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since I've been to a Raptors game in Toronto."}, {"start": 420.56, "end": 422.44, "text": " I go to all the games here in Atlanta."}, {"start": 422.44, "end": 424.72, "text": " It's been a minute since I've been to one in Toronto."}, {"start": 424.72, "end": 427.88, "text": " This seat right here could potentially be a good seat"}, {"start": 427.88, "end": 431.84000000000003, "text": " or a ass seat, because if you're behind like a,"}, {"start": 431.84000000000003, "end": 433.8, "text": " if you're behind Yacopurtle, say goodbye,"}, {"start": 433.8, "end": 435.32000000000005, "text": " you're not seeing anything, right?"}, {"start": 435.32000000000005, "end": 438.92, "text": " But for 2,500 right behind the Raptors bench,"}, {"start": 438.92, "end": 439.76, "text": " that's not bad."}, {"start": 439.76, "end": 441.8, "text": " And you guys, I don't live in Oklahoma."}, {"start": 441.8, "end": 444.12, "text": " Like Toronto is an expensive city game."}, {"start": 444.12, "end": 446.12, 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"text": " like somewhere around here, this says 540,"}, {"start": 497.58, "end": 499.28000000000003, "text": " that seat was 7,000."}, {"start": 499.28000000000003, "end": 504.88000000000005, "text": " So, I know that was the final, so it's a little bit different, but you know, even for the"}, {"start": 504.88000000000005, "end": 508.8, "text": " first round, this is way cheaper than I thought it was going to be, faxed."}, {"start": 508.8, "end": 509.8, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 509.8, "end": 510.8, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 510.8, "end": 515.08, "text": " I got to see what, you know, I got to see what them seats is, is this USD?"}, {"start": 515.08, "end": 516.08, "text": " Yeah, probably."}, {"start": 516.08, "end": 517.08, "text": " Yeah, probably."}, {"start": 517.08, "end": 519.4, "text": " So, you know, convert it at like 30% to it."}, {"start": 519.4, "end": 521.5600000000001, "text": " Anyway, that's something I got to think about."}, {"start": 521.5600000000001, "end": 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Can you wish me in live saying tinesh?"}, {"start": 534.08, "end": 537.9200000000001, "text": " Huh happy birthday nigga, man, and hopefully you ate your exam, bro"}, {"start": 537.9200000000001, "end": 542.8000000000001, "text": " I know that's a shitty feeling bro when you leave an exam and you just like you just have to sit there for two weeks"}, {"start": 544.24, "end": 550.36, "text": " Till you figure out what y'all hated that. Oh my god. I hated that shit game. I really did hate that, but I was the worst"}, {"start": 551.0000000000001, "end": 553.0000000000001, "text": " Did you watch the mood of finance?"}, {"start": 553.0, "end": 556.38, "text": " Shop was a crazy 30 days segment."}, {"start": 556.38, "end": 559.92, "text": " All right, look, in my opinion,"}, {"start": 561.2, "end": 566.16, "text": " when I see a Muslim person put it on God,"}, {"start": 566.16, "end": 568.44, "text": " on the Quran, I just believe anything they say."}, {"start": 568.44, "end": 569.6, "text": " I'll be honest with you, straight up."}, {"start": 569.6, "end": 571.72, "text": " So like, when I saw him do that,"}, {"start": 571.72, "end": 574.72, "text": " I didn't even need the PC check no more at that point."}, {"start": 574.72, "end": 576.32, "text": " You wouldn't lie on that, you feel me?"}, {"start": 576.32, "end": 579.16, "text": " Like, there's like levels to it."}, {"start": 579.16, "end": 580.96, "text": " And I don't even give a fuck how certain"}, {"start": 580.96, "end": 581.8, "text": " I am about something."}, {"start": 581.8000000000001, "end": 583.08, "text": " I don't give a fuck how soon I am."}, {"start": 583.08, "end": 584.5200000000001, "text": " I would never say those words."}, {"start": 584.5200000000001, "end": 586.2, "text": " So when a nigga say those words,"}, {"start": 586.2, "end": 587.44, "text": " I know how serious he meant it."}, {"start": 587.44, "end": 589.2400000000001, "text": " So I didn't think he was cheating in the first place."}, {"start": 589.2400000000001, "end": 591.36, "text": " You know, but I did watch the end of it."}, {"start": 591.36, "end": 592.2800000000001, "text": " I watched the end."}, {"start": 592.2800000000001, "end": 595.0000000000001, "text": " I caught it like right when it was given like the review."}, {"start": 595.0000000000001, "end": 597.08, "text": " And you know how niggas be toxic and shit like that."}, {"start": 597.08, "end": 599.36, "text": " The nigga got exonerated of all charges"}, {"start": 599.36, "end": 600.48, "text": " and people was still finding a way to,"}, {"start": 600.48, "end": 602.32, "text": " hey, you're such a bitch ass up nigga."}, {"start": 602.32, "end": 604.0400000000001, "text": " Now he did lie about his skill level."}, {"start": 604.0400000000001, "end": 606.32, "text": " And I'll be honest with you, man."}, {"start": 606.32, "end": 608.9200000000001, "text": " I knew he was like, there's certain things."}, {"start": 608.9200000000001, "end": 610.6, "text": " It's not a game sense thing."}, {"start": 610.6, "end": 613.0, "text": " It's an experience thing, especially in Rainbow Six."}, {"start": 613.0, "end": 614.64, "text": " It's a game with a big ass IQ gap."}, {"start": 614.64, "end": 615.48, "text": " Feel me?"}, {"start": 615.48, "end": 617.4, "text": " So unless like he just watched the ton"}, {"start": 617.4, "end": 618.66, "text": " and never played the game,"}, {"start": 618.66, "end": 620.0, "text": " come on, game."}, {"start": 620.0, "end": 622.2, "text": " You can't convince me he didn't play a bunch of Rainbow,"}, {"start": 622.2, "end": 624.28, "text": " but anyway, gamers are gamers, man."}, {"start": 624.28, "end": 627.0400000000001, "text": " And you know what I realized watching the modifiers?"}, {"start": 627.0400000000001, "end": 629.8000000000001, "text": " How come I don't get accused of hacking?"}, {"start": 631.64, "end": 633.96, "text": " Why don't y'all think I'm hacking?"}, {"start": 633.96, "end": 634.8000000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 634.8000000000001, "end": 636.9200000000001, "text": " Have I never had an impressive clip?"}, {"start": 636.9200000000001, "end": 638.64, "text": " I don't think I've ever in my history"}, {"start": 638.64, "end": 643.48, "text": " playing any video game any video game in my life had a niggas say agent I think"}, {"start": 643.48, "end": 649.8, "text": " you're cheating I've never had that how come niggas don't accuse me of cheating"}, {"start": 653.84, "end": 661.04, "text": " I just get W's W agent good shot agent wow I'm surprised everybody's surprised"}, {"start": 661.04, "end": 669.52, "text": " when I do well. I mean, I mean, look, man, at the end of the day, bro, you know, I don't like"}, {"start": 669.52, "end": 675.1999999999999, "text": " it. You're cheating. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you."}, {"start": 675.1999999999999, "end": 681.4399999999999, "text": " And I will say, I need to look, I don't think I'm doing well in life until I get accused of"}, {"start": 681.4399999999999, "end": 686.7199999999999, "text": " cheating. Okay. All right. So obviously, when I finished my Asma November competition,"}, {"start": 686.72, "end": 692.44, "text": " I got those empty allegations. That means I did well. I obviously have not got any steroid allegations"}, {"start": 692.44, "end": 696.2, "text": " So I need to start hitting the gym for real. I'm bullshitting right now"}, {"start": 696.24, "end": 701.0, "text": " Feel me and I need a locking on my gaming shit so that I can get hacker allegations"}, {"start": 701.2, "end": 706.24, "text": " You you you don't succeed in life without an allegation money. All right"}, {"start": 707.72, "end": 712.2, "text": " Relicably though like we don't know what LeBron's doing, but he's doing something"}, {"start": 712.2, "end": 718.5200000000001, "text": " We don't know what it is yet, but he's doing something. We know that much for a certain fact just because of how great he is"}, {"start": 719.2, "end": 723.38, "text": " That's facts select. Thank you so much for the fucking take it to son, bro"}, {"start": 726.12, "end": 728.12, "text": " W10, bro"}, {"start": 729.6400000000001, "end": 731.6400000000001, "text": " Roy the allegations"}, {"start": 733.84, "end": 735.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 735.84, "end": 738.6600000000001, "text": " He asked allegations. Okay, those were just false"}, {"start": 742.2, "end": 745.5200000000001, "text": " Damn, that's not what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 746.6400000000001, "end": 748.88, "text": " That is not what I'm talking about, bro."}, {"start": 748.88, "end": 750.5600000000001, "text": " It's not an achievement."}, {"start": 750.5600000000001, "end": 752.0, "text": " It's not a skill."}, {"start": 752.0, "end": 752.96, "text": " It's just dirty."}, {"start": 755.2800000000001, "end": 756.72, "text": " You taking peptides?"}, {"start": 756.72, "end": 760.12, "text": " Look, bro, I personally,"}, {"start": 760.12, "end": 762.2800000000001, "text": " maybe you watch people that's different."}, {"start": 762.2800000000001, "end": 766.1600000000001, "text": " I don't wanna fuck up my brain chemistry"}, {"start": 766.1600000000001, "end": 770.24, "text": " cause as humans, we don't understand all of this shit yet."}, {"start": 770.24, "end": 771.08, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 771.08, "end": 773.72, "text": " I don't want to take anything."}, {"start": 773.72, "end": 775.96, "text": " I'm afraid of getting injured,"}, {"start": 775.96, "end": 778.6, "text": " just in case I need painkillers,"}, {"start": 778.6, "end": 781.0, "text": " because it's gonna fuck my brain up, gang."}, {"start": 781.0, "end": 783.4, "text": " That's how paranoid I am about taking anything"}, {"start": 783.4, "end": 785.2, "text": " that can alter anything about my brain."}, {"start": 785.2, "end": 786.92, "text": " I max out at caffeine,"}, {"start": 786.92, "end": 788.84, "text": " because it don't even fucking affect me, bro."}, {"start": 788.84, "end": 789.6800000000001, "text": " It don't affect me."}, {"start": 789.6800000000001, "end": 791.84, "text": " I don't, like, I drink a bottle"}, {"start": 791.84, "end": 793.44, "text": " before I slept last night."}, {"start": 793.44, "end": 795.0, "text": " Oh, God!"}, {"start": 795.0, "end": 797.08, "text": " I drank full cam before I went to sleep last night,"}, {"start": 797.08, "end": 799.04, "text": " slept like a fucking baby."}, {"start": 799.04, "end": 800.26, "text": " Yeah, I mean, y'all watch my marathons."}, {"start": 800.26, "end": 801.78, "text": " You know, I drink as I go to sleep."}, {"start": 801.78, "end": 802.9399999999999, "text": " Energy drinks as I go to sleep."}, {"start": 802.9399999999999, "end": 805.62, "text": " By the way, this has 300 milligrams of caffeine."}, {"start": 805.62, "end": 807.62, "text": " It's a lot, even for an energy drink."}, {"start": 808.9399999999999, "end": 812.38, "text": " And it's not like, I didn't build up a tolerance."}, {"start": 812.38, "end": 813.5799999999999, "text": " It just has zero impact."}, {"start": 813.5799999999999, "end": 814.9399999999999, "text": " It's always had zero impact."}, {"start": 815.98, "end": 817.62, "text": " Next, next, next."}, {"start": 817.62, "end": 818.74, "text": " Try to explain myself."}, {"start": 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852.84, "text": " Oh my God, rear wheel drive, 700 horsepower,"}, {"start": 852.84, "end": 855.24, "text": " just the hunk of American muscle,"}, {"start": 855.24, "end": 858.92, "text": " That is a fucking wrecking ball of a vehicle."}, {"start": 858.92, "end": 861.52, "text": " And we spent like 30 minutes trying to figure out"}, {"start": 861.52, "end": 862.48, "text": " how to turn it all off."}, {"start": 862.48, "end": 863.92, "text": " And this shit was mad complicated."}, {"start": 863.92, "end": 866.24, "text": " And we was like fucking looking at booklets"}, {"start": 866.24, "end": 867.8, "text": " and asking chat GBT."}, {"start": 867.8, "end": 869.64, "text": " And eventually I got it off."}, {"start": 869.64, "end": 870.6, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 873.52, "end": 874.36, "text": " That's not good for you."}, {"start": 874.36, "end": 875.6800000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, we was trying to do donuts."}, {"start": 875.6800000000001, "end": 876.76, "text": " So that's why I did it."}, {"start": 876.76, "end": 877.64, "text": " We were trying to do some donuts."}, {"start": 877.64, "end": 878.76, "text": " Anyway, that being said,"}, {"start": 880.04, "end": 881.28, "text": " damn, we got some things on the horizon."}, {"start": 881.28, "end": 882.36, "text": " That was good mental clarity."}, {"start": 882.36, "end": 883.2, "text": " Oh God, I needed that."}, {"start": 883.2, "end": 884.04, "text": " I sort of got it."}, {"start": 884.04, "end": 886.7199999999999, "text": " It was it was I didn't even think I was gonna go. I woke up today. I was like fuck"}, {"start": 886.8399999999999, "end": 890.7199999999999, "text": " Oh god drive an hour just to go to the track. I think I went man"}, {"start": 892.3199999999999, "end": 896.24, "text": " Had a good old time age and I got denied a dream job what to do now I"}, {"start": 896.8399999999999, "end": 898.8399999999999, "text": " Say just wrap this shit up, bro"}, {"start": 899.36, "end": 900.64, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 900.64, "end": 905.7199999999999, "text": " Wrap this shit up. It's over. You got denied. That's what we do when we fail in life"}, {"start": 905.7199999999999, "end": 911.76, "text": " We just wrap it all up and let's think about the next life. Maybe I just try again. What the fuck are you asking me for?"}, {"start": 911.76, "end": 914.4399999999999, "text": " I don't know come up with another dream, bro"}, {"start": 915.88, "end": 919.76, "text": " Huh, that's it. You asked me you gave up already"}, {"start": 920.52, "end": 924.4, "text": " Come on dog. Come on man. Come on, bro"}, {"start": 925.2, "end": 929.3199999999999, "text": " Come on, man. I will what do you think I'm gonna tell you realistically"}, {"start": 929.32, "end": 932.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 932.32, "end": 935.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 935.32, "end": 939.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 939.32, "end": 942.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 942.32, "end": 945.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 945.32, "end": 948.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 948.32, "end": 951.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 951.32, "end": 954.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 954.32, "end": 957.32, "text": " 23"}, {"start": 957.32, "end": 969.32, "text": " Just this with the 10 gift exchange!"}, {"start": 969.32, "end": 976.32, "text": " Don't you justice in a fucking chat, nigga?"}, {"start": 976.32, "end": 981.32, "text": " Appreciate you, justice."}, {"start": 981.32, "end": 983.32, "text": " This I am!"}, {"start": 983.32, "end": 998.32, "text": " I'm calling you just like a bozo is your gomo why okay okay can I address"}, {"start": 998.32, "end": 1003.9200000000001, "text": " something real quick nigga stop changing your fucking usernames stop"}, {"start": 1003.9200000000001, "end": 1009.1600000000001, "text": " changing all fucking usernames bro you already know my memories not that good"}, {"start": 1009.16, "end": 1012.7199999999999, "text": " I will remember you bro. Why the fuck would you make me?"}, {"start": 1014.36, "end": 1016.36, "text": " Remember"}, {"start": 1018.1999999999999, "end": 1024.7, "text": " Bro if your name is Melissa or Tega your name is Melissa are taking his chat for life"}, {"start": 1026.0, "end": 1029.54, "text": " You can't change that shit. I will not remember your next name game"}, {"start": 1030.2, "end": 1034.78, "text": " To me if you change your name, you are a completely different person now"}, {"start": 1034.78, "end": 1040.98, "text": " You're starting with a fresh slate and that does not give a license to the bum ass niggas that be trolling to do that shit game"}, {"start": 1041.8999999999999, "end": 1043.8999999999999, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 1047.42, "end": 1053.46, "text": " Don't change our name bro, it's too much to remember cuz I be seeing name. Oh shit, you know all that things back in the chat"}, {"start": 1054.1, "end": 1056.5, "text": " So don't change too much is then"}, {"start": 1057.26, "end": 1060.7, "text": " You know you get what I'm trying to say bro. You get what I'm trying to say"}, {"start": 1060.7, "end": 1065.88, "text": " All right, damn I had some sad news I was gonna share with you guys, but I actually forgot what it was now I"}, {"start": 1066.92, "end": 1068.92, "text": " Had some sad. Oh"}, {"start": 1077.4, "end": 1079.8400000000001, "text": " Hold on before we get to the sad shit slept John"}, {"start": 1079.84, "end": 1085.34, "text": " I don't think it is."}, {"start": 1085.34, "end": 1087.04, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1087.04, "end": 1087.62, "text": " Yo, Slut."}, {"start": 1087.62, "end": 1089.54, "text": " Appreciate that time, my nigga."}, {"start": 1089.54, "end": 1091.78, "text": " Thank you, Senator Chap."}, {"start": 1094.28, "end": 1096.02, "text": " Appreciate you, game."}, {"start": 1096.02, "end": 1098.34, "text": " I never changed my name."}, {"start": 1098.34, "end": 1098.9199999999998, "text": " Angie."}, {"start": 1098.9199999999998, "end": 1100.26, "text": " Angie, appreciate the time."}, {"start": 1100.26, "end": 1102.1, "text": " Get it."}, {"start": 1102.1, "end": 1104.6599999999999, "text": " W Angie W Slut."}, {"start": 1104.6599999999999, "end": 1105.6999999999998, "text": " Title just pissed me off."}, {"start": 1105.6999999999998, "end": 1106.8999999999999, "text": " I want everything I stand for."}, {"start": 1106.8999999999999, "end": 1109.62, "text": " I have someone coming today to install beer."}, {"start": 1109.6200000000001, "end": 1110.8600000000001, "text": " I'm about to look fly."}, {"start": 1110.8600000000001, "end": 1112.66, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 1112.66, "end": 1114.66, "text": " I'm about to look fresh, nigga."}, {"start": 1114.66, "end": 1117.7800000000002, "text": " And that actually, and you slick,"}, {"start": 1118.74, "end": 1120.18, "text": " ties into my next thing."}, {"start": 1122.0200000000002, "end": 1123.94, "text": " Yo bro, I'm 30 in two days."}, {"start": 1128.2, "end": 1131.7, "text": " But am I really 30?"}, {"start": 1131.7, "end": 1132.94, "text": " That's the question."}, {"start": 1132.94, "end": 1137.0800000000002, "text": " Because I don't make sounds when I get up."}, {"start": 1137.08, "end": 1140.6799999999998, "text": " I don't have no back problems."}, {"start": 1140.6799999999998, "end": 1144.4399999999998, "text": " I still don't stretch before I do shit."}, {"start": 1144.4399999999998, "end": 1150.08, "text": " Am I really 30?"}, {"start": 1150.08, "end": 1151.08, "text": " I don't have no kids."}, {"start": 1151.08, "end": 1159.8799999999999, "text": " I mean those are all things that make you 30 gang."}, {"start": 1159.88, "end": 1166.88, "text": " I think I said, well, you better get ready, motherfucker."}, {"start": 1166.88, "end": 1168.88, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 1168.88, "end": 1175.88, "text": " Oh, my God, this nigga, Max is hilarious, bro."}, {"start": 1175.88, "end": 1180.88, "text": " I think a match up the video saying he was gonna abstain from all sexual experiences"}, {"start": 1180.88, "end": 1183.88, "text": " and then got a vasectomy."}, {"start": 1183.88, "end": 1189.2800000000002, "text": " Yo, now that has felt like, yo, sometimes that's a wise decision."}, {"start": 1189.2800000000002, "end": 1192.5600000000002, "text": " You can't even be mad at a nigga, bro."}, {"start": 1192.5600000000002, "end": 1195.5200000000002, "text": " That's better than what can happen, right?"}, {"start": 1195.5200000000002, "end": 1197.5200000000002, "text": " I saw him make his clowning."}, {"start": 1197.5200000000002, "end": 1199.24, "text": " I think you can reverse vasectomies, though."}, {"start": 1199.24, "end": 1204.0400000000002, "text": " And as long as you don't keep it for too long, it doesn't have really negative impacts"}, {"start": 1204.0400000000002, "end": 1205.0400000000002, "text": " on you."}, {"start": 1205.0400000000002, "end": 1209.4, "text": " I think we did a playback video on some niggas that had vasectomy a long time ago."}, {"start": 1209.4, "end": 1213.5600000000002, "text": " So it's not like he's doomed, he could never have kids, type shit, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 1213.56, "end": 1220.04, "text": " science behind it man a little fun fact for you bitch ass but yeah bro um god damn 30 bro i really"}, {"start": 1220.04, "end": 1224.44, "text": " don't feel 30 maybe it's because i've been doing the same shit my whole life but i've dead"}, {"start": 1224.44, "end": 1233.24, "text": " ass been posting content since i was fucking 12 that sound crazy to say out loud hold on wait"}, {"start": 1233.24, "end": 1236.92, "text": " Slow it down. I've been posting since I was 12, bro"}, {"start": 1241.08, "end": 1243.08, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 1244.32, "end": 1248.08, "text": " It's 12 years, bro. It's 12 years game. I"}, {"start": 1252.44, "end": 1259.2, "text": " Mean realistically, let's think about it, bro. Okay, had I went the corporate route and works for the Toronto Raptors"}, {"start": 1259.2, "end": 1265.72, "text": " right now I would most likely be the head scout for the Raptors. I'd be"}, {"start": 1265.72, "end": 1269.6000000000001, "text": " traveling around the world scouting talent so that the Raptors can draft"}, {"start": 1269.6000000000001, "end": 1274.28, "text": " them. I still wouldn't be in an administrative or executive role or"}, {"start": 1274.28, "end": 1280.2, "text": " even close to that realistically. I would probably still be five to six maybe"}, {"start": 1280.2, "end": 1287.2, "text": " seven eight years away from any sort of seriously relevant admin role and it"}, {"start": 1287.2, "end": 1291.92, "text": " It wouldn't be until 40 until I'm starting to actually shoot"}, {"start": 1291.92, "end": 1294.48, "text": " shots at anything that's any job title that"}, {"start": 1294.48, "end": 1296.0, "text": " start with the word executive."}, {"start": 1298.88, "end": 1301.3600000000001, "text": " You think about it like that?"}, {"start": 1301.3600000000001, "end": 1305.44, "text": " You know, not so bad of a fucking gamble."}, {"start": 1305.44, "end": 1307.4, "text": " You would have got fired?"}, {"start": 1307.4, "end": 1309.96, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 1309.96, "end": 1311.72, "text": " I feel like I'm not a man."}, {"start": 1311.72, "end": 1313.0, "text": " I only worked a job for three weeks,"}, {"start": 1313.0, "end": 1315.0800000000002, "text": " and then it was as so I quit."}, {"start": 1315.08, "end": 1317.22, "text": " And so like, maybe I would have hated it."}, {"start": 1317.22, "end": 1319.28, "text": " You know, maybe I would be like, you know,"}, {"start": 1319.28, "end": 1320.12, "text": " what would I be doing?"}, {"start": 1320.12, "end": 1321.96, "text": " But realistically like, maybe what if I went,"}, {"start": 1321.96, "end": 1323.8, "text": " what if I graduated from school"}, {"start": 1323.8, "end": 1325.48, "text": " and I got a job working for the rappers?"}, {"start": 1325.48, "end": 1328.28, "text": " I'm like, dude, this fucking sucks."}, {"start": 1328.28, "end": 1330.08, "text": " This is fucking trash."}, {"start": 1330.08, "end": 1331.3799999999999, "text": " What would I do?"}, {"start": 1332.3, "end": 1334.3799999999999, "text": " Selling courses."}, {"start": 1334.3799999999999, "end": 1335.48, "text": " Bingo."}, {"start": 1335.48, "end": 1336.32, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 1336.32, "end": 1337.6799999999998, "text": " And in the moment I wasn't thinking that"}, {"start": 1337.6799999999998, "end": 1340.96, "text": " because it wasn't possible, you would have an OF by now."}, {"start": 1340.96, "end": 1348.44, "text": " Why do y'all brain go to shit like that?"}, {"start": 1348.44, "end": 1356.8400000000001, "text": " Why does y'all brain do like what's going on like in the, is something there?"}, {"start": 1356.8400000000001, "end": 1364.96, "text": " How to grow your beard e-book?"}, {"start": 1364.96, "end": 1372.26, "text": " ass nigga in the chat said we get it from you you get it from me bro I'm that"}, {"start": 1372.26, "end": 1377.16, "text": " influential I'm crafting the way you think and respond to things come on man"}, {"start": 1377.16, "end": 1383.32, "text": " look at this guy bro now all of a sudden I'm responsible for your thoughts lock"}, {"start": 1383.32, "end": 1389.44, "text": " the fuck in bro that's I refuse to shut the fuck up man well let's finish CTS and"}, {"start": 1389.44, "end": 1394.08, "text": " let's get into these reacts you know how much time bro it's niggas yeah it's low"}, {"start": 1394.08, "end": 1399.8, "text": " coming to your birthday there's no it's not an event guys stop saying that it's"}, {"start": 1399.8, "end": 1402.6799999999998, "text": " not an event there's nobody ready cuz nobody's coming cuz there's nothing"}, {"start": 1402.6799999999998, "end": 1409.3999999999999, "text": " happening stop asking me that question bro what is that what is that"}, {"start": 1409.3999999999999, "end": 1414.32, "text": " on the label freeholder here bro the only cheating you will get accused of"}, {"start": 1414.32, "end": 1441.32, "text": " I can't even talk to you anymore. Come on. This is getting crazy. It's getting crazy."}, {"start": 1441.32, "end": 1442.32, "text": " I can't even..."}, {"start": 1442.72, "end": 1445.52, "text": " Nigga, I'm communicating with my community, dickhead!"}, {"start": 1445.82, "end": 1446.52, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 1447.4199999999998, "end": 1448.52, "text": " How much time has it been on me?"}, {"start": 1448.52, "end": 1450.02, "text": " You're not talking to you!"}, {"start": 1450.52, "end": 1451.9199999999998, "text": " I'm talking to you!"}, {"start": 1452.4199999999998, "end": 1454.22, "text": " I'm y'all sending messages!"}, {"start": 1454.9199999999998, "end": 1456.4199999999998, "text": " Y'all sending messages!"}, {"start": 1457.22, "end": 1457.9199999999998, "text": " Huh?!"}, {"start": 1460.52, "end": 1462.22, "text": " If I ignore it, I'm L-Streamer."}, {"start": 1462.62, "end": 1464.52, "text": " Hello agent, how are you?"}, {"start": 1464.52, "end": 1465.02, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 1465.02, "end": 1466.02, "text": " How is your health?"}, {"start": 1466.02, "end": 1466.52, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 1466.52, "end": 1467.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1467.12, "end": 1467.62, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 1467.62, "end": 1468.82, "text": " Stop right there."}, {"start": 1469.02, "end": 1470.12, "text": " I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 1470.1200000000001, "end": 1474.68, "text": " When are you sending us to space bitch ass nigga and also burn that cuck bench?"}, {"start": 1480.0000000000002, "end": 1483.8400000000001, "text": " You see the little tense today, have you been milked lately?"}, {"start": 1484.48, "end": 1486.0800000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1486.0800000000002, "end": 1491.5600000000002, "text": " Who the fuck asked a grown man that question, bro? Have I been milked?"}, {"start": 1491.56, "end": 1513.76, "text": " What is it why would you separate the messages just say it just yo viscous"}, {"start": 1513.76, "end": 1518.68, "text": " So is the Pokemon bang is canceled since you're considering going to Canada?"}, {"start": 1519.48, "end": 1521.48, "text": " Hold on one sec. Um"}, {"start": 1523.0, "end": 1526.32, "text": " Viscous nut, thank you for the five gifted bro"}, {"start": 1529.0, "end": 1531.12, "text": " Yeah, no, it's not cancelled it's still happening"}, {"start": 1536.72, "end": 1542.96, "text": " Hey agent your role does shit stop the cap you have three kids and ten buildings in your name while relying"}, {"start": 1543.76, "end": 1550.72, "text": " K, thank you so much for the fucking 20 half days."}, {"start": 1550.72, "end": 1551.72, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1551.72, "end": 1556.72, "text": " Yo, sir, thank you for the giftie as well."}, {"start": 1556.72, "end": 1558.52, "text": " Appreciate the 20, K."}, {"start": 1558.52, "end": 1562.44, "text": " Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock."}, {"start": 1562.44, "end": 1566.52, "text": " Hey, K, appreciate you."}, {"start": 1566.52, "end": 1569.72, "text": " Answer the milk question."}, {"start": 1570.48, "end": 1572.48, "text": " This is another 20"}, {"start": 1575.32, "end": 1577.32, "text": " No denying"}, {"start": 1577.48, "end": 1581.56, "text": " You don't have to deny dumbass questions. You just let it show roll"}, {"start": 1582.08, "end": 1584.08, "text": " Yo, okay"}, {"start": 1584.08, "end": 1588.3600000000001, "text": " Okay, okay. Thank you for the fucking 40 gift is"}, {"start": 1591.64, "end": 1593.64, "text": " Ellie would know"}, {"start": 1593.88, "end": 1597.4, "text": " You said sub count will be fixed the stream. I'm gonna play Kayla"}, {"start": 1599.72, "end": 1603.16, "text": " I don't have a vision. Get them to go on the phone, bruh."}, {"start": 1604.42, "end": 1608.72, "text": " Please, for the love of God. Diana with the fucking five!"}, {"start": 1610.52, "end": 1612.32, "text": " Damn, damn, that's 10!"}, {"start": 1612.92, "end": 1613.92, "text": " Diana with the 10."}, {"start": 1615.1200000000001, "end": 1616.92, "text": " Diana with the 10. K."}, {"start": 1616.92, "end": 1620.52, "text": " Drop 20, you got 20, and a K dropped."}, {"start": 1621.02, "end": 1622.42, "text": " Yeah, bruh."}, {"start": 1623.1200000000001, "end": 1623.72, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 1623.72, "end": 1627.52, "text": " Oh, I did it! What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 1627.52, "end": 1637.52, "text": " hold on, slow it down, K, thank you for the 50 gifted subs, Mr. Ryder, thank you for the"}, {"start": 1637.52, "end": 1645.72, "text": " 10 get the subs, W10 to chat, W10 to chat, nasty, thank you for that five moniker, appreciate"}, {"start": 1645.72, "end": 1659.56, "text": " that wow look at that five from le 50 from K 10 from Diana 10 from Ryder five"}, {"start": 1659.56, "end": 1667.2, "text": " from Nasty K it gets to a fucking are you guys in a discord call or some shit"}, {"start": 1667.2, "end": 1670.2, "text": " You guys are just like, it's like, burst fire."}, {"start": 1670.2, "end": 1675.2, "text": " God damn, nigga!"}, {"start": 1675.2, "end": 1683.2, "text": " Diana, thank you so much for that sand cave with another 50."}, {"start": 1683.2, "end": 1690.2, "text": " Hold on, is the sub count that, um, exclamation mark subscribers, is that the,"}, {"start": 1690.2, "end": 1693.48, "text": " is that the accurate sub count?"}, {"start": 1693.48, "end": 1696.8600000000001, "text": " It should be accurate, right?"}, {"start": 1698.8600000000001, "end": 1701.0800000000002, "text": " Wow, yo, okay, you can show them love."}, {"start": 1701.0800000000002, "end": 1702.7, "text": " So I appreciate it, Diana."}, {"start": 1702.7, "end": 1704.04, "text": " Thank you to Ten is love."}, {"start": 1704.04, "end": 1707.2, "text": " Mia and Flithy, thank you guys for the five"}, {"start": 1707.2, "end": 1709.74, "text": " and a five and quantum."}, {"start": 1709.74, "end": 1714.74, "text": " Mia, Flithy and Quanson with a five, five, five."}, {"start": 1716.2, "end": 1718.96, "text": " Did you know half the F1 graders getting locked up?"}, {"start": 1718.96, "end": 1725.7, "text": " Lock up as an hour not before I go to Miami not not before F1 Miami or F1 Austin or F1 Vegas"}, {"start": 1729.54, "end": 1732.8, "text": " Tax evasion Italy, I'm gonna keep it a bug with you, bro"}, {"start": 1738.5, "end": 1746.3, "text": " Never mind I'm gonna resend that comment before I get you know, sir, thank you for the gift appreciate it"}, {"start": 1748.96, "end": 1757.76, "text": " I mean, nah, I think it says, say your libertarian viewpoint, what's a libertarian, libertarian"}, {"start": 1757.76, "end": 1758.76, "text": " definition?"}, {"start": 1758.76, "end": 1759.76, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 1759.76, "end": 1765.8400000000001, "text": " A person who advocates for maximizing individual liberty, favoring minimal government intervention"}, {"start": 1765.8400000000001, "end": 1770.08, "text": " in both personal economic matters, they believe individuals should be free to act, think,"}, {"start": 1770.08, "end": 1773.4, "text": " manage their property as they choose, provide it, and hold on now, I don't know what's so"}, {"start": 1773.4, "end": 1775.2, "text": " wrong about this ideology, Jack."}, {"start": 1775.2, "end": 1777.6000000000001, "text": " I don't understand, not too bad as it is."}, {"start": 1777.6000000000001, "end": 1782.72, "text": " this paragraph right here sound kind of appealing strong support for personal freedoms. That's awesome"}, {"start": 1783.6000000000001, "end": 1789.2800000000002, "text": " including free speech privacy and right to make personal choices. You should have your own personal"}, {"start": 1789.2800000000002, "end": 1795.8400000000001, "text": " choices. The state's role should be limited. Nah, maybe not limited. We should have some wrong."}, {"start": 1797.2, "end": 1801.92, "text": " Advocates for, oh, that's the deregulation ass niggas. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 1801.92, "end": 1805.3600000000001, "text": " I don't think that. No, no, no, no, we deregulate the businesses are going to fuck us every day."}, {"start": 1805.3600000000001, "end": 1809.5400000000002, "text": " They're gonna bend us over make sure they're gonna say arch your back, please and they're gonna fuck me"}, {"start": 1809.96, "end": 1812.4, "text": " Just just really really hard every day"}, {"start": 1814.8400000000001, "end": 1820.0800000000002, "text": " I'm good off that we need some intervention right there got to be some rules. Otherwise, we're just gonna get fucked over and over again"}, {"start": 1820.8000000000002, "end": 1822.96, "text": " That's just obvious, you know"}, {"start": 1825.64, "end": 1830.46, "text": " Is that an obvious anybody else thanks for the imagery you didn't have to imagine it"}, {"start": 1835.3600000000001, "end": 1838.3600000000001, "text": " Hey, you're gay!"}, {"start": 1838.3600000000001, "end": 1840.3600000000001, "text": " Wow, you was imagining it."}, {"start": 1840.3600000000001, "end": 1842.3600000000001, "text": " You're really gay, bro."}, {"start": 1842.3600000000001, "end": 1844.3600000000001, "text": " Hey, man, no judgment over here, bro."}, {"start": 1844.3600000000001, "end": 1846.3600000000001, "text": " We accept you in an agency, moniker."}, {"start": 1850.3600000000001, "end": 1854.3600000000001, "text": " Hey, agents, why are you watching directors getting BTA?"}, {"start": 1854.3600000000001, "end": 1855.3600000000001, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 1855.3600000000001, "end": 1856.3600000000001, "text": " They're not going to get beat again."}, {"start": 1856.3600000000001, "end": 1859.3600000000001, "text": " They got two home games back to back, so let's not accept that."}, {"start": 1865.3600000000001, "end": 1873.1200000000001, "text": " Hello, this is Elsie with your day. Thank God. I was wondering how you want me to do my news from now on since we're in the playoffs"}, {"start": 1873.72, "end": 1878.44, "text": " Should I do all games except Raptors slash close games for them spoil us?"}, {"start": 1879.5200000000002, "end": 1886.2400000000002, "text": " Huh, nah, nah, there's no way I'm gonna wake up and not know if the Raptors won you could just say you could just I know the scores"}, {"start": 1886.8000000000002, "end": 1891.42, "text": " Unless unless it's how you and blow make an old head podcast now that you're 35"}, {"start": 1892.38, "end": 1895.3400000000001, "text": " Bro, okay, I'm gonna say something that's"}, {"start": 1896.78, "end": 1898.5800000000002, "text": " Gonna be agreeable"}, {"start": 1898.5800000000002, "end": 1902.5, "text": " Podcasts are fucking washed. Okay. All right, that shit is fucking washed"}, {"start": 1903.78, "end": 1909.5800000000002, "text": " You might listen to one or two and even then you barely listen to those and niggas just get on there and say bullshit"}, {"start": 1909.5800000000002, "end": 1912.5800000000002, "text": " Because they got a mic for two hours game. All right, this shit is washed"}, {"start": 1912.5800000000002, "end": 1915.1000000000001, "text": " All right, the only podcast I listened to are the ones that helped me in life"}, {"start": 1915.1000000000001, "end": 1919.8600000000001, "text": " I don't some on some like useful knowledge and bullshit. I'm not listening to niggas. Yeah, but about"}, {"start": 1919.8600000000001, "end": 1924.8600000000001, "text": " I don't know what niggas even talk about on podcasts these days."}, {"start": 1924.8600000000001, "end": 1925.8600000000001, "text": " I don't know, bro."}, {"start": 1925.8600000000001, "end": 1926.8600000000001, "text": " I don't do."}, {"start": 1926.8600000000001, "end": 1927.8600000000001, "text": " I don't listen to none of that."}, {"start": 1927.8600000000001, "end": 1930.8600000000001, "text": " So you were on my muscle podcast."}, {"start": 1930.8600000000001, "end": 1932.8600000000001, "text": " That was a good podcast."}, {"start": 1932.8600000000001, "end": 1934.8600000000001, "text": " That was a good one though."}, {"start": 1934.8600000000001, "end": 1936.8600000000001, "text": " We're going to make some exceptions."}, {"start": 1936.8600000000001, "end": 1939.8600000000001, "text": " We're going to carve out some exceptions here because I'm speaking generally,"}, {"start": 1939.8600000000001, "end": 1942.8600000000001, "text": " but obviously it's very nuanced."}, {"start": 1942.8600000000001, "end": 1944.8600000000001, "text": " It's very, very nuanced."}, {"start": 1944.8600000000001, "end": 1948.8600000000001, "text": " Thank you for that."}, {"start": 1948.8600000000001, "end": 1952.8600000000001, "text": " Thank you for that. Thank you for trying to prove me wrong all the time."}, {"start": 1952.8600000000001, "end": 1954.8600000000001, "text": " That's awesome dude, you just start putting my silver."}, {"start": 1954.8600000000001, "end": 1958.8600000000001, "text": " I turn 29 this year old, ass nigga."}, {"start": 1970.8600000000001, "end": 1974.8600000000001, "text": " Hi agent, where did Daphne all get his shoes?"}, {"start": 1974.8600000000001, "end": 1975.8600000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1975.8600000000001, "end": 1976.8600000000001, "text": " Shut up, man."}, {"start": 1976.8600000000001, "end": 1977.8600000000001, "text": " Why are we going?"}, {"start": 1977.8600000000001, "end": 1984.6200000000001, "text": " Is this the community where we just drag dead memes?"}, {"start": 1984.6200000000001, "end": 1986.46, "text": " Is that what the fuck we do here?"}, {"start": 1986.46, "end": 1989.3400000000001, "text": " Are we going to drag dead internet memes in this bitch?"}, {"start": 1989.3400000000001, "end": 1990.3400000000001, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 1990.3400000000001, "end": 1993.9, "text": " At least make it a Google or funny joke."}, {"start": 1993.9, "end": 1994.9, "text": " It's not horror."}, {"start": 1994.9, "end": 1996.5000000000002, "text": " None of these are original."}, {"start": 1996.5000000000002, "end": 1997.5000000000002, "text": " Just Google."}, {"start": 1997.5000000000002, "end": 1999.5400000000002, "text": " Just steal a joke if you have to."}, {"start": 1999.5400000000002, "end": 2000.5400000000002, "text": " God."}, {"start": 2000.5400000000002, "end": 2002.7400000000002, "text": " Make a Google dad jokes."}, {"start": 2002.74, "end": 2012.26, "text": " liners. Now, okay, I got two more TDSs in me, then we got to."}, {"start": 2012.26, "end": 2016.7, "text": " You hope all is well. Let's talk soon. I got all this out for you."}, {"start": 2016.7, "end": 2020.46, "text": " Okay, is that Ellie? Ellie said that? I don't know if it's on the screen."}, {"start": 2020.46, "end": 2031.22, "text": " Ellie, do you DM me when I ask on Instagram? Yes? Okay, do it right now. DM me right now."}, {"start": 2031.22, "end": 2032.98, "text": " Give me right now."}, {"start": 2032.98, "end": 2033.98, "text": " Give me right now."}, {"start": 2036.98, "end": 2040.82, "text": " Cause you should show up in my, my primary though."}, {"start": 2040.82, "end": 2043.3, "text": " A.K.C.P.R. keep gifting subs his own."}, {"start": 2043.3, "end": 2045.6200000000001, "text": " That's gonna have a heart attack."}, {"start": 2045.6200000000001, "end": 2046.46, "text": " That's not true."}, {"start": 2047.5, "end": 2048.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2048.94, "end": 2049.78, "text": " Got you."}, {"start": 2049.78, "end": 2052.26, "text": " I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it."}, {"start": 2052.26, "end": 2053.42, "text": " I'm gonna gonna put your shit on prior"}, {"start": 2053.42, "end": 2054.26, "text": " so I don't miss it."}, {"start": 2056.06, "end": 2058.46, "text": " I hope you're having a beautiful day."}, {"start": 2058.46, "end": 2061.66, "text": " Thanks for being so ambitious with your content."}, {"start": 2061.66, "end": 2062.66, "text": " Thanks, man."}, {"start": 2062.66, "end": 2063.66, "text": " Your best agent."}, {"start": 2063.66, "end": 2067.66, "text": " Aw, man, look at that positivity, followed up with a five from Coronage."}, {"start": 2067.66, "end": 2069.66, "text": " Look at that!"}, {"start": 2069.66, "end": 2071.66, "text": " You doing ready today?"}, {"start": 2071.66, "end": 2074.66, "text": " Now, I'm probably gonna set it for the birthday."}, {"start": 2074.66, "end": 2075.66, "text": " I ain't even eye-eyed, gang."}, {"start": 2075.66, "end": 2077.66, "text": " Or maybe to con, I might do ready today."}, {"start": 2077.66, "end": 2078.66, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 2078.66, "end": 2079.66, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 2079.66, "end": 2080.66, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 2080.66, "end": 2081.66, "text": " Depending on how far in the beer, Jason."}, {"start": 2081.66, "end": 2086.86, "text": " For no reason, when you was at a McDonald's on stream university, a fat woman was there"}, {"start": 2086.86, "end": 2091.92, "text": " And I made the comment. I've always been respectful. Check the chat log."}, {"start": 2092.02, "end": 2094.58, "text": " My go see. My go see what he says."}, {"start": 2095.26, "end": 2096.06, "text": " You know, birthday."}, {"start": 2097.46, "end": 2099.86, "text": " We don't have a single original me in his community game."}, {"start": 2099.86, "end": 2105.2200000000003, "text": " We're just I agree that most podcasts are washed, but peer to peer is genuinely culture."}, {"start": 2106.2200000000003, "end": 2111.78, "text": " I just say I just say they what is culture?"}, {"start": 2112.2200000000003, "end": 2114.38, "text": " Yo, I remember what we used to talk about."}, {"start": 2114.38, "end": 2116.42, "text": " No, he was just fucking yapping, nigga."}, {"start": 2116.42, "end": 2117.5, "text": " You're just saying things."}, {"start": 2117.5, "end": 2119.38, "text": " Were you speaking out of nostalgia, bro?"}, {"start": 2119.38, "end": 2120.9, "text": " Don't do that, gang."}, {"start": 2124.1, "end": 2126.6400000000003, "text": " Agent Blue, he the birthday candle."}, {"start": 2136.86, "end": 2139.6, "text": " Yo, my rash almost went away."}, {"start": 2140.94, "end": 2143.94, "text": " I don't know exactly how to show it to you."}, {"start": 2143.94, "end": 2145.82, "text": " You know, not bad, huh?"}, {"start": 2146.9, "end": 2148.5, "text": " Not bad, not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 2148.5, "end": 2151.0, "text": " It was looking crazy two, three days ago."}, {"start": 2151.0, "end": 2155.0, "text": " And on this hand too, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 2155.94, "end": 2158.9, "text": " Yo, Maddie, they were the five gifted, appreciate you."}, {"start": 2158.9, "end": 2162.06, "text": " They be five, my foot, my foot's completely back."}, {"start": 2162.06, "end": 2165.82, "text": " Maddie, thanks for the five."}, {"start": 2165.82, "end": 2167.9, "text": " This is like I say, what happens to your podcast?"}, {"start": 2167.9, "end": 2169.9, "text": " Again, this is, holy smokes."}, {"start": 2169.9, "end": 2171.42, "text": " I've never seen a dead podcast"}, {"start": 2171.42, "end": 2172.82, "text": " be mentioned so many times."}, {"start": 2173.94, "end": 2182.2200000000003, "text": " You sit up to 30 days you should be free of parasites I don't have any why are you assuming"}, {"start": 2182.2200000000003, "end": 2186.98, "text": " I have parasites bro?"}, {"start": 2186.98, "end": 2188.48, "text": " Why are you assuming it?"}, {"start": 2188.48, "end": 2190.9, "text": " Just because I drink river water?"}, {"start": 2190.9, "end": 2194.3, "text": " I don't have no parasites?"}, {"start": 2194.3, "end": 2203.78, "text": " And I'm taking my malaria pill still I think I'm off it in like two days so it'll be alright."}, {"start": 2203.78, "end": 2206.86, "text": " Do you feel the worms moving?"}, {"start": 2206.86, "end": 2210.78, "text": " Alright, UDYDROP, this video is titled,"}, {"start": 2210.78, "end": 2213.94, "text": " will she cheat after doing a simple favor for him?"}, {"start": 2213.94, "end": 2214.78, "text": " Yes."}, 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her to drop something off for him."}, {"start": 2231.46, "end": 2233.38, "text": " What she doesn't know is during the time she's here,"}, {"start": 2233.38, "end": 2236.2200000000003, "text": " DQA Anthony will be hitting on her and asking her on a date."}, {"start": 2236.2200000000003, "end": 2237.9, "text": " Hopefully she turns it down and stays with her."}, {"start": 2237.9, "end": 2239.82, "text": " I just don't know why we don't sell the bra on him, bro."}, {"start": 2239.82, "end": 2241.94, "text": " So I thought I'd really get a catch for doing stuff."}, {"start": 2241.94, "end": 2244.42, "text": " If he gets to the point where I feel like, oh, she'll probably"}, {"start": 2244.42, "end": 2246.26, "text": " kiss me, he won't be able to do that."}, {"start": 2246.26, "end": 2248.46, "text": " I was already thinking about this,"}, {"start": 2248.46, "end": 2251.3, "text": " but at the end of the day, if I'm willing to sit here,"}, {"start": 2251.3, "end": 2253.26, "text": " which y'all right now do this, I'm willing to go all the way."}, {"start": 2253.26, "end": 2255.3, "text": " So do what you gotta do, bro."}, {"start": 2255.3, "end": 2257.34, "text": " She my girlfriend, she not going to be"}, {"start": 2257.34, "end": 2259.7400000000002, "text": " nothing when she's at the end of the day."}, {"start": 2259.7400000000002, "end": 2260.98, "text": " Just look, man."}, {"start": 2260.98, "end": 2263.98, "text": " I hope you're sure, man, because, uh..."}, {"start": 2263.98, "end": 2266.98, "text": " Well, yeah, I know you already told me a little bit about your situation,"}, {"start": 2266.98, "end": 2269.98, "text": " but for the cameras and for these guys here, would you mind explaining why do you want the Manchester girl?"}, {"start": 2269.98, "end": 2274.98, "text": " Yeah, so, uh, besides the common stuff, over the last, I would say, three, four months,"}, {"start": 2274.98, "end": 2277.98, "text": " there's been a couple of things that have raised, you know, a couple of eyebrows."}, {"start": 2277.98, "end": 2281.98, "text": " Um, she does post her body a lot, you know, I'm real big on body, body positivity,"}, {"start": 2281.98, "end": 2284.98, "text": " I can understand that, but, you know, like, you got to manage, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2284.98, "end": 2288.98, "text": " Like, you can't be just posting your ass and, you know, you cleavage all over the place, stuff like that."}, {"start": 2288.98, "end": 2291.18, "text": " like that, he's supposed to be, he's supposed to be mine, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2291.18, "end": 2295.78, "text": " A lot of times she does go out like three, four in the morning and it doesn't say"}, {"start": 2295.78, "end": 2299.06, "text": " nothing and then come home, don't say, well, no explanation, nothing like that."}, {"start": 2299.06, "end": 2301.94, "text": " And the reason I cut it some slack is because you know I'm in music, I'm"}, {"start": 2301.94, "end": 2305.42, "text": " always at the studio. So I get it, you know, sometimes I'm coming home late, but"}, {"start": 2305.42, "end": 2309.06, "text": " I always communicate, you know what I mean? And it's like, that's all that I ask for,"}, {"start": 2309.06, "end": 2312.06, "text": " you know what I mean? Like we're in a relationship. What did she say about when"}, {"start": 2312.06, "end": 2315.98, "text": " you was like, when you seen her post on her ass? You ain't set that boundary in"}, {"start": 2315.98, "end": 2316.82, "text": " at the beginning?"}, {"start": 2316.82, "end": 2317.64, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 2317.64, "end": 2319.04, "text": " I had to talk with him and I was like, look,"}, {"start": 2319.04, "end": 2320.48, "text": " you know, like, I know you're beautiful,"}, {"start": 2320.48, "end": 2322.2400000000002, "text": " I know man, I'm gonna come up to you."}, {"start": 2322.2400000000002, "end": 2323.08, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 2323.08, "end": 2324.48, "text": " Like, it's your job to shut them down,"}, {"start": 2324.48, "end": 2327.4, "text": " but as your man, it really makes me uncomfortable"}, {"start": 2327.4, "end": 2331.12, "text": " whenever you post pictures and boobs or out."}, {"start": 2331.12, "end": 2335.1, "text": " That is what we call good communication."}, {"start": 2337.6, "end": 2339.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, audio is assed, don't worry."}, {"start": 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mean?"}, {"start": 2373.66, "end": 2375.46, "text": " And like, you know, girls in my DMs and stuff."}, {"start": 2375.46, "end": 2377.7200000000003, "text": " I don't answer them, but it's just like, you know,"}, {"start": 2377.7200000000003, "end": 2379.7200000000003, "text": " she sees all that and you know, I'm like, all right,"}, {"start": 2379.7200000000003, "end": 2381.36, "text": " you know, whatever, I'll just leave it up."}, {"start": 2381.36, "end": 2384.68, "text": " Yeah, damn, that's crazy."}, {"start": 2384.68, "end": 2386.36, "text": " You know what's crazy, Chet?"}, {"start": 2386.36, "end": 2387.48, "text": " She just doesn't respect him."}, {"start": 2387.48, "end": 2390.16, "text": " Nah, they just got different values, which is okay."}, {"start": 2390.16, "end": 2392.32, "text": " But you know, you can't force a nigga that"}, {"start": 2392.32, "end": 2394.28, "text": " doesn't want you posting your ass"}, {"start": 2394.28, "end": 2395.76, "text": " to accept you posting your ass."}, {"start": 2395.76, "end": 2397.6, "text": " And then other way around, if you wanna post your ass,"}, {"start": 2397.6, "end": 2400.48, "text": " you can't be with a nigga that has a problem with that."}, {"start": 2400.48, "end": 2401.32, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 2401.32, "end": 2403.2, "text": " You know what it is though, people confuse, like,"}, {"start": 2403.2, "end": 2405.08, "text": " people think jealousy is like a good trait"}, {"start": 2405.08, "end": 2405.92, "text": " or something like that."}, {"start": 2405.92, "end": 2407.72, "text": " It's weird, like, bitch,"}, {"start": 2407.72, "end": 2409.48, "text": " you're not more loyal because you're jealous."}, {"start": 2409.48, "end": 2410.44, "text": " And other way around too,"}, {"start": 2410.44, "end": 2415.44, "text": " is jealousy is a satanic devilish trait."}, {"start": 2415.44, "end": 2418.52, "text": " It is, I wouldn't say the core,"}, {"start": 2418.52, "end": 2422.22, "text": " but it is amongst one of the ugliest things you could be."}, {"start": 2422.22, "end": 2427.0, "text": " Now, that doesn't mean you shouldn't have boundaries,"}, {"start": 2427.0, "end": 2430.2, "text": " but if you just accept jealousy for what it is"}, {"start": 2430.2, "end": 2431.44, "text": " and you never challenge it"}, {"start": 2431.44, "end": 2433.12, "text": " and you let that guide your boundaries,"}, {"start": 2433.12, "end": 2437.3599999999997, "text": " I mean, you know, you can't enforce that on everybody,"}, {"start": 2437.3599999999997, "end": 2438.7999999999997, "text": " you know, at the end of the day."}, {"start": 2438.7999999999997, "end": 2439.64, "text": " I, it is weird."}, {"start": 2439.64, "end": 2440.6, "text": " It's sometimes people talk about,"}, {"start": 2440.6, "end": 2442.44, "text": " yeah, I'm jealous, I'm a jealous type."}, {"start": 2445.2799999999997, "end": 2446.88, "text": " Promise, gang."}, {"start": 2446.88, "end": 2448.96, "text": " Despite the red flags, Jamal's never caught his girlfriend"}, {"start": 2448.96, "end": 2450.2, "text": " talking or messaging other guys"}, {"start": 2450.2, "end": 2451.4, "text": " or physically doing anything."}, {"start": 2451.4, "end": 2452.7999999999997, "text": " So is he just being paranoid"}, {"start": 2452.7999999999997, "end": 2454.16, "text": " or should he listen to that guy's feeling?"}, {"start": 2454.16, "end": 2456.2799999999997, "text": " That's what I'm saying, there's little things like that."}, {"start": 2456.2799999999997, "end": 2458.2799999999997, "text": " And like, I'm gonna be real, but I'll still vlog."}, {"start": 2458.2799999999997, "end": 2459.12, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2459.12, "end": 2460.88, "text": " So it's like, while my mom is like,"}, {"start": 2460.88, "end": 2462.7999999999997, "text": " what the hell is she doing?"}, {"start": 2462.8, "end": 2465.6800000000003, "text": " There's also a lot of reasons that point to like, you know,"}, {"start": 2466.8, "end": 2468.28, "text": " is she really cheat on me or not?"}, {"start": 2468.28, "end": 2470.0800000000004, "text": " You know, that's why I thought I gotta push it to this level."}, {"start": 2470.0800000000004, "end": 2471.96, "text": " Yeah, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 2471.96, "end": 2474.52, "text": " The only bad man was bad and, you know,"}, {"start": 2474.52, "end": 2476.8, "text": " there's the reason I went there after like this,"}, {"start": 2476.8, "end": 2479.5600000000004, "text": " cause she showed me love in the time where"}, {"start": 2479.5600000000004, "end": 2480.96, "text": " I didn't have a lot of love in my life."}, {"start": 2480.96, "end": 2482.6800000000003, "text": " And she was one of the people that brought there,"}, {"start": 2482.6800000000003, "end": 2483.52, "text": " you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2483.52, "end": 2484.44, "text": " So that's just where, you know,"}, {"start": 2484.44, "end": 2486.0, "text": " she's been supportive of my music career"}, {"start": 2486.0, "end": 2486.84, "text": " and things like that."}, {"start": 2486.84, "end": 2487.6800000000003, "text": " So, you know,"}, {"start": 2487.6800000000003, "end": 2488.52, "text": " it's this nigga right here."}, {"start": 2488.52, "end": 2489.36, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2489.36, "end": 2492.0, "text": " This nigga right here has the bulky NBA 2K built"}, {"start": 2492.0, "end": 2493.4, "text": " Minimum wingspan, bro."}, {"start": 2493.4, "end": 2494.24, "text": " I know his three points."}, {"start": 2494.24, "end": 2495.88, "text": " I got to be 95."}, {"start": 2495.88, "end": 2497.24, "text": " He must have all the badges."}, {"start": 2497.24, "end": 2499.2, "text": " And you know, she's been supported with my music career"}, {"start": 2499.2, "end": 2500.04, "text": " and things like that."}, {"start": 2500.04, "end": 2501.6, "text": " So you know, you know, a lot of women is going to do that."}, {"start": 2501.6, "end": 2502.44, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2502.44, "end": 2503.28, "text": " So I appreciate that."}, {"start": 2503.28, "end": 2504.76, "text": " You feel like you're only with her because of that?"}, {"start": 2504.76, "end": 2506.08, "text": " Or do you still love her?"}, {"start": 2506.08, "end": 2506.92, "text": " No, I love her."}, {"start": 2506.92, "end": 2508.16, "text": " You know, I'm a type person."}, {"start": 2508.16, "end": 2509.92, "text": " I'm not just finna just be with somebody, bro."}, {"start": 2509.92, "end": 2510.76, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 2510.76, "end": 2512.32, "text": " I don't waste my time like that."}, {"start": 2512.32, "end": 2513.84, "text": " And that's why I'm even throwing this whole"}, {"start": 2513.84, "end": 2514.8, "text": " charade right here."}, {"start": 2514.8, "end": 2516.56, "text": " You know, when it comes to my woman,"}, {"start": 2516.56, "end": 2517.68, "text": " I just want my peace."}, {"start": 2517.68, "end": 2518.8, "text": " Maybe it's just me, but to me,"}, {"start": 2518.8, "end": 2521.2000000000003, "text": " I kind of send that Alexei feels almost indebted to his girl."}, {"start": 2521.2000000000003, "end": 2525.04, "text": " Like he sees the red flags, but it feels like he owes her a chance or chooses to give her the benefit of the doubt"}, {"start": 2525.04, "end": 2528.32, "text": " because of how long they've been together and since she was there when he was at a low point in his life."}, {"start": 2528.32, "end": 2529.6000000000004, "text": " Boy, do I, like, I'm just wrong."}, {"start": 2529.6000000000004, "end": 2532.28, "text": " Some people really say, because if you ought to give it to you, not because you're happy."}, {"start": 2532.28, "end": 2535.4, "text": " Do you think they're gonna have to work to make her comfortable or is she's pretty sure?"}, {"start": 2535.4, "end": 2538.28, "text": " I mean, both of them have like flags, like red flags, right?"}, {"start": 2538.28, "end": 2543.1200000000003, "text": " Obviously, if you're posting your ass, you want attention, but, you know, it's not just bitches that want attention, bro."}, {"start": 2543.1200000000003, "end": 2546.2000000000003, "text": " Everybody's addicted to attention. Everybody wants a banger TikTok."}, {"start": 2546.2000000000003, "end": 2547.6800000000003, "text": " Niggas that don't even do it for work,"}, {"start": 2547.6800000000003, "end": 2548.9, "text": " just want people to know they exist."}, {"start": 2548.9, "end": 2550.92, "text": " Like human beings create attention"}, {"start": 2550.92, "end": 2552.36, "text": " and the easiest way for women to get it"}, {"start": 2552.36, "end": 2553.4, "text": " is to show off titties."}, {"start": 2553.4, "end": 2554.7200000000003, "text": " And the easiest way for niggas to get it"}, {"start": 2554.7200000000003, "end": 2556.84, "text": " is to show off like success or status"}, {"start": 2556.84, "end": 2558.6400000000003, "text": " or money or whatever it is, right?"}, {"start": 2558.6400000000003, "end": 2559.4800000000005, "text": " That's facts."}, {"start": 2560.44, "end": 2563.28, "text": " This thing is a rapper and got bitches in the studio."}, {"start": 2563.28, "end": 2564.6800000000003, "text": " That's obviously a red flag."}, {"start": 2564.6800000000003, "end": 2566.76, "text": " She's posing her ass, that's obviously a red flag."}, {"start": 2566.76, "end": 2568.4, "text": " They both got the red flags game."}, {"start": 2568.4, "end": 2570.0800000000004, "text": " If y'all can't trust each other through that,"}, {"start": 2570.0800000000004, "end": 2571.1200000000003, "text": " wrap it up, bro."}, {"start": 2571.1200000000003, "end": 2572.32, "text": " I know like it's cool for us"}, {"start": 2572.32, "end": 2573.5600000000004, "text": " because we get UDWIGAS content,"}, {"start": 2573.56, "end": 2577.68, "text": " But like, are you talking to a rapper?"}, {"start": 2577.68, "end": 2580.08, "text": " Are you expecting to have zero bitches in the studio?"}, {"start": 2583.44, "end": 2585.7599999999998, "text": " So it depends, like, usually, I mean,"}, {"start": 2585.7599999999998, "end": 2588.0, "text": " when she presents herself to that, she's, you know,"}, {"start": 2588.0, "end": 2588.84, "text": " kind of standoff."}, {"start": 2588.84, "end": 2589.68, "text": " I think it's said yes."}, {"start": 2589.68, "end": 2591.52, "text": " Yeah, look at her, and there comes a dude that-"}, {"start": 2591.52, "end": 2593.36, "text": " What do you think he's talking about, God?"}, {"start": 2593.36, "end": 2594.2, "text": " I mean, that's how, you know,"}, {"start": 2594.2, "end": 2595.36, "text": " she thinks you're talking about God,"}, {"start": 2595.36, "end": 2597.68, "text": " but she can't get talkative if you're there"}, {"start": 2597.68, "end": 2599.2799999999997, "text": " when it kind of gets to that sign."}, {"start": 2599.2799999999997, "end": 2600.24, "text": " I think she's gonna do."}, {"start": 2600.24, "end": 2601.88, "text": " Sadly, I don't really know, you know,"}, {"start": 2601.88, "end": 2603.6, "text": " Like, I wanted to do good, you know,"}, {"start": 2603.6, "end": 2605.28, "text": " I'm getting noticed, I'm thinking about marriage"}, {"start": 2605.28, "end": 2607.2400000000002, "text": " at a certain point in my life."}, {"start": 2607.2400000000002, "end": 2611.8, "text": " But, you know, if she doesn't, then I can move accordingly."}, {"start": 2611.8, "end": 2614.1600000000003, "text": " Come on, girl, you think she cheated on me?"}, {"start": 2614.1600000000003, "end": 2615.36, "text": " It's a lot of red flags."}, {"start": 2615.36, "end": 2616.56, "text": " From my opinion, you never really know"}, {"start": 2616.56, "end": 2618.92, "text": " if somebody's cheating until you actually catch them."}, {"start": 2618.92, "end": 2620.2000000000003, "text": " You don't think huts were in it?"}, {"start": 2620.2000000000003, "end": 2622.88, "text": " Like, that is like asking for attention for dudes."}, {"start": 2624.8, "end": 2626.52, "text": " You know it, she's trying to be like,"}, {"start": 2626.52, "end": 2628.8, "text": " girl, girl, I didn't know it was this."}, {"start": 2628.8, "end": 2629.6400000000003, "text": " I think she cheated."}, {"start": 2629.6400000000003, "end": 2630.88, "text": " Yeah, she cheated, yeah."}, {"start": 2630.88, "end": 2637.42, "text": " And I feel like, he know that, but he love it, he love that girl too, he like, I smoked"}, {"start": 2637.42, "end": 2640.32, "text": " a lot, so you know, maybe I was seeing things, no bro."}, {"start": 2640.32, "end": 2643.36, "text": " They can very well be ignoring the obvious signs, but this test could give him the clarity"}, {"start": 2643.36, "end": 2644.36, "text": " that he needs to see that."}, {"start": 2644.36, "end": 2649.28, "text": " Now something else that we all should be getting clunked at, usually within the sponsor."}, {"start": 2649.28, "end": 2652.4, "text": " I'm just making sure he's still going to talk about that stuff earlier."}, {"start": 2652.4, "end": 2653.4, "text": " I'm still in my prime."}, {"start": 2653.4, "end": 2654.4, "text": " You have to get ready to leave right now."}, {"start": 2654.4, "end": 2655.4, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 2655.4, "end": 2656.4, "text": " Alright for sure."}, {"start": 2656.4, "end": 2658.4, "text": " Now I'm just going to check on you, make sure he's still going to deliver everything."}, {"start": 2658.4, "end": 2662.84, "text": " And then also, I think his boy wanted something like that."}, {"start": 2662.84, "end": 2664.76, "text": " I gotta say we even got there, but I'm not there."}, {"start": 2664.76, "end": 2666.12, "text": " So I'm having my boy check with me."