you
Yo, chat.
Hello?
What the fuck?
Hello?
Oh, there you go.
Hello, oh my fuck like why is all my audio reset?
Wait seriously like all of everything even my stream
And my game like my graphics, bro, I up I updated my PC last night and everything's cooked
Geforce
No, I just my PC like I shut down. It was like shut down
13 minutes of
of updates. All my graphics are like maxed out and my settings are reset, my audio,
oh my fucking god, fuck windows. Dude, I was... everything's fucked. Alright, I want to lock
These ugly ass settings for like until we have a base down and then I'm
Fix it. Well, my stream probably looks cooked right now because the graphics are so high like there's so many trees and shit
FBS is fine. No shit
I'm no idea. I think they're just maxed out when my face is so dry
I spawned in like a crazy spot that I feel like we should probably build
Where'd you spawn? That spawned earlier
I spawned on top right, like right next to the launch
Oh, what the fuck? I didn't know that- yeah
Yeah, yeah, there's like no one here yet
I don't think I can spawn there. I think that's you unlock like a secret spawn
I spawned Zed Fire
I've seen at least 500 Naked Zephyr
I've seen nobody
All right chat plan for today's play my new it but at night time I'm fixing these dog ass sessions
Yeah, I'm gonna like build a little out of the way
Because something tells me I'm gonna get butt fucked
There's so many mats out here.
Trying to find cloth.
My face is so dry.
Anyway, plan is get a base down, fix my settings,
put some flippin' moisturizer on my face
because oh my god, my face is dry right now.
And then turn my face down one.
I overstaffed but like you guys can't judge me, okay?
I'm actually gonna be you got like probably like a one out of a thousand
kind of worse no don't touch me let me place the bag
okay placing your bag and replace myself a bag though I'm just gonna get based
on like a step yeah noise move you know
I kind of want to fix all my settings and like
My face is jarred and fucking Gandhi's sock
And I took a shower I told you but I didn't like do my face when I come out of the shower and need some
Most people have like different kind of skin and I didn't mention the time of year
It's not like winter with me, my face is fucked, but somewhere it's oily as hell.
It's my first stream, welcome, welcome!
Yeah, I just thought maybe it was, maybe it was, I don't know.
Oh yeah, I don't know, because like men will wash their faces with soap and be fine.
Yeah, and that's like not okay.
it works it works it's all you need spit on a towel and spit on a towel that's
great oh my god I think they unlocked my spawn there's a lot of naked no no no
maybe gonna base down fast I'm thinking at the top of this mountain here right
next to like the washer well oh no my chat's on
Do you do any snags?
I actually don't think I got sniped maybe twice the whole of cops. I genuinely think and this is not cope
I genuinely think that
People watch my stream are nice
They don't snag. I
Have agree
Because 10 days of drops, almost zero sniping, the only time I got sniped was when I played
Lido.
I honestly could have been with Lido snipers and they picked up a backpack that was near
my bed and then the second time was when I played with Vayne and Chase and they get
sniped all the time and they like roam rated us.
Like really weird.
So I actually think that those two times that we got sniped is their fault.
Oh
Always
To me oh my god, there's a camper here as well, bro. This might be movie
I'm dead!
I'm gonna face the bag.
I mean, you got a bag down.
I think you just picked your settings, no?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Alright, let's see what the damage is.
Oh, man!
You're probably all messed up, no?
No, I just don't...
I don't...
No, I just don't know. Wait, maybe they're fine, but my shit looks different.
I'm feeling, yeah, I'm feeling so good. I put some moisturizer on.
Moisturizer, concealer, face kind of goes on.
That's nice.
Wait, this is actually go-to because we got a vendor right here too.
Yeah, I want to build up there by the vendor.
Oh my god, you can't snipe, why can't you snipe? You don't have a wrist?
Oh, that feels so good on my face.
Can you guys jump on the seat? Yes, I got like 10, 11 hours so it was nice.
I feel refreshed
Where's my chat user interface show chat off, okay now why are my graphics all funny I?
Don't know if I've ever made a settings clip did I ever make a settings clip?
Fog! How am I supposed to remember my own settings? I didn't make a settings clip.
What's- I mean they look fine. I don't know what's different about it though.
I genuinely have no idea what's what's bad about it everything off I mean it looks fine
60 seconds on my bag.
How's work, boss?
Oh, okay.
That done. This next bad? No.
But good? What?
What do you mean? What do you mean bad but good?
How does this make sense?
Where is my hairbrush?
Well, I woke up so late. I'm like, this is how I felt like on my first day of school
Russian
I never wore makeup to school. I don't think you were allowed to wear makeup to school. I never did but I don't think anyone else did.
All my sister did actually. I remember her getting told off.
my god my under eyes are something I was gonna make a TikTok today that was like
honestly on the inappropriate side so I decided not to make it
where do you wipe? yes, over what?
How inappropriate? It wasn't even that inappropriate. I just like TikTok comment section. Why are
you AFK? I was fixing my settings and I'm wasting on a back turn which is up. I want
to put my face cam on but I need to put concealer on. It wasn't even that inappropriate
but I know tiktok comment section is rough I was gonna like take a video of
like walking into the shower and then be like be united after 10 days of drops
kind of thing but I feel like maybe some weirdos I don't know
I thought it would be funny to talk.
That's funny?
Exactly!
Should I make it anyway?
Am I making it anyway?
If only you could wear a hazy.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, I could just, like, not show myself.
The thing is, it would either be, like, showing my face, or my feet.
That's fucked!
Make it anyway fuck it yeah, okay, I'll do it
During the stream and we can edit it together at like the night time or something
It'll probably get likes I mean I don't even do things for likes like genuinely others thought that would be like so funny
I'm trying to be a funny tiktoker, you know, not like a baddie, because I ain't no baddie.
Like, let's be real, I'm not a baddie, but I'm funny as hell, so, and I know that.
You are aback.
Spooky comments? Exactly.
Maybe I'll put socks on.
That'll be funnier.
If I step into the shower with socks on,
that's common form for sure.
For sure.
Yes! Yeah!
Okay.
We're cooking now.
You see?
I have a knack for this stuff, I have a talent, I'm just too lazy to make my shirts, you know.
Let's cover up these black ass circles in my eyes cause holy moly, I'm a bad girl.
Dark circles in my eyes do not look nice.
Are you playing official? Yes. Do it fully clothed, yeah?
I mean, I don't know how I'm gonna show it fully clothed, though.
Tell me why my forehead is so red, huh?
Yeah? Are you solo? No.
I'm just putting some concealer on so you guys can't see what under-eye is.
And then also putting...
Literally two more minutes.
Hmm.
Wet socks equals hell. Yeah but like for the TikTok.
No.
Rudolph asked forehead, yeah for real. What happened?
Got smacked around in my dreams.
Whoa!
Oh, this is gonna be nice though.
I'm gonna have like my chat back, you know?
My homies.
And people who don't judge.
Alright, I'll do the rest of this when we have a base though.
Now I'm throwing the wipe.
I'm throwing the wipe, I'm throwing the wipe.
It's common here now that all this can chase is a gun exactly it's chill we can vibe you can talk
Why can't I pick up this egg? Okay, that's the forbidden egg I guess
Yeah, my trees and I think I have a car quality which means my stream is worse quality
It's a really good spot though.
Yeah, yeah, I'm happy with it.
There's a guy that was in the shaft right here.
Yeah, I heard him calling me.
You're going to have a clock right now.
You don't have a bell?
No.
Okay.
Now we can actually have fun on this, I think.
despite having nobody to use.
Yeah, yeah. I mean we live on so-lot of monuments.
Scraps like pretty easy. 400 and something to grab.
We need to get a missile detector.
It'll take us like 14 minutes to get a deer too.
My luck with metal detectors is just like zero.
You gotta speak it into existence, you know.
bad luck only a bad luck because they say they have bad luck
I mean you're the one that caused my bad luck
you're the one that fed me those pickles
now so detector yeah you want to be metal detecting you want to be metal
detecting on wipe day if you don't live in near any monuments go next to roads
our chain tracks and you can get um no if anything also what the vendor will be
able to buy p2 or something
it's gonna spear me
I don't need to be helped I win
Hello.
Still trying to find 20 clowns.
Oh god there's so many people building bases but they're like solo as hell.
Yeah.
Are you playing with moon, back moon?
There's a lot of people here.
Just so that they're making a change to allow ribs in DC.
Wait.
Oh do not allow them.
Let's go.
This way.
On Thursday.
Yeah, yeah, oh my god, there's an anvil rock right here
What do you think what do you think?
No, I'm actually down this is kind of in the open we get dark and it's a little more relaxing
I don't have a boost so I will toss everything at you, yeah, yeah, and I won because I'm the
best.
Where is it?
There's no cloth in this area, bro.
You can claim the skin still, just no progress on the thing, yeah, exactly.
If you got the full skin during the drop, you can still claim it, but if you didn't
get it then you can't.
I don't have enough HP to fight this guy.
I'm coming to you, I'm scared.
Keeps the deep sea exclusive, yes, yes.
They're not allowing ribs in the deep sea anymore, which is good.
So it's only boats.
Only boats.
The respect to Happy for still streaming?
Yes, us.
I love this game.
I love streaming.
I'm here.
I got the day off.
Why would I not be?
I do have the stuff to learn.
You do?
Oh, okay.
Somehow.
I think it was over. I put one solo on.
By this point, like, it's... I'm gonna be better off getting Scrap and buying a gun. Like...
Are you in the base or what?
No, but I have a horse.
Have you suffered your key killing yet? I think he says.
I just got a bow.
Nice.
Maybe we go hard but I'm trying to cycle for cloth because there's just nowhere we can pick up anything.
There's a bear on me.
I just left him a cycle, but...
But I don't have the spear.
okay okay I feel so weird my with my face you're so weird
to know what the fuck is going on
sub G 13 HP back from war wait what does that tell anyway actually but so no
I mean you can't leave with the ribs that are in the
All in one spot bro it's insane sus
I'm gonna have a reason to take a rib out there then
Like I mean the ribs that spawn man
No you can leave I think
No maybe not cause you can't leave on the small boat
Can you?
No you can't leave on the small boat
Cause small boat's spawn out there
No they don't
They do
I feel like you should be able to leave. Yeah, this is the same time. I'm trying to kill this guy
Handsy, yeah, that's right. Yeah, you are this is your home
Any cloth
I'm just like, yeah.
What is the deep sea?
thing I saw the new update we'll try to go
there's gonna be a
I will try to get the deep sea it's so nice
it's all you
not even a bullet
I got you
you got a tool?
yeah
the bear was trying to close
it's like
give me the clock
but yeah the deep sea is really cool
what? that's it? that's all you got?
no way
see I'm I'm might not the best teammate
did you even hit it? I did
it sounded like you take air the whole time
no I hit air the second time
the first time I hit it though
oh yeah
are there any monuments? yes there's a
oh no bow guy over here
I need to heal so bad
There's a new outpost area which is cool and it has a bunch of gambling stuff and shops
and new tasks.
If you do a task at the place there, you can get six HVs.
I'll just ignore that guy.
Oh!
Loot, loot, loot, loot, loot!
I'll tell you if they're there bushes.
I'll just look for it.
Oh yeah?
I'll go right.
I'll see that guy.
I see him.
He's just holding up top.
Okay, let's go.
Wait, yarrang?
He did have a red one.
Nice.
He bossed it.
kind of need that cloth by the way yeah there's a all the new islands are cool
it's really good to metal detect on the islands thank you it's really good to
metal detect on the islands because
you can get a gun really fast
no comment moon like the fuck
i guess you're just used to my weird shit
What is like the only person who's like used some weird shit and doesn't say anything when I do something weird?
Fucked.
Guy running his other base.
I ticked your horse!
Fucker.
So many berries here.
Kill a little baby.
We hit up a farm.
We have time and energy to do that shit.
How's the shenanigans? Good, good, good.
I'm running so behind now. My face is half done. My makeup is half done.
No music in today? I think you just can't hear it because my shit is ass.
There you go.
I was only going to play this today because I have the Elden Lake to my house.
It's all good.
Let's see if we get this.
Maybe, maybe.
I also got Jim.
It makes five hours.
Yes, go ahead.
I can play when I come home, of course.
I'm stuck in the ad line. Oh, I need to turn down my ads fuck hold on
Hold on hold on. I need to do it right now one second. I've got to turn my ads down
Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Where do I turn down ads
Adds holy moly you guys are getting blasted back down
There we go.
Adds it up.
Adds it up, of course.
There's one over there.
Of course adds it up.
I got a mother to provide for
This guy got
Just healed
My mic sound is fucked up.
Okay.
Do we need a cam for it, do you need gloves?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Back to trying to do my face.
Woo!
Open my mirror and go jump-scared.
My hair looks nice.
Can I think of anything more you need doing?
No, I'm good.
Should be good.
Are your alerts working?
I think I turned them off during drops because the follow of Sam is annoying me.
There you go.
I think it's just the drops one.
Ah, yeah.
I think exclamation on drop might be different.
Try that.
Ow.
Oh no.
Maybe just get rid of that one.
Wait, did you sob?
Aw!
Thank you!
I've been alerts.
Thank you so much Sarah.
I'm avoiding the ad-hell, I love you, thank you.
Are you playing with us today?
See I thought about getting turbo, but I just think that the price of it is a little ludicrous.
Especially because the reason I subbed to streamers is not only just for Azor, it's
to support them.
And I like my badges.
like my badges. And I don't know how, like maybe Lito just unlocked more founder spots.
But I got a founder badge and Lito streams which I don't have to accept anymore because I like having founder badge.
I think she feels special. I think I feel so pretty too.
Maxel, thanks for the prime! Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's a bit crazy.
I thought it came with cells, I forgot to cancel it. Yeah. You have turbo? Jesus. I have an ad blocker. That works.
Sometimes it doesn't, though, but most of the time it works.
I'm just doing my eyelashes right now.
I should turn my camera on, we should do a get ready with me because it's actually quite funny how I do my makeup because I don't know how to do it.
I'm with a girly girl.
And all the girly girls can laugh at me.
I love get ready with me.
Alright, let's do it then.
Just for you, my love.
I don't know, but I make sure there's nothing criminizing in here.
Alright, we're good.
Hi, Pika! I watch a lot of Twitch though, mobile PC, so worth it for me? Yeah, I mean same.
I watch more Twitch than I watch like YouTube or Netflix.
Hello, chat. Alright.
I have a mirror in front of me, which is what I'm gonna be staring at.
I usually watch on mobile at work. Oh, I think you can get an adblocker mobile.
I don't know, someone told me that I could get my adblocker on mobile.
I just don't know how.
I use Pi as my ablocker and it works, you twitch.
I didn't know you looked like that.
You are a girl?
I am a girl!
I can add to even with ablocker?
No way.
Get rolled.
You have to have the right one.
Pi is the one that works for me.
Um, come on, we are the merit, yeah, should I just get you guys?
I just got jumpscare. What the fuck, bro? That's messed up. Honestly, same. I just need powder.
I'll be less, uh, I'll be less shiny in a second. I just like to do my mascara before I do the
the pattern. Because, um, yes. Put your ablok or discordable.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. You love the bag? It's so cute. I'm yet to see clips, bro. A lot
of people are coming in here telling me, oh, I killed someone with your bag. Oh, I'm
aura farming with your bag. And I'm like, oh, it's no clip, no reel. You feel me?
No clip, no reel.
Where's the evidence?
Huh?
See how like I'm shiny on this side now and not this side?
Outer.
Actions speak louder than words.
Exactly.
Hi, Chef Riley.
Really, Riley?
Are you a chef?
Because that's really fucking cool.
Hello, Lana.
We gotta go.
So why we gotta go?
I think I got that.
I'm a girl.
I'm just a girl.
I ain't gotta do shit.
I'm gonna put powder on my forehead and stuff.
I'm acting like a flashlight.
Got that shit?
Lot of horror.
No, he's got it.
He's got it.
I can hear him.
I love hearing good stuff.
Mama Will!
I don't know where he's calling me, Mama Will.
See, usually I would put contouring, johns are on, but because I'm kind of fast, I'm doing that.
Oh no no no, make your cheeks as pink as possible on stream because
right now, this is where I would stop, but you guys can't see it, because camera sucks.
So, I'll make it pinker, and now I look like a doll.
What's the question mark for?
What?
The answer makeup, exactly.
Why are you question marking me?
What the fuck?
Why are you question marking me?
Make your cheeks as big as possible so you're fucking weird.
You're actually fucking weird.
You're weird.
I thought you'd be resting never.
I don't rest um I don't like eyeliner so I take you said not me I said my fuck
these cheeks dumbass I take my eyeshadow and I put it in like this brown
thing and I tap up my on my head and I be like a line with my eye shadow to
make it look slightly better
I'm a clown, no, no, have you guys seen my Twitter posts with me being an actual clown?
Alright, lips, done, I'd usually put this shit on because it's fire, because one cheekbone
is more pronounced than this one, and I don't like that, I'm uneven, I'm an uneven girl,
I don't fuck with that at all, but hey, this holy grail!
Holy grail makeup.
Is that what it was, a rush stream?
Well, if you want facecam on, I gotta do this.
Baby's telling me happy birthday, so is today's your birthday?
I'll say you happy birthday, that makes you happy.
And then spray your face with stuff.
And now we're good.
We're good to go.
I'm trying to follow along.
Well, my teammate's mad at me, so I need to move on.
And then throughout the day, I have to put this shit on,
because even though it's a holy grail,
it doesn't stay on your lips.
And then, boom, you're done.
Happy days.
I would put lip gloss on, but I have no idea where
the fuck that is.
Oh, it's right here.
Thank you for the posture check.
Teammate, shut the fuck up, you're right.
Who doesn't need to shut the fuck up?
Sorry, not done with all of this.
It's like, why can't this man do things alone?
Why can't a man do things alone?
Like, you can kill him, you don't need me.
Fuck man.
The ship behind my ears doesn't bother me.
Alright, done.
What's up?
I just killed a kid with ice. He's got a T9 out there.
You gonna go murder him?
Yeah, yeah.
He's running. Two of them.
Got him.
I
Can't see anything for these trees at all. I just can't see this guy
And literally can see this guy, what did we do cut what do you mean?
Or not
You're not you know I'm down I need to my trees quality down bro. This is so fucked
Fucking window settings
Did you say whether you wanted happy birthday
oh shit why is my drops on oops sorry no it's not a job got rolled that was a
drop I think it changed when I changed to the new scene the goat shimmy tonight
have a happy stream and a good wipe I don't know bro
I'm asking you about him.
