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I don't know.
oh my god it's beautiful it's gosh dying beautiful
I don't know what to do.
Hmm
Narcolepsy at the end of your turn fall asleep. Oh god. We're starting to get bad cats
There's too much inbreeding.
Oh god, I got the bubble boy.
Fuck now.
I
La la
I got to get rid of this.
leprosy, oh god
of
You know, I might be taking Mikko out here.
God we're getting so many bad diseases, help!
Oh, we can keep you.
Oh, God.
Also pretty good.
PTSD.
All right, I think we're good.
All right, we need some new we need some fresh blood here we need some fresh blood so we're
I'm gonna take you.
Mikko will take you.
What the fuck happened to you?
My breeders are getting out of control.
Yeah, I'll keep you. There's too many cats. I gotta sort through them all, dude.
We got to sort through all these cats dude.
Too many birth defects.
You know I think a 25 bucks to keep you quiet feels a bit high.
I think we drop it to like $5 that feels fair to me.
seriously 25 is like 10 bucks a cat or whatever listen I'm not some math nerd
like you I spent my time at school kissing girls whatever go spinning on a
diet book
Nice.
What?
You lost the quest item.
You broke the...
Big head Tom.
Now I keep getting Burk defects of Trample.
And it is getting really annoying.
We need to get a new breed bed in here.
That's why.
Micah, you're fine. KC, you're fine. Kenya.
and
KC Hannah
tired of everybody having carrying shot
I want you. Yeah, you're not terrible.
I
Got a rainbow am I using your soul shatter twiddle pass subject now fuck no
Fido do I want you
Fido you're not a bad thing
You're not very good though.
You can go here.
Melton.
Yeah, it's fine.
I can keep you.
Miss Bubbo.
Well, you're not very good either.
Visco.
It's all Shatter is actually not a bad item to have.
Alright, I can keep you.
Smile, am I keeping you?
I'm keeping you for now.
Hull Bear.
Now I want you.
Doug Baz.
Melvin Pulver.
Oh.
We have to get rid of all these weird mouths.
that has this weird mouth has to go because we have been breeding too many of those type of cats.
There we go. Goodbye Reese's Puffs.
All right, oh god, I still have 50 cats!
Oh, they have the sorting just never ends.
Vess, I want you.
No, we got birth defects, like fucking crazy.
Blungus?
No.
What'd you get me?
Hey, we got the- we got the gun.
All right, I did.
Now let's see the other one.
You're just dead.
That can't be good for the breed, bud.
Harry?
get rid of all these birth defects
of
the man's a up yeah you're you're breeding of tramps
Oh, you're fine to keep.
I want to get these birth defects out of here.
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All these cats I'm out of here
we're slowly getting we're slowly recovering Bishop and keep Bishop Aldo
and keep Aldo sandpaper and keep sandpaper. Graham getting rid of Graham
Dallinar
Hawkfrost can keep you great
Lacy yeah, you're good
Coby
Actually, wait, I want you.
Syrah.
Jorm.
Katel, we'll keep Katel.
I want you.
Yeah, you're pretty good even though you have a defect.
Slut?
Oh, damn, Slut's real good.
Holy.
Boblycat syndrome.
Average.
Koji, I'll keep you.
Okay.
Alright, what do we got here?
So Mikkel, I want to make you my new breeder.
I'll already say the same thing.
So ideally we bring two more females, bring slut, low aggression, oh you're a little
inbred though.
I feel like everybody's going to be a little bred, you know.
I don't think there's, I don't think there's any way around that.
Like, a little Embred is pretty much unavoidable.
I'll bring Slut.
that
We're just going to be doing a normal run through.
Ah, tall lobster.
I need a class that is that might get good passives and it'll be easy to down I'm
Come ring a thief.
Thief has some very powerful passives.
Alright, so here's the deal.
Nice, you got pinpoint.
That's actually pretty good.
Here's the deal.
We are going to give you...
And does this make a set?
It does make the set.
Yeah
All right
Mikkel has one HP
So here's the deal
They have the uranium rod which means that at the end of every battle if they are downed
They will gain a mutation. They also have the radioactive set bonus meaning that at the end of each battle
that they
That they also gain another mutation
They have four mutations right now, so they are going to become a very mutated cat, just
horrifically mutated.
That's the plan.
Uh, we got Aertrap and Tainted Mother.
We're going to want to just kind of set you up for just a humble...
It's a humble role here.
Give you that.
And we give you the green drink.
Or maybe the mundane stone.
Spider.
it humble meow meow we don't really have a lot in the way of hats oh you know what
Let's give him cancer too. Perfect.
For the love of god, please reread the ride.
At the end of each battle, if you are down, gain a random mutation.
What am I missing?
The set bonus part.
Gain a random mutation.
Explode when downed.
Do I need to read it any slower?
One more time please.
It's like I put things on but chat doesn't believe that I know what I'm doing.
If the end of each battle gain 1 to 3 random stats, then gain a mutation.
Okay, so here's the question.
Does the random stats that you get from cancer aren't transmittable, right?
Those don't, though it doesn't matter if you get a bunch of negative stats from cancer.
Base stats and mutations are the only thing that matter.
Yeah, it's gonna use the base stats for breeding, which they're base stats pretty fucking good.
and then mutations. So we want the most irradiated kitty known to man.
Yeah. Yeah.
The rod plus cancer is overkill the game has a limit of mutation like 10 or something.
That's just not true. I've had 14 mutations on a cat.
Alright, let's take our highly radiated baby through Act 1 Normal.
Sometimes I go into Twitch chat and lie, for fun.
Alright, come over here.
Oh my, I'm thorough flurry.
Nice, now you have six mutations.
We're looking for a very specific mutation that I'd like to get.
Bounty hunting, a random unit, each battle has a bounty, nice.
and it's the one that gives you just straight up an extra turn.
bounty hunter.
oh shit.
oh he's dead.
Now, where does Burfer come from?
and
chaos rampage is really good
You now have 7 mutations. 50% chance to spawn a pickup on an adjacent tile when you enter
turn our mutation spawn a charmed kitten familiar when you get down nice I take the
money. Thanks.
the
on
now
Oh god.
Welp.
That's what I get for doing that.
Nice.
nice nice alright okay so chaos rampage very good but don't use it great teachable don't use it
Understood you son of a bitch
Wow, that's so much easier.
Oh, that ends the fight. You don't have to kill the bounty hunter. Interesting. Cure
wounds prey healing word that is a pretty big heel I was a very man efficient
heal. I'll tell you a good.
Valley Hunter is neutral.
It can even be on an enemy that you are right.
It is on an enemy.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room.
All right, there we go.
Ooh, math, love math.
Collecting adjacent food pick up is a random butcher.
Oh yeah, we need to collect a butcher.
What is your archer called?
Oh, my archer's a slut.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
So the bounty hunter's harming the turkey.
That's kind of funny.
The explosion from the
The rogue is mutating the rats.
me harder enemies.
Alright, move you forward, go out.
Don't forget your butcher skill.
I'm working on it.
I think catch projectiles.
Oh my god you have so many mutations now.
You can see hidden things.
What the fuck do you mean, see hidden things?
All that probably means the cats that are like under the water in the sewers.
oh
Let's do it
All right, whoever here we got Ben gain strength lose speed
Nice.
Good job.
Oh, shit. I didn't think that was actually going to kill.
Oh shit, I didn't think that was actually gonna kill.
Now shot not kill, eternal dirty claws, Druids all do not kill.
There we go, full leather bonus.
Eye mutation, your basic attack inflicts poison 1 and you start poisoned.
Nice.
Why does the rogue have negative 4 constitution?
Ah, because they're a mutated, uh, just horrific device.
Whose job it is to be eaten.
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all my go-to
worry
headpats for everyone
it's okay it's just more mutations for me
we need to speed up
plus one range your basic attack is element gravity element that's kind of cool
Such value on the thief getting a full heal after every fight.
Yeah, dude.
Full heal every fight.
Yo.
I
Y'all doing
Oh
of
now
What's this fecal mask?
Your basic attack is a 10% chance to inflict bleed 3.
Dude, what if I just get like every basic attack mutation?
Guppy's paw.
Cat paw.
Mali attack has a 24% chance to refresh itself when used.
Huge.
Uh, looted.
Nice.
nice wasn't anything bad I want to know how I got 14 mutations in because I've
definitely had 14 mutations before
Hello.
Well, I'm not going to down him.
Or will I?
Got him.
Now...
Now!
During your churn, one random enemy has a bounty on them.
Interesting.
Okay, so Unscarred, unironically, is actually hilarious because they only have one HP,
It always is full
Hell yeah.
Got him.
Oh, I love fury
This is not normal difficulty. Yeah, we're trying to heavily mutate a new breeder
This is never gonna not be funny.
stopping you from mutating everyone on the team. I don't have enough items to do that
and plus it'd be very difficult if everybody was at 1 HP and had shit stats.
I still don't know how you do the multiplying attack. I'd love to know how to actually
multiplying leaders
good job
I
Snipe goes pretty hard.
Oh, but heavy shot goes even harder.
Beautiful.
What emote is shitters, it's the Pepe eating a pile of poop.
Oh shit, yeah the road can see.
That's kind of cool actually.
And gives that information to everybody else as well.
You can't even have mana anymore!
