You
I give morning and good morning.
How y'all doing day?
How are my ducks?
There they are. Yes, look at those dots. Welcome everybody. How you all doing?
Yep, you ready? It's time we're going to play some more they all billions today and we're not going to have a
It's a shingle bass except for the winters they will all that.
Move this, move that, move that, move that, move that,
pulls it out, give it this.
Jumping discord.
I should probably ping discord, eh?
You're probably ping good old discord, let them know.
There's probably at least one hand up on this chord.
I wonder if he's gonna stream today.
Well, let's just come on over.
Let's go to the going live.
At everyone.
If you see this ping then no I am playing tab all day today and this is your moment to shine and post it up.
All right.
Wait, one second.
all right
Let's do this thing.
No, for sure, thanks for seven, dude.
Oh man, today's workout was the...
I did back in Biceps and I struggled to bring the fork to my mouth afterwards.
eating breakfast was a good eating breakfast was a difficult task. That's how I know I'm
doing something right. I'd say you know you're doing something right when everything hurts.
There we go. Hey, follow my everybody.
Yo self assistance is 65 for the wash out all since seven days. I would love another nine
hours of tap. Good. Is your back make you feel like an old man? Nah. I did. I actually feel
I actually feel pretty good dude. Like I'm actually I feel like I'm finally getting
to the point where like it doesn't suck to work out anymore. And I can tell like oh yeah, I got
a good workout in. I maximize my muscles, my muscles gave out as a good, as a good workout.
When we get to the point of muscle failure, I know I'm doing good because before like when I do my
workouts. It's been, dude, it's been like cardio. Cardio is what, like, stops me almost
every time before like lifting the weight. Tap, you know, taps me out, before it's like,
I'll be able to continue I'm able to continue I was like working out lifting feels good
It's aerobics, yeah, all right, so last night we started
a den of the heartbeat, so that's what we're currently doing right now, that's
what we're making, that's what we're making good progress on.
that's what we're making progress on right now
and
clear in the south
So there's another... the question is, what comes after the tab campaign?
Apparently the modded tab campaign actually got quite a few updates and I... I almost want to give that one a little bit of a look, you know?
I almost want to give that one just a little bit of a look see.
I see what we got growing on, you know?
That her ex-com.
That, or ye olden ex-com.
It's always a good time in the ex-com lands.
I got out.
He just came in fat, you did this.
I'm close to vets. I'm gonna have a pretty close.
Alright.
keep playing things. Let's go ahead and make another soldier here and let's get our first
farm down. Mope people are hungry. There we go. Two humble farms. And then this is just like a pocket
that we can kind of clear out.
There we go. All of our Rangers are vets.
I'm going to try out the Expedition 33BLC. They added a new and improved Simon
since the old one was a was. Oh my god, not the improved, not the improved Simon.
Bro, I don't know if my body can handle that.
I don't know if my body can truly handle that bro.
Need improved Simon.
Alright.
But so we have two soldiers pushing the left side here.
Quite a bit of food.
All right.
the
beautiful
we're going to get a lot more cash
cash stock pile is not looking to get
s.a.s. brothers a hell of a fight as well
and I have to like relearn expedition 33 did because like the last time that I've
played expedition 33 like
I was just playing mail nuke
Right, that's all I was playing was just orbital nuke mail
But I feel like that's what everybody was playing but
Still though
All right, we will be able to get a market
This time around
and
I'm just keep pushing out this way.
I'm just trying to make that impact it.
And now I'm gonna need another farm and some energy.
Oh, we're actually energy.
You can go right there pretty easily.
And then I'd like to build energy right there as well.
We'll go right there.
This is too good spots for it.
All right. Let's take three soldiers over here.
It's having a little pushing on down.
Yeah, thank you everybody for the hype, Jane.
Appreciate that.
Seven subscriptions.
I'll appreciate that.
of
I'm going to keep them going, now I need more food and now we need to get that.
You need that other farm.
I also want to get up here as well.
In the meantime, I don't want to stop soldier production, so we're going to destroy somebody's
tent.
I'm going to destroy your temp and then I'm going to enlist you okay?
Understand that it's for the greater good.
It's for the greater good.
is we're going to need more food
honestly we could probably go ahead and research market now
that way we're selling that way we can start stockpiling resources
yeah
Beautiful, that was a beautiful train, dude. Absolutely beautiful train.
Alright.
There we go.
the
one of us may have the soldier
You know, I'll just keep chilling. Alright, so Markets gonna get like right there
And then we'll build one more soldier and then we're gonna need to get food, which
I said we just go ahead and build the market
I think that'll be the next thing I do
hey buddies
that's actually not a bad market at all
I don't work
All right, bring you back and we'll keep pushing.
Okay, so we want 1...2...3.
Yeah, that'll work there.
I don't think I could just say let's go.
That will be easy.
Very nice.
Why?
You look at it.
Are you sure?
I'm there.
Of course.
I'm there.
All right.
So this section's kind of clear.
I understand.
So let's go ahead and start moving out and start trying to grab this land here.
We'll start with that. I'll I can build two energy mills and some pretty decent locations and then let's get
Let's get some more ground there. All right, so that gets me extra food
I'm not sure if we're not like dying here.
There we go.
You lied about the vibe yesterday.
It was only eight hours and 59 minutes.
You are correct.
It was only eight hours and 59 minutes.
To make up for it, I will do nine hours and two minutes to make up for the two lost
it's okay I don't want you to feel cheated and so I will make up for it
Okay, let's go and learn college as you're kind of running in a room here.
Oh, it's going a little bit of energy there.
the
new key plan
to
All right, that's all we really got there, and I'm gonna start probably upgrading.
all right
all right
so we got a lot of land here
and start upgrading colleges
We'll take two
Vets soldiers
Kind of hold that area
And then the all I got to come up north
Actually
Yeah
I'll start clearing up this way
the
one
one
one
that's
Now we're going to need more wood, right?
Now we're going to start needing more wood and we're going to want to wear house.
Come on there.
Do you need me?
Any orders?
Ready, you're waiting.
Let's go.
Let's put you there.
I mean, I'll just start clearing and if we're going to want to go warehouse, we're going to need to get some more.
that's a condoline
there we go
now we just start clearing
I'm sending my soldiers up north here.
We're going to need to start getting some more stone.
Honestly, that seven is our as perfect as is.
And then probably on the warehouse like right here.
Okay, two Rangers can now come over here.
So we don't really need Rangers in this area anymore.
Start moving that out.
Yeah, now we're just going to make tons and tons of wood.
What is going to be my main?
My main limiting factor is wood now.
it's bad all so dangerous right the discussion
building completed
as go ahead
let's build another soldier here
I want to tab 2, if we all want tab 2, in line, man, we all want tab 2.
to
make sure this little spot right here is no like pocket zombie or something
let's go
let's go
there we go
Alright, I mean just keep pushing that area.
Beautiful.
just try to make the main fact
come on there
act yourself for the
just try to make the main fact
any orders
alright
this is mostly walkers in this area so it's not too terrible
we're going to need more energy here so let's see what we're
slamming that down
That was a good spot for it. That was a good spot for it. Now we got energy.
Next hit, I think we'd go ahead and grab a warehouse. I think it's about time.
I think it is about time.
Thank you for the tab stream. They've been super cozy.
Why don't you enjoy it? But played to plomously not included. Yeah.
They didn't quite scratch the edge.
That tab provides you know what I mean?
didn't quite scratch that edge
the
attention
building complete
and
the
one of the one of the way
who was a lot of gold
holy moly
it's a thousand gold there
to that we can go ahead and build a warehouse
right there
That iron. Question is is it gonna be a northeast or southern east?
It's fine now.
Second to southern east.
Oh, yeah, that's polite. Oh, baby.
Love that.
Dude, that train just took out like half the fuck right
All right
to
go
to make some rain
to some soldiers
that
and
the reason I like running all of a way to the right here is that as they lose agro on me the
slowly trickle into the soldier crew here damn MVP train seriously absolute MVP train
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Let's take these four soldiers.
Move them over here.
move them over here. We'll start clearing the north.
Alright.
Yep, that's fun.
Okay.
And now we're building all of our soldiers putting them over here.
I have some more gold.
All right, we're going to get them out of gold here.
So kind of limited on wood.
Like wood is not really where I want it to be.
So we're just going to keep trying to build more wood here.
It's going to learn stone work shop, so we can have Tesla, shock or shocking towers for the next raid.
Alright, let's go.
Alright.
Any orders?
Come on there.
Report it for me.
Really, really new way.
Tell me.
Any orders?
Alright.
Oh my god, chat post your ducks give them
Need more duckings
Understood.
Alright.
Oh, where else can I build energy?
Okay.
All right.
And I grab more...
No, I can't grab more wood yet.
Isn't building a mill in the wheat reduce the farm output?
Yes, but it's kinda negligible.
It's better...
Build it like this for more space efficiency than anything else.
one two three four
two
two
two
two
two
to
all the stone
to
the
like to put four four vets on each side
and honestly that's that's usually enough
all right we got a lot of woods a little more
there's more wood up here
All right, now I want to claim this section here, which we will have to deal with
harpies now, so I'll need to keep an eye out for that.
On two, three, four space.
I don't care.
Oh, no way, that will be easy.
Any orders?
Win more.
That's interesting.
Building completed.
Hmm.
the
one
we got here
another saw mail
all right, so we'll put one, two, three, they'll hold this spot right here
and
no
clear
north
all right
yeah a couple Rangers might die here to heartbees but that's fine
Oh, boy.
Oh, god.
Oh God.
All right, well, that's mostly cleared out. That's nice.
I'm going to go ahead and delete this.
I'd rather have this space for housing.
We can start working on more food.
I just saw them out up there.
That's only like six wood.
It's not a whole lot.
Keep making our way up north.
All right, we can go ahead and learn shocking towers now.
Let's finish off of this wall here.
Is everything okay?
Come out there.
Now we want to head towards this area here.
Get some shocking towers down.
Although I'll probably wait to build the shocking towers until I know what side we're going to get
room. There's another 10 right there.
I'm already out of energy, again, bro.
Mo-energy.
It's like a biggest problem.
Energy at all times.
All right.
So we have this nice little stretch of land.
That's not really that great for like housing district so we're just gonna build
Just a whole bunch of oakland mills up in here. This will be like my windmill area
We can grab thousand gold there
It's not too bad
I can pretty much go ahead and clear that because you'll probably be fine, most of the harpies have been angered.
If they have it, well, then try to best.
There we go.
There we go. Nice little windmill area, and then let's push our influence down in this area because I want to secure these spots.
Okay, chase me chase me
I'm gonna need to have that girl.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
All right.
See.
Yeah, Leaf, thanks for the proud.
I'm appreciate that, dude.
I don't really need too much in the way it's stone.
You can kind of utilize this space.
Ah, how much wood is this?
I'll tell you.
All right, so let's try and just quickly take out the tower.
There we go.
And we got another fouls in gold.
Yummy.
and then just set y'all the chase.
And I'll keep pushing out our influence down here and here.
This is pretty much done.
Just barren all the wood that we end up getting.
I'll build my second market like over here.
Aw.
Poor Ranger.
all right so pushing this side would be it is currently a death sentence
so we're not gonna bother trying to push that side right now that's just gonna get
me killed with my current with the amount of soldiers I currently have they're just
gonna get slaughtered dude like absolutely slaughtered our sniper is good in
I like the voice lines and big guns. I mean, snipers are good unit. It's just in campaign soldiers are
They're fucking OP. I'm just gonna go ahead and say they're OP
Yeah, I don't really do that.
