I'm trying something different today.
What if I just go live?
What if chat, I just go live?
I'm just here now.
Hmm.
Oh my god, Jpeg just fought. I love it.
of
Let's go over here.
I need a beanie, clean.
Yeah, you got some good stats.
You got some good stats, too.
All right, let's jump into an extreme job.
Let's jump right into it.
All right, let's see what we got here.
Let's do that.
Oh god, you also have latent energy.
Stop.
Stop with all this latent energy.
You drew it
Dude what if it's like what if everybody is like a magic caster, you know
You know?
Oh I don't think you do magic.
What if I just made everybody magic, dude?
Hey everybody's doing some kind of like magic-y bullshit
It's like confusion
All right, let's do it.
A whole bunch of mages.
What'd you get?
At the start of your turn inflict weakness 1 on all enemies in your line of sight, latent
energy, psychic pole, mind meld, give another unit an extra turn at this one.
Nice.
So if I can give you 2 intelligence, somehow, you actually be really good.
You got Battlecry, oh my god, you got Maestro, Versatile Vocalist, and Maestro.
So you're just going to be safety dancing like crazy.
You're just going to be safety dancing.
do it. That's exactly what it is. I've just been jumping into the next game. Rally, ranged
medic. Your basic attack is a ranged lob attack that heals allies and damages enemies. That's
awesome. Dude, ranged medic is actually kind of insane. Clown makeup, triple the effects
of your head armor. Hang on. Triple the effects of your head armor. So I could do protection.
So you take Bruce six, but everybody else gets three brace, which makes them insanely
tanky.
Nice.
Everybody's got, everybody's got a brace three.
I like it.
I like it, dude.
So now everybody's nice and healthy.
We're gonna give you cactus hats that way when this hopefully breaks, you'll have more
than shit health.
Hmm.
Mega Blast. Deal high damage and a cone.
When you end your turn, if you cast exactly one spell, double cast your next spell.
Huh.
Yeah, I don't- I mean double casting Mega Blast seems really cool, but...
I don't know how I'm going to cast that twice, you know what I mean?
Master realizing I don't really have much in the way of the tank, like, at all.
Yeah, I have like nothing that's currently going on.
This means that the bird also has, uh...
Oh, nice we can give it a human heart, too.
Love that.
Wait, sing would actually be huge with soy milk.
That's actually kind of crazy.
Yeah.
And we'll give you a brick.
You can have, I guess a pipe.
I don't know what I'm giving you.
I don't think there's any way I can like, get any more intelligence.
Yeah, I don't think there's any way to actually get some intelligence here.
I can get some more charisma.
I can give you magic.
I can make you look like a witch with plus two range and a fire staff.
Look at you.
You really look like a mage now.
And then what am I doing for you?
Genuinely have no idea what I'm doing for you.
Wait, hang on.
on what if actually I give you the tinfoil hat because then you're gonna be
immune to charm madness fear and confusion so now I can chaos rampage
every turn yeah that seems awesome let's do it
and then I don't know what I'm doing for you genuinely I have no clue but I'm
I'm gonna give you this match and I expect you to do great things with it.
Meow.
Here's a sawdisk.
Alright, let's do it.
The question is where am I going?
I kinda wanna go to the Rift.
We could try Act 2 hard.
Act 2 on hard could be really interesting but do I really want to do that
without a tank? Yeah sure why not let's do it.
Act 2 on hard baby let's do it.
so this is the elite bounty hunter right here and I have brace three which is so
crazy and I can mine melt turn one that's crazy I'm gonna give it to the
mage. Let's destroy the maggot spawner. Come over here, enter. Now you come over here.
now you'll die. That was an extra turn.
Two damage.
like dudes too easy
no one can get hurt
and you can over here
you hit that
feeling no strength unfortunately
okay
so now I can come over here
I can do a magic dart on you
and then chaos rampage
and then I get an extra turn
plus we do a mega blast
and a double cast
Hell yeah dude.
I'm gonna end your turn.
One damage.
Very cool.
I'll pull that closer, and then I'm gonna mine meld.
Oh, I guess nobody.
Actually wait, I can just tunnel through it.
There we go. 8 cents. Perfect. Now you come over here.
And then you can just give a whole lot.
Who's left? Oh, the maggot.
And then you can just make a blast every turn
Holy shit, dude
Squirrel squad summon five baby squirrels
May as well take it. I don't think I'll ever be able to use it, but it's there
Up torn tendon nice
I'll take tappy toes got to speed love that that's that good shit who's our
lead it's this guy alright who do I want to go twice the mage obviously I'll go
ahead and hit you and then end your turn now you can just kill one right off the
that dude that's so crazy to me you know forward I would just we just play
keep the priest keep the priest alive you know I mean
I know with everybody having like ridiculous armor yeah that's good stuff
Come over here. Hit you.
Hmm. Well...
So what is the cone of this?
Okay, so if I wanted to hit here, I'd move...
Right here.
Yeah, I need to move right... nope.
That's not actually where I wanted to go. That's fine. I'll just rampage.
I can't get that one into the slot anyway.
And go again.
Come right here.
Oh, I fucked it again.
I actually did have it in the right spot.
That's okay. I'm learning.
I actually had the spot.
Math is not my greatest.
It's okay.
It's not like they can hurt me.
22 damage.
Todd.
Having multiple mages.
That's actually kind of funny.
Like, the multiple mages is actually ridiculous.
Stimulance, haste, call over, rat roulette.
I want to take Stimulance.
You're boosting.
Get in there.
I'm gonna go around this because that's definitely not gonna turn to anything good
100% so you're doing solo runs to beat all bosses with all classes, but even
What unhidden shit do you actually have to do for 100% you have to solo every boss
We got sticky anything at contacts or attacks you gets a hard one
Understood let's move you over here
And then I'll be a chair should done turn first though. It's fine
All right, I'll hit you for 19 damage. Set you on fire as well.
Hey, hon.
Wait. Wait, I can just give myself...
multiple turns. Hang on. That can't be right. You can just, holy shit dude.
You can actually spam it.
I didn't know you could spam it with the tin foil hat.
It flicks slow on a unit within your line of sight.
If you cast this from full mana instead of flicking mobilize and it deals 6 damage.
Okay.
Okay, I'm giving the full man. I actually won't be that hard. I
Don't need water. Thank you though
Even if you don't 100% this game, I appreciate you playing the heck out of it
Thanks, man. I'm here to I'm here to play them games. I'm here for
I'm a gamer dude.
There we go.
Let's pull that cactus.
Okay, so we're going to move you forward.
We're going to come over here.
We're going to hit that.
And then I guess set the turkey on fire.
Got the bird just like nothing.
This bar is so useless.
All right, so...
Let's come over here.
Yeah, let's come right here and let's just...
Do that.
I'm gonna kill that.
Nice.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm trying.
Alright.
I guess I can kill that.
And then we'll dig to this tile, grab the money.
And then you just need to do one damage. Oh no nevermind.
Wrong one.
And then you'll end your turn and then you're just gonna like, I don't know.
Uh, just take like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine turns.
That's fine.
That should be enough.
I'll end your turn.
Come over here, collect some money and your turn.
collect some money into charing, I don't know, blast him. Perfect.
Stun. Seems great.
What the fuck is this? I have accidentally found something really broken.
Uh, I destroyed the grass.
Oh yeah.
A hidden path leading to the next battle.
Looks like we get an ambush.
Yep, we got an ambush.
It's an elite death worm, so we'll have to be extra vigilant here.
And by extra vigilant, I mean not at all.
So let's just come over here and just kind of stun you, I guess.
There we go.
Now we're going to sing.
Sing the song of our people.
Now we're round zero right now.
Keep that in mind.
We are currently round zero.
So we're just gonna...
We're just gonna attack you for 19 damage and then...
And we'll take a few extra turns.
Yeah.
Just a few.
We're gonna blast you.
And then we're gonna come over here, kill you, it's time to go again, miss, but that's
okay because Mega Blast, alright, victory in zero rounds.
While at full mana, your basic attack does triple damage, plus your knockback, wither.
element abilities inflict random negative status effects when used on enemies.
I'll take the full heal.
Hard mode by the way.
Um...
I'll bribe you.
Yup.
Took 28 damage and got the common cold.
Common cold.
Start every battle with the stats down. 30% chance of recovering at the end of each stage contagious.
Yikes.
Could've been worse.
Could've been Ebola.
A grenade.
Nice.
Nightshade.
Any flip poison?
Flip plus two poison.
Checker pool.
That's Shadow Bay and Jellic Inspiration.
Good Jellic Inspiration.
Alright, so we got Gambit.
Tough boss.
So let's see, this guy's got 138 HP.
This one's going to be a little hard to do this fight.
He's also got lucky which gives him extra crit.
It's going to be a little rough, but we're going to start by giving our mage an extra
turn and then we're going to try and hit you, miss, it's okay.
I'm going to throw a rocket here and then do that.
You're gonna be a little stunned.
Alright.
Um...
See, we're just gonna come here and...
Um, yeah, we're just gonna come here and I'm gonna do one chaos rampage and then I'm gonna
do a magic dart.
Seems like a good start.
And then I'm gonna do a mega blast and then I'm gonna catch you and then I'm gonna do
another mega blast and then set you on fire and then you get stunned and then
unfortunately I'm just I'm just out of range bro just out of range but it's
okay because you have fire six on you so I guess you just dead that's fine I
I don't have to do anything. He's just dead. Hard boss, man. Hard boss.
Yeah, I got another piece of cactus. Nice.
Banquet.
Banquets. Bouquet.
Familiarious spawn, gain plus two damage.
Super friends. Familiarious spawn by you gain all stats up.
Yeah, I'm just gonna take, I'm gonna take stat up.
And then we're just gonna go to the, we're just gonna go to the crate here, dude.
Look at you.
All right, so let's jump into it.
Ooh, infested pair, tough boss, okay.
So because there's two of them, they each have their own, right?
They each have their own.
That's going to be a little difficult to work with here.
We're going to rip that barrier off though.
Okay.
Okay, so first things first.
We're going to hit that.
You know, I'm actually gonna set you on fire, and I'm gonna stun you.
Perfect.
I'm gonna just take, like, 30 damage.
That wasn't his real turn.
Some over here.
me out. Alright, so now it's time to actually play the game. Okay, now it's time to really
play this game. And by really play this game, I mean take a whole bunch of extra turns.
Let's just come over here.
Nice.
Then we end your turn, and now we're going to go over here, and then we end our turn,
and then I take another turn.
Very cool.
And then I end my turn.
Beautiful.
And I guess you just end your turn.
GG boys.
Turn one.
Another one.
Splash damage.
basic attack now deals plus two or deals two splash damage nice
but I can't I can't actually use them it's just a level up yeah all right on
the next one witches nose nice that's the full set piece if that's the full
Hold on that's a full witch. I
Just want to see it real quick
What's the set bonus
Your movement action becomes a jump with infinite range your title target spells have infinite range Wow
That's sick
That's seriously sick dude, I love it
Me yeah
All right, excellent
Yeah, we're playing a turn-based game, but I've realized that the greatest way to play
turn-based games is to simply just never give the enemy their turn.
My bird.
kill em
there we go
kill em
kill them
What in the sensory overload is happening right now?
Alright, so welcome on in.
We have currently found a very broken strategy.
So here's what's currently going on.
Oh wow, counterattack, all melee attackers.
That's pretty dope.
Alright, so here's what's currently going on.
Here's what I got going, right?
I have this ability called Chaos Rampage which lets you take an extra turn, but you have Madness 1 and Confusion 1 on that turn, meaning that you have a chance to attack your party or attack yourself. That's really bad.
Thankfully, I have tinfoil hat which makes me immune to charm, madness, fear and confusion.
And because he has 13 in intelligence, he can give himself 4 extra turns.
And then during each of those 4 turns, I spam Mega Blast because I have just enough mana
to get Mega Blast every single time.
And because I'm casting Mega Blast once on every turn, I get to combine it with 1, meaning
that my third turn will do a double mega blast. So I can just pump out like a hundred damage
on round one. It's beautiful. I examine. Large catnip bay.
So this run, more or less, more or less won.
Ow.
I gave him the common cold.
Nice.
Uh, so this is my extra turn, not my actual turn.
So this is just for free damage.
I hit you.
And then, I don't know, stun you.
I know it's cactus hat, bro.
Alright.
I'm ready for my turn now, thank you.
Alright.
little problematic there but it's fine now we're rolling I would consider this
probably like one of the worst enemies
all right and return
I'll do it again
and return do it again
Hey, the common cold got cured, hell yeah.
Uh, smore intelligence.
Couldn't hurt.
Although intelligence implies us ever around too.
We got conjoined Amoeba, which is minus two intelligence, plus two brace, plus two health regen.
That's kind of cool.
Alpha Gen's always good.
Why can't you control him in the madness turn?
I'll have a tinfoil hat.
I just pretend it doesn't exist.
Oh, I got borrowed time.
Nice.
What's borrowed time?
Or is it you?
Uh, you have
50% chance to die.
You have 50% chance to die.
50% chance to dodge, but you have doom 3 on you now. Nice.
Well, it's a good thing that we're ending everything.
Superhero hat. I like that. I'm buying that.
Uh, what do I give you?
Even more charisma?
More intelligence.
More charisma.
Cause we don't need more intelligence.
We need more charisma.
The shimmer.
Let's do it.
Time to mutate our bodies.
All right, so we got
Bunch of intelligence
Time to start mutating myself all right, so the doomed kind of sucks I'll be honest pretty bad
You go this is the first one that actually is gonna have like a actual damage
That one kind of goes too.
Okay.
We'll send it there.
Yeah, I'm just going to hit you.
and then some safety dance
all right you can come over here hit the rock flutter on the way
Alright, so now let's stoopzer and take a few extra turns.
now. Okay, kill that one. I'm gonna come over here. I'm gonna land a turn. I'm not close
enough. That's awkward. Boom. Got him. They can't handle me. Oh wait, you got flies.
Oh shit. Sorry dude, I'm on my way back. I didn't realize that you spawned flies. My
my bad let me just nice alright I was giving more speed you know a heavy mace
That's a new item.
Oh, get.
Minus 6 speed.
A melee attack from knockback 2 and does damage equal to your strength.
Cleaves and deals double damage to units with armor.
Ooh.
That's pretty sick.
I like that.
Alright, so...
Let's give the mage an extra turn.
You know, it's really mean of you to do sparkles every time I cast a spell.
I want you to know that I'm genuinely finding it rude.
I'm gonna try and stun one of them.
Got him.
All right, we're coming over here.
And then we're going to sing the song of our people.
You know what?
Throw a brick on me.
Let's try and throw a brick on you.
Actually, okay.
Well, we'll try.
Okay, well, we'll try it.
Okay, so now it's time for some...
...frampaging.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
This is very rude of you.
Okay, we can move back one and then go perfect and we hit that and our turn and come over
here.
Okay, well I tried to be nice.
Okay.
Okay, now to mix things up, I'm gonna come over here, Mega Blast him, then do that.
Let me come over here.
Uh-huh.
Beautiful.
Hey, I just joined.
Why does he have eight turns?
Well, simply put, I figured out the best way to play turn-based games.
You simply just take away the enemy's turn.
If you take away the enemy's turn, you don't have to worry about it.
I'ma push the button.
Hell yeah, it worked.
And I destroyed the smelly bag.
Got some catnip.
All right, Crater Maker, let's see how this goes.
So this is the second boss we're playing on hard mode, so they've got Brace, which is
going to reduce their incoming damage by one.
That sure is something.
Now, my character has Eldritch Visage, which means that I apply magic weakness to enemies
in line of sight.
So he has magic weakness on him, meaning that he's going to take 100% chance to be crit
by magic attacks.
So what we're going to do is we're going to mind meld with the mage, and then I'm going
to end my turn, because the mage is honestly going to just play the whole game.
Everybody else here is just purely cosmetic.
We're going to move forward one, and I'm going to throw a rock to stun him.
The rock is important because the rock counts as a spell.
And if I cast one spell, then my next spell will be doubled, so that I end my turn.
Now I'm on my turn, not my free turn.
This was my free turn.
Now it's my turn.
So I'm going to do Chaos Rampage, and I'm going to get two extra turns.
But that's not enough turns for me, so I'm actually just going to give myself even more
turns.
Perfect.
That should be enough.
I'm gonna start the rock and then we'll move I guess right here actually we can
we can move up to like yeah we move up to like here yeah that seems solid
all right so now we're gonna do some magic damage
beautiful and then we hit him and then we set him on fire and then guess what I
I do it again.
But because I cast one spell, I actually cast two spells now, and now I hit him again.
And then I do a magic attack, and then I take another turn, and then I hit him again.
And then I hit him.
And then I do another magic attack, and then I end my turn.
And uh, yeah, bye.
Later, dude.
Later, bro.
Round one, Alien Crater.
Replicate the next spell you cast is cast twice.
Interesting.
I feel like I can- what happens if I replicate the replicate?
I like it.
What if I replicate the replicate?
I don't really need it, but it'd be a nice one to pass on.
What'd you get? Wishbone. Use.
Gain 99 luck until the end of your turn.
That's kind of cool
So I
Learned from the creator of the game what luck does
Five luck is base luck. So if you're at five luck, you have neutral luck
Every luck that goes above or below five is a 10% chance
For an additional role for something good or bad to happen depending on if you're going up or down
So 99 luck would be like 94 extra rolls at getting a crit.
All right.
Alright, let's just give the mage all of our turns.
Oh, I cast replicates, my first action.
I love it.
Okay, well, y'all fucked up.
You didn't kill me on round one.
And now it's my turn.
oh fuck this me even more turns
y'all fucked up it's my turn now
I move closer.
Reverse damage, born again, fully heal, cold shoulder.
I like Fury heal, it's a good one.
It's good ability.
Mm-hmm, smash the tuna.
Oh my God, I got a pearl.
Yo, that gives me two luck.
Use gain 10 to 30 coins.
Holy moly.
Did you lose some intelligence?
You did you lost some intelligence somehow. I'm not sure how I
Think what are your mutations over wrote another mutation that you had already had
Well anyway
Go ahead and use this pearl
And let's make some money
of shit this guy's kind of scary
we're gonna do a mind meld
15 coins
alright
let's just throw a stun on you
All right, my turn.
Oh, look how nice and neatly they're like put together.
I love it, dude.
There we go.
Look at that.
like fucking bowling pins path of the thief manifest withdraw mind control
Oh, that's pretty dope.
Lead mask.
Damage of protection.
Damage.
Here, take this.
All right, let's go ahead and mind meld you and end your turn move you forward
uh toss a rock at you
it's a damage in
oh thank you for moving right in front of me
if you appreciate that
wait
You're draining all my unused mana.
I hate you.
I have to actually play normally.
Oh, this is awful.
I
Was the problem
There you go. Give you a little heal.
And then we'll give you Confusion.
Alright.
I've had enough of your mana absorption.
Okay
I've had enough of it
I got a confession
You still have absorbing bro
Stop
First stop now.
I need to find a way to get you two more intelligence.
Mind melds, give another unit plus 10 mana and an extra turn.
Oh!
Okay, there we go.
There we go.
Butterfly knife a multi-hit bleed attack usable once per battle. I'll take it
Mega blast plus nice
It seems like fun
Oh, is that a black hole?
Alright, let's uh, let's come over here.
Give me my belt.
Holy ffff!
Okay, uh, that, that is a larger area.
Yup.
I'm just gonna go ahead and do Replicate real fast and uh, yeah that seems balanced.
Sick.
Anyway, what if I just did that?
What if I just did that five more times?
Cool.
And then we'll clear this side as well.
Nice. Yeah, that, uh, that seems pretty good.
Someone a furious bear. Ooh, shoot.
Seven five adult squirrels. The hell are adult squirrels?
Not safety dance, because let's be honest, no one gets a turn to do anything else.
Obelisk jewel.
I'm not gonna drink from the fountain.
I'm not thirsty.
Alright.
So we start, we give our turn to the mage.
Yeah, and then I obliterate the enemies.
Whose churn is going yours?
I don't want you to have a churn.
That's cheating.
Oh, I can't stun you.
also cheating. Fuck bro.
Gosh dang you and only being able to do one damage at a time and not being able to do
any debuffs? Well at least I can see what happens if I summon a bear. Let's take a look at this bear.
Look at that thing. It's a bear.
Hidden in a bear.
Alright, what do we got?
I guess Fury Hill Plus.
Alright, I smashed the rock.
Nice.
There are now several smaller rocks.
I got another large meteor.
It's a tank soul.
Nice.
The soul of a tank inside a rock itself
So what's your elite buff
We'll attack and turn away from you elite buff static arcs one damage whenever it moves. Oh shit
So here's what we're gonna do. I need to pull you, hopefully. Okay, that's...
