you
Actually, it's something very special and I can show you in like two seconds.
Yeah, give me a second
I
Yo
This is it
Hold
We made it!
Yo, let's go!
Yeah!
Let's go. Yeah.
Super university. Hey, yeah, deliver kindness. Yo, let's get everybody. You know what I mean? I did make it in.
You know what I mean? Appreciate everyone who supported me.
Last second, you know what I mean? Kai had to make a little adjustment and he was like, bro.
He was like, bro, you was one of the second best.
So, hey, we had to get you in.
You know what I mean?
So, hey, bro, I'm here, we in here.
Hey, bro, shout out to, shout out to Kai Water.
And yeah, man, why do people not move in?
It's cause, bro, right now, bro, look,
we all doing a little, oh, wait, hold on.
I gotta tie my shoes real quick.
Now, it's cause right now, no one in the back moving.
It's cause right now we're doing a little thing right now,
Y'all y'all ever heard of uh that one shit
Yeah, no, yeah, everyone in the back doing the mannequin challenge and shit, bro
But yeah, hey man, I got a tribute emergency where we hearing shit
You should file, you know what I mean, bro?
Hey, you feel me, bro?
Big ass no.
Hey, I'm excited for all my classes and shit.
I gotta go check out my dorm.
Gotta go check out everything, bro, you know what I mean?
So let's go to our next shit, bro.
Wait, hold on, bro.
Let me tie my shoes again.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, bro, let's go.
Let's go walk to our dorm and shit, bro.
oh
ah
fuck this shit
this is the life i gotta fucking live bro
im a fucking quack
hold on
this is the life i gotta live bro
so you guys have spent the night with us so
hold on
hold on hold on
hold on, i got it
Okay, hold on. Wait. I thought I set these up all before string. Alright. Alright, boom!
Here we go! Hold on, let me get to the classes and shit! Yeah! Yeah! Am I lagging too? Say
You don't got them laggy bro.
No no no no.
Yo, David of Fine gets it!
What's up, man?
David of Fine, Nick.
Hey, hey brothers, this is our first class in Sheila,
let's see what we got.
Ooh, amen.
Amen.
For me to walk the hallways and shit.
Bruh.
Yeah.
How's shit looking, man?
Nice in his bitch, bro!
What the fuck?
Yo, guys, nah, you make crazy.
Now this shit tough, twin.
This shit tough, what the fuck?
Wait, bro, who over there down the hallway?
You should, who down there?
Oh, yo, yo, yo, Bonnie was good.
Yo, it's good, yeah, yeah, yeah, we need to be.
What's up, ain't no way.
Wait, what class you headed to?
Drama class?
Oh, shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got drama class two and shit.
Nah, this is fire.
Oh my God.
Hold on, nah, this shit tough.
What the fuck?
Hey, I'm gonna see you and shit, okay?
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm gonna catch the brushes.
I gotta put my stuff in my locker right here real quick,
I forgot my code to the locker so then once I do that, I'm gonna catch you
Uh, then bro shit fuck we can go basically some shit later. Yeah, I mean we go
We go start a war a war tonight. You see how they was talking
We got that war right?
Yeah, you get the flower. Yeah. Yeah, come on. All right, bro. I'll get from my shit in the locker
I forgot my code and shit
Trey what's my code
What's my code?
Oh, just go to class.
I bet, I bet, I bet.
I bet, bro.
I'm going to go to class real quick.
Hey, I'm going to catch you.
All right, buddy.
Peace, bro.
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.
All right, bro, I'm going to class, bro.
Oh, shit.
Hold on, I'm going to get lots out of class.
Hey, dude, get us!
Let's go, we eating lunch!
We eating lunch, man!
What the fuck?
Hey, hell yeah.
Hey, man, hell yeah.
Wait, shit.
Hey, you might have D-block?
Oh shit, you a I was supposed to go to class, but I'm gonna eat some food and shit
You trying to see what me nigga?
You trying to see with me, you know I mean, you know me you feel me bro like bruh
Loki bro. I already know no one at this table. So if you trying to see with me
And then bro that should be five you feel me
Let me know let me know Duke
Let's say three people were talking and they were going to make a plan to go to the bowling
ad valley and they were going to talk to me and you just so happy to hear the plans being
made.
You know what I'm saying?
If they don't invite you directly, don't do it bro, don't go, but you can obviously,
you wasn't in the initial planning.
I just want to hang out nigga you trying to be all fucking all my fucking philosophical
bitch I do nigga I'm gonna eat some lunch nigga it should not that deep nigga I put a shirt
on nigga look nigga I just want to eat lunch nigga you talking about something man you
not even know where I have to go nigga I invited you to eat lunch with me nigga how about that
How about that?
Fuck!
Damn! Fuck this shit.
Alright, bro. I'm gonna go to class, bro.
I'm taking my bitch as to class, dude.
Oh, oh, I should add body culture in the hallways.
Any shit. Yo, it's good, yo.
Ah.
Hey, we in our class!
Yeah!
Oh, hold on, bro. Let me find my seat.
Let me get my seat.
Let me get my seat. Yeah, hold on. I'm gonna take your shit. This shit my seat now. Yo
What's good? I
Told you y'all know I told you there was gonna be mad people in your class
But everyone is a drama class right and all right. If you're gonna say drama class hit hit a yay
Hey!
Yeah!
Drama class!
Hold on real, we're in here, bro.
Drama class!
What the fuck?
Wait, y'all, you look a little different.
Wait, y'all got water and shit?
Oh shit, I got my private.
All right, again, bro.
Hey, y'all remember we did that improv class and shit?
Yep, you know, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Well, hey, drama class is fire, like, you know what I mean?
That's event water. Hey, you know, you don't have event water and shit, right?
So, yeah. Oh, Yana, you need a rebel?
You need a rebel? You sure? OK, I bet.
Yeah, bro. Hey, Yana, just tell me a little bit about
tell me a little bit about fucking drama and shit.
You feel me? Like, bro, I'm trying to learn.
I'm going to learn about drama. I'm trying to get tapped in.
Like, I mean, I'm trying to get my acting better
because everyone's saying my acting not that good.
So if you really let me know like what I got to work on and shit like that
Then you know me I can really work on my shit and bro it could be a bomb
But we are real quick I'm a little hungry so hey, let me know if you guys a fool
Let me know if you guys some food and shit, you know
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Yeah! No!
You guys will lose!
Yeah!
We are gonna fight!
Yeah!
Why don't you live?
You live with me!
You live!
Thank you, Yana bro. I'm gonna lie bro. This is probably my favorite class, bro
This is probably my favorite class, bro. I'm like a lot like this shit like
This shit fire, bro
That means like you really talking about an acting shit like drama. You gotta be able to immerse yourself
This is my favorite class, bro. All I want is just hang on my friends
Thank you, bro. Hey, everyone in this class, y'all are amazing. Hope you'll become the
biggest streamers in the world and be the best people you can be.
You know what I mean? I'm out. All right, y'all. I'm gonna go check out my dormancy.
I'm gonna go check my dormancy, bro. I'm gonna catch y'all, bro. I'm out of class, man.
Peace.
Where the fuck the door, man?
Oh shit yo ain't no way this my class I gotta be a white duet in KC3
Yo let's get with y'all niggas
Yo what the fuck damn y'all niggas be getting big while I'm on my shoes on limbo my shoes
on what the fuck yo niggas we hear not a shit fire you need you got the basic
shirt that my shit bro what the fuck oh Casey three never oh shit you busy
right I should what the fuck yo cousin that you knew me and you need me to do
all this shit right it's my dream bro we got the dorms but we got our desk and
this shit set up bro this shit is fire.
No.
Bro.
Not you cook with this bro look at this shit.
Bro oh my God bro.
Nick Casey three you look a little different bro you good?
I bet I bet.
Bro Casey three I don't wanna let you know
nigga you chop this shit man.
You know what I mean you chop bro.
You chop bro like you look like,
bro you might need a little re twiz and such shit
I go back to the fro. Um, I mean, I should not look in the
bass, man. You know what I mean? Hey, Kai, I was going to go
for you. You chop, bro. You know what I mean? You chop.
I'm a
dude. I'm my bad bro. I'm my bad bro. I haven't even hurt your
feelings and shit. I haven't even hurt your feelings and
shit. You know, I was just making jokes. This is where I
You
We can make jokes
I'm gonna try desktop bro. I'm gonna be IRL. So bro, you put me you get the same room
And oh, you know she's gonna shake. Yo, you are you feeling?
You know you feeling yeah, hey
Hey, where did the salters at man?
You feel me?
I don't got my ingest right now so I'm at the ingest hop.
Hey, Yugi, we could bailish?
We could bailish and shit?
Yeah!
Yo, this is fire, bro.
Yo, I'm having a great time, bro.
Yugi, bro, can you talk to me, bro?
Like, not bro, just tell me like,
how your day going and shit?
You know what I mean?
Just let me know.
Let me know, Yugi.
I'm trying to tap in.
Let me know. Let me know. Let me know. Let me know. Let me know. You talk to me, bro.
Talk to me, bro. I just want to know. You know what I mean? Just talk to me, bro.
I
Was it back you bro you say in shit that I don't understand bro. You know I mean
You you say you shit I don't understand what the fuck was that
Okay, okay, are you how about we talk about some you know, I mean some different shit, you know, I mean like
You know, I mean we talk about life and shit. Oh, it's good
Yo, I'm gonna go
What why you feel like that
Went down to the gutter?
What?
Went down to the gutter?
What you mean?
Mad as hell.
Nah nigga, you chill.
I'm gonna pay it up cause my pay is hard as fuck.
That's what I'm saying to pay hard as fuck!
Dude, I'm tired of this chazette.
What?
I'm ready for this every day of the week, dude.
Hold on.
I'm the chairman of the whole thing.
Dude, I'm saying to pay what hard as fuck.
Dude, I could barely sleep on him up on these little bed.
He's a cop.
Come on.
I'm not gonna get into your car.
Yeah, right of fire.
Brother, I don't think that was money.
All right, I'm gonna catch you shit, bro. All right, bro. I'm gonna go back to the hallway this shit, bro
I'll be back bro. All right, bro. I'm gonna go through the downstairs exit. I'm gonna go through the tunnels, bro
I'm out
Oh
Wonderful washing my blood wait hold on where the power went out over here in a bit. Yeah, you know
Hey
Oh
Oh, damn, I'm on a new son of campus
Wait, this is kind of fire over here, bro
Damn
This shit
Holy fuck, I'm liking this shit. Wait, I forgot which one was my locker
Was this one or is it this over here?
Yeah, I'm a lot and it might be time for lunch again, bro
I'm gonna get some more lunches shit. Oh, we're kind
You're a car where you have brother
You're gonna come that lives of fireworks again. Hi, bro. Hey, I'll be true. I'm gonna meet you in the cafeteria, bro
I gotta go to the one one more time, bro. No, I gotta go get lunch one more time. Yeah
Now look you I don't want to see what you this time dependent. Can you already ego me and shit, bro? I'm gonna sit over here
Yeah, I'm gonna sit over here. Yeah
Let's get what y'all did to us!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Yo, what's up, man?
Hey, let me know!
Let me know!
We have no fool fighting these things, man!
Or my mother knew we could really throw some shit!
Bro, we could really throw some shit, bro!
I don't even care!
Hey, and y'all happy on a streamer university!
Hey, tell me a little song!
So yeah
Bro y'all see that fight that happened
But that fight was crazy right now fight was crazy right how the fuck niggas fighting and shit like that
But really y'all gotta chill bro like
We get an opportunity and it's time to fight that shit laying bro. Like why are we fighting whether you got an opportunity, bro
Come on, bro. I don't even point for y'all gotta be vibing. I gotta be in the moment
I was a shit about all right, bro. So hey make sure y'all eat your food
Don't waste under that shit
Hey, but don't be fucking with me. All right, bro
Hey, but make sure you all have your ooo ya eat and remember, we ain't sleepin'.
Hey, nigga not sleepin' right?
Nigga not sleepin' right?
You ain't thoughtin' you knew?
I said, yeah, I thought I knew, nigga, what's good, nigga?
I said, what's good, nigga?
You ain't nothin' sandwiched in with 100, nigga?
What's your fuckin' mouth?
You wanna get punched, nigga?
You're not bunchin', nigga?
I'm an alumni, nigga?
Pussy! Pussy!
I'm out of shit. I'm out of shit.
My bad, bro. I was tweaking, bro. I was tweaking, bro.
I needed some fresh air, bro.
I mean, bro, I need some fresh air, bro.
I ain't even doing this shit outside.
chillin' bro don't tell me y'all's throwing that one shit y'all's throwing that one shit
Let me join up let me join up let me join
I
Bring up yeah y'all beat me bro y'all think it's too good
Yeah, that ain't beat me bro y'all too good at this shit, bro. God damn y'all gonna keep holding character
Are y'all gonna lock in?
What the fuck we got a clutch I think it's gonna be mannequin challenge all day, bro. Y'all got it, bro
You better be at this shit.
Talk to me!
You better be right!
Talk to me!
You think you're better than me?
You're not better than me!
I was there last year!
You wasn't here for that!
Good. Good. Good. Good. Maybe maybe I should go back to class and just chill while I'm at my bed.
If that was on me, I'm gonna go back to class. I'm gonna stop ditching, bro. I'm gonna stop ditching.
Y'all know what's good? Yo, we back in class. You know what I mean? What's the vibe? Y'all know how
how we doing? You know what I mean? How the stream looking? What's the vibe?
I'm ready to learn this shit. You feel me? I'm ready to learn. I'm ready to do all that shit. Yeah.
Y'all know?
Yana
Let's survive what we own
I mean someone talk to me, bro, gotta talk to me
Oh, bro, let me know let me know
I
Be way for you. What's good?
I'm a way for class
What's my make-up? Oh make-up girl what y'all the other than that?
I'm a girl for class
Who she I'm ready for class wait
Okay, wait, actually
Who is the Beyonce of Twitch?
I mean, you see, yeah, I mean, fuck you, take that shit, take that shit, take that shit, yes you, yes you, right?
My eyes are so puffy.
No, that ain't true.
I should have been there.
That ain't true, come on.
Bro, we ain't streaming you.
We all got no sleep.
All our eyes puffy, don't need play, come on.
Yeah.
How is everyone today?
Oh
No, you have been positive
That clips we're happy. Oh, don't tell me funny might pull it up already. Okay. What happened yesterday?
Yeah
Yesterday yeah
Yeah, you can't be scrolling too much
For me
Yeah
So
Life's about adaptive, you know what I mean?
Go with the flow and like
I'm not to be back. Okay. I'm out to ditch real quick. Oh ain't nothing against you. I'm at the ditch
You hear me?
Hey, I'm ditching.
I'm out of here, bro.
Alright, I'mma catch you, bro.
Peace, bro.
Hey!
Hold on, I made it.
Yo, Bonnie was good!
What's up?
Let me guess, it is different.
Yeah, I don't like it.
What? What's up?
Yo yo, back up, back up.
What are you, hold up.
Back up.
Back up. Back up.
It actually is all the coffee.
What? What do you mean?
It's more saturated.
So I'm actually using an FX3.
You're using an FX3 for higher ground?
No.
FX3 higher ground?
That's fire.
You're using your 4K camera.
Literally, I'm falling right now that I'm using my 4K camera.
I'm tripping, I'm tripping.
No, this camera, this is my 4K camera.
It's 4K?
The real 4K?
4K?
Oh, shoot!
Auto.
You saw it for the first time.
Thanks for your six months.
Auto.
Thank you, thank you.
What are you doing?
The colors are better.
Wait, what I'm saying?
Actually, that's not bad.
Nice.
Yeah.
But let me know.
Yo, so let me know what?
It's what it looks like default.
OK, default.
I'm gonna hide it.
This is what it looks like.
Yeah, I'm on a default ballot. Yeah, it's your ballot. I don't know. I don't know. You're asking me.
Wait.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I'm right here. I mean, you want to take one?
I mean, I can take one.
I typed it.
Yeah, but why you need music when you walk around everywhere?
Nice.
Okay.
You want some water?
Yeah!
Okay, and then I'll rate your life on the scale of one to ten.
How you feelin', how you feelin'?
I'm out of zero.
Shot?
You doing good?
You okay, baby?
Make sure you switch to the prime.
Make sure you flip us.
I'm out of zero.
Whatever you want.
I'm out of zero.
that baby bro I need some more cafeteria food bro
nah nah nah ah maybe needs more cafeteria food bro
I'm maybe I gotta go to cafeteria one more time bro
I'm gonna go to cafeteria one more time I'm about to go through the underground tunnels
and shit oh shit
Oh shit, I have around here more cafeteria
Oh shit
Yeah
And we in this bitch
Yo, thank you guys, bro. I've been a little sad
dude
No, thank you, thank you, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill!
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, that's what I'm trying to do.
Hey, it's what I couldn't tell, bro.
Oh shit, you on this side.
Hey, I couldn't tell, bro.
I got an edgy mood in my eyes.
But yeah, bro, I just came from lunch and shit.
I mean, I was a little down.
I was a little down, bro.
Maybe, you know what I mean?
about some light bro while I sit down with shit dude. You know what I mean? If you want to talk about some shit,
you know sometimes my nigga gets sad bro. You know what I mean? Sometimes my nigga gets sad.
So it's like bro, I was living first of all. Buddy! It's not about you! It's about me!
Okay
All right, it's about me, bro
You know I mean like I'm dead as I do like when I be sad bro
Like let me know like what I gotta do bro. I mean like I'm a new to get sad sometimes
I'm just in the wrong way. You know my wrong way, right?
Yeah, you want to subscribe
Talk to me
Nobody expects me to do anything. So we get me to say it. I'm the other dog
You know say it so stop letting people
Like make you feel bad about like what do you want in life?
I really didn't get on my I really didn't get on my
Tomorrow's life 21 and I'm 25
25
21 is still young if you need to stay at your mama house
You need to stay at your parents house until you ready this time.
There's great.
I suggest you stay at your parents house until you ready to go back to Gentry.
They got a lot to go back to my house.
That's what they're here for.
Stay at your mama's house.
Stay at your parents' house.
They don't want to.
They need to.
Because it's a lot of bad.
They don't live on with their mama.
I promise you.
They don't live on with their mama.
I don't feel like I got it right now.
I don't need it all. I don't I don't want I don't want my bad one up in the microwave. I don't sweat with the stove open
I'm so gonna throw change my my drawers my school clothes in the same
But fortunately the good the good Lord above don't bless me and put me in a situation where
We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna wreck the ball
You know what I'm feeling for you
position. Oh, whoever in that position right now, you know,
said anybody in the check knows that in the situation that
they don't want to be in. Well, I promise you, my dog,
man upstairs, God himself.
I never grew up in church, but me and my sister was having an
um, a debate on God. And he meant until we get like,
amen. About him, you know, say into your, into your heart,
until the night had passed all the prayers until I had made that man until my life.
And it was till the night until the night. But once I did, everything changed and that's how I got hit.
Man, dude, dude, wait, hold on. Sometime a nigga don't feel like he got it, bro. I'd be sad,
you know what I mean? So what do I do about that? You went into the situation that you don't want to
to be in an environment that you don't want to be in, bro.
You don't have to, you don't have to stay down,
you don't have to buckle up,
you don't have to commit,
and you don't have to be disciplined, bro.
You don't have to work.
I'm got it all the time.
I can't be disciplined all the time.
Dude, I'm human.
This shit hurt.
Every single day.
No breaks.
Every single day, right? Until you can get out of that situation, right? That's what I need, right?
Over every single day, huh? Stop, stop!
Tell me, stop! Niggas be like, niggas, sometimes a nigga got a grrrr, you know what I mean?
Like, bruh, sometimes a nigga want to lay in the bed and chill. Why I gotta go every day?
You are the one that you get the fuck out of that shit so bad, bruh.
That's what you're gonna have to do, and then you don't do that, and then you don't want it bad enough.
Stay the fuck in it. You won't have them. You not
Can I tell you one more thing in shit, bro? One more thing. Uh, I mean
Nigga
Shit the fuck up
Talk to you and shit, bro. You gotta tell me all that nigga. What's up with you?
That's not even cool, bro. But nigga trying to really bet and shit. Hey, you talking about shut the fuck up
nigga
My bad, nigga, everyone's six, four, duke,
and a deep lock, nigga, tough, nigga.
Niggas cry, nigga, sad, nigga.
That's why nigga, I don't even fuck with your class, nigga.
I don't even fuck with this shit, nigga.
Fuck P.E., nigga.
I'm going to my own shit, nigga.
I'm out of here, nigga.
Peace, nigga.
I'm out of here, nigga.
Bitch, I had nigga.
For once.
Hey, watch your phone.
Watch your phone.
Shit, bro.
All right, bro.
I'm out of here, nigga.
I'm going to return him, nigga.
Oh
Shit wait hold on nah
What yo?
He finally got a game. This is what I was looking for. I was looking for therapy
Yo rage
great
Don't say me outside right. Let me back inside nigga
Like I was saying game I need therapy bro. I need therapy probably stress it
I've been stressed it bruh you feel me nigga be stressed nigga be stressed it
can I take a seat? Can I take a seat bruh? I mean bruh I know bruh you've been you've
been busy with life and shit bruh you have mad shit going on and shit like that
My bad. I had to run all the way here. I had to run all the way here. Yeah, I gotta bring that Cali away
uh, uh, uh, casting that water. Coconut water.
Well, I'm not bad. Raven, good news.
Alright, hold on, bro. Alright, Rage. Alright, bro, can we talk, bro? Can we talk, bro?
You got me you got it. Okay. Oh, wait
Yes caretakers caretakers
Caretakers
It was the arm.
Yeah, you have it.
That's my form, bro.
Yeah, very important.
Yo, this video was, oh my god!
I was like, yes, Remito!
Well, come on, man, I sure had a shoe.
Hey, that's why I'm here.
That's why I'm here.
Problem, bro, yo.
I was part of that bit to shoot, you know what I'm saying?
To be able to, you know what I'm saying?
It really gets to business, though.
You know what I mean? Like, fuck that video.
Yeah, he's talking about life. I mean, how much I get down a light like nigga and they could be struggling newly thinking like
Talk to me, bro. You hear me
Great great
Asked me a question, bro
I
Pots me rage. Let me know
Yeah, yeah, he has some
Oh, I was just with new Dennis that nigga fire. You know, I mean he's his brother. He started crashing out
Um and shit like that bro, but I was with new Dennis earlier bro that nigga would chill
and uh
I mean, bro. Shit like that. Really, you know, like feel me
Like I'm really sure I get to the bottom of shit like really figure out like yo like what's going on
You know what I mean? It's a great talk to me
You
You're free
My bad race. I just had to ask you my bad. My bad
What do you mean?
A nigga got horny?
I don't know.
A nigga got horny.
He ain't my bad.
Feel me?
My bad.
What?
My bad.
Shit.
Okay, bro, let me see that, bro.
Can you tell me what to say, bro?
No, you tell me what to say. I'm like, we broke. He told me there's no blue crab.
They're gonna have to sell it like a safe.
Rage.
Come on. I need help, game.
All right. Let's just roll game.
Yo, it's good.
Oh, there.
I'm saying my name is Arky.
And I just had to come say that he would be for real.
Oh, baby, that's very sweet.
Ah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you want a kiss?
Okay, wait, what's up in that?
What's up with that?
I like your chain.
Bro, I thought that.
Come on.
You're too bad.
You're a dude, bro.
I'm not.
I'm not, bro.
Give me that.
What do you mean?
You should be the opposite.
What do you mean?
You should be like, yo, I start talking and I'm cool.
Like, damn.
Yeah.
Like, uh-uh.
So, this one.
One more time.
I'm in are you sure saying I got an idea
Well with the backshots
I
Raise don't keep me up, bro, I raise don't kick me out brah
Bitch, I'm gonna kick me out
Yeah, bro, you're gonna have to kick me out brah what the fuck
Hey guys, how we are doing
Yo, maybe I go back to class.
Maybe I go back to class.
Y'all neighbor to fight, give me.
Maybe I go back to class.
Alright bro, I'm going to go back to class.
Bro, this shit lit, bro.
I mean, bro, I've really been enjoying myself, bro.
This shit fired and rolled.
I think shit like that, bro.
Alright, bro, let me go to my class, bro.
Yo, got on bat.
I mean, I really been enjoying myself for this year fire in Rome
He said like that, right? Hey, bro. Let me go to my class. Yeah, I'm back
Yeah, what I miss I'm back
back
I'm back
That's what we're doing. I mean, what I miss hey, yo, you didn't yo bro
You didn't cover up your homework because I brought a do my shit for a drama club
Hey, bro.
Yo, bro.
I'm talking to you, bro.
Talk to me back.
I need help with the hopper.
All right, man.
I'll ask someone else.
Hey, yo, you right here, bro.
You got me?
I just need a little bit of help,
need a little bit of some, some.
Feel me?
Like, please.
I said, please, bro.
What else you need, bro?
Yo, no, no, I got the whole way up.
Yo, bro.
I got it.
No, no, no, I got the homework, I got the homework, I mean, I got the homework.
Just give me a little bit of time.
Alright, I got the homework.
I got the homework.
Okay.
So, hey, guys, I just want to say thank you guys for class, thank you guys for everything.
It's been real.
It's been fun and I'm grateful for everything, bro.
You feel me?
And yeah, y'all want to say anything nice to me before I leave class?
Hi, how about this?
It wasn't real, y'all.
He told me earlier bro, in my mind.
You will be invited, you don't have to go.
before we talk about anything, I would like to announce
I got one announcement
We'll be doing a 24-7 item tip one dog. He did as said you got a hunger and he called you a crumb basically
We'll be doing a 24-7 watch board
You got everything on the bright side, bro, you feel me?
You got everything on the bright side, bro.
Now I mean, bro, look!
Hold on, guys, I said, eat two eggs!
Eat two eggs?
So, God, Kyle, if I eat these two eggs, will I get it?
Don't take too long.
Someone's gonna slam you on your neck, Bryce.
No, bro.
Bro, guys, did I say I'm gonna eat these two eggs?
I mean, bro, say I'm God, bro!
I need this, Kyle!
Say I'm God!
Say I'm God, bro!
I'm not even playing.
Eat two eggs in that bin!
Oh my God!
Please!
I'll give right now when you insert and chew.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet.
Okay, come on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, let me grab my egg.
Ah, shit!
Ah!
