you
You
Let's do it!
You know, I'm 7, man.
It's a constant 20-26 hour come, man.
Ask your motherfucking back, man,
in case you didn't know what the fuck's going on, man.
Come on.
All right, everybody, find a day to be outside,
make a what?
Drive day, what up, though?
You feel me?
Let's fucking go, man.
Streamer, you!
What the fuck are you asking me, you?
We're here, nigga!
Streamer, you!
Let's go.
Oh my God.
KC, do your best.
Yes, KC.
Yes, Niko.
Yes, Niko!
It's fucking draft day!
K-Lot, Tuhari, RG.
Oh my, 45, hey!
No press, no press, no press, no press, come on now, come on now.
Go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play, go play.
It's fucking traffic, y'all!
You want to put a camera in a grown nigga face man.
on real secret for
ever do that
uh...
What the shi-
Shoes?
Yeah nigga
Serious bro, it's draft, they won't stone, nigga
Watch party or death!
We want my senior professor to stop on the chest!
Hold on, I'm gonna be gone dude!
Watch party dude!
Put that stuff, put that stuff!
You
Yo chat
Draft a baby
Tell us in we finna see who makes the focus university tell you for a watch party to fuck on this shit, bitch. Oh
My god, I'm lagging. I'm lagging. I'm lagging. I'm lagging. No
Lagging boys dropping a time except for
We need to delay money
You go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll
Or I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go
No, we're back though. We're back though.
It's lagging.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Yo, Chad's it good now?
It's good. Yo, this hat.
I really, really send it like wasted battery.
Cause bro, we, well, I've seen all week and never lagged.
Oh my god, since I want to learn from, watch part of some shit finally.
Yo, we're going to watch class in that one.
That's what I'm saying. I don't want to watch.
I got my food and all that. How are you doing?
I got my food and all that. Bitch done a watch class in there. How are you doing?
Kai is streaming 10 years.
Kyle chat kind of extreme in 10 years now. I want to watch my shit with a leg
Oh, you got me fucked up. Well, he didn't how are you doing the fuck is wrong with our chat?
He's given literally waste of battery all in third with caution after the spark of 10 minutes. Oh my fucking god chat
Oh my god, bro
Oh
Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
My PC lagging and shit
It's good.
F**KIN' BAGGGIT!
F**KIN' WHAAAT?
The fuck
Yo chat. Oh my god. W fucking 20k. It's not like it. Don't be 20k
No
It's like I'm lagging still bro
I
The fuck is this Iroh huh
The Iroh, let's give up. You know a beat you go with it
Just shoot one of the lag where I don't want to watch Kaisa in that game, I don't want to
watch Kaisa in that game.
I ain't see Kaisa in five years game.
Like what the fuck bro?
I ain't see Kaisa in five years chat.
Kaisa, you want to know that feeling of sitting down after you just got a BDL meet and clicking
Kaisa in that swing game?
You want that feeling nigga?
Like the BDL meet?
Oh my god, just chilling in that Kaisa, 8-8-8-8 experience.
Like the B&M meat? Oh my god, just chilling in a Kaisperger 8-8-8 East Marine!
Well, man, fucking horses and rabbits and fucking lizards and shit in the stream.
Don't know about that.
Now that the finally watts in, how about just get drafted in StreamingBirds226?
He never had to wake up in the morning, squalling on Instagram and Facebook.
But you just see us some little ugly short bastard
that's making you laugh.
Make it inspiring you, motivating you.
He's smart, he loyal, he beautiful.
Another one.
Another one, another one.
Another one, another question, another question.
When you watch small shows, you're happy?
Nah, fuck you, nigger.
Kaisinat, I love you.
Yeah, Kaisinat, bro, yeah.
Kaisinat, bro.
I ain't got a lot of dead ass.
I've just seen it.
I said it's worth it.
You're gonna have to fuck them.
Dead ass.
So I think I just closed that.
I didn't get it.
I'll be actually in there.
We studied.
What about like just one more minute?
Just to see?
All right, then, good.
And if I don't get it, I'm going to say I broke a son of a reason
why.
So what's happening right now?
Because I don't know if Daddy Kai broke a son of a reason
why.
So what's happening right now?
Because I don't know if Daddy Kai broke a son of a reason
why.
They're gonna blow my blessings.
How old are you, bro?
I'm 18.
OK.
So be good.
Let's keep it on the whole time
This ain't echoed
Let's keep it on
Let's echo
It's good now?
Probably, we're probably good
Yeah
Time we good? Time we good? We good?
Good, good, good
Time we good?
Oh my god, I was in the stream
We good?
Oh my god, you're tough, I'm coughing
You're tough, I'm tough, I ain't
I didn't play in a goddamn thing. I didn't play in those segments. I mean, I didn't bitch. I'll tell you this when
And I'm the fucking in bitch don't say our cotton that all he lazy I'm gonna fall
I ain't playing a goddamn thing. I was about black ass right here
So fuck nigga, I'm gonna fuck. Okay. Okay. He lost hunger. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Uh-huh. Uh-huh
Bitch, you watching this shit all the way through the intro everything intro everything like that facts
Oh, no, I'm gonna see his offline chat though. Are you moving one like I want to see what's doing buddy like
Let's do it. Oh my god
I'm gonna
Oh, my god
Tyson streaming in 24 minutes, bro 23 minutes
Such a ugly ass
Oh my fucking god, bitch.
Yes, ma'am. Yes.
I'm gonna be the first sub at hand.
We the first sub at hand.
We the first sub.
I'm gonna be the first sub.
It is.
Wait, no, no, no, don't pick it.
What do you mean?
What's it?
I'm the first sub.
It is.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wait, did he start?
Oh.
It's title changed order.
What's on the scene, bro?
It's title changed order?
I'm seeing what I'm seeing like I'm saying, okay, okay, okay, what if he sparks with fucking like
No, we start if he's part of what a mill no table. Okay. What do you start stream, right?
I check
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, guess what?
It ain't personal when we're with each other.
Ah, okay, okay, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not personal.
For me, I wanna see this, his, his, his skin,
all that thoroughly, his light still bright and shit.
I'm like, uh,
wait a sec, how much longer, how much longer, how much longer?
Yo, I swear to God.
What did you do?
Well, la-hee, if anybody calls me
and my name is on that board
and constant that talk about me when they call me,
I'm blocking you.
I swear to God, I do not care if you're my mother.
You're getting blocked.
Well, la-hee, you're getting blocked.
I'm not your mother. Well, he anybody calls me a customer that says my name on that stream and they call me cuz of that
You're getting blocked dead ass. Well, he well, ah, he'd be lucky. Tyler. He but he only get it blocked. Oh
No
You're not playing!
You're blocking this?
I'm blocking this. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm telling you, you're getting blocked.
I mean, I ain't like TAC, bro. Listen, you can get to the NFL, okay?
You can get to the NFL. You can go to the NBA.
Bitch, but can you go to your university?
You're not like...
You're gonna be an engineer, okay?
You can go, okay, okay, to the third.
Oh, no!
Hello
No, I'm not gonna block you.
I'm sorry.
Okay, okay, say no.
Okay, okay, good.
So I suffer a lot.
Okay, I forgive you.
I forgive all of you.
Okay, okay, I'm up now.
What?
You told your mom you're up now
Not your wild again
Do wild again your mom she made you get see you like now your mom made you game
You can't say that bro. You know, bro. Thank you mama for the nine months. You're carrying me
Do like he doesn't know
That's a bullshit
Oh
That's why you so small never lasting baby
What do you mean? Oh my god? That's why you're so small game
Can you in it for ten months game? Was it in for nine months?
That's it no no
It's 24 minutes till he starts no 19 yo whoever made this time is fucking dick it
Man, it's fucking Ian.
So, Ian!
That's a bitch-ass over here, nigga.
Wait, so, we got 19 on minutes?
I thought we had 24.
My nigga, you know he always starts late.
He said what?
You're right, you're right.
He said he always starts late.
He's like...
Yeah, I ain't lying, bro.
I ain't lying.
No one caught.
He's probably gonna start at like 8.10.
He ain't gonna start at 8.10.
Not like 8.
I bet he don't.
8.15.
One, one, one, bet, bet, bet.
He started at 8.15.
18
Jackie start a two-minute bed
No, no, no, no, it could be a okay two minutes fan. Okay, so many spin now
I think it's more than two minutes. You know it
You jobs
Yeah
Can I spark in?
Here you go.
I'm not leaving.
Anyway, cousin Matt!
He sparks is going to be hell-lution.
No.
I'm playing a game.
I'm not a glazing-kawaii game.
It's like sometimes you got to gang.
He's sparking bad one, bro.
I need my personal, I need my one-on-one.
I want to hear my mouth.
He don't want to kiss you, gang.
I say, but I want to hear myself breathe.
I want to hear what my mouth's going to say.
Go like this, go like this, go like this, go like this.
I don't want to smell no body, none of that.
I
Don't get it set in the stream University. I'm sitting in that fucking room
No, it's the last drink of more CJ CJ Siege
Stay some bullshit
What are you
Oh
Okay, honestly this shit makes me brace my career. I'm like I get a shooting diversity is fucking like you feel me
I don't have to worry about my fucking being calm no more. You know, I got 30 cents a month. Yeah, I'm gonna get
That's not always true. It's nice. I want this university. That's the bro. That's why
I really see if you wish me a person back, huh? You gonna be the captain? Oh, how?
You know everybody don't what they do dirty with food oh guys start at 8 o'clock
30
Nah, I
Think I thought the professional shit where everybody can be a word not a man by the way
It's a little boomer or the bang of the bottle
Oh, I was the first one I guess I was the first one to
Funny D. Nobody collaborating your stream dickhead
Hey you fucker
Oh
You
me
On this at work I get a university
So what so simple one point five million points? I know one place actually okay? I like that
I'm not know almost gonna go down like that
Okay, I was so strange but yeah, we're gonna be right here bro. They're gonna call me a reactor now shit
I
I sent a cake, but it's like Kai's back kind of now Kai gotta his check on spam man shit now
He talking about some other shit.
You was eating food before you came right here.
That was, that was, that was, that was, that was.
No, I'm gonna make sure you call.
And come on.
Okay, come on, gang.
We all missing that game.
Come on, gang.
That's like a...
That's...
Ah!
What the hell?
It's easy.
It's not a license.
It's a suspension.
He's got his license.
Take his license.
Relax.
Okay, relax, relax.
Relax relax relax.
D.W. Wilde.
I just hope he's spread at eight o'clock though.
Like I don't even know how Niggas wait.
He's no, he always.
Excuse me.
Yo, what's up, Kyle?
On that, Kyle?
Yo.
He made Niggas wait nine months.
Now you're going to wait Niggas maybe.
You think he's got a new intro?
Mmm.
This Kyle's got a new intro.
What the fuck do you mean?
What the fuck do you mean it's Kyle's got a new intro?
Of course there's an intro.
Now you're going to tell me how to read Kyle's new intro.
Has an intro game
48
Come down, okay?
What the fuck is you talking about?
Guess what I'm doing?
You two big bros like this.
I got this punk.
I'm not even a hero.
I'm extra tired.
You should have seen my action through the door.
I couldn't even walk.
All that dancing, all that shit, all that dick right there.
Don't leave me doing this up there, I tell you that.
That's all right.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm saying, come on.
I'll say some kind of part-time,
like what the fuck he just doing?
Yeah, he laughing.
And he laugh, okay, like we're doing too much game.
Just calm down, game.
I ain't do that.
Let me, let me, let me, let me just wait for you, okay?
I can tell, what I did.
Phantom's here.
Huh?
Phantom's still here.
Phantom?
Yeah, Phantom's here.
What's Phantom like?
Phantom's here.
No, he's not.
Yes, he is.
I got a motherfucking hat.
Well, El Fandom is here!
Let me see myself, what's wrong?
You don't know what's going on with Fandom.
Oh, shit.
FANOM! How are you doing?
My big, heavy-set brother.
FANOM!
Bumbacrats! American Bumbacrats!
I know. Yeah, I got...
I'm a fan of you, but I'm not. That's a fact.
Smell that.
I don't know about that.
Now, hey, ladies and gentlemen, you put on a Balenciaga's Kygo a lot of day?
You want a dick lighter?
Are you really though?
Because Kygo a lot of day.
Come on, dude.
That's bad.
You got nine minutes, nigga.
Oh, my God.
What's that?
No.
Okay, no.
Oh my god
It's general fucking university!
Alright, I love you so much bro.
I love you.
I love you bro.
Please go to the university chat.
Kai, please.
Kai, please go to the university.
I'll do it.
I really need to go bro.
I'm not gonna be bad this time. I'm gonna do everything I want to do. I'm gonna be a back 20 and I'll be a better twin
And I'm a really be a good student and be a good role model. I don't want to be the bad person
I want to be a really good role model
in
Set a good example for people
So tonight even streaming not even all of clips
To better your life to better your life. I want to get deeper than streaming, you know
I want to get to in, in, in, in, help people!
See, and that's what I'm saying, Taki ain't even a top game because I don't think shit's funny all the time and cat me, cat, cat, bro.
Oh god, wait, Taki, hold on.