There we go, make her way up here.
the
the second market
All right, that's one side pretty much to cure now.
I
could get one more farm here.
I'm gonna get energy there, energy there, that's got to keep getting more wood.
building complete it's the wood dude
what is what's getting me
actually let's get rid of this one
do you want to start passively gaining just a little bit of a
What do you say, Ernie, it's so much, and we're now...
There we go.
We got food and wood in common.
We got a ton of food we need to spend so let's get to upgrade and really I'm
just limited by how much will I can end up pumping out you know so it's like
every hit, I think we're just gonna,
ever hit a gold, spend all of our wood,
and spend all of our...
but
we still got more room for more energy looks like we're going to need more energy here
And we're starting to fill up on wood again.
Alright, so it's been a little bit of that.
Let's push out our influence a little bit.
Now we can grab this wood here.
This wood here.
And we'll spend all of our wood.
I'm not really hurt to overstock by all of you there.
So we should probably be grabbing like every resource you know what I mean?
we should be grabbing every resource
we'll need to secure this spot
so let's go ahead and make some more energy
So I'll be three more there.
Nice, 17 hundred. That is a lot of cash that we're pumping in now.
It's funny like just how
tab works, you know, it's like all about snowballing.
You get gold great now you can make even more gold.
the
I'm going to get there again 11 and 12 which that can go right here as well if you want.
If we want it, might want it.
We haven't utilized all the food on the map yet.
Although we are getting, actually,
now we got quite a few spots that we can put down some humble farms.
Yeah, I think it's some more humble farms there, and then it's gonna be about time.
I mean, we could maybe come stone houses.
It's not about idea.
Stone houses are, it gives me something to spend a stone on, you know?
Not a terrible idea.
Not like I have any uses for sound right now, so I was in shock and towers.
to
the
to explore last market right here
as we get one more market
will be the most effective market but
it's a market
Sometimes that's all you need. Doesn't have to be hyper effective. Just has to exist.
All you need is existence.
All right, I'm plenty of food in there.
and
and
I think I'm not gonna be able to be able to do anything I can.
Okay.
They are approaching from the left.
I think I'm not gonna be able to do anything I can.
I think I'm not gonna be able to do anything I can.
all
no
no
no
All right.
of
some more energy and we get some more right here.
All right.
Bring them all. We'll see what we got here.
All right, looking good, let's go ahead and get here, come down here, come on down here.
Where are you?
All right now it's time to clear it's time to clear out the map.
I don't really need to push all the way up to here is now we're over reason to do that.
So I'm not going to.
There we go.
are the spawn rates on regular maps also seated yes all spawns in
campaign are seated you can have really easy and really difficult
The core maps.
Alright, making that too care right now, it's not too bad.
I'm gonna make some stone houses too.
and
it's a good old humble stone housing
and then wouldle essentially just become income at this point
You don't build banks. I don't have banks unlocked yet. I do want a bank trust that is
That's all in the list
this point we just need food really
food and weed bit of the energy
actually I need more stone for me now because now I want to build soldier barracks
and guess what I need for soldier barracks that's right I need stone
A poor stone income
Let's find them
We're eating their own
Yeah, there's really nothing up there
This stone node right there wouldn't be too bad to have.
Yeah, we're all good there.
I get slapped once or twice.
That honestly shouldn't be the last raid that we're gonna have to realistically deal with
Like I don't think we're gonna have too many more raids
I guess technically I could just buy stone
With all the money that I'm making
You know
one
one in doubt by the resources you need
time to stand our soldiers into the meat grinder as it were
and
I don't know if you push too much higher.
Yeah.
Oh.
Tell me.
Any orders?
Commander?
Come on.
Just tell me what to do.
All the way.
All right.
Any orders?
Gotcha.
Are you sure?
Order sir?
All the way.
What?
You know, Roger, I have water cranks.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Whatever you think, as long as you can.
Go to.
Okay.
I don't know.
Great.
Are you sure?
Okay.
Yeah.
Roger that.
Okay.
I'm sure.
Okay.
I'm going to pass you, don't.
Okay.
Okay.
Great.
Really?
See ya.
No.
Great.
the
medicine
beautiful
man
does seem
I'm sure that's true then why go recording for me at your service recording for me
Yeah, whatever you say as long as you pay me, okay
I'm sure we'll go to the movie
Yeah, whatever you say
As long as you pay me
I'm sure we'll go to the movie
I have a tent in the colony unit.
Report it for me.
Tell me.
All the humans.
I know that board is easy.
Report it for me.
Straight to the right.
Back your sermons.
of
Slow and steady.
Bruh.
Ow.
Okay. Yeah.
Great.
Good.
Okay. Great.
Good.
Good.
Oh God.
By range or no.
And then I'm going to fight.
Now, he's going to have worked very hard.
Now, he's going to have to fight for a minute.
Now, he's going to have to fight for a minute.
Let's go.
Where's the gun?
Down, he's in.
All of them.
Let's go.
Understood.
And then I'm going to have to do this.
Where's the gun?
What the hell?
all right
let's see if we can make some noise here
Come on, we're pouring for the industry.
All right, that will be easily to...
All the orders.
We're pouring for the example, lazy.
All right, let's go.
That will be easy.
We're pouring for the lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy.
Come out there in for the evening, of course.
Come on, there.
Oh boy, let's go. It's quite a few.
Alright, so we're not pulling anymore of these, so.
and move our guns on up.
I was bringing my own in slow and steady when it comes to harpies because you don't want to piss off the entire nest of harpies because then you're just going to get fucking swarmed bro
Just absolutely swarmed.
Alright, we're pouring 30 feet. Let's go.
We're pouring 30 feet.
We're pouring 30 feet.
We're pouring 30 feet.
Come on.
Great ideas.
All right.
Go poke the hornets nest.
That will be easy.
Let's go.
We're recording for duty.
All right.
All in the colony.
Let's go.
Understood.
We're recording.
Perfect.
Of course.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
We're recording.
Let's go.
That recording is important for you.
Let's go.
All right.
Understood.
All the way.
tell him perfect let's go
understood we're in for you
great ideas sir
come on
great ideas sir
come on
all the way
come on
we're pouring for you
understood
we're pouring for you
we're pouring for you
we're pouring for you
all right, let's say we've got more coming in
all right that's about all we're getting right now so it's time to move our soldiers on
Do you need reporting tomorrow?
Come on.
I'm going to report it for you.
Report it under this term.
Order it, sir.
Tell me.
Come on.
All right.
Understood.
Report it for me.
Do you need?
Tell me.
Perfect.
Really?
I'm going to report it for me.
That looks, that looks about right.
All the way.
Come on.
All right.
Let's go poke the hornets nest again.
I
All right
I'm pretty close to being able to just send it dude.
I'm pretty close to just sending it.
Should I just send it?
What do y'all think?
Should I just send it?
it.
Alright, and that should be close enough.
Alright, bring it out in.
Ooh, that's a lot of heartbeats!
Alright, that's not too bad.
I can just stand it now, just sign it on home, I've got enough, y'all got enough units, you can handle, you can handle anything brought to you, our formation, clumping, damage, pump it, I'm yellow, trumpet,
the
offward.
or three hours left, two hours left, one hour left, damn it, I have to go clear this
sword.
Alright, everybody head to the east.
Up, dang it.
I was headed for the rain was done too.
It's a walk of shame.
Honestly, the shocking towers might handle this on their own.
and
this is all this new shields
and
everybody come on in
the
sacrifice the ranger? Yep.
Narrow pass is way harder. Narrow pass is significantly harder.
Lonely forest. Lonely forest is such a nice one. Lonely forest though you kind of want
light.
Like Trilome Forest, you really want to have some sort of light economy.
Like you want to have some economy once, so we'll probably grab the bank and then we'll
of the game on medical center too, 5,000 harpies. I don't know if that's a good idea, right?
Oh
So I get we'll try it
All right
if you're wondering why I'm putting barricades here, it's because Harpy's done the
tech walls that jump over them, so it gives me a little more time.
the
fire we in a box a heartpiece after jump barriers so it slows them down just a little bit
again is that heartpiece give a ton of XP so you level up pretty quickly
and the fact that we're already stable and now we're getting some bets let me get to go
are formation,
pump it, damage,
pump,
on yellow,
trump it,
a poem,
let's watch it.
Honestly, this is a very easy seed that we got.
see it isn't can't hang always saying no both so the way the way seeds work in this game is that it doesn't matter you're going to have to fight 5,000
harbys no matter what but the the rate at which they come out is random you could get
it. Sometimes they move out at this speed here, sometimes they come out twice as fast.
And there's nothing you can really do about it, and it's not even a difficult thing.
get lucky, just get lucky. We had a horrendous early seed, like honestly seems don't
really matter too much, except for like the early hardwaves.
Early hardwaves where you have to potentially send out tactical deaths.
Tactical soldier deaths, let's put there's some poor soldiers, aren't even getting
the fire.
Now, so the way the seed works is that as soon as you create your safe file, it sets the seed,
and it's not like a blanket statement of like, oh, you've got the hard seed, or you've
got the easy scene. In the sense that like each map is different, each one map could be
ridiculously difficult to see, the other one could be casual vacation mode.
It's really just how the game was feeling that day.
Do you modify your save file to change the speed? I don't know.
Not to my knowledge.
But that's not to say it's impossible.
the
I might want to give that one a shot, I'm kind of curious, this is the next last
bell DLC released on February 5th, I did not, excited, I will always down, the modded
campaign makes the hero missions better, nice, I don't know how it does that, but the
The bar is like six feet deep so it's not too hard to improve upon it.
Oh man, how much I care Victor.
He gave me by the long-worn modders, now it's too grand strategy for me.
I'll be honest, when I like the actual mission to mission combat when it comes to X-Comb.
Long war is like, hey, you know that part completely outside of missions.
What if we just made that the entire game?
That's where you lose me.
and
what do I think about the new Malcolm in the middle show coming back
I'll be honest I never actually watched Malcolm in the middle
so then coming back is just I'd go
cool
I can't wait for some more breaking bad names.
Honestly, I'm down to watch any scenes with Brian Kranson, just because he's great.
But I have like known the Salja, so I'm very neutral to it.
the
warhammer 40 cases in the making yes also apparently a god of war in the making as well and I
cautiously optimistic about that
all right chat can I interest you in a
You're omission?
the love here emissions
the heroes get levels
Yes, I will say the plus one attack range does make it a little more tolerable
Like that is such a huge increase
I know there's a harpy on this mission, it's actually multiple harpies on this mission.
I do have to be a little bit careful.
I gotta be just a little bit careful because I don't want to light.
Paul and Die, you know, and have to redo all of this.
Now, the perfect sucks is I'm pretty sure that the, the harpies spawn, so there's,
there's two spots that a harpie can spawn, but you can get an extra harpies spawn.
That's the scary part.
You can get like extra Harvey spawns.
There's a pretty big difference between one heartbeat versus two harpies.
because you don't have the time.
See we got in here.
probably end up just using both grenades on harpies and if we get a single
harpie spawn I think we can kill it pretty easily we give a double harpie spawn
I might just grenade it for safety just because I don't want to
oh god
look at all these zombies
the
rest in peace
right away it's a breeze
killing time
rest in peace
the
mitigate some of this damage that I take. Technically I can do this without like taking any damage. I just get really impatient.
I'm not sure.
A TASTY!
It's a breeze.
For the human!
What?
Rest in peace.
Great.
Bulls, I...
