You
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, well, well, everybody, if it isn't time for some more
muginics.
Let's get into it.
Let's get into it. We're at 90% today
We got Ari 9 coming out in two days chat I might end up playing some Ari for tomorrow
Just so you know
Might play some Ari for tomorrow
Geedy, Geedy, Geedy.
Ow, ow, ow.
Marley.
Marley.
Marley.
I gotta sort through my cats.
All right.
Let's grab you.
Grab you.
Grab you.
You're wounded.
You can go to baby jack.
Beautiful.
All right.
I'm ready to get rid of that old chaos for right now.
Some of those cats barely look like cats anymore.
Yeah.
they ain't cats anymore dude I'm telling ya they ain't cats anymore what the fuck
am I making you a monk go get it
All right, I think we're doing a quest.
The Rift and the Infinite.
Apply Poison 1 to everything at the start of the battle.
You got Cobra Style and it moves and it moves and it moves and it moves and it moves.
Okay.
When an enemy takes damage from an ability it drops a random pick out. That's cool survivalists. That's dog shit
Frenzy all right. Well
At least I got something
So we got either magic mirror your team is very bad luck during events and plus two thorns or
Bart face
Bart in the face of God I
I say we just go fart in the face of God.
Beautiful.
New quest.
Art in God's face.
Perfect.
What a beautiful quest.
What a beautiful quest.
We'll give everybody some damage.
I'll give you the shotgun and...
There we go.
There's so many hats and stuff, but so few necklaces.
God, there's so few of them.
Why?
Why, I ask you why.
Why, I ask you why.
I really want to see how that's going to end up working.
I wonder if it's going to end up working the way I think it's going to work and if it does,
I'm going to be going crazy here.
I give you plus two range though.
I'll give you that, at the very least.
Give you some superhero glasses.
We give you the human scalp.
I'll slap together a callus as well.
And some Bricka.
Perfect.
Give me the good old shoehorn.
Take the fuck you mean.
Any other items I just want to get rid of?
I don't even know.
Alright.
That's good.
Yo, Pogna, thanks for the 93 months, appreciate that.
Alright, my survivalists, I'm like, why do I have so many items?
Alright, so everybody has poison.
All right, so I want to try this because I'm very curious if this is going to work the
way I think it is.
Oh my god.
What about over here?
Nice.
Well, that can't go anywhere.
Beautiful, just uh, the traps everywhere, dude.
Nice.
All right, we should we got here carry swipe stoop zerk
I like stoop zerk stoop zerk is always fun
Finally the dbd trap above that we have been waiting for I can't wait till I get out of
of
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Now they added.
and
Yeah, yeah, go get him.
Why do we need to fart in God's face?
It's an excellent question.
Unfortunately, I'm not able to answer such questions at this time.
That's actually kind of funny.
I can lower their HP.
Literally down to 1.
Like I just give them all stats down 4.
I don't have any health left.
Alright, Fury heal, wish, desecrate.
Fury Hill. Nice way I can play this game is good.
Rug lamp! Maybe I'll get it now. I can read.
Nope.
Uh, that is...
Okay
Keep
Now
All right punch you punch you again
Yeah, yeah.
now
now
now
all right, let's go
stoopzert more angry
Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.
Well, yeah.
Got it.
Mhmmmm.
Mali attack and knockback that hits two tiles away.
Church fists.
Hmm.
Nah, empty mine's not that great because it's not very useful for bosses.
I'll take Flying Fist because I'm actually flying, so I can probably use it, you know?
I can actually fight the enemies crazy crazy work
I don't like making elites have like two HP.
there. I love that I can do all stats down that hard. And just spawn traps everywhere,
You know, it feels good.
Kill him.
There you go.
You're healed up.
Uh.
There we go. Lower everything to 1 HP.
Beautiful.
Alright, Mocki...
The form of the Mockingbird on Monk is actually pretty hilarious.
I won't lie.
You just lower everything's constitution down to zero.
Fuck it.
More speed.
Smash the crate.
Yo, Master Yoshi, thanks for subbing, dude.
Is this on normal?
Yeah, we're just playing on normal right now,
So we have to get a crew for the boss fight that's coming.
Look at that. 1 HP everywhere.
now we let's go over here full rush miss miss hit not damn why there's so many
messes
What's going on?
So much missing is happening here.
Ow.
Oh, Merlin, Merlin, Merlin, Merlin.
When you deal 10 or more damage in a single hit, gain 2 armor and refresh your movement.
Nice.
Seems good.
Eat it.
Hell yeah. The whole party healed up. What's the range we get?
Duke of Flies. What's that one again? At the end of battle all food pickups become
allied flies, allied flies stay with you between battles. Nice.
U.S.A.
I'll take healing, mora.
I'll take the shield.
That there's America shield.
Uh, Orange Bracer Holy Shield.
Try your holi shield.
I'm gonna go ice.
Speed up, damage down.
I don't want mirror shine.
third paw.
Alright.
Switch to range to come over here.
far as the eye can see, filled with feral and hooves and fins and fleas.
Now happens when we fill the switch and that's the trace of the sea.
Get your hands out of the shell, the air is filled with smells of burning flesh and skin.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
24 damage.
21 damage.
But like...
Unburdened strikes, unburdened thoughts.
I'll take unburdened thoughts, maybe, because I guess you are using the bionic plating.
Yeah, just give me some more charisma.
Yeah, just give me more charisma, dude.
Well, are we shitting up the past, or are we shitting up the future?
I'll shit up the future.
Yo, forgotten time, this is heaven, dude.
So ignoring randomized.
So if you ignore any of the options when you're making the boss, it just gives you a mutation.
It's bad times.
Okay, come over here, go stoopid, hit him, go more stoopid, nice.
That's enough of that.
up
stunned myself
of
I am done.
Perfect.
Why is Garfield a Nazi?
It's a good question.
Split shot actually has a lot of value because most of the enemies that we're going to be
fighting are going to be size two and larger.
Investigate the mirror.
What do you got?
It's just a normal mirror.
Understood.
Yo we got gambling machines let's go.
Go stupid.
Alright so we come over here, we kill the chicken, we come over here, we break the TV,
We hit that thing.
Alright.
Take that one out.
Take that one out.
Nice.
Got him.
Got this poor fucking priest.
Incapable of doing anything.
Speaking of incapable of doing anything, what's going on?
All actions are disabled.
Cast break circuit.
Oh.
Well that's awkward.
I'm too stupid to do that.
Well
Hmm well
There's them
like it rather short circuit or no doesn't look like it does
well
there we go
but I just had a beer
uh...
all right
Noted for the future.
I gotta move all the way around.
Don't worry, the healer's on the way.
Round four.
Just too fucking stupid to do anything.
poor guy
at least i got some money
i'll play it
Doesn't the hunter's leg mutation allow them to ignore traps?
It just might. Let me check.
They can in fact ignore, uh, effects of tiles and traps.
You are in fact correct.
I can't put that on.
