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All right, so this is the run that we were on last stream before our sponsor.
We're going through the boneyard and we're currently playing on hard and let me tell
you it is a fucking nightmare.
We're playing on impossible difficulty.
Oh, good god.
And to get this party started we have an undying plus four speed plus two damage wear cat elites.
Oh good.
Is that all?
Heh.
Goodie.
he will be able to go beat the shit out of my units on the very first turn.
Oh boy.
God plus four speed plus two damage is... yikes.
All right so I'm gonna give these to full moon because they are going to take damage is just
given. We also have a bunch of elite wisps over here, but I'm genuinely not sure how to deal with that.
Some of them over here.
Tossed a hit at you.
All right.
We need to get this one out quickly.
This is the one that we gotta kill.
Let's move over here.
Craft a stick.
I'm actually gonna go for a back stab here.
Good hit.
Hell yeah.
But it's not dead yet.
that in mind it's not dead yet because it revives to 50% health at the end of the
round
all right
I think of how many kits we actually have on this thing.
Okay, move over here.
Nice. That. Alp.
Alright. So let's go ahead and rally our warrior.
He will not melee attack corpses. Good.
Well, he's back up.
Let's come over here.
Let's give myself a full moon.
Very cool.
Uh, mine range.
One, two, three, one, two, no I'm not.
He is a zombie now so he does have minus two strings, he does lose his two damage
buff at the very least.
Nice.
Alright.
Just over here.
Nice.
And then we're going to poke the body.
Beautiful.
Alright.
Maintain some progress here.
Nice.
Alright.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
progress here. Now that thing's still a mobile so I'm gonna worry about that one. There we
go.
Yeah, we're just gonna grab what we can for healing.
Nice.
We don't really have to...
Yeah, we can just kind of like end it there.
There we go.
And then let's come over here.
Heal you up.
And then we'll rally you.
There we go.
The priest doesn't get really any healing, but that's fine.
Difficulty impossible impossible. I mean it feels like it throwing a lead inflicts poison one and ignores shield
Yeah, I'll take that ember ash
Uh, Deepis.
Nice.
Genuinely, I don't think there's anything, but yeah, I don't think you can lose that.
Oh, good god.
Alright, so this one's feared.
There's a bunch of tombstones.
These two elites are going to be fucking pain brother.
I'm gonna come over here and we're gonna boost backstab them, okay, that's actually not
out of the back
them
kip
come over here nice
see what we got going on here
come over here crack the stick
big hit double big hit
Hell yeah.
Beautiful.
Alright.
Now we gotta take out the spooky.
Probably the best way to actually do that.
Let's go here.
He's not even in range, guess he did chainsaw and let's actually give you that for healing.
Okay, good shit, finish him off, all right, you can kill this.
Beautiful.
Ah, there are Elvis.
I just don't use them.
Paul Breaker.
No.
Juiced.
No.
Enraged.
No.
Tumble.
Yeah
Guess I'll take tumble
Pawbreakers really not very good, although I haven't seen the plus version
Maybe like the plus version is actually usable.
Iron Jaws, very good.
Counter-attack melee attackers are the bite that deals 3 damage with life steal.
I'm actually gonna give that to the priest, that way the priest can actually counter melee.
Drink the liquid!
I got a plus one speed, let's go!
Alright, let's see how our first...
Mama Maggot is actually gonna be pretty rough.
Momma maggot plus thorns shielded and protected.
And there's two burphers immediately.
These burphers are a problem.
But I think the ranger can deal with those.
Yeah, there we go.
Perfect.
That one's immobilized.
I
Was come back here
God I love Ranger
Man
Let's go over here.
Okay, let's make a stick, let's go for a backstab, oh yeah, mama maggot is dead.
It's gonna rally you.
Nice.
Then you come over here, kill that one.
Come over here.
I'll boost backstab once, secure that kill.
Vent to attack that one, press the wrong button.
CPR plus Rally plus
plus.
Find gifts.
Guess I'll take Holy Dash plus.
All right, what we got here you know what's a play?
Fly larva, bullseye, flea shot plus scatter shot plus scatter shot plus is just so much
better just because it makes it so you can't hit your allies.
All right, what we got here, kinetic spikes, creepy, static spikes protected, evolving.
All right.
Looks somewhat decent here.
Let's come over here.
I'll miss, damn.
I'll attract.
Yeah.
Poke ya.
Go for a big hit.
Nice.
Oh fire fire all over the place
There's anything I've learned about flying on impossible difficulty?
You definitely want to have, like...
You want to have a lot of HP to work with.
You know?
Like you want a lot of health to end up working with here
Hey, I can't eat food
Oh
Bunch of H3 there we go
Someone tell me this basically cat x comm is that true? Yes
Oh, damn full moon plus is actually kind of good
Full moon plus gives us a lot more like spread out healing
because it's normally one stack of life steal it being two stacks means you
just like cast it once
Cat hide mask.
I inspect the graves.
That should make the next battle easier.
Ooh, are we gonna get an ambush?
No, but it started with one dead cat.
Actually, this is a really easy combat. Oh my god.
Zombie cat immune to stuns, plus four speed, spawns a fly swarm when it dies.
when it hits it's uh when hit it bounce itself in the attacker part sandy speed up
fuck yeah dude
And then we'll do lob shop terrain.
There we go.
This has been a really nice easy combat, feels nice.
Bye bye.
There it is.
There it is.
Alright, we got Pope Plus.
We got Stick Plus.
I'm gonna take Pope Plus.
so we can deal with like undying enemies.
Timstone, plus six armor minus two speed,
your basic attack has plus two knockback
and 10% chance of stun.
Nice.
Genuinely, you can take that.
loop the rocks you got rocks big
all right let's see what this is gonna look like
Oh goodie
Hang on
You know what's up Slurdy, how you doing dude did you end up
Finishing that run like did you make it to mother?
I assume you did. I want to know how that went. I saw your first like attempt to bloat.
He won? Hell yeah. Dude, my first time going to the end it was a shit show. All that was
left was just a tank. Because I had like all melee fighters. So hey everybody, joining
welcome everybody we're playing some eugenics but we have unlocked impossible
difficulty so there's normal then hard then crazy and now impossible and what
is impossible do what's the big difference bosses have three modifiers to
them so we got reactive spikes every time I hit the boss I'm just gonna take
damage he takes less damage and when I hit him bounces itself and the attacker
apart meaning I can't just keep them in a corner
Add the quest text. Oh, yeah, true
Good, I don't know how to actually deal with the boat
All right, let's come over here.
Hell yeah.
All right, he's immobilized.
it now as a mobile is gone so here's what we're gonna do I come over here we're
going to tumble this way please jump backwards fuck all right well
all right we're coming over here then
Alright, we can come over here, attack that.
We have to take out this.
Let's come over here, pick up the Spooky, then we'll divine gifts, Thornbrough, Venombrough
should hit no matter what because if he back flips to the right, I'll still hit.
back flips up nice beautiful and then I might be able to just venom barrage again
might be better yeah she's gonna keep venom barraging now he's a mobile oh by
the way the list that he spawns also have three elite buffs as well and they
They all mimic whatever the fuck he had.
Just in case you were curious.
Okay, I'm in there.
of
I think we can kill him though. I could be wrong. I'll have a back stab sadly.
much mana do I have I have enough okay so I can give myself a full moon here
We can hit him with a nail.
Nice, get hit, and then...
Chain saw.
Got him.
Solid.
Skullcrack plus.
Yeah.
Feeds can now learn first strike. Bag of bags has been unlocked. Throw a trash bag on an
adjacent tile. Nice. Oh yeah. Yo look at that. See the spooky icon? So top middle. Two slashes
and a circle look at that that is that is fully completed graveyard with beef
that's what we're working on baby that's that's what we're working on
Oh, what else did I get?
I got a cat rib.
It's whatever.
Alright, now throbbing domain.
There's also an icon for a solo run.
There's an icon for a solo run, as well.
get to do it on any I assume any difficulty will work for the solo run
oh fuck me
at least these guys are not elites that's that's the good part here
We need to heal our Ranger.
right here nice he gave himself confusion
Some over here.
Big fucking hits.
Some over here.
have to stay. Kind of forgot about the bullet reflection. That's on me. It's okay, we can
and administer CPR.
Oh god.
Okay, we're gonna boost back stab twice.
Continue to do fucking range attacks.
Like a dumbass.
Oh my god, my ranger's at 1 HP.
Okay, please stop doing fucking range attacks.
Really is that simple
So now you're confused love that
Well, giving that madness isn't going to do a whole lot, but...
Yikes, indeed!
nice that's a good hit there
Okay.
Alright.
Fuck yeah.
love confusion it's my favorite
yeah that one dies on its turn so I'm gonna worry about it now
let's kill you
okay
Don't confuse yourself, oh yeah.
Alright, this is gonna be the scary one.
Please don't hit yourself in confusion.
Fuck.
Stick.
There you go.
At least you can do that.
All right, we just have a couple more hits, we'll just heal you.
damn it please don't kill my ranger
oh my god he ran away
Allies have uncapped HP. That's gonna be huge if we can get real healing.
Give you a snack. You can heal up a little bit.
Give you the cat food, give you you old ball of bandages.
Still boggles my mind that Barrier is playing with non-7s cat.
They are 7s.
They start with 7, if you'll notice.
Nice, they got plus 1 nut.
Yeah, that's the plan, Jackus.
Oh, good god.
Anything that contacts or attacks this gets tarred 3.
We also have two elite throbbing servants that are going to spawn elite maggots.
Jai-niyaha.
Eat the snack.
Well, hopefully they don't break my shit.
We gotta kill these first.
The only thing is I don't know how we're gonna get there.
I
Nice that's a big one so we really don't want elite maggots all over the fucking place
up a little bit oh good they are splitting out of control that's what I like to see
uh-oh
Tower defense is kind of fucking me a little bit.
