you
You
Welcome to O.S.C.S.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Turn them in, man.
Bro, you with the pros.
You know what I'm saying?
We got different people on the other side.
On all sides, we're in the middle.
On all sides, we're killing it.
Bro, we are playing for high stakes.
There's honor on the line.
There's money on the line.
There's pride on the line.
There's a party on the line.
We need no party.
I'm talking about we need to rock.
I don't want to.
We need to win out.
We win.
Bro, if y'all are tuning in to any of us on stream,
try to watch through other people's streams,
but they've already...
People are beefs in it, people are getting energy high.
Sunday I'm gonna call Swung on.
Library, I'm gonna shit get crazy right now, bro.
To be fair, it was us.
It was us.
We're about to see how it ends.
I hope y'all are excited for the tournament, bro.
First team gonna be playing?
Yeah.
First team that's gonna be playing is team,
they're called Palters or what?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
No, it's Spanish.
Oh, sorry.
The Spanish versus chop.
Versus chop.
Which is team versus.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's the best team. They got to play college ball and Galaxy League.
They said they're going all out. All out. All out. So hey.
It's going to be one to one. I wouldn't miss it if I was you.
That's the first game bro. Let's go talk to some of the teams.
Let's go see how they still live. And then bro, let's start it.
Hey, we're one of the team captains.
Wait bro, what do y'all call y'all team?
The Venus.
Oh, the best players are playing just in this one because you are the best team then after that we can't have those star players
Okay, it's gonna be a DQ.
So tell them to leave it all on the floor.
Yeah, bro, so leave it all on the floor.
But if y'all play them again, then they can play.
Yeah, so who's playing first?
Who's first?
It's you.
It's you first, bro.
It's you first, it's you first, it's you first.
Come on, man!
It's you first, it's you first, it's you first!
Gather your team over here, gather your team over here.
Oh yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Bring up team, bring up team!
Come on, come on, let's talk to the team.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, dude.
What?
Hey, hey, come on.
Yeah, we can ride in my motorcycle.
Uh, wait, so what's your technique?
Try to turn it on and give it to Tina.
I don't know.
He's just going to have beans, guys.
We drive beans?
Oh, man.
I don't know.
We're not getting all the things I know.
I don't know, Twitch.
I don't think so.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm just going to say it in Mexico.
Mexico.
To Mexico.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
You got the Mexico jersey.
Just a little chill shit, I'ma play better, boss.
Man, I'm talking about it again.
He's talking, he's talking.
Say that again.
When you drunk and you get slapped, you don't even feel that shit.
You don't even feel it.
You don't even get drunk when you playing.
Can't you? You didn't feel that shit.
You didn't, too?
Hey, y'all said three is shit, five-thirty.
My boy, get my boy's sugar, get that shit.
I'm not that bad again.
Hold on, fuck you.
Hey, be like, y'all don't feel that shit.
I'm not that bad again, brother.
Are you?
Yeah, I'm pretty bad.
You're not that bad.
I'm pretty bad.
What do you want to shout out, bro?
I'm pretty diabetic so I need to shut up.
I'm not on the list of survivors.
Shut up, man.
Oh, yeah, yeah, not on the list.
All right.
Got a first team vote.
How you feeling about this?
We're ready.
Are you ready to run this?
It's ready, bro.
A lot of trash talk.
Please, a lot of trash talk.
Content at chip.
Let's do that.
We got a wrap.
He's got a wrap.
Yeah.
We got a wrap.
Yeah.
We got a wrap.
Yeah.
Alright.
Hey, D-3!
Hey, Mexicans, they're waiting to say it, too.
Yeah, we got him!
What the hell are you doing?
Hey, don't look at him.
Hey, come on up!
Put the pose.
Get the pose.
Put the pose.
Come on, put the pose.
Put the pose.
I'm selling that for the night.
Let's play!
Get ready!
Y'all got this time.
Wait, first time, first game.
Y'all got the game.
Anyone can go.
Who can?
Why do you kind of want a day?
It was Daddy, by the way!
Let's go.
What was it in checking games?
What's up, guys?
Wapo's got a 16-plus.
Go, go, go, go.
No!
Another life.
All right.
This y'all side of the field?
Go crazy.
Yeah, bro.
They're pretty good.
Yeah.
Go.
Go all out.
Hey.
Let's go.
Go all out.
Is the whole team eating?
Yo, goalkeeper.
No!
Wapo, no!
No!
Check it on the field!
Oh, hello, lady, how are you guys feeling?
We're feeling it.
We're going to win.
Who's the goalie?
Oscar.
Oscarisa.
Oscarisa?
Yeah, y'all look good.
You got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, lady, you guys know who you're going against?
I thought it was you.
Yeah, yeah, get around to that.
Oh, in the third round.
How did that happen?
Was it random drills?
Yeah, y'all is up.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, that was the random.
So random.
Yeah, that was so random.
Yeah, random draws.
Committees are random draws.
No, but don't worry, we'll be playing.
We're going to be on goalie.
Yes!
We're going to be on goalie.
It's funny, it's time.
That's the first game.
The Mexicans versus team shop.
You're going to stand on the rock.
We got water, we got chips.
And we'll see you guys in the third round.
You guys have to drive to other fields.
Stop! You'll see us!
We don't know right now.
I don't discriminate. I do!
Wait, what?
Stop slick-rizing Pajed out.
Stop!
Let me see some.
You're the Chief Captain from the Girls Team.
That's what it is.
Let me see. Let me see.
Whatever y'all got.
Hey!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that's good. You know the team captain for girls team. They're pretty good
This is who we going against bro. Oh
Oh, but me?
She nice
I'm not gonna lie, I need to go to Japan again, please.
Hey, it's okay, son, how much to slide?
What do you mean, son? Pull up!
Pull up, you can be our coach, we need a coach.
Hey, send him to Addy!
No, K-side, it's close, too.
Y'all break up.
Y'all got a girl?
They don't got a girl.
Bro, we got a pro!
Y'all got a pro!
They do, too!
And we got a girl.
Okay, so, you don't have to play the girl like the whole time.
You can like go however you want.
You don't have to, you know, like...
You're the coach! You're the coach, man!
You're the coach!
Why?
Yeah, they said somebody else was cheating.
How y'all feeling, man?
Feeling.
Y'all warmed up, y'all feeling?
Feeling young and strong.
Hey, you guys know you're going against him, right?
Yeah.
You guys look scared.
Hey, man.
Yo, man.
Are you kidding?
Hey, man.
Yo.
He was in the parking lot when I pulled up here.
Man?
Oh, my God.
That's what he did?
Yeah
Oh, I'm feeling good bro. We want to get the girl see first with harsh competitors brothers a lot of line right here
Girls on the team. We don't even have enough men to have a fine. Yeah, I don't give a fuck
We have five men bro, they got six men wait, okay, so you come in
We're supposed to throw in the girls.
Yeah, no!
Look, look, is there a girl?
Bro, we can start that long. Pull up.
If you turn the girls off, pull them back up.
Yes, we can start. Pull up.
We start, bro.
That's what we do.
Bro, your team is this OSCS.
You'll be our coach.
So you guys, Yugi's good.
Everyone else, I'm trash.
But now it's the defense.
Yeah, it's pretty stupid, bro.
I
I'm making everything weird.
Why is everything making me weird?
Who are your starters?
Connor and Guap are coming off the bench.
Nigga.
You don't want to.
Nigga.
This nigga told me he doesn't want to play.
You have to play.
Last time I got shit on him in the goal, man.
Fuck.
Bro, Marlon got mad at me.
Because he kicked me the ball back and I missed it?
And he was like, don't ever pass in the ball again.
If Jade was here, you would have played, though.
I got thrown in the goal.
What did you do?
Broke your neck down.
Yo, let's go!
Hey, let's go!
Y'all get y'all right chairs and warm-ups!
Wait, let me hear it.
Hey, Chad.
Let's do, uh, Coyflip.
I'll have a point.
Oh, shit, let's do Warfavoris Scissors.
All right.
Run on the scissors, they get there.
Hey, man.
It might be a lot of dirty play in this game, bro.
I know, I'm expecting it.
You said! You said!
We got a lot of work started with service.
Is this a huge video?
No, that would be crazy.
Can we do it now?
Rock, paper, scissors for the ball.
You said.
Do we die?
Rock, paper, scissors.
He's gonna do it.
One round. One to go.
No, let's do five.
Oh, you want to do two sides?
I'll do ten minutes.
Okay, one and go whoever wins, they get both.
Hey, he's gonna take off.
Are you gonna trust them Johnny?
Alright, come on.
Yeah, let's go.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Got him!
Alright, come on boys!
Game time!
Come on.
Let's go!
Let's run this!
Oh, our commentator!
Hey, we're fucking locked in. I don't know anyone. We have a few commentators
Wake it's sunny. Let's go. Hey, let's go. Let's go. I was told to be getting a listed name
I don't know anyone is playing. Oh, I'll look he's
Okay, send me the list of the names, but honey knows the players
You know everyone out there except the Mexican
Okay, so we go I'm not mistaken. This is the first this is the first OSCS event first OSCS event
We're trying to level up we're trying to try new things and only two hours late boys
I'll say your cameraman's a stone-cold killer this guy's got a single expression
start and let's see it we can switch over yo is the drone ready or no all right
man they get into the drone oh we went out drone POV we got three different
fieldies and should be a lot of fun yeah we win yeah and we have this one last
day yeah bro I'm gonna get so lit bro I'm gonna pass out bro and when I pass
So I hope I wake Wilder
When I pass out, yeah, I hope it's sending out
What do you think for indoor? How do you usually?
No
Pass back to the keeper should they be able to pick it up
So the ball fully protected like
Basically like in normal soccer you can't pass it back and then he can use his hands he has to use his feet. Oh, that's the rule
Yeah, that's a rule
Okay, so keep it that way, keep it that way.
Okay, let's keep it that way.
Yeah, yeah.
No passbacks, they can just play with feet.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's a few, so keep it that way.
All right, are you all ready to switch?
Yeah.
All right, switch over, and then go.
Let's get the game going.
Now, now it's their choice.
We just come to take the phone.
I was going to go sit down here like this.
But anyway, I know that you want to.
I'm not sure what.
I mean, that bitch right here, that bitch right here,
and then when it comes in, you come talk to her.
I don't know.
He's done the stuff.
Hey, hey, it's fine.
This is ready.
He's going to use the threats and get him.
No, no.
You gotta stay warm.
That's not easy to run from side of our body.
Hey, you wanna go out to the road, huh?
Hey, we're gonna work today, huh?
We're going to work.
Hey, okay.
Pardon me?
So, you are smiling?
I'm gonna make a plan.
Yeah, I don't like going that much.
So we're going to have this right here?
Yeah.
What about?
You want it down for the 40 to mark.
All right, come on.
Wait, so what's this?
Is this arm?
No.
Where's the bench stick?
There's a bit right there.
Look, I'm going to end the game.
Oh, you can stay like behind the fences.
You can stay like behind the fences.
Yeah, you can stay behind the fence.
I don't know how the frame is on this, but we'll lock in.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
So the whole time, are we audible like the entire time?
I have no.
Yeah, come on.
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm used to it.
Yeah, I know.
It's a very big scale I'm from.
I'm used to the bash.
So we are going to be locked in.
OK, so I'm going to be honest.
This team was told to meet the Hispanic team.
The Hispanic team, they play soccer.
They all got the ball in.
They got the numbering team in.
Oh, yeah, they all called themselves
Okay, yeah, so
Representing, yeah, they are made of a bunch of individuals who I am unfamiliar
Okay
The black button up okay, he plays
The second best one is the one with the white one that he's sitting next to, he plays the college right, he won the college shot, this team is the soccer player, the soccer player, that's wild.
The best one on their team is the tall white guy.
I've raised a solo carry.
He's a solo carry.
He plays for LA Galaxy like the starting team.
What the fuck?
We told them they can only play in this one,
and I thought we got to get to you.
They're too good.
They're way too good.
We got the Hispanic team versus the professional team.
Yeah.
And they are going in an about of brawn right now.
We're going to see what can happen.
Now guys, to give you an idea of the format here,
the objective is to score goals.
All right, yeah, it's going.
Yeah, a lot of people don't understand.
20 minute games, 10 minutes, they switch sides, 10-10,
half time, for the rest of the most goals, they advance.
And then they get loser's back.
Oh, we're going to have to start it off.
White taking early command of the ball here
as they continue to cross the field.
Now remember, this is a short field,
so expect a high scoring.
Yeah.
The professionals in command of the ball here,
not in the progress, but in the team shot.
They have to do a little stuff then.
Yeah, that's it.
You gotta move
Dancing up it's going for a big
With an intervention they're able to do the back to the goalie resetting
Look at my seat
I'm looking to see what they can do here. Oh, they play high pressure. Yep, looking for a bit of a bend here
Let me know what a fast break
Oh, and it gave me a ski fence there at the helm, the point of attack. Notable, they're able to- Oh, the fast steal there!
They're gonna steal!
Team truck got a balance, out of balance. Team truck gets a balance that we see.
Into the abyss. Keep going, keep going.
That's the only team that's gonna need a Swiss team!
That's right.
No, no, no.
They're the only teams that would know what they should kick in a throw in.
Everyone else is just fucking starting.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Get in!
This team is, this team is trying to be the most, uh,
Oh, whoa, what a...
He's trying to get the first sneaky little goal when I was kicking.
Yeah, I was hoping he would just kick it as hard as he could.
Oh, whoa, whoa!
Get the hell out of here!
Golly!
Yeah, he's back over his chest.
That was insane.
strong strong but no life because to him his head is hard of the same thing
hold on defense over here oh
oh great passes
oh and the cross is unsuccessful
severing it up on a flatter but he's not really too happy over there with that one
yeah yeah we have representing there I think we got some national colors there
So I just saw something.
Yes.
Let me see.
The guy's left or hit Yusuf in his head, broke his glasses.
Yusuf's glasses are all broken.
Yusuf is legally blind, he cannot see what's happening.
So they're using any type of K-tank that's in his bandage.
Okay, wait, so...
They're playing the huram ball.
Okay, wait, wait.
Is Yusuf champion of Team Chalk?
Is he the champion of Team Chalk?
Cut down later.
He's the champion of Team Chalk because he's the most chalk.
But he's not the best.
Okay, okay, yeah.
But he's not the best player.
Interesting enough.
No, okay
It's a good hard-fought game. Yes, this is getting just nervous man. Hey, I feel
I feel high-pitched.
What team do you hope we, I mean what team do you think we'll win?
Can I see between these two?
Yeah.
I think between these two, definitely right through my run, I'm gonna take care of it.
Oh!
Oh, they're coming down again.
Oh, what a nice pass.
What a good stuff.
Nick, consistently precise crosses with no finish, my friends.
With no finish.
You could touch the ball for two seconds and use it.
ahead of you sir you sir
now we're gonna have to go ahead and consult the replay there but to my
knowledge use it to support against his own goal
I'm going to check in from the production here
I'm hearing that it doesn't matter dude can't see in his chops
yeah he can't see he's blind nothing matters
oh he's just making educated guesses right now
Hold on, they're feeling very physical right here.
Oh!
Moving to the field like extra Emily in traffic.
You have no idea where he is or where he's going.
Oh!
Oh my God!
You can't be that good, sir.
You're going to have to stop.
Yeah, no.
That's too...
I don't know who's feeling like my father.
I don't like that.
Who's in gold down there?
Who's this...
Hey, that's Felipe.
Felipe?
Yeah, he's a...
They said he's their landscaper.
He's their landscaper.
Yeah, that's what they said.
Yeah, got to what they said.
Oh, he saved it.
Oh, he stuffed it back out.
What a good way to slow down the game.
I'll tell you what, they are interfering with so much ball movement in critical moments there.
Oh, hey, what are we going to do?
Hey, you know, C.C. goes here.
Hey, he has a kid on the way to aggressive him.
Oh, my God, really?
Yeah.
Mazur thought that was crazy.
Holy shit.
Uh-oh.
Oh, what a great stop.
They're taking it back down.
That's Gal coming down the lane.
Left wing.
There's nothing he can do here.
He's at a cross.
Oh, oh, oh.
He takes it out.
They're quick on their return. They're coming down. Haskell's back on defense with a lot of stamina here.
I'll be honest, I watched this man kick behind his body a ball harder than I've ever seen a ball kick.
Hey, wait! Hey, no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, he's low.
Oh my god, he's low.
He's low.
That is now five complete barrels and they're going to necessitate him.
Oh my god.
It's a moment of heroism.
Oh my god.
That's fattest.
He's low.
And they're bringing him back.
Yes indeed essential workers essential services thank God for the EMT we have
there on the team itself. We're grateful for that the Hispanics showing a great deal
of camaraderie there. Yes. Reviving a fallen man. We'll see what the crowd gave him.
The referee trying to figure out exactly how many points to give them
for the barrel rolls. No he sold it. He sold it. It was not only did he sell it I
I bought it. I'm the owner of that move.
Looks like they're going to go for it.
About a six yard penalty thing.
Six yard penalty.
As hard as you can to use this already.
How likely would you make this?
Yeah.
The hybrids?
The music is scary.
I want to say, and also the sport head
allows them a little bit more service area.
So they went ahead and they went for broad real estate.
Exactly, exactly.
They had a protection right there.
It's like they're going...
Oh!
And he's treating that as a triumph. He was in the way.
It's incredible though, because even with the amount of real estate used to pass upstairs, it still didn't hit them.
You know, see everything about the precision required out of him to move the goods out of the way.
Oh, they're coming down with great bobbling, great passes.
Ooh, okay.
Oh, my God, he's so low.
He's got the back of the bat from Sinko.
So, he is finding a way to move the ball.
No!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God, he was going in the white right there.
He came in very late.
They said he won't give us a landscaper.
Oh, okay.
I don't know, that's just all day long.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so right now the score is 2-1, team.
Well, it's 3-1 because he's a good scorer on himself.
Oh, it's 3-1.
Wow, 3-1.
So it's not looking good for Team Chop, though, we need to see what we can do.
Despite being their hard carry there at the center, a player for the LA Galaxy?
Uh-oh.
Okay, I'm not sure what effort they're on, but it's okay for them to just jog a bit.
Maybe they got to catch their breath again through here.
These are 20 grueling minutes on like a 30 yard field.
Oh, he went for that head over, he can't get it.
Okay.
Sinker, he's got a lot of ability here.
He's very, very, very handsome.
They're looking man, baby on the wave by the way.
WU perpetuation, keeping his bloodline going, getting more of that beauty out of the world.
He's running back.
And they're just gonna...
Oh!
They look like they're very desperate.
Felipe kicking it out.
No
You just take it at the wrong direction
But man, you know what I can tell when I look at a guy like you. Yeah, I see someone who's out there trying to do his best
He might be going in the wrong direction, but he's doing it full speed
I don't think he knows yet.
They made me completely blind out there.
Okay.
He kicks it out.
They're completely stuffed in the corner over there.
I actually think they're going to pass it out to someone.
Looking for it.
Oh, you see it.
Oh, look out!
Oh, no!
Holy s**t!
Look out.
That's the easiest job in the world right now.
Yeah, it seems like there's no offensive power
for two-chump at all.
Oh, that's just an easy job fucked up.
Despite having two of the more athletic and capable players
I've seen in the field today,
they're failing to convert on that talent right now.
Yeah.
You know, the Kamen Rider, he'll be a treasured heritage.
Oh, YouTube versus Sachi, what a great start for YouTube.
Oh, they're coming quicker, they're coming quicker.
They're returning. That's what they're doing.
Oh, I'm high-paced. I'm going to stand up.
Oh, skill!
Oh, almost going to play it fast down the center.
You're on some, you're on some.
You know, a great deal of teamwork from Reddick.
A great deal of independent heroism from one.
I'm trying to do something for themselves here red really worked here as a unit fill this a higher
You wonder maybe looking into bond how they got closer, and that's gonna be another point there
I believe oh wait did that kill?
Think oh still going for me a real killer. Oh, we're coming down rose
African again, they kick it out of balance of a little sideline. We get hit
Oh, let's see. Oh, he missed the ball.
They carry.
Oh, they're fighting each other.
Okay.
Coming down.
Oh, yeah.
Drew's carrying more.
Okay.
I don't really think they're talking about.
One thing I can notice from here is that they're not utilizing the wings as much.
The middle is too stuff, so every time they come down, there's no space.
There's no space.
And maybe that's, you know, a strategy, defensively, there by way of red.
They're trying to go ahead and say, hey, we know the goal is small, let's just
make it so there's no angle.
There's no time to attack, you know?
You know
So
You got to call it a game.
I'll just play.
Typically you just do it when the time runs out.
Yeah.
Doesn't matter.
They'll only give them one each one.
Call it! Call it! Call it!
Have fun! Have fun!
We have a difference in strategy here.
here you know the reason why they definitely want to score it's
amounting to just kind of hair and Mary's from the midline looking for open
man
I'm waiting to take the whole lady to start the goal. Too many eagles. Too many eagles.
What is your point? They're not looking for open men. What is an open man?
I know what you guys are going to look for the open man. Really like understand
Who's open and who's ready for you?
Talk about internally talks are gonna be here as they try to come back from this 3-1 deficit
Like you look very good right now
Hey
I put them on like this.
I'm sorry.
On some Korean shit?
Yeah.
Oh, David.
Is it from Sub-Ims or what?
I'm sorry.
It's workshopped.
Okay.
If you see if you were O.S.P.
it's going to be on some Korean shit.
No, we're Korean skin care.
Yeah, give it one more minute look subtly Korean
Certainly like if they went to Korea, they would be
Archey how Korean do you feel I'm still one to 10? You would have maybe percentage your
Okay, so it's first time.
We should have a full phone.
The power is on.
Yeah, let's go to the Chinese.
Let's go to the Chinese.
Okay, ready?
I mean, you are really good.
Yeah, I just want to give you my...
I don't like that you're coming.
You just want to...
Yeah, I didn't understand that.
That is a dump of calories.
are finally converted.
No, it's like some kind of reverse technique
that's forming me into a better, stronger person now.
The body's been chanceponed, yeah.
You're putting so much microplastics in your body,
you're just getting good results.
Yeah, and I'm just like,
I'm just making it look a little stronger.
And that's not the question here.
We have to see who's eating more microplastics
from these two teams.
Oh, that's no use it, that's not a use it.
Okay, wait, why is using it in your microplastics?
All right, it looks like the time
the path is coming to an end,
we have to cool that down.
There's width size.
That had a big break.
I'm being honest.
They're on the field.
Team White, Team Chomp, they should say, really looking for an advantage here.
And Hispanics, very low right now, they're kind of hanging out in the shade.
Not really concerned.
There's not an air of anxiety here.
I'm seeing what I could identify as peace.
