You
I
Let me see those gloops.
Let me see those gloops.
And ducks.
Gloops and ducks.
I just want to hear the alien crater.
Give me that give me that hit
Give me that hit give me that hit
Good day. Good day everybody. It's time for some even more meologics.
and the player has time for even more of the projects.
We have acquired the 88% and now it is time.
It is time for the 89%.
That is what we will be working on today.
That is what we will be working on.
So I hope you are all ready.
Also check RE9 is coming out.
like three days. Three days until RE9. And I know some people are questioning,
will I be playing it? The answer is yes. But not only will I be playing it, I will be going for
100% in RE9 as well. But Balru, Mugenics, how are you going to 100% RE9 and Mugenics at the same time?
How are you going to do that?
Very carefully.
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very carefully.
Very carefully.
I'm sure when you died, but you're going in there, you're also going in there.
What we got here is Skyler, starting to battle with a mobile, incorrect.
We got the nuclear knife.
Nice
You know I think I'm gonna start doing if I don't want the cat
like if I don't want the cat what I should do is start putting them up like I guess in
here I don't know I need like a fight cave dude that's what I need I need like a fight
cave to put all my rejects and seriously just beat each other up you know
Maza, yeah, we'll keep you.
Diabetes, when you end your turn if you haven't eaten food, gain all stats down in confusion
one.
Nice.
Nice.
They're looking good.
Even more kittens.
How do you manage to have so good stats?
I'm struggling a lot to manage that.
Do you have any tips, God?
Well, your first step
is this.
Look at this boy.
Isn't he amazing?
Look at those stats, baby.
Not these on the left.
These on the right.
That is by the power of being mutated as fuck.
This...
This is your gateway to good cats.
You just gotta mutate the fuck out of them.
Just give them 8 million mutations.
Do I want you?
Nah.
Yeeeaaah.
God, I have so many cats.
Fafnir.
Uh, yeah, you're all right.
I'll keep you.
Whoopee.
I'll keep you.
Kodiak.
Nope
Chavez, yeah, you're really good
You're really good
I want you.
Oh, really?
There we go.
Alright, so yesterday, we have now officially
completed the boneyard. We are done with the boneyard with all classes. Every single class
is now done with boneyard. Well, as far as impossible difficulty, we still technically
have to do solos, but I'm not worried about grinding that out. And yet, Collarless as
well has done the boneyard. So now it's time to start clearing out the cave. So first
is there anybody who has just never done caves period doesn't look like it looks like everybody
has done caves except for colorless yeah everybody's done caves except for colorless but we still need
to do we still need to do hard mode so uh let's see what we want here
I'll make you a cleric
uh have you done no I don't think any nobody has done impossible so we can bring like
like really whatever we want.
I'm going to bring a butcher for you and then
might go just straight colorless.
Maybe this might just be a straight colorless for because colorless has not gone to the
caves at all.
Uh, shouldn't clearing on impossible clear all the previous difficulties for unlocks?
It will.
That's why I was like, my main goal was to rush impossible difficulty.
Right?
That was my main goal, was rush impossible difficulty for, uh, Act 1.
And now we're working on it.
Go tinker since it's the weakest and be carried from the ranger.
It's just it's got really high it's got really high strengths.
I should honestly like I think we just take a colorless here because they just haven't
they haven't done any.
They haven't they haven't done caves at all.
instead of a cleric I'm gonna turn this high strength high like high strength and
high constitution are really good when it comes to druids because the crow that
spawns is based on your strength in your constitution so if you roll high on
those two you're good to go and then you know what let's let's let's take the
tinkerer let's just get him out of the fucking way
Let's do it.
Let's do what you rolled, instant barrier.
Gain six armor, castable only if you don't have armor.
Your weapon damage scales with your stats and counts as a basic attack.
Your weapon damage scales with your stats.
What does that mean? Your weapon damage scales with your stats.
I mean, I could give you a gun, wouldn't be a bad idea.
Although you have a lot of strength, so maybe I can maybe give you a cat paw.
I guess a cat paw would do.
You've got instant barrier, so you're going to want to be doing that every round, so we
don't want to give you armor.
Instead, we'll make you more of like a tanky engineer.
So you're like a really shitty fighter.
I'm curious about Happy Face.
You know?
I actually am really curious about doing happy face here.
Actually wait now.
Yeah, if I do happy face with him, he's just going to fucking toss the thing.
We don't want to do happy face.
I'll bring bird seed.
I'll give you the jet pack.
Now you can go high speed.
Or maybe I just keep the weapon for proficiency and just go with standard stats, right?
I do the happy face.
It's the happy engineer.
What'd you get?
Our puner when an enemy moves in range, hook it, that could be real bad.
That's a weapon.
Can't put that on.
Uh, you can't really reliably go down to Zero Mana.
I don't have a lot of necklaces, I'm realizing.
I don't have a lot of necklaces at all.
Uh, what do you got?
You got Tower Defense, Path of the Thief, Bramble Shot.
Path of the Thief actually could be pretty dope for Ranger.
We'll go High Charisma.
Yeah, High Charisma.
We'll go for a Let's Stone.
I'll grab some fireworks.
It's genuinely I think you'll be able to do fireworks.
And then Druid, you just kind of want some stats if you can get any.
Give your familiar an extra turn.
Oh, did you get even more strength and HP?
Okay, so you're kind of like a fighter.
Yeah, everybody here is like really, really, really aggro.
Like incredibly aggression.
Give me the d6.
All right, let's do it
All right
Go to Steve's set to see what it does I do need to do the Steve set all right jumbo leaper
All right, so you took an extra turn these guys got twins
Nice
That'll be all you got.
Oh my god, my bird has 13 melee damage.
That is ridiculous, dude.
Like that is so incredibly high.
7. Straight shot, deals 1 damage but makes a critical hit. Spell comes around and beef.
I have no real lineups here. We are going to go ahead and do Bramble Shot here.
Regular shot there and then I'm going to toss this out to lower my mana.
And then I will just I'll just build a usage here. I don't actually need to use it right now
All right, you take eight damage. That's fine. Let's go lip filler here
You got a feral attack
Which already hits for fucking seven. Hey
Give you a little heal
I have no lineups for being able to actually hook the- actually wait no I got one.
Get over here.
Then we got a zap.
And you can blow yourself a kiss.
No.
Got a bomb.
So bomb does six damage.
That's not bad at all.
Bomb does six damage instead of normal, I guess five.
Nightbot, say, Mugenics will be on pause.
Ban him.
I don't know who he is, but ban him.
Spawn of Spider Egg Tramp, then inflicts Infested,
spawn a Charmed Tom Tom.
Pheromones inflicts Charm on a unit.
If it's an enemy, it takes an extra turn immediately.
Honestly, Pheromones is not bad.
Pheromones is not bad at all.
I want to be not iron badger. Thank you for the sub appreciate that. Thank you
Nice
All right, so you got fear on you.
That's fine.
You're not in range of anything, but I can put brambles there to slow you down and then
toss that out. Alright, let's go lip filler. Give a familiar an extra turn this round.
We can give that to you. So the bird will get an extra round. Let's go ahead and sing.
Fill up a little bit of HP. Come over here. I guess take off the barrier. Bird having
Bring an extra turn is actually really good.
Cause the bird is fucking tanky dude.
Look at that bird.
I'm a lineup I do.
Oh nice, you got the refresh.
So far, it's actually looking like a very solid, uh, blow-kiss.
It's looking like actually a solid build so far.
Ah, see if we can get our thief skill.
Ah, dang, I'm actually not close enough.
There you go, man, get that extra move.
I don't have a line out give me that money
nice deal 10 knockback to all units and random directions allies are immune to
thorn tiles knockback games during effects form of the tree I mean tree
Reformed and feral don't really go well together.
Like you really want werewolf.
Outforms OP.
I don't think we'll re-roll here.
Uh, what do we got?
We can summon a snake, spawn a glowing mushroom, mockingbird form.
Honestly, inflicting madness is not terrible, especially if we're going to spider bosses
now because spider wants to be able to kill its own like units if I can make spider boss
waste churns on its own spiderlings that's really good for me nice got some bear traps
all right Magnus should be nice
All right, so what you got electric and Pogo off you toss the weapon jump over to here
Let's go ahead and encourage you and I can give you all stats down.
I can mock you, but that just does madness on a unit which doesn't do a whole lot here.
Nice.
Alright.
Nice.
Alright.
Craft a weapon, just jump over here, bounce on it, and I'll see if we can get this beef
ability.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I tried.
Nope, I tried.
Why would an elk have minus 2 con?
That's what I'm asking.
To teleport to any tile you have a 15% chance to equip a piece of fly armor that breaks
any armor pieces that it replaces.
Is like fly armor really good?
Or is it like, that's the debuff on it?
Destroy your weapon and gain one of the following.
Now, Dexterous Hit.
I mean, I guess Dexterous Hit or spare parts.
These are both kind of shit.
I'll take spare parts.
Nice.
Some over here, hit you, spare parts.
That's it.
Oh, you actually can't even burn your mana.
That's a problem.
You can't even burn your mana during mana burn.
That's actually really bad.
So over here see if I get that credibility I don't go for it again. Didn't get it.
all right uh this one over here kill that one manaburn is still on the board though
I can give them all stats down.
I do want to go for this pro.
I wasn't going to be able to get to it.
Alright, mana burns out now, don't have to worry about it.
Move you here to tank.
Got a lineup over here.
Oh, nice!
I just got reflect out, protect our reflection.
Alright, bird's dead, that's fine, we need to take this thing out, over here, hit you
with a stick and then we're gonna blow kisses, I guess, spare parts.
It's over here.
Can you fucking stop doing that, please God?
Stop shooting the reflectile.
I beg of you.
cease this at once. I think you can't hook pickups.
No
Please please just crit now realizing I like no healer at all
Vomit up the last consumable you ate this battle and equip it.
Vurp actually seems pretty good.
Is that pretty much just means instant or like infinite consumables, right?
or less.
Our Rangers having a bad time trash can
Boogers are poop boogers. Oh, yeah
Well, he's got the fucking infinite scaling bullshit.
I'm gonna kill that fly.
Nice.
Ah, fuck that up.
you an extra turn. Kill that one. This thing can go anywhere. There we go. To the grave.
Just not elites. I don't really care about them.
So can I use a brain candy and then verpet?
You can. That's actually pretty good.
It's not terrible. It's not terrible.
I have no lineup here.
I'll jump over here, try to glass.
Uh, nah, it's just like progression is just slow.
Take Putrefy, I guess.
Start inflicting some rot.
My engineer is doing nothing, as to be expected.
ooh that's actually really good. Perks is actually insane because I can just eat it
and verpe it, do it again.
I mean there's hunters boom.
Rubber arrows, though, it's just way too good, by the choker.
to be a nice little tank. Oh god there's two of them.
out of my ears
Jesus, the AOE damage.
I
Over here
Hey sneak up nice
one two three one two three let's move here and courage big hit
You can come up
Give another big hit get another big hit
When an adjacent ally spends mana gain that much mana you need fewer pieces of equipment to get set bonuses your three million
You have plus one damage
Wow, my tinker is fucking useless
Holy fuck.
Well, nice.
I have a terrible fucking engineer.
Oh yeah, what's this?
Queen's Crown.
Your basic attack has knockback and chain knockback.
I'm gonna need you to start carrying.
of
Oh, that's not really what I wanted to do.
of
Gave all stats down to the bird.
You can't hurt me.
When a familiar kills something, all allies get damaged. Familiaries you spawn attack or random enemy within their range when they are spawned.
Water tiles don't slow you down. Game plus 1 Holy Shield at the end of your turn. If you're wet and have no Holy Shield, familiaries you spawn also have this passive.
Your other passive ability is shared with other cats in your party at the start of each battle, which means that everybody will have Feral.
Oh, that's part perfect the engineer can now do something a feral engineer love it
Look at that he killed something I'm so proud of him
them. Okay, Feral Engineer is the way to go.
I have a feral hunter too. I mean feral everybody is just really good
Nice
Okay, and just like that, we're back in.
It bothers me that Mockingbird form doesn't have additional speed.
It bothers me probably more than it should, but it bothers me.
Also everybody got a health up as well.
like that's the other part everybody got a health up
left are you and you're stunned and I don't want to shock the engineer
I'm sure it may as well get plus fun uses.
There we go.
It's Mockingbird, not Walkingbird.
Oh yeah, Feral Butcher is gonna go real hard.
I'm gonna give him some speed so that way he can go sooner.
His butcher is looking real tasty.
Hunter's flute, that's cool.
Uh, tapitoes?
A pirouette.
Tapitoes I think is speed up.
I don't know what pirouette is.
A lot more nimble.
It's Dodge Chance it looks like.
I'm going to use the D6, I have to draw it right now.
Nice.
A little sneak up.
Alright, you get a hit in there, draft a weapon.
Oh my god, the stick hits for fucking 10?
Bro.
of
Let's go for this bird.
We'll just prepare ourselves here.
Dude, his feral attack hits for 18, his cleave hits for 19.
Whatever gets in range of the butcher is just going to die.
I can't really do a whole lot.
Come over here.
Game is the boss.
Toss more brambles.
I'll be there for you.
