you
Wait, we're turning up.
What's going on in here, man?
Be parrowed.
Bro, I'm really excited for this dream, though, y'all.
Y'all see in the title, me and Maya.
Donsbuns with a 20?
Hold up, bro.
Surely now, everybody is getting in god badges, right?
Shout out to Dons, man.
I'm actually so hyped for this dream.
So I'm about to hop in court with Maya in a little bit,
and we're playing Black Ops Zombies.
This is gonna be the first time
in the history of all the streams I've done with Maya
where I am the teacher and she's just a student.
She's never shot a gun before in Call of Duty.
I don't think she's ever held an Xbox controller.
What are the predictions here, y'all?
What do we think about this?
She said, I don't know how to hold a controller
I'm so hyped for this, bro.
I got my 360 set up, I've been playing MW2, right?
The streams have been a vibe.
I was trick shotting in earlier this week,
we're rugged a little bit.
And me and Maya have talked about doing something like this,
but we never actually got around to it.
And we are today.
I'm really excited.
Because I don't think I've done a stream with Maya
since South Africa, which is literally damn three months ago
now.
Damn, where's the stream?
Damn, where's the time go?
But what are our predictions, y'all?
So this is where my head's at going into this, all right?
Let me know what y'all think, all right?
It's gonna be a fire-string go.
Vera, thank you for the five.
So the first, like, I don't know how long instead of take,
but ideally, right, we're gonna go jump into town, right?
Town on Black Ops 2, and I'm gonna try to just teach her
full-blown crash course 101, everything, right?
For like, okay, how it works with points how you have to buy perks
How you have to upgrade your gun how it certain rounds the zombies get stronger and it's gonna be like a full-blown crash course
Right, and then after we feel stop saying WSA in South Africa
You could spell it out. Why do you guys like you can't I don't know anyone even tries to spell it
So my idea is, right, I'm a teacher on town, right?
And then once we're both in a comfortable spot, we're going to go to transit, right?
The Big Map.
And I think the goal is, the idea should be, she should be able to survive and like we
should be able to get to a specific round on the Big Map.
And once we get to that round, we're good.
Like round like 2025 and Maya's got to be able to like be on another, like, you know how transit is biggest fuck.
So Maya's got to be on the other side of the map and she's got to be able to survive on her own, right?
Which is a lot, especially for zombies and for someone who's never played cod.
Like she'll probably be scared of zombies, she'll probably be afraid.
I'm excited because every other stream I do with Maya, you guys know, I'm always asking questions and trying to figure out what's going on.
So it's going to be a little role reversal here today. I'm excited. How are we feeling though? I got a red bull too. Hold on.
Could be a long night. I'm hot dog. Thank you for the pot.
Is W Airlines or not?
Luck of God, luck of good.
With a 10 piece?
There we go.
I see the flock though.
Show of love.
Y'all excited for this stream?
I am.
I was just here with Gilly a little bit.
We're trying to talk about maybe setting some cool stuff up for this weekend.
And then Monday is me and Joe.
Me and Joe Bartolosi.
Me and him.
about to do a stream together beyond desktop
and probably play Minecraft or something like that, I think.
So well, Frito, thank you for the 15.
I'm really excited.
We've got some cool stuff coming up, okay.
So I want to talk to y'all,
go through the comfort a little bit
and then I'm gonna hop in Discord with Maya
and try to teach her how to play zombies.
What are y'all predictions?
Y'all think that I could teach her to the point where
teacher to the point where after a little bit we could go to transit and get to round 25 together or is it GG is it
something on GG stay on bro look at what someone said to me bro where's this reply hold on like what the
fuck is this blind leading the blind stream this is the one time and the this is the one thing where I
I have the most vision blind leading the blind. We're talking about black ops soon. Hello, sir
Are we fucking confused and we forget?
This is where my visual prowess is at its peak on black ops. So I know the most about this
This is what I I look at my entire life
through a black ops to lens because of how
much I played this game
You guys know this
But I'm confident in my abilities as a teacher, right?
so
Someone like mine who's never played cod never played zombies
after a
Good amount of practice we could go on the big map and hit round 25. I think we could y'all think we could do it or no
Promise. Oh y'all caught that dough. Hold on
I need to catch that define
My prowess, though.
Feel me?
Skill or expertise in a particular activity or field.
Black off too, this is where my visual prowess
is at its peak, what are you talking about man?
Add that one to your guys' bag right there.
Not a lot, I picked that one up off an Arato.
I got that one off my Tachi, bro.
Chopped out a Tachi in there.
I'm excited, bro. I'm excited. I'm excited. Let's do it, bro. Hold on. I got supposed to go live,
babe. And then we got to get in court with Maya. She's got a full 360 set up and everything, bro.
This is actually about to be so much fun. Especially if you all have like followed,
uh, like the whole art me and Maya went on last year with Nat Geo doing it on desktop and then
into South Africa. We're actually going to talk about on the court, uh,
one way in the call about Nat Geo part two. All right. Can y'all smile?
Say cheese. Okay. I'm about to post this. It's go live. I'm doing one pick and I'm
posting it. I don't want people saying, uh, blinks or the lighting was bad.
This is the one. Okay. Hold on. Ready? Smile though.
Let's get in a little bit more, though.
Like shoulder, we might need to go shoulder to shoulder. That's fine, though.
Like fuck it. All right, this is this is good.
Everybody said cheese, bro. We look good, bro. We actually look great.
What do we think of the airlines, though?
Is W Airlines or a non-bro? I see more person said L airline, bro.
I think he meant that or is he trying to raise for me?
We back zombies with Maya, get in here.
Bro, I can't wait to hit a crane shot, bro.
I'm gonna hate one, bro.
Not tonight, but soon, but soon, man.
Favorite Naruto character?
Uh, the like, layup, the easy answer is Atachi,
but maybe Gara, Kakashi, Kakashi actually.
Kakashi, Gara, uh, I thought Madara was a cool villain.
Uh, but probably Kakashi, and then Gara, and then Atachi.
Oh, uh, Shishui was cool too, Shishui.
Honestly, Shishui was tough.
Am I saying the same right?
Shishui?
You kinda look like Kakashi, for real?
He's got white hair and he hides his face.
She's who he was tough, bro.
He's like responsible for,
I don't want to get into it, bro.
Go down a whole anime.
I watched 100-100 till 5 a.m. last night, bro.
Actually, what the fuck is this?
Yeah, I'm not doing the buzz, bro.
What'd you do to me?
Thank you for the gift. This is L Air Lines, bro
That really is L Air Lines
Okay, hold on I got squared up. Okay, my is my log. I think she is
It's about to be fun though. Oh she is
She is hold on
Like if I didn't have a chat open
No, it is gonna be fire hold on do I have my on-cord I for sure do right
Okay, wait
Should we run it? Should we hop in right now? Oh ads bro. You gotta hit ads
You got a sub up bro. You got a sub now. Hold on. Call my on court
Production production can we switch over? Hello?
My it was good
How we feeling you
know
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling confident and I'm feeling ready
My chat was just asking me if I think that I if I think I'm gonna be better at minecraft or cod
and
Hello, you can see me. Okay. Hello. Yeah, I can see you. Um,
All right, let me see how I
Can see your chat too. Oh
Is that okay, you want me to turn off? No, no, no, no, no, we could switch like I'll switch back once we get on the 360
But I think for now, we should sit in chord like this.
How are you feeling about this?
I'm scared because I was talking about this earlier.
I think there is a point at which it's no longer funny and charming to be like, do we die?
I mean, I'm going to be really bad.
And I think it's flying at first. I'm sure there will be a point where people are like
Wait, it's not fun anymore, and then you're gonna be pissed
No, I'm not gonna be pissed. What I think this is gonna be so much fun. I'm so excited
I think it cut out a little bit. It was a little bit
No, but no, I'm not gonna be mad
This is like the one situation the one scenario that
We're in where I can actually
IGL, literally IGL, wow, I get to use that word for real.
That's what you call the lion in the front.
What's that stand for?
Yes, hand game leader.
Remember we seen the lion doing the tap dance.
That's you today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like every other stream we do, right?
All the Nagio streams, San Diego,
you're always the one knowing everything.
So now, it's like, now, you get to come into my world.
It's late.
I'm scared.
Oh, earlier, my chat, I thought I had the wrong game.
Because I thought I had the wrong game
because they said that it was,
I said that we were playing COD.
And then they said, you're playing zombies.
Yeah.
And so I thought that I had the wrong,
and it doesn't say zombies anywhere on this.
So I thought I had the wrong game and I was like, oh my God, I only have this one.
Oh, you thought you got the wrong, you thought zombies was separate and caught?
Yeah, and I still, honestly, I still don't get it.
Like, I understand that these two things go together, Call of Duty and Black Ops go together,
but I don't, I still don't understand what the zombies.
So I'll break it down.
So like Call of Duty, Black Ops is the series.
Zombies is like a mode in Call of Duty.
So Call of Duty is like the bigger game, right?
You know, everyone's wrong playing against each other and like TDM, S&D, and then if you want to do something more...
Go back, back up.
Oh, which way?
Like, six seconds, what were the acronyms?
Oh, the acronyms, TDM, Team Death Mask, S&D, Search and Destroy.
That's separate though, that's like a whole, that's a whole different side of the game.
We're not touching.
Okay, so don't worry about that today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like when people generally play Call of Duty,
they would get on and hop on that.
Or what's fun about zombies,
it's not like you're not playing against another player.
Like we're on the same team and we're playing against,
it's like computer, the zombies are like,
and as the rounds, like I can get deeper into the game,
like round one versus round 10, the zombies get stronger
and they become more zombies.
So we play bots, zombie bots.
Yes, yes, we're not players.
We're not versing actual players.
Like the zombies are like programmed
and if you get hit a specific amount of times by them,
you go down and you need to get revived and...
Okay, and they have guns?
No, no, no, they're straight hands.
But on Black Ops 2, there's crawlers.
Okay, where do I start here?
We have guns though?
We do have guns, yes.
This is how I learned by the...
It's all really easy.
This is how I learned financial literacy.
I'm not even talking.
What?
Yeah, it's on Kino, though.
Is that what you mean?
Yes, because you start, and you need to see your points.
Your points is essentially your money.
And you need to be able to think, OK,
I need to keep x amount of points
to open the door to unlock certain parts of the map.
And I need to keep a specific amount of points
to also get jugged so I could go further into the game
so I have more health.
And then they need to keep a specific amount of points
if I want to gamble and hit the box
or do the MP40 wall buy or update or pack a punch my gun.
I'll tell you, it's like,
maybe I'm putting too much information out there to start,
but it'll be good.
There's a-
That lose you?
Economy within the-
Can you not hear me?
No, no, I meant like in the train.
Sorry.
Oh, there's an economy in the game.
You have you have money in the form of points and use the money to buy things. And yeah, I yeah. Okay. So I understand why that taught you about money.
Okay, so we have to worry about that as well as shooting zombies that are trying to kill us the whole time. Yes, the main thing that you should be worried about creation is just surviving is just surviving.
Right.
Also, it's like Minecraft. Yes, like and as
Browns progress it will get harder and the zombies will get stronger and will need to have more points to
Get better guns and upgrade our
Like get perks so you start with no perks and there's specific things you could get that
You know, I mean like side of hand so you can reload faster
Juggernaut so you have more health if you don't have jug on bo2 we're fucked if we don't get done
We need to get done. What's drug?
Juggernaut.
What's juggernaut?
It's a perk, a cola that you drink that gives you more health.
Like a chug drug.
Wait, I wonder if your chat knows about zombies.
Wait, does your chat know about zombies?
So it's like Fortnite.
Wait, what's like Fortnite?
This game?
No!
How did you get to Fortnite?
Where'd I lose you?
Well, you have to drink something
to make you feel better.
You have to find the thing you have to drink it
and you feel better.
Yes, kind of, yes, in that sense.
Yeah, like in Fortnite, you drink,
you drink mini pots to get help.
Yes.
And it's like Minecraft where there are zombies
and if they get you, you die.
Yes, if they hit you three times,
you're down with no joke.
And they double hit sometimes,
which is, we gotta watch out for in the earlier rounds.
But I think the best way to approach this
is we'll just jump into town and I'll teach you as we go.
Like trying to load you up with information right now
is gonna just overwhelm your brain.
Okay, can I ask you some questions first?
Yes.
When was the first time you played this game?
So long ago, oh my God, when it came out.
I'll agree.
When did it come out?
It came out when I was a sophomore in high school.
So if I do the math, that's how I scale everything.
I don't do it by years.
I don't buy what grade I was in.
2013?
2013, 2012.
Yeah.
I was a sophomore when I was a student.
That was my first play.
All right.
And how many hours do you have in the game?
Oh my god.
More hours doing this than I think quite literally.
If I had to look at my life stats and it was like,
OK, I spent this much time doing this, this, this.
I think VO2 was at the top.
Okay.
50 years ago, I did not play this game.
I, my bad, sorry.
I play, I think it was this,
I don't know actually if you know this,
I think it was this game I played once.
Oh, so you have some experience playing this game.
I did one round at PSL.
Okay.
But I didn't shoot anybody and I never,
I don't know how to like, I just moved,
I just tried to follow the person that I was with.
And I died.
They knifed me every time, actually.
Okay, so we don't have to worry about that.
Or, you know what, that's not gonna happen today.
We'll be fine.
Nobody's knifing me,
because the zombies don't have knives.
No, but they will.
Yeah, they have hands, which essentially,
they'll hit you.
And if you get hit two, three times,
three times, you're down.
Right, Chad?
Three times with no jug.
With jug, you could take five hits before you get none.
Okay, I've never played this.
I've never done the zombie thing.
Oh, it's true without Jug.
Oh, okay.
No, it'll be fun.
It'll be great.
I'm actually really excited.
Okay.
And you swear, you solemnly swear,
you're not gonna get pissed off and be like,
oh my God, you're actually so bad at the game.
Like this is not fun.
No.
And you're annoying.
No, no, there's no way.
If anything, I would find it funny.
I do not expect it going to blackout zombies.
knowing you've never touched a game in your life
and expect you to put on a master class.
If you could just, I would be happy as,
like my thing is, I think we go through
like full blown crash course in town,
which is the small map.
So we practice on a small map.
We go through the motions, you get company.
We're small, or the map itself, the space
that we're in is small.
The space we're in is small.
So everything we need is relatively close,
like jug, the box, like spots to train.
Like I just need to teach you how to, how to like move,
like how to train zombies where you could go be on your own.
Yeah, cause you have to move and look at the same time.
It's kind of like a finesse.
Like you gotta be able to like hurry up as many zombies
Like when we're getting later into the game like the method is you heard them up as many as you can so they stop spawning and
Once there's a big train behind you, then you let the clip go and you take out the train
If that makes sense you put right chat
You put them in a train yes, you put them in a train because if you try to pick them up a car like a train car
No, no, no
No, they're not in our car. They are
are they why is it called it there's just a big group of them they're all
together and it's easier than picking them off one by one because say you have
a gun right so you have like a mp40 you only have so many bullets right so if
you're picking off one zombie at a time you're gonna run out of bullets so you
wait for them all to come together and just spray the whole train and it's
it's more it's a more efficient way to progress in the game and get points and
I can't say the animal, if that makes sense.
Save the animals.
No, I'm down for saving animals,
but I was talking about ammo.
Oh, ammo.
Yeah.
Okay, is this anything like CS?
It's an FPS.
It's a-
It's an FPS, and there's an economy.
You do need money to buy things.
It's like herding sheep.
But we're killing the sheep.
They're the sheep or zombies.
And they want to kill us as well.
Yeah, it's us or them.
I'm picking us.
It doesn't seem like herding sheep at all.
It's super different.
No, no, you won't.
But I understand that you get them all in the same place.
It's going to be fine.
OK.
I got a beer.
Yeah. Oh, there you go.
Damn. Wait, that might be the move.
Remember bugs and beers, y'all?
Yes. Cod and beers.
Yeah, that's ghillie beer.
Yeah, I'm giving it was here a little bit ago and he just left.
Wait, should we talk about a Nagio part two?
some of them. Yes. Chat. Listen y'all uh obviously we're around last year with me and Maya went
through that whole arc of being on desktop and reacting to national geographic videos and then
we did the zoo stream and we ended up actually going to South Africa for three days. Did two full
blown like 14 hour streams in Safari was awesome. And honestly, one of the coolest things I've
ever done. We're running it back this year. We're running it back. And we were going to wait
and make a big announcement about where we were going and it was going to be
cinema and dramatic. And then I was just watching it upstream one day. And I just forgot that we
hadn't said that yet. And so I just, he was talking about camera setups or something. And I was like,
like, and we're bringing that to Alaska in his chat and his mods
pinned it and then he read it and he's like, wait, and I was
like, wait. So we leaked it. I leaked it. Sorry. You did not
leak it. It was me. It's okay though. I understand how that
would have been. You know what I mean? But yeah, the map. The
map we're going to is Alaska. We're going on summer lives in
the summer. Yeah, I won't be the Arctic. It'll be beautiful.
Well, he's not the Arctic. Yeah, we're going to summer. I mean,
Not in the summer, it won't be like frozen over, no.
What?
For real?
That was cold the whole time.
Awake so it's gonna be like nice summer vibes in Alaska.
It'll be hot.
I think it'll be nice.
I don't think it'll be hot.
I think it'll be, I don't know.
I've never actually been to Alaska.
Me neither.
It's a new map for me as well.
We're gonna run it back.
Yeah, it'll be so fun.
And Connor has so many ideas.
He's already scheming.
He's like, showed me so many crazy things.
He's like, we could do this, we could do this,
we could do this.
And I don't know how much to tell you either.
Cause I don't know if it should be like a surprise for you.
I think he's, I think he's already talked to Gilly
though a little bit.
I think we should just run it how we did last year.
And I've said this chat multiple times, like every time me
and Maya were talking about South Africa,
a lot of the conversations I was like, okay,
it's better if I know as little as possible going in.
So I'm learning with the chat for the first time
as well about everything out there.
Like, you know what I mean?
I just know there's a whole,
it's a whole bunch of different species over there.
There's wolves, there's bears.
Yeah.
And the sun is up for the whole day, no?
Long time.
Yeah. Is it not?
Chat, you gotta write out the whole,
you gotta write out the whole thing
when you're talking about South Africa.
Yeah, I was trying to say to everyone, everyone, yeah.
We don't need to abbreviate it, y'all.
I'll get that we love the South.
It was good, no, it was definitely W, South Africa though.
I love watching SNA.
Let's just write it out, y'all.
It's not that many more letters.
I don't know how to just say that.
Bro, that's what they say in the chat.
Yeah, I know they're saying it, but they're,
Yeah, yeah, no
Yeah
Don't say it out loud. Don't read it. Yeah. Yeah. Let's just let's let's spell it out
Wait, I mean going into Alaska. There's no way they could abbreviate that, right?
There's a way
They're probably they could probably just ride Alaska. They'll probably just ride Alaska. Yeah, it'll be awesome not Geo part two
Yeah, I'm sick. I'm excited. It's gonna be fun
Yeah, we're running it back with the same squad me Maya Connor and gilly this summer
It's gonna be lit
Yay. Oh, you know what I'm out
Yeah
You won't did you know what I was gonna say
Yeah, you know
the
bird enclosure out there
Block block that's what I think we should call it
The flock block. Can you explain that? Can you explain about it? Yes, totally. So we are building
some new bird of prey enclosures at Alpha Sanctuary so that we have space to rescue some birds of
prey. Birds of prey being vultures, eagles, hawks, falcons, owls, stuff like that. And so we're
building out new enclosures and I've been looking for people to sponsor the building of those
enclosures and so a dad came in and he was like wait I gotta do that because the flock and I was like
you're so right and so yeah so there will be a flock block enclosure for one of the birds and
then you can come visit that bird and it'll be there because of you. I think and I get to name
the enclosure too. Yeah. Chad how do we feel about flock block and then we could go to our base
and see it at anyone who goes there and like does a tour.
We'll see the bird and do you know what bird it would be?
It'll be all I know right now is that it'll be a bird prey.
That means so a hawk or a falcon or a vulture or something.
Oh I thought you were talking about the DC movie.
You never see that movie? Well Harley Quinn? No.
What? It's the birds of prey. It's called that?
Yeah, it's like their little group
There's a movie called birds of prey. Mm-hmm. It's DC. Yeah, what I've never heard of that
It's a full what's it called like arc in the comics, right chat?
What I mean right yet. Oh, it's like Harley. It's like all the girls in DC link up and go fuck shit up
How has nobody ever told me about that?
Has it never came out?
Chat, isn't it crazy that that's never come out?
I've never heard of that.
Okay, I'll check it out.
It's a full blown movie.
It doesn't have anything to do with birds now that I think about it.
Oh.
Right?
I mean, why did they call that group that?
Yeah, it's a team.
You don't pay attention.
You don't care about superheroes.
I think both of those things aren't true.
Wait, are they not true?
You do care about superheroes?
Me too!
Um, yep.
Big, oh, yeah.
That's one of the things we have in common, for sure.
And then there are birds.
Oh, okay, that's why it's birds of prey.
Okay, that makes sense.
And they're, oh, okay, and they're awesome, tough shit.
That makes sense now.
They're like hawking shit down.
Oh, maybe that's why.
Maybe.
So, bird of prey enclosure, Alaska, not Geo Part 2, or Flock Block, Alaska, not Geo Part
2.
