you
You
Off the farm man, there it is. Hey man, who's in here?
Who's in here? Who's in here? What's good fly a little meal? Thank you for five Gucci 420 with the 15 months
Okay
Vinnie the big boy
Chappelle
Krispy my
Joel ice cold Arturo
How we feeling y'all?
What's the vibes man? What's the vibe?
Hey, did y'all see me judging an immense boxy how'd I do as a judge?
How'd I do as a judge though?
Two of them stayed for the six months.
Good.
I've seen one terrible.
I mean, I only think that there was one fight that was questionable, that actually needed
to like come to the decision, and I think that was the Tay and X fight, right?
But hey, man, that event was hype.
Shout to Jason, bro.
He threw a great event.
Spring thank you for the five. Jack the Bone Ricker. Thank you for the two. Mr.
Squirt, thank you for the three months. Wait everybody in here got a sub right?
Whoa production, huh? What's this? Production, hello. Can we, there it is,
there it is, and then we can put, oh no, no, no, no, hold on. I'm trying to do
roll call. This is fucking up my whole vibe right now. We need to chat on the
green and I need a camera in the bottom left. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, who's in here? What's good? Luke? What's up, Ryan? I'm Batman. You're not Batman.
Hold on. That's gotta be cut. That's gotta be cut. What's good, Flock? I'm excited, man.
Today is Monday. It's a new month. It's February, right? Me and Ray about to do a stream. He's
pulling up. He was here yesterday. Can you please restart? No, I just started it. I
I just started the stream, I cannot reach.
Stop asking for poison ivy.
Bro, those lights above my kitchen
are throwing me off for a while.
I don't really understand it now.
Thank you.
Well, hey, bro.
We were judging NMS Boxing.
I was a little bit sick too, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I streamed before, y'all remember?
Y'all can hear it in my voice.
Bro, I got blissed by allergies that night before.
But it was fire.
Now it looks weird with no lights.
Do I turn the lights back on or no?
Right?
Welcome home, I am home.
I am home.
You can't pre-fire that, you know what I mean?
But listen, what's it called?
Say power bill, you'll need it.
Yes, that's good coms.
Luca, thank you for the nine months.
Anyways, listen, we gotta catch up on a few things.
So Saturday was NMS boxing.
That was lit.
Honestly, it was a really, really good event.
Did y'all enjoy it?
I was judging, bro.
It was a vibe.
Got to see some cool people.
Some of the fights were really good too.
Honestly, some of the fights were really good.
It was honestly, there were a few moments like,
wait where's this one clip where I was screaming at rage bro because snow cone
was getting a dog shit beat out of her she was getting rocked by Diana and I
was like bro do something right here
I
Was
Yo, make some evil, man.
Bro, Jason actually did a great job as a ref.
I've seen some people hating it on some of the stoppages.
There was one time he fucked up, he kind of bailed Tay out
when he got in the middle of Tay and X,
fighting him in that third round.
That's why I would have given it to X,
but what's it called?
For, it was still close either way,
but that's the only thing that I think,
You know what I mean?
He kinda fucked up on him, but everything else, every other call, and the whole event
of Raw was great.
I don't think the pilot and Raw Dogg won was crazy.
That fight was crazy too, damn.
Bro, Raw Dogg literally came back.
He was getting rocked in the first round.
Was he not?
It was a low blow.
No, I don't think it was.
I mean, I didn't have a replay studio.
Oh, I've seen this clip too.
this this is it right that guy's never faked a trick shot he talking about me
right got me even the referee is winded that's hey man got a that's gotta be wait
where's the what's the Drusky shit that's gotta be me bro hey man
Shao Pina, he's knowing, bro.
He's knowing.
Cause I really haven't.
I really haven't, man.
It's my fucking legacy, bro.
I seen that clip, that clip was, uh,
that clip was fire, bro.
What's it called?
He's funny as hell too.
I'm not gonna lie.
But today's gonna be a bomb, bro.
Rage is coming over in a little bit.
We're about to stream.
We have some stuff playing.
We were gonna run men in black three,
But when he pulls up here, we'll kind of explain it.
To be honest, I think it's better
if we don't do Men in Black 3 today,
and we just do a regular stream,
because there's a bunch of stuff we can do together.
Because if we do the third one, right?
It's gotta be good.
And it's gotta be better than the second one
and the first one.
And we wanna do a storyline for it.
And I would hate if we rushed it and it was asked.
And then I put that next to the first
the second one and I'm like damn we shouldn't even done the third one you know
I mean and the second one we literally did what's it called not that long ago
like at the end of last year so we're gonna save the third one right so it's
fire and it's better for y'all because the shit we're trying to cook up for it
we're not gonna like really be able to put together on this shorter notice but
Regardless, we're still gonna stream today.
We got some shit planned.
Ice cold, thank you for the 10.
Ice cold, thank you for the 10, man.
Appreciate that, appreciate that.
Dude, men in black in Florida.
Hey, man, we're gonna save it.
Oh, here's another angle.
I'm really gonna.
Oh, my god.
By the way, I'm on, I mean, I'm getting on Snapchat.
Oh, my god.
My Loki got a million followers on Snapchat, bro.
I forgot about it, but now I'm posting on there again.
and Gilly is eating off it too, bro.
So y'all can see a WGM in the morning.
Yeah, bro, I woke up at like 7 a.m.
I've been back in there, bro, cooking with Ray Jack.
That's what I think we're gonna do.
We're gonna do that, and then he has an idea
of what we're gonna do right before then too.
But yeah, trust me, I think it'll be a lot better for y'all
if we don't try to put together a Men in Black
and then it's a shitty Men in Black,
and we actually plan it out and make it a vibe
and just do some chill or shit today.
There's a bunch of shit we could do.
But hold on, there's some more stuff I've seen
that I wanna, what's it called?
Sid, thank you for the five.
Thank you for the five, Sid.
What else did I see?
Oh, I did see this too.
Hold on, wait.
Not gonna lie, if a dad were to hire someone like AIM or WOTE
to help him with planning streams,
setting up sponsorships, actual sponsors,
in tech you would be in the running for a stream
a year he has so many good ideas and just needs help executing that low key though I have a lot
of ideas that I did leave on the table I have a lot bro I have so many ideas that I haven't done
so many this is so fast the time when you hired woes have been 10 out of 10 I have hired woes
to do one-offs like uh the Kibler Roy stream the axle Hodges stream like where I was like okay let me
up the production for this a little bit, but other than that, it's really just me and Gilly.
And y'all, a lot of the shit that I come up with is on the fly, but there are some bigger things
that it would be a lot easier if I had like someone like that, but like those resources are
available, you know what I mean? Yes, you, yes, y'all in the chat. Bro, remember all the DTA IRLs
We did last year we literally came up with those while I was live while I was on a string
Brandy, thank you for the five. Oh, did y'all see this look at this?
I wanted to see it
An example of what not to do when you're a counter your favorite streamer
I think jay handled it perfectly some people can't read the room
Pee this
First of all, we know you could see him gang
We know you could see him
Oh my god, bro.
All right, bro, I'm about to get mean.
I don't want to get mean, bro.
You know, gotta ask to him, but to say,
I'm not a mean guy, but I'm not the type, like,
that's that 360 chip, man.
I'm not the type to be like, yo, red puffer?
You know, red puffer?
So Jason's in London, which is crazy,
because he was just here.
And I see he was with KSI today,
but I see his clip, look at this.
I guess this guy was stalking.
I don't want to be like, I'm like, you know what I'm saying?
Let's see how he gets to the point, bro.
What are you doing, man?
Trying to send that video on Instagram.
But you can do it without following me.
Alright, I'm sorry, bro.
This real life red puffer?
I already told you, stop.
I try to be respectful, I try to be nice.
You're not stealing in secret?
It's a cure.
Now you're playing with me, bro.
Please stop following me.
It's getting weird, it's getting strange.
I don't know you, okay?
I told you, you seem like a respectable guy,
guy but I'm losing all that respect so please leave me alone
bro what's the hey he did handle that perfectly I'm not gonna lie that guy was
just following him around on some weird shit he already said like us them and
Ron he was just falling him around he comes back again yeah I don't know man
some people just don't have the ability to pick up on social cues or how to read
the room but Jason handled that about as well as you can especially when you're
live like that isn't really weird he's in London and this guy's just following
him around for what wait wait did they take a flick already like why he was
stalking him bro there's been a few cases with Jason and some stalkers I know y'all
remember bro I know y'all remember holy shit bro I'm trying to think if I've
ever had any weird encounters like that I don't think I'll stream you know I don't
think I'll stream but now he handled this just about as good as he as he could
have in that situation, right?
Big Bear, oh, wait, why are you typing Big Bear in the chat?
Will we get followed around in Big Bear?
Oh, Gunner, oh, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, Gunner was, that's a crazy side character
from last year.
He was actually playing a game the entire time,
playing both sides.
And the metaglasses guy, holy shit,
every time we do leave the crib, he does pull up on us.
But other than that, I mean, I don't think I've ever been
in a situation where someone has been like crazy,
like weird or disrespect.
I normally would just ignore it,
but I got pretty good R&G with the flock.
But that is crazy.
You go to London and this dude was just following you
on his phone?
Y'all they're pretty chill though, for the most part.
Y'all I'm turning these lights off
because they're all off my body.
No, these ones.
You know what I mean?
Wait, there's another clip too. Hold on. Is this the clip?
The live clip?
Yes, by the way, I was talking to Adapt yesterday. We were talking about our screen time.
And I was like, I have a short form problem and it's like damaging my brain.
And he's like, wait, no, same. And then we were talking about how sad it is too that like young people,
because at least we in the town are over 25.
And so we've had some brain development.
You know, like our prefrontal cortexes are good. You know, they're developed.
We have had mad brain development.
You know what I mean?
Cap?
Now, my frontal cortex is fully in there, bro.
Over 25 develop frontal cortex.
Yes, we, question mark.
How are we questioning that?
We're like, it's so sad that there's
a bunch of young people that.
Someone said, has he?
It's Jeff.
Don't have that.
Are you sure?
That's like so bad for their brain.
So we were talking about that yesterday and we were like, okay, you know, we're going to start reviewing our screen time.
Adapt, question mark, question mark, brain development.
Question mark.
Yo, what?
Are we fucking serious?
On stream.
So that we have some accountability.
So this is my first check-in of review.
Adapt does not have a brain.
Huh?
I'm not restarting, yes I do, yes I do, I got like a pretty fire one too, I'm not
going to lie, but now we were talking about it yesterday because bro that Al
was making mad noise and I was trying to get a flick of it or get some intel,
hey Nation's Paprika thank you for the fries, so I was talking to Maya about that
And we're trying to figure out oh, and we're trying to figure out the bird enclosure to that
We are sponsoring at alveys, right y'all got me on that
Hold on because we got to pick a name for it
And I was asking her what type of birds are in there and wait. What did she say? It's like falcon. It could be a falcon it could be
an eagle
Hold on hold on or vulture falcon eagle or vulture
Um, and then she did get an ID on the out that was outside the crib the other day. It was a great horned out
But we already knew that in the flock. I just needed reassurance. You know I mean, but we were talking about our screen time
Yo, what is your guys a screen time on your phone?
Because I'm not gonna lie
The shoot is getting bad, bro
How many hours a day, bro
five hours 15 8 3 15 6 to 7 band that guy it's fucked seven let's see yours
minus six and a half a day minus six and a half hours a day and I realize it
bro because I'll just sit in bed and I'll have an anime play it and I'll just
like literally just do school and then open and close the same three apps and
we were talking about it the other day and it's like damn bro I gotta get this
is numbered down.
And Maya said she put, what's it called?
Like app codes on the three of her,
like the apps that she uses where she's capped.
Like she can only use 30 minutes of this and this and this
and she said that's been working.
So I'm like, damn, if I got to do this for real
and try to knock my shit down,
I got to bring it up on stream.
Cause then that really is like, all right,
if I say it on a stream and I kind of got to do it.
So I'm at like six hours and 30 minutes right now.
I gotta get that down a little bit, bro.
I gotta get that down.
I realize it's bad when I'm in bed, bro,
and I'm sleeping and I go to sleep
and then a few minutes will pass
and I'm not asleep, which is just mad annoying.
So I just grabbed my phone and scrolled
and I'm like, wait, no, I'm supposed to sleep.
So I'll put my phone back down
and I'll close my eyes and then I don't sleep.
And so I'm like, wait, I'm not fucking falling asleep right now.
And I'll just like grab my phone and then start scrolling.
I'm like, wait, no, I'm supposed to go to sleep.
And it's just I keep going back and forth.
You know what I mean?
So I got to try to rewire some of this.
So let's see.
It's right now Monday, six and a half.
We got to get it down.
We got to get it down on gradually, you know what I mean?
Then you're not asleep till 2 AM.
Like, do y'all not do that?
grown-ass man getting rest.
I can't even fucking sleep.
I cannot lay my head to rest at night.
There's an age limit on that.
Are you fucking for real?
What?
I get the fucking toys and anime and the family.
Now I can't sleep.
Grown-ass man trying to get some rest.
Yes, I'd be tired.
I'm tired sometimes bro but like it's weird when I'm tired then it's harder for
me to sleep bro but I was talking to Maya and she was saying yeah the shit is
frying my brain and we were talking about how the new generation of kids who
are coming up on the internet who all they're used to is this short form
content style. It's frying their brains low key it is. It just is. I'm not gonna lie.
And we're in a spot where like, okay, we're both over 25, like she said. So we got to
see what it looked like before and the direction it's heading and it's kind of fucked up. You
know what I mean? It's kind of fucked up. So yeah, we got to try to figure out a path
for this. So maybe I put minute restrictions on some Anthony Davis shit,
on TikTok or something, I don't know. Right? Except you got grown-ass man sleeping.
Stop it, man, that guy. And then we were also talking because I don't know when
the last time we did stream together, was it San Diego? And I was like, okay, when's
the next time you're in LA? And she's not gonna be here for a minute. So I was like,
Okay, wait, maybe, what could be fun?
Cause y'all remember she was like,
when we were in San Diego, she was like,
let's do something you wanna do.
You're always doing stuff.
It was SA, spell out South Africa.
It was South Africa, the legendary streams.
But what's it called?
Now I just lost my train of thought.
Oh yeah, she was like,
we're always doing stuff I wanna do.
Let's do something you want to do.
So what if we hop on the game?
Imagine we got Maya to hop on the game, right?
And we played either zombies or like a scary game.
I think it would be cool to play like B02 zombies, right?
Like stepping into some shit that I fully know.
Like I'm knowing everything over there in this world.
You're knowing shit in this world.
I can show, like I can be the teacher, right?
It could be like a role reversal.
Feel me?
You know what I mean?
Black Ops 3 or even Teacher of the Frick Shot?
No, I'm gonna try to set something up, bro.
We were talking about it.
Would y'all be down or not?
Is that a deal?
Like, we're literally either playing
Cod or a scary game or something.
I think that could be funny.
I'm down, just let me know when and I'll hop on.
Um, wasn't, that's not, that's not exactly what I was talking about.
That's not what I'm down to.
Okay, I mean, y'all are all down.
Okay, well, it was more like a duo thing, you know what I mean?
That was, that was the vibe.
That was the vibe.
we could if I do end up going to Austin at some point I just really don't like
traveling it's not big on traveling bro oh by the way I think that the NBA and
and TurboTax was hyped with how we did the stream where they remember like they
let me stream the NBA game I think that I don't want to jinx it maybe we might get
another one we'll see I think so no that's tough though was that not tough
That could be tough, right?
They were hype, right?
Mads vs. Lakers, we'll see, right? We're trying to talk about it right now
That's what we're working on, bro. That's what we're working on
ADAPT January 2026 S 105 hour streams
23k peak viewers average 10k viewers 1.1 million hours watch 34k. Mmm. Okay, so these are the January numbers
I'm seeing an already W part-timers in the chat
Honestly 105 hours 19 days when I take into consideration the first eight or nine days of
January I was literally
Like
That's like sick as fuck. I didn't even leave my room. I was been watching Naruto though, too
105 is okay
It's okay going down since you got a new barber
No, we got to bring these numbers up though. We do. We do. We do. We do. We do.
All right, there's no excuses. Even though I was literally fucking dying. I was on one HP.
I didn't leave my room for like three days at the start of the year, bro. But we do, bro.
Are you fucking with Vinland Saga? Season two, not really. I tried to watch it last night
and I was watching it and they kind of turned, bro, into a hoe. It's like, wait, no, I don't know,
But I've had a lot of people like vouch for it who have not misled me yet and say that it's tough
so
I'm kind of just thugging through it. This season one is really good
But they like bro a hose break, but like you know, I mean like season two
Like he's tough as fucking season one and season two. It's like he just gives up. It's like wait, bro
Why'd you give up?
But yeah, I just got it's character development. You know I'm saying it's a lot of character development
Well, you need a full brain to comprehend the message of season two, bro. I'm only like four episodes in I have a full brain a
Godland, bro. Where is rage? He's sure be here. He said four
We'll see we'll see bro. We got some cutscenes on the way
Watches a little level in band that guy
That's better than that guy
Season two is peak see wait. Have you all watched it in the chat? Where the weebs at, bro?
The air cut looking good, I appreciate that thank God the fate is finally like gone. You know I mean
Yes, yes, it's peak now because when people originally told me
Then let's talk about they're like just watch season one don't watch season two. I was like why but
But that was like last year I watched season one.
So now I'm spinning back on season two.
You know what I mean?
Wait, I supposed to go live picture.
Damn, I'm mad late.
Ready, y'all?
Get ready, stay high.
Ready?
Right here.
Everybody say hi to Instagram.
Did y'all make the cut?
Who made the cut here?
This is good?
I'm throwing this up, bro.
I'm posting this, y'all.
I'm posting this bro.
I always be forgetting to post my go live pics.
We all blinked.
No, we all didn't bro.
There's no blinked.
You blinked?
I wasn't looking.
Okay, I'm taking one more.
Lock the fuck in.
Do not blink.
I'm going to count down.
Ready?
One, two, three.
I'm putting this one.
This one's good, right?
Can we good?
Yeah.
Y'all were all, no, we look good in this.
No, we did us look good in this, but we did us do.
What's it called?
Bang, bang, bang.
We back.
We back, we back, we back, we back.
Bang.
That's how we started out, man.
Listen, it's Monday.
It's a good week.
I'm slowly getting back into my old schedule, right?
Woke up today, like seven, was in the gym at eight,
finished, did some recovery,
got a one more offline segment in,
and now we're here, and now we're here,
we're redo intro please.
Oh, Goat is cooking up a new intro.
He sent me the storyboard for some of the things we did.
Let me keep the calm though, see if I missed anything, Brad.
Did I miss anything? No.
Well, there's what AIMS has to say.
Three is not.
So I feel like we came out here.
Production.
And we just really didn't get a chance to plan very well.
So for me, I feel like it's just, and I think Adaptive Grease 2, Rage of Grease 2.
Kiwi made a charity match.
I think we just meant to do a little simpler stream today.
And you guys can hang out, and they can hang out and not do much.
You know what I'm saying?
Like just chill, just vibe.
This is a script. Wait.
That could be a script inside a script. Nah. We were talking about it and
When ragers come here, we're like, okay, let's do men in black 3. Let's do men in black 3
But I really don't want to force it and do a disservice to the series like y'all know how sometimes movies make sequels and it's like damn
This was so easy. Like you this was just a cash grab the shit was ass. I wish I never watched this now the series is fucked up
That's how I kind of want to move with this and I really have a cool idea for the third one and
We need to like take it from here to here to do that and we're just gonna wait on it wait on it
Wait on it
You know I mean like what are some good movies that didn't need a sequel
All right, let me think
They'd like low-key ruin the series. I'm trying to think
Do y'all know any off the top of my head? Now I can't think of any.
Fast and furious, then holy shit, they're still making fast and furious. Yeah, they are. Toy Story, that's true.
Home Alone, the second Home Alone was Flash Season 10. Anything after Flash Season 3
is a fucking disgrace to the character and the entire DC universe.
Everybody in the CW writer's room that was in charge of that should serve time in a federal
penitentiary for what they fucking did and how they ended that shit.
I cannot believe I watched the next six seasons, 22 episodes a season for that bullshit.
they brought everybody back from oh I'm gonna get mad why you guys always
triggering me with this shit oh I'm never gonna get that time back I mean I can't I
can't it's not impossible but fuck man whoa anytime I talk about the last room
I start getting pissed bro we are the flash fuck man that's our shooter
He should have smoked her by the way wait I got sent hats
Right this is that bro. This shit is fire, but I don't know if I could wear hats though
Like y'all don't ever really see me with Edgar on but is this shit not tough, right ready? Does it work or not?
Doesn't work or not. Oh
No, it's a d-batch though, but it's kind of to Edgar
I
Put it on with more swag. How do I do that? I don't ever wear it
Gilly was like, okay, maybe just like let it sit on your head. Maybe I could do this
Then brand more that's what moves was saying you were saying to bend the brand bro
They sent me some top hats
But I never wear it here because of my head is mad big bro. I'm having mad information. So
it's like hold on what about that though nah like it's compass but like do I
really have this in my bag or not do I have it in my bag is that green or not
like do I got this in my bag backwards purples better wait now I look like I'm
I'm in a fucking frat house.
I don't know about that.
What about to the side though?
Or what about on some TI shit?
Ready?
How did TI have it?
Like I need this shit to divide a lot
the laws of physics on my head.
Like look at y'all know what I'm talking about bro.
Let me see if I can find it.
TI is a crazy poll.
Fuck it. Let me see if I can find this, bro.
Yo, yo, yes.
How the fuck was this shit on his head, bro?
How did he keep this shit on his head like this?
Like, bro, he had the craziest hat till ever.
Like, this shit is literally on the side of his fucking head.
Like, it's like this. It's like this almost, bro.
Yeah, I don't know if I could do it though, but what about like that?
What about like that?
Nah.
Well come Rage, Rage here.
Hi Rage, wait, why are you, if you should be here, right?
He's saying he's going to be here at four.
Pull it down more.
so like this like do I fully conceal the air or do I reveal the air I don't know
this is not bad fully on maybe I can wait to ask rage and why are you when
they're here you know I mean but my shit is getting long I'm low-key
I need like one more week in the gym and then I might buzz it. We'll see. I don't know though.
I don't know. I'm not committed to nothing yet though. Subgoal. Wolf docking me. Thank you for the tier one.
Killer. What happened with the cards? Oh, they gave me a quote. Bro, am I getting scammed? I gave them that box full of cards.
They say eight hundred fifty dollars
Am I getting scammed I don't know yes
Bro, I showed you there's like some good shit in there. I thought it was gonna at least be one thousand dollar
Deal keep bro. I don't know if I do that. I don't know if I do
Day one of asking adapt to go back to sub-a-thon to air cut. What was my hair cut in the sub-a-thon to which is super short
is
Counter-offer 1.2. Wait, let me say can I counter-offer? I
Can't right and I spent 500 on the marble box. I really got like 350 in credit
Calculate the price yourself. I don't know how to do that. I really don't know how to do that,
Brad. Sub-a-thon 2 error was elite. What did my error look like in a Sub-a-thon 2?
Let me see if I could scroll back a little bit.
Oh, this was it, kind of, no.
Right?
I got to get back to that or not.
Further back, further back, the buzz was elite.
I mean, I think if I just hard reset it, the buzz will see.
But I got to give it like a week or two.
I gotta give it like a week or two.
You know what I mean?
Is Rage here though?
Where the fuck is he at?
I'm about to call him, bro.
Where's Rage at?
Where you start streaming?
I just got here.
Really?
You didn't get the note?
Damn, my phone's gonna die.
I gotta plug this in.
How do I plug this in?
Hey, bro, you had the crib?
Yeah, I'm in the same bathroom right now.
Are you taking a shit?
Nah, I like to pee sitting down sometimes.
Are you live?
Nah, I'm starting to go my separate.
You know how hard it is to keep your head in the separate?
Yeah.
Wait, if you don't call me to take me to this bathroom,
yo, why would none of the bathrooms have toilet paper, bro?
That's a good question.
I mean, I don't know.
I might have something in my shit.
Yo, gang, no, no, I need to go to the labor room.
He's always shitty. That's facts though. There's been mad times where I clicked on a rage of stream and it was just
His chair and I just see why are you talking to themselves?
Hey, you're
Text support you're in a bathroom. Yeah, you're good bro. Just yeah the worst case worst worst comes the worst you've got a
do rag
Uh, I'm not using my jewelry, I did that.
No, you'll be straight.
Now, pull up on me whenever you spark bill me.
I can do it.
Okay, I'm going to see what's going on.
I'm going to spark the line.
I suppose I get a toilet paper, gang.
Fuck.
So you're stuck in an offline city segment.
Yes, bro. Who's that thing?
Is it his silky?
Where are you located?
Are you in the basement?
I'm across the silky's room.
Do you need me to bring toilet paper?
Okay
Heard you heard you heard you all right. Oh
Shit we got
Rages back man. Where's the last time you rate? Oh, we did a bunch of strings over the sub the top. I'm not gonna lie
one of my favorite ones was
When we went and got a silky birthday gift
I think Silky's back, by the way, today, too.
Another one that was good last year was the random FZPN we did.
There's the clip where I'm talking about, oh, I was talking to this girl.
NBA Max contract player had hit her phone when she was trying to show me a photo.
Oh, and Sevathon 1, the Frozone clip.
Damn, we got some good moments together, me and Rage.
We got some good moments together.
ranked lobbies yeah that was the same but oh uncle thon too damn that was a
good-ass stream bro that was a good-ass thing though okay let's see if I miss
anything we're gonna go do a cut scene and then I think me and razor get in the
kitchen too and try to cook bro because I cook with Jason I cook with Ron I cook
We all I should unlock them to be him not subit down to air cut. I
Don't know what that is
Jimford fashion
fashion
Who's in there moving today?
Zola best cards. Hey man shout out to Zoyo. I'm with it, but I've seen him
NMS boxing we reacted to the video and
He's out here right now, but I had the shit with rage today
But I'm wait is he training? You know what we should do
We should pick someone that's on the next NMS boxing card and like corner for them. You know what I mean?
I'm like like you know I mean like try help them out
That would be fun. I would do that, bro. I really like the last event. It was fun to
watch, but I was trying not to like say shit because I'm judging, but Jason is fighting
in the next one. Yeah, he said he is. Is he going to fight for real? Damn, maybe I could
corner J right he's throwing hands before where the toothpicks there in a
the GTR reveal what that was weeks ago I could I could try to help with Jason
now and give him some cons right on down I don't think he why would he is he
actually going to fight who would he fight Joel the sequel Jim reveal I did the
Jim reveal weeks ago like a month ago like a month ago bro let's go and that
we need you there at London trip or discord seg with a Sidemen member would
help just even showing that you want to be there would would get invited L
reader you had a crazy year just even showing happy amount of effort J Ron and
Lacey put in would be a lock.
What happened here?
I don't know how that sounds to you.
Holy paragraph, yeah.
I'm knowing.
How does that sound to you?
Would you be dumb?
Yes!
I'm gonna get another shot!
I'm gonna get another shot, Toby!
Well, he caught an ambulance for real.
Oh, fuck!
Ow, leaked his ass crack.
See, serious?
Did he literally leak his ass?
Look at this shit, bruh.
There's no reason his body should ever, ever be
in this position for a desktop segment.
There's just no way he should ever be bent like this.
I
Was wondering too earlier before I sparse stream
Why the crib shook up a little bit it was his fat ass
Wait, so he's going for real
I'm not gonna lie if Toby
And hit him. I don't think it did it was a troll then wait what?
How does Ron feel about this?
Because Ron called me and Ron was like, yo, you want to come to my charity match?
You know what I mean?
And he's crying.
Ron's crying.
Ron played in it last year, bro.
He crashed out.
No, I could see it in my head, bro.
Because he's been pretty vocal about trying to get there, bro.
Simon called him and said he wasn't invited.
W sweet talk, this is my favorite candy, bro.
Forever, bro.
And they're not at a lot of places.
He said he's going live,
notification soon will be taking his life.
Yeah, I need to get back on my football, football art.
I was training for a little bit, right?
And I got some sessions in when Marlon was here
and Jason was here and I got potential.
Y'all seen it.
We got to get back in there, bro.
see because listen bro if the guys are catching advice there's no way right I
mean I played in one before I played in one before though right what's this
The shit just pissed me off, man.
Like, what the fuck is this, man?
Why is he in this, what?
Why is his face in that position?
Mind transfer jutsu.
No, they are doing the mind transfer jutsu on Jay.
this shit yeah bruh is he serious I guess he's in London getting his head
fucking massaged for what bro
I want to put him in a hydraulic press I feel like he would figure out some way
some way out of that, like some type of alien tech to repel that, it's a perfect
frame to stop it, yes it is. But no, we're about to leave, hopefully, I mean rage, is
he still in off-line, is he excited about what's going on here? We got to get it created, Brad.
Do we take our GTR or do we take our AMG, huh?
Which one?
Watched a Goldie Fire, I didn't see nothing, bro.
I didn't see nothing.
Our GTR, well listen, I'm gonna have Rage and Gilly, so that's three.
I don't think I'm really gonna have room.
Where are we going?
I mean rage had an idea where we were stopping first and then I said on the way back we got to hit the
We got hit the
Grocery store and try to put some together in the kitchen, right?
So p. Thank you for the four months. You should buy a crane. Yeah
Gilly was saying I should buy a crane and
Build a Lego crane, but I really
Would fucking hate that I think I think I generally
Hold on, this is super juice right here.
Yeah, let me get this.
Hold on, I'm slow.
I need this right here.
I'm not doing that, bro.
I'm not doing that.
Well, right, should we do that?
On the way back, after the first customer
we should stop at the grocery store
and me and Ray should cook, right?
It only makes sense.
You saw James Paris open soccer?
Yes, I did.
What should we make, though, bro?
I made for Chotto Hot Dogs last time,
and it was a huge success.
It really was.
I'm low-key three-for-three on cooking segments.
The one that I did kinda miss on,
I think it was the salmon fried rice with Jason.
Spaghetti.
Burgers and fries.
Alfredo?
I mean, it would be good to get some type of pasta
in my bag, right?
Did he react to this?
What is, oh, I got one, wait.
Look at this shit.
What is this?
He had drawn me W replica.
This is not the shape of my head.
This is kind of legendary like you see the airline though it's not really accurate but
I'm seeing every hold on this is not real no it's a drawing he drew it he drew it this
is what I look like look this is what I actually look like right here and then this is the
drawing right here look at you there's a clear it's not a selfie W selfie you
think this is a selfie it's got a watermark on it W selfie drawing is less
chopped. It's a fucking drawing. And it's, I hope your barber dies. Are you talking
to me? I mean, you've got to be talking to me, right? There was no one tagging. There's
No, you've got to be talking to me, right?
Listen, bro, I don't want bad air cut.
I'm good now, though.
They got the high fade.
He's kind of faded out, bro.
Can you show Ivy?
Oh, my God.
Rage said five, 10 minutes.
I think about 15 minutes ago.
You know what I mean?
It is bouncing back, though.
It is, it is.
At least I don't got to wear a hood no more.
But I got hats.
I got some pomp hats, but I don't know if it works on my head.
Like I might just have to rock it like this, right?
Get a fucking bus cut, yeah, that's what I'm thinking,
but I need like maybe one or two weeks.
I need to think of like a cool way to do it.
It needs to be on the screen.
What did I do last time?
When I busted it was the summer 2001, right?
You look Mexican, that's what I heard too.
Oh my god, your Cabrinha cut it.
Holy shit, what a throwback.
And it was blonde, too.
I don't know, bro.
BuzzCut ages you?
I feel like the BuzzCut made me look younger, no?
No, where the fuck is rage at, man?
If I buzz it, should I bleach it again?
Like the blonde buzz?
That's what I'm saying, I need like one more week in the gym, though.
No, yeah, I don't know.
But I was rocking the bus for a cool minute, nah?
Like up until literally the sub-at-thon too.
Like the first half of last year I kept getting air cuts to go back to the bus.
Wait, hold on, the hat to where it's kind of sitting on my head, is this a vibe or not?
Get a crane haircut.
The fuck does that even mean, man?
What does that even mean?
Now, wear it normal.
Skinny peat bod.
Long hair better.
Rockin' is a strong term.
You would use a different adjective or not?
By the way, I think we are staying here.
I don't know if we're going to go to the Bay this week.
It's Super Bowl on Sunday.
And we got a watch party here, right?
I was like debating, do I go to the Bay
and do a stream over there?
I don't know though.
Again, I wanna do that.
I don't really like being away from the crib.
Like I was thinking, okay, if I did do it,
I could do this, but then I was like, okay,
but if I stay here, then I could do that.
Gotta leave the crib.
I'm down to leave.
I mean, we're gonna leave the crib this week.
really the crib this week, bro.
Unless y'all have some other plans, bro.
When is that guitar stream?
Maybe soon.
We were actually just talking about it, right?
We could put something together.
Maybe this week, maybe later this week,
I gotta figure that out later.
Adapt, wear a hat, it's a rare sight.
That's what I was, that's what I've been saying.
Should I take it off?
Should I take it off or no?
Rage went live, okay.
So I'll probably be here soon
so we can be out of this cut scene.
Okay, the hat's coming off.