Oh, God.
Why?
All right, see we're getting this first room.
the
of the
of the
of the
You have med kit here so we can top ourselves off if we want.
the
the
the
the
the
the
their slow. I even if they come at you in huge horde, they're so fucking slow that
you can chip their um. You just stand behind a table only slowly have to walk all the
way to you.
the
all square room that I'm currently in. Like it's pretty fucking big.
You can clear out pretty much an entire room with a well-placed grenade.
You know? What is giant bunk beds with the giant skeletons on them?
Well, I don't think those are really giant skeletons, but those are just people.
Those are dead people.
This is one of the hospitals where they were
Treating the infection.
I don't know what it is. What what isn't about like zombie games though.
It just seems to like always seems to work, you know?
It's always satisfying the shoots zombies.
No matter how overdone the gimmick is,
Everybody loves shooting zombies
Alright, that orange clear
I'll take it over here
I'm not gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Keep my bullets.
I'm gonna die.
No survivors!
Understood!
Kill me!
Understood!
Rest in peace, let's go.
Alright.
really finding a person in vacation of death
True
For me, I think it's I played so much left for dead. It was a kid. I think that's what it is for me
I have very fond memories of spending just hours playing left for dead
Left for dead versus
That was always that was that was my that was my stuff there
Let's go. Nice.
More of a human.
All I need. Got it.
Killing time.
Yes? Gotcha.
What the hell?
Sounds good. Sure. Got it.
Rest in peace.
and
this lady loves to get she sure does
you have the attack range really is helping
Take that.
I don't squint for the humans.
Got it.
Agh.
I can do that.
Wait.
Come on.
I love it.
All items.
It's a walk in the barn.
Rest in pieces.
Take that.
Let's go.
and
and we get in here
treasure chest next to the toilet, classic
to where I keep my loop in the shitter
we got a double
All right, great, we should have saved. Nice. I'm on it. I love it. No problem. Got it, Chief. Got it. Piece of cake. Perfect.
Yeah. Great. I'm on it. Sure. Understood. Okay, yes. Understood. Got it. That's easy. Let's go. Gotcha. Nice. Let's go.
Yeah, I might have to grenade this as well because like she doesn't give you enough like even she does not give you enough time
to actually
shoot
sure without delay all right without delay
I feel like it's more great. All right, I got two more grenades and works.
All right.
I think I said to jump over here, and it didn't get in it come this way, but that's fine.
Let's go deal with the other harpy now.
two more grenades
and I put this in perspective, KLS the other like the dude, he can actually kill the
heartbees and stamps ground, the lady not so lucky.
No fear. Yes? All righty. Great. Piece of cake. Bull's eye. Of course.
It might pull it. Oh boy. For the humans. Sure. Great. Killing time. All right.
Take that piece of cake.
Oh, he's okay.
I'm all right.
It's a walking apart.
Rest in pieces.
Yeah?
No survivors.
Of course.
Rest in peace.
Sure, yes.
I'm on it.
Gotcha.
Attack!
a
lot of HP on them to be
a sick
a sick way
Oh
All right now can go through here.
You don't want to go through this door
Just because of the way that the harbys end up spawning
Oh god, there's just so fucking many
and we're gonna head towards
and I head towards the heartbeat room first
a boy
without him.
All right.
Sounds good.
There's a lot of harpies.
There you go.
Yeah.
If you open up through this way,
they immediately run at you,
which is,
it's fucking awful.
And we get two more grenades.
a
beautiful
and I got to interact with this little thing
and also a little thing in here
I mean, Shazza has to take the kill one, actually don't know.
All right, grab the statue for the Empire.
I don't fear her effect.
I just do it.
Affirmative.
Yes?
Without delay.
I don't know what to do.
I look like right away.
Ah, never heard of it, bud.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Let's go, yeah, sure, no survivors.
There we go, power defensive.
I don't believe that the devs are working on a tab too, but at the same time I want to have blind optimism that they are, because truthfully they are trillions would go hard.
for the empire, you know.
The company disbanded now, apparently not, apparently they're working on a switch to port for they are billions.
which I mean this in no shade at all but I have no fucking idea how you plan to
play an RTS on the switch I the worst part about the switch is the fact that
when it launched, but it's already outdated.
I don't know what Nintendo is working on when they work on these consoles,
but they launched it and it was already outdated.
Like on launch, it was outdated tech.
I don't know what they're doing.
I truly believe that Pokemon makes them so much money, they haven't cared to innovate.
They have two cash cows, first it was the 3DS and Pokemon, and now that just kind
like they just ride that.
Anyway, this way chat once I get one more damage upgrade, these runners should become two shots at a three shot.
That's a whole less one less shot.
the
the switch to controller will have mouse functions of RTS can work
ah
oh my god
dude I can't fucking wait to try and emulate mouse with a switch controller
That just hogs my wags, dude.
are they renaming it to their hundreds
yes
they are a handful
Yeah, no fear.
Oh, fine.
I can do that. Yes, right away.
Two left and that will be fine. Sure. Sounds good.
Alright, so we got him here.
We'll head and treasure chest right here.
We got two more grenades.
It's a little six grenades.
saving my if you wonder what I'm saving for my grenades for there's a section later on that's just like
a gigantic room full of zooms
zooms and I think a couple fatties as well
see we got in here we have a couple of wine creaks
make sure we mouse over each of these bottle obviously that bottle is okay the one that's standing up don't want it this one
playing down that's the bottle we need as a special bottle
Oh, this is funny.
I think that's a good idea.
I can get that.
Attack!
It's a breeze.
I think two weapons double the fun.
Trust it, he's in.
Thanks, I said.
Okay.
I'll heal up after this.
I think that's a good idea.
I can take like an additional hit or two.
Imagine dying now.
I think I wanted my playthroughs. I did do this and I ended up doing the heartbeat room last.
I fucked up my animation cancel and then died.
I wanted to cry.
No fear!
Let's go!
No fear!
Let's go!
No survivors!
Understood!
Kill me!
Sure!
Face my leg!
All right!
Attack!
All the enemies are in the brain!
I don't know.
Why are there so many?
I should just walk up in Throne grenade there, but it's too late now that you staggered.
Oh, I know survivors gotcha got it yeah, great I can do that
I'm under my affirmative two weapons double the five gotcha back alrighty take back
All right, we got five grenades to clear out this last section.
I'm on it.
Break.
Roger that.
Ok, don't get all right.
All right.
No survivors.
Come on.
Ok, don't get it.
Attack.
It's a breeze.
Yes.
I'll see you've gotten here.
Got it.
Great value. No doubt. Perfect.
Alrighty.
Alrighty. Got it. Alright.
Sure thing. It's a breeze.
Okey doskey.
Attack!
Yes.
Got it, Chief.
Alright, right.
The other two grenades.
Or yeah, we had two grenades left now.
We could have run in a little more, but it's fine.
Alright, I'll grab the rest of this stuff.
the worst part is that the locations are semi randomized like each of these little interactibles
could be the one you need to interact with. It's not the same every time.
All right, that's everything.
All right, five, six, six, six, six,
and a two, six, and the objective we're out of here.
Sounds good.
Not too bad.
Just get in here.
They're finished, Dr. Pass Zero,
I like it.
I, so I played a little bit more of Dr. Pass Zero
after the sponsored stream.
I mean, it's not bad, but it definitely starts to feel very much like, wow, this is...
The sure is octopath, you know what I mean?
Like, they created a formula, and by God, they're sticking to that recipe.
It's the... it's there.
I appreciate it, but combat got pretty fucking boring, almost beyond it.
Alright.
So let's see here.
We're going to want to grab armor, then we'll go damage, and then another view range.
and
still say octopaz zero percent
that's more like octopathlete
for the seven percent
and a home to call it
so this is the next deal here
that really need black market
for what I'm about to do, so we're gonna do the lonely forest, lonely forest is not
need black market at all, trying to think of what we actually want to take here instead.
Probably insulating materials, just because that makes power much simpler.
I love how much of a waste the armored attack station.
There we go.
Uh, it's a tungsten saw tungsten tools, titanium biochemistry.
Where's the other damage up for soldiers?
Advanced feeditions.
Oh, dude, it's all the way up there.
that's that's I can't really rush that one
I'm probably gonna watch there to have concrete
so we're good there
the
first you like what big ones I want
like a lot of the really good ones are at the end now
solar energies like one of the biggest ones you can get
Actually, advanced Tesla transfer is not terrible.
Not Tesla sucks, really? You think so?
There's like once you get both, once you get both of them, you get some pretty good value out of Tesla's.
Better windmills.
Oh, shit, right where are better, but with Mills.
That's all the way down here.
I need a proigo efficient turbines.
That's just a lot less energy needed to be built.
And we'll take insulin materials.
I'm still going to go with this advanced Tesla transfer.
I like it.
Advanced ones are not worth it.
Oh, no.
Dude, steel turbines have always been notoriously shit.
It's like 6x the cost for 20% more energy. It's
It's fucking horrible. Still turbines is like the flights. You have so many materials.
But it says it's much more efficient. Yes, space-wise, maybe.
Maybe, but even they're not really.
Alright, so.
Yeah, go to Great.
Welcome everybody.
You again
Great right here. No, I'm just kidding
And you can't even
Roger that. Yes, yeah, there we go
Welcome everybody to the very first farmville map
I'm gonna drink a correct situation.
Gamba,
chatterfight lose this map.
All right, you know what go ahead, Gamba. Go ahead and Gumbuni.
All right, tell you it's gonna take America to lose this map.
up.
It's gonna take a fucking miracle to lose this map.
that before, but not quite like this.
So the name of the game here is just, we want as much money as possible.
As much cash as we can possibly get while also making sure we're making the most
down as we can. Those are our two main criteria. So let's go ahead and get
It wouldn't work shut down.
Now we can learn how to build a farm.
Yes.
Because there are no raids until day 32.
And you test, whatever you say, as long as you pay me, you again.
Go! It's better be good. Right between the eyes.
Pick up me.
Hmm, I got you.
What?
Gotcha.
I'm Utah.
Yes, Gotcha.
You and I are white.
Chase my arrows.
I got a double kill, now you might ask why I do that, simple.
I don't need those Rangers and that's four extra dollars.
home
as the four extra dollars really worth it
I do it anyway? Yes.
I like the, I like the, I like the believer to doubt a ratio right now, chat, everybody.
Look at the, look at the gamble current we're going on.
Look at that payout.
Look at that payout, chat.
That could be you.
could be you with the juicy payout. Consider it. Consider gambling everything and winning.
how many gift subs for you to throw
good questions
what's my price
more than one
much. It's more than one.
I just got 264's.
I'm just building energy right here.
Can the train run over a giant?
Yes, but it does not kill them.
kill them, which feels like sacralage. Does it deal damage? Yes, in the sense that you
We were hitting a giant with a fly swatter.
We need to start really pumping up our gold now.
Run day three.
Just need.
and
Just needs a manager, where are they?
Attention, building completed.
Attention, building completed.
the
are there slow shambler from the edge of the map?
nope.
there's nothing.
there is nothing in this location.
absolutely nothing.
we'll build our
market right there.
I don't know when the market actually becomes like
ideal. Like, when do I tech market?
I've never been good at that. Like, when do I tech the market?
I think you're building completed.
More food, now we're gonna need more energy.
I need more energy.
I'm going to go ahead and take the market.
That way I can start harvesting resources and it's not care about overcapping.
They're all watching. Building completed.
Oh, our food.
So chances will see more seven days to die in the future.