Was that all?
Block, block.
Wait, when, when does that become a thing?
Can we, how's it, like, can we, like, design, like?
They're getting built right now.
If you want to come out and, like, put it together, you're welcome to.
I mean, I could, I, we could get you an attractor.
We could, you can help build it if you want.
I can get an attractor.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't need a license or nothing. I could just know oh
What let me yeah, let me go hands-on
Okay, I'm gonna go play. Yeah, real pain. We could go build the actual enclosure like yes
You can go on whatever you want. Yeah, oh boy. Okay. Say less deal
There's a deal over here in the flock
sweet okay and everybody in the chat so they're down to split it with me too
appreciate y'all in the chat oh that's very nice guys it's so generous appreciate y'all
y'all well we're all going in on this together right me yes you guys we did
bro y'all said that y'all will go half with them all right bro we'll figure that
out. Regardless, I should come out and see out there. Yeah. Because I haven't been since 2024.
Oh, it's yeah, it's always different. I always tell people I give it a year and then you come
back. It's so different. How's it been? So good. It's so busy, though. Oh, for real? Wait, did you
talk about, did you announce your, can we wait, did you, I think you already talked about it.
What's that talk?
Yes.
You announced it, right?
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah.
It's in April in Vancouver.
Are you excited?
Yeah.
I am really excited.
And, well, maybe I shouldn't say that.
No.
Yeah.
I think that's fine.
I'm talking to their team in Twitch right now about potentially finding a way to be
able to stream it, which would be so sick because it's not something that they've done
before on Twitch.
So I'm really, I'm crossing my fingers for that.
But the talk is done.
I wrote it. I've rehearsed a bunch of times. All my visuals are done.
I've got three huge screens behind me that it's like 50 foot screens.
They're massive. And I'm on this little like podium dot. It's a lot.
That's so tough. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm feeling really good about it.
Yeah, that's one of the coolest things I think
I've ever heard anyone in this space do go do a full blown head talk.
I remember when I landed in
Where were we? We were in Germany, the layover. Yeah, I was working on it on the plane. Yeah.
Me and Gilly got off the flight and Maya had a laptop where she was writing her TED talk on her left,
a book on her right where she was illustrating photos for a book that she's working on, and then
a whole like study sheet on all the different Amino species we're going to see in South Africa.
She's like, what have you been doing?
And I was like, oh, I just watched Full Metal Alchemist
on the flight.
In German?
In German.
He downloaded the German dub or something.
Thank you.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a lot.
I was doing a lot.
And then I read a newspaper on the plane back.
That was awesome.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
That was fun. That was a fun trip. That was a fun trip. It was so good.
Okay, are you ready? Okay. I have this controller. Oh, nice. Okay, there you go. That should work.
Important. I have this controller. I have an Xbox 360 over here, and then I have this game.
These are all the things that you told me that I need. That's all you need, yes.
and we just have to add each other and then I can make the lobby and we're
straight. Oh we have to add each other on Xbox live. Yeah you have your game or
tag or not? Yeah they gave me a randomly generated one but wait what is it?
You know you can change it one time for free. Can I say it to you or is that?
Wait, I was maybe maybe text error type in the discord first
Before it comes out because then you'll start getting spam message. Okay, hold on. Let me boot my Xbox up
Ready chat hold on
The Xbox is very
It's very hot. Is that it's very like warm. Is that fine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not on like a carpet or anything, right?
Like it's no no what would it set up when it's set on fire has it done that it's it's ha it's happened before
But it won't overheat as long as it's like you know I mean if you keep your keep like a PC on like a carpet
They tell you not to do that
Right. Don't they tell you not to do that? Okay. I switched
I had to swap my face cam. How do you have your camera on on your screen and in the corner?
We'll take the tech to you
I don't know space that's everything up. I just press go line. I start yapping
Spaces go to maybe Deco. Okay, that's virtual camera. He said
Deco, maybe you could just when we're in the game put Maya's face cam on my toolkit like how we did before
Okay, let me try to add you. Did you text it? I sent you my gamer tag
Let me see that's your game or time. Yeah, what do you think? It's a it's valid. Yeah, it's valid. Thank you. It's valid. Hold on. Let me have to your room on this, but you have one free change.
Have you never made a game or tag before?
No, um, no, I mean I've played games before so I so that means I've had them surely right
Yeah, I've never made one on purpose
Like you never had a like it was always Maya for you for everything
Yeah, no when I when I started streaming I my username was my hega, which is tragically. That's my my government, you know, it's just I
I don't know. I've never thought of anything else. Yeah, I mean, that's a pretty company.
It's all right. Yeah, it's pretty good. And then I don't have to worry about getting
darts. Yeah, you already you already put it out there. Yeah, got ahead of it. Yeah. In
the color duty community, you kind of had to. So I picked it out. I got an addition.
wait are we gonna we're not gonna talk to people right are we no no no okay good
i'm sure why is it not letting me add you wait she related to ryan yeah that's my cousin
one second okay i'm about to i'm about to send you a friend request
okay oh oh oh we're like starting okay um you might have to or maybe whoever helped you set it up
I don't know if you have your notice on on your 360 it might be easier after we get added
for you to turn them off so it's not constant messages popping up but did you get that?
Yes okay you can add me now.
You guys want to see Maya's game attack? Did I do it? Did I do it? You might you might need to
turn off notice now though. I think you added me but you might need to just turn off notice.
So, let me try to see if I can walk you through how to do this.
You go to Xbox and like your system settings and there should be a note of like if you
hit the home button and you go over to preferences I think.
Go over preferences and yeah, yeah, just turn notifications off.
Wait, do I start in options?
Let me see where you are.
Oh, I got you.
Can you set up a virtual camera so I can use your camera by hand?
Press the middle button.
The big, like the X?
Yeah, press the middle button.
Maybe a leak something?
No, no, no, you're good.
You press the middle button and go all the way to the right
to Xbox Guide, that screen.
Like the middle X box.
Yeah, yeah, OK.
I'm a little behind on the right of the screen.
And you go all the way to the right.
And now you see where it says preferences on settings under settings and you just click the notifications notifications preferences and notifications and turn them on.
You see I could do it.
Oh, don't send me messages.
I don't want to read them.
Okay, now you're good.
Now you should be good.
Oh, wow, we're really on VO2.
Oh, hold on.
What's the easiest way for us to put each other's cams on stream?
Is it like, discord it?
Or is it if, okay, hold on.
Let me move this to a different monitor.
One second.
OBS, right under stream, record is virtual camera and you can hit start and then swap discord to use OBS virtual can wait, wait, repeat that one more time. Someone in the chat would ask you.
Um, OBS right under stream slash record in OBS.
Is a virtual camera.
Okay, like on the right hand side and then just hit start and then swap discord. You're like discord with your camera capture and discord to OBS virtual cam.
Okay, so I go to share screen you said, or I just hit turn on camera and it's.
OBS virtual camera.
So, like in OBS itself under, you know, where you press start streaming. Yeah, are you ready to do this? Okay. And then you press turn on you to press OBS virtual camera.
camera? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, one more time on the tech support. I'm in OBS. Okay, you're in OBS.
There's this bug that starts streaming, but you go there all the time. Underneath that button,
it says, it says, start virtual cam. Start virtual camera. So click that and then go into OBS. Yeah.
And then go into like video and the drop down in video and then change your camera source to OBS
virtual camera. In Discord. In Discord. Yeah, like in your video. Right there, like that.
Hold on. Wait. Yeah. You see me now? No. No? I see me though. You see you? Am I doing something on?
Hold on, we're having a little bit of issues on the tech end chat give me one moment so
we can get our facecams off.
I have it though.
Thank you for doing that.
Hold on, hold on.
I might just need to do this.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, if I'm on this, but look at chat, I have it, now look.
Look, ready?
Reacts.
Look, we're here.
See?
Did I do it wrong or no?
That's the same ones.
Wait, I just need to add you now.
Let me try to hang up and then join back.
Okay.
Like my virtual camera's active though, chat, look.
Okay, I see you. Okay. Okay. It's good. But when I go like this, Mike, it's gonna be like this. You're gonna be small too. Is that fine?
Okay. Um, yeah, I, maybe. Let's see. Let's see.
One second everybody just hold one second look terrible if he's real small
No, it is but there should be a way
Chow so listen
If there's a production can we lock it in bro? I don't know what's going on. I'm taking a calm on
Is this wine it is is it to low-res?
I crop the the frick out of your camera, but they can see it's two picks, but then you can see him
But at least it's sharing my virtual camp
Maybe someone texted me about what to do.
OBS virtual camera next to the start cam is a cog wheel, select source, and then go camera.
Wait, you kind of have it. It's good, man. You have it. Do I have it?
Just FaceTime back, you know, I just, now I need to add, right here, I need to add another source, wait, how did you crop me out? What source did you put on top of OBS for the, to put?
it's like capturing my discord and then I literally cropped tiny you and then
blew it up but that's why you're you're like two pixels it's space said OBS
virtual camera next to the start virtual cam okay okay go back into OBS okay
hold on production I'm in OBS okay okay you're in OBS next to the next to the
virtual camera thing there's a cog wheel yes right okay click that yeah and then
go select source. Select source and then first output source do can't source display capture
display oh hold on I know what to do now I know what to do now okay okay that's it it's video
capture device yes it's this it should be now you should be good it should just be okay okay yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just new.
Oh, I did it.
Hold on, we are actually cooking right now.
Okay, how do I put you now, though?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I could do this.
Sorry, I tried to crop, dude,
I have to like uncrop him, hold on.
No, I got it.
Stop fixing it.
Wait, wait, display capture.
Uh-oh, hold on.
Okay, okay.
Transform, fit to screen, full screen it, like this.
You can pop out Discord and then window capture
and then crop me.
So in the Discord call, there's a,
on like the right of the call,
there's like a little pop out button
with a little arrow and a square.
And then click that.
Pop out, hold on, I'm close.
Yeah.
I see us in court.
Yeah, yeah, so then I'm then I'm popped out. Yeah, how do I pop you out now? I don't know
Yeah, y'all see it or not
How do I pop out I know how to do this normally
Wait, hold on. We're struggling a little bit. I'm almost everybody just wait one second though
Um like go to our call. Yes
Where where I am um and then leave full screen in the bottom right
And then see that little like arrow with the square that set like it's a little pop out
then.
Yeah, pop it out.
Okay.
And then I'm popped out and then go into discord and then and then do a window capture
of discord.
So it's not display captures window capture.
Window capture.
Hold on.
Let me delete this, remove, sorry,
chat production must be sleeping or something.
Just give me one second, window capture,
create new, discord this, no, discord that.
Yes, that's it.
Bang, and then I transform the screen,
and I just crop you out.
and crop me hold on production can we crop my and and we're good shift wait
what's the what's the word what's the what's the command of cropping how do I
use alt alt I use alt and I pull it how do I make hold on where's my chat I
thought you were teaching her I am I am in the second I am teaching her bro hold
Hold on, Chad.
Oh, it's this keyboard.
Oh, wait.
I'm tripping.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm almost there.
Wait, wait, wait.
One second, Maya.
Bang.
Production, can we just bring it down
so there's no black bars?
Bang.
Okay.
I did it.
I think I did it.
Holy shit. Yeah. Too easy. Okay. I apologize for for like now I can teach right. That's
good. I have me on the left middle of my on the right middle or should I put my ear is
good right check. Should I put it on the same time? Shout to the production man. Work it
really hard. Shadow production. Make them smaller, hold on. Shadow mine okay? Alright,
I think we're ready. Okay. Same side, right, hold on, I'll put this here, and this here.
All right, it's time now. I can cook. Okay
Hold on now, I got to invite you one second
It's time Chad. This is good. I think this is good, right? It's good size uneven. It's not gonna be perfect
Wait
Why didn't it go so, why is it dark?
Oh gosh.
It's good.
Okay.
Are you ready, Maya?
I'm ready to play Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Zombies.
Okay, now I can teach.
Now I can teach.
Here we go.
Crop the green bars.
Okay.
There's no green bars.
That is good.
Okay, here we go.
Main menu, zombies.
All right, I'm about to invite you.
Okay.
Oh, here we go, man.
I don't know how long we're about to be here for,
but there are green bars.
That is a little annoying.
Fuck.
Hold on.
All right, one second.
Hold on.
Let me invite you.
Where's Funbug?
What's her name?
Did we get you to accept my friend request?
Yeah.
I don't see it.
I think I did.
Do you see me online?
No.
I see somebody named FaZe Marlin,
but I don't think it's actually him.
Yeah, I don't know if that is.
I think you need to go to your messages
and accept the request when I'm going to grab the bars
right there in the chat.
FaZe Marlin.
I can invite you to a game.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, no, no, no.
I should do that?
Oh, it's okay.
It's looking like we're friends though.
No, no, we are.
Okay, that's really, can you talk one second?
Talking.
Oh, green bars, production.
Almost, production, we need this.
Wait, one more.
Test, test.
testing. Oh, that's good. Green, green, green, green. Okay, we're good. Okay.
All right. I'm going to invite you and we're going to lock in and I'm going to try to educate you on black ops zombies here. I need to go full
Okay
Holy production we're good now though
I'm leaving it like this. We're good. We're 30 minutes to get to get bro. It's about to be a long session. It's not even dark out I
Do have notifications off is that why I'm not getting here like is that why you can't go
Okay here. Let me look at your stream. So go to your messages
Go to your messages. I hit the home button.
You're in the game.
What?
Okay, hold on. I think you invited...
What'd I do?
Okay, wait, wait. You hit the home button. Receive. So you have my friend request.
So you gotta hit the home button.
Yeah, yeah. No, we're friends, I think.
Mine's in a lobby with Faze Marlin.
Should I click these messages? I'm scared because people have sent me some.
And I don't know what they said.
No, no, no. So you have to go into your messages and accept my friend request. If you click the messages, so go to messages.
I'm scared. I'm scared. It's okay. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
It's okay. It's not as... You just gotta find my friend request. It's in there and you accept it and then I can invite you.
I accept it.
You see it at the very bottom. Phase of death.
I got it. I accepted your friend request.
You did?
Yeah.
Okay, let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
That was scary what why were you so scared? I don't know I thought they're gonna say something mean oh
In the messages
Okay, here we go
Wait, are you sure you're accepted it?
Yeah, oh there you are. I'm pretty confident. I did that. Okay. Did you get that invite?
Yes
No
If you okay, so if you're on the zombie screen my if you press triangle. Oh, so go
You click my name and you should be able to join the session
You click my name. Okay. Hold on ready. Let me do this
You're now click my name and join it should now should be open if you click my name and join session
Bonnie thank you for the raid do I
No, no, no, now go back and yeah, yeah, leave and disband.
My party is open so you can get in my if you go back.
So hit X.
Join session in progress.
Yes.
Okay.
Sorry.
Okay.
And whoever is this?
Okay.
Thank you for the raid, Bonnie.
Hi, everybody.
It's close.
Welcome to me learning pod.
Okay.
Here we go.
It's time.
Are you ready?
No, wait, I don't know what to do.
We're gonna get in the game and you're just,
and you're gonna tell me what buttons to use.
And then, right?
Okay, so this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go into the smaller map, town, right?
And we're gonna just take it slow
and I'm gonna try to run you through the basics, right?
How to get points, how to get jug, hitting the box,
and how to train zombies.
And once you're at a comfortable position on the small map,
the goal is we're going to go to the big map transit,
which is a little like, it's a lot, right?
It's a bigger map.
It's like four maps in one map.
And we should be able to split up
and you should be able to survive on your own.
And we got to at least get to around like 2025, but.
We have to split up later.
But that's later.
That's later.
If we have like ideally like you should be able to but um you have all your controls, right?
Are you you play tactical or do you know I adapt? I adapt. I don't know what to do with this at all.
Okay, I know that I think I know if you like pull this it shoots
Yeah, so L2. Okay, so you see me right L2 and R2. Yeah, this is like the left analog is how you
move like it's walking and holding it down it's running your right analog is
like your FLB like your vision like it'll be easier yeah yeah the left
stays yeah yeah yeah okay so it'll be it'll be easier when we get in there okay
hold on okay I don't feel like it will be no it's okay it's okay we got it
Where's town, transit? No, that's at the end.
Wait, so Chad, what are these for? What are these ones for? These are for shooting. These are for what?
Uh, town.
I thought these were for shooting.
Those are your names. Wait, where's town?
Hold on.
is town in the transit one?
name and chute
bro this is the big map oh chat I'm trying to play the small one
wait so these are the chute
is this it? this is it right? it's survival?
she doesn't need map packs bro
Hold on one second, Maya, middle one, go away, I have a move.
Okay, this is it, this is it, this is down.
Alright, you ready, Maya?
We're just gonna go in, I'm gonna, should I put it on original chat or teacher, by the way?
Ooh, another thing I should tell you is I, my hearing, I think it's fine in real life,
in video games, can't hear anything.
Oh, really?
Just feel like you shouldn't have.
Okay, well.
Yeah, no, I, like, I,
people like are like,
they know that someone's behind them.
I can't do that.
You don't really need audio cues for zombies all that much.
Okay.
Like you should be fine.
Do I keep it on original or should I start it on easy chat?
Cause we're gonna be here for a while
and I just gotta show the ropes.
Let me start it on easy and show you.
And then we'll go to original on town
and the end goal should be us to both go into transit
and go round 20 plus.
All right, we're going, we're in, we're going in.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, let's read this photo.
This is my favorite photo, by the way.
Is this from the sub at the time?
Oh my.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
Is that real?
It's you on Jason's.
Where did I get that gun?
I think you went over Jason's on Jason's field
during the summer time.
Dog rounds.
Oh, there are dogs.
Oh, wait, there's dogs.
You might really like the dog rounds.
Yay.
Oh, my controller is shaking.
Is that okay?
Oh, you have vibration on?
Okay.
So you can turn the vibration on.
So here, how's your sensitivity feel?
Wait, where are you at?
Um, I don't know okay. This is this me. I'm right here. Wait. Wait watch out for the fire. Oh, okay
So the fire this fire right here. It does damage to you. So try to
Try to stay out of the fire and like jump around it
You know I can I turn my?
Sensitivity down. Yeah. Yeah go options and turn your sensitivity like put it on like three
Put it on where I press the middle button. So snow no start options and then look sensitive
options. Look sensitivity. And just get like comfortable with your like your analog stick
and moving around first. Do you see what number it's on right now? It's on three. Oh, there
you go. Okay, so press R. Okay, so it is that trigger to shoot. In the early rounds, so look
at one round one, you want to save your ammo and knife because they're one hit. So I play
But run and press R3 like the middle like pressed in on the right analog stick and kill the zombie right here to your left
Where's our three? What's our?
Okay, how do I explain R3 you press in on that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got you
Where's I don't see anything that says R3. Okay. It's a little tricky
R3 I play tactical R3. So you see the right analog stick you see this right here. Yeah, yes
You push you push that in like you push that in. Yeah, you see now you're nice
Okay, so now knife the zombies
Our three bang see and you get more points you get more points for a nice thing then you do a kill shooting
So in the early rounds the zombies have less health. So you want a knife
Oh, and watch out for the fire
There's fire everywhere. Yeah, but
So this is like the smaller version of that.
I think let's just keep farming points, like keep farming points and knifing the zombies.
So try to work on like knifing him and then getting away from him so you don't, because
this one's on fire, so it'll give you damage.
See how it blows up?
He blew up?
If they're on fire, they'll deal damage.
Okay, knife, knife, knife, knife, what the heck I did?
Oh, sorry, I thought that was you.
It's OK, it's OK.
Oh, oh, um, I, I, oh.
There you go.
So the idea is right now, you have 890 points in the bottom
right.
It seems like it's kind of a big number.
You need 2,500 for jugs, so that's
like what we're playing for right now, for jugs.
So you could shoot, if you want, like another method
is you could shoot the zombies a little bit
and then knife them and get more points.
Wait, what happened?
He was on your flag.
So how was I supposed to know that he was there?
I just got to look everywhere?
Or did I could?
I would stay moving and you've got to move around.
Oh, sorry.
I was just going to chat, OK.
It's OK.
OK, so right here.
So shoot this zombie a few times.
Oh, I didn't shoot him.
I just knifed him, and I got scared.
And now I'm on fire again.
OK, OK, shoot him a few times.
And then knife him.
And then, oh, oh, there you go.
Did I see? Yes, yes you did it. So that's how you like-
How do I know what I'm gonna die?
Uh, your screen will be red. Your screen will be red.
So like, to get more points you shoot them a few times and then you knife them.
And when they're on fire, like ideally like you would knife them and then pull back on your analogs.
So you watch how I do this, right? I shoot them and then I knife them and I pull back.
So when they explode it does less damage.
Okay, okay, you just need 1500 more points and you have Joe and you have more health and then we can start working on
guns and everything okay
It's the third round the zombies are gonna spawn in
You see them coming out of the ground so you kind of want to move around a little bit like
You don't have to and they don't come from one place. They come from like anywhere. Yeah, they come from that's scary
multiple parts on the map like right here but you don't have like you could
run by him like look at like you could run by him like you don't have to you
don't have to like engage you know I mean you could just run around can I
accidentally shoot you or no no no no friendly fire sit here right now I would
try to try to stay alive like try to like not shoot and evade the zombies like
So okay, okay, okay, all right
Like just try to stay a lot and like freaking fire everywhere. It's so annoying. See they'll pull
They'll pull this way. Oh my gosh, it's everywhere. I'm just gonna there's fire everywhere
You know where all the fire is. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. We gotta stay calm the zombies are coming
See now they're coming in a train now you start shooting
All of them just shoot
them. Do you like, does it matter if it's like a, is a headshot ideal or is it just whatever?
