Yeah, this is what my dream, yeah, this is what my dream, yeah, this is what my dream
Swagger
I'm gonna sing
Let it get my soul back
Me send my little hand to you
Sign up, be some jangin' clean
Ooh, hand up my baby
I'm gonna be your mommy
Do this with my teeth
Splashing, splashing, nail-bombing jeans
She like you, be you
Always with the friends
Yeah nigga, you heard me.
You keep rubbing it on my teeth
Making it hard to take the case that we all take it
Cause I'm the first thing that I'm gonna do
When they make you look like this
It's gonna be
You're the first thing that I'm gonna do
Uh-huh
Hey Jeff, welcome back today
Happy old days, with your ass all wet
I don't know what she said, but it's just so good.
Hey, but welcome back to the motherfuckin' dream, nigga.
It's for sure a couple of questionable niggas in the chat room.
Agent confirms it.
What are these clips, bro?
Agent, I'm bad.
Now welcome back to the stream, bro.
Seriously.
Delete that clip, bro.
It's not OK.
That's not okay, bro
Slow it down, man. That was not an admission to anything. That was the meme at the time
Come on bro Spanish or English or Portuguese my nigga. That was the meme, bro. That's what niggas was saying, bro
I was just I was
Just following the memes hang like you can't you can't be too mad at me for that
You can't be too mad at me for that. Yo, so I have some good news. I have some bad news bad news
I still can't feel my big toe
Good news I figured out why I
Know a lot of you might be thinking is because I went to the Arctic
No, bro. It's not why
I found out why is because I've been on my racing sim fucking
smashing that fucking brake pedal down
Right with the force of fucking Thor and I don't wear a socks or nothing when I do it
So I think it's been fucking with the nerves in my foot
So I got to start wearing this is gonna sound like the geekiest nerdiest thing I'll ever say but I'm gonna have to start
Wearing shoes on my racing sim
I figured out why bro. I was I was in there just fucking punching that fucking brake button
the brake pedal and I realized nigga, I don't feel my foot.
So don't judge me if you ever see I
because nigga be coming in my room.
Be like, Oh, look, agent, don't judge me if you see me in boots
and gloves on the racing sim.
I know I'm not I know I'm not Lewis Hamilton.
I just want to preserve the rest of my fucking
not my my my numb appendages and shit like that.
And I was just playing on that answer.
I was like, damn, God, I really hope I get the feeling back
in my toe.
And today I woke up and discovered what was going on, man.
Isn't that a blessing?
That's amazing.
That's the good news.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Weak ass toe.
Oh, Diana, if you was punching that pedal the way
I was punching it, hey, your whole leg
would go numb, Diana.
Your whole fucking leg would have went numb, OK?
That being said that means just wear socks. I wish I could explain to you
It's like a cheese grater the pedal it just cut your shit up gang
It's why I have to get pedicures man to make sure my fit and it's hot as hell in here
I could really breathe slow it down
What is she saying though what language that French my nigga
Biblio take my go bugger show my French niggas man. I love y'all. Yo, uh today's gonna be a vibing stream
Man, it's gonna be a real nice vibing stream appreciate y'all niggas for pulling up
Okay someone asked about the update how the fuck can I give you an update on a car? I don't have zero one update
Gang I'm not gonna lie to you bro. It's priorities in life, bro. I've been on Zillow every day
I've been on Zillow every day trying to snipe a good deal gang. I can't get a car before a crib
That's insane, bro. I know what you might be thinking agent you have ten already
Those are rentals and it's not 10. Where do you guys come up with these fucking numbers?
You just fucking brainstorm this shit in your free time. Do you just make up random numbers?
It's not 10, but they're all rent. They're all rentals, bro. So
um
One I like that crib for me, you know, I sold the condiz and condiz was where I used to stay
I just hate staying in downtown Atlanta, bro. It's just drug addicts and
Fucking home robberies. I can't even park my shit without niggas stealing guns out of my car all type of crazy shit
Nigga, I don't want to be there. Yo, Mimi. Thank you for the five get the subs. I appreciate that
W's
Build a house. Yeah, if I want to move in two years from now
They just have build a house like this is this is not it. This is not it
This is not a simulator monica. This is real life
This is real life, bro
Maybe thanks for that five. It's gonna take two years and I'll give it a bunch of bro
I don't have any attention on spending my life in Atlanta, bro
The only time to make sense of build a crib is if you're gonna be in that bitch for like 30 years, right?
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna travel a little bit at some point when I have more free time in life and then
I'm gonna see what I like in different places in the world and then I'm gonna move to the best one
I'm gonna move to the best place and see you it might be Switzerland. I don't know CBT. Thank you
CBTX, thank you for the 5 gift to Sous bro.
Bankhead, I already have a craving for Bankhead.
It's actually not even a bad area no more.
CBT, thank you for the 5 gifted.
It's not a bad area at all bro.
Oh, I wouldn't bring a fancy car there.
But it's like, it's mad old people and shit now.
They just be chillin bro.
They just be chillin.
Yeah bro, be chillin man.
Yeah, a couple niggas died a couple years ago in the neighborhood, but you know he used to be crazier
He used to be he used to be treacherous. Makai, thank you for the five gift of subs W5 give to such
Gang niggas get shot and robbed outside the condo every every month
So comparatively bro like big head is not that bad at all. It's not bad at all, bro
Makai appreciate the five appreciate the five. Okay leaving Canada for good. Okay. Let me tell you about Canada, bro
This shit is unrecognizable
YVX. Oh my god. Yeah, who the whole bunch of new niggas sending fives man YVX 68 appreciate the five get the cells broski
Game the shit is unrecognizable, bro. I don't like when I go back to Toronto like I recognize my family I
I recognize my extended family.
I don't recognize the place, bro.
I don't know how to explain it.
It changed so much.
The whole place changed so much.
Everything about it changed, bro.
When I go back, I'm like,
damn, this all the shit never used to be here.
All this shit, yo, Macky.
Holy smokes, Macky, I appreciate the five-dome, Bizzle.
With the fucking five.
Paul Bearer with the fucking five.
Oh, it's 35% off.
I get it now.
Bro, that makes so much more sense, bro.
Appreciate all, come on, hold on.
I forgot the names already.
Let me pull up stream elements.
That's fucked up agent.
That's really fucked up, dude.
That was Paul, it was Paul, it was Paul Bear.
It was Don Bizzle and it was Makai.
Thank y'all for the five, five and the fives, man.
W five in the chat.
Yo, bro, look, the type of the guy I am, chat,
type of type of the guy I am,
I don't give a fuck to stay in the same place, bro.
Like, if it makes sense for the moment,
it makes sense for the moment,
I'm not married to a place bro. Like I want to try shit game like if I end up moving to Paris for two years and then
You know, I live in like Saudi for a year and then I live in Australia for three years
I don't give a fuck what happens bro. I just want to be able to try shit though
Like I feel like there is no point of inventing airplanes if I can't take them to go try shit
Now I'm mad busy right now, so that's not gonna happen anytime soon
But at some point that'd be lovely 19. Thank you for the five gift yourselves, bro
You know, E-19, appreciate that.
Nigeria?
I mean, if I was gonna move to Africa,
you know how I would just get a crib in East Africa.
I wouldn't get a crib in West Africa,
just cause all my fam is gonna be East Africa.
3-0, God damn, nigga!
Y'all think it's going crazy!
Man, busy and you're a streamer.
Yo, it's 3-0-1, think of that five.
Appreciate that five, nigga.
Alex, they even have fucking five.
Appreciate that five, bro.
What about visiting Mexico?
I've been to Mexico.
Does it count if it was in Cancun?
Yeah, hold on, no, it's going to be guys.
Does it count?
To be fair, I didn't stay in the resorts.
I made the decision of,
I took a couple road trips, man.
I feel like that, this it kind of count, gang.
I took a couple road trips, nigga.
I feel like that counts, bro.
I was there for four days
and I took a couple road trips, nigga told me not to do it.
There was a couple times, there was some pit stops
we had to make.
They call them checkpoints.
I didn't feel too safe, but I mean,
nobody gave me any problems out there
and that's where it's a bro.
Oof, come on now, appreciate the five that they sell us.
W5, oof.
W5.
You need to live the authentic life
and live with buckets?
Dang, when I'm in Ethiopia, depending on which family member's house I'm in, nigga, you don't have no choice but to live with the buckets.
Ha ha ha ha ha, depending on the family member you pull up on, sometimes you gotta live with the buckets, and you gotta live with the urinals that's in the ground.
You gotta squat to take a shit sometimes, nigga, that's life. You're laughing, sir, you think you're gonna resub, and think you're gonna five get there.
They give it a resub and they give it a resub and they give it a five gift in
That is a whole you know, I think that's I think it's like that's one of the things I'm real excited about next year's next stop
I feel like it's gonna have me exploring places and now I technically made that work
You feel me so like now I have a reason to go to some place. I always wanted to go to and
That's fire to me, bro. That's fire as far as but
In the village not in the city
Where do you think my family
Bro, my family's from the village, bro. Oh, well to be fair a lot of them now live in the city, but
Depends on the family. We got deep families, bro
I guess have like thousands of aunts and uncles money. I have thousands oof. Oh my god another five get them a car
another five get them
I'm here to touch you
bro, you
Thank you guys for the 5.
Appreciate y'all man.
And we're at a level 39 training.
We might have looked into this roll call.
What bro?
If you got that time bubble next to you name, I'm talking to you.
Let's take a moment to show love to some of the niggas that we saw.
Get yourselves, rock songs, 2x1 songs, all of that man.
Come on, let's go.
Appreciate the 5.
Give me that little number 5.
Get it out of the roof.
Y'all need to fucking check.
Hold on now.
Hold on, hey, a Todd Clay, a Loomer, a Loomer, a Rallis.
Hello, welcome back, play up.
Grand, they reduce up your hand, welcome back,
baby, welcome back.
Your Makai, YVX, a downed,
business, bar, they give you five again.
So, y'all, a Sniper, saying some man to welcome back,
30, month reset, Luke welcome back, Oscar welcome back.
Babe, appreciate that five again,
E-19 with a five again,
D-1 with a five again, and Alice with that five again.
W's in a fucking chat.
Welcome back a serrated Mckeye. Thanks again for the five five and five get this up and so one mf
Thank you for the fucking song a scene fire goo silvers. Namnes
TJ Manny ash black
Detrack welcome back young King Wat miss Connie with the ten month reset Vader
Rallin
Is it Raylin probably Raylin?
Raylin and Vader thank y'all for the five and five get this song a piece
Appreciate that w5 and 5 railing invader young king why we got that Benjamin come on now preaching Isaac
What we had?
Al Kade is very close to a different organization
D Martin David a two-year reseller the bag j was 23 months. Oh my fuck
Fuck
Oh and king lb
with the 25 and the 25 gift to
subs. Paul and King LB with the 25.
That's why my hand gets numb.
There was a point two months ago
where my hand was a little numb
because I be hitting my table.
I got a weak ass hands and feet game dead ass though like seriously most niggas most
Never have that problem that ass most niggas never had that problem yo, uh, everybody glaze pull everybody glaze King
LD if you watch it
They give the 25 a piece nigga
You got a gift man. Make sure to tell him. Thank you. All right taking notifications nigga mark easy only
Jordan the quacky kid koojoo Sammy case start. Thank you. Yes, man. Thank you for the fucking fire get this
Yes man or yes many big life or yes many big life or yes money big life or yes
money big life they would find themselves a boo Whitney a C33 take away
we take it for some hey buddy they were some man welcome back to the fucking
agency bro what a fucking roll call dude W fucking roll call
All right, bro.
Hold on, now, come on, now.
Ooh, another five, get the sus, man.
Eric, give it a re-sus.
Only one stream away from 300 days of streaming.
You're fucking lying,
because there's no way I hit it.
Hold on, now.
Hold on, check, how you check again?
How you check?
Uh...
Is there another five?
Ooh, put another five, get the sus!
Oh
For another five appreciate it you go to uh statistics maybe you go to statistics
And then
I'm slow bro like just at the days right? Oh, yeah, you go here you go, uh, january boom
And then you won't go december
Boom in the act 298
298
Wow
Wow what the fuck I feel like a fake number, bro
Today's 299 oh
Oh all I gotta do is stream one more time next four days nigga. That's what you're telling me
That what you're telling me bro part-timer look bro if I'm part-timers so is everybody else on this fucking platform, bro
All right, everybody not on Adderall is part-timers Monica
No, that's not true. Some niggas be locked the fucking in but um I
Will say I will say for a variety shimmer. I stream a lot. I
Think if we only did desktops nigga, you could see me here every day, bro
You can see me on this bitch every day. Ah, that's not true neither. I'm lying
Not every day nigga. They ain't that much shit to react to yo. Oh, thank you for the fuck
Where you say to you
Where you say to appreciate you. Can you change your picture? No nigga. No, I'm never changing my picture
Well, I don't say never but that is an old-ass picture. That's like a 2k 16. No, no, that's like a 2k
nigga that's a yeah that might be a 2k
no that's like a 2k 19 picture
I don't think I'm changing that are you a gamer agent we about to find out today
nigga we're playing some games now look um we got some reacts to start things off
today man some good ol some good good yeah if we have time if KitKat sent
five gifted I'm blind this shit hold on now KitKat appreciate that five
You probably like yeah, why did he say fuck me? That's probably what you're thinking my bag. I didn't see it. Okay, RCJR
Thank you for the time, bro
Thank you for the time bro
W5 W 10 get the subs man show some fucking love, bro
Yeah, okay. All right. Let the hype train die. All right. Another one's gonna come up. Hold on. You yourself got hat
Please change the way you're blinking today. I don't fuck with it
I'm be honest, bro every thought I just had was too far
This dream is washed game. I can't even say my intrusive thoughts no more, bro
This is washed. I used to be able to just violate you
Good old days man
Violate us
Hey nigga, you can't ask me to be violated nigga, that's not how that shit works, okay?
You know, stay blessed, ant-wills, thank you guys for the resubs and keep appreciating
the resubs.
No limit Mario, thank you for not doing my prime bro, appreciate it, welcome back.
Fake laugh?
Okay bro, I guess you know me so well, you just know when it's a real laugh and a fake
laugh bro.
Yeah, my fault man, y'all never say, you know what, you're right, you guys
You guys are so fucking unfunny that there's no way I could actually laugh at something
that will say, you're right, bro.
That was unrealistic.
I should have kept it a buck and just not laughed at that unfunny shit.
You're never fucking funny, bro.
You're never funny, bro.
Is that what you're admitting?
Is that what you mean when you say that?
Nothing you say can be funny to me?
You're just that fucking unfunny, huh?
Okay.
All right.
If we have time, we're going to do some confessions today.
is the weekend. You're overreacting. That's bad. Raise big because I don't fall for that.
I don't fall for that. And, uh, oh, what's up, bro? What a sub, bro? What a sub, bro?
Lever five get the subs, man.
Niggas after eons.
Yo, that's...
No, that ass though, Niggas is really getting good with the Rage bait.
Oh my God, bro, I'm looking in chat and you guys are actually getting good, bro.
One nigga almost got me, he said,
Confessions, that's a Bruce thing.
Hey, that's... everybody do confessions.
Oh my god, like I literally almost fell for that bait and I caught myself. I'm like agent. He's trying to get you
chill
Chill bro chill. He's trying to he's trying to he's trying to anger you bro
Don't let the nigga anger you relax. That doesn't work on me. That doesn't work on me. That's not my word game
That's not my trigger word. So try again, bro. It's good effort, but try again
All right, and then after that chat, we're gonna play a game
I haven't fully decided what it is, but I have a couple options and we're gonna play some shit later tonight
You heard I'm just a girl doesn't even apply to the situation
It doesn't even apply to the situation. I
Don't give a fuck. Yeah, I put in that ugly-ass
7-foot useless big man from Italy in my fucking chat room. They got don't give a fuck that he's there, bro
I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck, bro
I don't give a fuck. I genuinely I couldn't care less, bro. I couldn't give less of fuck. I
Don't know what to say you expect me to give a fuck
I just genuinely do not give a fuck than it is there
I don't care
Yo put that shit in emo mode. No, no put the chat in emo mode
But that's for the emo mode, bro
In 2026, can we stay healthy, stay on the line, and leave a condition that is back in
2025?
Oh, you can take it out of email now.
That made it worse.
Yo, Tara, thanks for the five gift subs.
I appreciate that W5 almost got me, bro.
You almost got me.
Thanks, Terran.
I appreciate you.
All right.
Let's get into React, bro.
Yeah, pissing you off.
All right.
This one got me, bro.
Title and thumbnail got me.
The hunt for America's smartest killer.
My motive for doing what I am going to do
is simply personal revenge.
I do not expect to accomplish anything by it.
Zaz Manifesto?
Lincoln, Montana, 1996.
This cabin is the chosen home of Theodore Jake Kaczynski,
more commonly known as the Unabomber.
He's long been feared as America's smallest criminal, a serial bomber who's killed and
wounded targets across the country with no clear connection.
For 17 years, he's been to the FBI.
It's the largest, most expensive manhunt in the Bureau's history.
He's the evil genius they simply can't catch, likely history's most-
They never caught him.
He's terrorized the nation, instilling fear in Americans about opening their mail
and getting on planes.
Ah, that's Mark Rulber.
Mark Rulber the reason why I can't open packages
peacefully anymore.
And he did it all from his cabin.
Here is where he built his bombs,
where he wrote his manifesto,
and where he evaded capture for nearly two decades.
It's where he turned from off-the-grid recluse
to world-famous murderer.
This cabin contains all the evidence the FBI
will need to convict him.
It's located deep in the Montana wilderness.
Back in 1969, Ted moved here from California, where he left behind a shining career as a
math professor at UC Berkeley.
He wanted to get closer to nature, and far, far away from everyone who paces him off,
which is most beautiful.
He built this cabinet with his brother, back when Ted still talked to him.
It's got no electricity, no plumbing, just a wood stove, a bed, and a whole lot
of books.
Electricity, but the nigga has got no tied pods bro. Just a woodstone gang water. What is he wiping his ass with that a bet?
Right now Ted is building another bomb
They're meticulously crafted and is continuously improving his technique
Every year they become more lethal. In fact, he's got another one under his bed wrapped and ready to go
How do not pause but you won't get a chance to send it
It's pretty dumb mistakes
I heard about this guy, I don't know what he did yet, though.
Dirty, dirty, dirty fingernails.
This feels like a black mirror intro, bro.
Speaking about black mirror, you can't talk?
Gang, I bite my fingernails, but they're definitely not dirty, dickface.
Don't piss me off.
This video is largely based on these two books.
Links are in the description.
Why would I bite them if they are dirty?
That's disgusting.
Dirt social and psychological problems of modern society to the fact that that society requires people to live under conditions
radically different from those of which the human race evolved
I'm not I'm not reading on that bro
Born in 1942 Ted goes up in a pretty average family in the suburbs of Chicago
They're working class Polish Americans
His name is like a lot of serial killers out of Chicago man intellectual and really into the outdoors
There was another serial killer from Chicago.
They made a whole...
Who would have thought they made that documentary about on Netflix?
I know they have thousands now.
It was one of the first ones that hit it.
Who was it?
It was an arrogant,
but he has a core circle of friends and plenty of hobbies.
No, not con.
Dommer.
He loves playing music.
Wait, no, hold on.
Wait, no, one dommer.
People like to-
No, no, no, one dommer.
They'll later remember him as a sensitive, respectful kid.
Who was it?
You guys used this, bro.
You guys used to be an encyclopedia, you fell off.
I can rage bait, back bitch.
All that starts to change
when Ted rolls at Harvard University at just 16 years old.
Like many college freshmen, Ted struggles to adjust.
Here, he no longer feels like the smartest person
in every room.
And as a working class kid,
thrown into the world of America's elite,
he's a fish out of water.
Other students and even faculty
mock his shabby clothes and blue collar background.
He's deeply bothered by their snobbery,
pain that will follow him through life.
And who-who-who-what?
Delete that email, bro.
I'm sick of seeing that nigga face, my nigga.
Bro, for real.
Delete that email, bro.
I don't want to see that shit in my chat.
Ted's also just really young.
Younger than almost everyone else on campus.
As an adult, Ted will write his mother furious letters about this.
He demands apologies for pushing him out of the house before he was ready.
Ted becomes depressed and his grades suffer.
His classmates describe him as a total loner, moody, who is a total loner.
He's a total loner.
Moody, rude, and virtually mute, he's that guy on the dorm floor who only leaves his
room to go to class, who ignores everyone else, who slams doors.
There's a stench of rotting food wafting from his room.
Ted doesn't know yet, but his withdrawn and alienated demeanor has caught the eye of
a psychology professor.
Dr. Henry A. Murray is very famous with an on-campus research center named after
him.
He's basically a god in the social sciences.
Murray is looking out for particular types of students.
who will make excellent guinea pigs for an experiment, is finally the most elaborate experiment,
the capstone of a long and illustrious career.
It also happens to be a CIA funded project designed to cause extreme distress and breakdown
of the subject.
Okay, we gotta start holding some of these niggas responsible, bro.
Like, I'm so sick of it, I'm so tired of these niggas cooking up new diseases and
viruses and all that, and then we gotta stay indoors!
I had a fear, no, no, we gotta actually
start holding these responsible though, for real.
There's no way.
Check sense of self.
Clearly, we are in a position
to do a great deal of damage.
And it does appear that the FBI
is not gonna catch us any time soon.
The FBI is a joke.
It's the 1970s in San Francisco.
The city is a hotbed of anti-government activity.
There's outrage over the Vietnam War.
Protest bombings are a regular occurrence.
Explosions happen every week up through the mid-80s.
The FBI dubs at the Belfast of North America.
Radical far-left groups like the Weather Underground
and the Symbionnes Liberation Army claim credit for many of the bombings.
bombings. So most of the cases are pretty straightforward in terms of understanding motive and perpetrator.
But amidst all of this, the FBI's San Francisco Bomb Squad is a shocking discovery.
Twelve mysterious, similarly-built bombs can be linked to one elusive killer or group.
They have next to nothing to go on, just for whatever unknown reason, this stream of explosives
seems to target universities and airlines. Whoever is building these bombs is an expert
expert crafter and careful to not leave any DNA behind. Not a hair, not a fiber. They're
encased in beautiful handmade wooden boxes. There are no eyewitnesses to the bombings and
no letters from organizations claiming credit. The victims appear to be scattershot of random
people. The unknown perpetrator is referred to by the code UNI-BOMB for university and
airline bomber. So far his bombs have killed one person and injured 20 others across
five different states.
Unlucky recipients of the Unabomber's early packages include a head of security guard,
a handful of graduate students and professors, a secretary, an airline executive, and passengers
on a flight from Chicago to DC.
Some are injured quite badly.
The first death is in 1985, Hugh Scrudden.
The guy who owned a computer store in Sacramento and was about to get married.
What does he have to do with anything at all?
Far away in his cabin, Ted reads about his death and chuckles to himself.
He hears that the FBI offers a $25,000 award.
That's it?
For information.
He's flattered.
The Unabomber is making waves.
Not bad for the actions of one man in a 10 by 12 foot shack with no electricity running
water or phone service.
Pretty hard to imagine now.