Purple drink. Very nice. Why is the cat's face an ass?
We don't ask these things.
Wow.
Alright, well, uh...
There you go.
All stats, there you go.
out. All stats down, baby. Alright, so let's use the shoehorn. Let's come back here and
and then big hit and then I move out.
right fighter all shield yeah we asked all you need is one stun on that dude and he's
is dead. Alright, I know what you want. I guess more Dex. Dex is always nice. Cerebral
in plan.
This is really good.
Uhh...
I don't think she's gonna nice.
More crit chance, more intelligence.
I wasn't near Hunter able to attack the last fight, so they had a debuff on them where
you have to use mana in order to cleanse it, and because they're literally the dumbest
thing on earth, they can't cleanse.
Nice.
Got the robot die.
Hey, another broken mirror.
Poison with stat debuff?
I guess that'll do it.
So, shoot horn.
Alright.
You, come over here.
And then I'm gonna get real stupid.
And then I'm gonna punch that one.
And then I'm gonna punch that one.
And then I'm going to move over here.
Oh, that's not funny to me. You just, like, you lower everything's health.
Then you just win.
nice thing to put on. Broken Mirror is just minus 99 luck and I'll be honest I
don't know any situation where I'm like yeah I want to be negative 99 luck.
Genuinely I can't figure out a single reason yet as to why I would want that
with Libra. Alright. Fellow chatter has said that we should take Libra. Fellow
chatter does not know how Lieber works. It balances out your stats. So if I have five
in every stat and negative 100 in luck and I balance that out, what do you think is going
to do? What do you think is going to happen with the rest of my stats? It's going to make
everything negative twenty
trust me i have the same idea
and then i looked at it
Oh
My god, good luck
Yep could change your best and your worst stat
Essentially I could see it
Alright, let's come over here. Punch you, smack you. Do I want to get even angrier? Yeah,
fuck it
holy
All right, we're just gonna have the
Good job, all right fighter
It's got a mobilize on
all right so you got 200 HP and 165, 24, 24 again and another 23
face tank the shot
I can just inflict him with like four turns of madness six turns of madness so
the only thing he does is shoot his own units
and open wounds I don't think does anything right now yeah cuz he's not
technically losing any health
Oh, I got some more it.
Alright, let's go for a back step here.
Holy...
And another 50.
Man, I need to get Mockingbird plus.
Crack open the wounds. Crack open the wounds. Crack open the wounds.
Yeah, I think we'll be able to kill that in time.
Yep.
Bye bye.
Yep.
Bye bye.
Take craft arrow.
Alright.
I'll undo the next one.
Furler into the field jar!
Oh, he's got a bottle for a leg.
Malia attack, ranged hook attack.
Yup, I fucked up.
I put too many traps.
Ow, help me.
There we go.
Go get it, friend.
Get that one.
Kill that one. Try and kill that one.
Kill it. Kill it.
My damage is a little front-loaded onto just my fighter right now.
I mean, it works, right?
It's not like it's terrible, but it's kind of funny.
You know what?
Let's take unbridled hits.
There you go.
way the monk at least has an option for doing damage. Oh, mysterious building looms ahead.
An open doorway leads within. But bean pulp's eyes cannot pierce into the shadowed interior.
Uh-huh.
Enter. Inside is a rare discounted shot.
Vainy necklace when you damage a bleeding unit heal 3 HP
Thrumming charm teleport
Meh
So I'm not going for seven there's just that thank you. Thank you
All right
Let's go over here hit you
slap that
Come over here slap you
It's done
Go get it, Flies.
of
Born again buddy up eye for an eye I'll take a second wind saying when can be good
red mushroom this guy's gonna hunt you to toss enemies his basic attack I just knock
back. You discover a large crack in the earth. I'm gonna enter it. Just go right in.
Well, just cramels your way down. Can't shake the for boating feeling. Uh-oh. The jagged pathway
Wailies downward I pushed through oh yeah leads you to an ambush which hey what a
what a thing to ambush dude I I gotta tell you right now this is gonna be the
hardest fucking fight on impossible I'm telling you now nothing is going to be
worse than fucking blow
Okay dude. Sure thing.
Good ambush.
You know? Very good ambush.
Let's go over here.
I'm gonna become angry.
Hit him.
Hit him. Hit him again.
He pushes me out of the way.
Over here.
America shield.
Just crack your wounds up.
All right, you're stunned so you can't do anything.
hit.
Yes stay away dude.
Cobra style!
You can't hurt me!
I said stay away!
Stay away!
Ow!
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
And that would be my turn.
You can move forward, crack those wounds open.
Come on.
Open wound plus.
find your shoulder pads those are always to take
fighter anything is always good
way of the thief plus that's right i'm upgrading a skill that i don't even know what it is yet
that's gonna be the hardest fight that looked easy or is this team OP
I mean to be fair this this fighter right now is exceptionally stupid but it is very stupid
No.
What's this? Greed step plus. Huge.
No.
Okay, come on over here.
Kill that one, he's gonna explode.
Kill that one, come over here.
Get even angrier.
we come over here. I open the wounds. Bye-bye.
of
the fifth
house grabs me like
that he was close for a whole lot you know
Oh wow, Unbridled Hits plus is kinda nuts.
I'll take Unbridled Hits plus, because I don't really need the Mockingbird.
Whatcha got?
off you got a tail mutation plus two luck minus one
Riz and you a thick boy ain't ya
nope
I'm just gonna get it.
Mustanya.
Huge.
Huge Greed Staff.
My poor healer
Wow got him
You let yourself up.
Right here
Oh god, where have I put you?
look at that HP bar beautiful
I
Stoop zerk plus
Stoop zerk plus
I kiss it with my ass.
Nice.
It likes the affection.
Not sure what mutation you got, but love you for it.
Irradiated Object.
A melee attack that inflicts bruise.
And also a plus two range.
neat I
Like that
Now does the plus two range like is it always active
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah
Yeah, the plus two range on this irradiated object is just always there at all times.
It's literally a stat stick.
go stupid go angry come over here hit you for 36 move up hit you
Hit you for 37, hit you for 37 again, end my turn.
Slap, stun the boss, move up, open those wounds, open some more wounds, second wins, hit you,
Cross my shield again.
Heal myself.
To mon over.
Unbridled hits.
Again.
And someone was saying that my damage is low.
Nice.
They didn't even get to transform the spikes.
Merciless.
Plus.
All stats up and refresh your movement action.
Nice.
Feral plus on a breeder though.
Plus variants never go through.
Empty hand has been unlocked.
Holy water unlocked.
Fair card unlocked.
Ignore.
I'm not going to lick the orb and die.
33% chance to gain one barrier each time you take damage.
That seemed pretty good.
Empty hand, plus three armor for each empty armor slot.
You have, when this breaks, gain one constitution permanently.
Okay.
Two HP in an area.
now infinite stats with verb of true infinite verb thing all of your stats
are increased by one for each disorder you have
Oh finally!
Enter the infinite.