Yeah, headshots is more points, but when they're in big trains like this, I would just spray the
train. Oh gosh. Oh no. Oh, this is not good. Oh, this is not good. I died. It's okay. It's okay.
Okay. We kind of got back into a corner, but like, see, how do I explain this? So I'm pulling
them all this way they're coming to me but I don't have to shoot I can run away
and get in a better position I'm gonna rescue and now turn around and run this
way try to follow me okay so let's just try to get through a million with you're
You're good. You're good. You're good. Okay. No, no, no. Over here. Over here, Maya.
We're doing it. We're doing it. Come on. And then come over here and see. Okay. And like,
this is kind of the route. Like, you want to hug the outskirts of the map and like kind of run around
to give yourself time when they're coming after you, right? So like, see this train? Okay. You
have some bullets. Do you have bullets in your gun? I don't get why it's called a train. Wait.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. How would I know that bottom right? What does it say? What do the numbers say?
3440 and
Under that under those numbers here come this way
Only two numbers. Oh my gosh. Like is there a fractional?
I'm stuck and I died
Eight out of sixteen. There's a fraction. It wasn't there before in my defense. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's okay. I'm gonna raise you I
I do you know how to sprint like are you sprinting I feel like you're okay remember R3
There's L3 L3 is to sprint so now work on sprinting and jumping over the fire like L3 and then jump over this fire
Try it and then jump bang there you go
I said it's it's easier to move around the map and evade the zombies if you could sprint so like
Come this way
L3 over here
You should you should just get comfortable moving around now come this way
Yep, and over here. I'm kind of fast. Yeah, you're doing it
See before you were I didn't realize you were walking
You're gonna get you're gonna get caught up
But you could run right by them and they won't hit you if you're there's a good amount of space like
So now oh he hit me you lied to me. Oh
Oh, you got a nuke. Okay, you're about to get job. Nukes give you XP too. So, no, this
is a great map to learn on. I have 4,300. Okay, so I'm gonna unlock this door. They're
about to start coming though and they're about to start coming though and hers. So here,
up here in my app. Can you tell me a bit about that? We're still on round four, so it's like,
should be alright. I'm gonna buy Jug now. We need to get you 700 points. So if you
come here and like shooting at me is 10 points, killing him is like 60. So and you
also have nades. Like if you so like come up these stairs and hit if you hit RB not
the right trigger the one under that and you throw a nade it'll blow them up.
here come run run this way though they're they're spawning and then we
could drop this way it's okay it's okay they will hit you they will hit you just
come this way and then run to the other side of the map oh wait I think I thought
yeah so I saw movement and then I thought that was you telling me to come
that way but it was actually a zombie oh she's not aiming oh are you hit fire
I'm gonna come get you. I got to teach you how to aim. Oh, are we dead ass? Okay, we might be good. Oh!
Um, did she just glitch? Oh, no way. Um.
No, the map glitch, not a map glitch after you went down, bro, hey, when that happens
in zombies, bro, it's a bug, it's a bug in the game, I forgot to turn it, oh my god,
I got a ray gun, I just killed myself with it.
Okay, it's okay, all right, listen, we learned a lot that game though, it's okay.
We learned a lot.
You need to aim when you're shooting, though.
And then that will help.
Yeah, I feel like I was doing that.
Was I not?
Were you hip firing?
They said in the chat you were hip firing.
I don't really know the difference,
but I see a crosshair, and I'm moving it
to where the person is.
So to be more precise and more accurate,
you hit this button and aim so you
can see the scope of the gun and see where you're shooting.
Oh, I never saw a scope.
OK, OK, that's good.
Good come on.
She's playing CSGO.
I mean, the hit firing is not bad, but early rounds,
like early rounds try to think of it as just trying
to get as much points as possible.
So this first round, just the zombies are in one hit
with your knife.
So R3, you don't even need a shoot.
Let's see if every zombie, I'll leave every zombie to you.
So every zombie, oh, that's RB.
You just walk up to them and knife them, okay?
Okay, wait, I don't understand how to knife.
So, knife this guy right here, R3, bang.
Yup, and now?
Did I miss?
No, no, no, you got him.
You got 130 points.
And now come this way, and like, the zombies,
it's, you kind of want to stay moving
so you could see where everyone's spawning.
And like you kind of know the map now, you're moving.
You see there's two zombies coming this way.
So you can run up, knife it,
and then pull it back on your analog stick
so it doesn't damage you, cause he's on fire.
Um, okay.
Now knife him?
Oh, you didn't hit, you missed.
It's okay though?
You were really close.
I'm also on fire, so I feel like that just didn't work.
All right, now that.
No, I don't think I backed up fast enough.
It's okay.
There's four I'm gonna pull these three and you can knife this one in the back
Yep, dang, okay
890 points now
You got to be evasive here nice and back it up. There you go. Yeah, and I'm backing up fast enough
And then you got to watch out when you back up sometimes you'll back up into fire
So you could really just fire everywhere
You could you could shoot them a few times to a midnight to get more points
Like you're doing right now, but if you shoot I don't think you were aiming before
Yeah, oh, yeah, I don't know how to back up fast enough and also I still am not gonna aim. Okay. Okay. Let's
Do the aim
So aim is out this button left trigger and then right trigger to shoot so you see the sights
Are you are you ADS?
Like down your sights
Like and then you can move with the right like do you are you looking down the barrel of your gun I?
Guess but I'll see how this is easier. I can't see what's in front of me. There's a gun in my face so like
aim and shoot is
It's easy cuz like you were talking about headshots earlier
Try to headshot this zombie like try to aim for his head
There are one half if you hit him in the head there one tap so right here
Oh, you're good. You're good. And there's also zombies spawning behind you. So just gun gun down this whole gun down this whole training.
Why this? Am I doing something wrong? What do you mean?
I just don't feel like it's. Oh, I'm really sorry. I died again.
That's okay. That's okay. I got you.
Oh.
Chad, I feel like when I press left trigger, there's just a gun in my face and I can't see what I'm shooting at.
Okay, you're gonna get up and be low HP try to get away from a zombie and then knife them. Oh
Like this one right here. I'll take you
Gosh, oh no. Oh no
Yeah, you got that one on the right I got this one
bang
That's called Amy. So are you are you ABS like aim down sight and you shoot him in the head?
Oh dumb points nice with my
Yeah, and then here come up to this wall and hold X to rebuild
This how you rebuild there this one on the right right here
Little bit this way a little bit this way and then look into this window and hold X
Yeah, there you go
See and now because it's double points
It's in the name you get double points. So you should shoot and like try to maximize
It's okay. You it's okay, but you got 1750 points
All right, you kill those two zombies
Like
Okay, wait, so which one is the knife again, I'm sorry. Is it the right or the left? It's it's right trigger. It's right trigger
Hold on right trigger. Oh, no. No, it's our three. It's tonight for you. It's
pushing in on the right
Okay.
Hold on. I'm gonna try to get you up in a second.
Ah, hold on. I got you. I got you in my eye. One second.
Well, that's a lot. No, you do your thing. I'm good. I don't really want to...
I'm kind of good off of being a part of all that. That was terrible.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
No, no, she didn't make it. Okay, hold on
You're about to spawn in with 1800 points though, but now I'm watching which is fun. Okay
Maybe this could do you see how I'm Amy Amy down my site? I
Do but I still think it
When you can see across here, I don't understand
Let me hit the box and kill the train and rescue. Oh the box is
Okay, hold on. I have no ammo so it's gonna be a little hard.
A glitch again.
A glitch again for shell.
I gotta double hit it.
Okay, maybe I should take a different approach here.
Oh, I forgot you get double hit. No, that's not me. That's not me. I'll take accountability for that.
Different map. No, this is a good map. This is a good map to teach on.
Okay.
Okay, it's okay. I got outfrag
That's okay. That's the point
But Kino is not on B02 chat
It's okay
We'll be able to learn on this. We're just gonna keep
Every game as long as we're progressing a little bit now. You know how to aim Maya and knife
And shoot knife is with the right
Right.
Name is with the left.
Shoot is with the right.
Yes.
Run is with the left.
Yes.
Frank?
Yeah.
I think if you get comfortable moving, that should be the main focus, right, Jack?
If she could just run around the map and survive, she'll be good.
That should be the first thing I teach her, right?
I'm going to be realistic.
It is a little bit of a hard map.
This is really the best place.
Okay.
All right.
Mike, come this way.
All right.
So you were doing good last game?
Fucked up.
All right.
Remember, it's round one, so you want a knife to your left.
I just saw this arrow, so now I can see where you, oh, to my left.
Oh, wow.
I did not know he was there.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, where did he go?
I thought I did.
I'm sorry, I thought that I did.
It's okay, it's okay.
I think I missed.
Oh, there's one right there.
I thought that was you as well.
I'm so sorry.
I'm a little distinguished.
Why isn't it, why isn't it?
Oh, I was using it.
Dude, I'm actually sorry.
I was using the left one again.
I'm actually sorry.
No, no, no, no.
I'm actually so sorry.
Okay, no, it's the right one.
No, it's the right one for Shirley.
You don't need to apologize.
This is training.
This is part of the trick, okay?
Yeah?
Why isn't it working?
Okay, so it's good that that happened.
Sometimes you'll run up to him and if you're not,
listen, because now you know,
sometimes if you run up and you're not,
your crosshairs are not on them,
you're gonna knife and miss.
So you gotta make sure if you run up,
you aim with your knife too.
So go knife this guy right here.
Yep, there you go.
All right, you got 720 points.
We're still on round one.
There you go.
And it's a little bit of timing too.
So, right here.
The arrow to show where you are is so handy.
Did anybody know about that?
Oh, I didn't.
That's so helpful.
I was, like, so confused before.
Oh, there you go.
See, the first knife, you miss, but the second knife, you hit.
I feel like you're going up to them.
And I'm just, like, panicking.
And I also press it in, and then I'm, like, moving it
when I press it, because I'm pressing really hard.
Maybe I don't need to press it so hard.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to think, China, would it be easier
if I just had her switch a tactical?
Oh no, okay.
Now they're gonna be a little bit more in health,
but you could shoot them twice, Maya, and then knife.
Oh, they're actually two knives.
I don't know how to get them out of here.
It's actually two knives.
So knife him once, and a second time.
Right here, you gotta hit two knives in a row
on this zombie, come out, to your left.
Right here, oh.
Knife him once, and one more time.
Yup, you got it.
Hooray.
And now there's two, so you gotta kind of be a base of here.
See, ready, I'll go in.
And then out right there's one now you try it go in yep out
Ready, I don't really know what in out means in this context
Oh
Good
You're doing it. You're doing it. Okay
Okay, now
See like how we're a little bit further away from we can run by him
And go to this side of the map
And you could try to like okay. I mean I said excuse me
You should excuse, that's good comms to the zombies, but they normally don't listen.
Oh, knife. Oh, there you go. Okay, wait, you're doing great. You're doing great.
I got fourteen hundred points.
I'm not backing up fast enough, and I don't know how, do I, do I hold down the stick to back up faster as well?
Yeah, yeah. So you pull L3 down on your controller to back up. So when you run up a knife,
you pull it back with L3. Like, but it's down. Like it's not really back, but like,
you get what I'm saying so here try to like shoot these zombies one or two
times and go up a knife and run back and then knife them and run back
yep up no now wait if you're if you're if your screen is red and there's like
blood on your screen it's smart to here run this way maybe you can get a rebuild
with double points
This wall remember you could hold rebuild fire
You could hold rebuild yeah press X press X if you get you get judge this round there
If you get judge this round, it'll be a win
Because I can buy the door. Okay. All right. Um, you just need a little bit more points
Try to
Shoot while it's double points. Oh
Oh, no points went away. Oh, oh, there you go. You're doing it now heal
Like if you get hit Maya, how do you feel cuz it's like you got to just give yourself time to regen
So if you get hit twice without your your day
The blood will be off your screen
There you go
You have 2150, okay, um, we're gonna have to run past this train to the right ready
You can't take it.
Run, and you kind of like finesse.
It's okay.
You'll take fire damage, but you'll be good.
Oh my God.
Oh, you're good.
You're good.
You got it.
Okay, you're good.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
You did it, you did it.
You did it.
We're almost there.
That's good, though.
There you go.
Okay, okay, shoot a little bit.
Look at you, couldn't do that literally two games ago.
You just ran past an entire China zombie and then they'd go down.
Okay.
Now run to the other side ready. Let's go back to where we were run to the run to the other side
Just keep on to the other side. Okay. They're really slow right now. Everything's red. Everything's red
Just keep jumping through the fire. He's gonna keep killed me. Yeah, you said you did say that. Oh
You meant that I should have been more specific about what side. Okay. Hold on. I'm gonna get you
The fact that you crossed though that first cross was really good. She actually got across
Okay, big the whole train with no jug while taking fire damage here. Come this way. They said this is hopeless
Come this way my ready and remember the
Here you have bullets you could shoot them. Amen. Shoot this train a little bit
Yep, yep, yep now back up. They're gonna get closer come this come this way to your right. I'm straight right
Ready here come up here and keep shooting you almost have enough for jug
You literally just need like two kills if you shoot them a little bit here. Yeah, good. Good. See you back up. Oh
again close. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Oh, here try that night.
Try that night. Oh, there you go. Okay, you got it. Here. All right. Follow me, Maya. Press X on this and you'll have
joke. On this. Oh, we're making progress. Okay. Now you hold you hold X you hold X on this and
you were about to drink a little potion. Okay, now you have. All right, now follow me. Follow me.
You have more health now. So now you will get to I think you're out of ammo. So you kind of just
have to survive now. So your goal now here here, come down, drop down to here outside the building
Out the window
Jump out the window. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, jump on the window. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Is that okay? I can do that. Oh sour
Okay, come this way my so now you have no ammo so what you got to do now no ammo is just survive
Okay, but you have jugs so getting across the map like you did earlier
Remember when I was like run by the string you did it you got it. You got to try to survive
So here okay, kind of get
I feel like I should be able to jump over the car for some stupid you I around for sure could jump over the car
So now there you go. There you go
So try to get comfortable running around the map while there's still zombies that are trying to attack you like
Like okay, I wish there wasn't fire everywhere. Oh
Caboon um you have enough to hit the box you need 950 to hit the box
All right, just need a little bit. Okay
This round there's gonna be more zombies, but
Your goal is to just survive. Okay, so just run away from the train and jump around the fire
You don't have to try to shoot or knife or anything if you just evade the zombies
Run from them. Yeah. Yeah around the map will have enough points at the end of this round
Oh here rebuild this if you can
Come press X on this and if you get 950 at the end of this round, I'll show you how to hit the box. Oh
Oh, okay. Well, he's making it really this is really annoying. Okay. Okay. Now now back into survival mode
So, okay, watch out around you remember what remember this was a
There's one back here, and I feel like I should run from yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No
We're just running yep, we're doing good. Okay. Yep. Now this way and so now you kind of have a route down
down. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna pull them up here, go up the stairs
and drop back down and cross to the other side. Right? Just wait though. Wait for them
to get a little bit more bundled up like and let's let's go. We could go slow because I'm
also low on ammo. Watch that corner. Um, he took a really long time to kill those. Okay.
Okay, now come right here and we're going to drop down this window and cross to the other side.
I need to hit the box, though, Chad.
What does that mean?
Wait, you have enough to hit the box.
I don't want her to die, though.
Okay, are you ready, Maya?
Drop, drop, drop, drop. Come to this side.
I'm going to get the wall by.
Where's, uh, um, here, come this way.
Is there not a wall by anywhere?
For a gun?
It's OK.
Wait, sorry, Ma.
I'm looking for here.
You're doing great, though.
You're doing great.
You have enough money?
here if you come back upstairs upstairs okay you have enough money to hit the
box do I try to take her the box mid round though all right we're gonna drop
down Maya and cross across the fire back up to jug okay and I'm gonna buy a gun
and get to here ready drop drop drop and follow me jump while you cross the fire
It helps take less damage feels like a lot of fire and now come this way
Yeah, we're doing great. Oh, I'm chilling. Okay. Wait, should I have my buy a ball by?
Wait mine here come grab this gun by this gun on the wall
The MP5 grab this by this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah by that gun and you have a gun inch up. Okay. Wait, we're doing great
All right now
Remember, there's a train.
It's an old extra ammo.
Do I do that as well?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, it's OK.
It's OK.
Now, this train, you see how the gun is really strong.
So you just need to hit them in the head one or two times
and get points.
So you can get in your crosshairs
and shoot them in the head.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wow.
He's just like really close to me.
It's OK.
OK.
Here, try with this.
Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wow.
You're doing good, you're doing good, yep, yep, yep.
But remember, ammo is like a little scarce on this map,
but there is, this is a wall buy here.
Yep.
See how you killed two zombies with that.
That's the, that's why you would, why you want to train them,
because you save ammo while killing more zombies.
I see.
Here, I'm going to try to get behind the box here.
Shoot these zombies. You need 950 Maya? Shoot these ones? Yeah? Okay, now come down here.
Come down here. Let's see what Maya gets. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, where am I? Hello?
What's going on? I'm behind you, I'm behind you. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Oh, I didn't even realize
I fell down. Wait. It's okay, it's okay. I couldn't see it. I didn't know where it was.
So, okay, we haven't done that route before. Come up to this and hit X. Hold X and hit the mystery
box. I'll trade it on me. Oh, and then switch guns, switch guns, switch your pistol, switch,
hit triangle, hit triangle. There's no triangle. Like the Y button, I mean. And now, hold X,
hold X, hold X. Yes! Okay. Turn around and shoot him. Okay. And, okay, knife this one,
right here. Oh, but he's running. It's insecure. No, no, you're good. You're doing it. Let's
go. Okay, we're doing good. We're doing good. Okay, we're on round five. You have two good
guns and Joe. Okay, so let's just yeah, we're doing good. All right. Now remember, it said
this is the highest round we've been to. So there's going to be a lot more zombies. Just
Remember, you could run around the map
and wait for them to get in bigger piles to shoot.
Yes.
OK, OK.
I am now understanding what you were trying to say earlier.
Yeah.
See?
And now, like, now and now, come a little bit over here.
They're still really weak, and you have two really good guns.
Like, you see this, you could run.
Like, we could run right by it without having to hit it.
And it's chill.
So right now, what we kind of want to do is let them all
spawn in and then wait for them to stop spawning.
And then we'll spray the chain.
OK, you ready?
We're going to drop and cross to the other side.
OK.
Let's go.
OK.
Oh, OK.
And remember, you've got to jump over the cracks.
Yup, yup, yup.
OK, now over to this side.
Yup.
Oh, we're doing it.
Okay, stop knifing.
What do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, now your knife is essentially useless unless it's instinctive, which I'll
call out.
Oh, okay.
Okay, see, they're getting close now, so now we want to move, but we don't have to move
too fast.
And now come up here to the right.
Come up here to the right.
See, and like we're kind of just doing a circle around the whole map.
You feel me?
I'll say, now we wait here, we wait here for them to come up.
If you want, you could throw your grenades and it might be a little bit too, we might
be skipping a set.
Oh, yep, yep, there you go.
I threw the grenade.
Oh, and now, see now they're getting closer, we could, we could spray down this train,
but we could because they're so low, so now they're about to come in and we could just
Pick them all.
And try to remember, it's one tap on the head.
So here, I'm going to get points for a jug.
So I'll have HP.
I just need, OK, now you, OK.
Are you holding a screwdriver?
What should I should we just try to keep surviving chat right like she has two guns she has jug here
she kind of is understanding how to move around the map
map. Again. Spray the string. Triple. Oh, so you see.
Oh, I missed. Oh, I missed. Okay. So, so now reload your
both your guns. Reload both your guns. Sometimes. Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. It's okay. It's
okay. Why are they running? Sometimes they turn into that.
What's that? This is a max ammo. Reload both your guns
And you'll this will how do I reload square x square or x
Yeah reload and then
So that's why I want to wait for you to do that because you'll get an extra clip. So now we have extra
Okay, correct the next round is dog round, which is a permanent infinite ammo
You have 1740 points. We're doing good. Okay?
This is the to be honest with you the beginning of the rounds. I think will be the most
difficult for you to try to learn it when they spawn in and big herds trying
to figure out how to maneuver through the map like you see how they're up top on
us now we got a we got a kind of like we got to go yeah so we'll drop out this
way you remember how to how to cross like rotate across a map I'll follow your
Oh, oh, that's great.
That's a good idea.
Yeah, we can just both get off.
Go, go.
Oh.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
I'm trying.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Okay.
Where do we go, where do we go?
I can't see.
Oh, you're good.
I'm right here.
And now, yeah, there you go.
And when you shoot with your gun too, I don't know if you're hip firing.
Like if they're...
I'm not.
Okay, you're not.
I don't think I am.
No, I'm not, I'm not.
Is she Amy Chat?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I'm using the left trigger.
Okay, so here we could do two things.
We could kill the train,
or we could try to run by it like you did earlier.
I think you spray it down, though.
Like try to aim for the head.