Yes, please? Okay. I'm seeing you on a birthday.
Let me out! I'm a prisoner!
No, they bought a room.
I'm a prisoner in my own home.
No, they were looms.
I'm on a phone and I'm dead.
Oh.
You might have a phone.
No break? Hell no! Wait you're telling me we have over 1k frags and not a muddle door or a code lock?
I feel like I just killed that guy.
Crafting!
Yo grinder of course.
Prisoner I'm locked up.
Trapped.
Someone save me.
My face feels weird.
You don't love me? Is he supposed to love you?
I'm alive? You're alive.
My mic stand is like broken.
Are you playing today, Geva?
what the fuck are you doing in my stream? part-timer? go play live
Ah, get the brain roll outta here!
I'm actually trapped in my own home.
What do I do?
I'm so far broke paint wait then I have the new DLC how do I make an easel how
do you type easel I don't speak English all right how do I spell easel art
Eeeeeasllllllllll.
Oh, portable easel.
A hundred wood.
Well shit, we're trapped in here.
It might as well make our prison a prissy.
What we painting?
we also need to play happy birthday for rick
have to put something on the easel
fuck
art
you guys have no idea how poop i am
any cloth?
yeah, i mean i can suck my balls, i'm using this cloth for art
We need like a pretty small one.
Need more cloth. Oh, we don't need more. Wait!
You don't need different things?
Mods assembly subscription now.
How are you gonna gift five subs and then not sub yourself to get out of ads? This makes no sense.
Someone save this man.
I think we try to drill Geva.
Let's try and drill Geva.
Why didn't I wait?
Okay.
Alright.
Geva's white as hell.
So let's hit him with this.
This is Geva.
yes kind of a we need a picture pull up a picture and give it a each
Gavaditch, do the abs?
Don't worry, I'll draw a full body picture of Gavaditch.
Okay.
Reference image right here.
He's got the, he's kind of got like a square head, like a rectangle head, like this, but
I'm going to go to shit now, we'll make it a little, a little, can we mix colors, can
I do like a little bit of white and then a little bit of this, alright?
Hey, and then I take this and I go like this, right?
Oh my, oh my god, I'm so good.
okay and then he has like there we go that's that's a good level of white
for go I think he has like a forehead like that and it goes round a little bit
it goes around like this this is what bro looks like it's like this and then
his hair you know what I did I didn't know you could do it on like on rust that
kind of looks like a... and then his hair is like... kind of look at this color.
Maybe a bit lighter. A bit lighter than that.
Oh my god! Yes!
And then it's like, oh, spiky. That's spiky heads.
Russell asks it's 186 and worth playing as a complete new player, yes.
Absolutely.
They're kinda like spikes to the side a little bit.
There you go.
I like that.
Yeah.
Like this.
Yo, tell me the shit isn't fire.
Tell me the shit isn't fire right now.
I should probably use this color to like paint his whole face in actually. Hold on make it bigger
make it bigger paint his face in
oh yeah Sarah is probably cringing right now
Sarah is cringing right now all right eyeballs
Fuck dude, you've got one like big eye and then you've got one like a slightly smaller
eye.
We're doing it in black because I decided that's the case.
Why isn't it working?
Why can I not draw?
It's okay, I have a crooked nose, look at my nose, chef, it cooks to the left, I think,
to the right.
One side.
Don't worry.
We're all imperfect.
Why can't I draw though?
Paintbrush.
Huh?
Why can't I draw?
I'm still stuck on this one.
Okay, I didn't choose this color.
Fucking restart.
Okay.
What can I draw? I'm still stuck on this one. Okay, I didn't choose this color fucking restart
Okay
No big eyeball that's a little too big
It's big in the social and this sounds like kind of squinted
Oh, that's good.
There we go, that's good.
And then this one's kind of like almond shaped.
Like that.
Hey, hey!
This is like less round.
Oh my God, you can see my reference.
Look at his profile picture.
That's my reference right now.
Okay, and then a little bit of a nose moment.
No, that's too wide.
Go around like this.
Like a year old,
well you're getting cooked on a year old photo.
What now?
Yeah, that's the nose.
Um, and then you got a little like, you know, the little keep-its-john thing, and then your
lips are like, no, what the fuck, fine, I'll read you your notes, I'll read you your notes.
Like this.
And then, like, this one comes out more, it's like, and then it comes out like
that. Oh no! Okay, um, I don't really know how to draw your nose, bro. I don't
be completely honest to do, like, I don't know, like that. And then you will, you will,
there we go, and then your lips, you kind of like a long set of lips. And they're
They're not too plumped.
Fuck. I need like a pink.
I'm cooking!
Okay, but I can't see what color of your eyeballs.
Keep it black. No, no. You need the lipstick.
I'm making you perceive what color of your eyes. I can't see.
Gray? Gray eyes? This guy's just aura farming.
Who the fuck has gray eyes?
You have grey eyes too Sarah?
You're gorgeous.
You're stunning.
Yo, how do you make pupils?
There we go.
I'm really blue-gray.
See that's so fruity.
That's so stunning.
And we're like blue gray, see that's so pretty, that's so stunning, and then I'll draw that
bitch in like that, and then a little black dot, boop.
Oh my god, you look like you're about to like ask some kids some crazy shit, color
change two times from light blue to light green to gray and it stopped I
thought that was like based on seasons of some shit but I cannot draw ears I
can't draw ears did not expect me to draw ears like where do your ears start
they start like here there you go there's an ear
ask some kids some crazy shit and that's what you look like right now in
in my photo
and my portrait of you, all right?
I'm just
tilting the video so I'm gonna try and make my way back to you
I'll be there in five seconds
all right, neck
to the other side
yeah, yeah
I'm on the other side of the mat
we'll give you muscles, get that
middle back and stuff
we're giving you muscles
ooh
And then I'll make this bigger so you can draw you in nice and good, you know?
Make it slightly smaller.
I've seen shit.
Okay, there we go.
And you never wear a shirt, so we'll just draw your abs.
we'll do it in like a a a light brown for the for the contour you know
there you go i'm not going to raise any of that less opacity
oh no i need to make it slightly like this and then like this i think yeah there we go boom six pack
Gavaditch. Tell me I didn't cook. Tell me I didn't cook. Gava. Save. My signs are off.
okay fine actually I can't even come to you fuck I'm still trapped
oh can I spawn on you?
yeah it was like a million spawns over there
the main is I think for zero availability of art to street yes I did good
Anahata arrow, so I'm gonna just headshot this person.
Garmin, oh my god, there's 50,000 people.
He got tic-tac-tac-tac.
I'm not sure if that was a nine.
Or five more seconds.
It's just four to my shit.
Hey, it's a compliment, no?
Good to have made you chubby.
That's it.
I'll draw a self-portrait.
You know what I need to draw?
I need to draw a man.
No, I've had two nakeds.
Not even the fucking guy!
Nooooo!
I'm going back to bed.
Come here, come here bitch.
I didn't have to kill one of them. I probably would have killed both of them.
Yeah right, did lipstick chubby would be a violation.
You know chubby.
Kill me!
Oh my god.
Yo look at my big ass nose. Do you see that?
Alright. Back to the game.
Full HP and killed myself for no reason. Like, fuck my teammate.
Looking for new teammate.
It's Gava. You like it?
He's somewhere around.
Okay, it's like a state figure
No, it's gonna be nice
How do I do signs?
I'm kidding
Yeah, I feel like I've never seen
I see you and really live something on the like above his head because whenever I'm looking
at his stuff I'm more focused on the fact that his whole screen is blurry.
I'll see some clips of it, it's just like, it's just blurry as well, the new canvas
stuff is nice.
I swear if I have a shirt on, nasty bastard, wait, wait, wait, put a code lock on the door.
So you're the bull?
That's building a bitch right here
I'm sure it's worse maybe like turn your AC on or something I don't know I got four
and I said it, no I just suck.
Ah!
It hurt me.
We need to buy our own revos.
To shoot faster, yeah.
I think that's the same trio we shot at.
We're going to Tia.
There's a guy jumping up with hide boots.
I'm going to use the spear.
I'm going to run around the clock.
I need to put these guys down!
It's negative outside, I think you might have a problem.
Oh my god, bases!
This might be way more AIDS.
Every one of their mother lives here.
fuck me
now we need a reva
fuck cloth, we need to scrap
you can hear my phone
not good, I have still a deva on my left monitor bro
look at the bitch ass outta here
Uh-uh-uh.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Did some again? What did you do?
Air drop.
time we're on the deep sea two hours
what am I playing monday life like I should have just snowballed
my big ass airfield ship forward made you lose your last bow
down. You don't have a big forehead though. I need to turn my tree quality down. I keep
saying that shit. Tree! Tree! The tree's the quality is the same. I don't understand.
I don't understand. I feel like that gave me less FPS. Why do my trees look like this?
the shadows they're not wiped to be fair bro the server playing yesterday that
sure was so fun and it was like two and a pop
we got a cloth tree mesh but I don't understand any of those shit launch like
Give me a break, you dick.
Give me a fucking break.
Just a girl trying to hustle for some cloth and you're just radiating me.
Do you want to pop Loki? Do you want me to 400 pop?
But there's a good team on it.
Heck no.
Hi, Gene.
are you? No pop, best pop, true. Then I might actually touch an AK. Not me farming right
next to this. Yeah, but I'm gonna raise no bitch. I prefer like 10 pop. You're so
cute yeah I don't know what's happened I think maybe my shadows are different and
that's what's making my settings so different
Subject.
Can you like pick this up?
I need to pick up the sign.
Like an old clue.
Alright, we're just sourcing a portrait wall.
No, let's put them here.
Alright, we're just starting a portrait wall.
Alright, let's put them here.
That's our first portrait.
Throughout the stream, we'll add more.
Basics nice, yeah, yeah.
Maybe we try and learn ammo, so you can run the drill.
Alright, we got ammo done.
Oh
Making a tier one
There's my eyes and I have a bow how wonderful
Meets I need meat
I'm probably going to change my twitch profile picture, come one step forward.
I'm just going to make it myself.
I'm out of this alpaca ear, I can't even lie, I can't even lie, like I want to keep
I don't know, Paco's my mascot, but like, I'm not trying to be cold an animal.
And here.
For your bullets.
For your revolver.
Oh yeah, bitch ass.
How's they gonna call you?
I don't know. My name?
Sita?
Mama Sita?
See, we're on the right wavelength.
Four heads connecting.
Rome, they're vivo. Get me one.
Maya, ya, ya, ya.
There she is.
You gonna get me a Revo?
Tita.
They called me that and I think it was the cutest thing ever.
Ever, ever, ever.
Maybe it had a bit more noticals.
You know Roman it?
No, I can't make Revos.
So?
We live right next to the vendor sign
It is cute
My team has got gift here fuck is that
And take their shit
someone hit jesus?
it was an akim
dang it shree
he's gonna hash it though
i'm getting rocked!
oh my god
bitch
rocked me so what?
Now I have your loot.
Do you have it in here?
Yeah, well, you know, wipe this shit.
I don't know how to let it through.
True, it's so good.
You can like see through it. Like I don't know how people are like,
Oh, this thing's ass.
I'm pretty low you know I have I have visions I have dreams I have aspirations
This is my year she looked like every single day, you know, I still got baby hours
So we're trying to jump shot and everything what's the name?
Easy
Hi Arcade, how are you, darling?
Kisses and hugs!
My love!
Like this?
That!
I'm getting going.
Uh, anyone?
My ADHD ass can't take this normal...
Wait, I started crafting...
...skirts because I'm a girl.
Did you know that there's actually a difference?
I don't know there's a difference between the skirt and the thing.
The skirt gives you more cold protection, nyo, than dindonada.
Skirt gives you more cold protection than these bad boys, but then these bad boys
give you more bites protection.
Yeah.
Oh my god, look, I'm so cute.
That's my skirt so long though, wow.
Tech.
I need something for my big ass forehead, my bold ass head.
I have the Santa set.
I need to get a skin for the...
What did you like? Did you like mac and cheese?
I love mac and cheese, but it makes me shit my pants.
I need to get a wolf or something with something for their head.
Oh hell no I'm not fighting anyone with fire arms.
Oh, we've got scum, scum.
That's right outside the base I think.
My team is such a pussy bitch.
They're on the rock I know.
It's such a trio too.
With cross use on rubs.
Bro, what's up little Mac?
I don't think we're doing much of this.
Oh, are you in bro?
we're on this way
my roaming
hammer
you want to know the server name
i'll tell you the server name
i'll tell you the server name for five hundred gifted
i'll tell you the server name
good luck thinking of it
i don't know why you're getting purged by ads, i turn my ads down, what the fuck
at the flip
Yeah, three minutes on this John
All through
I think that's what he's with them.
my god you just hit the craziest drum shot of his life
it's a 59 I have three!
three minutes of ads
damn maybe we were wrong to build here
middle of but fuck no where next to ranch
what's in here is launch
holiday everything is closed wait what what holiday is it
you're like an eight
you play wipe
and you get a wash
family day here? what's family day?
you can join our wipe!
we're shooting big games
kind of eights!
but it's one day wipe
yo Anonymous Gifter
my goats
bro we need to get off though like this is lame
i mean we we we can't get off of though this is gonna be hard as f**k
we gotta roll now though
we're gonna have to move
why am i making four code blocks
like you i can i can skip you
I promise you, look, I'll show you right now, I'll show you right now, you're super good at it, yeah?
Thank you for the gift, Anonymous, Anonymous
Boom. Three minutes, bitch ass. I ain't lying.
No, I did not live with Luka and no, my internet is not shit.
Showing?
Shit, you're annoying.
What's up, Dakota?
It's right away.
No.
What's up, Dakota?
It's right away, no!
It was never even at 22, man.
Ever!
Like, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
and to fill my water bottle up
mouth getting dry, toggling ads, yeah
GG, get farm guys
so many men
let me get some more fuckers, you remember dreams?
Oh yeah.
HTS.
Do you mind if we do it once?
OK.
I'm going to add him to the call, probably call us.
Almost got you good.
There.
It's not long enough though.
Yeah.
So I'm gonna go.
Yo.
What's up, fishman?
What's up?
Hello, bro.
What's up, me and your ID?
I am not familiar with my stuff this correct.
I haven't used this at all.
I'm not gonna write Mikey, really.
Sounds good.
It's a little bit of an action.
ID.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, I remember how to get that I like it any second if I'm a wash muscle
feeling
I think that's it.
Oh my goodness, I'm back.
I think you can hear my heater, but you're going to have to
I guess, because it's too cold.
It is too damn cold.
Yeah, I'm really gonna need that skip, for sure.
I'm skipping, you know.
Big.
Come here, quick, quick.
Slash.
Q.
I'm not bad, okay good, I just found out for a little bit while I warm up, Mondays.
Okay, you gonna?
Yeah, I'm gonna go here.
Quite damn vicious too.
I'm gonna go here.
uh okay you gonna that yeah i'm i'm gonna let you in quite damn vicious
choice
what are you guys are getting
You can like add people to things from anywhere now, right?
Yeah.
Add me.
Let me...
Uh... Dream.
Wait, do I have you as a friend?
What's your stream of my name?
Uh...
Is this you?
I
Fuck out of the random
We're getting a stream for real it's giving us seemed in a while
Here at me
Sorry chat.
Add my friend.
How many years we've been friends?
We ain't friends on Steam?
No.
Wow.
Thank you.
How did you send me the link to how do I even use that to add friend and then put the
I did.
Friend code in there. Enter friend code.
Lots of code.
Did you know what time it is?
I'm just going to show you.
Where are you?
Oh.
Yeah.
That's embarrassing.
Holy moly.
It's embarrassing.
Hey, wait a minute.
Yeah, well hold it you call it of I don't know
like a triceratops no way where the fuck have you been on some I just work
I shit time and I just... everything is always shit to do.
I don't know.
How old are you now?
24.
Oh!
Fucking 65 year old.
I know, I know.
At least I still look like 18.
Super awesome.
When I'm 40 I look like 24 probably.
That's true.
That'll be my error.
Spawn in the base, bro.
I have no skins because I never thought I'd ever play this game again, and then I gambled them all in one coin flip.
I lost them.
That sounds like your friend's just decision.
What about Wajimus here?
That's us!
I could have made error.
What if you won?
Nice
That's good
How's it going?
Jackie
Let me give this back to you
I'm headshot dead.
I'm headshot as well.
No.
He's not back maybe.
But his friends live right there, don't they?
I
Bender
I'm alright.
Yeah, I'm just leaving.
Oh, the...
Oh!
He's coming to loot you too!
What a weirdo!
He wants the spear, bro.
Look at that helmet he's got.
Drop it.
What the fuck is that?
I'm remembering what he just did to me.
Yeah, yeah.
worried. Came to loot my spear and didn't take it. Like mountain piss. What the hell?
Where even is that body?
I don't know dude, they moved, they moved not too long. They could waste so much.
Oh they got slammed.
These are the two by one kids.
They're going to make a four by four out of it.
Man I hate Monday Worm.
Okay
There's so bad
I thought he was looking down
Buford
Yeah
We got three men down there on the three men that already have a
We're thinking about Monday. You have his Tuesday. I'm not even gonna play Tuesday
I hope not.
There's a free man right down there. So we won't be able to go back to base or that or we won't be able to go there.
That sounds like a fantastic situation.
So we might as well just move to like T3 or something like that.
I'm just gonna go to the tools and get a base.
Lighthouse?
Like jungle?
Ooh, I'm actually down for jungle, is that weird?
So much low grade, I'm gonna go deep sea.
How do you even build up a cello?
What in Lugard?
No, I actually think we deep see this bitch.
The easiest guns of our lives out there.
As long as there's not 15 men.
So at least we build like all three or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Somewhere where there's no reason for anybody to build in groups.
yeah exactly I'm down kill all the animals over there get a good build a
boat for the next season tigers in my ass you gotta kill it room double
nail gun
show this service active I picked the wrong one
Did you see the pop?
Well, it was this one or there was another one.
And I just thought the other one would have like course
gang on it.
It's the pop and the other one.
I'm just going to run over there.
That's the point.
I'm going to show the other one that we
would have to learn to sell shit.
I already have it on here.
Now we got this view of the jungle.
I need to turn my music on for myself, so that I can live.
