you
If we throw one more party from our boy laser, bro, you know I mean my liver can't take it
Yo, no, so look, what do we throw another party, but we just invite everyone who didn't get into the last one
Hold on
That's not bad right there, you know, I mean, bro, okay, look, several talks pulled up,
bro, I see basil trying to pull up, oh, they have Max trying to pull up, and I mean, bro,
they have mad people bro trying to pull up, and then they couldn't get in, bro.
Wait, bro, what did Rob say?
Arke, I was 200 people who didn't get in.
Goddamn 200 people.
What the fuck?
What the fuck and why the fuck did someone send me this bro, they can say Drake posting you
They're not Drake new LAPD was on timing last late. Look at LAPD was deadass on timing, bro
like bro
This shit was crazy, bro. We got so box tomorrow, bro. I don't need no double don't send me this bro. Don't send me this
No, we gonna party one more time
No one more time, bro
one more party in LA one more one more party in LA
hey come on get ready hey come on we throw one more what are what did base will say
bro I'm crying the cop dead eyes look at me in the eyes and said said parties over
I was in that party I was dead-ass like I was telling him I was like yo you better let us throw this party
Oh, we're gonna have to throw hands. You know what I mean, bro? I was telling them like, yo, this should not cool, bro
It's my man's birthday. Like oh God was pressing the cops like I tried my hardest
You know what I mean? So that should hurt my heart is that some of y'all couldn't get in bro
Because I tried my hardest, bro. I did I tried my hardest, bro. I
promise y'all, bro
I was watching the stream why you lying
You call me bro, all right, bro. I'm all up. I was playing the cool, but I'm not trying to go to jail, bro
You know I mean bro who in the chap in the jail, bro. We can't go to jail my girl went in when
Like Jackson they don't go
Anonymous tip $1. Archey all the AVGs are dead ass waiting for you at EDC right now. Drive down to Vegas ASAP game.
Dude bro, dude bro, we going to EDC on Sunday bro, cause bro tonight we throw a laser birthday party, we getting lit, y'all not pullin' up, then tomorrow we doin' soapbox.
But look look look look walk with me if we really want to grind walk with me
Right after soapbox we could go immediately
To EDC, but look he EDC is only good for one day
You know I mean like I can't go do the same thing back to back
So we could just go on Sunday, bro. You know I mean bruh, so we got to go on Saturday Sunday
Or we just go Sunday. Hey, I'm down for whatever, bro. I'm down for whatever. Wait come on you pulling up to the party
Kate can stay with me. I can't believe I showed Raph my titties. What? What the fuck?
What the heck? You better go somewhere and beat your meat.
What the fuck going on? Where the fuck was that going on at the party? What did I miss?
No, yeah, yeah, I was sleeping nah, right bro. They were sleeping right bro. They caught us bro
Okay, look leave it right here look at right here. I can't I can't believe I saw right my titties
What that mean? What that mean? I don't get acted. What that mean? Oh, that's what you were doing. You were taking a nap. Oh
Oh, oh
Oh, eat titties
Wait, bro, you can show each of these
What's your fuck ass?
Well, I'm not going to get through the future. It was no I'm a dirt there was matching cat mom
I'm safe from gentry. Don't worry. I'm safe with sunny. Wait. Yo, where you okay? You pulling up tonight?
Hey, let me know bruh a part party round two with the squad and up is the party
Dude is ladies birthday
Look you're back right now. We just play a whore game. Hold on. Yana calling. Oh
We got the whore game. That's what's wrong. We gotta play the whore game, bro. Okay. Have you got my shit done?
Oh, you made your hair done. Hey, man, don't get your shit fucked up twin. If I get my shit fucked up, bro
You need to get back. Hey Yana
Was good hi, Yana, it's me Raph. We never met before my part of all the CS
He's the founder. This the founder of OSCS right here. I'm doing good. How are you?
yo hey pull up to it
I'm gonna bring a cake so we can celebrate
celebrate?
yeah
I'm so happy right now
what we celebrating that you are over yo now
yeah cuz I'm gonna drop you guys my day one
yeah wait what
You gonna celebrate with me dropping me as your day one, what you mean?
Hey, let's do it bro. Let's do a dropping party, bro. Let's run it. Let's run it.
What you know you will be a cake. I don't like chocolate cake
That's good, you know you gotta celebrate your happiness. I'm glad that you've been good. Hey pull up and let's
Hey, can we go somewhere adventurous?
Adventurous? Oh, hey, we can go somewhere adventurous.
We can find some stuff out.
We can figure something out, bro.
We can go explore something.
I'm down.
Let's do it.
OK, mom.
OK, mom, bring in my camera.
So you don't need to bring yours.
Oh, shoot.
You bring your camera, man.
The one that almost switched up on you?
OK, well, it's not OK.
Like, that's old news.
OK, OK, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
No, my bad. Where you been?
Mental health break I see
Okay
Yeah, but y'all to pull up let's throw another party you cryin
Hey, listen for y'all hey tonight we throw another party begin lit bring bring the kid y'all stop crying
Okay, okay, okay, my bad my bad. It's because I got my new soundboard. I like it
Okay, oh look look look, but I still got this one. I still got this one
Wait, bro, you don't drink you don't drink out what the fuck I just remember
Hey, congrats, bro, let's party tonight
Okay, yeah. No, we talking to OVO Yana
Oh my god, yeah, you're gonna pull up brother this celebrate you go OVO
Okay, do the reaction segment and then pull up
30 minutes, but also it's one of our other roommates birthday. His name's laser. You know, I mean so so we got to celebrate him too
Yeah, you know I mean
Let's do we got to get church tonight. We got to get lit
We got to get lit see you in the grave
It wasn't the sausage party
Really?
Huh
But we was getting churned we had an alien in the party bro. We was getting lit
We have people jumping on the table
See you in the grave
She has some different shit, bro. She did also different shit. All right, what why the fuck would you even say that?
Sookie has the bouncer. No, I'm like them as the bouncing was funny as hell, bro
Anyone else I mean any party J now will have to be the bouncer
I don't allow her they were holding shit down bro. No, but there was still like there was still like 50 more people who were trying to get in
We're at mass capacity
Bro, I'm sorry to everyone we had to send home
I'm sorry
Now but little bro, I'm not a lot bro. That's a good bouncer right there
That's a good down the road the bouncer got to be the bad guy bro. You know what I mean
Wait, hold on, but what is this that I just got in store? Hold on
Laser be they party round to hold on long vision pulling up
You know me bro. Yeah, I'm a lot. We was getting everybody torqued on bro. Waffle getting torqued on you get torqued on
Oh, bro, bro, come on, raw dog get torched on, bro.
Hey, it's time for some more, bro.
Let's get lit.
Wait, bro, wait, wait, bro, is, um, uh,
is, um, uh, Sina here?
Nah, she went back home.
Nah, she didn't.
What, bro?
What's she doing now?
Nah, bro, you should have invited her again, bro.
She's coming back in the 20th.
Oh, she's right here, sit with us.
It's cool, cause you're killing here.
I'm not gonna say killing shit.
So, God.
I invited her out.
You went to the party tonight?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, is this where the,
I didn't want a guy guy's girl kicked out.
Swim but I was weird what she did just said in front of him with a bottle in hand. It's a motion board. You cannot get it
Oh, I'm alive bro who got the clip bro who got a clip dude wait, bro, and you know one girl worship
Oh, that one girl, bro
Lindsay
No, no way I didn't see it I didn't see it
Let me see in the screenshots
What we need security your safety our priority hold on
Hey, that's not a bad shot right there, bro
We might need a hearty thing one more time what the fuck and why Jason look like a light skinning
I don't even know what the fuck
Let me see that
I was invited to Yugi's B-Day and it got shut down by the cops, moved to this location,
and then was at the door guarding it, which I get, but I was invited and then I had to
My friend Capri, Capri, man, they're Capri and Capri.
I came with three other guys.
They just didn't let all of them in,
and then they wouldn't let me in.
I spent 20 minutes outside trying to call Capri
while being stepped on, stepped on.
What the fuck, she done stepped on me?
Oh, oh shit, wrong one, wrong one, wrong one, wrong one.
Who the fuck was stepping on her bro, and then okay, I spent 20 minutes outside while being stuck on and shoved by grown men
What the fuck she was getting stepped on and thrown around
I was having a patent technique separate from my finger especially when I was the one invited in my group
My plus one I messaged Jason in a project for my outburst, but he but he hasn't responded. I was scared alone, and I didn't know what to do
This shit bottom five sound boards, but no it's not row this shit up wait here to clip
Yeah
Well, yeah, bro, we bro, bro, we don't care about followers, bro
We just need people who we didn't people who was willing to get lit and I'm saying and know my boy Yugi, bro
Yes, bro
I want myself to solve it!
You just told me to burn it on that!
I don't know!
Damn!
Damn, bro!
What the fuck?
I'm on a live broadcast and there was mad shit going around, bro.
bro dude I thought the cops were gonna get us bro wait bro wait bro did they
find you he find him nah I think I'm think Saunders and and send me went
back to the crib I don't think they slept they went back to the house and
clean everything else and then get everything we needed
wait bro so we should we start sending out them invites for the round two you
feel me I'm thinking we do this right mm-hmm tomorrow we do the laser birthday
Today right laser birthday, bro. Come on
You want to do it today or tomorrow do what do what the party?
Well, we have to stay bro
Who
What the fuck we're gonna do under fair
They're going with summer clouds.
But they're fighting by me!
Win!
I don't know. I think I'm in a good job.
Oh my god.
God damn it Shalom.
Haman seat of one dollar.
You got potential for a top two soundboard.
That's what I was saying though!
Talk to I look now bro. Hey, bro. I'm I'm down to pull up the only thing brother that fair is an hour away, bro
Yeah
Wait, bro, wait, bro, where did they ask them right now?
Wait, okay, bro, who off from several times is going I know I know it's Nick. I think my
Smoked stack lightning 57 tips $2.00 was good. It was good. They must have
been full money up by being late tomorrow. Oh no, no, no. It was it was it was talking way
bro. We going to the fair.
From a you down bro. You coming?
Yeah, I'm there for a the LA company fair is not in LA, bro. The LA trade fair is like 20 years for you.
It's like two hours for y'all. Yeah, but that's just far as fuck
Wait, bro, wait, bro who coming from the squad?
Yo
We still live from the party, you know what I mean bro like we did I so we still live from the party
Bro, I'm sorry bro
Okay, okay, okay
Wait, bro, no, no, but then that's what we gotta make it up to you bro
Bro cuz y'all bro y'all came like hour or two on the Uber and then y'all had to go back home
Oh
Okay, man, all right, babe
Okay, bro, I'm a lot broken because we fuck with you heavy on this I broke we gotta hang out again bro like
That has a brother. We love you bro. We gotta hang out tip one dollar. Just him. No, mom
Yo, bro, keep that shit to yourself
Huh?
Hell no, bro. I'm down bro. I'm down run. Let's run it
Hey, we see you there, too. Let's have fun
He's okay, I mean bro only him
Runaway you said volume using everyone
I was gonna call it wopo in the wopo live
You do realize all about is gonna show up for laser, right?
Well, I'm not gonna lie, bro. That shit might be a movie, but that's everyone
How you're gonna let saunty have a better soundboard this shit
Bro my shit top five, bro, like
One horse is 11 to x100 you have potential to have top two worst soundboards on twitch noble shit
What do you mean my shit not bottom two don't eat it one dollar learn how to say no tutorial
I don't remember. Let me call Guapo and let's go and let's figure out real quick
Let's figure this shit out bro dead ass bro. Hi bro
Bro, because I'm not allowed to, bro, the fair far, we should, yo Guapo, bro.
We going to that fair, twin?
We going to that fair, talk to me.
What do you mean, we?
What do you mean, bro?
Come on, bro.
Oh
Okay, wait bro, wait bro, is your girl going or no
Oh my
I'm going to a fair with Tanti and some bird tops, bro.
Bro, wait, wait, bro.
Say oh god, yo girl had a boyfriend.
Yo girl had a boyfriend?
Is he dead?
Oh, that's Connors girl.
Connors, bro.
Oh, do you want to have a drink out here?
Yeah.
What the hell?
You're not a grosser man, beats on me.
Where?
What are you doing?
You're not a grosser man, beats on me.
Where?
What are you doing?
Bro wait Connor's girl had a boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, bro. You were a man's bro
She confused she got a boyfriend
No, I was like, yeah, the whole situation has been solved already.
Wait bro, but look, wait, wait, wait bro, all those suburban talks is going?
No, I think he's just Nick and whoever else he brings.
I don't know my chat's saying, I don't know my chat said he might bring Dez or Marl or something.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
But I don't know if that's true, this is all speculation bro.
Okay.
And we going at seven?
This new soundboard is sponsored by the IDF.
Wait a minute, you coming here?
Yeah, because I gotta pick up Sonthi and Red.
Oh, hey bro, pick me up too.
Yeah, I'd like to pick you up.
Oh shit bro, let's run it though.
I also think I'm gonna be a girl in a car too.
Hold on, flag on the plate.
gonna play
thousands of followers tip $1 I heard Marley going and said
that new shit come on I want that bad
tip $1 red please slam that damn soundboard for us
Okay, hey bro, but not dead ass bro. I'm down. Let's run it. No, but I could follow you
Also, y'all know pulling up so she might want to come to
Okay, I'm down let's do it bro seven you say me pulling up
Okay, and then look we should do that and then bro. We should throw a party for when we come back because the fair ends at like 11
Throw a party for like 11. We come back and we get lit again
Yeah
Wait, what girl you talking about the Russian girl
Hey, it's about to be fight night for you, bro
Hey, come on, bro, come on, bro. Hey
This that new shit, right? I mean soundboard wave, bro. No, bro. That's to everybody 11 we party in here
Hey, bro, I was happy to see you get to work on but I should maybe happy like like I was gonna go dirty Mac and pull up to the sun
I'm done, but I didn't want to pull up bro. So just tell me one thing, bro
You know I'm saying bro, so
What happened bro?
that's it yeah bro like bro y'all need to like hug or vibe out or nothing
you're gonna a future stream plan
No future stream!
It's cause bro, I mean it bro, I actually love Samba.
I don't want to play. That's why I'm not...
That's why I didn't do anything with no girls, I don't touch no girls.
Nigga, you was getting twerked on, right? What the fuck you talking about?
No, no, no, you was getting twerked on, bro.
Wait, bro, wait, bro, stop it coming to, wait, bro, you still going to EDC?
No, but dude, I'm leaving today, she's going to Vegas, and then she's going to EDC, and
then Miami.
Damn, what the fuck, she's all over the world.
Yeah, and then I'm going to wait for her to get back, I'm going to take her to the fair.
Wait, bro, are you twerking on anybody?
Sachi said bro, you had him Sachi said you had us thinking we was going on the PJ to EDC and now you're not even going
He can never forgive you
Jet backstage passes, bro
You did a set of villa PJ you had all the food credits what happened
Sweet all the stuff and then he goes and then and then like a week or two later
Oh, we decided to go with a different group
They say we don't have a motion
Bro, they say we have a motion
Hey, all right, Guapo, let me know you on the way. Let's run it. I'm down. Let's go
Alright, man, I'll be waiting outside. Oh God. I said it
So he just woke up you still gotta do take a shower and do his hair
So I'm seeing being on time that's tough right there
Oh, yeah, all right. All right, Bobo. Love you, man. All right
Hey, go up easy. What was this, bro?
No, my son was good, bro. No, oh wait, we was on twitch
Oh
You want to right now
Oh
We are the twitch page
She's done it with everyone.
She posted on her close friends,
they're on Instagram.
My homie Slavs has got her close friends story
and she's just sending a screenshot.
What's a screenshot?
So I'm about to send it on there
so you can show it to me.
No.
Oh my God, bro.
I mean, he said I could name that.
It was Caprice, Caprice sent me a screenshot.
He said Caprice sent she wears one.
I
Which you motherfucker bro, I did do the soundboard segment at like 5 a.m. Bro, so hey
Hey, bro, shout out my EU niggas, bro
You said this is
No one are close friends like no one in China is like
Shit this core
Uh-oh, uh-oh, let's see.
First in, she talkin' that shit, uh-oh.
What's it sayin', what does it say?
The remaining three cheer X-1-9, EOS soundboard.
She said, hi guys, I am mentally not doin' well.
I had a lot of shit happen to me,
especially in these past few weeks that I've just been bullied by men.
J.E. X-Cheer X-100.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Ted's still a bitch.
Fuck Ted, no, you taught that shit to Shaz.
I've been doing my best to just keep pushing, but I need an arc.
Last night really was bad, kicker for me.
Being invited to a party on the list and me bringing my guy friends with me,
only for them to get in when they're my rides as well.
I stood outside for 20 minutes getting bullied by grown men.
I shut for 20 minutes by people fighting to get in was a lot for me
I'm sure y'all have seen the videos by now, so no I'm not doing okay never in my life
Yeah, I ever happen I react I reacted harshly because it was 20 minutes of being harassed
I didn't know when you feel like everything's good bad. We've got a snap at some point when you've been holding so much
So no, I'm not okay. I need a break. I love you
Yeah, that shit was deep, bro
Sonsie bro, why is it bro? Sonsie bro, what do we do? What do we do? No, I know what we could do, bro
There one more party in my party and invited. I bet bro. What's her IG? I'm gonna hit her up
On zoom out. I bet. Okay. I bet we don't throw one more party for laser
Really, and bro, we gonna make sure she get in easy
This is what we do, right? We get the same security
Right of five
New that connection was a movie boy the same bouncer y'all connection was a movie real fuck you mean real come on
Now you know what people have been saying, like, Gentry would really be getting active,
bro.
Like, what the fuck?
What's her shit?
Lindsay Nicole.
She going to EDC.
My perfect timing post my last raid.
Hey, Liv, bro, hey, bro, we all get to live at EDC.
It's step-down tip at $1.
All these essays for a fucking gentry part of the QQ.
QQ.
Bro, nah, I'm not a robber.
I'm telling you, bro, gentry that shit, boy.
Okay, hold on.
All right, bro, so what should I message her, bro?
Fuck, bro, come on, bro, we gotta cook.
What the fuck?
Ah!
Oh, oh shit.
Ha!
Aaaaaaah!
Naaaaaaaaaah!
What the fuck?
Aaaaaaah!
AUTO!
You got me looking crazy!
You gotta delete the messages!
Mh!
Aaaaaaah!
Hey, I'm planning on doing a Shiba November 2nd.
LA I'd love to have you on it. It will be like one ambassador versus 20 women blind dates
Let me know of you down. I said the details
Bro that was why we ain't let her in the party bro cuz she ain't wanna bro
She won't fucking with his back there, but now she fucking with us now, bro
Alright bro, fuck it, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, yo
I'm sorry what happened to you?
We throwing
One more party
Let's
Let's get lit
Let's get lit and put the past in the past
Oh, oh shit, why are you yelling at yourself?
I got a free for a Grammarly nigga
Sorry what happened to you we throw one more party. Let's get lit put with the past in the past
Okay
No, no, no!
You're lippin' with me having a mental breakdown
in me all over the internet.
I'm hitting hundreds of 80 comments.
One say I am ensuing you for that week's soundboard.
Me?
N***a, you're suing me?
Now, Mrs. Chiff, one dollar.
Say you're a sage, and she got thousands of followers
to chase you, but then you'll have better person
than the angry reflex from along.
You-
Dude, bro, we were just trying to get lit, bro,
we were just like, how fun, bro,
we didn't care about the followers, bro.
You know, I mean want to phone you and I did have no I don't think it's saying cuz this was a black little marker on it
Oh
On a narrow. Yeah, we seen this. I thought so he was talking on a oh on a burner, bro
This hurt where am I fried
One last big bad-time today personally.
Even though like, I'm like,
usually my first day's not gonna be that special.
Peter!
I'll do it.
Oh, yo.
It needs solace.
With the fucking fight if there's...
Thank you my boy.
Wade, bro, so she not trying to hop on her call?
One dollar
Hey, bro, dude, sometimes what does how does she go bro? You know what I mean?
Well, look laser party, but we making sure to throw this shit right bro. We did I we making sure bro. Hold on
Well, let me call laser, bro. Yeah, should we
should I get her number and you can call her?
Yeah, we're fucking brothers running, bro.
So we can invite her, bro.
We don't have her.
We don't make sure she get it easy.
Wait, hold on, bro.
I'm calling the laser.
Yo, laser!
The phone!
Wait, yo, laser, bro.
Happy birthday, bro!
Thank you, brother.
How do you feel for the big 21?
Hello, bro, I got good news and bad news you want to hear
Well
The bad news is bro
The house will get a little bit more dirty
The good news is we throwing you one more party tonight. You ready?
No. Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the fuck you mean no, dude?
What does this fuck that sound like?
bro what do you mean no bro you don't want to party
no bro you could chill any other day it's your 21 is that as your 21 bro lawbism says she
down to come out everything bro
I
Bro not a party, but it's your little kickback
Bro we could bro we trying to celebrate you
No, bro
Bro we trying to celebrate you bro so look let me know who could pull up and who not bro um are the YDF invited
Bro come on bro
a couple of girls. I was not going to say a couple of girls, bro. So I was like a couple
Friends
Laser come on a couple friends, that's it only a couple
Yes
All right, bro, I promise you a couple, bro, we're gonna keep it calm and like it's gonna be your day, bro
We're gonna get you a cake couple friends. We're gonna vibe
Okay, bro, everything great is done tired, bro
Tip one now nigga just one alarm being drunk and your team at niggas tonight, you know, you won one game
That's not true bro, it's for you bro!
Nigga, what?
for much love from tell me nigga what
laser bro right it's your 21st birthday bro
You're gonna have a lean bouncer too. We can get him to kick you out laser. So you don't have to be there
Bro, yeah, we're gonna have bouncers. Wait, bro, wait, bro, you you keep garden was in your chat
She said all I'm gonna say is I'm gonna make sure to shake with her. She said happy birthday
Happy birthday. She told me about you. So what's up with you and Ava? Whoa?
You
Laser you were able wait who a bro who's a book
Wait, is she the one that you texted me saying she's going to EDC that's why you want to go with us
I
Another money no, and we got so keep bounce you pull up we vibe
It was your mom, bro
Come on, bro, he came in clutch right he makes you a shape
I
Not a bad shot right there, bro. You feel me not a bad show, bro. Come on
What laser bro, you only a hot boy you only 21 once in your life, bro
You have to celebrate it, bro, and I don't care bro. We throw you a surprise party. We invited everybody
All right, bro, so you just get ready
Now the laser channel be fine, but he should be
What do rappers know about Korean music?
I think it's funny.
Surprise them, don't tell them.
Oh nigga, how's it surprise?
No, we go surprise them, we go say it's a kickback,
but it's gonna be a, well, we gonna try to get it lit.
We gonna try to get it lit.
I
Okay, why be GA come on run like he pretending boss you play defense, right? Hey, come on edit of last night. So God
I just want to see Jason
dressy ones
What the fuck
Bro, I knew the camera was following me like it was just a clip
It's pretty clip
Yeah, right it was a good night, bro, I'm actually oh, ah, bro. No, that shit was a vibe, bro. Wait, bro
You got law abyss and info
This? Oh, it's good.
It's free, sister!
It's not free for nothing.
That wasn't you?
Sure.
Oh!
Redify!
No, that wasn't me in the car!
We were in the car driving!
And you were driving crazy, so I started feeling it shit crazy.
That's why I'm saying some bullshit.
What the fuck?
I don't know what I said.
That was a joke, by the way.
Okay
What the fuck I gotta do indeed wait a moment. Let me call
When it went into the story's red hat shortly, so you know once I get shake me up to book it fat little
Yeah, I think so fuck I don't have a save it's gonna be hard me to find her
Look I'm checking oh
Oh, I think I got it. No, I don't. Wait, hold on. Oh, I do. Okay, I'm calling her.
Wait, bro, what am I going to say? Oh, yes. Let's do it.
I
Damn they busy
We were who's a bunch of y'all know who APA is
Remember that we needed a couple of years birthday, bro. He got a crush
Wait game Vegas. How do we get to with the here last night? Yeah, unless they live right away, but then that means it was drunk driving
What the wait what?
No
No, no, bro, my life right she got to be lying, bro
Like you know, they just be like, oh, bro, that's my uncle. That's my cousin. Her that lying, bro
Not all the new your family run. Come on that many niggas. Yeah, yeah
Baby, what was this?
Oh, this is a but why the fuck she on you key stream. Oh, no, it's her ball
How the fuck you find this wait my nigga she didn't
Wait nigga, they didn't add me because you did a 25 hour nigga
They teleported no they did I did the whole road trip, bro. They put up to the party
They did the whole road trip or they did the whole shebang
Yo, are they grinding?
Okay, bro, I'm not bro. I gotta fight bro. I don't know her number bro chat who got a yuki garden's number
We got to get a laser right
Rome
What's this
Bro, what's up with y'all, bro
Bro
Y'all can't live my man Santi chill, bro
bro y'all gonna blow here hi bro let me say Southeast Asian families trees are
big oh dude yeah I'm gonna give you a lot of people in India bro like brother
It was a lot of big beautiful families, bro. That's just fire
Okay, oh
Shoot
Wait, bro, the Lindsey grow message me bro
She said no, I just I just got the nodey
It's not that crazy.
Actually, no, it's just...
Nah, she basically said...
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm like, hey, take your time...
Take your time to yourself.
Nah, she basically just like...
It was just like a message, like, you know what I mean?
Take your time to yourself and...
and um and uh and um uh heal wish you the best hope you enjoyed some of the night at least
i didn't say get better soon bro you missing a four
I
Didn't say give it or something like bro, I said whatever you didn't need to go so I needed to step back
So you can log back in
Oh my god
Oh
He said this for Yugi
What you doing?
Bro those good bachelors though you can't eat a lot. Oh wait, I could find her number
Okay, I think that's all those old messages bro. Holy fire search everywhere for that shit
I think it was this one, okay.
Base 0-1, tip 1-1.
What on Earth does Jerry have on his face?
Bro, I think I can't run no pimple patches nowadays, bro.
My name is C.B. and I'm in skincare, bro. You've already seen him.
You know what I'm saying? He would get right here. He had all that shit.
No, bro. We're gonna call it an IG, bro. We're gonna run.
Watch this
Nigga looks sparkling road. That's that good skin care, bro. When you got good skin care, you're gonna sparkle, bro
He has no pimples, bro, that's how you avoid them where we're good skin care, bro
That's sookie smooth skin like sookie do rad
Boom
Yeah
They offer 25 hour stream and they get an Archey call, but if they pick up this call, that's
how you know.
They the Hungry's.
If they pick up this call, they the Hungry's.
Yo, what's good?
Hey, y'all ready for...
Oh, hello?
Hello?
Hello, can y'all hear me?
Hello, y'all hear me?
Hello?
You hear me?
I can't hear you.
Oh.
Hello?
We can't hear you.
I love this button.
I don't know.
Hey!
Can you hear us?
Oh, wait.
Can you hold this for a second?
Let's go.
Yeah, what's good?
What's the EDC?
Yo, what's good?
EDC Squad.
We're here.
Yeah.
Yeah, what's good? What's the EDC yo was good EDC squad we ready to get lit
Wait, what's that are you almost excited for?
And check smokers
No, bro, Zed I'm gonna see Zed
No, I'm gonna lie. No, y'all y'all ready?
We're coming tomorrow night, so look look we we put up tomorrow night
So look we can pre-game before EDC and then we are right now together y'all y'all down
Yes, and also Ava my boy laser. He was asking about you
Okay, but yeah my boy laser. He was asked about you
Yeah
Like
Sunny Redify Archie Santee laser
JDab
Sammy so we got a we got a
One last quick question wait, what do you think about my man's laser though?
What you think about my man's razor?
Let's go!
Oh, my God.
Please shut the door!
Why?
He's got a lady.
He's a laser.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Now, shit, do he look good, though?
He's dirty.
What?
Do he look good?
Obviously, but I have to hear you wait one side.
Do he look good?
Everyone is beautiful.
Hey, check it out!
Hey!
OK, hey, see y'all.
Bye!
bro what are we going to do now bro don't say laser that close bro
based hero one tip one dog nigga you gassed it with the soundboard
$267 underscored tip $1.00 if someone told me everyone is beautiful
I'm blowing my shit clean off with a side off
No, maybe bro. She's a personality type of girl. So it takes time. She's got to get to know laser when she gets to know
Yeah, bro. Come on, bro anonymous tip $1.00 damn. She really said laser has a face only a mother can love
She did not say that she didn't say that he funny and she said he beautiful bro. You know I mean bro
He funny beautiful bro. That's a green
Come on, bro. She just didn't want to do too much
Anonymous tip it one dollar MF you always do this shit
What do you mean now for next bro who we gonna talk to?
I'm not even showing this like this. It's not even on the street.
Hey man, you're putting Mio at this Israeli baby.
Like bro, can you get a...
I'm sorry bro!
Don't take tip of one dollar. She called that niggat shit so wrong.
Bro!
Anonymous tip for $1. Someone in chat DDOS this nigga so I don't have to hear this soundboard.
Wow, wait, we called each other at the same time. Is that crazy?
Dude, where did I thought of mine connection?
Yo, you hear me? Hello?
I can hear you.
Hello?
It's DevDoc KipLendBong on his birthday by the way.
It's good, bro. I heard about your night, bro
What am I hearing bro that you was talking to a girl that had a boyfriend and she was working on you
I'm gonna just be like you I'm gonna just like
Whistle hey, we throw another one tonight, bro, so get ready to get lit my boy. Come on, bro
Get ready. Well, I
Know today's laser boys birthday, bro. It's laser boy, bro. That's our roommate. That's our boy
Come on. We're gonna throw one more
And you gotta come through bro. You got you
I'm getting flashbacks of only you guys did five parties in a row
This is what you said after the first party. Yeah, it's one more one more one last day
I'm gonna go get my jersey from the Raptors
Yeah
21st birthday he's from 21
Like come on, but we got to celebrate with him, bro. That's the big 21 like that's where like you've come a real man
You can dream or you can do whatever now everything's on the table
Yeah
24 bitch
We both oh niggas don't matter
and by the ages there'll be 50.
What's that mean?
Oh, God, bro.
I'm gonna be 25 soon.
What?
I don't even feel like being 25.
Isn't it crazy that I've been seven years
since you've been in high school?
Time flew by, bro.
I remember, bro, I just finished high school.
And I was like, damn, bro, going to college,
listening to Juice World.
And now, bro.
Juice World.
And now, bro, I'm a grown-ass man, bro.
Dude, speaking of grown-ups man, did you see that that chains do on YouTube is actually more long?
It's been more long this whole time.
Who?
That, uh, uh, uh, ChainsFR.
What?
Like a Facebook, but it's been more long the whole time.
Say for three years.
No, for three years?
Yes, Malachi, look at the face of it, it's more long.
Hold on, I'm about to search that out.
Dude, he fooled the internet for three years.
wait what the fuck he really did yes yes yes bro I was shocked I didn't know
mom was gonna give you for free that's crazy where bruce where bruce say
willahi like it's like look at it wait what's his name change for real face
reveal yeah look that up all right bro now I don't want this to change anything
I'm just
What the fuck so Marlin got another YouTube channel with five million subscribers
He fooled the internet for three years
That's crazy
Is this real
Mm-hmm. I'm on my be the code
Well, he's doing twit. He do all that and he got a second channel now. This is not real
He's real
Oh, I heard that the fair is a bunch of like your bros
It's a bunch of bruhs. It's all dudes bruh
Turn the soundboard off tip one dog. Yo, Arky this hat bag is fuck on you goofy
No, it's not
No, no, no, no, I said Waffle wish you this bro cuz we got everyone man this party is gonna be lit to bro
Like everyone who couldn't get under the last one. They're coming in so y'all to come in
Why were you behind Jason and Sophie running the press meet?
I looked at Sonia, Sonia actually doesn't know me.
Why would the leaders tell me to go to the mosque instead of walk in the party?
And then you're the leader behind Jason.
He's like, oh, look at the look of it.
Oh, 24 hours.
Like, what the fuck is that?
I got no money.
Lo siento.
Lo siento, we son.
They have money, any money.
Bro, I'm sorry, bruh.
Hey, why do you want to be a stranger?
I thought I would, but there was an opportunity
to do that, but you didn't do it.
I saw that someone was begging you for something,
and I was like, I thought you were gonna do it.
Laser!
All right, bro.
Laser, I'm sorry, bro.
How about, bro?
Dude, Laser's mad because his, bro,
one of his crushes, bro.
He got a lot of crushes, bro.
Laser, bro, we gon' make it up to you, bro.
We got yonder pullin' up.
Bro, we got suburb talks.
We got everybody coming in.
Look, Rod Dogg come in.
You know what I mean, bro?
Rod Dogg, you coming right?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, you should have invited her again, man.
Laser.
You know what I'm thinking, I'm gonna have to.
What happened?
What happened, bro?
I don't like it with it.
Wait, I don't get it.
What's happening?
What?
What's going on?
What?
Bro what's going on?
Layback!
What?
At the end?
Guapolo Guapolo!
Bro, I'm gonna lie bro, we need you as the bouncers tonight.
I'm not gonna like Archie just said it's all bruhs, bro. I swear to God. It's all dudes, bro
Oh my god
What?
No, what do you mean?
I was down ago, and then
Archie said you shouldn't go
blah blah, but let's go if you have your own party and let those bombs go to the fair
Yeah, I didn't say that.
Bro, I didn't say that.
Wait, bro, I thought Angelica was your girl.
No.
Wait, bro, if I can marry someone right.
I don't think that's a little...
Do it another day, I'll go. Wait, Catmull.
Bro, Catmull, we'll beat you.
Well, yo, Guapo, what happened, bro?
Bro, what am I talking about? You don't want to go no more, cause there's no girl.
Bro, this guy, yeah, this guy comes from Carter.
If you're on the go, then the least you can do is text the girl that's fucking texting me and says you can't fucking go.
Are you dumb as fuck? Why do I have to name a man this shit?
She literally texts me and says, yo, are we still good? Carter's not smiling at me.
Fucking, we're gonna handle that first, don't fuck with me.
What time do you want her to go to the O.S.A. script?
Are you fucking dumb, seven?
We went over this, like, fucking three hours ago.
So, seven.
No, right, though. You're weird as fuck.
Give me my sunglasses and my perfume, bro.
No, no, no, you left it in my car!
Yeah, cuz I thought we were...
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, you thought what?
You thought we were gonna go together. What do we do?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YAAAHHHHH!
Alright, he'll hit you with a truth nook.
He'll hit you with a truth nook.
AJ, bruh.
He's gonna burst, he's gonna flake on you, he's gonna flake on you,
and then he's gonna jump truth nooks. That's fucked up.
Bro, yeah, let's be speaking to him.
You're not gonna go and say something, at least don't play at, like...
You know, I haven't been going out, I've been just...
I do that in there and tell him,
earlier you're not gonna fucking go.
Why does she have to fucking talk to me?
Fuck you.
My only call.
Say something, bro. Damn.
Yeah.
Right, how about you speak the fuck up, bro?
Was I invited just to watch a fight?
Oh, hey, Cap'n'Roll.
Hey, you sound hella good.
I'm sorry I didn't mean to kill a column so far, that's bad.
I didn't kill a column, I'm fucking real good, are you?
Did you just tell him about that or something?
Why didn't you do it?
Now don't cheer, bro, you good.
Wait, careful, bro, we throw one more party tonight for Lazer's birthday.
Please, you gotta come, you know what I mean?
I'm not doing anything today, I am dead.
Whoa, right if I would pay for your Uber or Semi.
So you can just chill.
You know what I mean?
Is it gonna be another hot box?
No, this is gonna be more chill.
You know what I mean, bro?
Say you know the addy?
Okay, I got it.
Wait, bro, this is gonna be more chill, bro.
You know what I mean?
They put a recent...
Oh, I'm gonna send a text blast
telling them we're doing it again today.
Did I get an idea?
Oh, shit.
We could. Bro, we could.
I'm down.
Okay, I'm doing it.
Wait, yo!
Oh, fuck.
I got to the room right out of the room.
Wave the camera, but all right.
Nah, you don't got to pull up, but if you feeling it,
pull up later.
But I mean, anything, bro, I got you with the Uber, you know what I mean?
weren't you saying that you're inviting everyone who didn't get in it's like 200
people no so like it's not that many as well send me just in the chat I just
woke up but I got you what's going on
I don't even believe you because you just smile all the time.
Yes!
Hey, wait, wait, wait, can I ask you guys, can you guys, can you guys give us a sit for
the fairies?
Hold on, let me see that, let me see that.
Okay, I don't know if it's good.
It's just chill.
Ooh.
Maybe I can change your pants.
Yeah, the pants are a little too baggy, bro.
You were losing too much weight.
But no, they're far too big to be ironed a little bit.
Good it's calm. It's a nice fit. I'll give it like a eight
Yeah, I'm aware. I'm aware. I'm gonna work 10
Okay
You bro, you you ready to get a little bit. That's a good fit. I ain't gonna play with you. Thank you
Okay, well, I'm heading over y'all favorite. Hey, hey, man. See you soon. That's when I go. Please please
What time do you go back here, I'll send you a call on Tuesday?
I'll have you came here?
I'll send you a call on Tuesday.
Yeah man.
Wait bro, what happened bro?
Dude, I'm on my brother.
I only slept like 5 hours and also I woke up like, I don't know, I feel like shitting in my brother.
You know you don't bro, it's a mindset bro.
Wait, wait, wait, but cat mom, you showed Rap your eat titties?
titties? Yeah, I gave him a lap dance where I took off my top in a rear. What the fuck?
I didn't know you can do that. What? And then, wait, wrapped in a towel. Where's my
I don't know. What? What?
It's like, uh, it's like for the whole, uh, the whole game, like the whole games, yeah.
I'm sure, like, it's just for...
You don't want to be calling it, calling it, shut up.
Oh!
Dude, what are these sound boards this guy has?
Bro, hey, everyone, everyone check your phone.
Redify just sent a new text blast.
I sent a text blast just to everyone from last night.
All 400 people, I'ma put up an ad.
Thank you.
You just sent a new text blast.
Everyone coming.
We re-throw it if it needs to be there.
Redify.
Come on, let's make it happen.
Let's go to bay every comeback we get lit.
Are we going to be OK, bro?
Bro, y'all gotta come now bro. It's official
Well, right now it's official
It's gonna be here so it's like so like this is here is like we gonna use both cribs
So it'll be more space and it'll be more flowing like then so we can walk back and forth between
the crib and like if y'all need a chill y'all could come in my room vibe out
desktop we can vibe the talk I got water you're excited everybody from the last
party yeah
yeah but no but you're gonna be our bouncer well you would
tell me I'm actually down to buy a bounce bro be the bouncer on my land bouncer
There's a good segment.
It's a good segment.
Bro, can you go over there and try to get back?
Bro.
I got disrespected last time.
Don't leave your ass up my bro walking.
Okay, hell with me outside, bro.