Oh.
Ooh, double points.
Oh.
Now definitely, definitely shoot,
definitely shoot, definitely shoot.
Yeah.
Cause it's like, it's double points.
So now, oh.
Oh.
Now, just spray.
It's instant kill too.
Oh, and max ammo.
We're getting blessed.
Oh.
You can knife right now my and it's one hit like if you go up and knife that zombie it'll be one hit
Yep, and it's double points and max ammo. So you get a lot of points. Are your gun. Are your guns reloaded? I
Don't think now. Oh my god. He's running it. Okay. Oh, we just got that power up. Okay
You're doing great here. Come on. Okay. Come on here. Is this better or worse than you expected?
No, no, you're doing a lot better based off the first two games. You have you have everything you need right now for us to go
High round. I think you just need to be okay like comfortable moving around the map
And running to different sides. Also, they're really weak right now and and slow
But you're doing great. You're doing great. Oh
Yeah, stop
Sorry, I just don't like when they run. Oh, see see now
Try to try to run to this side
See they spawn in more now, so we're out of a later round
But remember there's like, you know the route now kind of and it's double point
So if you want to like spray for points we can but we could go up here that we could go up here
If you want to pick them off so it's easier to run through you can oh no good heady good heady and then remember
Oh, Insta-Kill. So now, Insta-Kill is pretty much, we're invincible. Like, you should never
go down or die on Insta-Kill because the zombies are one hit. So you can knife, you can spray,
it takes one bullet no matter what round we're on. If we get that power up Insta-Kill, it's
like pretty much the green light to go do whatever okay and you could farm points do your thing um
should i have her pack a punch chat she has five thousand i think she should get a better gun
um i should show her we're only on round seven i i think she should get a bad no no no that's
great here uh shoot this train like pick these guys up or i should have her get
she doesn't really need the more perks yet like that's not gonna teach her anything
oh max ammo you remember what you do now with your guns because we have max ammo
so you want to make sure both your guns are reloaded both your gun yeah you did there's one
What do you mean by both? I don't know.
Now hit triangle, hit triangle, and switch to your other gun, and reload it.
Oh, it's okay.
There we go. So now you know you have two guns though, right?
Yeah.
So if you run low on ammo on one, you could use the other.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna save one.
Okay, follow me. Let's get, let's hit the box.
Come down here.
Yeah, this way and ready. We're gonna hit the box and try to get you a good gun. Um, I will have my FAMAS out. Yeah
Yeah
What oh wrong? No, no you're doing it. Okay. Oh good little that's good grab that grab that
That's great gun. Okay. I'm gonna hit the box now. Okay. I think the next step we should do is
pack a punch
I have to hit the boss again.
The Galil is low key the best they are.
You could get a different sub.
Here switch to, oh, okay, it's okay.
Here, okay, let's try to get to the end of this round.
That gun you have right now is really good.
It's low key the best they are.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, look at it.
We twins.
Come on.
Hey, okay
They're gonna they're gonna turn up now
Just remember we run around a map slow, right?
And the goal is not the goal is just surviving now or to survive. I mean now
We want to survive. Yes, but you could farm points like
But you don't really need to you have a good setup right now like with the setup you have right now
We would be good. We would be able to like go
at least to like round 10 I think but we're not easy I didn't want I just want
to see right chat I have dogs off do I see now it's getting more hectic
All right, get ready. We're gonna draw it's like really okay and cross
It's fine. Yeah
Did you did you go super low?
What? No, I just went behind them.
You just survived that whole training by yourself.
Sometimes running around the map,
us, let me grab this, it's free xp.
Sometimes running around the map together like this
will be a little bit hard,
because if I go, right, and you're a little bit behind me,
like half the train will attack you
and lock you're like right at passage,
or right away, I guess, but there's still weak enough where at any point if you turn around
you should be able to gun down the whole train with one clip. So, yep, oh, and then there's this a nuke.
So when the powerup drops, you want to grab it, like you got to run through it.
So come run through this nuke, this nuke's the entire, all the zombies, and gives you 500 points.
Kabul
So now we're on round nine. Okay, wait, I should low-key. Okay, wait
We're stamp you should just buy
Here just come up to this and hit X on this smile
Just this this isn't a perk that helps you move faster around the map
You have enough points now now you hold X
sour
Why are you saying that the drink is a little sour did you did you get it I?
Think yeah, I don't know if you drank it. Oh wait you did okay, so now you're fast
So that per class that perquess a stand-up so that means so the other perk you got remember who I like this
I'm so fast
Okay
So now it's easier to run around the map and train so we yeah
So the one perk you got earlier was Jug. That perk is Stamma. There's a few other perks too that just help
They make it easier that as we go later into the game
You'll have enough points to comfortably buy it, but I think we should have her upgrade. Oh
Okay, let's let's go. Oh, whoops
Okay
It's okay. It's okay.
You're having enough money to get jugged again.
So what? Oh, perfect.
Okay, so what kind of happened there is when you're running through those-
I just ran into them.
When you're running through those herds of zombies,
it's the best to stay on the outskirts of the map.
I think you tried to cut through.
Oh, quick. Run this way.
We've got to get jugged again. We've got to get you jugged.
Follow me.
You you tried to cut through the herd instead of going around it. Does that make sense?
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and here grab grab this again. So every time you go down you lose all your perks
No
It's okay. Yeah, but you have you have money. He's like mine grabbed you have money
Okay, well I'm round nine. They're about to be strong. Okay. Let's see if we could get you
Instacill
We should go get you Sam up again
Or wait should I have her save for
Let's try to let's see if we get farm points for you. So we'll get to
All right ready, let's go to the other side of map
Let's try to get you let's try to get you 5 000 points
Okay, that sounds like a lot you have 2,300
So here comes a train you have the galil right you could aim down
Eight the galil. I think you do have it out now shoot the train
Got him down. Yeah
You don't need to like hold down and let the whole clip go you could kind of like pepper it a little bit
You know I'm saying see now you have three thousand
It's just a little smoky.
Oh, you're doing it.
I can't really see them.
Yep, yep, yep.
OK, we're going to have to cross soon because they're getting close.
But you can still gun down them individually.
All right.
OK.
All right.
Ready?
Oh.
Yeah.
We might just have to shoot here.
Oh, shoot right.
Ooh.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
OK, just back up, back up, back up, back up.
Okay, okay
We could stay here and keep shooting
Ready you got your galil reloaded just let the whole clip go dump all the ammo of this gun because you're gonna pack a bunch of
Are you try to aim for their head?
Oh, yeah, just aim
Go Maya shoot them double points
It's okay
So shoot this guy right here in his head just you're good. You're good. I didn't shoot him in his head
He's running. Okay. Um
I don't want her to do this in the middle of the round. Okay, let's get to the next round and then we're gonna pack a bunch, okay?
Okay
Next round and we're gonna pack much how much ammo is in your galil. Do you know like what does it say 35 out of what?
35 out of doesn't say anything. Oh, do you have Sam up? It doesn't say in that remember the fraction
What does it say for your for your ammo?
5,000 260 those are the only two numbers on my screen. Okay. Wait, follow me
We could get you Sam up because you're gonna have enough points by the end of the round to have Sam up and
So new they're all dead
So we have a little bit of time to run across the map without worrying about zombies here
and then come and drink this perk the standup perk right here yep well that
makes me fat yeah yeah and now you're fast hey okay I like this one okay let's
try to let's just try to get to the end of the round oh double points okay and
now light them up light them up
I'm just going to wind it up.
Oh no.
So the thing you gotta, sometimes when you do this, the only thing you gotta watch out
for is when you aim and try to gun down the whole train, there's two spawn points to
your left and right where zombies can still come from.
And all it takes is-
Right, which I'm not.
Yeah.
One, right, right, right.
But it's okay, it's okay.
Okay.
All right, you need a little bit more points.
Did you just save my life?
Is that what I said that?
Uh, last round. Okay.
Kill the zombie and go just this one in the front.
Leave the one in the back. If you, if you can.
All right. All right.
So now this is what you kind of do in zombies, right?
We're at the end of a round and there's one zombie up.
We don't have to kill it. We could leave this one zombie. Okay.
See, there's actually two more. So I could kill that one.
We leave these two zombies because they're not going to spawn anymore.
All right. So we could leave these two zombies and we could go get like handle
everything that we need you.
So you've got your gillil in your hands, right?
I have a gun in my hands.
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, we're gonna pack a plunge.
So now we're gonna go put your gun in this machine
and it's gonna make it way stronger.
Like, you know how caterpillars will come this way,
like go into cocoons and then they become butterflies
in their final form?
That's what we're going to do to your gun in your hands, we're going to turn into a butterfly.
It's a caterpillar right now, we're going to turn into a butterfly.
Okay, follow me.
This way? Alright, there's this machine that's in the fire. Do not be alarmed, it's okay.
Come down here.
Did you, did you, you went down?
Yeah.
It's okay though, you don't have to worry about anything but those one or two zombies.
So you see this machine right here, Maya? Pack of punch.
this is yeah so you're gonna go up to that and hold X with your gun in your
hand and drop it in there and that's essentially your gun in the fire in the
fire pit yes now and now now get on fire get up fire get up fire and then go in
there and grab it now go in there and grab it we'll go into the machine and
grab it with X oh you got it you did a bunch yeah your gun is a butterfly now
Just hatched
Okay, hold on. I'm gonna chasing you. I know it's okay. This is the only zombie. We gotta worry about just run
So it's just this just this one though keep no other zombies are gonna
Okay, so it's okay keep running keep running you're good. We have Sam on
Jump run and jump this way
Run by run by you got a juke of mine run by yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You did it. You did it. You did it
that's you're doing it you're doing it okay so the idea here is now I kind of
fucked up and I let him hit me so he's running normally they will walk or crawl
if I don't like when they run like why we don't kill the zombie right now it's
because if I kill it oh my god sorry sorry sorry it's okay it's okay if I kill
the zombie the next round will start and I want to get a different gun so let's
just keep running away from the zombie right for now I'm gonna come hit the
You're doing good. You're doing good. It's okay. It's you versus that one zombie.
Here's a bot. Oh, I got monkeys. You're doing good. I'm gonna leave you for one
second and hit the box. You just gotta juke them out a little bit. Like, well, I
could pack this. You're just thinking about something casually. So you're doing great,
Maya. You're doing great. You're doing great. Wait, um, hold on. I'm gonna try to make him a crawler,
actually I should be able to see this good though you need to be it you need to
be able to like kind of juke out the herds and the train sometimes so this is
good practice this is actually great practice so yeah you're doing yeah
come on come on he's not faster than us I promise you this way this way
Okay
We can we can I'm gonna pack a punch my gun and then kill him
Okay, I don't
All right
I'm so scared. I'm so scared. No, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen, so listen, your gun now is literally
Soapy and you have stamina and job
So the round
Just started so they're spawning in. Oh
Watch out remember to your right so
We could keep moving for now and like wait to get a comfortable position
Where i'm feeling stressed. It's okay. It's okay. You're doing great
Here let's go up this way you're going this way too
No!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Just too much.
It's okay, it's okay.
Alright, follow me to this side, Maya.
We gotta get you 2500 points quick.
See, this will happen sometimes when you go down,
and now you don't have Jug.
So, you're gonna wanna have your Galil out, your main gun,
and shoot the zombies.
The one I have right now?
The one we just turned into a butterfly, yes.
So shoot them. I'll just protect you. Just keep farming.
Keep farming points. Yeah, you gotta get your drug again. Oh, it's a kill. Light them up.
Light them up.
Let it see.
Keep shooting.
Oh, I should have caught out reload there. That's my bad. Keep shooting. It's in to kill. They're all one tap.
Keep shooting. Keep shooting. Okay, they're all one tap. Just shoot. Just keep shooting. And I died somehow.
I think there was probably one behind you right there you could there's still one
half it's a kill still up that's why you were saying on your six ghillie yeah
we're in Africa yes that's the cod when there's lions behind us all right I'm
gonna watch your six you keep no longer it's actually kind of is that your six
or is that your three or nine okay we need to get you 2500 points
uh... aim for the head on the zombies
there's two zombies up
she's doing great
uh... and uh...
this one too
what happened? what's going on?
carrot, what do you mean this one too? he's running!
i'm training him for you could kill him
because you need the points
why? what does that even mean?
So you don't have jug right now, so your money,
like you remember I told you there was like an economy system?
You need money to go buy the perk so you have good health.
We're like on round 12, so the zombies are a lot stronger now.
It's really, really hard to be this far into the game
and not have jug.
So to buy jug, you need 2,500 points.
You only have 1,900.
So you want me to shoot him?
Yes, and I'll give you points.
In the head, it'll give you the most points.
Yes.
Well, oh my god, oh my god.
You can do it.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay to reload.
It's just running really fast.
I don't know how to shoot him.
He's so fast.
It's okay, you can shoot him.
He's gonna kill me if you don't kill him, Maya.
I'm gonna die.
It's okay, can you revive me?
He comes to me, he acts.
The round started.
Okay, can you press X and hold it?
Okay, I'm pressing X.
I thought I might put my life on the line.
Okay, stay right there, stay right there.
You need a little bit of points to come by Jug, and we'll be okay.
All you need is Jug, kill one or two zombies.
Just shoot one or two zombies.
Okay, just shoot this guy.
Just shoot. Why are they so... God damn.
That's a good revive though. That was a great revive.
I'm trying to put him up.
Thank you.
Right here?
I'm sorry. Yeah, I ran out of ammo when you were getting...
Okay, it's okay. That happens.
Yep.
Oh, can you come revive me?
I'm just kidding.
You can come revive me, you can come revive me.
I threw a monkey, so press X on me.
Yep, yep, hold it, now you just hold it.
Why isn't it, wait, wait, something's about to happen.
Oh no.
No!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
That's on me, that's on me.
I should have gone down.
But you did great, honestly.
For our third run to get to round 11,
You got jug, you got pack of punch, it's okay.
This is really stressful.
Thirteen is not bad, chat, for her third game ever.
No, you're doing good.
What is stressing you out?
Like, what was tripping you out?
When they run, when they run, and they're everywhere.
I don't know when they're on my left or my right
or behind me, and then there's fucking fire everywhere.
Yeah, so as we get further,
like in the rounds start going up, right?
Those herds are gonna get bigger
and they're gonna get faster and stronger.
But you keep doing the same thing,
like you just gotta keep moving throughout the map,
how we were in the early rounds.
And you have stronger guns now, more perks,
so we can survive.
You did great though.
You should be, that was way better than I thought,
honestly.
We got round 13 on your third run.
You've got a package gun.
You got a jug, you panicked a little bit,
and I threw, and that's okay, that's okay.
I think we gotta be more,
I think who was scaring.
More higher, we gotta be more
in those high pressure situations, I think,
and then that's it.
I don't know.
Right, Chad?
I don't, why is that, why is that fun?
It to be so scared and stressed.
Also my sensitivity, yeah,
it probably should get turned up, it's on two, is that?
Okay, so turn it up to turn it up to to four
Turn up to four
That will help you
Okay, so I'm not supposed to be pressing a button right now
When we get in the game you could you could turn it to four
Okay, and let's just let's let's do the same thing. Okay, we're gonna work on
Literally what we just did just movement around I think to
Wait Nick said bro. I think two is too high for you. I'm not kidding. I
Mean wait, did you say hi or low? It felt too slow like you felt like you were moving over maybe you just I
Don't think she's ready for original difficulty yet. Chat. Oh, did I turn?
Two cents is crazy though like she's we could go up a little bit and then that would help her go around the map
I
Said hi. Oh, yeah, he said it's too hot to I
Don't know if he's joking or not. She moves like a bot
Yeah, yeah, I mean she is
It's a no, no, I mean this is your first time ever playing a game
so
You think I'm a bot?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But yes, but no, because we're learning.
I can't lie.
You have a little bit of bot tendencies right now, but you're learning.
No, you're getting better.
You're not, you're not like a stage one bot like you're right chat, not wrong choice of
words.
Right chat not wrong choice of words you're
You're crushing go trick. You're not above but I got it
You're better than listen the last time I tried to teach one of my friends called it was black one max
You're doing way better than here
Really? Yes. I tried to teach him. Yeah, yes, you're doing way better. I was trying to teach him how to
There's one thought I was trying to teach him on tonight. No, no, no, I said you're not stage one you're like
I'm about to be first preceded your life right there here. Okay. I turned on hellhounds
Which is dogs and I'm gonna put us back in there. We're gonna turn your sense up
And we're just gonna work on
What we just did but you're learning though, so so so max was worse though. Seriously. Yes a lot worse
Yes
You were moving awesome. You were moving around a map and surviving multiple times by yourself and like
Running from one side to the other you learned quick figured out how to jump around the fire
You know, I mean for your third game
That's really good, let's go pretty good, okay
You know, you know, what's fun about every time I play a game for the first time as you never know
I could be a prodigy. I've never done it facts
you're picking it up crazy and listen okay I turned dogs on this round okay
they're not their hell house though no not cute we're gonna have to kill them
no we're not yes they're gonna try to kill us it's us or them they're hell
how you're lying I'm not shooting a dog no I'm not shooting a dog wait till they
show up and you'll maybe you'll change your mind I'm not shooting a dog my
They're demon dogs. They're hellhounds. They're trying to kill a dog.
I'm not shooting the dog.
Yeah.
I'll just get to it. Okay. Here, here.
Here, go into options and turn your look sensitivity from two to four.
Okay. I did that.
Okay. Now, how does it feel moving around?
Like, try to get...
It's gonna be a lot faster. Like, twice as fast.
But you could get used to it.
Yeah, no, I'm gonna get used to it.
Okay, you're gonna get used to it though.
You're gonna get used to it.
Oh my god.
What is yours on?
Mine's on eight.
What?
Which is a low key, a lot lower than I used to play it.
I just.
What did you used to play it on?
What does it go up to 12?
Like I should be on 12.
Oh no, it goes up to 20.
All right, remember we're on round one,
so you can knife them.
Remember, this is what we learned at the beginning.
Knife them and then back up.
Yep, knife all these fools right here. This one too. This guy too.
Knife them.
On your left, yep.
And now you might have a little bit of damage.
Give yourself some time to regen and then take these two out.
And then, and then, knife them.
Oh, you missed almost. It's okay.
And then knife them.
There you go. Oh, no. Look at how much better she is in the first round already, chat.
Hey! You're killing all the zombies. You're really killing all of them.
Nope. Now get it, get out there. It's okay. You missed. You missed.
Um, double points. Is there anything to rebuild? I don't know if there is. Okay.
You're about to be able to get Jug quick though. Um, okay. So we're on the second round. So there are
two it's two knives now but you could shoot them one one one or two times and
then knife I'll help you too I'll help you okay so when we first get on a map
the goal is always like to go get a job and then it'll be to get a gun and then
and it'll be to hit the box and try to get better guns.
I'm gonna just take the one stuff out of here.
And now,
up.
Okay, I got three zombies over here.
Alrighty, I'll bring them to you.
Here.
How's the force sensitivity?
One, two.
Um, I don't know, I'm feeling a little, it's a little scary.
Um, so.
Oh.
Oh, why do I keep missing?
Oh, I can't see.
Now, you're gonna heal a little bit, and now.
Oh.
Knifer.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, I forgot which one was Knifer.
But I did it, it's okay, everything's okay.
Here, you could rebuild this right here too,
and get extra points every time you put a panel on there,
it's plus 10.
Okay.
Turn around and knife both of these zombies and you should have enough money to
Or you'll be right there here. No, no, no, no, it's insecure. So there's one hit
Now you can knife him to
Remember it's the kill no matter what round we're on makes the zombies one tab
So that means you can knife them once they're dead. You can hit them with one bullet. They're dead anything
All right, we need to get you 500 points and then we could go get you Joe
That was quick. Yeah, that's right. Listen, the progress from last game and even the first game. Oh
Um, terrible news. Okay, that happens sometimes. That happens. Which one did I do wrong? You might have
God double hit I didn't see
I'm gonna be dead. I'm trying to arrest her.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sticking it. You're good. You're good. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Oh. Oh. Okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Okay. It's okay. It's okay. We're going to go back here.
That's how me that's how I was trying to stick it and I shouldn't I shouldn't have done it.
I shouldn't have done it. But we, I know we went down around.
I know we went from 12 to three, but you were moving a lot better.
I want to turn my sensitivity to eight to see what you're experiencing.
Oh, you want to go and then put it back. I know. I just want to see.
Okay, how you play this game? Okay, we're gonna go back in there and try it again
Chat the goal is right. We're playing town. What happened my username? We're playing you have a free name change, too
You want you know you need sixteen on Microsoft?
We're gonna play town on marble until Maya's comfortable enough, and we're gonna play town on original
And the goal is for us to go to transit and play
Transits a big map
Okay, that's that's where we're gonna try to end on
So right now we're still drilling the fundamentals, but she's learning chat
Deadass I'm learning and I'm gonna turn my sensitivity up to eight because I'm like adapt
base adapt
Sorry
Okay
360 360 you can spin
spin that's that's crazy but if you turn it up to like 20 which it's supposed to
be on yeah all right remember one round one all these zombies you got a kill
you got a knife every single one of them you did it last round right oh wait
shit I need to turn it down though it's okay here I'll take the time you turn
I really feel like it should pause when it oh, I'm in fire
So they you're good you can turn it out. Yeah. Oh
Oh wait over here. What the fuck did you just burn a lot?