It's off, okay?
That's good or not.
So Rage is gonna come here.
We're gonna pry desktop and then straight.
We're gonna be on an IRL segment.
Do we cook here or do we cook in there?
Cause I'm not gonna lie, my oven is not even working no more bro.
Like I tried to last week use it off stream.
Here cook here, we want cards.
I just did cards the last time I streamed.
Here, is it way better here?
It might be limited mobility with me
and rage both in my kitchen.
You broke your oven, no I didn't break it.
It's just when I turn it on, it doesn't heat up.
like it makes the clicking noise,
and I tried to Google it,
and the Google didn't have an answer.
I'm not an hour.
Stop spamming ID, ID, ID.
She's right here.
Right here, you can see her clearly.
Very clearly, clearly, clearly, clearly.
You broke it.
I didn't break it, it's just not turning on.
All right, that's not good.
You look like Michael B. Jordan. Appreciate you. Thank you for that. Thank you for that.
Any AOT figures? Yeah, I got Levi right here. I mean, I'm gonna, when Rafe pulls up, we're
gonna eye her around. I'm gonna like update him and show him around the crib a little
because he hasn't seen it. What's his title? Let's see, bruh. What is his title? Where's
he at? Last day in LA with the debt. Yeah, it's his last day here. It looks like he
found his way out of the shitty segment, bruh. I gotta turn these lights on. I don't even
I think he's fucking do anything, is this placebo?
Is this placebo?
Oh wait, you know what I should have done?
I should have waited.
Maybe we can try to buzz repeat this before rage
gets back.
What should we try to do this month for the streamers?
Like anything that I should lock in?
Like I really wanna do the joke stream, right?
Outlast two for real?
Yes, out last two, I gotta do that.
A cutie string, we gotta do the camera string.
We're gonna do the camera string.
We gotta do the camera string.
Cutie, I get my dirt bike back today or tomorrow,
my actual dirt bike.
Tara, maybe this week too.
Maybe this week before she leaves.
She's leaving for tour next week.
So we'll see maybe this week. Outlast two, yes. And maybe the Haunted Rugstream. I got to get more training sessions in on football, football, bro.
Let me commit to a few, but what did y'all like? Y'all really liked the Outlast stream, that late, the late night gaming stream we did last month.
did last month I really like that stream that might have been my favorite
stream and then oh we could do the Maya stream or me and Maya are on that's not
like she's at her second we're playing a game that could hit one more damn I
still gotta do this Sarah Sephardi stream I did promise her we would go
salsa dancing right
because of the because the gym shit fell through that was on me though and Joe Bart
damn maybe I should try to hire something but hey anybody trigger warning me
in a job it can't help me organize it bro
anybody down to help me organize shit and the flock just like for dates bro me
Okay. Can we do one at a time? Who's down to help me just organize shit? Like I got
Gilly, right? But me and him, that's like a separate day. You know what I mean? I'm so down.
Okay. Everybody's down. They scored interviews. What would the role for this be? What would it
be called. No, if I actually, I actually, if you really think about it, the fact that
I've managed to get this far on my own without anybody like helping me structure
anything, it's pretty fucking incredible. You know what I mean? Like a lot of people
got a team, assisted, people kind of help and push it together. I'm low-key
Point guard shooting guard powerful were center. I'm running a one through to five, bro
You know I mean and the chat and the chat we could do it, bro
But part of the reason I have pushed it off for so long is because I'm like damn I
Man it should do it this long just me but now it's like
Like, Kovo made a good point in a calm where he was like,
you should just hire someone.
If it wasn't simple,
that's literally just helping me structure shit
and organize shit.
We could do discord interviews.
Ooh, we could start expanding the flock.
We could, bro.
You need a schedule?
Yeah, I do.
I do.
Well, I just kind of got back into my routine now,
that my sleep schedule is good.
It's really just been contingent on my sleep schedule.
You know, oh, caught that contingent.
Add that one to your guys' bad contingent.
It's like, it means it's like very reliant on,
like you need, like,
like if I have a good routine,
it contingent on me getting good sleep, right?
I use that, right?
Hold on.
subject to chance a court occurring or existing only if certain circumstances are the case
the pet yes depended on you see that see that who said my fucking who said my prefrontal
cortex was not developed who said that bruh i'm not bro my vernacular is crazy y'all
notice my vernacular is crazy for real clanker on the way let me see if I got a
notey holy shit it says AI robot headed up your stone path welcome rage you guys
I see it on a TV. Oh, you guys are gonna welcome him up here. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, should I go open the door for him or
Or not
Welcome clanker. Yeah, I just got a note he says
Two people are walking on stone pathway one
One, one clanker detected, busted knees wobbling up your, yeah.
Welcome from zone.
Y'all are funny, bro.
That clip is so funny, bro.
Holy shit, bro.
I can't believe that was like 18 months ago now.
Welcome busted knees. Yeah, should we
Bro, he's just right here. He's literally just like he paused his walk
Here bro, should I should I get on the cams? Well, let me just get on cams real quick
Hold on
I'm gonna talk to him through the tech ready check this out
You don't want to see the tech if he stays there hold on
are you think you a grown ass man hey bruh what the fuck you hanging with till five
bro why are you stopping up halfway up the up the hill bro keep walking
you gotta see the messages can't see blue i'm worried it for you try to focus
i'm ready for you
what the fuck hey yeah bruh it's me right here what you doing
Yeah, come on, bro. You know I got this shit fortified, bro. I got a note. I got a note. You said one one individual and one clanker headed in your direction.
direction
I'll just show them some I'm not knocking the door soon. I'm not knocking the door soon
All right, bro
I'm coming
But look chat
Look listen
No, I'm having mad tech in here, but what the fuck you what?
Coveting some crazy tech dogs game. What's up? That's good. Hey, that's good UAV
Bro, that's what I'm saying. Like imagine like later down the road, but I'm like super bored and I'm not screaming or whatever
I'm gonna make my house crazy shit ever and
Say
Knock on wood something where production can we mute that?
Someone were to ever break into my house. I would get the notey the burglar in my house
It would be like a purge POV metal doors close
Smoke is deployed
The lights get cut. He's like damn. I was supposed to
Break into here and now I got a thermal scope and I'm looking at it, you know
Hey
Everybody welcome raise man.
Chad.
Cody.
Look.
Look at these niggas.
Chad.
This is how you get to greet me every time I come on fucking street man.
What's good health?
What's up man?
That's how to fuck you get to greet me every time I come on fucking street.
What the fuck is going on?
Actually we can pull up a chair.
Right here, right here.
Wait do I sit here like this?
Uh yeah you're either right or left you know what I mean?
You feel me?
Oh my god Chad.
Fuckin' out of us.
Shit we're bad.
Hey fuckin' out of us.
You like the TV dedicated to the chat, right?
That's the pump.
You gotta add that.
Yo, YRG, stroke these niggas real quick.
Stroke them.
What do you mean?
Stroke them every time.
Yeah, that's the way they say what's up with each other.
Let me see what YRG's at.
But sometimes, like, I'll walk down here, right?
Yeah.
And the night, and people will talk to me
through my offline chat, and I'll just be, like, so confused.
What, did you talk back?
No, but like, it's weird.
Like, all, like, the other day I was with the pump.
What the fuck is that, and that?
I don't know what I mean.
Your rage my name is your game. Oh shit
My name is your game. I forgot hold on hold on
Production can we pop out the right chat for rage? I'm trying to I didn't come to quit you got you got
Oh, you need a toothpick. Okay, hold on production. Can we get him a toothpick also?
Pop out tab bang bang. Yo, don't be chair production. No, we're working really hard over here. I
I feel like that didn't even do anything. Let's get him a pretty, uh, a toothpick.
Hey, Flakianos, I miss y'all. Flakianos, I miss y'all.
I miss y'all, I miss you, man. How y'all been? What y'all been, what y'all got going?
What y'all got going? You're raging, yeah. Y'all still bouncing? I can't bounce my shirt.
It's not a bouncer. No, it's not here. Oh my gosh, you loaded up.
Yo, this nigga loaded me up, chat. That's a real nigga. Do you still disappear or
You big keep the traffic. No, they spawned bad. How's it go flop? I'm a lot
We got a just track them brought the string like where they go
Yeah, bro, we did that the last stream we did I when it was at with Emily
I gave you a toothpick before we left we left for the whole day
And we got home and rage had the same toothpick in his mouth. That's normal
No, they they are bio degradable. They like break down like they just turned out
You know what is bio degradable what?
Men in black three
Wait, is it my B3 game supposed to be today? It was supposed to be today, but chat
We came to the conclusion together
That we want men in black three to be peak. It's gotta be good
So it's better to not rush it. You feel me like look at the first one. Look at the second one, right?
They were fire right you know I like about the two the first one literally was all the death gang
That shit was all that we're joining you blend into a fuck around a will bring it into
Fucking mission. It was like some GTA IRL shit. We anime shop. Oh my god
The e-bag you remember that came to broke off and you know, we're so everything we got anime figurines and shit
We got figurines. We got a hot dog. We got a nice view and this in the second man in black
He came into our world. That was you feel me?
Yeah, the third one we want a good mixture of both of them. We got a blend of perfect blend
Infuse it and we don't want to rush it. You don't want to rush that motherfucker
You know when movies make sequels and you're like damn that shit was asked
But I should what do you think is more anticipated Avengers doomsday or men in black 3 adapt feature your a your definitely your age
I think that is I don't want to sound cocky, but I think I meant in black 3 men in black 3. Okay, okay
Imagine Men In Black 3 in like a brand new fucking location game.
People were saying, boy, that.
I don't know. We could do it anywhere, gang.
All I know is that it's better if we did do it and make it a thing today.
So when we do decide to do it, it's lit.
That's the fact.
You know what I mean?
You can get a set. Where they even tight? Where they mad?
I mean, I think they just wanted us to stream.
Yeah. Genly, Genly?
Y'all just wanted us together, man. Genly.
Genly.
Was that something you did a stream together game?
And yes, that will be the finale chat
Sabaton to how to go back and find you, you know, it was a good
I was talking about how many streams and clips and like moments. We had together, you know one
I forgot about what the Japan stream. Oh
My
God
Pan-shat I wasn't even a lot for that. Why are you might remember that bro? That was like at the beginning of mine
But sure me career and I was cameraman it like I'd literally have a camera for you
And I didn't even watch anime back then
Right remember one of those spots we went to I don't know who we've been on stream at this point
Well, you got so drunk game. It was towards the end of the trip. So what's on one fuck?
My spiky senses are telling me for some reason. Yeah, you got drunk. It's fuck that I get no D. Oh, yeah a
A child is walking on the porch holding a golden ball
What is that's an ornament?
It literally doesn't fucking person is trying to open the door to it. Why did you go to ornament? What's going on?
Hey, what the fuck is wrong?
Fuck is wrong
I
Did they not wash their hands
Our ancestors...
What do you do with that anymore?
What do you do?
No, but that's what I'm saying.
Bro, it's Black History Month.
I wanna, you know...
You shove it in his fingers and mush it.
He just dapped you all about some business stuff.
It's not mush, it's in his food.
It's in his food.
I should probably go clean.
Like sanitizing things?
No!
He should come and clean you up.
He should come with some germ-ex or some hand sanitizer.
You sit down and see.
He should walk your hands for you, man.
I would sit on your lap.
No, we don't need to do that
Where's your guys a streamer?
a green shit
Why don't you just like this fucking crazy to during black history month?
Is he allowed to say that or is it black?
I don't know.
Is that how, how's that work?
Oh shit.
Wait, watch the people, watch the people, watch the people.
That's a pumpkin mug.
Watch the people.
Another, okay.
We're good?
It would have blown, yeah.
Okay, we're good.
It's not a different set.
Is that the great goblet?
Yeah.
And I got the mask too.
You see, I got a mask in here.
Bro, I got a show.
Yo!
You could put this on your head for real.
your head for real go imagine I'm just breaking to the
fuck the crib
I need to beat him perverse, where the fuck you gonna throw that bitch
and hold you to this fucking explode yo I don't bad ass
okay I look like a jeweler that way
you could put it on bro you could literally look at it bro you could
literally look hold on and now you can put your head in there I'm a big head
about me too brah what yeah now you just need a hoverboard
It's not shit, you're good.
Hey, Spider-Man!
Go to the bathroom, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, Spider-Man!
Go to the bathroom.
Do you want an ice?
Spider-Man!
No, no, no.
It's going to blow, it's going to blow,
I'm going to put it down.
No, Spider-Man!
No!
Ah!
Don't put this on.
Production was supposed to add a,
don't put this on.
Oh, it's calling to you?
Yeah, don't put it on.
We're not 40.
Why do they keep saying that?
Do they say that to you?
Do they tell you to start a family, and why are we not?
They tell you that to?
They tell me that.
Oh, they tell me that every fucking day, hey.
Well, I'm gonna try to do that right now.
I can't do nothing.
40-year-olds playing with toys.
It's not a fucking toy.
It's a collectible, all right?
What do you think Max met by?
Looks like a toy for the cameras.
What do you think he met by that?
I don't know, but I didn't understand that clip
until I saw Ron kept saying that.
I was like, what is he talking about?
Rock kept saying I'm like, why'd you keep fucking saying that and then Matthew you said it twice?
Wow
You know that she was hitting a bro. Where is this clip bro max toy for that of hopefully it's on YouTube, but
All right, there's a good one like why did he do this?
That shit look like a toy for Daniels.
Bro, that's not an ashtray, bro.
That's just a...
Y'all, this is your...
That shit look like a toy for Daniels.
A toy for Theranos.
What the hell is that?
God, I was the worst joke you have ever seen in a life.
What does that even mean?
Like, get out the room.
You guys got me mad.
Like, what are you saying?
A joke for Theranos.
Like, toy...
I don't know if I...
That's a toy, too, to make sure everybody heard.
What did you say?
Like, he said a toy, too.
Make sure everybody heard that.
When he first heard it nobody said she when he first said that one look oh no, so he was pitched to I think so he's here
No, it's not. I think he is. Yeah
Chattanooga
Right. He was just in Texas. Yeah, I think he got back today, right?
Yes, you hear it now, but I just that nigga moves in slow motion, bro
It's okay arrives out of state a certain day don't take the same to like two days later game
He loads hella slow. He's so like he doesn't have an SSD yet. Yeah. Yeah, he that yeah
He's loading his stream hard drive. Well, he got his whole own timeline and he moves and yeah
He moves like 25, bro. Look at you live with him. Yeah, I know but that other crib is far
I have a cut scene with him in a second. That was a good stream from last year though to the uncle thought
That was a great stream. What do you think our best stream was?
I was looking at all of them bro the uncle thought with Mike
The first man in black. Oh, I ain't go Lotto
Y'all niggas y'all niggas
Y'all fell asleep, bro. Who fell asleep? Did you fall asleep game? Yes? You went to your fucking bed. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I mean, yeah, cuz it was like 20 fucking hour. That's we didn't talk about that. Yes. We did
No
24 hours
Are you gonna do that yet yet to record a commercial the next day? Yeah, and you're like I'm gonna figure it out
Oh my god, I did go film a commercial. Yes, bro
Now I was so tired and so he fell so down in two hours. I only want to wait
Oh my god
I remember that was a day and I took my car home my AG and I left it on in the garage
And close the garage when I woke up and I'm like what was that smell in my house and I almost died
I think that's you know because of the gasoline and the craved wait, I used to do that
No, I used to go on my mom's car going to garage. I used to turn it off to listen to music and
You would have the engine on yeah, but the garage clothes. Yes. Yeah, that's how you die carbon monoxide
I just do that as a jit though, but grosses have little vents though. They got like the little vents. No
No, they know there's close yet. They called by the doors have a low line, right?
but the carbon monoxide overpowers the oxygen and then when you inhale that you
might die so I woke up and I could tell something was off with the climate like I
could feel it so is the garage dangerous or inside the car is dangerous it's the
chemicals the car pumps so let's say you're outside the car but you're in the
garage can you die you're in the garage but outside the car but the car is on
Wait, let me, I'm trying to visualize, where are we again?
We're in the garage.
Okay.
Let's say I'm in my mom's car, I've turned it on.
I'm in my mom's?
My bad.
Carbon monoxide.
I'm inside my mom's car, you're outside but you're still in the garage.
Who dies first?
The garage is open?
Close.
Oh, oh.
We're both in the garage but I'm inside the car in the garage.
Yeah, you're done.
So it doesn't happen to you?
I mean, I'm a different is you can't really apply the natural laws of physics and shit to
Me and what I'm doing it, but for everybody else yet
You call them an oxide if you inhale that generally you probably would die
I'll be straight though. I'm different
I'm different, but what's it called? I think one of our best
Yeah, best friend our best dream the second
The the random one at the end of so but don't want a pro zone clip that was that I don't that wasn't really a stream though
But what are you thinking to kill my family? No, no, no, that was the last of it on I'm talking about frozen. Oh my god when I came here
So stupid I said what why why why look like oh wait, bro? Let me see if I can find this clip
adapt
Oh
It sounds like someone a front-prediction
I got the type of dude to say where's my super suit I say, what about me?
Miss you look like I said, you know, if you fuck
Oh, yeah
It was a woman and the way this is cropped you can't really see oh G sponsor. What's OG sponsor?
Oh my god
You know the sponsor last night. That's your case. Oh, I was yeah
I was approached in the room and they said get the fuck out do this buzzer. Yeah. Yeah, I got a notification on my phone and said
Two individuals one holding a camera with a light are walking
Your sister does that is that a yeah, you know gotta a our system saying actually hey, no I do
I tell you two niggas what I can one of them got a camera. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't sound possible
It literally just said someone with a golden ball was walking off the side of my door. I do actually
Yes, you think about it, bro, come on, look at this.
Wait, what?
Three people are walking.
A child is walking on a paved area in a sandy.
I guess a person is trying to unlock your door with a screwdriver.
What the fuck?
Three people are moving on the-
Wait!
Whoa, watch something.
Whoa, I swam all the way to chat and he's not lying.
No.
On everything I love.
Is that AI shit or is that like...
Or is that like human watching you at all times giving you information?
I can't say too much on what I got in the back end on my tag, but I got a gatekeeper on this shit
I need that wait
Yeah, that system is good. Actually, it's good. What are you? What if AI isn't AI?
It's just a bunch of people like India or some shit like just responding to you
What if it's like not actually AI what we think AI is is all cat is really just people talking
I feel like it would have been revealed by now
I was talking with a slipped up with a Jake and Baker and we saw the little robot that delivers food
Oh, they're out here. Yeah, you're like, you know, that's somebody controlling that, right?
And it got exposed one time, but I don't look too deep into it
No, the little the little toy and they have the names and they deliver food as you said it's somebody in another country controlling that
I'm like, yo, there's no way like in coordinates and it drives. That's what I thought
But I was told otherwise. Are y'all cooking today. You're speaking of food. We should get the kid
Bro, are you nice in there, bro?
I'm fucking nice.
For real?
I'm dirty.
Why are you, is she lying or not?
Because I just started cooking for real,
and getting well versed in the culinary department this year.
And I'm like, low key three for three.
They're all saying no in cat.
Yeah.
You don't have to ask them my ethnicity.
What's your, your Haitian?
I know your ethnicity.
Haitian and Beijing thing.
When I was in college, how did you guys feel to me?
I was making chicken rice fucking pasta salmon steak.
Are you going to college?
Yes.
How's that?
It's a vibe or not?
Not really.
That shit was fucking, it was fucking,
it's a school game.
You didn't want to do it anymore?
I did four years, gang.
Oh, so you graduated?
No, I got my AA and I was getting my,
I thought it was a master's or a bachelor or one of those the first was the social issue you gave you're on time
You get it like two years
And I was gonna buy bachelors and computer science and cold that happened
And it was getting sick and shit and dying a shit and like so the school shut down
So I was there for four years and just got associates
You didn't get the big the main shit the big shit. I mean, I was I'm like 20 credits away
I mean one more semester one more you why you supposed to see it through you were right there
You got that a one-yard line and then finish
No, I don't fuck where you four years in it. You didn't see bro. What okay?
Can I come back legs? Let's do yeah. Yeah, we're on me through it
So Nick's was getting sick. This was dying but completely out the nostrils and shit. So that's shut that's the school down
She okay, I'm sure not the same time wait
We're the same age. I didn't happen that didn't happen to me
What did that happen to you?
I didn't get school shut down.
That was not that long ago.
Damn, that was like six years ago.
Wait, when were you in school?
None of my heads fucked up.
I mean, I went straight, I got straight to high school
to the league, bro, so I didn't think that.
Yeah, no, that's, like, you declared to the draft
right after high school game.
I did.
I went for college and shit, so I can get,
you feel me?
Yeah, I could develop more. I love it. Yeah, more development. Um, and so next, what'd you go there for?
Computer science. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, really?
Computer fucking science. Yeah. Yes, yes, that FAU, Florida L.A. University.
Now, now I'm understanding how my body sizes are tingling. Yeah, the bill.
okay it'll probably share a child a group of people is walking and standing on
the porch are these are they fucking for real they just threw my ornament in at me
why do you have ball of ornaments I didn't have I did have these but then I
put them back in the main crib and they light up and now they're back here now
they're for the Christmas DLC oh my god did you did you have fine shit coming
I'm present from Christmas. I'm like a gift. No, fuck the fucker. No, I'd like to say how Christmas is I sat here
Come believe I just wasted a past 14 years in my life. That's why I got Christmas. What about you?
With my family and shit. Oh, that's a lot
No idea. Yeah a little bit a bit of different of a lot for me different. Well, I was this year. Yeah. Oh, but coldly coldly
Okay, yeah, we were
This is Don and I was streaming and around that time boom I just got a boom
I'm like yo and like I was really focused on my classes. I'm just gonna switch to online. Are you already streaming?
I thought you started out on YouTube
Doing reacts. Yeah, so you were streaming and then you to which one it was always different for me
Okay, one and then I did the other yes, I started off a YouTube in 2017. Okay
2016 2017 and it's 2018. I started streaming
So I was doing both. Okay, so it's 2018 and in 2020 hybrid
Cop Kobe here 2020 last year of college
Kobe shimmy shmatt me up my shit and he was just said fuck you you're not even gonna get the last 20 credits
Well shrine and then niggas were dying bleeding out the nostrils call finishing Kobe, you know these fucking excuses man
I don't let me break it down. Let me break it down
And everything switched online.
Okay.
And like bro, I don't know like I wasn't doing my homework.
So I just jumped in my class.
I'm gonna resume next semester because I don't want to fail again.
Because I'm bad with this online shit.
When school is reopened, I'm gonna go back to class.
These bars you can start going crazy.
I'm like, damn, I gotta take this opportunity while I can.
I gotta focus on this.
Yeah.
So I break through myself.
That's why I did my job.
I just did it way earlier.
What took you so long?
Why'd you wait so long?
You should've done it.
Black, black mom.
Oh, okay, yeah.
And she wasn't going for that.
Yeah, true.
She was like, if you're not in school,
you can get the fuck out of us.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, I'm trying to tell you to get out.
She's gonna get the fuck out of us.
No, because I was trying to dip
before I finished high school,
but my mom was not letting me do that.
But then I was like, wait, when I graduate,
I'm pretty sure if I turn 18,
I could do whatever I want.
Sounds like, okay, I'm gonna do this.
What does that even start at?
I usually don't see emails, what is that?
I started exercising my free will.
What do you know what is that?
It says fairs.
Fairs.
Wait, so every time you'll type fairs in my chat,
that's what y'all be saying?
That's understandable, yeah.
You've seen it through for months.
And now she's probably stoked, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck you, you're fucking, you're fucking,
what the fuck, does it have a picture?
Whoa, it popped up down there in the bottom.
Why are they typing fares and a picture is coming up?
It's a 7TV emote.
There's no way you don't know what 7TV is.
They're doing it.
Yeah, it's emotes, but why do I see these fares?
Like, they say fares.
Yeah, that's-
So if I type fares right now, what happens?
It'll price and have that emote.
F, A.
See?
Yeah, that's me.
Does it do to your chat too?
Yeah.
Oh
Other keyboard other keyboard
Oh you little typo. Oh my god
There you go fuck
Wait, what if I only want to say the word though?
What if I don't want the email to pop up you gotta tell them you gotta tell them in the chat
Huh, you gotta tell them to I don't know. I don't fucking know that's all production. I don't have a notion
Yeah, they're a chat production. Yeah, I got a big production teams
We are speaking of production. Let me get Gilbert. I gotta show you
New shit, yo, I don't we should do what switch got his new shit called business manager
Yeah, I think that shit business man. Hey Gilbert. Are you around you trying to pull up on me?
Okay, bet wait, I fucking love ghillie, bro. He's the goat
Go man shout the ghillie brother you about to slide here, and I gotta show you wait
Have you ever been here into in here here?
They can see all their shit or not. What the fuck are you talking about? Like in the guest group. Oh, wait
Yeah, you have a bunch of time. You stay here. Why did you just say that to me game? I forgot
No, no, you literally stayed there
That's the CTE. See sometimes should be all you do be having CTE
Should be slipping through the cracks we have in those mm-hmm. That's
See that's an emote that I'm not personally
Did you finish cyberpunk? Did you ever watch cyberpunk? No. Oh my god. That's something that you should watch
I'm actually looking for a game and I made a while I started cyberpunk
I'm on business season two right now. Everyone said I just got to see it through bro
Have you watched punk in a ghoul?
A little bit and I don't you want a parasite? No, cuz it's not sub. I come find myself prepared or dub
It's not dubbed. But you only watched dub. Yes. I only watched dub. I speak English
Like only watched up. Yeah, so what do you mean? And that's jpeg. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't have a choice
I don't have a choice. Yeah, okay. I understand. I don't have a choice. Okay, but some anime
Most anime have good dubs like one piece has good dubs even though they be on my dick
I'm a sub as nigga, but some enemies. I'm what's my job? I don't even eat and watch shit
I don't be able to look away for a second watching. Yeah, you feel me saying but like some enemies
I don't speak Japanese how am I supposed to what when you're watching JJK it's
like you learn it's like you're reading as they're saying it and you don't
realize it's in some way you don't but you got to focus too hard yeah I'm not
trying to bro I'm trying to chill I'm like I gotta sit and if my eyes go away
from this rain for one second then I completely missed a fucking whole plot
Now someone's dead. Yo, I'm not gonna lie. My patreon was getting on me because I was looking at chat too much game
Have you ever heard of a chat getting on your ass from looking at chat too much because it's a sub and every time I look at chat
They're like, yo, this nigga doesn't know what's going on. I'm like, yo, it's just so fucking annoying. I can't I can't even glance at my chat
Dang, I never got called out for that. That's kind of tough that they said that that's fucking because they probably wanted you to pay
Yeah, they wanted to pay all the comments on my last patreon video for JJJ. This is like a paid attention
Nigger, I understand Japanese guy. I don't gotta look at every fucking sub title game. I've been watching anime for fucking 20 years down there
Oh my god, I could say that
You're old
Cuz I've been watching since that spell fucking Dragon Ball Z type shit like nah only been here for 22 years
I've been watching anime. Damn. There's people in the chat more than 24 years for an even now gillie
Hey, Chesa, it was good to ghillie.
Hey, ghillie Billy.
Hey, hey, Doc.
How you doing?
Um, nah, bro, I just-
Did you cry in the face of it?
I just started last year.
Yeah.
Did you cry?
Hard to tell.
50-50.
Nah, I was balling my eyes out.
Yeah.
Chesa, if he was crying,
you said ghillie Billy was crying.
Everybody wait to ghillie, bruh.
You have to figure out what meal we're cooking today, two BT dubs.
I think the chat, I got a bunch of chefs in the chat, and they normally know.
Should we play out notepad and write all options that they say?
And we're doing the lid down?
They have said like the same three ones, like pasta, or like some type of wing.
Like what I've already unlocked is tacos, pizza, and then what do I guess you all,
fish out of hot dogs, peep this shit out of your face.
Ox tail.
No, see that's-
Fried chicken.
That's some super
Cuz I've seen the hot that's my hot dog I made
See that shit was gas though, bro. Tell him. Hey, Gilly been here for all these but he's
Loki it's like he kind of be helping me with it, too. It's just gas. No, you want me make you one for shed a hot dog, but
What the fuck is that? I made that
bread myself from scratch why make your lights on I'm black because it hurts my
eyes I don't want to look into a fucking white light every time I look at his
monitor read the chat so you never have your ring lights on I mean if I have a
choice no but I could the beginner stream I'll have it on for a little bit and
I'm like yeah let me just turn this off the studio light doesn't hurt oh you're
half cyborg so you know yeah you're not subject to the same shit that I am you
know I mean hey production work we might have to switch to Iraq I show you
some of the tech I got you know that's only gonna be guys I try to look at
you guys I try to look when I'm stealing your visit oh I got a gym too I thought that's what you was talking about
what were you talking about then I was talking about I got a figurine and shit
Yeah, I mean yeah begin I got that sauce gay Susan let me show you production. Can we swap to?
In just are we over here?
Hold on
Are we over there? Oh, yeah, check it y'all see oh
Shit, okay, honey. Let me show you around a little bit
This is my face, bro. I guess it's just rug now, though. Maybe I gotta cut it. Yeah, okay.
This is my face.
Right.
Take off that jacket real quick.
Why?
Take it off real quick.
No, because now you know. That feels a little sexual.
No, I was just saying, do you have face tattoo?
Oh, yeah.
I wanted to get it tattooed before.
Oh, okay.
I'm not tripping though, cuz it's a big part of your life games, half of my life games.
Come on, I got a camera for you.
You're about to turn 29 in a few months.
It's gonna be your last year of you being 20.
8 months I'm turning 29. You're older than me, Brad. Your birthday is before me, man!
You can't move it. No more. You moved it last year. You're not going to move it 2 years in a row, baby. You can't move it.
I can move my birthday. I can do what I want to do. Maybe.
When did you get shoes on? I just threw these on with my new balances.
Okay, let's move this way. Check this out. So I got some of my... You already seen this shit, though.
So yeah, I got a streamer in a year a little boomerang contact or I try to put this in here so I didn't get repo
Bane you still like that from Sophie. I love it Bane
This is like my Batman corner. Have you seen all these? This is good. This is something I've always wanted game right?
I always not always. Who's your favorite character in Arc? This is you know it
uh kakashi all right who's just not three kakashi i really like gara and like is it it's like
mainframe if i say otachi no itachi it is like the swag he's gonna i like uh yeah kakashi gara
who's your foot favorite honestly guy is kind of comp too who's your fifth favorite uh
uhhhhhhh
yeah, sauce guy
fuck it, don't
it's crazy everybody in Naruto
Naruto is like not even in the top 10
bro, that's gross sake
but don't say that, no
there's a fandom of Naruto
oh really, they're gonna make it
they're not gonna make them in real life
but on the internet game
they roast the fuck out of sauce guy
they like
sauce guy gets roasted on the internet game
on the internet game. It is just not through dick suckers just flaming that nigga game.
Hold on, he wants to be on Sausage. He didn't want to be on this nigga, this or a full ass nigga dick.
Yeah, bruh. They were fighting the whole entire fucking time after he left the village.
It was just like he was chasing him for the entirety of Shaputa. The whole fucking Shaputa.
Sorry for the spoiler. I fucking mean it to him, too.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh
See right here. Oh, I got some new hats. You think I could wear this or not like
Almost put it on with the lid. I can't really wear a headgear. No
You look better than headgear than I do really you got permanent headgear though
Huh, you got permanent headgear doesn't work or maybe I gotta go black
Right here. What if I got tongue in here like that shit is being it's actually attached to your head
I never see you without it. You feel me? Oh, what about the what are this one like the brand?
I think this one hits better than this one. This one hits. It might just be the fit. That's why
It's cuz of the fit. Let's go with this shit. Just go cuz I never you never see me in a hat never
But I don't know why you look good now cuz I got big head. So
You look good. Oh, really?
I got that
Alex I
Would you would what?
Here you go your eyes. Yeah, that's poison ivy. Yeah, that's everybody loves this segment
Why is it here? There's gojo's head
Where's gojo? Gojo's up over here. Oh, okay. You see
Gojo's sequin are on ultimate height. Yo, I'm just I'm just keeping me. Yeah, there's gonna be a day I
Feel like I don't know you watch as much as me
We're going to a secuna fight somehow somewhere. Oh, yeah. Who do you think is one of that? I already got the whole shit spoiled
I feel like I did it
Everybody just reads the manga like they'll just say oh my god
I would never know anybody's name.
I don't care how much I watch the fucking anime.
I don't even fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna give him a hug.
He'd be adapting to shit, bro.
He'd be adapting to shit, though.
He's like, you gay?
But listen, somebody's posed something with that in the tool.
He's like, I didn't see that one.
I'm not gonna say it.
He's like, even though he's still, that's not right.
Anybody that read the manga?
You probably know what I'm talking about.
What shit piss me off.
What do you think of my lineup, though?
My shelves.
I got my favorite.
That's it you'd like to take your yes. Yeah, he's tough. He's fucking tough. So I got JJ K shelf here
JJ K shelf here
It's honestly did they came up
Co. Geass
Lelouch, that's probably a character having cold Geass figurines. It's calm. That's not
That's like ball. That's cock. You know, they're gonna call it. Oh, you see the car
Oh my god, yes, they tense he to come on wait
I
Know someone dropped it off when I was at anime con anime expo. They just handed it to me
You know, I mean that's a little so swaggy game. See gara. Hey, that's what you really got me
But I gotta build my I really like the demon slayer shop. It's one of my favorite anime suit animation fire
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Why is Cam not on Ivy?
