Yeah, good morning robot I'm sure you're here
hahahaha
hey
Good morning, good morning everyone, let's have a good day today, let's fucking gooooo!
Why is this baboon picking shaman offland when he should be mid-player of this game?
I don't watch sports, no.
Your turn to pick.
why beef with we are because he's an idiot he's insufferable to play dota with last
time I played with him he doubled mid and just threw the game so yeah I have no interest
of ever making amends with him so yeah right now he just randomly decided to go play position
forward, pod low, please mid. You know? Like shit, it's just...
for battle
i have the feeling this one is in the bag
30 seconds to battle.
Oh, now I get to shoot stuff!
fucking x nobo just gives him plus 30 damage why would he do this such a thing
Hmm.
Ahem.
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fuck he's got to be on Molly or some some powder or something
I was real they just fucking
I can't sub Marci, guys.
of
I think he's just gonna have to kill you any time.
Oh my god, so good though.
What?
No, that must be a fucking visual bug.
It's no way I miss my last hit brother
Okay, jeet
if
Oh
How do I just have acid?
What did I agree with?
She's chasing us, she's chasing us
That's it! No more Last Hit Missing starting today!
enemies bottom tower has fallen
Dude, Winner in a Paws 1 sucks, I know it fucking sucks, but let me have fun with her, god.
Seriously, all this negativity in the chat, why don't you check yourself?
the
Your top tower is under attack.
Ha ha!
Your top tower is under attack.
Your top tower is falling.
Your top tower is under attack.
Radiant structures are fortified.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Thanks, VH.
Blacky, Blacky.
I run, that's weird.
My coffin
This did not just happen
I
Smoked water
I'm not ready.
Tommy, this did not just happen.
I'm sorry.
You're not going.
Oh, bliaa.
Oh, the Wee-Haw!
My name is Wee-Haw!
It's Wee-Haw time, guys!
It's Wee-Haw time!
It's we hard time
Spudox I see you
what the fuck go to torn guys i can do
I run like the wind.
Another arrow in my clip.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
hahaha that's funny
HA HA HA HA HA HA
instructions are fortified
I'm so glad you did this, you drafted the ship.
Go team fight guys!
That's one way to end the game.
Second question.
They double jump, this is kinda good.
I
Extra I'm coming I'll save you
It's kind of free game for Windrunner, maybe we can win guys.
Why am I hard stuck to her cause I suck ass, is that the answer you're looking for?
I'm washed, I'm unq.
That's why.
the fuck is he doing?
What am I thinking about BASTER or what am I thinking about BKB, what am I thinking
It'd be nice to get life still fast in one fucking time, but this would just...
Don't want to fight until I get BKB.
I don't want to hear his voice, it sounds like a faggot, I don't want to hear his voice,
like a fucking idiot, i found him
he's alone, but i don't know, i can't really kill him twice
I'm not ready.
I like the wind.
Not that.
This is a bit risky but it's okay.
double jump
He doesn't have, uh, God string.
I just want to get BKB first.
I don't know if it's 31, bro.
Go behind him, bro.
I'm just standing here.
Go behind him.
That's the wind.
got his fucking IP and we hit him down back like an Xbox
They have vision here, I forgot
I can kill them
I'm not here.
We should fight if we can.
I think it's out, I think it's good, oh well.
Oh, we are so fucking good, son of short even pausing dude.
What do you think? I think brooch actually is more damage.
I think so, right?
Shiva, Warcry, they don't have pipe.
I think actually a lot of damage.
I don't know, P.
You
You can't do anything about it.
You're not going to need lifesteal.
I'm hitting anything that's right.
I know one, I know one.
Fuck.
The source is shackled, they're like moving like, so random.
What, I think?
Could have been worse.
I got TP.
Still have everything.
They're gonna wait god strength, maybe trust me.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Kill these elves.
smoke around
I can rock there, it's up first
I
I think fly
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
We tried our best, we tried our best, but we could not do it with Weehaw.
Let's do this, I'm lucky, I play with Wonder Kid, he's not taking his bipolar medication,
I play with Weehaw, he's not taking his bipolar medication, I'm not sure, it's hard to play.
Bro has more deaths than the sum of our entire team.
Except the sum of our entire cores, okay?
He has more deaths.
You're a talk bearer surrounding the town.
You're a talker.
That's all.
Fuck, guys, I'm strong.
of
Your middle tower is under attack.
Guys, um, do you guys want our vault to go next? Let's just go run at them.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Might be flying.
Okay, I'm gonna go run in and feed.
Yes, I can't get faster.
He looks down.
You're an angel!
Your ancient is under attack!
I'm in love!
Your ancient is under attack!
Your ancient is under attack.
Radiant.
That was good.
That was worth it.
Of course I have beef with Coleman, this idiot like sucks ass every game I see him in and
he takes my carry so actually that's not true he gives me carry but every time he
plays another role he just goes like 0-10 so this is effectively like I just
give him a carry it's the best chance to win
I don't know dude, I actually, you know how many games I've lost because of this guy?
It's not even funny dude.
Do you know how many games we have single-handedly lost to me?
Like, do you want to see a game?
Look.
Look at this game.
This is a game I played off stream, one game I played off stream two days ago.
game dude like I don't know this guy on my team he just griefs like and the
thing is he pretends not to it's like the worst kind of human being he's so
delusional that he thinks he's not griefing like look at the shit dude
these guys are double-mitting both of them and look what they're doing
phylactery bane and then like you ask him why are you grieving he's like bro
I'm not griefing bro. I'm trying to win this game, bro. You don't see it, bro
Seriously, bro. I just play for fun, bro. I don't try that hard lol
God fucking hate him
Sufferable
Thank you.
And we were winning that game by the way, we could have won this game.
I'm not even like talking about the context of that Bane game, like we could have won.
Look at my kills.
Wait, you don't see it.
We could have, uh, we could have won this game.
Look at my fucking score.
But these guys, he just refused to play, he just kept running down mid.
We were trying to win this game for 28 minutes.
Me, me and Marana and Lesh were actually trying to play, and then he just kept feeding the whole game.
He legit just wasted 48 46 minutes of our life because he didn't want to play
It's insane guys. Just not a human being. I actually don't understand him how he can have like a functional life
He probably doesn't
Maybe on Malia some powder or something.
Get them, Tiger.
We lost, because if DDX picks me and we get Weha,
and because he's last pick, so...
Unless Blue decides to pick Weha, we're fucking fucked.
We're fucking fucked.
Long story short, if Blue doesn't pick Weha, we're fucking fucked.
Enemy is telling you to pick.
pick we have come on come on please don't pick care for you don't need care
for
10 seconds remaining
five seconds remaining yo my friends would you like to play support your
turn to pick I don't care you can pick whatever you like playing
just pick something and I'll pick something
Five seconds remaining
Your turn to pick
Does this breed off thing
Ten seconds remaining
5 seconds. Turn up! This guy's crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or something, or some
powder or something
Yeah, did you accident?
Did you accident?
I did.
and you guys did I did
I did
you see what you say Josef K
I said
Sampoor, Sampoor, what are you doing?
Oh fuck, I just remembered, Champure is the tiny...
Why is it always us together?
He's a changed man.
Easy.
It's fucking weehaw, one game, next game fucking Champure,
next game Wonder Kid.
Fucking Skecher comes up then, cause he just wakes up, cause he's a fucking idiot.
This is my life.
Oh, oh, oh, yes.
This one, my friends.
30 seconds to battle.
The battle begins.
the
What are you doing?
This guy is just pingabee'sing me dude, I can't fucking, yeah, what the fuck?
We gotta be on Malia somewhere or some powder or something.
Klogathnik level 2, Shampur, Kuraatna, Shampur, Chib.
Bro, do not stun Range Crips, please. It's really bad.
Oh, that was good.
fucking mist
this guy is not even last thing either, to be honest
what's going on bot lane?
bro it's damn pained it's pretty much
just play
the
the fuck am I doing
the
I'm under attack.
Get myself.
Dude what are you doing?
Well, what are you doing? Why are you just not studying?
Popper your friend?
I don't know. I have to deal with this clown of my lane. North lane has 6 deaths in 6 minutes.
It's just fucking life.
I'm not sure if we can death that.
It's fine if we can get the ward after it kills.
I just lost my tower, casual lost my tower, cause my lane doesn't know how to play Dota.
Yeah.
It's hard to use, what do you mean?
I was wrong, I was wrong.
I can scout for you.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
Okay, here's the arena.
Every time you watch your stream you complain about supports.
Bro, look, do you want to see the scoreboard with your own fucking eyes or what?
Let's take a look at my support, 3-6
He said Lion is owning because he left my lane, got two kills
So Lion can have some credit
But my other guy, I say, he's owning or what?
So I have to pretend that he's doing a good job because he plays support role
Is that what Braindead people think?
You think it's hard to play support? Okay
You want me to get in or what?
I'm dead.
Help.
Oh, everyone's missed.
The first sentry is here.
I will spawn. I need to random. I put a ward here. We're a lot stronger here.
no no no we don't we don't run in run in run in trust me run in
three heroes no grip
no part of all my friends eh
Your bottom tower is under attack
Looked out Canada though unlock
What does that mean?
of
They're doing something, we can't farm
Yeah, but he's playing like this, that means he's probably been smoked
No, I mean, I mean, I'm sorry
You can kill Brood
Yeah, I'm gonna come back
Can you shove it online? We can solo S2
Solo S2
Facts
Okay.
What happened to your charge?
Interesting.
We can dive, dive, dive, dive there, diving bottom.
Oh
Life goes on
There's two people in our jungle only.
I need to heal, then I can fight them.
They have 5 mid right now, they're going to do something in the desert.
I thought I'm just getting baited, that breaker.
uuughhhhhh
no pain but
i'm worse
Maybe I'll more though, so...
I don't go in line, don't fear.
From the tower, maybe it would unbane.
off a group now just don't let me get to the group. I'm just saying that don't worry if
you guys initiate, I'll always have one trap for the group. They're gonna fight top, but
We're not ready, don't go top.
Okay, drain bot.
Wait, wait, I'm sure we actually won't even come, so we can come fight.
He's gating.
Okay, boys, it's okay.
up.
I think that a roach just played down here now.
They should gait and go our wisdom though.
Don't have scan yet?
No brood.
Cut me? I can cancel?
I think we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back
Take wisdom Mars, we're back
They have a drip
I have a druid
We're kind of midway from here
I haven't shown
I don't think druid dies
under attack.
No, no, no, okay, there.
I think we just split, here.
A carry doesn't have carry built, just fine.
Let's take a carry.
Two creeps pushing.
in line set up sidelines
of
Help. Help, help, help.
Yeah.
I think when I'm up we can fight. They use Grip, they use SF-40, he's kinda useless.
As long as we don't feed, then we can fight in 30, I think.
Mars, can you come mid and get ready?
Use pipe by the way.
This is like the best fight we're gonna have, Mars. Can you come?