No, no, I'm gonna be a fucking demon at the front door.
I'm gonna get a damn freaking martial
on Lynch walks up trying to get him to grow up.
It's been a long time, bro.
I'm gonna be right up in the space, bro.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
You don't have to say that last time.
I hear it, bro.
Dead ass, bro.
I'm gonna be a demon, man.
I'll actually not break up down.
I'm gonna be a boxer, man.
Yeah?
I'm gonna wear these.
Yeah!
I'm a party dude with a black and white beard.
Black beard.
That's the answer.
Alright bro, so look bro, we going to practice.
I coming to party?
Yeah.
I got five guys with me but we just had a party.
Like I fucked the laser.
Yeah, I told you the boys are the same amount, let me see you do the 360, you can match it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to let you all match something, but I'm going to let you all match something
too.
Make sure you go all the side.
Yeah, y'all these, uh, take your little cocksucker masses and, uh, fucking skid out of your girl's name, here.
And, uh, I'm done dancing, I'm gonna go and handle your girl inside.
YO!
You wanna be, what the fuck?
No, I'm not even, no, I'm not even expecting the maximum level up to front girl last time.
I'm disrespected about...
...older than disrespected, huh?
Hey, but let's just say, there's gonna be ten girls making up or saying you know what, that they're gonna have a death.
YO!
Hey, now pull up bro beat about to rubble look last time we have two dancers, bro. You got a
whole year about to repeat. Yeah, bro. Oh, well, what will matter to bro. You got him mad.
Actually mad. He just he just
Who can balance with me?
Bro, you can get Catmong, so it could be good cop, bad cop.
I don't need such a long way to answer it.
Can I ask Brayden?
Because he has a girlfriend.
Oh, yeah, you can.
So he can't really get in.
Then there's Brayden.
But Brayden will be good.
Are you a Brayden?
That'll be good balances.
This guy's not allowed with who's this?
Yo, I'm sure he's-
Who the fuck-
Yo, are you doing anything tonight?
Oh!
Alright.
God!
What the fuck are you doing?
We're running the party.
At their crib, they need two bouncers at the front door.
I'm gonna be one.
I need you to be a bouncer with me.
Are you down?
That's the neighbor, nigga?
Buddy, what time do you think, what time do you think?
Bro, yeah, like, 10 p.m.,
but everyone probably won't get here at 11,
but like, if you're a bouncer,
probably get here like 10, 10, 30, 10, 30-ish.
Okay, we will probably get to OSS at like 10, 30.
And then, yeah, we'll get there.
So, wait a minute, buddha, do your desktop until then,
do like an hour or two, and then I'm gonna go to your crib,
and then we'll go together.
And then bro, I'm gonna send more invites right now.
We're about to get this shit lit.
People will now, and we're pressing up on kind of
the weeds to try to get with it.
Yeah, more of you?
Dude, let's go on and say,
if the guy doesn't come up with at least,
like, what did we say, the three girls,
he can't get in.
I think I have a nice job on with the guys that chopped
those women, you know, and the three.
Argy, don't worry, this is not on you.
It's gonna be on me and Brayden, okay?
This is not, you don't have to say anything.
Hey, listen, this is why I'm not touching you,
I'll be there in your control bay, but hey, we got to start working all the time.
There he is, yes, yes, yes.
I want to invite everyone to go ahead and get you lit.
Get on me.
No, we're in my 360s, you know what I'm saying?
We're going to get their Instagram feed and make sure they're confirmed that they're real, you know?
And funny suits.
I don't know if I'm going to actually...
No, he thinks of me wearing a black life gear and just like black pants.
And I'm going to wear a black box too.
What is this?
Oh my god.
Black.
Everything.
Where are you?
Who's that?
Oh, I forgot.
Okay.
I forgot that.
Oh, that's Bree.
Wait, Bre.
Bre.
Wait, Bre.
I got a question.
Oh, yeah?
What was really all your family members?
God damn.
How many family members you got?
Yeah.
I've met it all.
Like all my cousins from my dad's side.
They came from Utah.
They came from Utah?
Oh, they still out here?
Oh shit, they still out here, tell them to pull up, bro.
We have like a little thing for laser too.
Yeah, oh God.
So everyone, like everyone from last night,
all the girls are the guys, fuck it.
And we're gonna have bouncers again.
I'll tell, I'll fix the calls.
Yeah!
We're gonna give you a part of our mission,
please, we're gonna give you a part of our mission, please.
We're gonna say hi.
Hi.
What was that?
Was that rap?
No, look, we don't go to bed, come back, go get laid again for the last birthday.
It's too bad.
Bro, it's too bad, bro, rap. Come on!
Let's make sure it's safe! Come on!
We throw up the board yesterday, we throw that one today,
we throw that one tomorrow, and it'll be freaking freaking for EDC and what EDC?
Come on, what are you doing?
No, we don't have back-to-back benders.
Oh, yeah, back to back to back to back. Holy fuck
Hi peace
dude
Yeah, yeah, I'm good in our intent to see if they're announced
Well, dude, but then we were here both you got content for the whole night, bro
No.
Are you genuine, no-trual?
I would ask you the same question after you.
Because I'm going to move to LA in a month and a half.
What would you do in my situation?
Would you take an hour and ten minute drive by yourself right now to LA?
Or would you just entry right now, get ready, drive to LA, and then re-spark when you're there?
Because it's going to be like two hours, there's no time for that.
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Bro, I used to always do the driving segments,
but sometimes they do get annoying.
The driving segment really just depends on you,
and you think you could do it, you know what I mean?
But look, you gotta put a TTS on, put a TTS on,
that should help.
But put the, like, I got the free TTS, I do free TTS.
Yo, Connor, what?
Are you going or not?
No, I'm not gonna go.
So why did you tell her to just go anyways and come with me?
Fuck!
Yeah, she's going with you and...
The song's me, oh yes, I know!
Did you just invite her to go with me if you're not gonna be there?
Bro, you're saying something's not right there too!
Bro, you're...
Dude, yeah, no, no, no.
If you're not gonna be with me if she shouldn't go, why are you just telling her to just go?
So because I'm not going you don't want her to go
Because your girl isn't because you're not going yes. I don't want your girl to go. That's not my girl
I'll just bring the girls. Yeah, they're coming. Yeah, he was your he was you was dead talking about saunty Rizymer
Yeah, on the way as a side quest what?
What?
I'm going with Nick
What's up with shit
At the end of the day
She is still a girl that is gonna go with you guys to the fair. It's gonna be good content, bro
You got me
You don't understand how fucking crazy that is. You didn't even tell me I had to find this out to her
You didn't fucking tell me
Yeah, that I'm not right. That's on me girl. I'm gonna kill you
Obviously, yeah, why the fuck are you like not able to text me or tell me I have fun everything out to her
Yeah
At the same time bro, I don't know why you complaining bro at least brother girl told you bro
And you got to it in timely manner, bro. I feel like you're just complaining complain, bro
They need your fucking food
Nobody has their input, dickhead.
Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna see you tonight at the party.
I'll give you your call in a second.
Bro, give me all my shit back.
You fucking wore my pie, dickhead.
Yes, sir, it's my fault.
It's my fault as well.
No need to be rude, though.
Bro, I don't get it.
How are you gonna be like,
yo, like, just go with them instead?
Like, like, me and Simon ain't even gonna have an egg in plan.
You're just like, I wasn't doing your favor
to, like, take her to you.
Yeah, I'm not good at fair.
Honestly, I just didn't really, I wasn't really good at fair.
Because also, I don't know, I'm not really feeling too great, and then Artie also,
I don't know why I was down now, so why don't you just say that from the jump.
I wasn't going to text you. I wasn't going to text you because you're not going to stop beating.
What do you mean? There's still time.
Okay, she said she was on her way to OSCS criminal awkward that would fucking been
Well, tell you to pull up
By now
for no reason, Guapo, you probably can't even handle two baddies, fake demon.
Guapo's third role tip, Glendale.
I am voluntarily lent on Lizar's stream, and he's going to invite as many guys as possible to bet you out.
Your monsters are needed.
You don't feel good, and you're not even meant to go to the fair, but you're going to go to the party.
Yeah, because it's later, so I'm going to end my show now and take a little two hour nap,
Because I didn't really sleep well last night and then I'm gonna go to Braden's and restart and
Because right now I'm deadass like sweating
No, but you would take care bro
Because you can't say no to her does any fucking like throw on to me, bro
Dude, that's I swear. That's not how I was looking like genuinely when you told me
Oh, it's on there. Where's there? So yeah, I just thought I said, okay
That's gonna be a girl, you know something you know anything with her and like that
Well, I'll be honest I'm alive
Ronald didn't like when you shana
Put her on the son see bro, and I'm gonna keep it a stay. He doesn't want to tell you bro
But that was kind of weird. I'm be real brother. He's trying to do some he's trying to put it on a son T
I know
I'm just speaking I'm gonna say I'm jumping a little true and now you mad
For all the science he put around with you now broken are you stuck bro? So what's up?
Oh, he was the one that mentioned that I don't want her in the car with saunty and red because they're gonna raise her
I said yeah, they will raise her fuck it
I'm going to do this for me, for a favor, trying to, what?
All right, it's fine.
What do you need a favor?
You're already going to be elicit for anybody.
Pick up red and something.
You're not going out of your way to do anything.
What do you mean?
I'm just trying to hold another person to the, to the,
what?
What, bro?
It's all right, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Woo-hoo!
I, okay, so you know what?
Yeah, I guess I had no room, but you know what?
I guess I saw, yeah, no, you're right, you're right.
Fuck it, it's not.
What?
Are you having a party?
No, Wobble, you're being overdramatic.
Brother!
You gotta kill.
Yeah, brother, one more person in your car.
I guess it's that bad, bro.
Like, hey!
Hey, I don't want to see you grow!
I don't want to wait for that to be burned out in the long drive!
The point is, just on the point,
the point is you didn't communicate any of this to me.
I was talking about you have to be middleman right now.
Wobble!
I'm sorry I've been in a middleman position,
that's my fault, that's, I should've been.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The way Yo Capri was good, man.
What's up, bud?
Yo, so I was talking to her.
Yeah.
She was going to run off on me, and she told me she might come,
and she's down on her own car right now.
That is?
Hey, shit, bro.
Hey, bro, let's talk.
I'm down, bro.
Invite Redify, and the Redify will add me in the call.
I bet I got you.
I bet, man.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck going on?
Wait, hold on.
Hey, bro, we got to finish this, because I got to get better.
I got to raise my guapo.
I didn't even slam any of the bets.
Hey, bro, y'all know on the way in like 30 minutes, y'all.
Sparky Xion trip are gonna go hard.
Yes, come on Xion, the movie.
Yo bro, Guapo, you're just insecure.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Bye bro, you're just not insecure in communication,
you're insecure on your friend.
Think of this, bro, he was gonna tell you,
it just happened, bro, you know what I mean, bro?
He needs to recharge, he needs to take time.
He's gonna end the stream and come back later
and you're just gonna leave.
Anonymous tip one down.
Guapo and Ra-Doc are D1 crash out
baby's anger management in the future.
Let's go, I'm staying alive, bro.
Y'all can't control us.
I'm gonna give you D1 crash out,
but I don't want you to go.
I don't know. Let me actually make seem out of it, bro.
You got rhetoric, bro. Relax.
No, you're fucking re-broad. Yeah.
No, man. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Why?
So what, bro? So what now, bro?
You guys are just going to do what, bro?
Rubble, pick her up.
Anonymous to run.
There's nothing new, bro. You drive around with her.
Rubble drivers shouldn't be complaining like this.
Bro, rubble.
You got a Tesla.
You drive around for a little bit.
Uber, it's OK, bro.
Even you drive is a Tesla driver. Why are you complaining?
You just had a camera game you talked to the stream, bro
Like that's all you had to do
And let wrong you be thanking me that I'm giving you a risk statement for one hour in your class bro. Thank him, bro
Like bro
As a streamer you have me to adapt he's put you in a great situation so you can make more content, bro
And you're complaining like what are you secure?
Hey, bro, you're giving me crazy content for an hour one color president that's fair a fuck you
bro, I've never seen someone complain about free content ever literally bro. Let's vote
That was wrong with you, bro
Well, now Rod dog get ready to come over here. We don't get rid of the party like what boy hated out without girl
Bro, I'll do whatever he got going on
I
I go slow 267 underscored tip $1.
I know Guapo ain't mad about a little drive when he dead ass drove 6 hours back and forth
and then another 6 hours back and forth and then spent 2K on a dinner that she didn't
even touch holy shit.
Bro, right now we just don't see you, bro.
I'm eating. I'm eating.
I'm dead as eating
Wapo stand up for your battle
Yo, come on bro. He's not fat bro. I'm a bad bro. I'm just kidding
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself!
Yeah!
And you too, that's it.
In game, Chad.
In game.
Anyway.
Are you OK?
What?
I'm so sorry to hear that.
Fuck, never mind.
I didn't see that one.
I'm good, dude.
I hear it all the time.
Who talks to you like that?
It's a man
That's why bro us three us four let's change internet
Let's make it a better place. Let's save it
Okay, okay. Hey, yeah, just let us know hey you you you got any um, you know any request for the party like you
What do you want there?
We need to get $1.
A topic, but did we ever find out who the green alien was last night?
I don't feel ready requesting anything if I don't even know who I'm gonna go, you know?
No, but like, that's why we're...
Tiffany, you wanna go up?
Tiffany, hey, Tiffany, come through!
I used the $267 underscored tip, $1.
Yo Red, can you maybe invite Jenna Ortega and her brother, I heard they were in LA and
are ready to get lit named that right.
Make sure her brother got a girl to make the ratio even.
All he's got to do is 24 when I am Rod Dogg moon dickhead.
24 no motion dick, $1.
First time you are here, who's the Muslim in the bottom right?
Okay, how good streams yeah, okay, bye cat mom
Anonymous tipped one dog
Yo, what the fuck we chat is sunny live rope. I'm alive, bro
We need sunny egg bro. We need sunny and cake to pull up bro fairs. You know I mean
Hey, Sonny, your hair looks so fire.
Black boy, that's a different one.
I'm going to hit you.
Take that.
All right, so, Sonny, so right now we're throwing a party for laser's birthday, Sonny.
me out we need you to come yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes it's his
21st birthday is his 21st why
I
You could play League on my setup you can log in everything you can set it up. Oh, I mean I
Promise
No, it's not
My shit not
You should have trashed.
Sonny, you can play League on my setup, please.
Then what's the point of me coming over?
I can just play League at home.
No, but look, you can do your party.
You can get your party segment, and then you go upstairs,
have your league segment, go back down, and you're ready.
You know what I mean?
Best of both worlds.
Instantaneous stimulation.
You know what I mean, bro?
So the chat's always getting lit.
Like, if people who want League, they're going to get the League.
If people who want the party, they're going to get the party.
You can go back and forth.
I promise, bro, it's going to be a movie.
All right, good news or bad news?
Oh, Sunny, good news.
Sunny gifted $1.
I said I am not going to make it.
Sunny, you said you're not going?
I said good news.
I'm going to play league tonight.
Bad news.
I'm not going to be there.
Sunny.
Sunny, play for me now.
Why?
But why haven't you called Roddy?
Why do I have a hard of calling Roddy turn into a party?
Please, Sonny, come on.
I'll drop you off.
I'll drop you off, I promise.
And you got my food after.
Yeah, and I got food.
Avenue 26.
Woo!
OK, hold on.
Wait, with the horchata too?
Yeah, with the horchata.
Please.
I'm not asking for a lot.
I might as well just one more day.
One more day, Sunny, come on.
You don't need me there.
We do need you there.
You're Sunny.
Sunny, we love you.
We need you there.
Come on.
I
Yana
Rod on Lou we got Brady and
We got like a hundred people other people come in like suburb talks pulling through Guapo
You know I mean
Yes suburb talks coming through literally
So what do you say oh Lindsay Lindsay Nicole's pulling up
You don't listen to Chloe's
Yeah
Yeah, bro, she pulling up
No, I mean come on Chloe Parker pulling up everybody pulling up
Sonny, it's gonna be a movie. Oh Max is coming
Maxine
We all are that's all I'm done
Her soundboard so fast tip $1. Yo, sonny, I heard faker coming
You know, I'm getting a little
some he faker.
You're the odd she's coming.
Wait, look at my nails.
You got the number three.
Oh, hold on. That's good tech.
What the fuck?
It looks so good.
I'm going to let it Sunday.
Fire. Hey, everybody,
Yeah, so they're so nice. Oh my god, you're slain. Yeah, look
Nah, hell no I am
No, I was just trolling
Okay, so I mean
What time do you need me to come, Marky?
Like, like 10 or 10.30.
Son, you got, what, you wanna come later?
I'm gonna think about it.
No!
What the fuck was that?
Oh, Sonny!
Yes?
Come on, we need you there!
All right, bitch. Let me think about it, and I'm gonna keep it up to you.
Okay.
Los Santos!
Thank you.
All right, Sonny.
All right, sonny.
I'm tired.
Everything great is done tired.
Think about C. Beaver.
C. Beaver.
Okay, C. Beaver, C. Beaver, C. Beaver.
All right, Sonny?
Yeah.
Catch you in the grave, little.
Okay, I think y'all is outside bro. What you're fucking we told y'all we should even
The fair too far
It's already seven
Let's get some lights, bro. We need cake now, bro. If Sunny come cake on pull up to bro because I think they together right now for some shit
I
Wait did um, did he as you in that call Caprice?
Yeah, yeah
Okay, okay, and we still got this champagne bottle we got a pop room same, but we can still get lit that champagne
Sub-arkey how big is the cock what the fuck are you talking about?
But every gotta cause Sammy bro, I know Sammy tired bro. Oh, I can't send an accent
Hope I can't send you get on accent. God damn. Look at my fat-ass fingers
Hi, bro, I'm calling Sammy
Oh
Her command is coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah before the party I
Bro Sammy bro
No, come on row it's time
Bro, how you see
Is that 10 bro, so you ever here by 10
Hi, bro, this is the last party now. I'm all I bro you you got to take some medicine
Well, cuz after this bro, we we way bro. You got the hentai virus
Bro, bro, cuz let me go to EDC, bro
Yeah, yeah, so box and then EDC
I
Come on said that she's gonna bring some medicine, bro. So hey, bro. So you be good
All right, let's step outside and game young bro. I'm on a lot of road
We gotta make y'all do that you do that string with that one kid, bro
Because he hit the 50 lights or so shit
Thanks, take I'm not going come on. Yeah
Wait, wait on auto. Can you switch me?
And then boom, and then boom, and then we come back, hopefully we can hop on the car.
What is that clip that?
That's your way of saying shit, right?
No, no, no.
Because I think in that clip, I said, I was like, oh, we're seeing each other.
I was like, let's see who I'm going to play with.
And I was like, but I got Kelly here.
He's like saying, like, he's bringing that to me.
Oh, okay.
You know what sort of play that is.
I said, oh, you're like, oh, we're seeing that.
I was like, you know, like, but I got Kelly here.
He's like saying, like, you bring him back and you know what sort of play like that.
Laser, you ready?
Come on, bro.
Today your day, bro.
We all make sure that at the end of this night, you fucked up, bro.
You how many shots are you taking?
You legal now.
Laser, come on, bro.
Come on, bro. We're talking to you.
That's disrespectful, bro. What you doing?
What did I do?
Bro, I literally just said you did my man Q.
She said, I think he beautiful. She literally said that.
She did say that.
She said you're beautiful.
And she said she won't see your EDC. That's what you're coming with us.
Bro, and she said come to EDC.
That's disrespectful, bro.
No, right?
It's not disrespect. She literally said come to EDC.
Alright, bro. You want to call her again right now? And then, bro, you talk to her?
No, nigga. What the fuck?
Missing my steed too
What are you talking about?
No, she's fucked with you
Where we said laser coming in easy she said oh nice
Oh, hey on I ain't got my shit laser come on, bro. I'm a color one more time right now. No, you sure
Oh
Lays our room we don't need that brother bro listen this party going cheer you up, bro
We need more oh, I think stop you fix it
Yo, I mean you wait for you customer the overall
Oh shit, oh shit
But oh shit
Who's that?
You got alcohol I know I bro we make our shit look like a fucking slum
Well all this who the fuck do a suitcase off the roof?
Oh, that's not y'all. I mean that's Amazon who the fuck is that?
Oh
We could do the cleaning center here, okay, I'm down. Hey, oh, yeah
Hey, oh, yeah, that's lazy
Well, why was he but you ready for the night?
Well, I'm not a liar, bro.
Every day feel like a Saturday, bro.
I feel like just school just got out.
Like, I just got a bad week and it's time for Saturday.
Go on a real good day.
Like, bro, this is actually awesome.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, look at that.
Hey, bro, I'm on a WeChat that takes blasts
to all 400 people on the list.
Well, I'm not a liar, bro.
Let's get all of them.
And now you got your set up.
So you could go to party and you can go chill, set up.
Chill in my set up.
And you go back and you feel better like it's gonna be a movie
I'm not a high voice, it's actually perfect bro
How are you guys on me to pull up? Is she coming?
Oh she just caught a flight to Hawaii for a few days
What the fuck? That ass?
Nooooooo
Fuck, you know the law
I didn't have to go on the law
Bro, I think I said y'all are the wrong address bro
Oh
I don't think she's here bro
I mean I ain't allowed to go on the chat if I'm gonna correct it bro
Cause everyone knows that I'm interested in the high school though
No, I sent the right address, but you know like when you send the right address, they'll be two of them for some reason.
Laser!
Oh wait, I think that's her. Oh, never mind, she's alone.
Oh
You can show this, you can show this, oh yeah, why he just moved in, and we're throwing
one more party tonight.
Wait, really?
Yeah, it's for our boy's latest birthday, but this one's not going to be as big, this
one's going to be more chill, it's going to be chill.
Yeah, yeah, you say it looks super musty. It was it was high kick in there. I'm not a lie
Hey, it's still kind of steep, but it's okay. It's not that bad. So you make your way up and you know be careful
But yeah, look just a birthday boy right here
Laser you good man. Just a birthday boy
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, laser!
Thanks.
Happy birthday!
But why are you not happy, bro?
Yeah, I want a cake versus flicks.
Yeah, it's a cake! She got an OVO cake!
A cake to split.
It's OVO YANA!
Yo, yo?
Yeah!
I'm officially...
Nothing, Drake.
Yeah, yeah.
Drake, I want you to take...
Oh, never fucking know.
No!
I'm serious.
It wasn't good, but it was for me.
Yeah, see? So you didn't want to live for YANA.
Yeah, I did.
I'm grateful.
No, why are you being ungrateful in your birthday?
He said it was an accident.
Me?
No, it's because basically he had a crush on a girl.
Oh.
She didn't want you?
No, I caught the girl and I said,
what do you think about my man later?
She said, oh, he's cool.
And then I said, did he handsome?
She said, everyone's beautiful.
So what does that mean when a girl says that?
That means he's not interested.
But that's okay. That's okay.
That's okay.
Well, I brought an OVOK because I'm officially an angler celebrity.
Let's go.
Yeah.
We can split that, actually?
Yeah, of course. It's vanilla.
So we'll do a party too because you're OVO now.
So birthday party and OVO.
Yeah. So happy birthday.
Birthday party
I fell off the map for a minute the internet was getting crazy on me. I had to fall off
Yeah
Yeah, I'm not even gonna say nothing, but yeah
You want to see now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I brought it to share. Okay. Yeah. Yeah
Oh my goodness guys
Okay, let's cut the cake. Hey, you gotta do the honor. Yeah, of course
I'll hold it again. You cut the cake. Okay. This is celebration says I made it on the album. You did. I'm all right
I would when we heard that. I know we're so supported. Okay guys. We're cutting the cake and congrats
That's OVO crew.
Yeah, cause we're all OVO now.
Oh my god, we are.
Mmm.
What flavor is that?
Vanilla.
Yes.
I like vanilla.
Is that a safe option?
Yeah.
Okay.
Who you gonna give the first slice to?
Hey, since you're the birthday boy.
Birthday boy.
Mm-hmm.
I wanted that first slice.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Happy birthday!
That's a big slice bro. Put it right here. No, but the birthday the birthday person gets the biggest slice
Yeah, birthday boy got it. It's a big slice, bro
Now put it on there vote that and it's gonna mean nothing fancy since when do we get fancy around here?
Bon Appetit and I try a bite
He's coming out icing.
It's good.
You like that?
You like it?
Happy birthday.
He started 21.
Oh, you're lit.
Young and lit.
He got a new crush.
He started 21.
He lit.
Oh, and he got a girlfriend and everything.
You got life figured out.
Archie.
What's on his heart here?
I even brought my party hat and everything.
No, bro, why did you bring extra?
Because I didn't know if y'all wanted to wear them.
I don't want a party hat.
Okay, let's keep going around and let's go give some more to people.
Okay.
Oh yeah, no, we're gonna pack three of them.
Here you go.
So we have another party hat.
Oh, yay!
Yeah, I'm excited for it to be lit in here.
Would you like a slice of cake?
Yes.
Oh my god.
DJ, we got a DJ, we can do a DJ segment during the party and we play your part of the song.
Oh yeah, the ending part. Yeah.
Oh, there we go. Okay. Cool.
Alright, let's go. Well, and we also have another OVO member here, OVO rap. He was at the high school, so we drink.
Oh, okay. So I'm not the only OVO here.
Let's give our next slide. Maybe Sachi? I'm for you. Sachi like eating. Wait, laser, you want another one or are you good?
Wait.
You can't do it while we're here, we have a piece for you.
You might go and cut a slice.
She's got an idiot.
You're fairly busy.
Out, you guys.
Oh, my God.
Don't eat too much of that diet, though.
I'm going to go up the curtain.
OK.
Let me in.
Well, now, have that shit right here.
Nobody's here, oh he's in the shop, chill and sour.
I'm gonna go give him some.
Santi!
Bro!
What's up?
I got a cake for you.
I'm showering!
We don't care, we have something for you!
Santi!
Don't throw a flower in here again, stop!
We're numb, we have a cake!
No!
Don't harass me again!
Santi!
We have something special
We know I want a party
Yeah, bro, I'm getting drunk
You whatever drink or should we leave him a slice? Should we come back?
Why are you leaving the slice right there?
The fair, bro, I'm on it. The fair got canceled.
Oh, I wanted to go.
Yeah, I got... don't think that the fair is two hours away.
Oh, shit. Maybe we can give him, like, this slice.
Okay.
All right, I saw you. We left you some cake.
Yeah, we got... we left you a slice.
Okay.
Happy birthday!
Yes!
Okay.
Did you get here?
Oh shit.
Who's up here?
Hey!
Wait, it's birthday.
It's birthday.
And we bought our cake for my OVL appearance.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, would you like a slice?
Uh-huh.
I'll show you.
I'll play the official.
Hey, here you go.
Laser.
I mean, oh, did I?
My bad.
No, it's not basically, bro.
I'm still drunk.
You're going viral for what oh shit
There you go, yeah
Enjoy it enjoy it while you can yeah see you in the grave
Yeah, see you in the grave nigga go ahead eat your cake. Yeah eat that cake
Yeah, come on hurry up hurry you know I'm trying on the icing yeah you don't want
you don't want none of the ice cream.
It's good.
We'll see you in the grave nigga.
You like it?
No I shouldn't.
This is official.
That's right.
Can we go up here?
You can go up here.
Yeah, I love it.
Wait, you've kind of cleaned up in here.
Yeah, this side is clean.
We do a whole party and we got fucked up.
You cleaned it up kind of nicely.
Yeah, you know, we do because it's enough of a little nice.
Wait.
Should we not?
All right.
I don't know what to do.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what to do.
I'm very, very, very, very good.
You have to do what?
You know what to do.
Open up! Open up! We have something for you!
You're so fucking strong!
Hello!
Hey!
How are you?
Good! Happy late birthday!
You're looking so fun!
Yes?
Look, it's your cake!
Oh, it's...
It's your cake.
It's how I've eaten.
No.
It was for you.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, my God.
Here, we got you a spoon.
Yeah.
It's enough.
No, this is enough.
Have at it.
Thank you.
Right on.
Damn, you're old as fuck.
Right, and you gotta make sure you got to eat it, bro.
Yeah, come on, try a bite.
Did somebody fart on this?
No, it's clean.
There you go.
Isn't that good?
You like it?
Yeah.
What's it called?
Icing.
It's vanilla.
Jinx?
It's delicious.
Yeah, I don't know if I stole a bite.
Why are we going under?
Huh?
We're not going under.
We're not.
Oh, we not going under
No, no, we're doing it out of the kindness of our heart
Another one
I didn't get no text you get a call. Oh, that's right
Fuck that shit!
But yeah, um, so did you like it?
Huh? No, it was delicious.
Wait, did you?
Yeah, I see you in the grave.
Huh?
I see you in the grave.
What do you mean, I see you in the grave?
You don't know what we put in that cake.
Oh, and Yana, tell them where else you got it for a birthday.
Oh yeah, you are a millionaire.
What?
What do you mean?
What did you get me?
Tell me what else you got.
I got you something real nice
Yeah, I got you something good
It's coming though, what do you mean?
No, what happened was I ordered it, but it didn't come on time. Yeah, but it's all these way
No, yeah, I'm gonna be waiting has to think about me
Yeah, I'll argue don't you have it? I ordered it here you have it in your room. It's in your room
Oh shit, I hope nobody stole it
Did you know that our neighbors left it to the party yes, why I don't know I was like yeah
Let's go. I'm late and then I see I see him getting escorted out and they're like this and then right up ice yelling and he's saying
he's touching he's touching people oh god well tonight for the bouncers we got
right on moon and Brady right on the moon and Brady Brady on
Brady oh Brady yeah yeah oh shit that's I bet those are two good bouncers yeah
And
Bro tell brother
No
Last time we had too many dudes like we had like
Oh, you want the bitches you want the bitches here?
Rachel so one guy so the girls don't feel left out
Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say no you can't get in here. You got happy
No, get the fuck out of here
Look, look, you're the bouncer, I'm a bouncer.
Okay, okay.
Oh my God, is Yugi laser bird thing?
Yeah.
Don't let me in.
You got VIP?
I'm on the list.
You on the list?
My friends just went in.
No, no, no.
My friends went in.
No, no.
What's the emotion part?
It's the emotion part of you cannot get in.
My friends just went in, they're right there.
No, you look a hot-eyed mess, turn around.
Can I say that?
Yeah.
That'd be my host, that is that.
No, oh, that's mean, I wouldn't say that.
but not every kid in the party you guys are very similar you know what he says
this you know it don't have him as a bouncer don't have him as a bouncer why
he can't say no he's too nice oh you better get to saying no we're down
there too bro but in a bouncer no I'm too nice too no I'm like the two nights I
just feel bad saying no wait you just have to say no like we're sorry guys
It's getting too heavy.
Oh, they don't listen.
No, they don't listen.
They go like, please, I need this.
My damn.
Please, I really, really need this.
Apparently, there's a method saying that they're a breezed cousin.
Yeah, look at that.
Oh, yeah, that's my brother in there.
What the hell?
Who's cousin?
He's my girlfriend.
Aw, yeah.
Well, you should say, hell no, you ain't.
You gotta put your foot down.
Well, listen, I'm gonna be the supporting cast in the bouncers.
I'm actually down.
I'm parched.
There's the water in here.
And I don't want that water that's on your desk.
No, no, you do not want that water.
I don't want that water.
Archie, you want one?
Oh, yes, thank you.
Yeah, take one.
I need to wash down all the cake.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to have that cake.
I've got a mouth dry.
Happy birthday, buddy.
Thank you, brother.
Yeah, thank you.
I tried to pull off, bro.
Nah, don't be a worse.
I know that.
She was shut down.
I'm not shut down.
But we have to go.
We have to go to the kitchen.
Dude, that was.
Labor, what did they say when you tried to get in?
I didn't even get to the door. I just turned around brother chopper was up. Oh my god
The chopper was up in the air helicopter. We had like four stars. Oh shit
The cops are flying through the canyon and they were yelling through the fucking megaphone or whatever that shit was doing too much
I heard it from the helicopter, bro. Wait, well, I'm ready for the party. I mean y'all didn't invite me yesterday
We invited you stop what are you? You did not invite me. Yes, we did. I say to you a personal message
I said you can't make it. It's okay. Don't feel pressured. No you didn't
He didn't invite me I put it on the hardy
Okay, yeah, you did
Bro, I she knows I invited her but she just you're probably tired. No, I was I fell off
Huh, yeah, I
Didn't want to be outside
That happens that happens a lot so what it's what it's laser shit
I want him to do good like what what is wrong? He's already man, bro
I fucked yeah, because he I caught his crush he caught his crush and said something really don't I caught his crush
I said you hold this haha
Did that's the one question you guys
And she said and she said I think everyone's beautiful at least it wasn't a no
Yeah, that's worth it. No, that's I say
But we all beautiful in some ways like they would that's like bad, bro
But that's that's reason now the party or he could have said or you or if she would have said well
Everyone's chopped like then that would have been worse. Okay. True. Yeah
Maddie
Yeah
This is not a laser's first crush
Laser's not a law of his own
See, here you go
Woah
You can double that
Yeah, don't say nothing
She was an aside
Wait, wait, Arky, Arky, what are you doing today?
Wait, wait, when's the party start?
Ewww
Wait, wait, I want to see if it would hurt you
It never hurt
They coming at
I
Wouldn't see if it would hurt that two hours guys. Okay. We have two hours. I need to go get I want to go get something
Okay, okay, which one to go get I want to charm for my charm bracelet
Yeah, so you get over your side by everything there. No, I have this before I was OVO
Yeah, no, we're OVO, but yeah, I hope you enjoy your cake. I'll be enjoy your cake
No, you don't feel like drowsy or nothing to you today
I feel like a little like not too much pressure, but like just a little hungover, but I'm okay
But never again in my drinking bubble that's okay cuz we're we're all we're getting lit
Wait, how many stops you take yesterday at 623 actually yes, that's why I was gone for so long
Hey
I'll get out of here. I'm not a child reader, bro. I can't read my chat in a minute. Oh, yeah, me too
Oh, wait, here we go. All right. I look they dead eyes go into the fair. Oh
Shoot, I wait I gotta get I gotta get him a prize. Can we I gotta get him a present? Oh, shoot. Let's get my present
Don't forget to yeah, I know it was yesterday, but like nah, you know I already got you a gift
Yeah, it is good.
Really?
Wait, what?
I can't get him a gift.
Hey.
You didn't get you a gift?
I didn't say that!
Is that what you said?
No, no, I didn't say that.
I didn't get you a gift.
I ordered it on Amazon.
Oh, that means it's expensive.
Yeah.
This is what Kate's about to say.
He's about to say,
Yo, Archie,
where should I pull up with you,
your surprise gift?
Bro, God, please say that.
Yeah.
I'll go pay for you. We will be waiting. We will we will I want that will be waiting for my gift
Okay, yeah, I think it's coming tonight. Yeah
Okay, well me and Arc here are gonna go get lasers good. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you look like a bad bitch
for my first
I want to fuck me too
You know how balloons we can go get some balloons
Yeah, I don't understand the Kirk will get do what it live. It's cheap. I don't get it. Huh wait. I don't get it
Let me tell you something the Kirk
What's that yeah, they talk about the big Kirk that's what I call it, but they call it Kirkland you do a Kirk Kirk Lane
Oh, okay. I got it at Costco. Oh Kirk Lane dude. I spent I spent like it was like both seven bottles on like
$200 what?
I'm not trolling. I'm being serious
This is real
I don't think you should be drinking that the Kirk yeah, okay, they're big babies or at least the ones that yeah
How much are you gonna drink today? Yeah?
Take it light. I'm gonna take a light maybe like 10. I'm gonna go
Shit
Well, you can't you'll die. Okay yesterday. I didn't you were giving me the gift and I dropped the water and I kept going
I wasn't there, I wasn't there, like I remember everything but I wasn't there.
Today, I think I'm gonna do, I'm gonna match Archie.
How about for the Archie, how about you, I'll do, okay, I'll match you bro.
I'm gonna match Yalla.
Yalla, how about you?
You know I'm lit.
You know I'm lit today.
No, today I think I'm gonna go for, because my liver is screaming, I smoked on the countdown.
Wait, you were smoking?
No, no, no, the liver.
You were smoking on the countdown?
No.
No, I wasn't smoking on the couch. I was drinking on the couch. Oh, but that day today, and then I'm sorry that day yesterday today
I'm not like I was probably dying, but it's okay. I'll just drink water
What's that change now that from your book like a like a good friend
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
No, it's okay to rage, bro.
Okay.
What's that chain you got?
Is that from your group of friends or something?
It's OVO, nigga.
Oh, that's the sample!
Yeah.
Well, actually, no, this is an arts and crafts Chanel, but I like to add my twist on it.
Okay.
Hey, guys, how are y'all doing?
Oh, that didn't mean that, Liana.
You didn't see the North Carolina.
Shut the fuck up!
No, I'm kidding. I just see any of you fall for it when you got a tap dance
I'm busy a fog you know, I you know, I've been walk one walk one walk one
Me I say walk one
It's very very full
You said your schedule is full. Yes, I guess it's full. I could do we can maybe the 16th
You don't got shit on there. We could be in Bobby Bobby, so we could do 15 in the night
But now I'm morning morning, so we can't be 15 because remember the meeting the meeting
Hold up. Let me check my schedule. We can do the 25, but it's really up to you
Okay, wait, no, I'll actually plan it with you, but my schedule is actually busy. Oh, bro, imagine
Damn you busy. I got a busy sketch
Magic plan. See I got a busy sketch. You gonna have to find a
colors on here. I ain't never seen a schedule with that fool.
You know I'm busy now.
What the fuck?
How about, wait guys, I can teach you how to tap on the 28.
This month?
Damn, we gotta wait a whole month?
That's the end of this month.
Oh, I think we can.
Why?
Zion.
No, we come back on the 27th.
Yeah, guys, I'm gonna be able to make it.
Why?
Because I got something else to do.
I'm busy as fuzz.
I'm down for the 28th.
Let's do it.
Okay.
All right.
28th.
You just have to type that.
Okay.
We're not.
How do we get our shoes?
No, I know everything.
I'll do.
I'll sort everything for you.
Yeah.
I'll treat you all to a little cute day of captain.
Let's do it.
Have a little bit of dinner after.
My bad
Yeah, who you get?
Watch it, you know, you know, I'm OVO now you can't you can't be playing like that
Wait, can we can we go cuz I you know I gotta get there
No, no, I gotta get
No, no, no, no, no, it's not for you. Yeah, no, no, no, I already ordered you these gifts
I gotta get a gift for Lizard.
Lizard.
That's gotta get a double mad now.
Now he's pissed.
No!
No, no, no, no.
No, please.
Oh!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I hate both of y'all.
Okay, right.
Theoretically, what's a gift you want?
Dude, just something like probably $10,000.
some new clean underwear because you have shitty draws
You alright?
I'll be right back.
Eeko!
You want to know what's funny?
Eeko!