I showed Ivy already.
You want to see it again? Here it is.
There's Ivy.
There it fucking is.
Why are you caressing Ivy?
Yo, okay, this shit's a city game.
That shit's a city game.
Yeah, you feel it. Yeah, it's true.
That's some shit, yeah.
Attack!
There he joins the city game.
Oh, God, I like a lot.
this might be one of your best right this action might be one of your best
the next video and I got oh do you want milk like they don't have these it's got
just continue no I can get it on Etsy no no not like this yeah I can get it on Etsy
I can buy that for now this stuff this stuff yeah but I can get it on Etsy and then save
So the new what's it called play button. So pussy baby. Yeah, it's like this big
62 year old playing with toys. Yeah, ban that guy shirts and locks. Yeah, not toys or collectors items and this is ODM gear
Right
Does your chat glaze other people or this is hit on everybody because my chat only hits on me it glazes everybody else
game. They be calling me old when this old ass nigga is older than me game. No, no, that's just
a lot. Chat who's older, mirror at that. It's pretty 50-50 like it depends over there in a flock,
how like it's kind of circumstantial. But for the most part, yeah, maybe they show a man love to
everybody. Sometimes, yeah, see rage. You can see it all rage. YRG six on screen, rolling six on screen.
No, no, that is the whole shit.
So even there are all my fucking dick.
I mean, these are just facts.
You cannot, like, yes, you ask that question.
They're going to answer it honestly.
Appreciate God in the flood, man.
Appreciate that.
Anyway.
I can't just door.
Oh, do you ever bring it in?
Not really, no.
I was going to turn this into some comp shit
and like, what's it called?
Make it like, have like a costume.
Like, I don't know, like Batman thing.
But I don't think it's worth it.
That's that was P.O.
Faze with the roses.
Lots of Faze logos.
Literally everywhere you look.
Yeah.
You see Leaky Black right there too?
What do you know about that?
Where?
What?
Who had a Leaky Black sign?
How did you get that?
You did not buy that.
I'm having tides.
Jesus Christ.
OK.
I'm having tides when I shot a Leaky Black man.
One thing that's underrated about death's career?
The roads.
These rugs are fucking sick, gang.
What do you think is the best?
Anonymous one is my favorite, though.
Yeah, that's probably the most creative one.
Right here?
Oh, Sonic, right?
That's the crane, man.
No, I go live, this is tough.
There's an Easter egg on it, too.
You can kind of see.
Hold on, let me see.
You got to, like, you got to catch it from the angle.
The phase, it's the phase chain hanging off the crane.
Hold on, let me see the phase chain.
You got to catch it at an angle, is that it?
Oh, I see it.
Yeah, you see it?
I have it tatted here to
See the gland to there and they go to snipe
What's not easy to invention?
DSR. Oh, you put up you put it to the crane. Oh on the crane with that intervention. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm trying to get back up on the crane with a fucking DSR game. What the fuck? I really yeah
I want to get an air cut on a crane on stream. Do you think I could do that? You have any connections?
All right, come right this way
What do we think about the add though? Do I keep this shit equipped or not?
That
Hat yeah, I don't know about keep
I keep it equipped or not
Big plans, I think it's a barber. I'm alive that keep it. Okay
Oh, okay. What do you need help with?
I'm holding my pants off.
Huh?
You need a belt?
Like, my shit is like...
Pull them up.
Oh, I see you had posted a pic
where you're a new car, you had the
sleeveless hoodie, now you're tough.
It wasn't a hoodie.
It was just a sleeveless shirt.
Yeah, you're tough, that was tough.
I had no niggas can't wear a sleeveless shirt
so we're chilling around the gas station.
Maybe a fucking decade ago, we could have rocked that shit.
You have a sleeveless shirt on right now.
This is a white beater.
This is different.
This is a white beater.
White beaters are on a whole different category.
You had a t-shirt on.
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Sleeveless.
Hold on, hold on.
Why?
All of Duke's shirts are sleeveless.
All of Suki's shirts are sleeveless.
Why would I wear a sleeveless shirt?
It's a fucking problem.
I don't know if you're in the same conversation.
You know what I mean?
How's one sleeveless shirt before them, motherfucker?
You don't really have that.
Like, you're not really in a place
critique someone's fashion by was saying that shit was not it anyways let's
continue to talk about how the shit right
watch out watch out watch out
yeah gotta watch out no coyotes coyotes and pulled up
you didn't create on me between them
nah I have a tech there give me wait this way
oh go to the gym I can know that
come on through right
it's right here right here yeah close the window state
oh my god it's like a gym it's the gym room hey man everybody been asking for
the gym reveal. That's the dumbbell tech. You have those right? You said what? Oh you're doing that
though. Yeah it's really good for uh what's it called? I got a little sauna right here.
Ice bath, bench, squalorag, an ergonomic chair. So you can go in here and sauna,
Son of a nudge yourself. Yeah, hold on. You see this ergonomic has shit though
Jimmy is a comfy look it
Now it's like
Ergonomic oh
Oh shit.
Would you get scared in here if you're like, like so...
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Is noise cancellation?
I don't hear you, I don't hear you.
You're screaming that I can't hear you?
What?
Kill my son!
Fuck you.
Hold on, what?
There you go.
You actually could relive for real.
I want to try that.
No, I'll try it, bruh.
Oh, lookie, you're familiar with shit like this, huh?
All sorts of tech.
You don't say that I actually have those.
Normal tech? No.
Don't test my knees. Oh my god.
What do you think about this? Yo, I just had a great...
Do you be sungazing? Are you sungazing?
I actually do. Yes. At what time does the sun hit either the best?
But I gotta be careful because the sun burns me.
So I can only be outside in the sun for like 10 minutes or I need like FPS 80 or something.
I never got sunburned before.
Yeah, I got sunburned a bunch of times.
Why do you think I never got sunburned before?
Black.
It's what they're saying in the chat. What's it called? Uh, no.
I got some poisoning once the sun that ass poison would be that sun poisoning
that's not real you can't get so no no you can I found out when I got some
poison yes cancer no the sun fucking literally poisoned me what is you do
to the sun for the fucking poison I don't know I never did shit to it so
like that's why I'm not like I gotta like be very caught like mindful when
Underneath there, and it's hitting me cuz was he getting mad tick damage?
Yeah, I wasn't your poison. Did you feel like purple or like now?
I woke up the next day whole body was red it hurt to do any this to lay down to breathe that start puking
I had a flight to which was just like the most
And I had a took I had a backpack on and like just hurt to wear the fucking backpack
But yeah, they shit poison me. So I'm trying to figure out what work around for that
That's what you know no trodo. This is probably the best part of the face off right here this area, but it's just the house now
Just right. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, this way. Hold on. So you didn't tell me you build my whole this year on protein shake
Yeah, I was in here. You built all this shit just to move it somewhere else. I'm like, mm-hmm. Yeah
Yeah
Gotta move everything soon
How soon?
Just put it all fucking together.
Nice.
How soon?
Pssst.
Soon.
Are y'all moving it together or is it like a separate type of situation?
These are really good questions.
I'm trying to figure out the answer to some of the questions as well.
Can I stay in Florida?
Yeah, I mean I think you're going to stay over there either way.
Yeah.
Why the fuck would you think that?
Because you've been doing that.
You've been doing that, no?
Yo, well, the poor question is, is it hot?
Oh, is it cold?
Cold punch?
Yeah, cold punch.
Is it cold right now?
Yeah, freezing.
Jump in.
What the fuck?
So this machine just keeps it cold.
Yeah, a lot of water bottles.
Yeah, OK.
So you gotta sit like that, hit this off.
Yeah, go ahead.
How you check it off?
The back end.
Oh, so it comes out this way?
Yeah.
Put that thing in the mouth.
Yeah.
How'd you do that?
Freeze it in there, yeah.
I just go inside.
I'm not going, yeah.
Let's just, let's, shoot it off.
I might need to change the clothes.
You think?
Yeah, you're going to get soaked, brother.
Do you have extra clothes for me?
Yeah.
Why is it extra gold?
Why is it actually cold?
Oh my...
Now you can do it, you can do it.
I can't do it, I can't do it.
Now I want to get some more balls, now I want to get some more balls.
Adap, adap, adap.
Muscle recovery.
Okay, but my balls, I can't.
They're going to shrivel inside out like roms.
It looks like a worm.
Okay, hold on.
Ahhhh!
Give me a hand, give me a hand, give me a hand.
Give me a hand, give me a hand.
go in, you got to go in, my balls are already on your arm.
Why you got to go in, my balls are already on your arm.
You got to put your hands, you got to put your arms in.
I give you a lot.
You got to put your arms in.
You got to go in non-master 60 seconds.
Put them down.
Do kind of them.
Start a timer.
Hold on, clock on my phone.
Start.
Go.
Oh, yeah, control your breathing.
Control your breathing.
Yes.
Got him with him.
I'm breathing, taking him to some DM Slayer City.
They're gonna be good.
12 seconds.
58 more.
It's cold, huh?
I don't have a towel.
God, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
Give me a towel.
Production, someone bring a towel off.
Hold it a second, hold it a second.
Um, 31, 31, 30 seconds.
I think it's 12, I think it's 12, I think it's 12.
No, that's what it was at, just, yeah, now it's 35, just,
wait, wait, 20 seconds, 20 seconds.
What are we going to, 20?
Yeah, yeah, one minute, one minute, one minute, one minute,
60 seconds will be good.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Can you hold it here?
Can I, how many more seconds, how many seconds is that?
How many seconds?
10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds,
you got it.
Right.
Yeah.
Five.
And you're gonna get a lot stronger, I think.
When you get out of here.
Two.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Wait, I'm dead.
Oh, stop it!
Oh, you took all the clothes off.
Oh, you tried to dry up.
Try to soak yourself.
Give me a soak, boss.
I already soaked you.
What are you talking about?
Give me a fucking towel.
Give me a towel.
I've got work.
What is this?
We're going to rob a towel in the main crate.
Yeah.
Oh, there's my pants.
These are your needles pants.
Needles?
What do you mean needles?
You're Halloween?
No, those pants are needles.
What do you mean they're needles?
What needles do you have?
The pant, the brand.
What do you mean needles?
What needles you got?
The pant, the brand is pants, needles.
Oh, gotta need a pant.
It's freezing in there.
I can see how it repair your muscle, right?
Listen, hey, I'm proud of you.
You thugged that shit out.
It is freezing in there, too.
I did thug it, Shaq.
And it's cold outside.
I'm gonna say it's cold outside, yeah.
It's freezing, bruh.
It's about 60 out here.
Okay, wait, when did you say you needed my help with, though?
Oh, yo, gang, hey, we gotta figure out
what was the cocaine gang.
You want me to figure it out or to chat check y'all have any ideas or nah, bro. I'm down a toothpick already
Down to toothpicks, bro. So toothpicks
fuck
This shit just broke down, bro
This thing is really cold.
The whole inside of a cold lunch, fucking in the cold outside of the city.
Rizania fried chicken, pasta, chicken parm.
Chicken parm could be comp.
Ooh, that's a slap.
What's your rank in the kitchen?
I'm like silver.
I just hit silver, I feel like, after the last one.
That's what QD said, right?
QD, yeah.
I think I ranked up after the fashota.
I'll say it at one point.
College, I was part of the Platte.
Well, it's been some years, got to put my placements.
You D-Wrek?
I'll send like a gold.
OK, I mean, that's a round.
Gold, if we're talking marble rivals,
gold three, ballerin' gold one.
So I just got gold.
OK, I could do some of that heavy lifting.
For me?
Chicken farm?
Chicken farms have like, OK, that's on top of it.
So shall I get my keys and my wallet?
Should we take our AMG chat?
Or should we take our GTR?
Just got some of these.
AMG.
right because i'm not there for a special you know fit for the head
purple and
the the gtr
the fat
did you see my gtr on a rapid
you didn't see that shit
i'm not gonna call it the longs
am i on the set?
no yeah you're fully already
wait you're so flameless
for some reason he hasn't showed it on stream
no i just show it on stream
no i know he hasn't showed it on stream yet but
did he drop it on the farm?
What he no I don't think on that video yet. He does water but everyone knows what it's not
He's off of the water
No
Yeah
Not on stream?
Yes, people have seen it.
Just not on stream.
On a live stream.
Every other form, I think.
Should we slide then?
Yes, but...
We gotta make the stops
of where that's fine.
Where are you trying to go?
Is Colton wearing shoes?
Yes, he's got shoes on.
That was the first thing I said to him.
I was like, why are you wearing shoes?
Yeah, well, let me just do a little bit of that.
Colton, Colton, Colton's a barefoot demon, gang.
He's a barefoot demon.
We gotta make a stop.
What's wrong with him?
Oh, you want to go?
What's wrong with him?
We gotta kick some of it up real quick,
and we're gonna fucking clean it up,
and we're gonna drop more of that shit.
OK.
You have a love?
That's why I love white people.
They speak counter-credits.
It's like, oh, that was, like, OK, very, very cool.
I'll fuck with that C-gate.
Okay, is that okay?
This is the down, um, so,
I have a little sister, I have two little sisters.
Snowcombe,
Dr. Alford President, I guess they were one.
Who's our favorite streamer?
And Paige.
What you get her?
Oh yeah, Paige, she fought on the, what's it called?
And it meant bucking, and Snowcombe too.
Why didn't you throw the towel?
Like, what was going on there?
She told me not to.
They said don't.
Only ended at the Rep end of the game,
and I already bought the Rep to end it.
I was like, oh, the Rep wasn't gonna end it.
The Rep ended it.
My Adam was gonna end something.
No, no, no, Snow Kong's power up though.
Yeah, I did, Snow Kong's power up.
Paige fought back a little bit, Snow Kong.
I didn't see her.
I got Paige's power up, Snow Kong's power up.
Paige was throwing something back.
Yeah, we got, we got, we got along,
we cooked up some crazy shit for Snow Kong,
we gave her a bunch of fucking gifts.
And I was only right for my other,
second out of the four sisters to get a gift to you.
And you're actually on paper.
No, Ron, it's not over there.
You're on paper.
For real?
You're on paper.
Look, she fucking texted me, right?
What should we get as a gift?
OK, so she wanted a switch, a laptop, a camera, a game
to switch.
What did she tell the game to?
What the fuck?
No, no, not going to tend to switch.
You're going to tend to switch.
Oh, OK.
But it's my damn shoes.
She's that pretty good.
She's like damn right you gotta be a switch after this shit.
No, she's a gentle retard.
We could probably go to Best Buy.
They probably have to switch or something like that.
We get her switch and we drop it back home.
Then we go to the grocery store.
Yeah, they got tech at Best Buy.
So we're going to Farlay grocery store with Paige at Best Buy.
I'm down for a Farlay.
There's a parlay out of that.
We're making it.
There's multiple legs on this.
Yeah, multiple legs.
What?
Let's bring it out.
You know what I mean?
She's not shopping these groceries with us, gang.
We love Best Buy.
Okay, so we're just gonna go get the gift.
Yeah, she's gonna bring whatever the fuck she wants.
We're gonna get the gift with her.
Yeah.
And we'll give her the gift.
Yeah, then she gets the fuck up on her.
And then we drop her back off.
Yeah.
And then we go to the groceries and we do the cooking segment.
And probably gonna get into a dishes segment.
A what?
Dishes.
The dishes?
I have a live page I might call you, that's her job, that's not my job, we don't do that.
No, bro they yell at me all the time and if I do sometimes they threaten to take my controllers and shit.
Who? The chat bro, or they take the router bro, I'm telling you.
I mean you'll see, we just gotta wait.
First of all, why are you, if y'all ever trying to take my electronics game?
I'm throwing a fucking riot.
I'm not gonna throw a riot, man.
Don't you know what I'm doing?
Your PR is horrible this week.
Wait.
Is my PR out of that?
I don't know.
It's not really good.
I don't think it's good.
Maybe somewhere else.
But has it got word?
I don't think it's got word.
Yes, I feel like it's been the same.
I don't feel like it's, yeah, gone in any direction.
You taking your chain.
So why is it why don't we clean today?
Why aren't you?
What you gonna do?
What the fuck are you gonna do?
What's he gonna do?
What can he do?
By the way, what's he gonna do?
I don't know, but I know how it looks over here after.
We're taking a career down on the clay. I'm playing.
Oh, they're gonna take your doll.
I'm playing. I'm playing.
Okay, well that's later.
Let's go grab...
...school clothes?
Pay and get a gift?
Let's wait.
Yes, it's the solution.
It's the solution.
Is it raining?
Oh my god.
Water was leaking out of my shirt.
I was so fucking confused.
Wait, it is raining!
I'm still getting water!
It's not raining!
It's my trip.
It's not raining!
There's no water!
What the fuck is that?
What?
Go back on the ground, Billy?
Dumb c**t.
Look at that s**t.
What is that?
That's water.
Is that f**king water?
Dad, look at the f**king shining.
It's the glint of the water.
That's a glint of f**king diamonds, gang.
It's the same way you could see spiders with the eye shine.
You gotta use light to reflect off their eyes.
Oh my god, I walked through a thick-ass spider web last night.
What type of spider was that?
I didn't see the spider by itself, but the web was all over my body.
We gotta go.
Oh my god.
The phone is getting in.
Silver alert.
Where's my helmet bro?
We gotta go to the sign.
Where are you going?
Or weaver?
The fuck is that?
They've been lowkey ducking me.
I don't know why.
Look at Gilly's, her fucking hands and tight-eyed curls.
I'm gonna shave them out with my teeth tonight.
We still got Matt Christmas lights up if you're feeling festive.
At all.
Okay.
You ready to go?
How should we do this? One hit?
I'm gonna piss. You wanna come up in the chat room quick?
I'm not sure
Maybe you get my last one?
Kind of symbolic though
What? The fake basketball?
Oh, I'm faith-based
That's the only ball I seen in the house left
Kind of symbolic
She means something
I suppose it's on the hill
Maybe a little trick shot
What's up?
Why is the basketball football?
What happened to the house like, I love?
What should I shoot from here?
What's a big hook shot?
Um, I'll do a little something,
a little this, a little bit of that.
A little something, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
I'll do a hook shot from here,
around the stairs into the roof.
How about them?
Oh yeah, sure.
Um, nope.
I'll just gauge and trajectory down as well.
I mean, it's closer.
I'm going to get it on the third try, right there.
I'll try to get it, Willie.
Oh, oh, oh, the unfageable.
I'm going to get this one right there.
Shot higher or lower.
Bet your life on it.
Bitch.
OK, this is a challenge here.
I got one more in me.
I feel like I hit the majority of the shots you could hit on this map.
No, not the shots.
What you trying to do?
Look, go behind the stairs, hook shot like this, look.
You're hooking it?
hook shot like this look.
Oh look, you're hooking it.
You're hooking it.
That requires a lot of strength.
Ready?
You're hooking it.
Where's the hoop at, right there?
That's a lot of strength at that angle.
You might not even reach the hoop.
It's hard.
A lot of strength.
Maybe I got to go right here.
Right that way a lot of oh shit
That's a tough shot. It's a tough shot. That was like damn it right out point go
You got a little more
It's like the is dark out
It's not a particular
I don't know about that shot selection.
Oh, that's a good shot selection.
Why is there a ladder randomly right there?
A career ladder.
Oh, here he goes.
Yeah, we could do the trick-talk segment where we can get back.
Yeah, um, all right into the whip
Should we bring four heads?
One two three four
Wait loser
Yeah, I did get one.
I almost got a little break.
I didn't even do anything.
Now you see.
It was good.
Where in my head I did that?
It was good.
I got telepenesis.
I like his running shot.
Back up stew.
Oh, that's a good t-shirt.
Yeah, I got a good t-shirt on, bro.
What's that?
You got it. Enjoy it, bro. Enjoy it.
What?
Oh, it's on now.
This is good.
Oh, fuck that.
Who's the problem with this?
No, you guys can hold this.
This is perfect.
Oh, Ron's really trying to end the stream.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you guys.
I'll tell you a story.
I'll take you to the garage.
What's that going?
What's good, huh?
Brogie?
Who's this?
Nevermind.
Francis, my guy.
Oh, okay.
So I see what's happening here.
Here, you guys stay right here.
Yeah, we'll be where the fuck was rock-out Lee last night
Where's me
Are you with 3m west coast time worry I'm on my dogs
I mean, Nicky, your first cop man on dogs?
Yeah, we went to see a movie.
We went to see a Markiplier movie.
Yeah, remember?
It was 5 AM and he wasn't home.
What are you talking about?
OK, 5 AM.
I don't know where he was.
But we watched, like, the last show in this movie.
I was like, like, showing was at 11.
Where was Yuki at 3 AM?
You're a liar, because I called him at 3 AM
and he was in a house.
So I think our movie started at 11.
So then it was like, two hour movie.
So yeah, that makes sense.
I didn't know what time he was there after.
I didn't, we didn't do anything.
Okay, I can go.
So I don't know where he went.
At 3 a.m., I don't know where he was.
I feel like you should leave this up to Yogi
and Santa to figure out.
Oh.
That's what he asks.
Yo, Yogi, it's time for you.
There's clues within the playtime.
Oh, no.
Just like people.
Oh, God.
So where abouts a rock-out lead?
I think the key lies within stable and all of them.
Yeah.
Inside, we have to enter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's somewhere and I'll let's say we're not a legal site. You can't what is that noise?
Where are we going? I know that's a chrome chain
Where your chrome I have them too. I just want this to happen
Where we are going? I'm a fallow. That's what I think
No, no, no.
Oh, I was trying to find where I was last night.
No, we're living in Denver.
I was home. I was streaming.
No, we're going right down the hill and we're coming right back.
And by the time we get back, I need more hints about Lee Girm.
I'm going to be in my car.
No, no, no. We're going to put the picture inside the house.
I'm going to go check on that.
In the backyard.
All the doors locked.
We're coming back. We're only colting here.
Right with y'all.
We're probably gonna do a golf cart segment. Oh, oh
Golf cart segment. Let's run it. Oh, this is laces. This is no we can ask them now
This is Lacey
But right now one time you took Jason may bag this is kind of like the same thing. Yeah, just friends taking each other
Yeah, I mean, yeah, okay. You got the key. Okay one second. Let me
Yeah
I don't remember that happening
Oh wait, maybe maybe oh
All right
I'm gonna move this real quick so y'all can get out
We're trying to take the e-wag. Can you look for the keys for the e-wag?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look for the keys inside the house, and then we're talking to the e-wag.
You guys are going down the hill.
Yeah, so move the car so we can take the e-wag out.
Okay.
We're moving the car.
That way we can all fit, yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense. We're all finished here.
Okay.
I don't care.
You can do the parking segment for us.
Wait a minute. I'm gonna direct this out.
Wait, give me a minute.
Oh, I know. I got a camera.
Okay, we're gonna move this. Can you let me know if I'm good on your side?
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
I'm good on this.
Okay, I'm good.
No, I'm not.
Hold on.
Ah, my leg!
Oh, shit, got that made real quick.
Oh, should we go grab you some heels?
oh shit okay hold on okay wait wait wait
I'm learning to drive okay which where should I go who fucking parked this
right here who is that your car piece of shit just
lock on the driveway
oh shit oh shit it's wrong perfect I'm gonna give you the
I don't know if I'm makin' this!
I'm a lot of people.
I appreciate the W airline I saw in Gary Pitt.
Just fuck it and then sue them.
Just sue their insurance.
They'll give you your money and shit.
Just sue the person they were in for it.
Okay, wait.
Don't tell me the wall?
Yeah, maybe if I go.
No, you're making it.
I'm telling you, you're making it.
You're making it, gang.
You're making it.
Oh, shit.
I don't know if I'm makin' this.
Wait, try it. Try to get closer.
wait what okay so I go to your in your direction okay this way you're saying
This way
Right
Yeah, I know yeah
We can do this. I need you. Yeah. Yeah, I could do this. I've been in multiple driveway segments before
Go which way you go dislike
Okay, and you're gonna give it a little bit of gas and then right when you get past this wheel
You go left a little like fully okay, and you reverse fully like that. Okay, so right left and then reverse
Yep, so you need me go this way
No
Please I don't get what?
I don't got time for this bro fuck I'm stuck in how far back does the seat go okay wait
wait okay left or right right yeah go right first as close as you can just
wait whose car is this maybe if they just move up are you gonna have to move
out yes right straighten it out and then go and out gas give it a little
gas gas turn a little no that's a lot of little a little up and then give it a
little gas keep going keep going keep going keep now give it more left now
give it some gas mm-hmm gas it's yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah keep going keep going keep going keep going yeah okay like that
Oh reverse reverse reverse
Wait a second, I think I might be out
I can do whatever. Okay. Okay.
You're good at that. Good job. Holy shit.
W's in the separate deck.
That was a hectic drive. We've been doing a mad driveway segment, but that one was a little different.
Was that a little scary?
Well, yeah. Some asshole parked right here, bruh.
I'm not gonna lie. The next crib...
Okay, uh, where am I going?
The next crib we get, we gotta have the...
No stop signs no street lights no
Like it's not like oh, hello. Yeah
We might be a little bit right now
Like this little three-point turn and now we have it just like that
Yo, a dad.
Why, babe?
Send me to Eddie.
I don't have to Eddie.
All right, I sent you to Eddie.
I tried.
You got it?
Let me check.
On the internet?
Yeah.
OK, so what's the plan one more time?
All right, we're scooping her.
OK.
We're going to get her to get her a contraband.
We're going to take her to get her a contraband.
Um, and she's going to go fuck the home.
I might get a smoothie from there so they might, you know, you're not talking about having
a little smoothie spot on the side, you're gonna be having a bad breakfast.
But it's cool, and we're gonna drop her home, and then we're gonna go to grocery shop and
meet you on some dates, and we're gonna get groceries, and we're gonna cook on some dates
here, and then we're gonna clean.
I'm down for that.
We got a little bit of a traffic sent here though.
It's fine.
I kept the Ws coming through for the traffic segment, but they're big on these over here.
You fought with the traffic signals?
Oh yo yo you're in LA, this is the whole lot of them.
Hmm.
The vet voice.
What's that?
What does that mean?
Wait I seen you was uh, rocking some unreleasement that the other day or not.
Oh you seen that shit?
Wait was it the backpack?
I don't know.
What was it?
Yeah it was the backpack.
He was having that shit.
Was that the sleeveless?
How did he hear it?
Was that some other piece?
What piece was that?
What's up with you, Gengong?
What's your name?
What's up with you and this sleeveless propaganda game?
You're the one that flicked up with the Imposted.
You have sleeveless shirts too, motherfucker?
I have white beaders.
And basketball jerseys are quite different.
Yeah, way different.
Why don't you get on Silky, the fuckin' chopped liver that lives with you ass,
every time he says I want a fuckin' sleeveless shirt?
Um...
All you wear is sleeveless shirts and muscle tees.
He's kinda nocturnal though.
We don't you know, that's rare that I will see he lives with you. I know
But I think he's been
In Texas or New York or Florida one of the three you've been traveling
I don't know. I hate I hate traveling traveling
You don't be traveling enough
I'm good
Good right here. Wait. I should play some on ox or not
Should we just sit here and we could sit here with our own thoughts?
I'm down to do that.
Is that fine with you?
Hold on, let me get me and Gilly Rasmussen a classic massage for the traffic statement.
Oh, here we fucking go, this is what I'm talking about.
What the fuck is my massage?
We might be squeezing in here, all right, so chat we're gonna go pick up page you just fought
And we're gonna go surprise her with a gift right you got no comb you went wrong I stuck on something
Crazy shit. We got her some crazy shit.
What'd they get her?
Um, I got hit her a Game 1, um, Sprite can.
Game 1 toothpaste.
Game 1 Elden Ring Ron controller.
That's as good as that. That is a grail.
How's there a Game 1?
Game 1 NBA jersey.
Game 1.
So she didn't have to go gift shopping
and just went into Ron's closet.
The last second grabbed a bunch of shit
that you didn't want at the deep inside.
I've got a closet all around the house.
Oh, yeah.
OK, so shit that wasn't even.
And nothing is wrong.
Oh, yeah, there's some rotten food.
But he lifted them.
And what's Lacey's rotten food?
She was vibing with that?
Yeah, she fucked with it.
OK.
Ron is her favorite streamer.
So he just gave her a Game Warner Spidey jersey.
Yeah, so she basically got two gifts.
Ron and the country band.
OK.
Today, Paige is telling me to get into this, spending
sometime with her favorite streamer,
both second favorite streamer and now I'm her first.
And whatever gift that she wants, that's my...
Wait, no, what's the order, are you sure?
That chronologically, that's how it goes?
Okay, so we like to joke around a lot.
That's gonna affect it.
We joke around a lot, right?
And I said, yo, me and that,
gonna scoop you in like two hours, is that fine?
She says, well, of course.
My first and second favorite streamer.
I said, I know I'm your first.
She said, well, da, da, da.
she's a troll. She'd be a troll. Okay, so she did let you. Okay, yeah. Yeah. She'd be a troll.
Okay, so we can get her some. I thought, yeah, tough. What would be a good gift for paying you
then? Okay, so can I tell you what she wants? Yeah. She wants DSLR camera FX3. She wants,
that's like $4,000. She wants a new gaming laptop. She wants the Gamecube. Like I like
Like a real game cube with the Donkey Kong bongos.
She wants, and then send a switch too.
Oh, she wants BTS tickets.
Yeah.
Okay, you're a good friend, bro.
I'm gonna handle the groceries.
I think you got this, and what's it called?
It's gonna be a vibe, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like the SLR, yeah.
No, that's W Rage, bruh.
That's W GIFs, that's W Big Bro shit, bruh.
We should go 50-50 on the GIFs, man.
What happened?
I think we should go 50-50 on the GIFs.
Cause I imagine she's basically getting a gift from her big bro and her famous sister.
We should go 50-50 on the GIFs.
Wait, what happened? You just cut out.
Now, W Rage, though, for real.
Let's go pick up Payfrager and go get her all that shit.
Hold on, I'm not flipping.
Yeah.
And she's gonna love it. It's gonna be a vibe.
And then we're gonna cut.
Look at the highlights.
I
You got any sound effects here?
you
I've never seen one episode of Chainsaw Man, and Maya, she doesn't watch anime and we went
Intuitively like shit like guys. I don't want to animate but they took all context of mine and not knowing anime out of it
He didn't be just put clips of her mispronouncing shit. So we just hold like a drooling squad
And then they photoshopped my chest a bit like I have titties so maybe it's like yo
This thing is where the poggers get a demasculator. It's like gang. I don't have fucking titties gang
I was putting out a screenshot of this screenshot was fake or dumbass. Let's fucking photoshop. I'm a male character
Really? So that was, you did have titties in that?
I put in Poggies.
One, three, four.
They made it in E-Mods!
Oh my god, you were titties?
Why is it called Poggies?
I mean, yeah, you have been on low count of Poggers World Tour.
No, I've been on 50-50, I was just with Jason, going the next day, I was fucking filming.
Yeah, that's true.
Now I'm with the Bayes and they're gonna do like 11 W and Ls and I do 11 longer and they're gonna start crying.
I'm trying to say the cool ones. I have an eye for the cool ones.
There's been one similar bugger that we collabed that wasn't cool. I leave all the lame ones open and they look lame.
What was your favorite collab before?
Ever? Last year?
Yeah.
That wasn't W and L?
Yeah, that's a cheat code.
What was that noise?
Did you hear that or am I trimming?
But yeah, what was outside of any of us
I thought the phase boy. Yeah, maybe a collab. That's a good question. Don't you podcast?
I'm trying to reach it out a little bit. I can't see
Why do you need to see
I'll say if we're talking Pogger, my favorite Pogger collab.
I'm not glad one of my favorite collab is like J.Single.
That's one of my favorites.
J.Single is great.
I just see J.Single at the head of my sponsor.
He's amazing, bro.
Me and him are good.
He's a cool dude.
He's a great dude.
You stay down here too, right?
Yeah.
But he pulled up my dude.
Oh my God, Emily don't confide.
Emily's social cheat code, bro.
Me and Emily got some higher chemistry.
It's too fucking con, bro.
I can't choose.
This frame, me, you, and Emily did.
The Halloween shit was pretty fire.
And that was just like some random shit in A-Life.
Holy shit, I was dying.
I can't get that.
No, the frame was fire, it was hot.
I know, I know, okay.
But holy fuck, I was like,
I was like, day like 27 of the summer,
thought I'm like, oh my god.
At least you got me out of here.
you
I
I'm not gonna lie, your playlist is mad old, bruh. It's all old music.
Everything you're saying is like, bruh.
You gotta listen to some new shit, bruh.
I got seduction, make a blade. Blade. I want your blade.
Oh, I got you.
Bro, this is a old shit.
There's a bar, bruh.
Yeah, man.
Motionless boys, do what they want, and I can shout to you, let you make the better.
See, I'm on my T.I. shit. It's a face, it's a face box.
See, I'm on my T.I. shit, love. I'm on my T.I. shit.
That was a T.I.Q.
How did you do that?
Yeah, she's so cute with her hats.