Alright, fuck you, I guess. That's... that's not what I wanted to do. But alright, I wanted to
pull you a little just like one you know what i mean i just want to play like one time
i don't know how we're gonna be able to actually hurt this guy now
and you're gonna apply burn to everybody which is gonna be annoying and i don't think i can just
mega blast my my brain's out like I don't think I can just mega blast him
until he just stops moving I think that's possible I could be wrong cuz
he's got brace 10 is the problem and mega blast hits for 20 that's a problem
Well, you know what they say, if it doesn't work, try to get in anyway.
Alright.
You're not in a good position, sadly.
Well, I'm just going to take a few turns.
OK.
Hey, that works.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is perfect, actually.
Oh, yeah.
There I'm blind.
beautiful another turn
keep slashing
Okay.
And then I think we can just do this.
There we go all right turn one moon
Feels good
I
Got to make sure
All cats can now learn psychic soul
Mmm. This cat is mildly strong. Mildly. I think I'll enter the Rift. Did Rue get an OP cat? Yes.
A cat with a hat. Tracy. Performs a spin attack, will try and counter attack with her left
arm and hit.
Okay, let's give you our extra turn.
I'll put slow on you.
I'll put you in the flower so you get even more mana regen.
That seems good.
Alright, let's take a few turns here.
There we go.
Mm-hmm.
Grab the money.
Check out the other crate.
Ooh, I got another item.
Nice.
Wow, look at all that money.
Look at him over here.
Okay, I think I have a bag.
Bye bye.
I believe it does, friendly chatter, I think it hits everything.
Wow, that's actually really insanely good.
Range medic is actually just a dope skill.
Well, maxed out cash.
The shame I can only bring 99 cents.
I examined the can.
I got a lip filler. Nice.
What's that?
Use.
Gain one charisma and two mana. Oh wow.
And I got a bag of grass, which is just
10 hits of
mana.
And an obelisk jewel.
Gain one, gain two intelligence and two charisma when you kill a unit.
I like my current plus two range though.
I like my current plus two range, you know?
It's really nice.
Oh god, that just sounds so fun.
I have to try it.
Two intelligence and charisma.
Same.
What's this?
Dr. Beanies.
I'm just going to stun you.
Alright.
End my turn.
Beautiful.
beautiful and then nice eight intelligence and eight charisma I end my turn and gain
even more mana nice sixteen charisma and sixteen intelligence I end my turn gaining even more
manna
so much chaos at the start of your turn inflict magic let's squeeze one
latent energy plus full power so one seems kind of good it's a little good
Now...
Muzzle.
All right, so I'm gonna go over this real quick
because
I'm probably trying to make some content out of this.
Like a timestamp of this and all that.
All right, so we're gonna fight the
last boss of the Rift which is
is act four or I guess stage four of act two
we're also doing this on hard mode although there's
no real way to indicate that we are on hard mode but it is on hard mode
so let's go over what we have here
those that are just joining
we have a priest you can ignore them they don't do anything
we have a druid he's cool he can summon a bear
You're gonna ignore him
We have a psychic
He's living on borrowed time, but that'll be okay they die in three turns, but
It'll be all right
The main thing that they have here is mine meld which they give another unit another turn and then
We get to sigh him with a question mark this boy
This lad
Has a lot going for him. So let me break it down
Number one
Mega blast feel high damage and a huge ass cone does 15 damage
cost 13 mana
And we have one when you end your turn if you cast only one spell double cast your next spell
That's a replicate which makes the next spell you cast twice
And then stun but the main thing we have here is chaos rampage
This makes you take an extra turn and you can spend as much mana as you want in one round.
It says that you can't cast the spell on the extra turns, but you can cast this ability 10 times on one turn and get yourself 10 extra turns.
Now normally it inflicts you with madness and confusion, but we have a tinfoil hat and that tinfoil hat makes us immune to madness and confusion.
confusion. We also have an obelisk jewel so every time I kill something I get more charisma
which is higher max, mana, and more intelligence which is more mana regen on my turn. And that
works with madness turns. So now we're going to go into a boss fight and fight a slime
that splits into multiple enemies when you kill them and each kill will give me more
mana. Let's do it.
Alright, so we got, we got Bahru who got the Elite Buff Twin.
the elite buff twin. Half health but comes with a twin. That's fine. Annoying but I can
work with it. I need to give you an extra turn. So we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna tunnel
over here. That's okay you hit a barrier. We're gonna give you an extra turn. And then that
good so I really don't want to move you. We're going to end our turn and now we're
going to spend our turn doing one very specific thing which is stunning Steven.
The reason we want to stun Steven here is if you notice the turns he goes next.
I don't want him to have that turn. We're going to go ahead and just do a magic
start on you. And that's all we have to do. Now we begin our real turn. So because I cast
stun on Steven, the next turn will be doubled, meaning Chaos Rampage will go twice. So now
we add two additional turns. And now I'm going to spend the rest of my mana adding even more
turns. Just a few more turns. That should be enough. Then we can throw a magic dart
onto you. End the turn. Now, we don't have a doubler because we don't have a double here.
right because I just spent chaos rampage so we're gonna only rough up eight one
time and then we're just gonna hit you and leave you be now we get to actually
have our turn so let's take out this guy
nice
I guess we can use our auto attack there.
So that's one of them down.
Now we're going to move over here.
Now the Free Cast Spell from Mega Blast counts as only casting one spell.
While I did cast an additional time, I only counted for one.
So now, I can Mega Blast again.
And now the other one is here.
I'm going to get rid of that crate, get a gnarled claw.
Really good item.
Alright, now I end my turn.
So we have six extra charisma and six intelligence right now.
Preemptive F in chat for gun.
I knew you well.
All right we need to split Steven now that's what we're currently working on we need to
split Steven.
All right just taking another turn here.
All right so now they've all split up so let's get in position to be able to kill all of
them and we can actually just replicate two times here three times rather
and again beautiful
Now they come over here kill one of these maggots
All right, so now chaos is active I
Have 60 extra charisma and 60 extra intelligence
So now Chaos is active. He has a singular barrier and 20% less health.
And I'm going to end my turn and now gain 71 mana.
So now I can shoot right here. And we'll be able to hit Chaos a couple of times.
And we do it again.
Now let's just grab a couple of duplications.
Let's just grab a couple of duplicates.
Just a few.
And we'll come over here.
I'm sorry gun right now I don't have to I don't have to kill gun
I'll work around it actually wait there we go
maggots on fire we don't have to kill gun all right now it's getting positioned from
a chaos, hit him for 12 damage, and mega blast, and do it again. And again. And again. And
it will do another replicate, and another replicate for good measure, because he never
now and I'm gonna go ahead and end my next turn and let's do it again more
mega blasting
And with that, with that, we have killed Chaos in one turn.
The maggot is still alive, so combat has not ended.
How anticlimactic.
This little maggot.
There we go.
And that is how you kill chaos in one turn.
I got the crown of chaos for beating chaos on hard mode. Nice.
Oh my god. Dude, force field?
dude cuz like you get you get one at you get another holy shield that on every
third turn right so if by some miracle something survives I just get five
barriers
Oh, but I'd have to remove one of my I guess latent energy really doesn't matter because
when an ally spends mana they get stuff.
Take force field.
Alright.
Well, that's a that's a YouTube video for sure.
Mystic Eye has been unlocked.
Green Man Mask has been unlocked.
Chaos is now in the radio playlist.
Crazy Days is now in the radio playlist.
Bolt of Lightning is now in the radio playlist.
Crown of Chaos has been unlocked.
So let's see what we got here.
I got the Nerald Claw on melee attack.
This weapon gains plus one damage and plus one use whenever it gets a kill.
Damage resets at the end of the adventure.
So this is basically an infinite damage melee weapon if played correctly.
We have a monocle, which gives me one charisma and your physical attacks can't miss, goes
well with the gnarled claw.
We got Mystic Eye, 25% to reflect projectiles.
Also your tile targeted spells have plus two range.
That's insane on the ranger.
We have Green Man Mask, plus three brace while standing in tall grass, and plus three mana
while standing in water.
kind of whatever. And then the crown of chaos plus two level up re-roll abilities, abilities
from all classes are offered when you level up. That's so it basically turns any class
into the Jester. But it comes with two free re-rolls. Which honestly, you just put it
on the Jester. Right? Because the Jester, don't they already get re-rolls? So this just
gives him even more re-rolls.
And then you give him a D6.
So you'll get like four re-rolls.
It also says plus two level up re-rolls.
Does that mean you get to carry them between, between rounds?
I'd hope so. Please don't be the mage. Oh, bless your heart.
The druid would like to go loot the body.
Bless your heart, go loot the body druid.
Hope you live.
Good luck little guy.
I believe in you.
You won't get murdered.
I already have one of those.
Well, I'll take another one.
I guess I won't, nevermind.
I don't want the face grub. I don't need a bone neck.
I don't want the face grub. I don't want the face grub.
And a whole bunch of items who's ready to play sorting fiasco's
All right, so what do I not want? I don't want the face scrub. I don't need a bone necklace
I do not need this small meteor to summon a bounty hunter. I
Do not need actually I'll keep the toxin. I don't need the catnip baggy. I
Need the small catnip baggy. I need the wood mass. It's kind of shit
I don't know when if ever I'm gonna be able to use this fucking nuclear gun
But I'm gonna hold on to it because I like it for collector's sake
The tick honestly isn't even that good
Heavy may subsidian chunk crucifix fuck you mean I don't need that
Small magnet pull a pick up one tile towards you. I don't need that staffer rain can be good. Amoeba can be fun
Rocky masks shovel rocky masks. We have two rocky masks get rid of the one one
Butchers cleaver he'd use that leathered veil. He'd use that froming circle it. I still I just want to see the froming set
I'm keeping that don't need the disco biscuit
I like brace, you know, I'm sure you see bombs are okay. I don't need a spider egg
Saw blades were kind of whatever
and then I don't really need a broken pipe and then a worn eye can kind of go
all right what am I taking with me energy transmitter iron job transmitter
barbscrap clown makeup the ball sack that's supposed to be a heart bag of
grass butterfly knife monocle tinfoil hat obelisk jewel crown of pestilence the
bow wishbone I don't see where this is ever gonna be really relevant you know
I mean it's cool and all but I don't see where it's truly relevant I'll take the
lip filler okay now it's time to start trading out items what do I actually is
anything I really want in here I want this narrow claw I'll get rid of no I've
almost made the frozen set and I kind of want to see what the frozen set is all
about. You know, I'll get rid of that one crucifix. I don't need that. There's a gnarled
claw. I don't really need this training band either. And then I'll take all the mystic
We have to grab that one. I don't really need this green man mask. It's way too niche
We want this crown of chaos
There's two toxins kind of nothing
And then
What's this
Plus two debris plus two range plus one kinetic spikes and honestly the debris armor is really good. I
Just don't know what to get rid of
Because I like a lot of my items at this point, you know what I mean?
I have so many nice items.
Do I need that bag of catnip?
I guess I don't need the large catnip baggy if I have the bag of grass which is basically
five catnip baggies all in one.
I'll take that.
There we go.
There we go. That seems, that seems good. That seems good. What was this small meteor?
Petrify? Oh no, that's not a small meteor. That's Gorgonzai.
Gorgonzai is not as good as it sounds. Well actually, wait, hold on. There's a way to
use the Gorgonzai. I take that back. I take that back. We will use that over seed bombs.
We also want to get glass cannon and I
Have so many good items that I don't know what to do
The steak is too juicy or something I understand it. I don't send memes anymore
Lobster too buttery. All right, Queen do I want you? No, you were mostly just for going through
I really want to expand my storage so I'm sending them to butch you too we have to keep
All right
They have a lot of cats
The all parts over here look at the all parts
It's unfortunate. I kind of wish they were male, but dude if they were male off
Oh well we're gonna hope that they're gonna make a great kid okay look at that look at those stats
All right, so we got some cats what we got here in fonti holy
Holy shit if on T
Oh, damn!
Alright, let's give you a star, buddy.
That, my friends, is our new just fucking stud.
That is our breeding stud right there.
Holy fuck.
You're gonna breed many cats.
actually we can put a fancy with doll parts because look at that doll parts and
a font they are going to make some kids
are they related are we gonna have in breeding no I think they're related
Hell yeah
It's beautiful. They're gonna break they are gonna braid cats dude
Weedy they'll put you over here. All right. What else we got?
Oh look here good cat
Chocolate chip what you got on core
Inspiration on core with inspirational song huge great cat
I've seen better I can I am in a I am in a I am in a position to where I'm allowed to be picky on my kittens now
You know I mean
We wanna
We're gonna need to change up our furniture
Yeah, we need to fix it we're gonna need to do some sorting chat
So I think when now we want to make actual breed pen.
Yeah.
Uh, how are you?
Study.
Triple nails.
No, I just need females.
We just want females for if Fonty here to breed some superchildren.
Oh
Black magic drop the one HP gain lost mana equal to HP lost. Wow pretty good
All right, let's see we got here jaws are you any holy yeah, Jaws is pretty good cat
What we got here
Fuckin' 11 speed.
High intelligence.
Fuggo, though.
Actually, let's deal with the T-1000 real quick and then we'll sort our cats.
Hold on, let's just go ahead and get Siam in here.
Siam and...
...Gest.
You two are gonna take out the C-1000.
Who can help with the killing of a C-1000?
I got Valaria here who just has a fuckload of just sort of health.
You'll be a tank.
And then who else do I kind of want in here?
I can take a Ralphie.
Yeah, you got Entangle.
Let's bring you.
Yeah, that should, that should work.
That should work.
Let's defend ourselves.
Alright, so we're gonna wear the tinfoil hat again.
And what else am I grabbing for this fight?
It's honestly, it's like tinfoil hats, really the only thing that truly matters.
Bring the monocle.
It might break, but that's fine
Well, I could just grab dude bag of grass to get the ball rolling, you know what I mean
Let's take let's take a bag of grass with us
And I bring a crucifix for like a no shit button
and that'll be good for you you can just take the ball sack and heal people you
know that's all I really got for you and then maybe take some health regen and
don't die that's all you really need you've got oh dude you have a callus
that has 32 armor on it that's actually sick let's give you iron jaw then oh
Oh no, that goes over the callous spot.
Let's give you...
Give you the jeep to win that.
I'm giving you more thorns, honestly.
Yeah, let's just give you some more thorns.
And then... also inflict slow, that seems useful.
yeah I don't know if we're gonna be able to actually use the obelisk because I
don't have to see 1,000 actually spawns units and then you're here
We can also inflict slow.
Alright.
Yeah, that seems good enough.
I don't know what I'm walking into, so...
90% chance to dodge.
90% dodge, huh?
Okay, so obviously I need to be able to push you into the lava like that's
That's what's got to happen here. I got to find a way to get you into the lava
Now the question is can I like teleport over here and like maybe pull you into the lava?
That'd be
Got him in the lava. Hell yeah. Alright, he's in the lava. Alright, now he's at 60%. So
I need to get him, so when he got hit by the lava he lost 30% dodge. So if I move over
over here. He'll lose another 10% and then I'm going to try and throw a rock at him to
stun him in the lava. Well, it didn't work, but what it did do is he now moved into the
other part of the lava. So honestly, I consider that a win. I'm going to eat some grass and
I'm thinking we just...actually let's replicate first and then just send it.
Very nice.
So he got out of the lava
and moved one tile.
So, what we need to do is move you over to here.
Okay, you didn't move back into the lava,
but I can go ahead and take my extra turns.
And then I can go ahead and take another bag of grass
and get even more turns.
Magic weakness. Why are y'all yelling at me about magic weakness?
Magic weakness, so magic weakness, uh, Jest here, this cat in the top part, has Eldritch
sense and he puts magic weakness one on anything that was in line of sight for one turn. It
Disappeared because it's only a one turn debuff. It's not a part of them. It's not a part of the mechanic
That's just this guy putting like one debuff on
You don't have the unfair intention to it
Okay, so now we end our turn
And now I'm gonna come over here
Okay
Don't like that
Don't like that at all
Do not like that less so because I get I can't hit you but more so because I
Don't know it's about to happen
Okay, can you like be in front of me? Okay, there we go. Oh, but now just just you're in the way, dude
just why you why are you always in the way just I think it's your time to go
No, cuz that's one more cat.
I'm gonna assume that over here will be okay.
Okay, what if I...
I'm gonna eat some grass and we're gonna do it again
And then we're gonna do it again
Actually
Actually, we're gonna do replicate instead
And then I'm gonna end my turn eat some more grass and then we're gonna do it again
and the turn again and turn
I'm gonna put you in grass to prepare for whatever this guy is about to do.
miss nice
alright
so let's go ahead
oh he broke free
he broke, oh he breaks free instantly
okay
well fuck you
Oh, oh shit.
He has an attack.
Oh, he's burning, he's burning the web, gotcha.
He's got an attack that bypasses barrier.
That's actually kind of scary when you think about it.
But thankfully, he's got a very low HP.
We're gonna hit him for 10, and then I'm gonna throw some pocket sand in his face and
and then punch them back into the fire.
Oh, it's Jess's turn.
Well, let me just go ahead and come on over here.
Oh, wait!
Right, I forgot.
You have Psychic Pole, which is currently doing 58 damage.
Because you had latent energy,
Which means that when an ally spends mana you gain two magic damage and
Since I am over here was just spamming
10,000 abilities I
Can just instantly kill you. Oh
Love it
And I think I almost sacrificed that cat
Change your paws is now in the radio playlist
I did it. Apologize to Jess. Jess starts the time loop and then finishes it if Siam can't
during the loop. Honestly, it really is like a beautiful setup. These two cats right here
absolutely busted
Hey, by the way, you need to brush your teeth
Right now make sure you're brushing your teeth
All right, Ralphie you're super retired am I keeping you?
No, you don't have I mean I guess you do have inspirational song, but
Nah
I'm trying to get that butch level up so I can carry more shit with me.
Valria? Nah. You've done your job. I'm proud of you. Send you on home.
Jess? Jess, you have done your job and I salute you, but you do have good stats and you are potentially
a breed material for, uh, Ifante here, even though it's gonna be a little inbred. Are you
You're related to Infanti, you're not related to Infanti, so it should fix the, you're on
borrowed time, but don't worry, breed a little bit.
And Siam is a question mark, which, are you related to Infanti?
I don't know.
So Siam, Siam will also get it on, it's perfect.
It's time to breed some super cats.
You are not a super cat, get out of here.
Cornball.
Do you have anything that I wanted?
You have some pretty good stats.
Question mark.
Juliana, it's your time to go. You have way too low of speed.
Bipkey.
That brain material.
Gordonio.
To Butch. Actually to Frank.
all right manhattan saying a Tracy uh you saying the beanies cilia hey you can you can be in
there. Kodiak. Actually, I think I'd rather... Yeah, I think actually we're gonna keep Kodiak here.
How about you?
Agone. Agone is gone. Agone is gone.
You said see him?
Goodbye see him.
Farewell you've lived your best life.
Oh sorry I was just touching my scar.
No not the cat scratches.
The scar on the side of my face, never noticed it, always thought it made me look tough.
I've had it as long as I can remember.
Anyway, that's not important.
What is important is how well my business is doing.
You guessed it, I started murdering.
Well, not me personally, but the cats he sent me.
They are straight up killing people all over town.
Sadly, it's just drifters and hobos currently, so not much news coverage.
But with your help, I'm sure I'll move up to real people and start turning a profit.
Send you a huge storage shed as payment, by the way.
Some dude was just living in it.
Or dying in it.
Either way, it's yours now.
You want to make more- if you want more boxes, I need more cats who have traveled through time.
I'm not sure why, but that's my new rule.
I only accept cats who are time travelers.
All right, time to do some act three runs.
How big's my storage now?
That's a respectable size, brother.
That is a respectable size.
I gladly accept this storage increase.
I gladly accept it.
And now I need 20 more cats for the next storage upgrade.
Gotcha.
And then what's Dr. Beanie's got for me?
Remember that liquid metal Nazi from the future you just killed?
Well, I made another antenna out of its juices.
Don't ask Cal, God knows you'd probably die of an aneurysm even attempting to comprehend it.
So just go take this new antenna and attach it to the glowing orb at the end of time.
We just need a good amplifier to really get the ball rolling on this plane of mine.
Do you think they hand out no-bolt prize in the afterlife?
I guess we'll just have to find out, won't we?
beautiful so let's see what this new fangled item we got here is transmitter
antenna place it far in the future your spells cost minus 2 mana every time you
or another cat casts a spell, scramble that spell for the rest of battle.
Oh.
That's kind of cool.
That's fun.
Scramble means that it's going to change the spell.
So after I cast the spell, the spell is now something else entirely.
But everything is cheap.
What we got here?
A stimulation?
That's five mutation.