Bleh!
Okay.
Stun, yeah.
Stun me.
Nice.
survive? That's cheating. You're not allowed to do that. Uh-huh. Don't fuck that up.
Well, died on its turn.
I've been gigging cheese for a long time.
I've been giga-cheasing these runs with tinkerer ability to repair your tools and then having
obsidian chunk and by the end of the run I'm critting 1k on final bosses.
I am proud of you that you call a strong run on tinkerer cheasing.
What we like to call that is surviving, potentially thriving.
It's not cheese.
This is just the way you need to be playing tinkerer.
It's the only way to play Tinkerer.
Okay.
You take what you can get.
Tinkerer has like two builds.
Okay.
I love the Tinkerer because every time,
every time that I play the Tinkerer,
I get to put my blood pressure to the test.
Eat the heaven rocks.
I healed for one HP.
Hello.
Please die.
Please die.
I'm dead.
U. S. A. U. S. A.
Now.
I
uh-oh
There you go.
Meowie.
Sober style plus, I'm in a sparkle when you use basic attack, traps plus, traps plus,
so I can spawn more traps.
Alright, time to fight God.
Alright, we're definitely going to want to kill the uh, we're going to want to kill
the fighter first.
I don't think that's possible.
Nice.
Good start.
your stubbornness your unrepentant thought you are storing up wrath against yourself
for the day of God's wrath
the Lord will be open heaven and blaze and fire with his power
I'm not gonna do this.
You'll be the one.
Ow!
Ow!
Meow!
Get this, I'll help you.
Get this, I'll help you.
Ow!
Meow!
Meow!
Yikes!
Meow!
of
the year
Well, that's not good.
Oh god.
I might actually have to mulligan this.
Well Stephen I've come to bargain
New cats are pretty strong, not gonna lie, yeah they are.
I know two tiles so if we go here I know two tiles.
I can stop the fighter from kicking my ass.
There we go.
of
two
All right.
Nice.
God, they're so close to death.
Druid dies on its turn.
Okay.
Priest dies on its turn.
Druid dies on its turn.
And we've got you.
Nice, I walked into a trap.
But you're not dead?
How'd you not dead?
I can actually overwrite the traps with my own trap, that's kind of nice.
Yes!
Oh, damn it!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
still can't do anything
Nice.
Oh, I see the food.
Hit you.
Hit you again.
Move on up.
you again. Go even angrier.
I finally get my charges.
You see those little people?
A little fucked up there buddy.
of
of
Nice.
Thanks for resing me.
I appreciate it.
Oh, there goes my healer.
Nice.
Oh my god, I get to actually fight the boss.
Finally, I can hurt you.
Wait, that was the quest item.
Fuck.
I'm okay with the Hunter being the one with the deja vu.
Is there anything I can swap in and out that will make this like less insufferable?
I could honestly just put on the tick and give everything and all stats down, but then
they'll have the tick.
That's probably not it.
Is there like a headpiece I can put on for you?
Nope.
Ooh, alright Charming Baby might actually be pretty good.
I'm gonna take the bionic plating so the hunter can go sooner.
give you health regen
I'll give you the pretty bow.
The
The monk needs to die.
The monk and the fighter have to die first.
Nice.
So we'll come over here.
We'll go stupid. Go angry. Kill you.
It's fine. Kill that one.
I
Nice
all right let's come over here go even stupider get them for 86
come behind him, hit him 43, back away, push him away, and we'll come over to the priest
Thanks for a heal.
There we go.
Here we go.
get over here.
That's the way.
All right, you come over here.
Get him for 66.
Move back over.
Get even dumber.
Get him for 40. Come on up. Get him for another 40. Run all the way, way.
Shove him back into the corner.
Alright.
And that'll be all we need to do for this round.
So over here, tank the shield, alright, over here, and then we're going to go back to
Oh.
He pushed me into my own trap.
Oh, deja vu. Who knew it was gonna happen at some point? Oh, deja vu again, I guess.
I'll stun you.
Open your wounds.
Open your wounds.
the wounds. Alright. All getting position here.
of
I
Mean come over here
Making me another shot here oh never mind
all right.
All right, let's move over.
Let's get even dumber.
All right, so what is your thing?
Releases a pulse
I don't think that's gonna matter
Nice
You can get even angrier
Bye bye
We did it.
We did it.
The allies have uncapped HP.
Always a favorite.
Always a favorite.
Prayer beads unlocked.
Angel wings down the radio list.
Dig your own grave.
What are our prayer beads each time you take damage game plus three brace until your next turn
This count has an empty armor slice. Oh nice
You're not very good, so you know what go ahead I
Believe in you
Wait, they make it.
We see their gear, right?
Yeah, they make it.
Oh, what is that?
The body.
Oh, shit, seven Constitution!
Nice.
That's a lot of fucking hells, god damn.
The mind, the body, and the soul is definitely going to be an item or a set, you know what
I mean?
Oh god, help.
Your boy needs more storage space.
a boy needs more storage space.
Am I keeping you? Sure.
It's about you. You haven't kept you.
Haha! You did it! That was a joke. I didn't really expect you to do it. Whatever. Good
work, I guess. Here's 500 coins for your time. And since you're so into, uh, Posteriors,
Uh, you can have this robo, as I designed.
I'm not using it anymore, it's all yours.
Apply one poison to all enemies at the start of the battle.
Nice.
Dig.
Fart face?
Oh, never mind.
These are...
Oh god to the fight
it
back to bed
Oh
You lie if I fit 80 be
The fight's fair.
Uh, Marzica?
I'll keep you.
Sky?
And then some stats, brother.
And some, some mighty fine stats.
Yeah, brother.
I'll keep it.
It's starting to bleed always sucks, so keep fighting.
Large Easter Island head.
Rare framed the pearl.
Silence of the mice poster.
A phone.
A letter block.
Meowie.
if
if any way of like killing yourself at all
or now we're just we're just not doing that type of thing
You gotta bring the kilo of nib, y'know?
the DNA multiplier.
What happened to the revolver?
I used it.
We'll take all those just in case.
All right, log it in
840 HP you have stun immunity embrace seems good
Uh, let's go stupid. Get angry. Do a kilo of catnip. Get even fucking dumber. I now
Now I have 56 Strengths.
I slap them for 70 damage.
Then I go for a back stab and I hit them for 91 and then I hit them for 186 and finally
I toss a bottle at him.
Good hits.
uh, form of the mok
alright, just gonna be forward
Hit ya.
Hit ya again.
Hit ya again.
glass bottle at you all right
Stephen's helmet has been unlocked. What is that? Stephen's helmet. Plus 20 armor when
you are downed give another allied cat two random disorders or to yourself if
If you're alone.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
You wish to re-summon Paraphina versus Aratara? Yes.
I
But
Go!
Tremendous!
Give it!
Daily!
Can't go to butt.
Different.
Go fight, dude.
of
you're good. You're good.
There's a guy. You're good. Whiskey.