I had to get the eggs from the chicken I got my egg bro I got my egg I got my egg
I got my egg. My egg right here. Look, yellow egg. It's an egg, right? It's an egg, right? It's an egg right here. It's an egg right here. It's an egg. It's an egg.
Crimson tipped $1. Kai said to reverse phoba and you will get in right now.
No, no, no, it's not a Dorito, it's an egg!
It's an egg!
Please!
It's an egg!
It's an egg, bruh!
I love it.
I can't eat that.
I can't eat that whole shit. I can't eat that whole shit
Eat a hot chip for bonus gifted
So God twin if I eat the hot chip for bonus gift guy, please bro
I think it's about time, thank you Kyle, I was checking my email.
I think it's about time I stop playing games, bro.
I got one more announcement, bro.
The announcement is that
First, remember you, in 2026, we would not only be watch parties, we will be doing daily
calls to friends.
And we're there and talk to them.
Hi, let me call my first friend as soon as she were you.
I
Can answer my phone
So god, so now let me come up for a friend. I'm gonna call him
Oh my god
You guys would forget about me
I knew you guys wouldn't forget like the old days
Watching you fail
Let me call you
Watching you fail
Stand up, pick up!
Stand up!
That's a lot of rings!
See the whole day, each hour is a day
Say no!
Before we go on to get around
Say no!
I should be sad, but now we're really different
We've been long, we're carrying on each other
It's still...
nice...
Maybe if I call...
Who... who else should I call?
Who else should I call?
Watching in your face...
the way...
Maybe...
Maybe if I call Yugi.
Watching in your face...
the way...
Watching in your face...
the way...
You are calling
No, no, no, no, that was his second phone that was his second phone
That was his second phone right
Yugi
not available please try again later
maybe I call who should I call it's okay arkey don't tell me it's okay
It's middle day!
Bro, this nigga is not here.
From Yugi.
Archie, where are you?
From Emily.
Crimson Tip $1.
WPY for recreating your streaming set up at StreamerU.
Not every alumni got chosen, Emily.
Hey, that's okay.
I probably just meant I didn't need it.
I could still go crazy on my own, bro.
I could be a teacher next year
Maybe maybe I call one more friend I mean don't probably pick up right
Jason? Bonnie? Keep it up! Don't tell me keep it up. Don't tell me keep it up.
Oh, hey! Hey!
Sorry, I'm on the plane right now. Hey, we're on the plane right now.
Uh, you said what?
Can you hear me? I'm on the plane right now. The plane to Stringray University as an alumni.
What are you up to?
You have fun. No, I'm just here.
What are you having fun to?
Yeah, I gotta go to the opening ceremonies here. I gotta go do the opening ceremonies here.
alright, bye
yeah, you betrayed me a seat
I gotta go
alright, catch ya
GG Tip 1 Dog, Just stay home and be safe.
This is not me bro. This is not me bro. I'm gonna be there. Guys, I'm gonna be there.
I was just joking. It's a green screen bro. That's why you didn't see me walk back.
It's a green screen, bruh.
Kaisenat made me my own setup, bruh.
He gave me my own setup, bruh.
I got the StreamerU logo.
He gave me my own setup.
I got my own setup, bruh.
I can't.
It's about time you tell him.
I don't think you're crazy, Arky.
Rosy!
Tell him!
Tell him I'm there!
Tell him!
Please!
Tell him!
Hello?
Please.
Someone, someone's there.
Tell them!
Please.
You should go to ask you to let me in.
Maybe.
Art called me and you after urgent.
Marlon!
Rosie, tell them!
I should be ignorant!
Any another life? No! Not another life! This one! This one!
As you are not, you're still archie.
Oh shit.
Manaya 125 cheer X-200.
Hey, ArcGuy talked to Kai and he said he can get in just a song.
Bro, I was one of the best cameraman in the world, bro!
I could cameraman for someone!
I could help someone, bro!
You can't spell SU without arky.
Oh wait.
Another specific $1.
Stop crying and you need to give it to him.
Don't use that word in my fucking chat!
Unnoticed OneDoll, emphasis on what's
Hey here!
Ok guys.
I'm not in bro. It's Lacey the fucking laughing at me. You fucking fat piece of bacon
Karen Baba Kena, I'm horny arky, please
Anonymous tip one dollar haven't been a cameraman since the Biden administration
Yeah, bro. Yeah, guys, I'm gonna do a little free watch part. Yeah, man. There will be an
announcement at the end of the stream. But I just can't say yet. You know, I mean, bro.
and I'm lagging
Hey but hey for your who tuned in bro you know what I mean bro hey I mean
look bro this is what I gotta say
Hey man love y'all too bro
Bollis tip one dollar you'll have to hurry to make sure you don't miss your flight to
Rapper University
You said fucking RAPPER UNIVERSITY
You gifted one dog, free another dominant sponsor
Guys, I just wanted to let y'all know
Listen, I'm best friend, dead
Dead, and we lost
And this is where I gotta go, people
I'm the MVP, and I gotta worry about it
Check me out, I'm the MVP
I'm the MVP, the MVP
Okay, I understand. I say that you're an excellent man.
Here you go.
Are you sure that we're going in this position?
I gotta be a damn dick.
This is for one minute.
Stick your foot in my shoes.
My best.
That's your Emily.
Is this the real extra, Emily?
Or is this a fake one?
They've been trolling me all day.
They've been trolling you all day.
Pitted fake Emily chats.
Fake Yu-Gi-Chats.
The MVP no more. Give a job my little son son.
Emily, hey!
What the real one?
It's the real one!
This the real Emily! Hey, Emily!
Yeah, I was just...
How you been?
Are you on your flight? Page called me.
She says you're on your flight.
You okay?
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope everything's been good for you. I'm fine.
You know what? I just been here. I'm gonna do a 24-7 watch party. I'm streamer you and you know,
have fun and vibe with the chat. You know, because I was on campus earlier. I was on campus. I was
I was on campus, look, I was on campus.
But then they sent me home.
They sent me home, they sent me home.
So they probably wait for me to start
when everyone else starts.
You know what I mean?
So bro, I'm gonna go back on campus later.
I might do my airspeed when you're rage.
Or am I gonna go to the cafeteria?
Or am I gonna go to the hallways?
I might see Bonnie.
I might just see all my friends, I might just see all my friends, I go to the door with
you guys.
You know what I'm saying, we find out.
We find out.
You know what I mean?
It'll be amazing.
You know what I mean?
Everything will be so fun.
It'll be amazing.
You know what I mean? Everything will be so fun.
You can still be on campus?
I am fighting you in NMS 5.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there guys, all right?
I'm gonna be there guys. All right. We see where we got hold on
It's okay me and Kai are still deciding I
Don't know what went into that process
I met the criteria to be selected.
But I wasn't.
We got six minutes.
Six minutes till we all go live and we start running around with Kai.
Well, we got six minutes! Six minutes!
Kai Sena active one dollar. You are not worthy.
6 minutes bro, until Christmastime is gone and we don't have fun.
Just like last year.
Just like last year, right?
Let me get my W's in.
Just like last year, bro, we gon' beat him.
You have everyone to be lit.
New Kai Titcha!
Music
Message from Kai?
Shit the fuck up! There's all the more. Just warrants!
Shit the fuck up!
Anonymous tipped $1. He sired nasty ass doing all those dug-ducks and completely blocked you from memory.
All right, Metacons. What do we do now?
Nothing!
Crescent tips $1. This is great practice for that TV show with the HCICO.
If you wasn't in mind it, don't ask the girl.
No, no, can I know to meant?
Anonymous tipping $1.
Don't worry about streamer, you're gonna have a YDF segment later.
Maybe I should just focus on myself and you know call my friends that are here bro, you
know what I mean bro, who else do I have here, who else do I have here?
Don T-Tip, $1, Arty did you see the new streamer new trailer, he just posted a new one.
So good, a new trailer!
I can't.
I want to do this with the worst thing with the footsteps
Why the fuck my name can't be an example
I can tell I'll be running this shit
I could work out boy, not no risk
Bigger, open this box with a small like
KILL IT!
Score me a tip at $1
Wait inside the app
Why do I gotta know but
What you cooking?
I want to do this with the worst thing with the footsteps
Why the fuck my name can't be an example
Silence, safe, under score 7
Cheer backs, one under two
Open this box with a small like
Pissed so many
I'll play with what I do
This way, you might want to taste it
Hey, what's up my thing?
You look great, bro.
Okay, bro, it looks great, bro.
It looks great.
Hey, everyone. So how to get a job with no experience?
Maybe you apply for many jobs, but don't get invited for interviews.
Or maybe you get job interviews, but you're never selected, amen?
This is fucking FUNNY!
Bro, I'm gonna be there, bro!
Bro, he's probably gonna call us in like today, bro, he just didn't want to be here the first
day.
He didn't want me to be here the first day!
Because there's new people!
He didn't want me to be here the first day, bro.
He wanted me to come second day!
Second day, I'll be there, bro!
3 Eastern?
Why don't we go 1 minute so 3 Eastern?
God!
Oh my God!
1 minute!
you
Maybe I'll put this on.
Put it on.
This is what I needed.
NSX underscore valid tip one dollar.
You're not going to cause a crisis if you don't want you to spread another plane.
It's my only one.
Hello, my gifts.
I've got my coat.
There you go.
It's a deal.
They must have got it.
Hey.
I don't get it. It's year two.
It's year two!
It's year two, that's what I'm saying!
the new alumni drop for day three.
You walk into a room,
everyone turns, smiles, and it goes back
to their conversations.
They say it's love not coming back. Say it's for the God.
Say it's for the God.
God!
Save us from the God, bro!
Save us from the God, we're not coming back!
Save us from the God, bro!
Save us from the God!
Maybe I'll spend the emo.
Leave me alone, evil!
Same screen card.
Good morning.
Do you want to hear a tractor-grain with fuel?
Anonymous tip of $1.
Hey, Arky, what are you doing?
You're gonna be waiting to streamer you.
We got a morning here, we got a new class coming in, next to the last class, Paige is boarding her flight!
So good, so good, so good!
Please don't take them in the air before you can't skip this 23rd moment, the alumni!
you
You can find her every day, girl You still have to love you, but
I'm gonna get in bro. He's gonna announce it. That's why I'm watching. He's gonna announce
I wouldn't boot up for nothing, bro.
He's gonna say it, bro.
I'm gonna go and last but not least, he's gonna say it, bro.
He's gonna say it, bro.
Duh, he's gonna say it, bro.
It's Kyle underscore underscore cheer X100.
RTE streamer you is starting off in Chrome
I'm gonna catch line guys line
It's loading
God! Please! Save a line! No, watch here! Please, please!
Say it!
Twitch cracked!
Please!
This is a five stages of grief.
Denying, anger, welcoming, oppression, and exceptions.
I wanna talk to you.
Paige calling me!
Paige!
We're gonna get in a wreck!
Hey Arkeey!
We're getting in right?
Arkeey!
Yes we're getting in!
Like LOL!
I'm watching because I know I know he's gonna announce it
I know he works he's gonna boot up you say
Dude.
Alumni, you'll be here tomorrow.
I noticed this.
Archie, I'm reaching this.
When we start the opening ceremony,
he says pause every way.
I know you guys are wondering about alumni,
especially Archie and Paige.
And then it's a drum roll.
I was clapping this gasp in the crowd.
I was like, ooh!
And then they're like,
and then they say,
I just bought their flights.
They're on their way.
They'll be here tonight.
Picture it.
You think so?
No, we saw it.
We didn't have that opening ceremony.
See it?
Picture it.
It might even be on the same flight.
What if he doesn't?
I don't know.
ready for the University, that's what everyone's calling it.
It comes on the outside this time.
Last year we were on the Asian...
I'm lagging! I'm lagging!
We get to figure out what it's like to really just watch it.
Alright guys, so it's time we get to watch.
We get to watch everyone.
Kai gets to go in everyone's room and be like,
hey guys, stop it.
And then DTG starts another crazy party.
And if there's a fraternity that you would probably definitely join if you were there and I definitely call it the perfect internet, the perfect internet, really just a perfected version of university one is going to be from university two.
And look, this is the best thing we can just watch from our house.
Get in there.
Am I still?
Hey.
Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, we're getting on a flight tonight.
I can't do this.
Wait, Kai's lying?
I gotta go.
He's not even lying.
Is Rekai sneaking in?
Should I hit up Rekai?
Rekai, we're sneaking in, right?
He's sneaking in.
He's sneaking in right kind.
I see why you didn't get a new canta for a good internet.
Discord? Oh my god.
God! God!
Oh my god, God! Oh my god, God!
God!
I know you're busy right now, but just real quick
Yo
I'm sorry
I'm scared
Bryce, it's time
It's time
It's time to get you in, Bryce
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've been waiting so patient
Okay, are you ready?
I'm gonna show you
I'm going to put you in a room right now
Yeah, I've been waiting so much for this
I've been waiting so much for this
Okay, are you ready?
I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna put you in a room right now
Yeah, you ready?
Yeah, I've been paying shit, bro. I'll take anything.
I'll take anything.
Bro, I'll take anything if I got you.
If you're in the room, if you're in the room, then pass.
I
Anonymous 67 tip $1. Get your ass in the bathroom, and take a shower. Maybe Ty will think about letting you in. Maybe sure to scrub.
He changed his title.
I should be in university too, that's 26!
you
You're baby, maybe when you stop crying you'll get back in.
anonymous tip at $1. If it makes you feel any better, you only need to wait another 365
more days for another chance.
Of course, Suki's not even fucking there yet, bro. Fucking Suki always fucking late.
I don't fuck with Suki.
Fuck!
I'm really not in.
Instead of getting called by Kai, I'm getting updates about sick night being in.
How am I supposed to be here, bro?
streamer you is my moment bro that's why I went full time
a group of people broke it and streamer you
how?
I'm not asking, I just want to know so I can stay away from it
Oh my god.
That's the story!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Presolute your X100.
There's still a chance, bro.
There are five days.
Head up!
Anonymous tip $1. How does it feel like Highland and everyone even you be tears of joy tears
of joy? Am I actually fucking lagging bro? Can't do shit. I can't have shit. I did everything
bro
I cried as hard as I could
I'd help my friends as much as I could
fire rescue guys share x100
go on and pack it up big doll
at least the fire academy awaits
I got a raw dog moon, how do I go about it, Jason and ween?
Judd underscore TTV, cheer X100, go back to the feed bro I am trying to see some.
Get in the car and let me see your face.
Guys, line! Please, God, I need this, bro.
Tell me, alumni are coming, right?
Right! We're gonna be there, right?
There's a lot of stuff I could've taught.
Anonymous tip at $1. Screw it, Archie. It's time to have a pie long arc and go on a revenge tour.
I did everything, everything I did. I did it to make you proud, and what did I get nothing?
I can't even yell at them, bro. I got no tears to go. I'm lagging, bro. I'm lagging!
LAG!
I need Ben and Cheer X100.
KaiLive on IG Address is a breaking.
KaiLive IG?
I
Why are you late nigga
Anonymous tip $1 price.
Y'all in the Schumer Community College don't trip.
Yeah, in the Schumer Community College, don't trip.
That's how it should work, yeah.
Why don't you think of me here?
Oh, come on, kids.
I'm not letting you go, I can't wait to hit you.
Omega Boy tipped $1.
Just put the green screen on and start dancing, Lil' Jesterboy.
Soulja Boy tipped $1.
Hey, Arkie.
It's Yo-Ding Big Breaker here trying to get in contact with you about a rolling of rapper University.
We know you didn't get accepted to SU.
Imsil's Cheer Gets 100. McDonald's just called they want their Wi-Fi back.
This is the worst shit ever.
I'm laggy, I'm not a sugar you, animal fucking bitch!
That's what I am, think I'm a little fucking bitch!
Oh man, when do we know that you're an X100?
It's okay at RQ getting in because you can't spell streamer university without a RTY.
Wake in the end, you can well GG maybe next year.
Back again, buddy.
It's gonna be okay, okay, buddy.
I'm in it, buddy.
Let's fix your life, bye, buddy.
You just gotta fly me out from Maryland, buddy.
I should storyboard this fucking week, bro.
Anonymous is one dollar.
Hello, Dean of Streamer Community College here.
We don't want you either.
Respectfully.
What the fuck is this shit?
Streamer U alumna application.
Are you not making it in?
I'm not making it in.
I got this fucking move!
Crimson tip $1.
You'll pay your wagon because they needed the Wi-Fi for streamer you and pie knew you was never getting hit.
Get out of this guy!
Fucking move, you little rat!
I got this fucking move!
I
Yeah, I know that movement back there what the fuck
What the fuck?
Kai if you need extra security bro i can hold it down bro i could be security patrol bro
Guys sit upside down fofo
Leave a comment on his post he responded to thought
I
Stay in Brazil, they didn't think about me staying fucking african in this day in Mexico nigga
You in
Can you answer my call
Let's get paid.
Hey, Arti.
Hello.
I got a question for you.
Yeah.
Can I get that right at the end?
Sure.
What do you mean?
Arti, you have more viewers than you have if you were at SU.
I'm just wondering if you could get me up there with yes, too.
We've both been grinding.
Arti, here's the thing. We've both been grinding.
Brian, here's the thing, the sharing is freaking caring.
Listen, if I'm not gonna go, I'm gonna have some of that.
So just you can raid me at that,
and I'll stay on late tonight.
You want the raid?
Yeah, I'll take it.
If you don't mind.
What are you gonna do for your string?
I'll sit and watch for my,
just sit and watch for your university.
How about you?
Yeah, I'm gonna sit and watch too.
Yeah, just sit and watch.
who are you looking for to see this icony?
What? I'm happy to see everybody.
I hope all my friends go viral and become famous.
Like UV?
I hope UV gets more popular than your stores and everyone says they don't even know that you are UVs, your best friends.
They can see UV as their dear professors tip $1.
Make it about yourself big bro.
Start your own university.
Dean T. Choudington, start their own classes, like Rizzi E. B. G. S. 101, How to Become an Elite Leader, and Intro to Writing.
Anonymous T. Choudondo, argue why you look like a chupacabra.
We should start, um...
Hey.
We should start a university called Rappers University.
Rappers University.
Who's the guy that owns...
ARPY, let's just keep our heads up.
I'm the whole heck.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
But you gotta keep your head up, oh,
if you let your head down, ay,
and all is all alone.
Remember, sometimes it's got to keep your head up, oh.
If you let your head down, ay.
What is there to be happy about?
How can you be happy?
How?
I don't know.
I don't know, dude.
Artie, what do we do?
There's nothing to be happy!
Nothing!
What do we do?
Let's sneak in.
We can do a lot, Artie.
Hey, hey.
I don't know.
Let's sneak in.
Hi Senate, tip one dollar. My bad arcade I am watching Argentine to be eating the belt to ass right now.
No we should sneak in Paige, please, bro. I just want to do it with me. So I don't be the only one to get cancelled.
I got you, I got you, let's go. Do you know where the university is at? You can find out if you go to the hospital right now.
and I'm fucking lagging!
Are you live on IRL2, kid?
Yeah.
You're not lagging?
Not lagging.
Just give me a break, don't move a word.
Great, I'll take care of the watch party over here.
You can watch with me on my watch party.
You can watch with me on the watch party
that you've raised for my watch party.
Oh
Don't be mad
Okay, you lonely to do physical comfort of freshman
What we have to go care in a fractionate warden lonely and we have to show them the ropes
I mean, yeah, I mean, that, yeah, I mean, it kind of makes sense.
I mean, yeah, I mean, for sure, yeah, it does, for sure.
Why do you look like that?
Like, I didn't love. I honestly don't.
I don't even give a care anymore.
more.
Are you next to the master?
If you're at the university right now, you'll be sitting in a big auditorium.
Our hearts are racing. We're just excited for the whole thing to start, the whole data
start. Then we're kind of getting on the stage.
And we're talking after a while, sitting next to you.
You can't believe you're getting together. You're a little over to your left body.
I can't believe I can't believe I can't believe it round two. Let's do it again
This is so sad bro, what do I do bro?
I'm lagging baby
Just trying to be a dap number one student
Go on the phone, bruh.
Soulja Boy tipped one dollar.
Hey, Arkie.
Yo, Warmer, Dean here.
Never mind, gang.
You two chopped a 10-rapper.
You no wonder yo ass didn't get
accepted to SU.
Take a shower and get a job, gang.
LOL.
Dean said that tipped one dollar.
Arkie had to stream her university right now.
Ill fire you with security.
Hey!
Wait, Archie, let's just fire a question, let's go, let's just go, let's just go.
Kyle, hold this in.
Wait, not just, I mean, oh, sorry.
Oh, Archie, listen, it's a test.
Okay, here's the thing.
Kyle's testing, he's testing.
Can you hear it enough?
He just wants us to just shut up.
Only one window to your x100 this why you ain't make it any chopped sticky and got shitty internet like damn pick a struggle song
You were 25 years old look at this 25 year old over here. I'm chillin relaxing
So I got passion
I want to be the biggest streamer in the world.
Not 26.
Dude, you have to do it on your own.
Did Speed go to Sturgeon University?
Did K-so go to Sturgeon University?
Twice?
Um...
I got you a 4K followers income.
That's the part of it.
No.
Uh.
They tried to put us to me.
I'm lagging on Discord too, bro.
I'm lagging on everything, bro.
Oh, fuck no.
Hey!
Talk to me!
Hey!
Talk to me!
Hey!
Shimmer, you is starting soon.
Maybe I'm not a good enough streamer bro, maybe that's what it is.
I can't even fucking desktop bro.
Can't do fucking shit bro.
I can't do this anymore, bro.
It's too much.
Hand up.
I'm just kidding guys, I didn't do it, I'm alive.
you
You
There's a code, but you can't get over here.
No, I thought it was going to be a cleaner, but it's not.
No, I thought it was about to get cleaned, but it's not.
No, no, no, it's my mom.
My mom's here.
And I'm lagging.
Fuck it, everybody.
I'm about to end, bro.
Fuck this shit.
Oh, I was pushing the hole through the wall.
Oh, my God.
I was so close to pushing the hole through the fucking wall.
I can't help but think
I'm gonna call you next door
I'm gonna tell you all that it's been
Even though there's a chance
It's still a matter of time
You're one of us, gang.
Yonah's here.
Yonah, if you're watching, be the greatest.
All my friends if you're watching be the greatest
I'll be cheering up
Be the greatest
And you guys be the greatest.
And I don't believe in the difference.
We all live in our children.
We still live in our children.
Um, I moved here from Canada.
I've been out of any place in this country.
I don't even have a place in ours.
I'd like to help you guys with some drink, please, when it's over, please, I need to be here!
Cecilpons, cheer X100. Don't be sad about what you missed out on. Be proud of how far you've come.
That's true.
Someone named Carter got accepted but couldn't go in. I talked to Kai he said he
will open the doors.
Maybe, maybe, we're gonna, we're gonna be lodged soon, right, Kai?
That's a lit guy.
What's my shishake?
Hey!
Let me shake!
I'm ready for class!
I mean no kind.
Hey, there's Reno Bill!
Let's go!
It's about that time we go to class, right?
Let's go!
Oh my God, bruh.
Let's go, bruh.
This is lit!
We lit!
we got one of the we got one of the 26 students blazing yo yeah blazing go
crazy bro good shit bro good shit out there bro hey blazing we starting sooner
what bro
I
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
We make a new record.
It'll be nice if you watch it.
I want to tell you what I've been working on for the past 6 years and when they're getting
into it.
Now if you're new here or if you haven't been out for a piece of music and like and comment
down below, then do really have something on the channel down below and of course don't
forget to subscribe.
Okay, so, you too!
You too!
I don't want to talk about that.
Sometimes when I'm happy, when I'm sad and down,
when I'm not happy, I don't want you talking about that.
Bend it on life!
I don't want to talk about that.
That will fart swing as soon as you get your sketch.
Oh yeah, that's a good method.
I'm taking that.
Who, who, who, who got it?
Okay
Your hair grew fast
This might be a little names
Hey, Yuki!
It's a college.
This is going to be a real simulation of how college goes.
Just way more lit and way more active.
All right, to the big creators out there
that's in the crowd right now.
This is like, y'all are going to be sending examples
of meeting new people on campus
and showing them how to really get a lot of smoke in.
Is this right here?
Damn, Kyle, you was so late.
Your hair grew, bruh.
I be watching a lot of new shit.
Look at us.
Dad, I'm excited to see everybody really cook up.
I'm going to go ahead and emphasize this.
Y'all will spark swimming as soon as you get your schedule
and as soon as you get your dorm.
Oh!
Like this?
All right, this?
Oh, it's...
All right.
All right, all right.
Be walking into the slideshow ASAP.
Oh, shit!
Let's go ahead.
Let's go!
Yeah, stop blazing.
That'll get you no extra points.
Ha!
So relax, let's get into it, all right?
Shipping your marketing.
If you're not accepted, correct places.
He's alive!
Why bro? Why must you lie to me?
Why? Why must you lie to me?
Why must you lie to me?
Okay?
Let's go ahead and go to the beach!
Let's go, Cod!
Listen, shout out to YouTube.
YouTube has that kind of-
Hey, shout out to YouTube!
...at YouTube lounges.
For you guys.
Now, what does that study mean?
You see that? We see these lounges right here?
Yeah.
Like, like, that's gonna be a nice chill area.
If I know he-
Ha-ha-ha!
All of them have to-
That's a boom.
They set up a boom-gee ramen noodle station.
Oh, shit.
Like, Lindsay, fire sauce is good eats.
Everybody who's been to college knows ramen noodles.
Woo!
And they'll see the man on the TV.
Yeah!
It's a go-to, right?
So it's up to you two to present this up.
There's also got to watch that post.
It's a laundry mat down there.
Oh!
So watch that post.
But you'll find this one in the lobby of the building.
And this one in the building.
There you go, cousin.
Keep going crazy.
Keep going crazy, cousin.
Security is undercover.
Undercover officers are all throughout campus. Okay, so anybody
Kind of pin this message and chat what he say what he say what he say
What he say
He says he's almost ready?
Okay, Omo's ready now.
Let's play like another fuck yeah.
OWER!
Oh my god.
Nigga, how long can I stop for?
Nigga!
Fuck!
Come on, Nigga!
If a nigga can stop this long, I deserve to get in!
I deserve it!
Goddamn!
I deserve it!
I got a dead young
Cuz at this point it's considered trespassing you feel what I'm saying so fuck
But yeah, it's gonna be a security at every class. I got um
Every bill on me. I've got every single thing. Let's keep moving on
Here is the university tour
Oh shit
Oh, dang, y'all are literally missing.