That's just potted technical.
comfort. I feel like a high comfort. I really need to get an upgrade here.
Because this is just too stimulation, but we can put a toilet on top of a toilet.
Which is too comfort, and then we can get even more comfort bring yourself to 18 comfort
Yeah, there's one health in here. I don't actually need health we can instead take high comfort
What else we got in here
Stimulation yeah, we need that one. There's another plus health. I don't really need that
I'll just take another comfort.
Mermaid Sanctuary is minus 2 comfort, plus 2 stimulation, plus 2 appeal, but it is fucking
large.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's fucking big, bro.
I don't see if there's like any other.
I mean, 20 might be good.
Does it matter what room an item is in?
Yes.
The room that, well, okay.
If it's for comfort, it matters.
it's for appeal it doesn't matter appeal it does not really matter where it is
that's why I have like an addict full of just random ass appeal items like all
my appeal items are just sitting in the attic it's a really cool attic I'm just
trying to see if there's any way I can like this is also like to stimulation
three appeal but like look at the minus one comfort and it's fucking huge I feel
like we can change that up a bit thing is I don't think I have any like or I
could stop using appeal now and now that we have some super breeding cats start
using some of these other things like this is this is too comfort one
stimulation minus one appeal this is definitely worth it this gut side table
beautiful so let's take this out for now let's just put that up there I want
this gut side table. We don't need this. We also want to move this. I want some better
way to actually utilize this couch.
Maybe just do it like that.
There we go.
And then...
Actually, I don't want this tentacle in here.
plus comfort
Stimulation comfort appeal appeal
I could just move that right there, but nah, that would kind of waste.
Who's this?
Minus Comfort plus Demulation.
not even need this item. We do want the five mutation in there. Rare bottles
definitely in. Now I have potentially more space to work with here. But I need
more attachments. I need like another cat tower. Here's what I need.
I need another cat tower.
We have 26 comfort, 12 stimulation.
I'm starting to wonder if like the original was actually just fine as is. I didn't actually need to move it. It could have taken it.
I need to get these back in now.
Actually this monster chair would actually be really good.
Hang on.
This monster chair is actually pretty sick.
I live with wealth and wealth.
I'm going to the place called an apple cell.
Some to kitty, some to kitty.
Yeah, well, what can I say?
I'm just a hopeless kid.
Looking for food and a scrap of chili.
Nobody wants me hanging around at the woods.
Oh, look at how happy I am.
I'm just a hopeless kid.
Walking around feeling a body short.
Nobody wants me.
Nobody wants me now.
Oh, look at how happy I am.
I'm just a hopeless kid.
I'm gonna put that in there so we're at 26 comfort 15 simulation
one simulation right here. If we need like a little more stimulation, there's only one
stimulation. This is also one stimulation. So we should probably actually just do that.
We can put in this dresser here.
Reaches comfort, reduces health by one.
And it doesn't have any attachments up top, so we can go there.
So we got the sewer dresser in.
Are there break points?
I genuinely don't know.
Now I need to get a health in, because I don't mind being at one health, but I want to be at zero health.
This 80s couch, I feel like, could be done a lot better.
The attic has the highest capacity of all the rooms.
It's the one you should hold the cool items,
not the appeal for the cats.
Yeah?
Are we, are we sold on to that?
Are you certain there's more space up here?
I'll trust you on it.
Cause some of these things are like cut off.
This robo body actually, oh wait, we have robo, I'll do this robo body.
This thing right here we need to get in.
There we go, oh dude, now we're at 25.
Huge.
Look at that, 25 stimulation, 25 comfort.
much better. And then we can probably get rid of a comfort for a health. Let's add a health in.
This elegant table actually doesn't need to be in either.
And instead
Hang on
It's appeal appeal
It's more stimulation let's just go to and actually we just go to and jealous here. There we go
What's this? That's Comfort, you want that?
There we go.
So then now this room has plus one health 25 21
This seems good and it's got seven mutation in it
I really feel like this this 80s couch has got to go this 80s couch has got to go
For what it's providing you know we could definitely get more in there
Possibly.
Question is, what would I put here?
Over the couch.
Put in the UFO.
And put in the chameleon.
In the UFO.
And put in the chameleon. That gives me up to 22.
There's another health in here that we could get. It's also the tadpole aquarium.
That pull aquarium is going to be another stimulation.
Any way else I can get more stuff in.
That's comfort for stimulation.
Mine is comfort for stimulation.
It's really just turning one for the other.
I think honestly we're good.
I think maybe get a little more stimulation or something.
Or do I get the brain?
Oh, dude, get the brain in for 11 mutation.
Look at that.
That brain in there now brings us up to 11 mutation.
And we got two plus health.
That seems decent.
What if I try and up some...
So anyway, I can get more health in here.
That's what there is.
No. I think we're good.
Actually, I guess we could, you know, honestly, we could probably get rid of a stimulation for more health.
Let's just go for some HP here.
Let's get rid of one comfort, trade that for a health.
That way it just like naturally cures everything in the room. Is there another health item I can add?
Or is that it? Are we done? We might be done.
Oh god, help me the attic.
Help me.
The attic is becoming a problem.
It's collecting all my shit.
I don't need stimulation, I just need comfort.
There we go.
Get that in here.
This is just an appeal.
Can I get this in here?
Beautiful.
there we go. Perfect. Now we're chilling in here. I guess he's going to sit in here for
Yeah. All right. That should be good.
That should be good.
Put the phone in. And there we go. Now we're sorted.
I don't have anything yet, but now we're sorted.
Yeah
All right, you don't need to place everything
Excuse me I have not been taking free furniture every run to not place every single furniture
Excuse me
Excuse you
How can you bring that in here?
We don't take these because these are honestly just bad.
Well, this one's not bad, but it's not useful, like minus two comforts kind of bad to use.
Minus appeal, minus appeal, not any real benefits.
Yeah, like Texas Army Crow isn't even really worth it, minus two health for only one mutation.
All right, so now we have after after reorganizing rather than having eight comfort and
23 stimulation one health battle and zero and like zero mutation
Now we have 21 comfort 23 stimulation
Three health and 11 mutation things are looking good. It's cat should fuck and mutate
In font a is our current stud
Look at the stats on Ifante. Look at that.
It's beautiful.
Alright.
What am I doing with y'all?
I guess we're going on runs.
Got a cat!
Alright, what we got here?
Flora.
What did you get?
You got Blast.
Gain extra stats and protection.
Man, that kind of shit.
Set up the beanies.
And I've done it again!
I've created a new object!
That I will call the side quest.
And what this one is,
is I've invented this knife
that stabs you.
I need you to go test it.
Take this knife
and stab yourself
every stage
and bleed out
in two turns.
Take it to the past
because that's where Bola is.
Check this baby out. It's a needle full of yellow liquid, mustard water, urine, cat spray,
and infected sinus mucus with a dash of lemon, aka the experimental treatment. Inject that
concoction into the cat of your choosing and Lordy only knows what will happen. Head out
to the rift and report back with your findings. I have a good feeling about this invention.
I mean, which one would you have preferred? The one he gave me or the one I made as a joke?
Let's see what this bullshit is. Your team's passive ability level up offers disorders instead.
You've gotta be kidding me.
What the fuck is this?
Take it to the- what the fuck is this item?
Just gonna give everybody a Bola.
Alright, well let's find a crew of cats.
Uh, Fent, do I want you?
Not really.
To the garbage.
Uh, any kittens I need to worry about?
No.
All right.
What we got here?
We got Cadbury.
Yeah.
I'll take Cadbury.
You've got really good stats.
Chocolate chip?
Yeah.
You got good stats.
Alexander. Yeah, you got good stats. Jaws. Yeah, you got good stats. I gotta say, breathing
cats with good stats, it really, it feels really nice once you reach that level, because
you don't have to care about trying to find like an OP combo. You just, just get some...
Can we get this emote?
Sure.
How about it?
How about more cats?
Alright.
Depart.
Alright.
Let's see what we got here.
So you've got inspirational song and encore, so it would make sense to make you the Druid.
You're already two pieces of the puzzle build.
You just need one more, and we just sing indefinitely.
Uh, what are you?
High speed with strength?
The humble fighter.
What are you?
Good decks.
Good speed, good health.
You're a thief.
Welcome.
I need to take you to the Rift.
What are you?
Something I wish to take to the Rift.
What has not gone to Rift on hard mode?
We got Monk.
Monk hasn't done a lot of shit.
Neither has Tech.
I'm gonna take Tech because worst case scenario you roll like shit and just spam safety dance
the you know every single time you know I feel like that's that's the that's the safe play here
worse because the technician they they are truly feast or famine as as a class technician is feast
or famine you're either getting the perfect set or you toss a bomb for five damage around and that's
it. Alright so let's see what we got here. Assassinate, a melee attack that can only hit
from behind. This attack of Norse Shield has 50% crit. Wow. Liz slip through. Poison tips.
Nail throw. And you have really high speed. You have some decent health. You actually
have good strength too.
Wouldn't be too bad.
You got
electrolyze, give your weapon plus three electric damage
and reactive armor. When you take damage, craft a tinker weapon or armor pieces
and equip it. Cool.
You got form of the wolf, which is actually kind of sick
and Bork skin.
Love it.
side slash patella reflex. I always like being able to pull out Bruce. That's nice.
All right. So what is this? Our current quest that we need to do right now is we need to
take the transmitter to the future. So that's what we're going to be doing right now. Afterwards,
we can do experimental treatment, but to push the story forward, we need to do this transmitter
antenna so your spells will cost minus two every time you or another cat cast a spell
scramble that spell for the rest of battle so everybody's gonna get some bullshit spells
So we probably want to give it to somebody who kind of already rolled high on like high cost spells, because it doesn't really matter, right?
Like, they're gonna, they're gonna recycle anyway. It doesn't matter if I do slip through or I do assassinate.
After I do the first cast, it's just gonna turn into some random bullshit.
So we should play around who can, like, get some new abilities.
Which honestly, the tinkerer might be best for this.
Because he's got the highest intelligence and he already rolled two high cost spells.
You know?
So this will bring electrolyze from a 7 down to a 5 and a 5 to 3.
I'm also realizing your charisma's kind of sucks.
We're going to need to give you some charisma.
Is there any charisma gain as a hat?
is not. Triple the effects of your head armor. Wait. Wait. Hang on. Triple the effects of
your head armor reduce the cost of your mana. So now it's minus six. So now in
safety dance instead of being three is now one and electrolyzed instead of
being seven is now also one. So I will be able to cast them and
then immediately turn them into something else. Riz seems pretty important
in this. What does it do exactly? Charisma is your maximum mana pool and it is
It's very important to have, not that you don't need to have a lot of it, but you really
need to be careful when you go negative into it because certain spells cost more mana than
you have a mana pool to even cast in the first place.
So like with him having 11 intelligence, if he goes down one more, he won't even be able
to utilize all of his intelligence because his charisma is so terrible.
Um, I could give you magic damage, but that seems kind of whatever.
Uh, I say we just go plus two range on whatever the fuck you end up doing.
That seems like a good idea.
Alright, uh, what do you want for a weapon?
Give you a gun, because you never know when you need a gun.
And then as a ring slot.
Soy milk actually could be good.
Oh wait, no.
Right, right, right.
He makes weapons.
Never mind.
What about soy milk?
Because this lets you craft and throw in the same turn if you don't like the weapon you
made right if you get two extra turns you'll be able to craft a weapon and if
you don't like it toss it craft another one because normally craft and throw are
each their own action so having I'll lose the damage on the throw but at least
I'll be able to cycle my weapons better that seems pretty good what have we got
for Jaws, assassinate. I think we're just gonna build.
Let's build a fighter out. We're gonna give you barbed scrap for
thorns and damage.
Actually, you might be better. Because you got your path of the
tank. So you might actually want to maybe get a more parbed scraps, high damage. Let's
build you out first.
And you can get, and you can get decks when you kill something, which is what you scale
with anyway.
Overheat the health regen, that actually might be better.
I'm gonna give the tank lip filler.
That seems like a good idea.
Or not the tank, the fighter.
I think we can give you the gnarled claw because you're probably gonna be the best to actually
be able to utilize it.
And then... human heart.
So we have a tank rogue.
I'll take it.
Rogue tank seems good.
And then what am I doing with you?
What am I doing with you?
Keeping you with the look filler.
No, I don't want to give you bruise.
I might just honestly, I'm tempted to take Crown of Chaos Fighter.
Let's really have some fun with this one.
I don't know what the fuck you're gonna turn into, but I'm sure you'll turn into something
really neat.
Whatever it ends up being.
And a bucket of lard for a full heal.
And then for you, uh, magic damage, I guess.
damage magic damage all right so now your movement action is a jump and your
tile targeted spells have infinite range that seems good
and then a gorgon gaze because you know why not and then we're gonna take I
think that's it I don't think you really need a weapon a gun because you never
know when you're gonna need a gun. Alright, quest item? quest item is on the
tinkerer. Alright, sorry that took so long. Lock in. So now it's time to do Act 3
and we take the transmitter to the end wasn't it the pistol range no that was
just the most recent thing and thus that is what chat has currently remembered if
you go back I said to push the main story forward we need to do this one and
then we'll do the syringe after but naturally twitch chat has the attention
span of a child and upon me gearing up for the run forgot what we were doing.
And thus they say, I forgot, but really it was Twitch Jet that forgot.
Don't worry, Jet.
We will shove the piss syringe into our thigh, but first we take the transmitter.
All right, what do we got?
Two officers and two spawners.
Uh, I think that blocks.
That could be wrong.
Nice.
And then we can claw it.
And that'll give us our first kill on Narl'd Claw.
So the Narl'd Claw here is what we're really gonna need to pay attention to.
We want to get a kill with this thing, every chance we get, so the way that it works is
that it gets plus one damage and plus one use every time you use it, but you can use
it every turn.
So if you farm early with it, it just becomes a one-shot item.
You've got Rage Punch and Melee Attack, you also have Lipfiller, which lets you do a
a side slash on round one which is kind of cool. You don't need to do a side slash on
round one. Alright so let's craft a weapon. I got a Pogo stick. Let's use one mana to
use Electralize and now it does seven damage. And my next one is gym membership. Spend five
coins to get an all stat. Uh, neat. Safety dance on everybody for one mana. And now I have one to
punch. Also you can immediately use the skill. That's kind of neat.
So then we will come over here. We will Pogo off the shark, make him waste his bullet.
Then once you punch the shark throw a pogo stick at the officer make a new weapon
End my turn
Hell yeah
So I think PvP in this game would be fun
Yes I think PvP in this game would be very fun
more fun than you could truly imagine.
I strive for that level of fun, really.
Alright, so you've got Sing, which does four healing.
But you also have, oh no, you have Encore.
So you just have a lot of healing with your spells.
Okay.
What else can you do?
When you use a music ability refresh your basic action, but what if I lift my basic action is a melee attack?
Can I
Jump oh my god, I can hang on I can jump anywhere
Use my claws
Do an inspirational song and then I get my claws back again
If I was in melee range of something, I guess I'm gonna show this body and get a coin.
I'll take it.
That's actually a really solid combo.
Hell yeah, dude.
So let's see what you got.
Shock Therip.
Now, remember, whatever we take here is gonna cost one mana and then turn into something
else.
Deal one electric damage, cleanse debuffs, give him a stat up, chance of stun.
Shoot a missile fucking somewhere.
Probably don't want this one because it just might not be active on round one and we really
want, we're looking for round three or round one stuff.
Firecrackers.
Throw three small one damage explosives at random tiles in an area.
seems great. What about four? Four is bad because four lowers my damage and makes my
electrolyze become much worse. So my opener becomes worse by using reduce. So I don't
think we take, I don't think we take reduce. I think we take firecracker. And we don't
We don't really need four speed because we already have seven.
You know you take firecracker here.
Uhhhhh
Ffff
Red, blue or yellow chat?
Really? Which one are yall feeling?
If you had to- If you- Chat before you are three syringes.
Which one do you just jam into your thigh without a second thought?
I'm seeing more blue.
But there's also people who want yellow because it's the piss syringe.
And Chant really wants to inject themselves with piss.
But blue?
Blue is the first one that made their voice known and so blue it is.
You got one intelligence.
Hell yeah.
I'll take it, alright.
So let's see this room.
So we have a bunch of half humans at the bottom here.
What these guys do is when they get close they're gonna give me wounds so we don't want them
to ever get near us.
And middly they're also very slow.
And then these two up here charm.
So we want to make sure that they die.
got 11 health I can see let's go right here roll diagonally although I probably
should actually gotten back here because I could have done a crit or I'll just
create anyway that works I know all lip filler probably should actually move you
without that be fine come over here and your turn all right so let's see how
these firecrackers work nice and then it becomes big rock drop a boulder on an
adjacent tile okay rock and then volt tackle teleport to anything that's
It's electrically conductive, which, my rogue, is electrically conductive, and then we have
grab.
Pull a unit within two tiles towards you, knocking it into you.
Okay.
So within two tiles, let's move you over here.
Pull you closer, which will proc the spikes
Then we'll do the spit ball
And I'll throw my weapon at him craft a new weapon use a battery
Throw that weapon at him
And return
All right
So we're gonna do wolf form. You're gonna jump over here, attack twice, do an inspirational song, then attack again, and then you also have triple nails. Nice.
And then bird comes over here and kills that one.
Okay, spawn some more.
He does howl, but it's fun.
Alright, uh, can I get a kill with this?
The only way I really get a kill... there's no real way to get a kill with this claw,
really, in this encounter, sadly.
I want to, but there's just no real way to do it.
I'd have to hope for like a crit.
I think I'd go for the crit, maybe.
Aw, even a crit doesn't do it.
That's, uh, end your turn.
You, just do some more lip filler over here, hit you, and then I guess you're just frozen
now so that's my turn.
I really, I'd really need to take that item off, because like what I end up doing is...
Autopilot.
Take an extra turn after this one.
You are AI-controlled on that turn.
Oh, hell no.
I don't want to do that.
I don't have a song to reset now, is the problem.
Although, I kind of want to see here, can I like jump and then use, yeah I can use Borgensign
actually, just walk like that.
Enter Mockingbird form, oh that's cool, there we go, and then freeze you.
Electrolize Firebolt.
Cast a Firebolt that inflicts burn and has a chance to stun.
Nice.
Robo Vac.
Spawn a Vacuum Bomb that collects pickups.
Nice.
Go get it.
Oh, and then upgrade.
the Roomba and then cast a spitball, spit on him, hit the rock, create another weapon,
another spitball to smash the cat, to then force a unit to look at me, which then I'll
waste time and do nothing and then I don't know do that attack and then I'll
cook some meat and then I'll reverberate which gain eight armor knockback
adjacent units two tiles the spell costs less for every action you've taken I've
taken many actions I'm gonna reverberate move the room but closer and I have a
rock toss. Toss that rock and then I'm gonna gain a focus and then I'm gonna
cleanse myself of all my debuffs. And that's my turn.
Roomba collects a penny. Cat moves forward. This guy's now unfrozen. We do
have a target for Narrow Claw so we're gonna go ahead grab that. That's plus
one and then that's all you can do and turn take up that one can you move to
anything not really punch it take some look filler for you we've got and kill
that one and then I guess I can enter mockingbird and then I can belly flop and
then I can come out fire a magic blast at a unit within five tiles requires line
of sight castable once per battle if all your armor slots are empty castable
once per turn nice
Love it
This is gonna be a wild run dude control water step in windy step
Call the wind
I'm trying to think of like what's gonna be best here for just like random bullshit
probably step in you know this is just a this is just a nice way to reposition
although four is a song right wait no it's yeah four's a song it's got the song
tag on it four's a song and song resets my basics so we want call the wind it's
a song we need as many songs as we can get even if I don't use them for what
they're like normal thing is all DNA multiplier this one's so stupid double
all status effects that get applied to you
I wouldn't use that. Almost tempted, you know? You know, technically I could use it
instead of this frozen necklace and rather than like freezing something, I'll- because
The freezing kind of talks to me more than it helps me.
Well, that's a bit more charisma.
But no, that's all it'll do.
Now we'll have to keep it frost.
Alright, next room.
Scab for cuts.
I'll take scabs.
I got a Calus.
Love Calus.
like one of the best tank items. It is the blind monk. He is currently, he is currently
blocked in. He cannot attack. End my turn. We'll give you some lip filler and then we'll
move you forward and there. Alright, let's move you here and then I guess throw some
firecrackers and then cleanse all my debuffs and electrolyze.
Although I should do electrolyze. Wait. One punch. A one hit kill punch. Gain all stats
down on use. This deals 25 damage to bosses instead of killing them. Oh fuck. Yo!
He's got 62 health next week. We can do that next turn. We can do that next turn
safety dance
Maybe chop
All right, let's move you over here
Good
And now
Let's jump over here.