Tabinis. Lights. You're good. Hershey.
Tracy. What's the fight pit for? Just so I can get broken cats and send them to Jack.
Holy fuck, you're insane. We're using Batilda on the next round.
if you think collecting coolers is going to make you cooler you're wrong haha make
you cooler well I guess you left them open you'd be cooler that's not what I
and leaving the refrigerator units open extremely wasteful and terrible for our environment.
That's what something to make light of.
You may assume your laughter is innocent,
but mocking things like this is not only reinforces bad behavior,
but also pumps carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.
And everyone knows, all with all the D4 station going on these days,
every chuckle could mean ending the life of an innocent animal.
Shame on you.
What's next? Another furniture idol.
Uh, Bridget, Tracy, Elsa, Tabinis, Dante, Tracy, Morgana, we can keep you, Baco, Tabinis,
Cribball. You're pretty good.
Uh, Baz, you're great. You're great.
You're great. You're great.
You're amazing.
And it's Tracy. Actually, no, you have an ability. You're good.
Uh, Hilly-pilly? God no. The Beanies. Alaska. That layer, yeah. Bell. Holy fuck, 15 speed,
And Dex
What kind of fucking rogue is that gonna be Jesus
Nope, we have another burper.
There's so many cats.
I need to redo this area.
because I definitely have better furniture now all right rare eighties fridge suspended
Mushroom shelf.
I'll give that one mushroom table. That one's pretty good.
Rare frame, that's good.
Antique bath, that's good.
Guts side table, I'll grab that one.
80s dresser.
Cute shelf.
Grab that one.
We will want some stimulation.
That's my highest stimulation. Sewer small table. Maybe. Oh large.
here maybe rubbo dresser is good daddy long legs put that in there
and
This gut table is very good.
I don't know which way to turn for solace.
Everywhere I look, there's so much balance, the questions I hear, the answers I hear.
That's try one more time.
It's not so hard, I think this part goes right here.
the
Oh
There we go
The closer I get, the farther away it seems.
Don't wanna lose.
Surrounded by so much chaos.
Don't wanna lose.
I don't know which way to turn for solace.
Everywhere I look, it's so off balance.
The questions are here, the answers are fear.
The death is waiting here.
That's my health, uh, one health.
Hmm
Easy
Wet newspapers and mail and empty yoga containers. Well now you can move them to a metal box that you paid for
Oh
Since
That's some junk that is actually just not very good.
It's just too fucking big.
I'm going to put a pineapple right here.
I'm gonna grab some more health and grab tissues with the black box for the mutation.
Put that there.
skull. More mutation. Why not? Let's mutate our cats.
Actually, rare empty bottles are really good.
There we go.
Put you there.
We have some more comfort
What's this?
That's just a peel.
I don't care about that anymore.
Hmm.
Yeah, I guess that'll do.
That'll do.
Does higher mutation get better mutation or just increase probability?
I wish I could tell ya.
Alright, so now we have 14... yeah, we've got cats for days, bro.
There it is.
Look at Matilda!
Fucking 13 speed!
13 in speed!
With 11 deaths!
Bruh.
When they're a 15 speed one, it probably was.
Alright, it's on the day.
a little bit in the bread though? Eh, it's fine. Trudy! Do the fight pit. Muscles! I can
keep you miss pickle all sevens Zarpas you like it
Russ, can't keep you.
Keep you.
Can't fight good.
Tilly, fight good.
Vassal, let's keep you. Washington. And to the fight pit. Bibles to the fight pit. Nazmus
to the fact that
to the fact that
the more it
That'll keep you.
Why'd I throw a 15 speed into the fight pit?
If I can find him, I can probably tell you why.
Oh.
He's got really low intelligence
and thus can't really cast too many spells.
Again, he's fast as fuck, but he has no, he doesn't have enough in.
For me, I guess I can keep you. Alright, fine, I'll keep you.
I'll keep you.
Tracy!
God, you have so many disorders.
The health in that room is negative 30.
Holy fuck.
Nice.
You ever gonna clean the food?
Oh, you have high libido. Hell yeah. I'm gonna put you in this room.
Alright, so what am I doing? I didn't know what I'm doing.
But I didn't even do what I'm doing, dude!
I think it's just another level up run.
Or no, we're doing bad luck to the rift and whoever wears it has thorns.
Jesus Christ, man.
Bro.
Bro, look at him.
He is him.
He is him.
17 speed he's in all right we're doing magic mirror to the rift
All right, why do you have two exes on random collars?
Ah, that's just how it is.
Cut purse!
Throw a nail that knocks coins out of units, hits Ignore's shield.
You got math plus a stick.
Death is not really what I'm looking for here, which is unfortunate.
Got marked and thorn arrows.
Rally and god speed.
We don't really need any more speed.
I think we're good on the whole speed front.
I think I really need to camp next if you have another item.
I'll give you that one.
Give you a humble helmet.
There you go.
Oh wait. Jesus.
I forgot to put the fucking mirror on.
Hey! We're at 91%! Let's go.
Update the title.
I'm
them flies are annoying if I
they're so full of money of them
Yeah.
There we go.
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
One two punch.
One two punch goes really well.
there's poop everywhere damage and protection protection please
oh oh come on didn't give me didn't give me a callous
what the fuck bro
What am I doing?
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
These units with this much speed is so ridiculous, bro.
I'm telling you, this shit's ridiculous.
Like...
Speed is easily the number one stat in this game because just being able to go wherever the fuck you want to go...
is so powerful.
Does this act too crazy? No, it's act too normal.
Cause right now what we're doing is unlocking impossible.
Gotta be careful with this one.
the
It's funny that the fighter is the only one without like massive movement speed, and he's
the one that needs it the most.
Uh-oh.
Now.
Now.
Dude, you need to understand that the attic has the highest capacity of all the rooms.
You can literally cram all the best furniture in there and put your cats in the attic.
Set up the other four rooms for appeal and stop stressing about sorting.
And you've got 40 plus cats in one room.
Uhhh...
You don't...
need to go beyond light in-breeding.
Just toss the unwanted cats and you'll still come out ahead.
Yeah, but I'm a- I have 91%, which is more than what you have, so you have to listen to me.
My way's better.
Sorry, buddy.
Just how it is.
I have more percent than you thus I'm a better gamer
It's okay though with practice, you'll be able to catch up buddy
I did that the wrong order
you
do
do
up
My eyes are awkward.
God, I wish you had movement
Unfortunately, you do not
Oh, merciless perfect
Merciless honestly is one of the best passives in the entire game
Because it just refreshes your movement, which lets you actually do stuff
not I move forward I do damage and then I eat shit and die
fuck me okay
This one's going to be fun.
Everybody's healed, but you priests.
You're getting there.
Thank God my rogue has just a fucking million.
Look at that.
You spit on yourself.
Someone spit on me.
I
Do that want to get arrow I want to get nail flurry with boost back sad
You got anything I can give you?
I'm gonna have so many fucking pills because of this mom's ring.