Yeah, this is fine.
I'm just gonna stick and then hook.
this is fine this is this is stop
I might lose my rogue.
of
the tower defense
of
Oh good the maggots have three as well
Well, this is not looking good
Well, I'm going to do a divine gift.
Let's just up the combat speed a little bit.
All right, go get it
I'm gonna kill you.
Uh huh.
So, let's just...
I might need to use a Mulligan on this round.
I need the Mulligan
Surely there's an end to them.
Get in there one turn at the time, baby
maybe
Hmm.
Honestly this is a good screen cap of, I unlocked impossible difficulty.
Here's what you can look forward to.
Alright. We're slowly making our way towards the Hunter, so let's destroy the body, move
one step forward divine gift the hunter or the the warrior is holding his own
mm-hmm
I will say, our exhaustion starts to set in, oh good.
of
Okay, let's kill that body. Move forward here.
Soothe and glow doesn't even do anything
I'm gonna have to get a warning from Steven
You son of a bitch
You're doing it again
Cheating!
It's age coming!
Look everyone's getting likes to cheat!
Girl?
It's hard to see from the side.
What is this thing we're getting? Cheat!
Okay, that's enough punishment.
This is your warning.
Any more cheating than I come and kill you
is per usual.
Alright.
Alright.
Let's uh...
let's focus down the stem cells how's about how's about that let's let's hard
focus the stem cells down
Hey look at that
Holy moly. Wow. Crazy how that works, eh?
All right, let's go back down to 2x speed.
All right.
Now we need to kill these guys.
Oh, they hit the wrong setting.
Max status is 7 before collapse.
Oh Jesus.
Yeah, that'll do.
That'll do big.
That'll do.
Honestly, I could have recovered from the last one if I just get my Ranger to literally
a shot one singular time. That's all that needed to happen. But I'm pretty sure he took
an intelligence down and that's why he's not able to do what he needs to do.
Wow.
Got him.
Oh, yeah, you did it!
Did the bar do a Steven save scum?
Yeah, I did one of them.
Take critical plus.
It's over.
You got... you... Khorus californesis.
Good.
Love it.
Alright, let's... let's see what we got here.
8 speed kinetic spikes that's actually not even that's basically nothing
Oh, what's a little dips that he spawns that's a different fucking story
All the ads are gonna have eight speed and kinetic spikes. Oh good
I'm sure that'll that that won't come back to bite me in the ass I
I just realized the fucking brabbing king has 736 HP.
Holy fuck.
Good.
God.
of
the
of
there we go
Oh
My gift
I
Hear a way
Oh god it begins the clotting
We got to move over here.
of
the
All right
The good news is I scale faster than his hp
All right
Yeah, we got to heal the rogue get a hit then with a stick crack the new stick hit them
So many pokes
I
Never go
All right
you have confusion anymore? no. you're finally done being confused.
yet somehow with all these stats, uh, these... how it's because of the fucking slow.
All right, so now this should give you a lot of HP back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
A hundred and...
A hundred and eleven HP.
Alright, so now he's got...
Uh, drains all unused mana when they end their turn and deals damage to them equals to the
mana drained.
Fire Emul, he's a trail- okay, so the fire emul means whatever because, yeah.
I will say it's going to be annoying as fuck to try and kill him.
So
And he's gonna summon a bunch of plots. Oh, Jesus now
Not the clotting
Dang it
I
I
Huge fucking massive hit there
I'm just going to try and stat up my warrior.
Alright, come over here.
Big hits!
and
It's got enough mana to scatter shot up around
I
There's gonna keep trying to get some stats up here
We can get that Bruce a little bit more will be good
There we go big hits
He's slowly dying on Ironically the clocks are actually helping
It's helping me get rid of that barrier and like take little pot shots at him.
Oh, he's a mobile.
Nice.
He actually, he can't move when he's a mobile, that's actually fucking same.
Oh yeah!
Yo.
They should run.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, some enemies actually can move while a mobile ruler.
Lose one intelligence every time you take damage.
If you have 4 or less intelligence, game 2 strength and your basic attack inflicts
bruise at 0 intelligence gain 100% crit chance.
Neat.
Our defense plus
Steven has been on lives. Oh
Shit your explosions are much bigger and you have explosion immunity
I can't. I need you for Gilatina. I need you for Gilatina.
fuck
Alright, we got an ad plant, we'll let that ad run through
and then we're gonna get into it
Actually, you know what? I'll do sorting while the ads are playing
Oh yeah, we might get the Steven set now.
I wonder how Catrim works.
Armory key? Yes.
Spawns at level 1. Does that mean I'll be able to...
You can't come back at level 0 with a kitten in all skills.
Does that mean I can send them on another adventure?
Yes.
Very cool.
Do they keep all their mutations as well?
That's the big one.
Do they get to keep all their mutations?
Yes. Okay, we're gonna need that.
I
Try it you
So let's go to...
Daggir.
There.
Yes.
I've got two days until...
I've got two days until...
I've got two days until...
Uh, do me?
Telka, yeah we'll keep you.
Colette, yeah I can keep you.
Missed a gray?
Yep.
Santa?
Ehhhhh, I live on the East Sea than I want to be.
Okay.
Uh, beverage. Do I want to keep you?
To kill a...
Mons, your Smith.
Sure.
I think I'm going to do this, but, smile?
Yeah, I'll keep smile.
Pull that?
Yeah, I'll keep you.
I'm
I'm
I'm
Anyone?
But in the tadpole aquarium
I don't know.
Is that just for appeal?
Okay.
Mm-hmm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
If I can get some...
I need another room.
I need another room!
I can't hoard all my shit.
Actually, what I really need is just high level furniture.
I have so much like garbo furniture right now.
Alright, let's see what we're doing in here.
Send you the baby jack.
Alright.
Alright.
Let's try to do a solo.
All right, let's try to do a solo Ranger run
Alright, go get him big boy, I believe in you.
What do you want for a solo run?
Also, let's see what the Steven set is.
Your name is now Steven.
Hello Steven.
Huge set bonus, dude.
Huge set bonus.
I'm not doing impossible.
You got Brood Mother.
So actually double...
spawners here actually could be really nice with brood
All right, let's log it in
Yeah, solo colorless is gonna be real fun.
Yo, red knight, thanks for saving me for that, Vassler, thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Again.
Ah, unsure yet, Dolph.
Unsure yet.
Pick tactical retreat.
Kilo at Katnip's gonna be nice.
Open the skull.
What's inside?
I'm hoping we get at least one extra cat.
Damn.
Nice.
Come on.
Just throw the boxes.
Bro.
Okay.
Okay.
4 healing consumables and a full water bottle out of here inventory you can use consumables
on allies to our plus 2 food theme battle.
Charming.
Pick Bullseye.
Your range attacks, never miss.
Beautiful.
Never miss, heavy shot.
splintered crown
It's kind of neat
No, thanks. I never grabbed anything from him
So I'm actually gonna back away
heavy shot heavy shot regular shot
We definitely want high speed because we always want to go first, you know.
Nice, killed the two elites.
Just me and my 70 stacks of slow.
Bye bye.
Grab penny.
I was the only one cat, apparently there's an unlock for doing a solo run.
possibly. I don't need Sentry Mode. Take Halo Nails. Yeah, what's up, Bonnie?
Mm-hmm.
Heavy shot plus.
Hailing nails plus.
Probably take hailing nails plus.
Doesn't mobilize is very important.
Loot the cats.
Nice.
This I take bullseye blasts.
Okay good this is the boss we wanted to see
Oh
There we go
Yeah, I missed a Patrick, I ain't even the Prime.
We're not going to go Boneyard for obvious reasons.
How far does a solo cat need to go?
Uh, beat Act 1.
So I have to kill Proving King as a solo ranger.
of
Oh, rubber arrows.
The thing is, I already have rubber arrows.
And I kind of need to keep Broodmother, so that way I'm spawning late.
I'll stick for another boss.
Drink the suspicious liquid.
Nice. I'm particularly ready for the next battle.
of
Oh
Little dip
Rain hat
I got food poisoning. Nooo!
Bret King!
is there any way to uncurse a cat?
Not really, no.
Just their curse, their curse.
Rat hat.
I want to see what the rat set is.
Oh, I didn't mean to click the lock there.
of
a
I
Don't have any money
They're not going to move out of there.
Okay, so, Halo Nails does not actually chain, sadly.
Sadly it has no chaining.
Take a dex every time.
No!
Hell yeah, I found money.
All right, Boris
Blubblub
of
All right, this is the scary area
up here. Let's hope for no bad spider spawns that just leave me in an infinite loop of
Getting wet.
I'm gonna be a little annoying.
Sneak by the trap.
You did it.
You got past the mouse trap.
This one's going to be actually a little annoying.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
of
he's getting stronger never get no killing resource mana passive I can only have two
two passives. I'll follow the rabbit. I got eight coins. Oh yeah. Alright, here's our
boss. I guess this is an easy boss.
yep
go get them friends
It's not going to restore full HP.
No.
and
Let's get some charisma because we currently have very low.
have another Dix.
These 11 HP maggots,
they're gonna be very crucial for dealing with the spider boss.
of
When I wanted to upgrade Halo Nails for the Immobilize...
You're having another charisma.
Fuck you, mean.
Scabs, give me another callus.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh god.
Yeah, as well as afraid of.
I'm gonna go get him.
There we go.
I
Open it
Hell yeah, plus one charisma
All right, see what we got here.
We got ads playing, so I'm going to let the ads play, I'm going to go refill my water
real quick.
I'm going to go refill my water while the ads play.
Have you laid your hands on me?
Gonna ride that around you?
Don't be afraid, moving closer down in this
cave's roller coaster.
Into my way.
Into my way.
