With somebody, my leg is just like this
Just shut up, see I'm calling
I, I like to get it
Let's go and fight
I, I'm at your station
I, I'm the cause of trust in your life
I'm mostly patient
But I'm too busy waiting
I, I'm like a walker
I, I'm so obsessed
I, I'm too busy living
God, don't stop at it
Let's go
Yeah, keep the constant from my eyes to all of us
Yeah, and it's less than we thought
I don't wanna get up, I know
No money, niggas tryna scheme under my door
No care, it's like they tell me to go get down
Check one and get out, check one and get out
They got lads of your suit flyin'
I don't need drugs, I need you
Only one bass gets two, we don't follow no villains
You can't follow with the two of them
Yeah, I'ma need you to come on
I'm a great wist and get it sold
I'm still the follow, it's a blue ball
I'm gonna fall out of your bed
I'm gonna feel like I just fell
When it's you up in my head
I'm gonna let it go, yeah, yeah
Listen, can't get it started
I feel like if you get it said
This should be with somebody
My niggas just like bands
Listen, shout out to the party side
I, I like to dance
Let's go and party
Yeah, that's the one party side
I want you all to myself
I'm a straight out and alive
I don't be anyone else
I still want you by my side
I put this shit on myself
Bring it out of where they say
I want you all by my side
Oh, oh, oh
You just found a way to move on
I'ma need you to come on
Put a grade with me and slow it
Still a promise to move on
Just wanna fall in love at the end
Put a pin and just a bell
And we used to walk in my head
Oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna get this shit
Get this shit and start this shit
I feel like it's my witness
This shit ain't what nobody's gonna find
I'm just a bit of a sadist, sadist, sadist, sadist
I'm just a bit of a sadist, sadist, sadist
My man, I've sold it to my man
Now let's see some floating dance
I might just find it still
Let's spin it out for the dance
I'm studying for you
Then I need to fight crown
Fight crown
No, I don't want you to know
I've done really so happy
I want you in my place
Let's go to the green, we sing it's own
I wish I had some time to spend some money on the quote
Oh, the secret red in her neck
That's the secret of what I'd win
That's you, they can't help me
Baby, tell me why you still
I'm all I know that answers to you
You've been a lover, you're not
I've felt it too
I'm just a little bit down
I'm set for double school
you
Yeah, I believe you, Tim Jar.
We got a couple of things to where, you know what I'm saying?
We could write it that way.
You got a magicians kid! That's so nice!
You guys seem like you know magic, so we can do magic.
I do, I do, Arke.
We can do different stuff like that.
So you know, it should be fun.
Oh my god, wait, how are you feeling?
You travel so much. It's amazing.
Yeah, I'm good.
I just want to say good morning.
You're now ready to go.
Wow, that's so impressive.
Oh, and they-
Are you live?
Yeah.
Oh, hi, Arke.
Can you put on this mic?
Yes, of course.
I'll take this one.
Oh my god, this is so cool.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, oh, I'm recording.
Okay, thank you. Okay. Yeah, so we're gonna be driving this amazing van
Yeah, so out and about boom so we're gonna go to like maybe or like I have a couple spots that we could go to
Okay, and then yeah, we could choose who goes first. We could choose what challenges, okay? It should be fun
I love it
Okay
You're gonna make me do
Are you gonna are you gonna?
Can we like start off easy?
Yeah, yeah, we get started off easy.
I still get nervous sometimes when I do it too, so.
Really?
Yeah, but we should be all right.
Okay, here, I'm gonna change to...
I'm on my first ingest.
Your ingest, okay.
Are we doing your first ingest all the time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem.
That's gonna be cool.
And then, yeah, and we have the camera lens
where, you know what I'm saying?
Semi will be zooming in from far away.
Okay.
So then, we should be good.
Semi's been great.
All right, hello.
Oh my God, my chat's saying to go all out.
Oh yeah, they want you to go all out.
Maybe I'll give you a lot of a lot of crazy dares. Oh wait. Hold on. I think my mic is peeking wait. Um, let me fix it real quick
Peking yeah, okay. No worries this it's amazing
This
That here, okay
We chat what about now? Hello? Hello? Hello? This is better
I think it's a little loud now, okay, it should be better now, got it, thank you
Arke, yes, let me fix one thing real quick, oh my gosh, thank you so much for coming to my show, she's so fun and oh my god and the food was great
Oh my god, I saw you have five plates on your table, what'd you get?
Okay, oh I should make like a little list, I got like...
You have a list of things you got, okay good.
Yeah, I got two of the cinnamon popcorns, I got one of the milkshakes, good, was it
the candy cane wine?
Oh yeah, that was super good.
Okay, good.
I got one of the candy cane milkshakes, I got two cheeseburgers, okay, and then
I got three pizzas and I got one cookie yeah three pieces one cookie and
then no yeah they're calling me like a chud and stuff but oh yeah okay so I
you know what a chud is yeah I heard chud is the new phrase yes so chud is
like it's kind of like the opposite of a Chad so you know like a Chad you know
so like a chud is like the opposite so like you know that's what they've been
colony but I just like to eat good because food is one of my food is one of
like it just makes me happy you know I think food is so important mm-hmm yeah
okay well I'm glad you got to eat yeah and you were did you eat anything are you
too busy yeah I was just happy that everyone else was happy so okay is
Is Yugi back in LA too?
Yeah, Yugi went back so.
Okay, cool.
Oh yeah, I see my chain.
Okay.
Great.
I put it away.
Oh no problem.
Archie, oh my god, what happened?
So much to talk about.
Yeah, no, yeah, we haven't really talked like.
I know.
And chatted.
Our first, our first collab.
I remember the first time I met Archie.
Oh wait, when was it?
During Jason's first sub-a-thon.
Yes, it was when you guys did.
Went to Universal.
Universal. Yes. Yes. Wow.
And Archie was amazing, always so nice.
What were your first impressions of me?
I thought you worked hard.
Oh, okay. Okay, okay. Nice.
And then, um...
Oh, wait, what was that?
I thought that we were on the same par for driving skills.
Oh, you think my driving was that good?
I think we're on the same driving skills.
Okay.
What do you think, Archie?
The same par for driving?
No, you know what? I've heard about your driving.
Yeah, uh
Maybe we're a little off a little off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, but I'm not the best driver, you know
No, it's okay. I'm not either. Oh, do you want to try driving the van later? Yeah
Should we
Yeah, no, yeah, we can have you drive the van if it's like not the highway
Okay. Yeah, we can do that in the slow area. I can drive it. Okay. You rented the van
Yeah, yeah, so we have the van so if we crash it
It'll be kind of bad, but it'll be it'll be fun. You ever crashed before
No, okay. Okay. Yeah, well that's good
No, no, no, I trust you. I try this is the biggest okay
Is the mic okay which which mic is static key? Oh we can switch to wait we can try your mic
Do you think your mic work? Okay?
It's USB see those USB see
Or we could just rock the normal thing the other shotgun
Yeah, let's go shotgun. Okay cute. Yeah, too low. Oh, I might be doing the wrong way
Both okay cool. Okay. Hello chat. Oh my god. I was telling my chat how nervous I am for impractical jokers
Actually, yes, but I think we're in good hands. Okay, Arky. What do you do you like LA or Austin more? Okay?
from being an Austin
Oh wait, I'm plugging real quick.
OK, no problem.
Let's pull it out.
It's going to go great.
Hi!
Nice.
Good dance.
Hello, Mike check.
Is it good?
Hello, better now.
Buzzing.
OK, what about now?
Mike test, Mike test.
OK, yeah, this should be better.
So clear.
OK, much better.
Yes.
So for being in Austin, I actually really enjoy Austin.
But, it's just so far away from all my friends.
So that's the only thing.
But then there's more friends out here.
Oh, okay.
So then.
You can't go wrong with either one.
Mm-hmm, I would say.
Yeah, how do you feel about Austin?
I feel like you.
I like Austin a lot.
Yeah.
There's no state tax.
Yeah, that's what my child was telling me.
They were telling me about the no state tax
and stuff like that.
I don't know how bad it is in LA.
That's bad.
Yeah, but it's really bad.
But yeah, because I'm from Vegas
and then in Vegas there's no state tax.
But yeah, LA is bad.
Do you pay LA tax or Vegas tax?
I still live in Vegas.
OK, good.
Yeah, I don't know, so.
Yeah, I feel like that's fine.
I would love to live in Austin, but it's all my friends.
Maybe we'll be here for a certain amount of time.
Have a little vacation home.
Ooh, OK.
Maybe go back and forth from LA to Austin a lot.
OK, I like that.
Yeah, see, I have a home base here,
but I travel so much that it doesn't really matter.
So it's nice to have a home base in LA
and then travel to Austin.
OK.
You like it.
But yeah, the friends are the most important.
Yeah, because I feel like home is where the heart is.
So whatever you feel more comfortable with
and your friends are there, I feel like, yeah,
that's what it's about.
I love it.
OK, and OSDS is based in LA?
Yeah, so everyone's in LA except for two of the members.
But the plan is to have everyone move out.
The only thing, there's 10 of, or there's nine of us,
so it's going to be hard to get a house for nine people.
That's true.
But in Texas, maybe it's a little more doable.
And no, we're not throwing bug beds.
because right now in the OSTS house,
we have like 10 people living in like four bedrooms.
Oh, you're sharing at night?
Yeah, everyone's sharing at night.
That's so sweet.
Some people in the living room, some people on the couch.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
That's cute.
Yeah, it's looking like the barracks.
Okay.
Yeah, that's sweet.
Oh, my dad's saying home is, oh, actually.
Wait, wait, what are you saying?
Home.
Oh, God, delete it.
Maybe I should have read it.
That's so sweet!
Aww.
Home is where the friends are.
Yes, home is where your friends are.
And you know, there's a lot of great friends here.
Yes, you're always welcome here, Archie.
Okay, then.
You're always welcome.
But, oh wait, so Bonnie...
Oh, no!
No, it was because I read the chat.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Yeah.
No, so I was going to say, so Emily, do you want me to tell you some of the challenges
or do you want to be surprised by that?
Can you tell me where we're going?
Like where are you going?
So yeah, there's this mall that's like, I think it's like 10 to 15 minutes away.
It's like an outdoor mall.
Okay, what's that?
I think it's like the biggest mall in like Austin.
Yes, perfect. We can go there there. I will say they're a little we might get kicked out, but that's fine
Okay, because they're a little bit like high-end like all that makes sense
They're like kind of sassy
We can check out there. Yeah, it's like the plan is send me he'll be in the car, okay, and then he'll be zooming in
Oh my god, I'm so nervous. Hopefully it works. Well
And then and also we can stop at the university, but I know it's also the holidays
Yeah, I mean I'm any people and then after we can go to 6th Street. Love it. Yeah
Yeah, so yeah, so those three spots should be good.
I can't wait.
But then you read off some of them.
Some of them, we're gonna do,
you're gonna be like a blind artist.
So then you're gonna have to like,
convince someone to draw them,
but you're gonna be blind.
So then you'll draw them blind.
But like, I pretend like I'm blind,
but my eyes are open.
Or you can either,
we can do it two ways.
You can tell them that you're blind,
or you can lie to them and say you're not blind.
And then, but the glasses,
you're gonna wear glasses that are blacked out.
Oh, okay, okay.
So that you're not gonna be able to see you.
So then when you draw them,
I don't know anything about how they look I like that and then you gotta take a guess
That's so cute and then and then you show them the drawing and then they'd be like oh wow
What is this and they have to convince them? Yes?
In the drawing and just take off my contacts
I'm so blind for real you're blind negative eight and negative seven point five. I've never heard of anyone that's wow
Okay, and the next we could do like a sign of petition so you we can make our own petition
Okay, and we ask people to sign it.
Yeah, so you're gonna have me walk around and have people sign a petition,
or I can have a petition for you and then you go around and you have to convince people to sign it.
Okay, I like that.
Uh-huh, yep.
And then, uh, we can do...
You have to sing in public until someone joins you.
Because I know you like singing, you know what I'm saying?
I love singing!
Yes! We can sing in public until someone joins me!
Yes, come join you and then when someone joins you, you complete it the task.
And we're both doing these challenges. Yeah, so like we can either do like time. Yeah time
Or we can do them together and work together or it can be like one-on-one
We'll be depending on the challenge
And then I saw I saw this one on YouTube where it's like we're in public and it's we can't laugh
But we're like the stranger like doing weird stuff running the other person. Yeah. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, you know and then otherwise we can also go off of like the vibe or
Whoa, that feels right.
I like it.
And then, I have tarot cards,
so you can tell someone their future.
I love that.
And then you can troll them
and tell them like a crazy future.
Okay, okay.
And they have to convince them
that you're like a real tarot card.
Okay, this is amazing.
And then we can also do like,
you can convince them that you're a magician,
since you know a little bit of magic tricks.
I do, I do.
We can even have a kid.
Yeah, and also we can have a tip jar.
Oh my gosh!
You know, so that might be the goal.
So like the goal might be, you gotta earn a tip.
Okay.
And then, boom.
Okay, who's this?
Oh yeah, we can have one with a baby.
You can have a baby.
I'm traumatized from baby streams.
Oh.
Have you done a baby stream?
No, not yet.
You scared?
They are?
Yeah, well I had one where it was like a rice bag
and then TTS was the mouth
and so then my chat was just crying the whole time.
Wow.
Okay, this is amazing.
I love it, Archie.
Thank you for setting it up.
Yes, and we also have a blind stick if you, you know.
So you can back-blind.
Wow.
So, you know, there's a couple things we can do.
This is great. I love it.
All right. Do you want to head out?
Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
Okay, then.
I forgot the freaking sunset so early.
Yeah.
And then we can both sit in the front and then have an Android in the front.
It's going to be on my second ingest.
Yeah, so we can use that.
Sounds great.
Thank you, Arke.
I can't wait.
Let's go, Chet.
All right. Go here.
No, it's gonna be good. No hate threads today, surely.
Yeah, no, yeah.
We'll be fine.
I've probably been somewhere, I chose one that would be, you know, more lighthearted for Christmas.
Woohoo! Love it!
It'll be great.
Yes. Oh, this is so nice!
Yes.
Archie, thank you.
Uh-huh, no problem.
Uh, Aster, tell me how much it cost.
Yes, you've prepared everything.
I don't want you to pay for all of it.
This is so nice. I didn't even know you were going to get stuff and whatnot.
Wait, so the OBS is still running on the laptop.
This is awesome. My first ever practical jokers type of stream.
But I'm really bad at like, um, improv.
So, I'm a little nervous.
You are?
I'm good at like, uh, talking to strangers, but in terms of, I don't know, this might, this might get me.
So, we'll have to see!
Oh, okay, so what is it?
It will be as, uh, as shameless as possible.
We can have a punishment for whoever backs out the most.
Okay, I like that.
Uh-huh.
Okay, sounds good.
We'll, we'll come up with our punishments.
Okay.
Let's see. Hello. Hello. Hello. Nice. This is so nice. W production. Let's go. Oh wait,
do you have a piece of me? Yeah. Alright, thank you. Need something spicy? Oh wait, you're
bad with spice? Yes, what about you? Oh, it's not a trip. I'm decent with spice. Yes,
of course. I'm decent. I've done the one trip challenge like twice. And you thought
He thought I was fine. I threw up but like I feel like you get a tolerance, but yeah
I feel both times. I think I ate like I was too pussy I ate like one fourth of it and I hated it. One fourth?
I ate the whole thing. Yeah, I ate the whole thing and then like ten minutes later
My stomach was dying and then I just threw up. Did you eat beforehand? No.
Oh, that's it again. I ate the stomach. Yeah, that's painful.
For our game. Yeah, we could either do something hot or maybe...
How about the loser has to buy the winner a delicious dinner?
We can do that!
And then if you win, you can order whatever you want!
Oh, you sure?
And wherever you want!
Oh, okay, I'm down.
And then if I win, I'll get like some raising change or something.
No, you can order whatever you want.
But I'm normally pretty good at these challenges.
I rarely back out, but I do back out sometimes.
I'm so okay.
Yeah, I'm excited to see you in action.
No, I get nervous a lot.
It's gonna be cool, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a pretty shy person, so...
Michelin star meal.
There are Michelin star places, Archie,
so keep that in mind.
Oh, wait.
We can go to Michelin Star.
Okay.
Yeah, Emily, you making money out of it.
Hey, Sydney, you good?
Yeah.
Okay.
You can tell the air though. Oh, you see? Yeah
Okay, Archey yes, okay now now we can we can get this is like first time being able to
Hang out with Archey and it's a pretty great
Archey
What are your favorite things you've done this year and like because when do you go full-time training this year?
It was here this year. So it's been like six months. So it wasn't like
June. I think June. So probably the most enjoyable things I've done was like a lot
with like my friends like OSCS. So like we went to like Lake Tahoe recently and
then we had like a snow trip so that was very fun. Also we went to like Yosemite
and then we did like a hiking and like a lake day. So I just like my
favorite times is hanging out with friends and being goofy. Those are my favorite things.
I love you to six flags. Oh my god. I was eating that up. I watched I even watched the
VOD. Yeah. Because I saw a clip of you getting caught. And then you were like you were like
talking to them and you're like dox your address but it was like a real address or something.
It was a fake one. And I was like oh my god and you were so good at talking to them.
Yeah. No. I was getting nervous because then they said oh yeah I can all your friends step away.
So that was only going to be me. Oh my god. And I was like oh no they're about to give me.
But then like whether my friends like they like advocated for staying so I was like okay that I thought I was like more comfortable
Okay, I'm a 2000 okay rolling two years off
Yeah, no, it's because it's because I didn't want to give them my like my real birthdays because of the band
So yeah, I was scared. No, but no but 98. That's what I always used to put when I was growing up
So I can play like the R rated games or like Call of Duty.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah, so that's my go-to like age to put.
When's the first time you drink alcohol?
I've never drank, yet still.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I mean, you said that I thought that was a lot.
No, it's true.
Yeah, I've never drank.
Wow.
Never smoked.
Wow.
Never had a girlfriend.
Wow.
Yeah, I'm kind of like in a bubble.
That's awesome, Markey.
One day.
But yeah, I'm waiting.
You know.
Is that real?
You've never had a girlfriend?
I promise, yeah.
So you're a virgin?
I'm a virgin, yeah.
Oh, amazing!
Yeah, I'm taking it day by day, but now it's like,
I feel like, you know, maybe I'm getting up there now.
That's awesome, okay.
So like, at this point, are you like,
do you feel pressure about it,
or like, how do you feel about that?
I do, because like, I do feel a little bit
of pressure, because I'm just gonna,
so all my friends, they don't have girlfriends
and stuff, and then like, whenever we go out
dinners, everyone's with their partners, and then like me I'm just there on like
class for eight hours like TikTok just. That's awesome. Yeah. Well I think it's awesome that you're
like you're waiting you know. Yeah I feel like I'm not waiting for marriage, I'm
just waiting till I find the one. Yeah I love that. I'm trying to find the one because I
grown up I used to be very shy. I used to like eat like in the bathroom stalls growing up.
Oh really? Yeah it's because I had a bad stutter so then like it was hard for me to
introduce myself to people. I was always scared to like like go up and
So they're like whenever it was lunch I would just run straight to the bathroom and eat.
Oh, okay.
I used to get sick a lot.
No, I don't really have friends.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't really have friends like that.
Now look at you.
Great shoes.
Yes, now I have friends.
Swag around me.
Thank you.
How many years was that when you were like the...
Eating in the bathroom?
Yeah, yeah, eating in the bathroom.
That was in high school.
In high school?
High school?
I used to eat in the bathroom sauce. It was bad.
Okay. If we were at the same high school, I would have been your friend.
You think so?
Yes.
Okay. How were you in high school?
Well, I was a big nerd.
I only had like four close friends, but I was always studying.
But I was like, friendly with everyone.
Ah, okay.
So that was fine.
But yeah, I was a nerd. Now I'm not a nerd.
I'm really cool and stuff.
I think it's cool to be a nerd. I should be in like the um like robotics class. That's really nerdy. Yeah
Yeah, I see a robotics class
I like straight A's. Yeah, they're the smart people. I didn't do robotics because you guys are smart
You know robotics. I was not smart enough to do that. Well, I was kind of just there for the vibes
Like I was like like you know like I was smart, but I wasn't that smart. I kind of just like scraped by
I just the bear minimum yeah, oh my god
Yeah, no yeah my parents they were like they were on my ass to get good grades
So then yeah, I'll have good grades, but I don't know but also a sport. No, it's because oh good call
Yeah, I'm not the best driver. No, it's cuz I miss the exits now. We got a bus that you turn
No, we made it nice
I think I did.
You're doing great.
Thank you, thank you.
Um, okay, yeah, I got my, so if your parents wanted you to get hungry, okay, that's fine.
That's fine too.
I'm very, very hungry.
Have you ever, like, you came home with a C?
I never did that.
Never?
Never.
I never got a C.
Okay, what about a B?
I got a B in physics, and that's it.
It's important.
Wow.
Um, if I did get a B, my dad would be like, rock, paper, scissors, no dinner,
Well, dinner or dinner?
No, no, yeah, my parents would be like that really yeah, but it wasn't but it was in good heart, you know
Me I'm a 50% black 50% Mexican and then a 5% Japanese
Yeah, I don't know I took my like ancestry test a while ago and then I guess it came back like like a little wrong
Right, but like yeah, but I think it's accurate
Wow
Yeah, and I know a little bit
Konnichiwa!
Hi, hi, hi!
Where are you from?
Wow!
Really?
I remember you talking to your Japanese.
Yes.
And then we're like, oh, you're being part of the Asian club.
Yes!
Because we were at Dreamer University together.
Oh my God, you're coming together.
Well, I do remember that.
I remember that.
We can talk about that.
Yeah, and I think I have the gene where, like, I don't have, like, body odor, too.
So I don't use, like...
HTC 11!
Yes.
I believe what I say I don't shower every day because I don't need to.
Yes, I don't even say it's valid.
So do you shower every day?
No.
Wow.
I don't know if you're... I can't tell if you're...
No, I swear, I don't.
That might try to get like, you know, I don't shower every day.
I don't really need like, I don't really need like deodorant or something like that
because I don't really stink, so yeah.
I mean, I never wore deodorant my entire life.
Your entire life?
Yeah, I never wore deodorant.
Okay, I would only wear it if I'm like really, really, really physical.
I'm gonna play sports. I'll put it up. Yeah, other than that, I know we never need it
That's like a superpower change money saves you from smell
No, I'm not lying look I took another ancestry test
Okay, I just turned in the DNA so when I get my results, I show them to you. Yes, I would love that
100
Okay
Yeah, oh my god. I seen your shower clip. Oh
Yeah, why do you put the hair on the wall? Oh, they just fall there. So the hair's fall down
And then you pick them up and then like on the faucet. It's like stuck there
Like I grabbed the faucet and put on the wall. Oh
A lot of girls do that
Yes, pipe one if you do that. I did not know a lot of girls do that and you have long hair
If you have long hair anyone else do that. Okay. Okay. I'm learning. Yes. I see a lot of lines
Oh, yeah, I do have a lot of girls in my chat the good amount of the girlies
Okay, that's like they people do that but they remove them. Oh, but you leave them. Yeah, why do you leave them?
It depends how busy I get like about free time, okay, then I'm clean but if I'm busy
Yeah, I don't mind having a little bit of filth a little bit of dirt around I feel like it makes it
Well, that's good that I'm here because I'm a little birdie.
You are?
Yes.
I'm gonna show her.
So, I'm glad you're okay with it.
No, yeah, no, no, that's perfectly fine.
Like, you don't need to shower every day.
This should match for your skin.
I agree.
I feel like it makes it dry.
Oh my God, I have a fun fact.
What?
Do you know why your fingers get wrinkly?
When you're wet?
Yeah.
Why?
Do you have a guess?
Um, because, uh, the water leaves the skin.
And then it wrinkles because it enters the water around you.
But why do you think only your fingers and your feet get wrinkled?
And not like your legs or like your arms?
Because their appendage is wide, I don't know.
No, it's actually, it's like an evolution thing or something like that.
Like our body's adapted so we can have grip underwater.
Grippy.
Grippy under water. That's why our toes and our fingers are like the holy thing.
So we can have grip underwater.
Yeah, better grip, we're gonna put it under water.
Well, how that's interesting, what did you learn that?
I did TikTok.
Whoa! I get a lot of good stuff from TikTok too!
What does your 4u page look like?
Oh my god, my 4u page right now, it's a bunch of, like, I do a lot of like, trooper TikToks.
Like, this person died or something.
And I love Ray William Johnson TikToks, have you seen that?
This Ray William Johnson?
He does like, uh, he's like this person, this scam artist, and this is how it's made up.
I just like watch all these videos, but yeah
Oh, yes, yes
I like like the murder ones, but sometimes they scare me and I watch them too late at night. I get nightmares
Yeah
Yeah, I'm since the nightmares and I get um
Sleep paralysis yeah, yeah
You guys sleep paralysis. I don't think so. What is that sleep paralysis is when like I don't people say it's a demon
But I don't really know how it happened.
You're going to possess?
Yeah, it's basically like you sleep, and then you wake up,
but it's like your brain isn't working,
but you can look around.
So it's like you take control of your body,
and then you try to feel like a little crazy.
How often do you get that?
I got it like a week ago.
But like before that, it was like maybe like four months.
OK.
Yes, I don't know why I get it.
I think it's randomly.
Yeah, randomly.
But it's really when I get scared at night.
I'm watching a scary movie, or like I'm
watching like some like true crime about you like murdering then I get yeah so
like I'm sitting there I'm like and I'm like yelling in my head I'm like help me
but then no one's helping me do you like scary things I love horror movie you
know okay what's your favorite horror movie okay I've heard a lot about it but
I've never seen it wait what is that about it's about a family of dysfunctional
family if you have time yes I think I think you would like it it's just a
I don't know, they're gory but not that bad at all.
Okay.
Right, Terry's my favorite.
And then I also get out because I'm really bored.
Oh, I've never seen Get Out, but I didn't really thought of it.
Get Out is one of the best movies
I've ever seen.
Actually, okay, bet, I'll check it out.
Yes, it's even better the second time.
You can watch it twice.
Ooh, because then you pick up
on the small things and stuff like that?
Yes, exactly.
So like, those are my top two favorite movies.
I used to watch a lot of scary movies
when I was a kid,
but then I think that's why I get so scared now.
Did you watch Human Centipede?
Human Centipede, I have seen Human Centipede.
That's one of my, oh up there, in Sidious?
Yes.
Um, and, uh, I like-
Here, come on Sidney.
Here, the right Sidney!
I love that one.
Oh my God, yes, that was so good.
Yes, that was getting me nine years as a kid.
Is that it?
The second one, yeah, yeah.
I love horror stuff.
Okay, okay.
But the other thing, maybe, because we watched
from Sidney as a kid, that's why we are
the way that we are.
That's what I think, sir.
Cause like, human Sidney is kind of fucked up.
I watched like, I was like 12.
Yeah.
Like, I've been watching a guy-
Wait, you were 12?
Yes, I watched it when I was in middle school and it's like, you know, the pain is attached to the lips.
It's crazy.
And I'm like, I'm watching that and I'm like, this is like my formative years.
Yeah.
And I need to like affect you somehow, you know?
Yeah, yeah, those are probably, it makes a lot of sense why, you know, we are how we are.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Well, yeah, what's your favorite movie?
Favorite movie? Okay, I'm basic, but Interstellar.
I feel like this is a good movie. Wait, what do you mean? Do you like Interstellar?
No, it's a good movie.
Okay, okay, learn more.
A lot of people like Interstellar. That's good.
Let me do this top three. Okay, Interstellar is one of them.
Um...
Number two?
Yeah, I'm based. I like Infinity War.
Avengers?
Yeah.
I don't remember what happened. Is that the one, like, the game only one?
With Thanos? Yeah.
With Thanos and then he's dead?
Oh, okay, that's a good one.
And then I like Spider-Man 1.
Um...
Which one was the Spider-Man movie?
Yeah, it's the one where he kisses her and then he pulls off the mask and then she comes right down.
Okay, cute!
What about you?
Uh...
I thought you were judging my movies.
No, no, no.
I like the... I haven't seen Spider-Man 1.
I like The End of Garfield, it's my favorite movie.
Oh, I guess the second one.
Yeah, I love the third.
Uh, besides that, I really like animated movies.
Oh, I like Tangle.
Uh, I like Tangle.
I like Tangle.
Like, my brother used to always watch Tangle growing up.
You like Tangles? Isn't Tangles amazing?
It is, it is really good.
I freaking love Tangles.
I've cried enough till I've seen the movie.
Yeah, I've cried too.
I think, I love crying in movies.
They're just so beautiful.
I love animated movies.
Oh, Toy Story 3.
Oh my God.
That is a great movie.
I don't remember if I liked it.
Let's see.
Animated, I like Princess and the Frog.
You ever seen that one?
Oh, Tiana?
Yeah.
Oh, I never seen that one.
Yeah, that one's dead.
Dang, that one, yeah, I saw that one.
Shrek!
I think Shrek is really mean.
What do you mean?
He's a horrible person.
Wait, why?
I've seen Shrek too.
I didn't have a clue a long time ago.
He's like evil, like, really.
He's like, fuck Fiona!
Like, he's like so mean!
Yeah, and I hated it, because I don't think he's an ogre, but he's just like
really rude.
Okay, but at the end, everything came full circle and then he changed it.
I don't think so.
Oh, he didn't.
Barely, maybe for like five minutes.
Shrek is such a asshole.
Okay, but Donkey's cool?
Yeah, Donkey's funny.
But you should re-watch Shrek as an adult and you're like, wait, listen, he's like abusive.
Wow, I never noticed that, yeah, because I see where I was a kid.
Yeah, he's like, get out of my swamp, do you know who wants to hear that?
True, okay, so me!
No, maybe he likes his personal space.
Nah, he's spitting, he should be, he'd be grateful if he wasn't even there.
Like, kind of like me, because my, like, have you seen Clips of My Apartment?
They're a little bit, uh...
Yeah, I see the hair one. I see the fly one. Yeah, not bad, right?
I think mine is like mine is far equal with yours. Really? Yeah, my crib is very nasty.
Arki, thank you! Yeah, yeah, so yeah, you know cool mind and chest. Actually, I respect it.
Arki, thank you so much! Yeah, no, yeah, one time we had roaches in there.
No, but it was because it was because race through roaches at us.
you're rich yeah so there's left there no i try to pick them up but then i was
finding like a like a few of them like a couple weeks later they were like hiding
in my closet and stuff yeah but they were like the african big roaches like the
hissing one and then yeah are you weren't scared no it was a no that was part of
one of the nasty thing i was like oh my god i'm not used to this i had to
pick them up and then i had to throw them out
orki they're calling us stinky as duo we're not stinky wait wait orki not to
to be like dramatic but didn't you notice like anything about you yes oh yeah I see it
like you have muscles okay you have perfume yes yes you smell it yes lavender
I don't think it was lavender, but...
Yeah, I put it on my weed, on my elbow!
Can you smell?
Oh, okay, I smell it now that I smell it.
You smell it? Yeah. Okay!
I think! It's pretty good!
I'm trying to... I want to start like...
You should never work perfume?
No, because of our genie.
I want to form like, you smell good compliments.
I never get those.
Okay, look, look.
Wow, I love you! You smell great!
Oh my God! Are you really?
We're at a new perfume today.
Wow.
There you go.
It's like sinking into my skin.
Do you wear a clone?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Maybe later.
Yeah, later.
But look, now we can add that clip to the list.
You have someone saying you smell good.
Nice.
That's so nice of you.
Plus one.
Thank you.
I think this is my second clip ever.
Someone saying that.
We'll start the compilation.
Okay.
Aw, thanks.
No knife. Forcing a compliment though.
No, it wasn't forcing.
Of course.
When she mentioned it, then I was able to smell it.
Okay, then you kind of have to like be aware of it.
Yeah, you have to be like aware of it.
Yeah.
Oh wait, okay, there's gonna be a lot of people here
because it's Christmas time.
Yeah, it's gonna be a bunch of people, yeah.
Last-minute Christmas shopping, that's perfect.
We're here now, we've gotta find somewhere to park.
Okay, we can go.
Here, let me see which area would be nice to park here.
Okay.
want to go to the Boojee area because they're gonna be mean. Yeah they're gonna be very mean. Okay, that's smart.
Um, do you want to put in this, put in this address and then we'll look for parking around there?
Oh, and then and also if people who call us as sneaky as duo, I have like an idea that we could do.
What? We could do, um, um, uh, dumpster diving. It's a good stream! I would love to, like,
Later, like a different stream.
Yeah, so in a minute, we do a dumpster ride.