How do you think the White Team can get in their own heads a little bit to transfer
that feeling from them to the White Team?
You know how to take their peace?
The right team has a great player here, Ash is arguably like, he's one of the top players here, the gentleman in the front of the game, he should be able to do something.
Where was he playing college bar? I still also play college bar, they have high level players, but it seems like they didn't-
It's like NBA L-Sports.
Yeah, they're all too good, they're all not working together.
Yeah, they're all each other in the three, they all want to score the goal, but they don't want to assist.
You know, and that's a big problem here.
It looks like on this side, you know, they're all working together, they also have sides on them on this team, maybe they try to bottom up.
Oh no, the coach is coming to help.
Hey coach!
It'd be good to see a coach for all.
Oh, I want to see two coaches go at it.
Something that's going to be on you.
He basically, oh, the relief I would have really saved.
The other coach at some point.
Uh oh.
He's passing out.
You know, with a great mistake where you said, would it kick out?
Man, the real question is, does he feel proud of that?
Yeah
Is a part of him going fuck yeah
One of the things that it takes to be a great professional soccer player strong
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
That is not good.
Go ahead and throw that thing.
Maybe the backflip.
See if you can walk on it.
You should have put some pressure on it.
What?
You should test it out.
I don't know if you're watching a professional
who's selling religion.
I'm going to say three of them.
Three of them.
Wait, there it is.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And then there's been a frustration coming out from Ash.
Yeah, what's up?
They're seeking for information on the market.
It looks as if right now they're discussing
the rules, seeing how they can kind of bend
the format of their advantage here.
This is clearly high level soccer
that no other team is gonna be able to match.
Everyone else here is chomped in on that one.
Well, Redify is wearing a made-up shirt, and I'm not here.
I'm not here.
He is, um...
I think he's having a problem because I'm not on our team.
He's working here in Redify.
Yeah.
Also, sitting in harm's way willfully, for what reason, I'm not sure.
There are quite margins here, and he's really just deciding that that's the place.
Yes, yes.
I'm noticing that you see what's mainly standing for in front of our view.
Okay.
The beauty is that...
Okay.
It's like one of those kids that was really bad at t-ball, so they put him in the outfield.
He started picking grass, let's see what he can do here.
And a big hole in the air from behind.
Oh, what a great pass, oh my god.
One on one in the left wing.
Oh, asked up some.
He's got a bug coming down, 2v1, oh, he's got a bug!
With a nutmeg!
Looking for a angle!
Wow.
Got a bounce there?
I can't tell.
Every person is in the way.
Yes, everyone is in the way.
I have been no insight into what's happening in that corner.
We're going to get an expert translator here.
Noss, what's going on?
What's going on there?
What I see is, I also see nothing.
It turns out in the corner, it's Jadaab in a chair.
Hey, hey, he's always in there.
Where are you guys?
Oh, hello, Jadaab.
All right, you guys want for the kickoff from the corner?
Let's see what they do.
I don't know if he had to play today.
What a kick?
There's a lot of grabbing, a little bit of hustling.
And he went with the strike!
What a strike, but not enough accuracy as he kicks that.
But man, did he show the brew.
Yes.
J.C. was coming down.
Taking it slow.
What a pass, but the ball's out of bounds.
I know who he's hustling for.
I've got to put him in the parcel also.
No!
Hey, he's fighting nothing but nothing but nothing but nothing!
Go!
You gentlemen.
He's probably two guys in a game here. He blew one of them there. He's gonna be on cooldown for at least the remainder of the half. We'll see if he can pull another one out in game two.
Red going in. What confident advance is he?
You can see head up, they're at a three goal advance.
Tom is taking control of right team.
Team Chab is doing what they can do.
A player is on the ground for some reason.
Oh, all of the head ball.
Fitting the ball there in the center.
They're going to try to find him.
Oh, they let it go out. Let's see what they do.
Kid back in. They pass it to Haskell. Haskell there.
With the little one.
Oh.
Haskell once again.
Oh, and they've got only six minutes left in the game.
Six minutes?
Six minutes left, and then a few guys.
Are you ready, man?
I'm ready, guys.
I'm ready to be playing.
I'm going to be playing defensive.
We're going to be playing defensive.
Okay.
I'm going to be defensive with them, man.
Oh, I like that.
Hey, go ahead, go for any goal.
Come on, come on.
Nice, going to be coming in.
Oh, the next wing coming in.
Rose is on him, man-on-man.
Oh, he gets the ball.
He comes back.
Oh, no, no, no.
The kids are coming.
He's on him, man on man.
Oh, he did stuff.
He comes back.
Oh, no, no!
Again, there!
Does the ref catch the manual?
He did catch it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ooh, what a good call.
God, God, God, God.
The team seems to be a little frustrated.
Thank you, thank you, sir.
The bait is a killer.
I actually make this a good one here.
Let's see if he goes right...
Look, he's contemplating.
Oh, hello!
The kick, right into nothingness.
Thread into the abyss.
They're infighting, he's already taking down.
Oh, they're infighting, he's already taking down.
Oh, they're already in the deep pass.
With a header out of bounds.
Oh, fire.
Fire.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Four to one.
Mobile, one thing, they scored like three goals.
Off of them, they kick it out of bounds,
they quickly recover and go for the one on one.
So we just got to be...
I'm bringing net to home.
Bring you the deficit only 1 to 2.
4 to 2, though.
They have 5 minutes left.
4 to 2.
Can you guys remember that the ball was wrecked and the goal caught himself?
Oh, they're coming up very aggressively.
Let's see what they can do here.
He's coming to stop him.
They're taking their time here.
They're looking for a lane.
They have 2 on the left.
Salty looking for the goal.
high scale couldn't seem to control the ball on the open lane oh but he gets the
stuff and he goes for it.
Doing their best here to find Matt I gotta be honest, it's too wide, there's a bit of a
disadvantage here. Nice try from them, let's see they're going for the kick in.
Ash, you wanna worry? Showing someone. He just can't seem to get the ball in the net.
We're not seeing a lot of communication here, okay?
Until again, we have the battle of games here.
No one's willing to play a role.
Oh, what a great defensive stop right there.
Oh, the great start player.
Oh!
Easy block from Simon, he's using his body there.
Those are the rows, right?
Yeah, rows.
Those are doing a great job of just being in the way.
Yes.
Oh, what a great start.
Oh, those are the money makers.
Like a tank.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, they're coming down?
And a slick little dash behind, he's going to have to sling up the defense.
Let him run! Let him run!
No!
Why didn't he do that? He's good at this.
Yeah, he's very handsome.
Athletic handsome.
That's going to be a great dad.
Take over!
What a goal.
Goal, Lasso, right? It's currently 6.
5-2.
Oh, 5-2.
I feel like it's there.
I think it's worth 2.
Yeah.
Well, they're stroke that pretty I wonder what team top is thinking here. They're down by a large amount
They only have three minutes
Probably thinking now. It's all use of fault
I'm there it's the depth perception, you know, yeah
Oh
Team team Mexico
He's an enormous noggin, running multiple multiple simulations at the same time.
Oh, man, I've made a sub-dive, something his girlfriend.
Let's see what they do here.
She seems like she's a little scared of the ball.
But, oh, oh, she's there.
She's running.
Oh, it makes for a goal.
Is that three-four?
Five-three.
They're only done by two.
Five-three, seven.
Come on.
Five-three.
Such pretty footwork.
You'd think Nick Collins was watching, ladies and gentlemen.
What?
Let's see what's going to happen here at the midline.
The first step of the game has been made.
Let's see if she plays a difference or not.
Oh, that's the same.
Oh, one-by-one!
Oh, sauce!
Missed the block.
It's not bad, but somehow the block is not going in.
Asked with...
Hey, Mario, let's get back into nothing.
It looks like they're going through the...
One minute left.
They need to score two goals. It's not impossible, but it's not easy.
Oh, they're playing slow, passing around, cheeky talker.
Yes, it's great passes. They're opening up the field well, like they play the side.
Oh, oh!
Oh boy!
Oh, and he's down. Only one barrel roll.
I mean, that's a two-barrel roll.
Hold on, he's reversing it. That's going to be a third roll.
A fourth roll?
I don't think we are, bro.
If he can make it to two-barrel rolls, we're going to pull out on the play.
Oh, shit.
Oh
Riding on the ground
This is a watch the quick replay the watching replay
Go-pro automatically for replay good good. Yeah. Okay. Hold on
Okay, watch you feel the rep of the GoPro, but not a stop watch
No, well, you know that production goes on matters
The boy take it wrong
it was oh
Stop the time during the timeout
At three minutes now. I don't know that works
It does
All right, one minute
Are we out of time?
Yeah, we're out of time.
Yeah?
12 minutes.
Extra time?
Extra time's up to you?
Yeah.
I have noticed that.
Two minutes.
Probably because they're bad.
Okay.
I read that they don't want them out.
That's a great shout and that she was losing.
Plus two minutes on the clock.
I mean with nothing to lose to still not put them out there
You want us to put them out there?
Oh wait, they're switching goalies now
Hang on
Definitely a rearrangement
Are they putting...
Of the setup right here
Let's see the formation now
So they have Pascal, he was their main striker
Going into goalkeeper
They start off...
Reorganizing the fuck-ass room
You know, it's like, no, you need a Vettrake on
Oh, believe me!
Oh!
Hit him the balls, hit him the balls
And an absolute tank!
Believe me, it's showing its prowess!
Wow
You're going in forward like a fucking pit bull!
Aw, fuck!
What a...
What a fucking...
All in this video.
The kids are going to cry.
There's nothing to do with the girth, ladies and gentlemen.
He's just moving unfazed by the two men clinging onto him.
That's a man who has to handle a load.
All right, hey, just take two minutes and let the guy score three more.
and he walks humbly back to goal.
What score does that mean?
The pen does not.
It's 6-3.
6-3.
I mean, that's impossible.
Yeah, they've got one minute left.
6.
6-3.
2 minutes left.
So 6-3 and a hand job.
Let's see.
Oh, what a stuff.
I'm going to be honest.
This guy, I feel like he's just here to kick the shit out of the left team.
He's just out of Hail Mary's into their chest all game.
This guy took a break from professional soccer and he's just beefing his teeth up.
Office Cinco.
Oh, he missed the kick.
Oh, what a bite of a little accident.
Come on, guys, there.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Oh, he's going down, down.
Oh, someone is injured.
Okay.
Okay, go ahead and hug that one out.
Oh, Miss Talib, what do you have, Sunny?
Well, we seem to be out in minutes, so I've honestly walked out.
I have no comps for you.
I have nothing useful to say
So you want to tell us what your day is then?
You know what? My day's been great. I went searching for wigs for like half an hour for our kids
Okay
And none of them
I went to all the stores, I ended up having them
You went to all the wigs?
I went to all of them
They're like, we can't help them
Where'd they get you?
This might be gay, time is clicking down to let this last one
This seems like
If you guys are trying to calculate the additional time, it's good.
Additional time?
I don't think that's a good time.
Well, let's get to 14.
There's a minute left.
I see you need that on the final game.
Oh, no!
What do we do?
Oh!
And it is a shocker in that it is actually outside of the zone.
I don't know how to go.
But what an athletic asterisk.
Yo.
30 seconds.
No, he has.
But he was defense.
30 seconds.
We're not blinded.
We act as if we're just defensive, even though they cannot possibly fight back from this deficit.
It may have been manhandled, I'll tell you what, this is what happened.
The sod was laid out, the garden was built, the seeds were planted, the land was scaped
and team chopped, looking more like team gardens.
Hold on, I've noticed we added more minutes.
So I'm not really sure where the minutes are coming from, but there is an additional
minute being added.
I'm watching, I'm watching, look at the answers in the fourth right now.
Let me know when the month comes.
Whenever you guys are going onto the field, let me know.
There's comments constantly going.
Okay, let me know when there's audio on the field so that I don't talk over it.
Okay, cool.
Wow, that was actually kind of disgusting.
6th or 3, 6th or 3.
And you know what, what you see there is just kind of an explosion of a team all probably built around
uses and ability to really unify them.
Yes, yes.
I think we've been on a lot of this.
We've been in the extra surface area.
extra surface area, and you should be extra weight in the glasses, right?
So, what then, you know what it is that he lacks vision, you know?
He was incapable of unifying them, and by himself.
Now, other people, he's competing right now with his camera people,
and he's trying to maybe make an excuse for, and say that it was the fault of the incredibly athletic super star talent that he took.
And I'm also trying to figure out why he's so big too of his teammates,
and to Bronco and Roy.
Oh, oh, yeah. It was really funny because they said, oh, on Connor, right? He said, you know, please call me Rod Dogg.
He said, Connor's what my parents made me. I birthed myself as Rod Dogg.
I feel strange.
Rod Dogg moved to be queer. I mean, I just put an event and he told me I'd find out.
Which I thought was a little...
It seems like a bit of a threat, right? Yeah, makes me feel a little bit unsafe.
We don't have Unchverses suburb talks on the field.
What?
Unchverses what?
Suburb talks.
It's a podcast.
They recently disbanded so.
Oh that's a pretty strong note.
Unchverses whatever the fuck?
Suburb.
Suburb's talk?
Yeah.
Who's the hot one here but the suburb of the suburb?
Come here.
I'm on it.
Come here.
So, so...
Don't let the pressure you take.
Basically, like, they have this one member?
Oh, sorry, I'll mute it.
Look, listen, I ran for a big deal.
Alright, so, you won't have your I am a field.
You've been out there as a player, as a talent scout, as a manager.
I mean, I've watched you play every role in FIFA.
What?
You are going to bring to this broadcast here through that interview.
I'm going to go to court.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you so much.
Yes, listen, being out there, it causes me.
You want to do your muscle team,
I'm going to do a team with just a good player.
Now I know how it is.
We're looking for a team for one.
We're looking for a team.
Let's say he's been objective.
They have something to accomplish.
And right now, team Unts wants desperately to prove to the young viewers that they should still watch them.
What can they do today on that field to make the youth grow?
They need to touch the youth.
I was thinking the same thing.
Because they need to say, suburbs are a very high pressure team passing around and trying to get them tighter.
You know what I'm saying? Team Unts has to out.
But think about suburbs.
They lost more liberal issues.
So their strengths should be trying to tire out and outplay some of the players.
The problem we really have to think about is that we have a lot of unity here, but we know for a fact that T-Monk is on an island.
How can they touch the kids on the island?
So, if they want to touch the kids, well, we're going to see on the field.
We're going to see on the field.
I don't understand this. I don't understand how to touch the kids. They do.
Yeah, that's their thing.
I'm really young, so I don't need to worry.
God, you know, they're just like, you know,
I said, you know, you don't look a day over 22.
That's exactly, and you know what?
That's the kids saying.
Over under three goals this game.
Over under for you?
Yeah.
Brother, zero, eight.
If I get three, if I get 30, I'm 30.
I'm just back to the top.
Oh, you're appropriate.
You're just back to the top, you're just back to the top.
I don't know how to come up.
So we have Team Chopped on.
You know, he does it every team.
Team Monkey Team, Team Chopped is dead.
Team Chopped is dead because of you, sir.
I'm a little wet.
Sorry.
It's my skin, dude.
He's trying to look right though.
No, listen.
Oh my God.
Yo, ask the broad.
Hey, hey.
This shit out there, boys.
I wonder about a goal, too.
I only got a little bit.
That's it.
I'm going to play.
You're going to play a goal?
I'll play.
No, stop.
I can't.
Well, they created a lot of goals.
You can tell that the right team is made of content creators because they are completely
in belief of themselves despite you have it.
You know, they're never going to give up.
There is a lot of rocket bullets.
There is a chance for them to come back.
I smell the pandex breath.
We're very short this morning.
Yeah, it's a short time.
We're gonna talk to the coach.
Yes, coach, talk to the coach.
Oh, shit, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'll keep going, I'll keep going.
Immediately down, they're not actually doing everything you can to stimulate labor there.
Doing a bit of the moss, full breathing, giving a good kind of stretch there.
They're showing the team that he's unable to be beaten, you know, and blocking the feminine
area, you know?
I like what I'm seeing from the other team, not too much high energy, too early on, because
again, they will get screwed on.
Well, they're very in time.
The team wants to actually take a nap somewhere just before the second house starts.
Did they even do an industry?
Ooh, okay.
I have some of the thoughts.
Another thing to worry about is that it's going to take the team a little while
to get up to speed, but they also are going to have a really difficult time stopping.
So if you have to see an object in motion, that object is staying in motion probably until it reaches an object.
Yeah, and I will always say this man, shout out to all the unpaid workers.
Yup, that's right.
Shout out to all the unpaid workers because bro, listen sometimes we do stuff on paid, but guess what?
I don't know.
Shout out to the unpaid, yo, hey, let's go ahead and shout some other people out today.
Okay, hey.
Shout out to women, hey, women's money guys.
Shout out to women, no, sonny, shout out women.
Name five women.
We're all going to talk about this the first time in.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Um, did you know you just talked to him?
Oh, Brina?
Sabrina?
And, um...
You can ask her name, dude.
No, I don't know her.
You don't even know her, bro.
Yeah, well, but I don't know her.
I'm going to see the other people.
It's weird they could do it.
Yeah, well, it's weird.
Come on.
It's not a race, boys.
Nice.
As you guys can see, like I said at the very beginning, subbirds, they pass
around, they know what they're doing, and it...
Yup, yup, and finding that there is Blau, a steamed goldkeeper who came
with confidence showing it's not that hard I believe to keep a soccer ball out of the
net.
He's kind of stupid.
Yo, Blau, you look kind of stupid.
Yep.
I like that one.
He does not look 34.
No.
Which he is.
He doesn't look a day over much.
You know what I mean?
He definitely doesn't look a day over 23.
It's kind of worrying me at what he's doing to his skin.
I kind of want to know myself.
I want to know what gray market Chinese peptides is he injecting into his ass.
Yes.
Because I need it.
Hey, I need some of that.
I
What gray market Chinese peptides is he injecting into his ass because I need it
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Boom Charlotte the past
So
I know it's in my vicinity, I just can't tell where it is.
So you're China?
Yes, I am China.
You are the nation of China?
Yes, I'm the whole nation.
So when people are saying they're in a very Chinese time in their life,
they mean that they want to cut their bangs super short?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Definitely on purpose.
That's what the ball came in.
You miss ball.
to get his footing there maybe one more down from down.
What is he doing?
Ving it, ving it.
Oh!
Okay!
What a goal!
What a center-side!
They're wheeled in control.
Team on, working the angle.
One!
Oh!
That is beautiful.
He's good.
Three!
One, one.
Okay.
A little bit of flair, a little bit of pannera.
She goes ahead and just defines the goal.
A little bit of flair, a little bit of pannera.
She goes ahead and just defines the center of the field.
He's incapable of it.
Too sexy.
Moving through the cross, suburb, moving the ball up field,
with myth intercepting the ball.
We're now at a scrum in the midline.
As once again, the suburbs just show
that they're willing to keep running.
Team Unc, kind of just limping through it.
Team Unc seems to be, how I say it, out of energy.
They're dying in energy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's actually very disappointed.
Well, let me tell you something.
That's looking beautiful.
Hold on, Brandon, with the ball.
He ordered beef and broccoli.
Grandma immediately looked our way when we sent that back away.
You didn't drop the ring?
No.
Sonny, I need him to eat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He didn't like it.
That's because I was smelling, bro.
I knew it wasn't my vicinity.
She yarns for the panda.
Okay, look for the ball with no other choice.
Not actually squaring a three-point shot there by ruining the game and sending
it into the events.
Yeah.
Chat, yo, chat, what's good?
Man, listen.
Hey, W women for saving the game.
There we go.
Number two in pink. Shelling. Shelling her stuff.
Face on!
You're facing the ball up the midline here.
We have suburb talk.
Suburb talk.
See, that sounds like a podcast of my mom's.
That sounds like a bunch of middle-aged women.
Oh my god! All the men!
Aren't they fine and mad?
That wasn't that good.
the ball like a car pool they find the net again I think it's 2-1 now
it's 2-1
over the close game but the team can't get it all in
the two score a crazy top bang venue
yes but it's been a bunch of impossible five minutes left in the end
what's great about this game is watching two teams
maybe they're up against an effort phone
yeah I know this game comes in at the bottom
and you're a little slower
you need to have a job
make this a lot!
just spread right now.
What are you doing?
Oh, OK.
You're doing the same thing.
You're doing great.
You're doing great passes on this team.
Well, that's a little bit of a true friend.
Ah!
You're going to be able to score a goal.
Well, in the suburbs, all you can do is pass it around.
You know?
They're out of the box.
They're going to have a great suburbs.
Hey, where you at?
K-Soul's trying to practice, bro.
He's trying to lock us in.
Get out.
Go, go.
You go too.
You guys want to come and take?
That's all I'm going to train for.
We don't like you.
Hey, we got to go here.
Oh, it's the end.
Hey, shout out, wait.
We're not going to like you.
Hey, coach, I demand you to go train with him.
Thank you.
Hey, I like you.
See?
I like to train with you.
You did kind of get away with your job.
What did you say?
You did kind of get away with your job.
What did you say?
You gave away your job a little bit.
Bro, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
So hard.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Sachi, Sachi, you got to go train.
No fucking way!
Can you do a backflip?
Oh, shit.
Hello.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Do you have something to do with matching shirts?
Yeah, I do.
Together you guys have a very North Carolina outfit.
And whiffing once again the suburbs, finding something but not the goal.
Finding maybe French or French.
I'm doing my best.
And making it up as I go.
I've never really watched soccer.
Oh, don't worry.
I watched a wiki hao video last night on how to play soccer.
Oh, very good.
What did you mind?
They were like, just kick that.
You watched a wiki hao.
So you can't touch the ball with your hands?
But the goalie can touch a ball with his hands.
OK, very smart.
I know.
I don't know how to kick them wiki hao when I was 13.
Oh my god.
Did it work?
No.
What did they tell you?
You know, probably what they told you was soccer.
the ball and not going for it again but that's technically an assist not the
prematurely he's celebrating that was not the one to make that goal that was
not the one to make that goal that was great number two so we have a one
Compton striker here Edward kind of moving the ball into the corner and they're just kind of going into a strong
Oh, and what a shot there into nothing a blouse feeling good about himself for not having to save a ball at all
Well really hoping that he can prove his song here
Yeah, I know he's been doing a lot of collaboration to a though at CS maybe trying to hold on to youth
What's your look there? Do you think that he's trying to substantiate his value?
No, he is trying to...
So, Bob is about 42.
Oh, wow!
Yeah, yeah. He's 42.
No family.
42 single.
Yeah, but he does hang around a lot of 20-year-olds,
but maybe I know a lot,
but I haven't really decided yet.
He's actually right now in the market
for a pre-owned 2016 Honda Accord.