I'm gonna pull a crossy out of one of these, I know it.
What did we eat today chat?
I didn't eat it yet.
I'm going to have the leftover noodles that I had yesterday.
That's a boner baby.
hours you have in this game. I think it's like 4k, what do you find?
Okay, pasta noodles. Oh fuck. I like 6 and a half.
Someone there, there's a bad boy there. I want, man.
I'm getting a scientist. Oh fuck, fuck this guy.
Alright, we've entered the jungle.
Yeah, it's noodles and chicken. Although, I woke up this morning with a really bad stomach ache, and that's all I ate yesterday.
I ate half of all of the noodles and maybe like two pieces of American accent.
Hey, you know what?
I'm like two pieces of bread.
I woke up this morning with a worse stomach ache.
bamboo like it gives you so much wood for like three hits almost
I can play until now, I feel like I'd be focused around 8k now, probably, I mean I think
you work in the like most demanding sector of work, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, but
still like played all day you can never let me guess but if the recoil wasn't
changed
now I'm out of any recoil needed to change everybody started getting good oh my god
the army is all right see you later yeah I'm dead
You might kill all of them, I think.
You're making them shit.
You get ganked by that nice guy.
Yeah.
I don't know, yeah.
They're getting jumped by another team now.
Yeah.
I think that's one's got a pump out here already.
My gums are all swollen, I don't know why.
Usually my gum swells in my period, but I ain't, I ain't on no period, I don't know.
Oh, what the fuck?
How's this guy in my ass?
What the hell he?
How's this bro in my dick?
I'm done here in question, like how is he, how is he in my face?
How are you, how are you?
Well, this wipe is hard.
Chosen one's high-pop server we can think of, fuck me!
Yo!
Thank you for the raid, Danny!
Thank you, thank you!
You dred!
What are you doing?
It's too gassy.
Thank you, man.
I'm family.
This guy's gonna be so disappointed when he kills me.
He was rough. It's very high quality.
and I was not expecting it bro he's like I have nothing he's gonna waste all
of his arrows on me
I have nothing it's too much for me holy shit you find it in us
Fuck, you might need like a 17 man to play on the server.
Finally going solo, living in a boat solo on Monday.
That's that's a rough one right there
Hey, do you know what I mean?
Nobody
I'm in the go
Oh my god not another one.
Fuck me man.
Everyone wants me.
I didn't think I was that attractive.
Lobop 200? I mean that's good.
That's good there's more movie potential.
Especially for Sholo.
I
Then am I
Which I like my shirt
But if it Christmas and I'm gonna win it yet
Who next thing it's gonna it's got a collar because I love collars
Three watt they okay, that's anything I like that
This is a bit right, oh yeah fuck here let me let me open up my map and then you can
see it.
I get it.
I get it, it's cute.
It's got like a Nike logo and a collar and it's like cropped.
Yeah, it's good, I like it, you like it.
It's probably one of the only pieces of clothing that I've bolted myself in the
the past year. I'm going to unipop the server. It has a few big clans, which shouldn't be
too crazy. I'm planning to play a lot more in chill, less sweaty. That's fun. So long
the boat sounds kind of rough though controlling you're controlling it why is
your message all like cool I understand a chance against their hierarchy I just
on the show can't relate I'm trying to become the greatest this year this game
every single day you can all stream I'm gonna be the best catch me in a year
bro
I'm so out of painting I don't think I don't think I could paint I don't think
Painting will ever come out of me like a good painting.
I've never been good at art, ever.
You get a second best known as coming to that number one spot.
Better start grinding too, bro.
Hi, Mado.
We go to home?
I
Thought you gave last night I'm actually watching maybe no more for yourself already
Telling you
You kill them kill them all
I need a stone pick up or something.
I'm gonna take the rest of my time.
I should take something.
I'm gonna be here with one.
Who?
Well, the Swethe people are alive exactly.
I'm trying to be Swethe as hell.
I am trying to be insane.
I'm done.
I'm done being carried.
I don't know. I'm not bad at the game. But I definitely want to get a lot better.
You want to get a bow? Yeah.
Okay. Okay. It told me to jump when I hear the hissing sound and I get it and I still
got my ass stuck in my... Did you jump like in the same spot or did you jump and keep
running? No, I jumped while running.
Yeah, I guess it just wanted you.
Bedwars is the best, bedwars is pretty fun.
Remember when I played bedwars in absolutely dominated moon?
Made in my bitch.
You're a beamer? I'm okay.
I'm not bad, I just, I know I can get a lot better.
I think it's less aim that I want to get better with,
and I want to get better with like movement.
My movement's pretty bad.
Get you in the lobby next time, Elena.
These guys are nuts, very good practice.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe I need it.
I'm going to go to Whole-Ass Training Arc.
We're going to do a U-CAN for AIM and PDT and stuff.
And then we're going to go on parkour servers
to try and prove jumps and movement and things.
We're going in an arc.
We're actually going to lock in this year.
I'm getting much better.
Hellies? Yeah, that like, see that looks fun to me, but like, a lot of those servers, these
people only play those servers, you know? That is just, it's just not, I don't know.
Like I'm trying to improve not get rolled.
No the spawns.
Exactly.
Everyone is ghosted?
Yeah.
I want to get faster.
I don't want to just like keep getting, you know, fucked.
All right.
Do we have home here or no?
I have all the farm on my house and the void and all that stuff.
Okay. You have a tool?
I don't have a tool.
I have a tool.
I think I have a bullet based on you.
Oh?
Oh no.
Oh, yeah, it's like a huge thing, so you're just adding to it.
Oh, OK.
I might go like, in the back.
So, David.
Actually, I think I improved a lot during drugs.
I'm so little.
Come as good, too, and only being 2,050 minutes.
Hey, yo!
I'm completely useless right now.
I can't even see the trees in front of me.
I
Much work
Best player to find me. You can't see anything.
Who could it be?
Oh, that's the best player?
There are some pretty nutty players out there.
Playing a game of like...
Stand-by snicks.
I think the best players are consistent players.
People who are good consistent players.
Yeah, I thought it was a monster, yeah.
The best I've ever seen.
Definitely up there.
Oh, show.
It's to me?
I don't know. I think the best player that I know...
It's hard. I know a lot of really good players here today.
Spit it all out, man.
Is that good?
Uh, no.
You got me guys.
Horace, Posteri, Ex-Gib, definitely.
Nice move from Posteri.
And just now, Naz.
Horace is very good, yeah.
But like, you guys are forgetting like, fucking, Rikoloff, Ferb, Chase, Lido,
Like you guys are forgetting nutty people.
Snuffy? Snuffy's up there. Snuffy I would say is like really good, but I don't think he's as consistent as like fervent them.
18 hours prim now bro and Lito locks in Lito is insane
I think Lito is probably maybe even better than Ferb, but I'm also biased I
Will say there's that was in bias in there
I think that would agree, so I don't watch furb that much, I watch later more, so like
if I were to watch furb more, then maybe I would think you'd better.
So, do you bro?
Bro, that wasn't, that wasn't, that wasn't real.
That genuinely was not real.
I don't know what that was.
That was, we were cursed.
We were cursed to shit.
We were cursed.
We were cursed to shit.
Oh, a pinnip base?
It's not even a pinnip base.
I think it's based on who you've seen more, you know what I mean?
Like I think I have seen, and very, very little, but I have seen Rick have the best
AK spray maybe.
Oh, that's a nice one, Sam.
Uh, someone's an alligator over here.
We need that.
Can you take this for a little?
I don't know.
I'll let you.
I can't see Jack shit.
Look at that.
Look at his eyes.
I'm gonna go make a little choose.
Okay.
Can we kill that together, or is it just like in a box?
They can get it. I just, I can't see it.
It's a blow-down.
Oh, I see.
Oh, and you can see it.
Is it baited to the base first, or is it easy to kill?
You can, like, juke its jumps, but you have to hit every shot.
Fucking off, I could do something different.
Oh, is it that?
Hey, no damage!
I'm ready from Blam Rock of the Light to the best video ever, so it's still the best.
It's feeling good, but it's going down.
I don't really want to swim get content
Yeah, just depends on who you watch the most cakes. Oh my god another one cakes like how are we not gonna add cakes up there?
Yeah, Cavs nutty I hear another one now
Yeah.
I think you sound like...
Like that.
You love taking these? So funny.
I can't do it.
This must have been one skin that I couldn't sell.
Oh music.
You are hearing double.
Thank you verse.
Oh me verse. Stream Deck is ass. Honestly, Elgato is kind of shit, man. Like...
Yeah, there's another one outside.
Not OBS, it's my wave link.
I don't know my windows update just absolutely cooked everything
is it good now? is that better?
No? Worse?
What?
Why?
what about now
fix it
well Windows cooked everything
how the fuck can I assume League of Legends? I don't know, I should not have played that game
I'm lying I have played that game and it was not fun instantly quit like oh my god look
who's at our door I can't I can't see her yeah I won't be able to see him but I'm coming
Bork stuff, it's so screwed.
Geez.
I can't, I'm fucking leaving.
I can't see anything.
Look at this.
I literally can't see anything.
I can stream rest on the same time. I wish I could. Wait, why? Why can't you stream and
play rest at the same time? We kinda wanna kill them, but probably I'll just make it so
I think it's ugly ass bitch making a grilled cheese.
Oh my god what's crazy I can go AFK now.
I can go AFK chat.
Yep, I'm not going to get banned anymore.
You're free, I'm free.
I can't hear anyone, they aren't talking.
Can you say chat, you smell like shit?
Yeah.
Fuck.
They can't hear you and I don't get it.
Discord overlay? No, it's like...
Hello?
Can you hear them now?
I'm going to need you to tell me a story while I figure out why my chat can't hear you now.
Sorry, but you can't hear only me?
No, it's just just good. I don't mind they can read
Chad
Everybody tell you guys smelled nice today. Yeah, no, oh, that's that's what I thought
Thank you
Thank you. I'm playing with dreams. I'll change it. Come on, edit team.
Let me out. Let me out. Moon and dreamy weeny. I must farm Russians in game. We did. I must
farm russian yeah one guy called me a three palosky not a cheap a low ski
I'm pissed. I'm making too much of a mess.
Okay.
I'm gonna have to go.
What are you doing?
Rose, that's such a bangershoe name.
Chad, do you guys know what your,
what your shoe names are?
what your share of your names are?
Let's go murder that man.
Let me out, let me out.
This bugger.
Mine's goat for some reason.
Demetria?
Genie?
Oh!
He's dead.
You're not very kind.
Oh, we live next to another one?
Oh, he's smally.
What's meant to be?
What we got in here?
Yakhammer, Med, DB,
Revo, this one's ghosted.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh shit.
Only problem is we don't have any ransom like that.
Oh what the hell?
What the hell?
It's not an existing player.
It's got Lego lads.
He hits me.
This guy's insane.
Oh no.
Oh there's three of them.
I'm actually a beamer right now.
They're getting shit on.
hit me you hit me I didn't hit you one more I'm so bad hit him have him again
Thanks for all that.
Yeah bitch ass.
They're loaded.
Oh my god.
Now you come back to loot.
Actually, I don't even know.
It's the 2-Kneaks bow.
Can I say?
Kind of like an ADS thing.
It's the bow skin.
I got a depot.
They have so much juice.
And it's not your teammate.
Oh, oh, oh, big angry green thing right here.
I should murder when we come out of this.
Could you maybe make a small box?
Yeah, I'll just build some of those.
We both were, yeah, she didn't locked in.
Uh-uh.
I need a help.
I don't want to mess up patent-pending face design.
Yeah.
You just partly place it.
We'll figure it out, won't you?
Here's not your teammate.
Anti-hack.
No clip.
I love that. Stop hacking maybe?
Yeah. Not bad.
Oh, how are you fooling again?
Maybe because we're holding a bed.
Alright, let's go kill this thing. You have a bonnet?
Yeah, dude, but I can't get out.
Oh.
Yeah, you're my prisoner now, bitch.
No!
Back to get out.
What do you call?
There's an arrow inside of me.
Let's see who's up there.
Where is he?
There's an arrow out of my ass.
Oh, God, don't worry.
He's dropping my frames.
Oh!
They are most certainly not friendly.
He's baiting you into the water.
That's what he's doing.
Yeah.
How many tortillas do you eat each week?
Tortillas?
Very little.
Tia's? Very little. What server? Monday servers. Monday server is white today. I'm here for
drops. I got you. What drops do you want? Oh no, those guys have fire arrows. Fire arrow
scary. Need an L gun. Fire arrow can't aim though. Fire arrow with aim? Scary. No, these
They don't have aim.
They don't have aim?
They look like they have aim.
I want your good boy drops.
Another alligator.
Why did they all run to the washer like they're going to be saved?
I mean...
Come here buddy.
They must have reworked this AI.
He's just taking it in the ass like...
what's that bastion?
alright
this place is not a door on it
where do you knock down me?
they made gachers a bit less aggro
yeah I guess
they're scared as hell
Hi Alina, what's up in Polish?
Hey, how you doing Bigfoot?
You got workbenched.
Yeah, yeah.
You make frosting out of them.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go ahead some now maybe.
Lita plays Minecraft.
I would love to play Minecraft, but I'm just too addicted to Rust making a tier 1.
too addicted to the game
is that my dog?
muscle pickaxe will be very nice right now
any muscle pick
no muscle pick
sad day in gaming
Only regular what I move this bitch ass this bitch boy smelly ass
Girl cheese eatin ass
I bet you doesn't even put mustard in this grilled cheese, huh?
You actually do that no for me though, that's fair
If you put me on the outside, that's it.
Yes!
That's tech.
I haven't had a goat cheese in like 8 years probably.
It's not good.
Yeah, I'll eat it.
I can't even do now like rice and meat.
Every day never changed.
Fuck, that is so man.
Man moment.
Beef, rice, soy sauce, or vegetable of choice.
Vegetable of choice.
Alright, let's go hit Nens.
Look at that, metal right here.
Exactly like me.
Oh, I need a pickaxe. I'm going to start begging the scientists.
70.
70?
Yeah.
I think you buy a Jackie here.
Like a hundred and something.
Yeah, Jackie.
I'm not sure.
Like railed by something.
Yeah.
Mayo on the girl's teeth.
It's tech. It's tech.
175 scrap for a Jackie.
75 scrap for a yaki. I'm gonna start hitting barrels under scrap
Crossing on me
I think so. He's such a keer, bro. He's keating.
Do you have an Elgin for real? No, not Elgin.
Tell me from my head, tell me from my head, nothing from my head, GG.
I want to grow cheese now.
Oh, that body looks unbelievable.
He was at the lender.
Your body's like 90% unbelievable.
Yeah, it was probably a little bit.
Camp around.
Yeah, what the fuck?
He's going to run you over, yeah?
Another.
Oh my god, there's so many.
Oh
Lee
I'm like, did you see me just get stuck in between the tree in the camp? Yeah, you got you got got
How do you have that
What did they come from junkered for sure
I'm going to put my noodles in the marker.
I'm going to put my noodles in the marker and I'm going to eat them.
We wait for these frags to smell, get a good look.
My hair is like, pissing me off.
Oh, we got one.
Alright, noodles in the microwave, and then I'll be right back at it.
What is that?
I didn't go to the gym because the entirety of drops, and I can feel it in my back.
I'm walking around on my back and it's like, oh fuck, check, it hurts.
It's like the one thing that I actually like going to the gym for.
I didn't think it would actually improve the back pain.
But surprisingly, lifting weights has definitely improved my back pain.
bros help so much i've never actually done that
i have such weak arms for some reason
i don't understand why my arms are weak because i grew up playing tennis
bro this chicken does not slap this chicken is hard I'm depressed
I feel the slow to get it.
Nice!
I get 400 bucks on it.
I can't even fit everything in the box.
I need to make a big boy box.
I'm making a big boy box right now.
Nice!
I love it.
I've got like
two or three more sessions with my PT
and then I think I'm just going to get gym membership
and then go myself. I love the idea of putting my headphones on and just not, I'm just checking out, you know.
Drops don't work? No, the drops are over now. Sorry.
Yo, is that you hitting shoes?
Thank you for the burger.
I'm eating so much that it comes off.
the forest will not chop wood down the one's running back to their base
that's a good one there
there's two there here
right here on the road
oh, I'm hit already
back down
pushing hard
hit him
that is gonna be comfy
green guys on the left
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Nice nice nice
Can't see him
Nice, got him
Get the pump, get the pump
I'm dead, where?
In the street, where's the one?
There's like so many, there's so many
Only there's another team, another team
No, it's the teammates
Really?
Yeah
Two more or so
You're the guy that came to the camper
right next to us brother like it's probably the guy we're still here
coming up you're coming back naked now
I don't know if this is the one
I think it's the one that was there
I thought it was the one that was there
What are you doing?
Is he dead?
Another team
It's a double
Yeah yeah
Hit him, hit him, hit him
Hit him, hit him
There's another one of these bodies near me
I got another one over here
I should have found something from back there.
I hope I don't remind them already, Doug.
Do we have any outside bags?
I got a fucking headshot there.
So many bodies.
Have a look at me.
I might stand.
I'm dead.
I think the guy at the wall might...
Yeah, they spawn so close.
There's a lot of food here.
Yeah, but they have to be...
Why did they have to be on our doorstep again?
Like look where we live
They're probably gonna go through our door they were operating in different rooms over there
I mean I'm just making another door
NT though holy shit that was almost insane
I can't get the scale back.
Yeah.
We should have get scrap.
You can get a pleasant meal of this.
Get that off my toes.
There's probably a bunch of junk on the floor, but they live right there, they'll just come
I think 180,000 people claim my drop.
That's insane! That's like an arena!
An arena, people! Now watch me for two hours to get there like a while.
Yeah, I cleaned up big time.
I'm making a shit on a lizard.
I can make a boat.
Do you have a good design in mind?
I'm sure I just make the lead on one.
We can keep saving up for now, I guess, because it's going to be down in 40 minutes.
But, oh, the leader one is.
I don't remember.
I just want to make sure we have like 10 cells.
We're not going to have anything.
Oh, for sure.
I think maybe we go diving.
We can get tarp.
Yep.
I need to make a sheet metal door.
I don't want to eat this, but I need sustenance.
My building jungle is kinda tech for low grade.
I'm just tired of this guy.
Little Great in cloth heaven?
Yeah, for real.
He said, holy fuck, he's loaded.
Yeah, I guess.