These days connection isn't optional.
It's how we get around check in looks don't do it over help all of it. That's where silly comes
Hundreds of books
Scraps from junkyards and jars of chemicals for making these bombs
Binders and binders full of notes all kinds of disguises for delivering the bombs like wigs and sunglasses
glasses and shoes with fake souls. It's cramped to the gills, but meticulously organized.
Now this the nigga why I can't wear my shoes in TSA bro. This the nigga why I gotta walk
around with my socks bro. And I can't bring shampoo or conditioner. I can't bring body
wash anymore. This is the reason why he's this the guy man. Shoes with fake souls.
I'm sick. It's cramped to the gills, but meticulously organized. At this point
The FBI has zero promising leads and by the end of it all they'll never actually find the perpetrator themselves
The bomber is always several steps ahead of them
They'll pursue thousands of dead ends. No, that was another guy thousands of taxpayer dollars and poor countless man hours into this case
They have no idea why he's targeting the people that he is
But the bombs are so precise so well-crafted. There's got to be a motive
Right. Oh
In 1987, there's finally a break in the case.
The Unabomber plants a package outside a Salt Lake City computer store and a lady spots it.
He's wearing a gray hoodie, sunglasses, and sporting a mustache.
The police create a sketch and post it all around the country.
The bombings immediately stop and for five years, nobody hears anything from the Unabomber.
There's an echo?
All kinds of people calling the police.
Don't say that!
needs go nowhere. The case pretty much goes cold, but the FBI know that it's only a matter
of time before he'll strike again. They're sure he's using the time to perfect his bombs.
And they're right. In his cabin, Ted is finessing his technique. The upcoming bombs will
be a whole lot more lethal. But, as the world will soon find out, he is also busy
writing. He doesn't just want his explosives to do the talking. He's crafting a manifesto.
And that claims to explain what the mysterious string of bombings is all about.
The techno files are taking us all on an utterly reckless ride into the unknown.
What's a techno file?
Back at Harvard in 1958, the United States is experiencing huge shifts in culture.
The button-up fifties are drawing to a close, and the nation becomes swept up in a space
race.
The civil rights movement, the sexual revolution, the environmental movement, the explosion
drawn it was a sexual revolution like that who where was this and what what happened in this revolution
and who led it who started it and who ended it there was a sexual revolution
the cold war is escalating the american military is paranoid the communists have
developed mind control drugs and brainwashing techniques and they're eager to catch up
so they're covertly experimenting with ways to manipulate behavior oh
US intelligence officials are especially interested in developing a perfect truth drug for interrogating enemies
and they believe LSD might be it.
But they're also testing a wide range of ways that psychological manipulation could bend the will of anyone to do whatever the US military wants.
They've even enlisted help from the Nazis.
Hey, I'm looking to change something to say. Imagine still being a virgin after the sexual revolution was over.
I
Do whatever the US
Enlisted help
hallucinogens interrogation efforts
The military illegally smuggles these war criminals over to get their advice on brainwashing as part of operation paperclip
Operation paper over the course of at least 11 years thousands of Americans are subjected to unethical psychological experiments
That includes sensory deprivation
hallucinogenic drugs dosed without consent, subliminal messaging, hypnosis, electroshock therapy,
and even icepick lobotomies. This is like season 4 Lost.
When the project becomes public knowledge in the 1970s, the CIA director orders most of the
records to be destroyed. The program is co-ed-in to MKUltra. Many of the test subjects are
vulnerable populations, like prisoners and hospital inmates, but also students.
Let's start another sexual reprimand.
Students are prime subjects for these experiments because of their frequent contact with professors who play a big part in MKUltra.
Some of the professors know the role they play. Many don't.
During the post-war period, the CIA becomes the largest employer of college professors, and the military is by far the biggest source of funding for psychological research.
Professors acted as consultants and researchers for military back projects
They use their status to encourage their students to participate in experiments often involving drugs like O.S.D
Afterwards they reported back to the government
Harvard becomes heavily involved in army sponsored studies
One of the CIA's main men on campus is the superstar psych professor Henry Murray
Murray is well known for his studies of personality and since the CIA's beginnings his theories have influenced how they recruit new agents and
and how the interrogation process works.
And you wouldn't believe what city Harvard is based out of?
Tell you, bro, nothing good comes from Boston, bro.
It just always leads back to Boston.
And I can't explain why, but every single time, it just always leads back to Boston.
When Murray and Young Ted Kaczynski crossed paths, Murray is at the end of his career,
and he recruits Ted for his final most elaborate experiments.
They're meant to assess the effects of stress and harsh interrogation on gifted male students.
Murray wants to know what will it take to break an educated, intelligent man?
The setup is simple.
Ted and 21 other students are asked to write an essay about their most deep-seated beliefs.
Then they're told they'll discuss their beliefs with a fellow undergrad.
The experiment aims to compare the effects of stress on college men who seem psychologically
healthy and well-adjusted, with students who seem alienated, pessimistic and lacking
in identity.
is most likely recruited for the second group, because he's showing signs of depression.
That's insane. That's the first though essay he stands out as the most.
Nah, look at, no, no, no, no, no, no, identifying a person in your class that's depressed and saying
like, ooh, we've been looking for a depressed person for this Boston study. That's, like,
that's pretty evil, dude. That's up there, you know? That's up there. It's not mustache
man evil, but it's up there. The pessimistic of them all. It suggests that he was already
vulnerable before the abusive test began. He is also the youngest and the poorest in
the group. The students are told this exercise is just to study different personalities. In
truth, now the real experiment begins. The essays are handed to lawyers trained in manipulation.
Mario? No, why would Mario be evil? Do... What Mario games did you play growing up,
world.
We're instructed to attack the values expressed in them.
The students endure harsh interrogations in brightly lit rooms, because calculated personal
critiques designed to humiliate and erode their sense of self.
All the while, electrodes monitor their stress responses.
Later they have to watch these- No.
Hey, Daddy Agent, glad to see you're safe after that crazy camping.
I
Know you didn't know you just interrupted a whole fucking reaction as for unbanned mods. What do you do?
I'm a little humiliating moments video over and over again for three years
That's a cell all the while electrodes monitor their stress responses later
They have to watch these stressful and humiliating moments for video over and over again for three years
Huh?
As Murray himself describes it, the tests were designed to be abusive.
He's had a lifelong fascination with pain and stress and has no tapasidistic streak.
Plenty of participants will later report the experience to be deeply unpleasant with lasting
trauma.
But test responses are the most extreme in every category.
Murray's team identifies him as the most traumatized of all.
Why?
Yes.
Ted Kaczynski got MKUltra.
You can read all about it at cia.gov.
The CIA created Unabomber, but that's an oversimplification.
It's not so easy to prove how much effect the experiments had on Ted's turn to terrorism.
None of the other students in the experiment are known to have become killers.
Some psychologists believe the experiments were stressful enough to create anger problems
in Ted where even aggravate latent schizophrenia, but other psychologists evaluate him as undeniably
sane.
Ted himself dismissed the idea that the tests were anything resembling psychological torture.
He was very invested in being seen as psychologically healthy until the bitter end.
He's taken great pains to not be painted as damaged or crazy.
He wanted his murders to be understood in the context of his beliefs, not as personal
history.
And what beliefs does that mean?
It's a result of trauma and madness that would invalidate his ideas.
Ideas that formed his last year at Harvard.
Ted becomes increasingly disillusioned with the industrial technological system.
He comes to believe that technology is slowly destroying humanity and eroding our freedom.
He's horrified by widespread psychological suffering and how industrial technology
has severely damaged the planet.
He's certain that it'll only get worse than more technology develops.
So anyone who helps advance technology in any way is the enemy, scientists, engineers,
business people, what Ted calls the technician class.
Ted starts having-
Oh, that's why he was targeting professors and shit.
Well he's right, duh, duh, anytime you invent technology, there's gonna be some
boulder that uses it for negative shit, duh.
You can't stop niggas from inventing shit.
Everybody want to get rich, dang.
Everybody want to peck.
Everybody want it.
He becomes obsessed with how society enforces obedience with psychological controls.
He daydreams about breaking away from society and living off the grid.
Ted graduates Harvard and goes on to get his PhD in math at the University of Michigan.
He's quickly establishing himself as a brilliant mathematician and has offered a 10-year track
position at UC Berkeley.
Ten-year deal?
Dude, that's like showing how tiny you love a lunch.
But he's publishing groundbreaking papers on boundary functions.
When Ted resigns one day without warning, he tells his family that he's done with teaching
math to future engineers, engineers who will advance the industrial technological system
and continue destroying the planet.
Ted buys a bit of land near Lincoln, Montana and builds a cabin with his brother, and
surrounded him at UC Berkeley.
He wants to live a similar life, far away from everyone he's ever known.
And then he starts to build his first plow.
Okay, no, that's that's it's not that simple. You know, okay, what to be away from people and live a simple life
Doesn't it that the next step is not building bombs, bro
How do you make that leap?
To our bombings we hope to promote social instability
An industrial society propagate anti-industrial ideas and give encouragement to those who hate the industrial system
In 1993, the Unabomber strikes twice after a six-year hiatus.
Two prominent researchers, a computer scientist and a geneticist, received packages the size
of a VHS tape.
The bombs detonate upon opening, and both professors are badly injured.
Shortly after, the New York Times receives a typewritten letter.
It claims credit for the bombs, and says the public should expect more to come.
In 1994 and 1995, the Unabomber succeeds in killing two people with his mail bombs, an
advertising executive and a forestry lobbyist.
As feared, his explosives- A forestry lobbyist?
become notably more sophisticated.
Bombings are usually accompanied with demands, demands for money or some kind of action.
What made the Unabomber so difficult to understand, and to find, is that his bombs never
came with any requests.
They seem to be built only to cause fear injury and death
17 years after starting his bombing spree Unabomber finally makes his demands known
He writes the New York Times again announces that he will permanently desist from terrorist activities if they publish a 56 page manifesto
I think it's
Wait, hold on check. Is he still alive?
Is he still alive?
No, okay, then I can say what I want this make it suck you mean it in that 17 years
Man biggest invented and popularized the internet, bro
And he hated technology so much. He must he must have been watching that shit fucking furious
He must have been living
He must have been fucking mad. Oh
My god
permanently desist from terrorist activities if they publish a 56-page...
So if he was alive you want to set it?
No, Nick, I don't want to see a package here.
I want to see a bomb in a PO box, Nick!
...the policy to not negotiate with terrorists,
but they also believe he'll honor his promise and stop killing people.
After all, this is what the bombs were seemingly for,
to force people to pay attention to his views.
Plus, they still lack leads.
If the public reads the manifesto,
someone might be able to identify the unabomber.
So the manifesto is published.
The FBI decides it should just be the Washington Post, though,
because it has fewer readers, and the newspaper stands
will be easier to surveil.
So they think.
Interest in the Unabomber is huge.
Newspaper sales hit a record high that day,
with lines snaking around the block.
Across the country, Americans are
eager to finally read what the Unabomber has to say.
Crazy.
Genuinely crazy that we used to lot.
Not me.
I wasn't this old.
But, you know, Duke Dennis used to line up and pick up newspapers to find out what happened yesterday.
Oh my god!
The manifesto opens with an iconic line.
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
And though the manifesto is an argument that calls for dismantling industrial society,
it's also unwittingly the self-portrait.
Within its pages, the unabomber has accidentally amassed himself.
You're at the same age?
Yes.
David and Ted, though seven years apart and very different, grew up close and loved each other very much.
As adults, they had impassioned philosophical debates by mail and shared a lot of the same views.
David also worried about technology's destructive effect on humanity.
He'd also spent some time living off the grid in a self-made cabin.
But David wasn't a killer.
When the manifesto was published, he hasn't spoken to his brother in a long time.
Ted cut him out when David got married and refused to answer any of his letters.
David's wife Linda, a philosophy professor, has a funny feeling about-
No, no, no, okay, just cut the philosophy shit.
If philosophy is fucking useless, bro, it's useless because things move too fast now, bro.
Back in the day, niggas was clubbing on animals, alright?
They had to gut animals living in caves.
That era existed for so long, bro.
Once people started building steam boats and trains and all type of shit,
gained 20 years ago, people who were just hopping on the internet.
And now we have artificial intelligence that can help us cheap on literally anything, bro.
Things are moving too fast to see the effects of any of it. So philosophy, you're just guessing.
You can't base it on anything real because there's not enough time to study everything that's
changing and happening. It's impossible. Things move way too fast. I thought I knew what it
Not much, but happy holidays agent. Hope you had a good holiday. That was wholesome. Yo, bro. Appreciate that young. Thank you, man
I'm positive though
You get what I'm saying though
It was like like if we found out next year
That Wi-Fi gives you cancer after 40 years. We're all cooked
All right
Now it's some niggas that
Live in tiki huts and shit, that's gonna be celebrating,
but we're all cooked.
Do you get what I'm saying?
It's not enough time to see the effect
of any of the things we're doing.
If I find out 40 years from now that caffeine
has this horrible effect after 30 years, I'm cooked.
So are most of you, if you drink coffee
or energy drinks or anything like that.
We don't know, we have no idea, bro.
We have no clue, we're just going, bro.
And we're just doing it and then some of us
is dropping and then we're like,
Okay, bro. There's more of us to be had we don't know if she never met
As the bombing stack up and some of the timings coincide with Ted's travels Linda tells David you've got a sweet brother
Maybe he's the Uniformer
David doesn't want to hear it already does doesn't know Ted the way David does he'd never kill anybody as a kid
Ted used to cry at the thought doesn't give me PTSD, huh?
But when the manifesto is finally published David avoids reading it. He doesn't want to admit the similarities
that, like the Unabomber, Ted is an excellent carpenter, and that he had a lifelong fascination
with explosives, and that some of the dates match up perfectly with Ted's travels. David
only reads it when Linda insists. His jaw literally drops from the first floor.
Many studies are done in Barry. Color, like Ted, also hates technology. As he continues,
David recognizes idiosycratic word choices and logical arguments that Ted uses all
the time. There is no escaping the truth. Ted is the Unabomber. So after some more qualms
about betraying his brother, David alerts the FBI.
Oh, damn. Damn. Yo, imagine finding out your brother is a Unabomber, nigga.
They are bound to make me out to be a sickie and to describe to me motives of assorted or sick type.
Many tame conformist types seem to have a powerful need to depict the enemy of society, assorted, repulsive, or sick.
Hey! That's when I was born, nigga!
AHHHHHHH
Was it on the Tuesday?
April 1996
With the tip from David the feds are staking out Ted's cabin
Where's Dave ever?
Why? What happened?
that gave the FBI. Not exactly cold hard proof, enough for a search warrant, but not an arrest.
Rumors start to spread around town that Ted Kaczynski, their very own angry hermit,
is the unabomber. The plan is to draw Ted out of his cabin and get inside before he can
escape and destroy any evidence. But they don't know if he has a trick down with explosives.
Yo, I was a homologous shit.
It has no idea he's under surveillance, so when someone knocks and says some land
surveyors need to talk he believes them and opens the door. He wasn't expecting
visitors these days he's busy with a dirty job he's in the middle of rasping
aluminum blocks to make powder for more bombs he's covered from head to toe in
the dust these animations are tough because the rabbit hunting was scarce this
season Ted's hair is wild and his clothes are literally rotting off of
his body but what does he care he's not trying to impress anyone and he can
clean up fast if he needs to blend into society too bad for Ted he'll
will be photographed in this state, filthy, emaciated, and in severe need of a shave.
The image will circulate around the globe and will not help Ted's desire to seem sane.
When the feds will bin, they find 40,000 pages of journals and plants, most written in code.
The code is more complex than anything the FBI had ever seen, more convoluted than
codes the cage of a phantom.
But Ted also left the key to the code in the cabin.
Without it, the FBI wouldn't be able to decipher the decades of women confessions
that definitively tied Ted to the bombings.
They also find a bomb under the bed,
ready to be mailed to an aerospace company in Dallas.
Now the FBI has all the evidence they need.
They lock up the cabin and take Ted to prison.
He does not dispute that the journals
with the confessions are his.
In fact, he wrote them partially
so that nobody would try to say he was crazy.
Ted's family and his defense team
attempt to convince the jury and the world at large
that he is mentally ill.
They're doing anything they can
to avoid the death penalty, which frustrates him.
He tries to fire his lawyers and defend himself.
He would rather die than allow his lawyers
to plead not guilty by reason of insanity.
Ted pleads guilty to his crimes
and is sentenced to life in prison.
Behind bars, he never stops writing.
He publishes two books
and keeps up a lively correspondence.
Why would he leave the key to the code in the cabin?
I don't know, I'm not in the FBI, bro.
I'm a journalist and admirers.
I don't know.
Maybe he wants everybody to know what he strikes up a friendship like why the Oklahoma City bomber who filled a hundred sixty people in 1995
Ted and McVay are briefly on the same prison block and find they have a lot of views in common before McVay is carted off to death row
That even finds love for the first time in his life
Well after a lifetime of struggling to connect with women never going beyond a few kids
Hey, Ted suddenly has dozens of women writing a romantic and delicious letters
But only one captures his heart a school teacher
if he calls his lady love.
They spent thousands of hours talking by mail or in video.
Hold on now.
No, it's too late.
It's too late.
You made your choice.
This nigga was a loner in his whole life.
He was depressed.
That whole time, you could have had him.
Nigga was in university identified
as a loner depressed nigga, bro.
And now all of a sudden he's killing niggas and now females all...
Okay!
Alright, see and this is what the fuck I'm talking about, gang.
You had a chance to save lives.
Alright, by giving this nigga a purpose.
He could have latched on to you.
You could have saved so many fucking lives.
It's too late.
It's too late for you to latch on to the nigga now.
He's in jail, bro.
It's too late, bro.
...visiting Booth.
But they are never able to touch.
He writes classical music for her so...
Nah, you're not gonna have a store chat.
I was about to say that guys of lung cancer later Ted also develops cancer cancer
condition to come from cancer probably hit the right person oh my god oh my god I'm
waiting for that cancer to hit the right person nigga yo that cancer to hit the wrong
thing is four years oh shit oh my god damn that's the first time in my life I heard
someone got cancer and then I've got like oh wait a little too long though it
should have hit 20 years before oh my god wait later Ted also develops cancer
when the condition becomes advanced he dies by suicide in 2023 at 81 years old
In the decades since his arrest, Ted Kaczynski continues to fascinate and sometimes inspire.
The manifesto of sexual argument is that technological advancements, since the industrial
revolution, have robbed people of their freedom and well-being.
These advancements are supposedly responsible for widespread psychological suffering and
environmental devastation.
It's a revolutionary call to dismantle industrial society altogether, and warns that technology
will inevitably overpower human autonomy.
I mean...
Many of Kaczynski's observations in the manifesto are true.
Some of his predictions are prescient, and a lot of the grievances are understandable.
It's not hard to find people who are also frustrated with surveillance or sad about
environmental destruction.
At the time of his capture, Time Magazine wrote,
there's a little bit of the unabomber in most of us.
Nowadays, Ted Kaczynski continues to find admirers online,
from teens on TikTok, depressed about climate change,
half ironically saluting Uncle Ted,
to the extreme right mass murderer,
and there's David, who heavily quoted Kaczynski's
industrial society in his own manifesto.
But even if most people can find parts of the manifesto
they agree with, most people are not willing to kill.
Kaczynski knew that most people would be repelled
by his crimes, but committed them anyway.
Those who find the ideas compelling might want to check out Jacques Alain, the thinker whose ideas most inspired the Manifesto.
What?
The philosopher never advocated killing.
They also should check out Ted Kaczynski's diaries.
They laid bare the personal motivations that drove the Unabomber, beyond the Manifesto that was polished for public consumption.
Technological society really did seem to anger Ted, but Ted was also very, very angry, in general.
In his diary, Ted Kaczynski writes that he was happy to kill innocent civilians.
He took pleasure in constant people paying he killed at least nine dogs just because they barked too loud
The deepest pits of hell fire broke I like he belong right there right there with the best of them, bro
Right there at the bottom where the flames are white man
Any he needs to go down where the flames are white
Nigga that's what they do
How the fuck does the fuck that pretends like he give a fuck about the environment that's
living all the way out in nature hate the nature of the animals, not the only animal
that deserves to be slaughtered in cold blood or mosquitoes.
It's the only one.
He hated leftists.
He hated doctors.
He hated women.
He fantasized about- Why he hate women, gay?
That's not even technology, like the niggas mad about technology, bro.
Why does he hate women?
He took pleasure in causing people pain.
He killed at least nine dogs just because they barked too loud.
He hated leftists.
He hated doctors.
He hated women.
He fantasized about killing them just for rejecting him.
rejecting him. He fantasized about killing his neighbors just because they annoyed him,
including a toddler. He condemned technology as sleep.
Hold on, wait. Did Nigga fantasize about killing a baby because it ignored him? Holy smokes.
Hey, you know who he's your autohol responsible to? Nigga, that professor that fucked his
fucking brain up, nigga. I mean, I'm sure this shit came prefucked up, but he did
some fucking up in that study game.
slavery in glorified simpler times that ran on, actual slavery.
What?
Hold on now.
Wait.
Slavery in glorified simpler times that ran on, actual slavery.
Kaczynski wasn't even much of an environmentalist, he made fun of them in his diaries, he littered
proudly, he poached a legality, he logged unprotected lands.
You might get the sense that he only used environmentalism as a post hoc justification
for his murders.
A cynic who identified ecological concerns
HATES WOMEN LOVE SLAVERY FOR KILLING
Those things were written in his diary by some people theorizing diaries made up either
by him to make himself look evil by someone else.
Oh, that's also true too, it almost feels like, I don't know, like income, it doesn't
to match with the whole story.
But to be fair, bro, trying to make sense
of somebody who is not right in the head
is a losing game, bro.
Your framework is based on reality and logic.
He's not living in that same framework.
The rules that you're gonna apply to,
The assumptions you're gonna make, they're all wrong.
That's not the way he thinks.
Unfortunately, he was part of a study
that fucking fried his brain.
It's just crazy, bro.
That's fucked.
That's really fucked, bro.
That's super, super fucked.
All right, let's do it right here.
Now at least I know,
I've heard the name Udebarma so many times.
Now at least I know what the nigga did, bro.
At least I know what the nigga did.
Yo, sleep, you day for the three month rest,
I'm gonna go back to the agency.
He was not right in the head so his ideology
Okay, all right. Yeah, cuz the video I want to react to we might get to it though bro like
Right here. Yeah, this is a steamer right here. Hold on. Would you rather watch this be or do the ready one of two?
I'm beyond since you this high this high choose what videos to react to I watched 10 seconds
I mean, those are fucking crocodiles right here right? Oh, those are tree branches slow your old agent
I'm all alone deep in the jungle reddit mods need time to go through it
They need time to go through it, bro
They're not say that then say that say that. All right, we might cut this up in terms of like
I don't think we're gonna react to the whole thing at once. It's a steamer
But as you guys know one of the places I want to go in next stop is Brazil
If you think I'm not going to the Amazon rainforest, that's your fucking mind
I just want to know what to expect seven days solo survival this is Xander
We watched one of his videos when he was in
the Pacific Northwest camping for five days he was losing the brain up there.