Why don't you wear hats? You just want me to tell you look good.
What? No, I mean I got a big hat.
No, okay. You act cute with a hat.
What?
You're fucking weird.
Yo, we're 30 minutes away.
We're 30 minutes away from the checkpoint.
Yeah, yeah. About 30, 40 minutes of
paying on traffic. Let me see some fucking doggies.
Let me see the traffic.
You got another song recommendation in there now?
Yes, but it's on YouTube.
What's it called?
Leggages one up.
My God, this is some movie shit.
I'm gonna listen to them.
I'm following this guy.
You got a book.
I'm following this guy.
I
I just got a deja vu. Is there a CPS up here on the right?
you
You
Fuck you
Where'd you get the hard to be life from how did that?
It's it oh
The never
55 minutes. Yeah
Oh, you took right?
Yeah, I missed the exit so now we're gonna have to go a bit out of the way, but...
Whoa, what the fuck?
Don't listen to that.
Okay, well, yeah.
I'll take my 25 minutes away.
We should have you play a song that we pull up.
Or not.
Any suggestions?
What's he doing?
Oh shit, he's moving.
Yo, you should play some like...
some...
2008.
Micro...
fucking...
I've been around this track and I bust up the...
but I don't like that though.
I don't know, I'm on the back.
That one?
Do you know what he puts on shit that you think?
Hey, relax, relax.
Micro tell us what you like.
Do you hear me?
Uh...
Alright, what do we think?
Micro on me.
Yeah, what we think, Jack?
I
Know
Let's the funny what are they saying?
What it any today makes like BTS gang thong some Asian shit, bro
Yeah, what oh my god, I gotta say you say that again, no, I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that right now
I'm good. No chat.
How do I, how do I, how do I, how do I marry you?
I know I'm from, from, from Cat's Eye.
How do I get those?
Yo, dang, I'm just one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life.
Okay, this is what you were thinking of?
Okay.
Oh, this my shit.
I'm coming to hear it.
This back, this back, this back.
Two times I've been around that shit.
So we stop the story up in my back.
Cause there ain't no holiday back here.
No, no, no, no, put some BTS shit, some Korean shit.
Okay, what's it called?
Any suggestions?
Um, it's like BTS.
They fly, BTS go crazy.
They're on 1-H speed.
Yo, chat, tell Page B outside and pull up.
Maybe Kakao.
Is this the one?
This is why
I don't know
It's only another three-hour traffic second
It's a good song chatter now
Or maybe I switch that just the truth world SPTS of God other it is yes, what's it called?
What's world SPTS?
What's wrong today?
Is Alex right? Yes
Same
What?
What is a BTS dynamite like a shredder
Okay, here we go, let's go.
What's up?
Oh, okay.
What up, babe?
Hey!
Oh my God.
Wait, are you all right?
This is dynamite.
You said dynamite.
Oh no, no, no.
This is called dynamite.
I'm down!
I'm sorry, I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
It's good, it's good to see you.
How are you doing?
I'm chilling, I'm chill, how are you?
I'm good, I'm good.
You, how's the-
Sorry.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Wait, what happened to your neck?
How are you doing?
in your neck this is the right dynamite or no no that's the wrong dynamite
yeah so that's the wrong one what's going on you all right I got another
Is that one?
No, it's the same one. It's been really hard for me.
Oh, no.
It's been difficult really.
There's so many things that make me feel better about it.
Like what?
Do you know why we're here to pick you up?
I don't know. It's because of BTS in town.
What was that?
What was that, huh?
Gamecube.
Sorry about that.
Okay, listen. No, BTS is not in town.
What?
Sense?
You tried your hardest
to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, in the fight.
Dude, we know how to do that.
I do!
We gonna get you, I don't know if we know how to do that.
Did you just tell him that?
I don't have his.
That's not happening live, man.
It's cooking.
She's cooking.
Yeah, you know what he's gonna do?
What?
What are you gonna cook?
Yeah, yeah, that looks like...
What happened?
Oh, yeah.
you
You did do your thing and he was in your corner and he's like listen, you pulled up and he's like man,
Penny did such a good job. I want to show her how what happened. He had appreciated how it was for her effort by going and getting her again.
And can you come with me? And I was like yeah, but he's like I really want to make sure it's me getting in the game.
I know. Yeah, I don't want you to cry me anything.
why okay yeah all right all right okay cool down right yeah Rick where that
your presence is not enough so we're gonna have to collect I'm your favorite
symbol oh wait I lied okay so what's probably I promise you price that and
and adapt to it.
Ooh, it's on time.
Yeah.
Why Kai's the next?
Because he made it.
That's good. That's good to live.
You're right. Fuck.
Like, I don't like what you mean.
Which one? I'm above range, though.
No, I think Kai's number one.
No, I said Kai, adapt, save spot.
You're number two. Two is good.
There's a lot of streams up there.
There's a lot, there's some money, there's some money.
There's mass streamers, Ray, so she's gonna be...
I think you're amazing too.
Look, wait, that's 5% they sold out the amount of money.
No, they didn't, we can go check.
Yeah, I know people here, I'll make sure there's something in the way out.
I think you can go switch first.
And if anything, yeah.
There's a bunch of other tech here, Bay, it's like...
Yeah, that's fine, I'm good.
Ray tried a whole list of shit, he was like...
You could either get a MacBook, a Switch, a DSLR...
OLED 85-inch 4K Ultra HD 240 frame TV
You're lucky our washer and dryer just got fixed
All right traffic segments over y'all now everybody was trying to see the traffic
Gotta go get painted gay. I don't want to switch. Oh my god
The games that are come out gonna be like $80. You just get like no, I think you should get a man. I would get you
Right yeah, man. Oh
Or maybe a new face camera age
Right or like IRL camera or TVU webcam
We grab get it TVU page because you know what?
IRL right?
Can you like like order what?
Why do you say it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe yeah
You guys think you guys should just go on the one maybe you said what
Switch to this ingest.
Servants?
Oh, your slings.
Servants, you can switch to the other ingest now.
Thank you.
Hold on.
I have a somewhere in production right now.
Hold on.
I.R.R.R.R.R.
And that would be...
Hold on.
Production, we're going to swap over.
I'll switch as well.
I did get...
Did you see the bruise on my nose?
It's gone now.
That was bad.
I went through a lot.
You did go through a lot.
It was crazy.
You need your bed on the toilet and you were on the airplane and editing videos on my MacBook
It's gonna be higher people for that. Yeah, I don't have money for that
I gotta go I gotta do myself and if you had a switch and I respect that yes
I gotta get a lot of work. I can't work on a switch. Let's get to how are you gonna pay the bills of a Mac?
Do you don't want to do that like buying a million? WB Ray is it good? I don't care. That's good. Okay. That's it
We gotta get something you
Showed up you stepped into a ring against opponent who had a foot on you right? She had the brief
And you did your thing right?
Yeah, you got you got some like definitely like you were powering up like yes
You definitely started hitting her you landed punches I sure I was training I just
I didn't have enough, oh god, I didn't have enough.
Be careful, be careful.
Are you her or no?
Oh no, like after, like my nose was like bruised,
it hurt so bad, and my neck is getting better.
Like it was actually like, like bad.
I was laying in bed and I was like, I'm dizzy, I can't,
I couldn't fall asleep, but it was fine.
I just never got into a fight before.
You were dizzy when you went home.
A little bit.
Wait a second.
Yeah, I got any doctors in the chat that could diagnose.
I feel like a MacBook will heal it.
This thing.
Can I get them?
Switches are that.
They said the switches are this way.
No, no, no.
Let's go check out.
No.
She need a MacBook.
I think she said she's cool off the switch.
iPad.
I don't need that.
No.
I'll go to the switch.
Yeah.
And it's her gift.
I don't think they have switches.
Come on.
You said I could pick one thing up.
Let's go make it.
look at the mag looks first
we're just gonna look
she might have contracted a CTE
she's always been this one
she's always been a little retarded
always
okay right here
I like this one
no that is AppleCare
I think we need AppleCare with it.
Wait, what's this?
I think this is, this is good.
Wait, this must be good.
Let's see.
USD.
M4 Pro.
That's A-W.
12 SSDs.
Rage, man.
That's A.
I'll never forget to buy memory.
I did this one.
Look, it's not even functioning.
That's this one.
It's broken.
I don't think we want this one.
I think we should look.
This is good.
Yeah, you gotta get probably the one with the most storage,
the most RAM and the biggest warranty.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
3,000 years ago.
No, I don't need that one.
I want to save your money.
We could get this one.
It's just $400 less.
Now I would get the $3,149 one.
You think so?
Yeah, you want the product to be good.
We could get this one.
Yeah, and it to work.
Think about how much better it will be.
Let's talk about that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go 50-50. Have that with me. Come on. You know you want to. You know what will happen to that.
No, I'm good. She said I'm good.
She said my presence wasn't present, but yours wasn't enough.
Imagine who you're going to have to suffice. Imagine going above and beyond for your biggest fan.
She's your biggest fan.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good big bro right there.
And you're a good role model.
Make sure the purchase goes smoothly because I got all the plugs at best.
I could probably get you some points or some.
But don't even trip, I'm driving and I'm not even gonna like, invoice you for the gas or nothing.
No trip.
It's like, the thing about Uber would be taxed, but I got it, I'm not even...
It's cool.
How about we look at the cameras?
You see what, let's...
Let's look at the cameras.
We're gonna come back to this.
Let's look at the cameras.
I can't edit a video on a camera.
I'm just wondering what you're streaming and making videos with right now.
I have no laptop with me.
I have a video of all my boxing training that I brought on an external hard drive.
And then I have no way to edit it until I get home on the 5th.
By then it's already gonna be cool phones gonna watch it
So if I if I get this I could probably finish editing it like tonight tomorrow and stuff and then and then I can
Do you want better?
Let's look at the computers
I'm a computer. Yeah, you got it. You got it. You need something mobile for when I'm traveling. Yeah for stuff like this
I like the color too. Mm-hmm. That's yeah, there's a vibe and I feel like this should be able to
Right 35
No, but this is like the iPad key as like a key
No, I don't need it.
Yeah, shit, nah, she can't make it.
Look, yes, yes you can.
I have an iPad.
It has a keyboard.
I have an iPad.
Yes, you got one.
This one, this one has a keyboard.
And look, it's only.
It's good for you.
It's only $299.
Yeah, this would be good for you.
Teacher, or, can we get this one?
Teacher.
Oh, what about this?
Teacher.
Oh my God.
I have a question.
You don't have AirPod Maxes.
I don't want them.
To edits.
I think that's more of like a personal preference in speakers that are on the
Macbook look this one has like special because look this one doesn't have like
speakers here this one here is like nice speakers yeah right look at see this
is right here nice inside of it and it's got how much terabytes definitely
enough for that all your boxing clip
right I think we should have a great camera
you wanted to get to our camera I didn't say that but I can't edit a video on a
camera yeah but you have to record and
stream an IRL what a nice camera skipping steps so like I mean we can
swing through and look at it bro we do yeah we'll go take a look at the cameras
But I feel like a MacBook would be a good a good play for you
You don't even want a camera
Yeah, you can't
Yeah, I don't know he's he's just fucking
Did you down a waste of time actually so bad you are have all your boxing footage?
I already have all my footage. I need to edit it. There's no one's gonna watch it if I don't put it out
Exactly. They don't want to see my training to me losing. It's really important. It's really interesting
He's not really I like this one right here this cannon. Oh my god. This is great
This is I like this one might as well just get both right
Because I only have like a webcam, and I stream off
Let's get this teacher and the mac hook just double it. Yeah, wait
If you lose all my nose, do you want me to show you?
I'll show you the picture.
Did you not see how the state that you were in?
If you lose all my nose, I'll show you the picture.
I'll show you the picture.
It's a little bit possible for that.
You were in her corner.
I don't know if I would have done the fight if it wasn't for all the stakes.
Tell her to fight.
They're retweeting this in the chat.
I think you should get both, bro.
You're definitely...
You just got a...
You're not bound on her.
Rose Royce, right?
Yeah, you're good.
What the hell is that?
She hurt me.
Oh my God.
Come on.
Stop pushing the face or nose.
So while she got punched in the face or nose,
she's not even there anymore.
It did go away.
Well, look, it was there yesterday.
She punched her in the face, Rachael.
You understand?
You know how hard that was to go through.
Watched 100,000 people give me,
me get beat up.
Every time I open TikTok,
it's KDB edits of her beating me up.
Every time I open Twitter,
it's KDB edits of her literally beating me up.
I don't have any edits.
Nothing.
At last, she gets a MacBook
and then she can start cranking out her own shit.
I can make my- You're so smart.
I got you.
That's-
This is why he's my freaking favorite.
You're so smart.
I got you.
You're amazing.
So, you're not fucking with the cameras?
No!
I- No!
These are nice.
No, like-
This is not-
Well, get her a new phone.
Wait, is your screen cracked?
Cracked page?
Yeah, my phone is broken too, but-
What do you mean it's cracked?
This screen is cracked.
This is it.
First it was pink, now it's green.
You can't- You can see the whole screen.
Yeah, I know.
Green line is going down the- That's not the lock screen, notice.
And this is iPhone 14.
Oh.
So what's something that's even- follow me.
It's from the 1712 Max on there, it was 512 terabytes of storage.
512 terabytes.
So, MacBook, face cam, iPhone.
And switch!
And a switch right here.
Peek and switch.
Wait, you're the best!
You're actually gonna give me all of these?
I like this one.
Look at this.
$89.
Why are you looking at the price?
It's about the item.
Okay.
Nah, it's not.
I like this.
It's a controller!
Yeah, that's not the switch. You see, that's a separate thing.
This is it right here.
449.
It's not even just a switch?
I think I'm gonna be raging the chat.
Switch 2. It's a Switch 2.
Let's get it. I like this one.
Wait, it says it's light, so it's less good.
No, it's just lighter. It's just thinner.
So it's cheaper.
Okay, so...
What?
Yeah, that ain't it. Yeah, get the...
What do you mean that I hate you?
I hate Mario. You can get a Super Mario on it.
I thought you said that I get to pick my kid.
Yeah, what the fuck? Why are you now working?
Now you're switching to Hope. No, no, no, no.
This is weird. This is weird.
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
Because on the way to Hope,
she goes like, I'm so proud of Paige.
I want to show her how I'm fighting.
I'm gonna get her whatever she wants.
No, no. She fucking lost.
She lost the fight that she signed up for.
She's getting rid of the fuck I want her again!
Excuse me?
He's gonna get you.
Yeah, I don't know what you want me to do.
Yeah, you can't edit on a fucking switch.
Don't worry.
All you gotta do is you've got a super guilt trip him into, uh...
What do we say?
Uh, you tell him, um...
No!
But he was in your...
You say he would... maybe cry. Can you cry?
Can you cry?
That will always work. Yeah, try to cry.
Try crying
You're laughing you're not crying
Have a switch she was literally just saying she has a switch already and she's like
I have a switch live I wanted to switch to.
I'll take this.
I'll take the cameras.
Godfrey, you're smiling.
You're sad.
Wait, when you walked away she was telling me,
she really wants to put this video off.
She can't do it because she doesn't have a macbook.
She was...
What is that, she's just crying.
Wait, so you have a switch light?
When did you get it?
Which one are you talking about?
There's colk in it though.
Huh?
Colk.
What's that?
It's like the stuff you put at the bathtub.
Colk.
What does that mean?
I got it in the vents of my switch.
She's pretty much saying she doesn't need a switch.
I'm not sure.
She needs a knife.
She's trying right now.
No, she's busy saying hers is broken.
She has clunk in her fucking switch.
Oh, sir, you're going to get her both.
That's why you're the biggest.
OK, so you're really looking out, bro.
I'm going to get you both.
Come on, bro.
Yeah.
I'm going to get you both.
Excuse me?
I'm going to get you both.
Yeah, can we get the switch, too, please?
I got both of what?
Clunk, cook.
Oh, they're at the front?
Oh.
Both of what?
All those are both
What's both I'll get you to Mac the Macbook. Yes
And the switch to
Stupid motherfucker lost the fight you can get what you want
You better take this $300 switch
Okay
Right she's you're this
Okay, I'm gonna talk to you
see this what she's fucking crying I'm pretty sure because she's so sad because
she got beat up and now it's on TikTok
oh she doesn't like that word
apologize are you talking to me I think it I didn't say that word you were I'm
sorry I'm sorry now you got it really get both that was just that was okay
Okay, okay, okay. Are you howling? What is it?
Wait can I get a game?
God of saying character
Where's Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong they're all you buy on the Nintendo store and it comes money to buy
it comes with games until now look listen you want you want you want for
cars to get a Mario car world no I don't want Mario car I don't want my
just get the just get the area on bonanza no bro is it
Yeah, who is that?
Isn't it just Nintendo cards?
Great.
Wait a second.
What?
Is that? That's Yugi 2X.
What? I'm sure it is.
I don't know. Am I sure it is?
Right?
Why does he always have to make everything about him?
Why is Yugi here?
Is that what's in here? I couldn't get confidence.
I'm about to see my present. Go.
Why are you here?
Why do you make everything about you, please leave?
I'm actually begging you, please leave.
Does everything have to actually be about you?
Go.
You actually are really good at this.
I need help to cry.
You have to split it.
She needs to cry.
Oh, yeah, I need to cry.
Can you help me?
Wait, wait, wait.
What does she need to cry about?
She thinks she's a better sister than she could cry.
So where'd you guys start?
Make her.
Oh, she's gonna buy you a gift?
by your guest you can't fake crying like howling and laughing and shit
just let me mean say that means no I'm not doing this
I'm still sin of crying yesterday like last week doesn't mean even this morning
yeah that was it in the past 24 hours I saw that online warrior bro I could do
that IRL I just have some of your phone and your shoulder or something
How do you even gay?
No, I can't, I swear to God.
Back yet?
No, come on.
I came just to buy a TV.
I didn't know you were coming here, seriously.
Actually.
Oh.
Can I talk to you real quick?
Come here, Colton.
Okay.
I don't want to take a picture.
I need you to...
No, no, I need something real quick.
Yeah, I'm listening.
Two of us.
It's the two of us.
Okay, yeah.
about his tat that he got like it's crazy it's personal you go ahead
no you're right I'm back I need you to convince her that she does not want to
back and she only wants to attempt to switch you want a mag bug you want a
mag bug I'm not gonna split it but you definitely want to get the probe I know
the probe the 512 gigabyte with the fingerprint I know with the fingerprint
oh trust me I know the fingerprint don't let him convince you that you want to
You're trying to tell me I want to swig?
You're telling me you can't
Bro, work with me here
Work with me, come on
Add another person to your rogues gallery right now
Add page 2 right now
Secuna, Senna, Woman, Jason, Making People Cry, Valkyrie, Fanfan, K-Song
Oh remember that one
Fanfan too?
Yeah, come on
You mean Fanfan cry as well?
Fanfan was completely fine
This is insane, it's an 8 on screen that you're currently on
Go ahead, one more
This is actually perfect what don't just get them back though. I know
Right just run on one name literally
Okay, so
With the corner and she got beat up
You didn't really do much you kind of you look you just stood there. Yeah, you just yell
Yeah, actually get out of my heat and actually is the one that cut it
I gave you all you know
Why don't you like I'm punching her so I told you to punch her cuz you fucking trying to try to talk to me one
I'm trying to take credit for her hard work. You want that make book?
There's a camera too. Yeah, I'm not bunch of Mario shit is over there. I'll be right back you can stay here with them
You're telling me you just showed up here?
I swear to God I came to buy a TV.
That's funny.
Why?
I don't know.
You need a TV.
You don't know.
You gotta make something out of nothing.
I just came to buy a TV.
You know how it would be.
The content needs to be made.
That's why I'm pretty good at POI.
This is better POI.
I got a lot of hours to play it on.
And then somebody in the chat was like a dad a rage is here, and I was like
And then you drove 10 minutes no
But it's closer to my
Oh, you guys are yeah, okay
What happened to
Brian Santy there. Oh, Sanci. He blew up. He got viral and he
He went but I know it sounds crazy
and he left.
He left you.
He left me in the bed.
What?
He said, fuck you.
That's fucked up.
You leave it or not?
He blew it.
Are you saying his name?
Santi.
He said Santi.
Is that how you say it?
No, Santi.
Santi.
Well, the way it looks, it's got an eye on it.
It's got a, yeah, it's got a.
Santi.
Luxana Claus.
Santi Claus.
He blew up, went viral, and forgot about me.
So I came to buy a TV.
Where?
Oh, I see the red do-rag peeking out.
Oh my god.
I see it down there, yeah.
Bruh.
He's like, it's a bitch.
You don't think I'm a bad person?
Yeah, no.
Shut up, man.
Oh, man, do you know about TVs?
She actually made it about you.
Yeah, I don't know.
Now we're shopping for a TV for you.
You actually did it.
No.
I'm too so close to making her cry.
No, let's go TV shopping.
Let's go.
Let's go pick you on a TV.
One shot.
Literally, just one.
Let's go pick you on a TV!
No, no, no, no!
No, I don't even need anything anymore!
Let's go pick out UD's TV!
It's what her segment is, now she's starting to get pissed.
Oh, let's pick out UD's TV!
Right, plates are off!
Just one time!
I'm just gonna look for your Nintendo Switch!
Your Nintendo Switch...
Huh?
No, no, oh you can't get both?
She can if she cries.
Oh, don't cry!
Yeah, cause...
That's what I'm saying, cause Rage then is gonna have no choice.
Oh, he's back!
Here it goes, hold on.
Hang on, let's go.
Yeah, everybody had a cash register, bro.
You're on the counter. Let's go. We gotta pay for it.
What's everything?
Switching the fucking match, bro.
Wait, you think it's actually up there?
No.
Listen, good luck, okay?
Okay.
I'll see you on the bid.
No, but you won't.
No, you won't.
You're holding it that high.
What does he mean by see you on the bid?
I don't know. I think he's gonna follow you again.
I think he's actually gonna follow you.
He was just shopping for a TV and our past had coincidentally crossed, right?
No, he came in here to hang out with us.
I'm sick.
How did he not, he was so close, I feel like he had you on the verge of tears, but okay,
let's see.
He can't do it to the face.
Yeah.
Maybe if you guys were on desktop.
Yeah, he definitely was.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Which one did he say?
Did he just say the 512 gigabyte silver?
silver
whatever the fuck
and four
and then the switch too
and four
that's a car I thought
yes and your game
and you're gonna get a Mario card?
a what?
the Super Mario shit
for the switch
it probably comes with fucking Mario
I probably can't believe it
why are you pronouncing it weird?
it's mario stupid
Mario
wait wait wait wait
stay there
how about
You're saying, uh, Gilly beer.
Gilly's right here, guys.
I don't have a beer.
You don't have a beer?
No, I don't sell beer here.
You want a little fucking beer?
I'll get you a beer.
I would have beer at Best Buy, unfortunately.
I need to check with you.
Yeah.
This is just a smart one.
Except for the Bebs.
So you waited and told him you got the camera.
She was just like, yeah, so they said that's me behind.
No, not the camera.
You don't get a camera, though, too.
Mac and the Switch.
What are you getting?
What type of a Mac?
The Mac Pro M4, dang, $3,000 all the way.
A $3,000 one?
Yes.
I didn't get beat up really bad.
You saw the photo of her face with her nose is red,
and there's mad edits, too.
Every time I open social media, it's just cutie-bee edits.
You know how hard that hurts?
It's actually just her making me up.
And so the MacBook is going to get.
Hello?
Sorry, my servant's calling.
Who's that?
She has a little Asian slug.
Oh, there's a MacBook M5 that just came out.
Not a bad shout.
Can I speak to Rupert?
Yeah, you can speak to Rupert.
What are you doing?
What?
He just took my servant.
What the fuck?
Is he trying to speak Vietnamese?
I'm not sure, wait.
Were you trying to speak Vietnamese in my servant?
No, I'm custom out.
I custom out.
That's not how that sounds. What's wrong with you?
I cover his face. What did he say? What did you just say to him?
Faith, I got her the M5. I got confused with the M4. He thought, oh, I just wanted to make sure.
It's like, I got her the right one. It's actually $35,000 and not $31,000.
Perfect.
You sure?
Yes.
Perfect.
Yes.
Gotta get her the best shit so she can come back from this, you know what I mean?
Like...
Love is ubiquitous.
It is ubiquitous means?
I have now unlocked that one. What is that? Say it again?
It's everywhere.
And what are you with?
Ubiquitous.
Everywhere?
Yes.
It's like a just a position.
That's a good plus one, right?
It's ubiquitous. I never see it.
That's good.
Come on now.
That's good.
Come on now.
That's good. Come on. I've already 10 minutes after every show come on man. Okay. You're not my favorite streamer guys
Yeah, slow down. Come on now. You're not reading we know that
He goes you go to the front game what you look I said my back shots
So you got the M5 and the switch
She deserves it
Do you know how bad my neck hurts from getting did you see she went you know my neck cracked two times?
I started 360 oh shit
You know what that looked like from my POV. That was pretty cool. Oh my gosh. She did 360
She took a cringy shot of you. I couldn't even like
I just smudged it. She hit her Y out of her. She threw what it is. Oh you could even see it
I couldn't even see it
I didn't even see it. She did that. Come on. I hate KK
That's fucking crazy. I did see the 360, but it's okay because that happened now
You got free MacBook and switch and if I wanted what about BTS again?
But I will follow. Yeah all as well
Now what is that?
It was in a merry-go-round nobody played that shit, bro. Nobody
They were playing Luigi's Mansion. My brother didn't let me play that. I just had a watch in a minute.
You're a fucking drooler. You're gonna fuck up his save file.
There's multiple saves on every game.
You're gonna send out some fuck it up.
Wait, I don't know what that game is. What is it?
Luigi's Mansion.
Oh, I know Luigi's Mansion.
Oh, hi.
Great.
Oh, here it is. Make sure it's all right.
Switch to...
Switch to... yeah, did you want Mario part?
Mario part?
Mario, yeah.
Mario?
We'll throw Mario.
Wait, the switch shape, guys.
Does the switch show?
There we have the other thing back here, that's to bring it over.
Oh yeah, give him this too, what do you think?
Why you just throwin' the pebs on him?
Probably for water, yeah.
I appreciate that.
Of course, any like candy bars or anything?
Yeah, there's some like, some jerky.
Oh, there you go, this is a great snack, thank you.
I thought I saw this before.
Ah!
What are you doing?
I'm talking to you.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
This is not... yeah, though.
Where do you want these?
Oh, there's more on that one, too.
Ooh, gummy bears!
Is he gummy bears?
Look at him.
What he is.
Yeah.
This fucking thing.
Oh, that's good.
That's the paper I should throw in the way you can.
He threw away all my gas station cans!
Did he actually throw it away?
Yeah.
Why did he do that?
Jason got away to go grab a bunch of stuff in the gas station
What is all this? What is this?
Action stuff. She was gonna get
Yeah, all one it's probably best
Yeah
Appreciate this bad thing. How's your how's your night going busy, brother?
Very busy. What?
You guys good good. Yeah
Yea
I am confused
Why? What happened?
You want to see that?
Oh, he's talking about the...
Oh, the...
The Mac
The Mac?
Yea, no, give me a load it up in the back, sir
Yea
What's that?
What do you mean, look at it
We could probably load it up right here
Yea, actually, if you guys can look to the front
You guys should be able to see it
Yea, if you guys can look to the front
We're at the front
So, there you can unbox out with the suit
This is not the front
Oh, not.
Can we get a little suss?
How much more in the front can we get?
That wall right there is the outside.
Yeah, wait. I see everything.
We're not getting both. I'll just take the camera.
No, we already got the Mac. We got the Mac.
I don't see the Mac.
Like if it was actually just one of them, I would pick the camera.
Yeah, but we got the Mac though.
Yeah, you just gotta go to the front in the red zone out there and jump like that.
Yeah, red zone, yeah.
I'm just confused.
I've been advanced by mad times. I've never seen a red zone drop off.
No, it's like 900, but...
It's a good one.
Make sure to get the five-year apple care, too.
No, there's no Mac.
No, no, there's a Mac. They load in it. They load in it.
There's no Mac right now.
They're loading it.
Do you guys need professionals for that?
Streaming, you know.
How big of a Mac for it?
That's my little sister.
Nice to meet you guys out here.
That's my little sister.
Your dad is helping us out.
Okay, there's the switch on a candy.
Do you see the microwave over here?
What am I going to do with the Nintendo Switch 2?
I don't know.
There's no gates on it.
You're not going to be able to edit your footage or your video anyway.
There's no gates on there.
You love your gifts to see you love it don't you see here
They bring it out
Is this your bed yeah appreciate that I don't think they're bringing it out I don't think you hungry
You thirsty or anything? I'm thirsty I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Is there anything you want to grab a snack?
I'm gonna eat whatever I want. What is it?
Okay, is there anything you want to eat? We're cooking at you.
Hand express!
Where is your...
Oh, we're cooking. We are cooking?
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, where's your math book?
No, they have to load it, but if she wants a snack or something, they're gonna load it after we get the snack.
No, Rach, because...
I've not seen it. They're saying it.
Bro...
Drive to Panda Express?
That's...
We should keep waiting.
Well, you said it was in the rent.
That's the rent zone.
The rent zone.
Okay.
Yeah.
The $3,500 one.
So I can enter my video.
Yeah.
What's she gonna do with this?
There's no games out.
She should play the games that she won't play.
No, BTS on here each year.
There is no BTS on there.
That we just bought.
The Donkey Kong gang that you wanted so bad.
Get in the car.
I thought you said I could pick anything I want and pick the switch again.
Just pick anything she wants.
I didn't.
No, no, no, no.
We can't.
We can't live without fucking car.
They're coming. They're bringing it.
They're bringing it.
Where?
They're fucking bringing it.
I don't see it anywhere.
I've never seen it.
It's a geek squad there.
The geek?
Fuck you all.
Now she's crying.
No, she's not.
She's a geek squad.
Now she's crying. No, she's not. She's a G squad.
I don't know.
She's not crying, bro.
Where's my car?
My brother's actually gone.
No, it's actually gone.
No, it's gone.
Right here. There it is.
I swear someone moved it, right?
You're gonna edit so many videos.
Wait, are so...
It has so much fun.
Wait a minute.
You're gonna edit so many videos!
videos
That was displayed max dance to the next day delivery game. It's a break delivered it to my hotel. Yes
Check out tomorrow. It's coming at her. He's not delivering a little bit. I said she's about all of this
And it will display over display max sis. Here's your brain
Some feels a little bit suspicious about this. Are you only sis? Yeah
Oh, it does come with Mario Kart world
Yeah, wait no delivery
Tell me wait, do you have the receipt in the bag?
You see the MacBook Pro M5 on there
No, that's too different to separate
Those are two separate orders
No, but those are two separate orders remember when I left I want to buy it
Yeah, I could have fit on one car and Nintendo switch and then I see
Strawberry Apple by gold bears smart water and taxes. No, but you don't know how best about works when it's not
Receipts it's too different seats that I know very well how best
Okay, that before we drop her off kid
Hungry to put this video out. That's what she said
Wait a few hours for them to deliver your fucking yeah. Yeah, no, I'm sure wait a few hours. No, I'm sure no, I'm sure
Let's go
You're gonna say nothing doing I mean I'm
Switch to the Mac delivery. What are you talking about? Honestly, this is the most expensive gift I've ever gotten. Thank you so much
Go to Panda Express
Some orange chicken supposed to make it better, huh?
It could help it could make it a little bit better edit the video on what I'm gonna edit the video on my switch some lo mein
No. She needed a MacBook, gang.
What are you doing?
Why don't you think about the necessity?
You got me something for fun.
You couldn't give me something good for my...
I thought you wanted to see me grow.
I grow, you grow.
Fuck that.
Who's your panda?
I'm supposed to be the one putting you on, but I can't now.
I don't have a MacBook under my video.
We can get panda though.
Can we actually get panda?
Because I don't have a car.
What's up, you're paying.
Oh!
Yeah, I got a little man.
What's up, you're paying.
I got the orange chicken.
Oh!
Hey, you got the little man.
Hey, you got a drink.
Hey, you got to, oh, you got to, oh.
We probably should just go in there.
Man, is that a Panda Express drive-thru again?
Yeah, you already said that like in one moment ago.
I thought I was tripping when I saw it though.
Toy Frithanos.
Well, hold on.
Look, I got your Toy Frithanos.
Oh, new message about it.
Oh, the behind of Toy Frithanos, secondary.
While you're rage, so you scam your mod out of Bahama trip,
scam your disabled friend Jake Future out of 10k,
scam your little fans and supporters on a regular basis,
Not to mention the other countless instances and now you scammed your CTE riddled little sister.
Can't say I'm surprised that I expected better from you.
L. Joshua.
Yeah, I see a lot of retweets over here too and everything.
Yeah, I'm just sending that.
I got you on a panda though. Hopefully this can help.
You know what I mean?
I doubt anything you do is this helpful.
Right, I got you in life. You know what I mean?
Yeah, no, no problem.
Alright, I'll pay for my panda. Don't worry.
What? I'll put my band up. I got it
Come on y'all let's let's get pigs on panda. I got it. I got it. Don't worry. No. No. No. No. No
I don't even sure.
Hey, Gray, I want to show you
You know what I mean?