I hate mom's ring because it's just gonna give me a million pills.
Lurie! Fuck!
Backstabs are always crits.
Backstabs are always crits.
Don't be what you got for me, buddy roll that dice
Three
Starting with a nice 18
Strength some water
Oh
Dang it, why are you always flying?
Oh
I'm sure that's
Why did I do that?
Hey boss, punch me.
Punch me in the face right now.
God, you're- this is like the worst priest I've ever had.
Let's go, let's go to the crater.
I haven't gone to the moon in a hot minute.
91% by the way.
Hey, these are just the plays of a premier gamer.
Rocky Bobo!
of
the
Oh
Well done
These are all terrible
Whee!
Whee! Fuck.
Eish!
No, spotters isn't even good.
Cause I can literally just go wherever the fuck I want, unless I'm a dumbass and it's
like on the wrong tile, 91% of the way.
Miss.
Cause like I have so much speed I can just go wherever the fuck I want, you know?
Oh shit, there's an MOBA.
How?
How?
That fuckin hurt.
Yeah.
Aren't you supposed to be blind?
I don't think we need any more speed.
Oh shit.
Inside the door, Sansan sees a silhouette of a figure.
I talked to them.
Well.
Sand everywhere.
Sand all over the place.
Okay.
Not bad at 8 mana.
How do I get it?
Uh-oh.
Probably didn't even need to boost backstab that.
Why is your speed so fucking bad?
Why?
She's my favorite boss fight, OST.
I'm one of the dark.
That's an obvious one there.
We got gain a lot.
Stack the deck, actually.
Let you stack the deck.
Oh my god, speed.
Speed.
Go fast.
The shimmer!
It's time to get nice and mutated.
Oh my god, that is a lot of fuckin' flicks.
Wow
Nice taken out
Oh my god, my fighter can actually fight.
Okay, guess I'll just fuck off
Now.
Now.
The sandstorm continues to rage.
continues to rage.
I guess more intelligence.
Don't hurt me.
Good shit.
Spit on him.
Oh, that healed them.
Okay.
Good talk.
Hit him. Okay. Okay.
of
all right
Good old crater.
I got levitating rocks event on the moon and the moon just insta flew to my unit and ate
it.
That sounds like a skill issue.
I'll be honest that that's scout that sounds like a skill problem bro.
The box.
Yeah, too stupid.
Enter the crater!
We'll find a mysterious crater in the ground.
I got swarmed by amoebas.
Nice.
Hell yeah dude, I now have a 20% chance to miss, that's what I'm talking about.
I can't see you, oh you, oh my god.
That's cringe.
You're mobilized, so you can't move.
Yeah
That'll work
That was almost mad.
Pure shot.
Wind up.
Jitter.
Duh.
really a crazy build we have going on. We have a healer that has no heals. We have no scaling.
I guess it's not true. It's not like we don't have any scaling.
Well, it certainly feels like we have no scaling.
Nice.
shit. Yeah, I only have a ranger with parasites.
That's good.
Nice.
Go attack.
That fighter does have one, two, five, so that's good.
of
God why can't you not roll anything good?
It's so shit.
of ethereal. Might as well just really solidify the uselessness of yourself.
Reach inside!
Nice.
Now you're even more mutated.
good shit right you just walk away
So like how does the fighter solo the moon since those guys like run away if you get in melee range?
You're also pretty fucking bad
and
of
of
I
Oh
spit on him
Okay
not sure if it's a one guy someone said you can remove the amoebas by hitting the ranger
interesting
just punch him
I mean, what's the worst that happens? I crit my rain journey dives?
Maybe we...
I'm not this round, but okay, you know what, spit on my ranger.
Well
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No.
Jesus. Please stop.
Nice.
Love that.
How about that whole spitting thing?
Get one two punch plus.
Nice radar dish is good.
Oh
Holy fuck
I don't know what I'm doing.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Oh
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those amoebas ain't coming off
If you go down and destroy the body they come off I
Like you I
Like you
Touch the obelisk
All of Samson's abilities have been re-rolled
I'm not even mad at that what'd you get?
Chosen warrior benediction divine gift fuck yeah he's usable holy fuck and the
forbidden fart
fighter soul interesting I could make you dumber
How do you have so many injuries?
Oh fuck.
Yeah
Well, we can
of
some
of
the
This doesn't kill you, right?
Yeah, it doesn't.
Oh, no.
Not good.
Yeah, I want to stay.
That's it.
Take me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow. Meow.
So
Good hits
to
see you up
to myself and all stats up
Oh wait blessing of holy fire with benediction wait that's insane
That's insane. So now my benediction instead of healing everybody is
Or I started healing the enemies is gonna do damage now until something dies
That's awesome. I
Like how this healer went from absolute dog shit to kind of got here
Killing someone loses it though. Well, yeah, but in a boss fight
You know, it's gonna take a hot minute
So now I've got burn two on everything dude that is so good, holy
Noooo.
Noooo.
Nooooo.
Noooo.
It's really great on the Kaiju fight, because I'm never gonna kill either of the Kaiju's with the healer.
Look at this fucking speed god damn
You just kill something with the healers, that means you lose the trade.
You just kill something with the healers and you lose the trait?
Yes.
For one round.
Or for one combat and then it comes back.
Doesn't disappear.
It's not like object permanence.
Basic attacks and spell.
God this thing is so bad.
It comes back?
Yes.
only who only worked for the one time
yeah don't worry about y'all sometimes
eat the face
Yeah, clear all those little flies.
Oh, that's not his ass.
Actually, I don't even think he has an ass.
He doesn't.
of
Wow.
Let's try one more time.
One more time.
Let's set this machine on fire.
Wow.
Wow.
Let's put this machine on fire.
Wow.
Let's set this machine on fire.
Wow.
Backstabber.
Give me them stat ups.
Hey, that is really good.
Now you're gonna heal up a storm.
Ow.
ha miss I got to keep the steel time that's kind of neat
bro dude that's so good look at that damage
Okay, so now I can't do another one or I'll kill something.
I can't hate you.
Okay, and I did.
going to heal you'll get them done oh god no
All right.
I
Let my brainstorm storm up dude
Alright, so, let's see here, benediction, heal everybody, damage him for 10, apply to
burn, and then do it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, 16
And then hit you for 22.
Nice.
I RNG'd into Nail Flurry.
Nice.
Flushing some over here one to punch
Punch them steal time crap stick hit them. I'm good
All right, and now the healer can heal
I don't know, I guess you can just nail flurry.
Bye bye.
Math?
We'll take Merciless Plus.
Of course, Math Plus is actually Math Plus, so that way I can just cast all my spells
every time. No, I need you. I need you for the Kaiju battle.
Oh, that looks good.
wait you did it honestly didn't think that was even possible mmm the mirror appears to
have fixed itself and a soul is trapped inside it I'm freaking genius but you can have it
I guess. Oh yeah, and 400 coins too.
Nice.