Did you just burn it? Oh, you stopped on the fire. Yeah, I was like surely they wouldn't let me die that way. Oh
Yeah, no, I need to really walk in sorry about that. No, it's okay. You're doing good
Look, you just got out of that. You just got out of that. You took some out now, huh?
Yeah, feeling really awesome right now. Okay, you got a knife all these zombies though. You got a knife all of them
Okay, okay knife them all you go one. Okay, you're doing it one. Yes, very nice
I took a lot of damage though. I don't know why
Because it blew up in her face. Yep. Yep. That's okay now reach a
bang now now now you're doing good
good. Okay. Bang. Oh, you missed. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, now regen. Bang. Oh, see now
you're shrieking. Now you're in flow state. Bang. Kwap-fi. Bang. Let's go. See, you just
cleared out the whole first round. Now we're going to do that again. We're going to do
that again. And by the end of this round, you should have enough points to get jugged,
which is all, really all you need to kind of survive
and get far and so on.
But you need a jug and a gun with like a little bit of ammo
so you can kill.
You can wait for them to kind of spawn all in
so you can see them, like you can run around
and map a little bit.
How's force sensitivity?
It's fine, I think.
You like it?
Here, play.
Hey, and hey, see if you get more comfortable running
like juking the zombies out like this you'll level up so much faster that's
the hardest part about zombies is trying to run by them in the later round
when there's big herbs and jumping around the map but you're doing it look
okay no no you are you are and now I'm doing it I'm doing it you are you are
And now we can start shooting them and I've you know, but we can do it together
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, back up, back up.
Hey, dude, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh.
Hold on, I'm gonna come...
I'm gonna come grab you.
Hold on.
It stays marble.
Yeah, you would for sure
get a contract. Okay.
up like one one one or two times and then knife we got to get you judge and
then knife now back up up knife up and then rebuild this right here you come
up to this and hold X and your you see your points got to get to 2,500 and we'll
1750 1760 I could buy a ballistic knife and or I could just get quicker but I
should get quicker there you go and now we got max ammo so we're really good
Hey, oh, yeah, okay see the zombie you could let the clip go on him like
Hey, I just built that yeah, they're gonna tear him apart
Watch out on your left. Oh my god. Okay. Oh, no
Okay, oh
Oh, that's on me, that's on me, that's on me.
I got hit in the back.
No.
That's on me, that's on me.
You're doing great, no, you're doing great.
Okay, we're like, we are moving through it a lot faster.
Yeah, we're going.
Dad, I'm learning.
I'm trying to get to a point where you have jug
and two good guns and we can play round 10 to like 15
and you could survive.
Okay.
That's the goal. Oh, it's not on easy. Oh, I had it on original.
Oh, okay. That makes sense.
They said my movement is better. Your movement is better.
You're right. She survived that one. That's the goal. That's what I can't wait
for you to see transit. Yeah, transit.
Transit is like the final boss, like the bigger version of this map.
This map is inside of transit.
Transit is like four maps in one map, if that makes sense.
But the fundamentals and the principles
we're learning now are the same.
It's just the map is a little bit different.
So jugs in a different spot, pack a bunch of things.
You know what I mean?
But that's why we're on a small map
and we're learning how to survive and run around
because that's the same.
All that is the same.
All right, remember one round one, okay, we're gonna be fine now and hellhouser on chat
Oh, you see how my own reacts?
I've never seen I didn't you said that last time I didn't see any dogs. We didn't we didn't make it far enough. It's okay. Oh
And there are flying rats to and transit, okay?
All right, there's gonna be seven zombies you got a knife on
Oh
On these rounds you could save your your ammo because they're so weak don't shoot them
It's okay. You miss. Oh, I miss
Okay, you're getting better though
Right here, okay, here comes one on fire remember you run up knife. Yeah and back up you got it
like you're walking into it you
could you could run like you could run
into it and knife it's about time you
like you gotta time it but I don't want
to like try to overwhelm your way too
much stuff right now I two more over
here you can knife
okay run up to them yeah and then run
Knife oh, oh I ran past them. It's okay. Okay, hold on
All right, you got one right there. Let's see it
There it is
See I ran up the two of my knife them and now you're moving now you're moving
Let's fall out of the car. Oh, yeah, sorry
Okay, I ran up to my knife done. Yeah, I just didn't like the way that he was moving
Okay, you're doing great. Wait, I should turn the lights off
Okay, look out. There's fire fucking everywhere. It's really annoying. Okay. Oh
rock controller. Okay, now it's about to get real. We're on second round, so we can
knife them together and shoot them together. You're okay. It'll probably be
like one or two more rounds before we have enough points. Oh, Insta kill. So you
could kill them all because it's one tap. Right. Remember, so come up and
night. Oh, this guy. Oh, I missed. Okay. Oh. All right. And remember, to get some more extra points, you
could remember what to do over here. Build it. Yeah. Yeah. Do you go? Okay, you almost have enough
for job. And once you get job, we're not gonna lose. Like the reason we're 2140, the reason we're dying
on these early rounds is because neither of us has a half job.
Okay, ready?
You gotta shoot a little bit, right?
Maybe nine for one more time.
Okay, double points.
Remember what to do here?
Like, when it's double points,
it's really important to try to like,
maximize on it,
because the power-ups only last like 20 or 30 seconds.
So you wanna shoot your gun.
You can shoot your gun now.
Oh, shoot my gun.
Yeah.
Shoot, shoot, yeah.
The gun needs ammo and then we shoot it.
Yeah, shoot the gun.
Here, come on.
Oh, they're not dying, because I'm missing.
Shoot them one more time.
One more.
Shoot them one more time.
Yeah.
Two more times, actually.
Yeah.
One.
All right.
Now come drink.
Like a shot.
OK, nothing's happening to them.
Why?
Because they're strong now.
But remember what you do now?
OK, there you go.
Now I'm drinking.
Yep.
I'm drunk.
It's sour?
Yeah, okay, hold on now we got a what's it called I
Got us try to get you need let's try to get you the wall by here. I got you
You're doing good. Yeah, there you go
What about this guy remember what we got max ammo now so you can reload your pistol and you can shoot him and knife him
Good sound effects too. You're doing it. You're doing it man. Yeah, I'm doing that
See
All right, I'm talking about
All right, we so now you were around five
One or two more rounds for Hellhounds, Chad.
One or two.
Okay.
You just need a little bit more points.
So this is what I mean where you can kind of learn financial literacy.
So once you get 950 points, you can hit the box.
But the box, you're not guaranteed a good gun.
Like if you get a pistol, you can get grenades, or you could just take the Shure fire route
and wall by the MP5 and try to farm XP and points with the wall by the MP5 and then hit
the box.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I think we should do.
So you're telling me to make that decision?
Yeah.
What do you want to do?
Like, do you want to hit the box or do you want to hit the wall wall by and have the MP5?
Um, me personally, I kind of want to buy it, but that's what I understand.
I understand. No, no, no, that's not that's why I would do it too. Okay, so you see the gun over there on the wall
Remember where it is? Uh, yes
Let's go around let's go around remember let's go down
Yeah, and let's go around
And we'll go up there and now you have uh a thousand points. So when they all jump out the building this is kind of
Training 101 when they all jump out then we run back to that side and we'll go up there and wall by the gun
But we got to run by them remember like you did that one time so we're gonna try to run by them
But don't run into that. Let's go
That's cool, let's go
And then jump right in John. Oh, you're doing it right a job
Yeah, right job. Yeah, and now you come up here to this wall
And you buy this and then buy the gun. Yeah, and then you could shoot this train. Oh, you'll have ammo
Oh
Did I do it
You yay
Sour here
Try this yeah
Like yeah, remember headshots
Give you more
Oh, I'm really bad at shooting these guns.
You could use a knife now.
It's Instacill, so now...
Oh!
It's okay.
No, no, no. It's okay.
Alright, I'm lost.
Come back this way.
I got lost.
So Instacill still is alive.
We have like 20 seconds left.
Oh, no. You should have stayed up there.
No, no, it's okay.
And then you could come up here and you could knife both of these off.
Thank you.
You should knife all of them.
You can do it.
Knife.
shot. That is project. Okay. Wow. Oh, hello. Okay.
Okay. All right. Round six, we might be on the dog round. Is it
dogs?
Round five.
All right. So we right now, let's just try to get points. You
You have ammo, you have jug, so the next thing that you kind of want to work towards is having
enough points to hit the box and get a good gun.
So you have 500, we have around 500 points, you need 950 to hit the box.
So we can run around the map, let them spawn in, I'm going to drop down, they're all down
here though.
Okay.
Ready?
Come on.
Yeah.
Hey.
hey yeah and then over here and you can start gunning down the train you don't
need to use that much ammo like you could like tap it like aim and tap so you
you can save ammo. Try that.
Yeah, you're doing it.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Are you like, I'm watching.
Watch this.
Yeah, I guess you're saying.
Yeah, there you go.
Now you're saving ammo and maximize in our points.
But we can move around a little bit and you can wait for them to watch
behind you to your right. You got to run. Yep. Yep. Yep. There you go. You're good. You're good.
And then watch out. That's going to get a little cluttered up. But you got to move around. Yep.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, you're good. Yep. There you go. See, you're moving.
We're moving. There you go. Okay. And we're going to try to save one so you can hit the box.
You have enough to hit it twice.
Let's see
Reload your gun I'm gonna grab this
You reload okay now so kill only two of them there's three we want to leave one
Out of these all right now we leave her do you remember where the ball okay here?
It's okay. He's running. I hate when they run. It's okay. I'm gonna train it
come this way come this way and we're gonna hit the box and try to see if you
could get a good gun it's okay it's only one you don't have to worry about any
more zombies it's just her so come up to this and hit X but switch to your pistols
switch your weapon again oh sorry and now hit it and whatever you get out of
the box you hold yeah there you go let's see what you get thank you so much for
It's a raid. Hi guys, sorry.
How'd you get it?
I got a freaking knife.
Oh, you could grab that.
It's anything really better than pistol.
I would hit it again though.
You have enough points to hit it again.
And see if we could get like...
Like they're done.
Oh, monkey bombs.
How do I explain monkey bombs?
Is that?
It's a monkey bomb.
Here, grab it.
A suicide bomber monkey?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, no.
No, it's a monkey bomb like so like say I terrible. No, no, it's great. It's actually great
It's a it's like a distraction. So let me
How you would use the monkey bomb for example say I go down and there's lots of zombies and it's super hectic
If you hit left on here, we can test it out right now hit left
Not your not not your ADS the other bumper under it and hold it just hold it and you'll have it'll pull out a monkey
Like you're left like this button Maya
Yeah
And now see what the zombie automatically goes and is entertained by this monkey
Yeah, yeah, so you so if you wanted to you could run and go revive someone who's down or if things get hectic
You throw a monkey and it's like a get out of jail free car
That was a little sad, I don't lie.
You're coming to dogs, you know what this means Maya, the dogs are coming.
You hear them?
We're not killing dogs, Adept.
We've got to kill the dogs.
I'm not killing dogs, dude.
Look at this dog, Maya.
Look at the dog as a demon.
Okay, he's like really big.
You've got to-
Adept!
Maya, we've got to, it's us over there.
Maya.
That's all you bro.
Maya!
I'm not I'm not killing dogs. I'm not it's a demon. It's a hellhound
They're not a lot. They're not alive. They're not alive. They're not real dog
Oh my gosh, there's fire you've got it you've got ass you got it
You see they're they're gonna they're trying to kill you Maya. Yeah
I
Okay, they're demon dogs. They're bad dogs. I'm not killing dogs. It's crazy. It's a bad one. He's a bad
He's not you don't kill dogs because they're bad. No, I mean, okay
That is crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna get a monkey and throw it for them and they could go play with the toy
No, can't do that, but there is
Yeah, maybe we can throw the monkey next round see if they're cool with that
that they're literally gonna drag us to hell Maya they're you're trying to did
you hear what he said he said fetch me their souls and he sends these dogs are
on fire after us to attack us I need like an evil narrative for the dogs I
think because right now I just feel like they're dogs and I feel okay we're in a
new round though. You can switch guns, you can switch guns. And now we can get points.
And also, so the good thing about the dog rounds is every time we eat it, a dog round,
the dogs drop Max ammo. But if you don't beat the dogs, they take your soul and bring you
to hell. And everything is way worse. Like it's way worse outcome. You don't want that.
Okay, or perhaps, because that didn't really help me,
perhaps the dogs are suffering because they're zombies
and it's a humane euthanasia.
Yes, euthanasia.
I think we should go.
This is not feeling very, right?
Like shouldn't we kind of, shouldn't we go?
Let's rotate, come on.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, we gotta euthanize the dogs.
They're, they got, like you remember when a Roshimaru
had to reanimation Jutsu and he brought back everybody
And everyone was like, wait, I don't even really want to be here.
And then you were fighting.
And some of the Shinobi were giving comms to the other Shinobi.
They were like, oh, this is how you defeat me.
Remember that?
Or no?
Yeah.
It's not Shadow Arrow, by the way.
Yeah, so essentially the dogs already died,
and they got reanimated.
And we would be helping them by defeating them.
So they're being controlled by the master.
And we'd be doing them a favor, euthanization yet.
I'm like really terrible at shooting. It's like crazy. Okay, so long. So I'm gonna teach
you about aim assist. Oh, that's fine. So let me grab this. So aim assist. You're on
controller, right? No, no, no, everyone uses it. It's like automatically on. You could
use it in your favor on controller. So let me try to explain. It's a little bit
like that's why keyboard and mouse players always will like back on
controller players they'll be like oh you got aim assist but a keyboard and mouse
player has an entire mouse pad as analog stick so I don't really understand
argument but I can't really so if you tap LT like the aiming down site anywhere
near the zombie it will like auto aim on it try it like if you like go in and
out of your ADS it'll like automatically lock onto the zombie so it'll be easier
to aim like
Max ammo wait wait hit the hit the monkey bomb throw monkey bomb
I thought do I still have that yeah you throw left trigger though you have like
three or four. We have max ammo so I'm gonna grab this. So look at max ammo. If you have monkeys
it's three. So you throw a monkey and they all flock toward it and then you grab the max ammo
and you get restocked on all your ammo, all your monkeys, everything. Okay this... oh we got it,
we got a shift. We gotta get shifty here. Yep yep yep you're doing it. Try to go to the other
side of the map and run over there I'm not gonna try to block yeah you got it see
you evaded that was hectic they literally were coming from you got out
I'm out I'm over here I'm gonna bring the train I should we should save one and
hit the box again oh do you want to move fast yeah here here come try this can I
I'm gonna go here. Yeah, yeah.
Mmm, sour.
Um, and now we are fast.
Now we're fast. I mean, I'm so fast.
Yay!
Okay. Okay.
Okay, try to, try to aim.
And remember, you don't have to,
you could like tap, like you could like burr fire.
So like, tap right trigger and like kind of pepper them.
Yep, you're doing it. You're doing it. There you go.
And you have two guns, remember. So, like, if you have to reload one and you're in a
tech-tech situation, you can switch to your secondary, which I think is, uh, oh, wait,
you only have one gun. My bad. Okay.
How many ammo do you have?
Five out of 12.
Okay, let's go hit the box
Follow me leave don't worry about them these guys they're slow
They're the last on these though. So when we're in a situation like this
We want to leave them alive. So the next round doesn't start and we have time to kind of like a step
So you can come get the box right here. Let's see what you get
All right, it's everybody
Yeah, that's kind of here swap to your ballistic night. Oh, it's okay. Oh, it's okay. Sorry. So no, this is good. So now you know, you only have two weapons slots. So whatever weapon is in your hands, when you hit the box, that's the weapon you trade in. And you kind of want to, you want to keep the MP five, because no matter what, you'll be able to get ammo up top here, hit it again, though, you have two more chances.
Um, and switch to the ballistic knife. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's okay.
What the hell?
It's a teddy bear.
What the f*** was that?
What is going on?
It's a... okay, so...
Aw, thank you.
Okay, so the box is gonna...
When we're on the big map, this is gonna be a big part of the game.
the game is us trying to find a box so I'm gonna explain to you how to do it ready ready we got to
run around these it's okay it's uh it's not real here run around these two zombies because you're
about to pick them up uh no no no um okay so this is a little trick here can you shift them look at
that though that's a pretty uh like to pick up to pick up that mechanic on your first day
They have her on the game, it's tough.
All right, so you sit, look up in the sky.
What do you see when you look up in the sky?
A beam of light.
And that, not to be confused with Jason and the Ween,
this is where the box spawns.
So that box you just hit, when you are looking around,
you're like, I don't know where it is.
On town, there's only three places
it could possibly be, up in jug room,
over in that back alley or up in the bar.
And if you're looking for it, you look up for the Jason
and Wayne beam, and you run toward it.
And then that's where, you know what I mean?
OK.
So when we play a big map game, it's this map plus more map.
This map plus like four other maps.
And we have to travel here to get jugged.
It's like this.
Everything is the same.
It's just a bigger map and a lot harder.
It's not harder, but just, you know what I mean, like,
here, hit the box.
Let's see if we can get you a good gun.
It will be harder just because we have to stay alive longer
and get across the map to get jug.
Ooh, RPG.
You could grab it.
It's a rocket.
Here, you wanna try it or not?
Here come try it. I'm trying to rocket launcher. Come this way.
Come this way. Okay. Okay. Shoot the zombie with the rocket launcher, Maya. Aim for the zombie though.
Okay. Come this way. Come this way. Come this way.
And try to hit the box again because the thing about that rocket launcher is if you're too close, you will take damage yourself.
Did you take damage? Did I take damage? Did your screen go red?
going to go red? No. Okay, you're good. So do you want to trade the rocket launcher in for a gun?
Or do you like the rocket launcher? You could trade this in for a gun if you want. You can press
that. No, I'll use the rocket launcher. Let's use the rocket launcher. Here. Okay. All right,
ready? We're gonna have to cross. It's getting hectic. Oh, on your back. This way. And let's go.
Come on. We're good. And now you could blow up. You could blow up this entire. Oh wait,
we could try this. We could come up here and you could shoot down from the window. Oh,
you just let me go. Yeah, I was scared. You're kind of nice with that. Wait, wait, right
here. From. Yeah, yeah, here. Shoot me, shoot me, shoot me, shoot me. Oh. There you go.
Oh
Now switch to your
Switch to your other gun because it's it's a kill so you could you could spray
Like you could spray and you could knife too. So you can knife. There's a hammer. Yeah, that's carpenter
So carpenter rebuilds all the barriers on the map and it gives you like plus 400 points. Oh
Nuke
I ran through something that says times two.
That's a 200 IQ play.
You got the times two before the news.
So now instead of 400 points, we get 800 points.
Wait.
Yay, that's better.
That's a lot better.
All right.
We're about to be on round 10.
We're on round 10 now, Maya.
It's about to start to connect.
Okay, huge.
Let's try that.
It's time to euthanize some dogs.
No, no, next round.
That's probably the euthanization round.
Okay.
Okay, the goal, let's try to get you enough points to hit the box and get a good gun.
You don't really have...
Okay.
Wait, do you have a cap 40 and an RPG?
Okay.
Use the...
What does that mean?
Use the cap 40 here and let's try to use the ammo.
Or remember, to your left here...
I'm sorry, what is a cap 40?
It's a pistol.
It's a pistol that you have.
Oh, good.
You got out.
Oh, good. You got out of that. You got out of that though. I thought you were for sure that
I'm gonna read you hold on
Surely
Where's quick
You remember my
Okay, hold on I guess you
Yay, all right now we got a you have no job, so we got to get to the other side of the map and get your job
It's okay max ammo and it's a kill
Okay, no way okay follow me follow me this way no way this way this way we can get you
It was Mickey Mouse. It was insecure
Okay
No, now you got a drink this and we're good
We're good, we're good. We're good. So now
All right now it's a kill so low key you could farm
We're all right because you just died you don't really have
Okay, so we got to get you points. We got it. We got to get you points
Yeah, you have the cap 40
Um, let's just... let's just, uh, okay, let me try to think.
Demon Dogs are about to spawn, she has an RPG and a Cap 40.
How much does she have?
Just empty all the ammo out of the Cap 40.
Yeah, I got five left, that's a lot.
Five bullets?
Are you having monkeys though?
Yeah, that's so... we're good.
Um, oh!
What should I try?
I got to try to get her x points to get the wall by and then she can form points
Do you have RPGs left rockets up or no?
Yeah, shoot down these stairs. Oh, watch out. Watch out. Oh, that's a monkey. Um, I accidentally threw the monkey
That's okay. Shoot the monkey. I was gonna throw a grenade. It's okay. Shoot the monkey with the rocket. Yeah
Okay, wait, okay. Wait, unfortunately, they didn't shoot the monkey with the rocket. It's okay
Shoot me with the rock and all these zombies hot really yeah, bang. Okay, maybe now only like two. It's okay though
We can't you points
Yep, we just need to get you a thousand points. You have six sixty right now
You get a thousand you could get that wild boi and we can start farming. Oh
And you just got to finish these guys off though, yep
What is it like can you nice? Oh there you go?
So, um, here, can you rebuild this and maybe she'll have enough chat?
Try to rebuild this right here.
Oh, we got to euthanize the demon dogs.
They're pulling up right now.
And we got to save them.