Corner mic, the mic.
Yeah, let me, hold on.
The mic, the mic.
This literally looks like a Fortnite match.
So, if you quit basketball,
go and ask the Interrex Center.
If you quit football,
go and ask the football center.
So, it's a lot of different things.
You go to the school, the students, teachers,
everything.
Where are we dropping, not as fast.
He's so important late late night.
Very drop it.
He's so important.
It's a whole bunch of, so that will also get mapped,
so please feel free to find everything where to go
and stuff like that.
All right.
Let's do this.
Hey, yo!
Who did that?
What the fuck?
Is that you?
Is that you, G?
Is that you?
You are gonna fight from Nigeria.
Is that you?
Yes, daddy?
He's alive.
Okay. How many times can you guys do the same fucking joke?
How many times?! How many?!
He is an idiot.
Oh
God he's live on YouTube on God on God. Let me see
Wait, he said hold almost ready. Oh my god. This is it. Hold oh
Oh
Moondom 6 is going to get 6 tips at $1
Shut up
Your content is to scratch
Kai says you have no motion slip, baby
La la la
Hold up
I believe
My Kirby's better run out, can I?
Don't
I'ma tell him, I'ma control the chat.
Don't spam L, y'all.
Spam W.
This is hard.
I got it.
I'ma control the chat.
I control it.
Yugi?
Yo!
Oh my God, this is what it looks like.
Yo, who's leaking it?
Don't leak it, bro, I'ma get mad.
What the fuck? Let me see this shit though.
Nah.
Oh my god.
Yugi, he still got no mustache in the middle, bro.
He's shit. Damn, but hey, he looking good, though.
Oh
That's uh her I fuck her she she she tough she cool
Oh
That's a nigga who looked like me. This is a nigga who's in my chat didn't right here in the back
Oh, Nick Narsenia, bro. Hey Nick Narsenia, bro. We throwing another Friday
We're throwing another Friday, bro. Let me know bro. Let me know. Let me know
Oh!
Rod Dogg Moon!
Jeremiah!
At least your T-Mu version's in.
He's got my T-Mu version!
Oh!
Oh
My god
I know when he got in
No, everyone but me. Oh shit hot tub party. Kai Tweet Kai Tweet
Oh
Rosie, good job being on D&D this time.
Ahhhh!
Nigga, where did Kaisa that tweet?
Never been embarrassed to wear the same fit twice.
Never been embarrassed to have one pair of shoes.
Never been embarrassed to sleep on the floor.
Never been embarrassed to struggle.
You gotta go through a hard times before you live lavish.
It's on the way so I'm forever humble
How come expected Archi to boot up streamer you
I'm not a lot bro. I'm a call-out. I mean bro. I'm not a lot. I'm a I'm a car guy, bro
This nigga got a boot up nigga nigga damn nigga. How long you want me to start nigga? Wait he's live. Oh shit
Hold on he live look at his life
I'm calling this nigga this nigga piss me the fuck off nigga. How long you want me to start nigga damn
They gonna wait in the fucking room and boot up!
Fuck!
Call him a snicker, man.
They gonna boot up, man.
If he blocked me, he blocked me, bro.
If he blocked me, he blocked me. Oh, God.
I think he's on DnB. He's on DnB. I'm not calling again. I would just say I butted out of.
Another behind the scenes TikTok!
It's happening oh my god, oh my god, he's actually live he's actually live
Yo
Oh my god
Oh my god.
Go on.
Test, test, test.
Go on.
Is that Sammy?
Is that fucking Sammy right here?
Is that fucking Sammy got in?
Sammy, how the fuck you get in?
Go on.
What?
Is this a semi-no?
It doesn't look a semi-get it?
Cutie!
Is Cutie here?
Cutie!
I knew my friends would be in the chat!
Oh my God, Archie right now.
Cutie, cutie, cutie, cutie, you think we can still run a stream?
It's cutie while everyone's gone?
You think we can do like a baking stream?
You know what I mean?
Everyone's gone and stuff. You can do 75.
That's right.
She's busy.
She got 14 collabs lined up, she's gonna...
Okay!
Get me!
Cutie!
Yeah, when my dog comes back?
Cutie!
Yeah, when my dog comes back?
Oh, the fuck?
He's with Thunder and Jordan and Cheeky.
Oh my God.
No.
I hope you've been well and um and um congrats on the engagement that's very beautiful
I got much can a nigga take wrong how much can a nigga take but this whole field is our
I don't fucking feel bro
KAY?
I got pulled!
Y'all wanna go swim?
Y'all looking at some bad pictures of cutie shit?
Y'all mad?
I've been working on my home town now
I've been working ball free
But nobody around is down
RedvendorSport underscore 2x cheer X100
They all looking up YOLO from Pella
Especially the one down here
Yo!
Behind the scenes
Why did what the fuck this nigga look like me
Go I made it
I mean, I think that's another way.
That boy JZW, what a fucking Jason wearing a hat.
Kai said five minutes? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
How long, how long can I go and have a sitting there, bro?
Guy!
Oh my god.
No way.
It's time.
Listen,
Undercover officers are all throughout campus y'all are safe. Okay, so anybody
I see these tiktoks already got snitching on yourselves, okay? You know what I'm saying? So like
if you feel like doing something stupid, it's gonna be bad because at this point it's considered
time. You feel what I'm saying? So just think twice, but y'all are good. It's gonna be a security
At every class that I got, um, every dorm that I got, every single thing.
Let's keep going.
He is the university tour.
Oh, shit.
He's alive?
Hold on, there's got to be W's for real.
I feel like I'm going fucking skits off.
security go get you security then I'm spotted in this river University
uniform. Oh my God.
Yo.
No.
I'm really good at shit.
Oh, he ready.
Yo, that's fire.
What the fuck?
Sammy made it.
Holy shit.
Okay, okay
He's live
Okay, I'm not a lot just don't boot up you didn't gotta go live bro
I'm a lot fuck take the day off. You don't work hard. You didn't gotta put up
Just take the day off. You didn't even go in my heart, right? Take the day off and and bro
Just boot up boot up tomorrow. Look if I don't fuck sure you got to be five days
Take it three
You know what I mean, bro
You didn't got to go live look at Ron's tweet wave wave, bro. Wait, bro. Send me all the shit. What's going on any feet?
But God did I take the day off?
Excuse me take the day off
invite the alumni get ready get locked in and then send me to invite Wendy
made it maybe this shit does not look like Schumer University
we're gonna do 40 hours whatever you guys donate or whatever you guys reach I'm
I'm going to match.
That's what the plan is.
I'm going to invite people to play.
England scored.
The charity event is the first day
I'm going to do the car watch, which I'm going to invite people to.
I said, Streamer, you're looking at a little different.
Uh-oh.
Kai Senate, tips $1.
Hey, Arcade, impact your back.
You can play.
Yes, you go get a car watch by the room and oh, shoot.
Arcade watching, guys.
Unfortunately, Arcade, I'm so sorry.
We did not make it in.
We?
We didn't.
Like, we should lose all of our money.
It's early to day of.
No, don't say that.
It's not over till it's over.
He's gonna announce it.
I've never had thermal.
It's today.
Fuck, did she see my chat?
I literally didn't have thermal.
if she didn't see my chat.
Suki's late?
Oh my god, how the fuck is Suki fucking late?
It's a fucking everyday!
God damn it, nigga!
You're always fucking late!
Kind of new video?
Let me check the classroom.
YELL!
Guys, y'all ready?
Y'all ready, guys?
I'm ready to, hey guys, I'm ready to boot up the job.
I'm ready to boot up the job.
I'm ready to, hey guys, I'm ready to boot up with y'all, bro.
Yugi, yo, I said that.
Yano, yo, let's get everybody, let's go.
Kaipin, oh my God.
What did he say?
Oh my God, Kaipin.
Welcome!
Welcome to the city.
Silky tip to $1.
Hey hey Silky, don't fucking say shit about me bitch and show you get that damn on your face.
IG LIVE!
We are officially here, Streaming University 2026 is officially here.
Everybody go to the Twitch, everybody go to the YouTube, it's about that time, it's
about that time.
University is officially here. Everybody go to the YouTube or go to the Twitch. My Twitch is
costing that. My YouTube is costing that live. So everybody go right now. And we are starting
right now. YouTube chat is here. Twitch chat. Oh my god. Oh my god. Damn, he looks tired,
bro. He's probably been working hella hard, bro. He then has got no sleep. Damn.
That's tired, bro, hopefully you get some rest holy fuck. You see the eye bags
Five five more days, bro. You can take a little break bro. You can rate me after two if you want to if you feel like it
Whatever that choose to watch on hope you guys enjoy I'm not gonna lie as you we are officially here
Streaming University 2026 is officially here.
Everybody, everybody go to the Twitch.
Everybody go to the YouTube.
It's about that time.
Streaming University is officially here.
Everybody go to the YouTube or go to the Twitch.
My Twitch is constant that my YouTube is constant that live.
So everybody go right now.
And we are starting right now.
YouTube chat is here.
Twitch chat.
Oh my God, where?
Oh my God.
He's just posing a naughty.
Oh my God, look at his drawers, look at his socks.
Oh my God.
Only fucking 20 fucking years.
Only fucking 20 years later, God damn it.
Come on, we ready.
What in the fuck is this?
Ms. H. Sheer X100
you
I
Know that Tyson that told me himself. He's doing an announcement for the alumni at the end of the stream. I promise
You're chopped
Oh
I got a big of my phone, I got a big of your phone nigga, I called you!
S-U-H-U-H-U-H-U-H-U-U-H-U-H-U-H-U Junior University
S-U!
but with a student double class, where'd you get at, where'd you get at?
all coming to think of a class in that, class in that
with my application and trying to see if all accepted
I'm a male class
damn you got fight gift here, I'm not a... I'm a bitch
I'm saying, I'm saying, I got S-U on my back
S-U on my back, back, back, you custom-ed
And he bring a hot yo' beat, cause it's gon' be a shock attack
I'm missing through my signature shout out to that
But I hear my jiggles if they lay down when it's dead
Uh, walking through a shoe, me that's a dark pack
I hate doing play, so you better watch your back
If my hot fag's a bitch hot, I know she hot as a duck
Now I love the reggie, smoking on some pack
I'm ready!
Come on!
Ah, I'm ready!
Come on!
I'm ready, kid!
I'm ready!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I know what I'm saying, you guys.
I ain't got it in school.
Ain't got no got-
I'm down.
you
ARK on tiktok bro ha ha ha ha if you guys want to follow me she my first tiktok will be happening soon. I
Did get the og first tiktok soon
Yo, it's soon it's happening right now right now
Yeah
I want to see straight S.U.
Oh my God! Time to ask you to fucking shot!
That's me!
God, that's me!
Oh my god.
I
I need a booster, I need a booster, I need a booster, do not laugh, I need a booster,
okay?
Let me check it real quick.
All right?
Max, there's no alerts, right?
You cannot hear alerts.
I do not want to hear any alerts.
We're going to get right into this.
Okay?
We want to get right into this.
Okay, you want to get right into this, yeah?
Oh my God.
We gonna get,
hold on, we gotta get this overlay over your production.
Yo, production, you gotta write to it.
We ain't gonna do no wrong talking,
I'm just waiting.
We here.
I see.
Hey, be quick.
Sonny, how we sound right now?
Sonny?
Sonny, how are we sounding right now?
Sonny, you made it?
It is me, okay.
It is me, good.
How to sound right now?
I know I'm late, I know I'm late,
but it wasn't, no,
asked me early, chat. I was asked me early, bro. It's literally, I got to put some warnings
out, bro. Combined chat. Okay, summy. See, like, why does production decide to do this
right now? Oh, shit. But like, why do we decide to do this right now? Not going to change
all these, not a little, bro. Kai, now deal. How are you going to change all these overlays?
I know it's a kind of-
It's cool though.
Now it says live it's a switch.
Gigi's in the chat now.
Everybody say Gigi's in the chat, bro.
Gigi.
This says vlog is a switch.
Everybody say Gigi's in the chat, bro.
Like, come on, oh no.
Really?
I could run it?
Really?
Look at this.
I could vlog it on my switch, bro.
I could run poems for you.
Are you serious?
I could run this for you.
Why would we decide to use new things while I'm talking?
Cause he's gonna get me in.
That's why I'm holding it, Kate.
Now, feel me, Jack.
You feel me?
Okay, but what, no, all right?
Come on, come on, there you go, come on, come on, there you go.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, my boy, come on, my boy, we gotta do better.
Come on, bro, lock in, lock in, lock in, okay?
Jack, I'm gonna explain what's been going on.
If you guys are locked right now, say locked, okay?
I'm going to explain what is happening currently
right now, bro, check that you are,
really check that you are, what the?
Okay, I'm locked, I'm locked, I'm locked.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, fuck!
Oh
Okay, be patient there's always gonna be something going on
Daniel
Okay, relax relax relax relax relax relax. We're just relax dude. Just relax
Daniel, I don't see I'm taking you are out. There's nothing on this you are
It's really a fucking display of what I see
Relax, it's a shooting with the overlays relax. I have anything
How can I check? Hey, I'm gonna let fire Daniel give me fire Daniel. Give me check this court
What do you mean check this one? Okay, this new overlay. Okay. We're gonna check this court. We're gonna put this right here
Okay, hold on check
We're gonna go right here. We're gonna put this this court right look at this overlay. Oh, we got a lot
Yeah, we have a story. Okay
Nothing has happened to the check
It's just like I type in the URL. There's nothing on the chat. Not with a tech team. No, what's a team?
What do I do now?
What do I do now y'all? Oh, it's like
Daddy chill chill chill come on. This is amazing man
It's like right now tell me like it's blank
What do I do now?
Refresh?
It's time to refresh it, guys.
It's time to get into big dough.
Hey, I refreshed it.
I refreshed it.
What now, tech team?
How about now, tech team?
What do we do now?
Is it like a sizing thing?
Is it not?
It's going to be a certain size.
Like, what's going on right now?
Final link.
Okay.
The tech team has 78 final link, guys.
Hold on.
They have 78 final link.
It's like what's going on right now
Finally, okay the detecting has 70 a final link guys
Hold on. They have 70 a final link guys. Let's check it. Shall we let's get it. Okay. Yes
Okay, let's go down real quick. Let's go down. I don't see a link. Daniel. I there's no link. It's just a great bar
Okay, he's a link now. Okay. I'm gonna try this one. Oh, it's good. It's good. It's good. Okay
Hey, W!
All right, W's in the chat, it's good.
Now, we'll see right here.
Okay, you two, it's good.
All right, no, but then you know, okay.
Oh, this is what happens when we let CD,
I mean, it's the other CD.
And we're gonna study them things.
You know the animation, I will on it, bro.
I want the CD to swing in.
I want the chat to like, swing in.
Oh.
I don't want, this is like something like professional.
Like the color's not even red and purple.
Oh, shit.
Son of a bitch, I'm not a son of a bitch, man!
Why don't we just make this funny?
Fuck son of a bitch?
Who would get at it with no other way for you, dude?
It's way more smoothie and sharper.
Anyways, I know you've been waiting, okay?
You're fucked, son of a bitch.
But look at those rules of trial before we get to it, all right?
I'm going to say it morning.
I'm going to put up a clean water for y'all, boys, okay?
Here is my water for y'all.
Anybody who decides to trespass campus, okay, make sure it's updated on every scene, okay?
I'm going to give you all the money, okay?
Anybody who ends up on campus that is not supposed to be on campus, I feel bad for them.
you police are here and this year is the last year safety is first please
I'm not talking about fail and stress passing may result into arrest okay I
have something worse I'm not excited and stuff like that
every year oh if you end up breaking in for your own benefit it's over like
You're all not in a list. I have a team of people scouting on every platform right now. You would not be able to be on each university ever
Okay, it's happening every year, but you would not be able to be on all she university ever
Okay, cut to 2026 before I head over there. I'm very proud of you
You know, I'm very proud of you. I'm so eager to meet a bunch of the new creators and I'm asking my my
support me okay I don't know if you guys are wondering I know people knew and stuff
like that yeah please support the smaller community on these campus all
right support everybody down on the shore but please go to extra steps to
support a a photo small creator yeah we guys go to streaminguniversity.com okay
If you go to streameruniversity.com, you can easily navigate your way to any of the students.
It is very simple.
Okay, it is very simple.
All of the students are on the website.
Once you get them, you can go to the game.
So, all your information is on there, on top of that,
I know merch is available now, everything's available now.
We're gonna just take you on a road,
20 to 26, it's your young year.
Let's see what y'all got going on.
And, um, spare up the W's and the chats,
spare up the W's and the chat thing,
and the W's, I'm very excited to show y'all
what we'll be going down, okay?
All right, hold on, is that, am I missing anything?
Am I missing anything?
And I'm missing anything holy shit
Dude, he's there has to go. What the fuck?
Maybe I'm like, he's a charge the niggas bro. Hey, I'm gonna say anything. Hey, I'll pay to go in
Is that it?
This is like this is like this is like the craziest this is like
Now they have to perform students and professors now and it's up to you guys to perform and do whatever you want
We're about to break down the rules.
Alumni.
We're going to ceremony.
Alumni.
We're going to break down everything.
Alumni.
This is a 24-7 event.
Y'all know, I'm not going to be streaming 24-7.
Y'all can expect two, that can expect two hours, okay?
Every two hours, every day to do updates.
Some days may be longer.
Some days may be longer, okay?
With every question and everything I'm wondering in the chat, we will be addressing at the
opening ceremony.
I love that!
Until then...
No, no, no, hey. Take your socks off.
Go ahead, grab your blanket.
Go ahead, grab your snacks.
Get your family.
Rub that feet together.
Lay back, chill, relax, and enjoy.
Okay? I love y'all so much.
All right? I love y'all so much.
Yo, see me! See me! Get your butt ass in here!
Yep. Oh my god. He's gonna...
See me looking studious. See me looking studious.
Okay, bro.
Oh, shit.
We see you have a Gucci belt.
I got a place in here.
No, we see you have a Gucci belt.
No, bro. We see you have a Gucci belt.
We see you have a Gucci belt.
I'm sure enough.
We see you have a Gucci belt.
I'm sure enough. I'm sure enough.
I have one Gucci belt.
I got a short off, bro.
Oh, shit.
I got it.
So, birthday is when we get up some.
Adam, tell it.
He not slick.
That's what I'm gonna say. He not slick.
What?
I put out my favorite last night.
Mm-hmm.
Me too.
What did you go?
Mm-hmm.
I put out my favorite last night too.
Tell them what creators are you planning to see for 20206?
Archie!
All right, now.
Which creators are you guys excited to see?
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're going to see what's going to happen.
Hold on.
We call them minds.
Why did they say which?
OK.
Why did they say which people you were ready to see from 2026 lineup?
Like there's going to be more people from outside the 20206 lineup.
I believe
Oh yeah?
I believe
Oh, I'm not gonna do it
Chad, I believe we all are on IRL, hold on
I believe
I believe we all are on IRL
I believe we all are on IRL-CV
We all are on IRL-CV
Um, hold on
Production overlays on the ad
What the fuck, ad?
Production overlays on the ad
I can help out man, thank you!
Chad, let's have a good time
Let's have fun
Alright, god damn, whatever, production, production, production, there's Addy, good job production,
good job production, I like that out of you.
Wait, ask him, he's speaking.
Okay, I believe, look, let's see, I got the old chat, I got the old chat on, I got the
old one on, how are you guys going to share it for that?
Ask his title, streamer university day one, I'm waiting.
all the overlays. Let's make sure that's done first. Let's make sure it's YouTube and Twitch.
I don't know why we follow Sunny's dumb request for a new chat. Okay?
Hold on. How many followers we have? Niga, we went up fucking 20 on all scenes.
We make sure everything is good. We make sure everything is good. I'm excited if you
I'm excited to see the campus, I'm excited to see what's going on, who else is excited,
it's family, if you're excited, I'm pumped, I'm very ready.
Cool.
Look like a handsome possum in the suit.
You do?
What?
How do I look like a possum?
I don't look like possum.
I look like possum?
Yes.
That's something.
No, right?
Sorry.
You're like a handsome possum.
Handsome possum.
Okay.
Handsome Pops!
Okay...
SonnyTekTeen just said
Sonny Link is ass
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna leave ours on IRO
Okay, it's leaking something damn
Something is leaking I believe
I don't know what it said
I don't know what that's leaking right there
The TekTeen I repeat the TekTeen this sh**t it on Sonny's request
Sonny's not even on the TekTeen
F**k Sonny man!
Nigga, F**k Sonny!
You know what, bro?
What?
Bro gets...
What's that called?
Who do you mind? I think you can just run stuff.
Hey, bro, you're like your own team!
You know?
Nigga, I'm on a team, right, Kyle?
Yo, son of a... I like a lot.
It's between... I don't know who this is like...
More, bro. Between you...
Yes, you are something.
Yo!
No!
No, no, no, no!
Yep, Sonny looking, I mean,
Cuddy looking real studious.
Ha ha ha!
Cuddy got that uniform on!
Cuddy, I see you, my boy!
Oh, F is F, it's F's, it is F's, it is F's.
How is it F's?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, is it F-ing?
Hold on.
Cod!
It's okay.
Let me stop panicking. You know, I'm trying to calm down. Okay. Good. All right. Okay. All right
I wanted a Iro phone, but it's a F now
It's HDMI
Come on come on guys
Is it good yes or no?
It's lacking out here and there
Hey, smoke on the spot.
Okay, I was informed that there's really good Wi-Fi all over campus.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's good. Okay, we're back. It's good.
Uh oh, he got a crash. He got a bad HD-
Oh yeah, go, you said what? It's lagging again.
I don't I'm trying to make sure it's good
Yes, it changed out the ACM. I'm on guys. That should be boxed it
Come on guys, let's let's come on guys
It's good now, but the ACM I need to be changed soon
Come on. Oh my god
Good.
It's aint as good.
Okay.
Can we make sure everything is good, guys?
Yeah.
Is it good, all right?
They're saying it's good.
Hold on, let me keep going.
Let's test it, y'all.
Patience is everything.
I learn patience, okay?
Architina's scored.
Oh my God.
Coblack is fucked.
It's the first comment I see in a while.
Really?
Are you serious?
Look, show around, show around the campus, he be, show around the campus.
Look how beautiful this looks!
Look how, I ain't gonna lie, where am I going?
This campus chat, I ain't gonna lie bro, I ain't gonna lie, this campus is insane y'all,
show em.
It's insane bro, this campus is really good.
It's really good bro, it's looking really good.
He-Self-Hunch cheered X100.
You're about double the average followers.
It's looking really good.
It's giving you about half the average of the professors.
So in other words, you're overqualified for student and half-waded professor club leader.
No!
Don't say that.
I believe.
Hi. It's about that time.
It's about that time.
All right.
There you go, listen, all right.
Oh my God.
2026 is right in here.
Oh my God.
You can watch this back at the end,
but you know, like, I'm just going to wish everybody good luck.
And yeah, they're gonna see what happens.
Thank you for being here.
Oh.
If y'all ready for 2026, say hell, yeah.
If you ready for action, 2026, say hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Play that shit, play that shit.
2026, make some fucking noise, y'all!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
They ain't ready in that bitch.
I'm gonna lie, they ain't ready in that bitch.
Woohoo!
Damn!
We get them!
I can't see!
Yielding!
Red!
Seen him!
Body!
Jason!
Okay, okay, okay!
Yielding!
Play the music, play the music!
2026 makes some fucking noise!
Yeah
Chat already good chat already good. I believe the chat is good. I'm not gonna lie to y'all
Yo, I see a lot of good people in here bills over in the building
Okay
Y'all ain't a building. Yeah, no, okay shaz in the building you
Okay
All right, so listen I take enough enough for the time. We trying to get y'all
Shakes to the streaming all right shit. I'm very excited. You know, it's good to see everybody here
Jay shock now, and I see you wish I next act
Hi, I love your shit. I love it. Oh cute guns. What you at? I see your stuff. You know, I mean
Open this ceremony though, right?
Let's get into it
We're going to be breaking out of rules and everything that's going on for this year.
Cheshire bitch, let's go. Fuck you!
First off, welcome to 2026 Streaming University.
Kyle, I'm waiting.
Let's go to the next slide.
All right, so just informing everybody here,
Streaming University has its own category, okay?
Meaning that y'all should be under Streaming University
so it's easy for the viewers to find where you guys are at.
It's on, it's on category on Twitch.
If you're streaming on YouTube, just do what I think.
You feel what I'm saying?
Let's go ahead and go to the next slide.
All right, here we go.
Pay attention.
Oh.
Here are the rules of extra.
No filming in the bathroom.
It's good to get out of there.
Okay.
Who's, no filming in the bathrooms, all right?
Do not go against TOS regardless of what platform
you're streaming on.
So whatever the rules are, just try to stick with that as much as possible.
Number one thing for me personally, respecting others, no circumstances.
So we've ever just, I wasn't going to go into this, to a crazy extent.
You know, where the chemistry gets thrown off.
All right.
Camera ops.
You guys are here not to make content, but to record the content.
Okay.
I know a lot of humans have chemistry with a camera ops, which is fine.
You know as long as you guys are just not you know in front of the camera too much
Just make sure y'all have their creators, and y'all just do what I do. You know, okay? No outside guest
If I catch anybody trying to do something with some outside guests
It will lead into being expelled
Last year we didn't really expel nobody
Rukai was like one of the only ones who got expelled
I'm glad his dumb ass not here. Okay
But this will leave this will lead into a spell expelling because this year is a
little bit more serious and I'm not trying to stop y'all from grinding but
if it has to go to that point it will go to that point all right I guess some
water can't you look at all shit no discussing the location though that is
another thing that can lead to being expelled so far you have been doing a
great job I know there's some things you can't handle and stuff like that
That location is in for God.
Because we're the fuck out of here.
Leave the location, right?
Shit, fuck I'm a loser.
Do not, this is one of the biggest issues last year.
I know how it feels.
I know that I want to keep that people.
I understand that.
Oh my God.
Please do not interact with the fans.
Do not stop to take pictures, all right?
Do not do things that's going to hype them up.
Because that's what you're just enabling them
to keep messing things up.
And if the event gets messed up, it's going to be bad.
So try to wait for realistic and try to just, you know,
play in natural, okay?
Let's go to the next slide.
Respect the campus.
