you
I
Said it was too much I'm hitting game to grow me to grow
But you don't smell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah at all. Oh, yeah, that's that tone
Yo, I have something for you bro. I have something for me
What you got for me what you got for me
Who is this you're rage gaming twitch chat and agent double zero twitch chat
W agency what I like that shirt. I'm gonna Emily got it for me. Let's fire
Okay, so look so look so look so look so look so look so look so look so look so let's say let's see oh
My god, you know you have bad one massage today, though. You have no, oh
Oh, that's good bro you and David's be giving D massages though
Yeah, okay, so look bro. I was at I was at the you know sounds like I'm not sick
So we was at the card store where you say what we was at the card store game
You know I'm saying I was out there looking for
For guests or something like that
You know yeah, and uh, but then I found something yeah that really spoke to you
Yeah, me yeah
And I thought to myself like dealer. I have to get that from bro. I literally have to get that phone. Okay. It's all I got
Yeah, I think it's fine as much like that. I don't know what I don't know what makes it was a hundred dollars
I saw Taylor Swift, I bought a gig, I didn't think about it too much.
Wait, why is it $100?
It's just like just a normal album.
Yeah, I think you have to open it or something.
I did tap.
Wait, why is it open though?
Because it's like plastic though.
Oh, I don't know.
I generally don't know.
I don't know what to do.
This is a good book.
Oh, the discus sign.
Yeah, I didn't ask questions.
I didn't ask questions, gig.
I just got to 10, bro.
Discus sign?
I didn't ask no questions though.
Wow.
I always got it.
It's packaged though.
I have no fucking idea, but there was like eight of them though.
So I think she might have just got done with a concert
One time home inside eight of them bitches make fucking put them in a big-ass card store. So what do we do though?
Like I don't do you you are determined to have a CD player not think about it
So if I was y'all bust that shit wide open
Cuz it's like would you not would you rather not listen to Taylor Swift? I'm a question. Yeah
What about me specifically makes you think that I would still have like a CD player
Like I can see you being like, oh you got like a vinyl record player or something, but like a CD player?
CD player.
That's your car? Like that's something like a stereo CD player, like that you would like pick up?
No, probably like a laptop that still accepts CDs.
CDs, okay.
Yeah. You know, your PC probably got the CD portal on it still.
Doesn't. Really?
I don't have one.
Oh.
I don't have a laptop either.
Oh.
You have a workstation?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do but I don't see I don't see either but but but I'll get one
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know at the end of the day. Um
Do we do it? Yeah, I mean sure
Just a check is it we're all in agreement to open this up
You might as well bust that wide open you must have busted open. Oh my god. You must have busted open name pause
Yo, I just realized what the fuck I was saying nigga. Yeah
Yeah, what context does make perfect sense, bro? Don't judge me
Do not judge me, bro. Do not judge me. I had a flashback or something. Yeah, I just realized I'm on stream. Yo, oh
Just now I just know is that I get black or chat or is it the lighting?
Man, I get black. I got a black or bro
You know what it is, you know what it is, you know what it is, you know what it is.
Yo, Justin, yo, Justin, I see you again.
Yo, Justin!
You fine gifted, Justin.
Yo, be fine gifted.
Yo, hold on.
Somebody said watch the city not be signed, I'm going to be highly upset.
Okay, just, hey.
Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
You're not, that city is not.
I would say right now that you're not trolling.
You bought this for $100.
I swore on bro, it said $99.
My trip or not you were like chat was yeah, we bought on stream chat wouldn't lie to me check. Did it not say $99 I
I'm pretty sure did for real. Okay. He said for real hundred
Okay, this is what the outside look like. We don't see no type of signature
This is what the back look like. I don't really see any type of attractive. Oh, yeah, but not not like
Hmm. I think I used to like back in the day like more often like now
I was like a kind of like admire her like I find her attractive but not really like I'll try to fuck her like you know
I'm saying like I find her attractive in terms of like if she walked in front of you would you and she said
Well, I'll say no
And she walked in front of you and she said
Hey, hey
You go break
Yeah, but I probably be like what's Travis thinking about this? No, no, like I see and she said if she said if she said if she said if she said
Hey, I'm fine
Will you go break? Yeah, but I don't mean I gotta act on it. Okay, so you're attracted
That's that's over there all I was asking is like whether the attraction is there. Yeah, attraction is there for sure
Of course, she's a beautiful woman. All right, here we go
For a hundred dollars agent double zero
I
You probably want to sniff that now
I got two sign things now from you and rage my two homies and two people have impacted my life the most you guys have given me
Something I can never replace. I would have never been able to get it on my own. I really appreciate y'all, man
You know, she's touching herself in the album cover too
See that
That's post orgasm flicks. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah, that's how it is post orgasm
That's special bro. It's very special. It's very special special
I'm just I'm so thankful that you did this because this is nice man. Yeah. Thank you for thinking of me
Did chat have to tell you or you just knew oh god
I see some chill of Swift and then I like my brain lag and then I was like
I wonder anyone caught you thinking
And then snap back and reality go dad I need it. Yeah, bro cuz I was searching for something specific
I was searching for something specific and I couldn't find it. I saw two. It was all him five messages down
It was us. No, no, it wasn't no, it wasn't
Y'all got fraud!
A soul amazing!
Trying to take your credit.
Don't do that, who?
Soul amazing, S-O-L-E, amazing.
Soyo.
Come on, game.
Yo, S-O-L-E.
Come on.
What the fuck did you say?
I said, like the shoe!
Like the shoe!
Bro, you can't be that brain-rodded.
You guys can't be that brain-rodded, bro.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Go back to sleep, you dick motherfucker!
You know what I said? Soil though.
It doesn't. S-O-L-E is so true.
I saw the nickname though, bro!
Soil is S-O-I-L.
That's what that was!
Am I blind? I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind.
It was S-O-L-E.
Look! S-O-L-E!
Oh, I'm tripping.
You did tripping!
Nah, I didn't put my contacts in the chat. That's on me.
Wait.
Oh, oh, no, there was another nigga in the chat named soil something what you're talking about a different person
Oh that guy. Oh, okay. Okay. There was another guy named soil underscore something else. Yo, so don't make me look like a frog
So if you're here say something to say something to chat, bro soil. I just seen him gang
No, I'm gonna participation list. No, I'm gonna participate in this soil
Hey Jack just so you don't see it. Sorry. We couldn't find that name. So hurry get live
He was here he left boom. Oh
So we saw
Wait, isn't that but but wait though. Oh, it's what no, no, it's so it's what you'll really appreciate that
W. Fuck
Appreciate you. Oh, they be fine the best agency. No, no that the eye was capital
That's why I look like a L in so but but when so it's always exactly that I'm telling not trip around
You thought soil soil soil soil soil soil soil no, I thought I thought that soy soy was
soil soil soil soil
So as I was saying bro, I'm so excited to go to that concert with you man
No, um, I'm yo, let's pop out to that. Yeah, you know, I'm on that
Bro, you know, I'm on it. Yeah
And just so we're not talking about anything in particular, but it's like I was reading the history books the other day
As I normally do you do and they be talking about this woman named Medusa
How she would look at people on turning the stone. I thought that was so interesting
And you know, it's just like one sense
We don't look anyone in the eye because you never know what you never know what they could do or anything like that or whatever
You know, so it's like yeah, but you learn anything recently. Yeah, I learned
I
I learned that if you have testicular torsion, there's a 97% chance you lose your ball.
Really? 97% chance.
Pertesticular cancer?
Torsion, yes.
Testicular torsion.
Cancer, I'm not sure of rates on that.
Can't be too high.
Nah, I think that's one of them ones.
Oh, it's like it's easily beatable?
No.
Oh, like the opposite is one of them ones that take you out.
No, prostate's the one that takes you out.
That's the one we should check for us to assume.
I don't want to.
Yo, it's crazy doing that.
Why'd I freak on it?
What's up, man?
The nigga say, if it goes in his butt,
he might like it or something shit like that.
I think he might be gay.
He's fine, though.
He's gay, he's fine.
It's just like, you wouldn't like any type of,
I don't know what a person who's like,
and even to be honest with you,
he might be in, is this even positive?
Is there another level?
Is there a whole another level
above someone who's gay?
Sure, there is.
Because, oh no, listen to this,
because I've never heard of a gay person
sexualizing a medical procedure.
That's a medical, this is something that happens
in everyday life.
Oh.
and he sexualized a medical procedure
that happens to every man, and he felt like,
oh, this doctor took my chest back.
You know what it is?
Why would the doctor be taking my chest back?
You know why people wouldn't sexualize that, bro?
Because they're used to getting the G-spot.
The G-spot punished, you feel me?
So they know what that feels like.
He had no idea what that feels like, so he-
It's an interesting word that you use, right?
Yeah, it's like he-
Hey, you ever get your G-spot punished?
Fuck.
You ever get your G-spot punished
because you brought up doctors and prostate exam
touching your G-spot and it's like,
why would you bring that up and sexualize it
if you didn't know what it felt like?
I don't even think G-spot is real weird.
He does.
I think it's just asshole family.
You don't think a G-spot is, well,
I mean, that's actually low-key though.
It's like, should we look at that?
Yo, only one way to find out.
Yo, super girly, thank you for the five, get to sell us.
It's not one way to find out. We're getting a cross-state exam. There's multiple ways, not just one.
We could look up some things. I mean, what else are you gonna do? What else are you gonna do?
I'm just saying like in terms of just historically like times in the past, like we don't necessarily need to go experience stuff.
Oh, on stream.
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Yo, that's a crazy streamer.
Oh, they're not gonna let you stream in a hospital game.
Oh, that would have been crazy, bro.
That would have been crazy.
That's a hip of violation.
Yeah, that sounds like a yes, okay.
But imagine if it wasn't.
I mean, we don't have to.
Well, house calls, that's a stripper.
Hey, if a guy showed up in a doc outfit
He's gonna put these in your ass. That's not a nut, bro.
The glove that snapped with the one finger on it.
He's like, I'm here to make a house call.
Wait, why is there always a man, though?
You get what I'm saying?
Why have I never heard of a prostate exam being done
by a woman?
Okay.
You want to say, Ashley, thank you for that five gift
this size. Appreciate you.
Thank you, Ashley. You were real one.
W.
Will Neff is doing it?
For charity hold on now, hold on what charity chat we might have to donate
Well, that is gonna do it on stream
Is he gonna do that like the time that a and p got their dicks measured and it was on you remember that no
I don't even want to know how big everybody did this. No, but you guys did that right? We've never done that
No, no, you guys went behind the curtain the only thing I know is Davis dick is tiny am I am I tripping?
Did didn't amp have a video where they did that they went behind a fucking curtain or something else face?
I'm about to say if I forgot that video I'm fine. Yo, I still
Know what I can forget my friends dick size if I found out if I found out this
Yeah, it's like I don't want to know where I rank. Yeah, you ever say like
Hell yeah, I change the dynamic. I'm not gonna let a nigga with a little dick talk crazy
Joe Melly appreciate the fuck it this up
I
Talked like that we talked about a life game not I said the reason why I spoke up a little late on bro
I woke up. I was good, bro
Then I started fading and I realized first day of fasting bro, and I started fading hoarder hoarder hoarder hoarder
With me chat with me
Oh, appreciate you. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Appreciate you man today was the first day. Yeah
Yeah, I made it.
Yeah, I made it, bro.
So I literally just waited until I ate, and then we sparked up as soon as I, like, I
literally had 20 minutes after I ate.
There's a little boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I just showered it down my throat.
You know how I get.
I do know how you get it.
So I just ate quick.
Sometimes you forget to take a breath.
Yeah.
You breathe, which is crazy.
Essentially, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just got to, you keep stuffing, and you keep stuffing, and you keep stuffing, and
you keep stuffing, and you keep stuffing, and you keep stuffing, and you stuff, and
stuff, and stuff, and stuff, and keep stuffing until you can't stuff no more.
And then it's kind of like, oh no I should go work out.
But then you do.
And then you look like this.
Which is great.
Thanks man.
You know who gave me this?
Emily.
Did she get you guys one?
No.
The person who made them gave Rage one.
So we gotta play sword.
Did he make it?
Oh I mean yeah.
Emily made it.
Come on.
No Emily gave us.
No!
Yes she did.
She didn't make this?
No she did.
A fan made this?
No a fan didn't make that.
She made that for us bro.
She said she made it!
No, yeah, she did, it's just she did.
Diana, thank you for the five gift, they shut up.
You're the best.
I once knew this girl, her name was Diana,
and she was in the Screamo Band, but she was the singer.
Oh.
How crazy is that?
She was doing that.
She was good at it.
That sound like some stuff that would happen in Kansas.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the boring, bro.
You didn't hang out a woman.
What else are you gonna do?
I'm gonna make you scream my name.
You have one or two options, bro.
One or two options, hang out a woman, do a metal band.
You thought she made it?
The whole time I thought she made it.
It looked, it looked personally made, bro.
She did.
That's because it is personally made.
Wait, hold on, is this AI?
I'm about to take this off.
No, it's not.
It's AI.
No, it's not.
The guy that's-
Because you're sure, because this might be AI.
No, the dude, are you sure?
Emily made it, yes.
Emily made it?
Yes.
She told me the process.
When I talked to the person that made it, which-
Do we know the person?
The person who made it, which is Emily,
told me that it, yeah, it's not AI,
like they made it, they're inlunated.
My SIG is in the lower left corner.
Hold on, he's in here right now?
SIG?
Signature, you kid.
Oh wow, he's in here right now.
Oh snap, he watched it as we speak.
Damn!
Shout out to the child, I ain't no.
I was just trying to cover for him.
I knew, I knew, I ain't man,
don't think I forgot about you.
You know what I mean?
I was just trying to cover for, you know, him, bros.
Really, hey, Kansas, Nebraska, we Midwest,
you know what I'm saying?
We Midwest SIGs.
Not anywhere near each other, bro.
You know what it's true, but sad 90% Americans couldn't point out all the states on a map
They couldn't in that crazy, bro. He ain't not crazy. It's next door. No, I know if I was there when care first formed
That's a
Chris I
Just want to say that I
I wanted you here, and I'm pretty sure it was that agent
Oh, yeah, I wonder and I'm pretty sure
Rage wanted you here. He did and if I'm not mistaken
But yeah Emily just wasn't feeling you and she thought you might kind of bring down some of the vibes
You get some chemistry and she did say you'd be improv and a lot
but hey man I mean you still pop out you know saying get get one one uh well
yeah you could pop out and go somewhere really you can't stay at the house
because now you can see with me oh my bed is too big for one person anyway
bro really all right it was just me in my laptop the whole night he's chilling
and we only take we take up like one quarter the whole bed bro really one
quarter that's it cuz I see by my side yeah yeah what are you be watching I just
watch John Oliver segment okay yeah shit like that it's like it's interesting
enough to give you up boring enough to make me fall asleep yeah touch it yeah
isn't that an art it is art it's like I need a right video yes I'm interested but
I know I'm not that interested though yo meet up they would have five gifted yo
I need up 2,000. Thank you so much for gifting to my friend
He really needs it in this time. Thank you
Me and Emily are officially beefing
That's what Chris said. Um, right in the district. That's fire
That's fire
Yeah, I'm gonna first one to repost it. You know I'm saying
Yeah, man, that's all ages stream for a lot of people. Hey, yeah, I think it's falling asleep to me
okay okay every 30 minutes on the dot the audio levels will go all the way to
100% and I will be having a screamo concert with aim high okay I'm waking
all asses up every 30 minutes on the 30 minutes there will be a challenge yes
we will eliminate viewers one by one yo what if we did a mr. Beast challenge
Okay, where only niggas that clicked on the stream was notified. Hey, are you 100% through VA? No, please someone help me
I'd like to get my money
It's my money and I need cash now my my my veteran in arms
They haven't paid you no bro. Cuz when I got out like I got out kind of early
You know I'm saying and they were like, okay
You gotta go down to the VA to the medical place
And I'm like, hey man, is anything wrong with you?
And I was like, hold on, man,
Astro just get the five subs.
Astro!
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate you.
My friend made it.
So yeah, I was in the medical place,
I was in there and they were like, hey man,
all you gotta do is sign and then you outta here.
Unless there's something wrong with you.
But if there's something wrong with you,
we gotta go.
Did they get you to sign and then do some other shit?
Yeah, bro, I was like, all right, I'm outta here.
But no, I'm going to go get the five.
Global Potato!
Global.
Global Potato!
Thank you so much.
I don't know what this is about you in particular,
Global Potato, but something about you and your name
scream that you play Civilization 7 or 8.
I don't know. I don't know what they're up to now,
but it do sound like you play Civilization, uh, Sid Meier games.
Which I think it is.
I show what another five gifted. Who's touching me?
Who's touching me? I mean, who's touching me?
Who's touching me? Who's touching me? Who's touching me?
Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
Yeah, I so appreciate that five gifted bro. Appreciate you. They'll be using a fucking check. Hey, just started letting knows
I've assigned like CD by Taylor, so just you guys understand. Oh, you guys know, okay? Like what type of shit I'm dealing with. Yeah, you're
Yo, yeah, oh, yeah, huh. Yo games to thank you for the time. I appreciate the five
I'm not gonna be offended laughing survey with the five gifts. Sorry
Sorry, thank you laughing survey
Y'all don't get to y'all bro.
Do you?
Super girly with the fire.
Is this sit on this?
Y'all think it's going...
WAAAY!
God damn!
Girlie, thanks for the fire.
Ham, thank you for the thing after the girly one.
Thank you.
My friend really need it.
Yo, are you calling me bro, bro?
Um...
Yo, I have eight cars!
Sorry.
I was gonna say that.
You feel good?
I
Don't even have a
Yo, there's no more in Laila. Thank y'all for the five and a five
five
Shayla they're going my goal Laila. Yo, y'all go crazy. Appreciate a KY. Yo, you know, he's the most OG in the agency
He has the longest sub. Okay. Why?
On Twitch?
Yeah, on Twitch.
Was he around when we were playing on Beagle Live?
Oh, he might have been.
He might have been.
But he definitely was around.
He farmed subs in the 2K era.
In the 2K era?
Really?
So then when I got back on Twitch, he had a head start.
Damn!
That's actually insane methods.
Can I write a horniest mod?
No, it's not.
It's straw.
So you find her?
Okay.
No, I'm not going for her.
Nicole and Betsy at the same time?
Hey, that's a man's dream.
Nicole.
Thank you, Nicole and Betsy. I appreciate you
Whoa
Yeah, they're as long as the speed.
Fuck me, dude.
Hey, man.
Holy smokes.
Y'all are going crazy, bro.
Oh, my God.
Send me with a 25.
You know, send me like he in the NBA.
You know, he dropping 25 a night.
25 a night.
He dropping 25 a night, and he average.
He can drop 50.
He put out the bra number.
He dropped 50, but he dropping 25 consistently.
Thank you so much, Steve.
Debra gets a 30.
Man, that's cap.
And Debra ain't getting no 30.
No, let me find out a death for get the 30 nigga. I'm gonna skip past my shit without me seeing that a w canoed on the front page
Yeah, it's always on the front page
He did
No
He did three weeks ago
I bet you thought I hated you
It's big three big big three
big pause be three three zero
Big three zero, bro. Thank you so much for that. Yeah, I appreciate you bro, Steve
You know, so I'm gonna break my fast with that money
30 times
five times six times six nowadays well you know Melly they know five gifts they
stuff
oh yeah so it's like 4.75 something you know Melly
4.50 yeah 11 K-sauce
450 times 30 450 times 30 fuck I don't know
Oh, let me call him.
Sure.
OK, I'll be careful.
Oh, hey, Jen.
Hello, Earthling.
Hi, Em.
Hello, Earthling.
Yo, would you happen to know what?
Em, would you happen to know what 30 times 450 is?
4 times 450?
$4.50, not, not, not, sorry, not $450, but $4.50 cents.
$1,350, I think.
$1,350?
No, she's $1,330.
Yeah, $4.50 times 30.
Oh yeah, $135.
That's $135.
Okay, okay, all right.
Okay, thank you Emily.
See you soon.
Oh, yeah, get set on one, get set on one.
Okay, yeah, get set on one.
Ken is not that bright, we're good.
So that's a lot that's pretty good
That's very good. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's a lamey y'all
Yes, that's a big on trade and I say a drink I feel like like oh, yeah, bro
Probably what couple desserts after that?
Hey
Cheesecake today. Oh, I love that cheesecake, bro. Um, okay back to my original question, right? You feel like
Just gifted five subs rod
Rod 98 a rod. We loved you in the mall, dude. You were fucking incredible
Keep streaming keep doing your thing. You know, we appreciate you for the gifted subs
Um, she's here. Do be sure. I'm so sorry
Um, you had to do all that do you feel like you global potato. Oh my god, man, you're gonna get that sentence off one day
Thank you so much
We love the fact that you play civilization. Thank you so much. That's fine. Like most people not even thinking about civilization
You know, thank you for that gifted. Um
Do you think that this woman, now you don't have to, I'm not saying you have sex with her or fuck her or whatever, I'm just saying do you think, like looking at this girl, you would say she's pretty?
No.
Okay, why not?
Oh, no, no, objectively?
Objectively.
No.
Why not?
You can be honest.
It's okay.
Objectively maybe.
Okay.
But personally.
Yeah, that's, objectively would be no bias.
Well, I'm just a face to my nigga yo DJ Chaka. Thank you for the five gift. It's uh
W5 and dark damn damn
You dirty dog you
with the 50? What we talking about Taylor like that?
Oh, I sound. Oh, I sound.
You know the way to my heart, man.
Oh, I sound. You the guy, bro.
What the fuck?
You go.
OK, go to Google.
Oh, Sam, thank you so much for the love today, bro.
I'm going to flip Vogue photo shoot.
Oh, I got it going.
I don't know.
That's going to be a tough one.
Any time it's going to be a tough one to explain at a contest,
go and kind of do that.
Yeah.
I think that's a great one.
Yo, oh, Sam.
No, you're not going to check.
This one.
That's right here?
I need to see where's her.
Show them where's her full body.
Oh, go ahead.
Click it.
Or there's some down there.
I've got this.
Gabe, why is no there?
They're cut off.
The whole picture is her.
Her body.
She got her legs up and shit.
How about this one?
OK.
That's, I mean, you know, that's not the one I wanted.
Oh.
Hey!
Oh.
You don't got to do it, but you do it.
Thank you! 50 gifted for the agency. I almost want to drop a sub-center because he thinks he's going crazy.
You're on a level 19 hype trend. And listen, this is what it is. This is what the agency is doing right now.
We're getting leverage here. You know what? You're gifting because you're here, brother. You're sick, you're not feeling good, but you're here.
You hear me? You're here. You're showing up every day to work and you're saying, I'm fucking, I'm gonna stream.
I'm gonna stream I'm gonna do this for my agency for my crew for my people. I love for the people I entertain
I gotta be better. I gotta be up front stage center lights on me putting on a show cuz I'm Asian double zero
I'm not sick. Why do you keep telling me I'm sick? You just look sick. You don't you look like you're just tired
Bro guys, why don't you keep telling me are you okay? I told y'all I had a low energy because I didn't eat bro
Oh, why don't you tell me that's what it is bro?
That's what it is. It's the low energy because you can't eat or is it that rages little sister primate plague
He's got you fucking sick
Got you sick. I haven't even seen P5 yet. Gangle. You haven't got a chance to see P5. I haven't even seen her bro
Oh, bro, you're sorry. You're sick big guy Mike. I'm bro. Stop. Yo, what's happening, bro?
What look I'm not saying I can't get sick. I've been around fucking rage all day yesterday
It's a chance. I'm gonna get sick, but I'm not sick right now. Okay. Nah, she
Okay, it's insane. Hey guys
Y'all are going crazy on my boy right now. Oh wow
No, it's not it's getting treasures. Yo, I just get what y'all what y'all want to go with the 50 bros get
another
You just got 150 subs and we're standing 10 seconds.
You're right, I think I just did it.
50 on 50 on 50.
Yo, I'm not a lie.
Ladies and gentlemen, who remembers this agency clip?
50 get it!
Yo, yo, they seen the deposits gone.
Hey, one thing about Airbnb man ain't no deposit nigga, the host just gets hold.
Okay, I know that because I used to be one.
The only thing the host can do is kindly request for some fucking bread and they can
Don't know fuck themselves and nobody could do shit about it, bro
Yo, okay, appreciate you for that
We saw it
We saw orange that look that look a I will warn you bro that our whole team is being off BV
So and it gets way harder to book shit when you've been off BV, bro
I'll say
Yo, Dirk
I'ma be loving when I'm loving and loving you love.
I'ma be in love when I'm loving and loving you baby.
You know who knows the lyrics to that?
Fuckin' sit up.
No one.
She knows the lyrics to everything.
Okay.
Even shit nobody knows the lyrics to.
Okay, does she know who lyrics to Taylor Swift?
She should test it today.
Okay, if she don't, then maybe she's not your friend.
I agree.
Maybe she's not your friend.
Yo, Dugomo, why can't you love me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is my best friend or not.
I'm in the seat
It's okay. I'm going off about something that USA. Yep. That's it. That's my dog
That's him. Agent double zero always support and turning point USA
Hold on. I don't support the mix at all
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna say shit for the love of the game
I'm not gonna say shit for the love of the game
I'm so sorry
That's the work of thinking, gentlemen, right?
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
You know, the boys, how about you?
You know what I'm talking about?
You know the boys, the little boys.
Hold on, why is that on the ceiling, though?
You see that?
It's not on the ceiling, but it dried up.
Somebody had some real, OK, to be honest with me,
if you were, like, I'm talking like, you know, OK, W12,000,
always hit 12,000.
Anybody glazed your Gumball?
Everybody glazed K?
K Gumball.
W, W.
Wow, every glaze OS sandwich is at 12k.
Who's at 10k like four days ago?
What the?
Dude, can I say something?
That is the agency's vibe, though, in my opinion.
Sometimes you guys will be hovering at like an eight
or nine k or whatever.
And it's slave!
And it's like three days.
One more bang, please!
So I like to role play like I'm in the medieval times.
Oh, I know.
But I'm black.
I definitely would have been a slave.
This one, we don't know that.
I'm saying three.
Wait, what was I saying?
I don't know, I was focused on my drink being empty.
Hold on, Chad, what was I saying?
Three?
You're saying one more day?
I'm not gonna go, I'm not gonna lie,
they wanna go to a theme park tomorrow.
I'm gonna-
They don't have to be that though.
No, I don't wanna take that away from y'all.
From y'all, like I'm going.
Emily really wants to go.
Okay, why can't you do both?
What do you mean?
Why can't you go do something?
Like, why can't they go to the parks?
I don't want them to leave the park to come and do the rest.
I can't talk to them about it because then-
Because they're just gonna change the whole plans for me and I want them to okay. Yeah, I want they want to go to a park
So I'm not gonna you know, I don't want to hold them back from the park. Yeah
Finally finished writing Emily diss track the song should be about
You know, thank you gorgeous Jess for the five gifted. They're going crazy. Oh Jess. They go to have
Three it'd be like three or four days and agency will just get like three four five
Like a thousand subs a day it seems like it's cousin spurts, and it's just nuts
It's a little money good as an agency, bro. That's why I tell you bro. It's about money, bro
It's like they're about their business. It's like 25 niggas in here. They got it, bro
I do Chris at eight minutes
Chris who Chris Chris that you wrote a diss track on Emily. That's eight minutes. Yo, I think they're dropping up
Woo hoo hoo, you got a mixtape on her.
Heart part six, game one.
One.
You're dropping something insane, bro.
Yo, bro.
I'm excited to listen to it though.
What do you want?
I'm more sticky right now because it's hot, bro.
I'm sticky as fuck.
You think we'd stick together?
No, I'm not sticky enough.
I think I'm stickier under the shirt.
Oh, take it off.
That was gay.
What you did are good. We both did it was mad
It was what those mad gay
those stupid gay
Well, you are the first W. No streamer to start queer baiting is that why the ceilings like that? Oh, they come
That's why I was saying okay imagine her okay. You're sitting here. You're sitting here, okay?
girl behind you jerking off like like like she's behind you so titties are
on her show on your shoulder she's like kissing on your neck and then grabbing
you from the you do I'm saying back how can you hit the ceiling I don't know
that's it if I can yes I don't I don't know like can you I don't think so that's
only explanation to those markings up there sinister you were sick I haven't
Even season all day by the time I woke up. I was in the crib. They was
You're sick
Hey, hey, no fans about it. Go to your room and go to bed. You're so
Good
Oh
the 20s get this sub and Alexander with the five appreciate it.
Love you five. Alexander thank you for that five. Thank you Alex. And uh.
Keep, keep coming. Nah they don't do the
competition no more. They don't do that anymore.
Yo King LV, Xixin, Xucran, Merci beaucoup.
Thanks. How you say this in Spanish?
Uh. How you say it in Spanish bro? Say it again? How you say thank you in Spanish?
Oh, uh, gracias.
Gracias, you fucking rapsack.
Gracias, bro.
What?
You have global potatoes.
They would have, oh my god.
No, I didn't look at chat.
I didn't look at chat.
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
They probably did.
I'm just saying I didn't look at them.
I was looking at global potatoes.
React to Canada, USA Hockey.
I'm going to be honest with you, bro.
Is that the one where, like, off the rip, they dropped their glove and started throwing it?
They might as well squabble to start the game.
They did.
Today well, oh it was today. Yeah. Yeah, but you remember they did that though for one of their games
Oh, that was an exhibition. I was that was that was a different competition though, but it was like, yeah
On putt drop they were like, let's do what we came here new boys and they threw their gloves on
Well, I thought that though yo, I do too. Yeah, if you ever know your Alex
Alexander or VB HD HD
I think he did bro. Hey, Alex if you like that go ahead and get another 20 more and I'll do something
Oh no, you can't be doing for everybody, bro. What you're talking about?
I don't like when people say that oh you can't promise one view or something because then you got to do it for every viewer
Okay, I'll fuck every viewer. So that's a problem
That's a problem. Well, is your chat all over 18? Yes, because I put 18 plus on it
I mean one of the only streamers that do that
You lucky that we in front of people right now because I give you a kiss, bro
Thank you so much for that 20 gifted for my boy
Hey, by the way, wait, wait, wait, wait, go back, go back, wait, go back, go back, go back.
What?
Uh, homepage.
There's not a show no more.
I can refresh.
Go down.
Yeah, maybe go crazy, gang.
Oh, that taught me to go crazy.
Go crazy?
Go crazy.
You know, you're gonna start playing go crazy.
Listen to me.
Alex.
Can I call you Alex?
You've been on my mind for a long time.
I felt like I had to tell you something because I've seen you.
I've changed my boy over here.
Some subs.
Usually that's something I like to be doing.
But I like when a man takes charge.
You definitely take charge out there and give them some money.
Big money.
Hold on.
Big spending.
Hold on.
I feel like a kiddie streamer.
Yeah, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I did it, I did it.
I felt like I needed to buy a heart tumbling start
to do a jumper jackson.
Yo!
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, you wanna see this fuckin' titties shake fine?
Yo, Nick is talking about I'm uncomfortable.
So you're not gonna ignore my five?
Hold on, you're five.
Oh, Kwanzaa went high.
And go potato with a five
Quantum Kesty strokes
Yeah
The mini strokes is like it was like a lightning round. Yeah, by the way, I am the type of person to just come in under like 10
20 seconds and go around to
Most most most people are I swear guy really I'm so crazy take that back. I do not swear on God
I'm pretty sure what you are especially your comment. Yeah, most people are though. Okay. Yeah, is that true?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
What aim stop bro?
El print on God best method. Okay. Yeah. Okay. He's the best method
Good to know on God. What are really concerned about this on guy start stream on YouTube you do that
Most other days I did go back to the YouTube. I wanted them to see that. What did I do?
It's a home page bro. So when you go in and you come back it will freshen and you know
That's how home pages work. Yeah. I ain't gonna tell me how home pages work game
Hey, you've been doing YouTube for one year, bro. What good stuff? You don't know nothing about it. I'll tell you
I'm up to date with my you know, you don't know nothing about it. It's raised
Go down
Ew this this home page is choppy. This is my free. This is my agents or everything home page
I don't know who be on here, bro. I don't watch this on here. I don't know what the fuck this home page is
There it is, bro. This is a completely unfiltered picture of you guys, and I love it
You this is literally how you guys look to me. I'm no troll like this dude literally looks like that
Who made who made this thumb whoever made this thumb? I want you guys to know from me and Rage's team personally
You're gonna get a raise
Whoever made that thumb even though you don't work for us. You're this is agents thumb. I want you guys to know
I'm I'm gonna put something I'm gonna put some ten dollars in the pot. You know what I mean?
