You
I
You
Yo
Right now
Yeah, good news
Right now
Before your very eyes
Before your very Irish chat, I have for you a stream. A stream that will involve me genics.
many, many use, warm use, than you know to do with. I offer this to you and as a trade,
I don't even ask for a return, it's duck.
It's the only thing I ask for in return is a singular duck.
If you can provide me a duck, I will offer you eugenics.
Incidentally offer before you.
Let me know your answer.
Let me know.
It seems...
Chad is willing.
It seems Chad is willing.
Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hmm.
Yum.
Not on it, thanks for snubbing.
Yo, look at that 41% complete.
Alright.
Welcome home, everybody.
Tomorrow we have a dragon to fight.
Ah, let's see here.
Vayne, do I want you?
Not particularly. You go to Butch.
Christie, how about you?
Yeah, you have good traits.
Psychic? Nope.
To Butch.
Preston?
God, no.
To Butch.
God, no.
Not the bottleneck cat.
Yep, bottleneck cat's gone.
And the dead.
Made a cat.
Oh, no cat.
No cat.
Moro's involved.
Nip.
And took bruise on a unit.
Moro's vault.
Nip and flick bruise on a unit.
as we made a rocks and shooting rocks I'm sorry
alright
let's see what we got here we have a boss that we have to go fight
Diego? probably not Diego
Diego you've been a real one but not today wormlord no Parth God
Alright Bubbo. Come on in Bubbo.
Keeps. What you?
Maestro? Oh no, you're super retired. You can't.
me. Zechariah! Yeah, I'll take you. Parth? No. You? God, no, you're terrible. Oh god,
I don't really have a lot of units for... I don't really have a lot of units for taking
on this boss. Oh, this is gonna be a shit show. Oh, no. Well, this is gonna be a shit
I might lose everybody.
God, you have so many moons.
You give me the fighter helmet because you're a fighter.
And we'll make you even dumber.
I don't have a weapon.
That sucks.
I
Hmm
I don't know if it's later Poison give us a trash can
Oh, I am worried about this one boys. This is not looking good
That's fair all boi want give you a heal
You're gonna have to carry super hard
Maybe just tree strats.
Alright.
I don't know how well this is gonna work.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I genuinely don't think we're going to have a very good time.
Saratana's body radiates with galactic energy.
Media bombard.
Alright, so they spawn a lot of rocks.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Let's go ahead and put glowing bone on you.
Weakness 5.
And get that 5 damage in. Huge.
Yeah, let's get some Nerf on ya.
Alright, when you come back here, we can get a backstab, 10 damage, oh my god he spawns
more rocks.
So right here let's go wolf go tree
and then I can't fall on him oh that's oh that's cringe I can't even use timber
He's too big to timber. Oh.
Oh. Oh, goody.
Let's do synchro spin.
Come on over go for a hit nice good 32 there
Everybody's looking kind of good.
I can't actually use trash can lid.
Alright.
So you can't actually do anything here, but I can put weakness on you.
um
Someone for here
Nice kill the bird
alright
let's swap you move the rock into him
nice
and then we're gonna nerf in place actually he's damage is already really
low but we're there for a little bit more
okay
well I can't really move
But I can tree form out of the way hang on Timber oh fuck off
He physically can't hurt the tree
Although he's gonna start stacking bruise.
rocks.
Yeah, everyone's about to die.
Keep getting them.
Keep donating blood.
Oh
Hit him again
Go get him
of
Timber!
Oh God.
He helped me.
Do some unbridled hits.
Unbridled hits again.
I mean, the monk is putting in some damage at least.
Oh, fuck me.
Well, goodbye. Oh my god. Timber! Yep. He's stacking bruise.
at least I can make the rocks hit him.
Oh god, and I have same storm too.
I love that the monk is doing the most damage.
Timber!
Come over here, to the backstab.
Well, of course that game is all the rocks too.
it's over here unbridled hits again
unbridled hits again
oh my god he work this is winnable
Oh god, broken paw.
Timber!
Well, goodbye.
I knew this comp was shit, but god damn, I knew it'd be that shit.
Oh. Not the 69 health. Honestly, had I known about Treeform, I would have been able to
kill him
steven
steven he can adjust the difficulty of the world and resummon defeated bosses
the box.
Remember when you traveled through time? Remember that?
Well, you're done goathed.
You know that thing where Dracula can't come inside till you invite it in?
Well, I'm like that, but I come in when you start messing with timelines.
So now I'm here. And guess what?
I'm in charge of
difficulty. See all those icons over there? That's an option screen. Click an arrow and
that zone of the game will get harder. But why would you do that, you ask? Well, beyond
proving to your friends and family that you're smart and worthy of love. When you complete
the game on hard, not only do you gain achievements, you also get more in-game unlocks. And
And if you push the out, just lower it.
You can also re-summon old house bosses too.
If you set their difficulty harder and kill them, they'll yield its neat rewards.
Anyway, that's about it.
Until the DLC.
Where I become a final boss.
And fuck your shit up!
Bye.
Oh good now we have hard alleyway
Okay.
Oh, god damn.
Ugh.
I'm cheating my title.
well time to slap it on hard let's go
more are we keeping you yeah you're decent
Tavitha hire a hit man seven wait spend seven coins and summon a bounty hunter
yo that's insane
god your intelligence is fucking terrible though
I'm
All right, it's in the deck, do a little bit of breathing.
What you got?
Form of the raccoon.
Oh, what's this?
Enter raccoon form.
You get two intelligence, and your basic attack becomes pilfer, and this becomes scavenge.
Pilfer.
A melee attack that scatters two ring and pickups when it hits.
Scavenge.
Run to any pickup and collect it.
That's kind of cool.
Key.
That's what we got right now.
Stumpy, you any good?
Yeah, definitely a keep
That's Stumpy Stimpy are we keeping you yeah, I think I'm actually bringing you
Boatie okay said it to be nice peeky
You're pretty good.
Caboose?
No, your speed's got awful.
Uh, Tabitha.
You could be really good if we can get a lot of money.
really good if we can get a lot of money if we can prioritize cash you can
actually be really good morrow yeah
I don't need that.
Gilga?
Holy Embred.
Chris, holy Embred.
Getting towards the starting mutations, do you want to go, you want to farm?
Go nuts in shimmer. Yeah shimmers the place to be
So you have low intelligence
High speed high decks, I guess I'm just gonna turn you into an auto attacker
That can summon a hitman with money
Stumpy
You're a fighter
Moro
I just take a cleric simple
We can make you a druid to make sure you have safety ants.
I wish there was something that used decks besides just the ranger.
start. I guess Thief does. You can go Thief. Alright. Well this is gonna be interesting.
You got Wolf Form and Mega Minions.
You're awful.
Oh, what necklace do we want?
Movement.
All right, that'll be good for you.
Keep the fighter helmet, dodge chance.
Unfortunately, you have a bunch of high mana stuff.
Hmm.
That fighter is dumb.
Yes, he is.
He is very fucking stupid.
The movement action is Shadow Step.
And Sever Hardery.
I like that you can adjust the difficulty from here.
two. Alright let's do hard mode act one. What are you suggesting it's Ghost Boss?
You really don't need anything specific just trap him in a corner. Oh good we
start with elites. Good hit.
over here confront you so we can kill that one right off the bat that does spawn an elite
maggot
alright
do safety dance
and let's go werewolf form
perfect
let's go over here attack this
All right, now for round two.
Beautiful.
It's only got one HP.
Just take that.
I guess we need some cash.
Then we can shadow step over here.
Let's attack that.
And we'll kill those two and then we'll keep actually the fly might run away.
Oh, that's really good.
We want that mask, badly.
Pounce on to our bird and then come over here
Okay
Good takes damage we need to pick up as much money as we can early on
Nice.
Grab that.
Oh, it's 12 points in the big bag.
Didn't even see that.
Got the big bag, animal safety gloves.
That was even more money.
That's kind of fucked up.
That control also works on allies.
All right, so we got $20 on the first round.
That's pretty good.
24, actually.
We are the champions.
Each familiar gains all stats up to and heals to full.
Now, 30 feet.
Move three tiles, plant a rainbow.
Now, nature's blessing.
Grow tall grass in an area, giving that area
three diminishing health regeneration.
Summon a frog.
Every third familiar is upgraded to a champion. All right, let's go frog every third frog will be a champion frog
So what's this bag of glitter inflict blind to on an adjacent unit 5 chance to break when used
Okay, uh give that to the fighter and then
Give me the bandit mask.
You see a window?
I examine it.
Oh, I have obsessive compulsive disorder.
Uh, OCD.
Grants the bonus ability Groom.
At the end of your turn, if you didn't use Groom, take two damage.
Groom.
all debuffs on yourself or a Jason unit.
Oh, good.
Goodie.
Alright, so we got Elite Tom Tom and these two cat collars.
The cat collars are going to be the worst part,
and I can't get in the range of either of them.
I can't come over here and we can go ahead and hit this rock which will do some damage to him and
Then I guess I'm gonna lick myself
Come over here get the rock
Okay, that destroys the rockets at low HP
Actually, we can move up and then flutter
color and that's a cat collar out. We are, we'll be in range of this one Tom Tom, but
that's fine. Let's go ahead and confront you in melee and then face this guy. All right,
a frog. Frog has 4 movement, 3 damage, 1 health. Why did that spawn so much money?
Why did that spawn so much money? Oh, your basic attack spawns coins, but your basic attack
Counts for inspirational song. Oh, that's insane
So the bounty hunter
To be view up start working on the elite
Pull an enemy towards you for damage move the frog up
move the frog up
okay you take some damage it's fine
you're gonna go for that you expect the body
Good shot.
Frog!
Alright, we want to take this out there.
Licked myself.
Come over here, get a backstab, come over here, please the bird is bait, hit him, back
letter. Not me giving him a triple. Oh, buddy missed. Huge. Alright, so let's see the champion
frog now. Um. Uh, okay.
Okay, so this is 8 damage.
I forgot to get more money.
It may not have been the third summon, but it's every third summon he summons.
myself now we have a champion toad he's got five health
It's really weird.
Okay.
I mean, this round.
God, so much money that he spawns.
Alright, cool.
Another champion.
Is that another champion?
a maggot. Extend. Line shot. Blow. You only have three intelligence, so honestly we can
just do maggot every round. This will just be the familiar spam. It feels like instead
of every third it's after the third they're all champions. Bozo. I don't know who would
Blank Bozo, if anyone right now.
Pick it.
Nice.
Oh, God, Maisie.
Maisie has an elite buff bouncy.
When hit, bounces itself and the attacker apart.
Oh, goody.
There's also food everywhere, which is actually pretty sick.
It's in the frog.
Let's go over here.
Nice.
to push the cats away as far as possible all right so you're gonna spawn a
maggot and then you're gonna spend seven coins to summon a bounty hunter now let's
Let's come over here.
There are so many characters in this health, all the characters in that health as well.
Okay, so we might be able to utilize that, maybe.
Frog.
Frog can't really go anywhere.
Move you up, back to the tank.
You can, maybe, actually you can get a really good side swipe value out of here.
Nice. Get a bounty hunter.
Nice for pushing those cats back.
All right, something another frog.
Something another frog.
should wait my second frog was a champion but I think it's I think it
might be taking into account all summons
How much fire does this movie over here nice good hit
Which makes me wonder how that works for the cryo.
Nice, good miss.
Spot a maggot, spot another maggot, spot another bounty hunter.
can we have so many units?
nice
Fuck no
He's happy with every kill that he gets.
Gang interaction kinda hopey.
Why are the maggots so jacked?
It's like they're all elite maggots.
Think we might have found a broken combo.
I think I have lethal here actually.
Nice.
I should have gotten for this one because it's going to run away.
That one runs away next.
That's two we're gonna run away.
Yep.
Dude, you know what I need?
I need hoarder on the rogue.
Chaos rampage.
Take an extra turn.
You have Bandis 1 and Confusion 1 on that turn.
Oh, God, no.
Not the guy's punch.
He's got some utility to it.
Clover.
This will pop it.
Oh, what the fuck is this elite buff mad?
Takes an extra turn per round gains all stats up one and heals plus four when it gets a
kill also it has madness and thinks everything is an enemy.
Actually it's not that bad.
And the Madness makes that actually usable.
Cause look.
Hell yeah, round one, two kills.
It's okay, it's nothing in the army of frogs can potentially help.
It is counting every summon.
So the bird is a summon, this is a summon, and then my third one is a...
We do got to focus on this guy though.
get a maggots bird now
Big hits.
Nice.
Alright, it dies on this next turn.
See who's better than E33?
Nice, we got a good hit there and then we'll put it in nice.
Oh wait, this is going to pull the rock.
Nice.
Well done.
More money.
Wow.
Not how that works.
should it's only one extra damage it's honestly makes that really shit like
So Link is just kind of terrible.
Why'd you go after him? He was already dead!
Oh my god.
Let's go wolf form.
I know kebab.
I was just yelling at him.
Teleport to a tile with coins on it
The problem is is that like that doesn't really do much
And I don't know what I would reroll for because you have
All right, my great step it is.
Crown of pestilence. Ooh, what's that?
Your basic attack becomes pestilence, which deals one damage to all units.
Ooh, that's kinda cool.
I kinda like that.
That includes your allies too?
Yes.
Uh, sneak by the trap.
Oh yeah.
We got here.
Oh god.
Another elite buff mad.
We gotta kill that thing quickly.
Oh boy.
come here you can be a tank
some of the bounty hunter and some of the maggot and then some of another maggot
I'm gonna move you back here
all right
Get some over here, you can take up that flea.
Okay, that flea dies.
Ow.
You can kill him.
Yeah.
It's not enough room anywhere to go.
Oh my god.
Why?
Why would you do that?
Don't hurt me I'm fragile
All right
Goodbye frog I will miss you
And then coin step and then coin step again
That's a good item
I mean tainted mother seems like the way to go with brood mother
right your familiars have plus HP and damage now your familiars have speed and poison and bleed
yep just brood it up plus one brace
All right, uh, Beepis or Phoebus?
I got Phoebus.
Nice.
Phoebus is the right one.
Here is Frank's money.
Thank you for your money.
I appreciate your contribution.
Did we only unlock Hard Mode today?
We did.
basic attack and fix bleed
when you collect a coin refresh your movement action spawn extra coins sure
Time to get to moving.
There we go.
Basic attack bleeds now.
Bleed honestly isn't even that strong.
What the fuck?
At the end of each turn, set...
Wait.
At the end of every turn,
set...
barrier to one.
If it had none, minus XXL.
Oh, that's fucking awful.
He gives himself barrier every single action Oh, that's so terrible
I mean, we'll be able to get through it.
I'll give you a clover.
God, he's gonna give himself so many fucking barriers.
Alright, spot a bounty hunter.
Spot a maggot.
another maggot kill that maggot gets in maggots in hell yeah
Alright, let's pick up this coin, come over here, we'll sever his artery, then get a
stab, burn myself.
Let's move forward, come over here, summon some more frogs, spawn some more money.
Nice.
Some of another bounty hunter, some of another maggot.
Sure the bomb move over here
And attack can't attack can't attack
All right toss a nail
Uh...
Great step to that.
Move to here.
Great step.
Take two.
Hmm
No money
Hit me when you take damage from an ally basic attack in the direction you're facing
Yeah, your basic attacks are critical if they hit from the front. That's actually really good
Turtle style
I'm taking punch face
Leather choker
Now we're just one piece off leather set get guarantee you or one off leather
I don't know. Do we want to go to Junkyard or do we want to go to Boneyard?
Or sorry, Boneyard or Caves?
Let's go to the Severs.
I'm trying to avoid the Boneyard whenever possible.
Fuck that place.
That place sucks.
All right, so we got an elite boomer right off the bat love that
I just noticed all the harpoon guns there in every single corner
Oh, there you go, me.
It's okay.
I don't move. The harpoons can't hurt me.
So we're cutting that elite.
