you
It's a 12. Yeah, that was if I had to be at the dance for 4pm. Woooo, delivery. Cheers,
Chaz. Oh, he's on it. I love that for you, Chaz. Now, chat. Oh, I've not been. I, actually,
I will say is I've actually been taking these it's Thursday. That's what I said one more day till Friday. Oh
But it's good Friday, which means so everyone's off tomorrow anyway, aren't they?
Is that what it means?
Yeah
Praise the Lord for the resurrection on a way hang on yeah, that is Easter resurrection
Yeah, so not everyone will obviously not everyone but those people. I'm still working tomorrow
Yeah, no rest for the fucking wicked is there?
Honest that fucking honest the fucking god me boss is a wanker mate
James remember when you said fuck off when I asked for a picture the fuck off your dick
Why am I even actually I've not read that until I've read it and then you maybe look like a dick
So yeah cheers mate. I didn't happen to chill but yeah, we've just got to live right off. We got here then
brown sourdough bread I thought it was mold but it's not some brown sourdough
bread this is your breakfast by the way we've got the new red bull and then we've
also got some scrambled egg got some scrambled egg chat we can put on our
on our bread. Oh, and some Halina. Plastic. Nice. Can you hear it? Can you hear the squeak
right here? Could you hear it? It's actually mad, isn't it? It's mental. That's Halina
me for you. I won't be having that. An avocado, but I'm not a fan of avocado. I've never, I've
never, I don't, I can't. It's meant to be good for you though, isn't it, chap? Let me
google it. I'm pretty sure it's meant to be good for you. Is avocado good for you? Avocados
are very good for you. They are packed with healthy, heart healthy, monosaturated fats,
fiber, and nearly 20 vitamins and minerals, including potassium, for that fucking too much
information there. What I will say chat, all right, we have had, we're getting the United
Ultra ready for Monday. And it's interesting, we're first game again. NYK Chazza sold me
I'm going to be a fan.
Favourite of five gifted mate.
Go on my boy.
Favourite of five gifted mate.
I appreciate that mate.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate that mate.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
How have you even thought of that name?
Jamie.
Go on 125.
Go on.
Thank you mate.
I've been taking these gummies before I sleep right because I've been told they're good for you when you sleep so
What I actually have here
These are some mushroom ones that you take to help you focus right?
So there I take these to help me focus
I'll take some in a minute, but I've also had these other ones let me go and get them
Minitonian I don't know what it is
These, I've been having these before I go to bed. So I have, I have three of them before
I go to bed chat and I'm not even joking, they actually work like, since I've had them
have not woke up in the middle of the night, they chill you out before you go to bed, it's
fucking mental. And I sleep all the way through. What are they? I don't know. Well I do know,
But I don't know, I don't know basically, but I've been told the God and the working so
Do you know what I mean?
You know it could be fucking heroin and crackbook for some reason knocks me out
So do you know what I mean? Who fucking knows? As long as you work, that's all that matters
Well, yeah, I can't lie. I've seen a fucking huge improvement in his sleep
Just hang on a minute. Let's have some scrambled egg
Mmm that yeah
No! Fucking dickhead! Thanks mate!
So that fucking stood down in Xenophen.
He gave me a nut, I play it on a fork in Xenophen. He shit me right up.
What a dickhead.
Did Tay sell them to you? Yeah I did, I got them there.
Sorry, can you either make that yourself? What?
Oh what, make Harrowman and Cat yourself.
Amy!
Go on, Amy!
We love you, Amy!
We do!
We love you, Amy!
We do!
We love you, Amy!
We do!
Oh, Amy!
We love you!
Go on, Amy, you mad cow.
Thank you very, very much for that.
Ah, mate, it says I'm sweating.
Thank you very much, Amy, love.
Thank you very, very much, Amy.
You're a fucking legend, honestly, thank you so much.
Taded behind me curtain, I don't think he is.
There we go.
That's about fucking sweating in that.
Hey, thank you so, so much, I appreciate it, man.
Six pack, well, yeah.
I didn't even want to reveal it, but I just kind of leaked it a little bit, so.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Hey, Chad, has anyone watched the Gerard overlap? Is it any good?
I'm not gonna watch it on stream. I'm gonna say how to be fair, don't we watch podcast about so how many people are missing it?
Ball is on Monday. I
Believe we're looking at like three to four something like that
Go on gun for miss 15 months. Hey, sorry, mate. Thank you very much on what gun for Twitter
I'm not opening a curtain because it takes a light through in front of me and then it's darker here
That's why the clothes
Otherwise, I would have him open. Oh my god
Chat fuck it shall we whack one on?
Which football boots protect your feet the most? To test this I have a real bed of meals.
Level one football boots. They're okay. Level two Astro boots.
I felt that. Level three Crocs.
And this time he went through. Level four.
There's no way he does it alone.
Wait before I jump you have to subscribe
Which football boot he actually did to me fair fuck that fuck that for a game of soldiers
Yeah, that's 10 FPS here, but that's what happens when you fucking what you call it go on Toby by the way
I'm literally just eating this and then we're off out Jack. So just let me scram this rapper than the more off out
Yeah, we've had news in that he's broke it.
Thank you. Thank you. Mental in it. What a fucking shame. What a fucking shame.
Yeah, I'm joking. I fucking wish he had.
Okay.
No, he's obviously not broke each. I'm taking the piss.
I got a bit. Hey, oh, apparently Chris empty video was unreal. Chaz was saying back where I belong. Go on.
Madness. 40 minutes. Oh, chill.
Hello everyone, welcome back to the channel.
You alright my ladies and gentlemen?
The place is going to be quite empty today, the lads have got a few days off.
So yesterday I was six months post operation.
I'll show you the scars and everything in there when we get in the physio room but,
six months post-op and today I'm going to show you what a day of ACI rehab looks like after six months.
It's not the same for everyone of course, because everyone goes at different speeds.
Jakey needs to watch this.
I'm on the pitch at the minute, which is obviously good.
So I think I've got a session outside the day.
You're not on the pitch, are you?
It's a good time to film and show you.
You're in a really dangerous battle, mate.
Well, I'm going to be around other bodies.
So there's nothing, obviously, no contact and stuff,
just a few passing drills with, I think,
with Charleston and a few of the young lads.
But I'm going to show you a little bit in the gym
and what we're doing on the pitch and stuff
and give you an insight.
Yeah, because you're coming on this journey with me.
So we'll start in the figure room as we normally do
And then we'll crack on from there.
Hey, and it's interesting just to see the inside of the football and all that, what happens?
We did just, I can't even lie to you, we did just see each other two minutes ago, but...
Did we?
I get it, he's doing what I do, I like that.
You make it obvious you've already seen each other.
No, it sounds good.
Tara, favorite of five gifting, love, go on Tara!
Sorry I missed it, sweetheart, you're a fucking legend!
Go on Tara, you mad bitch!
Thank you very much for the five, love, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, love.
What are you going to have a look at just the front of the neck?
Yeah exactly.
PTSD, last time I was in this room was when I just...
How was everything in this room?
Sweet, yeah.
Yesterday was fine, chilled, there was probably some stuff like that.
Yeah, it was a no ride.
Nice, kind of settled from the...
Go on Stefan, favourite of five mate.
Go on you mad cunt. Thank you very very much mate.
very much mate yeah don't quit your day double be back because I'm filming it in
series it's I'm doing six then six and then six otherwise I can't actually do it
I don't have time once a week a biometrics kind of place yeah I'm plotting my next
six don't worry I have got some clips which I'm gonna put a tiktok out so
that's probably all the out planning my next six of what you actually do so
basically I'm gonna load the cameras and put these sticky little things all over
your body, take the top off and whatever.
Do you know?
The cameras pick up your, they put you on the screen almost as a skeleton.
Like I will show, I'll try and insert some of the videos now.
I'll tell you what, I'll fucking say it because no one else will.
This scrambled egg is fucking wank.
How you function, how you move in, change your direction, jump in, all the tests that
we do along the way for the ACL to see if I'm in a good place or not.
And it shows you it shows you exactly how you jump in and how you change in direction basically
So obviously because I still have a little bit of a car in six months post-operations
I still feel completely normal yet, which is obviously
Normal for this stage, but it showed me so when I'm jumping on this side. I was using my glute
I was bending forward get on the football pitch you shit house
We love you, Susie. We do. We love you, Susie. We do. We love you, Susie. We do. Oh, Susie.
We love you. Go on, Susie. Fucking legend. Go on, you mad cow. Thank you very much, Susie
you love. Black favourite 21. Hey thank you Suze. Oh somebody youngsters. Oh you got
a couple of boots, haven't you? But we've got a fucking dust on.
See that? It's just...
What's that?
See mate, it makes your boot so warm, so it's easy to put your foot in.
It's perfect when you get new boots.
Is that really necessary?
I understand the pros and shit, but that's just fucking embarrassing.
What a Tory thing, well said, Harry.
Getting there, yeah.
I feel good, yeah. I still got a bit to go, but...
I'm like six months...
Honest.
Post office.
Been a long time, man.
Was Richard also an engineer as well, or is he just shit?
That's poor, that.
He knows it's on the camera as well.
That's awful from you, that.
Just shit both, yeah.
Nice one, mate.
Yeah.
Nice one, mate.
Yeah, I love it, Cal.
We'll cover if we're man-shrinking, Fass.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure, sir.
Yeah, I love it, mate, I appreciate it, brother, thank you, mate, I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it folks. Thank you back
Jinj you must be gay for your eggs after 11 so that means you have to eat stew now stop it
What the fuck you want about?
What the fuck is he on?
Yeah, we should have a game this week man. Yeah, we're at home
I don't know where I'm going actually, I'm just rippin'
What the fuck does that even mean?
Oh, it's from Ted, you fucker
Haley! Haley, man, a 10!
Haley, man, a 10!
Na na na na na na na!
Go on, Haley, thank you very much for the 10, love
Thank you very, very much, my pretty girl, Haley
Since when is eating eggs after 11, gay?
What the fuck is this? When the fuck did Ted say this?
When did Ted say this, and why did Ted say this?
Eating eggs afternoon is gay.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Think about it.
The gays are up all night doing stuff to each other, and they miss breakfast.
So, they invent brunch.
They meet up around 11, they have their fruity little drinks,
they talk about hairstyles and lotions.
The time they start eating their breakfast, it's afternoon.
That's actually a solid theory.
Yeah, I got no notes.
That's why McDonald's stuff's so good breakfast, isn't it?
Right. They don't want guys banging each other in the bathroom.
Pretty sure that happens anyway.
I put two eggs in the meatloaf for structure.
Oh, no, no, no. Eggs in stuff is okay.
But on their own, gay.
Happens if you accidentally eat that.
I love the sign to the...
Gotta chase it with a straight food.
Like what? Stew.
8 o'clock the night I decided I liked girls.
See?
But I only ate half.
That's why I go both ways.
Right there!
You couldn't get the stew in me quick enough.
Hey.
It's not your fault.
Eating eggs afternoon is gay.
I've never seen that.
What are you talking about?
Think about it.
What said is that from?
What said is that actually from?
Thanks a lot. Come again.
Go on, J.G.!
Oh, what the fuck?
Jakey touched me. Why is that your name 5 out of 5 gifted mate? I'm sorry to hear that mate and if you need any support or help just fucking
go to the police mate simple. 5 out of 5 bro thank you mate.
What? 10 Got TV series? What?
Hello.
Since when?
I'd like to ask a few questions about this back to cereal.
I didn't know that.
I've been led to understand that tricks are exclusively for children.
Is that correct?
Well, I mean they say tricks are for kids in the commercials.
Is that enforced by law?
Not to my knowledge, no.
So if I purchase these tricks, there'll be no trouble?
No, you should be fine.
I do understand that I myself am not a child.
Well, he's all set something about a Lego, something on Lego that never looked.
Miss Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty, we love Hello Kitty.
Thank you very much, I appreciate that, yeah, it's a bit quiet.
Hey, don't forget what you've done for me here today.
Thank you for having a fun, Hello Kitty, thank you love.
This live on prerecorded, no, it's definitely prerecorded, mate.
Um, let go of that world.
Okay, you ready?
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, here it comes.
Okay, I'm ready.
Kaz!
Go on, Kaz, with a 25!
Fucking go on, Kaz!
Hey, I appreciate a 25, man.
Hey, chat, W's in the chat.
W's in the fucking chat.
Go on, Kaz, favorite a 25, mate.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you so much, love.
Hey, thank you so if you've been given a sub make sure you say thank you. I appreciate that a lot. Honestly. Thank you so much
I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I
Thank you so much. It's on Instagram. Yeah, but if it's the world cup thing, I've already got it
I've got it. I've actually got it downstairs in a box
Allow cookies. I'm not signing on this piece. Oh fuck doing that. Hey, Cas. Thank you so much love
I appreciate that a lot, honestly, thank you. Go on, add. Oh, it's here.
Messy.
They've got Ronaldo in it. Fuck off.
Oh my god, this is customer fortune.
Oh my god. Oh my god!
No word of a lie not even joking that's cost him a fucking millions just to do that
That is mental
Also, just imagine right?
Imagine he's some wonder kid at a club no one's heard of in 20 years you find out
He's actually the one who's fucking got him on the World Cup that would be fucking mental
Caitlin for you for the fight Caitlin. Oh
You're okay, Caitlin. Five over the five. I appreciate that. Thank you.
Did you give me, you might give me a minute. If you'd challenge us on stage, one moment.
I'm doing good dance. I'm very good. Thank you, Katelyn. Thank you. Jakey, touch me.
Very good gift to the game mate. Thank you very, very much, man. Thank you. I appreciate
that. Oh, toy story. Oh, that's a throwback. Especially in Crash out 2026.
Kaz! Kazekedalooly!
Kazereken! Kazereken! Kazerekenalooly!
Kazer25 again!
Good, because you're doing great! Good!
Hey, thank you so, so much, Kaz. I appreciate that. Thank you very much.
And guess what, chat? I've got some fucking breaking news.
I'm not like, it's not breaking news, but I've got some fucking good news.
Let me pick the egg up.
Fuck, I'm dropping the egg up.
Are you ready chat?
Today, you'll never guess who's coming to the broth house.
Ladies and gentlemen, don't be using the chat for Miss Julie Bowie-Soll!
Nanar again, ole ole!
Nanar again, Nanar again, Nanar again, ole ole!