But this is like-
But I only have a rocket launcher, so like that's not ideal.
Yeah, it's not ideal, but we can make it work. I'm sorry. Yeah, sorry buddy. Okay. Yeah, okay. It's okay
You don't need up. We're doing them a favor. Oh my god. Oh my god. She's back. Yeah, yeah, he's like really fast
They're fast and uh whoa
That was really scary
Yeah?
Oh
Oh, I'm gonna kill myself. Here, Maya, drop down. Drop down, Maya. Drop down, drop down, drop down
Okay, okay, okay, okay
It's okay, run
Just keep running. No
All right, we're good. I just barely I'd almost okay. Wait, wait, follow me switch. That was scary. It's okay
Yeah, you did great though switch to your pistol
Hit triangle and now come hit this wall by up here
And for the MP5 we're on round 12
You're doing great
I think she keeps the RPG.
Okay. Okay, so now let's try to have farm points.
Okay. Okay. By euthanizing dogs.
No, we already euthanized dogs with the RPG.
It's a good euthanization, I think. Okay.
Remember what to do?
We got to run across it, so we're beginning around so they're hectic.
Oh, I lost you. Shit, shit, shit. I lost you.
Yeah, I'm, uh, well, I cannot believe I didn't just die there.
You're doing good.
Um, yeah.
Keep running.
Oh, no!
Oh, wait, what's going on?
It's kind of a really bad spot right now.
Okay, it's okay.
Where are you?
I'm right here.
You can throw your monkey.
Remember, if it gets hectic, the monkey's like a get out of jail free card.
If you throw it anywhere on the road, on your left trigger, she just started lagging.
I'm right here, my ass.
Here, here.
Uh, throw the monkey.
Throw the, oh, you're good.
Okay, now, now run, run, run.
I threw the monkey.
Oh, run over here, run over here.
Oh my gosh they're freaking everywhere. I don't know. That's about I lost you. I lost you. Yeah, I also lost you
But don't worry. I won't die
You started lagging I'm by this nurse. Okay. Okay. I'm by this day. Shoot the train shoot the train with your MP5 all these zombies
Okay. Bang, bang, bang. Yep, yep. See, now your points are going up crazy. Yep, yep,
and good. See, you reloaded while you were moving. Yep. Keep shooting the train. You're
You're doing great. Yeah
Okay, yeah keep farming points
Hold on once I get my you good
Yeah, okay
You're doing good
Now now you could use your rocket low-key on these big trains wait where'd you go?
I'm where the box is
Trot across trot across because you could get stuck back there. They try to cross this way like you got to run and jump up period
Okay, so if you get if you kill this whole train you should have enough points to hit the box three times
That'd be a lot much blood. Okay
You can start lighting them up just a little bit. It's 9 it's 9 50 for one
Oh
It's okay
You could you could use your left trigger to to aim down sight. Oh, they're so smart in oh
Oh
All right, there's a thing you could grab that or what you can do like the comp plays
Shoot all your ammo like get all the points as possible and then get it
like you know I mean
My god, what why why the rocket launcher what?
Okay, I shot the rocket launcher. I don't know what I have here. Follow me
We should try to hit we're gonna get rid of the rocket launcher right now. Come this way. Come this way quick quick quick
All right, have the RPG out and hit the box right here
And we're gonna you should be able to get a good guy if you come up these stairs
Yeah, right here and then hit this box and
Then let's get rid of RPG. Wait wait switch to the other gun switch to the other gun
Now yeah grab that
Yeah. Alright. And now, you could use that this round. Use that this round. It's better
than RPG. And we want to drop down. It's about to get hectic. See, this is the round we got
to last time. This is our PR right now. Yeah, there's a lot of them. It's okay. You just
remember how to run around and train them yep yep there you go oh yep you're
learning you just do come out see I'm kind of fucking up your flow cuz I'm
over here though so I'm they're getting pulled in two different directions oh
Oh, good rotation. Look at this game, Lido, out of my eye.
That's so stressful.
Okay, now when they all come up in this line, you shoot.
Like you let your whole foot go like this, and then you want to rotate up.
But sometimes, remember, you go slow and behind us.
Alright, ready? I'll grab the double points.
Um watch out when you come up the stairs though there's still some zombies here.
Wow they're really hard to shoot okay um oh I'm reloading you know what I'll just kill myself.
No no you're good you're good.
Oh oh yeah you see keep moving though.
You've got your mob on your feet.
I died. I died on the stairs.
It's okay.
Ah I got clutched.
Hold on.
Well, you have monkeys. Okay, hold on. I'm going to just, um, I got to revive you. Hold
on. You can do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're good, we're good. Um, you got to try to buy
jug. Can you shoot them one, like come down to the train, Maya? Come down to the train
then like shoot it a little bit or just throw oh you got it you got it you
could throw your monkey you could throw your monkey
no no no you're good you have a lot of points so we can get you done
I'm gonna pack this gun. I'm gonna pack it ASAP.
Hold on, one second, my arm.
No, take your time.
I kind of like it down here.
Okay, when I revive you, press left trigger and throw the monkey.
You remember how to do that, right?
Yep.
And then that will protect you so you can go get jugged.
Now you can go get your come up here. Yeah, yeah, and now grab job right here
Yeah, yeah
honestly
chat for Maya she's had awful guns this whole game and
She's still alive
You haven't had really any good guns to actually kill zombies
Here I did it
I'm gonna pack this
Can I give her come on away?
And she was and she was uh
Moving around like she's like dude. I'm so bad at shooting these guns. I
Don't know if you know how to aim. Do not aim. I
Don't think I do so so use your left trigger like
Yeah, and then you can around with my right trigger. I think I'm just bad
You could you could like tap it and it'll lock on to them like tap it like go in and out of the scope
like you don't need to hold it down it might be harder to hold it down like if
you just tap it. Oh I sound like you're a monkey sorry about that. No no it's okay but like
like do you see what I mean though like if you tap it it will like lock on to
the zombies. No I don't really see that. Or is she going for head shot? Okay. What's your
second gun. Tap versus holding. Um you have ammo on that? This one. No. Um here come up
to this wall and hit X like that. And you get cool back. So that's why it's good to
have a so now you have max ammo in that gun. So this round already out of my head.
Should I keep doing that? Yeah, so try to just stay alive. I wouldn't focus on shooting
focus on if you don't have a strong enough gun to kill try to stay alive and
move around the map and why am I not wait why am I not dropping down what
just happened what happened I'm not sure I lost you okay sorry it's okay
Oh
When I'm around 14 and my head at a cap 40 and RPG this whole this whole time
Okay, I'm gonna run to you and rescue okay, and
Remember you're gonna be really low on HP
So you guys just so to survive. Yeah try to survive, but you better
try to get points here maybe we can get lucky and get a double points and a
nuker or something just you're you're too tap now you're too tap but if you get
in a like a hectic situation in my you could just throw the monkey you can throw
You're doing good.
What's happening?
No good lad.
Come this way.
Oh, it's the kill.
Now shoot.
Oh, you're good.
Shoot all of them.
Shoot them all. Shoot them all.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Yup.
Oh, no.
That's not me.
Okay, you can still shoot you can still shoot to the right to your right to right
Oh maximum reload or throw monkey throw monkey if you can like press the
It's okay
I know you're going down a lot right now, but you're doing good. You're doing good
You don't have any...
It doesn't seem like I'm doing very good!
No you are, you just don't have good guns to...
We're on like a really high level
and the zombies are strong and you don't have good enough guns to...
to like kill the train so it's hard.
Um, and we gotta get you 2,500 points.
Uh, so you could buy a job.
Here, run, run, run, run, run, out this way.
Because if that train catches up to you, you're gonna die.
So do we jump up the ladder?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now we wrap back around.
And now you only need 200 points.
So try to, yeah, yep, yep, good movement.
There you go.
You have ammo or not?
I have four.
use that for on this one right here
okay
oh
oh you have another gun
there you go
oh here
hey
okay maybe hold x on this
oh you can kill that zombie
you kill the zombie and you can get jug
why are you dying?
what the heck?
okay follow me
we can go get your jug
how much ammo do you have in that gun
maybe you can get enough points to hit the box again.
Here, grab that, the jug right there.
Yup, I'm not gonna lie.
You surviving with this loadout isn't insane.
You have a really bad loadout this late in the game.
But that's just because we've had that we've got bad RNG on the box. It's okay
You want to
We're gonna have a dog
There you go, though. That's good. Hold on. Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. That was fun.
Okay, so if if you don't go down, we can start trying to work toward getting you a good gun.
But if you go down, the point's got to go to Jug.
You get what I'm saying?
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So try to survive this round.
Ready?
Let's just run around.
You're not going to have a lot of ammo.
But I can kill the trains, and they'll
drop power-ups, which will give us points.
This is really hot.
It's not good.
You know, you just said to not die,
and I just immediately died.
Don't run.
It's OK.
We're on route 15, so that's a lot of argument.
Um, we're good.
It's fine. Ready?
Bang.
Now, you're gonna...
Oh my god.
You have the monkey bomb too.
I don't have much time not to go up here.
Oh no, but I'm over here.
No, no.
Yeah.
Bang.
I don't think I do have that.
And I died again.
And I...
It's okay.
You're okay.
Oh my god.
I don't...
Here, here, here.
Try to come over to the side.
I can't see. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So far, you know, dude, there's so many. This is so fucked up.
Yeah, we're on a really, this is so and they're running and they're running and they're running and they're running and I died. Okay. Yeah, this is the highest round we got to.
If you had a good gun, if you didn't get like RPGs and pistols out of the box, you would be in a lot better position right now.
But here, ready? Just try to say a lot. I'll train the zombies.
No, there you go. There you go. With no jug, by the way.
I'm trying to get more than some power up, so...
No, no, no, keep going.
Yeah, yeah, keep going, keep going.
You don't have to wait for me, I'm gonna try to kill the train.
Oh, it's okay.
No, no, no, she has guns, she just doesn't have any ammo.
But if we get to the next round, my next round is the dogs, and the dogs drop back ammo.
Okay, yep, there you go.
Hold on, help, carpenter, this'll help.
Should I just have him hit the box instead of Jug?
I think that might be the better move.
I'm not gonna lie.
Do you have any ammo at all?
20.
Okay, use that 20, but try to hit all of the shots in that 20 on these last few zombies.
Yeah, now this train right here.
Oh, that's good, that's good.
Okay, um, now we're going to have you hit the box.
Ready? Up here. This way.
Okay, yeah, go up here, up this way.
This could change everything, right here.
Wow, why am I not running? Okay.
And if you hit this box?
This could change everything. This could change everything.
This could change everything.
check this could this could change everything yep it's okay it's okay you
don't lose any points the box just moves that happens so if you hit the box too
many times that's like the teddy bear is like okay we gotta switch up the
location of it and it what have I done no no you didn't do nothing it's okay
it what have I done to deserve this no I got two freaking teddy bears no no
You're doing great. Where's the box? There's no freaking ammo in this gun. There's three up. There's three coming
Okay, do you remember how to do you remember how to find a box?
So it just de-spawned. Yeah, I look for Jason. Yeah over there. It's over there. Yeah
Okay, you have one hit on the box. This could be big right here
Oh, this is it, this is it, this is it.
Oh.
Like.
Okay, that's not bad though.
I would grab that.
Honestly, Python, if you hit your shots on a Python, you'll kill them.
Is this a revolver?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a Python, right?
Or no, is that not upgraded?
Here.
It should be one tap in the head.
Damn, that's her second pistol.
Here, shoot him in the head and see what happens.
Okay. Oh, that wasn't the head. I think you hit him now. I'm trying. No, no, all right.
Um, yeah. Oh, you blew it up. So it, yeah, that's better than that. SM. I'm not gonna lie.
If you use it to form the train. Yep. There you go. You just have bad orangey right now.
Really bad luck like unfortunately you hit the box and you've got guns that you can't farm points with so you've got to be super accurate
We're your shots right now
440 and then if you kill these last two zombies you'll have like 700 points and we'll go into the dog round
Yeah
It's okay now. He's running remember
Remember what you do?
It's okay, man. You did it you did it you did it all right. Oh
mp5 ammo
You could just buy it be five ammo
It's about to be max. It's about to be the dog. Okay
We got a you tonight the dog round with this gun is actually insane. It's okay. That's actually fucked up
The dogs is gonna draw up max ammo. So you'll have a full ammo in your empty box
It's so dark. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, this is terrible. Oh my god. This is really bad
I can't tell. I can't see anything.
If you hit him once with that gun, it should kill him.
Here, right here.
There's one right here.
Yup. One more time.
Uh, uh, yeah.
Oh.
That's on me.
Uh, hold on.
Uh...
Oh. Oh no.
Oh no.
Hold on.
I
Okay
Okay, oh switch your MP5, okay
Like and now reload it. Okay. So now we have ammo. So if we if we get through this round
We'll be able to re-kit like you back up
The last like few rounds you've just been in a regain
because you keep having to get jugged.
You'll be able to what me?
Like re-kit, like get you a full kit.
Okay.
But it's round 17, we're doing good though.
Am I just trying to survive
or I'm really trying to like kill things?
Survive, survive.
You're not gonna do very much damage
with any of your guns right now.
Yep, and we keep running and we keep,
We gotta probably go at a faster pace down, though.
And you don't have Joe.
Can I?
And I can't get faster.
But you have a monkey bomb now.
Oh, come on, look at that power up.
Wait, how come we haven't got a fire saloon at all?
Oh.
Oh, watch out for your load.
Try to, when you get in a spot like this where
You run through the whole map and you turn around
and there's a bunch of zombies.
Try to just dump the whole clip and you're gone.
Like shoot the whole clip out.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
It's okay.
Hold on.
I'm trying to get to you in one second.
I'm gonna rez you and you might have to get up
and throw that monkey, okay?
Oh.
Eh, we're good.
Well, I may have thrown it, but I'm gonna.
It's okay. It's okay. It's 17 is not bad though. 17 is not bad. It's not. You did great.
I'm not gonna lie. You had an awful loadout and you survived every round. Okay. Like so
imagine. Okay. Give me like a like a like a 1 through 10. Your performance that game
I will push you from the last game you jumped up to like a seven. You're at like a seven
out of 10. 17 is decent. 17 is really good on town. From the last game. Yeah, I would
give you a 7 out of 10. Okay. Chad, out of 10. What are you thinking? I'm going to order
food. They said 6 or 7. I got a P. Okay. I'll be back. Chad, she's doing great. I'm going
to order food though. I think we got to do one more round on town and then we jump in
the transit right because I think she's she's kind of got it like she's got
really bad R&D that game I think I do original on town and then we go to you
guys are saying Barry my it is not have the BLC of Black Ops 2 bro I would love
I love Barry I'm trying to show my of the fuck like how to plays on these though
but she actually I'm not even trolling she's on here she's gone a lot better
better than the first game we played.
Like I thought it was gonna be good, hold on,
I'm about to just order something.
What about orders, though?
Maybe some milk, maybe a glass of milk.
She's good, though.
Origins, uh, bro.
That's like throwing her in the deep end
before she even learns how to swim.
I think transit is a good transition.
Like transit is gonna scare the fuck out of her, y'all.
She's gonna see flying rat, goblins, zombies.
She's gonna see a bus driver.
She's going to see format.
She's going to see the electric man.
She's going to lose it on transit, y'all.
I'm trying to like soften this blow, OK?
So when she gets there, she's going
to see flying fucking rats.
I had to convince her to kill the hellhounds.
I had to convince her to kill the hellhounds from our jam.
It's the freest round ever.
I had to convince her to kill them
by saying that they were euthanizing the dogs
and putting them down in a peaceful way.
It sounds super fucked up and violent, but it's zombies.
It's like a pixel, you know what I mean?
But if we jump to transit, she's gonna be a lot.
It's a lot.
Hold on, let me order food.
But she's doing good, she's doing good.
What should I order, bro?
I'm not gonna just order it.
I'm not gonna just order this, bro.
This is fun, I'm honestly having fun.
It's so funny watching her character run around.
She kept going down though.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think we got a good game plan, Maya.
I was talking to the chat.
We had figured out.
Okay.
Hold on a minute.
We're going to play town one more time on the regular difficulty and see how far we
get, right?
try to get you a better loadout and then we're gonna go to transit. Which is like the main
map. Like the big map and that's where we're gonna try to go on a run. And that's the same,
it's the same thing, the same concept, objective. Yes, everything is gonna be the same, the map is
just gonna be bigger so it'll be a lot longer. Like you know how like the first few rounds we're
we're trying to get jug, it'll be a longer process because we have to move across a bigger
space. So to get jug and then to get you a gun. But you kind of understand how it works
though. I do. I'm understanding for sure. I'm not doing pretty good. You're doing a lot
better than I would have thought. I'm serious for as as stressful as it is. I'm kind of
Like it's kind of fun kind of having fun. Yeah, you're doing good. I was just saying
That's saying a lot for me playing a game. Just say no like I usually do not have fun. Oh
Really, you don't enjoy it. Did you just play Minecraft? How was that?
Video games? Yeah
The game sucks
Yeah, I hate it. I hate it Minecraft too. I played it for the first time. It's like
Like a month ago it was not fun.
It's like not intuitive at all and then like you lose all of your progress.
That's so annoying.
It's so and it's and then it takes so long to get to okay.
I should not say that game sucks.
Sorry.
No, it's okay.
That was my point.
Playing hardcore sucks.
Just not.
I mean personally.
Not intuitive.
It's not intuitive enough game.
I played chain together with Ron and Jason for the first time.
So I couldn't even actually learn it like I didn't even have time to learn it.
Yeah, I heard I actually moved a little faster than you when I learned.
What?
Oh my crap.
I heard you.
I heard you were a bot.
Yes, I was a bot on that game.
I never played it in my life.
And I was chained to Ron and Jason.
So anytime I would try to stop and learn something,
I had Ron screaming in my ear.
We do it
And so I didn't have time to get educated on anything in the game
It was a nightmare. It was an actual nightmare for me
No one does something like that. Wait, is Jason done tonight?
Wait, I wonder how he's doing. No, he's almost done. He's gotta be right?
Tomorrow's his last full day
He's oh, okay. He's got more time. He's asleep right now, right chat tomorrow's his last full day on the island
He's doing it though.
He's doing it, and he's like really doing it.
I'm so impressed.
What do you think of his survival skills?
He's doing so much better than I thought.
1 PM he's ending.
Like truly so much better.
He's caught two fish, or maybe more.
I saw him catch two fish on a line, like just fishing line
in the rod, which is crazy.
He's spear.
He caught over the spear, right?
He fished.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's like really hard.
Yeah.
He, uh, I was worried that I was like, okay,
if he doesn't get past like day two or three,
it's over with cause he didn't eat food
for like the first two days.
He just ate a coconut.
You know, I mean, he was stupid.
I saw, yeah, he started eating snails.
Yeah. And then he started drinking his own.
I'm like, bro, I just hope that he can get some type
of nutrition in his body, but he's on the last day.
he's done it. He got a dog. He did drink his own pee. Yeah, how's that work? Why do you do that?
Is that really the method? If you don't have water, drink your, like, can you just farm your own?
I don't, I don't think it is the method. I think if you're like,
about to die, maybe it's like slightly ever so slightly hydrating, but like it definitely,
It's terrible for your kidneys, like it's not a good thing to do for a sh-
Drinking piss. I just saw Bear Grylls do it like mad long ago and it was like a big thing. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Uh, I know who that is. I didn't see him drink his piss though.
Chad, you all remember when Bear Grylls drank his piss?
No? He did it for no reason. Yeah, in the desert.
And I remember I was like, what?
It's a last resort temporary fix.
I'm surprised that he's actually done it and he's through it and like I keep
like tapping in I asked him I actually felt really bad. I asked him how he was doing in the chat before I started Sherman Day. He's like horrible but I'm at the last day. I know he feels awful right now but he actually
The bug bites are crazy
Yeah, he's doing it sleeping on the floor
No, no food
having a hunt
Having TTS troll you all fucking day. Oh my god. He's good. It's like a mental thing like he's like
Mentally getting trolled by everybody watching him, too. Oh
Yeah, and they're all yeah
Lemicky Lemicky Lemicky bro do something. I don't think it's let me
I'm so bored
That's what yeah, well, I agree
Right that was like when I watched day one. Yeah when he got on bitch
It was everything when I watched day one everyone was just like let me kill me kill me
Yeah, that's off people. That's just people gonna say that always you literally
Slap he did it bro. At least he pulled up on him. So yeah, I got hit in the head with a coconut made contract a CTE
Did he, Lacey, Lacey pulled up?
Lacey flew to Panama.
Yes.
And took a boat and spent the day with him today.
And it looked like it looked like it really helped him.
Honestly, he looked really happy today.
And he was able to see and you became a rage baited him.
Yeah, he's had a, it's been a journey for him, but I'm happy for him to come back and
see him and talk to him.
Yeah, he's pushing.
All right, so we go again in the chain maps and then we go to a different map.
So one more, I think one more run on town and then we're ready for, I think you'll be ready.
Okay, I feel pretty good about dodging right now, I'm not good at shooting.
That's like the hardest thing to learn with zombies, like as we get later around,
You need to be good with juking them out and dodging them, you know what I mean?
And the hers get bigger.
But you were doing it without a job.
And you were jumping around the fire.
Like it's hard to do that.
That's not easy to learn in one session.
And you were doing it.
Hold on.