First of all, round of applause for the campus
for letting us use this this year.
I think y'all gonna absolutely love it.
This campus is great.
Oh, governor, sushi.
And they literally are making sure y'all are all good
and help them out as much as possible.
So shout out to the college for allowing us to do this, okay?
No smoking!
Reg, you was planning on smoking?
Man, you can tweak it, man. Me and my niggas gonna get high, Kai.
You don't have to find me about that shit.
Me and Suki gonna get high.
No smoking!
No drinking!
Drink it!
Let it see!
No drinking! Hey, y'all wanna see it gonna happen?
I forgot the YDF, she's right here.
This is her.
Now here's the thing.
This is one thing that the past alumni did, OK?
No disrespecting the school name or logo, all right?
This is a more of a family, a brotherhood,
or a brother and sisterhood, you feel what I'm saying?
One big family to be able to represent in the right way,
and let's show out, all right?
Next slide, please.
Some of you, a lot of you know about this,
but Community now has an app.
I've downloaded the app.
There's an app on the app store for y'all to communicate with each other look at announcements see how to flow a day will be
All right, you can talk to your professors you can talk to other girls
It's its own app you guys are the only ones that have access on the app the public does not all right. Let's go ahead
I downloaded that curfew
Yeah
curfew hold on let me talk let me talk let me talk
put them little niggas inside let me talk right keep the little niggas inside
hold on wait hold on listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen curfew
they had curfew last year too everyone must be back in your dorms by 11 pm now listen you
You guys can mingle in the buildings.
I don't care if y'all up till 5 AM.
Whatever y'all want to do.
Y'all can go to dorm the dorm, all right?
Just make sure y'all kind of in the dorms
and not around the campus.
Please, we're gonna be talking that every day
to see who's actually following that route.
It's a safety precaution, all right?
Oh, yes, go ahead.
Wait, who's in there?
Oh, I missed something.
What's the example of something?
Who's y'all seeing?
What's up with what I see?
Listen to me.
I see everything.
Hold on, no, because y'all don't be believing me.
I see everything that happens on this campus.
Thank you for stitching.
Bizzles, sit your little ass down.
All right, here is an example from a student,
the semester hasn't even started yet.
This student CJ, CJ stand up for me.
Where he at?
Let's not, hold on, let's not be CJ, okay?
They call it CJ.
This student CJ said,
I've been calling party to me to start up the school year,
You know the vibe.
Class of 2026, make sure Deans and that don't find out.
Free until 12 p.m. after 12 p.m.
10, get this subs.
Be there or hear about it.
PSA, I will be walking around campus
with the flyer to promote it.
Tell a friend and tell a friend, all right?
So, and listen, and listen, if y'all don't respect me,
try me, you feel what I'm saying, try me.
I see every...
Oh, no!
OK, sit, sit, sit, sit.
She'll ask them.
Go ahead.
We throw in parties.
I don't care.
We throw in parties.
Let's not be a CJ, all right?
Only SU students and staff, if you don't know someone,
say something.
It's really important for safety to happen this year.
If you don't know somebody, look around.
Try to men go see who's who.
If you don't know someone, say something.
We need to stick together and make sure everyone is safe.
What the fuck you supposed to staff for?
The SU students and staff should be on campus, okay?
Next one, safety.
All right, as you guys can see,
we have a very police and nice campus security
right here to our left.
All right, this is police security
and undercover officers are all around campus.
Oh, sure.
The precinct is room 106
and the bookings room, if you get booked,
is 104C and 105 and the new sensor.
Go to the next slide.
Let's go add an introduction to the head captain
for streaming university school safety, Phantom.
Yo, Phantom, what's the matter?
Hey, yo, how you feeling?
Hi.
That's a fact.
So as you know, shout out to Decent that,
You know what I'm saying? Make some noise for these in that real quick.
Alright, safety is the most important thing on campus, alright?
I have my safety officer here. We have a preset.
If anybody wants a snitch or a rat, please raise your hand now.
Thank you. I will be seeing you soon.
Alright, put it down. Damn, look out the camera man.
Alright, alright, listen up. Listen up for real.
I wonder whose body is coming.
If you act up, we will come get you, okay?
live checked up then you get snatched up bitch you might be first if you act up
we will come get you all right we bring you down to bookings you'll be there for
a little bit if your chat want to bond you out we could talk something out
besides that a lot of beautiful people here you understand so I expect all of
us to have fun, be safe, you know what I'm saying, and enjoy Schriemer University 2026,
y'all. Make some noise. Let's do it. I'm ready. His partner in crime is Officer Walton. Come
show your face real quick. These are the big two right here, right? Hey, hey, how y'all doing? How y'all
doing? Everybody good? Make some noise. Make some noise. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. The big two.
Let's go ahead and go to the next slide, please.
This is tip $1.
That face, that's looks like a big on phantom.
We are enforcing a new detention system.
Currently in detention.
Tell me y'all, hold on, hold on.
The only way you get, this is your last warning
before being expelled.
If you cross, it's good to have fun,
it's good to have fun and be good.
But if you keep crossing the boundary
of just doing crazy stuff that is literally
just ruining the event, you will have to be
going to detention, which is located in the library.
Not only that, your stream will automatically
cut to this flyer right here.
Oh, what the fuck?
Not only that, it being your last warning,
you'll be set with a time of amount that you have to,
you have to be there, all right?
Do not cross lines, bro.
This is gonna be free time out the window.
Your viewers will know that you will be in detention.
Okay?
What happened, Billzo?
Wait, can they watch me if I'm in detention or?
No.
Wait, we're getting into everything, all right?
Go ahead.
Because that's what you get content.
All right.
Here's the first quick event to ice-pick things, okay?
Stream Sniper.
Pay attention to these rules.
Stream Sniper.
Starting tomorrow, you all will be assigned
a fellow student that you need to tag live on stream
stream with the prize for the winner. You can only use water guns that we
provided. Any unauthorized water guns will get you eliminated from the
contest. Okay? They did that last year. Classy. I remember.
Mr. Beast! Calm down. Hold on. We have a video for Mr. Beast himself. Okay?
All right here we go everybody be quiet and listen to what Beast has to say.
How's it going Schumer University? I'm sure you guys are all learning tons of
stuff. Yeah. You guys are doing anything stupid. I'm sure everything is just going
amazing. Everybody's being respectful and cool and chill and to celebrate such an
amazing experience you guys are having at Schumer University. I hid 10 briefcases
with $10,000 inside of each of them randomly throughout campus. They're
first-come-first-served. You find a briefcase, you win it inside. Good luck.
Calm down. Okay. Hold on. Relax. Everybody sit. Relax. Wait. No, no, no, no. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Right? No, no, no. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Relax. Listen. Listen. Listen.
Calm down. All right.
As we said, throughout the semester, there's 10 free pages to find.
two of them will be deployed each day you will get the announcement when they
are deployed for right now if for night now the first briefcase is hidden if you
have a yellow sticky note under your seats you have one ten thousand dollars
Yo, who got it?
You guys want 10,000
Who got it?
You fucking crook you have what wait wait fuck
McQueen has won $10,000 offer it
Okay
McQueen has won
$10,000 offer it
Wait, that was the guy I met at the basketball, right?
Alright, calm down guys, calm down, calm down.
Let's go to the next slide real quick.
Hold on, hold on.
Drizzy!
Calm down.
Wait, before we get into this, before we get into this, I'm gonna warn y'all, I'm gonna
warn y'all.
The next, hold on, the next briefcase, hold on, the next briefcase will be deployed after
dinner or during the dinner at 7 p.m. you will hear the
announcement. For now we have a message from Drake. Drake, I
want to tell you I something. All right. Hold on. Calm down.
Everybody be quiet. 2026 back for another year. Bro.
Congratulations to everybody that got accepted. Bring out
right. New creators, all the veteran creators. Hope you guys
make the most of this opportunity. Hope you learn
something. I hope you're able to teach each other things and
on behalf of us at OVO.
Bring out the graph.
Well, actually I left you a few things in the room
to make this story.
So, tell us about it.
They got OVO.
10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 6.
Thank you.
All right.
So, calm down.
All right.
Rojo.
All right, listen.
All right, listen, guys.
Listen, guys.
And everybody rooms, Drake sent out some gifts for y'all
and stored it in y'all rooms.
So when y'all get there,
he just wanted to say that much today.
And yeah, okay, let's go to the next part.
Oh my God.
Now let's get into the university tour.
Pay attention, okay?
Y'all got to understand this at the back of y'all hands.
I'm pretty sure y'all will get maps and stuff,
so it's gonna be easy.
Let's go into the first slide.
All right.
So as you guys can see,
Like this doesn't even do justice
on how big this campus is.
Damn!
It's gonna be really big campus, okay?
There's the Bailey Library,
there's a whole bunch of stuff located on here,
and we will hand it out.
Go ahead, next one.
Niggah, last year we got Jansport, Niggah.
Okay.
And they got OVO.
There are two student dorms.
I'm a crash.
One for this, wait, it's an alumni!
Alumni!
And there's one for the camera people.
Say I'm gone.
Next one.
All right.
There are,
Listen.
Confessional booths.
There are confessional booths.
They don't go to sit alumni.
I didn't read it.
There is one in each dorm building.
One in Miller and one in VZ, okay?
Now listen, take the confessional booths
as an opportunity to just let it out.
Just talk your shit.
Somebody pissing you off, just talk your shit.
Just go ahead and let it out, okay?
Be messy, say the T, whatever y'all wanna do, okay?
Just say it in the confessional booths, all right?
If y'all could do that without being like,
if y'all could duck off from y'all's stream
and invent in there and not do it while y'all on stream,
it don't make any problem.
Find out why.
Go ahead again.
All right.
Lacey, come on.
Lacey, come on, bro.
Okay, here are the meals, okay?
Meal times are listed on your schedule
and served buffet style.
Bucket Lacey.
Second floor.
I ain't gonna lie it's a nice it's a nice it's a nice cafeteria. All right next
All right, YouTube has a lounge, okay, what so this is also on the first floor the student life and technology
Center this kind of gonna be the hub of everything
We have real YouTube staff on standby if they got any questions whether it's regarding some of your channels
Whether it's water any help where you to be there to provide and have you I have fun
This is actually pretty cool in there next
Janitors
There are three janitors listen to me. Hold on. Hold on
Listen to me when I say this. Okay. There are three janitors. Say oh god. If y'all
Cleaned
All right, y'all go ahead and reach out to them. Let's go to the next one. Say oh god. This next door
Come on Chris, come on Chris.
Come on Chris, come on.
And next slide please.
These are the janitors, alright.
Yes, Chris, Chris used to be, you know, head of operations for the goddamn, you know, Dean,
but he'd been doing a terrible job, so now that I think I asked him, right.
Oh my God, please, please, please.
Bro, he's gonna, alright, come on.
Bro, he's gonna announce the alumni, right.
Right this street. No, I'm gonna be already chosen. No, there's no way. There's no way. There's no way. I know how he works
I know how you work. I'm in a service. Just don't violate Marty. I seen your tiktok already yet dirty-ass insides, bro
Please let's keep it real. Look about me any service and he wiping down anything. Yeah, I need I'm here for y'all
This shit good shit. I'm just trying to get my job back
I want to be a professor again. So yeah, yeah, hold it down
And so yeah, so y'all do y'all thing bro if y'all need me anything just head up Kello and Devonte
Just don't be dirty, you know, I know there's a lot of tan niggas. It's gonna be dirty
You know I'm saying and I don't know what he's talking about
You know
He fit the package and shit. So yeah, you're locking GZ arc. Yeah
Next, we have a much better support tech room which is located on room 105 in the
Student Light and Technology Center as you guys can see it's kind of going to be
the building just for everything you know tech related or anything you want to do
and all that stuff okay. This is there for any streaming setup or tech related
questions anything going wrong you guys go say to them. Next,
What's that?
What am I looking at?
Welcome to Streamer University.
My name is Taylor with the Limited IRL,
and we're excited to join you over the next few days
to make streaming on and off campus as seamless as possible.
We're outside!
We're below my bus!
We're delighted you've chosen Streamer University
as your trusted academic institution.
If it's your first time on IRL streaming, you might be nervous.
There's a lot you can't control.
But don't worry, by the end of today, you'll feel like a brother.
TvU has partnered with IRL Toolkit and TvU Networks to make streaming simple and even better, it's already been set up for you.
Everyone have their stream radio phones?
Uhhhh...
First, we'll stream you. Tell me it's your phone.
Everyone get the free TvU!
You can install it on your stream radio phone, you'll find two apps.
We'll start with TvU Go.
TvU Go is how you'll IRL stream when you're on and off campus.
TvU Go combines your phone's Wi-Fi and cellular data into one stronger connection.
That means, if one connection becomes weaker, your stream stays live.
The nerds figured it out, so you couldn't just worry about clip farming.
Wait, so it's like if my main girl is busy and I just have my side girl on standby?
Huh?
Do we really give you that both at the same time?
Do we?
Both?
Wait, really?
We're done!
Just like in life, when you're shrooming, you might hit a few bumps.
Bitrate is how much video data you're sending.
Bitrate.
Good connection?
Good bitrate.
Bad connection.
Basic.
We're ready to go live.
Turn on your TV, you go app, and then hit the red button to start live streaming.
You can also use picture-in-picture or split-screen to see if it's front-end by camera at the same time.
No TV on my back!
Let's talk about IRL Toolkit, which is basically your control center slash video switcher.
To get started, open IRL Toolkit on your phone and log in using the information on your open phone.
This is your first time signing in and you'll need to connect your streaming platforms.
Next we can log in about a month.
If you've already gone live in TVUGO, you'll see that feed when you choose TVUGO from the
Seam list.
Hey, you just press Start Stream.
And you're live.
Wasn't that easy?
Remember, you'll need to set the title on your platform dashboard first.
When you're ready to end your stream, you can log back in and choose Stop Stream.
To switch to your dorm PC, you don't need to end your stream.
Just start your OBS feed and choose PC ingest from your Seam list.
Ready to go back IRL? You can switch back at any time by choosing TVU Go from your scene
list. Just make sure that you've started your stream until you go. To share your
feed with friends, customize your stream overlays and more, check out the tutorials here, scan
the Q out code, and you're welcome kid.
It sounds complicated, but it's actually pretty easy, right, Davy? Yeah, super easy.
You know, you just basically just, you know,
there's no stuttering on my bus.
Think of it this way.
You can stream on your desktop,
switch to your phone, head outside,
and your stream won't end.
Your viewers will save with you the whole time.
It's really magical.
Plus, you can share your live stream with your friends.
IRLs will get powers.
Hundreds of the world's biggest streamers every day.
And we're really excited to bring that same experience
to you, our streaming course.
For those of you who don't know,
it's on today at IRLs.
And that's IRL streaming.
Pretty easy, right?
Your welcome materials include a step-by-step setup guide,
along with everything you'll need to get started.
Could it make it to streamer you this year?
Download TVU Go and start streaming today.
Wait, I'm submitting a college credits for this, right?
Hold it, everybody!
You're heading to OSU!
Woo!
Round of applause for TVU, y'all.
OK.
Go ahead and go to the next slide.
Oh, I see, but I'm pretty sure.
I don't know if it's in this hit, but you guys will also
Be having and keeping y'all streaming phones just like last year with free servers on it and all that other stuff
All right, so y'all be providing our phones streaming phones and anything
What?
God damn little mansion nigga. I hear the recording studio. Okay
Located in the Miller quad creative slash
Huddly shell theater. I believe this is where you can make music and all type of stuff, right?
Yeah, so you want to make music whatever y'all want y'all want to create an anthem go ahead and do your thing
All right, next, here is the pool and the gym.
I'm good with that.
Okay?
No gym, no pool.
The Wellness and Athletic Center.
Next.
You guys can work out pool and the gym, all right?
Next.
Here, next.
Next slide.
Next.
All right, let's get into the events and the schedules,
okay?
Oh, shit.
Next.
It's a pool party and listen, this is the only party I'm allowed for y'all, all right?
Don't get too crazy, all right?
Thursday at 9 p.m. there is a pool party at the pool.
See, I want to mingle, y'all want to catch a vibe.
It is here.
It's really crazy.
It is fun.
Next.
Shit.
Okay?
Thursday at 9 p.m. These are it's also a karaoke time. It's a video you guys
scheduled for y'all to know and mingle next it's a talent show Friday at 9 p.m.
in the Reese what's that word I've been reading but I don't know what the fuck
that means recital recital recital next there's a spelling bee oh shit
Friday at 9 p.m. As well next
Now this is a good one. There is picture day
Friday from 3 p.m. To 5 p.m. This is very important for the
The school album right so the school yearbook is very important next
There is a fashion show
University fashion show
Saturday
345 a party
next
I'm coming
Homecoming is Saturday
Next yeah, all right now let's get into the mystery alumni
I want to pay attention to this
the mystery roster of Streaming University 2025 alumni will be revealed
on stream early in the morning, July 18th. That is the same room coming.
The opportunity to invade campus and stay overnight with y'all in their own
personal dorm building as well all right so it's it's it's going down God will be
revealed July 18th let's go they have their own dorms and roommates as well
keep it going uniform is located in your room right now this is completely
optional to wear but you need to wear uniform for picture day so save the
Uniform for picture day so y'all can come come and write it on that
That's in y'all. This is a good day to y'all. Nobody else has this
All right, all right, um next let's go ahead
The SU merch is also available to the public online
All ladies one day to go viral go
I got here. It is available. All right
Yeah, I got some mercy. Yeah, I got some mercy. Yeah, I don't know how you ain't got everything here, but I got some of them over here. All right. Let's go next.
All right. So for class president, okay. If y'all was paying attention, I had said you had an assignment the moment I revealed you.
All right. And only a select few people actually uploaded their videos and stuff through the streaming university.com. If you did not upload it, unfortunately, you are not a part of it.
candidate list okay so let we selected five people that had really really good
submission and we are about to watch it now all right let's go
we got jam on his face... hin not the fuck
oh cute tie on
Yeah
Check it out, Empire.
Luckily, we want a kids' club, extra meal.
No kids don't play for you, Niger.
Your future class president ain't scared to take risks.
Since the RUN class section, there's gonna be a lot of students who wear a RUN,
and no bullying.
You!
You'll see the lion, the best, the doctors in there.
And if you see him, you'll look at him in her excess.
The doctors in there talk please.
If you see the doctors in there talk please.
Here we go.
Oh, by the way, quick update real quick, there is a janitor button on the app too, so who
do you get to see?
Click that button, all right.
All right, let's go to the next slide.
My fellow students, yesterday the Streamer University roster was announced and in less
than 24 hours, I'm officially the first candidate to announce my campaign for class president
of Streamer University.
Why? Because leaders don't wait, they lead.
I believe in three simple things.
Making good content, chasing the bag, and staying messy.
People always ask, Crystal,
do you really know how to handle people?
Absolutely.
Your ex doesn't miss you
and he doesn't post you to draft.
Girl, think of something new, bitch.
You're the fucking shit that I left inside of the toilet
and I didn't flush it because my parents,
I didn't want to wake them up in the middle of the night.
Bitch, you are worthless.
Y'all could do that.
Y'all know I had a long day.
See, strong and clear communication and zero hesitation.
Under my administration, room chat for breakfast,
deodorant and gift baggies on campus, no skinny jeans,
and all clips need to be confronted.
So this year, please make the right decision.
vote for Crystal, because a robot's got to run the school.
OK, OK, OK.
That's pretty good.
Let's go on to the next one.
All right, let's see who else.
As a multi-talented content creator,
I've never believed in staying in one lane.
And as a former class president, I've always
been a leader, a creator, and someone who brings
ideas to life.
My creativity doesn't stop at just content.
I know how to show and put that shit on.
So if you need fashion advice or need
me to fix that pair of pants, you know, don't fit,
then I'm here to help.
Hey.
People haven't asked me why I should be class president.
Who's asking you that?
Everybody.
As your class president, I will be organizing the best activities and events for students
and faculty to connect with.
Okay, okay.
We came here to make memories, not just worry about our wifi.
Everybody else is coming right?
It's not that light!
The community is very important to me.
It's hard to start bringing the girls together in a group chat and planning a slump party.
For educational purposes, it's important.
I already have a bachelor's and a two-design, so I can make sure my friends decorate exactly how they want to be.
Every student will be getting a streamer youth survival bag.
Each bag will come with a portable charger, a planter for you to plan out your streams and your classes,
limited card for you to use for DoorDash, Hulk, and
Meshall products for my ladies, and also everyone gets talk.
Because if you don't wear a tone, you will be gone home.
But the first thing in this bag is my emotional story.
We're still working on the bag size.
Sheree University isn't just about streaming.
It's about the people you meet, the connections you make,
and making sure that nobody leaves feeling like they missed their moment.
And that is why I came up with my campaign, CLS.
Where's I'm standing for, you may ask?
Collaboration, leadership, and success.
And that's what all of you guys will have
if you vote for me as the president.
Sure.
Shit.
Clap it up for her.
OK.
Let's go to the next candidate.
OK.
Jaden Malay.
Just like a music video.
Jada! Jada! Jada! Jada! Jada! Jada! Jada! Jada!
Okay.
Jada. Jada. Jada. Jada. Jada. Jada.
I'm like, damn, she got a mobile.
Jada! Jada!
Hold on, this is a music video?
What the hell are you doing, mobile?
Jada! Jada! Jada!
Hi everyone, my name is Jenny Malay and I am ready for class president for Shri V. University
in 2026.
Under the Jenny Malay administration, when I become president, you're allowed to take
each other's man.
If he look, he is too.
Hey, I am not taking that.
Every person has to do that.
No worse can be done at night time than we all want to hear all that.
Sure.
The worst can be out at night time then.
We don't want to hear all that, sure.
Shorty.
A limited Chick-fil-A. Everybody did Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A.
Get it out of my head.
All right, we're doing shorty.
We're doing shorty.
Shorty.
Shorty people can be out as long as they want.
You don't got no curfew, sneak out, pray, do whatever you want.
Only shorty.
And there will be a professional session after the end of each day.
So make sure you come to my room for your one-on-one professional.
And that is my rules.
Nice.
She got motion, little Jada.
What's your question?
If skinning my niggas alive on campus,
they ain't gonna spin at that!
Alright. Alright.
What makes me, Jada Williams, better than all the other candidates,
all of my best energy ain't nobody messing with my energy everybody gonna be broke turning
around me I stay on my PZQ's and nothing get past me at all I'm gonna know what's going
on all around campus awesome I got a little fatty
All right.
In closing, thank you for coming to my campaign.
I hope this made y'all want to vote for me, the queen,
Jena Malay, because y'all should be voting for nobody else.
Thank you.
OK, we got some good candidates.
Jena!
We got some big candidates, look at them.
Alright.
Clap it up for J.D. Alton.
And I believe we have one more, and let's go ahead and get to the last one.
Hello, SU students.
We need more flags.
I
Need more clippers man
I'm not gonna let you do that.
Listen.
I'm not running for president because I have all the answers.
I'm running because I know what it takes to make this place special.
As your president, I'm showing up.
I'm bringing energy, I'm bringing people together.
And if there's nothing happening,
I'm gonna make something happen.
So if you want a campus where everybody has their moments,
where no one gets left out,
where every single day feels like content,
then let's make this the greatest semester
that streamers have ever seen.
MFM, makes you sick!
No!
Hey yo!
You making a lot of noise man!
No!
I made it!
That's popping off like a dog!
I like it!
This is good!
Alright!
So now listen!
Alright!
This is good.
All right.
So now listen, you guys have the opportunity
to vote right now on the streaming university app.
Oh, shit.
Based off what you just seen.
Who we voted for.
You guys want to make class president, all right?
I got to go for the last guy.
Because I also have privileges over what
happens this year and stuff like that.
Let's go to the next slide.
We should be waiting.
But it's fine.
All right.
So, Wardrobe, where you at?
Come on, Wardrobe.
Why should you be voted as class president, Wardrobe?
Okay.
So why I should be voted for class president is because I bring sass class and a big fat
ass.
And I feel like that.
I feel like that.
You know, just, you know, that I forgive.
everybody in here give is giving that gala. I feel like you know I can put
people in check. I can you know up the water sky up the water and then I feel
like I can also you know give bitches advice give them what they need to be
getting. If they you know they stink no shade but yeah that's why I think I
should you know be the candidate and then any person in here that try each
other bitch you gonna make me make me boo so yeah
crystal we wet okay crystal take my shit I'm gonna put crystal yeah I mean
we're gonna shake off someone only did it you should call hey y'all so I feel
like I should be class president because y'all know wardrobe be using all them
filters on his live no shade so yeah we want like real bitches around yeah and
And then I don't really know my other candidates like that, but I just want to let y'all know
that I promise like, Winxed up every breakfast and Secret Door Dash, no shade, but yes,
like-
She lying and like shit.
Not Chick-fil-A, no, it's free Zaxby's or all this stuff, so Zaxby's, right, Zaxby's.
Yes, Zaxby's, so yes.
Please vote for me.
Hold on, hold on.
Put it on the headphone, it's the floaty.
Oh, fuck.
where we're going to have fun.
Be wet.
Clap it up for Quinn and Shota, y'all.
I'm going to go and show y'all.
Yeah, I got you.
Come on.
Where am I scammin' at?
OK.
I spend that money back.
I'm going to go and drop out.
I'm going to drop out.
All right.
So y'all saw my video.
Y'all see me.
Y'all see my energy.
I should be cross-president because all y'all
would be taken care of.
You already heard what I said, especially for my ladies
and also everybody else.
Tom, I have Mr. Products.
I know y'all ladies be having all the time
and I'm here for you, not only for the ladies,
I'm here for the men, I'm here for everybody.
So y'all should vote for me.
And also if you need fashion advice, sewing.
I already have my bachelor's degree.
I'm here, I've been class president before.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it for the sh** and the giggles.
I'm here because I deserve to be class president.
Thank you.
You're going to get a spark of discipline.
I
I need the bias president no shade professionals. Yeah, what?
What do you do man listen listen listen class of 2026
My office right after this day sit your ass down
I'm doing tonight. All right
Those are your candidates, okay?
You guys can vote now on the website.
You guys can vote on the app, and the results will be
sometimes today on the website.
I'll reach out to whoever is the class president,
and we'll go from there, alright?
Next slide.
This is how we'll look from the app, so you guys can do that
right now, alright?
Next slide.
Alright, classes are assigned and listed on your schedule.
Class attendance is mandatory.