So is that magic mirror, 20% chance to reflect projectiles.
Spawns a friendly spooky wind down.
Okay.
Neat.
Alright, we're looking for the... what is it?
The party?
No, I got the broken stopwatch.
Now get the broken stopwatch
I'm cleaning up the poop.
Yeah, you can get quest even if you finished it.
Alright, I got the identified pearls, so whoop that item.
What's your name?
the
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I'll take you.
I'll take you.
I'll take you.
Take you.
Yeah, I have. I've done them both at this point.
and
use the water because you're probably going to apply a shit ton of burn to yourself
Alright let's do it.
All right, let's do it.
Pyrofina and Zaratana.
Let's see what you get.
Balcy and speed, Managrain and Balcy, awesome.
go for Zaratana.
Maybe she go for Zaratana.
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Hmm-hmm.
I think he spikes on his balls.
Hmm
Hmm, this is gonna be fun
I'll push you in there.
All right, everybody's healed up.
Give you a divine gift.
Oh, he's just immune.
Understood.
Heard.
Well, you can't do anything.
Nice.
Let's go move to the only source of water.
the
Well, I tried.
of
tiles to fucking anything else was that car awesome
All right, let's do one, two, three, four.
So over here.
A hundred and twelve backstab.
Oh, damn.
Cause I have to be one away, I can only get like one or two hits before you just fucking
leave forever.
Hit you, move back, hit you again, move back.
Cripp? Dang.
Now, hope for the best.
Oh
Bird
just waste on the mana
oh
What a fear!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's boost our back stabs
Nice and you're stunned love to see it
Took us a while to get set up, but hey we got there
Let's drink some water.
Ooh, more water.
,
I can't backstab this round.
I can pierce shot over and over.
you got now 82 HP
god damn
there we go
you got the Steven Stone
What the fuck is a Steven Stone?
Your colorless spells cost minus two mana.
Yooo!
That's actually really good.
That's actually a good item.
I don't see me kill both at the same time.
No idea.
He's mad that I got- he's just the appin' that I got rid of all the quest items, because
I'm discarding all the quests that I've already done.
Oh, okay.
You did something.
Man, you must have a lot of time on your hands.
by the looks of you, you probably got a lot of something else on your hands as well.
Gotcha, bitch.
Here, let me unlock impossible mode for you on this act.
Enjoy, pervert.
Alright!
Oh, fuck me.
Look at the icon for the desert.
Oh, Jesus.
Impossible desert.
Dude, I'm not looking forward to impossible desert.
That's gonna be such a fucking shit show would you like to resummon Hitler yes to resummon
Hitler so now we need to beat now we need to do a run and beat impossible desert so
that we can summon the impossible bosses and fight impossible pyrofina and posses our
Tata impossible combo and we need to fight Hitler again so that we can unlock crazy mode for Act 3.
Tommy, you're good. Benz, you're trash.
Melfagore.
Meh, they've seen better.
Matio.
Oh, you're really good.
Helen, you're really good.
Honey girl, you're pretty good.
Rosie
Armand yeah, keep you I guess
Bring in Samson, bring him to Tilda, Casey, you can just go to, oh wait no Casey we need
you.
You got the good part.
Almonds.
Yeah, we can keep you.
Scooby! Yeah.
Starts about a confusion? God no.
Ah, Keeper now.
Beanpulse? What are you even doing in here?
Why are they all in bread there's a little bit of bread goes a long way
a little bit of bread there's a long way these things don't look like cats anymore I don't
I know what he's talking about. They look great.
Shetler is back.
We feed you up there, Meme.
We all miss you.
Okay, so, no.
Ronaldo, no.
Eyebrows.
Nenna.
Okay, you're good.
Grand. Okay, you're good.
What the fuck happened to your eye?
On mutation. Your basic attack inflicts poison.
Nice.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Actually, Wilma, you're pretty good.
I'll keep you.
Shaq.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, you're good.
I'll keep Shaq.
Yula.
So the dead kitty.
Alright.
Baby Jack.
Tracy.
Okay.
Tracy, get Beanie's.
I
Sky so Tracy
Welcome to P-Mart, did you know today we have on sale?
Another idol is being stocked tomorrow, this is getting a bit creepy.
Why do you keep ordering these things?
Don't remember that episode of that show where the kids found an idol and they start
experiencing horrible misfortune?
Also, their position.
Alice entered her back and Greg was in a horrible surfing accident.
Imagine all the misfortune that will befall you.
Like maybe you'll die on a horrible car accident on the way home today.
I have so many cats.
I already did the fart face.
I'm pretty sure we did the redacted already.
I'm almost a hundred percent certain we've done redacted.
I feel like we have.
No, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Actually, I might not have.
No, I'm not seeing it.
I'll keep it for now.
I know we need to do pills.
We gotta do unidentified pills.
Which, I don't know if I want to do that one on impossible.
But it sounds like a bad idea.
That sounds like a real bad idea.
Impossible pills.
Doesn't keep screaming at me.
This is a dead cat somewhere, but I genuinely don't see it.
I will be right back, chat.
B.R. Blake.
I'm gonna get up, stretch, grab some water.
And then we're going to continue our questing.
and he is so smart
from the bravest to the most
I don't even have a cause for believing in our fist
and I'm over here
I'm not used to the unexploded right of my tail
and shan't hide the truth
as well as so rough
and to be tough, tough, tough, tough
I was sleeping in the gutter near an old mousetrap, and I was having a dream that I was taking
it down.
And all of a sudden I heard something ghosting that, where I jumped so high I nearly flew
off the map.
I was looking at the sky, and suddenly on a rise I started chasing the bird, and I
But I've got the boss, I left the tail,
a little leaf back in the box,
for some reason my heart must have got lost.
What can I say, I'm just a homeless kid,
looking for proof in Instagram, but baby,
nobody wants me around the door.
What can I do, I'm just a homeless kid,
walking around feeling like I'm sure
that nobody wants me, nobody wants me now.
I was raised and educated as a dog cat.
I had a big lot of couches and three rooms left.
In my honor once the world out was sad.
We opened up the door and told me to sketch like bells
in a town of huge jetties, I had been running,
got me with a layover, she grabbed me, I'm sleeping outside,
I don't even care how I miss my couch and my imitation crap
But you know what I'm gonna say, I'm just always kidding
Love you, move in, scrabble me
Nobody wants me, hang around, let go
How I'll get at you, I'm just a hopeless kid
Walking around here, the mind is shut
Nobody wants me, nobody wants me now
I
I
I love making this video.
All right.
I'll do it.
What a drag out there is no one.
It's better than one-pile-shock out there.
Say, this man I was driving in just minding my own business earlier.
He was too much to know.
I was inside.
Oh, my sock and a woman what to do.
I just kind of pulled over and...
I don't even know what to do at this moment.
All right, let's see what we got here.
So now it is time chat for us to start clearing impossible with all classes.
It's time for Act 2 Impossible.
So we need to bring every single class, including collarless, to the end.
