I
look at all the
little keys
look at all that
welcome everybody how you all doing
already for some dark stingon
I know I'm ready yes sir
It's time to kill the hard world and bring balance, bring balance to the world once again.
to say it not my lead to them all
they were good to go
the
to
run line will be sorely missed the
I don't know how we're going to do the final dark extension considering I only have one man of arms
and I'm gonna need help
it'll be interesting
it'll be interesting for sure
all
Who's ready for some darkest dungeon today, huh?
I'm trying to use a little bit.
Who's ready for some darkest dungeon today?
Day.
Damn it, those things are 24. Appreciate that.
All right, I'm gonna be real.
I don't know where to put you.
Ha, all right.
Yo, a lot of this, thanks for eight years, dude.
Dance a long time.
It's time for us to kill the heart of the world.
I'm ready, I'm going to close all this.
Be gone.
Begum
Ruin has come to our family
Campaign
Don't get a better stay
All right
So
in time you will know the tragic extent of my failing in the last stream for those that were
not here we finished the crimson court. I am now fully done with the court yard as far as
bosses are concerned. I mean yeah there's the guarding guardian but who fucking cares about the
guarding guardian. Seriously, who gives a tune up that one? Who cares? Who cares?
Uh, we still have... I figured. We still have one... Warren's boss to go fight.
and it's time to go to the warrants warrants is always a shit show i'm just good
i'm just gonna keep it real the warrants is a shit show nobody likes the warrants nobody
All right, nobody likes this place, it's hell, it is literal hell, the pigs do,
Okay, true. The pigs love the warrants.
Alright, let's see what we can do here.
Let's see what we can do here.
The problem is just like there's not a lot of like...
position, I'll change. I feel like Warren's is like one of the most brute force of the dungeons. You know what I mean? Like, in the cove, you can reposition enemies to make them easier, or harder,
ruins, you can reposition enemies. We all that's pretty stable. Warren's Warren's just like bunker down. Get ready. We're going in.
I don't know how I feel about bringing in a-
I ain't so focused, not really that.
It's really not that big in deal.
It's not that big in deal.
All right, what am I taking with you?
Debust skill chance and blight skill chance?
No.
uh...
What am I bringing you?
Let's bring Ann Sister's candle.
Let's bring the focus ring.
Or maybe I should bring the...
It's counting.
Now focus ring for you
and...
Bleeding accuracy and rain skills now
Crime Lord's Mollers now
Actually, you know what I'm gonna bring
Actually, no, I don't want that
Man, so much stuff. I don't know what to take
So all my stuff. I don't know what the thing
Vialis sand is just good
that's just a good one
and technically I could take this
best thing
lowering your HP is never a good idea
never a good idea to lower the HP
it'll take a while to stay in attempting to play
and the dog, the dog is our humble scout, good job dog
Even though you're probably like our highest DPS, I'm giving you scouting.
Alright, let's make sure everybody's actually primed and ready for this.
There we go.
So what's our positioning and all the clay?
We want to kill things quickly.
Like that's...
From here here, we really want to be able to kill things quickly. Who's gonna be going first?
Holy fuck
He's got 13 speed
Good god. Alright, so you're gonna mark targets noted
You're gonna mark
that will give you guard dog as well
there we go
dog
played that effort cut
and then you're pretty much good to go
I'm pretty much good to go. I'm gonna bosses are missing a few a few a
chat I don't really care about gambler
I mean nervous is bad I think I read a nervous
I always check the disease is even though I know there's nothing new
you know, that mean
alright, so we all need to explore 90% of our rooms so it shouldn't be too terrible.
Alright, we're getting near the end here so I am over provisioning.
to
get near the end
to be over provision a little bit
a couple like to purchase
a couple keys
But do hallway tiles not count as rooms?
No, it does not, so like, it doesn't matter if there's like,
we show this here.
If you go to war against the swine, you must first scout there.
It wouldn't really matter if there's three of these little hallway tiles in between a room
or 50 hallway tiles in between the room.
either of them matter all that matters is actually scouting the room itself.
So we're gonna be okay, so I guess we check out the right side first. We're jumping to immediately into a fight.
Oh boy, a swine skeaver right off the bat.
Hey buddy.
How you doing? Loved me a girl's skeaver.
And we're immediately immediately stunning.
Skulltoss, can we get a stun?
No stun there.
Alright, so we got the collect bounty, and he is a human, so, well, by the time we go,
See?
Awesome.
Skivers aren't so bad.
Trying to stun you.
Perfect.
We can lower his speed now, hopefully.
No, no speed down.
We'll look at Williams.
That way only one person needs to be healed.
I don't know, we just start chopping away.
the
nice dog might actually be a finish law he's assing up
damn
one off
little bit of a house
the
we do have a room battle coming up so we're going to go ahead and buff ourselves
because this buff will last into the next round
and we can move
some of that stress out
Bloods the relevant now since we don't have vampires anymore, but I'll just hold on to
All right, oh my gold beads
All right, well we got
Okay, so this is
Actually a pretty rough encounter
So these guys actually benefit from Mark so you want to kill the small flesh
shooters as quickly as possible.
Unfortunately miss there.
12 to 23.
Good chance for lethal.
Good leads.
Yeah.
All right.
Of course.
I always love cutting on the last tag.
All right, we can pray that's really bad.
We got a credit, but thankfully it wasn't on somebody who had a mark on them.
So we are going to go ahead and mark this target.
We'll do a slide.
And we're gonna do a guard dog on you
All right good recovery on that round
I should have answered I'm there
Dog finish that
Now
You start working on you
New potato challenge incoming oh
Garth fell off already
What
That damn
A Garb of last longer than one child
and only last for one turn that's actually kind of rough
all right so our healing capabilities in the dungeon are not very executed
I think there's a trinket or something to make guard better to make it last an additional round.
All right, let's go ahead and camp. We're definitely going to do a feast here.
Chants to steal oneself against the coming of the deeds grab the gold grab the busts grab more
deeds sounds good. I actually did not I didn't pay attention to be get a shout from
um...
Did the ship break or say anything? Ah shit. Check. Clip it.
She was gonna have a nightmare.
Did we actually get a nightmare?
Maybe we might have gotten a nightmare.
It's just fine if we did, it's just...
I need to see it for my own.
Actually wait, I just bring up my own stream.
I should have paid attention.
I was watching, I'll believe you.
Alright, so if we're gonna have Nightmare, let's go snake skin.
We'll do scouting.
I'll do accuracy and crit.
You know, we'll grab even more scouting that way we can just like see the entire dungeon
Yeah, that's gonna be what 30 55
Plus that
That's 60 80 that's default. That's 100% scouting
So we will know every fight
the way is that the path is clear
alright
as the file is clear
just lean memory
y'all are desperate
the
threshold they like to immediately melt.
Nice, you crit.
Well, that has no intrinsic merit, unless an ordinary
stagnation is considered a virtue.
All right, we'll cleanse that out.
mark them up
why is he stressed so high
how could he have to throw me on these are beasts yeah make sense
yoke dog give me a crit
damn
I got to deal a little bit, is you're going to mentally break no matter what, even if I
Cretthe
Massachistic
All right
Hey look at that
You got our hand
take the scales. It's very important. Everything else is whatever. Okay, so
we'll go ahead and I think bone, I'm going to double check this. I'm pretty sure
bone alter is just touch it. Here I'm almost positive bone alter is just touch it.
BOOM ALTER
Clot that are you
BOOM ALTER yeah just touch it
I will give me damage accuracy crit and clear status effects
I don't think it'll cure an affliction but
hey
that is a 38% chance to crit is pretty good
the
design is a 120% of the
dog
so helps a little bit of a problem
like my ability to recover is not great
we're going to hope that we find more food
Ooh, swine-sciver!
Let's mark him.
That's a skivys neck.
Nice!
Alright, love that.
They'll be dealt with for a while.
I don't really care too much about the stress.
Spasm eventrails is debuff for this type of leave, ball and chain, okay, you got to push back but no stuns, so this slayer is the next one we got to go for.
He'd been biggie's hole!
Alright, so now we're here for this guy.
Yeah, we want to go for the cult this champion.
and
and you're gonna be stressed yourself at this pretjant this ridiculous
day they don't want to heal
you did it three heal nice
and you took three damage
nice
beautiful love it
fucking great
Thankfully, you can look your own wounds.
Try that again.
A-e-e, that'll sound a dude.
That'll do nicely.
Alright.
So let's go check out these rooms you're all fast, and there's a hunger check.
Oh, boom, boom, boom, and then we come over here and we'll be able to hopefully scout out all this.
Another hunger check.
I'm not actually mad about because he's gonna be a little bit of healer.
the
all right so we want to move out here
honestly I think we're just going to take a whole bunch of heirlooms
with the stuff I'm laying in a hairland run.
The light, the promise of...
All right.
So we want to go ahead and go for the ghoul first.
Nice, he marked himself.
Kind of your crit chance as ridiculous.
Well, I think three, perhaps the turning point.
Oh, no.
You know, honestly, their stress is not even that bad.
like these, the vomiting pigs are like the least threatening thing in here.
It's funny because it's the reverse, usually.
Okay, got nothing there.
Another food check out the alma, okay?
Stop eating all the food!
When they explore like a third of the dungeon, you seek through everything.
It's not being so hunky.
Any food?
Some deeds.
good stone to the flow. Other worldly corruption.
Alright, so...
Slayer is number one followed by me, hooker.
The stress is honestly kind of whatever in this dungeon right now.
We want to get we want to get the damn and Steelers out
Boy
and
so many diseases
got to love it
and the bleed
I'm not a lady.
She's gonna punch you.
Stop, Varmel and I'm back.
all right you get to healing
the damage is actually fairly low
there we go
this time makes sure that we're as healed up as we can bay
and
a history speed down so
the U.S.
To the self-off
I will take a due tapestry here and I think we'll take it over I don't know
what are we gonna take it over oh shit we can actually I think we're actually
done for the most part well keep the key for the secret room I want this
tapestry I'll take it over the medicinals but then that's how I get my
food. Actually, we don't need torches because we can come over here down down this
through here and then we're done. Yeah, we don't need torches. Actually, I don't think
we need shovels. Now we don't need shovels. shovels are not needed. So we're good
there. We'll come back to this room. Oh, thank God. Not pigs.
and
good finish here. 21 to 41. That's a big hit. Chance for lethal.
That'll die of those alone. That'll die of those.
Yeah, it's pull you forward.
also lowers speed in case I don't kill on this turn.
10 to 20.
20 chance to stun here.
It's 140.
Pretty good. Actually, chances to stun.
One just got for the stun here.
Since he's already lowered speed,
yeah, that'll be perfect.
Okay, so he'll do a harmless poke
and then we'll be good.
I'll just go ahead and pull you forward.
So he'll bleed, do harmless poke, move forward, and die on next turn.
And the meantime, still a little stress.
And start the whole hook again.