If they have no spells, Mars, can you come mid?
Okay, yes.
Mars coming bro, no pipe, no breath.
This guy is so fucking stupid.
He's coming.
What do they have their spells now?
Set up silence subs.
I don't know the Mars do you even understand like you formed your BKB you didn't even press it
you understand like it doesn't matter you have your BKB it matters what they have to like I don't
know what why you play Dota like you have no fucking brain cells really less IQ than a fucking monkey
It's so fucking insane. People just farm and they don't even know why they're farming.
If you just farm, he dodged the mid fight to buy BKB, he didn't even use it.
That's the point.
It's just such a waste of time, these people.
Let's just fucking go. Let's just go.
of
the
I hate these people so much, I don't even give a shit, they're so insane.
What is this fucking build?
of a problem I don't really have a middle in it I'm not gonna carry it kind of lines
going to carry this? Alright, let's go.
What if I get psychopath build actually?
This is crazy.
That's good.
Although I don't know, I'm pretty sure Crimson's better now.
Okay, it's fine.
It's going to be a random we have farming the edge of the map.
They've learned they're following him I don't know but they're gonna come in now
I showed it, I think I'm going here, so...
You can do it again, you can do what down there.
Go get first and do it.
If you can go Hex, that's way better than OctoRi.
If you can, it's a really good hex game.
smart stacks
kinda kill on me
riddle on me, yeah, but shit
let's also try to attack
We can come on T.
I think he's playing with triangle vision, can we just go Dwarded instead?
No, no, no, wait.
I'll show.
Thanks, champ, you're really helpful.
Oh, shit.
There'll be many now.
Alright, they see us.
Alright, people, here, push lanes, push lanes.
Let's set that server.
They lift the wave.
I wonder if we're smoking right now, they don't have SFO right now, it's like 80 seconds.
70 seconds, can we go?
This build is literally intention is to find Champ here on side lanes.
one line is up with you
there's just up 45
no group
They're smoked here, he's killing traps.
Kill ringmaster.
We're about to put spiders on our mid racks.
Okay, I can't cancel his axe by the way.
No, no, no, no, no, of course.
We got jammed, right?
Go check this with jammed.
Do you want to take it?
Just D-word some shit and then return the gem to base cause it's actually a bit bigger than I had.
I can put traps now.
We have Hex, we have BKB of Aegis, maybe we just run into this area.
I can't, I can't slip, but there's no damage.
We're killing Bane right now, we're killing Bane.
Use SF opts.
There you go guys.
SF, I need help on SF.
Annihilator 2!
Annihilator 3!
Annihilator 1!
One or two.
Two.
Three.
Two.
Three.
Two.
Three.
Two.
Three.
One or two.
get every tier 2
careful jump here, there's gonna be a timing where they can go in here
you linking me?
linking!
linking! linking!
it's too late! it's too fucking late!
for the last 20 times!
we can kill them!
If he link in the orchid I would have a fraction and I wouldn't die, but it's life, I guess.
Yo, go S5, their entire hero is literally to pick off, go walk now Gem, I think I'm TP'd.
the
one of the
one
They have a ward?
They go left too, if we can get this.
I'm going to wait, scan them.
Doesn't have a lot of support in like 30 seconds.
top
Missing everyone there
Never doubted voice never doubted this far has 14 TPs
I don't know if my meld is being cancelled by my force or some shit, what's going on?
Dude you see it?
That's bullshit.
You just miss it.
Wait, so I have a question. If I throw my meld out, then I cancel my meld while it's mid-air. It doesn't bash?
Like, I do this attack and I force in. Yeah.
But then it's not bashing, dude. I don't know if it's ping or something, but it's not bashing.
Oh, holy shit.
I feel bad for this mood I feel he tried so hard
I don't know dude, why doesn't Mars just listen like I
Tell him they have no smells. I tell him. I don't want to join. I don't know what we are. I'm waiting
I'm dodging this. I don't want to put any of these people. I'm honest. I'm honest
I'm gonna say it. I don't want to play with him. So I'm gonna wait
She's gonna chill away with the lads lads. Let's just wait show the boys. Yo, what's up guys?
How you doing?
This guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Malia some of those some powder. I think the Slark is better than Weaver
Weaver is really strong if you see your lane matchup.
Dark is really strong if you see their supports and they have no threat.
I think it's fine. I just don't think you should go into it. Um, like how I played a long time ago
I can't find it, but when I was in Netherlands, I was playing on the last week of November. I was playing a lot of
Yashaka, yeah, but I think
Let me show you I think
Yo, what's up, brother your biggest fan from Finland huge love watch every day yo, bro. I listen
mpux03 I really appreciate that comment thank you man I hope I bring you joy I
hope I bring you entertainment I hope overall it's good vibes you know what I'm
up I was gonna do yeah I think this yashka is fine I just don't know like I
don't think you commit to the axe and stuff I think you can do this you can
do this, do like, because in my opinion this Yashakaya is supposed to get you to
damage per soul at the high level effectively with a lot of souls and
then you can scale into right click but I haven't really truly figured out the
best transition items. Like I think it should be fine to do this, at some point.
you'd butterfly satanic and then ref maybe should be like this I think I think
that should be the six slot
I don't know what else because I think Silver's bad Silver looks good when you
have this but then when you get the next item it feels bad I feel
I don't think you can buy silver and blink on SF basically. It's too much useless gold.
Because you just...
You just like, you know, you blink in, you ulti.
Fuck.
You blink and ulti and then you need to fight, right?
You need items to fight. Silver doesn't help you fight.
So...
Yeah, I did this build like long before whatever pure did it today. I don't know what this guy just said.
but I had problems with the mid game item build transition.
you
What's the hardest role?
Dota?
I think the hardest role is POS4.
I think POS4 is the hardest role.
Because I think, well honestly no, I think POS3 is harder.
I think there are a lot of good mid players that just stay average.
was off lane because I think off mid is like full of really mechanically skilled nerds so
when they play against her all the time it's like an average is higher but the baseline
is lower and the the peak is much higher but I think pause 3 is by far the hardest role
but it's easy to have impact like I mean dude you can just do what most offlaners do like
Default and that will get you pretty far. It won't get you to like win, but like tournaments like you can just do this
You know you can be a bot that just buys these auras and occasionally you'll just tell it like you just group up any fight, right?
That's average it's like easy to do this
Like it's not hard long surf first, please
But I think
Pause for has the highest variance which makes it difficult in a different way
it's like
Pause for some games you you have to break rhythm like there's no stable rhythm
I feel offline and and carry is pretty stable rhythm. There's not much variance in your gameplay
You farm for the same items every game you
Lay in mostly the same way every game
But 4 is like you can randomly need to go take water rune at 2, you can randomly need to go TP safe lane at 3, you can randomly gait at 4, like it's just, there's so much random stuff per game that depends on if the player himself sees the opportunity.
Like can visualize the game.
So I think that's my 4 is the hardest.
So how many points did I last get?
Nice
Like so Tony with the gift that's up to the great is human earth
I mean that's why credit is one of the best plus fours like socks that Chris because they play Zoda
They played 10,000 professional Dota games and scrims and stuff.
They've come across pretty much every scenario, right?
Some powder
This guy is crazy fucking gotta be on Maria some mother of some
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some little some powder or something
10 seconds remaining
5 seconds remaining your turn to pick
my um I have this like it's like open wound I don't even know what the fuck it is
Oh, something, I mean, something.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or something, or some powder or something.
Back after five years we old AS.
But honestly, I feel most offliners, um...
And this is like in a loving way.
I think people who play off lane are just brain dead.
I was talking to Xayah about it many years ago,
and it's like, we both came to the same conclusion that's like,
to play off lane in pubs, practice it every day,
to get to the point that you're skilled in off lane,
it gives you brain damage, and you just start like a, you're just brain dead.
Like you become completely some form of a sociopath playing this role.
As I said, he became one, he just became this like apathetic human being.
So yeah, that's why I think most all finishers are just brain dead.
And it just comes with the role.
You smoke me?
It's just a game.
You want to fight?
Fire with fire!
Nothing touches the heart like I've been often.
The battle begins.
Ahahahahah!
The battle of war is the least.
Caretans.
This pro no, he's losing all his HP right now.
I'm trying to kill him.
Stranglers!
Bro, please play more average, we can kill him
For that, granola granola
dude what is this stupid camp doing dude?
I don't want to let them jump boogers.
no my fucking career dude
I
Yeah, it's half the play.
You can't, I'd like to keep pushing pop, if you guys come back.
I'm making big fat uc wave for top.
Can you guys come?
Yeah, I'm coming.
Nice bro, you timed the last set for the kill, you have to improve it and I see your hard work spent.
Yo bro! Yo! Thanks, appreciate it.
Listen, hard work pays off.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not nine months, maybe not two and a half years,
but at some point hard work pays off my brother.
you're a trusty mage
your top town is under attack
holy fuck it shit
I'm gonna get him.
Oh, that's close.
Look, a big juicy wave for the boys.
Come.
We'll make it even fatter.
Hold on.
Where the hell are you going creep?
of
it's a good net, fuck this beast, come net, come net, come net, come net.
the
xD
Beast is here
you can go bottom this way
I'm coming bot.
I'm about to miss the pings
2 on health seek to go.
I think I just eat some creeps.
I'm trying to come out, I'm trying to wait for him
I wish he was going fast
I can feel all people, I'm strong
I'm in, I'm in
the
I'm under attack.
Pop lava.
What?
She have the shop card we can kill him.
I trust you.
I'll take my ass.
Thanks.
Uh-oh, thank you.
I like Zoran. I feel like you always have high resources and you actually use mana on
anyway. Like I thought, I think the Falcon Zoran is good actually. The only problem is
right now I feel like I don't have a slot anymore. What do I do about it? I guess it's
It's okay though, because I have my shard and lance, right?
Kinda good.
What the fuck is a beast there?
fuck she does first line fuck fuck they were the beast
24-7 that's why
Fuck
I hurt.
I'm going to kill him
I wonder, maybe hindsight would 50 attack?
The 50 attack range? Maybe it's just better with death pack charge.
Maybe you can just like, farm a lot more, I don't know.
What do you guys think, chat? What do you think? Tell me about it, what do you think?
50 attack range, is this significant? Lance is 140, I don't know, is this significant, dude?
The enemy's top ranks has fallen.
No, no, he's not that bad, he's my friend.
of
I mean, mostly the logic of this 50 attack range is like, if it can help you get one
extra attack on a skeleton archer and one extra attack on your hero, isn't that way more
more significant than 10 second CD on deathback. Also the issue is if you go 10 second CD or
a reduction on deathback you need soul ring. You don't have mana sustain, all the spell
usage. I don't know, 10 second reduction on deathback is not even that significant either.
theoretically it does make it better so it's 45, 40 seconds CD, 10 so it's 25% less right?
but it's not like you can abuse it that much, it's a lot of mana
I think, I don't know hard to say
Dragon Lance works with skeletons, yeah, that's literally the hero.