And so like, you know, we can get my hazmat suits.
We get booze.
I don't need that.
Oh, you guys just go straight in.
Yeah.
We can just go straight in.
Hey, I'm down.
OK.
And if you're down, I'm down.
I would love it.
We could go on normal clothes, no gloves,
and then we go dumpster diving.
And we could see like the best things
we could find in the dumpster.
I like that.
And then we could take it to like a pawn shop or something.
I like that.
And then we could make money.
I bet sounds amazing to me.
Yeah, I've done it once, and then I went to a food spot.
Oh, I got a fresh set of PJs, brand new sealed PJs.
Sealed.
Silk.
Silk, fresh, all black, brand new PJs,
and I still wear them to this day.
Yeah.
Like, when was the touching trash?
No, they were actually like in a plastic bag sealed.
So they're perfect.
I love that for you, Argie.
And I still wear them.
Imagine what we could find.
And then the other time, or it was the same day,
I went to a food spot, maybe no food spots.
That was really bad.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because all the food was moldy.
And the dumpsters were moldy as well.
And it's been terrible.
Yeah, I did what you eat, and then you eat, do what?
Yeah.
It was that bad, mom?
But like, I have a decent, strong stomach.
So I was able to, you know, like, master set.
Impressive, impressive.
OK, yes, we can do that for 2026.
2026 to get a dumpster diet.
Yes, huge, huge news.
Mark your calendars! We will do stinkiest duo dumpster diving!
Yes! I believe that will be a lot of fun!
Yes! We love it!
What are they saying?
They say they're going, sounds great! You!
Thank you!
You! Love it!
But no, it'll be fun. I need to find a new bathrobe, so maybe we can find it there.
Oh yeah, we can definitely find that.
Thanks, though.
Yeah! We have to choose the areas we search and why is new.
Awesome! Good stuff, Marky.
Are you excited for um, how long you taking off today?
I leave on the 24th and then I go back home to Vegas for like two days and then I'm gonna take like two days off
For how long?
Just spend time at the holidays?
It's like that
Do you think that floor tunnel is...
I was gonna take no days off
Oh my god, Archie you're really w-hungry you know
Yeah but the cutie was all like, you know, take days off while I'm in a black ball
So I was like, yeah, so I was like I'll take days off
Okay good, yeah, take a few days off and throw in the holidays
How many days are you gonna take off?
uh like three or four see that i'm one of the many in republic
whoa vacation i'm parents and i have a big little vacation
yeah okay i'm gonna go to the store lounging and then i'll probably stream like on the weekend
but what was the longest break you had i think it's like six days six days yeah yeah it was
was it recent no yeah you have w hunger really yeah it's definitely do you feel guilty when you
you take breaks? Yeah, it's like bad. And then I feel like sad and stuff. Oh, no, I feel very similar to that. I think, well, it isn't like your first year full-time right? Yeah. So yeah, that makes sense. You're like, you're like going at it. Oh, it was in February, but I got hit
threads. Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. But then you come back stronger than ever. Nice. Yeah. Oh,
cool. I haven't been that much controversy. God, the tweet, the tweet, we made the tweet. Oh,
I remember that one on my account. Yeah, that one. Oh, I'm really congrats. Yeah, no, I felt so bad.
Did you delete it?
I deleted it within an hour.
Oh, really?
Yeah, but then we got like 50K likes in an hour.
So yeah, it went everywhere.
And then also, Doxy posted it.
And then they got like 100K in a day.
Yeah.
So then it was like, when I went live,
I felt so bad because there's a lot of first-time chatters
and stuff.
Underly congrats.
Yeah.
And then I was like, I'm sorry, guys.
Well, is it completely off the table?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, there's like the, I think it's called like the 5% rule, it's like you never know, there's a chance.
Yes, yes, yes!
So yeah, and I'm a virgin, so I don't know, so there's a slight chance.
That's so awesome! W Virgin! That's so awesome!
Okay.
That's very cool.
We are here, now we just gotta find somewhere.
And there's people walking around.
Okay.
Um, let's, uh, let's see.
Yeah.
There's like a center over there.
Over there?
Yeah, let's just...
Okay, then we're like one block away.
And then, cause we, cause yeah, we're going to, what I was going to be in the car, right?
In the car, kind of like telling with, with like a earbud, telling like the
other person, like what to do.
Let's look around and see.
We can figure out who goes first.
It'll be great.
Look at all these people.
They're all like, they're all like, plus adults, all these people walking
I don't see a single team yet. Oh, maybe it's at the area. Yeah, that's where the kids go
Yeah, yeah, yeah around here we might get like at the police called on
We're just in a big white van yeah, driving around
With the camera
I could I could go first.
Really?
Yeah, I got it.
Thanks, Archie.
I was gonna ask for you to go first too.
So this is even better.
I don't even have to ask.
I could break the ice.
Okay, sounds good.
Just to see, like, the vibes of it.
The vibes and stuff.
And then, yeah.
The van is sus.
No, yeah, we're a big van.
Is it?
Is it a little crazy?
Is it a little bad if we need the van?
No, we could also do it without the van.
Okay, we can park.
The only thing semi-mile of craziness is who we've been in from far away.
Yeah, that's fine.
You got the semi, it's okay.
But yeah, we could do it without it.
Okay, then let's go to the P, because I don't know this might be a little bit big.
Yeah.
So, we'll truck.
Truck to the right?
You gotta be good at semi, don't worry.
Yeah.
Okay.
And we'll maybe park this place.
And let's just try on foot first.
Let's do it on foot.
I'm down.
Okay, great.
Uh, should go on a limo.
A limo?
I thought that would be too big.
I know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's see if this works.
There's a lot of foot traffic here.
Oh, there's so many people.
1,000 people.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I can't do this.
I might think of one where you might have to go in front of the whole crowd and do
something.
Really?
No, I thought you could do it, though.
OK, let me know.
Why don't we have airpods?
I'm going to try them.
Yeah, airpods.
Sounds good.
Can't wait, Arky.
This is going to be great.
Thank you.
OK, are we in?
Oh, with the pipe.
One of these locks?
Yeah.
OK, we could park Valet.
Okay, we can park that way.
We'll take the man that way.
Or even this one back.
Okay, perfect.
Here we go.
How was the Christmas concert yesterday?
Ooh, it was fun.
I didn't know how long that song was.
Oh my god.
It was like 3 minutes 30 seconds of just police.
Oh my god.
I'm getting nervous.
That's why I'm getting nervous because the song is very long.
Oh, it's okay.
But, no, I like the look.
I'll just put this human in, and if you are working with a crowd, you know?
Thank you, yeah, I'll try my best.
Oh, let's go.
Straight?
Yeah.
Okay.
Straight?
Look, is clearance good?
Thanks, B.
Ooh, I don't know if I'm gonna clear it.
Where's the next thing, too?
Oh, nice.
Good job.
Good stats.
I thought it was over.
Okay, great.
Okay, perfect.
And then maybe just like down here.
Okay.
Excuse me, sir.
Sorry.
Okay.
Perfect this will be lovely nice. Let's try it out. I'm nervous. Oh
gosh we carpools
Okay, I could try. Oh my god. No, I'm not gonna parking. Okay. Oh
Let's go around. No, I have to grab the wheel right here. Oh, these are handicapped, but oh
We got it. Okay. I'm gonna turn around
Oh, do you want to park sure yeah parking you got it. Yeah, okay. Thank you. Yeah
Yeah, okay, I got it. Let me try it
Thank you
Wow, okay, first time driving a U-Haul.
Yay.
Oh, there's one behind us, right?
There's one car coming.
Okay, let's...
Oh, wow, okay.
Hey.
Oh, is this car in the way?
Okay, let me...
Good!
Watch and learn, Arkie, watch and learn.
Okay, I'm watching.
Oh, look, I'm gonna do a new intro.
Excuse me.
Let's just go in here.
Oh.
Okay, nice.
Yes, trunk is nice.
Nice.
Okay, we're going into the parking lot.
You're waiting here, baby.
Not bad, right?
Why don't you do your license?
I got it when I was 18.
Me too.
I could find that like 15 or 16.
For real?
Yeah, right when I could.
I could drop to school.
18.
Wait, because you're from Nebraska.
Yes, I'm very Nebraska.
Are you sure it's a thing?
No, I believe, I believe.
I don't know I might
Oh my god this guy is like packing his car right in front of me
Uhhh
Oh my god this is fun right?
Okay I'm gonna try to
It's kind of a
A tight spot
Umm
Oh I don't know
No we can take it to the valet
No no no let's not valet
Why?
There has to be a different place to get parked
I did that way!
Uh, okay, I'll try going up there.
Okay, okay.
It's just a little bit of time.
Let's do this. I'm gonna follow this car.
And see where we're going.
Oh, he's going that way. What the heck?
We're up here, up here.
Yeah, we can go up there.
Oh, no, we don't fit.
Seven for two.
Seven foot two.
We're seven foot two?
You wanna risk it?
Wait, yeah.
If it clears it's seven foot two and we're seven foot two.
So that means we clear it, right?
I know.
Is it not to pay for the parking?
It's okay.
I don't know.
Okay, it's right.
Are you sure?
Oh, I think we make it.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
No, there's a fucking, there's a, oh there's different employees.
No, let's just park on the street over there.
The street?
Yeah.
Okay, sorry.
Okay, this is a disaster on our park.
Oh my God, where are we going?
Okay, at least we made it.
Oh yeah, we're here.
Okay, we have arrived at the first stop.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, uh.
Yeah, we're here.
Okay, we have arrived at the first stop.
Oh my gosh.
I trust in Emily.
Thank you.
Yeah, let's go left.
There's literally so many parking spots around here.
Yeah, even in there.
Yeah, exactly, let's go back.
Okay, it's still sunny out guys.
It's good.
We have daylight.
Oh my gosh, okay yeah, I'm just gonna park here and surely no one will tow us.
Yeah, sure.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, and Arc-E will go first.
Yeah, I'll go first.
I'm ready.
You are so bold for this.
Let's do it.
I thought I was gonna give you pranks and stuff to do.
Yeah, and then yeah, I can go out there for like five to ten minutes and then we
can switch.
Okay.
Can't wait guys!
Yay!
This is so fun Arc-E!
What's like the most embarrassing thing you've done in your life?
Oh!
Like something you're like, oh my god, I can't.
Yeah, the ones that I couldn't do, one of them was like,
I think it was something about like meowing,
like there had to be like meowing for the people.
You mean you have meow?
No, it was just like, you know,
I was having a normal conversation
and then they were like, okay, now you have to meow.
Really?
And then, yeah, I couldn't do it.
Cause like, the person was so nice.
Aw.
And then I started, oh yeah, this is good.
And then I started meowing out of nowhere.
So I was like, yeah, I can't.
Where's the hazard lights?
Right there
Hey, we found a parking spot parallel parking
Oh wait
Okay, wait you did it really good. Yeah, I barely hit the side
We made it!
Nice!
Thank you for trusting me!
Good job Emily, you're a great driver.
Perfect!
We made it!
Okay so now we go.
Can we have all of our drinks in here?
Yeah!
Okay.
Oh my god.
Let's do a change.
Oh, a whole-ass U-Haul is beautiful.
Oh we can choose now.
Do I grab the keys?
Where are the keys?
Great.
Don't I look back here?
Alright Emily?
The one that you got?
Yes, okay.
Alright Emily, so look.
We decided since we're a little far are we far or not far but like for the props
Okay, yes, so we can choose what props we want to bring
You know what you want to do
Okay tip jar
Someone will definitely give us tips nice
we can do
These are Christmas cards. Oh, let's do that
Christmas cards are cute. Okay
We can do the petition one with this and again
Oh my god. Okay. A petition. Okay. What are they citing? Okay. We can do the petition.
Oh, these are the, wait, were the blind glasses sent me? Oh, right here. These are the glasses
that are blacked out. Okay, love that. Oh, nice. You put tape on it. Yeah, just put
tape on them so they can put them on and then you can't see what the person looks
like when you start drawing. Cute. Love it. Should we do tarot cards? Do you have
Yeah, we can do tarot cards. Wait, where were they?
In here? Yeah. Oh, right here.
Okay, we'll bring that. Tarot cards.
Okay, perfect. That should be good.
Alright, you ready?
Yep. Okay.
I can't wait to see what you do out there, Arke.
I'm ready.
You're gonna do great.
Okay, here we go.
Uh, is the mic still low?
Wait, how is your chat?
Oh, my chat, is it low?
La la la.
Hello hello hello.
What do you think?
It's pre-hard watch. It's good.
It might be my side when I fix it.
Second. Okay.
Okay, how exciting.
Oh shoot, it's okay.
I've had my tarot card.
I mean, I had my, yeah, in red ones. It was pretty good.
Really? We wanted to say like,
Oh, you're gonna have a great future and it's up.
It said that my love will be with the name B.
I thought it would be trouble.
Are you serious?
That's so romantic!
Yeah.
That's so romantic, Archie!
With the name B.
And that was last year.
Oh my!
Oh, hello, who do you know?
And then it said Yugi's love will be with the name S. And then his girlfriend
has the name s right now wait actually yeah actually wait who's this girl dude
her name is I'm Sabrina oh my god that's so cute so it's real I don't know
but that was a little trippy I was like no way okay let's bring everything let's
go
Oh yeah you can read your future and you can tell me something just that doesn't make sense.
Oh wait so should we practice the mic?
Yeah I know yeah we should try the mic but okay if the mic isn't working because this
is my second mic I forgot my other one.
We could go on the Samsung and we can use the zoom on the Samsung as well and then
we can have like that camera be like the POV one.
Yes.
Okay but yeah we could run the Samsung but do you have yours?
I get a mind.
We can get a mind.
OK.
Oh, do we need the air pods?
Oh, yes.
Oh, no, yeah.
I have the air pods.
OK.
All righty.
You have the money?
Huh?
You have the air pod on you?
Mike is still low.
It is?
I don't know how to fix it.
It's on my side, though.
Let me try to fix it.
OK, yeah.
No, yeah.
We can try to fix it.
Ah!
Excuse me.
One sec.
Was it low on the drive?
No.
So just this camera?
I think I changed it, yeah.
Let me fix this real quick.
Okay, you can stare at Chad and whisper him sweet nothings.
No, I'm good, but I'm ready.
Hello, sir, happy holidays.
Happy holidays.
It's already good vibes, you know?
As long as you have good energy, I feel like, you know,
as long as it's in good heart, you can go around
and you could, you know, have fun,
you can go around with people.
Hello, hello, happy holidays, sorry.
I remember the first time I learned how to ride a bike.
I fell, and then my training rules flew off
and then I ran into the road.
Is that better chat? Let me know if that fixed it.
Audio test. Hello, hello, hello?
Hello? Okay, this is gonna be great.
Is it better?
I think it's fine. It's the same?
Okay, let me, a little bit higher gain,
so I don't need our teeth.
No, no, you're good, no worries.
Fix it real quick.
Let's see here.
I think you're doing great though.
already good at talking to them and stuff yeah no yeah the the old me growing up
I used to I used to never be able to talk to people so this this is good character
development for me what's a good thing to start off with chat is up to y'all we
could do anything but I feel like you know maybe we warm up preferably we could do
like I could read someone's tarry and tell them that there'll be a billionaire
or I could tell them that they're gonna go broke in a year okay all right okay
Let's do it.
Is it better?
I think, yeah, I'm sure it's better.
Okay.
Yeah guys, let's do it.
Here we go.
Uh, I guess we have to walk a little bit.
But there were so many people.
No, there was.
It was like a crowd.
I just hope there's no Karen's there.
Have you ever had a Karen experience?
Once.
What?
She was all like, oh, what are you doing?
I'm like, oh, I'm just, how did you sign up for my petition?
And she was like, what petition?
OK, and what'd you have to say?
And then I just convinced her.
And then she somehow believed the petition.
She was like, oh, OK, well, that's a nice petition.
And then she left.
OK, so she was nice.
Wait, let me walk you.
Do you want me to plug in the actual mic tonight?
Um, yeah, we could try it.
OK, Carlisle, can you see my parking?
It's not bad, it's just wobbly.
That's all I park.
It's just a little bit.
I mean, what if it gets the job done?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what?
And we don't get hit from the side.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yay!
Let's test out the mics.
Hello.
La, la, la.
Mic test.
Hello, cats.
We found the first place we could.
Okay.
Can you hold this real quick?
Yeah.
Okay.
Fixer.
Hold, please.
Um.
Okay.
One.
Austin is a nice area though.
You like?
It has good weather.
But in the summertime, I remember when I kill, it's so hot.
It's so hot.
I know.
But, Ron, there's weather.
This is good weather.
Um.
So I like this.
Okay.
But it does get very humid.
Yes, I know. It's like humid right now. I'm like sweating right now.
You are? Yeah. Where do I go? I just have to go that way.
I'll be straight and then on the left.
Okay, great.
Okay.
Fixing, fixing. Give me a second.
Is your chat saying left your only, that's not just me.
Wait, chat. How's the audio? Is it in left your only or anything?
That might just be my side. Let me fix it.
Okay.
Yeah, and if it's, I mean, I could enable you on my toolkit for now, so then-
Is that how it works?
Yeah, yeah, so then whatever you see, no, so whatever I see, like you'll see, so the
audio should be good.
I can enable you.
How do you do that?
Here.
Is that a thing?
Yeah.
I never heard of that.
Cool.
Hmm.
WorldWaftingCat song praise.
Yes.
Let me fix.
I would just need your tool kit thing and then like I can enable you and then and then whatever
settings I have on mines it would just be on yours and then I can disable it and then it'll
go back to normal. Wait really? Yeah. Uh I don't know that info so I think I can just fix it
real quick. No worries. I'm not being a very professional streamer. No you're good,
that stuff happens. Okay this one here and then at least we have a little walk.
Okay that should be fixed. Okay is it better? It's fine. Okay yeah all good.
All right okay let's let's do this. We walked that way. Didn't you have any
Christmas shopping done Arke? Oh I did get some gifts for my friends but
There's a lot more gifts I gotta do so I gotta do last minute last minute. Hopefully have you done your Christmas shopping?
I got some stuff on Amazon. Oh, okay
But but there's a lot of nice stories. Do you have any skim stuff? I heard you love skins
You always talk about I have skim pajamas or just like the pants. Please
It's not the dumpster diving skim. No, no, no, no, no
Yeah, but yeah, you always hype stuff the underwear but yeah, I
I don't know, maybe I'll try them, maybe I'll get around to them.
It's pretty comfy.
Oh, okay.
Wait, we can maybe stop by skims today.
After we're traumatized by interacting, we'll do a little shopping segment.
Hey, I'm down.
Every time I'm here, I have to go to skims and check it out.
Okay, yeah, let's do it.
So soon as we're shopping segment.
Yes.
Okay, so I'm going to start off easy with the challenges.
Oh, perfect.
Okay.
Just seeing how you interact with the Austin crowd a little bit.
If you, okay, I'll match your energy.
Really?
If you start off easy, I'll start off easy.
Oh my god, okay great.
If you give me a tough one, I'll give you a tough one.
How many times have you done this?
Like, I think this will be the third time.
Third time?
Yeah, so.
Okay.
Sounds, and the only thing stopping you was a meow?
Because it's like, sometimes, I don't know, it's like everyone has their limits.
But like, it was just because the person was so nice.
So it was like, I was talking about something wholesome
and then they're like, okay, like now you have to do this.
And I was like, I can't do it.
And then I failed.
So you do a punishment if we fail something?
Yeah, we should.
Punishment?
If you can't do a specific dare?
Let's say you have to...
Chats?
Oh!
Okay, yeah, we could move but but I might you move before I haven't
Okay, so then I'll think of something too that you have to do
Yeah, sure, so your country will be to whoo-hoo and then shut what should we have Emily do wait?
I mean you do it this way over here. Okay
Go the sidewalk. Oh, yeah
Please be nice. I
I have to shower. Oh, yeah, everyone's saying shower clean your house. Please. No, I'll clean it tomorrow. I promise
Okay. Yeah, I got a good one. No, you have to shower and clean the whole house
How about like I have okay, I do have wheel spins, so maybe I'll just do a wheel spin. Oh, okay
Yeah, that's good. So it's like something that it's like another day or basically
Okay, I'll do a wheel spin loser has to jump dumpster dive behind Arby's
Arby's
I my favorite is
Raising canes
The curly files are kind of good. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. There's a lot of people here
Okay, no, no whole bunch. Everyone's just doing their nice holiday show
And we're gonna be terrified
Like, come on everyone!
Okay.
Shall we set up over here?
Yeah.
We, we can do it.
Oh, it's so pretty.
Oh yeah, we can do it like right here.
Okay.
You can sit here?
Oh okay, I'll sit like on the, on the side here.
Yeah.
And then, and then, and then we can deal with that.
Okay, maybe, maybe you'll be on that side or something.
Yeah, somewhere over there.
Oh yeah, there's a lot of people over there.
This is right in front of the Apple Store.
What if Apple Store people are mean?
They might be mean.
They think they're gonna be a little sassy or something?
Yeah.
There's a lot of people outside the Apple Store.
They're all trying to get the new iPhone or something.
All of the iPhone 17 Pro Max.
What do you have?
I have the 15.
I have the 16.
15?
Ooh, that's big.
Good stuff, RK.
Okay, oh yeah, this is like...
Oh my god, there's a lot of people.
A little bit of a...
Okay, yeah, we can do it over here.
Oh my god, I'm scared for you.
And then we'll shop at Skim's after.
On Skim's!
Oh wait, this is Skim's?
Yes!
Up here!
I'm down to cop some Skim's.
Okay.
This is perfect.
Let's go.
I'll do your stuff for them.
Alright, who is the first victim?
Oh god.
Okay.
We can be like here.
We can maybe stare you over there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Good luck, Arky.
We can use your Samsung's on you and then we can use that lens to zoom in from far away
Yeah
Okay
Okay, a little flashbang
Oh wait wait Emily
Send the shrinky thing. I can help you right now
It's like seconds
I think every better cuz I think they're gonna put the camera in the black in the bottom
And then I have the other one in the main area. So you go here, here, here.
Well I'm learning some tech. Love it.
And then...
And just...
And send me...
This. Send me that and then it should be good.
Okay.
And then boom.
Um...
This is so cool, never done this.
And then I will enable you and then everything that's on my screen should be on your screen
so it should be good.
Okay, fancy!
Oh, this is a new lens?
Yeah, this is the one for far away, so that's why we should use the Android 2 if you can
start that one.
This lens is so nice, how much was this, Archie?
It was a couple thousand.
Fancy, it's super clear, you can see our pores probably.
I know, yeah.
Oh my god, look too close!
Oh my!
Is this in 3D?
Hello! Hello!
Oh my god, look at the Apple Store.
It's so busy.
Imagine what you do when you laugh and you lose in the Apple Store.
Oh god.
We could do that.
They're gonna pick us up.
Okay, I just enabled you and it should switch over.
Emily Shai, let me know if you guys can see what...
Otto, can you put something on the screen to know?
Thank you, Otto.
What's his name?
Auto! Thank you, auto!
The lens is so nice.
And then we can start.
Pause, champ. Is this 4K?
Looks crazy!
Okay.
We can see the things, auto!
And then...
You can, like, you can, like, like...
Put this on my face.
Like, take a seat, and then, yeah.
Or you can just put it on your face.
Yeah.
And then hear the air pause.
And then I'm ready to go.
Okay.
Pause and ruckus and...
Austin, Texas, I love it.
It's not showing yet?
Okay, hold on. Let me see.
Well, I gave you my first ingest stuff. Oh, is that one on the first ingest? Get it. Oh, okay.
Honestly, she has to switch her first ingest. Oh, yeah. I switched my first ingest? Yeah. Do you know how to switch it?
Yes. Okay.
Oh, I see, I see. That's so cool. Oh, is this my phone? Yeah, here you go.
Yeah.
So this is, okay.
Oh yeah.
You can do that after.
Okay.
Got it.
Did you know that I have Arke's location?
Oh yeah, you do.
No, you were the first person I've ever given my location to.
Thank you.
It was because my account was messed up.
I didn't know how to give a location.
I love it.
Of course.
But now, it's cool.
Now it's like a little like a, it's like Sims.
I can see where everyone's at.
Yeah, I can see.
I was like checking out like the location and stuff and I was like, wow, Arke's
L.A. already and stuff.
Okay, does this look good?
We see the overlay now.
This is so awesome.
It's good now?
Perfect.
Okay.
And so now, does this need to stream to my second?
Yeah, second one, and then Auto will pull it up.
Wait, Auto, can we have Emily's second ingest?
Can you ask for that one?
And then we'll pull it up.
And then I think Auto will just do everything.
Okay, thank you, Auto.
This is high tech.
I love it.
Thank you so much, Arke.
Yes.
new every day. And then also if the spot gets hot, we could grab the van and then we could park
somewhere right here and then we could be super-hitting. Okay, I think we should try that.
Yeah, we will have to be close. Do you want to get the air pod working? Yes, here we go.
go. Hi. Can you fix this? Oh my gosh! It's so cool to have such a nice camera. Okay,
this way. Happy holidays, everyone. Happy holidays. Hope everyone's nice. Okay, I
This one. Camera is so good.
Okay.
See if that works.
Okay, and then the air pods are ready.
Okay. I'm sweating. I'm nervous.
I'm glad you take this.
No, no, no, trust. It will be good.
Okay.
Okay, so I grab one.
Yeah, and then, and then, yeah, you can just call me.
And then I have a second air pod that I'll use.
Okay.
I'll place them right here.
Okay.
And then you call me and then I'll be like over here.
And then we can start it off.
Okay, Arke.
You ready?
Yes, I'll start it easy.
I don't even want to do it and I'm nervous.
Okay, you got this.
Yeah.
No, I'm ready.
The background blur.
Wow, I can't wait to watch clips of this later.
Yes, so then your face would be on the phone
and then I'm pretty sure Otto's putting it up right now.
And then I'll be on that one from far away, Zoom Day.
Okay.
And then let me hide the mic a little bit.
No, oh my God!
Oh, do they look nice over there?
Okay, they're all nice, they're relaxing.
Here, here I go.
What do you want me to do first?
Okay.
I have the tarot cards and I have the notebook.
Okay.
Do you want me to take the tip jar?
Not yet.
Well, let's start up with just some people interaction.
Okay, I'm gonna call you now.
All right.
Okay, I think he's picking up.
Hello, hello.
Hi, Archie.
Hello.
Okay.
Okay, so he's walking, okay.
So the thing you're gonna do is
just, look at the Christmas tree.
The Christmas tree.
Oh my God, I'm scared.
Hello, happy holidays.
Oh, that's so scary.
Just give it a big, like, get up to it and start hugging it.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, that's so nice.
Okay, um, there's a person on the other side.
Ask, okay, she's wearing pink.
Ask her if she wants her picture taken, because she just took a photo of it.
Okay, okay, I can do that.
Yeah, she's taking pictures.
Oh, Merry Christmas.
Do you want to join the photo? I can take it of everyone. Yeah, I got you. No problem
Yeah, no problem. Oh nice phone iPhone 17. Okay. Say say cheese
Looks great. Hold on. Let me get the angles
Gotcha
Let me know if you like them. Okay. If not, I can try again
lovely good okay happy holidays okay now I'm behind you there's a guy in a red
sweater just like sit sort of close to him okay yeah just like start this pop
and maybe just like go on your phone to see what he does
nice weather huh nice weather what are you guys shopping for holidays from
Austin oh from delish oh I want to go to india next year I would love to go
Yeah!
Great to meet you guys there.
Hello sir.
You can stay or leave or I'm out.
They left.
Um, oh.
Can we get a little closer?
Maybe like down there.
Okay.
A little closer.
Okay.
Next.
So they left when you talked to them.
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, they didn't really like me that much, maybe.
It's okay.
No worries.
Maybe they're just trying to celebrate.
Sit back down on the on the stone part, okay, on the other side so we can see your face.
Yeah.
You know where you sat earlier?
Yeah.
And then just like, just like go, sort of man-spreading and just, it just starts
It's tying really loudly.
Ahhhh.
Life like this sure is sweet.
Okay, it just keeps tying.
Ahhhh.
Nice, huh?
The UK is the question where we all go.
Everyone left when I came.
They did it.
Okay, you cross the street.
other side there's actually people over there okay yeah okay okay okay um you're
gonna start okay do do a little song start start singing carol the bells like
in the like maybe like to yourself a little bit what song is that carol the
Oh, and any Christmas song you like?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, everyone left again.
Where did everyone go?
Where is everyone?
I wish you a merry Christmas.
I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
Da, da, da, da.
I feel everywhere I'm going, people are leaving me.
Okay, maybe go closer to the Christmas box.
Oh yeah, it makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, and then...
Hello! Happy Holidays!
Would you mind if I hear a little Christmas song?
I love it.
Okay.
Feliz Navidad!
Fue pero a ellos, felizidad.
Feliz Navidad!
You better, I and yours, better leave, see that.
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas.
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
from the bottom of my heart.
Okay.
Ahem.
Okay, great job.
Okay, I'll come back.
You guys like that one?
Oh.
Ha ha ha.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Great job.
You can come back to home base.
Okay, okay, I'ma come back.
I'ma come back, I'ma come back.
You ate that. You ate that, Arkey. That was amazing.
It's a busy intersection for sure.
No, yeah. It's busy.
Good job, Arkey!
Okay, you gave me easy ones?
Yes, yes. We'll do easy ones first. Those are easy.
That wasn't too bad.
The singing one, I got a little nervous, but I just sucked it up.
You did so well.
Alright, that was your turn.
Okay. The mics are a little bit crackly, but it's okay.
So we can't go that far?
Yeah.
So the further we go, the worse it gets?
Is it that, or is it just crackly in general?
I think yeah.
It's only crackly when it's far, right, Chad?
OK, yeah.
So we can stay, like, not too far.
Hide the mic.
Oh, yeah, when far.
OK.
Distance.
OK, yeah, we won't go too far.
All righty.
OK.
I'm going to watch you have the tarot cards.
I do tarot card rating?
Yes, I feel like it's good, you know, you could have some people wish them a blessing.
Okay, maybe I'll go over there.
Yeah.
It might be close enough.
Here you go.
Here are your tarot cards.
Thanks.
Can I have this anyway just for fun?
Yeah, you can have that just for the aesthetic.
Okay.
You can look professional.
Okay.
And then, yeah.
Okay, let's do it.
Here's your pen as well.
You can have a pen in your pocket.
Okay, I'll have the other ear.
Oh, you want the other one?
Yeah.
the left here. This is going to be great! Thanks, Arkee!
Oh, wait, I think I... You might have it in your pocket.
Oh, really? Yeah. Do you?
How did I talk to you? How'd you hear me?
Oh, because this is a different air pod. Oh, no, no, let's...
Oh, you want to switch? Yeah, then I get my luck. Okay, so the ride's better.
Okay. Okay, here we go. Okay, but let's start off a little easy.
I got you. No worries. Good luck, Emily.
Thanks, and then uh, let me know if it might the travel save the mic is crackly. Okay, gotcha
Okay, hello. Hello. Can you hear me? Yep, okay?
Okay, what should we have her do first chat?
All right, so Emily do you do you see those people next to the tree with the dog?
Yeah
I'm good. Oh wait, I'm gonna watch it to go up to them. Oh wait. I'll give you this. Oh, yeah, take my phone
Oh, yeah, take my phone.
Okay, cool.
Switch phones, because they're different AirPods.
Okay, got it.
Okay.
Okay, Emily, I'm going to watch you roll up to, you know, the couple with the dog,
and then I'm going to want you to read their fortune,
and then I'm going to tell you what to say for their fortune once you talk to them.
Good luck, Emily.
Oh, look, they're coming towards you.
Hello! I love the dog! What's the dog's name? Maybe? Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Do you have time for me to read your fortune?
One minute real quick.
For one minute? Hi! Nice to meet you! The dog...
Oh, no, don't worry. Thank you. Your dog is so cute. Hi, lady! Thank you!
Okay, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Okay, okay next okay you you can oh
Nice, yeah, yeah, you can smell the flowers, you know
Okay, you could go up to let's see next time someone comes. Oh, yeah nice daisies flowers
Okay, do you see that old man with the bag?
You can just tell him have a happy holiday.
Oh, yeah, him walking away.
Hello, Sire.
I hope you have a happy holiday.
Okay, you can go up too.
How did an happy holiday work?
Okay.
Emily, you gotta smile more.
I am smiling!
Okay, okay, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, interesting.
I never heard someone say no to a happy holiday.
Wait, I think you have more aura than me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Am I giving off stinky aura?
No, they can just tell you're a little nervous. It's okay. What would you get over the nerves?