I wasn't expecting you to crit the body.
and
really wasn't expecting the crit on the body there
he's dead
he's a little sway here
it's mine that being my last encounter
he's got a pretty happy bleed on them
can you stop printing everything
I only get a kill on the batting hunter
sick heal for four take ninety
huge do absolutely massive
the
All right, I'll leave that on the ground.
I'll leave that there.
So whenever you, if you know you're going to be backtracking, don't touch Curios because
food checks can't happen on a tile that has a Curio.
So like this tile that I'm currently on can't have a food check on it.
And my as well.
Okay.
Some extra food.
I need to take the money.
I'll be able to see if the room coming up, so I don't really need it.
I don't have any porches, I just use them.
Don't...
or see myself.
Well, for see myself needing too much more.
I'm gonna crack that up and...
I'll take it up to the crusts.
I can't keep the food because I can still get a food check.
We're gonna backtrack because I think I need to go over to this one.
Well, we're done. All right.
So now we can continue adventuring and dals touch this.
See we get.
All right. So we don't need to leave.
Let us them out as a valuable thing to me right now.
This is about 750.
I can bring you.
Here.
Huge.
Grab the Lord, dude.
There we go.
Not bad.
3D's in all. We made we made more money.
the
one
mankindator. Nice. Oh, come on.
Fucking shriekers back.
I gotta get rid of the red plague. Holy.
Hot to try Moses. Love it.
What's this?
Multi-dling feather.
Plus dodge.
These were this.
oh that's a fucking perfect e-note
all right
birds is here
let's do it
ah
well
they're gonna do what they can anyway
will we actually be able to kill the bird
Find out
All right, so we're gonna give you crit
Actually, I'm just wonder if I should just go double act your seed double crit
Rather than just a little bit of damage just trying crit endlessly
a
real be brought in for
some accuracy
you were going to wear toughering
while the tempting to black as you're job as literally to sit there and play battle ball
and
and you're going to take some healing plus protection.
All right, on it, hey, uh, one of the mods, let's get a gamba, will we kill the bird?
Will the bird actually die?
That's the question.
Will we kill the bird?
The answer is usually now.
It's pretty much going to be entirely RNG.
Just as a heads up, it is pretty much 100% RNG.
But you never know this could be the one
Spoiler's it won't be but it could it could
From the fucking verbal fuck-off forever
All right, I don't even think we have time to do a tracking shot like I love tracking shot, but I don't think we actually have time to do it
So take open vain
you can not retreat from this quest are you sure you want to do it? Yes.
That should be good. I think that's really all you need is that.
All right, will we kill the bird or will he fly away?
It happens to be just ignore the bird if you ignore the bird, he steals your trinkets.
Bring a shovel for good luck.
I like it.
We'll bring the shovel.
the shovel have a metal.
All right.
I see what we got.
It was actually a pretty even split.
We got 4 million on no and 4 million on yes.
Get your bets in now.
Now once combat starts, we're in.
I'm gonna give you all 10 more seconds to really dump your channel points.
I would love to see like a nice over 10 million pot or really close.
Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, dump those points.
Dump them.
Pomp them.
All right, let's see what we got.
and
you know I'm really glad that twitch removed pot friend as an email that was very offended by the email
pot friend
that's just pot enemy
all right
So here's the deal, the jester, here's your job, ready?
Battle now, is that's all you do.
Bunny, let me take a holy water
and I guess you're just gonna go for damage off the rip.
Dodge, of course.
Back.
It's a good person for it to be on.
I
Love it
How it an actually grip were passed on nice
There we go
It's not a mile again.
It's a bandage that.
All right, don't miss, there we go.
It's strike.
Nice, another crit.
the end of just
another crit
give you a big deal
the
and
the
one of the
You meet crit
You're gonna have to hit the highway man. No
No, it's not happened, Jet. It's not happening
I'll give this injury.
Yeah, stress everybody the fuck out.
Chilka!
Oh shit!
Nice champion pose.
Continued venturing.
Compton plate that happened.
Out.
No bird kiss.
Apparently
Birdlead
Hmm the black plague fear of eldrids compulsive parano mania photo mania
Siffelus
How did you get syphil? You know what? I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
In time you will know the tragic extent of my failings. I don't want to know how you got syphilis.
So, uh, something best just, not asked.
Corvids Resilience.
Disease Resist.
Wow.
Huge.
Massive.
Alright.
I look, the scout was survival guide. It's back.
I don't need it anymore, but it's there.
All right.
It's time.
My friends, I tell you, it is time.
It's time to fight a boss. Now hopefully,
Hopefully thing from we actually just don't encounter thing from the stars if we if we encounter
I'll probably just walk around it because I am not in a very good position to actually deal with him
This is not a very good count for dealing with it. All right, so let's talk trinkets here what do I want?
What do we need more than anything what do we need?
and
if I take accuracy see to miss
and then I just grab them out
that'll be good for you
for you it's simple healing
and attempting to play
for you it's going to be
protection
plus accuracy
and for you I think I actually going to take ancestor's bottle
You can just take a bunch of bleach resist and that pretty much make you immune
Or we take cleansing crystal now because that'll reduce my clean chance. It's not very good
That is not very puppy wuggies
All right, that should be good
That will do.
Now this cop is made entirely just for killing the boss.
Please never say plagi wagi's again.
Okay, I'll try not to do that.
the
you
ball is pretty good
all right
all right looking
that will be good I tell you
that
I'm ready for all I think of a star's being only hall to the boss you know's the warrants
from the SARS.
Oh, beta for the next update, pause and clause is now open for Brotato.
Oh, shit.
New type of item, pets.
Oh, shit, what Brotato update, let's go.
Let's see what we got here.
Here's TLDR, new type of item, pets,
pets, one new character, the Beastmaster, quality of life and codex improvements. We're getting into
content, a word about progress, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right. Pause and
clause is available for testing, and the name alone should tell you everything you need to
know. The last update was an improving game experience while introducing a few new elements.
This time, however, we're not holding back and releasing a new type of item, the pets. As you
many guests, pets are autonomous, friendly creatures that will fight alongside you, think of it as a
with more personality and more flavorful effects. And to go with it, added one character who gets the most out of pets to be a master.
We should mention that this new content is the beta is only available in English for the moment.
There's a main dish, eight new pets. Pets are friendly creatures that will help you fight or survive longer against towards the valians.
These are pets of all types of builds, so you should find your happiness among the eight new pets that we're bringing to the game.
like other items, pets have to be unlocked.
Here's a list of items with their unlocked challenges.
We got bonk dog.
Sponsor bonk dog pet that deals 10 plus 60%
of your melee damage, every five seconds
it performs a dash attack that deals eight plus 40%
of your melee damage, explosive in an area.
Nice.
Catling gun.
spawns a catling gun pet that shoots bullets dealing 10 plus 60% of your range damage.
It's a tax speed is increased when the player stays close. Nice, new SMG.
BOT O-MINE spawns a bottom line structure that shoots bullets during shoots bullets dealing
10 plus a 100% of your engineering damage. It also spawns a landline of
five seconds, dealing 10 plus 100% of your engineering damage in an area. Nice. Blaze
mandarin spawns blaze mandarin pet that deals 1 plus 1% of your elemental damage every
four seconds. It shoots burning projectiles and all directions. Each dealing 1 plus 1% of
your elemental damage enemies hit by these take five x three plus 50% of your elemental
David's burning.
Okay, so it's a burning pet.
Gotcha.
Doc Moth spawns a Doc Moth pet that flies around the map
when the players inside its aura,
their HP regeneration and lifestyle are doubled.
Nice.
Lute worm spawns a loop worm pet that collects materials
and destroys trees for the player.
Each time it picks up a material,
it has a 10% chance to double it.
Nice.
Jelly shield spawns a jelly shield pet
that orbits around the player, it can block project dials. Nice. And look, I can have three of them do.
Skate Goop spawns a skate Goop pet that moves around the map and gets targeted by enemies and so the player. When it dies, the player can revive it by standing next to it. Nice.
Ah, the six weapons with melee, six weapons with ranged, six weapons with an engineering,
some mental, the beast master.
Pets are meant to work individually with different builds, but we thought why not have one
character that can get the most out of all of them.
So that's the beast master.
You start a run with a bonked dog or catling gun and a loot worm.
You can't equip weapons.
Oh fuck. 2% speed for every permanent pet that you have. Pet damage also scales with melee damage,
rain damage, and all that's damage in engineering. Oh boy. I like the beast mess. She is
unlike the bark on the county on the bottom of my blade's mandarin and the loot worm. The
aim behind the character is just a fight solo of pets. The beast mess should not use weapons.
instead of uses as wild ways to make his pet stronger.
So first time crafting a new potato,
so it might need some fine tuning.
That's why we're doing a beta.
Try it out and share your thoughts with us.
I'll look forward to it.
Quality of life and codec seditions.
New timeline representation on the pause menu.
Now when you pause during a way,
you'll see at the bottom of your screen
where you stand in terms of waves and upcoming threats,
visual and helpful and practical.
Thanks.
Good quality of life.
swimming animation in the Abyss.
If you own the Abyss of terror DLC,
you'll notice that the potato does not walk,
but now swims, because we figured that's what was missing.
In a game with six hands with real itself.
New info on the codex,
introduce the latest update,
and introduce the latest update,
new dawn the codex,
now introduces better representation
of enemies, HP, and speed.
those are visual attack panning because sometimes it is just a worth a thousand words.
Nice.
Also, we need to feed back.
Cool.
I like it.
They are making good progress on Brotato.
I love it.
Tomorrow we will check out that update.
We will check out that update tomorrow.
The thing is more terrible than I can describe.
An incoherent jumble, bargain, sing you and boon.
Alright, so bottom left here is gonna be our boss.
Let's check if we got drugs over here, milk.
Drugs?
Drugs.
So we can't touch those yet.
First we can't.
a spark without Kindling and let's do a half without who. All right, so let's do.
Let's do marching plan. I'll give everybody speed. I'll take Hounds Watch and release the Hounds.
And that'll be good.
The way is lit.
Let's come back over here.
Hey Fred.
How you doing dude?
All right, that one's dead.
See if we can stun the ghoul.
Got a lot.
All right, maggots are out.
Now it's just you, Fred.
Now, good news is that...
The thing I love about suppressing fire is that just removes the ability for the enemy to create.
It might not make it so they miss all the time, but it does remove their ability to create.
Nice.
all
some marching planets such a good
off
having everybody just be faster
equally
it's really good
the rules of war can be
Oh, that's got him grab the drugs. That's another three damage at the top end. That's pretty good.
Got some lore.
I see the grim.
Oh, we got over here.
All right
Hey look at that more drugs
Hell yeah
to
the
one of the next
all my god
all
going to be our first one we're going to try and stun the reverb.
Just take some pot shots at him.
Nice, it's done there.
I'll give me a turn to go for the back one.
Nice.
He's actually dead.
Now it's got to do 15 damage to this boy.
Alright, six damage.
the
lead's dead
all played
all
that's only does two bleed
nice
the
if
for the rough there
the
Stun the river.
He'd known for this big old piggy.
Thanks here.
He's close to death.
and
the
is that actually received so we can
still got a yellow moth here
Yeah, here we go.
