You
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Can I get a sound off from all of my ducks?
There are all of my seven duckies.
Look how many ducks we got.
Look how many ducks are here and ready for some more new jediics!
Let's go!
Alright, going live at everyone.
five percent now
all right posted on discord to go to twitter
Welcome everybody!
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
We are here.
What's the achievement progress on Steam?
Let's see.
159 achievements out of 281.
Let's do the storage locker.
It's time.
Let's do the storage locker side quest.
you're an addict. Alright. Alright dudes. Jesus, 16 dexterity on round one. Oh, you got
that latent energy. Okay. We're just gonna be doing a regular run. Let me see who hasn't
on through the boneyard.
Oh.
Ah.
Heal yourself equal to your strength.
Yeah, we'll take a butcher.
Grabby.
Take a nice cleric.
And then, I don't know who else.
Tinker, I guess.
Let's do it.
This is just going to be an easy run.
And we're not going to be taking too many items.
All right, so here's what we got. We got the storage locker
Which is your team's active ability level ups
Offer rare items instead, so we're not giving any new
active abilities
When you heal another unit
Over the Mexican tree you will give armor for her foe. That's really good
Terrain Walk, Sleep Darts, Gain Attack, Mr. Mega, your explosions are larger and deal
plus one damage.
Body Slam and Hooked.
Alright, not too bad.
Not too terrible.
So I wouldn't bring too many items because we're going to be getting some potentially
rare items.
I'll have a D6 to bring with me though.
Yeah, I ain't got like a...
I ain't got no D6.
Oh
There we go guess all you really need, you know guess all you really need
Are you sure you're gonna do this without re-roll yeah, yeah, I think we can get it
I think we can get it, bros.
Truthfully.
I think we can do it just fine.
Yeah.
It shouldn't be that bad.
It really shouldn't be that bad.
There we go.
Did we kill God with a nuke?
We did.
Let's do this.
Let's convert some heathens.
I'm curious how this is really going to end up working, you know?
Uh, okay, so this can just kind of like go.
Nice.
Max, he killed himself.
Love that.
Yep.
I fucked up.
All right, well we got two of these, nice.
there we go. Alright, let's see what we get here. So we got glypho protection, teleport,
or magneto and little battery. Fresh all your items and spells with a once-per-battle restriction can be used on allies.
I like little...
throbbing? Throbbing.
Good old throbbing domain.
Healed to full, I got touched.
The fuck is touched?
You have a plus three to all stats, but you can't heal anymore
Nice
got a bad at reading diagonals they helped me they helped me
Make your armor on make your weapon unbreakable for the rest of the adventure
Weapon unbreakable for the rest of the adventure that's insanely good
Nice. I got some cancer. At the end of each battle gain minus one to three random stats and then a mutation.
Nice. Holy shit, your stats are so good.
infinite rockets or Tesla cannon?
No, infinite gun, dude.
Hey, go to sleep.
get over here, hit ya
So over here, shoot you, put you to sleep again, very nice, research, research, build
a weapon, shoot you in the back with a sniper rifle, come over here, punch you, heal you,
go back to sleep. Oh, this poor boss. Well, that was just embarrassing. Trash can. Plus
10 armor plus 4 brace blind.
4 brace 10 armor that's...
Now you just blind forever or is it blind 1?
That's the question.
Nice.
projectiles there buddy
I've had the cam before it's just blind forever
But you can't miss, is the deal.
Genuinely, you can't miss.
if you can't miss. Who cares? Get over here. Your basic attacks inflict leeches. Sure.
natural 20 snap 20 more crit okay I'll take it
Senna, thanks for subbing, dude. Appreciate that.
Every night, we are chasing the rats.
He's up.
Nice, good hit.
Miss.
I like that my hunter is now a tank.
with one item. Eh, you can take it. Nice.
no ranger cop leaving actual no ranger cop there's a ranger right there when you take damage
gain random stats your basic attack is always critical against enemies with armor
that's like a hack i guess
I eat the face shimmer reread 2020 how did it weapons have extra crit your basic has
extra crit what am I missing it's it's good what am I missing like I don't have
a weapon but it's better I mean the option is nothing I guess you're right
better on sinker you gotta put you got a point you got a point better on sinker
that i mean oh he wasn't useful
ranged medic
I don't know what the fuck I like.
Now I have.
No.
Yeah, I can't believe it all.
Let's try this out nice
I
Don't wake up
Holy shit.
I don't really want split chat here. I'll take traps.
We were promising our level ups.
to active abilities.
See you not, fuck it.
I'm over here.
Alright.
Damn.
Can't hurt me.
Awkwardness.
While you have full HP of 100% crit, I don't think that's going to work.
unfortunate. Well they have a latent energy because latent energy literally does nothing
for you. So our hunter currently has a trash can on him which gives him 10 armor and Brace
for, which makes him unreasonably tanky for what he is, and you might be wondering, okay,
how can he see? How is he capable of seeing anything? Well, don't worry, underneath that trash can,
he's got a monocle. All right, guess on top of that trash can, he's got a monocle. He can't miss.
I
Want to be that far out
yellow. It's always critting verse armor is such a nice little bomb, you know.
Nice.
Get over here.
If only there was like high tech, you know?
Oh, you can't reflect that.
Oh, and my heel shot, if you reflect it into me, just heals me.
Oh, perfect.
Genuinely, I don't know what I'm taking here.
I don't even know if I get the full heal.
Did I even get a full heal?
No. I downed.
Turn on the TV.
Hell yeah.
Oh shit, I got a level up out of that. Hell yeah.
Why is Tink not healing? Uh, he has a debuff that gives him plus three to all stats.
But he's incapable of healing.
Go to sleep.
I didn't mean to do that.
Got to sleep.
There.
Hmm.
A sniper rifle.
Oh, just this lonely little fly, there we go.
See how normal difficulty?
Yeah, I am.
I'm not going to play on crazy difficulty for a side quest, like there's literally
no benefit outside of I guess flexing yeah I mean like there's no reason to do it
There you go. I threw the Sleep Dirt. Now he's asleep.
just permanently
No!
Ah!
No!
Yeah, a shotgun. Got him.
Beautiful.
Yo, what's up, poor?
Ooh, the wafer, plus two holy shield, or plus eight armor, fire immunity.
There we go.
My tank ranger continues to grow.
I don't understand anything with what's happening on the screen.
You don't understand anything. Not one bit of what's going on.
Alright, so, my tech...
This is the blue one here. This is my engineer.
Their whole thing is getting technology to build high-level weapons.
So they typically do nothing on round one, except maybe throw a sleep dart, and that's about it.
That's their round one.
Got her priest out.
We have a bunch of ranged abilities. They're gonna weaken up what they can.
They also reflect projectiles.
Next up we have our butcher.
He reels in enemies and then hits them with an attack.
And then we have the tank ranger. It's a ranger who can tank.
We're going to terrain walk to over here so I can kill the bird from over here.
Put you to sleep.
Nice.
So now on round 2, my tech can create a tier 3 weapon and make an SMG.
Freeze can continue to do ranged abilities.
And in the trash can, keep doing trash can things.
Phantom Mask. 3 block, 10% chance to block attacks. When you take damage, this becomes an invincible familiar.
Oh! I haven't seen that before.
Any of shoot polish, fully repair your weapon.
So we have a ranger tank, a tinkerer ranger, a healer ranger, and a butcher.
Yes, we have three rangers and a butcher.
When you think about it, it's three rangers and a butcher.
While I'm getting items on a level up, it's part of the equipment here.
Where's that smell coming from?
So we're gonna go ahead and put this one to sleep because we don't want to deal with him this round.
End your turn. He flails in a pretty good position.
get positioned. I'll just get some range attacks in.
What's this?
Involverable.
Attack it to knock it forward in a straight line.
It deals 5 damage to units it hits.
Interesting.
not as good as I thought it would be
Ooh, butcher, you are not in a good position.
Over here.
Big hit.
up
The
20 damage and then throw it.
all right he's got mark on him now get some big damage in there
should have done that extra belly flop
All right.
Oh, yeah.
I
Grab some money
Just a straight-up shotgun
Leech brood inflict leech one to all enemies at the start of every battle start each battle at half health
Interesting
Or shot
Dark friend though
Dark friend's not as good as it sounds. I already tried it out. It's...
I'll take leech brood.
Now Leech can't heal the technician. He is unable to be healed in any way, ever.
God, why does your sleep dart hit so fucking hard?
Bro!
kill that one
All the mass comes back by the way.
Nice.
I don't want to make that.
Go to sleep
Always go for the birds
Yeah
if only you could heal yourself if only he was capable
Broken mirror, mundane stone, that's honestly really good.
We take mundane stone here, how does mundane stone work for you?
Cough! Cough! Cough!
Goddamn.
Now I give it to the Butcher.
Cough! Cough!
Cough!
Ooh. Nice.
Well, we got a werewolf.
I'm just going to end it there, I don't want to really move too far forward.
I like that he has fleas it's cute
Get over here
Loggers take this
I think a glyph of protection, it's pretty good.
solid item. Rotten meat mask. Nice. I bite off your toe! I got a health eye. Oh yeah.
Yeah
Ooh, another uranium rod!
Get over here!
Got him!
All right, what we get a Tesla cannon beautiful
Kill that one.
And then time warp.
Over here.
Bonnie slam
I could have shot him from it.
Two percent's hit them garb up their body
I'm pretty sure I'm like 90% certain that's a bot I want to be real with you I'm pretty
sure that's a lot. I miss the good old days, sparring on a large charmed fly. I miss the
good old days, chat, where you had people come into your chat and say, hey man come
I watch you love right now!
They would do it in person.
There would be them out there, grinding and getting none of those viewers.
Now we just have bots all over.
Everything is just bots now.
What am I supposed to do with bots?
I have to die.
Oh, that's good.
Oh fuck you mean mess!
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the game and see if I can make it.
Shoot!
Then toss the weapon!
I can't get anywhere.
I can't get anywhere hi I was wondering if you could follow this new sermon
I just started using them through followers and once you turn you please shout out please
What do you got?
A rocket launcher!
Nice.
got this thing won't fucking die there we go
What does levels replace with items mean?
Now it means this.
I get items now.
extra set of highs actually could be really good for the butcher.
Maggletooth?
Open!
I got a fish up!
Nice.
Good hits.
Nice.
Good hits.
Nice.
Oh my god, the preemptive attack!
Holy!
But he can only preemptive adjacent even though he can melee diagonally.
I actually didn't want to build just that.
That was on me.
Ah, you only preemptive once.
range medic range medic plus healing aura
hmm big range medic plus got a money bag give you brace to we're not going into the
the
a book
Oh
Nice so he's trapped in there now
and
And he's stunned.
Okay, so we're going to have the healer get the kill, no reason we're letting the healer
So I get the kills because they have the lowest damage out of everybody here.
Wow, I can't shoot projectiles at them though.
awkward
uh
Um, why am I not picking up the health?
what the fuck
Oh
Is that 5 HP?
There we go.
Nice.
There we go.
Is he still back for it after leaving the body?
He does.
Alright.
The Taker can now learn armor specialist.
The butcher can now learn indigestion.
Nice.
Uh, Reaper of Souls, thanks for the prize.
Here's that.
Heisenhorn, thanks for subbing.
Uh, that's Nika, thanks for subbing as well.
I was gonna go to use the bear traps to send her to the stream and glad you like it.
Alright, now it's time for the throbbing.
The domain of the throbs.
These guys in the back are the ones that we gotta kill.
now
That's pretty rough
All right
SMG don't mind if I do
Got him
Okay, so let's take up that one
Take out these cloths
you are probably gonna go down but not before you take out one more
you
Birdies no
You can't hear yourself, can you?
You can't.
of
Oh
Look I got necrophage
What's that at the start of the turn if there's a dead body near you move towards it eat it and get it all
Stats up and heal for HP
nice
Yeah, I can give you a whole ass for a tis or a jiggin
There you go
Okay, this elite right here, this needs to die.
get hit
No, not the barfers.
All right, let's get another tech shotgun nice
of
All right, there, kill that one.