I've got more parabytes to seek out and find you
Here in the dark, I can see you fearing your way
A stench will guide you through to your demise
To your demise
Selfie forever, feel like the snow go,
But getting loose ends the stroke down.
I've run too long for the life of a mummy.
Now your elbows suck my lungs,
Knocking on your toes.
Once you aren't drunk,
My two things will piece you,
And we'll be fast,
But not painless one last gas
As you fade to a crystal in the air
A crystal in the air
A crystal in the air
I'll back
Delicious.
All right, so now we put a mobilize
get it
Give it
of
I can't hit him.
i can't see you feeling your way the stench will guide you wrong, to know what you're
Okay.
Okay.
Now I'm still stuck.
still stuck trick shot okay take more bits all if you'll if you'll notice take
Take a look, it's hard to see, but if you look at it in the bottom right of the spider
icon, it's very difficult to see, there is a check mark.
Which means you do need to do a solo run of every boss on every cat.
Oh, fuck me, dude.
Bruh.
need I don't know I don't know if I should I wonder what what else can go on
this little score sheet hmm what else can go on that score sheet
Okay, that one dies on its turn
The old hail and nails value.
More dexterity.
fire everywhere
Yeah, Hela Nails is definitely the right play.
That dies on its turn.
There's another hail of nails right here.
You'll get him.
Not even doing solo runs on a tank.
That's just called spam thorns.
Make yourself a giant porcupine.
Tank rock build will work as well. Yeah.
There's multiple ways you can honestly tank.
There's a few, though, that I'm like, how the fuck are you gonna ever do a solo run?
Like, psychic.
Bruh.
Haha.
How- who is ever going to be able to accomplish a fucking...
psychic solo?
Solo Priest? Priest actually does have quite a few builds that can get pretty ridiculous.
So I could use easy ping as OP as fuck. Good to know.
Spread out? I think I can do that one, buddy. It's just me.
the
more than one of the five
We're all expecting to kiss the rain
Stancing on his throne
Lapping out how he made it his own
Stuck on you and stuck on me
Doesn't care if you don't like me
He's born to wear the crown
He's so much more important than money
the
Oh
Ouch
There we go
All right, Lutom.
No.
I ignore.
Alright, so now we have a check mark on the uh...
We have a check mark on the throbbing king now.
So Ranger has to solo...
Every.
Every boss.
Fuck me.
There's a check mark for him.
How the fuck do you solo graveyard?
Damn.
There's a check mark for him.
How the fuck do you solo graveyard?
That is an excellent question.
I am now, I am now looking for next questions.
When I saw a boneyard, the boss instantly un-possessed.
Oh, does, uh, Debuck not
Possess you if you're the only cat
What is my head doing?
Get out of here!
Alright.
Doop-de-doop.
Oh
That for some health region that for some feel of giant
All right, let's do it.
may as well grab these. Alright, so now we've let Pyrofina win, we let Zaratana win, which
Honestly might not be that bad.
Nice.
Shush.
Mm, mm.
Mm, mm.
Now!
I
Jesus why
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Big hits.
There we go.
Holy fuck!
A ranger with a holy hat is something else.
Fucking 56 healing.
I'm trying to make sure everybody's got tons of health to survive the mass AoE bullshit
that they're gonna be doing to each other.
Are you confused?
Yes, you are still confused.
It's okay though
Come over here
Howdy enough for you
another bruise
poke him
now
I can never fucking backstab you
ah
Thanks, man
Dragons are fighting and you need to pick a side.
over here.
So much fire going on.
Alright, you can go for a backstab, hit you with a stick, craft a new stick, hit you with
stick and then poke and poke and poke and poke and poke and poke and poke and poke and poke and poke
Earth has been unlocked.
Man, you look lightheaded.
Maybe you should sit down.
All this video game playing is really doing a number on me if that's a screenshot.
That's a... that's a post for later.
What I mean is you look like shit, all sweaty, flabby, and generally weird.
You are ugly and no one likes you.
Haha!
Oh, also you unlocked Crazy Mode on this act.
Nice.
Now we need to beat Act 2 on Crazy so we can start summoning the bosses.
Also it's time to resummon Gilatina.
Frank to Frank to Frank to Frank
All right, buddy, re-sementina.
All right, so here's how unlocking difficulty, here's how unlocking difficulty works.
Once you play through normal, you fight the three bosses and that will unlock hard mode.
Once you're in hard mode, you can then re-summon each of the bosses, and once you've killed
all three, guess what happens?
That's right, you unlock crazy.
Then you have to do a run on crazy, then you can re-summon the bosses, and that'll
unlock impossible.
Now we're in the process of unlocking and killing impossible Gilettina 3.
Should be the final
So you have to kill one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve
Twenty-four thirty six bosses
Thirty-six house defenses is how many you're gonna have to do I'm assuming you don't fuck up any of them
That's a lot.
Do you do it in order like Act 1, 2, 3 then go back to hard?
So here's my methodology, right?
The first goal was to unlock impossible in a single act because you can only summon one
boss at a time.
So we're just getting all the guillotine of summons out of the way.
And now we're going to start working on, we're going to do a run on crazy for act two.
And then we're going to work on guillotine of summons.
So we're just going to kind of like work our way down as things go.
Is it GG on a save file if you fail a house defense?
No, you just lose the cats.
Black box.
Daddy long legs.
Tissues.
I
Alright slut we keeping you. Oh hell yeah, we are
there. Uh, spleef. Oh no, hunter abilities are offered when you level up. Damn. What
a birth defect. I'll take you. Oh, playa died. Neapolitan? Nah, HP too low.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Chad?
Bipolar Disorder.
start each battle with either plus five intelligence plus five charisma and
plus five speed or all stats down to love that
it's a tinky-goo you know I'm starting to think this whole extortion thing is
just an excuse for you to talk to me. I got this theory. Everyone I know either wants to
be me or be inside me. Not sure which one of those you are yet. Maybe both? Jealous much?
Here, take the money, but this is the last time. In fact, this is not the last time.
Gila Tina is coming back for ya.
Alright, what do we got here?
Inky!
I
Maggie
Junk
You can take you
Trouble!
Oop!
Monfort Smith!
Death you go!
To death.
uh...
moose for
you can't look at you, you can't keep you
let me go
meeple, you gotta keep you
Okay, well, baby Jack you go
What do you get?
It's a baby jack.
Oh, you're dead.
Spleef?
Sure.
Falco.
to baby jack collin and then collin braxton your bed
baby jack wobbly cat syndrome
Oh shit, you got tech 2.0, which is actually really nice.
Alright, that's it.
Alright.
So now, current quest is Act 2 on Crazy.
Let's see here, you've got tech 2.0, so I'll just go ahead and make you a tinkerer, let's
just get that out of the way.
We're going act 2, probably go alien crater.
Is there anybody that hasn't done the rift yet?
The monk?
The necromancer?
a Necromancer are the only ones that just haven't done the Rift, like at all.
So Meeple, you'll be a... you'll be a monk.
Thank you, Necromancer, and bring our Humble Carry Ranger.
Alright.
Oh, we also have unidentified pills.
Can you inflict the debuff to an enemy and inflict that same debuff onto another random
enemy?
Okay.
So, I'm actually...
What if I give you leech... leech brood?
Are you literally just leech everything?
There's a whole bunch of leeches for you.
You don't really have much in the way of hats.
Cobra style, when an enemy moves adjacent top form a weak melee attack, unbridled hits
weak melee attack that hits an extra time for each empty armor slot you have.
All right you're going in naked marked and thorn arrows your basic attack spawn
brambles
We don't have much in the way of hats.
Yeah, we have like no hats. We have shits under glasses though.
interesting. Interesting build for the technician here. Very interesting build. Just a whole
lot of armor. Just a ton of fucking armor. So we've got unidentified pills, which makes
the game harder. I'm not sure how. It's gonna make it harder. We got calluses, and then
We got Tombstone. We also have Steven for Big Explosions.
This is going to be definitely the most build of all time, let me tell you.
Not the hard pill, that shit's actually evil.
Well, let's see how much harder it makes it.
Where are these check marks that Jet speaks of?
If you hover over this little tag here, if you squint your eyes and look real hard, you'll
notice that there is in fact a check mark under the spider and the throbbing king.
means that you need to solo every boss with every class.
Wow.
Okay.
So my attacks are a little large.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Nice.
Fire and magic blasts in a unit within five tiles requires one line of sight.
Oh shit.
That's actually kinda cool.
If you're not wearing any armor, you can cast that every turn.
I
They'll get a deathbot.
I'll do unbridled hits here.
sure it's giving you the real load
of
this
There we go.
Mark you.
No, I don't build a nuke.
Just wanna test the coil, no, craft a weapon.
Deal damage to all units.
The closer the unit is to you, the more damage it takes.
I'm really worried that if I build a nuke, it's literally gonna hit the whole fucking
map and not in a good way.
Hey, trash bags everywhere.
All right, guy, what do you got?
Uh, static speedy and extra damage.
You got it, buddy.
of
I even spawned over him.
Toxic waste.
Nice.
One, two, three, four.
Nice.
Nice.
Ow, fuck me.
There goes our Monk.
and we're about to lose
that fuck me
Well, this is fine.
What if I take bomb shot here?
Don't take Steve it on to you.
Nice.
The biggest stink.
No.
We're not that good.
Look at that!
We're winning, boys!
Wow, this is actually awful.
Loot it.
Got a rat necklace.
Alright, so we're going to take damage, that's cool.
and you reflect projectiles that's cool that's cool
I
Just got madness
Nice, I healed him for 10, that's actually huge.
Okay, so he's stunned.
That's all I can really do here.
So I can't throw my weapon at him.
Ah, but it's hard to spin my mana.
No!
Broken leg!
And then...
Oh, fuck.