See this fuckin' chair, I'm seein' Kai's an ad.
I'm seein' Kai.
I'm seein' Kai's an ad.
What the fuck?
Is that a bean?
No, shut up
Oh
Often the fucking say
Often fucking say bitch stop playing me
What's that wait tell why is my chat not on here motherfucker? Yeah, peace of shit dumb botch
We got 80,000 in here. Wow. We got 80,000 in here. Wow.
First okay, okay, so that doesn't that's how much motion I got game is the three beer waiting watch party
So we'll get so soon. Okay, so we got smart. Yeah, no need for you to stay
Now let me ask there again. Hold on now. We got smart. They're gonna leave us a expedite
Listen, okay. That's it. Okay. That's it. No chat. Don't leave
Hold on chat. Don't leave. Hold on. Let's get us talk quick. Let's talk quick in this is
I'm not gonna talk at all and unless y'all watch I'm gonna make my I'm gonna make my um sit mess more do not leave
Okay, you cannot leave me
Come on dawg
The cow was a semen who was seen every single day me
So this up we're gonna watch Kai together
Yo, who is it?
What was it?
They're not going to knock on the door and shit.
Oh
We're like it. We're like it. We like it. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? Yeah?
Can you hear me?
What are you talking about?
Yo, Ian!
Ian!
What's up? What's up?
What's that?
Ian, what's up?
Can you fix my arm?
Huh?
Ian, arm.
I
I don't play the screen.
Okay.
Why do I look like that?
Better.
Very good.
Okay.
I know it's going to get out now.
Before we get fired!
Oh my god, a classic net!
A classic net!
Oh my god!
how much time left, how much time left, how much time left .. how much time left, how much
time leftitenlty butive
no need nothing that none need nothing
It's eight o'clock. It's eight o'clock. It's eight o'clock. It's eight o'clock.
Wait, he starts?
He's alive!
Oh, fuck, he's not!
Come on, Kai! It's eight o'clock, bro!
Oh, hell no!
Wait, what?
What the fuck is going on?
Wait!
Wait, the torch crashed?
Wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
No, Chad!
Wait!
Wait, what the hell?
Wait, what the hell?!
Oh my god!
Wait, chat, why would it switch?
Wait chat, hold on chat, don't chat, hold on chat, what does this mean chat?
Chat, what does this mean?
Yeah, I had a question which I what does that mean chat? What does that mean? Yeah, do y'all know or no?
Yo, what the fuck bro, oh my god, bro
Oh
What the fuck
We wait wait wait wait for this moment right here, bro. It's been nine fucking months bitch
You're not live yet. Hey, you're not live yet, bro. Go on YouTube on YouTube
I
Would tell you tell us that this intro could be so fucking cool
But it's like you know look at the YouTube channel L L L L. It's a kind of streaming day, bro. Oh
No, don't you find it?
You can GM with the phone. So thanks much. Thanks. What's ready? Oh
Please
What is it for me?
For me, for me, for me, for me
For me, for me
For me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me
For me bro, for me bro
Tell us the answer, I don't suppose some music bro
See? See? Positives gonna be like
What happened?
I knew that black ass nigga is gonna be late!
Con, you said 3?
Con, you said 8pm!
It's 8.03 bro!
My fucking god!
Oh my fucking god!
You have 120 bucks of music shit!
I know!
Now click this bitch!
You're too fast!
Oh my god
Oh my god, I don't fucking know I'm gonna know I'm gonna know I don't know that I know that I know that
I was catching that say
If
That's not that's on that's on God. That's on somebody but not God, but it can't be on God exactly
But it's so scared ball AV on every gene if somebody don't get a game
Listen, I'm gonna go fuck that nigga cause you that said 8 p.m. It's 8.04. What are you actually doing?
Nick is scared. Huh?
I think it's I think it's scared. He gotta be scared. He's gonna be scared
He's scared. He's scared. He's running a he running a real he running a real production right now. You know saying like
He's this right here. He laughs
Oh fuck he's not. I honestly don't fuck with you, too.
Oh he's not.
You can't scan these like that, chat. What the fuck?
Bro, oh my god, my heart just dropped.
Shit, I can't scan these like that, though.
The guy, you have 124,000.
Talk to these people, talk to them!
Oh yeah, I don't talk to them.
You know I'm just go hey!
Yeah!
Oh!
I said, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
I said, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, okay, damn it, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, okay!
Oh, you got no ads on. Huh? Oh, that's the method. He's me
Good luck, I love way home great minds think alike. I think of you all put out
I
You said eight o'clock is 806 Scott. What are you doing my
I knew he was gonna do this shit man. I knew it
Yeah, I know it's gonna do this dumb ass shit
Come on dog
That all the check is a hundred and seventy thousand people in my check
We shall wish I even say you don't want to see right now. Oh
Okay, okay, now check us out. Look now. Tell us. Okay. It's basically almost 100 K in the chat now
Oh
He's live he's live he's live
Not live okay listen, okay, listen, okay, listen, okay listen. It's almost a hundred two hundred dollar people in my chat right now
Could I wait for guy right but listen? Let's make up. Okay. Listen. Let's do a deal when he spark
Let's all watch together and didn't and then and then and you all could show
You tell me something like don't say all leave it leave it leave it leave it
I'm saying we all watch together so we go all this be all together, bro
We all wait together, so when I'm all watching it you feel me. Oh
My god my own mom said I'm leaving a holy fuck. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Oh now this is time
I don't blame y'all bro. I'm leaving guys marks. Okay. Yeah, that's that's true. That's true. All right. I'm sorry
You leave it to okay
It's just getting revealed right now.
I repeat, the students and professor list
is getting revealed right now.
Everybody go over to Twitch, search it on YouTube,
whatever you got to do, casting that live on YouTube,
my first YouTube stream, and casting that on Twitch.
It's my first time streaming in the 9-huts.
So I'm pretty happy, bro.
I'm actually happy.
So let's see what happens.
Everybody go, everybody go there.
And uh, let's go!
Good, good swing is gonna be nice and, you know, nice and, you know?
You know?
I love y'all so much.
Don't need a hemgy no more.
Let's fucking go!
It's time.
Why wouldn't it?
Canada's a must so I'm pouring sprays to it.
Fuck that.
It's time.
I'm fucking scared.
What the-
I used to prefer time like this to run like this or I had to, look at it, everybody's
being focused.
Everybody's a chat spam focus.
3, 2, 1, Kaisen Net!
VVET!
Spam, focus on chat bro!
C'mon bro!
It been 9 months bro!
A girl could have a whole baby!
God pray they had a whole baby before Kaisen sparked!
And today is that day-
OH! I'm fucking-
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Aahahahh!
Aended!
I'm hot.
It's like a idiot, I'll break it.
You should go ahead and pop some corn and grab a spoon.
HE'S HOT!
Break some noodles.
All the numbers are fine on the old T-Rex.
He's hot! He's hot! He's hot!
You're about to make me rich you like London Fru.
And that's the truth, the 16 hours I had in Melbourne, I don't even know what's going on back in the state.
you
Oh
No, you wonder what it has been but I'm back to life like the FB pen
And she's still in a lintless skin
And uh, check me out then, check me in
See this cold nigga, Bob Bob the my old stuff
Wake up to the new me
I used to be a waz
Now I'm making new sweet
He's fucking bad
What the fuck?
This girl is bad
I like this movie, movie, bye bye, if I don't stop, wake up today, don't leave me, I used to be in the world
What the fuck?
No, I got a mic, I got a mic, I'm a mic, I'm a mic
I
See the fucking stream
No
The fuck is she right now?
That's it. Why am I lagging?
Why am I lagging?
This is crazy bro
I
Once upon a time, heaven hight, any day
Trapped my baby off the open for my time
No I can't hear the risk in the night
On my yard, on the scene of honor
I wanna die, wanna feel it now
Don't buy a fucking, got the flash
Yo chat, yo chat, yo chat, are y'all ready bro?
Spear with the fucking dogs, KC3 okay, I'm not talking, I'm not talking
KC3s, let's go, constant that, let's fucking go
Alright, I'm not talking, I'm not talking, I'm not talking
Oh my God! He has! No, he didn't have! Jack Kai has 560,000 viewers!
KC3 has 560,000 viewers, Jack! Oh my God!
Hey Jack! Get your guns! Get everything! Get where you eat! Get everything you need Jack! Get your phone right now!
Wait, I feel it! I feel it! I feel it!
Keep selling bro, I'm gonna fucking watch this shit
Bye-bye, bye-bye, ooh
See, I'm gonna be fine, I'm gonna die
It's so good when you're doing all the things that you wanna do
Give the best out of life, please, do something new
Keep your head up high and don't stop believing in you
Believe in me
Happen over a good time
Please, please, please, please, why am I lagging?
Why I never lag, go to-
I never lag!
I never- I never go to- I never lag!
Buyugga, buyugga, buyugga, buyugga
Buyugga, buyugga, buyugga
I want this fah-die-gah-dah
I ain't got nothing missing
My baby
Ain't got no
No powder and no body
Has no time
Yes, go!
Are you ready?
You'll make a thing in my way
No...
No matter what
Don't cross
To say...
Yes!
Come on!
Where are you?
I'm going, I'm going!
To the front of you
Get the best out of my way
Go settle something new
It's the real thing I say
And I won't take my life, my life, just fight
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
He's a champion of crime, boy, champion of crime, champion of crime, free of crime
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
He has, oh my god guys, he's has a beautiful leadership
I'm gonna walk in, custom deal with me, don't stress it at night
At a time when I'm only thinking about this feeling, feeling like my head on state
Oh my God! Yeah, he's in the sweat, he's in the sweat, he's in the sweat, he's in the sweat!
I ain't gonna let you get the high one, baby
Yo Chat! Testing, testing, Yo Chat, Yo Chat!
Testing, testing, testing, testing!
His voice!
Oh
What the fuck? Wait, wait, wait!
Why don't we know about that on the album?
Now I'm fucking in the band, bitch.
So I need to...
God damn it!
Hey, yo!
Okay, this is how you know me back, cuz...
Listen, fucking sound, dude.
Hold on, I got it.
I got it.
I still don't hear it.
I still don't hear it at work.
Jacky I hear me, second one, two, three!
You're a chap, boy, this nigga looks like a...
Jacky I hear me, second one, two, three!
This don't feel real, bro, I can't don't feel real at all!
Oh my gosh!
Y'all haven't seen this room?
Okay, hold on. Okay, my mic is loud.
I'm sorry, this is a content next room. I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
I actually don't know what to tell you.
My daddy!
Honestly.
Oh my god, I'm sweating already, my Beijing!
My Beijing! Okay, hold on.
twitch chat mgm how you guys doing today we're gonna get to you to chat okay
how the fuck did we go 20,000
how the fuck did we go 25,000 subs
Before I was even on the goddamn strange
Fuck the fuck left bitch!
BAM!
Yo, okay hold on
Obvious is a little bit more right now
Cause there's Twitch chat and there's YouTube chat
Now hold on, let me address
Homebase
And then we're gonna introduce
The next homebase
Is it low? Or no?
Are we good? Okay so
Oh my god no no no no no no
I feel it creeping up already
I feel myself getting back into this goddamn
I feel it creeping up, holy fuck I'm not as fuck, holy fucking I'm sweating too, eww.
Yeah he's nervous, he's nervous, he's nervous, look at his tail, look at his tail.
He's so petite and looks so good. He's so petite and black and good looking so much like his dick
I don't understand. I don't think I understand how happy I am currently.
He's nervous. He's nervous.
He's nervous.
Twitch chat.
Spam tools real quick.
There's a million people watching him. What the fuck?
Twitch chat. Spam tools real quick.
Tools, tools, tools, tools.
He's nervous, bro. Tools. Perfect.
Alright.
YouTube chat.
Hold on. Let me have a little, uh,
an admission.
Before we become one big family.
Okay?
We're gonna be one big family
from now on out.
Twitch chat.
This is your family.
YouTube chat.
So we don't want we can't be on bullshit. Okay. We actually have to look unified
Okay, actually all right, so look
Hey
Oh
Okay, now also motion though also motion
MGM
My god, I mean I'm too tired to chat snap. Okay, but this is fine. How much? Oh my god. We're at 740 1,000
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this game?
bro oh my god okay listen chat I hope y'all been taking care of yourselves
niggas what nigga hold on you too shriy hold on quick quick calm down YouTube
stream how y'all doing man no chat this is my first stream on YouTube you know
Let me see how much I gotta go to my channel. I gotta see how much Kakar is in there
Okay, cuz I don't know
So for the first three years over a hundred K
YouTube
Wow
Tat we are now expanding the Empire
These are two castles
Mouging into one
Okay, first thing I want to go ahead and say is this all right lower Mike. Okay. I will be always probably the oh
It's probably good game game game. How does it sound right now? How does it sound right now?
Don't tell me it's good. How does it sound right now? How does it sound right now?
It's a good testing. It's a good. It's a good USA scored
W fucking USA
W USA game
I don't know. I'm not about to sit here and act like I've been watching the goddamn football games goddamn all. Hey, hey
But hey, I didn't watch the Portugal one. Wait, we're goddamn. They want to get goddamn on them.