Can't really hurt a whole lot without also taking a shit ton of damage, so I kind of don't want to
Unless I confront you, but then that's gonna I'm gonna get pulled by the harpoon
Then I can move over here. That's honestly kind of safe. So let's confront up to here get pulled by the harpoon and move to the space
There we go
Move here, move here, move here, and then you read step to here, uh, pitch you and
and then blow twice.
Maggot dies, but that's fine.
Nice, he gets Harpooned.
That's cheating.
They put the money underneath the Harpoon.
We're not allowed to do that.
Also note, harpoons can't hit you if you're one tile away from them.
Idiot.
All right, just pick up the money.
All right, move here, move here, move here, move here, move here, move here, move here,
I'm over here, hit you, greed step, shadow step, greed step, done.
Now you, come over here, grab the money, hit em, and then blow em.
Now I have...
Oh, brick hat!
Teamwork, when one of your familiars kills something, get plus one damage.
Mini-me!
I'll take teamwork
Brick hat
Use the toilet with constitution or use the toilet with strength I use the toilet with strength and
I take a furious shit
Hell yeah. He feels a lot better. He healed a full.
Oh. Damn, how much did you shit, boy?
Let's confront you.
Okay, we got the elite out of the way.
Right off the bat.
It's coin step to here.
Crit.
Move.
And then...
We have to hear.
None of her. Good hit.
Leave you there.
All right. Some frog.
Uh, loopy over here, summon frog, inspirational song, all of us, spawn more money.
Easy.
Alright, we can kill that one.
Summon a bounty hunter.
Summon a maggot.
Summon another maggot.
very nice respond to dip
I can't go for the dip. Beautiful.
I got the poop.
Alright.
Shadow step, shadow step, shadow step, shadow step, shadow step, shadow step, stepping
in the shadows, coins, shadow, shadow, shadow, over here, hit the body, probably I did.
Look at all that money.
intelligence wouldn't go wouldn't be a mess here considering you're dumb as fuck
money resetting movement doing more than I thought I mean the reason it's so good
is because this druid cat spawns like a shit ton of money rat necklace start
Start the battle with a Charmed Pinkie.
Why not?
I don't know what a Charmed Pinkie is going to do for me, but I'll take it.
Stimpy finds an old television.
Smash it with strength or turn it on.
I smash it with strength.
I got a Shard of Glass.
Honestly, I'll give you the Shard of Glass, just give it back to the leader.
You should give it to the ranger.
His current necklace is way better.
Actually, actually I don't know his necklace.
No, his necklace is the fucking paper bleed.
Alright, what do you got?
Elite buff Brace 1.
You take one less damage.
Very cool.
Actually, I should have gotten this one.
This play on my part.
Big hits. Big hits on round one. I can be able to do much. That's fine. Summon a frog. Summon
another frog. Summon another frog. Give all the frogs money. Summon a maggot. Summon a
maggot. Uh, move over here. Summon a bounty hunter. Uh, you're fine there. You're fine
there you're good there
good hit
all right that's fine
actually not even a bad location
All right, uh, it's from over here, good hit, and then we are going from over here, like
yourselves
come on over
chart glass
big twenty eight huge
uh... frog you're useless
bird
Actually, no, it's kind of a bad position.
Summon a frog, spawn some money.
Get that shot in.
All right, maybe here.
16 damage.
Summon bounty hunter.
Summon a maggot.
You're dead.
Man, you're taking a lot of damage here, buddy.
I can confront you.
Alright.
I'm going to go back.
Nah, I can confront you.
There we go.
There's a Thieves attack scale too.
Um...
Wow, I could have killed it.
Um, not really.
Oh, she's going to take Constitution here.
I guess I can give you Mama Leech.
That way you can just spawn more leech or spawn more familiars.
Mustard rod, melee attack with damage equal to its uses left, briquette, fecal poop, hit
the raregamy.
Oh, I really wanted to see intelligence here, but I could go charisma, so that way I could
spawn even more stuff on round one.
Yeah, I'm good. Let's go for hard. At the end of each round, gain a random elite buff.
Okay, I don't like that
It's not for here. It's also an elite leech
All right, move over here, here, take out that cat.
Okay, let's box that one in.
and
one money
tickets
some of the maggot, some of you, destroy the body.
32 HP, 32 HP leech, that is gonna be problematic.
Alright, that one's down.
Let's come over here to pull the leech further away
All right
Now you have kinetic spikes. Oh good
Frog no!
But frog
All right kill that one move here arrow all these
of
the poor fighter
is getting fucked up a
All right, we got to heal our fighter a little bit
that we're doing good. None of these stats are relevant to what you do. Have a reroll
I guess. It's always furniture. I can't not take furniture every time, dude. Furniture's
just so strong. Beneath the surface of a murky pool of water, he spies something shiny. I
dive into the pool. You get a mouthful of toxic water. Nice. Daddy shirt. Alright. What
We got EliteBuff Hardy, Immune to Stuns.
There we go.
Why'd you start with three poisons on you?
That's what I want to know.
Oh, the mouth full of toxic water.
Yeah, that, right.
My fighter is...
nowhere to be seen.
So I'm gonna confront all the way over to here.
Nice.
Get an elite in one turn.
That's good value.
Alright, Shadow Scepter here.
Wow, these... most of these are all elites. It's kind of crazy actually.
What is he a druid or a beastmaster?
Ah they're a druid.
Nice good hit.
But, essentially a beast faster.
Alright, they're dead on turn now.
Yeah! Good shot. No, that's dead too.
And the elites want to keep going after the leeches
All right
I think I'm gonna go ahead and up the combat speed a little bit
Ah, you have no mana.
I kinda wish 1, 2, 3, 4 went to each of their abilities.
Unfortunately it doesn't, and I don't know the keybindings.
Although I could probably change the keybindings.
It's Q-W-E-R-T.
DRT? What is it?
And that it is. What's movement bound to then?
One. Okay. Okay. I can do that a little bit better.
a little bit
I can't seem to move at all, whatever, in front.
Alright, jitter, inflict confusion on each adjacent unit, slingshade, spawn a shadow up
to 3 tiles away that mimics your basic attack, boost backstab until the end of the turn.
back stabs do more damage. I think this is a fat rear roll. I don't see any of these.
Backflip, quick roll, slice. Step. That's like a slice. Cause like I already have it,
I already have like movement out the ass. I can go anywhere I want. I got an egg
What's that?
What's that do?
spawn spider leagans in an area.
Sure.
Why not?
And take a pill for this fight.
Boris, uh, preemptive effin chat for all of my poor summons.
Oh, what the fuck?
buff depression while alive its enemies have minus one to all stats nice nice nice nice
I can't even cure it
of
the
I don't know what's going on.
Ow.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm close to hot.
This all stats down is fucking rough
Ow!
Meow.
We need some help here.
That is not what I wanted to do.
such as this
confront you
and then we'll do a hit
and then freeze you
I'm gonna move out.
Shadow step over here. Shadow step over here.
Alright, spot a maggot, spot a bounty hunter, move over here, big hit, bounty hunter, no!
Hell yeah.
What we got here?
Nip inflict bruise.
Assert dominance.
We can melee attack.
If this kills anything, you become the alpha.
If you are the alpha, the spell deals 5 additional damage and inflicts bruise.
Huddle.
and each adjacent cat are plus one damage and plus two speed. I think it's Nip. Nip
for two seems kind of insane because this is just plus one damage taken from
pretty much the entire team because all my minions will now do plus one damage
from Nip, which is gonna be huge. Like a certain dominance is fucking
or whatever. Knit's the way to go.
Modded hairspray. It's not a very good item.
Assert dominance and kill an ad? You're right. Why would I take two mana one bruise when instead I could take five mana no bruise with a kill condition which then becomes five mana one bruise?
Huge.
I like that idea.
Yeah, Sir Dominance would be good if we had like another way to get Alpha. That didn't require killing.
We need to heal up a little bit, so we're gonna, I think, just let these guys come to us.
Also, we, 100% have some mimic enemy here.
So we're gonna just proc it with the bird.
There it is.
Alright, uh, some over here, some of the frog, some of some spiderlings, nice.
Kill everybody up.
Alright, you go over there.
Uh, let's do Shadowstep to here, then to here.
Good crit. Gooses can't reach, so we're good. Tentacles over here is an elite.
That'll be good. That was a good spot. I'm gonna shoot that guy. Get some maggots
go on get a batty hunter up the leech ate the batty hunter very cool
birds dead but that's fine
All right, let's confront you, nice.
Can I kill this other ooze?
Yeah, I should be able to.
Let's come over here.
Full form.
Counts.
Counts it again.
Oh, nice.
Safety dance everybody
You're at 4x speed you'll die
There we go
Chat, is Barbu farming or completing another quest?
So we lost all of our cats to Zara, so we're getting some new cats to fight the giant pain
in the ass.
Give all units of stats up.
You get a stats down.
life is actually kind of neat of an idea. Oh great, A unit, not all units, A unit, A
unit. Give mana to allies in an area. Bloom also is pretty good. Form of the elk. Enter
Elk form which gives you 8 speed negative 2 intelligence negative 2 health trample 3
you ignore tile effects while moving your base protect becomes antlerswipe and this becomes
prance antlerswipe calls the unit up to 4,000 way and put crews on it uh to it and any unit it
lands on prance refresh and make an action i mean this is cool but we already we don't need we
We don't need the movement and I'm pretty sure these are all going to replace what we currently have
Quite a bloom over over there
Uh I take the money
Nice I got two dollars
All right, so we have one elite
We have one elite spider, and that's it.
Let's come over here.
Nice flutter again.
So that kills the one in the back, attack him, charge up, spawn a frog, spawn a frog.
Thank you, everybody.
Unfortunately, this is going to...
Actually, you know what? Just do it.
And then...
Just freeze you.
Oh. That works.
Actually, please you're... yeah, like that.
Over here. Hit him.
We'll shout us up to here. Shout us up to here. Can I get a nice big hit?
Looked myself.
All right, maggot, maggot, move over here, bounty hunter, shoot that, hit that one, everybody
get the damage up. Alright, let's move you over here, get a nice melee, push you into
the wall here at one HP now.
Oh is anybody new healing? He's a little bit, but really was grabbing some money
as per usual. It's like free.
We have too many units.
There is a little congested right now.
Let's go for the bird.
Oh.
I think it's heavy or hardery twice, I don't kill ya.
Let's move over here, have a nice shot, grab a maggot, grab another maggot, we don't even
know the bounty hunter.
and your turn and your turn alright let's go wolf form, move you over here, count some
of the rock. On top of this rock. And then that's all you got. Confront you. Here we go.
Confront, confront it's got like an S tier
Sentry mode bomb shot line shot terrain walk
Terrain walks good utility bombs nice though
uh four armor physical techs can't miss your current helmet is honestly better
hockey mask what's that again while down do you have a chance to revive
you hear something whispering in the darkness
I keep going forward
The cats carry on the ears alert for sides of danger after traveling for some time whispering fades into the distance
How I unlock hard mode
I went to the past and killed caveman
So after you
Want to unlock act three you have to beat so in order to unlock hard mode
You need to get to Act 3, which getting to Act 3 is just beating the two areas of Act 2.
Once you have that unlocked, you're going to do Act 3 once.
Then you'll get a quest to go back into Act 1 and kill the Throbbing King and grab his heart.
From there, you go back to Act 3 with the heart, and then you'll travel to the past and kill the cavemen.
Once you travel to the past, you will have fucked up the timeline, and Steven will show up the next day.
and he'll say hey you're fucking up the timeline also do you want to increase the
difficulty
I'm lost boss that's very simple please keep up
god depressing is such a terrible modifier
It is such a bad modifier.
You haven't fought dinosaurs yet?
I have not fought dinosaurs yet.
No.
Now
So you have a little bit
Alright, hit you!
Oh my god, he killed the burden one hit.
I hate that the leech can actually eat the bounty hunter spawn.
That's so shit.
You may have to take off the leeches after this.
They're not really doing a whole lot.
They're just screaming over.
Nice.
Nice, we got a basic attack in and then we're going to freeze him so he loses his turn
Lick yourself.
Oh, why would you go after me dick
Nice I got a chicken
Oh my god.
The depressing works for X.
Oh god no.
Oh Lord help me.
Now there's even more stats down.
Just keep summoning frogs.
I love the summons deal with all that
of
Oh my god, they're so fucking negative of them.
All right, I killed one.
of luck let's move you over here yeah just you me and my ten thousand summons
It's very nice.
You can't do anything.
You guys don't come over here.
You can give me a small heal.
You can jump here and kill that or at least damage that one.
You actually can't even hurt it.
There we go.
Bomb shot plus, awesome.
Maggot plus is a fucking elite maggot.
That's pretty good.
Hitman?
I mean, Hitman with an all stats up too isn't as great as it seems.
Gemstone mask.
Cat of nine tails. Take one damage and cleanse one random debuff. That seems fucking terrible.
Unless you're doing something that where you specifically want to take damage.
Purr plus, remove one stack of random debuff and heal yourself. Sever Artary plus.
Greed step plus teleport to a tile with a coin on it, then spawn a coin.
I mean that just seems funny.
to break free. Come on up. Get a nice hit. Come on, Ice Punch here.
what's your elite buff? Didn't get to see it.
revive at 50% health at the end of the round plus 2 corpse health. Oh, goodie.
Oh wait, greed step plus is not what I was.
I'm dumb.
I didn't want greed step plus.
I never used greed step.
It's okay.
I'm normally this stupid.
Holy.
Look at those elite maggots.
10 HP.
5 ATK.
Holy shit dude.
oh oh oh and they all get a turn
I
Did so much
Honestly, I think I should just be a man of battery now for being a man of battery for the Ranger just feels like the way to go
Oh my god, you can spawn so many maggots.
Yeah.
Dude, look how many maggots they have.
Uh, Nip Plus.
Oh, Nip now does damage as well. That's insane.
Mod- molding clay.
Modeling clay. Use a lob attack. This changes into a different weapon each time it's used.
Sure.
damage or protection damage always I feel you shoot first ask questions later
take a chumbucket lobbed attack that creates a creep bubble
I don't know, it's actually my first run of hard mode.
What do you got?
Elite buff speedy.
You're gonna be fast as fuck.
Well, start off with a hit, then freeze him so you lose your turn.
I'm not gonna want to do that.
There.
Yep, I figured there'd be one there.
Alright, catch you.
Oh, that spot's bigger creep than I initially thought.
Okay, some of the bounty hunter first.
I've learned my lesson
Put an adjacent unit to sleep that unit has five health regen and five mana when it wakes up
neat
my army of leeches and maggots they cannot be denied nice
Nice.
Good job, mate.
The fact that these are elite maggots, so they just get two turns on the next round is kind
I'm not even saying.
Damn.
Feel bad.
Sleep.
a whole ass turkey nice safety dance plus no not bloom plus probably
oh but summon toad plus what's super toad nice heavy bloom because let's be real
The toads are kind of whatever the maggots the maggots are OP
You find some legs sticking out of the ground I leave them you took six damage nice
Now the furniture box.
The bloom is just size.
I don't know.
Is it just size?
Ah.
Ah, but now I can bloom my entire party.
Just size.
Just size, they said.
And I meant to do that.
We're just getting rid of the webs.
Selfie friends feel like a snowman, getting loose is a struggle, and that's why I'm a mummy.
Now you're a boss of your guns, now you're a doge.
One, two, one, two, three.
Modeling play a water. Oh, we got the hose
All right, we're here and since we're gonna do, oh wait, I'm in the wrong spot.
Yeah, dang it.
That's fine.
Oh god, the little spiderlings are elite and they have kinetic as well.
Oh, that's fucked up.
I'll give you all some stats up, my god, the armor value of safety dance.
It can't move.
Nice.
of
We're suffering from success right now.
There's too many maggots I can't get to the loss.
Well, can you stop being in the corner of the fucking map?
It's all I ask.
Stop being in the corner of the map.
I can't get in. There's too many maggots.
I
of
All right.
Hey, I can confront you.
All right.
Finally.
nip again nip again nip again nip again nip again nip again now hit them
nice
all right
Oh, that's a good one.