Damn.
All right.
Damn.
Alright.
The shotgun did that much damage.
How do you take it?
How much of the game have you completed so far?
five percent. None of these matter.
All right, start off simple but you just sleep lose your turn
I'm the worst of boys, for what I'm supposed to do.
That's a bling, big hits.
You know what I mean, he's still a baby speed, just to hear him scream.
Learn to scream, know what he needed.
He'd take the eyes from Brandon.
All you need to do, I'm keeping it out from me to death.
all right, sleep him again, shoot bird.
Spread out, you got it, I can do that.
Let's research.
Craft a new weapon.
here
to stun
,
I love and damage
I think your duty was spread out far enough yet only quite two tiles there
they're far enough apart
so much meat all over the floor
Yeah.
Big hit.
And then move you to here.
Throw the cannon at him.
Can't melee over.
That's fine.
I
Get over here
Yeah, yeah, let up a little bit here. It's captain he weapon
That's all we can get
Why can't he pick up meat?
That's just like his gimmick.
He makes meat, but doesn't actually drop it.
I'm gonna get hit here.
Oh, it might be his mouth mutation.
You're right.
Just have a weird-looking mouth.
Alright, shoot him with a sniper rifle, build a rocket launcher, and then just brace the
whole bunch. Now we get lots of extra turns. Can't eat food, use consumables, or use musical
abilities
All right now just for phase two
All right, hit him there and again
Yeah, I have big 28 in there
Can't get to that
Yeah, yeah
I just can't get anywhere with you. I guess I got that
Ah, so close.
There we go again.
There it is.
Calliad, that's hero, calliad man.
Alright, let's grab that.
Calliad, that's hero, calliad man.
let's see what we get flesh shroud has been added very nice can't leave the
Corpse with you because you've got the quest item, yeah.
This game is an art style somehow reminiscent of the binding of Isaac.
Is there any connection there?
No.
No connection.
purely coincidental.
You must draw a game one armor each time you heal when you kill a unit or destroy a corpse.
It becomes meat.
Meat.
Oh
I'll grab that one
I see you are back and the storage locker is still in one piece nice I'll be needing
that locker back though it wasn't the locker I thought it was and that one is still with
tons of my personal effects here you can have this though it's an old armory key wear it
around your neck and the armory fairy will visit you at night and he will bring you knives
an ammo. Tell him Thomas said hi when you see him. Armory. Find an extra item after
each battle. Okay. What you got? Microwave? Cool. Bottle lamp? Cool. Sealing fan? Cool.
base cool
What I got to do to get a poop cleaner?
Huh?
What I got to do to get a poop cleaner?
I
Was appeal
And close appeal
Microwave, vase, sigmaeer, yeah you're pretty good
All right.
Oh, you have some deaths.
There seems to be
If I can give you glyph of protection.
I
Will do that one
Gonna kick the trash can.
Ring, ring, ring.
Can't miss.
Great art dish so that way you can always crit on your turn.
stone for the big gritties. What am I doing with you?
Maybe health regen, armor, some brace.
I think you should take the bloody razor and you'll take the mundane stone actually mundane
and still won't do anything on you.
Alright, that looks good.
Alright, lock it in.
oh fuck me I'm fighting fucking two of them bro
SLEEKED THAT ONE
I'll sleep that one
I
Nice
See over here
Alright, so let's lower your damage a little, give you a heal, move to the seal.
That's fine.
Alright.
I
129 HP left.
You'll be back for more! You run and you'll find you know it's destiny all the way!
You're slowing down, you're losing steam all the way to my order!
So give me a rock and a fight!
I'm just a little too old!
Cause that's the way you turn your turn on me, you know!
You know!
I got to get him out of there and move forward through tiles.
Get out of there.
I
Time walk
God
I
Know we got
You run into the end, I think you like this.
See, for what I find you, you won't even know you're dead.
All right, I'll just leave you here.
I'm gonna grab you, and you'll never find me again.
Now, I have a big hit.
Grab more armor.
Now, kill!
I
Damn
of
Oh
Good
Yep, that's GG.
I underestimated just how hard this fight is going to be.
Getting a barrier every single turn is such a toxic trait for bosses to have.
re-summoned
All right
Yeah, it's a ball rule to a ball rule
M&M
Sooty hell no
I'll tell, yeah, we'll keep you.
The Fisto, yeah, we'll keep you.
Gimbo.
Arthurus.
All right, time for a new set quest.
Now listen up.
Fart face.
Yep.
I invented fart face.
It's a living human ass that you can graft over a cat's muzzle.
It's full of farts.
It's so nasty Stacy was dry-heathing the whole night I was making it.
Take it to the end of the infinite. It will be funny.
Take it to the infinite. Okay.
Apply poison 1 to everything at the start of the battle.
Infinite fart works.
Alright, Guild Team is coming back. We want that to happen.
Alright, Iowan. We'll take you. Mephisto. We'll take you.
So, we'll take you.
Godric, you any good? Not really.
Tabinis.
Alright, let's sort our cats real quick, there are a lot of cats in here.
Uh, no garbage.
I think you're fine.
Uh, Masa.
Baby Jack.
ring you're good good win
we're good Colin you're great
Uh, Captain Vassi, Baby Jack, Banya, Beanie's, Bombalerina, very good, uh, Amboo, Baby Jack,
Ricky Mialer garbage
trimmer update quest overlaid will do
baby jack
Bartley
really keep you
melissa you're really good late
you're good
retina
you can keep you
penquini- no
really good
uh okay to be nice I've done it again a new adventure to be a listen up I'm
testing a new theory with this horn my theory is if you're constantly alerting
the enemy oh we've seen this one we actually got a duplicate although I
actually no it's not a duplicate we failed this quest last time we failed this
quest so now we're getting the quest that we failed
that's
I need you.
Frederick!
Yeah, we can keep you.
When you end your turn, take one damage and pass a kidney stone.
Baby Jack.
Gibles.
Yeah, you're good.
Puddle.
You're really good.
Kissel, you're amazing.
Actually, Kissel, you have potentially brain-bull status.
So many stats, we just need to be take the fuck out of you put you up there
Patrick David Jax Vival. Are you dead?
Eminem
Yeah, we can keep you
Uh, Robson.
Yeah, you're good.
Macaroni.
Yeah, you're good.
Anderson, COVID.
Start every battle with all stats down one.
Poison one. Weakness one.
Your basic attack inflicts poison and weakness one.
15% chance of recovering at the end of each round contagious.
Here you go, Tracy. Have a cat with COVID.
Mousie, oh you're dead.
Kenneth, yeah you're pretty good.
Agia, yeah you're good.
Belcher, BBJ.
No, Nona! I'm not doing that! Stop yelling!
Eh, Nona's being silly. I don't do that stuff anymore.
Say, can I ask you, favor? If you hear my Nona yelling, can you just plug your ears?
She can be big liars sometimes, and it makes really hard save her.
Don't worry, though. I'm still kicking the walls and pulling her arms.
We're gonna get her out. I just need more KitKats.
and for her to stop yelling hey no no you so crazy lol
come back Sunday
bear
Uh, Sygmaire.
Uh, the big jet.
King Louis.
The big jet.
All right. Time to make a super mutated, time to make a hyper mutated cat. I hope y'all
are ready. Actually, wait, I can't yet. You know what? No, I was going to put you in here.
That's fine.
There we go.
You got eaten by Gilletina on Christmas Day?
Aw, that sucks.
All right.
So we are now doing.
Now we're going to do the Ambush Every Single Fight challenge.
Is there anybody that hasn't gone to the caves at all?
Because that will be where we're going.
I'm pretty sure every class...
Oh, Butcher hasn't gone to the caves.
Psychic.
Okay, so Butcher and Psychic haven't gone to the caves, so we'll take a Butcher and
And who else has like, like a psychic, make you the ranger, and then whatever else we
really want to bring here.
have we have kind of a tank not really disorient and summoner that take a fighter
although we're gonna be ambushed every single fight so maybe we don't bring a fighter instead
So we bring our cleric because we are going to get ambushed every fight
Are there classless unlocks there are I just haven't done any of them
I'll have a really good weapon to make with no coat so let's see about what we want here soup to get
Mind meld flourish gravity elements
Abilities do not harm allies gravity element abilities and give a random positive status effects when these on allies when the inflict positive
effect inflict. When you inflict a positive status effect, inflict plus one of that status
effect. Neat. You got tower defense. When you heal another unit, heal yourself. That's
actually really good. Massacist. Chomp. Okay. I don't see that bad.
Take mundane stone, I'll give you a brace.
We don't have leather hat do we?
We don't.
That would be awesome if we had leather hat.
Triple the effect of your trinkets. We got birdseed for days boys
And you can have the air horn
I don't really have any hats.
I don't know how I felt about starting with each battle at like 50% health, but also putting leeches on everything would be kinda nice.
You know?
Alright.
All right, we'll take these items, that'll be good.
Log it in.
All right, we are not doing this on crazy.
of
Tower defense already doing work.
Nice ambush.
ambush.
Nice.
pooping
pooping again
That mask is pretty good.
I like it.
Alright, see what we got here.
I'll take a scanner shot.
There's a volcano happening in the alley.
Nice, they spawned in lava.
of
Nice.
I want that.
Bird!
No!
Okay. Okay. Go again. Yeah. Beautiful.
Please update the current quest.
It is.
Please watch my stream.
an adjacent unit give them strength and speed down one. I feel like force feet
actually could be kind of funny against bosses.
There's not a lot of health and you can actually just give them straight speed
down. Alright, let's see if we can pull out the knife. Nope. I've been playing for 120
hours still haven't pulled out the knife
Nice.
You lost all your cats, now what are you gonna do?
I'm going to give an extra turn to the turkey.
A unit within your line of sight backflips out of the way the next time they're targeted by an enemy
To help pretending to tile through the new trim to help a practically recent tile into damage glare
Madness part man, I'll take future sight I guess
Get away back away back away back away
back it up back it up back it up
alright round two
Get out. Get out of here.
Got a hat.
Got a water bottle.
Leave, friend.
Good job idiot.
Damn.
Got him.
Why not use skills with QWER?
The reason I have to use QWER is that there's no purpose in me trying to like muscle memory which ability is which because every run is going to be different.
You know, W is going to be a different ability each and every time that I use it
So I'd rather just click the abilities to make sure I'm doing the right one
Take open moons
Now the broken window
True, it is also easier for viewers to keep up with what it is I'm actually doing.
of
you
bruh
Look at that fat fly.
Nice.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm going to kill that one.
My first run of this game was Hunter that started with mana on kill and scatter shot.
Yep! Wait till you see Scattershot plus Bouncy Shots. That one's even more ridiculous.
So many items.
this game mod compatible sniper now my shots do even more damage
I'm so hungry now
I
Try to kill them both
of
all that because I wanted an extra penny
and
It was a funny cutscene if you attempt to cheese by exiting your game.
Really?
I have no idea.
Does Mr. Resetti show up?
The Mr. Resetti?
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Nice.
Dude, it would be...
It would be crazy if Steven showed up when you like reset your game.
That'd be wild, bro.
Surely the wildest thing I ever did here.
I have 55% completion if not unlocked the dead cat NPC.
How have you not had a cat die of old age?
And you're at 55%.
You not let him die?
I'm there you
Make sure any scary
Who's this all allies have plus two luck
That is a lot of sharks
Hmm target rich environment
of
the hunter Shirley is a class
the trying to insinuate here buddy
I don't like what you're trying to I don't like what kind of agenda you're trying to
push here buddy are you saying that the Ranger is powerful because I ain't gonna have it
Sam in the pipe!
Everything is going to get blasted- oh!
Fuck, everything's going to get blasted towards me.
It's actually terrible.
Ow!
Oh my god, I got ambushed.
Nice.
Hey, that's a good melee weapon.
three more speedup. A whole ass kilo of catnip. Ah, fuck. Okay, this is actually dangerous.
Oh never mind I got a free stun.