}, {"start": 2666.12, "end": 2668.0, "text": " And then if he got it, he'll send the pictures"}, {"start": 2668.0, "end": 2669.2400000000002, "text": " of the flavors and everything."}, {"start": 2670.6, "end": 2671.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2671.44, "end": 2672.26, "text": " All right, for sure."}, {"start": 2672.26, "end": 2673.1, "text": " Let me know when you get there, okay?"}, {"start": 2673.1, "end": 2673.94, "text": " All right, bye."}, {"start": 2673.94, "end": 2674.78, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 2674.78, "end": 2675.62, "text": " So on top of doing music,"}, {"start": 2675.62, "end": 2676.92, "text": " Zay works with smoke shops and dispensers."}, {"start": 2676.92, "end": 2678.12, "text": " I don't know what to do with this shit, Jeff."}, {"start": 2678.12, "end": 2678.96, "text": " Off with a lot."}, {"start": 2678.96, "end": 2680.52, "text": " So to get Mariah here, Zay told her"}, {"start": 2680.52, "end": 2682.52, "text": " that his supposed friend Jordan ordered some products"}, {"start": 2682.52, "end": 2684.08, "text": " from the shop and wanted them delivered."}, {"start": 2684.08, "end": 2685.7200000000003, "text": " Unfortunately though, he wasn't gonna be able"}, {"start": 2685.7200000000003, "end": 2687.04, "text": " to deliver them because he was gonna be-"}, {"start": 2687.04, "end": 2690.96, "text": " Hold on, I forgot to say happy 420 to all my pot heads"}, {"start": 2690.96, "end": 2691.92, "text": " in this bitch."}, {"start": 2693.32, "end": 2695.48, "text": " Is there a reason he's getting drugs from a guy"}, {"start": 2695.48, "end": 2698.04, "text": " instead of just from the store since he's in Cali?"}, {"start": 2698.04, "end": 2700.64, "text": " Is it, does his friend just have better weed?"}, {"start": 2701.6, "end": 2704.44, "text": " Is his friend, he just has higher quality weed?"}, {"start": 2705.54, "end": 2708.56, "text": " Cheaper, oh, it's cheaper, wow, I didn't know that."}, {"start": 2708.56, "end": 2710.08, "text": " The studio making music all day."}, {"start": 2710.08, "end": 2711.48, "text": " Supposedly, Zay told his grower"}, {"start": 2711.48, "end": 2713.3, "text": " that Jordan was a good friend and a repeat customer,"}, {"start": 2713.3, "end": 2714.44, "text": " so he didn't wanna let him down,"}, {"start": 2714.44, "end": 2715.8, "text": " which is why he eventually asked her"}, {"start": 2715.8, "end": 2717.52, "text": " if she could drop off the stuff instead."}, {"start": 2717.52, "end": 2718.4, "text": " And as he gets heard,"}, {"start": 2718.4, "end": 2719.96, "text": " yeah, I'm about to get ready to leave right now."}, {"start": 2719.96, "end": 2721.7200000000003, "text": " So from there, Jordan texted Ryan"}, {"start": 2721.7200000000003, "end": 2723.04, "text": " and eventually sent her the address"}, {"start": 2723.04, "end": 2724.2400000000002, "text": " to the drop off location."}, {"start": 2724.2400000000002, "end": 2725.5600000000004, "text": " I know you're stressed right now, bro."}, {"start": 2725.5600000000004, "end": 2727.48, "text": " Did she question anything when you told her"}, {"start": 2727.48, "end": 2729.52, "text": " to come to the back of the community for your boy, Jordan?"}, {"start": 2729.52, "end": 2730.36, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2730.36, "end": 2731.88, "text": " And I'll have her do stuff"}, {"start": 2731.88, "end": 2733.0800000000004, "text": " like this before in the past."}, {"start": 2733.0800000000004, "end": 2734.04, "text": " You know what I mean, so."}, {"start": 2734.04, "end": 2735.1200000000003, "text": " After waiting for some time,"}, {"start": 2735.1200000000003, "end": 2736.84, "text": " Jordan got the call we were all expecting."}, {"start": 2736.84, "end": 2737.6800000000003, "text": " She called you."}, {"start": 2739.96, "end": 2741.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 2741.32, "end": 2743.32, "text": " Hey, I'm outside."}, {"start": 2743.32, "end": 2745.0, "text": " All right, I'm a little busy right now,"}, {"start": 2745.0, "end": 2746.36, "text": " So I'm gonna send my girl down to get you,"}, {"start": 2746.36, "end": 2747.64, "text": " just meet her in the driveway,"}, {"start": 2747.64, "end": 2749.04, "text": " and then she's gonna let you in."}, {"start": 2749.04, "end": 2750.72, "text": " Okay, I'm parking in front of this little building"}, {"start": 2750.72, "end": 2752.4, "text": " by the pool, but I'm walking up right now."}, {"start": 2752.4, "end": 2753.88, "text": " Cool, she's gonna meet you down there right now."}, {"start": 2753.88, "end": 2755.88, "text": " With that, we text Alexia that she's gonna go outside"}, {"start": 2755.88, "end": 2756.72, "text": " and get Mariah."}, {"start": 2756.72, "end": 2758.24, "text": " She's pretending to be Jordan's girlfriend,"}, {"start": 2758.24, "end": 2760.2, "text": " and she's gotta convince Mariah to come inside."}, {"start": 2760.2, "end": 2762.44, "text": " Otherwise, this ends before it starts."}, {"start": 2762.44, "end": 2764.88, "text": " Oh, f***, she's chasing me."}, {"start": 2764.88, "end": 2765.92, "text": " She's chasing you?"}, {"start": 2765.92, "end": 2767.0, "text": " Yeah, hey babe, I made it."}, {"start": 2767.0, "end": 2768.32, "text": " I'm waiting, I'm coming out."}, {"start": 2768.32, "end": 2773.32, "text": " Oh, oh no, that's good communication."}, {"start": 2773.32, "end": 2779.26, "text": " All right, give it up next and shit little play-by-plays. All right so far so good"}, {"start": 2787.32, "end": 2789.32, "text": " Hi nice to meet you I'm Jordan's girlfriend"}, {"start": 2789.32, "end": 2791.32, "text": " They're just finishing up in the studio right now"}, {"start": 2791.6800000000003, "end": 2797.32, "text": " From my understanding you have to grab something and also drop off something and he still hasn't had you the money yet"}, {"start": 2797.6400000000003, "end": 2800.6400000000003, "text": " I'm gonna just have you come inside cuz they're finishing up in the studio"}, {"start": 2800.64, "end": 2802.3199999999997, "text": " So we're just gonna wait for a little bit."}, {"start": 2802.3199999999997, "end": 2803.6, "text": " Damn, she didn't even ask her."}, {"start": 2803.6, "end": 2805.8799999999997, "text": " She just said, we're gonna go inside."}, {"start": 2805.8799999999997, "end": 2807.3199999999997, "text": " Was your drive longs or?"}, {"start": 2807.3199999999997, "end": 2810.3599999999997, "text": " Mom, you want me to come inside?"}, {"start": 2810.3599999999997, "end": 2811.68, "text": " Yeah, I want you to come inside."}, {"start": 2811.68, "end": 2813.08, "text": " It wouldn't be too long."}, {"start": 2813.08, "end": 2815.2, "text": " They're finishing up in the studio right now."}, {"start": 2815.2, "end": 2816.7599999999998, "text": " Oh, dang."}, {"start": 2816.7599999999998, "end": 2818.7999999999997, "text": " Mariah was for sure a little hesitant to come inside."}, {"start": 2818.7999999999997, "end": 2819.7999999999997, "text": " And hey, I don't blame her."}, {"start": 2819.7999999999997, "end": 2820.7599999999998, "text": " Alexis did a good job."}, {"start": 2820.7599999999998, "end": 2822.12, "text": " But I think we managed to get her inside"}, {"start": 2822.12, "end": 2823.4, "text": " primarily thanks to our plan."}, {"start": 2823.4, "end": 2824.56, "text": " You see, as A told this girlfriend"}, {"start": 2824.56, "end": 2825.92, "text": " that Jordan always pays in cash."}, {"start": 2825.92, "end": 2827.08, "text": " And today is going to be no different,"}, {"start": 2827.08, "end": 2828.72, "text": " except on top of giving her some cash,"}, {"start": 2828.72, "end": 2830.24, "text": " she told her that Jordan's also going"}, {"start": 2830.2400000000002, "end": 2832.0000000000005, "text": " get her some equipment that he wants to borrow."}, {"start": 2832.0000000000005, "end": 2833.48, "text": " So far we've gotten her inside."}, {"start": 2833.48, "end": 2835.2400000000002, "text": " Hopefully our excuse helps us keep her here."}, {"start": 2835.2400000000002, "end": 2837.2000000000003, "text": " If my girlfriend even thinks of another guy"}, {"start": 2837.2000000000003, "end": 2839.1600000000003, "text": " that counts as cheating, Chase,"}, {"start": 2839.1600000000003, "end": 2840.44, "text": " one, you don't have a girlfriend,"}, {"start": 2840.44, "end": 2842.48, "text": " two, you're 16, bro, shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 2842.48, "end": 2843.32, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 2843.32, "end": 2845.44, "text": " This isn't my home, but would you like some water?"}, {"start": 2845.44, "end": 2846.6000000000004, "text": " Anything I can have something for you?"}, {"start": 2846.6000000000004, "end": 2848.4, "text": " Oh, thank you, I'm good."}, {"start": 2848.4, "end": 2849.5600000000004, "text": " I'm just here with my boyfriend."}, {"start": 2849.5600000000004, "end": 2851.44, "text": " He just came here to meet me the other day."}, {"start": 2851.44, "end": 2852.28, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 2852.28, "end": 2853.1200000000003, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 2853.1200000000003, "end": 2854.2000000000003, "text": " So what are you dropping?"}, {"start": 2854.2000000000003, "end": 2855.28, "text": " Oh, this one."}, {"start": 2855.28, "end": 2857.0800000000004, "text": " This one, you selling it?"}, {"start": 2857.0800000000004, "end": 2858.4, "text": " No, my boyfriend's selling it."}, {"start": 2858.4, "end": 2861.12, "text": " Oh, he's selling some digger, huh?"}, {"start": 2861.12, "end": 2862.1600000000003, "text": " You selling?"}, {"start": 2862.1600000000003, "end": 2863.0, "text": " She a fan?"}, {"start": 2863.0, "end": 2863.84, "text": " Look at her."}, {"start": 2863.84, "end": 2864.6600000000003, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 2864.6600000000003, "end": 2865.48, "text": " That's down."}, {"start": 2865.48, "end": 2867.76, "text": " Alexia has to make Mariah comfortable, not suspicious."}, {"start": 2867.76, "end": 2868.6, "text": " I like your hair."}, {"start": 2868.6, "end": 2870.48, "text": " Chase, they're saying you're warping in a chain game."}, {"start": 2870.48, "end": 2871.32, "text": " You're so pretty."}, {"start": 2871.32, "end": 2872.32, "text": " Who did your hair?"}, {"start": 2872.32, "end": 2873.44, "text": " I do my hair myself."}, {"start": 2873.44, "end": 2875.0, "text": " Have you ever thought about doing hair before?"}, {"start": 2875.0, "end": 2875.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2875.84, "end": 2876.6800000000003, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 2876.6800000000003, "end": 2877.52, "text": " Girl, you should start doing hair."}, {"start": 2877.52, "end": 2879.28, "text": " Little by little, Alexia was starting to find her rhythm."}, {"start": 2879.28, "end": 2881.08, "text": " It didn't seem like Mariah was suspecting a thing."}, {"start": 2881.08, "end": 2882.88, "text": " Yeah, what beat you guys gonna go to?"}, {"start": 2882.88, "end": 2884.0, "text": " Probably like seven hours ago."}, {"start": 2884.0, "end": 2884.84, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 2884.84, "end": 2885.6800000000003, "text": " I just went there the other day."}, {"start": 2885.6800000000003, "end": 2886.6800000000003, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 2886.6800000000003, "end": 2887.64, "text": " Yeah, it was pretty hot."}, {"start": 2887.64, "end": 2890.68, "text": " The thumbs are everything is myself. What are you guys going to do at the beach?"}, {"start": 2893.96, "end": 2895.96, "text": " Okay, okay, that's the bar"}, {"start": 2897.08, "end": 2899.58, "text": " She's like she's opening up a little bit. She's lopping the new chain"}, {"start": 2905.48, "end": 2911.72, "text": " Oh, you go to real estate school you can never think for damn property management. She making money that soon. Yeah"}, {"start": 2914.3599999999997, "end": 2916.3599999999997, "text": " Oh, yeah, so you can rent out the other people home"}, {"start": 2916.36, "end": 2918.2400000000002, "text": " as well. That's crazy."}, {"start": 2918.2400000000002, "end": 2922.6800000000003, "text": " You know, Nick is here to work property or real estate and assume Nick is making bread."}, {"start": 2922.6800000000003, "end": 2927.56, "text": " Just so everybody knows, most people in property or real estate are not making money, gang."}, {"start": 2927.56, "end": 2932.2400000000002, "text": " They're not making money. If somebody tells you they're a developer, oh, they're a fucking"}, {"start": 2932.2400000000002, "end": 2936.7200000000003, "text": " billionaire, right? If you don't hear the word developer or builder, they're probably"}, {"start": 2936.7200000000003, "end": 2938.1600000000003, "text": " not making that much money, gang."}, {"start": 2938.1600000000003, "end": 2941.92, "text": " You know what I have thought of? I thought about renting out cars, like making the rental"}, {"start": 2941.92, "end": 2946.6, "text": " business and basically like yeah like getting up buying cars, paying them off"}, {"start": 2946.6, "end": 2954.84, "text": " and then running them out to people. Yeah so that's why I was thinking like maybe"}, {"start": 2954.84, "end": 2959.12, "text": " I could just put probably like three or four cars on there yeah. Would you like"}, {"start": 2959.12, "end": 2965.96, "text": " to watch TV or anything? I don't have a TV. They shouldn't be that long. They should be coming"}, {"start": 2965.96, "end": 2969.52, "text": " downstairs. I honestly don't know what's taking so long. They're finishing up with some music so."}, {"start": 2969.52, "end": 2973.52, "text": " Let me text him again to see what he got going on."}, {"start": 2973.52, "end": 2974.52, "text": " I feel him now."}, {"start": 2974.52, "end": 2975.52, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 2975.52, "end": 2978.52, "text": " He most definitely did grow."}, {"start": 2978.52, "end": 2979.52, "text": " You want more at Comfortable?"}, {"start": 2979.52, "end": 2980.52, "text": " Not irritated or impatient."}, {"start": 2980.52, "end": 2982.52, "text": " So it's time to move on to the next step of our plan."}, {"start": 2982.52, "end": 2983.52, "text": " I've been in Dominican Republic."}, {"start": 2983.52, "end": 2984.52, "text": " You like me?"}, {"start": 2984.52, "end": 2985.52, "text": " Don't waste my time, man."}, {"start": 2985.52, "end": 2986.52, "text": " I'm alive."}, {"start": 2986.52, "end": 2988.52, "text": " Come on over here to grab your weed, bro."}, {"start": 2988.52, "end": 2989.52, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 2989.52, "end": 2990.52, "text": " Don't make me wait now."}, {"start": 2990.52, "end": 2991.52, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 2991.52, "end": 2992.52, "text": " I got shit to do, please."}, {"start": 2992.52, "end": 2993.52, "text": " I'll look, but I kind of want to go back,"}, {"start": 2993.52, "end": 2995.52, "text": " because when I went like a couple years ago,"}, {"start": 2995.52, "end": 2996.52, "text": " it was like, lit."}, {"start": 2996.52, "end": 2998.52, "text": " We gave it a couple more minutes just for good measure"}, {"start": 2998.52, "end": 3000.16, "text": " to measure it before sending the boys out."}, {"start": 3000.16, "end": 3002.52, "text": " Goadie Lee's Caribbean."}, {"start": 3002.52, "end": 3003.92, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, it's juice."}, {"start": 3003.92, "end": 3005.08, "text": " She's doing errands, friends."}, {"start": 3005.08, "end": 3006.08, "text": " She's trying to set him up."}, {"start": 3006.08, "end": 3007.08, "text": " Oh, she's been a break now."}, {"start": 3007.08, "end": 3008.08, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 3008.08, "end": 3009.08, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3009.08, "end": 3010.08, "text": " Zanger, right?"}, {"start": 3010.08, "end": 3011.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3011.08, "end": 3012.08, "text": " Jordan, he's telling me a lot about you."}, {"start": 3012.08, "end": 3014.56, "text": " You told you that she was going to bring the mixer and the"}, {"start": 3014.56, "end": 3015.56, "text": " laptop, right?"}, {"start": 3015.56, "end": 3016.56, "text": " You told you about that?"}, {"start": 3016.56, "end": 3017.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3017.56, "end": 3018.56, "text": " All right, for sure."}, {"start": 3018.56, "end": 3020.68, "text": " Yeah, so it's going to be the mixer over here, and then we've got a laptop."}, {"start": 3020.68, "end": 3025.2, "text": " But right now, the laptop's updating, so we've got to wait by like 10, 15 minutes"}, {"start": 3025.2, "end": 3026.2, "text": " or something like that."}, {"start": 3026.2, "end": 3027.4, "text": " But do you got everything in the bag?"}, {"start": 3027.4, "end": 3028.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3028.4, "end": 3033.36, "text": " Seems to be working Brad didn't really seem to mind waiting for the laptop to supposedly update all we got to do now"}, {"start": 3033.36, "end": 3035.36, "text": " Is just set up the ISO"}, {"start": 3036.56, "end": 3038.8, "text": " Okay, y'all really need to keep driving out here"}, {"start": 3039.44, "end": 3041.7000000000003, "text": " So I don't have any cash for me"}, {"start": 3041.7000000000003, "end": 3046.04, "text": " So I'm gonna go to the bank it's like five minutes on the street and then I'll come back with the cashier if that's cool"}, {"start": 3046.04, "end": 3049.92, "text": " But the laptop still updating right now, so it's gonna take another 10 minutes"}, {"start": 3049.92, "end": 3051.92, "text": " She don't want to bitch, all right?"}, {"start": 3051.92, "end": 3052.92, "text": " She trying to go."}, {"start": 3052.92, "end": 3054.92, "text": " She not fucking with all this."}, {"start": 3054.92, "end": 3056.92, "text": " She don't want you nigga."}, {"start": 3056.92, "end": 3058.92, "text": " Hey bitch, she don't want you bitch, all right?"}, {"start": 3058.92, "end": 3059.92, "text": " She trying to go, man."}, {"start": 3059.92, "end": 3060.92, "text": " She got sick to do."}, {"start": 3060.92, "end": 3062.92, "text": " Somebody hack my account."}, {"start": 3062.92, "end": 3064.92, "text": " None of those is working."}, {"start": 3064.92, "end": 3066.92, "text": " I only do cash right now."}, {"start": 3066.92, "end": 3067.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3067.92, "end": 3069.92, "text": " Are you cool with waiting for a little bit?"}, {"start": 3069.92, "end": 3071.92, "text": " I'll throw in an extra 50 for you."}, {"start": 3071.92, "end": 3072.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3072.92, "end": 3073.92, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3073.92, "end": 3075.92, "text": " By the time we get back, the laptop should be updated."}, {"start": 3075.92, "end": 3077.92, "text": " Did they tell you about the pictures?"}, {"start": 3077.92, "end": 3082.06, "text": " For the vapes and everything it's for it's for Anthony. Can you tell me how I'm gonna get some vapes?"}, {"start": 3084.08, "end": 3086.08, "text": " All right for sure"}, {"start": 3086.08, "end": 3090.76, "text": " This is my boy Anthony over there by the way. He'll keep you some company while we're gone cool"}, {"start": 3091.48, "end": 3093.48, "text": " Are you ready coming there?"}, {"start": 3097.48, "end": 3100.6800000000003, "text": " For help, but there is a chance she could just walk out. We should be good at them"}, {"start": 3100.6800000000003, "end": 3104.0, "text": " I mean we're keeping it here for three strong reasons if you guys recalls they told her also"}, {"start": 3104.0, "end": 3107.28, "text": " I think his boy wanted some I gotta see if we even got that I'm not there"}, {"start": 3107.28, "end": 3111.04, "text": " So I'm having my boy check with me and then if you guys listen to pictures of the flavors of everything"}, {"start": 3111.04, "end": 3115.88, "text": " We're as good a week for the cash the laptop in for Z to send over this photo. So like I said, we should be good"}, {"start": 3115.88, "end": 3117.88, "text": " Oh, she takes me"}, {"start": 3117.92, "end": 3122.64, "text": " Baby, I asked her a lot pictures for a baby and someone else text her maybe say something like that"}, {"start": 3122.64, "end": 3124.64, "text": " I just asked him right now. He said I was on the right now"}, {"start": 3124.64, "end": 3126.64, "text": " I didn't mess with one of them."}, {"start": 3129.3199999999997, "end": 3130.3199999999997, "text": " How'd you know?"}, {"start": 3130.3199999999997, "end": 3131.8199999999997, "text": " I just had a thought, Chad."}, {"start": 3131.8199999999997, "end": 3134.3199999999997, "text": " Why the fuck am I banned from Airbnb?"}, {"start": 3134.3199999999997, "end": 3135.8199999999997, "text": " And I never did nothing wrong."}, {"start": 3135.8199999999997, "end": 3139.22, "text": " This nigga's shooting production, movie, films, feature films"}, {"start": 3139.22, "end": 3141.46, "text": " in every single fucking Airbnb he rents."}, {"start": 3141.46, "end": 3143.22, "text": " He hasn't been banned yet, gang."}, {"start": 3143.22, "end": 3145.9, "text": " Niggas be throwing shit, breaking shit."}, {"start": 3145.9, "end": 3148.74, "text": " It's like 50 niggas in the house, the whole setup,"}, {"start": 3148.74, "end": 3151.7799999999997, "text": " all type of mics and cameras rigged up in places."}, {"start": 3151.7799999999997, "end": 3154.48, "text": " Probably some walls, damners, some pools, you know,"}, {"start": 3154.48, "end": 3155.84, "text": " with some pussy juice in it."}, {"start": 3155.84, "end": 3157.04, "text": " Come on, bruh."}, {"start": 3157.04, "end": 3158.92, "text": " And I'm banned from Airbnb."}, {"start": 3160.08, "end": 3161.5, "text": " Man, fuck that company."}, {"start": 3163.68, "end": 3165.32, "text": " I'm here to do it by the way."}, {"start": 3165.32, "end": 3166.16, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 3166.16, "end": 3168.0, "text": " That's pretty nice."}, {"start": 3168.0, "end": 3168.84, "text": " I'll sit right here."}, {"start": 3168.84, "end": 3169.68, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 3170.96, "end": 3171.8, "text": " How you been, man?"}, {"start": 3171.8, "end": 3173.64, "text": " Chillin'."}, {"start": 3173.64, "end": 3174.88, "text": " Dang, that's crazy."}, {"start": 3174.88, "end": 3175.72, "text": " How you been?"}, {"start": 3175.72, "end": 3177.56, "text": " I'm gonna tell you what happened on God."}, {"start": 3177.56, "end": 3178.96, "text": " Quick story time."}, {"start": 3178.96, "end": 3182.18, "text": " I rented a crib in Brooklyn."}, {"start": 3182.1800000000003, "end": 3184.1800000000003, "text": " I gotta rest it"}, {"start": 3185.2400000000002, "end": 3187.2400000000002, "text": " Soon as I got out"}, {"start": 3187.6600000000003, "end": 3192.5800000000004, "text": " Exonerated feel me you guys remember the story they called it a riot. It was a giveaway. I"}, {"start": 3193.9, "end": 3197.36, "text": " Wasn't waiting around for his shit and I left before I left"}, {"start": 3197.36, "end": 3203.3, "text": " I put out a trash in the corner then bitch ass cheap fucks over over the fucking landlords"}, {"start": 3203.3, "end": 3206.2200000000003, "text": " Think it was no garbage bags. We're not supposed to stuff it to get my ass"}, {"start": 3206.42, "end": 3210.7000000000003, "text": " So I just put it all in the little corner and they said it was dirty. I said bitch"}, {"start": 3212.1800000000003, "end": 3215.78, "text": " Where am I supposed to put this shit do you want me to rent a garbage truck ma'am?"}, {"start": 3216.7400000000002, "end": 3222.9800000000005, "text": " So she reported this shit and said that we dirtied the Airbnb I got bitten and I also think because I"}, {"start": 3222.9800000000005, "end": 3226.9, "text": " delisted a couple of my homes off Airbnb I used to rent on there and I don't do it no more. So I think"}, {"start": 3226.9, "end": 3232.9800000000005, "text": " I low key think there's two reasons for doing it. Fuck you Airbnb. Like Anthony went over right as"}, {"start": 3232.9800000000005, "end": 3236.7400000000002, "text": " Mariah got Zay's text. I honestly didn't even expect him to walk over this soon."}, {"start": 3236.7400000000002, "end": 3239.1400000000003, "text": " We need to be waiting for one, right?"}, {"start": 3239.1400000000003, "end": 3239.6400000000003, "text": " You called him."}, {"start": 3239.6400000000003, "end": 3240.6400000000003, "text": " I don't even know if it was a woman."}, {"start": 3240.6400000000003, "end": 3242.6400000000003, "text": " I don't know who it was."}, {"start": 3242.6400000000003, "end": 3243.6400000000003, "text": " You should have."}, {"start": 3243.6400000000003, "end": 3244.6400000000003, "text": " You should have came on stage."}, {"start": 3244.6400000000003, "end": 3246.6400000000003, "text": " You could have made some music with us."}, {"start": 3246.6400000000003, "end": 3247.1400000000003, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 3247.1400000000003, "end": 3248.6400000000003, "text": " You took my boyfriend."}, {"start": 3250.6400000000003, "end": 3251.1400000000003, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 3251.1400000000003, "end": 3252.6400000000003, "text": " So he had to know."}, {"start": 3252.6400000000003, "end": 3254.1400000000003, "text": " That's so sad."}, {"start": 3254.1400000000003, "end": 3257.5400000000004, "text": " That's so sad that somebody saying, oh, no, no, my boyfriend"}, {"start": 3257.5400000000004, "end": 3258.0400000000004, "text": " does that."}, {"start": 3258.0400000000004, "end": 3260.2400000000002, "text": " This is sad that someone mentioning their boyfriend"}, {"start": 3260.2400000000002, "end": 3261.6400000000003, "text": " elicits this reaction."}, {"start": 3264.1400000000003, "end": 3265.94, "text": " You would think this nigga hit a fucking"}, {"start": 3265.94, "end": 3268.54, "text": " and half court green beam money machine"}, {"start": 3269.54, "end": 3272.02, "text": " for a game point, moniker."}, {"start": 3272.02, "end": 3274.86, "text": " That's how rare it is for someone to not cheat"}, {"start": 3274.86, "end": 3276.34, "text": " on these loyalty tests."}, {"start": 3277.34, "end": 3278.18, "text": " Test."}, {"start": 3280.1, "end": 3283.2200000000003, "text": " Okay, so he's here for the mix that makes it for him?"}, {"start": 3283.2200000000003, "end": 3284.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3284.06, "end": 3285.14, "text": " Got you, got you."}, {"start": 3285.14, "end": 3286.3, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 3286.3, "end": 3288.14, "text": " she brought you up, she brought you up, she brought you up"}, {"start": 3288.14, "end": 3288.98, "text": " as a pass."}, {"start": 3288.98, "end": 3290.98, "text": " Maybe it's a little too early to call this a pass,"}, {"start": 3290.98, "end": 3293.9, "text": " but off the rip, Mariah's on a great trajectory."}, {"start": 3293.9, "end": 3295.38, "text": " So what you be doing, what you like to do?"}, {"start": 3295.38, "end": 3301.26, "text": " She would never have mentioned her boyfriend around LeBron, no, I'm telling you they saw"}, {"start": 3301.26, "end": 3302.26, "text": " me in LeBron."}, {"start": 3302.26, "end": 3303.26, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 3303.26, "end": 3304.26, "text": " They keep putting in Matthew Delavadova's, man."}, {"start": 3304.26, "end": 3305.26, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 3305.26, "end": 3306.26, "text": " We don't want the Sean Marriots, nigga."}, {"start": 3306.26, "end": 3307.26, "text": " We're cool off the hoes."}, {"start": 3307.26, "end": 3308.26, "text": " They call the Rose, gang."}, {"start": 3308.26, "end": 3309.26, "text": " Hey, let's say."}, {"start": 3309.26, "end": 3310.26, "text": " Oh yeah, that's lit, for sure."}, {"start": 3310.26, "end": 3311.26, "text": " How long you been doing that for?"}, {"start": 3311.26, "end": 3312.26, "text": " For four years."}, {"start": 3312.26, "end": 3313.26, "text": " What do you like it?"}, {"start": 3313.26, "end": 3314.26, "text": " It's cool."}, {"start": 3314.26, "end": 3315.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3315.26, "end": 3316.26, "text": " You got like, uh, building this around here?"}, {"start": 3316.26, "end": 3317.26, "text": " Um, no, not building it."}, {"start": 3317.26, "end": 3318.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3318.26, "end": 3320.26, "text": " What you like it?"}, {"start": 3321.46, "end": 3323.46, "text": " You got like"}, {"start": 3334.42, "end": 3336.42, "text": " I got boys"}, {"start": 3336.42, "end": 3337.06, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 3337.06, "end": 3338.66, "text": " Hi, I'm from Houston."}, {"start": 3338.66, "end": 3339.66, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 3339.66, "end": 3340.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3340.16, "end": 3341.58, "text": " OK, now."}, {"start": 3341.58, "end": 3342.9, "text": " I do a whole bunch of shit."}, {"start": 3342.9, "end": 3344.34, "text": " Got a little cargo van."}, {"start": 3344.34, "end": 3346.06, "text": " I'm a licensed psych tech."}, {"start": 3346.06, "end": 3346.94, "text": " Just be chillin'."}, {"start": 3346.94, "end": 3348.3, "text": " I like to chill."}, {"start": 3348.3, "end": 3350.7000000000003, "text": " I mean, I record and I don't really like rap."}, {"start": 3350.7000000000003, "end": 3351.98, "text": " Just my boys do that."}, {"start": 3351.98, "end": 3354.54, "text": " But I be like mixing the master and the shit like that."}, {"start": 3354.54, "end": 3355.04, "text": " Oh, OK."}, {"start": 3355.04, "end": 3357.26, "text": " I'm trying to make out with you."}, {"start": 3357.26, "end": 3358.66, "text": " This is my spot right here."}, {"start": 3358.66, "end": 3359.66, "text": " You like it?"}, {"start": 3359.66, "end": 3360.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3360.66, "end": 3362.14, "text": " Yeah, it's a nice little audience."}, {"start": 3362.14, "end": 3363.38, "text": " It's been really cool."}, {"start": 3363.38, "end": 3363.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3363.98, "end": 3365.42, "text": " You from LA, though?"}, {"start": 3365.42, "end": 3366.1800000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3366.1800000000003, "end": 3367.78, "text": " Oh my God, he just told on himself."}, {"start": 3367.78, "end": 3370.7400000000002, "text": " Anybody with too many job titles is poor."}, {"start": 3370.7400000000002, "end": 3374.0200000000004, "text": " That's just like a common fact."}, {"start": 3374.0200000000004, "end": 3374.86, "text": " Oh, what do you do?"}, {"start": 3374.86, "end": 3379.0200000000004, "text": " Oh, well, I do nails and I'm a personal trainer"}, {"start": 3379.0200000000004, "end": 3381.1400000000003, "text": " and I'm in real estate, you're poor."}, {"start": 3381.1400000000003, "end": 3382.38, "text": " You're poor, bro."}, {"start": 3382.38, "end": 3384.5800000000004, "text": " Like just say your main thing."}, {"start": 3385.7000000000003, "end": 3387.42, "text": " Just say I'm in real estate."}, {"start": 3387.42, "end": 3390.82, "text": " You don't have to give us all the extra shenanigans, bro."}, {"start": 3392.26, "end": 3394.1000000000004, "text": " Stop it."}, {"start": 3394.1000000000004, "end": 3395.2200000000003, "text": " If I heard that, I'd be like,"}, {"start": 3395.2200000000003, "end": 3397.6600000000003, "text": " Oh, okay, he's working on it."}, {"start": 3397.6600000000003, "end": 3398.9, "text": " He's gonna come up, he's gonna come up,"}, {"start": 3398.9, "end": 3400.78, "text": " he's grinding, he's still trying to figure it out."}, {"start": 3400.78, "end": 3403.1800000000003, "text": " Well, I live in my area."}, {"start": 3403.1800000000003, "end": 3404.2200000000003, "text": " I'm from New York, so yeah,"}, {"start": 3404.2200000000003, "end": 3405.9, "text": " I really not familiar with that."}, {"start": 3405.9, "end": 3407.34, "text": " How is it over there though?"}, {"start": 3407.34, "end": 3408.34, "text": " It's not too."}, {"start": 3408.34, "end": 3411.38, "text": " All right, I might have to come visit sometime."}, {"start": 3411.38, "end": 3412.86, "text": " Mm, what you be doing?"}, {"start": 3412.86, "end": 3415.38, "text": " I was looking for the IE that would I do."}, {"start": 3415.38, "end": 3417.0600000000004, "text": " Hike some s***."}, {"start": 3417.0600000000004, "end": 3418.7400000000002, "text": " It's not really much to do out there,"}, {"start": 3418.7400000000002, "end": 3420.5000000000005, "text": " it is in my hikes."}, {"start": 3420.5000000000005, "end": 3421.9, "text": " What you like to do out there?"}, {"start": 3423.9, "end": 3425.0600000000004, "text": " Hiking this s***."}, {"start": 3425.06, "end": 3427.62, "text": " I just want a nice talk, so I speak my skills."}, {"start": 3427.62, "end": 3430.34, "text": " And if you want me to women, yeah,"}, {"start": 3430.34, "end": 3432.14, "text": " I'm gonna see you log in and sit down."}, {"start": 3432.14, "end": 3434.74, "text": " And if you guys just probably go to a bar to a more home girl."}, {"start": 3434.74, "end": 3435.9, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 3435.9, "end": 3437.92, "text": " You like to have a barbecue at your house."}, {"start": 3437.92, "end": 3440.66, "text": " So you like to like go out and drink and party"}, {"start": 3440.66, "end": 3442.34, "text": " or whatever, like that?"}, {"start": 3442.34, "end": 3443.86, "text": " Not necessarily."}, {"start": 3443.86, "end": 3444.98, "text": " Oh, with your home girl?"}, {"start": 3444.98, "end": 3445.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3445.82, "end": 3446.66, "text": " Can I switch up?"}, {"start": 3446.66, "end": 3449.5, "text": " I might have to come through sometime, see how it is."}, {"start": 3449.5, "end": 3450.74, "text": " Don't you know before?"}, {"start": 3450.7400000000002, "end": 3457.7400000000002, "text": " Hey, you can't invite himself to the bus, he's hot."}, {"start": 3457.7400000000002, "end": 3463.7400000000002, "text": " Hey, nigga, what did Duke Dennis say, bitch?"}, {"start": 3463.7400000000002, "end": 3465.7400000000002, "text": " He can stop inviting yourself."}, {"start": 3465.7400000000002, "end": 3468.7400000000002, "text": " She not even saying, like, hey, you should pull up."}, {"start": 3468.7400000000002, "end": 3470.7400000000002, "text": " hahahahhahahaa"}, {"start": 3470.7400000000002, "end": 3472.7400000000002, "text": " man, I love this"}, {"start": 3472.7400000000002, "end": 3474.7400000000002, "text": " where?"}, {"start": 3474.7400000000002, "end": 3476.7400000000002, "text": " I said it was not good"}, {"start": 3476.7400000000002, "end": 3478.7400000000002, "text": " you got the bus"}, {"start": 3478.7400000000002, "end": 3480.7400000000002, "text": " California only got the bus"}, {"start": 3480.7400000000002, "end": 3482.7400000000002, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 3482.7400000000002, "end": 3484.7400000000002, "text": " I had better"}, {"start": 3484.7400000000002, "end": 3486.7400000000002, "text": " I had better"}, {"start": 3486.7400000000002, "end": 3488.7400000000002, "text": " we are going to have to review that again"}, {"start": 3488.7400000000002, "end": 3490.7400000000002, "text": " you should come sometime"}, {"start": 3490.7400000000002, "end": 3492.7400000000002, "text": " I'll show you around"}, {"start": 3492.7400000000002, "end": 3494.7400000000002, "text": " it's nice out there"}, {"start": 3494.7400000000002, "end": 3496.7400000000002, "text": " so we got nice clubs"}, {"start": 3496.7400000000002, "end": 3500.46, "text": " Nice clubs, got nice bars, Times Square is beautiful."}, {"start": 3500.46, "end": 3503.5800000000004, "text": " She's good, she's good, she's good, she's good."}, {"start": 3503.5800000000004, "end": 3507.5800000000004, "text": " And the little yacht, like the burglars and that's nice."}, {"start": 3507.5800000000004, "end": 3508.98, "text": " That's like a nice little day."}, {"start": 3508.98, "end": 3511.9, "text": " You can do a day on that, shopping."}, {"start": 3511.9, "end": 3513.0200000000004, "text": " You like shopping?"}, {"start": 3513.0200000000004, "end": 3513.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3515.2200000000003, "end": 3517.3, "text": " I know he's supposed to say this shit, but Jesus, bro,"}, {"start": 3517.3, "end": 3518.7400000000002, "text": " I'm thinking about blowing my fucking brains out."}, {"start": 3518.7400000000002, "end": 3519.5800000000004, "text": " You like shopping?"}, {"start": 3519.5800000000004, "end": 3520.42, "text": " You like shopping?"}, {"start": 3520.42, "end": 3521.7400000000002, "text": " I'm a trick, I'm a trick."}, {"start": 3521.7400000000002, "end": 3522.7400000000002, "text": " Eee, eee, eee."}, {"start": 3522.7400000000002, "end": 3531.94, "text": " I'm being triggered. I know it's a fucking I know I'm still being triggered Jesus dude. Do you like shopping?"}, {"start": 3531.94, "end": 3536.8, "text": " Oh my god, I want to fucking break a monitor, but you'll love it there for sure. You think she's talking to it?"}, {"start": 3536.8, "end": 3541.46, "text": " High key, yeah, but it's also I said on a mission. It's ain't fun. You know, yeah"}, {"start": 3541.46, "end": 3543.46, "text": " So like what you doing for the rest of the day?"}, {"start": 3543.46, "end": 3549.96, "text": " I'm about to buy you my home girls. We were speaking about going to the beach or something, but I know it's really hot."}, {"start": 3549.96, "end": 3551.96, "text": " You got your own nice little bathing suit."}, {"start": 3551.96, "end": 3553.96, "text": " What color?"}, {"start": 3553.96, "end": 3554.96, "text": " That's blue."}, {"start": 3554.96, "end": 3555.96, "text": " That's your favorite color?"}, {"start": 3555.96, "end": 3557.96, "text": " It's my favorite color, it's green."}, {"start": 3557.96, "end": 3558.96, "text": " Okay, mine is blue."}, {"start": 3558.96, "end": 3560.96, "text": " What time y'all going to the beach though?"}, {"start": 3560.96, "end": 3562.96, "text": " On our time."}, {"start": 3562.96, "end": 3569.96, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hey, you are not invited nigga."}, {"start": 3569.96, "end": 3573.96, "text": " Jeez, little hoi brother."}, {"start": 3573.96, "end": 3575.96, "text": " Brother, you got it, you got it."}, {"start": 3575.96, "end": 3577.96, "text": " Look, look at what you got to do."}, {"start": 3577.96, "end": 3579.96, "text": " I go on YouTube nigga, stop out of shopping you be doing."}, {"start": 3579.96, "end": 3583.04, "text": " And Duke Dennis quotes, all right,"}, {"start": 3583.04, "end": 3584.12, "text": " you're gonna change your life."}, {"start": 3584.12, "end": 3586.08, "text": " Lock in as a video right here,"}, {"start": 3586.08, "end": 3588.32, "text": " is Timonus of Duke Dennis Motivation, bro."}, {"start": 3588.32, "end": 3589.16, "text": " You need it."}, {"start": 3590.28, "end": 3591.2400000000002, "text": " What's your time?"}, {"start": 3592.7400000000002, "end": 3594.08, "text": " We'll be sure I go on tour."}, {"start": 3594.08, "end": 3595.4, "text": " I was in Santa Monica."}, {"start": 3595.4, "end": 3598.08, "text": " Santa Monica, that's connected to Venice, right?"}, {"start": 3599.2, "end": 3600.76, "text": " Like, it's connected, right?"}, {"start": 3600.76, "end": 3601.96, "text": " Venice and Santa Monica,"}, {"start": 3601.96, "end": 3604.48, "text": " yeah, they got good food over there."}, {"start": 3604.48, "end": 3606.32, "text": " They got this shit called Wings and Teens."}, {"start": 3606.32, "end": 3607.16, "text": " You had it?"}, {"start": 3607.16, "end": 3608.32, "text": " I had it."}, {"start": 3608.32, "end": 3609.8, "text": " It's fire, right?"}, {"start": 3609.8, "end": 3613.1600000000003, "text": " What is it that the Teriyaki garlic shrimp?"}, {"start": 3613.1600000000003, "end": 3614.44, "text": " You didn't have that?"}, {"start": 3614.44, "end": 3615.48, "text": " Yeah, get that."}, {"start": 3615.48, "end": 3616.32, "text": " I'll pay for it."}, {"start": 3620.4, "end": 3622.0, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 3622.0, "end": 3624.1200000000003, "text": " Holy cringe."}, {"start": 3624.1200000000003, "end": 3625.2000000000003, "text": " Can I, I just need to breathe."}, {"start": 3625.2000000000003, "end": 3627.36, "text": " I'm sorry, like, I'm processing this too, guys."}, {"start": 3627.36, "end": 3628.36, "text": " All right, I like."}, {"start": 3632.0, "end": 3632.84, "text": " Oh, this is my house."}, {"start": 3632.84, "end": 3633.6800000000003, "text": " Do you like it?"}, {"start": 3635.44, "end": 3636.28, "text": " Do you like it?"}, {"start": 3636.28, "end": 3639.32, "text": " Okay, good, good, good."}, {"start": 3639.32, "end": 3640.32, "text": " What do you like to do?"}, {"start": 3640.32, "end": 3642.2000000000003, "text": " I like to take bitches shopping."}, {"start": 3642.2000000000003, "end": 3643.48, "text": " Do you like shopping?"}, {"start": 3643.48, "end": 3646.8, "text": " Good, good, good, good, good, good."}, {"start": 3647.92, "end": 3649.1600000000003, "text": " Good, good."}, {"start": 3649.1600000000003, "end": 3650.1200000000003, "text": " You like food?"}, {"start": 3650.1200000000003, "end": 3651.36, "text": " What's your color?"}, {"start": 3651.36, "end": 3652.2000000000003, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3655.0800000000004, "end": 3657.84, "text": " Fuck dude, I'm becoming asexual watching this video."}, {"start": 3657.84, "end": 3659.04, "text": " You got paid for me?"}, {"start": 3659.04, "end": 3659.88, "text": " Gotcha."}, {"start": 3659.88, "end": 3661.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, I'll send you a picture."}, {"start": 3661.7200000000003, "end": 3663.8, "text": " You want some of your picture?"}, {"start": 3663.8, "end": 3665.04, "text": " That's what you're saying?"}, {"start": 3665.04, "end": 3665.88, "text": " No, I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 3665.88, "end": 3667.6800000000003, "text": " No, I think he was right."}, {"start": 3667.6800000000003, "end": 3670.6200000000003, "text": " I mean, I might have to get your number, just in case."}, {"start": 3670.6200000000003, "end": 3672.1200000000003, "text": " No, I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 3672.1200000000003, "end": 3674.1600000000003, "text": " What's that picture of her?"}, {"start": 3674.1600000000003, "end": 3675.0000000000005, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 3675.0000000000005, "end": 3675.84, "text": " You haven't got his number."}, {"start": 3675.84, "end": 3676.76, "text": " What she did there?"}, {"start": 3676.76, "end": 3678.9600000000005, "text": " She said she was sending my picture in the car."}, {"start": 3678.9600000000005, "end": 3679.9600000000005, "text": " She's doing amazing."}, {"start": 3681.4, "end": 3683.0800000000004, "text": " I mean, by UDY standards,"}, {"start": 3683.0800000000004, "end": 3686.6000000000004, "text": " this is like a 55 point game so far."}, {"start": 3686.6000000000004, "end": 3688.76, "text": " Like unless she racks up 17 turnover,"}, {"start": 3688.76, "end": 3690.5200000000004, "text": " she's having the flow of this game right now."}, {"start": 3690.5200000000004, "end": 3691.7200000000003, "text": " She's doing really good."}, {"start": 3691.7200000000003, "end": 3693.6800000000003, "text": " She just, you know, misspoke."}, {"start": 3694.6400000000003, "end": 3697.36, "text": " Let's give her the benefit of the doubt."}, {"start": 3697.36, "end": 3699.1200000000003, "text": " She better not double down, please."}, {"start": 3699.1200000000003, "end": 3700.28, "text": " We need to win on the show."}, {"start": 3700.28, "end": 3701.28, "text": " Like, can you do?"}, {"start": 3701.28, "end": 3702.2400000000002, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 3702.2400000000002, "end": 3704.08, "text": " After the beach, what you doing?"}, {"start": 3704.08, "end": 3705.96, "text": " Oh, I probably got her on."}, {"start": 3705.96, "end": 3706.8, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 3706.8, "end": 3707.6200000000003, "text": " What's next?"}, {"start": 3707.6200000000003, "end": 3708.44, "text": " Where do you live?"}, {"start": 3708.44, "end": 3709.28, "text": " Oh, so you're just not doing something later, though."}, {"start": 3709.28, "end": 3710.1200000000003, "text": " Where do you live?"}, {"start": 3710.1200000000003, "end": 3711.76, "text": " What time are you getting there?"}, {"start": 3711.76, "end": 3712.6, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 3712.6, "end": 3713.44, "text": " You need a ride?"}, {"start": 3713.44, "end": 3714.6400000000003, "text": " You need a ride?"}, {"start": 3714.6400000000003, "end": 3716.28, "text": " What's you're gonna do when you get there?"}, {"start": 3716.28, "end": 3717.92, "text": " Oh, you're gonna vibe?"}, {"start": 3717.92, "end": 3719.48, "text": " Oh, who are you vibing with?"}, {"start": 3719.48, "end": 3720.6, "text": " Oh, your girlfriend?"}, {"start": 3720.6, "end": 3722.52, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 3722.52, "end": 3723.92, "text": " You doing anything after?"}, {"start": 3723.92, "end": 3725.44, "text": " Oh, you going to sleep?"}, {"start": 3725.44, "end": 3732.16, "text": " oh my god fuck can i come can i sleep with you fuck"}, {"start": 3734.4, "end": 3736.64, "text": " now we need a birthday though july"}, {"start": 3736.64, "end": 3738.88, "text": " july what july 14th"}, {"start": 3738.88, "end": 3739.68, "text": " so you're an aridist"}, {"start": 3739.68, "end": 3741.12, "text": " 14th what sign is this"}, {"start": 3741.12, "end": 3743.2000000000003, "text": " ahhhhhh"}, {"start": 3743.2000000000003, "end": 3744.48, "text": " let me see what you think"}, {"start": 3744.48, "end": 3745.76, "text": " i'm a cancer"}, {"start": 3745.76, "end": 3747.2000000000003, "text": " i don't know nothing about cancer"}, {"start": 3747.2000000000003, "end": 3748.08, "text": " so why'd you ask"}, {"start": 3748.64, "end": 3749.2000000000003, "text": " cuz i don't"}, {"start": 3749.2000000000003, "end": 3755.2000000000003, "text": " with a new if I knew we'll turn the sign away."}, {"start": 3755.2000000000003, "end": 3756.2000000000003, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 3756.2000000000003, "end": 3757.2000000000003, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 3757.2000000000003, "end": 3758.2000000000003, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 3758.2000000000003, "end": 3759.2000000000003, "text": " I know a lot about those."}, {"start": 3759.2000000000003, "end": 3762.2000000000003, "text": " Oh, so you dealt with the places you fought."}, {"start": 3762.2000000000003, "end": 3770.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, can I ask my Christians in the chat, is horoscopes not..."}, {"start": 3770.2000000000003, "end": 3773.2000000000003, "text": " Is it not not consistent with your religion?"}, {"start": 3773.2000000000003, "end": 3777.2000000000003, "text": " You can't believe in Christianity and horoscopes at the same time, can you?"}, {"start": 3777.2000000000003, "end": 3778.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, cool."}, {"start": 3778.2000000000003, "end": 3781.1200000000003, "text": " Okay, cool. Okay, because it's so common sometimes."}, {"start": 3781.1200000000003, "end": 3784.32, "text": " I don't know who's like, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 3784.32, "end": 3785.32, "text": " Yeah, that's what I thought."}, {"start": 3785.32, "end": 3787.0400000000004, "text": " All right, baby, baby, baby."}, {"start": 3787.0400000000004, "end": 3787.88, "text": " You can say that."}, {"start": 3787.88, "end": 3788.7200000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3788.7200000000003, "end": 3789.76, "text": " She talking too much."}, {"start": 3789.76, "end": 3791.6400000000003, "text": " She telling a little bit too much about herself."}, {"start": 3791.6400000000003, "end": 3793.9600000000005, "text": " She's not saying nothing."}, {"start": 3793.9600000000005, "end": 3796.32, "text": " She brought you up, but like, she's still."}, {"start": 3796.32, "end": 3798.88, "text": " No, but she's giving them."}, {"start": 3798.88, "end": 3800.44, "text": " This is as dry as you could be"}, {"start": 3800.44, "end": 3802.5600000000004, "text": " when a niggas try to map you down, bro."}, {"start": 3802.5600000000004, "end": 3803.4, "text": " How fuck you?"}, {"start": 3803.4, "end": 3804.6400000000003, "text": " I mean, unless you just become rude,"}, {"start": 3804.6400000000003, "end": 3806.5600000000004, "text": " I guess sometimes you gotta be rude,"}, {"start": 3806.56, "end": 3808.92, "text": " But it don't seem like he's, you know,"}, {"start": 3808.92, "end": 3810.52, "text": " now if he start getting close and shit,"}, {"start": 3810.52, "end": 3811.96, "text": " then you know you can get rude with the nigga."}, {"start": 3811.96, "end": 3813.7999999999997, "text": " Like, you're back up, nigga, I know you."}, {"start": 3813.7999999999997, "end": 3816.48, "text": " Interested with you, you're still holding the combo."}, {"start": 3816.48, "end": 3818.08, "text": " I guess it's just social, right?"}, {"start": 3818.08, "end": 3819.96, "text": " Sometimes I feel like she gon' bite,"}, {"start": 3819.96, "end": 3821.56, "text": " whether or not you like she ain't."}, {"start": 3821.56, "end": 3822.64, "text": " Oh, no, bro."}, {"start": 3822.64, "end": 3825.92, "text": " Your girl will like she, she gon' maybe smoke you."}, {"start": 3825.92, "end": 3826.7999999999997, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3826.7999999999997, "end": 3828.2799999999997, "text": " We watching the same thing?"}, {"start": 3828.2799999999997, "end": 3829.0, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 3829.0, "end": 3830.56, "text": " I like to smoke you at night."}, {"start": 3830.56, "end": 3831.12, "text": " No, what?"}, {"start": 3831.12, "end": 3832.48, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 3832.48, "end": 3833.48, "text": " I'll be your nose, man."}, {"start": 3833.48, "end": 3834.36, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 3834.36, "end": 3835.64, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 3835.64, "end": 3840.8799999999997, "text": " Listen to me. Listen to me. Oh, it's a joke. Oh what size eight inches. Oh my this is bigger"}, {"start": 3840.96, "end": 3842.96, "text": " You want to use mine instead?"}, {"start": 3843.04, "end": 3849.4, "text": " Stop looking through people's things, bro. He just grabbed the bag without acting. What the fuck is wrong with this nigga?"}, {"start": 3851.7999999999997, "end": 3853.7999999999997, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 3856.52, "end": 3858.52, "text": " What I watch it I"}, {"start": 3859.56, "end": 3864.64, "text": " Don't know why I'm sorry. I don't ideally don't know why this is new videos been treating me so much. Is it like"}, {"start": 3865.1, "end": 3867.1, "text": " What's going on bro"}, {"start": 3869.8199999999997, "end": 3875.08, "text": " I didn't think it was gonna stop me in her bag, bro. Yo, come on, man. You do not go through a woman's bag"}, {"start": 3875.58, "end": 3878.52, "text": " You do not go through a woman's bag. What's wrong with this guy?"}, {"start": 3884.12, "end": 3886.12, "text": " You say you smoke all right"}, {"start": 3886.72, "end": 3891.4, "text": " Because I'm not gonna lie. I see some pre-ros in here and I might take one"}, {"start": 3891.4, "end": 3898.4, "text": " He's going to take one of these three rows."}, {"start": 3898.4, "end": 3901.4, "text": " Hey, hey, Bobby, you live!"}, {"start": 3901.4, "end": 3907.0, "text": " Nigga, what do you mean by the take one?"}, {"start": 3907.0, "end": 3909.0, "text": " You not going to ask?"}, {"start": 3909.0, "end": 3912.4, "text": " Yo, bro, this is fucking spectacular."}, {"start": 3912.4, "end": 3915.76, "text": " I don't know what I'm watching, but it's really pissing me off."}, {"start": 3915.76, "end": 3918.76, "text": " And I might not make it through this video because I just realized how much more we have"}, {"start": 3918.76, "end": 3919.76, "text": " to go."}, {"start": 3919.76, "end": 3922.2400000000002, "text": " There's no way there's more of this, right?"}, {"start": 3922.2400000000002, "end": 3923.44, "text": " Should I come outside with you?"}, {"start": 3925.44, "end": 3926.96, "text": " You can't even smoke by yourself?"}, {"start": 3926.96, "end": 3928.32, "text": " I can't, but like..."}, {"start": 3928.32, "end": 3929.92, "text": " You won't take her with me?"}, {"start": 3929.92, "end": 3930.6400000000003, "text": " My crib."}, {"start": 3930.6400000000003, "end": 3931.84, "text": " It's smoking!"}, {"start": 3931.84, "end": 3932.7200000000003, "text": " And I'm outside."}, {"start": 3932.7200000000003, "end": 3935.76, "text": " You need to make sure you told him that you take that."}, {"start": 3935.76, "end": 3937.1200000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna pay for this. It's nothing."}, {"start": 3937.1200000000003, "end": 3938.4, "text": " You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna check it out."}, {"start": 3938.4, "end": 3940.4, "text": " No, I got you. I'll take her right now, actually."}, {"start": 3940.4, "end": 3942.1600000000003, "text": " And so, I'm... I'm just figuring it out."}, {"start": 3942.88, "end": 3943.6800000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3944.8, "end": 3945.5200000000004, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 3945.5200000000004, "end": 3946.48, "text": " Alright, come on."}, {"start": 3946.48, "end": 3948.7200000000003, "text": " Damn! I did not see this coming!"}, {"start": 3948.7200000000003, "end": 3950.7200000000003, "text": " You want to grab your vape?"}, {"start": 3950.7200000000003, "end": 3952.7200000000003, "text": " I like the fit too."}, {"start": 3952.7200000000003, "end": 3953.7200000000003, "text": " Oh thank you."}, {"start": 3953.7200000000003, "end": 3954.7200000000003, "text": " Let me check on his laptop real quick."}, {"start": 3954.7200000000003, "end": 3956.7200000000003, "text": " He got it to go outside."}, {"start": 3956.7200000000003, "end": 3958.7200000000003, "text": " Oh he did get it to go outside."}, {"start": 3958.7200000000003, "end": 3960.7200000000003, "text": " Anthony pretends to check on the laptop and thankfully Mariah didn't get close."}, {"start": 3960.7200000000003, "end": 3963.7200000000003, "text": " Cause all we had was a screenshot of it supposedly updating."}, {"start": 3963.7200000000003, "end": 3965.7200000000003, "text": " After making sure everything is still good,"}, {"start": 3965.7200000000003, "end": 3966.7200000000003, "text": " he was taking Mariah to the power plant."}, {"start": 3966.7200000000003, "end": 3968.7200000000003, "text": " Fucking screenshot."}, {"start": 3968.7200000000003, "end": 3970.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah I'm good."}, {"start": 3970.7200000000003, "end": 3975.5200000000004, "text": " Hey, all my ssssss in the chat."}, {"start": 3975.5200000000004, "end": 3977.0400000000004, "text": " How crazy is what she's doing right now?"}, {"start": 3977.0400000000004, "end": 3979.46, "text": " Is going out to smoke with a nigga insane?"}, {"start": 3979.46, "end": 3981.1200000000003, "text": " Is this the first level of cheating?"}, {"start": 3981.1200000000003, "end": 3982.5200000000004, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 3982.5200000000004, "end": 3984.3, "text": " Oh my God, that's hot."}, {"start": 3984.3, "end": 3985.28, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 3985.28, "end": 3986.1200000000003, "text": " He had no idea."}, {"start": 3986.1200000000003, "end": 3988.0200000000004, "text": " So she's crossing the line right now."}, {"start": 3988.0200000000004, "end": 3989.5200000000004, "text": " I didn't even know this man smoked."}, {"start": 3989.5200000000004, "end": 3990.5200000000004, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 3990.5200000000004, "end": 3991.32, "text": " We're gonna have camp real time."}, {"start": 3991.32, "end": 3992.1600000000003, "text": " We're gonna have camp time."}, {"start": 3992.1600000000003, "end": 3993.78, "text": " It was a bad thing that he did this."}, {"start": 3993.78, "end": 3994.8, "text": " It was just unexpected."}, {"start": 3994.8, "end": 3996.4, "text": " I mean the good thing was we could at least still see."}, {"start": 3996.4, "end": 3997.38, "text": " Oh, he's in the dormant."}, {"start": 3997.38, "end": 3998.2200000000003, "text": " He's in the dormant."}, {"start": 3998.2200000000003, "end": 3999.0600000000004, "text": " He's in the dormant."}, {"start": 3999.0600000000004, "end": 4000.0600000000004, "text": " Yeah, open this for me."}, {"start": 4000.06, "end": 4001.18, "text": " I can't open this."}, {"start": 4001.18, "end": 4002.02, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 4002.02, "end": 4002.86, "text": " He's done it close."}, {"start": 4002.86, "end": 4003.7, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 4003.7, "end": 4005.5, "text": " Can I get off the peepie?"}, {"start": 4005.5, "end": 4007.18, "text": " He ain't even paid for that yet."}, {"start": 4007.18, "end": 4008.82, "text": " She basically gave him free."}, {"start": 4010.38, "end": 4011.58, "text": " It's not opening, right?"}, {"start": 4012.86, "end": 4013.7799999999997, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 4014.62, "end": 4016.02, "text": " Look, we both got brown on."}, {"start": 4016.9, "end": 4017.74, "text": " See that?"}, {"start": 4018.74, "end": 4019.74, "text": " Look good, right?"}, {"start": 4019.74, "end": 4021.1, "text": " I look good, yeah."}, {"start": 4021.1, "end": 4022.42, "text": " I don't look good?"}, {"start": 4022.42, "end": 4023.2599999999998, "text": " You look all right."}, {"start": 4023.2599999999998, "end": 4024.1, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4024.1, "end": 4024.94, "text": " I'll take that."}, {"start": 4024.94, "end": 4026.34, "text": " I'll take that."}, {"start": 4026.34, "end": 4027.18, "text": " Hey, you want some glasses?"}, {"start": 4027.18, "end": 4028.82, "text": " I mean, look, he's just doing his job,"}, {"start": 4028.82, "end": 4041.1800000000003, "text": " it is the sun the sun I don't know I must be watching a different video I don't"}, {"start": 4041.1800000000003, "end": 4044.46, "text": " know maybe I'm being tricked by the editing I don't know what's happening I"}, {"start": 4044.46, "end": 4051.34, "text": " don't know she's asking the nigga for space why is everybody so mad at her this"}, {"start": 4051.34, "end": 4054.1000000000004, "text": " This is top five performances on this channel."}, {"start": 4057.78, "end": 4060.04, "text": " Bro, the glasses,"}, {"start": 4062.76, "end": 4064.44, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you, gang."}, {"start": 4064.44, "end": 4067.32, "text": " Certain things, I can't get too mad at women for doing"}, {"start": 4067.32, "end": 4069.6000000000004, "text": " because you don't, especially when you're alone"}, {"start": 4069.6000000000004, "end": 4071.2000000000003, "text": " with a nigga, like, you don't know how to fuck"}, {"start": 4071.2000000000003, "end": 4073.6400000000003, "text": " he's gonna respond to a no."}, {"start": 4073.6400000000003, "end": 4074.6800000000003, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 4074.6800000000003, "end": 4076.44, "text": " So as long as the nigga not touching you"}, {"start": 4076.44, "end": 4077.84, "text": " or crossing the line,"}, {"start": 4077.84, "end": 4080.6400000000003, "text": " it could be a mad, aggressive shit."}, {"start": 4080.64, "end": 4086.08, "text": " Put on some glasses or nigga shut the fuck up sometimes I might do that shit too on another man's glasses is crazy"}, {"start": 4086.08, "end": 4088.08, "text": " I don't know if you guys see this is Florida"}, {"start": 4089.3199999999997, "end": 4091.3199999999997, "text": " Yeah, they do a lot"}, {"start": 4092.2799999999997, "end": 4094.2799999999997, "text": " They mind though. I need those back"}, {"start": 4095.68, "end": 4099.2, "text": " You go wait on right now, but I'm saying like before you debt I need them"}, {"start": 4100.2, "end": 4105.2, "text": " All right, I got me too now playing. I was the first flirtation thing. She didn't did this whole time"}, {"start": 4105.2, "end": 4108.8, "text": " She said they look good on me. Did you not say that? You're not supposed to"}, {"start": 4110.64, "end": 4113.8, "text": " I say your boy say he don't got pictures of this."}, {"start": 4113.8, "end": 4115.400000000001, "text": " He said he don't got no pictures right now."}, {"start": 4115.400000000001, "end": 4116.400000000001, "text": " He's still late."}, {"start": 4116.400000000001, "end": 4117.6, "text": " Do you want me to text him again?"}, {"start": 4117.6, "end": 4118.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, text him."}, {"start": 4118.400000000001, "end": 4120.56, "text": " Interestingly, Anthony brings up Zay this time."}, {"start": 4120.56, "end": 4121.84, "text": " Maybe there's a strategy to this."}, {"start": 4121.84, "end": 4122.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4122.64, "end": 4123.6, "text": " What the f*** is this?"}, {"start": 4123.6, "end": 4124.6, "text": " Oh, here, though."}, {"start": 4124.6, "end": 4126.08, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 4126.08, "end": 4127.4400000000005, "text": " It's resin on there."}, {"start": 4127.4400000000005, "end": 4129.08, "text": " This f*** will give me super high, huh?"}, {"start": 4129.08, "end": 4130.08, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 4130.08, "end": 4132.08, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 4132.08, "end": 4135.160000000001, "text": " If you don't got it on here, though, I ain't worried about that."}, {"start": 4135.160000000001, "end": 4137.360000000001, "text": " Just give me a number, and then, like, if he hit you,"}, {"start": 4137.360000000001, "end": 4138.360000000001, "text": " give me a number."}, {"start": 4138.360000000001, "end": 4139.360000000001, "text": " You're not worried about it."}, {"start": 4139.360000000001, "end": 4140.360000000001, "text": " You're not worried about my number."}, {"start": 4140.36, "end": 4145.24, "text": " my number four like I said if he hit you then you could just hit me say oh my god that hold on"}, {"start": 4145.24, "end": 4150.92, "text": " this might take a turn why don't you bring that up hold on let me close this door up"}, {"start": 4150.92, "end": 4161.639999999999, "text": " but what the fuck nigga do you know this is a video he gave me tight check so what we're supposed"}, {"start": 4161.64, "end": 4165.14, "text": " We're supposed to look at a door?"}, {"start": 4165.14, "end": 4168.14, "text": " We're supposed to look at a door, bro."}, {"start": 4172.14, "end": 4173.34, "text": " What you think it was, Nabi?"}, {"start": 4173.34, "end": 4174.34, "text": " Hey, yo, cool."}, {"start": 4175.9400000000005, "end": 4177.4800000000005, "text": " Out of habit of not letting the smoking"}, {"start": 4177.4800000000005, "end": 4180.04, "text": " up for more privacy, Anthony closes the door."}, {"start": 4180.04, "end": 4182.14, "text": " We could have no longer see, but we could still hear."}, {"start": 4182.14, "end": 4183.240000000001, "text": " I ain't gonna lie, though."}, {"start": 4183.240000000001, "end": 4184.64, "text": " Most of these LA girls out here,"}, {"start": 4184.64, "end": 4187.9400000000005, "text": " they be outside, wild, and this and that."}, {"start": 4187.9400000000005, "end": 4188.9400000000005, "text": " You seem different."}, {"start": 4188.9400000000005, "end": 4191.3, "text": " So, bless and see you."}, {"start": 4193.160000000001, "end": 4194.280000000001, "text": " What you like to do?"}, {"start": 4194.280000000001, "end": 4196.160000000001, "text": " She's, oh my gosh, hold on now Chad."}, {"start": 4196.160000000001, "end": 4197.820000000001, "text": " We didn't glaze her too much."}, {"start": 4197.820000000001, "end": 4198.76, "text": " We didn't glaze her too much."}, {"start": 4198.76, "end": 4199.84, "text": " We deserve this."