I Hello. test hello yes sir it's time it's a good morning it's a good day let's go your fucking trash motherfucker said to my fucking face little pussy it was all good don't dude why 10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, Your turn to pick. Ten seconds remaining. Five seconds remaining. That's so animal dude. That's so animal. Jesus. What is this shit? Spudox active in the chat, Pog. She's got a hammer instead of a sword. Lead moderator. Pog later There's no escaping me That will last! Second wheel to the left, second wheel to the left! Second wheel to the left, second wheel to the left! The bag! 30 seconds to butter. The pockets! I'm out of here! I think we'll come later when you least expect it. The battle begins. I think we'll come later when you least expect it. I'm here. I'm not done yet. You can leave Hard Camp open. Oops. I want to be full of you, but it's too much. I Was crazy That's my this is a bunch of kind of red I have to take the third one with him. Where can I play with him? What game is this? Oh, Ench. I didn't know that. It's a wallbang. Did my career has so much gold on it. the the the the the the fuck, why did he block this camp? What? It's camp. Alright then. A lot of trash. Not a lot. A lot of work. This is like the most CS I've ever had. My life, I think. I have this minute. I want to push I'm pushing the other side I'm pushing the other side No, he's pushing behind me I'm pushing the other side I'm rushing, I'm looking for the stick I really want to focus bot Okay, we're fine I cannot come top How, dude? I actually want to go top Oh, they're sleeping behind our expo. I'm TPing. They're taking TP, but I'm TPing. They're trapping. They're not taking any cocks. How's the last TP like this? Last tick of one fucking poison attack dude. Fuck my life, man. Fuck it though, they both died 2 cores. Yes, he fell. I'm going to get there in, I want you to get, let's go down. Nice, nice he was. Both sub's bottom lane. I can get soon. 5-0 rest and not 6. They just won't stop trying. I'm gaining now I'm still not it's when the bat was on my gate right arena right barra charging, barra charging some of it oh me, oh vision gate no I'm gonna kill him He's gonna kill me I'm gonna charge I'm gonna charge I'm gonna play anyway I'm ready to meet you, Zaryn I'm ready to meet you I'm ready to meet you, Zaryn I'm ready to meet you, Zaryn 6 sipping I mean if this guy keeps his top we can open bot even though he's out of arena, cooldown will be enough I believe. Yeah Razer on half-raised You can't get fucked I tip you now I'm trying to jump it Where's the RCP? He's here, he's here He's... He's down He's down, he's down He's down, he's down He's down, he's down He's down, he's down He's down I rock it on Razer I'm cooking, I'm cooking, I'm cooking Why did I say I have rocket if I don't have rocket by the way? It's Liddy. Firefly bug, still in game. and I want to take their XP, can we go? There's also a small stack here. I have a feeling they can go over XP, by the way. low on timber that's fine taking hours we're fighting this guy, it's your favorite same that noise though Why is my shield not working? What the fuck? Why is it not working? Anyone know? Any help? No, it wasn't me What the fuck the guys get something why is my why am I not getting a mess? You saw this right? I did you didn't get any MS. I was thinking why am I so slow in this fight? So confused I think you guys make it I'll come back I'm gonna get this Grab some shit and then we'll kill him I'm gonna get this You guys are TPing, right? No, I'm not. You didn't give me a Dazzle. Perfect. Or did I just kill you? You know, ult him? Not yet. Not him. No, I know but I was rockabrush on the bat, right? Yes, Katz. You said that they exist. You said that triangle, Dazzle? Let's walk. Go finish me, it's super low. Who's even farming this? Who's even here? Timber is not there, Viper was mid, who the fuck is for Bat? Maybe Blink on Bat, he farmed us for two minutes. Yeah, chill. I'll try. Don't go mid then, I'll ride. and This is fucking... Let's get out of there. you That's not this can you bottom give up You're seeing something looking timber don't go more, don't go more, zip on let's go to the timber, let's just kill them yeah, we can go to the dome go for mentions bottom and go gates, take turn Fuck that. You're too flicked, yeah? What the heck are you doing? of the death of the death I I cut the spear into us, but I might be less I just cut the arrow and try, I'm sure I can bite on club, I think, guys, if they are in Do you have a dmg? You can force whoever gets linked. If you get linked just turn around. Oh, okay we can burst her vibe. Yeah we can, we can. How? What the fuck? I don't have TP, I used TP. He saw UTP as well, on Word. Mm-hmm I'll kill her stop them doggies Ah, that's it I think they are good, come in line where I'll be here some guys, we can kill them all I'm gonna play. Yeah, I need blockers. four rush with dead ones of death of death of death of death I'm coming Not care, no gear Barra, I can catch Barra also I'm picking Razor Look me guys, look me, they are coming Okay, real one is soon. I caught a real one, I caught a real one, boys. I lost one. I Don't want to see yeah, what about you? But I'm a dagger All time Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! You have to be careful with some of the stuff. The enemy's truck is up in the front. I want to attack! The medium stuff is all fortified. I think the main is top there. He's bottom. That's her? That's