And that should be a dead piggy.
Well, that's...
unforeseen.
Alright, we don't need this much food.
We go ahead and take a portrait.
Really don't need a bit of this and all Arabs either.
and
I got to get the goal it's important
or the more the more is important
okay
so we got over here
You know the medicinals was for more drugs which I'm now wishing we had more medicinals
I don't know why I threw those away
Alright, so hopefully this is not thing from the stars
really
the
of the
I don't want to die.
Here you go buddy.
Lower that believers this.
New tools.
All right, let's find for now.
All right.
Unfortunately, we did lose our marching order for the boss, but that's funny.
Alright, so we got two stuns.
And a sanguine strike, which honestly is not even that bad.
So we're going to start stacking bleeds in the back.
Let's see, we don't really need to heal.
You have the lowest numbers this, so we're going to stun you, because you've already gone,
and the next turn when it changes.
I'll build that.
All right.
Lower at your scene, crit, and then we'll give you a scooby snack, and then you're going
hit for one, four, one, two, and bleed everything.
My own Diffa.
Oh, Diffa.
I've let it stun.
There you go.
All right, two more stuns.
This thing can't crit now, but it is hitting the
the
is hitting somebody in the long-scape do that
uh... we can just get for damage here to change to hit the same across the board pretty much
to throw out their
same as trying to heal myself
more bleeds
more believes more accuracy reduction bones if I can't.
And then he loses his churn so now we got a double backline damage but they're already
Properly diva so that's not too bad
Beautiful these two have not gotten yet
That one we might be able to stun
Damn whole squad felt that too. Muzz life
Big hit no bleed though. That's nice
the
one
two
Jason
Damn 14 bleed
Oh, that was a critical kiss
Give you a big deal
and
it's nearly dead
but it's been it's got eight
the
thing which one guys think it's all good
and it's never gotten as a small
and the implications and the terrible existence
all right now bad
success
clearly and
see the gets some
more lore do we have to get the lore. It's required as the like games purchase. That is
That's a wall of meat!
Alright, so they both lose the turn, I gain the turn.
Beautiful.
Alright, now I'll be the second round.
Stalt off.
And you'll just go ahead and block deck.
Check, whoa.
Is that way it won't get its turn next round?
And then you can just delete that thing hole.
I'm not refining a boss a little bit ago, yeah.
Oh, he missed.
Pathetic.
Well, stunned just in case you're all Thai on speed. Actually, it doesn't really matter. He's dead.
He's got an unbelievable that he's just dead on turn.
They're piercing, champion walls.
There.
See, we got in here.
whole bunch of worms
all right
start with hitting the back there
very nice
good damage
I'm making my way to, if don't worry, I did not forget about it.
I'm too poor to forget about secrets.
How do you miss yelling real loud?
you ever just have somebody like just start talking to you and like halfway through the conversation you just
don't out like that. It's not that it missed you just don't care about it.
and
continue the onslaught
destroy them
four
god the mic peak is
isn't actually
I don't know what this is. I haven't done anything different.
Alright.
I'll take it over this.
I need so many heirlooms.
I am now all about the heirloom life
The light, the promise of safety
Here it is
All right, follow me
Ah!
Nice
Nice.
I saw him with that bad.
That's not even that bad.
Hmm.
Don't test me, I'll make it louder.
What's the context for that?
The context is that I was virtue farming and I missed a 70% four times and that was that my widths in
To standard barred string
Attempt to do something fail screen
When thing does not work it's my scripts. I have I have the script in front of me. It's a very simple script
It says step one play the game
Step two, if it doesn't go my way, scream.
It's been working so far.
I will take a suit to have a story.
He might actually wait.
He might skip his neck.
The only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption.
Look at all this lore that I got.
Complete!
Can't hit shit, there's a legend, a love buddy moat.
So accurate.
First time chat uses an email that got removed.
How dare you.
Don't you keep up with Twitch?
They removed all the global emails because hold on, checks notes.
I don't know why.
They're all licensed side p-mooks to be fair, Turo, that I guess Twitch didn't see itself
getting past 2026, and so they all expired.
Why am I holding on to the lore because it's what ties this fabric of the universe together.
without more, what's left?
gotta make room for the AI emotes, gotta I can't wait.
Give me more AI slot.
Listen to the sounds of torchless warrants.
Isn't it wonderful?
is in it just fantastic
and
So maybe this will be thing from the stars. Who knows? What the fuck?
The fuck are y'all doing here?
Yeah, you've guard dead stunned.
the
thing from the
I don't think I've ever seen snakes outside of the dream. They are honestly very rare.
I mean, I'll definitely take more ages.
All right, you're dead, you're dead. Let's just see you now
They see a lot weaker
the day to the
time to worry a singular age of scale
precipitates a busy day to robust
Who knows, maybe this will be thing from the stars?
Nope.
Okay.
Good job.
Mubba.
you don't get a turn
push on to the task end.
Alright.
Maybe this will be thing from the stars.
Okay.
No thing.
I tried. I certainly tried.
you
good
mmm the worries
the
two
I go basically nobody has any stress except for
the
Compulsive suffers intense need to do specific actions, nice, evasive, bad humors.
In the end, however the Dambal train may get away with his fries, the hamlets
It's a cover all the poor for having hosted the unwanted guests.
Thanks.
Ball State Trinkets.
Don't know which ones they stole, but...
Help I didn't need them.
Thanks, Bird.
Oh, good.
defeat the shrieker to get your eight lost trinkets back. Oh good. It's time for another bird round.
Got to eat the fucking bird.
the
focus ring and let's make sure we actually put repost on this time
focus ring plus damage
Temp and good play and a tough ring
And then healing oh it's still Juni is head not sucks
It's awful
the
of
Yeah, yeah, I'm some really fucking poor
Tell me something I don't know
Walking elder chatter
It's not terrible
the
memory
one second
I
Restilled Deathless?
Yes.
However, my bank account?
My bank account is dead.
to
all
let's see if we can kill the bird this time
and
and what bring
two shovels for good luck
and
Nice start.
Bolly!
That's pissed, dude.
Foulcon!
Abuse it.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice crit, bro.
I'm really impressed with the field and better this.
Sick dodge.
Mauro!
Oh, plus.
Objective. Survive.
Yeah, now we're not killing because of this time around.
the
unless you just target the highway man.
Nope.
Ah, maybe.
There's potential here.
I
Okay, I remember it's gone.
Yes, it's fucking tick!
Tampness, nice.
Love that.
of
the
of
the
a
tape worm.
Oh my god, level zero vestals for me?
No way!
and
I am
I don't know how to put this
button broke
It's just how it is
I am broke
Ah, I'm a broke boy.
a lot of lead
all right
give you
focus ring of the air natural
uh... focus ring plush ancestors handle
give you a tempting accuracy, give you the map, the accuracy, and we'll give you double heels, beautiful.
to
the old bad humors
the
maybe gonna have enough money
till I do the time
oh fuck
good
all right
and a singular key
now we haven't seen both yet somehow
Alright. Let's do it.
and
I will use all of our money
by buying a grade
all my
God look at this I have to go all the way up and back track
just a man walking his dogs
All right now to get hit again
Oh, no only 69% chance to hit yikes
the
one
full of our rooms there
we can give you targeted heal
the weapon that cuts on his own.
Alright.
Now I can do a wee bit of recovery.
Very nice.
and
it's
this
we have bloodthirsty and some gold
we'll come back for that
uh... that bring a whole new water i did not
okay
let's go ahead and scout here we'll do
we'll still pull and the face
Now let's just do all for you of the Hellmaster ones.
There we go.
What's near? Nothing.
Boy, and a whole lot more nothing.
Very nice.
I'm going to finish this game today.
I hope for the first step is I need money.
That's unbroken.
really bro.
Alright.
Good start.
I want to kill the back ones first.
Just as they can get annoying.
Okay, so that I get one action, and then it's said the dog can finish this one we can start working on here. Big guy here.
It's been a while since I've been here on stream, do we still do the shambler champ? Of course we do.
This is how a life is taken.
Saitokanisis!
I summon the slime!
.
Alright, we'll take some deeds and some crests.
What we really need is gold.
Wayne, that is a torch.
Now we brought one key.
the
book that's not a good book that's just the
less chance to be surprised book it's not that great
well not anymore anyway
Oh boy.
All right.
Good start.
and the double bliever's ass
off
the
Yeah.
Close one there.
Yep.
Yep!
Nice!
I'm just hoping for the main team the offensive.
Now you're gonna take this guy out.
Yeah he's dead.
There he is.
Very nice.
It's not hitting the one person I wanted to hit.
There we go.
I'm just gonna heal up now, but I can stall this around and the next round.
That's the best person to get hit, because you can cleanse your own diva.
Keep drinking monsters!
The map of the area.
Huge map.
Just absolutely massive
All right now to walk this giant stretch
Come over here
Sorry looted
I need to take all the gold I can on this round.
What the fuck?
the
snakes wide
the way is that the
I'm just clear we were flying up only this strength to follow it.
Ow.
Alright, so that one bleeds out.
I'm just going to pray because it's going to bolt anyway and I want to kill this one first
Yeah, I figured it was going to bolt anyway
start stacking leads
nice
of
triple'T
Yeah
What's your shade of blue arrow buff?
And a blue yellow arrow up buff.
I believe we three.
Ah, so blue.
Blue yellow.
I think this is just to indicate multiple different buffs that you got going on.
I think.
Blue yellow are only from Cret items.
Yeah.
Nice.
this will take that
I need every little bit of gold I can get because I'm fucking broke
give me money
The good news is this is cops seem to be handling the wield pretty well. Oh
Shit
I mean that sells. I mean, I don't actually give a shit about that item, but at least it's a good drink it
That sells for what 3.7k. That's pretty good. Oh
Only three enemies
It's weird
the
dogs to get
tanky acrylic we have a distinct lack of like any sort of like dodging about
because i don't like that one
I don't like that one.
Alright.
Hmm.
off
it's perfect
beautiful
dollar one life
Oh
Bye
is stuck, a blazing star is born.
This comp is very interesting in the sense that like, it does a very good job of keeping
things from giving out a hand you know however I feel like once things do get
out of hand it's gonna get awkward it's gonna get cringe
and I'll feast on this one so we have an extra inventory slot
and really missed out on the whole new waters this round only three spiders
the
one
of
the
The Racket Cated
Remind yourself that overconfidence is slow and insidious killer.
well that's one out
maybe I can stun them
I mean if I stun chance
25% not that great
Mark mains
Hey, we got the 25%
a powerful blow
whoo?
side though?
no side though.
whoo stand down?
I really need to do 4 damage, and it's dead on turn.
They're a cursive champion.
you might jade I will miss you
you got a lot of left over food just nice
one
oh shit
here we go again
okay
good round
good round everybody
Done.
Now.
and
it's
oh
Yeah.
Just missing everything, huh?
All right, so he's dead on turn.
to
these nightmares preachers can be felt they can be beaten
all right
gold
lord glad me go hold
Three more spiders again.
Bye bye.
No.