I'm just a little scared.
You good, Obi-O, y'all know?
You good?
I was great.
Oh, it's great.
Do you mind getting ready, please?
Come on.
Are you good?
There you go.
Are you OK?
I'm good.
I was just laughing.
I was just laughing so hard because I...
Y'all, give me some of that shit!
Let us in on the joke!
Joe! Let us in!
Let us in Joe!
Okay, I'm only laughing because I know Yugi's saying
No I didn't.
I'm pretty dope here.
Think about it.
It's terrible.
Oh shit.
Are you good?
Are we on Yarno?
I can't.
Someone help.
Stop laughing.
Okay, I'm done.
No.
I
Okay
Remember something not expensive, but not too expensive and I'll get I'll get the drinks out of the car right?
No, true. I like we're actually doing it. Oh god. We're actually doing it cool. I think there should be
like around six to seven bottles no joke six to seven bottles and if that's
enough
Huh? What'd I say?
Oh, it's cause Drake decided to, uh, like pretty much, uh...
You, you decided to have his birthday on Drake Day.
Oh. But it was also my day too.
It was your day, yeah.
Initiation day.
Oh! Yeah.
Initiation day.
Wooo!
Okay, I'm ready for the world.
It's hot.
Let's go get laser's gift.
Yeah. Not duty.
Okay.
You're gonna come back with a clean pair of drawers for you.
I got clean hair. No, actually you need to do laundry as bad.
We're gonna get you right.
Yeah, but we can get you right, bro.
I'm not taking care of anything after this stream.
It's too much, bro.
It's okay.
But one more day of party? Come on, we keep going.
Yeah, because I didn't make it last time, guys.
I didn't make it to a party yesterday.
me. Because Arky literally said, you don't want to come. Yes you did. I said, hey, should
I pull up? Or is it too late? And he said, nah, I'm not going to lie. That's what he
said. That was it. I could show the text. I literally said, pull up, but right now to
cough and let people in. Yeah. Why would I pull up? Because I would let you know, I
would keep it real. But cough and let people in. Oh, okay guys. And the next one was very
You would have been like sweating in the back.
Woo hoo hoo!
No!
Hitties!
Where's the highest note you can hit?
Oh!
I love that!
Oh!
I hit that high.
He's hitting opera.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Oh!
I can get the high.
Ah!
Oh
Who gets mad
Well, we don't give a fuck if you try to play my bra. I'll go set the record straighter than they go
Wait, what happens what happened to him wait look it up. Oh
Oh my fucking god
I don't even want to see this ever again
You know he was making sure she
Yeah, he was making sure she go right
What in the willy-nilly
Yeah, okay, I'm ready to go. Yeah, I'm waiting to talk to you. You know more
You're wait, you know what guys you're kind of cool
Yeah, ever since I met you guys
We all started abolishing bro like that as we sat here for four hours and ballish
Let's make that shit wrong and do it for eight hours. We gotta start breaking records
One day, I want all of us to start here at Big G and stay in the room and balance for 12 hours, okay?
Yeah, just let me know we are ready. Okay
It's not today. It's real coach. Yeah, they sent it to me. Isn't it cute?
You could give me a bag a duffel you already took it back to my birthday party. I remember my party
You can never have too many bags. That's right. There's somewhere in your room
We gave it back
Okay, I'm ready to go. Okay. Wait, I'll see you at the party. Well time two hours, bro
Okay, I'm gonna get bottles
Right if I how's it look here?
Wait, wait a fire
Thank you
So what do we need by some lights? We're what we'll be on it we can grab them
You got the chasers? Yeah, I'm sure I'm gonna try to get everything right. See you in the grave
Bro, if I love it if you can bro, that's a spec. Bye guys. Crush. I see you later
Yeah, later. See you later. Where am I my hat?
See you later. Bye
Bye guys. Yeah, peace. Bye
Sigh, no, I'm not
Bye guys
Bye guys. Oh, see they don't want me to leave. Bye guys. Oh, it's okay guys. I'll be back
It's okay. Bye guys
Bye guys. Okay. Okay. I'm leaving. Bye guys. Okay
Bye guys. See you later. It's not a good bye. It's like a see y'all later. Bye guys
Oh, no, that person is the good old you, bro.
He made you this, no.
Yeah, no, you're a bad person.
You're not a arts person, bro.
You have to carry it on your shoulder, bro,
because I don't have big shoulders, bro.
You're a one-on-one.
I'm ready to go.
All right, bye, guys.
Bye, guys.
Okay, for real.
Okay.
I bet.
See you later.
No, get out of here!
No!
We're going to the sand plane!
Get out!
No, you're not allowed to drop him up and no more. We're leaving
Bye bye guys
Okay, see you
See you in the grave
I need tissue, because this place stinks so bad.
It really stinks?
Well, it's just like, there's so much dust making me need to sneeze.
Okay, here, you got this.
Thanks.
Can you move the camera? I got a balloon.
I have the allergies.
You want a mic?
Yeah, give him a mic.
I don't want to party with you anymore.
What do you mean?
I'm going home.
I'm going to call my bouncer.
I'm going to make sure the bouncer's on the way.
No, I'm going home.
You don't want to get lit?
No.
You going to miss out?
Yeah.
I don't have that.
Okay.
Yo, bro.
I'm not allowed with a party getting ready to get lit.
Like, bro, we got the alcohol.
We got the drinks.
We got the lights.
Like, you got to get more stuff right now, bro.
I'm feeling it bro.
Wait, can I see that purse?
Do you need anything?
Can I see that?
Yeah.
Hey!
This is Obi-Wan to you, boy.
Wait, is that a raw dog?
Raw dog, baby.
Hey, Twin.
Nothing's good.
What do you mean, nothing's good?
No, I'm kidding. Just hanging out with my friend, Arky.
Yeah.
Wait, so you want me to pull up at, uh, me and Brandon pull up at 10.30?
Yeah, 10.30.
And then everyone's getting here at 11.
Yeah, everyone's getting here at 11. We sent a text blast.
Okay, so how many people were going to show up since the last minute?
We got like 400 people on the list.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
What the heck is going on?
Yeah, and there were probably sent out some more invites right now.
Hello.
Welcome.
Yes, on the list.
list so like part of it probably like 200 and there are a couple more invites
and then bro we're gonna get a lift
holy shit okay man let's do it bro come on
alright man alright I'll see ya I see ya peace
peace
wait what's that?
toothpicks
why are they rubber?
I don't know I just found them here
Hey, who down there?
You got to sound like the chipmunk.
Oh, what's good, J.L.?
Oh, shoot.
Okay, what?
Well, I'm already
You're gonna party tonight
I guess we're gonna get a treat
Party going in a month, please
Oh, they're gonna come for me
Hey, hey!
How many like that?
Do not hate for me right now, that ass
Do not, I've already been through this more than enough
Do not fuck
No, I gotta use the bathroom
Let's go back to 10 minutes
No, do not hate for me right now
I went through too many of them.
It's gonna happen when it happens.
I'm not gonna lie.
I hate farming. I'm dead serious.
I was fighting for my life on the internet
if you want to know.
I'm gonna close our borehole.
We're gonna give them the stream.
I just gave them, I gave them a custom sign.
Jada, Jason, and Lee Jersey.
But if we start clip farming now,
I'm into my career. I'm dead ass.
I'm sick of it.
Well, we do it, but we don't get it right. I don't know. I was was first communion. We already got it right
I did too. Yeah, you there too. I was there. I was trained. No, I was there. Yeah
Yeah, I don't want no trouble
No, this happened to me and it was the worst thing ever
But no, they're kids though. So like I feel they do excuse. Yeah, no, they're kids
We know grown-up man doing it is different you
Jada, Jada, Jada.
Jada, Jada.
Jada, school tomorrow? It's late.
Hmm?
Jada, school tomorrow?
Hmm, I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, let me check on Santi.
Santi!
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't do this shit.
No, watch this. Nathan, put the camera down and mute it.
There we go.
Wait, wait, wait.
you
You
you
Oh my God, what is this?
It looks so clean in here.
I brought a toothpick for you.
Why are you so sad at your birthday?
Suki in the chat too, Suki.
Hey Suki, say happy birthday.
Suki, pull up and beat a bouncer bro.
We did get another bouncer bro.
Suki, pull up too far to make it live.
Yeah, bro. It started at like 10 30
10 30 the party that's a man. That's late. Yeah
Did I do the best off? Yeah, okay
But ladies don't worry. We're gonna have wrote we're gonna have a security brother
So he gonna be the bouncer you gonna make sure only the lip people can be like people who ready to get lit and I people who go
You be sitting in the corner. You know I mean
They just taught me bro. What can we do bro?
Well, what can we do?
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah, I got a shower over.
Hey, we're showering, bro.
I'm sort of like freshen up, bro.
Why are you so pissed today?
Yeah, but what happened?
You want us to take over?
Mm-hmm.
Right now?
I don't feel like.
Are you just leaving on your engines?
I'm on your engines?
I can just leave it on your engines?
Oh, for now?
Yeah.
Sure, yeah.
You do that?
You want us to take a shower?
Yeah.
Okay, bet.
Yeah, do that.
Thank you, bro.
Mm-hmm.
Are you all right bro?
You sure?
Okay, so you can say column okay bet we can call security real quick and then we go get him as the bouncer
She never did you cool?
Well, you wanna pull up?
No, no
I'm gonna desktop so switch the desktop who that's right. Yeah, I'm going to desktop. I'm on number two
I
Mean a little messy. Yes, ma'am. Yeah, you want this share?
Just a little
Okay, cool wait, he's coming with us. No, but maybe for the birdie. Oh, okay, cool. That's fine
Okay, hold on. Let's call Suki. Let's see if he actually wants to put a bit of bouncer.
Arkey said call him.
Oh wait, can you switch me?
Suki, please!
Someone said can you reach out or something? I'm trying!
Yo silky was good buddy
That's what I'm saying that's what we need I think that's what we need like I'm saying yesterday people was playing like
They were trying to play with y'all like I didn't like that like this time, but I got more freedom like yo
I know take your ass home nigga
Watch watch. Can you switch?
Yeah, I'm over here piss this off right now
Hey, hey twin. I'm sweet as a cookie right now
Yeah, I'm pissed right now. Oh, whoa, what you mad about?
Hey, hey, how you
Damn
Silky and his latest birthday
I'm over. Oh now you better watch how you talk to me
It's 10 30 yeah, huh 10 30
Okay, it's 11. It's 11, bro. So I'm a lover if you get here at 12 that's valid
We just gonna keep everybody outside till you get here. You a raw dog move. I
I'm being dead out. Oh
Jay again, too
Like anything Jay was gonna bounce to
They can say that thing.
Who's bouncing?
I want to be bouncing too.
Nah, I don't know if you can bounce, y'all know.
I don't know if you can bounce with them.
Wait, yes I can.
You too soft.
I'll say, I'll say, get the fuck out of here.
You're too nice, kid.
You cannot bounce with a song.
Bro, you gotta tell them no to that kid.
I can't get mean.
No, you can.
Yes, I can.
I'll say, get the, get the.
Okay, it's a mean dog, King.
No, because he's not trying.
See?
He's my friend.
You might have some friends in there.
Okay, I'll say it.
Arky get that get your ugly ass out of line. You wasn't a body bitch
That was good though. It was fucked up, but it was good
like you need to be able to say
yeah wait so can you pull it up to the function so you come around me we're
I'm gonna hold it off to a 12.
Stop!
Everyone make a point in my pants!
I don't like this.
I just realized your pants.
What?
I'm irritating.
Fuck everybody.
And you too.
Yeah, what is so good about it?
Sorry guys, you know I'm just having a moment right now.
But anyway.
We need you to bounce the house we got to hold the party to a 12 we need you to bounce on an house what
Because he's a sweet cookie
No, you don't have to do all that but ain't never we are bro. How about me in the middle bro 11 30 bro come on
No
I know you be your way gonna be ladies. How anyway, bro, maybe 12
Okay
Silky silky silky silky pull up at 10 30 he's not
What's wrong with them?
Is that murder, Mabato?
No, it's Balenciaga, nigga.
That's Balenciaga?
Yeah.
Never mind, that's your heart.
That's your heart.
No, that's not.
That's Balenciaga.
That's their heart.
I know it.
Why do you wait till it's no more?
No, you get us a little note of Balenciaga.
That's just harder now.
Wait, so.
What the fuck wait, what's wrong with my jeans?
It's Balencino
Yeah, it's Balencino like we can't even say no no no what?
Yeah, yeah
Thank you
Who me yeah, what a
You sweet as a cuckoo nigger
I say bye guys
No
I ever shot out a silky man
Bro I like everybody
The bodies are good, what's up?
I'm going home
No don't go home, what you gonna do at home?
I'm going home
What you gonna do at home?
Nothing
I don't want parties
Nothing?
Bro if you go home you're not gonna do nothing nigger
I'm going home
I'm not home
Stop! You're working!
Stop!
Oh my God!
It's a form of bully.
This is the only thing I have to not do.
I threw ink everywhere.
No, I don't wipe it on your bed.
No!
Don't wipe on my bed!
It's ink.
But you're so mean.
I'm sorry.
And I'm about to get to squeezing.
No, okay, okay, no.
I was kidding.
This is an invisible ink.
It's gonna disappear.
I hate everybody.
Actually, I love everyone.
It's invisible.
What's wrong with him?
Bro, I'm going home.
Bro!
Nathan told the camera for a fucking different...
He already be doing that
Yeah
The party's starting soon don't go home
Yeah!
Woo!
Stop!
Yeah!
Why was everybody saying my jeans?
Bro!
Hate that comment!
Bro, we...
Bro, we all like your pants.
I don't want that.
Look at this new thing I got.
I don't want it.
It's on there now, though.
You want some cologne?
No.
It's on...
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna put it down.
Yeah.
I'm gonna put it down.
Yeah.
I'm gonna put it down.
Bro, it's my new cologne.
I want to believe.
Believe?
Yeah.
What's that?
I'm ready to go.
Alright, baby.
Bro!
Let's go!
Okay, let's go!
Alright, baby, let's go.
We are.
What?
We are now.
I thought you were going outside?
Yeah, we're going now.
Can I have a word with this boy?
Oh yeah, we gotta get some balloons and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going now.
Can I look over to this side?
Oh yeah, we gotta get some balloons and stuff.
Yeah.
It's not funny.
It's not, it's not.
It's not.
These are nice.
You want a water?
No.
I bet.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go. Well, don't mind the cring. It's only a little dirty.
You got that one?
Hey, don't throw that bag because if you don't want that no no no no no no no.
No.
If you don't want that.
No, no no no no no.
No, I want to go home.
Bro, the party bought a store.
We bought a kid lit it.
No!
Imagine it.
No, this is what it would be like later.
Hey, excuse me.
Is there anything wrong with my jeans?
What's wrong with them?
Why is everyone saying that?
What's wrong with them?
Why is everyone saying that?
I don't know.
Yeah, happy fucking birthday.
I hope you enjoyed your cake, because I'm leaving.
Now I'm going home.
Wait!
Ow!
Wait!
What is it?
Don't go!
No!
I gotta go change my pants now!
We got extra clothes here.
No, I don't want nothing.
I'm gonna drop a diss on you tonight.
What?
Don't go to the bathroom.
What? Don't go to party by the start. Look how lit it is already.
No, it's not even lit. I want to go.
Okay, Ben, let's go.
Oh, my fucking girl.
Okay, Ben. Okay, Ben, let's go.
Oh, my fucking girl.
No, no, no, dude, the cleanest he's ever been.
You don't worry the fuck out.
Bro, this is literally the cleanest it's ever been, bro.
So, here it is. That's my jersey too.
100, 100?
Yeah, I've never watched this thing in episode one.
Hold on, hold on. You want to, you want to, all right, trash right up there?
No.
Too.
Is that?
No.
Hold it.
No.
Okay.
Wait, so...
Yeah?
Am I going on your ingest?
Uh, yeah. You go up on the phone for, uh, now.
Now, okay, it's open
Oh, I want to do so someone give me the Yu-Gi Jersey
Somebody give me the Japan one because they got to okay
Yeah
Uh, do you want to be on camera or on camera?
Yeah, mm-hmm.
You got a big-ass figure back here.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, that was for the fucking, uh, music video.
Say that, I just made sure you had a pee in the car.
Okay.
Dude, I always had a pee in the bottle once.
Oh, my God.
What did they sell back here?
Oh, my God, wait, save that, save that.
Yo, dude.
Yeah, I'm later.
Oh, yeah, Jello shots.
Yeah.
You gotta have that.
Wait.
Yes, ma'am.
Can you switch, please?
Everyone in?
Yes, sir.
Okay, let's go
Okay, go to first chat. I mean mods my go to first in
Next
I'm going to give you a hug of my jeans.
Oh, my car's not starting.
Oh, who?
Hey, that's the gear. I thought I was going to pay the bill.
Hey, hey, hey.
Jacks.
Where should we go too fast?
Okay, there we go. What's that?
Let's go to, um...
I mean, that's actually where they had the old store.
It's like one more left.
Yeah, that's one.
Yeah, you can do it tonight again if you're gonna take over
Well, you're wish we got target
Why you man
You can get some new jeans and one more.
Yeah, but they're not ugly.
No, they're not ugly.
They just say you don't like the SpongeBob.
you
I'm going to the best way where to go to target.
I bet.
Okay, see you in a minute.
I bet.
You can hear back like 10 minutes.
Over here?
Yeah.
I bet.
So let me hear 15 minutes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Touch a stranger.
Maybe don't turn on the light.
Oh yeah.
They do be a little...
Oh yeah.
Let your eyes everywhere.
See that girl.
She knows I'm watching.
She likes the way I stare.
Okay.
Why, why, tell him I don't know till why, why?
OK, what is he like for his birthday?
Because he kind of has a sour attitude with me.
So does he deserve a birthday gift?
I don't know.
He likes Rolex, Balenciaga, baby, Prada, Chanel, Coach.
No, he's not getting.
You could do him this purse.
He's not getting none of that from me.
He can miss me with that.
OK.
You know what?
Well, what do you say?
Miss me with that bullshit?
He likes anime.
Huh?
He likes anime.
Yeah, but he makes fun of my jeep.
Well, you know what?
You could get him some food.
Everyone deserves a gift for their birthday.
Yeah.
Let me not be sour plus.
I think I was just being sour.
That didn't like that.
But that's OK.
I forgive you.
You could get him a, he likes gaming.
He likes anime.
He likes to claim his Korean.
OK, I'll get him like, maybe like a,
Like a ramen bowl?
That's cute.
Wait, he would actually like that a lot.
Okay.
Yeah, he loves everything from Japan.
Okay.
Yeah, maybe you can hold it down because last time I came in here, they were kind of stripped.
Yeah.
Like, walk behind you guys?
Yeah, yeah, just until we pass the front.
And then we should be good.
Am I gonna have to sleep with this?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Argy is.
Because I've been a cameraman for a long time.
Oh, yeah.
Alright, see you guys, keep it back in there.
Once we get past this, we should be good.
Okay, so you want to get him?
We can get him like a plus here or something?
I think we should get him a ramen bowl.
Oh, he got a watermelon?
He's so fur-real.
It's the first thing when we walked in.
Oh, we can get him some skin care.
We can get him some deodorant.
Oh, I'm not lying. You should get him some deodorant.
No.
That's a good gift.
Everyone needs deodorant. Everyone in the world.
Wait, but that's mean.
Oh, I'll be happy if someone got me that.
or like is he like hair stuff oh yeah he likes to keep his braids and his curls
on oh wait what if you like okay
why why
why why okay the food's on the left but I don't know if they have bowls on the
Well, we don't have to, well maybe a plushie, I'll get him a plushie.
Oh plushies, okay they might have some, they'll be on the right, next over here.
Okay.
He also likes Pokemon.
Oh that's cute.
Wait, I kind of want an energy drink.
Oh yeah.
Actually, no I don't.
Oh, you're going to that thing tomorrow?
Yeah.
I'll see you there.
I'll be there, it's gonna be fun.
Wait, we're on the same team.
Yeah.
I'm a sabotage.
Dude, I'm excited for that.
I'm a sabotage you.
Huh?
I'm a sabotage.
No.
How do you see videos of people crashing?
No.
Oh yeah, don't look.
Do not look at those videos.
They be flying off.
Wait, so who's going to be in the box?
I don't know.
I think only four of us.
Ooh.
I mean, you know, you might need to be one of the drivers with Emmerer.
How the hell no?
Oh!
You think you look like this?
Oh, a shark.
It's a whale.
Oh, a whale.
Or these are so cute.
Oh, I'll send them.
Don't say that about me.
I was joking.
No, no, she does not look like a whale. Don't be mean to her.
I'm not saying, I'm not joking.
Yeah, don't say that to her.
Here I blaze.
Okay, he doesn't want to swim, we can give him some floaties.
Oh, a shark robot toy.
That is a good toy.
I can't wait to like, I can't wait to have a son and buy him all these little water sharks.
My son will bully your son.
Wait, that's kind of mean.
I was just joking.
Oh, okay.
Okay, we could get him a...
Look!
Look at this!
That's a Patrick Watergun.
Oh, he likes shirts.
He likes what?
He likes those shirts that say like,
I'm too busy gaming.
Yeah, but this is a Patrick Watergun.
You know he doesn't.
No, he does.
He actually wears them like that.
Yeah, but this is cool.
Okay, okay, let's get him that.
$6, that's good price.
That's a pretty spanking new price.
Okay, I'll get this frame.
I got the unicorn one.
I want to get this frame, and like a plushie.
Okay, plushie's gonna down you on this side.
Yeah, just put it down for a minute.
Hmm.
Oh, will you get him like a rug?
No.
Ooh, a backpack.
Oh, that's good.
I'm gonna have this backpack back in the day.
This backpack is like iconic to him.
Yeah, but that's so cute.
What the fuck going on in the closet?
What the hell's going on?
Wait, maybe we should get this one?
This is an iconic backpack for him.
So, did you already have it?
Well, check.
Did you already have it?
Did you check?
Is it just a backpack?
We should get it for him.
If it brings back memory.
Yeah, let's get it.
No, that...
This looks like a second-grader's birthday present.
No.
Okay.
What is that?
One bump.
Get in there, bro.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Give him a break, give him a break.
Give him a break.
Oh.
He got jokes.
Oh, you said he likes Pokemon?
Oh yeah, he loves Pokemon.
Did he said that to his dad?
Yeah, to his dad.
Not like that.
You can't do this.
Oh, look.
Turtle.
Oh, wait.
I'm like, he might like this too.
A turtle.
Oh, the turtle.
Oh yeah, you're like a banana. Oh
That's some mushroom mushroom wait total mushroom. This is uh, this is mushroom mushroom
What else is he like plushie? Yeah, I say why why?
Maybe we should get him a ninja turtle
Yeah, let's get him a nigga turtle. No cuz he doesn't like that. Yeah. Yeah
I think this is cute.
I think this is good gifts right here.
Okay, cool.
Now we gotta go get a gift bag.
They don't think you can turn a 5 years old.
They're gonna what?
They don't think you can turn a 5 years old.
I hate people like that.
Wait, what did you say?
No, no, no, she was giving me the weirdest look.
Oh wait, draws!
Oh, he's giving me some draws.
Pokemon draws?
Pokemon body spray.
This is perfect.
What?
This is Pokemon body spray.
They really have hair and body mist.
I think I should give this for him.
No, this is a tie.
This is fire.
Damn, you gave him that much?
Well, I think this is a pretty decent gift for him.
You said he liked Pokemon?
Yeah, he does like Pokemon.
Yeah, so I feel like this will be perfect for him.
OK, so now let's go get, do you have my bag?
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, shoot, well, I forgot, let me get laser something.
huh let me get laser something laser's a nerd too he likes Pokemon I'm probably
good this was for laser those for you he oh and that is no you he likes the same
things but just not the backpack oh okay well then this will be for wait but
laser likes Pokemon laser likes to okay well laser much Pokemon let's get I
think we should just get you do this okay and then we get laser no backpack no
backpack why because laser no this is like for Yu-Gi Yu-Gi likes that backpack
this one yeah oh well I'll get it for you okay but I thought this was lasers
game oh no that was Yu-Gi wait well then now I have to get oh shoot what do we
get for laser huh no we got to get okay well then let's go back okay you want
to go back okay oh wait let's go there okay because wait so who's for who this
is for Yu-Gi the these yeah is Yu-Gi and then we get one for laser and then that's
for laser yeah and then and then I'll probably get a one more thing wait but I
thought that this was for laser no we can get a one more thing I'll get it no
no no let's get him like a laser likes gaming he's a big gamer okay and he
likes kpop okay he likes kpop yeah okay cool let's get him this he hasn't
Switch he does but he lost it. Oh, but he does have that
Well, I wouldn't work. Maybe we get him
Let's get him
Maybe the laser was like a calculator
Okay
Wave-sync keyboard
That is gonna fly
Oh wait, look it's a
Baguette
Armrest for his gaming. Oh, he might need that for gaming. Well, that's a good one. That's a good one
Like you just cook yeah, I want to hang it tired. We should get one more thing for him. Okay, what?
We should give him a flat screen TV, um, okay you get it for him
Wait, oh, let's get him a little boo boo. We know this is an expensive section. Yeah, I get out of here
Wait bro, you don't know the boo boo's no, no, no, they have this quackity
is that true? this is well this one let's get him spicy ducks okay let's get
that one okay spicy ducks you gonna like that okay now let's go to the gift bags
gift bags yeah yeah
why why tell them that it's human nature why why
Wait bro. What?
I don't remember. Wait, they said he like K-pop. Did we pass K-pop?
K-pop's like in a different section I believe.
Wait, where's K-pop?
Tell them that it's you and me and you and me
One, two, three, four, five, six, six, seven, eight
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Okay. Where's the gift bags?
Gift bags are all the way at the end.
Huh?
I think they're all the way down there.
and then when we got them and then we got good gifts.
Yeah, I know why.
These are like nice, calm, thoughtful gifts.
We got good gifts.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, boys.
Oh, wait.
I feel like Nerf guns is like an all-aged thing.
Yeah, I'm not.
Everyone do like Nerf guns.
Oh, shoot.
I lost the Patrick.
You won.
Oh, shoot.
Sorry, sorry.
I lost the Patrick.
Let's go into this section.
There's some on this side. Hmm. Oh wait, this is so cool. What's this? Oh, that's from fortnight. What is it?
That's the um, the pickaxe the og pickaxe like so for laser laser started off as a fortnight role-player
He's a real guy. I'll get this for him. Okay, and then oh, maybe get him an egg
A dino egg. Is this cool? That's $42. Oh
Oh, shit, you don't have to know that.
That's not that cool.
OK, I think that's enough.
No, that's a lot of distance.
Maybe we can get him.
Yeah, what's this?
Oh, cookie dough.
Let's prank him, too, though.
How can we prank him?
Oh, you know, we've got to get the candles.
So we blow them out, and they don't actually blow out.
Where are you going to get that?
I don't know.
No, no, no, they definitely have...
Let's go to the birthday section.
Oh, birthday section, okay.
No, and also we gotta tell him...
Oh, excuse me.
Do you know where the birthday section is?
I'm a little worker.
Oh, you don't work here.
I'm sorry.
They had a red one in there.
No.
No, we...
I did it on his...
No, wait.
Is that person...
No, everyone got a red one.
No, but if we...
No, no, no, we gotta tell him he's the birthday.
He's the birthday.
You the birthday.
Okay.
Yeah, I wanna be the birthday.
Okay, good.
Yeah, boys.
OK, this is pretty good gifts.
Where's the birthday?
Kids kitchen.
We have to be close.
Yeah, we are.
Oh, the baguette.
OK, what about?
Oh, wait, there's a worker right there.
Okay, you better get to ask him.
Okay, let's tell him.
You know, one of my friends, JD, he used to work at Target.
But then he got caught stealing stuff that night.
Bro.
Yeah, he got caught.
Oh, wait, look, our friend.
Our friend?
Oh, what the hell, y'all made it?
Yeah.
Why? Dude, wait, why, why we take so long?
No, cause we were taking our sweet time, but that's fine.
We're gonna go to the National Starving.
Oh, that one's ugly.
Oh, that's a little, a Glorp.
That's a E-Mart.
Bro, you guys think this is good gifts for Laser and Yugi?
Yeah, we got them.
We got Laser this, we got Laser this.
And lots of these.
And then we got Yugi the Lightning Queen backpack from that one photo back in the day, if you
know, you know.
And then we got Laser the Pickaxe, we got them a Pokemon Fragrance, and uh, what's this
one?
mystery duck and then we got him a toad yeah yeah but we're trying to find the
birthday bags yeah we have a birthday bag just to throw it in wait hold on I'm
gonna ask her now you use calling there on stream machine and pick up a choose
in the chat earlier excuse me man I don't mean to ball I'm looking for the
birthday bags because I am the birthday thank you the birthday look good for
You're the birthday girl, you're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday girl
Oh wait, laser loves candles, I swear to God
He would actually like this one
Wait, I'm going to go find the bags really fast
I'm going to get him $18
Laser comes in my room every day and says, can I use the lighter for some candles?
I swear, that's it
Oh, she's like, look at her, she's like,
good for your birthday.
Good for your birthday.
Eat for your birthday.
Well, how many people are you going to pull it up for?
Okay, I think, uh, five dollars.
What happens to our economy?
I guess I'll get this one.
And, um, this one.
If we set a 10, that should probably be like a four.
If we set a 10, you're welcome.
If someone should go in there and invite people for breakfast.
Yeah, that's what we're going to do that we're thinking about.
I got everything.
Wait, you got the bags?
Okay, I got them one candle.
Wait, we need two bags.
I'll get the other one.
I got one for his gifts and then his other gift.
I'll get the other one.
Should I get that one?
You got to get one big enough for that.
OK.
I think it's cool.
Wait, I'm actually going to get, um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is so freaking cute.
Wait.
I got to get this one.
I don't want to drop the candy.
This is fantastic.
Nice.
Wait, look how cute this one is.
Let's party.
Yeah.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, it ripped?
Oh, no, it's good.
My car might decline, actually.
I got to check my balance.
Oh.
It's OK.
What?
Tell me, will the owner of the car
are going to get declined?
Yeah.
Why are you capping?
No, I'm not capping.
You know, I just got to do a couple.
OK, I'm good.
I had to do a couple of money transfers here and there.
Money transfers?
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
Huh?
Your money laundering?
Huh?
No.
No! Guy, stop it!
Yeah, voice?
I kind of want to get him this.
Why do you want to get him a water melon?
Because this is my favorite food.
Oh, she's heavy.
I want to get him a water melon.
The bag might rip.
They say you are walking...
Oh.
Oh the self-checkout's closed.
Maybe put it down.
Or I don't know. Why?
Why is that? It's too heavy.
He's always going to fall out of that. There's no self-checkout?
Yeah, no there's no self-checkout. Boy, you are not the birthday.
Ah, you're too heavy.
You are not the birthday.
Wait, why'd you get a whole melon?
He likes watermelon.
Wait, why do I feel like my car is about to decline?
If it declines, I got it.
You did?
Yeah, if it declines.
Oh shit, I think it might.
No, no, no, we gotta see first.
Okay.
We gotta see first.
Because I'm the birthday.
Maybe we should have got a car.
Huh?
Let's have a check out.
Is it open?
Yeah, I'm gonna go right here.
We're next up.
We're next up or something.
See that girl?
Wait, should I get an energy drink?
Oh yeah.
Cause I feel like I'll be up all night.
I gotta be up early tomorrow.
Oh yeah, we do gotta be up early.
I'm gonna lie, we shouldn't be up that late.
You ain't tellin' me what to do.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, that's cute.
Let's go to 16.
Oh, here we go.
Hi.
Good, how are you?
Am I able to sort these in the bag or...?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Or I'll put it...
Oh, fuck.
Right on top.
Yeah.
See that?
see you all right yes there we go sorry
I'm sorry.
It was about a minute or a second here.
Okay, thank you.
Paul, what's your direction?
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's good.
Oh, no.
You're going to bring it to 1.82.
That's $82.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, $82.
$82 too much.
Okay.
It's okay. I'm doing it for the birthdays.
They deserve it.
I
Feel it
I
Fuck it, please!
Ah, shit, fuck it, shit my mouth!
Dude, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here!
Okay?
Oh my god!
Yo, look at the camera!
Look at the camera!
Just say...
We'll see you soon, man.
OH!
OH MY GOD!
NOOOOO!
No, you didn't get out of the room!
You made me laugh the fuck out of you!
I'm just being a smolder.
You took it too far! You took it too fast!
Yo!
Oh my god, that was good, that was good, go again!
One more try, one more try, one more try, one more try, I gotta roll my pest a little
for the friction. Okay, I think I got it. Oh my God! I'm not sticking out. Oh my God,
You're right!
Oh, okay, let me see a little...
Oh, okay, no, me though, no, me, no!
No, I'm not!
We're going to the car.
Did y'all switch?
And if it didn't, yo, my turn...
It's on first?
Yeah, first one.
Let her try now.
Yo, I just want to know.
It's heavy as hell.
You know once I cracked the watermelon with my thighs.
Huh?
I'm so strong I cracked the watermelon with my thighs.
Straight thighs.
Okay, I don't have an open edge here.
Oh yeah, we're good.
Okay, nice.
Yeah.
We're headed to the V-Hits home.
We got the lutes.
We got the lute.
We got about the wrapping paper.
I didn't even think about the little stuff.
It's because it makes it more exciting.
Yes.
That's good right there.
They're gonna love it.
I'm gonna love it.
I said why you...
Why you...
Why you a worry park?
Uh, further down.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm in the middle of...
Yeah.
I'm good.
Sometimes in life,
times in life you gotta stop to smell the roses. You could have a boat, but if you don't have a
destination, you can stop to smell the roses and then swim, I mean, shit. And then also,
you can swim in the water too. You could either be a fish or you could be a whale. You could either be
You can either be built like a whale or built like a fish.
What you got Jada?
You got to be the country mouse or city mouse.
I would rather be the country mouse.
Wait, I'll be the city mouse.
Why? Why?
Because the city mouse food is always available there.
You got a city mouse.
Country mouse? You got a city mouse?
Yeah.
Damn man, what the hell do you want?
What the hell do you want?
No, it's nothing.
No?
I think it's down this line I thought we passed the little green lights over there no
I don't know.
What's your favorite fruit?
Bananas.
Cherry?
I like raspberries.
What do you like?
Bananas.
I like watermelon.
Okay, we made it.
Dude, never appreciate this
I appreciate this fucking watermelon.
Or anything might go bad.
You think so?
Yeah, you know how nays are in the house.
They don't cook.
Everybody's door down.
What are you gonna do?
Watermelon, it's cutted.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, shut up, man.
You can't eat everything.
That's what I'm doing.
It's cold, man.
You're not the first to.
Yeah, I see.
You heard something there.
That's what I'm calling it.
you call us we are nice car
and the phone hey I went to this is gonna go down for two seconds
I
Bet we also need to get more people from the we push this as well
Yo
Now let's go.
Wait, is this the Y?
Oh yeah, put it on.
Oh, no.
Put it one more back?
My hands are tickling.
I can't.
Put it right!
I'm gonna have to laugh my hands tickle.
Yes.
Yes, I can't.
I don't.
Oh my God.
I've never seen something like this.
Yeah.
Okay, now?
That's a good system too.
Okay.
I don't like this.
You don't like it too wide?
Okay, you do this and then it could be like not super wide and then it goes like a little
over the-
No, because now it looks like a bullfish.
So you say like this?
Yeah.
And you stick that out.
I'm not gonna end this trip.
There you go.
Okay.
You know what, you cool top on the off, except the jam.
But why the earth on the other side of the road?
Earth?
Yeah.
Wait, what's called earth?
Earth on the other side of the road.
Oh, not bad, bro.
Easy.
Not bad.
Easy.
Not bad.
Don't be so mad. It's mid-day and you're all here.
Wait a minute. You want to go to this store?
They said Cavity Crewman. This is where we're going to call a mountain.
Oh, I didn't hear you.
Oh, I was going to say that.
Oh, we were?
Oh, shit.
That's fine.
This is a great place to be.
Yeah.
I don't know. I've never heard this metal Jackson song before.
You probably have. You knew that already.
It's going to hurt. Maybe your face aren't hurting.
You clean up all the trash.
you
You
Yeah.
But I can not have my life in this corner, so.
I'm gonna have to keep my head here, or you'll be in trouble.
Oh my god, I actually just thought, what is this power?
It's possible.
I don't know.
But who is Eddie?
He's actually my mate, and I'm not gonna shit you.
What?
But now, we are basically filming.
Okay, let's play.
I'm voting.
I can't go to the island.
I'm a cunt man, man, man, stupid man
When I take home, you can see me
I'm a nade-o-man, man, sister, man
Take a man home, get a sister down, man
Get a cunt, man, and if it's you, I'll get you
So, man, if you don't take me down, I ain't won't get you
Who changed that?
Who changed this all, bro?
Oh my god, man
Hey, you all right?
Hey
And I feel like a full-fledged fat like my fat
Can't take out just a minute, stay
He's gonna leave the phone's back!
Now who's playing with the RG?
What's up bro?
Bro, you're Spotify God, huh?
Who's playing with the RG?
It's because you're belly moving in.
What?
We know you're looking for the RG.
No, we're playing the RG.
Okay, I'll put it on the mix.
Ooh, this is a good one.
I don't know if I can get out of here.
Why don't you use your belly in here, baby?
Wait, I like to show you.
Boom.
We got the drill!
Hold on!
Oh
you
That's a banger.
No, but you think like when Michael Jackson, like, after he made his song, and I've been
playing it for his friends, and he's like, oh, I just got this new song.
And it was like a banger like that.
Literally like, you know, Kim Minoo's here.
No, no, just hear Michael Jackson.
I think Michael Jackson had these friends.
He did?
No.
Yeah.
It must have been shot in a free room.
Yeah, he was.
I thought he had five brothers and he was interested.
Yeah, he was.
He must have avoided them.
He was very good with them.
Probably the most famous head of the family.
You think so?
Yeah.
I think the biggest thing about famous deals is having kids and just going around and getting there.
That was just me.
Oh man, that's crazy.
Oh, up our heads up close.
Wait, is that working?
Or should we take...
Alright, back.
Now the kids are alright but don't switch here.
I'll be looking after the shots.
**screaming**
I'm not with you girl
some life
Walk with you, walk with you
I'm gonna switch my phone.
Don't walk the night away
Yeah, we switched.
Oh wait no we're in Archie's pocket.
Mark can we switch please?
And we said why do you feel it?
I'm bending over.
Girl when you dance there's a magic that must be you.
Oh I forgot I got a goddamn watermelon bro.
It's kind of working.
Alright switch with me.
I gotta carry this watermelon.
You need help?
Uh, it's a little heavy.
Okay.
Wait.
Well, I got it.
I think, I got it now.
Okay.
It was just a water melon.
Okay.
That's okay.
You got your key?
Careful.
You got your key?
My car key?
Yeah, because your car's on.
