you
I
Like gonna gonna gonna got a sexy voice bro like in the most non-gay way possible
I could say that you really got a voice that I can listen to all day, bro
There's no other way to spin that shit money to listen to this
Did you hear that?
I'm pussy, nigga. I got a pollen allergy.
I did ask him to have a pollen allergy, bro.
and I brushed my teeth.
Okay, I'm a cat, be honest with y'all.
I did the most degenerate shit possible today.
Word, I just sat on some shit.
Today, I woke up
and I wanted to drink a bang energy.
But I hate drinking anything
after I brushed my teeth.
Shit tastes bad.
I did a dry brush money guy use no toothpaste. I
Just did the normal brush and I did the floss is that crazy is that crazy cuz in my head
I thought nigga, I'm gonna burn my teeth when I get back to the house
I had to do some shit at 10 a.m. Game. I had to go do some shit at 10 a.m. I don't know if that's crazy, bro
I don't know if that's crazy. I still brush my teeth though. I just didn't want the taste of the toothpaste money girl
So I'm in this me keeping a buck being all the way up front with you nigga bro
Seriously, most niggas wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't bestow this type of
Transparency honestly realistically bro realistically
You never show up without soap.
Come on, gang.
You ain't never hardly done business letting the water hit you and sitting there and sitting
here fucking talking about.
Come on, bro.
Come on, gang.
Come on, bro.
You ain't never did that.
You ain't never got into the shower.
Hey, hey, hey.
So you're back.
You ain't never got in the shower
So you're back
This is why I know you're niggas and liars
This is how I know you're niggas and liars
Because a real nigga would have just taken a real shower and later
And sometimes you get in that mess and you just like you don't want to do nothing
Now there's the other side!
You mean to tell me every time y'all hoppin' to shower you soap.
You hoppin' to shower for the third time that day.
Once in the morning, once after the gym, once before you go to sleep.
One of those three you don't just sit there, nicole?
Come on, man.
Frauds! We got a bunch of frauds in this bitch.
Look, look, I thought I was the biggest fraud here.
No, nigga, you. You're the fraud.
You're a liar.
And I caught you, bitch. Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, you!
Alright, niggas have my Emily Core.
Come on, there's a difference, though.
Nigga, I take showers.
I take showers, bro.
I take showers.
I'm just saying, let's say I took a shower this morning,
okay, like I did, all right?
After stream, if I take another shower,
I might just sit in that bitch.
And before I go to sleep, I take another shower.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Y'all think this is not that clean, bro?
I hate that y'all sitting there pretending like,
ooh, ooh, ooh, get a shut up, man!
Look, I have, let me get my excuses out of the way.
Let's focus up.
The Mr. Beast 50 streamers for $1 million,
Obviously come out as you guys know, I did not bring back the dope for the agency and
I'm about to come up with a lot of excuses. I can't wait to let these fly
I'm super fucking excited for this excuse session. We're gonna have today
And then I look you want to see what happened after I got back
You failed us. I'll be honest with you. It was a 2% chance
No, do you think I'm superman
Do I look like Superman, nigga?
It is a 2% chance.
It's 50 of us, right?
Do the math.
Chance of winning is 2%.
I failed you?
Barely, barely.
Your father failed you.
They're hit home for like 20% of people.
The other 80% are laughing.
I think he said fuck you.
He definitely did actually ages as to what he was why am I getting one minute 14 ads
Yo, word to bro, I cut my ass in half two days ago game.
It worked, because I looked at my ad revenue,
and I was like, what the fuck am I,
nigga, what the fuck is the point of ads
when it's not making no bread, nigga?
So I literally cut it in half.
So you complaining now is fucking crazy.
You should be, you should have been here three days ago.
You know what I mean?
And even three days ago,
it was half of what it could have been.
So now it's, you're on quarter ads, buddy.
I reduced the shit.
I didn't even fucking brag about it, bro.
But now that you bring it out,
let me brag about the shit.
I will win away
was locked in bro was locked in Mr. Beach
But he was 18 hours a day I
can see that
Most niggas I will say cap but I can see that no no no no no no is dashing playing the two games
I was fucking trolling about
Bins!
Yo, I gotta watch that while I eat later, gang.
I gotta watch that while I eat.
Yo, it's all my dumb days.
It is.
Drop the beat.
This is.
Please play it.
Please note that though.
You're my boss, I'm my mother, I'm my king.
I'm the king of the world, I'm the king of the world.
It's got me on my back, it's got me on my back.
I'm the mama of that happy video.
I'm the father of the guy who killed me.
I'm the baby.
What in the hell, man?
What?
Get out of my way, mister.
It's not that.
I'm the mother of the guy who killed me.
I just want to hear the story of the story.
And I'll only live up.
Mr. Beast, relax, bro.
I got to put out my fucking headphones, Gabe.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
50 streamers, $1 million.
Yours truly, coming back to the cast.
I just shot 50 of the biggest streamers in this queue and it won't release less than $5 million dollars!
These are the biggest streamers in the-
RAAAAH! That's me! That's me!
Who are the worst and the last one of them to leave?
I'm being sad!
He's gonna be co-hosting with me for this video. Do whatever you want.
Keep streamer in the air so I thought it would make sense.
I'm trying to get some people out.
You're annoying!
We're locked in together. We're locked in together.
Alright?
I'm one for real.
I'm not a Spanish one.
It's about for the man.
I think it's all about strategy in here. Me, I'm one for the way.
He's just gonna blow up the door and get on the floor, start twerking, and I'll do it.
I don't.
They're saying if you want me to, I'll do it.
Niggas said first screen time.
I really don't want you to do it.
I'm gonna be doing a Q bomb, but I'm gonna go crazy.
These streamers, all they know how to do is go live or lazy.
I just feel like the IQ's a little lower, too.
It's dropped a lot.
I'm curious how you're gonna switch it up.
I'm gonna kill someone, so I'll be scared.
No!
There's no way!
I'm gonna clip on them!
I don't think it's trash.
You're looking at the wrong.
But it hasn't happened yet, so...
Eeeeewwww.
Let's get the shit out of this.
On this wall is a photo of each of you.
No!
I'm your vote angel, don't you think so?
No, I think...
Maybe you throw balls at me.
Oh, backup on the purple line!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..
You all are gonna get one paintball shot,
and all you have to do is you're gonna throw a bottle of the streamer that you hate the most.
After all 50 of you fire, the five targets hit the most will be eliminated.
Oh my god.
Step over.
Why is the twisty-o there?
I'm gonna be honest, if I'm not mistaken, he failed for somebody that bailed last minute.
I think he was just supposed to buy, he was just there to be there, because you know,
he's twisty-o.
Fine, if you want to shoot first.
Oh.
Alright, sketch it.
Come on up.
Who do I shoot first?
Shoot first.
No, you shoot that way.
Sketch, which of the streamers would you like to eliminate?
Wait, he missed.
He missed.
Oh, that was bad.
Who's next?
They give me shot.
Ludwig.
Let's see who Ludwig shoots.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
We are not a streamer.
Yeah, that's the CEO of Twitch.
I'm going to be honest, he is a streamer.
But easy target.
You're about to get banned, bro.
Hey, hey.
I'll take your man.
Who wants to shoot next?
Excuse me? Excuse me?
Come on, man.
Let's go.
You're not going to get me banned, man.
What are you aiming for?
Ludwig, of course.
Damn, no!
Ludwig?
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
Can I bring up something real quick?
Yeah.
You're going to miss, old man.
Oh!
You know why I didn't like Ludwig doing all he was
What's he doing?
Cause he was fucking bringing attention over to my name, and if anybody had slightly bad
aim, they would accidentally hit me trying to aim for him.
I'm like, lovely, shut up, nigga, up!
So I'm trying to form Clint, nigga, there's a million dollars on the line, bro.
Oh, he missed!
Yes!
I'm an easy target.
I know that was all perfect.
I'm an easy target.
Someone's going to accidentally get shot and then it's going to snowball.
Archie, come on up!
And the brutality continued.
Archie!
They began targeting other streamers.
Oh! Oh!
I saw it!
Me!
And the streamers fog right back.
Oh!
And just like that, the Leafs like streamers are starting to reveal themselves.
Three people are on the chopping block. Who's next?
I think we shoot whoever shoots us.
It was like people are aiming at whoever aimed for them.
I don't know about anybody. Kind of.
I'll shoot zone. I'll shoot zone.
Hey!
Whoa! Oh my god!
I don't want to take anyone out. Is that okay?
That's hot again.
Wait, it hit Arke!
It hit Arke!
Holy shit!
WTX on Poki!
Look at what we've got!
Faze Poki!
They got...
PASCO!
Wow!
I am for the ground!
Well, aside from that...
The streamers targeted people.
They fought with the biggest threat.
I'm already clapped back!
Clapped back!
Get back!
Defender Aura!
Did you just shoot yourself?
He shot himself!
You're a hero!
More later!
You're him!
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
Dang, how do you shoot yourself,
though, dog?
Like...
Come on, dig?
Like...
Who made you wanna do that, bro?
Now explain yourself!
They even started targeting people
that already had points.
I had to play a save. I can't make enemies out here.
In order to decrease the likelihood of themselves
getting eliminated.
Strike shot!
Oh!
But not everybody has the perfect aim.
You're going to miss.
Oh, yeah, if you miss.
You missed!
No, I didn't miss it.
Yeah, you did!
I didn't know I missed.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Excuse me!
Oh!
Excuse me!
You fell off anyway, nobody got it, buddy!
Hey, now they're really gonna get you up.
And thanks to XQC's outbursts,
the five most targeted streamers finally revealed themselves.
Change the lights, man!
100% streamers finally revealed themselves.
This is what happened.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I overheard XQC talking to two other streamers
and he said, and I quote, AMP, AMP, AMP.
essentially saying AMP is gonna vote together,
which we were.
So, I relayed the message and say,
I don't know how you might as well pack the nigga
that sound like he's already starting a rebellion.
Cause I'm telling you,
the biggest group here was the French niggas.
It was like six of them.
And they were gonna vote together.
And then it was AMP, we were gonna vote together.
And then it was phase, they were gonna vote together.
Okay?
So once they start targeting the groups is gonna be a problem.
So then, well, two, it's two-fold.
One, I think we had a chance to save Senna
if we just focus somebody.
And then I focused, I'll be honest with you,
where to bro, once I saw XQC was out,
he had like four things, I focused courage.
And I may or may not have convinced like five people
to focus courage.
And I kind of made him fucking,
I like, I made an enemy at the Nikkei 30, by accident.
I didn't know that Nikkei was gonna try
and get back for his mains bro.
Change the lights man!
You five are now 118s.
Not, it's not random!
It's not random!
He's the reason I lost the NASCAR tournament!
He's the reason!
He spun me out!
Wasn't random?
But once a guy gets one hit on him, everybody else
wants to pile it on because it's safer.
Before he left, XQC had something to say to the streamer.
Nobody wants to MP.
The music is trash.
Nobody wants to MP.
And look, I'm going to end it here.
Are you guys ready for the second game?
Here we go.
Fucking end it going so bad.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, it's sin.
Change the floor.
I didn't expect this to be so good.
Oh baby.
We got the Lamborghinis!
Ah puppy bitch.
Yes!
Wow.
Nice.
What a view.
It's about to win this Lamborghini for your viewers.
Let's go.
But here's the thing.
This next skin is optional.
Whoever volunteers to play this game will be blindfolded
and called to fill their hands up on that game.
And takes it up, closest to 10 minutes will win it
and literally go live in this cube
and give it away to one of your viewers.
Everyone else who places their hand on
and loses the challenge will be eliminated.
Okay, so if you want to compete for this Lamborghini,
step inside the circle in the next two minutes.
Oh, that's a good deal.
Bro, you get an easy stream.
Oh, I'm afraid, I'm afraid.
I will step in.
Now go in and get sketched.
48 seconds.
I'm thinking about the clips.
Get in there.
33 seconds.
Oh, my God!
What?
10.
How long is 10 minutes to be three minutes?
I don't know.
Just two minutes.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Come on.
Let's go.
I'm going to be honest.
I didn't step in the circle chat.
I just felt like y'all deserve better than a hurricane.
You know what I'm saying?
of Temarario, of Walto, of Ventador, even if it was yours, I would have hopped in that
bitch for y'all. But I know like if I gave one of y'all a hurricane, you would have been
like aging. Come on gang, like really bro? Seriously dude? You know what I mean? You
gotta limit it for a hurricane, Monica. You know what I'm saying? Like I was thinking
of y'all when I didn't step in the circle. People enter the circle. Let's see who wins
the limbo. I'm gonna start the timer at three, two, one. The rest is on you.
It's gonna be the longest 10 minutes for them.
Everyone is locked in on this game.
They are focused on play.
But just like the ping-pong game,
chaos was about fat to do it.
I think that's time, guys, you're good.
15, 67, 30, 80, 60, 20, 20, 20, 20, 10, I...
Hey, hey, hey.
So, right there, Britishers get lost.
7, 37, y'all.
Two minutes. Two minutes.
Five minutes. Five minutes.
10 seconds.
10 minutes.
6 minutes.
Time is ticking.
One is literally going to give away this Lamborghini
and the next 10 minutes, three of them are about to go home.
Oh my god, sketch is stressing.
Come on, sketch.
Oh, all right, we have our first person
to take their hand off.
Eh.
Hey, he must have been hungover again.
No, no, no, no, like, even when you were there,
like, you could tell it wasn't 10 minutes yet.
You know, like, but hey man,
Maybe he was trying to pre-fire the shit.
We're not sure.
Am I good?
It's been like five minutes.
No way.
I lost.
Yeah.
No.
Because when other streamers are sabotaging you,
it's almost impossible to focus.
All right.
I'm a man.
For a while, they didn't realize at the time
that the last two players had a different strategy.
Wait, you guys were using that timer.
They had Alex, who were tracking the time on their vlog cameras the entire game.
You started right on time?
10 seconds before, I'll tell you, I'll tell you that there's a lot of people, okay?
She's got somebody, he's got somebody. It's good strategy.
That is the lamest way to lose a game.
I had 9 minutes, I'm going over there and I'm sabotaging the whole game.
I'm getting that right now.
This is gonna come down to literal milliseconds.
Yo, I'm taking my time, I'm taking my time.
Wait a minute, she's not, she's not.
This is called Kong.
Yeah, it's called Kong, it's for sure.
9.13, 9.36, 9.37, 9.38, 8.
Ah!
Anyway, I realized then I'm so happy I didn't jump in.
I would have lost to the people using timers.
Because I thought to use a timer, but in my head, I thought,
oh no, it's probably not allowed.
I assumed, I learned from this event right here,
you got to ask, and you got to ask.
Am I allowed to do this?
Because you don't want to be allowed to do something
No, not now.
But he doesn't say you can't do it.
You all need split second, wait on each other.
Here her hand came off first his hand came off five friends later, which was closer to ten minutes
You've even for the both test systems that's good strats
They use the timer that's good strats and it also if one of them gets eliminated
Realistically either one of them when they went for each other that's so you might as well
It's like it's like a sacrifice fly in baseball
You might as well try and get the lamb because your sister still didn't be in the game, bro
I would like to say that I'm disappointed I think I have brain damage. How is I so bad? You should have made a friend
Well, I tried I didn't know I could cheat out, but I love cheating
French streamer reboot one and he's about to get one of you this lambo right on the charts guys
That's all that brand new Lamborghini.
That's your, that's your.
That's your mocha.
Andy, I asked him, I said, yo, what's your drive, gang?
You giving away a Lamborghini?
What do you drive?
You don't have a car, he Uber's.
I said, man, you need the lamb.
You giving away a lamb, you ain't got to wait, man,
when we talk about it.
Come on, bro.
And he's like, yeah, Uber would be expensive.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
yo.
I just gave away a Lamborghini,
One of these streamers will be winning one million dollars
for not a penny
to give away on their live stream to viewers like you.
And if you aren't already subscribed,
we're super close to hitting half a billion subscribers.
State moment, God!
I think my viewers would be happy to know
that I didn't fight for them today.
Jimmy said the next game is gonna be brutal.
All right, it's time for the next challenge.
Change the floor.
You'll decide if you wanna play a video game
or a sports game.
Yo chat be honest, which one you choose? No, bro, my which one are you choosing in this situation? Oh chat
Which one are you choosing in this situation?
Facts you too
You'll decide if you want to play a video game or a sports game 10 people from each side will move on
Meaning over half of you will be eliminated
Rubius, if you step in this video game,
it's locked in.
I'm not going there.
Okay, sports?
You four are believing you're athletic ability?
I'm just not a gamer.
A lot of gamers over here.
You guys don't want to try the sports?
I know my strengths, and it's not bad.
I think I'm a top ten gamer in this room.
Placy.
I really do.
Placy.
I'm great at both.
So, I'm actually choosing who I want to eliminate less.
You're a gamer.
DDG, you're last.
Okay, we're going to kick things off.
Let's play in the sports game first!
Are you ready?
Dude, I'm scared, bro.
Behold the sport they're playing!
Easy move!
And we're behind the goalie!
One of the greatest soccer players in the world!
And Ronaldo's biggest rival...
Speed!
If you score, you move on.
But if you don't score, you miss or you stop the ball.
You're eliminated.
Give your guys a second to shout at guys.
Well, while they were strategizing, this happened.
Wait!
Oh!
Oh, wait!
You left!
One way!
What?!
You left the queue!
The only rule is only to queue!
I didn't even get to stop your goal.
Hey, we have our first up 10 eliminations!
What is wrong with you?
I got excited!
I wanted to say hi to Speez, my favorite streamer!
My favorite streamer.
That is a crazy way to get out.
Is there anyone who wants to shoot first?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
You know I'm gonna save it, right?
Nah, don't think so.
You don't think so? You want a bet?
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe.
Oh!
He did it!
That was impressive.
Hey, that's how you do it!
That was silly.
Who wants to go second?
You want to shoot?
I got you nervous, man.
Oh, man.
I'm not stressing it.
I would score.
I'm stomping his goal, baby.
You're missing, bro. You're out.
You're out of the video, bro.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to be honest.
In this exact moment, everybody looked at each other and said, fuck no, nigga.
I'm not kicking it.
Because he walked up mad confident, and in French, nigga, it's good at the sport.
And I'm going to be honest with you, if we didn't let it in, Domingo would have
been packed too.
It was right in his hands.
In this exact moment, I looked at everybody else
and we collectively said, absolutely not, bro.
We all just hit badly.
Everybody went to the back.
Get out!
He just too good.
He does his soccer.
He loves soccer.
High five!
The door's that way.
Thank you for the invitation.
It was crazy.
No problem.
Thank you.
Anyone want to put their feet in their own hands?
High, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high.
No, we all can't hide.
We all can't hide.
They see us! They see us!
Hey!
And you can't hide behind the briefcase!
They say we can't hide.
I'm playing with this!
This is a joke!
Since no one wants to go, I'm gonna draw the...
Speed is natural for an athlete?
Duh, yes. Speed is natural for an athlete.
But also, the area we were kicking from
is further than the normal penalty line.
In a goal of small game.
Name out. The person who's going is...
Andrea Botez.
I'm never kicked a soccer ball in my life.
This is my out.
Take care.
You're going down!
Maya!
I'm so scared of speed, man! I'm so scared of speed!
I'm going up!
Crazy.
Freak!
Snake out, Turks!
Let's go, man!
Let me explain.
Obviously, you guys are wondering why I was aiming at the roof.
And I would like to say there was many different factors here that led to the result that everybody
has seen here today.
And I would like to say the first result is right over here.
This door, okay, excuse number one, okay.
Let me get into this problem.
All right, do you guys see this line over here?
This line over here, there's like a ridge, OK?
And the ridge, actually, if you grounded the ball,
it would hit the ridge, and it would bounce.
It would bounce.
So number one, obviously, it was like a speed bump in the way.
Feel me?
Number two, we weren't kicking on grass.
We was kicking on flooring, bro.
The flooring was just throwing me off.
Number three, I'ma keep it a buck.
It's kind of like when you go to a rodeo or something like that
and you play the carnival games,
it kind of felt like that
because the ball didn't have no air in it, gang.
Less air involved.
Four, it went no ton of practice, feel me?
And I feel like at the end of the day
it's all about practice.
No practice time.
And I'll have you know,
nobody, aside from steak volunteer to go,
you have to start picking names out of a bin.
He put all everybody name in a hat
and he started picking names out of a bin.
And essentially everybody that got picked
except one person,
which I'm sure we're gonna see right after this,
got eliminated.
And the one person that got in did some trickery.
Otherwise, she would have also got eliminated.
So the goal, the shot distance was longer
and the goal was smaller.
So when you guys think to yourselves,
age is zero, why were you eliminated?
Refer to these six factors here.
Shit you.
Let's go, man!
You got no gas, shit bro.
No air, man!
Act like it's called losing.
Come on, look at that!
Whoa!
Okay, the reason why that upset me, Chad, is because he edited it in a different order.
I went after Wendy and when speed saw that happen, he said,
I bet, bet, I bet.
And I was the nigga that had to kick next.
I was like, man, fuck.
That nigga about to try this fucking asshole.
He don't speed a fucking try hard.
I'm like, God damn, nigga.
We only need one more elimination, Nick A30,
who's one of the most popular Fortnite streamers
in the world.
Come on.
Why did you realize that's a fire excuse number seven?
Speed just got scored on.
God.
I thought he was going to be like a push-up contest
or something.
Oh, he said it's a swat.
I'm running, bro.
OK.
He's not a soccer, though, or football.
If he misses, that's it.
They all move on.
What?
Rebekah
Rodean Junk
I thought that was going out
That was a good goal
This could be the last elimination
Great
Fight her up, fight her up
If he misses, all of you move on
Oh
Are you sad or happy?
Chris is hilarious
Sorry bro, I hope y'all lose the last one
No, I'll leave you alone
No, wait
Bracott too?
Say he's sort of God-recognizing
I
The reason why I didn't do the gaming shit
I'm not in that bitch with a whole bunch of niggas. Okay, these niggas. Hey fool. It's miss
Feel me come on game. This will deal gamers nigga. There's quackity in this bitch. Come on bruhs
Every room you need to sit there and they're gamer gamer gamers
Yeah, I was afraid because I thought I thought the sport was gonna be soccer and the game was gonna be fortnight
That's what I thought.
So I thought if it's Fortnite,
I don't think I'm even top 10 in the building in Fortnite.
That's what I thought.
I thought it was gonna be Fortnite or Mario Kart.
I'll have you know, past this point,
I don't know what happened.
These people.
What video game do you think we're about to play?
Oh my God.
I'm a video game.
Pac-Man.
I'm a video game.
Did any of you say, Fortnite?
No way.
So actually, what?
You're playing Fortnite.
I was a Fortnite prolly!
You think I can do it?
We're gonna be doing a battle right now.
Bring it on!
All my computers!
I would've got Friday for tonight.
I would've got Sunday for the video game challenge!
Woo!
We chose this game because Fortnite made streaming
what it is today and launched multiple of your careers.
So you're gonna play until 12 of you are eliminated.
Everyone understand?
All right, now start the match!
I'm already getting the match,
so we're not dropping into the match.
I'm dropping out! I'm dropping out!
Instantly, all the best players teamed up, including Tifu,
a legendary player that's one of the best in the world.
And their first objective was to get in a plane.
We taking planes, guys?
Feels so safe up here, probably.
Woohoo!
Bro, we making it out.
Gotta get that top 10.
But on the other side of the map, another group was formed.
Is that you and from me? Oh, yeah.
I'm scared.
God.
But some players had a different strategy.
I'm gonna hide the whole game.
I'm scared.
We're looking for y'all.
Your guys' strategy is to sit in the plane,
not go fight them, man-to-man, mon-on-mon-o.
No, we will.
We're living the suspense build-up.
This might be the players' salty answer
because everyone is dead focused on the game.
I am shocked.
I thought for sure people would be out by now.
I think as the zone's just smaller and smaller.
I'm not for sure, Nick.
8.30 would choose gaming.
Bro, you won the best game or is Nick?
It's gonna get a chance quick.
Because in Fortnite, if you get caught in the shrinking storm, you'll take damage which could eliminate you.
Causing players to make rookie mistakes.
No, finally.
I died from falling off a cliff!
Yo! Oh my god, no!
That's how fall damage works man.
Come on, that's some Mr.NXT gameplay.
It's like a tall cliff dude.
That wasn't even no regular cliff game.
I see players to make rookie mistakes.
I got it! I'm falling off the cliff!
I'm falling off the cliff!
Oh, dang it!
It's okay.
And because the storm is closing in, players started running.
Hold on, she got packed!
Yeah!
Oh, she got locked in!
There we go, we need...
Oh my god.
Oh, it's too much bad!
You better back to me first!
I had three eliminations down.
You guys dropped all of this.
Recurring continues to get smaller leaving only nine eliminations to go and while some players are successful at avoiding combat others are not so lucky
While the most feared players are
Flying in a plane
The quickly closing storm makes it difficult not only for the less experienced players
but it causes even the best players to make mistakes.
Lacey, what the fuck? What the fuck was that?
Who's they gonna pay one more?
That is only one more player needs to be eliminated.
Remember, one billion dollars is on the line.
Your fucking line is on the line.
It was K-Boo!
No! No, bro!
K-Boo got out!
Yo!
I'm telling you, he's losing four nights!
You two are four-night pro players!
I can't believe I lost a fortnight!
I was gonna haunt you forever!
I was gonna 1 to 10, how sad are you?
Look at this, 9.
Wow.
What are you saying?
God, Mr. Beast of the League!
Look at this, wow!
Look at the console here, man!
What the fuck?
Get the nigga 20,000 and some shit!
Bro, you can do that!
Look at this, 9.
Wow.
You are eliminated, comrades.
Oh, man!
I'm really surprised we made this easy to drop.
And with that, welcome to the Top 20!
I thought it was like boom, boom.
I thought I would get a heart attack.
It was so intense.
I'm here.
Yeah!
I'm so excited!
You guys ready for the next game?
I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four, two of which will be eliminated.
I need the 20 of you to split up into...
Tyler won got a big forehead and we don't talk about that enough.
Look at that.
Dome on that nigga bro.
Look at the dome.
Goodness gracious man.
The teams are four, two of which will be eliminated.
Okay, okay, so we can make it.
Atoy, Atoy, how many teams?
We're twenty, five teams of four.
The entire team is going to be eliminated.
You don't know what skills we need.
Do we have somebody that's smart or do we have somebody that's big?
I'm dynamic.
We gotta get our squad and split them.
We need one of our teams to go to your team, because we are five.
Keep some Spanish speakers there.
Armand Mezcal, viewers, it's going to plum in on you.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
The gamer team, the all-arounders baby.
Now that all five teams have been selected, this is my favorite game of the video, Change the Floor!
Bring out the podiums!
I'm gonna please stand on top of your boxes.
Wait, what?
You guys will be going first. Throw up the shaves!
In this next game, these shaves will appear randomly on the floor,
and you now have 10 seconds to remember where they are.
Okay.
Alright, they're gone.
Spin the wheel.
Alright, let's see what it lands on.
Their sink is...
Square!
Go!
So because they got square, they now have to go where they think the square was and
fit inside as a team.
What do you think?
We're not confident.
We're running together.
This is gonna be fun.
Oh!
So because their team only had one streamer in the square, they get...
That's how to get eliminated, bro?
Bro.
What?
Get a long point!
Long point!
Oh, they're not eliminated!
And their team with the least amount of points are eliminated.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Okay, yeah.
They're beyond the pattern!
That's a no-win.
You're watching.
Can they beat it?
We just can't be cooped up together.
We gotta be like, well remember, remember your shape, bro.
And just remember that spot.
He's cool.
What is this, being starred?
Go!
Starred, starred.
All right, they gotta just start.
I'm not gonna lie, this is the hardest shape.
This center right here, this center.
This center, this center right here.
You know what, ooh, I don't think that's it.
Wait, he's like, he's still reaching.
I think that's it, guys.
What did Jason?
I think I did, but that's the hardest shape.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know if I'm right or not,
but I think they should remove two people.
Because I think trying to fit everybody in
might make it harder to even get anybody to fit in.
Tell me when you're ready.
I think I left it with you.
Especially if you say it's the hardest shape.
Yeah.
Reveal it.
Oh.
He's out.
Come on.
That's it, that's it.
How much, how much?
Two points.
Better than one.
I know that.
That was perfect formation, though.
You can't get that wrong.
Hey, but we got more than him.
You didn't get more than him.
Shut your mouth.
But Jason, two teams are going home.
It's okay.
Let's just hold for the best.
Listen, there's nobody.
No one gets one, bro.
There's nobody.
Someone gets one, we're safe.
All right.
Reveal the shapes.
Not only is it difficult to remember
the location of these shapes.
Star, star, star.
But with a million dollars on the line,
Squirm, squirm.
Your competitors will do anything
before you all.
Oh, Diamond, Diamond, Diamond, Diamond.
Hi, Diamond.
Diamond, Diamond, Diamond.
Diamond.
That left foot's off, bud!
Move your feet back this way!
How do you feel?
You guys feel good?
Yeah, I'm feeling good.
Are you all there revealing?
Yes, please.
Okay!
Reveal the diamond!
Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go.
Nice!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Diamond hit it, dude, bro.
Okay, okay.
And diamond might be the best one again.
Okay, amazing.
If you score more than two, you are guaranteed.
Reveal the shades!
That's pretty hard to do.
Let's go.
Squarespace, yes.
Go, go, go, go.
Hey, look, look, look, look.
Squarespace, squarespace, squarespace.
I am in the middle.
I am in the middle, I am in the middle, I am in the middle.
Who picked this spot?
I don't know.
So if you're not in, it's Tyler Schwall.
Absolutely.
Do you want me to reveal it?
Yes, y'all.
Let's go.
Reveal it.
It's the wrong one.
Whoa!
Two points.
Two of you are out.
Tyler said verbatim, we're I'm in the middle.
I am in the middle.
My toes were in the middle.
Your toes were in the middle.
My feet, my belly were broke.
The other were baddest to where we need to be.
I can take two minutes, better.
I also hope to reveal the shame.
Rage! Rage!
Don't let others hit by me!
They're all locked in.
Oh, he's dialed, he's dialed, he's dialed.
What is our shame?
Trial!
OK, right here.
This is the middle.
How confident are you that you're in it?
It's right beside the seat.
This would be easier.
How are you not confident?
We're trusting in women.
You got me!
So, Wendy, you memorized the triangle for the team.
Yes.
Do you think you're about to win?
No, Wendy!
Now I'm going to be on her team.
Let me know if you want to do a reveal.
Let's go.
Reveal.
Reveal the shape!
Oh, they got two points!
Two points!
No!
Let's not do that!
It's me!
So, every team scored two points by yours.
What does that mean?
Can you translate to French? You're eliminated for them.
We're eliminated, guys.
Guys, he's got a hard time. Look at his hard work.
He's got a translate.
Thank you for everything, man.
Aw, thanks for coming out.
Tell me translation, dude.
Thank you.
You got at least one lambo.
No problem. Thanks for coming out, boys.
Sorry, it didn't work out.
It's in.
Now we're gonna run for it, time-breakers!
Switch the lights back! The game continues!
Reveal the floor!
I'm out of health and nerves for this one first!
Right here!
My team's not up there!
Oh, they're taking longer!
You can put your feet like parallel, they don't gotta be straight.
Oh yeah, readjusting constantly.
Reveal it.
Oh my god, that's all four!
That's all four!
I can't be crazed!
Who's-who's-who's remember that?
Star, star, star, star!
Right here, that's-
Mario you went fucking crazy gang.
Oh yeah.
You went fucking crazy, Mario.
You went crazy, Mario.
You went crazy.
Now that they have a perfect score,
the team going home is probably one of you three.
Reveal the shades.
Circle.
Circle, circle, circle.
Here, right here.
I am in the middle.
Tyler was never really just straight.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's see if they're in.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hey Tyler, say fucking goodbye, buddy!
Right this shit the fuck up nigga hop on League of Legends!
You're outta here!
Oh no, you guys scored zero points!
Oh no!
Oh, you guys, there were two little Mickey Mouse ones right in front of you.
I got a square and a circle over here.
What is this?
All you have to do now is score one point.
Right here on the shade.
Shut the f***ing circle with Blake's mother, too.
What?
Circle, circle, circle.
Right, right, right.
This way.
That's still has to go they just have to score one point just mean one crazy
How everybody faxing up you know the French guys on the French teams Spanish guys on Spanish team the gamers on the gamer team
I mean there's only one team that still has to go
They just have to score one point just mean one. We're gonna want to reveal the shape
The kind out to three for me, but it'll be diamond star star star star star
Wee!
You're one thing about a nine-game.
Star, Star, Star.
There's no way Jason got it.
Hey, there's Jason here.
Right side, yeah.
You're good.
You guys, they're helping.
You're dead in the middle.
What is this?
You're going to just rage?
Hey, why lie?
I told you.
Star was on the line.
I lied.
I haven't even revealed it.
I can't believe it.
I'm gonna lie.
Having big feet is like a big nerf in this competition.
Like, for example, if Duke Dennis...
Let me check the fuck out man. Let me take a shit too far again.
Good!
Come on, some more, some more, some more!
Is that at least one?
Presses out of the star. Two of you are in and none of Tyler's team was in.
You die and they're gone.
I
After losing a million dollars if I can't my face and told me go play fortnight
I would retrieve the paintball gun from the first objective
We gave up.
No!
I absolutely believe it's my fault.
It's a team that has won this.
Well, take care.
Congratulations on making a top 12 to celebrate.
We're gonna have a slumber party.
Bring in the beds, the next game will be in the morning.
If it was the last few of us, I would, I would win.
No, because you said you were gonna eliminate me
three different times.
I was trolling.
All my teammates are gone.
All my AP brothers are gone.
I need a couple tick tock scores before bed.
That's kinda AC down a little bitch.
I'm trying to get close.
That's why Rekai attempted.
Rekai, don't do it, yo.
You came this far.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, stop.
You think that's funny?
You go to Clint Brown and Rekai touches the red line.
Ha ha ha ha.
12 of us left.
The pads are gone.
He's trolling, but I think it might do that.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning!
Let's go!
You guys wanna get more people out or just hang out?
Hang out.
Hang out? Okay, that's fine.
We're gonna split again.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jerry!
Sit down.
Oh, what, when you guys like strivers,
you have lives you have to get back to?
Yes.
Yes, please.
Okay, I need to check my phone.
All right, change the floor.
Oh man.
Oh, what is this?
Last one's like a circle.
I know Lamborghini.
No.
Chandler, come on in.
Last to touch, Chandler?
Chandler, please put on this blindfold.
What?
Man, just bring it on out.
I suppose to be a lucked blindfold.
What?
Oh my god, that would be my challenge bro!
What's your name?
It's a hit on the build.
We have Taylor, but...
What now?
That was giving a little misogynist, man.
Alright.
Wow!
What made you want to say that?
I pulled it.
We have dodgeballs, and there's one more missing piece.
What? What else? What else?
What, skates?
I don't want to skate!
You guys are gonna have chicken on your...
On your feet!
We did it!
And the first four of you that Chandler hits will be eliminated.
Oh, my God!
Yo, that's insane!
We got designer shoes for each of you and our cowbell.
This is a crazy game.
If this is how I go out, this won't be a sad day.
He was there.
and ace to stay in the corners.
I've played these games before.
Chandler, are you ready?
You don't need the old champ.
I'll have to upgrade his nerves.
First forehand.
You don't need knees for dodgeball?
We'll be eliminated.
Chandler, have that.
Oh!
One shot it!
What happened?
What did I get?
I didn't get somebody to give me a name.
I feel like I'm going insane here on these tricks.
This is crazy.
It was so loud a second ago.
No one is making a sound.
It is dead quiet in the room.
I was like, you got mad balls.
You guys can tell on each other, bro.
Tell me where they are.
Dude, I know where he's moving.
That was a good shot!
Bro, I heard the chicken.
He's shark-throwing.
Is anyone in this corner?
I swear I heard someone.
Yes, they assume at this point they're all on the ground.
Uh-oh.
There's people in this ground there.
Oh my god.
They're gonna have to make a run for it.
I'm so stupid.
You're going crazy!
No!
I'm so stupid.
You're going crazy!
Oh!
No!
I'm so sorry.
That's two of the four eliminations.
Is there anybody laying down?
Hold them out.
Oh, they're both fucking champs!
Oh my god, his aim is amazing.
I'm out.
Whitney, no!
No, that's here with the mission, Wendy.
Chandler, you're a monster.
Hey, y'all are going to stop running around.
Yona, Wendy, and Chris all just got out.
Next person to get hit.
What?
Yona, Wendy.
Yona!
Whoa!
Yona!
Wendy and Chris all just got out.
Next person to get hit is the last one out.
Chandler, it's on you.
I'm going to say call her that.
W Yona in the jet.
You're right. You're not troll, gang.
Did I just hear somebody right here?
I'm gonna hit you. You right here.
We're trying to type a negative half. It's on a hunt.
It's on a hunt!
Oh!
He's going to start faking out.
He's right there.
He's running near the guys on the, yo, am I alive?
He's like, he's retarded, but he's low key a fucking genius at the same time, bro.
I swear like he's dumb as shit, but like he's dumb as a bag of rocks
But he is fucking smart at the same damn time dog
You're gaming!
Have you got it on there?
What happened?
Oh no!
No!
Rekai baited you!
Yeah, a whole bunch of niggas from Spain just found out about Rekai
and they do not like them, bro.
Hey! Hey!
They use that nigga like a human seal!
Bro, we'll bait them when they do that!
Oh my god!
I'm the one who takes the win, any means possible.
And what's that?
We have our final win!
Wow!
Hey!
So much time being there, I'm just gonna die.