}, {"start": 4199.84, "end": 4201.040000000001, "text": " It's taking a turn."}, {"start": 4201.040000000001, "end": 4203.280000000001, "text": " Now she's in a 10 in these conversations, gang."}, {"start": 4203.280000000001, "end": 4204.120000000001, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4204.120000000001, "end": 4205.320000000001, "text": " Wait, wait!"}, {"start": 4205.320000000001, "end": 4208.280000000001, "text": " Horado, 55 points, now she got eight turnovers."}, {"start": 4208.280000000001, "end": 4209.200000000001, "text": " Slow it down."}, {"start": 4209.200000000001, "end": 4210.8, "text": " I didn't be chillin' honestly."}, {"start": 4210.8, "end": 4211.64, "text": " Not like helping."}, {"start": 4211.64, "end": 4213.68, "text": " Yo, Betsy, they from five get this son."}, {"start": 4213.68, "end": 4215.960000000001, "text": " Betsy, you ready to say it?"}, {"start": 4215.960000000001, "end": 4218.160000000001, "text": " Yeah, put your number in my phone."}, {"start": 4218.16, "end": 4219.36, "text": " Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh."}, {"start": 4219.36, "end": 4220.5, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 4220.5, "end": 4222.84, "text": " Maybe we can wink, get some drinks and some sh-t."}, {"start": 4222.84, "end": 4224.0, "text": " Do it with it."}, {"start": 4224.0, "end": 4224.8, "text": " I'll hit you up later."}, {"start": 4224.8, "end": 4226.4, "text": " I actually see what you're doing."}, {"start": 4226.4, "end": 4229.0, "text": " You gonna be at the beach, so that's a perfect time."}, {"start": 4229.0, "end": 4229.84, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 4229.84, "end": 4230.68, "text": " I'm gonna pick up with my homegirls."}, {"start": 4230.68, "end": 4232.28, "text": " So you tell me where you at, then."}, {"start": 4232.28, "end": 4233.5599999999995, "text": " I'll pull up."}, {"start": 4233.5599999999995, "end": 4234.72, "text": " My niggas are somewhere."}, {"start": 4234.72, "end": 4235.5599999999995, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4235.5599999999995, "end": 4237.44, "text": " Well, I don't know about all of that."}, {"start": 4237.44, "end": 4238.92, "text": " Knock the niggas just you."}, {"start": 4238.92, "end": 4240.88, "text": " Let me get your number."}, {"start": 4240.88, "end": 4241.72, "text": " What time is it?"}, {"start": 4241.72, "end": 4242.5599999999995, "text": " I'm gonna get crazy."}, {"start": 4242.5599999999995, "end": 4243.72, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna hit you later."}, {"start": 4243.72, "end": 4245.12, "text": " See what you're doing."}, {"start": 4245.12, "end": 4246.84, "text": " What you gonna be doing later?"}, {"start": 4246.84, "end": 4254.24, "text": " You know nothing too crazy get something okay. She can't cheat bro. I'm not lose all faith games. She can't go bro"}, {"start": 4256.4800000000005, "end": 4259.22, "text": " Please go the first half and this was so good"}, {"start": 4259.8, "end": 4263.22, "text": " What happened what happened what happened bro?"}, {"start": 4264.52, "end": 4266.52, "text": " Into something something calm"}, {"start": 4267.24, "end": 4269.24, "text": " You down for that"}, {"start": 4269.88, "end": 4271.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I know I"}, {"start": 4271.4800000000005, "end": 4275.52, "text": " Know think about it. Maybe maybe I could go out and if you already there in the vicinity"}, {"start": 4276.84, "end": 4280.84, "text": " All right, take my gun, and let me know what's the plan."}, {"start": 4280.84, "end": 4284.84, "text": " Yeah, what you done got involved for?"}, {"start": 4284.84, "end": 4286.84, "text": " So what do you need my number for?"}, {"start": 4286.84, "end": 4287.84, "text": " What are we doing again?"}, {"start": 4287.84, "end": 4289.84, "text": " Because you know I got a boyfriend."}, {"start": 4289.84, "end": 4291.84, "text": " She said no!"}, {"start": 4291.84, "end": 4293.84, "text": " You don't need to know nothing?"}, {"start": 4293.84, "end": 4294.84, "text": " How he gonna find out?"}, {"start": 4294.84, "end": 4295.84, "text": " You tell me."}, {"start": 4295.84, "end": 4296.84, "text": " I'm not gonna say nothing."}, {"start": 4296.84, "end": 4297.84, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 4297.84, "end": 4298.84, "text": " Yeah, take this."}, {"start": 4298.84, "end": 4299.84, "text": " Hit that."}, {"start": 4299.84, "end": 4300.84, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4300.84, "end": 4302.84, "text": " You're thinking about the wrong things right now."}, {"start": 4302.84, "end": 4303.84, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 4303.84, "end": 4305.84, "text": " She's smoking with him?"}, {"start": 4305.84, "end": 4308.2, "text": " This is how they get me to buy cars at Cardiwish."}, {"start": 4308.2, "end": 4309.4400000000005, "text": " It should be working too, gang."}, {"start": 4309.4400000000005, "end": 4312.56, "text": " Like, this is how they get me to buy cars every single time."}, {"start": 4312.56, "end": 4314.6, "text": " Nigga, just sit in the Ferrari, bro."}, {"start": 4314.6, "end": 4315.92, "text": " Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga."}, {"start": 4315.92, "end": 4317.08, "text": " You think about the wrong thing, bro."}, {"start": 4317.08, "end": 4318.4400000000005, "text": " You think about all the expenses and shit."}, {"start": 4318.4400000000005, "end": 4319.8, "text": " Nigga, listen to this exhaust."}, {"start": 4319.8, "end": 4321.08, "text": " Come on, go to the A."}, {"start": 4321.08, "end": 4322.92, "text": " Nigga, hear the sound."}, {"start": 4322.92, "end": 4325.04, "text": " Hear the exhaust."}, {"start": 4325.04, "end": 4326.88, "text": " Hey, hey, here's the keys."}, {"start": 4326.88, "end": 4328.32, "text": " Feel the keys."}, {"start": 4328.32, "end": 4330.32, "text": " This is how they get me, gang, every time, bro."}, {"start": 4330.32, "end": 4332.24, "text": " I'm not gay, I smoke and wear it out."}, {"start": 4332.24, "end": 4333.08, "text": " I'm not a boyfriend of shit."}, {"start": 4333.08, "end": 4334.24, "text": " I ain't talking about one on boyfriend."}, {"start": 4334.24, "end": 4335.24, "text": " I ain't talking about one on girlfriend."}, {"start": 4335.24, "end": 4337.24, "text": " I'm not your friend because that's why I'm here."}, {"start": 4337.24, "end": 4339.24, "text": " I mean, he gotta know though."}, {"start": 4339.24, "end": 4341.24, "text": " He do gotta know."}, {"start": 4341.24, "end": 4345.24, "text": " So what do you have to know about me getting your number?"}, {"start": 4345.24, "end": 4347.24, "text": " It's just too much. I don't like giving my number out."}, {"start": 4347.24, "end": 4349.24, "text": " People be doing too much on my phone."}, {"start": 4349.24, "end": 4352.24, "text": " Yeah, I'm not saying, see, that's the wrong people."}, {"start": 4352.24, "end": 4354.24, "text": " I'm not the type to do too much."}, {"start": 4354.24, "end": 4356.24, "text": " I'm not gonna hit you."}, {"start": 4356.24, "end": 4358.24, "text": " He's just so nonchalant."}, {"start": 4358.24, "end": 4360.24, "text": " But you're gonna be good."}, {"start": 4360.24, "end": 4364.24, "text": " I mean, like, tell him you're dealing with the wrong ones."}, {"start": 4364.24, "end": 4366.24, "text": " I'm not dealing with nobody going on me."}, {"start": 4366.24, "end": 4367.24, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 4367.24, "end": 4368.24, "text": " You know what I think, Chad?"}, {"start": 4368.24, "end": 4377.12, "text": " My guess, I think she has not been properly enticed by him yet."}, {"start": 4377.12, "end": 4381.4, "text": " He has not established himself as better than her current option."}, {"start": 4381.4, "end": 4389.16, "text": " And so she just don't want to get caught fucking with a nigga that's on the same plane."}, {"start": 4389.16, "end": 4391.84, "text": " That's what I think."}, {"start": 4391.84, "end": 4393.28, "text": " No for her, I can be wrong."}, {"start": 4394.28, "end": 4398.04, "text": " I think if, just say the D1 now,"}, {"start": 4398.04, "end": 4400.24, "text": " I think you put in LeBron, she breaks it."}, {"start": 4401.12, "end": 4402.64, "text": " I think you put in LeBron,"}, {"start": 4402.64, "end": 4406.08, "text": " and you give LeBron a real choice, I think she breaks."}, {"start": 4406.08, "end": 4407.400000000001, "text": " Wow, just not even telling me."}, {"start": 4407.400000000001, "end": 4408.24, "text": " I already know what you're gonna say."}, {"start": 4408.24, "end": 4410.08, "text": " I'm not dealing with you."}, {"start": 4410.08, "end": 4411.92, "text": " But I don't think she's breaking for me."}, {"start": 4411.92, "end": 4414.16, "text": " Not yet, I don't think."}, {"start": 4414.16, "end": 4416.52, "text": " I mean, you seem cool or whatever, like your vibe."}, {"start": 4416.52, "end": 4418.12, "text": " I don't make you laugh, see?"}, {"start": 4418.12, "end": 4420.16, "text": " I'm just playing with you and you're laughing and shit."}, {"start": 4420.16, "end": 4422.38, "text": " So, what's your number about for it?"}, {"start": 4422.38, "end": 4425.32, "text": " This is like nighttime asking for my phone."}, {"start": 4425.32, "end": 4427.96, "text": " You hold my phone, you might as well just, you know."}, {"start": 4427.96, "end": 4428.8, "text": " 11th!"}, {"start": 4428.8, "end": 4430.16, "text": " Just type it in."}, {"start": 4430.16, "end": 4431.88, "text": " Okay, you hold that."}, {"start": 4431.88, "end": 4432.72, "text": " Not here."}, {"start": 4432.72, "end": 4433.96, "text": " You are so crazy."}, {"start": 4433.96, "end": 4435.24, "text": " Shoot, it's over chat."}, {"start": 4435.24, "end": 4436.4, "text": " She said the keywords."}, {"start": 4437.92, "end": 4440.04, "text": " She said the keywords, you are so crazy."}, {"start": 4440.04, "end": 4441.8, "text": " Wrap this shit up."}, {"start": 4443.24, "end": 4446.48, "text": " In 10 minutes of video time,"}, {"start": 4446.48, "end": 4448.32, "text": " she'll be eight inches deep, unfortunately."}, {"start": 4448.32, "end": 4450.84, "text": " There's there's no other way to put this."}, {"start": 4450.84, "end": 4452.679999999999, "text": " I know what that means."}, {"start": 4452.679999999999, "end": 4453.5199999999995, "text": " Man, though."}, {"start": 4454.58, "end": 4456.96, "text": " I'm gonna give you my text-free number."}, {"start": 4456.96, "end": 4458.28, "text": " Nah, I don't know."}, {"start": 4458.28, "end": 4459.12, "text": " You can give me both."}, {"start": 4459.12, "end": 4460.12, "text": " I'm kidding."}, {"start": 4460.12, "end": 4461.679999999999, "text": " It didn't sound like she was calling to you,"}, {"start": 4461.679999999999, "end": 4463.32, "text": " but Miranda's getting out her number."}, {"start": 4463.32, "end": 4464.16, "text": " You want this or not?"}, {"start": 4464.16, "end": 4465.0, "text": " Are you good?"}, {"start": 4465.0, "end": 4465.84, "text": " No, I'm good."}, {"start": 4465.84, "end": 4466.679999999999, "text": " But I'll wait!"}, {"start": 4466.679999999999, "end": 4467.5199999999995, "text": " Is she giving the birth?"}, {"start": 4467.5199999999995, "end": 4468.84, "text": " I don't know what to do."}, {"start": 4468.84, "end": 4469.679999999999, "text": " Did she do it?"}, {"start": 4469.679999999999, "end": 4470.5199999999995, "text": " Did she feel pressured?"}, {"start": 4470.5199999999995, "end": 4471.36, "text": " Text-free!"}, {"start": 4471.36, "end": 4472.4, "text": " I mean, she's been up for more times multiple times."}, {"start": 4472.4, "end": 4473.219999999999, "text": " Then again, though,"}, {"start": 4473.219999999999, "end": 4474.84, "text": " maybe that was her just playing hard to catch."}, {"start": 4474.84, "end": 4476.44, "text": " Don't be blowing my phone up."}, {"start": 4476.44, "end": 4477.28, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 4477.28, "end": 4479.24, "text": " I'm gonna let you wear my chain too."}, {"start": 4480.48, "end": 4482.599999999999, "text": " Where your chain is crazy."}, {"start": 4482.599999999999, "end": 4483.759999999999, "text": " You don't like it?"}, {"start": 4483.759999999999, "end": 4484.599999999999, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 4484.599999999999, "end": 4485.44, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 4485.44, "end": 4487.8, "text": " Yeah, they paid on you too, huh?"}, {"start": 4487.8, "end": 4488.639999999999, "text": " Here you go."}, {"start": 4488.639999999999, "end": 4489.96, "text": " But I'm calling you too."}, {"start": 4489.96, "end": 4491.2, "text": " And quick question."}, {"start": 4491.2, "end": 4495.0, "text": " Do women still think chains equal money?"}, {"start": 4495.0, "end": 4495.84, "text": " Good question."}, {"start": 4496.719999999999, "end": 4501.719999999999, "text": " In 2026, do, okay, I flooded nose."}, {"start": 4503.2, "end": 4504.639999999999, "text": " All right, cause I don't,"}, {"start": 4504.639999999999, "end": 4507.2, "text": " cause it's just, everybody's shit is fake nowadays."}, {"start": 4507.2, "end": 4509.5599999999995, "text": " except maybe like, you know, 10% of people."}, {"start": 4510.84, "end": 4512.5599999999995, "text": " You know, it just looked nice to have sometimes,"}, {"start": 4512.5599999999995, "end": 4514.679999999999, "text": " but okay."}, {"start": 4514.679999999999, "end": 4515.72, "text": " I got your number, all right?"}, {"start": 4515.72, "end": 4516.8, "text": " T-Fail, okay."}, {"start": 4516.8, "end": 4519.72, "text": " She out there too long with the door closed."}, {"start": 4519.72, "end": 4520.88, "text": " T-Fail, yeah."}, {"start": 4520.88, "end": 4521.72, "text": " They go too?"}, {"start": 4521.72, "end": 4522.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4522.5599999999995, "end": 4523.4, "text": " That's me right there."}, {"start": 4523.4, "end": 4525.16, "text": " She brought you up a lot of times."}, {"start": 4525.16, "end": 4527.44, "text": " Yeah, but she also like,"}, {"start": 4527.44, "end": 4528.88, "text": " she also just going for it a lot."}, {"start": 4528.88, "end": 4532.639999999999, "text": " She, yeah, number, she talking about,"}, {"start": 4532.639999999999, "end": 4534.28, "text": " yeah, I look good, like, I don't know,"}, {"start": 4534.28, "end": 4536.72, "text": " I just don't have, I don't really feel like I put that."}, {"start": 4536.72, "end": 4539.08, "text": " She already got the number, so they just got to set it up."}, {"start": 4539.08, "end": 4541.52, "text": " They shearing whatever they smoke."}, {"start": 4541.52, "end": 4542.56, "text": " Just hitting up."}, {"start": 4542.56, "end": 4544.76, "text": " Go, hitting, you looking good."}, {"start": 4544.76, "end": 4546.08, "text": " I feel like she's just talking too much."}, {"start": 4546.08, "end": 4547.84, "text": " I feel like she's just joking in too much."}, {"start": 4547.84, "end": 4549.64, "text": " Like she giving him the go-go in it."}, {"start": 4549.64, "end": 4551.68, "text": " It was like a sneaky thing to be real."}, {"start": 4551.68, "end": 4552.92, "text": " Want to go inside, though?"}, {"start": 4552.92, "end": 4553.96, "text": " Yes, go out here."}, {"start": 4553.96, "end": 4555.92, "text": " All right, come on, grab my hand."}, {"start": 4555.92, "end": 4557.08, "text": " Grab my hand!"}, {"start": 4557.08, "end": 4558.64, "text": " Oh, the glasses?"}, {"start": 4558.64, "end": 4560.92, "text": " I thought you wanted to grab my hand for real, for real."}, {"start": 4560.92, "end": 4562.280000000001, "text": " She not easy, but she's going in."}, {"start": 4562.280000000001, "end": 4563.68, "text": " Grab my hand!"}, {"start": 4563.68, "end": 4565.240000000001, "text": " I thought she was going to grab his hand as well."}, {"start": 4565.240000000001, "end": 4566.2, "text": " I can't really read her."}, {"start": 4566.2, "end": 4568.08, "text": " Is there a chance that she's speeding into the attention?"}, {"start": 4568.08, "end": 4568.96, "text": " What, really not?"}, {"start": 4568.96, "end": 4570.96, "text": " Grab my hand!"}, {"start": 4570.96, "end": 4573.16, "text": " Who the fuck, do people say that?"}, {"start": 4573.16, "end": 4575.72, "text": " Hey, hey bitch, hey bitch, give me a grab my hand."}, {"start": 4577.08, "end": 4579.4, "text": " Hey, hey bitch, come on, let's go on the side,"}, {"start": 4579.4, "end": 4580.76, "text": " come grab my hand, bitch."}, {"start": 4580.76, "end": 4583.8, "text": " Who says that?"}, {"start": 4583.8, "end": 4586.76, "text": " Come on, bro, we gonna do whole hands on the beach?"}, {"start": 4587.8, "end": 4590.0, "text": " I didn't know you have to ask for that."}, {"start": 4593.44, "end": 4595.32, "text": " Holding hands with a bitch you're not in love with"}, {"start": 4595.32, "end": 4596.32, "text": " is already."}, {"start": 4596.32, "end": 4605.719999999999, "text": " I think I'm going to stop learning so much today, man."}, {"start": 4605.719999999999, "end": 4608.639999999999, "text": " Oh, I'm planning on meeting up with this guy."}, {"start": 4608.639999999999, "end": 4609.84, "text": " She's bringing me up right now, man."}, {"start": 4609.84, "end": 4612.0, "text": " She's bringing me up with the same things as this country."}, {"start": 4612.0, "end": 4613.08, "text": " Please come to this evening."}, {"start": 4613.08, "end": 4614.08, "text": " We're out of time."}, {"start": 4614.08, "end": 4615.5599999999995, "text": " Oh, my hand, baby."}, {"start": 4615.5599999999995, "end": 4616.5599999999995, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 4616.5599999999995, "end": 4618.5599999999995, "text": " I want to help you, man."}, {"start": 4618.5599999999995, "end": 4624.5599999999995, "text": " Yo, King Albee with the 25-difficulties."}, {"start": 4624.56, "end": 4627.06, "text": " W25 and a 10."}, {"start": 4627.06, "end": 4630.280000000001, "text": " So yeah, okay, I'll be home, I hate real quick game,"}, {"start": 4630.280000000001, "end": 4631.280000000001, "text": " but I thank you."}, {"start": 4631.280000000001, "end": 4632.780000000001, "text": " A Tio with the five."}, {"start": 4632.780000000001, "end": 4635.120000000001, "text": " I hate it."}, {"start": 4635.120000000001, "end": 4637.200000000001, "text": " A Tio with the five."}, {"start": 4637.200000000001, "end": 4639.660000000001, "text": " They really saved both of y'all."}, {"start": 4640.68, "end": 4644.120000000001, "text": " W25, W5, man."}, {"start": 4644.120000000001, "end": 4646.280000000001, "text": " W25, W5."}, {"start": 4646.280000000001, "end": 4647.64, "text": " Thank you for your numbers, Wild."}, {"start": 4647.64, "end": 4650.0, "text": " So okay, look, certain things he's supposed to do,"}, {"start": 4650.0, "end": 4651.52, "text": " because it's a, you know, it's just a little bit of a challenge."}, {"start": 4651.52, "end": 4653.400000000001, "text": " He's supposed to challenge, you know, otherwise like,"}, {"start": 4653.400000000001, "end": 4655.6, "text": " Duh, if this is just a random encounter at the bar"}, {"start": 4655.6, "end": 4656.4400000000005, "text": " or some shit."}, {"start": 4656.4400000000005, "end": 4658.4400000000005, "text": " You know, one of two nos, one usually is enough."}, {"start": 4658.4400000000005, "end": 4659.6, "text": " Just wrap the shit up."}, {"start": 4659.6, "end": 4662.360000000001, "text": " Depending on how it sounds, like, oh, stop it."}, {"start": 4662.360000000001, "end": 4663.920000000001, "text": " Like, maybe then you could try a second time"}, {"start": 4663.920000000001, "end": 4665.160000000001, "text": " and then no, really stop it."}, {"start": 4665.160000000001, "end": 4666.080000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 4666.080000000001, "end": 4667.8, "text": " You know, and it's like, nigga, that's it."}, {"start": 4667.8, "end": 4672.200000000001, "text": " But he has to harass her for the video."}, {"start": 4672.200000000001, "end": 4677.200000000001, "text": " This video, he needs to, you know, harass a little bit."}, {"start": 4678.8, "end": 4680.280000000001, "text": " He needed to got 10 nos."}, {"start": 4680.280000000001, "end": 4681.460000000001, "text": " He's still asking for a number."}, {"start": 4681.460000000001, "end": 4682.4800000000005, "text": " That's harassment."}, {"start": 4682.4800000000005, "end": 4685.4800000000005, "text": " I think she's playing hard to get, but I think she's going."}, {"start": 4685.4800000000005, "end": 4687.4800000000005, "text": " He talking about going hang out with me."}, {"start": 4687.4800000000005, "end": 4688.4800000000005, "text": " He didn't hold my hand."}, {"start": 4688.4800000000005, "end": 4691.4800000000005, "text": " He should come back and really like, really do his thing."}, {"start": 4691.4800000000005, "end": 4693.4800000000005, "text": " Zay's right. Jordan didn't go to the heat center of leader."}, {"start": 4693.4800000000005, "end": 4695.4800000000005, "text": " I hit you out late to actually see what you're doing."}, {"start": 4695.4800000000005, "end": 4696.4800000000005, "text": " You will be at the beach."}, {"start": 4696.4800000000005, "end": 4697.4800000000005, "text": " That's the perfect time."}, {"start": 4697.4800000000005, "end": 4699.4800000000005, "text": " So technically, we don't even got to take it to a day two."}, {"start": 4699.4800000000005, "end": 4700.4800000000005, "text": " We just got to see if she comes back."}, {"start": 4700.4800000000005, "end": 4702.4800000000005, "text": " If she didn't mean anything, it's an easy pass."}, {"start": 4702.4800000000005, "end": 4704.4800000000005, "text": " That's not to say she didn't cross any boundaries,"}, {"start": 4704.4800000000005, "end": 4707.4800000000005, "text": " but if Zay confronts her now, she's got a lot of room for excuses."}, {"start": 4707.4800000000005, "end": 4708.4800000000005, "text": " How long are they going to take?"}, {"start": 4708.4800000000005, "end": 4709.4800000000005, "text": " We all know."}, {"start": 4709.4800000000005, "end": 4714.76, "text": " Hey, listen to Jordan back in or we could just call it here at the here if you think you've seen enough"}, {"start": 4719.400000000001, "end": 4722.96, "text": " Right and so with that we send electing Jordan back in as a walking upstairs"}, {"start": 4722.96, "end": 4727.200000000001, "text": " We have Zatex for I that he never got the photos of the products from his friends finally back"}, {"start": 4728.120000000001, "end": 4730.52, "text": " Yeah, you could count it. We're gonna play this off"}, {"start": 4730.52, "end": 4735.26, "text": " So Jordan pays Brian and then gives her the equipment that he's supposedly letting Zay bar it is the mixer to"}, {"start": 4739.4800000000005, "end": 4740.84, "text": " I'm sure it was cool."}, {"start": 4740.84, "end": 4742.4400000000005, "text": " Jordan eventually walks Mariah out."}, {"start": 4742.4400000000005, "end": 4743.76, "text": " That's phase two?"}, {"start": 4743.76, "end": 4746.400000000001, "text": " Yo, you didn't want to get a nigga Rolls Royce"}, {"start": 4746.400000000001, "end": 4747.6, "text": " on the stage two."}, {"start": 4747.6, "end": 4749.200000000001, "text": " No, fuck a Rolls Royce."}, {"start": 4749.200000000001, "end": 4750.200000000001, "text": " Fuck a Rolls Royce."}, {"start": 4750.200000000001, "end": 4753.200000000001, "text": " Niggas don't even want to send a value for Rolls Royce."}, {"start": 4753.200000000001, "end": 4754.84, "text": " Give them a fucking hurricane."}, {"start": 4754.84, "end": 4757.88, "text": " They're going to think, give that nigga a hurricane, bro,"}, {"start": 4757.88, "end": 4758.56, "text": " please."}, {"start": 4758.56, "end": 4760.56, "text": " All right, I said this so we're going to get it."}, {"start": 4765.84, "end": 4767.56, "text": " Before having Anthony reach out to Mariah,"}, {"start": 4767.56, "end": 4769.160000000001, "text": " Jordan actually suggested that we give her"}, {"start": 4769.16, "end": 4774.36, "text": " chance to come clean. So 20 minutes after she left, maybe Mariah is going to tell them what happened and there's"}, {"start": 4774.36, "end": 4784.36, "text": " no need to take the same approach. Look at the gas prices. Okay. If you have a hurricane, you're not"}, {"start": 4784.36, "end": 4791.16, "text": " thinking about gas prices, right? When you bought it, the gas price didn't even, wasn't even a"}, {"start": 4791.16, "end": 4800.5199999999995, "text": " a consideration. Sound, speed, look, basically occupy 90% of your brain. Now there is a Rolls"}, {"start": 4800.5199999999995, "end": 4806.28, "text": " Royce owner, you're right, because if you get suspected that shit is electric. You need"}, {"start": 4806.28, "end": 4808.8, "text": " to ask about the electricity cost, brother."}, {"start": 4808.8, "end": 4813.5599999999995, "text": " Now if she didn't tell him anything, we told Data Teller that he would be coming home late."}, {"start": 4813.5599999999995, "end": 4816.5599999999995, "text": " If the idea was to see if she would have come back tonight and she ended up being down,"}, {"start": 4816.5599999999995, "end": 4817.96, "text": " we didn't want her to change her mind or back off."}, {"start": 4817.96, "end": 4818.96, "text": " I actually don't think she fell."}, {"start": 4818.96, "end": 4820.76, "text": " I was afraid of what times he would be coming home."}, {"start": 4820.76, "end": 4823.0, "text": " Hopefully it doesn't get to that though."}, {"start": 4823.0, "end": 4823.84, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4823.84, "end": 4826.0, "text": " Hey, how you doing, y'all good?"}, {"start": 4826.0, "end": 4827.04, "text": " Yeah, I'm on my way home."}, {"start": 4827.04, "end": 4828.56, "text": " I just dropped off the line."}, {"start": 4828.56, "end": 4829.44, "text": " I don't want to say that."}, {"start": 4829.44, "end": 4831.84, "text": " If the number she gave him is a legitimate number"}, {"start": 4831.84, "end": 4833.16, "text": " she uses, she did feel."}, {"start": 4833.16, "end": 4834.96, "text": " But I think it's a burner."}, {"start": 4834.96, "end": 4837.12, "text": " I mean, that's what I would be getting."}, {"start": 4837.12, "end": 4838.24, "text": " I'll be honest with you, good bitch."}, {"start": 4838.24, "end": 4840.88, "text": " You know, get that nigga a fucking fake number."}, {"start": 4840.88, "end": 4841.72, "text": " Good stuff."}, {"start": 4841.72, "end": 4845.68, "text": " All right, um, you y'all on the way home, right?"}, {"start": 4845.68, "end": 4847.36, "text": " Yeah, I'm on the way home right now."}, {"start": 4847.36, "end": 4848.2, "text": " Everything was smooth."}, {"start": 4848.2, "end": 4849.599999999999, "text": " I feel like you might've been there a little too long."}, {"start": 4849.599999999999, "end": 4852.92, "text": " I ain't here now for like an hour and a half."}, {"start": 4852.92, "end": 4855.4, "text": " I've been in jail, I'm just waiting on you."}, {"start": 4855.4, "end": 4856.759999999999, "text": " Pairing took me a bit of cash,"}, {"start": 4856.759999999999, "end": 4858.719999999999, "text": " expecting to see how it got to the gate."}, {"start": 4858.719999999999, "end": 4860.28, "text": " And then something that's long with the laptop,"}, {"start": 4860.28, "end": 4862.32, "text": " so it took like, it's been 20 minutes"}, {"start": 4862.32, "end": 4863.5599999999995, "text": " for it to finish being there,"}, {"start": 4863.5599999999995, "end": 4865.36, "text": " but it was doing good in the end scale."}, {"start": 4865.36, "end": 4867.32, "text": " Okay, it's probably just bouncing the song."}, {"start": 4867.32, "end": 4868.839999999999, "text": " Sometimes it's software act weird."}, {"start": 4868.839999999999, "end": 4872.92, "text": " But all right, also real quick, just to let you know,"}, {"start": 4872.92, "end": 4875.0, "text": " I know that I said I was supposed to come home"}, {"start": 4875.0, "end": 4876.36, "text": " like around 11 or 12,"}, {"start": 4876.36, "end": 4878.2, "text": " but I gotta wait on the artist to come here"}, {"start": 4878.2, "end": 4879.799999999999, "text": " and lay down his verse letter wrong."}, {"start": 4879.799999999999, "end": 4882.04, "text": " He not gonna get here till like 1 a.m."}, {"start": 4882.04, "end": 4883.759999999999, "text": " So I don't think I'm gonna be done recording"}, {"start": 4883.759999999999, "end": 4884.759999999999, "text": " till like two or three."}, {"start": 4884.759999999999, "end": 4886.24, "text": " So I just wanna let you know."}, {"start": 4890.0, "end": 4891.48, "text": " I mean, that's what it's looking like right now."}, {"start": 4891.48, "end": 4892.92, "text": " You know, with the drive and everything,"}, {"start": 4892.92, "end": 4895.04, "text": " like it's about two hour drive, so."}, {"start": 4895.04, "end": 4896.679999999999, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 4896.679999999999, "end": 4897.5199999999995, "text": " Are you good?"}, {"start": 4897.5199999999995, "end": 4898.839999999999, "text": " Like, what's wrong?"}, {"start": 4898.839999999999, "end": 4900.48, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 4900.48, "end": 4901.32, "text": " You sure?"}, {"start": 4902.44, "end": 4903.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4903.28, "end": 4904.12, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 4904.12, "end": 4906.12, "text": " You better probably do it."}, {"start": 4911.12, "end": 4913.12, "text": " Alright, you sure you're good?"}, {"start": 4915.12, "end": 4919.12, "text": " Alright, you doing anything later on in the night, or are you just kicking it after her?"}, {"start": 4922.12, "end": 4923.12, "text": " Alright, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4923.12, "end": 4926.12, "text": " Let me know when you get home, alright, I'll let you know when I'm done."}, {"start": 4926.12, "end": 4931.12, "text": " Oh my god, they need to do a fucking stage three where this thing that goes to her house."}, {"start": 4931.12, "end": 4933.12, "text": " Not him, like, the dick one."}, {"start": 4934.12, "end": 4935.12, "text": " All right, bro."}, {"start": 4940.12, "end": 4945.12, "text": " So, she said she's doing nothing tonight to you,"}, {"start": 4945.12, "end": 4947.12, "text": " but she told him she was going to the beach."}, {"start": 4947.12, "end": 4949.12, "text": " Oh, I didn't put that together!"}, {"start": 4949.12, "end": 4951.12, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 4951.12, "end": 4953.12, "text": " Who's she lying to?"}, {"start": 4953.12, "end": 4955.12, "text": " Is she lying to me?"}, {"start": 4955.12, "end": 4956.12, "text": " Is she lying to you?"}, {"start": 4956.12, "end": 4958.12, "text": " It's quite possible Mariah isn't lying to anybody."}, {"start": 4958.12, "end": 4960.12, "text": " Looking back on it, she did say she didn't know"}, {"start": 4960.12, "end": 4961.12, "text": " she was going to end up going to the beach,"}, {"start": 4961.12, "end": 4963.12, "text": " so maybe she just decided not to."}, {"start": 4963.12, "end": 4966.5599999999995, "text": " Regardless though, she didn't tell Zavit she gave up her number or that Anthony hit on her."}, {"start": 4966.5599999999995, "end": 4969.08, "text": " So after another hour, Anthony finally texted her."}, {"start": 4969.08, "end": 4973.5599999999995, "text": " Now by the way that she was talking to Anthony earlier, and by the way that she got bothered and Zavit for coming home late,"}, {"start": 4973.5599999999995, "end": 4976.28, "text": " you would think she responded immediately, but she didn't."}, {"start": 4976.28, "end": 4979.5199999999995, "text": " So after waiting around for another hour and a half, we just had Anthony call her."}, {"start": 4980.44, "end": 4982.0, "text": " Please make your message for her."}, {"start": 4982.0, "end": 4984.36, "text": " Yeah, after Dranger twice, she didn't pick up."}, {"start": 4984.36, "end": 4987.36, "text": " Maybe she went to the beach after all, or better yet, she's ghosting us."}, {"start": 4987.36, "end": 4991.32, "text": " We didn't want Anthony coming off as desperate though, so we were gonna try one last time a little later."}, {"start": 4991.32, "end": 4997.179999999999, "text": " He asked for her number 12 times. What do you think he was coming off as in that moment, bro?"}, {"start": 4997.78, "end": 5000.639999999999, "text": " Literally 30 seconds later. She's calling him"}, {"start": 5001.759999999999, "end": 5003.759999999999, "text": " This video"}, {"start": 5006.38, "end": 5008.38, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 5012.5599999999995, "end": 5014.5599999999995, "text": " Nothing on my home"}, {"start": 5014.5599999999995, "end": 5017.48, "text": " I'm just at home touching myself. Do you want to come and fuck me?"}, {"start": 5017.4800000000005, "end": 5022.320000000001, "text": " Is what you do I heard when he gave this reaction"}, {"start": 5023.040000000001, "end": 5028.64, "text": " Is he chilling bro relax? He hasn't cheated yet. She hasn't cheated yet slow it down"}, {"start": 5033.64, "end": 5038.76, "text": " Now I'll go say my boy Jordan just left and he ain't get the pictures he says I'm trying to see what's up with the pictures"}, {"start": 5047.4800000000005, "end": 5049.4800000000005, "text": " She has a bird to see a cat"}, {"start": 5050.88, "end": 5053.620000000001, "text": " All right, but that's cool saying what you doing later though"}, {"start": 5056.740000000001, "end": 5058.740000000001, "text": " What you doing later"}, {"start": 5058.740000000001, "end": 5064.42, "text": " She lied to you now. She's not going to the beach. She's not going to the beach. How much your friends I"}, {"start": 5065.96, "end": 5067.46, "text": " Didn't end up going"}, {"start": 5067.46, "end": 5069.46, "text": " Oh word"}, {"start": 5070.26, "end": 5072.26, "text": " Things change"}, {"start": 5072.26, "end": 5076.46, "text": " So what that mean, that mean you gonna see me?"}, {"start": 5076.46, "end": 5078.26, "text": " Come on now, hold on, that was good."}, {"start": 5078.26, "end": 5079.26, "text": " Don't keep it up, it's good."}, {"start": 5079.26, "end": 5081.26, "text": " No, that's not what that mean."}, {"start": 5081.26, "end": 5085.26, "text": " I'm saying we've got some drinks or something, if you want it."}, {"start": 5090.26, "end": 5092.26, "text": " It's okay, because you have a car."}, {"start": 5092.26, "end": 5093.26, "text": " You can pop out."}, {"start": 5095.26, "end": 5097.26, "text": " I mean, you want me to come all the way back that way?"}, {"start": 5097.26, "end": 5098.26, "text": " No, no, I'll come to you."}, {"start": 5098.26, "end": 5099.26, "text": " I'm in that bridge already."}, {"start": 5099.26, "end": 5101.26, "text": " I'm in that little spot over here."}, {"start": 5102.26, "end": 5106.46, "text": " What the fuck, when I drive back in LA traffic, I need to go, oh my God!"}, {"start": 5106.46, "end": 5109.66, "text": " I need to be on so much, bro."}, {"start": 5109.66, "end": 5112.26, "text": " It's like if you gave me time, yeah!"}, {"start": 5112.26, "end": 5115.26, "text": " Bro, just go to her, you don't even know the area, bro."}, {"start": 5115.26, "end": 5116.860000000001, "text": " Just go to her, man."}, {"start": 5116.860000000001, "end": 5118.06, "text": " You got some good drinks."}, {"start": 5118.06, "end": 5119.66, "text": " Gas, gas prices."}, {"start": 5121.46, "end": 5125.06, "text": " Yeah, I think we're just gonna use gas prices as an excuse for like,"}, {"start": 5125.06, "end": 5127.06, "text": " okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 5127.06, "end": 5130.860000000001, "text": " Yo, light, thank you for the fire, get the subs, W fuckin' fire."}, {"start": 5132.26, "end": 5136.9800000000005, "text": " She need to hang up. No, she's in the gray area right now. She's right about to cheat like"}, {"start": 5138.18, "end": 5140.26, "text": " She's edging us with her cheating"}, {"start": 5141.62, "end": 5146.5, "text": " That's some good fool for me. We were pre-gaming on my spot first and then we had out"}, {"start": 5149.780000000001, "end": 5151.780000000001, "text": " I got some tequila"}, {"start": 5152.1, "end": 5154.1, "text": " I got that down holy"}, {"start": 5154.1, "end": 5156.1, "text": " You saw what?"}, {"start": 5156.1, "end": 5157.400000000001, "text": " I said, that's a little bit of a job."}, {"start": 5157.400000000001, "end": 5158.400000000001, "text": " We can't leave it."}, {"start": 5158.400000000001, "end": 5160.0, "text": " I'll book a Uber."}, {"start": 5160.0, "end": 5162.400000000001, "text": " I mean, we can, but honestly, I'll book a Uber."}, {"start": 5162.400000000001, "end": 5163.900000000001, "text": " It's better if you come this way."}, {"start": 5163.900000000001, "end": 5164.6, "text": " I'll book a Uber."}, {"start": 5164.6, "end": 5166.1, "text": " Don't worry about it."}, {"start": 5166.1, "end": 5167.6, "text": " We will be vibing real quick."}, {"start": 5167.6, "end": 5169.5, "text": " We will pregame, get us right."}, {"start": 5169.5, "end": 5171.400000000001, "text": " And then we're going to go out to this spot."}, {"start": 5171.400000000001, "end": 5174.0, "text": " That's like five minutes from me."}, {"start": 5174.0, "end": 5175.700000000001, "text": " It's better than meeting in the middle,"}, {"start": 5175.700000000001, "end": 5178.0, "text": " because I know guaranteed that this spot is good."}, {"start": 5178.0, "end": 5182.400000000001, "text": " So that's why I'm saying that."}, {"start": 5182.400000000001, "end": 5184.200000000001, "text": " I've been this little spotter."}, {"start": 5184.2, "end": 5186.2, "text": " Oh yeah, you gotta see for yourself."}, {"start": 5189.0, "end": 5191.5, "text": " You know you wanna see me too, so I do."}, {"start": 5191.5, "end": 5193.5, "text": " Hey, do you seem to know a little something?"}, {"start": 5193.5, "end": 5196.7, "text": " No, no, this is how I convince the legend of winning to see me, bro."}, {"start": 5196.7, "end": 5199.7, "text": " I just have to make it as easy as possible for him, bro, alright?"}, {"start": 5199.7, "end": 5203.599999999999, "text": " So, who the fuck want to drive back and track from the place they just came from"}, {"start": 5203.599999999999, "end": 5205.599999999999, "text": " where they just wasted half their day?"}, {"start": 5206.0, "end": 5208.599999999999, "text": " Nobody, gang, so you gotta make this shit easy, bro."}, {"start": 5208.599999999999, "end": 5210.2, "text": " Oh, don't even worry, you don't want to drive, that's fine."}, {"start": 5210.2, "end": 5212.599999999999, "text": " You just sit in the car and fucking squall on TikTok for 30 minutes."}, {"start": 5212.6, "end": 5216.360000000001, "text": " Lay up come on. We got it. Just like it's a human thing bro. It's a human thing"}, {"start": 5218.6, "end": 5222.52, "text": " Okay, you know that vise is good earlier. So I'm definitely"}, {"start": 5224.76, "end": 5226.76, "text": " You know what 2022 cuts in that said"}, {"start": 5228.200000000001, "end": 5230.200000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5230.92, "end": 5234.4400000000005, "text": " Probably like the next hour start getting ready. I'm gonna get ready to"}, {"start": 5237.96, "end": 5239.96, "text": " All right, I'll let you know what I'm gonna do"}, {"start": 5239.96, "end": 5242.6, "text": " Good is gracious, man."}, {"start": 5244.1, "end": 5245.1, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 5245.1, "end": 5246.1, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 5246.1, "end": 5247.1, "text": " That's a fail."}, {"start": 5247.1, "end": 5248.1, "text": " That's a fail."}, {"start": 5248.1, "end": 5249.1, "text": " That is a fail."}, {"start": 5249.1, "end": 5250.1, "text": " That is a fail."}, {"start": 5250.1, "end": 5251.1, "text": " That is a fail."}, {"start": 5251.1, "end": 5252.1, "text": " That is a fail."}, {"start": 5252.1, "end": 5253.1, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 5253.1, "end": 5254.6, "text": " No, I probably changed just a taste."}, {"start": 5254.6, "end": 5255.6, "text": " Yeah, this was bad."}, {"start": 5255.6, "end": 5258.4800000000005, "text": " Even just thinking about it and wanting to meet in the middle is already a fail."}, {"start": 5258.4800000000005, "end": 5259.4800000000005, "text": " Why are you thinking about it?"}, {"start": 5259.4800000000005, "end": 5261.44, "text": " Anyways, we were pretty sure she was going to show up."}, {"start": 5261.44, "end": 5263.68, "text": " Anthony continued texting her and got her to come around to 8."}, {"start": 5263.68, "end": 5265.32, "text": " Mind you, she wanted to come a lot later."}, {"start": 5265.32, "end": 5268.84, "text": " We were trying to get her to do 6, 30, or 7 because 8 was a long time away."}, {"start": 5268.84, "end": 5270.7, "text": " We still have a lot of time before she gets here."}, {"start": 5270.7, "end": 5273.6, "text": " Everybody's just chilling, talking, eating upstairs."}, {"start": 5273.6, "end": 5276.38, "text": " I'm gonna sneak away, take a quick siesta."}, {"start": 5276.38, "end": 5277.56, "text": " Don't tell anybody."}, {"start": 5278.74, "end": 5280.04, "text": " I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad."}, {"start": 5280.04, "end": 5281.400000000001, "text": " It was really only an hour now."}, {"start": 5281.400000000001, "end": 5282.88, "text": " Shout out to everybody for being a trooper"}, {"start": 5282.88, "end": 5283.72, "text": " and sticking around though."}, {"start": 5283.72, "end": 5286.08, "text": " It's your fault for your gosh."}, {"start": 5286.08, "end": 5287.4800000000005, "text": " While having the wait kinda sucked,"}, {"start": 5287.4800000000005, "end": 5290.08, "text": " it did give us a chance to reach our next place"}, {"start": 5290.08, "end": 5291.64, "text": " and for Anthony to freshen up."}, {"start": 5292.64, "end": 5294.12, "text": " You might as well take it all the way, bro."}, {"start": 5294.12, "end": 5294.96, "text": " See what you can do."}, {"start": 5294.96, "end": 5295.8, "text": " Upstairs?"}, {"start": 5295.8, "end": 5296.64, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5296.64, "end": 5297.96, "text": " Eventually we got into our position."}, {"start": 5297.96, "end": 5299.96, "text": " Take it all the way"}, {"start": 5303.16, "end": 5305.76, "text": " How are you gonna say that nigga, that's not your girlfriend"}, {"start": 5306.96, "end": 5308.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5309.0, "end": 5312.6, "text": " That's not your girlfriend nigga. How you gonna advise this nigga what?"}, {"start": 5316.72, "end": 5318.72, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 5319.44, "end": 5321.44, "text": " Fucking I think I tried to see some sex"}, {"start": 5323.52, "end": 5326.52, "text": " Eventually we got into our positions and to force my I was late"}, {"start": 5327.96, "end": 5330.96, "text": " Hopefully she changed her mind and decided to turn around."}, {"start": 5330.96, "end": 5332.96, "text": " No, she already moved from over here."}, {"start": 5332.96, "end": 5333.96, "text": " This is over."}, {"start": 5333.96, "end": 5336.96, "text": " Having waited this long at this point, what was it in the 25 minutes?"}, {"start": 5336.96, "end": 5338.96, "text": " Yo, she just texted me. She says she's outside."}, {"start": 5338.96, "end": 5340.96, "text": " Ooh, she's here."}, {"start": 5340.96, "end": 5341.96, "text": " She actually pulled down."}, {"start": 5341.96, "end": 5343.96, "text": " Yeah, no warning restroom one last time."}, {"start": 5343.96, "end": 5345.96, "text": " Anthony heads downstairs to go get her."}, {"start": 5345.96, "end": 5347.96, "text": " She's gone, bro. She's cooked."}, {"start": 5347.96, "end": 5352.96, "text": " Now all the girls were saying she passed that first, and nigga, she's so shy."}, {"start": 5352.96, "end": 5358.02, "text": " So as I she was out there like fucking big 2026 Victor women Yama the first half of this video"}, {"start": 5358.02, "end": 5362.4800000000005, "text": " Oh, I saw here Anthony ends up calling Mariah finding out where she sparked a meeting her"}, {"start": 5363.84, "end": 5368.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, you look nice. Thank you. Eventually he walks her inside. How did they don't go?"}, {"start": 5370.16, "end": 5373.68, "text": " He just went home after she come out of a different fit"}, {"start": 5375.68, "end": 5377.68, "text": " Hey, what you doing? You got home?"}, {"start": 5379.4800000000005, "end": 5381.4800000000005, "text": " You just welcome yourself upstairs"}, {"start": 5382.96, "end": 5384.96, "text": " I can't even stop and look at you real quick."}, {"start": 5385.96, "end": 5386.96, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 5389.96, "end": 5391.96, "text": " Oh my god, okay, see, air seat."}, {"start": 5391.96, "end": 5394.96, "text": " She's not all the way cockable. She aired the handset."}, {"start": 5394.96, "end": 5396.96, "text": " She's not a lovey-dovey. She just wanna get fucked."}, {"start": 5396.96, "end": 5398.96, "text": " She just, she just wanna get..."}, {"start": 5398.96, "end": 5400.96, "text": " Fucked."}, {"start": 5400.96, "end": 5402.96, "text": " She just wants her back blown out one time, nigga."}, {"start": 5402.96, "end": 5404.96, "text": " I see you."}, {"start": 5404.96, "end": 5405.96, "text": " I know we could go upstairs."}, {"start": 5412.96, "end": 5414.96, "text": " I got some light liquor for you to chew."}, {"start": 5414.96, "end": 5415.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5415.96, "end": 5417.96, "text": " I got some light liquor."}, {"start": 5417.96, "end": 5418.96, "text": " Not dark."}, {"start": 5418.96, "end": 5420.96, "text": " All right, now I can see better."}, {"start": 5420.96, "end": 5421.96, "text": " Okay, now."}, {"start": 5421.96, "end": 5422.96, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 5422.96, "end": 5423.96, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5423.96, "end": 5424.96, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 5424.96, "end": 5425.96, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 5425.96, "end": 5426.96, "text": " Two, three, six."}, {"start": 5426.96, "end": 5427.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5427.96, "end": 5428.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5428.96, "end": 5429.96, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 5429.96, "end": 5430.96, "text": " Now to my fly."}, {"start": 5430.96, "end": 5431.96, "text": " You like to rock?"}, {"start": 5431.96, "end": 5432.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5432.96, "end": 5434.96, "text": " Oh, she's coming here to drink with another dude."}, {"start": 5434.96, "end": 5436.96, "text": " They was free to go down there whenever he wanted to."}, {"start": 5436.96, "end": 5438.96, "text": " There was nothing else for him to listen in for."}, {"start": 5438.96, "end": 5440.96, "text": " From here, it was just how he was."}, {"start": 5440.96, "end": 5447.52, "text": " else for him to listen in for from here was just how far you wanted to see"}, {"start": 5447.52, "end": 5462.44, "text": " tough it's gonna go inside you say some fucking weird shit"}, {"start": 5462.4400000000005, "end": 5464.4400000000005, "text": " I don't make it to us!"}, {"start": 5464.4400000000005, "end": 5466.4400000000005, "text": " I just make to you!"}, {"start": 5466.4400000000005, "end": 5468.4400000000005, "text": " It's a good vibe."}, {"start": 5468.4400000000005, "end": 5470.4400000000005, "text": " It's a good vibe."}, {"start": 5470.4400000000005, "end": 5472.4400000000005, "text": " I guess. Same shit."}, {"start": 5472.4400000000005, "end": 5474.4400000000005, "text": " It's the translation."}, {"start": 5474.4400000000005, "end": 5476.4400000000005, "text": " It's the same shit."}, {"start": 5476.4400000000005, "end": 5478.4400000000005, "text": " It's a good vibe."}, {"start": 5478.4400000000005, "end": 5480.4400000000005, "text": " It's equal."}, {"start": 5480.4400000000005, "end": 5482.4400000000005, "text": " This dick is about to go inside you."}, {"start": 5482.4400000000005, "end": 5484.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, you're good. You're good."}, {"start": 5484.4400000000005, "end": 5486.4400000000005, "text": " Mariah making that eye contact"}, {"start": 5486.4400000000005, "end": 5488.4400000000005, "text": " did it for safe. He heads downstairs to a friend."}, {"start": 5488.4400000000005, "end": 5490.4400000000005, "text": " Can we continue watching?"}, {"start": 5490.4400000000005, "end": 5492.9400000000005, "text": " I figured we'd give him a chance to talk to her first."}, {"start": 5492.9400000000005, "end": 5494.4400000000005, "text": " I can't hear it. I need to disconnect it."}, {"start": 5494.4400000000005, "end": 5496.9400000000005, "text": " To hear Mckulison though, we need to fix her technical issues."}, {"start": 5496.9400000000005, "end": 5498.9400000000005, "text": " You guys on the other hand, gotta get your doggies."}, {"start": 5498.9400000000005, "end": 5499.9400000000005, "text": " Because you already know."}, {"start": 5500.9400000000005, "end": 5503.4400000000005, "text": " This shit's gon' be cool."}, {"start": 5503.9400000000005, "end": 5505.9400000000005, "text": " I'll just put the volume up orange on the TV."}, {"start": 5506.9400000000005, "end": 5509.9400000000005, "text": " Yo, this video's been on a bunch of twists."}, {"start": 5509.9400000000005, "end": 5510.9400000000005, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 5511.9400000000005, "end": 5512.9400000000005, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5514.9400000000005, "end": 5516.4400000000005, "text": " Ready to go party or s***?"}, {"start": 5516.9400000000005, "end": 5517.9400000000005, "text": " Call me a passara, quick."}, {"start": 5518.9400000000005, "end": 5519.9400000000005, "text": " Where's she going?"}, {"start": 5519.9400000000005, "end": 5521.200000000001, "text": " No, how you doing?"}, {"start": 5521.200000000001, "end": 5522.700000000001, "text": " You want to be all lit and turnt, right?"}, {"start": 5524.700000000001, "end": 5526.400000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm funny. I'm out of town."}, {"start": 5526.400000000001, "end": 5528.400000000001, "text": " No, nigga, I ain't out of town. I'm right here."}, {"start": 5528.400000000001, "end": 5529.400000000001, "text": " What you doing?"}, {"start": 5529.400000000001, "end": 5530.400000000001, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 5530.400000000001, "end": 5531.900000000001, "text": " Letting niggas spin you around and s***."}, {"start": 5531.900000000001, "end": 5533.400000000001, "text": " Letting niggas talk you up and everything."}, {"start": 5533.400000000001, "end": 5534.900000000001, "text": " Why you acting like a..."}, {"start": 5534.900000000001, "end": 5536.400000000001, "text": " You heard me."}, {"start": 5536.400000000001, "end": 5538.400000000001, "text": " What you talking about? I ain't stopping you."}, {"start": 5538.400000000001, "end": 5539.900000000001, "text": " You don't ever have no time."}, {"start": 5539.900000000001, "end": 5541.900000000001, "text": " Why would I have to talk to a slut?"}, {"start": 5541.900000000001, "end": 5542.900000000001, "text": " What you talking about?"}, {"start": 5542.900000000001, "end": 5543.900000000001, "text": " What you mean? You acting like it?"}, {"start": 5543.900000000001, "end": 5545.900000000001, "text": " You letting niggas spin you around and s***?"}, {"start": 5545.900000000001, "end": 5547.900000000001, "text": " If I wasn't here, that nigga would be clapping"}, {"start": 5547.900000000001, "end": 5549.400000000001, "text": " your ass upstairs right now."}, {"start": 5549.400000000001, "end": 5551.56, "text": " I'm on face, bro, you trippin'."}, {"start": 5551.56, "end": 5553.240000000001, "text": " You trippin', gonna have for drinks."}, {"start": 5553.240000000001, "end": 5554.360000000001, "text": " I'm tired of you, bro."}, {"start": 5554.360000000001, "end": 5556.4800000000005, "text": " I'm tired of all that little ass sly."}, {"start": 5556.4800000000005, "end": 5558.360000000001, "text": " All right, what you doin', like..."}, {"start": 5558.360000000001, "end": 5559.960000000001, "text": " She callin' me crazy."}, {"start": 5559.960000000001, "end": 5561.040000000001, "text": " I'm crazy?"}, {"start": 5561.040000000001, "end": 5561.88, "text": " I'm crazy?"}, {"start": 5561.88, "end": 5562.920000000001, "text": " You know it."}, {"start": 5562.920000000001, "end": 5563.88, "text": " You look stupid, don't you?"}, {"start": 5563.88, "end": 5565.280000000001, "text": " You look stupid, don't you?"}, {"start": 5565.280000000001, "end": 5566.120000000001, "text": " You look real dumb."}, {"start": 5566.120000000001, "end": 5567.080000000001, "text": " Where you goin'?"}, {"start": 5567.080000000001, "end": 5567.920000000001, "text": " Where you goin'?"}, {"start": 5567.920000000001, "end": 5568.76, "text": " Oh, she's back."}, {"start": 5568.76, "end": 5569.6, "text": " She's back."}, {"start": 5569.6, "end": 5570.4400000000005, "text": " She's back."}, {"start": 5570.4400000000005, "end": 5571.280000000001, "text": " She's back."}, {"start": 5571.280000000001, "end": 5572.120000000001, "text": " Ain't she supposed to get us going back to the studio?"}, {"start": 5572.120000000001, "end": 5572.960000000001, "text": " Ain't nobody goin' back to the studio."}, {"start": 5572.960000000001, "end": 5573.8, "text": " Hey, music ain't never tellin' us back,"}, {"start": 5573.8, "end": 5574.72, "text": " I mean, like you doin' right now."}, {"start": 5574.72, "end": 5575.56, "text": " I'm on face."}, {"start": 5575.56, "end": 5577.56, "text": " You turn your back on me for music."}, {"start": 5577.56, "end": 5580.56, "text": " Say cheese, uh-huh. Say cheese. Say cheese."}, {"start": 5580.56, "end": 5583.56, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, look."}, {"start": 5583.56, "end": 5585.56, "text": " No, if you s*** Instagram, why shaking that ass off"}, {"start": 5585.56, "end": 5587.56, "text": " for everybody on the camera?"}, {"start": 5587.56, "end": 5589.56, "text": " Pop your f*** right now. Pop your f*** right now."}, {"start": 5589.56, "end": 5591.56, "text": " Yeah, pop it right now. Yeah."}, {"start": 5591.56, "end": 5593.56, "text": " Her ass a little f***. Take care."}, {"start": 5595.56, "end": 5598.56, "text": " That was awful for me, watching this."}, {"start": 5598.56, "end": 5603.56, "text": " Like, I tried not to look, but it did occupy the entire frame"}, {"start": 5603.56, "end": 5609.88, "text": " of the video. I'm not sure if y'all officially broken up yet or not. That was weird, bro."}, {"start": 5609.88, "end": 5611.160000000001, "text": " Let's not do that again, gang."}, {"start": 5633.56, "end": 5634.46, "text": " Hold this."}, {"start": 5636.46, "end": 5637.76, "text": " I know how it's no more."}, {"start": 5639.76, "end": 5640.06, "text": " Raise it."}, {"start": 5640.06, "end": 5641.76, "text": " Go for me to the dumb done tripping."}, {"start": 5642.56, "end": 5643.56, "text": " I look like bro."}, {"start": 5644.06, "end": 5645.06, "text": " You ready to teach?"}, {"start": 5645.76, "end": 5646.56, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 5646.56, "end": 5647.96, "text": " Yeah, I appreciate your brother."}, {"start": 5647.96, "end": 5649.46, "text": " I'm not going back to you."}, {"start": 5649.76, "end": 5650.96, "text": " I know what I'm getting."}, {"start": 5650.96, "end": 5652.660000000001, "text": " She don't say I'm a really good in today."}, {"start": 5652.660000000001, "end": 5654.96, "text": " I know you kind of wish you would keep down here with you."}, {"start": 5656.360000000001, "end": 5658.46, "text": " She got the stuff though."}, {"start": 5658.46, "end": 5659.860000000001, "text": " I mean, bro, she got you."}, {"start": 5659.860000000001, "end": 5662.860000000001, "text": " I'm a hand that I'm a hand that I ain't worried about it."}, {"start": 5662.86, "end": 5664.94, "text": " That's what's funny, because last time I checked,"}, {"start": 5664.94, "end": 5666.7, "text": " she lived with me, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 5666.7, "end": 5669.219999999999, "text": " So she can go get that homeless lifestyle now."}, {"start": 5669.219999999999, "end": 5670.9, "text": " So I'll be at your army for that."}, {"start": 5670.9, "end": 5671.74, "text": " I'm cool."}, {"start": 5671.74, "end": 5672.58, "text": " I'm talking about it."}, {"start": 5672.58, "end": 5673.54, "text": " That's her lifestyle, bro."}, {"start": 5673.54, "end": 5677.42, "text": " Like, you face better, you figure that out now than later."}, {"start": 5677.42, "end": 5679.82, "text": " I don't know, he was too quick to disrespect her."}, {"start": 5681.94, "end": 5683.54, "text": " Where was the disrespect?"}, {"start": 5683.54, "end": 5684.9, "text": " Did you see it?"}, {"start": 5686.46, "end": 5688.5, "text": " Did you see, where was the disrespect?"}, {"start": 5688.5, "end": 5689.74, "text": " He called her a slut."}, {"start": 5689.74, "end": 5692.219999999999, "text": " She was being a slut."}, {"start": 5692.22, "end": 5694.06, "text": " And he says shake some ass."}, {"start": 5694.06, "end": 5695.66, "text": " She did indeed."}, {"start": 5695.66, "end": 5697.9800000000005, "text": " Shake some ass."}, {"start": 5697.9800000000005, "end": 5700.820000000001, "text": " He actually, I mean, he didn't let no hand on her."}, {"start": 5700.820000000001, "end": 5701.9800000000005, "text": " He got a little close there."}, {"start": 5701.9800000000005, "end": 5703.58, "text": " He was kind of stepping towards her and she liked that."}, {"start": 5703.58, "end": 5706.42, "text": " We don't want much disrespect really to be calling out there."}, {"start": 5706.42, "end": 5708.5, "text": " I actually think he handled that."}, {"start": 5708.5, "end": 5710.26, "text": " How most people would handle that."}, {"start": 5710.26, "end": 5712.58, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 5712.58, "end": 5715.06, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 5715.06, "end": 5717.14, "text": " I would say, yo, that really fucking great."}, {"start": 5717.14, "end": 5719.18, "text": " No, no, no, no, that was enough."}, {"start": 5719.18, "end": 5721.42, "text": " Yo, don't be a video, you divine."}, {"start": 5721.42, "end": 5724.66, "text": " That shit was crazy, bruh."}, {"start": 5724.66, "end": 5727.18, "text": " That shit was crazy."}, {"start": 5727.18, "end": 5729.18, "text": " I don't care being a tour official trailer."}, {"start": 5729.18, "end": 5732.22, "text": " So I'm going massive today with my prairie speed."}, {"start": 5732.22, "end": 5733.5, "text": " You gotta light up the evening tonight."}, {"start": 5733.5, "end": 5734.74, "text": " We're gonna fire it up."}, {"start": 5734.74, "end": 5737.06, "text": " For the Caribbean tour, man."}, {"start": 5737.06, "end": 5738.74, "text": " We about to go crazy."}, {"start": 5738.74, "end": 5740.74, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, watch what Brad's doing over here."}, {"start": 5740.74, "end": 5742.74, "text": " What's there?"}, {"start": 5750.74, "end": 5752.74, "text": " Is my internet crashed?"}, {"start": 5752.74, "end": 5771.54, "text": " Oh, slow it down."}, {"start": 5771.54, "end": 5780.34, "text": " Antigua, Barbada, Behumbas, Barbados, Dominica, Dior, Granada, Guadalupe, that's a new one."}, {"start": 5780.34, "end": 5782.26, "text": " Jamaica, Puerto Rico."}, {"start": 5782.26, "end": 5786.780000000001, "text": " Martin, St. Kit, St. Lucia, St. Vincent, and Grenadines,"}, {"start": 5786.780000000001, "end": 5790.42, "text": " Trinidad and Tobago, US Virgin Islands,"}, {"start": 5790.42, "end": 5794.66, "text": " uh-oh, is one place missing."}, {"start": 5794.66, "end": 5797.780000000001, "text": " And, can't be too mad at the nigga, bro."}, {"start": 5797.780000000001, "end": 5799.1, "text": " I saw what happened to A-Rab."}, {"start": 5799.1, "end": 5801.7, "text": " Together, together, together, together,"}, {"start": 5801.7, "end": 5804.7, "text": " we're gonna be together, baby."}, {"start": 5804.7, "end": 5806.58, "text": " I mean, damn, like, after this?"}, {"start": 5809.34, "end": 5810.820000000001, "text": " After this, like, where?"}, {"start": 5810.82, "end": 5814.099999999999, "text": " This thing is gonna have to go to outer space realistically."}, {"start": 5814.099999999999, "end": 5816.54, "text": " He's gonna have to go to outer space bro."}, {"start": 5816.54, "end": 5818.179999999999, "text": " Cuba, I know I'm talking about Haiti,"}, {"start": 5818.179999999999, "end": 5820.74, "text": " but yeah Cuba is missing too, I forgot about Cuba."}, {"start": 5821.82, "end": 5823.299999999999, "text": " Bro going on a vacation."}, {"start": 5826.98, "end": 5828.7, "text": " I'm sure it's not gonna feel like that to him."}, {"start": 5828.7, "end": 5832.62, "text": " For us to be flying from island to island."}, {"start": 5832.62, "end": 5834.82, "text": " And it's not like Africa or Europe,"}, {"start": 5834.82, "end": 5837.299999999999, "text": " like the islands are a lot smaller, so,"}, {"start": 5839.139999999999, "end": 5840.66, "text": " privacy is gonna be a bitch."}, {"start": 5840.66, "end": 5843.9, "text": " He don't get off stream, you're like, whoo, phew."}, {"start": 5843.9, "end": 5846.58, "text": " I can't wait to relax tonight before tomorrow's stream."}, {"start": 5846.58, "end": 5849.34, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 5849.34, "end": 5851.42, "text": " I think he's gonna know exactly where he's at, bro."}, {"start": 5851.42, "end": 5853.98, "text": " Be safe, Speed, be safe, gang."}, {"start": 5853.98, "end": 5857.5, "text": " Do the Virgin Islands include those islands?"}, {"start": 5857.5, "end": 5858.88, "text": " That's a good question."}, {"start": 5859.9, "end": 5861.36, "text": " I don't have that answer."}, {"start": 5863.78, "end": 5864.62, "text": " Jamal!"}, {"start": 5864.62, "end": 5865.78, "text": " Jamal!"}, {"start": 5865.78, "end": 5866.62, "text": " Crap!"}, {"start": 5866.62, "end": 5868.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5871.22, "end": 5873.22, "text": " Between that that's a four days"}, {"start": 5877.14, "end": 5882.78, "text": " All right, I do have some more reacts, but we've got to do this now otherwise"}, {"start": 5883.98, "end": 5886.88, "text": " Let me get some twos if you guys can hear this"}, {"start": 5896.62, "end": 5897.58, "text": " I'm gonna keep my word off."}, {"start": 5897.58, "end": 5898.42, "text": " Microwave some food."}, {"start": 5898.42, "end": 5901.0599999999995, "text": " I don't know if they got any food in the house today."}, {"start": 5901.0599999999995, "end": 5902.14, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 5902.14, "end": 5903.16, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 5909.82, "end": 5912.099999999999, "text": " Yeah, I'm drinking water."}, {"start": 5914.099999999999, "end": 5914.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5914.94, "end": 5915.78, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5915.78, "end": 5916.599999999999, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 5919.099999999999, "end": 5920.14, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 5920.14, "end": 5922.46, "text": " I'm ready, I'm ready!"}, {"start": 5922.46, "end": 5926.18, "text": " Let's do it today!"}, {"start": 5926.18, "end": 5930.5, "text": " is a special day because for as long as I can remember,"}, {"start": 5930.5, "end": 5934.14, "text": " my beard has been unable to connect, okay?"}, {"start": 5934.14, "end": 5935.820000000001, "text": " And I really haven't tried much,"}, {"start": 5935.820000000001, "end": 5939.34, "text": " but today I'm going to have a beard installed."}, {"start": 5939.34, "end": 5941.46, "text": " We're gonna have a brand new look"}, {"start": 5941.46, "end": 5943.06, "text": " and I'm two days away from 30,"}, {"start": 5943.06, "end": 5945.740000000001, "text": " so it's about time my facial hair grows in,"}, {"start": 5945.740000000001, "end": 5946.9400000000005, "text": " you understand?"}, {"start": 5946.9400000000005, "end": 5949.66, "text": " So, welcome to the stream."}, {"start": 5951.700000000001, "end": 5952.