I don't care.
Man, this team really hates spiders.
Alpha striped.
Success.
So clearly a few.
Or is it nearly a trick of the light?
Nice.
I'll come back for those.
I didn't see that trail.
That's on me.
Another map.
and
that's what
hey
his friend
hey friend
as a big hit of stress
no
the
nice good crit
oh yeah, he's one HP. Oh my god
good dog, so
they think it is stress healing because he's dead on turn anyway, so
and
the
start the next act of gold
the
you had to kill that first
and
their
own side of the basis
to the
dog beast rest yourself at six stress each you're doing a great job dog
Good job. Keep taking your stress away.
Oh god why
that's actually a solid hit
another solid hit
Dugged
My body
If I a woo just start removing stress that puts a lot of
I put the lot of pressure on force and to perform you think forcing can perform. I believe he can
Okay
It's all in one
Nice.
And then there was one.
All right, so that's actually good.
Well, that's actually do anything.
Yeah, just keep sugar and red balls.
Yeah, it's down, it's turn.
All right, see if you've got 50 damage. That's pretty good.
This is the end of meeting with Skibby Stack.
Alright, take it over.
Now I want to take it over the key.
We don't inch shovels anymore.
Surprisingly, the wield needed no shovels,
which is so interesting to me,
that the wield of all places didn't need shovels.
Oh, bad start.
Oh, that's rough.
and
y-s
a-s
a-s my
A SHIT!
You, D.
A bag.
The
Mastering fear
Consume the line
Guys resist or fucking horrible
a
bag
finally
Nice.
Alright.
Where's the one who's put on that annoying uncertainty?
The birthplace of friend.
Oh, what's that guy, please?
30% stress until count, out
Okay, he's dead, finally.
Holy fuck, 19 stress.
Alright, it is time to a woo a couple of times.
the
year is the curse of getting rid of the ski steck
telling you
that's what I get for getting rid of the ski steck
84's and a little get a virtue, you know?
Nice.
Well, time to roll the time to roll the virtue, I guess.
Mine is 2K gold.
Yep, T, thanks for seven, or you should that.
Come on, force!
Master kissed it.
Well it's a dagger.
Oh wait, I didn't throw it. I was gonna be snack I had it.
I had to be snack the whole time.
to
stay
in a single strike.
a
and
hold on
it's written it's a crisp one
or are you are you're just here you're just shotguning the whole thing
you know
Come on, let me sometimes take a drink and that it really, really cares you.
The runs, stress faster, fear of beasts, plutomania, mediator, egomania, mankind
later. Oh my god, the cloister is free. Let's go! Look at that, 2000 gold saved.
and
you're in a fear of elder to
its pretty fucking awful
get ready your shits
lock in photomania and get rid of
Hell yeah. Look at all that gold I have boys. Well you know what they say. When you have no gold go on a crusade, it's time.
the
U.S.
and
the
and the other slayer ring that they have enough money to actually do shit
hell's hairpins actually really solid for chelus trinket
I have no use for torchless trinkets
all right so here's our goal
We're gonna do the ruins so that I can actually make some money then
We are going to go to the darkest dungeon and kill the shuffling horror. It'll be great
Or I'll just get fucking trashed. We'll see what happens
Okay, so what are we doing here?
Tempting Gooplay with the Master's Essence
and we will give you a healing trinket and the mat.
We'll give you, which ones the, which ones the Deadly or one?
Your precise striker and slugger,
you're deadly and warrior of light so they're kind of the same really. I actually
also have warrior of light so you know what you'll be the one.
Where do you go?
All right, who's ready to make some money?
To grab all the food, stack and keys, stack a holy water, stack and shovels, stack
And the business...
Stack of Torches...
A few extra shovels because I don't think I'll actually use that many.
Now they stack of Torches...
That should be enough.
Now I should be on me!
Think.
My nesting in me thing.
Oh, you're good.
Camping skills we're good with camping. You need that many torches with two nights realistically. No, but
it's fine.
Do less. Which length of dungeons do you prefer for loot runs if I'm trying to make money long dungeons?
long-dundance if we're trying to actually make cash here.
Just wondering what in your opinion is the best trinket set?
I don't think you have minus four speed.
What do you do, buddy?
Remind me to check that after.
full pack of inner tracts unwanted attention.
If only treasure could staunch the flow of other worldly corruption.
Mess.
I already thought.
Oh, bye bye, Raided.
But happened.
Oh, wait!
For the slightest lapse in concentration.
Compassioned with a rare occasion in the fever picked off that hole.
The match is stuck, and the blazing star is born.
I
Like that reducing the boy
Damn free crit center room
Thing is this comp doesn't actually need to camp at all
Camping is just for, can being it's more than anything else.
Hmm, this is a weird looking ruins, that is supposedly full of undead creatures.
missed me
there are skeletons inside the you know I can't be mad at that you are correct
you're technically correct that's the worst form of correct
I'll do it.
Thank you.
Very hearing to my wishes.
Oh
Yeah
Wow
Oh need the cam
They will be camping though
Just cuz it makes de-stressing a little bit easier
I'm gonna start my next attack.
Rats in a maze.
I think we can go out honestly let's just feast.
Alright, Zellis speech, Zellis vigil and then Pride.
There we go.
That's all we need.
The light, the promise of safety. I'm gonna come back to that
Oh, hi friend. How you doing?
So the crusaders are gonna start chipping away in friend and aquarium will deal with the guard oils
Please now
now good
yeah
stuff
stop it immediately
swear to god
that
good
at least you're doing something other than Skulltoss
Yes, stun me.
the
question, I can't remember, did two Gargoyles count as enough enemies to where I can definitely
stall?
I just want to get rid of all this...
Strasse, yeah.
Now, that's fine.
You can just stay stunned, and I just have to...
If I wave my flag around enough, you'll forget about the two skulls that you take to the face.
Beautiful.
And see, this is why Gargoyles are simple.
You just leave him alive, and then he infinitely solidains them because I do no damage.
Oh, that reminds, can infinitely solidains two garbles.
Game said no, and I gained all my stress back.
God, dang it! You hit one job!
start
done.
Now triple stun is not happening.
I don't think I'll be like this.
Don't be like this.
Don't be like this again.
Just let me wave my flags around.
Ten years you stopped creating me.
Brother, your job is to just exist.
and let me heal for free!
I've dang it.
I can't be shielded.
Never have hidden.
Thank you.
all because of a sculptor of all things
the
no jade now
Please stop!
I don't want to fight these anymore, I'm done!
Ow!
They if I keep buffing the vapor's melt, okay?
Alright...
She's Christ!
Stop kidding!
Please!
Yes, you're so candid.
It's the curse of Jade.
Please, Miss, just once.
At least it wasn't a current this time.
It sure does.
Please miss
Hey look at that a
Miss
the
way is that the path is clear
the require only this right to the follow it
K
were in the recovery zone once again
Yeah, this dungeon has just been an absolute shit, show.
I think this is normally like the easy dungeon.
to
get ready for the bone captain who will triple a or we stun your whole party buddy
by which you put that evil upon me
I want you to know if that happens to your band, just letting you know now if that happens to your band, please stop burning me.
now stop good dodge
Corey say I just gotta ask for it every now then
The information is broken.
Mayn't even be offensive.
Inredients may we find victory.
Do it.
and
a nice
getting everything back to working order.
Slowly.
Gemma.
This is how you cheese.
Nice.
Alright, anything in here?
I really don't need this many torches.
the
color friends
are we doing today
there is a very distinct lack of
skeletons in the skeleton dungeon
Nice. All right, so how about he just hit for what's your damage 10 to 19, 5 to 10.
That'll do.
I
realize I've actually just making
I'm making the skeletons
who's the problem
I'm making them
I
can
, and no, if enemies died of a crit or they died to a dot, they do not leave a court on the ground
,
to the doused
as victory's mount
so to the resistance
hmm
probably don't want to do a feast
probably just do a half
all right
all right dogs and prodons will camp huge
please don't be the collector
of you know what maybe he wasn't so bad after all
The
Compassion is a worthy and a favorite picture of the devil.
Now.
more
yeah
Zada.
Now.
I'm gonna do a little bit of a
problem.
Alright.
Chill.
Now.
Oh.
and
As is tradition, everybody wave your flags, wave them too and throw.
and
the good news is we're making a ton of cash. That's the good news. The bad news is I've done
and three of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, thirteen rooms.
And my inventory is not looking to get.
There ain't any reason to collect blood with the countestead, not really.
I'm saying the ward. Another room he has will performed.
Even the cold stone seems meant to be preventing passage.
There's food check.
Oh my god skeletons!
I forgot what they looked like!
I've been fighting so many bandits!
Nobody can hit shit.
Corey!
Damn.
I thought if I really put some emphasis into that crit, it would happen.
But now...
I'm on.
Might as he looks so disgusted when he's being attacked, again.
The dairy yield.
Alright, that's perfect.
Nice.
I actually cleared that encounter.
I borrow, I can still see the cat here.
Nice.
I'll let you can.
I don't know what I'm taking here at this point because I can't really, I can't drop curio interactables, and I can't drop a food because I don't trust not getting a billion food checks in the room, so
Onward we go
Honestly a welcome change
the
Properly capsid dark extension through OBS. I'm having trouble clearly. You need to put the game in windowed mode, and then use window capture
All right
Oh
Why would you touch him?
Hacks, laden with loot, are often along on supplies.
Bonnie, you failed a 90%
Mechanical hazards.
Resessed by Eagle intent.
Okay, that was on me. I just tried to start with the wrong person.
There aren't any room battles, why go that way?
Well, simple.
I was looking for curious, you know.
More items.
More loot.
See, only thing that sustains me.
Yes.
I'm switching to basement.
A lot of money to be made.
Okay.
Alright, Ben.
You're gonna get stunned. Okay, buddy.
And you're gonna get stunned from life. Why is the fight not over?
What's going on here? Why is this fight still going?
How do you even surprise somebody that's hiding?
That's an excellent question.
There reason to drag and drop loot and so they're clicking the hand icon?
I don't know.
I just...I like doing it.
I like dragging the loot.
It's me acknowledging that I'm getting leave.
Holy shit nobody can hit shit.
Oh, okay, I can't ever go.
Nice. What's in here?
Oh, fuck.
Nothing but bandits!
Every time!
I think I understand why Volt hasn't shown up.
You see, he simply just got lost in the ruins.
He was on his way to the handle.
But clearly he has gotten lost.
they've taken up residents and are preparing for a raid.
Banned that man.
and
the
Well, the victory nonetheless.
No.
Doesn't matter, can I burn this off?
No, I can't.
Why would you touch it?
The torch is lit.
Baries like to borrow like candidates.
This chance I summon more bandits.
Stop summoning bandits.
That's an order.
That's an order to each and every one of you.
Stop summoning bandits.
Okay, never mind. Bring back the bandits.
I take it back!
truly I take it back
the
I think god I have anti-venoms.
Nice. You have put one more on me. Thanks, man.
the
This was some mistake with the champion, some of the...
Oh god, stop, please!