Yeah, people could tell you're nervous. It's like a dog knows that you're scared of it. Okay, okay, right
Now, okay go up to
Let's see who's nearby
Maybe
Okay, the family walking across the street, you can ask them right behind you, um, if
you can reap their fortune, but they're in a rush, so it might not work.
I can't!
I can't help it!
The fortune is too hard!
Okay, okay, you can have them sign up for a petition, okay, okay, so we'll make a petition
Yeah, okay, maybe it's like legalized eating ass.
Oh, you're down to do that?
Okay, yeah, let's do that.
Legalized eating ass.
And then you have to get five signatures.
Wait, wait, maybe I shouldn't do legalized eating ass.
Okay, or to be legalized.
Um, um, um, um...
Hmm, that's a good one.
We could do...
Yes!
That's us!
Nice to meet you!
Let's get a photo.
No, nice to meet you.
Hi!
Nice to meet you guys.
We're just going to talk to you.
Yes!
Yeah!
Yo, where are we?
Thank you guys.
Nice to meet you guys.
Oh, photo?
Yeah.
How are you?
Good.
Nice.
Have a great night.
Have a good one.
Oh, wow.
Hello.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I saw you earlier.
I like you.
There's no way that's true.
Oh, that's making you know my name.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Great.
Thank you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Have a great night.
Have a great night!
Oh yes, I was trying my best.
Hi, nice to meet you, you're so cute!
Aww, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, have a great night!
Happy holidays!
Okay, you can...
Legalize.
Um, um, um, how about like, phones on rollercoaster?
Okay, yeah.
We can start off with that.
Phones on rollercoasters.
That's good.
Oh my god.
What's like a normal like, petition thing?
People petitioning for.
Smoking weed.
We can like, yes.
More than should be a sport.
What?
I know your name.
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
You call me Sikor, but Sikor is amazing.
Oh, you're Jason's.
And this isn't Jason and I'm not Jason. Oh, yeah, I look like a little bit. No, I'm Arke. Yes, nice to meet you
Do oh yeah, yes us. Yeah, great to meet you guys
Oh you can be twerking as a Olympic sport, okay, I like that
Okay, twerking as an
a lip
sport and you got to get five signatures. Okay that's easy enough. How am I doing
Arc? I feel like I really they're all scared of me. No it's okay look right now
people you know they're just in a rush but you'll find someone who you know who
has some time in a great mood and then you get them to sign for twerking as an
Olympic sport. You are so good at like going up to people. You think so? No I've been leaving you.
Okay, okay, I'm just five five five signatures. Okay Emily. Okay, but you got to tell them for what it's for
Okay
Oh
No
Hi, sir. Oh, I was wondering would you like to sign my petition twerking as an Olympic sport?
Really you like to throw the booty back. Oh
Thank you! Nice! So much! Yes! Yes! Okay, one down. Oh, oh, hello, Madame. Oh, hi, Madame!
Would you like to sign my petition? It's twerking as an Olympic sport. Like the twerk.
I'm sorry. Oh, that's okay! No problem! Have a great day!
It's okay. It's okay. You're one for two. One for two.
Okay. You could go up to
that couple.
Who?
They just walked past you. Okay, you go up to those girls drinking matcha over there?
They're cute. Taking photos.
They're cute girlies. Am I bothering them? No, no. It's just a two-second petition.
They're taking selfies!
Oh, I found a victim.
Okay, ask him, ask him.
Victim!
Okay?
Oh, yeah, ask him.
Hello, LuSire!
I was wondering if you could sign my petition.
It's twerking as an Olympic sport.
Twerking as an Olympic sport.
I have one signature already.
Isn't that impressive?
Okay.
I'm not sure.
I think his name is Kent.
I don't believe it.
Oh, yeah, it was a stranger would you like to sign it as well, please sure. Yeah
You only need five thing yes, you're probably more yeah, but maybe with these five they'll be like wow
Yeah, well definitely a torquing has Olympics for thank you so much
Have a great day. Nice. See there you go
Yeah, two for three easy
I love you guys' outfits!
You guys look so cute!
Are you guys doing some Christmas shopping here? Just relaxing?
Happy birthday!
What's your name?
Sarah! Nice to meet you, Sarah!
I'm organizing 1,000 digits of piper.
I did that in April or something.
Thank you for watching that!
Thank you!
My friend met you on H-Mart here.
Oh, here? Or a different H-Mart?
In Austin.
In Austin? I don't remember, but it's so nice!
Do you have Nova and Naomi?
Nova and Naomi?
Oh, is her name Nova and Naomi?
Yeah.
Wait, I think I've met her at a 33 Ranch or something.
Oh, what?
Maybe.
But yeah, I guess she was really nice.
Nice to meet you, Sarah!
Let's take a photo.
Thank you!
Have a great day!
Arky, does this count?
You can still ask them.
Okay, that's okay.
But it didn't count, so yeah.
That one didn't count.
You need three more.
I think you should take over.
Okay, I can take over.
Let's go.
It's your turn.
It's your turn to shine.
You did great, Emily.
Really?
Really? I think I'm getting a little bit more confident with this!
Yes! You got two signatures!
Yes! That's really awesome! You can do it all!
Okay, I can finish it.
Okay, you got this.
Good, better!
Okay, have fun!
Okay, here I go.
Okay, um, alright, Tarky.
Maybe ask
Okay, the first person. Oh, you don't have your left. They're really. Oh, wait, they're walking. Excuse me guys
Oh, wow, I knew there's gonna rush. I was wondering if you guys wanted to sign a petition real quick
Okay, okay. Yeah, no worries. No worries. No worries. No worries. Oh, you know good though. Yeah, no, yeah, they're moving too fast
Hello, sir. Oh, I was interested if you'd be interested in my petition. I'm currently doing a position to making
um uh twerking as an Olympic sport we're trying to add more Olympic sports to the you know to the
Olympics and being more okay what are you saying what are you saying hello sir uh I'm trying to add
more Olympic sports to the Olympics and I was wondering if you would be interested in signing
it to have a twerking as an Olympic sport and into the 2028 Olympics yeah twerking here I know
come on my brother I feel like people would like that hey I'm rewatching yeah yeah yeah
Sign up for that, come on.
Thank you sir, and happy holidays.
You too, man, stay good.
You too.
Thank you.
Yes.
Easy, easy.
Excuse me, good sir.
I'm learning to be interested in more Olympic sports,
and I was wondering if you would be interested
on this as a thought.
I want to add to working as an Olympic sport
in the 2020 Olympics, and I'm trying
to gather all my signatures.
And I was wondering if you'd be interested in signing off,
you know what I'm saying, as we build up
try to rally all the fans. You're down? Thank you man! You understand? Are you
familiar with twerking? Yeah, right there. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but I feel like
you know twerking takes a lot of energy, a lot of skills, a lot of training. Yeah,
thank you bro. Nice arcade D5. No, I need one more. Okay, nice. Okay, okay. Wow.
Quick with it, quick with it. I love the confidence. Yeah, you know, I feel
like if you yap enough sometimes they get lost and then they'll be like okay
yeah let's do it selfie okay okay okay that's a good idea okay yeah have a
Have a good one.
Bye.
I will challenge you have to get a girl to sign it and it can't be one of those girls
is.
No.
Okay.
I'm not the mom.
Okay.
No.
Yeah.
No mom.
Oh, I can ask the older lady right here.
You would.
I don't know.
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm doing a petition and I was wondering if you'd be interested.
Oh, no worries.
Have a good day.
Okay.
That was good.
She was really nice.
yeah yeah good job good job you're doing great okay maybe I'm getting a
little nervous okay no I got it a girl's kind of hard okay one of these
girls no way that's her mom what about what about the holidays excuse me quick
question I'm doing
one more I can do I can do I can do I can ask a guy or go like that guys he's
like definitely he's right inside of it oh I can nervous okay okay okay I got
right here right here hello excuse me I'm looking to add more Olympic sports and
I was wondering if you guys are interested on signing my position I was
I'm looking to add twerking, dancing as a little bit more.
It's gonna be, it's not even signing off.
Hey, don't worry, I'm gonna, oh my God.
I tried to relax.
Okay, I think you're doing an amazing job.
Okay, okay, one more, one more, one more.
Okay.
I can access family right here.
Okay, let me know when you wanna tap out
and I'll do a girl, but I think you can do a girl too.
Oh my God, the girl, getting a girl
It's pretty hard.
You guys have a great day.
I can't.
I froze.
You're really good.
You're really good, Archie.
Okay.
Nice try.
I froze.
I couldn't do it.
Go a little closer to the tree.
So close to the seven.
Okay.
Perfect.
Oh man.
Okay.
Who else?
Hello sir.
Good day, good day.
It has to be someone that...
Just need one more.
I could do this. No this is really hard chat. It's a lot harder than...
Okay, there's two beautiful girls behind you.
Hello, I'm doing a petition. I was wondering if you guys would be interested?
No? Okay, happy holidays.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Everyone's last minute Christmas shopping during a rush.
Okay, I'm gonna have to try and get it.
They are...
Happy holidays, happy holidays.
Hi, excuse me ma'am, I'm doing a petition looking to add more Olympic sports to 2028.
And I was wondering if you would be interested in having a dancing, twerking as an Olympic sport.
I already have four extendetries, and I just need to add one more.
This is hilarious.
Yes, would you be interested?
No, no.
Yes, talk to me.
Hold on now.
Yes ma'am.
Tell me about...
twerking?
No, I know what that is.
Okay, okay, okay, sorry
Because I think you know
Yes, because I think we need more female representation in the Olympics because I'm a male feminist and I think dancing is a great way
To show off someone's ability to be in shape someone's ability to take care of their body and also be fluid with movements
Specifically twerking. Yeah, it's just cuz twerking, you know, it's like an art form. You know a lot of people
I think it is, I'm just curious why it's a Olympic because do you have to...
No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, okay.
I think it's Olympic.
I'm talking about the physiology of it.
The physiology of twerking.
So twerking, you know, the butt is one of the largest muscles within the body.
I have to say that was my real estate.
Yes!
Okay.
What are you...
What are you saying?
She's walked away.
Okay, I'll argue with that.
Was she trolling me?
What the hell was that?
Hello, sir. Would you like to sign this petition for having twerking as an Olympic sport?
Hell yeah, huh?
My brother, I appreciate you.
You signed NIGGA?
Alright, thank you, man.
Alright, good.
I'm standing in the street.
Oh, sorry.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hey.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Thank you.
I think she was, I don't know if she...
Oh, hello.
Hi.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Would you guys be interested in signing the petition?
Okay, here you go.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, sign right there.
I love your hair.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Oh, thank you.
I feel like you know it'll be a good addition to the Olympics, you know?
Oh, yeah, she's put another line and you can sign right there, sir. Yes
I'm glad you guys like it. Yeah shout out to working
Hey brothers
Hey
Okay, that was crazy
She was there. She was interested. She was very interested.
She was talking. It was cute.
Then I asked her about the turkey. She was like, why twerking?
So then I was like, twerking's good because, you know, it's a very hard sport.
Like, you have to shake your whole body and your butt's the biggest.
Right when I said your butt's the biggest muscle, she was saying,
I was waiting for that. And then she just walked away.
I was so confused.
Oh, that's so cool that she said that.
Yeah. So I was like, yeah, the butt's the biggest muscle.
And she said, yeah, I know. I was waiting for that.
And then she just walked away.
So I if I was better at better at like communicating or explain I thought I could have convinced her because she was
She was on the fence. She was really cool. Yeah, that was nice. I love but she was kind of intimidating
She had me nervous
With a mouth a gate
Yeah, we got one two three four five six we got seven signatures
Who signed that it was the guy he signed himself as a as a nigger
Accounts
We did it
What was the scariest part I think I think that lady oh man
I don't know what I was gonna ask the family or the couple. Yeah, but then I just felt like and I shouldn't ask them
So then I stopped I got nervous right now. You have like like they could feel it out
Yeah, I think you're good at reading like okay. I think our goals to get one tarot card
Okay, you want to do the tarot card reading? Yes, I'll try to do what we can do it together
But I feel like okay. Yes, we do the tarot card reading together
So it can be like both of us there. We can be tarot card dual readers. Okay. Okay. We got this
Tarot card dual readers here we go
That's surely they would they would want it
And then and then we gotta just go off of each other's
like energy yeah yeah yeah like the vibe
or you could be the good cop I could be the bad cop
okay oh yeah you're gonna live a long life
but then I'll be like but you're gonna die a terrible death
ooh I like that I like that
yeah so we could do that
okay let me make sure oh get my phone
oh yes
make sure Chet's good with the
thing with Bobber
okay we'll find one person
yeah let's do it
you're doing great though I'm very thoroughly oppressed
thank you
What do you think about the Austin people so far, everyone nice?
It was pretty nice. Some people are all in a hurry because it's holiday season.
100%. Okay.
How about you sit here and I'll start campaigning.
Okay, let's do it.
Free tarot card reading!
Hello!
Oh, we're doing free tarot card reading!
Yes!
Oh, thank you!
You're so sweet!
Oh, thank you!
Would you like to pull a card?
Choose a card.
Any card of your choice and we will begin the reading.
I love this guy.
Okay, now choose two more.
This is the Nine of Swords.
Nice.
The King of Swords.
A lot of fortune.
Okay, last card.
The Knight of Pentacles!
Wow, you know what that means, right?
This means you're going to have a lot of fun in the next few months.
Butts! Butts!
It means a lot of fun in the next few months, but in the next year, it might come a little bit of bad luck.
So the next months are going to be good, but the next year you might have a little bit of bad luck.
However, that bad level will immediately become good luck because you are so sleigh with your King of Swords!
Yes!
Yes, look at amazing.
And what about the Nine of Nine of Swords?
The Nine of Swords.
So that's a sign that your lucky number is the number nine.
So on the ninth of every month, you would have a lot of fortune come your way.
I've been seeing a lot of nine, nine, nine.
You have!
I've never, ever, ever heard of it.
There you go.
This is, that's good.
That's good.
But also, it's the law of alchemy.
So with the number nine being your lucky number, the number eighteen will be your unlucky number.
But it's all, but so we avoid 18 however, nine's really good.
And this also shows that you're very slain.
You have great fashion.
Yes.
Do I?
Yes, you do.
I was like, I need to get real fast.
No, you guys look great.
Thank you so much for doing our shoot guys.
Oh, no.
Thanks.
Great to meet you.
Tiktok or Instagram or?
Oh, Tiktok.
It's TikTok or Orky.
It's, um, extra Emily.
And then my name's extra Emily.
You're so nice.
Thank you.
Hi.
Oh, hey.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I'm going to take a photo.
Let's do the order of, hey.
Hey.
What's your name?
Oh my gosh.
Nice to meet you, Roly.
Hi, Roly.
Roly.
Oh, Roly.
Do you think he's saying Roly for me to the K-pop?
Oh, yes, K-pop.
K-pop demon.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Oh, wait.
What do you do?
She looks like Zoey.
Do I?
I really like Zoey.
Oh my god.
I like Zoey.
Zoey's my gangster.
Oh my god.
Merry Christmas!
Oh yes!
I hope Santa gives you a lot of gifts.
Yes! Love Santa!
A little soda pop, you know that song!
Da da da da da da da da da!
High-five!
Yeah, you're so cute!
A little soda pop!
Merry cr- oh yeah, dance moves too!
Oh yeah man, let's see your moves.
Oh, cute!
Hey, nice!
Thank you!
Oh, another customer!
Okay, let's do some more tarot card readings.
Nice moves, Rowdy.
Okay, choose three cards, which everyone's called to you.
Okay.
There you go.
Eight.
Oh, that's a nice move.
One, two, and three.
Okay.
He chose his three cards.
Nice flip.
You got the eighth of swords.
The eight of swords.
the six of pentacles, six of pentacles, and the five of cups, okay, this is good, this is good,
okay, so I see, so, okay, what would you like to say about the night, so the age of sorts means that
you're gonna have adventure soon, on January 8th anything planned for that day? Not yet, maybe
You plan something nice.
And then also, the five of Pentacles...
Cups.
Five cups mean that you will have great rejousing and great feasting.
So make sure upcoming, maybe a sign for the Christmas or the New Year's Feast, make sure
you bousk and, you know, family and honor them and stuff like that.
And...
The six of Pentacles means you'll be spending time with a lot of friends and family soon.
Yes!
Butts! Wait, butts! Also, also it's a double untundered. Do you guys have any pets?
Yes.
Make sure to be careful with your pet. Do not let them accidentally run out of the house or run away,
because this is a sign to be careful with your pets.
Yeah, so don't let him out in these upcoming days, because it can bring bad fortune.
But if you just close eye, it'll be great.
Yeah, everything should be good.
So nice to meet you guys!
Have a good night!
Oh, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, sir!
Have a good night!
Oh, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
Shake, shake, shake!
Have a good night!
See you soon!
So cute!
Okay, Thomas, go right on!
Okay, we did it.
I didn't think that would be so wholesome.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
That's good.
I feel like we run a smile to their face.
Are you going to say bad things?
I'm like, oh, no, I just can't.
We can't give them bad luck.
We have to say good things to them.
You were the good cop.
I was the bad cop.
Yes, yes.
I was like, whatever you said, that's what I know.
However, you'll still have a great fortune.
Wait, that was nice.
They were so, like, OK with it.
No, yeah, they were.
They're very nice.
See, some people are very open.
Yeah, and that's good.
Yeah.
OK, what do you want me to do next?
OK, I want to start giving you more dares.
Me?
OK, I'm down.
OK, you can just take, oh, let me get, do you have your airpod?
Yes.
OK, I have mine too.
I'm just going to start making you just do stuff.
He he he he he.
Oh, people are saying I was a good fortune teller.
Yes, when you were saying like the cat and stuff,
like you literally knew their lines.
I think they were like, wow, they're like really
feeling it, you know?
Yeah.
They're like, yeah, that's true, that's true.
Okay.
I could have been a millionaire
if I were to tell her back in the day.
Oh, you could.
Let's give her a new calling, Archie.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna...
Should we rotate, or do you want to stay here?
Um, yeah, we'll rotate, but you go first.
Okay.
Okay, good luck.
I'm ready.
Okay, call me.
Wow, this is going quite great.
Okay.
I'm ready.
All right, we're doing lovely.
That was perfect.
I know.
OK, so, Arke, as you're standing there.
Yes?
Oh, I think you have the wrong switch phone.
OK, wait.
Oh, wrong phone?
OK.
Yeah.
Switch.
OK, I was confused.
Yeah, that's on the little screen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, are we live?
Yes!
So do you know Twitch?
Do you want to say hi to the chat?
Hey.
Do you want to say hi?
Hello.
How is your day going?
Oh good, are you doing some Christmas shopping?
Yeah.
Everything?
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Have fun.
Nice to meet you.
I'm right here.
Oh yeah, you can go on that side.
Oh, I have this camera.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
She's on that one.
She can go over there.
Oh, really?
That's right.
So I can't go too far.
Oh, you can go.
You can go.
Yeah, she can go like right there.
Yeah.
Right here, it's like, you know, okay.
Okay.
Good idea.
Too many cars.
Nice.
I can hold this.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, let's go.
Let's get a little rotation.
Let's do it.
We need to be on the same side.
Organs is going great.
Yeah, I feel like we're making people happy.
I know.
Bringing some laughs.
Oh, this is good.
I was nervous there would be 10 hate threads.
But this is really not bad.
Yeah.
over here. Okay. We'll hide over here. You need to give me some good dares for
Archey. We'll do a chat-only dare segment. Oh, we could be chat-only. Yes. Okay.
Let's go. I'm ready. And then maybe you can go back to being over over there
perfect. Yes. All right. Start off easy Archey and do a Fortnite dance. A Fortnite dance right here.
Yes, of course!
Thank you!
Okay, just start dancing until I say to stop dancing.
Thank you!
Okay.
Oh, somebody's over there. Oh my God, I didn't even see him.
Okay, I'm ready.
You smell so good!
Oh my God, you smell amazing!
Thank you, nice to meet you!
Thank you.
Okay, are you still dancing?
What dance?
Fortnite dances.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, just keep doing all the dances
you know, people are watching, they're admiring your dances.
Yep, keep it up, ay!
Ay!
Okay, another one.
Okay, okay.
Yes, that's good, that's good.
Okay, and okay, if you see that stone over there,
start doing a plank on it.
Like you know, a 2014 phenomenon, the plank.
Right here?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Oh
Okay, wait, I'm like you'd like like lend it bent lay on lower. Yeah. Yeah
I'm not gonna shape anymore the plank where you're like you're like hands are on the side of your body like this
Are you around for that? Yes, and then you're looking at the ground
Yes, you're planking you're planking. Hello. I need you to put your I need to put your head into the greens
So put your head into the into the vegetables and then your legs are sticking out
Yes, good job, Arkey.
Like this?
Yes!
You're planking.
Okay.
You look amazing.
Are you sure I look amazing?
Yes, yes.
So, okay, you're going to just keep planking there until more people walk by and observe
the amazing phenomenon.
They're taking a picture of you.
Help!
I love you.
Help, help.
Yes, yes.
Good plank.
Maybe someone helps me?
Okay, no one's helping.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I'm good. I got out. I was stuck.
This one's a little hard.
Oh, yeah. Wait. Oh, oh, did I see you at the airport?
And you thought my name was Jennifer or something or Tiffany?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry. Was I right here? Nice to meet you.
Yeah. Nice to see you again.
Yes, yes. I'm a live streamer and this is my friend.
Hello, hello. Nice to meet you.
Oh, yeah, I was some moves and stuff, you know, I was getting loose nice to meet you, bro
Yes, yeah, so yeah, we're just doing a little stream spreading some holiday cheer holiday cheer
Remind me your name again James. Oh, yeah. Nice to see you. Good day. Have a great night
Yeah, oh extra Emily and then his name is Arkee
Yeah, we're all making Tik Toks and stuff.
Nice to meet you, James.
Yeah, of course.
Let's do it.
I see a lot of Asian people on TV, so I wasn't sure.
No, yeah, don't worry. There are a lot of Asian people.
I am Asian.
Yeah, me, I'm 5% Japanese.
Really? What's your name, Japanese?
Aikido, Dugodesuka. How do you go with the name?
A little bit.
I don't understand it.
Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
You know Japanese?
I know.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do you guys like my height?
Let's do it.
Oh, with the, with the, yeah.
Beautiful.
With the tree, yeah.
Three, two, one.
Nice.
Nice to see you.
Nice to get a photo.
Thank you, James.
Nice to meet you, James.
Nice to meet you.
Have a great night.
Oh, nice.
That's so funny.
Okay, great.
Okay, we can...
Oh, hi.
Hi, how are you?
Of course.
I would love to!
Yes, you guys look great.
Oh, Archie, do you want to take a picture of them as well?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, you guys look so cute.
Okay, Archie, drop in there.
Oh, I can get in?
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Okay, then leave.
I'm going to take the top of the tree.
I thought you guys looked great.
Let me know if you want any more.
Thank you.
Of course.
And then there's more presumed up ones.
Okay, great!
Yes, I'm a good one.
Okay, good job, good job.
Okay.
Yes!
Oh, thank you!
Yes, of course!
Oh, you look so slay.
Hello, nice to meet you.
I'm Arke.
Ren?
Oh, that's nice of you.
That's a great name!
Do you like anime?
Oh, what's your favorite shows?
I've seen it like three times since I came to this school.
What was it?
Oran High School?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oran High School.
Which is like a favorite?
It's like basic, but I love Demon Slayer.
I love Demon Slayer!
Have you guys heard of How to Run a Girlfriend?
No.
Have you heard of it?
Have you guys heard of how to run a girlfriend?
No.
You've heard of it?
I haven't seen it.
It's good.
Oh my God.
Who's your favorite Hashira?
You have a favorite.
It's my favorite.
That's my favorite Goku.
Oh my God.
I was so sad when he died.
So hey.
Oh wait.
You didn't know about that?
No.
Okay.
I don't know about that.
Okay.
You got his arms chopped off.
Ew.
Oh, I forgot that one.
Tengen.
Yeah.
Oh wow, this is nice!
Holiday cheer time!
Okay, okay, let's spoil it. Nice to meet you!
There are spoilers!
Okay, if you haven't seen Dina Slade, you're back.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Rest in peace.
It's been up for a long time.
Let's go dancing, let's go dancing, Arky.
Oh, okay.
Yep, you're doing great.
Yes, spread that holiday cheer.
Yes, doing good.
Keep dancing.
Hey! Hey!
Happy Holidays everyone!
Do you want me to take a photo for you guys?
Yeah, I got you! Happy Holidays!
So nice!
Oh, WU!
Okay, say cheese!
Cheese!
God, let me know if you like it!
Yeah, no problem!
you
How long is this song?
I love all Christmas songs.
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.
Oh, good job, Marcy.
Good job, Emily.
Wait, let's see what we got.
Okay.
$1.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Happy holidays.
Oh my God!
Two dollars!
Yay!
Oh my God!
Nice!
Everyone's so nice!
Okay, come on, this is just amazing, isn't it?
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
What did you say?
What?
Oh.
Thank you!
She takes Benmo.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, it's a gift.
We will gladly take a trinket.
A trinket?
Yes!
Oh, wait, I actually need to go.
That would be so nice.
What's your name?
My name is Ren.
Ren? Thank you, Ren, for the gold!
Thank you so much!
Did you like our dance moves?
It was awesome.
It was a boomerang.
Thank you!
Yeah?
Do you watch Flip?
I did, and then I saw something.
Oh!
That's fair.
Yeah?
Oh, it's okay. You don't say it. Is it like a category that you watch?
Just gaming. Gaming. Gaming is very popular. Yeah, like, I used to watch Johnny Gilbert on there.
Ooh, Johnny! I'm not familiar. I've definitely heard that name. I've definitely heard of him.
I don't know. Sometimes it just like streams and talks to us. Oh, yeah.
People that also like commentary. Okay, I like that. I use this commentary.
Oh, yeah, I react sometimes, so does Arcade, he reacts a lot.
Yeah.
My name is Extra Emily.
Hold on, let me type it into my notes.
Oh, thank you, Red! That's so nice!
You're going to drop us a follow?
I will.
Oh, thank you!
Hey, thank you for the follow.
Wait, what was it?
Extra Emily.
And then his is...
Arcade, ARKY.
They are...
Emily was nominated for streamer of the year.
Stop, stop.
Yeah, yeah, I'm here for two things. He's very humble and great. Yes. Oh, thank you
And thank you for the gum. Yes, this is great. Thank you
Just amazing
Wait, that was good. So we got two dollars in go. I wish we do it or two dollars. Should we give it to someone at the end?
Yeah, yeah
Maybe just give it to whoever whoever you like. Yeah
Okay.
Okay, you keep it.
No, I'm kidding. No, no, no.
We can give it as a, okay.
We can, we can go back.
We can go back to the car,
try to park it somewhere here,
so we can have all the props nearby.
Or we can keep going like this.
It's up to you.
So we can have a couple more props.
Like the drawing one.
The drawing one?
Yeah, I'm down.
You down? Okay.
I don't know what to park here.
No, it might not be that much park here.
It's a little bit, it's a little bit, uh, bold.
Yeah, or we can just bring the box and just have it on the side really. Yeah, I'm down
Or they're saying location change. Yeah, so we can go grab it and then we can go to a new location on the other side or something
Okay, I like that. Okay. Let's do that. Okay. We're gonna rotate location change
Well, everyone is super nice. I'm so I'm so impressed by the civilians
Okay, has Chep been liking it so far
W civilians
How many times have you guys cringe be honest? It's really not that bad. I don't know how this works. Oh
Yeah, this one is that one and then I have an extra one. Okay. Yeah, so you can put it in there. Oh, I see. Yeah
Hello
Three. Yeah, thank you
Oh
So, um, well, I think it's like, uh, bring yourself out of your shell.
Usually, I just try to remember to screw the haters, and the haters that are annoying,
like, like, they like, um, just like, to be yourself, and people will like you for you, of course.
And then if people are like, you know, they're horrible, you just forget that.
Yeah. Me, I try to imagine, uh, everyone naked, so like, it makes me less nervous, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that one I try to imagine when naked so that I'm less nervous and then also the more you like get out your comfort zone
Little by little it kind of like it builds up your confidence. You know, it's kind of like steps
It's like baby steps. So yeah, so like I started by just talking to strangers every now and then even yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh
nice
Oh, yeah
Of course!
So, yeah, I try to just like, day by day, I try to speak to one person new because if you think about it, if you get 1% better every day, by the end of the year you'll be 365% better, which is really good.
So, even if it's a compliment, even if it's asking for directions when I don't really need them, I just always try to just step by step, just like grow and grow.
And what I realize is people are really nice and they're so fine.
They are.
Every time, like we're just out here being fools
and everyone's been very sweet.
So it's like kind of like helps put in perspective
that people don't really mind.
I'm not here all being rude.
Yeah.
So you're always like this way at the beginning,
like do you have that mindset of like,
all out of trouble?
Yeah.
I don't have a time.
Well, I was always a little extra,
but I always took care of what people think,
but with time it gets better.
You just have to be like,
be like, frick them,
I don't care about them,
and then just focus on people that do support you.
Me?
Bathroom stalls back in high school. Yeah, I used to be very shy, but then but then I had friends
I would like push me to be more like extroverted so then I just started growing like that
So is that my friends help me a lot too
Yeah, like people around yes
Like you're the average of the five people and my friends are also very like extroverted and they're good people
So then it made me more open. So yeah
I'm going to be 32. I'm going to be 30. Wow. Why are you saying wow to me?
Wow, that's a crazy perspective. I'm 32. I hope that I'm... I don't know, I just want to be like content with where I am and stuff.
So that's my goal. Mental contentness.
Right now I'm still getting stressed about stuff. I just want to be like, just chilling.
Less scary problems. Yeah, less worries.
Which do you think would be your first step to make your first video?
I just did something that I liked. I did a blog because I like blogging for YouTube
and then I was like, I want to do it for fun. So something that you enjoy, that you're passionate about.
Yeah, to your interest.
Me?
It was, yeah, I started live streaming.
I would just sit in a Discord call with my friends, and I would just gap.
And then as I kept doing it, I just became more and more comfortable with being myself
and telling people about me.
So it was really just my friends.
It was the people that I surrounded myself with.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Similar, yeah.
But then I also have friends that don't do anything on the internet, and they just
live normally.
And yeah, and I still love hanging out with them as well.
Nice to meet you guys!
Have a great rest of your life!
Bye bye!
Thank you so much!
Okay, great!
They're calling us the wholesome jokers.
I like that. That's very sweet.
Can we go to Skim's?
Let's go to Skim's.
Let's do it.
That was nice, Archie.
It was. I enjoyed that.
Very, very nice.
Let's go. I need to see what the different clothes are. Oh, okay. Let me change the lens.
Yeah, both
Hello, Maya
Hello?
Oh no, they've seen some of my clips.
Oh I love that. Hi!
The cute clip. Oh thank you.
Her cute clip.
Wait, what did Maya say? Maya's a cat?
Wait, what did she say?
I love Maya so much.
No, Maya's great.
Hi Maya, I'm Bello.
Someone might type what she putt.
This looks like a movie
but sounds crazy.
I need to see the clips.
I'm sure I'm no I have to give the clips here
Yes, yes, we're the wholesome
Okay, you want to check out the underwear
No, I think it's in the back. Well, let me see here
Oops, I really like their shirts, but I don't know what
When I do this next
you're really horrified.
Yes, you totally do that.
Yeah, of course.
Oh my gosh, I got this tank top I'm wearing from Skims.
Right now. It's great.
Oh, this puffer, this one I want.
This Skims tank top.
Okay, okay.
Oh, there's none stuff.
Like, oh, there's the shape wear and everything.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so, oh wow, oh wow, oh big butt, okay, ginormous butt, okay, oh, is this what you
be talking about?
Yeah, these.
Okay.
Oh, I might...
Yeah, um, I mean, I'm not sure, I think I'm a medium?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Wow.
Yeah, that kind is the stretch and then they come in a three inch thing and a five
inch thing.
Wow.
Which one is the most popular?
I don't know. I think the preference is pretty popular.
Yes.
I'll do the common black medium.
I feel bad. Are you like pressure to buy it? You don't have to buy it.
No, I like it.
You like it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Look.
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
And what are we doing? The three inch thing or the five?
Uh, is this three or five?
That one's the three.
That's something too small. I'll go for five.
Five? Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I feel bad. I think the answer is you want it.
Yeah, I like them.
Oh God!
I'm just dragging one of the skins in there and then you buy the Umbrella on the rock.
Great, great, great.
Okay, there's socks.
That's good.
Socks are good.
All right, well.
Oh, yes.
Oh, and then there's like holiday jammies.