You couldn't pay me money. You couldn't pay me money to touch that water problem.
I'm all alone. The amount of things living in this area.
I've got a way off South America.
Fuck no.
I'm here for seven days surviving on the land. I've got no food, no water,
or any kind of shelter.
This might be one of the most challenging trips I've done today.
Excited to be here.
I have a ton of work to do, so...
let's find a shelter location and get going.
You might get a bit by some instant and start a new disease.
Oh, look! Even the ants look scary.
Following this game trail,
and there's a bit of open brush through here which is kind of nice
it definitely makes it for easier traveling because going through that
it's tough. this jungle is thick and dense and full of life. oh my god it's beautiful
Oh! It is beautiful!
Alright, this is where I just set up my shelter, there's a bit of a clearing through here, other than just some small little sticks,
decent access down to the river below. I think this is Bay of Scam.
I know it's a rainforest, so it probably rains a lot, but man!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh God, it just got harder!
No, no, no, no!
Perfect.
Oh my God. It's like a scene out of a Disney.
Not like that! Not like that!
So many mosquitoes, yeah, that's why you gotta get all your shots.
You gotta get the yellow fever shits.
You gotta get the malaria shits.
Okay, over that. You gotta get all the shits.
Pep A.
Hey hold on now what's going on hold on what the fuck are these pink trees up here and
what makes them so pink I'm fascinated by that why are they standing out like that why
are they taller than all the trees what is that I've never seen a pink tree lower ice
One of the most critical parts of survival is finding a source of water fortunately.
There's an amazing source of water that's here, borruborrub.
Nega, you are not drinking that water.
I was saying, you are not drinking that water, rope in a bag.
But unfortunately, my body can't process the water.
There's probably bacteria and parasites that I'm not used to.
So I treat it with a single drop of iodine.
Wait 15 minutes and then it's good to go.
No it's not.
I don't know anything about science, but I know that's not true.
We struck bamboo!
Hey, what? Where did that come from?
Look, I'm on war, man. Fuck it, bro.
Give me a voter an hour, I'll get dinner for all of us.
Okay Mike, you're not going to rage baby, that's not a fake laugh, bitch.
Every little inch of space here is occupied by life.
Whether it's a plant, an animal, a little insect, just some sort of biology is just completely...
Oh my god, I'd be itchy all over.
Maybe it looks like I'm having an impact here.
This place, it grows back fast.
I'm gonna swim or something.
Hold on tight.
Oh, no, wait, this is probably gotta be massive force fires in this area, right?
Right?
Oh, they're all up in my hair.
What the hell?
We'll hit him.
What the hell?
What is that?
What the hell?
Just like walked over this nest, I guess, and they just swung.
I
At least not very hard, but man that was just not
This is not what you want in your property
What is that?
Spiky wine.
Oh.
Ooh.
Okay.
Huh.
There.
Is he going to use the bamboo to pay us?
I was stupid and I flapped off a skin.
Damn.
Oh, dude.
Nice catch up.
Whoa, what's he going to eat with?
I don't see a cheeseburger.
All patched up.
Ready to go.
Let's keep going.
We got lots of work to go.
Three hours to sunset.
I you know, I'm a real man to chat, you know, I got one of those two in my big camping expedition, man
I got one of those to my big camp as you see that come on now. I'm gonna play with me nigger
I'm a real man
No
I don't think it was.
It is a rusty, toxic day, the humidity is absolutely through the roof.
I am sweaty.
I think you can get in the river is right there.
It's time for me to cool down.
I think if you want to slide your feet and not try to step down, I think it's going to walk in the fucking river.
Oh there are snakes in there Xander, but there could be a reindeer.
It could be snakes in there Xander.
Okay boy anaconda.
Oh that's what he's saying, he doesn't care.
Okay keep on.
We gotta study Xander bro.
We should study him.
Oh, it's beautiful though.
It's so beautiful.
Look at the diversity, bro.
In life.
Look at the type of trees. It's all types.
He is creating a house with bamboo.
Oh, my God.
Yo, bro, this guy got mad.
Or a bro.
Oh my God!
Hey, hey, to all my gay men and women in the chat that are straight, is this not like
softcore porpoise?
It gotta be.
This is like watching a world star twerk compilation.
It gotta be.
My last twerk compilation.
This is like watching a world star twerk compilation.
It gotta be!
My last solo, I didn't feel hungry very much.
I got through the whole first day of feeling full
and the rest of the trip, I was like in ketosis this trip.
I feel like I'm already hungry and I'm kind of at a deficit.
He just built a house in the Amazon rainforest, bro.
Can't you just leave this the roof?
Yo, what in the ad-aboo-dee-dee-dee?
So I thought that the Amazon was going to destroy me, but the real challenge isn't
the rains or the piranha.
I'm just trying to organize 200 tabs of permits, flights, maps, and how to panel a dugout crew.
Hey, what up, Mitt?
Yo, Mitt. Yo, agent, I'm getting my SCCA license in February.
I got my shit right here nigga I got my shit right here I got my shit right here what's
the word man what's the word man I got my shit right here like I haven't even gotten
to my first race yet I haven't even gotten to my first race yet man I'm excited it's
expired. Hold on. No, I think I think it do expire every year.
No, no, I say 2026. We're good.
You got to renew it every year.
Expires next September.
How would bro, did you take a screenshot?
Stop being so nosy, bro.
Stop being so nosy.
Yeah, uh, mid, uh,
did I grab your number?
I got a new phone.
Um, DM me, bro.
DM me, DM me, DM me, DM me.
Well, not exactly a quaint little survival something.
It's a 930-226.
It's a survival.
Y'all still know these!
No, I'm more like a Pulse.
But, uh, looks pretty good.
I was trying to show you my name on the top.
I took...
Eight hours.
You had any three of your recent little back?
You guys want to hear a quick story?
Yes.
I'm quite dehydrated.
I haven't taken a whiz in a while.
I've been drinking water, but oh my god, am I ever sweaty?
I'm dehydrated finally taking a whiz and it's not a good color it's a bit yellow and my head
lamps on and I'm just whizzing in the dark and all of a sudden the night watch comes around
trying to swat it away it lands on my wiener as I'm-
My god
Please tell me you had to chop your dick off man, please bro
Please tell me you did not have to chop your shit off man whizzing I freak out start swatting it while whizzing
swatting it off and
Meanwhile, like I didn't quite stop like completely cut off the stream. I like whizzed all over myself
Am I
I now identify as a spider, excuse me, Luna, he said it's a wasp, right?
So I don't know why you want to be a spider.
Also get off his dick, literally, for real.
Me personally, Chad, I would have cut my stream off, swatted the little nigga, probably
stomping down, and then I would have cooked him for dinner.
Uh, but yeah, I also saw my life flash before my eyes,
so I was, nigga, I'm not going no more.
Marcus, you're not gonna have that problem, bro.
You're not gonna have that problem, Marcus.
You're not as manly as he is, trust me.
We can't do this.
Well, we're not gonna make a shelter
and survive outside, nigga, that would be crazy.
But this is, to me, this is like a sign, you know?
In the rainforest, gang, just put the bottle in your pants.
Boom, sticky dick in the bottle,
pee in the bottle while your dick is covered.
Don't whip your shit out, gang.
Don't whip it out.
That's a setup.
Look, Xander taught us a good lesson, bro.
Pee inside a bottle, inside your pants.
You gotta just bend your shit.
You gotta just bend your shit, bro.
It's obviously, it's like a hose.
It's like a hose.
It's not optimal for flow when you bend it,
but it's okay, bro.
Just don't miss the bottle, bro.
What if it's hard?
It doesn't show up on camera, but I'm showing my light across.
I just see so many little reflections and they're all just eyes.
Yeah, you want a fucking mosquito magnet with that light bro?
What if it curves
So cool there's like I just hit the tree but
Small little fuzzy things run on the tree. What is that?
Different little malls just touch everything. Yeah
stuff is going on all the way up to the top in the canteen.
We're all his Adam Apple formin' right now.
God, that's a beautiful tree.
There's nowhere else like the Amazon.
Alright, there's a reason why I set the shelter up like this,
and I'm gonna show you that.
Shirtless mosquitoes, yeah, okay.
Can someone tell me why he's shirtless?
Is it an air flow thing?
Now look.
Luna lock in.
Luna come on dial in.
Man we just started the video man please dial in.
A bit but let me show you my gear.
Hey show us the gear.
Here we go.
a file knife, leatherman, ferro rod, some paracord, a small canteen, and a little tin pot. I have
a handful of fishing gear, blinds and leaders, that type of thing. I dine for water purification
and I have some cotton which I may or may not use. The cotton emulates the Capeoc
tree which is a local tree that produces a cotton-like substance which helps local
people start firing on it. So this is emulating that. I hope not to use it but I will if I
have to. It's really hard to get a fire going in the Amazon. I also have a bunch of
line and a little fishing spool. This is just a mess of camera equipment
cloths. It's just an absolute mess. In the red box I have more
camera equipment including batteries, cleaners and stuff, charging batteries, and a few extra
goodies.
I have a survival hammock, an emergency pillow, survival coffee, and of course my emergency
crocs.
If you just call your gear survival or emergency gear, it qualifies as survival.
I also have one extra layer and a tripod and things like that.
And of course I have my boom and a few arrows.
And there's also a small little first aid kit.
Now inside of equipment I have a water purifier which is great.
I have water access right there.
I have a Ferrisarium rod which is helpful for me to start a fire.
Though it's super challenging to get a fire to go out here.
So hard to find wood.
So hard to start it because of how humid it is.
and nothing's quite easy out here I also have one more surprise item that I'm
gonna reveal in a couple days surprise item that you know good catch that's
having instincts bro don't that cargo it's very delicate very sensitive and
one little nick on all the millions of things that can get nicked on might
cause it to tear in that case I'm sleeping on the ground in the jungle
which is not fun.
I don't know.
All right, time to get out of the jungle boots
and to the emergency crocs.
Super important to try out your feet in the jungle
jungle because uh trench foot's a real thing. Same with uh foot fungus also a real thing.
So staying on top of ew ew ew. I've done it in the past though there are scorpions,
spiders, and bullet ants. A bite from what I love would be that's fun.
Road took off clothes in the Amazon rainforest.
I hope that that way in which we find out how well it deals with water doesn't happen
tonight.
Cause I like to sleep in the morning that's going to be the priority.
Get the fire going and then we're going to get going on.
I'm just saying he got hella lights.
Everybody know mosquitoes is, they love lights.
They make love to light, so they're gonna show up to his part of the rainforest, and they're
gonna bite him.
No chance he doesn't get bit of time today.
Bro, when I, bro, I've went to sleep woken up with like 20 mosquito bites, and I've never
slept outside.
So he's probably gonna wake up to approximately 250, and it's gonna be the same mosquito
is just running up a fucking lick on this nigga.
and we need all the colors
Maybe he wants to get bit
But for now, sleep
So we'll keep you guys up if anything happens
Bed bugs? No it wasn't bed bugs
It was camping, fucking bozo
But I'm camping
It's not bed bugs
I can't sleep
I believe they're not cold enough that
I start shivering
Even if the hammock makes it even worse
because there's a lot of airflow underneath me
You know, when I'm just sitting there, I'm good,
but when I'm laying there trying to fall asleep,
it's, uh...
Yeah, it's not good.
Anyway, so I'm gonna collect some firewood
and then maybe try to start a fire.
Luna.
Luna gotta be keyed for a second to counter some slid.
Oh my God, that was so cool.
Got the fire going, it's sparking a little bit which is a little concerning, cause one
little spark on this nylon henna and there's me, no more henna, so I'm going to stay up
a little bit, let the fire burn down so the big logs are smoldering and then I'll
I don't know what the heck.
Yeah, that's a good plan.
No way he built that whole crib in a day.
No chance.
Oh my god, he's cute.
Oh my god.
He's cute.
I
Didn't fucking buy a walmart it was like an expensive hot tent bro
It was mad expensive. You won't believe how fucking expensive it is
Getting the fire going was the right call kept me nice and toasty on my backside in bottom
Once you find dry wood is incredible it's hot this dense hardwood
So these logs blasted me all night and they will last me a few more hours
I'll have to get firewood and almost a fly on your shoulder game as my first task for the day
and then gonna get into the sedition and bunch of other things
But uh, you know the woods great fire kept going I slept a little bit
And I'm in the jungle the Amazon jungle it's absolutely beautiful
So like it is good right this is still burning
I can't fire closing for my fashion shoots
Oh God is beautiful, huh? Wow
Every time hey, bro, you can use it just every time it's some nasty shit happen a tick is on him something like that
Just show me nature again, bro. It's gonna it's gonna lock me back in
You still want to go hell yeah, I'm gonna wear a shirt and a ski mask and socks and shoes
That's how the alpha gal game if I ever get that alpha gal shit
Don't piss me off I love food way too much, bro
What is that don't say food game let's copy
And he's throwing it with a stick the same stick
He told me he had bacteria in it.
The same state he told me he had bacteria in it.
But before all that, I'm gonna grab a bite to eat, and I have an idea.
The first coffee.
Because, uh, this mug might as well say,
Don't make me survive till I've had my morning coffee.
Oh, God, it's so old, so old, so beautiful!
Your tweaks, Grizzly, they can resettle back to the A to Z.
I think I've burnt a little hole in the sleeping room.
How's that possible?
Which, uh, not good.
I have a little bit of tape that I keep with my camera
camera just to pair stuff.
So that mugs on his classic breath.
I'd be devastated if I lost the hammock.
It is, um, I could use my leg,
but I'd break the little piece off,
heated up, activated the glue,
getting a real nasty sticky like.
We can repair a hammock?
She's ultimately, if I lose this hammock,
it'll be devastating.
I don't wanna build beds, I don't wanna sleep on the ground.
I don't wanna sleep on the ground
with the bullet ants and scorpions.
There's a hole I'm saying,
so I'm gonna try to keep this thing around.
All right, let's go look for some food.
Just a bunch of trees, by the way.
Look, the thing, green and yellow are the best colors, okay?
Green signifies life.
Any area you see a lot of green,
there's a ton of living organisms there.
It's small, medium, large, all types of prey and predators.
Okay?
Yellow?
Well, the sun lit yellow from where we're at, okay?
It's really a ball of fire,
but that helps give this life, like that's the source.
And blue, blue needs to be avoided at all costs.
We do not investigate, we do not explore.
We don't do anything regarding the ocean, my nigga.
We leave the ocean alone.
We leave the ocean alone, bro.
Since we're through, oh my God, it's sweet.
It's like perfectly ripe.
Oh my God, I just wanted to borrow it.
So sweet and delicious.
I'm gonna bring this back to camp
and put a little bit of my mouth.
It's the I-threaded rocket, tell me how to pick this up and spin it.
I might swallow a little bit, and then I might eat it, if all goes well.
Alright, this here is the cook-rate tree.
It drops these little coconut seed things that are going to be highly useful for me.
What was that?
I'm going to collect a bunch of these and then I'm going to show you what's inside.
I've seen those before!
We can get the kukrate nuts from the kukrate tree and inside them is usually a surprise.
Let me show you what that is.
It's a kukrate grub.
There's a beetle in this area that comes around and drills a little hole in these kukrate nuts
and lays a little larvae in there and that larvae grows up to be this grub
And this grub eats the coconut like nuts on the inside and then wait comes a tail wait
It might not be safe saying so this grub has been that is fucking disgusting, bro
I thought it was good. I thought it was gonna be like peanuts
Ging
Look
Eating the cut great nut, which is a delicious nut therefore
The grub is quite delicious
buttery kind of I don't trust his taste buds though, but I think it's worth it now
That's not bad it kind of tastes like coconut except it's up. Yeah. Well that cut great grub was quite delicious
It's not quite fully a meal. I'm gonna look for a meal around here, and I think I see one
Bro, how does this thing happen?
Come on now.
You mean to tell me this turtle has to fend off against autumn ants and spiders and venomous snakes and all type of scorpions?
He has to fight for his life now that they're on the ground?
All by himself?
Okay, it looks like I found my first meal of the trip. It's just all the way up the
top. Oh, I thought you were gonna eat the turtle. Oh my God. I should not do that.
Hey, boss-a, come on, man. Turtle, brother, please.
This is the heart of palm, which is quite edible.
Look at the color in it.
It's like a piece of cheese.
And it actually tastes like it, too.
In no way whatsoever.
It tastes like some sort of bland vegetable.
Oh.
I thought this nigga discovered some natural tsastery.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la.
I'm gonna collect a few of these,
and then I'm gonna take them back to camp
and get on Phase 2 of Day 2
in the Jungle of Guyana.
Guyana.
I got three for now, that'll have to do. The reason why I'm going to carry them back
like this is because they will preserve like this. If I take it out, it'll start to rock
quite quickly.
These fish are these harvesters are yoyoyoy and they have really great properties for making
fish and kit with.
You can identify it by the smell.
It's very distinct from anything else here.
Right.
right right right right
hey about swimming in the amazon is that there's piranhas in these waters
usually they don't go for humans
jeez
you don't want to step down how do you want to slide your feet
so it's not step on them
maybe you can scare them away but maybe that's a learning caveman i don't know
What a big animal that? That's a good question!
I'm gonna give it a double check at all, if there's anything in the water.
He won't hold much straight in there.
He gives me anxiety.
I was gonna set myself the task of going to get firewood right now.
There's a really really nice piece, but it's kind of a bit far and...
I'm hidden in some brush. I don't know how to get there conveniently, so maybe I'll do that later, but for now
I have all of this vine right here, which is just such a blessing. It just turned out to be such good firewood
I'm burning some right now
I had these pieces those two in this big guy and they're burning well. I collected some here
I think that's more than enough for the night
You know, it seems like very soft wood, but it's burning slow enough
I think it'll last me the night.
So is that coffee cooking?
Another one.
So easy to get splinters here.
I want to get right through here.
Look at that.
That one.
Yo, L and A,
appreciate the fog gifted subs!
Love you.
Appreciate you going.
So, talk to you.
I'm going to go get some water.
What do you say to go on?
So it sounds like there's a big storm moving in?
I wonder if it's going to hit us.
You're lying.
Well, that makes sense.
He's going to rain for us.
You really hear the thunder.
All right.
Is that roof going to protect us from this rain?
Awesome finds.
I have so much firewood right next to camp.
That's so good.
Honestly that manacle has
Helped me tremendously. I am like David 17 months not 30 minutes ago, and I'm sure to feel human again. I
Can even like sense it in my own voice
You know this one
Our problem, this is my second consecutive survival video in a row
So I don't know if I gave my body enough time to bounce back
I definitely did not gain
extra weight I got all the weight back that I had lost but yeah cuz he barely
needs bro bro I'm just like five hundred calories a day is no way I'm at a
deficit right in any case moving slow but that's okay because moving slow is
not a bad thing here's what I got in that little fishing container I got a
little bit of line some wire hooks weights leaders bunch of different sizes
of hooks
So that rain finally rolled in and it's been coming down here for about three minutes.
Egress, thank you for the honor of being here.
It's going to be a thick so it has yet to reach the ground, you can hear it, can't
hear it yet.
These are the kukrate grubs from earlier?
Oh brother, come on man, there's no point bro, there's like no caliber.
I got some bait. Let's go, Bishop. They're alive?
Oh my god. Wow.
And...
That was fishing fries on a fucking stick!
Fish!
What?!
What?! What is that? A microfish?!
Fish!
Okay.
It's almost comically small.
He's not right.
Alright, got enough bait, I'm gonna try casting, see if I can get to anything.
God, that's so cool.
I have a rip- I have a rip- WOOOOO!
Come on, that's a vanguard.
Yeah boy!
So sick
Bigger until I got close to the can
These are little appetizers baby. These are like little appetizers. I wouldn't
Oh my, that's one of the coolest things.
You made that look so fucking easy.
You made that look so easy.
The yellow thing that I took a little bit of earlier is not giving me any issues
whatsoever I've been snacking on here and I think this is Baramelli if I
remember correctly it's a little local fruit and honestly it's a really tasty
it's so sweet
Okay, let's get into it.
Okay.
Man, no seasoning. I know it tastes like nothing.
Yo, Azizi, take me to 60-month resale.
That's great. That's great.
I'll be honest, sometimes when I'm eating refish, when I'm on, uh,
Trump-Glenn Zoom survival challenges,
it's hard for me to put the fish down.
I find some of them kind of gross.
But this piranha...
It is a piranha.
And all the other fish I've tried in the Amazon have been so good.
Is he a piranha?
I didn't even know it was a piranha.
Maybe it was seasoned.
Mind-boggling.
Yo, look at the carcass.
And I still have this piranha filet.
Oh, this piranha tastes good.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
I was just clearing out a path down there which is a little lower and then most of the
I got probably about 10 to 15 stings all around that's not good
My first instinct was to just run away and then of course I saw the fire and the smoke and I
Got myself into the smoke of the fire. I remember when I was in Tanzania hanging up the hazard tribe
They're collecting honey from this beehive. They're using smoke to calm the bees. That's a very common practice
but when the hives that were like overwhelmed with the bees
they would just push it by the fire and sit in the smoke
and that seemed to be refuge for them
and so as soon as they saw the fire and the smoke
I just dove right in into the smoke that is
and they seemed to have stopped
maybe it was just that little area where they were being aggressive
but that was brutal
look at it here, it's kind of not
He just casually got stung by 15 fucking bees
That's my nightmare.
Super extensive.
Things that you have.
Happy pens.
And anti-history.
So I'm going to take one right now.
Just because I don't want my body to...
Just all from this.
I can't believe there's one guy doing this.
There's no cameraman, no camera operator.
He just gets on his fucking head, sits on his butt,
opens up his drone and starts shooting cinema.
He gets off his drone and does some cool like eats a piranha.
He cooks and eats a piranha.
I went to go grab my machete and I couldn't find it.
I was in a holster and I realized that I must have thrown it.
When I was getting stung by the bees.
I cleared it out and I got stung around here.
Okay, I would like to say don't chat
These are wasps. They're not bees, bro
Don't bees are adorable like
look at this little nigga man look at all look at these cute guys man they
wouldn't they wouldn't hurt a fly look look at his smile
They're so cute look
Look at them fucking
Okay, now wasps that's a different story these these fucks are just disgusting bro, they they ought to be slaughtered dude
All right. Well, let's not say that they do have a purpose
Hornets gotta go the these motherfuckers bro. I
I'll say this, I'm not afraid of a wasp, although I'll run.
I'm afraid of hornets, bro.
They don't even make any noise.
So it's just that you don't know they're there.
And I feel like you're getting stung in the mouth
and the throat, bad news.
Ooh, toad!
What is that?
What was that?
Be fucking serious.
Hey if you hit anything with a bone air at night time man.
What was that?
I was pointing in the spot.
Alright, I put that data I just caught on a line a little bit further out into the water.
Let's see if I can catch anything.
Oh my god.
This is the moment I've been waiting for in the video.
The fucking spiders.
Dude, look at the art on his butt, man.
or his head, they look the same.
That is beautiful! Look at its fuzzy little legs!
Then the fuzz stops right here.
You can still see some of the hairs.
Wow!
Would you touch it? Fuck no. I would never touch any animal in Amazon, ever.
From day to day I feel completely alive.