our boys. 2, these guys are sweating so hard for what? For what? I'll kill you, I'll kill you It's not working I'm out I'm out The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. not one well well well first game on stream and a win what is this this is really counts like a plus 10 game or some shit yeah it's like plus plus 12 doesn't count as a win You Turn up this guy's crazy fuck he's got to be on Molly or someone some powder or something game winner Who are you from? What does that mean? Who are you or where are you from? Yeah, and he's bad. They killed the hero, basically. This nerf killed the hero. Because this basically means he doesn't get a damage per level. Used to be every single level he used to get a damage extra than he used to. His agility went from 2.2 to 2.6 and then he lost 1% per tree which on average like 6%. Kind of sad. Which rank would it be if I wasn't streaming? I mean, that would also have another context to it though. If I wasn't streaming, that means I think I would be trying hard to like enter competitive again. And if that's the case, then I don't know, I can easily, I feel like I can easily get top 50, no problem. But I would also move. If I was not streaming and I was playing Dota, that means that I'm trying to actually take it very seriously because I don't want to waste my time. So I probably live in Europe which means I probably have low ping and then I mean easily top 50. I have no doubt in my head. If I was in Europe for one year probably around the sixth of the month I'd probably break into 50. 10 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, your turn to pick. One more luck. Uh-oh. Ten seconds remaining. Five seconds remaining. Okay. 10 seconds remaining 5 seconds remaining the fuck you picked morphing? mid and he banned it what a psycho I I'm buying Mars techies. Not that. Okay, so I have three people pre-muted. Holy shit. Okay, so I have three people pre-muted holy shit, how did I end up here, let's go boys. I'm going home. And they thought it could get no darker. It's in the bag! The battle begins. You don't much for being retired. You don't need to block, okay? I can leave it open. Okay, just letting it off. and I'll stall on there. It really is not a possibility. Why would you put a fucking ward on hard camp? With Cheryl? Crazy ward. there he's after us if you can not keep next in Salon at your home that would be sense okay, what's there? of Get up and I'm bot lane, I'm bot lane This guy is crazy, he's fucking gotta be on my left side. Skame so fucking slow paced, we should be shitting on top lane but it's like... I don't know what to do with myself. I don't know what to do with this, but I'm not sure what to do with this. I don't know what to do with this, but I'm not sure what to do with this. I don't know what to fight, I don't know what to do. I'm gonna get you, okay? HotRage, Stax, Jerak, I'm... What the fuck? Swarm like some fuck. Your new tower is under attack. your middle tower has an attack there's a harness Your middle tower is under attack. This is what you're supposed to do. You're doing the right thing. I don't know if you're trying to throw it, but that's what you're doing. You're doing the right thing. You should have done it five minutes ago. We can fight no arena. No arena. I can't do this all till I can't you guys just, I don't, by playing this game it's just unreal. It's just fucking unreal dude. Razer's going base for mana. Let's call him Please, I'm coming for you. Your middle tower is under attack. Your middle tower is under attack. I mean I'm just asking what when I ask you to fight talk no arena you run towards mid I'm asking you what's going on is there some problem this is like the fifth arena he used on me this game he's only used it on me and they are not doing anything with it they're getting one kill. I don't think that's good, but if you sit here and you don't use your spells it's good. So can we go and team fight please? Okay, then I'm going to FK here and then get it reenied 50 times and lose. of of of of of the I'm gonna give us some room. All right, all these people are the same. Just some fucking loser that just watches anime all day, has an anima profile picture, they're like the smartest human being in the world like I don't know it's so insane how many clones of the same person there are at the server Your top tower is under attack. Your middle tower is under attack. Your bottom tower is under attack. Your middle tower has fallen. Your middle barracks are under attack. Your middle barracks are under attack. Your middle barracks are falling. Your middle tower is under attack. I This the sad part is this game was a pretty free fucking win I don't know. Your east is under attack. Radiant... random Russian ghoul. Can you do about it. Look at this guy's profile picture. Like you can't be a normal human if you have some random anime girl as your profile picture. You just can't be, I refuse to believe it. Dude, DDX is so fucking lucky, he doesn't get any of these lobbies by the way, like he's so fucking lucky, like dude, these lobbies are just so fucking forced 50-50, it's just like I load into the game and there's probably like a 30-40% chance that automatically someone One of my team doesn't like someone, and maybe one thing goes wrong in the game, and it's full fucking boom boom insta-pinking buyback, insta-fucking-griefing game, and it's like, I'm sure the enemy team is the same thing. It just depends on which guy is on edge more. So it's like 30 