How are we still here?
I don't know.
I don't know what's happening.
You're crazy.
How are we still here, Gary?
Here's where I got eliminated over the last game.
Let's see if we can break the tree.
Only if we fight forward, I'm okay because it's one million.
So it's okay.
If I get the money, I will easily give it to my community.
I can pay for some of my community's college tuition.
I'm gonna share the world, share the love.
Como empezamos con todo esto lleno y ahora los pocos que somos se siente vacio.
Hay ganas de terminar y de hacerlo.
Before we play the next...
Nah, I would've done the same though.
I would've done the same though, chat.
Ray's not sharing it.
They have to.
I'm pretty sure.
The challenge was win a million for your community, nigga, not for your pockets.
I mean, if it's a win a million for your community,
you fucking put that motherfucking your bank account.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it's time to announce that these will just collaborated with the Super Mario Galaxy movie
These are literally Yoshi's eggs, so
Put a gun in my head and they can try to stand nigga and it tastes as good as hell
I get a gummy.
You got me some so good.
Wait, no festivals.
12, 7, 11, 5, 4, 1, 1, where you can buy these products.
You'll give them a try.
1, 2, 3, go!
Festival!
To be in the top 8 of all these huge traders.
Yeah, they legally did it.
After I lost the challenge, and I'm like,
bro, I just want to go home, gang.
I'm booking a car so I can drive home and shit.
8 hour drive at night just sulking, lost him,
Elm, whatever, whatever.
I think of all the things I could have done.
And they're like, yo, you wanna eat this chocolate?
Do I have to?
You gotta eat the chocolate game.
B to the top, A for all these few traders.
Doesn't sing.
It's either us or them.
We're picking us every time.
Why are you keeping one for me?
No, cause you're bad energy, bro.
You're bad energy.
People just don't like you.
Cause your reputation, I'm like, yeah,
I mean I don't know what this is.
I'm not the most hated person, bro.
You're there.
If I have a chance, I'm getting him out.
You need to leave.
Can I have the eight remaining streamers over here?
Change the floor.
I'm down to the bro-ro-kai-dot-bar-bar-bar, man.
I'm playing off-gotch.
Stand on one of these dots.
The order does not matter.
Just stand on one.
I'm going to let you pick the next game.
Cut the line.
I'm kind of nervous.
OK, you can open your eyes.
What the heck?
What's going on?
You all will decide what this game is.
What?
Oh my god, oh my god, bro is oh my god
Dude, I'm amazing at all these things
I'm good at ping pong and I'm a fucking deep in that air hockey. That's all I did growing up
I used to go toe-to-toe my fucking dad on both of these and foosball nigga. It's foosball
Bro, the rest of these challenges
Dawg's modernized right on my alley.
There's yourselves.
Shambles probably wanted to give you guys
all the toys and games you need
to create your own 1v1 challenges.
But no matter what, four people must be eliminated.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, which games will you choose?
I beat your ice and ping pong
and I never played for real.
You beat me one time, bro.
You beat me one time.
Congratulations.
We wasn't even playing regulation rules
and I was just fucking around.
I was trying a new move.
I was trying to move.
Don't even know.
When we started, Mr. King?
Dude.
You think he's born in Mr. King?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
King, follow this.
I don't play sports.
You've got plenty of choices.
Because Shopify hooked you guys up
with tons of different items.
Isn't that for?
I want to give a massive shout out to Shopify
for empowering entrepreneurs to grow their businesses.
A huge reason I'm even able to sell these tools
is because of Shopify.
You want me to go check?
Should I watch it?
They got a sorority twister.
Twister would be cinema.
They're about to land on a game,
and you're about to land on your dream business.
Shopify has all the tools you need to turn your dream into a reality.
But Shopify.com slash miscreation.
To turn that idea you've always had into a real business.
Hey everyone, come over here.
It's time to pick a game.
Gather around me.
Rubius, who are you going against?
You're my team.
All right.
Basketball, good battle.
What do you guys want to do?
1v1 to 7.
Every side has one point.
Channel calls Vowels, channelers, decisions are final.
She wants to do the same thing as them.
Shoot for a win.
Me and Scare doing Connect 4.
Let's start the game.
They have been decided.
Good luck.
Let's go, guys.
One of them is about to be eliminated.
Let's see who it is.
They put the one, they put one ammo on a fucking connect four plate.
You've never played this game?
The way you win is to get four in a row.
It's literally that simple.
She loses this game.
She's out after all this time.
Then it all comes down to where does she slide
that little blue circle?
Yeah, her heart is racing.
So much riding on Connect 4.
Ski guy, three-piece.
She almost had it, but he blocked it.
Uh-oh, Mari has a few opportunities.
She got a couple two-pieces.
Mario?
Well, you making a $1 million donation to Skebast?
I was like, oh, one thing she should have done, bro.
It wasn't one.
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh no!
That's like me when I play chess.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my God!
I thought she had it!
Winner, winner!
You're a winner!
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
You're gonna make me cry.
It's okay, it's fine, it's fine.
It was an experience.
I love you, Mari.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, cry about it.
And what is it?
Oh my God!
Oh, Super Mutant Mankind right now, game!
That's so much better than some Roman clothing.
The first one to make a shot from this side,
and that goal will move on.
Good luck.
Rick, come on!
Your shot broke.
Are you clutching?
You might get off the back of your nose.
He's the best man in life.
What?
I'm kidding.
Oh, that's upset.
Oh, man, hang on, hey.
Oh, Rage!
Oh, oh, oh!
That was good.
I managed to get my ESL sword, bro.
With Rage getting closer,
Gref turned to a different strategy.
Oh, you want my good luck?
Yeah.
Oh, oh.
What?
All right.
If this works, no.
Do I wash this head?
No, Niggah, you savor it.
Oh
Now he's doing it. Oh, okay
Great fucking shot you want a whole basketball gym, bro
I'm not going to lie, just strategy wise, if you didn't know anything about anybody,
why would you challenge a black American in basketball?
Just percentage wise, you're not setting yourself up for success.
This is his hand from now on!
Good fight, guys. Thank you.
Thank you, Jimmy, for that experience. Thanks for coming out.
Next up, Rubius vs. Hibai.
Little does he know!
Check out what this was. It is not easy to make a basket for him.
This is 180.
This is all you have to do.
If he hits it...
He's nice, kid.
Oh my god!
What the hell?
That was first shot!
I swear in my life!
Are you or a farming over there?
Like this?
Yeah, like that.
What?
Ah, I won't cross my tender goal.
Nah.
What do you want to say to the Spanish community watching?
Leave a like in this video and put in the comments.
Spanish-speaking community is the best.
Bye, guys.
G-soldier, good luck.
Bye, bye, bye.
That was not for the most intense game.
It's like even match-up, I feel like.
Do you think you're going to squash him?
Yes, obviously.
One on one basketball.
First to score seven points wins.
OK, unfortunately, I think Jason's a better Hooper.
And moves on to the top four.
Yo, he's pushing.
Not pushing.
He's nearly.
Come on.
I got the green channel to wrap so...
Oh my god!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god!
2-0 Lovercott.
Oh, is it 2-1? 2-1!
Oh, oh, oh!
Whee!
Oh, oh!
I was playing with rebound.
Oh!
The rules didn't say there was out of balance.
Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
Worse than I thought.
Every-
HAHAHA!
He is going down for Jason, he's gonna start scoring.
Oh!
Hey!
AAAAAAAAHHH!
Scoop, Scoop, Scoop, Scoop!
Kai is struggling!
Rukai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring.
Which meant fouling Jason every time.
As his football were up!
But for every shot Jason made, Rukai had an answer.
Would he play a losing ball?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh, no! They both wanted to win so badly that they were literally wrestling on the floor.
You've been a wrestler on the floor.
You can't guard me. You can't score.
Sit, no. You can't finish.
Six-three!
If your guy scores one more point, he'll move on, and Jason will be eliminated.
Oh my god. Crazy, punk.
Goes in.
OHHHHHHHHHH
That's how you know how to play!
Let's go!
Jesus!
That was intense.
Bro, get up.
Don't say how that homeless guy from here.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't even know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
Time for the final game!
That we're not playing right now.
We're actually playing it 24 hours after this video goes out.
live stream on the Mr. Beast channel 24 hours at 24 hours after this video goes out on a
live stream on the Mr. Beast channel.
What?
This is 50 of the biggest streamers in the world, so why not live stream the final game?
And on that live stream, you guys in the chat will decide what they play, the advantages
and have a huge impact on who wins a million dollars for the game.
I'm not the glazed.
Let me glaze real quick.
This nigga Rage is a main character.
He's a main character.
You gotta think about it.
If you stay close to Rage,
you essentially made it really far.
Like that mean technically,
I don't give a fuck of his dick suck game.
It's facts.
Damn.
This could be the biggest show ever.
And during this live stream,
a random viewer and chat will win.
you
Excuse me, uh, excuse me on the screen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me my reasons, it's the difference between excuses and reasons.
We're gonna celebrate it.
All right, here's the difference between excuses and reasons.
Tell me, I know that's right, I know that's right, is Maurice to react to it?
This is that even mentioned?
Mom, let's talk about we are watching the video, Mom, don't watch that video.
Honestly, honestly, you can see who really gaps in the reaction.
You can see who really gaps because you.
Okay, she's she beat me.
You're gonna beat me.
OK, fair.
Mario. Yeah, we go fast.
We see how you.
Put on your bag.
Oh, my God.
OK, OK, OK.
I got this.
Yo, it's Kithak, because he's crying, I want to call her.
Yo, it's you the one who cried.
Yo, just because y'all see my Twitch dashboard,
you're different from EDT and EST, as well as CST y'all slow.
Let's say there is a problem.
Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
What should I talk about?
She actually cried?
No, I'll be here.
I don't believe Maury, I don't believe him.
I'm gonna wait for her to finish the vid though, I thought I had to get out with that bro.
Do I even strike out as a bully nigga?
Most of the time I'm the nigga that gets bullied by y'all.
I don't even do the bullying.
CST was still wrong.
Like I don't even fuck about time zones.
ESC is the main time zone.
How are you 30 years old and unable to grow real mustache?
Oh, okay, hold on.
This is not a real mustache.
What does a real mustache look like to you fucking bozo?
What does it look like?
That just pissed me off, gang.
It's not real to you?
What is it, fake?
You can thank the government's botanical sexism for your pollen allergies.
What the fuck is botanical sexism?
What is that?
What are you saying, bro?
Back off, nigga, you wait close to the cam you chun.
Is that better?
See what I mean, you gettin' bullied? You got what I'm sayin' now?
Yo, three bands here, you better not be one of the first eliminated, my nigga.
Look up, NASA Artemis. They found the ball you shooted.
Yo, money is staying school, bro.
Staying school, staying school,
staying school, staying school, staying school, staying school.
They're lying saying no when they know they used to get
whooped for standing in the bathroom
for not showering as kids.
Artemis II mission is officially on its way to the moon.
And it comes after a final major engine firing
last night, local tents.
Our honor in the newsroom was more of what happened
on day three of this mission.
Scott Eric and Christie day three so far so good today the four astronauts are scheduled to have a CPR demonstration and they're going to carry out a communications test to the deep space network all after they sent us earthlings some pretty neat images they just captured all new photos.
I'm gonna be honest with you, this is not the best fit pick I've seen from Earth.
This is not the best fit pick I've seen from Earth.
I don't know if it was just having a rough day, a little bit of too much experimentation.
You know, you really gotta find yourself a little bit, the fit pick from 50 years ago
hit harder.
Least by NASA, show the first images taken by the Artemis crew.
For the very first time, we're seeing Earth from the Orion spacecraft.
body is getting reacclimated. It's been a few years since I've been up here.
We're NASA in the new generation. It's another giant leap for mankind.
We have just completed the trans-lunar injection burn.
Perliminary reports of a good burn.
In layman's terms, that means the process needed to boost the spaceship's speed fast enough
to break free of the Earth's circular orbit was successful.
We all expected a really just dynamic ride, a lot of motion. We were prepared to potentially
not being able to see telemetry, maybe even not being able to touch switches and it was.
Yo, that is like a claustrophobic person's worst fucking nightmare.
You think they fucking? Probably not, man. It's like 20 million cameras in this bitch.
They could not have, it's 10 days. It's a 10-day trip, dude. You can't have no
sex for 10 days. Very smooth. The four astronauts on this 10-day mission are
paving the way for future lunar surface operations as they circumnavigate the
Earth's only natural satellite.
Humanity has once again shown what we are capable of, and it's your hopes for the future
that carry us now on this journey around the bend.
The historic trip marks the first time humans left Earth's orbit since 1972's Apollo 17
mission.
First and foremost, I would just like to say thank you.
Your support and trust in us has enabled this.
The crew is expected to come back to Earth on April 10th.
NASA is pushing.
Yo, that's cool as hell. I can't lie. I can't lie. That's cool as fuck bro. Yeah, right? Okay guys
Okay, you can't just ask big questions do no research and then declare some fake money go
Okay, cuz I could do the same thing back to you. All right, I could say
If why what reason would the governments all the governments have to tell you earth is round for shit
No, right. What's what's what's the benefit? Why not to say it's flat who give a fuck?
Right? But that doesn't actually answer any questions. What what most of the flat earth
niggas don't ever do is research. If it matters to you, do research, right? Right or wrong?
Right? I drink hella diet coke. I did research into the the chemicals inside diet coke because
I was curious. So I don't give a fuck when niggas have to say about it that didn't do
the research. Y'all don't know. So if y'all care that much about space, go do research.
I'll be honest with you, I don't care that much about space.
I just like watching sci-fi movies.
I keep it a butt.
I like watching sci-fi movies, nigga.
And when they go out there, they usually come back
with sci-fi bangers, actually.
So that's all I give a fuck about.
Nigga, there's nothing they can find on the moon
that's gonna improve my life.
Research how to kick a ball.
They go, fuck you.
I know how to kick a ball.
Again, I will refer you to the list of reasons.
There was a ridge on the ground and the flooring sucked.
There was no air in the ball.
We had no practice time.
The shot distance was longer.
The goal was smaller.
His feet was tight because he just got scored on, nigga.
Y'all making me mad today, man.
Y'all really making me upset today.
Well, let me call Mario real quick.
I'm not getting trolled, I promise.
I'm not that type of guy, man.
Tell me why I'm calling her on discord. I don't know if I should have said I'm busy
So I'm calling talk on her on discord
This doesn't explain roof
Call Emily Emily is
know oh she was acting yo she was I around last I checked guys won't scream
okay who said Maya is so short I don't even see my I guess she is that short
huh oh we're copping on her so and I nigga it managed yo hello hi agent how
Are you now?
I really talked to me about your performance game. I got top eight
That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Yo, what made you want to uh, what made you want to pick connect for?
Because I can't play basketball and everyone else was playing basketball. I don't know what else I could have done
There's not a cooking challenge
What are the women are better at things than just cooking?
W's in the chat W. Can I get a W feminist? Can I get that's not that's not helping you?
That's not helping your PR. It's not helping your PR. Anyway, my point is it was like 50 games there
No ping-pong
What are you? What are you at? What a pit agent
His PR is untouchable. Yeah, W women brought up all women game
So did you just call me to not be happy for me?
You just called me to be mean?
No, no, I do have a damn, my mouth keeps dying mad fast.
Okay, can I share my screen with you?
Is it gonna be me crying?
No, I'm not a fucking asshole.
Yo, De La Boute, thank you for the five get there.
What?
Appreciate you with the five, Igor.
W5.
Yo, now I was thanking somebody for some subs.
Okay, so I have two questions.
I'll let me why they're not letting me screen share with you. I think I blocked you
How do my heart hold on wait, how am I calling you?
What is it you want to show me okay? I look at my screen and look at my look at your screen. Okay hold on seriously
I
I can't think of anything that you would show me.
Okay, I just had two questions.
Yeah.
Okay, right here.
Mm-hmm.
What are you thinking?
Is it the clip where I'm talking about how one of the small streamers there?
Yeah, what's going on in your mind here?
I'm thinking I'm top eight.
I'm the last woman here and I'm just happy that I got this far.
How do you feel about Rukai saying let's eliminate all women?
Is this what you called me for?
Okay, I have a better question.
Uh, right here.
Oh, okay, so you did call me if you didn't try.
Oh, you're talking about the Kinect 4.
Yeah, um...
What was your thought process there?
Well, my thought process is Rukai loud ass is behind me and he's yelling, not yelling,
but he was talking mad loud and not letting me concentrate.
They were all talking.
Right.
Oh, it distracted you.
I was distracted the whole time.
Yes.
And then I was frustrated.
So he was sabotaging.
Yep.
And how does that make you feel?
Agent, how about we react to your part where you miss that soccer ball?
How about that?
You want to see something?
to see you getting out by that.
Look at my screen, look at my screen.
I already explained my reasons.
Boom, it's on the screen.
It's crazy how you lost all that weight
and you still can't kick a ball.
Okay, fat niggas kick balls all the time.
It's not, soccer is a sport for everybody.
It doesn't discriminate on weight classes, bro.
Let me tell you that, okay?
Okay.
All right, so this is all my reasons though, facts.
Actually, that challenge was part of shit.
It was hard to kick a ball into the goal.
Hard as shit.
You got to think speed is like basically an Olympian.
Oh my god, that's reason number eight.
OK, yeah, that's really all I wanted to ask you.
OK, it's literally excuses 0-0.
Thank you for congratulating me on getting really far.
You know, I was the only woman to make it there.
I appreciate it.
I'll be honest with you, like I stand with all women,
So I'm real proud of you at the end of the day.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Well, I don't really see it as a woman or man thing
really at the end of the day,
but I'm real proud of you as an individual.
It's representation for all the black women
and Mexican women in this life, you know?
Not a lot of content creators were there
that were black in the woman side, you know?
So I'm happy.
That's true, that is true, that is true,
and you represent for me.
So hopefully there can be more black women streamers
that can look at that and be like,
oh my gosh, I can do that, you know?
instead of agent double zero missing a basketball,
I mean a football and missing a football.
Yeah, football.
A football, let's explain.
Am I supposed to open a basketball
for how bad you kicked it, you know?
If it was a basketball, it would have been straight money.
I would have been like Kobe, you know?
But no, no, on a real note, you did good.
I was crazy.
I genuinely didn't know what happened
after I got eliminated.
So I was watching that bitch like,
you could have stayed in the green room.
Everyone was in the green room.
I left.
I
Didn't care about everyone else. No, you gotta think when I got eliminated and we all just everybody just left you guys stuck around
Maya stayed and looked at everybody. I like she held me and she consoled me when I lost
Did you have any consoling when you lost?
Like you know, I took my ass in the car and throw
I know why yeah, cuz I had a car so I could just leave but some people had to wait on flights the next day
Yeah, yeah, because you get flew out first. Oh wait you didn't you uh, no, you know what happened? I'm a dumbass. I
Told them I'll just drive then I googled it. I found out that wasn't six hours. It was eight hours
So I just booked a last-minute frontier flight. Oh
No, yeah, he flew me Emily out in Maroo Senate first class on Delta was experienced
Yeah, I was there frontier was an experience to those three ladies
You missed on a free first-class flight.
That's crazy, because you wanted to drive.
I think that the drive hit sometimes, though.
No, Delta didn't,
so when she was the latest flight that day,
that's why we had to take it, chat.
Cause, yeah, the other flights, yeah, fuck you for that.
But it was a good drive.
We bonded, it was like a bonding session,
you know, with the bro.
You sold your crew, too.
They could have had a Delta flight, too.
That's insane.
I feel like-
I mean, I mean, hey man,
I think we all just really, you know what it is?
It's like, it's like when you fast
and you appreciate food.
It's like, you take frontier
and then you appreciate Delta, you know?
Hmm, okay.
I don't think I've ever flew Frontier before or Spirit.
You know what?
It's not bad.
Spirit kind of asks, but Frontier didn't.
What about JetBlue?
Cause I flew that for Josh's stream that he flew me out for.
I never flew JetBlue.
I think JetBlue cool.
Do they have outlets?
I don't think so.
I don't even think they had screens.
No screens.
Do they have Wi-Fi?
Uh, I think you had to pay for it.
I'm not paying $5 for Wi-Fi, I'm sorry.
What?
Of course you are mr. 11,000 subs. No, and it is you could do work
Maybe you do you'd be able to work on the plane is worth more than five dollars you work
You know the plan is the perfect time to do all your brainstorming you do it. No, don't add it
You don't add it. You don't you don't edit thumbnails. What are you doing on the plane?
Okay, it's rich
You think the only thing that streamer does edit thumbnails when you could just hire somebody somebody to do that bitch like a hundred
Oh, because you've got $100 to just, you know, throw around because you got $11,000.
That's great.
I mean, you could pay $10 if you want to.
I just, you know, I'll make sure you know.
I just want you to know I cried because I was going to give $1 million to all my viewers.
Okay.
I robbed.
What were you going to do?
How would you give away?
I was going to do college tuition.
I'll pay for every college tuition.
I was gonna pay for people's housing.
I was going to donate.
I was going to give Agent $5.
Showtime.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Okay, fire.
Fire, fire, fire, not me, I'm not saying no to fire.
A streamer for the people.
I'm joining Hercom.
I'm in, I'm in.
Wait, so you know who won, right?
Did you react to it?
It was the final four.
I don't know who won the whole thing.
Did you not hear?
Okay, they're doing a string tomorrow of the top four.
They're gonna do another challenge
to see who actually wins.
Did you not watch the video?
I did.
I'm asking you to-
You was too worried that justify
how you didn't make the ball in
and you didn't realize what's gonna happen tomorrow.
You're not listening
because your comprehension skills aren't fully formed.
My comprehension skills are off
but you didn't know who won.
Who won tomorrow, Mari?
Who won?
I'm not you do that beanie is so tired your head you can't fucking listen and I
think those fucking braids are so tight on your head you can't fucking think okay
that was really me I'm kidding no it wasn't I was actually really funny you
know someone told me that damn Mari why you got a better lineup than me
Because my edges?
Would you consider that a lineup?
Oh yeah, can I see your lineup?
Yeah.
Let me see.
No, okay, hold on.
AHHHHHHH!
Wait, A-Z!
Where are you guys?
Ow!
Hold on.
Bro, she's acting like I hurt her, gay.
Where are you gonna take it?
Please, please take it home.
I'm not touching that shit. Put that shit away, right?
Take that off!
Yo, that shit does not look like me.
Delete and return that.
I don't have my headphones in. I can't hear you.
That is the worst art you've ever done, bruh.
You are supposed to be a fucking artist.
You said I'm a good artist?
Yeah.
You like it?
Wait, take the- I want to see a side-by-side comparison.
Can you put your head- your beanie back off?
Take your beanie back off.
It looks just like you. Oh my gosh.
The forehead circumference, the wrinkles, the stretch mark.
You're Maury, do you hate me?
No, I think you hate me because every time I see you in person, you're always like, you're ruining the cut scene and then you'd make me leave.
No, no, you know what your problem is Mario you do this thing that some people do where you know you don't know when to
Like slide in a combo. It'll be I'll be made calm
I was made combo with I think Chris and Maya and you just fucking jumped in and they could just wait to the
Over come on. You know what does that Chris does that mr. NXT? He'd be talking
Well, I'm having a full combo with a nigga and he's not talking to me
But you don't see him having a combo here
And then he'll say, and then he'll say like, yo, you heard that?
No, give me a second, two years, they listen to one another.
But then I'm overthinking, when I can join the convo and then I never end up joining the convo and
then I'm muddied and then you're just like, oh, Mario, why are you so quiet?
So I don't know when to like, get in the convo.
No, no, no, no, no, you're not muddied.
It's like, it's just like, it's like pass through, you know, like my brain can't
process two convos at once, fashion, fashion, you know.
I mean, I just wait, I just wait.
There was plenty of times there where like people were talking amongst each other.
Alexis literally just waited to say something.
Really?
Was it a little awkward to just fucking stand there?
Yeah, maybe a little bit.
But, you know, did I get ignored when I jumped in?
No, man.
No, not at all.
I am proud of you, Maury.
I was kind of hoping you won because
in the most positive way possible,
I feel like you really would have valued it
more than anybody else.
Are you calling me broke?
A little bit, yeah.
But like in the nicest way possible though.
Like in the nicest, most positive way.
Can you give me 50 subs?
Cause that's the tax write off, please.
Please, if you really feel bad,
if you really feel bad, agent, please, agent, please.
I said yes!
Wait, really?
I didn't even hear that.
Yeah, cause you don't listen, you just fucking talk.
Really, 15, 15, agent, are you serious?
Ah!
Thank you!
I can finally be my six kids.
Okay.
I appreciate so much.
Awesome.
Gas six.
Yeah.
Okay, 50 more gifted and you destroy the painting.
I think the painting cost more than that.
Oh my God!
I think the painting cost like 200.
Plus what you just gave me.
I'll punch through a hole through it right now.
Or 200 subs.
How much is 200 subs?
It's like 200 dollars.
Mario.
It is a thousand dollars on sale, nigga.
This it is on sale and it's a thousand.
It's a tax write off, it's a tax write off.
Come on, I know you need that.
No, that's not gonna work on me.
Come on.
I'm not a little jit, that's not gonna work on me.
Anything is a fuck a tax write off, nigga.
I'm gonna buy a phone for stream
and it should it's a tax write off.
And that's 2,000.
Well, hold on, phone's in 2,000, it's like 1,500.
I love that painting.
Maybe you should do a giveaway then.
A giveaway?
Yo, you think the art is flat?
No.
Do you think the earth was flat? She might be an agent. She might be a CIA operatives
Why would I think the earth was flat?
I bet you think the moon landing wasn't real
No proof to me it is real if it was real why'd it take him 50 years to go back?
I have my fucking zip code my whole life
I just asked questions stupid dumbass niggas can't stop stemming
Something's wrong with you like something happened something snapped in you
I don't know like yeah, just one day I pop in your streaming you touching balls
You you you running over some balls and stuff and now you're over here stemming. Do you need to talk?
Well, what is sitting? What is that? Like you're like what you just did?
I can't be myself, I gotta be somebody else.
You're so quirky.
That's a nice way of calling someone retarded.
Don't ever call me quirky.
Don't call me quirky.
You're so quirky, agent.
Oh my God.
You just say random things at the mouse.
You're so quirky.
Yo, I'm not quirky.
Don't call me that.
I'm something else.
But I'm not quirky.
What are you?
Competent.
Established.
Successful.
Successful a gamer on that bang kiss it on that bang. What you got in that bang?
Stimming is what autistic people do. I don't know. What is a drug?
Yo, I don't know what that is bro
What is it? What is that me? I've been having to pee for the past five minutes. Do you have anything else to say?
Are you doing this?
speed method. I'm bouncing my leg. Okay, I wish there was like toilets and chairs. Would
you use that? Because like you don't even ever ever have to show it. I'm gonna tell you
something. This is a nigga I know not to say who this person was so lazy to go to the
bathroom they were just peeing a fucking bottle.
We're somebody I know.
We're guys. I'm like a rocker thing.
And I still a crazy right.
Was it Rekai?
Are you serious?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not going to say who it is.
Who it is.
I'm just like, why do you say what is Rekai?
That's so it's not Rekai.
Shit.
Can I?
No way was.
No, it's not Kai.
It's not Kai.
I feel like XQC did that.
most definitely. That's some ex-PC shit too, we're all on water bottles there. I wish girls could do that
because you would have to shove it in your hole in order for you to...
Maybe we could collaborate on a business to help liberate women from that struggle.
Maybe we could have some sort of vagina attachment peak capturing device so that you don't have to
get up and go to the back and if you don't want to. I'm just saying money's money, business,
business. You've got to solve problems if you want to make money at the end of the day.
that's how billionaires get created, that's.
Okay, she's not feeling it.
All right, I'll talk to you later, agent.
They already make those?
All right, Mark.
Bye, agent.
All right, let's talk.
Yep, have a fun day.
Bye.
All right, to the women in the chat that just said it already make those.
How the fuck do you know?
I want my women.
Well, how do you know that?
Camping. That's the only appropriate answer, bro. Oh my God, you gave me an answer. I can't even say shit about that. I understand.
Yo, you are, you motherfucker, you are...
That's the only appropriate answer. Good answer, good answer, good answer.
Game, gamer is the wrong answer. Yo chat, there's no live stream of Artemis?
Oh, there he is.
Exhilarating.
What did you do five hours ago?
I'm impressed.
I used to be a taste tester here.
And so I always enjoyed trying the food.
I found it to be really good.
I got something to say.
This is amazing.
He's only going 2,600 miles per hour.
It's closer to the moon than it is to the earth.
That works on making-
Okay, okay.
I, I'll be honest.
I don't ever in my life want to lag on earth.
Knowing that they got fucking connection in outer space, Monica.
How?
How do they have connection in outer space?
And AT&T can't connect me in the city?
I fucking live there and there's millions of people here.
That's what I be talking about.
AT&T can't connect you in front of a fucking cell tower, but they got connection 100,000 miles away from Earth!
Are they comfortable?
It is small! This is 6 CFPS!
It's one of the things I will stress with them.
Okay, this is a little CGI.
We're out to the moon.
Oh, this is just up.
It's just that we have Uranus that are present so this is something the team has found for
pointing in guidance navigation control so we have some really interesting views that
are available under a minute from now.
You need to get out the fucking frame.
This is Mission Control Houston.
Alright, we've got to check in with the aircraft every once in a while.
I'm actually like fascinated by like things I don't know so I think it's mad. I think it's mad cool that is all that shit happening, you know, all that shit happening, you know, it's cool as shit, you know.
I'm an intellectual, I don't want to brag or anything.
Yo, Ash, I'll drop this video's title. I survived and took over the city with no loss for 48 hours.
Coming to the free world!
No, no, no.
According to the internet, danger, murder, violence.
On today's episode of how can Ash exercise his use of free will
Uh, we're in Slab City where apparently Ash might be illegal and people end up missing
Because I don't really think it could be that bad, right?
Oh my god, he's coming, he's coming
I just think everyone's supposed to be here tonight
Or maybe people are just lying
This is one of the most vicious, witchy, people of talent here
That's why the population collapse to be just a little bit worried about how violent this place is
You know what users need on video, but I will try to you down and cut your throat
And do it bitch. You stupid bitch, ugly bitch, fucking do it.
I hate when niggas come out there with all these threats, niggas do it, and you can blow out.
Huh? Try it. Uh, huh?
You can't say shit like that in Georgia game. That's what I'm talking about. This has to be in a place without nugs, game.
Then do it. You'll get blown into smithereens, bitch.
What the fuck is wrong? What's wrong with people, game?
What kind of threat is that to me? You gonna kill a nigga cause they put you on camera?
Then do it!
Oh, talk nigga.
What's your body count, bitch?
Hello?
So, for the next two days, I'll be here
in the middle of the desert.
Give me a shit, my fucking swear.
Let's get this.
And, see, a few people may have come here in the past
done a few videos or whatever, but no one's ever
not only came here and stayed for 48 hours.
You're pussy, too? I'm not.
Yeah, definitely. I'm pussy. But, you know, if they're trying to kill me, they're gonna blow now.
Yo, Cam, they were fighting the Sun.
appreciate you getting. Oh, five in a check. Survive that biome and tell her that
appreciate the five cam. So became the mayor. I'm getting married today. Okay.
that basketball 20,000 in the chat is getting married today.
No, you're not nigger.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Truly is the world really yours.
Are you not gay?
Are you later, man?
Are you not? Are you lonely as shit?
Bro, stop role-blading this bitch.
But if I could become mayor at the end of this, it'd be really cool.
And all I got is this toothbrush.
Oh, in this tent.
And of course, this little cooler of water,
but as far as food, uh-huh.
We got two turkey cheese sliders amongst the tour bus.
Yeah, we got the type of gas station.
Yeah, we didn't really have school.
But to get the real experience, I would only survive off the city.
So after hours of driving to what used to be a World War 2 trading camp is now known as the last free place and home for society's
Rejects and on the outskirts of town. We meet our first guy that not only guides us leaves us with some warning
Tiana nice to meet you man. They're not really too much into filming a lot of things have gone bad for people
Say the wrong thing or it just gets
Photoshop to look bad on person. We say it has gone bad for people what has happened some of the man bed the best consequences
I can't see any more because but nothing too crazy though. There's nothing bad
I mean life is life. It is a free city. Yep as a resident here. What is
Something that would make us a better place if I was the mayor. What could I do? I mean first thing would be support waterboy
He's either very high up first in here first step would be talk to motor talk in the town
Yeah, the second step water boy. He's not the water boy. His name is water
Speaking of water people die out here from heat exhaustion with temperatures rising up to a hundred and twenty degrees here
If you're not careful in this in that could be your final resting place
Yeah, how long have you been here for a year? I'm still kind of new here. I'm kind of new too
30 minutes I told him my plans of throwing a party tomorrow. Oh, yeah, I'm doing that by the way
And that's thanks. I gave him a special request some people talk
Um, I just like it out of my face. Keep that in mind. I don't say I'm elicit
I'm gonna come back with some blue lemonade. Oh, yeah. Okay. If I really lemonade do I get your vote?
Will you come to the party at least yeah? All right, awesome
He keeps coming to that party.
He's not skipping out on a party, man.
Go to where you see a red girl in the tower.
Hello? I'm looking for Mojo?
Is Mojo here?
Yeah.
Did you see the camera?
Oh, she does not?
Let me just hold the camera down, and I'll go talk to her.
Right away, it was quite obvious that this was the nicest camp in town.
And there's Mojo, the queen bee.
Everything that happens here pretty much reports back to her.
Hi.
I let her know how and why we were there, and she was down to talk.
How long have you lived here?
October was 11 years from me.
It's not on camera.
I can't say I've shot YouTubers, but...
Willow!
Okay.
Awesome.
Have you thought about it?
We'll brush your teeth.
Wow.
Aww.
They said, don't go.
You'll be raped, robbed, murdered.
It's ugly, it's stinky, it's dirty.
and I was like, boom, none of that sense of peeling.
But now I gotta go.
You're stubborn, so that's what you're saying.
OK.
That's like me, right?
Everyone was saying that everyone online
was saying the same thing.
He sat and talked for a little while, actually,
despite her strong dislike for YouTubers
and actually warmed up to me.
It's our annual prom.
No.
We got a kitty.
Coming weekend.
If you can, come back this weekend for the prom.
You got to see that.
Do you have a date already?
Man, he's a black cat.
I feel like black cats be discriminated against, Bo.
If you can, come back this weekend for the prom.
You got to see that.
Do you have a date already?
Uh, I usually go solo.
Solo? Okay.
That way I can pick and choose when I'm there.
Okay, okay.
If I don't have a date, then you don't have a date.
Maybe you can be my dance?
We would definitely dance whether I have a date or not.
Okay, okay.
She then recommends a good spot for me to set up for the night.
State park is pretty cool.
Is there like a place you would recommend not setting up camp?
Stay out of the middle.
And, um, you don't leave your stuff if you're out there.
I got her number to stay in touch and invited her to the party
Nice to know she's nice enough
The next person to talk to
Well, I was loving meeting and talking to you guys, thank you so much
Well, and I'll let you know what Carlos says, but I'm sure he'll be open to us
I wonder what the reason is for her like being comfortable to like her audio, like her voice, and to be captured, but her face like the video or not
I mean like it's one thing they say no cameras, I don't want to be on nobody camera, they don't say, don't record anything I'm saying
I wonder what the reason is when they just don't want the video, but they're cool with the entire interview
Maybe they just didn't put their makeup on
Honestly besides coffee troll searching my car
I could tell him a civilian
I didn't even think that
I seem like there wasn't too much to worry about
I forgot to mention you're welcome to go up there and take some radio
Things look promising, but of course life is very different at night
You looking for a Carlos this is Carlos and in and out of Slap City for eight years
large escape park territory. Oh man just hanging out here for a couple hours yeah
I mean a couple days do you want to be part of the real Slap City? Honestly you
never be allowed to fill with the real Slap City. That's how you get a kill you should
You give what I'm saying like, what do you want to say to a game like, it actually gave me time.
That's Andrew from Wales UK a slab resident of 10 years in the open house of town including it's hidden secrets and
I gradually learn them all as the night creeps in.
Nah.
This is the real sloth in your sit there making a lunch up.
Old man.
That's the last thing.
What's this?
That's free food.
Oh, can I try?
Yeah.
It's plain because you know it was actually for kids and for children.
Oh, okay.
You look like two liners.
You're just chomping in the nog at the same food.
No idea though.
I mean, the statue.
Fuck yeah.
Who's the Irish Elvis?
Does he look good?
They call him the Irish Elvis.
Looks like you.
Okay, cool.
So he must be handsome.
Cockskin soup
No, I don't know if I ever want to try cockskin
I'll try it is not it's not coming from yours, right?
Whatever again why you went
Okay, wait, how come that's what you're not allowed to know about because you got camera
People will probably get salty towards you just because there's been so many bad experiences with like youtubers trying to get shit
Get rid of that people and stuff, but you know you hang out. Don't be a dick shit and then no one will fear
Rock, sand, Paul and cement. I've been building for something over five years
Yeah, what can I help?
I found this part right here
Right, forgot to mention, Carlos is currently the mayor and one of two actually. I'm trying to
What the fuck?
The mayor? Yeah
Hell yeah
I've never seen the mayor in your city start putting down fucking gravel and shit. I never see him do that
So you have the cue to the city right now and I could possibly get that from you if you pray this way got in my hand
Oh actually I can I can have some oh
Well, I've seen a bunch of
Because everyone here is evil
But there was a what everywhere. Yeah, same as whether it's good everywhere. There was great good here, too
Yeah, absolutely as people were transitioning whether they're transitioning gender
Yeah
Yeah, I find out but hey doing good is good and vice versa. It's all types man. Just the same as the outside world chairs
What's your name?