I don't know which ones are poisonous, some preventive.
I'm gonna jump about just put me at ease.
I don't know what it is.
But, starting to get food in my belly.
And, it's exciting for the rest of the body.
I brought 150 calories of piranha.
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey, oh, that's in his face.
So I just keep going at this pace.
And this altitude, things are gonna be good.
I
Then bed smaller spiders the one thing happens in the name of now. I'll see you tomorrow
Oh, yeah, I also have a
To show you guys. Yeah. Yeah
He sure
game
I can't hate on niggas
No, I can't say what I sounded gay
I'm a big game changer.
And by a bet, I mean a big game changer.
So, I'm looking forward to that.
She gets to come on.
If I was 10% body fat,
I would sell all my tissues, too.
You sound gay saying you can't say something too gay.
This is like how it comes.
See look now he's drinking that Amazon River water.
Can't do it.
I slept great.
He looks like a arc raider.
No troubles in the night.
Right.
You just had to soak the fire by the night.
What?
What's up with the styling choices?
Burn through the night and also burn through my room
Don't don't tell me that's what I think it is don't tell me that's
So lucky just two Jaguar
And they're smelling all around the area where I'm fishing this way
I might get the scent of all the fish that I had perched up that I was using his feet
That's super cool
Something up the bait
You really think you do this? No, I can't do any of this. That's why I'm watching him do it, right?
It's like watching Summit 1g play video games. I know I can't do it
That's why I watch it
Coffee is an absolute life saver out here. Total hack.
He brought coffee but didn't bring water.
And it's easier.
Next time I'll just bring 7 days worth of rations in the shelter.
And, uh, there's some coffee.
Look, coffee tastes too bitter for me,
and the ones that taste better got too much sugar.
Yo, hold on.
There was a place when I was in New Orleans.
It was like some...
I don't know if it was Dubai.
It might have been Dubai.
But it was like some, like, Middle Eastern coffee spot.
And they had some tech, all right?
The nigga brought me in the store. They had some tech.
I still gotta figure out how he did that, bro.
I gotta recreate that over here.
It was a 40 calorie beverage. It tastes the good of shit. Okay sweet as fuck
It had the taste of coffee, but tasted sweet, but only had 40 calories and no sugar
They figured something out over there, bro
You Ethiopian why you hate coffee? It's bitter. It's bitter. What does that mean? What do I mean?
I'm from Ethiopia. I gotta like coffee good, especially Ethiopian coffee
That's like the bitterest kind of coffee the black coffee, but away my grandma be drinking it
Oh, I don't know how she does it man. I'm the opposite. I like sweet things man
I like things that taste like sugar and diabetes.
Honey, honey, honey.
No, but honey would have sugar and calories.
This is a scale model and exact replica
and reenactment of my circumcision.
What?
Yes.
Xander.
Zander
Well, it's that time of the trip where you finish all that jungle cheese string have your morning survival coffee and
Things are brewing
It's time to take a morning number two in the jungle
So grab yourself a leaf and find yourself a nice
Marina, do you want a business?
So in order to take a poop in the jungle, you want to find yourself a nice spot where
you probably won't walk again because walking through your own instrument is just not it.
Trust me, I wouldn't know, but you can imagine.
In any case, find yourself a nice place, give yourself a nice power squat after you
pull down your pants and let it go.
Okay, I'm gonna keep glazing him gang his ankle mobility is fucking elites
Look how deep he goes in this squat
Right. No powerlifting shoes
Right. There's no there's no there's nothing. There's nothing lifting his ankles here
Just did the deepest the squat can go man like butt to the ground
It's fucking impressive, man
They're a rip. Use a leaf that you're familiar with that you've been handling because if you use something that
causes irritation
You're doing for a bad day.
So squat, put your pants down, let it rip,
and let the jungle be those bugs, ants, and all that.
Enjoy your deposit.
Yo, Mob D, thank you for the tan, get the subs.
W Mob D.
You're just unathletic.
Okay, it's a mobility thing. It's not an athleticism thing. Set up my be
Now you could tell he's really shitting because his face went red. Yo, that's like a that's like a nerf
We don't talk about enough white people like you could literally tell when they're guilty, bro
You could tell because if their face goes tomato like if Jake ever tried lying to me immediately
I'd be able to tell Jake you just told a lie, bro. Your face went red. That's a crazy nerf
MobbD with another 10 gift of subs.
W MobbD, I appreciate you, why show us?
This is a bad pause, I was just thinking MobbD, am I not allowed to thank somebody for
gifting 20 sounds or what
last step is to find the way to deal with a contested and get them sold
you're all nice and clean you could get into the daddy and clean up that way but
I find that all the baitfish like to have their way with all the reasons of your
box.
Well I just joined in to, again I just enjoyed the show, don't ask too many questions,
again go up, and I appreciate you bro.
So yeah, be a little careful when you're exposing all your private areas around the
nibblers of the Amazonian rivers.
In any case, I hope you guys enjoyed those poop tips, if you did leave a like, maybe
subscribe for more poop tips in the future.
just explain that pink tree to me bro what's the story behind that tree what's the fucking
story
I opened up a bit of a hole here kind of shriveled a lot of the leaves and while it is the
dry season here in the park
Mom D. Monica. That's 50 total subs
Like yo Danny, they were 30 mother we sub
Mom he said it's pearl a head
How might how might not get any gifts
I don't know, I don't know what to tell you, bro.
You have bad luck, money.
Pick trees in Amazon, usually known for specific species
like the trumpet tree, known for vibrant pink blooms
covering its canopy during dry seasons
of the massive sacred capric,
which produces pinkish, whitish flowers, African bats.
Huh.
You know in Atlanta sometimes trees turn purple,
but it's like a cancer and it kills a tree.
What doesn't kill a tree, but it kills all the leaves
and then the leaves have to regrow.
And if you're near a tree that has the cancer,
you get it too, and it kills that tree.
So there'll be patches of trees that go purple,
and it looks beautiful, but the trees are dying.
But I figured that's not what I was seeing here though.
I don't know what the word of,
whether it is probably some sort of tree condition
we don't know about.
Or the world.
It still rains as you guys saw on the first day
I came out here.
So I'm gonna have to hide this.
Like the trees go alive,
it just has to regrow the leaves.
So let's do that first let me show you the surprise
Check it out. This is my dugout canoe made locally and it is a thing of beauty
It's made out of a single trunk of a tree.
It's going to change the game completely having this vessel.
It's going to allow me access to better fishing spots and just get around a little easier
on the river.
But what's changing is I'm not getting help getting out of here.
I'm going to be paddling out of here.
So I change things completely.
How many of you knew I had a boat?
Raise your hand.
Not me.
I had no idea.
Is that obvious?
I'm sure if you guys checked my Instagram out, you would have seen I had a boat.
Well, before this video was even out.
So, go follow me on Instagram.
And you'll get up to date...
Oh, no, my Burmy!
You'll get up to date info on all the cool things I'm up to.
It was in his inventory.
Yo, Ma, oh, ah, baby.
Come on, gang.
All right, bro.
We're gonna get the 50 subs and some dope, man.
Yo, bro.
Ma, I appreciate you, nigga.
W fucking man's, bro.
10, 10, 10, 20.
Little piranhas.
Those gotta be little big piranhas, right?
Real question is how we charge these cameras.
I know let's talk about it bro. Canada confiscated a couple of my a couple of my batteries
I literally want you to understand something real quick China
Let us do with all our batteries
Canada confiscated China
We had a easier we had a easier time in the Chinese
EES! Airports and the fucking Canadian ones.
Oh, there's a voltage limit.
A bitch!
It's a fucking battery!
Anyway, rain's over.
They needed it at work.
The battery's like 500 each, bro.
Hey, this is not cheap.
I can't tell if he's having fun.
No snake encounters now, not yet.
We see if some otters...
Oh!
Fish in the boat! Yeah baby!
Woo!
Whoa!
Okay, now it's a fish in the boat.
Meeeeee!
Hold on now, is that a big baby?
Is that a big adult piranha?
Meeeeee!
Woo!
Ha ha!
Oh my god.
Freaky looking thing.
I believe that fish is called a Haimara vampire fish.
I'm hoping for catfish.
The Dalu or the tiger catfish.
Nope.
Oh, Sam, I piranha my teeth.
Keep us laying.
A lot of old things would have one year
we'd still have a bag.
So I'm looking forward to eating a new fish.
Chill, Xander.
Xander, chill.
chill dander
you don't want to lose
that thing is big
that is a big piranha
i run out of piranha
I think we get these guys on the grill.
Let's do it.
They don't have salmon?
Where's the trout, nigga?
Is there tilapia in this river?
It's just piranhas?
Woo!
Life's good.
So Ron is like the fatter one, the wider one.
What's this?
Look at this teeth.
This takes like a little better.
Look at this teeth.
It's like a sabre tooth tiger with the teeth.
Look at this swoon balladder.
Hold on.
Tilapia is man-made?
I don't know.
No, it's real naturally occurring fish native to Africa.
Am I dumb?
A fish's name, eh?
What is that?
Ew.
I don't know why I fell for that bro, I'm sorry, I'll swing Bladder.
If I ever did something, this would be for me still much more.
Scraping bark off for the barbecue.
So that looks satisfying.
That was a lot of work, but I'm going to go for a swim because I deserve it.
I'm gonna say.
You know, after being with
the pieces.
Oh, the nipples are coming at me. Oh!
If it's good, we'll react to it later.
It was not one of our business.
It was relevant.
We'll react to it later.
You know, we'll get that too.
Honestly, it was
super awesome day. I've been
super relaxed. Just chilling.
I don't think but a seven-month recess of the bay park just hanging out you know how to fish absolutely not it's like a combination of lazy and
At peace
I thought the niggas naked for a second I got two fish. I thought the niggas was naked for a second any minute now
The life is good
The roof is really opening up the fire is created in skylight
Bet you wanted it. No, I wouldn't I would get man if he was naked. I would have gotten bang
Thanks mom appreciate that bro don't let lunacy
I
Almost have to redo it so I might just appreciate your mom. Thanks, man
Rose calling himself lazy while I'm in bed watching him survive in a fucking Amazon rainforest
Anyways, I think the fish is ready. Let's get into it. Yeah
Damn.
Ooh.
Juicy.
The first taste of barbecued haimara.
Yeah, his immune system genuinely has to be attained.
It has to be, bro.
Yeah, it's good.
This is the most I've seen of meat though.
Hey Chad, how do they remove the bones from fish before I buy it at the grocery store?
Woo!
Welcome back, 35 months.
Is Luna a freak?
She I think would have been quiet in the check. I know what she's up to right now
You know, she's um relaxed often. I catch myself
Dreaming of all the foods I'm gonna eat back home and
She's not motivating at all
Watch fish leg it's called the bone working harder
Hey, G-Home, we appreciate the fucking five gift-a-subs, man!
May catch fish without bones. Okay, I'm not that dumb, dickface.
I'm not that fucking dumb. Shout out, G-Home, we appreciate the five gift-a-subs, my boy.
You know, when I focus on how delicious the food out here is going to be, that motivates me.
Nah, with the five gift-a-subs! Yeah!
Appreciate it, man.
man makes me just want to wait up to time appreciate you now I'm quite halfway
through this trip and I'll be out of here I'm really excellent
and I'll be at home in my bed with all the comforts that can wait it's just
crazy that he pops out you're all my oh my god grill toast with a fucking
That's totally nice.
Really?
Thanks, man.
And being present in this location is just...
These toes? Appreciate that, bro.
Something else.
This is an amazing place to be.
This is the best I've ever seen of me.
You know what I started feeling really positive once I got all this food in my stomach?
If I eat that prawn right now, I'm gonna be stuffed.
So I'll save that for later.
As long as they keep that thing smoking on there, it should be good.
Definitely.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.
Look, I don't know much about this forest chat, but I do know if I was a hungry animal and
I smelled a delicious toasty piranha, I would be in your campsite eating that shit
before you get a chance to one again.
And I don't know what else they have there, bro.
We've seen the otters.
Autos are adorable. They've never touched anybody.
They're not dangerous in any way whatsoever.
They're cute.
But imagine...
Just imagine...
If a tiger showed up.
I don't know if they have tigers here, but, you know, just...
Would you eat otter? Never in my life.
And if I found out any of you guys ate otter, I would ban you.
Yeah, I'm trying to lose my voice for a little bit, I am.
You know what?
Others are predators?
No, they're cute.
I just saw a throat and I've just been coughing all day and it's getting worse.
Jaguar?
Oh, cool!
I don't know if you can see all the hunders of eyes, don't you?
Others are one of the worst things out there.
Dude, you're adorable.
What are you talking about?
Well, that's it for me.
Here we go.
There's less fish tonight and more mobs flying in my face.
Which is a good combination for me to want to go to bed earlier.
Hey, the wasp stage is really quite away already.
That was quick. That was like two days.
We're gonna enjoy that first thing in the morning.
South American giant otters.
I
Can't my pants up drive them out as much as possible
Mosey up sweet damn it. We're gonna get to a colder
and put more leaves on
needed
Last night I slept so well. I can't believe that
Me too. Oh, no
What no no no no
Okay
If this is me, I would have to burn the whole place down
And chat already confirmed. There's no forest fires place too wet. I would just get to lighting
I would I would run and burn everything down behind me, bro
Straight arson. I have no choice. That's enough for me. I don't know what that is, but it's too big
It's probably not even that dangerous
Uh-oh, you're gonna have me fucking up your roof, gang.
Why now? Why me? Why now? Why me? No!
I'm gonna be sleeping with my machete real close tonight. I hate cockroaches.
He's just insane at like there's no protection from the outside bro if if a
the Jaguar wanted to pull up and modernize his sleep.
It could!
Like Ham, date with a six-month resell.
Done.
Here's mine.
Thanks.
God, that's...
life.
Good morning, everyone. I had a rough night. It feels like the infection's kind of like moving down my throat.
Infection? Infection?
It's not hard to breathe, but...
Infection?
You know, I'm like quite engrossy.
Is this how much is thrown?
I don't know much about being sick.
It could just be a cold. It could be something more serious.
Anyway, they'll probably be spending a lot of the day in the hammock there.
To see if I can recover a little bit.
All this hope for the fire is like smoke. They're crazy
At least you got some food for today
Or does that bottle make that sound
I
Torezzo David a son for God David 30 months
This is not a bad place to be sick lots of fresh air
scenery it's the worst place to be safe bro
Greenery is the worst place to say coffee
We should do a tragic low thank you for five gift a sub snigger
Preach a few of the five tragic nothing like slow cook smoky dumb little prime to start your morning. No, that's right
I found one but it's auto in Ohio the one that was here in Atlanta got sold
Hey, both anybody selling a speck e46. Can you please hit me up, bro?
I do not want to fly to Ohio to buy a BMW bro. I don't all right
Please bro, please road trip. No. No, that's not even like a fun place to road trip to
But is there something interesting on the route from Atlanta to Ohio? I need to know about
I
Smoking and grilling the meat
Kind of like steaming it
But this wet this method just preserves it, which is nice. So I could cook this over an aid
Still good in the morning
Now that actually did look good though. Wow. Look at that skeleton. Skeleton of a Piranha.
Oh it's past noon. I've just been laying in the hammock all day. It's been wonderful, but I'm not feeling up to do anything
I'm feeling a little better, but
Still coughing up a lot of me. Did you bring date quote?
I hope that it's just from sleeping in the smoke of that weird vine the last three nights.
I mean, I did start feeling it in my throat on the morning of day three.
And then yesterday or this morning got got worse.
So yeah, a lot of like white and white, yellowy mucus from deep down in my body.
Plan is to just go catch some fish, take it easy and hopefully fill my belly with
with food and water and maybe that's the cure-all.
Dave, he looks miserable, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, when my throat hurts,
when I get a cold and shit, I have no energy.
I
He's not here.
Oh, there's...
Yeah, nigga, not him, fuck!
What is that? Another 20 seconds?
Oh, it's a...
a...
What is that? Another piranha?
Well, nah, that's not different.
That's not different.
It's easy. It's easy, yeah.
Whoa!
Oh!
Yo, that fish is an athlete!
Two shades of fish.
What a hottie!
The fish is in the boat.
That one's in the boat, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
No!
Imagine a sander in mighty as youngblood
Lord of the jungle, grant me one more fish
for I have not eaten since breakfast
and I do enjoy your fishes
Youngblood, youngblood would be in the water right now
Right now with his hands on a fish from my face.
Ah!
No!
Stop!
No!
Oh, OK.
Fish in the boat.
Oh, god, he's off the hook.
Ah!
Woo!
Oh, fish in the boat.
That's good.
Thank god.
Awesome.
You can tell he's tired.
Usually you would stay in it and you'd taste some more.
All right, let's get this fish on the grid.
That's fucking disgusting, by the way.
I'm making that face. This is my natural reaction to seeing the fish get fucked in the back. What should we do?
Fish on a hook on a string and I'm gonna test this string.
You're just not a man. You never clean the fish.
No, no, and you're not gonna make what are you gonna shame me? No, no, I get my fish at Kroger, buddy. I
I don't have to gut it at Kroger. It comes pre in fact the bitch don't even got bones in it. I
Don't know how
It must be that man made fish the other guy was talking about
It's one old morning, if I'm feeling better, I'm gonna move on and start making my way
out of here.
If I'm not feeling good, and feeling worse, I'm gonna post up till rescue.
Rescue?
I'm out here for seven days, no matter what, baby.
You can't have soft hands, soft thighs.
Can't take you away from the dumb one.
Come on.
Not on my watch.
Rescue, that's a scary word, you know.
Very scary word.
All right, I'm going to give you half now, and I'm going to give you half for the worms, because, uh, me, breakfast.
Looks pretty good.
We love sautéing.
I've been pretty good this trip. I haven't been obsessing about all the foods that I'm going to eat when I get home.
I think I've been pretty present, and I've been fortunate enough to catch them.
to catch them. There's too many bones. There's a lot of
evidence. It's too much evidence. I've been in the
very bed and it's helped immensely. Time's flying by. I
reduce the amount of energy to three. I'm actually sick. I
got this like three a year ago.
Yeah, I mean, mind you, it will be nice to get home. Hang out
with my lovely girlfriend. You gotta eat the
Bro, I can eat foods.
Not that it matters to me, but I thought the nigga was just
alone or some shit, because that makes a lot more sense
why he travels to play a week in Amazon Rainforest.
Why not bring the girlfriend?
Agent's jealous now.
No, no, I'm saying why not just bring her the same way
outdoor boys bring his son sometimes, or his wife sometimes,
stuff like that.
I'm not disappointed, bro.
Listen to what I'm saying. You guys are jumping to conclusions. She won't survive. She has him
What?
Right chicken sandwich
But I don't have to wait because we saw a few days here
Three nights down
here at the same time, so still a big adventure ahead.
Oh man.
That's an assumption.
Very good.
I feel a lot better, my throat's clearing up,
I'm not coughing nearly as much,
no more mucus, so I think it's because of the smoke
from this strange vine that I was just breathing
in the last two nights.
So, feel a lot better, the smoke's moving away
I put my hands back under the shelter because it's just a little bit more cozy.
But I feel like I'm going to be moving out tomorrow.
I'm going to try to make my way out of here.
I'm going to spend two nights on the river, two days of paddling.
It's going to be a totally different ball game.
No more comfort of lounging around and fishing from shore
and having a permanent shelter.
I have to head out of here and start over again.
I'm gonna have my Yari-Yari rod and my barbecue,
but other than that, just-
Why? Why does he have to do that?
The things I came in here with.
But I'm gonna save that for tomorrow.
But I'm just gonna go to bed, so see you guys tomorrow.
Where does he get clean water and gank?
He's just grabbing it from the river
and putting a drop of fucking iodine in it
and then sip and shit.
There's no way that's clean.
Like scientifically, I'm sure, theoretically,
might be a ways clean but none of us are thinking it. Straight on.
Well good morning everyone. You are a cat, take it or we sub.
I just compulsely... What?
Tossed it and turned in and the sun's finally up so that's kind of nice.
But anyways we're up so we're gonna eat this fish, have coffee and get ready to head
out on the road and by the road I mean the river.
Small take it or we sub! He's out!
A little more than that.
Fresh fish.
Again.
Really beautiful.
What happened to this?
Hey, good bye, Shelter here.
Goodbye, beautiful jungle area.
And it's been good.
But time to take to the water and head on out of here.
Is he leaving by full?
Why does he do everything the hardest we possible?
Go!
Look, does he know where he's going?
They got Google Maps out there?
That's terrifying.
Yeah, I'm the River Blood.
It's a river? I know, but what's the destination, Digface?
It's funny because I just remembered I think it's not good to burn vines because they
can be toxic.
They've been burning them for three nights now.
I'm sure there's like a handful of you guys who are always going to go to the extraction
site.
Okay.
There's such a good pile of wood right there.
It was so easy to burn.
It was so easy to do.
See, I think there was some.
Chilling out the shade, just enjoying being in the boat.
I had this boat commissioned by some local indigenous
guy at ease.
And I facilitated that through my buddy Anders Anderson.
He runs a company down here called The Wildtales.
His name is Ederson.
Ederson Company.
Last year, he trained me up for my video then.
And this year, we're working together again.
We have a chocolate thunder.
Thank you for the five gifted fucking subs.
Appreciate the five gifted subs.
Guys, this is a big snake they got in their hands.
He trained me up for my video then.
And this year, we're working together again.
We were hanging out for a couple days, just getting refreshed before I came out here for my solo.
He's a quite the dude. Love the guy. Super good at organizing and planning and very knowledgeable of the area.
He's got a wicked team that worked with him.
You guys are looking to do anything like this, including learning the skills needed to be out in this environment.
And then getting put to the test in pretty much the same way as this, maybe for a bit shorter of a time.
We're checking Anders out. A Wild Tails.
He's talking to me!
Anderson, Anderson. Roger that.
10-4.
What happened?
I just need to play a
Temple Run, man.
Subway server. Yo, Professor Jay, thank you for the five gift subs. W gifts in the chat.
Professor Jay IX. Mommy Chill, thank you for the one-year resub.
Well, there's no chance I'm getting out today. So the plan is to find a nice spot to set up a
shelter and have a fire. I think those are my priorities, but why is he switching locations?
Just for the plop.
Sounds pretty nice.
So I'm going to try to get a fish, get a shelter up, and have a fire tonight.
Like that requires me finding a nice location.
The plan tomorrow is to just paddle as far as I can because I want to get myself in
a nice comfortable position to be able to get out on day seven.
But now let's start thinking about set up a camp and get in a fire going
I said like a cool little spot
Before
That's right now, so this is completely a side plane.
I'm going to keep moving, but there's some nice dry tender here.
Ooh, even our suspicious.
I'd be surprised if I could keep this dry all the way to my next camp, but might as well try.
We'll just put it in your pants.
Ah, pretty little spot.
Little bit of fire over here.
This is the spot.
There's the paper trail.
Not here.
Perfect.
Where are you taking me, buddy?
Oh, that's that big game trail.
Oh, wow.
What am I gonna catch here?
Hey, Mick.
I'm gonna play.
Shelter?
We'll see.
Not my focus.
Oh, no, not a game, bro.
Come on, gang!
He's gonna eat it.