So yeah, I mean, Nan is going to come here to the Bov House for the first time with Mother
ginger as well and obviously come and say hello to everyone so do not worry
about that one. Right chat, Chaz are you ready mate? Cheers. So basically chat,
excuse me, we've had the four shirts that I were needed framing we've had them
framed we're gonna go now pick them up come back hopefully Nana will be here or
she'll be here what you call it a different time so yeah we're gonna
show around give her a little tour it should be good
moment chat I suppose I'm a rubbish in it
I've heard that was fucking shit that
Never order in eggs again, I don't think they've ever been good shit scrambled
Right do you need this lens right chat get ready for a flashbang for a minute. Are you ready? Oh, I'm gone. Let me go
It's about back on
Right well
Oh
Shit on the webcam. Yeah, no, I know mine were all good. Don't worry. We're all good. Do it
Yeah, right chat run a webcam anyway, just shielding up exactly Alex 519 mate. Thank you very much, but I appreciate that man. Thank you
519 Jai J. Sorry to have a hundred bits mate. Thank you, Chloe
Do you have any four months to 728? What you have to get to stay a Maya 712 bet your little bits will be children of this
Well, man a my fucking go
Do you want to come? No, I'm all right. I can cut the shirts on me own. Don't worry. Do you want to see this year's chat?
I shall be waiting over in the store
Now I will wait will wait
Hmm
Okay
Interesting
Wait, okay sweet
I've not gone. I'll just wait. I'll just wait. Yeah, I've not gone for like to do you know my granddad's show at home
It's got the lighting and all that that wouldn't have worked so we didn't go for that
We went for a normal frame, but they do look pretty sick. I can't lie. They do look pretty sick
You need to tell off need to tell Chas off. He was speaking too much on Toby's stream
what
Doesn't matter doesn't matter anything anything that can be even
No, no, there is no
No, you're on charge cameras don't live cameras charge you were on charge
You understand you're a camera
Sorry about that chat
Anything that can be processed as you speak in you. You know the only thing I'll ever let you communicate in his most cold and that's in
emergencies
life or death
Other than that
Let's keep it. Let's keep it. Hmm. Thank you. Sorry about that chat. If you have to
If you have to witness that very very sorry
Right. Are you ready to make?
What's that story?
Thank you better
Still again speaking
Excuse me oh
Right he asked Toby if he needs a new cameraman
Huh fucking owner Michael favorite. Yes did make on the buy. Thank you mate right chat. We'll switch to IRL
We are live on the backpack sweet chat
Chat should I RL three two one hopefully that has work
I mean has worked perfect
I give his fault
Right then chap
So I was like the new ruck by the way, I can open the curtains now as well
So, this is my new rug. It takes me back to the childhood. I had one of these when I was
a child. It was actually a bit smaller than this because that's a bit big. It's probably
about half the size. And then, yeah, the little car you drove around, there was a church.
I don't know if I've ever got one in the church. No, it's there, I think. No, there it is, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't have a water park, though. I don't know what I... Yeah, they've definitely
changed a little bit. I'll tell you that for a second. I'll tell you that for a second.
Great look. Right, put me jacket back on.
And I believe, chat, we are good to go like a yo-yo.
Also, clean the bedroom today.
So there.
This is called cleaning up after yourself Mike's yeah I'll do it I'll do that
I don't think you need to do that. Yeah but you don't know what it's gonna be like.
I'll take care of you. So yeah I'm actually
cleaning up after myself, cleaning your bedroom, it's been mental check, it
Absolutely man.
The bedroom to call the rubbish out has to be
going to close the way to take on the washing shelf
because I'm not a fucking scruff
and don't need someone to wash inform it.
Got me suit there that needs dry cleaning
and everything else is basically simple.
That bed, by the way, listen, one in the chat,
if you're one of the lucky chosen one,
18 hour over to come and try that bed in it.
It is fucking unbelievable.
That is actually one of the best pads ever.
That's honestly fucking amazing.
See it, see it, the other boys have had it in their life.
Not the worst, but it makes no sense
why he's got the Hoover in there.
Cause he never hoovers.
So that'd be interesting.
Jake is, let me see if he's got that interesting
Jake in his life.
Yeah, quite warm in Jakey's room. Very warm.
Interesting.
Ooh! I got a fucking duffer!
I'm done with it, aren't ya?
This is the difference between the scruff and not scruff.
leave it in there and don't go anything and what I will say is Steve is the only one who
has bruises or tays and that's not me.
What's that?
Tays, Terry?
Confliction yet now?
Of course, I'm sorry, Confliction just.
Don't know.
Anyway, tap off, here's scrub, got it?
Scrub and scrub, scrub.
I didn't have that much on it, there you go. Wack it on there to dry. Where's the fork that I used, there it is.
And just like that, within 10 seconds I've cleaned up after myself because I'm not a tramp.
Let me see if it's out there. Oh, is this off? I tried to fit on the fork.
No. Don't know how this works. Chatter does no.
I'm in shock, man.
Where is he, Chuck?
He's still in there.
I think each other might still be in there, you know.
Well, you've got some on today.
Did anyone else take any of you, no, Chuck?
Don't know whose eyes put in there,
but just in case someone gets back.
Right, let's go, Chuck.
What, shall we go?
Oh, the Nando's got a very sorry, Nando's got a little Chuck.
Look at that, that's our boy! Little Nando's truck!
Hello! Open sesame!
Angry James, he's about time he brought the sauce back.
It's finally the starting line up again and you're one of the first deliveries.
Love, Sucker and Nando's!
Sacker sauce. Now the best thing about this is that I actually won't ever be able to have
it because medium is tough for me. Really nice truck. And then we'll put that there
for an ornament. Cheddar might buy off me. You never know. Sacker in it. And then we've
and another does, right?
Here you go, there you go.
There you go.
Hey, fragile, is it now?
We're actually going there later, chap.
do it into the chat for the Scalia Home 2. So we've got the dark cell up here ready to be
put up, connected, etc. So that's ready to go in the room, just need to get all the
you down on the couch to fix it and then
I've already, yeah, it's got the dark surround sound which I'm pretty sure
chose is red so I don't know why that one
I did choose red, let's see if it, no, what? Oh that gave me the black one
All I want is it
Better than nothing ask you
After you cancer fucking wait there. Oh
My god
Oh my God! You're still in my hat right now dude!
Oh come on man, how you doing? You good?
No, I'm such a big fan man, I'm such a big fan. What are you doing at me house you fucking weirdo?
Yeah, well I just thought, you know what, let's go back to basics, back to begging it.
So I'll turn it up, I'm just gonna stand on the back of your stream for the next hour or so.
So basically you're doing a taste video?
Yeah, it all works for you.
Yeah? Nah, it doesn't really work for me. How's your knee mate? That's where everyone's wondering how is your knee?
It's alright, it's still a little bit wibbly-wobbly, don't feel too great, but it's actually alright, I'm driving, so.
That's the main thing.
It's got career-ending, thank God.
Thank God, because that would have been a...
I don't know, I don't go and eat the video, but you weren't very nice last night.
So, basically...
Oh, is the other one being serious?
You weren't.
So, basically, honestly, I'm not used to, you know, getting injured playing football, right.
I've gone down and I've heard a crack.
Heard a crack?
Like a... like a sound effect crack.
Crack.
That was a crack, that was a nut.
Don't do that again.
Not to this car.
Okay, now let's take this crack.
Oh, nice ring mirror.
She used to go.
Yeah, yeah, she did.
Move anymore.
No, well yeah, cos it's solidified now.
Anyway, I've gone down, I heard a crack.
Guns get back up, it's just not felt right at all.
So I've gone back down, I'm shitting myself now, I'm thinking.
thinking I'm never gonna walk again and you're coming on you're going oh for God's
oh you're not gonna be I was playing next week how I am going no Jin's genuinely I'm
worried and you're going oh you're gonna miss next game I'm probably game I've
been done for this I've enjoyed it I'm actually going no no Jin's like I'm
I'm shitting myself no I was as well for you team easier check I could park here
I shall spin it around a bit more rather you're not part of it out mate are you
going out now? Yeah. I've got an idea. Does it just mean you're here? Yeah. What's your
idea? Do you have a water gun fight? I can move your car. Do you have a water gun fight?
What do you want next? It's about the white t-shirt contest. I mean I've got one on.
I'm gonna pick out the wardrobe for no reason mate. So we're having a water chat
tell them we're having a water gun fight. I'm gonna do my shit in there. Cameras
don't do that.
There's my boots, they're my actual boots.
I don't have any beanies, I've got one.
I've got two, bro.
Skipping rope.
Football, actually.
There's Jake's car.
It's a good ify.
No!
Help me, car!
No.
Help me, car.
It's Emmanuel.
You can't drive.
Oh, I'm breaking something.
You're a trustee, car.
He's rubbing it.
Where's he going with me cat?
You can't save me cat!
Mate, this is illegal, you're not insh...
What did he do?
Yeah, quite a high foot.
He's got a sore.
What are you doing?
What's that burning thing?
What burning?
No burning!
You fucking clutch out, that's why you dick!
I've already paid 800 quid just to be a pet!
Right, that... you got the car!
If he's actually... you've genuinely just burnt me fucking clutch!
You want to check that clutch out anyway, because I don't know why they're going on!
Mate, you want to be careful! You're lucky it was me that tried to...
Oh my god, that is bad!
I know you want to sort your clutch out!
There's nothing up there. Honestly they sold my clutch and I bought me a new car.
You do YouTube you'll buy my best friend a new car. We've already had chats about this anyway.
Mate that clutch is fucked. Oh my god what the fuck is he doing?
He stinks mate, I snuck him up the fuck.
Actually he's smelling air Chaz.
Fucking snakes mate.
Do you fuck my car here bro?
I'll get the ball.
How do you kick the ball if you can't miss me can?
fizzle
fizzle not fizzle
I'm going to say that I can't tell if it's fizzle
fizzle
and pop your uncle
Get in there, get in there, get in warm. Yeah, that's why we're having a water gun fight.
Why are you limping? I've hurt my leg. Why have you bought them? Why have you bought them?
They're nice. Yeah, they are, yeah. They're good for footballers.
I've actually tried one that quite don't throw on the lid, I'm not gonna do that.
You're actually like really good, I like it.
Do you feel it when you walk?
Yeah, it's good.
And you can as well, yeah?
Yeah.
That's it, that.
Thanks mate.
You fucking enjoyed them?
Thanks.
Teases in that set I think.
Alright, so we're having a war gun fight.
You can if you like.
Oh I can't fight myself can I?
But I won't be there.
You will be.
Well, actually, Nan's coming today. If you get me Nan, I'm gonna fucking do you with.
Oh, he's shit.
Tell us where White.
You're preferably not Brown.
No, no. Sorry, that was with.
You're not making Nan.
No, I'm not.
No.
Sure he doesn't like Nan.
What?
She don't like me? No, she will.
I'll see you the whole way.
We have our Nan off now.
Potentially.
I won't leak on stream but I have an idea for a nanof.
Have you fucking enjoyed today mate?
And you get yourself up to whatever you want to get yourself up to.
Just a big chowder.
Alright mate.
We are having a wargun fight.
I've had that ball mate, had that ball.
Chat.
Chat, tell them we're having a wargun fight.
What are you actually going out and doing?
I like to bring shirts, I like to be fun.
Have it!
I'll see you in a bit then.
See you in a bit mate.
Yeah you gotta get your phone pressed.
No way! I didn't know that, you've got to put your key in there to start the car. That's
mental, I didn't actually know that, let me open that so we can get some more lighting
in. Oh, my phone's connected, that's why. One moment, yeah, get some fucking tunes on.
Erm...
Oh, I'm going to turn that off.
Mute that.
No shit, Sherlock.
Brilliant. Nice one. Right.
Then we go DJ.
Beautiful tune.
So, lucky here, lucky here,
then what do we have?
I've got the chart on. Let's go.
I love you so much
Hey, that's what I'm saying
Please don't run away
Oh, yeah, yeah, real man, unreal tune.
Jakey's just put in the group chat, I want to do a water gun fight.
Right, that off, aircon off, roof open today chat, where's my keys?
open the gate oh by the way I've had the Jakey's Casper once you get that look
that that fucking I can drive a manual as well
do you realize how easy it was to nick someone's car?
Oh
Me mom's there, I think we will be delaying this because she's a she's just shouting at you behind me
So me can you know I love Michelle
I'm sure we'll be seeing Nancombe through these gates for a minute.
What's it for?
No, it's in the car.
Because I had to get it today, it's back on the weekend, the shop.
Double use of the chart, it's the return of Nancombe!
Hello everybody! How are you doing?
Have you missed them?
Oh yeah, I missed all one of your f***ing animal I haven't.
Is that the first time you've been to the house as well, innit?
Yep.
Do you like it at all?
Yeah, it'll have to take me about an hour to get them steps.
I've not got an hour, but we can do what we can.
Wait, excuse me, you're not going anywhere while I'm here.
Oh, sorry.
It's staying here, right?
OK, now put me off.
Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
For these? Yeah?
Nope.
Oh, go on.
Talk to Pat.
Yeah, put the cold in.
Well, don't say, you know.
This is a walk-in.
You're interested to see what you think of the tidiness of the house?
Well, what's the now?
It could be a bit tidier.
Hi Chas, Chas, what's your name is?
Cameron Chas.
Yeah, Cameron Chas.
So is that mine?
Yeah, it was really blue then.
We've got delivery Chas, run what it is.
I want it to open it.
You've got the library chapter on what it is.
I want you to open it.
Why don't you just get an eye from the kitchen?
Well, I'll take you through to the kitchen.
Here we go.
Good to see you, Watson.
Not bad.
Have been worse.
Sakes.
Oh my God.
Dress of pink.
Yes.
My box of bottles on the floor.
Oh yeah.
You pinky.
Drink it.
It wasn't me.
Yeah.
You.
It wasn't you.
Yeah.
I saw you.
You know I don't like you.
Who's inside?
I am.
Come on.
Okay.
See how I'm doing it.
What's going on?
See how I'm doing it.
What's going on?
Oh
My god, it's fucking right
Yeah, oh my god, this is shit
I did you know
That is not the bag that he was selling on the fucking shelf
What the fuck is that
140
There you go. Perfect.
She only got a fucking choice.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I am.
Get me, Diana.
What the hell was that?
It's popping up on my mouth.
Oh, the money.
Everybody was telling you it was a kids' watch.
I heard you mean it.
It's after the week, the chap.
I couldn't get it as well.
What do you think you know what I missed there?
You could see them on the shelves at the back.
Oh, there we need.
Oh, sure.
Proud.
He's gonna do it to you, Tom, yeah.
Just take the parentheses, Tom.