Oh no, that, it's gonna get a twin turbo engine.
So when it cools down, like I said, you basically.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Thanks, man.
Do you think anyone came through the party yet?
Uh, no, it's not 9, I mean 1030 yet.
Oh no.
Wait, are you actually throwing another one?
Yeah, but I think they had to move it back because like right now there's another party
going right now, and then like that party got all demotion right now.
Wait, who's party?
I don't know.
I think it's like, it's like downtown.
Oh, I wasn't invited.
No, yeah, I wasn't invited.
Well, that means I wasn't fucking lit then.
I bet you, I bet you it was born anyway, right guys?
Yeah, I probably landed there.
Who should we give the gift first to?
Huh?
Who should we give the gift later?
Oh, we're doing it now.
Oh wait.
Your phone's ringing.
Your phone's ringing, isn't it?
Okay, wait.
We should give it to, um, later first of this birthday.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, he's gonna be ready for it.
Okay, you go first.
I don't know what that guy's doing.
I don't know what he's saying.
What did he say?
Hey, wait.
Okay, wait, wait.
Hey, come here.
Come here.
He's right there.
Wait, where'd he go?
He's right there. Where is he?
Oh, we brought him a gift.
He might be asleep.
He's asleep? No, he's not.
He's alive.
Yeah, he's alive, but he's in a lage.
He's just too freaking stupid.
Wait. His live is just on?
No, no, it's all us wait, so he's just left it
Yeah, he's looking at bad mood wait cuz you put him in a bad mood you're being so mean to him no
This smells like cinnamon toast crunch up in here. It's not good. It smells really nice
Yeah
He's probably mad at you.
No, I'm saying that.
Oh, he's showering.
Damn, how long have you been showering?
He's seen that bad?
Yeah, that's me.
Okay, my bad.
Bro.
Wait, why is there juice on the floor?
I was from this.
Wait, laser!
There's law.
Yeah, no.
Well, at least we have our gifts.
Should we go to Yu-Gi?
Yeah, let's go to Yu-Gi.
I
Just
Chat don't think you do like this game
No, you don't like it. He got you
He's gonna like it. Oh, wait. Oh, no, these are our lights for the party. Oh
Shit wait, these are the new ones. I was gonna be certified in here. Okay. Yeah, I've done max all your badges out
Dude, it smells so clean here.
Huh?
It smells so good and clean.
Where's Becca?
See that girl.
What the dope?
Hey.
Sounds are you good?
I bet.
What's on it?
I think you need to get it.
Wait, something's in here?
No.
Huh.
Well, where's everybody at?
I thought it was a party today.
I got something to date right now.
Date was good.
Oh, should we help?
No, this is my gift.
No, I want to look like I got something too.
Okay, then hold this one.
Okay, thank you.
You're welcome.
Wait, but can you hold my bag?
It's too much for me right now.
Okay.
Okay, thanks.
Let's go, bitch.
Clock it.
Let's go.
We're here for the party.
We're here for the DDL party.
DDL party?
Oh, my legs. My legs are giving up.
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Happy birthday. Your gift actually came in on time.
Yeah, it came in on time.
Are you tired? What's going on?
It's with the stairs, right?
Oh, shit. Alright.
Happy birthday!
Yeah, it was actually at the door, but Archie put it in his room.
Yeah, I actually have to look for it.
I'm gonna look for it.
Yeah, it makes sense.
And then we found it.
Yeah, but really, honestly, I wanted to get you a gift, sorry, I wanted to get you a gift
because you're my friend and I appreciate you guys being so supportive towards me.
So I got you something nice.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, you're welcome.
It's for you.
I really hope you like it.
Yeah, I'm gonna close my eyes and reach in here.
Okay
Remember that one photo you took the lighting effect with the shoes
Homage
Okay, we not finished we're not finished one more
It's spray
No, no, no, I just bought this it was for that one
Fresh like a bad bitch
Well, that's strong
Yes
Yeah, there ain't nothing else in there
Yeah, I didn't even put an iPad in here. Well, we were good. We were thinking about like ordering one
Actually, yeah, you're the guy on the TV. So we don't want to order
Yeah
You have to lose in the straps a little
There you go, squeeze in there, there you go, nah.
That's perfect.
That looks like a dunder here.
No, you don't.
No, but you can use it.
You're going to lose it in the straps.
You can use it for the airport.
Yeah, airport?
Like, you carry on.
I got to lose it in a bench.
What?
It's just a kid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go.
Pull it really hard.
My mom that's a little iconic, but lightning McQueen like he's like the goat. Yeah, he's like he laid a goat
Yeah, come on. He's the goat like even Queen guys, you know what I'm thinking about now. What about what about when it's my birthday? Oh
You're prison June no, it's in November. Oh, it's Scorpio. Yeah, and you're November 1st. Okay. I know yours. What?
November 11 no
No, it's 9, 7, 3, I was close, I knew it was somewhere out of the way, I was close.
So when I throw my birthday party are you guys gonna come?
Oh for sure, we'll be there.
It's gonna be the next day of my mom's birthday.
Oh, that's okay.
But I'll be there.
You don't have to come.
No, no, I want to go.
Okay, yeah.
Mom, I want to make it lit.
How do you get your functions lit?
Cause I feel like if I throw a party no one's gonna show up.
Are you crazy?
People are gonna show up.
I don't think so.
I promise you people won't mess with you.
Hey, if you don't show up, just know, hey, we'll be there and we'll be there and shit'll live.
That is, we'll make shit shit.
Yeah, we'll be there.
I'm not the party that we throw to sometimes.
It's like us just getting lit.
Yeah, like, yeah, like you say like, isn't that even like the biggest party?
It's just about the vibe of the party.
Yeah, I don't have like that much aura to be like, hey, y'all come to my live party.
Oh, yo, y'all know what you mean?
Y'all start moving that way.
Y'all start thinking that way.
Please do something that mental state.
Like, hey, I'm that nigga.
Or you can let us throw your party for you. Yeah, like if y'all throw a party for me and got everyone to show up
That would be nice. You want us to host it for you? Yeah, I would. We would literally do it. Your honest birthday was hosted by Arkin Youth.
We would get a place we'll host it. Yeah, I want it to be cute.
But then wouldn't you help with like making it look cute and cuddly? No, but I would. I would help you. Okay?
No, are we gonna ask some questions? Yeah, but I don't know how to throw a lit party.
We can make sure to shake. Yeah, but I want my streamer friends to show up, but any streamer that doesn't show up,
I want you to write their name down so that I can catch them the next day
No
That's fair that's good methods. I'll be waiting
Right now, this is my friend Miles is gonna be singing at the party
That's fine, you don't need me to sing there
No, no, don't worry. We'll we'll sing for you. We'll sing happy birthday. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, we'll sing happy birthday
This is gonna be my big 20 and no your 20 years old. Yeah, I'll be 20
You're gonna be you know, you're destined to be a young great
19 going crazy. Yeah
I think I am I kind of proud
You've got to be careful to people you keep around you and don't get caught in the bad crowds
And literally you'll be a goat one thing about me. I have a great head on my shoulders like I'm not that stupid
But I am you got a big head on your shoulder
Well, it's a cute like head you got a brain in there. Yeah
That's mean
You're being so mean.
Oh, no, I need some of that.
No.
I'm scared.
The armpit's armpit.
No, are you going to make your armpit about two times harder?
Come on, come on, hey dad, damn!
Oh my god, that's too strong.
Hey, Yama, you're staying for the party, right?
No, fuck you.
Why?
Come on, dude.
You need to have your little hints of August for it.
Hold on, hold on.
I thought it was like a shaker, bro.
Oh my god, you guys broke it bro.
Oh no, it didn't break.
Oh my god, I thought it was a shaker bro.
Like literally this shit look like a shaker.
That's okay bro.
Wait, were you gonna eat that on your armpits?
No, I thought it was like a shaker.
No!
Wait, have you guys ever been together?
You're actually a really mean person.
No, I'm actually very nice.
No you're not.
You know, I'm one of those people that I show.
Listen, you make everybody cry, but you're not about to make me cry, nigga.
I'll fucking fight you right now.
I don't make people cry that down to that 25
I changed
But I'll fight you right now niggas
2026 you want to I don't fight. I'm pussy. Yeah. No it comes to you. You would never make me cry
I'll just fucking fight you
What I'm not kidding. Don't don't be making people cry. I don't make people cry
What are you doing?
I'm not gonna do whatever you say be quiet be quiet be quiet
oh yeah don't know do be the fuck quiet please don't go home
be here for the party at least can't you think about two or three months
You can shut the fuck up
Yeah, that's right should be
For a guy, and he ain't got no bills. Yes, I do boy. Do you better pay for a door-to-door time? I'm hungry
Wow wow
Wow
Because you've been making people cry
Really
I'm a more nicer person than you.
You think you're self-caring for this?
You please turn that off. It's very annoying.
And I'm an annoying person, but that is very annoying.
I was having fun!
Yeah, but you were having fun in the middle of our conversation.
Yeah, we were arguing. Y'all were saying, abolish!
We weren't arguing.
We're just new friends, so we got to kind of like...
Like it's not gonna get a job. It's called banter nigga. I know you're not talking
Turn about ooh get a job
Hell no
I think I should just work a nine to five
I didn't join us
No, I already I already did a nine to five six years down
Wait, what was your first nine to five? It was a fast food. I was a cashier. Me too. I
worked at lanes
Either way lanes, how can I say your order nigga when they fired me? I
Worked that spear Halloween
That's a weak ass job
Now you handed all that animal Johnny
Big boy job
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I never worked a job
Very lazy. I was my own boss. You're a risk taker
What was your job risk taking ice to trade stocks?
How many did you treat?
Uses a trick bitch. You used to train socks
That's how you know a niggas Mac
Hey
I was like, polished.
You know what sounds good? They're warm.
I'm gonna order Burger King, it's a series.
Okay, we all want that too. We're hungry.
Nah, that's gonna hurt a vegan for me.
I'll keep with the fuck!
Hot, bro. I'll grab mad layers.
Yeah.
Who else does? No, bro.
I got scared once by Archie's courses. Never decided, bro.
No, I didn't scam people.
No, I didn't.
I was only a couple.
Like he's just not a person that can scan I can see them, bro. What's your bank? Huh? What's your bank?
I'm not telling you. What's your name? I
Could double it. No, he's not this game you
Hmm, you these old fake Airpods you was on depressing timing. What's the fuck is that?
You just felt fake air? No, I used to sell place. You just get those off of the edge gate
But one time I was so down bad. I kept one of the playstations and I saw the PlayStation I put I put bricks in there
I put it up. Oh, yeah, it was right. Cool
I put two bricks in the PlayStation box and I sold it to someone. I said give me the money
I said, you know, I gotta go I left you opening it and then you start chasing after me
Did you make it?
First coming out niggas was feeding the first drop
Dude, I was fucked up. You're the birthday
Happy birthday.
No, my birthday was yesterday.
Like, why can't you be happy that I'm at least saying happy birthday to you?
Thank you, Yana!
Because I wanted you to be there!
What?
I wanted you to be there, Yana!
In the lake!
And I...
I...
You're a mean person.
No, I'm not, Yana!
No!
Not perception-changing.
No, Yana, stop!
No, you're mean.
Now, listen.
Like I said, it's...
You're a birthday.
You're ungrateful.
I'm not a grateful person.
You're ungrateful.
I'm not ungrateful! I'm gonna wear this!
Who doesn't flinchin' like that?
I don't fight. I'm not a fighter. I don't like fighting.
I don't care.
Alright, I'll push you.
I know.
Hey, don't fight, guys. It never worked out.
It's not hard, so...
Alright, some of them are free and no unboxing.
Fighting's never worth it.
Boy, you did two days it quit.
I don't wait for nothing for you.
Two days with enough for Arkin.
He was done.
She does hands, this is a battle scar.
I knocked someone up this morning.
Boy, I've never seen somebody with a chubby fist.
He's a fuck out of my face.
Oh, sorry, I'm being so mean.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
No, that's too far.
Someone in here?
No, nobody's in there, but you're good.
No, that's too far.
No, it's okay.
No, get out of the car.
No!
Why'd you say that?
Why are you frightening me?
No, I'm sorry. I was only being mean because you were being mean.
I would never say that to Archie because he's my real friend.
You're my man.
You're just content.
No, I'm just kidding.
Wait, Archie, I didn't...
I know I have chubby fingers.
What are you getting?
It's one of my insecurities.
Okay, nothing to do here for making fun of my jeans.
You can change your jeans. I can't change this.
My fingers are just fat.
I'm sorry.
No, both of them are fat
Bro, I didn't you know I didn't mean I was just kidding
That's okay, well at least I can change my jeans
Guys stop don't be let's not be mean to each other
Yeah, bro, I knew you can't do the ending. I'm a bother.
Yeah, let's not be mean to each other. I'm sorry.
That's okay.
Aw, I feel bad.
No, no, I don't care. Your fat fingers are cool.
No, you're always nice to me. I'm sorry.
Look, my fat fingers are cool.
Yeah, they are. They're like...
Huh? You couldn't even fake it.
Bro, they are earwax.
No, fat fingers are nothing.
They're yours.
Look how little my hands are. Wait. Yeah. Well, what's wrong with your hand? I got a little hand
That's fine. It's fine to have little hands. Why is it a different color? Are you dying? Wait, what the fuck? Why am I shit green?
Wait, wait, I'm not my arm is feeling numb. I'm not sure why why why would it be green?
Wait, what did we touch? I don't know probably grass
Fuck with both of them
Wait, what did we touch?
No, oh they they said the cake all the key hey, oh
I thought I was dying. Yeah, that was placebo. I literally got so you said that my hands already getting numb. Yeah, no
No, I'm good. Oh
No, we're not placebo wrong. No, cuz I bro. We did like this in your head like this color
I thought they were dying or something.
Orchie, I'm sorry I said that to you.
No, no, no, don't worry.
It's okay, big head, don't even worry about that shit.
Ooh.
Make a dome?
You already used the fucking joke.
Yeah, because you're trying to come for me for something else because I fucking fry this shit and make it...
No, you want to play this game?
You want to play this game?
Please, I'm sorry, I'm just joking.
Yeah, that's right.
I had the hentai virus, but I had to delete some apps.
Oh shit.
you get it
and anti-virus but i don't think that's
yeah because you've got
just got hacked
yeah okay
what's y'all's favorite
shut the fuck up
no i'm kidding
yeah and you know i'm kidding
no i'm just kidding
what's that on your what's that to that
orichimaru gave it to me
who?
orichimaru he was like the uh...
he was like the deity of animal
So basically like he'll find like the next prodigies that are kids and then he'll like bite them and suck on them
So you got that tattoo?
Wow, he was tough though. I'm not a huge strong as hell
No, I want no I watch Pokemon
I
Like my cool ways like he's like
You know, I'm not sure story brother. We didn't think of Pokemon
You don't think of a story you see like you turn on before school. Yeah, you do what? Oh
Well, I used to before school. I used to watch on Franklin the turtle. Oh
my god
Bring the turtle live
Is that real
What the fuck no no no no no stop
Y'all going down with me
Y'all going down with brown. I don't liar. He inspected
He's the one that wiped it on you
Oh
No, I like wait, what happened to you?
Well, y'all know the hentai virus had a 40% death rate
40%
Y'all know the hentai virus had a 40% death rate
40% might not like see see see like a lot. Well, it could be 50
40% death rate is what Steph Curry shoots at three hentai virus shooting like Steph Curry
Think about that
Think about that. That means we could die but think about that right there, bro
Courier
I did I sleep
If we do end up getting another
Isolation what is that? Pandemic pandemic. What are you gonna do? Someone said chash I break up with my boyfriend. Yes
Leafing I mean shit. I'm sure don't
Chicken fry our fingers so that's mean and I didn't fuck you there no I'll be good
cheating on my bad bro my bad bro that's mean guys we should not be mean
yeah sure be mean though no but like if you think about breaking up with your
girlfriend you you you should huh yeah because it depends you have to have a
comment say like what's the reason but then there's something there's a second
thought that's just the thought but they're also there's something called
on the Dunning Kruger effect what's that it's like when you already invested so
much you still go even though it's pointless just because you put so much
in in the beginning you think like oh yeah a lot of people yeah a lot of
sometimes you got to quit and you got to just start noon that's right the
Donnie Krueger effect, you know what I mean?
Oh, it's Sunk and Cost, it's close enough.
Yeah, Sunk and Cost, yeah.
No, yeah, I'll say that, I think it's real.
Don't you think that's, I don't understand that.
I think that would do a couple people.
I love people.
Or some, some, you know, like what's really scary
is like some wives and husband that have like kids,
but the husband ends up cheating
and she just stays with him.
Which is very sad, that's actually very sad.
That's called Sunk and Cost.
Yeah, but that's really scary.
That's Sunk and Cost, that's when like,
they feel like they have too much in
They can't leave start new but bro life you could always start new you know what I mean, I guess
That's scary and sad
Wait bro type of one in the chat if y'all got cheated on before I'm actually curious
Because they say she is very common
Wait a month can we switch to Yugi's desktop?
Or are we about to leave I
Would puke I would microchuting and social media makes it so easy for people to cheat
Which is so sad what's micro cheating like micro cheating is a thing we're like for example
like liking other girls pictures, it's like a source of micro cheating or like
DMing someone but just not telling your
Significant or like harding stories like micro cheating so like slick reason. Yeah, like
But then there's also called the devil's eye
What's that that's what like that's what like you got a girlfriend, but then you still look at someone else
Right? Say it again?
Yeah, you got a girlfriend, but you still look at someone else?
Yeah, that's like a, yeah, that's like a sacred microtree.
What would you, is e-bodies, would you say e-body, is microtreating?
What's that?
So like, there's VRChat?
Yeah, VRChat.
And you could have a...
I was just finding like, if I was getting someone and I found out that we're doing that, I'd be bearded out.
Why?
Because that's cheating.
I feel like it's chill.
You're trying to cheat in a different realm.
What do we do between e-bodies and acting?
I don't know.
Okay, so like if you're an actor?
I think like you just have to be in a real strong relationship.
Just depends on where you're at.
Yeah, cause some actors fall in love.
Like Peter Griffin and Zendaya.
Or who, Peter Parker?
Peter Parker.
Peter Parker, my bad, not Griffin.
Peter Parker.
Yeah, no, I couldn't be able to do that.
Like actor, would you be able to do that?
Can I be an actor?
No, no, no, would you be able to be,
your significant other be an actor?
Or I'm sorry, actress.
Yeah, because Zendaya being in Euphoria
and it's like, right, she's acting.
Really?
Yeah, like she'd be in the freaky scenes a little bit,
right?
Well, she, I mean, yeah, but,
yeah, but her freaky scenes are with mostly different girls.
Like, she's like that.
Oh, shoot.
I just think it depends on how,
Like loyal, loyal, good, I don't know.
Yeah.
Maybe loyal, loyal.
Like some people are just loyal, but they ain't loyal.
Like you gotta be loyal, loyal, loyal.
Like I trust you to go anywhere.
That's, I'm not gonna lie, that's not gonna happen much.
But like, what if we have someone that's just loyal?
Like I feel like they just loyal, like that's not enough.
No, well that's not enough because they didn't know.
So they gotta be loyal.
No, because a person that's just loyal,
they be going up to go to the party, girl, give me a hug.
Okay, I'm gonna see you.
I know.
If I find out you were doing that,
I'm gonna blow your fucking brain.
You can't ask for a hug, yeah?
That's illegal?
So you're very uh, are you territorial about your less significant other I think like
I don't know. Maybe I've had a terrestrial. Mm-hmm. What does that mean?
Like you're
No, no, yeah, like you're very um, like that's my means, you know what I mean? No one's gonna touch my like my knees type of thing
No, I would never do that again. No, I'm not yeah. No, I would never every time I've done that. I've gotten embarrassed
I would be more like you know, like how people like for example is in days in their relationship
You know, they're loyal to each other, but she doesn't share everything. That's how you want me. Yeah, but I would be like
Like
I don't think he's on a leash. I just think like he's in love. He loves his significant other.
I mean, okay, but when does love become obsession?
Whenever you can't go without that person. Or if you're putting-
Aren't you supposed to be obsessed with your significant other?
Hmm, it just depends on the good obsession and bad obsession.
Hmm. I don't know. Wait, what do you mean? There's a bad obsession? Oh yeah, true.
bad obsession where it's like like I would let my significant other like go
out with the night of the boys but like I trust them trust them like they're
loyal loyal but some people would get a little crazy what if all the boys are
seeing oh shit yeah I mean like all the boys seem to be the only one he's a
I'm just trying to get in.
I'm just going to the strip club.
Like, I would be like.
No, strip club is crazy.
Let's say bar.
Bar.
Like, I don't know.
Because I'm not the bar they be cheating to.
At this point, I think everyone in the world should just be safe.
Okay.
What about EDC?
What's that?
EDC is like the, it's the largest rain in the whole country.
What's that?
It's like, it's like electric dance.
Like when they feel like EDL.
Like, uh, na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Oh, yeah, right there.
is this
Yeah, so everybody's in like
Like
It's right now
And then like everyone's going with that little like outfit and stuff like it's like Coachella, but a little more crazier
It's like more active
So they like get active
No, like Coachella I chill like this is like it's like right
It's like that
I don't know.
Would you let your girl go there?
Like would that be a place where you feel safe for your girlfriend to go?
Listen, when does insecurity become, you know what, I'm trying to come up with something
that I'm good at, that I personally wouldn't, but I think it's normal for everyone's girl
to get chicken jockey at the rate because like it's about the experience
what?
get chicken jockey is when like a guy carries a girl on the shoulders and she can get a
better view of the concert
can I tell you something?
yeah
when you get in a relationship that girl might just show you 10 times because I think you're
being very dumb right now
I think you're being a fucky oh my god
what?
you might act like I don't know
is there a way you mute your mic or no?
you muted it for real?
for real?
yeah I will
Oh my god.
No, you're insulated.
What are you saying?
Is it muted?
Are you sure?
I promise.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Bro.
Oh no.
Is this not muted?
No, we're muted.
Okay.
Oh my god.
He says this every time.
He gets me so mad.
Right.
It's about the experience of the rave.
It's not about like.
You're gonna get cheated on.
It's not like intimate.
It's about to go like, well, girls, some of them are smaller.
Some of them are smaller, so they need a higher elevation.
It's huge.
Oh, word, by the way.
That's what, okay.
Oh, so we were muted, so you got it, you're sure.
But I also thought I was muted on it.
I don't.
No, but that's what.
You don't get it?
I was like, if she wanted to cheat, she would cheat anyway.
So I was like, you guys just be secure.
So you would let your girl go to a ring
and get on another guy's shoulder,
and you would be like, oh, that's my girlfriend!
That doesn't make sense.
If I'm not there, what can I do?
I can't teleport.
So what if she didn't in front of you,
You might as well allow her to do it in front of you.
I don't want to be a slut.
If I'm there, I'll be the one to give her the chicken jockey.
But if I'm not there, I can't do it.
What's she gonna do? She's gonna pay to go to the raid and can't see?
I don't know.
I know it's taking over. I want to tell you everything in the book, bro.
She doesn't even want to see the raid.
Okay, have you ever been in a real relationship?
No.
I'm not laughing at him! I'm laughing at the fact that you didn't say it? No, you didn't say it.
You didn't say it, it's okay for his girlfriend to get chicken jointed.
He just has to learn. He just has to learn. That's all.
I think...
So Donna, you're going to tell me in your first relationship, you'll be like, yeah, it's okay.
That's not something you learned?
Can your man carry a girl on his shoulder just for the view?
No, because I would be upset at that because that's just too intimate. There's like a boundary
Okay, what are they wearing clothes? That's too intimate. It's just their boundaries
Like I wouldn't want to see that if it's something that you wouldn't want to see you don't want them to do that
Like I don't know
But then again, I think very very very
How do I say it? He's very intelligent very
Well, he doesn't sound like it right now
I think relationship wise but would they would do that and have you partner that's an actor and then you a sexy
But they would tell you that's the thing like if you're going to and you're like oh well
They can't see that's different because acting it's acting
But if you're going to a rave you're intentionally doing something that is just different
I don't know. That's a different type of world. Okay, what it was like, yo, I'm gonna go to the raid
But at this set only I need a chicken jock
Just like see no like just for that one. No, so everything's planned already. Oh, I just hope like
You need to be on your piece and choose because I don't know how it's living for you right now
Why do you know you're allowing your girl to cheat and you do but oh, no, it's okay
That is no good cheating is like if she fall in love or like they do something freaky
No cheating can be oh
Oh, yeah, you know what bro, you know what bro, see I
Would you be okay with your significant other? It's like just like kissing somebody, but it's not it to me
It's just to try to get it in there and just trying to get lit. Would you be okay? It's on the girls or something?
No, no, I like how you cross the open your own hands
You're not real. Is that bad? Yes
I thought girls would be making out with girls sometimes
Well, not my girl.
I mean, personally, everybody, that's the thing.
Okay, can everybody make it out of there, man?
No, I would not like that.
Because you're being intimate.
Why do you look disappointed?
I'm like, why do you look mad?
I'm trying to understand how I got things.
Because someone kissing someone else is intimacy with another person,
meaning they're intentionally trying to be sexual with another person.
Like, yeah.
Well, maybe like that's my thing is wrong like bro like growing on this earth for so long like bro even even everything we own
Our clothes our money is not gonna come with us. So bro literally we should all be open relationships
I'm like we should not be bound to anything. We should be free
We should be connected everything but not a tiny rage baiting
We should be connected to everything but not attached to anything you know I mean
No, I don't think you should like I think our relationship you should still be able to be your own person like you shouldn't make your significant other your personality
but
Like you shouldn't go cheat on them
But then again other how do religions have different boundaries and stuff that's why I feel like like like for example
What is the word people that sitting like the chair that they like that sometimes right if she's happy. I'll have
No, but that, okay? Okay? No, this is-
A lot of us donated one dollar. Why is Chicken Fijet Rage baiting?
No, no, no, no, and I understand what you're saying, bro.
She's happy, yeah, no, but like, what about your happiness, bro?
Yeah, you don't want her to be happy with another man while you're at home worried about what she's doing.
I'm gonna crack open her too. Oh my God.
You know what I mean?
We can just be open!
Yo, this world is so doomed!
What?
Anonymous donated one dollar. I've seen enough of this guy. He's a communist.
You're being fucking crazy.
Yeah, open relationship, bro.
That has an open relationship. That's what that sounds like.
So you want to open a relationship?
well I'm down for whatever bro as long as they love me I thought I did not
love in this world you know what I mean yeah and cheating isn't it that's
betraying their significance but I live by this they can have her body as long
as I have her mind
anonymous donated one dollar can we get this to be a weekly podcast
Tell me about Santi.
Oh, oh, Santi!
Oh, Santi!
Santi's, uh, like, his...
not girlfriend, but
he said it's okay for her to...
I'm not going to tell you about Santi.
I really like writing this stuff out of you.
You have intimacy, but just at the rate.
He said what?
So Santi, uh, first floor.
Yeah, Santi. He said it's okay for his
girlfriend to have a rave baby
because it's only at the rave.
It's not good.
That's sad.
Yeah, it's not healthy.
But he said that right though.
Unless I'm tripping, did he not say that?
No, I think he said that.
He has remind.
I mean, he has remind.
From what I remember, he said that.
But that's just Sansi.
Yeah, no, our generation
with relationships is cooked.
It's actually very sad and scary.
Very.
I think it's okay.
I don't know which way. It's getting scary for you. Me? Yeah. What do you mean? Everyone should just be in love and loyal and happy and if you want to cheat you should just break up with your person first and then just be like okay I want to explore other people.
And then you go back?
No.
Oh, OK.
Well, sometimes.
Sometimes you go back to the exes.
You're good.
A lot of people go back to their exes sometimes.
You know, because, you know, that's how it is, bro.
Relationships were better in the 60s
when my partner couldn't have a bank account without my permission.
What the fuck do you got to think of just saying, bro?
The guy said, if you're a girl bad,
sometimes you can't handle all that by yourself.
Oh my god, bad dad nigga bro. Oh my god who's that? That's my tiktok editor.
When you're gone.
So cuz you can't handle it all yourself is crazy.
They're right as to get a job, actually bro get a job
I'm literally mad. No, but you gotta remember there's different relationships in this world to y'all
But people got different boundaries and stuff. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. We can't kink shane
Yeah, that's how it goes. Some people like watching. That's the way it goes. Other people, they also like different stuff. That's the way it goes.
I'm not donated one dollar. Honestly, after you give my wife's boy a full ounce, her very much in the cup chair is my favorite seat.
for the party or trying to get in there.
Yeah, no, she is.
Yeah.
Wait, what does she do?
She just doesn't need it?
She's like, she talk or something?
Oh my god.
Do you want your hat back?
No.
You better not have ordered the Uber.
She'd be doing that.
She'd be doing the Irish goodbye.
Why?
We were already ready to go.
What's up? Yes, who's why y'all know those chairs in the corner of the hotel room are made for arky
Don't say I won't miss bro
I
Best friend God joined you that far. I got cheated on when I was on deployment in the military. We're a boy best friend
So I remember my girl can have no best friends
and I was there now with a program I guess a use where you'd sleep with a
smile on your face while your girl is getting
yeah I'm gonna crack some shit too and I'll be good
I can't with you bro. I mean bro dude you gotta go crack some shit bro to your mind
off me bro and then bro it's moral bro dude you can't be attached to anything
anonymous donated one dollar how many cucks are like to play down there no
none of us are none of us are no not until you try it wrong hmm I don't want
to try that I'm okay okay yes they are what I don't know this is not given
I'm cute, Carl.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Swigsaw Khalil donated one dollar,
Arke's saying all this,
but is only in the talking stage with Bonnie-
YO!
...for freezing AGPs completely.
Ah!
BING!
Come on, be on top of Dodo's game.
Yana, this is your cameraman.
Please run from this combo.
These guys are insane.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
He's so good.
Tensea donated one dollar,
Arke is it okay?
AHHHHHHHHHH
What the hell, dude?
Oh, damn, man, no top of Mars nigga. Get me mad, bro. What are y'all doing?
I'm about to get me mad as hell, bro.
What y'all, man, you better not have got an Uber any better. You best cancel that Uber now.
Yes, come on, bro.
The party at 12, bro.
The party at 12.
You got two hours.
You got shit in it.
You should treat your significant others with respect.
It's not funny or cool to cheat.
I never said I would cheat.
You did.
It's not cheating if they understand.
Cheating is anytime someone does something with someone they know that Pana wouldn't be okay with,
it doesn't always have to be physical.
These batteries can be used to eat every relationship.
Yeah, but I'll tell you, every religion has boundaries.
It's different for everybody.
Yeah.
Sent him to heaven and ate one dollar.
Sometimes I want to stay with one lady, but then I see another pretty lady with no man and it hurts me.
I understand you, Arky.
But then you're a fucking loser, you bitch-ass midget.
That's a... that's a... I would be... he would be just a little...
A lot of us donated one dollar, sometimes you get tired of your current shoes so you've got to get new ones and make a collection.
That is actually so foul.
Actually bro, you can't wear the same shoes everyday.
You need different shoes, bro sometimes you need hiking shoes, you need running shoes, you need gym shoes.
Well, sometimes you need different type of shoes.
You need even snow shoes, bro. You can't use you can't use running shoes in the snow. You're gonna slip
Amy work shoes
Well, I'm joking
Yeah, I know
I
Was just joke. I was doing it focus
If we're all on the same page on the podcast the podcast not gonna hit they know me
Because that's not like a page that I want to be on that's really nasty
Well, you live bigger brother. Whatever you have a podcast you need someone who's on the opposite side
That's what makes the conversation interesting
It was dark humor
Flatpot donated one dollar, God forbid someone wants to put some food on the table.
Yes, bro, I think she's shaped, bro.
It's dark humor.
Bale's shoe donated one dollar, I guess, women are shoes now.
Hey, the analogy was really about shoes, I think.
Because, sometimes, sometimes, it ought to be.
No, but listen, but enough about relationships. How do we... how do we... how do we feel about it?
What's right here too? Now I'm not saying...
Listen, listen, enough about relationships. Why don't we... let's talk about the real issues about the world.
How do we... how do we stop racism? How can we... how can we do our part in the world in stopping this racism stuff?
No?
Yes?
No?
Yeah, I don't want to stop racing.
I want, okay, I'm gonna start.
I'll start this.
I don't see no color.
Okay.
There we go.
Okay.
That's a good first step.
That's the actress they want.
This is, yeah, come on.
Listen, if we all, no, no, no, no, no.
Start.
No, we're not gonna start racing.
Like I already said, we don't see no color.
But I don't see no color.
I don't see no color.
But how about this? How about this? How about this?
Matadoneated $1.00, and you're lucky, right?
Don't let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife.
But your girlfriend is going to become your wife, bro. That's the thing, bro.
You know what I mean? Your girlfriend is going to become your wife.
They'll shdoneated $1.00, go to Honduras, and that will stop it.
No, bro. And fuck racism, dude.
I'm not playing. I don't fuck with racism. That's something that's always gonna throw me off. I can't. I can't fuck with racism, bro.
Flank cut donated one dollar. We can stop racism by accepting that you are from Honduras and stop pretending you are Asian.
I am Honduran, I am Brazilian, and I am Spaniard, I'm from Togo, I'm proud of being black,
and all of the above, and that's just because, bro, you know what I mean, and that's why
I want to, you know what I mean, that's why we're gonna stop racism.
This is the trio that's gonna stop racism.
Like literally, dude.
We're not about to do shit.
That's you gonna live forever bro people are evil
No, yeah, I think no, I think is that even be a I'm just I'm just I'm just
You just got to be the change that you want to see and spread that within your people
I don't know, spread it to your family, spread it to your kids, and that's it.
That's the best you can, that's the best, huh?
That's how you can do it.
You're not African Japanese, you're African Honduran. I know I'm African Honduran, bro.
What type of African are you all?
I mean, you're Nigerian, you're...
Justin donated one dollar, you're the type of girl they make love songs about.
No man should cheat on her afar.
Like see brother when we all get the same takes we can't even talk about nothing
Yeah, you're right a retweet in the chat
Reads we read me wait Yana. What black are you? I don't know I
Don't know like my history for
I don't want to I think I'm cuz I haven't done a DNA test
Are you scared that your DNA might get what's the word taken or not? You don't think you don't think
I've never really thought about it.
I'm not gonna lie, it's our DNA, and I'm not gonna lie, we might get cloned.
Yeah, that's what I put in the database.
Well, I mean, it's okay.
I mean, the worst thing they could do is they could clone us.
Imagine if you'd seen another person, like, literally just you,
like, you'd seen them, like, you're doppled over.
Oh, it's like this theory.
Yonah Zuba donated one dollar.
Huh.
Can I ask?
$81 it looks like you're trying to telepathically summon everybody
Okay
Wait, yeah, what is that? What is that theory that there's one person in this world that looks like you and you just don't know
Like there's somebody that looks like you something like you but they're bigger. Is that the Dunning Cougar? Yeah
No, it's not a double Ganger
Oh, I'm a dunce.
Concognitive bias for people are limited.
That's not the dunn- it is doppelganger?
Oh yeah.
Choppelganger.
Oh yeah.
That's what it is.
It's crazy that don't listen.
No thank you.
We don't want another you gay and ducky in the world.
Brother, I promise you, I'm here to choppleganger.
I'm here to tell you right now, I'm here to tell y'all right now, if there was another
me walking around this world, I would be, people would be happy, you know what I mean?
Another one of us, people would be happy.
Another legend in the making, you know?
Because we're three legends in the making.
We're the three fucking dragon heads.
Retweet.
You know what I mean?
We gon' be great.
Y'all know that.
Retweet.
We gon' be great.
I'm not even stealing 80 one dollar moment of silence for the guy who looks like Yuki.
Yeah, go fuck yourself, man.
And they say, hey, glad everyone's healthy.
Retweet.
I'm not even a student at $1.
If that's what you see, you're the ugly one.
Yeah, sure.
And then you're tiny, bro.
I think I found yours.
Well, that does look just like you.
That looks just like you.
Yeah, I'm not.
Listen, I'm not doing this.
Hey!
So you could deep-lock donate.
Oh, he was giving it.
Like what? I hate this fucking app. I hate everything about this app.
Ma'am. Well, they're still sending... How are you...
How is Redify sending text blasts?
Even the owners.
Can we order food?
Yep. Hell yeah.
Pull out your phone. Let's order.
On your card.
We should all order at the same time so we get the same thing.
Yeah, let's do it.
No.
Come on!
Oh wait, I got watermelon.
Come on.
Wait, Nigga, you got any food, you got any protein so you can get bigger.
Come on!
No, I want food.
Alright, let's have a food.
I don't know.
I just want something good.
What's some healthy eats?
I think we've been eating healthy because we're going to climb Mount Everest.
Anonymous donated one dollar if you saw another UBI know that Nigga would not know how to comprehend how chocky he is.
That's right.
That's a mean to call someone ugly.
No, they say I was like love.
Chalk?
Mm-hmm.
They say like love.
They're like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you get to Externated $1.
On behalf of Y2X, we need to use the X-Monty stream.
Dude!
Yeah, because y'all look at each other.
Yeah, you should.
You should be dancing with me.
You gotta learn how to move.
Yeah, I can't.
You could move like that.
You're just embarrassed to move like that.
Really?
You gotta embrace it.
Dude.
Cuz he moves insane, bro
Oh, yeah, jiggie, bro
That's Jada's double-ganger. I'm hungry. Me too. Hi, hungry
I'm hungry, I'm dad, but I'm hungry.
Wait, sandwiches?
No, no, no, no.
Come on!
Wait, no, no.
Probably off of your card.
Huh?
Get it off of your card.
I think I'm going to order Shake Shack.
I can't order if you guys really need it.
How about we order at the same time?
One dollar.
Can we get a clip cue going?
What's that?
Clip cue is what we did last time for trying not to laugh.
Yeah.
Why?
I don't want to do it.
Why don't you like it?
I just ordered you a salad, but for some reason they're sending it chicken sandwich.
Oh, shoot. Why would they do that?
Why would they do that?
Well, I really want something to eat.
Keonik, eat order please. I haven't eaten today.
No, I already bought you a fucking birthday cake.
they gave me.
I already got extra files on my order or something.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Yeah, extra files.
Extra files is running.
I'm done. I'll eat some extra snacks.
How old are you?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Okay, yeah, let's order something.
I'm 23.
Stop!
A decade older than you should be acting, let's go.
I'm 23.
Wait, how does it fit to be 20?
I'm not 20 yet.
Or 19.
That feels good.
I feel young and lit.
Oh my god.
I don't want to.
You know, it's scary, but I actually, I fear death.
Aw.
I'm not even staring at you, one girl, and you're not me, what's wrong?
Why does it seem like you don't care?
I do. Well, a lot of people fear death. It's normal.
How do I stop fearing you?
Think about living.
and be cuddly and cute?
Marigold donated one dollar.
Archie looks like Andrew Nimbard.