No, he's not a larp!
He's a larp?
He's a Portugal?
I'm not going to check.
It was Portugal versus who did they get that Spain?
Yes.
Portugal versus Spain.
He's larping now?
Okay.
Oh my God.
It was Portugal versus Spain, okay.
So I watched that one and I watched the Brazil one.
They got knocked out by England.
It was kind of rough but I'm not going to sit here and act like that.
I'm a super, I've been watching this.
Or just me, because I haven't, I haven't, okay?
Now, production, if we can go ahead
and remove the thumbnail from the YouTube one,
I don't know why I still see it.
I don't know why, maybe it's a glitch.
I don't know why, okay?
Chad, we got a lot of these to talk about
before we get to streaming university.
I don't know, I don't know.
YouTube, how you doing YouTube?
I see you, let me talk to YouTube Chad real quick.
Yo, Simon, I'm looking right here,
I'm looking right here, so I see it in Twitch
and I'm looking to see it in YouTube.
Yo, Genesis was going on,
Everybody's on YouTube, go ahead and subscribe.
We about to hit 15 minutes of sc-
Oh, we hit 15 million!
Cap.
You two just like, wait, why haven't been on YouTube?
Why haven't I been on YouTube?
Dirty ass.
I miss I miss class so much
Oh, it's a negative, you're the one for me
Now you need to tell me, oh, I won't you ship that or mine every night
NAME SAUCE!
Last name ever, first name race
Like a straightening of a wine, not enough language
Started out with a beautiful note there, man!
Oh my god, MAG, this is the 20th, oh not this shit again
Listen, listen, listen guys, listen guys, okay?
You guys have done more than enough for me. It's a hundred KJ. Oh my gosh. You guys don't have to sell
All right, guys
I'm very grateful for it
But you guys have done
Mr. TNT. Thanks for the 10 gifted now. Oh my god. This is gonna be difficult cuz now. I gotta really pay attention being holy shit
Oh my god. Wait, hold on somebody's getting in my YouTube chat. I don't know how to do this. Oh my gosh
Hold on, this is hard. Okay, this is actually wrong. I can't read the YouTube chat. He's nervous. I can't read y'all. Y'all get crazy
I can't read it though, but 15 million. Thank you so much guys
We're about to be about to review these students and professors right now
You too. We guys are new here twitch. Everybody say everybody like and subscribe
Everybody like and subscribe sky
Joja, Joja give, Joja give the gift, Joja give the gift.
Michael Jackson, that movie was so peak bro.
Bro, I am now friends with Prince Jackson, bro.
How much, how much, how much?
And me and him, on our Rock-Paper-Scissors
I got his book, he said he knew exactly who I was
and that's everything, bro.
I already bet that Jafar did an excellent job in that movie.
I do not care bro, your father's so...
No!
You don't need this little thing to get the honor,
PR this little fucking appreciate it,
you only need this little thing to get it,
oh I still got it, I still got it,
I still got it,
20 of them fucking appreciate it,
J-R-I-C-T-N-E-L-
No!
You don't need this little thing to get it,
that this shit lost,
they just don't fucking try to take it,
I
20 get the yo Lacey your AC your AC hamstring is fucked game. It's like though bro. It's like though bro
Tell you he's live. This is ready. You're a bounce back game. You're a bounce back, bro
You're gonna bounce back game night. This is a fire get the streamer's coin. Oh, this is a fog of it
No, if I don't get to everybody get the I'm so sorry. I think it's out. He's gonna hold shit up. Okay. All right, YouTube
I'm pulling y'all up right here YouTube
Okay
We hit 15 and everybody if you're in the YouTube chat, no Mike this is a 50 get the killer what the 50 gifted
I'll try part of my little brother. Yeah, I'll tell you
Honestly, bro, he actually been grinding bro. I see go
I see go JC go with the honey get this out. All right
But I need you to take to the 20 get it. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Yo, also your stuff. We're done. Okay. We are fucking done
We're done. Okay. We are fucking done. Stop getting no
Is that you or not?
Yo his mic is loud as f**k
His mic is loud as f**k, Jack
Are they on twitch?
No daddy
Yo check, yo
Yo everybody is literally subbing right now
I don't know what to do, turn the game down please
Oh my god, sonny, I am so happy sonny
I'm sonny, I am so f**king happy
That you f**king
Commentators out
What in the world
I have to say what I'm watching
No, no, no, no!
Switch is taking away that motherfucking badge.
I wanna take away that fucking badge.
That's what I wanna do.
So, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't let it come in right now!
I wanna-
Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
What's the matter?
Holy fuck!
You're fucked!
Why are you mad right now, game?
Okay?
All right, switch yellow right now.
Fuck!
I can't, he's like, I'm panicking.
Yo, this is not healthy.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
Whoa, oh my god
Anyways, bro cuz cuz cuz it's a family right so one one one plat
Can't get as much love as what the fuck is that?
150 get it from Smitty go holy fuck damn. I can't I can't I can't read this I can't read this
You listen here. This yeah, okay. I'm gonna be very honest. Okay. I cannot read what's going on. Okay?
Yeah, I'm nervous for him
Okay
This heck I apologize. Yeah, I'm a rookie game. It's my first day back games only my first day out here game
All right, all right now let's get to the fucking
You know, let's get let's get to the fucking
The the the the the the when you call it the middle what's the what's the middle called anyways?
Yo, can somebody take away something bad honestly like I might be gonna lie, bro
I'm tired of that nigga like game. It's already been 28 minutes, and I just can't stand this nigga man
man
Honestly, wait it you two bounce back. Well, they take it a sunny mind
Oh
Let's look at this
What is you watching right now a black screen
I don't want to get to appreciate it.
No honestly!
What is YouTube watching right now?
Oh god.
Hey listen, listen, okay?
All right, I'ma say this one time and one time only, bro.
Okay?
If we mess up again,
CB, you have to bring your black ass down here.
Okay?
And I have to smack you.
I'ma take it out on the team.
I'ma take it only out on the team.
What the fuck does CeBee do?
If we mess up one more time on YouTube,
CeBee hop in your car and come to the house.
Locks on set, thanks for the one hearted gift.
Anyways, okay?
All right, we're back, we're back.
Hopefully that is it.
No chat, look at his saw,
but like let's do a head and get to the nitty gritty.
All right, first things first,
we have upgraded the room, okay?
We have this angle, okay, I'm already fucking up, Smithy.
We have this angle, okay, which is not a lot angle.
This angle will be able, oh no, no, this is this camera.
Okay, okay, this angle will be a much wider, you know, capacity.
We got angle three, which is not a lot angle.
Well, look at the setup.
I have to explain.
Check the setup, Chad.
This is in a second, okay?
It's my invention.
I've worked on this shit for a hell of a long time, okay?
Here we have this angle, okay?
It's my bad!
You feel me?
Can we stop?
Yo, yo, Sam won't have got the interview check!
Sam won!
One, one, one, one, one, one, one!
Sam won!
Okay, good.
This is my angle, gang!
From here on out!
Yeah, boy, too. Okay. I'm just I'm just showing what you know, I'm just showing what could
happen. All right. So I is that I literally have a thing of my dick. Okay, YouTube is
So I have a thing of my day now
And yeah, all right
Now as you guys can see my carpet is clean. Oh the fuck is not all right. I
Cleaned my carpet when I was going as well
It's very clean right now
It's how it looks man, you know everything's clean my awards are now up
Okay, no you didn't
So yeah, how long do you tell how long do you shoot on me tonight? How long do you think he's gonna say for
How long
Three hours next
Okay, could not be not be flowing out next. What else is new about this room? Um, I clean my desk
My best is very clean now you all got you guys won't be able to see it
My my my desk is very clean now. Also. What did I miss? I miss Michael Jackson
What else I missed I miss I
Miss Michael Jackson with y'all Drake's album Kanye album. What else?
What else did I miss y'all the next fucking one
the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason you know what else
gc86 you can now peak you can now pre-order it now you can now pre-order you can now
Computer
They say oh Batman with his ass he not be a whole all types of shit nigga I'm spot a man to like die
That's how I feel I'm spot a man to like die
If you feel awake, I don't care. I'm spider-man till I die. I don't give a fuck me. There's only two people
There's only two people that inspire the world that has heavy inspiration also in my personal
life.
Spiderman, and Michael Jackson are the two people that actually has very, very, very
a lot of inspiration and like,
but we want to like match up their like capabilities.
I'm taking over the world.
Like they can do that, bro.
They are amazing people.
Like you will leave, bro.
Generally now.
All right.
I'm getting to the nitty-gritty.
Why?
Oh, what have I been doing since I've been.
Yeah, I want to hear that.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Nine months is a long time.
Okay, nine months is a super, super, super, super long time.
Okay.
Honestly, hold on, hold on, hey, I'm probably wondering, I see everybody, oh my God, why
would it take so long and why would he do this and why would he do that and why would
he just do both?
Honestly, chat, after my fifth time three, I genuinely needed to like hop into a reset.
When I was, after my fifth time three was over, it was very like, it was a toll.
So I had to, you know, get back into hibernation just to get my mom right.
But as I was doing that, well before my fifth time three,
I already know I went to work on my clothes.
Okay, first things first.
But as I was doing that, okay, oh my gosh,
YouTube chat and Twitch chat are complete
two different personalities.
This is a ADHD bro.
This is older than Twitch chat.
In a way, both y'all niggas is young.
But YouTube may be a slightly younger, but it's okay though.
It's okay y'all.
That's not that's not that's not coming. I'm not rage bait me into certain things. Oh, go back to the show. Okay. Come on. Okay. Okay
Anyways, what I was gonna say, yeah, I didn't you to check make sure y'all just heavy. All right. Oh, yeah
I wish you did pass away
RP that was all right. So during the nine months. I had to work on my clothes. You feel what I'm saying
I'm gonna be honest with y'all, bro
I've always been a firm believer in not passing anything clothes is so different from streaming
In order for me to build my foundation that I needed to get this thing going, I needed to focus on my clothes heavily, okay?
Um, I needed to.
Now, like, uh, because it's this sign in the back of my mind that I've been wanting to do it, that's why, like, clothes has been something I've been wanting to do, and I've gotten to fully build the foundation.
okay for VVET ok and I am so happy I've played a real real rune
the clothes should be and chat this is finished okay everything that I wanted
to write in here is finished now you're probably wondering bro like oh my god
Bro, oh the fuck is this nigga think he is game like who the hell does he think he is chat?
The goal of this journal. This is journal one. W book. W book. W book. This is journal one
slash
the first collection
Okay, now the reason why I
Was doing this and I'm
Written it over the past months and putting all types of stuff in it. Oh, yeah, I know how to so now it by the way
Yeah, I know how to so which is what we got to do a sewing stream one day
Okay, you see that's I'm about to leak shit. Okay. All right. Whoa, that was crazy. Okay, um
The writing is done and the purpose behind this journal was for that every collection that now releases
My goal is to I don't know but I've been duplicating this journal for the first orders that come through for the close
But then this journal will show you the progress of building out the collection from scrap
to finish
The overlays are aren't wait. I don't even hear overlays
Wait, Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel. What is going on? I don't even hear overlays
please. Chat bear with me. Oh yeah, is it muted now? We hear it all. We hear it. We hear it.
We're going. Is it muted? No. We've been hearing it. Boy, I've been hearing it the entire time.
Okay. It's okay, chat. It's okay. Chat is okay. It's okay. Patience. It is okay. It's muted.
Okay. For 10 minutes. Wow. So look, guys, I worked on this so that I can make copies
of it and duplicate the journal and include it into the packaging of the first however
many orders that come through.
And these will be inside.
If you get a piece of clothing, it will be inside of there.
And you will be able to literally see how the journal is like, how the collection was
made from scratch.
And I'm going to do that for every major collection that there is.
This is now an Archive, make it.
I can't wait to say that.
But the Homegirls, that's what I 25 get to appreciate it.
But Chad, that was something I really, really, really,
really, really wanted to do.
And I've finally built the best foundation for it.
And I'm so happy to anybody who,
I'm so happy to anybody who uplifted me during that time.
I'm so happy to anybody who may have hated on me.
Cause honestly, I have a hate wall now.
And the person that you guys are hating
and is going to have a chat,
your ass is going to my halo!
yeah!
i fucking said it!
hahaha!
that was fast!
alright?
yeah park!
what you want man?
I don't care no more!
I don't care gang!
chase!
show your fucking dick this!
appreciate it!
honestly that's how i feel man!
what the fuck?
that's honestly how i feel bro!
okay?
sour!
So, okay?
All right, also, there's hella, there's hella,
hella videos on Cosmine that is on the lease
and that is staying on the lease until I feel like
I can't do it, because I'm not ready for a niggas
to be on my dick again, okay?
All right, it's just personal videos of me reading,
of me in the gym, and of me working on my clothes and shit.
Like it's personal documentation.
All right.
Okay, I was on line.
I'll be honest, Seth.
The grapes are sour.
I swear.
Yo, this thing is a little,
this thing is-
I was not performing it.
The grapes are generally sour, they're like,
and they taste good.
You know what you think?
I'll say it's sour.
Your mouth to start watering like awesome shit.