Thank you. I've had some at Roofing Creek.
We've got a single stellar in the fridge.
And why'd you got a stone egg?
Oh, I should've seen it with Pajino.
you know so I've got you don't mean strong bill well right I can't fix anything
go on so I'm here right foot's planted got a guy on me right I'm going get off me
get off me he folded me in half like a deck chair and then like a what like a
deck chair and then me knee has gone the wrong way and now I'm in a bad way
Oh, you'll get over it.
I hope so. Who wants my name to be football career?
What football fucking career?
Football career. We play every Wednesday. Going pro.
You going pro?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, you've got no chance.
I imagine he's told you about me footballing ability, it's far.
No.
It's more filling, really.
I've got him as my footballer, I've got the king there, you can't get him better than that, can you?
Yeah, but you know what?
Yeah, no you can't!
Wait till you hear this, wait till you hear this, he's not done what I've done.
Yeah, don't you fuck like me.
Oh yeah.
He's had worse injuries than that and look what he did with that, what was his name?
Ten of us.
Ten of us?
Ten miles. You've got through a minute.
Yeah, look at what he had to pass it a soar knee.
My knee was on the floor.
I had knees like that every now and again.
Three round.
This way, you idiot.
Oh, sorry.
Lift them up.
What both of them are the same, sir?
Oh, okay.
What's your name?
I'm confused. Right.
Mine by way.
They're exactly the same
Now long we go
Maybe I'm just pedantic
Maybe soft. Yeah
You have to go through what I go through
Really?
Don't I go through a lot?
She does
You don't know what pain is
I'm all in, don't you?
Yeah, me too
She should be selling it
Where would you like to go next?
Step down there
It took me an hour to get to the fucker's hut.
Right, we'll go downstairs then.
I'll just wait in your bedroom.
Well, I've got a lot of going in your bedroom.
Just to...
I'm back when you said I was in your bedroom.
Oh, she won't be able to chase you.
Come on.
OK, yeah, I'm going.
Pfft!
HE LAUGHS
Psst!
It's a bit of a f***ing bit.
Psst!
Ah!
Oh!
Ooh, don't fall.
Should we go in the toilet?
Yeah, probably should not.
It's a club, isn't it?
And you created it before Sunday.
It's all right.
I want to have a bit of this.
What is it, darling?
This is just a bit of the laundry.
Let's get it off.
Yeah, well, we wouldn't have it anywhere now.
This is just as fairly in route.
Is this what it's made of?
It's all right.
That's only mine else, is it?
No.
What's the name of the house?
Mum.
Can I think?
No, it's just a film star from years ago.
Ah.
Oh, that's Sophie in the ring.
What's Sophie in the ring?
That French actress.
From the other beach?
No.
She was in...
I'll get it.
I'll get that.
What are you thinking about, will we get there?
Give me some to my mum.
Oh, I'm not trying to say in Audrey Hepton.
Audrey Hepton, yeah.
Audrey Hepton.
See?
There we go.
Who's getting there?
He's having more stingsy.
Yeah, I thought you'd all muck up.
And in here, we've got a sauna.
Ooh.
It's not on at the minute, you can go in and film.
Well, I can tell that.
No, don't buy a sauna.
Why not?
I like his near-gakes.
The heat can't do it with my fibro.
Ah, OK, sounds.
Is this where she's swimming pool?
Ah, well...
I should have brought me, yeah.
It's very, like, swimming, yeah.
Steam room and a shower.
You like that?
Yeah, that's fine.
I should have brought some stuff, shouldn't I?
And, er, you'd fly like that?
You've got a spare bedroom, haven't you?
Yeah somebody's to look after some chest for a night.
A little spa there.
Yeah.
You'll get high on masseuse.
Yeah.
And if you want to go to the cinema we can do that for you as well.
Is that a fridge?
Yeah.
You know anything about that?
Yeah.
Oh, I wonder what that is.
Come on, that's a fucking bug.
Oh, yeah.
Hello, Professor Nick.
Oh, definitely want to be on that.
You want to go on the treadmill?
Yeah, come on.
Call 999 now.
Come on.
Let it go in.
Right.
Slowly.
I've never worked it before, so if you start running, get ready.
No, catch me.
Select work out.
Slow.
Walk.
Walk. Begin work out.
See, I knew I would do it.
That's too fucking fast!
I paused it. I don't set the speeds.
Low. Low. I think that's a low jump.
Oh yeah. I'm about to find out.
See, there you go. There we go.
What did you do without me?
Right, a bit faster.
A bit faster?
Hey, I like that.
One more?
No, that's alright.
That's alright.
One.
No, just a bit.
Up a bit.
Not made any difference.
Can I first come down?
There you go.
I'm going to let go, right? No weapons!
Look at this state of me!
I'm out of here walking!
Turn it off.
I'm sure of you!
We're on speeds of 1.1 at the minute.
So if you set, do this,
you'll be able to, your pace is about 54 minutes.
I'll be able to get me 10,000 watts a day in one hour with this.
Right, I'll have to save my legs, but what's that?
It's stairs.
Well done.
There you go.
That's your first workout completed, Tula.
Next, we've got a strategy.
No, I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do that.
I don't know how to do one step.
What's in there?
It's not very busy, is it?
No.
What?
I think it's going to be fuses.
What, like that?
I tell you, it's actually hidden, that.
What, it got inside it?
Yeah, it ripped the back out.
And then got in it.
Why?
Hiding in the back of my street.
Er...
Yeah, clearly in that kind of shoes.
There's anybody in the water.
And then of course here we've got the cinema room and the light switches are
I'm gonna fucking clue
On the outside
An interesting light switch, isn't it?
Oh, I thought you'd have like them chairs. What sort of chairs? Yeah
So you can get any cinema you want on there?
Any films?
No, it's a bit of shit.
Is it?
You can, but if you've got a DVD, you can watch the DVD and then that'll come out.
So the other night we were watching The Purge.
Ah, so you get it, put it on there and put it on there?
Yeah, and then that'll come on there.
But also we've got a projector here, so if you screen share you can watch whatever you want on there.
Right.
So.
Sorry.
Not bad.
Turn right out Chas.
Cheers Chas, a pretty shout out.
It's my turn, haven't it?
Yeah, I know.
But it's fucking Wage's okay.
What are you watching?
Okay, silly girl.
Look it down there, that'll be white and enough.
Fucking joke that, innit?
Why? Since when?
Exactly.
Oh!
Alright, so this is really...
That's where you just walked in.
And that's the kick-to-roodest in there.
And you walk straight through here.
You've got the living room.
But you've got the living room downstairs.
Yeah, but this is the one we actually showed him on. I'll take you. This is the one we're in the notes.
Who's left the plate, sir?
Oh, it'd be Chazza, Taze.
Oh, why don't you clean up after him?
That's a great question.
Fantastic question.
And then this is Ophel's.
And these are our cameras around the house.
It's a nice room.
It's nice, isn't it?
I think there's a bit too much glass.
I don't know because it's lighting a lot of light in here.
That's where Chow did you watch it?
He played stage 10 here in the BBQ.
See, I watched.
You did?
We can keep that up and take it into the kitchen and just get it.
No, I'm funny about it.
And then this is your bedroom now. This is the technical counter room. This is your room, Chaz.
Yeah, this is Chaz's room. Chaz's? Yeah.
You should be with a bit of a siding, wouldn't it? Yeah.
I'm not going to lie to you, Chaz. Neither should, neither should.
Oh, that's nice.
Who's Bronson on New York? American thing.
Yeah, basketball.
You think to that?
Chazza. That's Chazza's music. He's like to leave it in cameraman Chazza's bedroom.
Oh, you've got beds with me.
Yeah, it's that one you do, isn't it?
No cooking bed.
Oh, that's why you turned it in. Do you not speak? No. Because he told you to show up
last night, Cameron, when you don't speak. Oh, while I'm here, you can speak.
No, I can't.
You see, fucking can, it's my Cameron and while I'm here. Right?
Yep.
Where do we go now, upstairs? You've left out lights on.
Yeah.
The toilet in there as well.
You've left that one, haven't you?
You're thinking of your electric bill, still, aren't you?
No, no, no, I agree, but no one else fucking turns them up, so it's actually pointless.
Well, the electric bill's gonna be a bit...
Don't look at me, bum!
What? I'm turning off?
Turning off soon?
Is he dreaming of going first?
Is he dreaming of starting a new room?
You've got my room in the last two.
Right, come on.
Is it tight then?
Yeah, tight. There's more.
Right, let's go. No.
Come on. So you've got a new bed in the end, didn't you?
Yeah, might as well get an e-bed and chill it.
And you're going to get that painted down?
Yeah, not long as it'll go.
Get it out of the painting.
Got bin there, free rubbish.
The shower's terrible though, so you need to get a new shower head.
That's a new telly, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a new Samsung OLED 65 inch.
Will it cut your how long to get legs on?
Ten minutes.
five seven five seven a bit more 20 minutes
then I was shouting that you're out to do it more growing in there not really
causing the effort not for the work of everything
There we go.
Then here is my south room.
Oh, it's bigger than it looks, isn't it?
This is our street.
Oh, if you've got that fake dress put down.
Yeah, I should, sir.
You're not having these taken out, are you?
No, they're going to say, yeah, I'm going to go and pick my shirts up today, and then they're going to...
Because he was going to say you'd have to ask permission wouldn't you?
Well he did it.
Well he's got it, a little bit.
But also the landlord basically said deal with your wife as long as he bats her arm up when you leave.
Yes, so you'd have to keep these somewhere then wouldn't you?
Yeah.
Why don't you talk more than that?
I would miss this morning.
What do you think of this?
Where did you get that from?
The range.
If they don't sell it, you don't need it.
What?
That's the slogan.
Oh, why did you get it?
Because Tay's got it in me, and I had to put it in your room.
Someone made that for me.
Oh, that's nice.
Rupert Bear.
No, it's the jungle.
It's like Rupert Bear.
Rupert Bear?
Rupert the Bear.
Rupert Bear. Rupert the Bear?
The yellow one. Yeah, I thought you were on about Paddington. No, don't talk about him.
Well, why would you want so? Oh, Tay's got it for you. Tay's got it for me,
you know, between me and you. I think it's pretty shit. Well, it's not between me and you really,
now is it? No not really.
Ha ha ha. But yeah, that's...
It's got one of them dogs. What, a sausage dog? Yeah.
Do you want to give it to your mate? I don't think she'd want it really.
It's fine, I can't argue with her. You only see her about once
every two years. She leaps down south in front of us.
She's got her bypass. Oh does he live down there?
And he comes over, I appear outside.
Here we are climbing through, aka Beano's.
He's not here, is he?
Nobody's here because I want to see him.
Filming, he's filming somewhere today, down south.
But I would actually say he's the nicest out of everyone.
But didn't it keep your house tidy while it was?
No.
He turned me living room into his bedroom, and fucking closet all over the floor.
And he streamed from me spare room, which he turned to a trash can and the streaming room.
Fucking terrible.
Well you're not letting me back in, are you?
No, he will be never having me back.
But he has probably got the best bathroom in my opinion.
I bet.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's only got this one room on the side.
Exactly.
So yeah, he's probably got the bathroom in turn, the bathroom.
That's a really nice bath.
It's a bath.
That's a bath.
Go shower as well.
Yes, alright.
Oh, upstairs.
No, well, do a little bit a minute.
And then on our left there.
Oh, that's where Jake is room.
Jake is room.
Hello, Jake.
Hello, Julie. Take your seat.
May you sell for home.
No.
I'm joking anyway.
This is very strange.
Tony's got a very nice ear.
Take her garden straight away.
Oh, she's spying me secret buffering.
I've got it straight away.
See, Julie, why would you just head into me private buffering?
I actually have a proposition for you.
Oh Jesus.
What not?
If you just want to head over to the sink and we'll both lean.
Yeah, I mean, there's room for a sink.
I'll lean.
I'm just ween, ween.
It's just a spare two crook of that, that's how you do it.
So how long do you plan to chill around the house for?
As long as it takes us to get up our fucking stairs.
That's a valid point.
I'm actually hosting a water gun fight.
So I just want an influence to get both of us off.
No.
See that one?
Okay.
No, it's not, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
No, sorry, Jeter.
No, it's alright, I'll get it.
I'll get it.
It's really cool.
Maybe you look a date.
Yeah, I was only joking.
Well, I haven't got towels and everything.
Yeah, you lose towels and that.
What, towels there?
Do you have to drive afterwards?
No, maybe you look a date. Sorry, Jeter.
Do you like your music, do you like it?
Yeah.
Are you just staying there?
Not in bathroom.
Yeah, yeah, you're just staying there.
What kind of music do you like, do you like?
Old tandem, old tandem stuff.
Do you like the song Shallow?
Shallow.
Oh, sorry.
I don't know.
Yeah, that song.
If you want to come in, come in, Chas.
Does it have to be in your bathroom?
Yeah, yeah.
It's just immersive, do you?
That's not coming Chas.
Chas come inside. He's not been talking to me has he?
He's allowed to talk to my hands there.
He's allowed to talk, aren't you Chas on?
Yeah.
And you told me, right, when I was going on on the telephone about doing that TV stand,
When I got off the phone, you said,
Oh, family, family, you know, it's time to see them.
I did not say that.
You did so.
Come on.
Come on, what, you weren't dead.
I wasn't. I wasn't dead. I wasn't dead.
I wasn't dead.
Yeah.
Sorry, I took it too far.
They did get each other.
You can't talk.
They did.
You can't.
Shut your face.
Sorry, sorry.
You can talk.
Thank you.
And you can...
Do you think you can do it then?
So then...
Do you think you can do it that hard?
Here we go.
Why are you holding it in that way?
It's all right.
No, I miss you, I do.
Yeah, she's alright.
I like it, Sheila.
Nice to meet you.
Do you like it, Red?
I like it.
I like the song.
It's been a bit of a long time, so I think it's just kind of a one-time visit kind of thing.
It might be a couple of hours again.
What's up Michelle?
I'm not well.
Shut up.
Oh she's shouting me as well.
This year.
Oh she's shouting me as well.
Oh that's what they were hoping.
Shut up.
What's up Michelle?
What's up?
Come on.
It's that cheeky's ring.
It's alright.
And then upstairs we've got chasas and teases.
Do you want to go on chasas?
No, go on out.
That's why I didn't bring the stick.
Oh, like that.
So, do I have to find something here to be looked at?
What's this room?
That's Taze's room. I think he's in there.
Taze?
Can we make it?
Taze!
He's out with Rooney in there.