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 5952.700000000001, "end": 5954.740000000001, "text": " The other way for you to get ready, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 5954.74, "end": 5958.099999999999, "text": " that that has been added, about to be more chopped."}, {"start": 5958.099999999999, "end": 5963.099999999999, "text": " Okay, I mean, hey man, usually facial hair add pluses,"}, {"start": 5963.099999999999, "end": 5966.82, "text": " usually facial hair add pluses to somebody's appearance"}, {"start": 5966.82, "end": 5968.78, "text": " and I've never actually seen myself with facial hair."}, {"start": 5968.78, "end": 5969.62, "text": " So we're gonna see."}, {"start": 5972.099999999999, "end": 5973.3, "text": " You just talking."}, {"start": 5973.3, "end": 5974.62, "text": " Just ask for a space to set up."}, {"start": 5974.62, "end": 5975.46, "text": " What do you want to add?"}, {"start": 5975.46, "end": 5976.58, "text": " Right here, right here."}, {"start": 5976.58, "end": 5978.0199999999995, "text": " So what should I go for?"}, {"start": 5978.0199999999995, "end": 5979.86, "text": " Yeah, whatever you need to impress."}, {"start": 5981.86, "end": 5982.7, "text": " Table."}, {"start": 5982.7, "end": 5988.7, "text": " a beard finally beard BBL what you call BBL you call it man"}, {"start": 5988.7, "end": 5995.099999999999, "text": " a beard is a beard brother a beard is a beard bro if you like it you taking a"}, {"start": 5995.099999999999, "end": 5997.9, "text": " trip to turkey"}, {"start": 5998.0199999999995, "end": 6006.139999999999, "text": " come on man you already planning trips that's a hell of a director's chair"}, {"start": 6006.14, "end": 6007.34, "text": " Can I sit on that?"}, {"start": 6007.34, "end": 6007.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6007.84, "end": 6008.34, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 6008.34, "end": 6010.34, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 6010.34, "end": 6012.34, "text": " Can I have a piece of that?"}, {"start": 6012.34, "end": 6012.84, "text": " Here?"}, {"start": 6012.84, "end": 6013.84, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6013.84, "end": 6014.84, "text": " Wherever you want to."}, {"start": 6014.84, "end": 6016.4400000000005, "text": " I guess you can sit on this then."}, {"start": 6016.4400000000005, "end": 6017.84, "text": " I always stand in."}, {"start": 6017.84, "end": 6018.34, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 6018.34, "end": 6018.84, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 6018.84, "end": 6020.84, "text": " I'll do your thing."}, {"start": 6020.84, "end": 6021.84, "text": " Do you want any water?"}, {"start": 6021.84, "end": 6022.34, "text": " Or?"}, {"start": 6022.34, "end": 6023.34, "text": " I actually have some water."}, {"start": 6023.34, "end": 6023.84, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 6023.84, "end": 6027.14, "text": " Energy drinks, core powers, you let me know."}, {"start": 6027.14, "end": 6029.34, "text": " Sprites, Diet Cokes, you name it."}, {"start": 6031.84, "end": 6032.740000000001, "text": " Oh my god, man."}, {"start": 6032.740000000001, "end": 6036.04, "text": " I feel like a million bucks in these direct list chairs."}, {"start": 6036.04, "end": 6039.04, "text": " Is it a take on and off thing?"}, {"start": 6039.04, "end": 6041.04, "text": " We'll have to find out."}, {"start": 6041.04, "end": 6044.04, "text": " It's going to be adhered by adhesive."}, {"start": 6044.04, "end": 6046.04, "text": " Okay, so can I shower with it?"}, {"start": 6046.04, "end": 6048.04, "text": " Um, I won't remove it."}, {"start": 6048.04, "end": 6050.04, "text": " It's cool, I don't have to shower."}, {"start": 6050.04, "end": 6051.04, "text": " Just don't shower at all."}, {"start": 6051.04, "end": 6052.04, "text": " Yeah, I'm not going to shower."}, {"start": 6052.04, "end": 6053.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6053.04, "end": 6054.04, "text": " It's cool."}, {"start": 6054.04, "end": 6056.04, "text": " I can go three days without anybody smelling me."}, {"start": 6056.04, "end": 6057.04, "text": " I tested."}, {"start": 6057.04, "end": 6058.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6058.04, "end": 6059.04, "text": " I took a shower right before the stream."}, {"start": 6059.04, "end": 6060.04, "text": " Perfect timing."}, {"start": 6060.04, "end": 6061.04, "text": " Agent Tati, Tati, agent."}, {"start": 6061.04, "end": 6062.04, "text": " Tati, nice to meet you."}, {"start": 6062.04, "end": 6063.04, "text": " Agent T."}, {"start": 6063.04, "end": 6064.04, "text": " Agent Zero."}, {"start": 6064.04, "end": 6066.96, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 6066.96, "end": 6067.96, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6067.96, "end": 6069.6, "text": " I'm just going to set up."}, {"start": 6069.6, "end": 6072.92, "text": " Yeah, no, no, you do your thing, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 6072.92, "end": 6073.96, "text": " I trust the process."}, {"start": 6076.68, "end": 6078.68, "text": " All right, I'm going to pull you up on this big monitor"}, {"start": 6078.68, "end": 6082.0, "text": " so that she can read you as well."}, {"start": 6082.0, "end": 6083.64, "text": " Move your hair back."}, {"start": 6083.64, "end": 6086.72, "text": " Don't ever instruct me to do that again."}, {"start": 6086.72, "end": 6088.48, "text": " You're going to leave it on for a few days, ill?"}, {"start": 6090.98, "end": 6092.84, "text": " What the hell is your problem, guys?"}, {"start": 6092.84, "end": 6094.4400000000005, "text": " There's nothing wrong with that."}, {"start": 6096.72, "end": 6098.56, "text": " There is nothing wrong with that."}, {"start": 6101.56, "end": 6102.72, "text": " So you thinking of medieval times,"}, {"start": 6102.72, "end": 6104.34, "text": " they took showers every day?"}, {"start": 6105.2, "end": 6106.400000000001, "text": " What are you doing that?"}, {"start": 6108.52, "end": 6110.8, "text": " Turn TTS on, slow it down, slow it down."}, {"start": 6110.8, "end": 6114.04, "text": " Let's start for a, actually, I'm about to go to the bathroom."}, {"start": 6115.56, "end": 6117.76, "text": " You guys wanna listen to Duke Dennis quotes?"}, {"start": 6122.84, "end": 6135.6, "text": " Okay, that's weird. Nobody has a compilation of Davis quotes. Huh. Hey, somebody get on"}, {"start": 6135.6, "end": 6144.6, "text": " that? That's silly."}, {"start": 6144.6, "end": 6146.6, "text": " I'm B.R.B."}, {"start": 6174.6, "end": 6178.200000000001, "text": " You know I know you mess, yeah"}, {"start": 6178.200000000001, "end": 6180.400000000001, "text": " It's tough out the problems and work it out, shut it"}, {"start": 6180.400000000001, "end": 6183.0, "text": " I'm sorry, cuz' though it was both wrong"}, {"start": 6183.0, "end": 6185.400000000001, "text": " Let's put the pride aside and get it right, baby"}, {"start": 6185.400000000001, "end": 6188.8, "text": " We both grew up, that's how that I see it"}, {"start": 6188.8, "end": 6191.200000000001, "text": " Faced those memories all gone"}, {"start": 6191.200000000001, "end": 6194.6, "text": " But the love still stand is strong, strong, girl"}, {"start": 6194.6, "end": 6198.6, "text": " Love don't fade that easy"}, {"start": 6198.6, "end": 6202.6, "text": " Take my hand, my baby"}, {"start": 6202.6, "end": 6227.3, "text": " I mean, you know, it's not whatever you want to listen is"}, {"start": 6227.3, "end": 6230.78, "text": " Yeah bro, yeah I'm funny, chill."}, {"start": 6230.78, "end": 6231.78, "text": " Ease your stress."}, {"start": 6231.78, "end": 6233.78, "text": " Ah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah."}, {"start": 6233.78, "end": 6234.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6234.78, "end": 6235.78, "text": " I like this chair."}, {"start": 6235.78, "end": 6236.78, "text": " You can have it for a very long time."}, {"start": 6236.78, "end": 6237.78, "text": " There's no way to purchase it in the Muslim world."}, {"start": 6237.78, "end": 6238.78, "text": " This is one of them antiques."}, {"start": 6238.78, "end": 6239.78, "text": " It is a relic."}, {"start": 6239.78, "end": 6240.78, "text": " I just feel like it's had by whatever I find in the store."}, {"start": 6240.78, "end": 6241.78, "text": " So you're welcome."}, {"start": 6241.78, "end": 6242.78, "text": " No, you can definitely buy it on Amazon."}, {"start": 6242.78, "end": 6243.78, "text": " Okay, fine."}, {"start": 6243.78, "end": 6244.78, "text": " Yeah, right, yeah."}, {"start": 6244.78, "end": 6245.78, "text": " You know the director's chairs?"}, {"start": 6245.78, "end": 6246.78, "text": " Those simple chairs."}, {"start": 6246.78, "end": 6247.78, "text": " Maybe you can get one of them."}, {"start": 6247.78, "end": 6248.78, "text": " You can get one of them."}, {"start": 6248.78, "end": 6249.78, "text": " You can get one of them."}, {"start": 6249.78, "end": 6250.78, "text": " You can get one of them."}, {"start": 6250.78, "end": 6251.78, "text": " You can get one of them."}, {"start": 6251.78, "end": 6252.78, "text": " You can get one of them."}, {"start": 6252.78, "end": 6253.78, "text": " You can get one of them."}, {"start": 6253.78, "end": 6259.78, "text": " You know the director's chairs, those simple chairs made of a simple wood and simple fabric."}, {"start": 6259.78, "end": 6261.78, "text": " They're like $900."}, {"start": 6261.78, "end": 6262.78, "text": " Yeah, scam."}, {"start": 6262.78, "end": 6264.78, "text": " They're not sturdy."}, {"start": 6264.78, "end": 6268.78, "text": " Yeah, they're like, you know, you could embarrass yourself as the director."}, {"start": 6268.78, "end": 6270.78, "text": " How much oil you lose?"}, {"start": 6270.78, "end": 6274.78, "text": " You drop down on the ground in front of everybody in a Cali inflation?"}, {"start": 6274.78, "end": 6276.78, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6276.78, "end": 6278.78, "text": " A 900 is nothing to you."}, {"start": 6278.78, "end": 6280.78, "text": " Come on, gang."}, {"start": 6280.78, "end": 6282.78, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 6282.78, "end": 6284.78, "text": " I think yeah, I think I'm Jeff"}, {"start": 6286.219999999999, "end": 6288.219999999999, "text": " You think I'm Jeff"}, {"start": 6289.259999999999, "end": 6293.42, "text": " Watch your hands. I did bro. That was yo, I"}, {"start": 6294.46, "end": 6297.86, "text": " Said I wasn't in shower for three days. I still gonna watch my hands"}, {"start": 6299.46, "end": 6302.46, "text": " I'm keeping a boat job when I was in the Amazon I"}, {"start": 6305.46, "end": 6311.7, "text": " Didn't take a full shower. I just took a little rinses, but it was like Riverwater Gang"}, {"start": 6311.7, "end": 6317.639999999999, "text": " It was not and it was like oily and I think it was the reason my my skin was being irritated"}, {"start": 6317.639999999999, "end": 6319.3, "text": " I just took quick little rinses"}, {"start": 6322.3, "end": 6325.5, "text": " Y'all brought my tone out there made it quick"}, {"start": 6326.58, "end": 6328.58, "text": " We knew we could smell you. Yeah, I was bad"}, {"start": 6329.26, "end": 6333.42, "text": " It's really bad. So I'm glad I'm back. I'm glad I'm back. The pollen started hitting me right away"}, {"start": 6335.74, "end": 6340.139999999999, "text": " Take your beanie off so you can move your hair the beanie actually helps you move my hair believe it or not"}, {"start": 6341.7, "end": 6348.7, "text": " He's afraid to shoot."}, {"start": 6348.7, "end": 6353.7, "text": " I'm not afraid, bro."}, {"start": 6353.7, "end": 6359.7, "text": " Ma, thank you for your stuff."}, {"start": 6359.7, "end": 6366.7, "text": " Welcome back to the agency, man."}, {"start": 6366.7, "end": 6377.86, "text": " Oh, yo chat a long time ago we purchased these PlayStation cards. I think Ray bought them"}, {"start": 6377.86, "end": 6382.74, "text": " I'm just gonna give away now. They've been sitting on my desk for mad long and I was just like"}, {"start": 6383.74, "end": 6386.26, "text": " Every time I see them like y'all gonna get that away on stream next time"}, {"start": 6386.5, "end": 6391.139999999999, "text": " So, you know, if you got your PlayStation up right now, you're in luck. I just got to find a way to scratch it"}, {"start": 6391.94, "end": 6393.94, "text": " hold on"}, {"start": 6396.7, "end": 6401.54, "text": " I'm not gonna be quick, you know for the guys that's playing PlayStation you got me up right now. You're up"}, {"start": 6413.139999999999, "end": 6415.94, "text": " All right, okay"}, {"start": 6418.099999999999, "end": 6424.32, "text": " PlayStation code is JL F F wait no, it's not"}, {"start": 6426.7, "end": 6452.7, "text": " It is JLFFFCNLF JLFFFCNLF52H Boom, it's $50."}, {"start": 6452.7, "end": 6456.7, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 6456.7, "end": 6457.7, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 6457.7, "end": 6458.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6458.7, "end": 6459.7, "text": " Everybody got the same code."}, {"start": 6459.7, "end": 6462.7, "text": " Glad to know we got a bunch of frauds and liars and it's gone."}, {"start": 6462.7, "end": 6463.7, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 6463.7, "end": 6464.7, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 6464.7, "end": 6465.7, "text": " You want recommendations?"}, {"start": 6465.7, "end": 6467.7, "text": " I got some, I got some gaming recommendations."}, {"start": 6467.7, "end": 6468.7, "text": " If you want it."}, {"start": 6468.7, "end": 6474.7, "text": " You want some recommendations?"}, {"start": 6474.7, "end": 6475.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6483.78, "end": 6486.0599999999995, "text": " Can't be redeemed in Canada."}, {"start": 6486.0599999999995, "end": 6487.62, "text": " Yes, because it's an American code."}, {"start": 6487.62, "end": 6488.34, "text": " I should have clarified."}, {"start": 6488.34, "end": 6489.099999999999, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6489.099999999999, "end": 6489.46, "text": " I should have."}, {"start": 6489.46, "end": 6490.22, "text": " I didn't."}, {"start": 6490.22, "end": 6490.94, "text": " I'm being honest with you."}, {"start": 6490.94, "end": 6493.78, "text": " I saw me."}, {"start": 6493.78, "end": 6494.22, "text": " I saw me."}, {"start": 6494.22, "end": 6495.98, "text": " I didn't realize they region locked the cards."}, {"start": 6495.98, "end": 6496.5, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 6499.62, "end": 6500.86, "text": " You know what that means, right?"}, {"start": 6500.86, "end": 6502.139999999999, "text": " That means you'd probably go to Wall Island"}, {"start": 6502.139999999999, "end": 6503.139999999999, "text": " if you were American."}, {"start": 6504.7, "end": 6528.7, "text": " You hate us? Oh, sis. Don't say that. I don't say that. You got another one? Nope. No, I just bought one. No. This was, I don't even, we didn't ran into like Target a long time ago, like two months ago on stream."}, {"start": 6528.7, "end": 6538.7, "text": " One more. I don't have any. I don't just have random codes lying around. That was just he's just been sitting there for a long time. I was rare."}, {"start": 6538.7, "end": 6547.7, "text": " Do I have to appreciate first? Um, have you seen the bears? No, I would love to see the bear."}, {"start": 6547.7, "end": 6552.7, "text": " This is let me know if you need a shave. It's usually a quick five second thing for me. Yeah."}, {"start": 6552.7, "end": 6558.7, "text": " I was in the mustache. It just depends. So this is..."}, {"start": 6558.7, "end": 6560.7, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 6560.7, "end": 6565.7, "text": " So this is a rental from local theater."}, {"start": 6565.7, "end": 6568.7, "text": " Hold on. I've got to get the hair back."}, {"start": 6568.7, "end": 6573.7, "text": " Probably. Well, I mean, at the most you can just..."}, {"start": 6573.7, "end": 6575.7, "text": " I need to take my ID flicks as well."}, {"start": 6575.7, "end": 6580.9, "text": " as well. Yeah, we can just do it like this. Okay, cool. But this has like, yeah, since it's for"}, {"start": 6580.9, "end": 6587.0599999999995, "text": " performers and for Eve, this has these loops. Oh my gosh, you put them on your ear. But I can still"}, {"start": 6587.0599999999995, "end": 6592.179999999999, "text": " tack it down and glue it on. Um, but this is a rental, so we're returning them. Okay, hold on,"}, {"start": 6592.179999999999, "end": 6598.0199999999995, "text": " they're all saying rented beers right now. Chat, relax. I got some other beers too. We got options."}, {"start": 6598.0199999999995, "end": 6602.9, "text": " A theater company. Yeah. So that's why it's rented. And it was, you know, last minute. So"}, {"start": 6602.900000000001, "end": 6604.780000000001, "text": " So very thankful we got this."}, {"start": 6604.780000000001, "end": 6606.620000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's a good beard, bro."}, {"start": 6606.620000000001, "end": 6607.900000000001, "text": " No, this is quality."}, {"start": 6607.900000000001, "end": 6610.780000000001, "text": " That's, they hear the word right"}, {"start": 6610.780000000001, "end": 6612.14, "text": " and they think rent is bad."}, {"start": 6612.14, "end": 6615.02, "text": " No, this isn't like you rent it to go out."}, {"start": 6615.02, "end": 6616.700000000001, "text": " This is for a production."}, {"start": 6616.700000000001, "end": 6618.3, "text": " So this is legit."}, {"start": 6618.3, "end": 6619.620000000001, "text": " This was handmade."}, {"start": 6620.700000000001, "end": 6622.900000000001, "text": " So we're gonna take care of that if we use it."}, {"start": 6622.900000000001, "end": 6625.780000000001, "text": " Then the other one, we can do whatever we want."}, {"start": 6625.780000000001, "end": 6627.540000000001, "text": " This we can do whatever we want with."}, {"start": 6627.540000000001, "end": 6630.34, "text": " That's a good beard."}, {"start": 6630.34, "end": 6632.460000000001, "text": " Yo, you know what that beard reminds me of?"}, {"start": 6632.46, "end": 6649.18, "text": " I'm down for whatever my mustache was back mad quick, but if I say my mustache, I look"}, {"start": 6649.18, "end": 6653.7, "text": " a little like facial hair deficient, yeah, yeah, but I mean, I'm down for whatever's"}, {"start": 6653.7, "end": 6659.82, "text": " going to grow back and like, um, I don't know, so I usually have a big beard, but I've just"}, {"start": 6659.82, "end": 6665.98, "text": " been shaving it and so I think I shaved it so much just air follicles disappeared"}, {"start": 6668.54, "end": 6673.66, "text": " no nothing like that it's crazy anybody else in my family got beers bro actually my little brother"}, {"start": 6673.66, "end": 6680.86, "text": " down in the beer my brother my older brother has a thick beer dude how about me you know why did he"}, {"start": 6680.860000000001, "end": 6682.06, "text": " get all that genetic."}, {"start": 6684.660000000001, "end": 6685.460000000001, "text": " It's up to you."}, {"start": 6686.06, "end": 6690.56, "text": " Do we have to? Okay, so do we have to pick? Um, stop telling me"}, {"start": 6690.56, "end": 6693.160000000001, "text": " I'm adopted. Do we have to pick between them? Is there a way"}, {"start": 6693.160000000001, "end": 6696.160000000001, "text": " to take them off and on? How hard it needs to put on and stuff"}, {"start": 6696.160000000001, "end": 6698.360000000001, "text": " like that? Because if I got to make a decision on decision"}, {"start": 6698.360000000001, "end": 6698.76, "text": " now,"}, {"start": 6698.76, "end": 6700.860000000001, "text": " this is easy because it has the ear loop so I don't have to"}, {"start": 6700.860000000001, "end": 6702.960000000001, "text": " tack it. So we could just put it on and you can see what it"}, {"start": 6702.960000000001, "end": 6706.660000000001, "text": " looks like. Okay, this is definitely like, I have to move"}, {"start": 6706.660000000001, "end": 6710.160000000001, "text": " it on. Okay, and tell me about like, okay, break down the"}, {"start": 6710.16, "end": 6715.04, "text": " process for what that process looks like. This one? Yes. Okay, so I'm definitely going to have to"}, {"start": 6715.04, "end": 6725.2, "text": " cut it. So I'll cut the lace so that it fits you. And then I'm going to use spirit gum because"}, {"start": 6725.2, "end": 6729.2, "text": " we're only going to have it on for a few hours and we're going to need to be being crazy. So spirit"}, {"start": 6729.2, "end": 6737.76, "text": " gum is our friend. Is there a way I can keep it on for some days? Yeah, yeah, you can keep it on."}, {"start": 6737.76, "end": 6753.76, "text": " Yeah, I mean, this is like a thing you put on and perform in like 12 plus hours."}, {"start": 6753.76, "end": 6754.76, "text": " Oh, and they take it off."}, {"start": 6754.76, "end": 6755.76, "text": " Like if you're on set."}, {"start": 6755.76, "end": 6756.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6756.76, "end": 6757.76, "text": " That's a new one, right?"}, {"start": 6757.76, "end": 6760.76, "text": " Yeah, this is, well, all these, yeah, I mean, these are all clean."}, {"start": 6760.76, "end": 6762.76, "text": " These are all clean."}, {"start": 6762.76, "end": 6764.76, "text": " But with this one, you can keep it."}, {"start": 6764.76, "end": 6766.76, "text": " But this one is."}, {"start": 6766.76, "end": 6769.0, "text": " Can we rent it from the theater or will it be here?"}, {"start": 6769.0, "end": 6771.4800000000005, "text": " That would be great."}, {"start": 6771.4800000000005, "end": 6772.88, "text": " That's you."}, {"start": 6772.88, "end": 6776.360000000001, "text": " Let's try the simple one first and see how that looks."}, {"start": 6776.360000000001, "end": 6777.6, "text": " And then we'll go from there."}, {"start": 6781.4400000000005, "end": 6784.24, "text": " Yeah, so this just goes."}, {"start": 6784.24, "end": 6785.2, "text": " You want to hold?"}, {"start": 6785.2, "end": 6785.84, "text": " You can hold?"}, {"start": 6785.84, "end": 6786.64, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 6786.64, "end": 6787.14, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 6790.64, "end": 6792.12, "text": " Let me get this."}, {"start": 6792.12, "end": 6796.12, "text": " I guess it would be fun."}, {"start": 6796.12, "end": 6797.12, "text": " Fun?"}, {"start": 6797.12, "end": 6802.12, "text": " All right, Chad."}, {"start": 6802.12, "end": 6803.12, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 6803.12, "end": 6804.8, "text": " Slow it down."}, {"start": 6804.8, "end": 6808.48, "text": " What do you guys think about the new me?"}, {"start": 6808.48, "end": 6810.44, "text": " It's not awesome."}, {"start": 6810.44, "end": 6811.84, "text": " It's not style."}, {"start": 6811.84, "end": 6812.24, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 6812.24, "end": 6813.599999999999, "text": " It's going to look smoother."}, {"start": 6813.599999999999, "end": 6814.8, "text": " It's going to look smoother."}, {"start": 6814.8, "end": 6825.92, "text": " Yeah, usually you would curl it so it has texture or you can add water and that helps"}, {"start": 6825.92, "end": 6826.92, "text": " bring the curl back."}, {"start": 6826.92, "end": 6830.92, "text": " But this is without styling."}, {"start": 6830.92, "end": 6833.88, "text": " What's some poses you would recommend?"}, {"start": 6833.88, "end": 6835.88, "text": " I would do this."}, {"start": 6835.88, "end": 6838.88, "text": " I'm unsubscribing."}, {"start": 6838.88, "end": 6840.02, "text": " I'm unsubscribing."}, {"start": 6840.02, "end": 6841.52, "text": " OK, wait."}, {"start": 6841.52, "end": 6843.32, "text": " Sam, hold on."}, {"start": 6843.32, "end": 6845.96, "text": " Ted is not permanent."}, {"start": 6845.96, "end": 6846.88, "text": " It's not permanent."}, {"start": 6846.88, "end": 6847.76, "text": " Relax."}, {"start": 6847.76, "end": 6848.96, "text": " Relax, relax."}, {"start": 6848.96, "end": 6850.400000000001, "text": " OK, so how can I make this look prettier?"}, {"start": 6850.400000000001, "end": 6853.72, "text": " Because sometimes in life, you just have to,"}, {"start": 6853.72, "end": 6855.72, "text": " it's just not there yet."}, {"start": 6855.72, "end": 6857.24, "text": " You feel me?"}, {"start": 6857.24, "end": 6859.6, "text": " In, I've never had a beard this thick."}, {"start": 6859.6, "end": 6863.12, "text": " So do I have, I'm not a gas station worker."}, {"start": 6863.12, "end": 6866.12, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 6866.12, "end": 6867.32, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6867.32, "end": 6870.0199999999995, "text": " Do you comb these type of beards?"}, {"start": 6870.0199999999995, "end": 6871.5199999999995, "text": " Yeah, you can silo it."}, {"start": 6879.16, "end": 6882.84, "text": " But again, it's not, we don't have a curl in there yet."}, {"start": 6882.84, "end": 6885.5599999999995, "text": " But you would usually, like before I would even apply it,"}, {"start": 6885.5599999999995, "end": 6887.84, "text": " this was like, again, this was like quick, last minute,"}, {"start": 6887.84, "end": 6890.4, "text": " but usually you would, you could spray with water,"}, {"start": 6890.4, "end": 6892.88, "text": " bring the curl back and you have texture."}, {"start": 6892.88, "end": 6897.52, "text": " or you could get like a really skinny curling iron,"}, {"start": 6897.52, "end": 6900.400000000001, "text": " you can actually curl it, especially right here."}, {"start": 6901.28, "end": 6902.6, "text": " Then you can style it."}, {"start": 6902.6, "end": 6907.400000000001, "text": " And even like sometimes you can get some hairspray"}, {"start": 6907.400000000001, "end": 6908.7, "text": " and then work it."}, {"start": 6910.72, "end": 6911.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6911.56, "end": 6913.22, "text": " But I think, I mean,"}, {"start": 6913.22, "end": 6914.88, "text": " I think this one's gonna be really fun."}, {"start": 6914.88, "end": 6915.72, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 6915.72, "end": 6917.84, "text": " All right, so how do we feel about this one?"}, {"start": 6917.84, "end": 6921.12, "text": " Not style, nothing, no work put into it yet,"}, {"start": 6921.12, "end": 6928.32, "text": " like that um how do you guys feel about this one out of 10 one out of 10 the senate of abraham"}, {"start": 6928.32, "end": 6932.24, "text": " look at that yes very honest aid"}, {"start": 6937.04, "end": 6946.24, "text": " it really changes your face yeah it really does"}, {"start": 6946.24, "end": 6953.24, "text": " Let's say you look like a woman with a beard, huh?"}, {"start": 6953.24, "end": 6954.24, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 6954.24, "end": 6955.24, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 6955.24, "end": 6956.24, "text": " Slow it down."}, {"start": 6956.24, "end": 6959.24, "text": " Two to three years, Dexter."}, {"start": 6959.24, "end": 6961.24, "text": " You kidding?"}, {"start": 6961.24, "end": 6965.24, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 6965.24, "end": 6966.24, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 6966.24, "end": 6968.24, "text": " I do think this is a downgrade, though, chat."}, {"start": 6968.24, "end": 6971.24, "text": " I do think this is a downgrade."}, {"start": 6971.24, "end": 6974.24, "text": " I think it's because of how the beard is, though, like, you know,"}, {"start": 6974.24, "end": 6976.24, "text": " Like it's not lined up, you know"}, {"start": 6981.88, "end": 6983.88, "text": " Look bad though"}, {"start": 6985.88, "end": 6989.8, "text": " Put on a fitted cap, I don't know if I have any hats that's why I've been spamming his beanie"}, {"start": 6990.32, "end": 6992.32, "text": " Yeah, I don't know if I got none, bro"}, {"start": 6994.4, "end": 7000.12, "text": " Okay, we'll try to actual we'll try to actual, you know, we'll try to actually all right Chad, we'll take it off"}, {"start": 7004.24, "end": 7008.76, "text": " I'm giving like filler on the roof."}, {"start": 7008.76, "end": 7011.639999999999, "text": " Yeah, I think like, they're saying things."}, {"start": 7011.639999999999, "end": 7013.12, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 7013.12, "end": 7013.96, "text": " Good Lord."}, {"start": 7016.12, "end": 7017.0, "text": " Add glasses."}, {"start": 7017.0, "end": 7018.4, "text": " Wait, can I try it on with glasses?"}, {"start": 7018.4, "end": 7020.679999999999, "text": " I, my glasses?"}, {"start": 7020.679999999999, "end": 7021.8, "text": " No, no, no, I have glasses."}, {"start": 7021.8, "end": 7023.36, "text": " Oh yeah, I was like, you're gonna define it."}, {"start": 7023.36, "end": 7024.5199999999995, "text": " You put it on with glasses."}, {"start": 7024.5199999999995, "end": 7025.36, "text": " Yeah, I'm not gonna."}, {"start": 7025.36, "end": 7027.2, "text": " They look like magnifying glasses."}, {"start": 7027.2, "end": 7028.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7028.04, "end": 7028.88, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 7028.88, "end": 7031.88, "text": " I'll make sure this fits."}, {"start": 7031.88, "end": 7036.88, "text": " I'm sure this hurts."}, {"start": 7036.88, "end": 7039.88, "text": " Okay, no, I don't mean it like that."}, {"start": 7039.88, "end": 7041.88, "text": " I just mean like the thickness of the glass."}, {"start": 7041.88, "end": 7042.88, "text": " Dude, I got it."}, {"start": 7042.88, "end": 7043.88, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7043.88, "end": 7045.88, "text": " Yeah, I mean the glasses look fine."}, {"start": 7045.88, "end": 7049.88, "text": " They're, you know, they're really, were they your?"}, {"start": 7049.88, "end": 7050.88, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7050.88, "end": 7051.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7051.88, "end": 7054.88, "text": " You're making it worse."}, {"start": 7054.88, "end": 7056.88, "text": " Okay, all right."}, {"start": 7056.88, "end": 7057.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7057.88, "end": 7058.88, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 7063.88, "end": 7065.88, "text": " I mean, it's pretty thick."}, {"start": 7067.88, "end": 7068.88, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 7068.88, "end": 7073.88, "text": " Can I actually add the Abraham Lincoln with glasses real quick?"}, {"start": 7073.88, "end": 7074.88, "text": " Before we go on?"}, {"start": 7074.88, "end": 7075.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7075.88, "end": 7076.88, "text": " Yeah, before we go on."}, {"start": 7082.88, "end": 7083.88, "text": " Need shade?"}, {"start": 7083.88, "end": 7084.88, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 7084.88, "end": 7087.28, "text": " Hey, so when you came up here, did you see a sand truck?"}, {"start": 7092.08, "end": 7092.88, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 7092.88, "end": 7094.88, "text": " Did I see a sand truck?"}, {"start": 7094.88, "end": 7096.88, "text": " I think it was a truck that looked like sand."}, {"start": 7096.88, "end": 7098.88, "text": " Um, I think it was a truck."}, {"start": 7098.88, "end": 7102.88, "text": " Uh, you know, Jason, can you grab the glasses on the driver's side?"}, {"start": 7102.88, "end": 7106.88, "text": " Cup holder on the seat of my truck, please."}, {"start": 7106.88, "end": 7118.64, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 7118.64, "end": 7146.96, "text": " Oh my god dude, I'm missing a beard man."}, {"start": 7146.96, "end": 7148.88, "text": " Okay, this is the studious glasses."}, {"start": 7148.88, "end": 7150.4800000000005, "text": " This is the studious glasses."}, {"start": 7150.4800000000005, "end": 7155.4800000000005, "text": " We got, I don't know what these are, the thicker glasses."}, {"start": 7157.32, "end": 7158.32, "text": " These ones definitely don't fit."}, {"start": 7158.32, "end": 7160.64, "text": " These give like more hipster a little bit."}, {"start": 7160.64, "end": 7161.4800000000005, "text": " I don't think this."}, {"start": 7161.4800000000005, "end": 7162.4, "text": " I like this."}, {"start": 7162.4, "end": 7163.4, "text": " With the beard?"}, {"start": 7163.4, "end": 7164.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7164.24, "end": 7165.56, "text": " Chia, how do you feel about this?"}, {"start": 7169.2, "end": 7171.84, "text": " And then we got the 99 overalls."}, {"start": 7171.84, "end": 7174.96, "text": " If you got yo, who remembers the E-Mode, huh?"}, {"start": 7174.96, "end": 7204.8, "text": " No! Seriously? Gross? Wait, it's gross? Oh, I didn't stroke my beard yet."}, {"start": 7204.8, "end": 7208.2, "text": " Disgusting, okay, let's take this one back."}, {"start": 7208.2, "end": 7209.28, "text": " This is a bad feedback."}, {"start": 7217.6, "end": 7219.64, "text": " I got one yes in the chat, that's good."}, {"start": 7225.04, "end": 7225.88, "text": " Yeah, listen."}, {"start": 7225.88, "end": 7226.72, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 7226.72, "end": 7228.72, "text": " Yeah, that's not the one."}, {"start": 7228.72, "end": 7231.2, "text": " They know, they call me a crypto, bro."}, {"start": 7231.2, "end": 7232.76, "text": " That's not even how they look."}, {"start": 7232.76, "end": 7234.4800000000005, "text": " Yep, right."}, {"start": 7234.4800000000005, "end": 7235.320000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7235.320000000001, "end": 7236.540000000001, "text": " This one's very."}, {"start": 7237.540000000001, "end": 7238.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7238.38, "end": 7239.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7239.22, "end": 7241.22, "text": " And then I'll just say what I do."}, {"start": 7245.42, "end": 7246.740000000001, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 7246.740000000001, "end": 7247.580000000001, "text": " Oh my God, this is amazing."}, {"start": 7247.580000000001, "end": 7248.42, "text": " This is the best."}, {"start": 7248.42, "end": 7249.42, "text": " This is the James Martin."}, {"start": 7249.42, "end": 7250.26, "text": " Oh my God, okay."}, {"start": 7250.26, "end": 7251.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7251.1, "end": 7253.42, "text": " No, we had to put this one on."}, {"start": 7253.42, "end": 7255.46, "text": " This is the James Martin."}, {"start": 7255.46, "end": 7256.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7257.96, "end": 7260.000000000001, "text": " Okay, yeah, let's apply this one."}, {"start": 7262.14, "end": 7263.46, "text": " Yeah, right here."}, {"start": 7264.4800000000005, "end": 7282.3, "text": " That's not bad the thick one is it bad chat that's not bad, bro"}, {"start": 7282.3, "end": 7293.34, "text": " Okay, okay, she's gonna apply in the meanwhile. I'm gonna turn to TS on everybody behave if anybody is out of line"}, {"start": 7293.34, "end": 7295.66, "text": " We're going to ban TTS. You need man, right?"}, {"start": 7297.66, "end": 7298.9400000000005, "text": " They gonna send messages."}, {"start": 7298.9400000000005, "end": 7305.02, "text": " I told you how to grow a beard. You just got to eat some cat, and I'm not talking about Chinese food."}, {"start": 7307.82, "end": 7312.38, "text": " Brother, my bang that guy man. That's not how we start off."}, {"start": 7314.06, "end": 7317.74, "text": " You were making content before Aminium Man was born BTW."}, {"start": 7318.46, "end": 7320.9400000000005, "text": " The Minium Owl is not 12 years old."}, {"start": 7320.9400000000005, "end": 7321.9400000000005, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 7321.9400000000005, "end": 7322.9400000000005, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 7322.9400000000005, "end": 7327.9800000000005, "text": " We are ancient, why do you dance with feathers?"}, {"start": 7327.9800000000005, "end": 7330.06, "text": " To cover their butt quacks."}, {"start": 7330.06, "end": 7331.06, "text": " Your chat."}, {"start": 7331.06, "end": 7332.06, "text": " On God."}, {"start": 7332.06, "end": 7333.860000000001, "text": " I saw a chicken crossing the road yesterday."}, {"start": 7333.860000000001, "end": 7334.860000000001, "text": " On God."}, {"start": 7334.860000000001, "end": 7335.860000000001, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 7335.860000000001, "end": 7336.860000000001, "text": " I don't know if it was yesterday."}, {"start": 7336.860000000001, "end": 7337.860000000001, "text": " It might have been the day before."}, {"start": 7337.860000000001, "end": 7338.860000000001, "text": " I just wanted to tell you guys that."}, {"start": 7338.860000000001, "end": 7339.860000000001, "text": " Can I ask again?"}, {"start": 7339.860000000001, "end": 7340.860000000001, "text": " The current podcast is here."}, {"start": 7340.860000000001, "end": 7341.860000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7341.860000000001, "end": 7354.860000000001, "text": " I'm just going to use like, um, like seven percent alcohol just to get all the oils up in my face."}, {"start": 7354.860000000001, "end": 7355.860000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 7357.860000000001, "end": 7358.860000000001, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 7359.860000000001, "end": 7361.860000000001, "text": " So I'm just going to use like..."}, {"start": 7361.860000000001, "end": 7363.860000000001, "text": " Your agent when is that power lifting meet?"}, {"start": 7363.860000000001, "end": 7366.860000000001, "text": " Are those ads by November actually happening?"}, {"start": 7366.860000000001, "end": 7368.860000000001, "text": " You're almost 30 gang logging in."}, {"start": 7368.860000000001, "end": 7377.740000000001, "text": " You can see her talking shut up. So those are the city. Yes, I should be fine. I'm gonna ask you. I got I got beat up a little bit in the Amazon rainforest, but"}, {"start": 7379.500000000001, "end": 7384.06, "text": " That should be good. It may burn us because you just like you shaved, right?"}, {"start": 7384.9400000000005, "end": 7386.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, no, it's not a real shame."}, {"start": 7388.460000000001, "end": 7390.460000000001, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, I did."}, {"start": 7390.460000000001, "end": 7392.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7392.460000000001, "end": 7394.460000000001, "text": " You want me to take that off?"}, {"start": 7394.460000000001, "end": 7396.460000000001, "text": " What? You could take that off?"}, {"start": 7396.46, "end": 7400.46, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, I don't actually want to shave for real."}, {"start": 7400.46, "end": 7402.46, "text": " You want to shave yourself?"}, {"start": 7402.46, "end": 7403.46, "text": " Should I?"}, {"start": 7403.46, "end": 7405.46, "text": " Is it your emotional support?"}, {"start": 7405.46, "end": 7409.46, "text": " No, you saw me shave. I put this..."}, {"start": 7409.46, "end": 7410.46, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 7410.46, "end": 7411.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7411.46, "end": 7414.46, "text": " I mean, is this not shaved?"}, {"start": 7414.46, "end": 7415.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7415.46, "end": 7421.46, "text": " Oh, I thought I've been shaving."}, {"start": 7421.46, "end": 7425.46, "text": " Oh my God, I can smell it."}, {"start": 7425.46, "end": 7428.74, "text": " It's like really alcohol. Emotional support in here."}, {"start": 7446.66, "end": 7450.66, "text": " Once this comes on, you address me as President Aledine."}, {"start": 7455.46, "end": 7457.46, "text": " Do you have a lock in please?"}, {"start": 7472.46, "end": 7481.46, "text": " I have stuff I can get with you if you want to. I don't know how long I'm going to keep it on, but I can obviously stay there."}, {"start": 7481.46, "end": 7482.46, "text": " Is it hard to take off?"}, {"start": 7482.46, "end": 7483.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7483.46, "end": 7484.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7484.3, "end": 7485.14, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 7488.78, "end": 7490.34, "text": " Oh, so I feel like if I do it myself,"}, {"start": 7490.34, "end": 7491.74, "text": " would it be hard to see no?"}, {"start": 7491.74, "end": 7494.02, "text": " No, just like if I'm applying it, I would take it off."}, {"start": 7494.02, "end": 7495.86, "text": " Take it off, understood, understood."}, {"start": 7495.86, "end": 7498.5, "text": " But if you're wanting to keep it on after I'm done,"}, {"start": 7498.5, "end": 7500.42, "text": " then I'll leave everything with you."}, {"start": 7500.42, "end": 7505.42, "text": " But it's just, the remover is called isopropylmeristate."}, {"start": 7505.86, "end": 7509.14, "text": " Normally you would not use that on a piece like this"}, {"start": 7509.14, "end": 7510.78, "text": " because it would ruin it."}, {"start": 7510.78, "end": 7512.58, "text": " But if it's like a one-time thing,"}, {"start": 7513.46, "end": 7515.1, "text": " all of that with you, but it's basically like,"}, {"start": 7515.1, "end": 7518.86, "text": " I mean, I might want the beard though."}, {"start": 7518.86, "end": 7519.86, "text": " Just keep it."}, {"start": 7519.86, "end": 7521.14, "text": " Is that expensive beard?"}, {"start": 7522.74, "end": 7523.82, "text": " I'm gonna ask your,"}, {"start": 7525.58, "end": 7528.58, "text": " So how about the one, the one out,"}, {"start": 7528.58, "end": 7529.74, "text": " how about the rented beard?"}, {"start": 7529.74, "end": 7532.54, "text": " Are those like, are they more than a hundred dollars?"}, {"start": 7532.54, "end": 7535.14, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, because someone was actually like,"}, {"start": 7535.14, "end": 7536.14, "text": " making them."}, {"start": 7536.14, "end": 7537.14, "text": " That's real here?"}, {"start": 7537.14, "end": 7540.66, "text": " This, yes."}, {"start": 7540.66, "end": 7543.42, "text": " and also the one from the theater is."}, {"start": 7545.86, "end": 7548.5, "text": " Hey, Ted, you can't tell me it's fake, it's real hair."}, {"start": 7548.5, "end": 7551.5599999999995, "text": " Like, thank you for the fire, I get the sauce, appreciate it."}, {"start": 7551.5599999999995, "end": 7554.54, "text": " Thank you for it, it's not cubes, bro, lock in, man."}, {"start": 7554.54, "end": 7555.58, "text": " You wouldn't donate that."}, {"start": 7555.58, "end": 7557.58, "text": " Just because it's curly hair."}, {"start": 7557.58, "end": 7562.099999999999, "text": " Exactly, that's not my hair, look, if it's not detangled."}, {"start": 7565.139999999999, "end": 7566.42, "text": " A beard to bust down."}, {"start": 7567.62, "end": 7569.42, "text": " You guys are so judgmental, man."}, {"start": 7569.42, "end": 7572.46, "text": " Like, I don't have a beard, I'm being judged."}, {"start": 7572.46, "end": 7574.38, "text": " I'm putting on a beard, I'm being judged."}, {"start": 7574.38, "end": 7576.58, "text": " You just have to let me live my life, man."}, {"start": 7577.74, "end": 7579.9, "text": " You just have to let me live my life, bro."}, {"start": 7580.9, "end": 7583.54, "text": " It's niggas out here taking pectines"}, {"start": 7583.54, "end": 7586.78, "text": " and all type of shit, and you have a problem with my beard."}, {"start": 7586.78, "end": 7607.219999999999, "text": " Oh, peptides are like untested, unproven, human buffs, so like you would take one,"}, {"start": 7607.22, "end": 7609.22, "text": " Oh, yeah, for sure."}, {"start": 7614.22, "end": 7616.22, "text": " Not gonna do."}, {"start": 7622.22, "end": 7624.22, "text": " You wanna know?"}, {"start": 7624.22, "end": 7627.22, "text": " Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7627.22, "end": 7630.22, "text": " It was blue around there."}, {"start": 7630.22, "end": 7632.22, "text": " Oh, okay, okay."}, {"start": 7632.22, "end": 7634.22, "text": " It's my use."}, {"start": 7634.22, "end": 7636.22, "text": " Yeah, it's my use."}, {"start": 7636.22, "end": 7652.22, "text": " I'm not going to call it Duke, yeah."}, {"start": 7652.22, "end": 7657.22, "text": " Oh wow, maybe you're just so really strong."}, {"start": 7657.22, "end": 7674.16, "text": " Yo chat look at my hand bro my blister is still recovering please man I'm strong trust"}, {"start": 7674.16, "end": 7683.9800000000005, "text": " me I'm really strong I'm strong I I deadlift over 370 pounds guys you don't think I could"}, {"start": 7683.9800000000005, "end": 7685.9800000000005, "text": " open a bottle of glue?"}, {"start": 7692.9800000000005, "end": 7694.9800000000005, "text": " That glue?"}, {"start": 7694.9800000000005, "end": 7696.9800000000005, "text": " This is a spirit, Karen."}, {"start": 7697.9800000000005, "end": 7699.9800000000005, "text": " Is it gonna hurt?"}, {"start": 7700.9800000000005, "end": 7702.9800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7702.9800000000005, "end": 7704.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, nothing should hurt at all."}, {"start": 7709.9800000000005, "end": 7711.9800000000005, "text": " That was horrible."}, {"start": 7713.9800000000005, "end": 7720.9800000000005, "text": " I'm just gonna use a fan."}, {"start": 7720.9800000000005, "end": 7723.9800000000005, "text": " Can I talk?"}, {"start": 7723.9800000000005, "end": 7725.9800000000005, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 7725.9800000000005, "end": 7727.9800000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7727.9800000000005, "end": 7730.9800000000005, "text": " So I'm just gonna use a fan just to help."}, {"start": 7733.9800000000005, "end": 7734.9800000000005, "text": " Can I talk?"}, {"start": 7734.9800000000005, "end": 7735.9800000000005, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 7735.9800000000005, "end": 7736.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 7739.9800000000005, "end": 7740.9800000000005, "text": " You know what I was saying?"}, {"start": 7740.9800000000005, "end": 7744.9800000000005, "text": " I was gonna respond to a guy in the chat and then he just pissed me off so I'm not gonna say nothing."}, {"start": 7744.9800000000005, "end": 7747.9800000000005, "text": " But I'm gonna give him, if I say something, I'm giving him power."}, {"start": 7751.9800000000005, "end": 7755.9800000000005, "text": " I hope this doesn't fuck up the skin on my face because the rest of my body is cooked."}, {"start": 7757.9800000000005, "end": 7766.02, "text": " I got like rashes in the ship in the Amazon jungle yeah yeah so I went to the"}, {"start": 7766.02, "end": 7771.860000000001, "text": " Amazon and then I did some survival stuff out there I saw some jaguar sloths"}, {"start": 7771.860000000001, "end": 7777.900000000001, "text": " and yeah yeah so we were fighting off well I really fight them off all the"}, {"start": 7777.900000000001, "end": 7782.38, "text": " running most of the time we saw some snakes that's not a cat we saw a"}, {"start": 7782.38, "end": 7800.82, "text": " Boa we saw some came in yeah yeah yeah nature is beautiful fuck mosquitoes"}, {"start": 7800.82, "end": 7804.9400000000005, "text": " sometimes it's nice to get off your phone oh it's not too can that was nice"}, {"start": 7804.9400000000005, "end": 7806.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I saw all my favorite birds"}, {"start": 7811.42, "end": 7816.9400000000005, "text": " So the first one that I seen yeah, oh African great parents they're an after"}, {"start": 7818.540000000001, "end": 7820.76, "text": " And then after that maybe cockatoos"}, {"start": 7822.06, "end": 7824.06, "text": " And then maybe after that"}, {"start": 7825.14, "end": 7827.14, "text": " Macaws"}, {"start": 7827.9800000000005, "end": 7831.740000000001, "text": " I like to smell take it back take my coffee list put Ravens on the list"}, {"start": 7831.74, "end": 7834.54, "text": " I had Ravens, I had Amazon."}, {"start": 7834.54, "end": 7837.34, "text": " No, no, no, oh, sorry, that's not what you were talking about."}, {"start": 7837.34, "end": 7841.219999999999, "text": " And Amazon would be Macaws, Amazon parrots, and toucans."}, {"start": 7842.78, "end": 7843.94, "text": " You know, Footloot Bird."}, {"start": 7843.94, "end": 7847.98, "text": " We saw one toucan take a pebble of food"}, {"start": 7847.98, "end": 7849.86, "text": " and feed the other toucan."}, {"start": 7851.0599999999995, "end": 7853.66, "text": " Yeah, we saw one bull constrictor"}, {"start": 7853.66, "end": 7856.4, "text": " attack a fat rat and miss twice."}, {"start": 7857.42, "end": 7858.62, "text": " And then we captured him."}, {"start": 7859.86, "end": 7860.9, "text": " He wasn't happy."}, {"start": 7860.900000000001, "end": 7862.3, "text": " Wait, it caught a rat?"}, {"start": 7862.3, "end": 7865.500000000001, "text": " No, it attacked a rat, but it missed twice."}, {"start": 7865.500000000001, "end": 7869.3, "text": " Yeah, we saw it on the stream."}, {"start": 7869.3, "end": 7871.420000000001, "text": " And then we captured it, and then we"}, {"start": 7871.420000000001, "end": 7873.700000000001, "text": " toyed with it a little bit."}, {"start": 7873.700000000001, "end": 7875.500000000001, "text": " Let me let you get off."}, {"start": 7875.500000000001, "end": 7877.500000000001, "text": " Yeah, we did."}, {"start": 7877.500000000001, "end": 7878.740000000001, "text": " I was on the boat."}, {"start": 7878.740000000001, "end": 7880.22, "text": " I can't say I had anything to do with it,"}, {"start": 7880.22, "end": 7881.460000000001, "text": " but I was on the boat, man."}, {"start": 7881.460000000001, "end": 7883.34, "text": " So I'm in there with him."}, {"start": 7883.34, "end": 7884.420000000001, "text": " It was looking at me, man."}, {"start": 7884.420000000001, "end": 7885.780000000001, "text": " It wanted to bite me."}, {"start": 7885.78, "end": 7888.099999999999, "text": " So, as we, for all I care."}, {"start": 7892.86, "end": 7895.3, "text": " If somebody's not getting as tacky as I want it to,"}, {"start": 7895.3, "end": 7897.9, "text": " some of these, like the print adhesive."}, {"start": 7900.78, "end": 7902.38, "text": " Gonna burn or anything."}, {"start": 7902.38, "end": 7903.78, "text": " Okay, I got trustee."}, {"start": 7903.78, "end": 7905.86, "text": " Eh, you're paying, you're paying."}, {"start": 7905.86, "end": 7907.7, "text": " Hey, hey, hey, hey."}, {"start": 7907.7, "end": 7909.34, "text": " I'm not nervous at all."}, {"start": 7909.34, "end": 7916.9800000000005, "text": " You can tell she's just like get me the fuck out of here as quick as possible"}, {"start": 7921.9800000000005, "end": 7927.7, "text": " Not true, okay, I was waiting for the denial"}, {"start": 7930.7, "end": 7932.7, "text": " Why would you do that loud I wouldn't"}, {"start": 7932.7, "end": 7943.7, "text": " She has free will. She can walk out right now with this glue on my face. She's a hostage."}, {"start": 7943.7, "end": 7945.7, "text": " She's not a hostage."}, {"start": 7945.7, "end": 7950.7, "text": " It's not pinned to my ankle."}, {"start": 7950.7, "end": 7961.7, "text": " Just to clear the air, her ankle is not chained and she is free to leave."}, {"start": 7961.7, "end": 7965.3, "text": " No, she has no chains, you can hear them clacking together."}, {"start": 7965.3, "end": 7968.3, "text": " You gotta deny she don't know what I mean."}, {"start": 7968.3, "end": 7970.3, "text": " He got her chain, huh?"}, {"start": 7970.3, "end": 7972.3, "text": " How long she been there?"}, {"start": 7972.3, "end": 7974.3, "text": " You taking it off?"}, {"start": 7974.3, "end": 7975.3, "text": " They believe everything."}, {"start": 7975.3, "end": 7977.3, "text": " They believe everything you say."}, {"start": 7977.3, "end": 7979.3, "text": " If I say something, they're gonna say cat."}, {"start": 7979.3, "end": 7984.3, "text": " You could literally say like the craziest fact."}, {"start": 7984.3, "end": 7986.3, "text": " And they'd be like, wow."}, {"start": 7986.3, "end": 7987.3, "text": " True."}, {"start": 7987.3, "end": 7988.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7988.3, "end": 7990.3, "text": " Everything I would say."}, {"start": 7990.3, "end": 7995.26, "text": " I would say they believe it. No, no questions. I don't know why I don't know what's wrong with"}, {"start": 7995.26, "end": 8000.46, "text": " the culture in this community here, but this is just how we roll. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?"}, {"start": 8000.46, "end": 8020.46, "text": " It smells like a wooden house, a cabin."}, {"start": 8020.46, "end": 8028.46, "text": " This is like a lot."}, {"start": 8028.46, "end": 8032.46, "text": " Look at the child when my feet can't hit the ground."}, {"start": 8042.46, "end": 8043.46, "text": " We have food."}, {"start": 8045.46, "end": 8046.46, "text": " That's really nice."}, {"start": 8046.46, "end": 8047.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8048.46, "end": 8049.46, "text": " I had cheetos."}, {"start": 8049.46, "end": 8050.46, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8050.46, "end": 8053.46, "text": " I had cheetos in a water."}, {"start": 8053.46, "end": 8066.46, "text": " I think it was beef ribs."}, {"start": 8066.46, "end": 8067.46, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8067.46, "end": 8071.46, "text": " Yeah, I'll definitely eat that."}, {"start": 8071.46, "end": 8077.46, "text": " There's a chance Chris next door ate it all, but you know, assuming he didn't, then it was to be there."}, {"start": 8077.46, "end": 8079.46, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 8107.46, "end": 8111.46, "text": " So, why don't you go with the other blue?"}, {"start": 8111.46, "end": 8115.46, "text": " Because the spirit gun that I was using wasn't attacking me."}, {"start": 8125.46, "end": 8129.46, "text": " Are you sure you just didn't want to like flex that you could open the door up there to me?"}, {"start": 8129.46, "end": 8133.46, "text": " Um, I didn't have to get out loud, but thank you."}, {"start": 8137.46, "end": 8150.66, "text": " I've never had a beard down there before."}, {"start": 8150.66, "end": 8154.82, "text": " Do you look like anyone in your family that has a beard?"}, {"start": 8154.82, "end": 8155.82, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 8155.82, "end": 8156.82, "text": " Nobody has a beard this big."}, {"start": 8156.82, "end": 8163.1, "text": " My older brother had a beard a little bit, maybe half this size."}, {"start": 8163.1, "end": 8164.1, "text": " Your younger brother, you said?"}, {"start": 8164.1, "end": 8165.1, "text": " No, younger brother is pretty sure he's adopted."}, {"start": 8165.1, "end": 8167.1, "text": " I appreciate you doctor."}, {"start": 8167.1, "end": 8169.1, "text": " This is me."}, {"start": 8187.1, "end": 8191.1, "text": " I'm about to try a whole bunch of step backs once I put this on."}, {"start": 8191.1, "end": 8198.1, "text": " I'm about to have a plus 20 attribute boost from my contested 3-point shot."}, {"start": 8198.1, "end": 8201.1, "text": " I don't know if that hurt him."}, {"start": 8201.1, "end": 8203.1, "text": " Yeah, I just didn't want you to rip it off because of her."}, {"start": 8203.1, "end": 8205.1, "text": " That won't hurt me, though."}, {"start": 8205.1, "end": 8206.1, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 8206.1, "end": 8210.1, "text": " No, like, it was, like, you feel a little bit there."}, {"start": 8210.1, "end": 8212.1, "text": " I'll, I..."}, {"start": 8212.1, "end": 8214.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8221.1, "end": 8236.58, "text": " Let's go over here to the women in the chat."}, {"start": 8236.58, "end": 8240.82, "text": " Is it like weird when your boyfriend has a beard and you kiss him?"}, {"start": 8240.82, "end": 8243.220000000001, "text": " I feel like this would be weird."}, {"start": 8243.220000000001, "end": 8246.5, "text": " Instead of men in the chat, is it weird when you guys eat food?"}, {"start": 8246.5, "end": 8248.54, "text": " Like it's just messy, bro."}, {"start": 8248.54, "end": 8250.54, "text": " Like your beard catches everything, you know."}, {"start": 8260.54, "end": 8264.54, "text": " Mustache is worse. I didn't even think about the mustache."}, {"start": 8274.54, "end": 8276.54, "text": " How the fuck are you eating?"}, {"start": 8276.54, "end": 8282.54, "text": " I mean, let's say you want to eat, you know, some curry, goat, rice and peas, you know,"}, {"start": 8282.54, "end": 8288.460000000001, "text": " like with the naan or something like that, it's going to be a little messy, bro."}, {"start": 8288.460000000001, "end": 8293.62, "text": " Some meals are a little, I mean, not every meal is like rock and rice and chicken game."}, {"start": 8293.62, "end": 8296.86, "text": " Spaghetti, that's a good example of a messy meal."}, {"start": 8296.86, "end": 8297.86, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 8297.86, "end": 8298.86, "text": " This is the adhesive."}, {"start": 8298.86, "end": 8302.34, "text": " What is that this is that he said"}, {"start": 8309.900000000001, "end": 8311.900000000001, "text": " So what do you do during the day"}, {"start": 8314.380000000001, "end": 8316.380000000001, "text": " Like what's your job"}, {"start": 8320.58, "end": 8322.58, "text": " We have a production company"}, {"start": 8322.58, "end": 8328.82, "text": " Yeah, so sometimes, yeah, but like I usually don't opt for the makeup, I leave that for"}, {"start": 8328.82, "end": 8349.7, "text": " Davis usually, the, uh, agent Ross, I can't laugh properly without a, you gotta hit the"}, {"start": 8349.7, "end": 8351.7, "text": " a hard instead right outside we will."}, {"start": 8351.7, "end": 8355.7, "text": " I think it's after a test run."}, {"start": 8369.7, "end": 8370.7, "text": " Yeah a little bit nervous, yeah."}, {"start": 8370.7, "end": 8373.7, "text": " I've never done anything like this before, so."}, {"start": 8373.7, "end": 8375.7, "text": " I don't really know how it's going to go."}, {"start": 8379.7, "end": 8399.7, "text": " Yeah, I always wanted to go to Turkey noise impressions too high you guys can't hear me"}, {"start": 8399.7, "end": 8404.58, "text": " I don't even know how to turn I didn't know we had to know his compression"}, {"start": 8411.140000000001, "end": 8413.220000000001, "text": " Be good, all right, I'm gonna play TTS"}, {"start": 8420.1, "end": 8428.08, "text": " What the fuck happened to coin flips we stopped doing it, bro, I got lazy man like I literally kept like I got real lazy"}, {"start": 8428.08, "end": 8429.08, "text": " I'm not explaining it."}, {"start": 8438.08, "end": 8439.08, "text": " You sent a dollar to say Duke?"}, {"start": 8446.08, "end": 8447.08, "text": " When you start to your family,"}, {"start": 8454.08, "end": 8455.08, "text": " you can have my name here."}, {"start": 8458.08, "end": 8471.2, "text": " We need to get into the decoy for a day at some point I freeze up it's easy to talk from"}, {"start": 8471.2, "end": 8483.92, "text": " behind a camera check your agent love the content can you shout out my wife CC"}, {"start": 8483.92, "end": 8487.72, "text": " Set out your wife, bro."}, {"start": 8487.72, "end": 8489.72, "text": " Set out CC."}, {"start": 8489.72, "end": 8491.72, "text": " She's my favorite character, new girl."}, {"start": 8509.04, "end": 8511.84, "text": " I can take off the hat too, can you?"}, {"start": 8511.84, "end": 8513.84, "text": " Yeah, I just keep my hair back."}, {"start": 8513.84, "end": 8515.84, "text": " Yeah, it's not bothering me."}, {"start": 8520.84, "end": 8527.84, "text": " Hey, stop calling me Agent Bin Laden, bro. I told you to call me Aladdin. President Aladdin, please."}, {"start": 8533.84, "end": 8538.84, "text": " Hey, neat and dim. I have been watching this stream with my toddler since they were a baby."}, {"start": 8538.84, "end": 8545.84, "text": " Baby, today she walked into the room cause she heard your voice, saw your beard and left in tears."}, {"start": 8545.84, "end": 8547.84, "text": " Who better man?"}, {"start": 8547.84, "end": 8551.84, "text": " That's a fake story, you don't even have a daughter, gang. Why do you lie?"}, {"start": 8551.84, "end": 8558.84, "text": " Being black just wasn't enough, huh? You had to take it a step further and guarantee you always get stopped at the airport now."}, {"start": 8558.84, "end": 8560.84, "text": " You're so pretty."}, {"start": 8560.84, "end": 8562.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8562.84, "end": 8565.84, "text": " I can stop anyway, man."}, {"start": 8568.84, "end": 8570.72, "text": " You know I get brought in for a sec."}, {"start": 8570.72, "end": 8572.72, "text": " You know what I get brought in for a secondary questioning"}, {"start": 8572.72, "end": 8574.56, "text": " every time I come back into the U.S."}, {"start": 8574.56, "end": 8578.04, "text": " because there's a guy with my last name that's on the run."}, {"start": 8578.04, "end": 8579.16, "text": " You know that?"}, {"start": 8580.12, "end": 8583.6, "text": " And the only reason I know that is because one of y'all"}, {"start": 8583.6, "end": 8587.4, "text": " was the customs agent, not the last time,"}, {"start": 8587.4, "end": 8588.92, "text": " one of the last time that I was coming back,"}, {"start": 8588.92, "end": 8591.0, "text": " he's like, ooh, sorry, dude."}, {"start": 8591.0, "end": 8594.28, "text": " I got a, you know, saying we got a, I was like, really?"}, {"start": 8594.28, "end": 8595.48, "text": " And he explained to me,"}, {"start": 8595.48, "end": 8597.0, "text": " because nobody else was explaining to me"}, {"start": 8597.0, "end": 8598.92, "text": " why I kept getting brought in."}, {"start": 8598.92, "end": 8603.92, "text": " So, you know, this is not gonna help."}, {"start": 8609.4, "end": 8611.0, "text": " Sorry, bro, it's you."}, {"start": 8613.56, "end": 8615.2, "text": " I can't smile with a beard."}, {"start": 8618.68, "end": 8621.74, "text": " We might do a target run and chat,"}, {"start": 8621.74, "end": 8623.08, "text": " or a pop-eye or something."}, {"start": 8627.0, "end": 8637.6, "text": " I gotta see what you know what the outside world thinks of this thinks it is beer. I feel like it's gonna be upgrade"}, {"start": 8637.6, "end": 8640.52, "text": " I think I get plus one points to attractiveness"}, {"start": 8644.28, "end": 8650.12, "text": " You know guy in fire they can't fire our customs guys are already low. They're low on the count can't fire them"}, {"start": 8650.8, "end": 8652.8, "text": " The line up started getting crazy"}, {"start": 8652.8, "end": 8664.8, "text": " I just saved up my first $10,000 should I start investing in the S&P 500 or should I start trading stocks?"}, {"start": 8664.8, "end": 8667.8, "text": " Just do whatever warm buff it does, man."}, {"start": 8667.8, "end": 8670.8, "text": " Dude, no, don't sit in on prostitutes. Do what warm buff it does."}, {"start": 8670.8, "end": 8672.8, "text": " The niggas pulling his money out and he's sitting on cash right now."}, {"start": 8672.8, "end": 8677.8, "text": " I wonder why. I wonder why. I'm curious why."}, {"start": 8677.8, "end": 8683.56, "text": " How would you even spend 10 bands on a process game?"}, {"start": 8683.56, "end": 8684.56, "text": " It can't be that expensive."}, {"start": 8694.359999999999, "end": 8695.599999999999, "text": " Don't even invest."}, {"start": 8695.599999999999, "end": 8697.759999999998, "text": " Just keep it."}, {"start": 8697.759999999998, "end": 8699.8, "text": " Because you might lose it all investing."}, {"start": 8699.8, "end": 8702.08, "text": " It's like everything is peaking right now, gang."}, {"start": 8702.08, "end": 8703.439999999999, "text": " I won't put no money in."}, {"start": 8703.439999999999, "end": 8704.279999999999, "text": " And you can trust me."}, {"start": 8704.279999999999, "end": 8706.08, "text": " I have a beard, I know what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 8707.8, "end": 8725.24, "text": " Yeah, no, I'm a little scared, I don't know why."}, {"start": 8725.24, "end": 8727.24, "text": " Do you sense it?"}, {"start": 8727.24, "end": 8728.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8728.24, "end": 8735.359999999999, "text": " No, no, I think I might have expected that."}, {"start": 8735.36, "end": 8739.52, "text": " It's not even like, why not think of James Harden?"}, {"start": 8739.52, "end": 8740.84, "text": " When I think of a thick beard,"}, {"start": 8740.84, "end": 8743.2, "text": " I just think of Step Back Threes."