If you buy attack range, your skeletons match your attack range.
That's why strafe is so good of a spell on clinkz that gives you 200 attack range.
Holy shit, what the hell, was that 30 points?
No, I don't know, I think the death pack talent is not that good.
Attack range talent is not that good, but death pack talent is not that good either,
so it doesn't really matter.
Kass is a good hero, I am not good on Kass, I have no idea.
He doesn't seem as destructive as he used to be though.
Okay, I'm just gonna play Winner then.
Actually turned out to be a good win in our game.
E.T. Marana? Pretty good.
Get Inko!
Oh, God, Corbett's playcares, we lost.
I actually am going to go to Shackle Fasset and play a Power Shopper in the game.
I don't think Killstrat is that good.
I seriously think Killstrat is super overrated.
Cause like what it means is for you to use your facet...
Huh?
Chicken.
Uh, this facet means that you kill steel.
And so that means you use your spell at the end.
Like I don't know, it doesn't seem good.
Like honestly, I don't think it seems good.
It's also not good.
I think so
Our level one smoke is shit, maybe we smoke to get vision
Go, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch.
30 seconds to battle.
He's in the bag.
The battle begins.
I need to know the damage to him.
because they can get a lot of damage
what's wrong?
what the fuck?
What the fuck? How? How is that possible?
Bro, what?
That was a psycho move. Kind of respect.
Can you buy a regen, so we can like fuck this TA?
I'm gonna actually kill TA.
Myself coming.
Sorry, you had a ranged elotus.
I'm not checking around cause it's killing me.
I'm going to kill Tieta, and you can.
Before four is level six.
Coming.
Stay here, we're both in my direction.
I don't know why he ran away from us, but...
I don't have a power shock.
I come back now.
one
lucky
I'll see if they can hit like that, I guess.
I see us, I see us, I see us.
I need tranquil, this game actually.
I'm fine, can you help me?
Maybe bottle me somehow?
It's not too sure guys.
I need urn before chasing, I can't go.
fucking smoke
why do the fucking idiots always pick AA by the way?
is there a reason you think like it's always the baboons that pick AA
like when they have to play support they just pick the worst fucking hero
I thought I could die, that's fine.
you
I can't bag it, I can't bag it.
I need some time
What?
Okay, bottom. Timber, can you come bottom too? Kaz, want to fight for this. Kill easy target.
I
Can shackles
I don't know what I shackled
dude i can't
i think we need to open tower
or else map gonna feel shit soon
let's go up the top
no roll
she is giving it up she's bottom go make sure we kill this tower
It's fine, my stack I'm just okay here.
No, Timber, can you please come hit this tower?
Stay gating guys, stay gating
Don't try to catch me if you have stuff to drop, oh my god
I'm dead
I don't know why I'm dead because no one can listen to simple instructions in Dota 2.
Yeah.
No mana on pango.
Maybe you can get it.
Oh, I'm on push waves, I don't give a shit, fuck it.
No, I misclicked!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I think it will be nice to look at what's on this side.
The chain, I will silence you there, Razerone.
Focus fire.
In hindsight, the bar they're getting this gold, probably not a good idea, but...
You think I played?
My focus fire is just merely a distraction, you understand it?
of
I might be able to shackle this pango on this guy, I can get him, I can get him.
Tower mid, 2nd tower mid. Timber you fucking bot! That's all good now, it's fine.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
They're running top, running LCTP top maybe.
I almost trust you
I'll see me, I'll see me
You wanna grab smoke?
Go, go, go, go, run asm, go, go, go, go, go
You got him
Bro, I don't know, like listen
You're pinging smoke
But we don't have smoke
You know what happens in Dota when you don't have smokes?
You can kill towers together.
You can run together.
Instead, you're a fucking bot who sees creeps.
You just run to top creeps.
If you run mid, you kill the tower.
You can run with us into this area.
It's fucking genius, isn't it?
Holy crap.
Running to kill towers faster so we can run to areas faster so we can kill heroes faster.
It's amazing.
Too bad all you see is creeps on the map because you're a fucking bot.
I'm here.
They're gonna duel you. I'll see you with Maron Altea soon.
The irony of the situation is that we used the smoke to stack ancients
I can do it.
No, no, no, save, no, save for him.
No, save for him.
Guys, no save for him.
XD.
Oh, good, though.
We'll see.
Acoma's coming in.
They have zero spells.
Let's see what Koma does here.
Let's go, Koma.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go
Let's go I
Should think it but support is kind of my role because every time I play support people just run at me with every spell in the game
And then my I'm a support at the end of the day
It's not even it's mr.
Bobiath and mr.
Bobiath is targeted by every spell in the game always so maybe I should place up because dude this guy just do will be here
Used roll on me like it's not worth it
it's definitely not worth it dude if I'm playing fucking carry and then they see
my little cuck windrunner they use every ulti on her I'll be so happy
fucking soy boys
It's a nice thing, and I can just have it.
I'm glad though, I don't even know.
Probably 8th, I guess.
Go kill him?
Just one ATO sale till die, we don't need to commit anything.
Crazy.
I can bait duel for you, maybe you can kill them after.
by the way
maybe we are not gonna take the second one
we can do rock n' roll
yeah go go go, put some more
they might be smoking
I'll just run her here, break anything.
They run alted, run alted.
This is the only sentry we have.
We can maybe fight some of them, no matter Timber.
Timber, are you coming bro? I can fuck with him here.
look
my second one
Shit!
Look mid, Pango I'm going to show maybe.
He doesn't have blink on pangam.
Go kill a tower.
They're all gone here. Every hero is in topside. Just kill this fucking tower, please.
the enemy's bottom tower has fallen
and if you have small guys attack them top
can't you just keep going i don't know
i don't know if you die
maybe you die i don't know
but we have two solos
okay hey you solo him first every time okay
we have two solos and crimson
I try to catch chamber, can you come?
at home I think. I can still go mid. Okay, where is he there?
I last tier.
oh you should be blinked in there'll be cute you guys
I can't believe you can just blink in like that and live by there
I'm not sure if I can kill him.
I'm going to go bot.
There we go.
Maybe we can fight guys, we can fight, we can fight. No fucking spells, go go go.
Ain't a killer guys, ain't a good man.
I like how the colma is just shoutcasting from the fucking grave
save
be on Molly or some of some powder or something.
Kiyosha fasted is so fast, I'm so convinced, I have no idea why I want to get to it.
It's one of the worst fastest in Dota.
Cause like even if you don't, the thing is even if you don't want to max your shot,
just max power shot and then goes fucking tangled fast, okay?
Yo, where's my hamburger off?
I know you won, but let's not keep score.
I don't even know how to react
Oh god, what if he doesn't come back guys?
Okay, so we lost or what?
Nipol?
I don't want to play fucking AD.
no i fucking hate that hero, how do you want to piss this here as an animal?
turn up!
this guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on molly or some powder or something
80 less than three.
Alright guys, go group up, go group up, go go go. We need to fight together.
I go in and watch, push.
Yeah, I think I'm the worst.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
What the hell is this?
I'm gonna try to throw him.
Oh give me a word, give me a word son, look my carrier, you can, whatever, play Ember.
I don't know if that's the case, I don't know right now.
I almost got you.
Well, I wonder why this guy's muted, I wonder why.
I wonder why, guys.
I wonder what he did to be muted.
I wonder what did he do.
hahahahahah
what kind of wrong guy is this guy, i can't believe
You
you
Hello
Who's playing right now?
I'm Navi.
What's my favorite color?
I don't have a haircut. I don't think about these things at all.
They'll try to be edgy or anything that like cool, like just because I dismiss it,
but I just don't really think about these things at all.
favorite hero, probably, I guess, is one of my first dota heroes I played.
I played SF into the 1.
I played SF over 2.
When I was pro player, when I just started playing pro, I played SF all the time too.
I'm my favorite hero.
What I think about Elder Ring? One of the best games I ever played.
The experience was amazing.
It was my first Souls game.
So I think for me specifically it was like a...
introducing a brand new...
genre...
gaming. It was really fun. I would play deadlock if Aspa was a clubbing, yeah. No, I don't
want long hair. I would go bald if I could. If I could go bald and not care about my hair
ever, I would do it. Hair to me is just like a nuisance. I don't want to like, I don't
worrying about it, cutting it all the time because it's long, I like it.
This is a fucking wee hallaby dude.
This looks like some shit.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy as fuck.
He's gotta be on Molly or some powder or something.
If you like Elden Ring, you'd love no rest for the wicked.
Early access game like Batman.
Brother, I died my hair during Covid because that's literally what else is there to fucking
do.
Like, it's Covid.
Like, what are you gonna do with your life?
just do random shit. After COVID I didn't really dye my hair. I tried a lot of different
hair styles throughout the years. I tried dyeing my hair, I tried what do they call
it when they make a curly? What do they call it when they curl your perm?
Do I think I have the best job ever?
No.
I think jobs that create extremely memorable experiences, whether good or bad, is the most
fun job in the world.
So for me, that's why I take an interest in medicine.
That's why I like playing competitive Dota a lot.
Because when your emotions are running high, hold on.
When your emotions are running high and you're feeling either extremely positive or extremely
negative and your adrenaline is pumping, that is to me the most fun job.
So streaming doesn't give that.
So I wouldn't say streaming is a fun job.
I mean, you can make decent money, but at the end of the day, what's the point of having
money? You're going to die anyway. Who cares? I mean, don't take it out of context. What
I mean is, do we picked on the into razor a bit of a doobies one? Like I was watching
to show the pit, and they were dealing with the one of the like disasters, the mass shooting
casualties all that like 100, 100 people in an ER and like less than six hours, right?
And like you just see humanity at its core, like you feel every emotion, you feel everything
brother.
That's what I think is the best job.
I'm not saying that specifically, but something of the sort that can give you that kind of
of acceleration. Exhilaration. Exhilaration, yeah.
Dude, stress is good. I like stress. I look forward to stress.
I don't want to chill lifestyle when I retire. What is this?
Coffee? Oh, kefir.
What is inside there?
Honey?
That's good.
Highway to Barat, there's something to pussy!
What the fuck's the point of living life?
What do you think you're gonna vacation your whole life and sit there?
Do you think vacations are fun when you sit there and your vacation your whole life?
Retirement is ass, dude. I hope I don't retire when I'm 80. I hope I keep working at least working on something
I care about I don't want to retire
As in I don't want to like just afk my whole life, you know, I want to do things that are that are fun and challenging
When I'm 80, bro, I'm gonna learn professional golf. There's Sammy
Never go through my life, but when I'm 68, I'm gonna try
I mean, everybody that retires, like 90% of the people who retire are bored.
There's a snagging old plans.
It's happening, top.
Son of a...
How does this Razor just sit here and tank a fucking Omni attack game, is he stupid or what?
He put some shriek on me, I got 4k, 1 other sentry coming.