Of course we'll play it again in the future. I don't know when, but for sure we will play it again.
If we more gold.
Now we'll start grab with the stone, now we can start building warehouses.
and I think it's time for some more energy
the yoke
All right, next hit, probably building additional energy, or start working on gather.
actually let's start working on gathering this stone.
Now we were camping in Salin.
I can go three and four or I can just grab six.
I'll just grab six.
I'm not that hungry for it.
Okay, wood is needed now.
Yeah, it's pretty good spot for it.
Now that I start selling excess materials, now I want to start just grabbing a very
resource.
It's a probably tech cottage as well.
I think cottages are just a straight buff
once you have insulated materials.
So we can go ahead and tech that.
Time to still better at first.
Really?
I just wouldn't want to be a slum ward.
I
Next up's energy
We go need more that
Can I get the bank?
I did research bank.
Yeah.
The research's the bank.
probably be a hot minute before I get bang
only until we're taking right away
and
a
house makes a risk in our wood
and
once this energy is in
and the
food kebab and
start grabbing the iron as well
way to do this higher and as well. Any good rest of the wood as well, so many things to grab.
So many resources. There's zombies on this map. Nope. This one is zombie-free.
But the train has arrived in the station.
860
I'm building a warehouse right here
here. Yeah, let's be a perfect spot for a warehouse.
I
All right
Haha.
Now let's go ahead and get.
Well he'll give you the every thing run and start making our way on through.
That's interesting.
Building completed.
I'm going to put it there.
More wood.
That's interesting.
all right, we want to get to about a thousand dollars now
spend all my wood
I think it's a technology research finished.
So, it'll be there.
40 wood thousand gold
Oh, say
one two
It's fine right there, little humble tent.
the most humble of tents.
Bank will go right there.
And now let's get more energy.
I
probably built some more energy here.
This will be enough for a while.
attention building completed
the bank
let's do it
to
now spend pretty much all of our money just operating
to the company of food plenty of
energy
to the point where I'm just getting cash with the population goal.
Population goal is 1600 but we're going to have a little bit higher than that.
right
right
but we got enough iron
probably start you to look like grab an iron
just so far away
next thing we built is the bank
bank is going to need wood and a thousand gold
Now I'll want to start working on maybe getting some defenses, work done, maybe, I'm
when I actually start building defenses.
Because most, like honestly, I just want to put a shocking tower around the entire map.
Oh, it's gonna be a fucked ton of stone though.
That's the hard bar.
It's just how much stone that's gonna cost me.
I'm going to have to do the same thing.
All right, so we're building 1300 now.
So we got it decent amount.
I don't know if I're going to really have enough stone to do stone walls as well.
I will be not,
a
Scream, some more of food.
the
right
the
I don't want to go on that, yeah, I'll build a warehouse next to the other stand because I don't want to, I'll give as much stone as possible here.
I guess it doesn't really matter because like worst case scenario I can just buy
down. I don't know why I didn't think about that. I can just fucking buy the
stand if I need it. May as I'll just e-con as hard as possible and just
Stone afterwards.
I think building completed.
Building completed.
All our food.
That's not gonna finish in time, or are they?
No, not.
Yeah, I did finish.
Well, but all right, so it's a more energy
This pop is gonna need some energy
More money
more studio
I have the energy
Well, like, why can't I build?
Papa needs more energy.
and
Oh, right there.
Nine there.
Nine there.
Oh, God, it's a fur.
That's far right there.
I'm just at walls and start building I think start building the stone wall across the map
I'm just gonna buy stone anyway
bad idea well you think it's a bad idea curious
I don't have to build stone wall everywhere.
I don't have to build stone wall everywhere.
I might be over estimating what the first time it's happened.
of
the first time of
overproduced
Just a single layer though. Nothing too crazy.
I know I'm not going to be able to trickle wall that shit at that ain't happening.
The train has arrived at the stations.
What do we have now?
1800, that's not your good. Also almost got the entire out of perimeter. I'll test
Let's load up.
Alright, final sawmel is in.
Let's get the last few test of coils as well.
to
be sure to have plenty of time
build everything that we made hardest parts really just getting all the fucking energy down
that I need for that many plasma
plasma coils
that takes a minute cell the steel so the iron automatically sells
I don't have to worry about that.
Almost all my bank.
Almost all my bank cottages are set up.
to
skips spanned in that food
the train has arrived at the station
two thousand four hundred
whiff
that's some meaty cash
I'm realizing, there we go.
If we're going to be buying stone, I should build three markets so they're cheaper.
Even if I don't get like full market value, it doesn't really matter who matters is that the buy and sell will get better.
and
very up and build faster than
ten dollars cheaper
neat
I love that.
No gate on the rails. I'll build a gate.
I think it's like gates are really awkward right here because you can't really build.
All right, so yeah, it's $10 cheaper per market, so it's, I'm saving 20 now, everybody.
It's not too bad.
to
That easy.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
I don't know what you're gonna do.
I'm going to go old, I'm poor.
It's time to focus on those defenses and then...
He should begin.
Washington Mark.
so
So dudes and towers and zap everything.
Ah, so you don't even need dudes and towers or this mountain. You can just zap everything.
All right.
First shocking tower is down.
Now just a thousand more of those to get.
I'm like I said the hardest part here is going to be the energy.
His god he needs so fucking much.
I'm going to kill him.
Ah.
Keep on building.
of
it's honestly there's no runners in this map are there's no like
shoobies in this map I think so you can get a way with just
just shocking towers
can
of
I put a couple of soldiers right here
Oh put soldiers in the entrances, just because I don't like trying to use gates.
Because like, that's the closest gate I can make.
I can't really gate this portion at all.
It's like cool man. Nice uh, nice gate.
you make it horizontal too
brother
i'm telling you
there's
there's nothing
not a turn yeah i know back here you can but what the fuck's the point
better just to build flash walls now the other way
well like that
they're still vulnerable though
as the problem
I ain't that guess I'm just gonna use flash walls I'm not gonna fuck with it
I'm just gonna build flash walls bro
the
have cleared one fourth of the map.
It's fine.
I'm going to get this.
We should be fine.
It should be fine, man.
I'm going to need this one, or do you know?
The train has arrived at the station.
They'll be completed.
and
all of us there
a couple of flash walls do you get
just a different kind of age group
each one off the tower so they don't take up each sadly now
if you can just turn shocking towers on and off that'd be so f*** what's that?
There they go. It looks like I'm beating hit.
It's all uh...
It's all just turn the shocking tower on.
and
Yeah, after that we'll start putting them over here.
Alright, we got six days.
It's not looking pretty.
and
this one's such an awkward location
almost done there
All most done though, gonna need more energy, who to guess?
Who would have guessed?
and
I can't wait.
Bye.
Windmill.
to
RACE!
Four more days.
I mean, we're basically finished, that's really not a big deal.
Yeah, this is our, pretty much our last shocking tower right here, and then we're
get to go. Takes a little bit to build up that much. We got there all the same.
There we go.
I callers just perfectly not enough space to build a soldier center. It's great.
I'm a soldier center. It's gonna build.
we have what five I can probably push seven there's now
so that's what six and seven don't say it
I hate that roof shrug. You can put six on one side and seven on the other. Oh god, I'm gonna have to delete that e-mote now.
oh no
fuck man
and
an alternate delete that he
was
slern stone houses important
a little more fun.
the
building completed, did we get a population goal, did we got a population goal?
Honestly, this should fairly easily hold. If this doesn't hold, then
shit, what am I doing with my life?
one of my doing
and
one of the one 10
sitting there on the
the
the
did you know it's even better later on you get another farmville map that's even bigger
it's like 60 days of playing farmville it's great
the
two
two more all year right there is two more
to
the
the baby one
is the day six is the 60 days one where you had no walls and only wasps yeah I just used
use walls to clear that I just layered the entire outside of the perimeter of the map
with just only walls and just angry walled it down because I just had so much e-cons,
It's like I did.
and
well done everybody well done that was it yep that was it I
I guess I had complete overkill.
Now it's time to do the Oasis, which...
uh...
which one is this?
I forget which one the O-assus is.
It's not another farm bell.
All right, it's grab black market.
and then we'll get to corpse recycling
do I take another stab chat don't take it out of the stab at the narrow pass
I think we've tacked up enough to where I could probably do
narrow pass
I feel like we've tagged enough, even though this map is a shit show.
Really, this all just comes down to not overpulling.
Just don't ogre pull.
I don't know if he's going to leave him here.
All right.
Just don't ogre Paul.
So the main reason why?
main reason why this map is so horrendous and mighty aggro is so bad because this lower area
is so clumped together when you get the walkers that push forward towards your base they push
all the runners up, too.
a
pretty much just waiting for soldiers
more or less
and
that
so you're gonna start getting north and trying clear that out
It's better if you go.
It's better if you go.
It's faster than my boat.
I'm not gonna finish it.
This is just a bit hard.
The place is a little hard to take.
It's hard.
It's not easy to take.
It's hard to take.
It's hard to take.
I'm gonna finish it.
It's hard to take.
It's hard to take.
It's hard to take.
It's hard to take.
You're fine.
I don't know if you could, but rather that's what my boat is ready.
I hope you're not wasting my time.
I'm only putting out a unit somewhere at the end.
You are there?
No, you won't.
Too many.
Right.
Please.
Yeah.
That's true then my boat.
That's true then my boat.
Okay.
I don't know if you can stay to the lines.
all right
I'm especially not a veteran yet
to get arch clump of walkers
Beautiful.
And it's time to start getting...
This north section is like the hardest part to clear.
If you can get out of your base, the map becomes significantly easier.
The hardest part is just giving out of your base.
because they're so many.
Yes, veterans everywhere.
All right, so we're gonna push all of our soldiers right here, now we're just gonna
begin the clearing as best as we can.
Okay, Roger that.
Roger that.
Right.
Yeah.
Don't ever say that as long as I need it.
What's up?
Any minute to the ground?
One.
Yes.
Come on, man.
You and I.
It's better if you get it.
Oh, no.
Take it.
and
all
and
Thanks.
Oh!
More orders to sleep.
Are you ready to go?
Okay.
Let's do it.
Straight to the park.
Let's change to the air.
Don't you cry.
I'm sure.
Oh.
More orders to sleep.
Oh.
Great.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Okay.
I'm going to go.
Okay.
More orders.
I'm going to go.
and
to
to get another runner
let's find
you're still clearing
there's a bell in
uh... it's going to learn farm tax so we can get more food
and
That is a lot of runners.
Now, can I deal with that, you know, yeah, ask yourself, how, how do you deal with this?
I think it's a lot of runners on this side, it's mostly walkers, so we can actually
I don't like that guy up a bit.
It's this side, I need some help here.
Oh fuck, maybe that's that's game.
the
Okay.
Let's go.
They use them over here, help clear this out.
You should that one.
back move you back to here
Okay, you got two runners, some of you up to here.
Okay.
Okay.
recovery
such as it is
and
the you keep playing
all right, bring them all down
and
the
you need to help now
and
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
It's quite an learn-connid just because I really don't have a lot of room.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Water?
Yeah.
Got him.
I'm sure.
Oh.
Everything okay.
Water for him.
You.
Yeah.
Yes.
Got him.
Great.
Alright, that should be enough.
Now we need to clear the right side.
You're fine.
and
a
I'm actually starting to stabilize a little bit.
Right, yeah, it's battle all the time.
It's all the time.
It's all the time.
It's all the time.
Yeah, okay.
Let's do it.
Now we're going to need more food.