Alright, now my turn can start. Somehow I killed an elite and an ambush. Fuck if I know how
that works nice I put him to sleep 36 Jesus
of
Speed HP's HP's
Can't wait for tower defense plus god, I can't wait eat the face
your stomach churned and begins to vomit profusely you got a broken rib
minus one HP
do you ever vomit so hard that you break a rim
and
Got it's weird having a butcher with this high of speed
Not like any of these matter.
Their limit to how many items you can get in a run? Nope. Hey! You find a 10-post
super rare candy, his old party gets level up. That's actually huge.
Scattershot plus.
Soap.
Grapple.
Grapple. Grappnell.
Bob a hook on an object and pull yourself towards it.
Declaw. Caltrons.
Think Declaw.
Hello Boris.
God stuns twice!
Not having a great day, are you Boris? I understand Boris. I understand. I understand. Let me just
remove the claws out of your ass.
Give you a mind-belt.
And then just everybody can go forward
You know what's great about split shot against enemies that are 3x3, every single tile can
get hit by a split shot and every single hit has a chance of rolling stun.
Wow.
Hmm.
Is the super hunter still in the phylactery?
Nah, it broke, sadly.
Now keep in mind chat this is like while we are you know well we are pretty strong right
right now. Try and keep in mind that we are on normal. So it'd be expected to be this
powerful I'm sure everybody's first run looked like this
Is there an achievement for a solo cat run?
An achievement?
I don't know.
Ah fuck.
This is actually a bad one for an ambush.
What the fuck are you doing?
Or is it?
Keep.
Sometimes you just miss everything.
What happens?
Take D-claw plus.
Nice, got a blackjack.
Makeup or some old butt.
I'll take make up
Big slam
All right mind melby you fast forward
Maybe over here
of
Oh nice, that was a good one. That was the fighter's hat.
You know what's great about Split Shot Plus? It can't friendly fire.
It's beautiful. You don't even have to think about aiming. You just shot gun the whole area.
I just heard I what's all this missing about so split shot is not a hit or miss a built
like if I'm not hitting anything that has nothing to do with that has nothing to do
with it it's just targeting it's targeting a specific random tile and me missing is because
there's no enemy on that tile.
the
of
I
Yeah
Get over here!
I am missing so much.
10% fog my ass.
I don't know where the last enemy is.
Over here somewhere.
What the fuck's the last enemy?
There you are.
Mmmm, Sniper plus.
hits do 200% more damage and have a 33% chance to stun. Imagine one third of my crits just
stun if they don't die. Not tower defense plus I mean the 33% chance to crit is or stun on crit
is really good. Not to mention the fact that it increased all my crit damage by another hundred
percent. So now, look at that. He moved, he got hit, he got stunned.
Yes.
up
stunned once again
Stunned.
That pull you?
Sure can.
Okay.
Hit.
Got him.
Hit. Got him.
Massacist plus. Burgle.
Thief's soul plus. Holy.
Thief's so goddamn fast.
Fastest butcher in the west.
that wall down says I'm gonna am so it says I'm going to ambush the enemy but I have
a quest that makes it so I'm always ambushed how's that gonna work okay we just it cancels
it out and there is no ambush. Point blank.
Well hello there spider. Let me just
Declaw you real fast
All right
I
Stand
I'm not a bad guy.
Got stunned again.
Nice.
Got him.
Nice, I got some unlocks for that.
Butchers can now learn Slison Dice, Psychics can learn Supernova.
I
Fuck
This is a pretty rough place to get ambushed.
Oh, and stunned.
Nice.
This is pretty rough.
Ooh, pretty rough actually.
Gonna mind meld with you.
Kill that one.
I don't know what I'm doing.
There we go.
40 speed.
Yeah, look how much speed you got.
Just walk up to where you want to go.
Nooo, stop missing any health.
Pshhh, this is...
Okay, let's heal you up.
Beautiful.
Alright, come over here, I'll kill ya.
You can tell when it's the rangers turn, because suddenly everything just starts dying.
Alright, crazy weather.
Nice.
It's snowing!
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Might hit a lot of times, but it's all going to be one damage.
Nice.
Hit you first.
front open wounds
there we go
oh 48 crit
love to see it
of
damn
really give up
or speed so you can go sooner
All right, see what we got here
So we got a sandstorm going on so everybody's gonna take one damage
It works!
You give you an extra turn, move everybody up.
Now we got part two on him, that's actually really nice.
and
We got six damage seven damage
Big.
Oh, Witch's Nose.
Alright, let's give you mine melds.
Let's go back here for a backstab.
48.
Another 48.
15
Need to move forward
No stundum almost permanently stundum
Oh, wow.
Okay, do you have like no movement?
range is reduced by two and then
yummy
All right come over here give you an extra turn feel that
Nice.
Go again.
But now with backstab bonus.
Well, he tried.
Open wound!
I
Bro
good luck got him
hey we got the item I wanted
oh would you look at that
I'm not gonna loot the body
Because I need these characters for Gillatina.
We got Gillatina coming.
Gonna come chomp my doors.
All right.
Oh, my cap and bells are gone.
I just have the full brick set.
Alright.
Oh!
Baru's box is full.
Thanks for those juicy hair sleeves.
I'm feeling all riled up now.
No wait, it's my ass.
Yeah, the bugs are definitely biting today.
Sometimes I'm just punching in my belly,
sort of damn bug stuff eating up on my...
Stop it right now, you nasty bugs!
I swam there, poked those things out.
I'm just saying that to scare them.
Never be mean like that.
Please kill more of your cats for me and I'll grab up more things for you.
Nice.
Always system.
I knew it! I knew my theory was correct.
You know I came up with that theory when I was screaming at Stacey 3, 2, 6, 5.
I was just unloading, uh, I was just loading on her. My screeching was deafening.
Stacey 3-4-3-1-4-6 was so annoyed she freaking attacked me.
But how did she know where I was? That's when I came up with the theory that sounds can alert others to your whereabouts.
Pretty interesting, right? Science is like that sometimes.
Anyway, I'm having a very hard time hearing you right now because I've been working on a new air horn
I call it the super air horn. It's really annoying here. Take it
We got apply madness to a unit within five tiles of your line of sight castable once per battle Wow, that's
That's pretty good
Current quest update bro. I don't even know what I'm doing yet
My god, I don't even know what quest I'm about to do
uh zoom yeah we'll keep you this yeah i'll keep you
uh come on yeah i'll keep you
a little deep in the bread but you're fine a little deep in the bread
taxi man
tanky
nice
have tanky oh no not the not the tail birth defect that makes hunter ability
show up when I level up oh no not not that anything but but that birth defect
God that's gonna that's gonna be really hard to play around. Whoa I want you.
Yeah, and I'll actually keep you in here because you can potentially be breeding Barthalomiole
with Wobbly Cat Syndrome and Tech.
2.0.
Nice.
I'll take you.
Falco.
Yeah, we're keeping you.
Gandalf.
Yeah, I'm keeping you.
Moskina.
Sure, I'll keep you.
Minet.
Nope.
Actually, I'll do this after.
I think I finally have a full Fighter set.
Not that I'm going to really want to use it for this, I'm just curious what it is.
Fighter set bonus is just the set bonus again.
like all each of these items so 15, 30, 45
and now I've got a 60% chance to refresh your basic action,
movement, weapon and trinket when you get a kill.
That's really good.
All right, so I got rolled last time, my guillotine,
I'd rather that not happen again.
Base attack inflicts leeches, may as well take radar so we can bypass shield in case
it pops up again. They're like no hats.
Yeah, they're like no hats at all.
What if I bring a kilo of catnip?
How do we feel about a whole kilo of nip?
An extra crit chance.
Let's give the boss all stats down.
I'll tell the lard in case we need it.
Yeah, like, ridiculous spacing, but on all these, like, speed-down things.
Alright, let's do it.
Is Inbred bad or is it eh as long as it's only slightly?
Inbred just means they have a chance for birth defects and if the birth defects isn't that
bad then you don't have to really worry about it.
Oh boy, alright, alright, so we got it, there's only one guillotine at this time, but it's
He's got Brace and Thorns.
Honestly, it's not that bad.
How much time is it spent to get to 85?
Like 112 hours right now.
God, you have so much fucking speed.
I love it.
Just move over here, pull you on over, and then we're going to de-claw you to lower your
damage and then we're going to do it again.
Big hits.
Just give you a mind meld.
Nice.
Alright, now do a whole kilo of the nip.
Oh, yeah. That's going a little bit better. Open wounds. Bye-bye.
Steven's mustache has been unlocked Steven's mustache plus five charisma
holy
all right now I resummon guillotine to two
all right Bart actually hang on let me check there
No.
Mark got a baby jack.
Uh, Frederick.
Baby jack.
Good win.
Head to Frank.
Mathisto.
Head to Frank.
Chooser.
I'm not sure about that, I'll see him.
Alright, Gandalf, am I keeping you?
Yes, Falco, yes.
Or follow me out, yes.
Minette?
No.
All right, end of day.
Oh, wait.
Plus two comfort.
Wooden shelf.
Large empty vase.
Mattress.
Taxidermy mouse.
That's a peak chew!
Do I really need more appeal? Probably not.
But hey, you never have enough.
Nintendo lawyers are on the phone.
Gillette, Tina, true.
For the thing change your name to change your name and then talk to Barra again.
Got you.
All right, uh, Blue, what do you have?
Spina Bifada.
Holy fuck.
Seventeen Dexterity.
Goddamn. Zero speed, however.
unfortunate. More game now.
Tig. Yeah, we can keep you. Mr. Dinkles. Yeah, we can keep you. Flamingas. Yeah, we
can keep you. Oh my god, we got Primordial Dwarf. Look at that. It's not keeping me
Oh, yeah, you're really good also
Oh, you're alright, I can keep you.
Miffles.
Nah.
I've done it again.
Now listen up, I got another one.
This invention may be my best yet.
And I found these old knitting needles in your house.
I'm pretty sure if you stab these things right into the areas of the brain, you can access
past lives.
It's currently just theoretical, but I know I'm never wrong.
Give it a test.
So this is another quest that we ended up failing.
The Chaos Device.
Any cat levels up.
Any cat level ups are offered when you level up.
So basically, every class is the gesture.
Alright, it's a big quest.
All right, it's a big quest
There we go question do y'all like the like quest text up there does that help y'all at all or what?
Goddamn three butchers.
Uh, doesn't really matter what we take here because all the level-ups are just gonna be
fucking random, so I may as well also bring a jester, I'll bring a healer, and then I
guess I'll bring a butcher, because the butcher hasn't gone to the core yet.
All right, what's that?
All right, so what'd you get?
Pinpoint, your critical hits inflict marked and you got magic dart and magic inherently
usually can't crit all that often.
Nice.
What'd you get?
Melee attack, top off, holy dash, zap flex.
testy when you take damage gain plus one movement range until the end of your
turn slice and dice
luck swing 20 50% critical hit chance but 25% miss chance yikes
All right, so we're just gonna give the jester the mutation here.
review the fighter stuff.
I'm sure I could give you a speed up.
You know? That'd be nice.
I can give you radar dish.
Bring the mask.
Holy Warrior.
All right, let's do it.
Oh shit, you got the birth defect for can't eat food, use consumables or use menstrual
abilities.
I saw a tweet from Joltz dude.
You can use this to infinitely breed.
Because you just breed a bunch of cats that can't use their mouth.
Because cats that can't eat food don't eat food when you breed them.
So you can go deep into the bread with that one.
Chat, I need you all to yell at me at 4.30.
This is me setting an alarm by telling all of my Twitch chat to yell at me at 4.30.
Thank you.
I thought.
Wow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Nice.
Go Ranger go!
Okay.
There's those two maggots.
Got him.
430 was 4 hours ago.
Give a unit all stats up, you get all stats down.
Heal everything for 2 HP.
Well, we've seen that heal everything for 2HP can be very good.
I'm okay with turning you into a healbot.
It might be my favorite song.
How could this be?
How could this be your favorite song when Alien Crater exists?
Crater feline invader
you might actually do that
True, a lot of the dark is pretty good too.
Five point palm exploding heart technique.
Sure.
Beepus or Phoebus? Beepus.