Little guy didn't hit him once, so I'm just fighting him with dogs, he's playing
there.
I was like, yeah, I'm gonna get the last shot of it.
Yeah.
Come back over there, so I can tell you guys to just move on.
Oh yeah, holy...
It's got a fucking...
Oh, I thought that was a cheer for you.
Wait, we need that.
We can do work then?
Yeah, we'll be back then. There's so much shit.
You need to start running back to this.
I'll be there.
There's somebody who's going to be back there soon.
Ugh.
I hate the taste of chicken.
Alright, do you have a book?
It takes a minute.
I was going to give you a gear but I didn't realize that I didn't get a pick in yet.
I got a 112 scrap and huge comps.
Did you already try and scoop up anything over here?
Looks like it's all gone to be honest.
Yeah, I already looked.
God, there's just such a fat base.
Those guys are honestly pretty bad.
Needs that scrap to learn my old detector, and then I will be getting us a tier 2.
You have 196 scrap already?
Let me get some rope.
you have any open base do you?
uh... one piece
not good
Me too.
Rope, rope, rope.
That guy's another buggy.
Yeah!
Oh, I need to kill that.
shot bandit holy as many scientists would be good they also drop fags
I need the rope.
on me. I'm running down the road. Like 17. Go right. Straight down the road. What happened?
died on me on me right now he does not want to slow down
I'm just trying to make it be like...
Oh no.
Oh wait, there's...
His homies here.
Oh no wait, they're fighting, they're fighting.
Right here, right here, right here.
He jumped up, nice.
Okay, one more, one more 240.
Two more, two more.
He's dead.
Nice.
WTEAM!
gonna make this detector so much cloth cloth is not issue over here it's nice
what is this cave well the money imagine living in a cave base and above this
I wonder what's safer because you can drag your boat into the middle of the ocean overnight.
I think off the map.
We got another right here on the road.
It's been over.
What you gonna do with the naga now buddy?
From the ocean basically promise I've always find so many like when you die yeah that sounds
good. I'm a mess with attack for them. W Yoka always applies. Is it true? Trust but not
I didn't rush. Yeah.
Honestly, don't even trust.
Freak people.
Oh, good porn bags.
We need a recycle. I just don't know where.
Anyway, out nowhere. That's what we use the frags for.
You see what he's sitting in, right?
Bye bye!
I'm just finishing up my bowl of noodles and then I'm just going to leave it on.
How's that even allowed in the game?
Well, I don't know.
Oh well, I love it.
How is that family friendly?
Look at the new garage door.
Oh shit!
I'm bad bro.
Okay.
I don't know how to open it.
How are we?
You are really unsatis.
Yeah, but the aim comes back
like right in the fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, watch.
Let's go over there and get steep.
Go to the store.
I'm gonna go get a few things.
to the store
oh yeah i don't have to do that anymore
i don't have to open up google buddy
for our story you said
wow that's
that's awesome
isn't that just
romantic
you shot me? i thought you shot longer
it's what i had to be
yeah you should have buddy
I need skins, can you skin my butthole, Cosmo?
It's looking real sad.
Woohoo!
Ah, okay.
You are them what?
Hello, I'm back, food eaten, consumed, in the belly.
So where are we recycled?
Oh fuck!
I don't think we have a different role.
A large lizard.
They don't even attack you anymore.
Yeah, they just have to eat some trash and shit.
Come back here! Look at him!
Water, water, water, water. Waterly way.
Yo, yo!
Oh, get dodge! Get dodge, bitch!
they don't go in there? okay i'll get one
oh they're coming
boys they're coming
they're hot on your ass
i got wall
i'm killing you
we're winning a revo
He's got everything in the game
You need a little over
Yeah, no, we just use guns. Oh, he's pushing into the floor
Oh my god, we can we can buy a river
My god
I can't believe the last people I want to kill are here.
Metal detector, 5 high quality?
Brother, do you think I'm made of money?
Am I made of money?
You can add one more door. You can even add the roof thing right now.
Make a go-lock on the window.
I wish for my poor ass that they would make the cyclones and save sounds normal again.
because these ones are not very friendly.
So, then I remember...
Honestly, probably a good thing that they're not...
Go one now, one.
Go be rushed.
What are you helping about?
Stop the yelp!
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
You're September, I'm for Sanju.
Hi Hitta, hi Maddo, Maddo, Maddo, TVG, how are you, how are you David?
What have you eaten today?
How have you eaten today?
I've just been alive, I see.
What have you eaten? I have. I just ate some noodles.
The ones that I had like a few days ago. I just had them. They were good.
They were good. The chicken was a little poop a few days ago. Yesterday.
I don't know what day it is anymore. It's completely honest with you. I don't know why the hell I'm shivering.
No, no, no.
Not ramen, like proper flat noodles.
They're good.
I want to be by the road.
Good stuff, yeah, the good stuff.
Now my stomach could be up in arms with me.
If I, if I eat ramen.
So I really try not to.
I eat the bull duck ramen.
The bull duck ramen are because it's good,
but it kills my stomach.
But it's like worth it.
But a lot of the ramen are not worth it.
Not worth the stomach pain.
Maybe if you go near the beach, like on the rocky girl park.
Wait, what?
Hey, bellies.
Anyone into shit?
Oh, I can't shit.
I have IVS.
It's bad.
My stomach just hurts and there's nothing I can do about it.
drink orange juice
I think the first time anyone told me that and you know, I will listen
Because
It's when I'm muscle-detecting in that time
Well, we're nice takes in the world egg steak
Sometimes the patient needs to have it bad shit. I love orange juice
Some coffee with the trick. Yeah coffee just helps a lot
Coffee helps tummy ache to it might make some coffee actually
Energy drinks like oh my god energy drinks hurts. They don't even help they hurt like so bad
We're mess-all detecting for a blueprint fragment right now.
A Chinese tea?
I have it!
I have made the Chinese tea with the dates and the chrysanthemum.
Yes, very good.
That actually really helps.
You just kind of a pin in the ass to make.
You might just get the shit out of me.
Can you see me doing this because it's bright?
No.
Okay, good.
It'll have your guts spilling, yeah.
The Chinese have got it.
Go on the sound part I'm telling you.
But the sound part doesn't give me a BP prize, does it?
Chinese got everything.
Got the BP prize, got the wazoo.
Alright, I'm running along the sand.
trust him trust him
you can get P2 pretty easy right?
I don't know about pretty easily
get it pretty easily in the deep sea
see my like stars pretty easy in the deep sea
I feel like someone's been doing this because not only am I
what the fuck? he's got a pumpy
Huh, it's like just swimming guy. I heard him, but he's kind of pumpy. I couldn't even see
That's probably gonna shit everybody have a pumpy
Pumped ass. Can we win right nice a fishing village?
Yeah, it's gonna swim soon. It might be worth doing to the eyes
He's
Interesting. You have to get them at um...
You have to go by a road and train tracks.
So maybe he was like by a road on the sand.
Are you born and raised in the UK? I hear a British sounding accent only every so often, but you also sound American to me.
I was not born and raised in the UK, my mum is, what the fuck?
My mum is Scottish, but I grew up there abroad because she worked for the government.
So I was born in Malaysia, and from Malaysia I moved to Spain, and from Spain I moved to a bunch of other countries.
The last country legend was Hong Kong.
And I spent most of my like teenage life in Hong Kong, so the accent is what we call an international
Yeah, my home's from here going to raise your sounds like she's from here
Well, yeah, and my dad's Colombian
So that's why I have a more of a tent complexion
And then why is he Spanish?
Yeah, that's why
Yeah.
I see the Hispanic Amber Sush.
That makes me happy because a lot of people who are like only from each country will be like,
you don't look like you're from here, sorry you're not from here.
Like I get a lot of Brits that will be like, oh so you're Colombian.
I'm like, nah I'm half and half.
No, but you look Colombian.
I'm like, no, but I'm half and half.
And then I'll get a lot of Colombian people who will be like...
So
The first screen is like flashbang red, is this new?
Wait, why?
At night time if you get hit, this is your screen flashbang red
You can never be enough for people, man
No?
You can't see anything at all, whole screen
Oh, round it, yeah
I feel some racism
It does happen, but
I don't think they mean it to be racist
I genuinely don't think people mean it to be racist
I think it's just like
you know what the fuck no I think your things cooked that's you jumping around
outside no this guy's out here and that's all that matches exactly if I could see
I'd be so cool I want to mess up the text but I want to get my ass blasted it's
the asshole the four man they lived right there north on the water like
Like, let me move from one format to another.
Like, we can beat them to a tier two.
Exactly, we beat them to a tier two. We got this.
They're still a real suck, you know?
Yeah.
We'll sacrifice this one.
For Pakistan?
Yeah.
I think I get a frag right here. I actually feel it in my soul. This one right here.
There's about to be a bluefin' frag one. Right here, right here, right here, right here.
Right here right now. Right here right now.
Slave away
So when can you get boomerangs?
What they just killed a shopkeeper that's fucked up
I double-dead.
Bro.
What the hell are you?
Where is this thing?
Are you supposed to fix this? Like, Thursday night?
No, it is fixed, isn't it?
No, it was a patch.
What is it? I can't see shit, dude.
Then I get shot once and my whole screen is like, daredevil fucking red.
I can't see shit.
I'm like, how in color have you found a fucking good shot once?
Oh, I'm getting so unlucky.
Nighttime metal detecting.
Good skill. Teach me. How do I get a move from trying them?
Okay, I am...
I just roomed the opposite of it. I hate those guys.
It's okay. I'm gonna roll them so hard. I have no idea what's coming.
I'll throw you another wood.
Can you get a dirt road as well? Or is it just like big roads and train tracks?
I was that guy like two days ago, maybe... maybe I need to go to a train.
Because the train track is where I got it out.
Let's go to the train.
Train tracks.
Nobody knows me quite like you.
But it don't love me quite like you.
Time to pull up.
Yeah, get freaky with it.
Go pee.
Go pee!
Rust needs the Wild West update, what would happen, Lasso's?
Cowboy hats!
A new one tap weapon.
Holy moly, that's going to be so AIDS.
The Revy, if you're right, click it with spam.
Cassidy style.
You play Overwatch?
Can't even deny it, I don't want to find it.
Handsome man, come on, you sound like Bassey.
No.
That is such a, like that is exactly what Bassey would say.
Word for word.
Where is this thing?
I can't even see it.
Where is this thing? I can't see it.
It's down here.
Ah! Don't hurt me! I'm friendly!
Blind? I actually am.
I've got light shining in my eyes, okay?
You don't.
Alright.
Bro, I'm so unlucky! Holy shit!
I'm laying back. I'm done. I'm not locked in anymore.
Helly's out too? Jeez, Louise.
Doesn't want to see me win
Okay, this next one up an AK what the fuck from where
Oil maybe
Holy shit, I never felt so poor
I'm not even getting like messle and highball like useful shit, I'm getting fucking cat
and pickaxes
I lost my flag was
Did I hit my flag before I killed them, Cher?
Did it yet?
You're dead again.
No?
Fuck!
Where was it?
You run away.
Hello.
Guy ran over there.
I don't see him.
You see a red flag?
Yeah, right here.
Oh.
I love how you just instantly find out.
Here, you give it a try.
Oh.
Yeah, you give it a try.
Maybe a better left than I did.
You didn't even glue them.
I did.
Just a little.
How do I do this?
If it goes green, then hold shift
and make sure it goes all the way green.
And then once it's all the way green,
you're holding right click.
Is it all the way green right now?
Uh... no.
Okay.
Whole trip?
It is now.
All the way?
Okay.
And then right click around and make it go all the way yellow.
I told you it was worth it.
How are you, Kakdela?
I learned so much Russian during drops.
Good.
How are you?
forgot to say that still just green okay it's getting yellow yellow okay and I
follow the yellow yeah if you get some blueprint fragment I retired whoever said
that that missile detecting was a man's job is right oh no don't worry I got you
get it that was a warning shot you got it
I'm gonna pee too.
Frags bro.
Wow 23 metal frags.
You're so cutey.
But did Moon like go to France to eat the grilled cheese?
Or what's up?
You went to Bangladesh.
oh brother we all know what he's really doing yeah probably nasty ass nasty ass
What?
I don't know.
Okay.
You lost again?
Tingo.
Wow.
Pickaxe.
Okay.
Ah!
Alright.
I'm doing it one more time down here and then we're moving to the next train track.
Actually, never mind.
There's something green here.
Come up here.
Okay.
deposit before you get shot man on the edge if you deposit you don't get good
shit see now watch cuz I cuz I chose to stay we're gonna get something good
how do you do it so fast because I'm the best yeah I got the tech you like
look down and do it and then you move forward a little bit because you know
the direction you know. Bro like I'm just a pickaxe spawner I guess. I want all
these I want them. This is amazing. We're an ice pickin' base. I like these ones better.
That's a good deeper one base. Maybe it's because my inventory is full of junk it's
attracting more junk.
Yeah, let's get this metal out.
Yes.
One of my six pickaxes.
That's a detecting?
I thought you used it.
But I got your luck, Columbia.
And the server's stupid hard.
Like, I don't know why I chose it.
There's already people running AK.
It's fine, I'm only playing today. Tomorrow, hopefully I'm playing with somebody else,
and if I'm not then I'm just going to snowball.
Hey, Meta? If you have 5-5 with the bodybuilders again, I'd better learn from you. No, it's
even more than 40 minutes. Holy fuck. I was gone. Gone with the wind. Oh my god.
kill two actually
oh wait
oh my god i can't do this
are you today? good? no i'm dead
oh
moon's coming
not the worst yeah you gave me your luck
what you have to mean to
or me? food
you don't have to
there's still like three of them
i'm not sure but
no not a snake
Oh my god, fuck you snake
I told you
My luck is permanent shit. You're so fast soon. I hope so
I need you to mental detects because
dreams of ass and I'm ass
Yeah
Take my GPU apart and fix this and I can play many games again. Yeah, what was wrong with it?
Oh my god, it's so played.
What's up?
There's a body here.
What is this? Snake man.
The body over here.
I didn't know I'm gonna be shooting man.
I looked at the hillhead, nah, I was like nah.
I heard it, bro.
Oh my god, look at his body!
Come here!
It's the first guy I killed.
Oh my god.
What?
No!
What's he doing?
They're back.
Oh no.
You look this no loaded
Let's go!
If we didn't see that body, I would have been sad, like, imagine.
I found a broken wire and soldered that puppy back together and now we vibe wow that's that's
a dude had no weapons he was their farmer his weapons lost at farm money
Yeah, see this is why you give your farmers weapons. They need to defend themselves.
I'm pretty sure he was coming at me with a mace and I just crunched him.
Oh my god, I love the queue.
What is that one?
It's an inventory of farm.
Two lapses.
11 years and I see a family paid off for me, well that makes more sense.
That makes more sense actually.
I just cry about it.
I broke my GPU broke and I just bought anyone.
Snake me.
Probably going to fix it.
Very, very much.
Did not.
Can you help me?
Can you help me? I'm in real need of help. What do you need? What help do you require?
I only have one foot of rope.
best excuse to upgrade exactly I don't want anything to break now though
because I have to upgrade I have to upgrade and I don't know
hell no
All right, deep sea is down.
Should we maybe start working on a boat?
I have enough stuff to do it.
Maybe hit the kill another animal.
I don't know how we work anymore.
I think we need the guns first.
Those kids are taking over the base.
Know what?
We're sitting on top of the base.
Can you pass the wood walls?
I cannot, but I could probably make a bench and learn.
I think I have an instant before I mess up.
Yeah, there's on the roof, if you notice.
Probably should have done that same, but I'm not taking this behemoth apart again.
Yeah, fair enough.
What are your specs, Meta?
Not that I would understand, but I'm curious.
New motherboard and CPU, just to get a new GPU.
I need to get a new motherboard, new RAM, to get a new CPU.
which is what I would want, I would want to upgrade my CPU
but I would need to get a new motherboard and a RAM
RAM?
money, money, money
I love computer phones
I'm just fucking down for this class
seems to share
But if you upgrade now to G pocket the cost of the ram is like a piece of your night actually
No, thank you
Like our round price is ever gonna come down like realistically chat are they ever gonna
I need a new GP to what why would I need a new GP, you know, I just bought this one
That's one of them by the way, it's time to put off the roof.
If he asked what the word.
I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds like it's good.
I don't know then, I mean, you're probably right. I don't know anything about this.
He's only got a bow, he's got a big spot.
He might be trying to get back to the stands, I just want to kill him.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck him.
Yeah, he's done.
Woo!
What the fuck?
He's not him, is he? Right? Oh, it is him.
Yeah, it is him.
I'm dead!
why is the why why why on the roof yes can you look like why you look you have
to know the type you know that I know but like to show them they probably did
oil you have a camper
Yeah, we have to catch them when they're away from their base.
We don't have to group.
We don't group.
We don't have to either.
I mean, we can, yeah.
We need to buy the DB and then we need to hit the other guy.
We have so much to do.
But I don't know if we can live right next to them now.
You might be able to.
I'll be down here.
It's like, not doing anything.
Holy shit, man.
I think it's 3 hours until late.
Yeah.
Like 80% of these up there.
Yeah, it just takes a while, it's laggy.
I'm at 160p, it's a little crazy, but maybe it'll be advantageous.
pages
this guy's a bitch he's swinging from tree to tree to get away from him
where are you gonna go now buddy
you ain't got nowhere to go
oh he's swinging
he's swinging, he's swinging
Tarzan?
Tarzan, I'm fighting Tarzan
Kill him
I can, he's in the trees
Oh, I see him
Hit him
Nice, wait, he's over there now?
He's trying to juke me
Oh shit, he's so loaded
Nice
but actually
i'll put his stuff into our base
uh... i don't i don't want to
water barrels
What would you like me to call you?
You 7?
At the very least we need 11.
I'm getting trolled.
I'm genuinely getting trolled by the devs right now.
They are full trolling
You tell
Nice to meet you
I have pulled more pickaxes than anything else
This is what you cut out in YouTube videos.
Luljum hasn't told you he spent like 10 hours getting a 2-2.
I've got Kalanu luck.
I'm in triple E okay.
told me the tech but you can only get it at roads or train tracks and then there's no roads
that's for each
oh my god
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
Dude, this guy's loaded as well, like with the weirdest shit.
They stopped burying, like they're trying to farm.
Is that you, Brad?
Who?
I think it's buries. My buries.