to 40% of the games you play are just auto losses, effectively. It's like I can't even do anything about it. I can like win this game solo if I have four people who wanna win but if one guy like this fucking weeb this guy doesn't wanna play, this guy doesn't wanna play, this guy's crying since minute one he has an anime pro bon picture as well, like all these guys are the same, dude, they're all the fucking same just the same fucking groups of fucking disgusting people who just watch anime and think they're someone and they're not that's all it is Every time I join the stream, it's just complaining, yeah, I'm going to prevent you, hope you never come back then. Top 2 for what finals? Blast? Who's in that tournament? I mean, gamer legions, there's no way they're fucking, I don't know how Miles lost to gamer legion, those guys are shit. So it's Falcons liquid, Falcons is gonna win. Yeah, Dex or Oec, depends. I think this is actually a really good patch for Tidalong. So I think maybe Tidalong might cook them this game. This guy's crazy, fucking gotta be on Maliha somewhere. It's gonna be basically if anyone can figure out how to deal with this guy's hero pool. Cause he's basically like probably the most toxic mid right now. This is like the best patch I've seen in a long time because Tylong is like a, he's a cheese player. He only plays cheese and I define cheese like this. He picks Razor, Hoskar, Last Pick Puck, Viper, Beastmaster, um, that's it I think, right? Is there any other mid here on the Bicepipe? Thank you for picking the bif and now read this please. Artizia I put the lamestream now. Nice. Thanks for advice. No more bonnet. no more bonnet My fucking sniper is banned dude. My beast is also banned. Looks like I might have to play an oral video of this game. It's time to weehaw it up. Listen, where is we have been by the way? I haven't seen him in some time. Last pick, Hosscar. Brother, what is this guy? This guy thinks he's gonna beat me on my pudger mid. Alright. Watching, watching, Laird, buddy. What's at Laird's? I don't even think Huskar is like the best picks around for shit. I'd rather like if I play against some Ember or the Vessel I'd be way more emolved about it. Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or something or some powder or something. What? Just what I was waiting for. I will fuck this I was so killed get two times. Oh yeah, yeah. Artyrita. Duzes. I have many months of playing with VH. Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. You've got to be on Molly or Sunmo or Sunpowder or something. Send hello to me, Artyr. Love you. No problem, it's walk-ins. Positive metal attitude. Let me walk-in for you, actually. I want to check bot run nice nice I actually killed it in the buddha shim yeah shards on dusk He has gashan died to sleep. I don't want to play with you. I'm playing without a Plyo. I don't want to play with you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I think we need to kill him with the chest of madrion I kinda wanna roam a bit boys, for honest Terminator be bought You can attack while we are shooting I will try to kill him the he was and I don't know if he's gonna be able to do that Take a bounty and stay bot It's okay, I'll stay bot I'm gonna stay comps, I'm gonna get Milway first I'm ready to check, it's okay, don't fight I think Corridor is gonna die Maybe we can have Grimstroke, but I don't know You can leave if you want, I can one in one street I'll show you guys how to do it. I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him I don't have my resources to help me with them. If you buy time I can see the thing Kill me? Well done I got this of some of some of some of I can kill bottom whoever comes here, isn't it? Fuck! He's looking good in here, man. Yeah, I got to this one, I don't know. I am... We can die. I go crazy. I go crazy. I'm coming too. I get conned. Do you mean somewhere here? Watch out, Matt. It's fine. Watch out, Matt. I can stall it. I can stall it. I can stall if you want I'm stalling, I can't see anything I can't see anything I don't know. Come on Top. is under attack Turn up this guy is crazy I think he walked on us maybe I can kill him guys He has ravage, I guess. Alright. Where did he use that R, remember? That's not... There's TP behind him. Maybe we go on TP? show me the round for me I'll just go for a stack this has got nice to me if it's too nip I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game. I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game. I got the drums coming in speed. That's the end of the shackles. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I will tip in there for a shifter. I'm just gonna get off maybe guys, there are like five after. I feel... I don't know why. I'm tired of there with Ravage My blink is coming Most likely, most likely it is I wanna go to the Grim Give me a stop Does he have Sunder? Yeah I think that's a pretty good sound. I'm gonna try to get their exp. He has blink on top of it, right? You're saving him. He has no blink on top. I'm running with ulti, no repealable. I wait for silence and I can go. I took there was them and I killed me also Oh. Tip eh? Tip. Blah, no. Pick me. I don't know what to do with that. I don't know what to do with that. I don't know what to do with that. Which might be kinda cool, I'm not sure. Yeah, we can still fight them, just fight on vision, I hope like I can kill this or whatever. Stab can die. Me and Bat are coming. I'm going bot, I think. I'm going bot. I am