No, he came out of the hall.
Yeah, he didn't go anything out in there.
Well, of course I'll make it. It's himself out, isn't it?
Yeah.
Stinks.
This is Tej's room. He's got the nice, uh, balcony.
Oh, right, yeah.
Can't see only having one.
What, having one more balcony?
Out of here, I'm the...
naughty car.
I'm curious to see who our neighbours are still here.
Oh, they've got a...
They've got a bouncy castle up at the minute.
Well, you had one, didn't you?
And a bullfinch.
Yeah, a bullfinch.
That's where I feel them thingy is over there.
I thought you'd pull this in the house kind of thing.
It's not really a very big garden compared to the size of the house, is it?
No.
Well, that's the thing, when you're right in a house, you want to get a good house rather than a good garden.
It's alright, but I'm due for all this space.
Yeah, I've got the balcony there, so...
It's alright, you can sit.
It could be worse.
That's nice, sir.
Yeah, I like the view over there.
I've never actually been over there, I like going over there.
See what it is?
Oh, and? And what?
Tell you things, he's funny. Oh, does that? Yeah.
Bye. He bought this in preparation for when Spike goes.
Well, that's coming with me.
Yeah, I can't argue about that, funny.
There's this fucking stink in there.
Of course.
Fucking shit that door.
And there's Chaz, Chaz, Chaz is.
This is Chaz's room, yeah.
Not coming around Chaz, he's in the Chaz's house.
Yeah, and all that.
Where's Chaz?
Is that?
Is this his bedroom?
No.
That's what fucking means.
Sorry, Chazza Chazza is recording something.
He's dancing, he's the one who dances absolutely.
Help yourself, just because I have come.
No, it's not, is it?
No, because this is really fed up.
Yeah, that's nice of you, isn't it?
Do you want to call this again?
Yeah, it's like a card, right?
Yeah, but I need the name.
Oh, don't want this to get...
Is it like Charcoal?
Tuesday night?
No, it's Tuesday, yeah.
Like a Charcoal core?
Yeah, but I need the specific name.
Why?
Because I want to get my back wall this core.
Right.
So I can get that shit painted.
Chaz is also nice, he's got the nice little window there.
It's quite high isn't it?
Well it's even. Yeah.
Yeah, let's show you the man you said.
Oh, there you go. It's called Space Grey.
Space Grey, yeah.
Yeah, just chat. You're fucking unbelievable, you lot.
That back's a little strange.
Thank God, where you going now?
Yeah, he does a good bit of what he's doing, buying stuff like that.
Oh, apparently it's cannonball, right?
So we've been in the mall now, I'll click.
Yeah, we often have been in the mall.
Cast 5 out of 10 gifted cottoncasts.
Thank you very much, I appreciate the 10 fucking legend.
Thank you very much, Castlove.
I love being a slew.
No, but honest opinion.
That wall on the right is going to be that cannonball red.
Yeah, that would be a lot of red.
Yeah, when it's got a different colour on it.
Yeah.
We did actually look out to see someone who does their own paintings like that,
and we were going to paint it so it would seem like United or something like that,
but I realised I was 24 years old, so...
Yeah, third point.
I did also enjoy the picture of Carrick, me and Neville from Socorrid.
That would be stiff on the wall, but it's a little bit ego-tistical in it, so I thought
it would work.
You just count yourself on the wall.
Some people do.
True.
Right, so we go to the garden.
Yeah, let's go there.
Will any of you like a drink?
Yes, yeah.
I've left our bin on them.
No, I've got one on the car.
I've got a warm canal.
Well, I've got PG tips, don't worry.
All in the baths.
That's for the baths.
Yeah.
This.
Coming home with me.
I hope you didn't cheat your baths, baby.
Don't walk me car rapid.
You're right.
Right Chezza.
I'm doing good myself.
Good.
Good, good.
I can't believe you got this.
I said something to me, it's a cakey!
Everyone's holding.
Well, whether she's into it or not, that's what she's having.
I'm just gonna put it back for a kid at school.
Pretty nice though.
Where the glass is.
I think there's a phala.
Maybe.
Okay.
Where's the corpse?
It's a bridge.
We're off to do the fucking round.
Probably just have to wash my...
There should be more in here.
I mean, if Susan had me.
You know you're a doctor.
Oh, yeah.
She's always chewing.
Hold on, I'm gonna clean you up.
What do you like?
Does he feed on tases?
What? Still ordered?
Yep.
In strokes.
Oh, you should have a creamer just for them, mate.
I know. I agree.
Oh, creamer, you should wash it.
I've got nothing else better to do in the next seven hours.
What are you gifting off?
Stop taking it off.
Stop taking it off. Thank you so much, mate. I appreciate it. It's a really gifted.
Go on, I'll pass the, thank you very, very much mate.
That was because I made it.
There you go.
We put cold water in that for me.
Thank you very much, I'll make you, thank you, mate.
Thank you, mate.
I'll thank you, though, thank you, mate.
If your house hasn't taken your towels in that,
there's still a lot of them.
Or anything to wash your hands.
Is it downstairs, then?
Yeah.
How would you like to improve?
Help me.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Go there, I'll feed you the sips.
Nice and smooth.
On your left.
Are you left again?
Nothing, isn't it?
No spoons, then?
Nothing.
Nothing at all?
Nothing.
That's not a fucking spoon.
No, but I'll be in there in the washing machine.
Oh, there you go, gold spoon for Walter.
Um, I want bigger one.
That's not even wash lock.
Honestly, don't surprise me.
Let me wash it.
Go down up where it's written.
Good job, did not I get it? I'm telling you.
Mind your own business.
What about that one?
Oh yeah, it's cold.
It's a cup of tea.
See you up, Martin. My cameraman.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
Can speak.
You see, Pam.
Yeah, Pam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got to take him and be something as well when I've worked like Chazza.
I won't.
I've seen your nanatoma.
Yeah.
I'm watching ya.
I know, I know.
I'm not angry.
Don't forget, I'll be watching this when they get old.
I know, I know, I know.
That's why I saw ya last night, though, when I see ya.
I didn't.
Yeah.
Didn't you chat whatever you fucking told yourselves?
Yeah, chat, you were right with that.
Didn't I stand up, I think?
Don't I?
Is that what I've been showing?
Well, they knew that.
I think it is.
What's that?
Some drink that she just had a cold drink.
Where do you pour?
Sugar.
Put some milk.
Yes, sugar in.
Yes, please.
Make sure it's fresh.
I'm not sure when it was melted,
but it's definitely in date.
I'll do it on a six in date.
I'll just pour a bit of this on.
There's rum.
Just pour that bottom.
Oh, now I've still got one of your plates.
You've got one of my plates?
Yeah.
There are no more wonderful things to eat.
Oh, yeah.
Christmas dinner and a little bit of old.
All right.
The TK, do you want to?
I'm still watching. I play with you now.
Really?
I do, yeah.
You know what to do.
No one in the old scene, though.
I thought you'd go somewhere far.
I was going to pick up my framed shirts.
Right, yeah, you won't say.
I'll wait for you to pick up.
And then for you to say it's okay, I'll pick it up.
Miss Ten, sorry to hang up. Oh, who's sorry?
Chad, who is it? Officer? The Wi-Fi?
I don't think that connected to the...
Yeah, take those for me. Yesterday when I was watching it.
What was?
The picture of the...
Yeah, it goes in and out.
We can fix it, Chad. You'd have to give us, like, two minutes if you want.
Scotish, three-minute ten. I appreciate that. Thank you very much, Scotish.
You're a legend. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Scotty Slas.
One desktop for two minutes, I'm sorry.
Yeah, all right, right.
Chat, give me...
Okay, I'm going to nip up stairs.
You're going back upstairs, you're going to wait here and have that for a minute.
I'm waiting.
Right, chat, I'm going to nip up stairs.
I thought we'd still be connecting, but obviously it makes sense.
Second ingest. There we go.
Right, so, has it been bad the whole time?
I think it's been alright, hasn't it, really?
But it's just a few times it's been a bit bad.
beneath it all right sweet in and out okay did you all see it when she fucking
cracked me one fucking hell that's about that fucking yeah fucking I was just
fucking hilarious yeah you got that one yeah we got that one brilliant so funny
Yeah, I think we've been moved to third game as well, which is good third game on
on Monday so that's good that's very good mom did you bring the phone did you
bring the phone. Can I have it please? Go on, stop taking it off. Thank you very much.
We've got 1,500 bits, mate. Go on. Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you. Fucking legend. Do not fucking speak, whether she says you can or not. Then
I am your boss, do you understand me?
Thank you, much better.
No matter what she says, you listen to me.
Thank you.
I don't know who the fuck she thinks she is coming in this house.
Who is that?
No, I don't know about you, I don't know about Nana.
No?
Just don't pass out, thank you.
Coming into this fucking house, making sure she fucking runs the show,
show giving all the rules out she won't do fuck all mate. Oh I didn't see you on
them stairs then Anna. That thing you know. Chas won't be the only one not talking.
Just saying chat just saying. Oh what was that? I thought it was going for a run on
the treadmill. Very easily quick. Very fixable. Very very fixable chat.
Do you remember that? Do you remember that?
Are you on? Is the W green?
Yeah? Perfect.
You going balls on Monday? I will see you there, Jax.
Watch the clip. I'll watch it later. There's no rush.
I saw that show in the garden and stuff.
Aw, she goes to go in the garden.
You could have gotten shanked.
Ten-0 on JK. Aw, mate. She's had JK off today.
off today that is so funny when I think she's shouting me as well oh it's
absolutely pissing me self oh my god go on the Wi-Fi to go in the garden you
know what you're about yeah but it works it uses all of it
chat will be ready in a minute don't worry
you ready and a three two one two one hello hello should change now there we go
perfect right charge pysad once he's phone charging there we go right oh this
Samsung wallet. There we go. Right, should be fixed now, check somewhere else. So here I apply. Perfect.
I'm not in the first year. Enjoying your brew?
Not bad, brews aren't they?
I'm terrible at making brews.
Is that so?
Yeah, I'm not good at it.
Then for the brews that you make, who are the little ones?
The little ones?
Oh yeah, and then you might have to just hold them up there.
God, I've got no arm in the years that much. You were only a kid, eh?
I did about 13, 10 o'clock.
It's about 10, it's just something like that and you make me free brew, so I could just warm up in the microwave.
Yeah, I remember.
Yeah, and then we shake.
I drank him.
I don't know, at least he didn't drink him, that's fine.
Jack, let me just double check the gritty stuff, he's definitely gritty stuff.
It's still going to look like a tiny bit, but I mean, the majority of it will be fine.
Just give it a second, Arthur.
Right, would I talk to the garden next?
I'll just have a minute, bro.
Right, okay.
Did you all get going?
No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to rush them all away.
I'll just tidy up.
You're watching that.
Why tidy up after then, too?
I don't.
Can I see?
Well, we're not a team, it's a doing that to you.
Yeah, no, thank you.
Sorry, I've got what you do things.
I was just blazing it.
Very, very, very good.
Oh, we've got to do that, and you've done it. Put them in a bit.
Good job, you're not me.
You'd like to know, won't you?
Oh, definitely.
What do you think of Jakey? He's a bit weird, isn't he?
A bit?
I told you, I told you what...
I don't know.
I think I, but it's nothing wrong with his knee.
It's swollen, it's not.
He does it, you like the attention, don't you?
Well, they get it off me, don't they?
No, no.
You told him straight.
Yeah, he wants everyone to go,
oh, you are right, I'll watch out for your knee.
There's fuck all wrong with his knee.
No, wrong with it.
You can walk on it, can't you?
Yeah, look, and he can drive.
Well then.
What's the fucking problem?
Not like your injury.
You know when I watch you, when you're going live and everything, and when you're on
ballers, I keep hearing a ping every now and again coming on, like you get off your phone.
I said it's probably one of your phones.
Probably it will be, only when I'm at the ballers.
No, when I watch you here live stream.
Oh, but every now and then you hear...
And the men know you.
Yeah, like a little bit of a jingle.
Yeah.
Yeah, it happens on my stream.
Yeah, but for show, don't get it.
You probably just didn't notice it.
I know, I know.
Yeah, it's annoying.
Alright, I'll try and get to the bottom of it, boys.
Yeah, follow someone you do your live stream.
Caramel, very nice.
Oh, go on, let it in.
No, thanks. Just add sandwich in there.
One of them caramel donuts.
Do you have a cheese menu after?
Yeah.
From Greg's?
Greg's.
And a caramel donut?
Yeah.
I didn't want anything from Greg's.
I know that's why we didn't ask you.
So, what is it you wanted? Oh, you wanted something specifically from Trafford Centre.
Yeah, I'm picking me signed frame, me signed shirts up.
Is it my busy? Yeah.
Is it fine? Yes, it's fine.
Oh, well, it's fine.
Well, you said Trafford Centre now, but it won't be that bad, no.
Yeah, well, you said it before. Yeah.
Is it each other?
Yeah it is.
See?
Told him I'll lie here.
Yeah.
No, I don't look around with my eyes all the way.
Yeah?
Look at your face.
Change it.
Should I be here a lot more with each other?
Yeah, yeah.
Should we then?
Yeah.
Should I go around here everywhere?
Yeah.
I was just looking at him and he was speaking.
Yeah, and now you were looking at him. It's how you were looking at him.
What did I do?
Yeah.
So he's making sure he's okay?
And don't roll the kid once he's gone.
Would I?
Yes.
I fucking would not.
Yes you would.
I wasn't.
Yes you would.
You roll the kid and that's it.
Who is it?
Yeah.
You get next time to see the other.
I can't look back on the people as far as I'm concerned.
Who did it? It's the day.
Thinks each other.
Next time we'll see each other, what was he going to do?
I thought he said it to me.
Yeah.
Right, I want to know what's the difference
When they say they've gifted you money and these are the ones that they do.
So there's gifted shops.
Yeah.
So if you've got a shop to the channel, it means you don't get any adverts,
and you can use all the emotes, like emojis.
Right.
And there's animated ones that are that cool.
So then if you subscribe to the channel, you get them,
and you can watch them out on the adverts.
Oh, that's what I need then.
Why are you getting adverts?
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
Oh, Ty.
Well, I don't want to.
Speaking of gifted, go on, I'll thank you for the 10, mate, and I appreciate that.
Don't give me any more.
Thank you very much.
I'll give you many more until I sort this out.
Thank you very much.
I'll appreciate that.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
Right.
So, if I...
Why do you want me to have that first?
Does that mean that you...
Now, I'll get you the fucking answer.