Because that's a hard thing to do
and, you know, if I was in here corner
I think it would have went a little bit different
I know, you should have been giving me actual intel
just standing there
I could do it, but it's a warranty thing, so come on.
Oh, this smells so good.
I haven't eaten since this morning.
Oh, these just keep happening to me, so it's sad.
It's sad.
Ugh.
Oh.
You're the best, thank you.
I got you, yeah, of course, of course.
It's the least I feel like I could do.
No, you're actually the best.
That's so sweet. Thank you. I appreciate it so much.
Thank you, thank you.
You're spending a lot of money.
Yes, on food.
On my food, that's sweet.
Panda, like, come on.
Yeah.
And if you want, you could do a two, like the double onto.
The double onto, okay.
That's really nice.
Instead of just the money, I got you.
And a bag of two, look at that.
You're gonna drink that.
That's so nice, you don't need that.
That's right.
That's your cookie, fuck it. Honestly, yeah, whatever.
It's whatever.
I got you, you just fought.
You just fought.
I just got into a fight, it hurt.
That Swiss gonna go crazy.
That's your $500 five Swiss two.
I love orange chicken.
Yeah, it's good.
It's really good.
Especially here, when you come in and get a fresh.
I love it.
Instead of ordering an off-door dash or whatever.
Yeah, so it comes later.
It doesn't ever show up.
Yeah.
And then it comes cold.
Like, we'll get it here, we'll get it fresh.
Donkey Kong go crazy.
That's a $60 game.
Donkey Kong.
I doubt she's life comes out soon and I think you should give me that too.
I'll let you know.
Um...
What else is coming out?
I don't want to be a fucking spoiled brat.
What do you mean?
What's with these...
Do I let her be...
What are you doing?
Getting a panda.
She's just...
She says she wants a panda.
She just fought.
You see she got punched in the face.
She just fought?
She just fought.
She got punched.
She fucking fought, huh?
You wanna see the photo again?
Okay, see any of the edits, any of them?
Photo?
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Don't show anyone that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Don't show anyone the edits and stuff.
Yeah.
It hurts my feelings.
Yeah, it's okay.
Listen, we're gonna leave down the pass.
We're here at Panda.
Let's live in a present.
Oh!
Surprise.
The Rangoon's true.
Whatever.
Honestly, whatever.
You can't have the Rangoon.
Oh, I want too much on him.
Can you give me the Rangoon?
Let's go 50-50 on it, at least.
Look at that.
Oh.
What are we thinking here?
Can I do...
Can I do chow mein, please?
I'm going to do orange chicken and...
I'm trying to go fix the TV out there.
I'm just going to activate it.
Come on then.
She's pretty.
She's shit.
I'm the star of today.
You're going to get the red goods.
You're going to pay for those ones.
And then we'll get the red goods.
Yes.
That's all.
Okay.
Like an egg roll.
I'll be at a spring roll.
No, he's good.
You know why I don't.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of him.
I'll do a...
I'll do the one she did.
I'm down for a trial.
Let's do a trial.
Let's do a test run.
You got me?
No, I don't.
Now your turn.
Can I get a trowel?
Yeah.
That's the one.
Thank you.
You can't stop. The bigger plate comes with three entrees of it.
Oh my God, it's got toothpick, too.
Wow, that's a come up.
I'll do the...
No, we're about to cook food, gang.
We're about to cook.
Shut up.
I'll do one.
You got me?
I'll do one thing of orange chicken.
And again...
Yeah we'll do this also. Yeah, like that.
He wants a small. Yeah, we'll do medium.
That's all.
Why? Hey, do it. No, no, no. Really good. Really good. Really good.
Yeah, of course. Thank you.
Yeah, I'm buying it.
You can just probably buy it.
Okay, buy it.
You can buy it there.
Yeah, I think.
You want me to...
It's easier.
Send him the money later.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Yeah, I'll do that.
I'll do the Apple video.
Let's just go give you video.
I'll make it.
I got the...
You got the...
What, the Switch or something?
Yeah, I got the Switch.
Yeah, the $600 Switch.
That was $500.
And the game was $80, okay?
So that's the $600...
Every season, five.
Or just the Switch.
49.
How much was the gun going? $60.99
He said $80.00
He's rounding up. He's rounding up.
I'm not sure. At least 5, 6,
Anybody in the chat?
There's anyone in the chat right now.
Just 12.
I probably have like 10,000 viewers so high.
The switch to nobody want that.
I said 12, and he said just 12.
That's a good amount of people.
That's a good amount.
There's about 12 people in this panda right now.
Alright, just watching.
No one has written a chat either, by the way. They all said no.
Oh shit, hold on. Let me go grab the car.
Yeah, me too.
You know, you know, I got, I got a, I got a pig. Hold on.
Yeah, we're around that. Or whatever it is. Yeah.
How do they do that?
I got, I'm just an invoice rage.
I appreciate all the W's in the chat for this, y'all.
So big deal, you know, they just had a whole fight and everything.
Thank you!
Yeah, of course!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
You're the best.
I got you.
You're the best.
Okay.
Wait, you need a fork?
Or, wait, you didn't get a fork.
I'm gonna go get you some utensils.
Okay.
This is a great shop.
And we got it.
I love you, doll.
Wait, could I get some of these, please?
You need a fork, too?
I got you.
Yeah.
Karen, I'll put these in there.
Thank you.
okay listen y'all Hayes is there she just fought and then mess boxing form yeah had a great
performance the fuck are you doing oh you paid yeah i got it i guess what you get
it looks like our food like you got a chicken yeah i got my run boots you get ready let me see
Oh, now you want to see oh no, they're coming tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, they're getting loaded in the same time as my macbook and five
Who's at the front asshole at the red area. Yeah red zone. They're loading up the red goons right now
What are we cooking?
Shotgun!
Still though.
I still got it if I wasn't.
If I wasn't, I wouldn't.
You know what I mean?
Well, are you sure you don't
need anything else?
Everything's good?
Yeah, I know. It's everything. I'm good.
I appreciate all the Ws all, man, trying to do what I can do some good, you know what
I mean?
We'll tend to express.
Hates really wanted it, you know what I mean?
I did really want it.
That's so sweet.
You know, taking care of someone after they won a fight, it's, it's, I mean, lost.
Hey, when you're losing, it doesn't matter. You went out there and you did your thing.
You tried your bag. Thank you.
All right.
And I'm nice for you to give me a thoughtful gift for my outfit.
You're welcome. That's sweet.
You're welcome.
That's actually sweet.
You're welcome. Thank you.
I think she was, no, that was directed in my, you know, it's happening.
I was talking to that.
Yeah.
I think you're pretty.
Yeah, there's like snacks in a bag and so I think Ray's got, I can't, I don't know, whatever.
I'll give you your uh, your gummy bears are right there.
Oh, there we go. Fuck yes.
Oh boy.
Okay.
And now we're out.
Let's rock.
And we can't forget to give you your orange chicken.
Oh, no.
Nope.
I'll give it to you in a second.
Yeah.
I'll wait.
Yeah.
I'll be back in a second.
My brother's gonna do the same.
Yeah.
They're going to come tomorrow morning.
What are you talking about?
Hey, what are you guys laughing at?
What did you say?
Shut up. Drop her off. Hurry up.
Wait, so we're not cooking?
I mean, we're headed in that direction right now.
Oh yeah, you guys can drop me off.
I'm grateful for my Panda Express. That's all I can ask for.
You're hyped on a panda?
Yeah, this is gonna be so good.
I'm actually so hungry.
Yeah, I was really trying to think like, okay, what would Paige fuck with?
It will be a good gift for Paige and everybody was spamming Panda.
I'm gonna flip my spring roll.
No, I'm just actually...
Why are you keep asking about a spring roll, man?
Are you fucking for real?
Oh, there's no... Oh!
I can't really see the tower now, but I feel like I got a feeling that there's W's in there.
So I appreciate that, y'all.
There's no duck sauce.
When she asked for a note, uh, if I wanted any sauce, I said, nope.
I
Go back and get this. Oh you want saucer now? Oh, I'm good
What a long face why you how long are we doing it all on to be dropped off five minutes? Yeah, 45 minutes
Any song request or no
Okay
This? I didn't know you were an entity. I like that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure you'd say that you're gonna see that whatever you like.
Don't take that. Don't take it.
That's it's a macbook.
Whatever you like, you don't stand by that. You don't stand by that.
Whatever you like. You're a spoiled little fucking-
you
That is a good idea.
There's only one way to help.
It hurts so bad.
Oh my gosh.
Ouch.
I don't have anything.
anything you can play whatever you you play whatever you like
are we going to get a ladder house?
all right good good shit
you get up
my hotel as well is about time I have to check out in the morning I need to
more days huh I leave in two days and I'm
about to turn up I'm gonna tell really early in the morning
That's good!
Oh, I have to check out.
I don't have any words to say, I wish I had.
I think this song is too more nice.
Oh.
Ow.
What's up?
Oh my...
It's okay.
This is it now?
Yeah, this is it.
Why are we in the middle of the fucking street?
I
Okay
Video video
Right, hold on. Yeah
You got your panda and everything right I got my panda let me give you your orange chicken
All right, well hold on, close the door real quick.
Oh, no mercy.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
That's all in here, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's okay.
So this is my shit right here.
This is a different life off too?
Yeah, yeah, I've said a lot of life off too.
So yeah, this is what I was going to do
That's amazing. That's so cool. Thank you. Thank you now. I wanted to show you that before you know
That's so cool. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Thank you for the panda dies. Yeah, of course
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Wait, I threw my cast back. I got you. It was easy
Hold on. I got to return this cast tomorrow one sec. Can you open the trunk? Yeah, that's what we're gonna do
I threw them in the back and I got to return those to CVS tomorrow
There's one more thing. Oh, here it is.
Wait, you got it?
Yep.
That's everything, right?
Anywhere you're bad?
Oh!
You got me a bag?
Yeah, I got it.
Just the water?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'll take that.
Thank you.
Okay.
And a switch, and-
And a switch.
And a panda.
And a Donkey Kong.
Yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And a panda.
That's fucking good.
Thank you, Dad, for driving and a panda.
Yeah, of course.
Thanks for the switch.
Thank you.
Yeah.
feel better page rest rest up you heal if you want to play zombies with me let
me know cuz I'm gonna call hurry up yeah I'm glad that we're able to do
that I'm glad to wear it or I was able to get her panda you kind of just like
She's actually like bottom four sisters to shit. You should see the other ones. They're even cooler
Yeah
She's in the bottom
She below snow but she was under snow cone. Yeah
But still couldn't even fight back. No, she's a brat. She's a spoiled brat right?
She's a spoiled one. She's spoiled one of all of us. She's full fucking brat. What do you mean?
She's fucking spoiled brat. She let her be a fucking spoiled brat attack. No, I got her panda
But the switch was cool too, I mean you want to watch the end of this I had a plan
I'm proud to be Chickas that way.
You wanna grab some like trash can get rid of them.
Be that song.
No, I don't want your number to know.
I don't want to keep you mine and no,
I don't want you to know.
Chickas, what are you doing?
I don't want your number to know.
I'm tough.
real quick.
I'm making a problem.
Let me just get a member.
Or we gotta go grocery store.
Yeah, we gotta go grocery store.
And make a few phone calls.
I actually think people are busy.
But I'll see which one.
I'm fully forgetting. Yugi spawned in and
should we see if Yugi's alright?
Did we lead them? I mean we never
were with them.
How does that work?
We go to the store again.
How do you just watch right through us, man?
He's funny as fuck.
Hey, uneasy.
I'm on stream, y'all.
Yeah, you know it.
Damn.
No, flip the camera.
Oh, that's y'all now.
Stop talking. Stop talking.
Hey.
Hey, y'all. I just wanted to call to tell you that you're, but you're,
I had a long day, it's my last day in LA, I know I didn't see you, but you're my favorite little sis.
I know, Lord! And I keep saying that! I keep saying every...
You're my just favorite little sis. Nobody wants to believe me, it doesn't get better than this.
I keep saying, and you know, and don't claim like you don't have this, you don't have to claim me!
No, you do go, you do go. See, I just wanted to call in real quick to tell you that, alright?
Yeah
I said he's gonna get you a TV because you're his family.
I'm gonna adapt and you know.
You're telling me where he's gonna chill? I had to have to stay there?
Yeah, he's gonna get you a TV.
That's my Uber, he's my Uber for today, he's my Uber for today.
How you doing?
Chillin, chillin.
Ray for the day, how you doing?
I got a hot ass Uber.
I'm gonna talk to you later.
Dirty K.
That's love.
Yeah, nah.
Nah, he's looking out, that's, yeah.
You banged it?
Yeah, banged it.
Oh, she said bye, she said bye.
I'll make another phone call.
I'm gonna have to call her.
Where's she at?
I'll make another phone call real quick.
Maybe D&D or something real quick.
I'm kind of fucking with the way I got to have quick
like this, still.
Bro, it turned you into a fucking, fuck, hey!
hey snow I'm on stream let you know I'm about to leave L.A. and Shaz want to let you know that you're my favorite little sis
awww thank you very desperate bro
yeah she's my favorite little sis
um and I'ma get you a map
I'ma get you a map book
yeah you want a map book
Fuck hell, yeah!
Nah, no closer gamers.
You need a gaming PC with a $80-90 for the world of new shit.
What's a 5080 graphics card with a bunch of RAM and shit?
Hold on, I need a call.
Yo, who this?
Hey, where you get me?
What do you want?
I should listen.
Thank you so much for the switch off,
here's where it's like you're in the place.
Who paid you to say that?
Who's got a gun to your head?
Look at the gratitude, I'm seeing.
Hey, that's what our page is to go.
Look, she called you just to let you know she's grateful for the switch.
She was just in the car and now she's going to set it.
She did say it.
I did say it. Yeah.
And I just wanted to say thank you so much.
I can't wait to play it and I'm going to have so much fun and I'm going to enjoy it.
And although I can't edit videos on it, which is really, really tragic.
I'm still going to have so much fun.
I thank you so much. I hope you have an amazing year.
He's kind of cranky right now.
on the phone later um but thank you all right thanks have a good night page you're welcome page
thank you rage fuck off my fucking phone
okay i'm gonna text k k where does it look there's cat at
I
Had another car to make gotta make sure she's not busy
I'm actually not busy
We're going to what story going to what happened what story going to I'm just driving aimlessly right now. What the fuck?
You want you want me to get initiative here I could I was that I was gonna say song request and buddy
Gilly, maybe to chat somebody.
We should make food, but I got this little to-go thing
of orange chicken, but maybe this is like a precursor
to the meal that we actually make.
The precursor, or the prequel.
So we make, we make, we make.
No, put it out on that.
Yeah, I don't know.
Hey cat!
What's going on, Mr. D.
What's up?
What's up, son of a shot?
No, it's good shot.
How are we?
Look, look, I'm beating around the clock
on a car to tell you that you're my favorite little sister.
I never told anybody that.
You're my favorite little sister.
You need to just check that three different times.
Three different.
Maybe four.
Now you're good.
You're my favorite little sister.
Don't even worry about it.
I just want to make sure you know that so you
don't feel leapt out enough to be my favorite little sister.
I never told any of them that, though, so you can't.
Don't, don't load it in, start no shit.
It's a move.
That's fast!
You're lying on that thing.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm a hot-ass you know, I'm a hot-ass you know.
It's really your favorite.
All right.
Ask for something.
What the fuck?
Yo, what's up with you today, gang?
You're just lying.
Are you the ops?
You're just, no, no, no.
Are you the ops, gang?
No, no, no, I'm friendly.
No, no, no, no, I feel like you're a fucking ops, gang.
Well, no.
Uh, maybe...
No.
No, I don't think so.
my back good what's up yo yo yo what's going on it's yo take the fuck it's the
fuck it's my fucking knees the dad my fucking knees
those are water ball in my asshole
shut up wait what are you thinking for food here look wait wait pull up that
orange chicken again this one right here where you about to say we use as a
as a precursor and we do the, well, we'll make it again?
Well, I was gonna wait for a chef in the chat
to decide, a lot of people were saying chicken parm.
Yeah, chicken parm.
Were you trying to use that orange chicken
as the chicken for the chicken?
Oh, that's about to say.
It's cheating, we can't do that.
We gotta make like, yeah.
What'd the pin say?
I can't see pinned.
What pin say?
and subscribe for Amazon Prime, Twitch Prime or Amazon Prime if you want to get to the
count you can subscribe.
Why isn't Yesjules on the sister roster?
Snow cone, delete that pin, delete that pin?
Last time, turn around, that means that episode or something, what happened?
I don't know what you're doing, but it's time out, it's time out real quick.
I don't know, it happened.
We could make chicken pond from scratch game, we could do it.
We got like, like, Kraft cheese we put on top of that bitch, wasn't it?
Yeah, I mean, we could, right? We could technically do, should we try it?
Right, so how do you... Okay, so I feel like it's easy. You just got a baked chicken.
You probably put a bunch of marinara's on it, and you get a bunch of cheese, you put it on that bitch.
And hot cheese.
Oh, voila!
Wow, I ate the...
I made like the block of cheese, but I have some mozzarella, right? Gilbert?
I don't know. You guys...
Um, you might have shredded, what did we use?
Yes, we just had shredded.
You have shredded Mexican cheese.
Brooke, we can just get cheese from the stove.
I'm having cheese though.
You might have Parmesan, so.
Yeah, Parmesan.
I don't think you have Parmesan.
What's the last time you had cheese?
Huh.
I think you might have got some more cheese.
You don't write too much.
What do you think of the hat though?
The hat.
The Mexican cheese, what's the Mexican cheese called?
I don't know, it's like a blend.
The Clivels?
It's like shredded.
Oh, with different colors.
Different colors.
It's like cheddar and sausage.
Yeah.
Some of them are Swiss.
You got some of them by Zerna.
Who?
I don't know.
Did you tell anybody that heard that?
Fiesta mix, yes.
You need a lot of run-ups.
45 minutes.
I'm trying to make a second.
I know it's mad.
W's in the chat right now.
What is Ray's aunt's Dr. K. stream?
Dad, would you do a show with Dr. K?
What's that?
Is this a doctor?
Yeah.
What's it do?
Dr. Shipp?
Is that Dr. Shipp?
Therapist?
He does like therapy sessions on the stream.
Yeah, he's a lot pretty famous.
At least it's on my phone.
Actually, I think so.
Have you cried?
I don't know. I don't think so.
No.
Yeah, had Jason cried during the therapy sessions?
My penis low-key pulsating right now.
What's the case I've been sitting here?
I did both times.
And yes.
That's what I don't want. Going to that shit, bro.
That shit gets real.
Start talking about some shit. It's not because I'm sad. It'll just happen again.
You guys have to meet chicken for a while.
This thing is just- Wait, why do I say that?
Cause it looks good.
Wait, if we make chicken plums, a dad.
Don't look at Chad.
Do we have to make the pasta with it, or just the chicken plums?
Chicken with the mara mara.
So we don't gotta make a side.
You know, we don't have cars, bro.
Facts.
Fuck all that.
But I've never made chicken.
So that's- Yeah, nah.
I haven't gotten there yet.
And we're not allowed to use YouTube tutorials, right?
We just gotta do it.
We cannot look up anything like we could technically call cutie, but I don't want to keep bugging her
You know I mean I would hold her caught you've called her
Like more than once a bunch of fucking time for the yeast in the bread and I'm trying to build it out
Yeah, so listen, I think we should get raw chicken breast. Chad has mad
Chips in it. So almost they can't help us easy. They've helped me with all the shit before it was fine
Yeah, is it not we get raw chicken breast we get some like breading or something?
Are they freaking hard?
It's breaded, yeah.
It's not just regular baked chicken, it's like breaded.
It's like fried chicken.
Yeah, it's like fried chicken.
You just have to fry it with like oil.
Yeah.
You have to fry it with like oil.
Yeah.
Or a pan or something.
It's like a hype song to listen to after you're about to pull it to the grocery store.
I hate Kiera.
I don't like hype song love.
Hello.
latched into the words I say, what's that song called?
Um, I love the way you live, how much am I telling you?
No.
What's the song called?
It's like the truffle fry song.
Truffle? I'm good at truffle. I used to love truffle.
No, I'm playing question marks at each other.
Bro, you have not seen that tranguly?
Like, when you're staying waiting for your food and your servers hitting this emote to
this NSDAS app, bro, come on.
Y'all have not seen that trend, bro.
you
You
Know I like that word yo why you get a lot with reform and it's where you drool off
We're 45 minutes.
You took the wrong turn and drew a lot.
Why are you eating a parking lot and drew a lot?
Dude, do you think they would describe your life in a song or not?
It's a fan love beat up.
Girl, they did this to you.
Whoa!
What's going on?
I'm trying to fucking kill me!
Yo!
What the fuck is you doing?
What the f-
Like for me?
You think it's drunk?
Did you just think you could go through that?
Bro, that thing is drunk.
No, if I already got hate-
Listen to this shit out of me, pig.
Like, can you imagine?
Your car just gets-
Hold on, and-
Beaver LaVedia is playing in the background.
That's gotta be top five worst songs that crash your car.
Like, I'm not, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Okay, hold on.
Isn't that a meme?
What?
Like, uh, like-
If you were in like a really bad accident, like your cars upside down, like what's the worst song to just
Just playing on the radio while you're just hanging in your seatbelt
Oh, this thing is intrigued by this question. What do you think the worst song to crash your car? It's gotta be a happy song, man
Uh
party and it's a party in the U.S. say you fucking dying you bleeding out
anything don't you
how'd I go how'd I go
no just any song by don't you
anything from her catalog
yeah
bro I don't know
don't you probably got five bro
I don't know don't you be
she got a lot
No, she's got a lot of fun
Imagine you're on a highway eight car pile up backed up your shit smoking you can't and this is come on brother airbagging your face
Right come into life your neck it you kind of got whiplash
And you think it's an actual version right you think it's an actual song with sleepy hollow me and then it's just
Anxiety, keep on driving
and then you just, because this car piled up, it's raining too, the rain's hitting your windshield
rear end is banged, now you can hit a jam
you get hit again, the cars are piling up, right?
and for some reason the song is just turning up
and then, hey bro
oh, I don't want to
and then someone hydroplanes
I'm the right man, and Colton gets it.
you
I
Just how you feel
I'm telling you because be a real motivational speaker put that fire inside of you. That's actually I
Just walking up to a grocery store and this is what I hear you change like my whole vibe gang
Here we go change my whole but I was actually in a terrible mood. I got slime by my man
Just there my little I didn't change your vibe. I just elevated it
It's like we doesn't get you high. It just goes to your receptors. I'm already
This is your receptors. You just receptive to it. God bless you. Have a great shopping experience. Hey, have a great night
My guy my boy. Hey, bro. Let's see. All right
That's a good dude right there
Yeah, he's good at that. He's good at that's the best, bro
He's cool as fuck. All right, wait, what are we cooking?
Yeah, oh, I do actually we need a cart for chicken chicken
Mariner we need Mariner
We need it. Oh, I got the car cart. I missed that one cuz I was in that cut scene
My fault. Yeah, I'm gonna remember
That's not gonna work. I mean I think legally you probably could use this cuz you're me cuz my knee surgery
No, you're I don't even know you got swag bro
Yeah, man one line. I didn't I thought you needed keys for it. Okay
All right, let's go
why this is a kind of comp mobility I swear in every grocery store you always
need the keys for this this is that cyborg ship right that cyborg she just
detected the tech in chicken marinara the chicken will be in a
back right corner pocket a store I believe the raw chicken right the post
So, yeah, we right get
Actually the chicken will be lying. It's just a flanker attack. Yeah
I try to hit it try to come in at an angle for the chicken
Marinara, do we bake it or do we use the oven?
Oh, you're a chef now called John. I was gonna hunt my holes. No bakers here, you?
I don't know maybe you put it in the cereal. Yeah
Let's get chicken breast or something
Okay chicken breast or chicken cutlets
All right, this is where I got the glicks for the glusy segment last week
Legendary streams
I'll put the chicken over here.
Oh, shit.
The chicken is going to be back here.
So first steps first, all right?
We need flour, eggs, breadcrumbs, chicken breasts,
marinara, whoa.
All that shit?
We need all that shit?
We need all of that shit?
What chicken we should get, chef?
Gentlemen, uh, we-we said, uh...
Brad Combs?
Beef alert! Diana's got like, snow cones roomie.
What happened?
You know who Catalyxia is?
Or, snow cones roomie, she kinda fights.
She's probably started trying to wear a little bit of shit, standing where the girl, whatever.
Do I know who that is?
You know?
You saw her, you just saw her at the fight.
I'm telling you, snow cones go fight, huh?
Do you have a GoPro on your chest?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What's that?
Check!
Show check!
He's a buddy.
Are you actually a buddy?
You're a buddy cam?
Yeah.
Why?
It's GoPro.
It's footage.
Yeah.
Yo, don't fucking call.
Someone's like, hey man, stop recording.
Hey FatBud, which one?
Oh, um...
Wait, did he call me FatBud?
That's good tech.
What do you think of here, Gilly?
Cause my one?
Buy one, get one?
That's a one.
That's over one. Skinless, boneless chicken breast.
Right here.
That was calling my name.
Boneless and skinless right here.
This one will probably do the trick, right?
One for me, one for you.
Either y'all hungry.
You got it.
I'll just go ahead.
I'm not thinking too much.
They'll both split one.
They'll be our taste testers.
There's two pieces of chicken.
Or two chicken farmers.
Okay.
Thin cut.
Okay, now what do we do?
W. Erroline, I appreciate that.
What do you murder?
He was not subbed in the chat.
What was his name?
BB Wabber?
What do you murder?
Yes.
That's the sauce.
I know exactly where that was.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, fire right here.
Right?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's over here.
I want to be over there.
I don't know.
I want to be over there. I don't know
Shit gilly
We're in the island we're in the island the marinara was on this side. No
YRG
Let's find a burner
Yeah, we should get a ball cap and be Professor X for Cosplay, bruh
I'll be Magneto
I'll be Magneto, he's calm
This is a bunch of supership
W. Clanker Mobile, yeah
See this?
Oh, wow, it is here
Okay, wait
Raghu?
Welcome, watch out
The Chunky, the Ch... what?
You say you're but Chunky?
I did not know that the shit is what a murder look look murder
Okay
Chat choose choose this one. What's the best murder?
Why someone just type Naruto on the chat. What's that have to do with anything?
Why we need eggs? Oh for the hmm probably can't eat
Fuck Naruto. Why you saying Naruto?
Rios.
Rios is like the bullshit.
That's some cop shit.
That's the bullshit.
Someone right here.
The balones?
Balones?
This is not it?
It ain't murder.
This is not it?
That's Balones. It ain't murder.
All looks the fucking same.
They both say marinara.
I just grabbed this to grab this.
I gotta be there tell me this is different
chat comp
right here we have your riles boozy homemade all natural premium runner
and we're making chicken palm today chat oh yeah
sweet intro how are you manipulating a fucking scooter like this
chat today
uh my spidey senses are tingling
the most expensive sauce is the right one
you think? I think so
one you think okay if it's expensive they have motion yeah thanks what do you
think about this one it's one that's enough take a look at this right here it
looks awesome right great I mean look at the let me just look at the logo on
like look at the the graphic design it looks like it has motion yeah all right
it has aura so we'll handle it the bottle has over there you and Jesse or not
I heard you, alright.
Just add that to them.
Jack, today we are making chicken parmesan with a debt.
You doing what I was saying? We just got the burner.
Haha, you spaghetti sauce.
Dude, is that not spaghetti sauce?
I kinda...
I don't think we do for the...
What, for extra...
Okay, answer the phone.
Yo, P-5.
Hey, Regis P.
What's up, P-5?
I'm boxing my switch and I just thought something was good
I was thinking like would you be like a screen protector like a case for it? Just let's see
Hmm. Yeah, he wasn't saying something about that in a car ride. Actually, we dropped you off. So
Yeah, I don't want to speak for him, but the answer is yes
Got you
Or you guys
Who says get grabbed a spaghetti noodle I don't know if we do look chat
We don't do work so what you guys screaming protectors game and cases you
don't need all that shit what you gonna do with the switch pure tomato sauce
right there no that's not pure rate pure rate W raise me you don't have to do
all that man you're a good guy I appreciate it
Oh, we do need breadcrumbs flower as well
Like it on this. Yo, what I just saw your brain twerk and like like how it like how?
Bro, I remember my dad or my mom will push a car at the grocery store
And I'd be like, oh, why can't I get on the side hand like and then
Sometimes we would go by if we were not behaving and they would say no late underneath
Yeah
Like I would get my sister got and we would go and then if we do behave we wouldn't get a ride on the scooter
Yeah, I try to get on shit. I get slept and we talk about you go under it
Yeah, breaking that bitch. You're going under it. Well, it's a fact. Yeah. Yes. See what fuck is the CTE have to do with any of that
Breakfast would be here though. I don't seem to know where everything is and he's never been here
hold on let me try to remember it's this way give me beer oh shit I see TMK in the
chat we know but we know no TMK that's a real that's actually flock legends
right there how you doing buddy good wait you got a recommendation for the
Mar-mar-maronero
No, we got a murder
Red Croms and then cheese
I'll take this shit serious by the way. I'm not playing. Hey
That's what coming off of the mother tried to cut me off
Fuck what a breadcrumbs that
video, right?
Send me that. You're fucked. You're done. You don't have Dashcam. You don't got Dashcam.
No, your body was all. You're done for.
Um...
You have eggs? You have eggs at home?
Um, no.
Do we need butter? Do you have butter? Or do we not use that butter? We use a...
We have not purchased butter in any of these segments. I have a particular type of cheese.
Not the good cheese though
Hot wheels
Right here you raise you don't want to grab one of these. Oh my god low key
If they have some, she'll call.
Is it crazy that you should play Hot Wheels?
World Racers?
Eggs and oil.
You don't have flour at the crib?
Or eggs?
I do have flour.
Wait, right?
Y'all?
I do have flour.
I made bread.
I have olive oil.
I have flour.
It'll help me a nerve for playing with Hot Wheels as a jet.
I think we need eggs.
Yeah, lift your eggs.
There's a good call.
Oh, there's eggs right here.
What's wrong with these eggs?
Man, my life?
You're talking about eggs, you walk right past these eggs.
What's wrong with these eggs?
You don't fuck with these eggs?
Why don't you don't fuck with these eggs?
Why are you so hesitant on these eggs?
We gotta just take a look at these eggs.
Look at these eggs.
What's wrong with these eggs?
No, these are good eggs.
Why aren't they great eggs?
Why aren't they the perfect eggs?
Are these the ones we used last time?
You know for the chicken fried rice or the same if I like chicken
Beat beat beat and seasonings for the Italian
Where do that where do the egg? Why do you why do you want this one?
You where did the eggs come in the plate?
Why not these eggs?
We're exposed for being bad
You see these two as you point at this one. Why you not point at this one? They missed
With the how the eggs get exposed for being bad. What exactly do they do cheaper?
I don't know if there's like I think it was I think it's these ones that like they ended up actually nothing that could
Check that yeah, yeah go grab a grab what? Yeah, I might have I think that you got flowers for me
Whatever has to like two columns to a dozen
That's true. I mean
Doesn't
What about two dozens?
36.
You know bakers, doesn't it?
14.
13.
What about half a dozen?
We're not here doing math.
We're here getting a greeting.
What's a dozen cubed?
Cubed.
That's two to the power.
I don't fucking know the answer to that.
You're the smartest appreciate that right Harvard degree showing it yet. Yeah, I'll see it
All right, we just need bread you haven't lived if you dad clean eggs in the hand. I was a kid for
That shit was fucking scary looking but
You gotta go through it like in the breadcrumbs
You get a break
Yeah, I have to reverse out of there.
You have to make sure you're handling the right direction.
I love your profile, really.
Heard.
Heard?
At least I think so, right?
Nah.
The fuck?
Heard your shit.
She said thanks.
Prick old person talking to me?
I don't ever get a heard.
It looked like that's what happened, though.
She said thanks, nigga.
No, I hear I'm in the proximity
Yeah
Wow, we got flower I have flower already now really
I don't think you did that much
Yeah, you're probably just like the smallest.
Yeah.
Don't mama ever make you a chicken big chicken as a jit chat?
Oh my god.
I think just grab the movies because I think we use most of it.
So I think we just have one of those.
This shit is, this is that.
Yeah.
Panko, panko.
Seasonings.
I love that shank of big as a jit, boy.
Shank of big with dry so you don't know if I'm a mac.
That rice, the rice on the pd sauce with rice.
Ooh, what about this one right here?
Panko breadcrumbs.
Parmesan herb.
Oh my god, that's perfect.
A panko, that kinda looks like, look at the photo.
It says Parmesan.
That's what we're trying to do.
It says Parmesan.
We should get Parmesan then too as well, right?
We got burner, we got chicken, we got eggs,
we got, do we need seasonings?
Yes.
They say Panko, that's what they were saying earlier.
We don't have no seasonings.
I got like salt and shit.
Jesus Christ of death.
Oh look at some seasonings.
That is seasonings.
Is that not yet?
Seasonings?