Give him a little bonus now. He'd get paid a lot more than that
Well, it's like a tip like ten dollars. You know, this is my actual on-page chat on the channel
We usually watch it on look Tommy G. Jesse James West agent there were gaming mr. B
He's fucking cool in the game. Come on, bro. Some movie chair the shit said pull movie
This is the this is the interest on views for the weight loss dream. So
This is this is a banger. It's a banger. We probably gonna use that one again, bro romantic music
That was we just oh my god, don't piss me off
We just said romantic music so it's gonna show you more romantic music on the don't piss me off
Don't piss me off. We wouldn't do that on your actual
No, it doesn't do it on here. Like this is my actual homepage
Look now that I saw all these videos. I have to open them up
Hold on you
I gotta open up Rose
I
Don't watch anything bro. They look like AI no, I don't watch anything
I don't watch anything. I don't watch anything, bro. You don't watch AI anything nothing
Zero
Here we do you see what I need to
Okay, all right. Well, hey man, I just wanted to come and hang out with you for a little bit
Then it ended up you giving me some shit
Yeah, I miss it. You can see I'm just being in front of them. So you know what I'm saying
But I love y'all. I'm gonna go take a shit
Your Instagram is all AI
Who I don't know why I don't know who said that your Instagram. I don't know who said that yo, I'm not going to you
You know September here come on you know September here 20 gifted on the top dog from the top row
I like that September. I like that my goal. Appreciate the 20. Feel me?
September!
Crazy.
Hey, let's get the next one.
All right, now somebody go find a picture of us next to each other for like six years.
I know we look mad. Yeah, we probably do especially me because I got my locks now.
I got my locks six years ago. I got my little poofy hair a little rounder than I was you know what I'm saying?
You know September appreciate the 20 give me a sub
We're on the pod. Oh my god. Oh
my
Yeah, man, I shit really over with bro me you
Love John just chilling by them. I think we're talking about I think we talked about
Tony Lane's and Meg this down and Xbox and PlayStation console wars for like an hour and a half
Yeah, and honestly some of the best combos just for my homies. It's my real shit
Realist reals combos. Thank God it's dead. Thank God. It's fucking dead
Thank God
Go to sleep thinking God of his death, bro
You think I won't one time I ask God to revive it so we can die again
Dad so
Hey, open up your heart and let the hate I
I mean god damn. I mean that's some real hateful shit.
But hey, are you wrong? Maybe not. I don't know.
There's good times. Alright, if you revive the pod...
Not gonna do it.
If you do though, it's gonna kill the game.
But I'm just saying it, that's a real pod. You want to revive it to kill it again just for the sake of it.
That's funny, it might be. That's what I would have him do.
Revive it, let me get my trilogy.
Oh, you want your trilogy?
Yeah, I want my trilogy.
That's it.
Um and then
You mind if I make the announcement here. Let me get you could announce anything bro aim high
It's dropping his only fans bro. It's as fully announced him and your race gonna be yeah
8-8 inch white Godzilla 9-inch black Godzilla
And now the price gonna be 899
Cuz 8 inch 9 inch 899 yeah, tune in and the last nine is a nine out of ten in terms of the girl
We fuck a fan. They do a fuck a fan a thousand subscriptions. Yes. Yes
No, that's not what I was gonna say though. I just wanted to make this announcement
Again, if it's okay with you, I know you're trolling right there, but I'm being real for real
Um, I just want to announce that tomorrow agent is staying and we are doing a
It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be awesome. Oh dude chill. You see how you feel tight I am? Yeah, you're really tight. Tell me bro. I'm stressed.
I'm stressed. Thank you. Just squeeze it. It's not tight because I'm stressed. I'm stressed around you. It's tight because I'm just stressed around.
I was like, bro, just get it out.
You feel nuts and shit?
Yeah, it was very, like, a lot of nuts, anyway.
It's a lot of nuts, bro.
Thank you.
That felt good.
So yeah.
There's a lot of nuts in there, bro.
We'll see you guys.
I mean, obviously, you guys are going
to have the three, four hours, five hours, six hours,
eight hours tonight.
But we'll get you guys in.
We'll see you.
12 hours!
Tonight?
I mean, I'm just going to go as long as everybody can.
OK.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Well I love you guys, you guys have fun.
Thank you so much bro, for your gift man.
Thank you too bro.
I really do appreciate that,
so it's worth a gift bro.
Of course man.
Hold on, you said you had a sign one,
it wasn't that exact album was it?
No, I have a sign in Qatar.
Oh, okay cool, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
Last thing I'll say, aim high, fun fact,
you know how we always do it.
We have to do a fun fact.
We have to do a aim high, fun fact.
It's only right, it's only right.
Hey, 62% of shark attacks are done by sharks.
No, actually I remember all your fun facts,
That was your last fun fact.
Okay, so you want a different fun fact?
Yeah, I mean, we know that fun fact
because we had fun with it last time.
Okay.
Yeah, there's plenty of fun facts.
There's no way you only know one fun fact, bro.
No, here's another fun fact.
31% of spider attacks are done by spiders.
That's a good fact.
That's a good fun fact?
That's a good fucking fact, you guys have a blast up here man, don't fucking do honor.
We don't do that type of shit around here bro, we don't do that fucking shit around here.
Yo, thank you guys for all the subs man, that was a crazy roll call, I mean we won a roll
call, I meant to say hype train, that went ballistics bro, that went ballistics.
Y'all went crazy bro, I appreciate all y'all, I've just seen the one who helped support.
It was a good time to be a grunt though bro, if you got a sell from anybody, make sure to
try that person. Thank you. Hold on now. Hold on now. I never
mind. That's not me. Um, yes. So chat, we recently had a game
plan for today and then, um, rage obviously woke up. He was
feeling horrible and then as the day went on, I was feeling a
little drained too. So I was like, fuck, if rage is not going
to spark, I might as well just wait until it's time for me to
eat. I know I'm gonna have way more energy than I do. So I
feel good. I feel good. I'm good to go for today. Um, I'm
ready to roll. I think the girls are coming back. Let me see
I don't see what they're on right now.
Oh!
Bro, what?
Wait, you ready to pop her?
Take a hold of him or bother me anyway.
So I think they're on their way back.
I think the point.
I think that's the way back, man.
They're vibing some music and things of that nature.
But see, I think that I appreciate it.
Maybe the day's already over.
My day's just getting started.
It's seven.
The day's already over, bro.
Whoa, what kind of streamer sees seven o'clock
and goes, oh, oh, that's my time in Skedaddles, bro.
Come on, Monica.
Seven.
We just getting started, bro.
We can tumble, we can tumble, man.
Seven seven is when I tune in the stream nigga
That's when I'm getting done shit for the day and I'm ready to chill kick back and vibe bro. That's what it is
So I think we have some IRL stuff playing we have some we're gonna honestly
I should see her age feels because I just want him to be good for it. There's gonna be two check
There's gonna be two variables. Okay, you know, I'm with everything bro. All right. I'm with everything but um
Sinem might not want to get sick
Well, nobody want to get sick, but she might try and avoid rage a lot. There's a chance.
I got everybody, Tennessee's memorized. Okay. One thing about, one thing about living with
niggas, you feel me? In the APLs is you learn to memorize everybody, Tennessee's. Okay. So
I memorized everybody in the Crip, Tennessee's here. And Cynna's going to try really hard
to avoid getting sick because she's going to have some fucking big sponsorship next. I
guarantee you, I don't even know what it is. I bet it exists. Okay. Emily is, whatever.
Her immune system is cracked out of its mind because she'd never washed her hands or nothing
like that.
So she'd just eat ketchup packets like a psychopath.
So her immune system is good for anything.
Rage is going to fuck it out as long as we want to go live because that's the type of
niggah he is.
And I'm going to say, I'm with whatever.
That's exactly what's going to happen for the rest of the stream.
So we're going to have to let that dynamic play out and that's going to determine what
segments we get.
But we do have some shit playing
You know, whatever I'm always with whatever we went to Disney I was I mean the sorry, I universe I was I was over whatever
What I
Know it's fake
Why
He told me you're trying to do something or no, I'm not trying to poach
Hey, okay, he's like I was like we work together for a long time like we spent like four or five six years together
Like this I said I say you remember amp. He's again. I love amp. I say you remember amp. Who can't he's a guy?
It's my favorite video. I said, okay
That's a that's a lot of memories between me and this person and I think he gave this to me because we spent all that time together
They're what he said no give it back. He said it's not he said that one
Who's trying to trick on you? They don't fucking love you
He's trying to he's trying to divide and conquer between us. He said don't do that get it back
Okay, watch this. Watch this. Well, what's rage in jest?
He's gonna be on his
Which everyone's live the second or just
Yeah, you're right second in jest
Then I got too many just as you piss me off, bro, okay? Okay. Go check
Copy niggas hair styles and shit. I don't know what's going on
it's black history mom too it wasn't me nigga it was literally you gang it was
dead-ass you bro there's no way to
You're like,
Hey, right?
We've been to get paid. Hey, right?
What up, people? Yo, what up, Rage? How you feeling like man? Probably not good at your sick. That's alright though. We're gonna change that.
Is this a wet towel? You dirty dirty. That is what my balls with that shit
You just put your hands on my fucking sick balls by sick balls
These are my balls sales on my face, I'm cool with that shit. It's my towel gang
Hey chat, you should have asked me what it is
3 columns and no soap!
Hey, listen, Swag Coast first gang. The Swag Coast first.
No, no, I mean soap! Do I use toothpaste?
No, use the direct.
Swag Coast first gang.
Yeah, I got heads that time to get it.
It's fine. I want your balls for all of me.
Do we have a conversation?
Hi agent big fan. Can I have a CD? Oh speaking of CDs
Did you or you aint mine doing out there?
Me aint mine. Nah, this is one of my pet peeves game.
If that's what you think HVAC bro, then you don't like that.
I am hot! I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck. It's not my turn of.
It's not my turn of. It's not my fucking turn of. It's not my fucking turn of.
Don't make me fucking yell, game. It's so hot in here we should take our clothes off.
There's a bot check. There's a fucking bot gay
Fucking fan
Listen
Agent I'm hot. I'm sick leave it on you're not turning it off. Yeah, the fucking room. No
What do you do? That's my defense boy. You wouldn't oh BS is currently after the all-streamer gonna be shut down. No
What was that defense? That's like you that's a perfect defense because you would have to be gay to jump on
Oh, no, I don't want you he would go boom. Oh, I
Wasn't gonna have the perfect offense for that. What's that? Oh, yeah, we see that last night
What? Huh? Don't let me yell agent. Okay. I didn't say nothing, bro. Why'd you give him that CD?
You're wrong. I'm not a lot if I see something Taylor Swift later. I'm buying that shit for aim period
Thank you. I don't know for where I am game cuz I don't know shit about Taylor Swift except aim high love Taylor Swift
That's it. I gotta tell you I gotta I gotta I gotta tell us what side guitar and a common little
mellow fucking that's looking at the side
But it's not a competition. Oh, bro. Yes, it is. We work together. He can have all signed Taylor Swift shit
QT Cinderella wants it. What's last time you get QT Cinderella signed Taylor Swift gift? That's her favorite artist, too
You know next time I get a Taylor Swift thing what I'm going to just buy two and I'm gonna give one QT one be money
No, I'm not gonna accept it though. You will cuz I would get I
What's up, man? Oh
We just talking about some shit that you don't really like.
Yeah, we're talking about women.
So you might as well come back in when we start talking about dudes.
Facts, let me know.
He just leaves?
Yeah, bro.
What the fuck?
He knows what he likes.
He's a man on a mission.
Just like Judy.
And this is what I'd like to say.
I just want to weigh in and say that I feel like, you know, QD, QD should get a CD too.
And I feel like with me saying this to you, she should also recognize like what I'm trying
to do for her as well and making me and QD should exchange friendship places.
Oh, that's until the switch.
You guys haven't done that before?
That's until the switch.
In fact, I asked you to ask for that when you went to collaborative for the first time.
And he did it.
I'll do it for you.
QT, will you make friendship bracelets
with our fellow Swifty Fred over here, Am I?
Please?
I mean, you don't have to QT, baby.
No, you do have to.
You have no choice.
No, she doesn't have a choice.
Am I is your question.
I got so many already.
See?
That's right.
That's good, right?
She's basically saying like she could just give me one.
But you've got a lot too.
No, no, they're broken.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm clutching.
I have to make some.
I have to make some to get her to get some more.
But do you sell, do people sell friendship visits?
Oh, fuck, I don't know.
How do you, so how do you get...
Yo, it's fucking hot in here, agent.
Turn the fucking fan faster.
Man, is all that...
Put it faster or I'm pissing and pitting, gay.
Maybe the reason why you're sick is because
you're sleeping underneath the fan bolts.
I don't fucking sleep with a fucking fan on, bum nipple.
It wasn't fucking on, it was on
because it was fucking hot in there, gay.
Man, I fucking cold sweat, I'm fucking hot.
Oh, I'm hiding.
Uh...
Ugh.
Hey, guys.
Sister Goro!
Ah, oh, oh God.
My hair's all back together.
Why?
Look at what Adrian got me.
Signed.
My favorite person.
Taylor Swift, that's a great gift.
That's a great gift for me.
Why are you coming to your nose?
What?
No, because she's smart too.
Hey, guys.
No.
I miss you guys today.
There they go.
No, wait.
I don't want you to go.
I can't afford it.
Yeah, wait.
Why can't you get sick, Sina?
I got uncertainty.
She has to see you.
I told you.
I know these things so well.
It's just crazy.
How's your guys' workout with Sina?
This thing is so loud
You gotta go work out today
You don't you don't good for to get sick
Sucking ketchup packets yesterday, bro
I know these things so well. I have your memorize. I don't want a hug
Cover your mouth
It's kind of stuffy in here
It's kind of so you're gonna turn the fan off
Bro, what do we fucking do that?
No, it's like you watch the mix martial arts, I'm putting in a full guard
Do jump on you can you go insane? Yeah
The benefit is I didn't order a face mask so to be
Then you can wander around the house for me
Wait, like I got you gloves too. I don't like where famous when I sit because I feel caution for the kids
So I'm good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
selfish fuck so you're gonna wear the fucking mask. I don't think I'm good
You said what?
And I know you guys so well. I have your Tennessee's memorized. She's gonna actually imagine
I hate when I get sick too, now ask me if I can get the fuck out of here.
Wait, you look pretty like...
You look pretty energetic though, right?
You should sit down.
Yes, I can sit down.
You know what, Senator?
What?
That's not how to avoid getting sick.
I know, but I just...
I just... I just... I just... I just... I just...
I just filter out the germs in my t-shirt.
That's true.
Uh...
Or you could walk around with your nebulizer.
What's that word about?
Your call has been clotting.
What?
They're clotting... They got a little smaller though.
They did.
What about these bad boys?
They're a little smaller.
Emily, they're quads.
These?
They're quads.
Yes!
I don't know.
We got kicked out and we did two exercises.
They kicked you out?
Well, we called them, verified, we get streamed there, and then an old Karen, even though
we were in the corner being respectful, verified by multiple people, this lady's like, I don't
like that they're filming at all.
And so then they told us we had these.
Yeah, and then we left.
Yeah, but we got a couple before and I paid.
How much you paid?
It was $20.
You got some money all the way out?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a little...it's all good.
That's eight.
Oh!
People like that.
Hey.
Hey, Rach.
How you doing?
Hey, Rach.
It looks kind of nice with the tissues in your nose.
Appreciate you.
Me and Emily, we brought you something to cheer you up.
We brought you guys gifts.
Cool.
Well, we'll go ahead and have them.
From where?
You'll see.
It's from like obviously I want to say it first me and Emily have a terrible thing about you guys. Oh
It sucks
I mean to be expected
Do anything that you guys would want to do yeah, we were very respectful
We were like pretending you guys were so are you guys out the whole day? I thought you went to the gym
Yeah, honestly, you guys were going for like five hours. They left the house at 2 p.m
It was a lot of work out.
Yeah, and then we're like, traffic.
No, but traffic.
There was a lot.
You don't really know traffic.
It's really good stop signs.
So where'd you go to get the gifts?
Well, let's go or horses.
So what happened?
I'm coming out through this.
Look out for a good day.
OK.
Yeah.
Wait, what's with Disney Springs again?
Oh, two people already been there.
Yeah, they've been there.
What?
OK, Disney Springs?
What else?
Well, we just walked around.
Disney stories was so boring.
Guys, you didn't miss out on anything.
It was so boring.
Oh, does it get ranked worst, Cap'A?
Tomorrow we didn't even go to it.
Tomorrow we go to Epic Universe.
I'm staying there today.
Tomorrow's Epcot.
No, Epic Universe, because you wanted to go.
Epcot, Epcot, do you want to go to Disney?
Oh, little drama in the air all three of you
will say something different.
You want to go to Epic Universe?
Fight about it!
Go to Epcot.
Why don't you want to go to Epic Universe?
Well, I don't really, it's fine.
Epcot is cooler.
No, but Epic Universe had never been.
But she was in the end of Disney's story.
No, but nobody here's been to Epic Universe.
You should be resting, and you should even get close to us!
So, where are they going to effect Epcot tomorrow?
Uh, uh, are y'all going without him?
Well, if you can, of course he's welcome.
I'm going to be better by tomorrow. I can feel that this is the peak of it, and tomorrow's going to be good.
I'm calm.
Right, and maybe we could take separate cards, just a game.
No, we're going to be good. We're going to be good.
Trust. So what if I'm like gifs that?
That's kind of rude.
You meant to say, you had gifs from me?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Gifts me please. Yeah, well agents since you're so sweet. Maybe you can have yours first. Oh, this sounds fun
Oh joking. Oh, okay
It's just over all I think the way you treat me. Yeah, what if it's like a
Yeah, okay
Oh, wow
Looks like a big this looks like a huge huge
so
Wow
And of course I've reached to
Both of you close your eyes
Yeah, and we're gonna we're gonna hand them to you. Yeah. Yeah put your hands out
You want to touch my hands
Don't put your hands out, agent.
No, no, put your hands out.
Put your palms out, so you can hold it.
And then Ray cheers.
Okay.
Open your eyes.
Dude!
You're in my favorite car, right?
Yeah!
Wow.
You like it at the GTR?
No, it's not.
No, that is...
Oh my god, they got you this shit because you've been doing the duck races
They really know you
Why'd you get me this one?
Why
Everybody likes ducks.
Yeah.
It's like a universal.
Are you complaining?
Do you not like ducks?
No.
I love it.
I love animals.
Duck raised ducks.
You're welcome.
This is a great gift.
I know I didn't get a gift from him, but we all three got gifts.
And I think all three of them were pretty cool.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I got my favorite artist signature on my favorite album.
He got his favorite car.
And you got the ducks.
Is that me?
W.
Ducks.
W.
Legos.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Curl.
I think I'm better.
I don't know.
I don't want to scream.
Oh.
Thank you. T.
Ech. Thank you. Ech.
Rach.
Yes?
Do you like your gifts?
I love it.
I'm gonna make you feel better.
Oh my God, Rach.
You should give me a hug.
How much I love you.
No.
I sleep here.
No.
I do not want to be in this clip.
No, I'm serious.
Stop.
I'm not even contagious.
I do not want to be in this Don't Touch Me clip.
We're dogs, I did not know what I was doing.
He's just a creeper.
He's wrapped me, bro.
He's a creeper.
No, I can't move him.
Yo, this way, fuck it.
People in this fucking room are hot.
Get the fuck out.
All right.
What?
Fuck.
We got out tonight.
We got your dogs.
Yeah, I thought he would like it.
What am I going to do with some fucking ducks, you know?
You know what you can do, then?
You can take a bath or something.
You and Emily throw a lot about what you would want.
Okay, what's the size?
Thank you, Scythe. I appreciate it.
I like it.
You too, by the way. It's not just us. It's Emily also.
I like it. Thank you, guys.
I love animals. I love the mother duck and the baby.
There's a white one right here. What's that thing in the back?
Adopted.
Cute! Ugly ducklings.
That's me. That's the ugly one.
Yeah, the ugly one.
You might get the ugly one. It's like a random spawn.
Yo, I bet this one's crazy.
Oh, that has a whole interior.
It does. It does.
Yo, that's fucking insane!
Agent, I'm pretty sure you can build the gears too.
So like the inside of the seats.
Yeah!
Oh, this is insane.
It's not even like a Mickey gift.
It's a peak gift.
Yeah!
I can build the gears.
Alright, so I don't get too sad because the gears has 262 pieces.
We have our dessert shop agent.
Uh-huh, what does it say?
1,400 pieces!
Oh my God, that's great!
There's a lot of pieces.
That's a lot of pieces.
70 times the size.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
But when you go like the other way, you got like 262.
That's dope.
That's good.
This is like a little easier to build too.
Yeah, look, we had to throw it down at the level.
What age is on yours?
My size is six plus.
18 plus.
Yeah, that's the adult one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Doesn't mean yours is any less.
No, no, no, it just means it appeals to all ages.
Exactly, exactly.
You appeal to all ages.
Oh.
And then, and then.
How do you feel?
I appeal to all ages.
That is a little way to put it.
Wait, just wait.
I disagree, yeah, I don't think I'm trying to help with PR.
Thank you.
Key, that's on key.
Ek, is that your acronym?
Ek.
Thank you, Ek, thank you.
Well, Ray, Ray, you are feeling really sick,
huh, recently?
And we knew you'd be a little bit down in the dumps.
OK.
So maybe we could get you something else.
Oh.
Close your eyes.
Okay.
Just sit there.
Keep your eyes closed.
Seriously.
Come back.
Close your eyes.
Oh my God.
Yo, I was-
Yo.
Hey.
I like how some missing you are, man.
Yeah.
Good boy.
Oh my God!
See what the fuck?
It's the fucking Sally!
The fucking Sally!
Oh my God!
Can we talk about what you like to say about Disney?
Yeah.
Actually?
Yeah, it's for me and Emily.
Oh my God, this is too much to say.
Yeah.
Today, today at Disney's Fridge, we're thinking about you guys.
Oh yeah, nothing eventful happened.
That's the only thing we would therefore be doing.
Yeah, it was essentially awesome.
And I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
for me yeah you are what oh no I was like the boat was kind of lame like it
was during sunset so I did ride a boat no fucking stuff that without us no 18 plus
18 plus that's how many parts don't worry about it 10,000 you know that he has a
little nigger right here and he has a ship oh my god and he is fucking guns
Let's fucking call me any transforms. Yes, it's
Car and a car and a fucking robot
Man, this is Pete. Oh my god. What is that shit?
Like literally like if I had a lot of money, I would just buy it. That's how much
Oh, yeah, guys!
I'm still working my way up there.
Stay over there, Ray.
Yeah, stay there.
Oh, are you guys a hug?
No, no, no.
Okay, so...
Okay, look, I'll do this.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug, yeah, but...
Emily, wait.
Um...
I'll get it, then.
Okay.
I have another gift.
What?
Can I surprise you?
That's insane.
Yeah, I'm really nervous.
Oh, gosh.
Um, and if you guys could take a seat, please.
I'm gonna go get it. What I'm really nervous for some reason. I don't know
I have to go get it so
Good boy sit boy sit okay, simply for now. I can't bro. Come on
I can't sit. Okay. Why'd you do that?
See no, why'd you do that? See why'd you do that? See I'm not saying I can't I can't
I have to.
Amarot, tell me the police say it, bro.
Yo, um, the three of you are about to be dropped into a world where one of you must die.
Now, to survive, you must eat one of the other person's limbs.
Who are you eating first?
Agent.
Why?
I feel like he has good meat on there. I do.
I do have good meat.
Emily, who are you eating first?
Um, not rage. He has too much metal. Me and myself.
Okay. Agent, who are you eating first?
probably rage and then uh i'll probably go for his wings wings yep you got strong wings
can you ask me to sit nice no come on i don't want to win okay all right here we go here we go here
we go here we go here we go chat all right you're gonna come in there's two people they're your
friends and they don't want you to sit down but you gotta use your life you're
gonna die if you don't sit down but they don't know that you gotta explain it to
me you gotta find a way to sit down here we go in three action of sick boys sit
sit boys sit take a seat take a seat do a trigger here you go fetch fetch
I can't see, I don't know, it's sick, make sure you sit!
Stop what he, it's not what he's fucking said, it's like fuck it!
Yo Agent, your ass like doesn't fucking bothers me, Dave.
This doesn't fucking bothers me.
It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't.
I don't like it, it's just sick.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Oh my god!
What's that on his butt?
Hey, shit!
He just put his toes, big, tall on his butt!
He just put his toes in his ass!
There's no way I told him to eat your ass, bro.
What's with the crack?
Why are you leaning on me bro?
I was just crying on me full gourd!
He didn't just do this, he fucking moved the fucking toe in there!
That's not true, that's simply not true bro.
Guys, why is everybody up here?
I don't know, it's okay, I'm just so nervous.
Um, okay.
What's the deal?
Well...
Oh no, thank you!
Why are they saying...
Okay, they're doing something wrong.
What?
Don't read that.
Okay, I'm a little nervous.
But that's okay.
I love you guys very much and, you know, Agent always complains that I don't cook for him.
And Rage always complains, just to complain because he's annoying, and Emily loves my
cooking.
I do, I do.
And I thought, not just for you guys, but for all the team as well, I would get something
nice so everybody close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Oh my god.
And you know.
I have a feeling.
I'm starving.
Tell me about it.
I have a feeling.
I have a, well, I ordered, you can open.
This is 11 pounds of 8-5 Wagyu from Hokkaido, Japan.
Wow!
And I was going to make you guys a dinner.
Uh, down the stairs.
What?
It's huge.
That's crazy.
It's huge.
Who is eating all of that meat?
Come on.
I'm transferring.
I don't know.
It's amazing, Senna.
That's the marbling.
Wow, delicious.
It's, uh, shipped in directly from Japan.
Hold on, hold on.
Yes.
Please.
Oh, God.
Here, here, here.
I'm gonna talk to the folks.
No, you dirty boy.
Oh!
Let me get one.
Yeah, get one.
Get one.
Yeah.
All right.
Emily, go ahead.
Oh, okay, okay.
Is that a tackle?
No, actually.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yes.
How much is that weight?
11 pounds.
Jesus Christ!
Okay.
Oh, my God.
You're supposed to chew on brisket with his mother fucker.
Greenwood fucked this up, gang.
Let's not do that.
Greenwood fucked this up.
No, I thought it was good because I like to cook with
this also got fancy gifts and like everybody love,
like there's nothing that you can't love about wagyu.
Everybody love wagyu.
And all the team can get some too.
Why don't you get that?
What'd you get this today?
I shipped it.
What?
Yeah, I got it shipped here.
It's so sweet.
Pre-planned.
I've been on the bar this for a long time.
Yes.
Wow.
This is great stuff.
I was going to say, it's delicious.
Thank you.
Hey, what are you making it?
Uh, Ty, I ordered grocery stuff, and then it's gonna get here, and we'll make it.
Aww!
Oh, Santa, thank you!
Aww!
Better
See up
I want to see a motherfucking jiggle black shit that shit bitch
That was more like a soul. Oh, no, I don't directly attack. Yeah
You want that do I say bleeding
Oh, you might have fucked.
Alright, go put in the fridge before we hurt him.
Yes, put in the fridge.
Thank you, Senna.
Just toss this.
Actually, just leave it on the counter, because I need it to not be broken.
Okay, that's it.
Thank you, Senna.
Yes!
I'm gonna get the shit out of this shit.
I know that movie, that's a good segment, isn't it?
Like a wet news segment.
Yes.
We care for us.
And I'll cook it.
Yeah.
Home cooked meal.
That's cool.
And you guys can help too, not you.
Not you?
You're gonna stay over here and rehab
Guess what all I gotta do is fucking
D&D gang, I hear none of that bullshit.
Coz you talkin' bout.
Custom me out.
He called you many times, Ray.
He never picked up.
Yeah, you don't pick up a girl that didn't know.
You don't care about care, bro.
I do, I care about care, brother.
No, you don't.
Chack, ass who put care together this week?
Ass, ass who did?
Yes, it was.
It was me and Amha.
It wasn't.
How?
Wasn't you?
No, wasn't you?
It was not you.
No, wasn't you?
I put my pictures.
No, it was me and Amha, niggas.
Fuck, fuck, do you understand?
Yeah, it's both the B and B.
You know what I'm saying?
No, no, no, no.
Ain't got a date, all that shit.
AIM got the date?
They got to call every single one of y'all individually.
Over and over again.
All of them busy on this date.
All of them call this person to see if they can do this date.
This date and this date.
And you can do it on this time and this time.
You can do whatever you want.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, wait.
You're starting to get me.
AIM didn't recommend it or like it do it.
But you know who was the making calls?
Rage.
You know what?
Because we can't get a hold of you,
We have to call aim high
Maybe maybe aim is part of here
No, it isn't the letters don't make the letters don't make sense with a
That'll be Kai. Let me Kai. It'll make that cake
They say it's Cara
Yes, I got a fucking
Kara Kara's Kara sound man area. They say it's area. What is this explain this clip? Why are you?
Well, what is this oh wait? Oh, there's no I don't have speakers over here chat. Oh, no, no, no, no
No, there's no audio there's no audio anyway, there's no I think we turn it on. No, but I don't have speakers
There's no speakers.
Yeah, that's okay.
We got agents.
We got your age.
And we got Dorothy E. Gay.
It's a new care chat.
We're gonna need care that oh shit is done.
Hawaii care.
This is new care.
It was April Fools.
That's five months ago.
So that's about October.
There's two offensive things there.
One, you try to replace us.
You called you Rob said and he was offended that he was you which is crazy
I was thinking about I was thinking about who fits Emily like you who would be obviously Emily, you know
I don't say no agent agent. No, I don't say I just say soil. I don't say I don't say
Oh, let's go right here
No, like he's a double agent. No, no, he's a
No, I feel like he a double agent
No, no
No, no, no, I don't want to stick from you I want to stick
I don't want to stick from you. No, no, no, let's let's let's let's simmer down. I mean, I don't I'm gonna enjoy
Simmer down
Simmer
She see how she didn't have a fucking problem with it to this fucking a heads and some chat
I
Wait, hold on
They're already here they're already here they're already here. She said they're already here. Yes, and it's shut the fuck up
K-Zod W pins W pins KK
Of course, he never, he would never listen to me when I say that they're not here and I think that way is still there.
Do you even care about us?
Emily, yes I care about you, Emily. What do you talk about?
I'm a guy.
What is this?
How do you feel about that?
What?
Being so fine, I'm a guy. How do you feel about that?
I'm a friend.
Who's saying that?
You like that?
I don't care.
Interesting.
What is it?
I can't hear you. You're welcome. What am I shit? Tell us what's happening? I
Just want to see if rage passed it to you
That's why we got a
No
Actually actually I got tested cuz I don't even know grinder had a sound and these were
They were on the sound near me, and they noticed I didn't have a reaction, and they were like,
Yo, does this sound mean anything to you?
That's a, that, that, that, that!
That's actually on grinding! That can fuck nigga's up, gang!
Yo!
That'll be a test!
I'm not gonna lie, as a streamer, it's crazy that it could be on any ad.
I'll keep it a bug.
That's.
Yo!
Am I just going on fucking, tinder and scene, disc bozo on there?
You know what I'm saying? What the fuck, what the fuck is this loser doing on here?
Nah, I ain't no lie, you know what I mean? Neggaz get pussy catfish hands me, gay.
Even though it says they can put that shit on Twitter, gay.
Let me catfish those me, gay.
shows up
No, let me get a bad pussy and it'll be getting mad fucking post nigga fuck
No
That's actually a banger segment
Yeah, let's do it. We just need pics
No, no, we're not doing that. They're we're doing that. That's the third time. Oh fuck. It did that to me
Hey, we're done. Yes fucking fucking fucking Austin did that shit and before that who did that shit fucking fucking
Mexican I'm my Mexican homeboy game
No niggas make Grinder accounts for me game niggas are fucking send me a nipples of shit, bro
Okay, how about um hinge
mmm what was that is that girls
whatever you want I bet girls and shit
you'll be a bad pussy you a man pussy
top three picks like what's your top three
would you go with like profile pics wait why you actually try to be dead
that's about it game
no I'm just curious
I don't I don't got a top three because I'll do that shit
I just take pictures and post them up and they all fat-fied.
All them pigs give swaggy, gay.
You know what I'm saying?
Now I'm sitting in a fucking kitchen, in a fucking kitchen.
Emily, go practice in a fucking kitchen.
No, what?
So, so, so...
Good to know why have you watched her fucking mom.
And you're gonna see her when you're seeing her.