We're not even really going to farm because I don't think we're playing tomorrow, but
we might as well.
Any Bloomin' Packs yet?
No.
Getting mega unlucky.
She got 10, can you imagine?
not that life would be
well these guys i think they know the plan
i'm also getting cheered by another team
i got 3 people on the map
I think we're gonna let them come out now.
Put your hand right on my arm.
Is the way to go for blupin fry grains?
Yeah.
Fall back to the high?
Oh man, the woman privilege just gets me like verbally assaulted.
My crosses.
Start tearing up those at this point.
I've only ever gotten like one bloop and frag from the rest of the four.
Pete picks for frags. That's a level of dignity I'm not willing to lose.
I don't think bobbling in jungle is probably the fight you have unlimited wood, good nodes.
Cloth.
Vogre.
I mean, just everything I guess.
Unlimited amount of materials and then...
Unlimited amount of...
Pay for it.
4 minutes and then we can cut it out.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
You got any walls?
Yeah.
Desperately. Desperately.
You know what you're gonna do? Do the bathroom?
Yeah.
You know what you're gonna do on the floor?
Yeah, I guess.
I'll do the bathroom on this fucking asshole.
I got hiccups.
Thank you.
Well, I can continue metal detecting, but I don't know what else I'm gonna do, or we
can go kill more animals and just make a bow.
We're gonna train you already, kill everybody.
You're on like crack cocaine.
We're in need of weaponry before we fight anyone.
I should have all three of them around.
Yes, yes, yes.
The bit rate is so bad.
Oh god, I see three seconds to pull out it.
The ping is like weird because when you try to pull out a gun it like double pulls out.
Oh fuck! I jumped!
I don't get it.
That's the ping.
I like Coke.
fire
Just take it
I have an idea they're leaving in the river now
Where they going to cargo an idea you guys go into the pump quest
huh yeah yeah and then when you're diving try to get some blue fries I will
continue to muscle the text but what we think what we think how do I do that
how do I do the pump quest I'll teach you yeah yeah yeah yeah
but
the bomber mini
bomba
sounds like he loves it
no, I'm just falling food right now
I'm just falling food
and you're talking
the grilled cheese
right over there
yeah
take a pep talk
don't
snuffy goes bad? snuffy?
what about snuffy?
I just don't feel bad.
I am.
I'm lucky.
You need Pepto's.
I need some strong shit.
Description.
7000 milligram anti-acid.
You got him.
Yeah.
All right, that's not a problem. No, oh
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing up on you heard that question in my life
Honestly, it was really good.
You started watching dads in.
Shark.
Shark's deep.
Shark got a full view of the ocean.
Speed elation. What is that? What's speed elation?
It's a little less intimidating when it's in-game.
Sped? Spedulations?
What's Spedulations?
Finally going to the ocean in real life.
I have a heater right here.
It's kind of like someone being scared of clowns when it's through a monitor.
That one I don't understand.
You're looking at a monitor.
It's not like a clown.
It's just a man thing.
It's a man thing I wouldn't understand.
I don't understand.
It could be underneath your bed right now.
True.
What could be underneath their bed? What were they talking about?
A spider. Yeah, it could be like a large, like, brown recluse.
That's genuinely gave me goosebumps.
It could just be sitting on your head right now, not moving your mask.
Dead ass goosebumps all the way down my back. I'm not enjoying it.
I'm not even joking. I sent you a picture of my arms right now.
Goosebumps.
Imagine how your shoe just splattered in there.
That's actually terrifying bro.
You know what? My genuine nightmare is like genuinely from the bottom of my heart terrified
I will probably die is I'm driving and I like go to put down the sun blocker thing.
Oh, I've done that, I've done that exactly.
And if there's a spider in there, I would fucking, I'd crash the car, I'd regenerate, just fucking die.
Like, that's over for me then.
That's exactly what the flying fuck did you do. How are you still here? How am I not at a funeral?
Well, I just opened the window to fucking pick the spider.
Oh my god, the goose bumps right now.
Ahhhh!
Right now, imagine you jump into bed and there's just a fat snake in there.
Oh, I want snakes.
You just jump in there, it's just there.
It would scare the shit out of me, but I wouldn't be paralyzed.
It was a spider in my bed.
Oh, fuck!
What?
the fucking jerkan over here
I feel like snakes aren't that bad they're not that scary
but yeah I say that I say I'll see you I'll see a snake out on a hike and
shit my pants and run like Usain Bolt so like I don't know
but there was once a spider on like not not in my bed but on like my my the
backboard you know and I didn't sleep in my room for like five days
dude we had an Airbnb in Venice and it was like not the most expensive one and
And there was like
And then there was termites even in the bed
Do the owners a favor
I didn't say something
Oh we can't
How did you get here?
You just drove it?
What are you?
Holy shit
You know what Mary drove it?
She needs to amaze me
Hey
Canada buddy
Oh that's correct
You're probably American, it's like worse
I'm calling you stupid
Oh, it's not that smart.
What is that?
You see how?
What's going on?
How did Motherfucka explain to me how does Motherfucka brought an RV onto a fishing dock?
Well, you see how the collar is parked and where it came from?
Oh, man, that spider talk freaked me out.
No, no, no, no.
It's way too straight, bro.
It's nowhere you did it.
It freaked me out.
I don't know where he did that, bro.
that brother there's no skilled player in this place ever that could be that
hey you have a job for me underwater bounty I'm on it I will not fail you
diver what is happening you a side quest here called being a dickhead
Oh
He's got a fishing rod to be fishing on the most everything you ever had go find me my buddy. Oh
GG buddy. I take this
Toxic is how holy shit. This is you classic you
Can he do never
I'm all maddie, bro. I don't do drugs
I find it really cold
She told me I left my cage up and the spider was gone
You have a spider?
No, they're going fast
It doesn't sound like they're going fast from what you just did
I'm dead
No diving
There's only two
I almost receded that one.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Close enough.
Yeah, my compass is so good.
I'm getting chased by an army right now.
You've been chased by people.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Get out of there.
This guy, how much fucking speed do you have brother?
People don't die. There's so many of them.
I'm dead. I'm dead. There's one left. You need to get him. Right now he's dead.
He's gonna help the other guy up.
Oh, I thought you were fucking coming.
He's right.
On me, on me.
There's one of his peels. Both of them won one.
Okay.
I had one second I'm getting up and moon looted me was he not that
I'm just checking on that pole dot now. I'm trying not to come back.
Okay, just leave this valley.
What the fuck is going on? Is that my cave? Okay.
I hear one.
There you go.
I got it, I got it.
Both kids coming from this one.
Right there, there.
One is pure now.
Good.
Can't get him inside the chair.
Hit him.
Ha!
Oh my god why didn't you fight us?
Interesting behavior.
Fantastic.
What is that? A chicken coop?
Alright, let me craft you some...
I'm not supposed to be a technician.
You got a chicken coop.
Yeah.
Someone's eating trees and all right.
Not good.
No.
Oh my god, this body has so much to do with this little thing.
In middle A?
Weird stuff.
I think mothers are in...
Do you watch the Disclosure Day?
No, I did not watch.
Is that a movie or a game or what is that?
Alright, you ready to mess with the tech friends?
Mess with the tech things
With my homies
We're gonna buy
A tier 2
you like it?
it's on right? yeah.
I remind you, my muscles are disappearing in front of my face.
4 out of 10, ready?
alright, riding more rope.
rope, rope, rope, rope.
there you go, 40 pairs of gloves.
You got any rope, rope, rope, rope?
Uh, no.
Oh, rope.
Uh-huh, good.
Are you trying to make metal detector?
Yeah, metal detector.
Oh.
Can you make me a wood wall?
Uh, please.
I can't. There's some rope.
Oh, a simple trade.
Steven Spielberg is back, watch the trailer and he said it's based on a true future.
He knows.
Watch it next night.
Night cycle.
I've pitched for Cycler.
You know, um...
Type shit?
When you ever...
I'm in Elmer.
Yeah, bro. That's in Elmer.
I don't know the name of that sound.
I need to.
all right friends human time to metal detect with our friends that'll make
I don't know my balls.
Fantastic.
Santa Fe.
Why is the bot asking you what city you're from?
Don't answer the bot!
Monday wipe!
It's so bad, Sven.
These guys are right here.
You see right there, through the trees?
Have an AK.
Thank you. What are you doing, Sven?
Here, take.
It's a guy like me.
I'm standing here.
Yeah, you need to detect next to the road or next to the, um...
Wait.
Thank you, bold.
That's hard.
Nice.
Next to the road or next to the train tracks?
Catching up on work.
What you working on now?
Train tracks probably.
I was so you hold it out and then you all look downwards so you can see it and then when
you get all the greens you right-click and then when you have the direction that the
yellow is going up like let go for one second and then go back
you get a boof and fry right right right right here
Lito shorts oh you're making shorts for Lito now shit
W Lito shorts.
I need to start making TikToks again.
Bro, like, alright.
All I'm getting is pickaxes.
There's not even any lights at all on it.
It's time to take the broken.
No.
You have to go to the place where there is stuff.
Where did he drop the loot?
No way.
What the hell?
No way what the hell let's get the shit on me that's a detector down wait what I
died holy moly why didn't he shoot I feel like it would have been less scared
of here if you didn't shoot I'm gonna be shot you want us to go oil like I want
to tell you so bad what's over a plane because oil is not an option not for this
team
The moon is unlocked. I am unlocked. Dreams hasn't played in literally like three years.
I miss the speed demon. I'm gonna build it. I'm gonna build my own version. I'm gonna
plagiarize the speak demon
i'm like right in the area where we were doing it before
I'm just gonna keep running along with train tracks
I'm locked. Yeah, I'm locked.
I chose a stupid server to play.
That's my man.
I think the tiger already meddled a ticket home.
I just felt like one of the other servers
would have too many try-hards on it.
Like, recently, those servers have had all the clams.
Bad judgment, bad judgment.
What the hell?
I just killed a child and it was his last death, I think, on the server.
Worse comes so worse.
We can play NA1 for the day.
I'm going to build a boat, a boat jungle, so there's going to be a lot of low grade, I think
already have enough i just saw um
oh it took my missile detector
are we starting again uh it's wipe day yeah you just killed a child gg no not the children
the children this box here isn't gonna give me a missile detector
How are you Rick?
How are you doing on this fine evening?
I'm dumb, you're not dumb.
What are you saying?
I probably got my supplies now and I haven't got any single ones.
I thought we were just getting mad at Lucky.
We're gonna hatch it, high claw.
And another hatch.
It's cooked.
Why does the bot argue with you?
Sub G?
Maybe it's bugged in the jungle.
I literally got mine in like 40 minutes.
Yeah, I'm fucking Wilson with it.
Apparently, Wilson got his in half an hour, but he did it on the beach.
But you have to be like next to a road or a train track.
He did it in the middle of the jungle too.
Who's getting fucked up?
I'm gonna get a tiger.
I'm gonna get a tiger headdress.
True, that would slap.
I love being able to see nothing on my screen.
What about you guys?
I like it.
Why do all of a sudden I have 680 cloth on me?
I don't know.
When it takes me 6 tries to get up my chest.
You're getting good books.
Watch a profile picture of dead fish.
My profile picture?
He said dead fish.
That fish is alive.
I let it go.
Look at him.
No?
I have a video of me letting you go.
pleading pleading for his life I
Literally water
I could have killed it, but I let it go. I have a video. We let it eat up. I'll show you
It's on my Instagram literally just
It's a salmon oh you should have killed it
dude, I
Took transit to get to that river and
That was a like a 19 pound salmon
I would have had to take on the bus for an hour and a half.
What's that a backpack on, you know?
It cannot fit in 19.
Dude, do you see how big that fish is?
Like, I don't think you have any idea to fit that in the backpack, bro.
Well, I don't know what it is in pounds.
What did I catch last time I went fishing?
I put it in a plastic bag to be fair.
The plastic bag did not hold.
So I call it a 17 pound trout, rainbow trout.
I put it in a bag in the bag.
I don't have a rainbow trout?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I don't know. The biggest trout I've seen before.
And that lays some like rails.
It's not, it's not so good.
They're docked it in there all the time.
I almost just docked streams as name.
Private one, Private Evans.
But it's like the biggest fish I saw in that pond.
We're not calling it a call, but just a little number.
That's a very big traffic, I think.
I see nobody of you letting him go.
It's in the slide.
I have recent posts with the slides.
Who's fucking fooling us?
Oh wait, isn't it Ron?
Yeah, no it's not there, it's not there.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I see, cause you killed it.
I'll fly, no streams?
No one's streaming!
I'm in the back around the picture. I killed it
That's such a cute photo
My freezer is full of salmon. Oh
Got a smoker. Oh
Smoke salmon is so good
Should have the looks just I
would have one
One fucking one. Aha. Look at that video. Yeah get rekt buddy. Look at that
that's compassionate there that thing is bigger than you bruh
Holy oh oh hell no
That's the most place to push
I just got a mirror attack I think over here
I'm just tracking
It's gonna have to be
Oh
Get robbed
I have to nap
No
There's a Salon Bialty I get
I get a salmon deal. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had that
It is very for sale
Give me your metal detector, please
Thank you
Don't worry buddy.
Don't you worry.
Hey bud.
Hey bud, I saw moose on the highway when I was doing the work.
Holy shit, that was Canadian.
Oh, yeah, bud.
It's up to my way to teamies, bud.
I saw moose on the highway.
They take me long to get to work, man.
I wish I had remembered what I used to say.
I wish I had a Canadian friend
that actually sounded like that.
I think my life would be a day like this.
None of them do.
Maybe like eight years ago in like Newfoundland
You do yeah, you can definitely hear some Canadian, but I know Americans this on Canadian
Yeah, like the ones from like Michigan and shit
I mean I could basically be like it's an hour drive to the US from there. I could just be American
This way.
Thank you very much.
France is Canadian, right?
Are you French?
Yes, I'm French.
I'm Canadian.
I'm French.
Do you have a little Quebec?
No, no, no, no, my dad's, well actually my mom and dad's
my parents, I don't even know my dad's side of the family.
We used to visit like in the summer once in a while.
I want to go back there and visit them and like do it
so that my dad, if he had a chance to explore
much real, like by myself.
And my aunt is like the sweetest ever.
I'm Canadian.
And she's got, I have two cousins.
They're both younger than me
and they're like the best.
I miss them.
Oh.
Yeah, but it's like so expensive to fly even just in Canada like for me to go to
$600 no Jesus
It's on a dollar just crazy work within the country. I mean the same thing
$500 five and a half hour flight, but
Where were you from in Canada?
I love Canada and I've been once and it was so good.
It was so fun. It was so crazy.
The food was so good. The people were so nice.
I want to go back.
Dreams dodged me though when I ran.
He's fully dodged my ass.
It is the night time. What is the purpose of it?
British Columbia. Ah!
It's stunning. I want to go, but I want to go rent a car.
Any devs in chat? Any devs?
Any devs when I explain themselves?
Yeah, waiting.
I swear one of them said it was like to move loot.
Like it's time to be sneaky.
I move loot every hour.
And take a break as well.
Time to take a poo.
Order your doordash.
Victoria, yeah, I got that recommendation a lot.
I wanna go in the winter in like snowboard.
Never done it before.
It's gonna be funny,
because I live right next to one of like the biggest
ski snowboarding resorts in the UK.
I think that definitely explains that.
Alberta, I don't know anything about that.
I just know that there is a place called Alberta.
My biggest role model is a woman named Beck, and she's from Canada.
She is genuinely my inspiration in life.
Trying to get a goddamn blooper fragment, but this is impossible.
I think the jungle is nerfed. I'm going to go to the green.
Okay.
Green, green, killing machine.
I want to kill someone.
Okay, now.
Oh.
It's a little violent, no?
Show me the person.
I'm going to go big white.
Big white sounds like the place to go snowboarding.
I met these guys and us
and I ended up playing with them for once
and they were from Albosa.
You scared me.
I love Canadians.
I've never met a mean Canadian
I have met like not very funny Canadians
Like they're super sweet but like you can't really boundary with them
I have met Canadians like that
I thought I had to play last this week, I don't think I can...
I don't think I can mentally put the grind in even though I found...
Decay base, Isar, blue card...
You know, sometimes you just have to check in with yourself and understand that you need a break.
Are you winning? No, we're getting absolutely rolled on neighbors at AKs.
And I've been sat here messin' the texting for a tier two for like an hour now,
I'm not even found with one blue pin frag.
It's so cooked. It's like for sure a snowball angle.
Potential breaking, yeah. Potential.
It wasn't so normal, just not me.
They thought I was going to be because I was nice, you could pass this Canadian easily.
Easily.
Like if you told me you were Canadian I would fully believe it.
Get the compound ball on me, kill them.
Oh another fucking 10 or 12.
Got him.
Very good.
You have a lot of shit on you probably.
I ain't got shit.
let him come out of the base
I don't think he knows that I'm waiting in his door
it's such a meme, I mean, have to
have to
you know that
have to, have to
awesome
we think this guy has, I think he was farming all night
all night
see, see, see
yep, you good
So you need me to find you a Sauron then, actually every single time I find a Sauron
in a box in the cave base, that's crazy.
And there you'll be no the cave bases here.
We got a juicer server.
I love all the local kids in the school, but I'm like, okay, love that, love that.
Oh, fuck, I need to do that.
Running cards?
I mean, probably not.
The server is like ridiculously high-pop.
It's just like probably already done.
Well maybe at this point we're getting just so unlucky.
There's an airdrop over here.
Yeah.
Try again.
There you go.
I'm going to do both first, and then still high enough I'll maybe go.
I think we don't have our neighbors.
Yeah, can we make DBS?
I don't want to, I'm going to make some shit.
Hey, sweetie.
Yeah.
Come on, I'm trying to get out of this area.
I guess it's crazy different these days, yeah.
That's...
Poomerang, like...
They mean...
7 p.m.
8 p.m. from then.
Yo, this shit goes to shit.
You know, there's always, um...
another option.
That right, Moon?
Death?
No, no.
Rainbow Six Siege.
Oh no.
I don't know what's there.
I don't know.
I don't know what's there.
I don't know.
and it's harder
sometimes
and you've created
I don't know man, like when I play NA everybody's kinda good
I don't think they're good. I think they're weird.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Most of the Americans don't.
Trust me, right?
You hear that chat?
I hate you all.
What if I hate you?
Just interesting people.
But I also don't like the Brits, so...