chasin'. I'm going bot, I think. I'm going bot, I think. I'm going bot, I think. to turn up this guy's crazy he's got to be on Molly or something or something happy one year anniversary I don't know what to do with this game. I'm not gonna kill this game. I'm not gonna kill this game. I don't know what to do with this game. I can't kill this guy. of The enemy's top tower was fallen. Oh damn good. I'm not ready for the raid. The enemy's top tower has fallen. I'm running. fuck you don't take any damage from tormentor or the shi- that's crazy it's like they're afk I might as well go AFK, you understand me? When I'm mid, they go AFK, it's that simple, don't worry about it. Yo, how's it going guys? There's Link on the stroma. Where's Huskar? Alright, let's just kill this guy. Just not taking the occasion. The enemy's middle tower has fallen. Oh, that's it. Hold the applause in the chat. Hold the applause. Listen. Just relax a little bit. I know, I know. You're not used to me just destroying every lobby. But listen, that's what happens on the stream. Every lobby is just soloed. Every single lobby, I'm 15 and 0. Literally only loose cause my team's trash. Aw. I'm going to go left. I should have known Spazer. I'm going to get him. I'm not searching! Enemy's top turret is falling. The enemy's top turret has fallen. Godin, I'm so mad. Please. Nice push. Oh, Ravage, you guys, you can go. Yeah, I will wait my whole team. your bottom tower is under attack not a stop and I learned from the best punch on Europe West server guys, you know who it is, say in the chat if you know what I'm talking about right now. Yeah. Best pudge on your server, guess who? Type in the chat. What do you think? Some powder or something. Turn up. Hyper clap in the kick chat. You know what I'm talking about. We has right, we has right. No, it's not a beer. It's like 230 dude. I just started the stream. You think I'm going to take out a beer at two hours into my shift at 2.30 p.m.? Listen, I know I'm clocking in kind of late today, but listen, how about an alcoholic beverage in the afternoon while working? It is... Listen, I'll probably have a beer around like at 9 p.m. if I'm streaming that late. How is that beefing with Lehigh? I literally complimented him. He probably is the best Pudge on Europe server, on mid. No, nobody else really plays it, but... Excuse me. What is what the fuck is Super Bowl Super Bowl or you're talking about like the stupid uh yeah who cares about this shit this is fucking a marikansky bullshit I don't like it don't care about it Thank you. Did, there's no way anyone cares about it watching people throw a fucking ball around. No, I think basketball is a good sport. I think hockey is kind of mid, it's like whatever to be honest. I'm not a fan of football, I'm not a fan of American football. See, I'm more of a fan of fighting. I like MMA. I like watching people get knocked out and I like watching the submissions. Especially the amateur MMA stuff, like when I was watching the DWCS a lot. It's really interesting to watch people who just look so tired and they're like throwing punches in slow motion and they're just like both people are like so vulnerable but they don't have enough power to do any damage so they just start like whacking each other and like it's like no damage right you're just like just doing this but it's not enough name 10 MMA fighters okay Armin Sruki and Charles Olivera, Peter Yan, Marabh Dvajdaivy, whatever his name is sugar Sean O'Malley Habib John Jones fucking what's that guy's name Arnold Island that guy's funny fuck Arnold Island's funny we got as much my we got Gene Silva we got Alex Pereira I can probably go on like 50 but how How much was that? 10? Oh, it's 10, right? Is that market shift? Some other ones? I don't know if I can keep going, but... I am. Radiant team picked. I Name a woman fuck So what's that baby shark? What's your name baby shark? I know baby shark uh what's her fucking name and what's that really like strong-looking woman woz that looks like she's on Roy's and shit fuck what's her name dude what's her name what's her name how do I not know she just won like the the fucking belt dude she just won the belt what's her name I don't know, I'm fucking cucked. I'll turn to pick Kyla Harrison, yes, yes, yes, Kyla Harrison, yes, yes, yes, that's that's I remember her nickname one of the was baby sharks like thickie right like like, uh, Tabatha Thickey? Oh yeah, yeah, Tabatha Rikki, that's right! Yes, yes, yes. That's correct, sir. Okay, what am I doing? Is it Pudge Offlane or what the fuck is this shit? 10 seconds remaining. Pudge off lane. 5 seconds remaining. Dude, I'm drinking a carbonated drink. It's just burping casually. What's the problem? You guys don't burp when you're carbonated beverages or what? Sorry, okay, I will never do it again. Why do people get this fast, citizens of ass? So does this mean you get two strength per tick? Or what does that mean? So how much strength do you get from one dismember? We've minus 40 games, I'm minus 40 game at all, talking about it. You need to work on your skills. Hey, give it back, give it back. ha ha ha GG What the fuck am I watching right now? Yo, the push gun, where the fuck are you dude? level 1, level 1, this guy's got me it's not me, not the fucking 80 damage hero hitting you yep, yep, yep, good You're standing in front of me bro, don't let her come touch me okay? turn up to What the fuck is this guy doing an ogre dude Oh Dude my posh girl fake my posh girl, what are you looking