I don't know if you can even fail that event.
Yeah, I mean
the
I
Fucking hurt
That's all you got, that's a fine, nice.
of
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!
No!
Teleport directly behind a random enemy. No.
No. Wall of Fire.
No. Many Hooks. No.
Hoppin' Block.
No. These are all terrible.
No.
I guess sneak up is is a some kind of it's some kind of thing I guess
uh is that an elite shambler that is not an elite shambler
Actually wait, you guys are undead, right?
Yeah, heal everything.
Now.
shh
oh god no
there we go
Supper. It's actually not bad.
Yeah, I'll take Supper. It's a way for the butcher to heal themselves. I'll take it.
cactus mass yeah loop the grass I got a kilo of catnip hell yeah we'll use that
for guillotine a two
Nice.
Hey, boys.
How we doing?
and
oh I didn't mean to do that but it's fine
oh I'm not in range damn okay butcher got me butcher got me covered
Electro community.
Fast footsies.
Adjacent allies have damage and range.
Your basic attack has life seal.
I'll take fast footsies here.
Speed's really nice.
Open the door.
Oh shit.
We got it! Let's peek inside!
You look down inside the doors and see steps leading downward into darkness.
Unlike the outside, the stone here is in great condition untouched by the passage time.
Decorative looking slots are etched into the walls.
Make your way down the stairs.
Fuck.
He gets riddled with darts.
Damn.
I lost a cat to that event nice how we knew
to god we have in fact
get over here
I
Have some money
Oh shit into the mockingbird I should have gone after that
Bye-bye.
Weak spot.
Your basic attack, nor shield inflicts weakness.
Your basic attack hits twice for half damage.
will attack you if they can't.
I like weak spot.
Alright, to the core.
Hi all, this game highly recommended to get, very much so.
Very, very much so. This is honestly the best game I've played.
I'll be honest, I'm gonna feel a little bad because like every roguelike that comes after this is just going to be a joke.
I mean that with no disrespect.
Because let's be honest, it's hard to beat the McMillan.
Although there is sleigh the spire, shit, you rye, doad.
Never mind.
It's not quite over yet.
Get over here.
Slay the Spire 2 will be strong, but the thing is, it's launching into early access, it's not feature complete on day one.
And so for that reason, I have to put New Genics above Slay the Spire.
Not to say Slay the Spire is gonna be bad.
This will take a wide load.
I smash the box!
Got some PCP.
Let's get it.
Oh, rubber cement as an item.
Oh, it's GG boys.
yes it's GG
may not understand why so here allow me to show you
two kills
beautiful
I'm bad
Yeah, later deep
You need to speed up.
Examine the pill bottle.
The entire party healed the full because in the pill bottle was candy.
Leo, thanks for the 141 months.
God damn, you are old.
Olding.
Oh shit, Lenny.
Oh god, he wants to go after my ranger now. Why?
Why my ranger, bro?
Get over here.
Oh boy.
Be there.
Try not to take my primary DPS away from me.
mobilize get a mobilize to that
hit him hit him five point death palm
How do I struggle to get up and get away you're literally asleep
See
Let him go.
Mining of Isaac was practice.
I mean, this kind of shows like this has more time and effort than Isaac ever got, you know?
Like, not to downplay Isaac, you know what I mean?
the downplay Isaac but a lot more time and effort went into Mugenics and Isaac so if
he's saying that Isaac was just like practice honestly I'd believe it there's a lot more
character in this game genuinely feels like he took all the knowledge of making Isaac
for 10 years and did great things with it yeah Isaac was just popular you're 100% on
that and he didn't have to make it in flash that's the other benefit
How many enemies will we kill with this?
Let's find out.
Meow. Meow.
Ah, there.
This game doesn't have like the normal kind of metaprogression that you would expect of
like, okay you've done a run, now all of your characters are stronger.
Use this metaprogression currency to give everyone plus two health.
Wow.
Go get them again and collect more metaprogression currency.
So that you can get stronger.
That shit needs to die.
I'm just telling you now, that system needs to fuck off and die.
This is more of you get a cat, you take them out on an adventure, level them up and then
you breed them and you get natural meta-progression from playing through the game. And naturally,
your cats will slowly get stronger. After 120 hours of playing this game, my cats are
significantly stronger than when we first started without having to do some weird meta-progression
job. It's easy. Never. Nothing. I fucking hate that one. Yeah. Man's top. Sounds like
not a progression
you're not understanding me but that's okay
Nice, I'm gonna get the here, that one.
Nice.
She poisoned him.
I
Killing
Yeah, we did diamonds in the prime for Shepard
Flap feather feet landscape number one
Oh, I guess other feet not that I'm gonna be using any of those
this. Tana took 8 damage because he stepped in a bear trap. Who sucks off bear traps in
a bunker.
over here. Jesus! Bouncy shots is always fun.
I
to spell me, but me.
I'm a buffer now with mad girls.
That's the spell of me.
I shut my eyes.
I
Beautiful
I
Have another and come in
Bye bye.
Over here.
Nice.
Oh.
Sentry mode.
What the fuck?
Fuckin' Sentry on a Butcher.
Internal Servitude.
You will join me!
Yeah, rubber bullets are kind of good.
Hmm
Console
More luck
Whoo, yes, I got some intestines
Plus 2h. Oh wow, that's actually a really good item
To con and health regen a solid
of
death
of
death
of
I
Looked away and you won the boss fight. Yep. That's how it works buddy
That's how it works
Take exhausting blow
Thank you for the bitch Sarah. I appreciate that dude
of
this
more weakness
now
Father hurt
Jesus so much damage
All right, come over here
Well, goodbye Cerberus
Jester is hard to play but OP when you know how to play it
Yeah, it's real hard you just
You put your hands together and
You just pray that you don't get a brick build.
Just just get lucky that your abilities have synergy with each other.
Nice.
of
Get over here.
Scattershot plus?
Oh, twist my arm, why don't you?
then I'll take it Ranger looks weak he is oh oh oh my oh oh that's you kids more rubber cement
Oh shit, I got a rat mom.
Alright, best of luck.
Got him.
Alright.
Bye bye.
Ooh, I got a rare item for that.
Bye-bye.
Ooh, I got a rare item for that.
Ooh, any number of tiles.
What's this?
leaky brain when you spend mana adjacent allies gain that much mana.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
Donate all but one HP.
Nice.
Gained it all stats up.
Correct, Nami Gates.
All right.
You think we can kill this boss before it summons?
I
Don't know
Okay, it's done
Delicious
that's split shots I fucking stupid. You thought heavy shot was strong.
All cats can now learn path of the butcher.
Yeah, sure why not, let's go to Chaos.
That wasn't a re-trigger on the same enemy chat.
up
up out out nice
well this is gonna be awkward
Reality scramble plus randomized position of all units enemies get confused non-boss enemies have a 10% chance to be erased from existence
Sure
That was oh, okay
That was cool
Ow.
I
Got
She'll up
I
Nice.
Surely one of these will hit, okay.
Are we finding the scientists?
It's a little weird in here.
It's just, it's a little weird in here.
It's full of chaos and shit.
Nice.
It's got a logical.
My priest likes eating shit now.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Yeah, that's all that matters.
Oh, go again.
If I told you this wasn't even like a really strong ranger, like this is just like a ranger.
How would that make you feel?
bro
kill him
What's up?
Snake skin hat.
Nice.
Alright.
Hit you.
Hit you again.
Put you to sleep.
Over here.
get you again, get you again, boom, boom.
Go again
I'm actually gonna save my mana here. I want to stop by a little bit
No fuck chunk walk deal five damage to yourself refresh your movement action
the
We're here.
And again.
at the back.
I
,
I
Very cool
Chaos
All right
spread out you got it buddy hit him hit him again hit him again hit him again
What you got hook fine sure
and
nice
and
off the right here to a guy donate blood cannonball
fire fart
and flick poison to and burn to on a unit in melee range
fart on him and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
nice
cannonball over there
I
Get him
There we go, spawned two grass tiles underneath him.
Actually I guess he doesn't take damage right away.
Never mind, just hit him with gun.
Good job, gun.
Gun got the kill.
Prada gun.
Gun is apparently a butcher.
Never would have guessed.
That's a butcher.
Never wanna guest.
No.
Alright.
Yay!
Making progress.
of
Let's see what we got.
So, how was it?
Did the subject access their ancestors ancient abilities?
Hold ya.
Anyway, I found a much cleaner set of needles and refined the item a bit.
Take it.
Oh, and here's 300 coins as promised.
What you got.
Chaos controller.
from all classes are offered when you level up you can reroll your level up options three times
holy dude that is a great item love that
mr. dinkles might keep it new
Yeah, binkos, Oslo, Villeau, Lee, King.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
Oh my god, John Cat!
Holy! Look at him!
John Cat!
He's him!
saving him
I'm saving him dude
get an extra save
All right
I
Only do
Now
The beanies.
Uh...
Nah.
The beanies.
Don't need you.
Mousetrap.
Not a good cat.
Oasis.
That's a good cat.
Holy fuck, 9 speed!
Goddamn!
Past as fuck, cat!
Uh, canal.
Gotta keep you.
Nices.
Titta.
Yeah, we can keep you.
Babs.
Yeah, we can keep you.
Braxton.
Yeah, we can keep you.
Mousetrap, definitely.
Kittia, no.
Allman's going to keep you
That's all of them
All right
Do we not worry about the inbred status nah, we really don't just go full alabama
I need more space, bro.
me
i need more space bro
how am i supposed to how am i supposed to keep decorating my house
huh oh god something's awful
All right. There's him today.
No! Marin do!
Not Marin do!
I mean, I don't really need you, but. No! Not Marin do!
all right I need a anyone here like a I'll keep you puddle come here you're
high HP you sure you want to defend your house with these cats some of them
have no experience yes but they lack an experience
They make up for and just raw stats.
of
There we go.
Another guy.
Meow.
A kilo of catnip, that'll do ya.
A jewel draw cause you're gonna get full mana.
Any other like, warn items?
God you have some fucking stats!
All right, so let's see what you got.
You got Brace and Static, honestly, those are kind of whatever.
You've got Luck and Damage, but it's really not that important, all right.
Honestly, not too bad.
Ah, fuck, I moved to the wrong space.
Noooo!
I
Eat the nip
You
That's fine
Play dead down yourself huge
I
Here
Over here.
Yeah, go ahead.
Now.
the
of
the scene range
Yeah, oh.
Good hit.
Stunned by Glitcher.
Okay,
Bruh, there you go
All right seal up
I'll tell you that's not it.
Meow.
Don't run away.
I'll have my way.
But when I'm done,
you'll say I said
I'm coming
for you.
But tonight.
Oh, you can't eat food, right?
I'm ready.
All right
Okay
Wait.
My body.
Not yours.
the
Come on.
My single target is ass.
I
Solid turn there, buddy
All right, Stephen's gristle has been unlocked.
Oh shit, what's that?
don't leave corpses. Use melee attack. This weapon gains plus one damage and plus one
use when it gets a kill. Damage resets at the end of the adventure.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
It's got 99 uses.
Hi, bro.
Yo, what's up, dude?
How you doing?
Welcome.
All right.
Now we need to...
If you're reading this message, you're probably not playing the game too long.
Fuck you.
Would you like to re-summon Gilatina 3?
Sure would.
Alright.
Kenneth.
It's a Frank.
Uh, Cornelia?
No.
It's a Frank.
Puddle.
To Frank.
Stratford. Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
Uh, Meringue over here.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Uh, Roxy.
Am I keeping you?
Yeah, you're alright.
Mousetrap?
Yeah, you're fine. Come on in.
Gospel, do I want you?
Nah.
Ah, Hock Frost, yeah I'll keep you.
Alright.
All right
All right two days
Madre, do I want you?
Meh.
Should be another quest, I think it's the gun.
Potentially.
I've done it again!
Check this baby out, it's needle full of yellow fluid.
It's the pistol range, oh yeah!
You got another pistol range.
K-Sidia?
Sure.
Uh, Mamiya?
Uh, Xion.
Xion.
the
Oh, see what we got here.