Like your mouth to start watering, watering, watering.
And it act like greats does that for me games like that was really a genuine sour great game
Honestly, okay. Um
I gotta get serious for a little bit just for a tiny bit, okay, I'm gonna get serious for
Oh shit, I think
This is the right thing to do to get some things off my chest. Yeah
Okay, okay, everybody calm down everybody
Just chill just chill sometimes you got to have some serious moments on this bitch
Say oh just in this and I'm not gonna address it anymore
Okay, cuz I'm gonna do something I feel like it's more than the right thing to do and I just want to get out the way
So it's off my consciousness. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay before well after I left y'all
Okay, I said after I left that after I got off my feet on off your top three
In December, you've literally seen my relationship literally explode in front of everybody on
the internet.
And I hated it.
You want to know why I hated it?
Because it was the way I reacted to the way I like, to the way we had broken up was immature.
I'm honest.
it was. But I want to send a direct and straightforward apology to Gigi because she was in the innocent
space and bubble and all of these accusations that had came out and all these goddamn narratives
that came out and everything that got goddamn jacked it up um was just not true I literally
I literally don't like what I did was because I didn't have the time to defend her or defend
her online and goddamn you know like defend her name online that's how everybody that's
all I want to say I apologize right now because like I don't know to this day nigga there's
there's still fucking narratives that I got them.
She only got them $2 million, which is crazy.
There was no, like, we had fell out
because of personal reasons behind the scenes.
And then once that shit got damn happened,
it was just like toxic as fuck
because she did not do anything outside of our relationship.
She did not do anything like that.
and I did not come forward to address that.
The sources that it came from was goddamn crazy though.
Like, bro, y'all shoulda seen when we fall out,
my phone was going up for all these goddamn
random ass narratives that I'm seeing.
I'm like, damn, you know?
And eventually the internet played out how it played out
which I don't like how it kind of like
happened in front of everybody.
And yeah, I want to come out here and say apology to her.
Because at one point, she was a best friend to me.
And I still got love for her, even though we are not together.
And I don't, she probably going to see this or something.
But I'm not going to say her act like she wasn't
sitting close to me, because she was.
OK?
And I'm on maturity, and I'm on positivity.
And that is something that you guys will never see me do again.
and I would never cross my personal life with my online life.
It just won't happen.
Then after that, I see more.
I see more God damn allegations.
Fairs, fairs, fairs.
Of shit with me and Brianna.
And just weird fucking stuff that was so weird, bro.
And yeah, I just have to tell you how to stop doing that,
bro.
Stop doing that, bro.
Can we just stop all the weird narratives
that does get pinned on everybody around me?
It's just very unfortunate, bro, honestly.
It's just really, really annoying, gang.
And, you know, like, the way everything had guide to me
before everything broke apart was just like fucking crazy.
And the fact that I didn't step in to interfere
with any of that for nine months
because I wanted to unplug myself from the internet
and probably wondering,
why are you taking the time to do it now?
is because I knew right now would be the best time to do it.
All right?
So I don't gotta chill, okay, on everybody, all right?
From here on out, if you don't hear nothing coming out
my mouth about anything, do not believe it, gang.
I promise y'all, bro.
You know?
If you don't hear anything coming out my mouth,
do not believe it.
I don't confirm anything, do not believe it, gang.
Okay.
Okay?
So I'm definitely never gonna come to the internet
about shit, ever.
I'm just never ever ever ever ever doing that, okay?
But yeah, I want to get that out the way.
I have a list of things I kinda wanna talk about, okay?
Now,
it is time, y'all.
Oh, shit!
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.
Boys and girls.
Check, give me your varsity!
Streamer University, 2026.
Let's get it!
It's now in effect.
The first thing that I want to do, before we get into anything, is simply this.
Class of 2025, give me a fucking hug.
What's everybody shit it on?
Facts.
From the small creators to the big creators,
you guys believed in an idea that I had,
that a lot of people didn't really see the vision for,
but y'all did.
Facts.
And I appreciate that, you know?
Damn.
And I'm just so thankful for those who was a part of it.
Cause right now I'm about to confirm something
that I'm pretty sure nobody was,
didn't know about she university is happening every goddamn year as long as
I am alive what happening 2027 2028 2029
Chow Relent!
I'm getting bigger and better every single time, okay?
That's fire, that's fire, that's fire.
Because honestly,
y'all, I never knew that this could be at this scale,
and I really have an emotional spot for just like pushing,
just helping people, bro.
I've always been somebody who's just like,
just wanna get us together, bro.
Like, I just love where we all together.
Last year, I looked at over the course of days,
and I see four days of just like greatness,
of just like people effortlessly making content.
you
Oh my god.
I never really seen a game like this is weird, game.
It's like, oh my god, yes, yes, 2023.
You be like, yes, 2023, come back.
Yes.
Stop being funny shit, game.
Stop being funny.
And that's what's wrong with you game. You always want to be funny game. You are not you are god damn
Yo, we got content in me and kind of a two man
My amp making my real shit game a lot
The guy you talking to you ahead talking to me now and make something clear fucking. I don't know my horny
You know, it is happening, it's happening, okay?
It's made of the gold, thanks for the 100,
get them appreciated, yeah?
Appreciate it.
This is the student board for class of 2026.
Please Lord, please God, please God, please God,
please God, please God, please God, please God, please God.
Let me explain to y'all and break down to y'all
what is about to happen, okay?
First, you gave me sweat in my ballcat?
Yeah, it's too much.
Y'all probably are wondering what machine this is.
This machine will produce the stories of twenty, twenty-six.
Okay, wait what not only
It will produce and chunk out the 2026 students not only that
It will generate and
Give us a little insight on these students
from small creator
to big creator
Whatever it is. So I'm not in it. It would tell me a
little insight
Some facts some background whatever it is. Um
Petit blonde. Thanks for the 50 gifted pretty shit. Wait. Yeah, hold on. It depends on YouTube
Antimix chat
last year
The students had
Exclusive merch
Okay
last year, the scooter tied.
Oh, it's videos, it's videos, videos.
It's a merch.
It's videos, we're good, we're good.
It's a merch website.
This year, everybody has an opportunity
to be able to go to the next level of merch.
To cop whatever merch that you guys want.
OK.
Let me go ahead and um, you know, let me go ahead and pull up a lot of stuff.
This is it's merch check this one.
I'm going to be very, very a lot of this is a piece I got personally, but
it's all, let me tell, let me tell, let me tell, let me tell, but you guys, it's
a crazy tracks, but yeah, it's pinned.
Okay.
But you guys will have the opportunity to start signing up for the merch.
So in case you guys will like to go, I'd never do.
I haven't been marching seven days in y'all.
Haven't been much from seven days in but here you guys go, okay?
You guys can put your emails as follows. You guys can get alerted for when the merch drops, okay?
The merch will drop for it. It's a crazy good affordable collection check. It is really good and well-priced
I'm not gonna lie like some good ass stuff. All right, you guys just see more of that on
shooting university page and stuff like that if you guys would like to go there put in the number and
And email so you guys can get alerted it will be up until now, and they were probably gonna drop it in
Two days, I think we got the merchant like two days or something like that. I don't care. I'm spawning it. I
Don't care. We haven't it. We haven't it this says got them
Seven days in I got some real good ones. I'll make sure that you know, it's a novelty good and stuff like that
Whoever wants merch go ahead go crazy. I'm so nervous guys. No, no, you guys will have exclusive things on keep I want
I will buy that one. I will buy that one. I have exclusive merch where everybody won't be accepted
You guys will have a piece that is different from the world just like I did last year
Okay, but see what that 50 fucking get that
Okay, I gotta stop doing that this nigga is heavily like this little recovery blow them on bro
What the fuck I do? Why am I doing that petite? Thanks for the 50 get it. All right
What?
Y'all ready?
Twitch chat are you ready?
Yes
YouTube chat are you ready?
Yes, I think if anybody good gather your family gather the popcorn
YouTube chat make sure you guys pin the creator also
I
Will start updating every time somebody is reviewed what somebody is revealed your twitch and your social media
Information will be on the shooting University website. So everybody. Yes pin the creator tile little motherfucking James. It's a 50 get it
Appreciate the 50 gift it okay
All right, I want you guys to also know game, if you don't get accepted, it doesn't mean anything.
Brothers and sisters, if you do not get accepted, it is okay.
You fucking find it.
You don't know why it's okay?
Huh?
Because you are a person who loves to create.
Nothing should defy you.
Nothing at all.
I will tell you.
Last year, it was way easier selecting the students.
BDG! Thanks for the 100 get the pre-shaded.
BDG!
Thank you for the 100 get the pre-shaded.
Make the first!
Thanks for the 50 get the pre-shaded.
Okay?
All right, I have y'all know.
Come on, Chad.
Okay, no more, no more something, guys.
Class of 25, six.
I mean class 25.
If I do not, I'm not to lock in.
If I don't, if I don't do your shit,
it don't work.
Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck.
Let the games begin.
Please.
Here we go.
Where's the look?
If you don't get in, it's okay.
I gotta refuse this.
Cause you know, a lot of niggas about to hate me
after this weather.
It's good or bad, whatever it is.
A lot of niggas gonna hate me.
He ain't.
Cause I'm gay.
I see the tiktok pieces already.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah!
We don't get accepted.
We didn't get accepted.
Okay.
Sleep of X.
I love you.
Thank you.
I'm nervous, bro.
I'm nervous.
Everybody's a cunt, bro.
What the fuck you don't?
No, you don't fuck you don't.
Because everyone will call me with said.
Whew.
We forgot that time!
What the fuck?
Come on!
It's about that power!
What the fuck?!
Oh shit!
Oh, fuck, it's a strike!
Hold it, I want to hold your feelings!
Oh, shit!
Students have been selected.
Oh, it got real. Oh, my God, it got real.
Oh, my God, it just got real.
Oh
What the fuck
It's short ass
Nice
This is good
Okay, I'm gonna leave the first batch of students right here because we will be revealing
Red Bull with a goddamn honey gifted
With the honey gifted I'm gonna leave the student batch right there let it cool down. Okay, what?
No, damn what that bitch ain't hot
Now I'm playing that's so fire today
Streaming University has its professors!
It has people applying for club directors!
It has the students!
But streaming university does not have a police department.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Now guess what?
You wanna throw parties?
You wanna sneak out late at night?
Okay!
Your last is going to jail.
Just like that.
And listen, this is why you gotta, you know,
expand the school a little bit.
Cause now we will have a whole police department.
No, that's fire, that's fire, that's fire.
That's fire, that's fire.
All the bad kids that want to be bad.
Okay?
Y'all wanna start strong?
Y'all ready?
And the first reveal is...
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. No, you
The police of streaming University 2026 that's fire
okay
Phantom is lead police of streaming University 2026
Phantom has his own police department. Damn, okay
How you doing, how you doing, how you doing, how you doing, yes, Phantom is the very first
person revealed for 2026.
We're starting off hot.
But you know, every sergeant needs a, what do you call it, every sergeant, what does
a sergeant need?
Every sergeant needs its duo, not its duo, but what do sergeants need, check?
Imagine this Duke, do this Duke.
Every every sergeant needs the deputy the officer the partner in crime
To make sure this shit get organized and this shit goes through baby boys. Now. That's what I want to get there
And the second person I forgot I'm a loser. I can't do music like that. Okay, and the second person
That is
going to be police with Fanna
will be
Officer Walton
I just realized we selected two big niggas.
Fuck. Fuck.
It's heavy. Officer Walton will be campus police, campus security. Everybody go follow
him. What I want you to do is everybody please go follow the people, okay? Everybody please
go follow the people, okay? Go show love to them. So you guys are up to date on the story
the story line for 2026.
Damn.
Got Phantomen Walton at the one.
Damn.
They are running police departments for 2026.
For what in fact, ass?
Screenshot it.
That's fire.
Screenshot it.
Call of Kit, thanks for the 50 get the appreciate it.
Screenshot it.
OK.
All right, screen shot it, okay?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, now listen.
Now listen, now listen, now listen, now listen, now listen.
For anybody in my YouTube chat doing a negative,
yo, Marge, I want you to, oh my God.
Oh my God!
You got it!
You bitch is sick!
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God, it's a good one!
Oh my God, God, God, can't read that!
I cannot
Oh my god
Be for my possession Angel
Oh man
Kenzie
Okay
Let's top it up for everybody
What the fuck
Find new rumors
So if you don't know certain rumors
You're at the wrong place
Okay
Everybody follow
Okay? So that could be up to date.
They'll be he's holding down police department with, um, Phenom.
Okay! Next up!
Professors.
Oh my gosh game as you guys can see there's quite a few professors on this
list okay there's quite a few professors on this list I'm scared bro I'm
fucking scared so here we go all right best of luck to everybody who'd be a
reveal on show love to everybody who'd be in reveal okay I'm fucking scared I'm
fucking scared I'm fucking scared I'm fucking scared I'm fucking scared oh
yo it feels so weird I'm gonna do music I ain't gonna watch it it's the first
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, just for the first one, fuck it!
And I ain't even playing my part
I want you shit forever, mine ever, mine ever, man
That's the way it is!