Happy holidays.
Wow.
I lost my skim jacket.
Is this one, I think?
It is.
Wait, what size is this?
uh small. Okay now oh wow it's right there are some slave hands in the front
let's see here. Wow! Isn't that kind of crazy Archie? Look at how it shapes the
butt is that what is this wow I don't think I could wear this right oh my okay
Okay, my work is here, oh, she got it.
Oh, you want me to come in?
Yeah.
I like black.
Okay.
Thank you!
Yes, yes, please come in.
Uh-huh.
Are you sure?
Of course, of course.
I enjoyed the box.
I'm enjoying the box.
Very personal.
No way.
No problem.
I hope it's fun for you.
How are you all?
Yes, we're from Cochran 5 and HNC.
Boxer.
Boxer, yes.
Hello!
I'm not missing you.
WGIP.
Hello, thank you.
Do you want me to do this?
This is like amazing. Love this place.
Yes. This is my first time.
Yeah, I can. That's my number, right?
It's just taller than I thought it would be.
My favorite shirts are the...
Thank you.
Thank you, yes.
Of course.
Very Christmas, thanks guys.
It's for three pairs.
Yeah.
So in case you start yourself, like I said.
Oh
Yeah
Oh, no, yeah, like your pants. Yeah for my pants. Okay. Well, that's unfortunate. Okay
Great job some you're doing amazing. They keep saying it looks like a movie movie magic
Yeah, it's very cute
I used to.
Explained the smell.
Yeah, it's really good station.
Oh, wait.
There's some of the smell?
Did we smell it at all?
Yeah.
After?
No, that's probably really embarrassing moment.
But the last thing, I took too many.
And then for the next couple of days,
I was pooping too much.
And then my butt was hurting.
Wow.
Because I was piping too hard.
That much poop?
That much poop.
Have you ever started?
Yeah, I have.
You do?
I win.
People always say that I don't start,
But it's a very normal thing.
Yeah, because I feel like it happens, especially when you eat so much dairy
or you have so much like with the pork.
Yes, like I show whenever I'm like sick, obviously.
Yes.
Because sometimes you think it's a fart, but it's a shard.
Yeah, my last time sharding was probably like in the beginning of the year.
Really?
Yeah.
I was like maybe a month or two.
Oh yeah, so you're in?
I'm in like two months ago or something.
You're a frequent sharder.
just like I just got a little sick from hi and then you don't remember do that
way oh yeah this way this one oh okay do I know insurance and then I'm
going on it for next year it looks fun but I'm telling we should yeah cuz I
I burnt my pinky.
What?
A couple of months ago.
I burnt my pinky and it's like a little bit, if you see.
OK, so it's not that bad.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
But yeah, I didn't know how to fix it
because I had insurance.
So you just kept it like that?
Yeah.
And you did it yourself?
Yeah, I kind of like put like the tapes in it
and then it kind of hack what he owed me.
It's a little bit bad, but it's OK.
Did you watch it on YouTube?
Yeah, on TikTok.
Really?
You want to take a picture on YouTube?
What to do when you break your pinky?
And it'll say.
TikTok doctor?
Yeah, and then I just take my fingers together.
Ain't no way.
Wow, okay, so you taped it.
Yeah, you know, I'm not the smartest,
but you know, in here now,
it doesn't have 100% mobility, but it works.
What was your worst injury?
Oh, I got a bruise here.
Oh, I remember that.
Wait a minute, how did that happen anywhere?
I was on a mechanical bull,
and it was on the highest speed possible.
I fly off, and my chin hits,
well, it's like a sharp part of the bull.
And then it was bleeding,
and then I got stitches,
all out of pocket for it so I was like because the I do have insurance that's
like $50 a month so I didn't cover anything so I just had to pay out of
out of pocket anyway but that was I remember I see now oh my god ever
since that I like I'm really scared of getting hurt actually yeah I don't like
getting hurt because there was so much work how much was it was like three K
for stitches stitches I break yeah I was pay out of pocket unfortunate but
Yeah, now I'm a pussy now. I'm like if I like get any sort of her I don't want to go back to the hospital again
They're just annoying. Yeah, I think the way to the hospital. It kind of makes me sad
Mm-hmm. Yeah, but you you're able to come up with some ways to
The tiktok remedies. Yeah, I skating my tooth went through my lip
You can kind of be like, oh wait, really? Oh my there?
Mm-hmm. Your teeth went through your lip. Yeah, so I fell on my face
I make it in my teeth get a break
But yeah, I fell on my face and then my teeth went straight through my lip and then I had to pull it out
So what does that mean like which teeth the top or bottom the bottom one through the lip?
Yeah, so we're like boom and then they went through head so yeah
And then how to pull up my teeth for my lip and then like I never got species I just kind of bandaged it up
So like that's why the scar so noticeable
That was when I was like 12 years old so he's a very long time
I didn't do anything for you, I didn't do anything because I was scared of the doctors and I have a fear of needles too.
Really?
Yeah, so literally I get my blood drawn and I almost pass out.
Yeah, but so does my dad, so I think it's hereditary.
Oh, hereditary! Like a movie!
Oh my god, that's cool!
Is that hereditary?
I think it's sort of like phobias?
I didn't know that, that's what she was saying.
Are you like, you saw your dad being afraid and then, and then like, oh I don't mean it.
Oh yeah, I'm meeting him while he's talking about it.
Got him scared.
Mm-hmm.
She was like, yeah.
Yes, okay, awesome.
I'm, uh, my stutter comes from my dad too.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's hereditary.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I don't know why I'm stinky.
I don't think my parents are really bad.
Oh, my mom's kind of disorganized, but not as bad as me.
Maybe?
So.
Yeah.
You know, you're just gonna amplify?
Yeah.
I'm just lazy.
Okay, so quit.
Yeah.
you're done screaming and then what do you do clothes wise with my clothes yes
so let's say you're about to go to bed what do you do I'll most of the time I
just sleep in my clothes the day of the clothes you wore that does yeah I do that
too sometimes yes you just hop right into bed with them that's fine but I'm
just gonna take off my socks because I can't sleep with socks okay yes yes
So I have my jeans on and my jacket, but just no socks.
And socks feel weird.
You're sleeping in your bed with jeans?
Yeah, and then also if I'm in, no, on the airplane,
I can never fly with socks on.
So I always say, yeah.
You have your dogs out.
Just on the plane?
Yeah, because I don't know, I think it's like my circulation.
I don't have good feet circulation.
So I always have to remove them on a plane.
Okay.
But other than that, yeah, I'll just grab my clothes
if I take them off and then I just throw them
in my closet and then.
Oh, really?
I do laundry maybe once every three months?
Yeah, me too!
I can't tell if you're kidding or if you're trying to be relatable to me.
No, I'm not.
I'll have somebody do my laundry.
I'll ask them and then I'll pay them.
What?
Once every three months?
I think I've done my laundry maybe once this year.
Once this whole year, I promise.
I'll give you some music to my ears!
This is amazing!
Yeah, not.
Oh, literally twins!
I'm super lazy.
It's actually terrible.
No, we're not lazy.
We're just doing it.
I'm super lazy. It's actually terrible.
No we're not lazy. We do the other things a little bit.
You're always streaming. You're always grinding. No time for...
Yes, you are too. So it makes sense.
Also, I live with like 10 people.
So like everyone's always trying to wash their clothes.
I don't want to wash my clothes and then someone takes out my clothes and they put it on the side.
Because then my clothes get soggy.
So I'm like, I'd rather not deal with it.
Just don't even do it. Yes.
It makes sense.
Okay, wait, so my belief is like,
let's say you have a shirt, right?
And then there's no stains on it.
That means you don't have to wash it.
Am I right?
Because I only wash clothes that have stains on them.
No, that's 100% valid.
I would never wash my clothes if they don't have stains.
And like my jeans, I never wash my jeans.
I'm not ever washing.
Like, I might be drooling.
I've never washed my jeans.
This is so funny.
Yeah, because like, it's jeans.
Like, the type of material it is, it's totally fine.
And you could work with the worst us break alone
Yeah
Also, I don't have body over me. Yeah, so we don't have to worry. Yeah, I don't really have to walk
I don't have the ABCC 11 so it's
Okay. Yes. Oh my god. Okay. I feel so soon
I mean the first person that is like see to keep like exactly the same height and have whatever people come at you
I'll always be there to fence
Let me see what other like hiding things there are.
We're like twins!
That's amazing!
I feel so like...
I don't know if there's a lot of people in chat too, they just don't want to like...
They're scared to step forward and come out.
Yes, but you can see here, chat, there's two of us.
Yes, you can join us.
If you're like that, don't worry.
There are people like that.
It's us and you.
Okay?
They keep saying that you're lying.
No, I'm not.
You can ask my chat.
Really?
Yeah, my cat...
Yeah, let me see, what do they say?
What's up?
Am I a liar?
What was that?
Thanks, all my fault, you're sorry.
RQ, do you also wear underwear for three days straight?
How often do you wear underwear?
I've had this pair of underwear since I first came to Austin, like, four days ago.
Exactly!
You...
Okay, that's totally fine.
But I haven't been sweating or anything.
As long as it doesn't smell, you can keep it on.
Oh, I say, I keep the stain on the wrong between...
Every shower I do a new underwear.
Yeah, yeah, the showers every day. I have a shower because I've been flying so much, you know why take a lot of time?
Yes, I have a shower so I haven't shown you anywhere.
Thank you.
This is amazing.
I love it.
This is between us?
Yeah, between us.
No, but no, aren't you like, I, I, we are the exact same, like, it's normal.
It's normal, guys.
I still, I, like, it's so, it's so, it took her to be true that you gave, what's your opinion?
They're saying both nasty stop the jelly stinky genius.
No! This is so funny!
You're not always saying you're being nasty, but I'm not even that nasty!
You're not nasty or normal! Cause I'm also the same way!
And I'm all alone!
You're not stinky though, because we had the gene...
They want us to comprehend that they don't have the gene.
Two chuds.
Thank you!
We're a chud!
No guys, it's... oh my god.
Ask her if her bunny isn't watching this if she cancels the collab tomorrow on our disqualification.
It shall be fine.
Does Bonnie know about it?
No, I've never told Bonnie about it.
I'm sure she would, um, like-
You know, support you would have, or what?
Okay, so Emily, do you want to see if we can find a parking spot over there and park nearby?
Or should we just bring the whole box and you want to keep going? Or do you want to just get food?
I like food too.
We could do a lap around. Oh, and then you see it there somewhere. Yes. Okay. And then if we don't
have that
then
We get food. I'm dead. Let's go. And then maybe if we have time we can go to sixth street. Ooh, okay
Do you want to do rock paper scissors for drives? Yes, well right now. Yeah, okay?
Okay
Rock paper scissors shoot
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot.
Ha ha!
Okay, I'll drive.
Here are the keys!
I'll drive later.
Okay.
After dinner.
Okay, great.
Oh!
A question for you, Arke!
Yes?
How often do you change your bed sheets?
I've changed them two times in the past year.
That's not bad.
Pretty good.
That's actually not bad.
Uh-huh.
Well, I make sure, like, I don't sweat when I sleep.
Me either.
You know?
You keep it cool.
But yeah, the two times I watched it, it was when they threw roaches in my room.
Oh yeah, you got it.
And then, I forgot the other one.
I think it's got really dirty.
There you go, nasty twin.
I'm so happy.
I feel so seen.
Yes, love you.
Thank you, Orgy, for making me feel like I'm crazy.
No, thank you.
You're making me feel seething, like my chat always do is call me like dirty.
Yes, why? I don't know why.
How do you call this that bad?
Okay, let's see.
I think yours might be better, might as well lag you right now.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Mmm, let me check.
It's a little bit, I bet, uh, dirty duo.
We good? Okay.
You, you got to change to that one.
Okay, here we go.
Good.
What happened?
The door's open?
I feel weird like sharing your hygiene habits or it's kind of like this is me.
This is the real me.
Yeah, it's like me. I'm very open.
Me too. I am open.
Share everything with my channel.
I love that.
They know everything about me.
We have to share all of our flaws.
Yes, because I feel like that makes it real.
And like I said the people that get it feel so alone, you know
And it's like there's no way people just have a clean room all the time. I don't believe it. At least I'm not crazy
Yeah, no that like if you spend all your time cleaning your room like I feel like that's too boring
Like you know like you go have fun instead of cleaning
Yes
Because like when I'm in the mood to clean out clean, you know, I'll put some music on but
Yeah
Kids one day. Yes, I do. Are you gonna make them be super clean?
Oh
I'm so excited. So when they're like maybe like zero to five all clean after that
they got to use them the chores be like oh my god is that why like case I'm
Tour so that some parents don't do it.
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah.
So like, it's actually good.
I have to.
I was just going to make the kids start cleaning dishes.
Yeah, it's good.
I did a little bit of good habits.
Oh, yeah.
Great.
I do want kids.
Love you.
Yeah, I do.
I want a big family.
Oh, wow.
How many?
Like six, maybe seven kids.
Like actually.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
I want like a ranch.
I want like a ranch in the middle of nowhere.
Like six, seven kids.
Uh-huh.
play sports wouldn't they play an instrument one of them maybe a streamer
another one business man or would they did another one be like an actor they're
all gonna want to be streamers okay I think so are you gonna are you cool
here kids trying to be streamers I think so but that is so weird to think about
I feel okay with it yeah you know I'm a streamer but it'd be so weird how how
And then one of the people in chat are watching like their kids, you know?
I mean, they probably are, which is crazy.
They're gonna send all the clips to the kids.
I mean, that's gonna be funny segments for them, but it's gonna be embarrassing.
No, they're gonna react!
They're gonna react to all your clips.
Everyone.
Oh my god, no, no, they cannot be streamers.
I'm gonna pretend like I'm the doctor.
I'm gonna pretend like I'm not a streamer.
Okay, okay.
How old do your kids need to be to be able to use a phone?
Well, that's a hard one.
like you know this day and age everyone's on their phone true kids are
iPad kids now just scrolling I like I wasn't think that I wouldn't do that but
I probably will because I'm lazy so I probably won't give them iPads okay I
don't want to know your kids are gonna be iPad kids they will they will
you know they're gonna be crying on the iPad I don't know it's gonna be kind of
Interesting. How old were you when you had your first phone? I was 7th grade. How about you? I was I think I was in 8th grade
Yeah, my first phone 12 13 13. I think yeah, it was a flip phone
But these kids these days the kids had did it I like saying
It's crazy. We're like the governor. They just went around and say six seven
What are you just six labs was all six seven jokes. Yeah, I love me was saying six seven people just have run around like
So many like it's crazy. I know it's a new age
They have brain rot but when I'm a mom I want to be the cool mom. I want to like
Oh so you're gonna be 670 and daddy?
Yeah.
That'll be cool. What do you think about going to the cool dad?
Yeah, I'd be cool. So like I see it going in two ways. It's either I become the cool dad, you know, he's hip and stuff, or I become the cool uncle and I just stay single.
Oh no, you should do kids and you want a really big family.
Yeah, but I don't know you could you're so young are you that time? Yeah
I'm like
Yeah, but I'm the girls I have eggs and I might have to start freezing my eggs. Oh, I don't know yet
I might if I'm 30 I might start freezing my eggs
I'm getting old. How many kids do you want? See I want one because I'm only child
I don't want to tell.
No, I can tell.
Really?
Why?
No, you can just tell.
Really?
Have only child syndrome?
Yeah, definitely only child syndrome for sure.
Oh, I didn't know it was that obvious.
From my award show two days ago.
So, I want only child.
I want one child.
Oh, really?
I like the only child.
But then my parents are like,
you need at least three.
So, we'll have to see what happens.
My dad's like, get at least two more throwing.
We're massively having one of you.
I'm like, OK, we'll see.
Yeah, me, I have just my younger brother,
and then I have a lot of half-siblings.
I have two older sisters that are like 40,
that are my half-sisters, and then I
have a baby younger brother as well.
Wow, you're a big family.
Wait, can you tell me honestly,
on our friendship, are you and Yugi brothers?
Me and Yugi are half-brothers.
That's real?
Yeah, half brothers. We're not full brothers.
Okay, so you're actually half brothers?
Yes.
Because I always tell people, like,
oh yeah, Archie and Yugi are brothers,
and people are like, ha, ha, ha!
You know, then you fell for their trap, and I was like, what?
And then I'm like, no, but you wouldn't lie to me.
No, I wouldn't.
But keep saying lie, Cap.
No, we're half.
Because lie, he's creamy.
No!
You know creamy?
What's creamy? I've never heard of that.
They were screaming, it's like Indiana Slay, which means a lot of stuff.
Indiana Slay?
Yeah.
Wait, I found our friendship!
Okay, I...
Why are you...
No, we're...
We're talking, we're talking off-dream.
I don't, I still don't know the truth.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
They just told me off-dream.
Okay, you'll have to let me...
I don't know, I'm like, I'm like so gullible.
Oh my God, there's so many people.
I know, it's scary.
No, it got packed.
Yes, it is.
Like, it's just a Tuesday afternoon.
Wait, the Tuesday or Monday?
Monday. It's Monday.
It's Monday. It's because everyone's doing the last minute Christmas shopping.
Yes. Well, a lot of flip-traffing.
Oh my God, there's people with Santa suits. Maybe they're like us.
Wait, actually? Oh, they're like you're Santa.
Oh, with little hats.
Wait, what's your favorite holiday?
Halloween. What about you?
Ooh, low-key.
Halloween or front of July? I don't like the fireworks.
I've never heard someone say that.
No?
But 4Jaw is amazing.
I've heard it.
Because it's pretty chaotic.
Yeah, I just like pop and fireworks and stuff. I'm just running around
Loan stuff up. It's fun. Yeah, yeah, but it is scary
He's he's a that is a wild pig
What about what about it's how it's scary Halloween is like second
It's just because when I was younger I would always dress up, but then I stopped dressing up
But now that I dress up again, it's fun. Yes, I recommend trick-or-treating
You went for the tree. I didn't go this year, but I went the past 26 years. Oh my gosh
How has it been great every candy and then no one questions me
No, it's awesome. No one question. Yeah, they're all so nice. You can free candy. They're like, they're not like
How are you?
Robin from Nico Robin. Oh, I love one piece. That's one of my favorite shows. Yeah
I'm trying to find somewhere to park their response, but it's
It is. It is. It's a park in there. Yes. It's a lot of people.
What is the closer, at least? Yeah. Okay, cool.
Yeah, free candy. I lost my streak, sadly.
What about your birthday? How do you feel about your birthday?
My birthday is on November 1st. Happy like birthday!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, my...
So you just turned 26? 25. 25?
Yeah, I just turned 25.
Yeah, I like birthdays.
It was my first time having like a birthday party
in a long time with all my friends.
I think my last one was when I was like 15, so.
Cute!
First one in 10 minutes.
Oh, the clearance, we can't make it.
Oh, geez.
Okay, uh...
Oh, no.
Oh, wait, on the left over here.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, can't we?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
Nice.
More parking.
So it was like an OSDS party?
Yeah, it was like an OSDS party and stuff.
I have a question for you, a juicy one.
Oh, okay, ask me.
I'm an open book.
Who's your favorite person in OSDS?
Who are your closest to? You can't say Yugi.
Your next closest friend in OSCN.
My next closest, it was the one who...
They actually were the one that got me into streaming.
Wow.
Yeah, it was Nas.
Nas!
Nas, I'm super close to Nas. I love him.
Nas is great. Okay, love that.
Yeah, Nas was the one that told me to start streaming.
He was like, yeah, just try it out. I was like, sure.
Aw.
And that was the rest of his history.
Cute!
I love to hear that.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, but that's nice
That was a nice answer
Who are... oh
GC question
Who are three of your best friends in streaming?
Oh! That's so nice!
Yeah
My three closest friends in streaming?
Uh-huh
Oh my god, it's hard to pick three
I know, it's only good friends
Okay
Oh my god, I don't know if I have a move on this.
No, you got to answer it.
Maybe this is part of it.
We'll, we'll, we'll risk it.
Yeah, we'll take it.
Okay, three of your closest friends.
Uh-oh.
I'll, I'll, I'll go by the people that I talk to the most, honestly.
Okay.
Like, right now.
At this moment.
Yeah.
I talk to the most.
I, I like everyone a lot, obviously.
obviously, but I think most talk it too is Maya, Mr. Arthur, I talked to a lot.
Okay, nice. And then the last one's hard because I talked to them. This one's like tied to like five people.
No, it can't be tied. What? Can't be tied? Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay, well, okay, there's a lot of people.
Maybe um
I'll have to Emmy
Yeah, they're they're so sweet
I like them all so much
Everyone that came to the war show is so like
Yes, no, it was so fun. It was so touching like that you guys like I think you heard the envy. No, I enjoyed it a lot
Okay, we're here. We said you ready? Yeah
Yeah, I'll bring the whole box and put it on the side.
We will try again.
Okay.
There's someone, we can do the drawing one.
Do you want to draw someone blind?
Yeah, let's do that.
And then you got to convince them that it's dead.
Okay, but we have our sunglasses.
Sunglasses.
Okay.
And we tell them that it's blind.
You tell them you're blind.
Like, oh yeah, I'm a blind artist.
I go off of the...
Oh, but you have sunglasses on the whole time?
Yeah.
Okay.
So yeah, so you're gonna have no idea what they look like.
Okay, sounds good.
I think it's gonna be hard to get someone to draw
if you can't see them.
You're gonna be talking to yourself.
You're gonna be like, hello, hello, hello.
Okay, we'll try it.
Yeah, we'll see.
It'll be fun.
Oh, maybe you see them, but then when you start drawing,
you put on the glasses so you get one last minute.
Okay, that's good.
Yeah, I thought that's better.
No, that might be better.
Some glasses at night.
Yes, at night.
Nothing too crazy.
Let's go.
Thank you for getting the whole set up and stuff this is so cool awesome
Let me get the keys.
OK.
Badoom.
Wait, so are you bringing the whole box?
Yeah.
OK.
I'm going to have to cover.
No, it's fine.
OK.
You have the air pods, right?
Yes.
I got them both.
OK.
Cool.
OK, let's go.
Cinematic camera, we're back.
My chat is not used to this high quality.
It's amazing.
Okay, it's good. Yes. Nice. Okay, which way did we go? Yeah this way? Mm-hmm
Okay
Oh, yeah, cuz it's super zoomed in wow 4k
Yeah, usually I have everything in 720p. Do you see my DSLR?
As my webcam, oh no, I go back and forth in it depends like I was in Lake Tahoe
Which is like was like a snow mountain and then when I was snowboarding I was on the phone
But then when I was running around the house, I was on the camera until I got really late
where Semi got tired and then I'll go selfie.
Nice.
But yeah, for most things I'm on the big camera, but sometimes I'll go, I'll go on
phone.
I think it was...
Oh, that way.
Thanks.
Perfect.
Yeah.
But most of the time.
Semi, do you ever want to stream?
Not yet.
In the future.
Not yet.
In the future.
Like, me with streaming, I'm just going to disappear from the internet one day.
That's what I'm going to do.
Really?
Yeah.
And how many years you think?
One day, hopefully, I want to go for a winning streamer of the year, and then probably shortly
after that, I'm going to disappear.
Wow!
I love that!
And then, you know, Semmy can take the torch as my brother.
That's so cute.
I love that.
You guys are doing great.
I mean, your first year you were nominated for two awards.
Yeah.
It's very awesome, but I'm just like a cry baby. Why? I don't know. I'm just kind of soft
I'm gonna softy
I'm just very soft
It's good means you're like one with your emotions, you know. Yeah, it's you're like down to earth
No, that's nice when I first started shooting. I was like I was like I was like I'm never gonna cry online
But then it happened and then now you can't yeah
hide it. Just keep letting the tears flow. No problem. Wait, do you have any pets?
Nope, I think they would die. I really don't have any pets. What about you?
We have a gerbil. Okay. And then yeah, she's good because gerbils kind of take care of themselves.
Gerbils? What's the gerbil's name? Torta. Torta? Because she's a little chubby and
she's cute. Oh, cute. I thought that's a good name. I love the name Torta.
we had a fish with the fish jumped out the tank and killed himself.
He did not.
Yeah, he did.
He was like, it's over and then you hit Simi?
Oh, which helped Simi?
And then yeah, we didn't find him for like, we didn't find him for like two weeks, but
then he started rotting.
So then we were able to smell him.
No.
Yeah.
And what was the fishie's name?
I think, I forgot his name, I kind of forgot him.
He was only with us for like a week.
Oh, okay.
It seems to be a short week, huh?
Yes.
And then we'll go out of the pool thing.
Yeah.
Poor guy, poor fish.
That's all right.
Do we go to the same spot?
Well, we could.
Or we could go on the same spot, but on the left side.
I like that.
Yeah.
I was like, we should maybe stretch up the spot.
But there is a lot of good traffic over here.
Yeah, there is a lot of good people over here.
Yes.
Let's see.
Well, you're doing great.
Is it too heavy?
No, no, I got it.
Thanks.
I used to work out a lot until I'd be.
You used to.
until I became a streamer and now I never work out.
Oh, that's okay.
I know, I don't either.
I used to have a, do a gat thing.
Well, what's a gat thing?
It's like 30 days of gat, so I was like,
oh, my butt, and went to the gym.
Did it work?
My butt was big.
Wow.
I'm gonna say.
I mean, I saw a few gat, W gats in my chat,
and I was like, wait, okay, I had a butt.
And then-
You were doing the hip thrust?
Yes, I love the hip thrust.
Hip thrust, lunges?
Yes, and the good girl, bad girl one.
I got some gats, and then that was like a year ago.
Wait, that was like two years ago.
Damn.
And so now my butt's back to being a gat.
Yeah, me.
I used to always work out legs, but then my butt was getting
big, so then I stopped working out legs.
Now if I work out, I never do legs.
You don't want a big butt?
I don't think girls like big butts on guys.
Oh, no.
No, that's nice.
Oh, they do.
Yeah, I think any plump butt is fine.
Oh, OK.
Right?
Yeah.
Isn't it good to work out legs
so you don't have chicken legs.
But I mean, you guys wear pants.
That's true.
If I had chicken legs, they'd be that bad.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
But I feel like it's good to have a gat as well, right?
True.
Sort of?
No, yeah.
I'm going to start doing legs every now and then.
OK.
We can go this way.
We can go that side, yeah.
Yeah, let's go this side.
OK.
Let's do it.
All righty.
So many people.
It's getting later.
We have our magic kit.
Oh, yeah.
You can do magic, that will be good for you.
You think so?
I want to learn a few new tricks.
No, the trick you showed me, that was good.
Great.
Have you ever felt that magic trick in front of someone?
Have I failed it?
Yeah.
I honestly saw it, I failed the one at the Warsaw show.
Oh yeah, that's what I thought,
but I was kind of far away.
I was like, oh my god, I messed up, I was a little drunk.
I had too many lemon drop shots.
Okay, maybe like this side.
Yeah.
Look how beautiful it is!
This is so nice.
Look at all these holiday spirits.
Very pretty.
Everyone here is so pretty.
Nice photos.
Looks beautiful. You look beautiful.
Okay.
We'll set up shop here.
Like right here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Over there there might be more, huh?
Yeah, why are they all over there?
Yeah, I think it's the tree.
The tree is the popular part?
Yeah, people love the tree.
Can I look at this magic trick of this magic kick first?
Yeah, let's open it up.
Let's see what it has.
We can change to this thing.
Oh, yeah, wait, Otto, can you switch to the phone?
Wait, there's a bunch of stuff.
One second.
OK, yeah, wait, we've got to see the new tricks.
OK.
Ricks, the lights.
Oh, wow.
A hat? Would he try wearing it?
Ooh, I got a small head in my- in my set.
Oh!
This looks pretty fast bear.
Looking good.
Thank you. Oh, the magic wand.
Okay.
It has...
What is this?
Okay.
Hmm. There has to be one with like...
Like an ED trip?
Yeah. Pull out.
Oh, this one is like it's like a
Watch this Arky. Okay. I'm watching
You see it? Okay
Boom
Isn't that awesome?
That's it?
Well, okay, so you go...
It looks like an ordinary lie, doesn't it?
It looks like an ordinary stick.
Oh!
All in reality.
Boom!
It's not!
Nice.
Yeah.
Boom.
That's terrible.
Boom.
I don't know where.
How do they do it?
Yeah, they probably like a...
Okay, okay.
Yeah, they might have something else in here.
Oh, this is for the hat.
Oh my god.
Right?
Don't you put this in the hat?
Wait, our staffs, there's a crowd.
I think they want you to do a trick later.
Yeah, you're so excited, Billy.
I can't.
I've never done a magic trick.
Let's see.
Oh, golden dappleberry.
Thank you.
Oh, Merry Christmas.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hey, what's that on?
Oh, he's the one where you hit the fog.
It disappeared.
I don't want to do it.
They surely have some instructions or something.
Oh, thank you, Epic!
Are you here to dance for my track?
Oh, dance? Yeah.
Have you heard this peeping song before?
I don't know what tricks people do so many.
I know.
Okay.
You might just have to wear the hat and pull it up and say like, yeah, this is good.
What am I gonna do with this?
Uh-oh!
Okay, so...
Wand to flower!
It has to be good.
Wait, wand to flower?
Flower pot, prop stick...
Uh, that one's too hard.
Um, let's see...
Da-da-doon!
Cameraman's question.
This is an easy one.
Okay, you ready?
Yes.
Can you drop something?
Okay. Okay, I'm not that good. You go like this and be like, I can make the bar disappear.
Yeah. Padoom. You drop it in here. Yeah. I gotta be quicker. I'm not a good magician.
You're doing great, Archie. Blue will be like, it's gone. Wow! Wait, let me see your hands.
it's going that was good okay and then and then and then and then we bring it
back
wow that was good okay I think you do that one to someone but like they want
they want to see um yeah but maybe do that trick okay imagine a trick
Oh, thank you guys!
Let's do some magic!
Hi guys, welcome!
You got this, Archie!
Yeah, I'm the mother of my peace, and I got, I got blessed by a wizard.
Yes!
Let me show you the first trick.
Oh my god, look at the crowd!
I'm going to make this ball disappear.
Can you make the real ball? You can touch it.
Then the fold, no, it's hard.
Okay, nice.
Now...
We shall make the ball disappear, you see, it's just a normal, a normal touch.
It goes in there, then a little bit of gwazam.
Where's my wand?
Do you want to use the magic wand?
No.
You say Lombardium Leviosa.
Lombardium Leviosa.
Boom!
You want to try it too?
Okay.
Oh!
Boom!
Wow!
The ball? Is it far?
Oh! Wow!
I see it!
What do you see?
It was right! It's right!
Oh no!
No!
Oh no!
Oh, but then it doesn't reappear!
But then, is it really in there?
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, I'm at the room, the room adjacent is right here.
Oh me, oh.
This is Emily in the kitchen.
Oh thank you.
Emily, show them a trick.
Hi guys.
You guys are so cute.
Um, um, let's be here, let's do it.
Okay, okay.
Sorry, one more trick.
Sorry, one more second. I don't mean to bother. Sorry, sorry.
Okay, so these are going to be different colors. And I want you to...
Okay, ready? I want to see my volunteer.
Okay, so, uh, tell me when to stop.
Okay, so memorize one of these colors.
I'm going to put this in the middle of the deck.
Alright, and then I'm going to shuffle a little bit, where's the color?
And then I'm going to shuffle a little bit.
Where's the color?
Tell me when to stop.
Go like this.
Is that your color?
Yeah.
Can I do that?
Woo!
Nice!
I found you!
What did you think?
That was really cool.
You liked it.
Thank you guys.
That's our magic show, unfortunately.
Thank you for watching!
Thank you!
I mean, I was always shaking.
I'm sorry, I was always a little broken sometimes.
Great job, R.T.!
Okay, no, you were better than me with magic.
Yeah, well, that's the only trick I know.
They caught my magic.
They're like, I see it right there!
I see it!
Well, that's true.
Okay, well, where should we...
Oh my God, there's something.
Let's go back.
Let's go back over there.
We'll bring the box over there.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We'll bring the box over there.
Okay.
I can't believe they caught my magic.
No, that was actually embarrassing.
No, no, that was really good, Archie.
Very good.
Everyone's so nice here.
Yeah, yeah, they are.
Okay, this is Archie.
Okay.
Do I keep this ready?
Fazbear had on?
I kind of like it.
Yeah, it's a nice hat.
Thank you.
Looks good, right?
Great.
The kids saw the ball immediately.
They're like, hey, the dog is so cute!
I love the dog! The dog is so cute!
I love dogs. Do you like dogs or cats, Markey?
I've only had dogs born yet.
Same.
But I would get a cat because I heard they can take care of themselves a little better.