Hmm.
in this in this game whenever someone comes up and shit talks to me with an
American accent or a British accent like I want to kill myself
especially like a bridge it's like a shaggy dick
that's the worst one for sure
shut up
Why do I have one FPS?
Why do I have one FPS right now?
Good one. One is me.
Now I'm gonna bleed.
Oh my god, I didn't bleed.
I got like a horse.
Your grids are ready.
What the fuck did he go?
He was right here?
Oh my God, a scientist just fucking me in the ass.
Brother, I need you.
A scientist just like, baited me.
Stay alive, stay alive.
Try.
Tennis free.
Do not fight the enemy with draw.
I could run.
Like I killed one here.
Yeah.
Commit.
Back up in 40 seconds.
No, I'm dead.
No.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Why does it feel so bad?
I turned on something.
How do I turn off this thing on the top of my screen you see a chat
Top of my screen is like FPS and like my percentages
Just wondering no
So I don't
You're close maybe fights it
I'm running back F8
No, that's a different one
I don't know what's happening right now.
They were at the monument.
With the R5 monument.
Setting shift tab.
But it worked.
Must have not left yet.
Run step.
I had like the pop-up and it dropped my FES as soon as I started fighting against it.
I had meds, I actually wouldn't have.
Let's get to prove me as my bad as my bad I explained about the to see my use this
percentage I use the f8 one you guys can see like in game this one okay I guess not
this one what I want to see stuff but the other one like drops my frames I don't
away thank you the guffin
that's your ego shots over here
I actually the mallest one of them
maybe that's time to finish making breakfast act where you just I don't want
bro I would love one what do you put in there do you put little potatoes in it
because I love breakfast bruises with the little potatoes in it.
Yeah.
I got crossbeach here.
Nice.
Oh, oh, oh.
Bodies de-spawn fast.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Anything for my head?
Nass.
Big-ass head.
Oh, this guy does, though.
Dead body.
Onion, cheese, bacon.
Most of the time, mushrooms.
Mmm. I don't like tomatos, though.
I
Okay, I don't like the taste of eggs, and I don't like tomatoes, but I like eggs and tomatoes together
Moon just died this east
White kid like it 190
We're so dead.
There's a Nelgan out there.
Nice.
Oh, he's Riva.
We jump him.
You got Nelgan?
That's his friend. We didn't even know.
I'm almost there.
I got to fucking heal up.
Oh, boy.
I can't push with you.
I missed the headshot on that one.
I'm lagging so hard.
How did I miss?
I can't even play the game full lagged at.
Is it the same for you two?
I don't understand how my shots are missing here.
Am I just bad? I swear I'm aiming right at him.
My internet just cut out
You have the mushness you don't like?
Um...
I think it's a taste
Okay, and I love back in
What is this?
That's a minkah
Is he shimming?
Where the fuck did you go bro?
I was like
Yo
I switched
Crazy
We don't have to play live
I don't think anyone's enjoying themselves right now.
I think Moon uh...
Moon rather is taking a bath.
He's watching a fucking video.
Woooo!
I
Chappell you'd rather watch your snowball, don't you rather watch white?
I straight up just left us to watch street food.
Yeah.
Snubbles?
Alright.
You know what just snubble instead of playing white?
asked from PDV. What's her room?
She's nasty.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Sorry.
We're gonna go snowball.
The wipe is kind of ass and I just want to shoot guns.
I'm still looking at food videos.
Uh, let me find some.
Okay, we're going to have actual fun now instead of this bullshit.
I want to get to the seas, to the seas, because she was having fun for me.
Okay.
No dot clear. Please. Enter. Alright chat. Snowball time. Joining.
That means it's playing.
Oh yeah.
Oh, someone's getting suppering the shit out of right now.
I'm going to change my title.
What is this?
No no, Lita.
I was thinking about getting a third monitor chat, but I think I'm gonna get a third monitor
I'm putting it like up there so I can see my discord and stuff
Because right now I have my OBS and my discord right there and it's annoying so
When I want to like tab out to look at you know, it's like a third monitor like there make a little little pyramid shape be nice
Did you play some rust? Playing some rust?
I don't think the guy has anything.
What do you guys think about the blueprint thing?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Join team, join team.
And when you pull out a seed or something,
What do you guys think about that?
Alright we get nail gems.
We snowball.
I didn't see the point in like, busting our asses and neither of us are gonna play tomorrow.
I want a different one.
Yooo!
Ugh.
I want a different song.
A different vibe.
I'm so glad no one could see me divide with me in a machine or something.
Wait, how many did you eat?
I will- I won't-
Oh no man.
I would love one.
Two, they were packed.
That sounds so good.
I get no good Mexican food in here.
I get no good on these.
We have this one place called Paco's Tacos.
Y usted fue?
I'm not here anymore.
Because the Scots didn't appreciate the Mexican food the way that I did.
Drop the spear guy to death. Good start.
Let's go
I don't think you liked it though
No
And they mess with a good thing.
Yeah, it's so good.
But they never, you know they like Indian food really.
I like a lot. I say they like I'm not from here, but you know, I'm cultured.
Indian food is what.
You can have 50 Indian spots.
25 Chinese spots.
but a latin american spot it won't it won't last but there's so many men with guns this is hype
at a place called los amigos or something like that in calona where's that
they took it out no shaking my flippin head
Indian food slaps but I do think that it's like a little overdone here there's
so many Indian food places and the Chinese food here does not hit one bit
it's so bad Chinese food in like where I live terrible I understand that I did
grow up in Hong Kong eating Chinese food from Chinese people in Chinese places in
China but like it's really bad here it's like not even and people are obsessed
with it it's like get get your ass to China actually taste the food because
it's so ass here are the other bomb for real there really are I think there's
free as fuck Tommy guy living y2
yeah he's my favorite
I have no Chinese suit here like all the guy is fried chicken which is Japanese
Korean then Chinese duck and last thing is noodle soup nothing else
I thrive off of diversity like if the city that I live in has a million
different cuisines and good I'm happy I don't care if the city is like bad as
long as there's diversity I am happy
The international list of waiters name is Channingay.
Oh my god I got a bow.
Just hope.
I pulled a bow out of a crate. I get a second chance at this time we go.
I just made friends with Russians.
of course he did.
I said he did and I told them I was from Canada and they were super happy about it.
I'm hoping they'd give me something that kind of stood there for a while and nothing happened.
I would be a czar?
Hmm
Something about that told me it's a lie
You think you went up there to loot my my bro?
I need more arrows maybe he didn't move me you guys trying to sail up for a boat to
go up to deep sea we were in the last server but I don't know moons being weird I don't
What's the Moon's doing?
Like, he's just not playing the game.
Might as well have soloed.
Lame, yeah, pretty lame.
I don't know, Jesse.
Can you guys see the fact that I'm moving my leg, like I'm bouncing my leg?
Nope, okay good.
I'm bouncing it kind of violently and I can see my lights like moving.
Well you have a key too.
Oh you still have a key too.
Do you have a bow or anything?
Under, uh, another, I don't know. I don't have that much ammo.
I'm coming. I can give you an extra blow.
Even if you think it was...
Yeah. It calms me down.
I know this is the chair moving.
Yeah.
My mom, um...
My mom yells at me because I do it.
And she's like, Stop!
You're being so desperate.
I'm like,
Actually, it calms me down.
Give me a brain focus, exactly.
So you stim and something like that.
Something like that.
GC, why am I getting that?
I'm also probably doing it because I'm drinking this thing.
GC, I like it.
Go to your settings and go to experimental.
What's your buffer at?
Settings.
Experimental, the last one.
Then what's GCBuffer at?
256.
Slap that shit to 4086.
4086?
Yeah.
Exactly on that?
That's the full amount.
4096.
96?
Yeah.
No.
Your shit is better than mine.
I'm 10 better than yours.
What does that do?
Fixes your GC buffer thing.
Fixes your lag.
Why would they default it to 200?
Stupid idiots.
Well they used the night's data so people would have to open the console for me.
It's up in the toolcran boom was it tight?
Damn!
Yeah.
He's up out.
I got that in there.
He's starting.
He's starting, yeah.
He's got me.
Yeah, but he's starting.
What the heck, mate?
Water.
So many in the water my mate. Yeah, I can pay to hear mate. That was so good
So free so free
I'm gonna put it in his spot
It's gonna drive to the American.
Hit him. Hit him again.
Hit him.
I think it's just the worst brick player I've ever seen in my life.
Interesting.
Let's go.
See? Snowballs are just so much more fun.
Just easy. You get people on these servers.
Yeah, it's just fun.
Not even any of the main stuff.
Yeah, it's nice. I like it. I like having fun in this game.
Alright, where we've been?
What are you saying? Your opposition needs to be horrendous to the game for you to experience at a fun time.
Correct.
Alright.
I speak Somali.
True, that was true.
You're doing my luck.
Almost got that imaginary person. What the heck? Stop cooking me.
I got you, bro. Don't worry
Yo, you're pressing the button
Yeah fucking dick
Holy lagaroni.
Give me that key.
I want it.
Wait, it was loaded on top.
Are we not reading?
You guys full?
It could be asked.
That's my problem.
Did we take it now then?
It's somewhere
Nice moon throwing
I've got the plan parts in it's home.
I need to go to another one.
So if you need meds, go to my meds.
I'm bored of this
I didn't have much ammo either, 8 pms?
Hi dragon, how are you?
try to find a horse
no, no, no, no, it's the server
there's a horse down there
is that okay?
oh yeah, sure
will we kill that guy before?
I'm not stuck, the server's just lying
Hmm.
I'm not as fine as I am.
There he goes.
Hello Brazil!
Yeah, I'm your uh, I'm just your internet.
Hello Brazil.
you can still speak on this for this for the wait what's hello in portuguese
you can see thank you i'm good now i'm really okay we're gonna music into this
I'm just going to look at this for both of them. I didn't spike up and ping at all.
Aurora. Oi!
What happened sometimes?
The seed.
Alright, are we gathering?
In our map.
we build there we take 30 case
oh I think moon needed to buy ammo from one of these vendors
Under the goosebumps
Oh, I can see why it gives the goosebumps
What's the best way of saying it though like if I were to speak to someone from brazil, what's your song? I joined the call. What do I say?
I thought custom HMG Tommy Tommy is one
I got 4 pcs
I'm waiting my time out
The better way is...
Yeah
I'm bad at my shop, that's crazy.
Happy birthday, thank you bro.
Happy birthday to you too.
I have 42 scrap, take it real easy.
I'm just gonna go buy ammo.
I can give you the pizzas.
I think this guy is there just crap on him.
Careful with the air.
Yeah.
Coming out slid in.
Sweet.
I lost him on over here.
Where is he?
I don't know.
You're learning Portuguese? Yes.
It's your birthday? No, it's not my birthday.
Grey is funny. Grey is just funny.
My breath is in September.
Hello from England. Hello from Scotland.
Portuguese. I would love to learn Portuguese.
I love Brazilian people. One of my best friends is Brazilian.
best friends is brazilian and she just oh my god she lights up my world
good season for birthday yeah somebody say the best season for birthday but
two guys running over there, two, three, twenty, close, they're running two ninety
yeah might be able to fry one real quick and then wall and then kill it in it
Oh he's so low. No. It's not worth it to be looking back now.
Got one.
Two in the same spot.
Nice.
That's your ammo.
No.
I live up north. I live north north as well.
You can see that we are not just about Louvre, Pedrejo, Neymar, and soccer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, show. I like it. Nice and cool. Not too cold. You don't need to over dress.
Yeah, exactly. I bought the cutest jumper.
I'm so excited to wear it when it gets a little like it's warmer
Because it's too cold now to wear the jumper alone
I'm a November baby. I hate that he I love winter the members a good month to remember is my favorite weather. I think
Because it's sunny, but it's getting a little snowy
It's good month.
Hi, you know!
I don't have the fucking ammo for that.
October? Yo, we all got good months!
Mid-Autumn is the peak? It is. It is good.
I think December is a poop month. I can't lie. December is a poop month.
I was looking straight at him, he's still coming at me, I think, fuck.
Dude, I just see some fricking cloth.
This is actually a bug.
Have you guys seen any cloth yet?
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's blind bro.
What am I showing?
Dang it.
Let's get out of the jungle.
I'm so loaded.
I can't even recycle actually.
Can we go lighthouse and wait out the night maybe?
I don't know.
Let's go.
I have a onesie, I bused out to go shopping with you, you just see some of the looks
I get?
Yeah!
I had a onesie, what kind of onesie?
I had a unicorn onesie but I give it away, the only thing is I own alpacas, my neighbors
have alpacas.
my neighbors right now my mom's neighbors like in the countryside I live in the city
see if my mom lives outside
that's just rude
I don't know what I'm doing.
a glass go neither. I want more. Aberdeen.
Doctor, you know the antlers on the head, huh?
It's so sweet.
What the fuck, give us out of my ears.
I'm going to go to the back of the house.
I can't see.
I love it.
It's cute.
I love recruits.
You are such a vibe.
Well that's in our country and I like Rikuta, Rikuta and Junen.
Junen is so sweet.
You really know him? Yeah!
I don't know him like personally, but I know him.
Rikuta, Junen, Toddy.
I love the Brazilian YouTubers and Tik Tokers, YouTube Tik Tokers?
I mean, I'm sure they do Tik Tok.
I think Tadinho is the one I know the best.
I need to find our partner.
There's a lot. Yeah.
I love the name of the day, I want to play but I was playing before I started watching
Shoe and I'm lazy.
It's good, you should play it.
It's just very hard on high-pop servers where there's a lot of bigger groups that just dominate.
I won the rest of the day in under two hours,
now I'm sad and bored.
You won, what are your computer specifications?
Specs.
At
right.
At
vlog.
Na na na na na na na na na na na.
Hmm.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I just lost a server to play, we out.
I'm always solo, I'm a goblin, I start the loot goblin.
Rock, jacking, crate, kill the Thompson at a circuit, kill the fellow, trying to bring Boom to a raid.
I see.
We won.
Six of the 40 bits, go on.
Hi Trina!
How are you, lovely?
Real gamer hours out here?
What's that part to miss?
Facecam, yes!
I'm going to try Facecam every stream.
No promises, but I'm genuinely going to try.
I think it's better.
And I'm over the self-consciousness of my face whenever I'm trying to make a player or something.
I'm over that.
I don't care.
I saw I've been seeing all these rush streamers that they're the faces that they make and I'm like you know what
Freak you
Freak freak freak myself consciousness
They're gonna happen again I'll can't work down by an angry Russian child for next week
She is dramatic it's my it's my heater
It's cold!
I turn it off to save power and then I get cold again.
If you ain't comfortable showing your face, don't force yourself though.
No, I'm comfortable showing my face.
It's just like, I make stupid faces when I kill a couple people.
Define cold.
It is currently
Minus 8 degrees outside inside my house right now
Inside my house it's 15 it's not too bad. I have the heating on but it just takes forever to heat up
Are there any server you suggest when you do it with 200 hour playtime?
Go Low Pop.
Low Pop servers are really good.
not necessarily like labeled low-pop but anything that has less than like 200 hours maybe like
100 players less than 100 players any server with less than 100 players is good
You can make those faces into people clap content, content.
You're only minus three?
That's okay.
I mean, it's freezing, but it's like,
it's warm, warmer in the house.
It meant to be a house this month of the year.
Mother Nature does that slammus with crybaby cyclone
or with baby cyclone.
I thought it was quite a baby cyclone.
There's some war bandits. I've never played that seven before. I don't play modded.
I don't like modded. I just love that fun.
The only thing with facecam is I can't sit how I want to sit.
Like usually, when my face comes off shot, I probably have this leg on my desk.
It's a vanilla?
Oh.
I don't know what it is.
I think I've only put like two community servers ever.
Oh, you were telling go on now, good to war bandits.
I said yeah, any server, any single server with less than 100% was good.
I would recommend face punch servers personally.
They're good.
They have really invested into their anti-cheat like, and admins recently.
So I would recommend face-munch servers that are like less than 100 popper, good.
Rusty Moose?
I don't think you're going to find a Rusty Moose server that's less than 100 pop, but
if you do, play it.
So yeah, I think face-munch servers less than 100 popper, good.
Loaded!
Got a roadie.
We got to build a base all of that.
It's like you see a boat anywhere.
I'm banned from Rustymus Discord. Why? What did you do?
Brits PvE server a lot these days? I haven't played it at all.
Get out of here.
I'm so slow, dude.
I don't really want to live up here.
No, no, no. You can see us at the bottom, anyway.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You can maybe get a shit in the logart and wood here and just insta make a bow and live
there in a bow instead.
What do you think?
Booth.
Yeah, alright.
That's a farming voice.
I think it's true that they kill those with a scuff and move on.
Yeah, I don't.
Where is it?
Oh, I see.
I would have a bunch of wood I'm gonna get your one here I have a hundred eighty-four
look at you guys.
Ready?
No.
I have the beer.
Oh, hundred and two on me.
Get the beer for your living.
What do people fucking not seasonally do?
Like, I don't get it bro.
Like, it's literally just salt.
what could people fucking not season any food like I don't get it probably it's
literally just salt not that puppy hard doesn't season their food yes always
on season they have to just put it on there telling a chef do this burrito has
like not even and not even it's like a no way you did not buy that from a
Mexican place like what I don't believe you you got fucking Jeremiah and fucking
Christopher working at that place they used to be good and then they like those
and there's a new location now it's fucking ass you lying yeah he lying for
sure not see this why don't you see it like what
some people just go care i bought mcdonald's breccy wraps they're not too bad
how dare you last last time cheddar
i just gave me a knife in how are you my love
What did I do?
Just ask about blue.
Do you need to get more bamboo?
Any animals?
Animals?
Do you need them?
Don't need this.
busy morning what what's your morning been like
I don't even know the tool to find it.
I have it, I have it.
Did you bring up Stephen?
I had my niece to the nephews.
What was the stats for drops?
Take your ship, of course.
Of course, of course.
I don't think a lot of people watch this drop round though.
I'm going to try to last drop that.
But I think that might have to do with the fact that it wasn't like announced very, like it was announced very last minute.
Workout within itself, yeah, for sure.
I'm just getting one.
I'm going to have almost 200 of those grades.
I just don't think that's enough.
I killed the grumpy guy in the back, all right.
Exactly, we're also playing, yeah, for sure.
Come on.
Give me a crock.