She's right behind the game.
Yeah.
I got to invite you.
You remember how to join my game?
So once you can aim, it's over for you bitches.
Oh yeah, also I don't think you know how to aim.
which is which is funny it seems important okay um here press uh
fun marble did you okay press press a um hit a again hit a again
right now yeah yeah yeah in public match you want me to hit a for public match uh
Uh, yes.
Surely not.
Yes.
Now, go to phase adapt and join my game.
Phase Marlin is also in my lobby.
So now, you see under the section where it says friends playing Black Ops 2, you go to
that and you join session.
You join session, yes.
Okay.
Join session in progress.
Who's that?
I don't know.
He was waiting for me to open the party and he joined Phase Marlin.
Okay, I'm gonna put us back in there. I'm gonna go to the bathroom really quick one second ready
Okay, survival. I'm gonna keep it on easy and then we're gonna go back in all right one second. I'll be right back
Guys what are we thinking how we feeling? How's it going feeling good? I
I don't think I'm doing very well.
I don't think I'm doing great. You're doing terrible, okay?
Thank you.
Having a great time. Please shoot more.
You feel ready for PSL?
Uh-huh. Yeah. I mean, at the very least, I do understand the object hide. Maya hide.
Hide?
What? Wait.
Hide from a dapps?
What is going on?
You want me to like go under my desk?
I'm so confused right now.
What's going on in my chair?
Whoa, wait, where did you go?
I'm sorry.
whoa wait where did you go wait what's going on hello I have dots in my chat
it might have vacated a premise wait where did she go I thought I was gonna
I thought we had what you got the ghost got her I don't know what I don't know
what's going on? I don't know. I hit under the desk. My chat does this now and I don't
know how I feel about it. Every time I go to the bathroom, I come back and they're hiding
but they're just typing shh. And then I have, you know, like it's like, okay, got em, got
Let's let's go back to the and then they say boo. Yeah, we got you you didn't get me
Have you ever babysat?
When I was younger, yes
Wait, no, I no no no I got CPR certified and did like the babysitting school with my older sister
But I never got called actually my older sister did I
I did the CPR certification I remember because it so you know how to do CPR
not for God but I might if I we've got to be like muscle man it's like in my
brain summer I just have to like you gotta like say I gotta see the right
thing to unlock it it's in my brain someone yeah just wait for the just wait
for the right moment yeah and then it'll come to you yeah like if one of the
homies starts God forbid like you know I might need to you remember like he did a
moment like I gotta clutch up it's and unlock the CPR and say bro I'll probably
be able to do it all right all right all right all right
CTE trained. I'm not CTE trained. I got CP. Oh, that's the wrong acronym y'all
I'm not I guess I'm C training CTV. Okay, so get in there
GTR trains
Wait, did you babysit or not?
Yeah
Yeah, a lot. I had a lot. I had a babysitter and I think yeah, I think I may
have traumatized her
On accident were you a bad kid? You don't know like you were back. No. No. No. No. I wasn't but I had messed up
I watched okay. I'll explain it to you. I watched Peter Pan ever watch a movie Peter Pan
No, what but like I know what it is. Okay, so
my mom and dad left the crib and we had a babysitter and me and all my sisters watching Peter Pan and
And whatever, watched Peter Pan, and Peter Pan, he has a bow and arrow, and I thought it was tough.
I was like, oh, that's sick.
And so we finished watching Peter Pan, and the babysitter tucked me and all my sisters in our room,
and we shared our room.
Like, I was on one side, they were on the other, and I took one of their hair ties,
and I put a pencil in it, and I was, like, trying to beat Peter Pan, and I tried to shoot my sister,
Which was the wrong move and I shot myself and I still have lead in my head and I hit a vein and I started how did you
Blood everywhere. I was freaking out. I
Ran out to the living room. I was like, I think I name was Amanda or something
I was like, I fucked up. What are I do? She's like, oh my god. She had tucked us in to go to bed and I came out the room
Nightmare scenario
So that's crazy
When I was a kid and I had a babysitter, I was running from a sheep one time and I went to hop a fence and there was a nail sticking out of the fence and so when I hopped over, the fence went into my side and I have a scar.
You can't really see it, but I have a scar right here because the nail just like as I jumped over the fence.
Wait, I'm so confused.
So I was bleeding everywhere too.
Okay, so you kind of have been in a similar situation
Why were you outside running from a sheep though? How did that? How did the babysitter let you get to there?
How did you end up? I grew up on a farm. Oh
There's a sheep
Jill it yeah that we had the sheep her name was Hershey and we got my chocolate mom likes rescuing
Yeah, like the chocolate and my mom likes rescuing animals and
And she there was a sheep that was out of kids petting zoo
But it was really mean like it was really mean to the kids
It had but all the kids and so it couldn't live at the petting zoo anymore
So then I called my mom and my mom was like we'll take the sheep and she had four kids
And so then her she terrorized me for like the first
You know like eight or nine years of my life. What's that?
So you essentially grew up with a sheep
as a sibling. Did you guys end up squashing it? No, she just died eventually. Oh, you
guys never, okay, that's damn. Yeah, we never got over it. She would like knock me to the
ground like weekly. Damn, you didn't try to stiff, like Derek Henry stiff army? No, I
I was like six.
Yeah, true, true.
Elle Hershey, man, Elle Hershey in the chat.
Elle Hershey.
Yeah, no, yeah, true.
So true.
Yeah, she sucks.
So when you went back to the babysitter
and you were bleeding from a nail
while you were running for your life from a sheep,
what was the babysitter reaction?
Yeah.
I got grounded.
Oh, no, what?
You got grounded.
Yeah, my mom was so mad.
Oh my God, they had to come home.
Like, I remember the big theater called my parents.
It was like, I don't know how to explain this.
But Alex shot himself and his bleeding from his hand
and like my parents were freaking out and they were mad.
Hmm.
Your mom didn't get mad?
No, no, she was not, no, she wasn't mad.
I was running, I didn't shoot myself
or try to make like a projectile.
I was running from an animal that was chasing me
and I got stuck in a fence.
Fair, fair, fair.
I wasn't being problematic.
Yeah, I could see how that would be,
a day would be different.
They're same but different.
A little bit different.
Shot himself is crazy.
I literally shot, I still have the lead,
like kind of, I think.
I think we've all got pencil lead in us somewhere.
Like I literally,
Right, chat.
And I had to like soak my hand in a hot bowl of water and then my mom had tweezers and was like trying to pull it out
I remember the whole shit
We all have pencil yeah, and we've all got a little pencil it yeah
We all have pencil in radiation
Boys in school used to stab me
What?
Where did you go to school fucking goth and see mechanical pencils? Oh, okay?
Stab mechanical pencils. We used to stab me with mechanical pencils and so I'd get I would get like lead
Okay, that's where I
Sound like some London shit
But then I would grab them by the back of the shirt collar and throw them to the ground
So you will fight back
That is fair listen if they popped it off and stab you it's oh it's like open season you can retaliate however
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Okay.
You want to try it?
Yeah, let's do it.
Alright, we're going to go back on town.
Let's try to see if we can get you a better loadout.
We got round 17, which is good.
I don't really think getting high rounds on this is important.
I think more so you, Ernie.
But you're having fun.
I am.
I'm not in the game right now, though.
Oh, that's what my child was saying on the lobby.
He comes out.
Are you playing with Faze Marlon?
Wait, did I just queue up a game with Faze Marlon?
No, no, no, no, no.
OK, let me re-invite.
You remember how to join, right?
Yeah.
OK, wait, I'll tell you when it's open.
I'll tell you when it's open, and it will go in.
I don't think we should be concerned about trying to get as high of a round on this because
it's practice.
I think if you get jug, a good gun from the box, pack a punch it, and get comfortable
moving around, that's a win, okay.
If I can get jug, a good gun from the box, and then pack a punch it.
Chat, is it not crazy that I understand what I just said?
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, you do.
You know Jackie that's full car terminology, by the way
Look at us go
You're learning here. I invited you and it should be open
That isn't saying
I like the chain by the way oh this
Yeah, it's cool. It's a lightning bolt for the flash
Home for the flash I was you're kind of like Pikachu shit. Oh, he also has like evens and so does killua from hunter hunter
He low-key speed was just got Godspeed. It's a technique. He just unlocked it. He's running around. I just made sister's sisters got crazy
That's a ball it's not a and P chain it's a flash chain
I've had it for man. Actually. I got him originally when my homie Gordon wait, where'd you go?
and lost it. The party is no longer active. Okay, hold on. I'm reconnecting.
Under X-Hundred on my top anime. It's so good. I just started it. I saw you cosplay
chainsaw man. How was that? Oh, is that what we do with Amy? I don't, she just
gave me the she just gave me the clothes I put them on I don't know what
does it great and then we went and ghost on it oh did you actually see any
ghosts or not no no oh actually it really pissed me off this lady that we were
that we were getting the ghost or from she was like she said that the the house
the houses had had a soul and so the house has had ghosts and then she was
like in dogs and cats have ghosts and people have ghosts.
And I was like, do you think that bugs have ghosts?
And she was like, no.
Bugs don't have ghosts, but houses can have ghosts?
Like she said, houses and cats and dogs and people.
Not bugs though.
She didn't see the chimera arc, huh?
That's messed up so you can't get haunted by like a worm.
apparently not according to her maybe she just hasn't experienced it yet yeah
probably not really pissed me off though yeah that way I can see how that would
be triggering but what about animals other animals got souls or not mm-hmm
yep that's what she said bugs or not just not the bugs they're not what they're
not big enough. Maybe it's her issue. Who decided that? Is that up to her? That's what
I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. It sounds like it should be like a,
like a, it sounds like it shouldn't just be up to her. You know what I mean? That's like
a pretty serious thing. I'm down. Maybe when you were streaming in your room and there
were ghosts everywhere. Yes. Oh my God. I said. Have you had anything happen to Susan? Oh
Oh my God, all the time.
And I feel schizophrenic because.
Really?
It happened that one night when we were on stream,
and I still cannot explain half of the things that happened.
If people are going to think I'm trolling or a clip on me.
You were there, so you know.
I still hear shit in my house all the time.
But, oh, see, remember, so first round, you just knifed.
I'm going to be right there.
I appreciate it.
Knifed.
Oh, there's a bunch of Amino's that come up to my house now.
You can't say that.
What?
Or never mind.
I'm sure someone typed that in your chat.
No, no, they typed that all the time.
They typed W Airline.
Appreciate that, by the way, y'all.
I kid you, they kept vouching for me.
Did I tell you about all the different Amino's
that pull up to my crib now?
Yeah, you saw the video, those deer.
There was one singular deer.
I don't know how the fuck he got it here.
I do not know how he got it here.
Oh, it's okay, you got no way.
Whoa!
It's okay, it's okay.
I missed.
Yeah, yeah, see?
You learned though.
Yeah, it's okay.
Now, now.
He's going to naps house when the fuck gets it.
No, but there's coyotes, there's raccoons,
there's skunks too.
Dude, I kind of fell off.
No, no, it's okay.
I think.
Come see your house, that's so fun.
Why am I so short?
They're not in the crib, but there's like two to three scunks.
If I take my trash out, they'll go loot it up every time.
And I'm afraid that if they let off, because is it true,
if scunks like Alts, it's going to smell like shit
for a mad long?
Yeah.
I'm not trying to have that.
So I try to give them their space.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's smart.
Skunks are really cute, though.
I like them.
And I like raccoons.
I bet you got a bunch of raccoons.
And I bet you have a bunch of squirrels.
And you have white-tailed deer.
There is a deer.
Yep.
I don't know what species it is.
And there's an owl.
It keeps, like sits on top of my house.
You ever watch Harry Potter?
What?
An owl.
Yeah?
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
It's on top of their crib.
This big ass owl.
Did I never show, did I never see you in a video at all?
You did, you sent me a video trying to find it.
I couldn't find it, it flew by me the other day
and I don't know if it's a sign or what it meant
but it was a little scary.
An owl, yeah, here.
Let's try to get judge.
We're in flow state though,
like I don't even have to keep calm on that.
On that, oh, we're doing, you know.
Imagine I might die, though, imagine?
No, no, it's okay.
You just have to get...
Oh.
Yup.
And you could go...
Fire. Fire. Everywhere. Holy shit.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Oh my god, dude, I just like...
I'm dying to fire.
Yeah, I think you burned alive.
I think you actually burned it.
You gotta watch out for a fire.
Yeah, look out for the fire.
Okay, we both got 1250 points.
We need double that to get jugged.
Okay.
If we don't get it this round, it might be a little hard.
But I know we'll be good.
We'll be out when I was on.
How do you say it's all?
Dude, I'm actually so bad. I don't want to tell you.
It's okay. It's okay.
I'm actually playing. I think you just missed the knife.
I think you're missing the knife and you're getting doubled it.
Oh
See, I think what happened is you got hit once in the front and then the zombie came up on your plank
It's okay
You're good
Okay
You got ammo or not. There's kind of a lot of them
You also have grenades where you could throw and it will blow them all up
Okay
Here that will give you points and if you rebuild this it'll give you points, too
We got to get you we got to get 25 for job here, I'm gonna do this I'm gonna open this
And do the wall by
Should she go get the wall by now and then joke I think that'd be smarter here come this way Maya
And grab this gun off the wall and now use
Use the ammo of that or use this gun
Yeah, yeah, hello. Hello. What happened? All right. I can't I yeah, it's just not like what?
Yeah, okay now now. Okay now you use this gun to get points
Yep
In the head. Yep
Like that. Yeah
We're all the outpouring on your right on your right. Oh, oh my gosh. Okay. Oh my gosh. You got him. Yep
There you go. You're doing it you have 1,300 and there's a whole train right here
I'm so bad at shooting the gun.
I can't see your screen, but I don't know if you're aiming.
Okay.
I'm trying to.
Now you can, instant kill me, you can knife all these, like, knife, now, oh, there you
go.
Oh, good weed.
Oh.
There you go, though.
You just kill all three of them.
My answer is you wouldn't even be able to get one in that first game.
Oh, one more.
You kill one more.
You can get job and we're we're chilling.
Oh, that's not me.
Here.
You can shoot him.
You can just shoot him.
Oh.
And then here.
Oh.
Here.
And now grab, grab that.
And we're good.
Okay, now now you have jug and you have a gun with ammo to get points
Okay, we can look you just show here it's gonna be this is the dog round. Okay, you can ask the dog remember oh
Shit, it's only round five though, sir. They're not gonna be as many or as strong
Damn oh damn whoo. Oh, I should have reloaded. Oh, I really should have reloaded
How did I just take so much damage you got clutched my
What you died where are you are you down there? I'm down here. Yeah. Oh
You can read me. Oh, you got it. Oh
You did it you clutched. Oh, you're a hero
What
You're a hero, you just clutched it and you revived me and then you got up and started
lacing all the dogs.
Yup.
Okay.
W euthanasia.
Okay, carry now.
Oh, and reload.
Remember how I reload?
Yup.
There you go.
And bang.
Okay.
All right.
So, after this round, you'll have enough points to hit the mission.
Okay, so after this round, you'll have enough points to hit the mystery box and then we should be good because you have jug and you have a gun.
And if you get a good gun up the mystery box and you're even more chilling.
Yeah, yeah.
W euthanasia.
Is that how you say it?
Youth in Asia or is it one word?
Youth in Asia.
Yep, youth in Asia.
Asia. Why just Asia? It's uh right. It's it's one word. It's one word. It's not the same.
Why is it just lots to Asia? It doesn't seem efficient. Oh reload. I got a max ammo.
Oh
You're reload ready i'ma grab it
bang
okay
Yeah
No, no, we're chilling. No, i'm not bad at this game. Yeah, i'm not bad at this game. Oh, you're you're not yeah
Yeah, i'm crazy. I just need i'm gonna a little bit of points
So I can get jug and then I'm showing it.
Okay.
I'm gonna get jug.
You shoot, you can shoot them all up.
You do your thing.
Oh, I trolled.
I got double.
I didn't realize they were up here.
You got clutch.
You got clutch, Maya.
Oh, run, run, run, run.
Don't worry about me.
Oh, I'm actually getting carried.
Oh my God, you did it.
There's two times I'm off through.
That's on me.
Oh my god, I'm actually getting
We're gonna save at least one or two so you can hit the bomb
Here you could kill you can kill these you can be zombies
I think she's ready for transit, but what you're gonna feel out. Oh, wait, wait, wait now kill
Now kill him. Yeah. Yeah
Try to work on your accuracy here and then this one right here and you can hit the box three times
Yeah, oh good headshot, okay
Follow me. Let's go hit the box. Yeah. Yeah, don't kill this one. Okay, see
see this is like the ideal scenario where I'm round six you have jug you have a
gun worst-case scenario if you don't get it out the box and you have enough
points to get the box okay so it's not here what's that mean where where could
possibly be look over here it's oh oh fire over here yeah yeah I just keep
running through fire thank you for the door appreciate that and then you come
up here and you hit this twice and switch to your pistol if you're gonna
switch guns yeah so you want to keep the mp5 oh galil you're good we're chilling
okay you look you don't okay I mean you could hit it again if you want I was
switched to the mp5 and hit it because that's that gun you have is goaded that's
like the best AR you could have and you could upgrade that gun so now you're
chilling you have switched this yeah yeah yeah and you can hit it no no you so
you could hit it again if you want you don't need to I'll let you know if it's
something good. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. No, that's what I'm talking about. No, no,
you can't let that one. Okay, so you're chilling now. Um, I'm gonna kill the last zombie. So
So now, you have two guns.
What did you have?
Wait, what did you have there?
Did you see?
Did we just get kicked?
Calm error called within a task.
Success, failure, call back.
No, you were kidding!
What?
You were like, that was no way someone just crashed me.
What the fuck I think we
Like DDoS
Here
Damn that would have been a good map to like get ref so I think you're good though
I'm ready. I think you're good. Yeah, I think you're ready right chat like that would have been good
upgrade everything
That just be a two why'd that happen?
No, you don't know I'm getting too powerful. They're trying to start your growth. I think that's it
They're afraid
It's time I think it is here
You want to join all right, we're gonna go on to the big map
And remember when we played this mow on
For like 30 minutes we like got killed and went back in and then you picked it up, so
It's gonna be a little bit more to learn but don't even trip we could do it we can do it
All right
Are you ready? This is it
Transits our first run at it me minded town. I'm ready. We got round 17 on town
And she had an awful load out. She just got a good load out. We couldn't really trade with it though because I think the map crashed, but
Let's try it. Let's try it.
Fun marble 55. Damn it.
There's Marley's second way in, man.
How did he get in here?
All right, we're good. Here we go.
So, it's fun.
Fun marble 5573 is about to make history.
This is it. This map is fun.
I love playing this map when I was younger.
Like I would trickshot all day and then to chill.
Like when all the homies in the sixth man would get off.
It would be like two or three of us.
We would all queue up zombies.
So, there's not other people in here.
It's still just zombies in us.
It's just us, but we could get up to four.
Really, we could get up to eight, but Chad, did y'all not do that?
Like, did you guys play Cobb all like regular all day?
Okay, one round one.
You're an old man.
Well, wait, oh my god, it's just starting.
Wait, where are you?
I'm right here.
So remember, they're really weak.
You could you you can knife them.
I'm gonna, I don't know if I should even try to explain.
OK, I'm going to try to oh.
Oh, that's a really bad start.
Sorry about that.
No, no, no, it's okay.
I keep missing with the knife.
You can regain.
All right, I'm gonna,
so it's round one, so it's still the same.
It's one hit for a knife.
So you knife each zombie, let's try to get points.
I'm gonna knife them with you
because it's gonna be a little bit longer
until we can get to Jug.
Like we gotta make it to Jug.
If we make it to Jug, we're good.
It's a little bit of a journey to get to Jug though.
Okay, so here come over here. You see this? This is a turbine
On this on this workbench shop if you come up to it and press X you could pick it up
So
Right here on this work on this bench. Yes, it's a fan. I'm sure right
Yep, okay right in front of you in it. Yep press X
Yep, you got it
I love this map. Okay. This way. This way. You can put it down right here and then open
that door. If you hit right trigger. You're right. How do I? Oh my god. We're good. Oh,
no. He's got kicked again. Maybe got a later second. Oh my god. That's so lame. That's
actually so late that's okay I mean we didn't get very far yeah yeah yeah it's
better that we didn't go full into it maybe we have to give it a second
yes so much let's just get let's just give it a second I don't know we're
getting hit off or if it's the servers okay damn I feel like we're ready for
I just knifed like seven guys. It was awesome. Yeah, that was impressive. You're honestly learning. I had a lot more rapid of a breakdown. What if I expected?
I would have expected
We start game maybe try to read no
Is it the servers or are someone just like you know, they could could do that. It's so weird. I
Wasn't mw2 lobbying when I was 13 getting my full address read off to me my full government name
And every one of my family's name
Just because I was nice a trick shot. Yes, I
I was really what people actually just like get they get mad. Yes, you're beating them
Oh my god, I remember and then as as children like as minors they're like, let me
Let me release all of this other minors personal information. Yes. It's like
2012 2011 and they're like oh
All they had to do was be in a lobby with you and the hackers in the car community were no joke. Oh my god. They were so mean
They would threaten, they would send a swatting to your house, Maya.
They would leak your address.
No, they would not.
Yes.
When you're not a streamer.
I was in sore.