Supposed to make one up. I just go by Andrew.
You could have come up one
to gain the mayor's respect I had to try skating I mean considering I was
staying at the skate park my back is hurt right now I was playing soccer kind of
through it at the edge of 20 38 isn't that crazy is there a medic you know
I do CPR
for a cripple have you only a summer's worth of experience from 2020 yes when
it was performative I didn't do that that
This nigga never skateboarding before and they're doing all these in backflips and shit.
I forgot one is...
7, 11?
Yeah, um...
No, this is- that is not a 7-11.
Shit, it worked, I guess.
Can I have the honor of being the mayor for one day?
You gotta also ask Mayor Nutty over there.
What's the nickname from?
Jesus Christ, he's the same kid all day long.
Oh, so there's no way we're gonna get the yes man.
You could go and yell into his door and maybe get bit by some dogs.
He's taking fun.
He made it for a day.
That's fun.
Oh, really?
Three mayors for a day.
Yeah!
Hell yeah!
Let's go!
OK.
What does the city need?
I'm not scared of the truth.
You just missed it.
The most evil person out here.
Just walk by.
Oh.
That's a good thing.
The police?
No.
By who?
I can't say names.
We don't want to get trouble.
OK.
Did I can take care of him?
Get in trouble!
As the third mayor of town?
You take care of him.
You don't have to talk to him.
Oh.
Expectations.
I don't even know if I can do that.
I don't think they've done that before.
I don't even understand you for that.
People being eaten alive by dogs or anything like that.
Even though that is a real flat ceiling.
Look, you're looking at a ferocious man
that has survived through the grits of life.
I'm not scared of little dogs.
I'm still scared of little dogs.
I'm scared of the dogs.
Alright, so I got to know my new neighbors
more and more through some stubborn arguments.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't believe that.
Yeah, and they have precise computers that measure the kids for the year.
Yeah, since they don't watch any more combos.
I want someone to help me come chat.
Yeah, they've spoken to the night!
What's up to this Thursday?
Hey, chillin'!
If we're in LA or something, and there's a Home Depot around here, I don't want four
guys that come do it for like 15 bucks.
Oh, man.
Skaters do it for free.
Hold on.
Let's hear what you just said again.
You already know people.
You already know people experienced.
At Home Depot?
They don't want to do everything.
The guys outside Home Depot?
Yeah, there's a new mayor made a list of their needs that I would take care of.
Huh?
A block of us, yeah, a lot of ice.
I wasn't gonna bring like a few cubes of someone.
You can't catch anything around water.
It's like $260.
So I got ten on it.
I'll cover it. The whole thing. We'll do it.
Cover the whole thing?
It's 40 bucks, right?
Dude, thank you.
Well what else is the mayor supposed to do, right?
Allotate.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Propane.
Do you want water?
Oh, the propane's almost out.
You know they were definitely invited.
I'm throwing a pizza party.
Pizza and drinks party.
Right here.
Yeah, pizza's easier.
Brother is starving, man, cause he's out there making them bad eats back there in the fuckin' kitchen.
Pizza sounds amazing right about now.
It's two cheers.
Two cheers.
Right.
Out here.
There's those who get a warm up every freakin' day, you know, they should just stay campground.
And there's others who, you know, they make the most of what resources we have.
Read this.
Stove only.
People start using, people use this part, we're burning through the gas so fast.
Save gas.
There's only single burner stove top. Boom.
Oh.
This thing was fully stocked, but then pans disappear.
Now it's disappear.
But you know what?
I keep bringing back more pans.
They're disappearing because people are taking them?
Yeah.
Keep them safe.
So I'm just making sure that this, you know,
this thing disappears.
Now, will you fucking disappear then?
The good part about the cast iron pans
is some hoarder's house burns down.
Pan's going to still be there.
Oh, you get it.
The guy nods, and you still keep panning.
Ha, ha, ha, it's a death flogging.
We're gonna sleep here.
Are you gonna sleep by here?
Cause I feel like safe like this y'all.
I sleep in our RV over there.
How about tent?
What I say is...
I don't see anything.
The tent in the yard.
Why so secret?
For these two's concern, all I can say is there's currently people that live there,
but just for that night slept somewhere else in town.
Oh you're saying that they're not here so we could go in there.
I'm saying it's a beautiful space.
Okay.
I'm not allowed to show them.
I get in trouble.
It doesn't even exist.
I'm not saying shit.
It doesn't even.
I'm being honest with y'all.
I think these guys are phonies.
And I think the real lawless underground town
is the shit underneath Las Vegas.
What if a nigga's shooting up fucking drugs
and dying of floods every fucking day?
Niggas don't talk to nobody.
Nigga, if you touch my shit, he's dead.
Like, those are the real.
They don't have to say it.
They're not telling you.
Like, they'll tell you it's dangerous.
Be careful and shit like that.
But they don't have to sit there
and keep threatening people nonstop for no reason.
These niggas over here just try to make it feel like...
Come on.
What is this?
It's not real.
What I feel right now is you guys are going to be very comfortable and very safe.
Okay, yeah, I'm what that is.
Yep.
I do know where there's a stash of firewood you guys can use.
Really?
When I came here all those years ago, the hell was one of the most desirable camps
out here.
The trees have come over like a county.
I've gone over, so the entire place we stayed in, you could feel the temperature
drop immediately.
Yeah.
I
Mean he's giving to give him hella content
If I'm a content creator seeing this or a curious loser egg doesn't want to go on a vacation
It's the more beautiful and I would think about coming here on some shit
They probably are invited more visitors by doing this
Yeah
That's not getting burned.
Oh, you're doing this.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
We gathered our stuff and made our way back to camp
to get ready for this secret place.
But now without a few warnings, of many to come.
When he goes away from season, and it's like,
one of the guys over here lives in the houses up for grabs.
They're just out of boredom.
OK, we're going to steal them.
They're not over here?
Oh, they're having a fire.
One person there, that's cool.
But I think the rest of them don't like others.
Oh.
You got a red flash?
No, what's that? Military testing?
Yeah, another thing I mentioned is that Nexus Slap City is still currently in live military weapon testing range.
Fighters, yes.
So when you hear random explosions throughout the video, that's why.
I swore that the 22s and the 35s were for a good hour.
Well, the plane?
Yes, you'll hear, you know, you hear the kind of go, oh, you know, that's how ever many, you know, fans and stuff.
Nice, nice, I know, they won't sit up at night time.
They don't ever miss, right?
Nothing ever hits here, right?
Just making sure where I'm laying my head at.
Sometimes they fly over too low.
I can't take off.
OK.
You guys have a good night.
Yeah, you too.
I'm going to see you tomorrow.
I'll show them to their court this thing.
Get your guys in the morning.
All right.
He's just back at home.
And then there was two.
Yeah.
With Carlos gone, this was the start of Andrew's
many revelings of some of the dark things
that happened in the city.
We have to serve about my elderly dog as well.
Hanting all day as we're not feeling free.
His brother was murdered here last year.
What?
He sliced his body.
Why?
No, no reason.
What did he brought to you now for you?
You know, you just angry at the world.
That's terrible.
Did you sleep out here?
No.
Oh, okay.
That's shit.
We'll come for that later in a second.
I'll grab the water, too, here.
Let me put this in here.
Oh, we're not?
Oh, what's going to happen?
Oh, shit, huh?
What in the...
at least the same shit as people makes the same video.
That's why I came here, I want it to be real.
It's only different.
Most people can't because they meet these people,
tell you what you can say, tell you what you can do,
where you can go.
Just like in the outside world,
does that have a lower setting?
This?
Yeah.
But certainly now, some of the most vicious,
wicked people out here wield a lot of power.
They all look to the outside world.
They always want to look like, you know, we're the saviours, we're the good guys.
And it's not like that at all.
You have to figure it out for yourself unless you really want to question it.
You see a castle and you think, well, that must be a successful person.
That must be someone who's earned that absolute, that install everything you see.
You get a serious front-runner.
You talk back on these people.
Hang your cat for a tree, set fire to your cat,
but this can't clean it.
And everyone else in the house is a robot.
Oh, that's so lovely.
You should travel all our donations towards them.
No, that's what they live on.
Tended to be the good guys.
How come this bar burns down?
That bar burns down.
Yeah, and you're wrapping up.
I hope you're on your way.
There's only one bar in town.
The most brutal criminal element
runs this place.
This is a fucking drunk.
The most powerful people out here
are those who push the drugs.
So you're saying that there's like corruption
in here too?
People in tents, yeah.
This is, I say, the absolute draw of parody with the outside world.
You get the skies there, it's, um, exhaust, heat stroke, the, etc.
That fucking bitch is the most evil fucking thief out of the nest.
He said, bro snitching on the whole town, with a nigga he met today, on camera.
Ha ha ha ha.
So from there, report where it's at.
It did it!
It was just blocked by another branch.
I now left.
The branch started doing this after he flew off.
So he took my ass straight to my car
and moved it out for some reason.
I thought it was a good idea to explain.
Atlanta, by the way, Toronto Blue Jays.
There's no Blue Jays in Toronto, OK?
Memphis, Chris Leeds.
You all got to keep going.
LA Lakers, it's a fucking ocean.
We are in the center.
OK, nice.
Awesome. Now let's move in.
I heard somebody walking. This is where I don't want to go.
Sound of something? There's a car.
It's not. It's somebody walking.
This is just close to f***ing no one.
Go ahead. I'm not going to walk anymore.
Yo, it's too late for this sh*** man. I can't see anything.
I'm just gonna flip steps and dogs barking in the distance.
Bro, I'm hearing sh*** growling.
So this is apparently where the club is supposed to be at.
Mr. Karioki
I think you're on a Raptors
There's no wizards in Washington
Oh
Okay, maybe we'll just check out more of the city during the day where we can actually see in front of us
I'm not sure you just see a skin crawler right here bruh. I swear to God. There's killer dogs out here
I guess and then people might
No, it's okay
What was that?
Alright so even though we had that
This is about my stubbornness to try the tent I bought since I already spent money on it, again, another terrible idea.
Alright, this is home for the night, but you know what, this don't look too shabby.
Alright, here's...
Yeah, I heard him, he said, why are you shining a light on me? Alright, so the neighbors don't like us?
Maybe this isn't really good for us to be home.
He said I can't Peter or what if this month is releasing the public
Welcome welcome welcome welcome come the absolutely nothing like I was not gonna say hey, I mean we got this set up
I'm trying not to be too
We're sleeping bags and
All types of creepy crawled up brawlin. Yeah
The audacity is my try to get hit your ride on me to get off
Yeah, no, I'm not
We're just gonna go ahead and it's over that spot the guy showed us but while trying to pack up the tent
I noticed somebody stalking us one of the ways to be held down. Maybe
It's not supposed to be attached
Is that Andrew?
Let's see, I don't ask too many questions, I'll be in the middle of the car, scared of them.
Who is that?
Where is my boy?
Yeah, he just hid behind the tank.
What do you mean, Andrew?
Don't take any where to ski.
Let's get in the car.
He hid right behind that ramp.
Did I see him?
Is that him right there?
Turn left, turn left, turn left.
See?
I thought that was Andrew out loud.
You always want to see common situations like this so you can hear your surrounding.
Now as far as who they were or what their motives were, we don't know.
Either way, I wasn't taking no chances.
Where's this?
After tossing and turning for some time, I couldn't sleep.
I thought about everything we learned and things that happened and I just...
Couldn't get my mind to just shut off.
So I thought, why not make use of the firewood we gathered earlier?
Make sure that person isn't hearing me.
Something by the fire it just makes it
No, you know, there's been a lot of middle of nowhere recently
I just keep ending up in the middle of nowhere, but I mean hey, I'm having fun. Let's you cover up to you having fun
Yep Carlos
Josh
Yeah, I scared
Oh, yeah, no, not again.
Oh, OK.
All right, have a good night.
That's good.
I had slushy.
Did you get that?
What is that?
Almonds.
You had Almonds this whole time?
Where the f*** did you get the Almonds?
Are you serious?
Dude, there's no Almonds?
We have nothing else to eat.
You're a f***ing searcher, dude.
Did I see the label?
Why?
You better eat that, damn f***ing cheese.
So he's gonna die.
He about to die.
I'm here to hear noises, footsteps, people grunting.
I'm hearing wolves in the background.
Brother, I'm not going to bed.
And it's still in an enclosed place.
Wait, that thing is open.
You're the mayor and no God knows who can be.
I'm just the mayor for the day, bro.
Not the same mayor the night time.
Look, I got a torch.
Wait, roast this meat.
Wait, roast the meat?
Yeah.
I bet.
Can you put it up real quick?
Put it up a little higher?
Boy, I'm gonna get you out of here, you really ugly ass.
Yeah, you can tell we're working.
I think that's the bed nigga.
Hold on, you're burning it, you're burning it.
Good night.
Okay, real quick, before we go to day two, I had this weird dream that I ordered food, but the guy already snagged.
Keep and earn more on your money.
I knew it was a fuckin' ad, I felt it in my fuckin' balls, gay.
Sorry, um, welcome to day two.
It's a good ass night, where it's a road!
Mive.
Morning.
Another day in paradise.
And a big one.
So, I got ready for a very eventful series of events that were yet to come.
Party day!
It ain't time for gnaws!
I slept alright.
I got my 3 and a half hours in.
I didn't wake up a few times,
off the feeling of thinking someone was watching me.
It's crazy how much you don't see at night.
Like, I didn't see any of this.
We heard that every morning people usually go to this place for free coffee,
except I don't think anyone wants a camera on their face.
First thing in the morning, so I went alone.
Morning, my first time.
To be honest, the vibe in here was really chill.
Yeah, it sneaks a bit in front of us.
And whatever else those pieces were that I swallowed in there.
I spent the night on...
Nah, I just needed for a couple of days.
Checking it out.
Yeah, cool vibes.
Coffee actually makes me something hurt.
I don't know why I had coffee,
because there ain't no bathroom.
They could tell that I'm not from here or that I'm new,
and they make you feel really comfortable at home and stuff like that.
But I will say I definitely swallowed some flakes.
I don't know what the flakes were.
But hey, man, with each and every sip, I felt more slab.
I'm not gonna lie.
As the mayor, I'm not gonna be one of those corrupt government elected officials.
However the people are living, I'm living.
Right.
Anyways, before we came back up with our people,
we made sure to explore more of the city.
And now we were actually able to.
R2-D2!
Hold on, it's the town center, Michael.
Look at that main street, man.
It's packed!
I had to do it. I'm sorry. But anyways while driving we found the trading post and this
is the best I had to offer from my trunk of random items. Yo yo, anyone here? Oh, we're
filming do you care some small poor but oh really there's like a little full
circle moment since we were stayed at the skate park thank you so much man what's
your name squishy squishy ash where do you get the nickname from I can't
imagine how you squishy I like I don't even know what the story can possibly
But I got to sign my name on the board, which was pretty cool aka
No, it doesn't come here besides two people. That's it remember earlier when I said the heat here was crazy
I was not lying
No, I feel like I'm in the
Like I'm the holes the movie wait the good news. We were told about a water spring
Check that out. What better than this a nice cold spring on a hot summer day, right? Not even summer. Actually. Oh
Right there yeah, cuz that's king boy, you're like yes
So he just never specified it being a hot spring. This is water that when you go in you mutate
I kind of want to go in though. Am I really a slabber that sounds like a slur?
Yo, you slabber am I really a stabber any in if I if I didn't
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
There's too much litter behind that slab.
It smells like that.
What?
Say he finna turn it to a ninja turtle.
Whoa!
I'm not the mainstay that it's hot.
It feels awkward.
What the fuck was that?
Yup, back at the skate park, where actually some
outsiders decided to stop by.
Yeah, I can officially say that, cause you know,
I'm a slabber, or a slabber now.
Y'all are my damn property.
California and I know like they made like this font over there
bro y'all look like you came from like king of the hill
okay this guy
Slab
You gotta laugh at this like a joke I'm dead ass
yeah I'm throwing a actually damn I can't invite y'all y'all not slabbers for real
I'm throwing a party you're looking at the two mirrors here actually there's
three you're looking at two out of three mirrors that way do I still got
Also by the way this stuff for grabs. I'm not taking this back
He's not really a man. They just kind of a total. He's the mayor. Oh
Oh Carlos you're the mayor
Go out there and make city great. I don't think the nigga really a mayor
I think there's a real mayor bro. We were gonna sleep in this but bad idea
You know, we're just her load too many noises around here
Somebody was out here creeping and crawling at night and and they peeked her head around this my heart dropped
I was hoping it was you and he realized wasn't you they popped their head into that pole through the ramp right here while we were building the tent
Just hate the city boys come on
Oh
Remind them of the list of things we made last night and to invite more of his friends for the party later
You got here. All right, man. That's a beach elbow. See they couldn't they couldn't last
Man, would you say I got the pass yet my slava?
Whoa, you said it with a R no your trip
In the morning, it's so nice
Birds try and then it got hot and then it got hot. Oh, I got a board. Oh wait. It's for you
The train the train post
This is fun
Oh
I don't know. I like those big wheels. That's that's some good stuff around here. Really? Have you seen an edger today or no?
No, but he's always on Facebook. He's a Facebook. Oh, he's brain rotting right now.
Our water guy showed up with the promised water tank, aka O.G.'s. O.G.'s recycling, that's that.
Shit, O.G. recycling. Not to be confused with water boy that we're gonna see.
O.G.'s in charge of delivering water to people's water tanks.
I just started doing the water because you know, people need the water and the guy that was doing it.
I was helping him for a minute. You understand trying to get my little money on he left
So he basically just turned it over to me and I just started delivering the water
Awesome be busy every day. Yeah, it's a good cause with water is like
1820 degrees. Oh
That's a little too slabber for me. I'm a slab of for me
I'm a nobody. Listen, you actually have somewhere to be
She get there see me. I love it here now when my first couple years
Then I met this lady named Crosswalk who actually happened to be from the same county as my hometown
No way
What yeah, I'm from Montgomery County. I'm from right around Rockville pretty close
Shit if you want to be all these youtubers are never been on the internet yet. Yeah, but all of them are kind of asked
So this is like the best one to get on
Across the street
People of the pizza party. What's up? Oh you coming?
I am and you invited OG I met a rockvillian in Bolivia. Oh what the
Kind of a crazy place to meet somebody that's here from the same place. I like they say rockvillian
So where do you get where do you get the nickname crosswalk from?
Seriously
Oh, no!
You're like, crosswalk!
I said, what?
Oh, OK.
OK, thank God.
I thought you were going to say you got hit by a car.
You have changed, by chance?
She got a nigga game.
Oh.
She got a nigga, bro.
OK, OK, thank God.
I thought you were going to say you got hit by a car.
You have changed, by chance?
100?
I have changed for 100.
Can we do that?
Thank you.
Can I have 100 so I don't have to walk?
Yep.
I'm good for it.
Shoo-hoo!
You're about to get out! Please get him to go right now!
So, I'll track her down, alright? Tell me, man.
This is Tayse on. He's been homeless for a few years and since then has been solo traveling throughout the U.S. until finding Slab City in December.
Ash, nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you.
You're young, man. How old are you?
23.
Yeah, you look like 22.
You look like 24. 6?
Yeah, I don't like that.
Yeah, I'm like 39.
You're 31, bro.
No, that's older.
Nah, okay.
Thank you.
How much are you?
Alright, I'll have a little, man.
Thanks for stopping by, thank you.
I explained I'd get to meet Waterboy and Carlos had something to take care of.
So I was gonna go alone, but then Tay decided to join us.
You gonna go with him?
Yeah, I'll walk him over.
I'm actually getting hooked up.
Yeah, you're really nicely up toward him.
Hey, good vibes, bring good vibes, right?
Yeah.
So, yup, where Carlos was going was actually on the way.
So we all just decided to go together.
From where?
Where'd you go from?
Just giving Texas.
What?
Just giving Texas?
Yeah.
So that's not, that's a half way.
Really?
Oh, for real?
No, I might actually be a genius.
Where's the other half?
Indiana.
Indiana?
OK, I wouldn't even guess that.
So is your story similar to everyone else's that just
come and stop by and end up just staying?
I was traveling to, I was going from,
I was just traveling around the US,
because my life fell apart in the last few months,
so I was on foot.
Travel on foot?
Partially, yeah.
I mean, any plane trains, automobiles,
any way you can get.
But I went Indiana to Texas, Texas to Oklahoma,
Oklahoma to like Nevada, Utah.
And then I came here, I was only going to stay a week and then I stayed a lot longer.
Okay, so I got a question.
So that's how they get you, Dan.
I was only going to do the job for a week.
I'm only going to do the job for a year.
We get stuck there for five, six years, man.
Don't know what happened, time flies.
Well, you just wasted a half a fucking decade, nigga.
We're not. That's right now.
That's happy waggle tail waggling or get the way waggling.
I wouldn't do that to anybody.
Okay.
Don't cross the road.
Hey, buddy.
Just not making eye contact.
Hello.
How's it going?
Nice to meet you.
You know me?
I don't want to put a cap on your face.
Oh, I didn't know you were going to be filming, but that's fine.
I thought it was.
Just don't be intimidating on mine.
No, no, I'm coming in.
Not here.
I'll hunt you down and I've got people on the tubes, too.
I believe you.
She got people on the tubes.
And the third person got David man. She got people on the twos watch out
What exactly is the dabbing app
Okay
That's a chill place.
While Carl stays behind if Pixar flat tire,
me and take a junior away towards Waterbury.
Carlos, do you know the best way to walk out of here
to get to the road?
I've never, this is like the first time I've been in
a junior's game.
I've been inside my home down there.
No, I have not.
I don't know, dude, this is like, this is chill.
At night, this place is a little different, man.
Defensor.
I'm sorry?
It doesn't change your mind.
Last night was scary as hell.
It's not that bad at all.
I mean, obviously, there's certain levels of safety
you need to be aware of, you know?
But like, overall.
The only associate with the people that are on the team.
Should like, we're like, borderlands.
I'm not allowed, it's the best, it's the better,
we're pressed in all the way.
Finally, last person to meet before the party later.
Water boy?
Yes?
Oh, finally, nice to meet you, man.
Oh yeah?
With a warm welcome to the care club.
Basic rundown in the community center.
And we built a side-seat soup kitchen
because this town didn't have a soup kitchen.
Every poor hood that you go to
has a soup kitchen in it, and we didn't have one.
We do three free meals here,
we give free water out here.
We also do food drops, clothing drops,
Lunches I also do antibiotics. I will show you around if you'd like to see the spot. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll you have the slides that you care club main thing is water out here
Yeah, it's not really the way Andrew described it man. Yo Jesse David prime
He kind of described it's still like a hell hole and it is shooting up do not talk about drugs and shit
It is long dead dying and fighting killing and shooting and sucking and fucking nigga, but
Maybe all that shit happens at night time maybe bro, but during the daytime
It's just feel like a rundown really really rundown dirty community
Well, for 2-3 gallons of water a day, water's life.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Hot meals, how many people would you say usually show up?
In the winter time, it goes to 100, 150,
depending on what meal we're doing,
like we're pushing out numbers.
I cook here every week, and you can see all the doors open.
I cook off of that thing.
And right now, we're a little clustered
from donations and shit coming in every week.
That's a good thing, though.
Yes, we have plenty of food.
So this is all volunteer ones.
No one's getting paid.
I work off my YouTube and my Facebook.
Sweet you got a channel. Oh, you didn't tell me that yeah, let him know
I have a couple different outlets from where how I'm pulling in a little bit of ends coming into here
Oh, yeah, looks like so we don't like it. I don't like it
That's on right now. Oh, yeah
It's on running on power deep here on running on all these have me
This is our solar system ever running. We're running some big boys shit. Oh, yeah, we are those eggs
You're gonna see that in a minute. I got more to show you mom
What's in here?
Yo!
What's in here?
The food source, not the basic things, so we give up.
This thing is showing the cutest animal of all time.
It's the easiest renewable food source.
What's in here?
Yo!
What's in here?
The food source, not the basic things.
We give up two feed bags every day.
Damn, so where would you say the majority of the help
comes from?
Some off my online, and then we also
have food stamps, all of us, like I said, my weed money.
And then I have a major donor that's seen what
we're doing on Facebook, and it's like him.
Yeah, I'm really silly, you're a G.
We're bringing us truckloads of food.
All the excess produce that we don't use goes into this.
To these guys.
What the hell?
I've already passed the morti-talker.
No, there's a bunch of chickens.
Oh, this is a crazy question.
Where do these come from?
We just bring one in and then we produce it.
I bought some online.
And then I reproduced the rest.
But then with the incubators,
we plan on making chickens for the whole town.
Again, there's a little more order out here
than what is portrayed on our YouTube.
That's why I came here in the first place.
Everyone online made it seem like coming here was a death wish.
That only criminals lived here.
That it was nothing but chaos, with no laws, no war.
That's what it is for me to see money too.
And no money.
And it turns out that I was right to come here and see it for myself
and realize it definitely isn't so bad after all.
you will get the energy that you put out.
All right.
For the most part, right, obviously.
Hi.
Whoa.
Hi.
Oh, he's sick.
I managed to get the safe zone for you guys.
This is,
thank you baby.
Is this the right one?
Come in and hang out.
Yes.
You promise?
Yes.
All right, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Oh, and this is my flag.
And I thought maybe you could hang it or something.
Do whatever you want with it.
All right.
This you can get on camera.
Oh no! That's such a good end!
I love that. So beautiful.
And that is our message.
Like putting a ray on? She said yes.
I think yes.
You're definitely giving me a dance on prom night.
That's it.
He getting a dance?
Oh shit, he's okay!
That sounds kind of nasty.
Whoa, I didn't see this, this wasn't here last night.
I feel like I'm floating in here.
Well, in my car.
Yeah, in my car, yeah.
Yeah, this is really pretty.
Hey, do you have something to say to everybody in the town?
I had one.
Yeah, and I got the gas.
They had the box under, did they find it?
Oh, yeah, I feel the gas
Well, I mean did a whole bunch of walking for sure. Oh, that's just like that's good for you. It tastes weird though
This nigga feeding a homeless people kombucha, nigga, you different ass, you dead ass different nigga
Soon they gonna be taking the trip to Orange County nigga. Yes, bro. It'll be Starbucks every day
Come on, bro
She tastes like ass. Everyone next
And yet through it all I couldn't help but think how much of it was really authentic and how much was just for show
Oh.
This would be a good...
...taping to be the good guy on the stone.
You know if you put me on video,
Oh.
that I will track you down and cut your throat.
Is the same one that said that?
Right.
I'm more percentage of it.
You probably know the joke.
She not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
What do I do with YouTubers through it?
I track them down and cut their throat.
She the same one?!
Oh, I didn't put too much on her!
Skin.
Oh.
She didn't cut their throat.
Do you hang them up on the wall?
Only their skin
We got it if you want
I thought I asked earlier if you're okay. I just wanted to make sure
So you're gonna kill hanging by their skin, but you don't mind
Okay, you're still here thank God
Oh, yeah, I see like you guys you guys were respectful. Oh
Man see gonna get hung on man. I
Don't know what to think about that. Oh
That kind of took a turn on the end of the video, huh?
Yeah, I like when my videos have a nice clear concise ending
This video is very confusing, bro. Oh shit is not so bad
Took a turn!
I'm having my fucking second turn. W video ass. W video man.
I got it. Okay.
I'm just doing a speed message chat. That's why I go to the bathroom right now bro.
So I'll be right back and then we go. There's another video I want to watch.
It's a new content here. I never watched it before but I think it's gonna hit.
B.R.B!
Yeah
I'm not the one to say I
I'm actually kind of proud of these headphones they have not fucked up yet
I they have not fucked up yet
Splash if they could recently welcome back to the fucking agency
Okay, I've never watched a video from Wisconsin creator before
But while I watched the first five seconds and there's a chance it's gonna bang
And it's titled I convinced a stranger to rob a bank
This stranger thinks we're about to rob a real bang
But he doesn't know
These people are all actors
Let's go speakers.
I think the fat ones are dying.
You and me while I will charge them.
Secret film are all acting.
Oh my god.
This big is a secret film set.
And I can shut down this entire channel just.
Hold on.
Let me start from the beginning.
What the fuck is the fucking wire, nigga?
Found it.
Alright, jam.
But he doesn't know.
Now, open the door!
These people are all actors.
Open the door!
This bank is a secret film set,
and I even shut down
this entire town
just to convince him
all of this is real.
This is the shit I like to see on YouTube, man!
How much money?
Yo, Maddie, think of that fight.
I get this so appreciate you in the agency. Come on
If there was ever a
Time
Where you were gonna back out it would be now
Now's that time weeks of careful manipulation have brought us here. You already told me you need money
I can change that but the trick I used I'm agent Ross. What would be a guy? Can we have a quick word to convince this grown?
He'd be robbing a real bank
I'm in
Might change the way you see me forever
I told Adam that in order to rob the bank we needed to know when the next goal delivery was and to do that
We need to put a tracking device on the banks delivery truck
Keep following that truck!
I'm gonna do some little sketchy. I'll kill you.
But this has got to feel real.
So I'm gonna risk my own life just to convince Adam.
Oh my god, it is.
Keep it steady!
Oh, it causes you chaos!
It causes you chaos!
he been diesel bro this nigga thinks he's been diesel you are not being you are not
Dom Toretto I'm definitely throwing out a man at first with this one
come on he's handling it all right
Hehehe!
Amazing in brake check right now.
There's so many easier ways to get on the line.
Technically Adam has already committed his first crunk.
I imagine he's gonna address the fact that there's cameras, you know, like he's gonna
tell him a reason because you're right although if he doesn't say anything to him come on game
you don't see that you don't see the 50 cameras bro it was a drone doing the fucking rolling shot
you wasn't curious what the drone was doing following you the delivery is now we're just
gonna go in there and take it good job good job thanks yeah i'm proud of you oh all right
let's go out here now we see how well adam remembers the plan because this is the last
This is a UMP submachine gun.
Remember, this thing's used in blank rounds, not bullets.
But it'll look pretty convincing.
And that's all we're gonna need.
Because again, this is not run on violence.
It's run on intimidation.
I hear you, man. I hear you.
It's just...
I don't know. Just seeing it all right here.
It's...
It's still f***ing insane.
I don't...
You look like a crazy or something.
It is crazy.
No, it's not crazy.
No, it's not crazy at all.
What have I told you this whole time?
Trust you.
You trust me?
Yes.
There's a second you won't believe what I'm telling you right now.
This whole thing goes out the window.
You're gonna get scared.
I don't need any of that.
Okay.
Do you feel good about it?
Yes.
I think it's good.
You think it's good?
I think it's good.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
All right, let's do this.
All right!
Everybody, get on the ground!
But if Adam's gonna believe this is real, it needs to be perfect.
And perfect!
That was good. Did you get actually a scare run?
You need to get an Oscar.
Creating the feeling of illness requires hundreds of hidden components to work flawless.
We are shooting at a god. Even if there's no bullets, it's still very loud.
So everyone has hidden here protection. You gotta get that thing in there more.
And that takes days of set dressing, rehearsals, and of course, permission from the cops.
My friend Adam, he's gonna have no idea what's going on here.
The world this guy's gonna be living in isn't real.
But a burning question still remains. How? How does Adam think this absurdity is all real?
Well, there's a small detail I left out.
I'll look for you guys.
All right guys, just how much longer do I gotta do this?
We need as much information as possible.
See behind my back, Adam's been secretly talking to these two guys, who Adam thinks
are none other than the FBI.
Start recording, hold it up, we're going to be able to talk to you, and he's been
doing so since he met them, six weeks ago.
I'm Agent Ross, this is Agent Landing, what with the FBI, can we have a quick word?
You sure?
But there's one final thing you should know about that.
Are you familiar with Mack Hawkins?
Yeah, I know.
He's an old buddy.
We've been tracking some very suspicious behavior.
When was the last time you spoke with him?
I mean, five years ago maybe.
I am hiding by the cops right now.
Crossing my fingers this once.
We've been following this guy forever.
He has fingers like a...
Chocolate, they're gonna find Gifty.
They'll eat chocolate each day.
This is pretty chaotic because we just figured out he was coming here.
Was this like a little sketchy or something?
I mean, was it... or was it like...
We think he's gonna rob a bank.
Based on all of the planning that we've watched him do over the...
especially over the past couple of months,
we've also learned that he's psychotic enough to be filming himself or something.
Sick and twisted.
YouTube video.
So heads up.
When you meet him, there's gonna be cameras everywhere.
Wait, we're gonna need a meeting to pronounce my deal.
Lot for you, but we're essentially asking for you.
We'll be able to go undercover for us.
Now that sounds like, that sounds like a lot.
It does.
Yeah.
But what we're really asking is just
send him a text message.
Re-establish a friendship with him
and see what you can get to know.
So yeah, this simulation isn't convincing Adam to get
It's convincing him that I am and despite our friendship, he's gotta bring me in.
While I act like I have no idea.
I'm not gonna reach out and...
Yo, this is Snake-Ass-Nibbido!
Ewww!
Like, I guess see what's up, but...
This is especially important if, you know, if you care about him,
who knows, there might be an opportunity here to get him out of this.
I'd have to be like too hard to like take back up where we left off
Yo, he is not moving tag. Yeah, I don't know that's like robbing shit game. What's you think?
Hey man, he is not here.
Hey Adam, that's way too obvious.
That's not bad.
Oh my god.
Two weeks until ropery.
Do I have to look at the camera or can I look at my...
You gotta look at them right in the eye.
There's all the stuff we've been talking about.
Just like kind of keep it down.
On the down low, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I guess.
Kind of like to me new types of yeah, man. Sure
That looks like at least 4.5 acres I'm talking 7,300 square feet. I mean six bedrooms eight bathrooms
I'm talking about open concept contemporary design Monica for car garage a big motorcade
Hey, he's robbing a bank.
I'm Anker watching. Estimate the price.
He's in the area.
Maybe like three and a half.
Alright, Adam.
You've been known for to get here.
And we're really close to getting him behind bars.
I really think I could talk him out of it.
I don't...
I want to say yes.
I want to say...
try your best um whatever he says whatever he wants to do whatever he wants you to do
you need to say yes
that's what we need five days until robbery i question to you right now is can you do this
Be careful with those big words like everything and everyone and always, you know, I taught
Davis that lesson the other day.
Are you like your joke?
No, I'm not joking, serious.
I got some information I have delivered going to this bank in New Mexico.
I think I intercepted it.
Yeah, I don't... You're not... You're not actually...
Adam, I need you to focus.
Nah, you're still...
Ah!
Adam, I'll wait for my blessings.
Thank you.
I know he's your friend, but...
We have to stay on the mission, okay?
I mean, I got... I guess I was kind of hoping you'd feel different about it, because...
It's a dumb question for me to ask it, but...
No more friction.
No more fear.
I was going to ask if you wanted to...
I was going to ask if you wanted to do it with me.
Dude.
I know this is high pressure, but I need to say yes, right now.
Okay?
I just want you to at least promise me you're not gonna tell anybody, okay? That's all I'm gonna ask of you
For days until rubber you know this is
Destiny that you're here right now, bro. It's destiny that right before I had the last piece dude
The last thing I was missing before we go through it all this is I need the partner in crime
I need the guy who's gonna do it with me. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I got it
Not that it happened with me and you bro. Come on. I got you. I got you I'm good
Do you trust me if there was ever a time where you were gonna back out it would be now
Maddie! W5! Maddie! W5!
39 minutes until robbery.
7, 6, 11, 5, 9 and 20 miles today for
11, 17, 32 the day before.
Boost, boost, boost, boost, moving up and down the gate.
There's no discharge in the war.
No, no, no, no, look at what's in front of you.
How many cars are there?
Adam, we're gonna intercept before you get to the bank.
Just do what he says.
It's dangerous.
And you gotta hold it down, bro, please.
Four turns on this.
Everybody here?
You think they're following us?
And I'm there for the change of plans.
He saw us, which makes things more complicated.
We are going to have to wait until after you rob the fame.
Ah! Ah!
You can't just help me!
Oh!
Ah!
It's getting intense in there.
Just 30-30-3.
Oh!
I went there, did you remember?
What is it?
Trash it.
Hold on.
Four minutes.
This thing is gonna say what?
Four minutes.
All right.
I'm gonna stop these dog boxes on my pocket.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah.
No chance for nothing in that truck.
Where you going?
I need to take my mask off.
I'll open the door. You go on.
Same reason you don't wear goggles.
Alright! Everybody get out of the ground right now!
My son, where are you?
Damn! I'll move on! I'll get the ball! I'll get the ball! Get back there!
Come on! Get back there!
Go! Go! Go!
Everybody move!
Hey!
Go!
Go! Go!
I'm taking the fuck of all of you!
No, don't fucking beat me!
I'm not fucking around!
Everybody stay calm! Go!
Hey, no! Stay out!
They're down!
Spat them!
Spat them out!
Get in there!
Adam, let's go!
Come on!
We're good!
Get in the car.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh.
Get back.
That's the wall.
What are you going?
No.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Stay down.
Yeah.
Hands where I can see him.
Spread the hands.
All of them!
As you can see, it's trapped!
Two minutes!
Ow, hard!
Goddamn, man!
Is that drill working?
I'm gonna stay down!
Adam, we gotta hurry up, brother!
You do that?
No!
This is your money!
Three minutes!
Oh
That's for a kilo a gold bar is simply $5,000. I'm gonna buy one bro. Just I just want to have one gold bar money good
The time has come.
Two, eight, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, one hundred.
All right, guys. That's a wrap.
That's a wrap!
We may have robbed the bank, but the simulation isn't over yet.
yet and it won't end until Adam successfully gets me arrested and you know what I'm not gonna make
it too dangerous to make him drive considering he thinks this is real because he might do some
some reckless shit, you feel me?