Last night ever, first night of latest
Like a straight ankle playing, nothing to lose
Started all over the thing
W agent!
Let me see the agent, where's agent at?
Where's agent?
W agent!
We're aging that.
Hey!
Hey, go, go, go, go!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tell me something about that,
I'm gonna break!
Now, listen.
I'm gonna tell you why we call Asia back, okay?
Wanna know why we call Asia back?
Hey, Angel is a head of the group,
Professor Lohi.
Man, well, I live with the nigga, man.
He's A&P, dude.
He was like, come on, like it's just my time, bro.
Honestly.
But now, all those aside,
Agent had an amazing class last year.
He was the best professor last year, in my opinion.
There were people at home taking notes, okay?
There were people at home taking notes, you know?
So, so far, that is, I guess you could say that's like,
you know, oh my God, wait, I think I messed up.
I actually think I messed up guys.
Well, I'm gonna reveal the genitors after after this.
We'll have a little information, okay?
The next professor is...
oh
don't Dennis Maine
We got Duke Dennis coming in at the two.
okay at the three
i'm scared on that hold on
Pin it as soon as you see it.
Sina, Sina, Sina.
Sina!
Damn!
Sina!
Damn!
Sina!
Don't use Sina.
Sina!
Leave the gentleman!
Leave him!
Damn!
Everybody go ahead and follow Senna, okay?
Oh my god, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna eat all of this because I'm so sick.
What the fuck?
Oh, she's short while she was sick.
That's that student university commitment.
She's not damn sick if she's still here in your mother.
Okay?
everybody everybody everybody
I'm going games. I'm actually happy that
I'm going bro. I'm going chat. Okay. Next class.
And obviously on
funny bro. That's here. We will review the classes. It's not funny chat.
Everything like asking. Okay. Next one.
Maya.
Maya Lu.
Awesome.
A professor.
Maya Lu.
Maya is a really, really good professor.
She's not live currently.
But Maya does a lot of educational things.
On.
on animals and nature and just a lot of stuff.
Don't you mind him?
Oh, that's a higga.
Oh, I'm about to say, whoa, it was like in that area.
The little curtsy, you know what I mean?
Rabble didn't want to get it.
But Maya, her application was amazing, you know?
Don't you mind him?
She did a great, and yeah, man, well-deserved.
She's very educational with animals and stuff like that,
and all that, and all that, OK?
The next person for Schimming University 2026 is,
the sushi dragon fairly small creator okay but his application was really good
this guy the sushi dragon is very very good with tech y'all not even a small
Actually
The suicide
Ww has a lot of crazy tech stuff he'd be doing but this guy is insane like
He's literally Tony start bro. W. But that
W
Honestly, he's a he's a tech wizard and
And um, he's really good. W. He's really good
Okay, so the sushi dragon if you are seeing this welcome to Scheme University 2026 on this line of his kind of crazy
Already, but um, let's see who we got
three
two
Oh my god
Ludwig is also a professor. This is a stacked lineup. Ludwig is also a professor. This is
This is a stacked line up, okay?
W, what are we gonna chat?
W Ludwig in the chat.
Tap to do, oh my man, my man, my man, my man, my man.
W, what are we gonna chat?
Damn, W's chat, spam, W's spam, W's spam, W's spam, W's spam,
W's spam, W's, dude.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You two, y'all good?
I believe YouTube is good.
WLW!
200K on YouTube, go!
There's 300 people on YouTube!
Yo, what's up, YouTube? How y'all doing?
Welcome to MGM, you know.
I know it's been goddamn four years,
and I've only streamed on Twitch, but now we're on both, okay?
Twitch say how to YouTube,
YouTube say how to Twitch, okay?
We got a little weekend to build him.
W, W.
Second column.
I don't know.
KAYA SNAKE!
Okay guys, you guys have a great day.
And if you guys are just expecting
with any shape or way of form,
you're expelled instantly, okay?
She's a chef
W. Kaya in a chat. She's a chef
You guys can kind of put two and two together
She's grinding. She's ready to indulge in this. She's ready to go crazy and
You know
She's more she's more on she's not you have a twitch. She's more on the YouTube side. She's more on the YouTube side, okay?
So Kaya's in that
Yeah
CCC's chief fire next shout out to my sister
Pooey is in the building ladies and gentlemen
Don't you pull you don't you please?
And I know a lot of y'all are shivering in y'all boots
This war spots shot imagine I'm a professor job magic people that apply just imagine a professor
Fry's okay, everybody go okay bet fries. Okay bet. All right, everybody go show love
Okay, is he live right now?
Do this shit nigga! Fuck! Fuck! Do this shit nigga! Fuck! Fuck! Yeah! Bitch! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Do this shit nigga!
Hold on! When did booty get so sexy? Yeah, dude!
Ay yo!
Pause bro! What the fuck?
You got to chill out get
Don't get it done too late, that's all I'm gonna say
You got to chill out
What the fuck?
The entry?
He said if I don't get in, never shooting again
Wow!
We should have tested that Jack
32, what the hell?
Everybody follow PooDee so you don't have to get some lure
and stuff like this
I don't know why this keeps going black on this screen, but it's okay.
I'm going to fight through it.
Okay?
Next.
Pokimane is awesome!
That's a big poll!
Pokemon is also a professor.
Holy crap!
That is a big poll.
Pokemon is also a professor.
W, W, W.
Okay.
Here we go.
Y'all know Pokemon?
Type in P.
Okay.
Yo, go ahead and pin it.
Go ahead and pin it.
Go ahead and pit it.
Here we go.
No chat.
I thought you were wrong.
Yo, this is a stacked lineup.
Please, never come on! Please, never come on!
Please!
ADAPT is also a professor!
ADAPT comes to the front of the edge!
ADAPT is my life!
WHAT?
ADAPT is also a professor. Go ahead and pin a debt.
Okay, go ahead and pin a debt.
Okay, adapt to somebody who I've been watching
for a long time now.
You know, I've always respected his stuff, you know, and um, I'm really proud of how far he's come, you know, that he
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E as came, I guess, you know, E E E E E E adept is now an official professor.
W. W. W.
You got two more spots left, ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. Class of 2026, how y'all feeling?
LISZO IS ALSO A PROFESSOR!
LISZO!
What the fuck?
LISZO IS ALSO A PROFESSOR!
W LISZO!
If y'all don't know, LISZO be twitching, she be streaming, and she sent me an application
She sent me an application and bro, she is ready to bring something to the table.
Tell you, Lizzo. Shout out to Lizzo.
Tell you, Lizzo. Okay.
Tell you, Lizzo. Tell you, Lizzo.
Now there is one more spot.
Last one.
Okay.
Last one.
There is one more spot.
To complete the class lineup of 2026 Moon.
There is one more spot to complete it.
You know what's good? I don't even know who's in the spot. I forget myself.
The order.
Oh
Shit me
We did put this person last y'all know we did put this person last
Fuck out into you
Buddy Mike
I don't need what's below.
Game is equal at both.
W!
Game is equal at both.
W!
Your rage is not just a professor, he is your...
He is this year's...
Dianne's counselor.
That's fire.
That's maybe...
W rage in the chat!
He is this year's...
Hey, whoa, Riggle!
It's fucking walking, Riggle!
We walking!
Oh, shit!
Fuck!
We walking!
Fuck you mountain!
Fuck you God-challengues!
God-challengues!
Come on, man!
God-challengues!
Fuck!
Let go of your rage, gaming.
Let's do it!
PSA, PSA, PSA, PSA, PSA.
Say it, bro.
Okay.
Should I say it?
I look gonna say it.
I know you wanna say it.
I know.
Let me check in with the team.
I ain't gonna lie.
Look, I ain't gonna lie.
You want me to ask you a thing?
Hold on, hold on.
Say it, bitch.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Say it, bitch!
All right.
Now, this is the official professor list.
If some of you applied to be in a certain category,
but didn't see your name in a certain category,
do not lose hope.
We have placed you in a different category
that we think is best for you.
Okay.
So here's your official student university professor lineup.
Okay, there you go.
Take your pictures, take your pictures,
Yo pictures take your pictures take your pictures take your pictures take your pictures take your pictures
Not time for the intermission. Oh
My god, yo, I really appreciate y'all bro. Yeah, look your leg, nigga
What you got coming us
Oh my god, yo, I should be doing that rebel. This is a goddamn, uh, honey get it
Yo, what am I doing that though like once I'm like
Rockwilder shit. How are they doing today? Yo click in the mission twitch. How you doing twitch? Are y'all okay?
How is that day YouTube? How are you guys doing? Are y'all okay? How is that day?
Yeah, I'm not gonna be a janitor bro chat shut the fuck up, bro
I'm not be no fucking janitor bitch stop stop
Got the first batch of students right here.
Hiya, hiya, ladies! USA Winner what?
Um, set up to your rage gaming, you know?
He's made the professional list.
Chet, no I'm not, bro. It's out putting it in the air before it comes true!
That only be a fucking jitter?
I'm not on to all of this!
Fresh and dead come true, bro. Stop saying that shit, Chet.
At least you'll be there. I mean that like I don't want to be a general fuck. I'm gonna fucking clean
But yeah, I'm still dancing if y'all just need a better be the junior bro. I'm gonna be double-tight. No way. No way
I'mma be real with y'all, okay?
Now listen, last year I did not like the job that the janitors did.
It was fucking ass.
It was brand-new.
It was everything all over the place, bro.
Everything was all over the place, bro.
Like, niggas, niggas, niggas was not cleaning up for real.
Niggas is beating up students.
All types of shit.
No, facts.
Facts are kept, Chats.
Facts are kept.
Facts.
Facts are kept.
People getting beat up.
Why is there no archive?
I'm taking the surveillance cameras.
Wait, I'm bugging.
Audience and all types of stuff, bro.
Wait!
No, no, Chats, stop!
Chats, stop!
This role.
I got mad weird, bro.
This is some individuals that need this shit spotless, bro.
Okay.
Let's read these all clean.
I think it's mad.
Now, I think it's mad corny game.
Now, I got corny fuck.
It ain't no bigger!
Let's add an oxygen-recognition.
It's been made!
And now you know it?
Well, calm down.
Calm down.
All right.
Ugh.
The first janitor that will be cleaning the campus.
Why am I going to play the song for your ass?
because I'm not celebrating. I'm not celebrating this shit game. Here we go.
I can't remember what I'm talking about.
What's that? What's that? Stop! I don't know!
What's that? Stop! Bro!
to clean up this goddamn campus my bad my bad I'm trying to find a song this is what happens
Oh
Put out your mouth so I'm gonna say I got my fucking dinner, bro
The first janitor that will be cleaning is...
It literally forced me in.
The Vontae Sonnet.
This is your last
Don't you do I take so don't you do I think I was
had a hostage bro no chat stop playing me game stop
playing me I'm a professor I'm a fucking I'm a fucking
I'm a fucking I'm a I'm a basketball player top fucking
play me chat I had to involve one of them chat
genuinely game it literally forced me game I'm not next bro I'm not next bro
stop doing that bro I'm not what I'm on the campus and nothing nothing's wrong
I'm just saying game I can't clean. I need to really
Okay
All right
You are
Cause she was more like a baby gene when it looked at me
Didn't see him, but why is Kai Chatsman and Rukai though?
Like that's okay, okay, okay, I'm off ya
Like what the fuck?
But why does it have a mind name though?
You feel me?
Fuckin' name of mind name fool
The fuck is this name of mind name fool, okay?
Nah, don't do it now, Ray, none of that
What Rukai?
Stop fuckin' playin' me, yo
Why my mom fucking forced me again
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Bro they have what's that shit called chat? Well they have buffs game. They have buffs bro. They literally have buffs game
What the hell why is everybody bald so chat unfortunately
The the person who birthed us like literally out of the same body has forced me to involve them and
So I said, okay
I don't give a fuck.
Okay?
Like, it's like, but what happened with Synthet? My mom is calling me right now.
Yes, mom.
I cannot believe you.
What?
From students to janitors?
Didn't we have a conversation?
Yeah, but they're in it you just got to clean
My listen my my listen
Yes
Okay, this is mom you will they student
Now hi dead ass royal yo don't check hi playing McKellow game. Fuck you mean young team round game
But they'll be able to
Clean the classroom
Again stop saying you're next to shit cuz I'm telling you the power of messages is very powerful as menacing bro
No, I swear. I gotta go discount if that shit. Say we're kind of clean war two Molly
watch this game that's all that is enough of a money
yeah yeah what's up
he said that dad you weren't against anything we spoke on that day
i cannot believe
no get him son
i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm very disappointed they wanted to take care of us as a student
i knew what they wanted him and last year he was like like you know no more
okay okay okay his dad is calling his dad is calling his dad is calling
okay hello
You know, his grave is in the best last year, you know, so, uh, we got, we, you know, so,
you know, it's, the reason why he's at Jenner though is for the white, white song like song
is more of a discipline, you know, he, he, he has to have that discipline, you know,
discipline.
Discipline. Discipline.
Yep.
He's gonna be a good dad ever though.
Alright, do what you're doing bro.
Say wo- no, say hi to God bro. Discipline bro.
Hello mom.
Yeah, he's not dis-
Oh my God.