One down!
Why did he have so much help?
Thank god for the resistance.
Yes, good hits literally anybody else.
I
Yeah, I like that
that's so fun now is it
that's just you and me pardon
I'm going to start giving ourselves dodge for the next fight, okay, thanks man.
the
the stockings names
I'll just tell you that much.
There are a little rough.
The last three times I've dropped by bar is sure he's been fighting snakes.
Just how common is this mob?
They're not. They're just attracted to you. Leave my string immediately.
the
don't actually
any abuse
and
the
I'm just going to go ahead and keep those ages I guess, slow and insidious, just like I like it.
Well, this will be an easy one for us to carve our way through.
As we've already got a bunch of dodge, hit him, stun him, hit him again.
and watch this with the power of invigorating vapors, I will get hit and take stress damage.
But watch this, I will get crit, but it's okay because I just blocked it and then
Dives the second.
I need any help really fuckin' cater.
There we go.
Ow.
stop
here
No stop.
This.
Okay.
Resist.
Please don't. God help us. It's okay, virtue. See, easy.
those who call it injury.
At least they rolled nasicistic, which is a very easy...
uh...
deep up to get rid of.
Because they totally don't just deny healing all the time.
A momentary update.
All right.
this is gone to shit
at least I kept my ages
you know
why can I not hear any
why
Stop marking yourself.
Alright, just four more battles, or four more rooms to go, hopefully they're not
battles.
Who knows, maybe I'll get lucky and there's only one more
Keep you check
Oh, cool machinations spread to life with a singular purpose.
Nope, stop. Okay, I'll take a map.
I couldn't even give me the common courtesy of telling me if that was the last room or not, okay.
Hey! Oh good, two stress dealers. I'm sure I am excited for that.
and
thank you by me someone's gonna have to carry these people
that's fine
I've already accepted everybody's gonna mentally break
Oh, good, actually wait, I deal. I can only land. It's wait. No.
to
get a reposition here so you don't get targeted
of common
stop it
to
soon
okay you're gonna stress everybody else out good
okay but
take your healing
Please don't crit me.
I'd better be up.
Jan immediately worried I might not be able to complete this dungeon.
All right, we're making progress.
progress, that's what we like to see, dodge into a stun, and then double
This is Thressio.
Banned counting to 100 sure does take a long time, 8 at a time.
A Vomels got your affliction out.
Almost.
I
don't know that really
actually there's a lot of things here that I can't grab
I'm gonna need my shovel, I need my food, I don't think I'm gonna need the keys
I mean I might get a secret room, but at this point I don't think I care
you know
a
I'm gonna kill him.
Okay, we go.
A selection began.
Hallelujah.
Now for a crate that makes the best of range.
the
nice
powerx
holy moly are we were covering right now?
oh my god
to
say it ain't so
the
I'm not sure if I can get the right to go.
Oh, I'm not gonna matter to you, man.
Puckitoki!
Let's see what we got in here.
Hopefully nothing too terrible.
Good.
Who was it that said?
I'm going to get a triple stun from a bone captain.
Alright, so we're going to go full aggression to try and kill the bone general as quickly as possible.
It's my chance to stun 50 coin flip.
Wow, with a crit that did not go through.
All right, Carl and another Carl
Crushing blow not too bad
All right, we just have to do 35 damage
All right, he's dead, did you wait, he's not, oh god, the truth.
That's where the god...
Ha!
Phew!
And they really hate you, buddy.
Good news is, now he's actually dead, a Zah.
They're cursing champion balls.
Now the good news is, it can't really do much anymore, so we can now recover all of
our stress, so we don't have to pay $18,000 in healthcare to try and fix our sanity.
the
Alright, don't crit.
Yeah.
That nice.
I
target the thing on the ground because all I have to attack two times so I'm not considered
installing. That's how Darkest Dungeon works if you would attack with two attacks per
churn, even if they miss. You're not considered stalling. Even though I am very clearly
stalling.
the
one
Alright, little extra gold, a little token here, can't say new adventuring.
It's trapped.
Okay, I knew that we did it. I'm holding my hold. We reclaim water's hours.
Behold, money. I'm no longer broke.
Warren's adventure. Natural eye. That's actually really good.
And irrepressible. Thanks.
I just can't catch a fucking break.
Okay.
I'm not going to get you out of the way, but I'm not going to get you out of the way.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
How do we want to approach this?
of
Everyone this one.
one
I know why we're doing this without the man at arms.
check bunny speed down. Oh yeah. Why do you have a speed down?
Bunny is exhausted after exertions in the brothel.
Nice.
and
the
I like the problem here is the mark.
to
again and I'd rather not play this song in dance ever again I kind of want to
Just go full mark team and go full on the bunker. You know, fall on Gle Bungle.
So that hopefully we can kill him quickly and then he dies.
the
actually I don't know if you want the answers to pistol. You are gonna want the
Battle Blomance badge for the 15-ack.
I could give the dog a gun, you know. Give that dog a gun.
and
take action
and
what else
It's somebody with them out
This way I don't get surprised randomly
I
find a farmstead relics. There's so good because I just haven't gone to the farmstead. I
kind of fucked myself because I don't really have a comp that can go into the farms then.
and
also
send you here to pray
thank mercenaries can't yet because you have to kill the miller at least once first
I think any blight's happened in here.
This is both due horror, but I need a lot of them.
I don't think he does any horror.
I don't think anything does horror.
It could be some madman, though.
All right we're going straight to the boss
There we go.
We want to make sure we have this much HP going into the final fight.
And I barely no stress, not the way about the stress being a problem.
the
sees this momentum
push on to the tasks end
nice
oh sick map
Nice.
the
Today he's done on the ground.
and
a
the
my accuracy
Okay, I'm trying heal up a little bit here.
to
So this is a a print this
Regan, so he's actually probably the best one to keep alive right now
Now,
He's gonna have a hard time hitting especially if I'm balster.
and it does like baby stress. I don't know if he can bleed.
Nice, give me up.
Hmm.
There formation is broken.
I can't even get back to him.
Pull that corpse.
Point blank shot, Dutch.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
I'm gonna get him.
Keep tugging that corpse.
the
and
,
Okay, it's time. Time for people. So we're going to start off with the vulnerability
Hex that will mark him and hopefully remove his dodge as well.
Nice.
Alright, 90% more damage versus marked 35% more damage versus human.
23 to 46 guaranteed hit.
Good crit.
I'll take a 40.
That's a good one.
It's a powerful holy water pump a Scooby-snag
21 to 39 guaranteed hit good hit I saw it
It's guard the bomb damage
All right he's still marked. So we'll get another 38 in there. Chang. Good dodge.
another bite 35 get hit slice and dice unfortunate crit
more cry that's just stress
Strasse is whatever. It's poppin ages here and guard you. That's just stress.
two cares
block the damage
Bonds away again on him that's fine
We need to re-mark
Now they hit
Fortunately I can't hit VOLV
I'll check him and we're going.
All right, so he's guarded for two rounds.
So let's stun him, hopefully.
Yeah.
Another crit on the occultist.
Ooh, crit bomb.
Okay.
He's still marked.
I kinda needed a bigger heal than that.
Let's go be snack it up.
Alright he's dead.
Good crit.
Now even if he's slice and dice is in crits again he can't death store.
So we'll kill that Bergen.
if you can tank the bomb, probably I can't look at your mind, I can
as big as me, all right, this is dead, that was not too bad, could have definitely been way worse
the
Oh, and sister signalling. Oh, hell yeah, that's a good one. That is a solid one to have.
Okay, so we could go back now and potentially loot up some more if we really wanted to.
and
it's fairly easy combat
as we can actually fully recover
The only downside here is the fact that I have no shovels.
levels
to get the secret room in the top left hallway
and
the singer
the
all
wait I know which one you're talking about all my guy I remember now which one you're talking about
out.
that's a literal secret room.
Oh my god, what a heal.
the
and
take that
and take it over the whole waters are really totally waters under this alert is really
there
the
tier isn't
year
I'm not bad.
All right, one fight over here, for an ancestor, drink it.
No one can see him.
Knowing the certainty, the birthplace of dread.
one
Yeah, we can only do one food check. That's okay
Okay, or is it really trick of the light? I'll take that shit dude. I'll take that shit all day
Crescendo box, baby
the
case is the last combat we're gonna treat this such
I really care about stress.
Oh, damn.
You're here!
Or, or don't.
somebody's safe box it is mine no no no no no you're not allowed to have it
Bird, and not allowed to have it.
I'll remind myself, Wayne. Thank you.
and
ancestors
pen baby
nice
two good trinkets
and says to say that and the ancestors
pen love it
Very good, Wolfrun. Very good, Wolfrun. Indeed.
Imposter syndrome, stout, deviant taste, musical.
Okay, let me share with you what the terrible.
So now that the now that wolf is no longer a possibility,
now we can go ahead and start working on the darkest dungeon.
I like to wait until wolf is dealt with so that way I'm not like in the middle of doing darkest dungeon.
And then it's like hey you're being rated.
So now that he's gone, now we can finally work on the dungeon.
So...
What am I...
Ah...
How are we dealing with the shuffle in horror?
the
honestly this is a good time as any to use
to use a crusader
that's a really good one there
the
crusader
shield breaker
is your an elder chainer so that'll be great
the
guy and take fours in here
actually I take Moses yeah I take Moses actually
play late dreamer
and what do I want for my last one
I might just take another crusader, you know.
This might be just double crusading.
This day is vault my way through.
But then again I'm gonna need at least one.
chat for DD4, the problem is that I only have one man at arms, here's the problem.
I only have one man at arms, and I'm gonna have to use them in DD2, so I won't be able to
to do space cocaine for D-4 on less we level up another man at arms.
and giving a man at arms all the way low up would be kind of annoying.
I guess we do have the XP drink, it's a power level and won't be too difficult.
Question is then, who do I take as my force?
Who do I take as my force?
to
also just take borrow
you know
get to take borrow
is not a bad option
the
year I think we'll just take
all room
that would be the plan
how exactly to the stage coach get a
metal uh... so i went like eight or nine weeks without seeing another healer
and
like I didn't have an occultist or a vessel outside of the default one that you're start with so it's just eight weeks of just no healer runs and it's like, OK, I guess we're just going to just get to keep going
hope a healer shows up
and then a healer didn't show up and it's like, OK, I guess I'm just going to go ahead and reset them
to
get
to give you the ancestors candle for more speed
to the ancestors candle
plus what?
Actually, I can take the standard box.
Just speed me up, boy.
Nothing will do that.
and
give you accuracy and protection because your low HP and then
crit plus damage.
For you, you will have crescendo box and an accuracy
and an accuracy trinket
and then
i'm going to give you a gun
and real
i've given the healer a gun no one is safe
Yeah, that was good.
Alright.
Just make sure everybody is
Kated up for what we want to do.
Let's get rid of your tape worm.
I ain't even keep your rabies.
that. I'm going to take a quick BRB and then we are going to jump into the darkest dungeon.
That's about time.