This is what we call that privilege, okay?
Because anybody else confidently walking up the cops with a gun in his fucking hand, they
not gonna get this nigga a chance to think they're blowing that nigga down bro, no questions.
He could have a fucking taser in his hand and he would fucking kill him.
This thing would walk in like he's a gay cop.
You better get down, man!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, guys! Come back!
No way that's what I'm looking for.
No way.
We've checked the result.
Madagascar is way too open.
Just get to the safe house and kill us the cameras.
No!
Take off!
Who's safe out there?
Wow.
This is crazy.
So I ain't being a scum, right here.
Look at the view.
It's right in the middle of nowhere.
Oh, crush that, crush that.
Oh, shit, my food.
It's cold.
You got to say it, man.
You got all your money?
Just getting it organized.
Well, it'll be good.
You have a day or two.
We'll be out of here.
All the rest now, buddy.
Cool, I'm gonna make a call real quick.
I'm calling you.
Cool, I'm gonna...
We'll be out of here.
All the rest now, buddy.
Cool, I'm gonna make a call real quick.
You are so fucking suspicious, bro.
Who if I make a call real quick?
It's not the police or anything.
Call a lot real quick.
You gonna call your mom?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna see her again.
You gonna see her again?
I'm not gonna say goodbye to your mom forever.
I just can't be in different United States.
I can't come back to the country where I'm not gonna be able to talk her again after this.
I don't know.
I'll make you a call.
Can I just call it real quick?
Yeah, you got it.
Thank you.
I grew up in big.
I called my mom.
Hi.
I stuck out.
Do you have the address for the safe house?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, 11.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, 1164, uh, Kuei Court Road.
We'll be there in 15 minutes.
You're doing great.
Just keep it calm, yeah?
Yeah.
Just like always.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to bring a whole squad to you with us.
All right.
You'll be in, you'll be around six o'clock.
OK.
You're doing a really fantastic job.
You can go, Macy, snitching the man.
Thank you.
OK, all right, we'll see you soon.
Alright.
I'm named Ambassador Collwalks.
Who's your Collwalks name?
This is wild, man.
It's a fucking log, man, I go.
How was your call?
It was good.
How's your mom doing?
I'm fine.
How's your mom, Doug?
She's good, man.
I just kind of want to let her know I wasn't
going to see her for a minute.
You know what I mean?
This won't be a while.
Of course.
Got to keep the mottin' in the loop, man.
Oh, good.
Yeah, I know.
Listen, bro.
I'm a real giver of psych.
There's not a single person on this...
You're missing my point, buddy.
If he deletes a call log, then it's obvious he had a call.
He just said he talked to his mom.
Why is it not on the logs?
Why would you delete a log with your mom?
You know?
I'm telling you.
Then what I've done, what you did with me today, bro.
I can't tell anybody this.
I don't know.
I'm saying it's a fucking lot like this.
I didn't tell anybody about it.
But for some reason.
A reason I can't even really describe.
I don't know why it is the way it is, but I felt like I could tell you about it.
And it felt long at first.
It gave you something I didn't expect.
What?
I mean, bro, you found me, man.
I mean, after all those years, you reached that.
I don't know why it's got this weird feeling about you, you guys just never tell me.
You know?
You just go recording and open it up.
See what I like?
I thought I had nobody.
I thought I was drifting away but you reached out right before all of us.
It's like fate winded up.
It's just it's not just that
Maybe feel like I had a purpose
And then I had someone else to just share that purpose with
Me and your man we deserve office, and I'm so glad that I did it with you. No
Think about everything you've been through to get to here
Just a bit like me.
There's lots of success.
It's what success feels like.
Look at what you're sitting next to.
You might be the best friend.
You might be my, my only friend.
Are you sure?
You ain't gonna save me.
You're gonna save me.
I'm not gonna save you.
I'm gonna show you face.
I know what you're doing.
I'm gonna make you pay.
That's a river!
It's a river!
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
No.
I'll kill you!
Come on, they don't give a shit going on for a game!
The prize goes like a piece of shit right now, I can't like, backstab my fans!
At least put one more gold in your body to over.
Not the one bore in your pocket, monager.
Come on, man.
Hey, you and I...
You did the right thing. You did a good thing.
He is a different person now.
He's a dangerous person now, and he's not your friend.
I don't know. I mean, he still was my friend.
Where's the bad tool?
I'm good. I'm great.
You guys really know what you're doing, don't you?
It's sort of worth it, yeah.
You did the extra right thing and did a good thing.
Next part, breaking him out of jail.
Nigga, if there is a part to break him out of jail,
one more is 1.5-0-7, oh my god, no!
That one part was great.
I
All right, bro, killer man killer dude fucking killer well
People don't want to know what you thought about that
That was insane. That was crazy. Oh my god. I guess you just see it there man.
There's so much time. I know, compressed into like a thirty minute video. I know. I don't know how you did that.
But Adam's not walking out of your empty hand.
Do not be mistaken. Her son reads from this coin says $10 on it. It is not $10.
This is $5,000 of solid gold real solid gold not nigga
That's $5,000 of gold
That little coin
Like the gold who was in the robbery and this cool 5k for six weeks doesn't that's a good deal
What the fuck are you talking about bro? It's not like it was his full-time job
The nigga probably still went to work nigga at 5k on top of that nigga. That's fire. Oh is yours
wow that's real that's real yeah what it makes sense to your question everything
I'm sorry but thanks there yeah 5k is going straight to therapy
That shit is going straight to therapy, that'd be great though.
Every little piece of that shit is going straight to therapy.
Do we have a lot of reacts?
There's one more, but I'm not gonna lie that I'm off of a bed, like, as long as shit is, I don't have nothing to add to that.
Yeah, all right, let me let you just catch up and I think we're going to hop on now look
tournament starts at I think 430, which means you don't have a ton of time to practice.
And I'm going to be all the way honest with y'all.
It's five or 430.
I was told 435.
I'm just going to assume 430.
I haven't played the game in years,
but I used to be fire.
I used to be flat.
To me, that was fire back in the day
because that was around the time
I just started playing PC games, okay?
To the back room, Shirley.
I thought that was, let me check.
What did you find?
A place.
We found a place.
I found a place.
The back room is scary.
I might hit my crack.
We're on the way.
Hello?
You're on the way.
Anyone there?
I
Know how this sounds, but you're gonna understand it's massive
I'll say I don't believe you
Okay, I'm gonna come back here with proof
Alright, you feel me?
Follow my lead
That's what I'm trying to figure out. I've been here every night since I found the place and I still barely scratched the surface
I just take a slow
I'm wrong here at one game called Pumas.
Pull me up, pull me up, pull me up!
Police!
Pull me up, pull me up, pull me up!
Police!
Police.
Rooms.
This place built so...
It's like a maze, it just goes on and on.
Sometimes I'm scared I'll get lost.
I don't understand. What is this?
It's beautiful. Am I right?
Will you sport a game, chow?
I'm playing a game.
No, it's at the end of May two, bro
What's up, I just yeah, I probably will watch that I
Watched a good scary movie like in a minute though the game is not a story game
Yeah, I have a premise of like how it like what it is, but um,
you know like
Yeah
I'm asking so many fucking questions, bro
I might watch that I probably watch that your dad ain't gonna be so look back to the agency
You take showers like a prisoner you don't use a rack, loofah or nothing just a bar of soap.
I didn't say that no bro. I have an exfoliating glove manega. I use it every few days. Hot
ass shower, open up your pores. I just do shit functionally. Y'all need to do shit for
a show bro. You don't need to exfoliate every day unless you're fucking roofing
manega. You don't face exfoliate every, well some of you do actually. But I don't
My skin is amazing, bro
Yeah, I just do I do the shit that makes sense practically y'all a lot of people just do shit for show
So they go run around and tell niggas how clean they are stop it, bro
You're not gonna fool me nigger. You won't trick me money good
For showing a shower. Yeah, so they can come in chat rooms and talk about your free bands here
You better not be one of the first eliminated mind again
Yo, the gypsy say how the teams and shit are gonna be made chat
I
Don't know I think it's gonna be a drive divide the guests
Hey agents since you lost me one million dollars in the mr.
They I did not lose you a million 15 for a week as restitution bro the S15 transmission is blown
It's gonna take like a week for okay, so just okay. Let me update you guys the S15 transmission blue
All right her show me some pictures and he said agent
I have never seen this happen on transmission before so I don't know what the fuck I did to it, okay?
But it was always expected to blow. It's a very old transmission and we added a lot of power to the vehicle
We just thought it was gonna last five six months. This shit lasted a month. Okay. That's all me
I keep it above. I don't know what I did
I'll be honest bringing up the amp mountain
It just takes a toll anytime I need to stop put it in first because they put a fucking stop sign in the way
It doesn't matter. No excuses, right?
But the goal was always to upgrade the trans to the 350 or 370 Z trans because apparently those are bulletproof
That's what a lot of people I do drifting shit use
So most people they just throw that trains in the car and then they throw an adapt on that motherfucker and then boom
That one has no problems the old
Fucking decades old transmission was always gonna blow realistically bro. This was always gonna blow so they're just switching it out
I was kind of hoping for some more time before the switch
But I will say I like the 350 trains. I like it or the 370 trains. I use Nick from clean cultures
370 when I was doing drill school with the other Nick
Damn, it's a lot of nicks and I really like that trans bro. You're good bro
So hopefully mine feels something like that and you know what I'm saying?
We're not blowing no more transmissions in this bitch chat. I promise. Okay. That's the last trans I blow transmission
That's the update.
You're freebounds here again.
You never win in the comp stages stay in park gang.
Huh?
Comp stages.
Y'all haven't heard that in centuries.
Y'all didn't care what the stage name not coming to the stage shut up man shut
up man.
I've never heard of a life-saving man alone, bro.
All right, we about to be caught up.
Let's boot up the game.
Yo, Che, is anybody on Val right now?
Is anybody on Val right now?
Who's your attorney?
Is Joe an attorney?
Anymore.
And I don't know if I'm allowed to watch part of yet.
Hi, Susan, maybe?
One, two.
He is an attorney.
one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Standing this one out.
It's a moment kill the beat.
No doubt indeed.
Yeah, really the only thing I'm not going to- what's Chris doing?
You're eliminated comrades.
Oh man.
Are we playing chess right now?
Can I have a night?
Who's she playing against?
Is she nice?
Really easy.
No!
Is Emily in the tournament?
No!
Bro, she's going to fucking win!
in a specific position, I would recommend playing Bishop to you.
Oh my God, she's got way more experience.
It's a concept to you.
Okay.
It's called a pin.
So this Bishop right now is pinning the knight.
And there is a-
Yo, she is, she's gonna be overpowered and she's getting coached?
Paper and then goes onto the board.
So in this case-
She don't know how to play.
She don't know how to play game.
She does not know how to play chess.
Come on gang, Ivy League.
Okay, Ivy League.
All they do is play chess in Ivy Leagues.
That's all they do.
Nigga, they finish their fucking homework for the day.
They submit their assignments, they complete their papers
and they start playing chess.
They do this shit, bro.
I seen it in the fucking movies, Monica.
I'm telling you, bro,
she's gonna be a professional, bro.
It's her and Magnus.
The one told the told.
Mm-hmm.
They alive, survive a lot of pain,
only the strong survive.
Yo, Joe is so full of fucking surprises.
What the hell?
Ah!
This is a chess tournament?
Yeah, I think jc and chess.com are hosting
a big ass $100,000 chess tournament.
And it's 100 bands, gang.
You know, Nick is going to practice for that.
It's a big paycheck.
And you know, it's not like a team thing,
So it's not like you spoke that hundred with everybody like you did as eat the whole hundred, bro
You eat the whole hundred practice chess right now. All right, I'm gonna play chess right now
Okay, I'll be honest. I played I played a few games last night though, and that's where it took bro
But I won't play chess more than I'm gonna play Val. Oh, bro
I'm gonna play chess more than I'm playing Val game like like and it's great. I used to love Val game
I used to love Val bro. I
I
Won't game. That's it
Crazy, I'm a nerd dude, but like I'm a dumb nerd like I'm a stupid nerd
You know like I'm not wearing smart nerds because it's dumb nerds chat. You know all smart me
Okay, he's in the stone division I'm in the wood division which one's better chat. Oh
Big win big win let's go baby legend division, huh?
Oh
Stones better
I heard you
Understood
Yeah, watch this you can move his pony up go ahead move your pony nigga your fucking pony nigga
Just so I can activate my little bishop here, you know
Okay, I see what he's trying to do here he countered my shit. So now if I attack his shit, you know, I'm saying he's gonna take my shit
Okay, let's thank you, let's thank you. Let's thank you. Let's thank you. Let's thank you
I could really soon activate the queen. I could really soon activate the queen
Okay, I got an idea
No, I don't think it's I think activating the queen too soon is not wise it's not wise check it's not wise, bro
Okay, this could go boom this could go he's blocked there
I'ma go I'ma just bring my pony up for now. In fact, no, I'm gonna move this pony up
Yes, bitch
I might move that pony up. I gotta keep this pond here because I want to keep the queen defended
I'ma go here for now
That's not that's not gonna lead to nothing though. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do I got
I'm trying to get into habit of using my pieces on the bottom instead of just like playing too much with pawns, you know
I'm gonna be honest
Okay, here's what I'm gonna do
Here's what I'm going to do, I want to see, I'm going to move this here, okay, all right
watch this, watch this, time, okay, okay, fuck, damn, I got to move this back, okay,
this pawn up, bro. Okay, queen up. Let's go. Let's lock in.
It's gonna tack here. It's gonna tack there. It's gonna tack
there. Of all those attacks, I'm not too worried about them.
Now I'm gonna now I'm gonna apply some pressure because it
doesn't leave him with I'm gonna go here. He's gonna have
to attack this. He not gonna want to lose that. Okay.
I was smart of the nigger, he has to, he don't have to, but he gave me a, he gave me a free
position, I'm taking that, you can try and hit here, that's going to be a problem, oh
he did not.
And I'm going to move this up, okay you know what?
I'm going to move here just to stop him from doing a jump down here.
I don't know if that's wise.
Let me take the extra second to think, but I also don't want to run at a
time needed because that's what happens again.
Fuck.
Not a lie.
I don't even realize what I did wrong.
But here's what I'm going to do because he's obviously going to use that
Bish up, boom, I'm with my pony up.
I didn't see the Rook.
Can you not do this shit with the castle chat?
Oh, I'm not even, he can't even attack me from there.
We're good.
Fuck, I didn't see that.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Okay, I'ma go...
No, he could use a queen to attack if I did that.
Alright, if he was a queen, I'd take the queen out. Easy.
He won't do it.
He's gonna use a pony. Oh.
I
Gotta move my root broke my rook is kind of
My rook is kind of just
It's on a fucking island right now check I'll be honest
Okay, yeah, I don't have any good options brah I'll keep it a boat with child niggas man
Move the Knights this one here
Fuck I don't know what to do bro
All right fucking I'm gonna go up
Is there any punishment for doing this?
No.
I'm gonna eat that.
Okay.
I think I have a game plan.
Walk with me, Chad.
Walk with me.
Tonight?
Which night?
I
Got a back this motherfucker up now
Let's see if we can trade if you want to I
Just want to get this guy on my side game. I know he's up on pieces right now. I probably shouldn't be trading but it's oh
Brother is afraid of me
I got an idea
I'm a fucking idiot, bro, I lost to Jesus, I didn't see the nigga back forgot about the
nigga down there, bro.
I'm so.
Oh my God, this nigga stupid as shit.
He's done his a band of rocks.
Hahahahaha, oh my god, this nigga's stupider shit he's dumb as a bag of rocks
He's dumb as a bag of rocks
You better move that castle boy
Yeah, let me go let me grow some fucking balls real quick
Let me grow some fucking balls real quick
Yeah, I kind of sold I'm not alive, but it's okay
Boom
I'm be I'm even ag agro my queen right now. I got my queen. I might as well be aggro. He can he might as well activate his shit
I mean shit man
You know, I could back I could back it up
Or, oh my God, I go here.
What could he, oh he got the pony, I'm so glad I did it.
Way to think the shit through agent.
Back it at one.
Take that extra second to think, man.
Okay, I'm gonna leave the queen there for now.
In fact, I'm not gonna be aggro
No, he could attack me there. I'm not alive. This thing's better than me, bro facts. Oh
My god, hold on wait. I have an idea. Boom. Can you do nothing about that? I don't think he can
Yes.
The fucking bozo.
He's a fucking bozo.
I tied up.
I mean, he's gonna take it now.
But
I'm going to take his shit in the meanwhile.
That's a better player.
He could eat that if he wants to or he could eat that.
You're probably gonna try and eat that.
And I'm gonna take it.
You have a check?
Yeah, yeah I do.
Oh, I could have checked him.
Oh my God, I didn't think that.
I'm gonna be honest.
I might as well use the check.
Right?
Why make the same GG queen if I oh cuz the pony will go there
You have to eat that
Okay
Hold on
Hey kid, I'm trying to think of something I could do here when I got a time
Fuck
I don't know. I don't know how that castle and shit works. I'll keep it a boat John check
Here's a chance to win here, fuck.
Okay, okay I have an idea, oh my god I just wasted a move, that was not my, ahhh!
I should have castled there, huh?
I don't know what that is though.
I've never actually done it yet.
I mean, my rook saved either way.
He could have really lined up the bishop here and then fucked me.
It's too late now.
Wow, he takes my rook if I do that.
Fuck.
Your queen.
And shit, I can do with the queen right now.
Can't do that.
If I do that, my rook dies.
I don't think it would have let me would it let me do that
Okay, I got 55 seconds, I got it most fast.
Fuck. I lose off time again.
I just need more time to think
cause I'm new to the game, bro.
The bishop.
He's going to bring this queen there realistically.
He can't bring his shit up here unless he wants to die.
He's going to bring it up here.
But if he does that, I kill him.
I'd have to, oh my God.
I'd have to second, I would have had to second my queen.
I'm glad he didn't do that.
Thirty seconds.
Okay, I don't have much time so I'm gonna have to just rush some fucking decisions you can take you take it
What oh
You're the checkmate and did it
They convert their position. Good move getting central space. Your opponent's
grabbing space in the center, limiting your options. That pawn's grabbing central
space. Got a look. Central pawn push from your opponent. A reels. Developing a
knight and fighting for the center. Good. Your opponent's knight supports the
center. Pretty standard stuff, right? Getting that bishop ready for action.
Good plan. Your opponent's getting their bishop into the game. Okay, not
bad, but you had a better option. That's not a mistake, but there was
probably a better move. Your better option was to create a Pawn Chain.
What the fuck is a Pawn Chain? Oh. They had a better way to prepare a Bishop for development.
Your fine Keddo Bishop is putting pressure on the long diagonal. Nice. Oh, they missed
a better move, but worse moves exist too. Preparing to Castle Queen's side for King's
State to do the plan. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Castle in Queen's side.
Queen's side, that's what was on the map.
You're not able to attack the Bishop with a pawn.
You chase the Bishop away, good.
Oh, your opponent's moving there
and threatened Bishop to save,
so you smart move.
Free pawn, nice snag.
You get a chance to counterattack an opposing knight.
That knight is hanging, not good.
They missed a chance to capture a vulnerable knight.
Huh, what knight?
Oh, oh, oh no, you just hung your rook, that's a freebie for your opponent.
They took your free rook, that's a free real estate for them.
Yeah, I didn't see that!
That knight is controlling more squares, good job.
You are now able to win a tempo by threatening the queen.
Losing a knight, not ideal.
I mean if I bring my fucking night all the way over here the queen gonna fucking eat me up
They isolated upon it's easier to target I mean, okay
You were threatening to capture a pawn and win material after the follow-up trades
You just I make them laugh solid move, but not the best. Am I funny?
Your best move was to threaten Jack May.
Solid move, but not the best.
Your best move was to threaten Jack May.
Your opponent's getting their night to a stage square.
Not bad, not bad.
Oops, your queen is hanging.
I can't believe he missed that.
They messed up and now you can win their bishop.
What was it? That's how you find the only move that works.
Oh wow, they've wondered giving you a chance to win their piece.
Okay, your opponent moved too fast.
They missed the only good move, what?
Dropping a Bishop, not ideal.
Oh, I didn't even see that.
Wait, hold on a check.
Oh wow, they've wondered,
would that be wise if I lose the Bishop
by attacking Castle?
Your opponent moved too fast.
They missed the only good move.
The Bishop is dead.
I have no way to defend that.
Dropping a Bishop, not ideal.
Castle's better.
A clear recapture from your opponent?
Okay, nothing crazy here.
Oh, I didn't know that.
You permitted the opponent to counterattack an opposing bishop.
You are now able to checkmate the king.
You had an opportunity to checkmate the king.
I got to be the worst chess player of all time.
You are now able to truck me at the tent.
If I jumped over here, if I jumped over here, he would have had to go here and if he did,
He'd be under attack, it has nowhere to go.
If you went over here, he'd be under attack,
it had nowhere to go.
Official?
Well, hold on, if I went over here,
oh, it lets me move.
Your queen is hanging.
You missed an opportunity to checkmate the king.
It lets me move the piece.
You are now able to checkmate the king.
You're about to lose a bishop, not ideal.
You missed an option.
You are now able to checkmate the king.
Checkmate, time to move on.
Oh?
Did he only go two places?
I don't think I understand.
You are now able to checkmate the king.
This ship is protecting the Queen.
Sharkmaid time to move on.
Oh, so he can't attack the Queen.
That was the best of you were shouting about for Mad Long.
Dang.
I feel so dumb, bro.
your opponent check me to you ending the game it just wasn't your day huh I mean
whatever bro fucking bro you living you learn again y'all stop telling me I am
bro stop telling me that I don't want to go I don't imagine again the fuck is
wrong with me check
I
Put the fries in a bag. Oh, yo, I'm not that bad
I'm not bubblegum. So now I'm not even taking shit. Yeah chest isn't for you. You don't have the instincts for it
I hate when niggas say that you can develop the instincts for anything you fucking bozo
You just have to spend more time on it. I didn't grow up playing the shit bro
So like hey, you know what it's not that I didn't grow up playing the shit the little chest
I did play is the complete opposite of this. It's like having to unlearn everything you learned about chess
Not everything's not a lot but like growing up genuinely we killed the king if you cut the king you win brah
And we take it can we win game and sometimes we play where you have to take everything off the board
It was like a route if it was a pawn left you still didn't win yet
That's how we play and recess is how the fuck we played nigga. That's how we play bro, bro 100k is on the line
I'm learning dickhead. They chew out here, bro. Let me
At the end of the day man the day is gonna end for me at the end of the day
The day is gonna end. I'm not gonna answer you chat. I don't see a singular person not one
All valorant I can't be the first to go on bro
Oh, here we go, Michelle.
Attacking yogis, pull up, Mitty, Mrs.
Oh, castle.
Oh, my gosh.
Cam.
Get out the phone, though.
I
Stop me you spark up every time when he plays you got to get his long dick out the back of your throat
Oh, it's unnecessary. No every time this nigga play you spark up a fucking stream, bro
No, no, you was watching the first play two days ago as well and it wasn't no game of the day then
You're anytime when he plays you there game. What's going on, bro? You spurs fan
Huh the best one in the what
Game you tell me when be the best plan to leave bro keep it apart
I feel like I feel like you really a fraudulent NBA viewer for it like you did
that your job literally is to come up with the rage bait do you have rage bait
takes to form interactions my nigga there's no way so who you got winning
Not it.
Duh.
And again?
Oh my, what?
Duh, duh, duh.
But who do you have though?
Spurs?
Yeah, I think I have the Spurs.
All right, all right, put five gifted on that game.
Five gifted?
Okay.
Nah, I don't believe in the nuggets.
I don't believe in the nuggets.
I don't believe in them.
Oh, okay.
All right, now I really just wanted to call you to get-
You can't go, you can't go,
We can do a gifted wager in the playoffs.
Huh?
We can do a gifted wager in the playoffs.
No, no, no.
I don't like gambling.
But look, though.
Faze.
Agree or disagree?
Okay.
Top four teams in the West would win the East.
Yes.
Okay.
I agree.
Okay.
All right.
That's all I wanted to ask, bro.
No, no, no, no Houston Lakers, Lakers, Lakers would be the one that's questionable against
Boston.
But okay, San Antonio Denver will be able to be the best thing to these.
Yeah.
Okay.
I just wanted to see, see what you thought about that, but I go, go enjoy the Wimbledon
I'm just gonna say that I'm a lazy ass nigga bro.
Soon as this nigga Wembley show up on a schedule,
he's just, he's there.
Come on bro, I've never seen Spark at 3PM.
He does not do that bro.
I mean he does not do that game.
He's not like that, not that guy.
All right, yo check, does anybody know
if this Valorant tournament has money on the line?
I'm gonna hop on bro, just hop on.
I don't know, I just gotta win just for my,
what happened to my chat?
Super 24, I'm f**king win me, that's the craziest part.
I just really I really do fuck wimby though. I'm a huge
You know, fuck wimby bro. I just feel like I fuck with him
There's no F, but there's no butts. There's no anything. I just I did as fuck with him 50k online for no reason
I'm gonna be honest there's gonna be so many operators and shit. I don't know about me
He's gonna be so many operators yo chat. What did Jinxie say? Um?
What did Jinxie say the uh?
The thing starts that as poke play voucher. Is she live?
If she's not live, she's not hopping on game
Hi Eastern poke can teach you
Are you saying as a man, I got to be Q dodging
Me Q dodging what never done no shit like that the fuck are they talking about
This behavior negatively impact competitions
We understand the needs of Q dodge
Don't do that
My dick, bro. I don't do that, bro. I do not do that. Okay. Excuse my name. I made it like fucking six years ago
I was like five years old at the time.
Where's the deathmatch?
The fuck?
What's everything changed?
What is party code?
What is that like a bucks on the chat is that a lot 10 bands you go to the store real quick
Do some sort of play you know when I play Valorant, I don't play nothing but rank bro
I keep can't catch me playing unranked. I don't know why yo, what's up? What's up, team?
I'm going to put my headphones on.
Deathmatch, warm up, warm up.
Toes if you can hear, toes if you can hear, toes if you can hear.
Let me make sure my voiceover, voice chat is working.
Input, we're going with the Yeti output, we're going with Atlas.
to talk on team voice chat on cats. Yo y'all can hear me? Y'all can hear me? Hello hello?
Hello hello hello? Does it work in um... does it work in um...
Oh that was warm up. You don't work in... oh my god that's so ass.
I'm walking game, am I pussy?
Chad, just tell me.
Ah, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock!
Come on, game, what kind of spawn point is that?
Wow.
Here we go.
It's a little laggy.
Pretty.
Enemy kill.
It's pretty laggy, Chad.
What's my crotch button gang I don't have one
You pop pussy you just you just fucking camping there bud I
Don't remember this man that well, there's one of the newer maps when I stopped playing
to be fucking shitting me
I don't like that gun. I'm gonna go
Lost all hope. First time playing a game in a year and you can tell me about Lost All Hope
That's all good
It's all good. It's all good. Who's panicking not me?
Who's panicking not me? I'm not-
You mean to tell me none of that was a headshot?
Oh, I do remember this map! Get popped.
Hey, I'm not glad to hit detection in this game if you're like way worse than Counter-Strike.
There's a fucking door there, of course there is.
I don't have a Krauts butt end!
You motherfucking skeeling.
Oh I almost had that two piece!
You know what's crazy, I never played jet. I feel like I'm brawled with this jet skin on.
I
Crouching isn't gonna help. Yeah, it is when I'm spraying it sure is. It's like a strafing method
How
How am I doing chat be honest with me though
See see I
I don't think crushing is gonna go out your fuck if it's getting valid. I'm doing it
See see look I'm not gonna get to head tapping anybody
Love you're so they're just standing there. I'm not playing with these pushes game. They're just fucking standing
They're just standing there camping locations, bro. They don't have it. No fun. It's time to go rank, bro
All right, let's play for real broken. Oh, they call it competitive now
You asked
What that
How about that how about you got spit on
your name I used to be that guy Rob be honest with you man early days I really
used to be that nigga bro I used to be that guy man I'm no longer that guy do
unranked no nigga no no absolutely not I predicts predicts predicts predicts predicts
Ronda was that sound? What was that?
They about to tell me I'm oh here we go fucking buggy game, bro. Yeah, they about to tell me I'm Q dogs in the game, bro
Yo, yo, what's up everybody? What's up, bro? I got doing this shit, man
Let's go back from a combat
What's your thoughts on the war, bro?
The what?
The war.
I don't know, bro.
I mean, I know I want to fucking 10 game losing streak, though.
Oh, I know that's right.
Nana, how about the war, though?
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
like like what do you mean hold on you lost 10 straight games bro yeah we're
cooked yeah oh my god we're cooked bro please send me back to the lobby game
fuck no I don't want no nigga thank the lord thank the lord god almighty match
found 10 straight there's one common denominator in that it's not the
servers. It's not the Elo. Yeah, what's up? Yeah, who y'all gonna
pick and shit like that?
Yo,
yo, who y'all who y'all okay, we're just gonna pick cool.
I'm just hovering. Sure, sure. I'm thinking maybe omen.
Omen ass. I haven't played in three years. Is he ass now?
Uh, I think he's still pretty good.
Okay, good, good, good, good, a lot of his team.
Smokes and whatnot.
Who's the new black guy?
Uh, Mr. Vito.
Is he nice?
He's, uh...
It's tough. It's tough.
He's all right. He's kind of like, uh, Omen.
Oh, he's a smoke guy?
No, he doesn't have smokes. He just has teleport.
Okay, cool. I should have TP.
Kind of like Omen then, I guess.
Yeah, it's all right
Hopefully it's a map right now
I could I could go do this but we'll see how it goes. I just believe in yourself, bro. Okay. Yeah, we got this
I like this team man, it's what we call um
Yo, is it are the bands quick in this game? I feel like everybody's well behaved like no toxicity
come on do it like nobody talking smack
just you wait what the fuck one douless i'm a douless man i don't need no fucking flash
none like that if you don't do this i don't even a speed booster
i'm me i'm me they don't know you
duh you think i walk around every lobby i've been in like niggas know who i am
I
Know that character got a server me I notice man
Go check how you like my fucking thing I feel like I'm back
What is that
What is that I shoot it trap
It's a Rook.
Watch me hand-tap two people right now.
Oh, shit, I'm Rook-tating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't you know Rook?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't you know the names?
Raise on that. They make too many.
Spike planted.
Come on. Damn, my sound is man-delayed, bro.
Fight!
Last player standing.
Nice try.
That was a good try.
Good try.
Nt, nt, nt.
Headphones.
It was too late, bro.
I thought I didn't know what to know.
Usually people just stack five stack, right?
You're buying.
We save them.
Probably a save since we just lost.
there in spawn
I
Had a flank it's too pushing that side. Yeah, they're going. Yeah, I thought those inspector when I picked it up. What was that?
Was that um the fuck I forgot the guns called you can't shoot that from far man. They said
Yeah, I did my part and I killed two people roll my team at they go
Yo, dude, we just get fucking aced by a sage, dude.
Energy about you these days.
I can feel it, man.
I'm up for it.
I don't know Roman the most.
So what's the region shield?
Is that good?
It's 25, and then it like, it regions back to 25, I think.
It's pretty good, but it's only on like characters
like in games, something that's out of play as well.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
So nobody has that right now?
Snuff them out.
No, I don't have it.
This character is ideal and shit.
I don't know anything.
Knows me game.
Yes!
What's up here? I heard him. It's a race.
I'm not ready for the tournament.
Take aim, Zenfire, let's not complicate it.
Use your ability?
Oh, I forgot I had that.
I genuinely forgot I had that.
You are never winning a tournament.
Well, I'm not gonna be the first pick.
If I'm a third pick, my team's gonna be good.
If I'm a fourth pick, we're winning.
You're a captain?
Oh, no.
I can't shoot that.
I
Mean
Plank that fucking that fucking piece of shit rain of the boys flanking a
My dick, bro, you know, we need a time out. Yo, we need a time. I need a bathroom break
Now we're going all out, we're going all out, we're going to fan some chat, we're going
I am captain, C-squared, they think you're nice at Val?
Yo no no no, no no, I haven't played in bitch in four years.
Last player standing. Yeah, I'd probably just say it's a hi-yah day
It's been going alright
That's good, that's good. What about you?
Yeah, not bad
That's a separate
I
It felt like, that felt like, that felt like a full-core press from the 94 Bulls, man.
It begins.
Our team fucking sucks, dick, dude.
Don't play the game in fucking centuries.
It's like season three.
Enemy seen.
Teleports gone, man.
Oh, they're calling fast. That's what she said.
Oh my god, you scared the shit out of me.
I know that Raina gonna be back here.
I shot his cock
like play play play
Should have called it out before talking about it. I should have called it out first. That's all me. Let me tell you responsibility
All right, we need a fucking we need a goddamn motivational speech, right? Got everybody man. Yeah
Look man ladies and gentlemen at the end of the day today is gonna end
Do you want to be a winner? You want to be a fucking loser?
These guys fucking suck they got a rain that's always on the flank and four niggas that can't fucking pick their balls from their dick
All right. All we got to do is stick together and calm. We're not talking enough
You're right. You're right. Let's go
Here I hear them a yeah
They're here is not a cop
I that's all to play. Let's play
Pushing up pushing up pushing
Alright, let's go.
No! 64.
He's uh...
Two here!
Behind that wall.
He's TP'd out.
Come out, come out, Ravichar!
Use your ult.
He was main, he was probably red too.
I think man, yeah
Go for the head heads only heads only heads only
Nice
That's how you do it
I like man, you know, I love this bar my team like that chat
I really do love inspired these niggas though when it kind of this game is shit like don't we kid
There's only hit him in head twice. See that? That's good boy. That's good stats. That's good stats
I'm about to pop out here because my dick is big in in there's
My car is faster than there's my brain cells
Or smarter than there's my mic is clear to nearest
Your quality is clear to nearest
I
Hear
Here is not a calm
Where you are
Sage on her wall
remaining.
He's on the door.
Yes!
I bet they didn't see an omen coming.
Yeah, I got put some smokes down.
Yo, I forgot I could smoke.
Yeah, hold fire.
He's passed three rounds.
I haven't seen ace smoke.
No, I haven't thrown one.
That's why.
It didn't answer.
Yo! Oh my god! Those smokes! Oh my god!
I'm not even using them like... Like damn, man.
Maybe I can't believe this is comp.
Sound like they're going C?
No, B.
right there.
been made. Be careful on the
rotating it. Oh, my God.
I
What are you so my all can I get a W off in the chat?
Yo, they would resettle the back I
Don't want to take too much credit, but since my big motivational speech we have not lost around. Oh
Right, I actually true
He's carrying this game you smoke right here
You gotta stop seeing here, bro
He came there. Where's that? Amen. Amen. Ah, where's a
Spike down a
No
I think we're gonna plant B maybe it might go all the way to C
I think one was made but I gotta go straight head taps let me go for some low
I don't really notice about that one
I
Fuck it
Yo, dude
Only did things with a fire bro ski, how am I doing on chat realistically not bad though, right consider first gaming centuries
Yo, how was that guy low on funds last round, bro?
We've been winning.
Looking like a silver?
Yeah, I would say like I'm probably playing like a bronze right now.
But I think I can get up to gold before the tournament.
I really just need my aim realistically.
My smoke's not gonna be the best.
All my smoke knowledge in season two.
So anything after that, I'm not familiar.
I HIT THE FUCKING HEAD!
One mid.
They're all rotating out of A.
Drop a smoke there. Drop a smoke there.
What is that? What did you just do?
What's that? What's that halo?
Over here. What's your heal that now?
Spike down B.
Shoot! Like I never left!
I should do that!
Spike Plantus. Last player standing.
What happened?
She has to get in a system, so I'm gonna come back.
Oh, shit
It's a ult. Oh my god get f**king baited
No
Last round in the half or the sensitivity no my senses fine
I need this
All right, guys again, let's use our smokes. No, I get a donation right here. Hey a main
Now please get a donation
Thank you
She's here
I'm about to flash.
It's level 88.
I'm rotating to A.
Talk about let's play.
I'm only aiming for heads chat.
Aiming for chair.
I knew that pushed up I didn't think it'd be one's holding top man
you know ever since I acknowledged the fact that I gave a speech with lots of
you know pain they can't be kids come for it it counteracted itself yeah yeah
my phone we got it though 9-3 curse real trust
how many are you on this corner I'm a flash do not look okay
Turn your aim bar on bro, oh my fall
And nobody got skins on a shit
I got one hour before the tournament starts. There's nobody made me captain who else is captain?
It's who though
Blind they wall the fuck
You can blow it down.
What?
How did my skin not get here there?
I feel a flang in the tray.
You can hide behind that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My fault.
at least two in tree. I think last two on site. They're they're hugging spike so they're
gonna be in tree I think last player standing all right now they are I'm
watch I don't know what to say game you have to buy the new bundle this game is
skin to win oh that's not true bro that's not true bro why y'all always
agree with me when I'm told to myself but for some reason when I'm telling
you things is not with me bro
cover going out
what the fuck are you doing?
let me, let me hit that
your pop, is he?
why are you chickening out?
I
Play
Spike down see
She's there raises
Oh, Nick, she's looking over top, but I didn't know you could do that
This team is a little rough, man.
Nice.
That's all we needed, bro.
Just one round, man.
That's all we needed, Chad.
Just one round.
That's all it was.
That's all we needed, man.
You should put your face cam on a mini-map so you can't really be snipe.
I don't think that's my current problem.
That's my current problem
This is sad, no, it's not it's not sad
Yeah, that's kind of crazy wait you can really snipe
use an order utility.