One, do you want me to have that first, does that mean that you're going to get it fucking out of there?
Okay.
You pay for it.
Yeah, that's it.
People can subscribe.
Hang on, move this one.
You have to move your position into the earth.
So you can...
What's that when you say, oh yeah, thank you for the...
For the gifted.
For whatever it is.
Yes, Leon! 5 out of 5 mate, go on Leon, thank you very much for that.
Thank you very much, Leon, mate.
So Leon just gifted 5 random people that follow me.
I've just been given a sub, and then they won't get any adverts, and they'll get all the emotes.
Right.
For them.
Right, well what's the other one then?
If the subscribe is where you paid it, we know I've got it, but if you've already subscribed and you've given and you have more subscriptions, people that haven't subscribed are getting adverts won't get any of that.
Because I have to pay for the subscription, we get it out in a minute.
Fuck you don't get off, I wish we did.
I guess I got caught with that.
Right, you can take home the antlers off for me.
Yep.
Right, and get rid of them.
Yep.
That's all I want.
But okay, no problem, I can do that if you want.
Yeah.
What's the name of your account?
Angry Ginger's official nana or something, innit?
No idea.
Well, fuck that.
Money doesn't go on trees, do you, like?
No. Right.
Did you get the...
Oh, someone's gifted you a sub.
Oh, thank you, but I don't know where it fucking goes to.
I don't.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, now that means you've got no adverts.
Oh, thank you very much, you ever, it was.
Who was it, chat?
I don't know.
And then you do my daughter's tummy as well.
She's got one now. Right, there you go.
See what I can do Chatter when I come down.
Yeah, get this up side.
She's going to have a grafting.
You touch it, touch it, and I will be down here in the flesh.
Right?
No, what do you mean?
Because he will tell me.
I don't know.
And if you give him any dirty looks?
Yeah.
Or get rid of him, say, right, you're not fucking cameraman anymore.
P-45, the call, that, I think.
Yeah, well, he's staying.
Is it?
Yeah, he's not going anywhere.
Yeah, that'd be interesting, won't it?
Yeah, he's been a good cameraman to you.
I think you made the call though, didn't you there?
Yes, I do, because I'm your nan, though.
Don't you like me chat? Eh, come on, tell him he's in charge. What does it say?
It says yes, yes, yes, we love you, yes, ha ha ha ha, yes, Nan's in charge.
On the spell in your name, J-E-W-L-E-H.
Well, the fucking thick. J-U-L-I-E. Some of you have been spelt J-U-L-Y.
What's Tommy saying? She somehow looks younger than when she first came on, what a woman.
So, ah, they say you look younger now.
And I've had nothing done either, so you can get that out of your head.
She hasn't to be fed. See nearly 68. So what do you know?
What Papa just said! Who's sticky? Chasmeering.
I was trying to get you to say 67.
Now she's got an ear with. Yeah and I've got to deal with you.
Oh yeah the same, how's the teeth? Ha ha ha don't even ask about enough of them.
I'm waiting for the proper ones.
He told everybody on telly about the fucking tea.
She put it in the letter that I had to read out.
Yeah but it did come out on telly.
Did not?
No.
Did not put that bit in?
No.
Because when the thing had come out of the jungle, the colour was eddy,
it came over to me and it went,
it was Sanctrix and I went,
the dog went,
oh such a dog, it had teeth.
Oh, I didn't even put it in.
I had not watched it back,
I've only watched like seven episodes.
So all the world knows about the fucking teeth 27 gifted go on out. Thank you for the 27
That's for you. That's for you that won't say thank you. Thank you very much
I'll go on out play the 27 mate. Thank you mate. Thank you very much, man
My favorite tennis player in Michael Buble
No, how many times
How many times have we had that and don't start on the fucking Lego either?
I've got some Lego, do you want to see it?
Yeah, how big does it grow?
Well, it'll be fucking not going up anyone's arse, I hope it.
What the hell?
Tasha can build it.
Oh, I couldn't see how they would make it.
Yeah, please.
No, Tasha will enjoy doing that, won't she?
She's good at stuff.
Is there any pieces?
Should do.
You should have a date when you thought I'd say it.
2090, 40.
How long ago did I tell you that?
I'll be, because it's at the...
That's the world cup?
Yeah, I mean, is that the...
Is that the right size of it?
I think it's at the same size as the thingy, so yeah.
Is that the official size of it or be when it's built?
Yeah.
And I'm not fucking with all the copies.
Shut up, stay.
Hello there.
Do you want me to give you another?
Is that not it?
If she says you've done my work.
I love it, all right.
You're all right.
That's a bad thing.
You're just a log.
Yeah, not too hard, it's a little bit.
Oh, I'm sorry.
All right, yeah?
Yeah, how are you doing?
I'm working, mate.
You want to tell your take?
Oh, what?
Right.
It's a filthy bastard.
You there?
What?
That's it, now it.
You didn't tell him, no?
No.
I can tell you, he's staring at you.
I'm fine.
Come on.
What have we done?
He says, what, sit first?
Now I tell you.
What?
Sit first.
You're okay.
Right.
Right, that's what we do.
And you, you're a filthy bastard.
What?
I've gone round and I've seen places just like with food on your knife and part there.
Coming here, all your stuff's there again.
All you've got to do is pick it up and see it.
Right, if you haven't dreamed, why don't you fucking clean it?
Has that been blamed on me?
Yeah.
Well, it won't be, it was Chazzo.
No, was it him?
It was him as well.
No, of course not.
That hot Nando's shadow, but he's always at you.
That Nando's, you realised was too hot yesterday.
Oh, I have been.
I know, I have been.
I apologise now.
And you see that?
What's that?
See that?
Oh, my God.
That is coming home.
That is coming home with me.
Can you put a handle piece?
Right, have you seen that?
I looked after him for 13 fucking years, he was my dog until I got me other one that's
a bastard.
No, I had to, if no, it still wouldn't have stanched even though we ate me fucking foals
teeth.
It did.
So Spike has got him.
Exactly.
So why did you have it made?
He want me.
Why did you go on a business trip?
Exactly, so why did you have it made?
It wasn't me, it wasn't you.
No, it wasn't. I went with him because he's a soft-hearted saying,
Oh, look at me!
Would you like to have a treat about that?
You should have a little bit of your beer.
So this is coming home with me.
Then, when something happens to him eventually,
more than can happen.
Why have you brought a good moment up, Billy?
Excuse me, please don't touch that.
Are you getting a catch go on you or what?
There it is.
Put cold water in it and put that switch down.
You said you'd make a good brood, though.
I do, for myself.
Do you want a brood?
I'm not fancy, no, I don't.
You were right.
Yeah, fancy.
Can I have one?
Oh, order yourself, brood, did you?
That was this morning mate.
You were...
I thought it was a boy, though.
I thought you'd come up and you'd do that.
Paddling.
Where did you grow up?
What area?
Something flat, Salford.
Is that where you come all the time, yeah?
Oh, no.
Come from that shitty place.
Yeah, I mean, I've lived there the whole time.
I don't know, they've been shitty ever since.
You've got dreckles instead.
I live in shitty Eccles instead.
Where drugs is iron.
Yeah, shootings are fucking round about there.
You can't say anything about that.
You can't say there's some people there.
I don't know.
You can't say anything about that.
You can't fucking say anything.
I mean, I think it's possible.
Oh, like that.
Yeah.
At least I ain't it now.
Yeah.
Sure you are.
Go on, do it.
You don't have to look there.
You said.
It's fair, really.
He's being cheeky, and you look.
He's being cheeky.
I'm not going to say that you don't have to look at that.
I think it's because of the way that you clean up.
No, look.
Ah, you are so sorry for fucking cleaning up after me.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And I would.
Yeah.
Hey.
What?
Come on, give us that fucking dog!
Can I have a coffee then?
Yeah, it's your time anyway, is it?
Oh, he's going on about his need or something.
Oh, move dog from me, me!
Yeah, where is it now?
Me need?
It's still on, isn't it?
Me need, yeah.
You said you'd move dog from me, me!
Oh, yeah.
Shall I bring you that?
She's born now.
I've got one.
Hmm.
I can do all.
Well, I'll make it then, and I should add a few once, one.
Do you think so too?
You never made one, do you know?
I brought you up.
Have you ever eaten a little game before?
No, no.
You used to do that nice and I love what happens here.
Is it?
Did you make your own dance?
I mean, you made me look like a few quid and then...
You know?
Better than making a few quid or a few all, one ain't got me.
Yeah, I'll make it.
Cheers, mate.
I stopped eating all that.
He's told us on Whatsit what it's all about and I know that you'd have had a good laugh about it
Yeah, of course
Fucking hell, don't be dead so be under it if I did, innit?
Nah, I'm just watching it
Fucking get your arms up please
Is that your reviewer?
I'll see you somewhere
I know, see he's, we're having a water flight
No, we're not, oh, one day
Oh, he's on the cards, innit?
He enjoyed it, he had one
I'm not sure, is it, really?
Oh, no!
You only do it in Dream World.
He's creeping.
Have you said that? I've just said it.
I'm just fucking kidding.
I don't have to be told twice.
I don't know, but I'm letting him know.
Why is he creeping?
I'm just letting him know!
He's creeping.
I'm not creeping.
You are.
What, he's making me do that, do I?
It's better.
Do you think, really?
And you need a cup.
Yeah you did. It's good though isn't it, it's nice.
No, it's a mess.
It is a mess, you do need a knife.
Yeah but it's like a knife, it's like rough isn't it?
No.
No?
It is a mess.
Like a roughy mess though.
No, just a fucking mess.
Yeah.
You need sartan.
Just need some.
Thank you.
Smart ass.
Oh it's Jesus Christ, I didn't know that I looked.
You've been here yesterday.
I didn't know I had that on it.
I know.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I got a TV now, so you can stay here.
I haven't got my eyes out.
Oh, can you not sleep?
Did you hear him?
Yeah, I don't have two naps, unbelievable.
Yeah, so you bet the A's.
You shouldn't say that.
Oh!
You shouldn't say that.
That's coming in cold.
This is going on.
Come on, get with me.
Are you going to build that?
No, it's Randolph.
Your daughter.
I need you to bring it back here.
You shouldn't really buy Lego when I fill it up on the bill.
That's the fine buying Lego, do you know what I mean?
He's being cheeky.
My granddaughter's making it.
I know, but he's bought it.
She's better at it.
Who are you pointing at?
Yeah, who are you pointing at?
I just don't understand why.
Who are you pointing at?
I just don't understand why you buy Lego.
Who are you pointing at?
Sorry.
I just don't understand why you buy Lego.
Give it to someone else.
someone else
she's not giving it to her
he's not giving it to her
yeah i know but eat like you're buying
oh shut up jk
what are you doing here
stop
i'm just waiting for seven days
i don't know when to call it a day
yapper yapper fucking yapper
Anyway, I might go and chill upstairs.
Yeah, no worries.
No questions, I'm upstairs, aren't ya?
I might have done.
Yeah.
See ya.
See how nice when I chill upstairs?
No, I'm alright.
You alright?
We're alright, are you?
Is everyone alright?
Yeah.
You alright?
Ah, fine, thank you.
See ya.
Did you talk to the floor to meet these groups, you lad?
Thank you. See ya.
Did you talk to the Groot about making these brews?
Yeah, of course. You wash it and stick a bag in it. You put gold water in it.
You must be sniffing it about when he's feeding the taste.
Oh, yeah. And show him with you that.
No, I can't.
You put the first one anyway because he's had a washer.
Yeah, if you don't want to wash them, see ya.
And what are they?
Now we should be drugged you up.
What are you doing in your head?
No, I'm just asking how many you have for your birth.
Say that you want to be drugged.
The only way it should be drugged.
All of it, please.
You are drugged.
I think it's really sharp.
I don't think he's...
I don't think he's out of the world, he's hanging, washing, cleaning, everything...
What do you mean?
Who's this? This is nice.
It was...
Oh!
It's meant to be.
Hands off.
It's a little thing.
Knows me, granddaughter's birthday.
It's my first birthday.
Really nice.
Maldon's bought it for her.
I've got it.
Without me, it wasn't meant to be for me, but it's a bit fucking small.
I was telling him when I was buying it.
It's a kid's and he's took no notice and he bought it.
Everybody was sounding, it's kiddies back, who are up there, sorry for asking.
You got Jake there.
Jake is where that's the worst thing about.
Jin, can I have a walk-off with you?
Can you have what?
A walk-off with me.
No, a walk-off.
I don't remember, I must...
No?
No.
No?
No.
I didn't mind.
And if he said, yeah, you get no off me, so you won't...
No, you can't.
Oh, thank you for that, man.
Is that right?
You're getting your hands on that.
And if he brings it back and puts it in his room,
and I get told that any one of them has stuck it and come down.
Have you seen what they've been doing?
No, look, maybe if you will do it now, you'll say it.
No, the vet and I...
Have you ever seen what they've been doing to his room, though?
They keep running in, robbing, pepsimaxes out his room.
Yeah, and I've seen you going in as well, I don't think.
Hey, that was a bit of a thing, you know, I was just like, you've got to keep it up.
I know, I told you.
But you've got to be really sober up.
For what?
You want to text him, that's why.
You want to text him?
Is that why you took all of his room?
Because it's not his.
Oh, er, er, er.
When I seen him in there, I said, we have to get rid of these.
Yeah, I bet you did.
Yeah, because you went out from nowhere.
I don't mind, though.
Yeah, that's why you took him.
I don't want all kids.
Yeah, for, er...
Because I'm cold.
I'll be back soon.
Cat was doing the face.
You like the cold?
I don't mind cold.
I could call her.
That was quick, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was quick, that.
Hey, I can use you in some way, look at me.
Isn't that right, people?
He would...
He'd take it off me!
Who'd take it?
He'd take it.
I'd just pension up and that's all, look at it.
He'd forget where he got it all from.
Yeah, you've got money as well.
Yes, you're fucking out.
Look at that smile.
Hey, he'd forget he got all this off you.
I went to Joe's a pet shop couple of weeks ago, didn't I? Got me food and he said, can
they have your postcode? So... Don't say your postcodes.
He gave him the postcode right and they went, your ginges and everything, I said, how can
you tell? He said, by your voice. Yeah, I thought, that's fucking what's it, what's
word Michelle, comedy, say if we get with the fibre all that I've got. But that's looking
funny. You've got that. Yeah. Really bad.
You've got the fibre falling just gone. Do you know what that is? It's just in your mind.
No, it's not that. Well, it is it, yeah. You get it, did you? It's in your mind.