If you got it on camera, he's gonna eat it, bro.
Okay, I think I got all the firewood I need for the night.
I just need to get some twigs.
But back in the week, I'm gonna get the fire going quick, yeah, I'm gonna jump in the water, and then lay in my hammock for a while, and pooch.
This is nice, there's rocks here, this is great.
Oh, nibblers! Lots, lots of nibblers. Oh, a lot of nibblers in here. They're coming to nibbles.
I'm gonna take a 30 minute break and then I'm gonna go fishing after I get the fire going.
So I can come back, grill out the fish.
I might based on the weather and how things have been I might not put up a shelter
I focus on filling my belly
I'll have so much energy that I can just
Keep warm by doing push-ups all night
What a fucking game plan. That's exactly what I was thinking. That's what I should have done is correct push-ups
That'll do.
Push up the tent maybe?
So unfortunately, the big long-dye hold up here and use all that energy to get is what?
It's not burning hard to tell down there, but yeah, it's definitely not igniting so
We're not gonna be able to get through the night with the wood that I have so I'm gonna need more but
I'm gonna put that down for the moment. I'm gonna bring it again. Yeah, leave those shits alone, man
Next time we're gonna be on the water actually
I'm gonna paddle back up here in the big open area, which I hope to uh, I hope there's fish there
I don't know if you can hear that, but there's a monkey up there.
Monkey?
You know what?
What the fuck the monkey's been at?
I guess the right for us is different up here in Guyana, because in the videos I've
seen it was straight monkeys everywhere, nothing but monkeys and birds.
That thing almost dropped down.
I got a little fish I can use on its bait.
You got it all this hope.
When will I learn to give up hope?
When will I learn?
There's no hope.
There's hope now.
the sun's going down and he does not have food yet and he chose to go get food
instead of building a shelter
So the TV viewers max when I need a max when what the fuck is yeah
Why does not so open
Yeah whiskers
It's a cat
Anything is a little slow
And that's a good catch though, man, that's a good catch man go ahead deep fry that motherfucker, man
Man, go ahead, deep fry that motherfucker,
put some Cajun on it, you know?
Good to go!
Oh my God, this is such good meat.
I run it?
You don't have to play it.
Like, there's no bones here.
I don't think there was,
actually I've never eaten this before,
so I'm not gonna talk talk.
I'm sorry, thank you.
Where do I fry that fish?
Seafood boils.
Soul food spots.
...
Yeah boyyyy!
At least he found some food man!
Because...
...
Tiger catfish.
I've heard it's the tastiest fish in the region.
I have not had any before, and I decided to try it.
I'm not going to let you go.
This is a very, very buggy cat.
I am, yeah.
I assume.
Tiger catfish.
Hmm.
I'm a spider lover, but that spider look a little too exotic.
of the same wandering spider.
And as you get this by one of those,
it gives you very, very painful erections.
Erections?
There's something that's just theory about being alone
and exposed to the Amazon jungle.
Like I have no room.
You said I need that spider.
I'm stories from all dimensions.
Yeah, somebody in a tent earlier said, uh,
a wandering spider. You found one.
Even the Jaguar, they are not interesting to me.
If I just go off the fact that none of these things are easy, I sleep comfortably.
I'm full.
we got it there's no way I'm gonna look a millipede coming up this next
day you are I don't even see one bro
if you see the jet you are that's the elevate this video bro we need to see a
jet you are a lunge a really good log over here
Oh, my God.
It's such a dead body.
Hey, guys.
These guests have moved the whole train.
Yeah.
Good deal, Deloree.
Why are you saying it like that?
Essentially, tomorrow we'll just be in the boat
and I'll put myself in a good position to get out of here.
If he sees a jet, he'll be in Huntson.
A funny fill of fish.
A fire fill of this exceptionally dense hardwood.
hardwood I think that thing will be burning all night oh yeah well you just
put a fucking tree on there so I bet it fucking is no way you're still watching
the vid uh duh duh is there something better going on right now on
Twitch.cd? Duh! Fuck!
Mom, do you want another tag? Get this!
Set it up, baby!
Yes!
I'm sure I'll catch up on it right after the bid.
I appreciate you, Mom!
Come on, man!
I'm gonna get a plan, drink my coffee, lay around for a little bit, watch the monkey,
who I think is Moog Dog, and then, uh, get in the boat and palpate.
Get in the boat, paddle, paddle, paddle, paddle.
Probably mostly head down, ferry, just make a distance.
There's not going to be a good position to get out here for the same one.
Hey, Mom, come on now, Mom.
Mom, you wildin' at this point, Bob.
Another five kids at your mom.
Six gifted.
Hey, you know, D, David, we sub.
You're sharp
Oh, sweet, thank you for the gift bro. Appreciate that
Appreciate you money
Now look, this is like an obstacle course
I'm gonna thank you for the five. Appreciate the five. Get this subs brother. Thank you, man.
Bro, using his force like to stir coffee. They've been using twigs, trees. Come on, man.
Today was a pretty easy going day. Just on the water for quite a while.
That's where Cuckrat nuts super key build out the boat half a dozen times because the thing is sinking slowly
Well within striking range again now here. I think it's time. I set up camp get a fire guard catching fish
We got to a fight
We got five more minutes, bro. Let me catch up with everything from terrible places out of the camps a it's in a flood plain
exposed to the sky
Come on!
It's real hard to get a fire on your arm.
It's right next to the wall.
Come on, man!
Why can't you do the reset when you reset the bag?
It's a hammock, which is kind of a pain in the butt.
But this location has charm.
And if I know anything about survival...
We're not important to even reset.
Why you are?
I'm not even important to you, bro.
Dad, could that be...?
I'm not important to even a shelter.
It doesn't even matter when your campsite has charm.
I know that's right.
This place is a long night.
a lot of charm man this is home for the nate
nate six
hi tracking where am i gonna go bro i'm not attracted to men bro can you please stop
i'm just saying didn't i can't come that this is where i'll be attracted bro
damn i think yeah come on bro i'll be dragging i'll be dragging where they got sand
He is fine, I get you.
I swear, I was just in the jungle, like yesterday's a virus, I totally wouldn't.
Did I stand up here?
If there's any night that I burn a hole in my hammock, it's going to definitely be
tonight because the fire is below me, and if I do that, I'm going to rip right through
the hammock and roll down this hill into the fire.
It'll be perfect, it'll be nuts.
I can move, for now we'll be rashes.
Do you think why he's not in a relationship check because he likes men?
Bro, what are you talking about bro?
Yo Luna.
I don't know if this is what I just ran into but you got it.
You got a chill because I was just making a joke earlier but put it away, okay?
Put it away.
Look, his teddy muscle popping when he does that!
Look, it's Lily Diggling!
What the fuck?
Not even mine can do that too, though.
I just had a good chestache today.
Need an eye tracker?
I'm reacting, bro. I'm gonna react to things I'm seeing.
That's what we have to do bro. Sorry I'm doing what I'm supposed to do.
Duh!
Over the last half hour of bait fishing, I've gotten two bites.
Yeah, this area don't get the same, he ain't got as much, uh,
No, no, he's got a cat, you had a cat, you had a cat, you had a cat,
You had a catfish, bro.
So, fishing is not happening today.
Looks like it's gonna be a water and iodine type of a problem.
Why are you good?
Dang, I'm so attracted to one of them, bro.
You have to believe me.
I mean, this is a piranha barbecue fish, that would be pretty amazing, but it's
hard to ask for that after all the luck we got last night.
So, going hungry tonight?
That's okay.
I'm just incentive to wake up bright and early
and get out of here.
.
I've got a short little paddle and then a bit of a hike to get back to civilization so looking forward to that
But first we got to get through the all the basic ones. I don't know if anything happens, but after now
See that
You're struggling no, no, I didn't realize I have 96 more to go I can't react and this is I can't do both things at the same time
There's just no point. Wow
Wow that moonlight
Good morning, everyone.
It's like a wallpaper.
All right, just that great sun's coming up.
Be next door, they can reset.
Get on out of here.
You know Beyonce?
Yeah, I missed the other 4 billion women on Earth 2 game.
Beyonce, not the only one I missed.
All right, let's go home.
I see the takeout.
I made that staircase.
We made it, baby.
All right, now we take off on foot.
I made that boat.
Oh my god.
I didn't know Cayenne was this beautiful, probably.
Oh my god, these friends going upfield to mention how beautiful the country was.
I'm back in civilization.
That's it for this one.
I hope you guys enjoyed that one as much as I did.
Thanks for watching.
Have a great day.
It's over already.
Nautz?
It's a good big right there.
Good big right there.
Really good big right there.
Wow.
Alright, I'm about to go to the bathroom.
Then you gotta tell me everything that just happened, alright?
BRB!
I don't even know what she said, cause she's strong, she's strong, and she's got it wrong, like it was wrong, and she couldn't say no more, just like it was wrong, and I don't even know what she said, but this is what I'm looking at in my head
We ain't makin' a lie today, is it cause of me?
Don't try to stay the night, you keep whippin' up on my face
Maybe feel what I'm you take, I guess that we on the same page
Cause I'm just trying to stay the night
Is it cause of me?
What I'm makin' a lie?
Yo this nigga said, this nigga said
What I'm makin' a day?
What you makin' a lie?
You don't crave for this to make in a day
What, a hatein' ass nigga makes in a lifetime?
Come on gang
Come on man, we heard him. Okay, sometimes we get to reiterate diamonds back. See hi. What's good diamond?
I want to block your spot. I know if you're trying to be low-key
What uh diamond?
He just know what he f***ing f***ing f***ing up!
I'm ready!
Dude, I click on Duke Denysham, the n****s immediately receiving flowers.
He just received some flowers.
What's going on here is like someone upholding the expedition or something like that.
Alright, let me see the clip, bro.
What I'm making it be.
I almost broke out of the industry right after Christmas Chon and some to the little too serious
What on those come on bro, we can't watch this shit in the
You can't change the quote come on game, that's not too many if you don't lie to me now
I can't watch it in this condition when they go it's just Duke was streaming this quality
I'll be the first nigga here to tell you do not play with Chris Gainty first of all
he's Nigerian okay all right he's six foot two he has a long wingspan and he's surprisingly
strongest shit like you wouldn't think it cuz he's so calm and smiling and
cracking fucking jokes and freestyle in 20% but I'm telling you when you
squabble with it on some fun shit like did like he's he's like surprisingly
strong bro tell you a lot of niggas look at Chris and they just think he's a
good dude he's not gonna don't play with Chris bro
this is the one I'm talking about.
Look, somebody grab the brand new room.
You look at that, you look at that.
I'm going to put the ladder in there.
I'm going in there.
You look at that.
I'm going in there.
Get my bag.
You got it all wrong.
I'm gonna shoot you.
You're good.
I keep the ladder for that.
I got that.
Hey.
Did he just ask for his number?
OK.
I'm going to shoot you.
You're good.
I keep the ladder for that.
You got to give me your number for that?
No, that's W-Riz, bro.
Straight up, Monica.
No cap.
Yo!
Nah!
Hahahahaha!
Bro, playing the squad woulda get Duke Dennis' number!
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna!
I'm not gonna!
I'm gonna complete this on the bed!
I'm gonna complete!
You did it, right?
Hey, man!
Complete me!
I'm not a lie, Chad.
I'm with the women on this one, bro.
Some niggas just have, like, ego problems, bro.
It's like it's like a it's like you feel like you're masculine. He's threatened like realistically
He just got he was about to get jumped by like fucking three security guards on Nigerian and Captain Atlanta
What is he supposed to do? Was he gonna come out with?
Anybody that watched this happen with with Cetus and be like, oh, okay
He obviously took the situation too far and got jumped. There's no shame that come again jump 5v1, bro
There's no shame, but this is the shit that women be talking about
So they be talking about man when they say that fragile masculinity shit. This is what they be talking about game
Because look if I lost a squabble 5v1, I will come out of that knowing
It not be was one V1. That's a little different
But anything past 1v1
Nigga my supposed to win. I'm supposed to lose that I don't I don't I don't lose any elo for that
My rank does not drop for that
This is face stuff
I
Can't see this this is being broadcasted in 100p
He did it, Chris! Hold on, no! Hold on, nigga, that wasn't no misunderstanding!
Look! Watch Chris here! This here right here!
What on who's who here that's Chris he puts Chris backwards and that's when he gets a grasp
He obviously felt like his masculinity was being threatened
And that's why he tried to he tried to do some manly shit and then he got jumped by a bunch of security guards
Bunch of D block niggas captain Atlanta and six foot two Nigerian man with a good wingspan, bro
Nothing you could do about that, bro. It's a bad decision on his part really really bad decision on his part
Really really that's a tough. That's like that's like that's a question
What it says because he didn't have to do it it felt
It felt like could have been easily avoided that could have been easily avoided. All right real quick
Let me uh, I gotta turn the AC off it's fucking cold as shit in here. I feel like I'm back in none of it
It's cold bro, the AC hits me like directly where I like directly where I sit
All right, let's see this face stuff man, yeah, I usually try not to get too involved in other people's drama
Especially because so much of the time people will compare us and I don't want none of the things I say to be taken as like attacks or whatever, you know, niggas niggas be trying. I feel like people trying to, I think sometimes people literally go out their way to try and misinterpret what's being said.
But let me see what the reason is for everything that went down. I'm curious.
I think this is a lot.
One, two, three, four, seven, and we're going to try to keep this very simple.
It's still like when you're watching First Take,
but Steven A. Smith couldn't make it.
I know y'all see Sylvia, he's in New York.
Celebrating with his family Christmas,
which is understandable, it could be different,
but he's here on the plane.
Turn your video.
A week ago, we all stopped streaming
during the last day of our marathon that we were doing.
And we didn't really, like I know a lot of people thought,
oh, we're trying to make this a joke or whatever.
That's never been the thing.
There's a lot of stuff that's happening.
And we have decided, as a group.
I didn't turn it on.
Obviously is it our best intentions to lead basically.
So, all the speculations that like,
oh, this is like an announcement,
or this is something that we planned,
this was not planned,
And this is just something that we came to terms and yeah, we are looking at the baseline.
Yeah, I mean, everything that Ron said is true.
This feels like a class presentation.
I don't know, it is.
Because seeing everyone leave online like one by one, obviously it looks, it looks crazy.
And you guys don't know a lot of what's happening behind the scenes.
I can say, but I will add to that, is that nothing is going to change from the viewer's perspective, from the chat perspective, with our dynamic.
We are all still rocking with each other. We're all staying together, me, Ron, Lacey, Jason, Silke, K-Song, Rage, and we're all still doing our work.
So that includes K-Syner-H and working on our whole thing moving forward and still going to be a part of each other's content.
It's not like everyone's going in.
Over here doing them some little thing, over here doing them some little thing.
We're all still doing what exactly we were doing before, just not underneath those four letters.
This thing is silky watching the game in the background.
It hurts.
I think I'm a bit more than everyone else, but I feel like it had to be done.
It was too much of back and forth and too much stress over the month a lot of things
You guys don't know about and I do think that this will be for the better
and
that's
That's really what it is. It's tough. It's tough because you could tell based on like how they're trying to dance apex and swag left to
Fuck apex left
Yeah, damn a dat left apex
Wow, bro.
I have to say, on the matter,
that you guys from the viewer's perspective,
nothing's gotta change.
You guys are all gonna still see it together every day.
What will we do?
Having fun, laughing, and making content.
I think one of the main things to add on to that
is one of the biggest things
that we wanted to make sure, adding on to that.
It's kind of the same thing, but it's like,
Our main intention is to make content to hang with each other
and just produce content to entertain,
literally just to entertain.
And that's what we plan on moving forward.
And the name that we had, obviously,
just not working under, but nothing's changing.
Like, I know a lot of people made a lot of speculations
looking at the split and going on our solo,
whatever it might be, are they gonna make another group?
We don't have any implants on anything right now
I was staying together and just making content.
We don't know what the future holds.
And honestly, you can't really expect us to.
I mean, it's been a super emotional last week for all of us.
But what we do know, like they say, is we're going to-
A little bit of lacy glaze.
And nigga look good today, bro.
He looks really sharp, man.
Really, really sharp, bro.
We're going to be sticking together, making content,
having fun every single day.
And you guys can be a part of whatever we decide to build
from here, from the start.
Yeah.
And I think these past few months, I could speak for myself and say we haven't been putting a hundred percent into our content due to all the stuff happening behind the scenes.
They just came off a whole fucking sub-a-donna. What's the expectation?
And into the future, I can con...
They're good, bro.
2020 is gonna be our best year because we can focus on the purely entertaining.
Yeah, be the best version of ourselves.
Um, yeah, I mean, that's just the main thing about Silky.
Say something.
That's good.
Yeah, I know people expect us to come on here and you know, the whole internet's filled with drama and hate right now.
And we just, we're not going to feed into that or give any attention to it.
We just want to move forward as a unit and keep it pushing and just stick together.
You know, this whole thing has, we're not going to let it tear us apart.
This thing has made us stronger, we've sat here for hours, hanging out, talking, chilling,
it's more striking, it's more striking.
There's a lot of friendships, but yeah.
Thanks, thanks.
For a day, mom, it's like.
Yo, Nick and the Chess Day is still pre-recorded.
I think that's in the same room together and they're introducing us, you know,
it created like, we're going to be reading all of what?
Oh dude, I have that same painting. What the fuck? Boy, I got that same one at Dreamcon.
Things I want to talk about.
So before I even get into what I'm going to talk about, I'll be honest with you guys.
Same.
Everybody got that one?
I'm pretty nervous right now um for anyone thinking that I'm going to be reading off what I got sent to me
Uh, I completely wrote all these bullet points down that I want to talk about
I wrote down a good amount of stuff. It'll probably be around like 10 to 15 minutes
I wrote down everything is not a PR person is not a lawyer. There's not nothing
I wrote this down from
The bottom of my heart because uh, yeah, I'll explain everything. I don't understand
Oh, so Ron went to talk to his chat afterwards.
Okay.
I'm asking you what made me wear glasses for us the real moment.
So this is Ron's stream.
Did everybody stream?
Obviously.
But yeah, this is stuff from the heart and I want to go down these bullet points.
First and foremost,
I want to talk about me.
I've seen a lot of speculation that Laze is fired.
He's not. I want to get that out of the way.
Just straight up. I don't know where that came from.
that's the first thing. But besides that, let's get into the face-up. I've been a
fan of phase since I was 12 years old. I looked up to adapt, I looked up to
rain, I looked up to everyone in here, I looked up to so many people and I'm
sure there's a lot of viewers in here who might have done the same. Maybe not
looked up, but always wanted to join phase. Maybe. Not everyone, but me
personally, this has always been a dream mine. When I joined Faze, it was such a cool moment for me
because I remember back when I was 13 or Black Ops 2 or whatever, I got in lobbies with Faze
Rain and I started crying because I was like, oh my god, I'm in a lobby with a Faze member.
I haven't recorded actually on my mom's phone. She has it somewhere and it's a surreal moment
to be able to be a part of face.
I was also a part of face when it was not-
You just attention span went out last?
When it said-
Mika, why are you calling bro?
Get more credit.
And there was a lot of things that never got fulfilled and I sacrificed a lot because
I just wanted face to win.
I've always wanted, I always wanted face to win.
That was my biggest goal was I just wanted face to win.
and I think that's very easy to see
with a lot of stuff that I portrayed,
such as being always on time for video shoots,
being on time for stuff, whatever it might be.
It sounds cliche and it sounds corny,
but I have a lot of ways to prove it.
I never-
You know what?
I actually believe Ron because
he hasn't cracked a single joke yet.
That's how you know he's being serious, bro.
You know how hard it is to take this nigga serious
because he's always trolling?
He's like, he hasn't, he hasn't, he hasn't done a meme.
He hasn't done, nope, just a lot.
He's just delivering whatever it is, Nick.
Official thoughts.
Honestly, kind of sad to see him like this.
Straight up though, like I've never seen the nigga this.
He looks sad, bro.
I've never seen him to sad.
I don't even care about the money from base.
I never cared about making money from base.
I just wanted to grow the name phase,
and I wanted to represent it for my whole life.
In fact, there was a clip that surfaced a couple months ago.
Something happened, I make my money through streaming.
Thanks to you guys, shut up.
There was a clip surfacing a couple months ago,
saying, me personally, when I said,
I would never ever be phases day in my life,
no matter what happens.
I didn't want to leave face, but I had to make a real decision, but I never wanted to
leave.
That is the truth.
I never wanted to leave.
In fact, it gets me sad.
I know a lot of people might troll about this, but it gets me sad because when I called
my mom, then I told her I was leaving, she was crying a little bit, and I was upset
because it was always a goal of mine to be a part of this group.
All I knew growing up. I was an internet kid. I watched gamers. I watched
As y'all know I have a lot of internet culture in my brain a lot of jokes
We know I've always loved everything about look check it that after this chapter it makes me sad
That I have to do this. Um, I dig it. Nica said it was just a phase
I was a phase dick sucker too, bro when I was a kid and that's where it's a bro game
I used to glaze if I never had that phase clan tag
I'm oh shit my dick sucking ass will go on the phase YouTube channel go to the profile go to the bio and see if
It was an official member on the roster that I just didn't know of yet
Dead ass. There's been so many streams
Cancels or feelings I couldn't say publicly because of stress on myself
and
It got so bad to the point where I started going in therapy
the first time I'm ever speaking up about this just on like mental stuff I've
had a really bad mental not believing myself etc it's been kind of miserable
but obviously the joke on the Internet you're a million and shut up I'm very
there's nothing on that side it's like I just I don't believe myself in a lot
of ways and I feel like it was due to a lot of things I just want to be honest
with you guys but I feel like being a good person got me ran over a lot in
certain ways and it's not going to change who I am though. I'm always going to be a good
person and I'm always going to try to be real as I can be. Money doesn't buy happiness.
You can't tell that to the internet unfortunately bro. Oh if you're broke you can actually say
it. If you're broke they'll say how would you know if you're rich they'll say you're
out of touch. You just have to leave it alone bro. You just have to wish, you
We have to wish them wealth, you know?
Then they get, you know what the worst thing?
Let me shut up now, I'm about to fart in the back clip.
It's a group to weigh more than myself
and that is the truth.
Stuff claimed on my name, my individuals online,
I've already admitted and joked about for months.
I'm not gonna say names,
but there's been speculation that I've done things,
stuff that I admitted, admitted and joked about.
I think it's very obvious and yeah.
And now I want to get into individuals.
Blackboy Max.
PBM!
When Max left phase, it was,
there's, so I gotta be able to say things properly here,
obviously, for Max.
When Max left phase, obviously I was sad.
I was super sad.
I was in the room with him and Jason.
By the way, this is stuff that I talked to
before I started this.
I already talked to Max.
He's completely fine when we talk about this.
When Max left phase, it was me and Jason.
And I was super sad because I didn't understand why
until time goes by.
I've seen a lot of speculation that said
that we weren't friends or that we started arguing.
I want to cut that down right now and say, everyone argues.
Everyone goes through moments, but one thing
is that we figured out stuff internally.
Y'all might have not seen things externally,
but we fix things internally,
because no one needs to know besides us.
I've been friends with masks since New Jersey.
I was the one who went to his concert.