Oh, wow!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, looking for a good...
It's a sensible vehicle, you know?
Okay well, T-Monks was arguing earlier. They could not decide who they wanted as their goalie, they really really wanted to be goalie, but Blau said I play hockey so I could be the goalie.
T-Monks really arguing about who's going to take it. They want to be the one who bears the brunt of it all. And no one's able to really decide amongst them.
What a header there from Greek, showing that he's the only person with European heritage here.
Do we have an average age for two months?
I would say about 32, probably.
Oh, they find that there.
I believe now are we at 4-2?
You're at 4-2.
Wow, man.
You know, everyone, you can tell that to everyone else here, football is American, you know?
This is, I agree, just the only one here who's been in the trenches there.
What?
Is the ball again?
Oh.
Okay, no.
Why not to fall?
Oh!
No!
I've never heard anyone say that to them, but okay, that's good to know.
Well, you know, someone's got to start it.
Right, right, right, right.
The nicknames have to come from someone, and you've got to astroturf it, okay?
So you're going to start trying to miss your shot now?
Absolutely not.
No, no, no, no.
I was just checking.
I don't know.
I didn't know.
I didn't know it was week nine.
But we'll see if you can rally here.
Now, what we're seeing is the feed set in here, as they're doubled over.
We're not really able to coordinate as we arrive at the half here.
Sunny, what's your analysis of what's going on on Team Monk?
Do you think that it's just kind of the wear and tear of time?
I think they are genuinely starting to give out.
I see them holding their backs.
I see them, they just wrap on his knee.
They're not feeling too hot.
Yeah.
When you get old enough, aging starts to synchronize, right?
So everyone's going to start to age at the same rate
and to meet the sort of biological age of the oldest
member.
They're the alpha, right?
He's the youngest member of Team Monk.
That would mean we're the youngest.
I think it's Edward.
No, I think it's Nick.
The youngest?
No, I think it's Edward.
I think it's Edward 25, and I'm not wrong.
They could have fooled me.
Right, at what age are you considered under?
I think at 22.
22 years.
Okay, so I feel like it should be a little bit older than 22.
You're still in 22.
I don't really agree with you.
I think it's right.
Okay, I would personally go a little bit higher.
I think that if they like because I can tell like the second that someone turns 22 that it's done
Well
Okay
It's exactly how far away Pina Express is before you can start smelling
Exactly.
You know?
And the further the distance, the more unky you are as the body is degrading biologically.
I smell the panacea.
It is orienting itself towards artificial fruits.
I might have to leave the connotating dust so that I can get panacea.
I think that would be a good point.
Oh!
And what a stop there.
Very close.
From Blau, once again enjoying doing nothing,
just kicking the ball right down the field,
into the goal almost,
but there's not enough meat behind that one.
They settle at the mid-long,
looking for a point of entry here,
but it is not manifesting,
as he goes ahead and dribbles down the field,
the pitch looking beautiful.
Oh, oh, oh!
They're dancing.
Okay, and he's gonna go in and hug that ball,
They'll prone for a moment rolling out.
I will say also,
also the end team was already sunburned.
I can't figure out how or why.
Number two, number two, number two is really red.
You can see, I mean, very red.
Yeah, his arms, his arms are a different shade.
But we have to go for the unks.
This is the first time they've seen sunlight in some time.
They've done a good job of building around,
but I think it's largely blackout curtains,
a life of total solidarity.
alone. House. Maybe a cat, but not a good cat. A cat that's kind of indifferent to your existence.
Like you feed it, but it doesn't really want to be there. It's just there at a convenience, right?
Yeah. And because of that, they're spending all of their time trying to garner the attention
of people online by posting their elo on different online games.
They're wither- Yes, they're withering. They're malnourished.
All except for Greek this guy's actually you know he's playing a game right now
He's the only one keeping them in Edward showing something, but I'm not sure what I'd call it
It's it's kind of a dance, but in slow mo and not
Go ahead and hug that ball some
That's the hardest.
Let's get up.
What are we looking at?
What I'm noticing with Team Unc is an unprecedented number of total falls in the match.
I'm watching a lot of you guys.
Oh my god!
What an amazing game!
Oh my god!
You're from the keeper of racing.
I like that.
Stop herbs, talk.
Keep the man out of there and they even have like loud music.
Oh my god.
Nothing.
Beautiful.
Sonny, you're a favorite to win the tournament.
I am Team OSES Record.
OSF will be taking home the stroke we have just taken.
Better question sony, who do you think is just kind of the fucking worst?
The fucking worst.
The worst person.
We are just like the worst person.
No no, just the worst person.
The worst person.
Wait wait, ZeroS?
I think we are talking about the spoil room all the time.
I don't know what you're saying.
Everyone, I know that.
I don't understand.
I know.
I was talking about the show.
I think you all must be really fucking right here.
You're just a bitch.
I don't know.
And everytime we watch, I hear a sneeze crack, I don't know if you're
not.
Nice with a shave. I like that. Wow showing just how quickly you can drop to those suckers
Oh, wow right to the knees. That is a heated rivalry okay?
Suburbs talk gonna find a way to take an issue with that
They kick it to the corner and no one's even contesting they're just going with the stand in the way method. Oh
I was kind of baffled by the knees coming up there that was the Disney on ice. No, no, no
He's talking about knees in truth. Oh the fact that he's right his cheeks. No
All the knees
On command
Yes, as blood does oh
That's like a common thing. Yeah. Yeah, he does last French. What do you mean?
I
I think I'm going to hold my best in myself, I'm on it, and alas!
Myth is kind of there, right?
He's present.
They're very, very tired.
They're walking. No, they're all walking around.
I want to make it clear that nothing has made me confront the inevitability of my mortality than watching this game.
Wow, they are exhausted.
I'm thinking a lot about death and how it's going to claim us all.
I think the only one that's drunk a lot
We are all decomposing
We are on barred top
Funny, I remember when I first arrived here, we were sitting on the bleachers and I watched a Brando, that's his name I think
Tell everyone proudly that he was an athlete
Yes, he did say it
He's posting himself a gnarly Tony Snell right now
He's playing the whole game, not a single measured stat collected.
I don't think he's even touched the ball.
He's got a lot of walking, he does have the prettiest cleats though.
He's here for the vibes, you know?
He's not even wearing the penny.
Nope, he's lazily around the neck.
Like a collar of shame right now.
And here's the thing.
Now we have to consider the implications of the false confidence this game is going to give to the blue team.
Do they even prepare for the next game or do they think this is going to be a steamroll?
Yes, and I would also like to clarify to the chat that we do not have Nick Fuentes on the commentary desk.
It is Sunday and we wait while.
Did someone say that?
Yes.
Oh no!
Yes, they were actually asking quite a few times.
In a moment of total despair, I am considering never speaking again.
Yeah, I haven't figured out why nobody told him the right answer.
This is why I don't read the chat.
Nothing gets you out of your flow quicker than me.
Alright commentator Nick Flintas.
Yes, and also out of respect for the unks on the field right now,
I would like to see less lulls and more on-screen, more of a vehicle.
Ooh, a lot more...
A kick-double, you know, see, what's funny is that you're so aware of the lore.
You know the language.
You know...
Oh my God!
Greek!
Demonstrating once again that he is somehow the only saving grace of people born after 1994.
Damn!
Before 1994.
That is sonburnin', 90.
Oh my God.
He except for in the sun is not even a dub.
Looking like he's ready for a Jimmy Buffett concert and no one even knows what that means in the song.
Here were you born with?
Me? End of 94.
Wow.
The ancient years.
31 year old man.
What do you think?
Wait, this goes with a 1-9?
Yeah, bro.
I'm a seasoned man.
You're an ancient man.
I'm bricks.
Okay, no.
Wait, wait.
I ain't even gonna get any other.
I'm cooked.
No, it's over.
I'm turning to ash.
Our vernacular needs to be better.
Our diction gotta be better.
You know what I'm saying?
The way that we talk.
So this is the guy who's talking about
dick need to be better.
I said diction.
In other words, word choice.
I know you know what I'm talking about.
But I've never read a book.
They didn't teach that.
We were all working in mines.
Oh!
Oh, you see, a boy had to work to, you know, send for his own.
Uh-huh.
Nah, you're in the 90s.
I thought we were done with the 90s.
No, no, no.
You know, somehow we keep living.
It's very sad, you know?
I've been staying for a while.
Once you get 30, ship the new island.
Go somewhere you're on a new map.
You gotta keep it clean.
What year?
What year was your prime as a man?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, um, I don't think it happened.
Zany, what about you? What year was your prime?
My prime?
I think my prime was last year.
So, 21?
21.
Well, I mean, you're 22 now, which means you are un...
How old are you?
I'm 24.
24? Oh, it's cooked, dude.
Man, you're over 2.
Like, it's like, what are we even doing?
See, I'm just further along in my acceptance of it.
You guys are good friends.
Nah, come here.
The future is an 18-year-old kid throwing a rock at someone.
So, wait, why haven't you started a family?
Well, the tough thing about that is that, you know, to start families, what you need
to do is to be generally compelling enough as a person to convince someone to do that
with you.
And I get called Nick Fuentes now.
Why is he still on the ground again?
Why is he staying on the ground?
Not really.
So he's going for a world record.
record in terms of just numbers of times falling in a soccer game which by the
way is a pretty high number I'd say for a 20 minute sprint not not proven
endurance here yeah I think the only people still running are everyone else is a bit dead
you know the real question Sonny you know it's 22 obviously I'm just closing
I decided that I can just play League of Legends all day instead of starting a family, falling in love.
But what will they do? 14 year olds on Twitter say if you say that, see?
Oh, this is true. They are going to click me and then put a stake leg on my face.
True.
No one cares about the outcome of this match I think what this was was
I was 4-3, 3-4, sub-group talks, well shockingly close for how terrible that
match was. Greig proving his prowess amongst his peers. We have to wonder
maybe he's the only one here with a family and he's powered by that need, you know,
the only one to make an athletic move most people just fell I'm not kidding it
was all this was a ground game number 10 number 10 he needs to work on his
like mobility and balance. It's bad. It's bad.
No, I'm not going to call that much.
What's your name?
I don't know.
I'm like, let's meet you.
All right.
Postgame analysis here, great. You're actually able to kick the ball well.
Contrary to everyone else you've played with, can you do it?
How'd you mean by that?
You always on the ground usually hand the knees.
I'm just really confused because that's where I came from.
I came from the ground, from the mud, from the turf, I'm on the ground because the ball
is on the ground.
You might know what I saw out there. I saw someone fall and fall and fall again.
Did you know what I didn't see? I didn't say give up.
Because what I know is that not doesn't bust, ladies and gentlemen.
Not what?
He does not bust.
Never in my life.
Nope.
Only girls. Sorry.
I don't know.
What?
I'm sorry. You know, I'm on adrenaline right now.
On adrenaline.
What does that mean?
Only girls can bust. I thought science.
Okay.
You're focusing a lot on my words and not the game.
Anyways, next up we've got OSDS versus V-Girls team, yes?
Can I help you with anything?
Where's that security guy?
Oh, you don't want the camera?
No, I got an OSDS card, man.
Let me get you the camera.
No, we might not, though.
What are you doing?
Oh, wait, there's black things.
There's black things.
Okay, I can come over here.
All right.
Wait, why?
Sonny, can you help me?
Sonny's shaking his head with this approval.
A wizard behind the camera here.
don't know really unhappy with the setup.
Right?
I didn't even know it was playing here.
Um, so actually Redify powers up every time he embodies a character.
So it's a really fine power there.
It's not made for a day so that he can be powered up even more.
Oh speaking of families and getting started,
Ladies K-Song is here and is actually on the field right here.
It feels good to have someone who's also failed measurably as a man in my next video, you know?
Alright, chat, we'll leave you with a live chat.
Kason is here. He is present and on the news.
Yes, we've got two. OSDS.
Kason, hopefully hitting a higher rate here on the field than he is on Twitter.
Watched him on the everything app multiple times.
Really going for gold there with popular streamers.
Names among them, Pokéman.
Awesome, we're wondering, can he finally hit Ned?
Yo, yo, yo, you can't tell my dog K-Song like that, man.
I put K-Song on him.
Not one fucking ass right now, here in the commentary booth.
Ned has gone out into my friend, Nez.
Nez, go ahead and tell me why you are so afraid.
I'm coming at me for not having a family here but at least I'm man enough to look down
on everyone else.
So thank you, man.
It's all about being a hater today.
Now what's your most controversial tape?
My most controversial...
No, I haven't given it.
You try and send me up for failure.
Oh, no, I'm...
I'm gonna send you when?
You try and send me up for failure.
What's my most controversial tape?
Yes, indeed.
I just think that women have it so hard you know I just see what's going on in
the air you know you know you know what I when I first heard you speak I was
What?
Why?
What do you mean?
What?
He's got a voice too.
I saw the voice.
No, you don't know the voice.
Jay, man, this is not heading on to the field.
I'm going to kill him.
What are we doing?
So I have a date.
I know that we have a man on the board.
R.G.
Come on, Ref, excuse me.
Let's not make assumptions.
Yay.
Let's go ahead and ask a-
I noticed there's another man with a green or a pink TV.
Oh, is that Daniela?
So, so.
Daniela B on the field.
OK.
Who do y'all have?
Who do y'all have winning this one?
I think that I'm referee.
I'm not sure.
You're referee?
Archie said that they may need temporary help as a referee.
I'm not sure.
Do you know the rules of science?
Absolutely not.
I'm rigging it.
I'm going to rig it for the duration of the rigging.
What direction should I rig it in, in favor of you?
Definitely the girls.
It's women's market.
Oh, it is women's market.
We haven't had any to be an ally.
I'm an ally for everything good.
Someone over there.
There's something going on.
Hearing a lot about someone not wanting to see a penis.
Okay, wait, hold on, I just heard someone say no, I don't want to see your dick.
What kind of dick?
I don't know.
I feel like we didn't need to say that when I was out, I thought I could have stayed in
the vault.
Oh, no, no.
Well, you see, the thing is that you have to pick everything up and just be a condor
for us.
You're an unbiased party.
Oh, okay.
Oh, God.
Ashley taking the field here.
Ashley is now taking the field with freshly peaked tidier, phenomenal.
I can see the roots a little bit, but I guess I'll lose the ball in the
bag.
They're kind of, they're kind of, uh, the one in the bag.
I don't know.
I'm not sure if that would be Daniela.
Would be a jerky on her head.
Well, Vanilla Bands is a very popular creator in all these places.
Oh, she is.
No, not...
I don't think so.
I am here to make bad jokes. I have no clue how I made these books.
I think... so am I retro-reading or I'm retro-reading?
So okay
No
No, no rigging
There will be no rigging. As the coach for OSDS there will be no rigging.
What if, what if I, no you really are OSDS.
You know W Integrity dude, that's fucking insane.
You need to be in PA.
You know what? You should ask our team for this.
You should ask our team.
You guys are like the most good looking cast in the game.
And then there's fucking Charles McGee over there.
I know he's gonna let a couple of goals into the net.
I think I watched a video that said that Lodge has to do that.
Hey, funny. You don't even fucking play with me.
He said that you need to start a family which is 42 years old.
What do we not even point so close to you?
What do we not even point?
What do we point at?
You need to stand up for yourself.
What plays do you think about me?
I'm starting a family.
Here we go.
I'm hanging up the stream key.
I'm hanging up my stream key.
I bet it's convincing to start a family.
See what I'm saying?
I'm a hero.
American
Now the thing is that now she might look like she's sure but she is truly the American
a random draw, okay, or what she gets will be version of the girls.
A complete coincidence, a complete coincidence.
People want to make fun of them, they want to say that they don't like women.
Yes, yes.
But what I see is I see a lot.
I see someone who loves women so much.
Yes, a lot.
A lot.
They love women.
To surprisingly all Asians.
Yes, yes.
But God, you know, they can't feel.
It's, I mean, come on.
I mean.
Okay, so you do look a little, you know, ego, you mean?
I mean, you know, I'll be honest for a like, it's...
Great, my red, my red, my red, my...
Okay, I feel like I don't have to look like that.
No, I feel like it's pretty swag.
Oh, okay, no, that's not...
That's not...
So, you know, a lot of question here,
spending a great deal of time seeking the companionship of Asian women how can
they take that single-mindedness and channel it into success today?
You know what? We have a lot going on up here right now, because you know, you didn't have two parties back to back.
And some of the girls were at the party, are now on the opposite team.
Now go ahead, can we dig a little more into that? They were at the party.
Are we suggesting then that there may be a conflict of interest in the way?
There was a lot of rigs happening at the party, a lot of rigs happening at the party.
So how does rigs translate to intensity?
And now...
There may be a lot of tension on the floor right now.
A lot of tension.
And I would also like to point out, even though Guapo is not playing right now, he did say damn guapo looks good right now.
Before the game, I was doing the research, I typically do the best understand the people I'm commentating for to ask,
Guapo do you have any hints for me any inside jokes they need to go and then he pointed to remind me her name
She said that girl Saba
She's mad beautiful
That was it. That wasn't that it wasn't really an inside joke it was more of like a
It was like a torment. Yes, it was almost as if all thought left it rain the second his eyes fell onto her
And obviously that's a considered appreciation of her character
And all that she is
Yes, yes, she is beautiful
W women
The game is starting
Oh yes, with the ball
Saba is really good at soccer actually
She's like howl-mouse with the girls
Oh my god, wait she's better than Katie
She's moving with gusto
Oh my god
A blood-on on the Katie
Okay, so I just got on that leash
Does not know which goal she is
It's supposed to be shooting into the top.
And a quick score there.
Wow.
Ten seconds into the game, a goal for OSCS.
Complete random draw, complete random go into this.
Here's the thing, guys.
To suggest that women don't deserve the best competition,
I mean, look, we have the best team in OSCS soccer.
That's what it's named, OSCS soccer.
You want to chime in? Let's go ahead and do it.
I'll start it with the pink team.
Sit here. Come close.
Now, you can join in wrestling and midline.
Okay, you do it with the ball.
You should.
Last one.
Oh, he gets blocked by Daniel Evans.
Athletic movement there for the guys is directly real.
I noticed that YBP is also raising off the sidelines to Ozami, so there may be a distraction occurring right now.
So when you say that on the sidelines there, so she's not playing or she is playing?
No, she's playing. She's playing. They just started having a conversation mid-game.
The real question there is Ozami a high priority player because perhaps they're trying to isolate her with Rage.
I believe they are trying to isolate her with this education, so she starts backflipping on the field.
So, YBG, multiple times nowadays, come up to me and said, hey, tonight's the last dance.
The last dance, over and over again.
It's trying to initiate people into the OSB party.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So that's what that is, the last dance.
Yes, yes, yes.
I thought it might have something to do with it.
Last night.
Okay, and the night before.
And then he also said that the night before.
I don't know how many dances are out of that.
The real question is, how is someone like Arty going to be able to stand opposite women when he's so used to shipping with them?
Oh!
Initiate some end fighting there.
Oh my god.
And Santi, ready to just kick it as hard as he can into the chest of another sweet woman.
He stops.
I was just saying, that's a good shot, yes, yes.
In class and beauty fashion, he's been impressively with women.
No, that doesn't sound like beauty.
That doesn't sound like beauty, yeah.
I will say, I don't know him very well.
No, that doesn't sound like beauty. You think he's a very nice individual.
Out of bounds, so far.
All right, if I had my way, it would always be in the girls' possession.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Exactly.
Archie denying that premise once again.
Daniela Bands.
Towards the goal.
Now, what can someone like Snowcone, who I've really only watched get beat up,
how can she kind of turn those tables around
and find success today.
I think she has, you know, the last athletic showing, you know.
She did get 2KO'd.
So I think, oh, oh, oh, okay.
I was not with a shot to Archie's chest now.
She's paying it forward.
But I think she has a little bit of fire in her.
I think she wants to prove that she is athletic,
and she does have this, you know.
Right if I look in her mind.
Just completely mahogany.
She's completely just flapping in the wood.
Oh, oh, oh.
You know, she's ankle broken by himself.
Because he's trying to embody the feminine and the feline, maybe him really showcasing his stuff, really showing like, you know...
He's taking off the toker.
Okay, alright.
He needs to turn off the cotton instincts.
Because he's gonna continue to go on all fours and play with the ball to his plows.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
He's gonna start batting it between us.
Exactly. You got YBG in the goal as well.
Oh, okay. All back to the girls.
YBG and the gold. Is he still just constantly trying to prevent people from scarring?
Is that something he's not aware of?
Oh, shit!
Hey! Hey, hey!
Aw!
Where's the system going?
Um, so because, um, I had no direct line of sight to the action.
Yeah, there may be a very large-headed Somalian man blocking our view actually.
I noticed that I can't really see and commentate.
Neither can you, sir. He has no glasses.
He also has no glasses, so he can't see either.
Okay, so, rather than taking on this pain to fully show his made-out fit,
really powering himself up here,
having room to think about why he's wearing it in the first place,
that's okay. That's alright.
Hey, you know, all that we can really decide out of that is that they're going for drip.
They think that they got that shit on.
Archie, is he gonna kick another woman?
Okay.
Is he going to a gold medal?
That doesn't sound like Archie.
Well, no, no.
But you know, of course not.
Just maybe on the field of play.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Yugi, hit the ball.
Yugi so desperately evading other women's advances, you know.
They're doing a break.
He's just always going to go down.
Doesn't your voice got me in the chat?
Okay, saunty, not too bad.
With the forward and then you'll get it.
Then he's really showing her presence in the gold.
good shot by Arkey, he's a little more power
little more power, power that he's not willing to summon because Arkey's a tender name
can we get a score check, can we get a score check?
it is 1-0 OSDS
yeah, yeah, yeah
okay, so I know this guy, he's 1-0-4
wait the game
oh, really?
really just taking a little too far
taking it a little too far
he was trying to get a little too far
he could have passed that one off a little quicker
I think he saved himself a clue.
But he limps on back.
Oh shit.
Okay, oh, it seems to be arguing with each other.
Oh!
Okay.
Wow!
Not too much, bud.
You're getting heavy with it.
Bodying.
That would be, uh, not too much.
Okay, okay.
That's interesting.
It's my Midwest control.
Oh, okay, okay. I was just gonna say, look at that.
I just felt like I was doing the right thing.
No, no, no, no, no. I would not do that.
Oh, okay. That's just what you say.
Okay, okay, okay.
And that wouldn't do it.
Moving down the field here, Yugi
passing the ball up to Arke, who takes it to nowhere.
I don't know how to shoot in the fucking net.
Why are they not shooting in the net?
This might just be a continuation of an ongoing trend.
They know how to get there.
they don't know how to finish.
Oh my god, bro.
Fumbling at the goal, I'm also glad that Jadaf is in a chair in the corner.