}, {"start": 8751.84, "end": 8755.04, "text": " They just aren't, they didn't eat."}, {"start": 8756.68, "end": 8758.6, "text": " He was on the other side."}, {"start": 8758.6, "end": 8760.720000000001, "text": " They made me hot."}, {"start": 8760.72, "end": 8767.72, "text": " You know, you came on a bad day, usually there are snacks in the kitchen, it gets a little harder than that."}, {"start": 8767.72, "end": 8769.72, "text": " You had puffs?"}, {"start": 8769.72, "end": 8771.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8773.72, "end": 8775.72, "text": " I'm gonna be a fighter."}, {"start": 8775.72, "end": 8778.72, "text": " You had a cheat of puffs?"}, {"start": 8778.72, "end": 8780.72, "text": " Yeah, I did a crunchy."}, {"start": 8780.72, "end": 8782.72, "text": " That's worse."}, {"start": 8782.72, "end": 8783.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8783.72, "end": 8786.72, "text": " You had generic crunchy, like the skinny ones?"}, {"start": 8786.72, "end": 8788.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8790.72, "end": 8797.72, "text": " Chake agent OO, what are you crack me in a pocky?"}, {"start": 8803.32, "end": 8806.32, "text": " Santa can I get a S, I'm not Santa."}, {"start": 8806.32, "end": 8809.32, "text": " You gotta know Santa."}, {"start": 8809.32, "end": 8816.32, "text": " Hey agent, are you still hosting the equality for women rally next week?"}, {"start": 8820.72, "end": 8833.92, "text": " You call me a real baddie gay?"}, {"start": 8833.92, "end": 8844.119999999999, "text": " Thank you for saying it."}, {"start": 8844.12, "end": 8850.12, "text": " Whatever beer makes you feel the most beautiful, stunning, and gorgeous is the one you should choose."}, {"start": 8855.12, "end": 8858.12, "text": " Stop talking to me, alright. I love Dr. Marnie's office game."}, {"start": 8858.12, "end": 8862.12, "text": " We're good, bro. It's just a beer install. It's not that serious."}, {"start": 8862.12, "end": 8866.12, "text": " Holy shit, you're so socially awkward. It pains me to watch."}, {"start": 8866.12, "end": 8869.12, "text": " I'm not socially awkward."}, {"start": 8869.12, "end": 8871.12, "text": " I feel like I'm being normal."}, {"start": 8871.12, "end": 8874.12, "text": " If anybody be a sociographer is y'all."}, {"start": 8878.12, "end": 8881.12, "text": " The IVU congratulated her on his new teeth."}, {"start": 8881.12, "end": 8883.12, "text": " He just got them today."}, {"start": 8883.12, "end": 8885.12, "text": " Kat, you got veneers?"}, {"start": 8885.12, "end": 8888.12, "text": " He's getting money."}, {"start": 8888.12, "end": 8892.12, "text": " That nigga's getting money."}, {"start": 8892.12, "end": 8894.12, "text": " Hey, meet and din."}, {"start": 8894.12, "end": 8898.12, "text": " I have been watching this stream with my toddler since they were a baby."}, {"start": 8898.12, "end": 8900.12, "text": " Today she walked into the room called"}, {"start": 8900.12, "end": 8900.78, "text": " Bill Joe"}, {"start": 8900.78, "end": 8901.880000000001, "text": " She heard your voice"}, {"start": 8901.880000000001, "end": 8904.380000000001, "text": " Saw your beard and left in tears"}, {"start": 8904.380000000001, "end": 8905.880000000001, "text": " You better man"}, {"start": 8910.54, "end": 8913.04, "text": " You are getting banned at all airports"}, {"start": 8916.44, "end": 8917.720000000001, "text": " Can you face some people when she's done?"}, {"start": 8917.720000000001, "end": 8918.92, "text": " Oh my god it's a banger"}, {"start": 8919.720000000001, "end": 8921.220000000001, "text": " That's a banger bro"}, {"start": 8921.22, "end": 8930.539999999999, "text": " Yo agent I've been watching for almost two years you're the youtuber who showed me twitch"}, {"start": 8930.539999999999, "end": 8935.74, "text": " I have 500k channel points can you please unbend me in twitch chats."}, {"start": 8935.74, "end": 8938.58, "text": " Yo Mars go see what he said man."}, {"start": 8938.58, "end": 8941.06, "text": " Go see what he said."}, {"start": 8941.06, "end": 8943.539999999999, "text": " Is it me or is the lighting a bit dim?"}, {"start": 8943.539999999999, "end": 8945.779999999999, "text": " Can we brighten double over?"}, {"start": 8945.78, "end": 8948.78, "text": " I mean, I could turn up the ISL when I'm in music."}, {"start": 8950.78, "end": 8954.78, "text": " We're renting beers now in the big 2026, not gonna lie,"}, {"start": 8954.78, "end": 8957.78, "text": " agent, you smartly trend on the way long."}, {"start": 8957.78, "end": 8960.78, "text": " Yeah, yeah, but I'm about to sell out beers, renting business."}, {"start": 8960.78, "end": 8963.78, "text": " Anybody unlimited on facial hair, tap in, man."}, {"start": 8963.78, "end": 8965.78, "text": " Don't let that stop you."}, {"start": 8965.78, "end": 8968.78, "text": " Agent, how does it feel older than Google?"}, {"start": 8968.78, "end": 8970.78, "text": " I'm not older than Google."}, {"start": 8970.78, "end": 8972.78, "text": " Google been around since the 90s."}, {"start": 8972.78, "end": 8975.78, "text": " I think I've been around since the 90s."}, {"start": 8975.78, "end": 8979.78, "text": " I was a Google creator."}, {"start": 8979.78, "end": 8981.78, "text": " Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 8981.78, "end": 8986.78, "text": " That's cat. That's cat. That's cat."}, {"start": 8986.78, "end": 8989.78, "text": " That's cat. I'm older than Google?"}, {"start": 8989.78, "end": 8993.78, "text": " Ho ho ho ho ho. Hold on, how about Apple?"}, {"start": 8993.78, "end": 8995.78, "text": " Ha ha ha ha. At least old fucks."}, {"start": 8995.78, "end": 8999.78, "text": " 1976."}, {"start": 8999.78, "end": 9001.78, "text": " Damn, I predate Google."}, {"start": 9001.78, "end": 9003.02, "text": " Respect me, Jack."}, {"start": 9003.02, "end": 9003.86, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 9005.18, "end": 9006.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9006.52, "end": 9007.36, "text": " Hey, Davis."}, {"start": 9009.86, "end": 9010.7, "text": " How you doing, Davis?"}, {"start": 9010.7, "end": 9011.86, "text": " This is my friend, Davis."}, {"start": 9013.980000000001, "end": 9015.54, "text": " He's my masseuse, too."}, {"start": 9021.300000000001, "end": 9022.94, "text": " So today I'm installing a beard."}, {"start": 9022.94, "end": 9024.54, "text": " I'm getting ready for 30, Davis."}, {"start": 9024.54, "end": 9028.460000000001, "text": " And one of the things I don't have yet, I haven't, you know,"}, {"start": 9028.460000000001, "end": 9030.900000000001, "text": " did you just get the goosebumps?"}, {"start": 9030.9, "end": 9032.9, "text": " You tried to do you know"}, {"start": 9034.34, "end": 9039.44, "text": " I'm telling you bro, you're about to be the biggest of the three in the zero"}, {"start": 9039.44, "end": 9043.619999999999, "text": " Oh, did you just get the shares? Did you walk in here and get the shippers? Why have that effect on you?"}, {"start": 9043.619999999999, "end": 9047.06, "text": " Well, they just the number 30 had that effect on me, bro. Oh"}, {"start": 9047.66, "end": 9049.66, "text": " You got the egg. Yeah, I got the egg"}, {"start": 9051.539999999999, "end": 9056.92, "text": " Oh, I can't be given if I'm giving me an X. Hold on. That's not bad check. It's not bad"}, {"start": 9060.9, "end": 9067.9, "text": " I don't like those I don't like those judgements eyes go lock in 30 30 and try"}, {"start": 9067.9, "end": 9072.619999999999, "text": " Yeah, but it's not bro. It's not like"}, {"start": 9072.619999999999, "end": 9076.619999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9076.619999999999, "end": 9082.539999999999, "text": " So they know big day. It is a no big day, man. What are we doing that? Ain't no big day."}, {"start": 9082.539999999999, "end": 9086.859999999999, "text": " I'm doing the same thing. I always do. Oh, the rappers play that day. I'm watching my"}, {"start": 9086.86, "end": 9088.26, "text": " I'm gonna wrap this game."}, {"start": 9088.26, "end": 9091.5, "text": " You're gonna bring in the new decade by watching."}, {"start": 9091.5, "end": 9094.86, "text": " The Raptors win in home court, game three, NBA playoffs, baby."}, {"start": 9094.86, "end": 9095.7, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9100.66, "end": 9101.86, "text": " Did you see that neck of yours coming through?"}, {"start": 9101.86, "end": 9103.42, "text": " This is my beard, little bit in your beard."}, {"start": 9103.42, "end": 9104.26, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 9104.26, "end": 9105.7, "text": " Yeah, you might need Tati's help."}, {"start": 9105.7, "end": 9107.7, "text": " No, no, I'm not a guy, I'm not a guy with no goatee."}, {"start": 9107.7, "end": 9109.980000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, you gotta fill that in."}, {"start": 9109.980000000001, "end": 9111.300000000001, "text": " We got some here for you."}, {"start": 9111.300000000001, "end": 9112.140000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9112.140000000001, "end": 9112.980000000001, "text": " We got some here."}, {"start": 9112.980000000001, "end": 9113.82, "text": " We got some here."}, {"start": 9113.82, "end": 9116.060000000001, "text": " It looks just like that, though."}, {"start": 9116.06, "end": 9120.019999999999, "text": " I mean, you got to experiment in your 20s."}, {"start": 9120.019999999999, "end": 9121.74, "text": " That's what I always said."}, {"start": 9121.74, "end": 9123.74, "text": " Because you can't be doing that experiment."}, {"start": 9123.74, "end": 9126.26, "text": " In your 30s, it's tougher to experiment, you know?"}, {"start": 9126.26, "end": 9132.14, "text": " You got homes and assets and cars and mortgages."}, {"start": 9132.14, "end": 9137.42, "text": " Degrees and, you know, you got things to take care of."}, {"start": 9137.42, "end": 9140.46, "text": " Kind of like a bomb, like, do the booboo booboo booboo, right?"}, {"start": 9140.46, "end": 9141.42, "text": " Why do you do it?"}, {"start": 9141.42, "end": 9143.98, "text": " Booboo booboo, ah, get the whole stuff with the holy."}, {"start": 9143.98, "end": 9145.859999999999, "text": " You know, that should be the thing."}, {"start": 9145.86, "end": 9147.86, "text": " Well, I've got to be both of that"}, {"start": 9152.54, "end": 9154.54, "text": " I'll talk to you that take my the bronze story"}, {"start": 9155.66, "end": 9157.66, "text": " Okay, so I"}, {"start": 9157.66, "end": 9162.26, "text": " Mean the brown one same building's brawni's birthday party right and I was drinking hella diet coax"}, {"start": 9162.26, "end": 9167.720000000001, "text": " I don't drink and I had went to the bathroom because I like oh shit. I gotta take a piss now"}, {"start": 9167.980000000001, "end": 9171.66, "text": " So I went to the bathroom, you know, I did my thing and I turned around so"}, {"start": 9172.58, "end": 9174.58, "text": " You skipping I'll try to skip"}, {"start": 9174.58, "end": 9180.58, "text": " And, and so I had turned around to go to sink and that it was two sinks and it's two urinals."}, {"start": 9180.58, "end": 9182.58, "text": " So I turned around, only one of the sinks was working."}, {"start": 9182.58, "end": 9187.58, "text": " So at the same time I'm finishing up, the guy next to me is finishing up and I go look at him."}, {"start": 9187.58, "end": 9194.58, "text": " But I got to look at him like this, because he's six foot eight, six foot nine, LeBron James."}, {"start": 9194.58, "end": 9195.58, "text": " I look him in his eyes."}, {"start": 9195.58, "end": 9196.58, "text": " You know what he says to me?"}, {"start": 9196.58, "end": 9198.58, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 9198.58, "end": 9202.58, "text": " I'm like LeBron, you want, you want me to go ahead?"}, {"start": 9202.58, "end": 9203.58, "text": " I'll be honest with you."}, {"start": 9203.58, "end": 9208.5, "text": " I froze in that moment and I didn't say anything and I didn't go anywhere so"}, {"start": 9208.5, "end": 9213.539999999999, "text": " after like two seconds he just went and washed his hands. And I thought like dude"}, {"start": 9213.539999999999, "end": 9217.7, "text": " I pissed beside LeBron and I was such a little awareness I didn't realize he was in the bathroom."}, {"start": 9217.7, "end": 9222.06, "text": " I got a better LeBron. So where was this? Hold on she hasn't reacted to mine yet."}, {"start": 9222.06, "end": 9228.86, "text": " It was it was in like Beverly Hills. Yeah. You want to hear a better LeBron?"}, {"start": 9228.86, "end": 9229.7, "text": " Hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 9229.7, "end": 9230.52, "text": " Pretty cool, huh?"}, {"start": 9230.52, "end": 9231.36, "text": " Pretty cool."}, {"start": 9231.36, "end": 9232.2, "text": " You wanna hear a better LeBron, sir?"}, {"start": 9232.2, "end": 9233.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9233.04, "end": 9234.36, "text": " Okay, so it was last year."}, {"start": 9234.36, "end": 9235.2, "text": " I don't think I can talk that."}, {"start": 9235.2, "end": 9236.6, "text": " Yeah, no, you can't talk, you can't talk"}, {"start": 9236.6, "end": 9237.44, "text": " peeing with LeBron."}, {"start": 9237.44, "end": 9238.6, "text": " You peeing with LeBron?"}, {"start": 9238.6, "end": 9239.44, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 9239.44, "end": 9242.1, "text": " Yeah, if he's like, yeah, come on."}, {"start": 9242.1, "end": 9246.44, "text": " Yeah, so last year I was in New York, right?"}, {"start": 9246.44, "end": 9249.2, "text": " And I was outside of this place"}, {"start": 9249.2, "end": 9251.0, "text": " like where LeBron was leaving."}, {"start": 9251.0, "end": 9252.140000000001, "text": " And I was posted up."}, {"start": 9253.480000000001, "end": 9254.68, "text": " I was like, he's coming out, I was like,"}, {"start": 9254.68, "end": 9256.480000000001, "text": " yo, Bron, how you doing?"}, {"start": 9256.480000000001, "end": 9257.76, "text": " David's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 9257.76, "end": 9259.76, "text": " So that's a music."}, {"start": 9259.76, "end": 9263.72, "text": " And that moment in time, somebody snaps, snaps, snaps,"}, {"start": 9263.72, "end": 9265.16, "text": " got a picture."}, {"start": 9265.16, "end": 9268.48, "text": " And I got a legendary picture."}, {"start": 9268.48, "end": 9270.36, "text": " That's not a bad story."}, {"start": 9270.36, "end": 9272.0, "text": " You dap LeBron, I peep with LeBron."}, {"start": 9272.0, "end": 9273.28, "text": " We feel more intimate."}, {"start": 9273.28, "end": 9274.48, "text": " But I didn't freeze."}, {"start": 9274.48, "end": 9275.76, "text": " I didn't freeze."}, {"start": 9275.76, "end": 9277.76, "text": " I mean, again, because he didn't catch you by surprise."}, {"start": 9277.76, "end": 9278.56, "text": " He was glancing at him."}, {"start": 9278.56, "end": 9279.56, "text": " He was looking for him."}, {"start": 9279.56, "end": 9280.64, "text": " He caught me by surprise."}, {"start": 9280.64, "end": 9284.4, "text": " Imagine not knowing LeBron was next to you, you know?"}, {"start": 9284.4, "end": 9285.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9285.56, "end": 9287.64, "text": " That's like being in the presence of Putin"}, {"start": 9287.64, "end": 9288.48, "text": " and not miller."}, {"start": 9288.48, "end": 9289.48, "text": " Tell me, he used to work in ties."}, {"start": 9289.48, "end": 9290.32, "text": " He said, I don't want to train."}, {"start": 9290.32, "end": 9291.16, "text": " He said, no, I should lose."}, {"start": 9291.16, "end": 9291.98, "text": " I'm not used to do that."}, {"start": 9291.98, "end": 9294.16, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9294.16, "end": 9295.16, "text": " Cause I might want to go to Russia."}, {"start": 9295.16, "end": 9296.16, "text": " I want him to fuck me."}, {"start": 9297.92, "end": 9299.279999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9299.279999999999, "end": 9300.92, "text": " All right, you had a good start too, Davis."}, {"start": 9300.92, "end": 9301.76, "text": " I thank you."}, {"start": 9301.76, "end": 9302.599999999999, "text": " I thought I was really good too."}, {"start": 9302.599999999999, "end": 9304.0, "text": " I think my turn would probably be a little better"}, {"start": 9304.0, "end": 9306.4, "text": " cause I didn't freeze up, you know?"}, {"start": 9306.4, "end": 9308.039999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9308.039999999999, "end": 9309.039999999999, "text": " No, I feel you."}, {"start": 9309.039999999999, "end": 9311.119999999999, "text": " Next time we need a massage, let me know, right?"}, {"start": 9311.119999999999, "end": 9312.359999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9312.359999999999, "end": 9313.199999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9314.48, "end": 9316.16, "text": " Great, Karelia, I have a question."}, {"start": 9316.16, "end": 9318.16, "text": " Oh yeah, I'm missing house and size there, please."}, {"start": 9318.16, "end": 9319.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9319.0, "end": 9320.6, "text": " Yeah, he's dead ass, get a bed and size."}, {"start": 9320.6, "end": 9321.44, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 9321.44, "end": 9323.16, "text": " I literally live here just to give him a bed."}, {"start": 9323.16, "end": 9325.44, "text": " Oh no, not just here."}, {"start": 9325.44, "end": 9327.16, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 9327.16, "end": 9330.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, you could, is it, like, is it, uh,"}, {"start": 9330.039999999999, "end": 9330.88, "text": " is it making it harder?"}, {"start": 9330.88, "end": 9331.96, "text": " It is making it a little bit harder,"}, {"start": 9331.96, "end": 9332.8, "text": " and not just for me."}, {"start": 9332.8, "end": 9333.64, "text": " No, not you, not you."}, {"start": 9333.64, "end": 9334.48, "text": " That's funny."}, {"start": 9334.48, "end": 9335.64, "text": " Yeah, like, is it making it challenging"}, {"start": 9335.64, "end": 9337.039999999999, "text": " to put my beard on?"}, {"start": 9337.039999999999, "end": 9337.88, "text": " Oh, maybe it's challenging."}, {"start": 9337.88, "end": 9338.72, "text": " I can do this later."}, {"start": 9338.72, "end": 9339.56, "text": " Okay, yeah, we could go like,"}, {"start": 9339.56, "end": 9341.28, "text": " I'm gonna have a stand-by for 24 seconds."}, {"start": 9341.28, "end": 9342.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, 24 seconds."}, {"start": 9342.119999999999, "end": 9342.96, "text": " 24 seven."}, {"start": 9342.96, "end": 9343.8, "text": " 24 seven."}, {"start": 9343.8, "end": 9344.64, "text": " Dang, dang."}, {"start": 9344.64, "end": 9348.64, "text": " I don't know if I'm behaving like that, but sometimes you're right."}, {"start": 9348.64, "end": 9349.64, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 9349.64, "end": 9351.64, "text": " The more the tissue massages."}, {"start": 9351.64, "end": 9354.64, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, the sports massages."}, {"start": 9354.64, "end": 9355.64, "text": " Oh, that's hurt."}, {"start": 9355.64, "end": 9357.64, "text": " Yeah, but they feel something."}, {"start": 9357.64, "end": 9358.64, "text": " Yeah, it's facts."}, {"start": 9358.64, "end": 9360.64, "text": " You're a ball knower."}, {"start": 9360.64, "end": 9361.64, "text": " That's amazing."}, {"start": 9361.64, "end": 9367.64, "text": " Don't get hold of this, it's not what it is."}, {"start": 9367.64, "end": 9370.64, "text": " I'm about to hook up to this and we'll see if I can talk about better."}, {"start": 9370.64, "end": 9373.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9373.64, "end": 9387.119999999999, "text": " Are you feeling looking pretty good?"}, {"start": 9387.119999999999, "end": 9388.119999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9388.119999999999, "end": 9393.119999999999, "text": " I got my beard in my mouth."}, {"start": 9393.119999999999, "end": 9394.119999999999, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 9394.119999999999, "end": 9402.119999999999, "text": " You've watched the movie, The Dictator?"}, {"start": 9402.12, "end": 9407.12, "text": " What generation are you?"}, {"start": 9407.12, "end": 9409.12, "text": " I'm Daniel."}, {"start": 9409.12, "end": 9411.12, "text": " You didn't want to speak to him?"}, {"start": 9411.12, "end": 9413.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9413.12, "end": 9416.12, "text": " Like that shot."}, {"start": 9416.12, "end": 9418.12, "text": " Oh, you're familiar."}, {"start": 9418.12, "end": 9420.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9420.12, "end": 9424.12, "text": " He's telling me."}, {"start": 9424.12, "end": 9426.12, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 9426.12, "end": 9428.12, "text": " Someone give me my revolver, man."}, {"start": 9428.12, "end": 9430.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9437.12, "end": 9441.900000000001, "text": " Can I borrow the beard on Saturday, it's not a community beard. The other one was a rental. It's not a wrench"}, {"start": 9444.52, "end": 9446.52, "text": " Yeah, well, I would even want my beard man"}, {"start": 9448.300000000001, "end": 9450.300000000001, "text": " So far so good check good progress"}, {"start": 9451.54, "end": 9455.800000000001, "text": " When I when I pull my hair forward a little bit, I'm telling you I'm like, oh shit"}, {"start": 9458.12, "end": 9465.12, "text": " Yeah, my headline can't go any further back."}, {"start": 9465.12, "end": 9468.12, "text": " Yeah, and it's okay if it's on your back."}, {"start": 9468.12, "end": 9470.12, "text": " I'm not, I mean, it's not that serious."}, {"start": 9470.12, "end": 9471.12, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes."}, {"start": 9471.12, "end": 9473.12, "text": " So we're not gonna do that."}, {"start": 9473.12, "end": 9475.12, "text": " Thank you for considering my headline."}, {"start": 9475.12, "end": 9476.12, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 9476.12, "end": 9477.12, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 9477.12, "end": 9478.12, "text": " You're in second place."}, {"start": 9478.12, "end": 9485.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9485.12, "end": 9488.12, "text": " So how do you learn and do this stuff?"}, {"start": 9488.12, "end": 9492.12, "text": " Sometimes you learn on a job."}, {"start": 9492.12, "end": 9503.12, "text": " You just have to stop and also you're like a professional."}, {"start": 9503.12, "end": 9504.12, "text": " Like YouTube?"}, {"start": 9504.12, "end": 9506.12, "text": " No, like professional."}, {"start": 9506.12, "end": 9507.12, "text": " Like working artists."}, {"start": 9507.12, "end": 9508.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9508.12, "end": 9513.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9513.12, "end": 9519.12, "text": " Agent gets a beard before GTA 6."}, {"start": 9523.12, "end": 9526.12, "text": " Duke Dennis's nice facial hair too."}, {"start": 9527.12, "end": 9529.12, "text": " I mean, you're not wrong."}, {"start": 9533.12, "end": 9539.12, "text": " Can you please add a new hairline for him so he can cover the big ass cinema looking forehead?"}, {"start": 9539.12, "end": 9541.12, "text": " Love you Dindin."}, {"start": 9541.12, "end": 9542.12, "text": " Thank you, love you too."}, {"start": 9543.12, "end": 9548.12, "text": " No, I just ignore that. He's not saying anything."}, {"start": 9548.12, "end": 9556.78, "text": " Hi. I just saved up my first $10,000. Should I start investing in the S&P 500 or should"}, {"start": 9556.78, "end": 9561.380000000001, "text": " I start trading stocks? Or just spend everything on prostitutes?"}, {"start": 9561.380000000001, "end": 9566.78, "text": " Looks like you AIDS! Hold on! I'm a liar, AIDS! Hell no!"}, {"start": 9566.78, "end": 9570.86, "text": " Cash for tell watching you while doing coke. You are done, buddy."}, {"start": 9570.86, "end": 9573.86, "text": " I think it's making political FBI jokes here."}, {"start": 9573.86, "end": 9576.86, "text": " How old is my audience, bro?"}, {"start": 9576.86, "end": 9579.86, "text": " This one. God damn."}, {"start": 9579.86, "end": 9582.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9582.86, "end": 9586.86, "text": " You know, we're making cash for tell jokes in here."}, {"start": 9586.86, "end": 9590.86, "text": " Lock in, chat. Somebody say something young."}, {"start": 9590.86, "end": 9597.86, "text": " Hey, what made you want to go to Guyana?"}, {"start": 9597.86, "end": 9599.86, "text": " That's what the rainforest is."}, {"start": 9599.86, "end": 9601.86, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9601.86, "end": 9603.86, "text": " Oh, yeah, it was so fun."}, {"start": 9603.86, "end": 9605.86, "text": " It was, let me tell you a story."}, {"start": 9605.86, "end": 9607.86, "text": " It was 444 a.m."}, {"start": 9607.86, "end": 9609.86, "text": " I just built my shelter."}, {"start": 9609.86, "end": 9611.86, "text": " My fire is going finally."}, {"start": 9611.86, "end": 9612.86, "text": " You know, I'm alone."}, {"start": 9612.86, "end": 9613.86, "text": " I'm alone in the forest."}, {"start": 9613.86, "end": 9615.86, "text": " It's really scary."}, {"start": 9615.86, "end": 9619.86, "text": " And I finally laid down after having a bunch of scares because,"}, {"start": 9619.86, "end": 9621.86, "text": " you know, you hear sounds and you don't know what it is."}, {"start": 9621.86, "end": 9622.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9622.86, "end": 9624.86, "text": " And I finally get some rest."}, {"start": 9624.86, "end": 9626.86, "text": " And I finally get some rest."}, {"start": 9626.86, "end": 9633.5, "text": " And I finally get some rest lay down on my bed. It's not that comfortable. Very small and"}, {"start": 9635.140000000001, "end": 9640.54, "text": " Here's some howl monkeys. So these howl monkeys come in packs of like six to eighteen. Are they dangerous?"}, {"start": 9640.78, "end": 9645.2, "text": " I'm not sure if they're dangerous, but they're loud as fuck and they started howling"}, {"start": 9647.62, "end": 9650.78, "text": " They're sure to howling and they were having a howl off and"}, {"start": 9651.980000000001, "end": 9655.42, "text": " I didn't know it wasn't time. So I thought it was like dangerous pigs"}, {"start": 9655.42, "end": 9658.42, "text": " They got these really dangerous pigs."}, {"start": 9658.42, "end": 9660.42, "text": " And I was spooked."}, {"start": 9660.42, "end": 9664.42, "text": " I thought I was going to have to fight 200 pigs in my life."}, {"start": 9664.42, "end": 9669.42, "text": " And the whole time, it was just some hell of monkeys having a grand time at 4 a.m."}, {"start": 9669.42, "end": 9672.42, "text": " Look what the fuck were they thinking, you know?"}, {"start": 9672.42, "end": 9679.42, "text": " You know what we're trying to sleep over here."}, {"start": 9679.42, "end": 9682.42, "text": " Are they, wait, did you say they were dangerous or?"}, {"start": 9682.42, "end": 9687.42, "text": " I actually don't know if they're dangerous. They didn't come down from the streets."}, {"start": 9687.42, "end": 9688.42, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 9688.42, "end": 9689.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9689.42, "end": 9694.42, "text": " But I don't think they're aggro. There are some monkeys that are aggro, but they're not aggro."}, {"start": 9694.42, "end": 9695.42, "text": " Progressive, yeah, aggressive."}, {"start": 9695.42, "end": 9697.42, "text": " That's like a game in terms of..."}, {"start": 9697.42, "end": 9698.42, "text": " Game in terms of..."}, {"start": 9698.42, "end": 9699.42, "text": " You know you don't play any games on this game."}, {"start": 9699.42, "end": 9700.42, "text": " I play games."}, {"start": 9700.42, "end": 9702.42, "text": " You should tap into a Coppio."}, {"start": 9702.42, "end": 9707.42, "text": " That's like a really beginner-friendly..."}, {"start": 9707.42, "end": 9709.42, "text": " I've been playing video games since."}, {"start": 9709.42, "end": 9710.42, "text": " Oh, okay, okay. Maybe you should just..."}, {"start": 9710.42, "end": 9711.42, "text": " We'll say I came out."}, {"start": 9711.42, "end": 9717.74, "text": " came out. Okay then play Arcadia. You should play, you should play Fortnite ranked."}, {"start": 9729.18, "end": 9734.14, "text": " Schedule one, oh my god, you would love schedule one. What is that? It's like a drug dealing simulator."}, {"start": 9734.14, "end": 9736.14, "text": " I don't know if I would like that."}, {"start": 9736.14, "end": 9737.14, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 9737.14, "end": 9739.14, "text": " I don't mean, you know, whatever's fine."}, {"start": 9746.14, "end": 9747.14, "text": " Why would she like that?"}, {"start": 9747.14, "end": 9748.14, "text": " Because I like it."}, {"start": 9748.14, "end": 9750.14, "text": " I just recommend any things I like."}, {"start": 9750.14, "end": 9752.14, "text": " Do we follow up?"}, {"start": 9752.14, "end": 9754.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9754.14, "end": 9756.14, "text": " What are you saying?"}, {"start": 9756.14, "end": 9758.14, "text": " Because I feel like you're disappointed."}, {"start": 9758.14, "end": 9760.14, "text": " You don't think I'm a gamer for real anymore."}, {"start": 9760.14, "end": 9766.539999999999, "text": " I feel like you're disappointed you don't think I'm a gamer for real anymore I almost played it"}, {"start": 9769.099999999999, "end": 9772.619999999999, "text": " I wanted a duo mod on Fallout 4 I couldn't find a really good one"}, {"start": 9772.619999999999, "end": 9777.34, "text": " Oh sorry I'm on Fallout... fuck what was it on before Fallout 4?"}, {"start": 9779.58, "end": 9782.46, "text": " No it was on Fallout 4 because 76 was that to Fallout 4"}, {"start": 9782.460000000001, "end": 9791.460000000001, "text": " 3 comes before 4, you guys really fucking piss me off man."}, {"start": 9791.460000000001, "end": 9796.460000000001, "text": " Hey Dean, oh my god."}, {"start": 9796.460000000001, "end": 9803.460000000001, "text": " Hey Dean, just wanted to say I love watching your streams but I just had a baby so I haven't"}, {"start": 9803.460000000001, "end": 9804.460000000001, "text": " been able to watch that often."}, {"start": 9804.460000000001, "end": 9808.900000000001, "text": " How long is that fuck ass beard gonna last?"}, {"start": 9808.9, "end": 9810.9, "text": " What's the point of that, L.I.B.?"}, {"start": 9832.9, "end": 9835.9, "text": " You look like a gas station owner named Ishmael."}, {"start": 9838.9, "end": 9840.9, "text": " I think the blues is getting on my hair."}, {"start": 9847.9, "end": 9851.9, "text": " You about to scare the kids, please stay at home."}, {"start": 9851.9, "end": 9853.9, "text": " I'm going outside first thing."}, {"start": 9855.9, "end": 9856.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9856.9, "end": 9858.9, "text": " That's cool, that's cool, that's cool."}, {"start": 9858.9, "end": 9868.9, "text": " Agent, I truly adore you. I live in Houston, Link. Woman shrugging emoji."}, {"start": 9868.9, "end": 9873.9, "text": " Yeah, I'll be out there tomorrow, Gabe. Don't even worry."}, {"start": 9873.9, "end": 9877.9, "text": " I'll skip the rapper's game. No problem."}, {"start": 9877.9, "end": 9883.9, "text": " Dear Madam, can you please do something about the enormous space on the Big-ass forehead?"}, {"start": 9883.9, "end": 9884.9, "text": " or is it..."}, {"start": 9884.9, "end": 9887.9, "text": " Okay, my forehead is not that big, is it?"}, {"start": 9887.9, "end": 9889.9, "text": " Look at it."}, {"start": 9889.9, "end": 9893.9, "text": " I mean, the beard doesn't help."}, {"start": 9893.9, "end": 9896.9, "text": " I have a big forehead too, it's okay."}, {"start": 9896.9, "end": 9898.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9898.9, "end": 9903.9, "text": " All you had to say was no, you feel alive."}, {"start": 9903.9, "end": 9905.9, "text": " I can't tell lies."}, {"start": 9905.9, "end": 9925.1, "text": " What was that is my fucking head why are you guys acting like you've never seen my head before huh"}, {"start": 9925.1, "end": 9941.9, "text": " agent hmm thanks how do I get rich like you just casually have $100,000 liquid cash at all times"}, {"start": 9971.9, "end": 9973.9, "text": " Yeah, I'm hearted."}, {"start": 9973.9, "end": 9976.9, "text": " You would love the occurrence."}, {"start": 9976.9, "end": 9978.9, "text": " It's a lot better."}, {"start": 9978.9, "end": 9981.9, "text": " I watched, uh..."}, {"start": 9981.9, "end": 9983.9, "text": " The rest of the tournament."}, {"start": 9983.9, "end": 9985.9, "text": " Whatever, the finals."}, {"start": 9985.9, "end": 9990.9, "text": " You know, I went to Oklahoma twice."}, {"start": 9990.9, "end": 9991.9, "text": " Wait, for what?"}, {"start": 9991.9, "end": 9992.9, "text": " Game 1, game 7 finals."}, {"start": 9992.9, "end": 9993.9, "text": " What did you think about the home?"}, {"start": 9993.9, "end": 9995.9, "text": " I thought everything did."}, {"start": 9995.9, "end": 9997.9, "text": " I had this one take-top pop-off,"}, {"start": 9997.9, "end": 9999.9, "text": " where I called this place boring,"}, {"start": 9999.9, "end": 10001.9, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 10001.9, "end": 10003.9, "text": " Oklahoma."}, {"start": 10003.9, "end": 10005.9, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 10005.9, "end": 10009.9, "text": " Yeah, yeah, and then some locals got mad at me and tried to press me when I left the game."}, {"start": 10009.9, "end": 10011.9, "text": " I'm like, bitch, you wouldn't even have to game, game."}, {"start": 10011.9, "end": 10013.9, "text": " What you waiting outside for, bro? Go home, game."}, {"start": 10013.9, "end": 10015.9, "text": " But I forgot there's nothing to do."}, {"start": 10015.9, "end": 10017.9, "text": " Yeah, but it was cool."}, {"start": 10017.9, "end": 10019.9, "text": " I enjoyed it."}, {"start": 10019.9, "end": 10022.9, "text": " It was like, um, I met Patrick C.C. out there."}, {"start": 10022.9, "end": 10024.9, "text": " He's a YouTuber."}, {"start": 10024.9, "end": 10026.9, "text": " He's an Oklahoma?"}, {"start": 10026.9, "end": 10031.619999999999, "text": " Oklahoma, he got like a whole studio out there this far. That's some good food. We ate this one"}, {"start": 10032.34, "end": 10039.699999999999, "text": " Japanese pot. Was it um ramen? Yeah. Was it um like one spot in the whole city? There's two."}, {"start": 10040.58, "end": 10046.74, "text": " There's two really good ones. That's it. Yeah it was ramen. Was it downtown? It was no. I think it was"}, {"start": 10046.74, "end": 10054.1, "text": " like 15 minutes out. Oh you took an actual like yeah I mean they're all legit. Yeah we went on"}, {"start": 10054.1, "end": 10056.98, "text": " I don't like Google reviews and just hit the best one."}, {"start": 10056.98, "end": 10058.94, "text": " Yeah, and Patrick put me on."}, {"start": 10058.94, "end": 10061.26, "text": " I just trust the locals when they come to food recommendations."}, {"start": 10061.26, "end": 10061.94, "text": " I love that."}, {"start": 10061.94, "end": 10064.1, "text": " No, we have the best Asian food."}, {"start": 10064.1, "end": 10065.1, "text": " In my opinion."}, {"start": 10065.1, "end": 10065.5, "text": " You just call it a thing."}, {"start": 10065.5, "end": 10067.82, "text": " This is such a random place to be having fire aging food."}, {"start": 10067.82, "end": 10068.78, "text": " That's why I taught everybody."}, {"start": 10068.78, "end": 10070.380000000001, "text": " I'm like, I love how random that is."}, {"start": 10074.380000000001, "end": 10075.58, "text": " Sorry for bringing up."}, {"start": 10081.58, "end": 10084.06, "text": " Like cuisine?"}, {"start": 10084.06, "end": 10085.98, "text": " Um, hello, Japanese dude."}, {"start": 10087.06, "end": 10087.859999999999, "text": " It's not a bad shout."}, {"start": 10087.859999999999, "end": 10088.56, "text": " You been to Japan?"}, {"start": 10088.96, "end": 10089.96, "text": " I want to go to Japan."}, {"start": 10090.42, "end": 10093.76, "text": " You got like one year before they start hitting American."}, {"start": 10093.76, "end": 10095.859999999999, "text": " So box ticking."}, {"start": 10096.0, "end": 10096.46, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10096.56, "end": 10096.859999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10096.859999999999, "end": 10097.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10097.46, "end": 10099.359999999999, "text": " Um, yeah, there's a metal band."}, {"start": 10099.359999999999, "end": 10100.46, "text": " I want to see that's from here."}, {"start": 10100.859999999999, "end": 10102.06, "text": " Like my metal."}, {"start": 10102.76, "end": 10103.16, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 10103.76, "end": 10103.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10104.26, "end": 10106.06, "text": " You don't strike me as a metal archetype."}, {"start": 10107.96, "end": 10108.56, "text": " You cocaine."}, {"start": 10108.56, "end": 10111.56, "text": " I don't, I don't think so."}, {"start": 10111.56, "end": 10116.48, "text": " The one, I had one friend in high school that did cocaine and he listed in the middle."}, {"start": 10116.48, "end": 10118.439999999999, "text": " That's the only reason I asked, Chad."}, {"start": 10118.439999999999, "end": 10120.359999999999, "text": " But he told me he was a good guy."}, {"start": 10120.359999999999, "end": 10121.6, "text": " His friend was gay."}, {"start": 10121.6, "end": 10124.0, "text": " He told me, Dean, do not do cocaine."}, {"start": 10124.0, "end": 10125.0, "text": " The shit is amazing."}, {"start": 10125.0, "end": 10127.56, "text": " And I, I tried to get this right my whole life, oh god."}, {"start": 10127.56, "end": 10131.92, "text": " Yeah, don't do it."}, {"start": 10131.92, "end": 10132.92, "text": " He told me that."}, {"start": 10132.92, "end": 10134.039999999999, "text": " He said he only did it once."}, {"start": 10138.56, "end": 10140.32, "text": " Why everything I say a lot of you guys?"}, {"start": 10140.32, "end": 10141.82, "text": " Why would I fucking make that up?"}, {"start": 10148.32, "end": 10149.439999999999, "text": " This is so bizarre."}, {"start": 10149.439999999999, "end": 10150.6, "text": " I don't even feel like me."}, {"start": 10151.84, "end": 10153.039999999999, "text": " How would I take a shower?"}, {"start": 10153.039999999999, "end": 10154.039999999999, "text": " Do I have to shampoo my beard?"}, {"start": 10154.039999999999, "end": 10154.88, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 10154.88, "end": 10156.24, "text": " You're not showering with it."}, {"start": 10156.24, "end": 10157.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10157.08, "end": 10157.92, "text": " Unless you want to."}, {"start": 10157.92, "end": 10160.119999999999, "text": " No, no, I could just not shower, it's cool."}, {"start": 10160.119999999999, "end": 10163.119999999999, "text": " Wait, how long do you want me to keep this on?"}, {"start": 10163.119999999999, "end": 10164.6, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 10164.6, "end": 10167.439999999999, "text": " I think I'm gonna go outside and see how"}, {"start": 10167.44, "end": 10169.720000000001, "text": " the people, you know, are reacting."}, {"start": 10169.720000000001, "end": 10170.560000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10170.560000000001, "end": 10172.76, "text": " I wonder if people can even tell us me."}, {"start": 10172.76, "end": 10173.84, "text": " What if niggas don't know?"}, {"start": 10173.84, "end": 10175.480000000001, "text": " Like, what if they're like, is that agent?"}, {"start": 10175.480000000001, "end": 10176.32, "text": " Mm-mm."}, {"start": 10180.04, "end": 10181.68, "text": " This is my incognito tactic."}, {"start": 10183.0, "end": 10184.0, "text": " Cut the tops."}, {"start": 10191.960000000001, "end": 10194.2, "text": " Mustache needs some hair too."}, {"start": 10194.2, "end": 10195.960000000001, "text": " I'll be playing that guy from the chat."}, {"start": 10195.960000000001, "end": 10217.960000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10217.960000000001, "end": 10238.76, "text": " Oh my god, I need a beard to fit, I think this is what I usually wear, I'm so tense"}, {"start": 10238.76, "end": 10239.76, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 10239.76, "end": 10245.160000000002, "text": " I got to relax, holy smokes, what's your favorite metal group?"}, {"start": 10245.16, "end": 10247.16, "text": " favorite metal group."}, {"start": 10247.16, "end": 10249.16, "text": " We're a personal or they group."}, {"start": 10249.16, "end": 10251.16, "text": " I'll tell you how you just saw."}, {"start": 10251.16, "end": 10253.16, "text": " Any metal band?"}, {"start": 10253.16, "end": 10255.16, "text": " Yeah, anybody in here."}, {"start": 10257.16, "end": 10261.16, "text": " I just saw this band called"}, {"start": 10261.16, "end": 10263.16, "text": " The Affliction."}, {"start": 10263.16, "end": 10265.16, "text": " Australia."}, {"start": 10265.16, "end": 10267.16, "text": " They favor it. They're great."}, {"start": 10267.16, "end": 10269.16, "text": " And then others from the RAD."}, {"start": 10269.16, "end": 10273.16, "text": " I've seen them probably four or five times."}, {"start": 10273.16, "end": 10275.16, "text": " I like Lil Uzi Burke"}, {"start": 10278.66, "end": 10283.48, "text": " He had a metal album. He did? Was it good? I can play a song."}, {"start": 10303.16, "end": 10305.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10333.16, "end": 10359.72, "text": " So that's, you know, yeah, thoughts."}, {"start": 10359.72, "end": 10366.72, "text": " Yeah, me too. Fuck, yeah, we're on the same page."}, {"start": 10366.72, "end": 10368.72, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10368.72, "end": 10370.72, "text": " You're really excited."}, {"start": 10370.72, "end": 10392.72, "text": " Yeah, I like trying to write them shit like this on stream. It's really fun. It's fun afterwards in the moment. I want to go. This is."}, {"start": 10392.72, "end": 10406.72, "text": " What is this bring my skin a little bit."}, {"start": 10406.72, "end": 10407.72, "text": " You're sick."}, {"start": 10407.72, "end": 10408.72, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10408.72, "end": 10409.72, "text": " Is this seriously burning?"}, {"start": 10409.72, "end": 10416.72, "text": " Yeah, a little bit."}, {"start": 10416.72, "end": 10417.72, "text": " Over to ox."}, {"start": 10417.72, "end": 10419.72, "text": " You want to play some?"}, {"start": 10419.72, "end": 10420.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10420.22, "end": 10421.22, "text": " You want to play?"}, {"start": 10421.22, "end": 10421.72, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 10421.72, "end": 10422.72, "text": " Ooh?"}, {"start": 10422.72, "end": 10423.22, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 10423.22, "end": 10425.22, "text": " I said you want to play something."}, {"start": 10425.22, "end": 10426.22, "text": " Oh, like music?"}, {"start": 10426.22, "end": 10426.72, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 10430.22, "end": 10430.72, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 10430.72, "end": 10431.72, "text": " I like a bang."}, {"start": 10431.72, "end": 10432.72, "text": " You don't have to know."}, {"start": 10436.22, "end": 10439.22, "text": " Oh, I know."}, {"start": 10439.22, "end": 10441.22, "text": " It's over there, like on the big monitor."}, {"start": 10441.22, "end": 10441.72, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 10441.72, "end": 10443.72, "text": " You type it in here, but you just, it's weird."}, {"start": 10443.72, "end": 10444.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10444.72, "end": 10446.72, "text": " Um, I just type it in."}, {"start": 10447.72, "end": 10451.72, "text": " I mean, um, you got Backspace, the Fire Alarm song."}, {"start": 10451.72, "end": 10454.72, "text": " This is an interesting monitor. This is really cool."}, {"start": 10454.72, "end": 10457.72, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Samsung Odyssey hashtag ad."}, {"start": 10459.72, "end": 10462.72, "text": " Um, I'm like drawing a board."}, {"start": 10462.72, "end": 10464.72, "text": " So that goes usually."}, {"start": 10464.72, "end": 10466.72, "text": " Funnest spot."}, {"start": 10496.72, "end": 10500.32, "text": " This is actually very, very good."}, {"start": 10500.32, "end": 10505.119999999999, "text": " The shots and the idea of the dancing cycle"}, {"start": 10505.119999999999, "end": 10509.679999999998, "text": " Is here, I see right here, I hate it, I'm dying"}, {"start": 10509.679999999998, "end": 10512.56, "text": " And now we just hear the highs"}, {"start": 10512.56, "end": 10514.88, "text": " We're all in the same tracks"}, {"start": 10514.88, "end": 10517.199999999999, "text": " When we're all in the same tracks"}, {"start": 10517.199999999999, "end": 10520.16, "text": " All the last round is in the box"}, {"start": 10520.16, "end": 10521.76, "text": " It's like K-Love music."}, {"start": 10521.76, "end": 10522.56, "text": " One of my man."}, {"start": 10522.56, "end": 10523.359999999999, "text": " I love it!"}, {"start": 10523.359999999999, "end": 10525.039999999999, "text": " They love it, they love it, they love it."}, {"start": 10525.04, "end": 10530.320000000002, "text": " You could play you could play some ass and do a stuff up with it, but I think it wasn't a song though."}, {"start": 10530.320000000002, "end": 10532.400000000001, "text": " Make me feel like I'm doing it again."}, {"start": 10532.400000000001, "end": 10535.68, "text": " No, yeah, afterwards I said yes, that's still the easiest."}, {"start": 10541.28, "end": 10543.2, "text": " Hi. Hey, how you doing?"}, {"start": 10543.2, "end": 10544.720000000001, "text": " You killed him? Yeah."}, {"start": 10544.720000000001, "end": 10546.480000000001, "text": " I don't want to see the next segment of the chin."}, {"start": 10546.480000000001, "end": 10547.44, "text": " Okay, let me know."}, {"start": 10547.44, "end": 10548.880000000001, "text": " Okay, sorry, I just said."}, {"start": 10548.880000000001, "end": 10549.44, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10549.44, "end": 10550.640000000001, "text": " Um, is that..."}, {"start": 10550.64, "end": 10555.519999999999, "text": " That's not that funny, guys."}, {"start": 10555.519999999999, "end": 10556.64, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10556.64, "end": 10557.439999999999, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 10557.439999999999, "end": 10558.0, "text": " Fuck, man."}, {"start": 10558.0, "end": 10559.76, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 10559.76, "end": 10561.32, "text": " You know what time it is."}, {"start": 10561.32, "end": 10562.84, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10562.84, "end": 10565.64, "text": " Can't do it look good."}, {"start": 10565.64, "end": 10566.48, "text": " You know how you feel?"}, {"start": 10566.48, "end": 10568.56, "text": " You feel like a man, don't you?"}, {"start": 10568.56, "end": 10571.48, "text": " This one, like when I came back from the Amazon,"}, {"start": 10571.48, "end": 10572.92, "text": " there's a Google setup."}, {"start": 10572.92, "end": 10575.8, "text": " Yeah, I'm like a man."}, {"start": 10575.8, "end": 10576.8, "text": " I can get up?"}, {"start": 10576.8, "end": 10577.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10577.3, "end": 10577.8, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 10577.8, "end": 10579.76, "text": " I mean, I like the style of what the line is."}, {"start": 10579.76, "end": 10584.0, "text": " Do like a slow, like a little old walk."}, {"start": 10584.0, "end": 10585.92, "text": " Come up and like caress me."}, {"start": 10585.92, "end": 10588.12, "text": " If you trip, just caress me."}, {"start": 10588.12, "end": 10589.24, "text": " Chad, are you guys consenting?"}, {"start": 10589.24, "end": 10590.08, "text": " Slow walk, slow walk."}, {"start": 10590.08, "end": 10591.68, "text": " Are you guys gonna consent?"}, {"start": 10591.68, "end": 10593.32, "text": " Wait, are we gonna get some like sexy music on?"}, {"start": 10593.32, "end": 10595.44, "text": " Nah, don't play no sexy music."}, {"start": 10595.44, "end": 10598.4, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 10598.4, "end": 10600.64, "text": " I can't live up to that."}, {"start": 10600.64, "end": 10601.48, "text": " Yeah, there you go."}, {"start": 10601.48, "end": 10602.48, "text": " I can't live up to that."}, {"start": 10602.48, "end": 10627.96, "text": " I can't smile at this shit, I can't fucking smile, Ted."}, {"start": 10627.960000000001, "end": 10633.400000000001, "text": " No, don't call the police man, it's okay, it's okay, it's me guys, me."}, {"start": 10633.400000000001, "end": 10639.720000000001, "text": " You're a streamer man, it's me harassing it, all right, all right man, hey, hey, hey,"}, {"start": 10639.720000000001, "end": 10641.720000000001, "text": " hit one of these, oh."}, {"start": 10641.720000000001, "end": 10648.36, "text": " You're doing a fit, like you need like a, you need a jacket, you probably can't put"}, {"start": 10648.36, "end": 10649.36, "text": " nothing on."}, {"start": 10649.36, "end": 10651.36, "text": " Let's go get a fifth one with us."}, {"start": 10651.36, "end": 10653.36, "text": " Yeah, don't worry about it."}, {"start": 10657.36, "end": 10658.36, "text": " Is that her stylet?"}, {"start": 10658.36, "end": 10659.36, "text": " Hold on, what does that include?"}, {"start": 10659.36, "end": 10660.36, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10662.36, "end": 10664.36, "text": " I don't have any drugs except caffeine, my boy."}, {"start": 10665.36, "end": 10667.36, "text": " Except caffeine, you want some caffeine?"}, {"start": 10667.36, "end": 10669.36, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 10669.36, "end": 10670.36, "text": " I'll take some."}, {"start": 10670.36, "end": 10671.36, "text": " Can I drink this off?"}, {"start": 10671.36, "end": 10672.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10674.36, "end": 10676.36, "text": " Oh my god, I'm throwing these right now."}, {"start": 10676.36, "end": 10677.36, "text": " Just a bit."}, {"start": 10677.36, "end": 10680.52, "text": " It feels very unnatural."}, {"start": 10680.52, "end": 10681.92, "text": " Does it feel like good?"}, {"start": 10684.800000000001, "end": 10688.960000000001, "text": " We could probably trim some of that beard and put it on."}, {"start": 10688.960000000001, "end": 10690.68, "text": " Just a normal mustache?"}, {"start": 10690.68, "end": 10691.480000000001, "text": " Just make it look."}, {"start": 10698.6, "end": 10700.640000000001, "text": " I mean, I've seen what's up with it."}, {"start": 10706.12, "end": 10706.62, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10707.36, "end": 10713.36, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 10713.36, "end": 10717.36, "text": " Can you hear me, Cross?"}, {"start": 10717.36, "end": 10722.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10722.36, "end": 10723.36, "text": " Put this on over here."}, {"start": 10723.36, "end": 10724.36, "text": " Did you call RP?"}, {"start": 10724.36, "end": 10726.36, "text": " Fuck is that, that's how I'm gonna fit."}, {"start": 10726.36, "end": 10728.36, "text": " It's gonna fit, it's gonna fit, trust."}, {"start": 10728.36, "end": 10729.36, "text": " It's gonna fit, trust."}, {"start": 10729.36, "end": 10730.36, "text": " Why don't you tell me?"}, {"start": 10730.36, "end": 10731.36, "text": " It's gonna fit, trust me."}, {"start": 10731.36, "end": 10733.36, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10733.36, "end": 10736.36, "text": " Trust, just trust this man."}, {"start": 10736.36, "end": 10738.36, "text": " They say he's a little homeless."}, {"start": 10738.36, "end": 10741.36, "text": " Oh, that's so funny."}, {"start": 10741.36, "end": 10743.36, "text": " He's homeless in his tummy, Caleb."}, {"start": 10743.36, "end": 10744.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10744.36, "end": 10744.86, "text": " Word."}, {"start": 10744.86, "end": 10745.36, "text": " He's going to take you down."}, {"start": 10745.36, "end": 10746.36, "text": " I was homeless."}, {"start": 10746.36, "end": 10747.36, "text": " I was homeless."}, {"start": 10747.36, "end": 10748.36, "text": " I got to the H-Card."}, {"start": 10748.36, "end": 10750.36, "text": " Abraham Lincoln Jr."}, {"start": 10750.36, "end": 10754.36, "text": " It is weird to see him look like an actual man for once."}, {"start": 10754.36, "end": 10755.36, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 10755.36, "end": 10758.36, "text": " I told him he was like an adult baby butt."}, {"start": 10758.36, "end": 10759.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10759.36, "end": 10760.36, "text": " Because he has no faith in him."}, {"start": 10760.36, "end": 10761.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10761.36, "end": 10763.36, "text": " The mustache ain't doing nothing wrong."}, {"start": 10763.36, "end": 10764.36, "text": " Genuinely."}, {"start": 10764.36, "end": 10766.36, "text": " It's a placeholder."}, {"start": 10766.36, "end": 10768.36, "text": " It's a placeholder."}, {"start": 10768.36, "end": 10772.36, "text": " Uh, um, that's crazy."}, {"start": 10772.36, "end": 10774.36, "text": " It's a hype moment right now."}, {"start": 10774.36, "end": 10776.36, "text": " Yeah, that one's crazy."}, {"start": 10776.36, "end": 10780.36, "text": " I don't think we can say it."}, {"start": 10780.36, "end": 10782.36, "text": " No, we can't. We've done this game. That's crazy."}, {"start": 10782.36, "end": 10784.36, "text": " That's funny though."}, {"start": 10784.36, "end": 10786.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 10786.36, "end": 10790.36, "text": " This one I gave was fucking K."}, {"start": 10790.36, "end": 10800.36, "text": " Yeah, I'm going to wait, what should we eat?"}, {"start": 10800.36, "end": 10801.36, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 10801.36, "end": 10802.36, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 10802.36, "end": 10803.36, "text": " Hold, hold, hold, hold."}, {"start": 10803.36, "end": 10804.36, "text": " Positive."}, {"start": 10804.36, "end": 10805.36, "text": " Yeah, that's great."}, {"start": 10805.36, "end": 10806.36, "text": " This is a compliment."}, {"start": 10806.36, "end": 10807.36, "text": " Yeah, 100%."}, {"start": 10807.36, "end": 10808.36, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 10808.36, "end": 10809.36, "text": " Yeah, that is it."}, {"start": 10809.36, "end": 10810.36, "text": " That is the end."}, {"start": 10810.36, "end": 10811.36, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 10811.36, "end": 10812.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10812.36, "end": 10813.36, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 10813.36, "end": 10815.36, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10836.560000000001, "end": 10839.36, "text": " All right, it's time to back up the fourth dad"}, {"start": 10839.36, "end": 10846.36, "text": " What the fuck is this bitch Caleb? God damn, nigga, look!"}, {"start": 10846.36, "end": 10850.36, "text": " This shit is like 2 psocks! This bitch perfectly, right?"}, {"start": 10850.36, "end": 10851.36, "text": " What's the meaning?"}, {"start": 10851.36, "end": 10852.36, "text": " What's the meaning of that?"}, {"start": 10852.36, "end": 10853.36, "text": " Yeah, what's the meaning of that, man?"}, {"start": 10853.36, "end": 10854.36, "text": " Homish age."}, {"start": 10854.36, "end": 10855.36, "text": " School principal."}, {"start": 10855.36, "end": 10856.36, "text": " That's what I was going for."}, {"start": 10856.36, "end": 10865.36, "text": " School principal, divorced dad, failure of a man, abusive father, bitch."}, {"start": 10865.36, "end": 10866.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10866.36, "end": 10875.800000000001, "text": " abusive father shit yeah god you wear some bullshit they can say creepy teacher oh my god"}, {"start": 10876.36, "end": 10877.560000000001, "text": " toddler fairy special"}, {"start": 10879.720000000001, "end": 10881.16, "text": " houston real estate agent"}, {"start": 10881.16, "end": 10894.16, "text": " Yeah, this is your lawyer chance over."}, {"start": 10894.16, "end": 10896.16, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 10896.16, "end": 10899.16, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 10899.16, "end": 10902.16, "text": " The court can give you a representative if you want to send him."}, {"start": 10902.16, "end": 10904.16, "text": " Can you get my peregrino with some in there?"}, {"start": 10904.16, "end": 10905.16, "text": " You get what?"}, {"start": 10905.16, "end": 10906.16, "text": " Peregrino."}, {"start": 10906.16, "end": 10908.16, "text": " He's on the ground."}, {"start": 10908.16, "end": 10911.16, "text": " I'm going to show you his, his clone."}, {"start": 10911.16, "end": 10912.16, "text": " He carries him."}, {"start": 10912.16, "end": 10914.16, "text": " Like he's one thing about him."}, {"start": 10914.16, "end": 10916.16, "text": " You faster."}, {"start": 10916.16, "end": 10918.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10920.16, "end": 10921.16, "text": " Take a seat."}, {"start": 10921.16, "end": 10923.16, "text": " You want to try out for a gun show?"}, {"start": 10923.16, "end": 10925.16, "text": " Oh, there you go."}, {"start": 10925.16, "end": 10929.16, "text": " One, two, back on my shirt."}, {"start": 10929.16, "end": 10932.16, "text": " Back with the mud."}, {"start": 10934.16, "end": 10935.16, "text": " Take a seat."}, {"start": 10935.16, "end": 10937.16, "text": " the bar shop in GTA."}, {"start": 10942.16, "end": 10947.16, "text": " All right, so you have, you apparently have, I think, seven ladies right now, so we're going to do pot and below."}, {"start": 10947.16, "end": 10949.16, "text": " Oh, fuck no. Fuck no."}, {"start": 10949.16, "end": 10950.16, "text": " Okay, well."}, {"start": 10950.16, "end": 10953.16, "text": " What are we going to do? HW0, pot and below?"}, {"start": 10954.16, "end": 10955.16, "text": " No socks?"}, {"start": 10956.16, "end": 10958.16, "text": " When you got good 3D, you don't need socks, Jeff."}, {"start": 10960.16, "end": 10961.16, "text": " I'm sorry. What is that?"}, {"start": 10961.16, "end": 10962.16, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 10962.16, "end": 10964.16, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 10964.16, "end": 10967.16, "text": " Ladies, ladies."}, {"start": 10967.16, "end": 10971.16, "text": " They are not all at once."}, {"start": 10971.16, "end": 10974.16, "text": " Ladies, ladies."}, {"start": 10974.16, "end": 10977.16, "text": " I'm excited, maybe."}, {"start": 10977.16, "end": 10982.16, "text": " Maybe not bad, honestly."}, {"start": 10982.16, "end": 10983.16, "text": " No, that looks right."}, {"start": 10983.16, "end": 10984.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10984.16, "end": 10987.16, "text": " Honestly, you do like a Philly nigga right now though."}, {"start": 10987.16, "end": 10989.16, "text": " You like him from Philly."}, {"start": 10989.16, "end": 10994.96, "text": " I look like I can cover you look like you're about to push me out of the club. Yeah"}, {"start": 11002.68, "end": 11005.76, "text": " President's fix changed everything man. They're not calling me been locked in no more"}, {"start": 11009.2, "end": 11011.2, "text": " Being hardened"}, {"start": 11015.24, "end": 11017.24, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 11019.16, "end": 11024.86, "text": " Wait, what do you think? Okay, so everything gives a boost to something, right? Like, you hide boosters"}, {"start": 11027.8, "end": 11029.8, "text": " Large shirts, Chris"}, {"start": 11032.76, "end": 11034.76, "text": " What does this give him? Oh"}, {"start": 11036.6, "end": 11039.6, "text": " Glasses you guys are right chat. We haven't tried the glasses buff"}, {"start": 11042.36, "end": 11044.36, "text": " Yeah, I'm grabbing"}, {"start": 11049.16, "end": 11053.16, "text": " I feel like he should have a folder."}, {"start": 11053.16, "end": 11055.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11055.16, "end": 11059.16, "text": " He should, I should have given it to him."}, {"start": 11059.16, "end": 11062.16, "text": " There's nothing in it, but it's always there."}, {"start": 11062.16, "end": 11065.16, "text": " Okay, this is not what I want people to look like."}, {"start": 11065.16, "end": 11067.16, "text": " Like an HO or something."}, {"start": 11067.16, "end": 11068.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11068.16, "end": 11071.16, "text": " No, that's, I know, he's crazy."}, {"start": 11079.16, "end": 11086.8, "text": " It's like everybody when the hair stuff comes out all the Canadians come out man."}, {"start": 11086.8, "end": 11090.44, "text": " Ah, chat."}, {"start": 11090.44, "end": 11092.92, "text": " Take a look at the new me."}, {"start": 11092.92, "end": 11096.92, "text": " How you guys doing today man?"}, {"start": 11096.92, "end": 11099.44, "text": " That's your streamer, Agent Zero."}, {"start": 11099.44, "end": 11101.44, "text": " I installed my beard officially."}, {"start": 11101.44, "end": 11103.44, "text": " Yo, deep in your voice man."}, {"start": 11103.44, "end": 11104.44, "text": " Yeah, down here."}, {"start": 11104.44, "end": 11105.44, "text": " Hey, hey bitch."}, {"start": 11105.44, "end": 11106.44, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 11106.44, "end": 11107.44, "text": " No man, let's go."}, {"start": 11107.44, "end": 11108.44, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 11108.44, "end": 11118.12, "text": " everybody. It's me, Agent Zero. Sideburns are crazy. Excuse me? I don't even want to see one real quick."}, {"start": 11118.12, "end": 11122.2, "text": " What? Can you show them what they are? They're just, they're just shoes."}, {"start": 11122.2, "end": 11125.560000000001, "text": " You like the buckle? Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 11125.560000000001, "end": 11127.720000000001, "text": " Give me the flex on them."}, {"start": 11127.720000000001, "end": 11129.720000000001, "text": " You like the A-pillow?"}, {"start": 11129.720000000001, "end": 11131.720000000001, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 11131.720000000001, "end": 11136.52, "text": " What's the problem about making a name for myself, chat? I don't like pants much, but..."}, {"start": 11136.52, "end": 11141.52, "text": " Check my new look man, we fuckin' with it man!"}, {"start": 11141.52, "end": 11144.52, "text": " Public TV scammer."}, {"start": 11144.52, "end": 11148.52, "text": " I understand. Why?"}, {"start": 11148.52, "end": 11152.52, "text": " How about some sexy music? How about?"}, {"start": 11152.52, "end": 11172.2, "text": " Yeah, that's not you know, you know, you know, that don't match your vibe, you know, they"}, {"start": 11172.2, "end": 11174.6, "text": " don't match your vibe is what I'm talking about today."}, {"start": 11174.6, "end": 11175.6, "text": " My vibe is different."}, {"start": 11175.6, "end": 11176.6, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 11176.6, "end": 11177.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11177.6, "end": 11178.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11178.6, "end": 11179.6, "text": " No, this is definitely it."}, {"start": 11179.6, "end": 11180.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11180.6, "end": 11181.92, "text": " No, this is definitely it, right?"}, {"start": 11181.92, "end": 11184.4, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11184.4, "end": 11184.9, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11184.9, "end": 11186.28, "text": " He's got to be right, son."}, {"start": 11186.28, "end": 11187.52, "text": " You just put a V-Loo game."}, {"start": 11187.52, "end": 11189.0, "text": " You type a cookie set."}, {"start": 11189.0, "end": 11190.0, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 11190.0, "end": 11191.0, "text": " You're not back."}, {"start": 11191.0, "end": 11193.0, "text": " You're not back."