Ooh.
Summon Bear, complete the case as the druid.
Swift Looter, when you collect the coin, pick up, refresh your movement action, gain
plus one dex and plus one speed. Holy! We have scaling, baby. Druids can now learn summon
bear death shroud when you're down permanently gain plus one to a random
stat
interesting
Oh, so now we can start getting elite enemies in here.
Normally, you can't get elite enemies in the throbbing domain, but because I'm on hard
mode, now I can.
Good.
So here's the deal. We're gonna take the catnip here and then we're gonna end our turn for
now.
Alright, so I can do three.
Alright, so let's move you over here.
Good for that.
Arrow blasts you to the wall.
And again.
Alright, so grab a coin, get an all stats up, grab another coin, grab another coin, teleport
Move to this coin.
Shout a step to this coin.
Grab this coin.
Move to this coin.
To this coin.
Then we greet step to this coin.
Greet step to this coin.
Come over here.
Kill you instantly.
Creed Steptoe over here, Creed Steptoe over here.
Move over here.
You're the Bruce.
Alright, 13 decks, 13 speed.
Alright.
Let's go ahead and...
attack the elite.
And then let's get a maggot and another maggot and another maggot and another maggot and another maggot and another maggot and another maggot.
Seven elite maggots on round one. Love it. Have fun.
And they all immediately gain an action.
Alright. There's no money to spawn to, but that's okay because I have 23 movement and
I can go wherever the fuck I want. So I'll do Slice. I'm gonna kill you. You're just
sort of trapped
spawn more money
intern
he dies
intern
may have to kill them all
got them
uh... face punch plus physical attacks are critical if they hit from the front
Huh?
Your physical attacks are critical if they hit the front of a unit.
You're basic attack.
Ah, so this is all physical.
Gotcha.
This is just basic.
This is all physical.
When an allied cat is down, gain all stats up too and heal 8, which by the way that
works on the summons. You know all you know the million things that I'm summoning? Allied
cat. Oh wait no, it's because we had the robo-cats last time. Maggots are not cat.
Alright, let's take face punch plus.
That makes a nip always crit.
You find a field of tall grass.
I loot it.
Nice.
I have found a lot of catnip baggies
Was this oh god reflects all projectiles takes two damage when it reflects the projectile
Elite buff flaming leave behind a trail of fire
Buff reflective, kinetic spikes, throbbing servant, range attack that has a chance to
destroy equipment.
Hate that.
Dude look at the turn order.
Holy fuck.
all right
All right, let's attack that and we'll arrowblast this one over here arrowblast that arrowblast that
That's what I'm talking about.
Let's move you here.
Holy f**k!
Got him.
Yeah
Alright.
Get some over here.
Kill that one.
Ah, right, it reflects.
I'm fucking stupid.
Alright.
Some maggots.
Uh oh!
Oop, nail attack.
Show us up to here.
Up!
How'd you- what?
I'd not tell your attendant.
Oh, cause it's a- sorry.
The Rogue's basic attack is a projectile.
Happens from time to time.
Sometimes you forget.
In my head it was like I have a basic attack.
Basic attack is always melee.
Broodmother plus, your familiars have plus 3 damage and 10 HP.
Holy.
That's going to be 15 HP maggots or tainted mother.
Nah, it's brood mother plus because this is just...
Wait, we already get...
It doesn't make the bleed and the poison any better.
The only difference is that you start with four flies.
That's the only buff to this, is that you just start with an additional four flies.
You already get the speed from Tainted Mother and the Bleed and Poison.
This is literally just four flies, which is terrible.
Root Mother.
I'm going to take a Captain at Maggie so I can spawn even more maggots on round one.
Bulletproof Vest.
Injury Immunity.
that's kind of cool. Yeah, what's up buddy? Alright, so we're gonna move over here so
way I can get mana from the druid. Oh my god, he spawned, wait, hold up, he spawned three,
no, he spawned two elite dips and three elite cloths. Holy. He also has 552 HP, good god.
All right, Summoner battle
We're going to need to get the...
We need to take out some of these adds.
Nice
All right, so we'll kill that
Nice he does spawn HP on the ground, so
It's great step
I'm going to kill that one.
How much speed do you have?
You have 13 speed.
Oh yeah.
All right, so let's get some maggots down
some
Take the catnip baggy
Go get him
No
Oh, I fucked up.
Oh, that's...
That's fucked up, man.
That's fucked up.
Well, safety dance it is.
and
Oh
Good
Good.
I mean, I'd gladly take all the money that that spawned.
I'm trying to get a heal here.
the
one that you can eat the registry chicken
the
I
We're gonna get some damage in
All right
nip nip again for four nip again for six nip again for eight nip again for ten nip again
for twelve nip again for fourteen shard of glass for eighteen eat a rotisserie chicken
Oh, yeah.
What's health do you have?
Do you have eight?
And you get to go, wait now.
Oh, God.
You might not live.
to
spread out of a spread out is at least easy
that. Alright so let's grab a health, then we'll greed step to a dollar, move to the
other dollar, go and attack them for 58. That's pretty good. Then we'll shadow step
to the dollar. But then let's just move to the corner away from everything. Give 10.
You also need a heal.
All right.
Over here.
Colonel Dabba, that's fine.
Oh, shit.
Actually, maybe.
Nice.
All right
He's had a new buff absorbent drains all unused mana good
And
No
He's gonna look for value on a brimstone laser. That's like his main attack now
So as long as we just like keep that in mind we should be okay
Let me just safety dance here
Yeah
Let's just safety dance we get a lot of value out of that and we'll move right here
Just to remove value off this brimstone
and
in front
of
Nice good hit
It's over here big yet
He's so close
actually no he's dead because he dies on his turn takes 10 damage nice but man as
long as you have the fighter to kill here
Hello, Eddie. First try hard mode.
The first and third familiar you spawn is upgraded to a champion. The first familiar you spawn
This is likely your crow. Oh shit, elite crow.
Teamwork plus though, and it isn't really mad because we're going to, uh...
King plus versions, by the way. Ooh, these hoods has been unlocked.
Hunter's cat. Mushroom hat.
Sweet delicious is now in the radio.
Throbbing king. Throbbing crown.
Tentacle attacks. Tentacles attack all adjacent tiles at the end of your turn.
Oh that's kinda cool.
Mushroom hat. Inflict confusion too on units that contact or attack you. Familiars you spawn. Inflict confusion.
Wow. Hunter's cap.
Plus one luck, your familiars gain all stats up.
Thief's hood, 5% chance to dodge and 5% crit chance. Your basic attacks also inflict bleed.
Nice.
His blood and organs are spilling out on the ground. Luda's corpse.
Why do I get the feeling that this cutscene, like something bad can happen?
every time I've done it I just loot an item but I get the feeling something can
go wrong
okay something went wrong
I am a genie that makes wishes that were already going to happen come true
Money money money
Someone clip that that's definitely clip worthy
always indexing pretty good
I
Work
I think I'm going to miss the table.
Think I'm a fool.
It's kind of furniture we got.
Uh, potted tentacle, plus comfort, plus appeal.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, brain of Glord, plus mutation, minus appeal.
We still want appeal right now, so.
I'm not do that stimulation comfort comfort
I really need food storage
Continue to Frank. Get rid of the inbreds. Actually, a little inbreeding is fine.
A little bit of inbreeding is fine. You just need to make sure we don't get completely inbred.
All right, end of the day.
Oh, someone's old and tired.
Marcia.
Uh, Maggie.
Uh, Meggy.
Gotta stop them breathing.
I really need to level up, Jack.
Uh, Stumpy?
Yeah, you're definitely a keep.
we got here.
Brithy.
Yeah, you're really good.
Charisma. Yeah, you're good.
Alright.
Orphous has evolved.
Oh, god damn it.
Saratana is on the way.
Good.
Blow.
Long shot.
Don't need to right now.
Destiny.
You got spawn maggot.
Bad intelligence.
Good speed.
you're a good fighter I'll keep you yeah you're still a good fighter I'll take it
violet what'd you get extremely high decks high speed you got raccoon style as
well I don't really like that combo it's got really bad synergy with itself
Bruins.
Meow.
Uh, uhhh, urrrrrrr.
Meh.
Sense of tinks.
Bonit— Bonita?
Oh, god.
Fuck off.
Heavily imbred.
Uhh, makin'.
Uh, making.
That's sure.
Isabella.
And.
Man.
Can you help?
we got this star nice high speed high decks is actually really good
All right, one more day and then we're gonna do a run.
Uh, Inky.
No, you're terrible.
Hey, we got the next upgrade.
Hey you, my wife and I were just talking about how grateful we are for all your help.
Sadly, she just left, but since she's gone, we can go over some guy stuff.
So, you know how we all just love to categorize and organize everything?
Well, I was recently watching some videos about that and discovered something.
You know when you select a cat in your house and it shows all the info to the
left?
If you click the thing by its name, you can assign a shape to it.
I use the poopy shape quite often, you know, so I can remember what kittens are the ugly ones.
That way I can quickly move them back to the basement when they escape.
No need to thank me. Just keep sending me those kittens.
Next is going to be a reward information to help understand a cat's personality.
Barf ball and tossy and stuffy inbreeding.
All right, Kirsten, what do we got?
snacks per high charisma high intelligence yeah you're usable for sure
Maggie crystal II what do we got I mean you got higher bounty hunter but I wasn't
too thrilled with it don't have a lot of scaling
So, where can I have little icons?
Oh.
Oops.
Oh
God
I've done it again! A new invention appears! This one will seriously change the world and
make me a billionaire. Now listen up. I got another one! This invention may be my best
yet. I found these old knitting needles in your house before I revived you. I'm pretty
sure if you stab these things right into the brain, the user can access past lives.
It's currently just theoretical, but we all know I'm never wrong. Give it a test run.
Just stab them into a cat's head and get them to finish the moon. Oh, that's all, huh?
brain damage and go to the moon. Chaos device. When any cat levels up, they are offered abilities
from all classes. That's actually kind of cool. I mean, okay, I mean, it has equal levels
to be complete dog shit or actually busted as fuck that's kind of crazy I'll be right
get back to the rest of the world.
Take somebody somewhere.
They try to come to my table.
Yeah.
These shitty drugs give me a heart of calm presence.
Wow.
Meow.
I don't want to watch this.
They're all eating teeth.
They're eating too much.
They're all like little rocks.
They're eating too much.
My diamond's gonna shine.
It's like a flashlight in your bloody kitty.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
That's the best one.
No one bothers.
They're eating too much.
I
All right, on my way to the restroom, I found some food.
All right, so question, does that now count?
Look at that. There's a line. Look at that chat. There is now a line through the cube.
If you look at there, it's a little cube icon. That means I've taken the hunter to the cube
and I've beaten them on hard mode.
And that also means there's space for another line
which worries me.
I bet you there's a difficulty that comes after.
I guarantee you there is another mode
that comes after hard.
But I probably have to beat all these first.
Alright, so let's...
Let's make progress on Act 3.
Yeah, we need to get to Jurassic now. So we're gonna do Act 3 again. So who be
taken for Act 3. Got Caleb here.
I'll make you a tank.
High Decks Low, uh...
High Speed, High Health, High Strength, you're a fighter.
So we have a Necromancer...
Necromancer, Fighter, Rogue...
Well I'm missing.
Or actually, I turned you into a cleric.
Cleric tank.
Fighter rogue.
Right.
Yeah.
Because you have high speed.
I mean, you have high health. Holy fuck you have someone to teach me.
Thirteen health. Good God.
We'll turn you into a Necro, Necro priest.
We'll turn you into a fighter.
Or I want to turn you into a butcher.
You might actually be better as a butcher.
Because since you have spawn maggot familiar and butcher tends to get familiar buffs,
it's a lot of that's a lot of frontline.
Tinkerer is always sketchy.
and a ranger yeah so we have a priest we have a beef fighter we have a full-on tank
and then we have a healer I can put leeches on things let's see what you
got batter up knock a unit back ten tiles home run knock back you deal is
increased by ten okay so he's just gonna tap something once and it's just
gonna go flying. Fucking 20 tile knockback. Good God. We'll give you the tank helmet for
or plus one knockback damage I guess.
Um...
Brick hat.
Nah.
Mushroom hat.
that. Tentacles attack all adjacent tiles at the end. Maybe? I can see it. Well, I have
no necklaces. Actually, no, you're right, you're knocking them back. Weapons hit twice. I don't
really have any weapons. I have like no gear. The gear right now is just terrible. Cat of
nine take a damage and cleanse a debuff I'll let you hold cat a nine molding play
I'll give you hagalos for the for the butcher.
What do you want?
We'll give you the brace.
Brace is really good.
Yeah.
Alright, so you've got two Brace, Knockback, Lob.
You're doing pretty good.
I should probably give you the Razor Blade too, because you can just increase your own health.
Yeah.
And then I'll actually give you the Miner Hat. Actually, no.
You're gonna get the Miner Hat, so that way attacks can't miss.
Uh, bulletproof vest?
I really don't want that.
When you take damage, gain plus two temp damage.
That's actually not bad with Cat of Nine.
You can really whip yourself for damage.
Unused basic attacks are used for future turns heavy shot. It's not terrible
What'd you get at the end of the at the end of the round charm on a random adjacent?
Holy dash leeches
Okay
Yeah, I have Queen of Coins I have
Give you the hockey mask maybe
Miner's helmet heavy shot.
I guess this is physical damage, isn't it?
This is physical damage, right?
It just says physical, not melee.
So I can actually use heavy shot and just always hit.
That's actually pretty cracked synergy.
I like it.
I'll be honest, the Never Stone is actually kind of...
I'm kind of considering the Never Stone here to level up these three more often.
Or just give you the Never Stone, just leave you as a knockback tank, leave it as is,
and then level everybody else up.
never said it's really powerful.
And if you can get a good weapon...
I can also give you razor blade, because you can actually do that to yourself.
I'll give you the all stats up, maybe.
I can't really think of a whole lot to actually give you like you really don't have much
going for you. May as well give you the nurse hat. Nurse hat's kind of good. I just don't
really have a whole lot. I can take hybrid necklace for you and then... I kind of want
I'm gonna take Hagalus in case I find a weapon.
You know, like I'm gonna probably find a weapon
of some kind.
We'll give you the Hunter's Cap.
And that should be good-ish.
We'll take Bandit Mask for early money.
I guess technically yeah we could rune cat a nine
or temp for damage not really what I want though
Oh wait no. Oh actually no. Rune is not... no. Rune's not a weapon. Or Cat and I is not a weapon.
We need a real weapon. Like a real weapon.
We'll give you the Moldling Clay and we'll give it to you. You can rune a Huckle as it.
Alright let's do it. That seems... good.
Lock it in.
Let's go to the lab.
You have nuclear blade?
That's for a side quest.
Alright.
Oh god.
Half humans?
We gotta make sure these die.
These things suck.
They cause injuries.
Um.
Let me up here and hit you with that
Okay, that gets me some damage. I can't throw leeches on you. So I'll end your turn and move forward
Heavy shot
I'm bad at counting
Love it
All right, come over here, knock you back into oblivion, that's a spit.
got 14 damage we can actually go ahead and grab you kill you nice and then we'll spot
a familiar here spot a familiar here nice all right
Give you a heal and then we'll do those two.
Alright, let's jump over here.
shot that one. That hits you. God look how much temp damage you're taking. That's nice.
Alright you should have a cat. That's fine. Cat does some damage. Home run. Bye bye.
Oh, let's move over here.
Alright, you've got 14.
Bring you over.
Kill you.
Well done.
That's left of this nub.
That's fine.
Alright, let's go for this.
Heavy shot. Being able to heavy shot every round is actually kind of nuts.
Okay, grab that. Can you come over here? Come as soon as you do, Ted? That's enough.
Beautiful. Alright.
of God. Feel holy damage and inflict blind to everything, except for a safe
circle around you. This vaporizes units that it kills. Wow.
Trip. Trip actually has some pretty good value. Eye for an eye. Blind five. Wow,
Ah, that's actually a lot of attacks.