It's season already. Oh, yes, it got it. Er, it's a goller. Er
Where you don't cheesecake makes that should look kind of calm
Oreo's branching out
You're not gonna season the chicken before you put the breadcrumbs on a regular now that's seasoned breadcrumbs thinker dad
I'll have my chicken season to watch a red la it's a I have Italian seasoning
I have Italian seasoning
So if you get a breaded chicken, so if you get breadcrumbs, you're not gonna put seasoning on it because breadcrumbs are seasoned.
You know what I'm saying? Since you get seasoned breadcrumbs, you won't put your own seasoning on the chicken?
You're gonna talk to me about seasoning. Are you fucking crazy?
We're gonna take Adept, Colton, and Gilly's advice on seasoning today.
I got war silver. You are silver. I'll take your word for it. You are calm. You've been in the lab.
I got Italian seasoning, I got oregano and all of it.
I have a favorite ass.
Yes sir.
Okay, it's not about me.
Shattered myself off so many times.
This is about the mind timing and God, okay?
So, there's a random guy outside playing a guitar at this exact time.
Got happen to be here, so I'm just like, he's out that door.
Y'all can just come out that door, give him some candy or something.
Out in the wide side.
I don't know why it's like that.
Were we're Dutch shopping?
Yes.
For shows?
Not outside right now?
Yes.
I told him to just play his best songs because you never know.
You know, he's just never enough.
So I'm just trying to make that value for this person.
That's good.
Come on.
Hey, go look for it here.
Yeah.
Hey, look at this.
You gotta have a intermission, a little cussing.
It could be...
Hey, we're about to get fucking sly.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Intermission gang?
We're gonna dial you.
You think he's lying in the set?
out this door oh shit I got all the seasonings y'all I think we're good
Bro, I had to piss so bad for-
What if it's Yu-Gi? What if it's Yu-Gi? I'll kill myself.
I'll kill myself.
Imagine if it's Yu-Gi.
If it's Yu-Gi, then Yu-Gi, yeah.
He deserves it.
There's no right to hit him with the ring.
What's your favorite dessert?
I don't know. I like, uh, yeah.
I said that to us in Cheesecake.
Cheesecake, bus.
Hey, what did cheese have? We got the burner.
Uh, this way. Maserilla cheese.
You want a block of cheese? There's a block.
Bunch of cheese up here.
Right here.
I do have a grater.
Come on this way.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my God. We're getting this to death.
Hawaiian Roads.
That's seedwood.
Blains.
Pizza.
Miner.
Chicken.
Whatever you like.
You're gonna have a sunny beachy day in Florida.
in Florida. The wine rolls are the way to go.
Beeping
I
See the harmish on over here. You don't see the problem. No, you got butter
I can't believe it's not butter. My mom was overdoing that shit, gang.
I mean, I have a... Do I have Parmesan? Wait, I do, no?
Because I put it in the fridge. What's this shit I put in the fridge?
great
it's the one
can't even for a second
Cooper Kettle
or Sarge
it's mad mozzarella
Oh, it's mozzarella
Do we need mozzarella it's Parmesan why do you like cheese cake? Oh
That's the one right that's the one that's the one that's just so I grab any of these in I think it's
Me both is this supposed to be hard the main cheese on the chicken is mom. Okay. We get both
It's not supposed to be hard. It's supposed to be like this. It's soft, fuck.
Yeah, mozzarella's soft, no? What's that? What is that? There's two different flavors of farmer's eyes.
Cooper's Cabbage and Riccio.
That's what you want. They're saying that's a little side cheese.
What do I mean, champ? Yeah, soft. Soft is good. Soft is good. So we don't need those ones or do we need that too? As well.
Why? That's not what I want. I just felt a little bit better.
They said we need both, and for the most part I feel like they know, alright.
I think we're good.
I think we're straight.
Think about it.
We got the chicken.
We got the burn arms.
Oh, you got the Rockville-Ian rolls, too.
How are those implemented?
Okay, that's neat.
We got the burner, we got the breadclaws, we got the flasks.
I have oil, no? I have mad oil.
You have to have oil and if you don't the face kitchen I mean the kitchen
Okay, yeah, there's oil the crib. It was good. Yeah, we're overly good
Actually, yes, I have the pots
So we
We'll just go right in here.
Oh, Dad!
Get this from one of your- your hoes.
Oh, Bob, keep it in jail.
Hey, Dad.
Rice Krispies.
Valentine's Day is a protein.
It's where your cruises get close.
Flower.
That flower's a real flower.
Is that right?
Yes, I see.
Valentine's Day balloons.
I see shell gift cards.
Princess Cruises.
Hey, you get your princess a princess cruise gear card
Nothing we should go to check on she yeah, that's where I think we should go to check out
No, no, let's go check out. Yeah, go ahead right here. Wait, we could get a sponge
You need a sponge?
I do need a sponge.
Okay, here, you go check out my grab the sponge.
Okay, bet.
If he thinks I'm thanks for this, he's sucking dick.
You're gonna scam me, plus go half and half with the boy.
I'm gonna put that on the car.
Keep it on.
He's in the checkout, yeah?
Got to let me his ass grab all that.
I'm over here looking for the spy.
Maybe it's in here?
I don't need it. It's a contract.
Still fuck?
No, no, no, no, we need a spree. He's up there. He's gonna get it.
Oh wait, there's a measuring cup right here. I don't really need measuring cups though.
I just gotta make sure he checks out and gets all that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Did they get the oil?
Yeah, I have it.
It's behind the bounty.
What, the sponge?
I don't know.
Let's see.
I got it.
I want you to check it out.
And I'll just...
Just wait.
Because he's stuck there.
He's parked in a car.
Hmm.
I do need a sponge though.
Got that?
Yeah, actually I don't know where...
Anybody in the channel with the sponges on?
I don't know where I'm going.
I'm waiting outside with my guitar all right we ought to wait very
Oh, yeah, see the rage right there.
We're gonna get two sponges for rage.
We also got a potential cut scene outside with, uh,
oh, the spying position.
Uh, wait, that sponge would be in here now.
I'm just gonna take it.
Meow, meow.
Sort of dishes segment, y'all.
Think about the dishes segment.
that she's gonna hit crazy tonight.
How was it not right there?
Was it right there?
How was it not?
Go back?
Go back.
Oh!
You could get the scrub mommy.
Fuck is this?
Where's the scrub, oh no.
That's actually calm.
Scrub mommy?
Did?
Is this the one?
I would honestly just get these scotch right okay yeah right this feels like some nut hold up
nice and it's okay let me get three five three yep but but what should I get the scrub bombing
what the fuck is this so like if you think about it you can like put the fork in the
eye and it cleans it all around at once
three yeah we just wrap the sponge around the fork and stuff yeah
hahahaa
you can add this
hahahaa
but now I'm in it for you
now I feel like
I'll just do self-centre
hmmm ok
right
Oh
Here the guitar
I'm not sure.
No rage, it's cool.
I'll get this part.
Such a nice guy.
I'll get those here.
$5.26, not that short.
It's okay buddy, it's alright.
It's okay.
He was kind of on the vocals though, in the background, the dog.
Yeah, he was kind of like...
It's a jellyfish.
I'm gonna re-brode himself.
I
Fucking go
because I write a lot and it's you know I like to write music so I'm less of a
guitarist more of a singer so I'm Kyle by the way
how are you doing Alex good to meet you
pleasure man pleasure man I love it man you guys got the whole set up man
you're doing a chat
I'll play you some new stuff I got you I just wrote this last week
man let's hear it yeah
Oh, we're about to hear the unrelease right now, Tatch.
There you go. Let's do it.
Released. Let's go.
What's the dog's name?
Bronx.
Bronx?
I'm from New York, so...
Okay, here, city.
He's boogie down.
He's real friendly, man.
He's just a little shiny.
I can go pet...
I can hide.
Of course, of course, man.
He lives for the love of one.
If I don't take him out with me,
then he gets upset when we talk to him.
talking yeah buddy he's part husky part pit that is a beautiful mix right yeah
man his mama was a husky and his daddy was a pit I love that's all right
here we go hold on right
You guys gonna send this to the doctor?
Yeah, yeah for sure
Okay, thank you
Thank you
I got a dog too
Cool, alright
Yeah for sure man, he's not always hungry
Yeah, yeah, he's okay with that
Yeah, normally I only give him fresh pets
But that's cool, he's like...
W, care pack
Yeah, that's cool
TID
I have cash app, Venmo
Yeah, all that stuff
What's your cash app?
Like a scam or what?
No, it's my wife's name.
You married?
Yeah, about 10 years we've been together.
And we haven't killed each other yet, so that's a good sign.
That's a great sign.
Yeah?
That's amazing, son.
That is great.
I feel good about standing around like that.
No, you're good.
I don't want to invest in it.
I spent the first week.
Yeah, I spent the first week.
You got to ask a code or a...
No, he has a nice name.
Oh, what is it?
Kelly Kynes, who is he?
How do you say...
E-L-L-Y
K-I-N
Yes, oh my god
Hey, bro, you are that's that's what
I got like two albums with the music that I'm dying at this recording.
I haven't had the time or the money, man.
I hate chat. Y'all heard it, right?
Y'all heard him say his name, chat, so if you want to support it.
Chendokan, I'll catch up. You see him out here rockin' it outside of the park.
If you want to support it anyway, you get what I'm saying?
I'm really appreciate you all.
If you're on YouTube, P.O.E. Kyle, K.Y.L.E.
And if you're on TikTok, it's on the corner music all one morning.
I love it, man.
Yo, I'm feeling a love tonight.
This is awesome.
He's great.
He's amazing.
Rocking this tree.
I love it, man.
I love it.
I really appreciate you guys.
They're saying encore in the chat.
Yo, for sure.
They're saying encore.
Okay, they're saying one more time.
I put a little twist on it first.
Okay.
Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do-do
Here we go!
I play everywhere, for the past three years this is just how I stay alive, I just decided
I didn't want to work with a man, and I was like I would come out and look at the dream.
I play anywhere and everywhere that they won't call the cops on me.
Which, if you're surprised, it's not that many, man. They call it a lot on people.
But they say, I guess they don't like live music, but what are you going to do?
But I just keep going, I keep playing, man, and I'm hoping that something comes up, you know,
and I don't know, man, let's get me in the studio.
Hey, thousands of thousands of people just witnessed this, right?
That's awesome, bro.
That should have seen them, they were rocking out in the chat.
That's so neat.
That's really sick, dude.
I appreciate your job.
You guys got my info, right?
No.
100%.
What's it say on Instagram one more time?
It's On The Corner Music, all one word.
On The Corner Music.
That's the name.
On The Corner Music, and that's Kyle and that's Bromps.
It's all about him man, I'm just a backup entertainer.
You heard Bronx on the vocals when he first got out here.
Yeah buddy.
Normally he's all up on everybody jumping on him too.
He's all shy today.
It must be the camera.
It might be the camera.
It might be.
You guys are epic man.
Thank you so much.
Thank you Kyle.
You're epic this way.
Back to Ashley.
I'll play you guys out.
Hey, yeah.
A little outro.
You know you're good, you're good.
Cinematic, I'm so cinematic.
25's it, 25's it.
I got you, man, I got you.
He says this is my mom.
Have a word of red, have a word of red.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a mic to talk to me again?
Yes, I got a mic to talk to you again.
Well, let's pack your stuff back to the car.
One trip.
You think we can do one trip when we get to the...
We know about these figures.
Why don't you have a marriage and not to die?
Alright, let's get that back. Oh shit.
Alright, Kyle!
Alright, Kyle, I'm gonna go put this back.
What a cutscene, man.
Let's get up outta here.
Anyone know where I put my keys? How's this happen at retreat?
Uh, well, this is open, so...
I'm trying to get the physics of the title.
Uh, man, what a time we're having here.
And I'm about to go cook, uh, Parmesan.
Chicken Parm.
I've had to piss so bad for hours.
Why didn't you go pee like, in there?
There's no bathrooms in the public.
I don't think they have one in here.
They definitely have a bathroom.
I definitely had a bathroom at Panda and also Best Buy at their bathrooms for sure.
What?
I didn't see it on my- where are our keys?
Well I'm hoping I did.
Let's go look.
Ah wow.
I'm fucking losing it here.
Wow, wow.
I'm fucking losing it here.
Someone could have just came up on it.
Hey man, shout out to Kyle.
Shout out to Bronx, man.
Oh
Doesn't cut scene happening outside
What happened? Who?
How you doing?
How you doing bro? How y'all doing?
Chillin bro, chillin bro
What y'all got going on? We got some chicken farm
Oh, yeah, that's how it works right now.
Might have to see yes or shit.
Oh, see.
Yeah.
And that one girl took it up.
You guys been around for a while?
Oh, wait, but I was in there with Jason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She got it.
Oh, wait, so she did work there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was in there the morning, uniforming, and everything.
Yes, she was kid.
She was drinking out of line.
I was like, yeah, I seen her on screen or shit.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
Yeah, I was trying to shoot or I was trying to put out some different ones birthing had to come back
She was she was tripping I remember
We did have a chance to say
All right, and now I know next time.
Yeah, pull up whenever you're full.
I'll try.
I got you ready.
This is the one right next to this prayer, too.
Wait, who should I ask for again?
What is your name?
Edwin.
Yeah, I'd be like, Edwin said it's full.
All right, I got the green light from Edwin, y'all.
Yeah, hell yeah.
We're spinning back.
Yeah, I mean, I can't get a picture, man.
Yeah, of course.
Here, let me pop out.
All you want to do right here.
Yeah, let's do it.
What do you think of the hat?
And it's a solid bro?
Right?
I kind of got it.
All the reason you're in LA?
Yeah.
And the chain on it?
That's a solid.
That's solid.
It's a new shit I got going on.
I got it kind of at an angle.
I see the shit you're talking about.
The hatchet beams and shit on them.
Yeah, I can't really wear an egg gear.
Yeah.
That's shit.
But it's cool though.
That's shit.
Fits you though.
This is, yeah.
This is a first right now.
Normally I got my airline out, but we don't have a...
Feel me?
Feel me.
I appreciate your kind words
hey, good to meet you too, bro
and that's Gilly
shout out to Edward, man
cut scenes out
wait, wait, there's another one
hey, hey, hey
hey, man, pull up
before I got you damn, I should have asked you for some voice lines
you already have my mark
My mom I do have a few bro. I'm telling you that was that was a real fool that way and I was
You were bro. You're the cool dude. He said next time pull out to see this after ever
Well, how was your cut scene my cussing was pretty good
I'm pretty sure that's you from Broward. You're from my city, yeah?
What?
Yeah, he moved out here and he had little twin...he had little brothers.
Wade, that's where you were from?
Yeah, wrong from him.
And he was from out there too?
Yup.
And you guys both are here now?
Yup.
At the same time, shit crazy.
I'm trying to find out why my Mike here are tight.
He been fucking me ever since, every for the last few years every time he comes to LA.
What did you mean by that game?
Come on, brother.
What I'm talking about, man, real passion.
What a fucking time to be alive.
Fucking legend.
We're going to remember forever.
Hey, who wrote that window?
It's kind of a constant video.
Oh, you got the page rated.
Huh?
I got the page rated?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Hey.
Thank you to Page for the rage.
Thank you for the panda.
Yeah, I got you on the panda.
I hope it was good.
Page rated you.
It looks like the rain just came through.
Thank you Paige, I hope you had a good day
and enjoyed the panda.
It was from the heart.
And yeah, I appreciate the rain that's big.
We just kind of had to see what.
Oh!
I appreciate the rain, Paige, I appreciate it.
What happened?
I don't know.
Yeah, we got rain in the back too.
Appreciate that, Paige, appreciate that, people.
I think I'm the one who got it
But we got a 45 minute traffic segment right now I can feel the W
We're about to head back to the crib and make some marinara chicken farm
Or maybe it's the other way around
Amen Kyle though. I wonder how much his cash out just ran up
Yeah
Saber game for a better cause I seen some people say I could get some support to a question mark
Bro if you catch us outside the Ralph's with the guitar for sure come on bro
He was doing his thing to know a definitely hold on that tonight. What's that?
It's all right Monday
I don't know what that means.
Every Monday you have to play Hollow Knight.
Every night, no matter what, no matter where you're at,
you have to play Hollow Knight.
I appreciate a W Airlines in the chat if I can see it.
I'm sure it'll be flooded with you.
What's that? What's that? How...
I don't know what Hollow Knight is.
No, Hollow Wing?
It's a game.
A game?
Yeah, a video game.
It's a video game.
How about what?
A night in the hollows there's some scary shit or not not some comps. I'm about to hit this right right here
Even here. Yeah, I got it
You know
Hey
No, that was
W comms W turn on time connected to the phase why fuck
Say it ain't so
One trick?
We're gonna show you one trick?
One trick? I don't like your stuff.
I don't like your stuff.
Well actually the wifi is still named phase.
I just realized.
Why do you need to rename that?
Just regular wifi.
Yeah, we just named the wifi.
Who is this?
Alright, I'm not sure. Let's try to figure it out.
I'm going to put this down on merch, I'm going to leave it with, oh they're doing this, oh
they probably shouldn't, oh yeah we should, okay hold on I have to piss, I actually have
to piss, okay you can hold it down, I will swap, I will do like that, I want to kiss
you again, I want to kiss you again, I want to kiss you again, I want to kiss you again,
I ain't going to lie the best vivette joke was that, vivette in video, that was really
good, vivette in video, no the fucking vivette by Viva LaViva by, yeah vivette in video,
Yeah, but that in video.
Oh, that's what they said?
Yeah.
It's fucking funny.
You ever just...
I don't know, like...
Smell the cherry blossoms?
Just have a great day?
Like, you know, this is a fucking great day.
It's like 30's skating.
Huh?
I go out and I have W straight.
Come, listen to the fucking strings.
That's W fucking straight, man.
That is that is a hard no he has the hardest thing he that is a hard-ass stream game
Yo W flow
Yeah, we actually have to fucking make this shit y'all gonna taste it. We haven't missed yet
That hasn't it's
Really good
Like million bucks. It was really good
It was perfectly brown it wasn't like crunchy perfectly
It wasn't crunchy
And we're not allowed to you know, I use the internet nothing only chat only chat only chat and then lifeline is cute
That's the only resources we don't need a life line. What do you mean?
Let's go to get bigger like me. Yeah
my god
Let's go
Well, my oven doesn't work. You're lying. What I try to use it. Yeah, I mean we could go try to see if they say
Yeah, look at all that
I really feel like you're up and worse than you just don't have a turn on.
No, I was troubleshooting the fuck out.
I mean, we can try again. Come on.
Do you wash your hands?
Yep.
Come on.
Man, I only shit a little good at that.
Yeah, you might have to kill that shit.
We, not I could kill it.
You might have to kill that shit or you're gonna be good.
You like grossies?
You're good.
Go ahead. It's right up this way.
You keep walking about.
Every been under feet pull at this time make it let
There's my ominates
Get over there big a ball
Wow someone just typed that
Yeah, or we were now we
Now have a lacy dog. Howdy came fucking cook them. Oh my love. Yeah, my love got too big
old Colton was close whoa now I stepped in it a few days ago so now it's
currently engraving my brand-name there come on right through this way yeah
Matt woman is ornament on armist yeah there you about them right here
I appreciate the welcome homes on the big TV.
Appreciate the welcome homes, yeah.
There it is.
Look at it.
Welcome home.
Welcome home, a dive rage.
Okay, let's give it a shot.
Okay, so what are we doing with this?
Tell me if the oven works or not, man.
We're probably going to have to swap to one.
I'm not going to lie.
You might have to swap to this, right?
Yeah, it's smothering.
Go piss and wash your hands.
I'm a piss, I'm a piss.
I'm a piss.
I don't think my oven works though.
Should we try to see if it works?
What do I hear?
Go ahead.
Now look it.
I literally did this the other day.
Wait, why is it?
No, no, it's that one.
No, why can't I twist this?
Wait, is it jammed?
I can't twist it at all.
I'm not even joking.
Wait, how did you do it?
Toughest.
But listen.
It's on.
No, no, no, but it makes that noise and then it doesn't turn on.
It's warm.
No, no, see the fire on, gay?
What the fuck?
No, it didn't do this to us.
Alright, girl, we're good.
What the fuck?
And Larry did...
I was here for like an hour or the other night.
I'll straight.
Alright, I'll get you a look at this.
Dad, I'm gonna piss.
What the fuck are you doing?
Really?
Are we serious?
Don't know.
Really?
That's Lacy's.
But I will give you, I think you only ate one.
So that's like, it's okay.
That's Lacy's brother.
It's gotta be Lacy's.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, hold on.
You need to get like it.
I'll take one.
One.
Three.
Look at this.
I
Does actually kind of this out for a stranger I could
Know why I said that's why I brought it up
Boy, you're not the dick ass is in the island
Now bro, I swear the other night was in here and I was trying to use of it
Offstream because I'm like, all right, let me drink this shit was not turning on. I predicted it. I did everything
that might have dropped you back down the bronze
not being able to turn on the oven
no bro see now I say shit like this and it's like oh you're a fucking idiot but
you should have been here and you would have seen how it looked it did not was
not working like this but I swear okay I don't want to wait for age and I'm gonna
get started on chicken parmesan.
Next thing, are you using a fork like a spoon?
No, this is for a fork.
Then I gotta get alive.
I don't want to get paid. I eat my fries.
I don't want to eat my food.
You brush your hands?
I could have washed my hands with that.
Well, we will continue to do that by this message it
So the people here you decided to go sleep on for this one
You got double speed in the scale.
That is so hard.
That is so hard, bitch.
This is fucking, a thermal nipper.
Fuck, you know what a fuck time is?
I'll play you a thermal so it's just your take.
No, it's not.
Not bad.
Okay, here.
It's a great 10, isn't it?
It's a supreme thermal nipper.
Fuck.
It's a Balenci or it's supreme though?
It's supreme thermal.
Wow.
Balenci thermal is, I don't even think they got those.
Wow.
the best thermos this is his hand right we should go back to Panda
We don't know what he just a two right after we're done. You see how it's really sick. So I had teeth
When were you sick? Not really though, but what how long though? I
Got here with allergies. Why I made teeth. I mean this little
40 hours
No, I'm not taking like that though.
No, I swear, no, it's allergies.
I was sneezing and shit, it's not like I was sneezing and shit.
I mean, I'm not a doctor, but, bro, I promise you I'm good, bro.
So you got teeth?
Yeah.
Oh, and you got honey, did you not?
No.
But you had a sore throat?
Yes.
So you were sneezing and had a sore throat?
I guess, yeah.
And it's just allergies?
Yeah, so I made teeth and I took the clear thing and...
How long did it last?
Give her a take.
Give her a take what?
Alright, bruh. Let's get started on this shit. Stop stalling.
What pbm just testing again?
You still here?
Fat ass, how'd it grab on?
It's still eating it, right?
It was this, bro.
Did it have paper?
Paper?
Oh, shit, I'm actually on it.
I'm empty.
Yeah, I'm out.
Damn.
That was just in the paper, second.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn, if we go back to the fucking rails.
No, no.
For a roll of, uh, look up here.
Duck tape?
I gotta do it
Chicken Parmesan is fucking time y'all you ready fucking time we fucking adapt my fucking boy
We're making some chicken Parmesan from scratch game with no help just chat and taste the internet no help except for the culinary
Artists in the child we can't I can't phone QD five six times
Oh, wait, help me with this, help me with this, help me with this?
We got it.
You know what they call this?
The specialist.
Fucking epic mealtime.
This is epic mealtime.
Oh, he used to make bangers.
Make a bangers.
Epic mealtime.
I forgot about it.
Oooh.
You feel a bang?
Oooh.
That's a sexier eye.
Epic mealtime really made bangers.
Okay, listen, we got the chat up here so we can see.
I these right here me yes, I feel because now what we got put wire to get there to production
Lookie production
Production work in right now production production is doing it
Oh
Come on, man, we'll keep production
Okay
Okay chicken farmers on today is me
Rage we got the flock and wire to you up there to help us and a comfy hat
And I'm actually wearing edgier today. It's rare, but he don't be wearing the edgier. Yeah, I decided to
Do I keep it like this because I've been wearing it on the side of my what yeah, that's a ti shit
Yeah, he's gonna add you to this. We gotta watch it. We got a chicken. We got my nerve
We got
Yeah, what's up, Maserunner?
We got real sticks.
And we got a cook on this shit.
OK, let's do it.
Wait, did he?
For real?
You call me diddy?
No, did he?
Like, did?
That's how that sounds.
You are fat.
I ate one of them.
You're a fat fuck.
Like, these are humongous.
These are fat as fuck.
You're a shit's-a-hoory gang.
You gotta get these fucking big-dazzed fat asses.
You're the only one listening to a gig.
Now, Lacey was in here the other day.
Yeah, I think he brought those with him.
Come on.
What we doing?
We're going to wash his face.
Okay.
Let's go check the grunt bag at grocery.
How do we?
This is the kitchen where I'm cooking so we're both going to use it.
Can we show them the ingredients on the box today?
Yeah, here.
Okay.
How do we...
Okay.
Why do you do this?
Okay.
Wait.
What?
Yeah, it's heavy.
Fuck it on my shoe.
Where'd it go?
Okay, no your head you're gonna have some weird shit
So heavy my traps is fucking okay, but I just try to lift it up
Probe
Get the guy down and bring it to that you have a gangline right here
Fuckin' smelt it, game.
Yeah, that one was on me.
Uh, okay.
Let's get everything planted right here.
Oh, there's my GTR keys.
Fuck, you're looking for these everywhere.
What the fuck?
What's the keys to the car that you were just driving?
In the car.
You left the keys in the car.
I'll leave it right now.
Okay.
Put them next to Megaphe.
Okay, let me lift it, please.
Oh, you got WRAD.
WRAD, yes.
Yes, all right, let's put it right here. So that's we need the oven or
Are we gonna use that? That's fucking genius. I don't want to clean this shit. Just look at
Just look at what the game
What the fuck that was lit
Okay
This is for the dishes segment. Yeah. Hawaiian rolls, Hawaiian rolls, Hawaiian sweet rolls.
How does that get implemented into the dish? Listen, it's not supposed to get
implemented into the dish, it's supposed to be implemented on the side of the dish.
You know what I'm saying? You probably take the Hawaiian rolls, hit the marant, the mana,
hit the mana like this, eat the Hawaiian rolls on the side like a dipping sauce.
Fill me in? Oh, yeah. That's saucy. We got eggs, we can place, we spread all these?
How do we how do we we whisper we whisk it up with a fork?
Wait, no, the Marnot post tree over
Page page page tweet. Oh, she did to us all do I could where did the eggs come into play for the chicken?
I think it's what with the flower. It's the eggs in a flower. This is at the end. No, no
I think you put it to the big, what's it, to the beginning?
No, that's just like the middle, like right before you put the ticket in,
so do it with this, right?
Okay, so I don't have answers to any of these questions, so I ask,
and I hope either one of you guys answer or somebody else.
But they're saying that you flipped, this was on the dirty side of the counter
and then you flipped it, so now we're, this is what was dirty on the counter.
So, um, where did you, is that what they're saying?
Thank you so much to face a death or panda best thing that happened to me today for a
Let's go a I'm glad that you enjoyed the panda page
It was a it was why are you going in a hate writer?
That's a good
Racist I wish I had to be misogynistic
I want you to be all the all the istix and all the just see can be right now
Great sweet, bro. Oh, here's my receipt. Oh, just your seat actually
Block of cheese. No, I batch out gotta bet wait what block of what type of cheese pistachio cheese
Wait, Parmesan. Check out Rangoku though. Come on. Come is that sticker the trip on that?
Saviche Parmesan and mozzarella, what do we do with the two we mix it
actually he's not in his head so I feel like yeah when I am in doubt or not
sure what to do I just don't know how he reacts to my question.
What kind of a question are you? Like a Italian? Not even a question.
Okay. What kind of a question are you?
British.
I'm actually a brother.
I'm actually a little brother.
That's not bad, I didn't mean to break your accent.
That's the best I got!
That's not a good British accent?
That's the best I got!
That's the only thing I got!
Your tummy's a**.
Let me hear your British accent.
Uh, a bottle of water?
A bottle of water?
No!
You might pee in my tues.
A bottle of water, a bottle of water, a bottle of water, a bottle of water, a bottle of water.
Where's my European is in the chat.
A bottle of water.
Is this working?
A bottle of water.
Type me if you're from...
A road man, I'm a road man, man.
Road man.
Oh, wait, I know, I've heard that.
A road man.
So is that, is that checking hour now?
Come to the yard, I need my peas and my food.
My peas, my food, and a bottle of water.
There's a TV show they sound.
Top boy.
Yes.
Top boy.
Top boy, top man.
Top boy.
What is that boy?
All right, so, champ, what's the first thing that we do?
Friary season this.
I have a lot of clothes.
Or clean this.
We can water this down.
Right?
Serious.
That's not a joke.
Do we not do that?
Listen.
Do we wash it, right?
No?
Yeah, we wash it.
And then what?
Season this.
We need a bowl.
Let's see a bowl of seasoning. Okay. Okay. Actually first
Should we keep the oven free?
Oven for sure
One at a time. All right chat. What's the first thing we should do?
Water it down question mark. Yes lock it. I'm in. I'm locked. I'm locked
three bowls. Do I have that many bowls?
smoke. Watch and cut. We need to cut. This is work. Um we need like so one bowl is going
to have the mixture of the the flour, eggs and panko. Panko. There's one. We can bake
it. We can bake it in that. Then the other one's going to have something else and then
You put the other one in the other one so do I need a particular type of oil? Can I just use the cereal bowls?
Yeah, I suppose like
Okay, I love that. I wash
Bouncing off it was a crumb in here, bro
Like you wash your plates off before you put in this one
Wait never mind one is one bulls for eggs one bulls for flour and the other one's for the
Yep
Yep, and then you do bang back bone
Oh, so you take it
Yeah
I'm not wait. What wait one hole so you go has eggs. Yes. How many eggs doesn't matter
Just a bunch of eggs like scrambled eggs. How do we do the eggs? Yes, they're raw. Well, yeah, you scratch you scramble them
But you don't cook them so one okay
One bull eggs one bull chicken one bull seasoning yes, no flower
Sounds close. Hey, very yeah
The breadcrumbs has the seasoning already
Okay, wait, we don't need to
No, I don't know it's not confirmed. It's not I don't know so maybe you don't know they were just here
I don't even know how they fucking got all these stats like that. Why would you stack them if they're not clean?
You're a great question
Wait, this is a good time to use my fun
All right, you want to get to work on a chicken I get to work on the bull
How is it? How is it already wet?
What in the fuck are you doing?
My pants are falling down and I'm in the ship, so...
I have to pull them on the rear.
Give me a knife, please.
Thanks.
There's only two cutlets!
Yeah, that's all the time, sir.
Don't wash the chicken. Wash your hands.
We washed our hands.
I'll wash it again, because it's washed out of the bowl.
Yeah, I have a lot. I thought we'd hit the wrong chicken, bro. I don't like how you just feel me, man.
Why?
I feel like the shit you put aside is fake titties, like silicone.
Are we not supposed to run this underwater?
Yeah, we would like to wash it, right?
Yeah, why are you holding it like that?
I feel like silicone titties, you even put some fake ass titties.
You just put it under there.
Right?
Now wash it off.
This is, I don't think that's doing anything on there.
Really?
It's tradition, though.
Stop?
Okay, no no gg. Oh
What happened? There's one of my mom would do all the time
You know you're not you just gave everything in there like
Contamination, but yeah, that's fun. We wash it. We wash it off. That's good
So this is not on the chicken. We get a nice night. That's all I got right there. No, you got those
Shit
Be old you have a chicken beater. Whoa
Oh!
Holy shit.
Do you have a chicken bitter?
Like a, wait, I might, I might, hold on.
Wait, I swear I had something like that, Gilly,
you know, like a hammer?
Yeah.
Something to beat the chicken.
You can beat this son of a bitch.
What is that?
Oh, it's a mitsu.
Well, you're talking about it's a mitsu.
They want us to beat the meat and I'm not seeing.
Right.
Where the, there's like a hammer now.
Let me show you the tech of that.
Yeah, just fixed it, I guess.
Ooh, oh, we're doing that.
Is it, what's that, what's that technique?
What's he doing?
Free no streams, he cut Solomon out.
Oh, I just saw that in the chat.
Cut that bitch in half so it's like thinner,
so it's quicker to cook type shit.
You feel me?
Yeah.
Cooker to cook type shit.
I don't have high hopes for this.
fuck what the fuck was that all right so we beat it I do want a little more
flat so easy to cook okay let me you do this I'm gonna do the eggs I do the eggs
in one bowl yeah the eggs and the breadcrumbs
they said you have to dry it then beat it what are you gonna get a blow dry
I'm not the one that eats rice.
What's up on it?
With a paper towel.
Bro, what?
Pat dry it.
Yeah.
You wanna pat dry it?
Here, try this.
Actually?
You do that one?
Dang.
Let's go halfs.
You go on the two on the left, I'll go on the two on the left.
Naked as an attribute.
Wait, you pat dry this shit?
The culinary artists are saying that in the chat.
All right, back.
Go, bro.
Yes, they say yes.
This is some boozy shit.
They say yes.
This is some boozy shit, man.
Why?
I was the pat dry my chicken.
Yeah, I was just cooking that bitch, I was taking my bus.
They say you don't need to beat it since you sliced it thinner.
Yeah, but it looks cool.