I'm fucked up.
He doesn't have Link, by the way, just like no threat.
He doesn't have link, by the way, there's like no threat.
What?
Don't ever mind, buddy.
What the fuck was that moan, man?
I'm watching you, I always watch you.
tomorrow brown but I will do some rounds
I opened smite here, tiny tp bomb
oh bluuuuh
I want to cheer on you for your
What's up with this freak dude?
I want to dive top this. I won't be late.
Zip and the double cop.
What is that?
Stay safe, Sky.
Tiny's not here, right?
Stay pressure.
Oh
Tiny not checking rune
Fucking bought tiny dude that's credit
Johnny mouth tiny ticket
I'm off guys, I'm off.
Alright, this is amazing.
No, I wanna die, Murph, Murph, Murph.
I need like, 30 seconds.
What is this guy doing? Like, he doesn't even care about the last hits. What kind of behavior is this shit?
Just deny it, let's me deny every creep, what is this?
What?
I did it one more fucking time in there you little pussy.
We can even dive this murder.
If you stack too sticky, just run at him with the slow.
I strapped right there guys.
I need to stop bottom for some reason.
Come to the way.
I wanna look
I have to check out
Okay
Go around, go around
Okay, I said fuck this guy
I'm killing him
What?
Stop it, I want him
What is this bugling game?
I'm killing this Razor, it's animal.
I'm in position got you I appear
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
You think Tanya's still bottom?
Yeah, he is.
It's not.
What?
It's not that bad, though.
Oh, you just go bottom, that would happen.
Alright, raise that TP up.
I think we should just open bottom tower, then.
Welcome.
Care for behind that one.
I'm here, I'm here.
Bro, there are like 50 centers on the top.
It's insane.
I'm on the button
the
I'm on the...
Holy shit they all fucking deep in there.
I
Know you're there you're gonna kill me
Holy shit, they all fucking keep
Yes, can we do something?
Kill the Razor
That's Razor core back back Razor
That's insane why the fucking the TPing top and the towers dead it's insane shit
I don't have a reaper
of
the
I don't know if I have TP's
I bought some TP bar guys
Dude, these two idiots did that
HAHAHAHA
Dude, these two baboons are mercy and dee-dee!
They're so stupid, they just run together like fucking Elofins in a pack, dude!
They're just running around the map like baboons, dude!
Look at them!
They both have this stupid fucking item and they just cast it on each other, dude!
Looking, I'm looking.
I'm going over here.
I'm going in.
guys they're buying he's buying crimson guard on weaver against puck sky bat like
do you understand the kind of hatred these people have for me bro like it's
unbelievable I'm literally the solo physical damage dealer in this game I'm
the only person right clicking this lobby and then this guy's buying crimson
for me and he also has this item too these guys are idiots actually all of
I have a button guys.
I should be late boys what's up what's up bitch
I
I have no button on me.
Radiance courier has been killed.
Okay, Tiny have blink I think, now.
I will just keep shoving this to lane.
I have something ready.
stay guys, stay stay, don't go away
tiny, tiny is there, tiny is there, we're playing
we're dying bottom, we're dying bottom
He's just looking for me. He's just looking for me. Literally.
Watch, I'm on the right end there right now.
Watch me, you're putting more.
I need a m4tha. We can get that.
You need m4tha? Watch this.
Hmm, what's that?
There, there, there. There's a tiny m4tha.
I got 2000 health for hobby boys.
There's some break.
Marcy.
I got 2000 HP, hold me boys
OH SHIT
AWW SHIT
Dude, you guys are trolling me, seriously
He's just- he's just-
He's just-
I want to get it.
I just got it.
I need to fix it now.
I'm not ready.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy funny about the Amalia Sombra or something.
He's just gotta kill Casual.
He just got him killed. Casual.
Two CJs at least, man.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Farmer boys, what can I say?
Getting the job done.
I'm anchoring bottom lane, don't you remember Quinn's video?
What are you talking about?
I'm AFK.
It's called anchoring.
By me being in this area and preventing them from accessing these two neutral camps, I
have occurred, I have created a situation for this teamfight to occur.
Sammy. Now they're gonna smoke out and kill me bottom probably.
He's here, he's here, he's here.
Are they... are they FK?
I'm not ready.
I'm ready.
Not yet.
I know what you wrote and I agree with you buddy.
Some people just never learn, you know what I'm saying?
can we get a meepo game what do you think this is fucking five guys or something dude
you ain't getting shit.
Shard and Weaver is only good if you're buying Deso. I don't think Shard is good with Mjolnir.
Most cases when you play Weaver you're abusing your attack distance and shit, so I think it's mostly a farming shard.
It can be obviously used aggressively, but most of the time when you buy it, it's not used for that purpose.
I
play this game the same way Kez played? What are you talking about? Dude, I hit towers.
That Kez did not hit a single tower in that game. He legit did not attack an enemy structure.
This entire game. I know this game. This game. Let's look at his building damage. 15th?
Let's see, nah, that's not right.
There we are, uh, shick.
mode escaping prison I guess today today let's take them let's take a moment to be grateful about the only loss I had today was with a person named we ha
let's take a moment to remember the fact that every time I play Dota and I get on a win streak I find the sketcher and we ha
So, that's coming soon, it's coming soon.
You was funny dude.
Fuck I opened my scab I think.
10 seconds remaining.
This is a plus 40 game boys.
You know what happens in this plus 40.
Your turn to pick.
Ten seconds remaining.
Five seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
Earth Spirit Necrophos or no, it's Bat of Thane, right?
Who's sparing me?
Actually, can I play Beast, bro?
No?
Okay.
Okay, not a chance.
I want to pick up anyway.
Ugh.
I don't want this stupid fucking set dude.
What is this trash set dude?
I'm not coming to the rune, but I can cut three.
This is the worst beast set I've ever seen dude, and he took my fucking co-op set.
The game's
A little bit toxicity to start the game. We love that
Melon there at one bit
I'm getting a nose cut.
Here we go, the game begins.
Someone open up a cup of coffee here
R.S.P.R. top rune.
He's gonna take the rune top.
Hi guys.
He's here almost, be careful
Oh
Drop anything
I don't have to make it later.
Let's see, I keep looking at you.
That's fine.
Let's try missing this.
Oh my god dude.
What the fuck is Dooboo doing right now?
Dooboo what the fuck is going on?
I don't know what Dooboo is doing this time.
I'm gonna be straight up with you.
I actually don't know what the fuck he's doing.
I actually don't know what he's doing. I'm gonna be honest dude.
Like his movement in decision making and like I don't know, I have no words. I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
I don't know why he doesn't want to hit the fucking bat ever. I don't know why he playing like he playing like a maiden with 265 MS.
It's not good though.
Come in, Ryn.
I'm actually smalled.
Okay, well, game's over for me.
I just have to jungle for 25 minutes now if I have impact
I'm already gonna fight enemy XP
Or else you'd be getting invaded.
I don't know what's going on in this game, feels like Dooboo did like mentally check
I'll do some shit
I don't know what the fuck is going on in this game.
Well, please, minus 10.
In fact, talk with the Snapple drawer.
So we're not fighting them anywhere, okay.
I'm in position. I guess not.
Sniper's out already. Maybe on rune.
Sure.
She has a good one.
Wait, let's go like this?
I think they're gonna go for rune and we can kill a path or something.
One lobby, one lobby.
I'll give it a try.
No
He said last on that
I want to fight xp.
They have a kind of OP timing, I don't have mine.
No bats, maybe we can fight.
Guys, what the fuck is this?
still get fights
I think it's
keep going bro
that's actually unreal
I gotta be honest, that's actually unreal
Why don't I have a Midas on Smarter?
This is so grief
So fucking grief
of
I can chill a little bit, they have no catch.
copy doesn't like Dooboo. Nevermind.
I gotta be honest with this game, Dooboo had the worst performance I've ever seen.
Last game he played good on Omni, but this game I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
Maybe he can't play Mirana. Yeah, that's the problem.
Mirana is kind of a hard hero to play. She's not very straightforward for sure.
behind. It's not maravigian here.
I'm not gonna die
First team mate wants me
I'm back ready. I think you're stronger guys
We need 200 mid wave first.
I just need star.
It's a bit weird, we don't have any vision.
And, uh, pop-off, stand in.
I think maybe we just go trade front.
No, no, we can fight, we can fight.
Yeah, right?
I'm fucking dead
Do we have any heal for slaughter guys might be
Can't believe I have to play this son fucking beast
Are you gonna go Russia
Yeah, can you can you guys go grab a post of the rush if they use TP's and tier on top?
to the charm
I'm on the way
Never mind
I was tapped out, were they, they're not a Tormor, they're over there.
Not Tormor.
I think they're gonna go for it.
It's gonna be a fight, I suppose.
Man, we're not gonna make it to the top, we're gonna fight.
load us. load us on that. They still don't have a patch.
I need to just give them the thrush, we always have bkb on slaughter, I'm finishing my bkb
You unhated
of
the
and
it's time
they keep it on the airs for neck rubble
I should just wait the same just now they might run it down though this guy bought
bots too
we need to push bottom again with the game
they're doing like this
fast here
uh, necro here
they're gating
keep it mid and back
can open bottom I think
I think they've been looked at.
Top? Top first?
Back here
We could kill him twice
Make our close
I have no tp, you need to back up, I can't find a tp
fucking this shit and fucking grave and holy lock hit their supporters are so fucking annoying
I don't even know
I'm running to death.
So stupid.
So stupid fucking game.
So bad.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Nice, nice shot.
It's fine.
I'm trying to think, what is the sustain item for me to scheme?
I actually think maybe Saint Genoush is not bad.
I wonder if I can just sustain enough that my agg skews pumping.
I think it's fine.
is definitely one of those messy games for sure.
The problem is I'm dying every fight, which means that I don't get that much gold, so this guy gets gold.
of
You're gonna kick one of you guys in.
I mean, I don't really feel like we can win this game, but it feels like I'm the only
one playing support in this game.
Because like these guys aren't doing their job. They should be taking this outpost and tears are dead. I don't know why I have to do it
Vassal is up soon, I don't get it. 20 seconds or so
I think if we do not fight we're gonna lose game can I go fight?
They're smoke-ready.
Charitable, love you.
I'm off the end of the list.
I got part door.
I mean this necrote is in a good rampage.
Next fight because of his stupid fucking heart-soft aura and heart.
I'm kind of bored of your rest.
Waiting for this to end.
Watch nonstop, roblox, action, and third-gen
inclusive rewards.
Fuck this.
Does that...
I don't know.
I mean, this game is just a diff. No joke. I don't know what happened in this game with
myself. Honestly, I don't know.
And I did like the best I could, honestly. I had literally everything I could do in this
game. I popped pipe to fight the 18-minute fight so you don't lose the game. I told them
where every ward was. I don't know. I did everything I could. And everything that was
in my power as a single person, I did everything I could.
This is just like such a big hero difference, this is insane.