The upgraded version of this only hits enemies.
That... seems good.
I'm a guy for an eye.
That seems way more valuable.
Go around.
Damn.
them
Dr. Ditto
Fires an explosive rocket that hits a random tile in an area
Well fear units near at the start of its turn its body revives at the end of the round
Nice
Let's come over here
heavy shot and then kill the body bump over here
very nice
spit. Come on over. Kill him. Nice. Then we'll spawn some mag- spawn some magots.
Let's do another shot here and then we'll have a shot here.
first body just give for me all right come over here leech you put two leeches
on you
And fuck it three leeches on you
Are you the love HP back miss miss solid round spring you here
Struggle body
Nope, he's back
alright shoot heavy shot easy does it let's put more leeches on you
Yeah, did you hear tell you?
Honestly, Scoutmy's pretty good here.
We'll do Scoutmy.
It's more action economy.
Prowler's cat, what's that?
New item.
Backstabs have extra crit chance.
Nice.
Megan finds an odd device with buttons and a lever controlling a robotic.
Push the buttons or pull the lever.
What the lever croak?
Wrong lever!
We got Gastritis.
At the end of your turn, fart and poison all the Jason units.
That's not the worst thing in the world.
We can play around that.
Oh no.
I hate this boss.
I healed him, I'm gonna do that.
I kind of healed him to full, um, okay, just end me now.
I don't know how this guy works.
Well, there's always that strategy, which is to just do more damage.
All right, put some bleed on ya
Hold up
All right.
Burp. Inflict rot on a unit, and it moves away from you. That's not very good.
Death Wind. Blow wind that inflicts poison 4 in a cone.
The cone is larger the less health you have.
Munch.
Male attack with lifesteal.
The spell deals more damage, less health you have.
By Munch.
Munch.
for these say sheets melee attack inflict charm can heal and grant all stats up
Nice.
Um, what's going on over here?
you and then let's do leeches leeches leeches
about that one
Come here.
And mulch.
I should have done Cat of Nine actually before I did that, how to kill it.
experience what's this love attack that inflicts stun okay that one dies
Nice.
Alright.
Over here.
Finally you.
Great, so this guy, get ready.
Wow.
That was a big hit.
Charm sucks, just as a heads up.
Nice, big money.
I'm gonna take this.
And also kill that one, who's not on my team.
Alright.
Let's give you two sets of leeches.
I'm gonna try and move you away.
There we go. That's fine on you.
Over here.
Boom.
Then that dies to the... Actually no, that doesn't die to leeches.
I can't spit on it.
There we go.
Alright, plus 1 health regen, also all of your allies get that health regen.
That seems really good.
It's gotta be healing aura, healing aura is OP as fuck.
sense we already have one health regen from nurse hat so that'll keep my healer alive
and everybody else alive too.
Israelis what style genre is this game called?
This would be a turn-based tactics game.
Destroy the poop.
Oh yeah.
We got here.
Elite spawn.
Elite half rat.
Come over here, take out that half rat, take out that regular rat.
That's fine, that's fine.
I don't want him to use his uh, I don't want to use this model incline because it's double
sun and that'll carry over to the boss fight.
So I'm savage. You're gonna come over here.
I'm gonna hit you with three.
And then we're gonna give you some leeches.
Just a couple of leeches.
Just so you've got Ebola.
How the fuck to get Ebola?
Nice, good hit.
Over here.
For you.
Cat of nine.
Big hit.
Can't chomp ya.
Spawn two maggots.
over here heavy shot you regular shot you I know what's left that'll eat rat
Ebola. Start each battle with Bleed 3. Your basic attack inflicts Bleed 2. 5% chance of
recovering at the end of each round, contagious. Oh good, and I just licked them. And now you
have Ebola. Good. Everybody's got Ebola. Good. I caught Ebola. Why? Well...
I guess I'm taking bullseye here.
Scabs are cuts.
Scabs.
I got a callus.
Plus two armor.
Permanently gain two armor each time you end a battle with one or more armor.
I'm good.
immediately teach a cat the passive ability shoving match when you knock a
unit into an ally or knock an ally into an enemy that ally uses their basic
attack on the other unit your basic attack just plus one knockback cool
really want to avoid knocking things into other things right now due to a
Ebola so we'll pass but I guess back stabs have even more crit chance now and we'll give
you the minor hat.
Oh meat cleaver a meat attack with a cleave that deals damage equal to half the targets
wait that deals damage to equal half the targets current HP bosses take one six their current
Oh hell yeah, I want that. That sounds awesome dude.
And then we put that on the guy with the hagalas, that way he hits twice.
So we can just take out like, what, 4th of the boss's HP on round 1?
Seems good.
Harpooner, when an enemy moves in range, hook it.
Heave hook, your hook can target tiles.
Get it spelled by your hook game trample while being hooked.
Ooh.
I mean Ebola dirty claws is kind of funny but
chat stop explaining it he doesn't read no y'all just keep thinking I'm an idiot I
think I know what the item does I don't know if I just take harpoon or a heave hook
Hey, Buck.
Seems much more interesting.
So weapons hit twice.
So we'll give you the meat cleaver.
We'll give you some brace.
Seem to be good.
Alright.
Thorns brace are holy shield.
I mean, I have some pretty heavy hitting attacks.
I'm gonna go brace here.
I don't know what no thanks does.
I'm scared to do it.
I'm gonna go heist.
And then I like speed up damage down.
All right, so double head is more turns.
Mirror Shine is...
Reflects. What's third paw?
Third paw, giving it a bleed and counter attacks. Oh good. More bleed.
All right, so let's come over here, let's cut ourselves, oh my god I jumped out of range
I'm fucking stupid
It's fine at least I can holster
Wait the boss has a bowler foggies
I mean 17 17 14 that's a that's a pretty solid hit
And now my tank has Ebola. Good.
Oh, I fucked up and did bad at counting.
It's okay, I'm normally this stupid.
Alright, heavy shot, heavy shot, regular shot, regular shot, good shit.
Oh, I'm molding clay broke, nice.
and
Let's pull you.
But Ebola is just gonna be the worst shit in the world.
What does Ebola do?
You start with bleed, also you cause bleed.
It'll give you speed.
Oh, okay, it's different now.
I'm gonna do that.
All right.
Stumpy approach to the time machine.
What should we do?
Let's head to the past.
Also, can I just take a quick shout out?
Thank you, everybody.
We apparently have, like, over 6,000 people watching us play Mugenics.
Thanks for hanging out.
Alright, so my new strategy, I'm gonna bring Ebola to the past and give everybody Ebola.
Seems like the way to go.
All right, all right, that's all right, that's you there, oh they'll actually hit the man
us which is kind of nice
stay right there
let's pray for a cure
of
this kind of nine
they hit
the most of the two magnets
Good hit.
Try the spear.
Hit this rock.
Alright, let's go over here, Cleaver.
8-9 and then finish it.
Spit the spear further away from them.
Oh.
The bullet did not cure itself.
Oh, I did not actually want to do scout me
But it'll work
Move you up here scout you hit
Nice
Crit I'll take it
You do spit auto-auto freezes on this map
There we go, just grab some hearts, we gotta take whatever healing we can honestly get.
I actually should probably take off some of this armor because I need to lose a little
bit of my health.
hit. The ball did not cure. Hit it. Speed up, you already have a shit ton of speed.
I'll just take health. Health is always good.
Alright, so how many cats still have Ebola? One, two, three.
Everybody has Ebola.
Massive Deformed Head lies before Destiny. I fight it.
I gotta conjoin die.
Oh my god.
Come over here.
Heavy shot that away. Good hit.
The whole Sarah shot.
Good. Healing my teammate gives them two extra bleeds. Love that.
Nice, the cat has Ebola. The other cat has Ebola.
Cat of nine, full U.
And let me tell you, the cat's getting Ebola is terrible because now they're gonna stack
bleed even harder.
We'll get a lot of value out of spot me this round
Nice good hit and then we can reload it and hit you
Move you back
Just move you here
nice and then we'll do spot me on here and then we're gonna grasp some leeches one two
two three one two three nice to heal for a whole bunch, unspot me here good shit hook
them over meat-cleaver nice finish them off baseball bat there you go the bowl
a maggot build would have gone hard my basic attack causes bleed wouldn't
really help the maggots let's see what we got here what do you need
Yeah, you're the stats you want are already really high I guess we just take
more intelligence
for more leeches
got some horns
bleed activates his damage at the start of a new round
the smell of bananas I eat them nice you've healed to full however healing
to full does not cure Ebola frostbiter new boss haven't fought him before we
got slows and knocks back seen it in adjacent tiles he's got some pretty
thick movement
so over here so for the nice heavy shot holy good hit go ahead and do that the
whole star attack what do you got range attack that inflicts bleeding three
okay let's do a holy dash a far way we only need to be one closer we can come
over here give him a bowloth damage him then put some molding clay on him and
then put some leeches on him
nice attack idiot
I spit on you and then my turn I can't hate you actually well I mean
Swam one maggot. Maybe aggro him. Round two. Okay. Sooo. Start with a spike. Actually
You know what, we can actually do that too.
Over here, since we're attacking from behind, I think we just go ahead and heavy shot.
Ooh, nice, 34.
9 reload.
18.
Dude.
Walking through these tiles is actually really beneficial to me.
Tent damage, then we'll cat a nine.
Eighteen.
Pretty solid damage there.
Tanks still can't get in range.
Alright.
Let's move over here.
Let's inflict slow.
Obviously mean to slow.
makes sense and then we'll just give him a whole bunch of leeches just a bunch of
leeches and then an eye for an eye so he's blind miss tank continues to attempt
to use his ability spit on him hell yeah big damage coming in from the tank
Uh, you're not in range at all.
Let's do a spot me here.
Alright, just go over here, spot me.
Big hit.
Another hit.
Spawn's gas tile.
Nice.
And then leeches.
And then Leech is then he's dead.
F***.
Medic with Leech is actually pretty cool.
How'd you make the game so fast?
I thought real hard on it.
Put a bounty on a unit.
When that unit dies, it's killer gains and all stats up.
a unit's poison bleeder burn. I mean proliferate could actually be kind of nuts with how much
Ebola was currently going on.
Ebola build.
Protection transmitter.
The wearer gets bruised too but all units get Brace 1.
That's really good.
purse. When you collect a coin pickup, gain plus one coin. Find an extra coin at the end
of every battle. I don't really need money that badly. It's down helmet. Smelling cells.
Survive in an adjacent unit at 1 HP. Automatically use it on yourself at the end of the round
if you're downed. Not bad. And then rare candy. Delicious scents. Afflict attraction
to all enemies within range 4. Attraction moves towards you at the start of its turn.
We don't have a build for that.
Cough, take 2 damage, summon a rotfly. Cough actually has synergy with us because we have
rankle.
Lighten the load, take 25 damage. You take an extra turn after this one.
Imagine lighting the load into munch.
I would just take Koff here.
Koff is gonna be better.
Alright.
Give myself bruise and then everybody else has brace protect the Ranger.
Second wind looks good too.
Second wind only works once though.
That's the only problem.
We'll give smelling salts to the healer in case something terrible happens.
Can you cleanse bruise?
I mean technically yes, but the only way to do that is to heal them.
With the healer, who has a Bola, and my ranger is the only person without a Bola.
Caveman Baby has melee attack with life steal, seeks food, will grow up when it reaches
full health.
to be some hungry kids.
That's a rock.
That's a katabola.
How did I catch a bola? I already had a bola.
Rock had a bola on it.
Nice.
Nice, I think you lose a turn, nice.
So now let's cough, cat a nine, spawn a maggot, play him for 18, ow.
He's eating the fucking Ranger.
Oh good.
Operation Protect the Ranger is not going well.
Nice.
You're charmed.
That's funny.
Nice.
That was funny.
Who's this? Targeted random spell.
Nice.
All right, pluriproliferate plus, double units burn, bleed and poison and it costs zero.
plus is kind of nuts because now I get mana leech. Go for them bones. Glowing bone. Protection.
Give a familiar plus one shield. Neat. Not a good, not a bad item. Fight it. Actually
ignore it ignore it I'm not fighting that shit
a woolly mammoth and an elite woolly mammoth holy that's a that's a big that's
a big boy also my ranger now has Ebola good now everybody has Ebola
Oh my god, bro
See you later, dude
Wait! Oh, no, man. I thought I saw a cleanse or something. I was really excited.
I don't know what to do with that.
a nine five. Wait, did I say a ball of cured?
half of the fighter your intelligence becomes zero at the end of the at the end of the battle
And this spell, you have to run a fire now.
I'll take you to a shot. Pierce is good.
Having Pierce in the back pocket is always good.
Oh, can't stack it with Haga Laws.
can steal double damage.
Double damage should be better than double hits.
You're right because it's based on current HP.
Because it's based on current.
also the healer is cured of Ebola but can't heal anybody because that would
give them Ebola again
I eat him
nice
Lord Bunga
All right, so here's how this fight works for those that haven't seen this fight one
in chat if you've seen this before two in chat if you haven't to try to get an idea
of who's new here.
That's a lot of twos.
All right, so this guy.
All he does is sit in his chair and do nothing until these two die.
If you kill these two, then he gets up.
Although I think at low, at half HP, he will get up anyway.
He also eats a Jason's, which is kind of interesting.
Let's freeze that one.
How far does leech work?
Three tiles ahead.
So, one, two, three, you can come right here.
Alright, I'm gonna start sticking leeches onto the boss.
I'm gonna use this to turn into a new item, melee tactic inflicts bleed and poison.
Okay, something else, back to the fucking pinball.
Okay, come over here, hook a boy, cough up a fly, cat anine the bleed off, cough up
another fly, hit him for 18.
Uh-oh.
Careful there.
Yep.
It's here right here.
Make sure it's a complete back stab.
Heavy shot.
Regular shot.
Nail.
Clear the body
Oh the spear gained Ebola
Spit him
of
the
Just do a heavy shot on you, and then we'll hold what we got, just move over here, so
this way I can push attack into him, then meet Cleaver, then walk away, as he eats whoever
Where's the Jason? I don't want to be next to him after I beat Cleaver.
I'm just gonna leech
and leech
Uh, cast a random spell.
Nice.
Let's come over here.
Why do you keep going after the Ranger?
Every time, dude.
Every time.
Alright, hit him.
So yes 300 or 260 90 speed meet Cleaver hip for 53
We'll freeze him for a turn
Batter up doesn't do anything
Move over here
Place a bear trap right here, so he'll get caught as soon as he wakes up.
Then we're just going to keep putting on more leeches.
Also, the damage was not doubled, so hagalas is still better.
Okay, we have to try and get a heal on you somehow.
Actually, I think you're just going to be eating a wound.
Okay.
How many shots do I got?
I got two.
Let's do more heavy shots and another heavy shot
All right, he's awake now
So half HP he wakes up
All right, spit on him, I'm gonna freeze him for a round, and freeze him for a round.
He also lost all of his leeches.
It's kind of shitty.
Once the elite's there, too.
My ranger's just gonna get downed and take a wound.
eye for an eye. I should be able to move here. Will he not
eat the healer? It says that he's blind to units behind him. I don't know how
Not sure that is.
Alright, heavy shot, good hit.
Another heavy shot.
big hit nice another big hit I'm gonna kill that one
you know myself 10 shield
just go over here now he has a bow law punch him freeze him dude spit is OP in
in the cavern.
And we just keep leeching him up.
I gave the healer a Bola.
Oh, fuck me.
I mean, me as well.
You know, I just have fucking a Bola forever, I guess.
spear katabola
job
Yeah, give a Bola to your chair.
There it is.
It's kind of hardcore.
He gets so angry that he rips out his own heart and tries to eat it.
Monch plus, mainly attack, the spell, does more damage, does less health you have, slice
and dice plus, cough plus, probably take cough plus.
can join die this is storing the throne do anything now catch boats time machine
wary from their long cold journey go further into the past this is a very
mu DMD like game you get very good loot there is incredibly good loot yes all
right it's time to spread Ebola to the dinosaurs
Let's see what we got, pterodactyls.