I'm not going to pay him for the strike.
Great.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
See ya.
No.
Yes.
Go ahead.
You can strike.
You need me out.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
You need me out.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm sure.
Roger that.
Whatever you say.
As long as you can.
Roger that.
Go ahead.
Okay, bring him on over.
Oh, yeah, it's been there with that because we're going to need more workers.
It's redeemable, but I'd still leave him with me.
And do you believe me?
You, Yes?
Any orders?
Yeah?
Difficult, silveren, 9, does long and shepen all the way in.
I'm not sure that's why.
Yeah.
But I don't know if you should just stop with me.
I'm not gonna stop.
I gotta get stuck.
Is everything okay?
Get on in here
That's good.
Ready, here we go.
Come back there.
Oh, the human.
Let's go.
Come on.
Back your stairs.
Yeah.
Come on.
Back your stairs.
Yeah.
I'm talking about this.
I'm just a little bit scared.
I'm just a little scared.
And.
this is just a bunch of walkers
all right
i'm gonna need to get more food
somehow
still trying to get out of my base by the way
There we go.
There we go.
the
only shit do I actually get the push
oh my god
I get to leave my base, Hallelujah.
It's a fucking miracle.
I'll get the North.
It's like that's going to be left sideboard.
All right.
Holy crap, moving.
I'm actually moving out of my voice.
to
All right, let's see how this first word goes
We need to get some energy down
Well, that's gonna get energy. I guess right there
Holy
What a hoard
Dude, I can't even get a ride, can't even kite that. Oh my god.
What is this shit?
What is this literally wall?
Okay, it's fine.
I'm gonna have to take pretty much every unit.
to
a shocking tower new
tried not doing shocking to our strategies instead i decided to get out of my base
that's clearly a mistake
to learn the market
sure that'll be relevant. I'm trying to think about how...
like truthfully how we...
because I need to be able to like slow them down.
and
and
as they're still pouring in
I did it. I mean, sucks that it was like basically impossible to get behind them, so I could at least split the rate a little bit.
Now that we can have the advantage.
Yeah, now that's...
Oh, man.
Forgot AOE again.
The thing is that it's pick one.
Clear the outside of your base so that you don't die or deal with the raid.
The trick is that the one you don't deal with kills you
Honestly, I truthfully I think the only way to actually deal with this
Like early on is to have like that pre-fabricated parts or reinforced projectiles
I mean I could maybe go reinforce
Jack dials
or
spikes also helps I'll be on a spikes
spikes are pretty good spikes are pretty good
the
thing is I think I have the tech to get the spades
now I don't
know how the tech to get there
I just go reinforce projectiles and maybe
Can I use weapons?
Didn't I do narrow pass was fights? I did do narrow pass was fights.
I don't know how to do it.
the
All right.
Let's hit it again.
This time with reinforced projectiles.
and the goal of reinforced projectiles
is that now there are three hit and runners become a four hit
Alright, move you up, move you up, you're going.
Alright, alright, move you up, move you up, you're going.
Alright.
And we want to just like aggressively push so that we can get space.
So outside is going to be the hardest to clear, so that's where I'm going to be putting
the majority of my focus.
Check out.
All right back up keep going you keep clearing
And we're just gonna spam Rangers
Because like that extra hit is so huge
There we go.
So now we have a veteran over there.
We need to go ahead and put vessel here.
And we just want to clear as quickly as possible.
and the fact that we have a vet on day one is actually pretty good
Okay, so that was built by Agro there. The only downside is that the, the reinforce
Projectiles isn't really held once they become a veteran.
Yeah.
All right, you now keep clearing.
Let's make sure all of our Rangers are on highest priority, and now I want to try and get you to veteran status.
Just so that way we can start clearing a little bit faster.
are killing a lot faster
straight to the heart. It's just nice.
Alright.
Let's start making rangers and start pushing them out.
We need lots of range so that we can actually clear.
This actually one of the good things about reinforced projectiles though is that I think
that veterans and non-vets working together is now beneficial whereas before it would
be like veterans, three shot and the non-vets to shot, which makes it a little bit awkward.
I need more workers, how am I getting more workers like that?
This is better be good. You are going to pay for the site.
Set my arrows.
No one.
Is that all?
It's all right.
All right.
This south section is just brutal.
the
a little hunter-cow to dry here.
a reinforced projectiles might be enough to get me to where I need to go.
All right, next up is gonna be a farm.
You're fine.
You need to back up a little bit.
Okay, first farm.
farm
let's get it
let's do risky
let's learn
stone workshop
Yeah, it's better be good.
What's up?
Any effective around?
You're looking right here to clean any out.
Why do you want to go?
I'm faster than my goal.
Can you check?
That's good.
Okay, let's back you up.
the
of
the
And I have no foot, then Spice, brother.
You're fine.
Keep pushing.
version.
All right, where am I building the stone workshop?
Right there.
You better be good, what's up? Any impression around?
Yeah, there's so many.
Okay, great.
Go to the ground.
Right, go to the ground.
Okay, great.
Say hi, I don't know.
Okay.
Okay.
Now let's move all of them over here.
Let's have for five of them.
Joel will stay right there.
Now let's push this other southern section and let's learn shocking towers for the
bridge.
Yeah, okay.
Great idea.
I know.
I'm just getting great.
Yeah.
Oh, you're not all in this sort of real one.
Yeah.
That's definitely got a soul-chant, I mean.
Trust me.
Wait, wait.
Back you up.
Yeah.
You're back.
Yeah.
Alright, now it's reinforced this side over here.
and
I need more workers
work work
work
and
now we just clear the north side
and we should be doing all right
and
a
a
a
Oh no, no!
Yeah, we're in.
Straight to the heart.
Great.
We got you.
Okay, yeah, yeah, great.
We're in, you see?
Okay.
We're gonna cost you the whole ticket.
We're in, you see?
We got you.
You see?
Yeah.
uh, I'm also going to need food I'm like the best we're going to get for right now
more days
alright, this should be the last bit
That's why I used to play out.
I'll see if I can see you.
Okay.
Let's do that.
and
north is going to get very soon
now let's go ahead and get
and
All right.
All right, next we're going to need to make sure that we have enough energy and
workers to be able to supply what we're going to be doing.
workers down. That creates like a wall. I don't really want to do that. Okay, how many
workers each with these two? How many has it got take? It's going to take four
workers and 40 energy. So we need to build other energy unit. I'm getting somewhere.
and
All right, we're ready for the first raid.
Ish.
Ready ish for the first raid.
the
of
the
of the
Oh
the
of
the
my wood. Alright so the reason I like to build two shocking towers is because one
is gonna pull so much fucking aggro. That I'm basically guaranteed to piss off the other side.
and
one
now given me everything on the right side is purely just from begger would not even the
Alright, that's just, that's just the aggro.
Okay.
So now, we start building soldiers.
so that we can start pushing directions.
Oh my god, look how much shake!
Oh I got dilly got much of this map it's cleared out babe it's fucking ridiculous
All right. Yeah, let's just do that where we can.
I now really hate your fellow Rangers.
and
this range is still actually the be here
because it's literally a shocking
tower holding that spot
the
So we're going to move all of our soldiers over here.
And then we'll bring these Rangers up here.
And now this section we can push down and start trying to clear.
This is as far as I'm going, I don't want to go any further than this, I just want to
clear a little bit, so when I build walls, I'm not immediately screwed over.
Yes!
Why?
Are you sure?
Okay.
I'm going to talk to you, Donald.
I'm going for you.
Come on, baby.
Yes.
You are going to paint for the site.
and
all right, how do I build
in this area
Okay, I'm going to cross the door.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Yes.
Got it.
Okay.
I'm sure.
Okay.
Warner?
Okay.
Got it.
Great.
Yeah.
I'm sure.
Great.
Great.
All right.
that's definitely a little mini-rage
the
scrap more food
scrap energy
Yeah, reinforced projectiles is such a game changer.
Makes Rangers actually usable.
This doesn't matter.
and
build another energy over here
and then we'll need more workers
a damn. How many of them are there?
All right, now we got some markers, spilled some our soldiers.
I have the soldiers clear down south.
all
I'm not putting it right there.
the
as well
I don't know it's covered
no kill like overkill
Order, sir.
I am coming to right through.
I'm going to let that shocking tower go off.
This everything will turn out that fences are being attacked.
the
one
All the way on your orders.
What's going on?
Huh?
What aren't that just convenient?
to
bring out back to all the aggro too much ship was for the usual
and
only run to that's there
This will probably break a little bit, but that's fine, I feel like.
Oh shit, it actually holds.
Oh, did you look at that?
I'm going to grab this.
now I'll head down so I want to grab this section of the map
put that there
one two three or two three four space
and then we're going to need energy
I'm going to come with you guys.
My god looking all those zombies in their dead
Oh, we got it. That's all we got
All the way, building the actors' circus.
That will be a scene where I can serve understearn it.
All the way, let's go.
All the actors in this one, all right.
Now soldiers are in trouble.
All right.
Now that we have...
We have all that down
Now we're now with the shell in, now we can have this push all the way down
himself.
It shouldn't matter how much aggro they pull on this side now because the side has a shocking
tower, the size of shocking tyres, that's shocking tower.
We're good to go.
There we go.
How many have 31 wood?
That is depressing.
up to 30 on 800%
pocalypse
c. only difficult to play it's only difficult to play tab on to be honest here
is on anything else.
and
do you have a market
now we don't probably should
but
thing is a really no place to build a real market
Yep, they are.
That they is.
I'm not going to do that.
Let's go.
I'm your captain.
Just tell me what to do.
Is that bigger wall?
That makes a wall.
That's it.
the
commander
the
the
all right
perfect
of course
the
the
the
the
the
the
the other
the other side
the
the
the
Sigh, see you!
You are going to end the battle for the battle for the battle!
Great!
Alright, scrap, smurfish, smurfish, smurfish, smurfish.
It's kind of funny how like this map, the hardest part, is literally the very beginning.
And then like once you manage to get out of your base, you're chilling.
you're chilling once you get out just out of your base
you got draft uh... you're on for an instinct oh shit nice
your coach got picked
hell yeah
He's for them.
He's guy from a the website. He helps run TFT Academy.
He's the math guy.
Perfect dude, best coach I could have gotten
Best possible coach
Hell yeah, I didn't
Best possible coach
That's it, building complete it, that's it, building complete it, building complete it.
Train is the right to the stage, building complete it.
I don't expect it with all of these movements.
and
What practice for TFT?
Of course I'm going to practice
They've got a question is that?
The real question is well, I retain any of my practice come to the pivotal moment. That's the big question
I didn't even learn the market, I didn't even learn the market.
Let's go.
Where's everything okay?
I was a beefy fuckin' raid.
I don't know.
and
and
I'm just gonna be in it.
I just realized how much I fucked up right there, but I'm sure it'll be okay.
It's okay because they're gonna hit on this side.
the
and
I'm gonna go clear that side first because I'll be faster.
Let's go.
Oh no, no.
You clear up this way.
All right.
of
All right, I think you're serious.
and
can
I think you're right, I think I do need more tents, more tent, tent, city,
Okay.
I guess I should have you all head over here.
I'm sure there's a lot of gold.
the
I can't believe I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Beautiful.
Not sure how much more we're gonna even need here.
Bonna fall still in upgrades, heard.
The order is alright.
Just guide me to the infirmity.
Commander?
That's ancient.
That bitch's secret.
That's ancient, perfect building completed.
There'll have to be enough.
Hey, oh, uh...