at bro look at their fucking health? Why are we diving? Why are we pulling cabs? That's all good, so good. Faker push, good, that's all good, it's all good though. And full pull too, eh? A bit of a dubious one, no? They're healing and fountain. I think if you go behind them, we just kill them all, both of them double kill them. Like if you just go get angle and you just fuck them, you don't time out I don't know my ogre is like the biggest pussy of all time like I have never seen such a pussy ogre in my life Like I have not seen it. I have not seen it. It's all good though Where's fucking camp as well? I cancel the dude guys don't worry I cancel he can die Poshka, can you come back bot? Both use bots I'm not sure what to do with that. I'm not sure what to do with that. I'm not sure what to do with that. Somebody that I used to know What? They're bot again and double support. He's alone top. Fuck this. I don't know like I just feel like this guy has the most free game on ogre and he's just not doing anything and then every time I look he's just fully experienced full manum so then I begs me to ask the question what the fuck are you doing you animal holy shit I don't understand this lobby is so shit like there's diving amorta but no one's doing We can fight bottom with triolty for sure, just need like a human fucking spellcaster. Excuse me, I said I wouldn't do it but I did it. I did it! Click on this tree! Oh my god. Sup, old girl, what's up dude? How you doing? How you doing man? Serious? I'd like 200 in the HP each, I'm sure we can fight this. I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the base and see what I can do to get back to the base. Yo, what's up, bogeyman, what's up? You can carry this, like, yeah, of course I can, but I'm the fucking GOAT. I'll carry every game. Never give up. Of course, you fool! Your middle tower is under attack! You can wait! Your middle tower is under attack! Your middle tower is under attack! The perfect match for my move. Can you hold the mid on trance? Dude where the fuck is Beast? I'm so confused Solar holy shit Okay. They have five heroes in the pit today, so I'll have to be here. It's fine. Lay them out by a door or so. Or worse. Your bottom tower is under attack. Nothing can save you. We gave you a hate stone! You must step down this door. Mark, I'm here to let us find our shelter. Let's walk in the trench. Coming after garbage cleanup So you do it holy fucking shit Well, I got the puck kill did not know he has a blink I don't know, I disagree, we're just sitting on like, we're just sitting on our defensive camps the whole game, on Beast. I feel like he doesn't really know what the fuck he's doing, I'll be honest. I don't know why he doesn't want to go pressure here, pressure here, he can solo kill any fucking hero but he's sitting over here in these two camps. Isn't that, that can't be right, like I don't understand how. and I can't my combos go go go you fight fuck you team I don't know, I feel like this guy is so inefficient in his map movement, it's crazy. I'm not gonna lie, like with all due respect, but you can't call Torm and not be there with Avis. I'm just sorry, that's kind of an illegal move. If you ask me, if you're under arrest, you're going to prison. You're literally just baiting, or you're just dumb. Oh my god. Let's have the detection connection. Can you- versus their DKB standing on the right where is he going I didn't call anybody toxic I don't care if you think I'm toxic I'm gonna ban you right now I play I don't give a shit look at my ballsack Eddie Blasey I don't care if I'm Toxic I didn't call anyone else toxic though, so that didn't make any sense I think I'm going to be here long. I need to work on your skin. I can't hear that. I can't stop. How long has my passive been off? How come no one's singing in the chat? How long has my passive been off? How come no one's saying it in the chat? Did I just turn off now? I think I toggled at 15 and never turned it back on. Holy shit. I wonder if things are not farming as fast. three minutes Jesus I blame that one guy who's rejuvenating me Okay. I think we're going to fail in this game, in the future, to be honest. We need more guys. We're going to win, we're going to win. I don't know what I'm talking about. What's that monster? It's an invisible item. kill or be killed you understand me it's that fucking simple you understand it you have have to understand it. I cancelled, I cancelled, straight up. I think they cannot kill me twice. Huh? I'm really wondering if I'll be in another lobby just straight up, you know how it goes. You know how it goes, you already know, if you don't know now you know, you know what I mean. Let's be honest about it, let's be real about it. of I keep it out. They saw me, they saw me, they saw me. He took it turn up No, it's a... No, it's a... Yo, that's cool. Now Papa will push only me only me at this. I've been holding a fucking huge P. I need to really go pick him again this game. It's making me get impatient indeed. I'll go bait some 3-2-2 shots, I need to go pee. Let's go. I give you a run. Okay, let's go. Take the shot. Today is prime form, Artizzi, punch mid, 10-0, going AFK to P. You already know that's how it goes. You already know! I stopped way too long today, man. 10 hours. I feel so tired. 