Alright, it's time for the butcher to start claiming some meat here.
Uh, just do shock to get rid of the barrier.
I should have done the same thing there, but it's fine.
Get over here.
All right, come back here stick toss it
So you too.
What's left.
Oh, it's just pinky.
So what do you even want.
You're kind of whatever.
You know, you're not really doing a whole lot, nothing that I really care about.
I guess just more strength. Make that bird even stronger.
Because the bird's scale is super hard.
Also, these are my breeders, like these are the ones that I use for breeding.
So the fact that we're going to be able to do Skillshare into Feral and just start giving everybody Feral.
I'll just take some more decks.
Bar Paul.
Grab it.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
out
there we go
of
free attack that and then that being the only thing left
work so good yeah dude and I only have like a small pill to all right God you
you need charisma or do you even need anything you are so horrendously bad
like you're just so fucking terrible
I guess give you some charisma
I want a speed pill for him to verb
Like that would be ideal.
Oh, we got it done!
Now we're talking, baby.
I bribe him.
Nice, I took seven damage.
I think that was a good thing.
Okay, that's a little scary, scarier than I want, so we're gonna come over here, barrel
attack, bounce on it.
Very cool.
Nice.
the
now
now
now
yep
meowie
meowie
All right, let's come over here, barrel, hit, hook you on over.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Alright, purge, puke on a tile, game speed up, nah.
Burp.
Gib.
I'm giving another attack.
Oh.
I got splinters.
Uh, plus one strength, minus one, con.
Damn.
Lost your wets down.
Unfortunate.
Wow, double Brace Boris.
Holy fuck, that's going to be toxic.
the
graph of weapon
I
All right perks burp it up big hits big hits
Take another perks
I
Please god stop
of
And then we'll give you as well
All right
That's mine right does the rot yeah, that's mine
Holy fuck!
All right, butcher should be in the middle of the map
I agree
There's where we'll form now
Make a target unit
Make a target unit the alpha the first spell that the alpha cast is cast twice every year
I mean I can have an alpha butcher but I kind of want to find something better I might go
monkey actually. I might just go this and just start tossing some poop. It might just
be it might just be poop I think we go monkey and throw some poop
Boris's brain when you take damage move one tile towards what damaged you there
There you go.
countered my verb. Nice. I don't have a line up at like any point. No, I have no line
apps at all yeah I really don't like my build
Letting y'all know that now
Well what matters is that we just killed the boss
If we can just do that it'll be good to go
Cause the thing is, I don't think any of these classes actually need- yeah, none of these
classes actually have to do throbbing domain, so once we beat this- once we beat K's where
actually can just head home
And so withdrew thanks for the sub appreciate that
Math
Math would give you a damage up so that you can actually cast more offensive abilities.
Drink the Viper!
Plus one luck.
Hell yeah.
Am I done with the impossible king?
I'm not done with the impossible king.
Actually I might actually be done with the impossible king.
I'll need to check it.
Okay, we gotta kill this thing.
It's already got seven stat ups.
That's a problem.
of
He's left.
What is this? Like a, uh...
There it is.
There we go.
Take centering, man, cuz we're gonna want a lot of, we're gonna want a lot of like basic
stuff like that.
Hey, we got steroids, hell yeah.
Oh, took five damage.
Why?
Kip
Okay, so that doesn't put stuff on the ground, no dude.
I haven't...
Hated anything.
Yes.
of
its
Encourage you twice.
The all stats down to lowered its health to less health than it had.
That's kind of funny.
Oh, who's missing HP?
There we go.
All right, come over here, all right, spare parts plus.
instant barrier plus interesting might just take blow kiss plus though just to keep everybody
topped off because he's really my only healer and I don't want it infested.
Century Med Plus.
Holy fuck!
Ah damn, he just killed the elite Braindrain just right off the bat.
Love that.
Like right here?
Yeah right here, it's fine.
turn look filler pretty much it
now
that wasn't in range of my auto okay
Yo, viewbot, thank you for that Prime. Appreciate that. Glad my viewbots are still here.
Ooh, Verk plus is actually really good. How damn.
Charming, baby.
Take six damage, just fuck you
All dude, I could use mushrooms and rope them up
Actually, I guess I don't really have to burp them up
Let's do perks perks are good
of
if
if
if
if
if
Let's go Sentry Mode
Ow. Probably should now go in Sentry Mode with Reflecton.
Okay, that's pretty funny.
Two enemies that have reflect next to each other just reflected indefinitely into each other.
I am going to need to heal you though.
Huh. Fair enough. Bring me to you.
I want to heal up the Ranger before we end this combat.
We have a little bit more than nothing, you know?
Alright, let's kill him.
give me that money
everything's horrifying
give me that furniture
All right, let's make another weapon, you got a bomb, that kills those.
Oh God.
Oh god.
Wait is this infinite?
damn there
I'm a little worried about our Hunter with like very little HP.
Oh, no.
Okay, uh, let's do fireworks.
do our feral attack
the
of
All right.
Hit, hit him again, verpa my perks, eat it for some armor.
stay there. I'll give you an all stats down. You're gonna die. But hey, I'm gonna die.
You got some damage in
Built some armor
of the
nice
I
Yep
Okay, and the walkthrough here kills that flay.
Uh, zap that one, and then Druid can finish that off.
There we go, that was scary.
Oh, you're basic attack since like permanent rise.
Nice.
Alright!
Hell yeah, dude.
Yep, we're all done.
Actually, let me just double check, yeah, you're done, you're done, you're done, you're
you're done. you're done. alright we can head home. no reason to go to throbbing king. tinker
or save the run, unironically it did.
galley
galley
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
There you go.
There you go.
reminder
All right, we already looked through these cats whoopee can go to the fight caves
You can go to the fight pit
Cindy to the fight pit. Sprinkles to keep you.
You definitely keep in you.
Hazel, we're keeping you.
Uh, Zwerg, no I'll see, I will keep you.
Alright.
This is going to be our new fighting arena.
Oh god, help me.
Boom table can go in there.
negative one now.
Alright.
So we're going to make this place as uncomfortable as possible
so that they'll fight.
And any cats that spawn up here just rejects.
Speaking of rejects,
Don't need you.
Mikko!
Poor cat.
Rose, am I keeping you?
Yeah, you're good.
Tuck, am I keeping you?
Yeah, you're all right.
Uh, Mizzou!
You actually could be pretty sick if we give you the right weapon.
Blitzcrank, we keeping you?
Yeah, we keep you.
Jumps, yeah you're good.
Oh, it's just go you're dead
I
Do you set up the breeding so the pluses are my females the stars are my males that are breeding
which
Yeah
That way I know like who's who's fucking who
Also means that they're worth keeping you know just keep breeding more cats
All right
Sir Toast, I'm sending you to the fight pits.
Oh, am I?
I mean, starting with Bleed every battle kind of sucks, actually, especially for these
impossible runs.
Diablo?
go to the fight pits. Ernest. Well, Ernest, you're pretty good. And you've got natural
regen, which is pretty nice. Nice, you get that for my kill. That's pretty good.
All right
It's time for another run to the caves. So let's see what we got here
Now you've got that show not kill which is already really good. So you kind of want something that's just gonna spawn familiar
Oh my god, I'm fucking
It's time it's time for the four necro run apparently that is also another another check mark is to
Quad run another like to to quad run a bunch of units, but we have guillatina coming in
tomorrow and I'm not going to fight guillatina with fucking form necromancers that just I
I read that the quad run gets ever written by the solo.
Oh really?
Interesting.
All right, I do think that you will be a very good
necromancer, just in general,
especially if that does not kill.
Hopefully we can get you spawning stuff.
You've got 10 strength, 10 dex,
good speed, good charisma, that's a monk.
With stats like that, that's a monk.
find a rock I don't get the monk you need hot you need high decks and high
strength because he uses both essentially so who else do we want to take
to the caves we have a necromancer we have a monk I mean I always I pretty much always
bring a ranger just because dude they just make they just make your runs more consistent
have a good fighter could also take psychic
or Jester.
I kinda want to spawn more adds, right?
I want something that might spawn some stuff.
I might take the Jester, honestly.
I think this is honestly Jester.
I think this is the Jester run.
Oh, we got ads going.
Yeah, we got ads.
Ads starting.
Well, letting you all know, ads are about to run.
Just preemptive if there's ads.
You're not gonna miss much, but if you don't want to see an ad, consider priming.
Sure, one of you has a prime.
Alright, so the more shit we spawn, the easier everything becomes.
the pain, propel gravity slam, magic guru, marked traps, coffin flop and undeath.
When you're down to re-enemy each ally to 33%, that's really not good at all.
None of y'all rolled any spawning.
Which is just horrendous.
Alright, time for a gun.
I'm just gonna give you a gun.
Alright, I'm just letting you know I'm giving him a gun.
We can leech everything on round one.
Don't have much in the way of hats either.
Actually, lip filler is pretty good here.
Give you the D6, give you that, take some range up.
I'm gonna give you the Charmed Hat, because that'll actually be good here.
Is there any garbage I can just, like, start you with?
Yep, I'll give you the Happy Face.
spawn some stuff. True, I guess we could bring Hunters Flute actually. That'll work. We'll
bring ye old hunter's loot. Jester, I'm gonna give you... I'm giving you the gun.
Infinite ammo gun.
Alright.
I think every class is now done with Robin King. We may not actually have to fight him again.
Let's check real quick. You're done.
You're done. You're done.
Yeah, everybody's done with robbing thing.
I'm pretty sure I'm done with like, except to check every class here.
I can't check it here.
Nice.
Oh my god, the infinite use gun.
Oh, excuse me.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Pasture one steal one damage to everything.
Now.
Whisper inflict fear and madness.
Carry and shot.
Carry and shot.
Take care and shot.
Don't know how much I like it, but I'll take it.
There's tar everywhere.
Okay.
okay wait okay rat roulette can hit your own team that's fucking terrible
All right, uh, see you.
Floating glass shards are actually not bad at all.
Reaper's step synergizes with the infinite gun.
kind of
hmm
I'll take the ice punch. It's a good way to stun bosses.
The biggest stick. Nice.
no one needs that but now i have it
destroy it
hell it
the switch stands do anything on non-monks
nope
So we come over here, we summon some stuff, I shoot them, I get a hit, I action surge
and use another shoehorn, come over here, another hunter's flute and I'll leaps my
Tom Tom
Nice love that
Yeah
Mark em.
Hit em.
Some lip fillers.
Nice.
Very nice.
Wave the Mantis, release energy, swap your highest and your lowest.
My highest and my lowest is HP and Charisma, so I could swap that, but...
wave mantis
Holy that's a lot
Shuhorn move up hunter's flute
Fluke. Leech that. Suck it, Wins. Another Hunter's Horn. Over here. Leech my Tom Tom.
a bunch of healing.
Nice.
Can't shoot him though.
Bird!
How could you?
I
Wait, that reflected the ball back into me.
Good job, Bahru.
Good job.
I'm proud of you.
I'll fuck myself.
I just grabbed Charm.
Superhero hat.
It's actually really good on you.
I eat it.
I'm poisoned.
Nice.
Okay, this guy having rat roulette and happy mask, probably not a good idea.
I'm realizing now.
Oh, my body.
Hmm.
What if I gave the gesture the happy mask?
Yay!
No, because your speed isn't high enough to make it work.
of
Yeah, I think we're just done with the happy mask.
I've been really lucky that the happy mask hasn't fucked me over.
Examine the dead bodies.
Yep, they're dead.
And I gotta fuck you mean.
That's honestly much better for the monk.
Roll of pennies.
Nice.
That's a five-less hat.
When you kill something, gain all your mana back.
Or gain five mana back, but then we'll eventually become gain all your mana back.
There's a key to that.
Alright.
I give the gesture it leads to just a spawn of half HP.
Oh, fuck!
What is this?
Oh, god, double rat.
Fucking terrifying, dude.
Oh, that is terrifying.
That is so many extra bombs.
I
I
All right
Not as bad as I thought it was gonna end up being.
Hey.
I
Got
He's dead
Yep
Bed bugs. You start with two beefy leech familiars. Sure. Because we just want more things to
die. How does soul link work with a gun, a trash mob and a boss? I won't hit them for
999 but it will be able probably to go past the 25 damage because it um you can only do
as much damage in the soul link.
Well, the 999 caused splash, potentially, something to remember is that it will also
cause me to...
Oh, we got an ambush, nice.
So then let's come over here and then we're going to, actually I should have been shoehorned
first so I can go further.
Spawn some stuff.
Nice.
Okay.
Trying to move that.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I can't move that.
Bye bye.
Alright, now for the first actual...
Alright, so we can hit you, that'll die, and second wind, hit you, shoehorn, come over
here, spawn some stuff.
now
now
I'm just gonna view right here, but I want to get both of them.
bolliest way ever
you take the heart pins and do anything
uh...
when you deal damage to another unit gain
un-strengthened two decks until they move a turn
blow state actually can be really good with mantis
Oh, hi.
I'll just let my man with a gun take point here.
Wish you the best.
Truly I do.
Oh, he's feared.
That's awkward.
What the hell does he do?
Oh, he can't get through here.