That shit.
of
Mayors will have them, you know?
where's the uh... peochem where's the announcing
where's the announcing like the drafts i know i got drafted by for a
but is it like a club with me getting drafted so that way i can like
see it
react to it
it's so clip it
I want to see it.
Click that I want to see it.
the
two-up
as they stay happy with the result and don't watch it
You're boring.
Okay.
Oh, my lord.
I'm happy how this map ended up going. We took every little inch of land.
Actually, no, not quite.
Now I've taken every inch of land.
There's wood walls in the bottom left, upgrade.
I say you took all the land. I see a wall not at the border. I'm just saying that you got me there.
you got me there.
Not we have a clip.
and
Glorious tents, tents everywhere.
Yeah, yeah.
Ah, I'm so close to Corpse Recycling.
I'm sure I thought I can close to it.
I've wanted that paleo you have funked.
Other pun on isn't there like a increased
range on soldiers
I might be high
Is that that
the
the
old long range rifle of the
okay
was grab that
beautiful strike the beginning
all right let's see this let's see this clip
to
all see this clip
Okay, all right, go to get baro.
Baro for three.
Let's go.
Oh snap.
There we go.
All right.
I'm more afraid.
I'm more afraid.
It says I'm going to have sporcing it.
So who's my team?
Oh, I didn't have those.
All right, go to get baro.
Fire for three. Let's go!
Oh!
Oh!
Throwdowns.
So we got...
Jaden...
Selfie...
and me.
Perfect.
You think you would notice he was picked last?
the
hell yeah
pick last I'll take it
on the freebie that you get at the end
and
that'll have
got a love it did
got a love it
to
a lesson
that just means a moment of living team
to the
all right so let's do the
asses because the asses
to my knowledge of asses is free
of
all my got it's another
of its 60 days of each on
it's farmville 2.0
you know how to know that I wouldn't have paid
fucking long range rifle
I'm sure, really let me see you.
No.
I'm being run over.
Yeah.
Okay.
Great.
Gamba.
Roger that.
All right, chat.
Let's get a Gamba going.
Will I lose Farmville Map 2?
Which is distinctly different from Farmville Map 1.
Okay.
We'll have an additional what 16 days to build economy.
Yes, whatever you say, as long as you paint, I'm sure.
Okay, great. Okay, yes. Roger that. Yes.
It's not at all.
All right, goal is to e-Con even harder than I did last time.
Because when did I start building defenses on the first one?
and
the
Great!
Great idea!
All right!
Okay, Roger that.
I hope you're not wasting my time.
Roger? Yeah.
Great. You hold that, but...
Yes.
Roger that.
It's better be good.
What?
Faster than my foe.
You are going to pay me for this, right?
What?
I hear her out.
And you, Jack.
Oh!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As long as you pay me, you're worth it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Great.
Yeah.
Well, if you throw on purpose, I could get a big 10X return on my crown investment.
Yeah.
Sure, you could.
Do I want to give that to you though? That's the question.
Do I want to allow you to have that?
Yeah.
I asked the question, that's the question, do I want to allow you to have it?
How does this map work?
Well, I go 48 days with no raid.
And then we get a mega rate.
Great, yes, I'm sure is that all so boring. Roger that. It's that all so boring.
Got it, yes. Roger that. Okay. Yeah. Roger that.
So rather large map.
Yes. Got it, yes. Great.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, I'm sure. Great.
Got you, great.
I'm just kidding.
It's better be good.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, this map takes so long just to scout it all out dude.
I'm sure.
That's a gigantic map.
Yeah, got it.
Yeah, got it.
I'm sure.
Great.
Yes.
I'm sure.
Okay.
But it's gonna cost you double.
Got it.
I'm sure.
Great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You are going to paint for this right?
Great.
Roger that.
Okay.
It's going to cost a lot of time.
Last time.
Thanks.
That's true then my bow.
All right.
Building completed.
Oh
Beautiful proud of you. You're doing a great job
Appreciate you. Very fully
and
that's time for more food more energy
to
ball
I'm also going to need more food
yeah that is not enough wood for me
Why did I do that? A little simple. Rangers are a $4 upkeep. You can't expect
me to actually pay them. Are you fucking kidding me? How am I gonna afford that, dude?
There are so expensive.
The corporation won't like that.
Although they've patched them up, have one zombie, after 12, I'd be perfect, I love it.
But finally, some excitement in my life.
to
all right
and
the one that we need some more food
to us by goal here is really just a
one as hard as I possibly can
the list is trying snowball
ridiculously hard
and then whatever resources I miss
and the end of it is the
the
The Tesla towers are the ones that get me the most right now
because they're awkward
You need my food.
I'm hungry.
It's time to build the great tent city.
Building completed. Attention. Building completed.
Attention. Building completed.
or slum in it or slum in it hard
art by words I will slum
and
now we'll not stop until every inch is covered
seven hundred dollars
looking good
while I'm stilling those farms wind because I need to harvest the wind, harvest it all.
excuse me Mr. Straymer could but could you upgrade my tent?
no I didn't ask you
to
now and so we have enough
just keep slumming a bit
is like a nice map for warehouses, yeah warehouses are coming
markets and warehouses
I'm trying as a right that the station.
Hmm, nine hundred and eighty-four dollars.
Now we're cooking.
the
I'll hold a lot of food from the, when the market and the warehouse.
the
from just the warehouse and we're definitely gonna need to build some energy.
the
106 10 down around
It's getting more power rolling
And we'll start getting more quarries down as well
You need to defend that wave to win? Yes.
You need to defend the wave.
is
that you might think man that way of must be pretty intense
to give in all this time to prepare for it
to wait and see to this towel. Now crazy it is.
You're going to be like, oh my god.
There's so many.
I'm going to start building the
Seek here, I'm putting
Okay
I like that there's oil on this map
As if for some reason you have oil, nobody has oil, this early, taking oil would be a mistake.
S pd
B fair oil feels kind of like a waste and campaign anyway
and now what is the purpose of the oil in camping?
actually now I guess Titan is your right Titan is exist
Titan exists.
and
the fish right there sure can
Nice.
How much we've been making now?
1500. Delicious.
More.
There
I think you're building completed.
Oh, one, two, three space.
all right let's learn the bank
the
last line
yielding bank
You'll go right here.
All right time to build a whole bunch of banks
Look at banks, air-aware
All right, we're starting to get close to the end here, as far as how far I can go,
I can go with just...
...fugging.
How far I can go with just tense.
Gonna need to start doing cottages soon, so let's go ahead and learn cottages check now.
all right it's not a proper slum city that a bank there we go bank is down the
bank of the people and I'm gonna have these two testles here no matter what so
A second bank, Slum City.
the
hold slumsity
2,093 dollars
well, need more food
to
all right two thousand six hundred dollars let's build a third bank
right now upgrade all three hundred and sixty three ten
all right now we need energy
It's gonna be it's just gonna ping pong between I need energy I need I need energy I need wood
And he'd energy and he'd wood and he'd energy I need wood
They didn't move out my influence.
more
two thousand seven hundred and twenty four dollars
It's keep building.
I left three hours ago on a farmville map and come back and now it's another farmville map.
Looks as life.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Building completed.
Awesome.
So sad.
one
One farm is not right.
There we go.
More
Well, should go ahead and text down walls. Oh
I can start spending my stone on something
You know
board. Now this is abundance. This is a map. Hard to believe 20 days of
past, surprising what happens when there's no zombies to kill you.
I'm going to the
house.
I'm going to the house.
and
Oh, it doesn't have access.
Yeah, it's crazy.
only 1,700 for it.
It's okay, I can snap that food away real quick, just do wait and see.
Oh
I don't even think I need stone houses.
Truthfully, I don't even really think I need to build all these tecaches either, but
look at, send it, dude.
Build more.
I want at least one district pretty much maxed out, you know?
Not like one maxed out this district
What's my population goal?
2600 nice we've already hit the population goal
There we go, 4,400.
all right, guess we'll start building that wall now
will I now not yet we don't need to build the wall just yet
Keep buffing it up.
Keep buffing it up.
Now, we're at now $5,200, $19.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
Just buying wood just I can.
All right, hunting fishing more efficient than farms in terms of food cost upkeep.
I mean, sure, but how the fuck do you think I'm going to make 1,500 food and fishing
huts?
There ain't that many fishing, let's see.
I see unused fishing space, you're right, there's unused fishing space, hang on, hold up,
huge, massive, gigantic.
to
good, even more.
Even more.
Five thousand six hundred dollars.
But will he stop there or will he continue to feed?
$6,800.
Like $7,000 is probably enough.
You know?
Probably enough.
by stone so that I can upgrade houses is a really expensive houses.
the
under how much goal I'm going to end up getting in the last map
probably a stupid out
Let's go, we got now.
Seven thousand five hundred dollars.
And there's no end in sight.
more gold
more gold
yes
building
That's probably enough
Building completed, attention, building completed.
Building completed, attention, building completed.
9,000 gold
it's kind of wild to me that we still have 18 days
I don't know what I'm going to do for 18 days
but I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it to the best of my ability to do it.
All right.
They'll defend us, and sounds disgusting.
to wall around my entire base.
Alright, I guess let's start building.
Shuckin'.
the
night waiting for gold
and
I'll need more energy.
Boy, I can't do shit without energy.
All right.
Oh, power.
More.
More.
There.
should be enough power
I'm waiting.
Attention.
Building completed.
I give him my next hit.
the
okay, I have now built
uh...
I have now built
every tower that needs to be built
So now what?
I'm not going to get you in the way.
I'm not going to get you in the way.
All right.
18.
Hold on.
See.
only using half my income. 18 soldier centers only uses half my income.
It's kind of funny.
to the person who asked do we even need soldiers now
but just because you don't need it doesn't mean you shouldn't have it
I
have enough food for that many soldiers.
I have enough.
When I can get more food.
I could always delete a few houses.
All right, wait for that one to finish.
Fourteen days of soldier spam.
Let's do it.
All right.
It's beautiful.
I'm going to need more irons, I don't think I have something to spend money on.
you
you're in comes going down
oh my god
you're right
what am I to do
One of my gotta do
the
gates being sideways. I have been informed that you can build next the railway by putting sideways gates.
Not that it will matter. As we are, we have achieved maximum overkill.
and
uh-huh
uh-huh
uh-huh
need more iron quickly please more iron more iron is required
to
all the 12 more days of farm bill
of
You know, if only I had wasps, then I could have filled the entire map with wasps.
I think I'm actually getting ahead here so that means I'm going to be creating 22 soldiers every 8 hours, buying iron and still being in a surplus.
I'll ask how that works.
This is where I wish I had towers. That way I could at least put dudes and towers, you know?
It's always my favorite pastimes, dudes and towers.
.
.
.
The wawster like small little towers that you can place, they're not very good, and they're
rather expensive for how bad they are.
We like to call them angry walls here, because that's more or less what they are, they're
just angry walls.
Walsh only purpose is to break heartbeat, you're not wrong.
are not wrong friend, how do walls break the AI?
So Harpies don't attack walls, they jump over them, and the walls is a pseudo wall.
But the Harpies don't know how to jump over a wall, so they just sort of ram their face
into it, not attacking and then die.
time
I'm surprised that was never fixed. Yeah, I mean stuff like that you don't really have to fix like
it's very niche
Oh, I may have missed it what your thoughts on snipers. I mean snipers are amazing but and campaign soldiers are supreme.
and
just gets so many buffs in campaign. Snipers only get one attack buff and it's not
even a break point to be able to one shot certain enemies that they couldn't
one shot before.