10 hours, fucking... too much. Too much, too much. I played so bad the first 20 minutes, Marius. Somehow, still one, though. The sun is in my eyes, it... Your turn to pick. Well, maybe lane against this lane is what is this Razor Marcy? Oh, that's good name, actually. I could have played this game, yeah. I didn't see Storm, but it's still pretty good anyway, but here's the current. the What the fuck is this Marci I had to build? We could maybe kill Razor the other one See what happens with waves I'll kill him when I'm about to buy you, run to Jekyll, I'll kill him straight away. I don't know why the fuck he is frostbite, dude, fuck. I'm gonna kill him, he's still alive. you can do a stack and pull let's see Let's stack and pull. Let's see. I'll be back when I see you. I'm going to use the bomb now. I'm going to use the nongoose and I'm going to use the stick. Marcy is at my TP, I recall. Mhm. So should I, Marcy should go with the... He doesn't have a second skill, so... Okay. Marcy keeping both. He's all here. I don't care, I don't care. There's no use. What a little too late. Marci gated I guess, yeah right? Or is this the one? yes, ma'am the gate can you go gate border salon? yeah, what's up to you? I need backfall. If you have sentry, can you one block small? No I'm short. You can give me. of I'm just walking Wait wait wait wait I'm down just I'm down just I'm down One knock. One knock. You can die for your human ability. Divide. get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it today would you care? I have a medic in my tank I'm not gonna kill him I'm not gonna kill him I'm gonna kill him I'm a strict I feel bad he's still better than the other one being fed. I'm dying here. I feel bad he's still not, no. I'm gonna go behind. What how Wow Yeah, look how I'm this old I don't know if I'm going to fall down or not I wonder what they're doing I'm not sure if it's a good idea to use this, but it's a good idea to use it. I'm not sure if it's a good idea to use it. the the of the They're going to be on the left. They're going to be on the right. They're going to be on the left. Come on You're gonna get there Let's Starv is coming, Slark is near, our Starv is coming No luck. You should never max passive on Slark. It's useless early game. It's only good if you can actually fight. Most of the time, you don't actually have the ability to refresh it more than twice. The enemies are hot! Oh yeah, this mess in no time! Your middle tower is under attack. Rampage? Oh, yeah, I see what it is. Rampage? I need to change the hockey for you. I had to change the hockey for this, any suggestions? Uh, my shard is bad, so... V? Maybe. Shit, this is V, right? Okay, V. I don't know, they have care or not, I don't know. I like this build when I play against two like physical damage dealers and in lane and also late game it's kind of useful too or like mid game sorry I feel like it's so nice it's two armor and about four armor so you have 5.5 armor it's kind of nice Nice. Why is my shit so bad? Storm alive I guess they're playing Okay... Everytime I play Slark, my team always 3-2-2. Remember last time? I'll just be kidding. I'll take this one. I don't want to kill him. Fucking animals! I need your help, John. He's right now. What are you doing? Fuck man, I have 1,000 to kill him. Fuck you guys. Oh Okay, I joined you. The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. you you you you you I think this is one of the best Dota heroes designed, like in Dota 1. firms in red, 9 years with RTC, the best streamer on the Twitch platform Meepo, what are you looking at me for? I need to redesign this item dude, it's not even enough dopamine I mean dude, do you guys remember watching the trailer in Dota 1, like the Murloc Nightcrawler? Like I remember they used to release trailers for heroes in Dota 1, and you just did the... I remember the video like vividly, it's like the river, top river in a slark, like the ulti, the big black fog. Just you just see him like this and he's like, A-chan! A-chan! A-chan! And then, and then it's like, it's so legendary, dude. It's so legendary. Yeah, that was the first idea. concepts created that you could attack while you're invisible people are going crazy people are literally losing their fucking mind on the hero. I mean I'm sure it's not even on you can anymore is it oh it is Dude, this fucking video dude, holy shit that's funny, wait wait wait do I still have browser showing? I don't think I do, where the fuck is it? Checked you guys seen this? Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Hold on, look at this. Where's the sound? What's happening to the video? Look at this! It's just a little cloud chasing a sniper. Wait, fuck! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. The music makes it so much better. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to add this. Hold on. Okay, wait, let's try this again. I'm trying again. I'm trying again. Dude, this is so stupid. This video is so stupid. I'm trying again. Dude, this is so stupid. This video is so stupid. Just the cloud. Just a little cloud following a Viper, dude. This is a legend, eh, dude? Look at it. You Agh! That's not a good idea. I'm just gonna go for the fight. But I'm gonna go for the kill. I don't need to fight. It's a good idea. I'm gonna go for the kill. why we have all rules the perfect draft you lost Rostik, it's Rostik oh I didn't see actually I didn't see Rostik was in the lobby 10 seconds remaining 5 seconds remaining oh my god hits back the laundry fucking support oh god he's like the I don't think I'm a good driver, I remove Ur. Imba. How much time I was last game? Dude, I feel like every win is just like plus 10 and every loss is like minus 30. Let me verify this. Yeah, look at this shit. Wait, what? It's alright. Oh no, I didn't listen to the new jaco. Meepo, no. No Meepo. Go Mama, not me. I'm busy. Ayodo, what's up Yoda? Say my name, say my name, Yoda say my name, say my name! Meepo, your dinner time is at 4.30, it's 4.02. 