But there's a point of beating it.
What does that do?
It makes it flatter.
So it cooks easier.
It makes it more wide but flatter.
So it's faster cooked.
Okay.
I'll just look at it.
Right?
It's looking pretty dry to me.
I make it a day to make it a life.
I make it a day.
Okay.
Huh?
I make it a day.
So now look your fingers.
No.
What's all of it?
Don't do it.
Yeah, what a garbage.
What a garbage.
We didn't cook it yet.
All right.
Crack them black.
Okay, ready?
How many eggs you think y'all?
Just two, three.
Anyone that says six or seven banned them I was about to say that I was about to say it. Let's get ready
Three strike them now there they go
All right, ready three check it the wrong best place to crack a egg
Where I'm in the sink flat surface. No, I'm an edge of the bowl. I do right here. What?
That's what this is actually best take. Okay. You show me how you crack a
I
Say what I've never seen anyone do that ever
On the side do it quick it's quicker. I don't like buddy watches no shell in either
Fill me oh fuck
Crack
the spoon. Okay, see you sometime you can fuck up.
Yo, did that people got pants up?
Please.
Oh my God.
What the fuck is going on?
I got salabala, hella hands, bro.
How did you not...
Bro, how are you okay?
Okay, hold on.
Let me get this.
Ready?
Bag.
Alright, I gotta do surgery.
It's like operation.
Thank you, Colton.
I think we should do it.
More, a little bit more.
Whoa, whip that.
I appreciate that.
Okay.
How bad is it if the shell is there?
Just put your hands in there and take them off.
Fuck, shit's out, gang.
I don't know, you gotta get surgical.
Yeah, clean hands.
Unless you're touching the burn on the shit.
Roll up, yeah.
I gotta focus.
Just start it, man.
Okay.
That's all out, right?
No, I can't start whipping it.
No, there's still more.
There's like 30 more, gang.
Oh, what the fuck they said use the shell. It's easier use the shell scoop. Oh, what?
Just get that one and we're good. Okay. Let me redeem myself. We need a third egg or not. Yes. Okay. Let me see if I could
And just
It's back
How much split how god how did it how to break up it can't get it
And then look
One more
Yeah, I
Lost in the old
You're gonna start out
Two of them is to dad got it got it. You got yes. I'm yelping at all. Don't waste it out tag in
Get the get that
Good bang
You got there one more held in the one more one more now. We're good. We don't need to be boozy Brad. I'm gonna start right there
It's redemption time. Hold on. Should I do the the table or should I do what I was doing?
How'd you do it?
Bro, how'd you do it?
You just drop it in the center?
Just flat.
But then it's gonna spill all over.
No, trust.
Really?
Do a test your strength. Do a soft and do a little bit harder and a little bit harder until you feel that crap.
Sorry. It is not gonna go on the table.
Trust me.
Okay.
It's gonna go on the table.
but you got no you got only one little problem today come out it's on the
table how do you do it you're not getting on the table
how the fuck did you do that bro get that come out get that come out bro fuck
this is the salmonella chicken farm no no no first of all cooking it kills all
the salmonellas or everybody on the plant would have salmonellas way better
a percentage of like an egg to shell in that in this shit. Yeah. Okay. All right. That's
the shit. Wait. Right there. Come on. Focus. Focus. Focus. It keeps finessing out. You
see this shit is swimming away dog. Look at that. You got to try this, bros. GG is not
You deserve some vanilla after this performance. That's rude
We are only literally on like step three or four just way every game
I'm telling you it's hard
There's spilling some I got it
Why did this it's like not they're saying to use it the show okay?
Apparently cuz like it like it will attract to it. No, but his shell has crumbs in it gang
I got a good show. There's a good piece of the show. Look at right here. Let me go right here. Oh, you got it
You go it go it go it is a test of straining. No, it's a display
Yeah, I
Still attached to it. I don't get it up. Yeah, and then move it
Take me that you're good. Tell me you're fair. Tell me you're fair. Get ready fuck you lost
It's under it's under it's under it. Take what you're fucking finger attack. You go up. I go down a dad
My contacts take it with your fingers
Right there
Do you see you do and the cell on the court the edge?
Got it
Okay, now what now we got oh my god
Okay, that's my bad. I'll take that accountability for that. Okay. Now you want me to get to whip in place?
No, when I do it off free, it doesn't look like that. Yeah, how much should I put in the bowl? How much should I put in the bowl?
The whole thing?
In the different bowl. Yeah.
Eggs with shells in my entire life?
Yes, motherfucker.
No, bro. That was a bad crack right there.
Okay.
Whoa, what are you, what the...
Okay, you gotta...
This...
We... This was none of it.
I mean...
Right? I don't know.
You're not gonna use this shit again?
It doesn't feel right.
We're supposed to dip the chicken and cover the chicken with that.
Now where's our flour? Will you pour all the flour?
That's a lot, they said, yes.
too much okay maybe put some back in the bowl and then and then proceed
you gotta delete some of this
why you
do that fucking motion is quicker like you just when you spin it you ain't really gonna
Why are you using a spoon?
You were using a spoon!
I told you to get a fork!
It would be better with a fork, you're tripping the fuck out.
Let me see this.
I'll make it work, bro.
How did you do that?
It's fine, bro.
It's all about taking the emotion in life.
Bro, this is actually pissing me off.
I should get a drink.
I'm not gonna get a drink.
actually pissing me off. I should get a bit. Okay.
Nice. Oh, look, how much flour?
I don't know. It's vertical motion. Okay, wait, wait.
Stop. That's good. That's good. That's good. Well, stop. Stop,
stop, stop. That's enough. Just wait. Okay. I think this is
I was going to say, because we got the flour, we got the breadcrumbs, and then we fuel it.
Once upon a time, it was a very, very stormy night on Isbro, mellower streets, and there
was a pond, a pond who liked to make eggs.
Eggs so good that he put them up his butt and they came out of his mouth and he would
He would take the eggs and harness the energy into powers and he was using the eggs as bombs,
sun-text grenades, and killer niggas with body-holding-fisted brown eggs.
They thought the brown was the color of the egg, but no, it was the do-do from his anal
cavity on the eggs he was using to kill people.
fuck was that about yeah I need to realize you got a similar facial structure
to Jason I didn't realize until you got that close to camera I was like damn
Jason looks like you don't got those no got a similar facial field okay you
know that my Asian homie in the main crib you know Jason yes I know Jason yes
you look like you know okay you gotta figure something I need a string or
something I don't have a maybe your okay maybe the chain maybe use the chain
It's a fish tank.
I got the chain on your neck.
I'm not using that.
I'm just doing the eggs now.
Yo, the eggs is done.
Do you have some seasoning in the eggs?
Like salt pepper.
The eggs are supposed to be what makes everything else stick.
Okay, are we seasoning this now, Jack?
Yo, get your salt pepper.
Yes, preheat it.
What degrees 350 I feel like this is a spot for 20 what you think 400 a good
oh too far for 25 35 is like the perfect but I feel like it'd be like
photo far for chicken chicken photo five four to five oh too far for chicken
something like that is it gonna turn on yeah this is not see it's doing it again
wait what? I told you! I fucking told you, bruh. it's because you're not... wait what?
what is happening? why's it not on? it's not the stove, that's the stove. see the
flames not going on anymore. I told you this was happening. you called me crazy.
I told you this was dead-ass happening the other time see there's no blue flame down there. You would see it
Don't slam my floor though. I yeah, it's weird
The one time I'd let you spend all night in the night. Oh, why did I turn it on it pretty shows up?
Oh, look, you're using the player now look anybody got a face. I
Got it. I got it
How did you get you doing up here with this
How'd you do that?
You're not pushing it right, you're pushing it even off.
So I'll get the seasoning.
You want a regular, bang.
And then Italian seasoning, and then maybe oregano, or salt, pepper, oil, vinegar, all that shit, no, no, salt, pepper, I thought it was bigger than salt.
Hey, here, salt. I'm having mad seasonings.
I need pepper, I need pepper. I gotta be in here somewhere. Seasoning the flour. Hey, we gotta season flour.
Oh
Yo, what the fuck
You just hit yourself he's ripped us you rip us wait a high garlic powder now
They might be in the main crib
Do we do we do we do we too much season? Oh god more garlic powder nice
Did you say expire or not?
Can you read what's in that?
They smell that bag and tell me how it smells.
Red smells, wheat flour, dextrose,
parmesan cheese,
garlic, oregano, basil, crushed red pepper, rosemary, sage,
it has no salt or black pepper.
Okay, then we don't do any of this.
Yes, we do do it.
More is better.
Smell this.
Smells flavorful.
Not a flavorful or not.
Let's do it.
Yeah, it smells like it's some shit in there, okay, well, let's put some black pepper on shit on
Okay, check do we not season this should it be like a seasoning bowl that's what this is
I know but no they're see I'm pretty sure I mean we could it's probably the same thing I'm be honest
Season the flower
Flower first. Yeah, maybe you season it this year right here. He's in the floor all this is going on the chicken
Doesn't matter what which one you yeah
Watch week out nice or adding
Yo season the floor
What this shit looks like exactly what they mean what you just added on the top. Yeah, what a black couple
Right there.
I'm going to just use some of the techniques.
How many times do you think it tastes better in the flour?
Literally does matter lol.
Oh, I guess it does matter.
You know what I'm thinking?
I wonder if this...
Because you gotta notice this.
It's meant to fall off and all the time.
Chet, is this supposed to be replacing this?
Huh?
Yo, where's the garlic at? You got garlic?
The tissue juice?
Garlic powder, yeah
Chat when I put the season in here do we mush it up?
And black bubble you got
And then we mix it cuz the flour mix it okay, but we do miss it flower egg panko
Okay, so this goes in here, what the fuck, what happened, what do you mean, go ahead and try that, what happened?
Bro, this shit expires in one month, how long have you had this?
Hard to talk, it's not moving, that's how I break it up.
Bro, it's stuck upside down, it's a cube.
It's cute.
Oh, that doesn't look good, Tysad.
That's probably...
Yo, yo.
I mean, it just stuck together.
It's not...
It's alright.
How does that happen?
It's seasoning.
They don't go bad.
No.
It's probably fine.
Okay, wait.
What's under there on that?
It's just like, we need to cover it and shake it more so it's...
I just missed this bitch.
Oh, it's actually going in?
Yeah.
You got a clean spoon or something?
100%.
Let me get a clean spoon.
here where no no here or here wait hit the water are you now we use that and
then you put that into this what this is right that's pepper one in the eggs no
I don't think so but we'll keep it on deck and then mix the flat yeah mate let's
Mix it and then what?
Maybe we're fucking chef's game. How do I tell you oh?
My god, you might win when does the marner come into play?
At the very end no way. I think you big you wouldn't know
One flower two eggs. Oh, I lost the child
All right, how much hour egg bread egg flower egg
So we put a little bit of eggs in here, and then you mix it egg
Egg, and then you put it for it to stick, boom.
Then egg, wait, egg again, and then boom.
Yeah, egg, flour, egg bread.
Yeah, don't forget, flour into the eggs.
It's like a sticking.
Wait, so flour is here.
Do not pour anything into anything.
You're putting the chicken into this,
and then into this, and then back into this,
and then it's the egg.
Wait, wait, before we do it, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We need our pan that we're gonna put
everything in there with our thing well this flat ass shit you got no like
concave deep yeah so that's better that's better right here yeah that's better
right oh that should work now check what do we do with this though like do we
put the burner we put like the oil the spray I put oil right yeah that makes
I want it, hold on, right here.
This shit is a five, hold on, now where do we go with this?
We're frying it, wait, I fry what?
All of it, we gotta weigh it up, yeah, we gotta weigh it up.
Fry it, no, you should fry it.
That's what I was thinking.
Fry it, fry it, right, because it's fried.
Yeah, so I don't think you put it in the oven.
OK, where do we put it then?
On a pan.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hot pan, right?
Wait, do we fry it, then we put it in the oven, Chad?
How would you put it in the oven at all?
Fry it in the oven.
But I don't know if that's true at all, either.
Fry it in a pan, wait.
Oh, wait, no, yeah, bake it for, wait.
Yes, you're saying yes to you, I think.
Fry it, then open it.
Okay, so we'll put some oil on here,
and when we cookin' it, when we,
when we're frying it,
is it already got the seasoning on it?
Yes, right?
Yeah.
We're frying it with all that bitch on it, and then we...
Why would you fry it and then bake it?
Yes, I'll get back to you.
And should there be a base on here after we fry?
Should there be a base on here just sitting here waiting?
And some oil.
Are we frying the chicken or we baking the chicken?
Because why would we do both?
What the fuck is there?
Are those not two separate eggs?
So which one?
Which one?
So when does the marinara come into play?
Do we put the marinara on here while it's baking?
How are we supposed to bake it?
Do you bake it with the marinara?
That's what I'm asking.
Yo, I fucking hate it in the kitchen right now, bro.
It's getting stressful.
Yes.
You'll see it both.
OK.
So the burner, do we put the chicken first and burner over
or burner, then chicken on top of it?
And then more burner.
Like, burner bottom, chicken, and burner top.
Cheese.
No, no, no.
We can't call QD out right now.
We can't.
We got it.
You guys can't just default.
Yeah, come on.
We gotta have to learn.
All right, I think we put oil, we put the chicken,
we cook the chicken and then we put the chicken.
No, we put the oil, we put the burner,
we put the chicken, we put more burner,
then we put the cheese.
Okay, fuck it, let's do that too.
Okay, fuck it.
Oh, we got a great some cheese too, cook.
Oh, fuck it, I have a cheese grater.
Oh, the grater's down at the house.
Okay, so should I oil up the pan?
They're saying no, that's how you do.
Huh? To which part?
Oh, you fry the chicken and then you bake it with the marinara.
So we have to fry the-
That's what I was just saying, though.
You fry it, then you put it on the big pan,
and then you put it in with the marinara.
You fry it with just seasoning,
you take the chicken off, put it in the marinara,
you leave it on the marinara, and the cheese,
then when you fry it on the chicken,
then you put it in the oven.
Okay, so let's put it right here.
Then we fry it on this.
What was that auto lock?
I don't know, you got am I, I don't know any of them.
I don't know any of them.
Oh, I'll be a source of faith in W.
We need a cheese grater.
So you want to fry it first.
Yes, like how you scramble eggs.
Like on this, we're gonna cook it on the stove, yes?
Let me show you.
Let's take this.
You do one, I'll do one.
Yes.
Okay, go ahead.
Eggs, yeah, egg.
Move that small for me, sweetheart.
Okay, ready?
What is this fucking thing called?
Flour is first, right?
That's what they're saying.
Egg, flour, egg, breadcrumbs.
Yup.
Oh wait, they said flour.
Oh, you did eggs first.
You fucking bought it.
No, it was egg, flour, egg, breadcrumbs.
No, flour, egg, flour, breadcrumbs.
No, egg, flour, egg, breadcrumbs.
The egg is adhesive.
chronologically I think it all it's all yeah he said it's fine I'm gonna be
honest you know yeah yeah you're good all right put it back in a it looks
without scary I mean you might as well if you're gonna do with all right
Rage is work. They say yes. It's a yeah, okay, but I got out of culinary artist in here right now, so then break them
Yeah, and then you fry that bitch should we fry that wait wait we have no hot pan
Yo, yo, can we create three could you turn up the pan on please?
Oh my god
Please put this over on get some oil right here. Yeah, press it up. Is that this one?
Bang.
Run one!
That's this one!
Oh, you're just gonna move it up.
What the fuck is that?
Why was I at the bottom of that?
I would have thought, watch that.
Is this even clean?
Listen, man, you can see it's fine.
Jesus Christ.
Okay?
We need a deeper pan.
You need that one.
For real?
Yep.
This shit is clean.
We clean this.
We can both at the same time as you both.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, we can cook it faster, yeah?
We do need a deeper pan.
Okay.
So you put it in over our head.
Shall I put oil in here?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oil, oil.
Where'd I put the oil?
Yeah.
Okay, so you're going to do one right here.
Same tiny ass pan, little ass pan, baby ass, little ass pan.
They're racist.
They said it's a petite ass pan.
Yeah.
In the chat?
All right.
But how do I hang on them up?
Not olive oil.
Uh-oh.
No, that's not work.
But if you have vegetable oil, it would be better.
You have vegetable oil?
I don't know.
Do you like?
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
No.
No, no.
This is good olive oil.
No?
No more.
Put more olive oil in there.
More oil.
Lots of oil.
OK, hold on.
Ready, quick.
What are you saying?
Well, it's the same shit, nah?
It's a none?
Nah, it's like olive oil, vegetable oil, that's all.
It's all more they're saying more. It's not killing you game
More now that's gotta be good. Yeah
American's game
What do you mean more? This is for this one? We're doing like one at a time gang because this small-ass or two at a time
So I'm okay. You're right. I get my ready. Yeah, we're thinking these huh?
Can I just have fry it like it needs to fry in the oil? Oh
Oh, oh you're right
Damn we are P half of the bottle
Not half I have extra. Oh
So you that no, I mean I would have had to say that why you're I think you should put it on this
I think they should clean that
That's what I'm gonna say. I don't know it looks cool. Yeah, sure. We just can race it and you just put it right there
That's what we just had a sitting there
Lee
vegetable oil I only have the oil and
Extra virgin olive oil, but this is a global brand for everyday cooking and baking
They're saying
I don't know.
Are they saying what?
Same shit.
I haven't been like fine with all the boys but it's kind of close enough.
Does that matter?
Should we be fine with vegetable oil or shall we?
Doesn't matter.
Pretty sure we are.
Bro the main house gotta have vegetable oil in there.
Every half that vegetable oil.
We're good.
It's all the same shit.
It'll grind.
You're gonna do the next two hot?
It matters.
It's fine.
Dude this is a learning experience bro.
You still get it too hot.
Huh?
No what?
Why?
Because it has a much lower burning point than the potential for a...
A lower what?
Burning point.
Hey, do those two.
Do those two.
I didn't mean to do those two.
Alright, hold on.
I'm going to go egg, flour, egg, burn crap in my house.
Ready?
You just want to like soak it like that or not.
Yes.
And then...
It does burn fast. Look at that. I'm looking around at this.
You know, we should be good, right?
Is that our back seat?
I don't know.
What the fuck do you don't know?
Didn't you turn it on?
Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
I'm doing this though.
I'm doing this.
I have a lot. I'm gonna drown this shit in the oil, dude.
You know what I mean? It's got a sizzle in the oil.
I need a lot of oil there, son.
I'm liking that.
You like it out?
Chad, we like it out or do you want more?
You wanna go back in the eggs with this?
Yeah.
Want it?
Make sure the whole thing...
And then...
Get laid, I think I'm gonna put more.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
More fucking parade.
Okay, that's overly.
It's gotta be enough.
All right, ready?
Okay.
That's gotta be about gang.
I'm putting this shit together the right way or no you think about this
Like the way you fucking doing it. See you feel me right? I can feel you game
Hey, and then I'm gonna go to the pan behind me. I got me 180 to return and drop it. All right. It's enough come on
Feel me now what
I can't double it.
Do it again, double that motherfucker.
Oh my God.
Which way are you going?
I do not want to get egg all over me.
Just terrifying.
The fire on like medium, gang.
Okay, hold on.
Eggs, soak it.
I got the method now.
So open windows.
It's fine.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, flour.
This is sticking all over my hands.
No, this happened to you too or not?
Yeah, I had to wash it off.
Lower than that?
Okay.
No, I'm good. Yeah, I put this bitch on low down there
I'm almost ready
That's too late to not use old olive oil and then I go into there
I like the perfect amount of eggs. Yeah, you just did it. Why?
Back to the flower. Yeah
The bread oh, yeah, good to do great. I just got your question
I was watching I don't know what's that
look at that bang bang bang bang do you have like the air shit like the vent
all supposed to be right here but I don't think it works like you say you
from the hood now I got you hold on we're gonna turn the hood vent on and
then it's gonna up the ventilation do you have a tons what will be better
Really sweet.
Really good forks.
Oh, you got taunts.
Yeah, duh.
What?
Give me a fucking...
Rookie?
You're a cop.
You got everything I need.
I'm a cop.
Chats, shall we?
You can?
Wait, it's on.
It's good.
It's alright.
Chats, shall we?
It's not really going.
It's AGG.
On the microwave.
Chats, shall we?
Wait.
Turn it.
Frequently.
It's not...
It's not on.
Why is it not on?
Oh, why's it not on?
Test it first! How the fuck you test it?
Who on the fuck you tell me to go?
Do the fucking go.
Appreciate it, come on.
So much that Michael A. might not have seen it right there.
Say it.
Oh, friend, my love.
Hey, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Alright, alright, alright.
Oh my god, that's sizzling.
Is that calm?
How do we want it to look?
Uh, like that.
Like that, sure.
How do we want it to look?
Now you put it from there to there, and then I'll take it from there.
I
Said
No, one my first right turn it up higher
He's kind of low yeah, we could fight you too. Yeah
Oh that shit is here!
Oh my god! He's cooking!
He's cooking! He's frying them all!
What the fuck I'm talking about?
I'm gonna lie down, I'm gonna turn that bitch up a little bit.
Yeah, right.
It's a little bit. It's a little bit, okay.
And so, when do we flip it?
I think we just gotta flip it out.
Okay, let's turn it.
Yo, so Chesh, we put pre-murner as a base right here.
So oil, murmur, then we put the chicken,
more murmur, then we get the cheese on the top.
If you think about it, if you want to,
put the chicken in and pour the marinara and then flip the chicken in there.
Oh, that's lag, that's lag, I like that one.
Just so that's not just sitting there.
Yeah, I like that one.
I like the idea of it just sitting there.
Okay, so we wait on the marinara.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about this?
Ooh.
I just see some blue clay come at the side of the pan.
That's fine.
Hey, do we flip?
We flip?
Yeah, you gotta do the next suit, gang.
Okay, I look at, it's looking brown.
Oh, it's like a straw.
It's looking, it's looking, it's looking.
Flip it.
Flip it, flip it.
Yeah.
Oh, that's gonna fuck the fuck up.
Uh-huh.
There's a little shirt here.
Oh, that shit.
Yeah.
That's fine.
A little bit for you.
Oh, there it goes.
There it goes.
Hold on.
Woo!
Oh, shit, Ray.
What I'm talking about.
Now, here's the thing.
If we didn't take the food, we're going to move it back in.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm seeing how you do it.
I'm gonna come in after, and I got it from there.
Put it here down a little bit.
Ah, put it here down a little bit.
Sure, okay?
Yeah.
That shit looks good.
That's perfect.
Does that not look good?
I'm gonna fuck a little close.
I said you were just sitting there with a pan a little bit.
You got a what, center it?
Isn't that center?
Like right to right.
All right.
Is chicken raw?
Yeah, it's raw right now.
Yeah, it's totally raw.
It's totally raw.
But like, if it wasn't raw, like.
It'd be cooked.
Yeah.
Like if this was the chicken,
but it just wasn't raw.
I didn't know that this is how they did it.
They're cooking it, they're like double dipping.
Don't let the flame catch the oil. I don't know that even minigame.
Billy.
I think you hit it one more time.
Two thirty year old man by the way.
No, that's not true. You're rounding up and changing.
And we're gonna one more flip after this speaker again.
No cap.
And the oven is by three years.
This chicken is cooked one and the other one though, no cap.
Yeah, how'd that happen?
How did that happen again?
I might off-center it a little bit so this will cook a little more.
Did that tech tap?
Hey, that's thick.
It's a little bit too early, you're fucked, they said, at the time.
Okay, we'll make you...
Stop looking, there's good strength, bro.
You hear that? Listen.
You didn't even fucking sit on the top of that bitch.
What the fuck are you talking about?
This is fucking fucked, man.
Okay, so when do you know to put it to gear?
I don't know. I don't know.
When do you know what to flip?
How do they even know where?
Four minutes aside.
What the fuck is that?
Why did it?
I got a fucking pop.
I got a pop, man.
Come on, water.
No, no, I'm good.
Why got a pop?
It's oil down there.
That's what they say.
What are you just calling dumbass like?
What?
Toilet dumbass
Who said that?
No, I was reading a chat but they called you a dumbass
That is order
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, do not add water
Why?
Why isn't the one jet you brought?
Wait, why?
They can't cool it down with water
I'm gonna put it on.
It's like a flip.
It's a flip.
Let's move forward.
Uh, listen.
Y'all not gonna tell you how to make my chicken.
There it goes.
Y'all ain't about telling me how to make my chicken, though.
Y'all ain't about telling me how to make my chicken.
Hey!
Y'all ain't about telling me how to make my chicken, though!
Stop playing with me!
Fuck, don't talk in the dark.
Stop playing with me, boy!
Come on.
I would say
we actually have to take a mission to get the cheese better.
We'll have to burn all that.
Right before we put it in there, we'll get the cheese.
Okay, we put it in here for 10, 15.
We can kind of peak at it.
We'll peak at it.
But do I wait for yours?
We're gonna wait for all four to be done.
Yeah, we put it on our who get the cheese look with it. It's shove it in there or
Once I've done we throw those on and then we run really quick and grab the key for it. Oh
Oh, tell you
Yep
Yeah
I think if you die, this side looks good, I don't want to flip it, I think if I go then
What the fuck is poppin'?
Watch your eyes.
How about fuckin' poppin'?
God damn!
Put some ice on there, hold on.
You got hot water?
It's good, remember?
Oh yeah, Anna's goin' in the oven.
Dad, I'm putting it on the shit.
God damn, motherfucker!
God damn, I gotta go.
Ah!
Oh my God, here, put these on.
I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna stop!
Put these on.
protect your eyes
I need you, I need you
I'm ready
Alright baby, I'm gonna tell you
I'm coming over
There's that
Go boy
There he is
Here
Get that boy
Give me ready, toss.
Cheese.
Right now?
Cheese.
Right now.
Cheese?
Okay.
Do I leave this here?
Yes.
Leave this here.
This is under your supervision for the next two minutes.
Close the door.
Have technical fire experience.
Let's go.
Come on.
Let's go fight it.
Two minutes.
Oh
I'm looking for Chief Ritter.
Ready?
I'll have to help you.
I'll save you those good manners.
Do we need anything else?
Wait, do we?
Do we need vegetable oil?
No.
It's too late.
All right.
It's fucking good.
We'll get to it.
Okay, come on.
What the fuck is that?
What is in front of the door?
Oh my god, what the fuck is that? What is in front of the door?
It's gotta be closed now.
It's got to be closed.
Oh my god, the shit!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, I just got...
That could have been so detrimental.
Oh my god, look at how close I am.
You're gonna have to wash your shoes, man.
Fuck!
Holy, that was a big one.
We got a re-game, we got a re-game.
Oh, fuck.
I tried to skip it.
No.
No, I'm good.
I tried to skip way too many stairs.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's cool.
Woo!
We're good, we're good.
I gotta flip, I gotta flip.
Flip.
Oh, that looks juicy, right?
That looks juicy.
I gotta flip, I gotta flip, flip!
Oh that looks juicy, right?
That looks fucking juicy, man.
Okay.
Come on, let's go to see that.
I'm gonna watch the street, man.
Yeah, you gotta watch that shit.
Be careful, though, when you watch it, you know?
Yeah.
That was almost so bad for me.
Imagine how a trip is going to shit.
This thing might need more oil.
Right here?
Transporting?
Yeah.
Uh, should we like lift them out
before you pour oil in it?
Or...
Yeah, then here's a port.
No, no, wait.
Lift out, yes?
This thing would cool it down.
They should just pour it down right now.
Just do it.
It's like some oil.
Pour it right in?
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
And then what about it?
Let it soak up.
Yeah.
You feel me?
That's my old BG.
This whatever.
That's a thick piece. It's a thick piece right there.
I'm proud of what we're doing here.
I'm proud of the crowd.
We'll be back in a few seconds.
You're up for that cheese river?
Um...
Fuck.
He dug up a little bit.
It's fine.
Look at some.
It's a little bit. He's a little bit.
He's a little bit. No crazy.
No crazy. It's bad.
It's a tad bit.
Is there any pears in here?
Uh, I got water, milk, and...
Water what?
What? Fireball and some soda if you want and any ketchup.
What is this?
I don't know.
I was going to say the thing up. Tita is ass.
That's it. It's not really it.
That's your kind of ass.
This is ass?
Yeah, look at me.
Have you ever put liquid cream soda?
No, with the spray.
the spray that's what low key is the best case there they're not taking like half
I think
That's lit
Fuck right you have the chicken juxtaposed
against each other.
What do you mean by that?
It's just the position of it all.
Why?
The chicken is adjacent with the other future chicken
that we are telling you.
They're parallel.
They're matching.
It's looking good, no?
Hey, Jason, how do you say adjacent?
That shit is kind of calm.
That shit looks odd-biting to that.
Actually look I'll bite into that
So how long do I wait like two more minutes? And then we put it back in like two and then we near and a
And she's inches all we have to crumb the cheese
From me. I was reading Charlie. They said they said you shave that this
shave this and then you put like a slice of this like a nice like
slice of that
Right chat right that
There's like four people that said that
Yes, what's that?
I just bumped my finger, but I'm out of here in a hurry.
Why is that pocket?
Oh, that's the ugly thing.
I put it inside the crease right here.
What do you think about this?
I'd say you put it just to see what it looks like on the other side,
but not to make the other side cook.
And you put it all the way.
I think we're good.
I think we're good with the test.
Put this on too.
It's like five seconds and we're good.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, we're going to go with it.
We're going to go with it.
Right, right.
We're great.
Put it right here.
This ain't done.
Clean up.
Bang bang?
Yeah, bang bang.
Bang bang.
Us?
Ahhhh!
Is that it?
Fucking go.
Hold on.
We're going to have to clean this up.
Yes, turn it off.
Bang.
Be careful though.
This shit.
Wait, is that all?
Yes.
Yeah, that's all.
One is on tap.
Rolls in.
Dry what?
No.
Low, not off.
Not off, wait.
Wait, why, wait, why?
Oh, you didn't, you, uh,
picked a low, not off.
That's not an answer, are you sure that's off?
You put a low gate.
Oh.
Come on, Paul, y'all, I'm lagging a little bit.
Chad, and a lot of us look both look the same. This is the depth, this is the mine.
They look, I think, like the same amount cooked again.
They should be looking.
It's looking tasty, game.
Okay, so now we put this.
Now we got to put Marlowe.
Marlowe?
Bottle ones look like that, so let's shave the cheese, game.
Come on.
We want to shave this one, right?
Come on, let's go down on the ground.
We did fall down on you.
You want to shave this one, right?
The big side or the small side?
Yes
My umbrella covering the marinara
The levels that you do cheese marinara, it's like no no no definitely not that
It's like you know
I see him.
Yes.
Yeah, did they get a plastic bag or something?
Thank you.
Should we season the cheese?
I don't know how to season the fucking cheese.
Ooh, there you go.
Oh, you're missing.
You're missing.
I'm missing.
Comes out the bottom.
Come on.
I'll fall.
No.
I'll try to.
He's just done it.
I'll try to track your movement.
Wait, what?
He's catching it.
Get him out of the house.
That's a team player right there, Chad.
That's a team fucking player.
Are we looking, Chad? Are we looking for us? Are we looking golden?
That's looking pretty fucking good, Ray.
That's looking fucking spectacular.
Set it down, put it on the plate.
Oh! Wait, you could just put the grater on the...
like... like that.
What the fuck?
What a fucking geniuses they are, I'm gonna Chad.
And it just got... wait, but now I feel like it's going everywhere.
Alright.
Let's catch anybody inside.
It's only going on the inside?
Yeah, no. I see it. Yeah.
Don't you say you're going inside?
Huh? What? Do this?
No, it's just funny that you're using like a flat watch out for it.
Oh, I'm supposed to do this?
I don't know. That's what the...
No way.
More like, I would go more... ooh, because that...
Watch out for your hand.
If you want to cut it, your hand.
My hands can get cut.
They only cut.
Yeah
Yes, they said yes sideways
I think you have enough to get this. Oh my god. I was building up there now. Yo chat
That shit is looking pretty good. I want you to they want you to do this. I think you lay them
It's like cut a slice off right?
They just lay it on top of it. I assume so. Yeah, just one piece per chicken. Yeah. Yeah
All right, so this is what I'm in charge of what uh
what what what what layering system do you think we should do think cheese
marinara cheese cheese or marinara cheese cheese
marinara cheese cheese yeah marinara cheese cheese marinara
make sure it's split from both that marinara that cheese cheese cheese yeah okay
i work i get a knife yeah i think right yeah okay i'll take it from here
oh and just threw the knife on the salmonella what yeah yeah that's a
I'm a mental problem.
Well, do I got a backup?
We got another unit.
All right.
I got a backup.
Is it lower?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, hold this for one more second.
Okay.
This guy is supposed to walk around with scissors at school.
Nope.
What, like this?
No, you hold the blade.
You hold the blade, yeah.
It's school with scissors?
Yes.
I mean, a knife, a knife.
You hold it like this, right?
No.
How do you hold a knife?
Because if you fall, you're gonna...
It's gonna, like...
If I fall, I'm doing this, and I'm just gonna...
Who falls like this gang?
People are really dumb.
Listen, how do you hold a knife like this?
I just...
Like this.
I'm no few bones to go.
No, you hold the...
You hold this.