The whole family calling me. God damn.
Wait, that motherfucker.
Oh my God, it's fucking too more.
It's fucking to more chat. Oh my fucking god
Hello
What
It's not bad it's not bad
Mom if you pull up all the time make you a janitor next I'm joking. It's a joke
You find a new challenger, get the challenger from last year with Devonzee. What's his name again?
Ma, that's Shannazalee. It's okay. Ma, stop. Ma, stop. Ma, I'm the dean. Ma, I'm the dean. I'm the dean.
I'm the dean, no. I'm the dean. No, you cannot come. I'm the dean. I'm the dean.
Look at what they want to talk about.
Look at what they want.
Why are you standing on the floor without a party?
The party!
My bad, it was Steve O'Rellardo.
Okay, so, Kello is going to be a student, or I'm going to be at St. Louis University
Gates.
Mom, mom, mom, mom, I'm the dean.
Mom, I'm the dean.
Bro, mom, look, look at the chat.
Look at the chat.
Okay, look at the chat, mom.
Oh, mom, mom, mom.
Okay, mom.
Stop spamming shit
Oh my god wait
My
And that's what a goddess is in her car again
Oh
Please people waiting to see their names, please
It's not a bad thing
Okay, thank you. All right. Have a good day mom. Yes
Okay, yeah, thank you mom this is a million viewers shut
Okay, yeah has a million viewers
Oh my god, check it out one second from me
I'm actually glad he's in the gender department now because now he'll be able to really, really
show what he got, you know?
So if you are new on YouTube, go ahead and like, go ahead and subscribe, MGM on YouTube,
go ahead and like and subscribe.
Smash that like and subscribe button if you want to switch go ahead and follow. Okay
Next editor and I'm glad he got a clean shit up cuz I don't give no fucks
This is from the bottom of my heart messing up every fucking time
He'll be doing shit
I
Don't you Chris bro, don't you Chris bro?
Yeah, yeah Chris
Oh, clean the fuck up nigga. Don't you Chris? Because I love you so much Chris.
Oh, baby!
Ha ha!
So it actually does fit your character.
You feel me?
So I don't care. I really don't give a fuck.
Rosenfuckers, hey! How are you doing?
Ahem.
Come on, bruh! Come on, team!
Come on, team! You are in role!
You are in role!
You're wild again!
You're wildin' bro, what the?
Come on, when do I ever see you clean the toilet?
Make a regal maze!
Make a regal fuckin' maze!
Make me serious!
Oh my fuckin' goodness! Oh my god!
Oh my god! I can't breathe right now!
How do you know fuckin' where he just did this shit?
Chris, calm down!
Oh my god! Chris, calm down! Fuckin' breathe!
Fuckin' breathe, make it!
Make a regal fuckin' nigga! I got my clean toilet!
What's that fuckin' game, bitch?
Calm down.
Chris, calm down.
Chris, a janitor is not a bad thing.
Okay?
Okay.
Chris, a janitor is not a bad thing.
Stand up or I'll stand up!
You're a janitor!
Everybody clap it up!
Clap it up!
Yeah!
Woo!
W. Chris, man!
Okay, listen, listen.
Okay, I'll be out of here.
No, I'm not gonna spend no dubs.
No, no, I'm not gonna spend up there.
I must have fucked up.
Jack!
Jack, it's no more generators!
Okay?
Jack, it's all generators!
Jack, that's the last generator, Jack!
So, I'm good.
Hey, look, hey, look, hey, look!
Fuck you, bitch!
I'm not a generator, dude!
Uh-huh!
Or how do I reach my students?
Or would you rather be the nigger?
I'm just a little bit, bro.
Okay, okay.
Would you rather be a...
...greech-sweater.
Okay, listen.
Would you rather be the nigger?
There's two more?!
I'm just a little bit, please.
Or the nigger will all the keys to the room!
Talk to me now!
Nigger, no!
Nigger, look!
I'm just gonna be the principal!
Hello
Chris next door
No, Kello is so tight
Kello is so it'll check Kello is so tight yo
Fuck with the gender
Say it!
Say it, man!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're gonna have to under-war some shit!
Best nigga to clean type shit!
Yeah! Best nigga to clean type shit!
That's fire, bro!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
I don't know how to do it.
Yeah, I don't know how to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, get your ass out of here, dude.
Good shit.
Basically, you have a jumper.
Make sure you have it on the water.
Y'all just gotta get that group shot of some shit.
You can shout at some point.
Yeah.
Oh.
Hey, dude.
Thank you so much for all the training, bro.
For sure.
For sure, gang.
You're the best, bro.
You're the best.
That was pretty awkward.
I call them to what I say what I say
Now we got three we invested into the into the into the janitor department, so now we have three
So now we get actually cleaning cuz two last year was crazy, but now we got three game
Hey, yes, bro. Let me call him bro. Wish I
the next category is club directors
this is a new category
club
okay
don't tell i'm not a bit yo perc stop playing perc that has a month i'm not your leader bro stop
Stop playing nitch.
There's a new category.
It's too real.
Okay, my daddy, don't talk back, my daddy.
Don't talk back.
Okay.
Last year there was only classes
and you know, students, professors, whatever it is.
But this year at the university,
we have invested into club directors,
meaning that after the class, after a long day of class,
you get to your dorm, you unpack,
you will have on a daily a cool club,
you can forward to, basketball team,
goddamn science slash engineering club,
goddamn cheerleading club.
And yeah, there's a lot of clubs out there, you know?
So, Mark O.
who the club directors are. Oh my god, Camelot. Uh-huh. The first, I'm peeking, the first
Club Director is...
Head of the fraternity, Nick Nazianina.
I don't know how the fuck to say that last name, but this guy is now the head and slum
director of the fraternity. Can we please pin him up on top of the chat?
For what?
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I love you. I love you. I'm gonna show you a little bit of what Nick does. How are you
doing, Nick? I have in a nigga single now. Insane. In a nigga single now. In a nigga single
It is
USA lost oh my god you see loss
That's a classic video missing that video say don't use the fucking channel. How are you doing?
Make sure you guys
Leading the basketball team.
You gotta understand it.
Fire.
You know, and I think the basketball team
gonna be really, really happy, you know?
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, now listen,
to anybody that's on the basketball team,
make sure you make the fucking school look good.
Okay, we're not a D3, we're not a goddamn D2, we're D1.
How are you doing?
Okay.
University is D1 it is it is
Real sports. It is okay. It is
Here we go
the next club director is
Oh turn mic up. Oh, okay. It is bitch
Cheerleading is
Led by Markelle
Washington Markelle
The cheerleading team is led by Markel Washington.
Okay?
Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, y'all love Markel.
Yeah, they love Markel.
The cheerleading team is led by Markel Washington.
Okay, so give me a S, give me a E,
give me a S, give me a T, give me a R,
Give me an E, give me an A, give me an M.
Give me an E, give me an R, give me an N, give me an U.
Give me an R, give me a R card.
Club director is...
Oh my fucking god.
The film club led by Oliver Cannon and Gibson Hazard, who are you guys on top of and wondering
who those guys are.
Yeah, they're tough.
Okay?
They're fucking tough.
Chad, he's just all like the trailers for like-
The film club is led by these guys.
These are the guys I work with hand-on-hand to come up with these great trailers.
It's a dream university, it's good to be back.
Where's everybody at?
Show these cool films, okay?
I am giving y'all the people that I use, okay?
So y'all can be hand on hand with them.
You know, they're really good at marketing, they're good at a lot of stuff, okay?
Gibson Hazard and Oliver are the directors of the film club.
Now, I will say, they have helped me on every trailer sets.
Moppyathon 2, Moppyathon 3, what else did they do?
We did a lot.
Streaming University, every show that you guys have seen in the last two years.
like we've been locked in so you guys will be able to see hand-on-hand on like
how things are developed how the shots are is I'm a stuff like that no cold
Bennett was Batman cold Bennett was Batman I think I'm 1.1 million viewers
Chat like chat chat. This is legendary bro chat
You got 1.1 million bro is
W to chat or you to chat so they're you to chat
Sly science slash engineering with pro toll
who has made the remote control goddamn bed bed who's made the automatic stuff that put
me through hell during mafia 3 who also have made a lot of the battle bots everything so
he will be teaching you guys how to not only do science but to engineer proto is a tech
guy honestly chat he's also the one who created um he's also he's also the one
that came to this okay the machine that generates you guys okay
well some of you guys probably seen him last year okay the next person who is a
club director is
musical arts with the one and only T motherfucking pain that's fire
I'm dreaming.
T-Pain, yeah, we'll be good.
Musical arts, yeah, we'll be good.
Don't tell from a girl last night
so I went to the club.
If anybody loves music,
or anybody loves a studio,
or if anybody wanna make songs,
you know we had an SU anthem last year.
So those who like motherfucking rapping
and going crazy, T-Pain will be there
to book their studio session for you to go crazy, all right?
If you are in his club, okay?
Here we go. Second to last. Here we go. Club director is the debate club with
Marcus King. That's fire. That's fire. Marcus King. Now Marcus King. Go ahead and play it.
Pin Marcus please. I'll type it in. Okay. Marcus King. He's not live. Okay. I think he's
He's an agent though.
Is he an agent?
Yeah!
Fuck yo!
Go ahead and pin Marcus King, okay?
Um, yo, he got damn lost.
When I tell you this guy be on a screen, just hyper fixating on topics and doing a bunch
It was great, you know the debate team has been revealed the musical arts team has been revealed
The sides and engineering club has been revealed the film club have been revealed
The cheerleading club have been revealed the basketball team has been revealed and the fraternity has been revealed
Okay now now this is this one last one
Mm-hmm chat be ready chat be ready
I feel it's going to be me.
I would like to present something.
This is the Streamer University Scholarship full ride into another semester.
Last year we had to go through a lot of different people.
We had to look through a lot of different creators.
And this scholarship is awarded to...
A creator who has came into streaming university, small and was able to develop and maintain
what the nori or the attention they got and was able to expand it and was able to, god
take it to the moon because my goal last year was to have one person's life change and this
person has been put in belt to fucking ass like every goddamn day like like I ain't gonna lie
this person I'm proud I'm proud um this person has took in the throne every time whoa there's
something that comes up about yeah what do you think it is yeah name me somebody
who went to shimmy university and left yeah no a different person yeah and this
would be something that is incorporated every single year to so to my small
creators I'm watching y'all extra okay alright I'm proud of y'all you guys came
in and those who left and maintained whatever you guys maintain shout out to
y'all and every year we'll be making this award for a small creator who they
will come in and leave and go crazy. Alright so without further ado, give it up.
I haven't been feeling you recently.
That's fine come to the front that's fine you're doing a check
I told you bro, I fucking told you bro, it's me every time.
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
Now I told you, what the fuck?
Casey, baby, we love you.
We love you, man, no.
That's me.
Yo, bro, Yana came with to stream with you.
Yana came to streamer you with a small amount of fucking viewers game.
She wasn't even like peered up with a big roommate.
She wasn't really in the spotlight too much, not for real, like she was walking around
with Tim's and Jortz.
And she left streamer you and she was streaming on a PS4 game.
She was so committed she was streaming on a PS4.
Which you left me
For she got to upgrade and do different things. I'll be fucking y'all in the chat man
Say five I ain't
Because whenever somebody asks me who came with the streamer you small and let's be
Who's like this different after and it's and it's y'all know bro like y'all know it's like fucking drinks on how
What the fuck so y'all is a great all-around creator and everybody say congratulations to y'all know
Congratulations to y'all know to a full ride now. Yeah, here is something you know
Okay
Coming back to the club directors
Y'all know
Since you have a full scholarship
We thought it will be a big opportunity
for you to lead the drama club, which is theater, okay?
No.
It's not.
Drama class!
We're ready!
So, she will be doing
the drama club.
Shout out to Yana.
Before we get to these names,
very important that you guys try to keep going keep going cuz you never know
you might get a scholarship w w new future w new future new feature everybody
say that shit bet your son yeah shut up new feature now check students we do
have a unlockable side character Christian I know y'all like oh my god
you're like what is happening like there's so much new stuff there is an unlockable side character
Christian are you okay now this is a little bit you know hold something to me
it's this right here is hold something to me right here because I've been watching
this person for about like two years, like genuinely. And it's so crazy because this
person, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. This person didn't apply, y'all. This person didn't
apply. So it was actually an opportunity on the table just for this person. This person
has no clue. If they would like to come, they have wide open arms. Okay. There's a streamer
who recently just tweeted like, I'm so happy about streaming university. And they said
that they didn't feel like they had a spot to do at some university as bad as they wanted
to go. They thought as if they didn't have a spot to be in some university. So they were
like they don't know if they can go, they don't know where they would fit in, and all
types of stuff. And I actually watched this person. It's a small, old creative. And she
goes by the name of I Just Love Puzzles.
That's fire. That's good pics. That's good pics.
You will be the library through her puzzles.
So grandma, if you wanna come down
to God damn student university, you can't bro.
Look how wholesome she is, chat.
Look at this person.
Everybody go to her, okay?
Cause I've been, I've been watching, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've been watching her, bro.
And look how wholesome she is, bro.
You know?