30 minutes Meepo. If you want it earlier, go ask mom. Stop staring at me, I'm busy. I woke up this morning and it was like minus 20, I think, like 21, it's fucking cold. I went outside for one minute, it was fucking hard. I was like naked. It's a classic John Kramer game right here. Triple kill before lane starts. and we will get it I just want to kill him so I can push One fucking lobby most perfect larva missed I'm gonna ban it for good. I almost baited him he got lucky he actually got lucky I almost bit him, I'm pretty sure he hit like the highest in RNG I've ever seen I'll kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. of the I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. What did you do to yourself? I'm going to tell you where I'm going. I'm going to tell you where I'm going. I'm going to tell you where I'm going. I mean, I'm not going to fight because of each one. It's too slow. They're coming over me. I Everyone's just baiting me this game You can say Why is he so scared? That's much. Bottom. Everything you need to do in two parts is just stick to yourself. On both sides. They couldn't kill me. I'm gonna kill him Put me on the gate What? Farum I don't know, it looks like he's a little bit angsty today, maybe he had a bad day, listen I'm not going to poke the bear, but I'm going to be the bigger man who's double with us and put a blind eye to it, you know what I'm saying? Listen, I understand he's a teammate in Kayuri, so the beef might have been inherited, and then that means that I hate him as well, so we don't know yet, but uh... I got beef with Nightfall, I got beef with Kayuri, listen I don't mind adding another one to it, you know what I'm talking about? Who gives a fuck? 2nd spot 2nd spot 2nd spot 2nd spot So did... So man, I didn't bub. He lapped. What the fuck? I think we should go back to the map. We need to go back to the map. Arthur, I have no ulti Grims, perfect Why'd you go by Falcon Blades if you go Kai's though? I just realized it's kind of bad, isn't it? It's nice to see we winning game together my friend Lodron. have moved on from Chen, I see. What did he say guys? Is he being racist or homophobic? If not, then it's all good. Yeah, Yenny's not even with Tv, we can't reach, I mean yeah, but Yenny pretty much, what the fuck, I don't know what the fuck you're saying. Okay, point it. I got a huge of a streak on lv Six, oh shit. What is this shit? Why is he defending with wards? Like what is this? I saw a video of you with Kojkuva doing chill list and you looked like a dwarf compared to Kojkuva. Kojkuva is like 6 foot 4 or something I think. I don't know, maybe 6-5. I don't know, maybe he stalls for it. Who's dead? It's okay, you can't get cancelled anymore for saying stuff like that. The meta game has changed. You can literally punch, you can tell people you're gonna bite them in shit these days. The people who care have left the game. Now all that's left is people like ghouls, animals, racists. We got all kinds of people welcoming the fucking prison of Dota 2. Valve was abandoned in the fucking game. So listen, it's the Wild West out here. So like yeah, until like the police come and take over Dota 2, it looks like it's It's all good now. twitch man for what typing in a game I'm gonna punch a guy in the face dude what look I have I feel I've heard some insane shit from streamers dude and they don't get anything I've heard people living wishing death on like generalized groups of people let's say that nothing no one gives a fuck I don't know even know what the restrictions are what you can say what you can say but I'm I'm pretty sure typing in a text chat that you're gonna punch someone in the face is not band-worthy. Maybe it is, I don't know. We'll see. It might be my first band then, onto which soon. That's okay. Life goes on, you learn your lessons. I don't think he'll even got banned because this guy is like a shady guy. He like participates in betting, he's a potentially like inside matchfixing guy, he's smurfer, like if he legit breaks so many rules, like it's not surprising to me that he got banned at all, okay? Who got bad, don't wake up bad, it's so good. I mean, telling someone to kill yourself, like, type and kill yourself, I think that's I feel like you shouldn't be allowed to say that at all. I think it's like Like telling someone that you're gonna punch them that's literally for more than the five occasions Flame the fuck out of you for no reason. I feel like it's a form of retribution at this point Anyway, it's all you say you're gonna like kill him or something that's also like pretty intense Anyway, long story short, dude, stop being a fucking pussy, okay? Just stop being a pussy, seriously. I have not started a game where I'm like stuck at this prison cell right now. But this is the first win streak in a while. Let's take a nice dub on this one. You should have 5 and 1 today dude. Anyway I like Mira. I like him. I always consider him a good player and a good person but listen I don't give a fuck if people are like like don't shit's all fickle at the end of the day who cares most likely I'll never see any of these people in my life and if I do gives a shit either listen I'm just telling you right now