Inditory, but did you see if you don't go to class your stream there will be serious consequences
And here are your professors clap it up for your professors y'all. Let's go to the next one. We got agent
What we got, what we doing, what we doing this year?
A lot of my second server, he wouldn't even know.
Broke his dough.
What up, y'all, how y'all feeling, man?
True kick.
Backup service, you're just alive in your second server.
OK, so the professors, I've talked to all of them,
they put in a lot of work in their classes.
I know he said classes mandatory.
We will kick you out if you don't shut the fuck up.
I mean that.
I'll tell you, because if everybody's
the main character in their own stream,
but everybody's also here to learn, you feel me?
And so, as much as this is, plenty of content.
Let's learn some stuff.
You don't want to be the person that came here,
had an opportunity, and then fumbled a bag.
You want to be the person that came here, met good people,
learned a bunch of stuff, and left and took off.
You feel me?
So let's make it productive, and let's have a lot of fun.
That's how it really works.
You almost have 500.
So if you guys are in my class, I got a different class
each time.
Yeah, I'll say if you miss it, just catch the VOD afterwards.
But this is going to be one of the content focus class, one
like money focus class, and then one shark tank focus class
where we like fund opportunities and ideas and stuff.
Clap it up for Agent, y'all.
When the professors come up, they
try to let the people know what y'all teaching to, all right?
Next one, we got dude Dennis.
We got D-V-L-I-DOO!
Yes!
Clap it up for D-V-L-I-DOO!
Oh, my god.
He ate it and he ate.
Oh, my god.
He's eating for it.
Oh, he's really grabbing up.
Oh, or far away.
He walked up, yeah.
Oh, my god.
Oh my God, Duke.
What's going on, y'all?
Oh my God, Duke.
All right, so I'm teaching PE, same thing as last year.
Please, this year, make sure y'all come with a change
of clothes.
Make sure y'all shower before y'all come.
Niggah ever.
And participation.
Just be ready to be active.
That's all I ask.
And I see y'all in class, man.
I would have done a gym class just for Duke,
but I wouldn't have done any of that shit.
Ah, yeah, fuck that.
Send them.
Hey!
Send them where you at.
Let's go, Senna.
Well, I still haven't seen Rudy's.
No, he's like right here, and he's like front left.
Here you go.
Yeah, yeah, he's like front left.
Yeah, right there, see him?
Hey, y'all.
Are you all excited?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Listen.
Yo, it's my first year at CSU.
I'm doing networking and collabs.
We're gonna throw in some fun stuff in there.
It'll be good, but also sending as agent.
You know, I want y'all to learn something, and I feel like it's something that's going
that really helped me so they'll be involved and if you cut up brah I got
detention slips so don't fuck around you know I mean thank you center let's go
to the next slide attention to the sushi dragon what up I'm a sushi
dragon I'll be teaching stream tech 101 so if you need tech help or advice some
of these big streamers they be gatekeeping some of this I'll be
I'm leaking all that in my class.
Oh, shoot me!
Come on.
Let's look for the next one.
Ludwig!
Ludwig, give me the super games, Tony.
How y'all doing?
I'm here Ludwig, I'm here Ludwig!
All right, here's the deal.
I'm taking my class very seriously.
Doors will be locked after five minutes.
You can see your ass to Dean Sinat if you are later than five minutes.
is a promise I'm also gonna announce this now I'm picking my a few of my
favorite students who do the best to come to streamer games in event what if
you do well in my class you will be there that's all I ask of you there will
be homework every day by the way homework every day thank you
Let's go to the next. No, I think he said it.
Kaya's the next.
Oh, this is a cast. Thank you, Kai, for the opportunity.
I am super excited to be working with you guys.
So I'm going to be having a cooking class.
class. As you guys all know I'm Kaya, okay? I'm Kaya's twin sister. But yes, I'm going
to be having a cooking class and it's going to be for one hour. I need you guys to respect
the class. Why? Because all you guys are streamers. You need to learn how to be independent and
learn how to cook for yourselves. So please take the class seriously. If you want to be
I don't have I'll kick you out. Yeah, that's it. Okay, and he told you you guys will be expelled
Clown class is not in Clowgis cooking class. I take my my career very seriously
Okay, let's have fun
Thank you. All right
Let's go to the next lap
Bob Ray
Oh, fuck, Ray!
That's the WC!
That's a W right here.
Let's see what she's teaching.
Let me get it.
Yeah, I'm honestly curious.
I don't know.
PR?
Did PR make it?
Oh, yeah.
That's a good one for her.
Fuck!
Hello, I am a Phil.
But when Kai Senak calls you, you show up, right?
But don't worry.
I have a presentation prepared for you.
I'm teaching a brand.
Brand elevation beyond streaming, okay?
So I'm also, I'm going to announce this now.
So how to be more than just a streamer in the eyes of brands?
Because I'm going to look at you, she has an animation studio, she has an animation studio.
The best eight students in my class will have a table at Streamer Awards.
So, yeah, do your best.
Okay, we're taking it seriously.
Oh, shit.
They would take my streamer awards.
All right, let's get to the next one.
Damn.
That's the one.
Cindy.
Hit Coke.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you for your talk, awesome.
You and the chocolate designer from the back,
so I'll chip up.
Then you gotta put a finger in it.
Oh, we were so confused in that glass.
That's what the freakie posted.
She found us some.
You were the largest bug in the world.
Hello, everybody.
I'm Cindy Gallup.
I'm the founder and CEO of Make Love Not Pawn.
Yeah.
The dope back.
We are pro-sex, pro-form, pro-knowing-the-difference.
Oh my god, how is that? I don't fucking understand this.
In honor of your time.
And I want to just address...
I want to just address two elephants in the room.
First, no, I'm not white.
I'm half-English, half-Malaysian-Chinese.
Shout out to my Asian streamers.
I am very, very old. I am 66. I'm the oldest person at Stroom University. I am the professor
McGonagall of this faculty. My background is brand building, marketing and advertising.
I'm going to teach you how to build your personal brand, how to start the kind of brand partnerships
You want to attract and how to make an absolute god I'm fucking shit ton of money
And I'm also obviously gonna teach you to make love not porn see you in class
Thanks
I'm ready
Come on my boy
How you doing?
Hey, Bruce, ready?
We got a 2001 or something.
Man, we're good, y'all.
Oh, that's Doug that keeps sitting with the crone for each one.
Look, everyone's seeing the crone.
We see it, Doug.
And I'm doing the class as clickbait and trolling 101.
You know what I mean?
I'm about to teach y'all a whole bunch of stuff.
Listen, fuck all that.
My class is going to be the most lit, most turnt.
Y'all can have the most fun in my class.
I want nothing but negativity in my class the whole time.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Let me say some real shit though.
Last year, a lot of people came here.
People were still in the dorms.
People came here.
They stopped streaming.
They wasted this opportunity.
Do not waste this opportunity.
One of my days is gonna be a very, very serious class.
I crack and no joke the whole day.
We're gonna get there.
We're gonna learn.
Every day we're gonna learn something,
but one day it's gonna be super, super that.
You know what I mean?
And yeah, last but not least, state farm.
Where the camera?
I see what you do for, you know, everybody else.
My house just burned down.
If y'all could come and drop like a thousand,
five thousand something, get your ass off.
Clap it up for Puri, y'all.
Next one, a dash.
Ooh, yeah.
I wonder what he's gonna do.
The Art of, what's he doing?
Longevity, maybe?
Oh, longevity.
Clap it up for a dash, y'all.
Clap it up for a dash.
Or you can see the Art of Mathematics, or something.
Trick shot class?
Yo, yo.
Nah, longevity.
He could teach you 2026 so listen. I only got 50 minutes with each
I got but I'm gonna be teaching longevity versatility and the ability to adapt
I've been doing this for a minute. So if you guys want to learn something about the game pull up the class. All right, let's see up
Let's go on to the next one
Lizzo
Oh
Hello body matcha
Yeah, I'm here because somebody applied as me.
It actually wasn't me, but whoever you are, you will be dealt with.
But I'm glad I'm here.
This is my first year teaching.
So I'm very excited.
Imagine that.
There's lots of classes that are going
to teach you about how to build your brand.
There's going to be classes that teach you how to make millions
of fucking dollars, as she said.
But when that stream turns off, who
Who is going to pour into you at the end of the day?
You.
What does that mean?
You are entertainers.
I'm an entertainer.
You're constantly on.
You're performing for hundreds or hundreds of thousands of people all at once.
At the end of the day, you have to fill your cup.
So I am the queen of self-love.
My class is the art of self-love.
That's love.
If uh wish on that you said you want only negativity in your class poochie poochie poochie poochie
Then I'm positivity in my class only
I'll see you there
Tell you
Let's go to the next one your rage
What's his guidance counselor for a little bit oh, yeah, you look at master
Look, I'm here to guide you niggas, all right?
Only fuck you.
Oh my god, can you remind me of YG then?
Any shreamers?
Oh my god.
The fucking moon girls.
Moon girls.
Don't know what the hell to do.
Fucking god.
I'm taking a police box somewhere.
Even if your content is as simple as trying to find love, Jeremiah, I will help you out.
You wouldn't help me find love.
Anything you can say in my office stays in my office, all right?
I wouldn't even tell you.
that go behind the stream and shit niggas don't think about and I got y'all so we good
Rage's class is different from the others because he's like his office is available
then there all the time so you feel like you got to see the guidance counselor
go to Rage all right I would have been going to extra I would have been going to extra directors
this year we're introducing clubs okay let's go to the first one oh well who's the club
Club, clubs will be once a day.
There's 15 members in each club,
working towards a final presentation.
All right, so while you guys are in your club,
you guys should be working together.
Y'all, they will announce what the presentations are
or it's in this slide,
and it'll be a day for all of you guys
to show it for the entire school,
which I've been working on, okay?
Let's go to the next slide.
First one is Nick.
Nick, there is senior.
Nick, how did you come complete on that one?
Nick, what you got called?
Dude, I can't believe that we're drinking this ban on campus, bro.
Nigga, Nigga, stop me.
How's it going, everyone?
Honestly, Kai, I'm surprised you let me do this, so thank you.
This is what I'm going to say.
A frat is a brotherhood, a bond, a community.
Girls are also welcome.
We love our girls.
Yes, sir, awful pie.
But we're talking about-
Yeah, fucking hell, yeah, dude.
What?
Yes, studs.
We want everybody.
Everyone's welcome.
That's an all-con.
Is that bad work?
There's a lot of rules here on campus, though.
No weed, no drinking, no party.
I want to remind everyone, this is an off-campus
organization.
Join the frat.
Let's go to the next person.
Lethal Shooter for the basketball team.
Basketball team is fire.
No.
This year, we actually don't have to leave the bitches
in the bottom.
How you doing everybody? Everybody round of applause for Kyle, man. This is awesome. First
and foremost, you guys see me on my page training the top streamers, the top celebrity, the
top NBA, WBA players in the world. Most importantly, when you come to my session, like Kyle saying,
I do this at a professional level. So have fun, of course, being character, but we're
here to get better because he has a special surprise for you guys, for everybody that's
really good at basketball and just respect the basketball court because I'm
here to help you and anybody wants to do some sick content that he knows that I
love to do by saying I understand now I'm here for you guys I love you all yes
sir make it to the basketball team you guys have a basketball game for a
homecoming okay yeah I was in there makes you go crazy we're gonna see who
we do not know yet. Next person.
Markel. Markel.
Come on, give him a round of applause for another student.
Cheerleaders, huh?
Oh, yeah, cheerleaders.
How you doing? Hello, everybody.
Hey, Markel.
I'm so excited to be here.
Obviously, I am not normally a streamer,
but I'm so excited to get into it and learn so much
from all my peers. I've met so many of you amazing people,
so I'm so thankful. So, from Mr. Dean,
I mean, Consonant for having us to grow on my nerves.
Jesus take the wheel, they got the best of them.
But I'll be teaching stunts, nobody ain't tellin' me
cause we ain't got enough time for that.
We'll be doin' jumps and I'll be tryin' to prepare us
a routine to perform as well.
So if you're comin' to our class,
please just come willing and able and just be prepared
because we're gonna have as much fun as possible
and just be prepared and be ready.
Kujislam, Kujislam, back wheel.
Back wheel.
Now the chair leading, the chair leading club
and the basketball club, you guys will display
what you guys been doing during the basketball game.
Cheerleader performs half-time, okay?
And basketball, y'all got, that's y'all the only day.
All the clubs is on a different day, all right?
Next part, next slide.
I was gonna say, what's all that back there?
Oliver Cannon is, he's not here right now,
his flight got delayed, but he is a part of the film club.
He's the one that do all my trailers and everything.
What the, what the, what the?
I'm not gonna have to put that in your name.
Oh, come on.
I didn't even see him.
Let's go to the next one.
Proto!
He's tough top it up a proto
Was good everybody
I am responsible for giving the chat the ability to give 10 subs and train horns go on or
Give 50 subs and Ray J's baby oil
Pours all over Kai. That was me the moving bed all of that, right?
Today this year we're gonna build all of that make it a little bit more special maybe bombs flamethrowers, you know
No
You fucked up. Honestly. You chose me. Anyway, can't wait to see you in my club
That is science and engineering, okay
next
T-Pain
What are you up to?
Pain in his spine
First and foremost, how y'all doing?
Straight up though man. The first thing I did want to say is thank you to Kyle
This is a huge opportunity for everybody in this room and everybody watching
He's bringing together some shit that like nobody can really do right now and the fact that he has the ability to do it and do it
It's just I mean that's amazing because there's a lot of motherfuckers that can do this shit
And still want because they're gatekeeping and they ain't hungry enough to do this shit. So first of all, thank you Kyle
I appreciate you bro
I will be directing musical arts our objective is to come up with a new theme song for 3rd University
So hey
Seconds oldest motherfucking here, okay, I appreciate y'all having fun with that
You can't call me up. That's totally cool. But let's make this motherfucking song cuz me and the porn lady will fuck you up
All right, we're gonna we gonna make this shit right we're gonna do this shit good. Thank you for the opportunity again
Let's let's make this goddamn song. Do you feel me? I got you
Next Marcus King
They gave his class
I know y'all ready to scream, I ain't gonna lie.
Here you go, my man, appreciate you, bro.
Chat fuck going on, man.
He got nights out doing it.
I was nervous at first whenever I got debate
because I got to go up against, like, T-Pain.
It might sound boring,
but I spent so long figuring out how to make debating
one another, like, actually entertaining,
and I want to make sure that the content is going to be good
for Twitch and YouTube as well.
So saying some shit like that,
Maybe I understand the route that I'm going, but I'm gonna make sure we're going this gonna be good good content
We're gonna have a blast man. I appreciate it for bringing it back to
She's the club director
Oh, you guys look so cute, but yeah, so I have lots of theater background and not only will you be performing in front of your camera?
Yes, we are clip-forming you're here to clip-form for you better get them other effing clip-forming
We are gonna be here to perform on a stage as well
So I don't know if I don't like to sing or dance or a top dance and act
So I'm gonna teach you guys all of that and that's what I'm going to show you. Thank you
Amazing
Let's see the next person I
I
Go out is a lot very come on come on come on
Oh never out it's so nice. Oh, she got a hug granny. Oh, yeah
You're getting emotional.
My heart is literally just beating out of my chest right now.
But I am so thankful and so grateful to be here with all of you.
I'm not going to say where I fit at in age, oldest,
middle oldest, and I ain't going to even get into that part.
But I had been a support and kind for just a long time.
And even when other folks were critical of him,
I was in his DMs.
I was in all of his messages
when a lot of people were talking about him
going on this other journey.
I'm just, I'm shaking y'all.
And, but I was always leaving a reply,
letting him know that I was there
and trying to keep him encouraged
and not even knowing that he was seeing all of that from me,
but in the library.
Yeah, I mean, I am shaken, shaken, but in the library,
I puzzle all the time,
but the puzzles are really just a backup to who I am
and what I really offer my community
and whoever will come into the,
spend some time with me in a library that I am a safe space.
And even though I'm shaking now, that when you guys are overwhelmed,
I can be a place of calm.
I don't give advice, but I have lived through a lot of things.
I'm going to do a puzzle watch talk.
I can help you all with my lived experiences, right?
Are you OK with the tick-tock?
So who?
Who do you want to have a tick-tock?
And just, if you're just filling down,
it just all gets to be too much.
Just come out of the library and come get this love, y'all.
And I just want to say, I've been, listen,
I've been watching her for like two years,
like on free time, she's doing her puzzles,
having a good time.
So if you guys ever wonder what way I can do at all times,
go to the library, sit down, sit down,
well, I just love puzzles and do puzzles with her.
I'm saying we got custom shimmy and birthday puzzles as well too. So it's gonna be fun. Thank you so much. We'll be there. We're gonna be there.
Alright clap it up, clap it up, clap it up.
Let's go to the next one.
Alright, before we get into this.
Oh you fucking smart. Okay.
Fortnite, top of the tone, man.
You guys, wait.
Little D is what not.
There's 15 students per club.
Club we went based off the analytics of what y'all wanted to do when y'all signed up and what can best fit y'all y'all
Will find out what club you guys are in once y'all get y'all schedule. All right?
SQ 2026 is partnering with you to
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So they got some fire surprises for you guys as well. Let's go to the next
Okay
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right?
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deodorant, lotion, lip balm, duffel bags, that's gonna make sure y'all good.
So make sure the hygiene is good, try not to tone, clap it up for tone, okay?
Yes, Fortnite is involved this year, okay?
In honor of everybody's new best mates,
Fortnite Sprites, we've hidden 31 Sprites figures
across campus, it's your mission to find them,
trade them and steal them, hold onto them,
just like in game, the rules.
Everything happens on stream, if it is not filmed,
it does not count.
No searching after curfew, okay?
No damage, okay?
No damage, destruction, or harm of people, property,
or the sprites.
One zero point sprite.
You can only have one zero point sprite
at the closing ceremonies.
Trade, barter, steal, give away the extra,
but do it before the closing ceremonies.
You must bring your two sprites
to the closing ceremonies in one piece.
One zero point plus one of the other variants.
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Let's go to the next one
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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is here.
I will be watching over the week.
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So if you are being a good neighbor
A lot of stuff
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If you need help setting up a laptop and music studio on campus
They can't help with meta accounts here too.
All right, clap it up for meta, y'all.
Let's get to the next one.
Crocs.
Thank you to Crocs for making sure all the students
get a pair.
You guys will have exclusive streaming university
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All right, let's get into the next one.
Zip line.
Your phone will have, your phone will all have
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Like that
Alright, let's go.
Next, I, Liquipel, alright?
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Find PowerTech at Walmart, charges,
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you make sure you guys are paying attention.
All right, next one.
Any questions?
Oh, fuck.
I'm God.
And listen, you know, it's year two, we're going to expand and expand and expand football
and football.
Yes.
No.
Lacey.
No, Lacey.
You said you was in the Beta program.
Well, food?
This late night, Zaxby spots we have to do.
There is also 24-7 cereal stations.
So if you guys want cereal or some real college stuff,
there is that, but there's a lot of options.
We had napkins and water, they're getting iced.
No, did I say that for you?
You wouldn't know what your roommate's
when you walked into that goddamn room.
But we could do a content instead of going to the cafeteria.
Ron.
Yeah, bro, because like, you make time in the cafeteria.
So so so so okay, right
Shower situation some people
Have bathrooms. I might be wrong have bathrooms in your dorm
Yeah
Stop lazy almost expelled you game
You can make it about yourself to get Rob. I will see you live all stream you can make it about you
If you feel like you got Rob, you got you got these boys right here. All right, Jason
I bet that we got snacks. Oh, okay. Oh
Can I?
Yes, you will find out who your roommate is once I have your schedule Jada
Huh no, that's your storyline build a connection. All right, Billzo
Billzo that is not a question
No, I
Last question, last question.
All right, let Yugi make it about himself.
Professors, I believe,
I think I have got all your old needs and don't have no limits.
All right, I think that's professors and I may have mistaken
but club directors as well.
No, you need to make it more bomb site.
All right, that's a great question.
All right, so this is the end of the ceremony.
We are now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We are now going to head to the dean office one by one.
I will hand you your schedule
Once you get that schedule, you are free to start stream wait the staff will stay stacing it
They have y'all organizing groups to come to my room. Yeah, what you are
You are good if you go live before that
You know, you know
You know
Once you get that key card in that key to your room, it's free. It's free game. Okay. I appreciate y'all. I love y'all
Remember
Doesn't mean anything is guaranteed. It's y'all job to make the best content I can different right and make sure I get along with
Y'all roommates and no fucking parties. I have a cat y'all is gonna be consequences. All right
Wait, wait, wait everybody chill sit down stay in your seat stay
Stay in your seats
They're gonna call y'all one by one. So if y'all want to make this fast listen to the staff, all right
Listen
We are about to get into it
baby go ladies and gentlemen chat how we feeling chat how are we feeling right
now how we feeling chat how we're feeling
I'm trying to make this fast for y'all
Where am I going?
Professor, that's what we'll be going to.
Y'all meet up in my office too.
Alright, look.
Alright.
I'm really excited to let y'all know what's going on.
It's different this year.
It's going to be fun too to also see which alumni is getting revealed.
The alumna's will also, it will be early in the morning,
and I told y'all, they will be revealed.
Is it this way?
They will, they be revealed, all right?
So I'm not gonna lie, I'm really excited.
They will be revealed to one by one.
Alumni also have their own dorms
with their own fellow roommates, okay?
If they leak, who's coming?
Cause emails have been sent out.
They will not be able to be here, all right?
So it's going to be crazy.
Roommates for the alumni are also pre-selected as well.
I, you know, this is going to be crazy that day.
I'm not gonna lie, but chat, I ain't gonna lie.
Chat, everybody say W class of 2026.
At the end of the day, it is about them
and their growth.
At the end of the day, I want them to go crazy and flourish.
You feel what I'm saying?
I'm excited to see what they got
and what they are going to offer, all right?
And just know I see every fucking thing.
I need y'all to snitch from me, okay?
Everybody just DM me every time
what's going on, just snitch, all right?
Cause I know, I know, I know.
So, see, I have all online students at home.
Got all online students as well, all right?
Maybe you can send them all out here.
All right.
Maybe I could go to the beach.
You better get into it.
I'm also gonna try to get this fast.
So, yeah.
All right.
Um, I think I'm right here.
I don't think he's staying here.
All right.
Chad, let me know when we switch cameras.
Bro, Joe, can you guys spam?
We're gonna try to make this as fast as possible for y'all.
Everybody on YouTube also subscribe
and like to keep up what's going on.
If you on YouTube say yeah, if you on Twitch say yeah.
We are about to hit 21 million followers. Oh shoot. He's about to he's about to have everyone come into room
So it's about to be crazy. I ain't gonna lie
I love all of you guys bro, and it's up for the students to make sure that this this year is crazy
Yeah, hi, I enjoy yourself. Hi. Yeah, they go in and everything. Yeah
No fuckers that you're excited about water last year
Yeah, it's like a bad year.
It's looking bad.
Refreshing, now go add nothing else to that shit.
Why do you keep refreshing it?
Refreshing, not doing nothing.
This is the same 2025.
Say oh god, Kai.
Say oh god.
Say oh god, you sent them all out, nigga.
Say oh god.
It's 2026.
Refreshing, not doing shit.
Say oh god, you didn't get it.
Refreshing, not doing shit.
I ain't going to lie.
Look at DDG.
He ain't got it either.
Look at each other.
Oh yeah, that's it.
No, he ain't getting it either.
I don't think he sent them yet.
Am I acting?
Look!
2025!
Schraber University!
Take a look!
Joe Bordelosi Ray!
What?!
Oh my god, I might hit 500k.
I might hit 500k.
No, I kinda didn't want to hit it, but...
Joe, what the fuck?!
Joe with the...
GOOOOOO!
Oh my god
Holy fuck Joe
Oh my god, I've never seen my shit move this fast in my life. That's actually insane did I hit 500k?
Oh my god, I'm 400 off. I hit it. Wow. I hit 500K. I hit 500K.
Oh my god. What the fuck?
No, no, no. Please stop spamming. Please stop spamming. Dude, holy shit. Five hundred K.
oh my god who was here bro 500,000 fucking followers bro
damn bro we're like 200 off bro we're 200 off ten away oh we hit it
oh my god
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright man, we're halfway there!
We're halfway there!
Half, half a fucking million!
How?
How the fucking million?!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Oh my god, thank you guys so much, bro.
Look who I started, man.
No, no, look who I started!
Go back to the page!
124!
1.1K followers on Twitter!
721 subscribers!
898 Twitter!
2000 Instagram!
Newton's Third Law, bro.
This year.
Great.
Newton's Third Law!
You know what I mean, bro?
Everyone got their own path, you keep going at your own pace, nigga.
Bro, Newton's third law, bro.
This what that should mean, bro.
Oh my god, it's still going.
Newton's third law.
Because for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction game.
And you put in the work, you're going to get the results.
And it's that simple, bro.
Thank you guys.
Bro, Joe, you're a fucking legend.
Bro, thanks for the rain.
Thank you everyone for your work on those community. We're jumping from all of them. Thank you guys
They should have been fucking saying that
They ain't only talking like a man from a group
You can look back and see every step you took
Bro, you can see every step, bro
Hey bro, hey, like, one thing I can say is, like, anything, switch up, I do nothing.
I'm doing this shit with the day one, you guys, oh, yes, since the beginning to the end and that's back, and that's back.
Game with the guys and the beginning to the end.
Thank you, guys, bro.
Holy Goku with the 10, Japan with the 5, Ipach with the 5.
Holy fuck, bro.
Thank you, guys, man.
Fuck it.
milestone just hit hey but hey thank you bro everyone who dropped the phone
everyone who tuned in everyone who learned hey we're away bro I can't get
satisfied job never finished bro we coming for this we coming for it is
this is on the way though baby back happy with the fucking fun
Amelie, Amelie, Amelie.
Hey!
Hold on!
Oh my God.
He gave me a bite.
Holy shit.
I have half a million to take.
And we far from over, bro.
This is the year.
And we will finally be able to fight.
Chug that nigga with your five.
Joe Jumbo with your five.
Holy, holy fuck.
She's Leon with the five.
Joe Jumbo with your five.
Thank you Sen, since he ended the fun, Goku with a 20!
I need a rose, what the fuck?
Thank you so much for the fucking 10!
Holy shit, Crimson with a 5!
Thank you guys, bro.
I'm in trouble.