Yes, especially for streamer life.
Yeah.
It's definitely better to have the cat.
There's a lot of people here.
Good, good.
Okay, we'll totally find someone to blind-draw.
Blind-drawing? Yeah.
Okay, let's set up.
I'll do it.
Good idea.
Just a little drawing.
I'm going to love it.
Here we go.
Wow, you even have canvases.
Oh my god, this is amazing.
Okay, and then what are you used to?
We have toilet pencil.
Toilet pencil, okay.
Alright, so you're going to go up to someone?
Take a look at them?
As soon as they say that you can draw them,
you have to put these glasses on.
Okay, put these glasses on?
Make it so that you're blind.
Okay, I'll do a blind drawing.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Wait, whoa, let me make a cookie draw.
Like, my talent? Wow, this is very live.
Yeah, I'm telling you too.
Okay, I like that.
Okay.
I thought it said me Tam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Mr. Sending Tam Audio, and then I've got this one.
A teamwork.
Okay.
Wait!
Wait, I'll be there.
Wait, uh, I have a trick to show you.
Oh, yeah, show me.
But, uh, we'll do it this way.
Okay.
Watch this.
Okay, so I wish I had some sunglasses right now.
Okay.
Hey!
No way!
Where did they go?
Is that good?
One more time.
I wish I had some sunglasses right now.
Okay, that one was better.
That one was better.
Is that better?
Yeah.
Can you tell?
Okay.
Isn't that good?
Hey Emily.
Yeah?
Here's your AirPod.
Thank you.
And then it should be connected to your phone already.
Just check it.
Yes, it's great.
And then.
Can I call you?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I feel the cheer, the holiday cheer.
So many people here.
I'm like sweating all night.
Yeah, me too.
This is getting nerve wracking.
I'm going to open up my jacket a little bit.
Can I call you?
Perfect.
They're playing more Mariah Carey.
Hi.
Okay.
Alright.
A lot for Christmas.
Okay.
Wait, what is this over there?
You have a thumbs down.
Wait, Ferrell?
Oh, I think I failed the one.
I failed the one.
It was the one where you...
The tip dancing?
Yeah, the dancing.
I couldn't do it, so yeah.
You're beating me right now.
Wait, that's so cool.
I've had it!
It does look beautiful.
Hello.
Are you guys ready?
Okay, looks good.
So I'm going to try to get a person to draw them.
So you have to convince someone that you draw them
and that it's them.
But you're going to be blind.
They won't be able to draw them.
But you probably have to draw fast.
Maybe two minutes.
Like, oh yeah, can I draw you in two minutes?
I'm like a speed drawer.
But I'm blind.
And then you put on the glasses.
And then you tell me my.
Yeah.
And then I'm telling you, kind of like helping you
to help you draw best.
Or the glasses.
Oh, here.
Right there.
Ready?
Yeah, I'm not going to hope that I'm going to describe
that officer.
Hi.
Okay, here we go. Okay, Emily. Yep. Wow, there's so many lovely people here. You can choose any. Oh, wait. Oh, wrong one, wrong one. Switch. Switch, switch, switch. Yeah, switch. So you take this earbud and then I'm, I think I have that one. Yeah. Okay. Cool.
Oh, sorry!
Okay, you can do a lot of beautiful earthlings here.
No, you got it. Don't worry.
I just looked for anyone, Archie.
You can draw...
Do I just look for anyone?
What happened?
Wait, can you hear me?
Hello, hello?
Did it work?
Wait, I'm confused.
no wait maybe it's the wrong one wait what about now okay yeah it was the
one here but there we go okay you can choose the kid with this green
green stripe shirt right there okay okay we could do
Oh, yes, great to meet you.
Oh wait for real, thank you.
I'm like, you're so cute.
I recognize them.
Photo? Yeah, let's do it.
Happy holidays, yes.
Bye-bye.
Oh, you're streaming again over there.
Aw, thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's very Christmas.
Okay, okay, I gotta get this
you
Hello hello hello.
Can you hear me?
Oh.
Am I muted?
Oh.
You good?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So.
Oh, I want the glasses.
Glasses for you.
Oh no.
I dropped all the colored pencils.
Oh my colors are dropping.
I'm sorry.
Oops.
I'm great.
Keep it up, Archie.
Oh my god.
No, the glasses. The glasses.
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay, so...
Oh my god, you have the glasses on already.
How am I going to find them?
I will come now.
Let's go figure out who to give it to.
Okay.
Let's see.
Wow, it looks very cool.
I'm going to find someone that's sitting down as well.
Okay.
And then, okay.
This way?
I might have you...
Stephanie might need to get closer to stick it for the bike.
Okay.
Yeah, Stephanie, you may need to come closer.
Chad, tell them to come closer.
Okay.
Oh, they're taking pictures.
Okay.
Let's do...
This, um, this lovely, um, thank you again!
You guys are awesome!
Okay, we'll go this way.
Uh, come over here.
Maybe, maybe, oh, maybe this guy.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, yes.
Hello, Sire!
I do have a time.
My friend's an aspiring artist.
We're wondering if you could draw you for free.
It'll be like one minute.
Oh, we'll just throw it away after all of this.
You can keep it after.
Yeah, you can.
It can be used for the holidays.
Oh, crazy!
Okay, thank you so much, sir.
You got this.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, let me draw you.
How's your day, by the way?
Holiday's going good?
Yes.
Great outfit to have on sir.
He's bald. He has black beard.
He's not smiling but that's okay.
He's really...
Oh, no, it's fine.
And he has...
Nice smile, sir.
Oh, and then he has a daughter.
Oh, but maybe not the daughter.
So he's bald and he's eating some gum.
He has some leggings on.
Leggings.
And then black shoes.
Okay?
And then gas is spone as well.
Yeah, it's just like a...
It's like I'm trying to become a better artist.
you
No, we would get people cold.
Okay.
But I don't have any cold.
That's okay. Yeah, me neither.
Oh, April!
You can reason with fortune.
Wait, I love this.
Yeah, we could do that.
Wait, ask a question.
Um, are we going to have great food drinks?
Hi!
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
You're on the arcade.
It's your birthday.
Can you believe what?
Pay him for his birthday?
Oh, I don't have cash! We have two dollars!
Oh, we have two dollars?
Actually, is it actually your birthday?
Yeah! One day it's your birthday.
Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right.
I don't know when it's your birthday.
Now, this is for you.
Sus.
Sus?
Okay, how about this? We can give you...
Well, I want to do this with us too, so ask a question.
Okay.
Well, will we get food poisoning from the food we eat today?
The answer is...
My reply is no!
Oh, thank god!
More food poisoning.
Can I ask one?
Yeah.
I have the boy here.
Hold it here? Yeah.
It's like this?
Yeah.
Okay.
My question is, will I ever find peace in my life?
Ooh.
Uh oh.
Wait, what does that say?
It is decently so
Yeah, so there's a chance it just depends on you
Will I find oh will I find a loving partner?
My name is extra Emily
Are you watching me?
Yes, yes!
We're on Twitch right now.
We're on Twitch at the way.
And then, handman is Archie.
Oh, Archie, and K-Y.
Oh, thank you!
What's your name?
Heidi.
Heidi?
Nice to meet you!
Do you watch my live streams?
Yes.
I've seen them.
Oh, maybe Heidi.
Yeah, I believe you.
Oh, that's me.
Oh, okay.
This is me.
You're amazing.
Thank you for saying hi.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Happy New Year! Happy Holidays!
Oh, it's so nice!
So, ask the question here.
Okay, will I find the love of my life?
No, no, Emily!
My sources say yes!
Yes?
Oh, okay, that's good!
Do you have a question?
Um, yes.
I have a question.
Let's see
Whoa, I think you broke it with that question
Without a doubt
It's simply without a doubt, and Emily.
It's without a doubt.
Emily, did you lie to me?
Um...
What did it say?
It said my answer say no, but, but, but, but maybe, maybe, maybe they're not the
love of your life.
Maybe they're like, they have some flaws.
True, because no one's perfect.
Exactly.
Oh.
Maybe I should be a virgin forever or something.
But you're gonna get divorced.
I know I am.
Last one, I got my uh, palm red ones and they said I could get divorced twice.
Okay. Yeah. Will, will I be a virgin for the rest of my life?
Let's see.
It says... Please.
Please.
For Plyhazy, try again.
Okay, maybe you got to ask a better question, okay?
Will I be a version for 2026, oh, I like that I like that
Cannot predict now
Wait, well I won't answer your question
Maybe maybe try to get more specific again
What the heck? I won't answer it!
That kinda got me mad.
That was just stupid.
The ball never lies.
Will I still be streaming in 2030?
Oh, yeah, I'll take it in 2030. Let me start it
Reply hazy try again
You're gonna try again you're worded differently
Wait, I got one for you
Yes, have you already met the love of your life? Oh
Have I already met the love of my life? Yeah
Let's see
Ask again later.
Why is Balvin so weird?
It's not telling us anything!
Yeah, it's ignoring the question!
Interesting.
Okay, you ask the same question.
Okay, I'll ask the same one.
Hold this for a sec.
Hmm, interesting.
This ball is not telling us anything.
I know it.
Elkhon.
Okay.
Have I found the love of my life already?
Already, yeah.
Oh
We down fall
I don't this ball stupid
It's a very double not happening
That's not it. I don't believe it. No, no, no, no, no, no, I refuse. I refuse. No, I don't agree with that ball
I mean no, now that I agree with it. It's it's falls it's falls
Yeah, I see it. I'd be a run out of exportion. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we can ask um, strangers to see what they ask. I like that.
Oh, you want to go to a stranger to have that something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can go up together and we can have semi-recorded.
Okay.
Or do you want to do just solo?
No, no, we'll be both of them.
That'll ball for real.
Fortune readings!
Free fortune!
Free fortune readings!
Would anyone like their fortune?
Free fortune readings!
Yeah, let's keep...
Free fortune readings!
Anyone would like their fortune?
Free fortune readings!
Okay, maybe this way?
Free fortune readings!
Free fortune!
Free fortune readings!
Maybe we'll ask the people sitting down here.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, let's ask.
Hello!
Would you like a free fortune read?
Hello, would you like to have your fortune read?
Oh, no worries, have a good one.
Free fortune reading.
Oh, right here, right here, right here.
Hello!
Hello, sirs.
Would you like to have your fortune read by this A-ball?
I don't get it.
Thank you.
People are scared of fortune.
I mean, it is scary.
It is, though.
OK, OK, let's see who else.
This guy, wait, that's a viewer.
Oh, yeah, he is.
That's a guy watching your show.
OK.
Let's ask.
Um...
Hmm...
Okay, we're waiting for the next group of people, no problem.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll find someone.
Everyone's so nice.
Oh, we can actually have a guy with a hat right there.
Okay, okay, I like that.
I feel like he's chillin'.
Yes, yes, he's looking very nice.
Okay.
Hello, sir.
Would you like your fortune to be read with an A-bar?
You can ask us any question
No worries, would you guys like your fortune read with an eight ball you can ask any one question?
No worries
Would like to ask the eight ball any one question
Okay, maybe eight balls are out of yeah
I don't think people like A-Balls anymore.
They all seem to kind of lane these days.
Okay.
Hmm.
What about, um, all-time magician friends?
Uh...
Oh, we've got this couple.
Okay.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh.
What?
Oh.
Okay, you didn't ask a question.
You can ask one question.
Any one question for the A-Ball.
anything that you know you're interested about okay let's see yes yes there
you go great say out of trouble do you have a question go ahead anything
curiosity strikes you can ask if you know maybe you'll have your pet forever
maybe Christmas will be good maybe
oh let's what does that say out look not so good yeah I mean it's not so good
but it's still good because you're not gonna meet him.
Thank you for asking.
Oh, it's the baby in our head.
Yeah, let me, let me.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh, no, no, no problem.
Well, one guy, excuse me.
Well, look, it's gonna get the Lamborghini.
Excuse me, sir, would you like your fortune
read by an A-ball?
You can ask one question.
It could be bad, sir.
Oh, no, no worries, no worries, that's smart.
Oh, wow.
You're more cautious.
Genius, genius, maybe it is hard to ask.
Hi, hello.
Hi.
Yeah, I can take it.
I can't meet you.
I wanna go get you.
Oh, OK, yeah, I can take it after.
Hey Seth, remember father.
Got it!
Thank you!
There we go.
Oh yeah!
3, 2, 1.
Oh, you're so pretty!
Have a good one!
Yes, bye bye.
Have a good holiday!
That's nice.
They don't like...
People don't like ABOK, but they're scared to getting bad luck.
Are you going to have a question to ask it again?
Yes.
Okay, have I already met the love of my life?
My reply is no.
This is not right.
I'm gonna break this.
Wow, what is this?
It's no. Okay, let me ask again, let me ask again.
What's your question?
Have I already met the love of my life?
Concentrate and ask again.
Why is it not working?
It's not answering.
Hey, maybe really focus on someone.
Okay, okay.
No, you.
Really, like, picture someone in your head and focus on them when you're asking.
Okay, your turn.
I'm just saying to concentrate.
Okay, my turn.
Will I, will I still be streaming in two years?
Okay.
What does this say?
What does it say?
Why hazy try again?
What's this ball?
No, this ball hasn't given us one yes or no, but it gave them a yes or no, but not us.
Yeah, you said yes Lamborghini.
What?
PMO.
PMO, what the heck?
Okay.
PMO.
What did you get plastic wrap for?
Oh, there's tin foil.
Oh, that's tin foil for.
You know how they have like the tin foil head people who are like, oh my God, the
aliens are coming.
But no, we don't have to do that one.
That one's kind of crazy.
I mean it's not crazy, but that one's really crazy.
Why? Why?
That would be hard for me.
It's just hard.
You had to convert someone to believe that...
Aliens are real?
Aliens are real. And they have a tinfoil in your head.
But that was hard.
You want to try it?
That was just hard for me.
Try to talk to my Earthlings.
My alien family.
We can get you a tinfoil hat.
They're watching us.
You have to protect yourself from the alien rays
from the space. That's what you say? Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. Tinfoil hat. Yeah. Because
there's like real people that are like tinfoil hat theorists. Yeah. I don't know how to make
one though. You know how to make one? First. Around my head. Okay, nice. And then start
pushing it in. Okay, hold on. Um, is that good? Yes. Okay, you're a tinfoil hat
theorist now. Oh my god you look crazy. How's it look? It looks good, it looks good. Okay,
you like it? Yeah, now you're protecting your brain from the government and from
the aliens that are trying to take our mind. Okay, it looks cute. Do you want to
start a petition? You can be like, hi, I am a... I would like... I'm trying to bring
awareness to the alien abduction and you have to get five people to sign.
okay you can do that oh no oh no no no okay boom um alien if you can get five
people to do that I'll give you 20 gifted you don't have to do that okay
let's give you a pound the back pound the back okay well okay the position is
aliens are real okay yeah let's go okay do I look crazy no it looks funny
Okay, great
Good luck Emily
Hello, I don't know. I believe in you
Excuse me, sir. I was wondering if I could tell you about I like alien. Do you like aliens?
Aliens like the like this
Come on.
No.
Have a great day.
Maybe I can't do this one.
No, you can do it.
You can do it.
I mean, I look a little crazy.
You said greetings like you weren't alien.
You said greetings.
I like aliens.
I want to start that he looks so scared of me.
I want to start the conversation like kind of like
break the ice a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
I believe, I believe.
Do I look crazy?
Is it taboo to think aliens are real?
No, it's not.
There's a good amount of people who think aliens are real.
They're real, right?
Yeah, I would sign it.
Aliens!
Wait, is that how you think they're real?
Ew, a fly!
Aliens!
Wait, she's jumped on the map.
There's a bug in there.
Aliens!
Hi, Aliens!
Harky, I can't!
I don't like this hat though, it's comfortable.
Aliens!
I think people are all too nice.
Yeah, no, everyone's so nice.
It's gonna be hard to get someone to sign up for Aliens.
Okay.
Did I fail the challenge?
Yeah, I definitely failed it. Okay, so we both failed one. That's good
Thank you auto
Okay, so do you know what it will is Arke it's where you go like this
Good and then you talk in an ooo-oo voice.
Ahhhh!
Man, keep this clip only to us.
Oh, as I say, is it ooo-oo?
So you go like, you go,
Thank you, Cat, for watching the stream.
I really appreciate it!
Oooo-oo!
Okay.
Thank you, Cat.
No, no, no.
You gotta do it in the ooo-oo voice.
voice. In the OO voice? Yeah. Thank you, champ, for watching this read. Good job, Markey!
That was really nice! Thank you. What do you think? They loved it! They nailed it!
Amazing!
What the heck? That was good!
Okay, nice. WU rules in the chart.
Okay, nice. I feel better about it.
Okay, very impressive.
Yeah.
Okay, I have to do my wheelspin.
Okay, my chart will see it.
Okay.
Let me know what it is.
Let's see what they have in the wheelspin.
Clip and shift.
New outro.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wow, so good.
I'm gonna have to do that again.
Yeah, ooh-ooh. Free hug. What? Free what? I have to, I have to have to find this as
three hugs. Oh, you could do free hugs? And, and, and hold it for three minutes. Oh.
I didn't even know that was a wheel spin. Okay. Okay, I'll do that. You can drive it out here.
Can you make me a free hug sign? Yeah, make me a free hug. I'm not yellow. I'm a little blushing.
Look at this one. Okay.
Well, I feel bad because I'm kind of stinky today.
You are?
Like, I don't know. I just didn't shower today. I'm a little bit nervous.
Oh, say it?
Oh, you have to say it. I mean...
What?
Really?
What?
You can say it and you can have the sign.
Okay, yeah. I think the sign would be nice too.
Yeah.
It says today.
3, 2, 1, go!
Oh, Arke, your child loved it, they want you to do it again!
They did?
Yeah, they loved it!
That's the last time.
Okay, here you go.
Okay.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Did I keep my hat off?
Yeah!
I can't keep a timer for three minutes, Arkee.
Okay, I got you.
Time for three minutes.
Wait, Chad, just let me know when the three minutes are up.
Start starting now.
Free hugs!
Anyone want a free hug?
Oh my God, she looks insane.
Free hug!
There's free hugs!
You can have a hug!
Oh my God, no.
All hugs are welcome!
Are you going to have a pumpkin party?
Yeah, it's like art content and stuff.
Oh, don't worry!
Thank you!
Thank you! Have a good one!
I thought he was going to press me.
Hello, Sire!
Hello!
Yes, yes! And we're also giving free hugs.
Hi, Heidi! Nice to meet you!
Bye-bye!
Thank you!
So tempting!
Two more minutes!
Two more minutes?
I don't know if it's the hat!
Really? Thank you!
Aww she did it!
Happy holidays!
Nice! He doesn't need to bow!
I got a hug!
Even with my hat on!
Nice. There'll be hugs.
Three hugs guys!
Okay, one more minute and then her time's up.
Don't tell her.
How much more time, Arke?
One more minute.
Shoot.
She's on to me.
W-lucky hug.
Everyone is dissipating away.
Free hug.
Okay, one more hug.
Aww.
I'm sure they got one hug.
I feel like I'm out of breath.
30 seconds.
30?
Yeah.
Okay, one more hug.
Yeah.
We're so bad.
Um,
10 seconds.
10 seconds?
Everyone's back.
It's turned away.
I don't think they can see this.
Okay, time's up.
Oh, my God.
I only got one.
It's okay.
I should feel bad for me.
I know, I feel bad. Here, two hugs.
Yeah, that's too hard. No, but look when you got one that that that's actually pretty good
Dude that's so funny
That doesn't count all this and you got to finish the minute. I had another minute. Do you get one more?
I'm going to try without the hat.
Oh yeah, no hat, no hat.
Oh my god.
A little bit of an experiment.
You know what, cool boy.
Free hugs!
No, she's going to get one.
Free hugs!
Anyone want a hug?
Right there, right there.
Free hugs!
Oh, I think she laughed.
Free hugs!
free hugs would you like a hug free hug no worries free hugs free hugs sire
We have one more time to come out
Hello lovely people
3 hogs here
There you go
Thank you
Thank you for the hogs
30 seconds
Thanks guys
30 seconds
34 seconds
Just the longest minute ever
Time moves so slow when you
the tin foil hat, sobbing me all along.
Easy, Hugs.
Would you like a hug?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you for the hug.
Have a great day.
Bye.
Let's go.
Oh, thank you for the hug.
She's on a hug.
Kill she.
I love your hair.
You look so cute.
Have a great day.
Yeah, yeah, good day.
Oh, thank you, holidays.
Thank you.
OK, how was that?
Is that good?
Good.
You did it.
It was this frickin' thing.
I know you had a hat.
Oil! That stopped me!
You're on a h*** like seven huds.
I know! They're all so nice!
Damn!
This thingy.
Okay, do you have any other um, dares you want to do?
Let's see.
That really scared them off.
Okay!
Are you going again? Do you want to try it?
That's your question.
Have I found
The love of my life yet.
Yes, definitely!
Okay, your turn, your turn, your turn.
Okay.
I found the love of my life already.
Whoa, wait. Without a doubt. There we go!
Wow! Okay, now I'm giving answers.
Anything else, Arcade?
Okay, um...
Is it bad?
Well, I get sick because of my lack of showers.
Mmm!
Ask the creator.
Who doesn't give answers?
Is it gross?
Are my hygiene habits gross?
Ooh.
Better not tell you now.
Dude, you're gonna have to learn.
You have to find out.
Okay.
I'll do one more.
Will I divorce my first wife?
My first wife
My reply is a no
That's a happy ball I feel bad for you. I'm definitely divorced. They already know it's it's fine
It's fine. I'm sure a little worse. We'll see
I mean I could see myself getting divorced I mean I don't know I feel like it might just be in my blood
Yeah, you know what I mean
I want to be surprised
Or I get widowed
Well I'd be a widow
Oh my god, that's a good question
Well I'd be a widow in my lifetime
I don't know
Outlook good, what does that mean?
Outlook good?
That can mean
My outlook is good or
Is it good on being a widow or is it good?
It's maybe no because my outlook is good so then that means
I'm not gonna be like that. I'm not a widow because it's a good outlook.
I wanna ask that. Oh, hello.
Hi!
I'm not a starwood too.
Would I be a widow?
Most likely.
Wait, does that mean I'm a diet?
No, no, no, your wife dies. This is most likely.
Orchie, I'm so sorry!
I don't think I could live with that.
Yeah.
I might cry.
I know. That would be horrible.
No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
The ball is fake. It's an L ball.
I have no more questions.
Yeah.
We're seeing Rip Bonnell.
What?
They said that?
Yeah. No, sorry.
Yeah, L ball. L ball for real.
L ball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little like this.
Okay.
Wait, wait. My phone died.
Wait, Selly, do we have a charger?
Oh, that's enough.
L ball for real.
Let me in the car.
Oh wait, we can do our last challenge where we try to make each other laugh.
So Sammy's filming us and then, okay, maybe we can try inside the Apple Store where we
do stuff we try to make each other laugh.
Okay.
Okay, shall we do that chat?
Here we go.
This is the one that we, okay, so prediction.
Who laughs first?
Me or Arfi?
I can laugh easily.
Me too, I laugh so easily.
Okay, let's see.
Yeah, the apple store's really nice.
We'll just stand together, like stand close together.
Okay.
And then, send me,
so I don't have to be outside the apple store filming us.
Yeah, go outside the apple store?
Okay.
Let's see.
Emily's losing.
I'm already laughing right now.
No, I'm about to laugh too.
Oh my God, sorry.
Let's do it.
Artie's a great guy.
We're gonna keep saying that it's a wholesome string.
We're supposed to be crazy dumpsters.
Yeah, it's a wholesome string.
I know.
Let's go.
I'm getting some.
Next time we can be stinky.
We can be a dumpster diver.
Okay.
Well, do our stinky dumpster diver instead.
They're very cute.
It's too wholesome.
They're too busy.
I know.
They're all wearing red.
What are you going to upgrade your phone?
I'm going to upgrade and tell them I break my current one and then I'll
I'll probably get the new one until like this phone cracks like okay sounds good
where's semi go oh hi semi okay
can you stand to hear maybe and go Mars
side yeah and then we're just like doing stuff to make each other laugh
Nothing but we can't laugh.
Thank you.
No laughing?
I'm not.
Okay, what kind of laugh?
Like a...
Like a giggle?
Yeah, like a giggle.
Okay.
Okay, I'm a little bit warm.
Okay.
Oh
Everyone say choose on me one two three cheese
Got it
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
You guys got to like layer some people in the front. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Yeah, yeah, like a cake.
Okay, three, two, one, boom.
Cheese, got it.
And I'm no problem.
Yes.
That was nice.
Oh, they're so nice. Okay.
Okay, let's start doing our stuff.
Okay.
Okay, no laughing.
Why do you just...
I didn't laugh.
No, I'm...
I was wiping my face.
Oh, very nice.
You're smiling.
You're not allowed to smile.
No smiling?
Okay, no smiling.
Why doesn't mine work?
Oh, very nice.
Okay.
What is in mine's work?
Oh, very nice.
Hmm.
Hey, what do you think?
Oh, nice. Nice iPad.
You like it?
Yes.
Oh.
Oh, it's like a selfie.
Yeah.
What was that?
Okay, we're at a cough or a laugh?
It was a cough.
It was a cough, yeah.
I'm a little under the weather.
I'm a little bit under the weather.
Slight cough, slight cough.
Okay.
Yeah?
What's your favorite YouTube video?
Ooh.
How have YouTube installed?
I like, uh, what does the fox say?
That's a good one.
Fox in Halloween. You were? Yes, I was dressed up as the Fox. So what noise did the Fox make?
Yeah, it's a good song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a great song.
Hey, I'll take, let me toss out this camera on you. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Wow, nice forehead!
Oh, you got me...
You laughed!
I didn't laugh!
You got me with my eyes closed!
I look insane.
I didn't even think of this.
Wait, you totally laughed first!
No, you, okay, but you also laughed.
I gotta show chat this photo.
Okay, I like it.
Wait, you did it first.
Okay, okay.
I didn't laugh first.
Where does Sammy go?
He's right there.
He laughed when, um...
When?
When we were taking the first photo.
Wasn't that right?
No, I coughed.
No?
It was a cough.
I think, I'm pretty sure that was a real laugh.
Okay.
Everyone was nice though.
Yeah, everyone was nice.
It's hard to make each other laugh.
We had to do it like in a crowd,
but it's not hard.
Cause I don't want to be too much of a public nuisance.
But, oh my god, okay.
We got it.
We're at the Apple Store.
We instantly lost.
Haha, I win!
Yeah, I laughed.
I giggled at this photo.
No, that photo looks great.
You remember my eyes closed.
Can you see it?
Yeah.
I was like, and then I giggled a little bit.
How did it look inside?
Can you see it?
Were they able to see?
It looks cinematic.
Oh, nice.
He laughed again.
I know.
I'm too.
He gave it a giggle.
I laughed too easy.
This lens is so cool.
Mine is 15K.
Oh, their points they lost?
They are taking the points.
Are you hungry? It's 8.
Yeah, I'm done eating.
It's so good. Okay.
Would you like to eat?
Yes, I would like to eat.
Okay.
Eating would be good. I'm a hungry being.
Let's eat.
Alright.
Thank you.
Are we talking?
I think we were towards that way. Straight.
Okay. Let's do it.
Okay.
Wow, that was so nice!
Yeah!
Everyone was so kind.
We were the wholesome jokers.
The wholesome jokers.
We did magic.
Magic, we read some fortunes.
Yes.
We drew some paintings.
Yes.
We did our own fortunes.
Caracal.
Yeah.
I didn't like our school for that though.
I know.
It's kind of scary.
I can see why they were against it.
It's like, what's your favorite type of food?
I could never say no to like a good burger.
But I'm like, I like a little bit of everything
because no veggies.
I don't eat veggies.
Oh, I remember that.
No veggies for me.
But I'll wait so you're like you just don't like to eat veggies or my parents always made me
Like I'm always saying no and like now when I eat it, I have a gag reflex
Yes, that bad
I love
Okay, so let's go to a salad place
Huh? You like this is a salad place?
Yeah!
What do you like to eat?
I like sushi and Thai food and...
And food.
Okay.
I like um...
What else is there?
I like ramen.
Oh!
That's good.
And um...
I'm not curious for what else.
I know I won't get salad.
Wait so what's your...
My favorite food?
Yeah.
Amber.
My favorite food probably is a good burger.
I like a burger wait have you been to MAGC yet?
no what's that?
it's like apparently like the best burgers here
my didn't i wasn't able to go with
is it still open or no?
let me check
okay i'm down
we can maybe do that
yeah i love a good burger
i'll go
but like a good burrito
chocolate burger not bad
pasta's good too
You're like, I love pasta, but there's not a lot of good pasta places in Austin.
I like Olive Garden, but that was kind of basic.
Olive Garden?
Yeah.
Apparently like Olive Garden is popular.
It is?
Like people still love Olive Garden.
Yeah.
And I didn't know that it was so popular.
But what's a God's homogonic?
That's just a breadstick.
Yeah.
That's just their icon.
Tries there like a different burger place and I do see downtown.
Oh, we could go to the like, you like burgers.
Oh, we can get um, sushi or ramen.
I'm down for that.
I do love sushi.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'm gonna show you right right here.
Okay.
Jewboy is uh, yeah there's one called Jewboy Arky.
It's pretty good.
Oh, it's closed today.
Okay.
Let's see.
From sushi? I haven't come sushi on on screen in a long time.
Really?
Yeah, it's been super long.
You can get to that baguette in the domain.
Do you do any food challenges?
I try to do the um... hundred chicken nugget challenge.
Oh, I think she's pretty good.
Oh, yes. And it was... I got to like 49 or something.
Did you do that?
Ooh, I did try it. I only got...
Okay, I like, I longed for the absolute uh... 67.
Really?
No, you did not!
No, I did...
Yeah, yeah, this is like months ago.
No way! That's amazing!
You did 6'7".
I think you like made the meme happen.
Hey, maybe I contributed a little bit.
Yes, I agree.
Yeah, that was nice.
But I do like you. That's nice, though.
It's half festive. What the heck?
I didn't finish it in time.
Yeah, or like when the lights broke.
All true by the way the lights went on.
Um, but...
Oh, I do like food challenges though. I do the Doug Doug a lot. I like the idea
Like catchy says like catchy and blow up with you and arcade. Oh, yes
I think that'd be funny. I think Zoyo. Oh my god. I did the dog can eat
I did the third I went once he like 8,000 calories and I don't do it so easy
Oh my god
Like here you have breakfast and lunch before are you gonna leave? Yeah, I thought the award show
Oh, you're doing it with eating pizza?
Three of them for one person?
Just because it was so good. I enjoyed it.
Yes, you definitely could eat one.
For a man, I can tell.
Oh, wow.
I think it was nine hot dogs in one minute.
So that's actually impressive.
Yeah.
And you didn't throw it up?
No, but I had to do like the water hot dog technique.
It's like when you put the hot dogs in water.
It's so gaspier.
Yeah, so it's all soggy, but it tastes so nasty.
oh god yeah that was so horrible
wow impressive 9 in 1 minute
it's insane
wait our car is over here
I think it's because it's a U-Haul
and it looks like it's supposed to be here
I love that
I can drive U-Haul
yes
yeah I would pick two
okay I will drive the big U-Haul
how exciting
okay
yeah I was like this is smart
Oh wait do I have it? Oh I have it. Well I didn't even lock the car in my bed. Okay make sure everything's okay.
Okie dokie. Yeah. Go there.
Okay very fun. Now it's great Arky. I'm very amazed by your level of talking to people.
You too, you were really good.
You think so?
Yeah.
Thank you.
It was fun.
And again, showed that people are so nice.
So people are super nice.
They're really nice.
OK, so we can either do, well, energy see.
I just don't know about parking either.
Because it's a little far?
Yeah, well, it's just like downtown.
Yeah, and we're a big band.
That would help a little heart to heart.
Post some stinky twins.
Yay!
That's us!
Where are the holes? I'm a stinky twin!
Arky, that's like my favorite thing that I, like one of my favorite things about today is that I know I'm not weird.
You're not alone.
Thank you, Arky.
I'll approach you to this one.
Okay.
Yeah.
Thank you, Otto.
Are we on this one, Chat?
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
Let me just make sure there's...
H&M Drive isn't that bad.
No, it isn't that bad.
Someone said Hopdoddy.
Have you heard of that?
Hopdoddy?
I want to eat that please.
Oh, okay.
Wait, I'm sorry.
I'm still looking.
I do not like hop-daughting.
Um, okay.
The...we cut, uh...let's just do an 18 minute drive is not bad.