Why is Jadaf not in play? He was actually just sitting in the corner.
Actually, we got behind the scenes inside of the team we were in the plan,
and I believe that the real point of attack, the approach,
was to ensure that Jadaf was watching.
Right, right. He was watching.
He said, I don't know, I just like it more.
He's not just sitting with an orange-haired woman, I noticed that.
Yeah, there's an orange-haired woman there.
Ari, Ari there?
I think they were saying Jerk Ari there.
I'll say yeah.
Okay, yeah.
The thing I'm getting there, so I don't know if it's because she's being a jerk, but
their chair is labeled.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
That's definitely it.
Okay.
And we're moving in there.
Archie!
All right, once again incapable of finishing.
Man, oh man.
Wow.
Carrying on a legacy.
Went up against an intimidating woman. He just cannot score
That's also I think an ongoing suggestion
Like I just don't get the sense
Maybe she really just tried to score here, but he's gonna go ahead and do too much okay once again
oh oh oh
on his feet he put on his knees
I don't
I haven't seen that before on him that was that was that was a strange
I don't know if the track caught that
it was a little wiggle because it again
all I've ever seen from him is dancing
Yeah, yeah.
He's really passionate about working to have a low-life human difference.
I think Tahini was saying, you know, you gotta give a jiggle to get a jiggle, you know?
And inspires teammates.
Okay, so people are...
People, he personally has been showing off his asshole arm.
DDLR-key.
Okay, we should be getting a sub-in for Snow Cone.
I have a host soccer player on the girl's team.
Okay.
Who carried him?
I, um...
Okay, so the level of play seems to be...
Oh wow.
Okay.
And?
Then block that soccer player with the ball.
Oh!
Go!
Right into the face!
Right to the yam!
Straight to the yam!
But no goal for OCS.
No, no, no.
All right, what if I completely shed his maid attire?
Yeah, I don't know what happened. I couldn't miss a cat either.
Well, I think the idea is that he's here to make a mess, you know, not clean one up.
Right, right, right, right. All right, oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
You know, it's funny, they're summing in. Well, obviously not the same person, reminiscent of a superstar professional soccer player.
player. He does. He's moving from Miami yesterday. You know, just like, oh, and
are these angles are broken. He's on four.
Now, I actually don't know what just happened. There's actually a very large floor height blocking my view.
Completely not a different guard today. I have no idea what just happened.
No, I don't know what just happened, actually.
Consuming the frame.
Basically, it was across, and then you get to stop.
Right. Right. Oh, okay.
That's great. I love hearing about it after it happened.
We'll move to the side. We'll move over here.
Appreciate that guys.
That's alright guys. That's alright.
Oh!
Finding the girl.
For the girl side.
A lone wolf as he walks back to his own side line.
Maybe they scored amongst the team.
I'm not getting their sense of ally shit from him.
But Daniela Bands, really everyone's number one fan.
Ah, I don't know, has anyone told you that he's supposed to cattle the whole?
Oh!
Yugi, good shot!
Barring out there, what a shot, baby!
Cross!
No, no, no, no, no, I knew we were ass-shaking at a policy test, this is just not right.
Generally speaking, I mean, you've got your finger on the pulse of this group, you know,
but here among them, what do you think we're getting here in the first half that just doesn't seem in character?
You know what?
This is not...
I feel like you're going a little easy.
I feel like we're going a lot easier, and I know y'all don't want to trash your girl,
Arky.
What?
I'm going to need them three more ass-shaping on the field, bro.
What's up, though?
I'm just digging up the rest of the pool.
It's down back with her.
How are you feeling, Arky?
First half.
I'm good, it's good.
I know I've been a contact sport, but I got to set a body.
All right, start bottoming people.
I want to see that posture.
What do you mean?
So I'm like, you're going to come with Arky?
No!
Or I'm defending, I'm not used to it.
a little body, that's what you do.
That's what I do.
Yep.
May I wink while you're...
You can wink while they're any time long.
You know, Archie not knowing what to do with his body.
All right, how do you...
He has a baseball point and he can play with...
That's how you do it.
I saw you doing some tricks on it there.
You were jumping over the ball for some reason,
really kind of almost getting in the way
and then getting out of the way.
Yeah, I mean, there was no going out of you.
You got to do what you got to do.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, what's your inside perspective there as a referee?
As someone on the court, I always...
As someone on the field, I realize OSTS, to be quite frank, is not as talented as I thought.
No, no, I mean, can I disagree with that, too?
I thought that they were going to be dominating.
I'm going to disagree with that, too, because I think that OSTS, you know, they're...
They're more of a gang of gang into the group.
You know, they're going to be too aggressive, you know.
I feel like...
They don't want to be too aggressive.
I don't think they're single.
They're just going a little easier right now, but I think with the talk from Katon,
They are now going to be more aggressive on the field, you know?
So I just like...
So what do you think K-Sons bring to the table here that's going to elevate a good amount of money?
You know what?
He has an age, he has the wisdom, he has the insight of somebody who's been at the
goal a little bit longer than the rest of the US, you know?
And we know for sure that, I mean, K-Sons probably has a family member or a loved one
that's dashed away somewhere because every time his name is brought up, he giggles
nervously.
Yo!
I'm getting a vibe that maybe something is looming over the broadcast table right now.
I think you might have a clutch on.
Wait, how do we make 2 plus 2 equals 6 right here?
I feel like you're just getting a clutch case on. I noticed that.
Yeah, I'm my consumer. I'm sad that she said that.
Look, at the end of the day, it's about how you interpret my perception.
How else can you interpret when someone says you have a clutch on and looming on?
No, no, no, no.
It's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
The flesh is on the ground, man.
No, it's okay.
Would you prefer it not be a grown man?
No, no, no, no.
It's a better to have flesh on the ground.
No, no, no, no.
It's okay.
Wait, what's this?
It's not your fault.
No, no, no.
We're not going to talk.
We're, we're, we're.
You don't, it's not, no one's judging you, dude.
It's just, I'm not going to judge you.
No, no, no, no.
I have a girlfriend.
I'm a kid.
No, no, no, no.
I bet she's a great DJ and really popular on mine.
Look dude, it's not our business.
Nothing different.
Love is love.
Wait, what do you want? I'll talk it to me like that.
No, no, no.
Like a person in love?
I don't know.
I don't think there's no reason to do that.
I'm confused.
I thought that you kind of had it figured out based on, you know, anything that you were saying.
Looks like that is really funny.
Why would a coach make a...
Oh, there might be a turn-off, but we'll have time to do this.
Now, what is their score right now?
So now it is 2-1, OSDS is winning.
Wow.
We have kind of a close game.
Yeah, so it's only now time, you know, they have time to hang back, but it seems like Oasis actually just got yelled at by me, so I believe they will be king up now, and they will be telling them what they're more invested in.
So what do you think, now they got yelled at by the case on clearly a competitor?
Right, right, right.
How do you think that's going to turn the tide to you? I mean, do they respond well to aggression? Do they let me in?
They do. They do. Sometimes they need someone, you know, they're a little bit wise and a little bit quicker to just set that into their brain. They've really got a lot of team, you know?
Absolutely.
And I've seen it on their cases. They're a little bit more locked in.
So, now, let's say this. You're strategizing for the team. You are on team leader.
No.
Let's just say it. It's not a medical team. Why are you telling them to get under the skin?
To get under their skin.
Under the skin.
under these cameras.
You know, but the thing is that this hide and seek
is a good thing.
Don't you worry.
It wouldn't even happen, but on the list
yesterday morning.
OK, yeah, yeah.
It just wouldn't ever happen forever.
Well, someone's got a gun here, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, stop, stop, stop.
I can't let my cats.
It's OK.
Anyways guys, we're getting back to the action here as both teams take the pitch on the party.
Really trying to channel is a big one here.
Part of what you remember.
They got speed out there by freezing.
Look, there again.
See how the record came out.
As you may have seen before.
I didn't know he was driving, I'm not a liar.
You kept saying it, otherwise I wouldn't have known.
He's kind of out there farming, he's being...
The real question is where the fuck has Nazar been?
Oh, I haven't seen him.
You know what? I haven't seen him on the field really, boom.
He might have been in the forest. I mean, that has been last night either.
No, I don't care about it.
And then such is the case with so many, you know, really ambitious young people, you know,
some people get lost in the forest.
I missed him last night.
I know he was with a lot of people, but not with a lot of people.
Nice.
He might be coming back.
I wish...
Oh, you know what?
More young men need to be outspoken about that, because it helps the taboo go away.
Okay, um, you're stealing the ball from Redify.
Look at that solid cross guard.
You can't, you're actually putting in defense to each other, and I don't like that either.
Yeah, maybe it's a, maybe they're both in a cross-progress war.
Okay, Kason, on the side, giving them calls. This is good. This is good call.
Kason, uh, finding a way right in front of the commentary is a good call.
It's totally fucking good call.
Well, I like the pass line, you guys go and tell them.
going in getting expert inside your case on
I'm only supposed to be holding a stone, but I don't think I can try to make it as well
finding a move in there as Nas goes ahead and just kind of feverly dribbles the ball forward
and gratifying, finding his way around
I feel it a little cold, I think I need some Panda Express.
Um, Chop and Ong, my co-commutators, slowly succumbing to time.
Dying to her slurs in a League of Legends match, she thinks about everything but soccer.
I think I'm going to find the people of my life on legalize and such.
You just galvanized a bunch of people with nothing to look for.
I need to ask you one more thing.
And you'll be there.
Thousands of lives were extended tonight.
I saw a witch at the beginning of this month.
And she told me I would find the love of my life this month.
That's what you want.
Where are you finding them on Facebook Marketplace?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't find a witch.
So she told me I'm gonna find a love of my life.
Let's not answer my questions.
So I think I need to stop staring and just start putting more air in.
And this is from the witch you found where?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
In the forest?
Yeah.
Ooh.
No, she was not in the forest.
I do know someone who was.
Oh, Yugi!
Shot from Yugi!
Blocked by Daniela Vance.
Oh!
Very close.
That's actually quite cool.
I should.
Hey!
I think, I think, I think, I think all of these guys are being scared. I feel like the net should be bigger.
I said, he's not really hitting with a, you know, good, good, good. I'm hearing this.
A lot of, a lot of positive energy.
He's telling us to get closer to the net. Don't be scared to walk up.
Okay.
We're playing too passively. Alright, we need to get...
Beauty.
...being deaf to the net.
Yes.
Drawing his agility here as he looks up here.
Beautiful forward here for Beauty.
Ball control. Yes.
Yes. Good pass.
I'm not going to be able to get it back again.
Oh man.
What on earth?
Okay, Arobel shot.
Arobel shot.
Oh my god.
The echoes of this failure will reach his grandkiss.
Flip it, ship it, never let him forget it.
Eight minutes.
Okay, Emily says she is now putting down her phone.
I think she's dead serious.
All right, ball back to OSDS towards Archie.
Clear shot!
Oh, Archie sees it.
It is now.
Number one, OSDS.
We're doing an OSDS and Archie doing everything in his power to demonstrate,
I think, how willing he is to meet women head on, you know?
Yes, yes, yes.
Meet them where they are.
Coach, I've noticed that somebody has ruined the commentator desk.
I'm just going to put a pair of gear around to do it in there.
So you're going to serve 10 or something? I didn't see what I was doing.
Well, something that hot?
It's hot as hot as hot as hot.
Oh, okay.
Launching makes them hot.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Go ahead and give us your expertise to someone who's yet to play a single man in this game.
Okay, sorry.
Me, I'm thinking I think my team is going to do a little bit better, and they just made a little bit more effort,
but I think they're doing, they're doing the best they can.
and I think maybe it's getting better than the least.
I think it's getting on goal a lot.
And I think a lot of things that needs to work on
is the defense.
If it goes well, I think it's gonna just come up
and just go the ball.
Jada, if someone here can really develop a penchant
for observation, really watching things,
how does it feel to witness your friend squaring
while you sit on the sideline?
I think it's, I mean,
I'm not that really good at soccer,
so I'm a little, I'm just like,
I'm just glad they're doing good.
Okay.
You're happy that she's fine.
Oh, okay. I guess you can see that.
Oh, no, no, you don't like to...
Oh!
You know, in general...
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Okay, look.
Okay, there may be a breaking happening.
Is there maybe rigging happening?
Okay, I'm trying an accusation.
I don't know why he's telling that.
There's nothing happening.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Leave all of CS alone!
There's nothing wrong!
Yeah, literally my best friends.
Leave them alone!
Bad, bad, bad costs.
They should be getting away with everything.
I don't like that.
What are we like? What are we like?
What are we like?
Oh, come on, come here.
All right, Yumi, Steadig up and shut up for himself here.
He can't possibly be there, but I don't think he plays by some old-
Oh, okay, we're coming from all the way.
Someone's getting right in front of the ball here.
It's something they're having some time to discuss with the referee.
Daniela Bantz.
Steadig up and shut up.
What?
Daniela Bantz stops it.
I wish you could keep it in the ball.
Oh, hey, what?
Oh, straight to the commentary desk there's a lot of people.
Oh, you know what they're doing?
All right.
You be ready to slide tackle.
Ready to demonstrate some aggression.
My channel is just a concert album.
What are you talking about?
Really show people what he's made of.
Oh, passes.
Snow cone and nothing else.
No, snow cone.
Great.
It's just taking blows to the body as we see it.
You can really withstand it and it just bounces right off of her.
Hey!
Oh!
I love how excited you are.
I mean, yeah, my team just scored.
I should be excited.
You just scored, bro.
And you got to watch.
Four minutes.
Four minutes left.
It is currently, I believe, four to one OSDS.
Wow.
Now, at this point, we have to consider
the classification of the lift.
Everything's probably shutting down.
The rest of the days of partying
is the only reason
Archie still stands.
Is this a kind of death-not-drink?
Yeah, is this a kind of death-not-drink?
Yeah, everybody else got a rather big dump watch, right?
Yeah.
Right on the ground.
This is a good test.
No.
Let me do it.
No, no, no.
Let me do it.
Yeah, come on.
See?
See the hairs on the face.
Uh-oh.
Jada, I'm showing that he can count.
Okay.
I mean, I just go like that, and I'm with W11.
Oh!
I'm just trying to look at everything.
Oh!
And then he rolls right on the...
and all of them have got a saun to believe in, I love that, I love that, play games, we've got it, you know.
Oh man, oh man.
Ah, going right into a talented player.
Oh, walking in. Oh, shit. Oh!
Where are you?
You're so strange.
Oh shit, we have a left saun to the saun to go to.
Oh, I'm going to shop for you, dude!
I was going to, oh, swing and a miss there.
Oh, anti-anti-anti.
Before the game, Prima and Paige had likened herself to Ronaldo de Messi.
She even went as far as to say my nickname, Ronaldo Pessi.
Oh, she said that.
She said that, yeah.
She didn't even know that.
We have a lawnmower on the pitch right now.
Yeah, look at lawnmowers.
Can you go ahead and give us more information about that?
Yeah, so a lawnmower is like me and Ronald.
A lawnmower just put your ass in it and walk around.
I don't know if he's going like much, but just messing up the turf.
That's not the turf.
Got it.
you respect the church too much.
I mean, a little bit.
They were telling me to stand up, don't even worry.
They were saying that we needed them.
Yeah, I mean, they didn't need me to stand up later.
Because I'm having a little tired,
and there's some shit like that, I don't want to be late.
I'll be late, too.
Sometimes, all you can do is support the chair.
All right, Saaki,
bringing the ball up here,
and it's kind of just, okay,
he says give me something,
begging desperately for support,
Not being not there, I think, YBG was one of the least athletic throws I've ever seen in my life.
Please clip it and remind him of whatever that was.
Well, why don't you guys have a really tough one?
He actually likes to play CSGO.
Oh, is he good at CSGO?
Yes, he is actually very good at CSGO.
Yeah, he's not really broken with that.
However, there is one minute left in the game, but it's 4-1 OSEI, so...
5-1, who was the last? There was 32 seconds left in the game.
30 seconds left.
Okay, Ball's straight to you, he's asked.
I don't know, I thought he was asked.
You know, and I think women everywhere can agree that they're just thankful that these OSCS guys came out ready to just beat the shit out.
You know, that they said, hey, we're not going to change the game.
Oh!
You're awesome!
Oh, yeah!
Wow, 6-1.
Oh my God, it's five!
Come, get it!
Yes, people!
And the more they meet, the better the business.
OSCS, truly, I am at trying, feeling like they are that motherfucker.
They have that shit on and they're feeling good today.
Now, if the game, OSCS, I'm not gonna lie,
sending you, you know your people well, you know your people, you know?
You know?
Who's asked to say they gonna turn up in the second half?
I just needed it.
If you have to sacrifice an inch of bang for a big hole,
they are going to start doing it.
Yes, I have to do it.
If you do it the way it should make this stand,
you're going to have to do it.
Don't look at me like that.
No, no, you brought it yourself.
I think if you don't look at me like that,
some sacrifice is going to work.
I'm talking to my friends.
I don't really like thinking my data.
I'm not really, you know,
we're not really, you know...
You're not watching, you're commanding.
Yeah, I'm not.
Okay, what was making the sacrifice for the greater good?
Who do you feel? Who do you feel?
I have a question. Why did you get less sexist the game went on?
What was going on? What were your thoughts today?
Get a head on me, I feel the sweat, sorry.
Why did you get sexist?
The burden of being so...
Sexist?
Yeah, yeah.
You could feel the weight of everyone's eyes.
Will we see a return of the main costume when, when, when do we see it?
The first half, and then we see it right back.
How about you go ahead and get that shirt on then, okay?
Yeah.
What?
There you go.
Put him in my back.
Oh man, this is the raw dog himself.
Uh, uh, Jasmine, Jasmine.
Postgame interview, Jasmine.
Um, yes, Jasmine.
You can just stand right here.
I hear that you're saying, um, Jasmine, so you start thinking game for the girls, you know, you have a goal.
What do you think about Ola Shins and the whole, what do you think about game for the team? How do you feel about that?
Yes, I like that.
Shoot up, brother!
What if I was quick and like snappy?
Who sucks? That's what we really want to know. Who just sucks? Who's the weakest one? Who is the liability?
Money!
If someone had to be sacrificed, who is it?
Because I couldn't see him pick the ball.
He didn't pick the ball.
See, the problem is not, is that...
What's your problem?
You're losing again.
I feel like...
How am I feeling? I'm feeling great today.
The man, the myth.
How are we?
I should play court. Do you have a sweater?
I don't, unfortunately.
Man, it's nice to meet you.
Have I met you before?
No, we've been together.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
Really?
Yeah.
Man, guys, how'd you feel about our game?
Well, I felt like a game.
I noticed that, you know, after half-time, you guys got a little tired.
No, we turned on after half-time, though.
We got better after half-time.
We got a lot of people on it.
We're on Saturdays.
We're also, like, you know, I was gonna say, I would like to see you touch the
goal.
Oh, you want me to play aggressive?
Yeah, because I noticed that we had a lot of players.
Yeah, playing good defense, though.
I want to see you up there, Nick.
I'm not playing the game.
Okay.
I want to see you up there.
What can we see from you this game?
Big place.
Big place out of this.
That is a...
Pretty vague and pretty vague.
I don't really know what this means, my big place.
How do you know?
I'm going to go get some food right now.
All right.
Wait, what?
He said he's going to go get some food.
What's going on?
Okay, can I see if I can talk to her if you're getting to meet her again?
Um, why thank you, Bertie.
Okay, welcome.
So, um, I just got caused by a summer's watch that they're gonna go get some sugars to give some shots.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, so, I think they're gonna get some, I don't know if that makes some fun, but I don't know if that works.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's gonna, wait, wait.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need sugar looking, no.
Pussy, pussy, put it on.
Penalty, put it on.
Yeah, pussy, put it on.
You can do that.
Okay, guys.
Yeah, no, it's like, it's kind of like,
it's not gonna, it's probably gonna be
like a regular swimming, you know.
Pussy's coming right now.
I got the shit in the second straight.
So, is this now, these are the winners bracket,
or is this the losers bracket?
Well, you're watching two losers take the pitch.
Hmm, I see, I see.
Son!
But that didn't mean one.
Okay, for you, this game, my request for you,
let's stay on our feet and off our knees, please.
I have the opposite request, doesn't matter.
I don't even have time on my knees.
Excuse me?
You thought I was the last game's cleat, they lost this.
Hey, he's talking about these cleats.
Oh, these cleats?
He said these are the worst now.
Yes, yeah, you don't want to see them.
Well, because he's more dynamic down there.
They call him Mr. First Team All-Defense.
Go, go, go.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, I'm back with him.
Okay, back in.
I won't pop off him.
Shut in, dad!
I just thought I'm dead.
I believe OCS movie growing up.
Yo, you get that shit out of there.
Are we going crazy?
I'm going crazy.
I'm getting it.
Taking the pitch.
A couple of losers going for one goal and one goal only.
It is a breeze up there.
Alright, we're going to see who can triumph amongst this group.
Now granted T-Monk does have a secret weapon, which is that somehow Greek hasn't been
Dismantled by the power of time, you know father time is yet to claim his spirit
So we have something left today
You know, I'll be honest is being done dirty by association. He's gonna slowly become on in his time there
Number ten I have you you place
So what can you do to turn things around next game?
Personally as an ally I'm saying I think these women have a
I'm currently texting my Malatang order to leave.
Malatang.
Have you ever needed some Malatang?
No.
It's like two families.
You get a bowl and you put a bunch of shit in it and then you put it in for you, so it's like a hot pot, but you get some change when you get it.
Okay, make this a spotter.
And taking the ball up in the middle of your roast, looking for a point of entry here, so you find Ash Ash kicking it out to none of the myth,
trying to get in the way, as not sacrifices the body again!
They're all in it all out.
Well, it's stopping them again.
Brando looking for a point of entry, but alas, there is nothing left.
And it's not near as the ball, and they take it to the body again.
Greek showing his prowess on the field today.
A real warrior, dare I say, is sparking.
Up to a low.
He looks for his point of entry, but nothing to be found.
Ash darting around like a waterbub as he gets the ball out to the wing once more.
And the ball, now just kind of in the ether, Ash having fun with it.
playing with his food as he makes it down to his offensive range.
A big shot.
Wow!
Showing how good he is on his knees.
What?
He's good.
He's good down there.
What can I say?
And myth, showing that there's more man there than myth, I think.
What happens next is Edward tries to take the ball back feebly, dancing on his tippy
toes.
Not really with objective, Greek looking frustrated.
We do have Roddard Moon in the goal evening, instead of Sausagell this time.
He is 25 years old, actually has to call him Roddard Moon, but he isn't in that.
25 calling oneself Roddard, does that kind of push him even to beyond on territory?
Is it deluded on?
I think he mixed him.