I remember a good looking dude.
You're already halfway there, you old fuck. Get comfortable with it.
Hi, Anna. Right, Pippus, is this yours?
No.
I just want my own food. I don't really need you to order it. I'll order it.
You need to get your own. You said you'd use that to order something anyway.
But you're a millionaire, please!
No.
Yeah.
Pavlok donated one dollar, so we're doing big...
Anonymous donated one dollar.
Why are they skipping those?
Don't give me that.
I don't know, I'm just hungry.
Me too.
I think it's coming through.
Yeah, all right, let me know.
Yeah, I'm not ordering anything.
Then you can order your food.
I have a feeling you're not ordering anything.
Just donated one dollar.
I'm not ordering anything.
I just ordered yallavis should be there in 10 minutes.
Wait, do you have that since yalla or no?
I have one of them.
God donated one dollar.
I have that one.
Can't lie.
I messed up when I created you.
I didn't.
I'm so sure.
Thank you.
Yonah's food donated one dollar, Enrique.
Enrique!
They stare at one donated one dollar. I know that you've done the bed ordering a double
baconator. Climbing Mount Everest might ask. Bro protein is good, protein is good when
you're doing exercise because then the protein turns into muscle. Right? Where's the good?
Tell me like that boys. What's the sweet number? The uh, uh, you mind me saying it?
Yeah, no, it's either this one.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, either or.
The sweet number?
This?
Yeah, you could put that.
But here, the one that we're in here is right here.
Okay, got it, okay.
Here you go.
You can sit and don't work out.
Wait, so what are y'all ordering?
I wanna know what y'all are ordering.
I don't know.
To your ready, baby,
donated one roma.
We're ready to eat.
We want to Arby's mug, bang.
Oh, wait, we can do it, Arby's mug, babe.
No, I don't want Arby's.
That food isn't real.
Or, Wing Stop.
Wing Stop's so good.
I kinda want canines.
I think I'm gonna get some healthy shit.
Like what?
I'm gonna get Subway tuna sandwich.
I thought that was not too bad.
And they have a deal that you get one six inch for free.
So, you get the same sandwich two times
so then you get like a, so this is my order.
If anybody wants to copy my order from Subway,
Italian bread with American cheese toasted.
And then, you go, lettuce doesn't have fiber.
Take her to Song and Don.
Lettuce doesn't have fiber, so don't get the lettuce.
There's no point.
But get jalapenos.
Get jalapenos and then get regular mayonnaise.
What about to eat?
Then you add it to your order.
And then, and then, and then you eat.
Wait, should I get something healthy too?
Yes, get healthy.
I'm eating healthy too.
Oh, I ate a breakfast burrito. Is that healthy?
Uh, what, chorizo?
Breakfast burrito.
Yeah, a breakfast burrito with chorizo inside, though.
Oh, yeah.
Order two Dr. Peppers?
Well, how much should I get?
Get a Subway.
I'll eat it.
Yeah, but Subway, I don't really want that.
I'm more like raising canes.
Want chicken?
Yeah, but I feel like that's too unhealthy right now.
Arkey, I don't know why you're over there sitting on the bed. You got clip-forming to
do. So you need to get up because your shit's not over. Get the fucking thing out of this
camera. We're not about to sit here and do all the clip-forming for you. You guys suck
for a reason. You need to get your lazy ass up. We're not done clip-forming. People are
subbing for a reason. Everyone unsub because he's not doing shit. Oh, we're done already.
You go to Zion, right? Huh? You go to Zion? No. I have something to do now. What the fuck?
What the fuck? I looked at your calendar and you had nothing in days!
Yes, I'm busy!
Y'all to come on, go to Zion!
Wait, what day is it again?
23rd, 26th
Anonymous donated one dollar, subway turkey, back to the airport
You don't have to do the road trip with us, you can come on the 24th
But I also have something else
Anonymous donated one dollar, Google the story of the 32 people, WH, poisoned the hikers
before they took the Everest hikes so they could make money from them being
evacuated and using the helicopter so all we're gonna do is just pay pay our
shirples more than it would cost for a helicopter yeah wait why should I get
tamed or is that too unhealthy no listen it's your cheat day okay you're right
it's okay maybe I should get it well you want a burger and get a burger cuz if
Both ordered something healthy that I'm gonna order something you ordered something good. I got shake shit
I'm okay. I'm gonna cancel for a burger. I got a shake shake. I got a triple burger
Triple burger and that's it. No fries. No cuz I have too many carbs because I'm gonna die there
I've been losing weight slowly
Carbons is energy
So it's like if you don't use that advice man with the granny for best album of the year does that mean y'all know wins one
Oh
Yes, and technically I do wait so when someone's a Grammy everyone who's like featured on it they get one too
I don't think so. I think I thought it was just the artist. Oh, but they do get credit
So you could kind of say you can kind of just say yeah
I can't believe I was on there. It's kind of crazy. Were you like or did they tell you beforehand?
Well, they told me beforehand, but I didn't know if it was true
because at first when he had told me I was like where are you dead ass but I
didn't know if it was like a real thing so I was a little nervous because you
know what it was did you know like what it was that you're on no I was just
told that I was on there pan express is 42 minute I want a burger number on my
I can't so much and get a burger wait, then I'm
Elmans donated one dollar you ordered food for yourselves knowing that it's hungry smh yon could have ordered her food delmans
Yonah telling that's not true
Yeah
Like it goes from shake shack they said I picked up my order
No, it's okay. I just want some I kind of want to check out that help you. That's a good though
How do you how do you take the vegetables on?
I should check clothes with no
Yeah, cuz that's a double shot. Yeah, I think you just get the bacon and take off the bacon
Mine too
Do you have water here?
If you want to grab some bottles, I have some in my room too.
Okay, yeah, as long as you're son.
We got bad.
Oh, I got llamasum.
Oh wait, what she's saying?
Yubi, congratulations on not going live at 11pm-est and people can actually watch.
But it's still L.Yubi and fuck you.
She's bringing two friends too.
Yeah, I'm gonna have fun. No that I feel like
But we had to use both
Right, we can have a two pack. No, he's doing because when it's too packed. I can't move
No, yes, yeah, that's the right one. Yeah
Damn you order all that. Oh
They come as a combo, no, they always charge apart. No, yeah, she doesn't do do combos, I don't think oh
Haven't cast on my my my subway. No, I want this burger though
I'm making my mouth water.
He he he.
Drake still netted one dollar, still netted one dollar.
Yana is over now.
You're OVO, Yana. You're OVO.
OVO. I'm gonna be able to cancel, bro. It's over.
Dude, I was gonna come from OVO merch,
but it was too expensive. I gotta keep grinding.
Yeah, they can't reflow.
Oh yeah, and we have Sky Water at the party.
Wait, wait, can you...
Let me see what Sky Water song they got.
I'm gonna be singing to me
I definitely heard him
Oh, I got this on say from him
Oh, yeah, this is Mark
That's a good song
Now it's uh
Yeah, Sonia Diggas coming to that thing but she was playing League last time I seen.
Did she play League right now?
Yeah, she was earlier.
She was League's first.
All right, what do you think is the most fun League?
Most fun League.
I'm sorry.
Most fun, what is it called?
Most fun League.
Most fun?
Yeah.
I think jungler is like you're the most active.
Because jungler you run around but it's like I think some of the hardest.
Cause you gotta like support your team everywhere.
Iceman donated one dollar.
How is Yon Oveal if she's in a 360 deal with Black Boy Max and Five Star?
W has just donated 1666. Jesus saves.
That is crazy and scary.
I've never been in a 360 deal with Black Boy Max.
I'll sign up for 360 Joe anyway, as long as they give me a nice diamond chain.
Not even good money, just a diamond chain?
Just give me a diamond chain that says ARK, and then maybe just give me a little pinky ring.
I want one that says Big Jenkins, a chain.
Big Jenkins?
Yeah, a chain.
Wait, where did the Jenkins come from?
It's my last name.
Oh, it is?
Oh, sure.
You're you're mixed right? Yeah, what'd you think it was?
I thought you're Russian
Up here, that's not the word like stray you know me stray
Right one thing. Yeah, there you go. Oh
Oh, inbred.
Something like that.
Yeah, like that, no.
Oh.
Like something like, wait, what is it called?
Not pure, that's the wrong word,
because pure is like, yeah, it's pure blood, like that.
Pure blood.
Oh, no.
Ah, I can't think of a word!
I can't think of a word!
No, when you're one race, when you're one,
what are they called?
When you're one race.
Monoracial, that's what I'm talking about.
Fool! Yeah, you're a fool something. I think you were a fool black.
For some reason.
Does it smell like...
Uh-oh.
Do you smell that or am I just mean?
Nah, I can't smell it.
You have a fly around you.
I know, there's a fly on me.
Yeah, I wonder why.
I smell good.
I got it.
You're so naked, $1, you be looking like the skinny dick show.
Oh
Big-ass nostrils, but can you stand up?
Dude, I'm not gonna let this one wait. This is some tap dancing shit
Hold on they're gonna be my EDC shit
Don't be my EDC shit. Yeah, let it go
There you go!
Here's my 2K character.
It's the sheep.
Yeah, but that's how I used to do my 2K character.
What are you wearing?
He went out on some bullshit.
I just like dancing.
Oh my god, this is the old yelp shirt.
Oh yeah?
Wait, did you see what Archie gave to me or no?
No one, I don't care.
I'm not in a good mood.
Why, Yana?
Because.
Why?
Because.
Are you angry?
No.
Yana, come on.
Listen.
That mood ain't gonna change yourself.
No, it doesn't mean.
Nothing changes it.
I think so.
No.
Yana, that mood ain't gonna change yourself.
Yes, sir.
Nothing changes and nothing changes.
No.
Okay, you're gonna think about it.
You're gonna think about it.
No.
Yeah, you're gonna think about that one.
No.
Yana!
I don't want to have a party.
Well, Yana, I got good news and I got bad news.
Huh?
I got good news and I got bad news.
All right, listen, okay?
You, okay?
Oh.
No!
Okay, I got good news and I got bad news, okay?
What?
Okay.
So good news is, party starts in two hours.
Okay
Okay, that loses what?
Sparky's already tired he doesn't even want to no I'm good
You know I can have unlimited energy. I could go from I had I could go forever
Who's up
I'ma trace it.
Who's got one of the best One Piece characters?
Another most donated one dollar.
MFS turn 23 and start wearing bales
shouldn't talking out of this my EDC fit
like you ain't even going.
You a ho, bro!
Pat Klepp guys, it.
Who's up got one more?
No, I don't wanna get spoiled on that, you're weird.
No spoilers, no spoilers please, bro.
One Piece is my hidden piece.
Guys, have a head ache.
You need Tylenol?
I have ibuprofen here.
Yeah, I need some.
This is not a thing to be wearing.
Did I say shit?
I got some more.
I got you.
My mom always told me to do it with your right hand.
I'm not the most gay in the world.
I live her food. She loves food.
She will be happy after.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Denada.
I'll be honest.
Wait, do we...
Oh no, I can hear the DJ already too.
I still need to go get the cups too.
And the bottles and everything and all of the above, bro.
I need to get everything though.
Oh yeah.
Being here for a long time, you're a mutual system.
We'll go down.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
I feel like it's a biohazard here, it's okay, you adapt.
You sort of need to be here with the Bordom, so everybody will get started.
Well, I'm right.
Had lockstone-ated one dollar, Yugi play this song.
I'm right when they meet Kuma again, but he's a police officer and then he's chasing them, but he can see them from across the whole way.
You're bone mashing?
Yeah.
I'm starting a new group, a new content house.
Oh for real? What's the name?
It's called the Q and Cuddle-Ease.
I bet. Who's the members?
Yeah, who's your starter?
I'm the starter.
You don't want one?
Yeah.
I don't have anyone first.
Dude, would you ever join an auto-car?
Someone said the chalk house. Why are you calling me a job?
That's a rude word.
Who said that?
I don't know. I hate that.
No, whoever said that, you're a botanist.
you're a Polish who said that the game was you no I think would you ever do
like a girl group yeah or not even a girl group or a group you ain't but
you're in one. You're in a group. No, I'm gonna leave so I'm tired.
Oh wait, are these? What's that picture?
That's...
Does Q and Cuddley need any mods, Yana? Yeah, because my mods must be asleep.
Ture baby donated one dollar. Hey, Yonda, this is Ture baby. I'll be in your house to love you, girl.
Aw, thanks. Everyone's invited.
Everyone?
Yeah.
I don't, I don't...
Boom!
I don't want to go to bed.
No!
Janet, I'm going to sleep!
This is so cute.
And it's kind of me.
Get it?
You get it?
I'm going to sleep.
Jay's too busy mudding clouds.
Jay's about to become a fucking animal.
Never mind, never mind, never mind, dude.
I need to try to get up.
Wait, oh, yeah, were you or did you tell people you were traveling on it?
Huh, where did you tell people you were traveling or you weren't traveling?
What do you mean like last week? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
You know I said that you're jet-lagged
No, I'm not jet-lagged
Wait with the bottles in there you got them off
Wait, how many people we got there right now?
But but everything's ready
We were gonna pull up guys, don't worry.
Oh!
Y'all are the birthdays.
Bitch.
I think we're gonna bring it with a look for you right now and see if we can get through.
Wait, what are the points?
There's another birthday party right now, that's why we're gonna go there.
Who's birthday?
Oh.
Brandon.
Oh, that's gonna have to lay empty.
Yeah, well that's why we're gonna go there.
That's why we're gonna go to the 12th so that they can meet up.
Can you bring me to the venue for the last time that we left this thing?
Over there?
It's another one of those?
Wait, so that's kinda sad.
Anonymous donated one dollar.
Yo, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the OSCS house has the hentai virus.
That's why there's a bunch of particles everywhere.
It's Chernobyl 2.0.
Yeah, no, I'll be honest, I think we have black mole.
Or we used to or something.
But she tried to, she tried to, or not she tried.
The other night I was fixing it.
She tried to like fix it.
Or she did fix it.
At least she ripped her, she got something to remove.
Something, it was something.
But it's not the hand-tied virus.
It's the body's virus.
We should make our own virus.
Who do you think are the first people like?
Do you think they feel good?
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't say the first people to start a virus.
They don't feel good.
They'll be like, no, they probably do.
But they're like, started something.
Because when you make the first virus,
you make the first antibody.
Do you have hands sanitizer?
Hands sanitizer.
your body had to adapt?
No, I don't.
I don't use it.
I'm not being honest.
I don't even wash my hands after sometimes
when I use the restroom.
Ew.
That's nasty.
No, no, no.
Because did you know that the melt private part is cleaner
than the phone and has less neurons?
Because something's cleaner than you see it.
And you're so dirty.
Yeah, but.
Yeah, we added you to Externated One Dollar.
Imagine another lockdown.
I don't think I don't know how to survive another lockdown.
Or not.
I don't think I could go through it.
Really?
No.
What are you on?
It'll be chill.
I don't know.
I don't think I'll be able to do it.
I might just lose my mind.
The house is good sometimes.
Like being in the house, I think it's just, I don't know.
I like it at least.
No.
I think it's pretty good.
Is it weird that I'd like it?
No, because a lot of people were like, how many people in the chat go out without, like excluding having to go to a job in school?
Like, I don't think I don't know.
Oh, I'm hungry.
I'm too. I don't, I mean, yeah, so it's like, you know, but I don't even remember the last time I, yeah.
I don't need the house. I need to get Jack to tell me. Yeah, definitely need to. Oh,
this is pre-streamer university. This is what Archie showed me, you know what I think.
This is after streaming. Yeah, Archie, I remember showing me a clip like this and I started
top of the screen with a real tiny
Well, you think that they like yeah, I
Can hear it by the background noise. That's a good game right there. Yeah, that's like that's like my hidden leash
You know me something that I really like that I actually don't know my day like
I'm not a musternated one don't I feel like and you teach them how to walk the runway Arcee has the most potential
Well, what do you mean by that?
Well, I'm trying to.
I know a little something.
That's for sure.
I think everybody has potential in modeling.
No, no, yeah, everyone has potential.
One day, I...
Not everybody.
Ew.
Archie, what do you mean by not everybody?
Well, because sometimes you know that everyone could be a model.
You know what I mean?
I don't think this is just, no, but John,
John even can make it in Balenciaga.
But not everyone can be a teacher, too.
No!
True.
And not everyone can be a.
I don't even know.
You can model for Balenciaga.
I swear Balenciaga has attractive models.
Every brand has attractive models, bro.
You know what I mean?
God, I'm a dog.
Thank you Capri, son, for the freakin' five.
Hey.
Thanks.
Got the party glass I'm drinking I'm bringing 30 people with me we on the way yo woj is it tall I
Think I'm gonna do this fit
We love Honduras I
Gotta go with a different pants. I wish I would have came dressed appropriately. I didn't know you guys were throwing another party
No, this is appropriate
No one likes my pants. Huh? Nobody likes my pants
But
But I'm getting hangry
Don't I need
Okay, why fucking now maybe these shirts will fit me. No, that's not good color. I'll be honest, bro. I
Like your pants ignore the haters your tops get a job. I'm not a control man
Get a job, bro. Wait, it's Caprice on the influencer. I think it is. Yeah. Yeah, wait like the curly-headed one. Yeah, oh
And you're okay. And you're okay.
Are you okay, Yanny? You've been hit by.
You've been shot by.
Come on up.
How did you guys feel about the movie?
I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it, bro. You got to.
Look, he's... I think it's a good movie.
Yeah, but it is a lot of us donated one dollar. Y'all would just know if you get showing me so hate
That means he thinks of you as his best friend. Yeah, you've been like everything I say I feel like you've been mean
What do you mean?
I mean it's put me in a bad mood. What are you mean?
Arky, I know you're not fucking leaving. You got clip for him to do
Can you get mine?
It's the subway
Wait, it made it. Oh
Shit, oh, whoops, I can wait five minutes. Yeah, and then we started your laser as gift
Bro, bro, you've got to embrace it, right? Oh, no, no, no, no your edges were never that bad
No, like your edges didn't fade there. It's never there. I mean
I can stop my shoes there. No, it's not it's just some of it came off some of it came off
No, you should just embrace that you have no edges, bro. Hey, bro, like some people
Look amazing with no edges. I don't I'm not one of those people. Don't be mean
To other people
Well, well, well, how about you go in the pool?
It's gonna get black
For just an donated one dollar. You don't know I like
But this is a young I like your jeans are those jeans made by God because they fit you like a blessing
Yes, they are. Thank you
Whatever makes you happy
But the jeans don't look bad
Yeah, this is my makeup. I love this. Yeah, you're drawing on your hair line. You're over here talking about my jeans
Boy, I can change my hair line. You can't change your jeans. I can't I got lots of
Wait, bro, wait, bro. Let me see the pay. Oh
shit
Oh, hold on. I should miss in the middle. What for I need to brush
Do I have my dirty on two times? Oh, shit. Oh, no. They see there go
Your edges are good. Oh
Oh, that's not bad right there.
Is it?
It's not bad?
Nah, it's not bad.
Alright, let me get the man down.
Let me fill it.
I'm all over it.
Dude, this is good.
Hold on.
This shit is good.
Wait, how do you use this?
Oh, let me put it out.
Yes.
Yuki, you gotta fill yours in on the side.
Still?
On that side.
Yeah.
Wait, I just go down?
Yeah, but not too hard, because you want it to be realistic, so you could brush it in.
Because yours is good.
Yours is, like, hella good.
No, I don't know what to do this.
No, you're doing good.
Damn, I need to get my hair done again.
No, we're gonna look good at this party, bro.
I can't see this side.
How can I do this side and not look?
Okay, I'm just gonna wing it.
No!
Your shit looks nice!
You don't need to fix yours, Arky.
No, but you can always be better.
be better you know I mean like you're being performative
her life and here like always get better
dude these to come me I JJ fish back in the day what you say no no okay what I
do with this this one oh yeah you just brush it out yes from my library this
party where we better be so handsome. I'm gonna be handsome and be like who that? Who that? Who that? Who would be like no. Yeah I got to be looking good for this party too.
We all gotta be looking right.
I know what you wanna do but she better leave her out on the party. Yo! Jay baby for the freaking fire!
Why have I been getting lots of gifted today? That's good. That's good. It's because it's your comeback right?
What's today your connection?
Or yesterday?
Your comeback?
Yeah.
That's why.
Can we turn the heart we all?
I don't like that a lot.
But we all have a heart.
It's literally just crazy. The heart just keeps beating.
I know. And isn't it weird that we're all breathing?
I just activated everyone who's watching everyone is now breathing manually everyone now
Breathe in breathe out alert. Everyone's breathing manually. You know what? I'm feeling a little happier now
Because everyone's breathing manually and they got mad now
Another must donated one dollar to further strength your guys bond y'all should say three nice thing about the other two people
yeah I'm kidding bro I think Yana is very kind very funny and she has a great
style with her clothes
I like Archie's red shirt what you know I'm kidding Archie's nice and every
I'm in a bad mood. He doesn't get irritated. He understands me and Yu-Gi and Yu-Gi's shot
You will put the man-pan down
Well, one day let me cut your hair
And Yu-Gi
No, I swear to God, I'll get you right, bro
Let me do it. I'm not a must-do in 81. Don't I could try to rather have Yu-Gi knows or Archie Fattah, but oh
Oh my God, I'm not Archey's ass.
What?
Something about Archey's ass is crazy.
Well, you, I can cut your hair right now and get you looking right.
I'm not even throwing.
You want me?
I swear to God.
Like, bro, I can have it looking this good, but I can have it looking better than that.
Thank God.
I be cutting my hair every time my shit looks too crazy.
Archey.
Are you sure?
You're just already like...
And if it was like an extra piece, I could get you looking right, but like this is like
You finish use the whole pen
Fuck you bitch
Never, but I can clean it up a little bit though. I'm cause that then
Now bro, but one day, we're both guys. Yeah, I'm kind of sad now because I think we've been really mean to each other
We haven't been meeting wait for real. Yeah
Why you trust it? I got eyes cuz you do I'm gonna like your shit. Yes
But it's because I used to play baseball baseballs a spur where you have to bend over a lot
So when you bend over and like you squawk. Yeah, huh like you gain glues. That's the only reason
I don't know. I've always I've always wanted like it's always good to have
It's always good to have man. Yeah, how do you think it smells?
One day they're gonna have that where you can smell them to scream. Yeah, I think that's the day I stopped screaming
They'll maybe shower over there
That's funny, wait mom's gonna be here in two minutes
And then and then we still gotta give laser his gift
For his birthday and
His birthday is about to end
It is I feel bad. No one even here in this party yet. I thought we had motion
I'm not allowed. I thought we had motion. We do
No, we might have to because this is getting right wait. Oh wait, let me check what he looks like bro
Dude cuz he was in his room for like two hours
What would you do last birthday my birthday yeah
But looking dinners is a vibe. Yeah, something shit. Yeah, my last birthday
Oh my God, you're a wimp!
Yeah, at least he knows.
No, John's is still on the way.
Well, yours isn't there.
No, it is!
Alright, that's your phone.
Wait, hold on, Yugi, bro, come on, come on, come on.
Sir?
Wait, that's mine?
No, wait, bro, mine's just there!
Wait, that's mine!
No, oh, he put it inside...
Nigga, what the f-
Wait, what?
What the f-
That nigga went inside the crib?
How did he get inside the crib?
He's trespassing!
Why do-
Wait, that's mine!
No, that's-
How did he get inside the crib?
No, no, this is the link.
Hey, the architecture love that.
You're fine.
Well, you got mine?
Yeah, one of hers comes.
That's mine.
Damn, you're better too far.
So you're better, hurry up.
No.
Nothing.
Wait, laser boy ended.
Oh, no, he's live.
Bro, why?
Is he shot or what?
Yeah, I'm more ended, Papa.
Okay, now, bro, laser boy did.
Dude, he almost ended earlier.
I had to tell him to stay longer.
I was dead at this.
He was watching K-pop.
He's been like for nine hours though.
Yeah, we gotta show him some love, bro.
Stop!
I don't have money.
Bro, we gotta show him a little bit of love, bro.
Bro, you feel me?
It's his birthday.
Listen to me, son.
Fuck.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
You're a bitch.
Wait, guys, my dash is stuck.
He is?
Bro.
You're a bitch.
Wait, guys, my dash is stuck.
He is?
Bro.
He's so tired. Oh, he hasn't slept since yesterday last night. Yeah, he hasn't slept.
Why? Maybe that's why he's in a bitch. Because he wanted to go live early for his
stream. Oh, yeah, he hasn't slept. But in the party couple months. Yeah. Maybe we should give him his gift. We could. No, no, but let's eat our food first.
No, that's greedy.
Bro, because sometimes you gotta make sure you have good energy to bring someone's energy up.
True. You know what I mean?
That's true.
So once the food get here, we eat real quick, we come give them a give, and around that time, hopefully someone get here for the party.
No, the party's gonna start.
Party's gonna start at like 1.
Bro, we should maybe call a couple and tell them that.
I could invite like my, like, like, um...
Who?
My manager.
Bro, we had to start asking people where they're on the way, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, basically, it's right if I sent out a text about that 12.
Bro, do we at least got our bouncer?
Right on Moon?
Oh, see, look, these are our bouncers. They ready.
They better be bouncing nothing.
I don't know if I trust them.
They better be bouncing nothing.
I don't know if they're gonna stand on this.
Bro, I'm the leader.
Wait, are we expecting a lineup, son?
Yeah.
You need to get, like, some, like,
No, no, no, I've seen Chud and the Builder classes, I'm not a builder.
Haha!
Do you know why you did something happen, huh?
Yeah, he's like trying to get a rest like 50 years.
Dude, what?
I saw him.
They look like they tell him they got muscle, they ready.
Yeah.
They let everybody in.
I feel like I'm going to go really good and really bad.
No, no, no.
You got me back.
He's charged with murder?
I think they murder.
Oh my God, it killed someone.
No.
No, they're not reading chat.
Hold on.
in your stream and said 24 fake Muslim okay now I don't know he's talking about
I don't know he's talking about bro, wait your food coming here? No there's
stop no no that person wait you should call them maybe they need direction
because that's happened one time one time they didn't know where to go
calls may be monitored and recorded by door gas and service providers for quality
I should do that I was hungry I'll leave a little left for them
Hello?
Hello sir is this because I don't I don't I don't mean to rush you they just I haven't
eight all day and like I seem like you might have been lost I was making sure
if you need any help with the map oh two orders oh I'm sorry oh it's okay take
your time take your time okay I'm gonna give you a big tip okay thank you why
you do that I got cash I got cash you I'll give you the cash when you go down
here you give some off yeah well we'll get one different being late you
son or off he don't say maybe we be arky daughter I'm not a girl
Amado donated one dollar by Yonastop calling and rushing me.
Matter of fact, time to take a few fries for the inconvenience.
Luckily I didn't order fries, dumb dumb.
No, that happened a step before that. We had like the people who do door dance, but then they watched us and then they rode on the bag.
What they say?
They were like, hey, we published our OSDS.
Yeah, that's a cute.
Yeah, I'm our donated one dollar. Hi, you being dark. He don't worry. I will never forget to say hi over the order
Oh
Say oh, oh, I said oh, oh wait, bro
Wait, laser try and bite anybody bro, is he happy about this party you better be happy bro
Look at the party bro. What party? Look at the shit, bro
He got no one that we told him we don't throw the party
He probably didn't want to throw a party because he was very scared that none of the people will come
What would they go bounce they don't have to let everybody in they they don't have to let everybody in
Thank you for coming, sonny.
You're the first of the party!
Oh shit, thank god we got Sonny at least.
Yeah.
Hey sonny.
You guys sent out like five different text blasts in the same hour.
Like 400 feet.
Okay sonny, if you're on the list, would you come?
My friend-
By the new nated one dollar, I am not sorry for team killing you, Arky, you a bitch.
Yo Barton, I'm gonna slam you, bro.
You kill me and you let me lose that Rainbow State Tournament, bruh.
My friend texted me there like, are you actually doing another party tonight?
I would you say they say yes, you say sunny sunny
We need this we're doing but looking laser look at it. He's on the worst party ever. Oh, he looks so sad
He's just watching us laser. Don't worry laser. We're gonna throw this party for you, bro
the best party ever laser we're gonna go use it we're gonna go to the best party ever
why the fuck you say celebrate with O.S.D.L.
why the hell do you celebrate I'm part of it
wait not too much on me just because you're better your birthday than you the birthday
shit don't come for my fucking I'm celebrating your birthday party the
first like not too much on me that's right I got you a gift at
everything not only Alice only Alice wait can I be on there yeah yeah yeah
sorry sorry are you sure you wanted a birthday party
I don't know what's wrong
You know he's so no cuz I think no I think he really had a crush on that girl
He wanted to go to EDC because she was going he's gonna pay the ticket everything and now he's good
And then like the girl said that everyone's beautiful
Bro, so you ruined his birthday
Wait, did you have me? Yeah, I didn't know it was like that
How do I get to it okay, so you do it to twitch now
Wait
Mine is in the second career
Wait, I don't see
Fuck
Shit itchy
Okay, thank you
Wait, why is he so mad at me?
Everything that was kind of mean
Happy birthday bro ski. I hope you enjoy the gift. I got you. Oh my god. Yeah, y'all didn't let me know
What the fuck we just have fun at Vinny K
Oh
Then we go for the 500k
You could go for the mealy by the end of the year
My goal is to hit the millie. That's gonna be a grind. That's a grind, but I gotta have a crazy stretch
But I'm doing a sub-a-thon. So the sub-a-thon will push that's gonna give me a lot of followers. Hopefully
But yeah, we're gonna see
It's actually insane
I want to hit 10 million
Yeah, no, no, we can hit 10 million. No, I want to hit like 20 mil
Hey, we're all merged literally everyone's merged, bro. Let me know how y'all like it
so many chats
This is like when like everyone like we had the lunch table and everyone's sitting at the same lunch table and then and you see how they vibe
Literally everyone's at the same much. I remember every lunch a vibe or Saturday. I didn't think that they vibe
That's right. That's why he's sitting in the bathroom stars. I
Ava in the staircase
What about you? Oh
Oh, I ate lunch at the table where you're supposed to eat lunch.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Well, sometimes I ate in the dance room with my two friends,
but I was just with my two friends.
I remember. I want to show you.
Do you have friends to eat with?
No.
Oh, shit.
That's OK.
We can be friends.
OK.
Yeah, we can be friends.
That's OK.
We can all be friends.
Thank you.
Maybe you get you something.
Maybe you get this stuff?
I didn't know you were coming here.
I'm not gonna go.
I'm gonna give you half the rice.
Two nuts in a row.
But it's ass.
You're not gonna like that.
I don't like tuna.
I can order food.
Damn, Marquis.
Dude, he's really un-mad.
You got a chew-lick in your mouth first.
Mm-hmm.
When's the party getting started?
He said midnight.
Oh my God.
The room!
They need water!
Do you want a piece of my cookie?
I'll look.
Wait! This is a wrong damn cookie!
Boy, wrong cookie?
I wanted a regular chocolate chip.
Oh, I didn't get this one.
I know! I know!
I know!
What the hell?
Oh
What the hell laser already open his gifts a laser bro hope you like it bro. Yeah, hope you like your gift bro
Wait, hold on
Laser hope you like it bro. Oh no
Why is he so mad?
Laser!
Oh, really, he doesn't like it!
No, he likes it, bro.
He's just being shy today. He's a thank-you.
Maybe you get that birthday depression. Candles.
Have you needed a candle? My sister is running out.
Do you know what? Have you got a candle?
See? See? He needed a new candle.
A watermelon.
Yo, no, he's Andy I think he's letting watermelon in.
No, tell him to stop it.
Tell him to type it. Type no.
No!
No, bro.
Bro.
Tell me to break it down.
Bro, what's wrong with watermelon?
It's not a birthday gift.
What you get?
Up your to the sandwich?
No!
Wait, he does my end.
No, no!
If he ends, what do we do?
He's not gonna end.
She doesn't have shit?
He's not gonna end because I still have to give him his gift.
True, true, true, true.
I'll bring it back to you.
If your dad just didn't eat this food, I'll cut it for you.
My sister thinks we got him to watermelon.
Nigga, eat the watermelon, nigga!
Eat the watermelon, nigga!
We got you food!
Get fries on there. Yeah, I got them.
Yeah?
You want some fries?
Laser! Eat the watermelon!
Thank you.
Oh, Jay got rid of a party. Hold on, he looks like a boss.
Why did you quit that bell?
I was looking at your camera, baby.
No!
Don't worry! We got you a gift!
Cheer up, Buttercup!
I'm not going to reach over you, can you find me the Dr.P?
Do you have another one?
Yeah, do you want one?
Please.
I don't have ketchup.
Listen, you're chewing so much, it's going to cause a heart attack.
You got to slow down because I know it hurts right there.
I know it hurts.
No, it really hurts.
No, you got to slow down.
I'm talking water to push it down this year.
No, no, you got to slow down.
Shoe it swallow drink water too much. I get it. I know it's stuck right there. I feel it
Why am I happy
And you're just having too much food
Sometimes I wear your sandwich though. No, that's where my sandwich. Where my sandwich damn you put it's the same thing up in a burger
Damn, who ate that shit?
If you have anything else to eat, I'm really hungry.
Nothing?
We're fried!
I don't know, I wanted another sandwich.
We go get some more later.
It wasn't me!
She ate mine too.
No!
We're canceling you.
No!
Wait, y'all are like sisters.
That's right.
both of us. And matter of fact, all of us. So shut that shit up. Olay? The fuck?
The best order is tuna. And that's our Olay. Now your breath is full. Wait, you gotta
suck a sandwich. You can just split it with us, right? You gotta suck a sandwich.
you welcome home you got chips yeah you got a sandwich too okay
you're back where are you going? I'm going to get my second order what no no I have to
no no I'm gonna go I have to go set up the party where? where? set up where?
Wait, are these from your hands?
Are these from your hands?
Oh my God. Oh my God, it was stuck in my chest.
Oh shit.
You gotta slow down.
Food is literally the best fucking thing in the world.
Unless you end that food.
Gluttony.
Oh my God.
Bro, what'd you, okay, if you actually look, would you rather have only fries for the rest of your life or only Cheetos for the rest of your life?
Only fans.
Huh?
Only fans.
Cheetos Cheetos yeah, I don't eat cheetos
I was too well. Oh my god. I was too well. What the fuck happy I
Never felt like that. Well, I don't stand up
Holy shit, I was through up
Wait when I
Dance almost threw up bro. So that was bad
Yeah, I had too much food in my throat.
Woo!
Fucking wee!
Oh shit.
What happened?
I don't know.
I almost died.
Oh god.
Sometimes the food be fighting bad.
Yeah.
Sometimes it be fighting bad.
Oh my gosh, it's spicy.
Woo!
Right there.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Right here.
You okay?
Yeah.
Do you want it?
No, no, no.
Thank you though.
You know I just got a doctor pet me.
Should we go give him a scape now?
I don't know.
We could do that right now.
You want to go?
Do you want to go?
You got to get him.
Where's Nathan?
Oh, he already opened half of it.
Oh, okay.
Nathan!
But I but I got him a little bit of watermelon. I got him like nice candles and stuff
It's Victoria's Secret bonchow
Hey, Twin
Thank you, Nathan. Yeah, he was freaking screaming. Hey, because I don't have your numbers so I can text you
We want to go give him his gift
Okay, oh, look at you. He got caught
What is that he even his sandwich downstairs, he didn't want to eat with y'all
Justin donated one dollar. Can we stop check sharing? Why are there 14k people chatting under one chat?
Because it's cute and cuddly mmm. Why are you still talking to us and be the dumb comments?
Now I'm just kidding. That was really mean. I
Apologize period it because we're starting a new group called the cute cuddly. Oh, yeah, they're all here
So why'd you finish your sandwich now?
What was that about? We caught you in 4k. Yeah, like you couldn't now you're this now you're this
sandwich expert
Do you think anyone have gum?
I have gum.
Wait, let me get some too.
Want me to get some more chips?
You said you were eating that many carbs.
Say true to your word.
Thank you.
If you eat the gum, it will make you not eat.
Sometimes gum makes you more hungry because when you chew it, it triggers your fight or flight.
Why don't you eat first?
To eat.
Because I know you were shoving the sea shell in your throat, I'm sorry.
Mmm! Thanks so much, guys!
For the food.
Oh wait, no, I think we're...
Hmm, yeah, I'm not...
Okay, I'm about to switch.
Oh cool.
Oh, it was on my hat!
Oh, shit.
Okay guys we're gonna go give him this gift. I'll cheer him up. How do you think the first person made the first word?
Like how does it go? They probably said
The first word was probably hi. How though? An unimaginated one dollar even Lasus Kendall
Don't wanna get this on his b-day fail sharp earth thing. That's what we mean. That's what?
The party's gonna get me. I think we could talk to aliens.
because it was the first word had to be high because the way the womb your first
word is high is it yeah because you're saying hello to the world I thought it
was like daddy or mom yeah no but they know the first word is hi cuz you know
baby say hi baby like that oh
No, the first one was Google Gaga, but the first one was Google Gaga, they're like, how do you, like, who was the one who thought of English, like who thought the first words, like you're like, oh shit, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, like, yo, we all start saying hi, and hi means hi, and hi means hi, how do you tell them that?
You told him that because did you hear what Abraham Lincoln said? We said have you never read the book?
What did he made the up the first words?
I don't we read books. I read cabinet underpants
Valid I repeat the cat
Yeah, the black cat with the shoes wait, bro, I think we can talk to aliens
If someone made English why can't we just why can't we just make a new language with aliens?
to be like yo when I say that means what's up no it's because you know
language has evolved so they used to write in my don't you don't need one
don't the first word whose page we did we have a young as well we got a new
language thank you it's under my name oh wait Nathan okay alright let's go
I'll give ladies the rest of his gifts.
Can you carry this?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay guys.
We wrote party starts at under an hour, boys and girls.
Okay.
Okay guys.
We wrote party starts at under an hour, boys and girls.
Girls.
Oh.
You are the peace of me.
I wish I did in me.
Yeah, you don't want to come.
Wait, why are the back of my pants wet?
What was on your seat?
Maybe Kate, because that's the only thing I don't know.
Oh, oh.
Maybe? I don't know.
Chasin'?
You look like a bad bitch.
I want to see you are done these days like a bad bitch.
How do you do that?
Like, do I kind of like hold your hair like...
Oh, shit.
Yo!
Hey, how you doing to me, huh I just had to make sure the gift is good to go
No.
It's good.
Yeah.
Okay, I get a watermelon.
Huh?
No.
It's some cute stuff.
No, I got him a plus two too.
Well, I love your phone case.
That's cute and dainty.
Thank you.
Yes.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thanks.
We're going to go make somebody's birthday today.
Yeah.
It's going to be lit.
Don't worry.
We're going to 6 a.m. again.
This is a mess, this is a mess, this is a mess, but I don't know why.
Is he in here?
No, he's in the next one.
It's locked.