We'll pick up cats and pick at them flying.
Very high movement.
Ankyliosaurus has a wide melee attack with knockback 10 and a chance to inflict stun
That's a spin attack when it takes damage.
Nice.
Yeah.
Put a unit to sleep.
They get 5 health regen and 5 mana regen when it wakes up.
It's kind of like healing.
to sleep nice get over here
Watch out, Pterodactyl has a bowler.
Oh, good.
This is like the worst one to have.
Ah, what could go wrong?
many things.
Yeah, you're fine, you know.
That's actually kind of brutal.
Escape?
escape? Damn. What a guy. For yourself. Get over here.
Cawth.
Got him.
Munch.
Good job, fly.
Good job.
Heavy shot plus 50% chance to crit and has increased range.
Scout Me Plus is now free.
That's huge.
Jumpy finds a mysterious machine with paper sticking out of it.
In the paths?
Turn it on.
It stuns her and you took one damage.
Nice.
What do we got here?
and raptor kittens.
Malistis steals equipment from cats.
Oh shit.
Okay these gotta die.
Good kill.
move over here, spot me, then kill you, and then holy dash to heal you, and then confuse
you and give me some leeches
come over here meat hook spot me good shit spot a maggot spot another
the maggot. Cat of nine. Caught a Bola. Nice. Love it. I really want this chicken. Don't
I can't miss.
Oh wait I can't miss.
Nice.
Will you spot me?
We'll take out the other rat.
Move over here.
Ah.
He caught a Bola.
Nice.
He caught a Bola.
Let's do a holy dash.
some over here spot me the tank all the
way in the back and doing nothing. Love it.
Let's come right here.
Ca-ta-bo-la.
Oh, Ca-ta-bo-la.
Don't I already have a Bo-la?
Whatever. Right? Get over here.
Got him.
Heave hook plus, your hook can target tiles, you can just pull by your hook, gain trample.
This trample damage is doubled.
Rankle plus, when you take damage, gain plus one damage and temple damage. Oh shit.
Whenever you heal over max HP, gain one strength.
That's kinda cool.
But rankle is the way to go.
Let's give you the turkey because you're like the one person that can't heal themselves.
You know what?
Maybe I should give you the razor blade instead of the cat anine.
And maybe I'll give you the cat anine so you can cure your unbleed.
I'm a genius.
Human toe.
Nice.
It's lucky.
it's lucky
uh... you find a pinata i smash it
nice
i got a coin
one coin
the focus priests and
first the dino lovers
so dino number one melee attacker
defends its partner
seven
Seven attack, two movement, five lock.
The Pekia source, mainly attacker defense with partner.
Cool.
All right, let's do spot me to start.
You're probably gonna be the one
that we actually wanna take out first.
Oh boy.
Nothing like a little bit of a Bola.
Everybody loves a little bit of a Bola.
I am the Ebola of my body.
Nice.
my bleed.
here meet Cleaver not as good as I wanted it to be
all right let's go ahead and take some damage
And then we're going to summon a rot fly and come over here and spot me.
Oh.
Oh, that's awkward.
Oh god no.
if 16 bleed, oh no nevermind that's him.
Did he just kill the ranger?
Ranger's dead, isn't he?
Oh, good.
Well.
Nice.
of
healing aura is doubled
you and your allies have uncapped HP
A melee attack that always crits and inflicts bleed 10.
Sure.
And this one.
And a dino mask.
or your meteors killed the hunter?
How did that?
This is sad.
A sad, sad day.
shit with rune of agilos is actually kinda nuts and then I'll just give you the cleaver
actually I don't need cleaver anymore for the rest of this fight we should be good
Well, this is going to be shit.
Well, that's game.
uh... pretty sure i'd die here
Okay.
Nice.
Good fight, everybody.
I mean, I'm certainly doing the best.
Escape?
Nope.
Escape? Nope.
I can't, actually. Yeah, no, I can't grab him.
Nice.
out.
All right.
Nice.
Man, what a cool...
a cool enemy nice well imagine I had a ranger yeah imagine I wasn't down a
person yeah that was awful dude 25% chances kind of shit I saw the whole
thing hilarious a worry though I snatched up a few more things for you
totally covered in poopoos and peepees don't worry I'll share what do you want
back. Oh boy, out of all these items. Wow, this is all you got for me. Huge man. Thanks.
Well, at least we can have some small comfort in knowing that Ebola is currently wreaking
have it in the past.
What do you got meow?
you. Barf ball. With high HP. Yeah. Keep ya. Leeches. Sure. Tainted mother. Yep. Alright.
We'll take you.
Perfect.
Perfect. Alright, check the kittens.
Any good?
Eh, send it to the tank.
Sinbad.
Actually, we got terrible speed.
Karma?
Yeah, you're pretty good.
Gizm? Yeah, you're amazing.
Uh...
Here I fell. Yeah, you're really good.
A lob attack that does one damage to spill the spell out permanently becomes another hunter spell. Interesting.
Alright.
Let's try that again. Some different.
Oh god, three intelligence, three health.
I didn't realize how low your fucking hint was.
You dumb as fuck.
I mean maybe you could be a...
Maybe you could be a fighter, but then we'd be wasting the tainted mother.
Yo, we could go drill it. Pog and have tainted mother.
Okay, that seems pretty good.
I don't know what you're turning you in to.
Oy.
A leeching monk?
What could go wrong?
Rebound.
A melee attack that rebounds you backwards 10 tiles.
More.
refresh your movement action that's actually really good
that's a solid one
uh gain one armor this spell costs zero mana the first time you cast it each turn
okay when you take damage from an enemy attack gain plus one bonus attacks okay
Bodyguard.
Next time an ally is targeted by an enemy, switch places with that enemy.
Your allies have Brace 1.
That's pretty good.
That'll cry.
All your familiars in an area gain 2 plus damage.
Like a fish.
Water tiles don't slow you down.
Gay one.
Holy shield at the start of your turn if you're wet and have no holy shield.
Familiar as you spawn also have this passive. Nice.
Alright, so I'm going to give you the throbbing crown.
The bozel.
seems good
give me the nurse hat
actually maybe i'll give you the
you have an all stats up
to start
jurid's gonna die from standing too close to a rock
Have faith friend, have faith.
It's a heady Arthur.
Actually, you know what?
Pestilence.
Pestilence, monk.
I could do Death Stroud Bulletproof Vest so you willingly want to get downed every round.
That might not honestly be the worst thing in the world.
Do we really want to do one damage to our 8 HP?
Well you'll notice I did P symbol, meaning that I'll be able to do pestilence twice.
So I'm really only losing one damage, but I get to hit the whole board.
Hmm. Give you a turkey. Give you a turkey.
Yeah, we'll give you an all stats up.
All right, I hope we find some money
All right.
So let's see how this works.
Nice.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
Hurt me.
Yeah, good. Fuck me up.
Hell yeah!
All part of the plan.
Nice.
Well, it's certainly working.
I lose the druid in the very first round.
Gotta get sandstorm now for infinite AOA.
Yep.
Marf ball on to you.
of
All right, eat the whole turkey from over here, thank you, rebound, thank you.
And now you get up.
Huge.
Make a wish, lunge, grab, batter up.
We'll do lunch.
50% chance to find an extra consumable at the end of each battle.
Nice.
So what's stat up did you get?
I think you got a health up.
Because you were at 8 HP, now you're at 12.
Nice.
Oh god, no.
That looks very complicated.
Okay, these things kinda suck.
Oh, nope.
Where'd he go, mate?
Yeah, I'm sure doing pestilence and hitting the entire map is not gonna lead to some
serious ramifications of any kind.
how that didn't kill me.
Okay, you need to die.
Oh nice, kill it.
All right, pocket sand.
Pick pocket actually could be pretty good.
like a damage down. Yeah, I'll take pick bucket. Alright, how we looking? We're gaining stats.
Slowly. Slowly but surely this druid will become useful.
bag of rocks.
A melee attack that inflicts bruise.
That's actually kinda nice.
Is the lab hard mode?
It feels like it.
The fruit was a trap.
Oh, fuck me and the worst boss in the game.
Nice.
nice game one armor huge
like this boss is so shit
up didn't want to do that
Nice.
What is this boss?
Fucking awful is what it is.
Like you basically can't do damage without also getting hit in return.
And there's not really much you can do about it.
Oh my god.
the leeches brother. Save me.
Nice.
Uh, well, just gonna throw more leeches on you.
Got him.
Maybe walk away before doing leeches?
Maybe you didn't notice those blocks into a corner and couldn't move.
Oh my god.
I want to take hard head because that at least leads to some tanking here and I can't
take the hard path I will die nice there was an earthquake
oh and we got ambushed huge
absolutely huge all right let's come over here tech you push a done bag of rocks
Let's first.
I'd rather not get a charmed bird.
Oh yeah.
Why me?
Hey, why the leeches not do damage?
Oh wait I can't damage my allies and so I can leech my allies for free huge I use my
allies is health bags
Let's do the Bag of Bricks, hit you with that, then do...
Oh, I'm stupid.
How am I buffing your damage to 2?
What's giving you this damage buff?
That's buffing your basic attack damage.
The druid.
Mmm.
Good job, druid.
I'm proud of you.
I don't know.
Magic attack with melee attack, knockback 3 that inflicts confusion.
Side step, move 1 tile, gain, hop and block, jump to a tile and gain 2 block for each
enemy adjacent to that tile you land on.
Butt skim.
Don't take Dragon Punch.
Your stats are coming along nicely.
You're doing a great job and I'm proud of you.
Yeah
Smash it
Fuck not wanting to be the next victim the party flees and terror. No good
Why are we letting the druid die cuz every time he dies
Oh, fragile bandage plus two health regen.
Mystical blindfold.
Your physical attacks and abilities always miss.
Interesting.
of the squirrel spawn a squirrel on each adjacent tile then enter squirrel form your basic attack
becomes cheater and this becomes birth squirrel wait that's insane with the mystical headband
Squirrel build
Oh, yeah the blind squirrel
What's this?
Nice.
and changes forms but different kinds of liquid depending on his form.
Nice.
Creek Pill. Heels and changes the form of the Spear when eaten.
No.
Okay
Got him
Okay
There we go.
I can't hit you from here.
First squirrel, that's the one for churns.
He only has one HP.
Wasn't such a good idea after all.
I'm
Okay
Oh god help me
of
the
Oh, tunnels only used once per battle.
Well,
Forget him
Kip.
Oh god. Hell.
Oh my god, I'm so tired of this attacking enemy and then immediately lose your turn bullshit
Oh
Oh, right. You can't move. Nice.
Like, as soon as you attack this guy with anything that isn't a directional attack, you just lose your turn.
Well.
Oh, goodbye everybody.
Oh, Act 3, you were driving me up a wall.
What's that?
bring a ranger well I guess you just lose your turn every time you attack this boss
understood I guess
I'm pretty sure my other person is just like full on dead
Yeah, you get enough attacks there, buddy.
Okay.
Yep, bye-bye.
Nice.
Well, let this be a note.
You need to bring not potential damage, you need to bring actual damage, like you need
bring rangers to like every encounter because I don't know what to do there.
Like your options there to get spit on three times or let him eat all the pills and get
It's been on three times anyway.
Do you need to level against Act 1 and 2 and then bring Experience Cats to 3?
No!
No you can't!
Wow you literally cannot level up that
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Alright.
I
knew there
Let's bring it back.
speed I love it
God, you're gonna be so fucking slow.
All right, oh god I have like no items
Uh, light of fire under a food pickup on any tile, you can use your hook two times.
Survivalist, four healing consumables and a full water bottle are added to your inventory.
You can use consumables on allies to our plus two food at the end of each battle.
Oh god.
Backflip. Poison tips.
Blessing of Holly Fire. Holly Element. Spells deal double damage to enemies instead of healing and inflict burn too.
Nice.
Meow. Meow.
All right, we'll take the callus.
all right
Let's do it 12 dex.
All right, surely this one will go a little bit better
All right
Bro, it's round 1.
Turn the fuck down.
Nice.
over here what I can't you can't hook food
Wait, he gets back up, doesn't he?
Yeah, his body revives, fuck me.
he's just gonna get back up.
there we go.
the
All right.
Get over here.
All right, we're making progress oh no we're not
Get over here.
I can cook the food.
in case anyone was worried.
Alright, well if that first combat has anything to showcase, this is going to be an easy lapse.
Gib, an attack a unit in melee range. If it kills it, make food.
melee attack with life steal if used on an ally gain one strength if
Used on a pickup gain double the pickups effects
Burp
Crushinator the spell only damages shield I
Guess I'm gonna jump by jump my allies
sacrifice myself want to make a deal sure I got Libra oh my god the Ranger now has
lose two damage have usable speed same thing actually it's probably better on you
Oh my god, I have so many snacks.
Gonna get curbsombed by an annoying anti-bill boss.
Yep. You already know, buddy. You already know.
Oh, now I can jump you.
kind of funny. They can just sit there chomping each other. Drink some water.
to
get
Give me some more snacks.
some water. Oh god, I forgot about him being alive. You got leprosy, excuse me? What the
the fuck is leprosy? why?
The fire helps you do more damage.
I'll just keep...
I'll just keep not destroying the body.
Kidney a melee attack with increased critical hit chance if it crits and your trinket slot is empty
Gain a kidney
What is leprosy when you get hit spawn food that's not terrible
I mean going twice is always nice.
a bandana while that five health is less you have three damage and can move an extra time
each turn as I wear it last time I pulled a lever I got a bowler or something now I'm
Jinxed nice jinx isn't the worst
Nice
Solid moves buddy.
Ah, nice.
Fuck you, I love this boss.
really just a stat check that there's no way to avoid the damage that he does.
In turn, when in close range.
Motherfucker, if you move, he moves towards you.
You're always in range.
He just stat checks you.
Guess he doesn't attack you.
And then you don't attack him!
And then nothing happens!
What do you...
I...
I'll leave you to attack diagonally, motherfuckers.
If you move, he will try and move adjacent to you, and then, or in line with another ally.
If you attack him, he will attack you. If he can't attack you, he will attack an ally in his line of sight.
So if you move, he moves. You attack, he attacks. You don't got stats, you get rolled.
That's how that fight works. He literally just stat checks you.
Oh Jesus.
Nice.
He killed one of my units before I could even use it.
Fuck yeah dude.
Love that.
Great mechanic.
Nice.
It doesn't really matter what I do here.
Cool.
Let's go twice I guess.
Good job everybody.
Your healing abilities deal damage to enemies.
plus two range on tile targeted healing spells I guess
Pull tab. Nice. Everybody is very fucked up.
Alright, ignore the TV because my stats are shit.
Well, let's go over here.
Let's eat a snack, oh god we have an elite flopper.
Backflip.
Oh, there's two elites.
Nice.
Well...
I think I'm done bringing rogues to the... I'm done bringing rogues to this dungeon.
Yep.
Nice.
Why rogues in particular because all the rogue does is get in position to get fucked in the labs
Hello
I saw the whole thing hilarious don't worry though I snatched up a few pieces of
shit for you what do you want back
this will take the Libra thank you for the one singular shit item also I have
have to have a run for the dragon that launches tomorrow.
God, I have just been getting shit on all fucking day.
I got one good run, and then after that it has just been dog shit the whole way.
And it all starts with bringing a rogue.
My god
Who the fuck am I bringing here?
What did you get?
Oh, you're fucking obsessive compulsive.
All right, let's do it
All right, it's time for a nice humble act one maybe act two me it's nice time for a nice humble desert run
Actually, I can just give you this and give you Libra, I think.
Yeah, I think you're just contender for Libra.
Mm-hmm.