Inka!
Nah.
Yeah
All right, let's do it.
Who are we starting with?
Macaroni.
Dude, look at those stats.
Beautiful.
All right, now we need to make a group of people who are good for the next boss fight.
Babs.
Babs?
Tanki! Come on, Tanki!
Ten strength? Good cr- uh...
Good, good, good.
Questions, where am I even going?
That's the question. Where the fuck am I even going?
whatever. 12 strength fighter. Ranger and then I'm gonna grab an ear. I don't know what
I'm doing so I think I've already done piss syringe
Bring a necromancer and then what do you got?
Bring a monk can't eat the monk
What'd you get when you gain hell spot a leech huge
All right, so we got redacted
Magic mirror on identified pills
fart face
Let's do redacted. Health bars and status icons are hidden in battle. Take it to the core.
So I'll have no idea how much health anything has.
Seems good.
If you got jet fists...
I don't really like stick, but...
but it's whatever
I have too many scrappers back packs I need to get rid of some
You know what, let's take Chaos Controller, because I think this could be funny.
Potentially funny.
Potentially very funny.
or nothing really you don't know what you're gonna get
Right.
Let's lock it in to the desert.
Let's break some bones.
I don't know where I was going but I really do like to give you a chance to redo a fight.
I actually use the fights meaning instead of just redoing shit.
Yeah, you unlock a lot of new stuff too.
Alright, so let me change.
I believe it's still to the core.
All right, so we have no idea how much HP anything has.
I'll know how much damage I'm doing, but that's about it.
Nice.
of
I
of
split the atom as a ranger no rearm refresh your basic sure I'll take that one just go
again macaroni healed to full you got crazy weather happening there's a blizzard going
on right now nice you want to be leveling up that drizzle
go again
And the trarum so you can get a gristle kill.
Life drain.
Drain 2 HP.
It melee range.
This is stronger and castable while you're down.
If this kills a unit, revive with 50% HP.
I guess.
I don't really want it, but nothing else really matters.
I'm not gonna sacrifice any HP
when I can't see anyone's HP.
Especially not right before potentially a boss fight.
Wow!
of
Oh
He was so young
Alright, two Smarmer.
Nice.
basic attack inflicts bruise until the end of the turn yes that's amazing
I should check if that was cleanse one stack of random debuff at the end of
turn and one health regen. Let's give that to you.
I will say, it is a little scary.
It is, it is a little scary I will admit.
To use the, can't see anybody's HP.
And then I also equipped an item that makes it so nobody drops a corpse.
So if a cat dies, that's it.
They're dead.
oopsie on my part muscle memory a melee attack that deals eight damage the spells
Cost is reduced by two each time it's cast.
I like muscle memory.
I've used the Necro ability with execute less than five, less than ten.
It was a good indicator of when things were low HP.
Oh nice, that's actually really good.
That's smart.
Nope, Tita healed the fall.
I
Will say though it goes very well with this
Bro, okay
It doesn't go very well with this survivalist that every time a corpse dies.
Really great.
I really think you need to take a step back about what you're doing.
You're missing the basic fundamentals of this game and trying to learn and improve.
You keep doing the same thing over and over again.
I hope you figured the results. Come on, man. You're better than this.
I know it's a copypasta. I'm not sure from where. I'll need to go for the archive, but...
It's a copypasta from Moonman's Chat. I love it.
This does give me a moment to let you all know. Chat, I am gonna keep doing the same thing.
I'm not expecting a different outcome. I'm playing the Ranger. I know the outcome.
That's a very specific outcome I'm looking for.
Sneak by the cat.
when the end your movement automatically is a basic attack if an enemy is in range it's
not bad sharing is carrying plus two speed when you drop when you pick up a coin non-coin
pick up all allies gain the same effects small enemies will attack you dirty claws I'm real
this. Fleabag, at the end of your turn, spawn a flea for everything that you've killed.
Not really necessary, especially if you're going to core. Although it would be funny
for chaos. Uh, if you kill three units, gain six speed, psychic abilities are... freeroll.
Your basic attack is now a magic missile. Fuck now. Dealer, you can use consumables
on other units.
While at full HP you have a 100% crit. I'll take it.
So if I don't crit, I know he's not at full.
I'm having a five shots or six moment
one two three four he's got he fired five shots he's got one my bullet
kill him
kill him again
the
your basic attack inflicts soul link when you're downed allies gain all stats up when
use your basic attack turn around and again get your ticking soul bond let's go
of
the
I'm
uh plus one speed and 10 dodge chance for each empty armor slot if all your
slots are empty you can use your movement action extra time that's kind of
cool on burden strikes 10% crit chance with 5% hit damage for each empty
Amber Slot it. Game of intelligence when you hit a new type of unit. Wow. Focus Bay.
I'm pretty sure you already had, oh actually you had no gear on I could have put stuff on you.
I'm fucking stupid
Stupid brother, I'm putting putting stuff on you now
study pickup nice now that intelligence permanent or now
of
Take a nap
You're the full
I think that's the full radioactive set finally
Lenny
Lenny wants my ranger I'm dang it
study human study trash holy fuck we got 17 how much intelligence do you have 15 in good
God
big here another here
Oh
Yeah
Stop hugging the kitty.
It's weird.
Uh oh.
worried for my ranger's life well
Well, wait, he's not dead.
Well.
Yikes.
Well wait not dead I don't know how but I'll take it hell yeah he's still there
Thanks Lenny for keeping my cat alive.
I'll take an HP up.
Oh god.
of
that missed
holy
this
What's better, plus dex or plus luck?
depends on like like what stat you should take when you level up is really going to depend on
really what that cat is missing obviously if you're a dex based class and you do damage with dex
dex is great um you know yeah gugger thanks for 140 holy
Personally I think the most important stat is honestly speed.
Genuinely I think speed is like the best stat.
I got rocks, big rock necklace, and a rock hat, holy.
Big rock necklace, minus two speed, brace two.
Rock hat.
basic attack has plus one knockback breaks into coins and some rocks so many
rockers and the rock set spawn a pet rock familiar when you lose armor
emit four sparkles at the start of battle rubber bullets could maybe do it
Nah, keep the survivalist.
Stats are surprisingly well balanced, let's say most of them are pretty important.
important status movement speed. Forever and always.
Yeah, I got no idea how many, uh, health ups I got
left but that'll do it that'll do boys that'll do it's funny that you I will
agree it's fine you ask which one is more important luck luck or decks but I
would say luck is actually one of the least valuable stats in terms of like
if you need it above five you know
nah for all these oh shit smart metronome
cast any random spell the spell is usually good
I gotta do it for the content
Let's go gambling.
I got a human scalp.
That's a new item.
Plus two strength, minus one charisma, your critical hits inflict fear.
Nice.
That usually is doing a lot of lifting.
Yeah, you understand
I can't actually make it to you
of
my can't I cast it
That could have been really bad
Is it melee range only oh shit it might be
No, I still can't use it.
It's a musical spell and you have the mouth mutation.
He's got a point.
flatline kill yourself and then die immediately forever
I think I'll pass I think he would be just I don't think we'll be fighting chaos though
I don't think fighting chaos with no healer and no idea of how much health I have and
And there's no corpses, is going to be a good idea.
Of course we are leveling up Steven's Gristle.
Way of the hare for the rest of the battle you can move an extra turn.
Dragon punch.
One punch.
Oh yeah.
stepped on a bleeding nail, can't...
Oh, shit.
An elite brute.
With at least electroconn, and it looks like immunity to stuns.
A little scary.
If you're under half HP, he auto kills you.
I got some molars, LL.
Hunter's Flute.
and
All right.
Big hits.
The arm.
Go again.
I'm shit.
of
the
fact
of you here
Nope
I don't know how much HP you got left, bro
But this should finish it
There you go up to 5 1 it's for 140 months appreciate that big Daniel it's prime
Smart metronome plus
That's like rearm plus.
Oh shit, muscle memory plus is amazing, hell yeah.
I believe these guys actually do drain mana.
of
the nice
of
life drain plus now leeches plus sure make some beefy leeches that'd be good
for Gilatina. I'm glad y'all think I know what I'm doing. I'll have you know. I've been
pushing buttons at random for 120 hours.
They used to put their Ranger buttons so they worked.
I like you.
Uh, one pawn, plus.
A kneel plus.
Bruise plus.
Hang on a little bit. Your basic attack inflicts bruise until the end of turn.
Oh, you can cast it multiple times per round.
That's huge.
Push through!
Oh, ambush on the boss fight.
Hell yeah, dude.
Well, time to ambush the boss.
Feel bad for the guy.
Hit him.
Let's move you here and then do...
Watch this.
So it's going to surround him with beefy leeches.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Nice.
Alright, now for the REAL first round.
Nice.
Alright, now for the REAL first round.
I just got I was I was just getting started
I haven't even started scaling yet.
Wait.
Merciless plus.
When you deal 10 or more damage and a single hit, gain an all stats up.
Nice.
all stats up every time I hit fucking anything I really want to go to the
rift not particularly not really yeah return home because I want to keep these
cats for we need to fight guillotine which I think might be the final guillotine
Okay, there!
Okay, so do ya?
Does the sorting fix now?
Yeah, they patched it.
And the invention is still broken.
I really thought with enough testing it would work as intended.
What the heck is wrong with the thing? Ugh, whatever. Oh, you still expect a reward?
Wait, I have an idea. Take this paper bag and put it over that ugly mug of yours. That way, you'll become invisible to me at least.
Quick, put it on.
Your charisma is equal to your highest other stat.
Interesting.
That that's actually kind of interesting that could be really good
Okay, I don't need three scrappers back. I don't have any fucking weapons
Spotted cat bubble
The air is filled with smells and burning flesh and skin.
They held the moans, the wells, the cries and screams.
In their eyes, when they realized they banded in the litter box of broken dreams.
They took out the broken dreams of the king.
Attention P-Mart shoppers, we would like to advise our patrons that any individual offerings
to the wash windows or solicit products are not employed by or associated with this facility.
We discourage any contact these individuals and ask you to report any problems to the
the unafforded person outside. Thanks for shopping at P Mart and have a blessed day.
You got a new meatlocker in the back. I'll bring it out tomorrow I guess. Whatever. Another
blank color. Nice.
I
All right
Max.
Nope, useless.
Uh, sure, Jants and Nanobots.
Gain two, diminishing health regen every time you take damage from an attack or spell.
Cool ability.
Oh, fuck.
Uh, Meeple.
Yeah we can keep you.
Uh, Reese's buff?
Oh yeah.
Oscar.
Yeah, you're fine.
Wait, there's one.
uh rotska yeah you're fine
uh see what you got here missa yeah you're fine
jeaner
You got more good cats.
Kanky is aggressive, I'd rather you not start any fights Kanky, so you're going into the
addict for around.
Uh, Jens.
Yeah, we can keep you.
Someone died?
Yep, someone's dead.
Yeah, it's okay though.
yep someone's dead yes okay though
all right let's see what we go here
holy fuck you're thick oh yeah we can see the radioactive set I think
Gain a random mutation at the end of battle. Explode when down, this explosion doesn't hurt you.
Me.
Adjacent units get an all stats down, so I can give adjacent units an all stats down 3.
Okay with it.
Critical hits inflict fear and bring some cat death.
All right, that's it.
And the monkey just kind of exists.
Actually, what if I put the paper bag on you?
Holy, 18 Charisma.
Hell yeah dude.
Alright, Shinden, sure, god thanks for 7.
Alright, so, let's see what we got here.
So the head is dead, but if you hit the head, um, and yeah, I can see HP now.
560 HP the kinetic sparkles are kind of annoying
Here we got a footer and a fly
So we're gonna move we're gonna hit the head once oh
Oh nice we can actually put life link on both of them with the necromancer and then we're
going to do leeches.
Okay.
I'm ready to shoot and talk to the sunlight. Stop running for a minute and we can finally
find infinity together. We can win all of this war.
Now we get for a back stab here.
I'm going to use some foul feet with your head.
Get hit.