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay, we're going to NADC Burgers, which is one of the best burgers in Austin.
Let's go.
So, let's try it.
I'm about to try Austin's Finest Burgers.
Yes, and you're a burner connoisseur.
Yeah, I love burgers.
I think it's fine.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, let me get my seats all adjusted.
Emily, have you ever made a song before?
I did with Rage.
Oh, I remember that song.
Oh yeah, that was funny.
It was good.
Yeah, I made like three songs.
What?
Have you seen some?
Oh, you haven't seen?
Yes.
Sing it right now!
Okay, my first song I made was called Texas To L.A.
Oh, I like that!
Yeah, so...
Uh, one of the doors is open?
Uh-oh!
Is that mine?
Uh...
Is it the back?
The backwards.
Back left.
Yeah, you got it, Zoomey?
Thank you, Sammy.
Okay, feel free to sing it for us.
Okay.
No, please let Blue Shoots.
Oh, Blue Shoots, Blue Shoots, Blue Shoots.
Play a song.
Okay.
I'll try this one.
Oh, it's good now.
Perfect. Thank you.
Is this a concert?
My song? An Archey concert?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can perform it live.
Okay, let's hear it.
And then, oh wait, I gotta hear your song again.
Okay, I'll try to wrap it, yes.
Three million?
Yes, three million.
And then I was also introduced to Petunia yesterday.
What do you think cool? Yeah, she's very not like me, right? Yeah, not like you at all
Okay, and then and then with this pretty Millie come out really comes out at Judy concerts
Whatever, there's a performer the musical performance. Oh, what am I favorite performances? It was we did
Thank you, Arkeye, I last one of my best ones I would say
Were you there during the Streamer U talent show?
Yeah, I was there.
Oh yes, I was this one too.
I couldn't just streamer you together, Archie.
I know, it was so fun.
And I didn't even know if you were hiding habits back then.
Oh my God, I didn't shower the whole Streamer University.
Me neither!
For real, you promise?
I promise because we didn't have shampoo.
Yes.
We didn't have conditioner.
So I didn't shower all three days.
Literally, I did not shower.
Shut up.
Because I was going to try to shower, because my child was like suspending.
shower show I was gonna try I walked over to the restroom with all my clothes
to shower but then I went in there and there was like five dudes showering
I was like I don't want to shower. Exactly it was shared bathroom there wasn't any
conditioner so my hair is gonna be fucked up like wow we're the same.
I can't remember that. So yeah because it was like the last day so I was like I could go one more day
to shower. Yes I agree and we were so busy streaming. Literally running around.
Wait, how much sleep were you getting?
I turned my stream off. I then got like five hours a night.
What about you? You were all in the car, right?
Yeah, me, I went non-stop. I think like every night I was going like two to three hours.
That's crazy.
Because at night I was going around and like selling candy.
Really?
Yeah.
Aw, great argument.
Yeah, like I had like the little like the square app thing where you can like, just
happy people like purchase stuff.
Aw, that's cute.
The square app?
Really? I love it.
I scanned a couple people.
That's okay.
like I told them the candy was five dollars but it was fifty. Oh that's so funny. But no one knew.
S.U. was awesome but it was tiring. Yeah it was a lot. Like I don't know people could tell how
how tiring we were because we just had to go go go all day. Yeah it was jam packed. We was like
yeah. Yeah but it was so fun like I remember. You're supposed to be one of my favorite because it was fun.
That means a lot really. Yeah, we'll get like the
Mentos and Coke, we'll get the hair planes. It was one of your favorite. Yeah, it was one of your favorite.
Thank you R.P. Yeah, and then I fell asleep in someone's class. I felt bad.
That was like the second day I was exhausted. Yeah. It was the sex educational. Cindy? Yes Cindy.
Cindy was amazing. Did she call you while you were sleeping? No, I think
Noz woke me up because Noz and my camera had to be like,
Wake up, wake up.
I'm not woke up.
Yeah.
Oh, you try.
Yeah.
My first Sydney is okay with that.
Yeah.
Well, her class was freaky.
Why?
What did they teach you to sex in?
It's talking about, like...
Talking about, like, orgasms and...
Why?
Talking about, like, threesomes.
Why?
I put it through what she said.
It's okay to, like...
She was talking about, like, talking about being like a cunt.
She said it was okay.
Really?
Yeah, she was freaky.
Oh, so she taught you all about that stuff?
No, no, no, no, no, she didn't teach me how to be a cutler.
No, but she was just telling me about stuff, and I was like, wow.
This is interesting.
And you're like, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, you learned a lot?
I did learn a lot, yeah.
It was very high-opening.
I was like, wow.
This is, uh...
I wish I took that class.
That sounds very unique.
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
Ever before seen.
Wait so were you a full time streamer before SU?
No, I was a cameraman.
So like I would stream like at like 2am cause I was 3 like every night.
Wow.
And then I would just like react to like stuff or I would just like do like anything I could do that night.
Yeah, so the SU kind of like your starting point?
Yeah, I was like my catalyst to go full time.
Aww.
I was gonna start it so that was a big moment for me.
I love that.
Uh huh.
Or can that be as cute?
Now I'm looking at you.
Yeah, yeah
I was just gonna say like four to five.
But you do every day.
Yeah, me, I do every day, but
I recently, because my group got nominated for
like the four to the years. I've been trying to
focus on your stuff, so I
take one day off to shoot a YouTube video with my group.
Other than that, I shoot every day.
You're a real hunger-arching!
What are your tips on like
burning out?
Oh yeah, like I...
Taking time off, you think?
So, what do you do? Do you just keep going?
Yes.
Oh my gosh. Okay. And then does the film just go away eventually?
No.
Okay, well, one thing that helps me a lot when I take breaks is that your chat will always
be there. Like they'll be back. Like, like something that made me very anxious was,
it's like, oh if I take a break, people will stop watching me, right?
your community will always be there, even if you're over-created.
And then you're like, it helps to go a little bit because they're there for you.
You want the best for you, right? So I would just be like,
let's try something like, I know I feel guilty picking the day off, but
it's better for it in the long run, because I don't like hate dreaming,
right? And then also like, they'll be back, and you have a really great
support system around you. So like, I think we're in like a very
left position like I have so many friends around me who are also like you know really the streamers
and it's like if they're okay like I'm okay it's like it's like the the rising ships right
yeah and like you have really great people around you or like even if you are taking a little break
you have to also go together like you're not gonna break and they're very true and it'll
also be fine so it's really really cool to see you honestly yeah you have a really great
courses. Emily? Yeah. So if you ever get burnt out, don't feel guilty. Take it the
freaking time. You might feel guilty. Yeah. I do too. I do too too. But then I'm like,
it's for the best. But it seems like you're doing really well. Like you travel
every time. Like you just keep going. Yeah. I keep going. It's awesome. It's like fulfilling and then...
Yes. It's great. Yeah. And then I always say like, I'm critical for it. Like it's
It's so cool to be a streamer.
It is.
There's sure there's a lot of downsides, like some downsides, you know, like these
messages and that, but then it's like, wow, we're in a really good spot, you know?
It was like pretty cool.
And you're streaming, you're super awesome, and I watch you like a lot, yeah.
Thank you.
It's all when you guys went to the big fair, and you guys just have like really
a stream for the different people. So it's like I think you're talented at it.
Thank you Emily.
Yeah, you're doing great until your first year you know. It'll be awesome.
Appreciate it. No, I actually like that. I mean a lot like I take it to heart.
Like it helps. Yeah, but yeah if you ever get tired just take, be sure to take the holidays off.
Yeah, definitely. Take off Christmas. Definitely gonna take off Christmas.
She spent some time with the pair.
Exactly.
And then you'll be back on the grind.
Already, regardless.
Yeah.
I mean, what's something in like,
2026 that you're like,
looking forward to, or something that like...
Yeah.
Well, um,
I'm hiring my first like,
content producer,
which is like 2026.
So like, all,
this whole time it's been like,
me doing it all alone.
Yeah.
But I realized that I kind of needed a team,
like, people to help me.
So I'm hiring Jacob,
who works with the extra labor.
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, you're super cool.
Yeah, yeah, so they were traveling, too,
and then they'll help you do like events,
like at least one big one of them.
And I'm like looking forward to that,
and looking forward to doing like bigger scale things,
but I just don't know why,
yeah, so maybe if you haven't talked about it.
So that's good.
Okay, that's nice.
Maybe more international travel, what about you?
Well, me, yeah, I do wanna do a lot more traveling,
and like, I wanna like host stuff, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it'd be a great host.
Yeah.
Have you hosted before?
I hosted for like my friends.
Like host friends.
Yeah.
Remember like when you used to have all my hosts for them?
Yeah.
But now I want to host stuff and maybe like invite more people.
Uh huh.
Kind of like outside of like my friends, friends that are my group.
So yeah, so I want to try that out.
But yeah, there'll be more travel.
Yeah, do you want to go to Japan or something?
Ooh, yeah.
I do want to go to Japan.
I do want to go to India.
Ooh, that would be crazy.
And then yeah, I want to go to Mexico too.
Whoa, Mexico's far, I've never been.
Yeah, I've been to Mexico but never on a stream.
Because I've grown up out of going to Mexico with my family and stuff.
Oh, okay!
It was pretty pretty.
Yeah, oh, and then I was talking to Black and the Outlook.
Oh, Black and the Great.
Yeah, because I have this thing that I do with streamers.
It's like a little series that's called I Lost In.
What's called?
It's called I Lost In, so basically I was lost in Austin.
Oh, I love that, okay.
but then like I get dropped off in like the middle of nowhere kind of foreign
Okay, oh that's so fun. Yeah. Yeah, so far away from the end point. Okay. And then I have something like my way all the way back to like a
to Mexico? To like a notable landmark. Yeah.
To Mexico? Yeah, I love to do that in Mexico. I've done it in Japan, LA, and Japan, LA, and I forgot the other one.
But I've done it in one, oh and Las Vegas.
Oh, you do Las Vegas in North Korea? Huh? Oh, if you can, unless you can.
You would come?
Oh, for sure, but I don't know if they'd be worried.
Would that be crazy?
Yeah.
They'd be like, why don't they have seen this before?
Not yet.
That sounds fun.
Yeah, I'll be down.
That sounds weird.
That would be the street.
It would be, it would be definitely different.
Wow.
Okay, so.
There's the driver.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
Does that mean how to go back there?
Does that mean you're good?
Is it?
Yeah, I'm the most part of the ride.
You're the most part.
I don't like it.
I was like, I'm trying to drive as smooth as I can.
Thank you.
Okay, I'm glad it's decent.
Yeah.
Yeah, like I'm like, hard kid.
You're double looking every time you get over.
Yeah, it's because I get nervous about my blind spot.
That's my scariest thing about driving.
I'm scared to get over and then someone's getting over.
I have to say, drive this man and then I run into him.
That's a big fear.
Okay.
That person is fading away.
Have you ever got a ticket?
Yes.
I've got many tickets.
I bought like two parking tickets one speed ticket
It was my first ever ticket and they just gave me a warrant and gave me a ticket
No warrant for first time
Yeah, I'm not evil
Yeah, that is evil
And then I was like please officer and they're like no, get your ticket
You don't want to please?
Yeah, they said please
They basically left chalks with dead ass
I didn't have to make a warrant
Oh
They made me like look better, they're more likely that I had to make a warrant
Now
Yeah
What about you?
I got two speeding tickets
Okay
But they were mainly when I was younger
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It was when I first got my car.
Like, I was trying to be cool or whatever,
trying to drive it real fast.
What car was it?
It was like a 19, or 2004, in Paula.
It was like, oh, but it was nice.
I don't know what Paula is, but that sounds great.
But then I got a Jeep.
You have a Jeep now?
Or I did have a Jeep, but then my Jeep was always
with now, but now I have a BMW.
What?
You're kidding.
Yeah, but now I have like a nice car.
I don't even care about nice cars.
I don't think cars are that cool. Yeah, cars are just like whatever.
We haven't been up dumb yet. Yeah, that's nice.
But I kind of want to test them. Sometimes I want to drive it self.
I love the autopilot. Yeah, the autopilot?
Yes. It saved me a lot.
Yeah, if I had the autopilot, I wouldn't have gone to the hate thread.
So it's like I need to have autopilot on all the time.
Ooh, that's nice.
But yeah, I use it a lot. It is nice.
But maybe, yeah, so you just don't like your car that much?
No, I like it, but when I first got it, I thought I was gonna like,
Oh, this is insane.
It's like, oh, it's nice.
It's like whatever, yeah.
Yeah, it's whatever.
I'm not that materialistic.
You have a dream car?
We've not been able to get it.
But when I was a little kid, I wanted a Bugatti.
And I was like, well, I was like, Bugatti.
Bugatti.
If I get one, it'll be cool.
But I don't really want one.
Okay, yeah.
The dream car, probably...
Oh, I'm trying to get a van.
Why? Like this?
Yeah, like a van like this, because I have a friend, so whenever I think of my friends, we go all ride together.
Instead of driving separately.
That's cute!
So I'll probably get a van.
Oh, and I'm a motorcycle.
I saw your stream with your motorcycle.
You have to get a permit for that, right?
Yeah.
Wow.
But I bought my own Facebook account.
How much was it?
It was $1,700, but they scared me.
Why?
broke after the second day shut up yeah I got scammed and you had to fix it yourself it's still broken no I got too busy how how it's
good um they said it was a brand new bike wire but it was old like it was like it was 2009
bike you know I had a bunch of miles and then they clean the miles off and then they send in his
breath yeah I was looking at the engine it was all rusty on the inside but they're just hiding it what yeah I got
Scant crazy
I wish I could like turn like report them to the Facebook marketplace police. Yeah
And then I was calling the guy I was like, hey, I don't think the bike is good
And he actually stopped picking up
At least they was going to like, uh, like Mexico on vacation
No, I'm an idiot. Yeah
No, it's like it's just crazy. What if my family friends had a Facebook marketplace?
Yeah, phone like they bought a phone and then
They got a good poll on this
It's kind of sketchy that is crazy. Yeah, they're like giving all your money. Wait, so they want to go buy something or?
They want to go buy a phone from them
Hold a gun on them
Wow, and I'm like, what the hell like that's fully traumatizing. No, that is horrifying. They just want a new phone
And yeah, so
But at least you can kind of look at the motorcycle
I just gotta get the battery swamp and like fix something with the spark
Have you ever rode a motorcycle?
No, but I... I was the back of one.
I've won it.
Oh, Jesus.
It's kind of freeing.
In any case, like, I like to clear lanes.
Like, you just go anywhere, like, lightweight,
I don't feel lonely.
Have you seen that clip from A Thousand Ways to Die?
Oh, I used to love that show.
It's like, a girl died on a motorcycle for inappropriate reasons.
Like, what?
Inappropriate reasons?
Yeah, and never since I saw that I was disturbed.
Like...
Basically this girl was like, ooh la la, and then fell off the motorcycle.
Ooh la la?
She was ooh la la-y.
What's ooh la la-y?
You know, and she's like ooh la la-y.
Oh, ooh la la-y!
Yeah, yeah, well she was like, wow, I love this motorcycle.
And then she got to the track?
Yes, and then she fell backwards and died.
And I remember that so vividly as a kid.
I was like, wow.
And then I think from now, I was like, oh, I'm not scared of motorcycles.
Yeah, no, yeah.
My uncle got paralyzed on the motorcycle
Yeah, he's paralyzed for like three years, but then like I think he like finally got feeling back and now he can like walk like I know
It's amazing though. Yeah. No, yeah, it's amazing. It's a miracle. But yeah, I'm I'm
I would never ride the motorcycle on the freeway
I was just writing for more like a fun thing like I like to get on the block or a short friend
And stuff like that, but I wouldn't not on the freeway
That's kind of scary. We have a helmet always, right? Yeah, that wasn't only statement, but there's one time I didn't wear
Yeah, it was just I gave it to my friend
Because they fell no no no
I was having a friend yes, I guess my friend in case they fell wow that is so
Yeah, no, yeah, I see people crying and then like I saw yeah
We're here an empathetic person yeah, I would say like I'm able to like
See we're like whenever there's a villain in the movie. Yeah, I always feel for the villain
So it's just
Okay
dollar. We have two dollars though. I don't know what the dollars are. Why is he, why is he
cleaning our windshield? But this is very nice. Thank you sir. Should we get him two dollars? Yeah, I don't know where we, where did we put it? Is it in your pocket? Oh, I don't think I had, oh, he's, he's, that's, oh. Oh my gosh, he's doing it, but, oh. I don't have it. You got two dollars? I don't either. I'm sorry. I don't have it on me. I think it's in the, it's in the jar. Send me. I don't see the jar back here. So let's throw our jar. What jar? The money jar.
No!
It's only $2.
That's a lot.
Oh, okay.
Oh, sorry.
This is all the cash we have.
Thank you.
Have a great night.
Okay, well, thank you.
That's nice.
It's the same.
Yeah, it is the same.
It looks the exact same as when we started, but I've never seen that happen.
We're there like cleaning our windshields.
No?
Yeah.
Is that normal?
Yeah.
It looks the exact same as when we started, but I've never seen that happen.
We're there like cleaning our windshields.
No?
Yeah, is that normal?
It is kinda normal.
Oh wow.
I'm from Yellow.
They always like clean the windshield.
Yeah, at least you had a little bit of hair.
It looks exactly the same.
Yeah, no, yeah.
He did the same.
It's okay though.
Over here, guys.
Let's see if we can find some...
Parking Burger when I'm starved.
What?
What was that?
No, no, he's gay.
He's gay.
I thought I like ran over someone.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Oh, are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Oh my god, oh my god, I thought you were okay.
Oh my god, I'll be slower, stop, okay, right there.
Oh, it's a mirror.
Nice.
Okay, yay!
Let's just park right here, maybe.
Oh yeah, this is good spot.
Ready?
Is this fine?
Emily, you're a stellar driver.
You think so?
Yes!
Thank you so much.
I'm trying my best.
Thank you so much. I'm trying my best. Thank you, thank you.
Yay!
Nice.
There's a lot of people here. Burger time!
Let's have a good burger. This is my first meal of the day.
Me too.
It is?
We're twins!
I can go literally twins. We have the exact same habit.
I only eat one meal a day. Do you do that? Like every time? Me too. And usually it's on stream. On stream. Like sometimes if I'm hungry, I'll wait until I go live just like I eat on stream. Because if I eat before stream I don't know. Yeah. I try to just eat on stream. Oh that's so true. Wow. Yeah. Apparently it's really bad for us. Take you on stream? No no no.
you
How does it have no sugar but it's still soda and it has zero calories?
I don't understand zero calories. That makes it suck.
Yes, and that's why I can't drink it.
Because you know, it's like mass, and mass cannot be created from the core.
So like, if you're consuming it, where are you going?
Exactly, so it has to be calorie or something.
Yeah, literally.
We're doing like a charity world where we get gifts and we're going to give them back
back to my family and then I gotta see the other idea. I got a messenger. Oh my God, that's
so nice. Oh no, I love you. What's your favorite condiment? Ketchup. Ketchup? Okay. I got
Yeah, what I have water burger. Yes, that's a Texas. Yeah, water burgers are so good
Okay, so should we go by steak twins or
State twins do well or what else
Dirty duo, okay. Dirty duo. Stank type. No, we're not dirty. We're actually very clean. Stank and stank. Stank and stanky. Oh my God. Okay. It's fine. Dirty duo is a vine. What are the mice? I'm sorry. Sorry.
Oh, we're, we're, we're just a shot, like we can fish in the mic.
Okay, wait, some of you are live from the mic, so are you gonna grab it?
Uh, I'll take it.
Oh, okay.
I can hold that.
Yeah.
Thank you, Sammy.
Where do you live?
I need to get a, a good, uh, good, a ASMR.
ASMR?
And I just see where they're going.
Yeah.
We're going in.
Oh, this camera, beautiful.
This is how, like, it's David.
Would you ever have a camera man?
No, I don't think so.
Yeah.
I like folding my camera.
But sometimes it gets a little tiring, but I just stick with it.
Would you ever have the...
Would you ever have that one setup where the camera goes over your head and then it wraps around like this?
What is that? Like the 360 one?
It was something like that.
I've never seen that one.
I could hold it if you want.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
You're not having fun, though.
Thank you.
That's good.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Thanks for having us.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
You can talk some more here.
Wait, my shirt.
You remember?
Yes.
I was here with agents.
It was delicious.
We have to come back.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Oh, it's good now?
There we go.
Oh, we're back, nice.
Okay, yeah, run the microphones.
Thank you, much back, okay.
All right, Archie, I have some live questions for you.
Yeah, you can ask me anything.
I'm like an open, open, open book.
Wow, that's so great.
Okay, who is, who?
Who's having the day of your first crush?
My first crush ever.
Yes, yes.
I've never said this before.
Oh, sorry.
The name of my, no I can't.
Okay, then you don't have to.
No, it was when I was a little kid.
Yeah, yeah.
I can say that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that normal?
Yeah, that's totally normal.
And then it's like, oh, what did you like about her?
When you were a little kid?
Okay, the name I first, her name was,
Is she watching?
I thought she might see this.
You think she could see this?
I don't know.
Does she have a unique name?
Yeah.
So she's going to know.
Oh, but it was a long time ago.
OK, yeah.
She probably wants to know.
Her name is Iselle.
OK, Iselle.
Iselle, are you out there?
No!
OK, Iselle.
OK, what did you like?
She was going to be really mean to me.
Oh, you're like that.
You're that type of guy?
You like the bully Riz?
Yeah, I like the bully Riz.
I don't know why.
Was she like actually mean?
No, she wasn't like actually mean.
She was like a little mean.
So then there was like, since you were so mean to me,
I wanted her to be nice to me.
Oh, it's like the tsundere.
Yeah, it was like that.
Something like, yeah, it's like a challenge.
Like, I didn't like you.
Yeah.
Or like, yeah, I like when like,
they're mean to me to everyone else,
or like, to the public, but then as I really hang out,
then she's nice.
Okay.
I don't know, I'm weird.
You're like that?
No, that's normal.
That's the thing.
Yeah, uh-huh.
So you want your first girlfriend to be mean to you?
She has to be able to like throw some jokes at her.
Yeah, let's go with the punches, throw some jokes at me,
I can throw some at her.
I want to be like a little matchmaker, okay?
Okay, so what else are you looking for in someone?
Okay, someone who's very independent,
because I feel like I don't have a lot of time to spend.
So at the end of the day, I want us to be like,
we come together and then we talk about our days
and our lives like that.
So if they're clingy, is that an egg?
They can be clingy as long as they like are open to be like like they can
understand that like I can't always spend time with them but if they want to
see me all the time that's good because like I'm gonna want to see them all the
time but it's just like it's just we can't. I guess it's how you define clingy.
Yeah. It's like you want to spend time with you. That's important. Yeah. Okay.
Let's see what else. Maybe. Do you have a height preference? 5'3 maybe? 5'2?
She could be like a little bit on the taller side. I don't really mind
Yeah, I don't really mind the height
Because I'm kind of short so maybe if she's taller our kids could be tall so they can play sports or something
Okay, so you want to be taller than you
Taller than me? Okay
How tall are you?
How tall do you think I am?
I think I'm like 5'8
5'8?
No, I'm 5'9 and a half
Was I basically
Basically 5'10", and 5'10 is like, but the right shoe is 5'11", you know?
I was like, a member of the day, and I was like, oh I'm pretty sure you're like, you know,
you're very similar.
That's great, that's great.
5'9.5.
And then, let's see what else.
Yeah, I'd like someone who's like, very mature, but also like, they can joke around.
Like, I want someone, like, if I went to like Paris or London, I could dance in
the rain with them.
That's really high.
I'm like a I'm like a hopeless romance. Maybe dancing the rain and like you know
Like I would or like if they live far away, I would always fly out and surprise
Thank you, sir
This looks so good, let's see
not a damn chance.
Oh, NADC, not a damn chance.
Professional skateboarder Neen Williams and Michelin Star-Shuk.
Oh!
Phillip Franklin, Len Lee, first bought it over the level-coding and skateboarding.
Under Skate Session, steamer.
you
Like girls are too afraid to ask for flowers or you just have to give it to them. I like flowers too
Dude, I didn't know that the car one was a bare minimum
Next time if I go on a date and I pick someone up, I'll be outside the car and be like,
Hello my lady, open the door.
Yes, yes, that's great.
I'm like, I appreciate it so much.
It's just, I want to look like a try hard.
No.
Because if you're trying too hard it makes it awkward.
But sometimes you gotta be chill.
Yeah, I don't know how close you are to her.
And it's like a girl that you're like random dating and that doesn't really matter.
Yeah, yeah, you're right
Princess treatment, no, I'm getting very minimal. I'm getting a very minimal. I always
Okay, that's great.
But what if you pay and then they're all like...
What if they really want to pay?
You keep fighting for it.
Fighting for it?
But also, if they're paying, if they're like, I want to pay, it might mean they don't like you.
For real?
Yeah.
So maybe keep that in mind.
If the girl's like, oh no, let me pay, let me split in half.
It means she doesn't really like you.
What if they say, okay, I'll pay next time we go.
That's normal.
That's normal?
That's free.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's good.
Okay, that's good.
This isn't for me, but a lot of my friends think of the glass of paper the first three
days.
I don't mind.
Really?
I don't mind.
The first three?
Yeah.
That's expensive.
Yeah.
That's expensive.
Yeah.
What does Emily know?
I know!
I haven't been able to talk about it.
I thought she was giving me good tips.
Really?
Yeah.
I thought everything's been valid.
Oh, hi.
Does Chad have any other ones?
Let's see.
Chad, what else?
This is good.
I'm learning.
Okay.
Um, hmm.
What?
Let's say that the girl you like is sick.
What do you do?
All you like is sex, what do you do?
Order her, uh, medicine.
How? How do you order it?
I would, uh, Instacartit?
Instacartit?
You're not gonna hand a liver to her?
Okay, but what if she doesn't live nearby?
Let's say that she's 20 minutes away.
Okay, then I would drive and drop it off.
No, I'm lying. If I'm being honest, I would do the Instacart.
I mean, that's nice.
No, yeah. If I'm being honest, I would do the Instacart.
That's fair.
I'm a little lazy, but it's the thought that counts.
Yeah.
You know, yeah.
Hi.
Hi, I was your honest.
Yeah, yeah.
And do you think he would do something for her if he was sick?
100%.
Oh.
100%.
Yeah. I would definitely order her something, get her some nice chocolates, some medicine,
any other than the pop or the tummy or something like that.
Okay.
This is very, like, okay.
It depends on how often you're spending with this girl.
Let's say it's like your off day,
but you don't have it,
but let's just pretend like you have an off day
and you're spending it with this girl.
And how would you react if she's like,
can you give me water?
Can you go pick up some coffee?
Can you clean my toilet like, what would you do?
I would do it.
What?
I would do it.
You would?
Yeah.
And she's like, oh I'm really thirsty.
Would you go get her water?
Yeah, definitely.
Really, are you?
Definitely, 100%.
I think that's good, that's good.
That's good?
Okay, okay, but yeah.
You're training her, really?
Why is my chat saying cats?
This is all you butler.
I mean is that giving butler?
No, I think that's really great.
No, it's because Chad will give you a laugh.
No, but I feel like if you're too nice in there, you're like...
No, I think it's so nice to treat your SO like that.
No, but I feel like you've got to be a little mean.
You're not mean.
No, you have to make her a princess.
Because if I'm too nice, it looks like she can walk over me.
No, but she respects you and admires you.
Okay, okay, okay.
What?
Clean her toilet, though? Like, finish it?
Am I some of the facts?
I feel like I'm being too nice.
No, it's cold being going on like with the word.
It's talking to the sea.
Chivalrous.
Chivalrous, yeah.
You're being chivalrous.
Yes.
Wait.
I don't know what I have.
I'm right.
He said he don't know.
Cool.
OK.
Why do I hear people say nice guys can't slap sometimes?
That's what he's like.
I don't like reject him.
Oh.
He just moved my kids.
Oh, OK.
She's like a, like a, just trying to cope.
But my guys are in quarantine.
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
That's what she did.
He's on door mat.
No, listen.
You're supposed to be on door mat.
No, I feel like a mother.
Whoa.
Scrubbing her toilet, opening all her doors,
eating her medicine, cleaning her.
It's horrible! That's not a minimal.
Clean your house?
You don't clean it.
It's like I open the door inside, because it's inside just...
And then get some water, take the dirty stuff off.
Yeah, I'll do that.
What about what do you think? That's the sweet thing you would do.
That's what I would do?
I would make a song for them.
I'm a patron!
I would uh, I would like hand make something or like paint or like draw on him or I would like in my free time
That was so sweet. Yeah, I see that up.
But now I would uh, you know, just stuff like that.
That's awesome for a game, you see? So, you know what the whole of the torment that you said?
Yeah.
See, I would...
I
Let's see, so, Kat, what questions did I ask Emily?
Nothing, nothing.
If your answer's there, there's only I can even answer.
I think it would be nice just like helping her out.
But also, what's your love language?
Quality time.
And, um...
Mine was going to be words of affirmation, but it's that people lie.
Huh?
But it's just that people lie a lot.
People lie a lot?
Oh, about words when they don't really mean a lot.
I would say, um,
uh, act of service.
Yes, that's mine.
Yeah, Paulie times the act of service.
Mine acts of service, so I like them.
People help me out.
That's why I always keep it like helping people.
Okay, so let's see.
Okay, let me ask you something.
Hmmmm.
Nothing crazy, Arky.
Don't look too hard now.
Nothing crazy in there.
Okay, nothing crazy.
What do you have to look for?
What do I look for in someone?
Yeah, like in a partner.
Okay, number one, they have to treat me well.
Okay, number one, treat you well?
So, they have to open the door for me.
Okay, get me flowers.
They have to be, like, I like them there.
They call it goals or like ambition, and it's not that important.
Like, they're like, oh, they want to do this.
I'm like, okay, that's attractive.
They're passionate about something, you know?
I like when they, uh, when they talk to me.
Yeah, like when they like text me out like that.
Oh, okay, got it, text me out.
I like they have to compliment me a lot so that I ask for a lot of reassurance from their
patient with me so they give me reassurance and then the last thing is maybe like they
are smart.
They have to be smart.
Okay, got it.
That's good.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh yeah, that is good.
Okay, now.
That's good.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh yeah, that is good.
Now, would you be able to do long distance with someone?
That's too hard.
No?
I did that good.
But I did not.
That is the hope of romance.
Like, that's the only thing you can do across the world.
Okay.
I can't do this.
It's better to be together, I think.
you
I just don't want them to punch me, you know?
Mm-hmm
Another another red flag is if they
Don't like
I love
Do you want someone I can cook
I don't think that would happen to me.
It doesn't cost a day to eat.
True, now many people cook.
Yeah, all the time.
So are you like a Dordacher?
Huh?
Did you order like Dordach and stuff?
No, I go out to eat.
Ah.
I even go to a restaurant and just sit there.
Me, would I like someone I could cook?
Ah.
It would be nice, but it wouldn't be like a,
oh, like, open one for me to cook.
It would be like, oh, like, I would love it.
It's okay.
Wait, you're saying you don't have any meat in your fridge?
Your fridge is empty?
It's just like beer, spicy ketchup, and that's it.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Whoa!
I want to start cooking in 0.26.
Like ground beef and rice.
Yeah, and it's like quick and easy too.
And it's good.
Twelve bottles of spicy ketchup.
I have a lot.
Everybody, get on!
I'll try.
How is it?
Yeah, it was really good.
Do you have your red flag working?
Yeah, I look out for it.
No.
I would say...
No, I don't have it.
I'm not prepared.
No, try them as time goes on.
Okay. What do you think are some red flags I should look out for?
If they're a big...
If they're a big bitch.
They walk all the way as a...
They mean the people.
Oh, like to like...
Like a little room to like people who are working?
Yeah, definitely.
They cannot be mean to people.
It's not a reply.
Let's see, whatever.
Like as a girl, a reply?
Yeah.
If they don't shower,
we bought it.
Ironic?
Yeah, I'm ironic.
I'm just scared about showering.
Now we're gonna smile!
I don't think I'm the rude one.
I think I'm just like...
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, if they're rude, um...
How about you, maybe? They can't be like I think it's a drug.
Oh, yeah, because I don't really do any drugs.
They can't be... I mean, they can partake every now and then,
but I can fix it, I don't think I can handle it.
Yeah, of course.
Um...
Yeah.
Okay, that's it!
I'm so excited to find out!
When you get a girlfriend, do you think you'll tell anyone?
It's okay.
I don't know.
It's totally fine.
Maybe you should keep it private for a little bit.
Later?
Public?
It's so...
You just keep it private until you feel public.