Maybe next to the river, let's go to the river
Ribbs getting back from DC. Yes, very good
For sure it needs me to change
Oh
my dad I'm loaded
you got lugger?
yeah this panther escaped
that's 40 lugger actually I'm glad
let's go
swing around the rosy
I've got a pump into two Tommy's
Tommy's fighting over me
I
Don't want to waste the animal I know. Yeah, exactly
Should we go fight those times? He just controls the engine. No, I'm so loaded. I want to put at least like a little bit of a
Banging
Just have on you. No, I have 17 bullets
Alright, let's go waste ammo now on that thing.
Hopefully run into anyone because the way I'm sitting is cooked.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think they definitely reworked these animals because they just run now.
Oh my god, it's right there.
Chase it, chase it, chase it.
It's fucking shield.
Can you cover me?
Yeah.
and then you just let it out.
Did that vendor have any meds in it?
No.
Oh, okay.
You got medicine for me?
Yes.
You got medicine for me?
What?
You got medicine for me?
Yeah, he was like...
He was like, waiting for me.
Ah!
Thank you.
Oh, hell no!
What's that, submarine?
Oh my god, I said
do not have space for any of that.
I am just joking, I am the first one.
That one, though.
At this point, he is probably a fucking friend.
I can't leave him.
Holy, this is the worst fucking worst FDS I've ever gotten.
I need to start building.
You got everything?
Let's go to the shore here.
Pop that there, yeah.
I'm gonna put a little box down you guys are gonna guard it with your lives
and I'm gonna start building. Sure. Only have three sales unless you guys have tarp.
I recycled the two tires by hand.
Wait, go to one of you, go to Lighthouse right now and recycle the heads that he was wearing.
I have another two on me.
alright let's make some some boat shit one of these one of these three of these
oh wait shit one of these two of these one of these
boat shit
Do you have wood on you dude?
I do have a lot.
Come put it in this box.
I think Moons are dead so far.
I think Moon is the thump
Yeah
I'm the thump
I don't know what the trouble is with some fucking
I don't know what the problem is with some fucking
Oh!
Who'll be fucking? Okay, I'm here
No, no
Can I not pick a fucking one?
I'm just going to push you
No
I'm here
He never wins this
Against me, he never wins this
Do not come down here
It's only I wasn't getting 44 frames looking at a stupid
It's horrible
Do you want to jump down the hill if anything? I can jump behind him
No but then he pushes the hill and he pushes the hill
This is all my shit here.
He's gonna push that over.
We pushed by 30 kids.
There's a lot of them.
Can't play football.
I'm gonna help.
Give me a second.
Holy, like so laggy I can't even play.
I don't know why we're jumping up me not even down there
I'm going to have a tiger on me.
Are you still there?
I'm still here.
I feel like it's holding hands.
They're between my hands.
It's a press bolt.
It's a press bolt?
actually they're still here I don't know that there bro I generally don't know
that there I mean I have to do something and just sit there in my dick in my
hands he's done but and so am I cuz a cave that's I I didn't know where any of
was I couldn't help it anyway
Bro moon like why being so stupid honey none over there
They're just been holding there the exact same place where you heard them shoot before
I can't even like see or do anything at 50 frames and I put everything in the box
Hopefully they don't find it
Even just trying to spot someone is pushing me it's like impossible
I should never go out there. I should never just I should never just let it go
Thank you for the rate test.
They need a build limit on this game for high walls.
You need to be on the right place.
What the fuck is that?
Trying to run back to this fucking AI just shitting on me.
The chess? I'm fine. I'm just like...
It was so...
It was so avoidable.
It's fine though.
They don't find the loot.
They don't find the loot, we're fine.
I only push them until we get it.
I'm just dragging a corpse that's what that sound is why are we why are we saying I don't
know where they are when you obviously do know where they are.
They'll be fighting.
I'm shooting medium just to make sure you guys are back to base with everything and
one guy stated that the fact
just let them go and then they can go to our stuff
jungles lit
that was so winnable ah whatever
I'm gonna sit here and stress will be clean
risen 9000 bajillion x3b
to play this game. Yeah okay. I'm lagging too. It's like footmarking. Yeah like 50, I was 45
enough but every time I peek to like see if they're pushing there would hit me three times
before I could do anything. I think I had like 60 or 70 frames but it felt like 20. Yeah. It's
Cause of that dumb shit they built
So what did you phrase?
That's right
Why is he still over there?
I mean after they killed Dream the first time
They kept jumping around over there
No reason at all
you got to the
to the AQ, didn't he?
Yeah.
Mm, cocksign.
Love that.
The AQ guy has $700.
I'm worrying.
He has $700 on this.
That's when he was spraying, like, the...
brah shit's still here but like the mp is still here so i don't want to lose it
brah
what the fuck like why are people so weird
this is the first time that he's pooping
are we reporsing
i think moon shes coping
I don't think I hear shit in him.
I don't, it's not, I'm sorry, I don't, yeah, no, he came back after two years or after
a year of not playing Rust, one of the first servers he jumped on was Atlas.
No, this guy's gonna find our ship.
Oh, thank you.
I'm just reporting it. I don't care.
I bet he didn't find it.
It's fine.
This one here, man?
I don't think you...
You don't understand. It's insane.
How many children are there?
Does it matter?
Spawn here, take the wood in the box, make a hammer, pick those, sun, dash it up.
They walled off the whole river, I can't even, over here.
What is wrong with people, like go learn, like, go learn something, by the way, you're
just farming.
Go learn a language, man.
Learn sport, or like, something.
Alright, you've been on the map for the stream, it's ended.
Why are you guys?
I'm inside of this.
right behind me. I'm inside of this. Um, I'm just gonna run fast. He might come in here.
Oh. He just died. Somebody dead. I don't know. How the fuck? I'm coming in, I'm coming
in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in. Let me in please. Does he know? I don't know.
You take this, you're gonna die.
Yeah, go down.
I'm never gonna know.
Rest of the day, shash night.
Just kick some ass.
Thank you.
Have a wonderful stream.
I mean, sleep.
You died to the MP5, didn't you, Lona?
I did.
What was his, uh, defense idea?
Uh, this might be him, I'm not sure.
He was, he wasn't cheating, he was fine.
No, no, no, no.
Shit, they don't use cheat, I mean, it's just more ESP.
How you been?
I'm good.
How are you?
just putting it in me
I just want to build a boat!
That dude is not cheating, that was guy bossing
chat! we are in the middle of nowhere jungle
middle of nowhere jungle
I'm just trying to build a boat
that's it
all I'm trying to do
How is there so much for VP of here, bro? Like I'm just on a build boat.
Those two guys, they have like a hard on spot.
Like they know something's up.
Alright, what boat we building? I don't think we can afford Lido's boat.
I can't even lie to you guys, I don't think you can afford to leave those boats.
I need a cheap boat. Where's Sven? He messaged Sven.
Sven brother, help me out.
Let me go deep sea, deep sea, deep sea.
Nine minutes till deep sea goes down.
We got so much time.
We got like a bajillion sales and things.
We're vibing, we're chilling.
How are we looking up there?
All right, am I good to start building?
Let's try to align my...
Let me see.
Let me run around.
Both of these guys have only been on...
One of them's been on, sort of, 15 minutes.
So, basically, since we killed the first guy,
and the other one's been on here for an hour and 15.
I mean they have a lot of more playtime over the days
And I think they don't have enough to make me this boat, so we're making my boat
This guy is looted down to the fucking rock
Good.
It's here.
Oh my god.
Can't rate you some frames of it, yeah.
Uh, can you grab that stuff that you left inside that base?
Yeah, I was just checking bodies.
oh my god the left of stone is hard to
that's where you can go
we're up
whoa
the worst thing
look at this thing
this thing
like all boats
it's a rat
what are all these? it's like a boat building station
wow
Wow!
You like?
Very cool
I don't even make the ladder
Hello
So I need someone to boost me
So I can place the chair one
Give me chair one
Chair one, please!
Please
Okay, like what in the restart give it to me. Oh
My god
My boost oh look at all the things you want
You know, that's a little in my boat.
Oh.
You ain't allowed in here, buddy.
I'm not allowed in here.
Oh, cute.
I thought I was going to go around here.
I saw I made a letter.
I thought I was going to go around here.
I guess so, yeah.
I thought I was going to go around here.
Oh, I slept in craft, actually.
This looks like a...
Here, make his bags.
...a good video of the art tower.
Make us bags make us bags
I give it to me
I'm gonna suck her bro like holy
Can you get up through the hole if you do that?
No.
No hole entering.
Oh, the hole.
Can you take this dream and make...
I entered it.
You entered it?
I can't.
It's forbidden.
You're not allowed.
No, I'm not allowed.
It shows you.
All right.
Take this.
And make three doors.
It makes 40 purple sunglasses, okay, thank you.
No!
Three single doors?
Three sheet single doors and three code locks.
All right.
68 spray cans, awesome.
No!
I didn't know I could make that many.
No, this is cooked.
It's not cooked.
Window.
three of them
actually make four doors can you make another door
yeah
nice make four doors
why is it opening door cap?
open the door
open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door, please
open the door
I don't know what doors go bro, come on bro, bro, bro, come on bro.
I don't know if you want to like which way you have to open the door.
I like the skin, good skin, very good skin door for the door of the good skin.
Thank you for that, it's the only one I couldn't uh, point you at the door.
Did you make more door?
Uh, yes, coming, actions coming.
More code lock in?
go back to the army cuz you
Cuz I what?
Oh, how did I do?
I'm gonna die in my face
I need a one more code lock. Oh, yes
Why is nobody doorcapping?
How about I fuck your dad, huh?
huh then what then what happens then what happens what then yeah what happens
I can't assist her
you're not my mom you're not my mom
I am mad. 2100 mass. If you take one out of here we'll have 15.
He's fucking funny! Hear this guy?
I know I had you, huh?
Mass.
Cause he called me fat.
Yeah.
He thinks he's funny.
I think it's my balls weighing us down.
I'm tanking him.
I think he's got a leg.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
He's doing squats without the bars already hard enough.
Yo chat we need tarp!
Thirty-five hundred kilos of duck bar.
TARP!
We need tarp!
Dude that laugh is not real dude.
It sounds like Santa.
Yeah!
Like a medieval fucking pain or something though.
There's some game of thrones laugh.
What is that?
And give him son even love
Okay, we need tarp we need tarp
Fuckin fat we need to go get tarp
We're too fat. We actually need tarp. We're fat as hell.
I'll give you a fucking box.
Oh, you have some glowing fruit?
Yes!
you sit down you got to fucking bend down first and plug it
I like I grab it and flip it over my lap
as far as I sit down
hey shit
otherwise you'll pull me down
gravity won't be nice to me
at least you don't need a floaty when you go swimming
yeah
no dude I go straight to the bottom I sink instantly
I need a car dude.
This is so big your dick looks small.
Alright, but you don't have to say that part.
Oh!
It's in my automatic rifle.
I see automatic and in multiplayer.
Off on park.
Yes, bring.
We need 10 sales.
How many do you have, three?
We have two.
The meanest is one man.
Oh wait, that poggers.
Was that you burping and not- oh, hell no.
I mean, the burrito had no salt, so-
So what?
Pissed me off, my stomach's burping.
Pistama.
What is that?
You paid 18 bucks for that shit?
So me.
18 bucks for salt?
18 bucks for no salt?
For no salt?
Unseasoned chicken and beans, nothing.
No bro.
Dude could have put 0.005 cents
worth of salt.
18 bucks for a burrito is crazy.
I don't know if that chain did it or anything.
Oh my god, did a snake.
I jumped.
I got three torches out of it.
I was like, I don't know how to do that.
Holy shit, man.
That is so good.
We're not even good.
There's no plan.
I don't have anything.
I just run around with stupidity.
I want two more at least.
I want eight cells at least.
Do you think so?
Yeah.
So what?
back to sit in. Alright. Alright.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
I'm going to hit a tree for wood.
I call it the leg of the paper plane yeah
looks good thank you that's so nice of you
oh you fucking bitch that's a good score I could do it too at a time
fuck why am I hitting this in 500 years
I can't swim, or I can't swim.
Fuck me, I don't know my problem.
I'm drowning.
Fuck, no, it can be good.
Fuck me, don't you realize it, man?
Hey, tell them to decent take that,
but everyone in my chat right now is a tell-it-tell.
I don't even need to know what you look like to know that you're a 10 out of 10
I'm gonna go to the gym too
Why are you laughing?
You think I'm joking?
Yeah.
Well...
It's freaking...
What are you training?
It's back day today, bro.
It's chest day for me.
Oh, lucky.
I got a bump in one of those.
Oh, lucky.
Oh, dear.
I had a leg yesterday, brother.
I'm gonna get booties in here tomorrow, man.
I don't want to hurt real good.
No, because I was...
I did the classic.
And like I said, I fucked that and I bit arms.
Oh.
Real good, I did the classic and I said fuck that and I did arms
Someone laughs at my jokes
Everybody's jokes stick to the plan
in it's pissing me off I think my left one is just too clever
I like my A's though yeah good good
well your left boob is smaller than your right boob
my left one is fucking close to me so my right one is a A
the the left one is a a J
wow
That's fucked.
You can't see it, because I have a compression shirt on.
I don't like how you know all of these words.
I like wearing a photography shirt.
That's me.
Hi, it's my gyno from Astia.
Why are you laughing? It's genetic.
I love gyno too.
Hell yeah, bro.
Fucking talking about
It's like when your nipples are puffy
You're a guy
And you have to like
Yeah
You have to get it
Unless you just live with it
Actually ain't gone away for me
their boobs pretty hairy I'm like really cold they look normal but like when I'm
really warm they're all like pointy and yeah you might be like women I might be
women yeah I look down there once but all right
Oh, it's always suckin' yous.
Excuse me?
Excuse me, bro?
Come again?
Oh, drops being over just brings out the teammates that I'm usually playing with.
That comes out of there?
Like, I don't know what I'm gonna do in my life.
I don't know if it tastes good, you're not gonna be able to get me off, you know?
It's gonna be like a fuckin' leech on that.
That's not going to quit your mind really, bro.
It sucks the whole time you're doing it.
It's good.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Jeff.
You could have some snakes in the jungle.
Cut off the circle at least.
I'm deafening real quick.
That's too much for me, bro.
That's too much.
It's a little too weird.
It's getting sexual in there.
Wait a minute.
Yeah?
Why'd you death?
I know I was worried for my chat's mental health.
Alright.
Better health.
Come back, let's just go.
Fuck better health.
Fuck those guys.
I actually tried it, I'm a fucking scam.
I got one more for you.
Nice, come back here.
Maybe it was just my therapist's ass and I couldn't be asked to find a man.
Standard dad chat is hard.
Fuck Fer, it could be a man.
This guy.
Gotta be in her
Yeah, then I can recycle for one more time if we get one
I don't even know if I can fit this shit
You can fit it now
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, what's with the bold spot?
Wait, your character's kinda cute
Thank you. I had him since 2016 he's bolding now
You know gonna be special at the end of this year. He's got a big slung though. He's got a really big slung like for average
I don't see it
I still see it. Can I make that a thing cuz I have you can if you want. Oh, yeah
It's been a while since I've seen my guys big
Been like at least nine years. I'd like seen it
It's a check.
These are interfaces.
What's this?
Oh, gameplay.
humidity.
I don't understand you.
I think I can't really customize the game.
Oh, shit.
You might be able to see it, you know?
I think they did shrink me, bro.
I think you just remember it wrong.
No.
I forgot what this it looks like seriously is it's so long is none of the streamers use
I
Really you're a specimen
Thank you like all my character. Oh
Like me as a person in real life
Thank you I
Mean and the more I work out and the more I lose that the less guy know that's gonna be so
Well, yeah, but it's just gonna look like
I'm going to conquer it dude.
I'm going to conquer it.
I have to.
If I don't, then you're sending $7,000 to operate.
Fuck no, I'm just sending $7,000 to operate it.
No, bro.
If you choose enough weight, they'll just go away, I think.
Mine are, I mean, everyone there.
But if your chest gets big enough that it stretches out,
it'll be gone, right?
West is just so much better than you just choked for life.
The fun did you used to be fat right now?
I was chubby in high school, a little bit, but not like that.
So you're still there or what?
It's, I think it's going away more and more like more
of that workout, but like it's still there.
Because you got an extra stuff on it.
It's just the nipple.
It's not like around.
It's literally just the nipple, bro.
That's just puffy, bro.
Oh, but the same.
yeah
i'm so glad you're talking about your nipples guys
i'll just bring ice cubes wherever i go
that keep them like hard
and stuff like that
yeah you see it's normal for us to talk about nipples
but as soon as you start doing that
yeah that it's fucked
stay wise bro
i can whip mine out
yeah you can whip yours out
you can do it right now
i can't keep mine hidden
oh man what's this
What's it say shit?
My moon we gotta go on our journey. I'm coming. I'm on my boys to the boat right now
Wait actually
That's picking you fucking frames in the ocean like hello. What is there to render?
The base that's over there.
How is your frame so bad out here?
Come over here and tell me what you're saying though.
Yeah, if I look straight out into the ocean, I have 110.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm looking right towards the base.
If I look at those stupid idiots, I have 68.
The other setting, I don't think you're mental.
36! Holy!
What setting?
What are your sets?
a collision a calling on contact status off automatic cross-airfinity on
Those kids came on
That's why they came for us
Do you mind?
I do actually, yeah.
You look like somebody out of like, you know, those things on Halloween.
The escape houses.
What the fuck?
Yeah, you know.
Alright, we're almost done.
Why do you guys have underwear?
I just turned it off.
I don't...
I don't know, because we have the, uh, thing on.
Aw, I was trying to look at news.
What?
Uh, just...
stuff.
Why can't I put these here?
Why?
explain
america
why cannot put this here
can you just do three more triangles and then put them down
no
i don't want to add
why can't i put it there though? you always can
lead up it's in here
if we put this one too close I think
this one's too close to that one
they touch? they don't even touch
yeah what about now?
no
did you sped?
no
I can put it that way, but not... why can't I not? Wait, why?
You see? I don't get it.
Chat, why?
Alright, time to get in Sven's DMs.
I'm dead on the roof of the ceiling, why do you want to just sail away from me in a second, I'll do the roof
Everything just fell out
You dropped it?
Yeah
I think it was
I think we're all quiet
It's a fucking thing
Just one sail?
All the shit he had?