And let's do Gorgon on him, which will freeze the, and it'll freeze the Warrior too.
That's fine.
We will go Wolf Form, melee him twice to kill the bird.
Then we're going to do inspirational song.
Do it again.
Turn all food pickups into rot.
There is none.
And then that'll be it for your turn.
I'll come over here, toss a nail for 14, you've got a barrier, and your turn.
Now you've got one to punch, which will add bruise, and now he's at 25 HP.
So we end our turn.
And then we come on up here, and we one-punch, bump.
Look at that.
Look at that, dude.
Beautiful.
This feels a little bit like Dead Branch.
It kinda is.
Alright, now you've got two re-rolls.
Let's see what we're taking.
Change your movement action for an additional basic action.
feeling a re-roll here. I feel like one of these is probably good. I could see rebound
being good. I can see rebound being good, but I think there's bigger out there.
One with the wind, gained 20 movement until the end of the turn. In range, give a unit,
plus four strength and confusion too. Full rush, dash forward, and attack with knockback.
Bramble burst. Explode a familiar causing damage to all adjacent units and
spawning Bramble. I don't need Bramble burst here. Honestly I think it's
Bullrush. Bullrush seems good. But I'm greedy. Surf. A water spell that
deals damage and knockback in a large area. Surf is very good. Chain lightning, hush,
half of the cleric, or a random cleric spell. I'm gonna go with the cleric, the fighter
You're cleric.
Eh, extra stick. You can have that.
Oh fuck this room.
Oh my...
I hate this room so much.
Truly I do.
Oh my god. Uh, what am I doing here? Good thing you have a gun. Sure. This one I'm definitely
just straight up shooting. That is 34 HP of double turn action flopping. That thing's
Gotta die.
Come over here first. Nice.
Uh yeah, honestly, that's a good position for you.
All right, it's a clip filler. Let's be side slash. I can't really do much with this. I think we plan
plan to kill that with the gun.
I'll instead come over here.
Get past the cleric.
I didn't actually need to give it that much health, but that works.
I thought I was... I thought I said give it in all stats down.
Destroy your weapon and gain one of the following.
Now we can't do that.
And we got pushed away.
Alright.
First let's go ahead and safety dance.
Smell blood until your next turn if a unit in your range takes physical damage from a
the source that isn't you attack this unit interesting so that'll let me do
throw a weapon but then oh god no we don't want to because then I'll just be
constant flailing fuck no let's come over here we'll do stick
Firecracker over here.
I guess I'm at any moose during a decent tile cancel, so let's move in and attack it.
Xert.
Alright.
All right, and toss the stick away, that'll be it.
Okay.
Now we have our bird.
Let's move you over here, here, and then a backstab should kill.
Alright.
well jump over to here go wolf form
and then we'll do inspirational to heal
I forgot oh yeah I forgot he had the gun
actually
Ah, that's not...
I've moved me forward two tiles.
Alright.
Honestly, this is fine, because now I get a narrow claw use.
So that makes it kind of worth it.
Alright.
take a full heal here. Jump to here. Nice. Do I want to let it get it two more? Do I
I don't want to let it attack two more times.
Maybe.
I do want this money.
I'm trying to think if I want to go for an extra...
Gnarled here.
You know how to grab the extra Gnarled, I'm going to be a little greedy with it.
Oh wait, I actually could have...
I could have just given you an extra turn to make you go immediately. I didn't realize I had mine meld.
That's on me. That's throwing.
There we go. I'll go stick on over. Mine meld you.
Then I...
I'm over here.
I do that.
All right, what do we got?
Quick roll.
Roll in a straight line.
Uh, reload.
Backstab a unit.
Quick roll is honestly really good.
Quick roll with assassinate, poison tips, like, I'm really, I'm, I love that.
Yeah, we're gonna take quick roll.
Let's do it.
Ether soaked rag, we don't really need that.
Taking two rounds to beat an encounter, man, we fell off.
Dude, I remember the days when we just let one cat kill everything.
Dude, that was like the fastest run I swear we've ever had.
Oh, good.
Define Marathon.
Um, how do I put, okay, let me, let me put it to you this way.
I would genuinely like to 100% Mugenics.
Maybe we can, you know what, let's just add exclamation mark Mugenics and it will lead
to this clip.
I'll say I genuinely would like to 100% eugenics
because this game is good enough to warrant me
actually wanting to 100% it.
Granted, I know that means that will mean taking
every single class to the end of every single act
on hard mode and just from that's a lot of runs.
It's gonna take a hot minute to do that.
So I'm gonna kind of just keep streaming at it,
12 hours a day.
We're gonna get sidetracked with RE9 Requiem,
But, I'm pretty much, I'm in on this, you know?
I'm just gonna keep grinding it.
That's the marathon.
There's a crazy mode?
There's a harder difficulty.
After a hard, no way.
No.
There's a harder difficulty.
Oh, fuck me.
Okay.
Well.
I was afraid Requiem had been dropped.
I'm not dropping RE9, I'm just like, I'm going to stream this pretty much 12 hours a day every day.
If you enjoy that, strap in, follow the channel, I'm going to keep grinding this game out pretty much all the way.
These have 10 health, so if you like get a crit, this will be a kill.
Dang.
could have done it the other way but I was afraid my auto attack was going to crit
you can just do 10 take that one out yes they froze the bear good job all right
Okay, come over here, craft a weapon, electrolyze it, shock you for five, throw some firecrackers,
blow a wind that inflicts four poison in a cone, which is enough to actually kill you,
so that's enough there.
And then that'll be your turn.
Stasis.
Nice.
bird go here and go here and then we'll start working on this thing go for a
backstab there 10 damage that sets it up for the fighter all right just jump
here will form claws of doing inspirational song claws again
all right that's fine he freezes he's dead he's dead you get to go now
Let's move you here, then diagonally roll up to here, hit you for 9, and then kill with
Narlclaw.
And then shoot Lightning for 4 damage.
Change to nearby units.
Can it chain back to me?
Cuz like the only person you can possibly chain back into is like maybe I guess the burden guys frozen
That works
Get some damage in
Fighter you get to go up
Lip filler you got rally
Holy fuck
All right, that's that's pretty good
So we already have encore now we can do versatile vocalists and now
well actually versatile vocalist isn't really that because I don't this this is this is for my basic action
I don't really use my basic action good vibrations I like having brace brace is good
We just take some constitution.
We just take some health.
We're a little low on the HP bar there.
I hope y'all have been enjoying the, uh, the megenic streams, by the way.
I don't know if like the runs get like repetitive for y'all or something.
Oh dude, we got a kilo of catnip!
Hell yeah.
I'll take it.
Break it.
We got Scrapper Syringe.
Find an extra consumable item at the end of each battle when you use a consumable or
trinket equip a new consumable.
Cool.
I don't think I care about that, but I've yet to get a syringe and I'm like, yeah, rare candy.
All right, so, uh, protect the week.
I don't think it's that useful.
Death Boone.
When you're down now, death's door.
No, furious.
It's not as, it's not as great as it seems.
I think this is a hard re-roll here.
I think we're taking some new passives out here.
Scars plus one brace that's pretty nice
When you heal another unit heal yourself half that amount
Plus one barrier and it's I mean brace is good
There's a there
There's a brace here. Do we take the brace or the we reroll? I think we can do is I think we can go bigger than plus one brace
Loot hoarder automatically collect all pickups at the end of battle if you're not downed.
Nice. Money. Summon a fly, maggot, or flee familiar once per battle. Yeah, I like that item.
Oh dude cool shirt and cool glasses
And we'll take the dream catcher cuz it's good. I'm buying everything. I'm just taking it all
We got the corp, huh?
Let's do it. I want to see what the cool armor set is
So we're but we're mostly melee and
We do have a lot of like rapid hits. So honestly, I think we take holy shield here
Holy Shield Supply.
Genuinely, I don't know which of these I prefer.
You know?
I'm really not sure.
No, thanks. I knew you never take no thanks. Yeah, I don't think we take lightning because
like a lot of our units actually have literal metal pieces in their body that is conductive.
I don't think we want to put conductive items on.
Honestly fireball is not that bad if you can end the fight quickly. This is basically just
like a stacking guy. It's low damage, but it's a stacking guy. So if you can end the
fight quickly it's pretty good and then we're gonna do speed up damage down
because speed's kind of irrelevant mirror shine is anybody given two range
attacks maybe the maybe the engineer maybe
there's a mirror shine here and always no thanks every so the very first time
that I did no thanks the character got brain damage which prevented them from
using a weapon they were a tinkerer whose entire build was to use their weapon
And so for that reason, I won't be doing that.
Alright, so we're gonna move over here and then we're gonna slip through, kill the bird,
Get a pinwheel and then oh
Right you can't fucking
You you can't hit him because
That's fine, let's do lip filler
Come over here. We'll do rage punch to get rid of a barrier another barrier
We take two burn
Just this reflect
Now you just shut up and get into it.
It's fine.
Shoot three bolts.
Add up to three random enemies or robots.
Okay.
When you get a stop, craft a weapon, Pogo.
Let's Pogo, toss our weapon, create a new weapon, a bomb.
You're immune to that as well.
Very nice.
I guess we'll do this one.
Spawn a ghost familiar.
fades after its first turn. Nice. I spawn the ghost. And then I electro-race Death Metal.
Ooh, that sounds good.
All right, let's... I should have gone for the back stab, but it's not a big deal.
Let's jump to here. Werewolf form. Get off two barriers. Inspirational song. Get another two
barriers and then we have any debuffs we do some fire debuffs so we can just
cleanse those then we got bird in bird comes over here 10 damage
good job there the ghost did nothing and killed itself
I can't assassinate sadly I can't move you here and we can go for 7 damage
and then you can come over here
can't rally sadly
and go for a hit
do a lip filler
get you again
once it's disabled
alright you jump here
wolf claws
Let's push everybody this way, hit you again, and then we'll do a tactical retreat over here.
Oh, that's arranged. That's not arranged.
Okay toss your weapon away, craft a new weapon, share the glass, toss that weapon
and then death metal.
Probably should have done the death metal. That was probably a bad idea.
little you here on the air bump nine damage
there so see we got weak spot your basic attack now ignore shield and inflicts
weakness one I think that is really good if we're going to the future we got to
week spot because we're going to the future where everything's going to have shield you know what
honestly you know would be really nice a trash can small quality of life items i know i'm never
going to actually use I'd love to just trash now rather than playing the sorting game later on
you know like I'm never going to use bloody coin
refresh your basic action lose 50% of your HP I'm never going to use that item
just put a little trash bag icon for me to just chup shit into
you. Middle mouse. That'd be perfect. All right. The future.
All right, what we got here uber man uber woman, what's uber man?
melee attack with knockback reflects projectiles units that contacted it get knocked back trample
two Garfields. Okay. Let's come over here. And because we can pierce shield, we can just
take out the bot immediately. And then that'll be your turn. How far do these move forward?
too far. Alright. See if you're just immune to these. Okay.
I don't know what that was, but didn't like it.
You and each allied cat give adjacent units plus 1 damage and plus 2 speed.
Perfect.
And then we'll spawn some flowers, cuz that hurt.
Crap, the new item.
Toss that one away.
Alright, that's my turn.
I kinda fucked it with that one.
Over here.
10 damage. You're going to be difficult to deal with because you're going to knock back
immediately. Stimper over here, where we'll form. Oh, you also knock back? Does knock
back in an area. And Captain H.P.
Pressure weapon action, student's
operational song, I guess.
How do you...
All right.
So we can probably get a kill here.
Ah dang.
What's open for it?
I can't...
All of these reflect projectiles.
Every unit here reflects projectiles.
So I can't do anything there.
Quick step though.
heal a familiar and give it an all stats up. Nice. Run to the ally with the mouse missing health.
Nice. Drop the one HP. No. No, no, no. We're not doing that one.
All right, you can come here. You got two HP.
I should have taken up both of them.
Reduce the cost of another spell by one.
Scrust of another unit's spell cost by one.
There you go, learned something.
Taunt, flower feet.
away spawn a rubber punch bot perfects a melee attack that deals 8 damage the spells damage
is reduced by 1 each time it's cast nice can't use it though summon another bear sure and
And then Raktas... Taunt... Booster... And there's nothing you can really do in here.
There we go.
Good job, bird.
Proud of you.
So we'll attack you first, then we'll sing a song, which will push us this way, so you
can't knock me back.
There we go.
And then refresh your weapon, trinket, actions, uh, standard offering.
Now, I guess I just won't do anything.
to hear. Oh, it's not gonna be another roll. Force feed. Teleport to a random tile. Yes,
perfect. Randomly where I needed to go. Tell ya.
sequence when you take damage explode and get launched to a random tile this
explosion doesn't hurt you. Your explosions are electric element and deal
plus one damage instead of knockback explosions have a chance to stun. Tank
soul.
Tank soul seems kind of nice just for the you know for Constitution and your
problem right now is you're getting beat to shit I kind of I kind of think we
actually just take the tank so cuz that's that's a lot HP that's gonna buff
him from 24 to 40 right yeah he's got 40 HP now he's he's thick with it love
it
Also, let's see here, oh look, trips on a rock, face planting into the ground, his
forehead swells up and he feels sluggish.
He's dumber now.
Good.
Alright, so...
Let's go here.
Roll this way.
We want to take out these TVs.
So I'm actually going to go ahead and do...
Because it's only the basic, right?
Yeah.
The TV needs to go first.
And then maybe this will kill.
Dang.
You can come over here, so I don't get backstabbed.
Uhhh...
The fighter moves forward, takes look filler.
Dumb! Can't cast any spells. Nice.
That's where we're...
Spit on the TV to get rid of that.
Throw some of those.
Trample towards one side with a food pickup.
There are no food pickups.
Electricer.
I should probably shoot an electricer weapon.
Yeah, I actually should shoot an electricer weapon.
Let's get a new weapon.
A bomb.
I like bombs.
Draw some bomb.
Do safety dance.
Maly attack with increased critical hit.
Can't use that.
Alright.
You go wolf form.
These two have not taken their turn yet.
So we're going to come over here.
Double attack.
Inspirational song to heal
Go again and
Then you got spend all your mana and give a unit within your line of sight a random stat up for every three mana spent
Give enemies random stat downs instead
Interesting
Fully heal you're familiar and give it an all stats up well stats down nice took a
strength down best thing I could ask for heard you go forward go for a back stab
have instantly kill it love it
alright so now you come over here get an extra kill with gnarled claw so we get a
plus one there and then you got divide melee actually let's go ahead and melee
this corpse and then pierce that that's just the TV fighter you won't be able to
do anything
There we go.
Alright.
Uh, genuinely, I would actually like some intelligence, but I do like taking HP.
It's just like, you know, it's nice.
It's hard not to take HP.
I don't know what we missed, but why is everything... oh, we're in Nazi Germany in the future, but everything's a robot.
I don't know how you haven't already been able to keep up with the story, man.
Act 1. Go down an alleyway. Act 2.
Flaggin Chaos Rift, Act 3, Nazi Germany.
Pack it.
Turn off robots. Press this confirm. Oh shit. What's that gonna do?
Oh shit, new boss, Zaphouser, oh shit, Prime's an attack when damage attacks all tiles of
the same polarity of its as its own, oh that's kind of cool, so we don't so we want to be
on Dark Tiles then. Got ya.
Parody.
Alright so let's go back here.
I mean, I'll just roll out of the way, but I thought it was going to attack these tiles.
But, okay.
You can't get in range so grab a penny and take some lip fillers.
He's not down here so...
We'll go here.
And...
Let's get a new weapon, Binge.
Sure, I'll take that.
Collect an adjacent pick up, do a safety dance, petrify, and we'll save those.
Alright, bird.
Do your thing.
Okay.
Let's come over here.
And we'll heal you too.
And I guess that's all I got.
All right.
Ask him over here.
Attack it. Okay.
Dig to an open tile. All right, guess I'm going to...
Come on over here.
I'll be honest, I kind of don't like this attack once and now the boss can't be hit again.
I don't, uh, not a, not a big fan of I can only hit the boss one time per character churn.
Not my favorite.
And also on top of that, I'm gonna prime an attack in the location that you were just
hit. And so if you don't have a movement ability, I guess just take damage. So, uh, now. Oh,
and because I did a reactionary, because there was any reaction at all, next person loses
their opportunity to hit the boss. Because he had a reaction attack, the bird lost its
chance to do damage. I guess go grab the shield and I guess you're just gonna come over here.
Let's see if there's anything cool you get to do. Throw some firecrackers.
Move four tiles.
Deal damage with knockback.
stone breath. Let's do that one. Set a spike trap that deals eight damage. Sure, I'll put it right here.
I'm sure he'll land on that. Gamba. Hurt yourself. Probably don't want to do that one.
cumulative blast. Vault tackle. Grab that armor. Hyper beam. Yeah, right there. I'm
sure it'll hit something. It's turned into another hyper beam or doesn't work until that's
over oh he did another reaction so guess what now the druid has lost their
churn for being able to hit the boss love that good boss very very cool boss
design I must say I am I am a fan let me tell you I'm a fan
Well, guess I'll just heal everybody.
And then he'll jump again.
Alright, it is now time to play the video game once again.
Let's not walk into the spike trap.
Let's move one tile away from it.
And then, uh, I guess end the turn.
Wow.
Which pushed you into the spike trap.
I should have seen that coming.
The bird, uh, lost its turn, so.
As you do.
Hyper beam!
I'm gonna put hyper beam right there.
And we're gonna move here.
And then, I guess that's my turn.
Oh, he didn't want to stay there.
Alright.
The druid is getting its turn.
Let's go ahead and heal you.
Jump to here.
Wolf form.
Inspirational song.
Druid dance.
Very cool.
everybody down a tile. Fuck it. May as well make it counter anything that happens. End
your turn. And now the cat can come over here and knock it.
All right, we'll admit that boss is a little annoying, but hey, you get there, uh, luck.
Hell, it's always nice to just slam HP.
Slam in HP is just a way to go, dude.
cerebral chip minus one intelligence minus one charisma but your spells cost one less
nana I like that mystical blindfold plus four intelligence and plus two charisma but your
physical attacks and abilities always miss but not your magic nice rare candy
I'll take the rare candy.
I'll give you intelligence.
Yeah, you could use it again.
Geo!
Get coins when it breaks.
I'ma snag that.
I'ma try and make some money with that.
Because you can just break it immediately.
Hard path always.
Alright, so we have an elite right here, regular.
We have gambling machines.
Attack to play, explodes when destroyed.
Okay, so we want to kill basically everything but the bot here.
Alright.
So we can come over here.
And then we can get a kill.
and then we'll slip through over to the gambling machine.
Let's move you to here.
Good job. You really healed that dead body. Alright, so let's come over here. Let's toss
our weapon. Get 18 cents back so we got our investment. Craft a new weapon. It's a battery.
Probably don't want to use that. I'm just going to go ahead and waste my energize as
as well. Toss that away. We got leeches. Toss a leech. Toss some bombs. Give all allies
armor. Summon a caterpillar. It gains all stats up at the end of each turn. It becomes
a moth at all stats up five nice there you go little guy oh nice and I have this
but I'm not in line of sight of anything okay let's come over here jump to this
area let's go wolf form double hit there empty mind you can't cast spells for
the rest of battle for the rest of battle whenever you kill an enemy take an
extra turn that's kind of cool actually I like that turn inspirational and then
then explode a familiar causing bramble now we don't want to do that let's use call of
the wind to push me this way so that way I'm in range of him now do empty mines get a hit
That should be... a kill, right?
Okay, yeah. I got my extra turn, so I just end my turn.
Now I've got an extra turn.
And so, we can now jump to over here,
kill this one,
and then end my turn, get another turn.
Uh, 7-7, I don't really have enough to be able to kill that.
Let's jump to here and I'll play the slot machines.
Dang, I tried.
And then you are going to flutter to over here, move to here.
Oh, I got a blessing huge
He's gonna try and heal a dead body
Caterpillar's gonna move forward one proud of you little guy
Break out a short circuit
Come over here, you can bypass barrier, and then use the claw, there we go, break out
the short circuit, and then, just come over here, play the slot machine, got an
it out. Alright. How much mana do you have? You have 8 mana. Plus your intelligence.
Oh no, you already got your mana. Alright, we're gonna move to this one. Hit that. Cool.
got a short circuit. Toss your weapon. Dang. Ooh, spitball. Oh nice! Look at all that money.
Hell yeah dude! That's a lot of cash actually. Holy shit. Hit it again. Nice.
Refresh your basic.
Another weapon.
Another spitball.
Oh!
Too many hits.
Move you over here.
All right, there's a little extra money.
This little guy's almost all grown up.
Oh, okay, bye.
Uh, let's come over here.
Let's do a rage punch.
Aw, dang.