But he's
what is
that
body, what are you doing with the fridge
ha ha ha ha
oh
funny
get rid of your nervous
and lock in your natural eye
All right, chap, who is ready?
If the darkest dungeon quest is abandoned, not all heroes are guaranteed to survive.
one must sacrifice themselves to hold off the feans during retreat.
I wish to embark.
All right, all the food.
Stack a holy water.
Stack the decinals.
Stack a bandages.
Stack an event homes.
A lot of torches because so much shit reduces torch light.
Two sets of ages, I don't think you need keys or shovels.
I'm going to bring shovels anyway, but I don't think you actually need shovels.
Could be wrong, been wrong before.
some lot of them. Probably don't actually need a lot of them.
What are you going to the dungeon?
Oh, I got it from the fridge.
Thank you.
There.
Once again, the stars are right, and the manor sits at the merry epicenter of cosmic
unrest.
Cultists rallied to their twisted idols, and great gongs sound in anticipation of the
coming sacrifices.
Or below, life-laden shadows pulsed to the unrelenting rhythm of a beating heart.
The blood of the fallen blows ever downward along these titan spires.
The creature battens itself on your failures.
Alright!
Oh, but I'm
I
Let's do it
first up the cult is priest start with a slice see if we can get a stun here nice
the
case he's dead on turn
the match is
the blazing star is born
this way for a speed up
formation has broken.
Let's do it.
Two ascended brawlers and a cultist.
We'll start with a point blank shot.
Good hit.
Stun the other brawler.
I'm just gonna heal him.
Not down.
Not gonna be able to finish him off.
Oh, yes, we can
So, doesn't really matter
Doesn't really matter if you go up or
or down here, I believe.
I think it's the same encounters either way.
It's really just gonna be a matter of what you want to fight.
So if we go up, it's two brawlers and two witches.
If we go down, it's a brawler, a priest, a witch, and a rapture.
So it's really whichever, what we're feeling here.
Really just depending on what we're feeling
I take a bite of my food and concentrate
Alright, we're gonna head out.
Start with a point blank.
and
it's done the one that just acted so it'll lose its next turn
Good kill.
Beautiful.
See you up.
I'm gonna speak bleed there, give me an a just kill that one.
one
nice
U.B. A heel
this will get removed scents find
That's actually a really big stress heal.
Span is that up?
Kill him.
Alright.
Don't think there's any fights in here
Don't just food jacks
And then this should be empty
So next up we got
Priests
Three cultists priests
Start with a point-mine
and
trying to stun the first one
and then hopefully we can kill that one nice that one dies
I'm gonna die.
Stun that in case he rolls high speed.
Damn.
I need to right here.
It's pretty rough, bleed.
the
of
the
all right
so
let's go ahead and head down
to
so we want to kill these two because then we can infinitely recover on the other two and get a full restore
the
nice a.e. student love it
The way is that the path is clear.
Will you require only this strength to follow it?
Ouch!
the
momentary update
break your guard
I will heal through that bleed.
Nice.
He can't be guarded.
failed. Can heal him, though.
Now he's got really low speed. We should be able to finish this here.
There we go. Now we recover.
and
to
now
okay
didn't think he went to the
Let's do one more encounter in the McCamp.
is
its only to talk if there are two enemies these enemies are specifically scripted to
not count as two enemies
because what you would actually do in the olden days of darkest dungeon speed running
is you would get a virtue on the very first two enemies of the dungeon and you would
Virtue farm. The devs did not like that.
All right.
this is the deadlier one that we want out
although I probably should have stunned the rapture is cultist
yeah cause of that
I'm gonna get for the blade.
My damage is very split for round one.
that is
now there's only one damage unit
give you a heal
stunned us guy
No, all right, we can recover a little bit here.
Now I think that matters is really stressed because we'll heal up the rest through camping.
So we'll attack that.
I'll be up and south.
And then we attack this.
It's funny to get the stress down a little bit
All right, so it's a big stress heal
Yeah, now we go ahead and end it
as victory's mark. Oh, two resistors lantern. Okay, not bad, not bad. Definitely
overpaired. That's fun. So we can actually use the lantern, I think, over,
Actually, I don't know what I would use it over
TV-H
Alright
That's why I didn't do our camp
No snake will ever trouble my dreams again
The unburdened mine now the shield breaker has relived her pass through her trouble dreams
She sleeps peacefully as a result she gained some buffs each time she camps. Oh, shit
She gets speed damage and pride. That's kind of cool
All right, so
We want to give everybody armor piercing because the boss that we're gonna fight is armored
Let's do a Bandit Sense so that maybe I can catch the next two combats at an advantage
and then I think we pray for Prodig.
And then I could make it so one companion isn't able to be marked
I guess I can just make it to this miscampy mark
All right, time for the next fight.
So we got a lot of buffs.
Let's put them to good use here.
So we have malignant growth.
We have the cultus priest.
We have the ascended witch.
Moimit growth is mostly I think about debuffing or stunning your team and
providing protection. Like I think it's like a tank. So the priest here is the
number one. We want the priest out first. He's gonna burn a heal. Let's
stun
Let's stun the malignant growth
Nice good hit
Good dodge
He doesn't get an action
Next target is the priest, or I guess the witch rather.
We're going to hit her with puncture, so that she can't be guarded, and that's okay.
He guarded the wrong thing anyway.
and
only have a target right now
case is it for hp
markless blocks
good grid
Nice good beast rest
I'll hit the courts
Because we want to kill this thing next so it's a great good scarred
And then we'll just keep the stress on lockdown
down.
Days of mines.
Gelder, nice.
Now we can kill you.
Beautiful.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
In Radiance, may we find victory.
Alright, so we only have one damage dealer here.
Alright, he's dead.
Let's stun a priest.
I keep calling him priests, but there's witches.
Let's cause they're called priests in the other part.
Bates are real.
Blot.
Good, crit.
and
and it's just a
compulsion is all right
now it is time for the shuffling for
Okay, so this thing has 33-prot, however we ignore 15% of that, so that's nice.
We can't really hit this backline in it right now.
We're not really going to worry ourselves with trying to do it.
I'll start off with just a point blank shot, good hit, a finger, no belief in it.
It's nice, give you a holy water, give it to top-tooth.
Last right.
Okay, I'm going to set up, get a hidden there, and we got a full party shovel.
good crit
yeah good shit
there's no real point in attacking the priest in the back here because he's just going to summon a witch instead
so you end up wasting a lot of turns
I'm going to get a chance to stun zero, okay.
Good.
A critter guy in the back.
Last right.
Death Lash is fine.
shuffle, um, repost is at a two round right now, so let's just try and get a bleed,
enough bleed, give you a holy water, do some damage in there, give dodge,
and
all the relations
to shuffle
just go for a blade here to the most
of
the
best of
down.
That fight seemed really easy.
Everything is easy when you prepare for it.
There!
This expedition at least promises success.
Here we go.
Honestly, that's probably the... I will say that's probably the cleanest DD1 I've ever had.
and
a
array photo mania
unholy slayer ruins it's war
satinophobia
I'm out.
Congratulations! You've beaten the darkest dungeon one. It's laundry day now.
laundry day. The bed sheets and pillow cases gleam white on the line. Unlike the
consciousness of those who sell them.
Bonnie is in shambles.
The brothel is closed.
It's all the secrets of a hundred campaigns.
All right.
Now for everybody's favorite dungeon.
time for everybody's favorite dungeon.
This is notoriously the hardest one, and for all the wrong reasons.
who we bring in. Mr. Shelka, Bonnie.
It's one door I want.
to bring a dog
That's what the worst calm.
Now, I don't like taking it a cultist.
A cultist healing is way too violent, I'll tell you.
so I'm eating the lunch I gotta get myself some brave power
All right.
the
show
here's the problem
with this dungeon
everybody's got to wear one of these
The problem is, that you only got three!
So somebody's gonna have a shuddy time.
go ahead and give the dog a gun we'll give the man and arms
plot plus accuracy and we'll give you
actually let's give the arble as to gun and we'll give you the
Laman's badge.
uh...
was there like any um...
They're districts I can build before we jump into this.
Not really.
Now, you know I can get the performance hall, huge.
Absolutely massive.
and
a
to
somebody's going to have to mark and I'm pretty sure you're going to be the one marking
that
the blacksmith is in sexy
excuse me he's already sexy
the
which if you're going to be marking lead up it
all right let's do this
1.
4.
2.
3.
5.
4.
5.
you
don't need shovels here. I was trying to think I want another stack of holy water another
I might just take another stack of holy water, so I ain't called the water's probably gonna be
what I want more than anything.
Alright.
The thing has no name, or it needs no language, nevertheless, those who would submit
to its word this will are rewarded in a fashion.
The creatures, blessings, or as repulsive as they are robust, twisted, have human monstrosities
stock the flesh written holes,
protecting their just eating God.
God.
I always had a problem with this dungeon. This one, this one is pretty dead.
I got the honest one here, this is probably the hardest of the three dungeons.
Four dungeons.
So we're just gonna go ahead and
and get the fun one out of the way will try it off the bat, so let's do that.
Let's keep these out of the off there, the younger part too.
Alright.
Flesh wall.
Let's guard you.
Mark you out.
Guard removed.
Oh, no way, fuck, what I believe.
Nice.
Oh, I was trying to stun that.
I got one up for death.
Now let's try and stun that.
They're stun.
Okay.
Try again for the stun.
Still no stun.
Man, they really hate the dog.
Okay, he did flash wall, but he's almost dead.
is a little stunned and ball-up
is a really matter you just did now
this first combat is not a good sign by the way
Rumble.
the
rest of them no quarter
were
and
so let's see here
do marching plan
yeah it's going to take our first camp
I'm still full.
I'll do therapy dog.
I'll do marching plan.
I'll do Hounds Watch.
I'll do a pet talk on you.
As the light gains purchase, speed up.
Alright.
And purpose is made clear.
If you get in a good position, we might better get rid of the rest of the stress.
down, we're getting a lot of resistance
Thank you up
good hit
I was killed.
But these random encounters like a regular dungeon are they fixed? These are fixed.
Well, there's no randomness to be had here.
the
good stress yield
may not even need to stress yield all
must fully execute it
nice
gave it on me to actually get one extra ceiling
beautiful
all right now for the fight everybody hates
all right everybody loves to spend so high you look at it really
all right so the healer is the one without the
revelations so we need to make sure
that we keep her guarded all times
Let's go ahead and pop a Scooby-Snack.
Let's go for the warlord.
Good start.
Beautiful start to the fight.
Alright, so revelation.
less stress
Revelation
There's a light
To leave off to the holy water and
We will walk everybody's dogs and reduce stress further
Good dodge. Hit number two. Big jump.
Unfortunately the mark fell off.
and
the
to make sure you stay guarded
so we can redirect that revelation
nice good stun
Top everybody off. I'm gonna go ahead and mark you
Nice
to
get
to regard you
uh...
what is revelation do if you don't have talisman of the flame it
basically kills you instantly
More or less, it's a massive new tier stress and your damage taken.
Like to give you an idea, this is reducing stress by a 100% and it's still hitting for 8.