No, I was a fucking trick shotter.
I wasn't even, I got swatted when I was a sophomore in high school and I had explained
to my parents.
They were so mad at me.
Oh my God.
The swatting pulled up.
Yes.
They unscrewed all the light bulbs.
Oh my gosh.
Lizards.
It was a crazy era and they would like get a hold of like certain accounts and like I
Remember the first time I like I joined a call with one on Skype, and I was like why are you doing this like?
Please stop and they're like
Like I'm bored like really bro. Yes
Yes, I joined the call and like it was a bunch of hackers all over the call
if they're just like
It's like they're playing a game, but it's like oh I might send the SWAT team to your house if you don't answer correct
It was fucked up. It was actually super fucked up
That's nuts
Dude Skype is such a crazy
The throwback
Huh?
Skype was a good era. I missed the Skype calls
Are you back on
Try to try to hit Xbox live and see if it reconnects you
Yeah, I mean it looks normal, okay
No, okay, it was a fucked up time, okay, do I start it now or do I wait a second?
Or we just gonna get hit off
I think I'll wait a second. Wait a minute. My my pasta's gonna be here in two minutes.
So I could go grab it. Okay.
Stack break.
Lizard Squad. Oh my god. What do you know about Lizard Squad?
I don't know anything about Lizard Squad. They were a group of lead hackers that
and hit PlayStation Network off
for the entire Christmas break for like a month.
They held PlayStation Network.
Why would they do that?
I don't know.
Why'd they do that, Chad?
Except for everyone?
Yes, it was Christmas break and I couldn't play.
It was so bad.
The freaking Grinch.
Lizard Squad, they were like a group of hackers
and they had one of the biggest corporations,
PlayStation, that were Sony.
in a fucking chokehold they had their servers offline
you know how much money they probably lost?
wow
that's crazy
that Savage was one of the hackers
actually got paid for it
I used to
I used to play um
Lego Star Wars with my brothers on the PS2 and Kingdom Hearts
with my brothers on the PS2
but I wasn't actually playing they would give me the controller I thought that I was playing it was unplugged
hahahaha
no
no that's
That sounds like, that sounds right, yeah, that sounds right.
Yeah, I thought I was really good at the game.
That is hilarious.
That's why I never learned.
You know what else, dude, my brother's also used to on Easter, you ever do Easter egg hunts?
Yes.
We would do Easter egg hunts on the farm and my brothers used to go find the Easter eggs.
They would open them and dump all the candy out and then hide the empty eggs so that I would only find empty eggs.
Okay, that's that's that's a step too far because they were they were faster than me
So they would run ahead of me and they would find all the eggs that they'd leave the empty one
Now I get the like
Unplugging the controller because when I would play Smash Bros with my sisters
I will give them the controller and they would queue up and then I would turn their player to CPU
And they wouldn't realize that we were going to the game.
And we'd be playing for hours.
And they would sit there.
It's a little fucked up.
But it's what you do to your sitting, you know what I mean?
But hiding the Easter eggs after you've got the loop
from them is insane.
It's really mean.
It was really mean.
Yeah, no, I never learned how to play games with my brothers.
I actually, it's very nice of you to play this with me
and teach me how to do this.
Because I've had friends that play,
like guy friends that play video games
and they straight up will not play with me
because they know I'm bad.
And they're like too sweaty
and they're like, this won't be fun.
Yeah, I hear them.
So it's very nice of you.
Yeah, I mean.
What?
No, but like you're saying it's nice of me
but you do the same thing,
but when we go to different like safari maps and stuff
like when I'm in the zoo like I feel like I'm like a bot when I'm walking around the zoo and I'm like
Maya what is this and you're like oh that's one of five analog species as you can see by the pattern
on it it's a blessed block and that's a that's like me saying oh you need to loot up get enough
XP to get you see like to get a jug and then you need to oh I forgot the word and then you need to
and then you need to go in where the fire is you need to upgrade your gun
yeah but you do the same thing so it's yeah it's fun because it's like a
reversal and you're actually good though you actually picked it up a lot faster than most like
people who are like noobs who get on the game and never played it it's really hard to like walk
you got to around 17 with a pistol and RPG, right?
You're doing it.
Thank you.
And you res me like two.
All right.
You saved me like two or three times.
I did res you twice.
You're doing actually a lot better
than I would have thought, right?
Did you call me a bot earlier?
No, no, I said that Nick wasn't wrong
for saying you had bot movement in the beginning,
but now you're moving more like,
more like you're on your sophomore year of the game and you're just like you know
what I mean not like a like right that's fair oh man who is this yeah that's
fair fuck no who's this love is close oh we gotta get out of here Maya no I can't
press any buttons oh fuck no I can't either oh no oh no oh my god this is an
Xbox criminal is that it is just like a famous Xbox criminal y'all are you frozen
I
Can't press anything
Okay, okay, okay, okay turn your eggs box off turn off
You're the person the big green button just turn it off, okay
What could you in our lobby the lobby was closed if his name is the Wi-Fi criminal? Oh my god, I'm getting PTSD
No, we're good. We're good. Okay. You turned the axe watch off, right? Yeah. Okay. It's fine. We're gonna reboot it. Okay. And get back in the game. My food's getting dropped off right now. Okay. No, let's get, yeah, give it a second. Get your food and just like eat for a sec. Okay. I'm gonna get my food. Okay. And eat for a sec.
Okay, we'll take a little we'll take a little break. We still we're still we're still having internet though
Okay, hold on wait. Let me put
this
here
Why I go grab the food. Oh, okay. I'm gonna go grab the food. Okay. I'll be right back. I
Can turn this off. Are you good here? Okay?
Yeah, I'm good. Okay, right back
Hello, everybody. Hello, hello.
Uh-uh.
You're gonna have to change your profile probably to your account. Don't show Xbox.
Like the physical thing? It's not...
No, you surely don't mean the physical unit.
You mean the what? I don't have... I don't know how to show it.
Oh, I can hear it all! Can you hear it all or not?
The screen okay well yeah no I'm just not touching anything huh I'm just not
touching anything if people know your game or tag they can force join your
game not fun marble leave fun marble alone leave leave fun marble alone she
She's just a, please.
I just, I'm just trying to learn how to play the Xbox.
Here's the owl.
Yeah, yeah, he sent me some videos of him
trying to find the owl.
He can hear it like vocalizing,
but it's hard to, it can be hard to find the actual,
the actual individuals.
Is there no eternal she's a gamer your honor you guys
What do you think of my of my gaming prowess?
Do you think it's pretty good? Are you pretty impressed?
Dude, I cut my bangs stay with very blunt scissors. I feel like it was kind of mistake
Should I go no bang no
No, we'll just we'll just kind of
We'll just leave it like that.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Bro, you're actually insane.
OK, well, that's your line.
I'm surprised.
OK, I fuck with it.
You're actually trying.
I am actually trying.
Better than expected.
I'll take that, too.
I'll take that.
You saved and carried twice, guys.
It's 2026, and my Higa is carrying
adapt in cod. Who would have thought we'd be here today? Definitely not me. Definitely
not me. They're saying gamer of the year. Nick says I'm improving. W.
Hello?
Oh it's cold!
Ah!
Oh it's so cold!
Wait!
What happened?
Hello?
Everybody's hiding in here.
I can't keep doing this because...
Ah!
Okay.
Now that's happy.
That was pretty good.
I was looking in the chat and you scared the fuck out of me.
But I'm also a little cold.
Should we reboot? You think it'll work? Hold on.
Let me close the door.
No, they stole my Xbox.
It's not here anymore.
Leah, I'm wondering if you could hear the hall.
I'm gonna open my door, and maybe you could hear him.
I couldn't see him though.
There was one night where he was literally
on the ledge of the roof up here,
but now I think he's just here.
I'm gonna turn the game all the way up.
Do I gotta make a noise, and do you think it will respond?
No, probably not, I don't hear him.
I heard it right.
But if it sounds like an owl, like do the impression?
I don't know how to mimic its noise.
Is it hooting?
Yes.
It's like a whoo.
Okay.
It's a great.
Like whoo.
Yeah.
It's a great horned owl.
A what now?
A great horned owl.
You were able to idea it.
your impression yes you had a fantastic impression no in in like the region that
you're in the ones that sound like an owl like a classic owl it's a great one
now are they cool great horned chat they are cool yeah it's exactly what you
think of when you think of an owl it's like the classic they've got the little
feathers on their head that stick up big eyes like brown you know kind of round
And their heads only turn 270 degrees.
Not 360 is a common misconception, y'all.
It's a common misconception.
Yeah, a lot of people think that.
No, I'm going to stream in the Everglades rage
as soon as I teach them about Florida wildlife.
Where there's alligators and snakes and all...
Oh, yeah, I've seen some tit-tocs in there.
From these pythons and iguanas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That sounds terrifying, but I feel like that's fun for you.
It is fun for me.
I'm excited.
Wait, you're not.
Wait, do you see that?
I see this guy who makes tit-tocs sometimes
out in the Florida Everglades.
you know, like go in the water and like with his bare toes,
you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I do.
I don't like when people do that.
I feel like they should just leave him alone.
You know what I mean?
No, he is like playing with his life.
He'll grab a Python with his hand and be like,
look at this shit, is that like some Florida shit?
Yeah, it is some Florida shit.
Yeah, a lot of people, there's like an epidemic
of wildlife creators in the Everglades
that are just like harassing wildlife.
It's so annoying.
Yeah.
It's also, I don't know.
We will not be doing that.
What do you, oh, it's gonna be like,
you guys are gonna just go like natural vibes
and go adventure the map.
That's lit.
Yeah.
We'll just look at it.
We'll look at them respectfully from a distance.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
And there we go.
Is there anything you're afraid of out there
a while or not like does anything scare you? I used to be afraid of sheep. What?
Not chewing his food. Yes I am chewing my food. Stop putting Bebo in the chat.
I'm chewing my food bro. I used to be afraid of sheep and I used to be traumatized by sheep
not just because of her sheep but also because one time I had a sheep who was nice and her name
was brownie and she got a fox tail stuck in her eye one time which is like a
little plant and so we had to take her to the vet and we were taking her to the
vet and on the way to the vet we stopped in and out to get food because it was
like a five-hour drive to the vet and when we stopped and got in and out she
died in the car and then I thought that it was in and out's fault and so I didn't
eat in and out for like nine years. Wait a second you skipped a step or two in
the story why did brownie die I think she had an infection that we didn't know
she had and she was solid like you and brownie were like like yeah she was nice
she was a bottle baby she was really really nice she and then she died someone
in the chat asked yeah what a bottle baby was you want to explain yeah it's
where you like feed them with a bottle that question chat no dumb questions in
Yeah, yeah, it's like a baby. Yeah, you feed them with a bottle because their mom can't feed them. Oh
Like the rhino with gilly
Exactly yes, exactly that was a bottle, baby
That was insane. We said gilly into the
Into the rhino enclosure
Dude Gil I was watching y'all stream when it was his birthday and you got him
so many presents. It was so nice. Oh, the one-piece stuff? Yes. It was so nice. I had
to get Gilly right just to go. There was like a, isn't there's like a one-piece
card that's that came out today or something? You know about that? I don't
know anything about one piece. I haven't unlocked that yet. I'm working towards it.
Ghibli is like a big advocate for it. Did something drop with One Piece today, Chet?
Some card shit. My friends were like outside of a game stop or something from like 3 to 11am
last night to get cards or something, I think. One Piece cards?
Yeah or something. I don't know. Am I spreading this information? Does anybody know about it?
There are one piece cards because I got them with gimme before
They must have dropped new ones new pokemon
pokemon
Set
That makes sense that makes sense. Okay
Should we try to turn our xbox back on and see if it works and doesn't blow up
Okay
That doesn't happen, that doesn't happen.
Okay, hold on.
Let's see.
I have to put us over here, bang, and then this down here, and then that there.
Okay.
I'm gonna turn it off.
I'm pressing the button.
Okay.
I am chewing my food.
Why do I keep saying I'm chewing my food?
I'm chewing it red ring. Oh, do you know about the red ring of death, Maya?
No, what is that? That was oh
If you got that hold that talk about bad RNG that is the worst RNG you could ever possibly get
So like everyone had Xbox 360s, right? That was like the console
You see how the lights green
If you got yeah
Unlucky enough, I don't really know how to explain it
Essentially you would turn it on and instead of it being green it would be red and x rock would be dead and we'd never turn on
Yeah, it was called a red ring of death. Oh
If you got it then you're cooked it was over with for you. I bet you could go buy a new x box
Okay, well mine's green
Yeah, we should be good here in 2026. I don't I killed imagine if we got a red ring of death walleye that would be
insane
Okay, we're booting back up zombies chat
We got hit off or disconnected like two or three times, but I think we're good now.
Good times that won't have 360 was so good. I miss it. Did all of you in chat play this game?
Growing up. I wonder if they played it in your chat for sure. Yes. We this is they're saying yes.
I don't know I could be biased in my opinion. This is the best game ever like my favorite game ever
He said bless
Best black ox ever. What's my favorite game ever made? I
Don't know. I'm happy. Wow everyone said
You know too was like it was like life-changing like these times if I look back at all the errors in my life like
prime
Black ops like gaming like hopping on the 360 like playing all night with your homies
When you're like in high school that was like some of the most fun moments. I've ever had
Like Xbox parties with my homies who live across the world and we're all you know, I mean
I don't have X play
It's so much fun like I didn't it's cute like all my friends. I met on Xbox pretty much
I didn't have a lot of friends. I read
So I was on the game
I believe Black Ops 1 was my Super Bowl.
Everyone had a 360.
Huh.
Black Ops 4?
Yeah, I never did any of that.
That's also a good game.
I was debating on if we should play Black Ops 1 Zombies or Black Ops 2, but I think Black
Ops 2 is better.
You know, the game is mad choppy.
What the fuck is going on?
Why is the game shaking?
Did the world just...
Am I tripping?
Did my eye deceive me?
My screen just not start shaking
Okay, maybe I'm tripping
Oh, oh
Wait, what's happening wait, I don't have your stream up
Who the fuck is that?
As soon as I click, do not join the server, they're waiting for us.
They're waiting for us, Maya.
They're waiting for us.
I just got, someone just joined my game the second I clicked online.
their gamer tag was my IP address.
Gotta be careful what you wish for.
Oh.
Bro, what the fuck was that?
Yo, no, that was un-tagged.
Is this, is it like, is it, is that local to the?
to the is it local to the to the console or like I'm not sure you know I don't know I
don't know how it works it's like 26. I've not had this happen to me since I was like
dead bro. Wait you haven't had this happen and you've played this game on stream. Yes
and then when my Ahega comes on your stream. Yeah they start standing this happens. All
hacker start dusting off their 360s and saying oh my shit might be getting fried soon don't uh
it's a trap if you if you click on xbox live they're gonna join and speak your shit
i think i'll be good though i think yeah that i was playing i turned it off again yeah i was
playing mw2 literally the past every night this week i've been playing i'm gonna do with rug
on straight and nothing has happened but I guess they don't want to see us please
off you there's no way it could not it could be coming from your direction
what the frick okay well bro I think it might be black ops too it's just it's
It's just a bad game.
I think it's more,
there's a higher likelihood for hackers, right, Chad?
On the 360?
Bro, am I cooked?
Am I cooked?
I need someone to let me know here.
Who knows how this shit works?
Because I haven't been in this situation.
Yes?
Shit.
Oh my God, I was explaining to you
how this happened to me when I was in SOAR
and now it's happening again.
Maybe that's the issue.
Maybe it's because, yeah.
I think I might have smoke it into existence accidentally.
You know what?
Not only did I learn how to use a controller,
how to hold it, how to shoot a gun, how to pack a punch,
I also learned the authentic 2013 Xbox Live experience
in real time.
You speed ran inside of it, dang.
I think that's kind of dope.
Yeah, this is a part of the game.
That's kind of awesome.
Now we got to get in some public lobby and let people say,
No, I'm probably not.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We...
That...
We...
I did...
Well, I learned a lot.
You know, you did.
You actually did learn a lot.
And you've got the speedrun.
the when it's like dealing with
hackers on console and how
sometimes you're just trying to
play they're not going for it.
And I explain authenticity is
off the charts.
Uh-oh.
We lagging out.
And I'm two beers in and you're
you're eating pasta.
Yeah.
Well now we're getting a little
bit of lag.
Uh-oh.
Mine.
I think you're just lagging on stream, right?
Am I lagging?
That might be sending a package.
Hello, Chet.
Is my stream still up?
Oh my God.
What have we done?
What have I done?
Oh my is in 180p now.
I
My has dropped to 180. Oh
It's gonna be yours to you. It's one of us
It's one of us. Oh, I'm not lagging. I'm good. I'm not lying my dreams fine. Yeah, it's you
They saying call Betsy. I know I think it is me because they leave my feet I
Never seen a hacker do that. That's like some next level shit though. I
I clicked on public match and as soon as I loaded up into that match someone
loaded up in the match with me oh my god Maya just teleported oh am I cooked or
Oh, I might be fucking cooked.
Oh, my internet's slowing down.
My internet's slowing down.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Maya, you're in what, you're in ADP now,
and you're teleporting.
Oh, my stream is effing!
Oh no!
I can hear him fine.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no.
Oh.
Was this freaking, was this freaking
phase Marlon?
It might have been, oh it might be
actually over with for me.
Aw.
My droids not even turning on.
The chat stopped moving.
I can't see him anymore.
Oh.
I can't see them anymore.
Oh no, can you hear me fine?
I can hear you, yes.
I can't see you.
I can hear you though.
Weird.
I can see and hear you like nothing's wrong on your end.
Is my stream bad?
All right.
I might be a cook.
I don't know what your stream looks like.
Chat, what is the stream?
It might be a cook.
What does the stream look like?
I can't see.
You're just going to have to change your IP.
Yeah, I think I know how to troubleshoot this, but unfortunately it might have to...
They said...
They said your stream's fine.
They said...
Yeah, your stream looks fine.
Okay.
They said your stream...
It's still up... somehow.
Yeah.
But it might be Gigi's.
I think I might have...
I think I may have gotten compromised here tonight.
Alright, well...
well can't see you really that sucks sorry no i think it might just be bug
well i mean unfortunately this is not the ending that we wanted
but it might be but it's authentic and there's some beauty in that
there is there is some beauty in that did you have fun
I had so much fun and the point of this stream was we've spent so much time so many streams
where I'm teaching you and I'm showing you my world and this stream was just supposed
to be a taste of you showing me yours and this is so like I got I got Adapt 2013 authentic
gaming experience you know what I mean and I learned how to play COD which is kind of
Awesome like we got a lot of hours in here. I think this was actually really good like it's really fun
I am sorry that you have to deal with this though, but uh, but I loved it. I think that was great
I had a great time, too
I hope that the chat enjoyed you too and I'm not even lying. I'm not even saying that to guess it you
Picked it up a lot quicker than I would have thought and you were we were ready to go in on transit and running
You got to round 17 with an RPG in a cap 40
That was genuinely impressive. I got to sit one more time. I got to round 17 with a with an RPG and a cap 40
Yes
Okay, I'm gonna report that to my friends. Thank you. Let him know let him know and you also carried a clutch up twice
I went down and you revive me and the game continue
That is true that is true. Yes, you put the team on your back and
And now I carried it up and told now. Yes, you could say that it's valid
but
Looks like now. I'm slowly getting hit off the internet chat. We're getting a full experience. I got my IP big to everything so
That might be that it might be time to cue graduation if y'all can even hear it
Unfortunately, I
Can't even see anything anymore wait
You're not 180p anymore, but unfortunately, uh, I think my, my router is fried now.
All right.
That's so, sorry, bro.
It's so annoying.
It's okay.
We're able to get some good reps in now.
I think maybe that just means when we do, if we do run it back, that we can run it back
on the big map.
Oh, she's, she's going back.
out the chance frozen again now we have means to run it back if we do want to
run it back that's I can't even pretend that I just heard word you said it was
in and out and in and out in my chat a little bit in my chat is frozen and I'm
I'm not getting anything on the refresh here, okay?
I might be getting kicked out of the car here soon, Maya.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
I can't even hear you.
Okay, Maya, if you can hear me,
I hope you have fun, we'll run it back.
I can't even see anything I might be seeing now.
It's actually fucked.
Oh, wait, you came back.
Oh, shit, the site can't be reached.
Oh, they're getting me up out of here in real time.
My chat is frozen.
Oh, man.
I actually can't even see my anymore.
Can you guys see me?
What's going on?
All right, I probably should go do the trouble
should be in process now.
I gotta go.
I think I might have to call them.
I think my internet's completely gone.
And I'm in control of it. I don't even know if anyone's hearing me.
Maybe one of you is hearing me.
Um, okay.
I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to text my, if you guys can hear me.
I don't see my chat. This is what I see right now.
I don't know what the fuck is going on. I have to go troubleshoot.
So, through all the motions of this tournament.
Listen, if you guys can't see,
I'm sorry that this is how the stream came to an end.
We were supposed to run it into the night,
but I have fun and I think my have fun too.
And hopefully we can come back together
and try to put this back together.
Oh, I can see Paige somehow, Paige just got pinned.
Oh, and my, she just retried.
Listen, fuck, I love y'all, right?
Go show love, come on, hold on, wait,
we're gonna raid our bands, if this even goes through.
As we go on, as we go on,
you