Marano snapfire, fucking supports.
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some of some powder or something
Oh, DX is here!
Play Beast!
Oh shit dude you told me it's in this game I don't want it in this game I don't want
it in this one I'll be honest
I mean, Dota right now, it just seems like the defensive supports are overtuned versus
like relativity to the offensive spells of other supports.
Like Lion is nothing, Lion's DPS versus Dazzle's Heal for example, it's like, much different.
So I feel like a lot of these games are, unless something radical happens in the laning phase
where you get an absurd lead, it just feels like most of these games are sub-diffs.
I wouldn't even say they played well.
I mean, I think Dubu played bad, but I don't think Earth Spirit
that doesn't play good is just their existence in this lobby is 100%
only reason it is just their skills.
Like this Earth Spirit can save people with pull.
This guy can save people with grave.
So we have a lot of like in our heads how we team fight.
We can't go on Necro first.
We can't go on Lesh first.
We got to go in the support.
So we got to go to at the same time.
It's um, it's hard.
So I snap, it's kind of a dead hero.
We also just lost every lane.
I had three deaths and I'm still the highest core net worth on our team, which is a big problem honestly
It's a piece of the axe, it's so strange, I don't get it, it feels like it just doesn't
do any healing.
It says that he also has 20% of the damage in AoE, and let's say there are 2 heroes, so 20% of 160, but there's also Sheeva's, there's also like Sheeva's, so I don't know, let's say 32-25%
And then there's also talent I think? He has a talent?
At least a beast's award!
Did he get it? I think he did.
So 45%. So it's about like, it's about 64 reduction.
He's a beast with him!
Anyway, it's fucking ass.
I don't want to play Kass, I don't like Kass, I'm just a cute little pig, there's minus
10 though, minus 10 is not bad.
a TV is kind of a dead hero right now.
Think about if I play TV in this game.
Like, I can't even hit anybody in this game because there's so much magical damage.
It's just too much magical damage.
Every- every like, game is like this, there's like a lash claw.
I can't win.
I don't even think bottom should lose.
It's hard.
Dazzle is actually...
Actually, Snap Fires is just shit, that's the problem.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick, turn up, you got to be
on Mali at some level, some powder or something, dear fucking lord, what's next, bat off lane?
10 seconds remaining. Jesus Christ.
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
You
Oh, this one's in the bag.
Hook, line, and sinker.
I can't hear you.
According to the forecast, this one will see you up near the end of the map.
I like playing against fucking Cas though, it's chill as hell.
I feel like you can always win when you play against Kess.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or something or some powder or something.
The ice beef. Or is that... dark?
The battle begins.
Stay out of my way and maybe you won't get hurt, but I doubt it.
Now that's more like it!
It's not time yet.
We have big camp.
I have salvage.
I
I'm going to be in the 6th patch, I'm going to step in and kill everyone, not far away.
let's go farm smoking
I think he's going to kill me
I'm going to kill him
He put a nade somewhere, I can see him, he's probably in the middle
I'm gonna go up to the joker
No, I'm rung, they might be trying to stop me.
What the fuck?
Dude, what is going on?
What is going on?
Tell me.
Don't take exp.
Don't take xp
I have to kill one enemy vision
I mean for our vision
I'm sure they'll find mince, he can double down
Kill them in the middle
Three heroes bottom, just take ours
Where is the mid lane?
He went for the middle lane.
Someone killed the enemy.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
attack
your middle tower is under attack
Waste!
I'm running top
Yeah, I'm running
wait, wait, please
I will farm here
I'll kill you later
I'm gonna cry
I'm not gonna cry
the
It's nice in shot
Two supports, top
No TP
Your top town is under attack
I'm also tipping, go to that guy
You can turn him
You're top tower, some of you top.
I'm not ready.
I'm all straight up, I just control lucky for him.
SPLAT!
I'm here, I'm here.
For me though.
your middle tower has fallen
come bot, kill him bot
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Oh everything is so rushed, why am I getting baited, why is this guy buying Midas and
a fucking Mars, what is going on?
Why is Husker not TPing? I have so many questions.
I'll go farm top, that's where I don't want to come bot, so I'm gonna go to huskies.
Let's go.
Ahem.
You can't improve until you make mistakes I can't go for a shh
I wanna guess the strategy worked
Uuughhhhhh
Hh
I'll kill Roshanid
I'll just...
Play the series
I'm just forcing him to stay.
Chew it, tip it up.
We can fight, that's good.
You are strong, just follow me to the reef
Can you go back?
Kill him
I'm gonna win here
I can't fight guys.
Here.
I can bite.
I'm trying to try to not kill Stryker, he didn't shoot me.
I'm gonna kill the ghost.
I can fight them on the sops.
No you can't.
They go all the way even if they fall.
They can't actually move.
They can't spear.
If you spear, you die Come on, boy
Tee-ping
You're middle tower is under attack You die
Go smoke us, go find Kass I'm the strongest hero on the map right
but you can even dive under here for
follow down brahlem, we will come in two months
see you later
you are here at the start
No vision in the triangle, no vision here, calling for Kesk.
Who the fuck is this guy?
He's got a torm.
Got Orm, we can do this, Astre.
Just drop for heal, look here if you have a concoct here.
I guess that's why you're gaited.
did. Kaz and SF were chasing me but Huskar, can you like, take the game, what's going on?
Why you don't want to fight? Huskar just doesn't like, walk to enemies or walk to us. He just
lets everyone walk to him only.
1,000 gold for fucking cares, level 19.
Why?
Where's the happy bling bling?
of
Like, ah, dude.
Such a fucking useless player this guy, and he's 9-3, but he's accomplished nothing on this game.
Like, literally has done nothing this game.
So fucking annoying.
Bro, can you go hit the Roche? We see Kez bottom for 5 seconds.
50 seconds, I mean.
There's vision here.
I need to kite my shits.
Looks like they're giving us a chance to finish butterfly.
I'm only going to come to fight if Husker start to fight, I'm not coming, I'm not going to be a machine.
Nice, nice, we're playing Golo.
The enemy is middle back.
What the fuck?
I'm here actually.
maybe it was a train wait guys can you what fuck is this
You're bottomed out.
Husker, what the fuck are you doing, bro? Why don't you just fucking TP? Like, are you brain damaged or something? What are you doing?
35
I don't understand this guy. Why does he fucking TP? Like I can't understand. It's tier 2!
So cool, Kayce!
So cool!
Thank you.
Dude, this guy on Huskar just refuses to go with the team.
What the fuck is this?
He's a cop.
I don't know, it wasn't that good, I don't know.
Yeah, but I've been winning almost every start game.
Hero's just really good on this map.
What happened?
the new one.
I guess it was good this game, yeah, I just wanted some Skadi, honestly, probably Skadi
wasn't a good item choice, I think, I should have just bought VKV, probably, buying VKV
I think this cat is always a hit or miss, not sure.
Well, what's the Hawk guides on YouTube?
He says soldiering is the best item in the game.
Well, I'm not going to buy it anymore then.
Radiant team pick.
Dier and use time to pick.
End your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
I can't believe we won against, um, what the fuck am I saying, uh, Jukiro Toriyan
That's like the double horseman that supports.
I think I'm over Morka now, I don't know if I believe in the hero anymore, it's kind
of like how I'm over Viper, I kind of gave up on Viper as well, and I'm also getting
low on beast. It's interesting how Dota works sometimes, it feels like it's so... momentum-based.
Yeah, like I don't know if I'm gonna play more to the mushroom or...
just feels like the... like I don't even pick SF either.
No, I think this rep was a really bad hero.
bad
Sorry man.
What is this buffoon doing?
I actually don't know why he did that. Why does he have snowball on his name?
What the fuck?
Oh boy!
That's crazy play, I might have to lie.
,
of
This is...
a tiny top.
Both tops, call the call again with TP mid.
So I have to be all new this game?
I think so.
No stampede, we can kill top if you guys come.
What the fuck did I lose the duel?
I'm picking gates.
I'm taking gates
That's not cool
I can TP, someone goes top I can TP himself
I have to beat this
Is this my salve?
There's somebody salve in base, I don't know who this is.
I think Tiny is smoking with blink right now, it's on one side and we need to stack.
I think it's best Mars gets initiated on his tanky.
He's at the bottom anyway.
Go ahead man.
I think so.
I thought so.
Good start.
We need to essentially do something.
They all defend their shit with potholes, they need to take their time.
There's the map.
your bottom tower is under attack
I'm gonna take gate
go to stonefamer
and i'm in the sale camp
They shouldn't be here.
Maybe rush, we're attacking, let's go.
can ship them
They're gonna go stab now.
Let's go get maroons and shits.
So bad, I had you there like a stupid.
Not yet.
I'm not ready
I'm TPing top
of
Orc it.
You're contesting it.
If you want to find them, they're here. Outside.
of
I don't know why we can't just stack instead of diving tier twos and diving this and diving
this I'm doing that just running on the map without fucking weaver I don't know
I think we're gonna lose
who is this guy? who are these people? like who is this guy my friend? i don't get it,
Who the fuck is this guy?
I hate these fucking losers, these two or three fucking bots.
Look at this guy. He thinks he's too good for the world. Too good.
Too good. Ranked 200. Too good for playing Dota. Can't even play the game.
I don't get it, where this game is won and these guys are just afk.
Can someone explain it to me, why?
I'm not gonna let this game be terrorized by cracker.
I'm not gonna let him play.
I'm not doing this shit.
I'm not playing dude, I'm not wasting my time, if Shakira wants to buy aggs first, if
Tusk wants to buy Midas, I'm not gonna let myself just play this game.
Why would I try?
I tried hard for 20 minutes and I got two fucking idiots, so no point, I'm saving
my life.
That's what it means in Russian.
Isn't it? That's what someone told me.
Oh, one fight left. This is crazy.
Yeah, I'm afk I don't know why I have this I know I have this guy at it don't you care
Bye bye
Where's the fuck is he offline?
Where is he dude I can't find him
Maybe he'll remove me first cuz I can't fucking find him
is under attack
your top tower is under attack
Dude, why where is he dude?
Jesus Christ, this fucking idiot.
What do you mean, I am controlling my mental world.
This is me controlling my mental.
I'm not going to pretend to try hard in a game where two of these idiots aren't trying.
I can't remove him, why?
What the fuck is this bullshit?
Ah! Found him, I think. Who is this? 21 friends in common. Well, now he's not a friend. There
There we go.
It's just like the Russian culture, like I don't even know what it is, it's like...
just this culture of just being apathetic and pretending not to care like it's just so common in
these fucking tier three bots like i don't know what it is it's like the the youth of the cis like
russian like i don't know what it is i don't know why these guys do this this dude i'm literally 11
and 2 this game is free win unless they're match fixing this game i don't understand how anyone can
behave like this and be a person that is functioning. Like there's no way you can't be like this.