}, {"start": 11193.0, "end": 11194.0, "text": " You are not back."}, {"start": 11194.0, "end": 11195.0, "text": " You are not back."}, {"start": 11195.0, "end": 11196.0, "text": " The fries, man."}, {"start": 11196.0, "end": 11197.0, "text": " The fries in the bag."}, {"start": 11197.0, "end": 11198.0, "text": " The fries."}, {"start": 11198.0, "end": 11200.0, "text": " Put the fries in the bag, Caleb."}, {"start": 11200.0, "end": 11202.0, "text": " Let me face it on my friends real quick."}, {"start": 11202.0, "end": 11205.04, "text": " Yeah, judging me down, I realized he had a 10,"}, {"start": 11205.04, "end": 11205.54, "text": " Chad."}, {"start": 11205.54, "end": 11207.56, "text": " How we feeling about this look?"}, {"start": 11207.56, "end": 11209.56, "text": " You're not going to the 5, 10 times."}, {"start": 11209.56, "end": 11210.06, "text": " Are we?"}, {"start": 11210.06, "end": 11211.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11211.06, "end": 11212.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11212.56, "end": 11213.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11213.56, "end": 11214.56, "text": " Oh, oopsies."}, {"start": 11214.56, "end": 11215.56, "text": " Zero?"}, {"start": 11215.56, "end": 11217.56, "text": " I'm not even hating this nigga, bro."}, {"start": 11217.56, "end": 11219.56, "text": " And I don't need your input regardless."}, {"start": 11219.56, "end": 11220.56, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 11220.56, "end": 11221.56, "text": " I should have..."}, {"start": 11221.56, "end": 11222.56, "text": " Wait, wait, please."}, {"start": 11222.56, "end": 11223.56, "text": " I need one song."}, {"start": 11223.56, "end": 11224.56, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 11224.56, "end": 11225.56, "text": " He's gone, bro!"}, {"start": 11225.56, "end": 11226.56, "text": " You played fucking 21 questions!"}, {"start": 11226.56, "end": 11227.56, "text": " Okay, don't look, though."}, {"start": 11227.56, "end": 11229.56, "text": " Don't look."}, {"start": 11231.56, "end": 11232.56, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 11236.56, "end": 11237.56, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 11237.56, "end": 11238.56, "text": " K1."}, {"start": 11238.56, "end": 11239.6, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 11240.98, "end": 11241.88, "text": " VALA VALA!"}, {"start": 11241.88, "end": 11243.64, "text": " MAKE THE MINGUP AS HALL!"}, {"start": 11243.64, "end": 11246.779999999999, "text": " SPIRIT OF THE LION, THIS IS THROWS MY SOUL!"}, {"start": 11246.779999999999, "end": 11249.46, "text": " KEEP IT UP TO CHILD AND MINDFIRE CROWD!"}, {"start": 11249.46, "end": 11251.439999999999, "text": " I CAN'T GET IT KID, I CAN'T GET IT KILL!"}, {"start": 11251.439999999999, "end": 11254.22, "text": " It's not funny, stop laughing at his shitty joke man."}, {"start": 11255.06, "end": 11257.939999999999, "text": " He do like a, like a dragon-stealing with..."}, {"start": 11258.38, "end": 11259.82, "text": " Like a U.S.E. fuckin' thing."}, {"start": 11259.82, "end": 11262.14, "text": " Oh, hold on, let's try the glasses buff real quick."}, {"start": 11262.14, "end": 11264.14, "text": " Alright, glasses number one, chat."}, {"start": 11264.14, "end": 11265.98, "text": " Let me know how you feel about this one."}, {"start": 11268.56, "end": 11274.16, "text": " This one's studious. I feel like Malcolm X"}, {"start": 11276.119999999999, "end": 11278.8, "text": " Okay, period pull up rough"}, {"start": 11281.24, "end": 11283.24, "text": " But this one"}, {"start": 11284.199999999999, "end": 11286.199999999999, "text": " Hell no"}, {"start": 11286.199999999999, "end": 11289.519999999999, "text": " Let's give like hipster vibes. Let's give like traditional vibes"}, {"start": 11290.76, "end": 11292.76, "text": " All right, how about the brand ones? Oh"}, {"start": 11295.24, "end": 11297.24, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 11298.56, "end": 11319.56, "text": " Hey, check swag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is fire. No, this one is fire. First one. Yeah, bugging man. The red one's comfortable for what we're doing today."}, {"start": 11319.56, "end": 11337.439999999999, "text": " today really who's not called chat who's not called low is low live right now he"}, {"start": 11337.44, "end": 11356.460000000001, "text": " probably pick up. He probably is. Let me make sure he pick up first. Oh, yeah, what's up?"}, {"start": 11356.460000000001, "end": 11357.220000000001, "text": " You got a second?"}, {"start": 11357.220000000001, "end": 11359.7, "text": " I want to ask you a question."}, {"start": 11359.7, "end": 11360.660000000002, "text": " OK, I'm going to strain."}, {"start": 11360.660000000002, "end": 11361.380000000001, "text": " Go, OK."}, {"start": 11361.380000000001, "end": 11364.140000000001, "text": " Me too, me too, me too."}, {"start": 11364.140000000001, "end": 11366.500000000002, "text": " How I look?"}, {"start": 11366.500000000002, "end": 11367.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11367.86, "end": 11370.460000000001, "text": " How I look?"}, {"start": 11370.460000000001, "end": 11374.02, "text": " You like those Philly niggas."}, {"start": 11374.02, "end": 11374.740000000002, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 11374.740000000002, "end": 11377.060000000001, "text": " You the second one to say that?"}, {"start": 11377.060000000001, "end": 11379.060000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11379.060000000001, "end": 11379.560000000001, "text": " Go back."}, {"start": 11379.560000000001, "end": 11380.060000000001, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 11380.060000000001, "end": 11381.060000000001, "text": " You like the Philly niggas, bro."}, {"start": 11381.060000000001, "end": 11383.300000000001, "text": " I see you look like."}, {"start": 11383.300000000001, "end": 11386.380000000001, "text": " The beard doesn't suit you at all, but."}, {"start": 11386.380000000001, "end": 11388.380000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11392.1, "end": 11394.1, "text": " Like in a good way, right"}, {"start": 11400.500000000002, "end": 11402.500000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11414.1, "end": 11416.1, "text": " Chris"}, {"start": 11416.380000000001, "end": 11418.380000000001, "text": " I got what she needs."}, {"start": 11418.380000000001, "end": 11420.380000000001, "text": " I got what she needs."}, {"start": 11420.380000000001, "end": 11422.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11422.380000000001, "end": 11424.380000000001, "text": " All right, all right."}, {"start": 11424.380000000001, "end": 11426.380000000001, "text": " But you fumbled it though. That's all that matters."}, {"start": 11426.380000000001, "end": 11428.380000000001, "text": " I just thought I fumbled it."}, {"start": 11428.380000000001, "end": 11430.380000000001, "text": " Nah, you fumbled it."}, {"start": 11430.380000000001, "end": 11432.380000000001, "text": " And thank you for your conf\u2026"}, {"start": 11432.380000000001, "end": 11434.380000000001, "text": " Thank you for your\u2026"}, {"start": 11434.380000000001, "end": 11436.380000000001, "text": " You look so happy telling me that."}, {"start": 11436.380000000001, "end": 11438.380000000001, "text": " How about, do I look good? Yes or no?"}, {"start": 11438.380000000001, "end": 11440.380000000001, "text": " I\u2026 No."}, {"start": 11440.380000000001, "end": 11442.380000000001, "text": " You don't rock a beard with them."}, {"start": 11442.380000000001, "end": 11444.380000000001, "text": " And that's what happens when Niggas have beards"}, {"start": 11444.380000000001, "end": 11447.740000000002, "text": " keep their hair. That's what happens when they just have beers and they want to get"}, {"start": 11447.740000000002, "end": 11456.060000000001, "text": " keep their hair. Fuck no. Fuck no. Duke. There's no way Duke Dennis will not be impressed with his beer."}, {"start": 11461.18, "end": 11468.300000000001, "text": " It's 9 p.m. What is Duke? Hey, hey dude. I want to ask you a question on my stream though."}, {"start": 11468.300000000001, "end": 11476.86, "text": " I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I wanted to ask you real quick. What you think about my new look?"}, {"start": 11476.86, "end": 11485.86, "text": " I like this. I like the smooth face, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 11485.86, "end": 11490.86, "text": " You look good with the smooth face. You look ridiculous right now. This ain't you guys."}, {"start": 11490.86, "end": 11494.86, "text": " You know what I'm saying? So, go back to you. Stop trying to be somebody that you ain't."}, {"start": 11494.86, "end": 11496.86, "text": " Wait, are you in D-Block right now? Are you in D-Block?"}, {"start": 11496.86, "end": 11498.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11498.86, "end": 11500.86, "text": " Ah, okay."}, {"start": 11500.86, "end": 11502.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11504.140000000001, "end": 11506.140000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11530.86, "end": 11541.7, "text": " It's the glasses, it's the glasses, it wasn't me, it's the glasses, gotta upgrade my look,"}, {"start": 11541.7, "end": 11549.42, "text": " gotta upgrade my look, gotta upgrade my look, who am I calling next, Senna, Senna don't pick"}, {"start": 11549.42, "end": 11553.42, "text": " Shut the phone past 9pm. Wait, it's 8 central time. She's been good."}, {"start": 11560.42, "end": 11562.42, "text": " She's in London? FUCK!"}, {"start": 11562.42, "end": 11564.42, "text": " So it's 2 there right now."}, {"start": 11564.42, "end": 11567.42, "text": " There's like a 10% chance of a pickup."}, {"start": 11569.42, "end": 11573.42, "text": " She's still in London? She's in Paris?"}, {"start": 11573.42, "end": 11586.42, "text": " What the fuck is in Paris don't say don't say you say"}, {"start": 11586.42, "end": 11588.42, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 11590.86, "end": 11596.16, "text": " He's not so fucking stupid man. He's not some goddamn dumb man. Oh"}, {"start": 11600.74, "end": 11609.22, "text": " That's a good poll bro, I literally don't know if he's gonna fuck with this or not I don't know bro"}, {"start": 11609.22, "end": 11614.22, "text": " So, these glasses, these glasses, it's like,"}, {"start": 11614.3, "end": 11617.34, "text": " I think it make it look way better person."}, {"start": 11617.34, "end": 11618.34, "text": " I'm calling Aimee High."}, {"start": 11623.22, "end": 11624.98, "text": " Yo, it's Aimee, what's up, bro?"}, {"start": 11626.019999999999, "end": 11626.859999999999, "text": " What's good, buddy?"}, {"start": 11626.859999999999, "end": 11627.779999999999, "text": " Chela, I'm on stream."}, {"start": 11627.779999999999, "end": 11630.5, "text": " Look, I wanted to ask you a singular question."}, {"start": 11630.5, "end": 11631.699999999999, "text": " Yes, sir, what's good?"}, {"start": 11631.699999999999, "end": 11632.539999999999, "text": " Hi, look."}, {"start": 11632.539999999999, "end": 11635.46, "text": " Anything for the most beautiful,"}, {"start": 11635.460000000001, "end": 11642.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, you fuck with it huh?"}, {"start": 11642.460000000001, "end": 11650.460000000001, "text": " I fuck with it oh dude you're good."}, {"start": 11650.460000000001, "end": 11651.460000000001, "text": " Appreciate it man."}, {"start": 11651.460000000001, "end": 11652.460000000001, "text": " Yeah I've been with you know."}, {"start": 11652.460000000001, "end": 11653.460000000001, "text": " Hey, what, what, what, what did you go to Turkey?"}, {"start": 11653.460000000001, "end": 11654.460000000001, "text": " Where did you go?"}, {"start": 11654.460000000001, "end": 11655.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, I just came back from the DR man."}, {"start": 11655.460000000001, "end": 11656.460000000001, "text": " I got the procedure done."}, {"start": 11656.460000000001, "end": 11657.460000000001, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 11657.460000000001, "end": 11658.460000000001, "text": " It looks fantastic."}, {"start": 11658.460000000001, "end": 11660.460000000001, "text": " Do they do top of scouts?"}, {"start": 11660.460000000001, "end": 11661.460000000001, "text": " Hey, wow."}, {"start": 11661.460000000001, "end": 11663.460000000001, "text": " Oh you asking for yourself?"}, {"start": 11663.460000000001, "end": 11664.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11664.460000000001, "end": 11670.660000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, I got you. I got you. Yeah, the nigga that did my beard. Yeah, the nigga that did my beard does do top of scouts"}, {"start": 11670.660000000002, "end": 11672.660000000002, "text": " I'm gonna have him tap in with you"}, {"start": 11679.42, "end": 11682.86, "text": " She's you know, look, you know how to make me feel good and that's what I fuck with you, bro"}, {"start": 11682.86, "end": 11684.86, "text": " You really know how to make me feel good game"}, {"start": 11694.460000000001, "end": 11701.02, "text": " I appreciate you. I'm just gonna take a look at my new look and shit like that"}, {"start": 11701.02, "end": 11705.26, "text": " before I go to sleep and it falls off. Yeah, bro. Hey, you know what I'm saying? I gotta take notes, brother."}, {"start": 11705.26, "end": 11709.7, "text": " I mean, yours is coming along perfect, man. He's coming along amazing. Look at that, man."}, {"start": 11709.7, "end": 11713.78, "text": " To be honest, I'm seeing some white here. And you know what, man? That's life."}, {"start": 11713.78, "end": 11720.94, "text": " You're right. The white is experienced. That's wisdom. That's like that. Exactly, bro."}, {"start": 11720.94, "end": 11726.0, "text": " It's like you're prestige exactly you were Eagle Scout now, you know, you got white. You see me?"}, {"start": 11726.18, "end": 11732.16, "text": " Yeah, and it's like you can't even tell cuz you're white. So it's like it camouflage a little bit, you know"}, {"start": 11738.58, "end": 11742.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, bro, yeah, bro for sure, bro. All right, man, I'll close you"}, {"start": 11742.64, "end": 11745.64, "text": " All right, I'll let you buy chat."}, {"start": 11745.64, "end": 11748.64, "text": " Uh, he's a good dude, man."}, {"start": 11748.64, "end": 11749.64, "text": " He's a good guy."}, {"start": 11749.64, "end": 11751.64, "text": " Yeah, that really made me feel a lot better."}, {"start": 11751.64, "end": 11752.64, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 11754.64, "end": 11756.64, "text": " Thanks, thanks, thanks."}, {"start": 11758.64, "end": 11759.64, "text": " Reggie?"}, {"start": 11759.64, "end": 11761.64, "text": " Reggie might give me an interesting answer."}, {"start": 11764.64, "end": 11766.64, "text": " Reggie, I don't know what the fuck Reggie think."}, {"start": 11772.64, "end": 11781.56, "text": " you might not pick up."}, {"start": 11781.56, "end": 11789.76, "text": " It's a day after four twenty."}, {"start": 11789.76, "end": 11797.38, "text": " He gotta be recovering."}, {"start": 11797.380000000001, "end": 11799.380000000001, "text": " He's probably still"}, {"start": 11800.02, "end": 11802.44, "text": " It's probably drinking water sobering up as we speak"}, {"start": 11805.94, "end": 11808.26, "text": " That's a good pull. I don't know if she can pick up though"}, {"start": 11816.420000000002, "end": 11818.420000000002, "text": " I'm calling Poki"}, {"start": 11820.500000000002, "end": 11822.500000000002, "text": " She's in LA it's six right now"}, {"start": 11824.060000000001, "end": 11826.060000000001, "text": " What would Poki be doing us?"}, {"start": 11826.06, "end": 11832.019999999999, "text": " Hey there. Hey, I have a question. I'm on stream by the way. I have a question. I want to ask you"}, {"start": 11833.699999999999, "end": 11835.699999999999, "text": " Hello, you can hear me"}, {"start": 11847.82, "end": 11849.82, "text": " Now it's a beard"}, {"start": 11849.82, "end": 11851.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11853.14, "end": 11857.46, "text": " It's probably glasses as fucking you up hold on one sec cuz it's not goofy"}, {"start": 11864.22, "end": 11866.22, "text": " And"}, {"start": 11868.34, "end": 11872.56, "text": " You honest with me because you would never ever lie to me"}, {"start": 11874.06, "end": 11877.84, "text": " You would never do that not in a million years be honest with me is it real?"}, {"start": 11877.84, "end": 11879.84, "text": " Is it real?"}, {"start": 11879.84, "end": 11881.84, "text": " I think it's real."}, {"start": 11881.84, "end": 11887.84, "text": " I mean, hey, you can't pull it off."}, {"start": 11887.84, "end": 11893.84, "text": " Hey, I will, you know, as a girl, I gotta say, if you buy the hair, it's real."}, {"start": 11893.84, "end": 11894.84, "text": " It's real."}, {"start": 11894.84, "end": 11896.84, "text": " You're making a lot of assumptions, Pokey."}, {"start": 11896.84, "end": 11898.84, "text": " Who's buying the hair?"}, {"start": 11898.84, "end": 11900.84, "text": " Oh, no, I'm just saying, like, hypothetically."}, {"start": 11900.84, "end": 11903.84, "text": " Yeah, I grew the hair."}, {"start": 11903.84, "end": 11915.52, "text": " Well, I think it looks very, um, well done and, um, luscious."}, {"start": 11915.52, "end": 11917.2, "text": " That is not a word anyone's used yet."}, {"start": 11917.2, "end": 11918.2, "text": " I'll take it."}, {"start": 11918.2, "end": 11920.2, "text": " My shit luscious Chad."}, {"start": 11920.2, "end": 11921.2, "text": " This beer."}, {"start": 11921.2, "end": 11922.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11922.2, "end": 11928.4, "text": " You better not shave it until the, you know, what day, right?"}, {"start": 11928.4, "end": 11933.0, "text": " Nah, I can't, the issue is, I have a brand deal before"}, {"start": 11933.0, "end": 11936.199999999999, "text": " and they're expecting me to, you know."}, {"start": 11936.199999999999, "end": 11939.44, "text": " Ah, I see, that's unfortunate, what they should like it."}, {"start": 11939.44, "end": 11942.92, "text": " I know, but you know how brands are, they all hate beards."}, {"start": 11942.92, "end": 11944.68, "text": " You know, if you have a beard, they'll cancel the brand deal."}, {"start": 11944.68, "end": 11945.64, "text": " You know how that goes."}, {"start": 11945.64, "end": 11946.96, "text": " That's fucked up."}, {"start": 11946.96, "end": 11947.8, "text": " I know it's fucked up."}, {"start": 11947.8, "end": 11948.64, "text": " My language."}, {"start": 11948.64, "end": 11949.48, "text": " No, no, no, you're right."}, {"start": 11949.48, "end": 11951.279999999999, "text": " I'm sorry, did you say her name's Tati?"}, {"start": 11951.279999999999, "end": 11952.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11953.56, "end": 11956.4, "text": " I'm curious if Tati wants to cut it a little,"}, {"start": 11956.4, "end": 11959.22, "text": " like, you know, before you gotta shave it fully off,"}, {"start": 11959.22, "end": 11961.48, "text": " you could do so many fun things with it."}, {"start": 11961.48, "end": 11963.52, "text": " She doesn't, no, no, she doesn't."}, {"start": 11963.52, "end": 11964.76, "text": " No, no, she doesn't."}, {"start": 11964.76, "end": 11968.68, "text": " I respect that, I respect that."}, {"start": 11968.68, "end": 11970.68, "text": " So she said it's perfect the way it is."}, {"start": 11970.68, "end": 11971.8, "text": " That was what her word was."}, {"start": 11971.8, "end": 11972.64, "text": " Period."}, {"start": 11972.64, "end": 11973.96, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11973.96, "end": 11975.52, "text": " But I'm glad you think it's luscious."}, {"start": 11975.52, "end": 11978.119999999999, "text": " That's the second person to give me a compliment on this."}, {"start": 11978.119999999999, "end": 11980.0, "text": " And it's been a sea of negativity so far,"}, {"start": 11980.0, "end": 11983.72, "text": " but you know, I wanna make sure my investment was, you know."}, {"start": 11983.72, "end": 11985.72, "text": " Yes, you know me, I'm a supportive gal."}, {"start": 11985.72, "end": 11987.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, I appreciate that."}, {"start": 11987.039999999999, "end": 11989.359999999999, "text": " I would say these glasses were the others though."}, {"start": 11989.359999999999, "end": 11991.08, "text": " So the next person you call,"}, {"start": 11991.08, "end": 11991.92, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 11991.92, "end": 11992.92, "text": " These glasses, yeah."}, {"start": 11992.92, "end": 11993.76, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11993.76, "end": 11994.599999999999, "text": " All right, say that."}, {"start": 11994.599999999999, "end": 11996.359999999999, "text": " Okay, I'll see you soon."}, {"start": 11996.359999999999, "end": 11997.199999999999, "text": " See you, bye."}, {"start": 11999.56, "end": 12000.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12004.72, "end": 12008.56, "text": " Two compliments and two,"}, {"start": 12011.199999999999, "end": 12012.519999999999, "text": " three negatives?"}, {"start": 12012.519999999999, "end": 12014.279999999999, "text": " Was that two or three?"}, {"start": 12014.28, "end": 12015.880000000001, "text": " All right, let me do one more call."}, {"start": 12018.16, "end": 12019.5, "text": " What you need?"}, {"start": 12019.5, "end": 12020.960000000001, "text": " What do you need for me?"}, {"start": 12020.960000000001, "end": 12023.400000000001, "text": " Oh, so I look, you wanna go out."}, {"start": 12023.400000000001, "end": 12025.5, "text": " So you're probably not gonna be here when I come back."}, {"start": 12025.5, "end": 12028.52, "text": " And I need to know like what the process is."}, {"start": 12028.52, "end": 12030.12, "text": " God damn, this is really on."}, {"start": 12031.800000000001, "end": 12032.640000000001, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 12032.640000000001, "end": 12034.52, "text": " Actually, it's on."}, {"start": 12034.52, "end": 12037.6, "text": " Okay, so how would I go about taking it off?"}, {"start": 12037.6, "end": 12040.320000000002, "text": " So this is something you might keep using"}, {"start": 12040.320000000002, "end": 12042.24, "text": " or you don't care?"}, {"start": 12042.24, "end": 12044.16, "text": " How expensive is this beard?"}, {"start": 12045.48, "end": 12046.32, "text": " Realistically."}, {"start": 12046.32, "end": 12047.36, "text": " I didn't pay for it, so."}, {"start": 12047.36, "end": 12049.36, "text": " I know, but like, if you have to guesstimate."}, {"start": 12049.36, "end": 12050.88, "text": " Like less than two."}, {"start": 12050.88, "end": 12053.24, "text": " But that's like on the lower end."}, {"start": 12053.24, "end": 12055.48, "text": " Is it cheap, is it cheap one?"}, {"start": 12055.48, "end": 12056.48, "text": " Yeah, there's like,"}, {"start": 12057.56, "end": 12058.78, "text": " because they're,"}, {"start": 12060.039999999999, "end": 12061.52, "text": " and so,"}, {"start": 12061.52, "end": 12063.36, "text": " like there's someone actually,"}, {"start": 12063.36, "end": 12066.36, "text": " they run up to expensive."}, {"start": 12068.36, "end": 12069.199999999999, "text": " But that one,"}, {"start": 12069.2, "end": 12083.2, "text": " Okay, which is not 2,000 chat not 2,000 on the lower end. That's lower. Yeah. Okay. Whatever is easier to take off."}, {"start": 12083.2, "end": 12087.2, "text": " Okay, and this is removing all. So do I just..."}, {"start": 12087.2, "end": 12092.2, "text": " So what you're going to do is I can put it in like a little compare."}, {"start": 12092.2, "end": 12098.2, "text": " But all you're going to do is get all the laces."}, {"start": 12098.2, "end": 12101.2, "text": " But you'll just tuck in the wedge."}, {"start": 12101.2, "end": 12103.2, "text": " Whatever is going to come off."}, {"start": 12103.2, "end": 12104.2, "text": " Like over the beard?"}, {"start": 12104.2, "end": 12105.2, "text": " Where the laces."}, {"start": 12105.2, "end": 12106.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12106.2, "end": 12107.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12107.2, "end": 12108.2, "text": " And it'll lift."}, {"start": 12108.2, "end": 12109.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12109.2, "end": 12110.2, "text": " It'll come off."}, {"start": 12110.2, "end": 12115.86, "text": " Especially like I would start right here because it's not I'd hear it. So if you go in and start right there"}, {"start": 12115.86, "end": 12120.320000000002, "text": " It'll start and then once you take it off and I can stay to take it off"}, {"start": 12121.720000000001, "end": 12124.6, "text": " That's part of why I'm here. Oh, how long you say for"}, {"start": 12125.52, "end": 12132.08, "text": " How long you doing this? I was 11. Oh, okay. Perfect. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, cuz I was gonna go to Target and then come back"}, {"start": 12132.640000000001, "end": 12136.400000000001, "text": " So I was gonna go to Target because we sell tone at Target. Cool. I can eat"}, {"start": 12136.4, "end": 12147.4, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have I can do. Yeah, you're starting. Goodness gracious. Yeah, I'll take it off for you."}, {"start": 12147.4, "end": 12151.4, "text": " It'll be faster. Okay. All right, that's cool."}, {"start": 12151.4, "end": 12154.4, "text": " You have skin care."}, {"start": 12154.4, "end": 12160.4, "text": " So yeah, yeah, so this is the everyday body lotion right here."}, {"start": 12160.4, "end": 12166.4, "text": " It's amazing. That's what my skin is so smooth and mech all the time. Yeah, and we got some. Oh"}, {"start": 12167.4, "end": 12169.4, "text": " I'm asleep. I'm asleep. We got some"}, {"start": 12170.4, "end": 12172.4, "text": " I'm asleep"}, {"start": 12172.4, "end": 12176.4, "text": " So once I take it off because you'll still have yeah, we're top ten and target right now"}, {"start": 12178.4, "end": 12182.4, "text": " Okay, well once it's off I can use your"}, {"start": 12190.4, "end": 12194.4, "text": " Yeah, our on-the-go cologne is number one."}, {"start": 12194.4, "end": 12199.4, "text": " Yeah, the tone on-the-go cologne is number one."}, {"start": 12199.4, "end": 12201.4, "text": " It's number one fragrance."}, {"start": 12201.4, "end": 12203.4, "text": " That's pretty cool."}, {"start": 12203.4, "end": 12204.4, "text": " Not a single stole-ass."}, {"start": 12204.4, "end": 12206.4, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 12206.4, "end": 12212.4, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 12212.4, "end": 12214.4, "text": " I need one more person to call."}, {"start": 12214.4, "end": 12218.4, "text": " Maybe Rage?"}, {"start": 12218.4, "end": 12220.4, "text": " I wonder if Ray's gonna hate it or love it."}, {"start": 12226.56, "end": 12232.08, "text": " What Ray's at right now? I know. Oh, he's in LA. He's in LA. I saw who he was, I just gave him some of those."}, {"start": 12239.119999999999, "end": 12239.76, "text": " He's live?"}, {"start": 12243.44, "end": 12244.8, "text": " I'm telling you Mario right now."}, {"start": 12248.4, "end": 12252.6, "text": " Well, Mario, that's mad vague."}, {"start": 12252.6, "end": 12255.4, "text": " It's a lot of Mario's."}, {"start": 12255.4, "end": 12261.4, "text": " He ignored me?"}, {"start": 12261.4, "end": 12262.4, "text": " No word need?"}, {"start": 12262.4, "end": 12282.8, "text": " What be a person who doesn't have hope, no matter what has happened in your life, the"}, {"start": 12282.8, "end": 12285.52, "text": " future is better than what happened in the past."}, {"start": 12285.52, "end": 12287.52, "text": " The future is better than the present as well."}, {"start": 12287.52, "end": 12290.16, "text": " Subhan Allah, it will always be better."}, {"start": 12290.16, "end": 12297.44, "text": " you give up that's when your doors close for as long as you have not given up your doors will never close so no mental"}, {"start": 12299.6, "end": 12300.4, "text": " we twins"}, {"start": 12307.84, "end": 12315.44, "text": " we twins we twins man we twins uh i want to call one more person who would give a good reaction"}, {"start": 12315.44, "end": 12319.44, "text": " Who would give a good reaction?"}, {"start": 12319.44, "end": 12325.44, "text": " Huh? Yeah, do your thing. Yeah."}, {"start": 12325.44, "end": 12329.44, "text": " Emily?"}, {"start": 12329.44, "end": 12333.44, "text": " I wonder if Emily is going to be positive or she's going to be a..."}, {"start": 12333.44, "end": 12341.44, "text": " Where's she at?"}, {"start": 12341.44, "end": 12343.44, "text": " Oh, you just put your shoulder into it."}, {"start": 12343.44, "end": 12344.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12348.44, "end": 12350.44, "text": " Why don't you call through WhatsApp?"}, {"start": 12350.44, "end": 12352.44, "text": " Is she in America?"}, {"start": 12352.44, "end": 12354.44, "text": " Oh, she went rage."}, {"start": 12354.44, "end": 12356.44, "text": " Okay, I don't want to spam them three together."}, {"start": 12358.44, "end": 12360.44, "text": " Bro, dead ass blind."}, {"start": 12360.44, "end": 12362.44, "text": " You know how to fuck?"}, {"start": 12362.44, "end": 12363.44, "text": " Don't disrespect me."}, {"start": 12363.44, "end": 12365.44, "text": " PBM? Let me call her in again."}, {"start": 12365.44, "end": 12367.44, "text": " Let me call her in again."}, {"start": 12371.44, "end": 12381.44, "text": " I don't need this namesavers just random shit. I need I need to just use everybody's full name, you know, Max, Clatboy, Max, PBM. I don't fucking know, bro."}, {"start": 12381.44, "end": 12386.44, "text": " I need to just use everybody's full name. Oh, Ray, Ray would have been good. Let's see if he picks up. This is Max."}, {"start": 12388.44, "end": 12391.44, "text": " Is he live? He's live every day, realistically."}, {"start": 12395.44, "end": 12398.44, "text": " He's not? Huh?"}, {"start": 12398.44, "end": 12405.480000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck, Max be going live every day every time I get off she and I niggas live"}, {"start": 12408.44, "end": 12411.28, "text": " Okay, I'm a I'm a color. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 12412.720000000001, "end": 12416.32, "text": " There's this motherfucker. All right, it's my last one"}, {"start": 12418.84, "end": 12420.84, "text": " He's getting salt me by the way"}, {"start": 12420.84, "end": 12435.52, "text": " Yo, my, my, um, neck is mad edgy, like mad edgy."}, {"start": 12435.52, "end": 12438.52, "text": " See in America?"}, {"start": 12438.52, "end": 12440.52, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 12440.52, "end": 12445.16, "text": " No, Ray's not D&D."}, {"start": 12445.16, "end": 12450.36, "text": " Ray always picks up, so he's probably asleep."}, {"start": 12450.36, "end": 12453.36, "text": " America or DC already live"}, {"start": 12461.76, "end": 12464.0, "text": " He gotta be live they've been locked in"}, {"start": 12471.76, "end": 12475.18, "text": " Oh, it's not let me FaceTime him why is that"}, {"start": 12475.18, "end": 12485.78, "text": " Why is that not let me FaceTime is like ask me to WhatsApp him that's bizarre"}, {"start": 12485.78, "end": 12490.18, "text": " This is gonna call history"}, {"start": 12490.18, "end": 12495.62, "text": " What the fuck is going on my iPhone man"}, {"start": 12495.62, "end": 12510.26, "text": " What the fuck is going on with my iPhone? Let me, once said, I'm just gonna scroll through"}, {"start": 12510.26, "end": 12517.1, "text": " my, I haven't got a whole lot of people I haven't talked to in centuries."}, {"start": 12517.1, "end": 12519.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12524.16, "end": 12530.640000000001, "text": " Still calling on what's that I don't know what to do. Let's not let me do it. Oh race calling back"}, {"start": 12532.960000000001, "end": 12537.16, "text": " Yeah, what's up, right? I'm on stream. I got a question. I'm gonna I got a question. I want to ask you though"}, {"start": 12538.800000000001, "end": 12540.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, what you think about my new look"}, {"start": 12543.44, "end": 12545.44, "text": " What you think about"}, {"start": 12547.1, "end": 12549.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12560.300000000001, "end": 12563.26, "text": " Yeah, I became more masculine when I left there"}, {"start": 12569.02, "end": 12571.02, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12571.02, "end": 12576.02, "text": " Um, steroids?"}, {"start": 12576.02, "end": 12579.02, "text": " You bought it!"}, {"start": 12579.02, "end": 12581.02, "text": " Wait, I'm on stream!"}, {"start": 12581.02, "end": 12583.02, "text": " Did you mean to reveal that?"}, {"start": 12583.02, "end": 12585.02, "text": " Oops!"}, {"start": 12585.02, "end": 12589.02, "text": " She's talking about some fucking oops!"}, {"start": 12589.02, "end": 12593.02, "text": " Wait, um, but remember you told me, you told me, you said,"}, {"start": 12593.02, "end": 12596.02, "text": " you cannot get an allocation for a 2026 triboas."}, {"start": 12596.02, "end": 12598.02, "text": " Guess who got an allocation for a 2026 triboas?"}, {"start": 12598.02, "end": 12603.02, "text": " Yeah, you got a motion Sarah you got a motion, huh?"}, {"start": 12603.02, "end": 12605.02, "text": " No, I appreciate it."}, {"start": 12605.02, "end": 12607.02, "text": " I appreciate it, Sarah."}, {"start": 12607.02, "end": 12609.02, "text": " Yeah, I didn't think you were going to do it."}, {"start": 12609.02, "end": 12610.02, "text": " I got to go."}, {"start": 12610.02, "end": 12612.02, "text": " That's when I say I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it."}, {"start": 12612.02, "end": 12615.02, "text": " No, that's facts, that's facts."}, {"start": 12615.02, "end": 12616.02, "text": " Yo, congratulations."}, {"start": 12616.02, "end": 12617.02, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 12617.02, "end": 12618.02, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 12618.02, "end": 12619.02, "text": " Yeah, I appreciate it."}, {"start": 12619.02, "end": 12621.02, "text": " Yeah, I've been growing it out for the last few months."}, {"start": 12621.02, "end": 12623.02, "text": " Yeah, I like it a bit."}, {"start": 12623.02, "end": 12624.02, "text": " I like it a bit."}, {"start": 12624.02, "end": 12625.02, "text": " I like it a bit."}, {"start": 12625.02, "end": 12626.02, "text": " Not bad, not bad."}, {"start": 12626.02, "end": 12628.42, "text": " Yeah, I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 12628.42, "end": 12629.26, "text": " All right, sexy."}, {"start": 12629.26, "end": 12630.08, "text": " I'll hit you, man."}, {"start": 12630.08, "end": 12630.92, "text": " All right, boss."}, {"start": 12630.92, "end": 12631.92, "text": " I'll hit you, bud."}, {"start": 12631.92, "end": 12634.54, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 12634.54, "end": 12636.960000000001, "text": " I got more people with that fuck with my beer"}, {"start": 12636.960000000001, "end": 12638.880000000001, "text": " than that don't fuck with my beer."}, {"start": 12639.92, "end": 12641.960000000001, "text": " And you know what that means?"}, {"start": 12641.960000000001, "end": 12643.42, "text": " You know what that means?"}, {"start": 12643.42, "end": 12646.24, "text": " That means this is a good addition to my life, bro."}, {"start": 12646.24, "end": 12647.48, "text": " This is a good addition to my life."}, {"start": 12647.48, "end": 12648.32, "text": " They lying to me."}, {"start": 12648.32, "end": 12649.16, "text": " They're not lying, bro."}, {"start": 12649.16, "end": 12650.640000000001, "text": " I would know if raised line of me."}, {"start": 12650.640000000001, "end": 12652.800000000001, "text": " I would know if raised line of me."}, {"start": 12652.800000000001, "end": 12655.640000000001, "text": " Yo, where the phone at?"}, {"start": 12656.02, "end": 12662.02, "text": " Now I'm telling you, I'm telling you, here's the thing, here's, Mari?"}, {"start": 12662.02, "end": 12666.02, "text": " Mari, I hate this shit."}, {"start": 12666.02, "end": 12669.02, "text": " Mari gonna let her jokes fucking fly, gang."}, {"start": 12669.02, "end": 12671.02, "text": " Let me come to our last one."}, {"start": 12671.02, "end": 12672.02, "text": " That was a good one."}, {"start": 12672.02, "end": 12674.02, "text": " You should have said that earlier, bro."}, {"start": 12674.02, "end": 12681.02, "text": " Central time, it's 8.38 right now."}, {"start": 12681.02, "end": 12683.02, "text": " You did?"}, {"start": 12683.02, "end": 12685.02, "text": " I didn't see you say that."}, {"start": 12685.02, "end": 12686.300000000001, "text": " Okay, my phone, here you go."}, {"start": 12689.54, "end": 12690.54, "text": " Something good."}, {"start": 12690.54, "end": 12691.84, "text": " Okay, that's one way to greet me."}, {"start": 12691.84, "end": 12693.18, "text": " Yeah, I'm on stream."}, {"start": 12693.18, "end": 12695.02, "text": " I'm gonna ask you a question though."}, {"start": 12695.02, "end": 12695.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12696.86, "end": 12698.18, "text": " Let's see about my new look."}, {"start": 12700.060000000001, "end": 12700.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12700.9, "end": 12702.62, "text": " I need you to stick with the two patches on your chin,"}, {"start": 12702.62, "end": 12703.460000000001, "text": " that's not scary."}, {"start": 12703.460000000001, "end": 12705.300000000001, "text": " Nah, your painting is outdated now."}, {"start": 12705.300000000001, "end": 12706.74, "text": " You look like that one dude"}, {"start": 12706.74, "end": 12710.42, "text": " off of that one scary movie, the homeless dude."}, {"start": 12710.42, "end": 12713.42, "text": " You talking about, you talking about dictator Aline?"}, {"start": 12713.42, "end": 12715.42, "text": " Uh, who?"}, {"start": 12715.42, "end": 12717.42, "text": " You too young for that. It's okay."}, {"start": 12717.42, "end": 12719.42, "text": " No, actually, you know who you look like, Loki?"}, {"start": 12719.42, "end": 12721.42, "text": " I studied a lot about Cuba."}, {"start": 12721.42, "end": 12723.42, "text": " Um, and..."}, {"start": 12723.42, "end": 12725.42, "text": " You know about Cuba?"}, {"start": 12725.42, "end": 12727.42, "text": " You look like Fidel Castro."}, {"start": 12727.42, "end": 12729.42, "text": " Oh, does he got motion chat?"}, {"start": 12729.42, "end": 12731.42, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 12731.42, "end": 12733.42, "text": " He's tough?"}, {"start": 12733.42, "end": 12735.42, "text": " I'm just saying, the beard kind of look like it."}, {"start": 12735.42, "end": 12737.42, "text": " Like, it's given that. Don't ever grow no beard."}, {"start": 12737.42, "end": 12739.42, "text": " Well, I don't think you have a good beard."}, {"start": 12739.42, "end": 12741.42, "text": " You gonna tell me after I grow the beard?"}, {"start": 12741.42, "end": 12742.26, "text": " I'm serious."}, {"start": 12742.26, "end": 12743.1, "text": " I saw your live, Nody."}, {"start": 12743.1, "end": 12745.62, "text": " You can't get away with a lot of stuff."}, {"start": 12745.62, "end": 12746.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12746.460000000001, "end": 12747.62, "text": " Give me two taps, damn, Mari."}, {"start": 12747.62, "end": 12748.460000000001, "text": " That's your problem."}, {"start": 12748.460000000001, "end": 12749.78, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 12749.78, "end": 12751.26, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna turn your nodies off then."}, {"start": 12751.26, "end": 12752.1, "text": " You'll be fine."}, {"start": 12752.1, "end": 12753.58, "text": " Give me two, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 12753.58, "end": 12754.42, "text": " no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12754.42, "end": 12755.460000000001, "text": " Okay, man, okay, you need the extra."}, {"start": 12755.460000000001, "end": 12756.3, "text": " You know what you do."}, {"start": 12756.3, "end": 12757.14, "text": " Yeah, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12757.14, "end": 12758.42, "text": " Anytime you click, I'm like,"}, {"start": 12758.42, "end": 12760.3, "text": " ah, thank God Mari's in the chat."}, {"start": 12762.34, "end": 12763.66, "text": " I feel the same way."}, {"start": 12763.66, "end": 12765.98, "text": " Thank you for coming to my stream sometimes."}, {"start": 12765.98, "end": 12768.38, "text": " I've been lurking all the time,"}, {"start": 12768.38, "end": 12770.62, "text": " but not anymore."}, {"start": 12770.62, "end": 12777.86, "text": " Not anymore because now you've got this whole Tamagotchi life shit and you've got my character with a big-ass fucking forehead"}, {"start": 12777.86, "end": 12781.400000000001, "text": " And you're sitting there role playing all type of bullshit. I see in the clips"}, {"start": 12786.34, "end": 12788.34, "text": " What"}, {"start": 12800.62, "end": 12804.02, "text": " Well, chop chop it off ASAP, please are you saying I'm not chopped?"}, {"start": 12808.1, "end": 12813.380000000001, "text": " But it definitely looks like you just put your pubes and you just attached it to your why everybody keeps saying"}, {"start": 12818.380000000001, "end": 12825.26, "text": " What do they look like I got like a crazy bush like I'm talking about like where you got to get the lawnmower type shit like a"}, {"start": 12825.86, "end": 12828.220000000001, "text": " Whole jungle you was just in the rainforest. You should know"}, {"start": 12828.220000000001, "end": 12831.960000000001, "text": " I mean, that's that's why I grew this story. I got superpowers"}, {"start": 12834.820000000002, "end": 12839.260000000002, "text": " It's fun, I can't convince you to like it. All right. I appreciate it. All right. Bye. Mr. Cubes"}, {"start": 12840.140000000001, "end": 12845.02, "text": " It's not gonna stick. All right, let me take a flick real quick chat. Let me take it. Let me take a flick real quick"}, {"start": 12845.02, "end": 12847.02, "text": " I look cute"}, {"start": 12851.220000000001, "end": 12853.18, "text": " I got my hair stylist coming later, too"}, {"start": 12853.18, "end": 12854.260000000002, "text": " That's not gonna be on stream"}, {"start": 12854.26, "end": 12860.18, "text": " So I got to be kind of quick I need my retweets words of bro my fucking dreads are disgusting coming from the rainforest"}, {"start": 12864.34, "end": 12866.34, "text": " Any hella flicks"}, {"start": 12869.94, "end": 12871.94, "text": " How we looking about"}, {"start": 12876.300000000001, "end": 12878.300000000001, "text": " No, no, I gotta be relaxed like"}, {"start": 12878.82, "end": 12882.02, "text": " Some shit like this. No like this. Maybe like oh"}, {"start": 12882.02, "end": 12884.02, "text": " Oh, this is a good look"}, {"start": 12888.74, "end": 12890.74, "text": " To cut agent comes up"}, {"start": 12892.26, "end": 12894.86, "text": " Call your mom now I like I don't call my mom"}, {"start": 12896.060000000001, "end": 12901.220000000001, "text": " You look like a father. All right. I don't know what that means bro. What the fuck is that supposed to me game?"}, {"start": 12902.18, "end": 12905.800000000001, "text": " It was lying. He didn't call you daddy. He don't always call me that"}, {"start": 12906.800000000001, "end": 12908.800000000001, "text": " Okay, you're more right. That's not gonna stay game"}, {"start": 12912.02, "end": 12914.02, "text": " Oh, that was a good flick."}, {"start": 12914.02, "end": 12916.02, "text": " Chad, look at this flick."}, {"start": 12920.02, "end": 12922.02, "text": " I'm sexy, nigga."}, {"start": 12922.02, "end": 12925.02, "text": " I'm sexy. I'm sexy, nigga."}, {"start": 12929.02, "end": 12931.02, "text": " Facebook profile picture."}, {"start": 12934.02, "end": 12936.02, "text": " Chad, what are we up to?"}, {"start": 12936.02, "end": 12938.02, "text": " Turn around and close that tab. We're not gonna make it."}, {"start": 12938.02, "end": 12940.02, "text": " We have to compromise or what?"}, {"start": 12942.02, "end": 12943.54, "text": " You look like a freak."}, {"start": 12943.54, "end": 12945.380000000001, "text": " Let it sit up, man, love."}, {"start": 12945.380000000001, "end": 12946.34, "text": " Oh, he frightened me."}, {"start": 12946.34, "end": 12948.18, "text": " Post that motherfucker on, um..."}, {"start": 12951.220000000001, "end": 12952.18, "text": " Let me post that shit."}, {"start": 12952.18, "end": 12953.220000000001, "text": " What's a good caption?"}, {"start": 12953.220000000001, "end": 12953.86, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 12953.86, "end": 12955.78, "text": " What's a good caption?"}, {"start": 12955.78, "end": 12957.060000000001, "text": " What is a good caption?"}, {"start": 12962.34, "end": 12963.460000000001, "text": " One like this."}, {"start": 12963.460000000001, "end": 12965.7, "text": " I can't move without myself, man."}, {"start": 12972.02, "end": 12974.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13002.02, "end": 13004.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13005.86, "end": 13007.86, "text": " Don't stand a chance. Oh"}, {"start": 13011.94, "end": 13016.9, "text": " Yes me I was gonna show you my new look. Hey"}, {"start": 13021.04, "end": 13023.04, "text": " You fuck it are"}, {"start": 13024.18, "end": 13028.5, "text": " Why to get quiet why to get quiet that's weird just tell me how you feel you can be honest"}, {"start": 13032.02, "end": 13040.5, "text": " I don't know, Ray said you look homeless or something, I don't know, Ray said you look"}, {"start": 13040.5, "end": 13041.5, "text": " homeless."}, {"start": 13041.5, "end": 13042.5, "text": " Ray."}, {"start": 13042.5, "end": 13046.5, "text": " Let's say you look like a crumb or something, you look like a bot, I don't know."}, {"start": 13046.5, "end": 13047.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13047.5, "end": 13048.5, "text": " Hold on, y'all don't like it?"}, {"start": 13048.5, "end": 13054.5, "text": " She said, she said, let's me say nigga that shit ass, let's me say nigga that shit ass."}, {"start": 13054.5, "end": 13056.5, "text": " She said nigga that shit ass."}, {"start": 13056.5, "end": 13057.5, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 13057.5, "end": 13059.5, "text": " She said nigga that shit ass."}, {"start": 13059.5, "end": 13060.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13060.5, "end": 13062.26, "text": " Does anybody there like it?"}, {"start": 13064.26, "end": 13066.7, "text": " No, I think you get those, the hot sauce parking."}, {"start": 13066.7, "end": 13067.66, "text": " Emily, you like it, right?"}, {"start": 13067.66, "end": 13068.7, "text": " It's warm."}, {"start": 13068.7, "end": 13069.86, "text": " It's warm."}, {"start": 13069.86, "end": 13073.3, "text": " Oh yeah, oh, let me tell you, it's real cozy, it's real cozy."}, {"start": 13073.3, "end": 13074.14, "text": " Yeah, it could be."}, {"start": 13074.14, "end": 13075.94, "text": " You could have some chips and else,"}, {"start": 13075.94, "end": 13076.86, "text": " or something like that."}, {"start": 13076.86, "end": 13079.54, "text": " I'd say some chip later, no, like an extra pocket."}, {"start": 13079.54, "end": 13080.38, "text": " Actually, something in it."}, {"start": 13080.38, "end": 13081.22, "text": " Yeah, you got something in it."}, {"start": 13081.22, "end": 13084.58, "text": " Yeah, no, no, that's a, yeah, that's."}, {"start": 13084.58, "end": 13085.9, "text": " It's a lid."}, {"start": 13085.9, "end": 13088.18, "text": " I got it, that happens though, that happens."}, {"start": 13088.18, "end": 13090.1, "text": " I don't think the greatest for you, man."}, {"start": 13090.1, "end": 13092.02, "text": " I don't think the beer is your thing, gang."}, {"start": 13092.02, "end": 13093.84, "text": " I think maybe you should just focus on channel"}, {"start": 13093.84, "end": 13094.84, "text": " or something like that."}, {"start": 13094.84, "end": 13097.380000000001, "text": " I don't really think the beer is to you, my God."}, {"start": 13097.380000000001, "end": 13099.5, "text": " No, come on, come on."}, {"start": 13099.5, "end": 13100.5, "text": " I love you, though."}, {"start": 13100.5, "end": 13101.82, "text": " I love you too, bro."}, {"start": 13101.82, "end": 13103.82, "text": " I love you too, thank you."}, {"start": 13133.82, "end": 13135.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13139.22, "end": 13141.22, "text": " Don't post it"}, {"start": 13163.82, "end": 13168.82, "text": " Probably more of a call to me"}, {"start": 13169.82, "end": 13172.82, "text": " Say that deep in my heart"}, {"start": 13172.82, "end": 13175.82, "text": " You're thinking I am wrong"}, {"start": 13176.82, "end": 13180.82, "text": " And I'm not even gonna be strong"}, {"start": 13180.82, "end": 13185.82, "text": " And I'm not even gonna say that"}, {"start": 13185.82, "end": 13192.82, "text": " I'm voting no."}, {"start": 13192.82, "end": 13201.82, "text": " What the fuck is Chris doing, bro?"}, {"start": 13201.82, "end": 13211.82, "text": " Is he on a fucking horse?"}, {"start": 13211.82, "end": 13213.82, "text": " What's he doing, bro?"}, {"start": 13213.82, "end": 13215.82, "text": " He's got a fucking horse?"}, {"start": 13231.82, "end": 13234.82, "text": " Agent called Duke Dennis to show him his new beer transplant."}, {"start": 13237.82, "end": 13239.82, "text": " It's 9 p.m. What is this?"}, {"start": 13239.82, "end": 13251.22, "text": " The top comment is Russell, Russell Midlot."}, {"start": 13251.22, "end": 13261.119999999999, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 13261.119999999999, "end": 13266.039999999999, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 13266.04, "end": 13272.2, "text": " Oh, I can't laugh probably game up bottom by my face tied up. Yeah, I don't say man"}, {"start": 13273.160000000002, "end": 13275.640000000001, "text": " There were bottom of my face real tied up right now, bro"}, {"start": 13277.080000000002, "end": 13279.080000000002, "text": " Ain't much I could do about that Gingo"}, {"start": 13280.44, "end": 13282.44, "text": " Hey much I could do about that"}, {"start": 13283.480000000001, "end": 13288.44, "text": " All right, Santa ass laughing. Let me make sure it went up on Twitter as well"}, {"start": 13288.44, "end": 13290.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13293.720000000001, "end": 13296.2, "text": " Think they fucking without you know, I'm gonna check back in a little bit later"}, {"start": 13297.76, "end": 13299.76, "text": " Looks even worse from this. Oh, what?"}, {"start": 13300.960000000001, "end": 13302.960000000001, "text": " That's actually just creepy dude"}, {"start": 13306.720000000001, "end": 13308.720000000001, "text": " Let's pop out yo"}, {"start": 13318.44, "end": 13320.44, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13324.84, "end": 13326.92, "text": " Rollo if I he about to sell me use tires"}, {"start": 13331.16, "end": 13334.04, "text": " Put your hair up a little better like this game"}, {"start": 13335.800000000001, "end": 13337.800000000001, "text": " Lucky"}, {"start": 13338.640000000001, "end": 13344.720000000001, "text": " Look more natural you little homeless. What you trying to say game the beard shit is just for homeless people come on, bro"}, {"start": 13344.720000000001, "end": 13356.140000000001, "text": " fuck me chat fuck when the game is me and is meeting James fuck me bro is me and James"}, {"start": 13356.140000000001, "end": 13371.460000000001, "text": " yeah Mr. Horton himself y'all got the same hairline too and I really fucking like I put in so much"}, {"start": 13371.460000000001, "end": 13377.060000000001, "text": " effort. No, no, I put in so much effort into this look for me and I had Taty come all the way up here"}, {"start": 13377.94, "end": 13385.7, "text": " to elevate my look, you know, 30s coming up and obviously, you know, it's time for me to experiment"}, {"start": 13385.7, "end": 13390.580000000002, "text": " and see, you know, what look is going to fit me and stuff like that. And the least you guys can do"}, {"start": 13390.580000000002, "end": 13395.220000000001, "text": " is be a little bit constructive with your criticism, you know, what is that says?"}, {"start": 13395.220000000001, "end": 13400.500000000002, "text": " What the come on that doesn't come on bro that does"}, {"start": 13404.820000000002, "end": 13408.300000000001, "text": " It's not even funny, but that's not fucking funny bro"}, {"start": 13410.220000000001, "end": 13412.220000000001, "text": " It's good"}, {"start": 13412.220000000001, "end": 13414.220000000001, "text": " Okay, it's good"}, {"start": 13416.1, "end": 13418.1, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 13422.62, "end": 13424.62, "text": " And that's how you strain okay"}, {"start": 13425.220000000001, "end": 13427.220000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 13429.18, "end": 13433.140000000001, "text": " And then you're always dead no, and then you want to get a IRL to okay, right?"}, {"start": 13433.140000000001, "end": 13437.78, "text": " And then what you want to do is you want to swap it? Okay, you want to swap it over here, okay?"}, {"start": 13437.78, "end": 13443.060000000001, "text": " And then you're always dead and then you want to get an iron tool kit, right?"}, {"start": 13443.060000000001, "end": 13446.1, "text": " And then what you want to do is you want to swap it, okay?"}, {"start": 13446.1, "end": 13447.78, "text": " You want to swap it over here?"}, {"start": 13447.78, "end": 13449.78, "text": " No, no, grandpa."}, {"start": 13449.78, "end": 13451.78, "text": " This is not grandpa."}, {"start": 13451.78, "end": 13452.78, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 13452.78, "end": 13453.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13453.78, "end": 13454.78, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 13454.78, "end": 13455.78, "text": " Let me."}, {"start": 13455.78, "end": 13456.78, "text": " You're okay."}, {"start": 13456.78, "end": 13458.78, "text": " Remember how grandma used to touch you?"}, {"start": 13458.78, "end": 13459.78, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 13459.78, "end": 13460.78, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 13460.78, "end": 13461.78, "text": " You remember her grandma?"}, {"start": 13461.78, "end": 13462.78, "text": " What was her name?"}, {"start": 13462.78, "end": 13463.78, "text": " Yeah, I just called her grandma."}, {"start": 13467.78, "end": 13469.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13479.66, "end": 13481.94, "text": " You're good check I gotta click fix are you delay?"}, {"start": 13484.300000000001, "end": 13486.7, "text": " Two's twos twos, how do I sound?"}, {"start": 13494.060000000001, "end": 13496.060000000001, "text": " I'm smiling. Got a little better now"}, {"start": 13497.78, "end": 13508.36, "text": " Azen got a VBL beard this is what it's come to bro this is what it's come to"}, {"start": 13508.36, "end": 13514.74, "text": " gang they saying ill not fuck you to the niggas"}, {"start": 13515.86, "end": 13524.62, "text": " yeah thanks go what's the tick tock"}, {"start": 13524.62, "end": 13534.62, "text": " You know how to like, I see you in drafts, you got like a lot of like, you know, I got"}, {"start": 13534.62, "end": 13538.62, "text": " like a lot of war forms and stuff like that to do that, like I don't, I don't, I don't"}, {"start": 13538.62, "end": 13540.62, "text": " want to be a little bit, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 13540.62, "end": 13542.62, "text": " I'm just putting sexy music behind that."}, {"start": 13542.62, "end": 13546.62, "text": " Yo, can I, can I see what a real strap looks like?"}, {"start": 13546.62, "end": 13547.62, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 13547.62, "end": 13549.62, "text": " I'm trying to tick off!"}, {"start": 13549.62, "end": 13551.62, "text": " Sorry about that."}, {"start": 13551.62, "end": 13552.62, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 13552.62, "end": 13554.62, "text": " It's a good chin."}, {"start": 13558.12, "end": 13560.12, "text": " Get off of me!"}, {"start": 13562.12, "end": 13564.12, "text": " Yeah, you know what you should do?"}, {"start": 13564.12, "end": 13566.12, "text": " We should go in like, in the public."}, {"start": 13566.12, "end": 13567.12, "text": " In the public."}, {"start": 13567.12, "end": 13568.12, "text": " It's 19 seconds."}, {"start": 13568.12, "end": 13569.12, "text": " Where you going public?"}, {"start": 13569.12, "end": 13570.12, "text": " You can talk to him."}, {"start": 13570.12, "end": 13571.12, "text": " Alright, let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 13571.12, "end": 13573.12, "text": " Listen, listen, listen, listen."}, {"start": 13573.12, "end": 13574.12, "text": " Nigga, that's a gun!"}, {"start": 13574.12, "end": 13575.12, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13575.12, "end": 13576.12, "text": " He wouldn't suck a fuck up!"}, {"start": 13576.12, "end": 13578.12, "text": " You got two seconds of the actual board."}, {"start": 13578.12, "end": 13579.12, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 13579.12, "end": 13581.12, "text": " No, it takes."}, {"start": 13581.12, "end": 13585.880000000001, "text": " The three takes you yelling at Caleb. That's not going to the tick tock money. You have to stop running my tiktoks"}, {"start": 13594.44, "end": 13596.44, "text": " You guys with the Marcus angle"}, {"start": 13601.320000000002, "end": 13603.320000000002, "text": " How long was that"}, {"start": 13611.12, "end": 13618.12, "text": " Yeah, let's see the bottom of your chin."}, {"start": 13618.12, "end": 13621.12, "text": " Yeah, let's get it up."}, {"start": 13621.12, "end": 13624.12, "text": " Wow, damn, look at that."}, {"start": 13624.12, "end": 13626.12, "text": " See, you know what you do?"}, {"start": 13626.12, "end": 13631.12, "text": " We should go out in public and then like, let me follow you around with the camera."}, {"start": 13631.12, "end": 13632.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13632.12, "end": 13635.12, "text": " And then we go to people and he's like, yo, stop."}, {"start": 13635.12, "end": 13637.12, "text": " Big bitches on the thing."}, {"start": 13637.12, "end": 13640.12, "text": " Yeah, one, two, three, four."}, {"start": 13640.12, "end": 13642.12, "text": " to fuck my shit"}, {"start": 13646.28, "end": 13648.28, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 13649.28, "end": 13651.28, "text": " We're going dad"}, {"start": 13652.0, "end": 13654.0, "text": " Son"}, {"start": 13659.44, "end": 13661.44, "text": " We haven't done it at home"}, {"start": 13664.68, "end": 13666.68, "text": " Well, that's cuz uh"}, {"start": 13666.800000000001, "end": 13668.800000000001, "text": " Cuz you failed school"}, {"start": 13670.12, "end": 13675.52, "text": " You fucking with my beer game you fucking with it"}, {"start": 13680.68, "end": 13682.68, "text": " Do you like it"}, {"start": 13688.2, "end": 13693.44, "text": " He fucks with it set lock that in oh, you know talk to you got some food"}, {"start": 13693.44, "end": 13695.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13698.800000000001, "end": 13703.36, "text": " You know who ate it all that fridge, oh the one in the laundry room"}, {"start": 13706.640000000001, "end": 13710.480000000001, "text": " Well, I'm gonna have them directly put my shit in my fridge and they get some close boys stops doing food"}, {"start": 13712.640000000001, "end": 13717.94, "text": " Only dog food, but it's not like the dog food is like kicking and shit. It's like chicken and seafood though, Tati"}, {"start": 13717.94, "end": 13724.94, "text": " Or pedigree, yeah, or the pedigree."}, {"start": 13724.94, "end": 13728.94, "text": " Yo, check the other fridge for her."}, {"start": 13728.94, "end": 13729.94, "text": " I'll do it."}, {"start": 13729.94, "end": 13730.94, "text": " I'll charge her, man."}, {"start": 13730.94, "end": 13732.94, "text": " I told him like this 20 times."}, {"start": 13732.94, "end": 13734.94, "text": " She's fucking starving, dude."}, {"start": 13734.94, "end": 13736.94, "text": " I heard her stomach growl like 25 times."}, {"start": 13736.94, "end": 13737.94, "text": " I didn't want to say nothing."}, {"start": 13737.94, "end": 13740.94, "text": " You know, it's like, damn, you didn't eat before you came, you know?"}, {"start": 13740.94, "end": 13741.94, "text": " Like, what's really going on, bro?"}, {"start": 13741.94, "end": 13742.94, "text": " Is she fasting?"}, {"start": 13742.94, "end": 13746.94, "text": " I wasn't going to say nothing to her, but it's like, it gets to a point, you know?"}, {"start": 13746.94, "end": 13750.94, "text": " I guess to a fucking point, bro"}, {"start": 13759.94, "end": 13762.94, "text": " Just filled with food, dude. Catfish and spaghetti."}, {"start": 13764.94, "end": 13767.94, "text": " Catfish and chicken, cob salad. Which one do you think she's into, Jack?"}, {"start": 13768.94, "end": 13771.94, "text": " Um, spaghetti, chicken. Ooh, that one has my name on it."}, {"start": 13771.94, "end": 13775.94, "text": " Never got my name on it. Never got my name on it. Never got my name on it."}, {"start": 13776.94, "end": 13778.94, "text": " So you don't fuck with this."}, {"start": 13778.94, "end": 13780.94, "text": " That guy's a salad, that's ass."}, {"start": 13780.94, "end": 13782.94, "text": " Got him in a catfish though."}, {"start": 13782.94, "end": 13784.94, "text": " She's not gonna like that."}, {"start": 13784.94, "end": 13786.94, "text": " Go salad."}, {"start": 13786.94, "end": 13788.94, "text": " Wait, come on."}, {"start": 13788.94, "end": 13790.94, "text": " If I give her a salad, am I calling her fat?"}, {"start": 13794.94, "end": 13796.94, "text": " Sit."}, {"start": 13798.94, "end": 13800.94, "text": " Is this the rental beard? No, no, no, the rental beard is ass."}, {"start": 13800.94, "end": 13829.58, "text": " Yeah, you're allowed to eat, that's all you, yeah, yeah, we might go to Popeyes if you"}, {"start": 13829.58, "end": 13832.62, "text": " you want some"}, {"start": 13832.62, "end": 13837.62, "text": " uh... no you can have it all and uh... the microwave is down over there"}, {"start": 13837.62, "end": 13841.78, "text": " you know the microwave that"}, {"start": 13841.78, "end": 13843.22, "text": " i know but"}, {"start": 13843.22, "end": 13847.72, "text": " but it got chicken in it though"}, {"start": 13847.72, "end": 13849.72, "text": " you know it"}, {"start": 13849.72, "end": 13851.72, "text": " yeah now i'm going to get the fourth before"}, {"start": 13851.720000000001, "end": 13862.720000000001, "text": " Hey Tatsy, do you like forks or do you like spoons?"}, {"start": 13862.720000000001, "end": 13864.720000000001, "text": " Of course I do."}, {"start": 13864.720000000001, "end": 13870.720000000001, "text": " Maybe I'll get her a side plate, watch this service check."}, {"start": 13870.720000000001, "end": 13874.720000000001, "text": " Side plate, and then we can get her a storey bag,"}, {"start": 13874.720000000001, "end": 13878.720000000001, "text": " in case you want to fight something later."}, {"start": 13878.720000000001, "end": 13882.720000000001, "text": " And then, what else could you put in there?"}, {"start": 13882.720000000001, "end": 13886.720000000001, "text": " Maybe some salt. Could always use some more salt."}, {"start": 13886.720000000001, "end": 13890.720000000001, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 13894.720000000001, "end": 13898.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, I just got you a side plate, just in case you need"}, {"start": 13898.720000000001, "end": 13902.720000000001, "text": " some salt, just in case there's not enough in there. And then, just in case you need"}, {"start": 13902.720000000001, "end": 13903.720000000001, "text": " Oh, the bag."}, {"start": 13903.720000000001, "end": 13904.720000000001, "text": " And the pasta."}, {"start": 13904.720000000001, "end": 13906.720000000001, "text": " It just in case you need leftovers."}, {"start": 13910.720000000001, "end": 13913.720000000001, "text": " I'm about to guess what her favorite flavor is."