Where would you get everybody gets sleep darts and you can spawn a pooter
Actually not terrible
You can spawn a frog allied familiars are immune to damage from tiles knock back thorns and trample
Nice
Plus thorns for scrap
Tell target spells gain range absorb
All right, not terrible
And we can just do that this round
Yeah, I'm just gonna give you
I'm just gonna give that's you you'll take a brick hat
And give me the mushroom hat
plus the three speed feed it to the man in the moon
toss it to allies with open weapon slots to avoid taking three burn each
burn three each turn flies burn three units of adjacent to catch it oh god
should we do hot potato i mean i don't see how that's gonna go well
especially since everybody has the exact same speed so that's gonna make the hot potato a
pain in the ass. You know what? Let's do chaos device. That seems good. Let's do chaos device.
Let's go to the moon.
I'm ready.
All right, so what do we got here?
Snake.
snake carcass inflict sleep one nice you know one thing I kind of wish that Edmund
would add is the ability to actually change the way that your cats move through tiles.
Because if I go like this I'm gonna get hit by the snake.
But I can't tell my unit to go anywhere else, so.
All right, there we go, we spit on that.
All right, let me get there.
I
Nice
Spit
We can come over here.
Here's him.
back to sleepy out
I got a rock huge
Oh, the putter is not A.I. but is AI controlled.
Hang on to break those open.
Shadow shift.
Teleport exactly two tiles away.
They can behind a shadow that mimics your basic attack.
Blow all units back one tile.
Dash throw or three tiles and attack.
This deals two damage for each action you've taken this turn.
Big shadow shift that's not terrible.
Rock.
Huge.
Uh, wind is gonna blow everything.
I drink it.
Nice.
You feel particularly ready for the next battle.
Alright.
Is it just me or is this game too much thinking?
I know, thinking is very difficult.
I'm sorry that you have to do it sometimes.
Don't worry though.
We'll get through this together.
Together, you and I can think.
All right, oh, I didn't see you back there.
Yeah, saw me.
That's okay.
I guess that's from the side. Understood.
That's actually cool.
I'm going to destroy these because we really need to sift through some traps and get rid
here
All right
Nice
Maybe it's your auto attack, huh?
of
Nice.
So no more lab?
No, I didn't want to get rolled by lab for like the third time in a row.
God, these... oh, so chaos affects the whole party. Oh, good.
Nice.
Reduce.
Anybody got like stacked outlock?
I guess you can wear it.
Eat. Eat the poop.
Nice, I got ringworm.
Minus three charisma, your basic attacks inflict weakness three.
That's pretty good
Nice.
Gotta sleep.
you
spawn a pewter
okay
Yeah.
I'm going to get him again.
of
That's fine.
I could summon more.
Quick, you just sleep.
Oh, right.
Oh, right, there was a corpse, so you get the res.
My blade... happens from time to time.
There we go.
Beautiful.
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
A melee attack that hits twice each punch inflicts bruise
Reduce the cost of your other spells by one
Give a unit plus one damage that unit becomes the alpha
I'll take one too punch.
Alright.
Alright, at least this one's gonna be easy.
Yesh.
He ran away.
Oh god.
Help.
Oh god.
Help.
There we go. We'll put you to sleep.
Some of the frog become tiny.
Why do they run away when they fall asleep?
I
Steal time a melee attack
attack. Uh, a melee attack if this crits, refresh your basic attack and move in actions.
Flatline, down yourself if you don't get injured. Spawn of shadow, copy yourself that fades
after first turn. Reflect. Resummon crow. Okay. That should give me another crow.
Because I don't actually have a crow.
Yeah, I don't have a crow yet.
Go around.
Hell yeah.
Okay, so we got the elite here.
There's an elite bounty hunter in the back as well.
I put you to sleep, 7th frog.
of
Alright, now I can go over here and grab that armor.
So yes, I can summon my own crow.
And that crow will get a turn.
It's actually pretty good.
Well, not what I wanted to do.
I'll
now
how
33% chance to teleport to a random tile when targeted by an enemy
Nice.
Your basic attack inflicts magic weakness one.
Nice. My basic attack is a heal.
So I get blink.
Stumble upon a cat party.
I join in.
12 charisma.
The entire party is healed 100% health.
Hell yeah.
Where'd those masks?
Mustache.
Citrus Berry.
When you take damage, craft a tinker or weapon or armor piece and equip it to an empty slide.
lights when you switch stances which you can't even do, mid a sparkle.
Actions with a once per battle restriction can instead be cast once per turn, like second
That wind.
Huge.
Nice.
Alright.
You're out of bullets.
We do want to destroy all these crates, because they got potential for items.
Oh
Nice I love this right picture to sleep
Oh
Nice good man weapon you woke up
of
the
I
All right.
More frogs.
Now there.
Jump.
of the
I
I'm not sure.
Shhh!
Dagger frogs.
One with nothing.
If you end your turn with zero mana, double your mana regen.
That's actually really good.
Yeah, one with nothing is pretty good.
Because we can actually play around that.
Lonesome Roan is now on the playlist.
All right.
Pawn, move one tile towards the closest enemy.
You actually need the heal.
Alright, let's go to the crater and immediately fight another boss.
of
the
Parasaria takes an extra turn for every extra Sprout they each get an action
and I bet their first action is to summon a Sprout if I had to guess
All right, so come over here spawn a pooter
Ah, every time you attack them, it spawns a Sprout.
Gotcha.
Every time you hit them, it's going to spawn a Sprout.
That's going to be interesting.
Nice.
I did it.
Punching himself in confusion does not count as another Sprout.
dead that's a lot of sprouts
Can I get my mana back now?
This lets me spawn.
I need to take out that.
What?
Oh my god.
Take it.
There we go.
Take it.
There we go.
Some fear.
All right, set up some frogs.
Got that one.
Mars actually isn't too bad.
I think we can kill it before it actually gets its turn again.
Or not.
No, do not.
Do not eat the fucking Maul of Lard next to the loss.
Jesus.
Okay, I'll try it
of
and
Oh, spit doesn't actually do anything.
Alright, not too bad.
4.
Or Patellar Reflex.
Or Mini-Me.
I gotta go with Mini-Me.
Superhero Mask.
Plus one damage.
Basic attack knocks units into the air, lobbing them back three tiles.
Wow.
That's actually really good.
Oh no.
Nice.
All right, summon some frogs.
Nice actually killing them.
Okay I can't attack at this round.
Mini me, what are you doing?
Nice.
Love that.
interaction all the way around.
of
Keep summoning frogs.
Hey, you can have more than negative HP.
Hell yeah.
My poor... poor ranger.
Find a pile of pelts.
Hey, loot them.
Nice.
Nice, immediately a broken paw and because they're in the corner, guess what?
That's right, their corpse is probably going to get destroyed, I'm excited.
I'm not going to want to move.
and
you
if
Nice to hit himself in confusion.
Oh, I'm also confused.
for some unknown reason.
Oh my god, Blink did something.
Holy shit!
We finally got past the necromancer done.
Crazy.
Alright.
I
Know
Beautiful.
Alright, let's see what our path of the Necromancer ability is going to be for the Druid.
Just more health.
Just an infinite amount of HP.
Eternal Servitude. Resurrect an enemy body to full HP. It joins your team.
Oh my god
You spy a cute little bird I catch it lost seven coins
Got a meteor hire hit man spot spend seven coins and summon a bounty hunter
That'll be yours
I
This is actually kind of terrible
I guess we're is
I haven't seen any of these three.
Hmm eggs.
Strange eggs pop up everywhere.
Strange egg.
What could it transform into?
Oh my god.
Kill that Amoeba.
that egg. Oh, what the fuck is that? Crater creeper.
I bet they don't take damage from the sides.
Yep, only takes damage from the front.
Saw it.
Saw it with my eyes.
I figured it out.
All right.
Alright.
Well, we may not find out what's in those strange eggs, which I'm okay with.
We don't really need to know what's in those strange eggs yet.
We don't really need to know.
Okay.
of
a gun
Why do you keep taking wounds?
And why won't this thing just die?
God
of
Nice.
Try again.
Good shit.
Oh my god I can finally kill it.
I saw it.
You see?
There.
Draw my team.
It broke my ringworm.
Nice.
I got that tried
I like that that didn't even get an action that just existed.
of
get some damage in. Good job.
carry and shot deal one damage and inflict leech one this spell grows stronger and castable
while you're downed
Wow.
Hyper miss.
Actually Hyper Beam has some pretty good value at...
We're going to the moon.
Remember we're going to the moon.
Now I'll take weir of the champions and make a super bird.
There you go.
That's for you.
Put a muzzle on you.
Oh, I get to keep you.
That's sick.
I got to remember.
He doesn't stop.
All right.
That's enough of that.
Her HB is not looking too hot, friendo.
Nice.
Oh wait.
You're familiar to not doing damage to each other.
Wait, that's awesome.
There you go, one health.
Don't say I never gave you anything.
You know, I probably don't want blind units as my extra party members.
We should probably kill this thing.
I have already seen the future and know that you will cause problems.
Is yet to do anything good and I don't think it will.
there you go we're healing you you getting healed ranger I don't know if
If you can feel it right now, but you're getting healed.
I'm letting that egg hatch because at this point I kinda want to see what it turns into.
into won't be a bad thing yeah and plus I'm healing my ranger
Oh, it's an alien.
Wait, that's huge.
Wait, I want one of those.
of
Oh, I should have done many.
I wanted it.
I got some PCP.
Boogers or poop?
Poop.
You got some PCP.
The heat of a small crater.
You find a vibrating meteor.
I take it.
You got an amoeba.
plus 4 armor, minus 1 charisma, plus 1 brace, 10% chance to miss.
Huge.
Meat clapping sounds.
And we must survive
Me and my friends
You take my little mouth off
Me and my friends
I'm gonna die
And I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die
And I'm gonna die
of
Nice.
Good start.
Alright.
All right, everybody gets an All-Stats-Up.
Why are you going to cast that one? Oh, you're going to cast it once per battle.
Oh, there's a fucking flea in the way.
I
Oh fuck.
Should be fine, this mini-me I think is gonna die.
God the fact that it's always facing this way has been such a fuck because this drill
isn't a bad position.
There we go.
Oh nice.
sleep
and
Oh, fuck me.
Why?
Okay, I think that's just mini-me.
Okay, that's mini-me and birds.
We can actually attack them for once.
I'm so sorry.
I'm good oh my god oh fuck me dude
It has just been death all day.
of
I'll wait, no, that's not what I wanted to fucking do.
I'm not sure what he did, Perkz.
got it. Look at that. Not dead. Bounce shot. Lying shot. Divisects. Awesome.
All stats up yo feline invaders is now in the playlist. Let's go
God help me
So you want to return home instead of continuing further?
Well, when you put it like that,
when you put it like that,
it may as well continue forward, you know?
When you put it like that,
I mean, why not just keep going forward?
of
kill him
you
Okay
All right.
There's two left.
That's one over here.
Resurrect you!
Now we have a counter spell on our team.
Nice, good twice.
Well, I was gonna resin another body, but okay, fuck me, I guess.
I take the super toad
eat examine or loot I'll loot it
I got four food. Huge.
Nice.
Hell yeah.
Another one had it to the group.
We're making it work, baby.
Summon Crow.
Oh, Summon Crow is amazing, because you can just summon infinite crows.
Holy.
Or I can spawn two pooters.
Plus two range plus one kinetic spikes
It's actually not bad.
The plus tier range is actually kind of huge.
Angelic protect here.
32% chance to teleport to a random tile and targeted by an enemy.
Yo, this combined with blink.
I got another cat give him the never stone
oh boy okay so round one we spawn a
the pooter. Counter spell, boom. Now they can't jump. I'll be selling a superfrog.
And then I summon an extra unit.
Boom.
Look at all these all stats ups.
Wait, is their basic attack considered a spell so they can't actually attack with two counterspells on the board?
Hold up.
I can't lose.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, now I gotta go for this thing.
I'm going to summon a crow and begin unlimited bird works.
Oh yeah, counterspelled. Can't attack me.
Oh, tell the pewter.
Question, can I kill... hear me out, can I kill the guard that I summon and then rez
him as a permanent fixture of the army?
It's only enemies.
Oh.
Bear in mind.
Murder.
I
Had it
I got him.
darts plus
the fact
bonus ability slit your wrist
the fact
now
all it's to get to the i see
It's to get to zero mana.
I see.
It's a mana burner.
The problem is that I have no way to...
I'm just gonna take... oh.
Never mind.
You're familiar spawn with plus one holy shield.
Or your third familiar is upgraded into a champion.
Over blank.
Yeah.
oh my god look at that mega toad
What's that thick note?
Oh blood.
Oh my god, why?
Don't get rid of the bodies.
You idiots.
I need those.
Can only receive one damage at a time.
of
not bad
I'm just gonna keep taking health.
Mega Alien Blaster.
A laser attack gains plus 5 damage for the rest of battle each time it's used.
Take five damage when used.
Hey, I have something for you to use now.
Try not to kill yourself with it, okay?
Examine.
Hit the trap.
Good thought.
Wow.
Well, that was terrifying.
the
price
of the
Oh my god.
Meow.
Well, at least I got an Elite Broker.
That's not the worst thing in the world.
If I could get a second one that'd be great, I could cat-nick the next battle.
I should.
Meow!
It's gotta be health.
Meow!
I got a human eye.
Nice.
Alright.
Large meteor.
cracker when you deal damage to an ally they gain plus one damage all right well
we made it to the moon
All right, how the fuck am I going to actually kill this boss with basically no healing?
Because I want to stay somewhere higher than the one I'm in.
And the day I'm taken abound, I can never come in now.
I want to play somewhere higher than the one I'm in.
So long as that's in me
Hello, you never
Somewhere beyond your
Psychedelic satellite
I won't take you far
I wanna stay
Somewhere higher than
I
I need to hit it diagonally is the problem.
I
What
Bra
Okay
I
I mean, there you go, you know?
Now we just have to hit him three hundred and eighty-five times.
Easy.
Oh my god, I thought you'd hit it forward one now
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I mean, we're getting there.
I mean, this is such an ass-backwards way to do this fight, but I mean, we're getting
This is such an ass-backwards way to do this fight, but I mean we're getting there
We're getting there and by getting there I mean we're not really
you
Okay
I can't use you oh come on man just smack them I hate everything
I
Well, you don't want to eat it anymore
more birds
Oh my god.
You know, at this point I almost want to just focus the hands because then I can just sit
here.
That's where I'm almost at.
Oh wait, wait, come on man, he punched himself!
It has to have counted.
Help me.
Valley Hunter was a mistake. Everything was a mistake.
And I summon another pooter.
And another bird.
Yep
Mm-hmm
I'm going to die of exhaustion before this battle is over.
Because giving these guys to smash him is just the worst fucking thing in the world.
okay minus one bird
Oh my god, he's in a position where I can do something.
Holy.
It's happening.
He's in.
I
No problem.
Hey, we did it, finally.
Hey!
Get him!
Holy shit!
now we're cooking
yeah infinite pro works
Yeah, yeah.
One more.
Hey, look at that.
me out. Mega million plus. And y'all said I was gonna die. Y'all said going to the
moon was impossible. Well look at that. Clearly it's not. I touched the obelisk and break
my arm. Oh, I feel my, my body mutate. What did you get? An ear mutation. Nice. Dead hummingbird.
use gain 20 speed and 50 dodge chance wow that's kind of nuts
plenty of those on the moon now there's a couple dead hunting birds on the moon
now
Well, this sure as hell wasn't my fault.
Obviously, you pushed the needles in too far or something.
And you better not report this to the county.
Marty being monitored by the feds about my human cloning operation.
Whatever.
I forgive you.
Infinite Crow works.
He-he-heh!
Meow.
And it was just all summons.
You know?
What if it's just everybody summoning?
Just a whole bunch of summons and then Alan Heels.
All right.
Give you a muzzle.
I'm going to summon a whole bunch.
We're just gonna summon many many.
Oh
Take the confusion
all right I believe in you. Go get it friends. Go kill the rock monster. Zaratana!
Oh shit and elite crow damn look at that
I
Now, alright, let's go sleep dart.
Alright, he wakes up.
Big hits.
There we go.
We got to heal everybody up.
Now we'll give you weakness as well.
Alright, what do you got?