Oh, your stats are so shit.
Head pat.
Now.
Let's get you some positive charisma.
13 meter so you did get an extra mutation
When you cast your third spell each turn healed to
Blind spot oh fuck dude we got blind
Okay.
There's still, there's still potential here.
If one of the spiders reaches the rogue, it's GG, isn't it?
didn't think about that one
of
the
All right, this poor cat is still blind, so they didn't lose their blind.
of
go get him
Oh
Too far away
Hey, that's well convert plus get to make sure you and it's on our team.
So I can blind this pisses me off.
Like you're perfect, you just have one bad mutation I gotta get rid of.
Literally perfect.
Nice.
A rocket launcher.
They can use that.
can we have this emote sure looks like a solid one
You're big.
You got big goods.
Nice.
There you go.
Get you. Perfect.
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Take that heavy shot, plus.
You still blind?
Oh!
You're not blind anymore, hell yeah.
At the start of every battle, getting a random pill if your trinket slot is empty.
I mean, I'll take it over blindness.
Comfort.
It joins the cats.
Not gonna lie, you've been having so many shitty runs.
Allow me to tell you the cure.
So that you never have another shitty run ever again.
Just stop having bad runs.
And that's all you gotta do.
Truly that is it.
Just stop having bad runs.
I'm glad I could help you.
any more advice I'm here all day.
How to get wife. Simple.
Just get a wife.
now
to
little does he know that even though he missed
would have died had not been for that
Nice.
When you heal something, gain plus 4 speed and plus 1 to a random stat.
That should not kill plus.
When's the class tier list?
Honestly, pretty much every class is good outside of like
I'll be I'll keep it a buck fucking tinkerer can burn and die
Tinkerer might be the worst fucking class
Because you need to roll high
to be usable
Yeah, I mean
It's not like it's not like every class every class is good
You know tight deal. It's more like
If you're lucky
The tinkerer can be usable
I got 4 parasites to see got by you guys in the chair in the car I can see you fear in your
big hits
my two fans will be soon, the game will be fast, but my payments won last yes, and now I need to want crystal in game
I
Get
All right
There we go. Join my team.
There.
Oh my god, we're not all impossible right now.
Wow, Math Plus is kind of cool.
I
Borrow I fucking hate roguelikes, but I love tactical turn-based games should I try mugenics?
That seems a little aggressive if you fucking hate them that seems a little aggressive there, buddy
But yes, you will like it.
So what did I get for mutations right now?
Where am I at mutation-wise?
Should I just leave?
Should I leave?
Should I come back?
Let's see where we're at right now.
So we're down 2 con, but then up 4 strength, or up 6 strength, minus 3 con, plus 2, so
minus 1 con, minus 1 speed, plus 4 speed.
Ignore these, ignore all this, this is irrelevant.
We're looking at the other stats.
You have all stats up while wet times two.
I think you just keep rolling.
We just keep rolling here.
Show me on the progression chart where the rook like touched you.
You might get blind if you go further, right?
I mean, I might.
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Fug.
Ha ha ha, I did it.
There are f**king, there's stats are so f**king steep they can't, they can't read the text anymore.
Fug.
I hate that this is the first time that I've gotten a good thing out of this, but I can't f**king read it.
I don't know what's happening, but it's good because this is a good dance.
I
Fuck
Oh, hang on, I gotta save this one.
Hang on.
I gotta save this one, dude.
This is the keeper.
I can paste, save as, ENG.
I've been sharing a few of our Mugenics things on Twitter and this is what I have now.
Finally got a genie from the lamp event but my cat's too stupid to know what he's even
wishing for.
Look at those fucking stats, bro!
Well...
Chat? No.
I-I-I unintentionally called the cat chat.
It's okay. Edit post.
No one will know.
Update.
No one will know.
Okay, so Derpia Duh or Duh? What do we want here chat?
Derpia. I got 33 dollars. I'll take it
Hey boys
So much meat
is that hum bird poop nice
Hey there, King.
Start off with that.
Give you one of these.
Give you a couple of those.
80 with the chainsaw.
Actually, what hits harder?
Heavy shot plus...
Actually, Arrow Flurry is probably better single target.
Actually, no.
Heavy shot's better, cause I can do two heavy shots.
Thanks for the extra attack, buddy.
thanks for the projectile buddy
Yeah, it's perfect actually.
I
I'm not sure if I can use the
now.
Use more health.
Big
dog.
Meow.
Oh
Oh, my other reactive stuff is broken, so I'm sure I'm going to get rid of this one, too.
I just got a new Wets down.
All right, let's see what mutations you end up getting.
basic attack pulls units towards you you have plus one health plus two luck minus one dex plus two
charisma minus one speed all stats up while wet plus two dex minus one speed you have grace while
wet plus two speed minus one intelligence plus two health minus one speed plus two dex minus one
Intelligence plus two strength minus one con plus two speed minus one luck
I
Had to kill
Go
Judges
Elio, Churro,
Paulina, I'd like to say a good defect.
All right, hype for RE9 Borrow?
I am.
All right, time for another good run.
Let's see what we got here.
We got Wisco.
Take Sandpaper.
We'll take Aldo.
Oh, you're kidding.
And we'll take Doug.
Alright, so, who has not done Boneyard yet?
Psychic... Psychic Monk and Jester are the last three.
I don't think I want to take all three in one go though, so let's try and take one
or two of them. Oh and colorless. We also have to do colorless as well.
So we'll bring Monk.
You make for a good cleric.
Honestly I'm going to do colorless for you.
Let's get colorless out of the way.
And then we'll bring the hunter to carry.
So we're doing two different, and the next run we'll do psychic and jester, and then
we'll be done with boneyard.
Alright.
Mix up, we switch stances, your next basic attack, this turn is a critical.
That's kind of cool.
Alright, so we're going to give you the Mind Stone.
And you're just going to brace like crazy with monkey style.
Like that's kind of what their build is going to be.
Literally, since they have minus two costs on their mana,
they can just give themselves just infinite brace.
So that they always take like one damage.
Uh, we'll probably want something that gives them...
Yeah, we'll give them some extra healing give them a cat paw.
That's all that you really got.
Yeah, I think we just go extra thorns here.
And you know what?
Take some bird shit too.
Oh yeah.
That'll be good for you.
Uh, the Monika, as per always.
Radar's pretty dope.
Just for the, uh, just for the guaranteed crits.
And then Fighter Helmet, plus a Whetstone, and some Birdseed.
Bring that grenade with us.
Look at his charisma.
Look at him.
Beautiful.
Lock it in.
Did you do any solo runs?
Are they possible?
Yeah, you can do solo runs.
It's actually required to do it too.
Alright, so we have two soldierings.
Let me keep in mind here.
it out of the way early, you know.
I'm going to get a coin and kill one.
I should have gone for that seagull.
Hadouken.
I mean you've got really high intelligence so you could honestly use a duke in.
Raining Acid.
Oh, should have- I keep-
doing it in the wrong order
I don't give
Has this guy ever used whetstone before attacking?
Nope.
Let whetstone last.
Guess I'll take nerf.
Nerf isn't terrible.
Yeah, the monk does have starting off with Bleed as a mutation, but it's not that terrible.
Examine the locket.
Well, it's useless.
Double static and hardy.
Yikes.
Nice.
What a bad time there, buddy.
Oh my god, I did it.
Good job.
Actually, I should... no.
We'll do it twice next round.
Assuming there even is a next round.
Oh
Poison lace bomb shot chaos shot stakeout
Poison Lace isn't terrible.
The thing I dislike though about Dots is that for whatever reason...
Like...
The thing I hate about Poison, Fire, Blade is that bosses cleanse these debuffs.
like they'll just be like oh what's that you're stacking poison on me okay i've cleansed it
so it's like all right i'm glad i spent all that time set trying to stack poison when
i guess i could have just uh hit you for 50 damage instead and
for that reason i'm just gonna take bomb shot although i don't really have the
man at a bomb shot every round.
Bomb shot, cause it'll help me hit the book.
Chaos shot would be amusing. Chaos shot's fucking terrible.
literally garbage to your ability.
This one has to die first because every time we cast a spell we gain
all stats up so they gotta go first.
of
all
I need to kill all these birds.
bird shit
Oh, that's a good one
Gym membership, stimulants, rebuke.
Stimulants isn't terrible.
This is such a broken item.
Cheese is also really good.
Oh dude, we have cheese and cheese whiz, I wonder if there's a cheese set.
i might have underestimated uh... higher difficulty actor i got my ass kicked pretty hard
yeah hard labs humbles you pretty fucking quick let me tell you
does you think odds it's fine i've done enough runs
then hard lab shows its face
okay that one's insane come here
Good job.
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So, what can Forbidden Fart roll?
I literally got psychosis eight times in a row.
Yes, I did.
I have never had, I'll tell you right now, I, I have never had a good time with any of
the forbidden spells.
Every time I've gotten a forbidden spell, I cast it one time and then they get a debuff
that pretty much breaks the character right then and there.
I don't see where, if ever, using a forbidden spell is a consistently good idea.
It's more of a Hail Mary than anything else.
You take it as a, I think I'm going to lose anyway, so fuck it, we ball.
That's pretty much the only way you can use them.