Pop dummy.
Nice.
You can go see Lucky.
Maybe rotate, maybe swallow nut.
I'm not
Where she's in the back
You did that
I also met us ready
Laugh player!
Flank! Flank! Flank!
Fuck, that's it.
No way!
I'm so butt.
Sorry, guys.
I
Really just feel like
Yeah, I should not be a fool for 14 Andy bro. That's I'm just me. I'm just being honest, bro at the end of the day
That's all I know how to be
You game like it does damage to you in real life because I take this shit seriously as
I should drop in a smoke shadows drop.
What a horrible smoke.
I
Right outside
I
Fucking hate this fucking game
All right, let's watch some illustrious gameplay here from hush
Goodness gracious, bro. You have a whole fucking op. You have a whole fucking op. How could you?
match point
Okay, which gun to fix this time?
I hate light!
Matt T.P.?
Hey, you think I'm gonna fuck it up?
Eleven to fourteen?
They've done my first time playing in four years.
You think this is Hush's first time playing in four years?
Or do you think he's brain dead?
Thank you.
you
You're pot you play
I'm going to the age of I should calm that
How many fucking servers am I in?
Well, now I'm going to find it, I'm going to get there, found it.
Can't even find your own server.
Is this just so many, bro?
I'm just, is this just so, oh, oh, and he's playing.
CS2 player tries Valorant.
Is he nice?
I have to say now it's too late at you
Yeah
Check this out check this out. I I make the comms
I'm gonna go cool.
Hey, are you doing wrong?
Hey, thank you for five.
Give the P. O. Box one of your birthday.
What you say, baby?
You said what?
You said, hey, I said, would you say, agent?
Oh, okay. I miss her.
Oh, you trying to hop on Val?
I am very soon. I just started right now. Can you give me like 15 minutes? You want to warm up?
I do want to warm up. The tournament doesn't start till 2, no?
Yeah.
Oh, you want our last minute niggas. Okay, now you write, you write, you write, you write.
Wait, do you, do you, did you hear about the batter daddy?
Good one. Luckily I've been on TikTok. Next try champ.
I heard all about it. I heard all about the matter daddy man. I heard all about the matter daddy, bro
What's the matter daddy? Oh?
What is calling
Niggas is just like reusing the same shit. We don't see it on tiktok man. You can't fool a nigga like me
Yo
Yo, yo, yo, what it do spike grow FTC
Flight team stand up y'all was a good agent
You wound up there standard FTC
He wasn't staying every time flight would drop a fucking shit one-to-one basketball video nigga
He wasn't there watching flight back when he was playing NBA live
And he fucking refused to get off that game for some reason why everybody's playing 2k
He wasn't watching that nigga, bro
He wasn't watching that nigga from here from one time he was retired from NBA live
the whole community died behind it.
He wasn't there, bro.
He wasn't FGC gang.
So don't sit there and say you stood up.
You're not like that.
Oh, I used to watch his videos back in the day, bro.
Isn't that not like a thought, bro?
I used to watch his videos back in the day on YouTube,
before he even streamed.
Not hearing me again.
Yo, what's your, uh, what's your bout, uh, thing?
Are you sure you want to know, bro?
Are you sure you want to know?
I mean, did it go into a match?
No, no, no, because that's that's how I get me with the Q dodging shit chat. I didn't look I'm disconnected
Sent it to you
You're growing your phone like you're really grown
All right, bro, fine, I'll change it bro, it's not your right, bro
It is I swear to God press on right ID and then just paste it and then send it
It'll it'll I did bro. It's saying nothing, bro
You send it one more time send it one more time
Huh?
Send it one more time send it one more time. I'm saying I'm now stops playing or not found that you don't exist
You're doing something wrong. You're gonna blame me
What's your tag what's your tag?
Are you sure you want to know?
God I couldn't I mean it's let me see bro. You're making fun of mine, bro. Let me see what yours is
No, I guess yeah, it's gonna be just don't judge me
I mean it like centuries ago clicking heads for 004. Thanks for saying it. I appreciate it.
Are you meow? No, bro. It's the bro. You know what is bro. Come on, dude. Are you the chosen one? Yes,
There you go, you didn't put the chosen in there. You just put one. Oh, you did
Then you have all that in the username
Yeah, bro, well, I mean just for me though cuz bro, then I funded this fucking game, bro
They know I'm saying I can't tell who's corner your clicking heads or the chosen one
But she went up bro, how's life been now I've been good bro
just been winning tournaments and shit man just old types of winning and just so much wing
yo stop inviting me chat i'm not going to play with you
yo uh uh what was i gonna say uh i was gonna say oh don't put comp don't put comp fuck that fuck that
no it's not it's saying parties in that legend in the legend bowl nothing you're immoral
bro come on chill i was radiant bro bro your bro the reason why my name is the choice was that
I got rank one in this game and NA and EU bro NA and EU
No, it's not split play fucking rated bro. Put on split play. What's the play? It's the same thing
But it's just shorter games. I don't understand you weren't ranked number one and in North America and Europe
I flew to Europe to conquer Europe. I got Europe
There's a nigga out there from Asia that's bigger than you. Yeah, I
Haven't went to Asia
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yo, bro, last time we did a CSGO trying to make you were low key looking good, bro.
Are you good at this game too or what's up?
When it comes to this game right here, bro, this time people usually see it.
It's 10s and then it's me.
Oh, wait, word?
Yeah, it's 10s and it's me.
Fats and it's Tari.
You know, an auto-monthly niggas, man, but it's me first or second.
I am the beginning.
Oh, why are you locking an omen then?
You know, so I'm an auto lock because I'm used to the best player on every team, guys.
I like to calm down.
He's sexy, bro.
You sound sexy.
Yeah, so sexy.
Appreciate it, bro.
Just get on your knees and show me how you feel.
All right, on them right now.
Pull down your pants.
What is this fucking delay?
They already did it again.
We two do it, you know?
Once you jealous of some shit, you know
You're gonna do such okay
Okay, what are teeth nigga, we don't want to see that
all right, straight down bro.
Holy bro.
All right.
I noticed Matt Muda, I noticed Matt.
Yeah, it's not was back in the day.
This map was in the back in the day.
Well, it's not there anymore.
Shit, Chris is calling.
All right, I'll figure it out.
Hey, what's up, Chris?
So yesterday, right?
Yesterday, right?
He was like, hey, hey, yo, yo,
It's right after shooting and stuff now.
And what you know, we definitely can get that game to see.
Come on.
We definitely can do that, man.
And I'm like, I am.
I am.
I'm at back.
Did you get fucking caught?
Let me know.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Give me a call right after.
I'll come to the next day.
I'll fucking go to the next day.
I still can get that call, sir.
So that's how I see what it is.
That's the thing is, you see how sick it is.
You want to see what it is.
You want to get these thugs and women.
I don't think this game is a game, really.
I didn't see what's happening. I didn't see what's up the game, anyway.
I see what's happening. I didn't see what's happening.
I didn't even got a slave to me.
Now, I see a character.
Oh my God.
I didn't catch that. What'd you say?
Now, now you see a character.
Oh okay. Yeah, now I'm using the Omen, sir.
Last player standing.
I'm using Omen.
You're using what?
Omen.
What are you talking about, bro?
What are you talking about?
The character you use in all the games?
That we're not gaming together?
You want to play with me?
You're not part of the gaming tournament, though.
Did Jinxie not invite you?
Oh, my gosh, bro.
We're not talking about the tournament.
We're talking about me.
I
Like
Right you gonna say like why do you think you didn't do that?
I
Keep it about you, bro. If you want to hop on place a val right now you can
Finish it off
What happened, what's going on?
So that being said...
Fuck, I lied to you!
Okay?
What?
And that's all I have to say at the end of the day, bro.
Look!
Uh-huh!
Yo, you didn't even tell me we were going to start, bro.
You didn't say nothing, game.
Look!
Look, look, this is all your fault.
It's always your fault,
and I take no accountability when it comes to anything ever.
So please, if you want to play some games,
it's gonna have to be after I win this big-ass tournament
home the bread bro I need to bring home the bread for family Chris feel me like we failed to in
the mr. beast video by the way
hey don't say we I carried out niggas
no you didn't you got used to first thing out in dodgeball
hey uh excuse me I made it to day two
did you
oh I made it to day two you just spent more time there maybe you got the same result as anybody
else
you're not day one nigga though you let you you failed in the first day you were in
I made it to the next date. I got to spend a night in shit in porta pottons
You don't get to do that
You don't get to do that. You don't have to change into another fucking
A purple list of beasts
You don't have to make it real big
Cause you're not fucking a shit
You're like wild animals in that bitch
Yeah, yeah, yeah, why are you telling me all this bro?
So, you still boss money, how much money did you leave with bro?
How much money did I leave with?
$900.
Okay.
$900.
I have a grandfather in Texas, so I'm going to be down at the top.
I'm going to be one of the remaining states.
I'm going to be down at the top.
30 seconds left.
Love is eliminated and doing the game.
All right, man.
Well, we both left with nothing.
Oh, my god.
I'm just saying we've got to be in front.
I ain't left with something.
I have a lot of balls.
You got to be in front of something.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
The game's starting, Chris.
I've got to speak to my dear brother.
You want to play after him?
I
Can you buy me the hop
I like actually I'll get a kill dude trust you gotta say please bro
Please daddy. Oh, no shit. I gotta buy heavy armor daddy. Did I tell you see all that?
A little bit extra though, no
Huh
I just lied nigga, I wasn't gonna buy a swift though nigga, I'm not helping
Oh my god, I had mewed up and trying to kill people
Yo, this is right now another team is like legendary bro
Let's go, begins
Stroh, get your kills up man
Yo, do you know that we have a number one ranked player on our team and we're down right now?
Yo bro, what is he doing?
He's gonna be strong, bro
You know we got a number one player on the team and we're losing?
Yeah, I'm not even playing on AFK because bro, you're-
Hey just so everybody knows, the chosen one on everything I stand for is the number one player and he's fucking hot!
I swear! Number one NA! Look at his fucking leaderboard Monica!
Look at his leaderboard! He's two and three! He's negative dude! Let's shame him! He fucking sucks! You're washed bro!
You're washed bro you're washed
Jesus fucking carry us dude. You're fucking jet negative jet. What are we talking about?
Say something just mute up and smoke my god
That's what I'm saying bro!
No, I'm fucking kidding!
No, no, no, no! Begging me for an op!
I'm fucking kidding!
Begging me to give you on your knees looking for an op!
Oh shit, what is this?
What is that? I don't know, I don't know, it's like a new character.
You're a moot or you did ass pussy, gang!
You're in! I just thought that I'm gonna rip you to shreds!
What is that location view?
Hey, good coms guys.
Hey, you can't talk to another team on the suit plate?
Yes, you can.
We have this guy in our team, it's over.
Yeah, I'll be honest right now. I think the chosen one is the biggest problem. He just uh, you know, he's a do list, bro
Let's let's enter together let's make a plan fuck yeah, this is the fuck I'm talking about your hair. All right, let's go
What are you gonna dash in or what?
I'll smoke. I'll smoke. Hey. Hey, let me show y'all what the right one
Yo, let me show y'all what the late one valor player does
Yo
Hey ZZ's everybody
GG, fuck you, mother.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, it was not fucking with you in that login, bro.
It was not a fan of you, bro, whatsoever.
I think a lot of them blame you for the failure of the team.
Bro, I wasn't...
When you were muted talking to chat, I was muted.
Someone dropped a thousand gifted subs, bro.
How much does it play after that?
Well, maybe they dropped a thousand
to inspire you to do better, not to do what you just did, bro.
This is like a play bug show play play play. Okay, we got
Five oh my by the way, you got me in lobbies where there's no chance. I'm landing shots on these niggas, bro
This is Smith play bro. So they came and shoot it. There's no
Okay, the rena was the rena bent me over and fucked me multiple times
Match. We're also getting a cheese knife, bro. So there's not much we could do
All right, bro. Just just lock in bro. I would hate for you to be embarrassing again, man. Please
Please
Yo, what's up everybody?
What's up clicky heads, you just you talking to the right number five in a right now, by the way
Wait, so we invite our way wait, but huh?
Agent you know, do you know I had Drake in my phone number after my phone list?
You know I talked to drink with my cousin
What are you talking about, the artist?
Yeah, well, champagne poppy.
I am the beginning, but I am the end.
I was just trying to flex now, that's it.
Yeah, no, that was a weird flex, because it's like, duh.
I have a number two.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, yeah, that's my cousin.
Wait, I was just joking, actually?
Chet, do I commit or do I keep mine or?
Oh my god.
Alright, nah nah, I'll keep the votes.
No, I don't, I don't have none.
Wait, so like what's like...
Bro, are you even like a gamer these days?
Everything I press on your streamer like reacting to some bullshit.
It's not true bro, that's simply not true.
Like bro, the agent faster than you was like bro, you just playing everything.
That's simply not true man, it's simply not true.
What video game are you on these days?
Yo, uh, Sol, can you please get the fuck out of A and go to B?
Yo, rotate.
Yo, Sol, rotate.
Uh, wha- wha- wha- anything on B?
Good work everybody together!
Yeah this lobby is a lot more boring bro.
They're not actually engaging in my toxicity.
Here, here. Yo, uh, yo, soul, uh, Jet, hello?
Y'all know the mics?
Wait, that's it.
What the fuck?
Hello my lady, how are you?
What?
But I want to go this fine beautiful Saturday
Yeah
No, I'm just I'm just saying how are you doing on this Saturday? Yeah, I'm fine
That's good. I'm glad you're good
Here's a big turn in two hours
you know this. Yo, there's a drone in the sky, monnega. They're pushing short.
Yo, guys, so I can get that gun.
I
How much is the one this
What is he?
Okay, I'm one HP through the wall. I didn't see anybody. Can't everybody please everybody just say to rank real quick
Radiant
How about you Jeff
Is there reason she's only talking to you Monica? It's a rule of course right now. It's a really charge
It's because bro Asia. I run these streets. Well, this is my game, bro
Is there something you do what I'm not doing bro
No, you're good, bro
You're so fucking pussy you just
Oh
I don't know if I woke up one day and all my skills evaporated from my fucking soul
I don't know what it is. I think I've been doing too many fucking eat H recently, bro
I think I might pick this one. Oh my god. Yo, let me have this one, please get this killin' I'll give you my phone number
I don't want that
No, bro, you can't be that selfish like you obviously see if I'm around this down
Last round in the half
You're gonna do I'm gonna alley you do you want to alley you know, I'm obviously muted bro
And I don't really appreciate that as the team leader
Because I was supposed to communicate with it with the team if I'm muted wait, you're muted. I'm calm
Got calm fan, bro. You said the n-word. What are you?
No, bro, they can't
No, hold on. You can hear me again. I can't I can't know you got bad
No
Probably like seven days now
I'm not like this game this game is soft. I won't lie
One enemy remains.
Three days?
Come on, man.
Come in for three days for saying that N-word immediately?
I mean...
How do you gonna tell me what I can't say?
Fox. Fox. That is Fox. That is Fox.
That is Fox.
I got a refund bro. I got a refund after that bro. Wait, I don't think you can play the tournament either. You need a new account now
This way
I
I know when you're banned you can't queue anything like your account terminated for three days or however long it is
You can't sell word either ball this game. Oh my god
They retarded or retarded or you can't see the end where he can't say anything
But you can't say anything again. Yeah, be very careful. I'll be careful. Wait, what's the end word?
Okay, brother
Is that a test drop? Come on. Oh, you know I would never say that
Why did not find my seat for some reason
Who's that?
Races are moving at the Antiprat now.
Come on, gang.
You're not racing.
Like, people are being racist in Val?
I'm not back when I played.
It's a different game now, bro.
The most racist game of all time is Counter-Strike.
Haha! By Alore's margin.
I
There's feedback for you bitch cuz all girls play you put a knife
Cheer fucking failure
What how
and uh ready and do different problems
you should have liked it
what?
you should have liked it
okay fine i'll have all life on my side
i'll let it be the next one for you
yeah do it
go go go
you need help i can smoke for you
i can smoke for you gay
here you go go get it
see you around
i got an orange shirt
You're never blind, you're blind, you're blind next to me when I tell you to!
Put your- don't die for a minute!
Blind! Blind! Blind!
You're not a son again!
Nah, I didn't know the door was open.
Oh, bro, Jesus gone, hold on.
Yo, what's up?
Agent, what is going on?
Drop the trophy.
Uh, the draft is-
Okay guys, I don't like this, though. I'm not blind.
Yeah
Bro I'm the worst captain by for her
I played a bunch of season 1 season 2 I haven't played in years
No, Lacey says that about every game.
Lacey says that about every game.
Every game, except for Fortnite, he says, I played it one time.
He's like, that's fun!
You understand me?
OK, you're welcome.
I have to get to the bottom of the switch.
OK, just let me know when you're ready.
Yes, in 21, you should join the captain's call
and you'll be able to draft the medal.
Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Access it.
10 seconds left.
Yo, I was in the middle of an important call, bro.
Do we need constant communication?
What are you doing here? Are you carry us?
Bro, I am with 11-4!
So dude, how many calls do you get? How many calls do you get a minute, bro?
Holy...
You've been restricted to the April 7th.
Future of your behavior.
Sorry, what did you say, Jack?
Ron, I can't even chat.
I can't even ch- No, give me off the game, though.
Realistically, like, if I can't even chat with Nidazdo,
I can't chat, right? I can't talk shit, nothing?
Oh my God, this is fucking communism, chat.
This is communism, bro!
They about to jail me for what I said, bro!
Hold on, I shoulda spent my money.
Yo, dude!
Alright, let me get that gun.
Please!
Bro, I fucking hate shotguns.
Like, I actually like, bro.
I actually fucking hate shotguns.
I fucking hate shotguns, bro.
Like, there's, bro, any game that there's a fucking shotgun on,
you know, that's dope.
Moody blues, they're cheap, I can guarantee.
I bet my testicle's on it.
How the fuck did they know?
Huh?
What the boss is calling, bro?
Yo, let's get drunk off.
Gun here.
They said, ah!
No, nigga, they said, they took you, I did it, I did it.
No, cow!
I don't even think I said anything crazy last game chat the backs will be towards at least
one of us.
What?
Go go go!
You deadly bear.
Did you use our word?
I think I did yeah.
Here.
That's crazy.
You don't got a pulse?
No one in there obviously.
Oh, that's just so sad.
Smoking shit.
Not bad.
Oops.
I made that push possible. I'm like that. I made that fucking push possible
Yeah, I wish I could take credit for that way, but I came to talk in cars game
Like literally bro, that's demoralizing as fuck man
There's demoralizing as fuck.
Yo, huh?
Yo.
You like that last, you like those last rounds though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did pretty good.
15 and 5 by the way, bro.
15 and 5.
The tournament is in 20 minutes, bro.
The tournament is in 20 minutes, and Jinxy made me a team captain and put me as last.
I have last fucking pick.
That sounds about right.
They shouldn't have made you captain in the first place, man.
You can buy far the best captain.
Oh
That's so unfair, bro. No, I want to pick you. I'm a captain too unfortunately, but I'm gonna try and get out of it
Yeah, I'm not yeah, I'm not playing this
Shitty-ass captain. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's why I told him I said gang
I haven't played since season two, you know, long ago that was I stopped playing when like the added Yuri in the game
Who Yuri?
Oh
You know
Come on, let me hear you say it bro. Come on
How you don't teach me how to speak English
Well, I should love you, but where'd you go I left
I'm calm man. I might as well go in the fucking death max and drink with everybody else
Huh, can't even play deathmatch. I think
I just got a game. Oh, okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. You can't even talk to nobody on death match
All right, bro, all right, I'm gonna do it. Good luck broski. Take care bro. Take care
Bro, I got hold bro. I got hold bro. I got hold bro
Not getting fucking it. You will count to play this bum ass game
Let us see what they have planned for us this time.
All right, let's go.
Damn, I got 99,000 bullets.
One shot, Smith.
Okay.
He's on all maps, I know.
Gotta be shitting.
Yo, some of these guys' aim is just like, it's better than mine.
was just like it's better than mine
I'm on yeah just fucking stand there and camp with a sheriff dude I sorry it's
super impressive good fucking gameplay man
I'm not moving around no more. I'm just gonna sit my fucking spot location like everybody else
the bitch walk I bet the bitch fucking walk I just
dominating dominating I don't know what that aim is
I
Let me lock in
Let me lock into
Me lock in for a chat it's time to lock in chat
This is a good camping location since that's what the fuck we do in death matches.
Only head.
Look at the timing on that!
He went inside mid.
I like this. It's a good spawn location. Yo, now his aim is fucking crazy, dude.
His aim is insane, bro. Chad, am I cooked? Be honest with you. I just want everybody
keep it a boat no mood is gonna just raw dog everybody bro
how many fucking shots does it take
What is it?
Well, see you fucking suck Sage.
Four shots by the way.
What does that mean bro?
Get plotless.
It's not bad like this break pattern not bad, bro
This is I got a tap heads
Is he winning
I hate when I play a brand new game every day and people are starting to be amazed at
every game, bro.
This is just so fucking exhausting.
I'm just gonna get shit on for not playing the game I haven't played since fucking 2020,
bro, when the game first dropped.
five kills remaining.
Oh my.
Gamefroze, this?
game froze this I genuinely want to say from the bottom of my heart bro this is
one of the worst games of all time this is a fucking dog shit game bro this is
a truly shitty game if you ever thought to yourself like what does the pinnacle
of ass look like you're looking at it it's right in front of you it's right
the fucking front of you there's no ifs and what's about it this is one of the
if not the worst game of all time which is a miracle because riot also
created League of Legends this game is absolute fucking ass a calm man for
saying nigga and the game freeze you this game would look you see these
graphics chat these graphics are fine a $10,000 PC right now and it's the
second glitch remaining in the last three games this game is fucking dog
I don't even know what's happening!
I don't know what's going on!
I don't know what's happening!
Am I kicked or not, bro?
Is it happening to everybody else?
I heard you, Hope.
It's not being pushed, you need to pop out.
And I hate when niggas like I love you online so you leave your PC on for days without shutting
it down.
I could boot up NBA 2K and it would run fine after that.
NBA 2K, the worst optimized game of all time.
You're gonna sit there and victim-blame me because this game's dog shit.
You can't fathom Riot made a mistake.
It has to be me.
Why does every other game work no problem?
Even Call of Duty works.
Do you know how badly optimized Call of Duty is?
I'm gonna stop crouching.
That's it. That's the last crouched.
Ah, there was one up top. I heard one up top. There was one down low.
Pop. That's the chance. Hoas nigga.
What's this?
There's no noise here which means somebody's being bitch made.
Yeah, I'm good, bro. They can't let me be a captain.
I'm trying to...
I'm like, I just... I just... I just... I don't know.
What you doing, bud?
Everybody in a chest 30 seconds left. Do they spawn somebody down there?
10 seconds left I feel like my aim got way better since we started but I'm not in like tournament forum and
And Loki I feel like it's been harder to aim on this game than it has on this camera strike
We're in trouble chat
We're in trouble he'll click David sub
And I'm calm bands I can't even have fun on the game, huh?
I
With anybody a submission in this bitch you can have no fun
You can have no fun
We were playing unranked by the way
You can't have no fun what's your DPI my DPS 800 my sensitivity is low bro. It's low
If I go any lower, it's gonna be tough to adjust.
Turn mouse acceleration off.
I don't know how to do that.
I think I'm gonna go fan some tooth for the game.
Quick download of A-bot.
If you ain't seen it, you ain't trying.
Remember that's right.
Oh, I do remember this map.
Mouse settings?
I don't think I have that as a mouse setting.
I don't know what spawns yet.
Everyone got mouse to celebrate and has an option.
You're such a fucking loser, bro.
such a fucking loser let me check how do I how do I even check mouse acceleration
Double click street, click log mouse keys, um, I don't have it on bro, I don't think I do.
I don't think I got it on champ.
I don't know why I pull out my knife.
Who do I think I am?
I hate it.
I'm not fucking...
This is cool, though.
I never mind. I'm going to like I can't go. Realistically,
I
Play hold on
Oh
I kind of put myself in a shit spot, maybe change sense, not a sense issue,
bro
On 800 use point 32 that's insane during 800 I changed 1600
If you do change go point 16
I'm on 800 and I use oh
Yeah, I see my sense
My senses very low right now, but I usually play with low sense. I'm on most games
Yeah, just wait there like a little bitch for a tuck your fucking dick
You know what I roll ice track about? Oh wow, fuck that nice goomba. Yo this aim is fast as shit. Oh my god, bro
I'm trying to take my kill bitch
I probably just can't be there too
Now he left. Real, real nigger
Yo, my crosshair placement sucks.
They spawned him there and me there?
Oh, they both aiming at me game like, which I'll, all right.
It's cool though, man.
I mean, I feel like my aim got way better this game here.
I didn't even know she can pop out there.
Just me?
Ten kills remaining.
Like a lion!
He's not camping today bro, not gonna respect that.
You get used to the controls
I'm trying to yeah, I'm trying to use to the movement a little bit too. It's a little bit different
You're so pussy. Oh, she died
He's better to me bro, I don't know what to say chat.
He was flinching and he landed that, yo sky!
Hey, I'm just not that good at this game, man.
Wow.
148 damage huh. I heard somebody come up here.
Get out of here!
I really can't aim.
Get popped.
Oh my god!
I might be time to drive too I'm beyond but it might be my last turn
to chat whatever bro I'm not a gamer my IRL nigga bro I can go outside I'm supposed
be fine. Let me see if he's ready. Others like don't lie, lie your soul or my soul is Muda
actually using a filter right now dead ass. That's literally his nose. Continue up.
I got some drinks. I got no exaggeration. Is that actually not a phone?
No, that's actually his nose. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
If it isn't the man, if it isn't the myth, if it isn't the fucking...
I'm not going to lie. Can't talk to you, bro. Me and Ron Mekanya yesterday.
Oh, yeah, sorry. It's James Yee. It's all right.
You guys met Yee yesterday? What does that even mean?
Jason ruined every opportunity by asking him for a photo, bro. We're having to go. You're first of all
Your ass is like, oh
I said don't
I can't be a captain gang wait who does it cut?
Yeah, I'm gonna explain I'm gonna explain we have a great way about to miss wait agent
What do you mean you can't be?
No, you're not bro, listen pretzels dog. There's a yo run enough with the pretzels, bro
I have to pee really bad
I
Like two weeks, right? Yeah, Ron. Can I like see your abs, bro?
Yeah, I don't know why I said that actually
I'm waiting a little bit. Oh, you're waiting. Yeah, I think you like a Twitter thing where like you owe your community a hundred thousand dollars or something
I do remember
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Soon, bro, soon, dude.
Soon, soon, soon, soon, soon.
The main reason, agent, you know about this,
because you lost weight, you know what I'm saying,
you did this, the main reason I didn't end up
showing my abs last year when I made my commitment
is because Drake ended up showing his stomach.
Oh, we talking about that, I knew it.
And they all made fun of him saying,
oh, he's BBL abs, et cetera.
So it made me not want to show mine.
And then that resulted in me gaining my weight back.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
Lacey, what's going on with the weight loss journey, bro?
Because, again, I saw the clip.
I will, bro.
Do you have any hints on it?
I think you're muddied right now.
Oh, wait, hold up.
Can you hear me?
What on red a rage incoming?
Wait, so what is red a?
Can somebody explain?
What is red a?
It's basically like steroids.
It's like, yo, if steroids are right here,
that is like right here.
How the fuck would you know?
I know bro. I know. Okay. Wait.
Are you on? Are you on? Yeah.
Yeah, dude. I'm not sure. No.
I don't like taking any of this.
Someone already in this. Yeah.
So, I don't want to touch none.
Let's just ask Bernard bro. Let's get to the bottom. Yo, what's up? I saw a clip of you trying to spell my name as a captain
What was up?
Yeah
Negatives of red our ETA by far I'm the worst fucking
Fucking
Natural charm comedic timing and that war
No
Like red a red a like the weight loss the weight loss
I don't know I don't get it all just as low as your
Good side effects things like gastrointestinal issues or potential interactions with other meds
It's definitely something to use on the main stage potential interactions with other men
What does it do?
Make you not hungry. That's literally all it does
Lacey every time before you on reddit if there's food in front of you you would eat it
I
Yo, am I last captain three six? Yes, you are last wow Joe. I
Was mid ranked game. Okay, so guys, no, no, what's your right?
right now
Or peak right right now
I want you guys
One right now
Muda, you win traded.
Muda win traded, by the way.
Just so you guys know.
OK, so basically, we as a choir, we as a committee
have to be unbiased.
Remember, this is unbiased.
When you do come together as a group
and decide who is the most skilled
and be skilled in this group in order,
that way the draft can be fair for all.
I'm chasing a little bit of a milky house.
I'm a richard, so I should be the first captain.
So Muda's going to have the last pick,
because Muda is race.
I think Jinxy gets first pick, Muda gets last pick.
How's it going, Jinxy?
I was worse than this finger, bro!
I was down!
I feel like NCS agent was slightly better than me
in CS, like, slightly.
For the best players, the best players is Muda,
then Ron and then me.
I think in this call.
Wait, so, Jason said-
God, this motherfucker's trying to hustle again.
I think Jason gets second to last.
Yeah, Jason gets second to last.
No, no, no, and Jason you're, you know.
How am I husband?
No.
Jason is saying he's worse than Ron.
Ron saying he's worse than Jason.
I picked a send a three, but I hit a modal.
But I hit a modal before I said it was a thing.
You're immortal?
No, but I hit it before I said it was a thing.
But I never hit a modal.
Yeah, but I never hit a modal.
Wait, tell me, what's your skills in Valorant?
I got skills.
My skills?
Yes.
I'm pretty fucking crack bro because I come from CS,
right?
Yeah, but weren't you third pick in the CS journey?
The thing is, One is like a pro case opener, pro, but not terminal owner.
What is that?
You wanna ask my skills?
Yeah, Lacey, Lacey, yes, yes.
What are your skills, bro?
Less.
What are you, in terms of what?
Invalid, like, or CS, or how?
Like my rank?
Yeah, peak rank.
Unranked.
What's your level?
I'm level 12.
I'm unranked, I'm unranked.
Nah, nah, Lacey, don't do that.
I'm not a five. Oh, you're
unranked. In this game, I'm
unranked. Yes. Have you ever
had a rank in this game?
No fucking cases where he
doesn't play the game. Yeah,
raise your hand if you've ever
you've ever been ranked in battle?
I've been ranked.
That leaves literally me and Lacey, okay, so.
No, Lacey got placed iron, I think.
Wait, yeah, wait.
I'm level five.
No, wait, I swear we played ranked before.
I don't think we have.
So it looks like me and Lacey
are probably the worst players, bro.
That's not how that works, bro.
That's not how that works, gay.
That's not what it looks like.
What's your name?
Can we do a snake pick?
No, fuck that!
No, no, no, no, no.
You'd be radiant getting back to backpacks.
You'd get the eighth and ninth pick.
Also, the first pick in a series is ass.
It's predicted that you're probably
going to go like 30 and three in these games.
Yeah, most likely.
Most likely.
Mood up, literally.
We need to have like four like weights.
Try and do the other ones.
Mood up.
Mood up should have his first round pick.
Robbed to him, bro.
He did actually start in the same row.
I'm actually in the same row.
One second.
We all pick and Muda gets the rest.
You know what I mean?
Oh!
That's not bad.
Now we're talking.
That's not a bad idea.
I'm gonna get the scraps.
That's not even bad.
That's not bad at all.
I totally think he could still win with everything.
I went ahead and I went ahead and I never got ready.
Come on, it's not a bad idea, Odeon.
That's a good idea, bro.
Oh, man, that's not even bad, bro.
I just don't like that at all.
That's not even a good chance.
Okay, all right, so okay me and Lacey haven't been ranked look. I'm not really good on mouse
I'm good on controller this the mouse game. I'm not good at valorant. You could plug in a controller
Not gonna do that Lacey. I'll give you the courtesy of first pick if I get a second pick
What you're gonna give
Definitely better than you
I didn't even put my hands first.
I'm done shit.
No, I did the perfect.
Please, please.
Bro, Lacey is a try hard gamer game.
Now aside from that video, I mean,
I don't know what happened, I'll be honest.
Really, you're a jitter.
I didn't want to bring it up, but it's fine.
Point is, he's really good on mouse and keys.
So if this is your first time really doing,
you don't play mouse and keys,
you're gonna be worse than me.
Jix, you need respect.
Thank you.
All right, cool.
I'll take second.
I think I'm gonna take second.
Listen to me, why are you on a game screen, Oni?
So Lacey, your agent, who's better, Chad?
Can we run a poll on this?
I think Agin's way worse than Lacey.
He's naturally just a shitty game.
Wait, can I air eight picks, and you give me your thoughts?
Yeah.
Joe, you give me your power rankings, and I'll, yeah.
Jinxie, first pick.
Lacey, Agin, me, Onay, Jason, Ron.
What the fuck?
Joe, hell no.
What?
I'm not even playing, bro.
It's just 10 pounds of the skin, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm playing in that competition.
Mom, I'm not in this game.
I didn't play this in competitive.
To be fair, Jason has 10,000 dollars
of calling people mommy and yelling people.
Hey, everybody.
Hey, Joe, listen to me.
Listen to me.
Joe, Joe, everyone type in Jason Wayne versus
Stabler Auto Valorant 1v1 and see how Ron fries me.
Just watch.
It's literally cool.
I did play Ron in CS and if Ron be brown he was very good. Yes
Like this was three days ago
You think I didn't think it's like logic in my brain. I don't think it's fair for like
Ron to get a pick and then mood I get to pick like right after like I actually I'm not even trolling when I say
I think we should just pick everyone and then moona gets the last four since he's
He told me he's number one right in a and number one right here
No, no, no, Muda, Valorant just typed that works in the chat.
They lit the official Valorant.
So you're good.
Muda, that's what we're doing, bro.
You're not getting picked, bro.
Yeah.
How is that fair?
It's like, bro, that is pretty horrible.
Valorant said that works here.
I don't know what Valorant thinks, bro.
Listen, I genuinely think-
Do you have a question?
Is there money in this?
Yeah, so I'm going to be getting some subscribers.
Wait, how many dollars?
How many dollars?
probably like 250 to each winner, 250 subs.
Whoa!
What?
What do I have to say?
So like, flag change, a little more, a little more.
A lot now?
Oh, OK.
I don't know.
So yeah, Muda, I think we just burn your team to the floor,
bro, because we're racing.
I like this idea.
Muda, that's actually fair, though.
Because think about it.
It's like, how much better is Muda than Ron Axel?
Oh, shit, he's greedy.
Oh, wait, man.
I want to be one, Ron.
I want to be one wrong two months ago, and the school is ten to seven
Ten to seven
You're radiant yo one beat one is different then you have abilities
and you are also
the heir of the
Mr. Joe
If I'm not getting hit
You know Joe's of lots of money
Who are you being? What agent do you name?
Bro, I mean
I mean Viper
No he does not
No he doesn't
No he does that one thing
This is what he does in teleports
He goes to Neon and he goes
And then he just fucking shits on you
It's the cringiest playstyle ever!
Bro! Don't let him draft anybody!
Fuck his team! Fuck his team!
I think the fairest thing is, okay, fuck his team.
Well, well, I should be able to pick any people.
That's a good read to protection.
Well, there is like nine people in front of me, bro.
I get the crumbs of the crumbs already.
No, no.
Whoa, you call them the people's crumbs.
You're taking the crumbs, too.
We go, we go us seven,
get first pick, second pick,
And then you get two second packs.
Wait, hold on.
Jixi, now I'm going to your chat.
Yo, I'm banning me gang.
I said, Nick, about accident, bro, please.
I'm in mode one.
Me too.
Please.
What?
No.
All right, all right, all right.
So guys, let's just get the draft going.
Muda, I think you're going to have to be
paneled in this scenario.
That's not fair.
No, that's not fair.
I'm in two regions.
I think what I said not make sense.
OK, first of all, Mr. Philosopher.
You're getting pitched in my scenario.
You just get two second picks.
Instead of we go first pick, skip you, second pick.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Continue.
Who am I against?
Sit up.
But it's like never put this game once in your life.
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, when we did when we did CS wish he had like the worst team ever
Zen okay
Didn't you not host a rock really tournament and didn't you have the best of the best players in that tournament you are so
I was 70% of his face.
Muda, I think the, bro, Muda, Valorant said it works, bro.
So you are not getting a pick.
You are getting these last four players.
It's locked.
Are we ready to draft?
The next thing I'm not even kidding.
I'm not getting a pick.
Do you have a list of the players?
Because I don't have a list of the players.
Hive mine.
Do we have a Google Doc that everybody can go through?
I need that.
It's in draft pool.
In draft pool.
Right.
I don't think it's better.
I have a better idea.
Why don't I get first pick but then everyone else gets to pick after that and get to pick for Adol?
Muda, you are getting the drums of this scenario.
You know, if I might as well just get up, take my fucking pants off,
Who is standing? Sound more or is?
Well, how else am I supposed to do anything?
Well, how is it? It's not even fair.
Muda, you're radiant. Carry the team, bro.
Okay, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god!
Yo, that playlist is fire! Oh my god!
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Okay, so basically half of the people. Yes. Yes. It's like kind of like a slot machine, bro
This is good line up
I don't do some research
Say the order say the order
Lacey then
I'll say that.
No, no, sorry, no.
You're okay?
Wait.
You're okay?
Jinxi, Lacey, Agent Joe, right?
Okay.
Jinxi, Lacey, Agent Joe.
Oneh?
Oh, my fucking God, my air wand has been at the door for 40 minutes.
Oneh?
Wait, fuck.