You run, but in the end I think you like this.
uh let's do muscle memory
muscle memory again
and again
Take some catnip
Now let's go berserk
Dash, dash, 54, 56, 56, okay, 7 the mama maggot.
He's got 14 holst heads up.
Holy shit.
And he can move anywhere on the map.
Go pick up the health.
Okay.
Now it removes all the bruise because this is technically a new enemy.
You're a best, you'll be the fun to be honest, an addict, I assure you, you'll be the best
of all heart, you'll run between your heart, you'll know it's destiny, I'll win, you're
slowing down, you're losing steam, I'll don't buy your next of kin, you'll run, but I'll
run faster, there's nothing you can do, I'll turn you down on you, now I'll win
Kip.
18.
Another 18.
It's a beautiful cover.
That's a lot of maggots.
Monks, Monks down.
Alright.
Come over here, hit you, and then bash you.
we come over here the zircher dash the zircher dash the zircher dash the zircher dash
kill the perfer
kill that one this one
one. Berserk that one. Come over here. Berserk that one. Okay. Just come over here. Surround
him with leeches, take out the maggot, and turn.
And now you can go ahead and basic attack, basic attack again, take out the maggot.
Alright, now it's just the head.
Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.
Hell yeah dude.
Steven's Bag of Rocks has been unlocked.
And Steven wishes to speak with me now.
Hell yeah.
What's the Steven's Bag of Rocks?
A melee attack with a chance to repeat that inflicts broods.
Oh my god.
That's amazing.
Well, as you probably expected, there's a mode harder than crazy.
It's called impossible.
I call it that because you won't beat it because it's impossible, obviously.
Have fun.
Oh boy.
Now it's now.
I think we finally reached the end.
kanky to Frank tita to Frank can now to Frank macaroni to Frank
all right we've done it we finished the tutorial also now we can see what the
Steven said is a hundred cats feels a bit steep I mean I'm pretty sure it's the
final upgrade sets you know that big a deal it's not like I really need more
you know I already got tons of cats
all right so now we can start working on unlocking crazy difficulty for it to we
We want to restyle Empyrofina and Zaratana.
Let's go ahead and end the day.
the
Kaiju's are bringing the fight to you
No
Yes, so
How could you
Solomon
Okay, I still have a breeder in here.
Uh, riots.
Yeah, I'll take you.
Nicoletta.
Take you to beanies.
We've already done this quest.
Now we're getting repeat side quests.
of
the old John Kat
Roxy. Yeah, I'll keep you. Gens. Yep, you're good. Almond. Bring them in. Rass.
So, sure, come on in.
Oh yeah, check the store.
Another food box.
There we go.
I can now carry even more food.
Not that I need it.
Paul and Molly, that's a lot of cats.
Yeah, we got, do we have a few cats?
And if you look at all their stats.
They're all basically god-tier cats. Every single one of them.
Oh, hang on. You're dead. That's not healthy.
There we go.
All right, it is now time for us to take a look at impossible difficulty.
Who's ready?
Let's do the impossible.
there we go so let's see what you got cut burst or a nail that knocks coins out of units when it
hits an ignore shield your critical hits inflict a mobilize and weakness temporary stick skull
crack holy dash protect the weak flea shot dour defense all right looking good
You boy needs more hats.
I tell you, you boy needs more hats.
Any weapons I want to use?
I kinda want to try Steven's Bag of Rocks, because I don't really like sticks.
Sticks kind of whatever, you know.
Use some health regen, use some HP to work with, cleanse debuffs.
looks good. Let's see what the Steven set is. Can't make a Steven set because these are
Both weapons.
I'm kind of bringing I'm kind of going in stacked here because I don't know what we're going to be fighting you know what I mean
well I don't know how bad this actually is gonna be
Hmm.
Meow.
They'll find extra items.
You never know dude might find some good shit in there.
Alright. Lock it in. Impossible difficulty.
.
Take a look at what the first
whole.
all right so first up out of the one two three four five six enemies four of them are elites
three of them have three elite badges so you've got speedy damaged sandy depressing static
protected creepy hardy sandy holy shit this is ridiculous all right I'll be
right back one second
All right, well, let's see what we got here.
And we'll take you out right off the bat.
Let's do that.
Holy. He's got so much movement.
Yep.
of
Oh god, I'm so fucking slow.
Help me!
Alright, we get it! First combat on impossible, done!
God, I can't wait to see a boss.
What the- oak.
Oh god, the events are so difficult.
Examine.
It's actually wild.
We do have a mana leech on the board, so we will need to spend all of our mana.
And we have two undying.
Nice cactus helmet, bro.
Okay, let's kill that thing, try and destroy the corpse.
This is where Pope comes in handy so I can destroy corpses that have necromancy.
Actually, I think that's the last one on the board.
I can't reach it.
Oh, but I can bounce off the rock. Hell yeah.
I don't know if I can actually bounce off inanimate objects. Good to know that I can.
Alright, Mimic. Target an allied cat within your line of sight. Cast one of their spells at random for free.
Uh...
Ranged...
Ranged spell.
For healing.
Finder foe is not terrible just so we have more healing options
But I want to find something better
Keep it zero seven five squirrel steamroller barf ball
Gravity slam and courage reach blow kiss
Mali attack that un-mobilizes.
A little battery.
Radiant light fills the surrounding with holy energy and the cat's feeling vigorated by its warm embrace.
All units have three health regen.
Nice.
Alright, let's see how this first fight goes.
He's got depressing, tough, and depressing, so we all have two stats down.
Okay, let's move you forward, BF.
I have to be back here.
Oh, he gave me madness, nice.
It's cute.
Nice. What's he at? 88?
Summoned a Category that also has Double Depressor.
Oh good.
Okay, let's keep doing full moon here.
Nice.
I got to kill this thing.
There we go.
Get my stats back.
Come over here
Holy
All right.
Take face back stab here.
All right, that was the first encounter.
Oh my god, that is a fat fucking leaper.
And we have a deathless little rat.
Oh good.
Spawn of the stick.
Nice, they're actually damaging themselves.
Stash over.
Nice, good kill.
So, over here, uh, blue specks fam.
actually boost backstab twice nice and then everybody's kind of good
can't reset one oh undead rat
of
that them
Rebuke!
Ethereal, game 4, holy shield.
Three shield, heal 2 HP, and brace 1, okay.
Path of the cleric.
Now we take Rally here.
Rally is actually pretty good.
piece symbol. I eat the mound of poop. I got a broken rib and incontinence. So minus
4 HP and when I take damage I piss myself nice
Nice that one's got madness on it
Do-do-do-do.
Oh, and it's undying, of course it is.
Of course it's undying.
Why would it be anything other than undying?
All right, let's come over here, good hit, some of the stick.
Nice.
Okay, can't reach it.
Grab some health.
Ow.
Holy fuck, you've got 28HP.
Stop this.
Oh you gaining all stats up every oh no every time I cast a fucking spell
Okay so I can immobilize it at the very least
there we go so I might have 12 all stats up can't do much else yeah go ahead heal
for one. You're gonna need it.
Um, okay.
An allied cat is down, all stats up too, and heal 8.
Hamptor style.
Do like Hamptor.
Do like Hamptor style.
It didn't run, it spared you, Troyo.
Roxy is lit on fire.
Healing aura.
me.
Take healing aura.
Yep.
the elite gang verse queen hippo i don't know how i'm gonna be able to kill this one
oh god a speedy absorbent shielded hippo oh good
I
Stick get them
Yeah
Oh, he's a mobile nice
Let's go for a backstab here
the
of
All right, go for a hit, break the stick, make a new stick, hit him with a new stick.
When you take damage, spawn a food pickup, your critical hits afflict the mobilized and
weakness too.
Hell yeah.
Alright.
Now it's just a matter of whether or not we're going to the Ponyard or the caves.
I'll be honest.
of these seem fun because the cave the spider is gonna spawn spiderlings with
three elite medals each the boneyard it's debook and yep debooks always there
reminder for 430 thank you we have a sponsor in 30 minutes chat
Is it another waifu game?
It sure is dude.
It sure is.
Oh fuck.
I genuinely don't know which one I hate more.
Let's do junkyard, just try and get Boneyard out of the way.
There's two enemies.
Oh my god.
now
No.
Wow.
Fairness.
No.
Fairness.
No.
of
And then do that, punch, then stick, and then poke them.
and
of
All right, is this sped up?
It is.
Oh flip a coin, when you gain a coin you have a 50% chance to spawn a coin on a random tile
and a 50% chance to gain 2 speed and 2 luck.
Your critical hits deal 100% more damage.
Game 1 luck whenever you make a crit.
That's a critical.
have so much fucking HP in this mode that like you need to take oh god put your arm in the
hole
Ergonpaw, that's fine.
Ergonpaw is just a strength down.
Ow.
Ha!
Nice.
Niiiice!
Now!
Now, they really hate my ranger.
of
Panage is pretty good.
Uh...
Take more intelligence.
Cure a rain of injury.
Scare it, baby.
Scabbed or cut?
Scabs. Give me a callus.
Thank you, man.
Oh fuck!
Oh boy, alright, he's got static shielded and bouncy.
Honestly not the worst combination.
I
Really you're not in range
Alright, come over here.
Nice.
That'll be it.
Yeah, just move yourself forward.
Damn, that's actually a really bad position.
Nice.
No.
Oh.
Gamebird runs away.
all right
try not to miss
of work Jesus how many terms do you get buddy
One XP
Are you never in range
There it is.
Got more speed.
All right, what do you want more intelligence that's not gonna do a whole lot
Just hit harder
Holy that's a thick hosts. That's two thick hosts
Oh.
Alright, the magnifying glass means that they reflect projectiles.
Hell yeah.
Ow!
Fuck me, dude.
of
I
You
That's so much damage taken.
Boneyard on impossible is gonna be fun, isn't it?
Yeah, it's gonna be real fun.
The most fun you've ever, ever seen.
Black belt, 25% chance to block attacks and counter them.
Ooh, give that to my fighter.
Scary baby, inflict fear too on a random enemy.
you have that dummy hats I don't have any hats
chainsaw oh fuck a multi-hit attack with 25% chance to cleave usable once per
battle. Nice. 15 cents.
It's a tough pill to swallow, but I'm going to tell you right now this game is actually
very well balanced.
I'm not looking forward to that thing.
Oh, I'm not looking forward to that thing at all.
Let's go over here.
There we go.
I should use the mana.
I still have a bonus move.
I genuinely have no idea.
I don't.
That's okay. I can still kill you.
Hell yeah.
Keep healing ya.
Alright, let's come over here, full moon, big speck stab, I can only heal for how much
health I have left.
That's fine.
Okay.
There we go, here we go.
Fighters not looking too good.
Not sure why I even came over here, I can't even hurt you.
It's a good thing we brought a cleric, or... man, we would have taken a lot of fucking
damage.
And by taking a lot of damage, I mean this would have been impossible.
Like actually impossible.
Crushinator, the spell only damages Shield.
No.
Glare, no.
Steel Luck, no.
all over shards, fast hands, half of the hunter, spookzert, safety dance, guardian angel.
of
scatter shot
got a do we have
got food poisoning
Let's see how this goes um
So we got shielded tough reactive
Tough lucky static
Pretty brutal. We're gonna want to try and kill the melee dude first
All right.
Let's move the up.
Let's move you over here, melee, break the stick, make a new stick, okay so this thing
over there is actually really good for me.
And just rally my fighter twice.
Okay, I can't attack this one because it's got the scent.
Let's come over here, start working on you.
Oh, holy!
Not there.
Chainsaw plus Chainsaw plus boost backstab, very good combo.
Okay, we got a good backstab here.
Didn't base attack.
I didn't base attack because then I would have killed this and then that would have
and rage this one. You kind of have to be a little careful here. You don't want to just
It's like full on enrage.
In the rally twice.
Alright, we can kill him now.
Big hit.
I
Yeah
Divine gift
Honestly divine gets that two backs I'll be doing a lot of healing
Oh, it's caves that junkyard means nothing.
It's caves in Boneyard, it's when we get our first actual unlock.
Alright, we got a sponsor to get to.