Oh god, I'm gonna go over here, oh
Goodbye cruel world
Okay
You have to kill the boss so like if a bill if a run goes to shit you're just like you say alright well
I'm gonna send it the best I can
I saw the whole thing get covered in pee pee and poo-poos I just unlocked tinker
and have you ever had a good one they're pretty bad you lost the pill huh
whatever I needed anyway and don't you go spreading any rumors about me either
all I need is for the few remaining women around here to find out that the
Most eligible bachelor in town is Poppin' Truck Stop, Vitamin V.
So keep your back out, shit.
I'm watching you.
Frosty.
Oh
Mimsy
Miss bubble
Pookey
My photo no
Indy? Yeah, we'll keep Indy.
Indy, you actually have some really good stats.
You could potentially be my new breed bull.
Gallonar can't eat food.
good stats but he's gay
aw fuck you're right, he is gay
dang it
all these gay cats
holy shit you're good
willow tree
a tax against your face countless backstabs of fuck now
Hey, we got another locker
Buggy bee.
Uh, bobo.
They don't keep you.
I'm sure how long we've had that dead cat in there.
All right, let's do some runs.
Holy shit, 10 strength, 10 intelligence with superstition.
Take a deck.
Biff.
What is this emote, Sumo?
more trash love it
Alright, let's see what we got here.
So we need to just keep going to the Boneyard until we basically have everybody done with
the Boneyard.
So pretty much everyone still has to go to the Boneyard.
I have two people with carry-in chat.
Let's try and get the tinkerer through your boneyard, we'll get Druid through boneyard,
we'll get Butcher through boneyard, and we'll get Necromancer through boneyard, all right,
what you got?
Inside squad, your controllable familiars gain self-destruct as a bonus ability.
Also, you consume a squirrel.
Nice!
That's actually really good.
Is that mouth mutation shit for druids?
That it is.
Means you can't use your basic.
We actually need to breed out of this mouth mutation.
We really gotta, we gotta pay more attention to that.
Uh, Confrontational, when you take damage, trample one tile towards the source of the damage.
And Tromp. Trample over one tile. If you trample over a unit, you inflict bruise on that unit and yourself.
Blood Geyser. Superstition.
Ingenuity. Second Wind.
Alright.
Ever get the pieces for the rat set?
I almost had them, and then died.
Scorched earth.
Your earth and element spells are minus one mana.
That's kind of cool.
Give you the Steven's Gristle.
That'll be kind of like our carry item.
Give me the jaw.
We don't really have a whole lot here.
Yeah, hi charisma, though, or whatever that's worth.
the amount of leeches that we're gonna have.
Alright, let's do it.
It's all good, Ruxy. You get the hang of it, my man. You'll get the hang of it.
of
Fuck the bird!
That's funny.
I
of
Now, over here, toss that at him, uh, second win, create a new weapon, spit on him, move
away.
Oh boy.
Throw egg.
Well, it's snowing.
You
Yeah
I think it's two turns for that egg to hatch.
What the fuck?
Brother Han got time for that.
Nice.
Good job.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Oh my god, it's a turtle.
He can only move one space!
Bro!
Oh, god!
I'm gonna assume I don't get to keep him forever.
Is this game fun even if I'm stupid?
Yes.
can actually be really good. Jump over the river. Well, yeah.
All right Magnus, you got damage crit and shield, how lovely.
Oh no, no, no.
Big hits.
All right, let's jump over here grab this pick up make a log
second wins hit him with a log throw the log at him
hell yeah
I'm actually kind of curious how Sentry mode is going to work on a Necromance here.
Oh wait, that's actually a different ability than I thought it was.
Yeah, y'all got enough sparkles.
Just asking for a friend.
Nice.
Sick.
Nice.
Sick.
I
Craft something the biggest of sticks
Is this a ranger free run?
Yep.
Shitscrap actually could be huge.
I'll put that on you.
I examine the darkness.
I got six coins.
Holy fuck.
Mega Tom Tom.
Goddamn
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
It's a junk pa- oh my god, okay, well, I have fucked this build.
I thought that was something else.
No way I should've maybe lived that.
It's fine.
Yep, that's not what I wanted to do
Holy fuck
Well that bag of rocks is really good
I'll be happy if I can get out of act one.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
Examine the trap.
Got a snack.
Mini me!
Go get it, mini-me.
Nice.
of
the
I'm not sure if I can do that, but I can do that.
Oh my god.
Fucking stupid ass squirrel.
What did you do that for?
now
now
get him
of
the
and
mega minions
still do I do I try and take this to
boneyard because honestly all they need
to do is clear boneyard
if mega minions works with mini me it
does so the first squirrel I spawned will
be a champion nice so many leeches
Oh, they're mine, they won't be.
No.
I like that all it does is shed it's fucking armor and die. It's beautiful
It's close to death
Nice, we actually get a Grussel kill, and then I'll come over here, very nice.
I'm gonna leech onto you, because you won't be able to do much here in a second.
Alright, toss your weapon, because that's not gonna do anything.
the
Mega Squirrel.
And not so Mega Squirrel.
Who did it?
You have trample.
Trample damage now has cleave.
Wow, this is all fucking terrible.
Get some luck and a full heal, I guess.
Examine the container.
You got a bomb.
Cute.
Okay, not a bad combat.
Alright, so we're going to do a carrying shot, plus a gristle.
Let's put that on you.
Yeah, that's gonna run away in fear.
Yeah, yeah
fucking cornered itself in good job
Okay, so that one dies
And then kill that one, that one gets leached
My squirrel, no!
Alright.
Well, you're just so fucking useless.
Granted, I didn't really take a whole lot.
That would have helped with that, but...
...it's whatever.
I'm sure you'll never be able to use it.
Let's you take extra thorns.
Alright.
B-20 on the butcher will make the hook crit.
Yeah, probably better than Brace on kill.
Oh boy.
of
race stun immunity
static
kill it
of
Okay, that's the way I wanted to go about that, but alright.
Just keep leeching the boss.
There we go.
That'll help.
Let's get out of the water.
You can get in the water.
And we got nine leeches.
Still can't do anything with you.
You can't with you though.
all right craft a weapon it's a pogo stick fog
go get it
All right, let's do full moon here, okay, we're killing it.
13 leeches so the idea here is kind of like leeches sort of scale
That's the whole plan, it's just kind of let the leeches scale up.
May as well give you some more health.
Does a tech cat do anything besides exist?
Excellent question.
So we lose all of our mana so we have to spend everything which that's fine.
That's a little awkward for you
Now that's a lot of crypts brother
Get over here.
Nice.
Nice.
He have one health.
Shouldn't have moved there.
That might not matter.
Wait, why did he just...
What?
Well, it's not like you were doing anything anyway.
Oh right, Gristle, there's no bodies.
Heels heal for two extra.
wow hey and we got someone with a never stone let's go
tinker is never getting that check mark it isn't all right we're losing all of
our mana again
get over here
get over here
some of the
some of the frog
some of the snake
elk form
and help form let's me actually use my basic
slipped to the fence
and damage
you got fire damage and protected you got speed tar and bouncy
some
got that thing was fucking horrifying
Nice, he got the All Stats up for killing the bird.
of
the
come over here carry and shot and leeches
of the
Good shit.
Alright, so they're kind of just damaging themselves.
You just sit over here and poop yourself into a corner, I guess.
Take the wall of food.
You need some healing.
All right, that dies on its turn
There we go
in that
Stuff there
No, my butcher
Oh, fuck me.
Summon a skeleton from a body.
Yeah, that's fucking useless.
step. Alright, we're heading home. Alright, that was uh, that was not the play. The tinkerer
I'm doing literally nothing.
It's fucking awful.
Biffin' Babs.
I can bring you, I guess.
of
Well, let's see if we can do this fight.
I'm gonna need every last ounce of what we got to be able to actually work with this.
Okay, so you're gonna stack Bruce.
As best you can.
Spawn some maggots.
You know, rainstaff might actually be clutching here, because if I just surround Gilatino
with just fucking water everywhere. Water and traps baby. And spawning as many things
As we can
All right, log it in.
oh fuck there's two of them
will be to cry.
My cause will be, my cause will be what they have to be.
Oh, my goodness.
This can't be wrong.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, she has a little to hate.
Oh, my goodness.
of
the
I'm ready to shut the door to an hour's night.
Stop running down.
We can find infinity together.
We can win it all this whole time.
Don't come on to the round.
Oh, you're the most important bounty we could have.
You're the most important bounty to sell.
You run and run to the crime.
You're the most important bounty to sell.
I
There we go
Nice.
I
Nice.
God, those kinetic shots are really hurting.
Oh fuck
I gotta make more ads over the kinetic kids fucking anything else
Nice.
of
That's one down.
I think we got this.
of
You got a bruise in there.
I
Yeah
What oh did I do fucking blood guys are oh, but I can carry in shot
GG.
GG.
Nooooo.
God damn it.
Ahhhh.
Goddamnit.
God, Twins with kinetic is so fucking rough, so I have to kill two of them and every time
I guess either of them somebody is going to take a damage.
fucking amazing song
of
I actually can't send any cats to be in these so we'll do some quests.
of
of
Time for another run.
Tank hasn't done Boneyard, so let's do that.
Let's even get tech through the Boneyard.
It feels like so fucking hard to play anything that doesn't also bring like a healer
I'm trying to do it
They all have the same shit shit in grin
All right, so for the tank we're gonna give you a never stone
No
Bring that bomb with you
I have like no ads.
armor up and reactive armor neat
Oh, the storage locker...
Oh!
The different quests change where they need to go.
Storage locker last time was to the Throbbing Domain.
All right, that should be three new classes, let's do it.
Current Quest, Act 1.