}, {"start": 13913.720000000001, "end": 13915.720000000001, "text": " She's not a Coke person at all."}, {"start": 13915.720000000001, "end": 13916.720000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 13916.720000000001, "end": 13919.720000000001, "text": " She listens to metal chess, so she definitely would be into..."}, {"start": 13921.720000000001, "end": 13922.720000000001, "text": " She would be into..."}, {"start": 13922.720000000001, "end": 13924.720000000001, "text": " Great phanto or is that racist?"}, {"start": 13924.720000000001, "end": 13925.720000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13925.720000000001, "end": 13927.720000000001, "text": " Let's just go bubbly sparkling water."}, {"start": 13928.720000000001, "end": 13930.720000000001, "text": " Sparkling? She's not old enough?"}, {"start": 13930.720000000001, "end": 13937.720000000001, "text": " enough? That's all people say. You know what? There's no way she don't fuck with me."}, {"start": 13950.12, "end": 13956.12, "text": " I feel like you're more like a slaps type of person. You not gonna eat it?"}, {"start": 13956.12, "end": 13958.12, "text": " Yeah, or vitamin water with everyone you want"}, {"start": 13959.740000000002, "end": 13963.960000000001, "text": " Okay, yeah, that's all that's hot fucking told you guys fucking told you guys I"}, {"start": 13964.880000000001, "end": 13969.480000000001, "text": " Told you using the vitamin water, but you say it's wax you say it's right. Hey, then she won't fuck with sweats"}, {"start": 13971.36, "end": 13975.160000000002, "text": " Oh, it's zero sugar one guys. That's the fat people"}, {"start": 13978.880000000001, "end": 13981.800000000001, "text": " Check over this one or she can think I'm calling a fat"}, {"start": 13981.800000000001, "end": 13986.800000000001, "text": " Fuck, I like these ones, so if I like it, she's gone."}, {"start": 13986.800000000001, "end": 13990.800000000001, "text": " Because I'm the reason they stuck this in the A&P house."}, {"start": 13990.800000000001, "end": 13995.800000000001, "text": " Got your favorite?"}, {"start": 13995.800000000001, "end": 13997.800000000001, "text": " Yep, yep, anytime."}, {"start": 13997.800000000001, "end": 14000.800000000001, "text": " I'll get you like a Coke from Popeyes or something like that."}, {"start": 14000.800000000001, "end": 14003.800000000001, "text": " Or a one piece meal."}, {"start": 14003.800000000001, "end": 14004.800000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 14004.800000000001, "end": 14008.800000000001, "text": " What do you want us to do with India?"}, {"start": 14008.800000000001, "end": 14019.2, "text": " Yeah, okay. Hey Davis, what up, Nick? Are you not you? Him. Hey, Nick."}, {"start": 14019.2, "end": 14029.000000000002, "text": " Huh? Are you fucking with the beer? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Well, I grew it out. Come"}, {"start": 14029.000000000002, "end": 14036.640000000001, "text": " on, man, you know, you know what it is. No, yes, I got some juices from the Amazon. It's"}, {"start": 14036.64, "end": 14039.24, "text": " something about the amazon that did it to me"}, {"start": 14039.24, "end": 14041.16, "text": " yet if you guys see"}, {"start": 14041.16, "end": 14042.96, "text": " a black woman"}, {"start": 14042.96, "end": 14044.5, "text": " roll a card in here"}, {"start": 14044.5, "end": 14046.16, "text": " and say she's my hairstylist"}, {"start": 14046.16, "end": 14053.16, "text": " tell her i'll be right back"}, {"start": 14054.519999999999, "end": 14061.519999999999, "text": " and he's a good singer bro, he's a really good singer"}, {"start": 14066.64, "end": 14069.199999999999, "text": " I feel like you weirded her out a little bit with the massage, but it wasn't weird for me."}, {"start": 14071.199999999999, "end": 14072.48, "text": " When you gave me the massage earlier."}, {"start": 14072.48, "end": 14073.519999999999, "text": " Oh, you didn't weird her out?"}, {"start": 14073.519999999999, "end": 14074.64, "text": " Yeah, I think it weirded her out."}, {"start": 14074.64, "end": 14075.76, "text": " I don't think it weirded her out."}, {"start": 14075.76, "end": 14076.8, "text": " No, no, it wasn't weird."}, {"start": 14076.8, "end": 14077.519999999999, "text": " But I think..."}, {"start": 14077.519999999999, "end": 14078.72, "text": " You see my nick on the middle of the video?"}, {"start": 14078.72, "end": 14079.519999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I saw it earlier."}, {"start": 14079.519999999999, "end": 14080.4, "text": " She did the car wash, too."}, {"start": 14080.4, "end": 14080.88, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 14080.88, "end": 14082.88, "text": " Yeah, I was at the car wash, and Nick pulled up on me."}, {"start": 14082.88, "end": 14083.599999999999, "text": " He said, what you doing here?"}, {"start": 14083.599999999999, "end": 14084.56, "text": " I said, hey, what you doing here?"}, {"start": 14084.56, "end": 14085.039999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14085.039999999999, "end": 14086.72, "text": " And I'm like, Nick, is that a..."}, {"start": 14086.72, "end": 14088.08, "text": " Yeah, bro, take that shit off, man."}, {"start": 14088.72, "end": 14090.48, "text": " You look like a fucking bot, bro."}, {"start": 14090.48, "end": 14091.039999999999, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 14091.039999999999, "end": 14092.08, "text": " Bro, you look like a..."}, {"start": 14092.08, "end": 14094.48, "text": " Like, bro, this shit is like so fraudulent here."}, {"start": 14094.48, "end": 14098.68, "text": " This is like, bro, beard's are for hard niggas, bro, like me and Caleb."}, {"start": 14098.68, "end": 14100.98, "text": " You look like a fucking cutie for cutie, bro."}, {"start": 14100.98, "end": 14102.48, "text": " Take that shit off."}, {"start": 14102.48, "end": 14109.08, "text": " The long hair beard and then cubes for a mustache."}, {"start": 14109.08, "end": 14110.08, "text": " I can't hear you, gang."}, {"start": 14110.08, "end": 14110.88, "text": " I can't hear you."}, {"start": 14110.88, "end": 14112.28, "text": " I can't hear you anymore."}, {"start": 14112.28, "end": 14113.48, "text": " I don't know what to say, bro."}, {"start": 14113.48, "end": 14114.58, "text": " Hell, get engine."}, {"start": 14114.58, "end": 14115.68, "text": " I can't fucking hear you."}, {"start": 14152.08, "end": 14154.08, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14154.08, "end": 14156.08, "text": " I was just gonna say she's on the way."}, {"start": 14156.08, "end": 14158.08, "text": " Take your time."}, {"start": 14158.08, "end": 14160.08, "text": " I'm late."}, {"start": 14160.08, "end": 14162.08, "text": " You got mad time."}, {"start": 14162.08, "end": 14163.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14163.08, "end": 14164.08, "text": " Guys."}, {"start": 14164.08, "end": 14166.08, "text": " I'm gonna send her a photo of my beard."}, {"start": 14166.08, "end": 14168.08, "text": " Yeah, for sure. Do that."}, {"start": 14168.08, "end": 14170.08, "text": " What do you get, surprising?"}, {"start": 14170.08, "end": 14171.08, "text": " You right?"}, {"start": 14171.08, "end": 14172.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14172.08, "end": 14173.08, "text": " I'm not a content creator."}, {"start": 14173.08, "end": 14175.08, "text": " What do you regret?"}, {"start": 14175.08, "end": 14176.08, "text": " No, guys."}, {"start": 14176.08, "end": 14179.08, "text": " It's good to let her hang out with me."}, {"start": 14179.08, "end": 14183.08, "text": " Hey, you can't talk to a nigga with beer like that!"}, {"start": 14183.08, "end": 14185.08, "text": " Let's go bitch-ass up and be our smack-deer!"}, {"start": 14185.08, "end": 14187.08, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 14187.08, "end": 14189.08, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 14189.08, "end": 14191.08, "text": " There's a car full of bearded men!"}, {"start": 14191.08, "end": 14193.08, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 14193.08, "end": 14196.08, "text": " Hey! Get your credit school up, bitch!"}, {"start": 14196.08, "end": 14199.08, "text": " Get your fucking little city electric car out of here, you fucking baby!"}, {"start": 14199.08, "end": 14201.08, "text": " And we'll land!"}, {"start": 14201.08, "end": 14203.08, "text": " Gasoline!"}, {"start": 14203.08, "end": 14205.08, "text": " Diesel!"}, {"start": 14205.08, "end": 14207.08, "text": " Baby-faced-ass bitch, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 14207.08, "end": 14209.08, "text": " with your mom that simulac on your breath"}, {"start": 14209.08, "end": 14211.08, "text": " like that, who put that mask on like that"}, {"start": 14211.08, "end": 14213.08, "text": " that's how you make it"}, {"start": 14213.08, "end": 14215.08, "text": " you need to press that shit tight"}, {"start": 14215.08, "end": 14217.08, "text": " just press it"}, {"start": 14217.08, "end": 14219.08, "text": " hold that, is that food?"}, {"start": 14219.08, "end": 14221.08, "text": " yeah, that's what I'm talking about"}, {"start": 14221.08, "end": 14223.08, "text": " oh, I don't think she's"}, {"start": 14223.08, "end": 14225.08, "text": " hold on, who's that for?"}, {"start": 14227.08, "end": 14229.08, "text": " agent?"}, {"start": 14229.08, "end": 14231.08, "text": " no, it's alright"}, {"start": 14231.08, "end": 14233.08, "text": " yo, do you say Dave Chappelle?"}, {"start": 14233.08, "end": 14235.08, "text": " wait, that means Tati's not eating my food"}, {"start": 14235.08, "end": 14237.08, "text": " I fucking told you"}, {"start": 14237.08, "end": 14239.08, "text": " She didn't have too much"}, {"start": 14239.08, "end": 14241.08, "text": " She didn't want to tell me the food"}, {"start": 14241.08, "end": 14243.08, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 14243.08, "end": 14245.08, "text": " How did they treat me?"}, {"start": 14245.08, "end": 14247.08, "text": " She ordered food"}, {"start": 14247.08, "end": 14249.08, "text": " Hey, she didn't say that to me"}, {"start": 14249.08, "end": 14251.08, "text": " You know she just looked at me"}, {"start": 14251.08, "end": 14253.08, "text": " and fucking smiled"}, {"start": 14253.08, "end": 14255.08, "text": " I bet she doesn't even like fighting the water"}, {"start": 14255.08, "end": 14257.08, "text": " Oh my god, what do we got?"}, {"start": 14257.08, "end": 14259.08, "text": " Is that baby in the trunk at me?"}, {"start": 14259.08, "end": 14261.08, "text": " I fucking want you off the road bitch"}, {"start": 14261.08, "end": 14263.08, "text": " I got a beard, you gotta get over here"}, {"start": 14263.08, "end": 14265.52, "text": " I'm here, I'm masculine, I'm masculine."}, {"start": 14265.52, "end": 14266.66, "text": " I'm a little bit controlling."}, {"start": 14266.66, "end": 14267.5, "text": " I'm showing you the test trip."}, {"start": 14267.5, "end": 14269.0, "text": " Don't forget, you don't need to control me."}, {"start": 14269.0, "end": 14270.16, "text": " Why are we backing up?"}, {"start": 14270.16, "end": 14271.48, "text": " I don't know why they're backing up."}, {"start": 14271.48, "end": 14272.4, "text": " I could have back up at hands,"}, {"start": 14272.4, "end": 14273.92, "text": " they're like the power's not gonna pass."}, {"start": 14273.92, "end": 14275.88, "text": " Yo, pull on, ay!"}, {"start": 14275.88, "end": 14276.7, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 14276.7, "end": 14277.539999999999, "text": " They gotta go."}, {"start": 14277.539999999999, "end": 14278.5, "text": " That's it, right?"}, {"start": 14278.5, "end": 14279.9, "text": " I'm just gonna go right back to this."}, {"start": 14279.9, "end": 14281.62, "text": " Ah, yo sir pull one up!"}, {"start": 14281.62, "end": 14283.16, "text": " Come, come, come, come!"}, {"start": 14283.16, "end": 14285.22, "text": " Come on, we're having a joyous time!"}, {"start": 14285.22, "end": 14287.86, "text": " You gotta go, she's good."}, {"start": 14287.86, "end": 14290.38, "text": " Yeah, just pull it in here for me."}, {"start": 14290.38, "end": 14291.72, "text": " Shit, shit."}, {"start": 14291.720000000001, "end": 14293.720000000001, "text": " Can I get access to my window please this time?"}, {"start": 14293.720000000001, "end": 14294.720000000001, "text": " Thank you sir."}, {"start": 14294.720000000001, "end": 14295.720000000001, "text": " So I can touch people?"}, {"start": 14295.720000000001, "end": 14297.720000000001, "text": " You got to say thank you, but he's at my mountain."}, {"start": 14297.720000000001, "end": 14299.720000000001, "text": " Ooh, he's at my mountain."}, {"start": 14299.720000000001, "end": 14300.720000000001, "text": " He's at my mountain."}, {"start": 14300.720000000001, "end": 14301.720000000001, "text": " He's at your mountain."}, {"start": 14301.720000000001, "end": 14302.720000000001, "text": " He's at your trap."}, {"start": 14302.720000000001, "end": 14303.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I run this mountain."}, {"start": 14303.720000000001, "end": 14304.720000000001, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 14304.720000000001, "end": 14306.720000000001, "text": " I'm about to press him."}, {"start": 14306.720000000001, "end": 14307.720000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 14307.720000000001, "end": 14309.720000000001, "text": " Someone back here."}, {"start": 14309.720000000001, "end": 14311.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm saying so many words back here."}, {"start": 14311.720000000001, "end": 14313.720000000001, "text": " Bro, I guess we're on YouTube."}, {"start": 14313.720000000001, "end": 14314.720000000001, "text": " Who on YouTube?"}, {"start": 14314.720000000001, "end": 14315.720000000001, "text": " Good shot."}, {"start": 14315.720000000001, "end": 14317.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god, somebody's beeping that whole thing."}, {"start": 14317.720000000001, "end": 14318.720000000001, "text": " I'm gonna look his ass."}, {"start": 14318.720000000001, "end": 14319.720000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 14319.720000000001, "end": 14320.720000000001, "text": " Let's get out of here."}, {"start": 14320.720000000001, "end": 14323.720000000001, "text": " It looks like a charge or a health cat or something like that."}, {"start": 14323.720000000001, "end": 14324.720000000001, "text": " Let me know about window access."}, {"start": 14324.720000000001, "end": 14325.720000000001, "text": " That's nice and that."}, {"start": 14326.720000000001, "end": 14327.720000000001, "text": " That means a camera."}, {"start": 14327.720000000001, "end": 14328.720000000001, "text": " That's a tycoon."}, {"start": 14328.720000000001, "end": 14329.720000000001, "text": " Dude, I fucking suck on cars."}, {"start": 14330.720000000001, "end": 14331.720000000001, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 14331.720000000001, "end": 14333.720000000001, "text": " You don't want to race, fuck him."}, {"start": 14334.720000000001, "end": 14335.720000000001, "text": " You think you can smoke this car?"}, {"start": 14335.720000000001, "end": 14336.720000000001, "text": " You don't want to."}, {"start": 14336.720000000001, "end": 14337.720000000001, "text": " Go smoke him."}, {"start": 14337.720000000001, "end": 14338.720000000001, "text": " It's a miracle."}, {"start": 14338.720000000001, "end": 14339.720000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14341.720000000001, "end": 14342.720000000001, "text": " Dust me."}, {"start": 14342.720000000001, "end": 14343.720000000001, "text": " 702 horsepower."}, {"start": 14343.720000000001, "end": 14344.720000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be in the car right now."}, {"start": 14344.720000000001, "end": 14345.720000000001, "text": " Get down."}, {"start": 14345.720000000001, "end": 14346.720000000001, "text": " 702 horsepower."}, {"start": 14346.720000000001, "end": 14348.720000000001, "text": " Alright, who's taking care of who's being there?"}, {"start": 14348.720000000001, "end": 14358.28, "text": " Go back to serve me, that's all me right there, your check is a one piece meal, one piece"}, {"start": 14358.28, "end": 14373.68, "text": " of chicken, because if it isn't, turn it back around, it's a two piece, like a 22"}, {"start": 14373.68, "end": 14375.68, "text": " I'll shut said to so should be to"}, {"start": 14383.68, "end": 14385.68, "text": " We can hear you at least you can"}, {"start": 14390.68, "end": 14392.68, "text": " You're like real dark"}, {"start": 14392.68, "end": 14394.68, "text": " Yeah. Yeah, you can do the nice ones."}, {"start": 14394.68, "end": 14395.68, "text": " So I'm gonna take it."}, {"start": 14395.68, "end": 14397.68, "text": " I don't know how to. I don't know how to."}, {"start": 14397.68, "end": 14399.68, "text": " Oh, so there's a light back there. You can turn it off."}, {"start": 14399.68, "end": 14401.68, "text": " Oh, I can. It's fine. Nice."}, {"start": 14401.68, "end": 14403.68, "text": " Agent, what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 14403.68, "end": 14405.68, "text": " Don't do that now."}, {"start": 14405.68, "end": 14407.68, "text": " I look fresh to death."}, {"start": 14407.68, "end": 14409.68, "text": " Dead? Yeah."}, {"start": 14409.68, "end": 14413.68, "text": " I look fresh to death. Don't do that."}, {"start": 14413.68, "end": 14415.68, "text": " Yeah, you're fresh to death."}, {"start": 14415.68, "end": 14417.68, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 14417.68, "end": 14419.68, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 14419.68, "end": 14421.68, "text": " Yeah, you're romantic, man."}, {"start": 14421.68, "end": 14423.68, "text": " You're romantic."}, {"start": 14423.68, "end": 14425.68, "text": " We could do a pop-up."}, {"start": 14425.68, "end": 14427.68, "text": " I'm gonna go save them cherries."}, {"start": 14427.68, "end": 14429.68, "text": " Okay, whatever you like, son."}, {"start": 14429.68, "end": 14431.68, "text": " Okay, we'll save some pop-ups."}, {"start": 14431.68, "end": 14433.68, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 14433.68, "end": 14435.68, "text": " You won the drink."}, {"start": 14435.68, "end": 14437.68, "text": " No, check. You do it a minute."}, {"start": 14437.68, "end": 14439.68, "text": " Remember when I went to do this a couple months ago?"}, {"start": 14439.68, "end": 14441.68, "text": " And our first lot of Rolls Royce ended in mine later?"}, {"start": 14441.68, "end": 14443.68, "text": " Remember that? Remember that?"}, {"start": 14443.68, "end": 14445.68, "text": " I remember that."}, {"start": 14445.68, "end": 14451.36, "text": " remember that I found that I met the nigger I met the nigger who owns the"}, {"start": 14451.36, "end": 14455.16, "text": " center that I sat in the McLaren center that I sat in I met the guy who owns it"}, {"start": 14455.16, "end": 14457.800000000001, "text": " the hook the"}, {"start": 14457.800000000001, "end": 14468.44, "text": " the big body truck no no it's a really fast unique car yeah it's like a"}, {"start": 14468.44, "end": 14473.92, "text": " Which I was like two million dollars. Yeah, um that car so by developer"}, {"start": 14474.36, "end": 14476.36, "text": " What developer?"}, {"start": 14476.52, "end": 14478.52, "text": " I'll let you go again developer a land developer"}, {"start": 14479.24, "end": 14481.24, "text": " He makes some new issues"}, {"start": 14483.32, "end": 14487.84, "text": " Yeah, but rich shit like the richest shit I could make it in fact. He's so rich"}, {"start": 14488.0, "end": 14494.28, "text": " He didn't track his setup. He tracks his other expensive half my dog or you want to check the two million dollar car"}, {"start": 14494.28, "end": 14496.800000000001, "text": " He tried to have my dog. He brought both"}, {"start": 14498.44, "end": 14504.44, "text": " I pulled up in my black wing. I had the cheapest car there."}, {"start": 14504.44, "end": 14506.44, "text": " My 4. My 5. 4."}, {"start": 14506.44, "end": 14508.44, "text": " Did you have this beard on?"}, {"start": 14508.44, "end": 14510.44, "text": " That's the only thing you know I had the beard on."}, {"start": 14510.44, "end": 14512.44, "text": " If you pop out with the beard, they'll need to show you that."}, {"start": 14512.44, "end": 14514.44, "text": " Genuinely, I don't know what I'm gonna do."}, {"start": 14514.44, "end": 14516.44, "text": " You can't touch yourself, right?"}, {"start": 14516.44, "end": 14518.44, "text": " I'm gonna do something like that."}, {"start": 14518.44, "end": 14520.44, "text": " That's gonna be like me."}, {"start": 14520.44, "end": 14522.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14522.44, "end": 14524.44, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 14524.44, "end": 14526.44, "text": " I'm not really sure."}, {"start": 14526.44, "end": 14528.44, "text": " I'm not really sure."}, {"start": 14528.44, "end": 14530.44, "text": " Eddie's was a bit hard."}, {"start": 14530.44, "end": 14532.44, "text": " So I wasn't here for a command."}, {"start": 14532.44, "end": 14534.44, "text": " Yeah, I'm actually getting hungry right now."}, {"start": 14534.44, "end": 14536.44, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 14536.44, "end": 14538.44, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 14538.44, "end": 14540.44, "text": " That is a little surprising."}, {"start": 14540.44, "end": 14542.44, "text": " The thing that I'm actually not surprised about"}, {"start": 14542.44, "end": 14544.44, "text": " that all is that right there, that thing, is that?"}, {"start": 14544.44, "end": 14546.44, "text": " That I'm..."}, {"start": 14546.44, "end": 14548.44, "text": " I never tell you I'm hungry."}, {"start": 14548.44, "end": 14550.44, "text": " I never say I'm hungry. I just say I want to eat."}, {"start": 14550.44, "end": 14552.44, "text": " I'm actually hungry right now. This is rare."}, {"start": 14552.44, "end": 14556.44, "text": " It's not work. There's a dude who's been hungry and wanted to eat."}, {"start": 14556.44, "end": 14558.44, "text": " Right? I'm tired."}, {"start": 14558.44, "end": 14560.44, "text": " That's what you've got, how you got. Exactly."}, {"start": 14560.44, "end": 14562.44, "text": " You can do more Nikki. Exactly."}, {"start": 14562.44, "end": 14564.44, "text": " Let's not say that we are much higher."}, {"start": 14566.44, "end": 14568.44, "text": " Well, some more than others."}, {"start": 14568.44, "end": 14570.44, "text": " So, like, who would that be?"}, {"start": 14570.44, "end": 14572.44, "text": " All teams, fatties, they don't know."}, {"start": 14572.44, "end": 14574.44, "text": " Yeah, we got fatties. All the teams, fatties."}, {"start": 14574.44, "end": 14576.44, "text": " Fuck, fucks on the team."}, {"start": 14576.44, "end": 14578.44, "text": " We don't agree, like, our average would be cooked."}, {"start": 14578.44, "end": 14580.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14580.44, "end": 14581.76, "text": " Like why we can't show up?"}, {"start": 14581.76, "end": 14583.4, "text": " No, it's only one shot, they want to take it."}, {"start": 14583.4, "end": 14587.4, "text": " Yeah, but I mean, I wasn't meaning to just hide."}, {"start": 14587.4, "end": 14587.92, "text": " What do you want?"}, {"start": 14587.92, "end": 14589.76, "text": " Peanut size, yeah."}, {"start": 14589.76, "end": 14592.4, "text": " Yeah, you know, I haven't seen you guys stick, so I wouldn't know."}, {"start": 14592.4, "end": 14592.9, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14592.9, "end": 14593.92, "text": " I mean, you didn't even look at this?"}, {"start": 14593.92, "end": 14595.4, "text": " No, you did that whenever you wanted to."}, {"start": 14595.4, "end": 14596.92, "text": " All right, let's all say our inches on three."}, {"start": 14596.92, "end": 14598.36, "text": " One, two, three, four."}, {"start": 14598.36, "end": 14599.960000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 14599.960000000001, "end": 14601.16, "text": " Loser."}, {"start": 14601.16, "end": 14604.4, "text": " OK, Dean, what yours?"}, {"start": 14604.4, "end": 14606.800000000001, "text": " Yo, one's like, G."}, {"start": 14606.800000000001, "end": 14607.4, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 14607.4, "end": 14608.16, "text": " No, they can't see me."}, {"start": 14608.16, "end": 14609.16, "text": " Is this four?"}, {"start": 14609.16, "end": 14609.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14609.66, "end": 14611.66, "text": " the longest the longest on the moon"}, {"start": 14611.66, "end": 14612.66, "text": " yeah, that's 3.5"}, {"start": 14612.66, "end": 14613.66, "text": " how do you"}, {"start": 14614.66, "end": 14616.66, "text": " cool what, feet?"}, {"start": 14616.66, "end": 14617.66, "text": " you know"}, {"start": 14618.66, "end": 14620.66, "text": " it's like the Armstrong's really"}, {"start": 14620.66, "end": 14621.66, "text": " yeah, it's like"}, {"start": 14621.66, "end": 14623.66, "text": " I'm not gonna get any more"}, {"start": 14623.66, "end": 14626.66, "text": " alright bro, cut out your fucking nose Carolina jokes, okay?"}, {"start": 14628.66, "end": 14630.66, "text": " it's not gonna get any greener is it more"}, {"start": 14630.66, "end": 14632.66, "text": " you just want me to say boy, you can say"}, {"start": 14632.66, "end": 14634.66, "text": " you can say boy man"}, {"start": 14634.66, "end": 14636.66, "text": " just spit it out"}, {"start": 14636.66, "end": 14643.66, "text": " Y'all got Popeyes. Come on, I have a beer. Please give me a orange card, bro. Give me a Popeyes orange card."}, {"start": 14643.66, "end": 14645.66, "text": " They'll give all of us in this card one."}, {"start": 14645.66, "end": 14646.66, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 14646.66, "end": 14647.66, "text": " How do you know I was an option?"}, {"start": 14647.66, "end": 14651.66, "text": " Yeah, it isn't. I don't even know anyone that has one. I'm probably making this down. You got one."}, {"start": 14651.66, "end": 14652.66, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 14652.66, "end": 14654.66, "text": " Because she got a Chad and Popeyes deal."}, {"start": 14654.66, "end": 14655.66, "text": " Oh, is that a whole deal?"}, {"start": 14655.66, "end": 14656.66, "text": " Look at that one, too."}, {"start": 14656.66, "end": 14657.66, "text": " I know, but it's still a problem."}, {"start": 14657.66, "end": 14658.66, "text": " She got the real deal."}, {"start": 14658.66, "end": 14659.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14659.66, "end": 14660.66, "text": " Yeah, we got a strong problem here."}, {"start": 14660.66, "end": 14661.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14661.66, "end": 14662.66, "text": " Let me know."}, {"start": 14662.66, "end": 14664.66, "text": " Let's see if I can make this again."}, {"start": 14664.66, "end": 14666.66, "text": " She had the one that the people in the store knew about."}, {"start": 14666.66, "end": 14668.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14668.66, "end": 14669.66, "text": " What'd you actually get from the drive?"}, {"start": 14669.66, "end": 14671.66, "text": " Yeah, you could order that one when you go there."}, {"start": 14671.66, "end": 14673.66, "text": " It's not just an online only thing, you know?"}, {"start": 14673.66, "end": 14675.66, "text": " Yeah, you can order it too."}, {"start": 14675.66, "end": 14677.66, "text": " I didn't even fucking shoot a shot."}, {"start": 14677.66, "end": 14679.66, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 14679.66, "end": 14680.66, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 14680.66, "end": 14684.66, "text": " Do you think you ever find love in power ice?"}, {"start": 14684.66, "end": 14686.66, "text": " I met somebody today."}, {"start": 14686.66, "end": 14688.66, "text": " She was like, tell us about it."}, {"start": 14688.66, "end": 14689.66, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 14689.66, "end": 14691.66, "text": " It's about it."}, {"start": 14691.66, "end": 14693.66, "text": " She was like, how's that shit going wrong?"}, {"start": 14693.66, "end": 14694.66, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14694.66, "end": 14695.66, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14695.66, "end": 14696.66, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 14696.66, "end": 14697.66, "text": " And she's like, yeah."}, {"start": 14697.66, "end": 14698.66, "text": " That's a track."}, {"start": 14698.66, "end": 14704.66, "text": " And then she was like, um, yeah, it was a clip that people started seeing and I was like,"}, {"start": 14704.66, "end": 14706.66, "text": " oh my god, the clip was just fake."}, {"start": 14706.66, "end": 14708.66, "text": " And I was like, oh, we gotta do this every day."}, {"start": 14708.66, "end": 14709.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14709.66, "end": 14710.66, "text": " And then I started chatting."}, {"start": 14710.66, "end": 14713.66, "text": " I went into the Olympics and I was telling her like, you wouldn't believe it."}, {"start": 14713.66, "end": 14716.66, "text": " I go out every day and get misconstrued and all that type of shit."}, {"start": 14716.66, "end": 14718.66, "text": " You know, already she just made a skit about it."}, {"start": 14718.66, "end": 14719.66, "text": " I didn't say all that."}, {"start": 14719.66, "end": 14722.06, "text": " I just said, oh, that's cool, locked off."}, {"start": 14722.06, "end": 14723.18, "text": " But I felt it though."}, {"start": 14723.18, "end": 14724.86, "text": " I felt it."}, {"start": 14724.86, "end": 14726.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14726.86, "end": 14728.86, "text": " No, I wasn't going to say it was a pleasure purpose."}, {"start": 14728.86, "end": 14730.86, "text": " And what did you do?"}, {"start": 14730.86, "end": 14731.86, "text": " Did you get no ditches?"}, {"start": 14731.86, "end": 14732.86, "text": " Did you just do this?"}, {"start": 14732.86, "end": 14733.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14733.36, "end": 14734.36, "text": " Like, what do you like?"}, {"start": 14734.36, "end": 14734.86, "text": " I mean, come on."}, {"start": 14734.86, "end": 14735.86, "text": " But I got a beard now."}, {"start": 14735.86, "end": 14736.86, "text": " True."}, {"start": 14736.86, "end": 14738.86, "text": " I had this beard on and reached for the phone."}, {"start": 14738.86, "end": 14739.86, "text": " I was going to be."}, {"start": 14739.86, "end": 14740.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 14740.36, "end": 14742.26, "text": " I was going to pull by, and I was going to be like,"}, {"start": 14742.26, "end": 14742.76, "text": " kill him."}, {"start": 14742.76, "end": 14743.26, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 14743.26, "end": 14743.76, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 14743.76, "end": 14744.26, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14744.26, "end": 14744.76, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14744.76, "end": 14745.26, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14749.66, "end": 14764.3, "text": " I think it's a little silly that the one piece meal has two pieces of chicken."}, {"start": 14764.3, "end": 14765.8, "text": " At all!"}, {"start": 14765.8, "end": 14769.8, "text": " Like this is a piece meal, should we have one piece?"}, {"start": 14769.8, "end": 14770.8, "text": " One fat ass piece though."}, {"start": 14770.8, "end": 14771.8, "text": " A thick ass piece."}, {"start": 14771.8, "end": 14772.8, "text": " Maybe a breast."}, {"start": 14772.8, "end": 14773.8, "text": " Which sides all around?"}, {"start": 14773.8, "end": 14774.8, "text": " Yeah, they're so silly dude."}, {"start": 14774.8, "end": 14775.8, "text": " How do you feel about that?"}, {"start": 14775.8, "end": 14776.8, "text": " What you can't say about it?"}, {"start": 14776.800000000001, "end": 14791.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, I can't forget about that guys everybody go repost that comment one piece isn't enough"}, {"start": 14791.56, "end": 14793.8, "text": " I think it's two pieces, three pieces, not enough."}, {"start": 14793.8, "end": 14795.68, "text": " It's five, okay?"}, {"start": 14795.68, "end": 14796.939999999999, "text": " You need six pieces."}, {"start": 14797.96, "end": 14798.8, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 14798.8, "end": 14803.8, "text": " I'm gonna get it two pieces and be happy with my life."}, {"start": 14804.64, "end": 14805.64, "text": " I need more."}, {"start": 14811.64, "end": 14813.32, "text": " Yeah, I don't want one left."}, {"start": 14813.32, "end": 14814.16, "text": " Put it down."}, {"start": 14814.16, "end": 14815.0, "text": " I heard you, yeah."}, {"start": 14815.0, "end": 14815.84, "text": " That is fast."}, {"start": 14815.84, "end": 14817.4, "text": " I heard your mouth open."}, {"start": 14817.4, "end": 14818.24, "text": " You're closing."}, {"start": 14818.24, "end": 14820.8, "text": " You might be breathing a little too much back there."}, {"start": 14821.56, "end": 14827.4, "text": " six dan niggas okay realistically four thighs and I'm good"}, {"start": 14827.4, "end": 14832.08, "text": " that's right that's what I like to say yeah four thighs"}, {"start": 14832.08, "end": 14834.08, "text": " four thighs"}, {"start": 14834.08, "end": 14836.08, "text": " four breasts"}, {"start": 14837.08, "end": 14839.08, "text": " are you serious I'm scared am I right?"}, {"start": 14839.08, "end": 14841.08, "text": " women"}, {"start": 14841.08, "end": 14843.08, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 14843.08, "end": 14845.08, "text": " chickens have my cocks"}, {"start": 14845.08, "end": 14847.08, "text": " chickens"}, {"start": 14847.08, "end": 14849.08, "text": " are we doing my guys here or women or chicken?"}, {"start": 14849.08, "end": 14851.08, "text": " I'm talking about the flu, can't remember."}, {"start": 14851.08, "end": 14852.08, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14852.08, "end": 14854.08, "text": " That's a good thing, I mean, you can release."}, {"start": 14854.08, "end": 14856.08, "text": " I can also have flies in the ambulance."}, {"start": 14858.08, "end": 14859.08, "text": " There's 34."}, {"start": 14859.08, "end": 14860.08, "text": " Why do you get out here?"}, {"start": 14860.08, "end": 14862.08, "text": " I'm trying to find the right door."}, {"start": 14862.08, "end": 14864.08, "text": " I'm 38 years old."}, {"start": 14864.08, "end": 14866.08, "text": " I got 38!"}, {"start": 14866.08, "end": 14868.08, "text": " I got some off in here."}, {"start": 14868.08, "end": 14870.08, "text": " Prime of 47."}, {"start": 14870.08, "end": 14872.08, "text": " Why are we going up?"}, {"start": 14872.08, "end": 14873.08, "text": " Come on, boss."}, {"start": 14873.08, "end": 14874.08, "text": " 53."}, {"start": 14874.08, "end": 14875.08, "text": " You're talking about your height."}, {"start": 14875.08, "end": 14877.08, "text": " 47, 47."}, {"start": 14877.08, "end": 14881.08, "text": " We're here. We're here."}, {"start": 14881.08, "end": 14884.08, "text": " You know what else that land?"}, {"start": 14884.08, "end": 14887.08, "text": " You feed it whenever you went around."}, {"start": 14887.08, "end": 14888.08, "text": " That was a bad one."}, {"start": 14888.08, "end": 14889.08, "text": " The beard is going on me?"}, {"start": 14889.08, "end": 14890.08, "text": " Say swear!"}, {"start": 14890.08, "end": 14892.08, "text": " It's definitely not going on you."}, {"start": 14892.08, "end": 14895.08, "text": " AAAAAAAAHHH!"}, {"start": 14895.08, "end": 14898.08, "text": " It's the glasses game that's going on for real."}, {"start": 14898.08, "end": 14901.08, "text": " It's the fucking glasses, mate."}, {"start": 14901.08, "end": 14904.08, "text": " That's why you don't wear this fucking contact snow wear,"}, {"start": 14904.08, "end": 14906.08, "text": " Contacts no way because you just want to"}, {"start": 14910.88, "end": 14913.18, "text": " Everyone on this premises here because they heard you"}, {"start": 14913.18, "end": 14916.3, "text": " Oh my god, I did not come this far by no, they know"}, {"start": 14918.6, "end": 14920.6, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 14924.88, "end": 14926.88, "text": " We're gonna stay in here"}, {"start": 14934.08, "end": 14939.08, "text": " It's gonna be boring in here."}, {"start": 14939.08, "end": 14940.08, "text": " It won't be fun."}, {"start": 14940.08, "end": 14941.08, "text": " You won't like it, man."}, {"start": 14941.08, "end": 14942.08, "text": " I'm gonna love it in here."}, {"start": 14942.08, "end": 14943.08, "text": " It's always because of this."}, {"start": 14943.08, "end": 14944.08, "text": " I was gonna say Wi-Fi disconnect."}, {"start": 14944.08, "end": 14945.08, "text": " Oh, it's because of the cartridge."}, {"start": 14945.08, "end": 14946.08, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 14946.08, "end": 14947.08, "text": " Yo, look at this."}, {"start": 14947.08, "end": 14948.08, "text": " I'm at my favorite place."}, {"start": 14948.08, "end": 14949.08, "text": " Look at that chicken with Popeyes."}, {"start": 14949.08, "end": 14950.08, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 14950.08, "end": 14951.08, "text": " You know what it is."}, {"start": 14951.08, "end": 14952.08, "text": " You know what the fuck it is, nigga."}, {"start": 14952.08, "end": 14953.08, "text": " No, hey."}, {"start": 14953.08, "end": 14954.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14954.08, "end": 14955.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14955.08, "end": 14956.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14956.08, "end": 14957.08, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 14957.08, "end": 14958.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14958.08, "end": 14959.08, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14959.08, "end": 14960.08, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14960.08, "end": 14961.08, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14961.08, "end": 14962.08, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14962.08, "end": 14969.0, "text": " No, no, no, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Oh my God"}, {"start": 14971.68, "end": 14973.68, "text": " You know the your clothes"}, {"start": 14981.84, "end": 14984.24, "text": " No, I'm trying to get that one piece meal game. Oh"}, {"start": 14986.36, "end": 14987.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14987.36, "end": 14991.56, "text": " You could have said that bro. You meant you think the soul is close. You try to keep all the chicken to yourself, man"}, {"start": 14992.08, "end": 14999.08, "text": " I appreciate you man."}, {"start": 14999.08, "end": 15002.08, "text": " Alright, are we trying out the new one piece meal?"}, {"start": 15002.08, "end": 15004.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15004.08, "end": 15006.08, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 15006.08, "end": 15014.08, "text": " The channel is called Ask Elk."}, {"start": 15014.08, "end": 15018.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15018.08, "end": 15021.08, "text": " I'm gonna be gate keeping second, I'm gonna gate keeping."}, {"start": 15021.08, "end": 15028.08, "text": " I think he wanted me, this beard is working on me."}, {"start": 15028.08, "end": 15031.08, "text": " I'm about to make a thing for myself."}, {"start": 15031.08, "end": 15032.08, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 15032.08, "end": 15033.08, "text": " I was feeling the horror too man."}, {"start": 15033.08, "end": 15034.08, "text": " I should tell them to say nothing."}, {"start": 15034.08, "end": 15036.08, "text": " Hey guys, can I hit that car?"}, {"start": 15036.08, "end": 15037.08, "text": " No, whatever, I got a chance."}, {"start": 15037.08, "end": 15041.08, "text": " What are you, can I get my window?"}, {"start": 15041.08, "end": 15043.08, "text": " That's mad, you mean the right one?"}, {"start": 15043.08, "end": 15048.08, "text": " Yeah, I wasn't made up to say anything."}, {"start": 15048.08, "end": 15050.08, "text": " Any clothes on you?"}, {"start": 15050.08, "end": 15057.08, "text": " No, let me get your cake, man."}, {"start": 15057.08, "end": 15059.08, "text": " You gotta get your cake."}, {"start": 15059.08, "end": 15061.08, "text": " Give me the honk."}, {"start": 15061.08, "end": 15067.08, "text": " Yeah, I can tell them or they're gonna come out of my home."}, {"start": 15067.08, "end": 15071.08, "text": " I tell you, you came out when you came out."}, {"start": 15071.08, "end": 15074.08, "text": " Yo, give us that cake."}, {"start": 15074.08, "end": 15076.08, "text": " Alright, I'mma tell them."}, {"start": 15076.08, "end": 15079.08, "text": " Alright, just pull up on me if they don't open it."}, {"start": 15079.08, "end": 15081.2, "text": " Hey, man, you deserve your cake, my boy."}, {"start": 15081.2, "end": 15082.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15082.2, "end": 15083.2, "text": " Is that a little big cake?"}, {"start": 15083.2, "end": 15084.2, "text": " Give him some."}, {"start": 15084.2, "end": 15085.2, "text": " Can I have my window?"}, {"start": 15085.2, "end": 15086.2, "text": " That's a cool thing."}, {"start": 15086.2, "end": 15087.2, "text": " Maybe he's not talking about that cake."}, {"start": 15087.2, "end": 15088.2, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 15088.2, "end": 15089.2, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 15089.2, "end": 15090.2, "text": " We got to make it."}, {"start": 15090.2, "end": 15091.2, "text": " Go over there."}, {"start": 15091.2, "end": 15092.2, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 15092.2, "end": 15093.2, "text": " You're curbing the shit out of this bitch."}, {"start": 15093.2, "end": 15094.2, "text": " Well, it was a truck."}, {"start": 15094.2, "end": 15095.2, "text": " You can't curb it."}, {"start": 15095.2, "end": 15096.2, "text": " What do you need to do, though?"}, {"start": 15096.2, "end": 15097.2, "text": " They say we're closing right now."}, {"start": 15097.2, "end": 15098.2, "text": " I tear that whole shit out."}, {"start": 15098.2, "end": 15099.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15099.2, "end": 15100.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15100.2, "end": 15101.2, "text": " You're a bitch."}, {"start": 15101.2, "end": 15102.2, "text": " Marcus, you're hilarious."}, {"start": 15102.2, "end": 15104.2, "text": " Marcus you're hilarious."}, {"start": 15119.2, "end": 15123.2, "text": " Hey, there's a guy in the front. He forgot his cake inside."}, {"start": 15123.2, "end": 15124.2, "text": " One more time."}, {"start": 15124.2, "end": 15128.2, "text": " There's a guy in the front. He forgot his cake inside. He's trying to come back in real quick."}, {"start": 15128.2, "end": 15129.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15129.2, "end": 15133.54, "text": " Okay. Yeah, but also I want to eat food too. So just come back whenever you please."}, {"start": 15134.54, "end": 15135.54, "text": " All right. Thank you."}, {"start": 15140.34, "end": 15144.26, "text": " Yeah, bro. I need to get the cake. He's about to be ready. I can see it right now."}, {"start": 15147.78, "end": 15152.220000000001, "text": " I'm ready. Can I get the one piece? Can I get three one piece meals, please?"}, {"start": 15154.26, "end": 15154.94, "text": " Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 15154.94, "end": 15156.94, "text": " I'm on a mac and cheese."}, {"start": 15156.94, "end": 15158.94, "text": " Oh, it comes with mac and cheese?"}, {"start": 15158.94, "end": 15160.94, "text": " You can just put fries in there."}, {"start": 15160.94, "end": 15162.94, "text": " Cajun fries, please."}, {"start": 15162.94, "end": 15164.94, "text": " What is the meal?"}, {"start": 15164.94, "end": 15166.94, "text": " I haven't even asked. What's included?"}, {"start": 15166.94, "end": 15168.94, "text": " It's like lemonade"}, {"start": 15168.94, "end": 15170.94, "text": " and a little cupcake."}, {"start": 15170.94, "end": 15172.94, "text": " Lemonade and cupcakes."}, {"start": 15172.94, "end": 15174.94, "text": " Yeah, it's a good thing."}, {"start": 15174.94, "end": 15176.94, "text": " It's a good thing."}, {"start": 15176.94, "end": 15178.94, "text": " Cupcake, lemonade."}, {"start": 15178.94, "end": 15180.94, "text": " That's not really it."}, {"start": 15180.94, "end": 15182.94, "text": " Okay, I bet."}, {"start": 15182.94, "end": 15186.94, "text": " I don't fucking know what you're doing, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 15186.94, "end": 15188.94, "text": " What was some Tays and Fries?"}, {"start": 15188.94, "end": 15189.94, "text": " They're on my top."}, {"start": 15189.94, "end": 15192.94, "text": " Just about whatever they don't have, I guess."}, {"start": 15192.94, "end": 15193.94, "text": " Alright, what happened?"}, {"start": 15193.94, "end": 15195.94, "text": " Just that, just that right there."}, {"start": 15195.94, "end": 15196.94, "text": " That's working."}, {"start": 15198.94, "end": 15199.94, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 15199.94, "end": 15201.94, "text": " I thought he said 340."}, {"start": 15201.94, "end": 15204.94, "text": " Oh my God, that's a pretty good one."}, {"start": 15204.94, "end": 15206.94, "text": " Guys, curbing is not real."}, {"start": 15206.94, "end": 15214.42, "text": " Oh my gosh, there's a huge blood back here."}, {"start": 15214.42, "end": 15216.140000000001, "text": " I need my window access to get it out."}, {"start": 15216.140000000001, "end": 15217.140000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15217.140000000001, "end": 15218.140000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm on hands, man."}, {"start": 15218.140000000001, "end": 15219.140000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15219.140000000001, "end": 15220.140000000001, "text": " You got Apple Pay?"}, {"start": 15220.140000000001, "end": 15221.140000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15221.140000000001, "end": 15222.140000000001, "text": " Oh, she's here."}, {"start": 15222.140000000001, "end": 15234.140000000001, "text": " Everybody in the chat saying, what a deal!"}, {"start": 15234.14, "end": 15236.14, "text": " What a deal!"}, {"start": 15243.14, "end": 15244.14, "text": " We're gonna get on it."}, {"start": 15244.14, "end": 15245.14, "text": " Yeah, thank you."}, {"start": 15245.14, "end": 15246.14, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 15246.14, "end": 15248.14, "text": " You know what you said?"}, {"start": 15248.14, "end": 15250.14, "text": " A lollipop."}, {"start": 15250.14, "end": 15251.14, "text": " Give him a lollipop."}, {"start": 15251.14, "end": 15253.14, "text": " Did you hear what he said, though?"}, {"start": 15253.14, "end": 15254.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15254.14, "end": 15256.14, "text": " You're kind of childish and bad."}, {"start": 15256.14, "end": 15258.14, "text": " I swear I'll shut up if I get the window."}, {"start": 15258.14, "end": 15259.14, "text": " Alright, bro."}, {"start": 15259.14, "end": 15261.14, "text": " Yes, let's go!"}, {"start": 15261.14, "end": 15263.14, "text": " What's up, buddy?"}, {"start": 15263.14, "end": 15263.859999999999, "text": " You take me."}, {"start": 15263.859999999999, "end": 15264.359999999999, "text": " I'll sorry."}, {"start": 15265.939999999999, "end": 15266.98, "text": " Can I get one, hey?"}, {"start": 15266.98, "end": 15268.42, "text": " To this guy, please?"}, {"start": 15268.42, "end": 15269.14, "text": " What are you telling me?"}, {"start": 15269.14, "end": 15270.019999999999, "text": " This guy right here."}, {"start": 15270.019999999999, "end": 15270.66, "text": " You want to talk to him?"}, {"start": 15270.66, "end": 15271.46, "text": " It's Libya."}, {"start": 15271.46, "end": 15272.98, "text": " Are you going to tell him that he's going to slow it down?"}, {"start": 15272.98, "end": 15273.619999999999, "text": " What's up, man?"}, {"start": 15273.619999999999, "end": 15274.42, "text": " Is Lemonade right here?"}, {"start": 15274.42, "end": 15275.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15275.22, "end": 15275.779999999999, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 15275.779999999999, "end": 15276.26, "text": " What's your name?"}, {"start": 15277.22, "end": 15277.779999999999, "text": " Rex?"}, {"start": 15277.779999999999, "end": 15278.26, "text": " Good to meet you."}, {"start": 15278.26, "end": 15278.74, "text": " I'm Caleb."}, {"start": 15278.74, "end": 15279.22, "text": " You know him, bro."}, {"start": 15281.22, "end": 15282.66, "text": " He was not everybody's game, bro."}, {"start": 15283.22, "end": 15284.26, "text": " I didn't think that."}, {"start": 15289.699999999999, "end": 15290.42, "text": " Thank you, sir."}, {"start": 15290.42, "end": 15290.9, "text": " Thanks, man."}, {"start": 15290.9, "end": 15296.48, "text": " We're gonna go find the one piece the one piece"}, {"start": 15296.48, "end": 15299.74, "text": " This one might be the"}, {"start": 15299.74, "end": 15303.38, "text": " all time they must be the leftovers bro"}, {"start": 15303.38, "end": 15314.58, "text": " I'm gonna pull over to whoop whoop whoop whoop and then we should be good"}, {"start": 15314.58, "end": 15317.38, "text": " You know, I already did."}, {"start": 15317.38, "end": 15319.58, "text": " Yeah, I actually got an action one just to get me out of your house."}, {"start": 15319.58, "end": 15320.58, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15320.58, "end": 15322.58, "text": " I actually put my paws on the ground."}, {"start": 15322.58, "end": 15324.58, "text": " I was like, what's this?"}, {"start": 15324.58, "end": 15327.58, "text": " And they felt you'd get something pretty fine."}, {"start": 15327.58, "end": 15328.58, "text": " Let's not go too crazy."}, {"start": 15328.58, "end": 15329.58, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 15329.58, "end": 15330.58, "text": " Look at us."}, {"start": 15330.58, "end": 15331.58, "text": " Look at me right here."}, {"start": 15331.58, "end": 15333.58, "text": " It's got fives, you know."}, {"start": 15333.58, "end": 15334.58, "text": " That's a strip?"}, {"start": 15334.58, "end": 15335.58, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 15335.58, "end": 15339.58, "text": " I mean, some people strip here, but usually they're homeless."}, {"start": 15339.58, "end": 15343.58, "text": " You look like you used to be homeless and you just turned up."}, {"start": 15343.58, "end": 15350.58, "text": " like you got in the right government programs"}, {"start": 15350.58, "end": 15352.58, "text": " like this is our first job interview after"}, {"start": 15352.58, "end": 15356.58, "text": " that's good right yeah yeah"}, {"start": 15356.58, "end": 15361.58, "text": " our first job interview was a peer team"}, {"start": 15361.58, "end": 15364.58, "text": " remember the promise you made"}, {"start": 15364.58, "end": 15365.78, "text": " I'll start right here, keep your head up."}, {"start": 15365.78, "end": 15367.78, "text": " Wait, tell us a little bit about the undergarage or something."}, {"start": 15371.38, "end": 15371.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15378.18, "end": 15380.18, "text": " Yeah, I'm fucking with this beard, man."}, {"start": 15380.18, "end": 15381.38, "text": " I'm fucking with this beard."}, {"start": 15381.38, "end": 15382.58, "text": " Are you fucking with this beard?"}, {"start": 15388.38, "end": 15389.78, "text": " I'm a good child up right here."}, {"start": 15391.08, "end": 15391.58, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 15394.58, "end": 15410.9, "text": " It is truck! Here you go! Alright, Chet, we got the Popeyes, one piece near Le Dome,"}, {"start": 15410.9, "end": 15418.9, "text": " it's a cupcake, a lemonade, two pieces of chicken, oh they gave me three pieces of biscuits."}, {"start": 15418.9, "end": 15434.82, "text": " let's go we got three at over so and some fries there's a lot of flies man"}, {"start": 15434.82, "end": 15447.82, "text": " It's chillin' a little bit, hold on."}, {"start": 15447.82, "end": 15449.82, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 15449.82, "end": 15451.82, "text": " Oh, my!"}, {"start": 15451.82, "end": 15458.82, "text": " All right, Ben."}, {"start": 15458.82, "end": 15460.82, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 15460.82, "end": 15462.82, "text": " All right now look chat"}, {"start": 15465.14, "end": 15467.14, "text": " Oh they might not give us a fork or nothing"}, {"start": 15468.06, "end": 15470.06, "text": " So what the fuck?"}, {"start": 15470.86, "end": 15475.82, "text": " All right, we're gonna start first things first with the chicken"}, {"start": 15481.86, "end": 15483.86, "text": " Okay, well fucking help"}, {"start": 15490.82, "end": 15500.82, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15500.82, "end": 15520.22, "text": " I'm crazy, my boy, occasion pride."}, {"start": 15520.220000000001, "end": 15534.220000000001, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Jack. This is the problem you're going to run into. This is your first"}, {"start": 15534.220000000001, "end": 15539.220000000001, "text": " time in town where shit gets in your face. Yeah. So now you're going to have to deal"}, {"start": 15539.220000000001, "end": 15545.220000000001, "text": " with that. You're going to save a little bit of your labor, too. Hell. You see what I'm"}, {"start": 15545.220000000001, "end": 15546.1, "text": " The same for the-"}, {"start": 15546.1, "end": 15546.6, "text": " UGH!"}, {"start": 15547.760000000002, "end": 15548.660000000002, "text": " He's young!"}, {"start": 15548.660000000002, "end": 15549.160000000002, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15549.160000000002, "end": 15550.660000000002, "text": " Look at these miskews!"}, {"start": 15550.660000000002, "end": 15552.160000000002, "text": " Yeah, the big one in my mouth, chat!"}, {"start": 15552.160000000002, "end": 15553.160000000002, "text": " Yummy and delicious!"}, {"start": 15553.160000000002, "end": 15554.160000000002, "text": " Somehow that happens."}, {"start": 15554.160000000002, "end": 15554.660000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 15554.660000000002, "end": 15555.660000000002, "text": " You gotta get used to it."}, {"start": 15560.160000000002, "end": 15561.160000000002, "text": " You feel like losing right now?"}, {"start": 15561.160000000002, "end": 15562.160000000002, "text": " How you feelin'?"}, {"start": 15563.660000000002, "end": 15565.160000000002, "text": " What makes you feel like that?"}, {"start": 15569.160000000002, "end": 15570.160000000002, "text": " I love it with a bar."}, {"start": 15570.160000000002, "end": 15571.660000000002, "text": " Look at this little pie, though."}, {"start": 15571.660000000002, "end": 15572.660000000002, "text": " So clean!"}, {"start": 15572.66, "end": 15574.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15585.66, "end": 15587.66, "text": " Never never never"}, {"start": 15602.66, "end": 15607.66, "text": " Oh, yeah, man, you want some Popeyes?"}, {"start": 15607.66, "end": 15608.66, "text": " No, I'm good."}, {"start": 15608.66, "end": 15609.66, "text": " God, man."}, {"start": 15609.66, "end": 15611.66, "text": " It's not that Chevy in that family."}, {"start": 15611.66, "end": 15612.66, "text": " That was your truck right there."}, {"start": 15612.66, "end": 15613.66, "text": " Oh, it was a different truck."}, {"start": 15613.66, "end": 15614.66, "text": " No, that's my Chevy, man."}, {"start": 15614.66, "end": 15615.66, "text": " That's beautiful, bro."}, {"start": 15615.66, "end": 15618.66, "text": " It's nice, but I don't like the rams on the mower recently, man."}, {"start": 15618.66, "end": 15619.66, "text": " The nice thing."}, {"start": 15619.66, "end": 15620.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15620.66, "end": 15621.66, "text": " Are you missing arm?"}, {"start": 15621.66, "end": 15622.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15622.66, "end": 15623.66, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 15623.66, "end": 15624.66, "text": " I was born like that."}, {"start": 15624.66, "end": 15625.66, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15625.66, "end": 15626.66, "text": " What do you think was different?"}, {"start": 15626.66, "end": 15627.66, "text": " I guess I messed up."}, {"start": 15627.66, "end": 15628.66, "text": " Yeah, I love to."}, {"start": 15628.66, "end": 15629.66, "text": " We'd like to go back to the crib and move right now."}, {"start": 15629.66, "end": 15630.66, "text": " There was all his life."}, {"start": 15630.66, "end": 15631.66, "text": " All his life?"}, {"start": 15631.66, "end": 15635.06, "text": " You want to say how to stream?"}, {"start": 15635.06, "end": 15637.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15637.06, "end": 15641.06, "text": " I was like, no, everybody's taking what the fuck?"}, {"start": 15641.06, "end": 15643.06, "text": " I was like, man."}, {"start": 15643.06, "end": 15645.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15645.06, "end": 15647.06, "text": " You got here?"}, {"start": 15647.06, "end": 15649.06, "text": " Yeah, I just got here."}, {"start": 15649.06, "end": 15651.06, "text": " You like your move, so I said let me know."}, {"start": 15651.06, "end": 15653.06, "text": " Yeah, we were dead about the move."}, {"start": 15653.06, "end": 15655.06, "text": " I remember that."}, {"start": 15655.06, "end": 15657.06, "text": " He's got my credit."}, {"start": 15657.06, "end": 15659.06, "text": " That's horror."}, {"start": 15659.06, "end": 15661.779999999999, "text": " man not a serious game I just I like my mirror"}, {"start": 15661.779999999999, "end": 15664.14, "text": " yeah thanks especially with all the"}, {"start": 15664.14, "end": 15666.82, "text": " places"}, {"start": 15667.18, "end": 15670.42, "text": " yeah that's all you just a hard day with"}, {"start": 15670.42, "end": 15672.82, "text": " it you know"}, {"start": 15672.82, "end": 15675.66, "text": " yeah I can see it right here you all look at"}, {"start": 15675.66, "end": 15676.16, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 15676.16, "end": 15679.16, "text": " No, we've been growing that for three months now?"}, {"start": 15679.16, "end": 15680.16, "text": " Yeah, three months."}, {"start": 15680.16, "end": 15681.16, "text": " This is legit."}, {"start": 15681.16, "end": 15683.16, "text": " Make the beer, please."}, {"start": 15683.16, "end": 15684.16, "text": " Hi, man."}, {"start": 15684.16, "end": 15685.16, "text": " Have you eaten, bro?"}, {"start": 15685.16, "end": 15686.16, "text": " Hi, man."}, {"start": 15686.16, "end": 15688.16, "text": " Hey, man."}, {"start": 15688.16, "end": 15690.16, "text": " You want to go see this thing?"}, {"start": 15690.16, "end": 15691.16, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 15691.16, "end": 15692.16, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15692.16, "end": 15693.16, "text": " Here's the ball."}, {"start": 15693.16, "end": 15694.16, "text": " Bro, he used to go stupid."}, {"start": 15694.16, "end": 15696.16, "text": " Yo, what's up with these fries?"}, {"start": 15696.16, "end": 15697.16, "text": " What do they say?"}, {"start": 15701.16, "end": 15702.16, "text": " What's your Instagram?"}, {"start": 15732.16, "end": 15734.16, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 15737.16, "end": 15739.16, "text": " Yeah, he just stood on his truck. That's a good truck, though, Ted."}, {"start": 15739.16, "end": 15740.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15740.16, "end": 15742.16, "text": " Grab the whole shimmy."}, {"start": 15743.16, "end": 15745.16, "text": " Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, gotcha."}, {"start": 15747.16, "end": 15749.16, "text": " He said it's too fast. I couldn't, you know."}, {"start": 15751.16, "end": 15753.16, "text": " I'm gonna hold him for a moment."}, {"start": 15754.16, "end": 15755.16, "text": " You think you can beat him?"}, {"start": 15755.16, "end": 15756.16, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 15757.16, "end": 15759.16, "text": " I don't believe he's such a tough cop."}, {"start": 15759.16, "end": 15760.16, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 15760.16, "end": 15762.16, "text": " Unless you're fired because my nephew"}, {"start": 15762.48, "end": 15763.48, "text": " He was in house"}, {"start": 15763.48, "end": 15764.48, "text": " Yeah, I know"}, {"start": 15764.48, "end": 15766.48, "text": " That was when we had this place to play ball"}, {"start": 15766.48, "end": 15767.48, "text": " It's right here"}, {"start": 15767.48, "end": 15768.48, "text": " Bro, tell them"}, {"start": 15768.48, "end": 15769.48, "text": " I got that one now"}, {"start": 15769.48, "end": 15770.48, "text": " You can tell them tonight"}, {"start": 15770.48, "end": 15771.48, "text": " That's fire"}, {"start": 15773.48, "end": 15775.48, "text": " They didn't give us sports, huh?"}, {"start": 15775.48, "end": 15776.48, "text": " No, no"}, {"start": 15776.48, "end": 15777.48, "text": " No, no, no"}, {"start": 15777.48, "end": 15778.48, "text": " They're idiots"}, {"start": 15778.48, "end": 15780.48, "text": " They asked what's up with us"}, {"start": 15780.48, "end": 15781.48, "text": " Just joking"}, {"start": 15781.48, "end": 15783.48, "text": " That's a bad club"}, {"start": 15783.48, "end": 15784.48, "text": " Bad club"}, {"start": 15784.48, "end": 15785.48, "text": " Bad club"}, {"start": 15785.48, "end": 15787.48, "text": " That's why they were so quick to reach that fucking board"}, {"start": 15787.48, "end": 15789.48, "text": " Hey guys, even with the beard fucking sucks, dude"}, {"start": 15789.48, "end": 15789.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15789.98, "end": 15790.52, "text": " Yeah, tell him about it."}, {"start": 15790.52, "end": 15792.24, "text": " I'll do it every day."}, {"start": 15792.24, "end": 15793.439999999999, "text": " Like this is getting all stuttered"}, {"start": 15793.439999999999, "end": 15794.4, "text": " with our fucking mouth and shit."}, {"start": 15794.4, "end": 15795.52, "text": " Who is not going that far?"}, {"start": 15795.52, "end": 15797.66, "text": " Ha, ha, ha!"}, {"start": 15797.66, "end": 15799.779999999999, "text": " Someone just lit this shit up?"}, {"start": 15799.779999999999, "end": 15801.46, "text": " I, I, ladies, forgive you."}, {"start": 15801.46, "end": 15804.0, "text": " Who's tearing into this after he just doesn't eat me?"}, {"start": 15804.0, "end": 15805.46, "text": " Yo, could you imagine?"}, {"start": 15805.46, "end": 15808.06, "text": " Like, actually, I know you're not a buddy there,"}, {"start": 15808.06, "end": 15810.42, "text": " but if you were, you had a beard."}, {"start": 15810.42, "end": 15813.5, "text": " You would make a mess."}, {"start": 15813.5, "end": 15816.34, "text": " Nah, they said it tickles and shit."}, {"start": 15816.34, "end": 15818.34, "text": " You said that?"}, {"start": 15818.34, "end": 15822.34, "text": " Who the fuck said that?"}, {"start": 15822.34, "end": 15828.34, "text": " I was going to just lick this."}, {"start": 15828.34, "end": 15830.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15830.34, "end": 15832.34, "text": " Act like it's a butt."}, {"start": 15832.34, "end": 15834.34, "text": " Come on now."}, {"start": 15834.34, "end": 15836.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15836.34, "end": 15838.34, "text": " He's not going to do that butt."}, {"start": 15838.34, "end": 15840.34, "text": " He's not going to get hit with her ass."}, {"start": 15840.34, "end": 15842.34, "text": " He's not going to do that butt."}, {"start": 15842.34, "end": 15844.34, "text": " We're going to double up?"}, {"start": 15844.34, "end": 15846.34, "text": " double up"}, {"start": 15855.34, "end": 15857.34, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 15868.34, "end": 15870.34, "text": " No, no"}, {"start": 15904.34, "end": 15905.34, "text": " I'm a big chick."}, {"start": 15912.34, "end": 15913.34, "text": " No, this ain't it."}, {"start": 15913.34, "end": 15914.34, "text": " No, it's not it."}, {"start": 15914.34, "end": 15915.34, "text": " That's not it."}, {"start": 15915.34, "end": 15916.34, "text": " Yo, hey, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 15916.34, "end": 15917.34, "text": " You can scrape with this one."}, {"start": 15917.34, "end": 15918.34, "text": " I ain't gonna lie."