We got a sponsor to get to.
Damn.
like thing is like I have a I have a very good build you know I mean like
nothing game breaking but this is definitely a solid build and it's testing
my ability to use all of my resources you know I can't imagine like what some
of the later bosses are gonna be like on impossible like fucking oh dude the
Creator on max difficulty is gonna be a shit show
Die book is gonna be a shit show that's for certain die because it's gonna be one hell of a shit show
No.
Creator with absorbent is fun.
I'm sure- dude, I have fucking any boss with absorbent.
It's immediately just shit.
Ugh.
What do you even want Dive back to take?
the healer. In a perfect world, the healer takes the aggro because literally all he can
do is heal himself. And he has CPR so fuck it, he might actually end up resing anybody
he ends up downing the future boss and impossible less worried about future bosses because most
of them are countered by spikes.
I'm trying to think of who the worst boss is going to be.
Yeah, I'm not joking on this next fight.
I'm trying to think about who the next, uh, like, which boss is just gonna be the absolute
fucking worst.
Chaos.
Chaos isn't...
Isn't that...
Chaos is not that bad.
I actually, I know.
I know who I know who I am not looking forward to fighting on impossible difficulty.
I have clocked it in.
I have figured it out.
I know the number one boss.
Do you know who it is, Chat?
You know who it is?
That's right, it's caves.
It's caves.
Caves in there.
They're the worst too.
Let's be honest.
Act one is the fucking worst.
Because caves makes it like, caves, it puts infected on everybody.
So if they go down, that's it, they're dead.
And Boneyard is just a shit show.
I'm pretty sure those are the same thing to baby.
Not lab.
Labs.
Labs not even that bad.
It's annoying as fuck, but it's not that bad.
Pill boss.
Yeah.
All right
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First up, age verification, how old are you?
Dude, I feel bad that I have to scroll so far down now to pick my age.
I hate it.
Genuinely the worst.
That's how I know.
Like before, when it told me to like input your age,
what I would do is I would just flick the scroll wheel down
and then just stop it somewhere.
But now like I'll flick the scroll wheel
and I'll stop at my actual age.
That's a problem.
Oh, God, anybody, anybody that anybody whose birth year starts with 19 doesn't matter what
it is.
You're old.
I'm just letting you know now.
If you were born in 19, anything, you're old.
I'm letting you all know in chat.
are all old. Every single one of you. 19 anything. I don't care if it's 1999, you're old.
Alright, let's check this out, let's see what we got here.
All right, next, UI contrast settings, 51 looks good.
Next, headphones or speakers, man, we're talking about old, right, bro, we're talking
about old who has speakers that look like this that is a cassette that looks like a
that looks like a fucking old old boombox who got one of these anymore huh
i still have one hell of a
they're gonna show that speaker icon and literally no one's gonna know what the hell that is
All right, we're loading and compiling some shaders please hold on.
you
You
All right, ultimate, ultimate, we'll be recommended, that looks good.
Welcome to Awakener Trials.
Let's check out the rules first.
You got it.
Even if you feed the absolute chance as long as the respawn device is active.
The pale blight spreads over time and the safe zone gradually shrinks. Wakeners
outside the safe zones continuously lose HP trying to stay inside.
You got it. Look here to start a new trial. I'm in.
Alright, let's try it out. Let's see what we got here.
Shop Unlocks at level 2. Understood. Story is not open yet.
Awakener's level 2. Loadout level 2. We gotta get to level 2.
understood. Alright. There's also a draw. Unlocks at level 2. Event not open yet. Star
wish level 2. Everything is at level 2. Understood. Match found. Alright, we're gaming.
Oculus principal site for sore eyes assault support recon and defender
we said they needed a hype man so here I am I'm a defender sorry I can nearby
abilities game a full-body shield one down actually you perfect looks great
Alright, so we're already we're in a squad of four. Let's do this. I don't know my abilities, but we'll figure them out
I'll handle the land.
I'm the jump master.
Uh, I relinquish that control to Tough Pioneer.
You got it.
I relinquish the control.
I don't want to be responsible.
Okay, sounds good.
Let's do it.
Let's get in there.
Let's check that place out.
Yeah.
Alright, up-drafts exist.
The player glider got up.
Alright, we're going in.
time to figure out how much uh let's figure out what playing
Mugenics for 130 hours did to my aim i'm sure i'm gonna hit everything uh open search for supplies
ammo okay got it uh
hi okay so these are things to interact with i ain't got any of that you gotta find some real stuff
You got a gun I got I got a vehicle power cell. That's kind of like a gun I
Got a 2x
Awakeners can equip supply points and try on spend them an enhancement station. Okay, so a glowy thing important SMG
Okay, I got a gladiator and a campus. That's the campus
Okay, it's bolt action.
You got it.
And then what's this thing?
Okay.
Uh, we gotta make one small change, but I don't know where that binding would be.
It's currently, uh, toggle aim, and I want hold to aim.
how I put away my weapon see if I can figure that out
V nope three three puts it away thank you
open this up
Okay, we're good
Oh, I have a little dash.
I don't go up though.
Double kill.
Been a minute since that first one.
He's there.
Move it up.
Is this a bot lobby?
I think it did say that my first lobby would be filled with mostly bots
so having a lot of bots in the first lobby is going to be normal
so what does my x do?
oh it's a laser beam
They have infinite range.
Feels like it's got long range.
They come pick us up.
I see a purple.
I want the purple in there a body armor that seems useful
all right cool we picked up everything I needed what's this a helmet higher tiers already
equipped okay what's this yeah extended bag suppressor I like that auto equip
stuff I just sort of walk into the building and everything gets equipped
feels nice
Many bots
Reloading
Yeah, I heard it too.
Alright.
I don't mind the semi-auto. It's kinda nice.
Nice. Yeah, just take everything. What do you have?
Jackson SMG try and try an SMG I like SMGs
reloading watch your cover
hang on this is not probably a good time to change combat
ADS hold there we go
beautiful
calculation like lightning
Cool so we got here recover HP or shield
Heal heals more slowly.
Source tonic.
Standard mag.
Smoke grenades.
What does a smoke grenade look like?
Okay, so that's actual low sling.
Nice.
Oh, I hear.
Air drop.
Yooo!
I want that.
Let's run with it.
Now where'd that supply drop go?
Use that supply drop that.
Check the map.
Armonizer.
Hmm.
Oh, what the...
What the hell is this?
okay going this going in oh it's blindness gotcha
nice 3x check that with the 3x here take that off
I like 3x, I don't mind 3x, 3x is good.
There's 21 squads left, how many people are in it, like a single game?
This is wild.
I like that puts little markers where everybody is done.
Alright.
Well they're running out over there.
Go get it.
I want to use my ultimate on something.
This is PUBG for kids.
PUBG with anime.
Not even PUBG, it's really just battle royale, you know.
I'm not letting this airdrop go away.
I'm following this one.
I'm heading towards it.
I see it.
I see it in my mind's eye.
I'm almost there.
No more resin.
Ooh.
skull piercer sniper rifle gen collectors are to retrieve and eliminated
a legendary shield and legendary helmet nice
oh reloading watch your cover that's a rifle i feel it
I feel it.
They seem to be having fun over there.
I should be around bridge
This thing does 180 damage I don't know how much health I have
I imagine it's a hundred a hundred so a body shot is basically almost dead
I can't tell how much travel there is, you know?
half of all squads have been eliminated
half the fools are out already
have bad aim
I
Feel like there's no travel at all. It's just kind of point and click
Ah, you can press 4.
Oh shit.
Seems like the thing is very forgiving.
All the color all the color is gone stage for countdown to begin shovel car
Let's go
Oh, it's got hover car.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, yeah.
I like that they break the window when they get out of the window for the first time.
Small little things like that I like seeing.
Don't worry about me. I'm just fixing myself up
Yo, what's up there?
30 seconds until the pale blight spreads. Time waits for no one.
I like people who are left. There's five squads left.
Not enough fuel.
It's dead. Give me another car.
three
and get the feeling the last two squads are probably inside the pale by
We got ultimate accelerator, emergency shield.
So I'll use my ult on anything.
Where?
Where are they?
5 countdown is about to begin.
2 squads left standing.
Take down the last team and we'll win.
There's 3 people left.
Like lightning!
We're the last three bots
And maybe there is a little bit of travel time a wee bit of travel just a just a smidge
where
get run over
I can't tell how much I need to actually lead them by when I'm at that like kind of distance,
You know?
I did it! I win!
And I'm the MVP, let's go
I did it
Hell yeah
100% win rate haven't lost a game feels good I got a new awakening I like the
design it's cute we prepared a few gifts which give me the hat all right beautiful
I don't have any top up don't have any I gotta view the rest of the store redeem trendy
I love it.
Beautiful.
two
and the next one let's do it
, 10
Yeah, I'll wishlist right now draw I know what I just got
it's
the
death
of a
flat
on the matchmaking in one
under the
Nice.
Cozy.
Dot match found.
No.
as the entity however isolated does not exist alone
let me in
already selected
all right cap boy it is let's do it
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay. Now I should stop open broadcasting. Moncho. Send us in. Where are you taking us,
We're going to the big city all right. Let's do it
Let's go to the big city there
Let's go.
Alright, I think...
...these are gonna have to be real people.
No longer are they bots.
But now...
...real killers.
What's that?
Okay, what's this?
Nice.
I've got layers of protection.
Should be a gun up here.
Nope, nevermind.
Alright, got an assault rifle.
Time for a grand entrance.
Ooh, got a shotgun?
Nice.
Nice
Like shotguns
Stage one countdown is about to begin
Showtime everyone
Ah, I put a little bubble down.
Alright, what do we got in here?
higher tier equipped. Oh, I already got blue. Noted.
You have a tactical extended mag.
Oh God!
Good job, mate.
I missed.
Revive me!
Oh!
Select the respawn point.
Respawning.
Alright, so you get to respawn.
Did I keep any of my gear?
No.
Returning to the battle.
I think I'm able to shoot through the little barrier that I create.
I can just see through it. I don't know if they can also see through it, or if it's just like a one-way see-through.
And a two-way block.
I'm not sure.
I don't think you start with a weapon.
Hold on, I'm reloading.
Shoulder bastard, or...
I can't see through it, understood.
Check this out.
That's all you can really do is just be annoying with it.
Alright, I can move down.
I'm gone.
Don't shoot at me.
I'm gonna do something about it. I'm hitting them.
Hold on. Reloaded.
I'm running into my body. Had almost stuff.
Time for a grand entrance.
Okay, hold on, where you at?
LMG.
I like that.
I'm not blind, the LMG, actually kind of nice, it doesn't kick that as hard as I thought.
LMG actually kind of nice doesn't kick that as hard as you would think it would
Cat
Hold on reload
Okay, that is probably way too fucking many of these.
Oh, I used this.
Yeah! Let's go!
of
the money just secure in the kills
I would promise that this LMG takes nine years to reload.
Why beacons?
Beast Buster Shotgun.
Hold on, I'm reloading.
I like the sound of that.
Another layer of protection.
I'm in, ish.
I like that you can just stay on the top of this thing.
I see it's this location, dear.
What's this?
Supply beacon.
Five seconds, we'll retrieve coordinates.
Side point.
On the right, they activated.
Yep!
Where are we going now?
Where are we at now?
What's this thing?
This thing looks important.
It's like enhancements and stuff.
I think it's enhancements.
enhancement
Everything's 50 and I'm broke
Like a little mosquito from far away.
dishonorable third-partying right there
healing portal
you're dead
wanna go check it out?
that's something we need
portal
brought them back
you know they're there
coming bud
All right, we're just chillin. We're waiting for them
Don't look at my ass
Stop it
I'm pushing forward.
No more this.
That's cheating!
Block the damage!
Okay, I'm safe.
I'm safe.
time waits for no one let's let there be life
awaiting extraction
Damn, got rolled.
Alright, so what did we learn?
What did we learn?
It's simple.
Don't be a dude.
You have 100% loss rate right now.
It's okay.