What the fuck is going on in this game?
I'm gonna try to do something.
I'm pretty sure of blessing.
Oh, we have 4 thousand because we got thousand, bro.
Thank you guys, bro.
I started this stream at 492k.
Yo!
It was following 1000.
Yo, she make her with the 10!
Yeah!
She make her with the fucking 10!
She go with the one against it!
Arena!
Winner is 25!
Yo, holy fuck.
I've been with the fucking 10. Holy fucking shit. Goodbye for the tier one.
I
Love
Thank you, thank you, bro. Joe. Thank you again, bro one day. Oh, we gotta run another stream back, bro
That really was so fun. Oh, thank you, Joe
Wow
With the five get there
My fucking yeah, this is fucking night
crimson with the fun it did your brother last month I thought it was over
like I was a brother I'm not gonna find a K I'm not gonna hit a nearly house I
was a hundred oh wait 90 K
Hey Bud City fan with the fucking 10, Henry with the fucking 10!
Oh my god, Bringson with the Simon's fucking 10, bro.
Here, bro, I know sometimes me, gang, I get a little sassy shit,
but thank you guys so much for all the Suki in this vid.
Jerry Wong!
I'm the Bud's nigga not lame.
I
Heard the club
I know I'm so sorry, but we actually, we love, you know, handed down the only thing that people brought in, and I just want to see you do something like that.
And um, you know, I know you want to hold on.
She's got a whole fist.
Alright.
Not in this with the boys!
Oh my god.
He's mad.
Oh my God.
What are they saying?
You know my eyes on you, don't be wild.
Oh, wait.
He's got that spider.
He went into the first life is so good.
Oh, then he's already outside.
God damn, nigga.
Oh, everyone's standing outside.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, God.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Yeah.
Caternado.
My bad, bro.
Like, I'm good at doing this kind of thing.
I'm going to get my luggage and shit.
He's wild.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to get my luggage and shit.
He's wild.
Oh, my God.
You
Oh, you did.
Oh my god.
I'm excited to see your work.
What the fuck?
You weren't bothering Shiaz.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh my god.
You're playing.
You're going to be taking the towel.
Every time.
Thank you.
I'm going to take shower.
Oh, good.
I like that.
Here you go.
You can take shower.
Nigga, fuck you, guy.
That was a joke.
Nigga, fuck you.
Nigga.
Fuck you.
Yes.
No, Yugi, make it about yourself.
Jump on his desk or something.
Oh, no, you want to go live that's why yeah, yeah, you want to go live and meet you. Yeah, that's fire
Sorry, okay, look can you get any loud screams?
Kicina's he's going on sweet. Oh my god
I kind of everything I'll see in the end drama. I'm musical. I yeah
Yeah
Okay, listen you say you go
She's doing it by the way, she's doing it by the way.
Okay, so Dr. President, the one that's running,
she's not coming president.
This is why I fuck with you.
Okay, so summer party?
God damn it, black, blackiners and me.
But all the girls that's in the group chat,
they try to have a slumber party.
You need money, see us?
What, you like to know beauty, you are?
I'm gonna get you.
No, I'm not.
You're a part of the group.
I'm not a security guard.
Oh, you're a choice.
Yo, they get it, they go on.
I agree.
He's so Jason, I'm gonna go on.
I
Lacey already was
Now able to go live
How you doing hey?
No swag?
Crazy.
You a swag?
Here we go. Listen, I believe in you.
You're crazy.
You be staying here, right?
No, I should have brought it, bro.
Want me to get you on?
Hey, listen, I try to see what you do.
We do like this. This is a fire spot to save on that, alright?
Here you go. You're able to go live.
Do whatever you want. Enjoy your time.
Don't make any rules, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look at that Kim Krug on!
Yeah!
Shout out Erie, man!
Who else gonna go live next?
Ash, I ask you.
You said!
You said that!
Are you ready?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm so ready.
Keep that fucking forehead covered, okay?
All right, here you go.
Yo, I'm streaming 24 hours a day.
I'm just talking to you in the bathroom.
I do what I want.
You can't stream in the bathroom,
I'm not going in the bathroom.
I'm just streaming,
here you go, here you go, here you go, here you go,
Hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck?
Let's go.
What the fuck does he have a diaper?
What the?
Why does he have a diaper?
Oh, I didn't get with the diaper.
D to D.
My boy, hey, hey, listen, you got the energy, you got the vibes, go crazy, all right?
All right.
Yes, yes, yes.
This thing is walking up for hours with a diaper.
Okay.
yeah
no no
no no no
of course you have to say you sold off for the world
for the world
okay hey i like your presentation for president
alright let's see what we can do
hey listen i'ma take another thing
damn
let me see these keys
we're going to see the dorms right now
oh my god
oh shit man i'm lacking
Oh
When you fucking accept, I was so happy I said,
God, give me up.
And guess what you did?
What?
You fucking switched the screen and see this fucking guy.
Okay, you know what?
So, what's okay?
You know what?
That's what we were gonna do.
That's what we, I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
So now, I'm gonna tell you one thing.
Hold on now.
You better watch yourself.
Whatever you say.
Because that's just, no, not acceptable, bro.
It was that a threat?
That, no, you're good.
You're gonna win the threat, right?
You know we do have a champion safety.
Okay, we have a champion safety, bro.
You will get your ass locked up.
Let's see, they can try me.
All right, bro, you can't, uh, the mighty B.H.
That's so crazy, bro.
Come here.
Yeah, I don't like more tension.
I like more tension.
I'm just going to say something else.
I'm just going to try to give you a big hug.
Give me a hug.
Just don't, just don't.
He's got it in his mouth.
All right.
Hey, come on, bro.
I'm going to have to lock you up.
Don't, don't kiss me.
Don't kiss me.
Take a bit off.
Move.
Get out.
Get your ass out.
Watch the way you speak to me, bro.
Get out.
Watch the way you speak to me.
Leave.
You can now go live.
What?
Crash.
No, you said go live, go live.
Nick is the boss.
Hey bro, do I want that?
No, no, no.
See this?
I'm gonna see you, bro.
I'm gonna see you.
No, no, no.
You keep guys saying Nick or Jeep.
I'm gonna see you.
Nick.
Leave.
Yo.
No, no, no.
I don't want to get hit by this.
I know.
Relax.
Let me introduce the people though.
Marty Tujati on everything.
Marty, I'm watching you.
Watching you know we no bottles
Okay
My to Heidi can now go live yeah
The story doesn't need a brand to change, for how it remains
You never learn the cycle past City XT
You never learn the ridder of City XT
You think you gotta get this City XT
Haskell, pause it, pause it
What in the world is the TikTok audio?
They got a TikTok audio
What's up?
Hey, you know, I'm not saying you're not.
I like that one.
Hey, give it to me too.
Listen.
Please just follow all the rules, okay?
I'm not saying you're not.
Just please just do it, okay?
That's not, I just want to tell you this much.
Tell it to me.
You know, at the end of the day, love the vivette ship.
Yeah.
Love that ship, man.
You haven't seen anything of it yet.
Yes, I have.
I've seen the notebook.
Okay.
You do love the journal.
The journal.
I'm not passing out.
I'm more of a local person.
I'm gonna show you this, what would you do, man?
Which camera is it?
It's everywhere.
I'm practicing for my summer university edits.
You know, like the edits, like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I can set you up.
I thought you had the same.
All right, so look at this camera right here.
Did you really go for that?
No, no, no, no, okay, no, look at it.
Okay, okay, that's kind of cringe.
You gotta, you gotta swag it, like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go ahead, yeah.
Yeah, okay, okay, fix the rug.
All right, Haskell, you can now go live.
Okay, last one.
I like Haskell, Chad.
All right, go ahead.
leave his whole stream watch my yes I let's go
please have fun I got my eyes on you
pastel don't disappoint me bro and snitch you can
snitch ain't in my life to say nigga
well I never said you could I never say
you couldn't bro what is wrong I never
fuck yo Chris the word game how you
We need that Jerry
Well, who you can roommate with does he have a splatter? Oh, federal ones are the dorms first
It's genuinely like scary moving as a human well fucking life. This shit is actually scary. Lacey. Where the fuck is lace yet?
I'm going crazy, too. Oh, let's do it. We got late-night chicken. Yeah
Late-night chicken. Okay, you eat still in the fucking thing
I
Want to see what the dorms look like someone give the first dorm POV
Come on son. What the fuck they got NASCAR driving way
See people want to see the expiration
You can get interactions later you gotta explore now no one seems exploring. Yeah
I think I was the TV you
Concrete wall. Hi. Yeah. Thank you. Hi. Yeah. It's all good. Yeah. Yeah. Listen. Are he's meaning guy?
Yeah, that's me I
Like that pick it up. I'm gonna go quick. I'll really see your face. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I'd like to DC
She's a party now.
Hey, congrats.
Dude, 500K party this graduation, girl.
500K is what we're gonna sing.
Let me see what Suki's doing.
We'll see what Suki's doing.
Pack all bags up your things.
Oh, Gary, go to the door.
Hi, Snack, I'm just gonna walk the house right here.
Wait, that's the wall.
That's the right end.
I'm hungry, bro.
Is that what?
Is that all in your bag?
Yo, I'm not all what you want.
I'm learning on content.
You gotta go check in.
Go check in.
You hear it.
Gary, check it out.
Why he just didn't even suck on my feet?
Oh
She on Jerry will body
But I'm peeping Jerry's a Haskell. What has to go on here?
Jumped in the fountain
You gotta do out there this fire machine fuck you don't you don't got a camera man. Nope. Oh my god
Something to get camera man
Think about you later, you got me a little bit of a crash out
I literally don't know I
All right, we're gonna charge best
You got their geniuses man. Thank you who gives it a door first come on. Gee Jerry's literally going to the phantom
They see already
How is he the fastest everything
Are we where I know what you get no that's other good. I know what you get here, Kai
Does eating content?
Unlimited snacks
Who's that?
That's really
Right there right there
First things first first things first where is my Drake merch. Yeah, we're the OVL
No, oh, she got a oh, that's the girl with the brother. I can do backwards this shit
Yeah, Stanley Lee or such a huge you backflip
What is this summer chicken all your permission to oh, this is to see a lot
She's gonna split
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You guys are doing the splits.
What?
I'm a little bummed out about it.
I'm doing the splits.
I'm a little bummed out and getting a caramel though.
You know why though?
We looked at your research.
You know what I'm saying?
We looked at stuff and stuff.
But you got it.
Don't worry.
You got this.
You got this, right?
Thank you, then you.
All right, for sure.
I need one of them.
I'll get you one.
I'll get you caramel.
Oh, I got two.
All right, then.
I got two.
All right, then.
I'll get you one of them.
Thank you.
I'll come.
They had to do some bickering, but he might do it.
He will see if he does not.
Let's!
How we doing?
Remind us of your name, remind us of your name.
It's cool, I mean cool butterfly, cool fly.
Butterfly, Butterfly Inc.
Check the shimmery inside that she called me.
I feel amazing.
I feel like it shows like names, but like it was a preview of the call.
You know what I mean?
But this is fire though.
I'm going to tell you.
Hold on today is my birthday.
I'll be back!
This is my birthday today.
What the hell is this?
I'm dying.
Oh, this was good.
This was good.
Like, this is good.
He's got the proof.
Oh, T-POP live.
Mr. Boothed Up.
You be talking to any of these?
And I'm here to bring the video.
Now, this is fire!
OK.
You can do this.
Excuse me.
Because I'm going to tell you.
Let's not talk about you.
I need to go to campus.
I am.
Who is live?
Yeah.
OK.
Do your thing girl, happy birthday!
At birthday!
You gotta go crazy.
He could blow up, dad.
Only thing, he doesn't have a cameraman bro.
Bro, but he's the engine of something.
I told him to get a production and then I was like connecting him.
Talk to me!
Oh, okay, that's what you're saying.
What about us?
Wait, wait, wait.
I like his soccer.
I'm going to be a soccer player.
Come on!
I love your soccer.
All right, let's go.
Thank you.
Are you ready?
And let's say I love what you got going on.
Thank you so much.
No!
Have fun and snitch, okay?
I'm representing for the team
Let me see what Lacey got
Oh wait, he's gonna play
Oh
They should flip their best best method is if you put the shirt right here, so you can have the other guy in the background
Yeah
Go to Kai Street. Okay. I'm not going to lie. This is actually disrespectful. Okay. I've lost like a hundred
Okay, here you go. Thank you so much for this opportunity. Of course
I'm ready
Good I'm ready. I'm ready. What's Bob looking at? Who next next?
You guys
No, I actually really like your strings
You're telling me we don't have a bathroom
They're getting butt naked. We have to shower. Oh, they don't have a bathroom only some of them have bad
Yes, or no?
You guys think it was the girl dorms or no?
No, girl dorms.
What do the girls do?
I think we go explore.
Chad, what do you update?
I think we go explore campus.
Yeah, it's time now.
Here did the room unveiling segment,
and that's how to explore.
We gotta explore campus, Chad.
Jerry, what's your name?
We literally have to.
Woo.
Let's get to the ground.
Put the backpack on the back of the mission.
And I'm gonna go back when it's ready.
Oh
Can you see okay at least hit the room tour will you y'all right now is you going around saying welcome you can't make every
You can't take credit. Oh, he's trying to get all the interactions. That's good. That's good
So many people
With marlin oh, that's fire
Oh
Yeah, oh yeah, no, yeah, that's weird. Yeah, but the security camera someone's taking them out. No 500k party
Nams I'm gonna take forward to which party brother. Who do close to some lid? Let me see what Phantom all
I have a question.
Yeah, I look like you.
I can't really see him.
He needs the double, yeah.
I know.
How did you feel when...
How did you feel when Jason called you niggie?
Yo!
Let's go!
You probably felt real good after.
Bro, I'm not gonna shoot him with Jason this fucking year, bro.
He said niggie.
On live.
I was hearing you on the delay side.
I don't have to yell.
Weird as shit, bro.
He knew we were friends and he called me niggie.
Weird as fuck, bro.
Yeah, right?
That's cool. Let's go here. Oh, Jerry's no room. Who's your roommate?
No, yes, I'm a bathroom
Oh, why do you
The why do you have a car? Oh
I want a cinnamon roll. She's not able to stream.
You think she's still wearing that feature?
Wait, I'm not able to stream?
No, you're now.
Why would I want to be able to stream?
I can say it now, and people can think it's not.
But you're able to stream.
Have fun, all right?
Pleasure to meet you, Dean.
Yes, of course.
I won't let you down.
Be safe.
Thank you, you too.
She was cool.
I thought, yeah.
Yes.
Doug, you're a great person, man.
Everybody thinks Doug's a little bit on out.
No!
Tiana!
That's what I'm gonna say.
Good, how are you?
Are you better to stream?
I'm more than ready to stream.
Okay, I'll be seeing how active you be.
Let me go ahead and get it.
I'll be seeing how consistent you are.
You really consistent.
You gotta show up now.
Oh yeah.
I'm not gonna shy.
Snitch on everybody, okay?
I'm going to snitch on you.
Here you go.
I already got beef for something.
You got what?
Beef.
You got what?
Beef.
Who got beef with it?
It's gonna be a guy.
She's sleeping.
Ooh.
You want me to tell you?
She's gonna start her shit.
Yeah, let's get the couch.
The couch?
You gotta be for rage?
Aw, she's trying to get rage.
You leave her to sleep.
What the heck?
Yeah, that's brother starving.
Yeah, she's she's trying to give it a ding
Let me see what you're gonna
I speak a little farsi
Let me know we just started. Let me let me let me not size of the clothes. Oh, yeah, that makes sense
Excel because she won't rage over me
We're the bro Jerry
No, they see this shit funny stuff. They're rolling around. This is actually fire all gender restroom
I love how the drill. Oh wait run to catch. No way. They got a handicap restroom
No, Lacey, that's not
Lacey, that's not oh my god
Cables they have holy fuck
All right
That's that was room who's dub oh or dub. No, it's a dub wait. You see everyone's room. We Jerry
Wait, wait, what happened with Jerry? Damn. They want us to hop between everything Jerry try to where's right now
Oh
With your name is smart as fuck because Lacey fat. They need a big room. You can do them reveal. Oh, no
They fuck right over here. Wait, where was you use?
Have a name on it. Well, you know what they see what the hell how
He's literally going to sue me to cross the campus
J-Shock J-Shock
I'm nearly across so I'm right next to each other. I'm down. Let's make sure you say
218 oh my god
I'll be honest, we're taking over this fucking door. I'm not even trolling like the thing about me bro
I'm gonna be the last one to see.
Crazy.
Can I do it?
He said 2-8.
Oh my god.
I didn't see his call.
Wait, 2-8 mellows in there?
Yeah, it's over.
Hold on, tell Ash, I'll pick him in a second.
I'm working right now.
I know.
I'm gonna have to recover, but I'm sleeping.
Come on.
No.
Give me a hug.
Hey!
No, no.
Don't call me master.
Call me master, okay, okay, listen I see your video on stock and Jason
What's that sound, okay
if
He reports to s. UPD. He could put a restraining order
Cool the old thing
It's just my ambience. Oh, I'm sorry. That's W. Ambiance right there. Let me go ahead
All right, tell me your chat. Tell me your suki mellow. Yes, suki mellow.
Suki mellow. Here you go. Thank you. Bye. Thank you.
Oh, like the war for me? Yeah.
They act like they hate you, but they make you give you a lovey-dovey.
Oh, this line up is static.
Everybody stand static.
She's funny.
I'm not lucky.
What are you watching right now?
Yugi, don't reveal.
Yugi.
This is insane.
That's like a massage table
No, look at the bed. It looks like a massage table.
Wait, it's literally like an iron board.
Look at my men, the iron board.
A massage table.
That's not good.
Wait, he got it.
Is it very good?
It's 0.3.
Oh, shit.
Hey, buddy. Fuck it again. You don't got to sweep anyway.
Wait, he's alone. He got a solo room.
my favorite streamer and ask them,
yo bro how many life are in TikTok?
Hold, or how many life are in stream?
I'll fuck with that bro.
MLK day, MLK?
Fuck you, or milk?
Oh my god.
And we get an ascended heroes pack,
let's open them over.
Okay my cards.
Enjoy your job.
Oh shit, thank you so much, God bless you.
God bless you.
How's the baby?
I had a baby, my son is good.
How are you?
He's good, he's good.
Okay.
How's your grandmother?
Okay, so no grandma.
You go you're able to stream have fun keep the phone do whatever you want and you'll find out who you remain is when you get there
I'm nervous. I know is that's that's the mystique that's good though. Yeah, everybody's paired up
I got you!
Oh, he's running!
Laser, run! Laser, run!
Get low!
Laser, badass camera.
I'm at laser.
Yeah, yeah!
Watch out! Watch out!
Laser!
Run!
Hey, you! You rock with this!
You rock!
You've had it all. You've had it all. You've had it all. You've took my cereal.
I had to, bro. You took my cereal.
Did you drink it with your hand, cuz you're a star?
Yeah, bro, you're gonna have to eat this.
I've had it all. I'm sliding it.
Yeah.
Nah, bro, somebody's gonna hit on you.
Somebody's gonna hit on you.
I'm gonna get the clip where they throw the donut.
Oh, shit.
And then you throw the donut.
Oh, come on.
Basically, Cleveland.
Hold on. Let me see what you got going on.
This thing is soaked already.
Let me see what you got going on.
That is not a case.
Bro, congratulations, Yu-Gi-Too Eggs.
You've made it to streaming university. My name is Tanner and I've joined streaming university. Jason
Jay, what the fuck? Why is he chopped?
Why is he chopped?
Oh
I pull up whenever you call
Super super super senior that's that's cool. So
Wait, did you say it's roommate?
Two times to lose
This is fired is he reading chess
Oh my god, they got a big ass for you look how big it is
I did fuck up. No, he has one set up see
Oh, that's insane.
Press the soundboard.
Oh.
And I just sneak it in?
You getting my video when I sneak it in?
I'm trying to get the next one.
You're already forced.
Forty-Q batteries.
But it ain't good.
Read a pin?
What's your mentality?
What's this?
Hold on, man.
This feels like I'm goddamn working a fuck it.
Like I'm the monkey from Toast Story, nigga.
Check every POV.
Dude, this is training me for this.
Wait.
A?
A. It just says A.
Sound God
No, hey
This is a honest thing wait, so he doesn't have a roommate, but it says a yes. No roommate
No, I was on it
Scenes cinema sale God
No, no, it's for me
Yes, no roomy. Hey wait. Oh my god
It just is a
Yo, what the cost dude, who could it be it might be
That might be
Imagine
Ain't you wapo I use your Sophie dude. I'm good. It's so
Nice and a double bag. I'm like I said, bro. I'm gonna get a nut. I'm not sure I
Never mind there bro. I'm home. Oh my god
Fuck this shit
Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh
My god, I'm excited
Oh my god
My
Schedule wait, what?
Come on. I'm on the back. Oh, Benji. Oh, no. I got see my boy Benji. I fuck with that nigga
Those are my tabs, bro. I got too many tabs.
I don't know what I got about you.
Suki's already starting a war?
Oh yeah, he did.
What the...
I'll be already shirtless.
He been assuming you for 20 minutes.
This is crazy.
Bro, he's shirtless?
He's been 20 minutes, Jerry.
Bro, I don't get it.
He's trying to get the Eddie.
He's gonna walk around early,
all the girls seem shirtless.
So, he could risk.
There's good methods right there.
Fuck.
I love you
Damn
Everyone's still waiting to get in yeah, this is like 150 people
This even Jason got
You never take the elevator streamer you can do a lag game you guys take them stairs game you
Oh
I'm 205 90. Oh my god. Yeah, never take the elevator shimmer you I learned that last year. Oh my god
Yeah, he has um like persona inspired
Little gadgets on it never take that shit
Okay, what what the fuck shit
Man, I think they have a cameraman. I'm sure he's like
Damn, so you have to go
Be on the phone though.
That's true.
He might not even have the light on yet.
He might have the data.
No, yeah.
He bought a live view, but he didn't even know how to set up his live.
Oh, I was trying to help him last night.
Really?
He didn't even do shit.
Yeah, you're dying.
This is such a dick.
No, but there's a lot of people that were calling me who went last year that I wanted to help.
It was like a bunch of people.
But I was like, fuck you, let's help out everyone.
Aw.
YONAH!
We are officially out!
Caramans whoa
Hey, you suck you suck. Where's the cafeteria?
He just understood everything perfectly like
First one in the dorm first one everywhere. Yeah, they go. You said ready with the girl hold on. Oh, you get wearing
We're
They got a big ass
With my roommate where we go around waking up or not karaoke, but I wanted to just
That's good idea
That's good ideas right there bro. Good shit. Oh, let me see what Jason. Oh
He'd rather get it's his brother. Yeah, he's over late. Nice. Wait chat. So who was you guys on my roommate?
It's a little big
Who's his roommate
Jason still yeah, only have your face you're showing sometimes you get excited. Oh, alright. Let me scroll down a little bit and then I'll zoom out
You see Silky with Silky on Jason Silky already crackin Silky
Silky he taking on that door. Oh my back
Yo, Archie, bro, you got a sleep game
My bad, I'm tripping
So what I said, I said you take it on that door game literally really like breaking down the doors and shit
Let's see has to run
I
Didn't miss this guy. Oh, so he was oh no staff staff
Okay, lacey we dug
This will go to wait you always run this bit
You know he told me he's going I'm waiting for buying it alive bro wardrobe. I'm a raider
Yo, wait, what Jason doing?
Oh shit any game arrested
Jerry no, he already got the first attention. They took him into the tension already
Yo
I
I don't want to watch 10 streams at once I rather I'll rather miss something than have 10 streams at once
like I'm not watching all this bullshit fuck no I don't like watching this
Yu-Gi? What the fuck? Yu-Gi, do we have to do it for me, Chot?
Let me see. Oh my God. What did he do?
Oh my God. Oh no. No!
Yo!
Come on, buddy.
No! Free my man!
Oh my God.
Are we done? Are we done?
I'm a trucker.
Free my man.
Yeah.
What did he do?
What's the shit, bro?
What's the shit he got?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is this the thing where agent was like,
who are you?
Why are you here?
I'm not taking.
What are you doing?
What was his charges?
Is that a big job?
No, I know, our man's got arrested, but come on, dude.
Oh my God.
I see you need it, though.
Alright, man, I'm actually, what is your pay grade?
And, Liz, I will, I'll get all the parts in the chat.
I'll ask you.
Yo, my God.
Oh, yo, I really like the chat.
The chat broke.
The chat blew up for us.
I'm gonna get a fix.
Oh my god.
It's not really about you enforcing attendance.
I know you said it on stage.
You can actually do it.
OK, so push attendance.
Like, not only push attendance.
You get breathed the best words.
He does that.
What's the word?
Oh, come on, man.
Because this is a six-point-two-note.
Show up, show it up.
No.
Participation.
Huh?
Participation?
Yes.
Oh.
Yeah, man.
Good.
Bro, read my man.
Yeah, and they freed him?
They freed him.
It's sad.
is genuinely sad bro.
Is this the stairs?
Y'all sure they don't want to take them stairs?
No, cause he might run down the stairs.
Nah sir bro.
What's up?
I mean, I was there first.
Everybody back up!
Excuse me, excuse me, we gotta go down.
We're not going out of the free.
And if you're not a problem, we're gonna do our next.
They wrongfully arrested me.
It's fine, they can wrongfully arrest me,
but it's okay, the law will always know the law.
No
He lagging in the escalator
Wait, why does Elizabeth Walk past Yu-Gi and cover her nose?
Yo, why has to go on 140p?
Hold on, he got good peel, didn't think a leech could build down the stairs
Yo, leech
Hold on, what's animal?
Yeah, tank's alive
Oh
The fan snuck in
No, everyone lagging
He was using the escalator
No, freeman man, they got him.
Are you going to barrel?
You can have an hour in streaming.
We already got to come down, but I'm just staying here.
All right, I can see him, but I can't hear him.
Now, first they going to have lag, but they going to bounce back.
Yeah.
All right, let me see Jason's roommate.
Oh, yeah, who's this?
You have my location.
Oh, Jason, get him out of the way for another angle if you got it.
Get him out of the way.
Oh, Brayden!
Oh, this is how many hearts he gets.
Let's get him out of the way.
Let's go, you kids!
Oh, he's in the cabinet.
Oh, my God!
Damn!
His first impression of the cabinet was interesting.
Oh, he's right there waiting to get in.