I don't even have a- I'm not even given a chance to carry the game because they go AFK
before I can even attack a hero. I can- I carry the fuck out of this game and I still can't win it
because they just don't want to play. It's actually crazy. It's fucking idiots.
It's not Europe in general.
I don't see like Western Europeans acting like this.
Do I see like, what's a Western European on top of my head?
MTD, Topson, who else do you play in Western Europe right now?
Crit?
Like what, do these guys act like this?
No?
They don't?
How about...
Let me see, who else we got?
Mikkei, does Mikkei act like this?
Does Pablo act like this?
I don't know.
You tell me.
You can be the judge, if you want.
Just fucking disgusting.
I
We had just an idiot doesn't count
I think I can have an opinion on Russians cause I'm half Russian. I'm pretty sure that's a legal opinion.
I think I can speak for them a little bit. Or speak on them, I'm pretty sure. I don't classify as racist.
And if you think I'm racist, you're a fucking gonbarger, you understand me?
this game looks so fucking bad holy shit there's a support shadow feeding
offline bad feeding jungle huskar and razor carry and what I do this game looks
like the worst game I have ever fucking seen thank god I'm in it holy shit
yo what's up with this maron of support with this stupid atos facet like what
What is the point of this shit someone explain to me
What does this guy say I was gonna bet
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some or some powder or something
What is this?
Hey wait, what's this R1?
Hey what the f-
This shit is so useless to me, I don't know.
It makes no sense, I don't get it.
I don't know, this is so useless, it's actually useless.
This mana break talent? Is it even good? Like I feel like one extra hit from a hero on
bug is better. You know I was thinking this swarm reduction is actually kind of OP. It's
only good in games they don't have this like the ability to take swarm off easily though.
Like this is actually quite a sick talent.
It's got a lot of damage.
I don't know if it's better than the other one though, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I
Thank you.
you
Hello?
What's up, Keck?
How you doing, Keck?
Dude, don't ever say that my playlist is worse than DDX's, are you serious?
Dude, Koikras, his playlist is straight fucking trash.
His playlist is like what I would expect when I open up the radio and I'm on the uncradio,
you smell me?
The uncradio.
That's what I would think when I hear DX's music taste.
This is like what I think when I go to DX's room.
Your middle tower is under attack.
middle tower is under attack
turn up this guy's crazy fuck he's gotta be on Molly or something or some
powder or something
I think this guy is a griefer.
Did he actually hear it?
What's up man?
How you doing?
you're in the best time to pick
emma is telling to pick
you're in the best time to pick
why my dollar just freeze
fuck
Dude this song sucks so I can't imagine people listening to this music man I'm sorry dude
I can't imagine like I don't know.
Like you guys need to wake the fuck up.
I
Okay, 71% winrate and blast.
Yeah, I've never looked at win rates in my whole life, so I don't care.
I'm not a fucking fishman or a fucking entity storm stormer, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not about that life of looking for statistics. I make my own statistics.
You think, uh, when Tundra was playing their stupid fucking Marana and Aga, they're looking at win rates?
No, they weren't. You think when 33 is playing their stupid wraith-packed titan or he's looking at win rates? No, he's not.
You know who's looking at win-rate? The win-rates? Bots. You want to be a bot? You look at win-rates.
Now this one's in the bag. Hook, line, and sinker.
What's positioned this Largo?
They put X-XS on Blue Fire?
Okay, I use X-XS.
Well that went bad quickly.
The battle begins.
You blocked the bomb by the way you could open.
I can't hurt it, but I can't hurt it.
Oh, it's my friend, Jakiro. How are you doing, bro?
Oh, very good, my friend.
I
I think you looked the gate on the gq on this guy
yeah yeah I bought completely free and better for
me anyway when you leave I had some wine you said
Yeah, true true.
Are you okay?
The cop's not going good.
Okay, okay, no problem.
But we fuck yourself now and all good.
Go, get ready.
Are you there, aren't I?
Oh
How come I don't do any fucking damage to this guy, I don't get it.
I'm hitting him so much but he doesn't take damage, why?
Is Void broken or something?
He's just like, probably fucking healing.
He doesn't have a jump right now.
Piece of shit.
I
Killed next
I think we're not going to use this.
No I think we can.
Ember low resources.
Okay, then you have to go one more.
Low mana on snap as well.
Alright.
We came in, we stole their fucking chicken and we left.
I guess Void's not a chicken, but you know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
What would Void be if he's not a chicken?
I didn't Amber Lee by the way.
Why didn't he try killing me?
I can come here?
Allergy, allergy on me.
Simon are you fucking stupid or what are you doing dude?
like what is he doing I coming I coming save the beast master save the beast I
have lotus for you my son
I can't void here, void on the hard camp.
I can't pull next and I can't go all the way down to the next one.
I will gait top
I don't think you need to come bot
Our svark is bigger than bot
That's it, that's it, that's it
Fuck
Yes, yes, that's it, that's it
So did
Merge, Merge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not that one.
It's not.
What the fuck?
It's not that deep, it's not.
It's not that.
push bot way, then we can smoke the mid
and they come, me going bang mid, very hard
go mid, go mid, roar, hard, hard, raw
huh
go around like, oh, okay, I killed him
I keep forgetting about the Mr. Time Zone.
I should keep forgetting about the stupid fucking hero.
Anyway.
Not bad, but actually I'm gonna buy this.
I think I'm not gonna buy an H3 because I don't know I
Just feel like this hero is literally one thing and if you just kind of this one thing he doesn't exist
So I'm just gonna
I'm not joining games until I get this.
They have no stun in this game except Void, so it's like timezone shit in Ember.
They're going to play top to protect against Ravus as 5.
Just wait for somebody to react to bottom.
Or you can smoke the bottom to kill someone here.
But I think they're five top, I don't know if they have a bottom.
Playing at Simon is so fucking like perverted in the sense that all he does is just run
at Doth's on the map and it's like he doesn't play Dota, like he doesn't farm, he doesn't
he just runs at Doth's on the map.
And in core role, in core role.
Like, doesn't make any sense.
It's hard to predict what he's gonna do, because it's so random.
Okay guys I got my disperser.
how about we kill the...
what the fuck?
any helpers?
alright well, I'm sorry brother
Thank you
You can maybe fight after
No vision, something here, something like, it may be vision like here though.
I'm diving, I'm diving, it's a bad idea.
He has big lotus guys, they got him.
We still have Aegis on, we have for this ring.
The starter will fuck him.
Yeah, I'll go get it.
You'll be sorry when you say me.
I'm gating right now, maybe I'll go in SF.
He sucks so hard.
Look Rilo, top in a sec, I think someone will show up.
I
Fuck you
I want to go with them, wait for me, no I support B
of
the
fact that
the
What? What is it?
What? What do you want from me?
Ah, ah, ah, ok, ok.
They're all TP top, every hero in the game.
blyat you blocked it with your boar and you killed me
yopane bro
it's not blocked I don't know
They play the farm guy with some shit.
No, they can do it for all night now.
I'm coming guys, I'm coming.
Fuck.
I'm running for you.
Just need to heal a bit
Guys if you touch any enemy hero they will TP S5 it's something I just learned okay
We just keep touching them they TP them we attack other side is a genius strategy
That's not a good joke
All their vision is here. I was never there in this game, but they don't have any vision here.
No time
Do I buy Manta on Slark you think it's based
Look, look, look!
They're both.
We have siege wave. This tower can actually die.
But we don't have to force it.
I think they're smoked by the left side.
Uh, that's the bottom.
Do we have a blink on that?
Yeah, we can just kill him now.
I can give you a fast ms.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
It's fine.
We give space to beasts.
There are cane boots behind them.
There's no reason to do this.
I think it's 3 to 2 guys.
Negative 3 armor on SFF you to run.
I don't know it's just getting raxes but you guys did some fucking stupid shit.
bro why are you running into five heroes when you know okay I'm and I
understand I'm gonna meet everyone I know this game okay bye if you think
you're right and I think I'm right the best way to move on is to meet me and
I meet you and you play your own game I'm gonna adapt you have free rush and you
We want to teamfight. Why? I don't know.
It's okay.
I don't know, these guys are so stupid. I'm literally making them have to stay bottom, and then they go to the only area they have to go to, and then they ask me why am I going bottom. It makes no sense.
I'm gonna toss it though
Now what?
Yeah, I will ban him don't worry mason I got it. He's loving wea as well
SF on this ward, they see me.
Oh my god, how did they feed this guy, how did they win this game, how is this real,
How is this real?
Dude, they literally have no Dota hero.
How the fuck do they fucking feed this guy?
Oh my god.
I guess this is why Simon's ranked 213.
Cause all these guys do is run at Dots on the map and then it works.
SF can literally only attack on top zone.
They attack top zone.
They can only fight in triangle.
They attack triangle.
Instead of taking Roach, they fight in 5 vs 5 under their vision.
Yeah, that's the key. It's over.
This is still better than the best day of being dead.
Your bottom tower has fallen.
I'm batting the sub, I don't care.
Tier one sub for one month, enjoy perma-ben.
No smoke guys, together please.
Guys, I don't give a shit.
Go and next game, I don't care.
Go next game, go next game, go AFK, I don't care.
I will never pick you again, you trash.
Go next game.
Go, go, go.
Let's go!
That's fake! That's fake!
I said it too slow.
Okay, I guess he's just not playing.
I
Your middle tower is under attack.
The raiding steps are sometimes.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your middle tower is a storm.
Your middle back is under attack.
Your middle back has fallen.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower has fallen.
Your bottom back...
I guess we just lost then or what?
Okay.
I guess we just lost then.
I don't know, what are we waiting for, what's going on, can we fight?
I don't know, I can't believe unironically people think, like it's so simple to me but
I guess it's just different to others because the way I see it is from my perspective since
the main map was not blocked for you guys or it is blocked for you guys but it's not
blocked for me, me being in this position forces the enemy team to come to me right?
I'm here. I attack. They did come to me as 5.
Rosh is up.
And then they just come into here and fight them.
Dude, you guys just don't understand this game.
And it's insane that people think they're so confidently right.
Like, it's crazy.
Dude, we have no teamfight here except Beast.
We have Wisp Bathrider. We don't want a 5v5.
It doesn't make sense for us to 5v5.
We can make the map unrealistic for them.
They cannot ever fight us this game
game because they have one hero that can catch her just Ember. Their off-lane void is support.
They cannot fight fucking, they cannot find a 5-5 this game if we play with our brains on.
And we can just win this game in 20 minutes takes like an ocean. Instead, we just run into their
triangle and we just fight them. And then we say lol Slark why aren't you fighting XD haha. When
I'm like thinking to myself bro I'm hitting Rax's they're not even coming they're not fucking
Contesting free Roshan they're sitting here afk right I don't understand it's brain dead
It's actually insanely brain dead like these people don't have any fucking sense of macro
I actually can't believe it. I just can't believe I literally lose this game because people
just run into like 5 heroes and die. They just keep running into the fucking heroes
and feeding. Like they just keep running in and feeding. Why is that?