I was there, and there's still a lot of viewers.
I was there when he did his first Christmas stuff,
when he had 2,000 viewers putting a phone and a microwave.
I was there for a lot of moments in that,
and he was there for a lot of moments with me.
There was a moment,
And I made sure I could talk about this.
Are you not listening?
Gang, I'm listening.
What the fuck are you whining?
Shut up.
I'm actually listening, bro.
Nigga, you can't try and tell me my attention.
I'm nigga, I'm listening to every word.
He went to Max Conn,
said Nigga been showing him love since time.
Friends argue they figured it out internally.
Now you repeat, nigga.
I'm listening.
I heard everything that nigga had to say.
Now I got rage baited.
Look, I hate this shit, bro.
I hate to see, you know, Jenny, able to fire get the subs.
Fuck.
Jenny, appreciate the fire get the subs.
How you gonna tell me L attention span
as I'm demonstrating elite attention span, bro?
How?
Thanks, Jenny, appreciate the five.
W Jenny in the chat.
Below his like, you know, stuff,
but there was a moment where I visited him
in the hospital when he was in the hospital.
And any confusion that we had with each other,
we cleared up and figured out every type of problem
that was being talked about, not between us,
through other people.
We figured out our own problems,
we communicated with each other, and we got in good terms.
There's been speculation that Max thought I was cringe.
In the beginning, I'm cringe all the time, I know that.
But I also know we didn't mean it in ill intent
because we figured out what, like you know,
we figured out our problems.
Us saying we hated Max when he left.
I was upset.
Everyone was upset.
No, it was never hate.
It was just sad, and we figured that out internally.
I also see a thing that says Max wanted to join back phase.
I told Max he shouldn't join back phase,
and I called him before this to confirm this,
and he agreed he shouldn't join back phase
because of all the hate that he got when he left,
I did not want him to get hate rejoining.
I did not want people to think that he needed us.
And I did not want people to think that he got it.
He's questioning regardless.
He felt bad.
I told Max, and we sat there in the hospital.
And I told him, always believe in yourself, et cetera.
I'll always defend you.
I'll always be in your corner.
And I'm proud of you.
And it was never a thing of I wanted him to join Max
because I knew there were still problems internally
with each other, with everything else.
With everything else.
Super proud of Max and I really wish I could speak up a little bit more right now, but obviously I can
For a gas I looked up to a gas in every yo fan, shut your ass up man
You said that you're out of you members the fucking amp
This is not a script I literally have bullet points that I'm going over that I wrote no lawyer looked over this
no one looked over this is what I wrote. I looked up to Adapt and every aspect and I appreciated
him always guiding me and recruiting me in the right way. Rain and Adapt originally brought
me to a dinner at Elpa Stale that I'll never remember or never forget. Shout out Elpa Stale
if anyone knows. Rain and Adapt told me you should join FaceClan. When I joined FaceClan-
It's not an attention span thing, I just want to-
That's his...
Um, Jason.
Jason, here we go.
Since he had 70 to 200 viewers,
when he was dressed up in a minion costume
being annoying and crimped.
Defending me, whether people trolled out me,
whether people make fun of me, whether people do anything.
The support is there, bro,
and I've seen it.
Um, I've been reading through the Twitter columns,
I've been reading posts,
I've been observing for the last week when I had him
been streaming and I appreciate anyone showing support to me. I've also been
watching streamers that cheer me up and make me feel better during the stress. I
watched, I'm not gonna say who, but I've watched a lot of streamers and it's
helped me. I haven't seen you in my, I haven't seen you on a viewer list, Ron.
We've been reacting to all types of nature and shits.
Where have you been?
It's helped me a lot and that made me also realize how much I love streaming.
Overall, this is the last thing I want to say.
How you guys know it's Bruce? Wait, hold on. How you guys know?
He said?
No, it's not you.
Overall,
He don't know you.
constant back and forth because that doesn't get anyone anywhere and I want
to leave all the phase drama in the phase past I want to move on to my next
chapter rather than going back and holding the negative energy with me
there's no I don't want to farm this as a mature that's a mature that's a
really mature anyone else because I don't care anything moving forward I'm
I'm going to do my best to try not to talk about anymore
because I'm young.
I've been doing this for seven years
and I want to continue doing this.
And I'm gonna-
You know what, bro?
That's good progress right there
because I'm not gonna lie.
After the sub-a-thon,
it looked like this nigga was ready to retire, bro.
Graham, thank you for the thousand bitties.
Appreciate that was good agent.
You're not chilling this shit.
You know, just, you know,
seeing what's going on and stuff like that.
was watching some nature why this was going on phase new ownership trying
whole time being broken David 10 on the result and I'm gonna prove to myself
and to you guys that I will always care about this stuff okay cool
it's good progress really good progress let's go take a look at is it's a death
live right now no let me go to his shit let me go to his shit
We're able to make just that a you know, please
This was just such a serious
Grams come on now 25
Appreciate that
1000 bits and 25 give y'all pretty safe brutal
room
Thank you so much
I
Think that he's probably most likely to get a motion for obvious reasons that we all wanted to make sure
We locked in and made sure when we did decide to go live we did it the right way
But uh, Saratoga Springs, thank you for the sub, but it is sad, man, it really, really
is sad.
Especially for me, man, I really wanted more than anything to see this brand, this logo
of phase-fram live longer, was the idea was for it to live longer than me.
God, I have so many thoughts, but I'm waiting to see, uh, I wanna see everything that happens.
I'm gonna have a first epiton, and I don't know, man, shit just got messed up along the way, and it's sad, but...
Pepsi up there, don't worry, Pepsi, we got Pepsi.
Pepsi with us, don't trip, y'all.
Trust me. Trust me.
That was the number one.
Hey, J, thank you for that monthly sub. Welcome back.
For me in terms of a liar y'all. This is the talent
We need
Betsy is number one
Person we need around us and then there's two others. We have a small team
Right now. It's just us Ben. Thank you for the 50
There was a lot of weird things that were happening now and a lot of weird things that I can't speak on
That I couldn't believe 1.5 more happening. My brain work rolls fast
I can do times too and still understand everything eras, but I think let's let's let's let's let's
It was just sad man. I'm like, you know, we got so close to fixing it and we just want to organ to hear and
Everyone's good gilly. Yeah. Yeah, give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Gilly. Good to gilly gilly. That's a good too
But yeah, bro
If I feed for a second
I'm gonna just let y'all know that it's been a hard few days. I didn't go home for Christmas. This is the first time I
was away from my family on
Christmas Eve and Christmas just cuz
All of this it was just calls and
dealing with this and dealing with that and I'm like okay wait what's happening here? Oh, this is gonna happen and it's like
I don't even want to fly home and try to pretend to like fucking celebrate Christmas when what
I feel like I've been working half of my life.
That makes complete sense, bro.
It's about to fall apart, you know what I mean?
So it's been a hard few days, I will say.
I mean, it's really been a hard year, but these last few days has tested me a lot.
Jason Y. F. O. B. with the 20 poopy head,
Al's and Diesel Cat, Nathan Boyd, Koran.
Don't worry.
And for people like Rudd, Rudd has a different situation,
but Rudd, I mean, I can't answer too many questions
without it being caught up in legal shape,
which I do not want to get caught up in.
But it's better with the five.
But I will say, the ones who are lining
to this is I can't look back at this and say that I didn't try, you know, because I did,
like I really did try. I did try for faith to keep it alive and keep it something that
was cool and something that people wanted to be a part of, you know what I mean? Like
I tried so hard.
I would see only one try sometimes, you know?
And it just got to a point where it's like, bro,
and I would have like a pick-lead throughout the year
where I would just like be in a room
and it would be like people arguing
or this person in phase argument and this person
on this side is arguing.
And I'm just sitting here and I'm just like, why am I still here?
Like, did all the other guys make the right play and leave?
Like, did all the other guys like, because everyone else left.
Everyone else left.
But I'm like am I dumb?
Am I dumb for still being here today in 2025
thinking that there could be a world where this exists
and it works, you know what I mean?
Like multiple times this year, I thought that.
And I would be like, all right, you know what?
It's OK.
The dots would connect.
I'm a pretty optimistic person, you know what I mean?
But uh, yeah.
A.J. ain't even listening?
Game, I don't even know about,
I don't even know when the last time I spoke is,
I've been doing nothing but listening.
Every word, I heard it.
He said there was times where he felt like
he was the only one doing stuff.
Then he proceeded to say,
was he dumb for not leaving?
Why are you pissing me off?
All I've been doing is listening!
I'm locked in!
I have officially lost hazelang, y'all.
Um, joined almost 14 years ago.
It's sad, bro.
It is. Even now.
Talking about it, it's sad.
Uh...
He's fighting him tears back right now
Like look at this shit, bro
It's connection oh, it's part's gonna be muted. Oh god damn it man twitch vods dude
And I wish I could say more I just don't want to yeah, no, no, no, it's not worth it
It's Jamie now we're else get all it's muted bro. Do you know how to be lips?
Yeah, uh caught up in shit. He took the chain off
Yeah
One day maybe
My supposed to do it this
I'm hanging up somewhere.
I need to get him on the granny.
Shit, worse than a breakup for him?
He's way worse than a breakup.
Nigga fuck a breakup.
Eww, this was his baby.
Like a decade and a half.
And from the sounds of it, it was hijacked from under his feet by business goblins that
knew more business than he did.
It's a betrayal story.
and they were the ones keeping it alive.
Of course, this is worse than a breakup.
Yeah, it's sad, bro.
I'd be lying.
If I told you it wasn't sad, bro, look at this shit.
This shit got almost...
Damn, damn!
20 million views.
I remember being 11 and 12 years old
refreshing the Faze sub box,
hoping that they weren't gonna
announce me from that first Faze Five winner.
And,
ah man.
Just sucks, bruh.
Like just adapt now.
I mean, until we, you know,
I actually do my game tag, my Twitter,
my Instagram handle.
All that.
It's supposed to be like that forever.
Adapt sound good though.
In the last year, we don't refer to that state.
Oh, y'all watch that phase adapt stream?
We don't even say that anymore, bro.
We literally just say like, yo, what's, adapt is live?
We all know what we're referring to.
We all know who we're referring to.
I don't, I actually think in the last year
he's made a lot of progress on being super,
like people know him outside of his association.
People just know him for his own shit.
Oh, so like
It's sad, and I am sad right now, but
Oh someone in his chest that it was always a dance. I do believe it's for the better. You know what I mean?
I do believe it's for the better and
I know that. Wow. I got all
The guys would be like
Then we're all in this together, you know saying
He's fighting that to your back, which makes it a little bit better.
PBM, shout out to PBM when a hunter hits it.
Appreciate you, bro.
Agent dozing off.
That's not gonna work.
That's bad rage bait.
You see how locked in I am right now.
Dial.
Intention everywhere
But at some point I
Was I wasn't gonna be the last person
On a sinking ship, you know and all these guys came in and
and revive it and revive my passion for content creation
and wanting to do that.
So I'm rocking with them, you know what I mean?
Damn.
And it was a hard decision to come to
but that's what it is.
Like those are my brothers.
And I love making content with them.
I love being on stream with them.
I love the fact that we could just take it, you know what I mean?
And those four letters, they didn't bind all of that shit together.
That was just our relationship.
And, you know, we all are doing it together, you know what I mean?
It's just sad, bro.
Cupid, thank you for giving it.
Running it up right now.
Yes, it's been a sad few days.
Second minute.
I got a new chain that I have to wear around my neck, I guess.
Widit, Widit 10.
Cupid with 100s.
Oh, no, that was a little bit of an announcement right there.
That was a little bit of an announcement.
down to get
Hey TGP shot it think we're that five get the songs man. Appreciate that bro.
For the past few years they've been on our team.
Now TGP appreciate you guys.
They have not been proud of us that you are on my race of the chain.
On my name, on the red, on my car.
We got names on the everywhere.
There's a bird over there.
I can hear it when I close my eyes.
There's a bird over there.
I want to thank you guys for voting for us, for leaving in our son.
It means so much to me, thank you guys, and yes, thanks for the gun.
Damn, that's a good edit.
Ah, man.
It's just fucking sad fucking shit for real, though.
It is, bro.
But, like it's gotta be for the better, you know what I mean?
At this point, I can't look back and say that I didn't try, that me faded out, that
I did not try to say this shit and do what I can do to make it mean something, to make
Yeah, they're gonna mean something now.
I don't know.
We all still together, I still got all my boys,
all my brothers who I've built relationships with,
real relationships with over the past.
What is it been like, year and a half, two years
that I'm proud of and yeah.
I got that you know and we got each other and I got y'all just crazy bro
I feel this pain. Can we see silkies? We'll see silkies, Jack.
I'm saving my thoughts until I'm trying to see if I learned anything new.
I could just stretch it out.
So I realized, okay, I don't know why I just waited for it to be done.
Like I was just some sort of fucking bot that didn't have fucking hands and feet and appendages
in the brain and so can you go live yeah I don't uh you did how come I don't see his
he must have uh it must have his mods didn't publish a body yeah that's what I was gonna say
Let's see what they see
Yo tgd with the fucking five another five appreciate it, man
Who's on zoom and I saw that
You guessed in the chat, man. Oh
Wow, laces is the shortest one. He's only 25 minutes
And I want to make up that and I felt like I literally
I fucking played in the sky, through my train.
Um, but, um, anyway, back to the fucking fighter jet, god damn it!
Back to what I would say, got a UAV on me?
Back to what I would say, um, ads?
No, I'm gonna say I'm awake because I turned the ads off.
I'm awake until the 30 seconds are up, I'm awake.
I turned the ads off, so I'm gonna give it 30 seconds until,
because I don't want to make money off this shit.
But, and it stopped because it's all I wanted to do.
I sat there alone, just to have the back of my home.
I think it's the 1830.
My flight stopped at home, my home for Christmas got canceled.
And there were no other flights that I could get home with.
That wouldn't have been 12 hours with two stops
and my parents would have had to pick me up
at a whole different state.
So not only am I going through all this shit this last
week, but I'm also sitting here alone.
And I'm just sitting here thinking and I just,
I want to talk to my chat. I want to talk to y'all. You guys know what I have and I couldn't do it and
I just want to say genuinely to the bottom of my heart
sitting there during this time and reading all the support in the Twitter community and seeing you guys
Support me with all the bullshit other planning that was going on
That may
Apparently
There's a place, yo, right?
Uh-uh.
But,
I'm not gonna say why I would say
streaming and doing all this.
I'm gonna go more into detail on everything like tomorrow.
Today I just wanted to show you guys,
let everybody know that
we were not phased because of the four letters
in front of our names.
We were phased because of the people inside of it.
And that's not changing.
I see all these people online wondering,
oh, are they going their individual ways?
Lacey's gonna move back to Dallas.
Lacey's gonna move to Miami.
Bronz is gonna get an apartment.
Adapt to this.
No, we're staying, we're staying.
We're sticking as a group, bro.
This has made us stronger.
We have sat here and talked off-stream
about real life shit for the last week.
And we're gonna continue to live together,
continue to make content,
continue to sleep as fun,
You have a huge plan going into 2026 as a group.
Now, when it comes to, oh, are you guys gonna be a new group
with a new name, with a new org?
We don't know.
We don't have those answers right now.
The last week has been so hectic
that we were just figuring out what we're gonna do, right?
And the beauty in that is, it might seem like,
oh, you guys are gonna have a name, blah, blah, blah.
The beauty in not having that is,
you guys as our communities
are gonna be here from the start.
you guys are gonna be here to see whatever we build.
To see whatever comes out of this,
the next journey, the next era we go on,
whatever we build, you guys are here
from the start of the quarter months by our side,
we know that.
And that just makes it so much more special
because it's not only is it gonna be ours
as in the group.
I'm listening to what he's saying though.
It's gonna be your guys too,
because you guys are a part of this.
You guys went through the ups and downs
to get to this point.
And it's, I think it's gonna be a really good thing.
And it's gonna be fun.
I'm really excited for 2026.
I have a lot of stuff planned on my own.
And, you know, I have some stuff planned this week
that I had to camp, I was supposed to go to New York.
I was supposed to finish out of Douglas.
Like, I'm so sorry I didn't get to finish,
but things were just more important at the time.
And you needed to do it.
Like the DAPS said, it's been built enough for me.
Okay, let me see it, man.
Who else?
Lacey, Silkybots, get to nine minutes.
How did you, on YouTube?
We're gonna try to keep this like very simple.
Skip to nine minutes.
Obviously, this isn't just.
Uh, no.
Okay, no, we'll just watch this.
Okay.
That I'm not gonna speak about.
There's a lot of stuff I want to speak about
that I've come out with.
What I do know, much I know though, is that, you know,
any of my kids say, or people say that they don't fuck with each other,
they do not fuck with each other.
Come on, stop, stop meeting your life, or meeting your life,
it's bad business, bad business.
They didn't need us.
You know, I'm sorry, they didn't bring it up.
It's a ghetto.
Did they turn the volume up on the TV?
They didn't bring it up.
That, um, we, I think, for sure,
we don't have to bring it up.
We don't have to bring it up.
I hope that we can use it.
But, um, we got to offer a house that needs
to be on the house, just to tell them what we want.
No, I'm saying, but I didn't know how to make
what we want.
So, you know what I'm saying?
And I said that I told, uh, Rose, uh, early, early, early on, um, Rose.
Somebody in his chest said, there's only seven minutes left.
Oh, fuck.
We are done.
I'm on the address phone.
I'm going to move to the shop.
I'm going to say her name is Bud.
I'm on TV.
Hold on, still keeping it in your face since what?
2022?
I'm not going to put it in my face because I feel like in a way it just seems like this was going to be new.
Really?
in my career, but I've had it for 24, some in two years.
I guess we're beginning a new chapter in the career,
so I cannot see myself in it and yet.
You guys have any questions?
I'm so confused, but we got to have any questions.
Okay, the rest of them didn't do questions. That's very considerate
And I gotta move my camera because this chat is cooking right now. They're fucking hilarious
Obviously, we got to see that.
Let me say this then.
They're reading it.
It's more reason than I'd never, I'd never put up
so much Christmas talking about things,
talking about the same thing about my family.
So, I'm gonna show, you know, about what I've been
chasing, and stuff like that.
And I can see it was a big reason why, you know,
a lot of stuff that I've done since I was 25.
and then phase, then it was one shot at the phase
for bringing us together and, you know,
carrying that death.
So, uh, uh, uh,
that'd be here.
This is the camera.
Why are you trying to watch the game?
Don't worry, we'll be great for you.
Oh, chat's covering me.
I want to be asked, so I appreciate it,
but we're trying to say a lot of people
was sleeping in my ass, you know,
sleeping in my ass, you know,
it sounded like I was supposed to end,
I said, you know, I'm not any much, not any much, and then it got so very good to
remember we had three teams and I'm like, okay, we got a focus on this right now.
So, so, well, that explains.
But there's only four minutes left on this time.
That explains why he was streaming and everybody else had to end theirs.
I guess you just tried to power through it.
So like that
He's talking about his chiniers
And then Jason really the last one
Um, hold on Jason the wean
All right
Jason kept the short say this phase has been a great chapter of my life and I remember
joining and doing that stupid video
that trailer in it was released April 24. It was one of the most happiest most
amazing moments in my life. It's been amazing journey but sometimes you have
I still work with Gryff, like I said, I definitely best move before the viewers years won't change.
If anything, I'm just getting better.
But yeah man, these past two years have been good.
He looked the happiest.
It was so many conditions.
It just depends right it depends on it depends on the type of person you are
Like everybody handles change everybody handles loss everybody handles
Betrayal everybody kind of handles things differently
And it also depends on how much like time you had in the shit too like
So I
Wouldn't say he's fucking happy. I don't think you could experience this and be happy about it
off joining phase and he smiles to cope moving to LA I would have never moved to
LA if it weren't for the 3-7-1-2 bra line house
hahahaha good job don't laugh at me
yeah that's it yes that's it
we're never
all right well god damn
I would sigh but the best thing is when those value people and there's always
showing what he loves and what the guys love
he talks a lot about how he doesn't show emotion
Why does he give it a hundred give me down?
But yeah, yeah.
I'm very happy.
This everything happened for a reason, so he did.
As I say, he's very happy.
Maybe he is happy to move into the new year.
Yeah, all.
Schedule, I will say this.
you're bored why do you seem happy I mean listen bro it's been a sleep you
can't dwell on in the past ever and like I said this is maybe the most excited
to make the best chapter yeah so I can't do your chat why does my chat do
this what the fuck is this nigga Mike whether Mike is signed to that 360
He is never leaving
Pre-mike man tells backwards who's Mike, but uh, yeah, sorry from the ignorant who's that?
From that that popular like viral that clip
What else? Okay, I remember yeah
He's actually happy though, he's good to go
Yeah, bro, it's broken in from next thing man
New house
Nigga, that's a yes
You don't have to say the words man, we can read between the lines man, that's a yes.
We don't know yet.
Right.
We don't know yet.
Right, right.
I'll just say that.
I have to be honest, we don't know yet.
No, he doesn't know where the, he doesn't know what house yet.
This has been a very...
He doesn't know what house yet.
Thank you.
You don't know what house.
No, it's gonna be a crib though.
It's gonna be a crib though
I'm a bad for K-Song bro
Damn worse K-Song know this has case I said anything
Where's case on all this chat?
Because I know he's very affiliated with the eSports side, he laughed?
I'll be sick to my fucking stomach, man.
I don't want balls deep into eSports, bro, I'll be watching him.
He was reacting to the major that I had in like fucking Romania or some shit like that
last week.
Hold on, let me see this.
Damn.
Yeah, this one really hurts a black face to the core. I'm proud of what I did will be accomplished
I'm really sad as come to this but I've nothing regretted to I'll continue to run and grow face eSports program
But it's different entity
You know who's like really quiet about all this the eSports guys
I wonder what they think when they see all this like shit happening on like the other side
It's not really affiliated with them, but like it's kind of affiliated with them like eight chairs the phase name, you know
They don't give a fuck, right?
They don't really care.
Scope was sad.
They all left?
Zuma talked about it?
Can I get a Zuma clip?
Can I get that?
I wasn't planning on sharing it, not for this,
but y'all go show love to adapt.
and Ron, even all the guys, obviously they've been in things along this affected them.
So I left them live?
Obviously it affected me, but...
Okay, okay, okay.
So now we've seen like the niggas in the house, okay?
Except Kason, right?
All right.
But we've seen a tweet from Kason.
I'm assuming Kason is going live later.
Is that a safe assumption to make?
Can I see a clip from Zuma?
I'm really curious what the eSports side think.
And I wouldn't mind seeing what Swag said, too.
Because I was watching Swag, I think, like, literally yesterday.
Or it was recent, really recent.
And it didn't look like he was going to leave
when all this was happening.
I mean, maybe he was just like, he has a good poker face.
Maybe he has a really good poker face.
Wow zoom a lease fake claim and we'll only be represented in the eSports side. It's over phase eSports only
My
But he kind of said it, but it was kind of already too late.
It's over.
Oh, at the end of the 24 field?
The first one.
Yeah, the first one.
Yeah.
Did it because he was unfollowed.
And he went right off that old, better than the first one.
Done.
Phase E sports only.