12 intelligence actually a pretty good breakpoint for him
Hot lunch! New item!
Spawn Flaming Meat Pickup.
It's like healing. Kind of.
Take it! It's yours!
Next, your body mutates. What'd you get?
I don't know what the fuck you started with, but hey.
Proud of you. Whatever it is you got, I'm glad you're more mutated now.
more mutated down yeah Joker we unlocked impossible difficulty hey we got an
ambush on the boss let's go all right so we're gonna shoehorn we're gonna move to
here and attack the bird I'm gonna summon some shit I'm gonna use that
and we're gonna come over here and shoot one again, spawn some stuff, hit you,
reach up and come over here swap off old mana
come over here mark you up big hits
off that's fine there we go pull the food out of the fire
right now for my real turn. So we're gonna hit you and carry and shot and carry and shot
and leech again, move over here. For you, I'm gonna shoot you with a gun on you for 18
and then I don't need to actually use frost punch here so we're not gonna do that. But
I do want to maybe pull you down just like a little bit closer, there you go.
Alright.
Occupied shot's not the greatest, it is damaged, so I will take it.
Ambushing bosses is just so broken.
uh who's this my monk let's give you more hp i don't like your current helpful it's kind of scary
grip trainer oh that's a nice item
um give me some speed up
I'm glad the trainer, because that actually seems pretty good.
How many shots are in the revolver, infinite?
I have an infinite ammo revolver.
Let's move up, Hunter's Flute, cross some leeches, second wind, shoot one again, uh,
You can come over here and then...
Alright, now these two are soul linked together.
So that'll kill both of them.
And then you're the elite.
Nice.
Alright, the only targets they have now are my units, so...
Or my familiars, rather.
It's always my units.
Nice.
Good hit.
Punch it forward.
Kill that one.
Let's move up, gravity slam, shoot you, punch you.
What's the jester's magic guru do?
If any of my allies spend 7 mana on a single spell, it gives them an all stats up.
That's pretty useful honestly.
Oh, what's that? That's a new item.
Jester, what do you need speed up?
You need speed.
gain in use gain invincibility ten thorns and trample until the start of your
next term refresh your movement action oh that's cool
how's that work with butcher and verb because my butcher right now has verb
plus meaning that whatever consumable they have they just they just have it
works how you want it to nice i'm glad that i'm glad that we're we're cooking in the same direction
in here. Duty mask. That means nothing is going to be able to hurt the butcher. We got two
two daddy sharks this one's got madness and other stuff but we should be able to kill
both of these. I do need to burn my mana though, so...
of the
of
all he came in all staffs of
There you go. Push him further away.
I think my monk's dead.
Cause I fucked out.
Yeah, I fucked out.
I got a Mulligan.
Fuck me.
That's on me.
Caught you again!
Okay.
We'll come forward.
Shoehorn.
A hunter's flute.
I'll hit you with some leeches.
A second wind.
A shoehorn.
I'll spawn some more shit.
now throw some more leeches and then I'm running away
I'm just gonna take a look at that.
this thing's a fucking problem
I'm still dead
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's because of this- oh my-
It's because of this fucking stat up he keeps giving himself.
Actually wait, you're right, there's a safe spot.
Cause he can't reach right here.
But the problem is that it can reach my ranger is the problem.
It can reach my ranger and my ranger is going to die now.
you won't die. Okay.
Oh no, my ranger's stupid now.
This thing is just so fucking fast.
We'll come over here
That's what I should have done from the beginning.
We'll take off.
We'll take off.
What's your achievement progress?
My 80, 88%.
Ooh, that's 10 points.
got lost or that's your seven they appreciate that
right you got fire electric and extra damage let's go
come over here spawn some stuff attack nice second wind
some more stuff. Shoehorn. Over here. Very nice. Nice, they already got big damage on them.
of
you really need to get out of that water
of
I can't do it.
Yes.
Can I mark flies to stack the mark?
of
of
the
All right, plenty of healing.
Keep.
Here's your move.
Oh, deja vu again.
Nice.
There we go.
Way of the turtle, gain a brace.
Big way of the turtle.
Nice.
nice. So with two survivalist hats, we should have what a 50% chance of ambushing now.
I think it's just increased chance to ambush. I don't think you can have a double ambush.
Okay.
Nope, deja vu.
I don't know what to do with that.
Not real.
Nice.
All right, come over here, hit you, second wind, hit you, carry and shot, hmmm.
Nice. Might be able to just end it. There we go.
Next, thanks for the prime. Appreciate that.
Blood rain. Take one damage and heal all allies for one HP.
Spawn of Ghosts familiar that fades after its first churn.
Castable while you're down. If you do, spawn a shadow copy of yourself instead.
Pseons actually could be good.
I think we take Pseons here.
Of course there is Soul Reap.
Soul Reap does do work on spiderlings, but they're gonna be elite spiderlings, so maybe not.
I'm trying to stay out here what's that multiplier you can use your weapon in
extra time each turn say less shoot the gun twice
we'll be surprised
Ernest gets an extra turn at the start of the next battle nice hey and we got an
ambush
Let's go shoehorn, come on over here, nice, good hit, you saiyans, some of some other
stuff, and matern.
Now we'll have you come on over, switch stances.
Alright.
Nice.
Oh, deja vu again.
Okay, you get nothing.
Alright, now for your actual turn.
Uh, let's come over here.
Oh, you can fly through me.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Damn.
My Hunter is now confused.
good hit and then you're not in range
deja vu awesome I love that deja like deja vu goes after confusion which is
really fun so I roll the confusion pass and then deja vu that is pretty
be fucking dead. Alright, let's see what we got here. I need an ability that does something,
like me
okay well I got shit
shit Ranger
spawn Tom Tom's I guess
I lost my shoehorn
down
uh... i feel like if you save some a lot in your turn gets screwed over by geisha
though don't you just say some even more
thing is you get so
the first time he saves come
you get a month you get a mulligan
And honestly, I'm going to be real with you.
If you're playing on impossible, you're
going to probably end up using your mulligan on a lot of your runs.
Because there's times where I go into a fight,
and the fight is straight up unwinnable.
And I had to take a different path, right?
So you get a mulligan.
The second time, one of your units
gets the deja vu debuff, which sucks, but it's manageable. I've done it before. If you save
scum a third time, everybody gets deja vu. And that is damn near unplayable because that
will fuck you over. And then if you do it a fourth time, that's it. Steven takes full
Control and the AI now plays the game for you very poorly and you pretty much lose
Okay, so
Biggest stick
of
the
I can't get in range, I'm doing it.
I wonder if there's an unlock to have Steven win the final boss for you.
I don't think there's any Steven related ones.
I wonder if something happens if you have a complete Steven set on a solo run and go full
Steven control.
That's definitely worth something you're experimenting with.
I'll be down, you know.
All right, let's go for a backstab here with the biggest stick
Then we hit you and then we'll do a carrying shot that'll split everything up
I'll do another carrying shot another regular shot not a lot in my chair
Okay, that's at 1 HP.
Get that.
No way of the turtle again, it's like I can't have Emana.
Shoot your gun.
Punch them.
You're gunned.
Alright.
big stick hit it I'll say on it's twice that we can hit that one then move over
here get kill that one a schmoov over here kill that one and then turtle it
up. Spawn another rock. Hit you. Gun over here. Gun again.
I'm
All right
I'll take way of the Mantis Plus.
Oh, is that the wafer?
Yow!
All right, keep it there, I'll plus somewhat usable.
Oh, nice, the wafer.
I'm just gonna give you two barrier, that'll work.
Hey, we got an ambush, let's go.
Over here, hit ya.
Spawn some stuff.
wins
I think I won't use the bullet on a body.
Alright now for the first real round.
one right there that was just a warm-up
Oh, deja vu.
Get over here
Oh
Kill it.
He's scum to fight in just to see what Steven will do.
I already know what he's going to do.
They usually move, use their basic, and then spam all their mana on whatever it is they
got.
Ooh, seance plus.
Looks kinda nice.
Miners beard.
Yo!
What's that?
When you take damage, spawn scrap.
When you enter churn, spawn a coin on a random tile.
I haven't seen that before.
Scabs or cuts?
Scabs, give me a callus.
Thank you.
A callus is like the best item.
I moved the wrong spot, doesn't matter, I missed anyway.
Oh, okay.
okay well you know I tried
okay
all right just we'll just not hit anybody
all right good miss let's go again all right miss again a cool enemy
Oh, deja vu.
There we go.
Oh, take a nice punch plus.
bang. Destroy. You feel very strong. Very nice. And a furniture box. Oh, we got an ambush.
nice. Mockingbird or hummingbird. Chat if you ever see a hummingbird in your runs, kill them immediately.
They have some of the best loot in the game.
Nice. Blood jacket is pretty good.
Oh, deja vu.
Gotcha.
Oh good, a mana draining spider.
My favorite.
What if I just shoot you with a gun?
And then I shoot you with a gun.
Big hits.
And
You know
They need to go for this meet
So let's do the biggest stick.
I'm at a tom-tom.
Kill that one.
Oh, the mana drain is still in effect even when they go away.
Oh, that's some bullshit.
All right, tits you leech, leech, leech, that's why over here, leech that one, get some health
the mana back. Let's kill that. Put a mark on ya. Pick some lip filler. I won't put more
mark on you. Oh, it's getting the resets. Yikes.
Some over here. Another way of the mantis. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Nice. We
have a couple of spiders here nice and they actually killed both of them there
I don't really want to put any fire on me I guess I'm just frost punching the
air because I don't want to take any damage.
Okay, let's give you a hit.
And then we will...
and
it's on another one
to do that was cupid should kill it
now we can put another mark on you
Hit you a block for you
You get another wave the Mantis
There we go
Okay, let's break forward.
I can actually kill the boss.
Yeah, I can kill the boss this turn.
these two four four four so it shouldn't kill them
those run all right
Sobon plus.
Doubt, shout, not kill, plus.
Hell yeah.
That's really good.
That would be good for...
Next boss.
Alright, that is another run done.
I'm so glad we have the doothropping on hand anymore.
All right, what am I taking out here?
Honestly, the loner's not really like I need to get rid of some of these
items that I'm just like I'm hold holding on to but then never fucking
Amazing.
more kilos. Can you get storage bigger than this? Yeah, I can.
Yeah, that's good.
Alright.
Honestly, that should be the only thing we need.
Genuinely, that should be the only thing that we actually need.
Yeah, deja vu is only for the run that you're in.
Yeah, honestly I feel confident that that is genuinely the only item we need.
All right, Tar, stun immunity and depression, I'm a favorite.
Oh fuck.
Nice dude.
Ugh, love it.
And you heal something, they gain speed, but they have to actually heal first.
Alright, so we're going to give ourselves...
the star I'm gonna eat it and that gave me invincibility and trample and I'm
gonna verp it so I get it back again. Hit ya. You should be good. I need it again.
Oh, I also have Permanent Rot.
So that's just going to start scaling.
Get over here.
I
Okay
Now let's move over here second wins. Oh
My god, it's fucking fucked it. I fucked it
the
heat the star again
the
picture again
I can't fucking move.
I don't know.
I'm going over here.
Alright.
Eat the star.
Vurp it again
of
the
way
I'm more fucking priest
I mean we're gonna win this encounter no matter what like losing this is basically impossible
Nice they're actually almost both dead now
No my healer
All right, eat the star, burp it.
poor cats. I should have just brought just the butcher to this fight I was just
worried that it wouldn't work. How I envisioned. At least you can carry and
and Shud and Coffin Flop. Hell yeah. And Seions! Hell yeah. I was really setting you up for victory there.
there we go now everything has a soul link again
I'll do another seance.
All right, that body is dead.
And we'll put that there.
Give me another.
Go.
Beat the star, burp it.
The head is dead now.
I
All right, let's do another Stance, another carrying shot, a coffin flop, we'll do that
for soul link. Second wins. Another one.
There we go.
Alright.
Eat the star.
burp it up
nice mama maggots dead there we go
Steven has been unlocked.
Permanently upgrade a random spell or passive.
Oh my god, dude, imagine that with Vart.
Fucking Varpit.
Truthfully though, you're not really going to get much value out of that burping it.
Am I keeping you?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, sure.
Could be a key.
Aldo.
You've done your job.
Different.
Rocco.
Damn, you got good stats, Rocco.
Blom
Sure, I'll keep you oh
Shit he started with verb he wants to be in he wants to be him
him. He is him. Uh, Faco, you have depression, you're inbred, to the fight pits.
Oh, look at him!
Uh-huh. You're a little inbred, but that's okay. It's okay to be a little deep into the bread.
Okay, we are now... Dude, look at that!
We are now officially done with summoning Gilatina. We don't have to fight Gilatina any fucking more.
We are all done with Gilatina.
Now it's time to resummon the C800 which I'll be honest I don't really know how to
fight the C800 because the very first time I fought him I used a mockingbird which gave
me a hundred percent dodge and then I just solo'd him.
Now we just have to brush our teeth six times.
I am not looking forward to impossible Kaiju fight that is gonna be a shit shell
Have we gone up a percentage excellent question, let's check
Nope silly
I'm so excited to get this one.
It's a great idea.
I find my tree.
The fight pits.
Jarnist to the fight pits.