No shot, not kill.
Some burn.
All right, we want for you so many high-dex classes for you, I think we'll go ahead and
grab just a humble butcher here.
A humble butcher.
Grab a rogue there, or not a rogue, a ranger.
Grab a druid and maybe I'll just take collarless.
What's that?
Because we did get the Steven Stone, right?
Yeah, we got the Steven Stone, so what do you got?
Metabolize, Wild Down, do you have a chance to revive beginning of each round?
Huge.
Basic attack is always critical against armor.
over to a tile of meat on it, some burn, you got inspirational song, wild sell, first
time you shape shift each turn, get an extra turn, and then you've got bramble shot and
catch.
Alright.
Let's do it!
Physical attacks can't miss. Give it an extra crit.
Give me that humble all stats up extra range some damage you've got the Steven stone give
Give you some speed.
Get a bit of brace.
Robo's.
Robo ass.
Give you a teeny belly button.
The body.
The orange pauldrons and give you nat 20 on the crit.
Even the Captain America shield, better healing, ball gag, and a jug of water.
All right, let's log it in.
Unimpossible difficulty.
All right, this is my first time going through the desert on impossible, so let's see what it looks like.
Scorpion Cat. Just a whole bunch of fucking elites and spiderlings. That's pretty awful.
Actually, you don't even need to attack me because you're dead on turn.
Okay.
You can't really do much.
I
Nice.
Alright, now we just have this thing.
All he can do right now is metabolize.
That's it.
Alright, he's dead.
That's dead.
I
I
All right, let's see what we got here.
You already have an extra attack.
You have guaranteed crit vs armor, you have trample to me, trample over one tile, if you
trample over unit and flick bruise on that unit and your self force feed, heal an adjacent
unit, give it plus one, con and minus one speed, chomp melee attack with life steal if
used on an ally game, plus one strength if used on a pickup, and double the pickups effect.
So it's either chomp or chomp.
I'll just take Chomp here.
Although you do have like 72 fucking HPs, it's not like you can't.
Uh, but where are we going?
We're going to Chaos and I literally can't use Chomp on Chaos.
For the moon.
We're actually, honestly, most of the bosses in the desert can't even be Chomp, so it's
not even worth it. Also, most events are going to be leave and don't interact with.
Trump plus removes the bruise on self. The problem is that you can't use Trump on bosses
that can't be trampled. So like chaos, you can't trample him. Okay, this thing needs
to die first. There is a mana drain on the board. That thing's gonna get scary. We gotta
watch out for that thing. That's over here. Melee. Beautiful. Let's give that a stun.
I'm gonna throw my weapon. Oh god.
Okay, that one's dead.
I need to de-use my mana.
Oh God you have like no you have like no skills
Bruh I guess we'll take feather feet
I mean, inflict bleed or poison, inflict plus one, bleed plus one, poison, I don't think
anyone does that right now.
Go around.
Take advantage.
Go around.
Pick a damage go around oh
God we can get Arthur in the desert. Oh fuck off, dude
What do you have?
The pressing, hardy brace.
I'm gonna aggressively metabolize in the water.
That was almost full of water.
I
Monkey mode
Get over here die
No, he spawned a poop.
You can do maggot for any of that, she'll not kill.
That's a smart play.
I'm an idiot.
Okay, we gotta take out these elite maggot spawners.
Yeah.
Yeah, he a sick boy.
now
you
Hmm
Gemma
Butcher is like 80% of my damage right now.
Oh, Squirrelfrog actually would not be terrible.
I still haven't used the cat rib.
Hey, we got some money.
Yo, Jax, thanks for the Prime, dude.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
Okay, so we have...
Oh my god, this is horrible.
of
Squirrels are doing their job.
Good job, squirrels.
I'm birthing out of the squirrel.
bullet reflection sucks
split shot traps host
These are all kind of whatever.
I mean actually E-Tank isn't the worst.
Pale of Nails can't be reflected, I can't.
Little egg, that's the prime, appreciate that.
I mean this is just too tiny spider familiars, which isn't that great.
Maybe 20 damage total.
We will be going to the moon.
So honestly,
Splitshot, Splitshot has some pretty good value.
Because we're gonna be going to the moon.
And there's a lot of 2x2, oh shit!
Vassal got it all stats up. Everybody pog for Vassal. He's uh...
He's certainly doing it. Whatever it is he's doing.
Minimi! Now I can have two. Beautiful.
Spells that match your class cost minus one mana. That's not bad.
The effects are really good for Alaska.
Give it to Vassal.
metabolize oh shit we get double we get double brobo butt value now
I'm doing the next round.
got tar electric fire aggressively metabolizes in front of you
get over here
damage up that's not bad but I wanted more I really wanted more than that
Can I throw the shield of America?
There we go.
The shield of America.
when my tail has been now over-captured.
You know what I mean,
that's the best thing that's ever been said.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
I'm just taking speed up.
What's metabolized do?
It gives you extra health.
But it doesn't heal you.
It gives you the ability to have more health.
You could have killed him with your summons. He's doing 20 damage. Yeah.
It's okay though.
of
Oops, didn't mean to stand there, I wanted to go to the grass.
of
You're just kind of whatever.
You can join to Miba.
Not all that.
So, I'm gonna give Assface the shield of America, because someone in chat said, won't I give
you two stuns?
And the answer to that is yes, yes it will.
And so, double stun action is where it's at.
Nice.
of
the
of
the
8, something like 5, 13, 3 to 15, not the worst.
Of course I could take two charisma and just be able to nail round one.
There's a rough one.
Goddamn, Squirrel said hard dude.
I'm not a squirrel.
I
I
All right, good luck
Can't can't get the shit
Yeah, I did.
And we had some more health.
You're looking a little scary on the HP there, buddy.
Do you like to take a rest in this conspicuous plush fabric?
Yes.
Yes. Hopefully there's no crow.
Oh, I got infested.
At the start of your journey, a 50% chance to spawn a maggot familiar, a 50% chance to spawn a...
uh... spawn... an enemy flea.
Nice.
Spawn poop.
Nice.
of
Nice.
If I had any way of healing you, that would be amazing.
Solar Flare is not even that bad of a debuff.
I'd argue it's actually probably one of the easiest to deal with.
Well, I don't think you need any more health.
I think you're good.
Oh, Jesus, no.
Man of drain and reflect.
Oh, good.
of
I love it.
Safe dude.
that's all you got
You stun yourself, you did.
There we go.
Nice, now I can flex, huge.
Well, Vassal purely just fucking exists.
Nice, you got a Viper bottle.
Take five damage and gain plus one to a random stat permanently.
Might have side effects.
Oh good.
Enter the crater.
You descend into the crater.
A massive deformed head lies behind, lies in front of them.
I fight them.
I got a human hand.
Alright, see what we got here.
Barrier Taren brace, honestly not even that bad, especially considering we'll be able
to stun you.
A rather mini-me will stun.
Wow, nice.