Bro, if I fall, I'm stabbing myself, gang.
Yeah.
You don't hold it towards you.
If I lay out a different melee weapon,
she's greater, it might be fucking over.
You know, why not just hold it like this?
Okay.
You can just hold it like this.
Okay, so...
I'm kind of fucking nervous.
What am I?
I go.
I don't know why we're doing it.
like all that same play yeah let me get another play yeah another play service okay yes
come on let's set up a debilator separate the ports got it
dang dang
like that yeah but I would like I would like it's like the end of a piece of
bread yeah but yeah but that's your dad how is it oh my how do we want like what
happened you just slice it like go down like slight like a like use the knife
Like the knife is sharp, baby.
Like that!
Yeah, that's a good piece right there.
Off for three, not bad.
Another one?
Two to float.
That's a five.
Gentle.
Last one.
Focus, don't fall down there.
This ain't the long way, but I don't think it really is.
holy that shit is very that's a big one cut it all into the bottom
just put more than one on one because I'm gonna do this fuck do one more cut
some more right down here yep
watch your finger
perfect bang do one more let me just start do one more and then go down do one
One more.
Which way?
Am I not starting at the top?
You're like attacking it from all angles at the same time.
Try to go.
No, they say to cut it thinner.
It's fine, it's fine.
We're going to screw it.
It doesn't even make sense.
What does it do?
It cuts, Jay.
It does not even.
But that and knife.
Okay.
So I thin you out.
Okay.
Okay, so I thin these down
Yeah, right
No, cut this one. I'm feeling pretty confident. Which way should I go?
That ass license, okay, we got better pieces of meat look at this shit
You know what's great? This is really inside of us like between our skin and our muscle
That's fucking weird.
No, that's not.
Let's get the murder out.
Murder on go.
Murder on three. Murder on three. One, two, three. Murder.
Murder.
Are you just going to pour it?
Or are we going to use the utensil, maybe?
What are we thinking?
Okay, yeah, let's figure out the approach here.
I mean, you can pour it, probably. It's fine.
I'm just asking.
What do you think?
We can pour, use the tong to flip, and then pour again.
and then pour again, right?
We'll buy back up the pour twice.
Let's see.
Ready?
Let's pour, pour, pour.
Go ahead, yeah.
I'll get the spoon.
Oh.
Whoa.
Oh.
Huh?
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
What happened?
You say, dude, hit Jesus in the chest.
Why, you just marinated?
I got this shit right here. Check it out. Ready?
Learner that shit.
Read the floor. Read the floor.
Learner that shit for me.
Try and go off it.
Wait, this thing, don't flip it.
I'm not against not flipping it.
They don't do that in the restaurants.
Yeah.
See what I mean.
I go live there, you're comfy.
You hear me? Ready?
Alright. Do we want to flatten it out, chat?
Or do we want to clump you on the top?
Talk to me, chat? Yeah.
Huh?
Okay.
Now, cheese, cheese?
Cheese, cheese. Which cheese?
Um...
The cheddar one first. I do the cheddar one first, right?
Oh, no, yes, because mozzarella is the last layer.
Yeah. Okay.
Here we go.
right wait this is what's right this is what this is what they're different
types of life okay this is okay this is different type of boss around try to make
it symmetrical Jason all right a lot I was going to say you know if he'd be
chapped maybe it's a little bit of a yeah you feel me chat are you feeling me
something for filming here we go here we go check something for you fucking feel
me what they say they say gov
man but that cheese this is what what
tease chat more or less they more way
more way more she's here she's a bitch
up damn cuddler play with me yeah yeah
yeah she's a bitch up damn cuddler I was
being for John January cheese say less
nigga I'll drown in more fuck it's not
like a lactose intolerant I'm lactose
intolerant you do all right that means
hey more chatters is good
We got the other layer. More? It's up to us.
Yo, it's up to us.
Yeah, we don't want to eat in this shit.
Right? And there's anybody in the chat who wants to bite.
We'll get them. They'll get them.
More? I think that.
I mean, we might as well, yeah.
It's just cheese.
I'm not afraid of no cheese.
Let's look at sex.
And then we put this on top.
Yeah, I'm thinking just a nice little clean little, whoop, right on top.
You stick gas, girthy ass.
Yeah, I don't think there's supposed to be that girthy.
Go ahead.
Chai, chai, chai.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Alright.
I'm just gonna get the thinnest slices that you can, maybe, and then see what we can do
with the rest if we do it.
This is a thin slice?
That's the butt.
Can you?
Oh fuck.
What do you do?
Oh fuck.
Let's just grab the first one you can use.
Okay.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, let's just grab the first one you can grab, fuck it, this one, thank you.
Demon, fuck I missed.
There it is, there it is, there it is.
Demon's home?
Yeah?
Demon's fucking home baby.
Three for three.
Demon's fucking home baby!
Come on attack!
That's the last one one more
Fucking go in demon
Every guy and we got back up a now chat
You think the oven is
That seems 420 degrees to me that seems it seems ready, but it's hot
So you want it these are too old baby to put it in there or are you tough?
No
That's what you meant that that one
on the first way one of us has a finish line get ready
how long we think it's 10 minutes 15 minutes I say we play it by ear
by eye but let's have a time yeah let's say I'm gonna say 10 minutes on a clock
ready and we just look at it we just keep looking at it
better pretty burnt no we good ready let me know
three two one no
Shit.
Let's go.
I'm like, let's fucking see, okay.
Fucking go.
Can I put a light on inside there?
I'm just gonna leave it right around.
Should we check it? Is that the right...
Oh, online.
Good guess, though.
We last time the microwave saved us.
We didn't have this the last time.
Should we check it?
Okay, it's cooking.
No, we can get ahead and then try to...
Why? Because we're stuck now.
Why this is what you can try to do.
Get your segment in the middle of the cooking segment.
That's never been done before.
That is coming to the buzz of one song.
But we don't have a lot of...
What do you get? What do you get?
We do. We try to have a lot.
All right. There's three whole bowls here.
Let me explain to you. Do we try to do this?
Get me out.
Is your dishwasher... Oh, empty.
definitely not no is it clean or dirty clean I started it the last time I did
it that's bad cuz it was dirty and we could just load it in there yeah it's clean as well
clean it clean it clean it well we can we're gonna use those plates unless we
just empty out yeah we can do the whole thing we can even set the table
Oh, should we get boozy?
Is that the fucking handle?
Um, I don't know.
What is this, or something?
I don't know. I don't think I do. I push 90.
Oh, we can put poison ivy in the middle.
In the middle.
Or bust the ass.
In the middle of the dinner table?
Okay, alright.
So, we unload and then reload and then set the table.
Yes.
You can unload to the table.
That's the meta.
And glasses?
Yes.
Where do you wear glasses?
I'm from the top.
I'm from the United States.
No, no, you can't.
So our brains are either fried, or we're either fried.
What?
What are you under, bro?
I have two plates.
Oh, wait.
I'm going to leave three.
I'm leaving four.
Colts again.
Wait.
Yeah.
I got a card from the card set, but why are they on the fucking dinner table, man? Who left this shit out?
Okay, we're gonna try to see if we can do the dishes in here and set the table on wall.
The parmesan is still cooking.
The fork's sold as a spring stack stack?
What's up with that knife?
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, yep, yep.
That one's too much of a cookie.
Orchard hit, cookies?
Okay.
I'm gonna go over here with this.
Which one's your fork?
This one or this one?
I don't know.
Uh, I like it.
I like it.
Oh, shit, right, I got two sick knives.
I got it.
Like that.
That's so stupid.
That's stupid.
Dang! Look at that.
We're fucking moving.
I said you can turn the fan off.
That's a good calm shot.
They just give you this.
Okay.
Dang that.
The vet's sick of palm.
this water
okay so
here we go
what do you think?
so we just, now we load, we unloaded that shit pretty f***ing, that was record time
or feature references adapt?
just throw it out before you put it in there
did you bag?
yeah, cause now it's like disgusting and mad, you don't want to do that
you put it in there
just put it in there
that's understandable
You know what I'm saying?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I like putting these down.
Because, yeah.
See me?
Dang.
See me?
Woo!
Oh!
I like that.
Yeah!
Right here?
Watch me up.
I got a piece of code.
Fuckin' love that shit right here, bro.
Hey, right here?
In the right?
Fuckin' love that shit right here, Blake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on, I got one more.
One more.
That's my, that's my.
That's it?
That's my.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck are you doing?
Should I just auto-power down the drain?
What are you doing?
Hey, watch this, okay?
Comfy, compy, compy, compy, compy.
What are you doing?
What are you putting your balls on the bottom or the top?
Uh...
Whatever fits.
Yeah, whatever fits.
Yeah, we don't need that.
We gotta throw some of this oil out in like the grass.
How did you know that?
Or you could just throw it down the drain and it could have about leaps in it.
I saw someone go like, move because I live in an apartment and they just threw a biscuit
down that fucking drain.
The entire fucking business.
Because they're now responding to your sewer, your drainage system.
No.
Because would that oil fuck it up?
Yes.
Enough, yeah, for sure.
What did that necessary do?
What necessary?
A wheel of fucking cover on some ground.
We're covering that fucking up.
Hey, is it better for a gas leakie?
Hit it with your fingers.
It's gonna spin.
Okay, it's okay.
Okay, um, this, right, we just go down the line.
Oh.
So like, they were saying that you can use a paper towel, soak it all up.
And then throw it in the trash.
I don't know how comfy that is.
Is that, is that a comfy trash?
Yeah, that's comfy.
And like that.
actually might become one swivel I think we're golden and probably one more
maybe or I think one now this might be good right just jump a little
holy fuck we're back oh my god I was stuck like that for like a week or
something. So I don't know if two of them just said that. They just asked me to change
the trajectory of my picture. When you wash your pants or you put your dish on her?
I wash these. Okay. So you're on that. I'm gonna start boxing this thing.
Oh hey dude.
Oh she likes to have some holes. You can get some holes if you want to get a little bit of a negative.
Well t-shirts as they fucking titties covered but they asked out doing a shit for you gang you too rich for that
Not me do it little like that game
There's not that you're not making a shit with that. Let's just
Big
or not.
This was the setup.
I feel alive, bro.
Maybe we ziplock a cheese.
And then you're thinking different.
You're third in the fridge.
I like that.
You're thinking different.
I'm trying to get this fridge stocked so like one day we're just going to open it up and
then cook something.
It actually is getting on top of your bread.
It was just melting.
Remember when it was just white cloth?
Do we have to clean the dishes that weren't made for this dish?
I was like, yes.
OK, it's all good.
I kid, what's the timer?
9 minutes and 3 seconds.
OK, hold on.
I don't know.
Is this even dirty?
Go with that.
I don't know.
No, no, we didn't use that.
No.
This is just for us.
I'll wash this.
OK, we got the Hawaiian's right here.
Four Cinnokikis here.
OK, I got this.
We need to, I think just wash that off, right?
Type-1.
I could just use a paper towel for that.
Do we like, how do we clean this after we put raw chicken on the chop?
Oh, wash it.
True.
You wash it, right?
I don't need you anymore.
Yeah, we definitely wash it but like...
Soap and water?
It's soap, yeah.
Okay.
Soap?
I thought water probably, yeah.
Leech?
I don't know about it, I don't know.
I think we're...
I think I just...
Race it.
I said lots of soap.
Some's a deer.
Deer.
I'm just gonna put my flowers.
You know, I'm not a liar.
They just can't say we can't cook, man.
I mean, we gotta wait till we taste it.
Look, for the most part, we're not to prove them all wrong.
I'm not to prove them all wrong, man.
If supply shit come over, can we have some chicken parm?
We can say we won't do it, man.
But we can't, we know how to if it came down to it.
And there's proof.
Do you want me to play it?
Hey, we got video evidence.
I got four cuisines out, it's my fourth one, and I just add it to my...
Wait, how long has it been in oven?
10-30.
Can I look?
Yeah, let's check.
All right.
Ready?
Ooh, okay.
A little bit longer, I think.
Maybe another...
That shit married white, bro.
What does that mean?
No, that's a...
That's the mozzarella, I think.
I think?
I think it's a little bit longer now.
I'll say that three more minutes.
Yeah.
Three?
Two, three, six, seven, two, three.
Four, five?
Yeah, three, four, five.
OK, perfect.
And then we'll be able to put it on broil.
I love that view.
Broil.
It keeps it like.
Why's it really instead of shift?
Maybe it'll start to pop out for this thing.
OK.
Broil.
It's got to be like, I don't know, bro.
Broil.
Boros like, um, means it's just the top burner.
Okay. Why do we do that?
The cheese.
Oh, because the cheese doesn't even cook anymore.
The cheese is gonna get fucking up.
Yeah, I can just kind of stand in front of my mouth.
Yeah, we don't need to go from underneath.
Brown's the cheese. Brown's the fucking cheese.
Hey, can you get some of my work?
I got you.
Bring me out ready?
I'm in a row.
We don't need to, this is good.
Get soap, bang bang.
Now I got a fucking sponge. I didn't have a sponge for these seconds before.
I'm working my way out of here.
What the fuck were you doing last time then?
You can do cat shit right here.
Shut up all the women in the chat. Man, I know you're retarded, you can get a hug on that all.
I know there's all the smart ladies in the chat here.
Man, we'll hit this other side.
Oh, this queen is in the chat. Appreciate y'all for your help today.
Oh, the shit.
The chain needs to use the green size.
Yeah, it's a scrub, scrub, scrub.
It's a little bit rough.
The things have to weigh more new.
Get all the salmonella off.
Hold on.
Dang.
Dang-try.
Shit, it's for you, man.
Okay, I think I do a smooth way.
It's your pandering, too.
I'm a guy.
See?
What's so great about trying right now?
Margie's 50% women.
No, that's not right.
Margie's 50% women.
That's impressive.
Chad, type what if you're a woman in Margie?
I see. Type guy, type girl, type girl.
But what if they're lying?
Chad, if you're a Margie, you're a woman type one.
Look.
I'm a girl. Name was Abby.
That's gotta be...
That checks out. That checks out on the surface, right?
Ty, the guy, said one.
Oh, yeah, I see now. I see Dom said girl as well.
Trayman.
Khalil.
You're a good girl.
Slay.
I feel like you might be a good girl.
All right.
Okay.
Ready?
Type 2 of your email.
I see Miss Mercy is in there too.
No, we're going to, I think it's pretty even.
Both.
I mean, it is such as a human condition.
Okay.
Are we good now?
This is all good, though.
Yeah, it's not a lot of food.
Most of the time.
You're going to tell me to take out the cash.
Yeah, I got to take out the cash.
Let me get ahead of this one.
And before you tie it up, maybe we
get rid of some of these straight pentals.
I'm not sure what.
You're not too sure?
Tell me where about it.
I'm just sure we want to touch on anything.
Crack a little bit, let me know.
Oh, maybe one of these.
Maybe a.
All perfect.
How did you pick it there?
Hey, water bottles?
How do you like it?
chicken chicken chicken oh yeah oh yeah i think it's done chat what you think i'm tripping
okay you're in like 14 it's been in there for 14 minutes no that looks perfect i can't see
generally generally almost what are the culinary artists in the chat this ain't almost this ain't
almost okay how much more does it need two more minutes i bet any last second edition
I said a track camp. It's onboard a trap. Let's scan the environment. Oh, I got some straddles over here
Oh, what about the cheese over there, maybe maybe do location
On the raw cheese raw cheese is crazy. How is that crazy straight mozzarella?
I'm gonna be I know you put so many visions. Was that good you put bad images
Have you ever had a cheese stick? It's the same thing.
Yes, I would split them down.
It's the same thing.
I sometimes do the strings. I'll string it up and eat it.
It's not a hell of a thing.
Damn, I'm pissed.
Get it out of your mouth.
My God, these don't...
Okay.
Yo, Kelly.
Really?
Josh, come on up.
The chicken is right there!
You're farted on the chicken.
Kelly, you're gonna piss you off.
You're disgusting.
just in the kitchen everything is like if I farted I would actually claim it in
the kitchen is like a man you just farted break right up on it's an oven bro
fuck what the fuck was that I was doing to shoot out a chicken why the fuck
was she shooting on the kitchen
oh fuck okay come on
Wait isn't this how you step on the poo wait, I don't remember
Why that's so full yeah, I'm gonna need to figure that out
Come on
Oh, the cheese is coming off of the chicken.
I'm turning it off.
Turn that whole off.
It's done.
Pull it out.
Whoa!
It's fucking insane.
You don't have, like, fucking...
You don't have fucking...
Wait, let's turn it off.
Is it off?
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
Hit where you want.
Okay.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
Right here, Rach.
Just put it on top of the pan, and now we just let it...
Get underneath it.
Got it.
Got it underneath the sleeves.
Woo!
Here it fucking goes.
Hitch on this bitch off.
Left.
Off on off.
Bang.
Look at that. Shit.
Get up close.
Yeah, what the fuck I'm talking about.
Took a steam rolling off that bitch.
Look at the seasoning spicing off that bitch.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, wait.
Did we set the table now?
Yeah, we set the fucking table.
We can put a line on it.
Yes, we do.
Every plate gets one line broken.
Every plate gets one pop.
We're replacing that with something better.
You're already on it.
I turned on the corner already, I was about to go grab it.
I think after we set it, you guys call cutie.
And then we show cutie.
Yeah.
Okay.
This feels a little bit gooned out, but we got a little clump.
Okay.
And we keep the TV here.
Why is there a jackass in the kitchen?
Why are there extra glasses in the front of the fridge?
Banner.
Right.
Let's have a good one before I eat a drink.
Is there any milk left?
What the fuck? We're not drinking milk and Parmesan cheese.
I'm a black-faced father.
There might be a little bit left, but I can't see.
We're not drinking milk.
January 29th.
Fuck.
We can all have our own different soda.
Come on, we all have our own different soda.
No, we all have a choice here.
It has to be in a glass, though. We have to put it in a glass.
Yeah, we could make a bougie.
I could get the water.
Look at my shit.
I heard it.
Okay, wait, which one do you want?
Do you want ice or not?
No, I do.
I'll beat you on Mad Eye.
Oh, we're getting ready.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You got ice?
Yes, I do.
Let me...
Yeah, I just threw a trash out.
Don't mess with this thing right now.
No, no, you can scoop right here.
You don't need a lot of that.
Make a fucking rookie mistake.
I tried to beat people.
I don't know.
Oh, it's the fridge being opened.
That one's on me.
Extra flavor that was on me up. I mean you can you can have that. I don't want
Okay, wait
It's stuck to my hand.
Well, you're the icing. You freeze it.
Okay, wait. Here we go, wait. We need one more, uh, cut.
What's with the fuck, ice?
Wait, what's that noise?
I think...
Okay, wait, what's that? There y'all all along.
You want one of these fagos?
I'll do this.
You want one of these fagos and no salt?
What do you want?
You get it? I'll take some agua.
Right here?
Still are sparkling.
You want one of these fagos and no salt?
I'll take a little sparkling.
I don't got that.
What is the meaning?
I don't know.
Does anybody want a fagos? No salt?
Why do you keep repeating that?
so faggled
what's he talking about?
what was that?
I'm very spooked up
okay
the chicken?
should we try to...
should we try to preperate?
like add some green shit on it?
should it make it look cute?
you have any plants?
wait, I have...
I'm having a
Yeah, you could just put the time
Like a plant good. I had a green thing, but no anymore. It was the launcher. I think yes, it was
Gluten burn bro. It's okay. It happens. It's okay. Yeah again next time. Yeah, please
Fuck we got to make the place
I can do more Italian seasoning in a basil.
And we need forks and knives.
Oh, we just, you know, this fork will serve.
Actually, this will, what type of fork does it serve?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a raw tong.
You're right, you're right.
Damn, we should put those in there.
Oh, this one.
Ooh.
Bang.
Holy.
Yup.
Oh, bang.
Holy.
Yup.
Fuckin' idiot.
Inhead.
Just put him on the table.
Yup.
Okay.
Hold 10.
Oh, shoot.
He's like a 1080 in here.
Okay, hold on.
I need two more tests.
Two more.
Two?
Just a big ass four.
The fuck is this big ass four?
Yeah. This one's yours.
Let's see where we're sitting.
Alright.
And Coltay, if you could bring me the last plate, that'd be very much grateful.
Is everything off?
Off, off, off, off.
What?
Everything is off.
Who did that?
Coltay!
I'm just...
Coltay!
There's like eight nines over there, dude.
I don't know how fucked up that is, of course.
any fucking rather where's your forks go
even the spoon I have so many spoons what the fuck is this
bullshit oh little bitch ass night little baby ass night
little petite ass night what's that doing it
you know man you might go we might gotta go spoons
spoons for the fucking parts no you gonna wash you gonna wash them for us
You got sports?
I'm not fucking worth it, I need two forks.
You got classics?
Now, one, two, I could just...
Here we just watch them, here we go.
I'm not sure if they...
...been here before.
Bang.
Ow!
Wow. Jesus, Lord.
Save us.
What are you doing?
Maybe a little bit so, but then...
I don't know.
What's up with that?
Proportions, okay
Now I did that that was on here. Oh, yeah, right
No, something else tops payment event for every day
This it looks good look see
Come on I
Think you see you see me before
Oh, fuck.
It's you.
What?
I agree.
Hold on.
We have to call QT.
Wait, yes.
Yo, remove that fucking dirty soda out the way.
How's it be in a cup?
Where's my...
Remove that fucking scoundrel.
Well, someone has to pour out one hand.
All right, all right.
Oh, I know it's torn.
I'm gonna call the...
Please and thank you.
Can I do the...
Good pull.
Can I just try?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Excellent.
Come on.
Okay.
And...
Get that.
Yeah.
I think maybe you got maybe yeah
I was gonna say maybe you guys need like a
good guys need like a thumbnail maybe or something yes we go get a thumbnail
you like hold it up
Okay, no that's a good thumbnail there's something don't do something with that
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Okay, yes, so we had anything to this last second. All right, let's do it. Do you have you should answer the
You have a speaker
So when you get to the phone, it's just like this you guys say anything it is yeah with with I like
Wait when I go to flip it maybe Connor his face on my PC and it's playing the sound effect
Who's calling?
I'm tripping.
What?
Is it loud?
It's my bag.
It goes C's.
Is it loud enough though?
No, I could turn it up.
I think it would be funny.
He plays from his phone?
The face-limbs starts outside.
Knock on the door.
Colton answers it.
I'm not even getting the answer to the phone, it's cold, it's numb.
What if I was an answerer? Wait, fuck. No. Attacks back.
I doubt we'd be knocking on the door. I'll answer the door.
You'll be behind a debt, and you walk into the food.
He just, in the meantime, is going to be playing trust.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where do I go?
I'm holding a phone behind you, and then...
Where does she just pick up?
Then it's an L.
So I'm gonna call and hand it to you?
Yeah, but we got it.
So send it up.
Yeah, we got it.
Everybody get in position.
Chat focused.
Got people lights in here or not?
Maybe dimming?
Like that or not?
Talk to your chair.
We have no lights being put on the table, right?
Little what?
We got a little later. Do you have a candle anywhere?
He's the one cold-ass food the foods not cold
Just relax
This is about this is how I rank up right now. You get the stamp of
Maybe one of fought one be behind me
Okay, ready?
Okay, wait, where you guys gonna sit you guys singing these two so I'm gonna come around right here
Do we say anything or I don't know okay?
Make sure it's flips I can hold it. Oh shit like this, right?
I'm just gonna take her in.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, it's all gone.
It's all gone.
Try trying to get it again.
Hang up and call back.
Okay.
One more.
It's okay.
Call Thursday.
Can we just eat the food?
You know what?
She doesn't answer.
We'll make a clip so they can send to us.
Mmm, the same thing just without you being on the phone.
And then she could see, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
And we'll send her the clips.
Okay.
Yeah, fuck it.
Just back away from the 11th ring.
Oh!
Fuck!
You're fucking me!
No way!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
What happened?
Come on inside!
Okay.
Don't check it out.
Alright.
Oh!
Okay, alright, don't mind me, I'll just go jump past here, okay?
Wow!
Right!
Okay, those aren't mid-rolls though.
But that's okay, that's okay, that's a step, that's a step, sorry.
Okay.
Wow, oh, Air Poison Ivy's here?
Oh, Show Poison Ivy.
Wow.
That's good.
Oh my god, look at you guys go!
Oh, we're going fucking crazy!
That's crazy!
Do you like it?
Wait, take a bite, you haven't taken a bite!
Oh, you can see if I turn the light on or not.
I can see!
Maybe... oh, yep, there we go.
Okay.
Let me try.
Okay.
What's up?
Wait, what are you ready to do on a first glance?
Yeah, what are you ready?
Okay.
I'm making up for missing.
Look at mine.
Can you use a little bit more water on the table?
That's better coloring right there. That's pretty good.
All my rolls would have been a good touch.
We'll get there next time.
Let's go.
Let's go. I can tell in two seconds.
We're gonna have to start walking. That's okay.
I think we're getting to the point where we're gonna need to start adding veggies, but that's okay
One step at a time, one step at a time
We're gonna go with this
I'm getting it, I think, I mean we'll see, we'll make sure it's cooked, we'll make sure it's moist
Huh?
Throw an apple to you?
Yeah
Alright, we're gonna let you know it's cooked
Okay, oh I can see
Okay, that looks good
It does look a little dry, unfortunately
No, it's not, it's not, it's not
It's supposed to look that way, yeah
Okay, okay
That's edible.
Let's go!
Is it good?
It tastes pretty good.
It's edible, right?
How about edible?
Okay.
I feel like we're ready to give out a knife.
A knife?
That's not a fucking blow!
What?
Hold on!
Oh my God!
Fucking God!
I'm gonna lie to you I did the chef duo, man.
Blame!
It looks great. Action real quick.
Did you homemade your saucers?
I just saucy put them down.
Homemade the sauce.
Homemade the sauce, bro.
I don't think you did.
Give me a close-up one more time.
We got it. I mean, we weren't focused on doing it for a while.
No.
Yeah, okay
Okay
I'm not mad at that
Yeah, I would I would love to
Wait, um, yeah, I got which I have I have well I can't lift because I'm holding rage's hand with my armpit
Are we just following me?
Ready?
Hey
All right, what do you think honest?
Gilly will be honest for sure. Is there a cook? Yes
He doesn't have a thicker piece your mind is pretty right here Colton
What do you think Colton?
Okay, it looks good.
Not bad.
Not bad?
Gilly?
Giller?
Yeah.
Giller?
Hell no!
Giller!
That's a good reaction.
Giller!
Hey, that's not shit.
Come on, man!
That's not shit.
Come on, man!
That's not shit.
Come on, Giller!
Hey.
Oh, so where's your phone?
Man.
Hello, Giller. We've been a team effort. We weren't really hard to get here, but I'm out of this one.
So, do you think this is a rank up or no?
It's a rank up, though, for sure.
Goal.
It's a little dry, but we'll teach you how to grind it, actually.
How to do what?
So, the cool thing about chicken is that you grind it in salt water,
or it'll just, what it'll do is it'll seal in all the moisture inside your chicken,
and then it gives you a really moist chicken.
Okay, that would probably level this up a little bit higher
That's exactly what I was gonna ask I was asked is there a way to blind quickly like like like if you have a limited time
But I think that's gonna yeah, okay, so that's what we do next we brine the chair
I think so I definitely have yeah like down the middle yeah that is
definitely that spicy white he's not in an Irish yeah but last thing's a whole
another Alexander Hamilton I guess so so wait I'm making up though okay
Hey, listen, here we go, listen, listen, we're locked in, I'm serious about this.
It's locked, it's great QG, you're really interested in this, then we're working our way up there, not gonna lie.
It's so nice.
Actions are about you.
Okay, I'm back in line, I might have to get fucked this up before.
Oh, there we go.
Not only women need to be in the kitchen cooking and cleaning.
Men can do it too.
Sometimes women need to take the pressure off women in their job.
And we can take over sometimes, you know what I'm saying?
Wow, yeah.
We're still about to figure out a way to handle that.
Don't piss me off.
We're trying to like a straight link, like a beautiful link.
We haven't figured it out yet, but we're going to figure it out.
I'm so proud of you guys.
Thank you.
I'm actually pumped.
That was so good.
Thank you, kids.
I'm glad you're out of anybody that can be proud of us or pumped for us.
I'm saying, kidsy, together, no fucking go.
That's life.
Thank you, kidsy.
Thank you again, kids.
We appreciate you go.
We'll be home soon.
Okay.
That's latitude.
We're working our way up.
We're climbing the ladder right now.
We're climbing the ladder.
We're right.
We're right right now.
Jesus.
I got to silk am I a gold job? What's all right? What's the death rate was my right? Are we saying right? I think we say
Got my next few before you guys here though
No, I was you think I wouldn't get into I made Cinebons number three. I made Cinebons
I don't know if I can say I made you go to temples
Still gold the back to
You're locked in on the life.
I just looked at it.
silver one rage tissue seven what do you rate it I'm carried here look what do
you rate it I got it I think I know why I got it the pizza was better but it
It was easier to make the pizza.
I don't think the pizza was better than mine.
Really? I'm tripping?
I think I would give it if I'm critiquing myself.
I'd probably give it about eight.
I'd give it eight.
But the presentation is what it's carrying.
You know what I mean?
Pizza was good.
I liked it.
You didn't even try it in the chat.
I did.
I just couldn't finish this shit here.
Like, that's so good.
It's like 8 plus 5.
I didn't like it at all.
I'm saying like, damn near nine.
This is good.
I think with the presentation, everything, the vibes.
With the presentation, the vibes are nice.
Easily.
If it was just the border, it would be eight by five.
A nine.
Yes, yeah, nine, nine.
Yes.
Hold on, what do you think?
I'd say an eight.
Yeah.
He's a hard rate.
Across the border, cooking like I'm in between.
Wow.
I'm going in the right direction.
This is what the fuck the bazaar is.
This is a good day, Chad.
This is a good night.
Good final night of the day.
Then you're dipping.
Dipping.
When are you going back again?
Straight.
When I'm the one eating.
I don't know when the world will take you.
I got to put the back signal in the hair or what?
And I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I
Be the 10 out of 10. Yeah to make sure she's in there. She's in the shot
Don't you got it? Yeah? What the fuck shit back there?
I sure just had jay-boss
That's a shit-bass start at the denigrant. I'd be cut cosplay
No girl looks good in the poise maybe cost no girl
No, yeah
No, there's not a single not a single one. It's not a single female streamer
Not a single chatter Instagram model. They'll look good in a
Poison Ivy
I know the girl on Twitter, what?
I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it, yeah.
Has anybody seen it?
I mean, if I see it, maybe I'll believe it, but as of now.
As of now? When you've had eight years of living?
Never seen it.
Has it existed?
Not crazy to say.
Let me get an R-Team to check.
I'm feeling down.
You want to prove as long as you can show it, but I'm saying, I'll be 12.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm just gonna say it.
That wasn't going out with teeth, man.
Okay.
Oh my God, that's what they use the phrase, going to keep.
You're going to shit his gas.
Shit his gas.
Gas.
Oh.
Cookies with kaya.
What?
What are you up to?
How y'all feeling?
How you feeling?
You guys just a simple shame today, now?
Going out with teeth.
I'm feeling.
I'm not gonna lie when I first started using some of the guys forget they should just hit
It's just a bus.
Damn, everybody cleaned it.
Hold on, look at the cleaning up here y'all.
Cleaned it, gang.
I want it.
Cleaned it, gang.
My hand.
Ugh.
Hurry up, son.
Ugh.
I don't want to die.
Chat?
Like that?
Is it reaching that time soon?
Me?
Yeah.
What time is it?
11 o'clock, maybe?
Damn, almost 2 a.m.
What the?
Hold up, please.
Why is it almost 2?
Fucking no, I didn't know it's that way
Oh
My god
I thought that I calculated it
It's like seven minutes, huh? Oh that push. Yeah
I'll practice if I see my phone
Yo, a deaf man banned me from your Twitch channel, 2CHR of some shit.
So many texts in here, I just can't have to read them.
Yeah, we got it.
We got a good to take care of game.
We might have to.
Yeah, it's 2AM y'all.
Is it not 2AM for y'all?
Yeah.
For you, you're on East like we.
I'm getting on East.
You know what, switch your shit over.
You know what's crazy?
I've been going to bed, on East Coast time, I'm going to bed like 7AM, 8AM.
Ask me what time I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed like 7AM, 8AM.
Ask me what time I'm going to bed.
I've been going to bed, I'm going to bed like 7, 8am.
Ask me what time I'm going to bed West Coast time.
What time do you go to bed West Coast?
Since I've been here I've been going to bed like 6, 30am.
When the sun is out?
West Coast time, yeah, 6am.
So that means I'm going to bed like 9am east.
If for any reason my body wakes up at 10am, like 10, 30, 11am.
West Coast, I can't go past that, I don't know why.
I cannot go past like eleven and ten.
Hey, here's the station.
How's it get that checked out?
Yeah, I'm missing bro.
I'm missing this audio.
Well, I mean, get you to come back, whatever.
Oh, you're not coming back.
You're about the time I come back.
Oh, you're not coming back.
Oh, fuck, this is it.
I'm not lying, I probably won't ever see this house again.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, you probably won't ever see this.
By the time I'm back here, this house won't be a family.
And that's kind of sad.
That is.
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