Well, isn't a lot of people going to show up?
I don't know anymore.
I don't want them to be here.
No, but you said 12.
Yeah, but I thought of no more come early though.
Oh my god, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Come on, you see.
I sound like Greckins.
You should say surprise.
Right, I think she's dead.
You should say surprise.
Hey, surprise!
Laser!
Hello.
Happy birthday, bro.
I brought you a gift.
It was like that was only half of it. We all got you a gift
You're welcome and I made sure that the gift had dogs on it
I know because it was the cutest bag
Yeah, do you want to?
Okay, take a look
This is a limited edition thing right?
Yes!
Limited edition Pokemon sense, bro.
That's in the community, it's really, wow.
Familiar, what do you mean?
Nothing.
This is you?
That's good.
Thanks so much.
Is there someone else in this one?
No!
No, I promise you, that was bought just for you, bro.
Pokemon bodies, friends.
Then we got, um, okay.
Okay, collectible.
Collectible, you know what I'm saying?
It's a mystery duck.
Mystery box?
Blind box.
Can I open it now?
Yeah, if you want to, whatever you want to do, bro.
Yeah, we want to see.
Let's see if you get mustard or sriracha.
They're not like the best ones.
The Dodrock.
Ooh, the candles smellin' good.
Oh, we got mad drip.
Hold on, we got soju?
Nah.
Wait, I can open this.
for all this is heavy.
Oh my knuckle.
Here you go.
Yeah?
Guys, he's gonna open the mystery box.
Oh, line box!
Line box, line box!
You need squishy?
Uh-oh.
Hold on, you might have got the rare.
Come on.
Hey!
This is an avocado!
Avocado!
This is an avocado!
Yes, bro!
That one's cute!
And you filled with the redspot for your redspot, so you don't get arthritis, bro.
Oh, yeah, that one.
Oh, I got you something good.
Since you came, Ohio Assassins, homage. You know what I'm saying?
You came off Fortnite, you know what I'm saying? With the skits.
homage bro yeah it's howling yeah
happy but don't worry about the party
started soon bro
I'm saying bro we just can't everyone in
right now and have special gifts for you
yes for everyone outside they're even
people waiting outside
yes we need more than a lot of things
Yeah, okay. All right, we're all my bad, bro
Did you ruin your birthday be honest laser? All right, let's call her back right now, bro
No more
Yeah, that was aggressive
Well
No, that smells good as hell smelly man
No, no, that samples
You don't want to use it nice sir
Are you sure you don't want to use it
Bro!
No, we're joking!
No, no!
Is this the real shit or not, bro?
Yes, it is!
Why the fuck are you trolling like this?
We're not trolling!
I picked those out because I heard you like trolling!
I'm not trolling!
Can you both...
Can you at least smell it?
Yeah, it smells really nice.
Yeah.
This is the best birthday ever.
just give it a whisk man, come on
hear the little spray brother
can't smell it if you get it
it smells good, it smells good
i would actually be happy to smell it
go actually, and then you smell it
oh yeah, smells good
damn!
bitch!
it's nice
listen, but it's so much that one thing is gonna kill me, dude
that's not as well as shit
Smell like mango.
Yep.
Smell.
Half a cent.
Hold on, let me get a vibe test.
Hey!
It was every birthday of Larry's own boy!
Birthday!
Yeah!
my god
Oh no, no, no, it's gonna plot to it.
Oh my god!
It's just like a...
I got a key.
It's just a key to a key to a key to a key.
Hey, hey.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes! Yes!
Hey!
That's right, Netflix!
That's you! That's you!
That's you!
No glaze guys stop it no pictures no that's actually so crazy crazy
right yeah I know open it up for you bro
I'm gonna sleep you got bro you still have a
chance cuz I like you a lot give it a shot
give it all that I I want that one can we play some Kawaii please
can we play taking a chance cuz I like you a lot
What's that song called?
That's Archie's favorite song
Please cook something
Wait, my stomach hurts. Well, maybe cuz he
Know that I don't know what I just ate
Yeah, the party's about to get lit. There's a line waiting outside
Three, two, one!
Stay safe!
Keep it clean!
The feeling cannot be annoyed
Hey!
Did you see that?
Gonna put the ball in the bag
Look!
Laugh with something that's right
Like the boy hard to admit
Like a black man
Wait, you think it's that?
It's bright, every dream, it's that
It's dark, it's dark
Go follow us out there, and give it the best
I'll keep you the same cuz I like you a lot
So I'll get inside, give it all I got
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la
I'll put my name in the box, this might be
Forlorn, The Moon
La la la la la la
The song is so cute!
La la la la la la
Shake it, you're so...
Don't cry, it's your turn
Laser! Laser!
You got me bad here, you got me bad here, you got me bad here.
got me bad.
What's this?
Yeah, ladies, come on, we got you.
We know your vibe.
Good.
You know that?
Spoiling!
Oh, oh, oh.
That's spoiling?
He got a save for the reaction
All right, bro. Okay, bro. What's a good one? What's a good one? What's a good one?
So he's gonna start
Let's have a let's have a buying
I
I'm the one that just wants to come
Where'd it go?
I'm gonna get the money
I'm gonna add the extra
Not a doubt
Go on
Come on
Save me
Oh!
Woo!
You're dancing!
Yeah
You should play.
Which one?
Oh!
Wait!
Hey, what the fuck?
Oh, hold on a minute!
Hey!
Yes!
Wait! Your turn!
I'm gonna grab this!
Okay!
Oh
I like this part, it's a very fat part.
See, you're having fun!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Yeah!
Let's go, boy.
Yeah!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Yay!
No, that's not good!
What the fuck?
I was the background dancer.
Aren't you playing another backer?
I was the background dancer.
I already used all my emos, I had no more.
Alright, I got you out there.
Where is my little female assistant?
Why are you not dancing?
I
What who is that to slide me to King of Mexico why you're not dancing because it wasn't good
No, I wasn't a fan
Who is to slide me?
He the King of Mexico. He means you you can make a music. Oh
That's your favorite artist. Yeah, I'll have right now. Okay. Well, I won't judge
He does some cool shit, let me see what I forgot.
Let me show you some of my transitions.
Watch this.
Go down.
you
You
Oh
Can we come, come and move?
There's no other way, there's no other way
We should see if they're not coming
To see what they really is
We can get through it, I can do it
Come on, get out of here, let's go
Come on, come on, come on
Go, go, let's smile now
Go, go, let's come now
Let's come
We're just gonna fly like a cheesep
Chop the streets and tell it to you
Don't get you lucky
Girl, you're always on my mind
If you learn how to finish
Got you
I'm just gonna keep on
Keep on
I'm talking to you
I'm just gonna move on
maybe you've self-sigher than 2
I'm just huge
I'm a gay boss
So grab some people's money
Pax and wine
One behind, it's not the time
But my mind has been decided
You'll be stealing my fate
I'm losing mine when you die
You you will never meet
Well I see you have no thoughts in your eyes
What's the peace and a deep end
When you turn it all on
Don't know how to spin my spine, don't know how to spin my spine
Tastes like it at night, tastes like it at night
Wishing you were with bees, I'm waking up with bees
I'm making music, I'm screaming, I'm canning as long as I want you
Baby, if you're so sorry to lose, don't want to enjoy it with you
Once you've solidly, where you're going, go
And we'll all be looking at our heart
When you go on a Friday night, or in the dead time of day
I'm bashing off with those two, I'll reach you in your phone out of sleep
Truth is, I wonder where you came at, when you've gone in my head
Can't speak of what takes for this case, there's no one there what takes
Where you're going, calling, I'll live in the solid
I can't stand it when I'm running
I'm still in my heart
Don't know how it's gonna respond
Tasting you seems like it had my hope
Tasting you is like taking a lie
Wishing you knew I would be
So we could do the words
These are real, you know, take my dreams
Okay, I guess I'll get you
Move, move, move
I'll get you
Will you still stop me? Tell me more
She's not following me, just so you get fucked by a fake hoe
Just listen to him calling me crazy, crazy
My ass can't talk when you say no, no, no way, no way
Track it, what you do, what you say, what you say
You're going back to your old ways, side brain up, no no way
No, not here, easy, it's not the way I thought you were bad
I thought you were letting me in straight, girl I thought you were weird
I'm trying to just watch the air, I'm trying to just watch the air
I'm trying to see you, I'm trying to see you, I'm watching you, that's what I feel
It's me and you, it's a playbook
So I could be with you, can I be with you?
Yes, yes, let's do it!
With you, on the show
I'm trying so hard to stay up, I'm trying so hard to just want to tease you, just want to squeeze you, I feel the breeze fight
you
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Give my ride to him.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh.
Thank you.
I just don't understand it, no, I just don't love to hear you
I just don't love to hear you
Just take my love for granted
I just don't understand it
That's a good song right there
Yeah, sure!
That's why the party comes up to me, y'all
I know it
It's about to get lit
So that's why we have to sit on the couch
I'm on the couch
Yeah
We told people to go to the soft side of your watch when you set up your camera
Papa Gabbanda, sit up buddy
Should we check out people's TTA?
Wait, hold on, let me see where the raw dog at
Oh yeah
Yeah, raw dog is on the way too, he in the car
It's good that the boundary is here
This should look like Magic Mike, didn't it?
They look like Magic Mike.
Wait, Kate, go some more.
Hey, DJ, I don't know how to work it.
Just watch the wires instead.
Okay, DJ.
Okay.
Am I DJing?
Yeah!
Anyone can run to DJ if they want.
Can I find a song?
Yeah, and then you click it and when you click it
You can search a song too, but these are downloaded songs
Yeah, no, yeah, sometimes it's a scroll and then you find something about oh, yeah, that's a good one
No, you're good
I
Redify set this out. Why are you hanging right there?
No, I don't know what what's a good party color. Oh my god
Now you you real crush that
Come on, bro, let me see something bro. Yes
We got to open it for them.
Bro, you didn't even move it.
Bro.
No, no, bro.
I think the reason I did it last time was because everyone put damage in.
What?
No, it's hard to do it on the couch.
Oh, I'm gonna pull my groin this party started
Oh shit, this is my bones. I gotta grab a lot of girl
No, I dancing it though, I think oh, I couldn't
Well, that's too hard like run like it was in hurting my knees
I thought you were gonna love it, it's just fat and fat.
Bro, no, that was hard as fuck to open.
This time my grandma knew that they were good, she loved this.
Eston Mijo. Are y'all okay grandma?
You think that what?
She'll be like, Eston Mijo.
She just tap it and she can hear it.
What, the longer the better?
I think like if it's hollow is good or maybe the other way around one of those
It's one of those
Oh, yeah, that one that one. Yeah
Do I say love
You didn't this was good, but didn't give you a little fucked up
Why'd you pick that
This is inside inside is she good. Oh my
Yes, ma'am
Did you click the song
Okay.
you
Yeah, try it.
It might work.
Don't drink too much, please.
I'm so lit.
What do you listen to?
My Spotify's not working.
Okay, I got it.
Marley, I actually might believe you there.
No, you're lying.
You might be in my icy background of a drunk.
Okay, listen, I understand you want to be DJ yourself, but...
No, I don't.
I'm leaving!
What are you saying?
Oh no.
John.
What?
Yeah, that's not right.
I said I'm gonna be clean.
Clean?
I'm just gonna start cleaning.
I'm looking.
Well, if you're really happy, Tom,
what if you're happy to be on a huge week of your life?
Oh my God.
You're not even doing anything.
I didn't say that. I didn't say I was leaving.
What?
No, I didn't say I was leaving.
I did not say I was leaving.
No! I didn't say I was leaving.
I was just making stuff up.
What's up, Bob?
I'm not going for you.
Yo, what the fuck?
In 1912, yeah!
I'm tired.
You don't go?
Okay, watch this.
No no no, I'm not.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not leaving.
Bro, you can just leave.
No, I'm not leaving.
I was just kidding.
you really that's how we're gonna act all towards me okay I'm the villain now
okay bro if the transition is firing you can't go watch this
I ain't never been on the phone, I'm not a student
I'm not a student, I just don't have any control
I don't fight, I got a bag
I'm transpor-
Hold on, watch me
I don't have a bag, I don't really do it like I'm transpor-
These are the mistakes I don't want to report
I ain't calling this a mistake, I'm not sorry
I've been morning till the morning, 3am till the morning
My lawyer wanted better me than what I'm holding
Hold on, please, don't you owe me that, you owe me don't it
Right from my island up in Bank of Christ, they're rolling
Trying to diss me, if I raise you six feet
She's like you miss me, if you wanna miss me now
I'm so great sweet, say it, I'll be in a seat
Girl, try me out, you shot, I can't take it easy
I was stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid
I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid
Don't move, dude
He's trying to make you leave, but that doesn't make me
What?
I fucked up!
Guys, my Uber's here
What?
You record an Uber?
No, she's an Uber premium member
So like it comes on schedules. Yeah, like
No, I'm waiting for the party. Oh, they on the way rule
You're on the way.
The people?
The people are here.
Where?
We're not here yet.
They're on their way.
I'm not going to leave, guys.
I was just kidding.
They're doing your first.
Oh yeah, let me know what your first.
I'll just hold it. It's fine.
Oh, so you sure?
They are?
Which part?
Okay.
Ah!
I'm stuck!
you
No, we can't leave yet y'all we got to keep getting lit
We're going to sleep over leg on the sleepover we can get air mattresses we can get lit
air mattresses we just gonna chill we buy
I did I had a really long day
It was good how was your day? Did you enjoy your birthday? That's good. I'm waiting it out. I'm just kind of tired
Oh
What no, he got that
Are they calling
Yeah, yes, yo stop drinking so much over there, bro
Yeah, yo, it's very close
Yeah
Yeah, people are coming bro, you're gonna have to start shaking ass
Next thing you go three out of two out of one hour can be project eggs. Yeah, so one hour
Oh, we was live that day, bro
For like three hours, but we were live it was on the old car. It was on the main
Bro, just because there's not a lot of viewers and doesn't mean that I'm not live
Dude, there's people watching you had no motion
Not on my all I don't have box
You want
Well, I'm not like they coming bro, I believe
All right, but let me check my side
Do where's our bouncer's at bro
But it's 12 take the door take the door is 12
We got to take the door is 12. Let's go greet some people in
is 12 now we can let everybody in before we can let it make it we had a bit of high
all right let's let them all in you ready wait hold on come on okay
all right we'll we'll say welcome to the 21st birthday welcome to the birthday
welcome to the birthday
I'm going to call. Yo, it's good.
I
Shall I'm a lake them brother
In shall I brother
Yeah, bro, you good bro, you know bouncing you can park anywhere you want, but you gotta start handling this crowd
Yeah
There's a couple people outside there's a couple there you can't see a clue the car
Dunderhead is too heavy. Yeah, that's not a line behind
All right, babe, we'll pull up we got like six or seven people
It's just because it's too late, you know
This time when we came extra prepared and no, but and no
I
These I these out we don't know ID green risk
I drink
No, no, no red red is purple. You gotta you can't drink yellow you can drink purple you get to the freaking room
Never people gonna come
Know they're coming I can hear them
No one wants to come at 12 exactly that's like
People come a little late
That's
Come up.
Hold on, they're coming.
What if I hear them?
Hold on, more down there.
Oh, God.
Wait, wait, wait, come back, come back.
Come on, God.
Hold on, we got a warrant here too.
Not too much.
Hey!
You ready?
Can we see your ID?
Where's your party phone with your name on it?
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
We need the ID.
Let's post my ID.
And the risk band.
Wait.
You're not allowed to have a magic mic, bro.
I'm sexy.
Thank you.
I know.
That's the owner.
I'm not saying.
It's good.
I'm going to lay it down.
We have to be.
Oh, Eddie!
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I broke.
Hey.
This one, this one.
Yeah, yeah.
This one's good.
This is about to get weakened.
License registration.
Are you a cop?
I'm in shit.
I'm fucking ID.
ID or risk band.
Yeah.
Wait.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, let him in, let him in.
Do you have a wristband on you?
Let him in.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Turn off good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, how are you?
I'm doing great.
How are you?
I'm going to use the restroom.
Already?
You just started the shoot.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was going to be a cloud of...
No, my stomach's fucked up, whatever.
Why the hell you were pouring me?
I think you're fucked up.
It's Kirk.
Huh?
It's Kirk.
You drink it, Kirk.
You drink it straight.
No, but by the time you leave, there'll be a whole crowd out here.
Yeah.
I don't know if you can leave.
Let the world know, man.
What are you talking about?
What?
What's this?
I'm not an alcoholic.
Hold on.
Back truck.
Lock it.
Oh, shit.
Hey, y'all gotta be officially.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, this could be a celebrity.
Oh
There's a bunch of chads, you guys are welcome to go in there.
I can't name every brother in the frat.
Every single brother I can't name.
What's up brother?
Hey, ready to party?
Yes.
Brother?
Are you ready to party?
Yeah, brother.
Are you ready to party?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, yeah.
That's me.
Hey, how was the party over there?
Actually, it was.
People are coming?
Actually, it was late.
Oh, I'll go see them.
Wait, are people coming from there?
Are the people coming?
I didn't know they were coming.
Random.
Isn't it?
Remember that club we went to for that one girls' birthday?
It was there.
Anybody's going there.
It's like a club.
What's the matter with the club?
Yeah, it's 12 people started coming in.
It's about to get lit.
Wait, what's the phone?
We just had like 10 people come.
We can get a lit with 10.
Just get 12.
We can get a lit with 10.
You can't get a lift in 10.
Just get 12.
At 1 a.m.?
At 1 a.m., people are going to be fighting to get in here.
So how come we're going to hold it here for 12?
So we're just going to sit here for one hour and just wait for a while.
We're going to wave at the neighbors and wave at the light.
What are we going to do?
Well, it's because you're the bouncer.
You've got to bounce on it.
What?
We don't pay for a reason.
Shit, wait.
Who the fuck do you think this was?
You got to bounce on it.
Or get to boot it.
Booty are you on this one? I got flowers $50 dollars custom-made. Where are they?
Bro bounds
Where are the flowers bro? Come on yo, too. Stop pushing
Hold on people coming
Coming coming wait. I was going to go up. We actually need that. Yeah, I prefer you you want us to be like kind of just troll
I just let it never hair or do you like actually want us to be like real step us like real?
Oh, I thought they just flexed to L or...
They just flexed on us.
That was L or...
Wait, no, they turned around.
Oh, hold on, they turned around.
Hold on, they turned around.
Oh, oh, oh.
Actually, y'all got that?
Oh, look, more cars coming, more cars.
Wait.
They're asking more cars.
Can't leave your station.
No, it's alright.
What are we gonna do?
There's two other people.
Is it getting with it?
I don't know, Turing.
My Uber's calling.
My private driver's calling.
I don't know.
My private driver just said do you need me to pick you up?
You got the black Air Force is all
Shicey black air, but you put the chase though. We really got to throw someone out like yo
You got to throw them out good. All right, but come on. I need them. I'm out boy. So Shicey is cool for like
Someone else here
Someone else is here. Oh, no, no, no, that's a different car. That's a Uber
Oh
I feel like somebody would be able to push right through you two
They call a rod dog move he's next steroids meanwhile
This is it for show
Make sure to check the portfolio
They gotta have the take a glass of the portfolio
Don't forget your ideas, bro. Oh my god
I don't want to come to this party.
You're dangerous.
We got way back.
Hey, Moko!
That's good!
Yes, yes, yes!
How are you?
I'm all right.
Also, I...
The bag!
I love it!
I take it everywhere.
Don't be kind.
She brought that bag from my party.
It's my favorite party bag.
Yeah, I love that.
Oh, no, that's fine.
Hey, welcome to the party.
Is this getting started?
I think it's your 21st birthday.
I'm gonna make sure it's shake.
Shut up!
I'm talking about...
I'm not laughing.
That's not funny.
She has nothing to talk about!
You have nothing to talk about!
I'm ready!
How's it going to talk about it?
See, I told you!
Look who, look who, look who!
Look who, look who!
People caught me.
I'm about to call my over.
Look who, look who, look who!
You didn't!
No, I'm dead.
Oh did you see me again, my boy?
I'm here, I guess.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Hold on, the brave looking touch, man.
I'm gonna see you again, man.
Yes, sir.
Erky, bro.
People are catching me.
Thank you, brother.
No, no, I'm fine.
I'm here.
Oh my God, he should not be doing the job, he's scared.
No, he didn't say how I instantly made sure everyone was okay.
This is our security.
Look at our security.
Oh, it's good to see you again, my boy.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm going to teach you
People are going to be...
It's barely 12-11
Yeah, we're going to get out
Yeah, yeah, we're going to get out
Everyone stand up for yourself
you
That's what I got look nice one over every five minutes
Wait
Let me call some more people
Even that's really the latest party out there
You gotta stay down
already left. Someone's gonna show back up about the floor.
That really?
The issue is, you guys reinvited everyone that after them got turned away yesterday.
I haven't been changing room.
No, I'm gonna call someone.
Okay, but that's all.
What?
You got me.
Felix?
What is wrong with you?
What?
Yo, yo was good.
I'm with the party bouncers right now. Oh, no, you good. There was wondering like
There was wondering like it like you pulling up tonight to the next party flu same fly for our man's laser
Yes, hello people
Yes, right, right, sonny
Yes, yes.
That's the real-effect gender, don't troll.
That's real, don't troll.
But yeah, no, no.
I'm gonna pull up, like, we're going back to backbender.
It's a good vibe right now.
And like, I don't think you're that far, so I feel like it's not even that bad.
I live in Lake Town, so I like it.
Oh, that's perfect.
That shit, like, right now, no traffic.
He's like 15 minutes drive, 17 minutes.
Okay, let's call and I'll talk to you.
Yeah, babe, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all gotta pull up, because that was a good vibe last time.
Yeah?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Oh, God, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, all right, man, let me know, okay
No, she's gonna cost a friend right now
Oh
I'm a give a separate banana smoothie
Strawberry banana smoothie I got in there
People will keep coming when you guys chill you guys shit people don't come
Oh
Good birdie stream member having fun little life taking day by day. Yeah, I'm gonna send the only
Yeah
I'm just going for the stream
I'm a last year I was on the phone
He's the man that the don'ts over event.
He be everywhere.
You know he's passed the round.
Oh, is that right?
Is that right?
You know he's passed the round.
Maybe you should stream more, Yana.
Let you know our stream more, okay?
Full time?
Yeah.
Maybe like the last minute.
Wait a second.
Go take some shots.
Hey, take some shots where we got mad alcohol.
Why my security took the shots?
Hold on, security?
Wait, why does security take a shot?
Oh, yeah, he's in your security guard.
Wait, look.
The ginger one.
Y'all still shits?
Yeah, I'm still shitting.
Oh, shit's bad.
Bro, I'm ready to go.
I'm calling my order.
Bro, more people just came.
Look, look, look.
Bro, I'm leaving.
Don't leave!
I'm leaving.
There's a party over here!
No, no, no, no.
We got one new black truck.
I promise you. If this one don't come, you can go. Watch this.
Where did the bouncer go?
They want to go drink.
Lil' Lilid, this is us.
You failed me!
Oh
Hey, oh, there's another one. Hey, oh did you hear the matter daddy?
Hey, yeah, we say I'm happy we got a drink there the party's gonna start it. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, go inside
Hey
Don't tell me to buy all her cousin's everything bro
You looking good
Oh, no, we got more people
What's the playing Michael Jackson
Oh
Hold on, hold on, hold on
The party!
Come on in
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, they might be shooting us up
Yeah, no, I'm ready to tell them
Oh, yeah
Oh, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on
Oh, you can't get me
Oh, my God
I don't really think you can throw that
Oh, throw that
Oh, my God
Oh, God
I'll get it
Yeah, throw that
I throw that
Yes sir.
Yes, over here.
Oh, but it's only two.
Oh, yeah, you guys are here.
Thank you, sir.
Hope you have a good rest of your night.
God bless you, brother.
A photo?
Okay.
All right.
Pose, pose.
There you go.
Thank you.
It smells good.
Yeah, I'm gonna sit for a bit.
Shake, shake.
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Okay, bet.
Look.
The person that I just called said, okay, bet.
I'm gonna have to slide.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to slide.
Okay.
I'm gonna have to slide.
That was the person I just called.
They were there yesterday.
I was just networking. I was just making friends.
Who did you call?
It was a girl. She got like seven friends.
Oh, she's going for you all?
No, no, no. We got a new movie.
No, no, no. I don't know who it is.
Come on in, come on in.
Wait, it might get lit in here.
I'm telling you.
Wait, I don't know.
They park it. They park it.
They park it.
Yo, what's good? What's good man? Welcome in.
Hey, what's up?
Nice to meet you in person.
Oh, nice to meet you.
What's good? What's good?
Hey!
They're not miners!
Why is Archie saying he's gonna party for them?
What? Me? You?
Bro, I told you, but you had three.
You're miner-massing.
What? What? Yo, I might need a map?
No!
I won't let your fucking family.
Dude, I'm ready to go.
And the fucking bouncers are goofy as fuck.
Now can we please go?
Can we all leave?
But he ripped his shirt.
No, man.
Can we show him my bouncer?
Look at my bouncer dog. Look at my bouncer dog.
My bouncer just lost a breath, bro.
Why is your breath so weak?
Okay, it's time.
No, no, wait, wait, wait. A car is coming.
Every time a car comes, you don't order it.
Wait, 10 seconds. 10 seconds.
No, it's time. Artie!
People be coming in.
I'm gonna go in the wrong room.
And they're not even bouncing.
Are y'all playing around in the yelp dance?
We are.
And how many people got it?
All of them.
We have to let him in.
Bro, he said you were behind the reaction.
Bro.
So if he says I'm falling back, you gonna believe him?
Yes.
So wait.
If he says anything about me, you believe him.
Yes.
He said for six months, you met him two days ago.
You made him two days ago.
Your home worker said that you were behind the night.
You gotta believe it.
He worked with you the most.
He's the main role.
You have no fucking shirt on.
You're very nice.
Archie, when's the party end?
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
No, no, no.
We gotta be there at nine in a hour away.
What?
We gotta be there at seven.
Wait, wait, are you doing ingest?
Yeah.
Did they make you send?
Did they make you send green cheese?
Did that just mean?
Uh, yeah, I don't know how to do it.
How do you send mine?
Which?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't do that.
I mean, I think I did.
No, I haven't sent it yet.
Yeah, I haven't sent it.
Do you want me to come with you?
Are you also with us?
No.
Do you mind?
No.
I'm ready to go.
If I'm going to give it a chance.
And I know I'm just being a sour girl.
What?
It's not me.
Oh
No, no, no, you're not making money we see you in Hawaii
Yeah
Bro, it's about stacking up, and I know you're stacking up.
I know you're stacking up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, these are funny different ways.
I guess you know you have to try to end for it.
Literally.
I'm walking out of that.
You have two cards.
Nah, that's not mine.
It's my mom's.
Yeah, I can't afford no cards.
I need to crash this or that.
You crashed?
Yeah.
Wait, actually?
Yeah.
You drove, drove?
I'm gonna survive.
I feel like you have a balance.
Where's your fucking shirt, bro?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Now you're acting like a professional.
You're acting weird.
Do you know what?
I'm gonna be hired some more people.
No, no, no.
More people are coming.
Please, this is actually embarrassing.
My bro, dude, my name's Eddie Roddogg, wait, I don't have a shirt on.
Oh my god.
You're gonna think I'm a stripper.
This is the reddit pin.
That's insane.
I'm gonna go and throw it.
I'm gonna throw it.
What?
Yo, I'm gonna have to flex.
As soon as a reddit pin in right here!
Oh my god, that's actually one of them.
No, it's a stab, bro.
For what?
I just need a shirt.
You can say I'm Muslim.
Who is?
Raw dogs, raw dogs, raw breeds, raw dogs.
Wait, wait, raw dogs.
You're on peptides?
He's not on peptides.
He's not that you were.
Wait, no, he's not on peptides.
They all are just being mean.
No, he was on steroids before. He actually took steroids.
Oh, he did.
Well, what's wrong with taking peptides, though?
I don't know.
It's fun to have fun.
Mike, what does that mean?
It's like a cheese way.
Okay, but look that was the like this is like zombies first wave came in we're
waiting for round two the second wave come in then the third way when's the
second one come in but what I what is that that I don't think that I don't want to
know the next wave coming in very soon why so peptide just helps you get
skinny peptides are like they they interfere with your metabolic system
Like
Something like that not nice
Oh
Yeah
I don't even go and start here like you can help me
Help me, help me
This one got a mic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need the microphone
I couldn't talk
Alright
Yo, let me get inside
What is this?
A white beard
Oh, he's gonna be mad, fuck it
You take five men and do it
Oh, here
Huh?
Yes, we're you do see nothing. Yes, we're in your boyfriend. Oh, no, that's
capital right? What in your boyfriend's room? But don't say nothing. No such as a
group or no Alex. Oh, thank you. What's the smell?
Oh, it's your shit. Yeah.
It's because John lives here.
Hey, I had news for you guys. So people are coming but you're out of the party right now.
So they're coming here after so they're coming here around one or two
One or two, that's fine. I'm gonna let new operation
Trojan horse we break to their party shut their party down
Yeah, we go there shut their party down and that's how everyone come here
Let's go!
Who knows if Matt-
Butch, I want to hear a first.
Who knows it?
More of us, bunch of people are coming.
But right now they're at a different party,
because our party was last minute.
Oh my gosh!
Let's call the cops!
We call the cops and we tell them the safe locations,
you guys have to leave that place.
We said 6, 8, 3, 6, 3, 3, 4, Gen.
We said we should get a shutters shed down.
to come over like it's a bar. It's a bar? Wait, can we get the same helicopter? Let's say that they were selling alcohol without a license.
Or there's minors at the party. Wait, how are you going to come here? Wait, wait, wait. Why do you want minors to come here, Raph?
Oh. They're talking about minors. Minors. Minors. Oh.
Oh, yeah, that would be it.
I saw something coming, something coming, something coming.
Jay Weiss is not mixed up in that to buy.
No, I just mean it.
I don't know.
Black shirt, black shirt.
Hey, put your fucking shirt on and do your job!
Dude, what is this?
Are you really his girlfriend's wife?
No!
Stop talking!
He's really his girlfriend's wife, Peter.
I understand my, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna talk about this bro, but y'all, hey, y'all just cuz we're talking about it.
You can't even care, you can treat dudes bro, but nah, it's up to y'all.
And they're probably gonna lie, so you gotta...
Wait, does it look like it? Does it look like it? Back? Does it look like it?
Yeah.
Nigga, extra, extra stuff.
You guys out here about pretty much?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we just gotta see part of your face.
Bro dawg, what size is that fuckin' muscle?
Hey, what size is your fuckin' nose, bitch?
What the fuck?
Don't think that's enough, bro.
Yeah, we just gotta see the part of your face, you tell me.
Nothing, nothing personal.
We just bouncing that shit.
You got him, you got him.
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Hey, welcome.
Let's get to see him again.
That's the end.
He doesn't have any girls, look.
Oh, wow, no, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Yeah, yeah, good to see you.
Nice to meet you.
Hello
No, this is gonna get full
Wait, let him let him tie you down first. There's the pay you down
I'm gonna go to that location and fuck shit up.
Someone's stream going there shutting it down like that shut it down like fall on the floor
spill the alcohol shut it down no sting operation on the inside he's wearing
extra small that's his girlfriend's muscle
that man
why are you looking at your front and smile
he's gonna start it bro
he's gonna build up bro
there's gotta be, I need it
I want to see the first time you ever meet me
cause obviously offer if you weren't straight up
yo 24 muscle I'm gonna go bomb someone
what? oh you're gonna have those faces
Those faces like
What
Yo, oh my god
Bro, you're a person today. You're a muscle. Which one is it? Yo, I'm not
Why are you folks claiming yes?
You are muscled to my face getting puffy cuz my quarter was like him
Just laugh
Just pray brother he needs to go he needs to go back to the boss. You need to pray
Why are you guys freaking out when he says hey go back to the bakura table?
Wow
Yeah, I guess every Muslim words across yeah, it's claiming for stream why
Yeah
Remember every time you leave you have to give us five dollars
What
I'm gonna be doing this
For a reason
Packaging you're gonna text the food
I get it though?
Yeah.
Who's up to drink?
Oh, it's strawberry smoothie?
Oh, strawberry smoothie.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Was it a Coke Zero?
Oh, yeah.
A Sprite?
Yeah.
Lemonade?
Lemonade for me?
Lemonade for me, anyone?
Yeah.
Bro, that was my lemonade.
That was our lemonade.
Oh, yeah, the burger with no veggies.
It's mine.
Burger with no honey mustard.
No.
Oh, I swear to God.
Yugi, I saw rap in a burger with chopsticks.
Huh?
I saw rap in a burger with chopsticks.
I've seen him eating food with his hands, like food for him.
Why are you picking out, bro?
This is from your native hometown.
I've seen it before.
I've seen it before, bro.
This is the hot water I want.
The immortal iron fist that you've blessed my soul with.
They come with letters.
What is the hot water?
Be my sifu. Please, chain me.
Alright, alright.
Okay, he's gonna do this. He's gonna do this.
He'd love to do that, too.
That's how it is.
You leaving?
We're going.
Congratulations in the morning.
I'm gonna graduate.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
They're inside, boy.
Thank you.
Bye.
Yeah, that is a super, super scene there.
What?
It's a book?
Yeah, I ain't alive, bro.
Some niggas, some niggas, you should just get help back with Perkins, bro.
No, it's not me.
Look, we should have had everyone outside till it was time to come in.
Bro, we should have locked the door.
Oh, that's actually true.
Now we should do the-
Happy birthday, laser!
How you enjoying the party?
Thanks for joining me, man.
Now we should do the opposite.
Don't let anybody come out.
Michael's still on the way.
Oh my god, oh my god, lock the doors.
Lock the doors, don't let them come out.
Lock the doors and barricade it from the outside.
What?
And they might leave it.
That might be considered, it doesn't matter.
Are you just trying to make sure it's safe?
Ain't no kids in there?
There's a work around there.
Daddy, I hope so.
Thank you, man.
I'll do it.
No, hey.
Rando.
Oh, it's good, it's good.
It's good, it's good.
Get it, it's good.
Yeah, I don't have to fucking do it.
No, no, no, there's girls up there.
Yo, yo.
Yo, bro.
Thank you, bro.
You're welcome.
Hey, that's the birthday party over there.
Oh, yeah.
And it was for their hair.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, I didn't realize that was you.
I did, I did, I did.
What's up, bro?
Happy birthday, man.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
We bounce it because, you know what I mean?
We are after there.
After them, they go to a second, like, how to say, two factor,
Two factor authentication.
Oh, you're thinking of what I'm doing now?
It's not included.
Where? You said the common girl we got at the function?
Four. Right now the ratio is four to twenty-five. Let me know.
Not bad. That's not bad.
I'm not even bad in the slightest.
Twenty-seven.
Where are the girls?
The ratio is probably twenty-seven.
That's not bad.
So four girls to twenty-seven guys?
That's not bad. Let's exclude that.
Twenty of those guys are seemingly...
No, we can make that six girls.
Y'all are jokers.
I didn't want to say it.
How's the girl I do the same, bro?
Do you see my room? You like it?
You actually like it.
You see the bathroom?
Oh, I'll show you.
I mean, what?
Hey, I'm gonna get you to kick off.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Hey, 8 to 12.
How was your birthday?
It was very good.
It ended up being very good.
Top down, top down, top down.
Why are you up hiding the belt?
It's black.
Wait, all of the things are black.
What's my boy?
No, I ain't never seen you pass him or not that much.
Yeah, I've got to pass somebody down like that.
Yeah, it was because I'm black.
We were wasting blood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
We're just making sure that we had metaposses on.
Nope.
Why isn't that good?
No, because there's a little more
We gotta make sure
He had tear gas glasses on
He's about to throw a tear gas screen at you, bro
This bag is fucking amazing
Why are we gonna change it?
Oh, damn
It's for the content though
It's racist
I'm gonna be honest, girls
This is a no-girl part, dude
I can't
What do you mean?
Yo
What are you talking about?
No, no, no
It's a lot of cheers
It's literally one of these
Cheers
Oh, really?
It's when you do this
What do you usually say, cherry on it?
No, no
Oh
You've happened down what boy what oh it's cuz you don't get in trouble
Yeah, yeah, I know what's going on over here
You got no the ratio in there the ratio is
For girls
What the fuck are you about to say?
Wait, what?
That's 4 to 29.
That's the ratio.
Brandon told me to do it.
On my life, he told me to do it.
I'm on lunch break.
Ladies, don't worry.
She won't get lit, ladies.
Wait, you guys tried patting down the girls?
No.
He wants to be on lunch break.
No.
I was eating lunch and he was like,
yo, pat him down.
They said no to a pat,
and I said bro, pat him down.
Bro.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm on lunch break.
He ran away.
I didn't say it.
I can't believe I got here, bro.
I already got you.
Oh, I knew one thing.
You guys hit my shirt.
Call me Muslim.
Make fun of me.
All good.
I mess up one time.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
It's four to 27 guys in there, bro.
Whose fault is that?
You kicked out two girls.
Dunderhead and Dunderfuck.
Oh, my god.
Here's on.
Hello.
Hello?
I think we're just here in the chapel.
Oh my god.
Wait, you guys, do you want to go to sleep more?
Don't go to sleep yet later.
This is your guys.
We're getting one person
every like 10 minutes.
Bro right now
Just now told me
We have to be up early tomorrow!
It's barely getting lit!
Bro, can I put out permission to leave?
I was just gonna leave, but I'll make a big scene.
Because when they see you leave, people will be like,
yeah, everyone leave in.
Okay, why?
We already had five people leave.
Yo, I don't like, there was a poster that went out,
and then you were on the main page.
Yeah, bro, when we posted our Instagram stories,
you was the main one on the poster.
Oh, it took me off, but no.
I can't be a fucking poster of this fucking stupid party.
No, I still got time for it to get lit.
No, I'm leaving, bro.
Why would you put me as a poster?
I do not know, because I charge for that shit.
You know how they catch at me.
A homie discount?
No, I'm leaving!
I'm leaving.
I'm gonna walk with you.
Walk with me.
Look.
Desperate times come for desperate measures.
You know, I'm not asking for a lot, y'all, you know, I'm not asking for you to get a
crazy lid and say you're a whole night and we party, party, party.
I'm just asking for that.
You know what I mean?
You can give me 10 more minutes.
Hey, you're trying to do that, didn't you?
I can't tell you I'm right.
minutes? Hey you're doing it right! I'm gonna tell you what I'm right! Just 10 more minutes.
Okay. Bro, please don't do this to me. If you know I want to leave. We better get this
jumping. Take me to the business. You said black people left already. And then someone said it's no fun up
there. How do you think I'm gonna take that? What did you tell him? I said okay
tell Archie to come here and I said and then I and now that I have you here I'm
about to tell you that I'm leaving. Well the part is not based around me but we
need to do the life of a party too. I don't want to be a life of a party.