Ow.
There we go.
Alright.
End your turn.
Aw, look at that.
He's a moth now.
There we go.
The thief has a skill that automatically picks up all loot right now.
More charisma.
Let's do it.
If only we got to keep them off.
Yeah, if only.
So we went from 18 to 64.
Hell yeah dude.
Rare furniture, always.
Oh he never, you're right, it's the fighter.
The fighter has the perk.
Eat, loot, or examine, I eat it.
Hell yeah, gained an intelligence.
oh my god okay this is gonna be rough buddy so we'll come over here we'll hit
you for 12 that's all we can do on round one and you take lip filler go for a
back sab and rage punch first bear that knocks back units
movie back oh there's a rope there's a robot back there of course there is all
Alright, let's go ahead and craft a weapon.
Let's...
Hogo...
Out of there.
These all reflect projectiles, so I guess we'll go ahead and get rid of the Electrocides.
Summon meteors that hit random tiles in a large area.
Can you reflect a meteor?
The answer to that is no, they cannot reflect a meteor.
Math, deal damage to a unit for each unique divisor.
I'm not very good at math, but it's cost 1 mana, so there you go, big hits.
Uh, toss firecrackers over to here.
Nice.
I want to do safety dance.
Toss your weapon away.
Grab the new weapon.
I'll go to over here.
Alright, so now let's jump you to here where we'll form.
I'll do two hits, you got infest.
I guess I'll get that onto you.
I'll do inspirational song, hits you again.
if I'm literally one HP off. Nice. I don't know why I thought I could shoot it at you.
Okay, uh, come over here. Come over here.
And then move. There we go. Get rid of the explosion.
All right.
You are just stuck in the corner, so that is just how it is for right now.
Looks like a big hang-on.
You can assassinate.
Hell yeah.
And then you can quick roll to over here, and then that's a trick.
You got 4 HP, you can take you out.
to here. Swap places with you. Down an ally and range five and steal their mana. It doesn't
get injured. That's kind of interesting. I guess, sure. Doesn't doubt him or doesn't
under them. There we go. And then we'll move one tile to over here. And then we have a
chakram, which is a projectile. That's not a melee attack. We'll throw that away. Trample
over one tile diagonally. Call the wind. Move us all this way. Inflict bleed 10 on an adjacent
unit can't use your weapon for the rest of battle you got it we got now CPR
revive an adjacent body to one HP I guess I'll trample one tile this way
There we go. Inflict marked. There you go.
Right. Right.
There's a healing self.
Inflict for poison.
Bird, can you come get a kill?
There we go.
Alright, Wendy's step.
Give the unit one bonus move.
of the squirrel. Oh boy. Let me check when they step. Itchies weezies. No thanks. Don't
regret that i will not actually
i've yet to get anything to do that if it's user weasies
all right
so
so we got here
we want to try and take out as many of the small ones while we can
let's come over here
hit. There we go. So there's one kill. Take lip filler. I will come over here. Okay, that
being frozen is actually good. Electrolyze.
Come over here. Throw some firecrackers. Aim at a unit on your next turn. Shoot a projectile
that always crits and ignores shield. I guess I may as well put that on you.
craft a weapon, electrify it, there we go, I'll toss a new, craft a new weapon, don't
have anything here. Surround a unit with leeches, nice, love that. And then let's give all
those leeches in armor. We'll spawn a blessing for somebody, melee attack that causes a unit
to die. Bosses fall asleep instead, that's really good. And we can do steel skin as well.
Nice, good turn
All right
Let's
Jump to here
Let's go ahead and go form of the wolf
Dig to any tile and unearth a body was our spell
Let's go for a hit there
Now we'll do inspirational song
Kill that one
Give a unit plus one movement, I'm gonna give that to the fighter
And then
We're actually gonna petrify here
Which will stun him for this next turn that's about to happen
And then we'll come over here go for a backstab he loses his turn
They waste two turns on leeches
He takes a bunch of thorns
lighten the load take 25 damage you take an extra turn after this one interesting
that'll just kill though and then we've got a backstab there
Okay, he was blocked just good let's move you here. We're gonna rally the druid which
will attack him. Go for lip filler. Actually let's do just a absorb here and then let's
actually use the other turn to back out of there. Alright so now you've got extra damage
And we can do...
Fall of Wind this way.
Do another two hits.
We'll spawn Brambles right there.
And then we can gorgon him again
to make him lose another turn.
Focus Shot goes through.
You can do another focus shot. So it looks like skills that have to stay like hyper beam and focus shot have to stay for a round
And so they won't get randomized
We can come over here.
We can do the palm technique.
Now we can set him on fire, do a glass shard as well.
Make a unit the alpha, the alpha has 50% dodge chance.
Let's give it to the fighter because he's really low HP.
Teleport to a unit with 5 or less health and destroy it.
Interesting.
We got a battery.
Maybe I'll get a stun.
No stun.
Alright, we'll just leave you right there.
Okay, we move you here.
We take out that one.
Nice.
Alright, so now you come over here, you get to do another gnarled claw.
Take that one out, because you did a backstab you can tumble over to here, hit you, inflict
oh, inflict mark and magic weakness one on a unit.
save that for the next turn because it'll just wear off as soon as it becomes his turn.
Okay, he's got one HP.
Let's go over here.
I'll do a rage punch because it's low.
Then hit you.
And then that'll be your turn.
We'll do two hits on you.
Research.
And I can't really do any more Gorgons.
Actually I can gorgon him one more time if I jump to right here.
I should, yeah, I should only get the bird and him.
So that'll skip another turn if it's.
Can we get another round?
So now we can do another focus shot.
Instant barrier, gain six armor.
Very good.
Give two diminishing health regen and one random stat to an adjacent unit.
Really nobody I can get to adjacent right now.
Let's come over to here.
We'll do spitball, throw the weapon, make a new weapon, just toss that I guess.
Give the unit plus one wisdom, give that to you.
I'll load melee attack that immobilizes.
There we go.
ball. Mega blast. Hey, I haven't seen that skill in a while. All right.
Oh, he gained all of his armor back.
Nice love that
Okay
I'll save this for one more turn
Ooh, Time Walk.
Actually, I can Time Walk?
Yeah, let's Time Walk.
And do the Ocular Pat down.
And then...
And turn.
Oh wait, that's at the end. It's not immediate, never mind.
Inflict Manileeds 2 and Weakness 2 on all units within 3 tiles of you.
I hit the leech, but that's fine.
So now you got weakness 4 and leech 4.
I'll take some more lip filler, hit you, and your turn, get a ton of mana.
Soothing shot.
A shot that heals an inflicts Charmed One.
Oh god.
Alright, let's go for a melee attack.
Shoot him with a gun.
Rearm my basic.
Hit him again.
Gorgons eye.
All right, you got magic missile for one
Just teleport to this
Charge my fists. Jump on top of a rock. Oh god.
Spit on them.
Alright.
of you here you're 11 damage I gotta put you in the fire it's better to take the
one damage and him trampling make the target and alpha pass of the first spell
with the alpha cast each turn is now cast twice. Nice.
There's a hold on to that. Okay, he decided to go for the
trample. Better they went after them.
Alright, so we got some of our light in the low, but I really
don't think we're gonna do that let's just teleport to a random tile okay attack
everything around you spinning one one or three times let's just do it nice
inflict ten bleed nice
Oh, but you can't use your weapon for the rest of the battle, that's fine.
It's fine, it only has three charges anyway and I don't want to use up all the charges.
I'll just do the burgeon blast to reroll.
Alright, so now all of your abilities are cast twice, or is it your first ability?
Forget it, is it first ability or less?
They're all abilities.
It's just first ability.
Let's take the lip filler.
A fire spell that increases range and damage every turn.
Interesting.
Probably actually want to go ahead and throw that out now.
Because I don't want this growing out of control.
That's why I can't use it anymore.
Kill for that.
Kill a side slash.
Spawn of glowing mushroom.
Jump on a tile and mobilize anything you land on.
Perfect.
take one damage and heal all allies 1 HP
share?
great
but it's really take one damage heal everybody 4
it's a really good value, jump here
2 melee attacks
All right, Immobil actually works really well on him.
Uh, just craft a weapon.
Toss it at him.
After new weapon.
Pogo.
That's all you got.
You've kind of lost a lot of your abilities at this point.
All right, we're doing pretty good. He's at 131 HP
We go for eight damage there
I'll do a roll
Take five damage gain five mana
I'll do that and I got another soothing shot. Oh, dang it
Just toss it at something else. I don't want it
All right, let's move here give melee attack spot a mushroom next to you take this
An outskirts to over here
Let's go ahead and do a picnic here.
Heal both of them, eight, and then jump over to here, get two hits in, all right, ho-vo.
Put a weapon at him, craft a new weapon, stick.
Alright.
So now, we have to destroy him.
you have the ability to pierce so we should be okay here except two different
abilities appears
yeah you can bypass armor there we go
All right, that was actually a pretty smooth fight.
All right, so we got Distract, Stock, Encourage, Rat Roulette.
I'm gonna take Stock here because you are sorely lacking any sort of mobility and Stock
is just perfect mobility.
behind the enemy you want and because it's a because it's a tube parter I don't
think it'll refresh which means you get to keep it which will be nice
all right we got a d6 nice time to go further into the future let's do it
I'm glad the quest item is working out as well as it is, dude this has been like a really
solid run.
all right so this one we don't really know all the enemies so we got the
collective these things have a spin attack that counterattack when hit and
mimics the attack and counters of all other cats in the collective
Interesting. Don't like that.
Oh. What the fuck?
Are y'all stuck?
For what?
Are y'all stuck in here? How do you get out?
Edmund?
Oh my god, these two are just like, look at where these two are! They're right in front of them!
What the fuck?
What do these do?
Turns into...
Demo and killed.
Okay, we're gonna go back here and try and just go for a full-on one-shot nice
And then we'll quick roll to here
All units on dirt tiles get tossed and take damage when they land nobody's on the dirt tile
And hit you
There we go change it something else
Well, good thing I took that stalk ability, huh?
How's he supposed to get out of here?
Alright, well, we'll just stalk that guy.
Glad we took that.
Just chill over there, I guess.
Alright, let's craft a weapon.
Set it up for 8 damage.
Alright, he has one poison on him so he dies on his turn but we're gonna throw some bombs
I guess.
Yeah, there's some firecrackers over there.
Chacha slide.
I don't really feel like how you know how to fuck it, Chacha slide.
Nice.
Bitten frost, yeah, I'ma pass on that one there, buddy.
Craft a weapon.
I'll go.
Then, toss my weapon.
I'ma chaos teleport later.
All right, let's jump over here.
werewolf form, double hit to kill him so he doesn't get to counter attack.
Uh, and then just an inspirational song, maybe?
Yeah, I guess we'll get some healing out.
Grow mushroom too. Why not?
Alright, Bird, what can you do?
You can come over here, kill this thing.
Evolves into a husk when its timer reaches zero.
Spawns thorny tumors when killed.
Neat.
Alright, that's the one being stalked right now, so we don't really want to kill that one.
instead move over here kill that
get give a unit plus 30 extension there you go
here punch side slash use this and stalk does get to stay so now you just
have permanent mobility, which is very nice. And then you can come over here.
Start that I guess. Let's do call to wind actually.
To this way. And then we'll do a double.
And then we can...
Uh, let's shift positions.
Oh, I can only shift positions. Actually, shift positions here.
And then throw the bomb on these.
What happens when casting forbidden spells?
I do a temporary strong spell and then take a permanent injury that of varying degrees
from a sprained ankle to brain damage and now your whole kit is bricked.
Intimidate now we take steel skin here. It's free
He strays a bit further from the pack
All right
See we got here
Cancer cat melee attack causes cats to permanently lose one HP
Okay, so we don't want to get hit by this thing and we also want to try and kill these with this
Let's just like one hit if we can.
There we go.
We'll roll you over here.
You can move to here.
Punch the cat.
Ow.
Take lip filler and then we will stalk this cat.
Nice.
Alright, let's do safe to dance, craft a weapon, make an electric, jump on over here, throw
a spitball at ya, you can't reach me now, toss it at you, make a new one.
do that again. Throw firecrackers, steal skin, pull enemies to the center, become a turtle.
Telling a half-sized copy of myself, making extra attack, head bashing my copy forward,
and my turn.
Brilliant.
over here inspirational where will form both claws inspirational song give
everybody some HP and then you can have a bonus move I guess
Nice.
You know there's units that aren't frozen in a block of ice, right?
Alright.
Kill you, the Nile Claw.
Now you've got the next, uh, you have to wait for this thing to unfreeze.
Spit.
Okay.
Oh, Jesus.
What is it going to do now?
Oh, that's what we'll come over here.
Get another plus one to our model.
And now you've got to go back.
one more now. And now you also have stock. You also have time lock, which is real good.
I'll take it over assassinate, assassinate's kinda ass.
I'll donate 20 cents for Nona.
I got an emo wig.
Nice.
which is in all stats down, but everything adjacent to you gets in all stats down too.
When you take damage, all units within two tiles heal one HP and gain one temporary damage.
Aw, fuck.
Alright, bloke.
Alright, so let's go for a knife, and then I'll do one hit of the weapon, go ahead and
Stalk you and then that'll be all you can do for now
All right, let's move you over here
Throw some firecrackers also burns the grass behind him, which is nice craft weapon
That's uh, RoboVac, sure, go get it vacuum cleaner.
And then Lightning Surge for Energize.
Uh, I'll do a Steel Skin, and we'll do a Scatter Shot.
Nice miss. Safety dance for everybody. Stone fist to turn that armor into temp strength.
Grab a unit in front of you and then suplex it behind you. Assert dominance. A weak melee
attack. If this kills anything you become the alpha. If you're the alpha the spell does
five additional damage and puts bruise. I don't actually want to use that. We're just
Let me get rid of it, toss my stick, and then that'll be it.
Nice.
Alright, uh, let's move you over here, we're gonna go werewolf form, hit him twice, we've
got manifest teleporting a straight line into a unit within line of sight, damage and then
displace it. So I can tele-frag it if I like. Windy step, inspirational song. I like to
keep the song for once we've actually lost the mage people. Just tele-frag it. It actually
pushes him into the fire. It's just kinda nice. And then, wait. I got werewolf form again?
I'm already a werewolf.
Okay.
Become a stronger werewolf.
And then we will blow everything this way.
Oh.
Nice.
I'm gonna shoot him with a gun.
There we go
There we go, we're pulling the eyeball now away from the boss at least trying to
out. Alright, so we definitely want a time walk. It's going to happen. He hits you just
for walking past him. God, that's so brutal. Oh, that's actually mean as fuck. But I can
rally you do. Oh, nice. Thanks, dude.
All right, trample over one tile. If you trample over a unit and flick
bruise on that unit and yourself. So let's jump to here.
get a double hit inspirational song get another double hit
about there
let's just toss our weapon craft a new weapon
we got here grab a unit
give a unit a bonus attack definitely give you the bonus attack give a unit
plus one thing in kinetic it becomes the alpha nice so we now we have two
different alphas let's come over here I actually should have gone on to the
actual grass but it's fine place a box down we have donate HP heal 5 take 10
off I want to do that
and push the eyeball away
We'll save that for later.
There we go.
Push it away from the boss.
Target an area at the beginning of your next turn, heal everything, your basic attacks
It's like bruised until the end of your turn.
May as well take that.
Put a bruise on them.
Pops out another high ball.
Uh, we are going to wish for healing in some random ass area.
Try and move these eyeballs around.
All right.
Let's come over here.
Oh, that's the side.
Nice.
Okay, so now we're going to use all of your mana, I think.
Oh, they don't actually get it.
They don't actually get trapped in those, but that's fine.
They're away from the boss, which is what I need right now.
all right jump over here basic attack I'm supposed to have like a bonus attack
I swear you're supposed to have a bonus attack.
Over here.
All right, health is looking a touch low.
I'll go on down.
Don't think I want to suplex it.
Oh good.
Hmm.
You're just gonna die immediately, aren't you, once you get in line of sight?
Yep.
Alright.
Kill em, Jesus.
all right bloke got a size way of the tank plus I didn't even know you had way
of the tank on the whole time walk plus cost less now
I always take time off boss.
Is it weird?
Bloat?
Honestly, I would consider harder than the actual boss.
Metacat, Otter Moat, Spoon Bender.
Uh, safety dance plus, electric plus, firecracker plus.
I guess we'll just take firecracker plus, why not?
That'll take the vision plug in
All right
Let's see what this place has in the hard route gasper creates poison clouds when it attacks or is damaged
Primes an explosion when killed
And we do have an elite version over here
Very cool, all right, let's do a time walk
Come over here.
Nice.
Let's...
That one
All right
Nice!
Alright, SteelSkin Electric.
Probably should've cracked the weapon first.
Nah, I'm not gonna use that shit.
Uh, let's just toss it at something.
Alright!
Deal damage inflict weakness, swap position of the ally, swap back at the end of your
turn.
Cosmic punch.
Hang on.
Swap with my ally.
Cosmic punch that thing to the air.
And then we can inflict burn one, which is all you need.
And then that's all you get.
And then you're good.
All right, over here.
all right let's teleport to here we'll form 1-2
Curl you.
And then blow everything one tile that way.
Although that didn't actually change anything.
Alright.
Fire everywhere.
Spend all your mana then drain that much HP.
sure I can move you over there
of
the air
, and that was going to explode
I think we're good.
Inspirational song to heal.
Move out of the way.
There we go.
All right, so we got claws plus
Now we'll inflict bleed
Yeah, let's take a call plus
Snaggle teeth your basic attacks inflict lead one
Nice. Put that on you.
Chocolate ship, find the silver head lying on the ground.
I'll destroy it.
Alright.
So we got here a conjoined husk, it's melee attack, it picks up cats, creates evil copies
of the cat that it is holding.
That's kind of cool.
And then we have shade cats, melee attackers, teleports behind a random one of its enemies
when damaged.
Okay.
So we can actually come over here.
I know you can just straight up kill one.
I should have done the attack first.
I'll do a lip filler.
I'll stalk this one.
Oh my god.
Those guys are going to be terrifying.
Oh, some firecrackers.
Just craft a weapon, we got a stick.
Just move over here.
Let's hit you with the stick.
Should have made an electric burst.
Throw that.
Making another weapon, give you confusion, safety dance, do the teleport, plant your feet,
There we go, and we'll re-roll that.
Nice.
Alright, jump here, go wolf form, get a double,
And then...
Probably should have just used my gun.
Yeah, should have just shot my gun.
Alright.
I'm over here.
That fear really sucked.
Each familiar attacks if they can.
Hey, go ahead.
That's 12 armor off him.
We'll come over here.
kill him. Backflip out of the way next time we get targeted. Backflip is not even going
to do anything right there so we actually have to come over here then backflip. That
puts me in range to do that. And actually we can just straight up kill him. Perfect.
And now you're not in range of anybody, but I can move you over here and encourage the
bird to do another attack.
I'm gonna take a lip filler.
Now let's jump over to here.
Double attack.
I have an inspirational song to heal.
I guess I could come over here.
Actually, you know what?
My last shot anyway.
I'm not going to really use it on the boss.
Ugh.
Would you say it's worth getting eugenics?
Be fully honest.
Yes.
This is the best game to come out. It's feature complete on day one.
It's not some like quadruple A garbage that gets puked out that we're used to, you know?
It's not like high god.
Stock being free is honestly really good. Take it.
Charmit. I charm it. Nice. Alright, I got a skull cat. I was hoping for something better
from that.
radiated object. What is that? Plus one charisma, use a melee attack that inflicts
bruise one. Okay, I mean the bruise one's nice, but only once for battle.
Alright, so this fight I had a little bit of a cheese going to be able to get
through it. I don't know if I can how to actually do this fight right now. So let's
Let's explain what we're looking at. This thing has 450 HP. The only attack it has
two attacks. Attack number one, it puts a spike under you and pushes you closer towards
her. Attack number two, it spreads its current tendrils out one. That's it. That's all it
can do. So, gotta try and figure out the best way to be able to just try and get
rid of as many of these as possible. Let's roll, come over here, claw, and that'll
it for you we're gonna go ahead and do a lip filler on you come over here that's
gonna be your home you know just kind of chill in there I can't stop actually at
all in this fight. I'm realizing. Alright, this only does one damage, but may as well
toss it on. There we go. Summon a nail that arcs electricity of neighboring tiles whenever
any unit spends mana. That seems pretty good, toss that down. There's no real reason to
go for these spikes here. At least not immediately. Do a safety dance which does one damage. Do
Do a steel skin, weaponize, toss it at that, craft another one, come over here, take a
little damage but that's fine. Another unit's next spell is free. Let's give that to you.