Who had these Walmart statewide?
Shut up.
Dad.
I'm sorry.
What was that?
Stop!
Okay
What is this
And you have a pilot
It was it was an awful time
Oh look look we're so upset. Yeah, it's not fun not fun. Oh
Yeah, we go for one star one time. I see how it is
Wow the one time we do water something get us in the fucking oceans, you know
This is a fucking ocean. Oh, why are you get a nice fucking boat ride?
Nice fucking nice fucking view
Tell my you do none that shit
So did you get us this because you felt bad cuz you had an amazing day without us
You guys are having such a bad time in life.
We obviously, again, we're so sad.
Why do you guys think I'm having a bad time?
Just because I was alive, it doesn't mean I was like,
I was sick without chilling.
Why y'all keep saying that? I was chilling.
I was like, why are you lying in marvelous high?
Wait, what were you doing in such a bad time?
I was breathing. I was sleeping.
I had some Chipotle, man.
How could I be mad?
Yes, duh, I got Chipotle this and yesterday too.
I got Chipotle without you doing it.
David 4 that twice, and I got Chipotle
I've had you pullin' it down land as well,
you weren't there neither.
So I've had you pullin' it many times without you.
Oh.
Oh, dead body.
Oh, you miss us, right?
Of course.
Do you think you can get us any?
No, I won't without me.
Ugh.
The gift, the gift.
Yeah, I mean, I got a duck in a car.
Yeah, yeah, remember, remember, you two,
you two were eating wagyu, you two.
Yes, thank you so much.
We are eating wagyu.
No, we are.
We are eating wagyu, Sharon.
You're eating with Euron.
We are either white, bro.
You can probably joke it wrong, but ask him.
It was a joke!
Right, no, but E-Rob.
It was a fucking joke.
Fuck, I wanna fuck away at you, it was a fuck, bro.
Say please.
Please, for a gift that she gave me, like.
What?
Yeah, because you've been telling me to get in the kitchen and cook it.
Say please.
Rude motherfucker.
Say please.
Come on.
Say please, or go get some Walmart steak from E-Rom.
Let me look at this clip first.
What is that?
I don't know.
It's from MUpdates.
So we'll see.
So we'll see what it is.
No, no, no, no, no.
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who tweeted that?
No, it's not my call.
I updated it.
What is that?
Kiss.
What is that?
Oh, hell no.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm not watching.
No, no, no, no, no, we're going to see.
We're going to let it play out.
Oh, so cold.
What the fuck did this motherfucker come from?
Why the fuck is he here?
Fuck it, I was texting this lady with an answer.
You're going to fucking straight.
What the fuck?
The shit?
It was such a good time, you know?
What's the funny thing about it?
Oh, um, Disney flag?
Here's guys, the more the better.
Yo, what is that?
Our captain was not a part of the mafia at any point and didn't tell us any really cool mafia stories.
Big MGM, okay, I heard you.
Whoa.
Oh my god, that sounds so amazing.
Whoa.
Oh my god!
Great, how romantic!
There's music, there's music.
I heard it, I heard it, I heard it.
What song is it?
Oh
Yo, no, no, so you look down three times already gay. What are you trying to do?
Three times your face. You're three times already
Sit up. What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Sit up. What the fuck?
Sit up. What is happening here?
Did you drink?
Are you fucking drunk?
No, no, no. You missed our kiss earlier.
What? Wait.
Dude, we kissed like this.
Dude, I was mad funny.
Oh my God.
Every like, every like, every like, I hate that gay shit, Jamie.
Every like, every like, I hate that gay shit, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Are you dumb or down?
I mean, what the fuck is this?
Do you know what the hell is this?
What are you doing?
What the fuck is he doing? What is that?
What the fuck happens when we got a right like what the fuck can we talk about that what is this
oh no yeah no no it's not fun at all which I have hella fucking clips cool
bro
good views and sunset so like it would have been so far if I was you know a
Part of that, but you know it's cool. We're aging aging got a kiss now
You don't need three more days
Oh
That shit out of here man fuck all right like women yes we get mad pussy
Oh
No way it's not!
You and Manda were with the hoes!
Yeah, Manda!
Yeah, you and Manda were bringing the hoes!
Listen, no hoes, no nothing keeping this fucking house, especially when these fucking freaks in here.
So who is that lady that we heard walking by in the hoes?
Trust me, I bring no hoes around you gang.
Trust me, yeah.
No, I didn't.
Senna?
What's this?
You know what? I didn't go and clean it, bro.
I ain't gonna start this war, bro.
What was that?
I don't know.
I
Took four showers today y'all do y'all love taking showers y'all sick bro. I hate
What I love to get hot ass showers looks hot hot
Y'all don't chat
Four I was like three and a half the half line what are you a little bit like no, I'm not about that life I came out
You feel me? Yes, so you're fucking weirdo game. Fuck. I hate doing the first day. I'm sick
Good luck getting me on my bed, bro
Wait wait Doc said I should I should like rest so I can be like healthy for tomorrow
I don't know if you can you have to make sure you're peak healthy tomorrow because tomorrow we're drinking
Oh, wow, okay
Yeah
because everybody made it weird.
I was talking for like two minutes.
And they were like,
oh, Regents, you know.
Yo, there was a nigga,
there was a nigga in the corner like ease.
Yeah, but the worker was,
I didn't talk to him.
That was the end,
that wasn't the end, gang.
Yes, but I was like,
that wasn't the end.
And Rosie was with me.
And you know what we talked to him about?
The animal sanctuary.
Yes.
Everybody was like,
oh, they're fucking.
That was, that was bad when they just was doing that though.
Yeah.
They don't be doing that to them.
They don't be doing that.
Now focus up
So do you think I should heal so I'm healthy for tomorrow or
What he said I like I'm a complainer or something
What
What I do
You the type of nigga to just like not communicate
Wait explain that explain that what it looks the rage could be sick, but he's gonna push through bro
He's not gonna complain, but he will
Never update people
Okay, give it to yourself to
I don't think it's used, but just in case
He clocked you he a clock shit clock. So why does he know me gay? That's so weird. I just think of no me bruh
You know, it's crazy. We've actually been in each other's lives for like literally almost a decade
Seven years
It's like a semi-anniversary and in three years it'll be a decade game. There's not a lot of people that have been present for a decade.
A whole decade, bro.
Oh, cool. What do you guys know?
We've already had, like, back, like, come on, man. Get your ass over here.
Yeah, guys, come on, you can interpret.
Yes.
No, I just was like...
We don't want to interrub.
We're leaving Agent Sapp and Spurs Legs.
Yeah, and we rolled your pants up, too.
You could be having, I don't know, you could be getting a list of sparklers out sometimes.
Nah.
Actually like like in the cartoons this year. I'm like, you know, whatever you happen IRL to it's kind of different
I kind of fucking it. Oh, no, they did got the if you got like the prouder eyes like when he locks it on something
He's put up
No, I got hunter I got hunter us
Hunter
You can barely see
You can barely see you can now hunt
Fuck a hunter
What?
What are you talking about?
Fuck a hunter
I don't know what the fuck is he talking about
That's not an online gig that turned me off
What?
What are you talking about?
It's a
I just spamming that shit.
It's like I was walking in.
What the fuck are you?
What is that?
What are you doing here?
What the hell?
Where did you come from?
I thought I was your brother.
Hey, you're lying.
I'm sick, gang.
Hey, man.
Oh my god.
Now, he'll be sick all the time, so you don't give a fuck.
You are the only motherfucking that wants to touch me right now.
Because he gets sick all the time.
He don't want to start the sicknesses.
No.
I can't believe the team's sicknesses.
I'll be keeping the bean.
I've had enough of your onigas.
You're my...
What?
Yeah.
Okay, that's fine. We can go eat while you can.
Wait, I was joking. I was joking. I've been joking. I've been joking.
You're joking all the time.
Yes, I'm a totally ugly.
How would you say something nice about all of us?
Jesus Christ, let me!
I can do this every time, bro!
Jesus fuck, bro!
Goddamn!
It's like every time we start again.
Come on, Rach!
Agents.
Yes?
I like how no matter what the trends is, no matter how niggas feel me up dressed, whatever
the case may be, agent is always gonna be agent.
No matter what.
No matter how niggas rockin' their hair, no matter what clothes niggas wear, he'll give
a fuck.
Agent gonna be agents.
And he rockin' their hair shirt.
Aww, the hair shirt.
You would never have a conversation with agent, look at agent, uh, you're a fraud, or you
don't really like, you're fake.
Agent is always unapologetically agent 24-7 oh shucks. Thanks. Oh, okay chat
Emily
Emily I
I
Love how
Oh my god, we actually do
Emily look it's real life
Emily, I love your abs
Like the yellow so down or do the same bro fucking fuck
All right, Emily
I
Appreciate you because you're one of the few people in my life that are kind of like me that are always down to do whatever as long as
It's having fun in the betterment of just people always puzzling
And like you're so open-minded and you're down even even if it's something you don't really want to do if you know other people
Want to do it you gonna do it?
You really put other people's feelings before yours
And they'll never know because you're just keeping inside
I'm dead out. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Thank you. It's out
Yeah, that's why he's gonna be so good with me
20 ounce for me
How much was the state
Do you want me to tell you something?
I'll tell you, but you can't be upset.
What?
How much would that lag you?
To be fair, it was $1,200.
Oh!
But we will eat that.
What?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Not $1,200.
I know, I fucking know!
I know, but I really wanted you guys to...
Some people have never had it, and I thought it would be a cool experience.
So I was like I wanted to I wanted to get it for everyone. So it's really nice
You didn't get like a Japanese discount
No, but to be fair this this comes with a certificate
It is from the region of Hokkaido in Japan
It can only be sold from this specific area from the cows there in this area and everything so it's certified
So that's why it's really nice. It's like it's like it's like my favorite
Uh
I got for them for Christmas one time too, but so all in my family
That's crazy
And guys the reason why it almost got fucked up is because
I was so excited about the dry ice downstairs at like eight this morning that I was putting
in a little glass of water and letting it bubble over and then I left the receipt on
the counter.
Oh, I know what I saw.
I know.
And then Caleb told me later on and pulled me aside and he's like, you left the entire
certificate and everything but it's because I was playing with the dry ice.
I was like, I'm here like Bill Lansson.
Okay, I promise you, being an agent could have been a while past and we would not even
go look at that shit bro.
No cap.
You're gonna remind her ass too. She forgot her.
Yeah, no, I want to hear it.
Um, Senna! Beazee!
It can't be about how much I spent, because it was, this is like an experienced thing,
so it was work money, so you can't use that.
Aw.
It's like having a private chef, you think about it.
Senna's a chef?
They're made to work for you, yes.
Um, Beazee!
I, okay, oh, this is actually calm, because it's true, okay, okay?
It might not mean a lot to most people, but it means a lot to me, and there's two things.
One, it is very hard, like, you have a lot of the same interest when it comes to songs,
shows, just things in general, you're like a real homie, like a real like, I could talk
to you about anything, and you are very thoughtful, you're more thoughtful than most people,
beat down, no matter how much I call you fat, or whore, or whatever the case may be, I know
I can joke around with you just like my real friends, there's not a lot of people I can
joke around with so I don't joke with niggas like that, but you, I know I can fuck around
you have a joke with you and we're still gonna be friends no matter what no it
just really goes to show how much how like strong our friendship is and I
appreciate that cuz I don't know that many strong friends it's as my
a compliment to you what the fuck blaze me no no no no no no no no no no no we didn't agree on that
bro get the fuck out of yo go fuck out of her bro fuck all right then leave that leave
she wanted to fucking do it um they're on the way
Oh, let me check if I can go downstairs and start some of the stuff. I believe that I can.
No.
Emily, I believe your help.
Oh, I'm your sous chef?
You are being my sous chef.
Of course, of course.
And Emily.
Emily, you cut.
Nope.
Agent, you will be my sous chef.
Wait, wait, no, wait.
No, Emily, Emily, Emily has to be.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's okay, I'm gonna stop.
Okay, okay, here's the thing.
Okay, here's the thing, I will do steak.
I need only all three of you just to cook the rice.
Oh, that is your only three of you collectively.
I don't wanna say it, but I got it.
I'll tell Emily before you do that.
Yeah, Emily, I got it.
That's Emily's shit.
She was born to do that shit.
Ni hao, ni hao, yeah.
Ni hao, nigga.
Yeah, ni hao.
I'm gonna do that shit.
I'm gonna do that.
Oh my god, it's gonna be delicious.
Do you guys like egg yolk?
Yes, this is my steak.
Have you ever had it?
Just.
So you can try it. What do you mean egg yolk on steak in Japan?
Is the way that you do it? I will put it on the side so you can dip it in there with the rice
Like you just dip it in raw egg yolk raw. It's really good
But I will put it on the side so you don't have to get out on the side. Yes. I'm a side of me car
I'm gonna dip it all up a lot
Like a sweetened soy sauce and stuff like that to burn your rice
Oh, I like yeah, I like that. I actually like it. Yes
I like I like sauce I'm a saucy guy
My name is had that much rice. Yeah, I'm wrong straight. Yeah, cuz he's a carnivore
What I could do me
What happened to having me don't me though, you're more like motherboard
I'm fucking still here. Why did I feel you motherfucker?
What medicines weren't off yeah, I feel it I take another one
I just sanitize it, should we get a gingle?
We gotta re-sanitize.
Re-sanitize what?
Oh, could I call?
I just called on you, man.
So what's that?
It's water.
Time to do it, game.
This is a day quilt.
All right.
You don't use the liquid?
No, I'm going to change it, too.
I have it, too.
What's the difference if I just pop a pill?
I don't know.
I like the liquid.
Why?
Because I just like when it coats my throat with healing.
It does feel like, for some reason, out of its placebo?
What?
We are going to go change.
Yeah, can you wait here?
It's your cooking uniforms?
What?
No, you're on...
Everything I love?
No, chefs have cooking shifts.
You will make me eat a Walmart steak.
I will personally make sure E-Ball comes out here
and makes you mistake tomorrow.
That's what you wanna do.
Bro, wasn't that fucking...
Is that a serious cooking shift?
Making the cooking clothes specifically?
Yes, why else would you be changing?
This is a gym working hard. Oh my god. So you're sitting in my fucking bed with your gym clothes on
thank
well
To be fair we like I guess not nothing
No, no, no
Hell no.
I'm sorry guys, okay, sorry.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, hold on, no, you though.
What do you mean you already showered today?
I just had a shower this morning.
Yeah, but then you went to the gym.
You don't have to shower.
My sweat doesn't stay, I don't smell.
You could shower after your stream ends though.
I'll do it tomorrow or the next day.
What the fuck?
We don't need that, we don't need that.
Okay.
Do you know, do you know what, do you know what,
do you know what, do you know the pool story?
The pool story.
It's public, it's already public.
Yeah, basically I just went in a pool
and then I just went to bed and then the next day
They were like wait it was green water and I was like, oh, that's the same shower.
Like did you shower after I threw you in the pool yesterday?
No, I went to bed.
What?
Because you can't shower on Chinese New Year so I had to wait till the morning because
I showered this morning.
I thought Chinese New Year was two days ago.
No, it was yesterday.
Wait, why can't you shower on Chinese New Year?
Go ahead, I was just saying, if you shower on Chinese New Year all your luck washes away.
What the fuck?
Oh, so I held you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that I just didn't shower for you.
Wait, you already washed away your good luck in the shower.
No, I thought, no, oh my gosh, it's a culprit.
Shower.
No, no.
It was a shower.
It was a shower, right?
You washed away all the bad luck mother fuckers.
No, let me tell you something.
I threw in the water after midnight, gay.
That was after midnight.
It was 10.44, I checked.
No, I'm talking.
Wait, then why didn't you shower
if you were up until like 2 a.m.?
You guys.
I was too late out in this morning.
Brace.
You already washed away her good luck.
No.
On day one?
No.
If you look up trying to do your what you can't do it doesn't say going to pool it says showering
No, no, no, they don't say you can't go in a pool. They say you can't take a shower a bath shower
That's what they say like soap and water. You know a shower is a pretty new invention
They say you can't bathe yourself
No, but here's okay but that even worse because that pool counts as a bad.
Now watch this.
No!
Watch this.
You're going to be here, right?
If I accidentally fell inside of a pool on Chinese New Year, what?
Get that a gemini slow fuck, you Google that?
Well, my good luck.
You're going to Google all the back.
Yes.
Just to get an AI over the truth.
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Absolutely falling into a pool of Chinese dudes could serve bad luck!
That's why I stubbed my toe!
Rage! I have horrible luck!
Wait, wait, that's never suspicious!
If I was pushed into a pool on Chinese New Year
against my will, would all my good luck
Vanish on God it was not my fault
Based on today's attitude
Before to the water or the first day of the year is considered taboo as you believe to you have let me not lose your
Or however because this was done against your will and it was not your fault
No!
No consent!
Yay!
It was no consent, Chez.
It's okay.
I was screaming.
No, no!
She was screaming.
She said I would run her away.
She was just sure to go get it, too, Gag.
I promise you.
I promise you, Gag.
She went for a fucking life.
That's an awful good money, Gag.
It seems a biker PR, oh my god!
What?
That is a high-time offer.
What?
Woo-hoo-hoo!
What's going on?
For what?
Yo, that's a bad one, bro.
No motherfuckers in the pool with fucking bad PR!
No man, it was a clip from one of my brothers, him backing us into a corner saying,
Don't run anymore.
Yeah, you're done.
Just think about it.
Yo, she locked herself in a room, I hope.
No, I love my older brother.
He's pushing open the door, going,
Yo, let it in!
Let it in!
I don't want it!
No!
Yo!
Yo, it's hot.
It's like, what is it, 890 degrees in the game?
It's so hot!
Goddamn!
Oh!
Fuck
All right, you know, I want to get out this room or I'm gonna sleep one of the two was happening
No, you can't change
Get more
and it's a weird she asked
but what if we say no
she's gonna sit there
i would die
will die together
don't you gotta get
bit by the snake to die?
why the fuck did you close the door?
why'd you close the door?
You suck the poison or not?
Yeah, you get a bit right here?
Suck that shit.
How about I drop a bit on my inner thigh?
Hello.
No shot.
What the fuck?
I'm back.
Get off me.
You like my shirt?
Y'all are real gay.
You're not a real human being, bro.
That was quick.
Yeah.
I forget how fast you changed.
Yeah.
No, we're right at the top.
I bet I thought she didn't shower one time,
like this. But I did, I did. They're so fast.
Rage, are we actually doing a 24 hour thing? What? What 24 hour?
With the odd zombies. Would you really want me as your sidekick?
I feel like I'm going to ruin it for you. Why are you scared? Are you
scared of me or something? No. I'm not going to yell at you.
You would. We'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it. Okay. Because if there's someone else
else that you want to do it with feel free you know I'm not gonna like be mad if you
don't.
Hey, you didn't do anything, did you?
I'm not even dirty and pale and dirty and cold?
I don't know what the fuck?
How was that shuffled?
I don't have any more sweatpants, I don't have any more shorts.
You put stains on the shoes.
Ew.
How many?
How do you have five stains on there?
I got one last night again because I spilled makeup on it.
Oh.
But it's probably fine.
It happened.
Looks cute.
Okay, fine.
Again because I will make up on it. Oh, it's probably fun. It happened
Okay, I'll change my shirt. No, don't nobody care room
You go downstairs, yes
What
I'm not live fucking a hundred degrees in here is over for that I know you know when you get sick just sweat that
one out I suppose it's what it's like that shit out so should I go to the camera so
Should I go to the sauna?
The sauna, I feel like sauna, really.
Hey, keep going, keep going.
I saw that on the screen!
That was really cute!
I saw that on the stream outside!
Great!
I had to run back and congratulate you all.
Mando, Mando, please get in my room, please.
Love you, Mando.
Thank you.
Yo, the camera's on!
Oh my God, y'all switched there!
What, Ingest is this?
Mando, you have to...
Yo, look how much I'm sweating.
Bro, game.
Don't lock the door, I'm not locked in it.
No chat please.
I need to go get my bro.
Who's the fucking fan?
Fuck.
Fucking TV remote.
RUN!
I'm shitting!
Open up!
I want to help you.
I'm pooping.
How?
I'm pooping.
Open the door.
Hold on.
I'm wiping.
Please?
I'm wiping.
Wipe faster.
Okay.
Faster.
What agent?
I was pooping.
That was fast.
Oh, Mondo's, Mondo's a sushi agent today.
He didn't switch it.
Yes, actually, he's a...
Oh, you're straight.
Yes, he did.
So if I check right now.
Mondo's not a bond. Oh, it's just your interest to that camera. He didn't switch it. Yes, she's all
Yes, he did so if I check right now
Check where the ages is that?
I'm good right here. Oh, I got you something there. What I knew you was so sad and shit
You know, I you mad shit and shit like that and I'm like, you know what man? I know what's gonna cheer you up
I was gonna cheer me up a couple things you really like in this world, bro
Hey, watermelons are bad kids
How did you know you're lying?
You're actually I am lying. Oh, but I did get you a
Dwayne wage wrapped class card and
Everybody told me you're a Gengar demons. I got you a bean as the best card I could find at the store
It was like a it's like a giant car first of all first of all
It's his mouth by the way before we even move on to the Gengar. I
I want to take a second to really talk about the D-Wade disrespect that he's
seeing lately. I know they try to tell him like he's not even top 10 shooting
guards all the time. He's shooting on Twitter. I've been seeing crazy shit. I've been seeing shit on Twitter again and that's what you got lights.
Maybe have a lights game. He ass. Yo, yo, yo, Dwayne Wade, what top watch
You think he is five I think I push I thought top five easily. Yeah, I should have guards
I thought he top five true the guards easily. I'm gonna stop with the guy like Mike Kobe
The only other arguable there's a little say it's harding but Dwayne Wade played the other side of basketball so well gang
Oh, hard to play so much point guard so much. I got D way top three game
Part of play so much point so much point guard and so much no defense game
Do you know what I'm saying?
The way it was fucking sitting on a shit game.
He was fucking sitting game.
Fuck.
Yes!
And Gango, that big ass man.
I already have this card.
No, I'm very down there.
No, we'll be right back.
That's amazing.
You had that shirt on yesterday.
Jesus Christ, bro.
I'm only up two. I only brought two.
She brought two shirts.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm wearing a shirt. Disgusting.
Am I not wearing like the style of Echo and Lemonade?
I know I didn't want to say that, but that's a fire show, bro.
Guys, guys, guys, get downstairs and cook the fucking food.
Okay.
Roger that.
I'm gonna switch it.
Yo, yo, switch me, jail took, they just.
Yeah, bro, stay away from the steak, I don't know what to say.
But I like cooking steak.
I know, let me take care of the steak today.
All right.
You don't have to cook steak?
Yeah.
But also, she's gonna be the one cook it.
I want her to cook it.
Yeah, she's gonna cook it, but like, I'm gonna do it.
Listen, listen.
I'm probably gonna add some kind pepper on it.
Listen, listen, that's a fucking job.
She doesn't be cooking all that shit. I want you living a fucking finger
This is me fucking feeding us make it up to feel good. I feel relaxed. Let's just I'm sick
You're right. You're fucking a little bit tired today
I'm gonna watch out
Aprons on game fuck me fucking uniforms. I'm making a fuck right
Okay, you gonna tell them that huh? No, no, I said they already get they know that they get the gist. Okay. Okay. They know that
Yo, Joe TP me yo, Joe TP me
I'm doing this.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
Geo at prayer.
So thank you, Mersey.
All right, Mersey.
Where's Carl?
What are you doing?
Mersey.
Hey, Rach.
Like the song?
Do you want to know how I got this scar?
Where?
Why the fuck did you laugh?
It's the scar.
Where are you?
You're easy.
You see the car crash.
You got a car crash.
I can't feel this anything right here anything right here still
Can you feel my pinching feels like static really stiff or no cuz it felt stiff when you did that shit
It feels like a chicken wing actually yeah
But I think that's why you can't feel me want to pinch you
I just feel like more static like static like it's like
That's scary
What are you always coming from?
Holy fuck!
That's my brother.
A brother.
It's my brother.
Brother.
It's like butter, but with D's.
Brother.
Put some D's on that bitch!
That's the D's, brother.
Just butter, just butter.
Bitch boy, son of a bitch.
I'm like no shit, just butter.
AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!
Oh!
What?
Why are you standing there?
Give me paper!
Give me a bucket of toilet and that's in a fucking tissue and fucking paper!
Give me paper!
Oh no!
My rage!
No!
Get the paper!
I'm coming!
What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
I knew a guy that would kill that all up.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm gonna age it.
Fuck my friends that weren't on the world.
Oh you're really sick.
How is Rage so sick?
He's not the worst musician in the world but a pussy.
Let's see what they're doing down here.
Hello, cooks!
No, you put on some more extra clothes.
No, it's for you, because you got the chef stuff, you got the spatula and stuff.
Oh my God, that's a chef's hood!
It look good, is that my shirt?
Oh, that is chef's hood, it's cute.
I could be the sous chef.
Yo, there's something about the floors here I can tell like,
there's an animal slobber on this ground, man.
I can't explain it. Also this place is really,
pissing me off. I talk like dirty shit.
Wait, guys.
You gotta clean this shit up.
We do.
Who is leaving all this shit on the countertop, bro?
That'll be your job, Asia.
I'm out.
OK, so, wall-weak hood, you get the clean.
What are you doing?
Oh, wait, where are the right hookers?
I saved the price.
Look.
Oh my god.
Is that a movement?
A movement like crazy.
That's what we're doing.
Look, look, look.
Because this is what I was doing in the kitchen.
It's not regular ice.
No.
Watch.
It's in the morning.
I was doing this.
Wow.
That's good.
I was going to hear it in the morning, putting it in different containers.
And like, that's so cool.
Wait.
Is it dangerous to inhale that?
I think so, right?
I have no idea.
Is that for your lungs?
Yeah, it's bad for your lungs.
Like Chad says, I think.
Well, the rage is long as it's already cooked.
Okay, we'll have him drink it, we'll have him drink it.
It's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so...
Wow!
So fancy, Senna!
I thought that was just kind of fun.
Look at that, Chet.
That's fun, right?
Yeah, that's so cool. What's the science behind that? Where's Bill and I when we need them?
I don't know.
I was doing this morning, hey.
Why?
Is that ice shit?
It's ice shit.
It's pretty good.
I mean, don't let it slip by pool.
Here, come through, please.
Well, I died.
I will die.
Don't drink the ice.
Probably drink it.
Wait.
Can you drink it?
Oh.
What happens if I sniff it?
Not the ice.
Tell me something to get it.
Just like, just.
What if I sniff it?
If I inhale it?
Maybe we should have touched it just in case.
Probably not.
It's nitrogen.
Just in case.
I just great for you wait here we can grab it pick it up
My airbender shit see place gifted a hundred so
Appreciate that honey gifted net dog
Damn, they said don't don't do it. It's a dump
Wait, no, yeah, don't touch it with your bare hands. Oh
Yeah, don't grab it because it'll freeze your skin
So you knew that when you did it
Hey, man. Flex.
You don't want to hold it, because it'll hurt your hand.
Yeah, it's always going to hurt.
No, no, no, no.
You know what we're gifting to Asia?
I'm the sixth one out here.
You do it as that?
Lock it.
You the sixth?
No, I said I'm the sixth one.
Sixth one.
You need, you need, you need date quid, not a hundred gifted.
Asia.
Also, kid is the best place to handle that.
Jesus Christ.
What do you want us to do about it?
We're not going to...
We're... okay, first of all, are you just sitting your ass on the couch like that?
Fuckin' sick.
We're... uh...
Hey, Ray, do you need anything?
Uh...
You want anything?
Uh...
Any water or a lot of those supplies?
Okay.
Cold? Room temp?
Room temp.
We don't have that. Do you want cold?
Cold.
Cold supplies.
Turn it over.
Here, give him this.
Fresh made water.
How can you drink?
I'm going to have a drink.
Made by the chef.
It has our finest appellation ice mixed in
with some natural spring sparkling water from the fish.
Riverside and compliments of the chef.
Enjoy.
Very safe.
What can I say?
I'm going to save it for the food.
I like when my throat wet when I eat.
I let my throat wet when I eat.
Oh, would you eat your Walmart steak?
Mr. A, are you still on that?
You're not, you're not here, Rob.
It was a joke.
Sit up.
You want to sit up.
Yeah, I don't know.
He didn't even know your name.
Yeah, he went, oh, Emily?
Why?
I was thinking, is she more of an Emily
or is she more of a sit up?
And you thought I was more like a little baby to sit up?
Really?
Thank you.
You want to ask me why?
Why?
Really?
Why?
Because...
Alinity is ancient.
He's a spirit!
Sit up!
I'm coming!
Okay!
Put this on!
What is that?
What is it?
Stop throwing it!
Give it to me!
Wait, what did you do on this dude?
What happened?
I don't know what happened but...
Is that bad?
That stink is full!
It just came out from the bottom, like we don't know what that is.
I don't know how that happened.
Bubbling?
It is bubbling.
That sounds so cool!
Yeah, how long have we been doing that for, Jeff?
Is it draining trouble?
Are we getting our closet back?
No.
It's so cool!
They definitely put this in like Halloween mixes, right?
Okay, well is it gasping the whole house?
It keeps coming out, no?
You need some rations?
Uh, you good?
Uh, massage?
Somebody give me some eucalyptus oil, man.
Oh, are you going to give him a massage?
That's still, that's my dog.
The pipe is, no, only fine.
I'm going to get him right.
Guys, come on, we have to cook together.
Oh, I don't know if this is going to happen.
I'm just clearing this up to throw it out.
Oh, okay. Um, wait a minute.
You put the ice into the brain?
Did I do that?
No, I mean, did it somehow go somewhere?
Did I do that?
Um...
Get up!
I fucking heard that you should leave your hands, gang.
Fucking royal, was you fucking psychopath?
Yeah.
Get up!
Yeah, you really got, you really kind of fell off with your insults, bro.
People are going way crazy yesterday.
Fuck, I can't get loud, gang.
Yeah, you're corded out a little, though.
Get hot on your sick, man.
I'm a headache, gang.
Hey guys, are there no plates?
No, there's no plates.
We have paper plates.
Where?
Ta-da!
Right here.
Why do you want paper plates?
You know how it is, didn't you?
You know.
We get it.
Oh, do we have a cutting board in here?
No.
There's a few pieces left, but it seems like we're fine.
Oh, I can't touch that with my hands.
Ready to sell the cup?
Really?
That's what I'm trying to do.
Why are you doing this?
Is it good?
Isn't it fun?
Yes.
I'm gonna get out of the sink this morning.
I was grabbing everything.
I was putting it in a little bag.
Oh, that's so cool looking.
Watch out, watch out.
We definitely just can't put it in the...
Shut up!
What?
Shut up!
What?
Can you shut up over there?
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Alright, I'm out.
No, stay over there.
Don't blow into him.
He's going to stay behind.
Blow it?
No, blow it.
No.
Let me clean.
Blow it over.
Blow it down the face.
He he he.
The join, join, join, join.
Y'all understand the signs behind us, but that's cool as
fun.
Go on, go, go.
Whoa.
Wait.
Y'all, my curator said, go, go.
That's it, part two, time.
My mother gave me three.
Another one!
Emily, can you go to a tournament here, please?
So he'll get up.
How about some snow? This is up that downabout.
Right there.
Emily, jump away, please.
I can't set my time to get ready.
Emily, Emily, what are you doing?
Nothing.
Don't step on my knee.
That's a bad knee.
What are you going to do about me?
Emilia!
What the fuck?
Why are you so fast?
I'm trying to park it on her!
Emily?
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Emily?
Can you get up and help the group?
I'm preparing, I'm preparing.
For what?
I'm beating her to second...
You can't get from any wagon.
He's only just sitting on the back.
I'm going to get a second Emily.
Emily, I'm beating her to second Emilia.
God.
Okay, at least he has a mask on.
Hey, can you give me a massage?
You want a massage?
Yep.
Come right out.
Thank you.
Why are they so loyal?
Yeah, that's real good, right?
Love, love, love for me.
You're real good.
And then you want a massage?
No, but what is this?
It's the green onion type nailing.
Do you know it?
Do you remember what it is?
Put it into the ice and then it'll curl up.
Hey, Senna.
Yes?
I didn't see you wash your hands.
I did.
Are you sure?
Yes.
I'm sure she wouldn't forget that.
No, Emily, don't, right?
You really don't over-type it, Emily.
Oh, my God, this is really good.
It's good form. It's good form. It's good form.
Dude, do you want to know why I cut them long?
It is my fun fact.
Oh, actually, about the yet.