Bro, she sits here and does puzzles.
Literally.
But do you stand or not?
Bro, she sits here and does puzzles, bro.
All day
So
Damn
So if you would like to stop by I just love puzzles
On campus while she's in the library guys you guys can go do that. Okay?
Let's go pigs go pigs go pigs and just cuz kind of what I'm a little too
We got the directors, we got the professors, the scholarship out of the way, everything.
It is now time for the students. Yeah
Okay
Now listen, tell me turn Kai back up is
I
Want to say something okay, it's up
Okay
This shit don't revolve around, you know
You know, I don't I don't just revolve around
anything you know if you don't get in you don't get in but if you do congratulations I love you
guys and um we are going to really really really lock in with this also first streaming university
is designed to help the discoverability of streamers
who put belt to ask year after year after year.
And it's hard selecting this limited amount
because I wish everybody can just go.
No chill guilt, that's what a 50 get fit.
I wish everybody can go.
Petite blah, model, that's what a 50 get fit.
And yeah, there is in-person application people
on this goddamn board.
As I'll as heck to guess in person application was
People have got selected from there. Okay, you know, I sat there for nine hours in each city hoping to talk to everybody
But so big showing another
Okay
In person and person is in online. Okay, haha
Jack is a in person application
I
Will be able to call it out so don't worry. I'll let y'all know
But
Pray you know these in the chat
Let's get this thing going on again late. Hold on
Pray you know these pray movies
Let's get this thing going very much. Oh my god. Please. Let me get people or Jesus Christian
Now chat chat it could be one of y'all paying attention it could be one of y'all check that as it could be one of y'all
you would know who these first five students are during my 53. There was a golden ticket feature to where though certain random people who get selected to come.
So if you guys remember me, you the first five people are golden tickets.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
OK, hold on.
Ugh.
Your body's going to take it.
Who's what?
I'm Wally.
There you go.
I am sorry.
Well
You to be a good you to happen. Yeah, good
You to this good. Yeah, all the blockin
Yeah, all the very locked in
Okay, it should be good. Yeah, my ass hurt shit
First golden tickets blizzle blizzle
26
It's marauding
Focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus focus
McQueen
But W McQueen in the goddamn check he is a golden ticket
Get in the chat!
You can't even do this channel!
You think I'm a mislitter on Twitch?
Tell me if you're gonna get in the chat!
Petit Blonde model!
Goten ticket winner...
is...
Aito Official!
Day 1 for Mafia 3
three golden tickets as far as far as far doesn't chat doesn't chat doesn't
chat focus focus focus focus focus
Everybody show them love. Follow the entire roster so you are caught up today on what is going on.
That's an echo. That's an echo. That's an echo. That's an echo, okay?
The third golden ticket is Smoke Certified.
Smoke Certified.
Oh, by the way, state forward would be gifting a lot of students on the board.
They were randomly gifts, a lot of creators and students on the board.
So if you can reveal that State Farm comes in, just know.
Okay?
What the hell?
Students on the board, they were randomly-
That's fucking cool!
Students on the board.
He just said my name!
Slow sort of by a lot!
A golden ticket winner from Mafia Dawn 3, man.
Congratulations, dude.
Congratulations man, I hope you are happy, dude.
Nets!
All right, four golden tickets.
Straight to the bank!
You are in SU.
Oh please, let me go Kai, please!
SU, straight to the bank, you are in SU.
All right?
W, W.
Golden ticket winner.
W.
All right?
Next and the final Golden ticket winner.
Cool butterfly!
Butterfly, what's your wise?
You are in SU, cool butterfly.
You are in SU.
I think it's Rhaegos.
I got to be in here because Rhae was bad too.
We got to get you a new PC.
Thank you.
You're gonna get your new PC!
Goddamn!
Oh yeah, we gotta get you a whole new setup.
Oh hell no. Oh hell no.
I get her a whole new setup!
What the fuck?
And now,
that is all
Oh
Let's get it more let's get it more
Both up
It's both up top everybody who's been gifted so to say everybody
Who's done everything I
Love y'all here we go
The first person.
Um, I'm on some shit, right?
No, I do what I want.
I do what I want now like what I want
Everybody know
He's funny
Fares fairs
I'm streaming in adversity!
Davion! Put the adversity to...
Davion! You are in streaming in adversity!
Busy! Where is he? Okay.
Oh, Davion!
Okay, alright. He's havin' up.
It's a lion! Davion!
Oh, Busy! Where is he? Okay.
Oh, Davion!
Okay, alright. Okay, alright.
Alright, Davion.
Davion, you are officially
And streamer you
The next person who was it as you
Should I put this top yeah
The next person who is it as you is it focused I don't know
2
1
I was
Tori
I was Tori
Welcome to SU
I was
Tori
Your instrument university
Sunny going crazy
your shit
Tori
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Congratulations to
First Ring!
What the f-
Oh, I'm so happy!
You got me!
Oh, this is so awesome!
Oh my god!
I must tell you.
Oh my god, this is so awesome.
I know how to roll.
This is so awesome.
I'm just so happy.
Bro, maybe you're hustling, man.
Maybe you're working.
The next person that we are revealing, the streaming university, is Office Drummer!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Come ahead and pin him off this drummer!
Welcome to streaming university!
That's fire, that's fire, that's fire.
Off this drummer!
That's fire.
STICK!
You need to laugh off this drummer!
You are in streaming university.
That's tough.
Alright.
The next person is Mr. Keem!
Mr. Keem, how are you doing Keem?
You are now at streaming university.
Okay, Keem.
Let's go Kyle!
Welcome back my boy!
Let's go Kyle!
I'm not gonna let you down, bro!
I'm not gonna let you down, Kyle!
I'm not gonna let you down!
Oh, GGs.
Let you down, boy!
Don't let me down nigga!
Pim Mr Keem please?
Hey listen, if I need help with tech or anything, go to that nigga.
He a student.
If you need help on answers and all types of shit.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna ass hurt bro.
Fuck.
Okay.
Come on, god, I'm scared.
Hold on!
Don't go to shit!
Don't go to shit.
So I wash my ass and I do wash my ass but.
Lock in game.
The rules of the temple.
I'm scared.
I gotta go pee baths.
We have.
Uh-oh.
This is an in-person exception.
Meaning this person is in SU because I seen them in person perform and-
Lock and focus yet. Focus! Focus!
That's person.
God.
Distributing university.
God.
It's.
God.
Juicy.jpeg.
I believe he applied for them to be a mascot.
No chat. No chat. No chat.
No chat. I'm gonna pee real quick. Like two seconds.
Two seconds. Two seconds. I'm gonna pee.
Come on now.
And stream my university.
Juicy and jpeg.
Oh, I'm growing it!
What?
Hey bro, it's so crazy.
If I didn't see you in person, you wouldn't be on this board,
but congratulations.
You are an in-person application exception.
Shout out to you.
Okay?
The last person on the first column?
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Chad.
Oh my God.
I forgot! I forgot! Fuck!
I forgot! The facts!
Yo, what the fuck? I'm slow as shit.
Holy fuck. Wow.
Okay, who are you on?
Juicy taker. One, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Oh my god!
You are completely forgot.
Hold on, y'all.
Alright, well, Lotto,
This may take a lot of time to do.
I don't think I'm going to fucking do it.
Oh my god, come on, bro!
I'm in!
Okay, juicy Jacob!
He was at an airport for auditions in LA,
known for dressing up as different characters,
also does content about his Christian faith.
Was the Lorax at LA auditions, okay?
Jake future, thanks for the 50 gifted appreciate it
My fucking god
God
The real
Live go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it
Please god
I need it real Maya live is she live right now? We're about to see she is not live right now
The real Maya she was literally streaming three hours ago, and she's literally missing it right now
Wow Maya really Maya, but let's see about Maya. Let's see it interesting fact about Maya
Chatties are a fast we have to put together. Oh
My god, I'm scared
Yeah, I got this wrong because it don't say her name
But I'm just trust it
You say a whole different name right here
But it says Maya is out of it
But I'm gonna trust it, okay?
Maya
Lizzie Texas
She's primarily a TikTok and YouTube creator
And she been making content
Since she was a kid
Oh, she had TikTok live, come on, check
You see, primarily TikTok
Alright, alright, alright
She probably can't live right now. Okay. What do you mean by that?
We're kind I feel it. I just feel it cuz I know I feel it
This is a good one. It is I like this one. I don't know. Okay
This is a good one
I'm gonna fuck.
Fuck it.
You're gonna fucking have me going crazy.
I'm gonna fuck.
Hold on!
That's nice.
This night's
Nothing
What is doing?
They tell me you love me
But I ain't been feelin' it lately
They say you like me when you like me
Can't keep me from lookin' so crazy
I love you
Let's find out
Queen
Nigel
Queen, Queen, Queen, Queen
Queen, Nigel
Queen, you are now
and I will be back in
Tomorrow, University.
Congratulations to Queen
Nigah.
She is now
is she Nigerians or something?
Nigerian?
I ain't know.
Okay, here we go.
Queen Nigel, she's from Michigan.
She's been making content for over a decade.
She has over a billion streams on her music.
And she almost dropped out of high school
her senior year, y'all.
Damn, damn.
Okay.
Focus.
The next person.
Folk, focus!
It's...
Kiera Santé!
Okay?
Kiera Santé!
You are in.
She's from Brooklyn NYC.
She's primarily a Tik Tok and Instagram creator.
She plays a lot of horror games on stream.
W. Quiero.
Quiero Sante.
W. Quiero.
Next.
the next students for a streaming university.
Please.
In 1926.
Please, Rick Goddard.
Is.
Please.
Fucking Josh with a V.
Can you guys see if I'm gonna check?
Effing Josh.
My bad, I didn't mean to curse.
Effing Josh.
Do we have this pin?
Okay, let's go ahead and see his
His god damn we still got we still got bro chat keep it energy keep the energy check the injury
Can we get energy bro?
I'll go fuck. No. Yes, we do. Yeah. Oh
You just really cut that's good. That's good. That's good
Now W W also W Josh a skater. Oh
Oh
That's fire, bro. That's fire. That's fire. Oh, he's okay. He's okay. Hold on. He's like kick great
Fucking great. I love you. Oh, he's a kick. He's a picture. He's a picture. Okay. Don't do jobs. We're doing jobs, bro
Next one
The next student is
What's the name of this video?
Tiana Musara.
What happened?
Tiana Musara.
What the f*** is this?
W. Tiana. W. Tiana. Everybody show love to Tiana. Moussara. Okay? Moussara. Next. Hold
on. The next person. Oh wait, Fun Facts. Do we have Fun Facts for her?
GING! Save the fun facts for Disney! GING!
Fuck the fun facts! GING! Who's in this universe?
I lose her fucking-
Who's in this universe? GING!
Did I lose her man? Oh no, she's right here.
Okay.
Fun facts about Tiana. She's from NYC originally, but she was relocated to Florida.
Started making content over seven years ago.
She does fitness, health,
IRI, and gaming content on Twitch.
Okay.
The next person up
is
Mookie.
M-O-K-I-E
Mookie.
You are in
University
Toyo Muki
Oh my god!
Sorry, sorry.
W.
Monkey, she's from Canada, Toronto, in the builder.
Parmerily, a League of Legends streamer.
She's been streaming for over two years, guys.
She's been streaming for over two years.
Max!
Honestly, I do not support this person's artwork, nor do I support, I don't, I don't
support this person's abuse on something that is forbidden from Schumer University.
And this person be wilding when it comes to, you know, abusing this, you know, keep, um,
And the threat to me wildin', okay?
And I don't condone it, but let's see what this person has.
Let's see what this person has.
And look at this, her banner AI, her start as soon as AI, man what the, she be on chat,
god you see, I'm not doing better than her smile, cause she awesome, but her application
was crazy though.
Sky Jackson, welcome to streaming university, we will be teaching you how to not use AI.
Okay?
She means AI Jack, what?
AI.
Alright
Need deals
She be doing mad AI word
The next okay, it's a it's a it's a it's any more spots has any more spots is any more spots for good
It's a more spots, bro
It's a year's watch as a response
We're still good
We are still good. We are still good chat. We are still good chat
Oh, God, my arm's aching.
I'm gonna do God!
I'll be the best animal in the stream right now!
Meow!
Itchy meese!
Meow!
Shout out to Suki Melo, shout out to Suki Melo.
What the fuck?
Shout out to Suki Melo, here's some fun facts about Suki Melo.
Okay, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, these small creators, they hungry chat.
I ain't gonna lie, we really, we really evaluated the small creators,
and I'm not gonna lie chat, they are very hungry.
Okay, she's from Texas, she's four times a week for a year straight.
both desktop and IRL.
She's also a cosplayer.
Leave all that freaky God damn cosplaying
and ask her to at home, okay?
Be cosplaying, but I hope she, you know,
people be cosplaying and be the freaky type,
like how though?
Do it for the real culture.
Cause you know what I'm saying?
You know, like, you know, like you make sure
your cosplay really, you know, go crazy.
I'm looking forward to your cosplay.
You could be a little freaky if you want to.
Little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit,
A little bit, a little bit.
I'm at,
I'm at.
She is.
Benji!