Physical attacks on poison or bleeding enemies inflict plus one poison and or bleed
Psychic soul
One of my thoughts on the OST, every night I'm chasing the rats.
Feather darts, a range attack that can hit any unit in your line of sight can be used
three times per turn.
99 uses left.
Holy.
Plus one reach plus one range.
I like long arms.
But my soul shatter.
what's reach and range reach is melee range is range attacks
honestly I take it over soul shatter because it makes me just better
true I don't want to do AOE one damage
I'm s-
Not- not in the throbbing domain where we just have a billion fucking clots.
So now everybody's got some speed up to counteract the stats down.
I can't actually do anything this round.
now
Okay, I gotta be a little careful with my speed.
Nice.
Don't got enough mana to do what I want to do.
Nice.
Now everybody's getting stats down, let's move forward.
Now.
There we go.
Ooh, I got Stephen's mustache. Nice.
Bullseye, you never miss.
Oh, but the overconfident ranger.
Oh, overconfident, not bullseye.
It's always bullseye.
It's just death on impossible.
It kinda is.
so many ways that like you just take small amounts of damage.
of
some over here.
Kill you
ah
Bird no how could you do this to me bird
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I just realized the the unrestricted is letting me use my chainsaw every every turn it's kind of nice
Nice.
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Wow.
Give me all this trash.
Oh, my...
Oh, you're still alive.
There's all me money.
Wouldn't giving them the fear weapon be better?
every turn we'll give the yeah we'll give the chainsaw to the cleric
Two of these guys have madness so they're just gonna hit each other.
Uh...
Okay, no mana drain.
Seems kind of busted actually if I can do that literally every round.
Oh, I'm trying to see turn order here.
Oh, there is a mana drain.
They have mana drain.
Okay, he's not, he doesn't have any more turns this round.
Oh, I think I've seen that one before.
Well that's busted.
call on that. So they'll just never bother me. Okay, dude.
unless I'm right next to them
This turn is a lot of HP on the board.
Yeah
There it is.
I mean that hit didn't matter, Golden, because it was a kill anyway, that's why I didn't bother.
Wouldn't have changed anything.
I'm going to get some more intelligence, I actually need some more decks, get some
more decks.
deck scaling. What's this? An electric melee attacks with a chance to change to another enemy
within three towns can only be used by full mana. That's pretty fucking useless. Any glasses?
Tragile portal
Ooh, brass knuckles
Your basic attacks inflict bruise? Oh fuck
Yeah, that's awesome
Give that to the hunter
Why bring the collos guy? Cuz there are
There are unlocks for colorless as well as classes.
Not having a class is a class in its own.
So what do you got?
You got mana drain.
Lovely.
Everybody loves mana drain.
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Well, take another turn.
One damage.
Big.
Bigly huge.
Thanks, man.
Nice.
Okay, you should be able to hit you from here.
now
Now, you're next, we'll just give you speed.
Isn't the Hunter can't miss with Monaco Redundant?
Yeah, probably could change that out for something else, but they didn't have can't
miss when they joined in, you know? Any other glasses we want to use? I can give them the
Mustache but then they can't crit and give him barred.
Nice done a whole kilo of catnip.
Speed is king.
Okay, no managering, but this Jekyll needs to die.
Oh, fuck.
Uh-oh.
There's a problem.
Hunter should be able to kill that.
Nice, good to go again.
I should have gone for that one
Oh dude, we're getting good items.
Chosen Warrior.
Yeah.
Chosen Warrior is the way to go.
We're going to the Boneyard, right?
Mm-hmm.
How are we dealing with the book?
Ah, simple.
I just hope that he doesn't kill me.
Okay. No mana drain.
Okay, kill both of those, here we go.
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Nice. Ah, we have mana drain now.
Alright. Good.
Caught it.
I actually got to kill that.
I fucked it up.
Over here, or speed, and a heal.
Yeah, right here.
What do you even want?
Our strength wouldn't hurt.
Bash the sarcophagus.
Got a leg bone.
There's not even a sarcophagus. It's a coffin.
Same thing.
All right, chubs and nubs. Let's see what kind of modifiers we got.
We got fast braced chance of dodging crit. We have triple spikes. Oh boy
So Ranger you're gonna be killing the
Yeah, you're gonna be killing that
Let's give our melee's two sets of
Things there
I
Filly Filly
I feel you out.
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Nice, good hits.
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So far we're two for two on the bear traps really getting them.
Hey!
I'm
a
Uh, unbridled hits, no CPR, cartwheel.
I guess I take CPR here because I have no way of actually reviving a body if things
go bad.
I'm looking forward to hearing act 2 and act 3 songs again eventually.
Dude I can't wait to go back to the bunker.
The one in the dark is easily the best song.
Alright.
So we have two robes, that's really the only thing that's like problematic here.
Everything else is kind of whatever.
Okay.
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Nice, now he goes next.
These wists are a fucking problem.
That should kill him.
Okay, so that's the elite out.
Let's come to right here.
That's one less whisp.
I need to kill this Wisp.
Okay.
Alright, let's heal you up, show some warrior on you, Chainsaw, that other one is like so
So fucking far away.
Hey, get that one.
We got that one.
We can now move forward from over here.
How are you supposed to reach him?
Oh my god, he's actually out of bounds.
can only hit him with like range. Probably take steamroller here. That's probably gonna
be our best bet. And I'm gonna give the rotisserie chicken to maybe the cleric. And we'll keep
as is. I guess I can give you the monocle for now. That way you can't miss. Let's go.
Seems like Ranger's the best DPS, is that right? Honestly the thing is, Ranger's not
Not even the best class, it's just the most consistent.
When you look at the pool of cards that the ranger has, almost all of them deal damage.
Whereas a lot of classes, you could just roll zero damage up and go, okay, I guess I'm the
full support as a DPS class.
You know?
They've already said that the only thing that they're nerfing is like a few edge cases where like two pieces makes it infinite.
So they're not gonna like...
They're not gonna make it too crazy.
Well.
Steamroll.
Roll, now that I've got it.
I think I speak for everyone I say you really have some nerve trying to 100% while others
are struggling.
You selfishly make them look worse.
While make yourself look better.
Thank you.
That's the plan.
Make everybody else look terrible at this game.
You've found out my secrets.
Ow.
Thanks.
Ow.
Oh
Feel me please
Yeah.
I really could go for some more healing so I'm just gonna come over here and fear everybody.
how long would a speedrun be just to kill guy realistically you can probably do it in
like 70 hours probably less actually.
These are all terrible.
I guess needle shot.
I think it because you have to so you have to realize
here's how it works.
You have to go to the alley and then that unlocks junkyard and sewers.
You end your run.
Then you go to the junkyard and that unlocks Boneyard and then you end your run.
Then you go to the Boneyard and you complete it.
That unlocks Guillettina and then you end your run.
Then you go to sewers and that unlocks Caves and that ends your run.
Then you go to K's, and that'll unlock the Wall of Flesh.
And then that'll end your run.
And then you wait for Gilatina 3 to show up.
Once you've done Gilatina 3, then you can go to the Throbbing Domain.
Once Throbbing Domain is done, you can go to the Desert.
And guess what?
You get to do the same thing all over again.
Do the Desert.
Unlock Crater Bunker and your run.
Go to the Bunker.
Unlock the Core.
And your run, go to the crater, unlock the moon, and your run.
Unlock pyrophena and unlock xaratana.
Wait for xaratana 2 and 3, so that you can go to the rift.
That'll get you into the lab.
Lab same thing.
Go to the ice age, or go to the lab, then get a quest to go to the throbbing domain.
Then go back and go to the ice age.
there and your run. Then do it again and go to the Jurassic. Once you do that, then you'll get the
the Terminator to show up. Wait for him, kill him, then you can go to the future.
From the future, complete that and your run. Now you've got the end. Once you've done the end,
And now you have to wait for the three bosses to show up.
Once the three bosses show up, then you can go on a quest to go to the Throbbing Domain
into the Rift and into the Infinite.
So it's just a lot of fucking runs.
Now that's obviously not the most, probably not the most efficient way to do it, but
That gives you an idea.
Hey!
You gotta level up.
Ooh.
You and adjacent units get two speed and one intelligence.
That's kinda nuts actually.
Stimulance plus actually might be better than chosen warrior plus.
Do you have anyone that int scales? Yeah, the priest.
But also I can show them where you're all blind. Now we're going to take stimulants.
Yeah, we're going to take stimulants plus.
all right what you get speed damage and luck noted
everyone high HP that's pretty much healed
and come over here made a dirt tile nice
How you can't steamroll bosses, sad?
Okay
Alright, let's come over here, kill that one, check it land, it's uh, let's done last,
champion who is there speedy high damage maggots
all right.
Incum over here.
Bomb off of those. Get a reset.
Let's finish that one off, get another reset.
Let's get these chickens.
Nice.
Elite Burfer
of
race plus nerf plus
Fuck it. We roll.
Alright.
This is what we got here.
Tunnel is free. A duke and does 5 extra damage.
Take the duke in I guess.
Take the strained marvel.
Alright, hard mode in the...
Oh, fuck.
And this is where fear starts to come in handy, because holy fuck, that is a lot of elite werewolves.
Holy fuck.
And we have all stats down too while we do this as well.
Nice.