No, no, like, it's a fun fact.
It's actually really cool.
I'm gonna start making rice in on you.
Caleb.
What?
Do you want to know why I cut them long?
Yeah, for sure.
Uh, why do you have a gun in your hand?
Yeah.
Do it!
Are you putting grass in my state?
No, no, no, it's, okay, it's scaliant and what are we, what are we, no, no, no.
Oh stop putting grass, it's throwing in that shit.
No, no, it's, it's, it's, it's, great, get the fuck off!
I'm preparing for my gloves and shit.
What?
Oh, hot fork!
Yummy.
Is that blogging hot fork?
No, it's not.
What? Oh, popcorn! Yummy!
Is that laundry popcorn?
Yes, yes it is.
Um, so how many cups of rice would you like?
Uh, enough for ten people, so maybe like three cups?
I won't get a lot of rice.
Okay.
An agent?
I'm not getting none.
I'm you, I'm not really gonna get any.
Okay, three cups of rice coming right up.
Uh, you're rich?
Yes.
Popcorn and drink coming right up.
Thank you, my dear sir.
It's a little hot.
Thank you so much.
Would you like a massage now, really?
A massage now would be blessed.
I'd love to.
Oh, yes.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm a day Asian.
Tell me about your day with you.
What did you do? How tough was it?
Well, I woke up.
I think it was going to be a-okay, ready for day three, you know?
Mm-hmm.
my sugar and they miss me. Um, I was kind of quarantine myself. Yeah. No, you know,
that happened to all of us in 2020. Very, very difficult position to be in. Yeah.
Mentally, they're very tense. Very tense. That's nuts. Mentally, I just thought I was
letting the team down, but no, no, no, man. Come on, right? You know, I need to put in a
lot of effort to get us here, you know? Yeah. And to be honest, it's, it's P-5
It's a nice fall anyway. It's Paige.
It definitely was a fall.
It's Paige's fall.
And the gallop heard it trying to show up.
Ooh, you got nice tracks.
You like this one?
Hell yeah.
I like this one.
Trapezoids.
Right?
Right.
Right?
What?
Right.
What?
Did it mark it up?
Yeah.
What do you do it?
No, it's not marked up.
I'm back, no.
Emily, Emily?
Yes?
What are you doing?
Yes, keep going.
You do your thing.
What are you doing?
Emily?
Don't mind me.
If you can, if you can massage.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Emily?
Who's that?
Watch out.
Watch out, Emily.
No!
She's about to do it.
Yo, just gonna start feel mad, good.
Yo, sit down.
I'm gonna let it touch my neck.
This is how you be useful.
Uh-oh.
Are you good?
Whoa, okay.
Listen.
I'm joking.
Are you good?
I'm so good.
I'm joking.
I'm sorry.
So you're gonna get up and you're gonna hug, right?
I'm gonna get up and hug.
Agent, you're gonna get up and you're gonna hug, right?
No.
I'm gonna get up and hug.
I'm gonna get up and you're gonna hug, right?
I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna hug.
What the fuck you say?
I didn't say anything.
You're getting up, right?
Yes.
Oh, wow.
That's some good fucking popcorn.
I'm good fucking popcorn.
I'm sick. I don't want to make everybody sick.
Okay, let me get up. Let me get up.
I love this chair, bitch.
Okay, let me get up.
Let me get up.
I'm gonna get up.
Let me go ahead.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're gonna start a fight?
I'm gonna start a fight.
Do you want me to start at night?
We need to cut around here and help you, please.
Okay.
Hold her.
Fuck.
Shot me in the fucking belly right now.
How many more from this spot?
The mind is bad, I can't sleep.
Bobby, stop!
This might be it.
I'm doing some other shit.
You're good, and you're good in my book now.
We don't need this shit.
No, no, what we do, what we do?
We tell the green onion hack.
There's a good hack, I can tell you.
So, the reason why I cut it the wrong way
is because you put it in the ice
and then the membranes curl,
and then it makes the dish look pretty
because you put a little bit on the top
and then it can serve cream at the toilet.
Well, let's just focus more on the meat.
Because the meat is just sitting there.
Thawing out all by itself, and we're over here cutting grass.
Okay, this will be for Emily as we start the rice.
So you should wait.
I think it's gonna take way longer than the rice.
No, it's not.
Absolutely.
No, the fuck it's not.
Well, I cooked my rice.
How do you have your sink?
I'll let my show Uncle Ben.
Three minutes in a matter of minutes.
I'm not giving you A5, what do I give with Uncle Ben rice?
That's crazy.
Nah, I'll let my show Uncle Ben.
Five minutes max.
Is that not just like disclaimer?
I'm eyeballing this, because there's no lines on here.
I trust you.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, hey, both things, yeah.
I don't know.
Food related, just cooking related.
No, no, no, Emily.
OK, you're, wait, there's lime right here.
OK, Emily, what's the rule?
1 to 1.5.
Something like that, right?
Be careful.
The fat, the fat, the fat.
Agent S. Doesn't that look good?
Wait, can we show it in it?
Mando, come here.
It's huge.
Oh my God.
Look at this here, this is what you want to show them.
Great.
What are you doing?
Rosie, what are you doing?
Okay.
Okay, agent, you want to try to cut this in...
Is that something you're giving me?
That looks amazing.
No, hold on, hold on.
Everybody look at me.
Sorry, that's gonna get you mottos.
Ready?
I'm more like, uh, what?
Not good?
Yeah, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Okay.
Hey Jeff.
Oh my God, do you see the moribble in the fat?
It's good, right?
Do you see the fat?
Oh, good boy.
You, you're good boy.
Yeah, you're good boy.
You need-
Hey, shut back.
You fucking bunny rabbit.
I already need a bunny.
Okay, we need to try the cuppers.
Oh
I
Didn't get you bro, all right
I think he got it on your do-rag mostly not on your do-rag.
Let's fucking kill him.
Oh my god, not the stage!
Say goodbye Chad, I got to wash my hair tonight.
Oh no.
Is it a lot?
Like here?
No, it's not a lot.
Here?
No, no, no, no, stop.
I'm fucking, everyone's ever been fucking beating!
Why do you smell that shit?
I'm gonna pull a fry and put a carrot in Aimee's ass
when you're sleeping.
Oh!
That's some shit they'd be doing in Kansas frats, bro.
The fuck, up the stage?
No, no, no, it stinks fine.
Stop fucking, I'm so sorry.
No, it's okay.
Do you want to?
No, you get it, you get it, you get it.
I need his hair!
How could you?
I need your hair on your hair!
Sit up, get this little guy up here!
Get up!
Get up, I'm pumping Echolimidin beanies!
Come on!
What the fuck is this?
That's Amiga, come on your Echolimidin beanies!
Hey, Kai!
I can't...
Hey, Kai!
I can do it.
No, no, no, I got...
It's just hard work.
Kai!
I got weak arms.
No, it's okay. Cooking's a man's job. Let me take care of this one.
No, no, no. I can...
Okay, try to push it down.
It's hard.
Wait, they're saying ruins.
What? No, it's not.
Wait, does it wag you like that?
No, it's not ruined. We're cutting the slices.
It's ruined because we're supposed to cook it like this?
No.
Don't ask this.
It's good.
Yeah.
Big guy, houses.
Big guy, houses, houses, houses.
Big guy, houses, houses, houses, houses.
That's a big guy.
Sousa.
All right, you need to fucking pay me.
Give me one second.
Paper.
My fucking, I put on a limited fucking weed and got a cool one.
I'll soon have paper towels.
What?
I just had toilet paper, bro, so if you want toilet paper,
there's plenty of that.
No, no.
Yo, there's shit in that.
Slip it in.
There's toilet paper, but there's no toilet towels.
What is it running around?
It might be still slightly frozen, no way.
Ooh!
What's so good?
Wow, look at this.
It's good, it is.
That's ribs in it.
Yeah, and you see all that marbling?
Wow.
Be careful with your finger, Asian, please.
My back?
Wow.
Oh my god.
That was so satisfying.
It's good, right?
It's OK if it's slightly frozen,
because we'll adjust to it.
Oh.
Just cool it.
Is that my face?
Oh my god.
Oh.
It's on your finger.
Oh.
It's on your finger.
Oh, yeah.
Asian, your finger, oh my god.
Open that bad boy up! This is crazy!
Wow!
Bro, it's a little too much.
It doesn't even feel like a normal steak, Jack.
The marbling looks so good.
It doesn't even feel like a normal steak.
Okay, now I need you.
I want to touch it. Can I touch it?
No!
Oh, it's just a marbleization.
No, no, you just stare there.
Maybe go like you like something to do and go stare at it.
I want to start from here and you need to be like how many people 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10
are you saying it's 10 so 5 per piece yes you a little bit over a pound actually per because this is
11 pounds
Oh, wait, that's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
Just say, in my mouth, there's water or anything.
You're not going to be able to eat this whole thing.
We will, we will.
Is it going to be so fatty?
Yes.
I'm not going to lie, it's going to be a piece to cut.
I'm so sorry.
But that's your, that's your drug.
If you do that, I'll do everything else.
It's like, it's like mad smooth, dog.
We just have a white knife.
So it doesn't help.
poor Ray, the other had to get up and now it's on the go away.
And this guy, Ray, he doesn't care at all.
I wouldn't mind letting you out of here.
No, no, no, this shit not going ten pieces.
Oh, I keep getting hooked.
Oh, boy, this man.
I don't know how to change that shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no, no, I was going to start cutting it.
Is it good?
No, no, no, look, you see how, like, it's too, like, tender.
So it's going to fall on that part in the middle.
Just know whenever a piece of all the part will save, throw it in the pan.
It's going to be tough to cut into 10 pieces.
It's okay.
If you want to cut it into smaller pieces, we can cut them.
Or we can give it a knife.
That's the biggest knife we have.
We don't necessarily need a big knife.
We can use serrated knife if you want to try it.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do we think about these rice levels, guys?
Thoughts?
Emily, how's that?
For rice to margarage you?
So did you measure it?
No, I'm just eyeballing it.
Because I think we lost the cup holders.
Okay, look Senna.
How did we lose it?
We just bought this.
Look Senna, look Senna, look Senna, look Senna.
Great.
We need a game plan Senna.
Yes.
Are you good?
What's wrong?
So look.
This is going to keep happening because it's slice it too small.
That's okay.
It's not okay.
Because it's not going to be a nice deluxe steak.
This is good.
Oh no, it's not that good.
It looks good.
Not even good.
No, no, no, no.
Agent, you can try to cut from the outside.
Yeah.
Like, instead, because it's softer.
Can I cut?
No, no, no, I got it, I got it.
Because I want to do something too, you know?
Rach, why don't you help Emily with the steak, or the rice?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Rach, I need your help!
What do you need my help with doing?
Tell me how much water!
What do you need my help with doing, Emily?
My rice.
Mom?
I'm okay.
Yes, yes.
She doesn't even help, and I got this.
Should I use a serrated knife?
No, no, no need. No need, no need.
No need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need, no need.
Sit down here.
Why don't I put it away?
Maybe you need some help.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Maybe just like, sit over there or something.
They don't hear the chat, we'll talk to them.
Yo, I've never seen you.
Sorry, I was in my room.
They're not telling me to come down.
Right.
I come down, I go to the couch.
They're telling me to get up the couch.
I go to the kitchen.
They're telling me to fucking leave.
Joshua, it's not a voice.
Why?
It's not a voice, Joshua.
You fly.
You're scaring us.
And when I say us, I mean the house.
Who the fuck is the host?
Me?
I mean Rosie.
Rosie!
That's...
That's a cool little spot, bro.
I'm gonna do some more rice.
Wait, and I'm gonna have to eyeball this.
Let's go with it.
Can Chad tell me if this rice is good?
I don't know.
I really desire all this.
And then you do the knuckle trick.
But I have nails on.
They're a thing.
What do we think? What do we think? Is that good?
It's good to me. I washed the rice five times. Yes. Okay.
What rice is better than dry rice? Less water.
There's a lot of these in the water.
Cut it in the East Burrito, like the empty soups, and it's got a small corn little chip.
Too much water.
Alright, hold on. You're back.
You can do it!
How about that?
Ta-da! Better?
That's good, right?
Um, Emily, you're Asian, bro.
I know. I know how to do it. I'm just quizzing you guys.
Yeah, you're a little great.
I'm sorry, I thought you said you couldn't cut it.
Oh yeah, keep cooking that thing.
All right.
This shit, I'm going to lay it.
Thank you, Rach.
I'm having so much fun right now.
Let's cook it with y'all.
Too much still?
A little less.
I thought Agent said he couldn't cut this.
Oh, jeez, drop these.
Look.
I thought you were having so much fun, man.
There's no... Oh! Rage only this.
Rage!
Oh, you guys want to eat it out!
It looks awesome.
What's that got fucking yo-yo?
Let go of my yo-yo.
Oh, it has germs on my mouth!
Come on!
My germs though. And we're friends.
I don't give a fuck if it's your germs.
Cooking!
Good work Emily!
Thank you, thank you!
I hope it's good!
Thank you, Rach!
That's great.
Okay, ooh, sinister.
Oh, you cut it. Good work.
You gotta set it down and then put it this way.
That's amazing. It smells great.
Hey, man. You okay?
Yeah, I'm having a blast cooking with my friends and shit.
Rach!
He's, uh...
It's like that in the house.
I want you to hear me out.
Yeah, I know, I'm sure.
You just do it.
Marblezation felt great.
Oh, you want to cut the steak though?
Why don't we not go cut the steak?
Let's check it out.
We have a professional steak cutter over there, look at him.
He's so crazy.
You really conned out there over there, so no.
Oh, thanks.
It's like...
I'm gonna go play a game.
Okay. Okay. Have fun.
So close.
Oh my God, you're getting so good.
They're making a mark of life.
It's a piece of mind.
But
What's very special about today in the reason why I just chose to make this dream happen today is
Today is the strongest
solar day
It's good not to
What are you saying, Leeds?
What do you get?
I got so much.
Oh yeah, I got 20 guys.
That's the case.
You want to talk to me?
Yeah.
That's what I was going for.
I didn't, I didn't.
I didn't hurt you.
I'm really sorry.
I thought I was gonna get a little bit more.
Is it in my hands still?
No no.
Okay, listen.
Okay, I got it.
It's in my hands.
I got it.
Oh, my God!
I got it.
I got it!
Whoo!
Listen, that's one thing that's one thing.
Listen, that's one thing.
That one thing.
That's a question.
I don't know.
She made it.
Yeah.
All right.
The head is one thing.
Yeah, that's.
I think that.
Come on, look at him.
He's got an ear.
And the thing with the move is that I think that would fit too.
That like two likes is fine.
Yeah, I don't know.
So friendship.
It's a like, what if you just went in there and
Like, I was the real sir, I was the only real sir, you know what I'm saying?
And just play with him for a little bit.
Okay, okay, like how much you want?
100,000?
All right, but that's for a box, for a box.
Oh.
You can do it.
For like two hours?
Yeah.
All right, good.
Thank you.
Fuck me, man.
Hey, Rage!
Oh, Blake!
What are you, you're distracting someone, man!
What's up?
Oh, man.
You just not playing?
Yeah.
I'm crazy.
I'm crazy, man.
It's the first time I've played football.
Since when?
I don't play football.
Stop.
They were kind of good at this shit.
They were fucking bad at it, man.
They were fucking good at it.
Oh.
Not the worst thing.
That was a strike.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, they had to have it.
They had to have that shit.
Oh, man.
See how I'm gonna hit my head?
I'm trying to get that warrant on right there.
Man, you know sometimes when you get sick it's usually just the first day that's ass after the first day
I like to use this technique called a one-shot top
Shit
I like to use, okay, that's a shabby, this move I call here is for the two top shot.
I'm gonna hit your ball into my ball, into the pocket.
Wow, that was impressive!
Bro, you're wonderful!
Nice and full, right?
Yeah!
You're really good, man!
Man?
I thought you were talking about like gang this year.
Wow!
You're a natural.
You're the first one I'm playing too.
That's a brow shape though.
You want to break up a little bit?
Nah, nah, just get strapped.
Get strapped.
I'll break up a little bit.
Ha, ha, ha!
Let's go a little bit more.
We got hooked up there.
Can I do a celebrity shot?
What?
Can I do a one shot?
What are you doing?
I said, um, we don't know how to operate.
Oh?
Who wants to do better at school?
What do you mean, we don't know how to operate?
I'll help out the losers who are ready.
I'll leave.
I'm too old and so old.
Move it!
Agent!
No, I need to do this.
You're one of the best!
What?
Yeah!
You're an amazing student.
I'm cool.
I'm proud.
Okay, go ahead.
That was a trick shot!
I've seen everyone on tic-tac.
Tic-tacs are hard sometimes.
When you line up, do you go on the line or do you put it anywhere?
You put it behind this line or this way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See the shot?
So, are you great?
Screw that up.
Fuck.
You good?
Yeah, it's great, right?
Yep.
Great, you're doing an awesome race.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, do you want to take over my car?
Okay, I'll take one, this one.
Thank you, Reagan.
I'm going to try and make this more overbore
to that top ladder.
It's not shot, not top.
It's not shot, not top. Oh, close.
Yeah, it's pretty hard.
You're stressed, you're stressed.
You're stressed?
You're stressed.
It's pretty hard.
I know, but you might not be able to hit the ball that first.
Yeah.
Can you even hit the ball?
Yeah, watch this.
I'm gonna ask him.
I'm gonna just break it up a little bit.
Do you know what's that?
Actually, this is called a dull shot shot.
I shoulda aged this one.
I'm gonna hit your ball into my bottle to the pocket.
That's actually illegal.
Watch this.
Because you're hitting my ball first.
That's not illegal.
Watch this.
There.
Close.
Watch this.
Hey.
Come on, watch this one.
Come on, come on, braze, don't do it, don't do it, braze, don't do it.
Ah, somebody got to do it to him.
Yeah!
I'm so embarrassed.
Wow.
Amazing, there you go.
Doing easy.
Come on, break this up.
You know what, we'll share pucks.
You got it this is chalk, it gets the friction on the bottom of the puck so you can hit the
ball when on the trucker.
Stop messing with me! I don't want to play pool!
I watch this fight.
I'm gonna hit the yellow one into that pocket, I'm gonna dodge the blind.
That might just break up a little bit.
Wow! That was fucking impressive!
That was cool!
Here you go.
I'll just use my fucking stick.
Thanks.
Okay, I'll calculate the angles here, so point at my calculations to be about as...
Uh, 80, uh, 100 and 500, up to the table.
And then I'll get it right there.
Yeah, you want to have your arm shared, you know?
I'm gonna have a strike.
Actually, your elbow is a little tough, get it? Yeah, you get it.
You will?
Tilt the fuck up! You're not any boss in!
I'm fine!
Yeah, they're gonna come up here.
Go!
That was a perfect disaster, so I just wanted to come through, send us chat.
Here's an update.
I got a little space, and I'm setting aside my record, so good.
That looks incredible. Thank you.
Hey, good to be sending POV, guys. I got y'all cinephiles.
Hey, you know, hold up, okay?
Anybody else? Anybody else?
No, no, no, no, no. You actually keep staying right here.
30 to more minutes, you know what I'm saying?
31 things. 31's what?
Uh, you know what bro, you just show us what was you about to do and break it down for us.
Listen, I don't know what you're doing. Look at that. Look, I'm not thinking of that. Purple.
Now purple solid. Get to that pocket right there. Watch this.
Now this is how you go through those walls.
I'll be a little hard for you.
For your first row.
I need anyone to do that.
For your first stop, I'm going to go up.
It was right there, so it wasn't that hard.
Listen, this was a little challenging being that this is right behind me.
I'm trying to dig that into there.
So you're going to come at it with an absolute angle.
A cute something, say.
Woo!
Fucking sick.
No shot.
This right here?
You hit his back, pull it around the ball.
Gym, and the boss will go gym into that one.
Gym into a gym. So a straight line of gym.
Into a right side of gym. You understand?
Into a right side of gym.
Into a right side of gym. Into a right side of gym.
You got lucky with that one.
It's on the right side, Jim.
You got lucky, you got lucky.
You know what I'm saying?
You got so lucky.
You got there.
That's mine.
That's all for that.
It's a hard shot, so I'll take it.
Raise it up a little bit.
Who won that?
Who won that control?
Yeah, that's how hard it is.
You don't want to move this into that.
a little bit too hard because it's long, it's harder than it actually looks.
And the other ones are no clear shot targets.
Yeah.
It's okay. That was a little better for us.
You want to go behind the second long corner, Decker?
I'm going to try to hit the blue.
That's right, I will.
What the fuck am I talking about?
Have we gone wrong?
You doing great?
I'm sorry, cool.
No way, no.
It's definitely...
No, that's easy, it's easy.
Look at that.
Fuck the pros.
Oh, what am I saying?
Oh my god.
Mr. Brown?
Mr. Brown.
That was a classic.
What is the battle of the ages said?
The battle in ages!
We got a great age!
We got Emily!
One two shot.
I just wish you'd have it done.
Thanks.
Well you're this cool that I felt like Adrian was the one.
No I'm gonna use your image.
You should make this.
Actually please set this up.
Two scrubs low.
I put myself in this position.
Years and years in practice right here.
Years and years.
Oh!
No!
Oh!
I'll get you.
I'm a little easier I know.
A little fuck up.
A little suck up.
Where do you want me to sit?
Scalpeloo little teacher?
I knew I'd have a straight line here for everyone else.
Are you going to make it?
Your chest.
I'm not going to make it.
Your chest?
I'm not gonna make it out.
Am I not going to make it out?
I'm not gonna make it out.
Yo yo yo yo.
I'm not gonna make it out.
Can you?
I'm a quick order.
You're so good, you're good.
I'm not going to miss a shot.
So is that it?
Okay. Go ahead.
That much is my first time playing.
First time in my life, first time in my life.
Quarter-deck right here.
I don't want to go down to the area easy.
Because what I'm trying to do is I'm going to track that stuff.
So Jack went in, put a bounce on the wall, hit that, boom.
That's a hard shot, Evan.
Come on, bro.
Shut up!
Why are you having a little bird shit shot right in my ear?
Fuck!
Get down.
This is a hard shot.
That's called with the leg up.
With the leg up.
I don't know if you're going to make it.
It's quite difficult.
Yeah, it's okay. We kind of know.
It's too easy. I want to go harder one.
I want to go harder one.
This.
Yeah.
That must be a little...
All right.
You guys are not free.
Can I talk to the side real quick?
Yeah, you can.
Stay right there, I'll be right back.
Look.
You want to walk the rear moment?
There's like an actual chance she doesn't get upset
She's getting competitive.
I'm going to study that a little bit.
Okay.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
How's it going?
Are you guys probably getting stuck for the stakes in there?
Yeah, yeah.
And coming right back, right?
Sit down.
Obviously.
Because like you wouldn't, like I just bought the stakes.
You wouldn't leave me like yourself.
You know, and like, come on.
Come on.
I'm going to talk to the waitress.
Like, obviously, like you guys wouldn't do anything fun without me.
What's up with that?
I don't know what fun it is.
Without Sina.
Exactly.
You're the fun.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay.
So obviously, he's like, I'm the fun.
So then it's...
What are you doing?
Back off.
No, no, no.
Hey, hey, Rich.
This way.
We gotta grab the stuff at the stake.
Okay, so you...
Yeah, we'll be right back.
Because Emily's waiting on us.
Okay.
But hey, she's waiting on you.
You guys are getting the groceries?
Yeah.
Okay, we'll come back after the groceries then.
Yeah.
Okay.
We'll grab them right now.
Okay.
You have the opportunity to arrange bait to fuck at Emily.
She is so close to getting played.
Make her hurry.
Okay, but I'll see you.
I'll see you.
This is the way you're going to come to your bed and get so much more of this.
Hey there.
Just take this out of my ass.
I'm just asking about the steak actually.
Oh wait, yes, and I had just been cooking up steak.
No.
Yep.
I just thought of a brand of stuff.
Oh, a birthday?
Yeah, yeah.
Like the groceries?
Yeah, I'm glad.
I feel bad for having that.
I'm getting a lot of cook-ish.
I'm Mike.
Ha ha!
Thank you!
Thank you Ray!
Ray, what do you think?
It's amazing. It's like I've done the whole game.
What? You're the one that I don't know.
What are you talking about? It's a handicap.
You should not go ahead with this one.
It's right there. It's easier to shop.
I mean, it's okay if you go ahead with this one.
It's okay.
I'll be back soon.
Yeah.
Oh, come on!
No!
Let's get out of here!
It's not problemless.
You're here talking about your children.
I know.
I'm losing right now.
I know.
And I know.
I know.
Look at how you're doing.
What are you doing?
It's a jump shot.
Canary shot?
A real jump shot, man.
I made a hard part.
I did.
I made it harder for her.
Yup, I know.
Ahhhh!
What was that?
We did, we did shot!
Okay, you want me to keep going easy?
No!
You're doing your hormones and you're stopping.
You said it's about hormones.
Yes!
I've been letting you catch us for the past few minutes.
I was saying maybe she didn't try to stay.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, nothing to go.
What's the point?
That's the easier one.
Should I end it or should I keep playing with it?
I'm going to keep playing with it.
I'm going to keep playing with it. I said it was easy for you.
It's all right.
You know what I'm saying?
No way she was this one. She's not allowed to go.
Oh my god.
That's just too far!
I beg to differ!
Thank you, darling.
We have an effort to bring him games so he's waiting for us!
So just do your thing! I think you're so good! Just end it!
I'm gonna end it!
Okay, go ahead!
I like to be do it, so that's why I like to take a long time.
I like to be do it, and that's what it is.
Oh, good try, Red.
Thanks, bro.
Oh, you're welcome.
Thanks, bro.
Alright, here's the grinder. Easy shopping.
Oh, my ankles are all off!
I'm so sad I didn't get a protractor!
Dude, it's so good.
They say ass vs. ass.
No, ass vs. phone and phone.
What? They have an ass?
I have an ass.
I'm hoping you can send them.
Thank you!
Dude, it's alright.
Alright, I'm gonna start trying.
I'm gonna start trying.
I'm like actually getting frustrated.
Okay.
I don't know if that's gonna happen.
Oh my god, oh my god, I can't just, this is horrible, I'm in hell.
Next time you're afraid that you're gonna try to.
No, no, no.
I'm coming, you guys are working at nine, okay?
What?
Really?
I feel like you're going further than me.
Like he's...
He says no, but I still left.
No, you can't.
Let's take forever.
You got this, I'm Shirley.
It says you're so good at all.
I am, I am.
Shirley.
Whoo!
She had a way, friends!
D.V.
I'ma start doing video games.
Guys, I said I'm not going to start doing video games.
Yeah, we're getting ghost news.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Bro, are you in the air?
Sorry, sorry.
Okay, this is good for you. We're tied. We're tied. We know what that means. I'm surprised.
I don't like your tie up.
It gives you hope.
Uh oh.
Making me...
It's perfect. No, no, no, no, no.
Get your steps up. Get your steps.
Get your steps. Get your steps.
Get your steps.
Are you going to set her up, Rach?
Wait!
Yes!
She told her not to do that angle.
Okay, um, I'm gonna call...
Uh, listen, wait. Uh, okay, I'll just call the left one. Sorry.
Uh, yeah.
Okay, I'll take it.
Sorry.
They said bang!
That was a bad one.
They said Emily's winning, though, wait, is that right?
That's not good.
Yeah, I'm happy.
I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning!
Steven.
You have the time.
You have the opportunity for anything.
Hey!
Hey! Are you getting the groceries still?
We're bringing them right to the door,
and that is going to make it easier for us.
He's like, a lot, he's really heavy.
I don't remember ordering that much.
He fell over with some of them, so we had to put him back in the bag.
I just don't remember ordering that much.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't eat, don't eat.
I just get the groceries.
No, no, no, no, I don't get seasoned.
Seasonal.
Do you season it with it?
What would you put on an A5 wagyu steak for season?
Steak seasoning.
I'll say.
I don't have a cookbook.
Kill yourself.
You put steak seasoning on an A5 wagyu?
Whatever uses to the steak with it.
You're about to put it in the oven.
You don't ask for fucking help.
Can't do it yourself.
No, I need help getting the groceries.
Could you get those?
Yeah.
Oh, here, here.
You guys get the groceries, right?
Go there.
OK.
Got it.
They fell.
Over here.
OK, we'll just pick them up.
Let's get out of here.
You gotta go.
I have to go.
If you win...
Oh my god.
Blah blah blah.
No, no, no, no.
It's for a thing.
Oh my god.
She's crashing out.
Okay.
I'm not even going to talk about that.
It's just fucking hard.
I know.
Fuck him.
No, please.
Hit her with a...
a lash.
Oh.
I'm not even going to talk about that.
It's just fucking hard.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll finish the game soon.
Don't worry.
You can keep trying.
Yeah, I...
I
Can you even see
Hey
That's all right, at least, thank you.
Todd, thank you.
Ha ha ha ha!
Woo!
Stood!
What a start!
Thank you, thank you!
I'll be the one counting.
It slipped, it slipped.
It slipped, it slipped, it slipped.
I'm going to call the right pocket.
Okay, play it.
Let me get you set up and talk.
And so if I pick you up, I'll admit that I'm better than you at school.
And I'm gonna name you in the name.
Never gonna happen.
Is she beef you got to game it out your name?
Yep, you have to say it.
I believe better than that gaming.
Go ahead.
You have to say it.
That's your only gaming.
It's gonna be your name.
Yep, yep.
Go ahead.
I'm gonna rock it.
Okay.
Not God's Grain Fuckin' Earth Pages 00.
What's that?
I'm not worried it's fine.
I'm not worried?
Fuck, shit.
Shit.
Okay.
Oh, okay. I know this pocket.
Can you get off please?
I'm trying to shake it the table a little bit.
Can you not sit over there?
Maybe over here?
Alright.
Ah!
Have a seat one and move for the other one.
I'm getting there because I have no chances yet.
You know, one for ten minutes. That's how easy I'm going on her.
They're going to deposit.
Right on the brick and strip.
Here we go!
Oh, Marvels!
Holy shit.
Holy fuck.
Your ball is down in the air.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just have to...
Where's the chop? Oh my god.
Give me chop. It's fine.
Don't fuck with the rubber on this shit.
What am I saying? Scratch on it. It moves it.
Scratch on it?
What? That is not true. That's not true!
Everybody use the motor.
Don't be a thug. Don't be a thug.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what?
How do you fucking shit?
Oh, she lost?
Ha, it's okay, it's okay, yeah.
We'll go easy on her, we'll go easy on her, right?
We're playing, we're running difficulty.
How's it going, how's it going?
We're not bad.
What, I think that, I think that, I think that,
I think that we're gonna,
I think that we're gonna try again.
Oh, this can't be, this can't be.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm leaving.
What?
What the hell?
I'm leaving.
Listen up.
Oh my god.
Oh god, the rim, bro.
I should have lost if we wanted to cut more off.
I don't think she's lost though.
Yes she lost.
I win!
Bro, that's bogus.
That's bogus, bro.
That's bogus!
What the?
Wait, wait, now I'm tied.
No! Rich!
Okay, there's no way you can get this in.
You don't have to get this in?
No.
No way you can get this in?
Wait, this is impossible for me to...
I don't have to go in, I can't do that.
I can't do that good.
Let's just see what I can do.
Stop!
I can't let the mic come out of your pocket.
Yeah! I win!
Come on! Come on!
Now, Ghosters are...
Ah, shit.
Ready?
Oh, it's not as much as I thought.
YouTube, let's go on games.
None, none, no, none, none, no.
It was like a Gaming Sting without me.
Oh wait, there's a revolution.
Not a one, damn it.
Big scary.
Oh, oh.
Yeah.
Oh, I really?
Did you get the groceries?
I'll be honest.
I don't know, there.
I'm really running out, because I got the fucking groceries.
Oh, you guys were in here having a Gaming Sting without me.
Yeah, but what?
Well, you're not a G-
No, no, no, no.
You see her?
No, no, no.
Why are you listening?
You can come down here.
What is she doing?
I'm ready.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
I cut all the steak slices.
Oh my god.
We have individual pieces.
Yeah!
So I cut off all the extra fat
that we're going to use to cook with
cook with and not eat because it's too fatty. These are going to be individual
steak cuts and then here's extra meat that we can use for other dishes and
stuff but it's extra fatty as well. So we can start cooking.
Yay! It'll be good. Oh, yes!
We.
Lemon.
Wait!
Quick! Your rice!
Look! The rice is done!
Oh, that looks kind of perfect, right?
Put that bitch on warm. Put that bitch on warm.
I thought we were using house rules.