Is it either I'm going to be super public or I'm going to be super private?
It might be either one way or another.
I think it's better because you want to have the split.
Yeah.
If your girlfriend might be some content, then that baby sure will resent you for that down the line.
Wow.
You never know.
Wow.
You need to.
Damn, you got me thinking now.
Yeah, you really got to think about it.
Excuse me, sir.
Where's the trash?
Oh.
What's up, I'm Idoctor. I don't want to flip burgers anymore. So follow my Instagram is
Idoctor, e-y-e, underscore-d-r. It's really easy. I've been painting a lot of flowers around
town. I do a little bit of street art. But I've been painting a lot of flowers around
I like that, we're not the eye doctor, very nice.
Oh yes. I can drive.
Okay.
Yippee!
So you said 8.8?
8.8. It was really good.
I give it a 9.5.
Delicious burger. I love this.
Yippee!
Hey!
Oh, please stop me.
It's my...
Oh, is this a paper?
Let me grab it.
Oh, thank you.
I can charge this camera.
Yay! I'm so glad you were able to learn some Rizzful tips from me.
No, yeah. You taught me a lot of Rizzful tips.
You all also are getting advice from extra Emily, so keep that in mind.
Take it with a grade of saw?
Yes, but I think my tastes are like decent.
Okay, okay. This will tell a lot.
Are your friends that friends normally go to when they have to talk?
have to talk. No. Okay, yeah, see you. But this is why it's nice because I could talk to you. You're my first victim, my first person that I can advice to. No, yeah. It's fun. Yeah, me, I'm normally the friend that friends come to talk about like non-relationship stuff. Okay.
anything else I'm good to talk to but it's my relationships I feel like I'm
not that helpful. Oh wow no one ever asked me for oh kind of it. I literally asked for advice. I usually get advice.
Okay, well, hopefully that helps still.
Should we go back here?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Here, you can use this as...
Oh, okay.
Yes, put it there.
Nice.
Okay, well, thank you.
Yeah.
No, no, thank you so much for yapping.
That was a good...
What the was I giving?
Was I saying nice things?
I'm gonna take all your advice and then you know we'll see how things go okay
okay yes I'm excited it was something yep thanks guys delicious food
so good w yaps love you have it no comment I don't ask you more questions
Yo, feel free!
Let's see.
If Chad has any, feel free to.
Chad, what are some good questions to ask Emily?
Ah, nothing was bad, thank you.
Okay, wait, wait.
Are you okay with, like, are you fine with your partner farting in front of you?
Of course! They have to!
Okay.
Like, I want to, like, like, I want to, like, crawl to their skin almost.
Huh?
Like, I want to be one with, like, a...
Maybe not that intense, but like,
I want them to be able to show like everything around me, you know?
Oh, she'll be here when I pop in their pimples and stuff?
Yes!
For real?
Yes, of course!
Oh.
If they asked me to pop a pimple, I'd never done it, but I would do it if they asked.
But like, I just want to...
Yeah, I just want to be like, like very comfortable around them.
Yes, that's unfortunate.
Okay, I respect that, yeah.
No, yeah, me too. I would be like, okay, with like washing their feet or like stuff like that.
That's the highest.
Yeah. Okay, Archie. You gonna get the foot massages? Yes, definitely. Wow. That's nice.
I mean, as long as I could receive a foot massage, if it's time to time.
But you would want one too. Yeah. Nice, Archie. Okay. And then, yeah, I would fall under the
covers and then I'll put them under the covers. Oh, so you can twerk on them.
Give them a flying Dutchman. Okay. That's what it's called. Yeah. That's what they called
Yeah, it's like when you fart, but then you put them under the covers with the fart
No
You have to get the right girl who see who will like accept your except my habits and works and stuff
Yeah, your quirks. Yes, okay, and I'm sure there's the girl out there who will do that
Okay, oh chat calls it the chair noble
You're adorable. Amazing. This is great.
Cute.
The Dutch oven. The Dutch oven. There it is.
The flying Dutchman, he said.
Yeah. Okay, what else do I ask?
I'll watch the trip. Do you think it's anything?
Oh, would you want to live where their family is?
Or would you want them to live where your family is?
Ooh, good question. Good question.
I'm not living near my family. That's for sure.
Cuz I thought it was Nebraska.
Yeah, what did they have in Nebraska?
Nothing, it's boring!
Yeah, my child was really telling me to go to Nebraska one day.
Why, really?
Yeah, it was just for like a stream but
it's just I didn't know what they had out there.
So I was like, I don't know if I want to go.
Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing, don't go.
If you do go to Omaha but they don't have anything,
they have the zoo.
Oh yeah, they did tell me about the zoo.
No, it's so boring.
I would feel so embarrassed to like even have you step foot
at Nebraska, which is so bad.
Yeah.
Uh,
Uh, Katie, uh, who's Katie?
Uh, it's my cousin.
Oh!
Yeah.
I don't know my cousins, but like, but like...
Is Katie living in Nebraska?
Yeah.
But it's like, I just, I don't know if I want to visit her.
Cause I don't know if I want to go to Nebraska.
Are you sure it's your cousin?
Is it a girl you like?
You can tell me, Arke, I feel like we've gotten close this stream.
Okay, it was like, uh, a couple months ago, I did a 20v1.
Oh my god, you put it in the one room?
Yeah, it was watching that.
You should have gone for the girl with the skirt.
I know.
The Asian girl with the skirt, I was ready for her.
I know.
I think she was gone after the top five or something.
Yeah, but Katie, she was, I don't, one thing, oh, I'm very indecisive.
I'm terrible at making decisions.
That's okay, that's okay.
That's one of my worst things.
I don't think I'm in a bad decision, but she's like,
whenever it's time to make decisions, I crumble under pressure.
Okay, so Katie was the winner.
Yeah, she's the winner, and then like, she's from Nebraska.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Wait, that's awesome!
I'm gonna snitch on you.
And have her your cousin!
That is a hard one.
What did you explain?
I don't know why I got her my cousin.
Here comes the next one.
Yeah, no, it was a little white lie.
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah, yeah, it was a little white lie.
Okay, so, also, your child wants you to visit Nebraska to visit Katie.
Yeah.
That could be fine. She could show you around.
Yeah, no, yeah, that could be cool. It's just...
Why would she get L.A. then?
She's like a she's like music so I think she was like recording a song
Yeah, oh speaking of music
Okay
Yeah, I made it like two months ago
Music a lot but
Yeah, and this is like four months after dropping no music
That's great!
Texas to LA?
Yeah.
Okay.
You can let me know.
Okay.
Actually, this about to be like a happy song.
I like the melody.
Yeah.
I just wanna see it before it's too late
From Texas to LA
Are you from Texas to LA?
Is that what the lyrics mean?
It was just like a catchy...
No!
Can we, can we, can we...
Genius lyrics, sis?
Genius lyrics?
Like break it down?
say there. Yeah it was like it was about seeing someone even though it was only
for a day just because I liked them a lot and I like spending time with them so
I was gonna find them from Texas to LA. You're flying them from Texas to LA? Yeah.
That's very romantic, Horky! We'll keep going. No yeah my part's almost over.
You broke your heart. I heard that.
No, she didn't break my heart. That's just...
Oh, the lyrics. They don't lie.
You don't lie. Why don't you put it there?
Is that not true?
No, sometimes you just sing.
But it's not about anyone that's specific.
Okay.
It was just like how I was feeling.
You know what I mean?
You broke your heart.
I heard that.
No, she didn't break my heart.
That's just...
Oh, the lyrics. They don't lie.
You know what I mean?
You don't lie.
feeling. You know what? Sometimes you get a feeling. You get like the inspiration to make a song.
Yeah. But yeah yeah yeah. Texas L.A. is about knowing.
Okay. It's just sounds really nice. Yeah yeah yeah. And then yeah.
Yeah, but that was Sotzi's party night. It's a little different, you know?
Does he have a foot fetish?
Yeah, he does.
Well, he's probably been.
Yeah, he comes up to it.
In our group, we have a lot of different type of people.
Like Sotzi, he has a foot fetish.
Wow!
Yugi, he likes nipple play.
Like he likes when people play with his nipples.
Yugi?
Yeah, Yugi.
And then, they have a friend named Jaydab.
He's like a cuck.
Wow, what a group. What a group you have here. That's amazing, Arcade. I love that.
Yeah, so you know, J.D.A.D. like so, like, I don't know, it's just like, it's just his thing, you know?
Everyone has a little thing. So that's his.
Alright, okay, so, like, you know, you're singing in the beginning.
Yeah.
Like, you're even telling us, you know, that's great. Like, it sounds good.
Yeah, thank you. Yeah, that was like one of my first songs that I ever made. People really liked that one.
But I do want to drop a new song sometime soon, but I just got a good big time to do it.
But I made that in like one hour. I was shooting it.
Can you write the lyrics? Wow.
See, I want to make songs too, but I can't write the lyrics. I need like those right now.
Oh, oh yeah. I had it help from the chat. Also, with the lyrics, but like, yeah, if I saw it, I made it in like one hour.
Like I was just like those kind of like in the moment
I was just saying like the first thought that came to my head and then
Use like a studio mic on my PC set up on stream, and I just sang away
Yeah
My child wants me to play you a song, let me hear it.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm waiting for you to play you a song.
Um, this is a man raised song called R.E.
R.E?
Yes, because it is raised in my memory.
Ah, R.E?
Alright, let's hear that.
I don't know.
You were rapping on this one?
Uh, yes.
It's my three-billy coming out.
Okay.
Let's get out of here with a three-billy.
It's hard to find it on a man's nose.
How long did it take you guys to pick that song?
It took like 2 hours.
Oh okay, that's good.
It was just an hour?
Yeah, it was like almost 2 hours.
Wow, you really do have an actual talent for singing.
No, I think my friends are really good artists.
So they help me.
Really?
Yeah.
Sachi's good at rapping.
Nas is good at singing.
Okay, that's what they help you.
Okay, I'm gonna go to the correct store and stamp it.
Okay, let's hear it.
Hello?
Artie?
Uh, I have a listen.
Where is it?
Fire song?
No, we don't have it on YouTube or anything.
Like on the internet.
Like on that store and stamp?
Actually like where we sit.
Oh yeah, you actually dropped it.
I can tell it's the real target.
Rage and Emily's on round here.
Okay, go ahead. Let's hear it.
Hey!
Oh, yeah, can anyone get the lyrics in a song?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Okay.
But yeah, you should release your next song.
Your next song.
What do you want it to be about?
Probably a love song.
Not just because like...
Really?
I've got a love song there.
Like the easiest for me to make.
I'm not kidding.
They're easy.
They come so easy to you.
Yeah, it's just a little.
That's so nice.
Are we kidding?
Yeah.
Okay.
And like a love song.
Like, er, like, a pose or like, an uppermost, or like, just like, put it out on like a little hole.
I was thinking about having my wedding on stream.
Oh, okay.
You need it as bad?
Maybe ask your future wife about it.
Okay.
And see if they, if they like it.
Did you ever have your wedding on stream?
see I don't know if I'm going to have a brain rot in the hands of that boy
I feel like I might not because I wanted to have my birth on stream and then after watching that these birds I'm like I can't
I don't think I can
yeah that was a lot
it's a lot yeah and like I want to do it in a hospital
but you can't just run the hospital I think
oh yeah you can't
yeah so I'm like I don't know if I can uh
I'm not going to shoot my birth anymore. However, uh, wedding? Probably not.
That could be a good stream, Archie.
Yeah. I would have my head around to pull up to the wedding.
Uh-huh.
Have it.
That's cute.
Only thing that's right.
All of us, yes, can be your career groups, Ben.
Yes, all of us, yes. I feel like it would be really brainwroth, though.
No, it's okay. At that point, like...
You got to embrace it?
Yes. Yes. Because your future life will be like, yeah, this is Archie.
Okay.
I'm sure she would want you to.
Yeah, because it's a memory that lasts forever.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
That's so true.
Uh, what do you have it?
Let me thank you.
Oh, nice.
I got the link.
Let's see.
Uh, the Spotify breakers are he?
Are he?
The band break.
They'll take a lot of songs.
It's on Spotify.
Oh, wait.
We need to talk Spotify.
Oh, wait, wait, it's on Spotify.
Oh, someone upload it?
No, it's just a matter of the sound.
Thank you.
Okay.
Great experience.
Thank you.
Hey, uh...
Yes, we do.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Great.
You had some quality in there.
Like my flow.
Yeah, I really like rapping. I just need I just need help writing. No, I think said
Your body is tea
We erase to get over or something like a nation like a nation
That's your heart
The lyrics
And then imagine you get a TikTok famous song on TikTok.
Yeah.
You can start your music career or be...
Literally.
No, one of my goals is I will, I will perform like a concert with like all my songs.
Oh, that'd be great!
It's like the chance though.
But I'll have like, like the tickets are to be free.
And then I'll have like anyone to come and then yeah, I'll just perform for everyone.
Oh my god, you gotta get, you get a clip more songs!
Yeah.
Do you want to hear one of my other songs?
Yes, I would love to.
Okay, it's called, uh, I made this one with, uh, Sutton.
It's called Love Struck.
That's what I was happy to little bit.
This is rapping?
Yeah.
I like the beat.
Yeah, I like it.
They can keep all the top of the beat.
I get their number 80.
That's a steady singing.
I get a little bit of that.
That's good.
I said hop off
Yeah, no, cuz it's like a metaphor like people are like on your day
Yeah, so like it means like someone is like on your face
Not like that. No, I hop on that thing
No, no, it's like hop off like
Someone's talking trash about you
Yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
I
I love it!
You can count it!
I thought it was really nice!
I think all your songs are really good!
Oh, thank you!
Like, I can see them blowing up on TikTok!
It's good!
Hey, maybe one of these songs one day?
Yes, and like, I think the melody is really good.
Like, if you come up with that?
Oh, I think my chat really wants you to hear Heart of Metal.
Okay.
That's my third song I mean.
Heart of Metal?
Yeah.
Um...
Oh, yeah, that one's uploaded by Nas, you have a heart of metal.
I'm on there for like a minute.
And then, yeah, then that one's gonna be the side of the song.
That part's like, half way.
I can feel it, yeah.
No, Nas is really cool.
Absolutely, I'm gonna...
I didn't know it was gonna end up going to my actual heart.
Yeah.
It's not very...
I'm just trying to understand how it's hard to decide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah, I just want to see. Yeah. Oh, these nice songs. Keep it up. I'm excited to hear your next release.
We should make a song one day. Wow. I would love to rap on another song. Yes, let's rap.
I would be down. I just need my ghostriders chat to help me. No, yeah. We'll chat like with the help.
I remember like my first song it was so bad really yeah cuz I was like
I was like, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah, I was so bad.
Did the auditor fix it?
Yeah, the auditor fixed it.
Okay, I like the auditor.
I like sitting down on the floor.
You're good to stay here.
Hey, I like rapping.
Yeah, I'm so bad at rapping.
I see just a little bit all over the place.
They're like, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
You don't care about the bells, do you?
They're the bells.
What's that?
some of those like
Yeah
Drive
I'm telling you I'm not even trolling
Stay there.
Stay at the same thing.
Okay.
So there's like repeat it over and over again.
Okay.
Ready?
Let's go.
Okay.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
Why do you stop?
I'm making a new one.
That's my level!
Oh, I can see my level.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna have a breath. That was really good. That was that bad?
I was just gonna have a breath. Yeah, no.
Why do you feel like that? I feel like the road started getting blurry for a second.
Oh god. Breast is the way to say it. That was good.
And then auto tune will fix everything. Yes, and then auto tune will take it from there
and then we'll have a banger on our hands.
Wow.
I do want to try singing though, that would be fun.
You should try it.
Really?
Yes!
You think so?
It'll be getting your part messed up a little bit, but that's okay to mess up.
Yeah.
You know?
I was watching the Christmas concert today and everyone sounded so good.
Oh my god, yeah.
I was so nervous performing my song.
You did very, very well.
You were hitting all those notes.
Yeah.
What song would you have done if you were to perform your Christmas song?
I hate performing Christmas songs.
For real?
Yeah.
I need like rocking around the Christmas tree.
Let's look at the music.
Christmas tree, a happy holiday.
Yeah, that might have been better.
That is a good song.
It's like, I'm scared of staying.
Because you don't know if you're on the car or not.
True.
No, yeah.
I tried to never look at my singing clips.
Really?
Because I watched them back and I was cringing.
I'm like, oh my god, that's what I sounded like.
Feliz Navidad.
Yeah.
No, that song was so long.
I was like, Feliz Navidad.
Tavero, años, Navidad.
You look the same four lines over and over.
Please, now you got it.
You loved it.
Yeah.
It was good, though.
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Wait, you should do Christmas carol one day.
Me?
Yeah.
Would you ever do that?
Me as the carol-er?
Yeah.
Oh, no, thank you.
I don't think so.
It's just like tips not after today.
I heard about-
You made some dollars!
We made two dolls.
Yeah, that was good.
The family was like, they were like scared to approach us, but they gave us the doll, which was really nice.
So maybe they were just trying to let us, you know, perform.
Yeah.
Like, give us a little spotlight.
Yeah.
Yeah, we can do a lot of musical stuff.
How did they come to Austin?
Oh, the last time I was here was around July.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, that's a long time ago.
I'll probably come like every three months. Okay. Yeah, every three months. Very cool. Next time dumpster diving.
You actually gotta go dumpster diving? I find that'd be so fun. We have to find good dumpsters though.
Yeah, like we gotta like map out the best dumpsters to go to. Oh god. We can go like to like the best places.
Okay. Do the dumpster diving. We go to a pawn shop.
See how much money we made? Honestly, I think the cook is going to apartment dumpsters.
That is smart. That's a lot of, like my apartment, they throw in a lot of stuff.
Way that is. Oh my god. That was where I found the PJs.
And it's been a part man.
And an apartment dumpster.
Yeah.
And they were brand new.
Stinky duo.
Oh my god. We're never going to beat the allegations I have of that one.
My mom always tells me to stop talking about like my stinky habits.
She's going to be mad at me too.
No, it's not like you get it. It's like not weird.
Okay.
Like our habits aren't weird.
Yeah.
Like literally like the exact same. We have the exact same habits.
The truth is you can't-
Not a laundry every day.
The laundry thing.
Yeah, I never do laundry.
The bed sheets.
Wait, how are you gonna wash the bed sheets?
I'm gonna wash the bed sheets.
Months.
Okay.
Maybe like-
What color are your bed sheets?
Like, I make sure to get like darker bed sheets that people can't see.
Oh no.
They taste like fucking dirt.
My bed sheets aren't even dirty.
Mine used to be white.
What?
It's white.
What do they know?
It's white.
Okay.
Or it's an orange to the off-white?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not because of anything, it's because of just like time.
How does that work?
Like, your white shirts don't just stay white.
True, that is true.
Yeah, so it's like, it's fine. It's like normally white.
Oh, I do make sure to change my pillow sheets, I try to.
That's good habit, I don't do that.
Yeah, I put my face on there and I would always break out something.
Oh really?
Yeah, but I had to change that.
Wait, you don't break out?
Even though I have all my habits, I don't really get too much acne.
Me, I get a little killed up.
Really?
Yeah, I'm rocking the pimple patches.
Those actually are so good.
They work amazing.
Yeah, I tried it like in college, it never worked, and then now it's like I use it in work.
It's like magic.
Yeah, the pillow case, I like flip the pillow.
Yeah, I do that.
I flip the pillow, back front.
I don't know, it's a big fly!
Our fly frame!
I do this. Back front, inside out.
There's a fly in here with us.
No, no, it's because they only kept the door open.
That's why there's a fly.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, the clip where you had to hold me
with all the flies, I was like...
Yeah, it was crazy.
It's just because I left it there
for DreamCon.
I just left it in the kitchen.
Oh yeah, I believe it, I believe it.
Not because I'm dirty, it's because the energy is that way and I'm gone.
What do you think, being gross, that you've done beside the call forages?
You're like, oh my god.
No, I'm all that art cred that we live in, because when people hear it looks like it looks terrible.
Yeah, it's terrible.
It's like a house tour on stream.
Yeah, every time, because my room is fairly clean,
but then when I walk out and I see the hallways and the living room,
living room it's just like there's clothes underwear some have some pooch
stains it's just like dirty food a bunch of bad literally looks like just
matching on the floor but you'd be like you know like we're just keeping it
real maybe let's try next year to try to be more hygienic no no I do like the
idea of like resolutions yeah are you cooking up some new resolution or do you
already have some in mind one is I want to start journaling more maybe all
like I don't know that's your side
maybe I want like a good goal to go to Pilates I tried Pilates once it was so
hard. It was the hardest work I've ever had. It's like core, right? Yeah, core, like everything.
It was so hard. It's like, you know, the Pilates? Yeah, why is it good? What about you?
Ooh, one of my new year resolutions is to, um, like have a hobby off-stream. Like,
it's one thing I do, like, even if it's like, maybe like I learned how to, like,
play basketball, because I'm not that good, maybe play basketball, or like, even like,
like train like I don't know something or maybe like a really like riding a
motorcycle could be one of our hobbies there's been like that yeah I want one
hobby off-stream and try to be a little cleaner but I don't know how realistic
that is yeah that's good realistic with your goals okay I'm not realistic when
I come to cleaning this yeah okay it's gonna stay the same it would be nice
to have a clean apartment yeah it would I'm cleaning all off-stream all day
tomorrow that's good it's just a new year with a clean apartment that's
maybe that'll be my my like switch to go towards being cleaner I'll just keep a
clean apartment the rest of the year yeah or maybe or maybe it might be like
when people go to the gym in the beginning of the year and then they only
go for like the first month and then they stop that may be you but hey
yeah maybe less than a month give it a week maybe well at least we try true
It's really about the effort.
Yeah, definitely about the effort.
Okay, we try our best. Give it a day.
Yeah, I just hope I can stay tomorrow.
And I'm not, I don't get lazy.
Yeah.
I will be watching your trip tomorrow with Bonnie.
Oh, yeah.
She's doing some charity. Give it back.
I love it.
They're vibes.
All right, we're like two minutes away.
I'll go there.
What a fun day, Archie.
For real?
Did you enjoy it?
Yes!
Oh, I'm glad.
It went by so fast.
Yeah, it did go by fast.
We did our jokes, and then we got to Yappelot,
and the burger was so good.
Yeah, it was such a fun day.
Hey, I'm glad.
Thank you.
And we're literally in the dirty duo now.
The dirty duo.
I love that.
Like that, it's so nice.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I actually like that dirty duo,
because now when people come after me,
they'll be like,
You come for me? I'm like, you come for your comfort, Arkie?
Yes, I come for my comfort, Emily.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, you can't come for both of us.
True.
We should find more streamers to know we'll get it.
We should like, unite all unite.
Because I know there's some out there, but they're hiding.
I know, I know, they're worried.
We should all unite.
But we can get like a planter.
Yes, like a cult.
Oh, a cult.
A cult of our habits.
I think they're really good.
I think that would be good.
Well that was so nice. It was fun. We have arrived. Yay!
Are you keeping this you home? I'll probably drop it off in the morning. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, sorry barely used it. Oh, it's fine. I like driving it though. No, no, it's not it was funny. Yes
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. This is Stanko. And maybe one day we do a stream where
Like like we like have our coat and then we recruit people
Wait so that's crazy. We could probably do a stream challenge where like the longest to not shower or something like that
We should like like the longest like a dirt like a dirty challenge
Oh damn.
Cause we'd be a normal like normalize.
We should do like something where like we get so dirty but then it's a challenge to not shower.
Yeah.
No, because I've been doing dumb challenges. I did a challenge at Six Flags where I ate a bunch of food.
And I did a laxative challenge in the escape room.
And then, yeah, so I'm looking for more challenges like that.
They're calling it a stankathon.
We could do the stankathon.
Oh, and then we have a random person come in smaller than small who's worse.
Oh.
Or we try to go the long way, we gotta figure it out.
Oh, yeah, we do the fear factor thing.
That's my no I should love to a factor. I'm also a factor. Wait, but would you ever be in it in a fear factor if they have that?
I would yeah, I think so wait. What's your fear? I think the grossest thing is. Oh, but I'd like
Maybe getting like getting tased. I guess I would oh, I'm gonna taste yeah
I don't want I guess I get over it like a real taste. No, it was like a pen taser
So it wasn't a big one be I bet it was in a scape room and then like you were quick enough as solving it
They had like workers. I would like scare you and tase you
Yeah
Oh next year you should do it. All right, I think it's open year round, but they're Halloween. It's like extra like
Yeah
Wow
The 17 dollars that was funny. Yeah, I love 17 doors. That was so fun. Yeah, that's one of my favorite streams
Thank you for coming. It was so fun
Yes, a W Emily
Thank you guys so much for being tuned in
Me from Emily's chat. Yes. Yes
Well, I call them the m cells, but I don't know if that's like m cells. Thank you for having me
Enjoy
You gonna do desktop?
No, I'm pregnant.
Oh really?
Okay, I will end in like, I'll say bye to my child.
Okay.
Bye Emily.
Bye Marky.
You guys have made me so much for today.
I'm heartbroken.
I don't have to send you.
It was so fun.
See you guys next time.
Okay, see you next time.
Bye.
Peace.
Bye bye.
Bye chat.
Go.
I'll go on the backpack.
Inside.
I'll go on the backpack inside
To the channel look at this lens. It's actually pretty cool. Look look how narrow it gets
Boom then this is with the lens
Pretty good desktop. Oh, yeah, we could desktop a little bit. Yeah, we'll see
Oh
Jack desktop
Oh hell no.
It's very, very...
No dad, that's a ball.
It's in one here.
Hello?
Oh my god, he's gonna have to clean the whole house.
He's gonna have to be asleep.
I've got a weapon on me. I'm not scared of anything.
Why is that open?
I've got a weapon on me. I'm not scared.
There.
Wasn't that?
Yeah.
Okay.
This thing is actually quite nice.
Cleaning my corners.
Oh, and the shower.
I'll do something more on it.
I think we're good.
I don't know how to do it.
It's simple.
So that's the speciality.
Okay.
I think we cleared the... oh, there's one left door.
What is this?
Go ahead, bro.
Oh, it's locked.
Hmm, sus.
Sus.
Very sus.
I think it's good.
Oh, it's here.
Oh, that's scary.
Very well.
You can put that.
Alright, Chuck.
I
Didn't walk into the door don't end. Hey, what you mean can't add what happened?
You can have a dive I add oh, I'm so great. Oh my god. I bro. We got a desktop way semi. You can set it up
Yeah, you you want it? Yeah, no, yeah, I don't switch me on the phone
Okay
Mission man laggy, so you can just set the backpack right here, okay?
I'll probably dust up for a little bit
My god, is your car so open? Yeah, but the car
Oh, here's a little.
Yeah, here's the key.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get my stomach hurts.
Oh!
Oh my God, oh my God, and I have my skims now.
I don't know why I have to change my boxers
in the past like five days.
Now I have new boxers.
That's actually nice.
So that is she very good.
Excited new boxers W for new boxers
Boxer check that's gross, but it's only gross if I shit myself
But one of the day I shut myself. I did you buy boxes other than that
I did I'm still checking for my shoulder because we left the door open. I'm scared someone would be here
Okay
But that was how I shit myself but other than that, so it's my two-day same boxers. Oh
My god
Emily with the ride thank you Emily
And sales welcome welcome welcome right now
I'm trying to set up my desktop because it died earlier kind of set up my desktop
Thank you guys so much
What a time to come in I know you guys are here. We're talking about how I was finally gonna use new boxers because Emily got me the skims
Well, I skims it looks really cool. It was a really cool stream. Okay. Wait, did you guys really like the stream?
I was trying to utilize the van more, but you know, you know, I feel like it was still fun
Even without the van I got to see the clip of how it looked like of
How like it looked like with the camera was the lens good or no loved it
Okay, review the boxers
Okay, I'm down to review them. Yes. It was Pete. Okay. I'm glad man. Thank you God
You know I'm saying this sometimes I'm stressing out a little bit
I'd be like, oh shoot I want to make sure like if I like you know
I'm gonna make sure like if I invite someone, you know, it's fun and it's good
But I'm glad everything turned out well for the most part and then next time we could do dumpster diving
And we can even do like yeah dumpster diving and then we go to a pawn shop and see how much money we can make and
They're like we could just like donate the money
Okay, I thought that'd be nice
I thought that'd be nice
I wouldn't have worked in the vet.
I know one thing, Chad, if anyone is a real tech guy,
one thing I need to find is,
I need to find microphones that work
from very, very, very far away.
That's one thing I need to do for next time.
But I'm like, W, W Sticky Dool.
Shout out to Emily.
She's amazing.
Always great vibes.
And then she was even down to drive the van.
And that's not easy.
That is not easy at all.
Oh radio audio. Oh, I might ask words. DJI mini mics. That's where we're using DJI.
At least think about it. No, I'll be so down to do like a challenge because I like doing
those funny challenges. Maybe we do like we get dirty or like we do like a tough
mother but we don't take a shower or something like that I don't know I find
something like super dirty or like a fear factor that could be funny too or be
like we go dumpster diving but never take a shower something like that he stole
my idea what yeah you don't like that no I'm gonna like fear factor wait and any
of the m cells do you guys know any extra any of Emily's fears I'm gonna
I would be down to set up like a,
that's a normal stream for you.
But I would be down to set up like a crazy fear factor.
That would be so cool.
She's scared of Kanye West.
Okay, I don't know how I'm gonna get Kanye West.
I could maybe get a, I could get a look alike.
I could get a Kanye West.
So she's scared of Kanye West and water.
Okay, okay, we can do that.
Okay, so Emily's trials will be Kanye West,
lookalike, and water.
Bear, bear.
My fears, which I, do you guys know my fears?
Okay, I'm scared of bugs.
Okay, bugs, they kind of ache me out a little bit.
Oh my God, I'll be terrified of bears.
There's no way I'm getting bears, bro.
Oh veggies. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I couldn't eat veggies. The veggies would probably be in my fear factor
Oh my god having to eat a moldy moldy or like bug infested veggies
That would that I'm like that's probably my nightmare
That is probably my nightmare. She hates goats
Are you ending no, I'm trying to desktop, but my laptop is dead so probably it'll take like five minutes
You're pretty much like five minutes
Hmm the fucking Levi say bro. I'm gonna ban him. I don't even see his chat. He should got timed out
They're building a mud hut with laxatives, right? It's gonna be a mud it's gonna be a mud hut slash poo poo hut
I mean sure I'm down
When you get back to LA you should go out with Edward. Oh, bro. I love Edward wait Emily scared of UK food
Goats and mechanical bulls. Oh my god
No, that might be too crazy.
That having our fear factor.
She has to do a mechanical bull,
but instead of the cushion,
it's all goat poop.
So she has to land in goat poop to cushion her fall.
M sales. How does that sound?
Great streamer signing for you in 2006. Thank you.
That's a good idea.
See?
See now we're cooking we can do the chud factor yeah, but I'm a UK food is really bad
I've been to the UK last year because I was watching the charity match decided show you match and
Bro, they had the English breakfast. I'm not a lot. It was really just me. Like I'm sorry to all the UK brethren, but
bro, like
They have beans and toast
They have like some like some dry some dry posh Rami
And like nothing, bro, no
It's lit bacon and sausage. Oh, bro bacon. Okay, bacon sauce is good. But everything else is like man
I mean, it's a mush
I mean, it's a mush that ain't British. Wait beats and toast not British
But who goes to America to have America true true? That's true
No, I mean America has good food. I feel like America food some so made a good point
It was Jimmy, he said, American food is a diner food.
And bro, look, he like going to a Denny's, an IHOP?
Bro, it's not bad, he eats, you know, it's fairs.
It's fair, dug, dug challenge right now.
Oh, hell no, no dug, dug challenge right now,
I can't eat it.
All America put its food in other countries.
Wait, where do hamburgers come from?
Hamburgers and hot dogs.
When are you doing a Ghana stream?
Ooh, I want to go to Africa.
Oh, so food.
Wait, what is so food?
Isn't that like African food?
Wait, Ghana's in Germany?
Oh, no, burgers are from Germany?
Damn, America doesn't have anything there.
I did not know that.
Is that real?
What?
Okay, so what does America have?
We got pizza?
No.
Is it pizza, Italian?
Oh, true, America is the youngest country, no?
Or it's one of the youngest?
Wait, is it the youngest?
It might be the youngest.
Oh, we have barbecue.
Well, I'm gonna lie, I hate barbecue, Cacona.
No?
Oh, Cajun Creole Sofu Southern Barbecue.
Wait, wait, what's the youngest country, though?
I thought it was the youngest country.
I don't know.
Cacona Trader.