Spongebob maggots.
Noticing a trend with what's strong.
It involves just tons of enemies.
And that Brace 10's kinda wild there, don't you think?
Alright, so now the toad has 12, the maggot has 23, the maggot has 23, this bird has 48,
this bird has 60, the fucking bird is stronger than me.
Let's move over here.
There we go.
I don't have to worry about blocks anymore.
Confusion also very good
Let's get some of some of these rocks
maggot, maggot, maggot
meh
Seven more. Keep summoning the army.
Box them in.
Oh, that was mine.
Okay, there's some room in there.
Alright.
confusion really isn't doing a whole lot of confusing.
I have to wonder why Edmund hates melee characters.
If you attack this boss with a basic melee attack, he spawns rocks.
If you hit him with a ranged attack, he just sits there and takes it.
of Steadman. Glad you hate melee. Also Confusion, pretty good debuff. Or I guess, is it when
you crit him? Maybe it's not a crit. Maybe I'm stupid. Whatever. Spawn more minions.
Yeah, I think it's actually on a crit. It's if you hit 10 or more. Oh, it's on 10 plus
damage gotcha
black shard found and added to quest items oh boy what's that one
What's that item?
Black Shard, absorb a unit with one or less health to power this item up.
after 20 Absorptions saves its power across multiple runs usable once per battle okay and
it says absorb a unit with one HP a unit not a friendly not an enemy a unit meaning I can
spawn a one HP maggot and then suck it up.
Rock also a unit. I think a rock is also a unit.
and
Okay. Get this. I've trained the cats to ride those old people I stole. Imagine waking
up to that. Cats riding grandma's, she's donkey kicking around the living room. Sadly,
cash flows are still a bit low. So I gotta focus and really figure out how to turn
a profit.
That's why I'm doing this
Pretty judgmental coming from someone like you. Yeah, no, no
I ever feel like it's just a hole in your heart
Like a gunshot or a murmur
Something's missing
Ever since I can remember I always just wanted to feel like I was half the man I should be
Now you got me acting like a freaking girl
The hell out of here. I was just joking about all that stuff. I said you have more room in your storage by the way
I want better cats center of the earth or space. I need cats that have been there
Now leave
How big is my storage now? Holy
Okay, that's that's
Plenty of storage to last me like if I'm full up on this then we're good
that's a lot more storage now we want to work on leveling up
Well, one extra comfort... huge.
eventually I need to have a I do agree we need to have a fight club where we
We just have cats just beating the shit out of each other.
What do we got?
Mr. Liu, holy.
Spawn with Tainted Mother, High Intelligence, High Dex, beautiful.
Kiss.
got here 10 speed spawn maggot probably just use you as a rogue
We got here hold shoulder
We got here shit
Big red garbage, what do you got boost gain one magic damage until the end of turn with
really really high strength and low intelligence garbage what do you get these
zero in people out of here yeah gym membership all stats up
I don't know who's spawning all these shit cats but get them out of here zero
Her intelligence is basically just like, unusable.
Attractive hair clip after you're down the next time an allied cat takes the turn, they
take an extra turn.
It's only usable for like one turn though.
We got a border, force a unit within your line of sight to move and attack one of its enemies.
That's actually really good ability.
Battle? You're usable.
Embred.
Nope.
Oh
No, oh
Is it gonna be to fight both of them? Oh
No, no, no, they're gonna team up
the
the Kaiju's are bringing the fight to you, oh good
Now we get to fight both of them at the same time.
Goodie.
I was worried.
I was starting to think it was just too easy.
Oh my god.
I
Was really just getting too easy
Yeah
Let's get this shit out of fighting
Murder them
We're at least one of them whatever gets them stuff destroying literally everything in town. I'm shot trapped in this damn store for a week
Landlord can go to hell and thinks I'm paying for the last seven days.
You know what?
Go kill him too while you're at it.
I'm in every other landlord out there.
Which he got.
More appeal.
What the fuck is this thing?
Art decoration fridge.
huge. More appeal. More appeal for better strays. Alright, who we taking here? High speed,
High Dex, bad intelligence.
That's a rogue.
High health, high charisma.
Decent speed.
High Dex, high ant.
Some luck.
That's a Ranger. So we have a Thief and a Ranger.
Actually, you're a better Ranger.
Dara, what are you?
A Priest.
All right.
6.
God, you look horrifying.
I'm actually thinking of turning you into like a necromancer.
Yeah.
Just a leech tank.
I
God, my cats are beca- look at Mr. Lou, he's just a fucking abomination, dude.
My poor cats.
They're becoming mutated as fuck.
Now?
Alright, what'd you get?
Tainted mother and quiver.
Holy weapon, which is fucking terrible.
An evil patron.
Okay.
Backflip and critical.
Counter and Scars.
Alright.
There's really not a lot of items right now.
your muzzle. So you don't really use strength anyway. Doesn't really matter.
All right.
it to the man in the moon or are we going black shard let's do black shard
could take two quests yeah but I don't feel like taking two quests it feels like a bad
time. Holy fuck, dude.
Ah.
world's fastest zoomie zooms
Wow.
There it is.
Or we get it with two or oh, that's kind of cool
So it gets easier to use
emergency
convert, lightning light, dirt
music
I eat the mushroom I stumble on it damn leave no such thing as water in the
Desert.
Keep f**king that up.
Absorb not just three damage
I can only be used once.
who's left? Oh, it's on fly.
I don't know how many fights there are.
Synchro spin, Nip is very good.
With all the physical damage we have, Nip is going to be the last.
Counterfeit coin.
Flip a coin.
Heads, game, five coins.
Tails, lose five coins.
Nice.
It's thunder storming now in the desert.
Dash.
What's Dash do?
Dash.
His range attacks scatter held coins.
Has a melee attack that inflicts poison.
Seeks coin pickups.
Gains backflip every time he gets a coin.
Interesting, interesting.
Alright, there's my quest done.
leeches, leeches, leeches.
Just gonna attack you and then backflip.
Let's go.
There we go.
You can waste that.
backflip. Alright. Nip. Nip. Nip. Nip. Nip. Nip. Nip. Nip. Punch for 15. Good and he'll
you and our rangers just done nothing the whole fight
the
guy
The maggots, they call.
The maggots are the way.
I
Right
All right, we'll eat any of here is the thumb
I
Give you a lick
Beautiful all right, let's go over here
Get ya.
Spawn some maggots.
Gotta give so much speed.
It's actually ridiculous how much you have.
I can't get to where I need to go, unfortunately.
Speed's not good enough.
Oh, there's another enemy.
I can't make it to where I want to go, we'll just do that, bird dies on its turn.
still can't hit it, not damn
doesn't count
please
Let me hit him.
Oh yeah, the shard.
Well, I didn't expect you to crit.
That's fine.
Steal luck, weak melee attack.
If you crit, gain one luck.
Sure.
Plus four speed.
Holy.
Give that to you.
Now you can actually go somewhere.
Uh, sure.
Destroy the rat.
Nearby rats scamper away in fear.
Okay, we got...
Oh, wow.
Elite fly swarm.
some elite flies.
the
No, why are you over here?
I
Sporets
I mean, that's dead on its turn, so I gotta worry about that one.
There you go.
You're healed.
of the healing in your body.
All right, we have these two flies left.
I still want to try and get a heal, though.
There you go.
At the end of your turn spawn a flea familiar equal to the number of enemies you've killed.
Poison one your basic shot becomes puke shot
Hmm that seems kind of cool
When you use your weapon, automatically use it again for free.
Uh, that's awkward because you're using the quest item.
Your weapon and item abilities deal plus 2 damage and get 25 critical hit chance.
Also, a pipe is added to your inventory.
No all of a sudden I've literally missed it one time.
a rare mania angle.
I don't know, I just always hate when there's like that person that's in my chat.
He's being fucking stupid and isn't doing the right thing because he made one mistake.
Will you be the shard?
You're gonna do a willed.
Boss!
Can I absorb your uh your little dice there?
Okay so...
I don't want five as bad. Two is good.
If you ever see it on a one, you want to... you want to re-roll it.
Because he will re-roll it if you don't.
Ooh.
That's kinda cool.
Oh, rolled two anyway.
That's bad? I mean, yeah.
Because if he re-rolls it, it could go to anything but it too.
Four is bad, four is still bad, six is fucking terrible, I'll take a three.
of
tough
five
I really don't want it on the six.
Oh
Nice state
Oh, okay.
Three is actually not that bad, now that I know what it does.
Oh
I
Was rough but we got it
Maybe speed.
Actually, I don't like this thing.
All right, let's head to the bunker.
They're winning or losing commission at the end?
Yeah, making it to the end.
Oh, God.
Bishop hat.
Trax cultus.
picked up by a cultist and moved them to a bishop.
What the fuck is a bishop?
You know what?
I don't even want to know.
Just kill him.
I'm just gonna run.
Nice.
and I'm getting like no fucking value out of these
Nice.
Alright, put two leeches on you
One leaks on you.
I'm going to leave one alive.
Actually, I probably can just absorb this trashcan.
Yeah.
I'm probably just going to trashcan.
How am I going to lose house defense?
I don't think anything happens.
You just lose your cats.
You're basically just forced to use four cats that you might lose.
Nice.
I was going to go use it on the trash can, but then they killed themselves.
Attack attack hits twice for half damage.
I'll take penetrate actually.
If you can't lose, what's the point?
It's there so that you use your cats, your force to give away 4 cats.
Plus whatever items you decide to equip them with.
If you decide to use just 4 throwaways, guess what, 7 days later, it's gonna happen again.
So you make no progress.
Worry about your twitch chat.
got here lovebot
this
not having any sort of like reposition ability kind of sucks on rogue cuz like
what am I to do
of
Actually I can just one-shot that.
should be a snip on it
this will take luck because like you have to move in position to attack and then you
Don't have a reposition.
Read?
Up.
I get ambushed.
Blowing coin.
That's to flip and get double mana.
Oh god, we're being ambushed on the Lenny fight.
Okay.
Wait, I actually didn't pay attention. Who's he going after?
Especially Daru. Who's Daru? Oh, he's my fighter.
Okay.
I'll be back.
Back you back.
of
now
Nice.
Good to hear you.
It's not here.
Absorb.
Okay.
Oh, you currently have like zero HP, so we're going to go for some health.
I'm not sure what to do.
Ball gag.
Nice.
Check glass.
Disco biscuit.
I'll take that.
I'm dead.
I, the ambush carried over.
I'm dead.
Like there's no way I survive this.
I'm dead like there's no way I survived this I
Think the ambush was gonna carry over to this fight
I'm gonna stand over here and that's a charm and I have sharing and scaring and take the
other one.
What's the Raccoon ability do?
Nothing.
Nothing useful.
Okay, so here's Charm and he's gonna go after these two next.
of
nice
of
nine
Holy fuck.
Ah, I'm sure Legspike Mugenics has my priority right now.
Molten glowing radioactive waste slowly oozes from a fissure in the wall.
Even from this distance it really feels strange heat radiating from the elephant's foot on
his soft skin.
Yeah now I'm gonna leave that alone.
Rare furniture.
Love to see it.
Nice.
of
the
Oh shit. That's fine.
There we go.
Ram. Icepunt. Icepunt is so good.
I drink it.
You take 10 damage. Nice. My favorite. Time to beat Johnny.
We don't have a watering hose this time, which makes this fight significantly harder.
So he's going to keep spawning adds, we need to let that make sure the adds don't actually
get to him adds get to him the boss can use his abilities if the ads aren't
touching him boss can't use his abilities
Yep.
15.
Actually I should have done steroids.
Back you up.
Knock you back as well.
Oh shit, he's a zealot now.
him.
Ouch.
I
Really need to heal
Oh god, there's so many cultists!
And almost a hundred percent
Okay, he dies on his turn
He dies on his turn actually
Let's move you over here push you back spawn more maggots shields
And I mind he takes the poison of the bleed
Oh, that was funny.
I killed their leader.
Alright, well let's convert that one.
Move over here. Heal you.
Push you to the side.
each that one
Oh fuck me, I clicked on the wrong one.
All right, so this one with two, actually no, I want him to explode to hit this guy.
Let's move over here.
that one okay now let's convert that one
beautiful
I can bleed
In one shot
Actually, that's just yeah, we can potentially one shot that one nice
Beautiful.
There we go.
Drugged that dead? Nah, he just takes a minus stat.
reverse the last damage an adjacent unit took turn foe four seat nearby unit to
move away from you
turn foe is pretty good much more than the fucking raccoon form that we haven't
cast a single time alone the darkest now on there
So hell we go.
What we got here, Whisperer.
Range attack inflicts bruise and minus two speed to enemies.
And brace to allies.
It's melee inflicts charm.
And then we got Belcher.
Alright, he's starting to mix burn, creates a lot of tile, and then we need to fire.
of
You're getting sexy really well.
That's good to know.
Oh, okay.
I was going to absorb one of you, but I guess that works.
It's not like it really matters anyway, because you can't do the 20 Absorptions in a single
run anyway. Alright. Which one? This one goes next.
One, two, three, four.
You don't have to worry about burn if it's the last turn.
Burn only realizes the damage on the next turn, so if you're walking through lava
it's your last chance you're good shoot a random unit within range random unit not necessarily a
enemy
Okay.
Eh.
Take pheromones.
I don't eat all but one of my HP.
I got an all stats up. Nice. Yes, give it all. Perfect.
Hell yeah.
Chain Demon will hook and pull units towards itself, immune to fire.
Okay, so probably don't want to be adjacent to you.
of
up
of
them
and
You need a heal.
Cuck can you stop one-shotting everything?
of
Not damn.
You just don't stop critting.
Uh, eagle eyes, spawn coins, jitter and flick confusion.
This is gonna replace something, isn't it?
I'll just take the pull deal.
I'm going to ignore that.
Callous.
That's a good one.
Aw, fuck.
Cerberus.
Serverless is a scary, scary boy.
Nice.
Well, you're gonna get hit by that.
Or will you?
Hell yeah.
Oh yeah.
No, you never want to backstab Cerberus because he enrages if you backstab him.
I'm gonna try and heal you, but there's no way to do that.
Okay.
That's not what I wanted.
Alright, Rogue is just gonna take a wound.
I don't want it to save you, but that just ain't happening.
well actually wait hang on there we go now you're still nice I'm getting fucked
Yeah
I'm missing damage
Let's stop me
That's just what happens when you play a game for
12 hours a day
They start messing up churns
of
Nice.
Ooh, that Bronstone is rough, buddy.
of the
way we got in here
Turn foe plus, convert plus, and flip charm two on a non-boss enemies with less than
25% health.
Join your party.
That's going to be leeches plus, actually, now we'll take convert plus, I might be
got to pick up a unit or two on the way to the boss now definitely make things
easier
uh...
you got needle shot plus
steel lock plus
steel lock plus doesn't require a crit
which makes it a lot more usable
Except you know what?
You kinda need the regen more than anybody else.
I'm gonna give you a railroad spike.
So we got here, brook!
Those rocks have a chance to inflict stun when it rains.
Well, uppercut units above 50% health will instantly kill units below 50% health.
Oh.
is that all is that all I mean that would be good for the boss
definitely want to add that to the party I can only recruit I can like recruit
convert at 25% HP.
of
okay he's ready
how far can i convert?
One, two, three, four tiles away.
These one, two, three, four.
The break here should be good.
Actually, we're high enough out from not really worried too much.
So we'll convert him.
and he's actually close we might be able to convert him to
send your turn
now this guy goes before this one so we're not going to get the second convert
All right, ice punch plus nit plus
trap mask. Nice.
That's gonna be that.
Sneak by.
Hell yeah.
Alright, what do we got here?
Chain Demon Plus.
Uh...
It's what?
6 HP.
Cause 7 will be 28.
Plus that'll be 6, yeah, yeah that's 6.
,
nice
Let's bring it closer to the priest.
It's actually perfect.
5 HP and then you convert.
Nice, you're in my party.
grow the army
and impaled that boy on the spikes
And it for one damage
This guy's actually I feel like kind of useless I
I can't convert him so now I'm gonna get his HP to...