Let's just confusing.
the
take out giants and to a lesser degree mutants, but because soldiers get late, just like
a fuckload of damage and range, they don't really need anything.
the station
got we have so many soldiers
Imagine the promotion sounds.
Oh my god imagine the promotion sounds of having 400 soldiers fire. God I wish I wish I could experience that.
Unfortunately there won't be enough zombies.
the
We're starting to actually drain iron slowly slowly
Having 528 soldiers starts to eat away at my income
Who the thought?
the
I need more e-con.
I need more food.
I'm hungry.
And this is one of the few places that probably won't get swamped in die.
and
pretty much put them in every spot now
at this point
four more days
four more days
three more days
That's a train that's right at the station.
Let's go to put a pack right here.
Hey mayor, built me a tent.
OK.
There you go, there's your tent.
Be thankful.
Chogratitude.
the
Oh shit 24 hours or main
and
you know we should have had a gamba will a single stone wall break
that may have been more accurate
and
Let's see what this glorious empire can do.
First let's watch this southern section.
Let's see if the tent lives.
Daaaar, instantly died.
Oh, they actually broke the wall.
one wall down
Nooo!
Nooo!
Oh, they broke another one.
Another glorious wall has been destroyed.
Oh, psilocyte is done.
East is done.
to
get him
the
Tell her.
Camp Rock went this pain to man's old present in the throne room.
valuable instrument for the new empire.
Be aware, your responsibility is growing.
If the new colonies succumb to the infection,
the infected will multiply in such a way
that even the prominent walls of the great crater
will not be enough to afford to move
in the empire city, and we will return to the...
The short game.
known by humans. The fate of the new Empire is in your hands now. You may continue on your way.
You know, if losing a single city could allow them to multiply so rapidly that we'd lose everything,
maybe we should stop pushing.
maybe
the
time to go to the machinery high technology nanomaterials
advance
I will be back.
BRB.
I've been streaming for seven hours.
I'm going to stretch my legs.
Oh God, I'm late.
you
you
you doing great
Alright, let's go in the low lands.
I'm ready.
Oh, my god, dude.
I
Kind of forgot
Just how fucking stapled this
Like I just spawned in
Can't see all this death
Yeah. I'm sure. Okay.
But it's gonna cost you double.
Roger that. Okay.
Okay. Let's do this.
Got a lot of great. Yeah. Sounds interesting.
You're good, you're good. Got it.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Warner, you pay.
Okay. I'm sure. Got it.
Okay. Warner, you pay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're the mean for this life.
Straight to the heart.
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm sure you're the better you do.
I need you.
to this map probably one of the worst I'm going to be honest this this
This map's pretty fucking awful.
And the reason I say this map is so awful is because it's so fucking tiny.
Like I've moved, I've moved two inches and I'm already at the edge of the map.
So we're gonna want cottages pretty much immediately.
I remember trying to do this map without Iron, without Iron given to me for free
by the train so I had to push to this just to be able to build soldiers that went
about as well as you can imagine.
All right, let's go ahead and I'll wait. I don't even have any fucking workers.
No, excuse me.
Surprisingly, though, this map was fairly easy on Ranger only.
Something about state traps everywhere.
And just having a million expendables, a million expendable ranges.
The train has arrived at the station.
all right
so the question becomes what is the best way to approach this map
what is the best way to a approach
Yes.
Especially with the massive aggro that we know exists.
Let's keep pushing outwards.
So what I like to do is send the soldier out over there.
you too.
That push him out upwards.
I'm gonna go in the middle of the game.
Come on.
Come on.
I keep pushing towards this side edge.
All right, back you up.
back you up
I
Can clear in those things out
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
noo, fuck, well, that's awkward, that's bringing you back to here, bring you over to here,
if that's a
kind of store that I can
keep you here, Ranger, come on over
Okay, surprisingly, this is going well, no one'd be hard to believe it, but this is in fact going well
I'm so sorry, Charlie, what happened?
Any orders?
Tell me.
What?
How do you get time for a snack?
Yeah.
It's not all.
It's better now, Charlie.
You think you're great?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whatever it's going to be.
I'm going to tell you about this.
Yeah, this is this is going well. It might not seem like it's going well, but this is going well
Okay, might not seem like it but it is
I hope it not wasting my time.
Okay.
We're just one train away from victory.
Okay.
I can't believe you.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
to
This is all good dude. This is this is this is fine
This is this this that's it should be
Okay, so small oopsie, small oopsie, to be fair that was do it that was go that was
going just fine until I let one tent die. Alright, I let a singular tent falls
of the side, and that was my downfall.
Great!
Yes!
I've got to locate it!
Let's do it!
Water?
You think I'm sure of it?
Yeah!
Great!
Really?
Here!
No!
I'm just kidding!
Great!
Straight to the heart!
Okay!
Yes!
Roger that!
Okay!
Yes!
It's not all!
I'm just kidding!
Great!
Really?
No!
Yeah!
Whatever you say,
train here.
Name of the game is the train.
Where the train goes, all follow.
I'm not going to kill you.
That's what I thought.
I'm not going to kill you.
I'm not going to kill you.
Oh, more orders.
What?
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm dead.
I'm afraid to die.
I'm a little aggressive, but I worked out.
It's a little aggressive, but it paid off.
And that's why I always say that.
Imagine being a villager and moving here, imagine the rent, no one knows why it's only
$40 a month but hey keep living
Okay
One more round
As long as I feed you.
You are going to paint for this right faster than my boat straight to the heart.
Yeah whatever you're saying as long as you paint.
What? In the tank? Yes. My boat is ready to complete.
Let me put narrowing this down.
All right, so I think our first mistake was trying to start firing up here because then we pull all this shit, we should start down here with our soldiers.
You're going to be in the front of the screen right there.
Alright.
Why is everybody a veteran but you? Why are you slacking?
Why are you slacking?
Why are you slacking?
They're all dead.
They're all dead.
You are going to feed him for the right?
There you go.
There you go.
I'm gonna get under units to bother him.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's break this place.
This is the right situation.
Hey, come on.
Come on.
As soon as I see a run there, we change positions, that means that we have generated enough
agro to pull more than 2-3 ahead of me.
Oh, what's going on?
Come on.
That's true then, my bro.
Okay, let's do that.
I'm sure.
Alright.
This game is kind enough to give me like all farmland.
But I don't have to really think about where I put farms.
You know
and
and
the
state
and
the
All right, let's go right now.
Shoot push them to the south.
The next thing to learn is codges, because I ain't got no room.
My goal is to just reach this location right here, because then I can circle around.
I'm gonna be overcathed on Gold for a bit.
There's not really much I can do about that.
So I have no space to expand without heavily risking my position.
Again, this is where dudes and towers would be really nice.
And he orders, understood, all right.
Order, sir.
Understood.
Did he leave me?
All right.
Sorry, sir.
I was cleaning my weapon.
Let's go.
Roger that.
Why?
Why do you want me out?
Order, sir.
Understood.
There we go.
and
It's literally bailing you in the back.
There we go.
the
one
of course
the
that it's not even a lot it's not a lot of like
runners it's just a shitload of walkers
the
of
my vet gal I guess you died
that's awkward
Oh fuck.
Uh, that's pretty good.
I'm going to clear up this North Selection.
get one over here
so now these areas are a little cleared up
and
Alright, now we need to get some food.
Ah, not sure how we're doing that, but...
Then I'm gonna need energy.
and
some additional help over here
and yours let's go
that's easy
here we go
hold it for you
right I can serve
just open
building
now you tank
right
and
Let's take you
Now it's finally start pushing
and
bringing the Rangers up there
I'm going to need more fucking blood brother
and
and
the child down here because this side's little indefinite now
I don't think I can get more wood.
Okay.
I'm going to work.
Okay.
Let's start pushing up Norris.
the
the
the
the
the
making solders
as she
R.S.
Research shot tower soon.
Yeah.
Probably for the best.
I mean, I could probably do the raid, but man, there's some pretty fucked up locations
that can come from.
that's be like okay bro tripping them
the
and
all
all
So the first raid is arguably the worst. I am not going to be able to get a shocking
tower in time for the raid. I'm going to have to do it just brute forcing guns, but it's
I'm going to be honest, it's going to suck, but at least I'm giving myself plenty of
hiding room.
the
the
south
the
right
southern raid
that would be fun
is this enough soldier's he asked
the
action of the
I think that's actually not that terrible.
the
and
tower for the next raid.
all right
and we take y'all and go north
with north
actually let's go and clear out some of this congestion up here as we know there's a
fucking lot
yeah it's just clear all the shit up
That way I don't sound aggro.
and
the
the
the
of
A lot of these are just walkers, it's just a shit-load of fucking walkers.
Oh my god, alright, we're dead, we're cleared.
Let's continue.
I mean, that's what we wanted to do anyway. We wanted to clear him out, so they're cleared out now.
Jobs done.
One way or another jobs done.
That's not a love armor.
All right.
That creates a wall.
Oh, there we go.
I'm going to need food.
All right.
and
a
a
a
build some more soldiers
Okay, now let's get energy
So what's my goal on this map? Just twelve hundred population. That's it. That's the goal. Just get population down.
And I can do that.
I'm still on a bundan's mode. Yes. Abundance. Right now, the only thing that's currently abonding is my death count.
I need to get the
building completed
I'm going to get the stunt work shop up and running
I'm going to get you away from the temple.
Let's go in the temple later.
Oh, the god of me!
Understood.
So, sir, for the first cleaning power.
and
it's
vision there
now we need to get energy
look how tiny this map is dude. I should kind of wild how small the actual map is.
Like it's smaller than the very first map that you play on.
I'm going to take a picture.
Building Completed.
Order is served.
Tell me.
Come on.
Attention.
Building Completed.
Just tell me what to do.
Understood.
Of course.
Like a minor.
Come on.
Building Completed.
All the way.
Quoting for me. Any orders? Does everything okay?
Oh, the colony!
Ready and wait. Tell me.
Back your servants.
That will be easy.
Quoting for me.
the
all I can get past your fat fucking ass
All right.
Understood.
All the humans here we go.
Very nice.
Sir.
Tell us more names here.
For Ranger.
She didn't deserve this.
She didn't deserve this.
I
All right 400 population
Should be doable
a
money
as much
one second
the
Let's help.
It's not for the best location.
the
the
well
north is an awkward direction to get rid of from
the
not a pause that. Actually, yeah go ahead and pause all the sawmels.
Now I've been hit's over here.
Oh, no, no, no.
We'll come around to it.
of
Okay, so that one isn't going to get used to it all.
Okay, there's what we're going to do.
You're going to move back.
You're going to move over here.
You're going to grab all these zombies.
going to fall them over to here and now y'all are going to be the wall, they're going to
all these zombies and go nowhere with them, fuck yeah.
the
the
the
the
the
the
and
and
the
guy hate how you fucking stop to fire
and I'm literally telling you to go and you're like, no, I'm gonna go over here and shoot this one zombie
I'm beat.
Okay.
I'm not sure what you're doing range or but go get it
I think this board is kind of manageable.
it's just an awkward position
I'd rather not lose my main base
you know
actually
one of you got stuck
one
one
one
what is this ass backwards method yall are taking to get here
genuinely asking what the fuck are y'all doing like why are you going across the entire goddamn map?
What wall have I created that y'all cannot get past? I ask you
Okay well, that was horrible but
at least we made it out alive
okay so here's a deal I really don't have the means to fight anymore huge raids
So here's what we're gonna do
We
You're gonna build some food
I'm going to take you to me, be all here, take you to move you all here, take you and I don't think I really see you anywhere.