You hate barbecue, but I eat the Spide barbecue.
I don't like my food sweet.
Oh, Sudan.
Wait, South Sudan is the youngest country?
Is it because they split from north and south or no?
Is it because they split or no?
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Okay then okay all right wait auto keys switch me to the phone the phones at 1% but i'm gonna
try it real quick we could desktop for like a for like a 30 30 30 30 30
30
I'll be right back.
Okay, it's on your clip, click, click.
Click, click.
Welcome to...
No!
Go, go, go, go, go!
No!
Bro!
No!
It broke, it broke, it broke, it broke!
It broke!
No!
It broke!
Let me fuck it!
My mother's life, it just broke!
It broke!
It's up to you, Sonny!
She's watching how to fucking drive on her phone.
Sonny, it's up to you!
Yo!
No, I can't let her do this, bro.
Archie!
The man who says he can.
Oh my god, you're out of shot.
I gotta roll up my pants a little bit for the friction.
I think I got it.
Oh my god!
I'm all sticky now.
Oh my god, bro!
Yeah!
Inside
Nice should be good. Hello chat
I'm a bloody
Hello
Is this thing on
Zoyo! What's good? Wait, is my chat frozen? Top left. Wait, I'm just gonna hide it.
Hello, hello! Hey, we're here! Zugoi! Hello, Zugoi! What are you up to? Wait, are you back in Austin?
Okay, oh I have the skims here
Let me try oh my dump you print what the fuck
Okay, this is crazy
Come over
I got nothing to do at my crib, but I'm pretty sure Zoyo's just chilling.
Hey, I'm down for whatever. It is late though. Zoyo likes to rest.
Zoyo's a giant. When Zoyo gets tired, he likes to rest.
Try on haul. You guys want me to try on? Bro, I can't try on.
I'm doing laundry. I gotta fly home. Oh my god. Hey, Zoyo, save flight, my brother.
Wait, Zoya, what are your thoughts on the English breakfast?
What are your thoughts?
Oh, it's out of focus, but why is it out of focus?
Okay, what about now?
He loves the English breakfast?
Oh, hell no.
Zoya loves everything, bro.
breakfast in the world. Ewww bro. Bro you just love everything bro. Like bro it's
not the best bro. It's genuinely not the best. Like bro you're telling me I love
you. Aww. Love you too man. Dude, you're such a great fucking dude man. Good lad.
Okay, I'm trying to pin my chat, but it's not working not working
Oh, there it is nice, okay, my chat is working
This is my laptop so low it's long battery right now, so it's a little it's a little slow
Okay, what should I do? Should I check out the calm?
Should we see what the calm is up to?
You doing all right? Yeah.
Doin' my life fine a lot. It's tough, but I feel good.
Oh, I think my PC's about to explode.
Oh, I gotta sit here and talk a little longer.
I think my PC's about to explode because it's at 5%,
So it's barely working. It's like fighting not dying
Do you even sleep?
No, bro on the flight. I I
Instantly knocked out trying to try to get as much sleep as I could
Then when I landed I took a one-hour nap. So I'm off like four hours for like three and one hour
So yeah, but hey, I bet I'm asleep tonight. Why don't you stream on Bonnie's sound?
Where we talking about when you coming back Malik
Malik brows watching your stream yesterday when you were killer, but I was too near I was lurking
But yes, bro. I do vote Malik, but we got to hang out soon. I love me leak man
like they one brother a bsb if you know you know
she was glitched oh geez I'm black there there we are but look check and you
would know how to fix this oh wait the keyboard works now wait the keyboard
works but sometimes it doesn't work and then when I type it does this. Anyone know
how to fix that? It brings up different things. I think the keyboard is not set.
Any of my computer nerds?
Because like I can type but I can't really type. Oh it's the controls. I know I
know. But what are the first ones? Hit shift or control. One two three. One
One, two, three.
Oh.
What'd you just do to me?
Oh no, it's good.
But wait, shift control, shift control, shift control.
Chat, oh my God, my chat is gone now.
Function key is stuck.
Oh, that makes sense.
I think it is stuck.
It is the function key, bro. Wait, how do I how do I disable the function key?
Because I can't type anything
FN and windows oh
No, I thought he fixed it it almost fixed it
Windows key is disabled press fn and windows to enable it. Oh function and escape
No, I don't know. Oh, so I just use a different keyboard. Wait, send me! Do we, do you have
my keyboard? I bet. Yeah, man, that's like a fuck. Wait, is this a permanent problem or it could get
fix no I just got this laptop
just gotta plug it in okay okay this is my keyboard but look keyboard ASMR
dude I love this keyboard
I should lose to you. It's also good. Is that a a ula bro? I don't know what type of keys are these
I want more keys like these
Yo, ma's how the fuck we ain't how the fuck we ain't time that guy out well that's how you go
I got the it's like the ASUS ASUS rising or something or ASUS
ASUS something
It's not a tip-touch shop I got off Amazon
show the keys oh wait oh take it off oh there I let me know this is USB-C
but I can't take it off okay oh this one might not fit you don't have a USB-C
to usba yeah yeah this one's cuz the is it's not gonna fit wait or it is wait
check check cameras gonna go black cameras gonna go black I could try to
make it work for my PC's code and why does it not focusing
There my I still need that wire. It didn't work. I thought it would work, but it's very hard. I
Just broke it. Oh my god. That was a crack. That was a crack. That was a crack. No
Did you guys hear that?
Uh-oh
Oh, it's back. Well, I need you as we ate it USB-C we got that perfect
All right
And shout out Sammy
Here we go, okay, I have my keyboard. Yeah, thank you
Okay, nice
Whose crib is this it's an Airbnb this is not my house. This is an Airbnb
Okay
you
You
Song is that that's actually a really good song
Yo, you can talk normal now gang I'm talking normal bitch pissing me off fuck
Can't be happy bitch
No, I like bro, it's cuz I was a different braided but my shit not even that bad
But see bro, y'all about to give me mad bro. Stop yelling at me. Sorry
Okay, hold on I'm trying to post the tiktok
He's back. Fuck you mean he's back. I've been me. I wish I had a shoulder to cry on. Okay,
I just posted it. Stop. Are you so adorable? Are we getting the Bonnie collab? But tomorrow.
Never go to her they gave you the Yugi hairline. I know bro, bro, but it was either this or rocking an afro
So I feel like this is better than the Afro even though it's a little fucked up. I feel like it's still better than the Afro. No
But yeah, but tomorrow yes, we doing a stream a stream with Bonnie it should be a lot of fun
I wish I had a shoulder to cry on Longie tomorrow.
But this is already a long stream. How long how long have I been live about six hours a long time very long time
Calm yeah, let's go to the calm. This is my mouse. I don't try to use it
Yeah, oh my god, I remember this can't be
Okay, so
Yeah, I was like WC
I'm ready and it's tell me how good if this you need
Peek was actually Pete to fax one
Did you get the gift? Oh, it's yes. No, I was in and out as soon as I end the stream
I hop on call with the guys planned a little bit hit my flight and boom boom boom and then here we are
Okay, that's refresh
You didn't you didn't post a clip. Oh, the oh the tiktok is right here it just uploaded like if you look
Don't know it like just uploaded right now like literally right now like it's probably like going getting checked
See it's still like loading
So yeah, it says 12 seconds ago
So it's probably upload in the next minute or two
Good thing about Texas you don't pay stay tax. I know raw that that's looking good, but dude. Is it worth saving all that money?
Is it worth it's not tax evasion
If he and Bonnie get together you will he be stuck in coach switch like what are we saying?
How is it in Vegas bro, I live in Vegas bro facts
Now I'm gonna go through top okay, what is this?
The mission for the Bonnie stream on the 23rd.
Next, we are going to steal...
...the Bonnie's heart.
And what?
His mind!
I will stop being the community ball and only Riz Bonnie, and become the greatest streamer of all time.
time and mobile is just spamming hooray minions in the
cinema and funniest fucks segment with emily way bro okay okay now that i've
desktop bro you're fucked with it bro i'm glad y'all liked it bro for you
bro i'm trying to do like more cool stuff like investing into the new lands
And and all that stuff like you know I'm saying it might be a little scuffed right now
Like you know it was slightly scuffed
But hey bro like the audience little messed up, but hey, oh don't get better in the future, bro
It'll get better in the future, bro
You know, but I'm not I really enjoyed it a lot
It was a lot of fun and like I feel like for the impractical jokers. I wanted to do more I
Wanted to do more wholesome stuff. It's a like, you know, it's Christmas. So that's why I was like, let's do
Like the like the more wholesome pranks cuz I feel like if it fits better
The new DJI might go very far wait nomin's bro send that in the car bro. Please. I'm looking at a dead-ass cop them
And then bro next time we could do
Like the dumpster diving or even something else with Emily I thought I'd be so fine, bro
But I really like like Emily's like vibe like it's just like bro. She's just like
She's like lifts my spirits like it's just like fun to do streams. You know I'm saying that she makes it fun
What's joy baiting
Wait, what's joy baiting?
Is when you make people happy. Oh?
The tiktok finally posted
Okay, boom it finally post a bread check out the new tiktok
But what I do said sometimes multiple accounts I go on every account and then I repost on my accounts, bro. Hey fairs
Gotta grind
The tiktok is here, let's see
I wish I had a shoulder to cry is this a new house? No, but we don't have an Austin house yet. Maybe in the
futures oh my god this is I genuinely I wasn't trolling I don't know how my
phone was a 1% when I missed it but I wasn't sure I don't know how I fucked
this up no it was because she showed me a chat she showed me a chat bro she
showed me a chat and then the chat blew me off
I
She showed nothing, but she literally showed me a message you can look at her phone like 10 seconds before
No, no, that was good emails from Emily. No, that was funny
I can't watch this too many times
That's good e-motes.
Oh my God.
Is that a Furwity and Slip?
What even is a Furwity and Slip?
Hi, I came from Tintai.
I am 100% supported of you and Bonnie.
Okay.
W First Sign Chat.
Good chats.
Did you see this one already?
It's a little hard for me to click cuz I'm using the laptop touchpad. Oh, please don't be no bullshit
It's good
Like how the fuck are we talking about being chuds and then this is
And then let's head out and let's go perform some music
Like bro
It's a great song boy, it is bro. Dude. You already know I like my classical songs, bro
I have my playlist here. Look, this is my classical playlist
You know I'm saying like I have a lot of songs, it's just like
classical. You know what I'm saying? Instrumentals and soundtracks. I think you have a bunch
of songs for just classical music. You know what I'm saying? Facts. Like bro, I really
like that genre actually. You can't hide your love okay.
What is this? What is this? Hello Archie, why is it that you are speaking
differently when you're communicating to Bruce than when you are doing so with me. I look forward to your correspondence.
Well, I don't know what he's talking about bro. I don't know what he's talking about bro.
Well, it's not
Yo, no as fans of larry is bro. She's telling I'm ladies hell, but let me run it down anytime
What brother that's not even cold switches
Do bro do bro is head bro. I bro I grew up on different sides, but I grew up in
In the hood, but then I also spent half my life living in the suburbs
So you know I'm saying so Bruce saw your comment look at his recent tweet
Good morning, I changed my mind I hate all of y'all damn
Come on
Are you fucking can be
are you fucking kidding me oh wait bro guys I want to try the skims that Emily
got me it's my first time let me try them all right trying on the skims
Oh skims try on oh
They smell good
They feel good
Like I like cotton boxer. I don't like polyester. It's too hard
Okay
Don't bend over
Well, bro. Oh, yeah, one thing I know is that with these boxers
They're a little see-through bro. So you got to be careful when you'll be bending over bro
Look at that you can see straight straight through the balls. Hell. No, that's what that's what I learned
You can see straight through the balls never bend over with skims on facts
Never bend over
Someone said I can barely type this okay, what are we talking about bro?
You don't care bro. Yeah, you he's got a flashing kink. It's a stinky
I always wear shorts on under I have shorts on under I always wear basketball shorts just
in case I ever go hoopy.
Alright, I'm gonna say, oh my god, bro, okay, let me try them on.
Bro, I like em!
What?
You're weird!
Bro, you gotta knock!
Oh my god, bro, I can't even try on my boxers!
Are they see-through oh my god, no no wait bro are they see-through
Are they see-through I
Was just making it sure so I could stay safe, but actually I like these they're they're comfortable
Mobile, mobile, they feel good, these are nice boxers.
Thank you Emily.
Nice, L print, maybe I have boxers and shorts on,
but why do you guys wanna see my print?
Bro, does look like one of my phobias.
I hate when people see my print.
Alright, false alarm
False alarm false alarm. I thought that Emily jinxed me talking about the Sharks. I thought she jinxed me, bro
Smell your hand, bro. I already did my own semester
You ain't even wash your hand why I'm gonna wash my hands with a false alarm
Cause you were gripping your ass.
Wasn't there between gripping your butt and gripping your arm?
It's the same thing.
Bro, and yeah, and how the fuck does this area of B have the school chairs?
shit that has bringing me back. Boo! I'm scaring y'all.
Backcrack or Elite on Nose? Yeah, I'm gonna lie. You are a creep.
Whoever said backcrack is Elite on Nose or your dad has a creep? You'd be creepin'.
facts I'm I know some of man you are do you know you tagged the oh oh I tagged
the wrong more pie fuck I'll fix it bro sorry I'm an idiot bro okay oh he's
talking about oh not the butt crack oh I didn't know I don't know it's not a
self-report right oh he's talking about this can you shout me out hey shut up
pixel man okay let's watch oh my god dude I'm so happy Choco joined the
community
Oh
Why'd you have hated see that's how many of you hated J. I hated chop that nigga, bro. Yes
Chop that nigga
All account
Yo, thanks for the subway 19
Now get a little hated that video was so good
I should like that. Oh one day I want to drop a song about my life
Arky was way too drunk last night, but I got too late y'all I gotta I gotta chill
Wait, send me I need a camera battery
All right, we probably just give it away to some of the kids.
Hey, bro, what does this mean?
That means I should have brought you.
She's trying to take a bite at you or some shit.
I don't want to shit.
Like, bro.
I think it's all about some rock.
It's all about you, bro.
Yeah.
That's a funny video.
I'll see you back.
Are you drinking last night?
No, I was just kidding.
I like this one.
Oh
Wait, but where it will black real quick, I got a switch the battery I
Wonder how long this I wonder if I still got it in me
We're gonna do a battery change. Let's see how let's see if I still got it in me
I'm a little slow, huh a little rusty
Hello?
It was not 90 seconds!
McQueen is fading!
Oh!
I think it was like 6!
I Ghostlobe 267 underscore tip $1. What the song apt your life gonna be about? How you
used to eat in the bathroom stalls and had one friend and then after how you have never
had a girl fiend and are still a virgin who hadn't even gotten his first kiss and who
you love all woman.
No bro, the story about my life gonna be like, but the story will be like, it's gonna
a song talking about how that special person was my first love my first and
only love that's a good-ass song
you know what you could do you go to Africa with Bonnie and meet speed there
Fuck a trailer! Make your own movie!
OOOOOOOH! Hold on son! Make a movie! A love story! A rom-com!
Dude, I actually love Santi bro. He's a hilarious.
Dude, what is this?
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Top 5 Things That Never Happened Sob.
She'll beat you so fuck
For one arc you okay
Say what why does Emily I'm only doing the heart over and over one arc you okay
See why does Emily oh
Are you guys excited? We're gonna be doing a stream with Arky tomorrow
We're gonna do a charity thing. I believe
He has a lot of different ideas of what we can do, but what I want to do is I want to
do a cherry thing, and then we also have the Trail of Lights that we can do.
Because I usually go to the Trail of Lights, or I really like seeing Christmas lights, but
I haven't seen any yet really this year.
He's never seen it ever, so he really wants to see the Trail of Lights also.
Okay. I mean, a lot of people go to the Trail of Lights, so I'd want to see it.
Oh, nice! Trail of Lights!
Do you guys like seeing Christmas lights a lot?
It's one of my favorite things about the holiday season, is seeing all the lights.
Well, actually, I want to see the lights.
I don't know what y'all talking about bro, but it's gonna be fun that blue-ass room
but this is like a roomy room I see one one bro they they are mobile delay
is mobile delay.
Anonymous tip $1. Man, it feels like it's already Christmas Eve-us tomorrow.
Focus up tomorrow, BJ. I can't wait for all the heels hashed Barkie 4L.
Wait, should I respond the S fan or no? Well, I should go through latest. It's just bro
I was looking at the latest. It was man. What up over the time? Oh
It was looking good. Oh my god
For this shit
That's us!
You got us!
Hi! Nice to meet you guys!
We're just going to talk to you.
Yeah!
Nice to meet you guys!
I'm a hybrid.
I'm no longer one person.
This dead arky.
What do you talk about, bro? I look good.
Don't beat yourself
Baby, what you're wishing for
We should make another song I need to make another song
I've been too busy making a sign especially after like eight hours of streaming where he goes on desktop for six hours
Let's tip $1. I speak for everyone in chat when I say tomorrow will be the best day of our lives.
It's gonna be fun tomorrow. I'm excited. Genuinely.
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. I don't know what I wish anymore.
I was late to the stream, so I was catching up on the VOD.
Tell me why Arcade Emily was going stink for stink.
That's no key hard, bro.
Who could go really stink for stink?
Facts!
Oh no.
Thank you, Jeff, for watching the stream!
Woo-hoo!
Thank you Jeff for watching this room.
Woohoo!
Son.
Son!
Oh!
Oh my god.
New ending.
No
Who got the argolo on the PNG hey slide it to my man. She's trying to make some shit nice
Proud of having bad hygiene he's cooked
No, my hygiene isn't even that bad. Hello, Arky's channel from English. It is Arky dead ass no way
He's backing up Emily on this
Yo, oh my god, bro, but I do need to get some sleep soon. He's right
I'll probably end in like 15 minutes. I've already ended 15 minutes
Never seen this Archie dude, but is he you know, bro, what does that mean?
Gay
I mean give it gay
That's all right, bro. I'm confident in my sexuality. It's fine
You know
I've only seen me as a great person and you know
Well, I got a high voice. It's okay. I love the same. I say my shit sounds annoying
Like it's good
Lucky fairs. It's been a season one of DM Slayer and this motherfucker Archie just spoiled it
He's lying. Jesse, come on gang. I feel bad. Oh my god. Oh, that should be enough for forever.
Not a lie. Archie isn't good with the code switch. In the future, maybe he can take some classes of
acting well I'm gonna tell you one day bro I want to be an actor bro fairs okay
no more fairs for the rest of the night I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm
done I can tell you sound like a fourth like a white fourth grade English
t-shirt when he'd be cold-switching.
Oh, you're gonna have a great future and stuff.
I said that my love would be with the name B.
I thought it was Trump.
Are you serious?
That's so romantic!
No, but that's the crazy part it's the fact that Yugi's Yugi's was the name s and how he has the s
Here's the clip with the s and the b
I
See no one ends. Oh my god. Why would you look at so different? Oh hell nah as for Sierra and then she said she said be for that
Naked B
How bro how?
How
It's just crazy. It's fake. My first cookie said my so many starts with a B. Rush hour
four they they talk about rush hour four to chat hold on now why is she kind of
comfy tell me Arky was playing baseball well enough to get the collision level
and eight in the bathroom stalls bro it's just like I never felt like I fed in
like you know you got that one guy on the team whereas like he he just sits by
himself that was me that was me bro you know I'm saying this facts there was
this okay oh no I know this is the for Whitty and slip but what is for Whitty
and slip me
Yeah, fuck out of here talking about some unconscious thoughts and desires bro
Play
But oh wait it's a body
Time to go to arcade
This is our first ever collab with our key
uh... very cool
i think i i really uh...
and his room is nice
w hunger
he like really works hard i'm like wow so this is going to be awesome to be able
to
to uh... hang out with him today
uh... time to go to our day
this is our our first
to show emily there she's so cool
Is that I wish I had what the fuck
Actually love hanging out with Emily Bonnie made a song wait actually. Oh, oh, let me hear it
Dude at my algae went away. So glad that that went away
Your reply changed his mind
Is this the song
I can't be so needy. I can't be needy. Do my nose hurts. Wait, what is this? You know,
okay, so this is not the lyrics basically it was a song about like how like you know
okay, so this is not a good message right because like given to the wrong person
It's horrible, but like it's about a song when like yo, thanks for the song
Wait what song her song I never heard it but like it's about a song when like
You can feel whenever somebody is like
They're like they're like interested in you, but then the smallest thing makes them go
No, they don't like me and then they just give up and walk away, you know, and
And so the song is about like, no, don't, don't give up.
It's like, maybe, maybe, you know,
but just don't give up, you know?
So that's what the, that's what the lyrics mean.
It's like, but it could be,
it could be really bad if put in the wrong hands.
Cause then it's very, it's very girl mentality song.
But also I like the way it sounds.
I like the way it sounds like the gorilla is mixed with Porta's head.
Yeah.
Why does she sound a D?
Wait bro, I gotta hear the song.
Y'all telling me the meaning without me even hearing the song.
How the fuck?
What was when we were here to mean it without even hearing the song?
Fuck, I'm trying to click it. I'm on my thing.
I
Bro on my laptop. It's hard for me to click things though. So when y'all send in the wrong links, oh my god
Well, that's not the song I don't trust you leave I clicked it don't fuck you
Okay, okay, like what am I watching?
I
Wow
There are no kiko's a great stripper, but she's a lot of energy
Like bro, Archey evil twin. I know this is not the right link like
I
Bro can someone just send me the song bro
Please I'm on a laptop. It's hard for me to click links. I'm on a touchpad
Here
I
Don't trust a rag bruh there's always some bullshit, bro. You're gonna be banned this song
You better not hurt Bonnie
I just want to see you if only for a day. I think you would like you're up from Texas to LA
I'm Texas to LA dude. That's not I like the hook but because someone sent the song
From Texas to LA here, bro, I bet
I'm an ashring I'm an ashring bro. This is the song dead ass like this
I go slow 267 underscored tip one dollar baby rage baby rage can someone send me the song
Bitch you the streamer you clip on the song
Hey
How do I do shit hard?
Let me spit
Under the jingle bells looking for that smell looking for that all that money
I'm stuck in the hell and I ring the bells, huh? I can never fail huh all my niggas second if that don't yeah
We go to jail hand them on up we gonna spin up like a getting the game shout out my reindeer
So they moving like they got no fear, huh?
hold on
Y'all telling me slow down
Don't and that's a fast beat. This is dead-ass the song
Joe jumbo. I'm trusting you bro. You're about to lose your VIP
This song is actually this
Yes
Is that this one I go slow 200
Score tip $1 baby rage baby rage can someone send me the song
yo jumbo you the streamer you clip on the songs skill issue with the touch pad
be faster such a bitch as I heard they have touch pad contests in which you
could learn how to better use it do a little like I'm from a top job bitch
that's not wrong bro it's so much is send a song I'm getting my
okay the song's not out y'all could have just been set that bro y'all could
is being said that bro did us like how come no one said that she that's your
funny that's your funny it's part of your ear no how about that
I go slow 267 underscore tip $1 fake demon you not gone slam shit baby rage
baby rage I'm got baby Rachel be chassis I'll put your niggas on the air can't
airline little what is this 11 minutes that's three minutes 11 minutes tell me
if this f's the stream no it just goes like this is it actually you're okay I'm
sorry to all the ladies in the chat I just got rage baited I had to get them
I'm my apologies to all the mcells and all the you know I'm saying a lot of homies. I'm sorry
What is this?
you
I'm saying right now, God has given me a vision, I'll marry three kids, house in Austin,
maybe four kids, they're going to be...
Semipugas.
Black, half Mexican, half Asian, half...
And Jada's pants are coming off.
Half whatever she is.
life. There's an altered
timeline where there's a
there's an altered timeline
where you can make a
virtual for the rest of your life.
Wow.
Jai neighbor.
This is where
Mmm
You're it is back
No
There's no other
Like do what?
Christmas like love Christmas songs. I don't use this. No, it's like we already did that one
Don't matter. Okay, but like what what would be what what I was thinking like what song bro? What song?
Remake it all for good is you but that's a one-person song bro make your own
You're a YBG bring her home YBG man. Come on make that song
Ew.
Why are you kinda also high?
New to the com.
Hey, hey, welcome.
Thank you.
You know, I'm not the ugliest guy.
Wait, you mean I'm kinda looking like a walrus?
Oh, fair.
I'll take that.
Walrus are cute.
Oh my god, I do look like him.
You may be a chud, but err my favorite chud streamer keep it up and don't forget we still waiting on that Connie silent library part 2 and good shit you've been going crazy my heart.
Thank you!
Yeah, if anything people see my streams, they're gonna be the most perfectists, but one thing you can always say is that I give it my all.
Okay, wait, why, why, what is everyone in straw hat?
I'm Zorro.
Dedicated loss on C. Luffy looks like him nauseous Sanji legs selfless TSA you use up range bait
Redify is Franklin with the weapons. So he was Jim Bay
Jada was Brooke pervert sonny is Robin and he's lobby
Why would she is not me? He's smart right if it's chopper
Okay, okay, it's not bad. Wait, who's Franklin? I said Franklin. Oh, I'm a Frankie. Sorry. I'm a little I'm a wee bit tired
Hmm
Rap chopper sunny Sanji Yugi Usa Jada brood nausean Bay YBG Robin Archie Luffy right if I Frankies
Okay, these two are similar
Wait, let me see some of the singing clip from yesterday
Singing I made a deal with my house. What is this?
I
Do you know y'all yesterday was so fun all for my bed our member bro is my I was gonna blow my bed
He be I work at TSA too much brah
Yeah
That's me baby, I want to say I
I like this.
Love is an open door.
We're still with you.
Love is an open door.
I'm glad I did this song.
Even though it's not really a Christmas song, would your goods consider frozen a
Christmas song or or this a Christmas song or no
But QT still let us do it. Oh, I don't QT. Oh, yes chat. We got the new emotes uploaded
You have to say we got I think this is healed
We got aware and we got saw the new emo packages drops. I don't eckey. Stay cooking
Fox
Why y'all put in Sun when I was performing bro with my performance really got bad
I
Don't smell like it
Do they're on my they're on my dick run like damn what was on my collar my cologne I stay like
Yeah, shout out my brother it shout out right about my brother it that's slime
The more pressure shot at the big art no road that's J.Davro J.Davro in that stream
They would have a good vibes, but one probably was really cool
I don't know if we're taking the turkey or the rotisserie, bro. I needed that bro. I needed that bro facts
Wait, bro, there's no clips of us performing. How the fuck you always said one clip of me at least performing so I could watch it later
ARK
Well, what oh shit that's the car. Amen respond to S fan. I bet I respond to him
Let's see what should I say
I
Look forward to your correspondence. Okay, let's see. What does this mean?
Communicating to read also he wants me to reply
They just hate me. Thank you. I love these bro. That's why bro that that's why bro
I need nice chatters, bro. Can't wait that people will try to be funny being I'm not gonna. I love these room
You will be you'll be VIP. I need nice challenge, bro
I'ma say anything
Hmm I don't know what to say
I
I oh wait my keyboard works on my thing now, okay, but I'm gonna say
Game
Game fuck you Tom about Tom about main. I don't know. What do I say?
Hey, my father G
My father G
I'll keep it a buck I'll keep it a buck 50 for now
Okay, my father my oh my father
My fault OG. I'll keep it above 50 now
Or should I just give him or should I just give him the should I just give him the code switch answer?
Should I just give him the code switch
Code switch mid-sensing my fault OG I was tripping twin
But I
How was your day, Sire?
Hope.
Yeah, I like that.
Hope. Hope. Hope. The holidays treat you
Just do the code switch from the start, it'll be funny.
No, it's not like this, boom, like this, wait how do you spell swell, is it two L's?
Yeah, boom. Oh my god, my voice is cracking. I need some rest. I'm getting tired. Oh
Perfect, okay. Nice. Why does it look like everything spelled wrong?
This mission looks bad, but why does it look everything look wrong?
Stinnin in bro. I'm not logging to my Grammarly. My fault. I was tripping not tripping better
trip. Oh tripping up
Okay, bro, I gotta be tweeting more bro. That's one thing. I'm trying to tweet more
But yeah chat I want to bring back impractical jokers every now and then I
Want to do it
But like I want to have it like in a van and we have the cameras or I'm having a crazy spot and then like low-key like how like
The real impractical jokers do it. I just I just gotta just do a little bit more research
But but this one was really fun. I liked how we did like different stuff. These like the wholesome ones. Oh
Yeah, I gotta do one with the guys too because like the guys they'll go crazy
No, it was perfect. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that man
Dude, I'm gonna I really appreciate like the positive feedback because like you understand it helps me like figure out
but
Man who's who's who's on the twitch interwebs? What that's how you got I forgot
But it's a AMD Ryzen AI 9hx g-force
something something something something and
Who should we raid it might be about that time y'all
Might be about that time tween might be about that time, but I'll click the last link of the night last link of the night
Who got it?
Who got the last link of the night or
We could just keep vibing, but I feel like it's good to end it here
last link of the night I'll be in the comm sent so whatever you
so whatever you want me to record a calm if someone could send that a DJI mic
that works from far away that would be amazing and yeah bro the last link of
the night will be I missed it I don't really want to click a arky loves
Asian links brother he's the only one.
I
Guess
Nice
Great Qt odd does good rage. All right y'all hey real quick before we go
Oh, and then she saw the laxatives why the fuck this Sammy put the laxatives in there, bro. I don't fuck you do that, bro
It's a good ending song
Have you any bit we do an industry in roll call main? Oh my Spotify is tweaking. Oh
Hello
And then before I go the schedules, let me read them off I mean tomorrow the stream with
Bonnie will be doing a charity thing I have some other ideas but charity and then we'll
go through the trial lights but we can also do something else but I got to see so I'll
update you guys but tomorrow should be fun and then I want to do Mount Baldy soon
I got the whole setup to climb Mount Baldy so probably do Mount Baldy soon
hey my boy rap love you man but yes I'll be live probably like probably about
like probably about like 4 p.m. 4 p.m. CST 4 p.m. CST so yes but then I'm
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna take off the 24th and the 25th
for family time.
Then I'm gonna be back on the 26th
with a desktop legacy stream probably
and the OG set up back in the crib.
And then we'll probably do trickmas that day
or we'll do the desktop ARK awards.
It just depends.
Then we have OSDS video
and then we should be doing,
it's either the Jason Dug-Dug, but I don't know.
or we'll do suburb talks competition
where we do a Dundug with suburb talks
and then we play sports against them too.
So it'll be a 4v4 suburb talks versus OSCS Dundug in a van.
And then Nas' birthday, and then we have the new years,
bro, I'll go over like a round table,
we'll go over all the moments and shit
of the new years and shit like that.
Just talk, see the vibe.
And then next year,
Hey, we're running the thing with quackity at the end of the year. I have some more ideas
We all got to stay tuned in maybe go to Utah with cutie go to New York
Yeah, man, let's keep out of fun, but I do need to take more days off from I've been getting tired, but I think mentally
But it's been a lot of fun, but tomorrow's the finish. How strong take take a couple days off
I'll love y'all boys so much and if you end up fucking straight row and shout out Sammy man
He put it in a lot of work
He put in a lot of work man. He stayed over in Austin so we could set this up around. He's a belt
But real quick real quick
What's a good song I like this song I've been bumping this song so much, okay, and then we'll play all the parties
Then we out there be mine
How long are we live for seven hours not too shabby fresh off a fly man shout out Anthony
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as you Lily Tom Fulery ABG Chico 5k Mercury sincerely water sage peeps low
just Manny Bryso Agus Dre was good Caden alert Manny woke J. Condeau's was
good peaky peak or peat cat um mow molly did I read that right um sins was good I go slow
it's whiz blue dragon cashman ray Cairo era remixer alert job books appreciate all the
first time China so I see y'all bro I can't swear that will all determine blue dragon
wucho love love love man make sure y'all take care y'all stuff for the holidays
spend take time for yourselves thank you everyone but we've been growing so
much it's been a lot going on make sure to support my friends too and fuck yeah
thank you on me let's raid cutie Cinderella my my left I'm gonna blow up
QT, Zin, Her, Rella, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,
Jason, I'm back in the club in the dark.
Never been in the club that I don't know you don't mind.
Baby, I said I'm on the corner in the stock.
40K and I can sleep in the muck.
It's the time for me to cover the chart.
Me and Katie by the tur-
Catch you on the next, I'll be live around 4.
CST tomorrow, probably something like that.
Or maybe a little later, I'll, I'll have their job.
Take care of yourselves, take care of your mental, and spend some time with family for Christmas tomorrow is my live stream and then I'm gone for a little minute.
I'm gonna be...
Bye.