Chavez!
Facts!
Benji.
Facts!
Chavez.
Benji.
Chavez.
Benji.
Showbiz.
Je- I might-
Je- I fight a villain?
Yes, you.
Oh, my God!
I told you guys to get this to me.
I'm gonna take it, man!
I'm gonna take it!
Oh, my God!
The other generation is gonna take my phone.
Oh, my God!
God!
I hate you!
Shout out to Benji.
Benji, congratulations!
Welcome to As You.
Eat a fuck of.
2026.
Okay.
The next person that we have,
I'm sorry Benji, I'm sorry Benji, I'm sorry Benji, I'm sorry Benji, hold on.
He started out, he started as a TikTok live streamer used to stream from his roof.
What?
And he's offered to be Kai's personal Spanish translator on campus.
So you want to teach me a different language.
Bet.
Spanish translator.
Okay.
Bet.
Okay.
So he wants to translate a lot of stuff.
Okay.
Here we go.
The next person
No, California will really be cleaning, bro
Sketch
Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch
I love how we think Sketch is live right now
Sketch
You are in
Strueller University, 2026.
Sup, brother!
Okay.
What's up, brother?
W Sketch.
How you doing, brother?
Is he live right now?
He's not even live right now.
W Sketch.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Next!
We have...
Oh my God, I've seen an R.
I see no R I see no R
Nicole lie I lie
W that's fire that's fire that's fire
She is in it it's streaming oh shit
Holy shit, that's what it's all about y'all.
Aw, look at the, no, no, no, no.
Oh my mama, what?
Alright, let's read these phone packs y'all.
Oh shit, I shit apt.
It's alright, you know, we're gonna make sure you have
Stop Wi-Fi on campus. So don't worry about that. All right, right when I
Recreate so ugly. Shut your bitch's ass up nigga. Fuck made content says she was a kid
She recently paid off her mother's mortgage
Okay
Primarily the school slash kids content. That's fire
W.W.W.Myanicolm.
Last name for Streaming University 2026
second column, I thought it was an R, is
Rizzy underscore streams.
He is an in-person application
variant
RISI underscore streams because you went to in person you were able to get in
Okay, let's go ahead and pin it. Let's go ahead and pin it. Can we pin it? Can we pin it? Here we go
And he's not live fucking great god damn great
God damn great. He was in person applications and he was pretty good
My balls getting sweaty and shit
Who would y'all want to be
Who I think is on this board. I want to see some real quick. Let's be with me. We're kind of speed. We're kind of
right now
She was wild. I know. Not a heat. My bad.
Chats, Spammerkai, please, bro. Please, Chats.
Chatsy, she a stud. You might know her as Pip.
Wow. Wow.
Spammerkai.
Oh, let me see. Hold on.
Yeah, everybody. You too, Twitch.
Let me see who y'all think is on this board.
Chats, Spammaids.
Oh, it's a lot of new people.
It is.
But ready to want this will take it
Hi, yeah, baby. Good job, Rekhai
New names Rekhai. Come on. Come on. Come on
Rekhai yet London. Thank you. Thank you London. Thank you London. Thank you London
Oh
My god
No!
Is this a movie theater?
No!
Is this a movie theater?
No!
is that a movie theater? No! Boy what the fuck boy what the hell all right
runic let's hear your fun facts
runic is from Louisiana runic is a cancer survivor that's beautiful
When it's about cancer, he's been making content for almost a decade.
He said he's going to be breaking all the rules.
Boy, what?
Let's go ahead and expel this thing!
Nah, we're gonna take it back right now!
We're gonna take that shit back right now!
Wooner, you off the fucking list, something about you going to God damn it!
I didn't see this!
Stay is going to be breaking all the rules!
Uh!
What the fuck?
Fuck it.
It's alright.
I'm gonna real talk.
Okay.
Stream test, stream test!
Twitch, how we doing?
Spam W's are we good?
Uh, YouTube, how we doing?
Spam W's are we good?
Yeah, chat.
Spam W's are good.
I'm gonna be streaming you, bro.
That's honestly insane.
I was like, great, great, cool.
Pick.
Okay, so if you don't, this is an in-person application variance, okay?
Because this person came in person, morea don't want this with a 10 gifted.
Because this person came in person, yeah.
They, uh, they did their thing.
I like Haskell. Haskell come to the front. Haskell come to the front Haskell. Haskell
to the front. Go ahead and pin it.
Go ahead and pin it.
Haskep, what the fuck? What is he doing?
Cool, I don't even give a fucking shit.
Haskep, what the fuck? What is he doing?
Cool, I don't even give a fucking shit.
What the fuck, what are you doing?
Cool, I don't, cool.
Cool, I don't even give a fucking shit.
Guys now, I just want to say thank you for the opportunity,
and I'm really appreciative of this opportunity.
Thank you, I will be attending Schumer University soon.
W fucking Haskell.
W Haskell in the track.
I need no rules, thanks for the 25, get that I need no rules.
Oh
W. Haskell in the chat y'all
Let's see his
Fun facts
He's from Texas
He'd been making content since he was in the fifth grade
You probably make you primarily makes tiktok instagram and youtube content
It was at LA for in person applications. They fucking my j-man. Why?
He was selected.
OK?
24 names have been revealed.
25X!
Wait!
It is now time to get into the next set of names.
OK?
Here we go, y'all.
Spin the green in the chat.
Here we go.
Hold on.
Spin the green in the chat.
25X in the chat right now.
Hold on.
Here we go.
All right, this next batch.
["This Next Batch"]
My, this next batch.
["This Next Batch"]
You should go ahead and pop some kumari, grab a stool.
We're on our feet, we're on our feet.
All the numbers are final, there's no teachers, no vinyl.
You're about to make me reach the right line on film.
No, it's not working!
Production, come on!
What? Oh, it's late!
Okay, I'm gonna have to just do this.
It's the truth.
Here we go!
It's the truth!
I don't even know what's going on back on the stage.
Oh
My god, this is so fucking awkward my fucking thing with dog is not working
Hold on
What the fuck happened?
I think my dog is not working!
Chad, classic. It's alright. I'm glad to go, um...
Yeah, fucking classic dude.
Hold on, guys.
To the next time we meet up now. I gotta send it
Yeah
Go below the dust in your pants. What was the year that they say it snaps cuz I don't remember it going like that
I don't remember one word in your ass. I don't know nothing about you and them tracks
The FTX
Me
To you to go ahead and like and sub up y'all go ahead and like and subscribe oh my god
We're at 15.1 million!
Bo, YouTube shout out to y'all!
What does that mean?
YouTube, but my subscribers went up 100,000 in.
Can I help you?
Bo, I went up, Bo, I went up, wait!
YouTube, and W twitched, chat we went up,
40,000 subs, 43,000 subs on YouTube.
Bo, I'm at 15.1 million on YouTube.
Permit.
This is my first YouTube stream speed up with my ex auto green attack
Spin please my ex in the chat right now. Please my ex in the chat right now
Please my ex in the chat right now
Oh my god
Double gary now. I heard the echo me too. Me too. Me too. Me too
Come on, dude
YouTube, give me a hug! Give me a hug!
Give me a hug!
Oh my God!
I'm going to switch and YouTube.
Oh my God!
It's going to be an entire empire.
It's going to say everybody in this chat right now.
Oh my God!
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
Oh my God.
The next name is here.
Here we go.
Oh my God.
The next student
Who was revealed in Shibuya University, 2026, is...
Ava Zura. Ava Zura. Ava Zura. She's not...
live. Ava is not live. W Ava. Ava Zura. Pin Ava Zura. Pin Ava Zura. Ava Zura is now
and she made a university. Fun facts about Ava. Ava is from South Florida. She mixes gaming,
IRL and just chatting content on Twitch. Also used to play cosplay. W Ava Zuda. Everybody
W a by the chat, okay great. We're not going to that we're not going bro
Her my voice the background I know not tripping I
Know not tripping at all. I heard me
We might be right here holy shut the fuck up chat shut up chat
The next person
Stop fucking text me on twitch bitch
The mighty be a
Shout out to the mighty be a
The mighty be a
Go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it
Why don't I pull out the fun facts
The mighty be a
I
That patient
Patience is key, bro. Yeah, look at what I love one two three four five six seven eight
nine ten eleven twelve fourteen four
Wake up wake up
Wake up your end wake up nigga your end
Wake up nigga your end
Um
I need to talk to you now you have no option Tyson that I talked to you personally, okay
I need to talk to you. Yes, you come here. Why is
Stay right here, brother. Stay right here. Okay. No, look
God
Listen to me right now
Listen to me. Can I please just give you a e-hug come here? I want you to come
Yes
Okay, three two one just give me a hug. All right
Yo, okay, you see you see you see you fucking see
Fucking takes me on place bro
Stop
He got 15 million user on his SU application on tic-tac. He lives in Canada
Stop texting me
Stop fucking text me bitch
Who from here who from here is from Canada?
Wow, they're gonna keep texting me wow, bro. Wow. I'm trying to lock in though, bro
Stop bro
I don't know this person will be causing a fucking havoc
I already know this person will be causing a havoc
GG's in the chat.
It's not a bitch, it's just a stupid possum's head, huh girl.
Jordan Lucas is in Struber University, 2026.
Oh god.
What are you doing here, K-Song?
W. Jordan Lucas.
Hey guys, if you haven't seen your name,
don't worry guys.
Who that?
Chris, what the?
What is in your head?
Come here.
I'm not gonna tell you the man bro get your black ass up on me get your black ass up on
me get your black ass up on me stop texting me on twitch get your get your ass up on
me please jay you here's some fun facts about Jordan y'all stop here's some fun facts
about Jordan y'all see make my shit lag though boy I'm not funny again I'm
making my shit lag game I think shit funny all the time game will stop
texting me on Twitch though again I'm not texting back game see my shit lagging
Now shit bro, are you kidding me dog?
YouTube is here
Why did just go wait on wow
Guys production you two how to turn off turn off
Yeah, everybody is you to me. Oh you two is still here. I'll turn it off
Okay
Wait, is it hard for you to view the names on the phone? Oh, yeah, is this better is this better guys
for mobile for mobile users
Well, I'm not chatting out working bro
Okay, that's better.
Yo chat, yo chat, chat, I'll do what you just tapped in real quick, okay.
Marble.
Okay, y'all good.
Okay.
All right.
I don't want to shit like this.
this is some fun facts about um what the fuck
sorry i'm sorry bro sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
hey aio bro streamer
why is my shit like this game
I
Know
Who you think it is though who you think it is though, it's wrong
Oh
Yo, what's going on wait?
Well, when I leave it I know I exaggerate it
How to watch an old poster guys come on production come on guys one fucking channel
I
Bro, I'm making my shit lag bro. I'm making me lag and I'm telling y'all bro
I can watch cuz I keep whispering me bro
I tried that ass. I mean y'all try not whispering me chat. I can't watch game cuz I keep whispering me dad
I can't do it
Like, I can't watch the room, I can't fuck with the screen.
Damien, what the hell was that?
Damien, what the hell was that, bro?
Damien, what the hell was that game?
What the hell?
He just started streaming as he was announced.
What time is it?
Oh my bad, my condolences, y'all.
It's way to fuck.
Yo, my bad.
I'm gonna get you in the wrong place.
Yo, my bad, y'all.
Hold on.
I had to skip on facts, baby.
Nomi, he's a live JN America streamer,
a creator from Georgia, known for his
stay pure mindset, bringing positivity
to streaming university campus.
Okay, holy shit.
The next student is
Angel Crackme.
You're delaying?
Angel Crackme.
Jesus work, Jesus work, Jesus work, Jesus work, Jesus work.
Now I'm fucking crazy!
I'm fucking crazy!
Come on, Angel.
You don't know!
Christ!
Oh my God!
You don't know!
Christ!
What the fuck?
Christ!
What the fuck?
How you doin', Angel?
Christ!
I love you, bro!
Christ!
I'm full of Christ!
I love you!
Mm-hmm, I love you!
A phone on Grave!
A phone on Grave, she, what that he is?
What she, what that he is?
She said on phone on Grave
On phone on Grave?
What is that?
I don't know that shot of rat shit, but what that he though?
On phone on Grave!
with this view count bro come on
production
box Chuck ant this is the time to get depreciated okay
alright yo i gotta get through this list i ain't gonna lie niggas gonna be
oh
edge of crack you primarily a game of shiver coming from inner noise
oh shit don't you shut you from
oh my shit bugger
click your profile icon to the top right corner and choose setting another gate security
next person
here we go three two one
Taylor Jasmine. Taylor Jasmine. Taylor Jasmine. Taylor Jasmine. Welcome to SQ 2026. Taylor Jasmine.
Oh my god!
What the?
Goddamn!
Oh my god!
What the?
Oh
Tell her Jasmine
www
W
facts about her W. She's from Georgia. She's been making contest for a decade singer and a streamer was at the imperson
auditions in Atlanta
W's in the goddamn chat follow her to make sure that you are updated
W
Okay, the next person is an in-person application variant.
Okay, hold on, chat.
If the company was in-person, they're on the Swiss security privacy.
Security.
Real underscore big X.
W, W.
W is in the chat.