Yo, free my man!
Free him to his backwards!
You've got to be some type of an embarrassment.
No type of professionalism.
Yeah, he's walking around the studio.
Yo, you can't ruin it, my man!
Read it real!
Oh, my God, read it!
I can't take this, something!
We got it!
He's got a word on it.
I can't take that.
That's the only thing.
Read, I gotta go!
He's got to hear the word.
He's got no words.
No, wait.
You're gonna be the first one to see...
I don't want to go!
What?
Yo.
Yo, I'm lying.
You're gonna be the first one to see the jail.
We got it all ready.
You wanna run?
Wow.
Hey, bro.
Let me know when he goes in jail.
see what it looks like wait for it did they get silky too
oh I love I want to get out of this I can get out of this myself
you got another one?
what?
end up!
Jerry!
no Jerry!
Jerry!
oh my god!
Jerry!
you got a monkey balls bro!
Jerry!
you just, you caught yourself over a Jerry!
dude, you think he gonna bring metal fucking things?
I guess
Criminal
This is your professional squad right there?
Come on.
Alright, come on.
Give me the dino's.
Oh, his sister.
I had a good one.
I'm not even sure.
You need my interest.
Come on, bro, let's go.
You need my interest.
Let's go, bro.
That bag right there.
Come on.
You damn right, man.
You got too much money to be walking around.
Let's go.
Watch your mouth.
He want to be walking around with your asses and all these big old trucks.
Chugs
I think it's true.
Oh my god, we need like a hundred something.
A hundred something? He said a hundred something.
How you doing? How you doing?
Chloe, so nice to meet you.
You know me. Oh my gosh, how you been?
I'm a little sweaty, but I'll give you a hug.
How was everything?
I'm proud of you. Wow, you made it here.
You know me, very proud.
Thank you very much.
No, I think you'll be back. I'm sure you'll be back.
Hey, I need a movie!
All of that suitcase is food, okay?
We got a restaurant already, that's no fun.
They don't free the they don't free the fuck you real
First day out nigga first day
They are making first day out track. Yes, you be making about yourself. I've got heart bone, bro. That's right. I'll stand on you
I think it's got heartburn
Marlin
I
Didn't mean to be like I was just curious. I didn't mean to be messy ging. I was genuinely just curious
I was there as a stinkin of hella shit, yeah, I would be curious. Oh shit little nigga
You know snacks
Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
Thank you for this opportunity.
Thank you for the gift, bro.
Yes, sir.
I appreciate you. Are you ready to go crazy?
Very excited. I'm ready to get some luck in.
I'm ready to see new people, collaborations.
I'm ready to shock the world.
I heard your story, man.
I heard your story. Go crazy.
Yes, sir.
You go. Be safe.
You're not able to stream. Do whatever you want.
Do you want a snack?
Let's see what you got in there.
Oh, fuck.
Hold on.
I got a gift.
Let's see what you got.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Get snacks.
Oh, your favorite.
Hey.
God bless you, all right.
I bless you.
Shocko clock!
Shocko clock, baby!
I like that.
No crazy.
See you, champ.
Bobo.
Shocko clock.
Okay.
I'm going to say it right in front of you.
Boop monkey now.
So it's going to get you to the last.
Perfect for all the years!
Me too, bro.
Me too.
It's just FOMO, bro.
I'm happy you, he's there.
Yeah.
You can be in Shinshame or me in Shinshame, bro.
you should shave your body off a little more.
They have this thing that's sweaty, bro. His hands look good.
Wait, what's my phone? Murphy Hall.
Do I leave everything in my room?
Come on.
Damn you.
Jerry, shirtless, sweaty, sexy.
Huh?
He walked away.
Pull it up.
What the fuck?
He's a good method.
I'm not gonna show you this.
I'm gonna show you this.
Janitor as janitor.
He not a janitor?
I'm not.
They call.
Huh?
Not a janitor, they got him off the ship.
What happened?
He's an agent.
I love my key inside all my door
No
Why does Van have the live view, bruh?
He too rich to have the live view.
What?
Okay, let's see what they see on him.
And, uh, Karate.
Guys, if you let him overland, he's better to come...
Jay's crashing?
Is he a static key?
Bruh, what the fuck is that?
Who's a static key?
Oh, Eddie!
Who's a static key?
Uh, Jason's shit.
That's fucked up.
First day's always bad.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
You gotta be a good neighbor.
I'm excited to do all the good things.
Everything's in here and everything's taking care of here.
Now, here you go.
Hey!
You know who did?
Yeah, man.
You can scream.
Go pick him up.
He's gotta be everywhere.
You know the game. Yeah, what it is? Hey
Can't get mad
Listen
You have two classes, though, in the schedule, yeah, you have two full classes in the schedule,
okay?
But every time you're at your own office, you're moving, go ahead and talk to me.
Wait, I got my own office.
Yes, yeah.
I can decorate my office.
I believe you have your own home.
That's perfect for a desk house, son.
You're going to be good, right?
I don't have to shout when I'm thinking of a kid, right?
I don't know.
It's college, right?
Tyler, it's college.
They're in college.
It's okay, though.
We're in college.
You're right.
We don't bring professors back.
We know it's not the last year of SU.
You're right.
Let me see what you got, John.
All right.
I got you.
I ain't gonna let you down.
I ain't gonna let the people down.
Are you on game sometime?
Yeah, we go.
I got a little computer set up in my office.
Oh, god.
What else are you supposed to do?
What else do you do?
Put up.
I like to say, you know what you need to do?
We need to do this.
Oh, god.
Hey, you're up for that.
You're too big.
Go live.
Go live now.
Don't lie
That's fire
We'll read not so let me know when like Ludwig Baki Ray if they go or something
Let me know when they go bro. You know what I mean? Yeah, I want to see when all the homies go
I'm sure Jason
Get the fuck away from you
Oh, yes, I was there early he and John hit him with the mic
I feel like there's not really a point in staying in my room, I don't know who my roommate is.
Maybe get a little better rep hold than me bro.
You know, he was sneaking into Jason's bed and hiding it in his closet.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, he made it up.
Whoa, it's a lot.
He's not even that bad, right?
He's just crashing that.
He's not even being able to bring it.
Yeah.
That's good.
Yeah, if anything, he doesn't love Captain America.
Like, God.
He has loads there and literally there to help him as far as he wants to.
I'm going to talk to him about production out there.
Hey.
Yeah.
No, no.
Because words like, he works for Captain America.
I don't see if things like that come along.
He's the most works for TV. So he's probably just helping Jason. Hey, boys. Oh, he's taking us in his room.
He he he found out what's he I don't know. I'm falling for the zuki knowledge. I'm not sure.
I'm fucked.
My phone is so hot right now. Oh, wait. Oh, it's over here. Oh my God.
Haskell. Haskell. Where is this man? He's in his dorm. It's crazy.
Yeah, he would use it
I
Have your body like
Different
Just fucking ignored me and you didn't yourself motherfucker. No
That stream is that.
Fuck.
See that talk to me?
I don't know about that, and I didn't even see it.
Okay.
Yo, how do I resign, Brooke?
I'm a real-
It's okay, listen.
I believe in you.
All right?
I will, I actually have like a real lesson to teach.
Okay.
And I brought a detention book.
That's all you're gonna be snitching.
Oh, I'm a snitch.
Come on, come on.
I said to see you at Eddie Martin's.
Kai, I would never drink.
I would never smoke.
Oh my God.
Oh
Cutting up to see me. Yeah. Yeah go ahead and write them up
Go live go live go crazy
Yeah, I'm gonna ask the first train stream and she said W's in it in the chat, bro
Whenever my dog comes back
We're on cost. She said that yeah, she did her own dead dog so that she couldn't do a club with you. Yeah
Sover baby
I'm watching your stream another day. Oh you said I'm like a blob fish
I did. Yeah. No, no, no. Don't get the amnesia. You sound like a blob fish. You know, you know, you look like what an educated kangaroo
Listen suburb
You made it now listen
All the side you put the work you desert out of a lot of people you definitely deserved it
I
Wait, I see y'all in the next
Niggas don't get up what you guys promise you ain't got nothing to say. I'm gonna see you on campus game. Fuck you
Real about
I can't believe I'm here.
Are you going to spoil your show in Bacchi Ray?
Yes.
Okay, alright.
Great, great.
I ain't alive.
Hello.
Hi.
Listen.
Yes.
I know.
Also, I have Stan Exxon if I flash you.
Stand right here.
Oh, right here.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
So listen.
Yes.
That's good tech guy.
Can I use the last minute Jaff pick?
Okay, yeah.
Can we talk about that?
Okay, yeah.
I don't even know why you didn't go.
I don't know why you didn't go out your way to like I don't know why you were scared that you wasn't gonna be able to come
I'm shy. Okay. It's the IRL streaming. It's like I have control issues
That's why I prefer to drive the car and like I feel like when you're around a lot of people that are IRL streaming
You're not driving the car. You're like in like a bomb and you're oh, yeah
But no, it's different because I changed my perspective
I got FOMO and I was like I should have applied and then you called me and I called you
You call me and it's like, I'll be there?
I'm so happy that you are here.
You don't even understand.
You are a professor.
Yes, I'm a professor.
Yo, teach.
You've been in this for a minute.
11 years.
Oh my God.
11 years.
Oh my God, amazing.
I'll teach you all my secrets.
I'm so excited for you.
Valkyrie, tell me what you,
tell me your name, what you're streaming at.
Okay, hello.
I am Valkyrie.
I've been streaming on Twitch and YouTube for 11 years.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I'm teaching brands elevation beyond streaming.
I feel like I've done a lot of things task streaming and I feel like I can teach students how to maintain a successful career
Beyond the streams. Yeah, you play one more thing. You're gonna snitch on everybody. Let's do the same back
Yonah's next
What is he doing?
Oh, he's what?
Talk to me if they're roommates.
Come on in. I love the application. I love your personal experience.
Everything's going well.
Let me know.
Oh, so they're roommates.
We're actually solving skills.
Stop pacing.
Ingest hop. Calm down a little bit.
Put some VR on.
Change your outfit.
Students, stop fucking.
Listen.
What?
Do you have a two to one throw?
It's going to be a master throw.
No, I'm going to throw it on the real good.
If you don't mind, I'll be able to help you.
And then we can have 300 and Injust hop everything.
Because B-Mart and Sobi's not good.
It is better for Sobi's mind, but...
Y'all are both, uh...
For this scene, it's one to better.
But isn't this your new shirt?
No, no, no. Don't you fucking...
How do you get to move this?
How much of that would be fine?
Where are you going?
Come down!
Yeah
That would actually fire
She he on game
Some of the bit rate and then I'm coming yo
Recently engaged handsome young lad
Dude, bro, you know he's in Brent. Oh professors and stuff that are different
I want to get you out and um
Um, yeah, you're gonna do my thing and you're gonna be good.
I'm working on it.
All right, you can shoot me right now, boy.
All right, what are you shooting at?
Yo, what is it?
How to get, ooh.
All right, all right.
I see you on campus.
I really just play sports.
Is that my little kid?
No, no, no, no, no.
I would love that class.
Be safe.
I'm taking all my classes.
Oh my God, Lord Wigg is in the building, Chad.
Lord Wigg is in the building, y'all.
Lord Wigg is in the building.
What?
No way, they're saying Lacey's having a slumber party.
Yep, check, please be at me, everything,
special everybody.
The ultimate shaker.
How you feeling?
Don't be shy now.
Who's this?
Oh shit.
What do you mean oh shit?
She's got a cloth.
Where's Bonnie?
I know bro, I'm just on the end already, gang.
Bro, the party's already in, man.
Dead ass, bro.
There's too much cool shit happening,
it's literally making me feel like, damn,
what do I do in this world?
Bro, look at this, you kind of have to be a narcissist,
bro, like I want to make it about myself.
Joe, thank you for the role.
I'll see you later, brother.
Okay, she's near the end so I'm gonna have to watch this
She's just a fucking friend
AHHHHH
I'm fine, I'm fine
Yeah, why don't you do nice, she would have let people cut her
I see you on all the girls
There, you're not going
You're not going
Oh my god, she's mad at you
It's funny how John runs and you know how they have the shirt pulled?
John has the hair pulled
Oh!
I thought he was Bobby
I've been doing that shit too
It's good Memphis, it's good Memphis
That's not evil for her
It's good Memphis
Oh fuck
Why is she got black balls?
Get your ass on an IRL game this shit. This shit looking this shit looking
You on that blackberry game
I
Know there there you go
Oh, it's your money
I
Dad no, what?
Yo, I like those glasses dude. He doesn't like he doesn't like that be this guy
Yeah, Sukey Melody booted up
People have early game. She didn't she give a fuck
She's never care many either. I got that. Yes. I mean, you don't have a history of having a
It's a great show, I like everybody's clash.
Talk to me, come on in, you are Canadian, right?
I am Canadian!
Where can they watch you, where can they see you?
Oh, it's Sarah Farooja.
Okay, Sarah!
On everything, yeah, thank you so much for having me.
Are you ready?
I'm so ready.
Okay.
And I apologize for swearing when I like-
Don't apologize.
When you text me, I was just like really excited.
Don't apologize, you're good, have fun.
Thank you.
It's really amazing.
Thank you.
Put on.
Sarah, you're good to see you, buddy.
You can now be loud.
I appreciate it.
You find out your roommate when you get there.
Thank, can I ask you, what do you think about
like dating on campus, like is that it?
That is not against the rules.
Okay.
If you wanna date, don't get you.
I'm gonna be dating.
Go and do whatever you want.
Okay, we got this.
Don't date a man.
Go and date whoever you want.
Oh, no man.
Well, so nice to meet you.
Yes, so nice to meet you.
Yes, nice to meet you.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
He said she's on date.
He said she's on date, y'all.
She's looking for a man.
Say, now you do know.
Now you do know, right?
You was on that too last year, nigga.
Oh my God!
Yana!
I'm telling you, Yana.
I'm telling you!
Yana!
What you want, bro?
Yana, you are special.
You want to know why you are special?
Yeah, why?
Okay, you were in the shoes of the small creators last year.
I was.
And now you're, check, from fact,
when we shot the film, I didn't tell you.
No, you surprised me.
Yana thought she was not going to come back.
No.
And you have a year of war to try to get in combat.
Brother, I'm like, you see what I'm saying?
Oh, you have this stuff at your arm.
They're going to give you all your stuff,
because you are a club director.
Yeah.
All right, so we're going to make fun.
I'm looking to see you play.
No, I'm so excited.
All right, all right.
OK, but don't play with me now, because you know,
I'm going to be the best hand club director that you got.
You know what I'm saying?
Not for real.
You know, if you get what I'm saying.
Who's she talking to?
No, I mean, I just want to know.
Who's she looking at?
Imagine her friend or something. She's probably nervous. You know T-Pain said he got that. I mean, but you know
I mean I'm gonna have to hop on that. I'm not gonna lie. Okay
You can now go live. Okay. Okay. See you. Bye everybody
Hey the twin, I'm gonna snitch on everybody. I know I'm a snitch bitch. Bye
That went Tantra. Love you Yana man
So, Yana is now live, Yana J on everything I believe.
Or just Yana.
Talk to me, Yana.
Talk to me.
Oh, I think she let her party.
What was that?
Yana's in the building.
Now listen.
Yes.
She let her party chat?
That might have been her.
I don't think so.
Even if she was sitting on, oh, J Shark.
Wait, are these guys and these?
Wait, oh my god.
I
Yeah
I think you have to go in the did you go in the line to say hi? Yes, I didn't get a key
I'm not sure
Hopefully I'm in cloud.
Oh you apparently everybody goes in.
So I'll see you. What was your name?
I'm Amber.
Oh she was at the cookout.
Oh really?
Nice.
Bloody!
He's not.
He's hideous. Fucked you.
I would say when he was at the suki mellow and he didn't even kick the wrist.
No I mean she tried to wrist him.
Sex purity.
Yeah
He does look like a professor like actually like he's seen professors when I used to go to school
He literally looks like a fucking professor
Uh, woo, horror, farming, nice backtab
He takes a good turn in here
Yo, yo, my clippers, my clippers
I need y'all right now, gang
My clippers, I need y'all right now
We here, Jerry
I got you, I'll clip right now
I'm not gonna save my beautiful
I wanna
Niggas just gave me a great exclusive
I didn't even know this guy had a cologne
Nobody knows the guy had a cologne
OVO cologne? Oh my god
Is that not leaking it?
Yeah, you sure on this?
Nigga, everybody got it?
Ladies and gentlemen
What do you mean, am I leaking it?
Blazer, blazer
OVO cologne is crazy
It doesn't smell like drizzly
I won't be smelling like this
Oh my, oh my, are you okay?
I'm late for the party, gang
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm just asking you.
Wait, so you want to chat to me when you don't know your answer?
I don't know yet. I couldn't read it.
I'm just really sad because I was just looking into the cause on P.K. and I'm not.
Okay, okay.
I saw him. I see how she's moving.
I see how she's moving.
She don't want to mess with Marty.
I'm going for the consular.
This one.
I'm going for the consular.
It's probably blowing his hide the fact that it's like it has cool. Yeah, but he's got a run around in just all
But he's got a row where he's gonna jump around until he figures it out
Lacey was silk. Well, you're what the fuck?
It's raining
You're going to be the first one to drop out.
I'm leaving.
I'm dropping out.
You're going to be the first one to drop out.
I'm dropping out.
Make sure to raise me.
We back.
No chat when I'm back.
I'm on Yuki's and Jeff's.
WDUG.
Because of my back.
How you doing, man?
Dude, I love fashion.
I mean, you're the last one.
Oh, yeah, man.
Any time, bro.
Hey, there was an idea in his chat.
It's all right, bro.
Don't be hard on yourself.
What do you think of this?
It's all right.
Where the shit?
Wait, did you think this would be cool?
Oh, my God.
Oh
There's a chance just a chance
There's a chance
I
But if I'm not there, it's okay. Nice. Wait, how are you gonna be wheelchair?
There's rain out there shit tell me y'all
Yeah, bro a whole ass dorm for just clover that'll make sense
No, that's fine.
I mean, she's a leader, like, she's a man.
She's got personality, but her leader, like, she's a man.
She's got personality.
Hey!
I'm not that dream comeer.
No, I'm not that dream comeer. I ain't gonna do it to them.
You know what I'm saying? Okay, hang on.
It's fucking hot and it's raining.
I don't know what this shit is.
Hot and it's raining fuck no matter for the thing over for me. God damn. Holy shit. They shot a little too good
What's it on?
Here get messed up. That's how you know it's human
It's in the south
Five days
Hold on a girl with a hot mess
Okay, so let's get in her bag. Okay, who this is a Jordan Lucas. She brought a rat game
Who's Jordan Lucas she's at a
This is for you.
Maya.
Get down to shit for you.
OK, you don't know what I want you to do with the lab.
Maya.
Maya, go to the bathroom.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is for you.
This is only for you.
It got your name written.
Oh, look at her.
I don't give a kid to be back.
Be back, be back.
And this is what?
This is a book for him to stay alive.
Keep my baby alive.
You're lying.
Close.
We're going to call him Darnell.
Darnell.
My place fight is a D here.
I ain't never with the college.
Jesus.
Jordan.
I actually did his head up.
What's the fucking hell got on his back?
Damn nigga
Nigga what type of shit
So I try we're gonna go back to our dorms and back holy fucking shit
Oh my god, look they're almost Earth's like half
Benji, I fuck up Benji. Oh
Benji, let's go Benji. Oh, wait. Oh Benji is roommate. I'm gonna go meet my roommate chat Benji
like Benji's good ass roommate he cool as hell no middle-earth no middle-earth I was
taking that oh yeah look they are roommates okay that's fine
Jenny said the weed is my fucking roommate god Christian I mean not not
This is not Shadyr's ship, but I just don't know what to expect.
He keeps out of Jason's birthday.
Oh, he did!
Wait, he said he bought a fire job?
Who?
Nothing, nothing, it's not Shadyr's.
I don't know what to do.
What?
I mean, let us go on auto.
Everything's on auto.
I swear to God, everything's on auto.
Oh, yeah, I'm telling you, I did everything.
We did everything.
You know what it is why it looks dark why it's the iris you find the iris scrolled all the way
like to the right and that's not I don't think the iris is out of yeah your chance
I
Shit, let me shit, maybe he's shaking my bunny these bro
My last last last dance is a time
First of all, I'm a kid
This is my phone somebody stole my phone
No, I'm not
Oh
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
This is the color of you.
Okay, but they could have been red.
I'm going to call you a little off the business.
That could have been love.
See, since you, I need to get it right.
Why are you, are you, did you smoke?
Do you have, we don't you?
What?
Do you have, we don't you smoke like a lot of weed?
Nah, I see what happened was, I was vaping a little bit.
But you just wanted to...
I couldn't disturb it.
You smoking?
I don't know.
One real kid got weed on the campus.
They got weed?
They got edibles on campus.
Who?
And they got vips.
Who?
You have to give me a couple sobs if you want that
People got
I'm not gonna lie to you. Well proto. I like this guy
Did I ever tell you about the time I got bullied in school? Yes, I'm J. That shit
No, come back come down put a calm down, okay
You are good. You can build everything you want. You're a professor
You cannot panic right now people need to learn from you. I know but it's like your club directly
If they do something about me, you know, I have to retaliate
No robots no flamethrowers no automatic beds moving around
You did not give me
I do any of that when I did that no emotions. No, I have to there's no
No, okay, all right get your niggler ass out of here the niggler get out
You know
Get out wait
Okay, I'm gonna make a public service announcement and it's on you that you know how the fucking you lose your phone keep it
Here fucking pocket. I got my other phone in my pocket. I'm gonna make a public service announcement to find it
What kind of phone is it?
iPhone 17 silver
Okay, and then let's see what Yugi's doing Yugi he would use it
I
Are they saying our key
Well, I missed it
I think somebody's here. I'm not even trying to troll
What if one of the alumni is your roommate?
I'm on the way.
But they said the alumni not announced to an 18.
So you go out of no roommate for three days.
Oh, I'm not sure.
Hey, I need to be my true.
Huh?
You're still streaming, hey?
You need to hot stream?
You're not even streaming.
I don't want to be on the room.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I shouldn't have.
I mean, sit.
Wait, wait, wait.
I said, hot stream.
Hot stream.
How?
Wait, Archie's at you?
Archie, did you get the email?
Oh
Wait, no, that's good. That's looking good for moments. That's looking good for moment
I said no, I'm waiting in dilemma. No, no, no, no, maybe your roommates coming real. They're just not here yet
No, I'm coming in Jolinder. That's how I know he's coming. That's how I know
We know we know you don't got a lot
Here, you know, I didn't I show no I don't have it from not yet. I don't think he sent them yet
I'm praying he didn't send them
Yeah, I don't think he sent them yet. That's what I'm praying on
Wedding
What is the degrees out there, bro, she's ready for her all
Just sending it home
I'm a snitch
Wait chat you guys seen when I did my email on stream cell on God
I feel like he's choked out.
Is this not, is this Sinus?
Oh, are you sure? Oh yeah, yeah.
Sinus, is this yours?
On God, I'm checking if I put a typo in.
Yeah, you fucked up? No, no, no.
On God, send me the ball.
Because I've been checking my email and I genuinely don't have anything.
So low key, that could be a chance.
But at the same time, that should say clover and fucking funny mic.
So who's that?
Who's Stanley Lee?
Oh, that's the thing who do tricks.
We have three suitcases?
three suitcases. Janitor! Janitor! Janitor, oh sir. Um, hey Janitors, listen, I was thinking
that maybe you guys could sweep my suitcases to my door, to my door, to my door, to my door.
So let me tell you something. Do you know what you ever heard about boots?
Passet and boots. Hey, hey, so we can't sweep our way to your door.
Oh
Or he's done even called you yeah, right? Who this
Who's that? Oh, that's that girl
I remember she had a boyfriend.
I'm curious if she's still coming.
Not live.
Go live.
Think you got her.
Did you just call me dada?
Did she just call me dada?
Did she?
Dada?
I'm a mad as hell.
Yes, her.
She ran into the same thing.
In person application winner.
Why are you like this?
That was all customers.
I'm not a customer.
Okay, listen, but my everybody will find a light. Okay, cool. It's shawty. I'm on twitch
I'm on tiktok abnaya on Instagram right? Oh
Speaking of tiktok a bro, I do got the og name a rk on tiktok bro. Y'all got me right?
I
You're watching through the screen
I'll show you I can do it
However, who got a good pill these are in there right now. Everyone's finding what to do with shit
I didn't expect you to fuck with me.
Somebody! You're not helping!
Yeah, you're probably just a schedule in your room.
Okay, give this to me!
Okay, you stop arguing with me.
You're gonna stop arguing with me before I bite you.
Let's go. I gotta put my stuff in here.
My show friends.
We can't go back to infinity.
No!
Wait, J-U-S-T-I-C-E.
B-R-Y-C-E.
One at a time.
I'm who?
This is me.
Please nigga.
We're gonna be doping up at 8 o'clock tonight.
Or get a big guy to make you go wrong.
Where's they saying no, game? I'm not shooting at anyone.
He's great as a handsome nigga. I'd give it to him. He has a nigga man. All right. Let me see Jason and Benji meeting
We just hit 200,000 guys, thank you so much for 200,000 followers
Now we're gonna go down
Let's go
He got that watch
Booker
We dare it was that stuff
The hood right be staffed ask him. Yo, that's my go-to game. You got that arc you walk. Yeah
Let me see Phantom the police POV guys
Dude, he was calling me all last night. Dude. He was up too late. He didn't got like no sleep
He was up to 5 a.m. 6 a.m. I think it's because of this
It changes. Yeah, I might need to help
Yugi why his chance and play Roblox please cuz nigga that's what he'd be playing
It's so hard to watch everyone watching you watch people with sadist
Okay
still waiting for his roommate and it's raining holy shit I go back with the
way outside
he's moving a slow motion Jason and cat linked up
So the girls don't have a bathroom either.
I actually want to see a girl's door.
I'll leave you alone though.
Is it not all there, are they all the way to the same?
Because Kai said some girls have their restrooms.
They think he's going around every girl door they knock on.
Wait, they're on the same floor?
Oh wait!
Wait, if you were on different floors, they're on the same floor.
I thought they were, because last year it was girls guys, girls guys.
Wait, is Kiki Palmer?
Wait, or who's the chef?
I'm not testing.