You know what I'm looking at?
Uber!
No, it's not!
I'm for a reason.
It's like, they're requesting a ride.
What?
We did a whole stream, you know?
I didn't know you were actually going to throw a party today.
And I don't do good in social settings.
I don't know.
We'll be good.
Hey, did you come through?
Let's just vibe out on our side, take some fresh air before, you know what I'm saying?
But for you to do that, you know what I'm saying?
Let's just vibe out outside take some fresh air before you know simple life for you there. Okay. Let me see how far it is away
Yeah
Well, that's that's let's just vibe out outside for a little bit. Oh, don't be sad
No, I don't want to bro. We don't take any videos and shit. Don't be more parties in the future. Yeah
Yeah
You want to stay there?
What?
For real?
How did you come here?
Look, that's how you know where she can live.
Hold on, let's talk properly here.
Hold up.
Here you go.
I already told you.
Here you go, bro.
So, why are you not partying, bro?
No.
They got new binoculars in there.
I'm sorry.
Oh, dang, I'm literally watching the stream.
I literally threw out $1 because I thought,
oh, that was you?
Yeah.
I'm good.
I've been scared of doing a good job.
Whole time I just got no girls, no, not many people.
It's not crazy.
It's lit.
They shake lickers?
Yeah, like really good.
This one's huge.
What's the girls to come?
Nah, it just looks better, to be honest.
I like having better streams.
Yeah, there's a bunch of guys.
Yeah, like, I'm saying it.
What do we do?
It's cold red!
Wait, what? What do you mean? What do we do?
I think you need to... I think it would get better later tonight.
Bro, we need all the help we can. There's more guns!
Army!
I'm gonna get my three people to make this work.
Wait, Bree, we got too many guns.
I am not a girl.
But it's cause of purple.
What's the ratio again kid um four to twenty-eight
I think it's a one more but maybe five five to twenty-eight
My friends will call me she says she might pull up list and Ryan her boyfriend is coming
out okay okay and then I told them to like keep her from that party to this one
to this one.
Oh shit, but I mean...
And then...
And then now.
That should look like you just started to argue with me.
That's what you just started to argue with me?
But the thing is...
No, you've been through it.
Yeah, they're leaving.
They're leaving.
They're already leaving.
See, they're coming.
No, you went...
Oh, why does it have to get late?
My Indian friend is coming.
It's not the Indian homies.
You just have to be a friend.
Huh?
It's India?
No, well, I mean, no.
It's literally the username of Indian boy.
Oh.
It's like this one.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to change that.
Yeah, yeah.
It makes sense.
We gotta find your Uber.
No, no going Uber.
I don't know. I'm just... I don't know.
I know, I love my wife, let's go.
If we're counting everyone that's already upstairs.
So, if we include us and Sunny, then it's...
I hate.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna sit here.
Wait, there was a little bit of a problem.
But that's when we all sit and count all of you outside.
So then that...
I'm not the one that's shooting my stupid.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, I see it. That's it.
I'm gonna do my must bang upstairs.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Oh, but if you leave, I'll see you next time.
Bye!
Should I come back to eat?
You lost.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It was lit as well.
Yeah, it's a little bit.
Are you gonna just get out of my head?
Yeah, bro, bro.
You just promise me for the next party, you'll be there.
No, I will.
I bet.
Because tomorrow we're gonna see each other again.
Yeah, yeah, tomorrow we're already gonna hang out.
Oh, yeah, we'll feel it. It was good.
We were so boxed, it was good man.
Why you not DJing?
Oh yeah, I'm going for my set.
Nice to meet you.
My set's in like 30 minutes, I'm gonna go pull up.
Oh man, what you gonna do on that?
Nah, nothing, I just been chilling.
I'm just going for the party, you know what I'm saying?
Build up and then I'm gonna go pull up.
You alright? You look a little tired man.
You got, I can feel sick.
I'm ready, we're 30 minutes in my set.
Come on, I'm taking over.
It's gonna be a good vibe.
Hey man, well it's fun man, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wanna, where is it?
What are you leaving?
I'm tired.
Wait, you can grab it.
Yeah.
Oh, that actually...
Uh, you want a cold chicken soup?
Oh, hell no.
That's some Nell.
You look like a chicken every time.
I do, I do.
Good.
Man.
Yo, take that.
Give us his order.
Oh, well, we're gonna put some salt in.
Hurry, hurry.
Yo, hey, I told the bouncers, bro.
Any human being who leaves this party is not coming back in an hour while the girls will live.
Woo! That's right.
Hey, anyone to leave early?
Why would you leave?
Y'all, I'm just gonna take a look at this.
Y'all, don't ever leave your party.
I'm just kidding.
Y'all, no!
No, please!
Please!
Oh, no!
Why is the world so cold?
Oh, no!
What, she led?
I was ready to cry!
I was trying to cry as much as I could.
She's not crying?
I was cold, like I went to,
but everyone's gonna be masters and...
No, no, no.
I got it wow and what a hero go ahead bro
Oh
Your over your collaborator, you know you too. Yeah, I get it. Yeah before you go
Can we do it to talk?
Tomorrow tomorrow, well, yeah, but before you go
Why would you do this to him?
I'll see the guys tomorrow.
I'm not gonna make it to tomorrow!
Why would you do this to him?
Fine bro, what the fuck?
What part of your maximum pride in here?
What is this party?
Oh shit, I can't.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
Yeah, with your smiles and so happiness.
Have a good one.
Nice to meet you.
What do you do?
You never like that.
Let's just go to bed.
He goes to bed.
No, no, no.
Two cars.
One more car.
Oh, maybe they run into tough shit, too.
Hold on.
Oh, shit.
I'm not going to.
I got to take this off.
I can't turn it.
I know you are.
You're all right right right now.
You just fucking did it.
Dude, I can't.
No, don't let me down.
Don't tell me no!
No, the ratio is 4 to 37.
4 to 37 guys.
Wait, that's not bad!
You know we got set up?
Huh? What do you mean?
Oh, you think it's a ladder?
You think it's a ladder?
I texted a whole bunch of girls, but full up.
Wait, wait, wait!
That was one person.
That's not a girl. He was a group chat.
No, I saw the top. He said Lana Cherry.
Oh my soul!
Siam Buddha!
Oh my God!
May God strike me down right now!
Oh man, I gotta put them on.
I'm like, you know, because I see that it's at bay heart.
Carry.
Alright, do you want to see who it was?
It was Nick Narasina!
Oh, W. Hadrisley!
It was Nick Narasina!
It was too long, you were sweating.
Look, it was Nick Narasina!
Tomorrow night you're having a party instead.
Yeah, I think someone from the rain. Oh my god. We got a week of that
You're already soaking started.
Exactly, Nicko.
For those sleeves.
Exactly.
I'm sleeping now and then I'm trying to be ready.
No, bro, you can't sneak in.
Why are you acting like this?
Explain it.
Come on.
Bro, I've stayed up all day.
And what's fun is that it's time to celebrate your birthday.
And then after we're in a shower together.
What?
Yo, guys.
We're getting started.
Let's head into this.
We're getting whose birthday it is.
That's why I'm gonna get lit with them!
They're not here for me.
They say are.
But we're here for you.
We're here for you!
And I thank you for that.
I'm here for the hudds too.
Laser, don't sleep!
You want us to call Ava?
Oh, oh!
Oh, he touched it, he touched it, he touched it!
Laser!
Wake up!
Bro, we literally have a special guest.
We have a special guest coming later.
That's all I'm gonna tell you.
Oh, I mean, later.
No, later's in 10 minutes.
Okay.
So come back and take it.
No!
Oh, you about to go to sleep?
We-
We better come over here.
Fucking straight fucking cowl in the night.
We threw some shit for you bro, and we want you to be there.
Danger.
No, that little bitch didn't drink.
Major, they're calling your name.
Bro, I'm not that bitch.
I'm blind.
Wow, amazing bro come on bro, let's
Laser, come on let's get up which I like it here
We rest up, we're playing team key, we rest up bro, for what rest up for what the surprise you say I'm surprised
Are you going to do bro, isn't there a plan? How about playing? Bro we're trying to get lit
Ladies, shall we send everybody home?
Ladies, give me, I'm not even gonna lie.
All right, let's go.
Give ladies the honor of me.
No, it has to be with you.
I'm gonna put her here.
All right, go to the discrements and close.
Well, we got to call them right now.
No, it's NASPC.
Yeah
Well, are you are we still going to ABC?
Sunday
Yeah, wait, that's
Hello
Roach a little laser. Yes. Yeah
No, but it's about 120 that's not that bad
I lose I'm asking for a lot bro. If you go to sleep now
You know, we're gonna sleep the rest of your birthday.
Listen now, look, all what could have been lit, bro.
You know what I mean?
Bro, stay up one more hour, bro, that's all we ask.
One more hour?
I know you got it in you, bro.
We got energy drinks.
Bro, we got DJ, we got stimulation, we got lights.
Just give me one more hour, bro.
It's your big 21.
Y'all listen, you're not losing your ass, bro.
Come on, bro.
Yeah, listen to that, you.
in the 21st nobody else cares bro that's how it goes let him know reality
it's the 21st they don't care bro it's not true it is true I care about your
birthday Arkey what do you care about kids that's why we're here come on bro
I was in here at 21st, I was like, what did you do?
I was with my mom and my brother, back dinner.
Exactly.
You wanna go home, Liza?
No.
Liza, come on!
Let's go, bruh!
Liza, don't be like this.
I'm sure we say Jordan.
Jordan, come on Jordan.
Jordan, wait.
Jordan, we know you're in there.
There's always light after I've got the tunnel.
come on Jordan let's go let's go party here look laser it's our last party
before we move out this is our last birthday with you I mean this is that's
our last party our last celebration you said you're making crap bro after this
we all go our separate ways laser how far we come
you never know what life has a story
this is our last birthday with you ever
you never know bro come on
I'm gonna go out there laser celebrate that last party
Remember look look back we do Thanksgiving dinner. It was only us
It might not be the most people, but we got some people who want to get rid with us
Think about how it was before.
It was me who had nosed in my room for months.
It was in the living room for months.
You know what I mean bro?
It used to be fun to you.
For now bro, we better go our separate ways.
You better have your own shit.
You better have our own shit.
Bro, so let's celebrate one more time.
Laser.
In this shit hole.
That's our home.
Come on bro.
Laser.
Come on bro.
Laser, are these fake tears?
Yes.
How are these fake tears?
you
I
There's a water miller
Yo girlfriend out there you damn I'm working my fucking job right now
He doesn't get my ear off about something at the relevant. Yeah
Why the fuck are you doing a random watermelon?
We better open it up in a bit bro. What about the pet?
Hold this watermelon for a second. I'm so sorry
Do you want watermelon?
What about the pet down there?
Do you guys have any of our...
Oh wait, what?
Ballet, ballet.
Oh
Do you want some later
They're dating right
You got it, you got it.
Oh, you hate it.
You hate it.
This is where you got nothing to do.
So you're doing an exercise.
Yeah, because you're doing an exercise.
There's this girl here.
Sure, I'll get it.
Yeah.
Ah.
All right, bro.
I'll be honest.
The Swayces are a little tuckier than normal.
What?
It's work-ones.
Ricks aren't a lot?
No.
They're ricks, bro.
They're ricks.
I don't want him to get towed.
Are we sure we want to get there?
No.
We'll be watching him.
Are you sure?
We'll be watching him.
If anything happens, we'll let y'all know.
Yeah.
If anything, just give me the key out of the alley.
Oh, he's not right there.
Hey, do you guys want some cotton oil?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's shitting me drinking on the job, dude.
Oh, what?
You guys want me to do it?
You guys hire me.
What do you do, bro?
When do we open up the watermelon?
Right now.
Well, why don't you bring a watermelon to party?
This is one of my favorite fruits.
Sandias.
Sandias?
It's the best.
Wait, are you Spanish, Asian, or Egyptian?
This is the best.
Oh, nice.
Why are you fighting the herds?
Of course, he has one.
Like, why are you fighting the herds?
Why?
You're like this.
Oh, I want to say what you want to say, bro. No, I'm just
Actually, yeah, no, she's back up back up back up back up wait
Wait, how many kids about you you are you only five gifted I'm glad if you could and you could crush with your hands
I'll give you fucking that's where God
Actually, yeah, shake on it right now. I promise you five good if I get it if you go break with your hand
No cheating though, she's like this. Yeah, bring that shit boy. Come on. You got a real bouncer. Let's you could break it
Oh my god
Or a deficit
I'm gonna be honest bro put the water don't try again bro. Don't do it, bro
Oh
This is one of those like good watermelons you got
No, this one's a week. You like to get the good ones? No, this one's a week
Maybe try like this. Oh, you try that. No, okay. He's not gonna get it. There's no point
No, I promise I'll give it to you. What like you bro. What like you try with your knees
I've already loosened up. What I just don't hold it in
You give up
I'm going to open it up.
Are you going to just slam it?
No, with my legs.
Not yet, though.
Not yet.
I can't do it.
Yes, sir?
What?
Open this?
I actually can't do it.
You want to do it?
You be Jimmy?
I can't do it.
No, and part of the thing.
I can't do it.
How much harder do you need, bro?
What?
Oh, no.
I have a headache.
No, he's good now because this is...
Advil's here.
What?
Hmm
Yeah, I just
What's wrong with that? I just door dashed at the Lana came here and brought you out of the five minutes ago
I hate motherfuckers. I just activated
Hey motherfuckers with false claim
Are you holding a watermelon why you're gonna fucking cross
Of course you want him say well I
What are you doing? Why? Why are you being rich with me Santa muslim because I have a beard and so again
I look muslim. No, this is kids bro. You go to the mods and pray. Yeah, and oh
No, it's like it's a joke. What if for me I say something raw 24 that was wild 24 duty. I chill out dude
Hey, bro, what do you know?
I
It's not that fucking
Use your bra
You can wear everything's good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Make yourself safe
Hell yeah, brother
Huh?
Did you get that?
Yup, yup, yup, yup
What do you do?
What do I do?
What?
You wait, you got it?
Yup, yup, you get it
I didn't say
No, you were like this
Yes, you did it you did a bomb explosion
Chasers
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go get my car key
Okay, but some of it is right here we can get that in like
We'll lock this shit down to this one.
But look here, just keep the whatever in the safe for you.
Oh, why do you want one here?
You really want it?
Yeah.
How about you want one here?
But this is heavy as fuck.
I think I report the dumbbells.
It is heavy.
Dude, this is like 15 pounds.
No way, this is more.
And it's so hard to carry it.
Dude, that's bomb, bro.
Huh?
That's the bomb.
That shit is the bomb.
Yeah.
No, I just do it.
I got to work on my PR.
Hey, but like, your PR is okay when you make fun of me.
This is the bomb, that's so good.
Sandia's my favorite shoe.
Your camera man just made an explosion thing.
No I didn't.
What?
I clicked your tongue.
Did you just click your tongue, making in front of that African?
Oh I said I don't know what it means.
Wait, that's not all I want about it.
It means all glory.
All glory means literally I love God.
Glory to God.
It means glory to God.
What do you mean that you said bro?
Yeah, well why did you click your tongue?
I'll tell you why I clicked my tongue.
Okay, I actually know it.
My grandpa told me how to do it.
I can do it loud, watch it.
Like, no, no.
Bro, I'm done!
Oh, here we go!
You're holding a watermelon and clicking your tongue in front of me.
What the fuck?
He's laughing!
You brought this out here to set me up!
Yeah, you're gonna give it to me. Why don't you give it a hurt you can't fucking hold this shit? I can't
Just go hand out your cards, bro banker
I'm proud of this, I don't know if you think I'm mad about it, but I'm proud of this, so don't pass me a random watermelon bruh.
Yo Connor, just cause you're not proud of that.
Doug, shake your hands.
I'm proud of this.
the watermelon bro all right yo Connor just cuz you're not proud of Doug
shaking head bro you sure fucking fucked up look what he's wearing right
yeah you're so his culture is not a costume embrace your culture bro my
culture is just something to make fun of this would be something that this would
be respected he's embracing his culture not like you when he was a strong man
embracing his culture up on me yeah embracing your culture what's my
Culture what is your culture tell us bro? I'm a Christian
Facts it's a religion bro. I'm gonna Syrian Christian
He's a Syrian Muslim
And you know what you are?
I don't know, I don't know.
I just gotta stop farming.
No, I just gotta take it.
Dude, it's just, I'm just one of those guys.
I'm sure I just gotta take it because it's easy for you.
Look it, I'm getting destroyed.
Why is Rob crying?
Oh, look at him.
He's crying.
Do you hear this?
Yeah, I heard.
Have you heard that?
I brought my phone to the stage.
Yeah, I did.
I
Don't make it off her!
Friends of Hawaii together!
Where's your girl?
Oh!
Which one? Which one? Which one?
No!
Which one?
Where's your girl?
Why is that for him?
Because it's your guys' watermark.
You can't go to Hawaii with your mom.
So apparently you guys go to Hawaii.
Don't conversation with mothers.
Go to Hawaii?
I went to the light and we just ran into each other. She was tanning and I walked in.
Oh, yeah.
Why is she laughing?
Do you know what she has the face of?
She has the face of a girl that doesn't sleep alone.
I don't actually...
What do you mean?
It's so weird.
I don't know if you know that.
It's so weird.
I'm a stalker.
Wait, are you actually a stalker?
Or something?
You're my best friend. I need to make sure you...
What location?
Huh?
How do you know he's at my house every single night?
How do you know she's at my house?
She even knows that was in her house.
Low-key, bro?
What a guy.
You're a sucking creeper.
Are you seeing this, we're locers.
I know, okay, no, you weren't playing up.
I know where she lives, you know why I know where she lives?
Yeah.
Because we're home out on a stream a week and a half ago.
Guess what?
Guess where you, guess where you going to pick you up at.
Guess where you going to pick you up at.
Actually, can I take this?
Of course.
Rod Dogg, I'm not a lover.
You see this?
I like this.
I like it.
Y'all got a little kept shit going on right here.
Yeah.
You guys both are taking turns playing.
I don't know.
I just really care about the lover.
Yeah, he does too.
Yeah, I'm all right, I'm all right.
Whoa, what is it?
I'm scared of girls.
Wow!
Yeah!
No, 24, 24 is scared of girls.
You're 24, it's scared of girls.
I'm only saying you're 24 and you're scared of girls.
No!
I'll do the buck, bro.
Maybe I'll rid a 2 try down, bro.
Hold on a second.
What's this?
No, no one's coming.
Reena's in the chat.
Braden's looking mad good right now.
Yo, who's Reena?
I don't get it.
Come on
See the content how you make making someone look crazy right now. Yeah, are they gonna random name generators printing name?
I don't know any of these names on payroll
She got some trouble. You know me and she loves you a little bit
It's just she could come back to Hawaii and whatnot, but you want to run into each other
I guess say what lie you ran into her say well, I
Yeah, you're gone. You're the devil
Even for the devil! Look at her face!
She's laughing! You're the devil!
She wants to try her hardest to make it true, but it's not true.
Okay, I'm gonna act like I'm on my noto shirt.
I would like to make some shit-shakin' side please.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Welcome to the party. Yes, yes, yes.
Hello, yeah, good to go.
Oh my god, you're soft as baby food, bro.
Yo, let me know what else.
Check it out.
You can have an AR15 and it's back off there.
Are y'all paying them?
A lot of money.
Oh god.
Good mouth.
I got a code.
Hello.
Gentlemen, step up here.
Let me get a party for you.
Yeah, we need you to party for us real quick.
And here we go.
Our day also is the best one.
Cap, let me see.
Look at my food.
Cross out.
No, it's not.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
You told me to do my job.
He's already intoxicated.
Cross side?
You said something.
Cross side?
This guy is Asian?
Oh.
How?
I don't like bitches, either, right, Seth?
Oh.
Yeah, I don't like bitches.
I like women.
We're that boys' crack.
We're the boys' crack.
I'm 24-year-old boys' crack.
Nah, you're him.
I'm gonna set the date down real quick.
make sure you have no AR's
but I like this
yo wait wait wait
wait wait
no actually life was too much
you watermelon is getting too heavy he can help you
oh was this an extra wallet?
extra wallet
and i would go for it
which one?
what are you saying?
i don't get it
Oh
Where's your party for a free you he's been mean to me China
No English I won hi
He's saying I'm Muslim he's saying I'm 24
You're almost 24.
No, no, me, me, no, even.
Yeah, but you see, you're 24.
24, 24, 24. We know.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna just say, why are you guys acting like you're not dating?
Hey, I'm not gonna get pissed enough.
I watched the vlog all the way.
You guys know why you vlog.
If you're, if that's not a relationship,
I don't know what is.
Listen, it's because, let me explain the situation.
Here's the mature one.
Okay, she's obviously very mature, she's very, you know what I mean?
She wants some serious, but it is n***a.
I don't know what you want because wife is not mature.
How old are you, 22?
Very young.
You know what I'm saying?
You better be 23, right?
24!
Oh!
24!
That's grown-ass part of you!
Thank you, man!
You fucked up some of what we had going on.
Now you look stupid.
Now I'm on their side.
Maybe you're 24 and you're old as fuck.
You know what?
And you are?
Whoa!
Yo!
You're limp-clivered!
Yo!
Who's about to say hello?
What would you better say hello?
Say hi, bro.
There's some watermelon.
Oh, my God.
The fact that you had to be an archie of watermelon is disrespectful to us.
No.
I got set up.
What is that?
It's because...
It's not Wallahi.
The...
Did you make it to the wall restaurant?
No, no, no.
Look, come on, look, it's not Wallahi.
It's a good reference.
You know what I mean?
It's a good reference.
Anyway, listen, bro.
Say Wallahi.
Okay, party folks, party folks.
Check the party.
And make sure to...
No, no, no.
Wait, why'd you go...
What are you doing?
There's a bloodstruck!
Oh, bloodstruck, bloodstruck!
Oh!
Wait, what happened?
Oh, John, nothing.
Connor, she asked for the party rules.
Yeah, Connor, go ahead.
A lot of people are not on the party.
We're gonna meet you at the party.
You know me.
Oh, thank you, you! You were talking about it earlier.
I guess I was like...
Wait, wait, wait! You were talking about Herbert.
Oh, her bro, what the fuck's up with you?
Why is he holding her?
Why am I still holding her?
That's their watermelons!
This is theirs!
Oh my god.
I did it!
Yes!
They bought a car!
Yes!
Here's your guys' watermelons back.
Yo!
Stop, don't accept that.
Why are you gonna have watermelons?
Don't accept it.
Why are you gonna have watermelons, bro?
Don't accept it, don't accept it.
Hell no.
Happy birthday.
Hey, sir!
Hey, you guys, yeah, you guys,
you guys are cool.
Yeah, you guys are cool.
course I have a great time in there don't party tomorrow
well there's your ghost?
you were just waiting for your girl right?
what?
yeah you do it
don't touch the birthday boy
that's the birthday boy
help! help!
you're just gonna watch?
you're 24
to help me motherfucker
We're in the same team or an opposite.
Oh, you're not on the same team anymore because your duo's here.
I'm gonna get some chasers.
I see them there.
Yo, who's blowing out of this?
Did this car just move?
I'll be back, bro. Y'all hold it there.
Fraboid you shouldn't get in bro. They can't let him in that act. I told him a lie. Yeah those guys right there
I will go send a letter
I can't see shit out here
We wore those girls saying um bridge for bridge. Yeah, or like praying emojis
Where are?
Victoria and another girl because they they need chasers. Oh, that's what they will be wanting. Yeah, them too
Oh yeah, they did ask me for tissues.
I was like, oh, I don't know.
Let's let them know.
Did y'all let them know?
Yeah, yeah.
We're getting chasers, guys.
Dad, they didn't even listen to me.
I'm going to go out and see you guys.
So can you explain to me your outfit?
Whose?
Yours.
It's people's-
You don't know.
Yeah, it's mine.
People are saying that I don't embrace my African
and my Hondurans, you know?
Yeah, and your Korean.
And my Korean, so.
How about where is Korea?
Exactly, so.
It's home. It's where the heart is.
Hey man, come on.
Dude.
I don't even know what we get for Jace's soda.
What's that to me?
What happens to the sodas yesterday?
Bro, hopefully, hopefully, later, he's lit.
Now that he got loggers in there.
Yeah, bro.
Hopefully, he started acting a little cooler, man, whenever he got there.
He's finally drinking.
Yeah.
I need to know. I'm telling you, dude.
I don't know how about, dude, there's a good amount of people in there now, bro.
No, there is.
oh there's about to be more more yeah I kind of told everyone at the other
party that we are they have
I'm tired shit tomorrow we're going to be even more tired
they don't have like uh those are so can you get to those
Yeah, you are right.
Bro, is that Goy Sloth?
How do you make this?
Yeah, that's Goy Sloth right here.
I want a bag of it.
I'm on.
I thought I saw you on the home.
Like the cans?
Yeah, I don't know.
The worms, the bears, or the peach rings?
The worms.
The worms?
Excuse me, sir.
Oh, we do have a big chance of this one.
Wait, so you got a cranberry juice?
A cranberry juice?
Yeah, here, back there, huh?
Oh, there's orange juice?
Hold on.
There's orange juice.
Wait, there's orange juice better than soda?
There's orange juice better than soda?
I always just charge, always you chase her?
I'm sort of better, at least she's a son.
I want juice, I don't know, wine.
I got stuck.
What's your family name?
I said, P.E.
Yo, what's up, what's up, man?
It's your birthday, baby.
I'm on a party right now.
I'm on a party.
It's good for me to pull up
Yesterday but the police
Yeah, I'm like fuck I just took it in that I have work to do. Oh laser today's laser laser
No, what do you think? Oh, you got a chaser's run
Come on, man, it's your birthday!
Oh, it's your birthday!
Oh, my shirt!
Come on, man.
Will you come in here?
Because laser might be in front.
Yo, I brought the chaser.
Let's go, let's go.
Anything I want, just put it on the...
No, that's enough.
And that's fine.
Fine.
You want one?
I'm going to get a mango.
I'm going to get a peach.
I'm going to get a mango peach.
Sorry.
Let's go.
Hey, what's your name?
Jonah.
Jesus.
Are you sure you took your kids?
Jesus.
You don't want to walk in there?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll see you out here
Like my hair yeah
It's called the tinsel you guys should get
And I'm raised yet for EDC
How long to take
You're like you're like one of my loyal clients you can come and I like the house
like yeah
Hell yeah, but sometimes I don't want to eat these from Brazil. Wait yo, what happened?
Thanks for all my actual longers, absolute chats.
But you did tell us like no more like nothing's in it.
You know like you want to stop it.
The car is breaking up.
Ordering 66.
Like why are the bouncers asking you to go?
Explain that to me bro.
This is what you need.
You guys need to mod them.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you sir.
We're going to call them and they're going to mod us too.
No, you guys need to mod them.
I'm gonna go pray in the morning.
Okay.
You know what?
You need to hold on.
You had a 10-street bug.
And that's O-Mongol.
O-Mongol.
Okay, guys.
Come on.
They're long.
Bro, this party's gonna be popping in literally 30 minutes.
It's already a hell of people already.
I need you guys to hear this is from the second unit.
This is what it sounds like.
That's a hell of a rating.
That's the walls creaking.
From people jumping.
What the fuck?
Dude, one day?
Grandtree's gonna, Grandtree's going to, um, which collapse?
It's gonna collapse, but it's gonna be a good clip.
Hmm?
You know what I mean?
I'm gonna look like, oh, I'm gonna die.
Yeah, we all gonna die, bro.
But it's okay.
Sorry about the bleeding guys, we're already here.
Boo-boo!
Bro, we're better ready for a lidsmatch.
Frame mod mod!
Okay, you guys need to suck in your cheeks.
That's what you gotta do.
That's what you're gonna need to do.
You guys gotta be overrunnin' these...
What are we doing? At least I can get your cheeks too!
Well then you gotta suck your cheeks harder!
And tilt your head up!
Cuz it's about the Jolliq
That's what music career found out after after playing on a little muggle and losing 11 times in a row
Oh, excuse me
That's like the frat leaders. I'm just can't even see them. I'm just
Excuse me.
Oh no, no, that's not it.
Wait, but this is the ASU front leader.
This is him.
This is the ASU front leader.
Down there, Hits.
Down the damn way.
What the damn way down there, Hits?
Hell.
What the damn way down there, Hits?
Get out of the damn way Dunderheads!
That's like a two-to-two-toe.
Put that up.
And then like that.
I'm wrong.
I'm scared of the monitor.
Dunderhead, what?
You tell him. Tell him. And then you say, co, after.
You good? You good?
Oh, you got the, um, uh, 100.
Oh, no. Everybody thinks that.
Sorry.
You got the fit of that one girl for 100.
I cosplayed her, yeah the glasses I was wearing yesterday is from that cosplay, but I lost them at the party.
What's OCS?
Yeah, they might find them on the show.
Y'all didn't get them, Huggers then?
Oh, wait, God, dude, bro, that's what we hit for!
Did I? Was that easy?
Well, what I did is I thought I was like, yo, name two people.
Oh, I see.
They didn't know.
What happened?
They just stood there.
No, they stood there and just talked to us.
They talked to us for like, like 15 minutes.
Did you get mugged?
No.
I was flexing my jaw.
No, I know.
I know.
I'm only making that mug them.
Jack, did I get caught at one point at all?
The Muggers.
No, you mugged.
No, no, no, no.
You looked good.
You mugged the Muggers?
No.
So I was doing most of talking and he was just like this.
He was like this.
No, you stopped talking.
The whole time.
I was a great team of moms
I thought you guys were leaving.
No, we just went to see them.
Bad, bad, bad, bad.
Imagine dedicating your life to looks maxing
and going to get mugged by two retard streamers.
Yo!
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Apricot, I'm not going to answer.
Two mentally defective streamers.
Are you guys trying to get in?
Yeah, of course.
Of course, of course.
We're not trying to hook up.
Great.
Wait, didn't you call him like a midwife?
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear laser!
Happy birthday to you!
Yeah, so we're sure about to get a lit
Have your partyfuls ready boys
My god dude
on the other side help you bro yeah I'm gonna need that article to calm down
you have it you're a new fucking oh is it for the steroids dude it's p.m. tool so
help you go see
yeah look at my those steroids stuck in my brain where you get fried it's okay
bro where's J dabs leash
Oh, wait, I'm looking at chat it said for some reason I don't like said my favorite parents Alex Morgan Morgan
Oh, Morgan. Um, Ari Ari Ari, Ari
Well, I know you guys probably got
Also
You brought the Chaser bro. He came with gifts. Oh, you came with gifts?
Are you overly? Come on, come on. Are you just talking about you?
Yeah, you want to get that? No, I'm chillin'.
No, I was going to... Oh, yeah, I was going to...
Oh, yeah, I was going to...
Chill, chill, chill.
You just like, chop it up.
So, you just going to hang out over there or what?
You need the horror?
Wait, bro, there's like a muggers.
Oh, we're good, yeah.
They're mocking on me.
You want to say something?
It's not a property, bro.
What's that?
I think I tried.
We can get us just walking up to the mob and walk away.
I'm good.
I need to.
Ew!
Let me get one of my stunner, bro.
Actually, here, I got you.
I already have it.
Make sure you don't eat any of these, bro.
What are those?
Here, I was just like,
dude, it's just like,
you guys saying it to me,
and then I say to you, five X-Wars.
You know it too.
You guys know it.
It's just like, it's a fucking cheat code.
It's a cheat code, it is.
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
Mine's not that bad.
What do you mean?
I said to them, Twitter is the right thing to do.
Where was that picture of us mugging Loki?
I don't know.
Did you see what they said?
What are they doing?
Wait, did you see what they said?
I was kind of...
They're like a twitter pic.
Yeah.
Yo, soap, thank you for the prime, brother.
Yo!
What is this?
We've already seen it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, dude, bro.
Oh my God, man.
Oh, man.
Wait a minute, I'll be right back.
Wait, what did you just say?
Connors? Where did Connors go?
I must say, I just seen him walk.
We're on a subtle mission
I mean, this is not our property. So yeah, yeah, bro, we can't say
Thank you for what you haven't done today, bro. I've been locked the fuck is central business
No, I'm not a library. You are a hard worker to fuck a raw dog.
I work, I work, I work.
I work for a real job?
Yeah, that's what I get to do.
He never worked for a real job in his fucking life, bro.
What's the private school growing up?
Bitter. Candy Pop Lane.
Yeah, I know.
Candy Lane.
He tried to act hard.
Hey, what's the church ever seen to me?
I work for my children.
My hands got dirty.
What's the mosque every Sunday?
Yeah.
You know where you go to?
Oh, you can't go every Sunday. It's your place close.
What?
What happens?
I mean, I think you try to make a racist joke where it really didn't
What's up, Amogans? We're talking about ASU models.
ASU or Hulu Amogans?
What's Hulu Amogans?
Hulu Amogans?
You don't wanna know about that, Amogans.
I'll tell you that one.
That's okay, let's do it.
We left them shit right there.
you
You
I just learned about the things that you feel about love
Like they just like me, like you feel my love, ayy
You can stay right through my love, ayy
I see a way to shock my love, ayy
That's a base to the trust I love, ayy
I'm getting home to this world
Is it great to see my love?
You know my dad never came before, ayy
Never been out of middle school to see my love
I ain't sayin' I don't agree my love
I'ma steal you the things that I see my love
I got drinks, clothes, sex and cameras
You can't relax with one thing I can't take my love away
So baby girl, let me see your dancing in the clouds
Make a dance with love, you're all got all the things
But the best show ever, got the whole world
I'm all like your bestie, I'm my ice ball, you're all like Bestie
I'ma dance you, like Bestie
In the dance floor, get a nasty and crashy
I'ma get a girl, let me see your dance, let me see you dance
Make a dance with love, girl, make a dance with love
I'm a structural whole, I'm a structural whole
I'm a sexual destiny, I'm a high school, I'm a high school
I'm an at-juke, I'm a high-class man
And the next one, yeah, last thing, I'm a freshman
you
You
I ain't really got no deli, but you know I gon' be happy
I like the f***ing double shooters like them Pepe
I think the shot I got, you make a main, I reckon that's what I do
We aint' a fucking dealin', chillin' in the packe
I'm in the packe, I'm in the pro, I'm in the pro for a fraction
I'm a-I'm in the packe, I don't think you want no action
I'm a-I'm asking you to be a nerd, and you don't ask a thing
I'm a-I'm spittin' words and make my novels a collection
On the local beat, I was trying to beat a case
But I'ma beat that case, beat that people's face
Beat it up, no, I'm not a shiny face
You got a flash, I can hold it like a face
I'ma lick it, then I go out my free
I'ma pump you to dance, then I go off my way
I'ma run, and shoes slow, I'ma leave my place
We trying to see it, I'ma dance in my face
Fuck, fuck, fuck the beat, I was trying to beat a case
Now, now, now!
Oh!
I'm gonna get you, you know!
You guys dying!
Oh, we're gonna be cool!
All right, hands up!
Come on, one, two, three!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Okay, hands up!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Ah, a bit.
A bit of salt and pepper on the beef.
It's up on the chender shape when you don't mix it like this.
Ah!
Hey, look at this girl.
Let's just buy me a drink.
you
I
Happy Birthday!
Let's go!
Three, two, one!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear laser!
Happy Birthday to you!
Thank you.
you
You
And I'll tell you guys this, I should be leaving by this
She's not leaving no time
She's not trying on your side
And I'm just, I'm in for the worst for us
Well, it's a cat, I don't even know, I don't have a father
I don't have a father, I don't have a daughter
And it's a marty, I'm still stuck with the campfire
And it's all a farce, I'm lost in a bar
And I'm stuck with the campfire
What?
They were smoking weed.
You good son?
I just kissed my hand.
Damn, the guy.
No!
Ah!
What the fuck?
the structure on there's a bag paper bag you shut it off it was like five
minutes ago if you go on here do you need us to make sure it's all good
everything's good now but so we should go and take shots right now yeah we can
go we can go and lock the door so no one else can come out
we should get like those are closing is anyone trying to get in right now
well all the ones that all the dudes yeah all those you try to get in the
I
Yeah
Thank you, I'm gonna put it down dead ass force the goats a lot. They a w bouncers, bro
He tried that up. Oh, I'm sorry, bro. I got you, bro. My bad. My bad. My bad. You don't care that much when you miss my dad
You're f**king...
Oh, you're leaving? You're going home?
Get home safe, get home safe.
Oh, you're a good boy, friends.
How long you guys been dating?
Oh.
Okay, I'm gonna go with you.
I'm gonna go with you.
I was gonna go sit in a room in a corner for like five minutes.
That's what I want to do.
You been good?
Yeah, I've been good. You've been good?
Yeah, I've been good.
How did you come here?
We're good?
Nah, not Russians. All Russians.
You bring the drinks together. I'll show them.
Thank you.
I
Check it. It was so I was dying this is you came back a little bit. Well, I think the sugar finally hit my body
Why your height no, I was good for life. Oh, that's the street now. It's hot and higher
Yeah
My life she that as for who
No, yeah, this is a rapper to me round didn't know like rapper. He's like should I do it?
I don't know if I'm doing too much like he goes like
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Then they'll be like...
Oh...
How'd that shit?
How'd that shit go?
How'd that place go?
How'd that place go for the time being?
Bro, she asked where you went earlier.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I mean, what'd that do with the blonde hair girl?
Yeah.
What'd that do with the blonde?
What'd that do with the hair shit?
Oh shit, she was feeling you, bro.
She asked that for me?
I asked you to shoot us on the morning time when we go back later.
I said I'm sorry you spied it.
No!
What's going on, bro?
No hole, bro.
They made the emo, they twerk it on rap.
They made the-
Yes!
And you did it, bro.
Hold on.
This is better than being a millionaire.
Not that I've ever touched a meal.
But holy shit.
You did it right you did it. Oh my god. If that song played again, bro
Let's just say
Something was gonna get hard. I'm gonna say what it was. Oh, there's a fire in there. I heard
I thought you guys were stomping on a nigga. I was like, what's going on?
All right, but right back jump on the stove and turn on something in the paper bag and caught on fire
It was almost bad. I think I threw it on the floor real quick and then we started stomping on it
Then I remember we threw it like he was like, he was holding it back
Why is he even up there?
This is an oral property, girl.
I'mma hang this up.
This is a shoutout to our thumb.
What happened to it?
Why is it ripped?
It's supposed to be ripped.
Bro, we're gonna have to...
Y'all, look at him rip one of my fake shirts, bro.
That was real?
Man, all that is vessured.
Cool too, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna vessure this stuff.
I still got twenty-one though.
You got twenty-one, that's what matters.
Dude, dude, dude.
Yeah, you got that, and you caught that shit.
I had to evacuate though, because I was gonna get ready.
What?
I think everybody comes here.
Man, let's see what they'll show.
Huh?
No, I'm not on it, but it looks like it's still some party.
I mean, we give ladies a happy birthday countdown.
We've done the birthday song.
Two hours ago, I think it was like, come on.