I
Know
Actually, it's probably not clean of poop in the fight pits.
Because we want it to be as insufferable as possible in that place.
Bonky, am I keeping you? Eh, nah, to the fight pits. Uh, Marquis, to the fight pits. Moncho,
I'll keep you. No, one of my studs died. Sadness, okay, I sell plenty of studs.
Austria! Yeah, I'll keep you.
Lunch!
Yeah, I can keep you.
Alright.
Oh, Pandora's dead.
Oh, Fester died.
There's another dead cat in here.
That was so many dead cats.
Can we have brush your teeth?
Nah.
That's a lot of better ones.
Alright.
Alright, I'm gonna keep you...
Oh wait, never mind, that's the wrong one.
I was like, yeah, we got the head mutation now!
Wrong one.
I'm telling you, once we find the head...the head mutation, that's it.
I'm breeding only those.
If we ever find the head mutation.
Oh my god.
What do you know?
Is it you?
Is it Rufio?
It's already spouted with Bleed 1 for the fight bits.
Uhhh...
To Baby Jack.
Blitzcrank?
Yeah, I'll take you.
Come on in.
Paulina to baby Jack
Elio yeah, definitely take you
Muteth yeah, we'll take you
Rose oh, yeah, you look nice
Now Blitz doesn't have the head mutation.
The head mutation we're looking for is the one that gives you like an extra turn.
Which is just crazy.
Can you explain the rooms?
Yeah, bottom left room here is my breeding room, so I focus on having good stimulation,
good comfort.
And then I've got health mutation.
This is my room where I put all of my cats that are going on expeditions.
This is my expedition room.
This room is just full of stuff.
It's where I put my cats that are going to fight usually a...
This is usually where I put cats that are going to fight like a house boss.
And then up here, this is the fight pit.
This is where all the rejects go so that they can wound each other and I can level
up Babyjack.
At this point, I want better furniture and the only way to get better furniture
is to actually level up Babyjack.
I don't think I'm ever going to get it.
No mutation room?
Not really.
I mean this room has mutation, but this will probably be the mutation room, you know.
This is where I'll put all the good cats, we'll fill it with high mutation, high comfort,
So the cats just stay in there and mutate the fuck.
I'm 70% and I only have five mutations, low roll Larry.
Go to the crater.
It has the shimmer.
That's honestly the best place.
The crater is the best place to get your initial mutations at.
Oh, I mean furniture now
Low roll layer it is
All right, so now we need to do some more we still need to do collar. Oh my god the fucking triple jester
You've got to do it.
I'm not doing it.
Give a familiar an extra turn after this one.
You've got very high strength.
But that would lower your health so hard.
Honestly, Blitzcrank would probably be a bit better.
Yeah.
Blitzcrank, you're going to be the druid, or maybe we don't even need a druid.
who else summons familiars? not a lot of people.
we don't need to do jester, we don't need to do druid.
We do need to bring the psychic in so I say we go ahead and watch, maybe not that one.
Alright, so we got psychic, fighter, cleric, and then I need one more to bring a mage.
What do you get healing word and breath of life when you heal it down do you not revive
it so we just naturally have revives which is pretty good surf is amazing five when you
The Ender turn with exactly five mana gain five armor and five kinetic spikes.
That's whatever.
Encourage your weapons deal triple damage but they always break when you use them.
Three sticks are added to your inventory.
It's not bad if we can get some in stick as an ability.
at full mana you gain brace to flying movement and your mana is uncapped.
Neat.
We're gonna give the mage the callus just so that way they can start, you know,
building that up.
What else do we want for you?
What else can I do for you?
You can use your weapon an extra time each turn.
Is there like a good weapon I can give you?
bucket.
Currently upgrade one random spell or passive ability.
None of these are really like worth leveling.
We'll give you the jacket.
Jacket wants high brace, though.
That's the thing about the jacket.
You want high brace if you're gonna actually use that.
I have so many Garbo weapons.
And we'll just take that so you can use your weapon twice and give you the fighter helmet.
We'll give you some brace.
Oh wait, you break weapons, fuck I already forgot, god dang it.
You and your breaking weapons bullshit, how dare you.
Stop breaking your god-dying weapons.
Bring some bird seed.
Is there any weapon I can use twice that I would like, I'm like, dammit, wish I
could use that. Maybe an aggressive healer. A quest spear? It's gonna break.
Maybe you could do Bag of Chum and just bought a bunch of maggots, now I don't really need
that.
I spent 12 or more mana getting out of attack, but that could be good.
All right, let's do it
Someone said quest items don't break. Yeah, I still probably wouldn't use this thing
You have so many trinkets I I do they have so many a lot of things
That grass just bring fucking stuff I guess.
Alright, to the alley.
Meow, meow.
and
All right.
layer. I'm clicking Madness. Alright. I love that ambush round.
that
that
Alright, I'm a little confused on, like, our sorcerer.
Oh, I didn't even see the fucking tiny bird.
I don't know how I didn't see it, but things are very important.
Damn. That was like the rarest one too.
Puddle. Puddle is how we're getting damage.
Let's listen to the tape.
Plus one strength plus one dex on the person who doesn't use strength or dex.
Let's go.
Holy.
Bra
Alright, Huddle has single-handedly made our run just so much better.
Switch, Forbidden Flood, Telefrag, Teleport, on to a unit dealing damage to yourself.
why do I keep getting broken windows?
Ignore. Best to leave it alone. Alright, Magnus.
Let's go over here. What do you got? Nothing too terrible.
I'll punch you and I'll use a stick
now
now
now
now
now
now
now
now
kill him
you didn't get twice, oh shit you're right I can
chosen warrior divine gift
Kill allies and damage enemies in an area of the spells, half effect outside its center.
I mean, Holy Light's pretty good.
Yeah, I'll take Holy Light.
It's AoE.
Which we kinda want.
Oh no, we can't huddle.
Oh, well, this is an ambush.
Nope, I didn't want to... fuck.
Well, he's hobbled.
Hey, skin disguise!
Hey
It's ya bash ya
I'm going to take Asteroid, I haven't seen that one before, but I'm going to take Asteroid.
I haven't seen that one before. I could be good.
Let's give you that.
Another fighter's helmet. Beautiful.
Oh no, you got a cursed hairball.
Your basic attack inflicts poison 2, you start a battle with poison 3, and I'm good.
I also can't use my weapon twice anymore.
Sadness and many disappointments.
Do we have to also go hard path on impossible to complete?
No.
That's just a preference.
Oof, that is looking rough, bloody.
Nice.
How'd you even dodge twice 10% two times in a row all right fuck me I guess
There we go, turn three.
Oh, it's only in my Lannis side.
Oh, it's a hot rock!
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, and there's mana leech on top of all of this that's currently going on.
That's sick.
Hey.
Alright.
Meow.
Meow.
And as per usual the priest is gonna suffer from the problem of I can heal everybody else but not myself
10% can fuck right off dude. I guess you're in tall grass. It's not 10% but you can still fuck off
Oh
Holy light can kill them
All right
Why can I not cast it?
That was 12 mana.
That's rough.
Your holy element spells deal double damage to enemies instead of healing and inflict to
burn.
Interesting.
Sharing is caring.
Blessing of holy fire.
Wish I could heal you.
I wish I could, but Blitzcrank, yeah.
You follow behind.
Frenzy, when you down a unit gain two strength.
And now I've cat us down, gain all stats up,
heal all that, brace.
It's like scars.
Human toe, some glue.
Villages have 100% accuracy and 50% crit chance you are unable to hit any unit that isn't in a straight line directly in front of you.
Honestly, horse blinders aren't even that bad for the fighter.
Cause he can only hit in a straight line anyway.
of
the horse fighters on the disaster really good
you're going to need to alpha strike one of these
I'm chasing around all my days I'm taking now
and in my dreams I'm the king cat this king cat
Yeah, I was a little worried about that.
of
of
What?
Oh, holy, holy, like, fucking...
Okay.
I get it, I see the problem.
You can see everything.
All injuries you get are disfigured while at full mana your basic attacks inflict madness
while you have zero or less charisma.
can attack in additional time.
Mad Visage and Overflow actually are kind of nuts with each other, cuz...
But then you'd have to like, spam disfigured, right?
You'd have to, like, disfigure the fuck out of your cat.
only 10 more injuries until an additional attack I know huge right
All right, we have one spell reflector over there, no we will have to deal with
My poor fucking priest.
of
Wow huge
This cursed air ball is actually just the fun first
They genuinely just awful
The Ender Termini cast exactly two spells, game plus one bonus attack, four,
I can do two
I mean five is fucking awful. That's the problem. Five is awful.
I don't like five.
I'm taking two.
Or I could have just taken Synthesize where I just naturally get better.
Beep-us!
I don't need to do it.
Holy shit, the priests can not cure themselves.
my priestess fucking screaming right now miss the fuck do you mean miss how did I miss
Giving myself a buff.
Huh?
Oh good. Oh goody.
how is it missing why are my buffs missing
oh for all the fucking horse blinders you're right god dang it the horse blinders are
making them parable. Oh, I hate it. And no, the healer cannot center the big heal onto
themselves. Which is just so sad.
Okay, now that makes even less sense here, but okay.
Yeah I gotta face them before I do it.
That's fine.
An intelligence up would give me holy light every round.
That feels relevant.
Oh good.
Your basic attack inflicts plus bleed 1, you gain plus 1 bleed each time you use your basic
attack.
Good.
Fuck yeah dude.
I love it.
Do they break?
That's a good question.
So they break.
Oh, time to find out.
Nope, they don't.
I can't move to the one tile I need.
Oh, that's so shitty.
Right.
Okay, that doesn't hit the rocky either.
Fuck me.
Alright.
Uhhh...
Just...
Just...
Just fuck you.
Just fuck you.
Just fuck you.
Just fuck you.
Just fuck you.
Just fuck you.
Just fuck you.
I'm going to go to the right.
I'm going to go to the left.
I'm going to go to the right.
Have we done the maging?
Uh, psychic.
Psychic and mage.
I want more intelligence.
I guess more speed.
Big leech.
Big farder.
pull the leech out of the water
just pull the other leech out of the water
this farter goes straight into my priest and I kinda don't want that
stay here
here. Go that one.
He's already a zombie.
that. Alright, now let's have one fucking super leech. Then we got a deal lift.
There we go.
No, he can't hit me.
No, he can't hit me.
No, he can't hit me.
No, he can't hit me.
What?
Slow on you.
It's out of here.
It's out of here.
Oh wait, I'm healing him.
And you're a zombie!
I'm doing it.
fucking stupid zombie
just die just die
You get a full heal probably want to give you more HP.
Give me some food.
Heal it up.
Boring a frost. That's a cool item
Let's go around the trap
Take seven damage nice. Oh
God all right
uh...
you actually can't reach through here
yet he can't fit through the sides of braggsy kinda say
of
some of the year
Uh, we're good.
Still haven't taken those horse blinders up.
That I haven't.
Or will I ever?
Right
Magnify your basic attack gains plus one range and area until the end of your turn.
How would horse blinders work on the psychic?
Oh, fucking terribly.
Yeah, I'm taking off these horse blinders.
They've been great.
But also they haven't been.
Hell yeah, mutated, what'd you get?
No, you already have started Bleed.
Glub glub.
Almost there.
Oh, double Boris!
Nice!
Alright, we'll make them mad at each other.
I'm actually just gonna run in my turn.
Wow, my priest is almost dead already, okay.
Nice.
Yeah, good madness.
Man, let me tell you double Boris
Boris is fucking rough, buddy.
Double Boris and every time you hit him it does fucking shards.
God, it's awful.
All right, let's poop on them.
well that did nothing
and that's all you got
I
Really got one HB
Oh
So there
I'm gonna take the full heal.
God, this is such a rough one right now.
This is a very fucking rough, buddy, kind of build right now.
Okay, all right one more is a
So, Blood Frenzy fixes everything?
Oh my God.
All right, give me one second, I'll be right back, chat.
I mean Man of Drain, not that I can see.
Oh god.
Put madness on that one.
Okay, I'll give you charm.
All right, we don't really have a whole lot here.
Just move you forward.
Yes you.
Oh, healer.
Oh, healer of mine who is unable to heal themselves.
of
me calluses
Oh, I didn't do fucking anything.
Okay, go that one.
That one dies.
Ow.
I'm going to go back and get him.
Rat the skies.
That'll be it.
And then you've got a nice, humble, broken leg.
Just like you'll love to see.
That does like nothing.
You're just sort of stuck here.
You're alive!
Welcome back.
It's in time to get another debuff.
Nice.
Just call over a goutman, heal a unit, and remove its debuffs.
I gotta just shuck it.
Keep giving you a full heal every time you level.
Run away!
God damn it.
Alright. At least it was on an ambush round, so we're good.
Oh boy, that is a big fucking HP, 50 HP on that bad boy.
And what do you have?
You've got kinetic spikes.
All kinds of goodies.
I'll give you a charm.
of
beautiful
Hell yeah.
Amplified, doing work.
Why are you like this?
Okay, we gotta go for this guy.
Nice.
The Priest is actually a really insane DPS.