Wait, wait, he just yelled in my ear and then...
then then then dude are you recorded are you recorded bro you're gonna get
combat you so we got Jasey with the first bit they see with the second pick
and then after that we have a Joe or agent come on come on bro what's your
I would give I'll give agent the pickover me. Okay, so JC
Lacey agent then Joe
Then only a pixel. Yep, and then all we have left is Ron Jason Luda. Yo, bro
Then it would be a week. Oh, then it would be Jason then Ron then Muda in that order in that exact order, okay?
Okay
Like the rank of some of these people like I don't know
like I don't know Alicia there I'll tell you I'll tell you a little bit about
Joe Joe I got Joe I got was in this yes you did us you that has to have Jason
picking before me you did us have that
I will say with like somebody like tinny in the tournament. I think Muda should get picked because I'm saying bro
It's so unfair
Because you're gonna pick like tinny first janksy and then that's already like somewhat in like a team-based setting
Hmm, I just I don't think it was simple. Okay. Yes. I'm good. Yeah, Joe. You're right. Joe. You're right
All right, Muda you get to pick bro. Stop crying. Let me try to be fair shit, man
Okay, are we ready y'all?
Okay
Intense draft music
Wait hold up cannot do we have like a minute to pick?
You can ask me about the players okay, are you guys ready?
All right, wait, who should I pick first?
Oh, you're on the clock
Let me take it let me let me take this on a 20 be to eat a on of your brother. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who's the third best player on this one?
You know, you know, one is like 40, right? You guys know you're talking to the best. Like Timmy's can go.
Timmy's can go. In the 2026, uh, bottom and draft. I am going to be selecting it's Timmy.
Oh, brother. What a surprise. I'm trying to win. I'm trying to win.
Actual
Yeah, Lacey
Yeah, um wait, I have time on the clock. My name, huh? Yeah. Yeah, you know what you're fucking mad at now
Some of these people I don't even know but high-bives knows okay, so just ask up
I got you we're fair tournament host bro. Who's the best person on his list fair tournament host Rod
I
Trick is okay interesting question trick is a professional geometry dash player. I don't know if he's good
Just for the lowest I see it. I think he's bad. I think he's bad. I think so. I said he's new
I don't know if my chat's trolling me or not pro geometry dash player
Okay, what is Guapo skill level in Valorant?
Are you guys nuts? Guapo? Guapo?
Yes, I lost. Wait, he's ascended. He was radiant.
He was radiant. Damn, I get no kills today.
With my second pick, I'm going to... What? Lidget's a pro player?
Pick well with the second pick I mean check is Lydia a problem
Agent who is your pick? Wait? Who didn't like that?
Guapo a to guapo a to guapo
Who is your pick agent? Who is your pick? So what?
No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm mulling it over. I'm mulling it over
Lydia or kind a check what you say make a fun decision agent if you want to pick
Okay, so I don't know what a three make a decision. Okay, so I was crying wait really what rank is case on
On down at the game 20 minutes ago
Yo download the game but case on play case on has experience on game stuff
That's not a horrible first overall pick Asian
That is a you try to set me up man. I don't like that. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Don't do that, bro
Come on man. Come on. If you got this, bro
I know I know I'm getting the NBA draft sound for me.
We okay.
Wait, Jason, are you going to pick?
Is it beautiful news?
That doesn't say long nose.
There's a name in that list of that.
I think I'm going to pick for some reason.
Okay.
Yeah.
What's that?
I don't even want to say it.
I'm going to check real quick.
Y'all saying Lidge is a pro, but I've seen a lot of companies.
Okay.
They could not be better than you.
Who is your draft bro?
Yeah, I think you do.
Talk to me bro.
Well, Joe at the end of the day, man,
all good things take time.
And with my first pick in the draft,
I'm gonna be taking five days.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo, okay.
Joe, honest question here.
Did Tifu ever prank play Val?
Okay, Tifu chose me and Joe.
Okay.
Joe, I'm being honest on my mother's life.
Tifu said the last time he played batter it was four years ago.
So I would not go with Tifu first round.
But he is Tifu.
He's good at everything.
I just played with him.
I was just squeezing out Tifu.
He's good at literally everything.
Listen, Silk is not good at everything.
He was out front, he was out front, and everyone I'm not even joking.
He's playing Jett, main Jett.
You're not lying to me.
I'm not lying to you.
Tipu said he had a prior obligation. He can't be until now. Oh, they just made that all up
Okay, what the fuck I did play with him. What do you mean? You play with him?
Yes, wait
Okay
Yeah, he was good at just life Joe, so that's one of those he's one of those people like people just good at life
You are so fucking ugly bro, I'm not gonna lie.
You literally have a notey tail in my face.
Yo, I feel like I might throw up if I do this,
but I was just saying how much of a gamer T-Fu is.
I don't think it's a bad sound.
I'm gonna go Squishy.
Squishy?
Okay, that's a great one.
Squishy's also good at every game he plays.
Well, I know Squishy was face at ranked 10,
and he was best player on CS,
Yeah, so I just think it's like, oh my god, it looks like.
Yeah, squishy's disgusting.
I'll pick my boy Sapnapp.
Oh, brother.
You want the Sapnapp?
It's for you to brother.
What is Sapnapp's battle rank?
Bro, I'm like, I have nobody.
He's correct.
We've had four picks.
Yeah, but these are like the greatest picks.
Yo, Joe, what'd you get?
What's next?
I picked Sapnapp.
Who'd you pick?
Jason you're up.
I think round is where it gets tough, bro.
I got, I got, I got to pick.
I want to pick Lydia.
Oh my God, yeah, bro.
Heh.
Wait, what is her rank?
What is her rank?
High five?
It's over.
Um, I think she's...
Wait, is Lydia the 100th Beans player?
I'm getting first rounded, bro.
I was like...
Oh my God.
They got a ring.
It was good of that.
Wait, okay.
Ron Dale Dingle on the clock.
She's a bro fucking player!
I
She's a pro player and you're saying
She's like
WSL like WESL
Wwe
We sport. I brother you're just using acronyms
I don't know
Throw me a bone here. The female pro. She's a female pro like female pro deacon battle. It like
Who would you pick right now if I'm a new team captain
Right, I'm just curious
Kingsman who better check I know
Stokey
Play for the vibes. Yo, come on come on come on come on. I'm locking
But not gonna lie, bro.
Remember, there is like probably 5K on this.
Maybe more.
I think he's good, bro.
That's not a silky.
And he's just saying that because he fucked up.
YBG, am I right?
I'm not so nice, but you did nice.
Oh my god, bro.
I should be able to pick YBG because I brought it into this.
Wapro's good.
I should be able to.
Hey, Muda.
Like, do you need tissues or something?
You've been crying since you stepped on the floor.
Muda, who's your next pick, bro?
Go.
Okay, who is tricked, by the way?
Mr. Savage! Mr. Savage! Mr. Savage!
They already been over this.
Who's Trick?
Trick is a Geometry Dash pro player who's new to battle ring, I think.
Let me make sure, let me like triple check.
Is it Trick FPS or is it Trick?
Trick GMD, Geometry Dash.
Oh fuck no, fuck no, fuck no.
So I text me on Twitter real quick, so I...
He said...
Wubble's pick?
Alright, Mooda's first pick is...
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Let me put some thought into this.
Let me put some thought into this, this is very important.
Now there's some of my siege friends up there.
So you can ask me about them.
Like a lot of these people play siege.
Okay, uh, it's waiting here?
No, it's boy can't make it.
Flight, flight, flight, flight.
Come on.
What is, what is wrong on play?
What does it mean?
Yeah, but you were fucking...
Radiant, bro.
Everyone had time.
Let me, let me, let me, let me show.
I think I'm gonna go with...
Al?
This is right.
Okay.
I'm gonna go with...
Oh my god, whoa, we okay
Peak that immortal
Is that good is that insane way?
It might not be first round pick, but it is very good. Okay, but would that change the order of the draft is all that matters
Would that change order the draft?
No trick no no no
Her case on it's pretty good
You can't go to the game 20 minutes ago. Are you sure? Trick is actually immortal. They're saying he peaked immortal and he's ascending three right now
So we're even tired
It's something about his nose bro, it's just like they said no way Kingsman's radio
Yo, I'm locked in on a trick trick trick trick. All right, who's good pick a pick yo chat fucking focus
Here's the last all right be I be
Oh my god, this is like a super buck clenching wait who didn't do that pick track. Yo, yeah, yo
What kind of Atlanta, bro?
Just pick a day, bro
I'm serious. I'm gonna do a poverty wheel. Yeah, that's an empty that is an empty fucking courtesy, bro
Agent is not hanging out with your dumb. Oh, bro
I'll be asking you just don't come game pause. Hey, yo
I'll call you extra. Yo Joe. I
saw Khadena. What you say? Yeah.
Wait. Yo, you better not. Hold
on. You better not retire me.
We don't need any retirees right
now. Hey, hey, buddy. We're in
different times. Yeah. Okay, man.
No, no, no, no.
Are you actually lying or no?
What?
Did he actually pick a mortal?
Is my entire attack.
Case on dead. Case on dead.
Azi, I barely play anymore.
That's OK, you got the, you got the.
Oh, you got Michael Jordan.
You got the muscle memory.
Yo, uh, Muta, question.
If somebody peaked radiant in twenty-three...
He's a satis?
But they're immortal now.
I'm like trick, I'm good at trick, I'm good at trick.
Oh, I'm good at trick, I'm good at trick.
He's a friend of yours.
Yeah, I'm good at trick.
I like trick. I'll take trick.
I'll take trick. I'll take trick.
Oh, you are.
We already picked them fuck.
Yeah, I picked Trick.
I picked Trick.
Muda!
We know you picked Trick!
We can see on the board!
You're Muda!
If, is Ambi?
Okay, I don't know, sorry, I'm sorry.
If somebody hit Radiant three years ago
and they're immortal now,
how, like, how much of a drop-off is that?
That's not a big drop-off, right?
That's like saying, that's like saying,
that's like saying,
somebody at Champion Siege run their Diamond now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Russell Westbrook.
That's like saying someone picked Diamond
before champ was a thing and then is now Emerald.
Okay, I'm gonna get Ambi.
I'm gonna get Ambi, I'm gonna get Ambi, I'm gonna get Ambi.
I'm gonna get Ambi.
He had a tippy and Ambi, y'all.
Like, get right on this.
He's shit though.
We haven't heard from Ambi.
Yo, Kakey, who's the best person on the list?
Like, who is pretty good?
Okay.
Ambi's the Emery, y'all.
I got no kills, a whole bunch of radiance and immortalism.
Woo!
Oh my God, you're right.
Good call, Hermione.
Oh my God.
Cause Andy was able to.
Who did you?
I think y'all just saying that though.
I don't think Andy.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, he's a proceeds player.
He might be practicing.
He was able last week, but I don't know about this week.
I might have to do another one.
If I was in his pool, I mean last pick.
This is crazy.
It's packed.
I can get, I can get, wait, if he's not there,
I can get trainwrets.
Mr. Savage, I'm going to say Mr. Savage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah good good good good good good good. Okay. Um
Slash immortal if he doesn't reply
Yes, if it doesn't reply, okay, I'm just having to speak radiant. Wait, what about radiance up on it, right?
Wait, what about mr. Savage, bro?
Mr. Savage
How am I?
Yeah, I'm gonna go hand that she's available. She said so what about mr. Savage?
I
Did
Because
You know why because that was
fucking eyes of his but I don't know 70% of your face is your fucking nose
I don't know. Please. You got some big ass eyes.
Yo, we got a I think we got a sub out ambi for somebody I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Okay, I already subbed him out. Okay. We sub in train? Yeah, we can get trained.
I
Wait you said you got trained to play valorants. Yeah
Here y'all let me know
I'm out of here. Hold on, am I after GenC? Who am I after?
This is great shout. All right, well, it doesn't matter because my next pick is Mr. Savage, Mr.
Savage. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Wait, so can Andy not play? He cannot play. He can't play.
Yo, Moodle, I don't think he's answering you, bro. Hang up the phone.
get everybody. Hold your mouth. All right. All right.
So, okay. I'm going wrong. I'm going to front of his face.
Lacey. Who didn't like that? Who didn't check? Yeah, I can't get him.
John. I can't get him. He's not answering. He's deaf and he's deaf.
Lacey is just too rich, bro. We have too much money, bro.
I got lucky. I'll give it next pick. Bucky. Who did he say?
Bucky. Bucky for Bucky. Bucky Bucky.
All right. Except we got agent here. Agent with my second pound pick.
I'm going to get a raw dog on a team, man.
Welcome to the squad, my boy.
I heard he's good.
I heard he's good at raising girls.
That's good, man.
That's good.
Good for him.
Good for him, man.
All right.
Don't talk about my teammates like that.
Joe Bart, you're on the clock, Joe.
Hold up.
I'm on the clock.
I understand.
I'm going to be deaf in first second.
Joe, you're on the clock.
Jinx, you had five minutes.
Don't worry.
Take your time.
No, I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
I just had to see if a player was playing or not.
So we'll see what happens, don't we?
We still got some good options.
I only fell for that one time.
You know, JT, JT said,
oh my God, I got a life or a winning product on your life.
Stay that, stay that, bet.
Ah, I'm not stupid.
Okay, I was more excited.
I need you to give me a confidence.
You gave me the confidence.
Good player all the way at the end.
It's just not fair.
All right, so who do we, who could we sub in right now?
High five.
I'm going to sub.
I mean, if Laze could play.
Do you want me to ask,
do you want me to ask Chris next door?
If I can get Laze on, bro.
Yeah, no, no.
Chris next door.
Okay.
The Joe Barth second pick second round is
Stop
Eric said he could play
Joe said stop it wait actually stop it to take the em player
That is a dream block rotation. Oh my god. Look at that team
Wow, all right next up on a on a that is like a dream block rotation
Yeah, wait, it's sketching like playing high-fives. I'm gonna call it
Okay, okay. I'm actually pressing right on it
Okay, I heard case on or sketch
I'm good, bro, check look at this
Is it my pick up?
No, no, no, no, no, shut up
Mom brah, I ain't doing nothing bro. It was me
Well, yeah, I see all my dick. All right, okay. I'll take a boy Richie. I'll take Richie. I know
Not a bad shout on it. Not a bad shout.
I got it.
Why is he bringing my lychee?
Oh.
Chad, who, who, who?
Was it my turn?
Not a bad shout at all.
Hey, you know my friends.
Cheers, my friends.
Yes, Jason, this is your pick.
OK, wait.
Suki's not ad.
Don't say that.
I've seen Suki play before.
He definitely not ad.
Yeah, Robert.
No, we're like 25th.
Who's the best person on this list here, Chad?
I don't know.
I have a question.
All right, Jason, you're good to go.
Just thinking right now, I'm thinking really hard.
Um, I'm going to take a selfie here.
You're saying T-Fu or Michael T-Fu?
We're going to have a crash squad, man.
Are you taking a selfie?
Michael, hold on, T-Fu, take it.
I am going to go with the biggest T-Fu.
I'm going to go with T-Fu here.
Fuck!
Apparently Peterbot wants to play.
Is that true?
Oh, yeah, I'm going to pick him up.
I'll pick them up.
I'll take them up.
I want to change my pick.
I'm next.
This is like what?
I'm next.
But how good is, how good is?
We'll be some hours.
Oh Jason's team is so OP right now.
My team?
OK.
Now, next up, Ron Bale.
Who's the best pick?
Who's the next?
Yeah, literally pick the team, gang.
I'm the only team.
Who's what, bro?
What did Chris next door say, agent?
I ain't calling this.
I got to play her ready.
I got to play her ready, bro.
His name's Laze.
I got to play.
What plays?
Get laid.
Yeah, what ranks.
Suki?
What if Suki's not available?
That's pretty good.
No, no, no, no.
That's too much.
Too much.
Bro.
So no, we can't have him.
We don't need him.
He's decent.
Who the best?
I don't want decent.
Who the best on the list?
How about just cooking in CS?
He was.
I meant.
I'm snitching.
He's not immortal.
Wait, so are we getting a substitute or should I make a pick right now?
I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute.
Chris?
Yeah, not Chris.
I'm not going to pick Chris anyway, so we could…
Well, I have a feeling…
I'm just saying if…
I'm not going to pick Chris.
So yeah, okay
Well, I have a feeling I'm just saying if
Chris is in the draft. I think I know who's team he's gonna end up on I'd agree with that
now
I
Chris like Chris next door yeah, yeah, just put just slot him in on mood this team
You literally hit a parked car twice. I met yeah, I was ever I'm a yeah, I'm a yeah
I could never fail yo, I saw you met Aldo. That's even bigger. Oh, yeah
Okay, so we have to have the sub figured out first. I'm saying is it late?
Oh, we could just get in late. So she's gonna listen. So I think it's like better than these people. I mean, I don't know
He's good bro. He's good. I'm not gonna lie, but I'm saying so can I pick them or is this gonna be like that?
How we gonna sub in?
How we gonna sub in high tier players mid draft?
That's right.
That's a really good shot.
I feel like that's a pretty fair shot.
Yo, what rank is Peterbop, chat?
What rank is he?
It is.
We're not getting a radio in 20-thix into the draft chat.
That's like how you would ruin the draft.
Peter Buston didn't text me all for two weeks, so I don't know.
I need to know, so do I make a pic or are we getting a substitute?
That's all.
Ready to go.
Me go pick.
Bro, why don't we just get a shitter attack on on the end,
bro?
Like, just get a variety, creator.
Just get Chris.
Just add Chris.
He didn't pick up.
Also, Chris, be the call-go-to campaign on veteran.
Oh, shit.
Yo, that actually means nothing in terms of it.
All right, all right, so we're not getting a fill?
I can get a fill.
We need one.
I just, we need to get somebody to play.
Which cock campaign?
Listen, we need a fill.
The more this goes on, it's going to be harder and harder
to get a fill.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
I think we need to get a fill now.
OK, OK.
I can get Sunny.
She's like gold, I think?
That's fine.
Yeah, gold.
That's fine.
Nice.
How come I don't see Sonny on the list?
Wait, never mind, never mind.
Chad, anybody wanna play?
Ginge, wait, wait, what do you mean Ginge?
Whatever, man, bro, what are we doing?
Why don't we get a random jinx each other?
Oh, brother.
Okay, I'm down.
We're gonna throw our shits.
Chad, anybody?
Oh, they're trolling.
Yugi, I can maybe ask Yugi.
Chad, Ginge is on FIFA.
There's a jump in front that I have but after I got a diamond camera in bro. We got us. Let me call Jen
I know Jen doesn't get a batter in so let me call him
Who just called him?
Oh, yeah, that'd be such a nightmare, dude
Let's just can we just get I think we just get ladies man
Like it's just easy one of the sad ladies bro. I'm gonna hold the camera for a living
I don't know what you guys just care about. Yeah at least throw them in but I throw them
I'm gonna choose it. I'm gonna choose. All right, ladies on one team done. Let's keep it as easy as possible. Muda you go
I mean if we're talking unfair by the way before we didn't say that bro. Jinxie has to me mr. Savit
I know my team's good. That's what I'm saying. This every team here is unironically stacked. Yeah
Yeah, let's take a look at that. Let me see that
Well, uh agent click I'm writing it down on a guy right now. Yeah. Kyra was like a mortal
You're pretty good. Like everybody's pretty good. Yeah
You you you you you you you you you yeah, yeah, yeah
Anybody else notice Jinxie always gets first pick
Yeah, I don't know when Jinxie gets first pick bro deafens. He holds us to a minute, and he's gone for five
Yo, yo
No, maybe it's because I started using mouse and keyboard a month ago
Has anyone picked the bucket?
Oh, card mine changed, JXC.
I've mine.
Yo, Bucky got picked like eight years ago, bro.
Bucky's been gone.
All right, I'm going to go for his link.
So you have two geometry dash players on your team.
Bruh!
Oh.
No, no, no.
You're not a picker, man.
You're not a picker.
Once you pick, it's done.
Morda, once you say a name, it's done.
All right, yo, guys, I'm not going to be kidding.
I think someone's bronze.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not.
He told me anybody point.
So who is actually done now?
All right.
For my next pick, hey, what's your rank on?
What's your rank on battle in half-month?
I think it's like bronze two or something.
Would you like to be on the winning team?
Shit, I'm down.
OK, let me cook.
Let me think.
If you want to win, if you want to win.
Yo, hold on.
Let me guess about my player.
I'm going to be watchporting this event.
I'm going to be expecting to be.
Oh, I'm literally going to be on a cook chair, bro.
It's actually terrible.
Yo, raw dog!
Raw dog, don't fucking stop, raw dog.
Sleeper, Peck, Muda.
Muda, your third Peck should be Youssef.
Raw, you're fat.
You literally could put on glasses on your face
and you look like what they sell at Halloween stores.
The glasses with the nose attached to it.
Shut the fuck up.
Please.
Holy shit.
Wait, raw dog, do you have the pretzels?
No, I threw them away, bro.
I'm fucking tired.
Thank god.
Where did you eat them all?
Does he actually play that?
At least for the server?
That's even worse.
You should not eat that.
Don't leak anything.
I know I got it.
I have my screens.
Hold on.
Bro, I can't wait to eat the chocolate covered pretzels.
Oh, God.
Sookies like gold.
No, fries.
They're that's fries.
Do me fries.
Jamie fries.
Third round pick.
Got that leak.
Come on, now.
It's just Jinx.
You deafened again?
Like, what is that, what's happening right now?
Okay, I guess the potbites available will take high five.
Y'all saying it's like, you know,
but then y'all saying it's like,
Crown doesn't play anymore.
Oh, that's so bad, bro.
Yeah, fuckin' so bad.
My next pick is, hey, I'm here to win, y'all.
Here to win.
That's fuckin' wrong, man.
This is getting like intense, man.
It's kinda stacked.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's all unfair, bro.
This is what comes down to, in the last round of draft,
like anybody can draft in the first round,
you just pick the best people.
When you get into the deep rounds, this is where the real drafting skill comes out
This is where the real drafting sale comes out. Yeah, who I pick they see you're up, bro
With my next pick in the draft
Choose all the way from Staten Island
Silky-dilky we welcome to team Red Arrangers me. Let's do it. Come on and burn that team to the ground
Okay
I guess we're gonna high-five
Wait, I think so he played Valorant. No, I think so he told me actually
Val and Marvel rivals. Yeah, he's wait. That's not a horrible pick
No, not yet agent you are on the board agent you are on the board. What do you want?
What's it? Yo, uh, we think again
We think it's like, oh, we think it's like, oh, machine.
But he looks so good.
Are we thinking, can't we?
Are we thinking high-bice?
You got red lines, like it's FIFA, bro.
Are we thinking Kizuna, high-bice?
I got yellow lines, green lines.
Yeah, I feel fine.
Yeah, you're keeping it.
His level is seven, bro.
Like, that is so unfair, bro.
Yeah, well, that's not good.
Yeah.
What's your rank?
Bronze.
Thupe is Bronze.
OK, let's rethink that.
My entire chat told me to pick Zoe. They said that he was ascendance. He's fucking level seven
Let's rethink that room. Maybe you shouldn't listen to your chat. Arky I
the Kingsman of High Vives
Yeah, you didn't think you know, what's on this case was Kingsman's rank
Kings also bronze. I played with him like two days ago
Yeah, like disgusting at Marvel rivals, but I don't know about
I don't believe it's that so.
Level seven.
Magic, you know.
Yo, you know how to, you know how to carry business shit?
Move, high-fives.
Oh yeah.
Dude, high-fives.
You know how to carry business shit?
I'm a gamer.
You know how to match this shit?
Yes. Yeah.
All right, mate, you're on the team game.
Congratulations.
High-fives is not a bad shout.
Thoughts on Zoyle, as a player.
Thoughts on Zoyle.
Feel like you might have smacked under the radar here.
Joe Barth, third pick.
And his aim is to not say.
Already locked it in.
This is going to be a win or a loss segment here.
Kingsman.
Holy vibes.
Holy vibes, Zach.
Holy vibes.
Joe Barth, squishy, stoppin' Kingsman.
One, you're on block.
Lisa's good.
I picked my big boys all, bro.
All locked in, suck.
OK.
Yeah, aren't you going to have to make it to me?
Jason?
Jason will take it right now.
Watch this.
OK, I'm going to be thinking for a little bit here.
That's OK.
Yeah, a little bit under a minute.
But not five minutes.
Good.
Joe, the timekeeper in the building.
I am the timekeeper, bro.
I'm going to make it so this gets charged along.
We're going to start the 20 and 730.
Guys, I never even thought about it.
I was just, I needed a job.
Yo, Junko, real quick.
We play in all first games at the same time.
So every game is at the same time.
Also, same with semis.
All of the games have to be done like this.
Oh, yeah.
So this is going to fly.
This is going to fly.
When rank is having me check.
I'm not going to be time.
Hey, Muta, how long does a game of valorant take,
like realistically, a close game?
30 to 45.
So just B01 every round.
Done.
Man.
I looked you in the eye.
How about Alisa?
I think these will actually be longer games than CS.
Yeah.
this is. Yes. It's not a
match out. Nervous. How about
Alicia? What about Alicia?
Alicia just started. I'm going
to get face it is bro. Jason
come on. Jason pick it for like
nobody else. She's not going to
make it to me. 30 more seconds.
30 more. I don't know if I
don't know. I don't know. I
don't know if it's like his
vibe or something. Parking with
that after your team.
with, um, I gotta pick. I gotta pick. I'm gonna go with, uh, Heavenly.
Hold on. Wait. I'm sick to my fucking stuff. I haven't even heard of that person, but let
me guess, bro, Jason's calm is probably nice. Yeah, yeah. Jason's calming right now.
Look at them up. They're fucking immortal, too.
What's up, dude? What's up, dude?
What's up, dude?
Dude eaters.
Fast.
What is wrong, Joe, bro?
How are you making excuses?
Oh, I'm making excuses.
You see it at your team. I'm seeing a pro Valorant player. You who are ascendant,
Pfu who's probably the best game
It's it's calling a spade a spade dude. He's good at life, bro
He's good at everything. He's good at like wakeboard
I mean that's he who has to drink like four or five for on us before we start. Yes, bro
Next on the list we have Ron Bill dangle Ron take the time. Oh, it's not calling me that man
Just love saying it. I love saying it and it was yeah, yeah, he know Val better than anybody, right?
I'm pretty sure it's a
Poppy I'm pretty sure is really good from what I'm being told. What is that your final pick?
No, you know, I didn't even pick yet. Just say what is this? What is this dealer? No deal ass shit?
You just like
Talk your fucking shit all I said is I heard she's really good
photo
Poppy is a seat. She's a siege champion, but she's not good at battle. No, she said I asked. She said I've got to be fair
She said she's on rank. She doesn't even have a rank. Oh, you're trying to
But if he doesn't it's his free in Muda doesn't you're definitely Joe you have this
I
you. You know, I'm not going to
be a lucky bra or sketch or
case on or use it. I'm not.
Now I will say this. My boy
Skype. He's a top tier seed
player. I'm looking about Joe
about this week. Yeah, I don't
know the timekeeper say. Oh
wow. So buddy. You got to go
and I do it. It's okay.
Now I've been trying it the
whole time. Uh, if she's
I think we live a lot of life.
Moodus chats right now just churfing up how Yousif is probably the best player on A.
Yousif is tough.
Bro, I'm pretty sure Yousif streams as a peanut now.
I'm not kidding.
I checked in with him like three days ago.
Yeah.
Yousif's head butt from Yousif would demolish me.
Yousif is a Ptuber now.
No, he streams as a peanut.
I'm not kidding.
Let me see if he's doing it right now.
Do you know what they call it?
Wait, he calls it. Yo, Joe hit the time big bro. Yo hit the time big again. I'm on the time
I'm on the timer, but he's got like 30 seconds, and he's deaf and what am I gonna do?
Oh, I think I have a system or shoulders. I'd be worried. Yes
No, there's something like bold up here. Yo, what's good? Yo time's up. We need a peck
Let's see who's who here to see. So players are left. Danny, Quezon, Pillay, Royal Penguin,
Skete, Pillay, Skite, Youssef, RK and Alicia. Now I'm not gonna lie, play with Alicia on
Rainbow Six Siege is actually pretty good on Rainbow Six Siege also. Respectfully,
I don't know.
Yomuda is building the fucking the nightmare of Wafa's rotation right now.
How much free time you need.
Nigga, this is your game bro. Pick somebody.
Agent, you literally deafen and talk to your shot.
Like it's like you guys just, you sit there and you have a...
Yeah we've, we've got that connection bro.
And this is not my game so I don't know, you know the specifics.
You should know everybody.
Now guys there is a chance.
Skype is um not playing, but don't worry he's a level zero.
So we could just find another level zero. Yeah, it's okay. I
Know what rank is our key what rank is our Joe?
Oh, you're gonna actually know that's what I'm saying. You know now we're asking questions. We're definitely all time
What are we talking about? Is in a call? Yeah, I think I think I think I think I think you like you like
Hi, Matt
She moved up. Can I say something to you real quick?
Yeah, he's in Hawaii playing on a laptop. He said to tell him after you draft him.
Why not do it on a laptop?
Everyone else left in this pic does not want to get drafted by Muda.
Yeah, I'm not trolling.
He's on a laptop.
He's dressed like mind-blowing somebody.
Okay, with my next pic, let me really look here.
Check.
Muda, Muda. Pile is about 8 shots deep too, by the way.
the way it's good though because you'll carry it.
Oh yeah, I could tell you.
He's definitely.
I just took your time for five minutes losing the Jixi tournament.
So much more.
More changes I don't know.
I'm winning Jixi tournament.
All right, my next pick is Alicia Alicia Alicia.
You mother.
Bitch, I was looking.
All right, all right, all right
Okay, next up we got Lacey arc is gonna be gone
What the fuck was that oh my god, my team looks
I think last check is probably
Yeah, also wait didn't sketch play the CS tournament. I think he went 3 and 30. I'm not kidding
It was something he was on Squashy's team now, so K-Saw can shoot in d10 so I don't know
But I think he would like 3 and 30. This is so different than that
K-Saw knocked it over all the other options. What was it Chad?
He's like me or is he better to me?
Oh, 2 and 21, that's not the one I'm talking about.
Where's the guy?
They just says, they said Skype on right?
No, he not nice.
That's what he's saying.
Yeah, guys.
I don't know the timekeeper saying that your time's up,
Lacey.
Skype plays Valorant.
What game does Royal Penguin come from?
Archmage.
Does he have any Valorant?
He's a gamer and he has gamer knowledge.
Jixi?
That's not playing yet.
He's a siege controller.
I'm not picking use of it, don't worry about it.
If I can't, I'm picking R&P to be fair.
But I think he's going to be gone.
Yo, Lacey, the clock's ticking.
Yo, good seed.
JC, what's Royal Penguin's experience?
He is a R6 champion.
Let me actually ask.
Let me see in the group chat.
He's a R6 champ.
I think he's OK.
I think he's pretty good.
controller I actually should have picked him he was warming up yesterday like
he's taking it serious so yeah it would be a good thing give me give me give me
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Motherfucker, man. Yo, all right. Is Archie still on the table?
Yeah. Yeah. All right, Archie, welcome to the team, Monaghan.
You with us now, bro. Congratulations.
I want to pick Archie. Dammit.
Hey, bro, pick a plate. Lakesea plate. Plate.
What's a little too late for that? Yeah.
Plate on controller or KDM?
matters. I think you know, Skype's in the tourney, right?
Yeah, I can play. So that we know if Skype played rainbow.
You mean that? No, Skype downloaded about this week.
Well, he downloaded this week. Yes, down the valley this
week. He's in my chat and said, send me home. What does that
mean? He wants to play with something because he loves
nothing. I do have IRL Ken with Skype though. So this is
what I'm saying. I'm building a team with like green lines
your team is actually I got a 99 cam that is such a I think I'm gonna draft
skype okay that yeah okay okay okay
only pixel hi day rondo that's a great that that is yeah I that's probably the
best pick there okay Jason oh we're coming down to the final four here who
wait which was Danny Jason's team is really good final three final three
She's sketching you sir. So wait
Mooda I thought
Hey, hey, Mooda, I say I'm not using sketch. So just want to let you I will be picking
You sir and I will be picking Danny
That means sketch on Mooda's team
Woohoo!
Moody, your driver's amazing, dude.
So, Moody, let me break down your team, Moody.
Give me a second.
Moody, you have trick.
You're good.
You have zoop, who's level 5, and you thought was good.
You have Palak, who's playing on a laptop, and then you have sketch.
Moody, if you win, bro, you deserve the money.
You got it, man.
Wait, there's money?
Yeah, I win, bro.
I win.
Wait, we each get $1,000?
B.R.B., you each get 200 monthly subs.
At the peace. Wait, which Danny is it? Wait, which Danny is I've I talked to them about making the lobbyist guys
It's you know one oh, oh, and we're gonna be over the finals if you guys know my thing
Danny who I would say you do be a one every game, but finals and we just play at the same time. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know. I just went off on Twitter group chat names
I don't get sat here warming up for dude. I love my team. I
I'd sat here for three hours.
Oh, Danny Who.
Danny Who.
Yeah, I'm looking right now.
What?
I'm warming up for three hours to get hit with Sketch and a level 7 on my fucking.
Danny Clancy?
So, Muda, yes.
Also, I really want to be clear.
Oh, Danny Arons.
Wait, oh fuck.
Is he good?
Fuck!
I think he's actually good.
Oh
Yes, I think
Is he good wait, I thought Dan Harris was like
What is that
I say, Jason's team is crazy.
It's Jason Lydia, which is a pro,
Tifu, Heavenly, which is a diamond.
And you see, you see, you see the backpick.
Hell yeah, look.
And, uh, and, uh,
you see this YBG with amazing lasers.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I've been driving.
You see, I'm going to see.
Randomize.
Okay, okay.
Where's the bracket?
Let me pull it up, let me pull it up.
Hold, hold.
Randomize, I'll hold a bunch of times.
Have I spitted seven times?
I'm gonna end up going against the best team again.
Seven times.
Well, I have the best team, so.
All right.
Get ready, champ.
Ready?
One.
Two.
Wait, wait.
Is it one, number seven, or seven, and then plus one?
It's all number seven.
Four.
Five.
One.
Six.
One, two.
Number seven.
Yeah!
I'll take it.
Oney, I'll take it.
Honestly, that's perfect, man!
I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm guaranteed but gonna win but I just did not want to play jinx
Yo, good luck everybody. Good luck, bro. Yeah, good luck. Good luck.
All right, let me put that can back on because I know y'all want to see my beautiful.
You know what I'm saying?
All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.
All right. Yeah.
Not bad, huh?
No. I think Ron is the best team.
I think Ron's team is OP, but second that, you know.
Make sure at least or no this Jason. No, no, no Jason team is pretty good too, but I think Ron's team is fucking nuts
Okay, I would like everybody to know that I haven't played since like season two so when they had a yuri to the game
Yeah, but I was like a plat one when I stop
Hey moon, you've seen me before I don't play ranked, but listen. I'm a gamer
You know, hi guys. Hi guys last time we played you played like like a like a drunk dad
I just got home from work. Okay. I thought you're gonna say something positive
Have you been practicing since no
We missing
Who are we missing? We are gonna have to be like our stand
I like I just like play like for trolls like like here and there, but like last time I like actually played was probably like
But I think we'll be fine
Come on
Oh my God.
Wait, hold on, say it again.
Oh my, he's bronze, agents like bronze.
Yeah, I told you that, Rod Dogg, I said that.
And you said he's a gamer, he's a game gamer.
And then I asked him if he knows the maps
and the characters and he said yes.
Of course, yeah.
He, well, he knows the maps, but,
hi guys, if you start rage baiting, bro.
Oh my God.
I don't rage bait, you know what I mean?
agent someone someone in my chat said you're trash not me yeah I'm not that
good on T that let me let me see hold on I'm gonna pull up your stream let me
go to the range real quick I'm gonna see you go in the range come on guys that's
not a little test of my character though realistically it just go in the range
and just put just do practice bot that's what I see you shoot him okay I'm
just not that good at the game oh my god now I feel like this is like
Okay, like realistically like what are you gonna learn from this, bro?
I just want to see you. I mean at the end of the day you're our team captain. This is gonna give us good spirits
You know, I'm gonna be completely honest with you. This is gonna determine whether my mental is boomed or not
Okay, all right. I just know my sense is not all the way like
Okay, this is
Guns against oh
I don't have any gun. No, this is gonna be it's good guys. We're good
We're good
I can't lie
Oh wait hold on wait hold on wait wait
Okay
You got the same course Ron listen for being 32 that's not bad
I'm not 30. I'm 20. I'm in my 20s, bro
25 yeah around you guys are old yeah my sense is ass why I'm talking to lower
it moon you're 25 no I'm 24 but you just say it's a one yeah 01 I didn't have a
graduation cuz I killed it why why is that funny hey and guess what when I
I was locked in my house.
I was watching you, bro.
I was watching you.
Appreciate that, bro.
That was easy.
You probably didn't learn much, huh?
No, I didn't.
Learn how to take no accountability.
You learn how to not practice before tournaments.
Yeah, I'll be honest.
I'm going to use the Phantom today.
I hope that don't make me ass.
Yeah, Phantom's pretty good.
Yeah, Phantom's not bad.
I'll probably just use the Phantom.
OK, I need a lot.
I
Hope at least one person per team knows how to use like custom codes surely, right? I don't so we got kind of we got kind of
Kind of you'll be able to like all like like stretch us
Okay, I
I
Did do basic I do that. I like I know like
Well, we're winning this tournament. No
I'll go on Twitter and I'll like
This isn't the attitude.
I'm kidding.
I can't say not to be Hideo.
I got this, bro. I got this.
Okay, I like that.