Actually, I'm just going to change this to Boneyard on Impostile with all classes, because
really we're going for boneyard but I just want to try and get boneyard just
done with I never have to go to boneyard ever again really that's that's what
we're shooting for more than anything else also we have to use all of our
mana
nice
Now
There we go.
Oh, Fido, you are going to be so awkward to fly.
We are the champions.
familiar gains all stats up too and heals to full once per battle. Grant life, give a
unit all stats up, you get all stats down. Safety dance. Safety dance is kinda nice.
I really know how Grant Life works as the plus version.
I kinda wish I could actually see the plus version.
You know, I can slowly inspire you. You can see the upgraded version of a card before you take it.
I'm just gonna take Safety Dance.
It's two up and one down.
Twister. Nice. Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
you get to you get to go twice
what the fuck is that shit
I
Me have five all stats up
now we tagging you out let the tank get in
I like how that does nothing.
I spit at the tornado and it bounces it back at me.
Nice.
Wait.
That's a moment.
Wait, you can't toss the tornado.
Nice.
Toss the tornado to somewhere else.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright, over here. Spit on you. Toss our weapon. Make some Catbot tanks.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
We did it. After five rounds.
Jump to any open tile explode when you land
That's so terrible
I'm taking cold shoulder.
that trash can fuck yeah the tinker is probably my least favorite class because
like unless you roll high he doesn't do shit
I
I can't reach him, oh you can't reach.
Nice.
Alright.
All right, the Hunter also needs like an actual offensive ability.
Currently, we do not have...
hold shoulder there you go there's your big damage
Oh, I fucked it.
Thank you for going after the chicken.
This engineer does zero damage.
All right, I'm just gonna do no damage there, nice.
I know something was saying, hey, maybe you could have taken the explosion.
You're right.
Should have done that.
Should have taken the explosion so that way the engineer can kill himself in two
rounds.
Oh, Elynails, I guess.
Not the greatest option, but it's there.
Oh good.
We have three fucking elites that all reflect projectiles.
Great.
I love it.
And for some reason my engineer was stunned, as if he couldn't be any more useless.
right you, right
not this fucking matters because I can't fucking hurt anything
alright
Let's just sit in the grass and hope I don't die.
We did it, we killed one.
right still I still can't fucking shoot him I don't know why I keep thinking I
can. So then what are you gonna do? I guess craft a weapon and then... there you go.
Is this a ranged ability? You can't reflect it. Hallelujah.
Yeah, we
Oh, holy shit.
Where abouts you spawn, gain the stats, and armor of your equipped armor?
You have electric community and you deal electric damage, your deal is increased by one, game
one charge when you're hit with electric damage.
Wow
Okay
Guess I'm gonna
Wet stone use gain one damage for the rest of battle
Yeah, I can't use that
That might be useful on you though
You might be able to use that.
Disarmed the trap, I believe in you.
seven damage. Every time you... oh my god they got the all fucking stats up and then we have
Double twins.
Yikes.
Friendo.
Why did it stun you? What the fuck?
Why'd you get stunned for casting a spell?
I genuinely have no idea why.
Help me.
Oh wait, I think I know why, he has a mutation that makes his basic attack have a chance
to stun, but he can use the basic gun himself and that's why it's stunning him. I have figured
it out.
Oh, you got himself up love that checker mutations
Yeah, your basic attack is a 5% chance of stun
So when you heal you just have a 5% chance that you're stunning
All right
I got him.
I believe in you
go get it catbots go get it
I want to take where it's all here.
I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Examine the pill bottle.
Oh my god. Everybody got some pills.
Let's pop some pills, boys.
What are you getting?
five intelligence five speed
some of that gain gain charge when an enemy guy is in plus one
i'll give you the extra intelligence
bag of glitter
What do I take sniper is very good rubber arrows is also very good it's gotta be rubber
Or it just has way too many uses.
Alright, what'd you get buddy?
Extra damage?
That doesn't mean anything.
Shielded and brace.
Okay, so...
Genuinely not even that bad.
It's the regular fight.
Although there is a thunderstorm currently happening and that's annoying.
of
if you're not you can make a frequency
He's so close to death
All right, we're making progress.
Oh, what the fuck is that back there?
Popeye.
Popeye with a mega healthy and shielded.
Whoo! That's a big fucking Popeye.
that's
Quick speed buff.
We're healing you up! One little bit at a time.
Holy shit, you do so much damage.
Nice.
I
Should give you some extra why you only go after the tank
There are other people you can attack
All right, time to do what we like to call,
Heal the tank.
Nice to stand.
of
An actual heal
I'm just trying to make like a leech tank
There's a dex pill for when you want it, there's a regen pill, although you might go with
a speed pill, and then, I don't know what the fuck you're doing, pick some cat food
with you.
Alright, uh, loot the grass.
Well, they fell asleep for two turns.
of
no!
bird, no!
It's really good actually.
nice
now
I don't know what I'm doing.
Hey.
God, help me.
Bag of Chum.
What's that?
Spawn of Charmed Maggot.
Wow.
f***ing huge
there we go
Damage of protection
Protection
Jewel of Drog
Wow
No, fuck me
What do you have friend
10% chance to dodge which is just fucking criminal on this fight because he already gives himself 20% chance to dodge
He also has really high crit rate fuck
Nice
I got a small heal.
of
All right, let's go over here, werewolf form, get twice,
safety dance spawn a maggot and it's an elite maggot
Yeah!
Big damage.
He went to sleep inside Tallgrass, fuck yeah.
But he has a 20% plus 10, so that's 30, plus Tallgrass, that's 50.
50 is an 80% chance to dodge in his current position.
Oh, that's just fucking sweet.
Hell yeah.
Hey, but I got him.
Don't know if that was actually a good thing or not, but I did in fact get him.
of
Got him where I want him.
Alright, someone to cap by.
Bring another weapon.
Another cat but
Nice
I love being perpetually slow.
I ain't took another nap.
Good hit.
Nice.
Alright, what can you even do, spawn cat bots?
Alright, cool.
You'll get it.
And the tank is still unable to get in range of the boss.
nice
still can't hit him
of
the are getting to the point to our eventually he's just going to be on the
There we go.
Oh god Ranger.
That benediction, you can just heal everybody.
All right, nope, let's see that back, I need to heal everybody.
Heals enemies, doesn't it?
Yeah, as long as you play smart with it though, you're fine.
Oh, it's gotta be twin shot.
The only thing I really got going for me.
There you go.
I believe in you.
Go get him.
Oh, fuck me.
I mean, okay, so the all stats up for this thing isn't that bad, so long as we don't
basically touch the center.
I do want to try and kill these.
There we go.
Those are the ones that kinda have to go.
Nice.
Oh my god, the tank gets to actually shoot something.
Never mind, I lied.
of
the tank continues to do nothing
Well, I mean they'll eventually die.
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
Okay, that all stats up was a little brutal.
Nice.
Okay, I'll put you in the fire.
Oh my god, math finally.
The engineer will have the ability to do damage to something.
I just love doing nothing.
Here's 20 cents, kid.
Nice.
Please be a good fight.
Okay, it's not... it's terrible.
I do lose all my mana, though.
up
of
the
death of
death
of
nice
see a lot
still
let's do some math
Hell yeah, I love math.
Alia. Ranger being able to hit from across the map.
Math. Math.
Math.
and you really can't do much of anything
the math compels you
I'm going to get it.
All right.
Oh, shoot three times.
Triple shot.
All right.
all right
we got damage, kinetic and brace
tough lose all your mana fuck yeah
of
a he stands nice
I
My chicken
Oh, you're immune to bombs, right?
of
its
of
some over here
spit
three damage
math and for four
Just keep spamming that
The tank continues to be unable to be able to hit anything just
Flailing around
All right
Welcome
oh my god the tank gets the hit holy shit the tank did damage
and
of
the
best
Hit you, math, math, math.
Alright, Jesus.
Alright, and now that we have Catbot plus, now we can actually play the Technician.
Monocat might give it your current weapon, game plus one tech, and refresh your basic action.
Has Monk ever been useful? Oh yeah, we've...
Mifa had some pretty good runs with Monk.
Tinkers looks good on paper, like the problem is that a good tinkerer doesn't start actually
doing fucking anything until like rounds three on a good one.
I did not notice the reapers yes okay
So what if it's gonna
There we go.
Toss the body.
Nice.
That is the one benefit to Bown Yard.
Hmm.
What's the current cost of this heal?
It's five.
Maybe three.
Let's do benediction.
Holy fuck what is this?
That is a lot of angry wisps.
Okay.
Nice.
Math, it missed.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Alright.
Oh god.
Didn't want to do that.
to do that my bad clerk my bad how many classes are there that's a good question
I mean top off and we just spam benediction
that's
Don't that give enemy armor to the enemies?
Normally, yes, but everything in here is undead.
I think I got mouth mutation.
So now I poison on hit.
Which, hell yeah.
I do get so much armor.
Oh, you get a shit ton of armor.
When you heal another unit of the Max AP, you both gain all because of healing everything.
They get one armor, but I get a shit ton of armor.
Okay, that's actually really good.
because now my jury can tank
Alright. Behold my grandmaster plan. It's called I have to summon three cat bots and then I'll have tech so that I can make an actual weapon.
And by the time that's done, the fight will be over.
Oh, yeah.
All right, sorry, so I'm gonna cat bot.
Oh, never mind.
They're always gonna be tech one cat bot, never mind.
Who am I kidding?
the technician is still fucking terrible
Good job.
He is certainly doing his best.
Just make a whole bunch of fucking cat bots everywhere.
You know, if cat bots had like, I don't know, punch...
or fucking somethings when they don't have a weapon, they at least are not just...
useless in take-up space.
It'd be a lot better.
True, or if, or if like I had self-destruct.
God, these are both fucking terrible.
They're just so bad.
Oh my god.
Fuck it, help me, dude.