Imagine if I didn't have that on.
Okay, you're still good. Let's try and go first on.
Yeah, even with a crat in the stuns.
The mark you up.
Alright, he's dead.
Beautiful.
Champion, pose.
Alright.
That was the harder of the three fights that we are required to do, but by no means
is that a free win.
We are not done yet.
that one very well it that fight can be such a shit show
like straight out that that fight can just end runs if that game won't if the game
wants you to lose. You're going to lose.
Alright.
A finger.
should have gone to the other one
although makes it better this way because now they're going to guard and heal the first one
yeah actually that might have been ideal
the
the person defending them. Although this one's going to be a lot harder to kill,
because the R-Blessed can't really join in. So Bonnie is going to have to pick up the slack.
Good job.
I
Remember if I didn't hear so that way we can move away a little bit of the stress here
and
so we can instead just ball us down in the... actually I probably just can't.
I just want to give a little bit of a stress out.
We have a stating below.
and the strength of all of it and kill use.
Alright.
This expedition at least promises success.
I'm gonna do it.
Oh, what the food?
Delugest still live?
Everybody's alive for now.
Alright, so these front two are the main things that need to die.
there we go. Now we're going for the one in the back.
and
the accuracy and crit
yet
the
nice
oh god
that's disgusting, I hate it
let's stun that
and
And he's missing with 20 accuracy if I say really lucky for us.
All right, now for our second bullshit fight, let's go ahead and take a camp, take a feasts,
I'm gonna take a chance walk because I really don't want to get ambushed in the darkest engine.
Looks like a marching plan.
And then I'm wondering if I should do pray.
Protected.
Let's do tactics.
Give everybody extra does.
everybody extra dodge. Alright. Alright, so first things first we want to kill these
these two flesh hounds. It's a doggy, whatever the fuck those are, we're old.
A stun the front dog. That is really lucky. That it did not hit the vestle. Very
I'm lucky that it went first though.
Good dodge there.
Let's see all everybody up.
And we'll do a poster.
to
Now we go for this guy
Okay, we're gonna re-up our guard so you don't get hit
following plug-in once the access is up
allow
okay I'm back
Okay, so we can go for a stun there. Nice, we actually got it.
Um, what is going on with my model?
It's moving on its own now.
My hat.
How is it moving right now?
I'm not even connected to it.
Okay.
a lot
uh
I guess I'm gonna close that out
and um
okay
and
one second
of
all right well i figured out what happens
of body hacked by computer
as she's using her vtuber but connected to my phone
And so, yeah.
You'll notice the panda is currently moving right now.
Not me.
Then this kid's why we don't hit a lot on plugins
that we don't recognize.
What do you mean don't recognize?
It's literally the plugin I use for the my V2.
The fuck do you mean don't recognize?
Okay, now, now I launch the club studios.
Even even when I only have a plushy model, Scuff still happens to be fair, this one's not my fault, this one is bunny's fault.
This is all bunny's fault.
All because the brothel was closed. For one day, the brothel closes for one day and bunny hacks my computer.
Okay, well this is... okay, I think I'm in, I think this is me.
Alright, I'm back in.
I think.
Good shit.
You're waiting on that for a while.
A momentarily a bit of a problem.
All right.
As victory is mounted.
So now my model is moving cos and now you see the problem.
Yeah, now you see the problem.
Mm-hmm.
If you have to buy the model.
Yeah, now I got to control the upshare.
Now you see what you do!
I just closed it out. I'll do it another time.
I don't think I'm.
I've almost closed out for all the things.
I'm just still moving to these cursed movements.
No.
Oh, so cursed.
That was all because the problem was closed really?
One day?
I have knees, I have knees!
Brawl closes for one day, start good into the V2.
Alright, second fight done.
BYE!
Eat brothers eat!
Okay.
So that is two out of the three fights done.
the
start with ye old humble death lash
that's done really
now it's done
stun him
alright now
the
We can see the neck on your plushy, but you mean you can see my neck.
What, I mean, I could see it right here.
What? What is that?
That's part of the outfit. That's part of the...
I think?
I don't know where that even came from.
Actually, no.
I...
Is it? How should I say it might be?
How did he? What?
I'm just losing my mind of this boy.
What do you do?
I'm sorry that this has taken me.
All because the brothel was closed.
I get it. I understand. You have needs. I get it. I get it. I get it.
I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I got the concept.
really a crit don't even start with the fuck
well
don't do this
you flesh wall I'm gullaby now
Okay, that's fine
I can't unsee the neck. Why do you call it back? It's just one of the outfit. It's been there since forever
It's literally been there forever.
Don't be mad that I got taller.
Stop gaslighting us.
Hang on, I'm gonna go to my own hole.
I gotta open up my own stream now.
This had to have been here.
videos. My stream. Yeah, it's a dirty bitch there!
It has been there the whole time. I just looked at the beginning of my strength.
BIN there!
Call it chatlighting.
Call it what you make.
And all remains the same.
Ooh, okay.
Okay, so we want to focus pre-summer three
I'm realizing what are not in a good position right now
Oh fuck me no, I have fucked up so bad my priest is in a bad location
Oh, no
Okay, salvage the shit.
Yeah, go ahead and heal him.
We need to... this dog needs to move now.
How do you keep failing the stunts?
You
Alright good
Okay, we're back in there we're back in there
Okay.
Success, so clearly in view.
Or is it merely a trick of the light?
and
what's there
to give you a full heal
again we're really lucky that didn't hit the
I can one person there.
Let's cure that debuff.
Holy!
I'll squad felt that one.
Let's give you a heal.
Okay, so you're dead on your churn.
Fuck.
I can't release Mark that out.
Let's go for our guard here.
Mulset.
Oof.
no dude that's so far
no
okay okay okay we're good
Good. Yes.
Body.
to
nice
you know if there's ever a time to eat shit that was it
A time to perform the on-twent minutes.
Chilka!
Maths-kistic!
6.
Okay that was actually ideal.
Damn.
I'm not sure if you can see that, but I'm not sure if you can see that.
That's Guardia.
Oh, good.
Dead Mark.
very nice
all the back to back
okay it's dead
Oh, God, that was so stressful.
of
a
be slayer and healers gift
the maniacal cultops on the crowd for a time
that can be no celebration
your progress is measured only in progress of realization, and
dorming horror.
All right.
The room of the end.
Okay.
Oh god.
a hate having an occultist healer
it is what it is
Okay, I hate DD3. I hate DD3. I want to tell you now, I hate DD3.
Okay.
the
way
at least you have free provisions for the longest dungeon in the game
Yeah.
This is like, this is the one that I'm going to do.
This is the one I dread the most if there's any like I dread this more than actually
Doing the courtyard
That should just give you an idea
Okay, so what are we gonna want?
We need unspeakable commune to stop the ambush from happening.
We're probably going to want plans to take down for damage in accuracy, versus size
two.
That should something I've raised.
So that's for reflection.
Right.
That's seven.
That's ten.
Then we'll have two left over for a gas and an encourage.
Or we could do Darkstring, but actually...
Darkstring's might actually be worth grabbing.
Alright, let's do this.
Holy fuck.
the
Oh shit, I can't do it, I'm also underwind the treatments. Holy fuck, what am I doing?
All right, we're not really gonna, I don't think crime-lord molars is really the way to go here.
I think we go ancestors pen and focus for you. We're going to go go play and
signet ring for you, I'm gonna go candle and focus ring, and that will give you
ancestors pistol too. That way I just pretty much can't miss, and I get to go
first, usually. Next point in the trinkets build. Candle for damage and speed because
you always want speed, focus ring, so I miss less, 10 for damage, focus ring, so I miss less.
This just so that way they take less damage and dodge more and go first so that way they
they can mark before the batting hunter gets to go.
And then we're going blasphemous vial and ancestor's pistol, so we can stun fairly reliably.
Stress is going to be fun.
Yeah, that's what four camps are for.
We're going to pretty much camp away, our stress.
and
I mean if I really want to hold the waters
and I just want more debuffer moobles
Ahhhh...
I hate that I have to take the distance, I'll see her.
Now I'm gonna take a drink about the occultist.
Take full stacks of food, I bought all the food.
that's as much as I get
I don't think there's a lot of bleeds in the stunging
I think it's mostly almost all...
Man there's always the crit zero plus bleed.
I say I think I'm just gonna take extra ages scales.
Yeah, actually, I'm potentially
I'm
Yeah, actually I'm potentially considering doing Calian instead of Leper.
I'm trying to think if I want Leper or
I can bring the fridge and the fridge is luminous and tough.
I mean, it's not a terrible idea.
Yeah, honestly.
Lepers just too inconsistent.
Why should I have minus 10 accuracy?
Rabies.
and
the
uh... and we can take battle trance
that's not terrible
Alright, let's do it.
And then what do I want to smell last one?
I don't have to take medicinal herbs now, so I'm not forcing the medicinals.
Actually, now we probably still want medicinals.
Yeah.
Yeah, we still want it.
The intraminable stone holes are but an anti-chember.
The creature is vast beyond measure, and must be battled from within.
Step over the threshold, and let the terrible truth, where it's way into your mind.
All right, let's do this.
Oh
All
The bat heel there
ok that one's dead on turn
you can stun that one
head on down.
All right, time for our first camp.
So we're going to take plan take down for damage.
Resize to.
We're gonna take an unspeakable communes so I don't get ambushed and
We'll take a battle chance
You can also do this is how we do it
Perfect
As the like gains purchase spirit's a lifted and purpose is made clear
All right, look at that big fucking thing.
Step one, mark it up.
Step two, go after that.
All right, so the antibody dies immediately, so it's going to waste a term, something.
the
Okay, stand those two
the
we will
remark
as
of
the
I'm a two.
Okay, that kills him.
So he's gonna lose a turn and then summon another crit.
Nice.
F
we got to go for the kill here
the
right now.
Fuck.
Bro.
Oh my god, okay, don't I hate those things so fucking much you have no idea.
The match is stuck, a blazing star is born.
I'm gonna say I might have fucked myself.
good dodge
to
get that again
You don't have to do this.
...
to
all right
against becoming horrors. So unspeakable command so we don't get ambushed. Battle
trance, the damage, plan take down so I don't miss and this is how we get it.
M3-
Okay we actually got a stun.
Brown I'm gonna need more than a fives
Nice. That's a really good dodge there. Not that one though, that one sucks.
Okay.
If there was ever a time to not miss, this was it.
Step one, Martin.
Fuck.
It's done it.
Didn't get the stun.
That is so fucking shitty.
of
all right this is a big hit you do that miss fuck me
I'm gonna use the stun, I miss the stun again.
He's gonna teleport me. Yep.
God damn it, I needed that not to happen.
the
time to die
God I just keep getting all these resists and misses fuck me.
I'd never stayed in bro.
Oh, for fuck sake, dude.
Please.
Fucking played doctor, heal us for more.
of
the
of
all right, how far did I get teleported, oh, goody, so two will resistance, oh, goody,
I mean, it's not the worst teleport in the world, but it is going to be extremely reliant
on me being able to hit this next enemy.
the
to
Okay, oh fuck me
I don't know if I can do that.