Oh my god, I'm anchoring
I think it was a sail
He'll find me
There's some fins in my mailbox
This is not being fun
It's physically possible
Why would it just fly out of the base like that?
Yeah, we've had so many years to make the game
Make it good
Hey, I'll say it. I'll say it too. Oh, no. Don't shit talk my game.
I'm not listening to me. Listen to Bandy IRL.
We have a boat.
You think Tiger Sashimi is good?
No.
Tiger Sashimi is not good.
Tiger Sashimi?
Not good.
Let's go chat.
Would you guys live in a world where everyone is naked?
Did it work?
No, we just had to run away because someone was being mean and shooting at us.
Be the nip.
Would you live in a world where everyone was naked?
It was normal.
I don't think I could.
I don't think I could live in a world where everyone was naked.
Place something on the roof.
I made Lido's boat, but I took away one square because I was too broke to make another square
Good place to keep silent for us
This that this would fix my problem
And that was no other than we wouldn't know the difference
So what if only you knew the difference everyone didn't know the difference everyone's naked, but you knew the difference
Can you imagine being so cold?
Yeah, it would suck.
What's up, bro?
Alright, I'm deploying.
I don't think I can do it.
I don't like being naked.
What does that mean?
Alright, turn the torch on.
The torch is on, Sergeant.
I have the master in my chat.
I have been told.
I fucked it up.
Mr. Master, please.
Master and play.
I heard a little bit of you.
Oh!
I also have to go to the gym or something, wait, we just built this boat.
We built this fucking boat and now they're all leaving.
Do you have a schedule? Do you like to go to the gym with my mates?
Mates, how long have you been mated?
It'll be hard knowing to see them thinking we're all naked exactly.
I don't think I could do it.
Good luck. Good luck with that. Good luck with that boat.
When you close, they'll run into the big picture before it sinks.
What kind of sink?
Yay, it works!
Thank you Sven!
Thank you!
I don't really know how to do this shit. It's dope shit.
I got you.
Best.
I'm going to go to the deep sea, but the deep sea isn't up yet.
Okay, getting that little bit?
Yeah, on the bottom of the map.
Huh, where's that?
We have to sail all the way down there, so.
Then you go in and there's a bunch of islands and there's like, um,
fish boats and sciences and like so much loot, you don't even know what to do with yourself.
Oh, there's lots of bad guys, yes.
Scary?
No, no, no.
It's not too scary.
You escape the bad guys.
Alright.
Fish-fish head wrap or boony hat?
Here you go.
Fish head wrap or boony hat.
I think fish had a rap. I think we need to become fish
Wait, how do I get TC access on the wheel
The moon has the good torch.
Oh, fancy.
Absolutely fancy.
Oh, what are we smacking into?
I'm gonna make a furnace.
I like my stove.
I'm gonna make a furnace.
like my my fish head yeah looks like a problem fish huh you get bogged right on
the head oh no it's purple oh not the rest you cannot build this close to
Harvard does it turn purple when you're next to like a monument what
Oh, I can see now that he respawned I can see his uh, his wiener, wow, that's good.
Now you like it.
Yeah.
We're so far away from harbor.
We need sulfur.
Yeah.
Nice hat.
Thank you.
I'm kind of zooming, you know.
What's the speedery at here?
Jump on John.
Holy shoo sir.
He's a shooter. What is that screenshot?
Yeah, he's back.
His balls look bigger.
Pirate Shanties?
Oh, there you go.
Pirate Shanties.
Awesome!
Oh, shit.
almost titanic
pretty fast
this isn't even max, 10 sales is max
The parrot shanty is good now.
I see a dog somewhere close so we can see Sulfur and we can go get it.
I just don't know maybe not the snow.
Yeah, she's the guy who's gonna jump out.
What are you shooting?
Just a dog. A railing.
I'm going to get these shanties.
Banger.
Your ass is in my face.
Bro, after Dropshot, I slept and I slept good and I had some wild dreams, holy moly.
I was so asleep that I was dreaming about some crazy shit.
Crazy shit.
Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow.
I don't know if I can tell you the crazy shit that I was running about.
But it was good.
My brain was catching up.
We need to power it out on that navigating up back up.
Ehhh, I don't know.
Saludos, abuelo.
Saludos.
I want to find some sculfer.
Do you see any sulphur?
A little bit near sighted.
unfortunate really
It's a little far away, mate
I don't think I can see that far
Maybe I can like crack him seeping you
Take this cheap, cracking, ten year old shit
Well I remember, I believe you
I believe that you're showing
We're going to boat!
I'm right.
Catch em.
Yo this guy's got the Lido build too.
They don't have any cannon left.
We're supposed to have those?
Wood and frags. I can make them.
I have to make cannonballs?
I will make one cannon. Yeah, you do.
We can also find them on the islands.
Still no sulfur nerd inside?
She's so far. I don't think we can render that.
Oh, we'll do this. We'll do real soon and get one.
I don't want too many bases over here, I see them.
I don't know if I want to listen to the sea shanties.
She knows.
We're in the anchor.
We're going to retrieve notes.
notes
Okay, I'm done the seashells these brothers it's too much. This is too much
I'm done.
Oh, everything's blurry after I put the LSS and measure back on.
Yeah.
Oh, I think he's blurry after I put DLCs, I'm not sure if that goes.
Yeah.
Yeah, that shit is bad.
Oh, my gums are so swollen, they hurt.
I don't know why.
Hey, Mr. Rockman.
is anyone know chat if the ribs not being able to go to deep sea is something that's happening
next floor slide or are they doing it?
Let's add an update.
Watch out there, okay.
So aids for a little bit longer.
I think I'll play force and then the week after I'll do sub-white.
I don't know who I'm going to play force with.
I don't know who I'm going to play Wipe with.
Wait, where's the sofa?
Oh, fuck me, I'm blind.
I have no eyeballs.
Subwipes, that mean I subbed at right time?
Yep.
If you're still subbed by the like, the second Thursday of March, then you're subbed at the right time.
What day is it today? Monday the 16th.
So, too, if I don't forget to in here, do you watch rush streams, rush or no?
I didn't understand, do you watch Twitch much?
this place our canyon
what do you do with that? you shoot the other boats?
yeah
And then you make them both sink?
That's fucked up.
Yeah, fuck other people.
That's a can.
Well, I need to come out a bit more, I think, to push it.
I don't see myself, I don't really watch unless I, it's like to invade in dark souls.
Dark souls.
I don't think ever, um, I've ever played dark souls.
Where's a good place to place this thing?
Like right here, then we can move it around.
Where's a good place to place that cannon?
Uh...
Right?
I don't know.
I can't put it there because of the sails.
Alright, it's gonna go there.
Is it automatic? How do I use it?
Is it automatic or stupid?
You may have to read a letter.
Like no interactions, right?
What's E?
You don't see mountains?
No, no, it's not showing up on me.
Okay, maybe...
I'll just see some red.
Oh, maybe?
Yeah.
I don't even know, he shouldn't eat it.
Oh God, I don't know if I'm gonna stream much.
I don't really know what to do with the dupesies down you take a while I don't
I don't know when it went down.
I mean, I'm smelting right now.
Make ammo, make it run.
Let's be careful.
Let's go duck.
This torch cave is so cool.
Just clicking it on and off.
The one for underwater?
Yeah.
Or the snake you're doing here?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're dead.
It's good.
He might be dead.
He might not be dead.
I like the edge.
Oh, shit.
This roof versus roof could be pretty.
Is it actually?
Uh, roof versus...
...grounds.
Oh, it's like some...
...some serious business.
We got a pizza when we're ready.
Or we can go like...
I'm going to go right now.
I'm making some.
Oh.
I can try. There's just not a lot of cover in the desert.
I'm going to move it.
Oh, he's got a snout.
The body is almost falling off the building.
The base.
Yeah.
15 bullets.
See what we got?
Okay, why not?
you're uh... mad at
yeah, me, me, mad at him
try so hard
i can't so far
you're trying to hide behind the base now
secret seal team six
yeah, yeah
all gonna kill each other so we one more and we kill him
yeah, same, we're far away
if you wish to be like you can actually, no
what are we gonna make by this?
there's like, bodies like half hanging up
we try to go first, we go around, flank the AK guys
I'm gonna put this guy
I could make ladders, but not so far away now.
Yeah.
Fucking lose the body.
I couldn't even see it.
Oh look, another one. Don't shoot him, don't shoot him.
No, no, no, no, no.
Maybe Timmy will eat after and then we can kill this Timmy.
He's coming now, maybe?
No, he's on the roof. I see the shadow.
Yeah.
Come on, you're that fighting.
Oh, definitely not, yep, for this.
Nice.
One more, watch out.
I hatched on him, I hatched on him.
Uh-huh.
He's full hiding.
That's a T-Mate stream.
Nice, dead.
Picking you, picking you for long.
Keep your head down, he's going to do his hatch on you.
Yeah.
just run ready
damn it
yeah
oh shit the egg
yeah he's on his roof
yeah
oh
I even hear him open the door
yeah
I think it's already open
that was close
it was closer than I thought it would get
sure
Okay, I'm just really sitting in a wood base with AKs.
Well, they definitely like snowboard recently.
I got used to 29HP.
I fear we're out of weaponry.
Yeah, Yoko lights up.
We can go sit in the moon pool, where the yokas?
at uh...
over?
yeah
so
there's nothing
uh
foreigners don't have enough time to get there
alright let's go sit in room full
wait out the deep sea
there!
hi! how are you?
How are you? I'm good. I'm so good. I'm tired though. I don't know how long I've
streamed today. But I said I'd streamed today, so I did it.
How... this Texas talk, not understand, like...
I would try and stream almost every day I think.
If there's no reason for me not to stream I'm gonna shame.
Why does my recommended place look like a weird sped up version of things?
I'm going to go to the other side so that they don't see our home.
You could jump now if you wanted to.
Just swim to bottom. There's a tank in the bottom box.
You should take it.
There's some extra gunpowder for you in the corner there.
I hope nothing's in the reload.
Here we go.
I'm gonna drop you off.
Get your swing.
See, did I not pick it up?
What's the better thing?
I picked it up.
Oh, the ping is like...
Sometimes it grabs shit and it doesn't actually...
I mean the scientists will shoot you trying to get into my ball.
I have been, so I'll see you in class soon, I'll bring you to me.
Thank you.
No, he's both left.
Is it because Moon is still in there?
Is it because Moon is in there sleeping that the cells don't go out?
Body count!
Hi.
Love every time.
The old man when you dance like that.
I want to throw a Farsi with all of you guys and you'll just dance our hearts out.
I feel like everyone in my chat is like pretty, like, we'd have fun, yeah.
I think the gift is ready to bear.
Yo, what's up?
Take them back.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh hell no, there's a boogie board.
There could be a guy with a pumpy in there already.
Maybe.
No, no one's here.
Let me sit here until deep sea is up.
Are you number one, buddy?
Yes.
I don't know when Arctic was number one.
Yeah, that's so bad, let's get on you there.
I've been on top for a hot minute.
The gracest.
What the hell?
What if that goes off?
You're dead.
No.
It looks so dumb.
You're dead.
No.
It looks so dumb.
Aw, Mr. Beaston is like fiance so frickin' so frickin' cute.
You see this?
Aww.
Oh my god, and then my friend just found her dress.
holy shit so cute everyone's so cute
Oh my god, there's so much I have to c-
Bridgerton season 4 trailer hold on hold the fucking phone. We're watching this. I
Haven't watched Bridgerton yet. I
Haven't watched it yet because I was doing drops and I wanted like everything to come out, you know
Hold the phone we're locked in. Yes. We are hold the phone
Bridgerton Season 4 trailer.
We begin another season. I should like yo, why the lagging? It's it's blasting my ears
and it's lagging. Yo, Google? Hello? Pause.
You must marry. You have not had the right young lady.
I am charting a adventurous course.
You are right.
All the eyes of the tongue will be on us.
At my masquerade ball.
Can you imagine how brilliant for a ball would be?
How horrible it is to be on one's feet all night.
They will attend the ball tonight and they will not appreciate any of it.
Just once. Just to have that feeling for one glorious night.
You could go tonight.
We will need to find new good costume.
I would need to be well disguised.
Just be armed by midnight.
They had to have the token asian.
Not Cinderella, yeah.
Santa!
Why are we doing Cinderella?
Oh my god!
I need to watch it so bad!
Where's part two?
Holy fuck, my ears.
You cannot let fear stop you from letting your heart speak
Google do you need something? Hello?
There are no ideas made it impossible for me to be with you must be brave you cannot let fear
stop you from letting your heart speak
Mr. Pritcherton do you need something?
I found it
You hurt me. When do you stop to think about me?
Every moment of every day. I cannot love Maeve.
And yet you would have taken possession of me.
For beings from opposing worlds, the desire is not a problem, but the world itself.
You've convinced yourself that she is reason enough to risk everything.
You're in love are you not?
I'm scared of the shit out of me bro!
Sacrifice you have to make.
You're family.
What is love?
The face of society.
I'm quiet enough with the demands of society.
Whatever you choose.
You must live with it forever.
Oh my god, I need to watch this like right now. I need to watch this like right now.
I need to watch this like literally right now. Like as soon as I end stream, I'm on,
I am, I am begging my mom for her Netflix account.
What do you mean?
Are you the reason I'm 45 HP?
Uh, what was your HP before?
I don't know.
Potentially. There might have been one Teo propellant that hit you to the foot.
What? Streak 17? Damn!
Oh, what the hell?
Ain't nobody here? Save us dead. Put the heavy.
It's her.
Herver there, herver.
You scientists will eat our butts, they're not normal anymore.
Oh!
Yo!
I reckon we can yoke this one.
He's not over here too.
Yo, I reckon we can yoke of this one
I died
They kill you instantly I look at him too
Yo, the scientist is only 32HP.
Unkillable.
Fuck this game.
Deepsea, come up already. I'm bored.
Time to watch the fucking ridgerton, dude.
You saw what I was doing.
Yeah.
Time to watch some fucking video.
It's so good bro, it's so good
I never liked it actually
Oh my god, it's so good
Need to
Have to
Love it
AHHHHH
Honestly that might be it for me
I don't know
You know what I'm talking about
Go to the gym
Yeah
I've been having these overnight oats
That's like so nice
Cause you can just make like seven of them
Yeah
And then I'll have to eat breakfast every day of the week
And I'm chilling
Yeah, very good. I put almond in mine.
Almond?
Makes them like 10 out of 10. Yeah, like the thick ones.
Like sliced almonds?
Yes, oh my god.
I put like a scoop of protein, a scoop of fruit yogurt,
and then frozen blueberries, and then chia seeds, hemp seeds, and...
Oh, honestly, hemp seeds.
Yeah, hemp seeds are a fit for a mega freeze.
Yeah, you don't eat fish then yes
All right, well see ya
Nice game with you
Bye bye bye
I'm alone. I'm alone. I don't know how much longer I'll last we'll sit here wait for deep sea to go up
You guys got clips?
You guys got some clips?
Is there any clips from the
last 10 days of drops that are funny?
Any funny moments? Oh, I think rust clips
just uploaded something. Watch.
It's fucking drowning itself.
We've got rust moments, rust moments six days ago, chef.
like why doesn't this shit happen to me?
what is gonna happen to me
look at that
it's gonna be a lot of people
you're not gonna get inside, there's a guy here
go go go go
just a little more
don't close your eyes
come here
come on guys
come on, kill them
for God's sake
the guy is there
They lose.
It's the cost of my G's name.
True.
Snomers.
Snomers has like a nice house.
Like this background looks cozy.
Nice.
Chidon.
Nice.
what this shit doesn't happen to me
oh that's so movie that's so movies that's so movie respect for not running
Anyway.
Oh!
Oh, we're going to kill both of them!
No way!
I don't know any of these people so far apart from the pizza.
He's walking, he's walking, he's walking!
Serious.
André! Yo, he has hair now!
Into this shit.
Yeah, yeah, crush it!
I wish he was small, but I'm waiting for a deep sea to go up.
I did!
Go, go, go!
Yes!
For me!
I'm just gonna jump it in.
Oh.
Oh!
No!
Fuck this shield shit! What the hell no!
Hell no!
Nice shirt though. I like your shirt posties.
Any plans for a cooking stream challenge? Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I don't know about...
I don't know when, but...
What the hell are you wearing?
get on
I'm trying to get up here
oh, fuck her
get on
wait, wait, wait
no, no, not the ball
no
no, no, no, that's insane
shimpa
is she gonna beat you? oh my god
the sky's fit that way
it's so terrible
oh my god
Oh
Laugh just makes my day, bro
Oh
He banned me for saying a swallow go out with him to try to be nice and uplifting and said he got
You're the prime man. Oh
They probably just thought you were being mean holy shit. He's so good
Look at this naked head
Why did he hit himself so hard
No guys no
So bad
Oh, this is gonna be so goofy.
Look at the look on his face!
No! Look at his face!
No! That's so sad!
Imagine one of the clips has for you.
No, that'd be so bad.
Yeah, nice sheets, bro.
Oh, I'm on the camel.
June!
What the?
No!
Sleppy's laugh is so cute.
What the?
No.
Oh
JC
I'm not sure what that is, but it's a certain area, so...
Just wait, just wait.
Come on.
I'm dead.
Oh my god!
What line of luck do you think this is?
What?
Three HV rockets.
What do you mean?
No! He's doing the thing!
No, he did the thing.
Nooooooo bad.
There's a poor passing from... no, it just killed two people.
He's just walking by. He's just walking by.
What the...
Oh, it's a...
Oh!
Nooo, because I know I'm getting blasted if that was me.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh
What is this stretch rest shit
That's your lesson to where I am even though they're not even shooting at me.
Bro, how can he see? I can't see.
It's all okay.
Oh! Ooh!
Queen!
What does- What?
What the-
Nooooo!
What's wrong with your phone?
What's your name?
Look at the phone!
Let's go get cruddy.
Bro, bro, bro, I am droog.
I am droog.
Got you?
Oh my god, oh my god.
That's so sad!
What's sadder is that this shit isn't up yet.
That's what's sad.
This shit's not up yet.
My deep sea shit is not up yet.
I lowkey my end chat. Just go chill. Be live tomorrow.
Today was kind of ass. Like the wipe was bad and then the snowball got taken away from us and then deep sea is taking like five years to go up.
I might just end it was fun though. I'll see you guys tomorrow
But boy boy boy early in stream. Yeah early in stream. I don't have the energy right now. It's a good guy
I see you tomorrow