Yup, that's what it looks like, right?
So you just pull it, just pull it.
And I cooked your shit.
No, he was really bad.
They had a lot of fun.
They had so much fun.
He lost to me.
She got cooked three times.
Is it here?
Okay, could we grab it?
Is it outside you want me to grab it?
What do you need?
Oh, Rink, I'm ready for you to say the sentence.
We got it. We got it.
You are the only Asian I know that is bad at games.
How's that true at all when I love you?
Oh, so that's not true. You know Ray.
Which Ray?
Ray Asian boy.
Oh, I thought you were back here, Rink. I was going to say that's a crazy shot.
Hey, both suck. I beat them both to wagers.
Ray is amazing.
I'm going to sneeze at you.
No.
Oh, he's sneezing outside. That's really nice.
He couldn't be shitting himself because he's seen it in front of me before.
Do you want to take a shit in front of me?
No, go ahead in the door.
So, I'm gonna touch...
Yes.
Oh my God! Good!
Good job!
I almost got another stain on these pants.
That would have been so bad.
Yeah, let's see the collection.
Oh, there's little stains here and here.
Hey, this looks really good.
Thank you.
Okay.
This is $1,000 more than that. It's $1,200.
You want to hear this?
Okay.
So, I'm going to say, so instead of using butter for A5 Wagyu, you use the fat that
is rendered on it already because it will melt.
The butter always hates dough.
No, but you don't need it.
You don't need it.
Because you want the flavor of the steak to go like this.
There you go.
Yeah, turn it down.
I'm definitely gonna do it.
It's actually like, this is weird seeing a Cinecote.
What do you mean?
Like you just never cook in front of me.
Why would I ever cook?
I've never cooked for you or age.
Because you guys don't hang out with me on stream.
That's simply not true.
I've been off stream with you plenty of time.
That's actually true.
Sorry, I just like to lie.
I just wanted to lie.
But it's like, it's fine.
Yo, that's wet.
It's good, right?
So hold on, you just used that piece
specifically for oil yeah so I'm I'm took up a lot of the fatty pieces that
we're not gonna eat and cooking wait saying not cooking wait saying that
cooking I'm not turning around and throwing ass nobody wants to okay
well that was I was just clarifying that I will not be doing that specifically
you know she don't do that neither I thought she does
He's a new coltman and uh, Tango does never know how to wag you.
Who?
He's never had it.
What the-
Yep, well he's poor.
But that's why.
Yeah, but it'll be all the good.
Are you eating whipped cream right now?
No.
Hey man.
We'll have lock hand for you, bro.
We don't have any roots that water in this bitch. It's all in the fridge.
I think so.
Time to be selfish.
What the hell?
Did you just throw it out?
It's water. You can't hurt it.
Who else are watering?
Is this delicious?
Okay, um, I need to focus.
I need to focus, what am I doing?
She's over a wall, she's over a wall!
I'm breaking on the handle, two things!
I don't think I got a thing!
What do you have in here?
What, did you say?
So guys, how was that game?
You Emily!
Probably boring, right?
Yes!
An egg test.
An egg test?
It's a test about onwardness and athleticism.
Okay, so we passed.
Yeah, you guys won't pass.
Thank you.
You guys didn't have fun.
Yeah, yeah, we got a fun.
You didn't have fun with that one, right?
Six.
What the fuck are you doing?
This is nearing.
Ah, the rice.
Then you put it in a regular soy sauce.
I'm using, no, no, no, it's not rice vinegar.
It's like a sweetened thing that you put in the soy sauce.
So you soy sauce, sesame seeds, sesame oil,
and you mix it together.
And a little bit of brown sugar.
How do you know if it's like a woman's meal?
Sweeten me up, woman who doesn't cook.
What have you ever cooked a day in your life?
Yo, bear times on screen.
Hella times, millions of times on the set.
You think I'm not good?
Most of the time it comes out ass,
but it's usually because it's some...
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry, sorry ma'am.
Is it, is it?
I don't wanna alarm you.
There's a really ugly robot walking up behind you.
That's okay.
He's getting closer.
All right.
Hey, Rage.
Can you finish it?
Hey, Rage.
Get away.
Catch.
Oh my God.
You know what I'm saying?
I will throw this one out.
I'll drop it.
with the whole egg, with the eggs inside the shell.
Now it's going to go.
All right.
Oh!
No, no, no, no.
Woo!
That looks so good!
Wow!
Back up, back up.
Oh, man.
But it looks good.
It looks, it looks, oh my!
It looks good, it looks good.
It looks good, that's what it is.
Can I flip it?
It's not self.
Don't do that.
Can you open this for me?
I have nails.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, no.
I get easier.
No.
It's harder.
Thank you.
You're the loser.
Yes, ma'am.
No, you're the loser.
Agent, can you give every one of us a kiss?
You're the loser.
Hey, I'm a kiss.
That was a kiss!
That was a good one.
I do not think you can.
And I would cast it just earlier.
I'm big when I do it again.
Agent, no, you have one job.
Agent, you just.
That's a good egg.
Oh, no!
He also killed Racer at the hospital.
He's killed the good-
I heard he was living by himself, Max.
Oh, fuck, right?
Dude, he could've been better.
Bro, he could've been better.
Fuck you!
Come on, man.
Dude, fuck!
Let me go bro!
You pick it up!
I pick it up, shit!
Pick up the fucking egg.
I have to talk with him, man.
Oh, I can't tell you anything here.
You don't say no to eggs?
I'm talking to him.
Fuck him.
He's fished a lot when he saw it.
He definitely got confused.
I'm telling you, Zach, get away from the fake.
Oh
Why is that why is the why is the egg so orange?
don't they're really good eggs?
Eggs should not be really yellow.
No, I...
This one's yellow.
No, but it's...
It's fine if they're that yellow.
They shouldn't be the bright yellow.
Why didn't you fucking...
I can see.
Y'all know how much eggs are right now.
Wait, you might have checked all the other eggs.
That one's really yellow.
Yeah.
Wait, was that one orange or yellow?
That one's yellow.
It's just...
I don't like it.
Look at the difference in eggs, Chad.
Look at that.
Wait, what?
I'm gonna turn you on.
You know this science guy
This was dirty it's just brown. No look it's got spot on it. You know
This one right
How much is this one?
What's it called?
Why did one?
What is it called?
You're right.
What's up?
Oh man.
Guys.
What are you guys doing?
I have to flip.
Do we have a sponge or anything?
I'm just losing it.
I'm losing it man.
I almost stepped it out.
I'm just going to flip it.
Wait, isn't there a sponge in there?
Hold on.
We're going to make it?
No.
Yes.
Oh my God please.
Wait, are you just watching me explain this message?
No!
Emily, please, do we have no paper towels either?
We're fucked.
Here's the sponge though, but there's still no soap.
What are you doing?
Oh, hey James.
Oh, hey.
That's smart.
What are you doing?
Oh, wait. You actually didn't clean it up.
I'm sorry. I won't disturb you.
Fuck it, fuck it.
I'm gonna have two shirts.
Was that a come joke? Like what was that about? You know what I'm saying?
Yes, Caleb it was.
That's making sure. I didn't know. You know?
You could have had a thing where you would clean the bag.
You know that shit looked marvelous.
That looks marvelous.
Thank you.
It would be a shame if somebody started eating.
Don't Agent, please! To the way please!
Don't, don't touch it. I'll serve you first.
Yeah, she started begging.
You just have to say, don't do it.
I know you I don't want you to eat it
Now hey this for his disgust
That mean that both y'all's nut was in the same area and everything together
Kind of close the joke. Okay. He was joking up and suck each other off
I'm picking up. Hey, you want some sure here you go
That's how we do it here. You know I'm saying you're stepping up you want some too. Yeah
Oh
You want some Mando
W cameraman
If you stop
What's wrong with you?
Someone put some of your mouth in the last two weeks, man.
You get a problem with that?
The first time I was at a drag match.
Yeah.
The second time I was here today, fucking,
this is definitely some white shit.
The muscles are awesome, and the whipped cream is awesome.
Shut the whole bullseye down and fucking throw.
Here I am.
Is that behind the camera?
No, not behind the camera.
I took the camera from you.
You were just tongue like that?
Yes.
You got to get yourself.
Yeah.
No, I can't do it again.
It's a fucking clip it, dude.
So the first light is the perfect medium rare.
Oh it does look perfect.
Yo that shit looks perfect.
Yo sit on it.
I apologize for ever telling you you can't cook.
That's a bad one, come on though.
It might be a PSL-8.
PSL-8?
Yeah.
So that part.
Oh my god, that's bad.
See, so in here, it's a little more rare, so I'm taking off these thinner pieces, which
is fine.
That's cool.
Just making it rare.
I know.
Oh, so don't use that.
I did!
No, no, no, that's not on the states.
So I can make you just sesame and stuff like that.
I didn't want to eat, I'll keep it in the box.
I know what you're talking about. Straight meat, bro.
I like my shit raw. Always raw.
80-20. 90-10.
Hey! I'm really ready for the meat.
I'm just waiting. I'm so excited.
Yes
Come here
You can't have this sauce agents because it has more in it
But rage come here you want to try a little bit of safe
We're gonna all grab a piece.
Yeah.
Okay?
And Agent, you, if you were going to wash away sauce, do you want to wash away the sauce?
No, I don't.
Oh.
So I just told y'all how much you were off.
Okay.
Oh wait.
Wait, what?
You get trialed.
Oh.
Grab a piece.
You can do it in here.
Come on.
Ready?
Oh my god, it's so wet.
Do you want a little bit of this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look how wet and oily it is, bro.
Do you put that sesame seed in here?
No, no, no.
Wet and oily.
Don't get it on the jays.
Three, two, one.
There's some milk in your mouth, right?
Oh!
Come on.
Wow.
Wow, wow
We need all the state yeah, we need all the state all that shit. We need all the stuff
You like this
Can you check meat in? You can right? In an airplane? You can check meat in?
You're gonna break the meat back up? Yeah I need some meat.
You know you can eat this fatty piece too? Fatty part?
I'm gonna try the fatty part. It's even better than the meat.
Oh you had the same. Oh my. You eat some of this fatty piece.
Wow. So see that's a little piece.
Oh, I think that's a five-damn-all fucking fool.
It's like he got her, right?
That shit was...
You want daddy's?
Yo, that shit was crazy in my mouth.
That shit was...
It didn't even feel like me, bro.
No, no, no, no!
I'm not mad again!
No!
Yo, that didn't even feel like me!
No...
What did you like?
I don't even know.
There's Yoko's terrible feelings.
I'm...
I'm gonna do something.
No!
Yoko?
I need something, buddy.
Do you want to take a shit?
Oh my god.
You want some water?
What's wrong with you?
What's that?
Do you want someone to touch you?
Are you okay?
Are you happy or you're sad?
You can't be ranked, bud.
If you keep stake, you're in it.
You will be ranked.
Are you sad that care's almost over?
I'm gonna get it.
No, they fucking said it was the biggest fuck, man.
That's fucking crap.
I said, oh, this ain't fucking good as fuck.
Fuck I didn't move fucking states to the police
Please let him on state boy
She is actually so good, bro
She's actually so good
I'm gonna sit
When I eat mine, I eat it really rare like this.
Wait, no game salt on it!
YAAAHHHH!
Agent, there's no salt or anything on it!
That's literally $60!
No! No!
I want to apologize to the meat community.
Agents!
I'll be honest with you, this shit fell off the bone, my nigga.
No, but you couldn't eat it!
What's wrong with you?
Why? How did you do this? Did you eat it?
Yeah.
Okay, good. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it again, see you.
No, he put it in the trash!
What?!
Nitch?!
He did!
What was your snitching for?
He put it in the trash! He put it in the fucking trash!
Don't you take it out for eating? Eat it by yourself.
No, no, no, this is trash. Is this ready?
Yeah, guys, I'm gonna have some, please.
You can take a plate for the supreme.
Send a plate to Kapi's.
I want some of this. Let me do this. Emily, is this yours?
No, I think it's for you.
That's trash.
Are you going to the tendermy?
Rosie, does she not feed you?
Rosie, fucking wait a turn, dammit!
You'll get some, just put everybody in the case.
We won't, man.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Do you like it? Can you open it?
I imagine these would want to do so as well.
What?
Yes.
I mean, that's a compliment.
Why are you thinking like that all the time?
What?
It's not bad, right?
Not bad. It's not bad.
Where did the braids go?
All right, Emily, do you want to read a paper?
Can you please um get a plate? I want to put some rice on it. Yeah.
And then what? Uh and then get it over here. Give me like two plates with a little bit of rice.
You got it. Two chef is coming up.
It's like right here like you know what I'm saying? You gotta ask twice my boy.
My what's Caleb did it last night, and I think he I don't know I think he pinched yeah right there
I'm dead-ass right there. I think he pinched a nerve right there, but it hurt
Yeah, like I feel like he just went a little bit too hard, you know I'm saying like kills a little rough with it sometimes
Um, wait, do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, it's to the left of the blunder.
It's still in the water most of the time.
Oh, is that the one?
I'm good.
I'll get this one.
Thanks, Elmo.
Oh, like, it doesn't matter.
I said I was going to put it here, so I'm proud.
Oh, and on the rice, I know it hits.
From cinnamon.
Oh, Mondo, did you get it?
Not even.
Mondo?
Mondo.
Oh, it's good.
That's your poppin'.
Get bit!
everybody get bit everybody say oh I don't know why answer it so I guess I know I'm
All right Emily, you want to play them?
Oh yes, here, do the right play.
Okay.
Oh!
They know when!
Hold on, don't even...
You're an actual ship, James.
No, all of that for one person?
Guys, wait, what are you going for?
I want to ship it.
Hold on, wait for some time.
Do you want to, Emily?
Yes.
Will you go in there and give me a little boat?
I don't know.
This one?
Yeah.
Give me an egg.
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're live here at the finals of the MasterChef competition.
Senna's coming.
Here's got about 10 seconds to go.
Wait! I just opened a double yolk egg.
Whoa!
Oh, my God!
I never had that. What the fuck?
No, no, I've never had that. No.
You avenged Emily getting killed.
At least a lot of calories.
Yep, double.
So we definitely looked in the yellow.
Wait, that was two yokes. That was crazy.
Yeah, that's two for one.
Oh, okay, that's good for me. Hold on.
Okay, Emily, come here.
Ajit, come here. Rage, come here.
No, I swear it. I've never, I've never...
Okay.
So...
Each one of you, come here.
Get a little bit of steak and a little bit of rice and a little bit of scallion.
If you're not afraid, dip it in the egg yolk and you can put a little bit of sauce on it too.
Okay. You two sit down.
What are you talking about, huh?
What are you doing with us?
Wait, huh?
Yeah, I'm not here.
Yeah, yeah, don't eat this one.
Do you want any soy sauce?
No, you can have this.
Oh, I've had this. We can have that.
That's a marbled... I might want to know those pieces.
Yeah, grab one.
Get a little rice and a little scabby.
I'm gonna take it in there.
One piece of rice.
If you're not afraid of the egg, try the egg on it.
Did you get any egg?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wow.
Do you like it, actually?
What actually hit?
It just tastes like meat.
It's good.
Wow!
Mmm!
I don't give a fuck, no glaze, this is better than that almost Michelin spot we went to.
Really?
I actually like the yolk too.
Okay, you eat it and I do it with the yolk, right?
I actually like the yolk too.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I told you.
What are you stepping up?
Wow.
Ager.
What?
Not good.
Put him out. Right out.
I need these rethinking wives.
Yeah. Honestly.
Ager, there's a ton more steak though.
I need steak.
There's a ton more steak though!
There's still more to be eaten!
Sure!
I want salt!
Salt!
You want it?
Like sea salt?
If you're dipping it, it's 25.
Do you like it?
Yay!
Also guys, so it doesn't take forever.
These steaks are really easy to cook.
I mean I've never had it mixed.
I'm so happy.
It's not like, it's not for me.
It can be made better.
But some of us put stuff.
Okay.
It's not fine.
It's fine.
Okay
Open up wider
If you do a little bit of that you want to some of that drizzle on it
Yokey mmm. Yeah
That drizzle right here
Don't worry about it
Do not do not do that. You don't eat it. Come on. Open up
To
Minute dissolving your mouth let him melt. We taste the flavors taking time
It's electric.
I thought everybody says electric.
I tell you what it says electric.
I see a box.
Wow.
It's really good.
It's good with egg yolk, right?
It's really good.
That's a box.
Yeah.
Do you guys want some?
Yeah.
Marcus?
Just take right here.
Anything I've ever eaten in my life.
That's a box.
That's not a trail.
100%.
Sword of God.
Word.
Word of God.
Okay, wait here.
Do you want to try the mix?
Yeah.
I want to try some.
Wait.
Wait, did that sauce or did I put an egg yolk on it?
Egg yolk goes wrong.
You put in that sauce?
The sauce?
Yeah.
Where's the egg stuff?
Who's right in there?
Anybody.
I'll give this to you guys to try.
I have a more, more stick.
You want egg yolk?
Yeah.
I'm down for whatever man.
I'm just going to sleep.
That's you big guy.
You guys, is that final place?
Why are you so serious?
No wonder.
This is a yoke.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, guys, are we going to stop?
Give me a cup of coffee.
This is a yoke, too.
This is a yoke.
This is a yoke, right?
No wonder.
Cheers.
Oh!
We're going to get you crazy tonight.
Okay, they're fuckin crazy
Cheers hey
with cherries
Cheers
Cheers guys!
Let's sit down, huh?
Great food, parents are all here
That was so nice
Delicious and uh
What about that pulp in it?
Okay, what was that?
What was that?
If I could choose, I'd choose it without it.
Hey.
I need something to do, baby.
This is one job.
Can somebody take this oil, and I need to go dump it behind the house.
Give me a little grass.
All right.
Finally, I got something to do.
Give it to me.
Let me do it.
You have one job.
That's all I need to do.
What do you need me to do?
Dump the oil behind the house.
Look at the grass.
Oh my God.
Hey.
Wait, you know what?
Little turd.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
Oh, is that what you actually want to eat on the way?
Your rage walks out inside your vent patio.
It takes a step down into the turd.
I'm gonna fuck hot.
Where are you gonna put it at? In the swimming pool?
Swimming pool. Good book. What about the turf?
Ooh, turf is a good idea.
You're a hot tub.
A hot tub of butts.
Or, what if we just put it on the carpet inside?
The carpet thing is just tumbling in that shit.
What?
What do you mean?
Wait, this shit got a heavy gig.
Okay.
You got thick forearms.
Let's switch that one, fuck it.
Is it burning the table?
Probably, yeah.
Fuck my chrome heart bracelet.
I'll be back.
Oh no, your chrome heart bracelet.
Alright, let's go.
Um.
Make sure there's no cams though.
Well, our cam's fine.
All right, let's do it outside.
It's dark, it's dark in the air.
Don't be afraid, buddy.
It's okay, you got this.
Is that grass?
That looks safe.
No, apparently we shouldn't do it in the grass.
Maybe on a rock?
I'll put it in the rock, okay.
Like a brick.
Huh?
It's on the turf.
No, Emily, it's heavy.
Oh.
Are we good?
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
I don't know.
I have a lot of worms on the ground, but we've learned that a little bit.
Hey, let's start a fire.
Oh, wow.
It's great, great, great. Treaded.
Oh, they said toilet would have been better.
No.
That's a horrible idea in the toilet.
Why not?
That's really fucked up the pipe.
So to dry ice, bro. Let's not pour fucking grease with the fucking toilets this is just it's just a fat I
Don't sounds gross cuz you don't only eat like stick out to try it. I do
So just melts
Isn't that so good? How's that possible though? Oh me butter, bro. How's that possible though?
Hey, the watch.
Isn't that me?
Wait, did you hear that switch?
Well, I should have told you to get the zero calorie on us.
Hey, are you seeing the rice out of the rice cooker?
It's pretty good, right?
You're getting it out of the rice cooker?
You were grabbing this rice with your bare hands?
Nobody's fucking eating that no more, hey?
She's fucking eating out of the rice cooker.
We're a family, it's okay, it's okay.
Double dip.
Oh, I think you're saying now.
This bike is pretty good.
Yeah, yeah.
I made the right.
There's a lot of them.
I'll be there for you.
Something about reason.
You don't have to be a crazy plot twist.
What if like in Friends, they broke up and it wasn't a friend group no more.
Then they made two separate shows.
shows.
They don't fuck with each other.
They don't fuck with Hordes.
They don't fucking fucking...
They don't fucking have an incest or shit.
Yeah.
So my part of that is I want them like Chlamydia.
And Chlamydia to transfer them to fucking AIDS.
Yeah.
And then motherfucking...
And motherfucking to die in a shit.
Yeah.
And now it's a race that's not first.
And after one of them died, I'm trying to get back to prison.
We gave him the aid on a killing nigga.
They're killing her there.
Fuck him.
Yeah.
That's a lie.
That collapsed in dark.
All right.
I'm gonna wrap up this steak here. I'm gonna take this steak back to Atlanta with me.
Okay, oh actually a driving distance from home
Six hour drive away. Oh, no, no, you might as well grab that one over there
You can't be an Indian giver.
That's like $100 for the steak.
You said, are you an Indian giver?
You're an Indian giver.
You don't want no rice?
Sorry, no.
What? You want the rice?
No, I don't.
Oh, I do want the rice.
Yeah, give me rice. Oh, no, I want it. Yeah
They're ready. You'll kill them.
Where is it?
What?
It's safe.
No, it's right there.
Keep walking down there. You'll find it.
No, no, grab the second one before he does!
Mmm, so no, thank you so much.
Oh, this is...
Oh!
Ha ha!
Oh, this one.
I'm gonna get the boy out of here.
He's gonna come up.
Wait, that's taking him in there?
Hey, he just kicked your products!
Bitch!
No.
You want my products?
Hello.
No way.
I'm gonna get him and give him a punch
He's walking
We got punch right now
Yo, we can put this below him
What are you doing with that?
You're gonna see how much steak you're gonna cook
Have this when I'm stopping
I'm gonna say
Cause
There's only so much steak
Things can eat
I can eat it all
I'm still working though
I don't wanna worry
I can keep him.
You're right.
Okay, what do you mean?
What do you want?
Hey.
You're touching me!
You gotta take some back to the crib.
No, hold on. Come on, man.
That's too much.
What the hell is he having in his head?
That's way less.
Bro, come on, man.
That's country, that's country!
You can't give Wagyu to a dog!
Yes, you can.
Then why don't you do it all the time?
Because.
Because, because you don't do it.
Yeah, but when it sends money, you don't give fuck.
That's a gift.
She's not an Indian giver.
Indian?
Indian giver.
Yeah.
What is that?
That's what they give you a gift, and then they take it back.
And I don't know why it's called Indian giver, so I'm somewhat Indian that can do that shit.
I've never heard that.
That's what we used to say as a kid.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I've never heard that before.
It's my first time hearing that.
Like Indian has been Native American.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I've never heard that shit.
Like Indian give her whatever you take back to give you to somebody.
But you give you to her.
Hey, W and I was the most...
I've heard that.
If you want to leave those, I'll leave those down here.
You can cook them, it's really easy.
Just cook them like how you cook normal steak, salt, pepper, and all the sauce.
All of that?
Well then they can eat it, you don't have to get it.
It's right there, it's gonna...
We're not closing it.
I keep putting it in my mouth when it's just like...
Rosie!
Thanks for rising.
Don't get out of here!
Don't stay out of here!
Lock it!
You got me a finger again.
Oh wow.
The old boys got one under that collar.
It's gonna be a problem over there.
What's your back?
Oh my god.
Wait, so you guys are like, can you bring it out to 10 feet?
Turn.
Isn't it a raise?
10.
I don't know, Luggett, you have to go down the line.
10!
But don't be nice, be serious.
I don't know if it's because it's right off the, that shit is good.
I can't, what will be better about a thing?
I'm about to sell you.
We like a harsh, accidentally food critic level.
8.8.
What the fuck am I doing?
I made a food coma.
That was delicious, I gave it a 10.
If Emily gave it a 10 again.
Yeah, let me go.
Let me just see what's going on.
I just gotta test it one more time.
Do you want more salt?
You get this, yeah.
Oh, these are good pieces, by the way.
You can give me any of those.
I thought that was whipped cream.
No.
Oh wow.
Lay down.
Wow.
You hit the something?
Yeah.
Sinner that was delicious.
I did.
Okay.
You gotta do that again.
He's doing something.
That was trash.
Mmm
Oh, this is how I thought my neck was fucked up. It's how I slept
My last time watching like
They fell asleep last night.
And then my laptop ended up on the...
I don't even know what happened. I must have thrown that bitch.
What were you watching?
I think yesterday I was watching a racing video.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
Last night I was watching John Oliver.
Night before that I was watching a racing video.
I saw you fall asleep this afternoon watching some of your laptops.
I was looking through what I saw you watching.
That's how I do it, Roy. This is what falls asleep on my laptop.
Usually watching streams or YouTube?
These streams will be fall asleep too.
I fall asleep to yours a lot.
and already sees all the sweet rage you know like niggas that go late late yeah
like niggas that go late though after that
why is that kick out? I don't know. Come here and have a chat bro.
I don't need it. I swear I'd be interested. Guys! Oh I don't I like working.
Guys! Hey Senna! Hey Sen-Sens! Did you guys like the food?
It was delicious! What would you what would you rate it like out of out of 10?
on a scale of like Kobe Bryant Hitler.
It's up there with Kobe.
Yes, okay.
Yeah, okay.
So Kobe Bryant to Hitler then, yes.
Yeah, it's up there with Kobe.
It's Kobe level?
Yeah.
I give it a Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan?
And she's Asian.
I am.
Okay.
Rach?
He gives it a Kodak blood.
I give it a Prime Lisa Ann.
I'm talking about Bella Danger, Bella Anderson, before she got the titties done, I'm talking
about all that shit.
Cause actress?
Yeah.
She get fucked.
I remember what Lisa Ann is.
Is she awesome?
I don't even wash the doors.
One of the things I'm washing out is I don't even like those, man.
We're back there.
Bella Anderson, the first porn star I ever watched.
Oh, so it's a porn star state?
No, it's just con.
I'm saying 10 out of 10.
The first one I ever watched is Tori Black.
Tori Black.
I was like in sixth grade, bro.
Can I be honest?
The first porn star I ever saw was Pinky.
Oh, that's...
Well, that's...
With the giant booty.
He was huge. He was a huge butt.
I would have been Alexis Texas.
I don't know who said that.
Whoa!
Alexis Texas is a...
It's OG right there.
What's that?
You want to throw it with Johnny Sands?
Everybody seen Johnny Sands' clock?
No, I haven't.
You're lying.
I'm glad I heard what you said.
You thought you had it when you seen it.
I thought I would never watch Johnny Sands until he fought one of my favorite porn stars.
Look, I had to watch it.
Having a favorite is a tragedy.
Yeah, she's my favorite, she's my favorite.
That's why you're a whore now.
Bro, I had a favorite sports, sports all over the other.
I used to watch it from one girl.
I didn't cheat on my bitches, bro.
I think it's a fucking loser.
And so until the video got like two million views,
they'll have two million views.
That's two million views.
You're going back to the same video with shit?
Yeah, sometimes it depends on what I'm feeling for, bro.
It doesn't matter.
But then it didn't make sense because my girlfriend would be like black and the bitch I'm watching is like Spanish and the girl I'm talking to is black and like yo I can't do that.
Remember I'm beating my shit, I gotta think about the girl that I'm dating on talking to each other, you know what I'm saying?
It wasn't making sense.
Are you a beauty shit in a relationship?
Back then, yeah.
Well, for the kids.
Fuck, what the fuck are you doing?
That was a high school gang, I didn't have a car.
Fuck her? I don't know, like you could fuck her.
I wasn't able to transport myself to her all the time, gang.
I remember how I was watching it.
I was a high school, that was a thousand-coward-year-old fuck.
No, I was. I was. I was.
Like, level 7 prestige type shit.
Two days was so normal, bro.
Yeah, as a kid, you have to.
What the fuck, though?
Yeah, I think it's...
But the thing is, I was a kid, I was 17 when I first beat him up.
I got another...
But I got sucked off, but I was like...
Yeah, that's part of the politics.
That was fucking up on me. It was gay for beating that shit.
That's part of the politics.
Maybe that's that said rookie numbers.
I
Try to be
You're beating your meat twice a day
Two days long like in a row no
And then the next day I feel like it's weird to do it twice in separate times of the day
I don't know if you're horny in a moment rub that bitch out twice. That's different than be a horny
Whoa, you can after you beat off that fat. That's crazy
As soon as you beat off, you're like, yo, what the fuck?
You're like, yo, get me out of here.
And then I hate myself.
That's what we call the trick.
That's not what I'm going to be saying.
Don't I'm going to be saying that?
Hey, I'm like, that's what we call the good session.
I'm like, yo, you got like 30 minutes past.
Do you think that's what?
Like, what?
Like, I mean, jerk off, do you think, like, wow,
why did I do that?
Yes.
Me?
Yeah.
No, wait, what?
She goes to a book for days.
No, I don't know.
Sometimes, like, afterwards, I'd be like, why?
Oh, really?
I could have been reading a book for days.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
You know?
Shut the fuck up.
You could be reading them, huh?
I could be reading them.
I didn't say I'm like, you know.
I don't know, kind of, kind of fact, you know,
I beat my shit back then.
I was like, yo, I could be doing my homework.
I didn't do, I got this and that.
I didn't do, I got to watch the devils do this.
Fuck, I get tight, bro.
Like, I'm a fucking loose.
How long does it take, yo?
That's a goddamn day.
No, I don't get it.
Yeah, when it come to me, I get it and get out.
Where'd the problem?
Don't want to get it and get out, too, but like,
Like some
Well, I saw my chance
You close all your incognito and any regular browser pop up who shows up
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You took over your computer.
You still have your city in your hand at that point.
No, I fold.
Wait, what do you tell them?
Yeah.
Yeah, I just fold.
You took over on this phone.
Oh, okay.
You don't want to call, right?
Oh, yeah, yes.
I'm calling her laptop since she...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You beat your laptop behind it?
Definitely.
No, I never beat it with my laptop.
Wait a minute.
You beat your city your laptop?
Yeah, yeah.
The fast talk?
It's not hard.
Wait!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
What is this?
Nick got a...
I think I did.
This is like a beat it.
She's like a bigger ass me like, oh my god.
Your mouth is a bit greasy.
I've got my face dirty.
You're a guy, going to plug your face in.
Fuck, told her.
Do you beat it on your laptop?
To be fair, I don't beat it anymore.
Yeah, but would you do the laptop that you bought to Hawaii?
Yeah, it's the same laptop.
Oh, wow!
You walk around your room.
No, they call it a fat top.
You walk around with your phone.
You guys walk around with your phone?
Yes, it?
You walk around your room.
Wait.
Rosie, the laptop that you use for work.
Do you use it to beat off or do you use your phone?
No, that's work.
I feel like every phone is just like,
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So we're all just admitting that we've all been beating dicks with our phone and been passing that bitch around everybody
That's worse. Yo, that's worse. Yo, that's worse.
That's worse. Nobody touches my phone. Nobody touches my phone.
How is that nobody touching my phone?
Emily, Emily, you cannot say it was you.
Emily doesn't want to think about that.
Emily sucks the outside of kick attack in thresholds.
No!
You're the last person to worry about germs.
No, no, no, it's not that bad.
it is a story got a phone call while doing it I got a face I saw myself on a
bus into myself wait I don't know if it's up to does that
that this nasty cheating okay okay I was like he's as I was always set calls me
The screens is on me. I'm just letting you do the busing.
That's your game. Stop it.
That's your game.
And then I talked to that thing. I was so tight.
And it pissed me off.
Call me. You fucking knock it.
It was 9 p.m. on school night and they were calling me.
I thought, fuck, why don't you get it, boy?
Fuck, you just stopped them.
They don't bus anymore.
Wait, you were mid-bust and a dude called you
and you looked yourself in the eye.
My homeboy said that. I saw myself busing later.
That must have been traumatizing.
How he started using D&D all the time. Oh
Was deep down yo
Bro, you know what I really think it was I think once like like like I just hate people waking me up on my sleep
Bro, there's no like you say me. I try that shit off gay
Fuck that I got used to it. I'm gonna type a negative card. Yeah
You can do the line though.
Yeah, you're on my list here.
Oh, fine. I thought you took me off.
Careful of that.
You know how tight the baby boys were?
They were on it.
So full.
We barely even ate that much.
That's just a fact.
Yeah, it's very funny.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
But they're all on it.
It's a fact.
Yeah.
It's a fact.
You never know what I'm gonna say.