It was a joke, I think. Yeah, but I thought it after a few seconds.
Yeah.
You get a fire of fuckers on it.
Yeah.
Because, yeah.
What's that?
What do you can't think?
Well, your words are in your head, but they won't come out.
Ah, OK.
You're going to get a fucking shriking of me, you know.
Do I breed you?
Yeah, it's all right, Jess.
Make it a nice one.
Oh, like you mean to me?
You mean to me?
I don't want!
You mean to me or I'll come on, though?
No.
She's made you breed a stranger.
Yeah, that's none of her made me a breed.
You lying bastard!
Never.
Living up for two years don't make me laugh.
You liar!
No, you can't be going that far.
What about all the meals that cook for you?
I don't know.
What about all the meals that cook for you when you've got flicking what's it?
Covid.
Oh yeah, you can put it on the door outside.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to go on that.
You always find out cooking, don't you?
Every time we meet you know, he goes,
what's happening fucking now, is that what he says?
I can't believe you.
Yeah, well said.
Why?
You chat shit?
I don't know.
Because you tell fucking lies as well.
You all do when you're old together.
I don't do it at all.
Yeah, you don't.
I know, do you?
I bet your dad doesn't.
I don't, I like it.
Yeah, that's what got him somewhere.
You hear that?
That's the lie on that one.
You're right.
I don't even know your problem.
Mike, Mike.
Mike.
When are you going to use someone, Michael, innit?
Oh, hi Michael, how are you doing?
I'm doing fine.
So what you coming down for today?
I've been down all day, work's around the street, walk up off.
Ah, right.
You've seen other people?
Yeah, I saw the clip, yeah?
I've seen people beating the 1B1.
I'm not seeing that.
Well, tell you the story, the story.
It's an internet.
And what, see, do you stick up off?
Erm, I don't play that.
Good job.
Do you support?
Who do you think?
I'm sorry?
Who do you think?
Shit.
Please.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, I should have got that.
That's the only team going.
You should have got that for me, said shit.
Yeah, right.
And you'll get shit right in a minute.
I've not got much bad road fog today.
I wouldn't be able to do that, would I?
Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do that.
She's got a lot of meds.
Look, now she's not lonely, she's bad at one thing which is she looks like she loves it.
I've seen your tablet today.
Yeah, so I've seen you do that.
I've seen you do that in two minutes and then you make yourself work.
I asked him a minute ago, he was in there half an hour ago, oh shut up.
What did you do to me else?
Show me.
Yeah it's alright, it's at your bedroom.
He's two at the moment.
It's going to be a rush this morning.
Please.
I don't know.
Anybody touch that and they're in trouble.
The brook?
Can I try it?
No.
Right, where's this thing?
You've got a sign now, you're out there.
Yeah.
Save it, mate.
Put that down!
And leave it there!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, she said it was too small before.
you're left as well eh? Yeah I know.
All right. Yes I mean we never actually go around there, there's got a nice little waterfall or whatever.
Well it's on anyway. That was to fall at your house if you put in your house.
Now I've seen it. You're not far at mine, I've put it mine. You might have said something like that.
That great deep thing that's gone rusting with that pipe that goes over it.
On your right hand side, before you can go.
You've got a little bit of deck in here.
Oh right, yeah.
There's normally a water coming down to the next line, but we can't.
It'll make you take the shape back to the drive.
I bet that's nice when there are...
Well, it's all costing, no?
Yeah, exactly.
Considering we're never out, there's no point in us having it.
What's the way you go each other?
What do you do?
New area, isn't it?
Any questions from Dan by the way?
Can I get him in and I'll ask him a question?
Yeah, when you're fucking off!
Right, I'll have to up you down here.
Wait, do you mean go down first?
Er, yeah, go on.
Cheers.
I bet you're thinking fucking hell she's old, ain't ya?
Yeah.
All our rents are going up and everything, right?
Yeah.
In the paper yesterday, with this bloke, that blew his house up,
because they said they made the rents to buy.
So he blew his house up?
So he blew his house up.
He's not using papers and everything.
And he's doing that?
I thought it was great.
This is the garden.
No shit.
This is where we're going to get a football net that goes up there.
We've got a small one there.
Do you want to score a goal?
Well, I think it'll go all the best.
I thought you fucking don't be kicking it out.
It will.
Just put it in like that.
Julie.
Oh, hold on.
Julie, to win the game for England.
Julie!
I know.
Top wins.
What's your celebration, Nana?
Oh no, too old for that.
Erm, then we've got...
Why is there only one chair?
Because the rest of them are all there.
Ah, right.
Yeah.
Got a bit of confetti because we filmed something yesterday.
I don't want to go too much into details on that chat.
Yeah, but you can tell me after.
Where's the swimming pool then?
The swimming pool. So this is on the...
Fedic!
Yeah, people get confused. It's not actually a swimming pool.
Erm, it's like a wave machine.
So you swim against it and it's good for your career.
Ah, right!
A bit bit takes up a lot of electric in that though, doesn't it?
Well, unfortunately we've never used it yet, so I'm hoping, hopefully not.
Are you all right getting up here?
Right.
So that, you know, it's all the way to the end and you swim against it.
Right, I'll be back.
I'm not even too far, I don't think we've had to open this yet.
Yeah, so that's it, so you get in there, it'll fire the jets and then you swim against it.
That'd be alright, wouldn't it?
Yeah, it's quite warm, I thought to be fair.
It looks clean.
It looks clean, but I can't really assess it.
That's what I mean unless you're under this one.
It's got the chemical in it.
Yeah, you've got to be careful with the wind in there.
It smells like oil.
Yeah.
It stinks.
That's the accuser.
Oh, isn't it?
It's working now, isn't it?
Yeah.
That's the accuser, that.
That's the accuser, that?
Yeah.
That's the fucking accuser.
Yeah.
I do it.
Come on.
Fucking hell, man.
You've got to go over to that, don't you?
That is a good cat.
Well there are your buttons there.
Is that for there though?
No I thought maybe there you go.
Hey that is a nice thing to do so much.
It's basically like a stand in the queues in it really.
So it's close as you get in there.
And it's like a small thing.
Yeah.
They're all just training you.
I thought I thought he was thinking.
Oh we've got a stand up.
Yeah.
It's clean, yeah? Yeah.
Have a go later.
He's got a swallow up, mate.
He's breathing it in.
I won't talk to you trying to have a drink anyway.
Absolutely.
You should have something out of your way.
Him in there, Jetta.
I'll have to, won't you?
It's a small sparse, if you have a ducuse of it there.
All right, OK.
That's too much pop.
They've got a Jetta somewhere there.
Yeah, so that's not really big ways.
You can't show it against us.
It's all the same, we've been down on it.
Where?
Yeah.
I think that's just the jade tide.
Well, it says on and off.
Yeah.
Well, that's just the way you turn it to take it on and off.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's not doing anything, does it?
No.
It's far.
That'd be alright in the summer, I wouldn't say.
You've got to do that Morgan, swim the gaze a bit, exercise as well, like that.
Oh, that's it, boy.
You get your D-plaster, 30% off.
A little bit of watching, I think.
Oh yeah Lord, you hear it.
Get one, get two.
Get three, get four, get...
You make it look really better.
Now you.
Good luck.
All right.
Man.
Yeah, let's get in now.
Yeah, you go.
I'll show you if you can answer me when I'm using it.
I don't know what you mean, I don't know what you mean.
It's really good, it's really good, isn't it?
I bet you if you're not going to do that...
And all they might do is throw this stuff.
Get anyone in and take this.
It's like one, it's like one, so it's hard.
It's true.
Yeah, I could certainly do this stuff.
It's like one, it's like one, so it's hard.
It's probably not.
It's the most amazing car I've ever seen.
I think it's the chair that they drove.
Take you for the Tokyo Boat together.
Hey, can we get over there?
Yeah.
Is there any chance you might be stuck?
No, you don't have to.
Do I go in there?
Yeah.
I don't.
Oh, there's that second incentive.
That's the big one, isn't it?
I've got it.
I've got them with the OZ.
Square water up.
They've poured in water out.
No, sir.
That's your problem.
No Chad I'm not pushing her in.
She falls in accidentally that's all I know.
There you see a wild sulphur nana, very natural habitat.
Walking up this stairs.
Don't know what else to say, brother.
Don't have to turn it off.
That's the control panel just for this, I want it.
I think it's much to come up like that when it comes up after fucking seven minutes, don't you think?
Leave it off. Well, it's like that, I'll keep it on, if you think.
It's just in case you need it.
Yeah, I forget, you know.
Right, let's go and see where my fucking nannies wandered to, you know.
There we go.
Finishing the brew off.
Finish your brew.
Yeah.
Come on, let's get going then.
What do you think of that?
No, I don't think so.
All right, help us then.
What do you think of the house, Sam?
Oh, it's great.
Great. Are you going to move in?
Some manager's there.
Oh, yeah.
I can't speak at all, I fucking...
I have to have a good room.
What kind of manager's is?
Yeah.
I'll see you sure it suits you now.
Right, thank you.
The suit's there.
That's a good one, too.
You're going somewhere now, aren't you?
Yeah, you might as well say again.
I'm going to start, will you?
What are you doing?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Right, see you later.
See you later.
Before you go.
No, I've had one.
No, because it hurts.
It's been done a sec.
I knew.
I've had one.
Nice to see you.
And you.
It's real after that.
Yeah, and you've been here yourself.
I've been, I'm moving better here than I am.
Yeah.
You coming out of the car?
Yeah.
Bye, guys!
See you later.
Bye, guys!
See you later.
Bye, guys!
Have you got a spare battery on that?
No, it's on the camera, yeah.
That's the backpack.
Take a look, please.
It's a big one.
Oh, it's a big one.
I'll put it in.
Put it in.
I'm going to chat, check in.
On 23.
Who's chaser?
I'm the worst game on the planet.
Oh, Jake is?
Yeah, can you give me 10 seconds?
Have you enjoyed today, chaser?
Yeah, I'm going to miss talking.
Yeah.
I'm going to miss it.
If he threatens you, just get in touch with me.
I will do.
You'll tell me.
I will do.
Yeah.
I'll let you know.
What's he doing?
Getting the battery on?
Yeah.
Getting something for you.
Repeat, getting slept now, won't you?
Shout it out loud.
I didn't have your shoe.
Yeah, no worries.
I'll see you later.
I'll try.
I'll see you later, Julie.
Look after yourself, love.
You can remember I'm always there.
Oh, dear me.
I'm always there.
And you need cash when you need it though.
Oh yeah, what do you like me?
Should I rub it?
Just help you anyway.
I love you.
Come here Chezza.
I don't have any fucking lip off him.
As soon as I've gone go there.
Let him give you a funny face or anything.
I won't as well, I'll respect what you say.
It's that ultimate combo now in the car.
Telling each other.
You've had it.
I love you.
Cheeky bastard.
Say it suddenly.
Hey.
Is that what stinks?
This is going on with my...
Yeah, don't take it.
Watch your...
Oh, you've got it.
I'll see ya!
Love ya!
Chat I'll say bye.
I've got my stuff.
Alright, we'll see you then mate.
Bye chat.
What you saying?
Yeah, you say bye chat.
What's that?
No, I know they're just saying they're saying bye.
Bye!
I'll see ya!
See you then mate.
Stop fucking talking!
Who's dead?
You should not be saying anything.
She's not your boss, do you understand?
What I say fucking goes.
You're gonna start talking?
Good.
Sorry about that, chat.
Can't wait to listen to that.
Fucking joke.
Fucking joke, that.
Think you're a fucking funner?
I'm a beanie now, nice one dick, can.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
fucking chucks this, the cameraman has a
just has the chin
im only going to fucking slap
fucking reining-
Kenny vectin on that slap
we'll do a batch of chain before we get into the car
what? batch of chain before we get into the car?
hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on
We're going to do a bachelor's change in approximately three, two, one.
oh my phone and my other samsung
am i waiting in the car
i already miss her
miss having a voice
i'm glad he's mad
Well, we get the feature, taking all the boxes today.
Any minute now I don't want King vomit but I'm still coming in sick I'm getting cold
off someone.
Who am I getting cold off?
I swear to God if this is my mum now.
Thank you mum.
Hello mum.
Hello.
Hello mom. Hello. I'm just working at the minute you live on stream
Why are you stream sniping? Hello mom. Hello. Hello. Mom, mom, you click farming, I'll be honest.
Why are you stream sniping? Because we like watching you. Well yeah I know, we'd have to call me on the job.
Hello?
No Jesus, the cast, we saw it right.
Please come back.
Bum, da, da, dum, da, da, da, da, da, dum, da, da.
Bonjour, bonjour, m'n'n'n'ness you.
Put me phone on charge.
Hello, chat.
I'm not going to be able to see you click just for a minute, probably.
Nice.
Right
Home
Apple wouldn't even go on chair
Is it gonna be a long journey that's the question we're wondering where the keys
Open that now
We're in chat, we're ready to go in a minute, do you not worry?
Of course I can mate.
To do some self-logging in a minute,
Chaz is reporting he's following me back.
He's waiting for the satnav to load.
And then we're good to fucking go.
Let's go baby.
Alright, wonder how...
Ooh, there you go.
Well, that's always great to get Nam back.
We'll get on some more streams if you want chat.
Playback night
So we get now on some more charge as we chat them up having the next of the barrel man
Can't tell the back that's making enough why would it be off
That's just through the Wi-Fi now
What?
What's your problem?
Jack, if we're...
If we're crash-ticking, you're fucking
part of the same anything to me, Tom.
We're alright, I'm pretty sure.
Our connection there was just fucking...
...
I'm almost done with that.
Can I have some fucking music, please?
Fucking hell, man!
Fuck!
Oh, my fucking god.
Fuck!
fucking god
all over
i need to fix some fucking music
there we go
has it done
spotty five
Here's the shot.
Here I am, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Right, chat.
I try and get it all done.
you
You
the fucking Julie man you're gay nanny alive on stream still
I want to speak to Chateau
hello right he's been going on here since I've been gone
he has answer no he's been alright fucking kill you yeah
oh no it's so much trouble when I think I'm not a senator Finn
I've not said anything!
I fucking kill you!
Tell her I've been nice!
Oh, bitch! You can tell her!
Fucking tell her!
Oh, there's the monster!
I can tell! He's upset your auntie, Chazza!
No! No!
Yes, he is!
I haven't at all! I haven't at all!
No, he's talking shit to try and get more money out of me, Julie!