Reset god no
Well actually no there is a scenario where I can cast reset
Oh my god, you can you can you can give yourself cheese
Cheese it up
She's it up
And the cheese will actually cure your poison too
All right, so we got here tar speed and kinetic the kinetic is gonna be annoying as fuck
But whatever you actually start with enough mana to immediately reset if you wanted to
so I could actually just there we go just clear all of our bullshit off of us
that we've been slowly accruing
and actually don't even move you can come over here rally
There we go, push you away.
Oh my god, it feels so much better.
and
now you don't really have much to do on this round
Nice.
That's the good shit.
Need some more cheese.
of
the
I'm sure of that one.
There we go. You can come over here, melee that one, and aggressively eat some cheese in its face.
Very nice.
Look at all those kills.
Alright.
Batch that one, Batch that one, melee that one.
Have some money.
have some cheese. There we go. The mages actually start scaling pretty hard. Holy light plus
The spell costs less now.
That's amazing.
Now I have to actually cast a spell on round one.
And I'll say magnify plus.
Alright.
I
To the bird
All right, uh, let's pull that one
Don't move over here now
There we go
I need some cheese.
What's hitting me?
None of you have spell reflect, I'm not sure what's damaging me.
Alright time to hit reset.
you
Encourage bull rush repeat if you wait repeat if you hit something
repeat if I hit something how's that work I'm always hitting something charm the
bunny rabbit nice you got a jawbone it's not very good but I have it holy
Whoo, that is a big daddy of a fucking enemy
Oh
Oh, oh God, okay, uh, we turn into Magnus
Nope, reset.
There we go.
It's like it never happened.
Ow.
Still hurting, though.
Big hits.
Oh god.
Alright, time to hit reset again.
All right, time to hit reset again.
Unfortunately, you don't have the mana.
May just have to...
Actually, we can reset round one.
But you only cast it once per battle.
Oh God.
Oh my everything.
Reset OP for Kaiju fight.
Ooh, asteroid plus is bruising.
Yes please.
Alright.
Time for the boss.
I'll take surprise.
We get an extra turn next battle.
Arch box.
One baby spider.
Oh, we got...
We got double spider!
Are you fucking kidding?
And it's already here.
We're gonna have to really, really buff your damage.
But getting used to this is a struggle, and that's why I'm trying to get rid of the enemy.
Hot molder.
Something runs knocking on your toes.
Once you watch rats.
My two fangs will pierce you.
You will be fast, but not painless.
now
Okay, that's pretty good
Well, I killed one.
Good job, Mage.
Honestly, I'll take the down.
I'll take the down because we can get the Mage back up with the Priest.
Being able to kill a spider right up the butt is really fucking strong too.
I'm over here.
Actually...
Hey, nah.
I don't have lethal on it.
of
of
I'm not gonna punch that, that'll be good.
God no I don't wanna reset.
Nice.
What's your range of attack yes
two
There it is
plus three brace all right another wonderful victory the mighty occultist return home
melly
All right, do we want you
Sure blitzcrank
Sure
Muteeth?
Maybe Rose? Yeah, Huddle's really good.
Hmm.
In the day.
Uh, Paco. Paco players. No.
Go for it into a familiar and destroy it refresh your basic attack.
Kind of a cool ability, but don't really need it.
Uh, Naya, do we want you? Yeah, we can use you.
Melissa?
Osteogenesis Imperfecta.
plus two bruise plus two bleed thorns plus two thorns when you're downed you get a double
injury to the fight case you'll do great.
You've got some good stats to keep you.
Mouse trap
Draiden yeah, I'll keep you
Good cat.
Another good cat.
Wait, you're not a good cat.
What the fuck are you?
The next hunter.
That's what you are.
your basic attack pulls things towards you I'm sure that won't lead to death
Sanjo!
Good fight, Fitz.
Stein!
Rush your teeth!
Tuk-tuk-to!
Yeah, we'll keep you.
I guess it would remove his brace, wouldn't it?
Might not actually be a bad idea
You have a harpooner and verb
You'll be a great rogue
Maybe something
So let's bring a thief
Another ranger.
Butcher's already done.
Verps is really good.
I might bring a tank, actually.
Climbed and tank.
And who else?
Oh damn, we're actually almost...
Are we all done?
We're done!
We can go call of us.
All we have is beef tank and collarless and we're done and then we'll be
completely done with Act 1. Holy!
This is it. We'll be done with Act 1.
and then I never have to I never have to do impossible act one again I'll stop to do solos but that'll be fine
all right weak melee attack if it crits inflicts bleed five you got stealth hell yeah you got scatter shot talk to animals
throws scrap homerun harpooner
meow protection
get not the greatest of stats but whatever
We'll take the Bremask, the Fighters' Helmet, and I don't really need that.
I think that's it for you, a re-roll, because those are always good, and then...
Might not collar the last one, because you do have to do collarless.
Actually, we could go...
Hell yeah.
What if we do a multiplier DNA multiplier whetstone so you just like crank out your own damage?
I like it.
Give the survivalist hat.
Give the fuck you mean.
Another jacket.
of
the
four call list to each and bosses and unlock
, at least a normal
Stephen Verpe
Why are you saying Steven verb you don't eat Steven?
Vert plus star I mean verb does nothing it's verb plus star that we care about but if we can get verb plus
If we can
Oh wait, we could do I guess we could do just actually now we could do Steven plus verb
Now think about it, we can actually just, we can just Steven, VURP and do it again, over
and over again, and then eventually I'll have VURP plus, so I'm just going to upgrade
everything.
Now I have VURP, VURP doing work.
I genuinely have no idea what to do with you, but you've got three barrier.
And for that, I'm proud of you.
Let me give you a gun.
Some movement.
I might just give you a... I'm going to give you a re-roll.
Yep, looks good.
All right, this could very well be the last impossible act one I ever have to do.
All right, so we did get a...
Hey, that one's dead.
Did get an ambush.
Nice insta kill that one.
sad that the leech just got a chance to move so is this going to give you two damage up?
sure is.
I need to do it twice so you get four damage.
wow that's really powerful.
bye.
go again 8 damage on round 1 well actually technically we're still round 0 so let's eat
Steven, which upgraded Harpooner, and now I get to verpe it up.
and
I guess we can take full force here.
Kind of mind full force.
Up in the trash can.
Covered in poisonous filth.
Love it.
Where are the elites at? There's one there and there's one here.
That's fucking one HP.
Alright, so now we eat Steven again, get upgraded VIRP, and I VIRP him back up.
All right, so now we eat Steven again.
It upgrades throw scrap.
plus the... oh well. That's pretty good.
Reverb it in.
What makes it impossible difficulty? Uh, it's the...
Take the last hit. It gives elites three extra modifiers and that includes bosses
and that's the impossible aspect. You also get a lot more just sort of things.
Another debuff. Lucy! What you got, Lucy?
Oh, we have an ambush on Lucy. Sounds good. Let's move on up.
You've got thorns, fire, and depressing.
Alright, move forward, that's all you can do, let's stone twice, let's go over here,
getcha, I'll hold my mana, you're stunned for a turn, so you lost your ambush, let's
Let's do separate artery and then a big hit and come over here, do those, and you're
We're gonna do the magic attack.
Oops.
That pushes you towards me.
Well, that's fine.
I got frozen.
Let's go ahead and eat Steven.
That levels up full force, and we can warp it up.
up to be homerun.
All right, I'll stand inside the water, itch ya, cool off.
Cool off.
Oh yeah, it does also make the skill checks harder.
Alright, so what do I want from you?
Path of the Tinkerer.
Ironically path of the tinker is probably your best bet
Holy that's a lot
destroy your weapon I'll fuck I have to give you an expendable weapon first
All right, let's eat Steven again and now homerun knockback you deals increased by 10
and now in flicks brooms.
Verp up Steven.
What happens if I eat Steven and I'm fully upgraded? I guess nothing.
of
Oh, Jesus.
Pickpocket Chakram...
Steel Time, melee attack if this crits refresh your basic and movement.
Steel Time seems pretty good.
Also, how's leveling up gonna work for the tank?
Cause he's all...
...Stat it up.
So what's a level up gonna do?
I don't care about this pike and go ahead and destroy it
What'd I get? Instant Barrier.
Eh.
How good does it can be, you know?
Now that I did anything.
Just to be expected.
I don't want to move too close to him.
are always criticals that was steel time could go real hard so you hit oh and
everybody gets a level up let's go what do you get while at full HP not
happening but you're so
maybe
,
I guess I'm just taking the full heal plus the charisma because I kind of like homerun
and I don't mind harpooner.
Oh, sniping.
I need some HG.
tiny head brand rare candy damage transmitter take the rare candy grab
some more strength we've got the damage transmitter
Behold, you have a use.
Uh, it uses- Harpooner just uses your melee weapon, my melee weapon is a point-blank attack,
So I don't have to worry about pulling the boss towards me.
We got double... you've got six Brace! Holy!
Six Brace, bro.
Okay.
Calm down.
That's actually really good.
now
now that's not what I wanted
now
All right, well, we have to do one more round because I'm stupid
Ah.
Alright.
Broke's turn.
Alright, so...
Hit him.
And then, oh, you have knockback on your fucking attack.
Alright, well, that...
All that build up...
For fucking nothing.
of
That was really terrible.
I gotta take the knockback off of his attack.
Yeah, I gotta take that off of you.
Yeah, let's just give the tank more knockback.
Hunter will push plus pull.
Get a knockback.
oh yeah we could put it on the hunter you're right there's nobody I can back
Sam fuck yeah
Nice.
Oh.
Ah damn.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Okay.
Sure thing, man.
Oh, now it's just time to start pumping them with stats.
get the reset.
I think I'm just gonna take that.
Whoa, that is some daddy Shorx.
Yikes.
Yikes!
Yeah, we're just gonna do that.
Yeah, it's a good thing that I killed him, because I pulled him.
Now
Guess we'll take scout me
And we got another kilo a cat now. I love daddy shark rooms for how easy they are
There are some cursed ones though. Oh mom's ring new item plus one damage find a pill at the end of battle
Cool I
Break the mirror I got a bag of glass it's useless, but I have it
Flush master
electric extra damage and shielded those don't really matter too much and it's an ambush so
We can just move forward
Oh god damn it, I clicked on the wrong spot.
Well, that's awkward.
Although it might, yeah, I'll say it's not even gonna fucking matter.
It's already dead.
Yeah.
It's already dead, dude.
Contaminate, collect an adjacent pick up instead of that pick up flumble effect.
Add plus 1 poison to your weapon for the rest of battle.
Wow, it's poison lace, but with extra steps.
Your weapon gains plus one damage for the rest of the battle.
Sharpen seems pretty good.
I'll take Sharpen.
Ten bleed.
It makes it say you can't use your weapon.
And I don't really find bleed to be all that great.
Loot 1 to 3 coins from a body and maybe something else.
again outskirts.
Now flurry. Probably should have taken the loot to corpse.
Oh, we got an ambush.
So let's come over here, got a kill, you, now those reflect projectiles, let's not
not shoot those.
Let's come over here.
It's you. Why do you have knockback?
How cause you're bouncy?
Holy fuck!
Alright, Nail Flurry's a little good!
With guaranteed crits, Nail Flurry is a little good.
Good.
Got him.
of
Belly flop.
Click belly flop.
We can immobilize, maybe.
Thrumming charm.
Plus one magic damage and plus one charge if you end without casting any spells.
I guess I can put Steven back on upgrade or belly flop
Two sharks that
Are immune to projectiles
Love to see it really you do
I'm just going to sit over here and put them with thumbs.
Jumping to a tile and immobilize units in an area.
Nido.
Can it reflect the gun?
Sure can.
Can and will.
Oh, I'm gonna continue to do nothing.
actually. No. Let's not do that. I don't think I actually have enough damage.
the
Batch to tape recorder
crisis averted no one had to listen
Can you take a kilo of catnip and then burp it?
Does that would definitely solve my mana problems.
What'd you get?
bouncy kinetic and armor. Goodie.
Alright, so...
Come over here.
Belly flop on to you.
Eat a kilo of catnip.
Then puke it back up
Well, it still bouts me for my attack now.
And then we steal time.
Can we hit him again?
Nice.
Nice
Good my Morris be in a better place
May as well take more charisma so that way I can verpa bigger bag of kilo.
That range of doing bullshit damage is just par for the course really.
There's Manadrine on the board.
And there is a bullet reflect.
Hits you.
Steel time.
Come over here.
Same thing.
Get a hit in.
uh
Kill that one
Now I get the reset
Go after the bird
Let's come on over punch you
Belly flop eating whole-ass kilo
Jump over here
Belly flop hit them
Smack them again belly flop over to here. Give me some armor
And then you from over here sharpen your weapon hit them hit them nice
I don't know man.
My cat is doing a kilo of catnip every round.
We need vert plus, we already have vert plus.
Oh, it's another ambush.
you call it there we had we had two bullet reflections unfortunately he's just
just fucking vanished from existence
kill that one
move you forward
belly flop on to you
itch ya
itch ya again
do an entire kilo
puke it back up
belly floppa
belly floppa
belly floppa
Oh gotta reset come on over hit them and I'm again give myself more armor
All right now for round two
come on over here it's ya nail it up
Okay, kill that one.