What is your message?
This is a bit creepy, actually.
Yeah, it's kind of interesting.
He gets a ball pass him and then he misses it.
Yep, yep.
Uh, we've never seen it.
As he's kicking the ball up the floor once more, a myth.
Kind of just throwing it all out there.
Looking for something, anything to give himself
a little rest.
The psychic way to playing with people so old,
so they've got a lot of boost.
Oh, what a shot.
My god, wow.
Showing that running and skating are not equivalent.
A little prance from him.
Also, what a beautiful background.
Beautiful sunset.
Yes, indeed.
Okay, and a huge whip there from Brandon.
Wow.
Lookin' for a cross to no avail here.
We are completely obscured there by the people in front of us.
Almost impossible to get a read on this cross.
I believe Jasmine may be standing right in front of our...
Hey, it's women's month.
Oh, oh, and that is outside of the net ladies and gentlemen do not mistake that for a goal despite Greed's best effort to use his head
Rose
Taking the ball up slowly good pass there and what a boot come cross for
Uncapable of converting wow completely behind it looking lost looking like he's playing on Taiwan servers right now my god
Oh, stop!
Starting to shift off. No reason to!
Yeah, I don't know who he's arguing with actually.
Is he just going to be talking?
Um...
Radogon, I'm certainly happy that no one's able to get a ball on cage right now.
That goes up into the sky and nowhere else.
Well, still going to probably just boot it as hard as it can.
No! Ash!
Looking for a thread.
Oh, he goes for one more kick as Nutt again, dribbles out Feebley.
Uh, seems like they didn't put you steps into play of this game.
Oh.
Um...
Um, he's the military man for the glasses.
Yep, uh, well, you know...
Uh, incapable of seeing, but definitely capable of talking to his chat.
Yeah, I noticed that.
Farming independently, no real care for the competitive spirit.
Okay, and Nick, back on the ground, doing tricks on it.
I don't really know what the fuck that was.
Also, which camera angle would you guys like to see?
I think they want us to go directly under our faces.
Let me just look under our nose to help us.
Okay, Rose, what a play.
Don't say the short word.
No!
Hey, that's one of them!
That's two!
Madeleine drum?
Hold on, only one world, what a happy moat!
Alright, let's grab a drum.
Alright, we'll have to go and do the next game, chat.
Oh my god, is that an energy drink?
You know I never had an energy drink.
I drink myself not too much of an energy drink.
You're on the spot.
Like I'm too scared to be...
If I was to drink it, I would be up all night.
No, I...
I just can't block if we have any of the caffeine.
And like I've watched so many shows, I was a little dying because of the Panera energy.
What? The Panera energy?
Yeah, like the lemonade would fucking kill you because there was just way too much caffeine.
Yeah, you just don't drink that much.
What?
No, I'm really not as scared as I am.
Okay, you know what?
I ain't scaring you.
I, I, I, I think...
I think...
We play League of Legends, you have nothing more to fear.
As bad as it can get us.
Everything's wrong with me.
I've never touched that game and it's my, it's one of the things I'm most proud of.
Edward, can you just dance it around, body up a couple of them, roll, go in and take
it, not gonna try to find his way back onto the ground again and oh, did that.
I will say none has not fallen yet, this is really exhilarating gameplay, 0-0 actually, there's not even a timer on the upper end so I don't even know what we're at, but...
Not wasted on the grounds.
We're in a real boot into nothing, whoa, I don't know if that counts.
Oh, it's what was scored?
Yep.
Wow, and nobody has scored.
This is exhilarating.
And, oh, yes!
Honestly, great stoppage of play there for me.
Uh, no one's happy with how that went there.
Oh, spent over.
But he grieved.
Hands on his hips, wondering when will I get a shot to just kick this fucking thing.
And Yusuf still talking to Chaffee.
Yeah, we just fucked his team, bro.
Enjoy all the attention being done here. Not even showing the angle.
Surely someone scores though.
Oh!
Oh! I'm afraid I'm in the suburb.
If I know anything about the suburbs, if they went to have shots, they're looking to drive next.
Oh! Not to the floor.
Not to the floor, like I play by play of last night for you, chap.
And what do we do now? Let's go?
Edward finally getting some seed behind him as he loses the ball once again.
He's got another fall and another pipe out.
And what a throw there. He hits the sky.
Rose already moving the ball back in the direction of the offense.
And another crossbar.
They plow somehow looking heroic as he fails to make a real save.
Okay, looking for a big pick there.
And blout, there it is.
Hug that one, right there, Bubba.
Giving it the boot, and an immediate return, a white in command of the ball.
I'll be honest, it's just their desire to keep kicking into the abyss that makes
this game so fucking cool.
I mean, I'm down to disqualify both teams.
I'm actually, oh, Mick is arguing with his own team, telling them off.
Okay, good.
Yep.
The time is now to turn.
Yeah.
If we can't have a good game, we would like some good drama.
Are we right, Chad?
Go ahead and say, which of these streamers should be canceled next?
And they find them net.
Let's go ahead and put it on Vlau.
He is the worst person I've ever met.
Oh.
It ticked him.
Oh.
trying to save the ball when he should be saving his chance at having a family.
34 without an heir, he would be slain with this via century or two ago.
In a century he goes 1921 and he'd be fine.
He remembers middle school so far as well.
Go, go, go, go!
Okay, okay.
He was faulted and cheated.
Okay.
Um, yeah, not writing a foot-longer.
A rose shaking his head.
Completely, completely uninduced
with how that went.
Rose, how does it feel being in the back there
really working to get the ball in the offensive end
only to have it be kicked into nothing over and over again?
It's a lot of hard work.
No, I feel like sometimes
we can take our time on the ball.
Yup.
You know, we still got the win, so I'm happy about that.
I wasn't happy about the performance though, what's going on?
So who do you like the least?
Paul, it's the place where you play.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is the hole?
This is the hole.
You know why?
Why?
It's a suburb top.
What does that mean?
I just don't know.
What are they talking about?
I don't know.
I don't understand.
I don't know.
They just talk?
Nothing.
It's disgusting.
Yeah.
Did you know that better?
At least actually seeing Tom.
Really?
Yeah.
That's suburb top.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
I was in our head low key team on getting retired first
You guys can now go home and get a phone like see how does it feel we're gonna get a high-fiber dinner
So we put all in the morning. What are we thinking? No, I'm thinking just you know water Gatorade good recovery a little bit of deadlock
Okay, I gotta hop on deadlock tonight. Okay. Yep. You had a good game
How we feel and how's the commentary
for you guys, Jack.
We've been scraping the bottom of the barrel for a while.
Apparently they called me Nick Lentes.
Yes, they did.
Yes, I did that.
Nick Lentes on the desk.
I'm really going to have to consider everything moving forward.
That's it.
Maybe change the flexion and the voice a little bit.
You know?
You're wigwilding.
No, no, no, no.
I think it got to that point.
We're so good.
We're really rich.
So great.
It is, it is, it is, it's a hunter by his side.
It's a scum!
You, you, you called him?
Uh, here? Where are you at?
Hey, what else, son of a...
I didn't know that.
I, I knew that, I knew Tony Snow that whole day, though.
You told me that was good.
No, but I do remember at the beginning, you coming in and saying,
I'm an actor.
Yeah!
I didn't tell you that.
I never once in my life planned to be a good actor.
I said, I can come out here, I can do a little running,
I didn't know I was playing soccer on Disney Channel.
They're scared of you, they don't want to see you.
They don't want to see you go there, bro, with that hand.
Ah, yeah, let's go.
And Sammy, the fuck you?
What?
Oh, no, what?
Fuck you.
Oh, man.
What if I put it in the sleeve?
I don't have as much in you, bro.
You're just gonna have to.
No way!
What do you mean?
You put it in the sleeve.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just gonna call it.
That's my name, bro.
I mean, I can make money to play soccer.
That's cool.
I can keep football.
Okay, so we just went around. Got it.
You're not making a joke.
I'm here.
Sonny, did you choose Sonny as a name?
Sonny comes from my Chinese name.
What is it in Chinese?
Sonny, like the name of the guy.
Oh, happy son.
Oh, sonny.
Do you know what my name is?
You wake up?
Tell me who this is.
Oh, wait, wait.
Oh, wait.
What's the meaning of this?
So you want minerals to be more wild?
No, that's me.
No, you want to get more wild?
I remember my parents' name.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, I lost my leader back around.
They just won, but they're still in the pool.
They're still in the pool.
Suburb talk.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just not a loser, sorry man. I'm just not a loose bill. This is a winning circle, right? You're not here to win.
I'm going to be honest, it's kind of looking like a runaway victory 14 minutes ago.
College heritage, the concept of national identity here, but it's looking like it's going to be a bit of a bomb.
Well, what do you do now?
Are you going to do anything?
This will be decent as you say, right?
Okay, that's for my son.
Let's go.
Thank you.
We need to meet you on Christmas Eve.
Look, we're going to have to go very, very quickly.
Is there an afternoon?
No, we're at the tent.
That's not the tent.
Okay, so I'll just stop.
We're on Christmas Eve.
That's on the last time I went to Chad's.
I mean, that's time now.
Wow, that's a lot.
Oh
What do you think
I'm not gonna do
I'm not used to like
We don't do that actually. We don't put our hand there.
We don't do that.
No, no, I'm gonna do it more.
I'm so not used to it.
You have no stake in this one.
Strictly on the 5's.
I want some of the quality.
Okay. So, seven...
So, seven OSGS is a very known company.
Let it be known. OSGS is on the...
against Mexico.
Okay, perfect.
Okay, hold on.
We prefer the suburbs keep Mexico out.
No, sir.
Actually, the majority of the suburbs are confiscated.
So, no.
That's not what I was saying.
Okay, so...
Sir, here's something to...
Okay, okay.
Oh, my God.
What do you think that meant?
Okay, so, suburb talks versus OSGS is a match-up of...
And we find the net immediately!
You left from downtown directly through the hands of a destroyed Janney.
So, see, you misidentified Janney, right?
But this is the first time you've done this.
No, no, no.
No, no, I said Daniela.
That's true. I'm crazy. And a big kick there. Can you find that? No.
I slept for three hours because I thought I had to be here at the time that this was supposed to start.
Hold on. There's a lady on the red team. This is new.
Are there e-bugs?
Does it have a like, tree?
Uh, retifolk did not put that shit on it.
What's that thing used for?
Get away!
Oh wait, there are multiple- there are three of them on the team right now.
Yes.
Oh my god, what happened?
I mean, I'm not upset about it, let it be clear.
Okay, balls there at the corner,
they're kind of just kicking it around,
on Suburban Talks, finding a little bit of motion there,
some bright ideas in play, but nothing materializing from it,
as they kick once again into the abyss.
All right, Suburban Talks is a little drunk right now.
I would like to say they all took a couple of shots
before coming back on the game, right through the legs,
there again.
But that is what the Suburbs are
That's a fireball shooting, bro.
It's stealing a couple of Xanaxes from your mother.
I'm going on a drive.
He's the idiot this time.
He's in Mexico.
Let's get something involved back.
I think we're a solid cross there.
And she goes ahead and defaults to have led us
as I'm kicking it into the next game.
I wonder if there's some posturing going on.
It's just about showing that you can do that.
It's yelling out its name.
It's on the field.
Dude, that's crazy.
Suburbs advancing.
College gentrification, the way everything's
turning into a suburb.
Move it.
Handle it out.
Now, they understand that there are a number of different ways to go about motivating it to.
What was that?
That was screaming.
There's a bunch of industry here and there.
Oh, there is.
You ever have the ball being real?
You can find it in his defense mate.
Dave Vance is both forward.
to Mexico really just having fun moving the ball around enjoying this early game
lead feeling confident comfortable even if it can't fall off feeling like too
long
solid kicks coming in here looking for some kind of opening not a lot there I'm
gonna be honest I don't know if it's just a team setting in or just a general
kind of disinterest maybe it's the outcome maybe they're ready to party
I think they're ready for the last dance part.
The last last last dance.
The real last dance.
Big boot there from Felipe.
Back into nothing.
If I were looking on time here,
that'd be on the other side of the half of it.
Wow, it's only been four minutes.
It's only been four minutes.
It just felt like an eternity.
The Nestle's boots into nothing all the way up like that.
One has to question, is there a game plan?
Hey!
Have a lot of boots or is it they don't know?
They're wearing, though, they're two people in really similar outfits.
I don't know which is which, this is not me being entangled with telling people apart.
No, they have identical hairstyles and clothing.
And what a shame!
They're from old Dan!
Oh, shit.
This way.
This was a house.
Oh, yeah.
This is because we need an interesting person to be like,
and...
New Mexico.
Finding its way through the defense.
Not making it.
Yep.
The ball falls out of the house.
I was going to do some, like,
soccer tricks first.
Yeah.
Big kicks to nothing, Danny Vance, all the way down, looking great, he had to consider
his level of style.
That's what the Super Mag is up to.
So how's it going, having a few left there, you know?
I haven't done conditioning in so long, I've just been doing challenging stuff, not like
myself out there.
But back to the game.
You're doing drinking challenges.
Yes, drinking the liver.
No, uh, which side is the rhythm because both sides of my hips were hurting.
Oh, this is the cadence.
Okay.
We didn't mean to do that.
Well, no, because...
I think...
Yeah.
Sunny will give me one.
Uh...
Sunny will give me one.
Uh...
Okay.
She didn't say no.
So I said...
We can do it.
I think it's that.
So, Sati, you know, I started giving a good bounce out there, you know.
Uh-huh.
It was kind of like not too little not too much
Well to be fair we play one more game our next game is against you see
I think you're playing everyone but use it, but yes
Well, you should step onto the field and got his glasses broken and then to the shop right to the big ass
Okay, that's interesting. But what I'm seeing here from this Mexican team. I'm seeing a lot of chemistry
I've been seeing that the coach is raising one of the players
Yeah, I know it's not true
Don't know what's up with that
Yeah, I don't know. I thought Riz was banned for this tournament or else I would have been getting late
I didn't know
Oh, yeah, yeah, so Riz is not banned. It's a high-risk tactic
Oh, okay
High-risk tactic, that's interesting
And it's piss me off that so we're talking they're all low-key sexes. It's better something to piss me off
This guy literally looks perfect right here this guy right here with that. I've been a little something like I want to play against I want to
He's not allowed at the after party
He's not allowed at that point.
Wait, why is he not allowed?
He's not.
He's just a man.
He's not.
He's too sexy.
There's some agnus in there.
OK, OK.
And you know, let me just mention it.
It's like, my eyes have been going.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
He's not necessarily in the center of the plot.
I think he's just wondering what he's going to do next.
He's so mysterious.
Is he going to let that hair man go?
No, I don't know.
I'm not too sure.
You know, but hey, again, you can deploy this now.
I don't know what the rules are like.
Oh!
Can we get barrel bullets?
Oh, so cold!
Felipe, once again, looking like he's just a stalwart present in goal.
Decearing people from even attempting to kick it in.
I would be scared to go against him.
Okay, well, if he just hit that with his hand...
Yo, you know, handhands...
Hey, you'd be lucky to get out of here, you know?
I'm sorry about this guy on the video.
Oh, yeah, just got word, dude, the headband's name is...
Oh! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness gracious!
Oh, that's a wonderful summer vacation.
Shoot a one in Mexico.
You can tell summer to tell summer.
I do not even know.
Mexico is plenty.
You gotta love it.
In today's day and age, watching Team Mexico tell the suburbs that they're here to stay.
Yeah.
We can all give up on that.
They could win something, too.
Nick, can he make the difference?
I'm not too sure.
Does anybody know that a second time she just got back
from Mexico a few hours ago.
They were on a spontaneous Mexico trip drinking.
Oh, and what a save there from Felipe.
I just thought in a word, Nick is 29 with no girlfriend.
29 with no girlfriend?
Don't even talk about what that means for him moving forward.
Well, his uncle is chocked.
To be fair, it can always be worse.
You could be loud.
He's 34.
It could be.
Yep, he could be.
And to be 34, which I mean, now wouldn't be.
You just lost 0 and 2 against a bunch of completely uncompetitive soccer players.
You put a great deal of identity in here, but you just stopped the projectile from reaching
a net.
What are you thinking now, 34?
I'm going to send a different projectile through my head.
That was that performance.
You know, after times we can consider the thoughts are kind of, you know, the projectiles
in and of themselves.
That's an interesting topic that you're bringing up there.
To piggyback on top of that, I am going to say that thoughts are nothing more than actions
in our brains.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's taking a thought and turning it into an action and want to stop that from
the rest.
Really making sure they're in the way of the suburbs.
You can really tell that suburb talks are getting quite tight.
And Felipe again, and look at the team work.
Felipe advances, someone else returns to go in time.
Quite ironically, Felipe is known as the Wall.
The more they call him, nothing is getting past him.
Interesting enough, so why do they call him the Wall?
Well, suddenly to be fair, China also has a very famous Wall.
I do have a Wall.
They call her the Wall.
I am China.
Yep, Sunni is very Chinese.
But now that everybody's going to go huddle up and kind of talk,
We can switch the topic over to you.
Are you currently dating anyone?
No, you know, I'm on top.
I'm 31 years old and I'm mostly
looking to settle into a life of,
you know, mourning and
probably like, I don't know.
Mourning? Okay, we're entering mourning at what age?
Well 30, well, you need to mourn in 25
because it's done. Really 22
you gotta start thinking maybe this isn't for me.
Good thing I'm 16.
Yeah, I mean, well, good thing.
And that's why we invited you here today.
Yes streamers we have a reputation to okay. Yes we do yep. What do you think they're talking about?
You didn't talk about if Romeo should take off the headband. Oh well considering it's some of talks
You're probably talking about something suburb related right like where they're gonna buy overpriced weed nets
I don't know
Whether or not they stand a chance and you know the state finals of whatever
I'm noticing the coach really likes this one play that he has
What's happening there?
Okay, a lot of direct construction, maybe this is a college.
Somebody's been really molding, you know?
Maybe it's going to lose going on there.
No, that's just fine.
Okay, I mean like, I'll be honest.
So, leaving the rest of the team to finish this up.
Oh my God, they're hugging.
They're, um, loud.
Okay, well, because...
Hey!
I think what's happening is...
If the coach's supposed to use the ball...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
...he has to actively work out the tension.
I don't think the coach's supposed to be touching the players, though.
Hey!
loud no wonder she's beginning game time
it's not gymnastics bro you can't do that
don't know what that's going on there
now maybe we have to consider again what it means to bond
oh to bond so we could do no weapons
well I think that more than anything you know it's more about what you do to
be trapped okay that's true man you do the way we bond is we hump each other
Okay, well that in most of the animal kingdom that's actually a guy who's struggling, who's typically winning in that balance?
It's not really winning, we both win.
Okay so it's about that you know that regardless it's that you're both challenging each other to do better, to take more, right?
See, what is life if not challenging yourself every day?
They say that often and I think that one thing that we have to consider is really liming it back and thinking
when is Blaug gonna challenge himself to grow up?
Wow, that's a good point.
I don't know, he wants a photo with me and talk to you.
Yeah, he said you ought to last meet him at Fisherville.
Alright, oh shit, okay.
Yeah, tell him I got him, bro, don't worry.
You see, he seems so genuine, bro.
He's so appreciate that you're saying he supports y'all
and that's why y'all stuff.
He's like, oh my gosh, I'm not married yet.
Oh my gosh.
But the topic attention for me is kind of
the last dance tonight.
Is everyone ready for the last dance?
No, it's like the last, last, last dance.
No, we can go.
Oh, let's go.
You sure he does not want to photo with Rick Wilde?
You know, I told him I'm busy.
I got a whole bunch of people.
Oh, that's what you thought of?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I love this game.
You think he's going to win this one, right?
I just think it's crazy that you guys would let someone so device you in, like he's a
fan of LSTS.
Oh, um, I don't know who he is.
Is he doing it?
Yes, he's doing it.
He's doing it.
Let me go!
Danny Banner some competition!
What the fuck was that, Dan?
Stop touching the players and appropriately!
Watch your hands, Colts! Watch your hands!
Call him Danny Banner the way the other team is raising one.
What the fuck?
Get him back into it.
Oh and again just into nothing you got a question they kick with such force with
such confidence nothing scared of the ball but not her coach
I don't wonder what's going on one kind of contact is totally on the table
hey Danny kick it just as you know that all right there we go we're advancing
the ball so Nick are you scared of the goal Nick are you scared of the goal
Are you scared? Let me know!
Let me know!
Oh, next up is really?
Really?
You got a mid-dance thing?
Yeah, come with the fucks on.
You got a mid-dance thing?
So this is what being a commentator is.
It's actually just talking directly to the team.
Oh, okay.
The audience doesn't matter.
What you do is just put the shit out of it.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm gonna get him.
Felipe, showing he's got what it takes
as he's going a million miles an hour
the round mound of rebound in the building
and it is bouncing off his chest.
That is a lot of...
The object in motion must stay in motion, and that ball is getting thwarted!
He is rolling! He is diving!
He is doing everything it takes to keep his team in competition!
I don't think Felipe has such a boot on him.
You think Felipe has such a boot on him?
Yeah, it's a lot of...
Look at the command here. Look at the power. Look at the awe of the presence.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I just really know.
All right, I have now equipped Patties, I'm ready to watch.
No change, oh my god.
Next thing you try is if that fashion fit would come in and take photos of you with it.
What's the score?
He's that big a fan.
3-1.
3-1 in Mexico.
I'm here rolling in the stream. I'm not looking at anything.
I'm here.
So I'm very fast right here.
That handsome guy over here.
I know a suburb talks a lot.
They talk a lot. That's one thing about them. They like to talk.
And they're not backing it up. This is really primary.
You know, the things that they left the suburb.
Yeah, well, they lost my power. They don't have cultural relevance.
Yeah, they're not used to this.
Their fingers are not in the floats, you know?
No.
Make sure you yawn for the broadcast.
Wow.
So what are you thinking about right now?
I'm not talking.
OK.
Oh, let's think of this maybe playing a game.
Oh, oh, oh, right, right, oh.
Let me just give you a goalie for the last five minutes
of this year.
Oh, really?
Let's play.
She's going to be goalie soon.
This is a long time.
I mean.
No, no.
as much kicks in as much as like...
I don't know, I feel like I've been holding so much for the past 35 years.
You don't seem like you're going to put me down on that.
I don't even think I've been put on that.
I think before I'm going to kick as hard as possible.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Sandy's been writing this, he's made sure to read out every mean comment.
And that's in, that's up, no, that is behind the net, like I said, gentlemen.
Felipe, really sacrificing the body once again.
Yeah.
He has a lot of pressure, I feel like he's been in pain for it.
Look at that.
It's not just gumption, you know.
It's just got the leaf that, no matter what's going on,
he can take command of it, you know?