I have to get him down two more, I'm pretty sure.
I'll try it.
Yeah, now.
Doesn't count.
Rip him!
Oh yeah.
Rip them.
Oh yeah.
Definitely mega plus.
So I might be able to actually just stop.
I'm not gonna just stop the summon all together and just hard focus the boss
Just now the DPS race of actually stopping the summon is not too bad
So this guy has 300 HP and he's gonna do a cast to basically summon the actual boss in two turns
turns. 300 HP in two turns is not very feasible, but since he executes at 50, I could probably
actually do it.
I
Also got me
Oh, he actually does have a basic melee.
He's already at 225.
I might actually just be able to kill them almost one turn.
Normally you're supposed to go for the candles.
Alright, so that's one.
Let me go ahead and take out two frogs here.
and then we'll nip, nip, nip, attack, double nil, aww he's so close, I might actually
better kill him without the, nah I'm gonna be able to kill him without the execute
Good.
Maybe not.
Hey, there it is!
Oh, yeah, dude.
Beautiful.
Rubber arrows is so good much better than fucking flea bag
Well, yeah, dude was the achievement clearing the core with the cleric
Touch the obelisk I
Got another mutation
I'm good luck figuring out which one it was though. I think it was the fur mutation
Oh, yeah dude
How do I get for my rare?
Oh dude, rare bone chair.
Hell yeah, plus four appeal.
Chair maxing.
There we go.
A chair, a dresser on a chair with an aquarium on the dresser and a safe on this aquarium.
It's beautiful.
Oh, grab that.
Not that I need it.
Actually...
Hang on.
There we go.
Braiding Room continues to...
gather in strength.
All right, it's time to get rid of some cats here, who do I not want?
Let's get rid of these ultra-retireds, set them to Frank.
Is that our only ultra-retired?
Little sis.
There you go.
Roman, I don't even want you.
The Blitz you go.
Let's see what we got here.
Are you worth keeping?
Shrug it off, you'll equal
health equal to your strength
and you have like no strength and you're in brightest fight.
You're pretty good.
Ah, you're a really good ranger.
Any more strength units?
I just here.
Peanut shaped rockets.
I think it's pretty self-explanatory, dude.
Are you any good?
Dude, all I have are Rangers.
Well, aren't you going to say anything nice about my new shirt?
Six, seven!
My God, I'm so sick of rude people.
I can't, my game people just get past their insecurities and compliment me.
Get over yourself.
Whatever. How can I stay mad at the baby daddy of all my kittens?
So everyone to know if someone is a huge moody bitch just by looking at him
God knows I have
Well, now you can stick your cats info tab and you can see if it's an aggro nut ball or not
You can leave now
Okay, so what's next?
Information to help understand a cat's relationships.
High aggression, love that.
Now we can get another room and start the fight pits.
i'm ready for the kitty fight club
uh... shelly is you any good for now
uh... you are good
i would take you
Daddy have such good stats though.
Oh my god, a strength unit finally.
Tourette's Syndrome.
At the start of your turn you have a 32% chance to cast one of your spells at random
for free. No, fuck no. Random target for free. No. I've done it again. A new invention
appears. This one will seriously change the world and make me a billionaire, isn't it?
You know how you can store weapons and ammo in those large metal locker things. Well
my latest invention takes that idea and improves upon it greatly. Feast your eyes on the portable
storage locker. It's really just a normal storage locker, but with hooks that kind of
slip into your shoulder meat. Pretty clever, huh? You can carry tons of neat things. Go
try it out and give me feedback after you visit the throbbing domain. Hell yeah, dude.
quest your team's active ability level ups offer rare items in style fuck oh
that's terrible everybody's level one all the way to the throbbing king but you
get items that holy fuck
Yikes, that's gonna be a while before we do that one.
It's just making friends those kitties
Love freshmen in that nice
I
the
All right, come on jumps we're going on an adventure you and me
So what have we got here?
You can be a lot of things, honestly.
Yeah, I don't have a group ready to take on the double dragon, so.
Okay, I'm gonna go back to the beginning of the video.
are reminded its customers that the P stands for Paul.
The similarity to any of our competitors is purely coincidental.
Thank you for shopping, have a blessed day.
Yet another food storage unit will be stocked tomorrow.
Do you seriously need more food storage?
Have you ever thought about donating your excess food to the local animal shelter?
No.
I don't know specifically what animal shelters are around here.
How am I supposed to work for you now?
It's my job to find Rite Officer capitalist gains. Is that it?
Disgusting. Thanks for shopping, Doug.
May as well grab it.
There's a
All right, let's do it.
All right, what else do we got here?
Nerf, soothing glow, gravity, oh you have gravity falls, you're basic attack, just plus
one damage, so you should be on range three.
It's time.
The Ultra Ranger.
What do you got?
Good speed, health, fighter.
I love fighters.
You may notice a trend.
Rangers and fighters all the way through.
HP speed
You got good charisma
Fast tank
and then surely will roll a heel right on on a druid
surely
What'd you get mountain form knock back community tiles you walk over
Become dirt and mace on rocks
toss units
Some of the squirrel allies have one health regen and one mana regen good vibes. That's
That is my team healing good vibes everybody good vibes
Scatter shot tower defense you're actually kind of cracked
Berserk and shoulder check. Yeah, you're pretty good. All right
outside of the good vibes
You know, we're we're doing good. Um, I
I guess we're gonna take Black Shard again.
Fucking nine speed tank.
Jesus.
It's a little ridiculous, don't you think?
What about a 13 speed tank?
Hell yeah, dude.
13 speed tank.
If I not have any necklaces, I have no neck gear at all. That is so sad.
plus two rain oh actually plus two range hold up plus two range I mean yeah you lose the
one dex but plus two range is insane I can kind of like sit in the corner and still be
be able to hit things. You got a weapon? Railroad spike. Any usable?
Plus two Rizz lets me scatter shot on round one. I think. I never really know with Charisma.
So you've got nine armor to start.
It's actually pretty solid.
Actually, I might give you a callus here.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna give you calluses.
And then... we'll give you a never-stone.
I'll give you some regen.
What hat do you want?
I guess I can just give you a wig.
You look fucking horrifying, but I should give you the wig.
There you go.
Get that charisma, baby.
cat in the hat book I guess some mushroom because it's almost done
that's two squirrels round one you're right storage locker oh this is the
throbbing domain we're going to the moon again
Get some rhinestones.
Actually, I can give you a muzzle.
All right, that looks good. Log it in.
To the desert!
Yo, cap, I'm moving to the Prime stuff, dude. Appreciate that.
Thank you.
To the desert.
Oh my god I have so much fucking speed bro.
Holy shit.
Bro.
22
Aight, just straight alpha strike in the enemies
love it
Hell yeah brother
I like how we're gonna go from a run that's struggling to a run that's like I don't know I have a 15 movement speed tank
Good lads.
of the Mockingbird.
Yeah, I'm okay with the Mockingbird. That seems actually pretty good.
So we have wind this time around feed them off a man they even seven appreciate that
Got some rocks
I gotta make sure I use my
shard
Kind of forgot to use that last round
All right, let's move over here.
Shard you.
Nice.
Nice, he stunned himself.
the
I'm not funny.
Oh.
Victory in one.
I'll take it.
Uh, sinker, spin, gravity slam.
I don't think I want to even name big gravity slam. I don't mind that one.
There's a lot of utility in Gravity Slam.
You know, two charisma.
The mob of rats are scurrying all around. I charm them.
Nice. They tag along as a friend.
Hell yeah.
Oh shit this guy.
Alright, so the goal here is to not actually move in range of him, like, ever.
Nice.
Hmm
I'm gonna kill you.
Yeah.
Without me.
Now.
Oh.
Oh, nice.
No.
Needle shot, picnic, stakeout.
I'll take picnic because we have like no succinct right now.
Feathered mass dodge chance.
All right, what do we get?
We got an elite fly and elite horny cat.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
of
back here
we'll get this girl
gosh
I don't know how people can play without a ranger, I've done it a few times, but ranger
is definitely one of the best.
Every third familiar response upgraded into a champion.
Let's go.
Champion squirrels.
Funding stone.
Basic attacks increased by your lowest stat.
Oh...
That's actually not bad on you.
I got another wing.
I'm
Thanks, dude.
Alright.
so much free damage
Ah, okay.
Oh god, actually I should not have done that.
Bruce 5 was a really bad idea.
of
When you take damage, gain speed, your basic attack is always critical on enemies that
I've hurt you. Gain one damage each time you land a critical hit. If you end your turn
by taking the actions, you get an extra turn at the end of the round. You don't have to
I'm gonna...
Yo Gaming Central, thanks for 7 dude, appreciate that.
I'm gonna take Furious.
Scarf.
Open pick. I'll pick it.
Hell yeah, 26 coins.
There's some big money.
Why does Hulk up give speed? That's a good question.
Ninja Bandana, you have a 10% chance to gain a bonus attack when you use your basic.
Nice.
Each battle you start with two tiny spider familiars.
Let's just take the stats up here.
I definitely prefer the other boss.
and far away from his dice.
Nice.
Nice
My scores now
Nice
Toss him away from his dice so he can't re-roll it.
I
Wish I had better abilities on the Ranger
That's rough.
Can he even get to his dice?
Yeah he can.
He's gonna always get to his dice.
Alright, we're just gonna go for lethal here.
two
Two more decks.
Two more HP.
Take the health.
I just prefer a higher health pool over like one extra basic attack damage.
Give you that for rerolling.
And we're going to the bunker. Let's do it.
What's the quest item do?
It absorbs an enemy with less damage than whatever the damage it does and then it goes up by one.
Oh, this place is actually gonna kind of suck because I don't have Pierce.
Yeah, this is gonna kind of suck without piercing.
Nice.
shh shh shh
Oh, they got radiated.
That's funny.
I
Know my squirrel
of
Oh, that's actually kind of cool.
All stats down that I can put on them.
What was their reach speed?
Like 1 and 2.
Bar, H-Quest it seems.
I do.
I've been on autopilot, I'll be honest, but I apologize.
Apologize immensely
Bash it up
I got some molders
I can give him.
of
I
of
I don't even want to on you, probably just more HP as per usual.
to the bird, eh. Extra bear traps every battle, that's cool. Definitely gonna forget where
those are. Oh sure, that's Lenny. Please don't be on my Ranger. He wants to go up for the
good. That's just really easy to do.
Oh.
Nice.
Oh.
So.
at least we're finding all the bear traps.
to
I guess I could have shared the damage, actually.
and
That's really not as good as it sounds.
Each familiar attacks are closest to enemy immediately if they can inflict Petrify on
familiar and give it six armor. Death Metal.
Bestow Wisdom.
We'll take Death Metal. That actually seems pretty cool.
melee attack that you will get like that.
jump up to two tiles, damage knock back and flick tree burn on the unit you land on and
all adjacent units.
one two punch, hurl, what the heck one two punch.
God, he's so tanky.
of the
Why is the tank staying at level 1?
This honestly tank doesn't need levels and then you can level up your actual DPS.
Nice, I got the elite.
Nice.
Come on, you.
Come to you.
This is our dash here.
I couldn't use the shard that time chat.
I'mma slot the pigs over a picnic.
Oh fuck.
This is a kind of blood frenzy.
Oh, it's furniture.
Oh
Who's left
I'll take one two punch plus because I want it for Lenny.
Drink it.
What you got?
Poison ravages your body.
sometimes it'd be like that
fckin.. ffff
fuckin.. ffff
what the fck are you eatin' there trade
ffff
around it.
Oh wait, I fucked up.
That's right, the chicken isn't running away already.
I love that that hit the chicken
Yeah, go after him.
After the bird
Oh, that's gonna hurt.
That's right.
Nice.
All right, you get the chance to kill here.
Hell yeah.
There we go.
Easy does it dude.
Easy does it.
easy does it dude easy does it look at a leprechaun hand what's that
slop the pigs plus spell costs less
I've never tried Scattershot Plus, I'ma try it.
I like Druid. Druid's very hit-or-miss, unfortunately.
Like, I love Druid too, but it is so random sometimes.
Alright, I need to make sure I actually use the shard on every fight.
Hell hand.
Grapple's enemies that walk past, so...
I think he got a lot. Oh my god. It's so fucking massive
Okay scattershot plus is not very good
How nice they aren't supposed to fill their hands.
That's good to know.
Death Metal Plus.
Ooh.
Skrull Plus.
Yeah.
Alright, how many more do I need to do?
Looks like I just need one or two more.
through the rocks oh shit we get the ambush
of
Ooh.
Stab it into the coven.
Deal 5 damage with lifesteal.
Five burn and purge all buffs instantly kills the Kevin. Oh shit. That's kind of sick
Oh boss fight's handled
of
tower defense plus that's just
ain't nothing gonna beat that
Wow, lever is really good actually.
Examine the trap.
Rimmer tries to disarm the trap, but accidentally trips it, and the metal arm slaps down.
Good job.
I don't know how you managed to get a concussion on that.
It's a mousetrap. How'd you get a concussion?
If you injure turn without using your movement action, get plus one health regen and one armor.
Eh, that's not bad.
Oh, there's no fire in the arena.
I mean, you know, I don't know what's wrong with you.
Wait, it just pushes him back.
Oh, it's funny.
you can't move over
that's fine
well, that's awkward
behold
I'm not sure what that means.
I don't know.
Oh shit.
of
the forcing the boss to move is funny
make a minions
good luck everybody
Oh, I just didn't realize scatter shot plus can't hit now lies
Yeah.
Nice. That's enough.
I'll take more intelligence try ice on an ice element melee
nice break the mirror break the mirror minus two luck not sure what I expected
of
the poor fighter
I fucked up.
Nobody move.
The ranger can sense movement.
Nice.
Oh, no
Okay, it's not as bad as it seems, tower defenses and product.
Oh, or I was just at a range.
bird now
Well, that's cringe
There almost killed myself there
I'm gonna ignore the whole
I get the feeling that it's gonna summon like a boss if I do the...
Like I know at one shot to Kevin I probably don't want to like...
I'm gonna clear some candles.
I might be overthinking it, but that's fine.
at least want to get rid of the extra turn
That makes that easier.
That makes that easier
Just blow out the candle, bro
ah but he will relight the candles it's not that easy
of
and
the spark and kill this candle and they will be able to one shot the cabin
I'll blow out this candle, I can't blow out a candle that's currently in lava, it's permanently
lit.
I also can't blow lava onto the candle.
Okay.
Well, looks like I was overthinking it.
I was just overthinking it.
That's fine.
It is no longer a black cube in the ground, it is now an obelisk.
Then the obelisk is raised but the one on the moon remains varied.
All cats can now learn path of the tank and path of the druid.
Damn what the devil is now in the playlist.
Her job list extends. I touch it. Nothing happens.
Dude, I can't wait to do this ranger combo on the double fight as soon as the dragon moves
forward I just instantly hit him again, it's gonna be great. Alright so tomorrow we have to go to the moon.
Tomorrow we have to go to the moon chat.
of
the
I'm not sure what you're doing here.
Alright.
It's that you don't need this much like a lot of these items. I don't really care too much about
And a lot of them are like
Temporary consumables like the company catnip baggies and small like all this stuff that I can easily get rid of you know
Like this is more than enough store storage to be able to like gear an entire group of people
So
That's looking good
Uh, we have any furniture? Nope. What'd I get? The bottle.
Fair bottle. Minus two appeal with plus two comfort. Ooh.
There we go. More stimulation. Even more stimulation.
Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and call it there.
This has been an 11 hour broadcast.
If you enjoyed 11 hours of Mugenics, please do me a favor, hit the follow button.
I'd love to see you back here again.
I will be back again tomorrow at 10am.
I'll see you all tomorrow, buddy.
There will be a Monday stream, so I'll see you all tomorrow.
I'm gonna keep streaming non-mugenics.
And now I'm gonna raid up rescue.
Where we will farm potato heads.
Consider leaving the tab open, and hay of kang, inside.