Hurt you.
Nice.
Steal time plus.
Time plus is just extra crit chance, but it doesn't matter because we have a hundred percent crit chance of back stabs
Throw it wait throw extra nails equal to your dexterity
Nice
This is casual 80 damage
Keep finding mom's ring all around here
Mop mom's ring upgrade nail spam damage plus one damage
I mean it might
Yeah, it plus two damage actually that's only for basics
It's only for the basic attack so now it won't sadly
What do I mean? You might as well take these.
Plus damage works on nail flurry. It does?
I mean, I believe you.
I'll do it for the spider boss.
Yeah, the funny thing is I think I could Kilo again because I can just verpe it up next
round.
So I can just Kilo a second time.
I just have to make sure that we let the warrior go.
If I don't get him, I'm gonna be dead.
If I'm dead, I'm gonna be dead.
If I don't get him, I'm gonna be dead.
Shit.
It's so many hits.
God damn.
Okay
That was kind of annoying
Belly flop my beloved
I could have ate the kilo
You know, I could have just be clawed and killed it.
But belly flop.
plus backstabber plus when you land a critical hit gain a random stat up all
right found a machine gun crit and gain like 40 stat ups let's do it
the
That's the first time I've had a tank actually like pop off.
and
it all starts with four
of
You're sick.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
Love bats they're really cool
I mean, you can't dodge all of these.
Alright.
Good job.
Oh, you have confusion.
There you go, get in it.
When you knock a unit into an ally or knock an ally into an enemy, that ally is their basic
attack.
On the other unit, your basic attack is supposed to be on the back.
Oh
Let's make them smarter
of
up also in speed minus one strength
So we got crit fire and depression love it
I'm down in the state to all my hostages
Into my head
Into my head
I got fed there of my life
Just to seek out and find you
Cheer me up
I can't see you
In your way, especially with the guy you want, to your doom, to your doom, to your doom, to your doom, to your doom, to your doom.
if
All right, let's try this.
Throw 10 1 damage nails that ignore shield.
Throw extra nails equal to your dex.
nice good here
Okay, okay, cool good good turn
of
the
Oh
Your HP is a little low friend and you got quite a bit of burn
Oh the tank might die actually the tank is dead
the tank is dead
unless
Okay, well I tried
No, my forping tank
I'm going to go back to my team now.
Steven, I've come to bargain.
Here, let's give you rotisserie chicken so you can heal yourself with the 10,000 fire that the boss puts on you.
Also spoilers let's just put water everywhere because now we like what was killing me
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Uh...
There's a couple of spiders.
Didn't...
Didn't mean to do that, that much, but uh...
That's fine.
My Rogue's gonna die.
I
Know
How did he fire so many nails?
Cuz
Okay, it was throwing a lot of nails because I'm pretty sure that
The stat ups I get add plus one nail
because like so like if I I get a random stat when I backstab if one of those
random stats rolls a dex I get an extra nail
Nice.
I almost want to, might be worth giving the cat catnip so you can nail round one.
It would be.
Honestly, I don't need to do throbbing, but let's, let's throb it up.
I kind of want some extra stats.
an ad is about to play so I'm just gonna go ahead and run it now. Don't worry, y'all aren't missing much.
I forgot to burp up my catnip, nooooooooo!
It's so over.
I can't believe it.
Oh, we should.
Dude, I should not have fucking come here.
This was a mistake.
This was such a mistake.
You could verp chat what am I gonna verp up?
What am I what am I gonna verp chat?
The catnip that...
The verb don't work like that, chat.
Each and every day we stray from God's verb.
to
save scum and save scum and burp it up again
if
I convert that
now virtus not carry over between fights
Alright, we got an ambush, let's come over here, I'll get two scaling, oh good, I'll
We have three scaling! Holy fuck!
Oh, that's terrible.
now
now
that's fine my main tank has a broken leg
Nice.
You're gonna need to burp a chicken.
That's all you got going for you right now.
Zookid.
What do you got?
Just leave nothing too bad and we have an ambush so that makes this easy.
Nice.
Well, I can't backstab.
Holy fuck.
Oh, I can't backstab.
Holy fuck.
I can't backstab.
of
Oh
Bye-bye
Do it.
Holy.
So many nails.
I
Want the rug to finish it
do it's 32 nails
How do you divert the chicken, we're good.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Thought this was a mistake.
It could have been.
Yeah, there's so many options.
There's so many options, dude.
What do I even want?
How am I killing this next boss?
Uh.
Uh...
Yeah, you're good.
Cribble, you're good.
Dre, to the fight pit.
Tiana, you're amazing.
Stein, you're really good.
Blossom? Yeah, you're really good.
Oh, wait!
Oh, never mind. That's not the right one. Just a defect.
I was so happy for a second. I was like, hey, we got it!
We in fact did not get it.
So in bread? Yeah we're deep in the bread right now.
We're deep in the bread.
Alright, so, is it time?
Is it time for the solo verping tank to clear everything?
Is it like I can save my, uh, I'd like to save my Gatlin cat.
Yeah.
Yeah. I think I'd like to save the Gatlin cat, so we're just gonna solo tank it out.
You sure you want to defend your house with less than four cats? I'm pretty
certain, yeah. All right, that's all you need. Just that.
Anything else we want to bring though? Just in case? And then that would speed
need to kill up at all.
What happens if you lose the fight?
Uh, they...
They repossess my house and I start back from nothing.
It's really crazy that Edmund put that in, but that's how it is.
May as well take horse blinders.
And I think that'll be it, god I have so many fucking weapons.
I have so many weapons.
And I just, none of them are any use right now.
Alright, Arya versus the C800, alright so we are gonna go ahead and eat the star, verpe
the star
the
Eat the star, puke it back up, move into him.
Come on come get me
Eat the star vomit it up you already know what's coming up
His brace is going down and his bruise is going up
I'll kill you!
Drive back into hell!
Don't give me the time to come and see you!
Come back and stab you!
Drive back into hell!
Now!
Do your worst.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
how do you get
Eat the star, burp it up, walk into him.
Robotic arm has been unlocked.
That is the second time that I have killed the Arnold Terminator cat with just pure
Immortality.
Yeah, as you do.
Still don't know how to actually fight him.
Haven't had to do it yet.
Oh, hey!
I was just thinking about you.
I think Steven has a crush on you.
Don't tell him I told you!
kill me next to see 1000
so we got here no my star is broken a melee attack with a chance to repeat
gains one damage for the rest of battle every time it's used
Nice.
That's kinda cool.
Oh, hey, you're fucked up. Nice.
The baby jet and you you can go to the fight bit
All right
Goal holy shit gulp is good love go
Goal's amazing a foot cat
To the fight pit
Grim there to the fight pit Ivy
To the fight pit
Go that you're okay
I need you I don't really need you baby jack
All right, nope, you're in.
All right.
All right, who's next?
Wonsa!
For the fight bit.
Oh my god, look at those legs.
Ignore effects and tiles and traps.
Yeah, you're pretty good.
I'll keep you.
Zero!
Yeah, we'll keep you.
Must ya!
He can't hit. Nah, I'll take a fight pit.
Aw, pedicca.
Tracy.
Another locker appeared in the back today.
Are you some kind of prepper? What's the deal with the food lockers?
You know, if you need extra storage that Pinky Winky's downtown has a ton.
Now, I bet you could fit 30 plus middle-aged white men to the units they got back there.
Strip them down if you can, fit three more. Crazy, huh?
Well, you wouldn't think canky slacks and business suits could take up so much space.
You can just burn those the old junkyard and old metal bin.
I'm just offering you advice don't need to get all upbeat about it your wasteful meat cooler will be in the stock tomorrow
Nice it's next another furniture idol buggies
Bomblerina
King Julian to the fight pit
Want some?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Oh, we have a wound.
Alright, let's see. Anyone in here? You're just dead.
Uh... to the fight, but... speed's too low.
Alright, looking good.
Is there another dead one?
Now we're good.
How do you zoom in like that?
wheel might another percent yet might 89% yet 90 we skipped holy fucking skipped
to the 89 went straight to 90 now. All right, Jack, do I want you?
All right, let's find some people here. Ah, you're pretty good
Lunch
Awesome, but okay, actually before we go are we we're done with Act 1, right?
So we're looking at the through these top three here
so that's done that's done done done done done done done done done
yeah we're done baby I mean they're still solos but as far as I'm worried
I'm trying to get impossible clears done so now
Now we need to unlock.
Now we need to unlock Impossible.
That's our new goal.
I'll be right back one second
All right, we finally have a new quest, chat.
It's time to unlock Impossible Act 2.
all right so it doesn't really matter what we take here we're just looking for a good
solid run so
Alien crater, feline invader.
I guess I could take a collarless for some initial unlocks.
Why not?
All right, what do you got, Fury Swipes Rat Style, very good, Bait Trap and Sniper, Sniper
is very good, Barrow Mana Tinker or so, like an awful, Zealot and Godspeed.
Nice.
So in order to unlock, there you go, keep the transmitter.
Try this robot, and...
Yeah, we'll take that, and we'll take this.
Unfortunately I don't have the full leather set.
I just have so many weapons, bro.
I don't know what to do with all these fucking weapons.
I'm just gonna take them with me.
And just, just start, just start taking shit with me, you know?
Cause I have so many of these things.
All right, what was the last comp the bar didn't use a ranger I like using rangers
just because they're consistent and consistency is king. You know?
All right, so we're now done with the alley. Now we have to beat Act 2 on Crazy so that we can
start summoning the new Pyrofina Zaratana and then the double.
Marshmallow and impossible is gonna be a nightmare. Yeah, you ain't wrong.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
Mm-hmm
Yeah, it's been a minute
Holy shit that scales like crazy
It's so good
All right, so robot arm is easily the best melee weapon ever
Big punches good sleeper hold is good
Take sleep or hold.
Bash the darkness.
Get a snack.
New music.
I'm sure Chad's happy to hear new music.
It's been a minute, you know?
of
I don't even know there's a reset on our melee, you know?
Yeah
Hmm
Emergency haste cure wounds stun stuns always nice just have a stun in the back pocket
Multi-hits are affected by luck aren't they I think steel ball summon an invulnerable fly
Cool
An invulnerable fly, huh?
Charm the rabbit!
The rabbit seems a bit temperamental, but it tags along as a friend regardless.
Yo!
There's the rabbit.
Oh there it is. White rabbit. Has a 50% chance of gaining madness at the end of each turn.
Oh good. It's rabbit. And it's elite. Goodie. Nice.
Uh-huh
Steal, fly, and vulnerable.
Does two damage, nice.
I can't even knock it in that's kind of dumb
It has like no movement.
How does it how does remote detonator work on a
invulnerable fly?
Let's try it.
Could be good or terrible.
I can remote detonator the fucking rabbit rabbit
That's funny to me.
of
the
death
of
death
fucked up. Just a little bit. Just a little. Dunce cat. Minus two intelligence, your spells
cost minus one man
drink from the Oasis
poisoned myself nice
Okay, I could have just meleeed it and been fine.
I
Call it looks so fucked up
Why why is your movement so shit
I
You're coming! You're coming!
all right
that just kills it
well, and this has madness
I'm sorry bunny rabbit but you're not very good and you will kill me
now
now
now
Uh, we have a problem.
I might have to redo this one.
I can't believe we already have to mulligan.
Hey, yeah, I already have to mulligan I did I
I might have fucked it already.
God, the desert is gonna be so ass.
of
of the
is that one is
I'm gonna heal you there, heal myself.
stop it, prevent it from getting back up
of
Nice.
That's what we're here.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
of
of
I'm not sure what's going on.
There's Mark.
Oh, mind Mark.
Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom.
With a dunce cap.
Let's do it.
Hey, look at that.
I got plus one intelligence.
Rabbit crimes.
Listen, the rabbit's got fucking rabies.
I had to put it down.
Glowing flask is so good.
And rubber arrows.
Oh my god, you have sniper and rubber arrows.
kind of nuts to the flask to the healer take a faint impact with you
All right, what do you got thorns and shield nice
Oh, that's the wrong spot
of
I
I
All right
You know what?
Nice.
Mark you.
go through the barrier
oh shit, giant ass jug of water
let me take Hulk out
plus 5 HP and gain, heatwave immunity or fills
gallon of water
Heal it up, brother. Heal it up.
Alright, where do we want to go?
Doesn't really matter. Which doesn't really matter if we go to the moon or the core.
We just need to go to the rift. So, it's really just where we want to go.
Is it Feline? An alien crater, Feline Invader? Or alone in the dark?
Mmm.
Now that's got the bunker. I love the bunker. The bunker is one of my favorite places.
Then the core is easiest fight. The core might honestly be one of the easiest zones in the game.
Oh god. Bunker, however, is gonna be a fucking shit show.
I can already feel it.
and
of
the
Bairry not really able to do a whole lot right now
Okay.
Not a turn.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Beautiful.
Hopefully I had extra hits as well.
items you craft stay with you between battles but become cursed your
equipment passive effects are doubled I like that this means you have even less
damage but give even more damage well isn't that just cool
Isn't that just neat?
I can give you Dunce Cap.
I give you Dunce Cap with the double effect and then you can, I guess do nothing with
it, but hey, it's there.
threat.