All right
He's next we want to give the hunter more speed there we go now. We'll give him an extra attack
Second when being free actually makes things a lot better.
Okay.
Has anyone told that borrowers with difficulties do not contribute towards the completion percent?
They don't.
Then why are they on there?
Why is there a checklist?
Why is there unlocks?
Why do I unlock things when I kill new bosses?
Why is Gilatina 3 on impossible difficulty giving me more unlocks?
So many questions, if only I had the answers.
that one has got a fucking go
of
What the hell?
goes next. This one, this one. This one's got to die because it has so many stats up.
This is not good.
He's got madness, that's cool.
Nice.
Yeah, things are gonna come in hitting like a fucking truck.
I
Holy fuck
Yeah, right there will work.
Oh boy.
Yeah, this might be a reset.
Yep, that's a reset.
Oh, dang it.
That's not my fault.
I buffed the fucking super one too hard and didn't pay attention to it.
What I didn't seem to realize is that this guy's got two resonance on him.
Not one, but two resonance.
And that's a fucking problem.
That is a fucking problem.
Good, he rolled Resonant again.
Fuck yeah.
nice all right that went a little bit better
So over here, Helia.
Okay.
Hit that one.
Pin that one.
Hit that one.
Steamrolls kinda nuts.
Yeah, Steamroll with high thorns is pretty good to just roll into the enemy.
Natural healer.
Open it!
Hell yeah.
Doug feels confident.
Alright, what do you got?
Hardy, lucky and shielded.
and you're actually already in a corner which is really convenient
Hey buddy.
Alright, let's just nerf you.
nice. got the reset. good. basic. another one of these.
All the corpses are buried
You can't forget your pain
You can't be seen alone now
And you'll never die
You can't live for this long
You'll hear the future love
You'll be cared for by you
I
That's right
bro
Not bad.
Nice.
I
Nice.
All the fall and your spirit is waiting in the shadows.
The skeletons are singing a super natural song.
And there's a rotten, slurred cat.
Our sour, slurred demon grass.
There are variations going on.
Just a little bit.
The sand, the water, the mud, the grass.
All the corpses are gone.
I
Technically I could kill Debak right now, but that would be kind of a bad idea
I should have just killed him
Come come
Fucking infinite brace works.
I
Yep
I don't know what to do with it.
Bra.
Oh my god. Okay, maybe giving the infinite fear to the boss was a bad idea.
I can't get in range of the boss.
Oh, thank god.
of
There's a rotten smell of death
Now it's starting to rise
The same as before
The same words
Oh, man
All the courtes
You can't forget
Your own
That is in the phonia
I guess you'll never die
Nice.
We did it!
Reap TRS, thanks for the brand new frames, dude!
Oh, Raven, thanks for seven.
rubber arrows please God
monks can now learn unstoppable all cats can now learn skill share
Nice.
And we got a butt pan.
Uh, sworn enemy, thank you for the brand new pram.
Just soaring.
Thanks for seven.
I only have like two more classes and then I am done with Divek for all.
Fuck.
Holy moly that's a lot of mech it's
to
Kill me.
Alright, you could use a little more healing.
Yeah, that fear is so nice.
Mix up plus long arms plus unburdened motion I think mix up plus that's actually pretty
good flying confusion to enemies is really strong investigate the mirror it's just a
mirror. No. Okay, this isn't honestly too bad.
Nice.
Now.
of
You know something I realized? I feel like this place doesn't have the same music as
the actual final boss, you know? I guess all the last zones are kind of like that. The
music doesn't match the final zone or the final boss not the birth
Not the Marthun.
Now.
Some over here.
There we go.
Ow.
hear me out a squad all with necrosis and then a butcher to do things with poison meat
based on actions with a once per turn restriction of 50% chance to be castable again nice unrestricted
plus her infinite chainsaw works because you don't really need the scream anymore
when fear doesn't really do a whole lot to this next boss
You're gonna lose every single 50-50 probably
All right, what do you got sparkles depressing and static oh boy
You know chainsaw might not actually be a great idea, so I'm gonna not do that
I'm just gonna nerf you
Oh
I'm not sure if I can get the kill
I'm dead
It's not bad for stopping me, I was like why can't I move?
Oh
of
There we go.
Let's do another attack.
Another whetstone.
I can't get to where I need to go.
Also I shouldn't put a bear trap there.
you just got to sell it
hopefully he doesn't take
Yeah, that's what I was worried about.
Okay.
All right, we can come over here, feel you.
Oh
Come over here
more confusion that point is that or that bleed is starting to tick up that's
That's just a bit of a problem.
Nice.
Go again.
I
Stimulant for you
I
Every set
Somewhere here let's do a big hit
All right, uh, we can come over here, use me a small heal.
You can do two of those
Let's come here feel you up we're gonna sell it
I don't want to go to the stimulates.
Honestly, Zealot just has a very little value in here because of that.
We do have guaranteed crypts here, so that's nice.
I should kill that one
Shanks off.
Good hits but I can't do any more damage.
some over here
Feel you up
Big hits
All right time for some new modifiers, what we got
still have sparkle and now we have shocking oh good anything you into
stuns which means I can't even use fair traps on them anymore but at least
the pressing is gone now
Okay, we can put confusion on them though.
That's confusion.
and
that's Nerf and
We gotta grab that heal.
to
get
to for what's down here
I
Hadook in that one
I'm here
I got confusion again
of
the U.S. you got like a full hill
I
For themselves
I can go to this meat over here and then I'll heal me for 10
Yeah, I move over there
So, let's go ahead and heal you.
Alright, now we come over here.
Point's also heal?
Yeah, but it doesn't heal as much.
Also it's all allies heal, not the priests themselves.
Hopefully it doesn't jump anywhere too fucky.
Nice.
Oh.
There it is.
All right.
I think that makes me up for you.
Head brand and normal ears.
normal ears it's just an all stats up nice head brand if your movement
action is jump if you land on a unit deal one damage to it and bounce to an
adjacent tail this counts as empty armor slide
okay so basically only useful on the month got it
Definitely want that callus.
Honestly, this jeweled drug's not that great.
I think we're done with cancer.
Not keeping the monk gear?
William's syndrome plus five charisma minus five intelligence your attacks may charm.
That's kind of cool.
to bring in the healer. Bring a monk. Just bring a smile because you've got a callus
on you. A ring fighter. Should be good enough.
Twin Shot rubber heroes.
Alright.
Am I going to do a whole kilo of catnip?
Sure am.
Let's do it.
better place to do an entire kilo.
God, look how much charisma he has.
He's so charismatic.
All right, let's do it.
All right, so let's see what we got.
Head has 400 HP, body 400 HP, it's got brace burn bounce, it's got stun immunity sparkles
and shot good hit the start
There we go.
We'll put bait next to him.
There we go.
and warrior a whole kilo chosen warrior chosen warrior chosen warrior chosen warrior chosen warrior
go get it
I
Damn gone hard
get some self-inconfusion
and let's do
show action of your regular hits first 28
30
16 34 18
Yep
of
All right, so we swap from over here, Melee, Hadouken, Hadouken again, kill the head.
the body
of
I can't perform CPR in the head.
Bring it back.
House on him. Nice.
Oh, I healed all the trash and that gave me a bunch of armor. That's nice.
I
Just keep pushing yeah
All right, yeah, they should off
Steven has been unlocked nice
get harder in seconds is Steven is Steven from something other than the binding of Isaac
Because he's given this person a lot of character.
Time Fuck?
Gotcha.
I don't know that game. I'll have to look at it.
That's probably one of his like earlier games, isn't it?
Alright, so we've finished Gilatina 1, 2. Now it's just the final one.
What do we got here?
Steven!
A melee attack.
If this hits an allied cat spawn a quarter sized copy of them with 25% of their stats.
The copy is AI controlled.
In order for this to reload though, meaning being able to actually use it, an allied
cat dies.
So you have to have a cat die and then you can use it.
Now there are ways to get allied cat deaths without actually killing one of your own.
I
You get some good passes. I might get some inbred out of it, but...
Alright. Grizzly. 10% chance to miss.
gone maxi with schizophrenia at the end of your turn spawn a hallucination it
has madness attacks any unit except you and fades after its turn
to be a solo cat true just watching your stream what's your favorite class in
eugenics favorite class I really like a good fighter if not oh god so many
Let's see what side quests we got. We've already done most of the side quests, we're looking for the ones that we failed.
Oh, I got the combo! Let's go!
Where's it want to go?
Hang on.
Uh...
What's fucking icon is it?
There it is.
The rift in the moon!
Nice. I can actually do both.
Well, we're going to the rift.
It's your toast.
Yeah, we can use you.
Baby man.
It's fine.
Bard.
Yeah, you're good.
Tyson. We can use you.
Oh
Oh, yeah, you're good
of
The final guillotina.
Oh look at that 88% let's go.
My title. One whole percentage increase.
Imagine clicking the terminate button by accident.
and
crazy
with the car
you're really good
Shushka you're good. Charlie. Nah, speed's kind of bad.
Ah, Chucho. You're really good.
I'm going to do that bad way, Barry you're very good, hope you're good, Pandora you're
good Diablo you're good Neapolitan now speech to love
all right. All right. Where are we going?
take the bard
grab Fafo
grab you
Oh, you're kidding.