Hey, hi guys.
How do we make a lobby again?
Yep.
How about open Valor first?
Open Valor first.
Oh, you got it.
He said...
You can ask me a question.
Read Maasur, Demons.
Time it up for the whole stream. Time out for the whole stream. Any weird chat I get time out. Entirety of the stream.
Alright, let me walk in.
Wait, who do we play? Let me look.
I
Also like how are we gonna pick like what server?
No, I'm not gonna lie. We're I literally called Archey. It looked like he was just waking up
You like if they have you then we just go ease
What?
Yeah
We we're gonna die
If you guys have my volume at a hundred I would like turn it down a little bit just cuz like I like I like
I kind of like yell my comms like not like yeah
Me agent fucking high-bives the goat Kai day and then Archey whoa why why did you say my name like that
Hi, I
I
Mind them
Where oh, yeah, what's uh, okay, mine's oz. I'm thick oz. E. M. P. I. C.
Hashtag skin tea
SKI what I
There can you make it to where like um you have to be followed and then when you follow
like you have to wait 10 minutes to type because I'm trying to get like drones that
just come in here you know I mean.
But at least make them wait 10 minutes so I can run and add on them.
We can't even play right now.
We can't even play right now because we don't have, am I muted?
We can't even play right now because we don't have a fucking teammate laughing.
Yo, what are we gonna do if Arthur doesn't show up?
I can probably find like a filler.
I could probably find one of my friends.
I like this idea.
Yeah, you got friends.
Where is our team?
Where is our teammate at?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know where he's at.
We could get Tarak.
That's a good point.
I like that.
Oh my God, we win.
No, honestly, that ass went.
Yeah. Oh. Hey, TV. Oh, yeah.
Paxing it on your phone, man.
Oh, is the wrong mic? Oh, yeah.
Wrong mic, wrong mic. Oh, my God.
My bad. Hey, let's get guys.
Oh, there we go. There we go.
Yo, Archie, what's your, uh, Valorant experience, bro?
Uh, never played.
No, no. Archie, Archie, you're going to kill the teen fucking vibes, bro.
Rocking vibes, right?
Arkey's played before, he said he peaked the mortal,
like when the game first came out,
but now his skill level's like silver to gold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm probably like, I still have low gold,
if I be honest right now.
Arkey's skills are muckbangs, stalling, and, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know,
some of my specialties right there,
but look, I have a little bit of IQ, like,
I think he's too much stock, you know what I mean?
I've been practicing a lot off-stream,
Locking in let's go. I go and I'm three for three in the last Genki tournaments. I want everyone. Oh, sure
Wait, technically
Can somebody make a custom game code
Wait, who are we playing
I
Like you like ghost boy
Could you like ghost join like whoever planning gets and like see their strap?
So it's on a richie royal pain. We're good, bro
Okay, Richie is my skill level Richie's like my skill level what and
So, okay, Sapknapp's gonna be the best one on that team. He's like he's like a mortal
Yo, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, Aiden, what the fuck?
Aiden, what did you do?
Bro, I played three games, I don't even play this game.
How about getting a band on everything, bro?
Oh my God.
Well, CompGam, he's making for the team.
CompGam boys.
Oh, isn't this good?
Wait, Aiden.
Yo, you can't do this.
Please, you can't do that.
You probably said the end of him at CompGam.
I did.
Hell of a times, I'm allowed to.
Why can't, why don't they tell you what I can't say?
It's right. Yeah, it's just right, bro. I mean, I can talk to someone to Ryan.
See if I can get that. No, no, no. This is crazy.
They don't treat me like you know, the mustache man, like, come on, gang.
Like, this is crazy. I've never been banned like this in any game.
And you guys see how I am on other games, bro.
I feel like this is being unfairly to me, bro.
And do I just join party code? Is that it?
This game never used to be like this.
Oh, we need to hide that code right back in my day chat. We had a back in my day week on Twitter
Back in my day. Oh, yeah. Stay with us on your mind and Valoran. You wouldn't get back. I do. You got a hard carry
I'm not gonna lie. You know what I'm thinking about you got a carry. Okay. You're the goat. We're kind of I've played against you
I've seen you play like you're like you're like immortal like you're immortal. You're a pro. No
I
Haven't played in a bit. I've just been touching that's a non-automated review a game
Play me discovered that you've been abusing
Good bro. Look at my last games. Let me take a look at me take a look here. Let me take a look
Brother they're all swift plays and you're losing the swift place
Yeah, it's high elo swift plays. You ever you ever be there or not?
You lost to someone
I think we're good
Yeah, yeah, sure
I made it a long time ago, so if you judge me, that's fucked up.
Wait, did you put it on the discord?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, in discord, discord, discord.
Wait, I'll see it.
In team agent chat, team agent chat.
Oh.
Wait, why don't I see it?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll just, I'll just tell everybody, it's not embarrassing.
Hello, I'm back.
Hello, welcome back.
I was good. Is Highbyes back?
Let me know when you see it so I can delete it.
Mmm, yep, we're good.
Wait, can somebody add me too?
This should be...
Arke, and I have a question, bro.
Yo, how the fuck are you gonna leave LA like you didn't even you guys didn't even text me like I'm like Jenny
I'm not even trying like I actually feel some type of way
No text no call the last time I saw you guys not even like a hit that you guys are leaving you like oh
Yeah, we'll see the next week. We'll probably do something like that boom bank gone
It was a surprise
Fuck your surprise bro. Oh you should come visit us in Texas, bro
You don't actually want me to go out there, bro.
No, yeah, you're right.
Stay the fuck out of it.
Really?
Oh, okay.
No, I'm bad.
Okay.
You're like 30 years old.
Why are you out there?
What's that got to do with it?
You invited yourself and you got to not want to get it.
It was hilarious.
I'm sorry.
It was hilarious, man.
You know, we got only first, bro.
This is an easy victory.
Bro, we can legitimately win this.
I'm gonna tell you how we're gonna make you guys one on the chat listen so on a he's older, right
Mm-hmm. Yeah, so the way we're gonna win is psychological warfare. Have you guys ever played League of Legends?
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, I've been banned multiple times in League not for saying like bad just like more like just like
Really like getting in people's minds. We need to get in on a mine since he's the team captain
So what are things about on a we can do and type in chat and like troll and like get in his head
His chat's gonna be laughing. He's gonna be like not thinking straight, you know, I
Thought you asking us
Yeah, okay, I know two things about him. He like he says like boss, right?
Isn't that like a like a hype thing like anytime he like wins a game? He's like
Yeah, he doesn't say a boss he does so we can troll and challenge if we like went around we all just like type boss like
And then like oh we can talk about the Mac 10 my chat saying the Mac 10. He's like he's
I don't know what that means, but I'll do it, bro.
I'll do it. Check the night market. What's that?
Oh, God.
Back in the day that didn't exist.
Like, how did you get the name Ozepic?
I don't know. I liked it.
I had it at Kaide for a while, but then like,
Ego Stinger had a, what is that thing called again?
Or they could see your name.
I don't know.
hi day for a while but then like you go steamer had a what is that thing called
again or they could see your name like even if you want to count oh brother
can remember that yeah I don't know but yeah that's I used to get strange
a lot because people would just have that yeah so I just changed it to some
stupid thing and it's better now I don't have a knife scan so I just buy that
I have 10,000 points. I'm never gonna play this game again. So it's cool
No, what was it fuck I think the top up
Bad news for the server
So ones on 150 ping right now
130
So
We could okay, we could go Virginia, but then that puts like
That puts oh my god
90
much as
I might as well play on the moon. This is
Fuck I think we just have to do we still
In fairness to own it could we do like Ailey or
Maybe even Texas. I don't think like a
OK, you know what? It's not just about only we should add up everybody,
ping and match that up, you know?
Wait, Adrian, Adrian used to that.
Central seems like the most at this server.
Wait, the servers.
OK, so if we go, OK, it's not going to be Oregon or Cali,
so it's going to have to be either Texas.
Oh, thanks for the sub.
We could do this.
George.
Moon at fucking 90.
That's insane.
By the gods, kind of.
Yeah, I
Hold this what I'm saying and like so we could do like Texas or Ili but like
Yo, is somebody at me?
Okay, wait, Arke hashtag to seven seven six. Yeah
Listen, I'm gonna be completely honest kind of you know it too. This is fuck
I think appreciate that.
Five, man.
J, that's over five, guilty.
Yes!
Appreciate you, y'all.
Well, no one else is putting on their team.
Stop, not, third.
Yeah.
I'm gonna touch the score.
This take with your eyes, and that's a last.
I'll say this and see.
No, appreciate you, J. W.'s.
That's the best course of effort.
Yeah.
I just don't.
This is just.
Can't lie.
Anything above like, 90 ping is just like nearly unplayable.
I don't think like 20 second like 20 milliseconds is going to do anything to be honest
I'm on 70 like that's bad. I might as well just go judge the whole game dash up draft
What ping are you on if we go we live moons on 90 you're on what I live in a Cali. What about you?
Yeah
Oh, wait, what do you want?
Oh, it's this.
I just want to see it.
Best in your head, though.
Best in your head.
No, I've tried.
I actually paid $200 from my internet bill.
It's a doctor's spectrum.
Yep, doctor's spectrum.
I pay for business internet.
I literally was begging on the phone.
I was like, I don't want to hear your internet rant.
I was just asking about the paying situation
and stuff like that.
And the rest of that, you know what I'm saying?
Don't make it to comms, bro.
I'm not over here bitching about AT&T,
even though I hate them.
Oh yeah, what is the map?
What is the map?
They wouldn't do bind.
I'm not doing this one of you.
Um, Lotus?
Keith, shout you out.
Yo, time's sweet out.
You want Lotus?
I bought them!
Can I get you, Canadian?
Yeah.
Oh, shit, what part?
Like the West Coast, like Vancouver area?
Oh, what?
No, no, I mean like, oh, oh.
Oh, where's our last player?
Is this your odd 80 ping?
Wait, this is crazy.
There's no way we can do this.
We have to like add it up.
So we've got to go like text.
Niggas said, told us to 10 minutes.
Three minutes.
We have three ping.
Oh, that's me.
Atlanta servers.
I got three ping.
Oh, shit.
Well, if we go to Texas.
Yo, gang.
I was going to say you could join a tourney gang.
It was crazy.
It was like Chris next door Chris next door Chris. I'm like
It was crazy everybody was asking about you, but you didn't pick up so they
I swear bro Ron really wanted you on his team and everybody was fighting
No control. It was a big-ass fight. Everybody was just mad because they wanted you niggas. So I mean
No, bro
No, no Chris come on man. It was live bro. And then also everything I stand for literally
to say yo call Chris. I call word. What?
Holy shit. How the fuck did I miss that? Yeah. And then I told everybody, um, like
you be called duty on veteran mode. And then Joe was really impressed. Joe Bart was really
price
Joe Bartolozie
No, he ain't gotta be the worst week though. I'm just saying like next time
That was today that was today
Okay, well, um, is it bad like is he
Oh my god
I'm sorry, Chris.
I'm not gonna be happy about my niggas.
The next facts.
You're right, you're right.
I can't get you on that, bro.
But just know how I appreciate you, man.
Oh.
And if you ever want to watch some rappers
or something like that.
So, hey, bro.
It's a four-day game.
If you want to, you know, after all this,
you want to celebrate, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
you know what I'm saying?
Let me know, let me know.
No, yeah, yeah, for sure, bro.
All right, bro, I'll hit you, man.
Love you.
Love you too, bro.
OK, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're already starting on defense, which is good.
But I think if they pick, wait, are we?
Chris, down or sub in?
So if you engage me here.
Chris is our sub?
Yeah.
Who is that?
Chris Nexor?
No, no, who just joined the game?
They left.
Oh, are they are we doing Lotus?
What are we doing?
Is that what we want?
Is Lotus one of the OG maps?
No, it's not.
I would say like it would be a cent for Hayden.
This just doesn't sit right with me.
Our two best players have the highest ping.
And then SAPNAP has 20 ping, Richie has 30 ping.
I have 80, like, bro.
Wait, why are we doing Virginia servers?
The thing is, like, this is kind of-
For ONA?
Yeah.
I don't know, but...
Yeah, but like-
Because Central, not Texas.
What's the other one?
Ailey?
Yeah.
This looks a lot better to be honest.
That's back, yeah, oh, listen.
That asks better.
Hi, guys, you need to understand
anything over 80 ping, it's like 80 ping, 120 ping,
it's the same.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you
Are you asking
We have a little it's a little easier W22
Well child so he wires 22 and not 100 because we don't use AT&T in this house
Okay, that's why if we did it would probably say a honey realistically most likely who's joining my elite
I'm gonna be honest
How are people joining somebody leaked?
But, oh, then I'll have to I'll have to start.
Choice.
Wait, normally you can leak is with the code, right?
Yes.
Muda leaked the code.
Oh, my gosh.
I'll just turn off tournament mode and make it easier.
So if people come in, I'll just I'll just kick.
Okay.
Um, we're good to go.
I'm ready.
Are we ready to go yeah, let me uh, give me give me 20 seconds. Yeah
Yeah back in the so calm days you say ready up you know I'm saying you're ready up agent ready up you're ready up
What's right ready up ready up ready up ready up green up? We used to say green up
We say green up your green up green up gang up green up. We're waiting for you
I'm a green up a green up kick kick you will get you a kid
Can't can't say green up back to say that back in the day, bro. Just a fun fact for you niggas, man
That's your username what's my og my og to blow jeez man. Yeah, that shit was
Yeah, my agent pretended to be a gamer. Yo, no cat. I've been gaming since before you was born nigga
I was on need for speed three back to
I was on a PGA tool.
I'm going to give you a party later.
I rock with the server.
Oh, yeah. Back when you were in a back when you were in a ball set,
swimming, swimming amongst the spawn, started back when you were in a ball
set, I was putting in pain.
Moon, I need you to lock in.
I don't lock in.
Well, I'm OK.
I'm like full. I'm not even going to read my channel.
I'm actually just going to like fly.
Me too.
I'm dead as love.
OK, hold on.
What are you playing?
Yeah, OK, OK, OK.
We all hate it.
I think it's intentional.
That's a sentiment.
Moon, you sure you don't want me on jet?
You sure?
No, high-fives.
High-fives.
Fuck no.
You're not playing jet, bro.
OK.
Um, we, ah, there's any.
Let's start with Kaidei.
What are you more comfortable with?
I can just play Sentier Smokes, so I'm good.
I can honestly play everything except dualists that aren't like playing dualists that much.
Got you.
Rod Dogg, you next.
What you good at, bro?
I'll just go jack, because I already have high ping, so I'll just like, I'll like get
us on site.
Rod, you that.
High vibes.
What you good at, bro?
Uh, you know, I'm an aimer.
I'm pretty good.
So I think I can go dualist.
Rod, you're that.
No troll, no troll.
OK.
Erky, what you good at, bro?
Yes.
OK.
So so far, what do we have?
I mean, I could play Phil.
I used to play like Smokes and like, uh, yeah, Smokes and stuff.
So I can go whatever like I know how to play
I'm gonna be honest we need to initiate us we need to initiate us. I think we go over there's anybody
You know how to play sova sova is important
this again this again all right oh my god we got this guy you I believe
chapter that LeBron 7 TV put that LeBron 7 TV where he's like putting like the
oh whatever yep you got it you got it okay all right let's do it wait you said
Richie's your your skill level yeah people especially no diamond I haven't
That's a good emo word.
He's going on Siege though, he's going on Siege.
You know?
How are we splitting this up?
I'm not going to lie, Rhonda, Kade, y'all are going to have to ideal crazy.
Yeah, ideal, please.
Yeah.
Let's look here.
They have Clove, okay Clove is the shittiest controller, they have Sage Phoenix.
Okay.
They're probably, they're either going to rush A or they're going to rush Grouchy.
Okay, alright.
Alright, I'm gonna poke long. I'm not guy I feel like I'm not guy I'm gonna poke long just show my face a little bit
Yeah, okay. They have good flashes. They okay
When you guys see a bird don't look at the bird and then Phoenix has like a little thingy snaps and throws and you can flash you
Wait, I hear me
I'm gonna fast one. Okay. That's one. I'll come you to a long
They're pushing.
Shadows traveling.
I kill one.
I got one.
One enemy remaining.
Let's just do a smoke.
Come on.
Are you good?
Move.
Right side.
I am all right.
Hold up.
That one bad.
Good smoke.
That's a sound bait. Be careful. Just hold. Oh yeah. I thought my head was on backwards. Holy shit.
90!
I can't get him out. Let's go.
Oh my gosh. I love you.
Oh I told you to believe me. Just believe, believe.
Tell them how much damage you did. Okay. I got 55, 55, 85, 50.
Double you.
Thanks guys, thanks.
Great damage.
not too shabby. Come on guys, we're looking good.
Okay, what do I buy? Do I light buy?
No, full, full, full. High buys.
You want full armor?
I don't know. Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
No, he's kiting? Where's that?
I think that was mid. I think I hear one there.
Might have been me, Gango.
You think?
I'm a grown man.
Long's free.
Nice, Kai day.
Hey, Kiercy, you don't have anything.
Nothing, me.
Oh, don't leave me.
Oh, I'm here.
I'm here.
Push for it.
Oh, man, live.
Oh, man, play your life.
Play your life.
No!
Wait, I got you.
Let's go, A.
One more push.
I'm going up.
Here.
I'm pushing.
I think he's on the inside.
Thank you, Ash.
Shot him.
He p-picked my bulldog.
You pick up my bulldog
Ladies this round is
Okay, I think we push up. Okay. Okay. Let's think you and me have the outlaws. What could we do?
How could we get aggressive here?
I get like one yeah if I get like one shot on and then you get the other them
into this round this round we're meant to lose they're like we win it's huge
on a should I play Kevin or should I wait
I'm a smokey I'm a smoky yeah I'm they left yeah
They're dogging?
They're dogging through.
They're just dogging.
Wait, 140 on stage, 140 on stage.
No, nothing sees me.
I hear mid, mid, mid, mid.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
140 on stage.
Another one mid.
Another Molly, nice.
Oh, two, three mid, three mid.
Got one?
I'm going for flint mid.
That one's dead.
That one's dead, I think.
One's mid, right side mid.
I'm on three, three, three, two, one.
No, we can't get into this head.
Actually, we can't.
Let's watch him.
This is trouble.
No, don't provoke the wrong team.
Nice to tell, bro.
Yeah, that's onan.
Shadows traveling.
Come play!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, they're pushing.
OK.
No.
Short, short.
I'm flanking.
We've played last half, so they're not going to hold a map.
Sandhap is 105.
There's like three on site.
I played that bad, bro. I fucked up my keep on
I thought that my keep on for my smoke
One really close
One close left one enemy remaining nice one more
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on.
Dude, oh my, this is the dream team.
I had no doubt I didn't have no doubt in my life.
I guess you're going to be crazy soon.
I can buy you a drink.
Thank you.
I was going bail, going broke.
I'll be honest.
Oh man, can you smoke window?
I'm going to swing out doors.
Smoke which window?
Sir?
Oh, mid window.
Throw your smoke right there on that ping.
Have it be in that middle there.
Thank you, buddy.
Don't overthink it.
Me, Ager, got an A.
I don't know.
Shadow is straddling.
I hear A. I hear A. I might have missed it.
Sky window, sky window.
You missed a little bit.
I hear A long.
I reached out to A. I watched long.
Oh, they're here.
They're here.
They're on me.
They're close to me, Ager.
Got one, dead.
Nice.
Oh, wow, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long.
Put on your bridge.
Oh, wait, are you getting?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, left by style, left by style, left by style.
OK, you're good.
You're good.
They're going to come.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, wait.
Oh, my God.
That's my fault.
Yo, Chad, who did I just get?
Herky, don't know how to use so much.
Black player standing.
Fuck.
That was on me, boys.
I
Got a witness
Oh my god, oh good. Oh good. That's okay. That's completely my fault drowned out. I could have ran too close
Um, I want to out cut it. What do you think? What off with seven yeah, I
All right
Yeah, good vibes and chat good vibes and chat
Oh, no, I'm trying to like mutate I'm mutating in this one. I don't know how to use as old I might just
It's a teleport your always a teleport. Yeah, I know I just suck at it
I'm here again.
RQ, RQ, ROTA, ROTA, I'm holding ROTA.
I'm here again, yeah.
I can flash you.
BAAAAAAA
No, 3A.
They're just full going, yeah.
Wait, RQ, can you wait for us?
Yeah.
We're gonna use your U2.
Okay.
I
Gotta spray when I'm not close to it realistically
One's pushing ct right now
I guess we're easily we are strong yet we're good we're good we're good don't
forget that this is the tax added map to by the way it's a tax that really yeah
it is we have so but so was the best initiated on this map yeah you have
kind of a goat hard I jealous give us strats bang you know it's a whole
bunch of really good players pushing you go a yeah hey are you coming over
Throw your dart throw your dart like um, okay just throw it down my pain. Who's going?
Right there smoking Raj
Back up back up. I'll keep it on your retake retake play retake
Well, I don't want to go
Yeah, they're back there long see
I
Play the plant if they try to go out my old you might try to res long my jumping. Mm-hmm. I still hear one like
Very good
We're man advantage. They just
Tell me it's on me. They might rise now
There's one for our so
You have drawn another one another one another
Yeah, I'm throwing but can I use it like right here? No, no, no, you're good. Just hold yeah, yeah, you got it
Watch agent. I'll help you. I'm watching you. I
Have my arrow
Agent they can't um, they can't be there. Okay your teammate. Yeah. Oh once with those other
We're trying to get picks. They're trying to get picks. Yeah. Yeah. They're both there. They're both there. They're both there
I don't know what to do.
They might go.
Yeah.
Nice.
He's good. He's good. Take him seriously.
Oh my god.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We got it. We got it here.
Can I, uh, refuse?
Yeah.
Yes.
My inventions.
Oh my god, let's go.
People will be saying agent Unkin, my chaval, I don't know.
Get those haters out of here.
Nobody's saying that!
Oh shit, what the fuck?
Up from there.
All right.
Couple headsets chat. Couple headsets.
Ain't a cake.
Remember their heavy hitter is close. We could have lost that round because he was just trying to get pics like all
He knows he's been like his aims like better than the most of us. Yep
They sky they got I think heavy I think they're gonna come heavier
I think they're all see
Drone
Inexhaust still out. Close back site. Close back site.
You will not kill my allies!
No!
All good.
Spike planted.
You're gonna hold your mic for the next few seconds.
How much money do we have? You have a lot of money. You could go try to kill a couple of them.
I'm gonna start pushing, yeah.
They're good to save.
They're good, it's a 4v1.
They have clovall too, so it's a 5v1 basically.
What's clovall?
Clovall, they just come back to life.
Okay.
So they use all their ults.
They use skyall, they use...
I can buy high-wise or whatever.
Sage and...
Yeah, I'm poor.
oh no and uh phoenix oh yeah jokes over your day yeah yeah i'm gonna use my knives
hey uh archie throw dart off rip and then um i'm gonna i'm gonna sit in the corner
hey
okay start now yeah just start
Let them die. Let them die.
Be careful. They're going to push here.
Yeah, we got this.
Okay. Oh, and then they'll run to me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, let's go. Sure.
Oh my god.
Man, I'm playing with a bunch of freaking hundred and
freaking eighty I two demons.
Oh my gosh.
I'm playing with four Einstein's on my team.
Let's go, man.
Oh, genius.
to wait to disobey. Very good. W 5 shots. Keep spamming the Ws. W vibes, man. What is
my ult do? What does it do? You just go faster and you have unlimited dismisses when you
kill somebody it's a basically just like focus on your shooting yeah
coming up be me be me for a flash for a flash for a flash
it's happening up this mid right now yeah where they met I hear a lot of running away
from a and they're running away from a because it just killed me so they're
probably going to go see.
Yeah, long.
Yeah.
See me.
Nice.
I got one, but they're pushing up.
There was like three there.
Yeah, close also there too.
Stop naps there.
I got the kill.
Yeah, back in CT.
Yeah, one was there.
Spike planted.
One.
I'm not gonna let you go.
Winner. Well, this is owner.
Yeah.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm calm. But I would if I
I
Okay, let's think here. Let's think logically hold tab two of them can't fall by they have no ultimatums
They're gonna rush something. I think they're gonna rush garage. I have a shorty. I have a shorty. We're kind of broken the team though
I got you ready. Hey, if I'm eating, y'all eat. Oh my god. Thank you. I'm sugar dead in the set.
Hey, hey, hey. Sound day. Sound day. Don't play. Don't kind of. I think they're going to start.
I
Flank like
All sides get on side scouts like 120 she's one hit
No, there's two such great
Thank God he got me this all
Oh my God
Oh
There's a lot of time anyways very good for defenders no
Yeah, we did great.
Yeah, it's good.
Yo, satan is crazy.
He's 18 and 12.
The rest of the team is a dog lover.
He's good.
He's all good.
Um...
Wait, yo, can you shoot a little bit?
I want to play in this corner.
Oh, no, never mind.
I'll put my arrow down.
They're coming.
They're all dead.
No.
They're all...
They're going...
Yeah.
Oh, shit, fuck, hell.
Damn it, I knew I could have shot him.
What is that?
CCC.
Fuck me, bro.
No, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
They know?
I know, bro, bad old.
Okay, they have us their only Sentinel is sage
They're good players
We could
Dirty rush on C. Kata, what do you think?
Okay, I'm back. Sorry
What do you think? How do you think a little dirty rush on C?
They have stage so they're gonna wall somewhere we should probably look for where the stages first and break the wall
And then figure out what we want to do if you guys want to play it slower
But if you want to go fast, you should probably do like a garage split like garage and see if some people
Phoenix window
Smoking window.
That stage over there, I'll see.
Oh, good.
Nice.
Two, two, two.
Look at the red player.
I have a spike, I'm pushing up.
Yeah, one CT here right now.
Two CT, two CT.
Good.
I smoked that.
Oh, wait.
I'm only going for a garage, possibly.
Who's hit 6C right now?
Both, both, both, both, both, both, both, both!
Wallahi, on my life
Nice, last one's also there
Fucking go, hi guys
The best mod on Twitch, let's go
Little titan, a little titan, I'll train and train in a little bit
Top post number one
I'm down to play it. Do you want to guys won't play this round slower? Yeah, I want to hold him in.
Okay, I'm gonna throw a smoke. I'm gonna throw a smoke along. I like that.
He rolled up B. Oh, I fucked up my arrow.
Sky's playing A. Sky's playing A.
I
Drone this one day one day one day one day one yeah, you should I'm a strode I just smoke every whenever you're long
I'm long
I'm gonna go after the throne. Yeah, I'm walking up the other hands are jumping in
Yeah, there's one backside
I need heels. Oh wait, we don't have a heel
I'm careful guys when it's going long when it's going long. Okay. Yeah, I
Never mind. I think you close it equals close one out
And he's amazing arrow by set set see to
Shooting arrow hi guys look where boss planet. Just wait for the time until they thought make them push you
Okay, there's one heaven. There's one heaven. Oh, we jumped out. He fell down
two up there, two up there.
That was a, oh my god, Tripp.
That was nice game.
Running edge, oh my god.
Tripp.
That's the worst thing I want to hear.
Hey here, Nat.
Yeah.
We got this.
I mean I guess we get it like wires
I'm gonna buy Vandalite on that because I can still buy an Estron.
Can you guys make noise see in garage like kind of throw a molly here and then like
Um throw smokes on C. I'm gonna watch her walk up there
Yeah, they walled though. Don't don't don't hit site though. Don't hit site
They have closed garage window
I could smoke uh windows you need high rise
Oh, no, I'm good
Wait, what are we executing?
Wait, make more noise. There's still one in. Make more noise.
I'm a dead.
Nice.
There's 2B right now.
Stealing site.
Sounds like you're going A. Carry your CT.
Moon.
Fuck.
Nice.
Okay.
Sky's on A.
You're in a garage.
You're in an execute, eh?
Stealing site.
Ah!
He got lucky and killed me garage. Flash.
What the fuck?
Okay, you can walk over my goddamn hand.
so fucking lucky bro yeah yeah yeah you have garden three nice live high-rise we
have numbers close still alive I'm gonna play long
Yeah
My neighbors are kind of shitty
They're on the bomb right now
It's their club. I'm just sapping that
What this ping
Oh, I didn't know he was long, right, sir?
It's OK. We like half bot that time around, so.
We just want to like pass it something.
Yeah, yeah, I'm down to go.
OK, I keep playing a every time who plays B.
I think we just have a hard rush.
Eh, yeah.
Only one I'm worried about right now is set, girl.
He's he's tough, man.
We got that.
I don't want to be in the
fight down a
to be ready
you shouldn't force that
Rotating in the way
There's still one on set on air the sage walls up on may be
Where
I'm on site, would she?
One flank in the middle.
Long, long, long.
Nice.
Nice!
Oh my god, I'm gonna kick you!
I would literally kick you!
Yes, son!
I fucking love you, I just don't.
Oh my god.
This is why you're the king of AMP, bro.
Oh my god I'm lucky too!
How awful!
Doesn't matter, Mason dude.
Alright, let's go.
Bro, you're the most handsome and sexiest guy I know.
You're sexy-er, you're sexier.
Hey, you bought me this gun, please keep it.
Yes, for us, bro.
Thanks.
Okay, we could do a devious fake cutting.
We could bum rush A here and then like have me walking up like B already.
I could play close play if I get the plan there.
Yeah, I need someone to come with me.
A1 plus a B?
through wall head shot twice made me
made me.
No, his aim.
Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Twice.
Wow.
Are you with the look like?
They're quiet.
I'm not gonna pick me and move forward, bro.
But he's playing back.
Okay, wait, I'm gonna, okay.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna all, okay.
Oh, it's going long, long.
I think I'm gonna window
Phoenix yes flash
Right there
Nice
They're standing spike down
Yo, Ralph, thanks for the reset. Welcome back my boy
Oh, yeah, let's go see let's go see get planned out. Yep post plan C post one C
We got I got to steal one of their vandals
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna get
It's huge.
Nice, it's huge.
Huge, that's huge.
Nice, he's sneaking in.
I think he's faking.
It's okay, it's okay.
Go see, go see, go go.
He jumped out, he's in garage.
No.
He jumped out.
He jumped out or no?
He jumped out.
No, he's dead, he's dead.
He's gonna be CT.
I'm not going to be able to
beat the hell out of me.
Beat the life out man.
The wolf just.
I'll play for you.
Just one on one on one on one
on. Nice. Yes.
Oh
I Phoenix and sage all okay wait they install wall
I'm swinging
Do we break wall carry the a flush guys. I'm nothing broken down the back up
Yeah
I can flash this moon
Should I flash this if we just walk through smoke or not
Wait one spike you ever know
Oh my god huge
The A push the A push play
Wait stop napsing
Stop napsing um
Congratulations
You almost killed me. Oh my god
I'm just so being up to you. Yeah
I'm up for that comes I just thought about leaving
To there there's two
One twice I'd
I'm holding the smoke.
They have Skyhold. They have Skyhold.
Okay.
I'm backside.
That was rushed. Nice, Agents.
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Let's do this!
I'm fucking fine, man.
Agents!
He's not a Skyward.
Agents are a Skyward.
Yeah!
Let's get timed on the swing. I'm not gonna lie.
W!
Oh
Great I did great idea. I'm actually I could buy high-pitched. Okay. Okay. Thank you
Okay, they still have sky and they have huge retake all too
I think we keep trying to build KJ. Oh, I think we keep trying to build KJ
I can fly if you want to swing me again
Well, I like that I like that I like that I can flash mid
He ulted from B. He ulted from B. He was A-Link.
Can I go see it?
I think we...
Okay.
You said he ulted from B-Link?
Oh, he was made when he killed me, but he ulted though.
He... yeah, he ulted from A-Link and ran mid like that on my pinks.
So he came from A-Link.
I have flash. I have flash, brother.
Ooh, what's wrong with my mouse?
I see that check. What's wrong with my mouse?
I'm from Panther.
Quicker in.
Oh, wait, go see, go see, go see.
That's okay.
It's okay.
Now we got this.
Slap down.
Placing swarm grenade out.
Placing swarm grenade.
That's the middle last one.
Swarm grenade out.
Oh.
It's weird.
Swapped out.
Don't worry.
Swing off of Kaede.
Yeah, just swing off him.
Like stare at your map once Kaede sees swing.
Yeah, I didn't know he had Molly.
Yo, four kills.
Pitman's tough.
I'll get all good.
I'll get, I'll get, I'll get.
We're, we're chilling.
We have money.
We have lots of money.
I have all, we could go A if you guys wanted to.
You guys just need, need to get it.
They don't, they don't have the retake ults anymore.
Yeah, yeah, I wish you do that. I think we just slam a I think we slam
I need someone to come
Sure with me
I respect you I can go show because I got a specter hi guys hi guys come on come on my ping and throw flash through the wall
Nice.
Hold the smokey by push.
Oh my god, I'm hacking.
I'm hacking.
You have a weird sight, one thing?
Yeah, one's in CT, one's in CT.
One in one in one.
Nice, gentlemen!
Nice!
Ah, fuck!
No, you guys are fucked.
Fuck!
I ain't no gunner.
That's awesome!
Match point.
Okay.
All right, listen to me. I think we shut our brains off and just slam see
I think we just
Yeah, I think yeah
Well, you need to do is you need to run into cubby here and with your blind line this whole oh, yes
Really big. Yes. If you go here. Yes, exactly
Okay, we're so far.
It's on it, it's on it, it's on it.
Hold on, I'm gonna kill him.
I'm about to blind as soon as you all push in.
They're one on site.
Wait, we need to garage.
I'm garage, shut up.
Can we get a garage or a smoke?
Uh, I ran out of smokes, I'm sorry.
Oh, you're good, you're good, you're good.
I think one's in the smoke.
One's garage, one's garage.
Okay.
Got him.
Nine.
One more, one more.
I got the tournament buff.
So nobody believed in bus and us but guess who did God
Wait, so hold on wait you mean to tell me they're eliminated
I'm gonna I'm gonna deafen I'm gonna deafen I'm gonna talk in my chat for him
Let me think we're writing on Jinx these game
What are you talking about your 400 combat score whatever that means like that's insane
Like chill, bro
How do you do that
I didn't know I had one bullet. I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. I had a fight
Hey, bro, you're running one tap that guy, bro
Hey, I'll be right back. I'm going to the bathroom
Here
Going to go
I'm the Bay right now. Yeah, I think she's the bed
All right, you mean
Nothing is wrong, fuck it
I think that, I think that's the right side
Is there a better one?
Nice, two left, two left
Nice one left
Oh god, oh god
Big
I think you need to use just look man. Yeah, yeah
I like
Don't dash don't proc the dash too early sometimes
Hey, where we're from here to here
I
Think it's a little off sorry
Jason hold on this is good games 10-10 bro. I hope you did three lines for that performance
I should took a shit, but it was not a good search. Let's not talk about it, bro
Yeah, I like half completed it, but I don't want to take too long so I just
White bodied and you know watch my hands and I made it here
He's Phoenix
I
Was not Phoenix he's jet
Snuck in a line as well
Who the steam up
Let me see what he said
Oh
We found out where you were holding which angle and just push that's not even true
Not
What do we do chat any time we thought all that's only right there. What do we do look at mooder?
one million dollars. I think
it's all good. It's all good.
Honestly, I know they're set up
now. Sky. Yo, B. Is there such
big point? Sky and clothes are
on a which is good to and
they're both playing a one B.
These games in my personal opinion. Oh, wow 1110 you all right. I'm gonna pull this one up and just get these games should be paying Jink see
To put up like big-ass prize pools and shit
Cuz what else have you fucking scored on twitch.tv and see all this valorant on the side?
realistically, bro
Yeah, yeah, it's on the door. So yeah, just yeah all three of them are B
He should definitely like he should get paid there should be like a nice as prize pool
Planted
We're gonna be on site
Nice K-Z!
Fucking way on pink!
Damn
I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you
We fight together
You might have a one flash
Item 60
I'm picking from the right
I'm fighting from right
What is this quality, bro?
Oh my god, good ears, flash to death
Nice K-Z!
Nice!
Okay
I had it. I had it. I had it.
I'm slow. I'm losing one.
Yeah, what do you need? What do you need?
Can you give me a ring? Yeah.
I'll give you.
Let's try again
I'm gonna go to the bottom make it lie a little bit closer to the door
Walk with Timmy's about to lose say you swear
Yeah, he got first pick goodness gracious Neil mine make sure you slow walk that would be a shame they're on this side
Lace is on his side, too.
They come up.
Come up fast.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come up.
They're going.
Run it, run it, run it, run it, run it.
Why are they putting Jinx here on Jax?
Right side, and then you just,
I need you to wall right side.
Deep spot.
Deep in, deep in, um, back side, back side.
Stop right there.
What does that do?
Keep going.
Nice.
Move up.
Kill that Jax, yeah, back side.
I
Whoa so much shit happening
Oh, we gotta reload bud
Bye bye, bye bye, Dixie, bye!
Say goodbye!
You're the best of two, I'll just do it.
Yeah!
Best of five.
Best of...
Oh, fucking go, motherfucker!
That was close though, that was such a close game.
Motherfucker!
That was great, bro, I saw it.
Yeah!
That shit was the one I planned to do.
Yeah, I know.
I had GD's man, it was a pleasure.
Jason T was sick!
On binding!
Yes, yes, yes.
You're lying!
Nice.
I'm paper-stealing so good.
I don't know what to do.
Are they all showers?
Nice.
Get out.
I have my right.
Jason is top-ranking.
Where?
Who's on his team?
He's right side.
Right side.
Done.
Nice.
For real.
Hold on.
I'll get your shade.
On this shower.
Lydia!
I was just running.