Gain one intelligence and one armor. If you have seven or more armor, this costs one man
alas. Okay, we'll do that. We'll stack the deck. We'll attack that. Wait, oh that stunned
my warrior. Oh, fuck me. All right. Let's jump here. Let's do wolf form. Hit you.
I'm just gonna go ahead and leave that as is for a turn
May as I'll take that out
Just over here
There we go
Alright, so tank got, er, rogue got caught, you have to break free.
You can destroy that one.
We're gonna do a time walk.
Heal everything for 2 HP.
I'm okay with that.
And then let's end our turn there.
So you got a thrash.
Let's...
Set free hands that freeze up your action
You're your bonus mana
Let's put shards on you, I guess.
And that churn.
Alright.
So we got the bomb there.
Let's make a new weapon.
Shard of glass, which destroys that one.
Get rid of that.
It's freed our warrior now actually.
Let's craft a new weapon.
There we go, that kills that one.
Give units in an area 10 speed and give them extra speed.
burgeoning blast on you put a bounty on a unit when that unit dies it's it becomes
meat and the killer gains in all stats uh I'll put it on you
teleport any unit to you
Okay, counter attack, everything, oh god, Eureka, 3.0, dammit, to petrify a unit within
five piles of you, let's petrify the boss, so that hopefully it doesn't spawn any more
units, for the rest of the battle you can move an extra time each turn, nice.
then we'll get rid of that rock. I think we just eat this tech-free madness. Oh god, eat.
That was almost really bad. That was almost really bad. We don't want the bird to get
all stats up. There's what we're gonna do. We're gonna just come over here and kill that.
It loses its turn. Just good. Nice. So we can kill that. Then we can do 10 damage.
Suck.
12 positions with a random unit.
Get stoopzer. No, we can't do that one.
Alright.
So now,
you can move up. Double tap.
Range spell that heals and damages anybody low on HP.
You could use some health.
And do that.
And you get a melee attack.
Alright.
So we spawn some more.
It's rally you.
Let's improve a random stat.
Jump to any tile, fall asleep.
some over here punch him out so you have to waste his auto attack
all right
eat a unit and take damage equal to that unit remaining atree
We'll eat that.
Hit ball.
Oh, you can't even eat it.
Crap, the new weapon.
Oh!
Ow.
Big logger, but...
Move over one.
There we go. I'd actually like to use that a few more times so we're gonna keep
that. And then you will go for a melee attack.
I'm gonna stay right here.
Alright.
Come over here.
Melee which kills those.
I think you're just gonna have to take Stoopzerk.
Lose all of your mana and gain that much debt.
I mean, I do have 22 mana, so I mean, that wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
Oh.
Okay. Or it could just change, nevermind.
Take damage equal to half your max HP and then deal that damage and inflict fear 2 on units in an area.
Okay.
I'll move you back one and I'll hit you again.
Oh, you also get Blood Geyser.
That's sick.
Let's go Blood Geyser there.
We'll take a lip fill there.
Deal 2 damage and knock back adjacent units to tiles, gain 2 armor.
Don't really want to do that.
Well actually, it's a ranged attack, but it should be okay.
Revive a body with 100% HP and give it an all stats out.
That'll be useful.
Over here.
This fight really hates melee attackers. Let me tell ya.
No melee, no AoE, no thorns, just a bad time all around.
You struggle to free yourself
You can't even teleport into it, which is the crazy part.
Let's come over here.
Lovin' damage on.
Another lovin' damage on.
We're just gonna go ahead and hit.
And then rage punch.
Both of your abilities are to revive bodies.
Sick.
All right, you have to use your turn
We're gonna thicken ourselves
This is the problem
I got to hit it here. I'm gonna just be permanently captured. I'm over here.
come over here punch you all right 145 left
screen why is it highlighting you oh cuz you're technically a body during the
state okay okay we got to get rid of these abilities like I'm never gonna be
these tainted offerings we need to just burn it I'm pretty sure my cut ones is
to break my weapons not gonna do
Okay, let's come over here, make a big log, and then toss it, new weapon, spitball, another
nine damage, toss it at him.
Oh, I did not want to do that.
Actually wait, I have dogs now. Hell yeah. Yeah, you break yourself free
All right, you can free yourself. Oh
Oh, all the spikes turned into heralds, oh good.
Let's come over here, backstab him, finally get to use that ability, down an ally and
range five and steal their mana. No. No.
Nice. Summon five squirrels.
Oh, all of them went down.
And flick Soul Link on yourself and every enemy.
Oh god, no.
the one that had the res.
Summon five squirrels right here.
We're going to jump away, heal 10 HP.
Oh my god, they're literally baby squirrels.
Good.
Nice.
If I petrify out a familiar and give it six armor.
Oh shit.
Nice.
Nice. For the rest of the battle, the first spell you cast each turn is cast twice.
Nice. Summon a mech suit.
Very nice.
Love it.
Beautiful.
Now you'll break free.
And then I guess we'll just sweep it for a little damage
All right 66 HP we're we're looking good
Alright, so let's come over here, destroy that, hit you twice, if I can pick that up.
the squirrel iron head nice you just stay here
shoot
alright
blasted a little bit more
oh shit
So close dude. There we go.
Alright. Just come over here. Got that one. Got that one. That one goes.
and
All right, that is a hell of a fight.
So we got Encore Plus, Barkskin, Nature's Guidance, Nature's Guidance actually a pretty
good one.
These are all really good.
All right.
The lucky coin purse has been unlocked.
The scrap bag has been unlocked.
The druid's whistle has been unlocked.
Raid juice unlocked.
Let's see what those are.
So we got some tattered scrap.
Maybe take damage from scrap.
A lucky coin purse gained two luck each time you pick up a penny.
pretty good. Scrap bag, craft a temporary weapon at the start of the battle if you don't have a weapon.
All right, seems pretty good. Druid's whistle spawn a random animal familiar on an adjacent tile.
Solid. Rage juice, gain four strength, four speed, brace two, and madness for the rest of the battle.
It's fucking terrible.
All right.
Tideberry Gates is up and all at the brilliant light of the orb.
Let's place the antenna.
The signal is not yet complete.
It's not, huh?
Why not?
I
Let's grab another food box, let's grab a kilo of catnip, bag of meat, hmm.
No furniture today.
Oh sure, I can keep you.
The book to go.
Oh.
I wait. Yeah, you can be in here.
All right, it's in the bag.
of
the new
I
But you
Now you have both the songs
I'm saying you Tracy.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
All right
We got Polly
No
Listen sister don't tell the boys I'm all out of teeth. I'm literally drained a gossip
I'm a fraud
And everyone's gonna find out
My wife will never be able to look at me in the face again
And she leaves me. I'm ruined
Who will spoil me?
This can't be the fate of Ferguson Robbie Tinkles
Okay
I'm gonna say for you to keep those lips zipped
Extortion is it I can't say I don't respect the hustle
True boss bitch. There's 25 bucks
Do I keep you from tattling about my shortcomings?
Okay deal.
You got hair.
Oh yeah.
Holy shit.
A Stray just rolled 10 luck. Jesus.
That's kind of wild.
Uh, Hong-Goth, uh...
You're okay.
Miss Meow?
Fucking 11 Strength, Jesus.
Oh, that one's strength is a kitten.
Okay.
Tajie.
Yep.
Pixie? Holy fuck.
What do you got? Holy shit.
Look at these stats, bro.
Paragon. Bad luck, though. Athlete's kind of whatever.
plus one comfort, plus one comfort, plus one comfort, plus two stimulation, I'll grab em all,
put that right there, some comfort, max food bots, a rare empty bottle, some comfort, some
Comfort
Look at them stats boys
actually
you give me the stats brother
Mr. Kindly Marlika
Hell yeah.
All right.
May as well grab another food.
Why not?
Now I can hold even more food.
Let's go on a run with all these Godcats.
Snidget, actually you can...
Uh, Hongafa... what's the...
Oh, Pixie.
Alright, let's grab you.
Alright, so Pixie, you broled with...
Oh, I can nine strengths, seven speed, seven constitution. Guess what?
You're a fighter. The five.
Seven intelligent or nine intelligence. High other stats.
Where are we going? I haven't done Jurassic with fighter. So let's go. Let's go. Let's go Jurassic.
Actually, where does the...
I forget. Where does the piss syringe need to be taken?
We can do the piss syringe.
All right, so we're looking for rifts then. So we're looking for people who haven't gone to the rift.
Specifically on hard mode.
So, like, Tinkerer has not gone to the Rift on Hard Mode.
Necromancer as well.
And there's the Monk.
Thank you, the Monk.
You've got Split Shot, Toast.
Who else hasn't gone there?
Honestly with a split shot, I'll take a necromancer.
And then I guess you're going to be a druid, but I guess you just have inspirational song
in the back pocket.
Who else can we bring?
Actually, I imagine a cleric with inspirational song, now a cleric's already gone as well.
Jester hasn't done hard, Thief hasn't done hard.
Also, don't we need to actually do colorless?
May as well just bring Jester.
hasnt done hard rift. actually nah tinkerer. tinkerer because if you roll bad you can
just inspirational song. holy fuck so many items help.
What'd you got? You got Catbot and Lightningrod.
Got Mind Control and Stick with Shoulder Check.
That Roll, Propel, Jet Fists.
Split Shot, Infected.
When you down a unit, reanimate it with 50% HP and Full Moon.
Oh, Full Moon's actually really good.
All right, we'll give you the obelisk.
I see you have two piece obelisk.
There's gonna gain a whole bunch of stats.
Giving the monk armor?
Yeah, I don't- I don't think not using armor is ever a good idea.
your physical attacks can't met. Oh yeah, that's part of the obelisk. We need a necklace,
which is just these. You can have some scrap. For you, you're physical damage, right? Like
Like Leech Shot is a physical attack.
We'll bring the shovel.
I don't really have a lot of hats.
I have a fuck lot of weapons though.
You really need to start using some of these weapons.
Like holy shit.
And you can create a stick so you don't even want to.
Oh, true. Let's figure out who's wearing the piss.
Your team's passive ability level ups offer disorders instead.
Oh, goodie.
Here.
Shove in the piss.
I'll try and make you a tank.
adjacent we're gonna want bruise and what
What else?
Why are we all like no neck pieces?
Tell me why.
Tell me why we have no neck pieces.
Now what, I'm actually gonna give you the... no, don't give you the catalyst.
the D6. All right. Seems good. Let's send that. So we're going to desert. What was that?
All right, I radiated object
All right.
some leeches on and then use the shovel on you
nice and now that one comes back there some you with a pinwheel inspirational
of
it
killed that one
all right not bad i like colorless uh month
oh i still need to do colorless
all right where are the mantis
for the rest of battle you can attack an extra turn
Man, this seems really good.
Bist of fate.
No, I'm going to take Mantis.
All right, Jamon.
All right, we got a snack.
Eek of flowers.
Come here.
We got an elite fly to deal with.
You actually can't reach any of those.
Yeah
Nice. Let's do...
Way of the matches here.
Alright.
Dang.
Toast.
Flip.
Alright, let's move you over here.
Ah.
Nice.
I charmed the body.
Really?
There we go.
of
the
Teleport into a familiar and destroy it. Refresh your basic attack, debone, deal damage and
flick weakness on an adjacent unit. No. Pestilence. No. Kill myself. Maybe later. Three roll.
servitude resurrect an enemy body to full HP it joins your team claw of leeches trade life
don't think eternal servitude
hey another witch's cape
There are extra tall grass and bramble tiles everywhere.
Oh, nice.
Deck.
All right, deck has party.
He's immune to being stunned.
All right.
get your turn there so if this guy works he's going to try and spawn money we don't want
him to do that. So then he's gonna take it and get back flips. And that's the least
that at least. Yep, so now you get to backflip because of that.
Come on over, do a melee attack, key backflips, we'll do Mantis style, switch to ranged.
over to here. Punch you. Alright. Just move you over here, trap the weapon, spawn a bot.
Everybody's in health.
Spawn some more leeches.
Actually, I should hit you too.
That's just more leeches for the necromancer.
And then we'll all...
carve up another body.
I'm trying to get over to him.
Let's crack another weapon, pull it with some health, spawn the cat bot, inspiration, move
This guy is kind of finicky.
Eternal servitude, so I can actually...
There's just cactus dudes, I really don't want them.
I don't want to servitude these things.
They're not really worth it.
But you know, I'll hang on to it.
I'll give. Jesus. Why? Well, it's gonna backflip again. Sick. Now you're charmed forever.
Good use of charm.
Alright, let's do Mantis style again and then we're just going to start firing some shots.
Hell yeah, miss.
It's over here, toss a bomb, now he's on fire, miss again, it's over here, dig, steal another
peach don't want it and the fighter again does actually he can't back clip
can you yeah you know where to go yeah all right so let's see what we got here
for our fighter. We can dig up some more bodies and it reanimates at the end of the round.
You know it's a blip. Give another unit an extra turn after this one.
Always mine meld. Mine meld is always nice.
Take five damage, gain five mana, nerf.
Just give your turn to somebody else.
No, I'd like to find something better.
Healing fall.
Jump into an open tile, then heal each adjacent unit.
You know, considering I don't have a healer right now, that actually wouldn't be the worst
thing in the world.
I'll roll full force damage equal to your constitution and inflict stun
dash up to three tiles in a straight line or diagonally leaving floating
glass shards on tiles you pass move all stats back from another unit then inflict
bleed five on it steal a kidney a melee attack with increased critical hit
chance if this crits and your trinket slot is empty gain a kidney well let's go
steal some kidneys chat because your trinket slot is empty so we're gonna go
steal some kidneys do it on the third dude on the guy with three luck don't
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll put- here.
Lucky- oh wait, no, you can't wear the Lucky Penning, because then it's not- fuck.
That's fine.
It'll be okay.
We'll still get those kidneys.
Alright, come over here.
Grab the health.
Over here.
Now.
Over here.
Pick up a body.
It's a bounty hunter.
I'm definitely going to want to take that.
And we'll give you full mana so you can heal a little bit.
Strap weapon.
Ow.
E.
Ow.
Me, ow.
Got a kidney.
And you said it wouldn't be done.
Use, heal 10, gain 2 health regen and cleanse all debuffs.
Eat the kidney.
steal another trash bag kidney hell yeah beautiful come over here
This.
Ow.
Hm.
All right. Student's inspirational song, make a cat butt, and a chain.
Ow.
Eat another kidney.
Hell yeah. You finally get to attack.
One, two, there we go.
I would like to grab this thing
Oh, but the corpse is actually... never mind, fuck.
I can't reanimate the corpse if it does that.
I guess I'll do electric damage.
I got a cursed hairball.
The fuck is a cursed hairball?
Your basic attack inflicts poison too.
That's actually not bad at all.
Yeah, that's not too bad.
Even the snack.
All right, I'm over here.
I'm still treating you like you're a tank, you're really not.
We don't really have somebody who is capable of taking large amounts of damage.
I'm still treating it like a can.
I'm sure.
Ow.
These elite spawners are real nasty.
Okay, let's take that one out.
That one dies on its turn.
Okay.
Bro.
You keep missing.
but he does eventually die oh god and I have really fucked this one
just over here do a spitball drop a catbot electrify it then turn
Okay, that dies on its turn now.
Yeah.
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
Nice.
Getting another kidney.
Okay.
You gotta take out the spawner.
Spittball maybe we'll get a crit.
Come over here.
Now...
Alright, I can read something.
What would I like to bring into my army forever?
I guess a burp-a-maggot.
They're tanky.
Now, what I need is some health.
You're with me forever now.
of
the
All right, you come over here
I
Little fuck but you got through it
Hmm
Kamikaze, you explode when you're downed.
You love poop.
10% miss chance and you can't equip face armor, gain an eyeball trinket.
Immortal.
All damage you take is reduced to one.
When you take damage, suffer a random injury.
Oh fuck.
I guess the scat one's the only one without a real downside.
Oh, Pixie got an eating disorder.
Double the effects of your consumables, but you're confused on how to eat them.
Nice.
I'll give you a D6, you can chew on that.
Quark's Necklace is good.
Take the rare candy.
When you end your movement, knock back all adjacent units one tile.
When you take damage, poop.
5 speed and plus 50 dodge chance you can't wear armor.
I'm a roll.
Incontinents when you take damage piss yourself.
Shrodinger syndrome 50% chance to start each battle dead or alive with max HP and all stats
up.
Jesus.
Spontaneous combustion. When you take damage from an ability of 15% chance to inflict burn 5 on yourself
and adjacent units.
Plus 8 armor, minus 2 HP.
It's one or four, really. I think that this it's really just one or four.
Two for the content though.
All right, let's go over, get you with a bruise, steal your kidney, steal your kidney, punch
you good damage nice the cactus hat broke so you got more constitution out
Oh, yeah, bounty hunter, I'll take it.
He's got confusion.
Blazor's fine.
Nice.
Well done.
Ow.
Oh good, it's confusion again.
poke you with the stick and then spawn a cat bot and then energize it and then try and heal
you but not be able to now it's summon another body both bounty hunters so we'll
grab that one. He's confused again. He rolled another one. I'm gonna go over here and not
Not being ranged, again.
I'm gonna come over here and propel myself.
And then weigh the Mantis.
Nice.
Alright.
All right.
Do it.
All right.
There you go.
Give me some of those.
Get some more lifesteal, come over here, dig up another corpse.
He's confused himself again.
He rolled another one.
guy is really unlucky. Alright. Melee. And Steel is kidney. And Steel is kidney. And
Steel is kidding me.
Nice.
Heal.
And he.
Alright, let's see what you got.
Punctured Eye.
Tourette's Syndrome.
At the start of your turn you have a 33% chance to cast one of your spells at a random target for free.
Nice.
Anemia. When you take damage you have a 10% chance to gain bleed 1.
Gain Charge 2 each time you take damage from bleed.
Dysentery. 50% chance to make a burning poop directly behind you when you end your turn.
I don't think Tourette's syndrome is actually that bad because as long as I'm not adjacent
to an ally it'll either spawn a cat bot or buff my allies.
Alright.
Yeah, Tourette's syndrome is fine.
Alright.
All right, now we need to ask ourselves, am I going to the crater or am I going to...
One health regen, grabbed up.
There you go.
I've grabbed...
Uh...
At least I'm... I think we go through the bunker. We haven't been going through the bunker
in a minute.
Yeah, I don't I I already like I'm thinking about the bosses. I
This is not a high damage comp. This is not one. I want to try and go through the crater
All right, we got a hole my god
There's some mini nukes.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, that works.
gives me some room to work with here. You can only do one damage. Just had to eat that
Poop, huh?
Cultist Lacky.
Oh, god.
and
of
And take that out.
They are next to some more nukes.
Nice.
All right.
All right, let's dig up another body, another cultus, actually a cultus lackey, this is
a cultus zealot, who would want to zealot?
not who I wanted you to go after but I'll take it
to
charm you for the rest of battle
and
they get you from here and can't even take you if you outrange me
and then let's dig up another body a lovebot oh yes please give me a healing
robot I want that
Oh
Okay, thanks love you for that
of
Let's come over here, kill that one, and a turn.
cat bot there. Alright, what do I want to summon? This is an elite security bot, right?
Hang on, let's see if I dig up a healer. Nah, it's just a regular security bot. It's
was that...
Oh, okay, not Reds and Robots.
I guess that makes sense that I can't, but...
it's happening at the same time.
All right.
Uh, Hypersomnia, starting to battle asleep and with full health.
Maybe.
Vegan, you don't eat meat.
PTSD, when you take damage, gain fear and damage too.
80 HD you have one intel plus one intelligence plus two speed you have five
seconds to make decisions or else this cat acts on this one
oh it's like that's what a fucking wild ability
I
Somebody with ADHD this hurts me
I'm taking it
No pixie got a viper bottle
Take 5 damage and gain plus 1 to a random stat.
Permanently. May have side effects.
Double the effects of your consumables, but you're confused on how to eat them. It's time.
I don't know if I punch myself or drink it.
I think I drink it.
Yeah, I think I drink it.
No idea what stat I gained though.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, but you don't...
Yeah.
So it actually resets.
It resets after every action.
Nice.
Actually, you know what, drink it.
Got it.
Whatever it was, I got it.
all right.
Just come over here, toss a stick at you, try and heal everybody for what little I can.
And then let's eternal servitude the elite cultist lackey, which will become a zealot
and elite zealot if it kills anything
let's run slowly
and do mean slowly
coming together
There we go.
A full heal and more HP just make ourselves nice and thick.
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Soul Claw. A melee attack that deals damage equal to the number of uses that it has left.
When this weapon kills a unit, it gains plus two uses.
Hmm.
I think I'll give you that over the irradiated object.
Honestly, irradiated objects are really not that great.
Bru's won for literally one time per battle this kind of shit.
Oh, new boss.
Bumblefoot.