All right, let's just make sure we actually do this correctly this time
All right, so we're going to the rift
I'll just bring two hunters.
Two hunters and a tinkerer that can heal.
and spend all his mana healing.
Beautiful.
I think I have a never sound.
Bring a druid they got low HP
All right
Give you a never stone give you a block
Give you an angry face
Beautiful
Booby trap, Koji, off how you've got potential.
Take the spiders.
I think I'm going to pass on the spiders this time.
So I'll just be doing a normal run.
You know, just a humble normal run.
Probably equip whatever we end up getting with us.
Bring some cheese so we can stay sustained.
the cheese. Junker, what'd you get? Armor up? Fuck yeah. You're useless. Alright, let's
All right, let's do it should be good all right. We're going through act two
How crazy
Maybe we don't do them.
Maybe we don't do that on Crazy.
Chat stop spoiling.
was chat spoiling
good round one
Why do you have a spider-link, friends?
me
got it
I think I'm reliable shield generator.
Alright, so what we have right now, we have angry face, which makes this cat our enemy.
Thus, they are no longer our ally.
We also have the loner, which at the beginning of the churn they will kill all of their
allies, which, coincidentally, is all of my enemies.
Good job everybody good hustle
I
I don't know how it's going to work here, because you can't
to kill bosses. So instead you'll just do 25 damage. So bosses I still have to fight.
holy fuck bro what the fuck is that
of
the
of
It's important that we don't destroy the, it's important that we don't destroy the
body.
Good hustle, everyone. Good hustle.
Got him.
I guess I'll take sleep nerds.
Ooh, a soldier!
Nice!
Okay.
You tried so hard.
Wait, what?
Why'd he eat the never stone?
How'd you eat the never stone?
Okay, I don't know how you did that, but alright.
Only chat tried to warn me.
That tries to warn me about things that aren't even real.
It's hard to take anything chat says seriously.
Cause they're usually wrong.
genuinely I have no idea how he ate the never stone
It's just related to the mask.
Oh, good.
Alright Gambit, let's do it.
I
Get a roll
Nice.
and that's honestly fine
3. Armor specialist passive equipment. Your equipment passive effect should double.
I'm a little worried about Alien Crater, I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little worried.
don't exactly have high DPS right now and I'm really worried that the boss is
okay
Nope, I'm run, as you were.
of
I
Earlier no money
don't
jump over the snakes
Hell yeah.
I get a meteor.
Move one tile, leaving a maggot familiar behind you.
Huge.
We got butt scooped.
strange eggs
because you know
that don't matter
of
that he couldn't kill all
Okay, dude, okay
of
I have to give him a full heal.
strength it is human hand
of
Oh
Oh yeah, which one is that actually, I don't think I've seen that one before.
He learned blessed skip
I need to attack that inflicts charm three wait that's good
All right, this will be interesting
Well, he's gonna destroy the body
Good
Nice.
Well, so much for this quest.
Save scan?
I mean, I'll try it, but I'm going to tell you, I don't think that's going to save
anything? I'm pretty sure he's dead no matter what.
I'm going to give you a little extra HP I guess.
And the cactus hat so that maybe you don't die immediately.
vase, vase still fails the quest.
There we go. We'll give you the big rock necklace too.
Uh, the mask takes the same slot as the anger face, I can't put that on.
Well, I mean, that's a little better.
Yeah?
That's a little better.
Oh, but I can't.
I can't shoot.
Because of where he's at.
Okay, we're gonna actually hurt the boss
Fuck me.
Well.
of
the
death
of
the
death
Okay, behold. We can actually shoot the boss.
Hey, we did it.
Beautiful.
Build a turret, drill down short circuit, nerf spot.
I guess I'll build a turret.
I haven't seen that one before.
Yeah, you don't get any more items, fuck you.
Oh, your equipment's passage is doubled.
That's what it is.
I was like, what the fuck?
How am I getting somebody to get in health?
What the fuck, man?
I don't know what else I can give you.
I actually probably don't want the sparkles.
Alright, to the moon!
of
this
get. I got a kilo of cat there. Hell yeah.
Another broken rib.
Stony feet.
Asteroid Belt. New item.
Plus two Brace, 10% chance to block damage.
Nice.
Smash the trash!
I got nine Brace, Jesus.
Oh, that's cool.
Spun little turrets.
Sick.
Oh, my god.
We'll get him, turrets.
Turret plus?
So I'm gonna rocket turret.
Probably don't want to do that.
I might destroy the body by accident.
But the content, bro, that ain't content.
safety dance plus it is no it's not it's just throwing I swear one of you even
starts typing. Well, that's what we want you for. I'll end you.
Oh, yeah, good item.
Uh, tapi toes appear a lot.
Tapi toes.
Nice, you can one-shot him now.
What is happening so there's a quest item that makes
There's a quest item that makes the druid on my team hostile and there's another item that makes the druid kill all of his allies
And those combined
I get very powerful.
Now he's not going to be able to one shot man in the moon.
But he is certainly gonna try.
I mean that definitely reduced the amount of HP I gotta deal with.
Alright, let's hand it goes first.
This one does.
I'm gonna be like, ready.
Let's see here.
Yeah.
Well, didn't know you could do that.
Oops
Cuz I charmed him we ate his own fucking and
Well, it's gonna be awkward.
I
Oh, this is awkward.
I
some
Okay, nice imposition
and
there we go
Fist into him.
Oh, spider webber, Paris.
I was like, what's different?
You're the host.
All right, into the rift.
Or you can get swallowed and guide the hands to slam into him.
What?
You can get this out of insta kill.
I've fucked up as the druid yes
Oh, fuck.
Reflects projectiles.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ho, ho, ho!
I
Was by scowl, okay
Well, I was again
I can't do this fight because I can't do I literally can't do this fight
Nice.
I
if
I
Nice
That helps
Okay
Nice.
Hold under turn.
That's one down.
I mean that hurts him one zero
Jesus stop stop
I
My god
Okay, it dies on its turn
We did it
God I guess we take gravity falls here
We're a little fucked up.
Any more items I can put on to make this maybe slightly better?
I mean that.
That gives you some fucking range.
Let me tell you, buddy.
May as well.
Now then, for you, I'll take some brace.
Looks like a lip filler.
The thing is Red Deuce can only be used once.
But Akilo is forever.
may as well hold on to the bandana
Jesus
Oh shit, I have... I have CD's.
that's all you got
of
which is actually really good for me
I
These turrets can't actually reach the boss just fyi
now that's her turn range of the
of
is that one stuck back there and I don't want to end this preemptively
That's more over here.
There we go.
I
Know
Stop rolling!
Alright!
of
maximum to do hail and nails
less potential but it can't miss
come over here spot me
I'm sure the glass, throw it at you.
Actually, I probably shouldn't have built that, fuck.
That's what come over here.
Okay, so we have to spread out now.
I may not honestly be able to beat the boss.
the body. You're right, you should deal with the body. What the fuck mutation do you have?
Why is your body so weirdly shaped?
cheese.
I
of the
of
all its not over were good
So that I can give it more corp self.
I can stay there.
That's fucked.
year old project reflect I literally can't even hurt him right now
the
does something
are you fucking kidding me it spawns the body over here and then killed it
I'm going to have to take the second punishment.
Okay well now look at them they're all dunked up.
The Dirt Crew is on the case.
Can't really throw a good punch with the thumb up, but...
What's the point?
Give up.
End the run.
For all you know, I'm tracking these save scounds and sending them to your whole friend's
list.
Stop it!
You know I know your IP address, right?
Thanks shit
Maxine give you the filler have an idea here
Oh
Everyone has deja vu now
Keep the Druid alive.
You can't really do anything right now.
the
and
Yeah, they didn't spawn out of bounds.
Yeah
Yep
I
Just do
He has chaos now, oh goody
He's like he gave himself a lot to
of
No!
Fuck no!
No!
I'm just like a burning, burning stone!
Here's a fire that won't survive!
A potion couldn't get much fire!
Fix that, got me buried!
great great death location good job
I
Nice.
Steel time.
If this crits, refresh your basic.
That could be good.
I'm going to use my
huge
All right
Dejavu
Dejavu again
I
There we go.
Got ten corp cells now.
10% by the way.
I
I'm not doing it for the strike new girl. I'm taking the money for a thing.
It's not a good place.
Life is so strange.
I'm not in the samples.
There's a guy sculling the brain as much.
He's also not like another one of my friends.
I'm just a guy.
I don't need to scare you. Don't make me mad, cause I'm who's better.
We must go.
It's all wrong just sitting in the silence.
Fall apart and don't take off.
Get to the ear. I've seen the trouble.
I'm a tiny barrel.
I'll see you in the tourniquet house and through tiles and I'll realize the tactics I can.
All right.
Nice.
I
Big
So close
Please
Okay
Yeah
of
over here
Nice.
Although I don't know why I did it in that order.
God, I'm stupid sometimes.
where's the body? 13.
revive all bodies, fully heal all units and clear all status effects.
no i don't think i want to do that one. i don't think i want to do that.
out of these give anything
you
define
Oh, he's got reflect on
breaking point and that's all we got
Give all units stats up
Does he have projectile reflect on?