Nice.
Go get an invincible fly.
I believe in you.
I don't know why I didn't mark that first.
He just aggressively heals himself.
of
the
year mark you
I don't know what to do with it.
Examine the pills. What do you got?
Ah, these smell fabulous!
Oh god.
Paul Veer is now an addict.
Start each battle with all stats down two, gain all stats up three whenever you eat a pill.
Okay, well...
Pill's here.
Leather collar.
Plus two charge when you take damage.
Nice.
Now, not the boom-boom-foot.
Petina Sleeper home.
of
I'm not going to kill it I can't heal you
all right uh strength up hp up take some strength
Yeah, get another pill.
You got... really don't do a whole lot, I'll be honest.
You're kind of shit.
murder bots
boy
Nice first try stun and come over here we can mark the robot so I can
bypass all the armor. I thought it would have mattered because I would have killed them anyway.
And then we'll mark that one. Some in the fly. I threw the stun at the reflect, like
like an idiot.
is causing you to stun? It's just 5% basics. Alright. Understood. 5% every time.
Bye-bye.
Add to her about the play by the way, chat.
It should be over for the boss, I'm just letting you know.
Give me some more strength.
Sigg, nice recid.
Appreciate that.
Minus one Rizz.
Nice.
Battle acts, it's poop.
God, 10,000 turns of slow.
of
so many flies
10 rounds of slow.
only the colorless had something to actually use their abilities on yeah
I'll be sick.
I'll do Twin Shot. It's not the greatest, but it's better than nothing.
The Elephant Foot.
Fear some strange heat radiating from the Elephant's Foot on his soft skin.
Move closer!
Yes!
You take oh my god move even closer
Where is he is this hell is this heaven his brain is boiling yet Barry wonders if he can hold out just a little longer
withstand
Barry stands trans-six for several moments longer, uh, moments longer facing the glowing
shrine.
Sweat drenching, as fur.
He turns away at last, his body ravaged and twisted by the radiation.
Nice.
I've never actually seen that full event.
Hell yeah.
Good job, Barry.
I'm proud of you.
Now.
Wow.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now you get a bonus attack.
Nice.
Now.
Now, you get a bonus attack.
Kinetic spikes and sticky
Nice
Let's stun me as well.
Come on up over here.
What's your luck?
You got seven luck.
This isn't the greatest, but whatever.
I
Over here you
I don't really need to waste the bullet on that.
Oh, I probably should have wasted the bullet on that.
Ow.
Should have wasted the bullet.
That's on me.
It's okay, he'll die.
All right.
Armour up?
No.
Bolt tackle?
No.
Improve.
Uh, electric nails. I'm gonna nail the arcs electricity and neighboring tiles whenever any unit spends mana.
That can be good.
Just keep feeding the drugs.
Dense cap plus improve.
You know, actually I probably should have taken that.
I'm gonna give you the dunce cap anyway.
That way you can just spam nails everywhere.
their collar all gag. Alright mega tumors tumor head. Okay.
of
Good synergy.
Oh, bye.
How do I heal you?
your mobile
nice
I guess I give you the water
But if I give you the water bottle, then you're not gonna be able to drink pills.
Path of the Tinkerer.
I mean, what could go wrong?
I'm gonna destroy that weapon for this kind of shit, to be honest.
And then I'm just gonna give you a jug of water, and you can chug water until you're
healthy.
Copy?
Oh, got technology.
Yeah.
copy got technology
of
and
Healer getting the mech.
Okay.
That won't kill you.
I can't move.
There we go.
Let's do a couple trick shots there.
We're doing great on trying to heal the healer thing.
It's going well.
Guess anyone was wondering
Can you remote detonate the nails probably
Take path of the monk
Barry got minus one intelligence, oh no, Barry's an idiot.
Or Barry.
Oh god.
Oh, it's double Cerberus?
Fuck.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Oh, yeah.
Way of the Mantis on a fighter.
Now that's what I'm talking about baby.
No I cannot.
of
of
Yeah, I know I can explode the steel fly.
Sure, body game 2 mana.
Crimson Mask.
plus one damage, game one damage when you're killing an enemy.
Oh, free mech.
Gage.
You give me the heart.
Now you can heal a little bit on your own.
Give me another pill.
You need to start taking pills.
You need pills, buddy.
You need pills.
Yeah, I want to be low HP fighting these boys.
They are mildly scary.
This might lead to them all again, but whatever, let's go for it.
They're mine.
Got them.
Can you stop hitting the fucking Ranger?
Okay. Fair enough.
Get out of my way.
You're immune.
What?
What? Oh fuck. Okay.
How are you immune to bullets?
This is the end of the video.
Hey look, soothing glow.
It's like improved, but probably better.
Human scout.
Nice, I got more human scouts.
so many scalps
Look at all those stat ups.
Nice. It just gave itself 28 stacks of lava. Well done.
there we go
I think we have the Mantis Plus, no it's cheaper.
More pills.
Sure let's play his game.
yep not fast enough little feline minus one strength try it again
hey impressive play it again
Hell yeah! Play again! Hell yeah!
Infinite gambling.
and
now we got here
one
Of
Surround
of
this
of the
ever
all cats can now learn path of the void
nice
and for the rest
carless became MVP
if the fighter didn't exit- oh my god
butch and tink
moves one tile towards whatever damages it will dash on their last turn, trample
oh it's uh...
fucking...
Boris
meow
meow
meow meow meow meow
meow
bro how much HP y'all fucking got?
god damn
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
now
of
I was gonna say it's one of the best better tinkerers I've seen but they're fucking
call it. Yeah, yeah, we have a good tinkerer, but they're not actually a tinkerer. He says
a lot about the tinkerer. Well, what the fuck is this human face? Your basic attack
That is a 25% chance to inflict fear.
Oh, yo, human flesh set.
50% crit chance on humanoid enemies.
No, that's a bit hideous, but it doesn't really do a whole lot.
A lot of them in chaos.
I guess it'd be better and there's a few areas that'd be okay and but it's very
mediocre bird hops around and falls it into the next room hell yeah follow me
bird bird up
Oh my god elite butch 256 HP god damn
Well done
I
Maybe it's good in the bunker, you know what I take it back is good
I fucked up.
You can't get out of here.
Now!
Now!
Can seal up all homes.
I don't know what to do.
Listen to me.
Maybe there's nothing I can do more.
The more I try,
the more I lie.
I'm so tired of working so hard,
and I'm not getting any more.
Yeah, come over here.
Nothing like doing the entire boss's HP in one attack with minimal setup, Ranger is very balanced.
Oh damn, Hulk up is actually pretty dope.
I didn't know Hulk up plus.
I know you were built like that.
Purple drink.
I had so many fucking pills!
I don't even know what I want to give you.
Speed.
Oh god, we got double Steven. That's gonna be a lot of little guys.
Shit me. Ow.
Oh, it's got knockback on it. You fucker.
of
of
I'm over here.
Robot arm, Mantis, hit him, hit him again, immobilize him.
of
of
I
Still shoot
Yep
of
the
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, if the mech blows up, you get auto wounded.
Nice.
Well, that might be a mulligan.
of
spawn a friendly illusion of a random unit
counter
ice punch
of
the
nice many hallucinations brother
All right, this will be fun.
All right, time for God's weakest fighter.
hit him
hit him
hit him
hit him
hit him
I
All right
Thanks for some tea
I
Bye bye.
Rubber arrows plus, not a sniper plus.
One day, gun's gonna get that kill.
ordinary whiskers have been unlocked
Steven's fart face
nice
at the end of your churn inflict one poison
on all units repeat for each churn
you've taken this battle
nice
good solo item ordinary whiskers all stats up hell yeah
sure why not go live it
he's dead you can tell cuz there's no items on him if your cat doesn't have
items in the cutscene it means they died
I'll take the estus, take the technology.
Oh, another ButtPan.
I love Buttpans!
They're great.
Blossom...
One...
Barry, do I need you? Not really.
Keep making progress on Frank here.
I
You're just dead
Oh
Gray do I want you nope to the fight pit
Dante's to the fight actually you're good. I'll keep you
King, deal 1 damage to any unit within your line of sight.
Reload spend mana.
Interesting.
Oh, hey, guess what?
We saved Nona!
Just kidding.
Even with all those fluffers you sent me, Nona's still back there.
Don't be sad though, the sad kids get something to be sad about.
I think you just need to keep buying things and then maybe something will happen.
Oh, I almost forgot it.
I found a pipe.
But this one is different.
I threw some cats down inside and it was hearing people in there.
Pretty sure it goes down into that bunker place.
What the heck, right?
That's my new mystery to solve.
Nona's old news.
And I don't even know how to read the newspaper.
pipe mystery is just what this hero needs. Anyway, keep sending me kitties and I'll give
you goodies. Now I think I'm gonna poop in the pipe again. No, Nona, I said pipe. Pipe. No,
the new pipe. Stop yelling. I wonder if Nona will fit in that pipe.
Rustic stool. Taxidermied bear. Guts table. Angelic bed.
Small Easter Island head.
Jering out.
Uh, next award increase the chance of rare furniture in the shop.
Nice. So we got the final upgrade. Oh poor slut. Poor, poor slut. Wicked, holy.
All right, hang on let me clear this area out
See me yep wicket. Yep Pippa. Nope dead actually wait to the fight bet
You know what? To the fight pit.
Uh...
Permenica?
Yeah, we'll keep you.
Neil. Yeah, sure. Mobile. Yeah, keep you. Uh, Stasic to the fight bet.
actually now you're you're okay I'll keep you
a zoo key to the fight that beanpole very good holy
Uh, Ramal?
Yeah, I keep you.
Toppo?
Holy fuck, you got so much luck.
Alright, let's go in the end of the day.
Alright, let's bring our ranger... or not ranger...
You bring you
Blitzcrank I'll bring you and
We blossom
How does the mewing not drive you insane because I stream on twitch and I've heard any amount of
Repeated noise over and over again for like 15 years and now I'm pretty much
desensitized to any sort of noise that could happen repeatedly.
That happens. Alright, so is there any way... I mean I'm gonna give you a kilo of
catnip. That's already obvious.
I feel like there's something I can do to secure my hits.
Yeah!
Horse blinders!
Horse blinders are perfect.
Your abilities have 100% accuracy.
Anything I can do to increase my charisma.
I still don't know what this fancy bow is used for.
I feel like it's got to be used for something in the future.
I want, uh, I know, do you want me to spoil where to use it?
Yeah, sure.
I don't mind it.
Tell me.
Uh, it kills God.
Jank the pink boat of the creator, it skips phase two God.
Oh, okay, cool.
That's neat.
I'm gonna save that then for impossible runs.
We're gonna save that for impossible runs.
Chavez, what if I turned you into a kitten again?
What if?
Yeah, I mean, I don't, I feel like that's most people, it's like, spoilers are fine
as long as you're like hey man do you want a spoiler yeah all right here you go
here's here's the spoiler you know my chat's usually pretty nice about it you
know I mean like I have a really nice chat when that as far as that's
concerned
of
All right, see 1000.
Alright, so he currently has 100% chance to dodge.
And every move he makes reduces it.
Yep.
Actually, what happens if I just reset?
Okay.
He's in the lava now.
Also yeah, he dodged the reset.
Hi. I'm gonna hurt you.
I'll be honest, I don't know what this guy actually does.
At this point, I feel like I'm too afraid to ask.
Oh, he copies!
Gotcha!
that's a little scary
Wow
Damn well that sucks
Hey man, don't be a dick.
Oh
That was on me
Yeah, what's up, Meat Hook? How you doing?
Well, I was gonna kill my Rogue, but...
You know what? I'm still gonna go further killing my rogue here.
Nice.
Oh
He's bad
of
Oh, no, the game crashed.
That's what I get.
That's what I get for being greedy.
That's what I get for being greedy.
My question is how are you supposed to avoid light?
Is there any way to actually like stop him from copying?
What gives him speed up?
of
to
so every time he dodges he gains a speed up
I didn't get so far, I didn't get so far
I don't know the time
Do it
Fucking hit reset, it'll be funny
I
Got
like genuinely have no idea how I'm supposed to dodge that shit actually this is a perfect
time to reset yeah this is a perfect time to reset cuz he's gonna dodge it
there we go
I
I
like
like bruh
What the fuck are you supposed to do about that?
Yep.
Oh good.
Well, bye I guess.
Like I genuinely have no idea what I'm supposed to do to.
I had it on the first attempt, I should have just committed to doing it, instead I got greedy
and now I'm gonna pay the price.
Also my rogue is the one that had deja vu so that's pretty cool.
I
I
I think I get it now.
The only copy is if he's next to you.
Right?
So let's do... a punch... God, I wish I had some way of doing bruise.
What the fuck?
You're supposed to be asleep, bro!
of
the
of
Oh, okay, well, fuck me, I guess, oh, and then deja vu, fuck yeah, dude.
Well, we got the reset, but unfortunately he did not 80% dodge it.
I
Oh
Yeah
No, there's a vote, okay
How he can just move through them, understood?
I
Get
Okay
said he couldn't come over here but I guess that was a fucking lie hey he
missed are you fucking kidding me deja vu okay
okay we're lucky that he missed again
I
Fuck me
of
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Beautiful.