You're gonna go to sleep.
Is that successful, bro?
Suck it.
Yeah, I got to work on it.
Yeah, that's successful, bro.
Yeah, I got to work on it.
Congratulations, bro.
But you never got to work on it.
You done with your tattoo?
Yeah.
Ah, yeah.
I'm gonna fuck.
That was my first time to work, bro.
She's running her fucking ass in my shit.
Yo!
I'm a different man!
He's all gone, I'm a different man!
I want to move!
I'm a different man!
I want to move crazy!
But you mean crazy!
We have sub-bots in five hour-
Yeah, we're riding there like a hundred K.Tern women.
In Tabao, or something.
You know what we mean?
Today.
I'm sorry.
I thought, oh, that was on Sunday.
That's on Saturday, Yeah.
That's what you gonna practice?
Huh?
That's what you gonna practice in?
Yeah.
I can't I
I
I got that little shit
Say no what you doing what you doing
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
They might take my shit again
What?
They might take my food again
They take your shit? Yeah yesterday man
It's fine man I can't get in the bed
You think you wanna fuck out me?
You just throw in parties every day now
It's ladies birthday
They were saying the soap blocks that you can't have a camera man for tomorrow.
Yeah, nah.
I'll be out on there in a minute.
What do you want to be here for, Bob?
You need to pull up for after or what?
Yeah, yeah.
Just need to be here for a while.
I think I'm gonna end up sitting up.
Because I'm depressed.
I'm so tired, really.
I'm not that sugar hit.
Like when I started DJing, I'm dead.
But then the sugar hit, I came back, but I had my sugar run, or crap.
I don't know if I'm going to go over or something, but I'm tired too.
I think it's because we've been staying up, right?
Yeah.
We might as well stay up still, so boxed.
I think it's because the energy just falls, bro.
But if we're going to stay up, bro, we got to end it at the next.
Bro, we got to be there at nine tomorrow.
I mean, we got to wake up here at what?
Eight.
It's an hour and a half.
We got to be there at nine.
We got to wake up at seven fifty.
It's hard.
Are we driving or moving?
That is crazy.
Really dead as hell.
God damn, why?
Bro, what do we do, bro? How do we start in here?
Wait a minute, bro, before we...
There's some thugs out there that are trying to get in here.
Yeah, they were like, you eat this or you eat invited us.
Bro, there's not even like water.
Yeah, but the part of full...
I'm not gonna, uh, but Rod Dogg been braiding a chain, like Captain Mountain.
But they still trying to get in?
But they trying to get lit.
I feel like, bro, like, they deserve a little bit.
I don't know how to say no, man.
No, no, no, like, braiding in Rod Dogg, like, they deserve a bit of lit for a little bit.
I don't know.
Cause it makes me happy.
It won't be significant.
But that's good POVs out there.
Yeah, they're funny.
It's funny POVs.
That's good to have during the party.
I think that's like amazing.
It's good.
It's like good to have that POV, our POV.
Different POVs is funny.
No, you shouldn't see it's like they're they're walking enough and conjure and talk to us
Okay, I'm sorry. I don't know. That's our manager. We got three vouchers
Manager, that's our artist with that. They were running a split right there
I mean they were like great into on top and they just fast-faceted
This is the only yes party game
That's our shit our shit. No, I'm saying like this is good. I'm saying like
Wait, yesterday was perfect, shut down the door, alright?
I don't know how to move that, we just like...
Oh no, cause we all went upstairs and we just turned off the music.
Yeah, you just shut up the music.
Oh, one more hand on your knees.
Bro, it's gonna take them like an hour to leave.
You think so?
Yeah, it doesn't wanna take that time.
It's gonna happen if you don't come.
One more hand on your knees?
No!
And I'm hot, like I'm hot as hell.
What time do you think tomorrow is something and then...
Like four.
Not bad.
I'm like, yeah, maybe.
No, I'm saying just a little hungry.
One day?
Do you want me to shut up as well?
Okay, I can't listen to you.
I'm gonna call Rod, I don't know what you're doing.
I'm gonna call these drugs.
What?
You gonna call them drugs?
Yeah, I'm gonna hang this whole thing up.
You gotta hold it down.
I said I'm not here.
Hey, wait yo bro, I'm not a lot bro. Yeah, bro. I've been working hard. Hey, but y'all gonna get a little bit
Yes, bro, go pull up inside go get it is that a little man
Whoa
Bro, but y'all gotta give me a two break up in the work game.
I'm gonna laugh, we gotta stand up there, bro.
All right, bro, we gonna switch with y'all.
All right, bro, good one, good one, good one, yeah.
Ready? Yep.
Say hi, goodbye, all the, uh, each, boop, boop.
I don't know what he's doing, I don't know what he's doing, I don't know what he's doing.
Hey, don't do this.
Don't get fooled.
Make sure you don't make it look super, yo.
Yeah.
Well, Moki, he did it.
A girl just asked for his number.
What?
Woo!
You're only finally here.
There you go.
He got the features inside Ashley.
Oh!
Hey, you best not act like a damn fool.
Uh, it's time to clock.
Time to clock.
Oh, we're going to switch off, bro.
Hold it down.
We can get all these dudes out.
All these dudes outside.
We're going to get them out of here.
I'm gonna catch him, you know what I mean?
I'm catching him back.
I'm catching him in the back.
Here he is.
I'm gonna catch him, right?
Hell yeah, you got this on, right?
You know what I mean?
He doesn't get to give me space to really see.
Hell yeah.
I know him.
No, you have a girlfriend or no?
Me?
Yeah.
Great.
Nah.
Get in here.
Why not?
I don't know.
I feel like you'd be...
Oh wait, yeah, because we did that YouTube video.
Yeah.
And you're like a virgin.
Yeah
You're like a virgin
Who is?
Who are you?
You been enjoying in there?
Yeah, it's cool, it's fun
You can't slip in like two days, I don't know why
No
No, no
How long ago?
Oh, it's my bad, my bad, my bad
Is it already?
Yeah
Yeah, no, we're dead. Yeah, we gotta be up at 8 a.m. No more
That's all I wanted them to go in for a little bit. I guess like the other shoe. No
Hey, let us know bro. We're gonna set it down. I think so bad
Yeah
Down in like ten minutes
Thank you for coming man. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you for coming. Hey, thank you for trying to do man.
Go sleep over there. Oh, I'm God. Are we down, bro? Hey, yes, man. I'm safe, bro.
Tyler!
Come on.
Excuse me. Sorry.
What's that?
Did you have a good time?
Yo!
Oh, get home safe, get home safe.
Be careful.
I'm already in.
Hey man.
Hello, man.
Hey!
I'm going to put on my shoes.
Someone put on your shoes.
He's like you, he's like you
Oh damn
Ah, dog, dog, dog
I'm a father
I'm this one
Happy birthday
Have a good one
Yes, have a good one
Yes, yes, yes
What the hell?
I'm a little bit dumb
Hey, Najem, do you want there?
Should I shoot?
Do you want to shoot?
Do you want me to shoot?
No, are you shot for music, man?
Nigs will leave your son for music, though
I mean, I know that
I'm not like
I am
We're also not liable for any injuries
Do you want me to put up?
Here you go, hey
Nah, it's up there
Nah, I mean, I know that
You want me to shut it down now?
Oh wait, mute that y'all
No, it's on
I'll get it off
I'll shut it off, I'll shut it off
I'll get it off
Hey, it's over, I'm about to shut the mute off
Hours?
Did y'all kill it?
All I want for my birthday is a big booty.
Yeah, she's the birthday boy, which is good.
I bought him Cheetos for now, and that's a temporary gift.
Where's your gift?
Um, let me know.
Amazon.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The voucher card.
Hey, it was not bad at all.
Not bad at all.
Wait, where do you live?
I'm in O.C.
You good?
No.
I'm staying with her.
You guys aren't that far.
Like 25 minutes. Oh, okay. This is not that bad. Oh, so Xana. Yeah. Oh, yeah
You guys go home hey get home state. Thank you for coming
You ask what our plans is right? We're gonna eat three on Sunday
But tomorrow I'm doing a red bull event. I'm gonna be driving a man-made car
It's like made out of like wheels
Not really but
No, you have a crash man. It's like the one where you do like crash just for fun
But you're gonna get hurt
Yeah, but they give you like elbow pads and helmet and shit
But yeah, we're gonna be see really rave that much. I was the last one
I went to the one in Orlando last year
He was lit?
Yeah
So you you guys are ravers or every now and again giving dabble
Okay, wait, so what's your guys's favorite? Um, what are they great ravers?
artists
Only three
I know is that from ballerina bro. Oh, is that in the ballerina? Is that in legal agency?
Just seeing our king? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have legal agency? No
The bouncer's now we let some of upstairs party. I know we live have a little fun with the dude after like three hours straight
your setups and you just like fucking
flipping it
I don't know where Lana is right now
the way he was risen at that right there
right there
oh where you at bro you got three tactics
now she's gonna know that he went and
got that girl's number that he said no
because Lana was here and then when he
was by himself he got
yo
oh say will I bro say will I
hey hey say will I he bro say will I
25 and the voice cracking
25 you're 25 I'm gonna leap year what I'm gonna leap year I'm really six you just
Touched me and I feel I'm sick.
Dude, I'm not gonna hate this guy!
Oh my god!
Yo!
That's all right.
You love MinerMaxim, bro.
And I'm not saying about Minecraft.
Yo!
Thank you, man.
Nah, I'm done. I got a tank here.
Over Discord is easier because I'm not in person.
It doesn't matter.
You guys are good at setting me up.
What do you mean? What are you talking about?
Brother just started, brother just looked yapping.
Yapping, bro. We don't even know what to do.
Well, it's time to get everybody out the party.
Yeah, do you need us to get them all out?
Yeah, man.
What's that, bouncers do? It's the way we do it.
Oh yeah, we're done, right? We're done.
Yeah, we're done.
Bouncers do both.
Bouncers throw people out when they need to get too rowdy.
Hey, all this for 200 get the subs each?
Fuck it, I'll do it again, bro, thank you, sir.
I can't say that, boy.
Yeah, thank you for coming, man.
Get home safe.
Get home safe, man.
All right, sir.
I've been going here for a long time.
Everyone get the fuck out.
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
Let me down.
Let's go down, let me know man.
Hey man, I think I wasn't coming man.
Yeah man.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming man.
Yeah, stay home safe.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, nice there.
Hey, thank you.
Hey, thank you for coming man.
Don't say it.
Oh, nice glass.
I want you right now.
All right, come on.
Come on.
Thanks for the whole thing.
Get out of here!
I'll see you later.
What's going on with today?
What's going on?
What's that?
Hey, take off your helmet and get home safe.
This is so bad.
You're gonna come and make it home safe.
I'll see you next week.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Hey man.
Thank you, my heart.
Thank you.
You win that book.
Thank you.
Great.
Oh!
You're safe.
You little fuckers.
You're good.
I just see nothing.
Thank you for coming.
You're welcome.
Tomorrow.
Yeah.
We did it Thursday, Friday today.
What's the difference?
We might as well do a Saturday.
What?
We run it and suddenly we got ABC.
Friday Saturday Sunday.
Come on.
We might as well.
I mean, we can't make it to the next day, so I just feel like we can get a gamer house.
We thought it was going to show up.
Thank you guys, we're coming to get home safe!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
How do you get home safe?
Thank you so much.
Jeff, Jeff.
Thank you for coming to get home safe.
Sorry, uh, Sunny.
Thank you for coming to get home safe.
We'll get there, we'll get there, we'll get there.
We'll get home safe.
What happened?
I'm sorry I'm sorry.
Can we turn the kids into a man?
Who?
Listen, he's a-
I'm gonna get him.
He's gonna kick your hand again?
What'd you do?
You dodged it?
You let him?
No.
Mr. Arkipin!
What's the meaning like this?
Marry for a chance kids.
Oh yeah, so that we can make some shit shake.
Yeah, we never get a hit on each stream or something.
Yes, sir.
It takes me, oh, again.
Uh-oh.
It takes me a hit.
Bye.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you so much.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
Hey, break it off.
So we're right here.
We're on our way.
David, ladies, how are you feeling, bro?
Wow, you have no sleep, bro. You must be good.
See, bro, it was worst day in a couple...
One more hour, bro.
Memories, bro.
What memories?
Yo, bro.
I'm a little Asian girl that was on the DJ break.
Dude, she was cooking. I'm not gonna lie.
I was making she shake.
She was making she shake.
I was making she shake.
She kept going like this over and over again.
That's just...
Yeah, whatever that emo is.
I only got one emo.
What you mean?
She got a emo.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, I'm talking about...
Fuck you, you need me to shit.
That girl was scaring me with a tire.
You're scaring me!
She kept looking at everyone like this.
You know, with her eyes wide open, she had a lot of shit.
She's in the center of all that shit.
We have to go.
This is your stuff.
We did it!
Bro, put it.
It's all good.
Bro, I looked upstairs.
I looked to my left and my right.
I didn't recognize a single person.
That's true, bro.
Hey, we never got to know that you cheated.
It's all good.
I'm just hearing about the fuck.
Yeah, how the fuck are you hearing about the fuck?
No, man, where it just goes around.
Good night, bro. No, I'm just like, who got the checks?
They were like, oh yeah, pull up the 636.
What?
Hey, tell me everything about the 636.
Yeah, where's my phone?
Everyone here with good luck.
How many of my bro, everyone's good vibes?
Wait.
I don't know what to go, oh, and I'm like, what?
What's up with that rap shit?
Oh my god, bro.
That was the hell of the fucking night.
Ramp plot as?
Ramp?
Let me go get some interactions, fuck.
Hey, move up.
What's up?
Yeah, why you pressing me?
I'm fucking with the hat.
Ron John's surf shot?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ron John's surf shot?
Thunderhead.
Ron John's surf shot.
Are you dead ass?
No fuck is ass.
Yeah, you're a thunderhead, brother.
Please.
Are you trolling?
Yeah.
Ron John's surf shot, dumbass.
Yo, man, that's fire.
Yo, bro.
Bro, stop looking at the chat.
What does that mean?
I don't understand that.
This isn't real, right?
No, he's trolling me.
There's nothing to save rap's girl.
Oh.
Really, right?
Yeah, he's getting rid of Guapa.
Or she's getting rid of Guapa.
Oh, we're just saying that because you're happy.
Oh, nigga.
I didn't know.
I just wore this shirt so I could look tough,
so they can look me in the eyes when I'm down soon.
No, that's your heart.
Wait, where is he?
You have to eat, bro.
Oh, you have to go and sit around Don.
Sit around Don.
Sit around Don is 24 hours.
Hello.
What do they serve?
What don't they serve? That's a real question.
Do they have fun? They have fun.
Yeah, they got fun. For real.
You found the phone?
Yeah.
Wait, where? Upstairs.
I'm gonna show you something.
I'm at the wrong way.
Uh-huh.
Bro, that was the, uh...
Raps girl, bro.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, fuck no.
the cops are here the cops are here the cops are here
Brother the cops are here!
No, please, no!
The cops are here!
Don't do it, don't do it!
They already shot 30 people, I don't wanna die next!
They already shot people, the cops are here!
I lost my best friends!
They'll leave!
Let's tell Mike's penis.
I lost 30 friends out there!
Oh, your armpit.
I lost 3 friends out there!
You and Sonny let me do it by myself
For the best bro last night yesterday was like a training
To the crowd you play the DJ you jumped in that little
I learned from the best man
Don't do it.
I can get the fuck out of here!
This guy's from Stairways?
Yeah.
If I pull to your arms.
Yeah, like why, bro? Why?
What's happened?
Why?
So now...
I fucking hate you.
Can you give us a kiss?
Come here.
Bro, they're coming in! The cops are coming in!
What are we gonna do?
I just don't believe it.
So we're gonna...
Yeah, what's up with you?
You need a rap to come in.
I don't know.
No.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Bro, bro, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh
The fact that I don't live here
Making me want to go home in over. Oh, okay, cuz I want to sleep in my bed
So if we all don't live here, I'm just gonna over home. I don't know about you
I'm gonna you also don't live here. Yeah, no, no, no, you're gonna over home. Yeah, he doesn't live here
He's gonna over home
Wait, wait, is she talking to you?
No, no, no, the way she's talking, she has to live here, right?
No, she lives here because she's talking like that.
Yeah, because I don't live here, so I'm going to leave.
Order 66. Order 66.
What?
What do you deserve?
Did you just say you deserve?
What do you deserve?
Stay in tattoos on it.
Say that we don't dare!
That's really what you want?
Look at my boy!
It was really my fucking money to go!
What are you gonna do in the mute break?
Who break is you?
I didn't break nobody.
I was asking if he's a broken man.
But you said he's a broke ass?
Just based off what he told me.
Why is he dropping the n-word miss ma'am?
I've never dropped the n-word.
Say what?
Let's be honest.
Let's start a discussion.
Is the n-word just a word?
Oh my God!
That's the n-word!
Let's start a discussion!
Oh my God!
That's the n-word!
Where's he going?
If we play back, it's gonna say nigga nigga nigga nigga.
You said nigga nigga nigga!
If you stand on that thingy!
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Can I hear a first hand?
Ohhhhhhhh!
Why's your name?
Why's your name in there?
She said that with a smile on her face and you're enabling this.
Oh, come on.
Hold on, hold on.
She's OK.
She's torqued on a raft.
She torqued on a raft.
Oh, guys, you're on the face.
Are you OK?
Why are you guys...
She torqued on a raft.
No, no, she torqued on a face raft.
Why are you guys on the face?
She torqued on a face raft.
So that makes it so...
Wait, because she torqued on a raft.
Go on.
Hey.
I'm actually...
Let's get her out.
I'm not gonna be my cook or anything.
I'm gonna leave it to you.
Look, she needs some more walking out there.
I'm not touching her.
I'm just gonna be seeing you.
Okay, you have to walk her out.
No, no, no.
Because if I'm here with her,
she's gonna have to get alphabets.
You think you can walk?
She's like my fault like that.
Do you think you can walk her out?
Oh, she's not gonna do it?
Oh, yeah, you should take her home then.
You're not what I'm on journey. Oh you like that one this one
No, no, because they were being out
Okay, do something she's your archetype
Okay, we got to get the bouncer
She said she's playing it back. She's not gonna say nigga. No, she screamed it. She screamed it
But sort of outside the room and then both and then like nobody want to press that but that's I gotta get a dress dog
That's weird
That's weird. That's weird because then she's gonna just walk around this little things kind of will say that right now
I don't go like that weird
This is your new chair. That's the first memory, bro. This is your new chair, nigga. It's toast chair
Yeah, toast gotta hold that up with her
Okay
Yeah, so two blunders came with them. I told them I don't even know about them. I moved them up tonight.
I told them I'd bring them to my house if they respect me.
You agree with your answer?
He's not here?
Yeah, but I wish I would have read it. I would have gasped it.
He said negative.
You can't say that shit.
I was crazy.
It's a hue?
Can't tell who I asked who. What the fuck?
Who's here? Why did you look?
Not after you?
Not after you.
I hope not.
I'm sorry.
She's saying that's the date but you said she was too.
He gets all okay.
That makes it look crazy.
I'm sick.
She doesn't have the right key.
I don't need it.
I don't even know her room.
Where's she at?
I don't know.
We're getting our friend to get her.
When she gets out of the bathroom, y'all should walk her outside.
I don't know about it.
I wasn't here, but when she gets outside the bathroom, we can walk her outside.
We can walk her outside.
I'll call someone else.
Oh my God!
No, she didn't.
Woo!
Oh my goodness!
This is ours!
No!
You gotta leave!
Alright, why don't you give me this, bro?
Because it's in my fortress right now?
Alright, but I'll put it in my fortress.
That's nuts.
No!
You are not good here.
Let's go!
You are not good here.
You don't want to go.
You don't want to go?
I know her, but she's not my girl.
I want to know, but like, did you come with her?
Yeah.
Oh, so you and your racist friend?
No, I'm not racist.
No, who's that racist?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's talking to Edward.
I'm talking to Edward.
What are you doing?
I don't want to switch.
This guy also doesn't want to do it.
No, no.
I'm not switching.
No, no, no, no.
No, I'm asking you.
No, I mean it.
No.
I probably don't want to throw it.
No.
Did you say Edward?
Me?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm like...
Oh, did that make sense?
Come here, come here.
Where are you?
I'm making it up.
Oh, I told you.
I told you.
Oh, just...
Hold on, hold on.
I just...
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out of here!
There you go.
She said Edward!
She doesn't even say that.
What the hell does she get?
I promise you that's not my friend.
But on the couch we gotta go.
That's crazy.
One, two, three.
Bro, this guy.
This guy?
And this guy?
Yeah.
Hey, these three, we gotta get you outta here.
Let's go.
That's so weird.
Thank y'all for coming, man.
Thanks y'all for coming.
Thank you for coming.
We'll see you next time.
Bye.
Hi
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
Shut up the wrong dog.
Shut up.
I can't do like I mis-appreciate
That's like when you change the channel real quick you come back
Hey, I hope you enjoyed it a little bit bro. Thank you guys
I'm not gonna be a pro, I'm not gonna be a pro.
That's a change.
What are you doing with that guy here?
That's good.
Thank you.
Oh, sham.
I know, bro.
We're gonna wait for everyone to see guys.
We're gonna be back tomorrow.
I don't know, maybe.
We got to, because until you guys do, we might as well, right?
We're gonna have the only thing about you.
You need to see me.
We gotta leave early.
I'm really...
Because it's like a four-hour drive.
Alright, so I'm gonna kick everyone out of the fucking...
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
We gotta go from Barbie T's staying, man.
I love you.
You got that?
You better get that out of those numbers.
Why?
I'm wrong.
You got a wrong?
I'm wrong.
I wanted to put it in my voice.
I was getting it.
I'm wrong.
But that shit was actually fun.
I'm not gonna beat that.
I'll go back to what I was doing,
but like, we did not talk about that at that time.
Yeah?
I'm glad that you're drinking straight, man.
I love you, bro.
I love you.
I love you, bro.
What's up?
The LA counter.
Man, it's like this.
The LA counter fair?
Way better than any fair we've been to.
It's lit.
Bro, I'm telling you.
If you still do the throw-ups, Doug, Doug's broke.
There's 10 times more food at this fair,
and the rides are 10 times more,
they're like extremely, extremely cute.
No, yeah, but we had to go on and eat this.
Look.
I'm down
Latin club
All right
He's going to be like 10, 11, and then drops like the bags out of my crib, everyone gets dressed,
eats a little bit of food, he's got three, then once he's like three, maybe he's taking a nap,
and then at five we head over there.
So we're going to go like seven, six.
Later it's like nine.
We're talking about EDC?
Maybe we should be like six, five.
Wait for a while.
I'm going to just stay up.
Are we talking about EDC?
I don't have everyone.
Yeah.
They have yachts in the car.
I'm going to take them.
We're going to leave like 6 a.m.
I'll be away if you need change.
No, tomorrow.
Well, I'll be away.
Yeah, I'm going to say hello to God.
If you need change, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I usually sleep at that.
I wake up at that time.
I'm tired.
Yes?
Yeah, uh-huh.
Some of us might need to see my air mattresses.
Oh.
Cause I only got three.
That's fine.
I bet.
Yeah.
I'm using my air mattresses, but I'm always really nice.
And I have a little dog.
Just a little.
Wait, that means that's dinner?
That's dinner for the night.
You can't?
That's dinner for the night?
I don't mind.
But like, the charge is gonna be just like straight.
Like I'm gonna just drive straight and like no stop.
There's only four hours.
So it goes by not like, it's pretty quick.
You have a dog?
Yeah, like a little poodle.
Dinner for the night.
Oh, what's up, bro?
Yeah, here you are.
I've done it.
Yeah, I'm at my house.
Yeah, come, come, please.
Hold on, wait, the party's just getting started?
The party never ends, bro.
What if the party's just getting started?
It'll end.
Hey, we rent it back tomorrow, Saturday.
Again?
I got up right in and hush it down.
No, but I'm gonna do some more shit here and don't go like shit like this.
Actually, I'm just trying to show it to you.
Like for show, for show, brother.
That's why I'm taking names.
Like that is.
Yo, I'm still an archie.
You guys, y'all boys, train me.
I'm good now.
Yo, look.
You're playing banger after banger.
I'm getting it.
you guys enjoy it man?
I like it.
Archie say no Chad.
Chad, I've got no fucking talking about a nigga.
I'm going to grab a second to wake up early.
I need to have my hair done in the morning.
What are you doing?
I'm going to go back to the park for EDC.
Mark, come on.
What?
What time is it?
Yeah, probably like 5am.
This is the bottom end of the MC.
That's hard.
That's hard
I'm gonna do like a real
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this.
Wapo belong!
Why is this a horse?
Is it a brother now?
Bro, you just had a girl for her number and she called me a nigga.
That's why I didn't take her number down.
She just called you that?
Yes!
Why does she call you a nigga?
She's a lot like you broke guys' niggas on here.
She actually said bro.
Yeah, broke guys' niggas.
You know what's crazy?
Is that you guys are going to be broke?
Two million years from now.
There's someone that's like outside.
It's like a group that's in front of our door just sitting down.
Uh-oh.
Ready for it, bro. Lock in.
She's going to be serious.
Alright, bye. See you later.
I'm going to go film you.
I'll film you when I'm drunk.
She's going to be serious.
Oh, she's going to be fine?
Okay.
I'm going to film you.
I don't want the red and the one in the color.
Wait, the guy in the red?
The one in the fade, he's like, are you someone that...
Wait, wait, is the one in the fade?
I don't know.
Where are you going?
This is your shoe.
thank you
look she's fighting
i think they're gonna say the L word
i don't even know what that's like in the water
no we don't
hey catch her
safety man
safety
Better friends!
Hey, good friends!
My dog.
I'm going to save him, brother.
Hi, I'm going to save him.
Wait, wait.
This is the one that you put on the side?
Yeah, you know, I'm going to save him.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
I'll save you. You can save him.
Yeah, I'm going to save him.
Try on.
She made one of the trouble with it.
So she blame him, right?
Yeah, yeah.
What a hell of a night.
Why'd you leave? You didn't get your hair done today?
Yeah.
You did?
No, I didn't.
But I didn't know what I had on my head.
But it was like...
Yeah.
You know what I should do now.
We don't even know where she's at.
It's green.
Oh, sorry.
Oh
I know and that's I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
And I'm gonna say something about I got you
I'm saying that if she already said it, what am I doing?
We're good, though.
What the fuck?
I don't want to say that.
Alright.
Nah. Yeah, that was it.
I thought you were like, you know what?
Yeah, okay.
I
Already caught it
I'm falling
Check the back
You work your overtime bouncer.
Honestly, I didn't think it would go up again.
Oh, shit.
Hold on a second.
Oh, my god.
Wait, what happened, bro?
How'd you do that?
I didn't quite see it.
I didn't even know that.
What?
No.
Yeah!
It's a baseball.
I don't know.
Honestly, I can't...
If he... if he meets and pans it down, I'll tell you.
You have to lay on top of that.
That's crazy.
I'm so tired.
Hey, hold on, hold on.
She's not on here.
She's not here?
No, I can't.
Successful.
That was a success, man.
Man, we gotta wake up in literally three hours.
I was in the car.
Get home safe.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you kicking me out?
Wait, didn't he say if you came, that he'd drive him home?
Hey boss, I'm two hours overtime.
Party's over, y'all.
Wait.
Didn't he say?
Party's over.
I need to take you by your way.
You said that if I pull up you, I'm gonna ride you.
Party's over.
But the only thing, I gotta be up in literally four hours, sonny.
I mean, Nick Jones.
You do?
Or what, Lee legends?
Yes.
No!
I don't know.
I'm not a Nick.
Oh, wait.
Sammy can jump here a lot.
Some people just break their promise.
No, no, no.
I mean, I said it.
It's fine.
I just can't trust your word anymore.
We can get you all home.
Sammy got it.
No, no, it's OK.
I just can't trust you anymore.
Sammy part of the team.
No, it's fine.
I just can't trust you anymore.
So like, if I do it, it's basically
Sammy doing it.
Sammy didn't even get me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just know I can't trust you.
What do you mean?
It's okay, I can trust that meme.
I can mean it happen.
Yeah, bro.
So if you're going to jump in a lot.
What the fuck?
What was that?
Oh, you're crying?
Wait, where's Alex?
What?
Wait.
Hold on.
Check your location.
Dude, my lips are so chapped, bro.
Fuck, it hurts.
I gotta take a hot steamy shower.
Or you can put on like...
No, because I'm scared.
Because like, people were like, when they talk to you, they spit on you.
So I don't like to rip my lips.
I'm gonna be right out of it.
Archie, a hot stone show is not gonna fix it, bro.
No, but like first I wanna clean up all the, like the disgust, like the spit from people and stuff.
Yeah, and then I put it on so I can lick my lips and stuff.
She didn't leave.
Ew.
Alright, guys.
Wait, how are you gonna get home safe?
Are you alright?
I don't know.
I think so.
But it's...
I don't know.
Stay home safe, table.
I'm trying my best, but you can be a rider now.
I got a hat.
I feel like there's no way she can hold a chopper.
Ooh!
I don't think so.
I didn't know that.
What's wrong, my love?
Or he left us on a sheet.
But there, he was to be laid out.
How did that girl twerk on you?
Did she like see you?
Whoa, you already said?
Did she see you?
How did she twerk on you?
Bro, because I'm not gonna lie.
I tried talking to her.
She was not further than me.
Because your job.
Your job?
I'm so job.
No, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Unless anybody has a piece of time.
Oh, yes, you.
Yo, yo, yo, send me, send me good, you can take y'all for a road.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, you good man?
Yeah.
I can do that.
Woof.
Really?
Maybe.
Holy W for Stream.
Welcome.
Welcome bro, I'm on the line, but we got shit lit.
Did we not, boys?
Well, Rosie raided Rosie, they were the fucking run.
RUN!
RUN, man.
Oh, he ready to use.
What a fucking lie to me, nigga.
Yeah, I was gonna add my stream.
Sonyan.
Okay.
You're looking...
Why am I lighting so yellow?
I'm looking extra yellow.
Yeah, I'm not.
It's because the top lights.
Hey.
I'm in my stream.
Shout out to the Sonyans or the Sony Files.
Or the Sonys.
Oh, no, I'm not.
Okay.
Sonyans, I don't really know.
Sonia's
Yeah, you talked one of the stairs
Not a good shit. I'm getting a crowd lead
Now but we pulled up for like an hour
No, I mean, dude, bro, I mean, they see how you kept doing it when we walked up the crowd was already lit
They see my shit
Second
Are you gonna say
Yeah
Arky her jacket who's jacket this is mine
Chuck them on oh, right anyway, who's jacket is this?
Oh, yeah, you say you're gonna be a jacket
All right, I'm in a must-dream. Please read Arky. Hey, thank you
Yo, son, you guys
It's probably on Sunday for the U.C. thing.
Yes.
That's probably, I don't think I will stream tomorrow, so.
Winsor!
Lo siento!
Lo siento, Winsor!
What the fuck was that? Is that a sound board?
Yeah, it's like a goodbye.
Everything on your fucking sound board is trash.
All of it. All of it's trash.
You don't have a single good fucking...
No, it's not. These are good.
watch I'm a press one but it's a whistle
Flat on the play like flat on the play
Dad you send me a shout out Sammy main
Bye son young get some rest get ready cuz I don't like it could be even crazier
Bye
Hey
W
Bro, I gotta be up your motherfucking full
I'm gonna have to set my alarm on my PC because that's just on my phone. I'm hitting the snooze wait we got rated
Yo
Thank you for a way
Welcome. What's up? What's up?
Ten, I think. I think it starts at ten. And enough of the sound. Bro, I like it.
Wait, what is this bro?
No, I was hungry
Like bro, come on, bro
Everyone been there before bro
everyone
Who's doing that bet I think it's gonna be I'm gonna be on emmer who's ingest place I read war or something
So we go see we go see we don't see but I think yeah, I think I'm like helping some a ground
But I'm gonna even see that shit record. That's just fire bro soapbox tomorrow
Top set me up
It's gonna be this oh never mind, bro. Oh
That might have been one of his problems.
Through the lash decay.
Over the ramp.
The poach's nose dived over the ramp.
Yeah
People who makes a little shit dude, I don't know what's ever car emerald got but I think bro
I'm just helping bro, but I'm gonna be different experience bro
24 hour stream tonight
We might do a 24 hour stream the day of EDC depending on how I'm feeling bro
You know, I mean we might do a 24 hour EDC stream. It is a pain
Just a pain tomorrow. I'm trying to play that game though. Like they grow tomorrow's stream
I'd be a 24 hour if I got the energy
Hey man with the fucking fight
I
Work it on
It's Tussie!
She ain't done nothing!
What happened?
She let the purse, she let the method.
Oh, she wanna come back?
Yeah, she wanna come back, she let the purse.
We gotta leave, we gotta leave.
We gotta leave that job.
We gotta leave that job outside or something.
Oh, I was saying she did the method, she tried to come back.
She said, oh yeah, I'm gonna write that to Archie Crave.
You know, you gotta leave that outside.
What bros do?
Huh?
You guys saw it?
Yeah, we're hanging on the door or something.
Alright, man.
How about I say, he went in the back and he's like, yo, some girl has to pray this bad.
Nah.
Listen, I got some stuff in here.
Yeah, leave it outside at the door, bro.
She's gonna come back and get it, bro.
Good night, brody.
Alright, bro, good night.
Yes.
That ain't lost and found, so that shit.
Nah, we're gonna push you to the meth.
Dude, I'm a rap, bro.
He was getting dead at twerk.
Oh, look at his face.
This is a new guy.
I'm gonna push you to the meth.
Oh my God!
I'm gonna have a ride.
Look at his face.
This is a dude who got turnt up for the first time.
Oh my God.
What the hell?
You gotta go somewhere and beat your meat.
What the hell do you mean?
Yo, what the fuck?
I never use that word, I've listened to rap songs every day in the southern part and I've always changed it out for brother. I had a tweet that literally...
Yo, that's how she should have reacted, bro. She was like, I didn't say it, bro.
Come on bro, come on, everyone hurt that shit bro, we did that hurt that shit bro, mm-mm-mm,
good little party at it.
That's a W fucking birthday right there
They dad's making is that as making
So when's the party over and this shit they're making out on my bed, bro, it's so bad, please go and this shit
Bro, I feel bad, bro, hey bro, he finally gets a rest now.
I think he's just making out on my face.
Nigga, what the fuck, bro?
You don't feel bad doing a lot.
Well, I feel bad bro. Come on, bro. I feel bad. Oh, you let's see
Oh
Yeah
She will tweak your brother why she even say that
What the fuck go to Jada's face wait didn't he get a smile
Yeah
She was tweaking son
She
You pause for yourself or like it's a Disney Channel, bro, I'm right on live, bro
I gotta be up in four hours, bro. Let's just run a sleep stream, bro
bears
Wait, wait, wait, what did I miss?
Oh.
He's a nigga that's what happened in there, bro. Hey fuck it, bro. He's as black as you
Oh, he's as black as you Asian
You don't speak on the scene are you just play sounds well, I speak on my screen, bro
I speak on my screen, bro. I've been speaking. I've been speaking, bro
Nick, I'm dead, bro. All right, but hold on. Let me do the math
Hold on. Let me do the math
Hey, um, if I have to be up by 840 a.m. And I go to sleep now how much sleep do I get
Motherfucker! Kai! Thank you so much for coming. I'm gonna allow you dead-ass makeshift fucking
Yeah
That
And in that card in
Hello, hello, hello yo listen to me
If I go to sleep now and have to wait
Hey
40 a.m. Will how much
Motherfucker are you AI you don't know
For our
Oh my god, four hours is fucking diabolical, bro.
Bro, but I don't know how the dynamics work
of me staying up.
That's the only thing.
I don't know how the dynamics work.
Four hours is a lot.
You have four hours solution, Craig.
If it was like two hours,
I could do that math when I was six years old.
Just show a bit of yourself.
It's about to be us.
Oh shit, hold on, that should look a little too packed.
You out?
Yeah, we're gonna get out of here.
Catch him up where your home safe.
All right y'all.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey, shot in the ass man.
Shout out to y'all man.
Dude I'm gonna let you see what you're packed.
Hey, shut up that you can't.
Shut up.
Hey, shut up the UK.
Well, hey, hey, look, bro, but I'm not allowed, bro, we did get one.
We did get one, hey, 2.3 million when we reacted.
Hey bros, hey, that's anonymous tip one dollar. Congrats on 450k price. 50k more to go.
Hey, let's keep going, but what we got right now?
We have 450K, 370K.
Hey, boy, let's keep grinding, bro.
Let's get something, boy.
Let's keep grinding, bro.
500K on the way, we gotta get a lift for 500K, bro.
I'm not even gonna do a 24-hour stream,
as soon as we hit that shit, right?
Good ass.
What's going on here?
The Maddening.
Yeah.
I was just asking, the Maddening.
The Maddening.
That's what I'm asking.
Let's go.
oh my god
500 K 500 girls, okay
How I didn't do that bro 500 nigga who the fuck
Now all right, bro Trey, Otto bro get that shit lined up, bro
Get that shit lined up. Let's go
It's time
How the fuck are we gonna do that not gonna lie one meal is possible if the ever stream goes well
Well, yeah, bro. If I'm doing a sub a thon maybe or like a marathon like I got the Mount Everest marathon
Well, maybe a sub a thon will see hey, we could maybe hit a milly. It's gonna be close
It'll be close. Hey, we'll see
But
Yeah, but tomorrow's stream, I think I'm gonna be just on Emory's ingest
So I thought I'd go be in the background dilly and dally and running around. So, uh, well, let me say we don't see the vibes
But hey, we just know we go have fun
Yeah, a good 10 hour streams a day
With was a lot of fun man make a tiktok
You're a genius, you're a genius.
Soapbox TikTok needs to be done tomorrow.
Bro, I remember I recorded a TikTok shopping for Yuki's gift,
but I forgot to record his reaction on my phone,
so I couldn't post it, I sold it.
But I mean, I could post like the before,
so I might drop that tomorrow shopping for Yuki's gift,
but it just doesn't have a reaction.
I forgot to record him when I was giving him the gift
because I was just in the moment.
So yeah, bro, Amy and Yana TikTok,
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, I'm about to be scrolling, bro.
Oh, hold on, I gotta find some bangers, nah.
you
You
That we spin the cop and cars like policemen we heavy guys like obese men I keep showing love to the streets and it's the three the guys today free man
In this six-eyed town the dead in world
Eastern boys and Western girls
Girl, he said boys in western girl, ay, used to be a smarty, used to want to study, nice and
a addict, she had a party, she had a 3-Honor song off her body, she ended up with soul
You need a hobby.
This is the Star Child, a.k.a. DJ Pooper Scooper.
What's on top of the house? Roof.
What's in the top of your mouth? Roof.
What's a babe named Roof? What do a dog say? Roof.
We come to tell the what-off? Roof.
They raise your tax, we raise the Roof.
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