I actually don't even know
Now
Tom the Gamble
He doesn't have projectile reflectile
Still better though
still my best move it's fucked up as that is
god what a shit shit
Scrapper's Mask has been unlocked, Fireworks has been unlocked, plus 3 armor when you
break an item gain three armor fireworks use emit five sparkles if you end your
turn with zero mana this gains plus one use a lot's kind of dope actually that's
sick I like fireworks
Hopefully it's not the one with the callus.
It's one of the other hunters though.
Yeah.
I believe in you tinker.
You can do it.
Hey, I got it.
What'd I get?
Rotten Guts, plus two constitution, minus one charisma, plus two health regen, spawn
a Charmed Maggot, or Fly when you enter turn.
Nice.
That's actually not a bad one. I like it.
Maui.
grab a soldier, grab a firework, slip filler, a lot of guts, anything else I care about?
So Jar Kitava coming. It's coming. It's trying to put a new, it's trying to make a new height,
A new god ranger and then shove him full.
Shove him into a jar.
Alright, let's see what he's got to say.
These should be the last two side quests.
Actually, no, we have the party one.
Very nice work.
Look at us doing science together.
But check this out, while you were gone, I made another mask.
This time, I did a happy face.
That is the emotion you feel when you make money.
Speaking of, here's 400 pieces of pure joy.
Nice. Also, isn't being single so refreshing, pretty neat invention, right?
Well, check this out.
Now, if we just rub the serial number off the bottom,
and draw a little two on the side.
We get the loner too!
Cooler-looking, lightweight, and totally untraceable.
Got one myself.
Garydavi 24-7.
Maybe I'll show it to you one day.
So what do we got?
Happy face.
Spawn near enemies and take an AI-controlled bonus turn at the start of every battle.
Ooh.
scary item scary scary item but also not bad I will take it it's it's fun
enough for me I'll take it and loner mark to deal five damage to anything in
line of sight on reloads when an ally dies so like even a fly that's pretty
cool
All right bar to my keep in you
No
The Frank
Uh, Fafo.
Yeah.
Defiant.
Koji.
Yeah.
There we go.
Megan Progress, baby.
Megan Progress.
Hello, Bar.
What's your opinion of the best NPC progress route for the early game?
For your early game, level up Butch, 100%.
You can pretty much ignore Babyjack.
Bauru, ignore Tink, ignore Tracy. What I ended up doing is I got the first house upgrade
from Frank, then I leveled up Butch like four times, then I kept leveling up Frank again.
I'm sure, I mean, you have to, when I say like ignore Tink, I mean like he's not, he's
kind of whatever you'll get you kind of like you get him naturally you know I
mean like you're gonna get a lot of rejects anyway that you just level them
up naturally
Toi Krait, Ethereal Skull.
I'll be right back in a second.
All right, let's end the day.
All right, we keep in you
All right, Bentley.
sure I'll keep you
never ski may or keep him
and the door
and keep you
and go
Yep, you're good.
Uh, you have...
Ew, god no.
Bester, you're good.
Uh...
Hermangelo?
Nah, that's not an idea.
What do you got, garbage?
Alright, we got, let's do another run.
I
Was it all right who has not done boneyard at this point
We should only have like psychic
Psychic and jester that's it. Those are the only two we have left
Alright, actually let's do...
All classes Act 1 and Possible is our current goal.
We've done Collarless.
Which is it?
Show?
Hey, it actually does.
It shows Collarless too.
That's pretty cool.
Alright, so we need a jester and we need a psychic.
Just grab a psychic, grab a fighter, I'll make you the ranger of the group, make you
the psychic, make you the jester.
Alright, perfect world scenario.
We're good.
What'd you get? Telekinesis, push a unit within your line of sight, away 10 tiles.
Mind Tempest, after every six spell you cast, gain an all stats up and plus one magic damage.
Neat.
You got marked and traps, exert and patella reflex.
Suplex and Lucky Swing.
All right.
Hmm.
No healing, this'll go well.
If we can farm Gnarled Claw early, that could actually be a big save for us.
We're going to give you the Butt Pan.
Some Brace.
actually
price 2
give you the guts
Hi Charisman doesn't really help you a whole lot.
Try to think of who could actually use the fireworks here.
You start eight mana, you could actually do fireworks.
Give you plus two range.
I'll give you a humble all stats up.
Nine mana Mrs. Fireworks now?
You're right.
Gosh dang it, you're right.
I'll give you a bag of grass, I might be able to use it.
What am I doing with you?
So you have Mark, so you don't really need Monocle.
So I'll take the one dex down for the two range, but keeps you much more safe.
That is self-sustaining.
This might be my last run through the boneyard.
Actually, I should give you the monocle.
That way I don't have to worry about lucky swing fucking me over.
Does classless only get neutral skills?
Yeah, unless they take path of the whatever.
Alright, let's do it.
Oh, that's so nice, holy.
Ooh, he's getting some all stats up.
This just has to get kills, so I'm actually going to come over here and try and farm on
the maggots.
I did not want to pull you that close.
Suplex
Punch you
And then suplex again
Now yeah stun that cat
There we go.
I'm gonna try and do another round.
inflict slow on a unit within your line of sight if you cast this from full man second and flip the mobilize and deal
damage with draw pull any unit in your slain of sight
to a tile adjacent to you
ooh
the draw is actually pretty good
because you can pull
Flip blind two on each unit near you in your line of sight.
Every enemy in your line of sight takes an extra turn.
They are charmed on that turn.
Mass hysteria could really come into play.
I examine the guts.
Okay, so I got a snack.
All right, I'm just looking for elites here.
All right, we're looking pretty good.
Does this count? It does not.
Bruh. It's on me. I should have marked first, but I'm
it.
Get out of here!
Oh, this only affects enemies.
Alright, let's come over.
Put an arrow.
Exert.
of
Now we're up to 4 damage.
I hate all these.
Hold up Falcon Punch and Blood Fury go crazy together.
Falcon Punch is so fucking terrible, there's a reason it costs two mana.
I'll tell you that right now, there's a reason that it costs two mana, okay?
There's a reason.
now
amazing
of
the
All right, they die on their turn or they're just dead.
all right I think they run away if they don't have any cats so I think we're
good
let's get another gnarled
Alright, so we got glare inflict madness on a unit in your line of sight, propel, dash forward,
one tile and attack, burgeoning barrier and landscape.
Propel's not terrible because you already have suplex and suplex is pretty good.
We have stun, but I won't look for something else.
What weapon?
Do you refresh your weapon ability?
Wait, I could give you the claw and now you could actually start leveling up the claw.
That actually could be really nice.
We'll take Rehook.
What's your current weapon?
Ooh.
E-Squat potential.
Freehook must have so many broken interactions, oh it definitely does.
I mean just inflicting fear onto everything seems kind of nuts as well.
Just scream at everything.
Okay that's gotta die first.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Just apply three...
supply three fear to everything
I realized Master Stereo in that situation was actually not ideal.
Nice, there's another kill.
I can just do it every single time why did I jump right next to you like I have a fucking
melee attack. It's okay.
Probably spawn pooters here.
Another fighter's helmet.
Oh good, we've only got up 1% I was afraid we missed a lot.
No, it wasn't enough to kill.
Oh shit.
You're gonna res.
Why does the current quest look like clickbait?
I don't know.
gain two armor when you lose armor gain one thorns e-tank self-assured
that's a re-roll. your explosions are larger when you end your turn with
exactly two casts exactly two spells gain one bonus attack when you end your
turn if you have exactly two mana gain plus one bonus attack
I mean, good vibes is not terrible.
Good vibes it is.
The vibes?
Phoebus.
I genuinely don't think you can fuck up that.
your other passive ability is shared with other cats and your party at the start of
each battle.
Your basic attack spawns a bear trap if you shoot it on an empty top.
Dude, that actually could be really good.
Cause then the psychic can target empty tiles and just place traps down.
The fire element damage increased by one.
All right, he's got mana drain so we do have to burn all of our mana
Make sure you might as well get a back stab here
Holy
Okay.
oh hell yeah look at that dude the psychic can now set up bear traps holy
Shit, that's amazing.
I do need to burn my mana though.
Nice.
Plus one of the claw.
Superb!
I keep not burning my mana I need to literally burn it on nothing.
I hate mana burns so much because I just forget to burn my mana.
Oh another Neerald Claw, nice.
valuable cat probably uh of course there's also rat style I do like rat style
it's got your most valuable cat though
All right, there is mana drain there
Man, for a 25% chance to miss, that's kinda high.
Level up the claw, now it does 10 damage.
Where's the fuckin' nanoburnit?
It's over there.
Good.
We're going mana burn. We're going mana burn.
just do that, break the barrier, hit em
No!
Alright. Kill that one. That's all you got for right now.
weakness on all enemies in your line of sight.
Yeah.
Gravity, element abilities, spawn, floating glass.
Your basic attack is plus four
knockback.
What's considered a small enemy? Is it just one tile?
Like how's that work?
I don't know what's considered small.
Oh wait never mind I know it's the one with like the the tiny skull never
mind it'd be the tiny icon so like
clots and shit all right to the back
in a reality shatter
I think reality shatter I bribe him nice was that a good thing or a bad thing
All right, so we got here, uh, no mana drain.
No.
Nice.
Let's see if I got a stun on you.
Nice, I don't have to worry about you now.
Very nice.
Oh, he revives.
Very nice.