If he needs to come at a goal and really force the issue, he does it.
Alright, action!
Clicking here at the corner.
What is the score right now, Sonny?
That is 3 to 1, Team Mexico.
3 to 1, Team Mexico.
Diva.
What does Sonny's love?
5 minutes left.
Some of us still does.
And what a stop by Jenny.
Here you go.
Trying to make up for all of his fuck-ups here.
Is this Nick?
Yeah, wait, come here!
I'm not!
Well...
Okay, I'll chat.
Open up!
I'm not!
What'd you say Fry's doing?
Fry's...
Oh my god imagine we have a barbecue right now bro.
You are like you can only think of food in a hundred.
This is crazy.
I've never seen it.
I can tell you can smell it in your food.
What if we had a barbecue right in the middle of it?
Wait would you like to take a celebrity appearance as a little kid?
No universe?
Oh, we're not the...
Okay, okay.
Oh, you hungry?
Oh, so you guys are both hungry?
Oh, you're hungry? Oh, I think you guys are both hungry.
I'm firmly in place.
You guys do OSDS basketball, you call me up.
Oh, wait, why won't you...
Why don't you, uh...
Let's be in love, let's be in love.
Well, because, uh, Ludwig and I are in an ongoing feud.
Oh...
He punched me in the face, he said my mom deserved to die.
deserve to die what I said I got this on and then he said he said he said
sometimes I look at you know all the viewers and I just I don't get like
into the name it sounds like it does sound like when I was 23 I wrote a
I'm gonna take that idea, but do it worse.
So he's like, he's like, weight-wonder, the trash.
I saw people called him weight-wonder the trash.
That sounds pretty much like one way.
I never really realized that, so not.
Yeah, you know, it's tough.
It's tough.
Oh, and what a cool little back kick to the other team.
Yeah, when they do a showdown text,
I realize they want to look too cool,
But too cool is not going to win you this sort of thing.
Do you have any friends or something that you feel like that?
It's not too hard to look cool.
I've been taught it in a bunch of years.
I've just noticed the old part of it.
Oh, go ahead and build on that.
So is it unsuccessful?
Yeah, it isn't a little bit unsuccessful.
You walk around with your butt,
it's a little bit awkward.
I mean, I feel like, you know,
I'm just being me and people think that's cool.
So when you say why are you here,
why are you coming in public?
No, no, no, no.
I mean, the second person is my brother.
He keeps his brother by the bottom.
He's the best.
He's the best, but the hug, actually.
This is nice to me, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Okay, don't worry.
We'll still be getting the hug for that.
Oh, well done.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
Okay, well, Sunny, the micro banks incident,
don't know what you're thinking with that one.
I don't know who you feel like.
Did you cut your own banks?
What bank?
Well, Sunny, ever since you cut your bank,
every since you cut your bank,
you've been wearing that hat.
You've been wearing that hat.
Yeah, she's doing
Hide in the hairline wait wait you got any advice for a man who could be violent I think knives might be boring
Oh, oh, it might be actually want advice from say, okay?
Okay, I hope that's for one day, and then my dick wasn't working so I hope that I don't think it works
Well, I don't know I sort of panicking with the most
From what I've heard from you today you can stand to have your dick work a little less, okay?
I'm having a few off-stream discussions and I thought those were off-stream, but no, it's cool.
The thing about this game, and the thing about this game, it is very innocent.
Off the pipe!
I mean, it is wonderful.
Yeah.
Something familiar.
The sport of football is beautiful.
Exactly.
Um, no.
Show me your head.
You don't know what's here.
Show me that thing.
Pop that head.
Let me see it tonight.
Okay.
You're fine.
You're the size?
I'm sorry, I missed you there on the phone.
What happened?
What's the problem?
It's not too good.
I'm only 28 all the time.
I'm 22.
Dude, if you're worried about it, just take it.
It was like, dude, my friend's on my bed.
Yeah, but then it wasn't working.
It took a day.
Yeah.
Give it to a couple of months and see if you like it.
You know, just get on.
Did your dick actually stop working?
I didn't want to do it.
Is it because you're like an asshole?
I was like, dude, just use it.
Yeah, you've worked it.
Yeah, yeah, Mr. Cheat's out there.
What's up, man?
No, not my friend.
Oh my god! Oh my god! It might go into penalties! This is quite unexpected! Go, go, go, go, go, go, it's unexpected!
What a shift there!
They have 30 seconds and no one scores and will go straight into penalties!
The tale is all this time here.
Team Mexico, looking to find redemption here,
is being so glad to shake up in their first time.
The first game of the week was just strong.
Maybe they weren't even supposed to fail.
No, you said you're not even playing regenerate.
No, no, no. Listen.
I want to see you back on the sideline talking to our chat, okay?
I want to see you keeping them riled up.
That's your job, man.
Alright, don't forget it.
Okay, I'm about to end my PY.
I'm making a bunch of sales.
What about you?
You know, he's a mystery. He's just a drug.
I'm getting, you know, he's got the ability to flex.
He's got a feline kind of energy to him.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, good.
How are you going to lose that?
I'm sending you to feel embodied. You feel more like yourself.
You feel more like myself.
So what are your favorite things about your parents?
I love how fat they are.
I love walking around the apartment,
Like when they walk around the apartment and they're surprised on the floor and they love it
So, Sony how does it feel to be killing your cats?
Oh no no no no no
She's only mildew
How bad is this cat?
Nobody even described that seems like more than
No no no
Like they can't move?
No no she's only mildew
You can just walk
Hold on hold on hold on
Okay, talking with, say when
Uh, keep going
You're always in line, bro.
I don't, I don't, right there, right there.
And what they want to send is, she's to blame her mom for cleaning you.
Three more, two minutes.
Yeah, look at, I, but then she's not losing weight.
I'm not.
I don't really work with that.
And then it's not making that bad of a deal.
You want to keep yourself esteemed down so they don't leave you.
No, no, no.
It's because when somebody opens the door, she really tries to run.
So, so, somebody likes them slow.
Yeah.
Is this a tagging 30 seconds left?
Yeah.
I've never I've never even played against you. I have no idea how to start the word. Oh, yeah
I love that that people was like
Probably like too much today. What's your sport? Do you have a sport you like?
I run track and I still want to stay in the nationals in and out but like you're not fucking running
Oh, you're there.
Oh, I remember 400.
You're fucking nice.
That's a fucked up run.
Yeah, they tried to make me do that.
They tried to make me do that. That's a fucked up run.
That is literally the hardest run you can do.
It's a perfect mix of a run that can interroll that play.
You cannot specialize. You are fucked.
Fuck that.
It's good.
Oh, it seems like we have a crowd in front of that answers.
We got those thieves?
We're really loving just how incapable of seeing the field we are today.
It's okay, we haven't really talked about the action. What a kick that was.
Alright, last 36 games, sir.
You know what's going on?
You know what's going to happen?
Go to stuff like a soda puddle.
I just don't want you there. Team Mexico, go ahead and stake in the ball.
What the hell, Johnny? It's the latest goal.
What the fuck?
I think I saw him.
The coach is no.
He's a little guy.
Oh, yeah, he's just injured.
Okay, wait, who's injured?
The bowling king.
Hey.
He didn't play because he got injured yesterday.
Oh!
Yeah, things are starting to get disrespectful.
Those are the words being used around about the players in the field right now.
Hey, that's why I like that.
Felipe showing that he's got that motion saving the ball
The wall turning into the build-up what a machine he is
That's game. We're moving to penalties. We are moving to penalties. It takes an entire game, guys.
I'm not sure if it's penalty time, but I've noticed that everybody's been on the field.
Yep, yep. So what's going to happen is you're probably going to have a disorganized nest there for a bit.
Is everyone farm-flowin' traps?
And we're going to have to stay here and pretend like there's anything to talk about.
Right, right, right, right, right.
So, you know, probably talk about your fat cats. You have one fat cat.
Is the other one skinny? You have two cats?
Yeah, yeah.
Well I just bought him, so you know I'm gonna let him eat it.
So they will get fat?
Yeah.
Okay.
It is inevitable.
He actually eats more than my fat cat.
Like if he'll finish his meal and then he'll start trying to eat my other nuts.
Okay, what's the name of this one?
Uh, Poro.
Poro.
That's a little less.
Oh, I thought it was gonna be like, cause you're gonna be like a Poro cat.
It's so fat.
What do you do?
I don't get that one.
I got it.
No, no, I don't get it.
No, no, you got to feed it to me.
Can you explain this to me?
So what I was doing is still pretty good.
So typically, you'd be like, oh man, it's churcadic.
And listen to it in the back.
But instead of like a plug, you know, you go along.
Listen, listen to that.
Oh, OK.
I don't know.
I'm mostly, I was here to kind of make fun
of the fact that we're being super old and archie
for, um, uh, with and a lot.
Um, you know, mostly in fast content.
But Matt, he was actually playing soccer pretty well,
so I'm lost.
So this is like the semi-final?
I'm retired from all of them.
You're aside from Raffi.
I'm like, congratulations.
You're right.
I'm going to be honest, man.
You made a lot of...
Sometimes you got the calls you don't want, right?
I think that often that...
We know about the old Scottie Foster call-in, you know?
Like, he can have a real shit ref,
change the trajectory of a series.
What do you mean by that?
He gave one call to me and I stopped him.
You're not the guy Adam Silver's calling in to ring the championship.
I'm solid.
You're the guy who's going to wreck the boys' playing.
You know like the drunk dad in a high school football game?
LIKE THE BOSS PLAYS!
That's like your their favorite rest.
I'll have this kind of backhanded compliment, I'm a little bit confused.
No, no, no, no, I, you know, right?
Oh, I see that.
You know, I think it's about the people having the most fun.
Did you have fun?
That's the weakest thing I ever heard.
I'm going to make fun of how poor they are.
I'm going to say, I'm going to be honest, I think right now, the winner is Chad because
they got to watch their favorite creators play terribly.
And everyone loves to be and feel better than their favorite content.
So for anybody watching, who did the absolute worst?
Who did you enjoy watching perform more than that?
And I think it's important to draw attention to the people you couldn't even watch perform
Maybe people who decided to take a seat the whole time
Really chill on the bench
Yu-Gi, Yu-Sif, Yass, Sunny
Sunny been here playing
Yu-Sif, Wendy, J.R.K.
Oh I thought that was J
Yu-Ad-Ref
Alright bro, alright you're okay
We were getting good sleep
Alright
Yo, get ready
No, no, no
Let's end this.
No, no.
Hey, hey.
Go, sir.
Hey, you're like...
Okay, yeah.
Roll out the field.
I'm going to get the field.
Roll out the field.
Thank you, brother.
Red, red.
Thank you.
And this is a little, like, something to be hate.
These are first events.
You know what I mean?
But, like, next time we got some.
Hey, get your teammates.
Start going, guys.
Hey, guys, more.
Hey, no, no.
YBG.
Hey, guys, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
All right.
Don't fuck it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't sniff it, so you're wet right there.
I know you're gonna have to be right there.
Come on, let's go.
Yeah!
Let's go, let's go!
We got to be on lock, bro.
Go, go, go.
Get in there, get in there.
Hey, he's gonna go middle!
I made his hands, I'm gonna make him smile, you know?
Hey, don't go left, man.
I'm gonna go right here.
Oh, look, he's cheating!
Hey, he's murdering, he's cheating!
Gotta trust the ball!
He's not built for this!
Relax, relax, relax!
Yeah!
That's it!
Don't do it, you get to do it.
No, no, no, no, because I think I touched it.
I touched it, no.
You have to make sure it's over.
Sorry, Chad.
Danny, you got this.
This is the weakest one, Danny.
Hey, don't listen to him, Danny.
Hey, don't listen to him.
Hey, what's your head doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I got this.
I think I can be nice.
This little boy.
This shit.
Come on.
You're born for this.
You're born for the foot fungus.
You ready for me?
Hey, you got a bad toe, gamey?
Hey, put the toe down here!
Oh my god.
Uh, gracias.
Guia Colada.
Leamo.
What did you order?
Mezla.
Where is that?
They started eating it at the restaurant.
You got done on, dude.
Okay
Double fisting
What is it?
Soldering to man
I would understand it better than these, but shoulders, that's something I've never seen
in my life.
No, no, no.
The first ever.
You know, this is, I gotta say, I've never been more grateful than I have access to
chat.
I remember.
I'm here just throwing out, I'm throwing airballs left and right, three hours of sleep,
rambling, taking over the broadcast, making it mine, and you know what, J-Nab wouldn't
have it any other way.
Hold on let me see describe describe his commentary in one word. Yeah, let me see
W wave cinema
Elite
You know, we lost a lot of those comparisons earlier, that's good.
Funny is, Carl Malau, question mark?
Yeah.
They have a lot of skirmishers.
Mostly he's throwing them up and she's slamming it down.
Yeah.
Yeah, slamming it down.
He's like a 20-year-old.
Yeah, maybe.
And you know, you could say that the difference in skill is like, you know, if you were
to take like someone who's around, I don't know, 13.
It feels like a crime.
Someone's got to start talking about this.
Of course, I'm John Stockin in terms of my beliefs.
Yes, yes.
Now, what we can see, sorry, do you have anything wrong with having a past personality and lost
on that?
I'm just listening.
Do you know Bal well enough to be mad about this?
Do we understand trauma alone?
Yeah, I'm just saying.
I'm sorry.
Let's take a question.
What makes you happy?
What makes me happy?
I like going live.
I like playing basketball.
I like, you know, keeping in touch.
Are you a Hornets fan?
Or do you just like to drift?
No, my homie gave me the anxiety.
I'm aware of these homies.
Who do you watch?
Giverton?
I'll find Virginia so we don't have a team close to guys and wizards.
I love the Wizards.
See, if they would back you up, I'd look like toast.
Do I look like toast to you?
Yo!
Okay, okay.
Sunny's thinking about me.
Are you?
No.
So when you're thinking about League, what exactly is it the game players,
is it the social experience?
Is it the crushing weight of everyone's disappointment converging on you?
I'm gonna play A-Ram to A-Ham.
A-Ram to A-Ham.
What happens in A-Ram to A-Ham?
Do you get augmented?
I don't know. I've never...
I've never even downloaded the game.
I haven't taken the field right now.
We have a heavyweight bout.
Team chopped.
Led by Yusef now taking the field.
Being so kind as to look away from his chapter a little bit.
Against
O-S-C-S.
What's the...
What's up what's the oh wait give me up nah wait wait we need a better chance than
that on birds. On birds? Yeah. Do you know what that means?
That's what I'm saying on birds. I don't think I'm at home. Is that something that we got?
That's real. Yeah. Okay okay I'm gonna see you. Okay you down with the toms huh? Yeah yeah yeah.
I like that out of you. I like that out of you.
Oh, we want Jada effects. Let's go Jada, let's go. Wait, he's down the field. And he's
still in the chair! O-S-C-S, O-S-C-S, let's go. Wait. Damn, how do you do it?
I'm gonna be honest. You don't have to do that. You're in the commentary room.
No, I'm off on the phone. I'm off to say what we do. Now, the story middle here is you guys.
I'm looking to prove himself right now.
Okay, there we go.
Not showing any bias here in the commentary.
Boop just kind of shouting at me.
Anything at all, she says to J. Deb,
who once again denies the call.
Going in, booting it up field here.
Santi, you gotta find a way to fuck this up somehow.
I'm sure.
Archie, that's a good heads-up pass.
Santi not delivering there.
On some chop shit right now!
Fucking hell!
Ash, make a little corner for the chop.
Look at me in the corner.
Um, Sabah completely eclipsing my view of the action.
Taking up the entire field of vision.
How could she?
We are back at a Yu-Gi-
Looking for more!
Find him!
His knee is one again!
Okay, I like that he aren't he go ahead and just kind of throw another shot up as
Sonsy makes his way to the corner once again
Sova guest commentary right now. Who do you have in this bout?
Oh sova dotting the white uni
She is a pinch hitter in today's match. How does that move the needle will see I?
I expect um okay hold on moving up the field here what can we okay terrible
kicks their head back into Rose Rose looking for a point of
I like Archie's debuts, but the question is how is he bringing himself to chase me?
I like Archie's debuts!
What's so fun?
God damn!
Hold on, okay, wait.
Good moves there.
It's not an injury, it's just kind of...
Oh wait, now it's with a little limp.
Okay, okay.
Building drama, building injury.
He clutches at his ankle feeble. He should be clutching at his knee grab his what in Twisted
I go slow to six seven yo someone like grab his job
Well, it's about it's about violence, you know, okay
Finding it's on T Santi fighting at the archie Santi responsible for creating some kind of stability here on the sideline
and capable of doing so, a lot of kicks into the abyss.
Score is again 1-0 to my knowledge, going to Team Shopped.
And that is a trip there at Center Field.
What's going to happen here is, Yugi
is going to press around a little bit,
do his little dance, Redify, going
to show exactly how useless he is outside of that May
uniform.
I need him to metamorphosize into a cute little cat girl,
ASAP.
Well, I'm going to lose my shit.
Wait a second, wait a second.
I don't like what you said that.
I like the way you said it.
Welcome to Commentary.
I don't like what you said that.
I don't like the way he said that.
Why does it have to be little?
Oh, well, it's spiritual.
He's dainty.
He is dainty.
Yeah.
He's just tall, so you can't tell, but he's dainty.
Yeah.
No, it has nothing to do with the actual stature.
It has everything to do with the sort of feebleness
he embodies.
Well, I don't know about that.
Why did somebody just say petite?
That was the word I was looking for.
Can we please stop in Guapo, please?
Where is Guapo?
He's been standing on the side for the past two days.
The problem is that Guapo can't take the field at the same time as Sava, so we have an issue with him.
I was talking to Guapo earlier before we started. He had a vape in his hand.
He had a big bite. He had a pop-eye chicken.
And after 20 minutes, I found out he was actually playing for a shoot.
While he was doing those things?
Yes, to short. Guapo is also training to be a great boxer.
That's Pete, man. You got it. You got it.
Make it seem a big part of that.
He said it.
Wait, hold on.
Okay, they're looking at the ball back here.
OSCS trying to find a little bit of hope here.
Array of light and a sea of dark.
What can happen here?
Ash?
Looking for a point of entry.
YBG insisting again
that everyone come to his last dance.
What?
YBG don't?
Yes, exactly.
What?
I like that defense out of Yorkie
His defense right now he's watching the game keep me stopping. No
Making fun of J. David
Not been watching the game. Oh God, you think they care
We start thinking that the game matters you and realizing that most people are just listening
Nuz, I don't really know what he's doing, man.
Oh!
What are you saying?
I like that.
Vima!
That is a shock.
I love to see a lot of it.
It's the same half the post, and then half the back of his head.
Back of his head.
Oh, now he's doing pull ups on the door.
Yeah, Rob, I'm trying to save it a little more if I show him the ass and the upper body strength.
He's never going to be able to shed that name, is he?
What?
All right, ladies, he's calling for blood, saying, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
Oh, and they are on the map, and she has gone through it.
He has gone through it.
Being pulled up here, look at that camaraderie brotherhood, great TV.
I see it in a different way.
I see it as weakness.
He's going to go back and stop.
It's true.
only one to one. But perhaps. Four more minutes. One to one.
Kill him!
Watch someone say,
Kill him!
Just kill them.
Watch someone say,
I is right.
I am right.
Move again.
I hit my thumb!
To no avail.
Kill him!
Get the ball out of bounds once again.
I swear to God, I've never wanted bumpers on a soccer game more in my life.
This has been an inbounding simulator.
Oh, and just completely over his head.
Man, oh man, should have been a little taller.
Sonny, who do you feel, um, who do you feel like that about?
Someone where it's like, I-H-Y-L-D.
I hate you! Let's fucking die!
Kill him! Kill him, Margie!
You need to say it to a specific person.
And kick out and bounce again.
We're pulling out of Redify right now.
Let's see if the referee's agreed.
Looks like they do.
White is going to be inbound in the ball.
Ubi finding his way into space, looking to just kind of be in the center of things,
making about him, do what he can to have a big moment here.
They just needed a little bit of technical work.
That's all.
I think team work-wise, yeah, in general.
They just need a strike.
We need that right here.
It's the little things.
It's the touch.
Looking for a cross here.
I like that sculley!
Oh, man!
This is the upper 90.
Good idea.
I like that out of you!
But here's the thing.
Raw Dog right in the center of the cage,
he's going to be a lot to get through here.
And what a kick to happen.
I've seen him play four games.
He used to be kicking the ball.
He just kicked.
That's all he did.
He just been to kick that hoe, wherever it goes, it goes.
Me when I first discovered soccer.
I'm about to say, this man, he just
hit that hoe as hard as he can to hope that it goes.
Hey, I like the guy.
So that's how they do this, kick it?
They kick it?
Mm.
Oh, yeah!
I like the negativity.
That's the best, you know.
Take your time.
I like that out of you, you even.
Yeah, let's get negative.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Okay, from the commentary booth, we are asking for a little more drama.
Yes.
We want that.
Yes.
I need someone to try.
I need someone to engage in a little infidelity.
Funny, funny, funny.
Hand-to-hand combat, OSDS versus Gray Team.
Who won it?
You mean the white team here?
I was so fucking fat. I was looking at my fucking fat. Now I eat apples
And then he's just like eating an apple like a barbarian
See I'm crazy
Why, you two, how is that consistent with his love life?
I ask you.
Yeah, we're close to the bottom of this world.
Yeah.
Does he have a habit of aiming high with things, Sonny?
I think he just puts too much pressure behind the door.
Mm, so you're a push shot.
Why did you drop that?
What do you think is the conclusion?
No, she said that he's got a lot of power in his kick,
dude.
Why does that mean he's a push shot?
Well, that's what you tell us.
He's got to put on it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Have you ever, have you ever heard like others,
he's got a good foot.
Like I said, I'm not.
That's not what you were saying.
That's not what you were infuriating with the comment.
That's not what you were saying.
Like he could even be a footballer.
I, I, I never even even heard him say that.
Good model?
What are you talking about?
I'm just happy to be here.
Yeah.
Sonny, I have a question for you.
Yeah?
Uh, if, unless you have something
to put out on top,
how do you feel like this affects your legacy?
She's gonna go on my brain,
I shouldn't go on.
I shouldn't go on my brain.
Say something to that.
Oh, that's just always wins.
Oh, obviously giving me a microphone may even give me a second.
Oh, that's just always wins.
I think, I think always wins are going to pull this one out.
And even if we don't win,
we still win.
We still win because we play together.
Except for you.
Alright, after school special ass.
I want blood! Fight each other!
I'll let you taste on a punch out of him in the f**king head right now.
Yes, together. All of us. All of us together.
Wow.
Casey's gotta get this roughed up.
Guapo, retiring the jersey, saying,
This isn't for me.