It's in.
like in the chat I mean like are they this fucking bad at this game I actually can't
I can't believe it.
Are people this fucking stupid about it? Like honestly.
Like, is this reality?
People have no concept of like, choosing your fights.
like they just don't they just actually don't
oh my my mistake I shouldn't have died though
I mean, there's like, there's like people that play this game all day, like those guys,
like they understand simple things, like, okay, let me explain.
A simple, like a simple, uh, NPC mind, mind state of Dota, okay.
So like, let's say you pick Dragonite mid, and people just have this preconception that
if you play dragon knight you need to kill me tower
like you need to dragon form and kill me tower
or like
you play dk you need to go blink or can and
you need to play this way or some shit all the time like this
the game is a very dynamic the game is like it's it's
like if you look at our heroes we have slark
isle
bat
and uh... b-smaster
we have zero aoe
we have one
We have two cores that have BKB disabling that take heroes out of position.
And we have Slark that gives info.
Slark's whole identity is to give info.
Whether you understand any concept or not, like you run into an area at night time, you
have a day vision equivalent, you have the ability to see if the enemy sees you.
You are basically a fucking data analyst, you understand me?
You analyze the data on your screen.
Slark is touching the melee racks and nobody on dire team is attacking Slark well. Let's think about it
Does the enemy team want to lose raxes to a little fish attacking the fucking racks like you?
at you
At you like this. No, they're gonna start panicking
They're sitting in a smoke as five and they're looking at their bottom racks and the fish is fucking sneezing on the buildings
But the buildings are slowly dying. They have to react and they can't react by themselves
Because if one hero goes they die two heroes actually might even die three probably will get the job done to kick-start out
But guess what?
This makes three people react to the fucking fish sneezing on the racks. What does this give you?
info to press smoke of deceit or Roshan
what what is so hard to understand why the fuck are these baboons just running
into five heroes and saying I'm a schlark dude why are you throwing the game dude I
didn't notice your impact this game yeah well guess what you fucking idiot my
impact is giving you this fucking fight of your life but you fucking baboons run
into the worst fight of the game
oh good though that's all good though
I don't even know if I want to be in this game either, this game looks so fucking shit.
Nice one.
Nice.
I actually just don't get how people think like when they play this game dude they're
playing against Void Offlane who isn't attacking a fucking creep.
Do you understand?
This guy is playing a core.
He has a ghost scepter, shreds, and the vessel at minute 26.
He's literally sitting there with his little fucking cock.
He's sitting there like this.
He's sitting there and he's just staring at this big, big Chad fish, right?
That's me.
And he's like, um, um, uh, like this, right?
And then SF is sitting in the corner of the map thinking, God, we fucking, this fucking
idiot simon dumb fuck piece of fucking trash on my team and then my team is like
oh yeah let's go boys leo reicheng is in this fucking running and feed and then
ask you a slark what are you doing like I can't even make this shit up it makes
no fucking sense it makes no fucking sense
Oh dude, this sucks, I asked that these two games were such free wins.
They're actually search free wins these games.
Dude, this game was a free win.
I was 11 and 2 on Weaver, like, and then a guy just goes AFK like it's a fucking win
trading game.
Like, how is this possible, dude?
Two games in a row where I just have completely brain-wrought TIKTALKERS, dude!
They're just fucking TIKTALKERS, dude!
Legit- just TIKTALKING, dude!
They're just TIKTALKERS.
These guys, just TIKTALKING.
oh shit look at the gold lead guarantee you were up like 50,000 K
Jesus Christ
Oh god this is this phoenix adam mental breakdown that I played with and this is the double
mid guy.
Welcome to the ghoul pool voice.
Welcome to the motherfucking ghoul pool.
This is about the time where fucking Skechro wakes up guys, so I'm getting scared about
the next couple of games.
Getting fucking scared.
You
I'm gonna go
What do you want, Arthur?
You know what, I don't know, bro, you can play whatever you want, man.
Not A8, not A8, not A8, not A8.
68% in red for 1000 match.
Dude, A8 has a 6% on 8, over 10 billion matches.
I don't know what you got in the stat room.
Okay, I can show you my stat.
Bro, I don't need to see your stat.
I have a fucking 98% weight on Raid King.
You know why? I have two games.
Yeah, but I have 1,300 games.
No, you don't have 1,000 games, although I know it, you know it.
I can prove it.
you
It's not taking the strategy
I'm going on a date tonight guys, good vibes tonight, might get lucky, it's been a rough
day of pubs, you know what I mean, you know how it goes, it'd be like that sometimes,
sometimes the ghouls they infest you and they don't get out, they infest yourself, it's
all about de-escalation.
I'll try to orc if I go mid some day.
We got ogre guys, let's split up, put ward and shit.
Azul, are you just really losing?
First time.
You can watch bot the guns, Azul on top.
Yo, Otto, do you remember that Kanka?
What Kanka?
The Kanka in the game you're Jukiro.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know who it is?
Don't say it's fucking Eorsmoor.
No, no, I don't know.
I was against you that game.
It's a good buyer, but I don't believe it's not a good buyer.
Since I vowed to reclaim our home, I have never made a stauncha up.
what i swear this one is in the back
The battle begins!
Yeah, I thought that we'd give fucking first blood to no porn, dude.
Almost.
Haha, is it all good auto?
We can let it push, don't block hard camp.
Yeah, yeah, I think I'll walk in.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, good morning!
fuck is this guy gonna die?
He used the kill.
Jesus.
I
Listen okay, mom. Dude hot. What is that?
I missed on a 4% chance to miss, by the way.
In this fucking idiot Phoenix move like a human being or what?
They're careful.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's got to be on Malia somewhere. Some powder or something.
Keep up the good work, RTC. DJ RTC playing the DDX playlist pause.
I have a lot of strength.
I'm gonna go down, Tom
I have a role in this one
Sure
Second show
I can have your top rune, primer
I'm here
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Why the team multi-shotting dude? What the hell? It's making me slast and it's fun actually
We need to stop
No, I tip in the second
What?
No comments
I'm planning on...
I'm just poking and chilling here.
Oh, they come bottom? Or is that level 6?
the
They should have stayed here, they're this guy again.
What is wrong with these people dude?
They're coming bottom I think right?
Can you guys come too?
I can try to escape too
Alright, I'm coming
No drag, no drag
is dubu like a acmeir today why is he not just stunning this guy so i can
press fucking deadshot on him like what's going on today with dubu what's
going on with him why can't he just stun the guys in front of us that's not
get them? Yeah, it's fine, though.
My mod is stuck real here.
Dazzle TP bot, Magnus TP bot.
Rubik TP bot, let's get out.
Let's go take gate. They use three TP's bot side
Yes, he's here
Oh
I miss of course
I think we are not fighting with our primal at the correct time.
don't know why we wait so long to attack because it's not... I don't know, we wait so long.
This Magnus with Bramboot's blink is having more impact than everybody in his lobby.
This Primal is so useless.
I mean it's a really bad Primal game but I don't know why he last picked Primal in this
game so I guess that's just life.
I'm not scared at all, maybe.
We are going to use the shield to kill the enemy.
Magnus is mid too
Let's farm this primer
I give up
Fjarl, you're busy
Ah, you're busy
I'll take the tower after
He used the Azhok too
What here?
We don't have any spells, primal you spells, we got a backers.
Let me go, megas.
I can fight soon though.
the
one
of the
one
Your top tower is under attack
Your top tower is long
Oh, this is fucking...
Your top tower is under attack
He's a low on guys, they're kind of kind of mid.
Well, level 14 or so decided to go feed, that's good.
They're coming top.
Oh, they're mad at me.
I'm firing.
What the hell is high ground chill bro what is that?
I'm ready.
I'm really too bot.
Can we go control mid now?
I'm on W.
Go for run.
What the fuck is high ground chill bro?
Yo thanks for the-
I think this fight is pretty free if you kill her or something.
I don't know, my subs are awful, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm going to be 100%
honest with you, um, they're shit.
Yeah.
I don't think we want to fight If we are TP mid, we can hold bottom side
just don't go mid anymore mid is dead lane this fuck
I think we basically cannot fight for Prowl's BKB and even then I don't know if we can find
But I'm just coping
I don't know what high ground chill is dude. I don't know
Megaman sticky
2 heroes to pp off this
ok like everybody cp can be worth triangle now
I'm not a misch
What are you attacking right now, man?
I don't think you're playing great.
I don't know how to do like this primal just doesn't go on this fucking phoenix and I don't know I
Don't understand like well, what do you think what's gonna happen? You know a bkb minute 24 like what do you think's gonna happen, dude?
Getting out fucking played by a guy who's literally a bot on Magnus
I don't even know how to win this game.
I can't link all the same, no it's...
Is Dupu winning today?
Cause I feel like Dupu is just picking bad heroes and feeding every game.
Cause I honestly, every game I play with him today, he's so useless.
And it's like insane.
Like random fucking guys are just playing way better than them.
Picking better heroes than him and just, I don't know, he's just...
Fucking trash.
Trash, that's good
Smoke?
I'm going also by myself, you guys need to find the third floor
I don't need anyone, Rufus, need to go around.
Alright, wanna last me?
Empty you guys.
Don't go there, don't.
Yeah, I'm down to a next I'm checked out but I'm not actually even trying so
I
Cancel my dead shot because I thought his stomach was gonna hit
How come I didn't get that much gold what?
under attack. Your middle barracks are under attack. Radiance structures are fortified.
Your middle barracks are under attack.
I need to get all their stuff.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get that kill, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna get that kill,
We can win.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your top maps are under attack.
These last two games have been quite hell on earth, I gotta be honest with you, I don't
know because like this guy plays ogre a lot I think.
How does he just run to mid lane on ogre and just fucking feed?
At the end of the game, he has 16 deaths.
God.
You
Nice.
Now this guy's gonna pick AA and suck ass.
God.
Your turn to pick.
Fucking basil dude.
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
Did this guy last pick Huskar you think guys?
Do you think Chris luck plays Huskar?
I don't think he does.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't.
why would I pick axe carry why would I pick axe carry bro why would I
Um, what are we doing level 1 boys?
Camp high ground, chair.
We can fight if they come to us.
Can we be ready?
I'm at a fine place.
Yeah, don't be fucking talk, Slayer Punch.
I'm sorry.
Riper's base stats are so shit dude.
I
Okay, what is this hard camp stack, my friend?
We should have bought a smite.
Just keepin' it loose.
That's why I fucking picked you, Posh. Good work.
Nice.
I'll find out.
I love hoodwinks fucking feet
this this fucking ferret is literally a psychopath
How is he just denying creeps in front of me like this?
Does he want to die?
Okay, good game.
Wow.
Fucking ferret.
I
Burn them in their trees
I think they're both going SD, I don't see Pudge.
I'm just going to get my level 6 here, get the in snark.
I can't fight Rune.
I'm coming Rune Vader.
I'm super strong.