Also, gotta be careful.
don't walk directly into the town. Cat was in bread. Alright, I'm taking Recon Lady.
there we go holy moley okay I think I can work with this
good game of the year right here I'm in
Give me in.
Clothes are holding on for dear life.
Alright, so we had our first game of real people.
Everything went down the moment we decided to jump in.
We're hot dropping we are hot dropping
I'm not easy to see.
I see him.
Finally I got an angle on him.
Yeah!
No!
Come on!
Yeah, man!
Hello!
Hey, hey, hey, I'm in!
You can't kill me now!
me down. Help me.
Survive.
Reloading
Oh no
We'll heal each other
Yeah
it's unfortunate. Time to respawn. It's okay.
Alright, let's regroup and we'll hit it again.
rooms over there
I've got there's nothing in here there is absolutely nothing in there
We have an SMG.
Probably shouldn't run across that giant open field.
Put my teammates over there and I want to join them.
I can't tell if I actually run any faster with no weapons up. Doesn't look like you do.
Okay, there's no one here.
Okay.
Okay, I like the LMG rear-guard LMG
The flames are awakening. Firestorm ready.
Okay.
Loose band.
I thought I saw someone, like, or heard someone over there.
Yumi.
So what does my ult do?
Who wants to- who- so I'm sure somebody in chat knows what my ult does before I just
Just burning on nothing.
There's a couple of gamers in chat.
I'm re-alert. I'm re-loving it.
Here's a giant smoke area that you can see.
Okay, well, push in the best, we got to move on with us.
the
air drop delivery in progress
stage two countdown is about to begin
there may be
whoa! oh my god
Okay.
Oh man, they weren't kidding when they said the...
They weren't kidding when they said the safe zone's a fair distance away.
Oh my god.
Bye.
See you all later.
that
the
The pale flight is coming.
If you push shift, we can fly.
Nice.
We're flying.
It does use a lot more gas, though, but it helps a lot.
I'm glad to keep you safe.
I
Jump up this
I'm going to a drop spot to see if I can get a revive for
You can sit on top of the car
I
Damn I got I got some heels. Let me tell you I'm keeping jack of this thing
How far
the
Air drop delivery in progress.
Air drop has been delivered.
Resupply can begin.
Barrier in place.
Source fading in 30 seconds.
You wanna get the money, honey?
You'll have to go through me.
Can you shoot through these barriers?
Again.
Man said let me drive, I'm going to give him the car.
I don't trust myself with this driving.
This is much safer.
I say it's much safer.
Little do they know.
Holy.
He's doing it.
Oh, God.
I got you get a long while to go they have a better backpack
Don't think I need five... five hundred sniper rifle rounds.
I like that ammo is not really much of an issue.
So here you go.
Here's infinite ammo.
We got in here.
Shield of piercer?
These games against shield, on hit, or near miss rounds highlighters so they'll let the targets for a short time.
That seems cool.
Cool.
So now I just have that.
Oh, you gotta go.
that
of
I
Talk to that
All right time to turtle
supplies can be of use to us enemy trace is here warning the pale
blight is spreading the pale blight is spreading
What are they shooting at?
I do not know.
I wish them the best.
I wish them a very hit all of your shots.
I think we're going to have to move to the next one.
Let's see where we're headed to next.
Oh nice, we're going to have to move.
Beautiful.
standing only the last two teams remain proceed with caution
stay alert reloading
reloading the pale blade is spreading in 30 seconds we have to get to the safe
I like the spot.
Thanks.
The pale blight is spreading
The sky's raised fire!
That was on me, I thought he wouldn't notice I was going all the way around.
Oh my god, there's so many actually down there.
I found a way to harness this power.
Teleport to bay, teleport to bay, look at her and push E.
Oh my god, that's actually OP as fuck, wait!
Wait...
That's such a crazy ability, you just fucking...
Leave the battlefield.
of
the
death of
They've got us.
Eliminated, no!
Okay.
The eight countdown is about to begin.
It's okay, it's just you, first three other people.
And they know where you are.
You wanna get some ice cream?
You'll have to go through me.
Ha!
I'm gonna go through you, this is tough.
Result is not perfect
They were firing off shots like crazy
Actually did decent amount of damage I'll take it
All right
Jumping the next one
I'm getting a better idea. I
Like the healer being able to like create a teleport, you know
That's actually a pretty cool ult.
I think I want an SMG though.
Check the abilities.
I'm here to light up the world.
Alright, so I kind of already know what you have.
Never mind.
Fought a match.
We're in.
I'm here to light up the world.
I ain't reading.
I
The entity however isolated does not exist alone
Oculus principle entity however isolated does not exist. They said they needed a hype man. So here I am
All right
Let's play
Let's play the cat boy again
We go back to the cat
Now that I understand it, Kat, that's actually pretty good.
Baru not beating the furry allegations. Not trying to.
All right, we're jumping.
Yeah, that was a good that was a good drop. Let me tell you, probably should have waited
A little bit longer.
But we're making our way on over.
Who knows, maybe I'll see a car along the way.
Look at that.
Got ourselves a car.
Let's go.
Contain this situation
Oh so many credits
No shocker.
We got blue armor, ultimate accelerator.
I
of
the
of
the
You can't even hit the car bro.
I hear him.
That was many more than one shot.
Alright, we're good. Oh jeez, that's pretty good. I like it.
What do you have on you?
I'm gonna load onto a body one shot.
Alright, I have 172 credits, and I need like 50 to buy something, I think.
I will say I do like loot just sort of like zipping to my body I don't have to think too
pretty much by the mouse part you just have a little loop vacuum
Let's meet up there.
See, I'm doing my job. I'm just shooting bullets in the general direction of the enemy.
Well, my teammates, you can actually move in.
Gladiator.
I don't know which weapons are actually good, but I do like an SMG.
Getting that car damage in.
Uh, Mulligan, that thing does not expend ammo on a miss.
That's kind of cool.
That's this, after the blue armor.
Graph random.
Helmet.
Quick use alt.
Quick use alt
How far away can I teleport with my ult?
It's like I can teleport.
Oh, I didn't want to do that.
Well.
Hold on, reloading.
The flames grow ravenous firestorm ready
Don't found the car
To bring it in a vehicle pick me up
All right, where are we headed?
Let's go straight for the airdrop.
of
the
one
of
the
I like this one more, it flies.
of
the
Oh, I hear shots.
I think that it actually shows the location.
Got him.
I
Should like that the hover kind of like fixes you like hit like a small bomb, you know
S.M.G. extended mag 3.
I
Got hold on reloading yes much better
Hold on reloading
Let's get it. Come on. Get in the car.
to begin. Recall devices are flooring.
Playtime's over. Time to the series.
Surely no one's taken off that air-drap already.
Surely not.
There's gonna be a good one in there, I feel it.
Legendary shot down.
I keep thinking right click is gonna like cancel it it doesn't
What are you doing?
What is this?
You came out of the sleeping moped.
Alright.
I keep trying to use my ability.
It's not working that well.
Aren't you trying to cancel it?
Alright, so we're two for two, I'm losing with the Catboy.
Well, I go from the very middle to the very edge, I don't know, I'm not the one driving,
I'm just here for the ride, bro.
I'll play the healer.
I'm playing the healer, let's go.
I feel it.
And we got someone playing the defense gap, boy.
Oh, I'm jumping let's do it
You know what a sherd agent feel like they've got this they know what they're doing I feel
like they know what they're doing. Possibly.
They're coming bud.
Keep up.
Can't have my eye on you all the time.
Um...
Send me home.
Oh, I see gold.
Why is my first weapon always a shotgun?
time. Just a little shotgun. Like I know how to use it. And my second weapon is also a shotgun.
And I have two shotguns.
Not sure why I'm looting your body.
You were really running out in the open.
There's an open that.
Shotgun ammo?
Bro, why are there always shotguns but no shotgun ammo?
Why?
Explain this to me.
I just see shotguns everywhere.
DMR.
I'll take that and another shotgun.
400 ammo in my rifle.
10 shots of shotgun.
There's a minor discrepancy.
And we are clear over there.
Charging complete.
Teleportation is now available.
Alright, so now I can make a little heal.
Things get out of hand.
I can go rat it out, run away.
What's that?
Monolith.
of
All right, we're driving on over.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
They like puts armor over the windows, so you can't shoot in.
That's neat.
It's two hours, no check.
If there's always a questionable letting me drive, shh, I know where I'm going.
It's not it doesn't last long enough
It doesn't last long enough dude
It's okay
What have we got?
A sniper rifle.
Like a true sniper rifle.
Another shotgun
Supply beacon
Where did my sniper go?
Wherever they are, they are far away.
Let's contain this situation.
what you got nice I'm stronger now
already received coordinates
I do like the rear guard LMG's.
I do like those.
The sidearm had coordinates, and I guess that's that over there.
All right, I'm ready for teleporting
Proceed to capture the harmonizer
I don't know what a harmonizer is
Where are we even at circle wise circle wise? We're chilling
We're chilling
You just sit back relax
Let everybody come do it
Wasn't here I feel the loot
Oh, yeah, I'm stronger now
Shit
There we go.
This is my home.
This is my home for as far as the eye can see.
It will come to us.
It's all the way over there. We don't have to go over there. We're safe here. Look at
Let me just chill around here.
Hang on.
Open the door through here.
There we go.
Now this is where I want to be.
Perfect.
And look at that.
We're already in the circle again.
We can continue.
We're already in the circle again.
We can continue.
of all squads have been eliminated. Half of the foes have eliminated themselves.
Here I go, and here I am.
Spatial tunnel open, ready to reach the sub-supply.
They're going off on an adventure. How far does my little, like, portal heal actually work?
That's the next question.
Well, they want to go somewhere.
Understood.
they want to leave the safety they want to leave the safety bubble we were in the
bubble of safety but now we move towards danger
I'll be up here watching observing
Did you hear that noise over there?
Hold on, I'm reloading.
Goodly and beautiful.
Another layer of protection.
Anything's over there?
I'm hit, though.
One shot one kill
Hold on I'm reloading where they find them
Environment scan complete we are clear to take a moment's respite. I see nobody
Nice more ammo
I can find like one more there it is one more credit there we go
more credits and head to the credit machine
All right, what we got?
Weapons can fire with an empty magazine.
No.
Weapons, you don't have to spend ammo on a miss.
Sure.
sure
warning the pale light is spreading
beautiful
warning the pale light is spreading
Are you sure yellow because I don't think it is
is
where aware
are people
Sure, cut out.
I got...
Tech to kill.
Not sure what that does, but...
I haven't, man.
Reduces Tech to cool down upon defeating an enemy.
Nice.
They understand.
Alright, we're going back to our little zone of safety.
we're back we're back where we belong
How?
My god.
Ow.
out to begin.
Executing reload.
Enemy spotted.
Executing reload.
position pale blight is spreading in 30 seconds they have to move out of that
position they have to move out of that area so we should be good
I'm taking
that out.
Another layer of protection.
Warning. The pale
light is spreading.
Bungering back mine to the front
So does she just like summon just a bunch of supply drops that's her thing
We're safe here for now.
Found some loot!
Finders keepers!
Every end beautiful.
Stage 7 countdown is about to begin.
Oh my god.
I bet this cool place is filled with cool gadgets.
Nice one.
We should consider ourselves lucky.
Wait.
How'd they get up there?
No one sees me.
No one sees me running across the battlefield.
We are safe.
All right.
We're going to have to talk about the idea.
Uh-oh.
Anomaly detected.
The covering in progress.
Um...
8 countdown is about to begin.
Some team 2 is not standing.
Only one team remains.
They'll find the device with some caution, especially towards the end game.
I saw them!
Over there!
Okay?
only 30 seconds left to go to the save zone
I'll see who wins it
they're all chilling
That's kind of fucked.
Aw, that's fucked, they have to walk through that.
Ouch.
You did.
I'm proud of you dude. Alright.
Well, that is our first look
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I want to thank you all for hanging on out today. Y'all have been awesome and I will uh
I will see you all tomorrow for some more mugenics
So have a nice night everybody. Thanks for hanging out and I'll see y'all tomorrow. Bye. Bye everybody