At least I'm gonna rely on mini-me doing the stun.
Yeah, I knew I could rely on mini-me.
Good job, mini-me.
I
Shall
I'll take form of the turtle.
That's not bad.
Bad many you do too damage, I don't know.
Probably fought too hard.
Alright, so we got rovers.
These asterisks are gonna be so fucking annoying to kill.
I'll tell you that right now.
That helps though.
Alright, so I move forward, I go form of the turtle to give me an extra turn, and then
I go form of the squirrel for another turn?
Question mark?
Or is it only the first one?
The first time you shape shift each turn.
Gotcha.
Alright, well, where's the squirrel?
Chitter.
Go get it.
of
And then some strong squirrels.
Yeah, keep metabolizing.
Keep metabolizing.
It's important.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No.
No!
Nooo!
No, no, no, no.
No.
No.
Now these things have so much of an experience.
There we go.
Will we ever see Minimi do something other than self-spam?
Incredibly unlikely.
Bash the fence.
Yeah!
I got some dice.
Love the dice.
Oh god.
stop getting meteors please
I don't know, I missed the squirrel.
Good job.
Hmm
Nice hit mini me
Okay, well good good action
All right, after this, you're going to stop
giving me asteroids as an enemy. Okay, this is the last time.
Nice.
I am still birth a squirrel while a turtle.
I
Made it
we're getting there slowly but surely
All those.
Holy shit, it's done.
All right, please, no more of those things.
I am done with those.
Give me an extra dex.
Ahhhh...
Investigate the fetus.
Nice.
It attaches itself onto my skin.
i think you're faster now
so you got double luck buff
and you've got thorns brace protected
I'm gonna stake out.
more squirrels
psssss
well done
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wow.
Nyeh.
Nyeh.
Nice.
I'm going to kill him.
Nice.
I can kill him.
Nice.
if
I can never get to anything
up to take a random injury
of
the game's world
Tramp over to a meet and cleave all units in the way, Chomp plus.
I'll take Chomp plus I guess.
He's okay.
He's okay.
We got here, Path of Turtle plus, Squirrel plus.
Squirrel plus.
Your butcher can chomp the squirrels for strength.
You're right.
I could kill the squirrel for plus two strength.
Or I could suicide the squirrels for 10 damage.
The choices are unlimited, really.
get over here
Oh
One times 30 nails
Hey fight yourself that's really good
Look the grass give me a kilo. I have some small baggies
This one needs to die first because he gets all stats up every time we cast a spell.
Oh, yeah.
Alley owls, alley owls, all right, come over here.
First another squirrel.
and
do you think you'll get 100% before re9?
Oh, no. No, no, I don't think so. Cause like, I have to take every class to the Rift and
these runs take like, I don't know, hour and a half to two hours. You know, and my, my
cats have so many stats at this point that like, I'm definitely outstanding the content.
know what I mean? With the right, with the right hand, I'm just pushing buttons and making
our way through. It's taking, uh, it's taking some time, you know?
And then there's solo runs on top of that. Oh shit, gain one health, passive health regen.
Patabolize plus 78 different solar runs.
God, I can't wait.
Ooh, fast footsies.
No.
That's a good one.
I
Wait, I'll never be able to
I
No!
Somewhere!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
you
Pull the moon
I
I'll tell you what.
Groups portion is let's do it.
So much metabolizing.
Oh my god, finally it's in position.
Hey, there we go.
Big hits.
more metabolizations
So I'm shooting him and he's shooting projectiles at me but I have cats so there's a 33% chance
So I just get to go again.
Oh, yeah.
Gain a half-sized copy of yourself and then a quarter-sized copy of yourself.
Don't shout not kill plus is better, but mini mini me is too funny I
Have to take mini mini me that way we can metabolize even more
It copies your thou shalt not kill so they take 30 damage per dead squirrel now dead squirrel stonks on their eyes
I wasn't even done.
Miss.
Get over here.
of
Look at that mini mini me
You and your familiars have plus one damage for some cheap shift, gain all stats up.
Guess I'll take this for the all stats up, why not?
What the fuck has this game become? Squirrels.
So allow me to break down what's currently going on.
Alaska spawns a squirrel.
Upon shifting to Squirrel, they will gain an extra turn, and then they let their four Squirrels run around and kill things.
This guy, this butt face, has Mini-Me and Dout-Shout-Not-Kill, meaning that every time a Squirrel dies, they will take 10 damage.
But because I have a Mini-Me, they'll take 20 damage, and because I have a Mini-Mini-Me, they'll take 30 damage.
So his job is to go, summon squirrels, shape shift, take an additional turn, spawn a squirrel,
on his next turn, go form a turtle, because that's another extra turn, and spawn even
more squirrels.
Also the Mini Mimi has three shields of USA.
So they all have butt face, so everything just spawns in with three poison on it.
Not that three poison is a lot at this point.
Oh, gotta be careful.
of
the
Mm-hmm.
Don't forget to metabolize
of the
as
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
Leech necklace. Your spells inflict leech one against enemies. My spells? Why not? Leech
it up. Oh god, we got double ballroom.
I
Nice.
Here, shoot this one.
Nice.
Alright.
of
now
I
Syrupus nice
Oh my god, there's two guns
the
I
of
the
All right, we got next.
More money.
Ah damn.
Alright, chaos. What you got? 640 HP, 10% crit chance, 10% dodge, you're immune to fire
and apply fire to attackers and thorns.
Seems good, let's do it.
Okay, we got Flushmaster.
and
and to the day
Come on over
Yep
Get it hit nice
Nice.
Rage punch.
Rage punch.
Rage punch.
Oh, Zimmerman's shit went out.
Alright.
Two times thirty-one.
That's not bad.
The foregun keeps hitting himself in confusion.
I
Pop positions
Sharpen crescendo
You guys your crescendo
Yeah, you have so many fucking abilities.
What storms do you have?
You have nine thorns?
God damn.
That's not actually doing anything
All right
Beautiful.
Got it.
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Take catch, Project Asp.
Plus, Steven has been unlocked!
No, I want to keep you.
Your musical abilities are always double cast.
Wow.
Okay.
Sounds good.
one
I can't string together good runs until I unlock that tree.
The secret to giving good runs is very simple.
Just bring a ranger.
It's that simple.
bring a ranger bro
Oh look at that.
Now, Collis just has to go to the core and then they're done.
I'll see. So we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Ten more
classes to chaos. Ten more classes to chaos and then we're done with chaos. Minimum three
runs. Probably gonna end up more like four runs though. And then we have to take all
the classes to the core and then we have to solo with everybody all right chat I
am gonna be I am gonna be jumping off a little bit early today though so I want
to thank you all for being here thanks for watching
You've all been awesome. Hope y'all enjoyed today's stream. Keep in mind Resident Evil
9 is coming out on the 27th. So good chance that this will be shelved for a little bit
while we make progress through this thanks for thanks for hanging out
yeah been awesome
I'll see you all tomorrow, everybody.
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you
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