This song is so fucking good dude.
Oh
That'd be high just here
level 6 level 6
Ah, Pudge taking gate guys, you see?
kind of man
That next level shit or what is that?
Oh
It's gay you who taught you on the case some fucking bullshit this guy just cares does everything
What the hell
Thank you
I'm going to attack
Touch bottom
Can you pressure five hits each?
I'm just locking here.
Any pussy?
No update this game.
I have confidence dude but we can kill him.
That's what it is
I'm going to kill him
I have TP.
What the fuck are they doing? What am I doing? What are we all doing?
We don't have magnifies. Just run. Get out, get out, get out.
Oh, gosh, who's this?
Dude, what are these clouds doing?
Do they have TPs?
What the fuck?
I thought they're all bottom, bro.
I'm my bad, my bad.
You've all heard me?
Nevermind.
I don't want to fight.
I got base there now.
Let's go smoke me, and we go into them, but I can't take them.
maybe we're going to smoke each one then
Holy that's a big juicer!
I think we shouldn't be 5 manning I think, or it's not farming at all, and we need someone
Void, I think you farm, and always connect last.
Okay, I'm going to waste.
10 assists, zero kills.
I mean, I know I stacked the camp, I just thought they took it.
I
Care for gate care for gate
Turn up you guys
fucking gotta be on Molly or some power or something
I hate those
I thought both my team behind me.
Let's go.
Not even my birthday!
Okay.
I guess not.
Look, there's... there's Clark.
One HP.
I actually can't get kills this game, it's just fucking...
Delicious, huh?
Your top tower is under attack.
I don't care about ages.
I don't care!
The bike doesn't work, you can't hear a beautiful sweet voice
They'll come D-Ward now, but they can hold it I think.
Moorspear can come.
They can hold this.
If they come, Moorspear can roll here fast.
Good Bassle.
There's a ward here, I'm going to D-Ward now.
I think TP Barum actually is...
No damage here only, I'm chilling.
TPing?
If you took a shot every time someone was banned during the stream you'd be dead by it.
Come on dude!
Just be a human being in the chat and you won't get banned.
It's not that hard.
It's not that hard really, it's not.
maybe bad idea
i'm chilling
i thought it was bot
i kinda want it
I can force them back or maybe kill the Stazzle.
He's fucking dead, boys.
Stay in the talks and you cannot kill us, just don't stop.
A home!
Our back line guys.
3-2-2 get up.
The jam what the fuck.
the gym what the fuck
why the fuck do I always do this high ground shit honestly it's so grief like
every time it's some high ground shit always someone dives like
people get baited the slark looks juicy then our backline gets exposed
Ahhhh
Ups!
It's fine
We're honestly, this Void Spirit looks super poor.
I'll backbot, you know.
struggle to get past
I don't know, what do you guys think, can we go high ground or not?
I feel like we'll get hooked and man, shi-
We have good white here. I have smoke. I think we should try it.
I smoke you guys, son.
Do you have white statue? I see.
Come to me, come to me.
Just look at this white guys, look at this.
Let's see if I throw another toxin then I come.
We need to put banner on the mid wave so we don't have creeps.
Yeah, I just want to deejit
I gotta save my fur always
I have a mana problem right now
Just kick the up-post and I'll buy a clarity shit
I think we wait anyway, we need to have magnetized actually, so I'm just gonna have to be bought in front of like this, and we can go bought.
the
Oh, it's not, actually.
I need to wait, wait, do we have this for my neutral seed?
Ok, Slab died. Good fight face. Slab died.
He has a really level 30 hoodwink, that's for sure.
I don't want to back in good manner.
three
I'm sorry.
Cheer, cheer.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy.
He's gotta be on Molly or something,
or some powder or something.
Fuck, dude.
some fucking good his old album dude my god
we probably should have lost this game by the way play pretty bad and Slark is
support
I'm going to turn off the lights.
Hello, Tess?
10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick.
No, it's off then.
10 seconds remaining 5 seconds remaining
You
Master of beasts.
Prepare for battle.
Time to put this thing in the bag and throw it in the river!
It's in the bag!
Okay, Yopash just carried me, it's your turn.
The worms will have you.
Not yet.
Caretta, I will see that.
What's happening guys? Why are we not killing them?
It's always me that needs to die for my stupid fucking dog shit team dude.
Holy shit!
No comments, it's all good.
Bastard.
Stupid fucking pigeon dude.
I'm going to make a tree.
I hide by her. I do a lot of damage.
We can go. I can see him if he use.
I can hide by her now.
It's that fur.
watch
Watch.
Artur, I've been already...
What'd you say bro?
I'm gonna take the
Game not deeply guys
Break her can charge other lane
Manami Manami Manami Manami
What
Okay, it looks like Barra is going to leave top and Bepper will jungle.
my friend how are you I'm doing great I can get you guys push
I'm coming
run run run, what's the hurry?
yeah
I don't know my fucking like my bird is just so fucking useless every time I
play this fucking hero I swear to god every time my pigeons just afk
You're jerking off.
I found play top clutch I think
He's on my way back home
I'm gonna be like this
Watch me punch
This guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly of some of some powder or something
I am sorry, but something has to be addressed by one oh two oh one eight P five one oh two
201.8, T510.201.8, T5.
There's a ward here, I'm de-warding it.
We can poke Orsa if you hide, I just throw spell, but kill me.
Let's see.
Come here little motherfucker, I'm here!
Is he gonna live?
Is he actually gonna live?
Really fucked up, he could have lived.
He's gonna steal my fucking farm, it's all good though.
Who fed this guy?
I can't connect to rune.
I'm not getting what you're doing.
Watch.
I got an echo.
Can we smoke the bottom? They know I'm in this, but let's go kill Pock or something.
I'm sure I can walk up to him, right?
I can bait bottom, you know what I guys can do?
You can probably rush, so...
Yeah, I'm gonna go do the best. Let's do rush with SD and spells.
Lincoln.
Flash Lincoln.
I'm just getting crashed, man.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Might back up here.
can you bring less the bottom they are so weak
I think get this area so this can get related.
I'm gonna get I guess
oh he did
I gotta go kill this motherfucker
no arms on them
Are you guys good guys?
Yes.
Say help me, help me.
Okay, I'm not sure I'm getting.
I'm just gonna farm.
I will come, not when I have roar, but I will not come.
I can catch up
I got TP, you hide him
Are you hide, hide him
Hide, hide, hide
I can take 4 tower guys.
Alright, let's smoke this way.
The enemy's middle tower is down.
They have TP, Deast.
He's coming on chicken.
I have like 10 seconds I can keep.
I'm getting me.
Fuck.
I can get break.
I didn't expect him to fucking try to TP this fuck.
They might press smoke, I am ready, anyone can bait.
I'm gonna leave.
Can we smoke, man?
I'm gonna leave.
of
This also just blinked into the meh?
No I think we can.
Give it to me.
you make a new patch you're not credible
I want to stay bottom to want to move yeah
If I can catch him, Bob, do I have any?
Then you can just force high ground.
I can't catch him.
Looking.
He will come after me right here.
What the fuck is in him?
Who the fuck I am?
Good, alright, alright, fuck just happened.
get the post, die and backdoor
wave cut and backdoor
they're running at bottom
okay i get this cap
we don't need many number guys
you guys move, me and bc is in move
I cancel guys I can't really get the fuck up
RIPer TP top.
I think I got charged.
Run bottom, top run bottom
I can't beat him
I have an inner
Pecky, that's an E
the
sure
there you go and help us out there's sponge
I tried to move next to him
I don't know, I don't really like this diving action.
I don't think we lost, but it's getting fucking sus.
that has fallen
your middle tower is under attack
now
Why is he fucking here?
I don't know, it's awesome.
Katsumi actually threw this game.
He actually threw this game.
His fucking calls were so fucking bad.
I was just too lazy to shot them down.
Holy shit, what is he fucking- why are we diving?
55 fucking times both ages is we're just diving every fucking time
Yeah
the reason actually I gotta go
I actually have to go I don't have time to play this game like you
so I kinda wanna go force it
that's the truth that's why I did this smoke because I actually don't have time to play this game like this
it's fucking not see me through this fucking game so now it's like some shit show
Your bottom tower is under attack.
and
I'm pushing
Atta
Watch watch me back again
I was done
I can spear down fom soon.
Nice.
Oh, get aside or some shit.
Where's the game?
yeah
hmm can we do like four damage everyone just hit
this rose in the kill me someone needs to fucking park the ship
i can use it link it link it link it link it
i kind of want rev you can take ages
get the fuck out, get the fuck out, get the fuck out
hey blash take your edges, take your edges
i have a dagger in
okay guys, let's go smoke right away, i don't have fucking time for this shit
we have any smoke?
I have it, I have it.
Okay, let's go catch this Puck. I have a defusal to break Lincoln.
We can show Mars and go smoke.
Come to me.
I wanna look for Puck. I'm looking for Puck.
I guess we can go guys. I am waiting.
Stop source of good kills.
Actually the Viper dies too. Viper dies.
oh my god
I can't stand the fucks in here, because I can't see me down here.
I can't see the ULT, I can't see Lincoln.
Rage the fucking game, you're a valley of suffers and not a valley of suffers
Just die!
Ah, dude, fuck!
That axe, no.
the
I got the axe.
I have no heavy.
I got a tank.
I don't have it.
Look this guy guys.
Look look.
I got a tank.
Look the fuck.
I'm gonna take gates, I think they're all sitting here, I can't be in triangle, I can't
Give me the gem, fudge, fudge, give me the gem
She's hard, someone's hard
You might fight to rune, fudge
And you just start to fight for me, Lash, I cannot go in, I'll let him be hit
wait lash hacks good, wait lash hacks may be small
I got teched, I got teched.
What is this lag dude?
Dude it's so laggy I swear I can't fucking like...
Okay, that was actually lag, no joke.
Can these motherfuckers not farm, can they just go in, please?
your top tower has fallen your middle tower has fallen your top parents are under
What the fuck?
Hey Lashia, can we smoke together?
Do us a cause
For some
We get show
We smoke smoke
This is the code for the door!
Oh, he's here?
What?
Only me and Lashia can kill them
He's missing something
Ah, he saw us
he got biggy big guys
Russian guys
I
Damn, let's go let's go
No, I'm sure
not yet my patience is
What the Banner?
What is it?
You're hiding first okay?
I will not win Waker
3 set boys, 5 buy backs and we fight again?
You want to pop off the sponge? I can initiate.
I can hex.
Roshan is in top area.
I can use Baty guys.
our base
what's up guys, the ring
i can't stun him
if
the sun is dying
, the system just get the back
I guess that's bad guys, nobody.
I don't have ward.
I need to get this
Warned here
Okay, let's go, let's go. I got the...
Goodbye, dagger.
What did you say?
We need dagger to save again.
Our base can attack the game. We need to calm down.
Any pot odds?
I see you're so good.
What is another one?
I'm screwed.