Oh, he revives.
He does as well.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, that's a problem.
and he's in tall grass
That one also needs to die.
No!
Finally
Um
Ow
He's smart
Honestly, strength is pretty good for you.
Lucky coin purse.
You're kind of fucked up.
I'm gonna give you a snack.
I'm gonna give you a whole ass chicken and then
I'll give you a little battery
Nope.
No, I don't think it was the glass shards.
I think it's he wanted to melee the cat, not any AI will always go for the cats if possible.
And because there was a fly in front of me, there was no reason for him to go forward
one then up and around, you know?
So it was the fly that was next to me that got me.
Double shield actually is not even the, doesn't even look like it can benefit from it.
Nice. Well, I did a whole lot of nothing.
Ow!
Beautiful.
Make me up!
Nice, he's up now.
Oh nice, you can actually put down traps too.
Although it's a little more awkward, you can do it.
So close to death
Another kill for the claw
Take two more strength.
Ooh, DNA multiplier. Yes, please.
Shoehorn's also a pretty good item.
I probably didn't need the health there, and it probably actually could have gone dex
cause I'm eating cheese all the goddamn time but...
is what it is.
Alright, so we'll start right side.
Don't crit, Gallia.
Block him in.
There's a big scary one back there. I don't like it.
No.
Oh, wait. I don't want to do that.
No.
of
He's got a fear on him, so we should be fine.
There we go.
Lock them in with a fart.
And then we'll exert.
Begin.
Level up the claw.
All levels are on the rise, chat.
I beat the Boneyard boss today while being fully Steven controlled.
nice dude that's oppressive actually
surprise there isn't an achievement for like killing a boss while being fully
stevened I don't want to fucking bear
now we're starting to get our pick of the litter here in terms of like what we
want to kill on round one. Let's take you out. Double Brace, that is disgusting. I'm
poop and keep you in there. Mass hysteria on everybody. Kill the bird. All you. Push
you
They're doing great
case anyone ever asks
Oh nice.
Well, it's just a bird from over here grabbing another cloth.
Now you can heal up.
Yo, just this bait.
Thanks for subbing.
Appreciate that.
Cephalos Gaming needs for that Prime as well.
Do appreciate it.
I'm dead, I guess.
Stop reviving
Nothing.
Level up.
Claw.
Pufferian, thank you for the sub as well, Clue.
Thanks for subbing.
MegaGrav, damage and throw each unit near you to random tiles.
Ancestral Recall.
Upgrade one of your spells at random for the rest of the battle.
Sure.
That seems like fun.
What's the point of psychic? Psychic is a support class.
Usually for disrupting the enemy or giving you a bunch of extra turns.
what we got here stun immunity damage and burn tar damage and fire there's
gonna be a fucking fire we have two fire bosses there's gonna be fucking fire
everywhere
stun immunity does not make you immune to fear though
Nice
All right, so he's marked right now so we can
Big damage, exert, big damage, flaw.
of
this
Target your stuff so ancestral recall plus target yourself or a unit within your line of sight and upgrade one of their spells
just permanently fear the boss
I
Over here go diagonal
Punch
Exert punch again
Claw
of
the
Gorgon Blair inflicts Petrify on all units in your line of sight, no.
Release energy, anchor.
Maybe?
See the anchor or re-roll here, cause the thing is like, we're pretty much re-hooking
and fearing constantly.
focus shot. Oh, prayer. There we go. I have a heal now! Catbot? Yeah, let me give my weapon
to the catbot and then lose it forever. Seems great. Alright, so a lot of bones here and
there are two mana drains on the side. We'll want to take out the mana drains.
Mass hysteria is probably going to go real hard here.
Take out the other mana drain.
Pull you closer.
Push you around.
That works too.
Yep, you get to kill that one.
Nice go again.
Okay, so that kills that one.
Now I need to try and kill this one here.
Let's come over here, suplex you.
I didn't kill either of them, fuck yeah.
Swappin' go dude.
Nice, I got the refresh.
Can go again.
I should have done that in the other order.
But that's fine, because you can still get a kill.
Tactical poop.
Yeah healing hurts the undead.
Holy elements hurt undead, which is a nice thing
Push burst
Take stinker spin, but
Unlikely to be able to use it
There's money everywhere, okay a lot of grave worms
Nice.
There is one in the back that has Manaturing.
and
I
Don't want
I think that's a backstab.
Nope, not quite.
Nice.
This is also undead.
I don't know if these are also undead.
Nice, second one is free.
Kill that one. Suck it wins. I'm going to need extra damage to kill that one.
to
kill the chicken
of
swap your highest and lowest that
I genuinely have no idea who's going to be the one that, uh, uh, Torrentendon, I think
to speed down. I don't know who actually should be the person that kills Daibuk. Genuinely
have no idea might actually be the Ranger because he's the least broken out of all of them
and what's the situation with swap stats begin good question I don't know
Yeah, my Ranger hits for fucking nothing. Yeah, they actually might be the best.
Let's do that.
That's not a maggot.
It said rally maggots, oh my god.
Nice.
Take a nap.
Nice.
Take a nap.
of
the
out
Oh.
Ow.
Nice.
You come over here, level up the claw, exert.
Kill that one.
15% chance to stun if you poop on a unit.
nice
of
the
Okay, the reapers in the corners are the important ones here.
These guys are basically nothing.
Come on!
Nice.
Okay, now he's available, we have to kill him.
I have an art. At least not what you're describing.
I can upgrade all of my abilities.
of
Okay.
Look at all this.
three hook plus super oh inflict bruise that's nice
I guess I can't bruise anybody like I can't bruise the king.
May as well make the stun free.
Or infinite range, you know, actually I'm going to take infinite range prayer because
that could be useful.
Holy fuck.
Ow, my units are next to them.
God, I love that so much.
It says to recor...actually can you...hang on, can you stun?
And then battery?
For another stun?
I need to science that actually.
Hunter just seems to get weaker every fight.
That's because our fighter is very powerful.
And to be honest, I kind of want a weak counter for this.
You may as well level up that server room.
Hey, we got an extra follower.
If they could get the kill, that'd be nice.
I can't give them items though.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Boop!
Drain's all mana. Good. Love a nice mana drain.
He's actually already in the spot.
I'm not sure.
You can't dodge.
Can't dodge the fear, buddy.
Yeah!
Meow!
nice ability nice good job
with a piercing yellow
There we go
I hate manager in so much
Yeah, that's that
not today
Okay.
I don't want the psychic to do it because I'm really worried the psychic is then going to be mass hysteria and I can only imagine what that's going to do.
I
Hell yeah, he's praying love it
of
Oh
Oh, yeah, we got shovel
I
Was just with your
Just start off as the alpha
Gestures have some more tricks up their sleeves, Helya.
The jesters have gotten better.
of
All right, yeah, this hunter is so weak
Oh, that thing's actually dangerous as fuck.
I didn't know this.
of
up
to kill the corpse
of
the little too aggressive
Okay, so that one dies on its turn.
of
I took a lot longer than I wanted.
Gravity, Element, Abilities, Spawn, Floating Glass, and Flick, Bleed, won.
After every 6 spell, Gain and All, Calm, All Stats Up, Magic, and Reduce the cost
of your spells by 1.
Okay.
I feel like these fights are going to be long, so.
Smash the Box!
the full that's actually good because you were really suffering on the HP all
right so we got here holy fuck a stem a stem cat that gets all stats up every
time we cast spells yeah that one's definitely got to go
Okay, so we can come over here immediately.
Kill it.
Kill that one as well.
We want to get all these stems out.
Don't let them regrow.
Okay, that one's got barrier.
Good, that spawns two more.
And that one's just fucking full HP.
It's got a fear on it, so don't have to worry about it.
Alright fighter go out and go kill.
Nothing tried.
,
there's so many little clots
I don't want to do bounty hunter all right made three more clots
and the
and turn
you over here to plaques
of the
What was the most broken build that I had yet?
Most broken builds?
I had the fighter ability.
I had the fighter ability to give myself an extra turn at the cost of having madness and
confusion on a mage and the mage was wearing a tinfoil hat which made them immune to confusion
and madness so on turn one they were able to give themselves 12 turns and basically
one turn every boss. I'd say that was probably my strongest. So what's skill
share plus? Your other passive abilities are shared with other cats in your party
at the start of each battle. When breeding your children will always
inherit your other passive. Oh that's insanely good if you had a passive I
cared about. You don't.
I think I'm just going to take the full heal on the decks.
you know what fucking tower defense and everybody now has tower defense
which i'm realizing is actually very bad idea
is that's just gonna cause lots and lots of clots to spawn
what do you got?
fire buff, lucky buff, spiky buff
Alright
Starting off with a humble 14
Wait that's insane
Mario shooting him he's a friendly, bro
I
of
the
of
and
I
Well big hits
See the chicken
Nice do it again do it again
Hell yeah
I'm not sure.
Push him.
And because he's on fire, he actually can't take any debuffs.
Honestly, Warrior might want to go jump in the water now because he's got some pretty
bad burn on him.
I saved the stun for phase two probably also should have doused the
I'm doing it.
There we go.
and
Nothing works as it should
Hard parts backwards and that's no good
You know it's served in right
It's even around in the dark of night
I'll see if there's something to do
There's nothing left to do
Something in your, something in your world
of
and
now
Oh, that sucks. There's no water.