He's got this hard out there like he's too.
Whoa, nobody knows what it's called.
No, I'm talking about a lot of stuff.
No, it's cool. It's good.
Just play. Just play.
Thank you, guys.
Jesus.
Oh, wow.
I don't think so.
Look, look.
Like this happens, this happens, this happens, this happens.
He's in quote, OSCS has a point in the bag, right?
He's in quote, and we have people walking up, arguing, arguing, arguing, arguing.
You know, you know, you have people who value, like the difference is like, okay look, they have a bench warmer.
Like he doesn't feel comfortable in that position.
They have a bench warmer, this is exactly who he wants to be.
He wants to be seated in the chair, watching everything manifest.
What now?
Like hey, Jada, how happy are you right now? 1-10.
That's fucking right baby. That's a 10 out of a jay down.
I got some decent torches.
On yourself or what are we talking about here?
Bro, y'all didn't see the decent catch, right?
I had to do face and stop.
Okay.
I got you the one, bro.
Damn, back up.
My dog right there.
It's not moving.
You didn't get a damn on the steel ball defender.
60 on five. You going dumb, bro.
I got her.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're fresh here, we're here for you, well, we're here for you.
Alright man.
Come on, come on.
You got it, you got it.
Let's go into line.
Oh yeah, no, I got it, I got it.
Come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no, that's alright, bro.
That's alright, that's alright.
Wow!
Oh!
I like this!
Oh my God!
You know what dude?
Saki!
What I love to see about that is that that to me is what Saki's all about, okay?
He hasn't done much all game every now and then he takes a bold shot and it's so damn
Hey, go ahead and give them words of encouragement, baby.
What do you need to hear?
Yeah, I got you, man.
Come on.
Go harder.
Oh, and you're not going to play.
You're good.
Man, oh man, no.
You're good.
No, it's not good.
For anybody watching right now, watching them home, who do y'all think is the
MVP of OSCS at the current moment?
If you had to give a player the game, who would you give it to?
It's got to be Jada.
Jada
We're talking about confusion, right?
If you have tension from the bench, where does it go? You know, it's like the average morden
It's those veteran presence in the locker room. I'm saying a lot of you. I'm seeing a lot of you
I'm seeing a lot. I'm seeing
You guys understand me, look at that Saunty.
He is, though. He's nice.
He looks like Chris Kyle out there.
Nah, that boy's going down.
Okay, maybe more Saunty's now.
It might be more Saunty's.
Saunty, oh, I'm seeing him back.
Saunty.
I'm seeing him.
Oh, wow.
Okay, so we look for what we want to see.
I didn't see that.
Wopper!
He's doing a little thing with his foot.
Don't really fuck with it.
What?
Yeah!
You're here for his guacbo.
Don't really fuck with it.
Sonny!
Going out for blood.
30 seconds into his play already catching diabolical strings.
I'm in my life.
Oh, yeah.
Look right there.
Yeah!
How many cats do you think you can't own at once?
Is that a goal?
You know when you ask some people how many kids you want to have and they know, that's
you with cats?
Yeah, I don't really know about cats.
I already have friends with the whole League of Legends thing that we weren't in that.
Yeah.
The case on lead, no case on the right here, case on the right here, case on the Rulo.
Out of the kick there, right, Rose a decent cross, nothing materializing from it, Unionine
being at the stand up back, looking for an opening, Saddi just fucking shoot it, King.
I mean
You know what sonny I love how much you love your friends
I do, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's great.
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, I like that, I was going down, I like that, I like that!
Hold on, hold on, I like that!
Can you sell it?
I like that, I like that!
Maybe you grab it on the joint, can you make an ankle?
Something to really show that you are in pain.
Archie is my MVP.
Archie's getting busy, Archie not going like that.
Archie out there playing defense, Archie out there,
hustling, I like that, I like that!
You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it!
You can take, ah, everything about Archie,
The way he runs, it kind of reminds me of like, how a toddler runs, but like taller.
But like, with gusto.
Oh, and another one down.
There's Bob!
Bob!
Archie Chestnut?
Yeah.
I don't know what you're doing.
That is Archie!
And things that look intending here!
That is YBG!
He's taking it to the NAD!
Ooh!
Grab it, the NFL there from Ash!
We got two down, we got two down!
We got five!
Santi's fucking dead!
Santi!
Killed once again!
Oh no!
What will he do?
Okay hold on, he's getting his strength back.
I didn't know, wait how did Santi fall?
I didn't even see what happened, I saw Santi down.
You got hit?
Yeah.
It looked like he got hit in the stomach.
He's having a bad...
He's having a knee.
Okay.
He got his ankle.
They're gathering around? Let's go ahead and...
Launching him down, and then Ash was down as well.
Someone gave him a diet coke.
Oh my god, did we have diet coke for him?
Oh god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god. What is he gonna do?
Okay, we gotta breathe.
Oh my god. We need diet coke.
Oh my god.
Give him a buzz ball quick.
He needs a diet coke!
He needs a cigarette!
He needs a diet coke!
He's like, of course he's completing.
Okay.
Yeah, no, let's see if there's that.
He's like genuinely hurt.
Hold on, let me see if there's diet coke.
Let me know in your comments.
He's like, actually hurt.
I hope he's good there for real.
You can tell.
He would have caught up on you if he wasn't there.
He wouldn't have caught up on you if he wasn't here.
Yeah, but this is not a cell anymore, so there's a lot of stoppage.
I have no commentary for this.
He sucks, so if he's all right.
He's getting up there, helping the friends, power friendship.
Raw Dog Moon showing some sportsmanship here.
This is me, look.
Oh, yeah.
He's actually there.
I don't have diet coke.
This is Sonny.
Oh, my God.
OK.
Hold on.
Sub Sonny in?
That's what I was saying.
Sonny, they need you.
Why did I not something to enjoy that?
I think he'll be okay though.
Maybe not able to play again, but I think he'll be okay.
The fact he can stand and then he was good, but he's definitely going to go for sure.
One thing to point out though, he is not fine. I see no tears.
No thanks.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's Satan?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, it's feeling sunny out right now
Is he good
The night is dark
What happened
Are you gonna try to play again?
I've got enough on knees to know how we handle this situation
Give me your advice, we definitely don't want Pops.
I want Diet Coke.
No snappy, no crackles, you should probably go ahead and try a different song for tonight.
His balls pop.
That's not the best song we've seen.
I mean, we don't know for sure.
Now we're having an excuse for getting Pops.
Yeah, it looks like in my pocket.
Alright, so walk a little bit, see if you can put a pressure on it.
You have to wait on it, wait to charge your phone and see if you can.
There, I heard Gable around.
Yeah, I'm talking.
Wait, wait, wait!
Come on!
Tell me what.
Jerk Lord!
That's his name!
Jerk Lord, because he's, you know...
Jada!
He's long been.
time in the game you know he's much so much focus okay okay so now we do have
to acknowledge here lost in the chaos of the traffic injury um you know let me do
saving the game with the body standing in front of it that's something that's
his moment I can't stop touching shit with his hands
Even when he finally gets put in the game, he still wants to use his own hand.
Tough, tough, tough.
He weeps now.
Definitely overwhelmed with the pressure to perform.
Let's go ahead and get it together, King.
Lock in.
You know he's just going to shoot us at the hardest he can, you know that.
Well, yeah, probably a bit too soon if I were to guess.
No, you know, it's not going to be easy.
Okay.
I don't know what I watched though.
I don't know what I watched
I'm telling you these kids live yes, I think he has a goal
You know oh and what I didn't know goes do we need him?
I don't think you got out of the case what was saying all the way to me, please oh
Oh
Ask him for more than he could handle
That is
Why? Why do you think it's a game?
Most of soccer is acting.
It's a game for actors and liars.
Do you guys think it's going to play?
1-1.
It's a 1-1.
What was the call? It confused.
The call was...
You know, trade a far better call.
It's A-C-S ball.
It's ball.
No one touched me.
Nobody touched me.
Yeah!
It's been straight here!
My RKW initiative there decided
I gotta do a spousal.
I touched it all.
It's literally a ball.
I think maybe you might have touched this monitor a little too much.
No. You give him a number lot.
Literally, you give him a number why.
He's like my favorite
Arky in pursuit take it to the corner and it is back out of bounds. Okay, let's inbound again
Now that's what I call a stalker
Have you ever done actual commentary before?
I mean, I don't feel like this one but like I typically have more sleep and more intel so right
He got divorced for it though.
Would you say you're a soccer fan?
I don't know this.
I have no idea bro.
I just...
And he's kicking it across the guy
and now he's...
Alright, use it. Go ahead and use that now.
Hey, Dad!
Hey, Dad, the second content is
even so much as threatened.
Cowering. Hands up.
Don't touch me. I'll shoot.
No, no, no, no.
I don't know if Saunty got like Jason Tatum air looped it out of the arena.
He's already under anesthesia.
I think the OCS has the edge of penalty you can do, I think that the other team is just
going to kick.
They just seem to kick me out as best as I can, but then I think I'm sorry, it's just power, it's just power.
The question is, what if he has his experience edging on the side?
I think that'll help, that will end the whole day.
30 seconds!
Keeping it right.
30 seconds!
Let's see if they can convert this last possession into a goal.
30 seconds.
The real key here is going to be to score on the ball.
The real key is going to score, you got it!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Arkey, Arkey.
Whoa!
Good effort on, good effort.
Good effort.
Get the ball out.
Good effort, all the money.
And way to run the clock out there,
Arkey bring it to penalties there.
And every now and then, you've got to think about
how assuming this does go in favor of OSDS, right son?
We have to acknowledge that they picked
the hardest road, the hardest path.
Right?
They went ahead and they said,
We're going to put together the greatest team of female athletes in the world.
Look at that.
That's even more great.
Look at that.
Exactly.
Well, a lot of times, what J.D.A. just do is making sure that the players are nice and
cooled off, you know?
Go from the side and then, kid, you need a water or lemonade.
I have some in the fridge.
Are you good?
Do you want the fan on?
Okay.
We're going to go back to sitting.
Archie.
Oh, limping.
Archie, you all right?
How are you doing?
You good?
He's on his feet, he's on his feet?
He's on his feet?
See, I think, I think he is limping.
Oh, he is limping?
Give us about 10 minutes.
I think it's going to be the size of a fucking water mountain.
So you can get a handle of it.
It's not in giant guards.
Yeah.
How are we feeling?
Even if you can't kick it hard.
If you can kick it cornered, bottom cornered,
that's how we leave.
Oh man, right behind the track.
Hey, I don't think he's here.
I'm asking for love.
Please be careful.
I don't think he's here.
Be careful.
I go out of your trip.
No, sit down.
Wait, let me try to hit A-ball.
No, no, brother.
If you have limping and you have possession, you can just knock it.
Let me just hit A-ball.
Alright, we gotta talk though.
Right here.
Hey, right up.
Hold on.
Uh, maybe a 10.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, we don't have PSA's, man.
We don't have PSA's.
We're going to deposit.
Yo, for PSAs, you don't need to go in there and shoot the fucking shit out of the ball,
bro.
You guys want to pass the ball?
Yeah.
Pass in the corner of the net.
Just put a little bit of pace, okay?
Don't go in there and try to launch the ball and do too much.
Just set the corners.
Left and right.
Okay?
Is that hard?
Just pass them on the horse.
You.
I mean, you.
No, I need you to get down.
Usually you sit like this.
I need you to get down and dirty and move.
this is silent
okay
don't grab
ready?
get low
good
high
okay we got it
low on the corner
I
Gets a little bit more character. Oh, yeah
I'll go
It's a shoot first, there's a better two.
Go three.
No, no, but penalty, like, team.
Uh, this is the first one, I can't answer that.
We're going one-on-one.
Not everyone here knows who they are.
Why are we first?
Whatever happens?
Hey, hold on.
Yeah, whatever happens, let's do it.
All right, let's do it.
Whatever happens, come on.
All right?
Remember, they said that we're going to destroy us.
It's one-one.
I understand this shit.
I don't want this shit.
Here's your box.
Here's the only first one.
Oh, yeah.
Here's the only first one.
No.
Here's the only first one.
Nice and wide, nice and wide.
Smallest mix.
E!
Good job, man.
I'll get him out.
I love you, I love you.
I love you.
We swap like that.
I'll get him out.
I got the third shot.
Let's go, please.
Hey!
Put that shit right here for me.
Put it right here for me.
RBG.
Yeah, get out of your RBG.
Come on, huh?
Here you go.
Let's go, RBG.
Yeah.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey, the guys got a head!
Hey!
Hey, nigga!
Hey!
Let's go!
Hey!
Say it one more, you'll get out of there.
Do that, nigga.
Come on, nigga.
Yo, the goalkeeper got it.
Where is the goalkeeper?
God damn, that's the third ball.
He's trying.
I need to talk, but he likes D-7.
Come on, come on.
He can't like D-7.
He might have played it.
What's shooting?
Go, go, go, go.
He's making us look out early.
Come on, Joe.
We're taking this home.
You scared us out?
Are you all right, bro?
That'll look like the fucking same thing.
Hey, give it to them. Hey, they need all of it.
They need all of it.
Thank you.
I'm gonna block it.
Hey, W speed.
What's going on?
No!
Get on your phone, get on your phone.
Come on, now!
No!
Shut up!
No!
Get on your phone!
Oh, my dogs!
Why did you do that?
I can't do that!
Oh, no, you said it was going to be a shot.
Get on your phone!
Well that's one of my students.
That's one of my students.
Oh!
This is 19, bro.
11.
All right, you got this, Papa.
Give me your sister's face.
What the hell is this, man?
What the hell is this?
Oh!
Is that it?
That's it, that's it!
Good game!
2, 3, game!
That was it!
Too easy.
It's over.
No, no, no.
Hey, give me the bro!
But if I got lucky, I'd say,
give me that bro!
Y'all did fucking great.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He's not over.
It went first.
Yeah, we went first. That's why I'm here.
Yo, listen.
How are you?
Let's see it.
1, 2, 3.
Come on, man.
Hey, hold it.
Shanks.
The whole way we played the game.
I appreciate that.
You in the three-bedroom.
What about this?
We have 42.
Good effort, bro.
King, you need to stop moving.
What's going to get you crazy?
Give me the crazy.
Give me the crazy, bro.
It's crazy, I know that he's going to just get so drunk.
He's just going to be so drunk in like 6 hours.
He's going to be so fucked up.
So get him a buzz ball.
A cult is gone too.
Yeah, of course it was.
Well, it's not too important, yeah.
Hello.
Now, come everyone wants it, you know?
This is not the outcome.
Everyone wanted to watch an above average level pick-up
for the game.
People wanted to watch U.S.Farmtran on the sidelines
one more game.
It was important to them that he hang out,
really drink it all in.
Hey, boys, it's on the table, I don't know.
You should ice it. Ice on the table.
Your eye, bro?
No conviction in this world.
You can't do anything.
Yeah, you can't do anything.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest here.
We just got to make it.
We should make it.
We need to move the black test go right now.
Do you want some black dollars or something?
Yeah, I'll get some.
I'll get you.
I guess what?
I'm gonna tell him about everyone.
That's a good one.
Good luck.
I'll leave my hat on.
I'll take it tomorrow.
All right.
Team Mexico vs. Team Choc.
There's a lot of increasing assets out there.
You can watch this one more time.
Because this is...
I can't wait to watch
just four people kick the ball
Hard as they fucking can.
Another toe.
Look, I don't even want the ball to start in now.
Let's stay out of, I want just kicks from the corner.
Alright, Chad, who are we feeling?
Team Mexico vs. Team Chávez.
Can we have this side?
With J's point?
You got it.
Thanks, Redify.
They start yelling at me too much.
Nice team.
Let's go.
Yo, they was yelling at me the whole time.
What's up, man?
Nice to meet you.
Oh, okay, okay.
The fact that white won.
Got it.
Nice to go.
No, but they did pick up big.
They did pick up big.
What I really need is for a JDab loop to make State Good Drop from his playtime.
I want to see that.
No, you had some highlights.
a ball came out and you did this?
No, bro, it can't be hard.
I was like, how's that happen to you?
And you're still touching my shit, bro.
Look, you just couldn't help but try to use your hands.
I get it, man.
I'm a basketball player, I have to.
Then, Parle, use that to transition
into a basketball highlight reel, guys.
I look forward to seeing you.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
You're the best.
I think I'm going to say no to that.
No, I'm saying no to that.
No, God, we need to run the back.
I'm going to buy you out of that.
I'm sorry I couldn't put the floor down.
We're at the university so I can replace these wet and sub-uniters.
All right.
Oh, man.
That's my towel right there.
That's my towel.
Oh, man.
Ah, that was you.
All right.
I've got us ready.
Oh, man.
I'm not doing anything.
All right.
I said it!
You wanna say it?
He's Mexican, I can tell, but if he was Japanese and I was like wait, was I gonna say it?
No!
Tokyo!
You lost.
Just give them the ball.
Fuck it.
Just give them the ball.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, take the ball.
Hey, hey, take the ball.
No, take the ball.
Take the match, please.
Please thank you.
Just give them the ball.
No, no, no, no, no!
If we get the ball, you can have a...
Hey, they better take the ball!
Wait, this is the first psychology!
I'm gonna get that!
We get the ball!
It's your first psychology!
Fuck!
You got us, bro!
We just give them the ball.
Act like they didn't want the ball, so we give it to them now they have the ball.
Fuck it, come on.
Let's go.
What's so hard?
wow wow wow wow we're playing we're we're playing for for America weird me
we know what's up are you a towel for them now why did you catch it see you
caught it after that she's like niggas got me holding this cuz I'm a good
captain bro it's cuz I'm a good captain it's cuz I'm a good captain
because I'm a good captain that's because I'm a good captain bro you're
laughing and she'll hold my towel how about y'all hold my dick in your
throat I'll let the cum dribble down your chain
fuck you there's also a little kids in there huh make obviously I'm not
talking to them huh what's wrong with being gay but like but like you know
what you're gonna do there's nothing wrong there's nothing wrong with being
gay you know you can do that come back well you know you why I need to just
type in my chat you do you're supposed to be good at soccer your buns nigga I'm
not you so maybe start there you got the wrong guy I need to set up that the
phone my arm retarded talking about go get the Gatorades to know why you
almost left you said what man I got some for you I got some for you I got some
for you nigga you gonna see I got some for you fucking scissors snipped
now you guys are attacking like this
What did I get?
Holy shit dude, I'm so hungry. It's not even funny
Huh? You got something for me to eat?
No, what's your name, bro? It's nice to meet you. I'm Yusuf.
My name is Hendricks.
Hendricks?
Yeah.
Hello.
I saw you at the Hypo-Bop Bailey.
Really?
And you're in the fall of my homie.
Cause he's ill.
Who else got a mic for Chief?
Do you know?
I don't know how to mic.
Hora!
Is it the bottom one?
Hold on, check out technical difficulties
Stay near big seats, we're going to come to the extreme
Technical difficulties, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, Mike.
Mike.
All right, we're good.
All right, Josh, you're in.
All right, it's over.
All right, Josh, you're in.
You better not see us.
No, no, no!
You prefer this one or this one, it's Rana.
You prefer L.A. or Rana.
Back in action right now, Team Mexico.
Going for an immediate goal!
God, dog, getting!
Off-riff!
No protection on that shot!
You might have been going with European, but you started.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We got a plan B on the bench.
Yo, Eric!
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
Okay.
Wait, is this a no goal?
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, hold on.
I was out of here.
I'm out of the water.
Oh, my goodness.
Thank you.
I got a contestant on the pitch right now as everyone convenes around the referee and the American flag.
Wow, so patriotic of them.
We can't contest it.
Brad, out to a hot start, won nothing.
All starting back to the center of the pitch.
Wait, wait, no, wait, hold on.
Yes, no?
Yes?
Any confirmation on this?
Okay.
Team chopped.
Back in action here as they look for a point of entry.
Nothing materialism right now, but they are going down the sideline trying to find a good cross here
nothing
Wall of defensive effort there as they know hold on
Great footwork here. He goes in
Showing what he's made of
Felipe
He's a big boy, but he moves nimbly
Like watching an elite defensive tackle at the combine
So nothing there rose complaining to the referees. Let's see if you can get a call there. No
nothing
To Mexico advancing the ball up the pitch
Okay, hold on. She's having a lot of fun. No, I can see you're smiling from here
The happiest I've ever seen one from the both of us she is ready to
on the pitch just as happy as a big hug. Yeah wow.
Really happy. Man oh man.
Oh my god.
That's what a roll.
I'm sure that all of that.
Playing an important role right now in keeping morale high for the coach.
And what a denial there.
Felipe really proving his work to his team right now. Team Mexico really hinging on the defensive efforts of Felipe
And what a great shot that was
Tossing that one out. Oh finding his man
And immediately meeting contention here. They're gonna go ahead and try to move the ball up
But no thing there. He's getting shifted. He's getting quick. Kenny get a kick in it!
Hey, yes, right, Kenny!
Man, oh man!
Oh no, they're going to go!
He's throwing it back!
He's saying they're booty!
They're playing like ass!
Wow, that was a celebration of Bob Lovett's senior.
Back to the center of the pitch it is.
The white team looks around the wielder.
Geez.
There's no contest.
Take my loosey road under this.
There's no contest.
Over the key
There it is
The wall make it sure nobody gets brick there many denials
Not a single brick in that wall. This might be like a game. It's already tuned
With three minutes in oh, man, I need to see some Brazils if we get there boys. I need to see some brazil
Okay
Solid effort there. Wait, is that is there?
Almost almost almost almost as if she's in both of them by is there this is the second time in a row you've read against team Mexico
What's going on?
I wanted everyone to get a ball. She's so hot, dude.
Sure.
Oh, she already subbed out?
Yeah, she subbed out.
She's like, I'm sorry.
The coach in the evening
calls us to go and get her another hug.
Aw.
He is spamming hugs when he's playing the scene.
Oh, wait.
I like that.
That was very nonchalant.
What about looking under the net?
That was my boy.
Oh, man, Mark.
I don't know what to do.
The drone is back in the air.
You're here?
No.
They're in the aerial view of the action.
Indispensable.
Okay?
Team Shocked?
Really trying to find a two-in game here between the two best players, but it's not exactly
working out.
Are we ever going to talk about an album, Jason Coe?
Where the fuck did he go?
He had to leave out a six-point.
He wanted to play in place again.
Okay.
Well...
He's the father.
See?
I thought he was expecting.
Wait, that baby's here?
No, no.
It's not here.
I thought he was expecting it.
That baby's here?
No, no, it's not here.
Okay, but he's in the headspace, you know?
Exactly.
He's gotta go to bed by 10.
Yeah.
He's also in headspace.
That's the one of your things.
He's gotta be there.