Heaven!
So was there?
Holding with you?
Yeah.
We can let him sing.
Get on, bum.
He's.
Fuck out.
I know he's tight.
Who's talking to me?
Who was that?
Coming back?
Who was that?
Go be a guest again.
There you go, great job.
Nice.
Good job.
Let's do this shit.
Let's do this.
T-Boom!
Let's do the unthinkable, y'all.
Let's do the unthinkable.
I don't know, your turn.
You should have been doing better than T-Boom.
Oh my god, that sentence.
I would have never fucking dreamt it.
Just a few days ago.
They don't come in again.
Yeah, I think there's a lot of luck on me.
Nah, I'm not like, he's a bad luck past like,
this is Missed Me's video.
I love you, but wait, keep walling people.
You can do the same, uh, or wall this since you're a little later.
See if you're not gonna attach to this.
He's a gamer, man.
See if you could have every game realistically, bro.
He's a gamer.
Like, he's a definition.
Like, when you think a gamer, like, his name come up.
You know what I mean?
Everybody was glazing him in a draft.
For a reason.
I
Is there a wall trip?
Okay, yeah
Yo, he plays
I
On site on site on site nice
I'm throwing low here. I should have on a Jason and legit. No, no, no, no
Play play one to see I heard one to see it once you see like close here on my page ours
Yeah, I'm looking at it
I
Have my all if I can take first
Good try
All good they have hella competent players
Yeah
Let him talk let him talk I'll walk it down. I'm telling you, bro
Well, that's not even they're on the opposite side of the bracket. We got to focus on our game right now
I moved it to you, I'm a mess.
No, Ron, I think Ron seems, is actually the best, bro.
They have Lays, Lays is really good.
Like he plays every day.
And he's like, get more.
Yeah, I was told he was just a cameraman, see?
I'm not used to that.
You're like, get some man.
Lays is immortal.
He plays every day, he plays every day.
Ron was guilt tripping, Ron said,
guys, you're really not gonna let a cameraman,
we're tripping over a cameraman.
No, no, no, Ron was total.
Lays is like a high place in the game,
he plays every day, he's my roommate.
Oh say goodbye say goodbye and why did he also immortal oh my god. Yeah
Wait, Arke Arke. Yeah, who cares we're gonna win
You got
It's not moving, you're a great boy.
They can't even say it in the shortcase.
This is bad, bro.
Hey, Kyde, my name's Raph.
I'm a big fan.
This is Raph.
Like, let's say hi to you, Kyde.
Sorry.
No, you're good.
What?
Yeah.
Hello.
Hi, Raph.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Also agent, I'm Canadian too.
Oh God. Wait, what? Where?
Yeah, I'm from Toronto.
Wait, you're from Toronto?
Yeah, I was born in Vancouver.
Wait, you were born in Vancouver? I was born in Vancouver.
Wait, what part are you from?
Oh, it's not really Toronto, but I'm from the big V.
Where's that?
You know Canada's Wonderland?
You're from Bon?
I just want to get on and say hi to y'all because I'm a big fan of everyone.
Thank you.
Hey, we got you Raf.
Hey, buddy, we can do a show.
We'll bring a home for you.
Hey, everyone else.
I love y'all.
I
Roger you used to do steroids back in the day agent
To make your butt bigger bro, I saw your freaking Pilates shimmer whatever that bullshit was that shit's not normal, bro
I don't play injection. I do a lot of squats, okay? Yeah, but you bro. You was looking mad zesty, bro
And he was doing that downward dog or whatever like that. Yeah
Let's refocus.
Yeah, see, see how Raph comes in now?
We started to make us attack each other like, um,
kind of whenever you want, you can make the, uh,
Oh, moon has the, uh, moon.
Can I go?
Oh, yeah.
So shall I leave this and then invite?
Well, should I call you raw dog or should I call you moon?
Uh, just call it.
You can call me Connor or moon, Connor and moon.
Who's last?
You see how I'm not making any jokes about your age, bro?
No, like, yes you have.
You made three of them, bro.
What are you talking about?
Are you looking at that, bro?
Okay, I did.
I apologize, bro.
I apologize.
Agent, you actually surprised me.
I'm not going to lie.
You surprised me, bro.
Yeah, I got tournament buffs.
I sucked life, and then I got tournament buffs.
And then I still lose anyway, as usual.
No, you don't suck in life.
You do good.
streamer university when you did a when you were showing that one month on
twitch when you I think you did like a marathon or something oh no I was talking
about gaming in life I'm winning a lot oh yeah I'm talking about games specifically
I lose a lot in games
let's um yeah
kind of yeah I said to join yeah just invite me when you guys ready
I
Jason smash monitor please send a clip
Yo, please send that clip
Please send that clip on paper. Please
On paper. Yeah, Jason did I think the best honesty. Yeah, man. He had the he had the 2017 Warriors on
Let me see that let me see that check
Let me know I just request to join you kate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, actually, I'll open party you guys
You said jays got scared
Yeah
How you breaking monitors over free tournaments? No, bro
Yo, tell him tell him tell him tell him he should have drafted better man
Tell him the captain's not supposed to top frame.
Bro's fake man, I'ma say that.
Tell him it's his fault.
Tell him, tell him, tell him.
Bro's fake, sad.
Let me see this shit, man.
Yeah, great game.
Yeah, that's one of his main games, bro.
I'm tight to
Like it was one of my main games not lost. I'd be tight to
I give this guy somebody didn't say shit
Who damn by the way 25 and 9 uh jason i know yeah
That's why i said that though because that team does look scary bro pilot like that
Mooda did fucking amazing trick
Yeah pilot surprised me. I heard pilots like silver
Yeah, they said she was playing on a fucking laptop in hawaii
What I think I went 15 and so that was crazy wait right check that was trick right they said that about
or much of it yeah yeah no pilot is laptop in Hawaii like 28 and 7 oh hell no laptop in Hawaii
Hi, this game pilot playing on a laptop in Hawaii.
Yeah, pilot also does drugs, so he's probably he's popping something.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, let me look.
I can tell by looking at it.
Let me look at his eyes.
Oh, say fucking goodbye, bro.
He's off the coke.
I know right now.
Yeah.
I'm not even trying.
So I've been feeling guys like recently I've been feeling like, you know, I mean
like that we can really go all the way and let's just win this tournament, bro.
Fuck all the other bullshit.
All right, boys.
You are man, you weren't thanks. Thanks. You're right. Let's just go all the fucking way fuck all the other bullshit at the end of the day
Let's just do this. Is that you?
You're yelling I see whoever he's talking to
I didn't know who it was so I asked and I just got aired and then oh god the veins are coming in
If I look at chat, it's like if I look at chat, bro, I'm gonna see my social security number, bro
It's like facts
What happened?
We will happen. It's serious
I swear to God this guy's hilarious, bro. I swear to God this guy's hilarious
I mean, this is me. I wish this was longer. I don't know who we read, but I know.
Say you swear, Joe.
But like, I swear to God, he said that.
Say you swear, Joe God type. Say you swear, Joe God type.
We're gonna do that.
That's not even a bar, bro.
We've been said he was ascended.
Oh, he's saying, oh, he...
I
If I look at chat bro, I'm gonna see my social security number bro. It's like
I see why they say we're on, look, on Pickle Ron team is better than JCC.
But Pickle don't always matter.
I have a whole community that just wants me dead.
Like, what did we play?
I was so wrong.
I'm so confused.
It's not a test of three, right?
No.
I hope you can do it.
We're out.
Wow.
I'm lucky, man.
They're team was good.
I'm gonna go jump into their call.
All right.
Oh, my dashboard is fucking lined up.
Yo, Ron, you going with some rates
baiting the negative, bro?
Why did you do that?
All right, let me hear what he said.
No, dude, not your photo though.
That's all right.
It's all right.
Yo, Gigi's Ron.
Hey.
Hey, Gigi's.
Gigi's, bro.
Good game, Joe.
Very good game.
Gigi's.
if you win at all brother.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
You know, sorry I was on a bit of a dick, man.
I just think it's like common knowledge not to talk in.
Now that one, I agree that way.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
When you're trying to listen to comms and you go, oh.
Oh.
And you start making noises.
Well, I apologize that I said I
wasn't going to do it moving forward, Joe.
And then when we start the game, bro, like Ron.
And I know Ron picked a team that's just
like trolling and shit.
And it's like fun to just rage bait.
But it's like, bro, there's a level of rage-baiting and then just being an asshole where it's like, bro, I'm going, okay, did you draft a silver teammate?
And we're just going, he's just send it one, he's just send it one.
It's like, just be real.
Wait, I'm confused.
What are you saying that we were saying?
That was bad.
The whole time I was saying the Nemo.
Because YBG kept talking.
No, because I didn't have the right bind.
If you go to my VOD, I was talking in game chat and not party chat.
I was talking the whole time and they told me midway that I was talking game chat, but I literally when I did fix it, I said, and I quote, I said, Lays is the fat and chop right?
No, that's the same.
Um, I said that he was ascendant borderline diamond because the Senate one zero.
Oh, I'm not, I'm not pressed about that.
I was just saying what I asked YBG did unmute and why?
No, no, I said, you said their top right is a silver lays with the top right.
We've been said he was ascended I see it. Okay, but I didn't know who it was
So I asked and I just got aired and then other people bro. Yeah, and then my whole chat just saying just you suck a deck
I'm a sore loser. I am a sore loser. No, no
Bro, it's like
So they wouldn't hit they wouldn't hit calm and start screaming the ground
I'm going to sit like see
So are you going to just be your internet bro because I'm the one garage game chat.
Oh yeah.
Hold on.
You could talk to other teams in game chat.
Like the other team.
Oh, that's fire.
Oh, bro, that's fire.
I'm private, yeah.
Yo, I did not know that's fucking spectacular.
Damn, I'm calming.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm leaving constant.
I might know that for you.
And since I like drinking every day, like, yeah.
Connor versus Guapo. Yo, chat.
Wait, I need to talk to Guapo.
No.
I'm going to get into Guapo's head, actually.
We're playing next we're playing yeah, okay
That's good that's good for us. That's good for us. That's like the best team we could play right now
So agent the only bad news is we're going we're going west we're going west because there's a lot of West players
No, no, or if you know how's this we could go Texas and then it's like kind of fairer for
No, not really moon has bad things agent. We have three East players compared to everybody else's West I
Get that but nigga they chose to live in the less common time zone. What we supposed to do set the place
Come on. Most people's gamers living either central or eastern
Tony thank you for the thank you
Yes
It looks crazy and look at there is they're all 20 and lower
That's a setup. How's this? How's this?
That's way this is better for you. I was moon on 66 bit
What no, it's a jinx
Like a lot of people I know
I don't know why it's me.
You're the leader of your team, Ron.
Take accountability.
What's up there?
What's up?
So boys it looks like we're on the same page here
guys yes here's the thing bro um I'm gonna check out the clip it's not a big deal if
nobody wants him back it's fine that it's funny it was just annoying in the moment it didn't
Whether or not we won the game. Yeah, no, I know it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, yeah, I think we're good guys
I think we're good. We got a little hash down. Okay
Put your foot down
No guys, okay, we're good
What yeah, what else it like if it was up to me because Joe I don't give a fuck if
If YBG did that, like to me, I would probably get a ban, but if you don't want him to be banned, I wouldn't care.
No, don't ban him from future events.
Alright, because that shit would piss me off to another dimension.
Hey, Joe. Let's do a charity stream together, bro.
Hey, Joe. Hey, I think Ron is so funny.
I see who can raise more money.
Okay, so let's do it, bro. Let's do a charity stream together.
Wait, Joe thinks he can raise more money than Ron?
I think what we can do is like...
Next time you got it very straight. Let me know put a link to see what you guys this this is a beautiful ending y'all this
What
Yes, bro, wholesome moments guys, this is what I'm about
Don't wait there on you to make that switch
I want to win. Wait, Ron, are you in your 70s game right now?
I'm about to play against. All right, bro.
Um, Lacey. Timothy with the prime. Thank you, brother.
Yo, Doug, you're full of Timothy, bro. Where's Arc yet?
Oh, he's probably watching the drama. Yeah.
I keep doing it. I'm ready to go. What's the game plan overall for this year?
Here team.
Okay. I think.
What's the room we're going to? What do you think?
Um, I'm down for this. I'm down for Texas.
Because the thing is, is that if we end up going Cali, you guys like you and agent are going to go on like 60.
Yeah, I'm down. I'm used to the higher pain because of that last game. I'm like my brain already like yo
You guys have it made man. You got good ping no matter what the server is in America
That's why a lot of pros like used to live in Texas, but the league is now in like Cali. That's why everyone's here
Yeah, Texas is way better
All right, I'm a little nervous about this game, bro, because I don't know if they have
any.
Both bucking, what we're saying.
I think Lacey's a weak spot.
I don't think he's playing.
Is Archie here?
No, he's.
Classic.
Yeah.
Like 15 minutes, man.
Mm-hmm. Wapo is radiant. Is she better than um
Damn crazy on the team
Moon no on our team on the team. Oh on the other team. Yeah, so
That's a bit of a set gameplay life. Well AJ used to play a lot. He used to be radiant
Yeah, I would say he was like he used to be better, but I don't really think he plays as much, but he's still really good
good. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Like he's really he is really good. He's going to say, so if
I kill him basically, I'm him. Okay. Yes. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go for the king.
Oh my lucky cuz autumn fortnight autumn fortnight niggas live in Texas every single one of them
every single one lives in Texas bro. They all live in Dallas and in Clicks penthouse.
The West have no they all get 20 ping if we do that
They all get 20 ping bro
That's awful and in two of us get like 60 ping
Not a lot of Bucky being in Texas doesn't make this worse first a little bit. He's in a server
But it really I just like I don't know bro. I don't know to me. It's just like Texas is the game going because
because most of our ace, a lot of gamers in Texas, in central,
I gotta get our West Coast is way less common,
way, way less common.
The server, your pros aren't, I get that makes sense for you,
but I'm telling you right now, if I play like ass,
or in the other person, I forgot who it was,
high-fives plays like ass,
because our connection is man for a way,
we don't stand a chance.
I kind of have to play like that.
Is everyone here for their team or not?
I got no choice, and I got no choice.
get at least his name tons. Okay. Wait, guys. Yeah. Hello.
Ready to go. Okay. Yeah. I think you're last. Oh, oopsie.
Now you're good. You're good.
Wait, I said the invite. Let's go. Okay, wait, Moon, I'm giving
you a party later again.
Let me just let them know the server and everything. Oh, what
map? What map? Oh, yeah.
I'm not a son probably moon. What do you think? What map should we go?
I'm in Stefan. Do you just say Lacey a bitch?
Yeah, I'm not going to bother me word word that bother me father
Yo, I'm back. Yeah
Wait moon what map should we go?
Oh, what did they say?
That was his name before.
Oh, they haven't said anything.
Oh, I thought he'd made it just for her.
Awesome.
Okay.
Damn.
What are the fucking odds of that, dude?
Oh, my God.
What are the odds of that?
Oh, they like buying.
No, but we shouldn't play the same thing that they just played.
Yeah.
No, they just came up icebox.
They just came up icebox.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, they did.
Bind is the one with the two ropes in the middle, right?
Yes, they're fine with the server. They're fine. No, no, no, no bind
Bind is like the the map that looks like it's like a desert
Yeah, is it one of the newer maps
Okay
Let me just Google Valorant bind
It's a pretty iconic map. Oh, I know bind I know bond in a line. Yeah
Yeah, I'm down to you by screw bonds one of my favorite maps to
Yeah, who's better Guapo or arky that's like saying who's better
Joe Joe hates to lose
Yes
Time played in game and right in location Joe location. Don't forget location. I need to do this
Joe is right like this concept is still in it's like this like the fourth one we've done
This is still in its early stages. Joe is right when you're professionalized like a discord server or something
But the problem is mother fuckers don't text
I don't know what it is bro, and I'm not gonna like say your names, but it's like
Listen event we're doing if you don't want to play
Hey, no worries if you don't want to play.
No worries if you don't want to play.
No worries.
I never build on him, I never build on him.
Yeah, I'm down, bro.
And then I don't hear a word for a week.
Hey, triple checking for tomorrow.
Reminder for tomorrow.
Triple checking for tomorrow.
Quadruple checking.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are you good to go?
Nah, man, I forgot I have to do this thing today.
It's like I can't even give people to text me.
Among us.
Let her know.
I'm sure we could do it, but no I never say yes to among us yesterday. I know who he's talking about though
I know it could be two people he's talking about I
Get it though. I bet she is fucking annoying. I can only imagine there's a reason I don't set up tournaments
It's a bitch to get a whole bunch of fucking content creators together because don't even know how to brush their teeth properly
That's cuz we're going binds
that's my fault
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I apologize for my brand death you mean
you taking it home in?
no no no it doesn't happen
it's locked in, it didn't lock in anything
oh, block, block, moon, selected the wrong map
oh, okay, okay
how do you talk to party chat?
I don't know how I would do that man
they just got angry at each other for doing the same thing
okay, but what he did, I saw the clip
he like yelled in voice chat
party chat in-game
okay okay
They who yelled Mahoney
Oh, yeah, I don't know the tea, but they need to pause the tournament. Did you guys see what age you're just
What?
Yeah, oh no, who it's fine. Oh
Don't pull it down. Shoot. Okay. Well, why does no one know how to
That shit
Yeah.
I got a.
No.
Oh,
I'm sorry.
It's out of the team.
The team.
We got caught.
That's over.
Yeah.
Swat team, yeah, sometimes when we get spotted it's the Swat team, yeah.
Nah, that's fucked up. A nigga in a chest said Joe got motion like that.
Fucked up, man. That's fucked up.
Go outside.
Oh, God, man, oh, God, man.
They all went out.
Joe called Maryweather?
So, so no one wants to tell me,
so no one wants to tell me that we're getting spotted.
All right, man, fuck it, man.
Shall I run out screaming?
Shall I run out screaming and help?
You didn't know it's commas like that.
Bro, stop trolling, Chad.
Cut the shit out.
Wanna go?
You didn't know it's commas like that.
Yo, shut up.
You're not listening to Spotify, bro.
How do I check your Spotify hours?
Hey.
Oh.
Yeah.
Can we restart?
Wait, that's it?
Yeah.
We're good.
Okay.
Thanks, Chad.
So they probably didn't hear a helicopter.
We're listening.
you know, niggas say I'm watching Lacey while I fucking game fucking screenpeek the niggas.
Yeah, I think they're good.
Are we going?
Wait, we playing a set?
Am I having a look for that?
No, no, you're good.
Yo, yo, can you okay, oh, okay, sorry, I was gonna hear about my team all right now.
No, I thought my headphones died or some shit like that, okay?
When do we do we know when we're starting?
Uh, not a hundredth century, I guess whenever they're ready, whenever they're ready.
Yeah.
Okay.
I know yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
I mean this is like insane that how does how does this happen whatever bro no point of
even talking about it what was it others no point of talking about it bro there's no point
of talking about it much as time to be allowed to talk about it thank you just time out
I
Clicked
Already Joe one Jack Ron whose POV do you want to watch for semis?
You're gonna get fucked I don't want to get
Sketched made it to the second round
Is men deafened yeah classic
I'm
Keep minimizing it keeps minimizing for the fucking weird reason bro. Yo, Arkey. Oh
Okay, I thought you're Michael just right
Yo, she was like no yo, they said they're ready to go. Did you do it fine?
Yeah, it is already
Is it win by 2?
It's not Joe.
It's not Joe, game.
Okay, let me check.
Let me check.
Because I've never gotten this.
This is the most game I've seen in every game so far.
Bind.
Live in Cali.
Map bind, game options.
Are you looking at my stream? I don't know.
We're playing central.
Over time, win by 2 is on.
Yeah, yeah, I think that's like everything them okay, and then we're on Texas. That's good, too
Yeah, it looks like it. Yeah
Okay, this unorthodox person's in practice
Yeah
Who's that? I think that's
Yeah, I think so
You're an archie in Texas and he has higher opinion agent.
You're an archie.
Wait.
I got that shitty booty Wi-Fi, bro.
I'm actually struggling right now.
You actually in Texas or you live with everybody?
No, bro.
I'm in Texas.
They're ask.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Yeah.
It's like you say you have AT&T.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yo, man.
That's funny as hell.
No, Chad, if I can outperform Lacey, Kasey, and Silky, we're good, we're good, we're
good, we're good.
I need to play above my level right now.
I gotta go crazy.
Well, are we ready?
Are we ready?
We should be ready.
He's good, bro.
He backed out.
I'm going to press, I'm going to press start, okay?
All right, let's do it.
All right, let's go.
Walking.
Let's go.
We got this um
I can I can go jet again because I have high pain
Or what are you raised I?
I've never played raising up a lot. I really I know raises good Guapo. I guarantee he's gonna go raise. Yeah
Guys probably better
What do you think guys good yeah, what's your comfortability?
I'm like an amour.
You're like an amour?
Okay, well, um...
Honestly, Raze is good,
but I guess she's pretty util-heavy.
Um...
Up to you, just pick whatever.
Yeah, Jacob, yeah.
Okay, I'm coming forward, Raina.
Yeah, and do that.
Let's go.
What's your eyes here?
What?
Um, IQ?
No, your ISP.
What's that?
Look at your internet.
Oh, um, I'm alone.
I already know it's real.
OK.
But I'm on a Starlink.
Oh, that makes sense.
That makes a lot more sense.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Yeah.
Oh, you're on a Starlink.
Yeah.
Damn.
Oh, good.
All right, we got this.
All right, let's do it again.
Let's do it again.
Come on out.
This is going to be pretty good.
The finals is going to be tough.
This is very winnable.
Okay, we are defending.
Okay, oh, Bucky went raise.
Very interesting.
Okay, who did Guapo go?
Oh, Guapo went close.
Okay, Guapo is just going to aim.
Okay.
Okay, so Gekko has a-
Gekko is here.
Just aim. I mean, our Cloak is just-
They have a- They don't think you need to worry about it.
Like, nothing crazy.
The only thing you need to worry about is
Raze and Gekko.
Gekko, if you see a blue ball in the air,
that's a flash, and you can shoot it.
Yeah, Archie, come along
and like flash here
like every round.
Like, don't peek long. It's just like really good info.
Yeah.
Where should I play?
Hmm...
Does it matter?
Honestly, you're wherever.
Like, you can float.
Yeah.
I'd say...
Honestly, A is probably better.
Yeah.
Go on, go on, go on.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel safe to ride down to my side.
A, did you have one?
Yeah.
No, I don't, sorry.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Nothing flashed long.
Say A.
I clicked...
I took the wrong input a shirt. Are they all going in? Yeah, I think I took the wrong input to get out of my smoke, bro
I don't play to get in one side already. I try to get right thing. I just
Oh one's back in
That was on me. That was on me. I clicked the wrong inputs. It erased me. They killed me.
No, you're good. You're good.
Oh, is that all good?
The pride didn't go back in. Yo, Jackie, shut up.
Claw through them
Oh my god, bucking you
Wow
They went to Pistols, Guapo, 6-0, Bunch of 3, and the rest of the team was fucking spectating
one of them.
Goodness gracious.
Tag.
Spike planted.
I'm going to go back to the
tag
spike planted
I'm going to go back to the
tag
got you
oh my god
Yeah
It was spam up broke in the fucking chat
Are we bi-saving bye bye bye yeah when you smoke when you smoke throw it on top of this. Okay?
Like you want like you know like when you look at your smoking light it'll like um, you'll see it like you like
It'll make a one way from what they're right now. That's the neat thing
And I
Know AJ's what was on type what was on type he's on type
fun
Nice, where are they all?
Wait Gecko Geckos 140 Geckos 140, okay, there's still one short. Can you smoke short? Yeah
I
Once once to be more
Guess to come back to me
Definitely going that way short
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, they're safe, good job.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
All right, let's do it.
Well played.
Two of them are gonna have light armor on you, but I'm not gonna do that.
Unless you've got ults.
Oh, wait, wait, you can't.
I don't have all of them.
You can look at that.
Hold on, let me sell one thing.
Well, do you have your flash or not?
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
I need you to come in here and throw your, if you hear them, throw your, I'll let
you know when to throw your flash.
Okay.
Throw it in your straight line, okay?
Okay, there's one here.
I hear him.
There's one
You can rotate if you want
What powers
No, there's
Combs is too late. It's all cons now
Okay, so ages like solo going showers
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he just smokes off he just looks off a and then just walk the showers
Well, if you guys want you guys could like deep smoke here and someone holds to it
Okay, they're gonna they're gonna go a again. I think we play retake. He's just gonna double satchel with his old guarantee
Honestly, you can just let me like solo play be here, Arky if you want to go and play a
Just be careful you guys they have a raise all
I
Chamber 140 chamber 140
Whoa, I
140, 140, 140, 140 chamber.
Fight planted.
I'm holding by towers.
Nice.
Oh, my gosh.
What are they?
One by you, by short, short, short.
To the left there, safer.
And was the other one?
I don't know.
One enemy remaining.
Last player standing.
Yeah, last is the new.
This is nothing.
Oh, God!
What the fuck I'm talking about!
Wait!
That was pretty...
What the fuck?
Wait!
You're actually too good for me now.
Oh freaking go
My god
Yes, yes, yes, yes here. I'm gonna go
Their a push is the same every time case on flashes raised throws Nate and just double satchels in throw throw me this
So throw me the smoke right here. I'm gonna go jump into the smoke. I have a shorty
I'm gonna get a kill dash out with the smoke on top of this
Let me know if you need a flash
He could dog through a TP if you want him to
He's still doing the showers
Throw another smoke, throw another smoke on me, throw another smoke on me
There's nothing wrong
One shower from showers
He's doing the showers once again
He's gonna walk that shower
No, it's the showers
What is that, chef?
I think I'm flanking.
I'm sorry.
OK, I'm sorry.
I'll slide if you can.
One on side!
Please, you're just my turn.
Wappo's so good.
Nice.
He's remaining.
Use your archies.
You're here, Marky.
You hear him?
Can you heal me?
Can you come heal me?
It's Lacy.
It's Lacy's robot.
Yeah, I'm trying to find a cell.
Huge.
Cage triggered.
Tippi.
OK.
Oh my god
Wait, wait, don't go through that I've I've cam
He's in
He's right here on my pink on my pink.
Oh yeah.
Fight planted.
Wait, just spam spam.
Nice.
Yeah!
Hey!
Not all comms.
Bro, I'm in hell every round.
Holy shit.
Yo, go up.
See, he's nice.
Can I get it?
Oh, he's so good.
If we kill what will we win around?
As simple as that.
Yes, yes, exactly.
It's exactly, brother.
Okay.
I need to start off.
I can't wait.
honestly I've been playing aggressive a I'm just gonna sit in a hookah with a
the judge thoughts if you get a
where's wobble play
hours hours yeah right where I think
I could go shower next level
you can go through
let's try it let's try it
push me push me push me
okay we bought a flash long
I don't see anything
you guys stay showers
No matter what, don't give up showers.
Don't give up showers.
OK, OK.
You've got to trade.
Wait, wait, they're going through.
They're going through hookah.
They're going through hookah right now.
They're B.
OK.
Should we get to keeping it or get to all of them?
OK.
That was a big one.
The top unit is ready.
Nice.
You want to just give us time?
Nice.
They heard you.
Spike planted.
It's going to be like this here, agent.
Oh
Our spawn I'm strong on spawn you flanked all the way around
Chew a nuke
He said on site
Well, I think all the way around
I
Just I'm just so broke every round
Agent next time I go first smoke could you smoke like right here on that ping for me
Yeah, hi, but if you guys if you guys hear them short fuck around the eco hi, but you have a flash
We're gonna jump through tell yeah, I'm gonna watch out here. Don't throw your flash until we're gonna TP then when we're there
Then you're gonna flash out. I'm gonna swing
You get
Come through to be come through TP hold your thoughts out hold your thoughts up. Don't go yet. I'm through flash
They're coming up long
I'm still one here they're spamming me it's fine it's fine if you smoke on pink agent
but they're running away they're going a right now yeah yeah they are just yeah yeah yeah
Go back here, go back here, go back here.
What?
See you live if you can, agent.
No showers, nothing showers.
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
It's everyone's going to come through short right now.
Yeah, they're already in you all.
I hear them.
Here, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Just see you live.
It's OK, it's wingman.
It's Gecko's ability.
They might be pushed up.
Arcane might be pushed up.
I
J
One there
Nothing shower still. Yeah, wait, wait, we're here. Stand there. No
No down a
Wait, where's change the tank like behind you all there. Yeah
Yeah, we gotta get him off you gotta get him all left hold on let him play it
I need a kill. Holy shit. No, I just saved your bro. It's all good. I don't know. You're
good. You're good. I gotta start this working a little bit. I'm like kind of playing in
my spokes with this thing. I just trade myself because I'm not worth much. You wanna do
the tree. Throw that. Throw that smoking out brother. We're at. I'm sure. Throw that smoking out. Yes. Yes sir. Yes sir.
Shadow is traveling. Yeah, everybody gonna play this? I'm about to rotate. Watch me.
Bro, just got it. He just won that. Nice.
Planting. Planting on site.
Fuck!
Races a hat! Races a hat!
God, we needed that.
One's bathroom?
Yeah, Archie, go left. Yeah, I'll go there.
Archie, check this. Yep.
I'm on.
You all one one in shower one shower one hall
They have raised all here in my yummy too, so I can set up some like trips a
Beal be a little bit weaker this time, but just like try to
In a way that's gonna get me killed obviously with a finger, but
He's probably gonna like double satchel.
You wanna play with me again?
I'll flash it this time, I think.
You need to smoke again?
Run on.
You want to play, let's play.
Reloading.
He's gonna get stuck on that.
Not raised.
Huge, huge, huge.
Yes.
I'm on this corner!
Nice.
I think it's Shower.
I'm melting.
Don't peek any of them.
Oh my god, I'm out of here.
Don't peek any of them.
They're going B.
Archie turn around, Archie turn around, Archie turn around.
That was me.
I thought, I thought, run me run me.
Highbites, throw flash high and swing.
All good?
Where's the op, where's the op, where's the op?
Shoot that one.
I'm gonna fight planted.
Finish.
He's on thing.
Nice shot, Archie.
Where are they?
That was hookah.
Yeah, it's still hookah.
They're both there.
We have two cages.
I'm gonna stick him sticking
Yeah
I'll buy you
I can buy you a candle
I can also buy
I can buy
does any does anyone swing showers? Oh yeah, yeah, I try to swing showers one time and I just got my head rough off. I mean, like
yeah.
We're playing that smoke.
Yeah, a lot of hookah. Can I get the smoke? Yeah, right.
Moon, do you want to do the flashing? Or not? No, no, Bob, Bob, Bob, brother.
Good flash, good flash, good flash.
just hold the corner because they're not on site yet
there's two hookas still coming up
I don't hit them much more than 15 seconds
it's okay don't peek don't peek look at the ship
yeah there's a trip there
we're good
a lot long they might go back a like when they take TP
yeah yeah two seconds
I'm not peeking I'm not peeking anymore
they're trying to get picked
They might just TP.
I didn't know they could hit me.
They're gonna TP.
Wait, no one more.
No, I didn't.
We're committing.
Yeah, they're long.
TP, TP on me.
TP on me.
Where are you?
Oh, actually.
Fight planted.
The chamber's so lost.
He's here.
Nice.
Huge.
Let's go.
Can you smoke?
Can you smoke spike?
Yeah.
No.
Smoke spike.
If they end up getting a kill on the enemy team then they come back to life
Listen to the player that knows
Oh, that went too far.
7 fucking penguins.
I'm just gonna make up for the resets.
Where is he?
Fuck, that's you all.
That's guapo too
Maybe stick the risen camera grab
Yeah, keep in mind. Yeah, yeah via ghost and then one heal
Okay
What's that the entire half I was playing homeless RP
Ranked awful, but oh
Yeah, I got it. Yeah
You guys want to make noise towards B long and hookah maybe try to break the
Trip here, and I'm gonna work up a if I call you guys to come back TP
Your B
Yeah
It's not close couple
He ran
Yeah, you guys should try to scale
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Let's go. One bro. The trip.
Guapo's gonna be one time. I
think them. Oh, good.
One enemy remaining.
We got it
We hype you copy
Okay
They're gonna do something weird
Weird this round already not I don't think we go hookah at all. No, no, no, you don't go anywhere where they could have a shop
So that's here and lamp side. Yeah, I don't have to like scale below
The best option probably is like all of us be long
Okay, I
Could should I know you guys need to initiate?
So they're pushing out short or was that our
No, no, no, that was not ours, that was not ours.
Oh, whoa, we just...
Sorry, that didn't mean...
It's okay, it's okay.
Wow. Sorry.
I don't see anything long.
It goes...
Okay, can we smoke here and here?
Agent?
Just care hookah, okay?
Or...
Oh wait, that's real.
It's okay, it's okay. That's...
Yeah, yeah, that's a scary smoke.
Can you be careful?
Right here, we didn't clear that.
Watch hookah.
Here hook, okay one slanking as well. Yeah, one flank. I'm sure. Yeah
I think
He's pushing up
What the fuck
I don't think you should go first.
You're going first.
I don't think you should go first.
Back of flash.
You're going short.
Yeah, one's flashing.
One's flashing.
You're going to flash.
You're going to flash?
Three, two, one.
Fuck.
One's at least.
It's okay, back up, back up, back up.
So one's lamp still, I think.
Yeah, one's still lamps.
Yeah, one's heaven or you can't I have inside heaven
One seven side one CT buck you all buck you all
Nice. It's huge. Grab the phantom. You got that. Yeah.
There's a lot in you. All right now.
You're standing.
Nice shot. That was a really good try.
Oh.
Was really good for a save run
Yeah
But if we win this round, I can't lie they have what raise
Playing heaven I think we just slam it
Yeah, like I'm Asia literally so here and here
Oh, wait, I need to talk where I can pull up short come this way that this way that's a
Yeah, dog that dog on the right and then one with a new haul yeah, I get goes backside now
One dead.
One's here. One's back side.
Hey, can you remove the smoke?
Reloading.
One's...
Yo, one's in the...
Steal the smoke.
How'd you see me?
That was right now.
Yo, you're hot.
No, he's...
I'll be honest, when they said last player remaining,
I really thought it was time to go to the team.
I knew he was there, he could still kill me, he's just better.
I
Was done 3v2 we got this raise back said we gotta kill them get flash or anything. Yeah, I won't watch one flash
This seven fucking pink dude. Where are they?
I think both of them.
I think they're U-Ha, U-Ha.
40 Rays, 40 Rays.
One's on site.
Yeah.
One C2 right now.
Stem goes here.
Wow.
I didn't even see how many started shooting at me.
Jesus.
Now he said 70 ping.
Wow.
Okay, we just need to hell on combat.
Did I get some kills?
They're usually distracted once I reveal them.
Make sure you take advantage.
that was the same though chat that was the same for us
we're time to lock in what we're doing
what's the plan?
just default
default?
they have one operate
seems like they're playing on v
so probably v longs then
we'll go quickflake for v
for you quick
right stop
row um
we need to like fake something and hold
hopefully they push out
I think we got it. Do you have a dog or anything?
I have one more. Do you want a dog? Yeah, you are behind there and I got a TP.
I
Misses all
Oh
All my debts are the fucking guapo man
I'm not playing guapo. He's back to the hooker again.
There's an op. He's pushing up. I think he's pushing up.
Yeah, there's one more close. Yo, can I get heals?
Wait, can you, um, spiral, spiral? Oh my god. I just sold.
A.J.B.
Wait, you can ult on the spike by the way and cancel your ult and you get the bomb.
Want to try that?
Yeah.
Yeah, go into it. Look down at it.
Yeah, you picked it up. Now X cancel. Yeah, there you go.
Well done.
Yeah.
Alright.
So they have A.J.B.
I don't feel good about going ahead and be honest.
I said we should.
Nice.
Heal?
Yeah.
Flash high?
Flash high.
Yeah.
There's one you heard back site.
Yeah.
One heaven.
One heaven?
Could be going U-Haul.
There you are.
Yeah.
I don't even know what the goal on the ground was every time.
Damn, bro.
Nice shot, nice shot.
You're so good.
Wow.
He's one of these, man.
Damn, bro.
Oh my god.
Sorry, man.
I got brought.
I got fucked.
Get the ride, bro.
Dude, I died in Kason's 30-year-old ass.
Like, bro, how many times I died to him?
Kason killed me four times.
The sex. Thirty six kills, bro.
In San, you know, you do you know,
Gigi is those. Yeah, yeah, you guys can say.
All right, you do. Yeah. Bye bye.
Now, I'm not a lie.
Like he's nice, bro.
He's nice. He's nice.
She's so nice.
I could confidently say I don't think I ever played anybody that nice before.
Gigi is though. Gigi Gigi's man.
Gigi's brace up for the clip.
Yo bro, look, it's a fucking free tournament, bro.
Well, not really, it was 250 to get the subs.
So I guess it was, it was like, yeah,
it would have been raining subs in this bitch.
But I'm not too mad about it, bro.
I'm not too mad about it, man.
Look chat, you know what time it is, man?
Honestly, today's stream on weed
was about eight and a half hours.
God damn.
Yo, I wanna say I appreciate y'all, man.
Sorry I couldn't live in there.
I choked my pants, bro.
Feel me?
I feel like, not bad though, right?
Not bad at all like me and Duke are bad.
Um, this is a game I feel like I could have done better but I'm not much of a mess to be getting.
Got a fight?
She chanted to the team, no!
Bill me, everybody, it's good!
Aren't you really surprised I'll be honest? Aren't you really going to be surprised?
Oh, play on, man.
Play on, it's hard, play on, man.
Not as good as it is, though, but catch on the next one.