I'll split you on chase, he'll go hunt down anything that's not dead.
Alright, good some more food.
All right, Operation get six-center population or die.
It's my favorite.
Did he leave me?
Commander?
Come on.
All the way.
Which means it's time for tents everywhere.
sir there's already 10 everywhere and worry where
okay if no one to go join so I guess go chill
I guess that guy, all right?
All right, need more food.
This is the most haphazard-fucking thing.
the
look at this map isn't it's just
just the best
all right so population at
748
I must continue to push forward.
of
and
we're just going to keep going
and is this we have more
cash
Nice little shitterhuts. You count towards population.
Attention.
Attention.
building completed.
building completed.
all right i mean that certainly looks like a city
and
a
a
track days going to be interesting
and out of a band of this
band of that shit hold
Big God!
Gone from this place.
The value of death.
Hey look at that.
Is that?
Oh my god.
Trash.
It's time for a hero mission.
I'm going to get a hair.
one grenade
is this the Lucifer one now this is the uh... most all the melting rooms
on to hold my ground but I guess not
understood
for the humans, without delay, take that, it's a breeze, full time.
This will come in handy, yes. Two more grenades.
Hmm, how do you animation cancel?
As soon as they, as soon as a shot lands, you can then fire again immediately.
Although if you end up shooting, if you end up shooting at a target that's out of your range,
you'll pluck up your animation and then you'll have to do the weapon loading again.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, right.
We weapons, double the fun.
Take that.
And we're going to die.
Got it, Chief. Right away.
Rest in pieces.
Affirmative.
No survivors.
C
Now there you go, I think there's a fatty in this room
two more grenades
Yeah, I'm just gonna
Yeah, I'm just gonna
No survivors
Take back
All right
See if we got in here
So many rats
What is this
I'm on it, I'm on it, come to Marba, I like it, child's play, it's great, understood.
Some ice skittering little rats.
So this is the gimmick of this map, except there's these little fire patches that
If you were the zombies walk over, they clots a fire damage.
I missed the chest over in the engine there.
The one before the Fatty zombie, it's in the east side of the room unless I missed you getting it.
I mean this.
This one right here.
Not every just because it's in there doesn't mean that you can actually interact with it.
to
before the Fatty room
for the Fatty room
I seemed to have located every chest
All right, got it.
Yes?
Commander, Okidoki.
Watch of that. Okidoki.
Nice. I'm on it.
All right, sure.
Piece of cake.
Right, no survivors. I'm on it. Right away. Child's play.
That's easy. He's okay. Perfect.
No, it's a toss. We're in here.
We sure, the child's play.
Rest in pieces.
Roger that.
Die!
Understood.
Of course.
Not a human.
Or the humans.
Sure.
A permanent.
Or the humans.
A cat.
A cat.
He might pull it.
No problem.
for the empire of the king understood yes boy
That's come over here I got a place in the music as if I'm coming from the other side
I'm gonna run.
What are the humans?
Let's go.
Roger that.
No fear.
Nice.
This is sure.
All right.
I have to interact with this.
What would we get?
Oh, right.
I'm not sure.
All right.
Yes?
Sure thing.
Got it.
Let's go.
Sure.
I'm on it.
Sure.
Gotcha.
I'm awake.
Nice.
Let's go, guys, gotcha, killing time.
Sure.
Chase mine, then.
We might even try and aggro them in such a way, you know.
Maybe they'll run through the fire.
Sure.
For the empire, I love it.
No survivors.
He might pull it.
one has to wonder how many bullets she carries
just one bullet for each pistol
they're just magically come back to her
like boomerang bullets
just loaded itself back into the cylinder
go into where it belongs
oh fuck
okay
a lot
that was a lot of really bad
I think god grenades don't hurt you.
That would just be awful
Got the passing in here, Sarts
I understand.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I can't.
Got it, Jay.
Hold the headminer.
Let's go.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I can do that.
I'm gonna die.
No, Pairer.
I'm gonna kill you.
I don't know if I can wait.
I'm already in the absence of you.
I'm real.
I'm on it.
For the human.
Sure thing.
Take that.
Alright, even.
It's a walk in the bar.
Okay.
Oh, god.
Sure thing.
Alright, I can do that.
Yeah, that's a grenade.
the
of the
of the
of the
I mean, like, could you imagine if, like, you needed to direct line of sight to shoot everything?
How long has this place been running that molten stuff is still here? Well, you see lava stays like lava until someone falls in it.
That's just the rule.
And so somebody falls into the lava, the lava will stay hot.
It keeps itself ready for its first moment.
for the humans, for the humans!
Perfect! That's in peace!
Got you to let him step by step!
Right away! Roger that!
Keep my bullet!
It's a walk in the barn!
More the attire!
Child's play!
No survivors!
I'm gonna have to get one of the acquire.
To my bullets.
Yes?
I'll be right away.
Gotcha.
Oh, sorry.
Sure.
Perfect.
Let's go.
Child's coming.
Take that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, right.
Yes.
Right away.
It's a rock in the corner.
Oh, rock.
Yes?
No fear.
That sounds good.
No survivors.
Okay, don't be.
I
We got in here
More remains. Oh yeah, my HP is a little low
It's a little lower than I'd like.
But I think there's another man to get up here soon.
Of course
Perfect
Yes, perfect. Yes, killing time
Excellent idea sir, sure
Walk in the park. I can do that. Rest in pieces
I love it.
Hmm.
No, Peter.
I understood.
I think that's a good fun.
No, stop my bird.
Oh god.
That's easy.
Yes, sure, perfect.
I love it.
Of course.
I'm on it.
One of the admirer.
Yes, let's go.
Perfect. Great.
Sure. Let's go.
I don't know, I don't know, it's great.
All right.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
It's my bullets.
I'm going to die.
All right.
I'm going to die.
Sure thing.
I'm going to die.
It's a breeze.
Without him.
I gotcha.
Without him.
There we go.
Rest in peace.
Yes.
I thought I could have met Kitt.
like that they put a med kit in the final room.
It's kind of them.
for the Empire.
All right.
Got everything.
Not a step into the lava and die so we can do it again.
again. I've got been enjoying these longer streams by the way. Just asking.
I'm not going to make sure y'all are just saying I like them. Some of y'all have called me like a nice comfort stream.
I'm striving for here.
It's what I'm striving for.
I think I got one more map in me.
It's time to go, well wait, never mind.
Never mind, better never mind, better.
It's instead time to do a swarm.
Whoa!
You're saying look at all these mack look at all these...
obstacles. Holy moly.
Alright. Bunch it up.
the
bunch of a gentleman
nice
we got a slow seed
I just started making it.
Oh no, they can't even reach it.
They can't even reach it.
to
and I'm going to take this group to start I guess firing
We're gonna make our way through the maze.
And then let's take this clump and work our way through the maze.
We're getting out of this maze, soldiers.
getting out of this maze.
Alright, nope.
I guess let's take a couple soldiers here.
Now I can just chill right here I guess.
the
Push through the maze, brothers. Push through the maze.
the
the
we have another breach
we have stopped them from entering the maze from all sides
and
.
There we go.
.
We won't let them enter this maze.
and
no zombies allowed
There we go, we've done it. We're successfully gatekeeping them, well done!
I guess Yorkin will just go chase yeah just go chase wherever that might take you
the
center is completely undefended
can't wait for one zombie to sneak pass somehow
I'm ready.
Only 4,000 more to go.
and
I'm I'm thrilled
$1,000,000.
Now I'm not mad about someone coming in and going, this is President Slaper, this is the...
No one watching this is like, yeah, boy...
the fan of the gates!
Wooooo!
Well, this soldier inadvertently gets himself killed,
Will we lose a soldier or will he pull through?
More soldier
As another soldier
the
we lost the soldier everybody bring him on home
back it up
back it up and come home
I can't lose anymore
Create the O, create the O, create the O.
So we're looking O, it's an O.
check, can you give this particular soldier a name this one right here Bob
It's been a pleasure, Bob.
Kill all the red ones.
I'm gonna go!
Veterans on, mate!
to
to
That's left over
Cash dang it
and
I don't want to end on a swarm mission because God, that is 16,000 does.
Largest swarm.
Let's do value of death.
Very far horizon, very active infected.
So sound is 30% stronger.
All right, so on this map, we need to get 1500 population and kill everything, however, there is no, there are no raids.
the
praise be
Praise be to no raids
This is one of the more fun maps
We want to move out and try and utilize this actual grassland.
I'm going to be one second
And back in one second
What's up, I mean, have to get around faster than my goal.
a
As seems like a good spot for that.
I don't know.
Ok.
Straight to the park.
What is that?
Where is my bro?
That's true that might go.
I don't need me out.
That's okay.
I have a real big group.
That's okay.
What is with the island pulling like seven walkers all at once?
That's a lot.
I need you this.
I don't know what's happening to me.
I got just in time for these.
and
stop pulling somebody
all right
Let's go ahead and get some trouble to understand them.
I want to do more than just two.
I'll probably run just more than just one soldier at a time. Probably got two soldiers at a time.
There, let's be good enough for now.
Oh, we are going to need more food.
do
and a lot more workers
Okay. Sorry, hitting up.
I can get me into woodwork shaft.
on me, my workers
who are seafood
who I see food?
alright we'll get farm tech here shortly
and then we can start having some real sustenance
I'm gonna need that food and I'm gonna grab it.
I can go ahead and just grab the energy right there and just keep pushing soldiers.
see how far we can take this
let's go
and
and you're having unpause that
government's so much extra money now that we're getting two gold per zombie kill
really racked in it up
I still have towers, do I? I don't
all
all too much aggro there
little too much
just a just a touch
just a touch too much I got
I love how they killed the deadliest zombie last so he just tanked some lunch at age 3.
the
a
you want to have the one you know
add some times are so stupid
I need at least 200 columnists to be able to use that.
understood. I have a maybe colony. Not worthy. I'll be even mentioning, Bill's
bad
It's terrible. Don't do it that way.
the
1,2,3.
Space, 1,2,3.
There we go.
I'm gonna fix our.
Fix our.
fix our economy a little bit first and we'll start double timing our soldiers out
I
Nice, and I did these wrong
to
all
all
now he can start
double time of the soldiers out
I'm here. Back to your service.
I'm so sorry, trouble.
Order a servant.
Can I meet him?
Oh, the colony!
Order a servant.
Understood. Come on.
Waiting on our orders.
I think it's right that this station.
All right.
the
be able to. It's nice, my God. Alright, it's time to start building the exploration
pretty pretty.
I'm not all right.
Understood all the way.
I think building completely.
Power still alive after our golf work.
Yeah, it's all done.
I would do nine hours.
Good.
Technically, Jack.
in nine hours and eleven minutes. I'm currently working over time so it's time to
clock out. You shouldn't have mentioned the timer. Now it's time for me to leave. That's
how it works. That's how it works. You mentioned the timer after the timer expired. How
dare you? All right, Jeff. Thank you everybody for watching. We will continue this map tomorrow.
we will continue this this map tomorrow. Thank you everybody for hanging on out today.
y'all have been absolutely wonderful. I appreciate you so much. Thank you everyone for all the
all the love you've given the string. I do appreciate it. Thank you thank you.
also make one small adjustment because they have
been like that for a while
there
beautiful
perfect
you all have a wonderful night thanks to everyone for watching
I'll see you tomorrow for potentially another nine hours of they are billions