No, he's gotta be there.
He's gotta be there.
Okay.
Here it is.
Finding something anything, but he's meeting a double team there.
That means there's an open man.
That was almost disgusting.
Back into nothing, however.
We've got the long picking it out to making the easy pass as they advance the ball
We got him red.
Oh, I'm in a lot of kick!
Oh, man was that a play.
What is he doing?
No, I'm telling you.
That's all he did.
I think that he is actively stand-backing for his team.
He immediately kicks it out of bounds.
Neither player nor goal, it's just kind of injured in the ether.
Nothing if I the goes down there somewhere just kick
You don't know J
I should speak as a team
Yes
Meeting to convert this I think that it's too old stuff, right?
I believe it's too long.
Oh my god.
No, he fell out of the box.
He fell out of the box.
He's taking it right to the fucking chest.
What a machine.
I don't know. I think it's an indirect kick. I don't know if they played out on this field.
But I don't think you can just shoot right there.
I don't think so.
That's right.
Wait, that's the... that's how closely... oh my god, they brought in the heavy boot.
They brought in the...
They coming all the way out from all places
Too busy farming champ from the sideline look at that though real winners mentality he has
Jay try to find something oh that's it. I don't think at all
He got me in a nark.
No, you're biking a wolf.
Yeah dude, he's trying to win.
How much time do we have left?
Two left.
Two minutes in the song.
Oh boy.
Two zeroes.
Are we getting another kick?
Okay.
Damn.
Is he gonna shoot this one?
He is.
There it is guys.
Angling away, we're heavy.
This is where Felipe shines, man.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, it didn't be him, bro.
It didn't be him.
Or is that his dog?
He ain't doing it.
Everyone in the middle!
Yeah, we didn't know that.
What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean, we didn't know that?
You don't know that, bro.
Oh, OK.
I was confused.
I speak perfect Spanish.
I'm just not going to do that to anybody.
I'm going to do that to my boy.
He sounded great, bro.
I think he's got some road off the tongue.
Yeah.
And what a kick!
Trying his best, but you know, it couldn't convert there, luckily, still in a commanding
lead, no risk left.
I can't imagine having this much control over my foot.
Like, that's actually mind blowing.
You want to play sports going up?
I'd play, or, I'd just play this game.
That was the biggest fear I had.
And you can't imagine having control over your foot?
I know, I know.
I think we're on the most common area.
Like, that's so easy.
Like, with the ball?
That was the biggest fear.
And you can't imagine having control over your business.
I know, but that's like making up a ball.
Like that's so easy.
Like with the ball?
I'm gonna be honest bro.
You were like flinging yourself around on knives.
Like that's insane.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's all like sports like where you have to control like a ball bro.
So like you have to control it?
He's like, no, he's like I'm not really a fan of it.
I fuck with football because you don't really get a life.
You just got to connect out of time, you know?
OK.
And another out of bounds play.
Time is winding down.
Have you been great with it?
We have two, eight, 10 minutes.
Oh, five!
It's a time!
Time!
3-0!
That's time and a half!
Oh, lack of buzzer.
E-E-E.
That's a time and a half.
What of this now hanging from the glory course?
Yeah, you know, team Greylice just utterly defeated, just look at them.
They've had the entire night, you know, they've had some wonk in so far that, like, they have actual people who've played soccer before there,
but the unfortunate reality is that none of them are happy to play together, you know?
Yeah, the chemistry is not good.
It's just not, it's like watching a band on a reunion tour, you know they hate each other.
Okay, well, okay, hold on, that's a good spot, good player from Jay, and again, God,
Yeah, and someone's got a po-filipe up out of the fucking minor league
Oh
Is that that Gary Coleman thing going on
Yeah, guys, that's time it's half
down okay
his kidney leaving it
your back?
back injuries, a bound here
injuries in general
that's what i'm gonna say
when you leave it all out on the pitch
everybody look it all out there
when you leave it all out on the fucking pitch
hey fucking jay
now, i'm gonna be honest
there's not
i'm supposed to be Australian
Oh, you mean something wrong? Like why am I not Australian?
Yeah, but why are you not Australian?
I thought you were even earlier.
That would have been great.
Wait, wait, where are you from?
I'm from Texas.
No, that's a good idea.
I can build your own headcanon. I won't.
I'm just going to steal a screen.
You know Stephen Adams?
He's came here to...
He's like, hold on, hold on.
You dropped him?
Yeah?
Wolfscaven, right boy.
Son, you see the resemblance?
Literally white dude with the long hair and a beard.
Oh, really? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I don't have any patience.
White dudes, the only thing is we do both look like Kate's people.
We do look like Kate's men.
I'm just saying, but I don't see it.
Like, you're supposed to be a gay, I don't see it.
No, I mean, I see one of them.
You got an incredible channel.
I know, I got it.
You don't, um...
beat the shit out of my face.
You want a bone mashing?
Yeah, I know.
I've given myself CTE.
I forgot my last name two years ago,
because I've just been malathing my face.
I saw you start your movies.
Yeah, literally my favorite guy's Corvicula.
I love when he gets the ladies.
Oh, yeah.
Buddy, fucking cool he is, yeah.
So everyone's just kind of out there dancing.
They're bouncing.
Oh, it's filming TikTok.
Oh, where are you going now?
They were filming cells, man.
But you know what, here, let's just say today,
Team Mexico doing it for Selena.
May she rest in peace.
I'm gonna probably be the...
You know about Selena?
I don't know.
She was tragically killed by a US government.
What?
What's going on?
No.
She was killed by a rabbit fan
Oh, oh wait, those are the scenes?
Oh yeah, that was crazy
I thought she was very talented
Salina's a nice guy
She's one of the few mainstream Tejano artists
They're like, real like
And wasn't the president like, did it some more?
Wasn't he like a super fan?
Like they weren't even like, they didn't even hate him
She's stealing all the fan club money. She's a president of fan club.
Okay, Jay, really trying to...
And she was like a seven-year-old woman.
That's not weird.
With the boots?
Johnny, we got Felipe in gold.
Wait, if Felipe is now finding his way to Striker,
he's gonna use that boot.
Let's get some kits from the distance.
What? Stop!
Johnny is in gold.
Yeah, Ashley's in gold.
Where's Ash?
You need to go to the gym.
Grab his bag.
He said guapo.
He said guapo in?
I believe in guapo.
Well guapo doesn't even have a pain in his stomach last year.
Yeah, there's no one under his chest.
I believe there's no one under his chest.
Yeah.
But you know, maybe he'll find it in there.
You know, maybe he thinks he's watching from the car.
Probably he is.
I think she really took it.
Yeah, hi, Saba.
When asked about all the tribute he could possibly give for everyone in the event, Guapo
said, you see that girl there, Sava?
She's beautiful.
That was about her?
Yeah.
That was so funny.
Oh, sweet.
He yearns, you know?
Yeah.
He's like Jeff Buckley.
Yeah.
I can hear him singing hallelujah.
And T-Mexico dancing the ball up the pitch back to no one.
going to be Yusuf fielding the ball for the corner.
He is arguing with his own team and discord has finally hit.
And New Mexico really talking that ball there.
What a way there.
I'm our big man.
I'm not getting in front of that.
Hey, that's a lot of a lot of force. There's a lot of mass and it is accelerating ladies and gentlemen
This is the embodiment of a trucker, I think that this is like this is like this
This is the dude at the Y who shoots every...
Oh!
Okay!
Yeah! I like that!
Yeah!
I like that!
Now we're taking a what? 3-1?
Yes.
3-1, Team Mexico.
It is now no longer non-competitive.
Light has returned,
but Metal Man is the goal missing.
Oh, they got it!
The wall!
Uh-oh!
Dude, this turf is slippery.
I'm gonna say it.
Dangerous turf.
Hey, now what's life without a little danger?
And that is another fucking incredible kick.
Man, oh man.
It's blood type of celebration in our dreams.
What type of celebration in our dreams?
I'll tell you, Rod Dog Moon,
just having holes poked in him right now, man.
This is crazy.
Dude's looking like a shower head right now, the way.
That's two of my favorite things you just did.
Alright, Jay, I did it! And what a defensive after-sale!
Playing both sides of the pitch.
Look at him!
Oh my God!
Why do you play this angrily?
Did you know that he's just winding up?
He's just ready to send it to fucking nowhere.
Guys, you gotta go 1v1 him, bro.
Oh, no, no, I'm cool, though.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
You come wrong.
No, no, no, I'm just here for the commentary.
All right.
All right, back to it.
Team Mexico is still continuing to command the ball, command the pitch.
We really can just go on the game.
They've defeated the suburbs.
Now they have to defeat the Uglyness.
They're jobs.
Everyone's gonna know.
Are you good?
The channel on back, bud.
The channel on back.
But they got to beat ugliness.
And what a kick!
Holy shit!
Triumphing!
They are mugging on the timeline!
He deserves it.
What are they doing?
What are they celebrating?
Call my boys Hermano the way they are looks-maxing on the field.
This is bad. This is 5-1, 5-1, we're 4 minutes in.
I mean that a mess so far.
What do you think the final score is going to be?
Score? Well, I'm hoping we can get this second one.
I'm cool, I'm cool.
I don't care.
Oh, okay.
And use of just kind of there.
Just kind of hanging.
Not a lot of plan.
Run back there and then kind of kick the ball and then run back.
What a mess.
Alright, well done.
Hey man, big boys making big plays.
He is out limping.
Boom.
I'm gonna go get him.
And then big boys making big plays. He is out limping who he's taking his his ticket so powerful
He somehow this lodged his knee. Yeah, because he's kicking him out with no no
I'm talking about Felipe
This dude is a two-way player this guy's the showhead of Hanay of soccer dude
He is he is hitting record
the ground. What's crazy is like, oh my god, look at him. He's running around. He's a killer, man.
He might be faster than you. This is a killer. Oh my god, he's faster than you. No, no, no. I watched you play. He's faster than you. Thank you. Yeah, but he's not cuter. I made it. I made it. The fact that Felipe got off the ground just now, look at him.
I mean like the thing is that he's this man this man was so close to making it to the league man
I've never seen this type of person before in my life.
That guy's moving rock and doing it on a bike.
He's pedaling in two ways.
I can't.
That was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I think we need to start to get a Felipe bill.
What's crazy?
Because he's more athletic than all of us.
Bro, I'm telling you.
If we get Felipe and like a Twinkie Yookie bill, this dude doing quadruple bad boy.
This is the most athletic man alive.
He's just hamstrung by a love of like BMO pastries.
This dude is so...
He got a Pablo Sanchez noodle.
Like, this man is legitimately like an elite athlete.
This is, I mean, this is like, if they were to do a backyard sports,
but they were grown up, he is Pablo Sanchez.
He's the secret weapon.
He's like two Pablo Sanchezes in one.
In a coat.
I'm actually so impressed by this guy. Can we get him back in cage? No, he's just going to be an athlete again.
I feel like he was like a professional player at a big injury and then just like fuck it bro.
Oh my god! Why are they going for swag now? They're not even trying to like...
Because there's nothing left dude. They're doing ninjutsu right now. They've got their own like...
get their own skis. I don't know, I don't think they want to click. I think that this is for the love of the game. I think this is for the love of
Mexico, man. I think that this is just all diva. Okay, yo, here we go. Just fucking send it, bro.
Yeah.
And you know, there's an American flag hung up on the gate over there. I think they have to change it.
A lot of people respect.
I feel like after this game they might have to replace it.
It would be a huge, what a sad thing it would be.
They're coming in our country.
It's
What goes the line judge today
You know I can tell you it's like you just look at the shear like like like Felipe he might be he might have a little
But he's got that one.
Let's go Felipe.
I want more Felipe highlights.
Oh my God.
Every time he touches the ball, it's electric.
They have always asked the question,
Ronaldo or Messi,
but it's time to consider it a freeway.
We're opening up the marriage, baby.
Felipe entered the bedroom.
JDab is still in the closet.
Wow. Yes! Talk your shit, Felipe! I like it!
How did you wait? Why did Jane have to touch that?
Well, because he's still got to be talked to, you know.
I can't forget who's in the closet, right?
He's sitting there with her tempos on.
Mind you, they're going to burn this.
Honestly, Colin, what did Jane have to do with it?
Oh, my God. They're having their way with them.
They're just completely fucking surrendered, man.
Defenseless.
Raw Dog Moon turning into Raw Dog Goon right now.
He's got nothing to him.
He's just, oh my god, he's so quick with it!
He's so damn quick, he's got a light on his teeth!
There it is, big boy!
Fuckin' take it to him!
What a cross pass!
Jesus Christ.
Were you score guys?
No, I was close.
Where's he on?
Fuck.
The game is
Oh, Reff, call it Reff, call it
Now let him do one, let him do one more kick
I'll tell you now
I'm dead
Police pay is my MVP
That's all we gotta do but
He's celebrating with his fucking team
He was on the road out there
bringing on the guys
I'll know the time
Hey, bro, hey, it's called having a dog
We love to see you go hard man
All right, are we are we are we sign out or recall?
Sign this shit out are we gonna get some shit on the field?
Are we signing off already though?
Are we signing off already?
Oh my god.
I think they messed up a point.
Yeah, okay.
Well, then that was from commentary, ladies and gentlemen.
I hope you enjoyed the show.
Of course, being hard carried by sunny side up right here,
you did a great job.
Everyone was talking about it.
Guys, Ness?
That was a pleasure.
It was a pleasure, man.
Great, great, great time.
I gotta say, you made it engaging.
You made it entertaining.
You made it fun.
I'm doing my best to honor my boys at OSCS.
Thank you guys for asking me to come out here at three
and then not starting the event until about 5.30.
We're getting better as we go.
The guys, you know, fucking shot it
to their first ever event, fucking winners.
I'm sure they're gonna pass the camera over there,
but guys, I'm with Wilder.
This is Sonny, this is Ned,
and we got Nut over there on the periphery.
That's it for us here at commentary.
Peace.
You're beautiful, boys.
I'm gonna switch my shoes.
I was late night.
I'm gonna switch my shoes.
I know the bad news already.
Stop that news.
Double good news.
We got you out with a 5k.
Really?
Rade.
5k, Rade.
We got you out with the Rade.
Now he playing, it's right there.
Come a good.
We got you out with the 5k.
Rade, we got Rade.
Hey who won it?
Rade, that shit.
You won.
Yeah I'm like.
Everybody gotta try and frame it.
The thing is he does YouTube though, so I gotta tell everybody to go talk to
my boy.
Hey, that's us!
Yeah I'm trying to...
That's you.
No, he spent like a band flying over here
Just I'm a mole together
I made more make some sense. I'm a mole, bro
Hey, but if there's that still
But y'all pay for his flight in the like a payment plan such as play his flight
What's your receipt? How much was your flight?
There's a band like eight hours before San Diego couple of we got us
How are you brought up right now? We raise you both and you just run out you don't make that money back
He's barely started she's not monetized
I'm gonna end up getting like a $76
Just pay for his flight. Just pay for his flight. That's it. That's all we want.
We don't want we don't want 5k. Just pay for his flight because I actually feel bad.
Touch it.
Wait, where do you live? Houston, bro.
I've been here fighting like four hours, bro.
Okay, okay. Now, I got you. You're gonna have a stop in like seven hours stop in
Charlotte, you know what I'm saying? Charlotte, Charlotte, North Carolina.
I'll stop wherever you are.
He already, he already got the flight. Y'all just gotta pay for it.
Oh.
Like, he already paid for it.
They have them. They have them.
all the receding shit tax expense that's a tax write-off bro I don't do
taxes they don't come for you eventually so enjoy it right now
yeah they're gonna come for you gonna come from house with our never mind I'm
just so the flight so the flight flight flight flight just one flight bro
y'all big streamers bruh one flight maybe being called all of y'all bruh
Can I get a shot of two?
Hey, no!
I wanted to hear that.
Alright, so what's the...
Alright, you know, at the end of the day?
Bro, it's night, bro.
Night, bro.
It'll be dark.
We got y'all.
If I can't raid, bro.
Bro, no, we don't raid you!
We don't raid you!
God you want you're right
You watch it right
Thank you for the invite. Yes. All right bullshit aside bro W then for inviting
Hey, we'll be waiting for the rain
Do they talk about like
Some man
Yo, relax bro.
Yo, that's my boy, bro.
That's my man.
That's my bag.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Take care, everybody.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, where's Arke?
Jay.
I'll let you down, brother.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
He took something downstairs.
Yeah
Wait, where's our key in the corner
It's going right here close the corner to me in here inside
Everybody
Or is it on here I'm enabled I think you should be on here
Let's see if I'm good. Am I good?
Yep, hold on boys. I gotta make sure we're good
Thank you so much. Sorry
Barkey you ended
You don't see my hearing
No, no, I don't care. I just wanted to talk before I ended yo chat, bro
Thank God for being tuned in. You know I'm saying, bro. We we shot make sure you shake
Bro, I play hey, but it was entertaining games, bro
Dude the PK's that that should was a PK PK better than that PK's have me know who was watching the pks
I bro. Yeah, we should have been on camera a little bit more
You know I'm saying we started a little earlier, but there's a lot that could have been a different
Some we grow the first event. Yeah
Jane
Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you for having us, bro.
Thank you, man.
You always come out and show love every time, man.
I really appreciate you.
Hey, what's the next portion you should do next?
You have to put it in the chat.
Bro.
God, you're bad.
That way, hey.
Hey, guys, bro, thank you guys, bro, for them saying,
even this little scuff, and shooting them up, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
We're trying our best, man.
We're trying our best.
And they could never say we never tried.
Something I'll say, it's not the last time
you're going to hear.
Yeah, it's, bro, we'll be back.
And that going to be the last time
you're going to be here.
last event thank you guys man and we appreciate you all popping out every
single one of y'all behind OSCS bro hey I love y'all for life
no I love you all I see it bro that we trying a little bit we trying to
elevate we trying everything and bro and we together like come on should get
better than this one literally growing with us yeah bro I don't want to get
emotional again who was there with art within the LA group didn't even
New York
Thank you, man.
Um, but yeah, like I was saying, bro, y'all are literally growing with us.
Saw Astina's literally moving to a fucking group.
And I hope y'all, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all are with us for the journey that continues, brother.
That's the way it was, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, bro, Persia make diamonds, bro.
We's there.
Keep it on that.
Persia keep trying to do cool shit.
Bro, like, think about it.
We united a bunch of different sides.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we're trying to pay the way.
Amen.
And, bro, try to, everyone, like, wake on the fucking commentary.
He was going, he was hilarious.
Wake well, too.
Yeah, wake you up.
Shut up Sunny the whole time in the commentary.
Shut up anyone who's pulling the Nes road.
Hey, shut up the red.
Jackson, right?
Jackson, thank you so much.
Shut up the red.
I know I should have looked at easy as a red.
That shit was not easy.
Thank you.
Somebody said their chat is good off of us.
Well listen, as long as our chats with us,
that I really care about.
Oh, serious.
Do I stream for other people,
or do I stream for my music?
There you go.
Come on, there it is.
I'm not A.R.K.
What's your name?
And it's R.J.R.K.
The Prince.
Pull gas heat.
I'm not Bulla.
I'm not Buck.
Let me know what we fuck with you.
But if you, if you, if you, but that's who we straight for.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's who we straight for.
Hell yeah.
Of course, bro.
I got you.
Yeah, I got you.
You be right here.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
That's you.
Oh, thank you, Jackson.
That's who we straight for.
That's what I'm talking about.
If we ever have a Sunday only bro, you gotta come.
We gotta play.
Yeah, bro.
No, no, yeah, no, you're like playing, you're like,
beautiful.
Ready?
You guys go on the other field.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I do.
We're going to go on the other field.
I'm about to end right now, bro.
We better go to Oasis, do you know what I'm doing?
I'm not doing my last dance.
You know what I'm saying?
We got a lot coming up, crews and all things
in that nation, so I'm going to end.
I'm going to give them the 5K rate.
Come here.
Hey, Ness, thank you so much.
We said, I was always, man.
Yes, sir.
Bro, I was always.
And tomorrow we got a deaf OSES day, then I got a cutie baking stream and then and then we're going on a yacht party
In Miami, we gonna be mogging with Jason and then we're going on the cruise to the Bahamas 72 hours
We got a lot coming up. Hey appreciate you for coming bro. I'm genuinely insane the whole time
Next time we play yes next time I do that too
Bro next time we play bro, I need to bring turf beats. I was slipping everywhere. No, it was wet
It was nowhere else. No, no
I know
With turkey, if you don't have turkeys on turkey, you're slipping all the time.
Oh, fairies.
Oh, that's fairies.
What does that mean?
Yeah, fairies.
That was why I made sure to buy them.
I didn't have beef.
I don't even know what you shit.
Like if you know, you know.
I don't know what fairies mean.
Listen, you don't catch all the food.
You don't catch all the shrimp?
Wait, we should get off the field.
Oh, yeah, let's rotate the fields, you know.
Wait, I'm going to send the rates.
Wait, does fairies mean fries?
Like that?
No, no, fairies is like...
Is that okay?
Fairies is like...
I'm out of here, bro. I'm gonna catch up with you on the next one. I love y'all bro. Hey, keep pushing the arc and I see those seats
I'm sure everyone else
MVPs of the whole event because that you really set the shit up bro
Shout out songs with Sammy and trade and niggas dead ass bro. Yeah, I'm saying it a heart of this shit
You know me one of the hearts of this shit that that as bro kind of a production
We nearly can't do nothing without them so an auto and jay shout out them as well
And shout out those teams brother a RK team white to a scene it seems to be the other teams
You know I mean so we want us to give a shout out to y'all and shout out the chat man
Shout out the chat. Love y'all boys. Hey job ain't finished
Hey, let's keep going man. Let's keep going. All right, man
I'm out in my own mouth.
I'm out in my own fucking mouth.
I'm a rave saunty.
I'm out in my own fucking mouth.
Hey, who we already?
We at the Coastal.
Hey, I'm out in my own fucking mouth.
Got money, they buildin' the dark
Get off the dark like I'm over your mark
Mark the cars, they got my corner in the start
40K and I can sleep with the mark
It's the time for me to cover the shark
Me and Katie, bout to turn on the arc
Bucky walls and sweat, I'm breaking your heart
It's broken
I bought a house station, knock this shit down
I bought a rose, just to take it apart
She bought her ass, that she makin' it ours
Now this dog is what's the last time
That you make this event, your name on the chart
Shawty graduated, playin' this mark
Hey, hey, hey
Used to be a smarty, used to wanna study
Now she poppin' haddies, she had all her party
Tied up with Triana, she just did her body
She in love with Sosa, girl you such a daughter
Ay, songs baby
Used to be a smarty, used to wanna study
Now I try to add in, she had all her party
See that with your honor, showing off her body, seeing love is tall