Its leap attack will turn it upside down. When upside down it performs an area attack.
It will eat any bodies in play and it... and living things if there are no bodies left.
Gotcha.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Well, I'm gonna come over here, and I'm gonna steal your kidney.
And then I'm gonna try and steal another kidney.
And then smack you.
And that's my turn.
Slap.
out
Swap you up
All right enter
Spawn a weapon we got a bomb
Toss it he's immune to bombs that's cool
There's a lovebot over here.
That'd be nice for healing.
What the fuck was that?
Huh?
Wait, I'm back to life.
Hell yeah.
and
a little for the pure BS
, like it's like I'm trying to cure so what attack that was in the
sloppin
Oh wait.
Just craft a weapon, spawn a catbot, spawn another catbot, move away from any bodies.
I don't know how you revived yourself, but I love that you did it
All right, not much I can do here.
I have no movement abilities.
all right.
Nice, I got a free cat bot.
Spawn a weapon.
Another cat bot.
Electrify.
And then move over here.
If there's anything I've learned, it's that Edmund really hates ranged classes.
And I don't know why.
I'm sorry, melee classes. You know what I meant. All the way around.
I don't know what I meant. It brings out all that right now.
Give me some intelligence, I guess.
Maybe he just hates players.
True.
Definitely want intelligence for you.
about a blockering.
All right.
We definitely want this floor.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
We're gonna want that floor.
god that is a cat cultus of brace 2 that is fucking terrifying
of
All right, let's mind control you for the rest of combat and then punch you.
That works.
I can't actually rez.
I can't actually rez a floorb, unfortunately.
So all we got is potentially a cat butt.
Or another cult of zealot.
I'll take the zealot.
Come on in, dude.
play maybe I can have him
Nice.
Beautiful.
All right, and your turn.
You can just come over here, take that out, hopefully steal its kidney.
and
and your turn
and now spring
,
get another cultist
we're slowly building an army
he joined up with friendly immediately
I get to keep him
uh... you're kinda fucking useless
I'll be honest I don't know how to use you
I've not once have I had any sort of good run with a monk.
They just seemingly do like two damage and set themselves up for getting fucked up.
But have some luck.
Experimental treatment plus two speed minus one string. Disarm that trap.
Took seven damage nice.
Always the furniture box
All right, well, I will not be able to oh my god, that's a lot of fucking spiderlings
Oh
Fuck
Well, I don't want all those spiderlings to
Come eat me.
Who goes first?
Okay, we need to go for that one.
Okay, so that one dies.
And then...
And my turn.
I got mutated nice got another cultist over there
of
all right
of
the rep
wait that's great
here that out that out Mantis through that last barrier and it then you start
the body I wanted. Ok. Come over here. Dig up a body where we got a robot. Can't revive
those sadly. Alright, let's see what we got. Teleport to a unit with 5 or less health and
destroy it. Drink 2 HP melee range. The spell is much stronger and castable while you're
down if this kills a unit revive hire a hitman scare I kind of hate all these
I'll be honest with you yes I'll take reek because why not
Move closer to the poop.
You've got one dex, hell yeah, and you're mutated, which I think gave you an intelligence.
I'll take it.
Wow, I can't wear the bag of grass because of the cursed hairball.
Alright, well, best of luck.
I'll give you the experimental treatment.
Alright, come on, Johnny.
Come on up as it has an enemy
I
Think
Let's do that, he's just gonna get more poop anyway.
We got here.
Nurse bot, can't res that.
You know, there's something special about killing Johnny with Peltists.
Alright, let's kill that one.
Then let's just dig for a kidney here.
for a kidney why were you charmed
All right, let's pick up another body. It's a cultist. I'll rez it. Go get it, buddy.
I
God
All right
Just move you here
Spawn a cat
Shock.
Come over here.
Dig up another body. It's a cat.
But, can't do anything with that.
Nice.
Spawn another cultist.
Okay, we can take up that one.
Come over here.
Soulclaw that one.
And then Mind Control that one.
And then drink some water.
Never mind.
Punch myself in the face.
I should have grabbed the bow.
Okay, I can res another body.
Dig first. It's a cat cultist. I'd much prefer just taking more cultist lackeys.
Actually, you know what? I'll take a cat. Come on in.
And you're not actually going, so we can shoot there. Heal up.
I'll be honest, it's a little hard to tell which one of these cultists is mine and which
one of these cultists is his.
It's getting a little weird here.
the water. Hell, yeah.
Oh, that was mine.
I
Don't over
This got one Hp
wait
now he
The boss is still technically alive
I
Mean to do that
Oh, is it really just that one? Never mind, then.
Uh, refresh your weapon and trinket actions.
I guess mech suit, because maybe we turret syndrome into a free mech.
Okay.
I'll be honest, I have no idea who is even on my team anymore.
and
a right so all we have left is as zealot
on a cat called this
core freaks
chain demons
Kind of nasty
All right
All right, oh
yeah, I can start digging up new enemies.
Plunked Demon.
I like that.
Come over here.
Kill that one.
I got nothing.
now
Nice.
Oh, I could have gotten a brute.
Well, there's still time.
There's still time for potentially another brute.
Actually, no, you don't have enough mana.
airman. You're just going to try and heal. What's that?
tumor head
nice
No, my bro, how could you?
I guess I'm reviving you.
Alright.
detonator, explode a familiar, dealing 5 damage and knockback, cough, take 2 damage, summon
a rot fly, summon a nerf spot that heals allies. Finally, I have something to use with your
mana.
the rat nearby rats scamper away in fear there's an elite cloaked demon over here
would mind getting that one there's also a whisperer which it can inflict
the
bruise which is always nice
of
I'm playing the fun game of what the fuck is on my side.
two
tumor cat
nice to deal
Take that out. Try and take this kidney. Good.
Nice, thanks for healing me.
Okay, that'll be your turn.
come over here toss that at you
and then let's revive an elite close actually wait
Reds first, okay yeah.
Take you.
And the nurse thought is doing work.
You'll love to see it.
Now we have multiple healers in the party.
got it. There we go. That's sailing up the skull. So close, I mean I'm trying to, it's
not going very well. Gain eight block and knockback adjacent units two tiles
spell cost three less for each action you've taken this turn.
That's actually not bad. There's also charge fists which I will take over look
get me. Makeup or some old book. So, Intelligence or Charisma? Take some Intelligence.
All right, Cerberus has Brace.
all right Cerberus has Brace that'll be fun
this is called weapon inspiration more inspiration
I think of a body that's a tumor cat.
We don't want that.
get some leeches on to you.
Oh, nice.
Steal your kidney.
Wow.
Ow lava.
Unfortunately I can't spit on myself.
When I summon a catbot maybe it'll spit on me.
All right, where are you at?
All right, it's time to dig up another body, what do we got?
Core freak, we are not spawning in a core freak.
It's blind and could potentially fuck us.
to move over here
they did spit on me hell yeah
thanks for the hill
Let's go for the enrage here.
Ow. Okay.
All right, you keep healing.
Breath.
No, they're ...
oh wait, we should save them and do charged fists.
What do you got?
A tall tumor.
Drain unspent mana from enemies.
I genuinely don't think that they even have any mana, but go ahead.
Alright.
That's craft a weapon and sing the song of our people.
All right, stick plus.
Mind control plus.
Steel kidney plus.
Oh my god, steel kidney plus spawn...
It does bruise.
Finally, some way to actually scale my damage.
Instead of just having a billion units that do one damage.
Crown of horns.
four thorns when you take damage while you have thorns lose one thorns and shoot a needle
that does two damage in eight directions god no I can make my mech free but probably just
gonna do inspirational song too I'll buy another d6 because I love those things
Alright.
Gotta use my mana cause there's tall tumors in the back.
Oh, they're gonna absorb my mana, right?
Fuck. I already forgot.
Spawn of Weapon.
Dash of Spire even damage, you're just gonna hit.
Eh, no one really important.
Oh, you just stop immediately. That's fine.
and
inspirational song
keep me alive boys
keep me alive
get
kept
up draining my mana
Nice.
Alright, so they'll run away.
Now I didn't have to take that damage
All right, what do we got charge fist plus that's amazing
Molten necklace for a set bonus, I'll probably never you
Mmm, you don't find anything useful, alright.
Mega Tumor!
And some Chain Demons.
Everything in here honestly needs to just die if you can't really use any of these.
up
that is honestly too fucking big for this place
and the
belcher
,
come here
that and then I guess spot a near spot
one day you'll get to hit something monk one day
No way, actually that guy was right there, I'm just blind, I can't tell who's on my fucking
team anymore.
All right, let's see what goodies we got let's dig up another body the chain demon it really
won't do a whole lot as I take the fire Veltor come on in
whose turn is it
steal a kidney, steal another kidney, steal another kidney, that's even last, that's that
thing. Okay, so. Perfect.
Eternal servitude plus joins your team and takes an extra turn.
turn, toast plus, full moon plus, reek plus.
Ah, I guess.
How many kidneys do I have?
Many brother.
Many kidneys.
all right so what do you have drains all unused mana from units oh good well isn't that cool
start with a start by stealing some kidneys
question is can I kill it before it can finish the ritual
Yeah, I think we can
As a ritual just wipe the team no
Give everybody damage
Let's go over here
Yeah, we'll be able to easily kill.
Alright, and we add some more bruce, and we add some more bruce.
of
the
All right.
Oh my god, that is a lot of fucking frogs.
Nice.
I
Did that thing again I rise the boss
All right, let's see what we got you are touched
Plus three all stats, but you can't heal
Acute stress reaction minus two strength plus six speed
While you have five or fewer HP, narcolepsy, at the end of your turn, fall asleep, kills,
10, and gains seven mana.
Paranoia, when a unit ends its movement directly behind you, attack it and gain fear.
I'm gonna roll.
Psychopath.
You have madness on your first churn, but you get 10 charisma, and that's like a sociopath.
Fossilize, plus 2 brace, slide like a rock whenever you get hit.
Neat.
Brave.
Take your churn earlier.
You are immune to fear and madness.
Attacks against you, never miss.
Honestly, Brave is really not that bad.
Yeah, Brave is actually pretty solid.
And hey, I can get rid of my eating disorder.
Look at that.
Enter the rift.
All right.
These jacks are gonna heal themselves.
Now for a real like, shit show.
I mean
Yeah
But you would stick inspiration
All right, let's make it here, how you reflect projectiles.
I have two leeches on myself.
Yeah, that's me.
Ow.
I'm alive. I really don't know what's pressing me, but I'll take it.
of
Wait, I'm fucking stupid.
Wow.
Tomorrow.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Oh my god, another breath and rib.
Oh, what the fuck did you... Dragon punch!
Yeah, go do that.
There, you're dead.
Poke that one with a stick.
Uh, making another weapon.
Honestly this Tall Timber needs to go.
It literally does nothing beneficial except maybe counter attack damage on me.
Kamikaze, you explode when you're down, no. Stinky, no.
Mon...
Talzin by proxy. If you have a second disorder, all other cats in your party gain it at the start of each battle.
What the fuck?
Nice, I can give my whole team Tourette's.
Shunned, take your last turn.
Your heals heal for two less, 15% dodge chance.
What? Take your last turn? You just don't get a turn anymore, you're just shunned.
I'm sorry, take your turn, I can't fucking read, I'm sorry.
It's the Tourette syndrome and the ADHD. It's seeping through the game and affecting me.
I'm a re-roll immortal and when you take damage you suffer a random injury
Cancer at the end of battle lose three stats permanently and gain a random mutation
Nice Stockholm syndrome whenever you take damage move towards the source
You know what fuck it I'm immortal now, let's let's just let's wound max
good there's fog everywhere oh my god
everywhere I look is so uptight
the questions I get are the questions I hear
but down I just leave it here
I'm not even gonna be sleeping here
I don't wanna be asleep
I don't wanna be sleeping
maybe there's nothing I can do
and the pain I get is the pain I try
of
the
nice
noo my cloak demon
Oh good and you can't
Good
Yeah, we really are surrounded by so much chaos
Oh, we're getting real lucky on that confuse right now.
an extra turn you're stunned and don't regenerate mana extra turn question
I
I think that's all I can really do right now.
now who broke attended oh wait you did because you just only get wounds right
right, right, right, right.
Memory of a goldfish and all that.
of
the
jitter prepare neat you really don't have anything
I don't know which way to turn for it's all that.
All right, I think we finally are out of here. Holy shit.
Deep cut minus two constitution plus one bleed you can't equip consumables
or trinkets bonus ability bloodsick
neat punctured eye boils paraplegic plus two intelligence the range of your
movement dash and jump abilities are capped at one unless they're teleport
enemies will not prioritize attacking you perfect get in the wheelchair
What are these disorders we're doing a side quest right now called experimental treatment where instead of getting passive level ups we all get disorders so like my engineer has Tourette's syndrome my fighter is brave with scaly scabs my monk has ADHD and my necromancer is a
This is a scat lover that's stuck to a wheelchair.
All right.
see what kind of goodies we can get
actually I could have just kept it in melee
and
Got your HP this real bad
Thanks
Hey, we got a jet.
Good.
Alright, let's drink a water.
Let's do a melee attack on you.
and then come over here mind-control you for the rest of the fight he'll still it
still gonna go after me but go after me less
you're just going to try and keep everybody alive
yep, as best you can
alright, eternal servitude, welcome on home, Jack
Wow
That's Stacey
of
the
nice
kill that one
someone in their spot
he stopped being charmed just in case you were curious
nice
Nice.
Titchy with a stick.
Throw the stick at you.
Top everybody off.
What the fuck that part is? I can't move.
I genuinely I can't move I'm boxed in Lely have one movement
the
half
of
the
of
nice to give everybody a ton of armor
I can't really hit.
We got another Stacey.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go ahead and bring you back to life.
Alright.
No good. Slot the pigs. Wait. Wait, that's amazing. Yes. Gain all stats up. This cast,
last for each HP field. Nice. Form of the monkey. I- no. No, I don't want to throw a poop.
Ow, concussion, broken leg.
Alright, let's summon a cat bot.
Make another weapon.
Hit you with a battery.
Inspirational song.
Cat bot died.
Let's summon another body.
What'd I get?
to Dr. Beanies. I think I'll take Stacey. Come on Stacey. Eternal servitude. And I move.
We're charging up our monk.
Why is your speed so dog shit?
Oh, because you have Tar-10 on you.
No wonder.
Nice.
Hey, Gun.
How you doing?
Jink's in a broken leg.
More armor for everybody.
Ow, I tore my tendon.
Nice.
Hey, we're making progress.
It's time to fight the boss.
Let's summon a Chaos Stacey that reflects projectiles.
Come on in.
Oh, it missed.
Alright, I will move one step closer to the boss.
use in your last sight back flip out of the way next time the target is by an
enemy
neat uh we really need to get these maggots out
oh my god please please 10% chance to miss
Okay.
Ow, I broke another paw.
How many fucking injuries do you have at this point?
Let's summon a weapon and then Pogo, Alia, promote detonator, explode a familiar, nice.
sleep on an adjacent unit. Give a unit plus four strength. And confusion too. Go get it,
see I believe in you. Alright. You can come over here. Yeah, hit the boss. Nice. We're
in progress move one tile away cannonball target any tile at the beginning of your
turn and jump to that tile holy fuck jump over oh wait you can't jump that far
Heal units in a large area infinite range I get to feel my own units
Peer shot.
There you go.
Heal everybody.
Spawn another body.
It's another jack.
All right, so palm isle palm isle palm isle palm isle
Nice
It's doing something
Go get a gun
All right
It's 17 there
There you go.
We'll give all the Stacey's back flip.
Nursebot died.
Poor Nursebot.
Might as well just keep you right here.
Nice.
ADHD into a free bot.
Okay.
spitball to get rid of the 9 burn that you had. Make a cat bot. Ow. Another concussion.
lag this figured all right well I'm trying to get over
I move you over here get an alien.
of
What do you have now?
Blinding Flash.
Inflict Blind 2 on each unit near you in your line of sight.
Sure, you can blind chaos.
Wait, bruise plus.
Base attack inflicts.
Yeah.
Get a bruise on him. Hell yeah, bruise one. Toss this piece of shit at him too.
Everybody gets armor.
Come on KS Stacy come on up
Oh god, you only have three mana.
You can't cast any spells, you're too fucked up.
You're immune to bombs.
Fuckin' love it, dude.
Ow.
At least we're all together now.
uhhhh
steal the kidney
eat the kidney
oh, delicious
steal the kidney
fuck, steal the kidney
nice
oh
he died this is not looking good
Yeah, more leeches.
Nice.
Tearing more of your tendons
Trouble another body
Fuck it
All right, hit him
The fighters dead
Let's go ahead and summon another unit, Eternal Servitude.
I'm on in Jack.
End your turn.
Get it, gun!
Oh my god.
You can't even do anything anymore.
Mockingbird form was a bad idea.
Well...
This is not going well.
Summon another jet.
Yeah.
We'll make it through.
I
Got more protection
That'll get me some damage
Oh my god, keep giving me armor.
All right, let's make another body. What do we got? Dr. Beanies? I'm bringing you out.
Come on in.
All right, he's at 169. Help me.
The boss is immune to bombs and so I can't really do anything.
All I did was summon somebody who's going to kill me.
Good.
Oh, good.
He apparently reflects projectiles right now.
Glad there's a very clear and obvious indication as to when that went through.
Good.
come on Jack. oh good he reflects projectiles. wait no never mind three of
them just missed. my bad. he's immune to toast too.
and I dodged the fire.
well
We're gonna be dead now
I
Well did you boys
Bird can do it, bird literally can't attack.
All he can do is slowly die.
Yeah, look at those stats, baby.
Nice.
Well, that was fun.
Yeah
Near way to switch back now, you can't switch the bird form that was a
Sala whole thing is Larry's don't worry. I picked up
like fucking one item
Back to beanies
of
the
We got here part of time now.
Uh, Lev. Wow. Yeah, you're really good. What do we got for you? Nelson?
All right.
Uh, Orange Starkel.
Thanks for saving.
Appreciate you.
All right.
You can go there.
I won't take you.
I'm gonna give you that.
Perfect.
All right.
Let's make you a druid.
Uh, crescendo.
We've got decent stats.
I think we're going to Throbbing King on this one.
Yeah, cause I think I have a quest.
Fuck it. Be a jester.
Get mind control.
Oh, what am I kidding? Make you a ranger.
Who am I kidding here, chat?
Alright, lock it in.
Uh, Storage Locker, your team's active ability level ups offer rare items instead of abilities.
Take it to the throbbing domain.
Okay.
All units explode when they die.
God, that sounds so terrible.
But you know what?
Let's do it.
Or we could do the spider injector.
Oh dude, we can do multiple quests.
Oh my god.
These are the opposite ways though. They do.
I don't see the downside of that one.
Truly, I don't.
What could, uh, I don't see the downside of that one.
I don't see the downside of that one.
Truly I don't what could what could possibly go wrong
I'm gonna give you a callus
Maybe some charisma
That's all you got.
Actually wait.
Give you the gnarled.
Actually now you're going to be unlikely to use it because everything explodes.
How in-bred are the cats?
Yes.
I'll take that one.
I'll give you a random whistle.
I'll give you a face covering.
You don't really need the magic damage.
We really don't actually have a lot of items.
Like I have a lot of stuff, but we don't actually have a lot of items.
what I'm realizing here. We'll take one dex down for two range up. I'll make it so you
can't miss. We can give you mana.
I believe in you you all can go get it
I'm gonna take a large catnip baggie and I guess you can take a glass cannon, oh I know.
You don't have anything on you.
Like at all.
There you go. Plus one magic damage.
And you get the witch hat.
Fortunately, you don't have the full set anymore.
If I can take that.
Alright, we're doing two quests on hard in Act 1. What could go wrong?
Nice.
of
Okay
Very nice
Oh, this is gonna be such a fucking shit show.
beautiful spawn a potter I'm unlikely to do that
Because it's gonna fucking explode.
But fuck it, let's take it anyway.
Alright, everybody's on drugs, oh thank god.
that's the only way he'll end up
Nice.
Oh, fuck me.
You know, it's not that bad, but getting ambushed every fight as well is leading to some fucked
up problems.
Boss is ambushed too.
I feel like I'm less worried about bosses and bushing.
Oh wait, I do care about bosses and bushing.
Oh fuck me.
Well, everybody's gonna be dead.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how you actually do getting ambushed every fight,
because if every, if even the bosses get to ambush you.
All right.
I
Alright
Alright, we go Flea Shot, Flea Shot, Regular Shot, Ranger's gonna hard carry.
Get a one heal in.
Go get it.
Bestow wisdom death metal or guess I'll take death metal
There we go, we'll brace you a
Range attack that inflicts bleed three go get it
Well, Mayus will take the hard path. It's all hard anyway.
Please stop going for...