}, {"start": 15918.34, "end": 15920.34, "text": " Yeah, this is why Naruto needs to sit out here."}, {"start": 15920.34, "end": 15921.34, "text": " Hey, the chicken?"}, {"start": 15921.34, "end": 15922.34, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 15922.34, "end": 15923.34, "text": " The fries good?"}, {"start": 15923.34, "end": 15924.34, "text": " This is why Naruto needs to sit out here."}, {"start": 15924.34, "end": 15925.34, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 15925.34, "end": 15926.34, "text": " On my life."}, {"start": 15926.34, "end": 15927.34, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 15928.34, "end": 15930.34, "text": " Naruto would never put shit like that on me."}, {"start": 15930.34, "end": 15931.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15931.34, "end": 15933.34, "text": " Hey, come on and do the Naruto meal."}, {"start": 15933.34, "end": 15935.34, "text": " It isn't a concept."}, {"start": 15935.34, "end": 15937.34, "text": " You got that."}, {"start": 15937.34, "end": 15939.34, "text": " You got that?"}, {"start": 15939.34, "end": 15941.34, "text": " You got that smell, Papa?"}, {"start": 15941.34, "end": 15943.34, "text": " I got that smell too."}, {"start": 15943.34, "end": 15946.34, "text": " Damn, the more we look at it, the more we're really speaking."}, {"start": 15946.34, "end": 15948.34, "text": " Yeah, that's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 15948.34, "end": 15950.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15950.34, "end": 15954.34, "text": " Yo, I just want to take that thing back."}, {"start": 15954.34, "end": 15956.34, "text": " Yo, you hate that whole box."}, {"start": 15956.34, "end": 15958.34, "text": " Yeah, I hate that."}, {"start": 15958.34, "end": 15960.34, "text": " I always get that whole box."}, {"start": 15960.34, "end": 15962.34, "text": " You have to say?"}, {"start": 15962.34, "end": 15963.9, "text": " That's what I always say."}, {"start": 15963.9, "end": 15964.9, "text": " I love being boxed."}, {"start": 15968.34, "end": 15970.34, "text": " I bet it."}, {"start": 15970.34, "end": 15972.34, "text": " I didn't mean that box."}, {"start": 15972.34, "end": 15973.34, "text": " I mean it was."}, {"start": 15977.34, "end": 15978.34, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 15982.34, "end": 15984.34, "text": " It looks like I could see you there."}, {"start": 15984.34, "end": 15986.34, "text": " In the workplace?"}, {"start": 15986.34, "end": 15987.34, "text": " I could see you there."}, {"start": 15987.34, "end": 15989.34, "text": " I was wrong, Hugo."}, {"start": 15989.34, "end": 16001.34, "text": " I don't even know what you're saying right now."}, {"start": 16001.34, "end": 16002.34, "text": " The Lebron means big head?"}, {"start": 16002.34, "end": 16003.34, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 16003.34, "end": 16004.34, "text": " The one where you said a pole."}, {"start": 16004.34, "end": 16005.34, "text": " The Lebron."}, {"start": 16005.34, "end": 16006.34, "text": " Who's the Lebron beard?"}, {"start": 16006.34, "end": 16007.34, "text": " That's where he is."}, {"start": 16007.34, "end": 16008.34, "text": " That's dad."}, {"start": 16008.34, "end": 16009.34, "text": " This is the Lebron beard."}, {"start": 16009.34, "end": 16010.34, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 16010.34, "end": 16011.34, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 16011.34, "end": 16012.34, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 16012.34, "end": 16013.34, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 16013.34, "end": 16014.16, "text": " I don't know what you're doing, yo."}, {"start": 16014.16, "end": 16015.0, "text": " Get the brother."}, {"start": 16015.0, "end": 16015.5, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16015.5, "end": 16016.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16016.0, "end": 16018.5, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16018.5, "end": 16020.0, "text": " Jack portfolio."}, {"start": 16020.0, "end": 16021.26, "text": " Yeah, he's got to do one of those."}, {"start": 16021.26, "end": 16022.26, "text": " Boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 16022.26, "end": 16024.66, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 16024.66, "end": 16026.34, "text": " Yeah, we got to, OK, you know, we're"}, {"start": 16026.34, "end": 16028.14, "text": " about to spend the next hour rehearsing that."}, {"start": 16028.14, "end": 16028.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16028.64, "end": 16030.74, "text": " Because we about to get that damn pay."}, {"start": 16030.74, "end": 16033.14, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 16033.14, "end": 16034.5, "text": " He's going to start the whole thing, yo."}, {"start": 16034.5, "end": 16036.98, "text": " Because the brawn is right now staring at the lake"}, {"start": 16036.98, "end": 16037.94, "text": " and see the boil."}, {"start": 16037.94, "end": 16038.74, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 16038.74, "end": 16039.5, "text": " My glory is coming."}, {"start": 16039.5, "end": 16040.94, "text": " OK, D."}, {"start": 16040.94, "end": 16041.74, "text": " No matter."}, {"start": 16041.74, "end": 16043.22, "text": " It's the brawn."}, {"start": 16043.220000000001, "end": 16045.800000000001, "text": " This is hair kicking and stuff and I'm out. This beer shit sucks, yeah?"}, {"start": 16045.800000000001, "end": 16049.2, "text": " Yeah, that's how it usually is for us, man. You know how beers in the room suck it."}, {"start": 16052.460000000001, "end": 16054.460000000001, "text": " Get the roll, young boy. Roll the door!"}, {"start": 16054.460000000001, "end": 16056.68, "text": " And I got you. The chicken's good as always."}, {"start": 16056.68, "end": 16058.68, "text": " It's Popeye's, you know how it is. Love that. The chicken's the boss, right?"}, {"start": 16058.68, "end": 16060.18, "text": " The boss is the chicken, right?"}, {"start": 16060.18, "end": 16061.68, "text": " The brisket's good as always."}, {"start": 16061.68, "end": 16063.18, "text": " The drink, I don't like lemonade."}, {"start": 16063.18, "end": 16065.18, "text": " At least for Popeye's, I'm not a huge fan of lemonade."}, {"start": 16065.18, "end": 16066.68, "text": " At least not beautiful in the name."}, {"start": 16066.68, "end": 16068.68, "text": " Alright, I'm just gonna die of coke, personally."}, {"start": 16068.68, "end": 16069.880000000001, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 16069.880000000001, "end": 16071.880000000001, "text": " Fry's good as always."}, {"start": 16071.880000000001, "end": 16074.960000000001, "text": " If you like really sweet stuff, that cupcake's gonna hit."}, {"start": 16074.960000000001, "end": 16078.000000000002, "text": " The actual cake itself is whatever, but if you-"}, {"start": 16078.000000000002, "end": 16079.52, "text": " The texture-wise is not the best."}, {"start": 16079.52, "end": 16083.480000000001, "text": " If you like shit, if you like shit that sweet, you're most definitely at 500."}, {"start": 16083.480000000001, "end": 16087.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that's a fat person meal for quick."}, {"start": 16087.36, "end": 16088.36, "text": " Try to do it."}, {"start": 16088.36, "end": 16090.36, "text": " Shit, there you go."}, {"start": 16091.36, "end": 16093.36, "text": " You don't look fucking-"}, {"start": 16093.36, "end": 16095.84, "text": " Yo, this is like your beard right now, nigga."}, {"start": 16095.84, "end": 16098.84, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I left some on my beard too, actually, so."}, {"start": 16098.84, "end": 16115.6, "text": " I feel like a lord ass now man, what's up with y'all man, should I get something from"}, {"start": 16115.6, "end": 16116.6, "text": " the gas station or not?"}, {"start": 16116.6, "end": 16126.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm about to hit the gas station, I'll be right back, I don't feel like they"}, {"start": 16126.880000000001, "end": 16130.160000000002, "text": " That was the 5th, man."}, {"start": 16130.160000000002, "end": 16131.240000000002, "text": " It's me, Agent Zero."}, {"start": 16131.240000000002, "end": 16133.44, "text": " I know you might not recognize me, but I always do."}, {"start": 16133.44, "end": 16135.080000000002, "text": " Who that nigga with the beard?"}, {"start": 16135.080000000002, "end": 16137.400000000001, "text": " It's me again."}, {"start": 16137.400000000001, "end": 16139.76, "text": " Tell me."}, {"start": 16139.76, "end": 16141.28, "text": " The beard life, man, you're going to have a mess."}, {"start": 16141.28, "end": 16142.28, "text": " You're going to make a mess sometimes."}, {"start": 16142.28, "end": 16143.6, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 16143.6, "end": 16145.480000000001, "text": " You said it."}, {"start": 16145.480000000001, "end": 16146.560000000001, "text": " You're going to make a mess sometimes."}, {"start": 16146.560000000001, "end": 16148.920000000002, "text": " That is what comes with it, you know?"}, {"start": 16148.920000000002, "end": 16151.2, "text": " You got to accept the terms or whatever it comes with"}, {"start": 16151.2, "end": 16153.68, "text": " at the end of the day."}, {"start": 16153.68, "end": 16156.36, "text": " Look, I always tell my young ones, like,"}, {"start": 16156.36, "end": 16159.480000000001, "text": " You gotta grind for this shit if you really want it, you know?"}, {"start": 16159.480000000001, "end": 16162.24, "text": " Don't let anybody shake you out your dreams."}, {"start": 16162.24, "end": 16164.28, "text": " You gotta hustle, you gotta grind."}, {"start": 16164.28, "end": 16165.28, "text": " That's the only way."}, {"start": 16166.52, "end": 16168.24, "text": " That's the only way, that's why I hustle so hard."}, {"start": 16168.24, "end": 16170.32, "text": " That's why my beard is a mess."}, {"start": 16170.32, "end": 16171.16, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 16171.16, "end": 16172.6, "text": " You gotta, if your beard is clean,"}, {"start": 16172.6, "end": 16173.960000000001, "text": " have you really worked today?"}, {"start": 16174.92, "end": 16176.800000000001, "text": " Let me get some mmm, so let me get some mmm,"}, {"start": 16176.800000000001, "end": 16178.800000000001, "text": " so let me get some mmm."}, {"start": 16178.800000000001, "end": 16179.640000000001, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 16179.640000000001, "end": 16185.140000000001, "text": " I'm the banger to the mess I"}, {"start": 16185.140000000001, "end": 16190.720000000001, "text": " the crime signal hard work check"}, {"start": 16190.720000000001, "end": 16198.52, "text": " only the crime to see you"}, {"start": 16198.52, "end": 16200.760000000002, "text": " already got the new shit here I try to new shit"}, {"start": 16200.76, "end": 16202.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16210.76, "end": 16212.36, "text": " Good answer. Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 16212.36, "end": 16214.36, "text": " That's a quick. Yes, sir."}, {"start": 16214.36, "end": 16216.36, "text": " Appreciate it."}, {"start": 16222.16, "end": 16224.16, "text": " Have a good day, man."}, {"start": 16226.960000000001, "end": 16229.86, "text": " See, if I just nod at me with respect,"}, {"start": 16229.86, "end": 16233.86, "text": " You should have felt it. You should have felt my aura when I went in that gas station."}, {"start": 16233.86, "end": 16236.36, "text": " You see how everybody's just nodding at me with respect?"}, {"start": 16236.36, "end": 16238.36, "text": " He said I need to open the door for me."}, {"start": 16238.36, "end": 16239.86, "text": " He didn't clear the path."}, {"start": 16239.86, "end": 16242.36, "text": " W5, who gives a five?"}, {"start": 16242.36, "end": 16245.86, "text": " Tell you something. This beard is doing something to me."}, {"start": 16245.86, "end": 16247.86, "text": " This beard is doing something to me."}, {"start": 16248.86, "end": 16250.86, "text": " Stop opening my door, nigga, before I have another..."}, {"start": 16250.86, "end": 16252.86, "text": " That's my truck moment!"}, {"start": 16252.86, "end": 16279.380000000001, "text": " I was telling chat like there's gonna be crumbs in your life the way there's"}, {"start": 16279.380000000001, "end": 16285.62, "text": " crumbs in my beard. You can't mind the crumbs. You've got to focus on the big pieces in a big picture."}, {"start": 16288.18, "end": 16294.1, "text": " You know, I heard somebody once say, don't back up. You're already ready to do the destination"}, {"start": 16294.1, "end": 16297.78, "text": " controls and you're going to start to enjoy it. Bye guys."}, {"start": 16297.78, "end": 16303.380000000001, "text": " You want me to bug me one more time? Yeah, say it again. Let's not let it get through me off. You want to bug me one more time?"}, {"start": 16303.380000000001, "end": 16310.380000000001, "text": " Someone once told me if you back up into a park spot in a parking lot or like in a driveway"}, {"start": 16310.380000000001, "end": 16314.380000000001, "text": " then you're not even trying to enjoy the destination before you try to leave."}, {"start": 16316.380000000001, "end": 16317.380000000001, "text": " Right guys?"}, {"start": 16318.380000000001, "end": 16320.380000000001, "text": " Okay, we're there about one more time."}, {"start": 16320.380000000001, "end": 16323.380000000001, "text": " So when you're driving a car, right?"}, {"start": 16323.380000000001, "end": 16324.380000000001, "text": " This is a phrase game."}, {"start": 16324.380000000001, "end": 16325.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16325.380000000001, "end": 16329.380000000001, "text": " When you back up into a driveway, you're not even trying to enjoy it."}, {"start": 16329.380000000001, "end": 16351.02, "text": " I'm about to do a pedometer prank on somebody, but I'm about to make this pedometer 50 less"}, {"start": 16351.02, "end": 16355.02, "text": " than 80 years and they go over speeding in school zones."}, {"start": 16355.02, "end": 16357.02, "text": " Oh, 2012 YouTube shit."}, {"start": 16357.02, "end": 16360.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16360.02, "end": 16363.02, "text": " So make sure to follow up, and you guys will see that prank."}, {"start": 16363.02, "end": 16365.02, "text": " Um, this year's gonna be on."}, {"start": 16365.02, "end": 16368.02, "text": " I'ma start with Davis, he's gonna have no fucking clue."}, {"start": 16368.02, "end": 16369.02, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 16372.02, "end": 16375.02, "text": " Don't prank me, but don't be extra, you don't fuck with me."}, {"start": 16375.02, "end": 16376.02, "text": " We can't draw."}, {"start": 16376.02, "end": 16379.02, "text": " Then you're gonna end up in a classroom."}, {"start": 16381.02, "end": 16383.02, "text": " Home was pranked."}, {"start": 16383.02, "end": 16386.02, "text": " Oh my god, what's up to you, teacher?"}, {"start": 16387.02, "end": 16391.02, "text": " I love you, you get used to this beard. Now it is atrocious to eat it."}, {"start": 16391.02, "end": 16393.02, "text": " But I like having it on my face."}, {"start": 16393.02, "end": 16395.02, "text": " Like, hold on a second."}, {"start": 16395.02, "end": 16397.02, "text": " Be honest with me, am I chocked?"}, {"start": 16397.02, "end": 16399.02, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 16399.02, "end": 16401.02, "text": " Right, not bad, right?"}, {"start": 16401.02, "end": 16405.02, "text": " Yo, Brism, upload the reactions to people."}, {"start": 16405.02, "end": 16407.02, "text": " I'll upload the reaction."}, {"start": 16407.02, "end": 16410.02, "text": " Reaction to people who name me after me."}, {"start": 16410.02, "end": 16412.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, not bad."}, {"start": 16412.02, "end": 16414.02, "text": " Do that. Yep. Thank you."}, {"start": 16414.02, "end": 16416.02, "text": " First of all, stay cute."}, {"start": 16417.02, "end": 16419.02, "text": " Travis."}, {"start": 16419.02, "end": 16421.02, "text": " Jervil."}, {"start": 16421.02, "end": 16423.02, "text": " Yeah, cable. We love you."}, {"start": 16423.02, "end": 16425.02, "text": " Uh, all of our team."}, {"start": 16425.02, "end": 16427.02, "text": " Like I said, shopping's cool."}, {"start": 16427.02, "end": 16429.02, "text": " That's not nice at all."}, {"start": 16429.02, "end": 16431.02, "text": " Shopping's cool."}, {"start": 16431.02, "end": 16433.02, "text": " Don't say that."}, {"start": 16433.02, "end": 16435.02, "text": " Shopping's cool."}, {"start": 16435.02, "end": 16439.02, "text": " Even if you need a shopping's cool."}, {"start": 16439.02, "end": 16441.02, "text": " Too smooth."}, {"start": 16441.02, "end": 16442.0, "text": " I like hops out today."}, {"start": 16442.0, "end": 16442.82, "text": " Uh?"}, {"start": 16442.82, "end": 16444.12, "text": " The hops?"}, {"start": 16444.12, "end": 16445.28, "text": " Yeah, the hops."}, {"start": 16445.28, "end": 16447.44, "text": " Because you have a beard on, you don't like something in the future."}, {"start": 16447.44, "end": 16448.9, "text": " What's a cup of your hops?"}, {"start": 16448.9, "end": 16450.88, "text": " Yo, really, beards have like mad..."}, {"start": 16450.88, "end": 16452.66, "text": " Yo, do women like beards?"}, {"start": 16452.66, "end": 16453.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16453.16, "end": 16454.0, "text": " God damn!"}, {"start": 16454.0, "end": 16454.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16454.5, "end": 16457.36, "text": " No one should miss like beards, niggas in this country."}, {"start": 16457.36, "end": 16458.100000000002, "text": " I know what it is."}, {"start": 16458.100000000002, "end": 16460.56, "text": " A lot of niggas can't go up here, this thick."}, {"start": 16460.56, "end": 16461.14, "text": " They tell us."}, {"start": 16461.14, "end": 16461.9, "text": " They hate right now."}, {"start": 16461.9, "end": 16462.64, "text": " They tell us."}, {"start": 16462.64, "end": 16463.72, "text": " You can't go this game."}, {"start": 16463.72, "end": 16464.62, "text": " Man, get that hit out."}, {"start": 16464.62, "end": 16465.12, "text": " Shut up, fuck."}, {"start": 16465.12, "end": 16465.46, "text": " Hey man."}, {"start": 16465.46, "end": 16467.46, "text": " Hey, y'all, he got the Kratos on his chin."}, {"start": 16467.46, "end": 16469.36, "text": " There's that fucking Whidditt freak that's got him on."}, {"start": 16469.36, "end": 16472.56, "text": " You can't be HEDA! HEDA! You really should..."}, {"start": 16474.06, "end": 16476.86, "text": " You should do something about your situation."}, {"start": 16476.86, "end": 16479.86, "text": " Yeah, she said it's a little by her feelings, man."}, {"start": 16479.86, "end": 16480.86, "text": " She needs to spend it."}, {"start": 16480.86, "end": 16482.86, "text": " And it's too much! That's too much!"}, {"start": 16482.86, "end": 16484.36, "text": " You have to lock in!"}, {"start": 16485.36, "end": 16486.86, "text": " You girls, I care."}, {"start": 16486.86, "end": 16489.86, "text": " How would I suggest not, because I'm gonna get a license."}, {"start": 16492.36, "end": 16493.86, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 16493.86, "end": 16495.36, "text": " You get a license?"}, {"start": 16495.36, "end": 16496.86, "text": " Uh, no."}, {"start": 16496.86, "end": 16507.86, "text": " imagine like my face or just imagine the face that you have if you 40 girls passed down and that bitch just popped out like that"}, {"start": 16507.86, "end": 16510.86, "text": " I'm gonna just get back to you"}, {"start": 16510.86, "end": 16514.86, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing so I'm gonna run away"}, {"start": 16514.86, "end": 16517.86, "text": " you can't be like you"}, {"start": 16517.86, "end": 16520.86, "text": " the head ain't gonna take a run away without you"}, {"start": 16520.86, "end": 16526.86, "text": " We're not on the Caleb Head joke by the way, I heard one about it earlier."}, {"start": 16526.86, "end": 16528.86, "text": " Yeah, we've got stuff on here."}, {"start": 16528.86, "end": 16532.86, "text": " We're not safe and looking right."}, {"start": 16532.86, "end": 16533.86, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 16533.86, "end": 16534.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16534.86, "end": 16536.86, "text": " I was never, never wanted."}, {"start": 16536.86, "end": 16539.86, "text": " We want, yeah, we want the Amazon down there."}, {"start": 16539.86, "end": 16541.86, "text": " Yeah, I want anything."}, {"start": 16541.86, "end": 16543.86, "text": " Well, that's how I call it, the Amazon."}, {"start": 16543.86, "end": 16545.86, "text": " Yeah, the Amazon, the dangerous."}, {"start": 16545.86, "end": 16546.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16546.86, "end": 16548.86, "text": " You're insinuating that they have like a TV."}, {"start": 16548.86, "end": 16549.98, "text": " It doesn't take work for me."}, {"start": 16549.98, "end": 16550.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16550.48, "end": 16550.98, "text": " That's dangerous."}, {"start": 16550.98, "end": 16552.98, "text": " Hey, you haven't used that for a long time."}, {"start": 16552.98, "end": 16553.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16553.48, "end": 16554.48, "text": " That looks like it's you, buddy."}, {"start": 16554.48, "end": 16555.98, "text": " I've been watching a lot of YouTube."}, {"start": 16555.98, "end": 16557.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16557.48, "end": 16559.98, "text": " Maybe, too, man."}, {"start": 16559.98, "end": 16561.98, "text": " Yo, check."}, {"start": 16561.98, "end": 16564.98, "text": " You gonna make that run Coco Melon as a billionaire?"}, {"start": 16564.98, "end": 16565.48, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 16565.48, "end": 16567.48, "text": " That's exactly what everybody knows about."}, {"start": 16567.48, "end": 16569.98, "text": " Yo, what you doing for a street?"}, {"start": 16569.98, "end": 16572.48, "text": " You can't make your own Coco Melon show."}, {"start": 16572.48, "end": 16573.98, "text": " Oh, my god, yes."}, {"start": 16573.98, "end": 16574.82, "text": " Coco Melon!"}, {"start": 16574.82, "end": 16575.32, "text": " Uploaded."}, {"start": 16575.32, "end": 16576.82, "text": " Let's see how much money we get."}, {"start": 16576.82, "end": 16580.82, "text": " That's an idea you should have told me to do before I hit 30."}, {"start": 16580.82, "end": 16581.82, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 16581.82, "end": 16583.82, "text": " Yo, what's this?"}, {"start": 16583.82, "end": 16588.82, "text": " You know what, now that you say it, it's a lot of ideas we got with that boy we can't do that."}, {"start": 16588.82, "end": 16589.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16589.82, "end": 16590.82, "text": " Let's get the holy shit."}, {"start": 16590.82, "end": 16595.82, "text": " Yo, let's get the Coco Melon guy that owns it and get him on the streaming chart here."}, {"start": 16595.82, "end": 16596.82, "text": " He sold it to Renshoes."}, {"start": 16596.82, "end": 16597.82, "text": " He sold it to VCs."}, {"start": 16597.82, "end": 16598.82, "text": " Oh, that was funny."}, {"start": 16598.82, "end": 16599.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16599.82, "end": 16600.82, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 16600.82, "end": 16602.82, "text": " How do you know?"}, {"start": 16602.82, "end": 16605.82, "text": " It's time to pocket watch Coco Melon."}, {"start": 16605.82, "end": 16607.82, "text": " Oh my god, I gotta pop a white smoke on that."}, {"start": 16614.82, "end": 16615.82, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 16615.82, "end": 16617.82, "text": " It's not like you're in here."}, {"start": 16617.82, "end": 16619.82, "text": " You should never have a big ass focus group."}, {"start": 16619.82, "end": 16620.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16620.82, "end": 16621.82, "text": " You know what you do?"}, {"start": 16621.82, "end": 16623.82, "text": " We do that idea, right?"}, {"start": 16623.82, "end": 16627.82, "text": " But, because, for the YouTube kids,"}, {"start": 16627.82, "end": 16630.82, "text": " but we're brainwashing just to go watch people on the radio."}, {"start": 16630.82, "end": 16632.82, "text": " So every monster in the wild will be a patient."}, {"start": 16632.82, "end": 16633.82, "text": " Go watch them."}, {"start": 16633.82, "end": 16638.98, "text": " I do that should do nonce I should do censored videos that help a lot you two kids"}, {"start": 16639.1, "end": 16643.26, "text": " Yes, and I said like my YouTube channel in the description. Yes"}, {"start": 16644.02, "end": 16646.02, "text": " No"}, {"start": 16663.82, "end": 16665.82, "text": " And watch the spider out!"}, {"start": 16665.82, "end": 16667.82, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 16667.82, "end": 16671.82, "text": " We gotta do it!"}, {"start": 16671.82, "end": 16673.82, "text": " Ah, it's insane!"}, {"start": 16673.82, "end": 16676.82, "text": " Man, twizzle the bus go round and round!"}, {"start": 16676.82, "end": 16680.82, "text": " And then round into a check order to go watch twizzle the bus!"}, {"start": 16683.82, "end": 16685.82, "text": " Go buy tome!"}, {"start": 16685.82, "end": 16687.82, "text": " Buy tome!"}, {"start": 16687.82, "end": 16689.82, "text": " Yeah, this way is down, man!"}, {"start": 16689.82, "end": 16691.82, "text": " I'm just the best team."}, {"start": 16691.82, "end": 16693.82, "text": " Yeah, just proper"}, {"start": 16693.82, "end": 16695.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, do that then"}, {"start": 16695.82, "end": 16697.82, "text": " Yeah, that's right"}, {"start": 16701.82, "end": 16708.82, "text": " So Jack, when I get to house and ask that thing she didn't make the salad that I had gotten for her"}, {"start": 16708.82, "end": 16712.82, "text": " And if she didn't then yeah, yeah, and if she ate both then she's a champ"}, {"start": 16712.82, "end": 16716.82, "text": " What if it's on the ground like, absolutely destroyed"}, {"start": 16716.82, "end": 16718.82, "text": " Well, it's gonna be a trash can case and they're like this."}, {"start": 16718.82, "end": 16720.82, "text": " You might have to tell us that you can't tell us."}, {"start": 16720.82, "end": 16722.82, "text": " You can't be kind."}, {"start": 16722.82, "end": 16726.82, "text": " I'll just open up the trash can and get something to help."}, {"start": 16726.82, "end": 16728.82, "text": " Just in case."}, {"start": 16728.82, "end": 16730.82, "text": " We need to get into the van and just go in the van."}, {"start": 16730.82, "end": 16732.82, "text": " Get in."}, {"start": 16732.82, "end": 16734.82, "text": " And drop this."}, {"start": 16734.82, "end": 16736.82, "text": " Don't be a lunatic."}, {"start": 16736.82, "end": 16738.82, "text": " That's what I like to say."}, {"start": 16738.82, "end": 16740.82, "text": " We need to start through."}, {"start": 16740.82, "end": 16742.82, "text": " Think what's better than being left."}, {"start": 16742.82, "end": 16744.82, "text": " We need to go in the van and then go in the van."}, {"start": 16774.82, "end": 16776.82, "text": " Oh yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16776.82, "end": 16777.82, "text": " Wait for him."}, {"start": 16777.82, "end": 16778.82, "text": " Wait who?"}, {"start": 16778.82, "end": 16779.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16779.82, "end": 16780.82, "text": " That's my big name."}, {"start": 16780.82, "end": 16781.82, "text": " It feels like that, what, three day?"}, {"start": 16781.82, "end": 16783.82, "text": " It's not like a three day period on 6th out of the world."}, {"start": 16783.82, "end": 16784.82, "text": " That's all I got."}, {"start": 16784.82, "end": 16786.82, "text": " I've got like 80s, towards the end."}, {"start": 16786.82, "end": 16787.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16787.82, "end": 16788.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16788.82, "end": 16789.82, "text": " You can see it."}, {"start": 16789.82, "end": 16790.82, "text": " Whatever it was like, yeah."}, {"start": 16790.82, "end": 16792.82, "text": " She was the most lonely woman I've ever seen in my life."}, {"start": 16792.82, "end": 16793.82, "text": " You can see it."}, {"start": 16793.82, "end": 16794.82, "text": " You can see it."}, {"start": 16794.82, "end": 16795.82, "text": " You can see it."}, {"start": 16795.82, "end": 16796.82, "text": " You can see it."}, {"start": 16796.82, "end": 16797.82, "text": " You can see it."}, {"start": 16797.82, "end": 16798.82, "text": " You can see it."}, {"start": 16798.82, "end": 16799.82, "text": " I just didn't have you crying."}, {"start": 16799.82, "end": 16800.82, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16800.82, "end": 16801.82, "text": " Oh man, buddy."}, {"start": 16801.82, "end": 16802.82, "text": " He was talking about a fucking body."}, {"start": 16802.82, "end": 16804.82, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 16804.82, "end": 16806.82, "text": " You can make it sit okay."}, {"start": 16806.82, "end": 16808.82, "text": " No, son, no, son."}, {"start": 16808.82, "end": 16809.82, "text": " Thank you for the jail."}, {"start": 16809.82, "end": 16811.82, "text": " You have a undercover sex game."}, {"start": 16813.82, "end": 16815.82, "text": " That is funny stuff, man."}, {"start": 16816.82, "end": 16818.82, "text": " Holy chat, there's something I want to show you."}, {"start": 16818.82, "end": 16819.82, "text": " You hit it?"}, {"start": 16819.82, "end": 16821.82, "text": " No, you don't want to hit it."}, {"start": 16821.82, "end": 16823.82, "text": " You think I should catch one?"}, {"start": 16823.82, "end": 16825.82, "text": " I know the exact dimensions of this shit."}, {"start": 16825.82, "end": 16827.82, "text": " I would have spelled it, hit every chord."}, {"start": 16827.82, "end": 16829.82, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 16829.82, "end": 16833.1, "text": " not a move so it's gonna look less impressive to chat with trust me channel and I just did"}, {"start": 16833.1, "end": 16840.22, "text": " casually very impressive now parking this this truck in here is very impressive yeah what"}, {"start": 16840.22, "end": 16845.98, "text": " he just did was cool but thank goodness no one was here to see it so it doesn't it doesn't"}, {"start": 16845.98, "end": 16846.46, "text": " really matter"}, {"start": 16846.46, "end": 16859.66, "text": " I'm very proud of you."}, {"start": 16859.66, "end": 16861.82, "text": " You ain't sexy."}, {"start": 16861.82, "end": 16867.82, "text": " Alright, so look, nobody panic, okay?"}, {"start": 16867.82, "end": 16870.219999999998, "text": " But somewhere inside here..."}, {"start": 16870.219999999998, "end": 16871.219999999998, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16871.219999999998, "end": 16872.219999999998, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16872.219999999998, "end": 16873.219999999998, "text": " They moved it!"}, {"start": 16873.22, "end": 16878.72, "text": " Now, how did you move it?"}, {"start": 16878.72, "end": 16886.420000000002, "text": " It was a bird in here."}, {"start": 16886.420000000002, "end": 16889.5, "text": " Where did it go?"}, {"start": 16889.5, "end": 16896.100000000002, "text": " It was in here."}, {"start": 16896.100000000002, "end": 16897.7, "text": " It was like a bird nest in there."}, {"start": 16897.7, "end": 16899.7, "text": " Oh, you moved it."}, {"start": 16899.7, "end": 16900.7, "text": " Hey, buddy."}, {"start": 16900.7, "end": 16902.7, "text": " Hey, little guy."}, {"start": 16902.7, "end": 16910.260000000002, "text": " So we got some A&P birds, she for some reason the bird came and she had put her"}, {"start": 16910.260000000002, "end": 16915.98, "text": " nest inside my tools over here and I didn't realize until one day I brought"}, {"start": 16915.98, "end": 16920.7, "text": " my blackling home and she flew out and she just abandoned the kids because she"}, {"start": 16920.7, "end": 16926.100000000002, "text": " panicked and so we've just been letting her yeah we've just been letting her do"}, {"start": 16926.1, "end": 16932.34, "text": " were dang I don't know should we put it there I don't know oh my god please please"}, {"start": 16932.34, "end": 16938.66, "text": " don't please kill it what the fuck all right get this away from me who got this"}, {"start": 16938.66, "end": 16942.82, "text": " just just put it down over there maybe"}, {"start": 16943.66, "end": 16947.66, "text": " what's in here what'd you do"}, {"start": 16947.66, "end": 16949.66, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16977.66, "end": 16983.38, "text": " Don't scare them unfortunately all my cars are fast and loud there's a"}, {"start": 16983.38, "end": 16986.94, "text": " few that come dead"}, {"start": 16989.34, "end": 17000.9, "text": " how'd you like the salad you didn't eat it why"}, {"start": 17000.9, "end": 17014.54, "text": " Why'd you say anything I know Chris ate it you ate the salad I did"}, {"start": 17014.54, "end": 17027.300000000003, "text": " give her for it I did though okay well I had a good time eating Popeyes yeah yeah"}, {"start": 17027.3, "end": 17030.42, "text": " I do have some shit in my beard. That's what people with beards do"}, {"start": 17032.1, "end": 17034.1, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 17036.18, "end": 17039.54, "text": " Yeah, but that's a salad she was eating though, right? Are you sure?"}, {"start": 17043.34, "end": 17048.3, "text": " Yo, I didn't know the garbage can in there. I know the garbage cans over here"}, {"start": 17057.3, "end": 17059.3, "text": " We can't call that the bane bar."}, {"start": 17059.3, "end": 17061.3, "text": " That's the bane bar."}, {"start": 17061.3, "end": 17063.3, "text": " That's the bane bar."}, {"start": 17069.3, "end": 17071.3, "text": " I'm feeling the beard, bro."}, {"start": 17071.3, "end": 17073.3, "text": " Oh, appreciate it."}, {"start": 17073.3, "end": 17075.3, "text": " Thank you. Oh, your beard gang."}, {"start": 17075.3, "end": 17077.3, "text": " Yeah, beard gang."}, {"start": 17077.3, "end": 17079.3, "text": " How'd that sound?"}, {"start": 17079.3, "end": 17081.3, "text": " I'm part of the beard. How could I turn these lights on?"}, {"start": 17081.3, "end": 17086.899999999998, "text": " Yeah, I don't know how to use"}, {"start": 17088.899999999998, "end": 17090.899999999998, "text": " And the guy stay in my room, bro"}, {"start": 17098.42, "end": 17100.42, "text": " We're not"}, {"start": 17111.3, "end": 17124.059999999998, "text": " It's a little windy though, harder would never shoot in this one condition."}, {"start": 17124.059999999998, "end": 17125.78, "text": " It's hard to step back too."}, {"start": 17125.78, "end": 17126.78, "text": " Hard to step back too."}, {"start": 17126.78, "end": 17127.78, "text": " Hard to step back too."}, {"start": 17127.78, "end": 17128.78, "text": " Hard to step back too."}, {"start": 17128.78, "end": 17129.78, "text": " No, just keep your hand."}, {"start": 17129.78, "end": 17130.78, "text": " You gotta step back too."}, {"start": 17130.78, "end": 17131.78, "text": " Keep your hand."}, {"start": 17131.78, "end": 17132.78, "text": " What happened to all the balls?"}, {"start": 17132.78, "end": 17133.78, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17133.78, "end": 17134.78, "text": " Alright, Ted."}, {"start": 17134.78, "end": 17135.78, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 17135.78, "end": 17136.78, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 17136.78, "end": 17138.78, "text": " I'm going to stop brother, stay on the ground."}, {"start": 17140.78, "end": 17142.78, "text": " Oh, that's so close."}, {"start": 17148.78, "end": 17150.78, "text": " Yeah, it's the pants keep falling, bro."}, {"start": 17150.78, "end": 17151.78, "text": " Let's take them off."}, {"start": 17151.78, "end": 17153.78, "text": " I don't know if this is your waist size, bro."}, {"start": 17153.78, "end": 17155.78, "text": " Yeah, it might not be."}, {"start": 17160.78, "end": 17162.78, "text": " Yeah, it's fine."}, {"start": 17166.78, "end": 17173.78, "text": " Christian just pissed me off."}, {"start": 17173.78, "end": 17182.78, "text": " She's quartered."}, {"start": 17182.78, "end": 17184.78, "text": " Beard boss!"}, {"start": 17184.78, "end": 17186.78, "text": " Beard boss!"}, {"start": 17186.78, "end": 17191.78, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 17191.78, "end": 17194.78, "text": " Man, the layups, it's only buffed to three point shots."}, {"start": 17194.78, "end": 17197.579999999998, "text": " I can't keep wearing these shoes. They scuffed my shit right now with no socks."}, {"start": 17197.579999999998, "end": 17199.579999999998, "text": " Oh yeah? Quick, here we go."}, {"start": 17202.579999999998, "end": 17205.079999999998, "text": " Oh, I can't hold on to that. Let's take that."}, {"start": 17205.079999999998, "end": 17208.079999999998, "text": " Yeah, I love your positive. I love your DDS."}, {"start": 17208.079999999998, "end": 17210.079999999998, "text": " Alright, Seth. Go inside."}, {"start": 17210.079999999998, "end": 17211.579999999998, "text": " I need to go to the bathroom bag again."}, {"start": 17211.579999999998, "end": 17214.579999999998, "text": " Now I gotta take these shoes off. They're really scuffed on my fucking feet up."}, {"start": 17214.579999999998, "end": 17216.079999999998, "text": " Oh, you want all that? Yeah."}, {"start": 17216.079999999998, "end": 17218.079999999998, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 17221.079999999998, "end": 17223.079999999998, "text": " I hate everything."}, {"start": 17223.08, "end": 17225.88, "text": " Uh, whoo! I was missing out there!"}, {"start": 17226.38, "end": 17227.58, "text": " Let me tell you!"}, {"start": 17228.280000000002, "end": 17229.58, "text": " I'm gonna take a video."}, {"start": 17230.88, "end": 17231.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17231.58, "end": 17232.58, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 17233.280000000002, "end": 17234.88, "text": " No, it's- it's time."}, {"start": 17234.88, "end": 17235.58, "text": " It's time."}, {"start": 17236.480000000003, "end": 17237.38, "text": " Yeah, this is-"}, {"start": 17237.980000000003, "end": 17239.18, "text": " Wait, what do you mean, bro?"}, {"start": 17240.38, "end": 17241.38, "text": " Yeah, he-"}, {"start": 17243.38, "end": 17245.38, "text": " I don't know why I'm having crimes in your beard."}, {"start": 17246.88, "end": 17249.38, "text": " I was trying to teach Ted a life lesson, I was telling him."}, {"start": 17249.780000000002, "end": 17250.68, "text": " I said, it's that."}, {"start": 17250.68, "end": 17253.68, "text": " Sometimes in your life there's going to be some crime."}, {"start": 17253.68, "end": 17255.68, "text": " Focus on the bigger picture."}, {"start": 17260.68, "end": 17262.68, "text": " This is a bit of a troce, man."}, {"start": 17262.68, "end": 17263.68, "text": " You quick yourself."}, {"start": 17263.68, "end": 17264.68, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 17264.68, "end": 17265.68, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 17265.68, "end": 17268.68, "text": " Lost a little bit of aura there."}, {"start": 17268.68, "end": 17270.68, "text": " I'm telling you."}, {"start": 17273.68, "end": 17275.68, "text": " She's not being held up, right?"}, {"start": 17275.68, "end": 17276.68, "text": " I'm just kidding."}, {"start": 17276.68, "end": 17277.68, "text": " She's not."}, {"start": 17277.68, "end": 17284.88, "text": " safe and free because someone who's"}, {"start": 17284.88, "end": 17290.0, "text": " often would not be laughing. Is that right, Jack?"}, {"start": 17292.48, "end": 17299.04, "text": " Singa? Yeah, that's me, that's me, yeah."}, {"start": 17299.04, "end": 17305.04, "text": " No, that's me. That's my cologne combo I'm putting on too. Is we good?"}, {"start": 17305.04, "end": 17306.04, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 17306.04, "end": 17307.04, "text": " I'm gatekeeping."}, {"start": 17307.04, "end": 17309.04, "text": " What is it? Is it your cologne?"}, {"start": 17309.04, "end": 17310.04, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 17310.04, "end": 17312.04, "text": " That's like, um..."}, {"start": 17312.04, "end": 17313.04, "text": " That's not a favorite."}, {"start": 17313.04, "end": 17315.04, "text": " Like powdery fresh."}, {"start": 17315.04, "end": 17316.04, "text": " Yeah, I like that."}, {"start": 17316.04, "end": 17317.04, "text": " Oh, that is toned."}, {"start": 17317.04, "end": 17318.04, "text": " Just want him."}, {"start": 17324.04, "end": 17325.04, "text": " Two, two, two, two."}, {"start": 17325.04, "end": 17328.04, "text": " Unfortunately I just tore some of this off."}, {"start": 17328.04, "end": 17332.32, "text": " Okay, but I didn't take it off of me. I just took it off of all"}, {"start": 17341.600000000002, "end": 17343.600000000002, "text": " Can I do one more thing before I take this off"}, {"start": 17350.56, "end": 17352.56, "text": " All right, cutie"}, {"start": 17358.04, "end": 17360.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 17360.04, "end": 17362.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 17362.04, "end": 17364.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 17364.04, "end": 17366.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 17366.04, "end": 17368.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 17368.04, "end": 17370.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 17370.04, "end": 17372.04, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 17418.04, "end": 17424.920000000002, "text": " too much I will never go down I'll never go so I gotta see you see"}, {"start": 17439.08, "end": 17443.24, "text": " that's the point he said he could have done"}, {"start": 17448.04, "end": 17450.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17455.24, "end": 17460.440000000002, "text": " What's the problem speed you must be new or something we'll pass"}, {"start": 17463.04, "end": 17465.04, "text": " I'm living life in this fast"}, {"start": 17465.04, "end": 17468.64, "text": " I love you too much. I will never go"}, {"start": 17469.8, "end": 17471.8, "text": " So I gotta stay speed"}, {"start": 17473.8, "end": 17475.8, "text": " It's a good ass on though"}, {"start": 17478.04, "end": 17480.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17480.04, "end": 17482.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17489.0, "end": 17491.0, "text": " So"}, {"start": 17500.04, "end": 17502.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17502.2, "end": 17504.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17504.2, "end": 17512.08, "text": " Oh did he and R Kelly in the same music video goodness gracious man it's like the"}, {"start": 17512.08, "end": 17520.56, "text": " fucking criminal adventures man"}, {"start": 17534.2, "end": 17540.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, I played this song and drove in speeds that would scare adults, bro"}, {"start": 17541.72, "end": 17546.52, "text": " Really like this song my hypnotize you meant you want to go 80 over limit"}, {"start": 17547.88, "end": 17554.88, "text": " Word to bro don't let the chorus sit on this song bad things will happen game allegedly. This is back in Canada. It's not real"}, {"start": 17557.440000000002, "end": 17559.440000000002, "text": " Canadian crimes are not real"}, {"start": 17559.44, "end": 17573.44, "text": " Yeah. Oh, I got a robe. Oh, it's a front cake. Yeah, it's a front cake."}, {"start": 17573.44, "end": 17584.44, "text": " Yeah, it's a front cake."}, {"start": 17584.44, "end": 17586.44, "text": " AHHHH!"}, {"start": 17586.44, "end": 17587.44, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 17587.44, "end": 17588.44, "text": " Yeah, sorry."}, {"start": 17596.44, "end": 17597.44, "text": " Check it out!"}, {"start": 17599.44, "end": 17601.44, "text": " Just rip it off."}, {"start": 17601.44, "end": 17603.44, "text": " In field extreme pain."}, {"start": 17603.44, "end": 17605.44, "text": " Yeah, that's correct."}, {"start": 17615.44, "end": 17621.32, "text": " My man's about to report winter x games. I I don't even know what that means. Is that good?"}, {"start": 17627.399999999998, "end": 17631.32, "text": " Pushing I'm pushing 40 now guys. I'm fucking 29"}, {"start": 17633.879999999997, "end": 17637.52, "text": " You're even gonna round up you got a graduate from school man"}, {"start": 17637.52, "end": 17638.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17642.68, "end": 17644.12, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 17644.12, "end": 17645.32, "text": " I gotta do a bath in bed."}, {"start": 17647.04, "end": 17649.16, "text": " No, I'm just gonna hold it though."}, {"start": 17649.16, "end": 17651.56, "text": " Cause when that actually goes, it's gonna feel better."}, {"start": 17654.88, "end": 17656.08, "text": " And sometimes when I go to the bathroom,"}, {"start": 17656.08, "end": 17657.48, "text": " they think I'm doing cocaine."}, {"start": 17659.36, "end": 17660.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17661.08, "end": 17661.920000000002, "text": " I'm doing drugs."}, {"start": 17661.920000000002, "end": 17662.760000000002, "text": " You're doing a dirty drugs."}, {"start": 17662.760000000002, "end": 17663.600000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17664.64, "end": 17666.600000000002, "text": " Wemby clip, send me that."}, {"start": 17666.600000000002, "end": 17669.52, "text": " God, damn this guy has a clip every game he plays."}, {"start": 17672.88, "end": 17673.72, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 17673.72, "end": 17678.72, "text": " This is going, there's 99, and there's some senior up."}, {"start": 17682.960000000003, "end": 17684.4, "text": " I think it's too fuming."}, {"start": 17687.08, "end": 17689.680000000004, "text": " Oh, he got a concussion, no."}, {"start": 17692.08, "end": 17693.920000000002, "text": " No, Ralph, this person's gonna eliminate him,"}, {"start": 17693.920000000002, "end": 17695.06, "text": " he'll be tight."}, {"start": 17696.600000000002, "end": 17700.440000000002, "text": " because the West was looking so good."}, {"start": 17700.440000000002, "end": 17702.800000000003, "text": " But that second round will be crack."}, {"start": 17706.160000000003, "end": 17708.500000000004, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17711.480000000003, "end": 17713.120000000003, "text": " I did ask that the Spurs could still make it"}, {"start": 17713.120000000003, "end": 17714.2, "text": " out the first round."}, {"start": 17715.38, "end": 17717.58, "text": " I mean, let's just hope he can come back soon."}, {"start": 17723.480000000003, "end": 17726.320000000003, "text": " This is Abe Lincoln, if he had dreads and was black."}, {"start": 17726.600000000002, "end": 17733.600000000002, "text": " Sounds like we don't have much in common."}, {"start": 17733.600000000002, "end": 17735.600000000002, "text": " Don't say nothing about the Celts or anything at all."}, {"start": 17735.600000000002, "end": 17738.600000000002, "text": " How does the Celts are doing good?"}, {"start": 17738.600000000002, "end": 17746.600000000002, "text": " Are they winning in their easy Eastern Conference matchup?"}, {"start": 17746.600000000002, "end": 17751.600000000002, "text": " They lost."}, {"start": 17751.600000000002, "end": 17757.440000000002, "text": " Oh, that's the same. That's the same considering their serious favorites and we're playing home. Yikes, dude"}, {"start": 17758.72, "end": 17761.72, "text": " And whose fault was it, right? That's the big question"}, {"start": 17764.04, "end": 17767.2, "text": " Yeah, weak-ass Eastern Conference weak as fuck"}, {"start": 17768.920000000002, "end": 17771.58, "text": " We could fuck there should be a couple teams in the West they get"}, {"start": 17773.760000000002, "end": 17775.760000000002, "text": " I'm not gonna get into it"}, {"start": 17775.760000000002, "end": 17778.840000000004, "text": " You're rappers getting sweat."}, {"start": 17778.840000000004, "end": 17780.86, "text": " Oh, rappers having dropped the home game, Steven."}, {"start": 17780.86, "end": 17785.86, "text": " Woo hoo hoo."}, {"start": 17785.86, "end": 17789.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17789.36, "end": 17795.36, "text": " Wow, you're moving quick."}, {"start": 17795.36, "end": 17799.160000000003, "text": " You're like painting it off, Lucky."}, {"start": 17799.160000000003, "end": 17800.36, "text": " Or is that a scalpel?"}, {"start": 17800.36, "end": 17802.36, "text": " Is that a paintbrush?"}, {"start": 17802.36, "end": 17803.36, "text": " It's not a scalpel."}, {"start": 17803.36, "end": 17810.36, "text": " It's a paintbrush."}, {"start": 17810.36, "end": 17811.36, "text": " Paintbrush?"}, {"start": 17811.36, "end": 17813.36, "text": " Paintbrush."}, {"start": 17813.36, "end": 17818.36, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 17818.36, "end": 17821.36, "text": " So you like work on movies and stuff like that?"}, {"start": 17821.36, "end": 17822.36, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 17822.36, "end": 17823.36, "text": " What's like that?"}, {"start": 17823.36, "end": 17827.36, "text": " Can you talk about like what most interesting movie you worked on is?"}, {"start": 17827.36, "end": 17830.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17830.36, "end": 17834.68, "text": " Um, I worked on the Superman movie, that was my movie."}, {"start": 17834.68, "end": 17835.18, "text": " Movie?"}, {"start": 17835.18, "end": 17836.68, "text": " Yeah, movie."}, {"start": 17836.68, "end": 17842.12, "text": " I was a proud artist, so working back then."}, {"start": 17842.12, "end": 17842.920000000002, "text": " That's so cool."}, {"start": 17842.920000000002, "end": 17845.16, "text": " It's really fun, man, it was awesome."}, {"start": 17845.16, "end": 17847.28, "text": " Really surreal."}, {"start": 17847.28, "end": 17848.96, "text": " You met him?"}, {"start": 17848.96, "end": 17849.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17849.96, "end": 17851.36, "text": " Superman."}, {"start": 17851.36, "end": 17856.16, "text": " Now you let them do their thing, like, you know, approach."}, {"start": 17856.16, "end": 17859.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17859.16, "end": 17861.16, "text": " Yeah, that's professional. Yeah"}, {"start": 17862.84, "end": 17864.84, "text": " Yeah, it was fun"}, {"start": 17867.6, "end": 17873.34, "text": " So like would you would you go on early and then well, I guess you just don't point you get there before the talent"}, {"start": 17874.079999999998, "end": 17878.02, "text": " Well, it was for yeah, so we"}, {"start": 17878.76, "end": 17881.76, "text": " Yeah, we're really early like six now"}, {"start": 17884.04, "end": 17886.04, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 17889.16, "end": 17892.16, "text": " If it real hurts, let me know, okay?"}, {"start": 17892.16, "end": 17894.16, "text": " I'll make sounds."}, {"start": 17894.16, "end": 17895.16, "text": " Don't scare me."}, {"start": 17895.16, "end": 17897.16, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17897.16, "end": 17902.16, "text": " But yeah, I think that was just more like, whoa, the day they cleaned it."}, {"start": 17902.16, "end": 17904.16, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 17904.16, "end": 17905.16, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 17905.16, "end": 17910.16, "text": " Everyone did, yeah."}, {"start": 17910.16, "end": 17914.16, "text": " Oh my God, I could like taste alcohol."}, {"start": 17914.16, "end": 17916.16, "text": " It tastes like rubbing alcohol."}, {"start": 17916.16, "end": 17919.16, "text": " It's like a thick, strong, older."}, {"start": 17919.16, "end": 17923.16, "text": " Yeah, no, if it's too strong, I have that fear you can use."}, {"start": 17923.16, "end": 17927.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17927.16, "end": 17928.16, "text": " No, no, sorry."}, {"start": 17928.16, "end": 17930.16, "text": " I don't like really like locked in on chat right now,"}, {"start": 17930.16, "end": 17938.16, "text": " because it's distracting me from this feeling."}, {"start": 17938.16, "end": 17941.16, "text": " Are you from Georgia?"}, {"start": 17941.16, "end": 17942.16, "text": " I'm from Toronto."}, {"start": 17942.16, "end": 17943.16, "text": " You are?"}, {"start": 17943.16, "end": 17944.16, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 17944.16, "end": 17947.4, "text": " You can still meet about Canada."}, {"start": 17947.4, "end": 17948.4, "text": " Oh, I love Canada."}, {"start": 17948.4, "end": 17952.44, "text": " I've been defending my Raptors all stream."}, {"start": 17952.44, "end": 17954.8, "text": " That is really cool."}, {"start": 17954.8, "end": 17955.8, "text": " What about you, Hed?"}, {"start": 17958.56, "end": 17964.0, "text": " Just like the vibes."}, {"start": 17964.0, "end": 17965.64, "text": " No, I had a friend that abandoned me,"}, {"start": 17965.64, "end": 17968.28, "text": " but originally we were moving together."}, {"start": 17968.28, "end": 17971.36, "text": " Then we got a house together, and then we got in a relationship"}, {"start": 17971.36, "end": 17972.48, "text": " and left me."}, {"start": 17972.48, "end": 17973.88, "text": " And then he asked to come back."}, {"start": 17973.88, "end": 17976.04, "text": " I was like, sure, and then he got another relationship"}, {"start": 17976.04, "end": 17976.88, "text": " and left me."}, {"start": 17978.4, "end": 17979.24, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 17979.24, "end": 17980.36, "text": " Yeah, nice."}, {"start": 17980.36, "end": 17981.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's fucked up."}, {"start": 17981.920000000002, "end": 17982.88, "text": " Oh, look at you now."}, {"start": 17982.88, "end": 17985.56, "text": " Yeah, yeah, now I live with other people that won't leave me."}, {"start": 17985.56, "end": 17986.4, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17992.56, "end": 17994.960000000003, "text": " Damn, everybody leaving you, bro."}, {"start": 17994.960000000003, "end": 17996.16, "text": " Thank you for that, sir."}, {"start": 17996.16, "end": 17997.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18002.4, "end": 18003.48, "text": " How did you leave?"}, {"start": 18003.48, "end": 18005.68, "text": " Do you think I still have that house?"}, {"start": 18005.68, "end": 18006.52, "text": " I haven't left."}, {"start": 18008.12, "end": 18009.84, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 18009.84, "end": 18013.66, "text": " Yo, my face is back."}, {"start": 18013.66, "end": 18015.04, "text": " Oh, it feels free again."}, {"start": 18015.04, "end": 18017.44, "text": " Jesus, like there's no airflow down there."}, {"start": 18018.44, "end": 18022.079999999998, "text": " Oh, you can move anything you want."}, {"start": 18025.6, "end": 18027.6, "text": " I was like going to..."}, {"start": 18028.6, "end": 18030.6, "text": " Oh my God, it's not here."}, {"start": 18030.6, "end": 18031.94, "text": " Fuck, low five."}, {"start": 18031.94, "end": 18038.94, "text": " Oh my god, it was fake this whole time."}, {"start": 18038.94, "end": 18043.94, "text": " Yeah, the cat's out the bag, man."}, {"start": 18043.94, "end": 18048.94, "text": " It wasn't real, guys."}, {"start": 18048.94, "end": 18051.94, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18051.94, "end": 18053.94, "text": " Yeah, they're fun trips."}, {"start": 18053.94, "end": 18056.94, "text": " Um, I'm going to LA soon."}, {"start": 18056.94, "end": 18058.94, "text": " So that's going to be fun."}, {"start": 18058.94, "end": 18062.94, "text": " collabs with some peeps. Wait, I heard your birthday's coming up."}, {"start": 18062.94, "end": 18070.46, "text": " Ahhhh! Who knows, you know? I'm not really a birthday person."}, {"start": 18070.46, "end": 18076.539999999997, "text": " Um, it's your childhood trauma. Well, that's a very..."}, {"start": 18076.539999999997, "end": 18081.5, "text": " No, I just don't like being celebrated."}, {"start": 18081.5, "end": 18085.34, "text": " This is like awkward, like I didn't even do anything, I just survived."}, {"start": 18085.34, "end": 18089.5, "text": " Yeah, you know like I don't even celebrate when we like we just came back from the Amazon as far"}, {"start": 18089.5, "end": 18094.86, "text": " like I don't even celebrate that but it's like I'm gonna celebrate because the day popped up"}, {"start": 18096.38, "end": 18099.98, "text": " you know it's like just feel random I'm so different and unique"}, {"start": 18107.5, "end": 18110.62, "text": " That's what I go for on stream"}, {"start": 18145.34, "end": 18147.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18150.3, "end": 18153.2, "text": " Birthday is growing up suck though you go to school get your ass beat"}, {"start": 18154.14, "end": 18158.74, "text": " Y'all didn't do birthday beats in school birthday beats. Oh my god, bro"}, {"start": 18158.74, "end": 18161.56, "text": " We beat the shit out of anybody whose birthday it was bro"}, {"start": 18162.1, "end": 18167.62, "text": " It was beating niggas asses and I knew when it was when it was my birthday. I'll give my ass beat to facts"}, {"start": 18169.26, "end": 18174.5, "text": " You guys didn't do that birthday beats. How old are you 12 you get 12 punches from everybody you fucking see that day"}, {"start": 18175.34, "end": 18177.34, "text": " That shit was ass game."}, {"start": 18178.86, "end": 18180.86, "text": " How'd I do that? That's a convenient thing."}, {"start": 18189.74, "end": 18193.26, "text": " Yeah, we did. Okay, cool. It's called punches. Okay, we call it birthday beats."}, {"start": 18197.58, "end": 18199.58, "text": " Ah, yeah, I don't know how."}, {"start": 18201.02, "end": 18202.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18202.62, "end": 18207.62, "text": " Yeah, I'll be stuck like, I would have just had a beard."}, {"start": 18232.62, "end": 18234.68, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18262.62, "end": 18268.62, "text": " Let's see if it's a little delayed now."}, {"start": 18268.62, "end": 18269.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18269.62, "end": 18270.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18270.62, "end": 18271.62, "text": " Chat's a little more delayed now."}, {"start": 18271.62, "end": 18272.62, "text": " I went from like two seconds late."}, {"start": 18272.62, "end": 18273.62, "text": " It's 10 seconds delayed."}, {"start": 18273.62, "end": 18276.62, "text": " But are we good?"}, {"start": 18276.62, "end": 18280.62, "text": " I think it was just the OBS issue, chat."}, {"start": 18280.62, "end": 18281.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18281.62, "end": 18282.62, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 18282.62, "end": 18283.62, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 18283.62, "end": 18285.62, "text": " This is the isopropyl meris dates."}, {"start": 18285.62, "end": 18292.62, "text": " This is the isopropyl meris dates."}, {"start": 18315.62, "end": 18319.539999999997, "text": " We good chat. I don't know why OBS is doing that"}, {"start": 18321.26, "end": 18323.26, "text": " You hear it right it's gonna do them"}, {"start": 18326.539999999997, "end": 18333.7, "text": " No, that's how they like when they can see me when they can hear me they'll say to so I know"}, {"start": 18340.46, "end": 18341.579999999998, "text": " Press"}, {"start": 18341.579999999998, "end": 18345.219999999998, "text": " There's a lot of you. I have a beard. I just don't have it on now. What you mean"}, {"start": 18345.62, "end": 18351.78, "text": " You just missed it bro. What do you mean? I mean I had a beard all day. I went outside with a beard."}, {"start": 18351.78, "end": 18355.14, "text": " I just had a beard. I missed anything? Yeah, I'll move bro."}, {"start": 18355.14, "end": 18359.86, "text": " Nah, I just put it on later man. It's my beard. It's my beard man. I put it on whenever I want."}, {"start": 18375.62, "end": 18386.399999999998, "text": " You know say bye they should be"}, {"start": 18386.399999999998, "end": 18390.12, "text": " but I'm just gonna hold on hold on hold on"}, {"start": 18390.12, "end": 18394.64, "text": " should pop up is main no fourth to be"}, {"start": 18394.64, "end": 18397.36, "text": " fourth"}, {"start": 18397.36, "end": 18399.079999999998, "text": " piece I can't hug your little phone"}, {"start": 18399.08, "end": 18401.08, "text": " Yeah, I can't hug that little phone."}, {"start": 18401.08, "end": 18403.08, "text": " Chris, you don't hug no piece."}, {"start": 18403.08, "end": 18405.08, "text": " I can't hug your little phone."}, {"start": 18405.08, "end": 18407.08, "text": " I can't do that."}, {"start": 18407.08, "end": 18409.08, "text": " You can?"}, {"start": 18409.08, "end": 18411.08, "text": " Two's, I got a beard?"}, {"start": 18411.08, "end": 18413.08, "text": " Two's, two's, two's, two's."}, {"start": 18413.08, "end": 18415.08, "text": " Yeah, I can't hug that little phone."}, {"start": 18415.08, "end": 18417.08, "text": " Yes you can, you can hug him."}, {"start": 18417.08, "end": 18419.08, "text": " Yeah, just go for it."}, {"start": 18419.08, "end": 18421.08, "text": " You don't have to run, buddy."}, {"start": 18421.08, "end": 18423.08, "text": " You don't have to, you know,"}, {"start": 18423.08, "end": 18425.08, "text": " don't jump."}, {"start": 18429.08, "end": 18431.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18459.08, "end": 18461.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18489.08, "end": 18491.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18519.08, "end": 18521.140000000003, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18549.08, "end": 18551.08, "text": " To"}, {"start": 18559.420000000002, "end": 18561.420000000002, "text": " Verizon's low right now to"}, {"start": 18572.780000000002, "end": 18576.34, "text": " Be good, y'all know what the fuck is going on chat"}, {"start": 18579.08, "end": 18583.920000000002, "text": " You know, this will happen at the end of the, in the final hour of the Amazon issue."}, {"start": 18583.920000000002, "end": 18584.920000000002, "text": " That same shit happened."}, {"start": 18584.920000000002, "end": 18587.52, "text": " Where like, Tukki was going down a bar, her stream was fine."}, {"start": 18587.52, "end": 18588.52, "text": " Sweaty face."}, {"start": 18588.52, "end": 18589.52, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 18589.52, "end": 18590.36, "text": " She's just moving the adhesive."}, {"start": 18609.08, "end": 18611.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 18631.760000000002, "end": 18633.760000000002, "text": " As far as so as"}, {"start": 18633.760000000002, "end": 18642.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, Chad, if it happens again, what it is, you're going to have to end it, bro. I don't know why two kids, uh,"}, {"start": 18649.760000000002, "end": 18653.760000000002, "text": " I mean, we're about to head out soon anyway, because I got to get my hair retwisted, but, um,"}, {"start": 18653.760000000002, "end": 18662.320000000003, "text": " But yeah, that's frustrating, bro, because the phone's fine, and the OBS is fine, PC's"}, {"start": 18662.320000000003, "end": 18665.000000000004, "text": " fine, connection's fine."}, {"start": 18665.000000000004, "end": 18666.480000000003, "text": " The server itself is just fucked."}, {"start": 18666.480000000003, "end": 18669.480000000003, "text": " I'm not sure what's going on."}, {"start": 18669.480000000003, "end": 18674.600000000002, "text": " I can't even tell if it's just really delayed or..."}, {"start": 18674.600000000002, "end": 18679.68, "text": " I think we're good right now."}, {"start": 18679.68, "end": 18680.68, "text": " Detox needed."}, {"start": 18680.68, "end": 18681.68, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 18681.68, "end": 18682.68, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 18682.68, "end": 18702.68, "text": " I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! Oh my god. Not bad, huh? It's all good. Yeah. Oh, it's not sticky no more."}, {"start": 18712.68, "end": 18714.74, "text": " you"}]}