This is like the only water tile right here.
Am I really going to use a fucking stun?
I have to.
Of course you missed it on yourself.
Missed it twice.
Okay, let's come over here.
Exert.
Another grab.
There we go.
I don't want to line up with my jester here.
of
Oh
Well at least he's got bleed on him now
of the
nice
in a star defense actually can't came in a clutch
He can actually, I don't even think he can attack because as soon as he moves to get in range he jumps away.
I think we've actually already got the fight down.
He's got 3 HP.
Got him.
Yeah, that fight would have been really fucking tough without...
Without tower defense.
No.
Actually, I don't really need you. You're kind of shit.
I'm gonna miss the loot on you, though.
Hey, I got a bucket.
What is that?
Bucket of blood!
Game 2 Constitution and minus 1 speed then heal 4.
Not bad.
Do you know right away if it succeeds that the cat still has gear on?
Wait, really?
Spoilers.
God.
How dare you.
But actually that's kind of nice to know.
Hmm.
All right, looks good.
Yeah, we do.
All right.
All right, it was really used up and I have
have a fresh claw anyway. Alright, baby man. Doug? Doug could be fun. Alright, let's see
what we got here.
Give you this.
a
Right in guillotine enough.
I swapped the wrong claw out. That's what Chet was yelling at me about.
Actions are the ones for battle restriction can be cast once per turn instead.
dead.
I don't really have a lot of, like, once per...
of
I think I've upgraded all your abilities.
I'm gonna give everyone speed.
now
Alright, that looks good. I'll bring a kilo of catnip with me as per usual.
Alright, what do we get?
Tobl-Manobdrain, oh, good.
Love that.
of
nice
making that filler
So come on, turn around, know you're not lost, but you can fight me with your headless
surrounding more than I am there.
You've done good in the end.
I think you'll like this, but the game of hide and seek will find you.
You won't even know your name.
You're running but you're the answer.
I'm ready to be doodled and you don't belong here.
Well, you'll never hide in my youth.
I'm ready to be doodled and you don't belong here.
Well, you'll never hide in my youth.
I'm ready to be doodled and you don't belong here.
No!
That was not good.
God that's annoying.
Stun new
God fucking missing yourself with your own heel
Ow, that was not what I wanted to do.
got another stun. You're sure everybody has like maxed out abilities now.
now
and
a manager and back on the board
Oh, she has a list for me
Come let me play
Don't run away
I'll find you and do what I've done
You'll find me
I'm coming for you
You're too kind
I'm ready to shut the door
I
Got everything has bouncy it's so annoying
of
the
I'm good I've trapped myself
off
I'm ready to show you that I'm out of my mind.
Lie down upon my table, don't get up, you won't be able.
Dictation's not the issue.
If you feel like a bore, at your puncture at a desk,
you'll be a fuck you need to have.
I assure you, you'll be back for more.
You'll run within your heart,
you know it's destiny.
You'll win.
You're slowing down.
You're a big demon.
You'll die.
You'll get you run by run by run.
There's nothing you can do.
Yeah
Damn
of
the
I
The Taurus so debilitating right now
Damn.
Not to mention this thing has fucking sparkles.
So fucking good luck.
Nice.
Oh good, and the Momma Maggot has Bouncy as well.
And Tar.
Fuck yeah.
Alright.
Welp.
Well, that's game boys
Literally can't move anywhere
Oh good and the enemies that it spawns also have bouncing.
Yeah, there's no way I can win this.
of
Does the mulligan work on this?
Good question.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to mulligan this though.
Like, I don't know if, like...
I have no idea how we can actually kill this because I genuinely think we're we're gonna fuck it like we're gonna lose
I
You'll grab the...
Okay, push your way.
All right, not the greatest, but we're getting somewhere.
the
You don't have this thing farther than I can bear.
You run, but in the end I think you like this.
The game of hide-and-seek.
Oh, but I find you, you won't even look your face.
You run, but you don't mean it.
You look bare-headed.
In all the love you've found, you'll never hide if I kiss you.
I
of the
one of more
I love you up, I guess.
So this will die on its next turn.
So now we can start working on...
there we go
now you start bracing
all right now we have to deal with momma maggot and gillatina
momma maggots gotta go first
Like there's no air around it. I gotta get them out first.
Actually, I don't need to burn mana anymore, do I? No, I don't.
And I can spam skills now, without having to worry about...
Bullshit
There we go.
turns of mass hysteria on the maggots get them
and
the rest done the maggot
fear everything
I'm not mine for you now, and when I'm done, you'll say I'm safe!
I'm not for you, I'm here for you tonight.
I'm ready to show the dawn to the light.
Lie down upon my table, don't get up, you won't be able.
Dip tissues on the issue, when you're in the middle of my lawn.
Acupuncture at the best, you'll be a bomb.
I
All right
of the
need to kill mama maggot
It'll get another turn and I don't want that.
Go for a hit there.
of
scruff of the U.S.
Yeah, it's just these two maggots now.
You're running but you don't need it. You don't trade. I'll be support
And all the money around you is in the bottom, like you should
See if I can get a heal going.
You won't need a heal.
Get hit there.
And then I can go diagonal, diagonal.
Hit him again.
Okay, that one's gotta die.
of
that one dies
Now
Burfers a problem
That's just a regular maggot, I'm going to do that.
I don't really want to exert
I
Stack and bruise that can
I think this is winnable because we don't have like seven stacks of the...
he's gonna go down. Yep.
177 left
so
he's not looking too good there buddy
nice that one actually needed to die
I
I'm
Oh, it's so close too.
I'm gonna take the second punishment.
Come on, man.
I believe.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just missing a ranger.
missing it
the problem is that this guy has bouncy on him so it's pretty much anti melee
and i have three melee dps
like that that's really what it comes down to
You can also try and keep everybody kind of healed.
I think you honestly might just want to like sit in the grass.
Oh, never mind deja vu. Don't do anything.
Question, does this... it does.
I think you like this little game of hide-and-seek,
but I find you, you won't even know your name.
You run, but you don't need it.
You're afraid I'll beat you, go to test it all,
and you'll never deny you're strong.
Wow.
Oh, god.
Wow.
It's a glip filler here.
All right, so telekinesis
Telekinesis spam
Please stop hitting him
Might be the only way we're going to get through this
need bruises the problem is is that we don't have actually no bruising isn't
going to do much to here. They just stacked the bleed.
of
the kids got 24 bleed right now
You get to go first...
Yeah.
And then he'll go.
Push you further away.
We need whatever little healing I can get.
Shoot further away
Boss considered undead I'm pretty sure it is I didn't have to like not hit it but
Okay, so we pushed the body away.
Wow.
We're just stacking Blade.
Lie down upon my tables and give up
You won't be able to deep tissues all the issues
And then kill my door
Accurate, I'll confess you'll be defunct and need to rest
Because I assure you you'll be proud of me
All that you run within your heart
You know it's death in the old man
I'm going down on a few feet
I'll bring you back to me
I'm going down on a few feet
I'll bring you back to me
All right, we stack up the bleed, it's looking good.
Nice.
Two health on everybody.
Big healing.
Don't
So we don't need to actually damage the head anymore because it's going to die in two
and
three turns
I
Okay, what do I do? I
I like that the bleed just fucking resets by the way great
First he'll fail second 10% all right I tried
Another 10%
Okay, Shriek isn't even that bad for you.
46 bleed hopefully that'll actually do something
Okay, he's got all his blade back
All right, all right, this is this is the majors last turn they will not be able to do anything else
It's winnable though. It's definitely winnable.
of
All right, that'll be your turn.
All right, so now let's do an AoE fear.
We'll do two of those.
Damn it's Mama Worm here.
Oh
God damn it, okay
Just back to back tense let's see it
Oh big crit holy fuck
I
I am sure
Okay, dude
Okay, well
Mama maggot with 700 maggots
That's just bad luck on the elite modifiers like if we didn't have fucking bouncy and tar
like brah
like 5 charm a mullo maggot wasn't applied
yeah
like bouncing is so shit because it's basically just like completely anti melee
because after the first hit you just can't fucking do anything so it's like alright dude
Fair enough then. I guess I'll go fuck myself.
That's what I did- that's what I brought was a little weak.
I will agree.
It was a little weak, but...
Whee!
That'll be where we call it for right now.
Now the good news is we are now officially done with the fucking boneyard
Look at that we are now done with the boneyard
Isn't that nice
Excluding solo I mean solo's different
Solo is gonna be waiting for like
I'm gonna have to like read specific units for that one because like tinkerer
I don't know how the fuck tinkerer soles anything
You know
There's also quad class runs
Nice anything else I need to know
How do you even do quad classes?
Uh...
Yes.
Alright, Jet.
The Tinker or Crafter Armor Set's pretty good if you make all three pieces.
No it's not! It's fucking garbage!
And it only works for the fight that you're in so once you lose your armor, it doesn't do anything
God that ability is so shit
All right, that's where I'm gonna go ahead and call it for today
That is where I'm calling it for today
What I'm what am I even ending at 88%
Not bud. All right, that's gonna be it for me today. I will be back again tomorrow for more Mugenics.
And uh yeah.
Thanks for watching. Thanks for hanging out.