No, don't come fucking do your own shouting. Yeah, sorry, Nana
Respect yeah respect
Are you all know don't shout in the no no
No, it's all stupid, you know how long it takes
Yeah, sorry, I should have known that
Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm nearly at my destination if you're interested
Alright, yes, you're a most toy-wearing-out.
Why aren't you?
Because we want a golden B-way or the A-way or whatever fucking thing it is.
Oh, the A-roads?
That's it.
Alright, well the motorway's quicker if you didn't know it.
Yeah, we don't want to.
Alright, you like the scenic route?
Yeah.
Alright, I can't complain at that then.
Nice, something just...
Stop talking.
Say it again!
What?
Cheddar!
No!
I'm gonna get the phone number off my computer for you, right? Your phone number.
Yeah!
Then we've been talking private, right?
My mum doesn't have his phone number.
Yeah, she does.
She fucking better not.
She does.
Why? She got your phone number?
Hey!
Hey, Morgan!
Yeah, you alright?
Shuss it!
Sorry.
Shuss it!
Sorry.
Right.
So Cheddar!
Yeah, don't get upset anymore love
Yeah, calm down and if he says if he gives you do some looks or says don't talk just say Nana said the heck could
Yeah, that'll work. That'll work
Yeah, well it'll work on you and see you will it yeah
Yeah
I'll see you again sometime, love you.
I love you too, I'll see you in a bit.
See you again sometime, Chaddough.
Stop talking.
Shut your fucking face, Morgan.
I'm not joking, you know me, I'm a joker.
I'll see you again sometime.
Alright, love you, bye bye.
Love you, bye.
Bye bye.
Don't think you can act up when she's on the phone, because I'll fucking...
I'll wait till the phone's over and I'll fucking do you, innit, brick?
Not ass, mate!
Sorry again, chat about that. You need to fucking learn his place.
Last night you were in my room, and now my bear she smell like you, I mean, free cover
man chazza, fucking bollocks mate.
Fucking joke, piss me off, ruin me song, ruin me song.
the next one I'm trying to think where to repart yet closest to the shop we need to go to chat
that's my question in and out job this one shirt out one shirt out one shirt out one
I'll get him in get in get out get fucked back on
What's that this guy just
I go chasing you, chasing you
Love is turned to dust
Here's the warriors, I got you
I got you
Running, running, running, running, running, running, running for myself
Oh boy, how do you win it all?
Running, running, running, running
you
You
your flag
Let's be fucking quick.
Let's be fucking quick, Jack, no fucking about it.
Let's be quick.
Ace that one, on the hip, on the top here.
I can't get the chap here, I'm going to be a child, he's molding.
Give it a second, give it a second.
I can't get it, I'm only in it, quick, I'll have it.
Also, my every decision that I make is as you go.
Just remember that.
Can we show my name?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, you don't play that?
It's okay.
Sorry, I can't remember.
No, it's alright. You can say it's alright.
It's going to be a fucking toughening out job, mate.
By the way, here's a horror.
Look at that.
A horror for the United.
And there's Mo.
Wouldn't the United make your move before Jakey?
Mate, it's going to be fucking interesting on this.
And there's Moe, wouldn't you like to make your moves and throw a jakey?
It might as well be a fucking interesting on this.
This should be an in and out job, what do you reckon ETA time cat?
It would be a fucking long one, could also be a quicker.
Nah, I reckon it's, I reckon it's doable.
See, I'm just, nah, I definitely don't think I was.
I reckon we're all right there.
Okay, go for it, mate, yeah?
I wonder if they're in this one?
Okay, mate, yeah?
What do you want to take in all of them?
Well, thank you. Have a good one mate, yeah?
Right out there.
Do we get any, any of you see my money or anything?
Oh my god, they've got the Latin one.
Oh, here we go, the prize possession.
Look at that, look at the photo at the bottom as well.
Unreal.
That man is going to start it fast, crazy.
Unbelievable.
It's going to get thrown at all.
What the fuck do you want to do with that?
We're going to talk to him back there.
Share it.
Okay?
Yes sir.
Thank you.
I'm not going to have...
How do you have it?
It's a very low stream, we've got it.
Right, okay, sweet.
Would you like to try it for me once?
It's just...
Worth it, I won't have to fuck you.
I'm not having a thought, yeah, that's alright.
Yeah, I can see it, but I might as well do the nifty car and come back.
They're going to be unreal in the background chat. They're going to be fucking unreal.
Should I give it a go? Yeah, he's my hero.
Oh, it's over.
Put it on your back.
Yeah, love that.
Shout out to you if you're watching.
Yeah, it's massive.
Right, well, thank you very much, mate.
I will take this one first, I reckon.
Actually, I'll come back for that one, I'll take this one.
Right, chat.
I'm not gonna look at the chat.
We're gonna re-open.
We'll be back in a minute.
There we go.
Yeah, I'm just gonna back that one.
Yeah, I'll come back for them in a minute.
Alright, thanks for the minute.
Alright Jack, let's go, go, go.
Put the fucking apples and pears in straight to the water room.
Bang these in the boot.
Oh, no way!
You're alright there?
Yeah, I'm good for you.
I'll be in the top of the chain.
Yes, yes!
Feel a bit late.
First two, piece of piss.
What's your camera again?
First two good timing there.
First two fucking great timing.
That's what 5-10 makes out, that's closer.
Don't mind that at all.
Can I see the challenge that's actually bearing?
I can't remember half of what he fucking tries, I don't know if I fucking knew that, but there
he's unbelievable, that's his angri-ging in Arabic, that's his angri-ging in English, English,
I can't fucking speak it, never mind read it. Unreal.
They're mental. They're fucking unreal then, I can't lie.
I'm fucking busy.
Right on there.
Lock me up. Probably the best thing to do now.
What? Perfect. Right, two more to collect.
Which house is your favourite one? Mine's Socrates.
Oh. You OK?
OK. You all right?
I'm good to meet you.
Good.
You want me just fucking floating in front of people to say hello?
Socrates, Sidemen.
Oh. The big Socrates one, the red one, Sidemen one.
I think it's an interesting one because it's like I'm not based on this on who's on the shit and based on how it looks.
I think that because it's an all-white sheer with a little mark on.
That's why I think if I'm right, just look the best.
Blue bag, I've literally got a blue bag on my camera.
So what I'm going to do, I'm going to rock.
I didn't think of this at the time.
I'm going to get my jungle shirt, get a gold pen,
and then every time I see them, everyone that was on the show,
get them to sign it.
Is that a fucking bummer like they are rock?
I think that's a fucking bummer like they are, Jack.
I believe Ruby's in Manchester and Monday.
So I'm hoping, hoping we can get it on them.
Yeah
Fucking team push me on the fucking up first hand
She might stay over in it you never know
Okay, I've got it. Yeah, go for it.
So this is like, this is, someone just keeps shouting, ginger, the fucking...
Okay, what's coming back? Yeah, this one, mate, I'll be as quick as the first one.
Okay, I'm going back in.
Thank you.
You're welcome, mate.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
So you ain't got a video?
I used to have a different laugh.
That's the last one.
Yeah?
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
First?
Yeah.
Thank you very much mate, thank you for your business, thank you very much mate.
That is fucking unbelievable. Unbelievable. Okay.
What the f**k you ever?
There's a f**king city store!
What a f**king surprise it's enter, no f**ker in there!
There's another city store!
Oh, fuck, he tries that sort of fire, Jack.
What's going on?
Fuck.
Oh
Fucking hell!
Right, I love your car
Cheers mate
Soccery one is definitely bigger ain't it? I wonder why he's the same size shirt
He's got more signatures maybe yeah, yeah
Oh, my God!
How are you, honey?
Oh, my God!
Okay, okay.
Oh, my God!
Okay.
You know, I was a little nervous and I couldn't make it.
you
You
She is amazing
that I never knew, never knew all the things you say
they were never true, never true in the games you play
you would always win, always win
but I said for you today
watch me pour as I fix your face
when it burns while I cry
because I heard it screaming out your name
Your name, I shall fire to the rain
We were all set to the flame
And it felt something like
And I knew that that was the last time
The last time
Sometimes I'll wake up by the door
And I'll keep going
I am going to rest my voice a little bit
Just for the dance later tonight
but that is an unbelievable tune. Give me another banger.
Go on. It's a new one. It's a new one. Just before you do that, I'm going to play mine.
Hey, do you have an eye, Siri? Wait, why don't I ask? Yeah, go on. Hey, Siri.
Play, I love it, I love it, I love it. Is that the one you're going for?
Now playing, I love it, I love it, I love it by Bella K.
This is going off. I need to learn the lyrics.
Full volume.
Full volume, Jack!
It's new-o!
Oh, I feel it's really hard to break
What a song!
It's the little things you built, the least you've been
I'm way real too fragile
Maybe you're telling me
I've never been here before
Disappointing
Life's been very sad
Has it got to yours? Has it got to mine?
You're bad
Yeah
But real good time
Oh, and I lie to you
If I said it wasn't for you
Yes it did
Look at me
you
You
Fucking mad cat
Suzie what've you done you mad bitch
Suzie you're a fucking legend. What've you done me fucking freezing 25 fuck off
I'm going it's fucking suzie probably fucking is suzie
Sorry, sorry
Suzie
If ever there's 25 love, you're a fucking legend.
Search.
U.
C.
Fuck, I'm muting it.
Stop, play it again, you dick.
Play it around with me.
Hey, Siri.
Play right on me by something.
Hey Siri, play Rain On Me by Sam Fender and Olivia Deane.
Rain Me In by Sam Fender.
Oh it's Rain Me In, not Rain On Me.
Awkward.
I
by the carnage of the night
Little bit windy
it seems joyous, but it's bright eyes
I say close
every flux to the moon
that is our cause
I know the part is when he is so mad
I could use a trick and call it the same
I wish I could do what these folks like
I used to do
Cause now I was just going so mad
We're carrying whatever we pay
To be down here
This is a sailor's boat.
So please come right in the middle of the boat.
Please come right in the middle of the boat.
Ah, the Christmas boat.
So I sail as well.
This one better.
Yeah!
It smells so great.
What is an X-Tron is not where it goes
It's a cool home
It's a new home
The long way in the world
And it is
It's so free to the heart
Inside
They've been doing so well
Yeah, I was just scared to be filmed just taking this wedding
I'm the biggest thing in the world
Oh, my God, it's the fucking learner car
It's the fucking Audi, what was that Audi R8?
No
It was some sort of Audi fucking R8, it was similar
It was an Audi
Please don't rape me
I
That's the case of the Chardale, the Chardale.
That's the end of the world.
We're just back home now chat, we're just going to be waiting to reverse the vehicle
on for the drive remove the shirt from the vehicle I didn't go for that
oh gates are opening aren't they
See you while I'm fucking good at driving. I will give myself credit there.
I've got a camera so I'm in the back too far.
That's not the break.
Very fortunate.
Very fortunate I didn't park somewhere else but if that was near the skip I was fucked.
Well I've had a brain fat there.
Very lucky I can't lie.
Wow.
You alright Chas?
Did he just speak, did you?
Thumb up or down?
I missed him.
What?
I don't think so.
Keep talking, you'll never see him again.
Is that a threat?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, mate.
Yeah, I can't move the door.
You got the lock?
All right, Ed.
There you go, Ed.
All right, no worries.
Nah, yeah, it's all right.
Just take these in for me, please.
I want me to move the door, but I'll open it quick.
What do you need it for, mate? You can't have them in there.
Cheers, mate.
I'll just put my door in if you want, thank you.
Thank you.
That's Affimity, he's in a rush and yet he's willing to hold me, I like that.
Looking good job here.
I'm sweating.
Oh, watch here, sis, I forgot.
Oh, it's just a saccharidole signed by every single player by one.
Yeah, cheers mate, thank you, it's a little bit mate, have a good one mate, cheers.
I'll get him.
Show me something.
Fuck you open the door for me as I was a good lad.
Oh, he's taking your life.
try to take you live
yeah he's going high aral
let me just see if it goes back to the W
yeah it's really easy now
it's easy to know
now the middle of the E
which is the E right now
um, and this is back to the W
so it's the carabatter
Jocular Sweats Carrier Batteries in 5, 4, 2, 1.
She was short skirt, I wear t-shirt, she's cheap, count to that, I'm in the pictures,
leaving by the day, when you wake up the time, you're what you're looking for, and-
I'm sick!
shh shh
Wrong
Oh.
What?
There's no point in appealing it, because I've obviously done something, but I don't know what I've done.
Yeah, so for some reason, oh, and that's froze as well, but they can hear me.
So I'm not sure what's going on with that part there but we're hello, we are here.
Oh you alright Jake?
I'm also here, how are you doing? You good?
I was.
Just like you know.
So you walked in?
Yeah, no I was.
Yeah, nice to see you too.
Just like you know, I'm going out getting some water from this, what colour do you want?
There's a little fucking twat in traffic centre walking over water, but if you want it,
it's free every time you walk past you.
And you'll act as if you're not doing it.
He was playing the obvious when you were watching, put the gun back in his pocket, but you don't acknowledge it, because then he gets what he wants.
So you think you're doing that now, so then you're going to crash out?
Yeah, but he won't watch the stream now.
Don't need to call him a dickhead for you.
You're a fucking dickhead mate.
Someone ex my car.
I went to Tesco, they want me going there again.
Someone ex my car.
Well that's band slapping when you're a global superstar like yourself, Jake.
I'm getting sick of all this humble act.
Meet that mate. There's one minute, chat.
I don't know. You have to try and look at what bathroom it is.
I don't know what it is.
because there's a blockage, and it's the one near the sauna in Surrey.
So I hope the one with the sauna and the steamer is that one.
Cheers, Chas.
Cheers, Chas, do you have a camera in Chas?
No, I don't want a water gun.
Don't want a water gun?
Yeah, where I'm going to water fight?
I'm not. I'm at the darts.
What do you mean you're at the darts? You're not here.
The darts, it's on. I'm going.
When are the darts? Tonight?
What time?
Half six.
on you. What are we doing here? What are you going to the darts? Oh sorry I don't want to go.
No no, genuinely sorry I'm not going. I mean I'm in a water fight. No you're in a water
fight as well. You're having a water fight wouldn't you? Because you're not letting me know.
Tell you what what's going on in here. He is here. He's not, he's just left with ever.
What do you mean he's just left with ever? He's just got an Uber now and ever and he's going home.
What so you're gonna leave your streamful to darts?
Correct?
You think you're just gonna leave him then?
You're trying to guilt-trip me?
I'm not trying to guilt-trip me.
I'm just gonna do that long stream tomorrow.