Surprise guys, nickel challenge.
What?
And we all did fifth.
Yay!
Schedule one. Who do you think would be the funniest
in your affect chat? Like, just a case of
watching a fight.
I think I would die for it.
What does Ben make you do?
Die?
What? Are you crazy or are you mellow?
Does Ben even get you hired?
Hello?
No.
Oh.
Don't keep both.
What it does, it gives you a conversation with Jesus.
Oh, you're just not going crazy.
I have kind of still more segments to do.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah!
Woo!
I wanted to sit here for a little longer.
I don't know.
It was just digesting some food.
Have you got segments?
I have just three more steaks over there.
Over there?
Over there.
The roses don't look town over there.
No, it's still there.
Crazy, really good, crazy.
You can't wait for Australia to meet more rosies.
I bet there's a country for the rosies in Australia.
There are so many roses in there.
What?
Those are real roses.
Oh, shit.
That's like a female name, though.
That's Australian.
Rizy.
Speak Australian.
He's the same shit.
Hey, what are you thinking, Rosie?
What?
He died in St. Australian.
He's not even like you.
He's not even like him.
I didn't say that I don't sound like you.
What the fuck is that?
This is...
Yeah, I've never said that.
He's Melbourne.
He's Melbourne, Australia.
Melbourne?
Melbourne.
He's not even fucking Scottish.
This is...
Australian.
F**k the Mayweathers!
F**k them!
F**k them! I'm walking down the road!
F**k them!
F**k the Mayweathers!
F**k them!
Australia!
F**k them!
Rise up, lads!
Go and chill, you're rising your body, bro!
Rosie, did you tell them how much?
Rosie, did you tell them about the Outback menu?
No, I don't f**king do this.
No, they have the alpacmanus named over a bunch of stuff in Australia that they have
They're about Brisbane Caesar salad. There's a name of random fucking things after Australian stuff
You know, I want to go Brisbane so bad, bro
Why is it that gold coach?
Unless I'm you a kangaroo equals
Narmie's nerf!
Yo! Yo!
When I was in high school,
I wonder how Shalyam gets so bad, bro.
Just look at the accent.
I
You should get the the hunter cut like the like the
Bullet me fucking what's it called chat the white one is kind of swaggy fucking maybe a mullet bro. No that bullet bro the
What's a hood?
Adapt has it. What's that she calls?
Warrior clip lawyer clip
Rosie you teach me accent before I go
Yeah, I can do that for you. Yeah, I can do that for you. Oh, yeah
Hey, maybe I was good for ya.
Yeah that's how I study. I just had to just mimic him.
Alright, Izzy.
You're not allowed in Australia.
You're not allowed in Australia!
Alright that's kind of true.
You're not allowed in desert areas.
Oh he let's crock it out Dundee!
Crock it out, crock, crocky, crocky.
Crock it out.
I can crock, I mean that's all I say.
I can crock.
I'm okay. We still have games planned, right, guys?
You're disgusting.
I know.
You know, she keeps asking for us to go to the pants.
Oh my God, no, there's a stain on them.
I got another one.
But I told them we're going to wear these tomorrow.
How is it possible?
I don't know.
There's no more stain.
You might be dropping that pant to go.
No, these are gym shorts, they can't go, they're my favorite.
Well, luckily they can just give you some new ones for the day.
No, no, no, no, these are my lucky pants.
Is there another stage?
Everywhere.
Yo, what are you doing these pants?
I don't know, I don't know.
I just wear them everywhere.
Brother, ugh, huh.
Brother, ugh.
Okay guys, we have to move.
Yeah, should we try our games or retire?
Let's do it, let's do it.
Oh
Wait these are clean thoughts today, but I didn't want to run in the house
They say look fucking filthy
You got to walk in.
I wore them on the house.
I just need a little breather after the wagyu.
Oh wow.
Look, they're still going.
I hope you guys really liked it.
It was made with love.
It was amazing.
It was spectacular.
down and I'm like I don't need any more. I mean I think about it for 30 seconds and I'm like
ah there's still more up there and then I get up again.
Why are her socks labeled left and right?
Are they?
No you're dead ass retorting.
Oh my god they are!
Whoa!
Wait!
Crazy!
Left?
It ain't labeled her socks!
I'm lying!
I do! I do!
Are you getting a slope?
Oh no let me see your socks!
Shout out Adidas!
Let me see yourself.
I don't know, they just have them on there.
Do you have any instructions for socks?
No, these are special socks that have certain grip and shape.
Adidas, shout out Adidas.
Is this a thing?
Yeah.
It's a toy-trace-6.
Even his.
What?
Yeah, I think it is.
You need instructions for them.
No, we can't have Adidas.
What's yours, Adidas?
Yeah.
It might be some Adidas shape, right?
Wait, wait, check yours first.
First one, Adidas.
Adidas?
Nike does it too.
I understand in my life.
Oh, you can have closey ass socks as well.
Your socks are dirty as fuck.
I would never put dirty socks inside new shoes.
It's impossible.
I don't know how this goes through dirty. This is in the house.
I'm not gonna lie, this house is nasty.
The floor is sticky.
You see like wet dog vibes.
There's slobber all over the ground.
It's like niggas have an egg yolk everywhere.
It's filthy ground.
Shoes in the house on the coffee table, nasty.
I'll be honest, bro.
I was in my sauce, but this place is nasty, bro.
I got to keep my shoes cool.
This is the forest, guys, bro.
It also gets really cold.
Freshers by the stairs, they don't put that foot down.
So, you want to do, um...
I'm so tired.
Me too.
Oh my gosh.
Family got energy.
Yeah!
Game time!
I'm just, honestly, you just let it sit for like 45 minutes, you guy.
No, that's good enough.
I thought that was a...
You heard that?
No, I think it was Rosie Puppet and I.
She's like, I jumped.
Wait, wait, wait, that's not...
Oh my god.
Oh my god, if you wouldn't start that...
Are you... are you... are you seeing... are you seeing this?
Can you see I was searching this?
Oh wait, I didn't... I didn't see this.
You did?
Yes.
Are you going to do that next time?
No.
Wait, did I know it's not gone?
Yeah, I just did.
Is it water?
No.
It's a pointy thing so we... um...
No, it's not it.
Where did you... where did you... where did you have to shoot it?
I mean, let's... let's just take pointy...
No, it's... no, it's metal now.
Oh, okay. You would have actually, you would have actually died.
We, he was aiming at you.
We'll see.
He was fighting hardest part of it.
I mean, I don't know if it was my room, so I mean, no one's gonna shoot it.
And I said, what is it?
And it turned it to me and it had a stick on the end of it.
So dangerous.
He was on the edge of my view.
Emily.
Talk to you.
You need to tie this again.
Let us go.
Clip this with our donations ever again.
Just take some meat back home to Austin.
I can just put it in my luggage?
Yep.
OK.
You go.
Now I will.
That's a good one.
He's telling me.
I don't like it.
I'll kill him now.
This is my resab.
You wait.
Huh?
Go to Chris and get the chef.
Yeah.
Hey, Chris, not to list it out for that.
Ha ha ha ha.
You can take it for your aunt.
Why?
Why not?
Lock him.
What?
Hey.
You want to wear a low-cut shirt.
Yeah, I'm going to wear a low-cut shirt.
I don't want to start with a hand.
That's a good one.
He said, don't smell like a piece of clothing.
Like unless you have a paint shirt or something like that.
He makes the notes to lean.
Keep them closer, your paint is closed.
Sure.
Sure, sure.
That's my first time.
OK.
And you love it so much that you don't want to live it?
No.
I was just going to tell you.
No, I wear these.
Or to dry clean them.
No more.
No.
It's been a while.
We're going to stuck here forever?
Yeah, I'm going to say, what do you come to say?
Holy shit!
The orange comes in!
Like if I, if I sat on my mains, I would think he was nutting my shit.
Normally it's brown!
It's not better than calm, that's shit.
Hahaha.
That's worse.
At least calm is understandable.
I don't know what it was, I don't know what it was that it got on there.
Yeah, I'm just telling you what it was.
Are we going to stand up now?
Yeah.
Let's go guys!
Game time!
It looks like a fireman.
Oh, that's it!
I'm in!
I'm in.
Yo, check!
I'm talking to this bitch.
Yo, why are you here?
Are they all here?
Oh, wait, they're still here.
Here, wait.
Oh, why are you here?
I was thinking what you were saying.
You definitely smoke.
I'm in.
Yo.
I'm in.
I was going to even raise the doctor's office.
Getting that ACL.
I was going to file a plea.
Woo!
That's it.
OK, we might have to clarify to everyone
that it has a middle finger in it.
Could I help raise?
I'm keeping my attention.
Yeah, I don't know.
OK, he's going to convention to try to point at something.
It's probably going to be you.
I wouldn't do that.
No, no, he's going to point at you.
We're exploring in this household.
amongst the air. Nobody really targets you. Rage targets you. Nobody really targets anyone.
And you two target rage.
What the fuck are you talking about?
We're not. What did I say?
We're about to play...
luck to our life right now
universal head position
doesn't get better
wouldn't you call that?
top off man, head position
Where is he dissociating?
Not anymore. Now he's in like the last fraction.
Wait a minute, how are you seeing the four?
Yeah.
How are you seeing the four?
How are we seeing it?
Yeah.
He missed the moment.
You're there, you're not here.
Are you ready to go upstairs?
He said one second, five minutes.
The four hours were what we should do.
Somebody in wire juice and Lucy's in gnar mode.
Gnar!
Narvin's not hurt.
Oh, he's so mad.
He lost a wall.
Oh, has he moved?
Do you know that's the only war they fought?
That's not true.
What?
He had lost.
This was when the ant sacks.
He had fought against the great e-moves, birds, and they lost.
They had done by the way.
Ain't no way.
They're good guys, man.
Fuck you, mom.
They're there?
I can't miss what they're doing.
You lost your e-moves.
No, I didn't. So good though.
I'll do it later.
You eat the steak. Come on, go.
Come on, Mando. It's your time to shine.
Mando can finally eat.
Ooh, what's left?
Okay, so we have this left.
This left that looks pretty good. I think oh we have this piece left
That was pretty good, right?
Look at that look at that look at the marbling
Okay
And then, okay, Wando, dip it in this amazing sauce and I made it. Wait, wait, first, dip it in some yolk?
Wait, are you okay? Can you dip it in some yolk? Is it some yolk?
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, it tastes really good. With the yolk? Okay, you're gonna love it.
What's the white? What do you mean?
No, no, no, no, this is the wagyu! It looks good, it looks good!
Okay, okay, what? Yes, yes, yes!
It's something not beautiful, but it is.
Yeah, I don't know.
No, it's good.
Okay, it's not moving, it's fine.
And then,
Okay, put the yolk in.
Let's do it.
Okay, you're gonna be amazed, Mom, though.
You're gonna love it.
Now, go ahead, eat it up.
Are you sure?
Yes, it's delicious, you're gonna love it.
Let's take a big ol' trump.
Like it's a piece of fish, or it's already eaten or something.
Okay.
Oh, what?
I don't think it's done.
It's not done?
Yes it is!
Wait!
It was on the plate!
It means it has to be done!
Maybe when we try this piece.
This?
Huh.
Emily, why don't you say you're on seven?
No, no, no, no.
I'm just kidding.
I didn't get the right piece.
Emily?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Emily?
Okay.
Definitely can't cook. Oh, yeah, that looks great. Oh, I thought it has salt already my bad
Oh, yeah, there's a crisp on it the little flakes and stuff
Nice nice good you got the egg yolk. Oh, okay
Yeah much better
Okay, Mando. Good job, good job! Okay, good job eating! Is it good? You like it? Yay! Very important.
Tisla, another fan of your baguette has arrived. Yay!
The gentleman's legs. Another thank you, right?
Yeah, you kind of arrived. Wait, I'm going back to my baguette.
I'm going to say the most random shit.
You are a fan, right?
Where you going?
Yep.
Is Ray's not in there?
No, this is not him. I think he's probably taking a shit in his...
Oh, Ray's really does shit a lot.
Five times a day.
That's insane.
Did you cook today?
I did.
You did?
No, I didn't.
I didn't cook either.
You were exhausting, huh?
Wait.
Yeah, but I just ate.
He's...
He doesn't shit in?
He was.
Now he's gonna be the...
The woman.
Smoking?
What?
He's just chilling there?
Yeah, he's laying down.
He's laying down?
He's like sleeping?
Okay?
Yeah, he's like, yeah.
Might as well get him.
What?
Get him out of here.
Okay, let's go.
I'm gonna get him to go to sleep.
You have to play Liar's Bar.
Got to.
I'm glad you got energy.
Yes, yes.
Woo!
I'm glad everybody's creating.
It's our final day.
We have to do all the fun activities.
We only have to pair.
I'm glad I'm actually going to clean it.
Okay.
I'm gonna go ahead.
Okay.
Let's go check out range.
Let me get something.
I always didn't know there's TPs.
You wouldn't know that.
And you wouldn't guess nothing.
And you would just do it here.
What?
You would box.
That's crazy.
It's not crazy in your right story.
Oh yeah, I have a crazy story.
I'm not even watching anything.
I'm on all the TV.
Oh!
Hey, Paige!
Rage, how you doin' over here? Checkin' out you.
Who?
Who's excited for some lion's bar?
Lion's bar, Rage. How you doin' about lion's bar?
What's it this?
It's getting set up right over here. We got music. We got balloon.
You guys don't take your seat, man.
Yeah, yeah, come on. Let's go.
Jesus Christ.
Come on. Let's go.
Wow, this is amazing!
This is so cool!
Yep, really good.
Mando?
Wait a second, cut this truth.
Thank you, Mando.
Let's go!
Jackpot you win
Rachie!
Yeah, so that's hand right there.
I know they've got the switch in a second, but that's cool.
I don't know.
We got the GoPro camera.
Oh, wow.
Wait, we go here?
I don't know what camera it is.
What the fuck is this for?
That's for you.
Oh, this is...
Did you want some?
Just in case we wake up a little bit.
Some sugar for you?
Hey, what the fuck?
Oh, you don't need it?
No, good.
Okay.
This is in case...
What's in the balloons?
the number one
we don't know
we're healing probably
right, maybe a float
where should we switch?
sit down!
what's your favorite color?
i don't have one
what color do you wear the most?
i have nudes!
yes and every one in 1000 eggs is a double egg yolk
wow
that's amazing!
You have to say you put down something to me and there's like bullshit.
Wait a second.
I don't know something like that.
It's a bullshit game.
Can't we get close for a little while?
Can we get close?
Yeah.
Just like this right here.
Excuse me.
I'm trying to side of the line.
Ready, ready?
Ready, three, two, one.
What?
No, you can't get mad.
It was not...it was not a tire job.
It was a normal job.
This is why I'm looking for you, right now.
It doesn't wake you up a little bit, do you feel excited?
No, it's because you're that headache, because it's so bright.
Why is a loud-ass night...an agent in Swiss Flats?
Yeah, I'm louder.
Okay.
Alright, so, I'm going to go get some sleep.
Okay, I'm going to go get some sleep.
I'm going to get some sleep.
All right, so, I'm going to go get some sleep.
I'm going to get some sleep.
Okay.
I'm going to go get some sleep.
I'm going to get some sleep.
Okay.
It doesn't wake you up a little bit. You feel excited?
Why is a loud-ass new agent in a switch fight?
Say I'm louder.
I don't know why they put the mic in my head.
No, no, no. I think this is a little... this should be fine.
All right, put it up.
Rageable will be screaming away. We already know that.
No, no, no. Rage not on the screen because he's...
He's a little...
Oh, is he?
Thank you, class.
It's the worst spot. I'm gonna switch.
I don't know whatever the fuck it is.
Do you want to switch?
No, no, no, I just want to take a look. This seems a little weird.
It's cool though. It's fine. It's fine.
Fire for that. Fire for that.
What it picks for? For memories, gang.
For memories. For vibes.
Yeah! Hopefully we post this.
He's posting on IG.
It's coming.
Show!
Go on!
IG, IG.
I
No, no, no, we're listening.
Hey, hey, no, no, we're listening.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm a demonstration technique.
This is the biggest thing I'm pleased to run.
No.
No, no, no, I don't think, I don't think.
Come on, you're scary.
I'm afraid of you.
They was talking about me, yeah.
You saw them talking about me.
To me.
Just don't play around with this offer.
The new world, close to eyes.
Emily, Emily, that has a metal rod in it.
Why?
I just can't look at the noodles.
Yes, sir.
So to.
The bullet's over.
No being shown.
So like, you know how normally you would shoot the Nerf bullet as ha ha ha, it's funny?
Yeah.
If you shoot someone with that, then you will actually stab them.
Out the out.
With the, with the metal bullet?
Yes.
It's not a metal.
It's just a Nerf gun bullet with a pin at the tip.
Why?
So it could shoot the balloons.
They said, they said visual learners.
Oh.
Wait.
I got physical type shit.
Emily's about to make-
Oh shit, I let the kid touch the stone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I told you I let the kid touch the stone.
Wait, sorry.
OGRV made a twitch account to say hi.
Oh hi, OGRV.
And she does like hiking content. She's like a really nice boy. She's got her hip done.
I didn't see you, but hi auntie.
Hello.
Great to see you.
Okay, so only shoot the balloons. Do not shoot people. Yes. Okay, easy.
Cool.
And this is our life balloon. Just let them experiment and find out. Oh.
What's up?
Guys, let's spit it. You do that.
Welcome to Lyres, ma'am.
Oh, thank you.
You're sick of this ace.
Now, here we are today.
He sounds so racist.
Some of you guys won't make it out of here.
Oh.
You understand?
Mm-hmm.
This is Lyre, ma'am.
Yes, sir.
Now, I've heard through the grapevine.
Hey, thanks.
Hey, get that gun out of his hand.
God, that hurts, son.
Son of a bitch.
I've heard through the grapevine that you guys
I put up a little bit.
I never been put up.
Hold on, boy, I'm tender.
Why we don't got our own on blicks?
We sharing a blick, right?
Yeah.
I was sharing a blick.
I'm not speaking up for anyone.
All right, listen, Marcus explain the self thing right here for me.
We're going to do a little bit of a little bit.
We're going to do a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.
I'm going to do a little bit of a little bit.
We're going to do one sub, you're not from the west.
We're going to do one sub boy.
Shut your fucking mouth.
We're going to do one sub on this.
We're going to do, what was it, two subs, no, it was five subs with the blue one.
We're going to do five subs with the blue one, we're going to do ten subs with the pure black one right here.
Let's play live bar uno.
Okay, so we're gonna do we're gonna do 10 with this back one right here. Okay
10 subs, one, five, God dang it, one, five, ten, ten, seven, ten, seven, okay so so we have a one, five, ten, 25 or something. Marcus? Yeah, I have a question, one, five, ten.
There's more than one pocket. What about the rest?
I mean, you get a catch. I want a 7. You want a 7, talk to him.
You do a 7, put 3 on it. What you want to do?
A 100.
I'm going to pass him out.
It's somebody who has balls.
Yeah, come on now.
You will lay your bet a 100. Do you bet high?
Let's just start off slow, son.
Let's put a 100 on that more.
Let's just start off slow, son.
5, 10, 25, 50, or 100, like that.
What we talking about?
What are you talking about?
Fuck.
You might need some people.
Pogs ain't keeping up.
Fuck you.
Talk about it.
You might need some people.
Pogs ain't giving up to math.
You don't read?
Fuck you.
Talk about it.
Is that right?
She buys a thousand dollar steak.
Sir, you doing what I'm saying?
She got it.
It's all about it.
So you do it.
No, you really bought a $1,200 steak today.
Think about that.
I really think about that shit.
$1,200 steak before.
I ain't never spent $1,200 steak before.
In my life.
It was forever.
It was like pretend people.
In my life I never spent that.
It was for you guys.
Did you like it?
He said Caleb and watch the Django.
There's probably one of these in the fridge, too,
so if you stay tomorrow, you can eat some.
I'm staying tomorrow, so I can eat some.
We won't eat tomorrow.
Oh my god, but we'll be drunk at Disney, I know.
But that'll be perfect that night.
Yes.
Drink around the world!
We gotta be healthy for tomorrow, Seth.
Because the worst thing to do while you're sick is drink.
Can we stay?
We can stay!
We can drink!
Please!
Aw, I didn't want to miss you!
Okay, so I don't understand like we have to buy in with something right? Yeah, okay
I don't
Know
experience I just learned and then that'll be better cutie what did you say
I love
I think it's just stupid to want
I don't think it's the problem
I don't know
I don't really need to be in a tent
I'm not gonna tell you
So these are the tents?
It's the 5
5?
What's the whites? Worms?
Yeah, do you listen at all?
God damn, how many times do you guys fucking,
they explained it five times nigga?
No, he started from five, he said five times.
He said one, five, 10.
Who the fuck put in one fucking sub game?
We busy?
Yes, yes we are.
I spent $1,000 today, I don't need to spend more.
I'm gonna do it.
I spent $1,000 yesterday.
Oh, you did spend $2,000, okay?
You're full of dollars.
It's funny huh?
Oh, it's funny.
10.
How'd I say it bro?
They was scamming at Universal.
Yeah, that was it bro, that was stress passing bad.
And if I'm an epic, it's a different place.
It's a big 10s.
Marcus, that's a lot of stuff we don't need that big 10s.
No, that's fine.
Yo, I'm just talking like I broke.
Facts, I'm just, I'm just low, low betters.
I only do five dollars a blackjack at hand.
I get scared.
That's fine, right?
Hey.
Fuck your mouth
Is it ugly that was that was crazy super
That was crazy
25 gifted here
We don't need one I'm test you
Now, do we want to play or do we want to lose?
Woo!
Alright, here's how it goes.
You each have five cards in your hand.
We're going to play four different rounds.
Now, in these rounds, I'm going to say this round's for King.
Let's say you place down a King.
Nobody calls you out, you keep going.
You put down a Joker, and it's a King round, and nobody calls you out, you keep going.
But if the person beside you says, liar,
and if you did put a king down as a king round,
well guess what, you're good.
You have to pull the trigger.
Is it a joker?
Hey, let's say you put down a joker
and it's a king round and they call it out.
Is this joker like powers or not?
Unless we play a joker round,
there's only two joker cards.
Right, right, right.
So.
What do we bet?
Yeah, you bet at the beginning of the game, all right?
So at the beginning of the game, you'll say, I'm gonna put 20 subs in here.
All right?
Well, I'll put two, three, whatever.
That means you're locked in the game.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'd say Joker is the free card of the game.
It's a game of the game.
That's how it is, huh?
Yeah, that's how it is.
Right.
All right?
Do you mean the gesture?
Is it a gesture?
Huh, Raid, you look more like an alien from this angle.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Good, your eyes are more far apart.
What is the Joker?
Glad you say gesture.
I don't know.
Oh, what's, wait.
It's the king, the queen, and then, what's the jay one?
You're gonna shoot us in this crib?
Jack, Jack, we gotta hit this here.
That's the jay one?
You're gonna say goodbye to the deposit.
All right, now, is everybody ready to play?
Um, how do we know which letter?
I'm gonna call it, I'm gonna call it where you can.
Yeah, they're just saying.
All right.
Yes, ma'am.
All right, all right.
All right.
Now, who's going first?
All right.
And you could also put more than one car down, right?
Yeah, you could put two or three.
But if you get caught out, understand that you might get shot.
And is it one deck?
If you put all your cards out, then we're done.
Are we dealing out one deck?
No, no, we're not dealing out nothing.
I'm going to say just.
No, these cards are from one deck, so we can count cards.
You count cards, man.
You count cards?
No, there's two decks.
There's two decks.
It's a two deck?
It's a two, maybe three deck, then.
OK, it's definitely one of them.
No, no, it's not one yeah now what
Yeah, you can obviously count
We're not
Go ahead and place yourself in the game.
Huh?
Did you tell us what Robert is?
I bet.
We got a little crazy today.
This one?
Yeah, he's just from on this.
Let's go.
What?
It's over 10?
Like 10.
Wow, wow.
That's 50 dollars.
Oh my God.
We had a little $5 pip squeezy.
Get it.
Oh my God.
We had a little $5 Pipsqueak set up.
Yeah, you got to remember.
It's a little by my five.
All right.
Dealer, go ahead and grab your stuff from them
and place them where you need to try to.
Wait a minute.
They don't call a hundred.
It's one per game.
It's a call-in.
You know what I'm saying?
We'll change it to the next round, trust me.
It's a process, trust me.
All right?
Yeah, take the chips.
They bought them to the same thing.
You shut the hell up.
With one sub?
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Yay!
Oh, good shit.
Nice.
Alright.
Bye.
I like this system.
Right.
This round is... Kings.
Well, you call it like that?
Yeah.
First player is... Rage.
We put it down.
Face down, alright?
Yeah, face down.
And it goes this way.
That space is funny.
The only person that calls him a liar is the one that went.
Is it right after him?
No.
Everybody can call him a liar.
Anybody can call him a liar.
Is that it?
Yeah.
In the game, anybody can.
Can I tell you something, Duke?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a whoever's turn it is?
No, no, no.
Everybody can.
Anybody call you a liar, Nico?
Wait, hold on.
That's not true.
No, no.
The citizen's turn now sitting could be like, oh, that's right. Yeah, or she can place a shit
Yeah, she doesn't have to but she can if she wants to
So could I take call you a liar only she can
What?
She'll go that you could call her a liar. It goes like this
The way the person next to you call you a liar. What do you think?
Liar
Oh
Revolvers. Revolving.
Is it already ready to go?
You're putting that at all the humans in the lobby.
Three, hold on one more.
Hey!
Hey! Lucky!
That's juicy!
I like that!
That's cool.
Alright.
Hey, hey!
it's not king's
it's still king's
i'm not losing this shit
nah
yeah
nah okay
you could either
you know
oh you'll have to save your life or not
but you can if you want to
or you can just close the card now
you're a liar
look it
yes
run
oh shit
come here you're the gun
oh shit
Yeah, my god, come stand on my shoulder now, because if I'm high, what the fuck, I'm whipped cream on these.
Enough, I told you to balloon.
Emily, please.
Oh, wait, low key two?
Every time somebody takes a shot, it's supposed to be a different, it's supposed to be a different, like, camera or something like that.
You're supposed to change the number.
You're supposed to change the number after that.
Really? Yeah.
And you get all the cards again, yeah.
Yeah.
Otherwise, you could pay attention to how many keys in it.
Yeah, every time bullet is shot, a new hand is dealt.
Give it down to you.
Oh, nothing.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Ellie, Ellie, please.
Hold it.
I will be adding the bullet if it gets too long.
No, no, but don't re-keep re-spinning.
I was gonna, yeah.
What are we doing now?
Give me cards.
God damn, I had a good hand.
I did too, after that.
You need the new deck Caleb you need you need to pull it from the full deck
Because otherwise if you keep rotating the same amount
Only available cars
She's down in our car
Drop an angle towards her she just saw all my whole hand
and she's still looking at game your eyes are so oh wait next time next time
show us her shit wait Caleb Cooper is this card allowed here yeah okay
Emily okay what's the what's this round is queen
What's going on?
One queen.
There is a Sarah.
Just based on her face, she wants me to call her Lara.
She gets to ask if she will get my queen.
Two queens.
Lara, please don't say you're stupid enough for two queens.
I don't know.
You got bait, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
No, that was good baits, that was good baits.
I'll do what I did.
That was good baits, that was good baits.
Do you see how you're angling?
Honey?
I'm not looking.
It's okay. Do this.
Angle it this way.
Hey!
I'm gonna swap it, I'm gonna swap it.
How many more?
Don't mess with the dealer.
Oh, two weeks.
Two more.
Don't mess with my son, man.
Hey, dude, hey, dude.
You want more?
Two more, two more, two more.
Like that?
No, you just, no, you just deal them around.
I thought, I thought.
How the fuck did I get a fire?
of you yeah too no no you're supposed to you that's okay okay this is a trash
deal I'm sorry hey fuck you nigga I didn't have I don't know everybody let's
say you have a five everybody has five like it's one of those days like they
use five as one of the cars because they don't have I just say why would you
keep that car because you only use five and that's why I went to kill like is
Is this supposed to be here?
You can play with the whole deck, you know.
So we don't have to shuffle with Marchie.
No, because the whole deck has
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
You don't use all those numbers.
You can, though.
There's a way you can.
He did it.
Test.
We're a different version, for sure.
It is literally a bigger deck, at all.
Okay, we'll keep trying.
Just keep going.
No, no, you keep getting bailed out, my boy.
Yeah, lucky rage.
Just round.
is Jack's.
Uh, right this turn?
No.
Not Junker's, Jack.
One Jack.
Venna?
She hasn't passed me.
One Jack.
Somebody want any?
Yeah
Oh, what is that word? Statistically one of us just love it. Why?
Yeah, later did
What a cookership cook guys
What the fuck why did that play why'd you play that one that was crazy
You're dead! Dead people can't talk!
You're a fuck.
Thank you.
Actually, in the game, you can't talk if you're dead.
You look like a dead people, right?
No, but guys, I just feel like I really needed a good time back then.
I got three.
Yeah, you're muted in this effort, again.
Anybody got the right number?
Yeah.
This round, you are the kings.
Yeah.
Ummm...
One king.
Lord.
Oh!
You know what I thought you were going to do, you know what I thought you were going to do?
Because I flip flopped.
Yes, because he flip flopped.
You got outsmarted, I did it on purpose.
You taking random?
I didn't kill him. I killed him.
Ah!
Motherfucker.
This is a flip flop on my life.
Wait, what if you flip flopped a bird or not?
He's not thinking that hard.
He actually didn't actually dig.
Can I shuffle it faster?
I don't know if I want you.
Oh wait, oh we should we should we should. Yeah, she was taking little curves. Oh yeah, this makes it a little hard. Wait, if you want to count cars games. No, no, no, no, I don't know, I don't, I don't, I'm not memorizing it. Say you know, say you know. I promise I don't.
You can do that?
What the fuck?
Liar.
Fuck out her.
Ha ha, I need his bare hands.
From the joke, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
What?
You want to pass or you want to hand it to me?
Yeah, let me pass.
You want to just hand it to me, but it's not really that good.
As soon as you're done, let me see what they should do.
$1.00 for the things I hear here in New York.
They put a five, get this off of them.
Appreciate that shit.
What kind of puff on that?
Let me get a hit of that real quick.
With my cold cells and shit.
It's net, net pass, don't get that.
Net, net pass.
Go ahead, Caleb.
King.
Am I turned?
One king.
I don't know if I like that one or not.
One K.
A liar.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
See!
What?
You're a joker!
What are you talking about?
Over here.
Oh.
No, please!
I forgot the joker.
I don't want to make it.
It hasn't lost yet.
Kill her!
What?
Motherfuckers, man.
How do you guys feel?
You did it. You failed twice.
Yeah.
Twice, twice, twice.
Wait, but you haven't been calling anything.
I'll keep that in mind.
That's not true at all.
You never call my cards.
I've been calling three times.
You don't call my cards.
I know.
I need to reverse the order next round.
There's new musical chairs.
Okay, I love that game.
Reverse or really good for a doctor?
Yep.
Okay, I love this game.
Alright.
Okay, uh, a murder?
Yeah.
Uh, one ace.
One ace.
Alright.
One ace.
A liar. She lying like shit.
Oh my gosh, she lying like shit.
Oh my god, I was just pouring the hat to add Hellaces.
Yo, gay.
Emily, you did beat him.
Fuckin' three to both of you.
Your coach is over.
It's me and agent.
Die!
Dang it!
I was gonna hear this through, coach.
Oh, I'm okay.
Thank you.
And then there was two.
I don't see this.
The town hasn't been enough for the both of you.
All right.
Sit up for this game.
It's not to be enough for the both of you.
Shut up.
The town is not big enough for the both of you.
It's not big enough for the both of you.
Oh, sorry, I got you by the way.
You sort of thought of me.
Look at that top view.
Call it, call it, Caleb, call it.
Don't wanna get your chat now.
Hello?
Hello there.
I'm gonna do this.
Who's turn is?
My turn.
Yeah.
One team.
Blar.
Oh!
That's my game!
No!
I wanted to call your first one, Gary.
I have to because I had nothing left, Gary.
Oh, God.
I had some, bro.
I had nothing.
For the win!
It's not in there, Gary.
Oh, you're so lucky.
That round is aces.
How's that headed?
That'll cool.
That'll look like a dorky Darth Vader.
Star Wars
What is it kill
You your was a fucking Joker game do it
Like probably brawn
You bet it's that plot on right now
I can't pass the bandage.
You can't pass the ball.
Hey, Jack.
Shut up.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Wait, wait!
I'm about to be so stuck!