I'm not dissuade the sharpened blade.
Seize this momentum.
Okay.
You're found through the tasks end.
You're a feasist.
and turn your spiralite and run easy companionship.
That will turn this.
The way is lit, the path is clear.
We require only the strength of the follow-it.
the
Make the next round a little bit less fucky
Fuck me
I don't think this one is capable of teleporting now
Okay, so that one dies on its turn.
Please let somebody go and heal him.
He's healed from more than fucking zero.
Okay, please.
You can use some real heals.
Oh, for the love of Christ, you can heal for up to 22.
Okay.
Success.
So clearly a view.
For is it merely a trick of the light?
Alright, good news is, it's pretty fucked up!
and
So it dies on its turn. You can just focus the cyst. I think we got it
is
going to waste a turn reviving now
and that it dies on its next turn so now we just focus on the back line
That's the turning point.
Oh my god.
He's not Mirrors Glor.
Dude, I can't tell you how much
My heart rate was fucking pacing on that one.
Ohhhh...
God damn.
That is...
The Goon
On the
At last the twisted heart of the world is made bare for sword or supplication
Only one more left
the
thing is I don't have a comp to actually
control and play the
to sell a letter is
training montage.
Alright, Karadis.
It's time.
and
a
time to power level
wind power level of man and arms
when suddenly also need to go to the farmstead so this also works both ways
Do this is gonna be so
So we're gonna give you the ancestor's portrait for 50% more xp
I guess I'll give you a gun
Now you do this
Actually, you know what we'll go gun I'm gonna give you a gun
the
We go hunt things from the stars.
Not quite.
Can we try to proper healer?
I mean, we also have a proper healer here too.
it is time. I wonder if there's four primers out there to round out 6,500 subs.
True. Any primers in chat?
You know, going into a basic dungeon with these trinkets feels kind of like cheating.
Continue the onslaught destroyed them all
This expedition at least promises success
Oh god, oh fuck
that's okay, number one dad is on job
the
executed with impunity
the
Hey, we got lore.
Oh my god.
Why is it all spiders?
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
Shoot it with it, gun.
There are formation as broken and maintain the offensive.
The thing calls, I need to hold the blossoms.
Yes, infuse me with power.
All right.
You know, it's so far I haven't actually fought any pigs in the war and yet.
and
Hanson reward
for a task will be performed
as though my gains purchase
the spirits are lifted
there we go
this is made clear
big ease
and
Kind of like the nose skeleton ruins. Gangda.
Okay, some more lore.
the
get me the deep lore brother
hell no
ain't fighting no shambler
Their confidence is shaken.
Alright.
Demon Mania, Eldra Chater, Scattering Natural Swing, Will Technician.
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.
the
courted and reclusive this man is more dangerous than he seems
all
So what I mean weeks are yet, not a week, 70.
I mean, truthfully, technically I wouldn't actually mind doing the cove, but at the same time, I really don't want to fight things from the stars.
But I mean we're being a pretty good position, you know
We're not really in the worst position to fight thing from the stars and I've got the all these OPS trinkets too
I can't upgrade his armor because he didn't actually level up.
All right. Give me what's up. I'll be right back.
Let's do a long.
Take me long.
to
secret room. I do want anti-venants in case we fight thing from the stars.
All right.
Let's do it.
The smell of rotten fish is almost unbearable.
Alright, so we need to explore 90% of rooms should be easy.
Also, I guess we can grab Crest or grab a... what is it?
the
all right, but by
the
great shot spam. Get out.
as you have him pale yeah yeah you have him pale
Well, let's go and payles, man.
I actually could be sick.
Lore, I need it.
I need the lore.
Okay. Let's go ahead and take our first camp.
I'll take a feast.
You get a buff.
We'll do weapons practice, tactics, and incense.
As the light gains purchase, let's be able to lift it.
And the purpose is made clear.
It's the lore run.
old pretty low actually.
That's the thing for all of us.
All right.
Now Lord doesn't actually take place in blue.
It purely just exists.
Nice.
and
his joy and all
Great is the weapon that cuts on him. Is that so nice to actually go through some of these like luster dungeons and just like face roll the fuck out of it?
You gotta admit it feels good
So, too, will resistance.
Back to the pit.
the
article barrier ain't gonna save you from great shot by us
One must imagine Cisipus happy, as he rolls the bolder to the top of the mountain.
The top of the mountain in this case, being getting this man at our emcellal sets.
is it nearly had to pick up the light?
Who are you? Is the trap makers odd?
Is advocacy odd?
Whatever debuffs the man in our hands, we're getting rid of them.
I'm not a cool assicker, I don't have a key that, so it doesn't really matter.
more lore
now yeah
still a bit of money just less for sure significant less
Yeah, it's garbage loot. It is an extra room now, so I'll take that
But lasting impression that we have on this ruin scounder. Well, let's name this one to number one dad
That joke makes more sense to those that have been around.
the
These nightmarish creatures can be felt they can't be beaten
Yeah
the
other close and tenuous pilot
and
the
the match is
this is not
do it can't hurt me
this comp is insane
I mean it's it's less this comp is insane and more of these characters have ancestral
quality trinkets and a dungeon that's level one
of the
darkest dungeon in game old man
old man from the side of the road
snatched and trained to kill God
love it
I
Is true we basically just pulled this guy off the side of the road like hey man you
what's in cocaine
he nods his head alright man follow me and I'll give you all the cocaine you
You can run!
You'll get enough cocaine that you'll be able to see, god.
And eat them.
I'm annihilated.
We worry.
I'm the pride precipitates, a dizzy call.
I probably won't be able to do better,
and set this level of efficiency, though, sadly.
to
do you need a max out old man or can you do it
different levels
I mean
technically I could do it with a level one old man
but I'm not going to take that risk
Hey, Bandit! Seven's seen those in him, pop at it.
Snaps from my home in the darkest night. First snurfed powder, now go my fight!
Well, I love these tosses. They're high quality.
A little bit of jade.
I still can't see the coat Bertie mode. I don't know why I've refreshed my chat. It doesn't
no up
Well, beyond measure, awarded to the brave and the full hearty of Mike.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Y'all vars, thank you for giving us up.
Another mariner, another misfortune.
is poor enemy
is
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
Touch it.
Hey, Quest complete.
All right.
Man, it arms just now.
Level two.
But not quite what kept her.
Ship-cratic.
The plume and the pistol, the bidding ends tomorrow falling and occurs upon us all.
the
and
give you that plus a focus
and give you this plus a crescendo box
and then you take the healing plus the
All right, to the ruins we go
Hmm
Let's do it
move
must have any heals on
and you're the onslaught, destroy them all.
Just getting a double Greek shot last my way home through.
Yes sir.
I just started blasting.
Before true.
It's funny because people ask like,
boom.
I don't see you.
Why don't you use AOE?
Now here we are, full circle. AOE.
The secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenor-brass corners of this place.
I'm moving, I'm moving.
Bad Jade, you've lived an honorable life.
all
all so I hope it's a power leveling as I like to
uh...
jarring to watch
I just want to get that I just want to get through with level 1
the
content plate's morality
but not a phobia
stress of low HP that's not that bad actually
The most of low HP is really whatever.
Well, yeah.
You.
Bigly.
Uh-oh.
Spiders I've taken seriously.
Their mind should clenze from all lands.
I lied.
it's
it's there as the it would imply it is the
the
one
is poor.
Honestly, price, you take the safe way to level up. There's a dangerous way.
And we will find whatever secrets they owe.
Rain all of kinetically dead to the heart.
Y'all we gotta know the one!
That's not actually true.
That's some bullshit that I ended up making up once, and it just spread like wildfire.
Made that shit up!
Not intentionally though.
Alright, Darryl, natural, stericablying this fear beast, cove tactician, the fit's
algeotator wasting sickness.
I guess, in time, I'm gonna go with a tragic extent of my failings.
God dang it.
Why?
Alright, let's go.
Let's go deal with the fucking bird.
Will we get to kill the bird this time?
Or will the bird fly away with the loot as it always does?
find out next time.
That's this one plus four speed, I mean plus four speed is honestly a pretty dang good
It's shrink it by itself.
You know?
the
the number one that's new afflictions.
We can get rid of his hysterical blindness.
Elige as we can get rid of your compulsive.
Goal
We can get rid of your hemophilia
Chateum mom and get rid of your clumsy
All right
Oh
Yes, do it
four four weapons on jester shit you're right
there we go that's gonna definitely make the difference with him spamming
battle ballad.
Alright, I'm going to bring a log num for good luck, we're going to mix it up, I'm
to bring a lot of them for good luck.
Pank right off the bat.
Nice.
Nice crit.
two
if that is terrible
yo let's that's that's looking good
Okay, that's not looking good
I think I need balance.
It's dead.
Ah fuck.
Have you ever been positive, then?
How you do?
I'd devastated bro.
Previous injury.
Hmm, thanks for the stress, man.
I appreciate it.
Molten-Tale feather.
Corfids appetite, nice.
Let me share with you how terrible wonders I have come to know.
Okay.
All right.
All right, uh, a question is, chat, do we want to go to?
I don't know if I got the farm, but I can't be knocked out the farm.
This could be a good time.
Could potentially be a good time to do it.
The old farm.
Man it doesn't really do a whole lot.
lot though for this. Yeah, many of them actually help. Do the fight. All right,
silence in the crypt. So now we need to bring an actual composition. Oh, I never
I'm not doing silence in the crypts. I guess we're not all battles. That's 100% of
and battles let's gather relics i'm okay with gather relics
state number one dad
state google because i don't say i'd like to get you to level four for the
place anyway
take a risk by and kid a month
honestly not the worst comp
All right, all right, all right, I'll be honest here. I don't think we're going to get to the finale today and I don't want to ruin my flawless run here so far by just simply rushing it.
So, here's the deal. We're gonna play more darkest dungeon tomorrow.
All right, because I got a level this guy all the way to level six. That's gonna be at least another two hours.
Okay, I'm gonna just keep it real with you. That's gonna be another two hours.
Plus actually doing the fight itself is probably a 20 minute endeavor.
So, and I would like to not be finishing the run at the dead and night, you know.
So, here's the deal.
We're going to call it there.
I've been having a great time streaming.
It's been awesome.
I'm going to see you all tomorrow.
I will see you all tomorrow for the true finale of Darkest Dungeon.
We'll be starting off with some power leveling of number one dad and then it'll be good times.
Good times had by all.
For that, I'm gonna get out of here.
Thanks everyone for hanging out. Y'all have been awesome.
Yeah, hope y'all've enjoyed the string.
Because honestly we saw we have plenty of other bosses to go kill afterwards as well.
Like we thought to go do the champion bosses.
Plus the Miller and the Slaper so it's
We got it we got a bit to do.
We got a bit to do.
the
of that I'll see you all day
everybody
night as the all I'll see on the next
stream
I'll be reading up rescue for those that don't know rescue is a basically where
I send everybody after the stream is over to a reform ads
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