Phase E sports only, Jack.
Man.
I can't believe what's going on.
I'm telling you, at this point, it's all been, oh, why did that clip cut off,
What was that, was that scum?
Sounded like scum.
Apex tweet, can someone link that to me please?
Or a swag, I have the one.
Watch the rest of Lacey's.
Does he say something interesting?
I feel like it was,
Zuma revealed, Fazeclad abruptly cut all major sponsors
and partnerships with the ex-Fazeboys first joint
which left him confused.
He would think that they would be able
to make money through self-identity.
And I'll be honest, he brought up Porsche and Donalds.
Bro, they kicked all the sponsors out.
I was doing good business when I was spending time
with them, we were doing phenomenal business.
It was like spending all of us.
Phenomenal!
Everybody in the AM's phenomenal business
and then everything happened and they said,
ooh man, something happened
when everything going on,
we were fortunate enough to step away from Faze,
but we loved working with you and they thank you.
Like, like bro, what?
Like, I'm like, bro, like that's crazy.
Like they, like all,
we did have a lot of sponsors,
but they wiped the sponsors
when the whole new face they came, they wiped them.
Like they basically told them no sponsors, right?
I think they wanted no sponsors to kick things off.
Which, without being honest, I'll be honest,
I don't even think that was a problem.
They wanted to start off with no sponsors.
I don't think that would have been a problem,
but what happened to the relationship
with all those companies?
Like what happened to them?
You know what I'm saying?
Like what happened to that relationship?
That makes no fucking sense whatsoever, bro.
I've never seen a business person deny money.
No, no, no, like he didn't want money right now.
No, no, no, hit me later.
Cause you gotta think business, he's gonna,
they're gonna just spend that budget somewhere else.
They gonna spend that budget somewhere else.
That's bizarre.
Like, if true, that is self sabotage.
It's no way around it, bro.
And if the sponsor doesn't make sense
and it's fucking with the content
or it's undermining the foundations of what you're
building, then obviously deny, deny, remove, remove,
remove, but it sounds like it was being helpful.
So it's either so sabotage, something's not adding up here
because I do remember, not just Porche McDonald's,
they had a fat ass, what's the energy drink chat
and four bang that I used to drink?
Ghost, they had a big ass fat ass ghost deal.
Yeah, now they just got, you know,
and they're doing better.
Oh, what up Zuma?
Hey there, he said fuck.
How you been, gang, how you been, bro?
Do you feel, yeah, that was before though, right?
I mean, do you feel before it?
And they had ghosts for a couple of years.
And now I don't know what drink they had.
I guess for loco, right?
I guess they got for loco.
Wow.
Let me see.
What was the other one?
Hold on.
There was another one you just linked.
Was it swag?
Ain't good, man.
Hope all is well.
OK, good to hear, man.
Hopefully, hopefully you're holding up mentally.
I know you've been, you've been phased for a while, Gango.
So I guess technically you still, you're,
you're still eSports affiliated.
K-Sounds live.
All right, let's react to this
and then we'll check in on K-Sounds.
Oh, fuck, it's a lot of texts, but it's apex.
Let's read.
From 2011 to 2026, I'm closing the chapter with phase.
Thinking of everyone that was there
after joining 15 years ago.
I'm officially stepping away.
I've been blessed to spend half my life
as a phase member.
I'm grateful to everyone who's a part of it.
All the viewers who supported it.
I always intended to see it through to the end
and do what I could to help the brand succeed.
It's finally come down to closest chapter.
As ownership changed over the last couple of years,
the leadership shifted in a way that made it difficult
for me to get involved again.
I have no ownership in phase or any related companies.
And no wall or influence on what comes next,
but I'll always wish the brand success.
I have a lot of love for everyone who helped build phase,
especially the OGs,
and wish I had been able to do more
to keep things together over the years.
I'll always be proud of what we built together
wish the best for everybody moving forward new old and remaining people involved with the brand
a little PR-ish, but I think there's like a legal reason why he has to kind of go that route
fuck let's let's see what K-Sounds on look he'll say that for his names bro
I
You can't and I pulled it up, but let me see he might be on intro screen
Swat on swat officially phase after reacting to apex leave it's GG's no chat apex only was now still here
He was the one who recruited me I
I think it's GG's down chat. I think it's come bro. I mean 8x is probably the only reason I was even still even.
He was the one that reported me bro.
Yeah, bro just decided on the spot.
Oh my god.
King BG.
Thank you for the five.
Get the sun for our appreciate.
Appreciate it, man.
I love face-climbing, and figuring out my future in these parts.
Hey, shut up!
I had to play that song because you might hear the face on the thumb, bro.
You might hear the face on the thumb, but I had to play it.
Come on, but I hit a hundred K.
Hey, Chad.
You sad for me?
You niggas sad, bro?
I'm a lot of crying today, and I'm crying because I watched it die today.
I cried when I watched it die, bro.
That was actually the first time I cried throughout this whole thing when I watched
That's the last week
So it was
She was crazy do anything they provide I'm a no I think of the rain, but I appreciate it
Listen, I want to talk to you guys a lot of this is obviously very confusing
um, it's so
It's so uh
Oh my god, I'm fried my brain's fried. I can't I can't bro. What the fuck it's obviously a forfeit
It's all you don't see seven me right now. Oh my brain's fried my brain's actually fried
I'm trying to be aware of the game, bro. Where do I get it? It was an instinct. It was instinct. I couldn't stop myself
Well, for starters, I just want to say, this shit does suck.
As someone who bleeds faith and you guys know me, it's very unfortunate, but in phase four.
Wait, do you think the mic is not mic bad?
It's not mic bad or it's probably like a speaker.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Hold on.
Shit, you asked for fucking mic, man. I always had tech problems.
Damn, I'm paying messages.
I always had tech issues. I had better rewards.
Brian, thank you for the service. Welcome to the agency.
Hey, where's Betsy?
Where's Betsy?
Let me, uh...
Shut up, shut up.
It's good?
It's fine.
Alright bro, it was a chat.
Camera tilted.
I'm a 30, but my first stream since I turned 31 by the way, it's my first stream since
I turned 31.
I didn't even go live, I threw up on the night of my birthday, I completely forgot
about that.
I was sick as fuck.
It's buzzing.
Give me a second bro.
Um.
Bro, I don't really know bro.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Let me see how it goes.
We said 31 gang. Listen carefully bro, you're not listening.
Why is it buzzing?
It's buzzing.
Chad's giving the niggat tech tips.
Check if XRK is buzzing.
You can say check that shit lose Gingo
So I got is it good now? What did you say 51 31?
All right, bro. Just fucking let's deal with it. Let's start this shit bro. I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be live for too long
Like magic welcome to fun. It is what it is, bro. I'm not gonna be live for too long my situation is obviously
I think for the sobri-sub
Very interesting for me. So for those who don't know
Um, I think for the birthday wishes for those who don't know, um, I joined phase the same
move phone, I bet for those who don't know, um, I joined phase about like five years ago,
maybe a little over five years ago, and I got announced about six, seven.
I
Was on purpose though you can't do it twice in five minutes Monica that was all on purpose though
Locking in case I'm locking and locking locking like in like
I
got a I got announced eight nine months after we're so brainer on a brother 31 year old man
and
Ever since that day, bro, I have bled nothing more than face plan and for those who really
know that it's the truth.
It's a fact.
And I gave my all and everything to rebuilding this.
And I did and I'm very proud of it.
I'm very proud of this rebuilds.
We check its story after we're done with Jack.
Let's catch on live. So we got a lot of our game to this shit, you know, and
Bro these guys these guys gave me life they gave phase life
they they embody what phases and
I'm so proud of this group to back-to-back content or Oregon years
two or the years and you know I decided to leave I decided to leave with all the
guys but this is what's confusing to a lot of people about my situation is that
it's like I've left but in a way I haven't and that's something I want to
cleanup for you guys because I think um that is the confusion when it comes to
eSports and when it comes to
phased media, phased eSports, even phased Vegas and I just want to clear a lot of
this up for you guys. The infrastructure of the business and why I
I tweeted that when I was leaving,
I'm continuing running and growing freeze esports.
Oh, the card team.
So,
let's start.
I thought the card team was in the later.
So Bill was in the later for the honey gift
and Billy, I appreciate you, bro.
Damn, I feel like this is the seventh on all over again.
I feel like this is the seventh on all over again.
Thank you so much.
I'm sorry I'm not speaking fast.
I just wanna make sure I promise not to pop one.
Damn.
last season. So sorry if I'm speeding slow. I just don't want to, you know, this is a lot going on, but um,
so, um, Marcus, thank you for the, for the 10 gifted bro. I appreciate it. Thank you Billy. Thank you,
Marcus. Listen, um, so I, uh, after I joined phase guys, I, uh, attached myself a lot to the
east force brand before it separated. And for those who know, uh, a man named Eric Anderson
has been involved in FaZe Esports for a very long time, even back when it was all one big
thing in FaZe Esports and FaZe Clan. And what happened was Game Square acquired FaZe as a whole.
Then later, Game Square sold the creator side to Phase Media, which is Matt Kalish.
Just to give you guys kind of the history lesson of kind of what is going on.
So when that happened, Game Square acquired all the Phase Esports, 100% of Phase Esports,
something that I've also been attached to for now a few years.
And for me, I was the only phase member who was
attached to
the phase e-sports side, which was is a hundred percent game square phase media side and
Also phase Vegas, which is a EV and game square, huh?
Which is the structure is so
Interesting, no way e-sports and Vegas not the same things and
And you know, that's that's why it's so confusing.
I got my mic sucked bear with me.
I just wanted to clear this up today before I even talk about everything else.
But essentially why I stated no.
You guys just told me it was growing face esports and running it is
because for those who know my passion and my heart is in esports
and has been for the last few years.
And if you have not seen that you are very blind to it and that is included call of duty
And all the things I've done there and all the things I continue to do that includes CS go
that includes rainbow six that includes all the everything we're proud of we're about to get into for tonight and
sign
And it's something I'm for the clarification. They're growing and
It's something I really deeply care about
And that is why I was very torn apart about this entire thing
is because, listen, I was a massive part of the reboot, and if you don't know, you should
know that I was a massive part of the reboot and helping bringing all these guys together.
And you know, for me, I felt very, very sad and in a very weird place because I also
didn't want to let my boys down who were leaving. And that is also why whatever they decide to do
and whatever that our group, I'm not gonna say their group, our group does, I will continue to do
that with our group. But at the same time, I'm also not going to abandon face esports. And I'm
making that very clear that it is a separate entity. People will worry that there was going
to be a massive impact on the face esports side. And I'm here to tell you guys that there is
is going to be no impact.
They might as well be brand-name bros.
Right?
Yes, team is fine.
Our Call of Duty team was also an incredible owner
in Paul Hamilton, who is one of the greatest,
greatest fees for its owners in the industry,
is there, and I'm there running the show
with him and his brother, obviously.
We also have Zuma, who in my eyes,
is the every part of the identity
of what I believe what faith should be.
And I wanna show so much love to my brother Zuma
because he embodies what the brand is.
Zuma!
And I want to make that really clear.
Eric Anderson, Eddie, Justin Kenna, Justin Kenna, who is the CEO of GameTware, who is
an incredible guy, who cares so much, and lets me and Eric and Eddie do what we need to do
on the face of eSports side to be the most competitive team to get creative.
And I'm there, Chad.
I'm there.
Someone said the face name is too big of eSports.
I want to grow it as much as I possibly can, as I have been.
Billy, thank you again for the 100 gifted.
I
You can always rebrand
I care about this shit facts. I care about this. I want everyone to know
Truly I have not made a fucking dollar off eSports and everything I do is for the passion and love of the game, bro
I swear to God that is a fact
And I love this shit. I got into this shit and
and
Bro, I love this shit bro, I really do man. I really do and
Oh my god, bro, this shit has been so crazy, bro, this all this all this is shit. This has been so crazy
I know a lot of the face CS fans are worried about what's going on and you have nothing to worry about
and
I've always
You know, I don't know the future for Phineas. I don't know if there is a future on the media side
Maybe there is and I'm sure they're gonna do an incredible job. I have nothing but good things to say about
About things bro, you're not gonna you're gonna you're gonna catch me a stream and talk poorly about anyone
I'm not I have nothing but gratitude bro
They help me build my career and everything I've done and given me an opportunity and I'm not gonna sit here and say anything bad and
You know I
Love this shit, bro. I love this shit. I'm here
I'm thankful to the boys who came in and helped make phase what it was
These last couple years. I'm thankful for everyone bro. Every single person
Every phase member that has existed to the founder
He's not a person to say something that you didn't know and I want everyone to know once again. I'm here
I'm not going anywhere in terms of face these sports. I'm gonna make this shit as lit as I possibly can
I want to win. I know Eric Anderson and Eddie and kind of feel the same way
I know Paul cares so much deeply. We care so much about our call duty team
I want to fucking win bro. It's all I fucking care about
And this is where my passion is there's gonna be a lot of watch parties. There's gonna be
So much other shit bro, and hopefully we can
Hopefully we could build this shit bro. Hopefully we can build this shit and you know
We're gonna make this shit fucking cool, bro. I promise. I'm gonna do everything I can, bro.
I'm gonna do everything I can. And yeah, I wanted to clear all that up because a lot of people
are worried, but I just wanted to tell you guys how different all these things are. And kind of
how the structure of how this stuff is so um yeah bro that's uh that's pretty much it bro
um i'm not going to sit here and tell you guys about how shit felt like a star player i'm not uh
that's not no i'm not i'm not that much i don't want to get involved in uh in in uh all that kind
of talking bro um i feel like there's a lot of search video on the internet right now and the
The last thing I need to do is put more into it, bro.
To be honest.
So um.
Humble 0-0.
Other than that?
Not humble.
It's just.
I'm trying to think if there's anything else
I need to talk to you guys about.
Is there anything else I need to talk to you guys about?
Yeah, I want you guys to know I keep in touch with everybody, bro.
I was talking to Apex the last few days, talked to all the boys, obviously, I talked to everyone,
bro.
I keep in touch with literally everybody, everybody, man, I talked to everybody, bro.
So it's not my business to speak on rug, bro, I'm going to be honest, if you hear
anything you're going to hear from his mouth, and it wouldn't be right for me to speak
on anything regarding anyone else.
It whatever comes from him will come from him
And
Yeah, bro, someone feels fake right like it just feels
See there's a lot how all that once though not even gradually all that one and
I think a lot bro internet internet has looked really crazy, but these last few days have been fucking nuts
But all right guys, I want to know it sounds like you're not at the level to say phase to the boys and
a bright future ahead for sure for not only phase these sports, but
For a group that was made it was a very brief stream
And that was made. You know, I love y'all man. And by the way, I know you guys gonna say why is he wearing this?
well
This is phase these sports from
And this is why I'm wearing it. So, um, I love you guys and
Yeah, bro, I mean we knew that though. See you guys later. Hope I hope I cleared up some stuff for you guys and
Yeah, bro, I love you. I'll get this this react. I'll see you guys
Not tomorrow. I should be streaming the following day cards. I believe I'm doing cards
It gave me good context, bro.
And a lot of watch parties coming, guys.
A lot of eSports watch parties coming.
Love y'all, man.
Take it easy, guy.
Yeah, bro.
All right, let me fan him, story.
Link that motherfucker to me, please.
Fuck.
Yo, Chad, what was the organization that he said
owns the Faze eSports side?
What did he say it was called?
Sum it up for us. I don't know yet. Game square.
Link!
Alright, I just un-paused Sub so it should catch up now.
It's just... it's not trolling.
Okay. All right. All right. Let me give my opinions. Let me, let me, um, let me consolidate
in my brain. Okay. So let me see the banks to you first. Let's see that first before
because I just wanted to know because I've been out the loop. This is my first time
I'm even seeing, whoa.
Despicable evil humans.
The ultimate line has been crossed to lie
about something so disgusting, heart-fulls, despicable.
You guys are pretty evil from the break-up, I mean.
Does it have to do with faith?
Type Webmax to a liar.
You can see I spoke to him via text.
I'm like, okay, I don't know what happened
between him and Type Webmax.
I seen a little bit of back and forth.
I was watching Dante's stream a little bit yesterday
when he was talking about it.
check PBMs. Okay, that's a lot of stuff.
Okay, that seems like it's between damn,
but it's not particularly phase related.
All right, let me get my thoughts out
before it gets convoluted.
And Niggas am a TTS all of a sudden.
Hey, Jim, will you ever play GTA RP again,
or at least for GTA 6?
I have a nigga, nigga, GTA 6.
I'm all over that, motherfucker, man.
All right, so look, let me start by saying
that I feel for the guys, man.
especially the ones that been with Faze for a very long time.
Okay, Faze was the pioneer.
There was a lot of shit they had to learn the hard way
that everybody else had a chance to look at and avoid.
I remember years ago when Faze was worth a billion dollars
and they went public and it looked like money nigga.
It felt like such a crazy celebration
like oh shit, what's going on?
And it was inspirational,
but then it turns sour.
Rug sweet.
Actually, this is the one I've been waiting for.
Fuck.
Officially left phase.
This one hurts after 13 years I've decided to part ways.
Very grateful for everyone who's been part of this journey and people who became family
on the way.
Phase will forever be part of my legacy, but now the new chapter begins.
You lose, you lose, um, god damn rug and a debt in swag and Zuma.
It's cooked now.
Fuck.
What phase fucked up was by introducing business people to their organization.
And it's not their fault because they couldn't have known.
Right. Everybody else can look at that and be like, oh, that went bad.
Let's not make the same mistake.
When A&P started the thought of selling A&P for a hundred million dollars making a fuck ton of money sounds amazing
But after you see enough people get burned you don't want to let anybody in
You only get that experience
You only learn those lessons by either making a mistake yourself or
By seeing other people make a mistake
And because they're the pioneers an
Optic went through something similar optic and phase
It's enough caution to never allow somebody in unless you trust them with your life because they have the power to ruin everything and
Business is ruthless that ass man
The business guys those heads
They they talk nice. They sell you on dreams and they come in with a lot of money
and it sounds nice it's like the apple on the tree you know you know what it
can't come with but what's the odds and I think sometimes it's so easy to look at
the optimistic you should be optimistic go for it everything's cool for a couple
years until it's not and until everything changes and so I mean there's no
way around again, they had their fucking company hijacked.
There's no way around the ship, bro.
They had their company hijacked.
And in the attempts to bring it back, it changed ownership.
I don't know if the numbers are believed to be true,
but a billion dollars?
Yeah, but it's not a billion dollars, though,
because there's rules, even when
you list it on the exchange where you can't sell it
first at a time, you can't dump all the stock anyway,
right?
And then eventually somebody bought it back,
and they got privatized.
It's easy to let people in
because when you're doing well,
people see you as opportunity.
In business, people talk a nice game.
They see you as a check.
And as a content creator,
we don't know these business things.
We're not being taught these things.
And so you get in bed with a nigger that's a shark
and you have no idea because they present
like a cuddly kitty cat.
It's just there to help and be your support animal.
That's the scary part, bro.
The scary part is never knowing
who you just got in bed with, bro.
And once you let a shark in, genuinely say goodbye.
Good luck getting that shit back.
This was inevitable.
New phase the Jason's the Lacey's the Ron's they don't own
They don't own enough of phase to make the upside worth it
You're gonna be completely incentivized every step of the way to create their own thing
It regardless of all this bullshit happening
There's it's like a it's like a there's the og niggas that help build it and then there's the niggas that help revive it
And the niggas that help revive it,
there's not much you can do to incentivize them
to want to stay.
Cause they don't own it.
They don't own enough of it.
This is allegedly the reason why.
A story just broke saying Matt Kailish,
face CEO told the boys they could either be independent
or forced to sign to new management company
where they'd have to sign new creators.
Oh, they could either be independent
or forced to sign a new management company
where they had signed new credits.
Allegedly, it seems like they were making them sign deals.
Wouldn't that just make them fully dependent on phase
and have no management or agencies
and give a percentage of revenue way?
Seems like Lacing the Other Boys
didn't want to sell out, so they left.
I can't tell what's true and what's not.
Like this could have been leaked to him.
It's tough to tell, you know?
Boom, maybe there's a fucking Bloomberg article?
All right, I'm not paying $2.
Let me start, but they don't need phase.
Niggah, Rod doesn't need phase, and Dad doesn't need phase, Ron doesn't need phase, Jason
doesn't need phase, none of them niggas need phase at all.
They were just in love with the brand.
I think the reason why Lacey and Jason didn't look so sad
is because they're good.
They're fine.
It's a new era.
That's all it is.
I think the people that lose here a little bit
are the people that can't leave completely
because they're affiliated with eSports, like the Kasein
on the Nizumas.
And because to the average person,
they see cry, okay, then I skip that part.
I should have finished watching.
To the average person watching,
they might just think Faze is all the same thing.
And so in their heads, they might be thinking like,
why is K-Song still affiliate with stuff like that?
They fumbled the bag, bro.
They fumbled the bag.
I'll say this, when they all joined Faze
and they first put together the house,
all the new members,
They, to a certain extent, they needed FaZe a little bit.
FaZe came, it was like a stamp of approval.
FaZe was providing them with a crib, like filmers,
all type of shit.
But it wasn't long before they wouldn't need that anymore.
Before they could provide all that shit for themselves.
Before they had a team built around them.
And so in a weird way, there was a year period
where it felt like symbiotic.
Where the new members that joined
was making FaZe relevant again.
And then Phages was helping them with the money they had
to help build out some like infrastructure
so that they could fully, you know,
take advantage of their content.
But I mean, if you looked at the last Subbaccon,
a lot of them niggas,
you can tell they don't need the world no more.
They're all of them are gonna be fine, bro.
I'm not, I think the only people I feel really bad for
is the people that have been there since birth
or since early, like the adapts.
Because there's a type of connection
when you have a baby, something you've built for so long,
something you're emotionally connected to,
something that's part of your identity and your DNA
that when it gets hijacked and taken from you
and sold to this person and then resold to that person
and packaged and publicly sold
and you weren't in control of any of it?
That shit sucks, bro.
That's just, I can't even imagine
what that feeling feels like, bro.
I like the fact that he wasn't bawling his fucking eyes
out on live is a miracle to me.
What about Rage?
We don't know about Rage, he hasn't said nothing.
Damn, I'm sure there's tons of shit we don't know is because of contracts and MBAs and
things of that nature.
Raise left.
Can you guys link me that?
We didn't react today, right?
Is it on Twitter?
Let's phase I'm sorry to any supporters. I we let down thank you for letting us come in do our thing trying to save this shit
I wish you didn't have to be this way, but next chapter in my life is forever
But this that chapter in my life is forever closed now
My eyes my fault, bro, I'm a light mode demon, bro. I don't like dark mode. Well, um
It'll be fine.
I think, you know, they really pulled the chair on that nigga though, huh?
Oh my God!
Bro, that nigga owned the whole FaZe Media side and now it's worth nothing!
Yo!
that nigga on the whole shit.
And yesterday it was worth something.
Today that shit is worth absolutely nothing, bro.
You might as well donate it to somebody.
What is this, Aim High?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh my God, bro.
That's the one thing about like an org like that
is the entire value of the org is in the people involved.
Not nothing else, man.