Green drink.
Oh, that's nice.
Rubber arrows plus.
Let's go.
I love reactive armor. How? It's literally get hit gain to armor. That's it. That's the ability
get hit gain to armor and then once you have three slots it stops doing anything
So after getting hit three times the ability, it just doesn't work anymore because you have
all your armor slots filled.
It's like the worst fucking skill.
Oh, that is a werecat with an all stats up.
That's fucking exciting, let me tell ya.
Oh, and I have to use all my mana.
Very cool.
Hey, at least I have that reactive armor.
I can see that went real well for him.
I'm gonna have to scum this down I don't know how the fuck we're killing it
yeah you're doing that thing again Ben pretzel shame
You're gonna act like I just didn't see you go about your play through
And I already fucked up
God, this is so fucked.
You have to cast spells because he's gonna drain all the mana.
But if I don't cast, every time I cast a spell, he gates and all stats up.
God, this is just fucking horrendous.
I may actually have to scum it again and just take the punishment and not go the hard
route because this combination is literally just like impossible to deal with.
I'm going to have to just take the punishment and go easy route because you can't kill that.
Liar you said you were going to keep doing this.
Remember a little diddle?
Look at them.
They don't even know I'm talking about them.
Nothing.
did that to them stop deja vu 10% chance to cancel actions okay I'm gonna have to go north
robes all right
Nice.
get healed idiots
Oh God, it's got so much HP.
Yeah if you save scrub enough, Steven just takes away control from you entirely and
And then you just, you just play a video game.
Or rather watch the video game.
Alright.
All right.
Well, let's see what we got here.
I'm so sorry.
Jesus Christ.
the
the
the
the
I'm
Hang on
Why
There we go
I have to go around for this.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Let's take out these tombstones.
I
Craft a weapon make a cat by craft a weapon fucking
Jump over here!
Also the Wists have protected buff.
Oh yeah.
Oh, canceled my action 10%.
nice
of
Oh my god, if the tinkerer actually managed to get the kill that would be so fucking good
Although that is unlikely to happen.
for the tank I'd be okay if the tank getting it
update off there's never mind
I can't have the druid do it
Okay.
Nice.
Go get him.
Yikes a million.
We did it!
Tinker is done with Boneyard.
Oh thank goodness.
We did it.
I can happily say that the Boneyard is now clear.
Are there unlocks for doing this?
Yes.
Of course there are.
of
the clock the stem cells are full H3
98 pre-skinned.
Good god.
Alright, so here's what we're going to do.
Take a damage up.
I can't use my healing in here.
Nice, we got this done.
All right, so we got here, we definitely want the elite out.
All right.
God, I love making jetpacks.
Guess what the catbots can do with a jetpack?
nothing. It's like you need so many pieces to make the tinker actually good. If you don't
don't have every piece of the puzzle? Well, fuck you.
Nice.
There you go.
Without tech up they feel so weak.
Here's the fucked up part.
Here's the fucked up part.
By taking tech up, you now can roll jetpacks and cat bots can't use jetpacks.
So by using one tech up, you now have like a 30% chance that your cat bot can't do anything.
In theory, it's better.
In practice, it's pain.
Charmit.
Hell yeah, Fido.
Come on over.
Yeah, you knew at least tech 2 for the...
Oh, fuck off.
Okay, so we're gonna lose all of our mana tight.
of
Oh, you can't even make catbots.
Well, that's tight.
Nice.
up
Beware, I have math.
Nice.
20%, by the way.
Nice.
Alright, cool.
Good turn.
Yep.
Okay, bird killed itself.
Nice.
Nice.
20%.
love this enemy it's a really cool enemy
When an adjacent ally spends mana gain that much mana.
Reactive armor, autopilot, and...
Got all this is so bad.
Guess I'll take the full heal and speed up!
Let's feed bag.
Millions of spawn game plus 2 max HP.
Nice.
All right.
Spawn a weapon on a catbot spawning a weapon in the turn
We have all stats down to and we can't keep mana between turns
I guess 736 health.
Oh, good, good, good.
Oh
This is gonna be fucking
I
Check check trick shot
Well, I guess you're just gonna get hit
Well my bots died
spawn a catbot, mega weapon, spawn a catbot, mega weapon.
come on up, try and stun him.
hell yeah, i got the stun.
Hey get some damaging
Spread out you got it
and
spawn a catbot spawn a weapon spawn a catbot spawn a weapon
move away from everybody
I
All right, these are all useless now, so we can just kill them all
go get it the only scaling I even have is the Ranger
And that's just because of what's down. I don't even have scaling
Oh God meal
of
the
Oh jetpack but didn't take me to where I needed to go
Another jetpack there we go
well
well
may as well grab the armor cause I'm not gonna make it
Thanks, man
All right.
I got to heal everybody.
Which heals him a little bit, but honestly that's fine.
It's pretty rough playing with two stats, two all stats down.
this tank isn't just been having a bad time
Nice
All right, toss the bottle at him move over spawn a cat box on a new weapon called shoulder
here.
Alright, we're getting there.
See if we can go for a stun here.
No stun.
Any weapon.
Hit him with a stick.
Gatbot.
Summon a new weapon.
Hit him with that.
I
Can't do anything
All right, I'm gonna get you.
Oh, come on, man.
Steven, please.
Well, there goes Dudu.
now what's he got oh oh good now he's got protected on him and he's immune to
stun and he dodges fuck yeah
Oh come on man
I think we can actually save mana now.
Yeah, we can finally start saving Nana.
I'll pause for ads.
Oh, man.
I'll pause for the ads chat.
Give me one second, I'll be right back.
If I had caught it, I would have paused him.
He needed to take the eyes from Granny.
Unimpended, a kidney from your dad.
He had no conscience, could never feel bad.
But it doesn't lead us right.
He gets away with murder.
He gets away with murder.
He lies, lies, lies straight to door.
Once he got the grant,
all of his paper gone to burn him for the money.
Scraping news.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
He's the king.
We're always standing to kiss the ring.
Sinsin on his throne
Laughin' bout how he made his own
Stepped on you, and he stepped on me
Doesn't care if he don't agree
He's born to wear the crown
He's a self-portrait monarchy
Why don't you just lie down?
Yeah
I'm in the process of trying to get
Mugenics on speedrun.com. I've seen a lot of
you've seen a lot of experience at the
game. So could I just get your input
on what you think the main category
could potentially be? My initial
I thought it would be to complete the alley, but it could also be Act 1, 2, 3.
Well, obviously it's to kill God.
Oh.
Let's kill God.
So, uh, good luck with that one.
Should be like 90 hours.
All right, so let's cold shoulder him.
OK, OK, 10% my ass.
All right, well, I certainly tried.
I'm the one that's a boy
I'm the one with the silverspoon for those toys
I'm the one that's the animal of me
He's the elephant we speak just to hear him scream
I'm just a swindler
What he needed
He'd take me out from granny
I'm the game king
He came to help from me and dad
He had no conscience
All right, spawn a cat, spawn a weapon, spawn a cat, spawn a weapon.
The clots that he spawns have mana leech, which is rough.
All right
Thanks for shocking the tinkerer so you could give the
Fucking catbot an extra action so you can hit a shield
Round 13
fuck me dude
now
All right, he's in me in the stunts, what the fuck am I doing?
the
I
Round 14 exhaustion is that a all-new level
from granny
10%
It's okay
good good job
round 15 give it up for round 15
does
I did it I did mass
Please kill him. Oh my god, he's dead.
Holy...
Bro.
throbbing king is probably the easiest of all the like of all the end bosses that
you can fight I would say throbbing king is actually the easiest and the fact
that we're struggling this fucking hard I I can't wait to try and do act three
or I'll sacrifice you.
Damn it.
Is this the hardest difficulty?
God I hope so. I can't imagine
what more you could add to this.
of
the
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Bag it, Chum, this is actually terrible.
I know.
Yeah, wait.
case of the uh, try and go to frank.
phyto you're actually not that bad.
do to Frank smile you say here
all right
you look too now
nice appeal thanks
of
the
Plaint!
All right.
So mage...
Necromancer...
Butcher, Psychic, Monk, Jester, there's all we have left for the Boneyard.
Exciting. We're getting close to being done with Boneyard.
Let's do an impossible difficulty in previous one.
Basically the mobs get an additional modifier.
Like elites get an additional modifier and there's more elites.
It's just a shit show the whole way through
I'm gonna take the jester cuz you already have an arrow flurry, right?
Although arrow flurry heavily scales with decks, so maybe we don't
We'll bring our humble archer so that our runs aren't complete dog shit
I'll bring a mage with me.
bring a month. And maybe we try a psychic. Meow. So we got three new classes to bring
in. What'd you get? You got fireball and epiphany starting mana and plus five starting man
off plus five mana regen lose all and spent man at the end of every turn. Okay, so you
You just want to throw a lot of mana out.
You got take aim and spawn a pooter, twiddle, your basic attack deals zero damage, but you
can use it two additional times.
Nice.
Pause an enemy within your line of sight to attack another enemy, if it can.
Suggestion.
Finisher dash towards, uh, dash for three tiles, and attack.
This deals two damage for each action you've taken this turn.
Spread the pain deal to which damage the first time you damage each unit, each turn.
Interesting.
Alright, do I have any...
magic?
No never jeweled drug.
I'll take Scorched Earth, let's see what you got.
Maybe the Hunter's Quiver, potentially a reset, used hat, and a sippy.
Give you confusion, some extra healing for yourself, you don't really get a hat.
I guess we're going to bring Scrappers back, back, and that, and then I don't know what
to really do for you.
I'll just bring some garbage and if we take it off, we take it off.
you know. Yeah, you really got, you got nothing. All right. Into the impossible alley we go.
All right, you reflect projectiles, you're fucking huge, and you're just a basic elite.