Give me your fucking bullet, ladies.
I want to under your fucking head.
Oh, no.
What?!
Wow!
Two more!
That's how it feels, gang.
That's how it feels to be right and nothing happened.
Yeah, I feel so bad.
That's what happens to me all game.
Next round is Queens.
Dude, Caleb, you did an accent so well.
He's a theater kid.
Are you really?
Yonah!
Unbelievable.
It is kind of unbelievable.
Oh wait, weren't you like a high school jock?
No.
He was a jock?
Did somebody used to go in the chat and call you a jock or something?
Yeah, Caleb the jock for sure.
That was just a random guy. I don't remember who that was.
What is it?
The town ain't big enough for the both of you.
One plane.
Okay.
Wow!
Scary!
Get over it, Gigi.
What?
That'd be the next one to break!
That'd be the next one to go, hey!
What?
Oh my god.
I had a horrible hand.
I had only one of them, bro.
Oh, if you get caught.
There it is.
What?
This should be unlucky.
Hit that nev.
I hit it.
Hit the nev.
2 Kings, 1 King, 1 King, 1 King, the line like a mother fucker.
Oh the vine games
Nope, nope, nope, nope
Got your way boy
Oh, no, what kind of do I couldn't call that?
It's over how much I've been shot that shit, bro
Wait a minute, sit there.
Wait, how do you know when you got it done here?
Wait, how do I get it?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Hey, hey, hey, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
What?
Shoot it, Marcus.
Or AJ.
Jack.
It was probably all that, like three rounds ago,
getting all stuff.
No, I've been watching all the time.
You can see me.
Yeah.
and winner of the first game is Rayton's kick,
8-0, and he has 75, 75, 75.
Let's go ahead and pay them 25 out right now
before we go to the top.
No, this is the 10, no, this is the five.
10.
No, this is the 10 to get it, yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah, and this is the 25.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I just want to recognize,
that I was forced to put it in,
I originally bet a one.
30, 30, 30, K.L. K.L.
K.L. K.L. K.L. K.L.
Of course.
Oh, we got to pay right here?
It's time to pay up.
It's time to pay.
It's time to pay your dues.
We can't do it on the desktop because it's cheaper?
Yeah.
No, it gives you an option to go on your phone.
You can do it cheaper on your phone.
I'll show you.
I'll be like $10 for it.
When you go here.
From Apple to desktop.
And then you go to GIF.
Click this.
Oh, wait.
You go on your browser app.
Oh, okay.
I
Hey, it's gonna be raining subs agency who's excited
Who's excited? I should have called that first one race. Thank you for the 10
Rain the subs agency
I
Just do it and then I'm always charged the normal shit
Sorry
Yes, she happens to have an important call when it's time to pay
See just happens to have an important call
Interesting Emily do you have any important calls to make right now?
If a bank called you can you spend $50 you got to leave that bank bro, that's crazy
They can't process 50 without a conversation?
What if they match their subs and y'all match y'all's subs?
What you mean?
Because they not trying to put up as much as I did.
I'll give you 5,000 subs right now if you get what these call it.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just thinking of solutions.
It's a claim.
They're gonna make hella brand.
You're not gonna make lots of money.
You're right.
I almost let them get that portion off on me, man.
I forgot that.
Daddy agent got us subs.
Yo.
Was it right?
Nah, that was a niggaday illest.
Yo.
I have some big, uh, serious window.
I gotta help her.
Two seconds.
Can you do that?
Yes.
You up there and sheesh.
Hey, button three.
Since they're gone, y'all want to put a high stakes game?
Okay, that's it.
That's it.
Everything is chin-ext.
This is 10.
This is 10, this is 50, and this is 100.
What do you put down?
Hold it.
Oh, that's how we feelin' today.
That's how we feelin'.
Oh, what the?
I'm puttin' it for her.
No, no, no.
You ain't down for that.
All right.
There.
This game right here's gonna be a little bit different.
Okay.
now this game right here you can raise and then thank you am you can raise
listen listen you can raise as much as you want
you want to put one after every card you put down you can
I'll call it ready this round is aces
we're starting with us enough we'll go first I state not me you gotta put a
hundred up oh you want a hundred up
No, no, no, no, 100.
No, thank you.
Okay, two raises.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Tizzy, this works like a hell of a bad shoe.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, let me shoot your shit, Gary.
Hey, tell him I be ready to something to be.
It's about to be ready to something to be.
Shoot my shit.
You wasted that, that.
Come on, come on, come on.
I got more.
You guys are in the raise?
You play with the raise.
No raises?
Okay.
No raise.
This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
Alright.
This one's clean.
You know we got three.
One queen.
Yeah, we got three.
One queen.
I'm clear of liar.
No shyness.
Fuck!
Yes bitch, yes bitch, yes bitch.
Wait, check it.
Oh, you did check it.
You check it.
Ha ha ha.
All right.
Next round is the big kings.
Anybody want to raise?
All right, no problem.
All right, I see.
I can shuffle that shake, too?
Your shuffle is very poor.
That's not how it works.
How about I shuffle you, bitch?
How about that?
I have one.
I'll let you shuffle it for me again.
What are we doing, what are we doing?
All right, this one's King's.
This one's King's.
It's crazy.
I'm fighting where it's bigger.
All right.
Who first, who first?
What's the car?
King's in range.
OK.
Liar.
No.
What are you going to do?
I'm about to be in love with you.
Fuck out of here.
You're not fucking money, nigga.
Fuck.
You're not fucking money, nigga.
I bet you don't want to sit back, I bet you don't want to sit back.
Fuck, I put it, nigga.
Fuck, I put it, get it.
It's so lucky though, bro.
Yeah, I put it, get it.
Yeah, shit.
This feels like, this feels like, this feels like when your baseball team's like plus minus
is like really positive, but they're 500 game.
That's what this feels like.
Come over.
Do you want to know?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Yo, are you me up?
Yeah
You wasn't gonna play I won any way
You jump to I had a really bad hand, bro. I had no choice
Alright, so we change seats.
Agent, thank you for the hoodie get there.
We'll play for a second.
We'll see you the other way first.
You want to take seats?
No, we'll just spare you.
And then we'll change to the next round.
Alright, everybody push your bets.
Ooh.
I think it would be one.
Oh, this is one.
Now, I'll say this.
How about this? How about this?
You just played joint.
Listen, put it there, or you could just do what it is.
I don't think it looks bigger than me.
It do.
It looks cooler.
I think you're betting more.
You don't do that at all.
That's the fact.
Now, the difference in this game right here is...
Please stop looking.
Emily!
Emily, look up here.
I'm not allowed to do more than this.
Yeah.
Yeah, I see you.
Turn it up.
I'm gonna have to be slow.
Okay.
Now, this is a speed round as well, but this time we can raise stuff or take it away.
What do you call it?
You got it?
You can't take it back.
Why don't you put a sub in?
But, am I ready?
Yep.
First round is keys.
Okay.
Who go?
Emily.
Okay.
One key.
Okay.
Then I'll go this way, that side.
No, no, no, no.
Let's go sit down, sit down.
Do you think she's hurt?
No, no.
Really?
Yes, she's good at it.
Am I lying, sit down?
One king.
She's trying too hard to be a little like she was.
One king.
Sit down.
Liar.
That's a good call.
Damn, she a-
I knew you was lying.
No, look at him like that.
What do you mean?
You're not allowed to look.
Oh, we can't?
Oh, shit.
Emily, Emily, don't do it.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Please.
That's a fact.
Take a time when you're shooting at Marfa right there.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, look down the sights.
Oh, my God.
I bet you're gonna miss it.
Yes.
No, what happens if they miss?
Am I safe?
No, you could.
Am I safe?
Does that count?
Because if Emily's shooting at you, miss it.
I'm good.
Yeah, yeah, I will miss.
That's a good point.
Yeah, I like it.
There's no like it.
You miss, you miss, you miss, you miss.
You miss, you miss.
You should have made a shot.
You don't want to play like that?
No.
You can build your friend out.
No, no.
Caleb?
Okay.
I'm the queen.
And it's sinner.
Yes.
I just miss.
Say it.
It's queen.
What was that?
What did you just play there?
It's a queen.
You too scared call it. I dare you
I thought she would be smart like
Another five ten get this
You're just trying to get some.
It's not that real funny.
Yeah, you're feeling a comment.
I don't like that.
It's not that real funny.
It's not.
Yeah.
It's not funny.
Yeah, you're 100.
Or you're 100.
I'm 100.
Yeah, I think maybe we'll say 509.
You looking?
Don't look, boy.
Don't look at what.
Watch out.
You called it?
It's Asus.
Rage.
The town ain't big enough.
What?
The town ain't big enough.
What?
The town ain't big enough.
Rage!
Time to aim big enough for the four of you.
Two aces.
Woo!
Game. One of us is lying.
I think I read out. One of us is lying.
Oh.
Guys, I'm really sorry.
Oh, that's okay, it's okay.
You can call it.
I'll never apologize.
One ace.
BRB?
We just but no beer be yeah
Damn so hell on em in the middle of us. I'll just build us. Yeah, one of us is like you just bailed
She gets back we'll run her down everything in her my say
Look, what I'm getting ready just for getting away with it
But I did it
So now she's full
no we don't know yet I'm not sure we're not quite sure
you guys are scary oh my god this is a brain game or something
yeah guys have to like scare me down and oh now that's very scary yes
to
on
Realistic you lie by the way.
Why?
And she don't call you a liar.
Listen, listen.
Why?
You lie.
You dead lie.
I know you got, I think both of you lie.
Emily, I think both of you lie, Priscilla.
Well, I firstly.
Emily, I know you lie.
She don't comment on it, but we're trying to get her to call you.
And really, you lie.
Well, the reason why I put an A is because I don't think it'll make it around again
without someone calling.
Because she said that, you definitely lie 100%.
I said the reason why I put this down is because I don't think it will come back to me around.
Or she does mobilize for previous rounds and just reiterate it in the same way she told me the truth.
Double and toss her back.
You think big birds reiterate? Good job, Ray. That's impressive.
Spell it.
You heard him. I believe spell it.
R-P-I-T.
I should have call John realistically realistically I should have
We iterate so how long I think it takes anyone she stayed 30 seconds
Yeah, she's gonna tell me this minimum
Well, we're just complaining in the meantime. Nah. Nah. Nah.
Cuz you're all you're a liar
Nah, I like this rhyme. Nah
Oh my god
Nah, this dance still right here
This dance still has intention.
I like this one.
Yeah, it's a good brown.
It's a good brown.
Real good brown, fellas.
How about while she's going, y'all want to put in more setups?
No!
Who we got?
Don't tell me y'all.
Who we got 10 on the board?
Yeah, don't tell me you're 65.
Let's put it up.
Listen.
You got soft hands.
We got more five.
We got that center.
Yeah, we got that center.
Cause my collar blue with my neck is red.
I'm gonna eat my fingers.
We can play some UNO.
You got the UNO in that?
We do. We do got my ass.
Everything's in a briefcase.
Wow.
This is the best car ever.
You got something in the back.
Whatever you want to do.
We just can't show the camera here.
You can't talk to us.
You can't lie to us.
Hear me?
What if I told you I forgot to play Uno?
You would have to be, you would have to be.
I don't know, as soon as I see the card, I'm gonna remember.
No, you'd have to be the slowest thing on Earth.
No, I didn't play, you know, that's how I played Uno.
You can't play.
Yeah, I think it was the odd, actually.
Cute.
Oh, yeah!
Hold on, hold on, right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can have a huge Uno card, remember?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the large Uno card.
It was a gorgeous body.
Why'd you give it to 35?
Put it to...
Oh, to agency, probably.
Agency, I've been going ballistics today.
I've been wearing like a band, yeah?
I'll be here.
Woo!
Make it out!
It's okay.
Not woo.
Oh.
It's not woo!
Woo!
Way to go!
Think about it.
35.
Don't put that thing away, man. I'm behind you, game.
Why are you so small?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All legal? That's crazy.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
All right. That should be good, yeah.
I said, oh, no.
Oh, you're big.
How many did we get?
Seven. Okay.
You get what you get. You don't do a fit.
Sure. That's long to know.
I'm not doing nothing. You were the slowest dealer of all time.
No, no, no. It's been a minute. I think I said my hair. I'm a dice rollin' ass.
It's not done in six. It's okay.
What you got, Ray?
What you got?
I got seven.
Oh, I must have started with one.
Is it good?
because my color blue and my neck is red.
All right, so how does it work?
You just put same number.
Either the color or the number.
Yeah.
Wait, are y'all...
Oh wait, before we get in here,
are we playing nigger rules or not?
Because last time we did...
Yes, with nigger rules.
Yes.
We training, we running trains, like...
Running trains, yes.
If you got a yellow five,
you could put a yellow five down right now.
Yes.
And then it's like, you could do that.
But then if you got fucking...
Yes.
three five you can do three five but you can't just put all yellows down so
you know what I'm saying but three five oh but if it's like the numbers oh you
just have to know what if it's a yellow five yeah you can start bro since
we start yeah I bet that just numbers you remember how to you remember this
because I remember you a man could jump yes you said yes and then you was mad
Well, yeah, I didn't know how it worked.
I was crazy.
But now you do.
OK, yeah, we'll do it that way.
That's fine.
That's fine, you know.
I've never played that.
Which one is it?
Ray, do you go first?
You go ahead.
Let's do these, man.
OK.
You can do that.
OK.
I'll go.
Yep.
OK, that's true.
Like that.
Oh, that's crumb.
I like that.
I like sacrum.
Yeah.
Sacrum can have fun.
Yeah.
Keep it on your toes.
No cap.
Do these I don't even got a red pickup
Fuck you have a six. Yes a six a black a lot of cars
Colors blue
It's gonna red colors red
We just do one if you know so what it means color you can you can choose what wild cards you want to do
I get to change color enough why does he get to choose who knows been like this for the past 15 years
I get to change color to it. Yeah. It's a draw for
Emily draw for you just read the back
While you're drawing you can make it. I'm all for green
Raise go ahead
Wait and make it red. Oh my goodness
You got 12?
You got 12, you got 12, you know.
You and me, you're on night shopping, isn't it?
Go ahead, get counting, counting our louds.
You're pretty much out of the game.
Counting, please.
One, two, one, now.
Yep, yep, we don't even have to count rage.
Oh no, y'all are done. It's cool.
Okay.
Wait, I think I might be in a big club ever, right?
Wait, can you even come back this high?
Yeah, you can.
Remember, so if you got what you need to get, you can get what you, you know what I'm saying.
Alright.
Yeah.
What does it mean exactly?
Blue.
Um.
Yeah.
Read your turn.
It's blue.
It's a cop.
Yeah.
So I'd want to use this right now.
I'm trying to mis-understand what I'm seeing right here.
Really?
Yeah, really.
So we're not mistaken.
In the meantime.
What does me put this view right here?
Shuffle hands as we take all the cards and deal them out evenly.
Right in the Mickey Mouse, what in the Mickey Mouse is that?
This is a reset card, that's so ass.
What it says on the thing
That's lit
They just add more orangey so the box can win bro. I'm gonna make a little shit green
Go ahead
One green red
One green red.
My bad.
So?
Yeah.
9, 6.
Oh, so it was bad.
I'm back, I'm sorry.
It's OK.
If it's all good.
Jotsu?
Shit.
That's tough, that's tough.
That's tough.
No.
Oh, it's all right.
It's so funny.
Wait a minute.
Can you play it out?
Play it out.
We started to know.
No, we started to we.
I had an emergency. I'm sorry
So don't drop you the shit you take the shit. No, yeah, I wish
No, you have smelled it
much thank you thank you
I could play now or no wait wait if it keeps your own to you play once I draw
or no wait wait your turn's done oh shit
keep it green you don't got a green sorry agent
That's okay.
Oh!
Sorry, Agent.
Sure.
Okay.
It's my turn?
No, my turn.
Uh...
My OCD is fucking in the background.
What the fuck?
Fuck.
Guys this looks so funny. I love you.
I don't know, it's quite intense.
You set that shit?
It's so great.
Hold on.
Okay, wait, what do you think he has?
Fuck. No idea.
Why do you, why do you just know him like that?
I think, I feel like he has a right.
Okay, your turn.
Oh, there's a...
Yes!
Hold on. Oh, actually, can you do it?
with it. Good shit, good shit. Draw my boy. I don't know, is it one or three? Draw, draw, draw two.
How much is it? Just a lapse in judgment there from you, man.
There are no rules of this shit.
Oh, they was passing up before me. Oh, no. Oh, shit.
Oh yeah, in a couple of minutes.
Oh, I did?
Yeah.
You did that?
It's probably downstairs.
I'll go get it.
No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, okay.
No, I'm listening.
You said, you know?
Yeah.
Picture what I'm holding up for me.
Oh, for God's sake.
That's pretty good, that's pretty good.
Picture what I'm holding up for me.
You did?
Yeah, I'm coming.
Thanks.
Oh.
It's a long way to log with life.
No!
I said I was right.
Thank you.
Damn, dang.
Why do I love you?
Pick two in the hose up.
That's like a gull.
Uh-huh.
They hate you on you, Em.
Fine. I'll go win.
You win.
Hang up.
Oh no!
But what?
Because my color blue and my neck is blue
Something like that shit on my car
No you are
No I want my blood
I need this blood
Yeah you're right
I'm ready to play
You got that shit?
Pick up
25 cent chance
He said it does
I
Another 30
No!
That's called teaming, bro.
Fuck!
I don't know what, I don't have a clue who he has.
Wait!
Look, I would just bank that he does not have...
red.
Please.
You just get me.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, raise your turn.
No, no.
What?
Why does he sing under the Adam 22 chair?
That's what they're saying, that's what they're saying.
Why'd you laugh at that?
What's that?
Does that hold out well?
Why do you think it's rolled out?
I'll just pick it up.
You can pick up and play.
I didn't do that, they said no.
Wait, he doesn't.
I want us to do that, hella ties.
Is it done?
Congratulations.
No, no, no, no, no, another, another game at little Liar's bar time.
I'm in the middle of this peak game right now.
Yeah, that's a good game we got going on right now.
That's a really good game.
We've been editing the biggest yo-oom!
I'm sorry, I can't deliver on that, my boy.
I'll have 30 points right now.
Yeah, you need it the most.
Oh, blue.
That should be like face wash for you guys.
Hey, drink a little bit of this.
This is a really good Liar's bar time.
What was the time?
Adam22 likes the joy.
was uh it was aces so wait does that mean i'm out no listen it was aces right i said i put down
two aces he said he put down two aces wait you guys pause the game right there yeah and then yeah
and she put down one ace allegedly imagine we said we put down two aces and she says she put down
What is
I
Die after being garden
Waited to kill you
You know, it's going to need more than so many times.
You can put more.
That's not how that works, Caleb.
All right.
I don't know, though.
I don't know.
Me, I'm right now.
I'm right here.
I'm just telling you.
I don't know, man.
Give it to us right, Caleb.
All right.
This one right here is going to be the round of K's.
I know that's right.
Send us the first.
It's my round.
Send out your B first.
You're trying to bait you, that's the king.
What it was?
She's trying to bait you.
Say it, you have to say it when you play it.
It's the king.
You have to say it.
You know what it is.
You have to say it.
It's one or two.
Dickhead.
What king?
Clearly won, Dickhead.
Well, you clarified that.
You could...
I want him to do that.
Dickhead?
Clearly won.
Okay.
We don't believe that shit.
Don't call that shit.
You gonna let Ray's bait you?
We don't believe that shit.
It's your last no game.
I
You know what's crazy? It is a matter of how good we just did if we get one batter out of that, we're just out, we're just done.
It's a game of luck.
Little game of skill.
Little bit of mind-fucking.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
What's the call, my boys?
It's Sintertern and this is Round of Coins.
Coins.
How could we have it said three, five, or any other little letters you E.B. throw it in here?
All right, who's going first? Give him three shots.
I'll say the sentence.
One queen.
Fucking chomp.
Call me a chomp?
Like in Mario, a chomp?
Yeah, a one queen.
I said chomp.
Cat.
Look, I didn't make eye contact with you, so you think I was all right.
Oh, you own him.
Did nobody outlose on my first one, though?
Let's do what I was talking about, don't age it.
Oh!
Hold on.
I'm like that.
Oh, too, nigga.
Oh!
Yo, there's no way, bruh.
Hey, hey, I'm watching, gang.
Yo, there's no way, bruh.
You trying to look?
Yeah.
Not trying to see if it didn't fire or something.
I'm watching, bruh.
Oh, wait, Emily, sorry.
I forget who you are.
I'm doing what I'm doing.
You guys are watching.
All eyes on me.
I wasn't shuffled up.
I'm listening to the request.
I see that he's adding cores.
Yeah, I see, I see, this is a good note of him.
Yeah, man.
You're gonna play some files, I'm gonna play some files.
Cause I'm over here getting random threes and she's gonna have to set threes in that
bitch again.
This round is round to five.
Oh, wow, okay.
And, there's a limited amount in there.
What does that mean?
There's a limited amount in every hand, always.
You know what?
Who shot last?
B.
Last bitch
One five
Come on Emily that is not a five. He's put out. Oh Emily
Emily that is not a five
That was too fake
You know how to fly with that her voice Craig one five Petra fine. Yeah, she's different like three times
One, two, three, four, five.
I'm calling it. You're a liar.
Louisa.
This one.
Yay!
Okay.
Is this 100% shot? No.
Wait, you gotta bring closer.
Why are you aiming like that?
Yes! Get him out of here.
Get him out of there.
I'm raising my leg is warm!
Then make a wish for 15 years!
Hey, hmm.
I'm really doing it.
Nothing in your body.
Wait, you know what I realize?
You look a really big head, but you have tiny little arms.
Oh, like a T-Rex.
Yeah, when you do this, you look like...
My wince man is like 6'3".
No, but it's like when you do this,
your head proportion to your body size
That's because I got bad fucking fucking muscles so it makes you look fucking small.
Oh my god.
There's a nail in the ceiling.
What?
I see it.
Wait, 6'3 is small wingspan?
Wait.
What's the average bill with that hat?
He's around twos.
Making up twos.
Oh my god, you're like Scrappy Doo.
From Scoopy Doo.
You feel like him.
Throw her, gang.
You're talking about the pain and the roof and that shit today, yeah.
Sorry, you obviously love this.
See, I'm gonna give it no comebacks today, yeah.
Okay.
Round of twos?
Round of twos.
It's in his turn.
Okay.
Twos?
Yeah, twos.
Twos, twos, twos.
You just say it every time you put it down.
One, two.
I said, I love it.
That's the way you do it, my buddy.
I said, I love it.
That's the way you do it, my buddy.
I said, I love it.
What are you doing, my buddy?
One, two.
Liar!
One, two.
Oh, and Lil Wayne's the first try, right?
No way!
Come on, let him be the first try for once, God damn it!
I'll be quick to get an answer.
Okay, great!
Well done!
Yay!
This round is rounds of ace!
Ace, okay.
Ace of spades.
My turn. All right. Okay, let's get you brought to you by bangin.
Right this, Bill. This bang bought you by tone dot shot.
And bangin. One-eighths. Bang when you were toning up.
I
Fuck you guys look nature like that one is all right interesting
She over it's over all that shit
I want to see something to the host.
Two caves.
Okay.
Okay, okay, I can see that.
I can see that. One king.
Lime.
Cooked your shit.
I'm not telling you.
So you don't know about poker face or not?
No, no.
Come on, bro.
Why do you like the first two or something?
This is crazy, this is crazy.
Next round is round of ace.
Sinner, it's your turn again.
What ace?
That's it ace.
What ace?
She doesn't, she doesn't, she don't.
You know, it's like two more shots left. You shoot that shit, you're probably done, gay.
I
after that you would assume that I was lying so you would call me and I didn't
have anybody he calls you oh no sorry that he would so either way it was in my
benefit to convince you to call him I'm a little silly goose yeah that's what
go up 100
Yeah, we don't know fire. Okay. Oh
We don't know the ones right now. What do you want right now? Oh, what this is?
Okay, look to okay
Yeah, how many I see fucking tools this whole fucking target two I see threes and fives
Hey, this is crazy.
Hey, that's not like a fiddle.
Like a fiddle.
You know it's crazy.
Like a motherfucker fiddle.
I know.
Like a motherfucker fiddle.
No, no, no, no.
Come on.
No, what is going on?
No, we'll give you our first one and done!
Okay, okay, okay.
Thanks for having us, Asis.
Now it's your turn.
Okay.
Oh
Change the fucking game bro two aces. No, it's me first. Is it? Yes. Yeah. Oh
Go go I'm gonna do the same shit so don't matter
We're eight
Two inches why
Okay, if I if I get no, this is my first time getting cooked this whole
Yo, I'm gonna be so tight
Rach
That would have been so cool
My heart was
Oh, Jacks.
Jacks.
Wait.
So, one Jack.
Oh, for 20.
Huh? One Jack.
Yeah.
Say it's for a one.
Damn, she got a Jack.
That's so ass.
That's so ass, bro.
Bye bye, Ray!
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh my god, he's stuttering.
No, it's gonna fold it.
A lawyer.
Oh shit.
Why would you do that?
No.
Did I say I was playing safe?
No.
I told you to play.
I told you what I was doing.
No.
No
Shoot that motherfucker sideways
A lot of twos
There's not that many twos I know that much
Pools in the chat those those those
Two. One, two.
Two twos.
Liar!
You can't...
What the hell?!
No, no, no! Not like this!
No, not like this!
No, no, no, no, no!
Are you lying? Who are those?
Not like this, Rach! Not like this!
Are you lying? Where are those?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey, Jimmy.
What?
How the fuck is that possible?
Every single time!
How?
How? This is Gigi. Don't lose. Don't lose.
What? They were going bottom two every time?
What is it, Keanu?
It's gonna be easy.
What's wrong?
Who's turn?
Ray.
One ace.
Wire.
Thank you.
No!
Can you read my chips?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, reach!
Center spent on 15
Center paid off 15 give this
This chair is like mad. This chair gave me swamp ass. Zesty shooter. Don't miss. You think what I'm saying?
It's not Zesty game. It's Chata Gambino. Come on man. Come on man. Come on. This is America
I know you're cheering on us. I know you're cheering on us. This is America
Oh man, who's there for that gonna my agent double oh
Who was there for that
Ready for TZ
Said W. Black history why y'all doing ills nigga swamp that's the natural thing bro. You have swamp ass
Not yeah
It's the seat, though.
I just see it.
I'm gonna walk around and just air this out a little bit.
Okay, hold on.
I think I can get the other five.
Two minutes on me.
I'm gonna be able to fly right quick.
Emily!
You're gifted.
Oh, you got that?
Yeah, I got me a five.
W-Emily, W-Stineptheezy!
Get it!
Hey, Chad, we have hundreds of us, baby.
I know I'm good.
This happens to be a flatjack.
You're good about that, sir?
Yeah
Because you deal with the hoes?
Yeah.
So you lie?
Oh my god, it is.
He's not saying no.
No, no, no.
I study the hoes, so I'm good at playing out lies.
No.
Yes?
No.
Every day I'm alive.
No, rate lies to the hoes, and then that's how he's good at lying.
I don't chat.
That's not true.
You never lie to me ever.
I was good at the muggers.
I ain't gonna lie.
I wasn't ever good at the muggers.
I was good at mongers, but I was so anxious playing that shit game, I hated it, I've been fucking sweating and shit.
Man, could you be good at mongers though?
Yeah, like screaming at people.
You just gotta be good at controlling the fucking shit and lying and finding the dummy and having him fucking fill me.
Manipulating?
Yeah, okay.
Manipulating?
You're a good manipulator.
You don't have shit in your ass, that'll bug us.
Oh my God, that's so good.
There you go.
You're really good.
You're really good at it.
Really good at it.
You're not good at it, Marcus.
He's manipulating.
That's tough.
Manipulation.
That's tough.
That's a tough.
Sussy.
Is it good or not?
No, it's not.
Oh.
Maybe you can fuck that one.
You guys can go fuck that one.
Mondos?
I'm not fucking kidding.
Go blow lights.
I gotta fuck.
Uh-oh.
Bro.
I gotta go buy a drink.
I'm not fucking kidding.
Wait till I get my eyes shut.
Here's my thing.
Well, that doesn't matter if I'm in an airplane.
The airplane crashes, I get stranded.
I lose my glasses.
I'm dead.
You're a dead virus.
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you crying out for the borderline and for the Florida?
Nigga, fuck.
It's us against the world.
It's us against fucking nature.
It's not only the fuck of ox.
It's the fucking animals of nature.
Nigga, fuck.
Well, you have a house with air conditioning.
Listen, listen.
Listen listen listen listen listen listen
You know the thing that you go through in hurricane and I ain't never fled during the hurricane
You know what I'm saying?
Ten years old hurricane moment
Brick the bus through the fucking window
Water coming in that's before my daddy let it go
I'm gonna have to turn up water coming in the op
I can turn down fucking socials on the floor
Shit is fucking crazy out there nigga
No power nigga
Where the fuck?
Went over the fucking to the woods
Made Jordan our house, bought two of the woods on the trees
And then we made a whole fucking tree house which had rocks and sticks and shit nigga
Fuck
You didn't do that
Oh my life you did pictures
on everything out.
Nigga, where was my 11, 12?
You not care about them?
Yeah, they have phones in high school.
They got nine pictures?
Bruh, who take that?
We're gonna take your word for it.
Yeah, we're gonna take your word for it.
You was building trees out of sticks and stuff.
Why do I gotta do sexy fucking?
Three houses out of sticks and stuff
and you was fighting off hurricanes?
Man, they're not a tree house in the fucking sky.
Nigga, if there's trees on the fucking floor,
you better fuck the hut, nigga.
You better fuck the hut and there's a white boy
trying to break that shit in there,
they're gonna drill through a brick and hit him in the head.
He trying to fuck the bitches on the skateboard.
Nigga, we ran, nigga, we ran down, nigga,
and Greg jumps his ass, man.
What?
Fuck.
What's on time?
What?
He won't be two, Joe?
He's just, he's just bullying you, he's just skating.
Nigga knows.
He's trying to get in our fucking tree
so we threw a brick at that guy there, yeah?
But you got bullied on a skateboard.
That's sad.
Nigga, he got beat twice.
You got to ask for a victim, bro.
Nigga, we threw a brick at his ass,
he got fucking hit.
Nigga, his get back,
get back with him stealing my fucking lipstick gang when i was in the crib he stole my fucking
lipstick we caught him laughing on my fucking lipstick we got drunk nigga you got hot nigga fuck
come on let me get it you're a victim to be frank chat we didn't mean to hit him with a brick
we didn't you was that nigga your mic was getting stolen nigga don't fucking briar with
nigga leech don't shit out the shit don't get fucking stolen nigga i wasn't nigga to steal this
shit no the fuck he wasn't me no he wasn't it was me i had your lipstick
I
Talked to my wrist was fucking gays and they had a silver. I had a ghost spray play
I put this one sir. That's like his brother. Shit. I'm getting a migraine
That's a touching murder. No, we didn't put a game. You just threw it in the air to hit him
We didn't know who's son breaking to our tree
Rose you got that in our
Are we saying you're gonna fuck?
I thought I thought you'd better run.
Who the fuck would put their socks here? It gotta be you.
No.
That's Emily?
You're gonna do the same shit.
No, but it's this.
No!
I mean, that's not a man's foot, can't be.
That gotta be a...
And you touched it.
You know what? You're different.
Let's do the movie.
You're different, Shinai.
How's your voice? You've been nibbling?
Yeah, it hurts. Can you tell?
No.
Aren't you all down here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hello?
Are you feeling better?
Me?
Yeah.
Why is there going on in the impression I have for you?
I thought you were feeling sluggish there.
Is it cold out there?
Well, hold on.
It's nice out here.
You must be in the chair.
You can't sit this close.
Look, right there, right there.
That's fine.
What are we doing?
Oh, you can just sit there.
What are we doing?
Oh, you get to sit there.
She told me to come here!
No, Rich, you can't...
Why is he so sad?
Because you told him to stay on the way over there like he's...
He's fucking sick, he's fucking sick.
We can only run caught on a trip.
What the hell do you have going on on a trip?
You can't be sick.
I have to drink with Emily.
I've caught it.
Emily?
She has to do that, too.
Mm-hmm.
Let me do it.
Emily's fine.
First time I've caught.
Oh
It does my dogs much of it. Oh, it does. It sounds like it sounds like you're back on
Yes, dogs from
Let's see if I seem to get it
That's a sprinkler
That was good awareness. That's good awareness. It's not gonna wear this. He thought it was a fucking
You're in the summer. What did you think what else could possibly be?