That was close.
Liquid Metal has been unlocked.
What's that?
25% chance of dodge.
Bye-bye.
Shavas, sickly to leave out all arena.
sickly to leave out all arena
mausam
I
Arcade machine cute shelf pineapple
Lab tank B antique bath, hoted cactus, and I saw whatever.
There's poop at it. Yeah, we're leaving the poop up here. That's fine.
Perfectly normal.
Zola, am I keeping you? Fuck no.
Newman? Oh, Newman! My man!
I'm keeping Newman.
Uh, Godzilla.
I'm sure you can say.
Belle?
Holy fuck, you're gonna be one insane rogue.
Fucking 15 speed 10 dex.
Rice ball. Yeah, I'll keep you.
Alright, now I need to fight Paraphim and Zaratana.
Does he know that he can just use the arrows?
Yeah because that is definitely a much better way to do this.
Let me cycle through literally every fucking cat that I have.
Yeah that'll work.
Let me just cycle through my 86 cats.
Solid advice.
It's sort of by age though, so it helps a bit.
Brother.
Brother.
Bisha, do I need you?
Nah.
You ain't fighting Zaratana.
Uh, you're not really... I need to find something that's good for Zaratana.
I guess Sniper's not bad.
Bring two snipers, you know?
Just bring two snipers.
come on
come on
but
not really
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
Once your favorite class, that's a good question, hot cross died of old age, show the fight
get
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
My favorite class though.
That's a good question.
It might be the Ranger.
They do everything.
I have so many cats.
What's with the boarded up room?
This is my final room.
Bunny buns.
Yeah, I keep you.
of
All right, so we're just working on, we basically just need to get summons, right?
So we just need a group that can basically handle these bosses and then we can unlock
them possible and actually start doing unlocks.
Because I don't want to run through Act 2 on crazy.
There's literally no reason to do that.
Hey, look at that, you got the fucking range bullshit, too.
I don't know how to spare parts.
I don't know how spare parts is considered a rare skill.
Help me.
Help me understand.
Alright, so we're just doing, I guess, a normal run?
I didn't know Bar was an actual streamer. I thought it was just a persona for emotes.
I'm not a real person.
I am a content creator on the internet and as such I've devolved from human being to scum.
Alright so we're gonna hope that this fighter rolls some sort of bruise.
Alright, we'll send that off.
I don't really need any of this.
I'll just send them in naked.
All right, let's see what let's see what default alley looks like now. It's been a minute since we've played, you know
Yeah, I almost had it.
I
Got
Jesus
Cease
God damn it
Hey! Perfect! That's exactly what we need for Zaratana's nip. That is exactly what we need.
If only you had some movement ability, you know.
I'll see what that ends up turning into.
Why is this starting with so many skills?
Kill yourself, Rock Tomb, Goose Scrap.
Dammit, some petrified rock team seems pretty good.
But mostly just breeding.
Breeding is how you get more skills.
Now we're just making a cruise so we can go fight the boss.
I'll tank it.
Actually I could have gotten out.
Fucking jackass.
and
inspirational song very good keep that
Mm-hmm
Oh poor rat
All right, it's that pretty much it's just your turn it's just doing that
I got it.
Feels so nice to not have like a million modifiers.
I don't have to check every single enemy.
but I consider a certain uh unhinged run melee only bubble boy god no it sounds terrible
Why would I ever, why would I ever do that to myself?
Dash the clam.
Nice.
And you get a kill, gain, health regen.
I started my first sinker run, god I hate this class so much, why, it's so good.
You can make a cat bot with tier 1 weapons.
And then nothing else.
of
Now
Now
God, my fighter needs a movement ability.
Really badly.
I haven't seen anyone use Tinker of their own free will.
I'm surprised that Tinker doesn't have a passive buff that just gives him some sort of passive
ability that just like he generates tech just he generates tech at the end like
say like the end of the turn he generates tech that would be so nice
Okay, he's immobilized, that's all my...
Yeah
Hell yeah
12 turns of immobilize
80 HP boss seems so weird after so many impossible runs.
Uh, which is less annoying, caves.
And I think this used to be how, this used to be how these runs used to get, you know
I mean, why can you never reach anything?
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How could you do this to me?
Not who I wanted to petrify, but...
God, my fighter just needs a...
My fighter needs a movement ability.
So that familiar spawned by spells gain all stats up too, but that spell gets disabled
until the spawned familiar dies.
Okay.
I think the lady system I guess.
Use the toilet.
Apparently there's an event with that where you get teleported to a different zone.
I pray for movement
Have I seen freeze master yet?
Uh, yes, it is a shit show
I had, so I went through Act 3 on Hard, and I got Freeze Master, and they had the Twins
buff.
And let me tell you that, that was pain.
Meow
Meow
Meow
Oh my god, I can actually hit the boss
Crazy
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
I'm going to be a good combo.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Nail plus Bruce.
That's going to be a good combo.
More decks.
I actually have two piece slime and two piece brick.
actually a really good set. Let's put that on the warrior.
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Is it getting modded to go faster? I feel like it's faster. No, I'm just actually able to play quickly.
Because right now I'm just making a crew for the
Zaratana fight. Maybe that's what I'm going for right now.
Okay well it's really slowing me down more than anything at this point is.
It's just summoning, so that we can do impossible act too.
Why not use hotkeys because there's no reason to try to bother muscle memorying any of these
Gravity slam not the greatest movement ability, but at least it's a movement ability
All right Boris let's see what you get
it's weird seeing Boris without like fucking like eight different modifiers on
them my man you put on the bricks up because honestly he basically be dead
already if I had the bricks set on right now
There's
Nice
Speed though.
Must speed.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Heh.
That's a really good trait.
No, I don't like to assume pressure that plant your feet anchor Earthquake, like your feet.
It's not terrible.
Keep going through the fog, fuck, run away in fear.
I'm planting
I'm not gonna make it over there before the fight is basically over
weakening nail, declaw, pickpocket, sneak up, I'll take sneak up
did you equip the brick? I did
so I'm a fighter right now
destroy it
hell yeah
let me get an ambush here
No.
Okay.
No.
No.
of
the
year
parts plus, swap plus, doom plus, take swap plus, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
take the minor helmet it's very good
can you swap with an enemy unit? if it says any unit then yeah. any unit is any unit.
All right, now Flurry Plus.
What?
Captain America shield.
A ranged attack that inflicts stun.
Usable once for battle.
Passive plus two brace while this weapon is usable.
Oh.
That's kind of cool.
There you go, now you have four braces.
Surprise.
That there, that there's America's shield.
Now you see a brace five.
Nice damage.
left. Probably this one. Yep.
Oh nice, I got another callus. Huge brother! Huge!
Captain America with a Nail Gun. With a gun.
Oh shit.
I examine the door.
It's a shop full of shiny objects.
We got Meat Hook, Broken Mirror, and the Crown of Fikkes.
the
one that the
one that the spider
now
I
God this fight is so... this fight is so stupid, but it's not on like impossible difficulty.
Spiderman is hitting for one instead of seven.
It's fucking wild, dude.
That's not big
I'm not lined up there yet
Nice got him
God's weakest thief
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the earth is that that is nailed plus bruise
Yeah, we're farming for Zartana. That's really all we're doing.
I challenge you to do it, just getting some characters.
If you end your turn with unused moves and actions, game 2 and HB, oh that's kinda cool.
Investigate, what is this?
Nice.
You got a mutation.
Uh, minus two speed, collarless spells cost minus one.
Meat.
deserve this.
Our buddy system plus is actually kind of nuts.
the
fire so many discord box in the past week
as
I
I
Don't know if this will kill him
of
this
Nice.
Oh, your basic attack are critical plus a brace. Take the royal plus.
If the druid wants to loot, I'll let the druid loot. If not, we're heading out. Nope, I need you. I can't risk your death.
All right, now let's kill Zaratana.
I
You notice better loot at higher difficulties.
I want to say yes, but I also don't know how much of that is a placebo
You're good wallow EG
Hershey
No, you're fucking awful
The fight boots
Nando, we have to keep you
Oh, he's got we got another verb hell yeah
Umbra, Waluigi, Hershey, Palom, Bidica.
That was easier to see wounds.
I don't have any more space for new treasure up here.
There are like 8100 things up here, now it's crazy.
What Nona?
For reals?
Oh wow.
Nona says something special might happen if you keep sending those bent fluffies.
I wonder what she means.
setting them and I guess we'll solve this none of mystery together
I'll keep you.
Alright, under there.
I'm gonna take a minute away onto the scene, she must be made of rocks and she's shooting the axe.
I'm sorry.
Mejoo?
That's pretty good. I'll keep you.
Yeah.
Make sure to do this after.
Let's take Wicket.
Let's grab Newman.
Blomp.
And...
Go to it.
Perfect.
All right, let's do it.
See what boss we got here.
Oh speed and fire honestly that's not even that bad
Okay, we're here
Teelo?
Nip?
Nip?
Nip?
it is awkward. Yeah, fucking rocks all over you.
I can't backstab you either.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Might end up killing the warrior, but he served his purpose.
Alright, 550 health, 18 stacks of broods.
Get it!
Bye-bye!
Steven's friend has been unlocked!
What's Steven's friend?
Also, do we get anything new now?
That's tomorrow.
Games.
You get here.
Steven's friend, each time you cast a spell spawn a shadow copy of yourself that mimics your basic attack.
That is not very good, but okay.
Well, I'm sure it is good, but I don't know how to use it.
right to Frank to Frank to Frank different
There, Laila.
We can keep you, M'Zone will keep you, Hershey,
Island, to the fight pit, you, to the fight pit.
We'll keep you
All right, let's sort all of our cats here to the you're good music up very good
To the fight
Lucifer, keep you. Bridget, you can keep you. Flounder, you're wounded.
Let's see here. Dante's, keep you. Belle, keep you. Depression, actually, to the fight
bit whiskey hello charisma but hi
everything else I keep you purple keep
you rice ball keep you keep oh yes
Yes! Primon!
Mm-hmm, keep you...
Let's keep you Necrophage.
At the start of your turn, if there's a dead body near you, you move towards it and eat it.
It's a Tracy.
Magenta. We'll keep you zero. Actually, you're good.
Cosme. Two to fight pit.
Wobbly cats. You know, two to fight pit.
Nia. You're good.
bowl, keep you, stine, keep you, bunny buns, keep you,
vittler, keep you, bass, keep you, you're dead.
gulp, amazing, taika, amazing, blinks, great, fizzbun,
to Tracy
Samson, keep you
Jumps, keep you
Neil
uh...
yeah, keep you
him
Tracy
Victor, keep you
Mattica, keep you
Pippo, you're kind of fucked up
tracing. They're just sending us another idol. It gets here tomorrow. I'm not sure what the
hell you're doing with those things, but I don't like it. Now I don't know what kind
of god you worship, but if it's the one I don't like, I'm gonna be pissed. And I think
we both know about the one I'm talking about. Thanks for shopping at Pima, have
bus day what's the next one stocks of food box and then toxoplasmosis start
each battle with a rat familiar your basic attack terms rats great little
Tracy Moncho good Tracy Trader okay
Stessy!
It's a tracer.
All these cats I want.
keeping you for sure. Tremendo, sure, will keep you. Paisa, sure, will keep you. Alright,
end of day. What's the fight kit used for? To wound cats and to get really shitty ones.
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and more dead cats
You said you were going to have some rare item.
Fine, I'll buy all your items.
Idol of Chaos.
Fights are deadlier, but the winning fight gets double the stat rewards.
Nice.
I'll just throw the idol of Chaos in there.
There we go.
getting all kinds of fucked up
I'm gonna keep you
you're kind of whatever
so it's tank
please stop sending me kittens my wife is going to eventually notice the missing
cash
you're real sick oh you know that fine take these 25 bucks I was gonna spend it
on something nice for the life I guess lingerie is off the table tonight I had
my eyes on this skin type pink leather number but I guess that little dream is
over thanks for ruining my life
Alaska oh fuck you're amazing
Oh, I never uttered before, um, a cat fight bit, moxie amazing.
Uh, I didn't fight that.
All right.
Uh.
I
Afraid oh
Judy
Coffee or the fight bit
Tracy baby Jack
All these kiddies you're sending me is making the Nonocat happy.
It's crazy for real.
I saw them as little tuts.
I swear it touched some treasures.
Keep your eyes open wide.
There's gotta be some more special treasures coming to the shop soon.
Whatever you say, man.
Whatever you say.
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Now we've got to get another set of cats for...
or a pyrofina and then we will be good to go.
Another petrified poop?
Nah.
Alright.
Good progress today chat.
Let's see where we're at. Are we at 90?
Are we at 91? 90. I'll take it. Frank is here. Nice. Alright, that is gonna be it for me
today. Thank you everybody for hanging on out. Y'all have been awesome. I will see
you all again tomorrow for even more Mugenics. Tomorrow we make progress on Impossible Act
2 runs that's the plan we should be able to unlock and possible act to fairly quickly so.
That'll be the plan.
Thanks everybody for hanging on out y'all have been awesome and.
Yeah, I'll see you all tomorrow everybody.