Nice.
hit you, hit you again, and then finisher.
that's a lot of f**king maggots
Oh, we're off to a fantastic start, let me tell ya.
Nice.
Oh my god, we're making it.
Great first round.
Heal and inflict freeze one on a unit in range three.
Nice.
Time to cry out.
heal lose a turn so that you can heal at the end of every battle is a chance to get
Get bitten for one damage and bleed one.
Nice.
Love that.
Nice.
That's it.
I don't know why I did that nice
Nice.
Oh, man.
Caught you again.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to change too much about the outcome here
because you're still gonna get shit on no matter what.
Nice.
Oh
I
Go get impoters
Well, these are all terrible
So, how hard is impossible?
Uh, well, to put it this way, it's pretty rough.
Alright, Magnus.
Be kind.
I have no healer.
Nice.
Hmm.
Nice.
Alright, punch you, spit, second land, spit again, finisher, and it fucking misses, hell
yeah.
Thank you Ranger.
I'm glad you were capable of doing something.
Give a unit within your line of sight an extra turn immediately then end your turn, Castile
only if you haven't taken any actions this turn.
Sure.
This month good it can be
Why does everything get pushed away?
You can't flick some sort of- oh, your basic attack has knocked back.
I don't care, dammit.
You
Hell yeah
Game 8 block and knockback adjacent units, 2 tiles and spell cost 3 mana less for each
action you've taken this turn.
Ocular pat down and flick mark and weakness 1 on the unit.
That's a really good debuffer.
I examine the can of tuna.
I got a pearl.
Nice.
At least they spawned with madness.
now
I can melee mage.
now.
It's all kind of whatever.
Yeah, I kind of agree.
Let's give you the booster.
Wait, yo!
Sneak by you.
The hunter can't miss now, huge.
When you cast a spell game plus 1 magic, when you end your turn if you have exactly 4 mana...
Sure, 4.
good
I would you get role
electric manager in and stun immunity
I'm so hungry now I'm gonna chase them, grab them, fly them, so tasty, tasty, let them, so tasty, tasty, let them, so tasty, tasty, let them, so tasty, tasty, let them.
Nice.
But if I give you my churn, does that make take-a-n-yet?
That does scale up take-a-n.
wait I can't end with 4 mana against this guy
What's your business on the street?
You're better to speak.
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
Now!
You better from the stickin' on the riddle.
What's your problem?
First of all, friends are belong in the middle.
What's your problem?
If you're not too fit, you're not fit.
Basically melee attack inflicts confusion.
monkey style. Why is the Ranger not moving? He has a passive that gets stronger for every
turn he doesn't move. Which actually has good synergy with passing the turn. Jesus Christ.
Those things do so much goddamn damage.
But, oh, you can't be stunned and I guess Freeze also counts as a stun.
Of course.
Well, I could have killed that.
Not in our mind, it's good itself.
of
that bring them all on
Let's heal you up.
We got our combat fucking healer mage here.
Go go tower defense.
Kiss the shrunken head.
happens. Alright. So the ranger does 97% of your damage. Yeah, more or less.
Oh, right.
You.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, right.
Fuck.
It's not what I wanted to do.
all right. Let's move you over here. Fireball that.
That frees you.
I got a piece of paper. Hell yeah, let's go.
Gorgon's Eye.
I'm sure this is a scenario where you're going to want to use that.
Put your arm in the hole
Her paws been enhanced what she get
Start with bleed one nice I start with bleeding
Aw, fuck off.
Shhh.
Ohhhh, no.
Aw, I hate this.
Oh, good.
Annie spawns two flies.
Let's do an ocular pat down, punch him, swap, shoots, finisher.
of
Let's go ahead and heal you up then.
Come over here.
have we gotten twin on chubbin nub now we haven't yet oh tinfoil hot
bulletproof vest rare candy honestly it's worth leaving just so I can bring
those home
of
Hits you away again.
Second wind.
And then hits you.
of
Oh, you're in range of the host.
Oh, hi, you're alive again.
There we go.
move over here all right we're moving forward
You get so many extra turns it hurts.
I got a hand.
Let's go.
Why do you get to go like fucking three times?
Oh!
Why do you get three fucking actions around?
Goddamn!
of
Oh Jesus.
Behold, this is the line of sight at which you will get fucked.
Understood.
Oh, okay. Cool.
Well, wish you the best, buddy.
Oh, he also gets an all stats up.
It's fucking tight.
Oh shit, he blocked the attack!
Let's go!
Monkey style!
now
I'm going to kill him.
Cleans your debuffs and gain one armor.
Meditate, heal yourself, 8 HP and gain 8 shield. All stats up, sleep 8.
Oh god.
So we got mana drain and stun immunity and insane speed.
are kinetic and barrier.
I
Jesus
You're gonna get down since nothing I can relate you already have
Yeah, you're already dead
Well
Okay, sure thing did
go get it Ranger. I'm proud of you. Oh, does he not, this nubs not in rage. That's kind
wild
of
I can't see how you do this difficulty without the Hunter DPS.
I don't either, but I'm sure there's a way.
The problem is that the majority of the maps, the elites can get on top of you before you
even have an action.
So I may have to try and breed up some super mutants.
I may have to just try and do like some super mutant farming.
saving the tinfoil hat.
all right uh mick kevel you have to keep you trooper fuck no
no. Diana, what happened to Diana? Did you already die?
What the fuck?
Stop dying.
No!
John Cat is dead!
Yeah.
yeah
that's looking rough dude it's looking rough
of
the
Yeah
I
I
Here are the graveyard boss, I have quite a team but I have no idea if I actually ready to take them on.
Do you want a way to do indirect damage?
Or the ability to hit the entire map with a heal?
One of those two.
Do you either heal him to death?
Or spam indirect damage?
That's your usual go to.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
When you heal, deal 1 damage to everything.
Interesting.
Let's go mass leeches
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Bring the wet stone for you.
that
now
now
now
now
I
Nice.
That's good.
That's good.
Binge.
Minus one speed plus one HP and strength.
That'd be worth puking.
You know, I don't think there's ever any good reason to eat the poop.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
God, that's so good.
Let's take chill.
What's happening? I'll explain it in the next fight.
Although, I'm probably not gonna get anything too crazy.
I don't know why.
Wow.
Everyone wants poop, man!
Everyone wants poop!
So, basically, every time that the necromancer heals, everything gets damaged.
And so when I put a bunch of leeches on every single enemy, I cleanse.
I cannot cleanse the all stats down, sadly.
All right, let's come back here.
All right, let's go over here.
I don't really matter if the butcher has...
8 max.
The only problem is I don't really have much in the way of damage.
Like my boss damage right now sucks ass.
I have no scaling.
So link is damaged so link is not damaged if there's only one target whom I split in
the damage with. I ask you, who?
of
Oh God you come back from the dead
I
Booster
What is with this place and getting just trying to, this feels like bait, it's not bait, below
me is my sub count, that's what you do on Twitch, show your sub count in the hopes that
other people will want to sub and make the number go up or watch it slowly go down day
by day and fade into obscurity. But we're back at 5k, boys. Hell yeah.
Nice.
God, if I could just get one more charisma, I could demonic pack round one.
Not actually sick.
Do you have a way to avoid the injury?
Yeah, I just heal back up.
colorless spells cost minus two mana
time for a colorless cat so I haven't had
anything good happen with that genie lamp
either
Wait.
There mom's stupid.
There mom.
I am in fact dumb.
is unfortunate but I am now stupid
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Cuz far red ten damage when you first did it it is it's ten damage
Nice
Nice.
10% dodge chance, by the way.
Nice.
Oh, stun immunity is also immobilized too.
Oh no, mind I only have 25% chance to work on bosses.
There my I'm sleeping
I get to actually hit you now.
of
the
way of
the
now shall not kill
i don't have any way to spawn ads though do i?
i don't think i do
but
not to say the butcher might not roll something
the butcher may roll away to spawn
just flies.
Or the Necromancer.
Give you radar dish.
of
Once of intelligence, we're on the way.
At the end of each round, spawn a zombie kitten familiar onto a random tile.
Or infected.
Probably infected.
I feel like infected is going to be the best answer.
Who's my least favorite class?
Probably Tinkerer.
Just because 90% of your runs with him, they're just gonna do nothing.
Uh, why is there a scary here?
Okay, please don't cast doom on me.
Nice.
He got him. He got him. He got him.
This run's going a lot better.
Human hand.
Put your dick in a box.
Broken ball.
We got depressing thorns and armor that's fine
I don't know.
Hmm.
Nice.
Did that in the wrong order again?
now
Yeah, let's do it.
Oh, I've all fucked up there.
Yes.
Yes.
Why do all the enemies have
You have depressing and you have madness so everything's an enemy that makes sense
I resurrected the chicken, let's go!
This chicken is ours.
There.
go get a chicken
I can't reach you.
Oh
Hey
Give that to you.
I'm going to give you fuzzy dice.
I fight the cats.
Hell yeah.
Murdered all of them.
Nice, like every single enemy is now mine, yeah those are all mine, yep it's just that
one left.
Alright.
It's in balanced. That's the thing.
There is no such thing as balance.
Not when it comes to impossible difficulty.
I take Burr.
What does the Butcher puke do?
Gives him a speed up, but he loses a constitution, but it doesn't really matter because he has overcap feeling
Got a few more time.
Get over here.
Nice.
,
and
of
of
of
you
I'm barb on ya.
Why is the rot fly dying instantly before it even has a chance to do anything?
I know it's not
I think we can kill you.
I'm gonna need to puke a little bit though.
There you go.
Teleport, man of melds, teach!
Okay, Teach could actually go pretty hard here.
could go hard because what we do is we teach the priest.
Oh my god, so much trade.
So if I want booster to be free, I need to do what, six?
Or like five of them?