I
Okay, oh, let me do a silky on super I take a shower and shit
I'll see you with one of the
I don't have you see
Y'all know
Gary you walk around here
You're not about to bully me this whole time
Nigga!
Okay, this is second year
We don't give a fuck
This is my university now
You know what?
As you stand for now
Silk University is my shit
What?
Shut the fuck up
He on that time
Stop laughing
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Shut up!
Yo, Marty, we want, who you?
What?
Who you?
Wait, you're not helping another?
No, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Don't let that back to you.
Yeah, Marty said he's a bitch.
What?
But Marty said he's a bitch.
What?
Now, see what he's saying.
This guy's a bitch.
They already going to the restroom to get shower.
Oh, hell.
Yeah, they don't get your ass thinking, nigga.
the
Oh my god, it is I mean brother. It's already the end of the day. So they can't even go outside soon
Because they're like, bro, they're Easter some shit. It's already dark. So their curfew is already soon. Oh, that's unfortunate. Yeah
I can't I crashed
But yeah, am I here?
What the fuck you
Haskell Benji
Marty
Again, I promise. Oh, yeah, I got you. Holy fuck, which are we here?
Oh
Shit cuz my chat looks like this. I can't I can't even read my shit
I think it's good I can read it I can read it
Oh
For fucking three hours straight run larkin this shit. I love I love this
Is Barney oh
Then this this this this
How I was larky everything game. I was no you can't say I'm I'm not a Hall of Fame staller game
What the fuck you dead ass? Well, Walter got the security the security. Oh, let me see security POV. Oh
They already are on all the these things watching clips all time you should try to find a party didn't oh, no, that's how they move it
By GGs, they have the
Asses
How's that 23 K? We're doing that bullshit. Wait wait at the beginning. Yeah, I'm a straight 23
Yeah
Security people these good people these everybody can send you could you
Look at Jeremiah stream, but I'm not allowed my shit is crashing bro. I'm trying to end bro. I'm just being a good friend
I think my ram exploded and then bro my food get here soon
Oh, and we have five hundred K four point five K cells. It's been a blessing, bro. It's been a blessing
Wait, bro, how auto can you refresh my sub one to my subs?
It's been a blessing man, I need me to get to think my son's bro because I was too busy and make it content
But thank you guys, bro. Wait. No, I didn't mind shit outside to
Oh
Okay, you can have that one. All right, so it's a no
Is that's what?
What look at fake hands?
Look how hard it's raining bro. What looking good though, okay? Oh my god
Oh my god, keep me on the guy. I'm see I brought a different browser what I got brave
My
Good, bro, he checked the weather to know to lock in
University
Junior University. No, but you go up with genuinely not chop anymore
He's a handsome nigga now, bro. You got a relationship. Well true true. What we got a girlfriend
I wouldn't we go do on stream. He's not got reason anymore. He's almost a baby. I love you
But first of all, Guapolo's been in with Rosie, they caught him, they caught him, bro.
They caught him.
They got him.
You see that one?
I got him.
My PC's desk about to explode, bro.
I don't know what's going on.
I
Fucking am I be why fuck
Take this Marlin's in there. All right, let me see. I'm on fucking brave watching this shit, bro
Yeah, I got to go to your shit what I told you that way
Hey!
Yes.
Oost.
Don't talk about it.
I thought I was a don't do it.
By the way, I, I wasn't.
Hold on, hold on, I'm like, shat.
I don't remember, I'm not shat, he washed, I'm a Kobe.
All right, let's take all this off.
Hey.
Shat.
I'ma try to go to Nas's room, but I might not.
I'll do it.
Oh, that's our dog.
Oh my God.
It's Thayya.
Hey.
Ha ha ha.
How you been?
Oh my God.
It's Thayya.
Chat, say hi.
This is our dog.
She's a girl.
It's Thayya.
I'm allergic, but it's okay.
It's they don't pee in my room, please
Yeah, I gotta say hi to my mom and stuff hang out. So I'm trying to go bro
Missed you
Hmm
It's been a long
Pull up now. Okay. Okay. Yeah, but my shoes exploded my shoes exploded
Love you. Hey, man. Love you, bro. Wait
She looks just like Jordan
You're not nervous. You're not nervous. It's like a poodle martis
No, yeah, no, yeah, she's cool
This is my mom's dog. Yeah, this is like mine
And she's all clean nice
Yeah, but you don't like the only dogs I can have and not get that allergic to any other dog I get so allergic it's so bad
Yeah, for any other dog, like bro, I basically die.
Wait, Trey, I gotta figure out why my PC's lagging.
I gotta figure out why my PC's about to blow, Trey.
Like, why the fuck I can't use a PC?
Brother, she's gonna be mad, I wanna fix it.
No, no, no, I'm about to play.
I'm about to play.
You hear that, I'm talking, I'm talking.
I'm talking.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Hey, Toki.
I
Close everything
Okay, let me try now if this doesn't work that I'm putting up on us. I gotta buy a new ramp
I'm not gonna buy that shit ASAP. I don't know fuck how much it is
Like that I don't know fuck how much it is and then bro clear clear my drive, but leave some of my videos
So I'm gonna for my own documentary of my life
So yeah
We're gonna get a story of this dog too. Okay, we need to cure some thinking
What the fuck
Missed you
Dude, I miss having a dog
Man, they just always bring up your mood like always because it is always so
Oh, see it stopped only came, bro, I don't want to do my face Milo. Oh, really?
His name is like, bro. Yeah, bro. I'm able to have him like have a life is shit
You know what I mean?
You don't think for the raid, bro.
I should have told you about it.
Losie, I'm here for the fucking raid.
I got no snacks, but hey, I should get some snacks.
I should get some snacks.
Topti, Topti.
And I got that with it, bro.
Now, yeah, I'm gonna live literally,
let's go to Best Buy, buy that ram literally today, bro.
I don't know fuck how much it is by the most overpriced rap ever bro wait auto-fishing me to um desktop
Not mean a phone. I mean a phone
Give me the phone
Ah
Dookie hey
Hey!
Hmm...
Hey!
My friends are crazy. I mean, bruh, this is my job, so it's worth it to spend whatever I have to.
You know what I mean? It's worth it for me.
Hey, cookie.
Aww.
I wonder why some dogs make me allergic, and this one I'm not that allergic.
If I was, I would be like, full red on my body right now, like, I'll be dying.
And you see it on my eyes.
Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Hyperalagenic.
Yeah, bro, I need those type of dogs.
Those are the only ones I can have.
Wait, bro, there's only a few dogs that are hypergelyic.
No?
Because all the big dogs, they give me allergic.
I'm pretty sure.
So I need some of those.
Hello, Brice.
All right.
Let's see if my shit working.
All right, bro.
Sleepin' in the auditorium.
She works there, right?
Yeah, I had a recent PC.
When I was a kid,
they were just like, you can't even buy that shit.
Hey, I thought you were loud.
You're fucking up and just saying, I know you're going to be loud.
I need it, bro.
Hey listen, calm down.
I'm down.
I'll see when you figure the list.
Before I even get it.
I'll get it.
You're not going to say anything for me.
He's behind you.
Bonnie Jane
Yeah, it is it's on the
They put it at the gate
I just want you to see I'm up now
She been friends with me for two years who she thinks you are Tyler
Yo
But what's up with John niggas man
And it's 30 seconds long
Do have social anxiety so I was really scared and you help me get on my cumbersome. Oh, I had one goal. Yes
I just I just wanted to hit 10,000 times. I've never done that before. Oh shit
Did he hit it a way bro, they spamming stable in the chat
I'm not going to no sleep, I'm not even trolling you, I'm not even trolling you, I'm dead, I'm doing everything, hold on
I'm lying
He asked for 50k dollars
I'm doing everything
Yeah, 10k subs game, you pushing the game, I'm gonna lie, just take a hundred and gift it and then just spam W
Oh hell
University, and I don't see a single tree
So I say let it grow
What in the fuck
Okay, how you doin' Lawrence?
All right
Okay, yep, how you doing juicy Jacob everywhere, right?
You're good. Here you go. You can now stream and have a lot of fucking fun
Yeah
You are in person
Or because you came in person you are not from the university
Okay
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. We're gonna make sure it happens. Okay
Mike is on your feet
They're telling Kai yeah, okay, bro. Bye
I ain't gonna lie chat I ain't gonna lie the list all around for this year is actually so crazy
Oh
Yup, yup, yup, he's saying, post it on the flyer,
on the flyer, on the flyer, on the flyer, on the flyer.
Okay, flakko, flakko, flakko, and guess what?
Walk my way here, like my max, I make him in a Walmart.
Tell me why, he asked me where to buy a gel blaster.
I always better buy a gel blaster.
That's how I start the thing.
That nigga a snitch.
I got one too, and then he asked,
oh you got one?
Okay, I see you're asking my office tomorrow.
Get the fuck out of my office.
Oh, shit.
What's in here?
No, that's a rat.
Can I see it?
Yeah.
You wanna take care of it?
Yeah, okay, would you like to take care of it though?
Yeah, I'm gonna listen listen listen wait. There's two mouth seen ads. Don't let it out though. Oh god
Say oh god, you know what?
But let the people know no
No, no, I'm not gonna risk that no
Yeah, bro, I'm trying to keep it a secret. I didn't want to say anything
I know I'm good. Yeah, they seem bro. You're good though. It's rad
I got you buddy I said it live on this okay so what you gonna want to do this is my phone
that's that's my phone well you're gonna oh no let's take the stairs I promise you
you're gonna need other how how what the fuck is rap it's rap bro yes rap is you
He's I mean Rathas Bonnie's cameraman. I remember
That's a W. Oh my stop we're not even working bro, but that's a W
That's a W
Mm-hmm, I remember she she asked me if I wanted to do it well, so like I feel like bro don't let the game eat
Yeah
Yeah, we're out doing our shit.
That was spoilers, bro.
These are the spoilers, bro.
Damn.
She's getting comfortable.
How you live, fuck.
The thing is that over his mouth.
Rough I have.
Wait, what?
Niko, Vox is there.
I didn't even notice that.
What the fuck?
No, let's take the stairs, I promise you're gonna wait for me to run.
Look bro, it is a big canteen.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm so pleased to see you.
We're after that.
I didn't know that I was gonna take the stairs.
Hmm.
You see, where's the Marlin's 222?
Wait!
Who's Marlin?
Marlin, 222!
What's the actual roommate?
Oh shit, Marlin's real roommate.
You're strolling!
Wow, that's crazy.
So Marlon's his roommate W
What the fuck fire should I go to my room?
It is
Everybody say Marlon
I saw everybody. I saw all of the first hand jets. I saw all of the first hand jets.
Run!
He's gonna breathe his jet.
My nervous. My nervous.
I'm ready. I'm ready Marmar. Marmar.
He's not there yet, dude.
Okay, this is our show.
Oh, I thought you were tired. Niggas said, let's hang strings.
Oh, Gigi, are you ready?
Oh, Molly, it's us, eh?
Molly, what?
You right there!
Molly!
Bitch.
I'm tired of these weirdos.
Uh-oh.
It's not me, bro.
He loves you, man.
Uh-oh, that way's not me.
Tell you.
I won't let you break it.
Remember, the rain is crazy down here.
That's fine.
I say, I love you.
I love you.
Ha ha ha.
What a guy's in there, really.
What a guy's in there.
We're the guys who did it.
Oh God, it's in there with it.
He's coming.
He's...
I don't see him, man.
I'm not running off.
No, no, no, she got food.
That's just to get a better daughter.
She'll be back.
And they are doing the right thing as students
because you are a student as well, so here you go.
Sir.
You are able to go live, king.
Brother, I like to be able to...
Hey, is that H-A-G good?
More of a...
Because right now you all look gay, affiliated.
Let's go right down.
All right, I don't know where that's coming from.
G-Chain Six, feeling come out.
Now here by the gang affiliated.
What?
But what's the rules on detention though?
Like, do I get a-
If you going too crazy, detention's a bad thing.
You don't want to be here.
I don't want to be a bum son.
Like, do you get a warning?
Like, if he's do some better,
you should at least get a stand for him.
No, no, I'm gonna put him in my office.
That's gonna be so bad.
I'm gonna put him in my bag, hey.
Get the fuck out.
Get out.
All right.
Yeah, how'd it go?
You
Know next yeah, we look you're good
Little shooter we're expanding into sports start over basketball make sure these students are the next little brawn
Mm-hmm, Steph Curry. Mm-hmm, KD. You want everybody good. Can you make that happen anything? You say I do?
I got a question. I really want me to train and train them or take it easy. No, like
I want the best basketball team, bro, I need to win.
We need to win, okay?
You know where homecoming is?
We need to win that drill.
You got like an hour and a half of them.
Train them.
Anything you say, I'll do, coach.
All right, let's go.
All right, man.
I understand it now.
No, I understand it now.
Let's get it.
All right, man.
Thank you, gang.
Please don't shoot her.
Leave her in the building!
I
Yeah, I feel it. Hey, we feel it good. We feel it good, huh? I love you. I killed that already. Oh my
Look I'm in here left. I'm not allowed. I'm jumping
I
content you want. Okay, here you go. You ain't gonna be doing no bullshit, right?
Um, what? Say it again? You ain't gonna be doing no bullshit, right? No. Okay. Absolutely
not. Okay. I came here to be focused. Uh huh. Keep a little first most important. Of course.
Any foundation. And, um, you said to take what to be in, uh, detention. What happened
next after that? The detention, if you do, if you do an overly crazy stuff, like, it's cool.
All right. Here and there, I might lose my office, but if we gotta go past the office,
okay, you can shut everything down and you might be in there for a few hours. I got
You you got toilet paper, but should I just message her one number you?
It rains, yeah, please it every year every year it rains. I don't know
I'm dead, hamster! Fuck the back! Give me my shit! I'm waiting in the fucking rain!
No! I'm speaking for the people! There's like 50 fucking people!
Give me my fucking shit! Give me my shit!
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Look what I just told my butchers!
Get Ron in!
We're coming in! He's not here, bro! You're not safe!
Give me my fucking baby! Give me my fucking baby!
Okay, okay, okay! Give me my shit!
Okay, I'm sorry. Ron, I'm done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Okay, here you go. I'm sorry.
And tell everybody I said my bad. I'm done. I'm sorry.
Oh, okay.
Oh, now he hit him.
Hey, you better fucking ran me too after this.
Not happening, buddy.
What the hell?
They sent me a picture of my dirt, but it was just you.
What is wrong with Ron?
I don't.
I actually don't know.
How you doing?
They cut work.
I'm so sorry for everything to be running on you.
It's not your fault, but I am pretty sick.
OK, I'm so sorry.
Not anybody with your socials are to make sure
that you can make a feel when they find you.
I'm looking there?
Everywhere.
Okay, I'm Aisha Sophie.
Okay, Aisha Sophie.
I'm so sorry for the rain.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
No worries.
Here you go.
Aisha, have a great time.
I have a question.
Yes.
A couple questions.
What?
Are you gay or straight?
I'm straight.
You're straight?
Yes.
Do you think everyone else would think that?
Yes.
Okay.
People would think I'm straight.
Yes, no one would think I'm gay.
Okay, I'm gonna take a picture of you.
Okay.
Thanks so much.
Hey, I have an anthem.
I need to show you later.
Can you tell me?
Yes, yeah, I'll make sure I come by.
I
Yes, you knew where I go to take you that. Oh, you want the
actual voting tickets? You want everything I love? You said
that they're Mafia about three. You said we're making
the same.
But we're making.
You go. I'm so happy to see you. I'm going crazy. Thank you.
How do you know? Everybody said you go. You do me, but
no, some people I had them among the names. I don't know
everybody. Yeah, that's a learn. We should. All right,
dude. I'm going to play for eight eight. Go. I'm sorry. I
I need to get it right!
Wait, so that means I get a pass if I bring my DJ board out or something?
You gonna bring your DJ board out?
Okay, say it, say it, say it, say it!
Thank you so much! We appreciate you!
Bro, I used that, bro. I'm like a health problem.
I said my stomach acid is not right.
Chat, be patient. Be patient. We're trying to get everybody in.
I promise you-
What does that mean?
Bro, we should let people in. Can we let as much people in?
Hello!
How you doing?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Dude, I'm squeezing my ass, she's out there
and just ripping down it.
It isn't so cute.
No, I'm so sorry, that's okay.
I didn't even know it was a rain today.
I'm gonna get you right, so you go to your dorm
and be nice and warm and get all your stuff here.
Marlia, right?
Yes, Marlia.
All right, so everybody, Marlia, all everything?
Yes, okay.
Marlia on every day.
All right, all right.
Oh yeah, I guess.
Oh, who knew it all?
Oh my God.
Man, the poor little getting everything there.
Oh my God, sorry, I ran over again.
Hey, yeah, I got the quill dorm.
I'm so sorry sir.
But everybody's welcome to come to my door.
No, not like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Where's the...
Oh, where's your closet?
Right here, right here.
Oh!
No, that's where the deans at!
She's in the back of the room.
Oh, no, no, he's taking me, he's taking me.
Oh.
Oh, see?
Everyone see that like the room.
That's not my bedroom.
Geez.
Okay, now I go.
No, but I didn't mean like everybody
coming to my door like that.
I meant like if...
Oh, come on, let's go!
We don't care!
I mean, like, if she...
She's actually standing in the back.
God, bro, I cut I cut me the last year. Yeah, you
I'm sorry for the rain. I know we open the rain. I know I'm sorry. I know me. No, no, no, no, no, I'm fresh. I can see what I've got
I know you got that shit on.
No, I got that shit on.
Oh, shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, please.
Damn.
I ain't gonna say, I'm sorry.
I did not know you were right.
I just told people to let people know.
It's crazy.
I know.
You're there.
You know you got to deal with that, right?
I know.
I'm telling them right now.
Come on.
Hold on.
I'm not even holding that.
Yeah, I know.
I got it.
I'm telling you.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
Let me see you right here.
Go to your room.
Is it allowed on campus?
Is it illegal?
Is it allowed?
I'm asking, is it illegal?
No.
So what the fuck do you mean?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you can talk to love if you want.
You gotta be joking.
But books first, right?
Huh?
Books school first?
Books last.
Get the fuck out.
Oh, get out?
Right now?
Yes, get out.
Right now.
I'm gonna attend.
That is nice.
That is a good outfit.
And it got lit.
You with Martin?
You see that?
Yeah.
Nice seeing you though.
All right.
All right, Maya, I thought it would be you.
I feel bad, bro.
We got the most handsome guys in the world.
Sarah Safari!
Are you ready?
I didn't explain it in the auditorium, but the gym is open at 7 a.m.
It's open at 7 a.m.
And here's the Michigan University trainer.
Holy fuck!
I'll train him.
Okay, train him.
Here you go.
Here's your schedule.
Here's everything. Can you hear me?
I'm so excited.
Thanks, Kai.
Have a nice day.
Appreciate you.
I'm trying to get right there.
W. Sarah!
Oh, it's you.
W. Sarah.
He's my dog.
That's yours?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're all the...
I think the rain's coming down now, though.
I think the rain's coming down.
Yo!
How you doing?
Oh, no, no, no.
I got you.
Hi, okay. I wanted to bring your present to a small, safe one.
What that is?
Okay, this is a hoodie, and so that's that.
This is from my brother.
Put your size up.
So I hope it's your size, but thank you so much for this.
I'm making this all day.
I'm here to run my team athletes at the stop ball.
So I'm joined to be the cheer team.
So hopefully I'll be the spot.
I can do some flips now.
How many times is this?
I'm starting to average during these.
OK, do not break your neck.
I'm not.
No, no, no.
All right, if you don't want to do it,
then you have to start on it.
Don't do it.
I mean.
OK, up to you.
What's she going to do?
Oh, the backflip or split or pitch you?
Oh my God!
Woo!
Oh my God!
That's like five people that can do a backflip!
Yeah, backflip, I'm ready.
Yo!
But, Tana Binnick, I'm repping Memphis.
Okay, I'm from Memphis, so.
Memphis in the fountain.
Yeah, Memphis in the fountain.
I got that for a second.
Also, wait, I gotta say something.
I'm biggest niche right here.
We were all side, I heard fireworks like crack.
This is before the rain happened.
But I heard fireworks.
Firecrackers, I heard them, I heard them.
Firecrackers like going off.
I heard music, okay, and then her screams.
Firecrackers.
God, I should pause.
The people told you.
Hardly yes.
But, um, uh, CJ, he, uh...
2S CJ, perfect.
CJ, he...
No, bro.
Wave dog, you keep pausing it.
Oh, wait, do you have the earbud in?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
I got you.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Remind everybody your name.
I'm Tatum Bittick.
Tatum.
And Tatum Bittick.
Tatum Bittick.
Bittick, because you said...
Oh, yeah, what's your attitude as you hold a?
Take a minute, that's it, take a minute.
Take a minute.
All right, take a minute.
Also.
All right, I'm gonna call the TV.
Can I call the TV?
Hey, people do call me that.
All right, TV.
TV, okay.
All right, bet.
All right, straight A's too.
Straight A's student.
My car!
I got a TV!
W, A.
Say the R-R-I-F-N-T-B!
My car!
Yo, come on, yo, yo, yo, yo, come on!
That's on me.
CB!
I don't think so.
Oh, tell them let some people in.
Tell them let some students, like, in the lobby.
They getting soaked out there, bro.
Let some people outside in, bro.
That's not, that's not, I'm so sorry.
Am I in trouble?
Yeah, no, I don't want y'all to get in the way.
Yeah, come on.
Hello, how you doing?
I'm soaking, I was dancing in the rain.
I'm so sorry.
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry to get everybody out.
I don't want y'all to get in the way.
I'm so excited, I'm so excited.
Here you go.
Hello.
No, tell everybody, tell everybody that I can find you.
What?
Tell everybody where they can find you.
There's your name, stream name, everything.
Oh, okay.
You saw me, you might be on Twitch, TikTok, Twitter, everything, but mostly Twitch, I'm a streamer, and do you remember me for my song?
The...
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
You make this happen.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Don't all of you get a love of this shit.
I hate you now.
I'm so excited.
You've already learned to roommate this.
Go stream.
You are good.
I can go stream?
Yes.
Oh, I have to stream.
Okay, go stream.
Right now.
Okay.
Bye.
Hi, I'm gonna see you later, okay?
Remember, bitter is not something that happens right now.
I'm sorry, I caused you to get in trouble.
Yes! No, I can't believe it!
Bonnie!
Can I call you a zombie?
What? Can I call you a zombie?
You're a great zombie!
All right, thank you.
All right, zombie.
Zombie!
Mr. Sinead!
How you doing?
I want to say I apologize, standing up right there.
I
Jay, that's fine, that's fine.
Yeah, Jay.
I'm gonna hand, bro.
All right, Jay.
All right, yes, give me the phone.
Y'all got my heart, all right.
Jay, mommy, zero.
Zero, yes.
J-A-Y-M-O-M-M-Y, zero.
Yes.
You're gonna make up for this my birthday outfit like
My thing was actually CEO CEO room tonight. Yeah
I'll be back on the 20th
Yeah, thank you, bro
Yeah
That's smart, bro
Know we're like socials
W Jada in the building is it her?
No, no, no, no!
Ah!
Opportunity.
Oh my God!
You know, I'm too rich to make friends.
I'm kind of nervous.
Are you guys gonna be good?
Yeah, I'm gonna part.
I'm not gonna part.
But what?
Not the party.
There's no party tonight.
There is no party.
But what though?
Oh, but there was like two people in line actually.
They said that they were going to like, they were gonna like, put, pin something on me.
They said that they were gonna pin that I was telling guys.
She's a snitch!
Um, I think it's named Guapo and then the raw dog moon.
They said that they're going to pin the fact that I was selling guns and I was selling and I'm going to sell water balloons.
The raw dog moon.
But I'm not going to sell any guns.
So we should be on the honor roll this year.
Alright, best. 2026. Alright, come on.
Yes sir. Yes sir.
Let me get you there right. Let me get you good. Body of the year is going to stream.
Go crazy.
Thank you.
Have an amazing time.
Bye.
W. Body.
Money throwing ice.
W.
One next one.
Okay
It's already more of my
Sorry for having to be in a rain. I
Okay
Would it define you I'm not gonna score zero four that I got a score zero four
Hey, are you ready? Hey chat?
Hey, yeah, baby a tuna fucking bro. It's about that time for me
Manic to split
So
This is about 24 in his bitch
All right, I'll be back on like on the 20th round. Hey, man, today was a good stream though. We find a K
I didn't want to hit it this room. I wanted to hit it for the return stream, but
Huh, it was putting on the left. I didn't really get to celebrate it.
So, hey, fine with your K-Party, Pauly.
Fine with your K-Party.
I feel like I never really get to celebrate any of my accomplishments.
It's okay.
Alright, man.
Hey, but shout out to the party.
That was you for the fucking raid, man.
Just go.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
What's a good song in this chat?
Uh...
Let's do let's do
Hey
Hey, I have some shit on my desk
Hey, the audio might come off for a second, I'm going on the speakers
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
Go down your speakers with this bitch.
Wait, you see that remote?
Yep.
Thank you.
Turn that fucking music, Drake!
I'm talking about stuff.
Oh, she's lagging.
Hold the camera.
Okay, you're doing great.
Hold the camera.
Can I show you how you're holding the camera?
You're doing that.
They're cooked.
She's in a live view?
No, it's TVU.
I'm serious, you look like that.
Yeah
Yeah, but she got right on the camera man. She did ask me but I was all like that have broke your rap bro
You can probably be funny with him. I'm not that funny
So
I'm a writer
I thought I was gonna writer
Shout out to God
You again shit. Amen. I'm a little sad. I didn't get in but a brother still a chance
maybe
Yeah, bro, and you guys bro for making this dream hella fun. That's what's hella funny when I was trolling this shit
And yeah, bro, I love you guys and I'll be back soon. Hopefully if not
I'm back on the 20th, bro
that ass. Love y'all boys. Take care y'all so I can catch up here on the next one. And
thank you bro, dude, because my dad's been down, bro. Like I know, I know some people
that would be like, why are you even down bro? To me, bro, this is my whole life, bro.
My goal is to be the greatest. So I gotta take every opportunity, so yeah, I was down.
But hey, you gotta keep pushing. That's all you can do.
I'm not your motherfuckers.
You know I'm in a jab!
Who am I gonna bitch, mate?
Get a shaz!
BDG rips your pool and just got better said!
Alright, excuse me, Jake, before I rat you, caz you-
you