So there's that, at least, you know?
Damn.
It's crazy how everything developed, chat.
You never know why things happen.
You could guess, sometimes it might feel like you know,
but you never really know why things happen the way they happen.
But usually you find the most peace
by just not questioning it and just rolling with the punches,
bro.
If we didn't see optic get fucked in hijacked, if we didn't see phase get fucked in hijacked,
we would have never have known.
to be careful to watch out.
We genuinely would never have known, bro.
Because you hear stories a lot,
but you never think it's gonna be you.
But man,
A&P is something we would never sell, bro.
She always looks cool at first, you know,
But you never know when that might change, gang.
And that's that.
And unfortunately, bro, for them boys, the face boys,
there's no way they could have known.
They was the first one to go through that.
Now, if like eight other niggas went through that
in the content space and they walked through the same track,
then you know, you could say maybe they should have known,
right?
But they was one of the pioneers, gang.
You
In business them business demons those goblins yo
fuck man those niggas are evil bro but they smile in your fucking face
We've seen the rug, we've seen, we've seen most of the stuff at this point, um, I wish
the best for him though.
like they're gonna just make a new orb and then just get a new house so that's
how you put a chair you know I don't know the specifics of their contract but
That's how you get that shit done.
A rug pull.
Yeah.
A rug pull.
I almost wanted the pocket watch too, but that doesn't feel appropriate right now.
This is a real situation. It's not just entertainment, you know
I saw a little bit about like the 20% shit. I don't know how much of that shit is true
Or it is hard work man, it's not easy to keep things together, bro
You gonna have a lot of obstacles
But I think when you fully control it the way they will with their new ship probably
Like you're fully equipped man
You're fully you're very fully equipped man
So I know that they're gonna find a way to figure it out, bro
Man, at least it has like a happy ending a little bit, right?
right if everybody lost a hundred million dollars and
And all type of, like, it would be,
this would be just a tragic story, bro,
with a tragic ending.
But at least, you know, they still fuck with each other,
which means they could just start the next thing.
And you know what?
Immediately like this is gonna be worth $100 million.
Just because of the attention they all bring.
Immediately like this is gonna be worth $100 million.
As soon as they make it like this, right?
You don't think brands are gonna wanna work with them?
Let's do Reddit now chat and mods unless it's something super super important.
Can you please make sure niggas not spamming shit about it?
We you know we took a look at it stuff like that.
You know I get a little sometimes I don't feel all the way comfortable reacting to like
other people's like drama per se, um, because it's not my entertainment.
It's not like it's just not.
And so like, I don't want to treat it like it is.
And sometimes it's easy to see like things crumbling for somebody else.
And just like, you know, just eating your fucking popcorn.
And it's not reality TV game.
The shit is not fake shit is very real, very real, bro.
You mean analytical?
I'm just saying, I get their POV, bro.
I get their POV.
Honestly, if it was me, and I was the new phase,
I would have fucking pieced out
starting my own work a long time ago.
Long, long time ago, and owned the whole thing,
and grew it without all the bullshit
from the execs, from the suits.
Like as soon as I heard the word suit,
I would have been like, who's the suit?
And I done my research on the suit,
And I would have said, bro, let's just do our own shit.
Now, unless I was in that bitch for 15 years,
I would have been, me personally, I would have been out.
You don't need them.
They're about to start their new shit
and it's going to be immediately successful.
They don't need them, bro.
They do not need them.
And I low key like Jason mindset a lot.
It's the way I usually think about things too.
It's obviously bittersweet to see something you love go.
But if you can't be more excited for the future,
then the past, you're already cooked.
And there's obviously exceptions.
I think, you know,
dad can't sit there and fucking smile about it.
But, you know, for some of the other guys
who've been there for a couple of years,
like I hope they don't take it too sad, man.
There's a lot to be excited about.
Their audience is still there, bro.
They're still gonna be there.
Like if anybody thinks that, yeah,
they're still gonna be there, bro.
In fact, they might multiply off after all this drama.
And that has my multiply, bro.
All right.
Hopefully this is vetted.
Let's do Reddit.
And then hopefully we have enough time to hop on games.
So I got to fad at.
Bro, I have a 2026 meeting we're going to have tonight.
So we're going to figure out game plan for next year.
So I'm actually very, very excited to have that.
So I want to take that meeting super serious.
So we might do this and then actually Reddit.
I don't know, or we can keep confessions for tomorrow.
But I'll leave the door open for now.
We'll see what it is.
POV, AMP agent, cameraman using straight vibes
in order to get, they don't know how we know that.
I was not near hypothermia, bro.
I'm telling you, I'm fine.
My body has fully recovered.
I can't feel two of my toes
And it's gonna come back soon.
How much is it?
What a deal!
36?
Nah, it doesn't, it doesn't, yeah, it's 46, so it's...
36?
Thank you!
That's cool.
Oh, thank you, that's a good one.
You've been not trans.
It's fine, thank you, thank you, what a deal!
Thank you!
You okay?
Y'all need y'all come on,
y'all make your story books,
story plots at the sit my nigga!
Gang, it's a catchy quote, right?
It's like sketches, what's up, brother?
It don't make, come on, gang.
Come on, y'all be like,
y'all turn into Steven Spielberg in this motherfucker
when it comes to some shit like this.
Relax, relax, man, refresh again.
All right.
I want you to give me a diabetes ad.
Think I'm good.
I'm lost weight.
How much is it?
Oh.
Oh, you're doing it my fucker.
You're doing it my shit.
It's in.
But I will give 1000 subs.
I'll be the first thing on Twitch
to give the 1000 subs if I'm David
to Diamond Jim and threw that shit back.
Plush of agent.
Huh?
Yo, who made this?
Who made this?
Yo, okay, can I address something with y'all niggas?
The reason why it's easier to be gay,
like say gay shit,
is because y'all never would take that seriously.
If I substitute Davis' name with any woman
on the face of planet Earth,
Gang, it will start an eruption we've never seen before.
Okay?
It's just, it's easier to say gay shit
than to say straight shit.
I don't know how else to explain it, bro.
Imagine I subbing David's name with anybody else.
Now, now entire thick pieces,
niggas is reacting to shit,
people becoming parasocial overnight.
Like, I don't know how to explain it, bro.
What do you, what do you even to do?
What do you even to do?
Of course, there's other asses that would take priority,
but David, he got a little shit too.
See, I'll just double down.
I'm lost.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Recommending Patagonia Chile Torres Bill Payne.
If that's his real name.
Oh, it's a place.
["I'm Going to Love You Now"]
It sounded like a name though.
It sounded like
She might do it look it's a hat
Maybe no, it's not it's a um
Come on, bro. I'm not that slow. What's the next game wager? I called love it yesterday
Soon I
Called I called love with yesterday soon, but I do want to I mean I was gonna ask wrong
But I don't know when the niggas gonna stream again because I know we were supposed to do a wager
But we'll figure that we'll do a wager for somebody I might hit up
Dante or some shit like that. We'll get somebody bro. We'll get somebody
Try to enjoy your food more. What if you always ate your food too fast?
Your stomach would fill up quickly, but your brain wouldn't know it yet
The fullness signal takes nearly shut up. Now that's science shit is cat
That's not how my body works do rag and glasses next pocket watch stream
You're not about to start making requests on my
Stop, I'm excited for the series
If you finish life taking a whole bunch of easy decisions, you will be very unhappy with your life.
Facts.
You will end up below average, disappointed, and you'll know that when you look back, there was a bunch of shit you could have done and you didn't do it.
Because you weren't ready to make the tough decision.
So whatever it is that you...
What are you waiting for, bro?
Oh my god.
If you finish life taking a whole bunch of easy decisions...
I don't know what's gotten into y'all, but y'all edits have really, really elevated, bro.
Really that's 15
Damn, how many updates do you need like up the core is being worked on bro
It's being wrapped right now. Okay, well, I don't know how to explain how long everything takes
It's not even a normal rap
It's a whole process and there's a dude that specifically
Design his whole job is to wrap JDM cars and I need him to come to do it properly because I don't want
I don't want no regular lane a person to put their hands on this knowing what this car is capable of
This car is gonna be greatness, bro. I need the shit to be perfect
I'm gonna get the best people. No, no, I explain it. It's the best people take time
So it's currently being wrapped
God, does it sound good doesn't look good. I can't wait for you guys to see it
That's it. I'm hoping by early January, but I mean I did say early October and then early November and then some point December and
Whatever bro be worth it. Next stop Iceland with cinema would be cinema
It depends when she wants to go cuz I would love to go in the summertime. Maybe when it's not so icy in Iceland
Can I dress them I'm not in a relationship, bro. I
Know when I'm not steering at ass all the time you guys think like it's in relationship. No, bro
And then the next thing is he gay? No, bro
No, I can't I can't even want to do better game like is that not like even a possibility in your head
Come on, bro
I don't know what to do, I'm still finna eat it
you
Hey, just don't since the year's almost over
And we did a lot of random shit broke what I skipped that too fast. Well that
This was all those peek until it wasn't
Yo, bro
Yeah, we did a lot this year, bro rage drop not fall for that
Now rate rate English be getting worse though, I'm not sure what it is
I
Mean it worse, I think it's on purpose though. How does he get worse all of a sudden? Missing my favorite duo
Yo agent
He has always looked out for my it's like always got my interest always helped me to like give me advice and everything like that
She's done a fantastic job at show business for her.
The reason people watch her is because of her personality.
Like now you build a community of people that actually fuck with you.
I thought we said it all over.
She's so easy to do content with.
That was wholesome as fuck.
I was wholesome as fuck.
For free?
He's a celebrity he knows Duke Dennis.
I seen you some chit chat.
Nigga, you can't spell my stupid bitch ass nigga.
I wasn't even trying to smile on me nigga.
I just had to spell.
It's my primary language and I can spell niggas!
Come on, man!
I might not even know how to tie a knot
on a city pretty much fuckin' house.
But at least I can spell a lot!
And I can spell names the same with buzzer.
Yeah, I seen you sit on,
I think it was a bronigamate, this one, right?
Was it?
Am I right or wrong, Chad?
Let's see how good my memory is.
Hehehehehe.
You didn't even fucking show, all right.
Pocket full of sunshine!
There's enough for that, dude.
I got a pocket full of, a sunshine.
Niggas, put your hand on a pocket full of,
push, push, push.
Trust me, trust me, trust me.
And just grab oh good feeling really good feeling
Now he had a whole bunch of hand warmers in his pocket, so it just felt really good
scene
you
I
Making the brightest decisions, but y'all was acting like I was losing it game. Yeah, I was
You cut down a baby she for no reason it's okay the trees will be fine huh I can get
baby? Oh, wow. Yo, Chad. Don't ever let nobody tell you you can't do it. If you tell a nigga
I'm, if you tell a nigga I'm gonna go to Mars, and they tell you you can't do it,
cut them off.
If you if you tell a nigga if if you tell a nigga that I'm going to be a professional
racecar driver and they tell you you can't do it cut that off bro surround yourself
with people that believe in me bro.
Everybody in this house believes in me.
I believe in everybody in this house.
I love any people.
I love these things bro.
If Kai-Sanat told me he was gonna be
the biggest streamer all time, I would have seen him for him.
He's the biggest streamer bro.
He makes me toe to toe, biggest streamer's in the world.
If Duke Dennis tells you-
Duke!
They can tell me-
Man, that was dick stuff.
You can use me bro, find people that believe you bro.
Mmm, now my lips look kissable.
Mwah nigga.
What the fuck was that hand?
Oh shit, fine china for Christmas you're welcome.
Oh my god!
Yo, this would be me if I was having a fern video!
Well what the fuck care at it?
Thank you guys for watching the Pokemon Go Marathon. It was very fun.
I missed the other half of the game.
We have the CE here which is pretty great.
I watched a little bit of this while I was on a plane.
Maybe.
Talking about a bad connection.
Oh you never know guys. There's gonna be something in the world.
I'm gonna go on a spaceship.
I
That wouldn't have be moment right there. I lost my phone
Okay, delete this part from the montage this trauma here never lost my phone like this before
Oh, see, this Hayabi tempted me, bro.
Look now.
I think it's only the number.
That's fire. That's fine. By the way, you that's you don't get me that quick. Look the reason why I don't want to buy the zero one yet. I'm trying to I'm trying to pump the brakes is um I have a
They don't feel that right time right now.
Because I feel like I'm always tempted to buy cars, but they just don't feel like the right stand up. Maybe I'm not um
Not hard
Good agent now that you lost weight a year later. Would you still learn this place?
Maybe one finger one slice. Oh my god
Too much cheese don't ever ban any vachette no such thing as too much cheese. It's impossible
It's not enough cheese you may say
The Tony stat thank you for the you're gonna take it. What are we gonna game in?
game roll
Raiders are greatest in shit man. Let's let's play a game such a Tony appreciate that time, bro
Don't be such a helmet. Thank you for the 10 get it
I'm right now twin. Okay. Wait hold on not rivals though. I
Got a warm up on Robert's game. There's like two new heroes down unfamiliar with
You don't game without an ad. You know that's not true. Come on now. I'm gonna thank you for that 10 get the subs
But I appreciate you nigga
Appreciate that bro
Now I feel like I can smell that flu from the other side of the PC man straight up start right now start today
That next stop just started because
Thank you guys for watching. I love you guys a lot. This took like five six days of preparation
genuine insight into how to operate in these conditions and even though we didn't
succeed I had a good time this week and I challenged myself and we're gonna do
it right and next time we'll know exactly what to expect
I would like y'all to know that there's still more time left in the year now so
whatever it is that you had you wanted to do don't wait till next year I promise
The chance to get this done is very low
Damn, damn, I'm telling you, you guys been getting good with the edits bro. This part I have to put my hands on the walls
This was the scariest part for me, I'll be honest
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm tempted to just put my whole hand up my ass, dead ass
Like if we could reach back there, no cap
No cap.
I came from my fingers.
Negra, hang on, Macia.
Put a minute there.
I'm actually gonna do it.
There.
I'm broke.
I'm gonna see if I don't see cold.
Oh my God.
Shit, I mean,
hey there you go.
What?
I saw it in real life last year.
Damn.
What was this?
Wow.
God.
Looks really, really beautiful.
He's on the bars now, he's out there to come outside
Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah
He's always that big fighting guy
He's always that big down there
Oh, the sweet
He's the one that's gonna come back to you
You're the chaser that my fights are making for me
Hahahahaha!
Ewww
Damn, I didn't know a fair was that adorable, bro.
Wow.
Where'd it go?
You cooked?
They smell bad?
Lots of animals smell bad.
You cooked.
W.R.
Who made that?
Winkle?
Good fucking art, Winkle.
Never know which version you're gonna get.
I love how you're a smartass, but some days a dumbass.
That keeps it balanced.
Some days break rock, and some days you learn something.
you
I
Think niggas in the chat doing hard eyes we gotta move on
All right agent zero everything zero point one percent. Love bro. Yeah, there's no showing us, huh?
It's zero point one
Yo
Hey, 731 game like that's love bro
You know, work out to work out, work out to work out, no way he don't trick.
No way he don't trick.
His hand eye coordination is amazing.
Or leg eye coordination.
Who is this nigga power ranger?
He does it every day.
Impressive man. Can't can't lie. Uh ad ad. I'm not falling for that agent leaving the dealership earlier
I could ain't like hold on man. I don't drive recklessly now. Come on up play with me. I got agent always seen this
At Wendy's, huh
I
Facebook skit days man, yo, I'm not a lot chat there is an era where I did skits to and by God only God
That's not it. That's not it. This is this is our drug. Don't do drugs PSM. I made him like fucking seventh grade
That's not it. Good try buddy. Yeah, this is a 200 lights. Oh, you thought you hit, right? You thought you hit the jackpot, right?
Yeah
I got time.
I was a little bum-ass filmmaker back in the day.
Come on, gang, don't play with me.
Niggaz was not doing transitions like that.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
How is that possible?
How is this possible?
Autotrader private seller exchange.
I think it's a little bit of production, right?
It's 15, 16 streams and you got all these people sitting back and they're watching the
stream and now on the streams you see 16 dudes doing this right here.
But you, that's just how you do.
You know what I'm saying?
I was ready, I didn't even know, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, whatever.
It's not him, it's mine.
It's clear to me.
Hey, what's up?
Who the fuck is that?
That's me, you're just angered.
No, that's...
Wait, y'all are people with production?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
That's what I'm saying.
What the fuck is that?
Hey, production.
Production!
Ha-ha!
My mother and I are people with production.
She's all I need.
Fuck, mom and I need to take care of things.
I
But like eight random things has happened this how Mondo gonna be there no post-train down
I like yo Mondo Mondo was cold in August in LA for streamer games, bro
I can't I can't bring that nigga to anywhere that got cold bro. He's he's gonna cease
He'll just be he'd be there watching with y'all niggas man realistically, bro
He just can't handle the cold bro. I wish he could bro, but he did ask got cold in LA in the middle of summertime
I don't know how to explain it. It was room temperature when he got cold
You could try and grab those pellets
That's funny shit, buddy
Go ahead wash your hands
Okay, did you hear about what Trump just did?
Just kidding.
First person in the way likes men.
I know I didn't blink first.
Maybe that's not what I just saw in the back.
Go.
Oh.
I heard cock.
Oh
Oh my gosh, you should do, um...
Let's go!
What? What?
6-7-8?
Oh my god!
Yo!
Miss Lee, bro. Miss that nigga, bro.
Hey, y'all make a stop tagging me and shoot y'all.
I'm not gonna piss me off.
I don't wanna see no fucking edits to the Emily fucking agent, nigga.
Jeff, you're a great scene when I'm standing.
Bro, what is this, bro?
Yo, DeWitt, thank you for the five good subs, bro.
Bro appreciate that
We appreciate the five gifty sub
Thanks, man
This is the context for this clip
I was parking
And so the backing up I was doing was an adjustment for my park. So him squeezing it it sounded like I was leaving a private spot
I was entering a private spot. He wasn't wrong bro. He wasn't wrong for that
I
Wouldn't even done nothing for real this is Travis Pastrani skydiving
That's a lot of wind.
I
Crazy trust were when kind surprise agent 21 stables already knew each other
No, the fuck he did not I'm not I'm not going back and forth bro. Oh my god
You want to get some was it also like location? Yeah
I am maybe
When it yo chat when a nigga lag out when you start conveniently beating them, what does that mean?
We up the difficulty game and we're up the difficulty nigga
It's shit check it. He lie. Yeah, nigga. He did win the first game was playing on all-star
I thought he was sorry turns out he's not sorry
So we upped it and then he's turned out he lagged out when this shit got tough
Yeah, I was up though. I was up though and that's the game that counts because you know you can't you can't counter all star wins impossible
It's not a real win bro. You beat somebody on all star NBA. You kid. It's not a real game
I'm not even gonna raise baby, but I'm not doing that game
So let's have a game of gauntlet. Oh
You just reminded me we got to do a game of gauntlet. Oh you gave me a few ideas
something you love acting and wrestling for a while now at a very high level I
wonder like do you ever fall out of love because of how much you've been doing it
like cuz you're a veteran at this when you've been doing this I always wonder
like do you ever get bored of it? That's a great question so each each day
you can have your own watch
you
That's this since 2018 is nearly done cold being cold is not a real thing he's from Canada he's been being cold is not a real thing
You can endure cold, you can endure cold, facts you can, you can endure cold, and then
if it gets too cold you get numb so you don't feel it anyway.
You was cold as shit bro.
What are the next place you're going to go?
Like literally the only place I got cold was hands and feet.
What are the next places you're going to go?
I think we're going to try and attempt to, but we might have to stop, why?
We have to, we have to, we have to, we have to, we have to, we have to.
You haven't given it up to the nums where you're going?
Nah, I haven't.
I'm going to South Africa.
You know what I'm saying if you need to go forever.
Where? South Africa.
They haven't seen it.
South Africa is a good one.
They haven't seen it.
I think South Africa should be a really high place.
I would go to South Africa.
That's the main person.
I would go to South Africa.
And if you go, I'll go to South Africa.
If one of you guys told me like,
I'm going to South Africa, I'd be like, I'm coming with you.
How about this?
You go to South Africa.
I'm going to South Africa.
I'd go to South Africa.
I'd lie down.
But if I go to South Africa...
Camel B said do not come.
He trolling, gang. He wants you there.
That's probably a woman.
Why are you saying that?
Because Camel seems like a woman name.
And she said no, so I'm not going to go.
I respect the authorities.
Maybe that's not... Camel not going on my fucking trip.
I know, but she has a view of she don't want me to go.
Come on, bro.
Like, realistically, bro, like, who the fuck here is what that person has to say?
Yeah, fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you. Fuckin' fuck you, dude.
Fuck yeah, man.
Bring one to the side.
Yeah, I'm still starting this.
Oh, wait, guys.
Is this, uh, is it?
We in January soon.
Soon, soon, soon.
I was telling you, soon.
So we're in December.
Okay.
We're in December.
I'm not sick.
Don't worry.
You all right, bud?
Yeah.
Yeah, just.
Where are you?
Yeah.
No, yeah.
I'm not sick.
I'm not.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm not sick.
I'm not sick.
I'm not.
message you okay now I'll take your word for it yeah so let's go south after I'm
not with it bro I'm not I'm with it I'm with it I'm with it look at A&P post
the A&P post something no bro you're getting one guy if only one nigga said
it you can have a bro tell you how to shit we're game I'm gonna check with A&P
boasts I'm telling you game they're getting one guy what A&P what A&P
most is when you get one guy but I trust that's what Bob me sweetie say oh
wait is that who said it yeah
I'm ashamed of my comments. I take it back. I'll tell that gunpoint by chat
And I clarified later. I'm sure that wasn't in the clip
By that I misspoke. So what did you mean to say?
Uh, I meant to say
Miss Davis
Miss Davis, yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean like one of my teachers
You guys very no, whoa
Oh, so we miss Davis miss Davis. Maybe one of my teachers know miss Davis miss Thomas, I said I pay the scene, you know
He's playing see her, what?
I'm 25 years old gay. I'm young as fuck. Lots of things to get married. Okay. Alright. Yeah.
So you're talking about your teacher missing? I was talking about your ass, bro. Cash was
throwing that shit back because he was struggling with the workout and I thought, what if that
was Davis? My bad, gay. My bad, bro!
178 pounds, but I told chat though
it's just easier to say gay shit than straight shit because people don't take it seriously when it's gay because it's
Everyone's gonna forget about tomorrow, but if I said a woman's name to games games that match done. That's it
That's what I told chat. Thanks. Am I right around bro?
You have mine. No. All right cool. Have a good day
No, there is I just tuned in it's bad time J. Dover leave. Hi Davis. Do you think it collapsed into the door, bro?
Alright, bro.
Ugh.
Ugh, I need to get out of here.
Ugh.
This is adorable.
You're quick!
I get you!
I
Hate orders the fuck out the chat and nigga don't be fucking read it, bro. No you fucking read it, bro
All right chat is nine the few things I do
Meetings for rest of night. It's time for me to cook up bro game plan for rest of 2026
I would like to say I'm probably going to be live tomorrow, but there's a few things
It's gonna rely on
Peace!
Bye, man!
Ah, this beat!
Peace!
you