Puke.
Little more puke.
There we go.
there's so much I
uh anyone do the transmitter quest we have random spells all the time any tips
uh
yeah just roll ranger skills bro
duh it's pretty fucking obvious
just win bro
I guess we could do fury heal, but...
I need to remember to give myself fucking full moon before I do that shit.
Uh oh.
DOOM TIMER!
Yeah, it's the first time seeing the shambler's ass.
go pray teleport to a body destroying it heal why take blood geyser because I need a way
Wait to dump my HP.
A another cleric's healer thing.
I bash open the sarcophagus.
But I am too weak.
all right come on over
jump a leech on to you
jump a leech on to you
jump another leech on to you
Yes, the round.
Hold on to your mana.
And some armored maggots
Can't have that
So
all right.
All right.
Let's do a wet stone.
I
Okay
Oh yeah, move you away.
So let's try this out.
Nice.
of
us in the both the good options once I have the ability to,
make fear he'll also give stats
Now
Good
Let's come over here.
Kill you!
Second wind.
that one. Where'd I get the 20% dodge at?
Oh yeah, some shrink. Shrink, I remember now.
I'm a burping.
Let's do it.
Nope.
8 damage equal to half your max HP.
Okay.
Hey.
Clingy debuffs.
Get over here.
Oh yeah.
Heal unit, range, fury heal.
Take fury heal plus.
Mids needs better skills.
That's the thing once you get down once you get to your second zone you're not
getting any new skills you're only upgrading shit. Jump in the hole! I got a
fire flower.
That's a lot of all stats up you got there, buddy.
Let's calculate it.
Ah, there's two of them.
Got it.
of
Okay
I
Chill plus no second win plus
Man teach plus
Hey
Teach plus, so I can teach myself.
Alright, let's see how the book's gonna go.
that's a good one.
Now, ideally I'd like the healer to get the kill.
See we got shielded depressing and reactive kinetic spikes.
Nice.
yourselves
of
the
That's actually perfect. Hell yeah. I didn't even mean to do it that way.
Oh, get.
the
the
the
the
the
I
All right.
I
Fuck me
Hey, there we go
of
Okay.
There we go.
Okay.
Whoa.
Oh shit, never full plus.
Necromancers can now learn Service Mortem.
Nice.
Just a few more classes that have killed Dibbock.
We're making progress.
that's not how I wanted to do this
That's a little fucked.
It was the Sparkles.
There wasn't kinetic spikes out of infine there.
The
The priest has no way of healing himself.
There's a problem right now.
might have to scum this one
of
there's too many plots and I have no aoe
Down to go, down to go ask for the blessing of Steve, yep.
This is going to be the first one or the second one?
Caught you again!
Oh no.
Oh, never mind.
It's the first one.
Wow. Okay. Well, that was fun.
I wish I could heal myself.
of
It's not wet anymore, I can't freeze it.
Damn.
Damn.
My priest is going to get down and there's nothing I can really do about it.
The mage seems to move closer to the priest so the priest could just life steal off of the mage.
Although that won't work because that doesn't do damage because never mind.
Okay, so the priest can get to that.
Nice.
the
priest already has life steal
is a thing
like life stealing the priest isn't going to suddenly make the priest able to do anything else
damn, they ran away
I can't get in range of the only enemy left.
Oh yeah, I'm just going to have to take it down, there's literally nothing I can do about
it.
Offload pain plus.
Is there like a chicken I can give the priest to heal them?
It's like any healing consumable at all.
A snack.
That's what you got.
a grenade.
All right, you something good sneak by
All right
So there's a sandstorm there's kinetic sparks
cool dude
wait they're back
I mean, they're not dead.
It's just a zombie.
Alright.
of
of
wait I have full control of them it's just they're a zombie now huge
and I can cleanse my zombie. Oh yeah. No longer a zombie. Just wish it all away. What
reset so I guess if that's the case the necromancer can just kill whoever they
want so if somebody is low on health the necromancer should just kill them yeah
I'd take the injury but it's better than you know
Take one plus.
One plus two.
Oh.
E, find your helmet.
That's actually good.
I can more promote transforming non-boss enemy into another random enemy from the same chapter.
Oh, so you mean I can make the dips into, like, carry and spawners?
Nice.
Seems good.
I can turn the dips into content darkness
alright he's got less health because he's got the armor
So let's go, now let's reduce ourselves, increase our damage.
And we have pretty much a full heal across the board, so that's nice.
their intelligence, push them away, stun them. That's such a good start, dude. Cleanse the
of the
the
I can't burp, but what I can do, so what's my strength at, 22?
I have 23 so I can purge all of my max HP away nice because for every every five HP over my
maximum is more strength.
All right, Pris will take the hit, that's fine, they've got a snack.
all right
to increase our intelligence
why did I do that I
told myself not to do that and then I did that
I said don't auto
I said I told myself don't auto attack with the mage and what do I fucking do
I auto attack with the goddamn mage I'm
Sure, it'll be fine
Maybe it won't be
Might have to Steven again
I
Might have to redo this
I
Yeah, I'm gonna have to eat the Steven D. Vuff.
Maybe we won't have to.
of
We'll get the silver spoon for a joy.
We grew up nasty and grew up mean.
We steal a baby's feet just to hear him scream.
Just when those bloods weenie's
and the bloods weenie's
get me a punishment.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
10% chance to...
fuck up their ability.
Alright, we should focus on our scaling.
That should be our main focus.
I was just trying to get our scaling up and running.
And
Let's say freeze five
That can't be right
Oh my god, it is.
Alright.
Time to start scaling.
and
keep you can get it all out man
of
that increase the damage
of the moon
Now we teach the mage.
That's fine.
Alright, so now we're going to heal the butcher.
He has 26 strength.
Now he has 33.
It's just permanent or temporary.
I'll I'll let you figure that out
All right
All right, so now you hit for 93
Let's go for a backstab
Let's puke away more of our max HP. 96, 97, now you hit for 142. So the next hit is
going to be even stronger. Now the butcher is going to scale himself. He's got 575,570
We didn't do
of
the
He's got lifesteal, yeah he's got lifesteal 3, he's good.
Alright.
to hit him for 139 damage. Now he's got 720 HP. Now let's just go ahead and
shoot off the rest of the max HP
A
Good
Nice
I could have actually just done it on myself and I've been fine.
All right, let's not have that go through
All right now let's just go ahead and buff the butcher
With enough luck up it should just be a straight up crit.
I should have cleansed the debuff.
But it's okay because
you know, I've got fifty one speed up.
Alright, two hundred four damage.
Look at those stats, 204 strength, 855 HP.
There it is.
Hehehe.
Pewkaw.
I don't know which ones are left with mine.
Hell yeah, dude.
Won't be able to loot the Throbbing King because we need everybody.
No.
because the ranger had 200x critical damage fluffy
I forgot to put them in, didn't I?
Oh, it's okay. They're still there.
They're starving a little bit, but that's fine.
Who do you want, Beanie?
Oh, no.
That's just me tossing out the side quest that I've already done before.
To my amazement, there seems to be a large feline apparition making a b-line towards
that house on the hill downtown there.
of
Heals heal you for two extra.
That'll be good.
some Charmed Maggots, you can take the Energy Transmitter so the other two can go faster.
Do you think tanks are viable?
Yeah, definitely.
They're actually really good contenders for Never Stones.
I like giving tanks never stones that way everybody else can be high-level and
they're just like stat sticks kind of
Mez will bring the rotisserie chicken and eat it.
All right, so we got static flaming and protected honestly not even that bad
you know not even that bad dude shrink ourselves down and let's do some full
moons.
Really have 8 mana.
but that should be enough to get us started actually
put slow on you for one turn
nice, so he stunned
he must have some intelligence
Here
Feel you
Go ahead and eat the whole chicken
I'd say I'm just gonna run around and just find infinity together and we can win it all.
But it's all over the place, so come on, turn around, we're gonna lose our loss when you can't
find me with your endless work out in front of the light.
You're not good to the end, I think you like this, but I'm not.
I see for what I find you, you don't need to know.
I'm not good to the end, I think you like this, but I'm not.
So that's a problem.
Hey buddy.
Gonna need you to let them go or don't, okay.
Okay, so now we give ourselves...
Teach.
And now I can teach one...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
You only need like two.
of
Now we heal the butcher.
Look at those stats flying baby.
All right, now you've got enough life steal
Just move you into the fire, pull him forward, big hit, and you've got him.
I then burp on them.
Alright, now we can go for a backstab.
to remove the barrier, but then puke some more, there we go, Stephen has been unlocked.
Nice. What is- Steven! Your basic attacks inflict slow and have a 10% chance to freeze.
You also can damage frozen units. Nice.
Alright, Robson. You done did good. You as well.
I
Hmm
Whoa deja vu
Do you wish to resummon guillotine a two yes
So now we just have two more bosses and then we will be done summoning in act one.
Psychic.
Psychic and monk.
Those are the only two left.
Oh wait.
Psychic Monk and Jester are the only ones I have left and then we are done with Boneyard.
What about the solo mark run?
I'll get those but I'm more concerned about trying to beat Act 1 on Impossible for everybody.
Oh and Callerless, you're right and you have to be Callerless too.
Let's see, have I made any progress?
Like I know I've done unlocks.
80! We haven't gone up a single percentage bro.
Bro.
9 hours of stream I didn't even go up a single percent
Bro how
Impossible not have a percent value. No it I guarantee you it does
it does. Guarantee you it does. It's that you have to beat every boss. Like you have
to beat the up. Anyone who's played Isaac, you have to red card, right? You have to
get a full, full bloody card for it to actually count. So killing, killing Throbbing King
Doesn't matter. You have to kill every boss unimpossible, so fully red card.
Oh man. Alright. That'll be it for me today. That'll do me for today.
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