Nice.
Alright.
I
Stop doing that
that. Nice. You know, maybe, uh, maybe two challenges at once
This was a bad idea.
Who'd have thought?
Certainly not me.
This means they're going to level up faster.
Hey look at that, a Sacred Heart.
Boom.
Surprise.
Weedy gets an extra turn to start of the next battle.
um
Nice
of
If I can make it out of here, it'll be a fucking miracle.
of
We'll light up the stage, baby.
At least not being ambushed anymore.
True!
Huge.
No longer getting ambushed, boys.
Now we can win.
Let's take rubber arrows.
Go get them.
We aren't even through the alley yet. No, we're not.
Oh my god, the bomb's exploding. The bomb corpse is exploding.
Oh
God
Nice
Nice.
Beautiful.
Uh, probably want a bit more on the Constitution side.
Well.
Well
There you go now you're cooking
Yeah, I don't really care too much about losing these cats I
I I have cracked the method of breeding infinite good cats
Well everyone say goodbye to Lauren
They're going to be passing on
I'll be it I didn't think so soon
Well, you understand, don't you?
Actually wait I can't.
Well now it's just a solo ranger.
Well now it's just a solo life.
The lone ranger is all that's left.
I'm pretty sure they had the quest too.
You don't save scum?
No, I'm not a bitch.
I take my losses.
I'm not going to be able to play it.
Alright.
Nice.
now we're just playing the fun game of can the rangers solo everything
solo ranger baby spawn two pooters oh shit
Okay.
It's a funny easter egg you say it's come too many times.
Yeah, I know of it.
And week yet, it's not breaking your save file, it's literally just for that one run.
Open the box.
I healed to full.
Hell yeah.
Okay, can we can we solo this boss?
Unfortunately, the depressing debuff that it has is making the Pooters only have 2 HP,
So they can't survive the flush.
Which is mildly annoying, but at least they get their attacks off.
Hell yeah.
Killing the boss by myself.
Rubber arrows.
Tainted mother-plus.
Uh.
Pick rubber arrows.
Rubber arrows are OP.
Rat mask.
Start with a Charmed Pinkie.
Not very good.
Nail gun.
Rare candy.
Let's go.
Time for another stats up and it's probably going to be a speed up because your boy needs
to always go first or he's going to die.
Hard path.
Nice.
We'll come to this side of the map.
Oh
Nice
Tainted mother plus I guess it starts me with some distractions have you already not failed
the quest oh I have I have 100% failed the quest at this point we're going for style
I need a hat.
I really need a hat.
Give me a hat, please.
It's a teleporter.
Alright.
I looped the poop.
I found a fly larva.
Huge.
Is it a headpiece?
It's not.
But it does make my basic attack inflict rot.
No.
Oh good, there's an elite daddy shirt.
Very lovely.
Alright, uh...
of the
way he can even get out of there
if you can't
Now, that is a lot of bleed.
Let's come over here.
Nice.
I will summon two pooters.
Okay
Yeah mess
Full of yield plus some more health
health.
Uranium rod, minus six health, a melee attack that inflicts minus constitution, poison and
weakness.
At the end of the battle, if you are downed, gain a random mutation.
So that was not a full heal.
You got a rocket launcher!
Nice!
I'll be using that on the boss.
Oh, fuck me.
Now am I actually going to kill this boss?
I
here again there
Get him get him
All right
Beautiful look at the carry
And another level up for even more speed.
I should actually got intelligence.
I should go home at this point, but...
but now I'm just curious how deep we can really go.
all right
go get them
I'm pretty sure the boss is going to kill me.
More intelligence.
I loot the body.
I got seven coins.
Nah, I gotta save that fur.
Is it a one cat run or three dead cats? Three dead cats.
four dead cats true technically four who knows maybe there'll be five
Breakfast. What's breakfast do? Health regen. That's cute. Can I get a free unit? Nope.
I will eat the meat though. My body has mutated. I'll be honest, I have no idea which mutation
I got. Hope it's the, hope it's the 2% dodge. Big slime. At least this will be, this will
be an easy boss.
Ish.
of
Oh my god.
me and my pooter army
where candy
All right, I have anything I can put as a hat.
No?
Okay.
Anything I can use as a weapon?
Yeah.
A lip filler.
I'm not gonna take the hard path
Here come the spiders.
All right.
Keep him at bay.
Nice.
I fucking love 25% confusion.
It's my favorite meme.
Got it.
You're the Warframe guy, right?
Yeah, that's me, the guy known for Warframe.
You can find a dying fetus quivering in fright and pain.
Put it out of its misery.
That's me.
Patch it up, maybe you'll join me.
Oh, it's grateful and joins the battle.
Behold, another tank has joined the party.
Damage transmitter.
Was that minus 2 damage?
Everybody else gains plus 1 damage.
Oh, and I got a hat!
Big!
I may have to honestly take off the Sacred Heart and throw on breakfast just so I have
health regen.
I have to do it, otherwise I'm actually dead.
dead than I already am.
Unfortunately the infested is going to be a problem.
I can't do pooters because the fleas that it spawn or the little spiderlings that it
spawns are a leap and that's a problem for obvious reasons.
Hi.
Uh oh.
of
and
all right
Oh
Nice
Bye bye, it's the end.
At least the AI was kind enough to make it possible.
I got him.
Damn.
You know, I'll be honest, that solo ranger made it a lot further than I truly thought
he would. He really did make it far and for that I am proud of him. Well we got here.
What do you got? Borrowed time? Yeah, you're fucking garbage. Garbage.
Uh...
Theo.
Thank you.
Alright, on to our next adventure.
What am I gonna get the like how do I get to the end Jeff?
Am I just waiting essentially to get ambushed?
You fucked it up!
Well, I hope you're happy.
You ruined Stacey's birthday.
She was so upset she crawled into a hole and died.
And that's on you, my friend.
Oh, this is Stacey.
Her birthday isn't for a few more days.
Also, they all died?
Well, my theory was correct then.
But if you can't turn the air horn, I can't consider this theory solved.
I mean, how do I know you didn't just kill the cats yourself for the reward?
Listen, I'm a scientist.
We have rules.
No fudging outcomes.
All theories must be tested and proven.
We also have this other first do no harm, but that one is very outdated and pretty damn stupid.
Like, what if the whole point of my testing is to do harm?
I didn't major in robotics to not make tiny robots that collect the genitals of living organisms.
It's totally insane. Who even made up that dumb rule?
Some old dead man. That's who. I'm so pissed at you for screwing this up.
You better get your shit together, ACP, unless you want to wake up tomorrow with missing genitals.
Hi, I saw the whole thing. It was hilarious. You died. Thanks.
All right, let's send another run.
My meld.
At this point, where have I not gone with the fighter?
Hard moon.
There's a missing location.
Yeah, there's another missing location.
I think genuinely how do I get
Ah, here we go, finally.
Oh, God.
It's Hitler.
He's back.
the
Why do I feel like this is like just the best out of context screen grab of Mugenics?
that one for later, I guess.
Uhhh.
Alright, we got seven days and then Hitler returns, so let's put together a group of
people that can kill Hitler.
So we're looking for a super crew here.
She brushed her teeth, chat.
Alright, you're gonna be a druid.
I'm going to be a Ranger.
Every time I brought a tank, I just, every time I bring a monk, I just feel bad that
I brought them.
I should have sacrificed a cat again to the volcano.
No, I need to kill Hitler and it's gonna have the last quest that I need.
I
Meditation you have plus one range your basic attack is gravity element. What the fuck does that mean?
Gravity element
15 intelligence
That'll take a mage.
Alright, where are we going?
hasn't gone to the throbbing domain. But it doesn't really matter until I unlock super
hard mode. Where we go. Uh, you got Sniper, Skullcrack, Resonance. When you cast a spell
Well game plus one magic damage for the rest of the turn.
Sight.
Super crow.
Wow, that's actually really good.
Meow.
You should have too many fucking weapons.
You know what I mean?
we just got two many fucking weapons
Isn't there something I wanted to combine that with?
I don't even know.
17 intelligence should be enough.
I believe in you.
There's just so much shit I don't even use.
explain your breathing strat?
Where am I going?
Where am I going? First where am I going to?
I have no quests. I'm just doing a run.
Act 3 is the best items.
I feel like you're right.
I feel like Act 3 does have just in general better items.
God I am not.
I'm going to tell you right now, Chet, I am not looking forward at all.
I'm not looking forward to hard mode labs.
Let's just get it straight here.
Hard mode labs can go fuck itself, preemptively.
I already know it's going to be a shit show.
God.
Mage and having zero range.
May as well be a melee character.
It's over here.
Get you.
of
the
and
other arrow blast is all the way
that's good to know
are what you got give all your man into a unit in range three
shatter male attack the kills frozen
I think Man of Meld.
Worst case scenario you can give it all the...
Bookers are poop chat.
I'm genuinely asking here.
It's poop.
It's poop every time.
I got a mega poop.
Oh yeah.
What's the mega poop?
four armor minus one charisma lead poop behind when you move spawns two to three pickups whenever
you destroy poop huge absolutely huge dude something for the mage to do
holy that's a lot of cats
Yeah, I think we're just going to end a turn and let them kind of come to us type deal.
All right, I'll take that one out.
I think I have all the mana.
Alright, level up our claw, kill that one, end your turn, give the Ranger an additional move.
It dies.
the
of
Nice.
Um, so I always miss physical attacks, although, oh, fuck, wait, my ability is a physical and
a magical.
Never mind, I'm always gonna miss it.
Nice.
Uh, we're gonna take Thunder Punch here, because Thunder Punch is really good.
Alright. I'll push some buttons.
My body mutates. What changed?
I don't fucking know.
I hope it's the 100 Corpse Elf.
Huge mutation.
Alice.
Fuck yeah dude.
They get to attack you now?
I do.
Alright.
Unfortunately you're immobile.
Spend five coins, go over there.
No, my bird!
Ah, nice.
I like how we're giving armor to the dead body.
It's coming here.
Yeah, I'm always gonna miss. Okay, we have to take that off.
Nice.
All according to plan.
Carlos.
Toss the spider egg that deals low damage and inflicts infested.
Do like infested.
I love how sad they are when you take the item away.
Alright.
Oh god, we have a mega mutant.
Help me.
Nice. Good petrify.
There we go.
Now he's really slow.
Kill him.
Look at that. Look how close I have to fucking get.
Look how close I have to get to be able to actually hit this enemy.
Bro, why is the mage range like so fucking dog shit?
This is just like unplayable without Ranger.
of
good luck
it's not even like you can do a whole lot
I may as well just give all of your mana to the ranger
literally just be a mana battery
I
Want to do that nice
Form of the monkey even throw poop now
But that'll also lower HP down to 12.
And we'll just take the Windy Step.
Black Candle.
What's that?
You can remove Cursed Items equipped on you, except this one, Cursed.
Nice.
I'll sneak by it.
Hell yeah.
Alright, the two elites are on the left.
Let's go over here.
Miss.
good hit, buy some nip, kill it, oh, okay, how are you not dead?
Give you all the mana.
He dies on his turn.
Bro.
How are you dodging?
It's crazy that these things can't die while stunned.
your turn.
go for it. Ranger seems like the strongest class at the moment. It very much is. Tower
defense yep we're definitely taking that I fight them the parasite I saved the
two maggots that were trapped inside promote what's that the next familiar
you spawn becomes a champion. Interesting. That's kind of cool. What's this? Is that
three? Third eye. Oh, I don't have the money for third eye. Versatile vocalist, feral.
of
the barrel
to embrace
I'm gonna say ice.
Speed up, damage down.
Oh wait, I can't melee.
You're right.
I'm fucking stupid.
Okay, it just means I need to take off the blindfold entirely.
I can't believe it.
How many cages.
As far as the eye can see.
Filled with fur and hooves and fiddlers.
of the
Nice.
Take extra turns.
That was a fast one.
Access damage you deal to units makes them explode dealing access damage to units around
you except for you.
You strengthen brace for your enemy adjacent with cracker late bloomer.
I'll take her new dog.
Alright, stick that blindfold off, shall we?
No one can use it.
In their current state, I guess we'll go to the future.
All right, overpower can easily kill your whole party.
There's a lot of things in this game that can easily just like fuck you over, you know
I mean, there's a lot of ways to do it.
Go get him.
So, you got pulled a bit.
I
Hold there
Yeah, do y'all ever stop taking turns?
I let energize as you.
I figured it would, but I had to try it.
I'm gonna get myself up a little bit.
I'm trying to get myself in this step.
right you're just immune to magic and debuffs all right well just poop all over the place
I guess what are they even doing oh it gives allies extra turns
Nice.
That's just so much poison.
Nice.
That's just so much poison.
I just... I just stare at each other, giving each other turns.
Alright, well that was shitty.
Oh, we got through it.
Splash damage.
Every third spell you cast in a turn is now cast twice.
Guess I'll take splash damage.
I sneak by the monster.
Hell yeah.
Oh my god, these things helped me.
Oh, nice, we actually got a stun.
of
the
new
Leo!
I have to do that because he's just going to keep punching him until he dies.
Nice.
You did it.
I'm proud of you.
Can you stop hitting just the fighter?
There are other units for you to fire at.
What do we get here? Physical attacks can't miss.
Takes over your plus one range though.
Let's give these 10 cells.
Some old book.
There we go. Oh, fuck me.
Nice.
Oh my god, is it actually gonna teleport away every time the fucking Ranger shoots it?
Just kill me now.
Okay, guess I'm getting hit.
Very cool.
You can't do it while I'm mobilized though.
That's kind of neat.
Ah.
the
of
the
of
the
Oh, my mixer is being weird again, I apologize.
happens. Rare furniture box. Hell yeah dude. Uh break the mirror. I got a bag of glass.
Hell yeah!
Spawn glass on adjacent tile.
All right, so we got here.
The jars are a problem. Garfield over here has got to go though.
Oh god that one's got big HP.
It's a terrifying
All right
Now.
Killed her on Cat.
All right, it doesn't supercharge you does it?
No it doesn't.
You're good.
Nice.
A lot over here.
Nice.
A lot over here.
Right.
You're immune to magic.
That is what gave you the ability to do it.
You're immune to magic as we'll give you on my mana.
nice I healed back most of the damage
of
All right.
Teleport onto a unit, dealing damage to yourself in that unit. Chain lightning, wall of fire.
Wall of fire actually could be pretty sick.
Not for this zone, but for the next one.
investigate the gate you found a friendly bear hell yeah
all right let's try to take out as many of these as we can
front
All right
Nice
That's actually kind of cool
You sit if I can get you the spiderling blocks line of sight
of
not the bear
ah
All right
Jump over here
the
day of all the fire
I'm not.
All right.
I'm going to hit you.
I'm going to kill these.
There we go.
Alright, now it's just him.
Now.
Good crits.
of
the crates
Let's move you out of this.
That is a big man, kill the small ones.
I don't know honestly.
I'm sure there's a perfectly valid reason as to why MechaHitler is killing the smaller
Hitlers.
that was an energized that was that was a bad idea
the
the bear is doing a great job by the way
that's
how are you stunning
something is stunning and it is broke as hell
Don't don't don't don't do it
I think you have some kind of mutation no
Oh snipe has a 25% chance to stun. It's just snipe
Because he crits so fucking much
Just straight up.
Uh, sleeper hold.
Huddle, blood-zerk.
I'm actually gonna take blood-zerk here.
could potentially be good go further into the future
All right, bunch of heralds.
of
this
of
the
death
of
All right.
Could be Summon Tom Tom here.
I've got minus one charisma.
Alright, more heralds.
Yeah.
And throw some poison on you too.
Beautiful.
Try and keep the bear alive.
Love it.
Oop, that shocked everybody.
my ranger.
All right.
Form of the squirrel.
Probably not.
Death metal.
Step in.
Take the burgeoning battery, I guess.
Bless dashes and I smashed the pinata nice I get 18 points up again I got 14
coins hit it again 13 coins hell yeah nice maxed out for money
I'm going to use my shield to get the shield.
This could be bad.
Which man is this getting me?
Yeah, I'm gonna Blood Zerg, Lacerate, punch right back up to full, Thunder Punch, Blast.
No, he's coming here.
Oh, nice.
He automatically shoots the eye away.
As if he wasn't good enough.
I won't really do anything, he's just gonna fucking...
Nice.
Let's get back to captain it.
I can't do it anymore
Hell yeah
Kill myself
That doesn't do anything cause he's in water.
But I can at the very least not be near my ranger.
now.
Bear, no!
Blood Cirque Plus?
It's gotta be Thunder Punch Plus.
Being able to stun the next boss is going to be huge.
Medieval helmet's pretty good.
I like that.
Slag. Does a ranged area attack spawns enemies when damaged. Good. Love that.
Let's come over here.
and
of
a
Oh
That wasn't enough to push you, huh?
Understood.
Nice.
Heal you up.
of
Oh, mine meld plus has a lot of value to it.
Because you're spending them, it basically makes the cast free.
Arrow of infinity.
Meow.
destroy the mountain of poop 25 coins
what's the arrow do it's guaranteed crit would plug in elite slide that's
It's fucking scary.
Nice.
Alright.
It's got a bloodsirk.
Hit you.
Catnip.
Claserate.
Holy moly.
Spawning a million ships.
That was some poison, wasn't it?
Alright, safe to dance.
Holy fuck
my god
holy fuck
I've got enough enemies
Nice, I'll just, uh, yeah, meow, I'll just be over here.
So the elite, the giant elite spawns these guys.
Fuck me.
Over here.
That's not good.
of
the right
, how you're getting out of this one
All yeah
More spiders
of
the
one
nice
to keep and fast and
Backstab this one.
of
the man and then we're just gonna
That should be enough to kill him.
We're not.
Nice another stun.
We're getting so much value out of that.
That's ridiculous.
There we go.
Let's do a Fire Blast Bloss.
Nope, we are not going to solve a puzzle.
I can't be bothered a long grueling day.
Another irradiated object.
unlock melee attack and fix poison one. Nice. Alright, mother.
It's actually easier.
Nice.
All right, oh my god, oh shit, dude, that's actually cool.
jump fire. Alright, what are we doing here? Waiting for more turns.
of
Alright, let's move over here, Blood Zerk, we're gonna go ahead and Lacerate, get our
mana back or health back, stun you, buy some catnip, and then last rate, and another last
That's right.
Now this is a turn so it can't spawn more shit.
Okay, that burns and dies.
and take that out as well
alright, let's do an extra turn on you
and we're actually gonna do two extra turns to see your my application of
Bruce
And then we'll give you an extra damage.
So you get a hit for 16.
And then we can stun you.
Lacerate, lacerate, buy some catnip.
Lacerate, lacerate, lacerate.
Now let's do it again.
hit more lacerations more catnip more lacerate more lacerate
stunned again so doesn't get to do anything shoot it
should use my arrow it's fun now it's actually you're already stunned it's
gonna last rate last rate some more catnip last rate last rate last rate
Let's give you all my mana, give you here, and it's a hit.
There we go.
Alright.
So we got Feral Plus.
Almost tempted to take that.
But I kinda wanna see what Super Crow plus is.
I gotta see what Super Crow is.
Ring of Frost has been added.
We're dead.
It's now on the playlist.
Freezes tiles you walk over 25% chance to inflict freeze on units that contact or attack
you.
Your ice element damage increased by one.
I'm going to ignore it.
Turn home!
What the fuck, lick it.
No.
Can't make me.
all right. So, let's see here. You're a really good fighter. I'm just going to...
So I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is, is Hitler is back with a small army of robotic cats to destroy you.
The good news is, I invented a bucket with a hole at the bottom.
It's kind of like a toilet meets a chair.
When you want it to make brown, you just sit on the top of the bucket and push.
Once you're done, you just stand up, remove the bucket, and leave the refuse on the floor
where it landed.
Pretty neat, huh?
I'm working on installing this.
I guess it's like a putty trowel.
I'll call it the trowel at paper.
It's installed at the lip of the bucket, it's got to lean in and scrape.
It's kind of butt-dragging motion.
It's a work in progress, but yeah, you can say some things are really coming up.
Beanie's these days.
After you don't mind, it's time to give it another test run.
Don't worry about him.
I truly worry about him.
Fair lab tank A. Less comfort, more mutation.
Uh, that's just the actual poop.
Alright, end of day.
is winter.
Alright chat, that's where I'm going to call it for today.
Thank you everybody for hanging out, y'all been awesome.
Tomorrow we finish the main story.
later or another we finish the main story. That's the plan. That is the plan.
I'm going to take the first one for hanging on out.
Seven quit to menu.
What is our percentage at before we leave?
we go. We're chilling at 72%. Nearly done. Nearly done. Nearly done. Thanks everyone for hanging
out. Y'all been awesome. I'll see y'all tomorrow, everybody.