And also, I've had a man for a long time, I've been live and it's not like I've not been
live there.
What's that?
I'm gonna stab this child, but it's alright, I'm gonna have another in five days.
It's alright.
I'll get one of the balloons tomorrow.
You're leaving him and it's not on.
You're staying on around the water fight.
So you've planned the water fight thinking Tazie's there, Chaz's there, Bino's there, and I'm in.
Any reality? Not one person is going to be here.
You're staying?
I'm not.
Because I asked you that. You're going to walk in there, you're going to stick a white top on and we're going to have a water fight.
Why do I need a white top?
Just because it's summering and it brings out your air.
I'll be honest, you've really really upset me and you've let me down.
You've let me down? Why? Because I have to look at you every day now.
Oh, is that Dan's?
Turn on.
You broke it. I think he's dead.
Yeah, he's passed away, unfortunately.
It's boring, I just planted it really.
Yeah, I was not going to plant mate, it's crude.
Right, so what we doing about this water fight then?
I don't want to fucking do a water fight!
Chad, do you want me to do a water fight?
Did you see that cunt in Chaffers keeps squirting me?
Yeah.
You don't know?
He's good at it.
I couldn't know.
I've had a miscall for me, haven't I?
Do you chance actually agreeing with me for once, other than the other triads?
Fuck off.
Getting the whites out, water fight.
You alright, Julie?
Hello?
Aye, I love you alright, you're on stream.
Will you tell fucking Jacob to shut the fuck up?
You can hear ya.
I know it's fucking time we cheer up about a fucking water fight.
Right, Julie, if I have this water fight tomorrow, will you come?
No.
Oh, why is it being so hard to get, like genuine?
What do you mean hard to get?
Come on, Julie. I know you feel it too.
Fucking hell, not with you at all.
Good answer.
Right, so the water fight's off.
Yeah.
Right, okay.
We'll do it another time, I told him.
Right, okay, there you go. So she will do it another time.
Yeah.
I'll, I'm trekking, Julie.
I don't know if it's going to make mood in how warm it is.
No, right.
And how well I am.
It's probably best to take your number then, just so he's the answer.
You're not having my fucking number.
Why?
What do you mean why?
It's just for ease, isn't it, so I can get you up for this warfight like Aysa from the day?
No, can talk to me grandson.
Yeah, but you know what he's like, he's unreliable.
Oh, am I not?
No, it's not.
Yeah, he's quite reliable, isn't he?
Yeah.
I've got to grab his stuff.
Oh, I'm gone now.
I've just got a phone call.
I've just got to...
No, your phone's not running, Jake.
All right, see you, Jake.
In a bit, Julie.
Bye.
Fucking hell.
He's not impressed, haven't you?
Yeah.
Because I'm probably going to speak to him as well.
Oh, OK.
I've got to hold him.
You all right, Anna?
Right, I'm all right now.
I'm going to see you guys.
Yeah, honestly, he doesn't shut the fuck up, does he?
He doesn't.
Honestly, all I'm about is pissing water fight.
He's 20 years old, he went to a water fight.
It's embarrassing.
You know, somebody who's 12.
Honestly, he's a fucking weirdo,
and his bedsheets are really cringe.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Honestly, Adam, between me and you, he's very unhygienic.
Could you smell the Bobby Orange before?
Oh, cringe.
Right, but one more thing before they go.
Yeah, go on.
Leave my cameraman alone.
What, Chazam?
Yes.
He's here to watch me swim?
No, it's okay.
Go on.
Just leave him alone, right?
Right, no worries, I will do.
Alright then, love you.
Alright, love you too.
Bye bye.
Love you, Chazam.
Love you too.
Thank you.
Alright, I'll see you, love.
See you then, bye.
Yeah.
She's such a flirt.
What, my lover is, yeah?
Yeah.
She is, isn't she?
Not really.
I think she has an opposite, Jake, is she?
She hasn't flirted with you.
No, she's nice.
One of them, isn't it?
No, it's definitely not.
Let me just...
Stop talking to me.
Get over.
He stopped talking to me.
He came over.
I'm just apologising to the darts mate.
Oh no worries.
Erm...
Can I help you then?
Yeah.
Our wedges are cool, that way we won't save up.
Nah, cool, I'll call it.
Come on, down here, come on.
Come on, come on, go like a T-Rex here, come on.
These are, aren't they?
No, it's this one, I'm not learning it.
Now, I'm going to have to improvise it.
Roar!
You didn't look like a T-Rex.
Roar!
You don't look like a T-Rex.
We're going to have to have popcorn.
Come on.
Oh, dear.
Yeah, big up.
So I'm going to be shot for an hour.
Like he's carrying me entire day of that.
Is that all I'm shopping?
Course for them.
Scales, weight-watching food.
Slimming world.
gym equipment?
I can't really do anything at the minute because of me knee.
You can up a body.
Nah, probably not.
Nah.
Right, well I'm going to have to go back and just have a think at it.
Yeah, well you have a good one mate.
Go on mate, I've got a five gifted mate, go on the boy.
Thank you very much Matt, I appreciate that a lot mate.
Thank you very very much man, thank you, thank you, thank you mate.
You okay?
Sorry mate.
You OK?
One minute chat.
you
There we go, sorry about that chat. I can actually see when it's muted and when it's
I'm not muted. You're when you continue to spam. You're not muted. I actually know I'm muted. It's really weird. It's really, really weird.
Oh, yeah, we're just discussing some toilets. Chaz's moaning saying that he's toilet does a certain thing and then apparently it doesn't. So it's like, I don't fucking know.
Do you know what I mean? I'm trying to fix everyone else's problem. It's a fucking, it's a joke. I'm a professional lit reader and you're just a racist.
Right, okay, Billy.
Brilliant.
Gemma, Teori gifted, well, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Gemma, go on, you mad cow.
Right, can you get me that buckle, please, Jess?
Yes, I remember.
Jess.
Taglitelli wouldn't put it past her.
Pastor Taglitelli!
Stop talking!
I'm nearly rocking it.
I don't want to duck your fucking dusty hands off.
not just bulk again has there?
Wait, so Chaz has gone... Chaz has witt over?
I'll go grab the ball still.
No, I dare again.
Are you grabbing the ball, James?
Thank you.
What are they doing?
This is why we do it. You don't get this stuff.
In videos you think that's a edit. You don't get this stuff.
It's not a lie.
I've been here since I don't believe in me.
I've seen how I'm kicking the board today and controlling it today.
That's interesting.
When we filmed on Wednesday, he was 50 minutes late.
But as soon as one of the sidemen come knocking,
oh, I'm there straight away.
Get my money back.
Ha ha ha ha!
Mental.
Fucking mental.
We're back on now.
The backpack run off?
No, I just have to change the weapon.
Oh.
You're a lot smaller.
No idea.
Who was 50 minutes late? Chazamuz?
I was in the backpack wait for Carl, really.
Like maybe 3kg.
If that's...
No, I wouldn't say that. I'd probably say one or two.
Right, let me go higher. I'll give you a minute to chat one minute.
You I refuse to fuck he's going on bro, it's a very sad
I don't know what the fuck's going on to go this
Right we're on. Should hopefully work. And a three, two, three, two, one. You don't want
Oh, now we're on. What? Fuck knows. Anyway, let's go see what Jakey's doing.
Also, chap, what do I wear for darts? That's the question. Let me show you what we've brought.
It's not possible, you don't have a passport, it's not.
It's those clarinos.
Why, why, why, why, pizza?
I can't believe it.
Water fight!
What the fuck?
You only need a water fight!
Yeah with a gun!
Oh you should have fought!
I was gonna have...
No, but...
Alright, you're gonna have water fight then, do you?
No, time out. Time out, time out.
You're doing a fucking lot of that.
Mate, isn't it fair?
Back away, you hear us?
Let's play our seat, or something.
No, don't, please. Don't, please.
Run. Back off. I'm hungry.
If I flip it...
Who the fuck is left that way?
If I flip it, 50 gifted.
Oh, five for the 50 gifted.
You weren't actually paying that, but it's not all good.
Okay, one more, yeah.
You get two goals and that's not fair.
Okay, fellas.
Fist of gifted, yeah?
First one to do it.
Yeah, alright.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh no!
No!
Oh my god.
Other way of teaching them, I'm going to hit anyone again, by the way, because that's a fucking grip.
Fuck off man!
Yeah!
Don't mind if you do it, don't mind.
Yeah!
Jakey!
What? No, Jakey!
Jakey again, Jakey again, Jakey again,
But look, why is he blowing his fucking brain out?
Yeah, it's a bit mental, to be honest.
So as a kid, yeah, right, I don't like you,
but I used to think Supreme was really cool.
Yeah, that's all right.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I was like, fucking hell, Supreme's the shit.
Not anymore.
So I thought, you know what?
I'll buy myself a Supreme teacher just to treat myself.
Just to want someone to come in to do that.
And then I thought it was an evolution thing.
And then Max pointed out that he is actually doing that.
And I didn't know that until I bought it and put it on.
he's thought you'd wear it for all your young viewers to have seen.
So this is not what to do. Wait. This is not...
Yeah, that's just...he's going down a...oh, I don't know, he's going down a stretcher.
I mean, I've seen him a lot.
I don't.
I don't. I don't think I've seen him a lot.
Have you worn him, mate? After you, Chas? After you, Chas?
Are we on it?
I'm just going to decide what I'm wearing for that.
Oh, yeah, go on then.
Oh, strawberry in the cake.
Do you want me to put the wire in or am I right, thanks?
Are you sure?
Put it up in here.
And he wonders why that house is messy.
The light, ah!
Tasey's stuck there. I want an unknown one.
Shall we go show him?
Have you waited today?
Pardon?
You waited today?
I had some eggs before.
Oh, I want to go for an unknown.
Pardon?
I want to go for an unknown.
Erm, to Donetsk.
You need two cameras.
Are you deaf or just fucking dumb?
What?
I am going to the DOS!
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Why aren't you in a Dutch accent?
Oh, that's racist.
Oh, do you go into the dark when you're going?
When am I going? I can't hear you sat rockin'.
What were you getting on with before?
Are you fucking alright?
I have to kinda say, I'll see you soon.
Alright.
The greatest suit to have a degree.
Oh god, what are you saying?
This is just my opinion.
You say whatever you want mate.
So, this jacket, cold as fuck.
The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory tie, I'm not sure of.
What did you wear?
It's a man United tie.
It's not low, it's just a red tie.
Because otherwise, you're like Will McKenzie.
And that's not me taking the piss.
No, no, no, no.
That's just my opinion.
Thank you.
Jacky called, tie, he's got to go, blood.
Yeah.
Well, can you find me a tie to wear a Monday?
I will find you a tie to wear a Monday.
There's your task.
I'm going to get you a tie.
I want to.
Just like that, I say this straight.
Honestly, thank you.
Let's go and get him a tie.
Also, why don't you get me some food
to cook when I get back?
Why what food are you cooking? Were you cooking for both of us?
No you cook it.
Can't cook.
Right, what do you want?
Steak, sparracas, broccoli, mash, carrots, sweet corn, peas.
Why is it you're bringing your fucking rabbit wee as well?
What's with all the...
If Ellie wants to come she can come.
Okay, brilliant. That's a very nice isn't it?
No it's not.
broccoli, asparagus, what's asparagus?
Make sure it's flimid to taste nicer, apparently.
Oh right, okay.
No it doesn't, it actually makes it smell like asparagus.
So what is this?
What the fuck could you wear that to dance?
Come on mum.
or a smart jacket for all those women dressing in the same way.
Yeah, yeah.
Your mum comes over and makes your bed your bed.
Yeah, well I don't know how to do it.
You are learning your 20 years old, you big fat twat.
21 this year.
Exactly.
It's a big birthday, that.
Yeah.
You might get your present.
We just don't get it to my presents, man.
Oh my God.
Chaz is off camera by the way.
Chaz is sitting there on Wednesday.
Just having a chat and he's there going, nah, we don't even get each other pressing the slaps. It's not fair
Chazza comes out with the most funny things, right. So
So basically off stream, yeah, I was saying our chazza was like the most easy-going
FRIENDS I NEW THAT! BOOSH!
That is how quickly your life can change.
Genuinely, you're fucked me. We just went through my face. Yeah, that was the aim
Anyway, let me just get me breath back fucking out. So I was just trying to say I was the most easy-going person ever
yeah right and I went Chazza if your mum's leg fell off yeah you go it's all
right you've got another one yeah and just dead pan he just went what a weird
thing to say like he was so effeminate
ties out of by himself he's a steak broccoli mash I'm not getting the
aspiring yourself to be just said yeah I'm not asked about what my piss smells
I was like, you don't fucking have a body to give me that.
Mm, were you that sweet yet?
All right, thank you.
It's just some of what you're doing mate, that's all.
Prepping for golden shallots.
Everyone got a price?
What the fuck?
What I was gonna say now.
Right, so broccoli, peas, asparagus,
sweet corn, steak.
It's a lot of fucking it.
Get yourself some chocolate.
Okay, let's do it.
What time are you back?
I'll text you.
All right, I'll send you.
Perfect.
Hey, fucking thank you, mate.
Have a good day as well, mate.
You too.
You're welcome.
Cheers.
Thank you.
Oh, there's a language to that.
Shoot at it.
All right.
Thank fuck, he's gone.
What an asshole.
Oh, that's not.
And he's not a fuck post-it, no?
Fucking love that.
I am going to call it that.
Uh, Sam, if I'm going to do much, mate, go on the boy.
Chat, I am going to call it that.
You absolutely fucking legends.
Thank you very, very much for today's stream.
I appreciate the subs, the bits, the gift heads, the donos.
I appreciate you all.
Thanks for watching.
I'll see you in the next video.
Bye.
I hope you enjoyed today's stream.
I believe it was fucking unbelievable.
Today was definitely a quality of the corner.
My Nana's fucking took the show today.
She was unbelievable.
But yeah, chat, go and show everyone some love.
I'm gonna send you over to Jakey
because he's now on his fucking bingy.
I'm not gonna say no.
You can help him get me tired as well.
So chat, go and show Jakey some love.
But once again, massive, massive thank you chat.
I appreciate you all, honestly, fucking legends.
I do generally appreciate you support every single time you guys are fucking unreal. So thank you very much
I will see you all tomorrow chat
Good night. God bless sleep tight. Love you all chat fucking have a great night
If you're gonna watch the darts, make sure you watch it and enjoy it. I will see you all now
All right chat. Love you all you fucking legends man. Thank you so much for everything chat