He thought it was the white kid that was gonna run up on a street house
It was a skateboard
the coyotes that she's trying to fucking sleep on you.
You know what I'm talking about, little coyote?
Punt kick right to the dome.
That's your bite you're gonna want,
but you got fucking rabies, let it fuck.
Okay, that's cool, he's gonna be dead.
I'll survive rabies.
I think, right?
Do you survive rabies?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
I said it before, we confident, but I didn't know if you could survive it.
You probably got the shot.
Do I have the shot?
Sure.
Well, I probably got it when I was here in my green card.
The rabies shot?
Yeah.
They gave me like 30 shots, bro.
He is an immigrant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why'd you say it like that?
I'm an alien
Oh wow really?
Yeah that's what they call you on the documents
Oh an alien?
Yeah all this shit though right?
Like you locked in American citizens and all that shit?
No, not citizen
Wait not yet?
I don't want to be one
Oh Trump
Yo Trump, we got one right here again
Yeah bro, just a law abiding citizen that pays millions in taxes
I guess if he likes you, he can get you for a citizen
If you just broke you'd be out here
Oh god
No good ass though, let's fuck down
That's like that, bro. Damn guys. I'm sad. I know
We did okay. We did a segment earlier today. I mean Emily where we were like, oh guys
We you know this sad core segment. What's your favorite moment?
I know we recreated what we thought you guys found it with the
It was she was doing impressions like yeah, but me and me Rosie and we were like just imagining you guys were there
That was really good. What was what's your age impression?
I was like, yeah, man, I'll load a shit fucky turn.
I'll talk like that.
Walk, walk, walk.
I'll talk like that.
So what was your...
Mine was last night's pool segment.
It broke too.
Because I feel like it's the most fun when we get to do stuff at the house.
And it sucks to everybody's like...
That was fun when people get thrown in the pool, huh?
That was nice!
When niggas get thrown in the pool, that's just hilarious.
I hate that. I hate it.
It was really awesome. I took a nice little bath.
You like that type of drink.
She thought her hands would get dropped in there.
It's okay. I'm glad she liked it.
It was strange.
It was okay.
What's your guys' favorite moment?
Emily.
Oh, I'll go. My favorite. Well, I have a lot of favorites.
Well, eating the Wagyu with everyone was great.
The one that was sent to me. And then also the gaming at the...
What is it?
Not your friends and playing games together.
That was very funny.
That was great.
There you go.
Yeah, I'll probably say the game part too. I don't know why that was my favorite.
I thought it was going to be the minutes part.
Me too, but it was so good.
Yeah, it was.
The game was good.
I personally liked the thing last night, but I also really liked the gaming.
Which part?
The pool segment.
Like the pool part?
No, no, no. Not like the pool like the before the pool like when we were all talking.
Yeah.
And like running around like that was really cool, but not like the pool. The pool was like not fun.
Just hanging out.
Uh-huh.
Raise your turn.
I liked.
Do you have anything expensive on you?
Oh, my phone is in my pocket.
My phone is right in my pockets.
I liked all of Universal.
I really liked running from security.
That was fun.
I liked Hogwarts and my butter beer.
The fucking beer was so good.
I got drunk with my friends.
I didn't feel like I was streaming, I was just hanging out with my friends.
Awesome
Yeah, and I low-key
Yeah, I don't probably like it. I like the car segments. We really just talking to chat
Battles everything. Yeah, that's good. What the fuck are you talking about my mom?
You did it the whole fucking time
I'm so sorry
What did he say though?
What was my favorite moment?
What was my favorite moment, Senna?
You loved Universal.
Good.
Senna was one of your favorites and just us spending time together and getting to do stuff
was great.
Oh!
That was good!
That's what you got!
You got it!
He's a listener.
That's not what I said.
Yes you did.
That was okay though.
That was your favorite.
They liked the boat ride.
Oh.
That was good.
I like the boat ride.
Ooh.
Oh, sorry guys.
No, it's cool, yeah.
I'm glad you got it.
The boat ride was the late ride, it wasn't even...
They liked the porn talk segment.
That was not a segment.
Yeah, they...
No, that was not a segment.
That was about 10 minutes of that.
I did like yesterday's post-credits
when I was fuckin' making this run from the game.
You were a scary demon.
Yeah.
Well, it's crazy.
Yeah, they were on the poor no-consec.
There's no me like the Disney's right now. Can I say oh, yeah
Wait, oh my god in the Michelin. Oh, that was me. No, like I'm here to the Wagyu the food was okay
But they spent like us doing it was fun. Yeah, that was cute. It was fun. Yeah
Yeah, I will I bring a data twirl around like a ballerina
Okay
Fuckin' talk today, bro.
Fuck.
But Agent is leaving us tomorrow.
Oh, Agent!
You don't fuck with us.
Yeah, I'm doing a whole drinking thing.
I'm just gonna sit there and watch you guys get drunk.
Wait, so you're staying?
No, no, I'm going.
Oh, I'll miss you, Agent!
Hey, Caleb!
You know what's crazy?
I didn't anticipate how fried going to Universal was gonna be.
It was a lot, yeah.
Yeah, but I had fun, it was more fun than I thought.
I think at first when I, like, simulation rise,
I thought, ooh, Mickey.
Oh yeah, the kind of lame.
Yeah, but it was actually quite fun.
It made me want to watch the sickle me.
Oh, you should!
I love the minions.
Yeah, yeah, that is.
They'll be like, wow.
Did you see Toad today?
We didn't go.
We didn't go to the epic.
Wait, where'd you go?
We went to Disney to do the brains.
Because epic, Toad wasn't going to be shown,
so we didn't go there.
What does that mean he's not going to be shown?
He's like, he only has certain times he comes out,
and then we missed it.
Oh.
There's no point to go, because there would be no Toad.
You didn't go tomorrow?
No, that's OK.
I already met tone ones just saying.
Yo, I already met tone ones.
It's OK.
That was pretty great.
Well, we're going to do Epcot.
First time at Epcot tomorrow.
Every time I go to Epcot, it's like cute, like it's like.
Yeah.
You've been here before?
Yeah.
Wait, you're going to this Epcot tomorrow?
Yeah.
You already been?
Yeah.
What is it?
It's like Disney, like Princess.
It's like the castle.
Is it?
The big Disney castle?
Yeah.
It's like Disney.
Oh, that would be sick.
OK.
Right, Chad?
All the old movie shit.
I thought it was.
Yeah.
Right?
Yay, exciting.
The club is fun.
It's just a Disney park, so it'll be good.
OK, I'll be honest with y'all.
Orlando meets it all.
Really?
OK, meet city, meet city, meet city, meet city, meet city.
It's a family, we were dealing with Karen,
and the lady, she was like, oh, yeah, people everywhere,
and you're filming, you'll deal with Karen
and stuff like that earlier in the day.
Very course.
It was just annoying.
That's what I'm telling Niggas, bro.
Orlando, Niggas and Flora.
Orlando, yeah, y'all part of Florida, but if it wasn't
for Disney or whatever, let them fucking meet in the club,
let them fucking meet in the club,
y'all just gotta land on gas.
It is like a party, what the fucking colleges and shit,
but other than that game.
But you also drive 45 minutes for mid-experiences,
have you?
Unless it's a-
I don't care, no fucking reason.
You know what that means though, right?
What?
Next place gotta be more better.
Ooh, next place!
Yo, what if next place is like out the country, country-like?
They were talking like I'm talking the whole time on this flick and now we're really talking.
I'm talking you're going there everybody looking different.
Yeah, they skin tone different, their eyes is different, everything different.
You didn't realize that?
Afrika!
I'm down for Japan.
I'm down for anything over there.
You're not doing Japan.
I'm doing Japan.
Say Umbro.
Umbro what?
Shit, Captain.
Why are you saying that?
What you hat?
I went to Japan.
I went to Japan last year.
I have family in Japan.
Why don't I go to Japan?
Hmm.
That would be crazy.
Wait a minute.
Guys, you know, I messaged in the group chat we have and I said, does everyone want to
go to Japan and no one responded?
Maybe we just didn't see it.
We forgot it.
Yeah, we didn't see it.
We didn't see it.
Sorry.
We didn't see that one.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Were we all in the group chat?
Shit.
Yeah, it's everyone.
Everyone.
I said, what do you guys feel about Japan?
Nobody in the group chat?
I think you guys are crazy.
I said, what do you guys feel about Japan?
Nobody ever said anything.
You don't imagine us in Japan doing the murder
question on the city, and shit, gang.
That'd be crazy.
Holy fuck.
Or we could go to some shit.
Or they could go to a lagoon.
Greece, we could go anywhere.
No, Greece too, or a man-sick.
Is it?
Yeah.
Greece?
So that's some shit I would say, like farm shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anniversary, but the proposed type of thing.
You gotta go somewhere that has like, hella, like.
Things to do.
Yeah, activities.
Yeah, people, yeah.
but it was greece, italy's
italy's more than two though, isn't it?
more than two guys is like romantic
florins sounds nice
we gotta go someplace cool
what about india?
we can't do india
this is the flip-flop
what city though? which city is the big country?
i would be down
which city? name a city
uh... des...
do you even know which city?
Woohoo!
He's computing.
It's moving slowly.
What's the city idea?
New Delhi?
Oh, New Delhi is it?
Or Bombay?
Bombay, Bombay, Bombay.
Bombay, yeah.
I've heard of that one.
And there's one, I'm blanking.
There's two, like two big cities.
New Delhi, Mumbai.
Mumbai.
Close enough.
Bombay.
You know what it is?
There's a restaurant called Bombay Bazaar going up.
You think we could actually get an international trip together all us four yeah
We just have to lock it in yeah, you know better time to lock that muck bug in there right now
The other way to walk it is you guys it's on these things you so we might as well lock that in
We're gonna take that time to do that with you know
I mean you're scared and you need a cracker
Because every single day is only packed for me, so I have to pick a day that's not packed
Every day is packed for me
Bro, I have all the time to laugh with a marked schedule, gay
He's just lying
I swear my life
Oh, you can't move it
You can't move it
Liar
You don't have one day, he's a liar
You don't have one day where you're a liar, that's all
Even the desktop days are fucking something
Oh, that's something I do have this resident evil game. I'm not
Resident evil
He's not skipping resident evil to do zombies what I could play is up is that any time after that you go
Resident evil at any time
You know how you're not large gonna take you to be resident evil a day. Oh a day max two days
Well, he's about
If you want to complete everything
47 that shit
You're not okay. You got a day one, but you don't want to merit on it under said
That is by the game job. I will merit on it
Okay, then just take a day
If you don't want to stop the game out, don't sweat it out take your time
some of it's not going out you guarantee
that i'm dead as soon as she's more afraid to do it would be that i'd been
i want to do this you want to do it so i don't want to be asked like she's
been stated the whole time she's like you know what i mean right now right
he'll be like
i'm like what the fuck are you doing and then i'll scream and run away
i'm not gonna yell at you
you're not gonna scream
if i see that you try i'm not gonna yell at you
you're gonna go like
You're a hundred K's the safest has ever been. Yeah
I
With Emily with me
They take a gamer is it yeah, I play with them for I play robots when we couldn't jump up so fuck the stairs
They're all saying no we don't think them know you're losing yes
They all say yes, they're saying no. I don't think no. No chance of fucking knowing me. Fuck.
They're gonna be thinking fuck what are you doing?
Why do you do that?
I gulped. That was a trash gulp. That was not a good gulp scare.
Zombies is considered FPS? Yes. Oh, I don't know Raid.
So what? I don't know.
Is it considered FPS? Like, shooting the zombies?
Okay, I don't think I can... I'm really bad at FPS.
She's gonna get...
All you gotta do is take your train and run to a rayjet.
Okay. Just go behind him?
Yeah, just go behind him and kill your zombies.
Use your knife to shield.
Okay.
That's how you gotta do it.
Okay.
That's how you gotta do it.
Man, it's massive. But you and Rayz, you can game plan about that.
You got it.
Alright, I'll believe you.
I'll believe you.
Fuck all that, man. We'll be going next, bro.
Oh. I don't know. We'll have to see it.
How'd you get the prize?
What are y'all, what was y'all, I looked at what it goes through.
This is what I'm doing in the nows, cause I know once, once we leave here.
I don't know, Japan is so easy, not easy, but like, it's so obvious, like it's obvious, Japan.
Which is still cool though, but like, I wouldn't be mad if it was like,
Oh, you wanna go to Luxembourg maybe, or you wanna go to a random place?
Korea could be k-
Yeah, wait, what about Korea?
You feel me?
Korea would be cool.
Fuck it, fuck it, it's Switzerland, it'll be cars.
Oh, guys, Switzerland?
Name two cities in Korea.
That's why I'm good, I'm alive.
Seoul, fuck it.
And?
I don't even know Seoul, okay, shit.
Pyongyang?
What the fuck?
No, oh no.
What?
Different Korea.
Oh, really?
North Korea.
Oh, my bad.
Oh, okay.
No, not Pyongyang.
Wait, I keep remembering.
North Seoul?
Oh, my bad.
Is it Pyongyang, North Korea?
I keep hearing that name.
Oh, okay, that's North Korea.
There's nothing to do up there either, by the way.
Oh man, that's the next character of his North Korea.
Oh wow.
Locked that one in.
Australia.
Nah.
Hard to live in a floating game.
Africa should be cool.
Brazil, Mexico, Philippines.
Canada.
Why would you kiss your lips in Canada, dickhead?
Why would you go to Canada and fuck Canadian bitches?
What?
I just kiss your lips like we didn't come to Orlando, bro.
Like we just told them to Orlando and they kissed his lips over Canada.
What?
What reason am I going to do a streaming candidate besides fucking holes?
Oh wow.
Look at that fucking shit.
He's in his fucking community asexual by the way.
There's lots of things.
There's lots of nature.
What?
Lots of nature.
Fucking maple syrup.
Beautiful.
That's the taste.
That's two things.
It just depends on what vibe you want to go for it.
Oh, yeah, I just came back from Canada twice
But it's like whether you could do that you do nature in it fan it fan it Banff. Yeah, it's like the most beautiful park ever. Yeah, I
Don't even want to call it apart. It's like
He doesn't know what it is. He's got all the country to choose from your truth for Ken and McFrozen. I just said fucking Japan and you said
Monuments now you're from he just called Orlando made the state that he's from
Canada got fucking bad bitches that's it
We're over the fussing holes and come back we're in your state right now. You just called the city mid
By the way, it's fucking Orlando now time. Oh, that's shit. Well, that's where's the big city that
We thought about going to a different country game, okay, we don't even consider Canada a different country
That doesn't spot when they can spawn from a come over here from we don't live over in the moment
That's why this nigga here. I'm here for the moment
Ethiopia
I mean, what's your goal with this shirt?
What's your goal?
This is probably Japan. Ethiopia is gonna be expensive though. What about Japan?
Guys, there's a chat a chat recommendation is Thailand
and
box
They do your idea of like what countries provide
Super dementia bro
This is the South Canada instead of the senior tower in Drake House in her Thailand Sanity Boys bro
No, but he instantly started talking about women he can fuck in Canada and I said no
Every time I talk about Canada
We're in fucking Thailand
Canada got some beautiful women
But so you want to fuck women in Thailand, you want to fuck women in Canada
I'm not fucking nothing
Okay
Argentina nah, okay
They didn't do me that hit like
You know, you know in South America you put Argentina first country
Right beside the people right beside Brazil to be quite Frank
It's gonna either be Japan
It's gonna either be Brazil Korea is either gonna be Korea. It's not gonna be Mexico
Are they gonna be like somewhere over there like some shit?
I'm about to drag y'all shit. Like there's a lot of like
Fighting game arcade places that are still opening all in Korea games
So is like the it's like the beauty center like everybody loved that
Oh my god. Oh it was over there, right? Yeah
Yeah, you're good. Yeah, you're fine.
That was good manners of you, man.
Bless you.
Oh, it's not.
I can't even turn around. I was ready for it.
I don't want your fucking mucus flowing out your nostrils.
I like South Korea, you know.
Korea? I've never been to Korea.
I've never been to Korea.
a couple months they have like camera like phone cameras only and then it might be really limited
to certain areas really not that we can ask remember live tell you china hit china's fire
china didn't fuck about cameras fun with friends yeah in its bare cities i went alone when it was
boring my mom what yeah you want your mom now it's kind of but maybe yeah
You like it in China?
It's really good.
Ni hao, ni hao, ni hao, ni hao, ni hao, you'll be fluent in Chinese by the end.
It'll be great.
Did I make it right?
You didn't make it right?
Actually, I wasted it by letting you fucking pilgrims cook again.
But like, we were, he was like flipping it a bunch and I was like, I don't know if we're supposed to be flipping it.
Look at that fucking pilgrims game.
Oh, what?
The other time I remember.
There was like shit popping everywhere.
Uh-oh.
Great.
Yeah, Siva, like, in our defense, you said it was really easy.
I thought I'd never have to do that.
Everybody knows that I put the steak, right?
Yeah, sure, I do.
What?
A little bit probably, but it's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
It's fine.
No, Caleb, the steak you ate earlier had blood in it.
Normal?
Yeah.
It's meat, bro.
What?
Are you okay?
Of course I'm gonna do that.
Shh.
Do it again.
Shut up and watch me fucking hit this fucking...
What was that, Ali?
It's been over a long time.
Oh, God.
Shut up and watch me watch me fucking darling.
You didn't even get it all the way back on board.
Oh, it was happening.
I was fucking kidding.
You were doing it correctly.
Performance anxiety.
Watch me more fucking darling.
It's not walking a dog, you have to walk it on the grass.
Fuck!
Oh
So we're going Paris no Switzerland
Beautiful
Let me guess you're going with someone
That's not even a fine shit destination my nigga go to fucking Italy with your friendship
Beautiful view
Yeah
That's a whore that's a bitch you follow it's not a shit. I hope you would fly fucking whore out
Yeah, I'm assuming someone you're taking serious game, but either way
Shit different game, I don't know I saw dude dance go by myself
So you guys go everywhere though go by yourself over the court for a week and fucking two million
I thought he met a white girl in Switzerland remember that was German
Okay
Nazis
No, you said you said that crazy shit
Totendo, that's keynote
I do I do not trust rage
No, but you can't bring up the watch of Russia
I know I was drinking in Russia right?
I was in a car, I feel like.
Yeah, what are you doing in Russia?
I eat.
Fight Bears and shit?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you got to say about Moscow and Russia, man?
Siberia.
Is Russia cool?
Yeah.
How do we go to Russia?
Hold on.
Hey, um, Dagestan, one, two years, Dagestan and Russia?
That's not right.
That's the nation, though.
Oh, they said we're going to get put in a gulag if we go to Russia.
That's a love thing.
I feel like we do some fucking shit in Russia for some reason.
Bro, I just I just had to go somewhere and see it for myself
Just tell me something. I'm not leaving no more
That's fair. I had way less problems human child than I do here
There's a lot of Russian tick-tockers that I see all the time. They're always really nice and they like they say they like America
So I don't think the citizens
Fuck the weed that she was doing wherever she goes across
It's my nebulizer, dude. They fucking catch her
They fucking break up your aim highs
I
Know if we can decide right now can we
What I
Yeah, come on, Ray.
I could probably make some chiché.
Yeah.
I ain't got no camera.
Mark's probably going to make some chiché.
Munch is probably going to be a spot and do that share.
Wait, so we can see Tyler again next month?
That's amazing!
Like, no, not at all.
I don't trust.
Because all of us can get together again.
I thought about zombies getting killed.
Care, Gingo?
Yeah, care.
Oh, wait, that's not going to go, like, that's auto.
That's not how we do that soup.
I promise it is not.
What the fuck?
some of the summers of shit
don't say
hey man
don't say
why not though
why not
we don't want to do it bro
no i'm too busy
like what the fuck
it's alright man
it's okay man maybe we'll just wait all the way till summer time
no all the way
no don't do that bro
we're not going to wait all the way until
April
April a May what maybe the only thing with April is I have to be kind of on
Standby except for one trip. I'm gonna run down. Hey, what about a mate? Oh, no, you're gonna stand by all month
So, no, it's because we have the guide for the tornadoes. Oh
Tornado, I'm not how much you plan to buy you move it out the way. I got Australia. I'm going to really soon
This oh
Oh, that's cool.
Yo, Chet, we gotta hold up.
I am looking forward to that fucking, whatever you go to the fucking Amazonians game.
Yeah, that's gonna be right after.
That'll go crazy.
We will be watching.
That's scary for me.
We will be watching.
I saw this TikTok that was like, why you will die in the Amazon.
Nah, we won't die, we won't die.
I was a little nervous.
You're like, at night, the predators come out and then it's like really scary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a little cockadiles in the con, doesn't not worry about it.
Okay.
The TikTok was kind of disturbing.
Oh yeah, don't send that to me.
Okay.
It was scary. I don't want that one.
He's gonna die.
I guess I'm just gonna wait on y'all.
Whenever y'all want to do something.
What do you do with that cosplay?
Soon. I mean, we're gonna do a fucking 3-day contract.
Soon.
So let me do that after the cosplay.
Really? Really? Okay.
You're gonna do that for 3 days?
Yeah, it's been like a year.
That's crazy.
She's been at move home since then.
That is true.
true yeah she's in touch with the tower homes and said the last time he's in my
house he threw a bag of flowers or instrument yeah but we're content though
yeah yeah that was cool worth worth worth worth and we'll do it again for
sure no not in your new house if I went back in time and at all else he's
renting guys weren't we're not make we're not making the plan but we will hang
out again right? Of course. Right? Yes. It's hard to decide on a country. It's, we're not going to make a cruise.
The country is a time. Oh time week, time like May or April. I think it's, I feel like May is a good, I feel like May or June.
Yeah. It's fine. May beginning of summer. The beginning of July. Well the August, I can't prove it. How's your November's looking?
Yeah
See you in November this is a GG Twitter. Yeah, I'm booked up all the way to October guys. Oh, does it be?
I mean I'm booked up early. That's like July. Yeah, yeah
Scrips
I'm here to save you. All right, I'll pick the place and I got it because it's really hard internationally, right?
So I got it care to Kansas
Look at that tomatoes
Emily, why are you making- you like Nebraska!
Yeah, I wanna take care of Nebraska, I'm not a dimwit.
What?
I'm not a dimwit.
This is an international-
Bro, we can't make the internet, we just broke.
Come on, bro.
Come on, fuck.
I never heard nobody call somebody a dimwit in so long.
You mean a dimwit?
Why would we do that?
That's great, perfect.
Kansas is the home of the Buffalo's, Wheat's,
Kansas State Wildcats, Ame High's birthplace,
Emmeru's birthplace, and Clint Boyer's birthplace.
That's our line.
What is Clint Boyer?
Who's that?
No idea.
Is that Clint Stevens?
What, what, what?
No, I hear NASCAR driver, but,
No, who the fuck is that?
No, but listen, I think there's a lot of,
and, and, and,
and,
Sunsets and skies and real just life moments for the four of y'all
Colorado being better picked at Kansas
If I'm being serious yeah, soft creator for sure or Switzerland or region countries, but anyone who says Japan retard
National Re-Tart.
You're a Re-Tart?
I'm a Re-Tart.
What?
I'm a Re-Tart.
You guys are all Re-Tarty.
All previous and Re-Tarty.
Have you ever seen Japan?
They've been to Japan.
You really want to go back?
That's crazy.
You've never been to Japan?
I've never been to Japan.
Well, you've never been?
No.
Oh my God.
You love it.
Yeah, I think I would.
Oh my God.
Go to YouTube.
Your rage goes to Japan.
Watch the bar.
You'll be there.
You're gonna say, I'm gonna hit the same.
Hit the same.
No, no, no.
Since it's that, we can go to Japan.
Japan and he can't go cuz obviously you know I mean it's like so what's
Go
hahahahahaha
alright man fuck up, more face
fuck?
fuck you
fuck?
yeah i think south kree is probably gonna win
i'd be down!
i think it'd be fun
i'm down
interesting
South kree would be cool
yo chat, what's that movie with the train?
train of Busan
we got a busa, we got a little soul
that's cool
okay, a busa and a little soul
yeah, yeah, we should probably spend most of our time in Seoul
But
We should spend most of our time in Seoul
There are things to do with so many things you can do
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay
It's a lot of good content
We used to do numbers
Rages, we're going to that border, nigga
We're gonna step on a fucking landmine, nigga
Oh, that's cool
We're gonna step on a fucking landmine
I think it's a great stream
That would be cool
It's a mine sweeper
We filmed North Korea from across the world
That's a banger stream! He's going to that border!
Crazy!
I'll be at a business with better detectives than you.
How about that K-Drama where the bitch gets on a fucking paraglider
and she acts as a paraglider to North Korea like a bozo, or a dimwit as you would say.
We should test to see if that's possible. What movie is that?
Here's a K-Drama and then she met a North Korean nigger that was a soldier in North Korea
and he fell in love bro and he edged me for a whole season!
That's the movies, bro. We would be tortured. I would be tortured.
You! I would be... I could be in class, personally. I could probably sneak.
No, you don't know. Why do you think that? Why do you think that was good?
Guys, I watched so many YouTube documentaries. I watched so many YouTube documentaries about sneaking across that border.
A weird amount. I could do it. There's like a... there's like a link.
She does not have ninja. She does not have ninja.
She walks like Squidward, nigga.
I was thinking that post I'm gunning you down
That's an easy headshot too, dude.
That's an easy headshot.
She would do an animation without fucking fucking shaking her fucking freaking game.
A headshot in a lot of shit.
No, my show center.
You know, you play in card and you see like a bright light.
Just a reflection.
They're aiming back at us!
Oh, let me do a set of Korea.
You can't use it. You're actually drooling.
Wow, Korea in May.
Let's go, okay, so let's go Busan and then to Seoul to North Korea.
Great.
That's like a lot.
From Seoul to Korea.
But no matter what though, we should really, like soul use for the most of our time of soul.
I'll keep it a bug, because it's the biggest thing by far.
My thing is, if it's going to be chaotic, we're going to be on the train, we're going to be doing these things.
I just, I'm going to need my headphones.
I'm going to be listening to Kalani. I'm going to be listening to some Kalani.
So, that's it. That's it.
We don't need to, don't stress out all the, ah, ah, for me, don't need to panic.
It's not going to be that chaotic, bro.
Jeju Island?
Are we- are we- are we- it's us-
How long do you kids have to take for us to get there?
Well, if we say till May then, boom, we should take about, you know, three months.
Mm-hmm.
That's a long time.
Yeah, super long time.
Cool!
That's gonna be a K.R. trick, isn't it?
That's the right decision, right here.
Alright, look, I got some shabu-duh lotion tomorrow.
Yeah, we got shabu-duh lotion? You guys got any shabu-duh lotion?
Not right, yeah, really.
Ah, shabu-duh.
I got some.
You got some?
I got some, I guess.
Yeah, I got some too.
Are we locking that in?
Well, I'm a little nervous because they're saying South Korea is really hard to film.
I don't want to get rid of all the problems.
I think what we'll do is we'll just do our research.
We don't have to bring big cans.
We'll figure it out.
If fan fan went there in stream, I feel like we just asked her for advice on what all day was allowed to and not allowed to do.
That was great pulls out of you.
Which is also bad.
I'm not even talking to you like this.
I fucked with Shea Butter.
Yeah man.
I fucked with Shea Butter.
Not great.
I don't understand that one.
I fucked with Shea Butter.
No, I didn't understand it.
It's fine.
He's just a fuck out of Shea Butter though.
Nah, I don't need a stone.
Oh.
Oh, he used to.
He used to.
Tell him we got a Shea Butter flavor though.
We got like a cocoa vanilla one at Target.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, we just go to Target, we get the cocoa vanilla one.
And then soon...
Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
What? No, nothing man, nothing.
Say it. No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
Skim, I love you. Love you, Skimmy.
Ooh!
So we're not locking anything in there.
No, we are.
No, because, uh...
Wait, wait, we actually have the research statement.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yo, you want to go to North Korea so bad?
I could cross that border. I could do it.
Wait, why do you watch that shit?
I've watched maybe like 17 videos on customer forum, so serious.
They might not let me in.
Are there foreign videos?
Huh?
What?
There are some foreign videos in there, you know, bald.
It's completely like a red flagger, because you don't want so many videos.
Not South, South Korean, I don't do that.
I mean, do they check your YouTube history?
No, they don't.
I'm safe.
I'll be surprised with China, do you?
I said just look at China.
China, do you?
Wait, let me try it.
Meet the King, can we be the cameraman?
No, Rosie, you're the cameraman.
What's the most strict country that's like, yo,
Is it North Korea?
I don't know, yeah, it might be, yeah.
Like, in the whole country, North Korea is like, the biggest?
Of course! North Korea is definitely the strictest.
I've been going around a lot, shit.
When we went to North Korea, it was like, amazing.
I was just saying, like, the battery goes there, and it's like, upside down, girl.
Like, Ella Chin was like, yo, what the fuck?
What if they're like, show!
They don't want to get on the off, because of that everything.
The phone is ringing.
We've been waiting for you all night.
Yeah, they got most Korean off, because I go crazy.
I don't think so man. They risked your time doing that
Man the cage on my watch they would
Last week it was Kansas, so
Israel
I'm so excited to talk about this.
Great stream, that was so awesome.
Cara's the best.
We love Cara.
Cara's awesome. Orlando was great.
You're a moose side Asian.
What the fuck are you talking about moose side?
That will be the worst possible decision.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's right.
I'm just mad like dang.
We were jetclips.
We're done.
Oh my god, that would be the world's worst idea gang
Hey, you're not recommended no more spots gango you retired
I'm sorry bro.
Wait.
What?
Wait what?
Yeah, my mom will cook this food and stuff.
You said eat your mom?
No.
What did she live at?
Oh.
That's what I thought you said.
Why would he say that though?
That's what I thought you said.
What?
Did you say that?
No, I said beat my mom.
Neat!
What are you talking about?
Israel.
Emily, did you say beat your mom?
She lives over there for a day.
No, she's not home.
It is real?
Yeah, in Okila'a.
What the fuck that gotta do what we talking about?
LV, yeah LV sir.
No it's not a V.
It's not a V.
That's not a NOS.
That's not a Galaxy.
Alright, I'll make this.
You wanna hit?
Yeah, I like that.
If I make this, you gotta go in the pool.
For revenge, for me, for Emily.
Hell no, I don't.
I
Not if you did I'd be impressed
I was gonna watch for sure. Yeah
You've been managing a lot this weekend I saw you have you ever getting picked up by everybody
It was three niggas that had to move me from that spot
I gave you a piggyback ride earlier
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about, gay?
If he fell a lot too, no.
I'm ready for bed.
I'm tired.
I'm gonna go to Disney World tomorrow.
I'm gonna like to sleep soon.
Now, what time are we doing that?
Oh, no, but I need to sleep.
Four?
What?
No, yeah, we're going out like two or one.
Okay.
Yeah.
How can we drink it yeah, what we're day drinking? Oh
Okay
Like rides to rage if you want to do rides
Wait, so, so I get to be drunk and sit down drunk or I have hot air.
Don't worry, I'm gonna throw up.
Nah, I think it's not gonna be that hot tomorrow.
I can sendee.
You just fucking said get a roller coaster.
W. Sweeney.
Yeah!
Bye, agents.
I'm gonna miss you.
Yeah.
Come here, come here, come here.
It was lovely.
My love.
Yeah, I won't be dancing though yo
We're gonna get a little highly unlikely bro. What they ready to do a little highly unlikely listen, you know
It ain't gonna be his wife at his fucking wedding, gay.
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
You're a fucking dead, then get the fuck off.
Yeah.
Jack?
Hi, guys.
It's been a fun, long, seven-day week.
Just come to an end.
Yeah.
Wait, seven days?
Seven days.
All week.
Just come to an end.
All week.
agent is a very busy man
it's not me obviously as we can describe here
very busy man so now i'm good to go next month
he'll be leaving us tomorrow because he's so busy
well i'm excited to do it as soon as possible
as soon as he may be next month
yeah may
uh... so we'll be seeing you all four of us at the same time soon
and before that we might do zombie shit
before that
how exciting
maybe
maybe before may you'll do it
scared so I gotta I don't want to pressure her. You know what I'm saying? But it'll be fun.
Um, tears out of your chest. You see Arrow tomorrow but not care.
Wait you'll see, Car, car, car tomorrow. Wait no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree. Cree.
REC. REC. REC. REC. REC. REC. REC. Is that the best we could do for no one?
Ah, I thought it was-
Recording! Recording for Rec! Rec! Rec! Rec! Rec!
Eric
You guys sound like you're sick
Alright! Alright!
Be out of here and chat
Love you all.拜拜