bro I don't start beef I don't start beef I listen I don't start it dude like you guys got to look back and take a fucking step back okay do you remember how the kori beef started bro i just i was just playing ursa and bro just no doom i was playing doom okay i just remembered i was playing doom okay he's playing bane okay i got score stir because i want to secure small camp okay so i press score stir on the wave starts push i start pushing the wave he just runs into two heroes and just dies then he buys back okay then he buys back and then says scorched earth go and and then I'm just like sitting there like wait what what's happening one second hold on let me think and then he starts insulting me further and I don't respond and starts playing my career and I'm just sitting there like okay wait hold on one second this guy literally has not won a single fucking meaningful tournament his whole fucking life has made no money playing this game and he's sitting there insulting my career. Then I say, bro, are you fucking mentally ill? Like that's the beef. That's how it started. That's literally how it started. Like I didn't say shit. And then next game he randoms on my team. I'm like, okay, well, it's all good, though. 10 seconds remaining. 5 seconds remaining. Your turn to pick. Yeah, see this guy in chat said I watched this game. I'm sure he can verify 100% in accuracy. Cause I remember thinking to myself, the fuck is wrong with this guy? Like, I remember just thinking, dude, this guy is like mentally ill or some shit. like I didn't start any of this but I don't mind I don't mind beefing but I'm just saying out of just to get the objective story straight here I did not started it's all good though At this point he's taking it so personal so far he's ruined like 10 games of mine every time he's on my team he ruins the game. At this point it's not like I can't even avoid him either because sometimes we just get the same game and he just ruins. But when I play against him it's free of mar. Like he just all chats me all the time tapes me, you know, like at this point, it's just like dude. I don't give a fuck Let's get down and dirty with it. You don't talk about let's get down and dirty with it 30 seconds to battle. Yo, yo, Paz, are you stuck in the prison of MMR as well, or what, what's wrong with your rank? No epic fail today my friends, it is brilliantly clear that this one is in the bag. The battle begins. The fire of war is set. My two favorite players lading together often guys Okay, listen, I'm fucking you Every time you are unmuted you just say something racist Listen, I'm gonna unmute you right now and you cannot say racist things. Okay, you're a better person be the change you want to see in this world, okay? I'm under attack. The injured one is the new one What the fuck is this guy doing actually? I can't, I can't eat this one, just keep eating it He has tonic just to understand they have big heal to get baited. I'm so toxic bro, chill the fuck out. What the hell? What's the muscle code? I'm chillin' Yeah, I'm not sure what to do with this. I'm not sure what to do with this. I'm not sure what to do with this. OPA! Jut é solo! I don't know if his test is working out for him, I'll be honest. will ring a protection I'm much sure if it's working out for him We got a fat juicy ribbon bottom. I Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or something Holy shit. I have no protection. I'm under attack They don't even have any fucking dust, like what are they even doing? Why are they doing this shit? Yeah boys, uh... I see pizza This is the second guy who has come into my channel and called me Toxic. What gives? You guys actually think I'm Toxic? Like listen, I know your perception of Toxic is a little bit cocked, but let me tell you. I have not met a person less toxic than me. I have not. I have in fact only met one. And even then I would say it's a bit dubious if you ask me, a bit of a doober. Like GH can be toxic in his own way, not in the standard way you'd expect, but he definitely is a little bit wobbly with it if you ask me. If you understand it, you understand it. Scroll up and down. It's a big wave bottom, he doesn't want to leave. We're locked in. I'm giving a shot and waiting! No lives. Your bottom tower is under attack. The enemy's middle tower is under attack. You're missing time. You're trying to attack me. Bro, I- I- dude. Dude. Come on. Don't be dirty with it. Be clean with it. Rubber- Rubberboated it. You don't talk about it. Dude, if you don't think we have Slark session, I don't think this is any use of having this conversation with you. Weha literally uses the idea of him not going AFK as like some gaslighting attempt that he's trying hard to win the game. And then if you press scoreboard, you see him like 1 and 17 on Slark. And then he'd be like yapping about how no one else is trying except me, you know? Like, that's the kind of grief that Weehaw does. Some like, preconception that just because you're not going AFK it means that you're not ruining, you know. What? I was out of sentry range. Okay, deserved it. Karma. No roar. A little bit of a 3-2-2 by me and Yopash. Dude, the thing is dude, Twitch chat is just insane dude. This guy says he's trying to have us believe GH is more toxic than him. Bro, I didn't even say that! I didn't say that at all! I just said like, uh, even I would consider him to be not like a saint, you know? That's all. Not that I'm not. Or that he's less. Or more. Simply put, y'all are noobs, okay? the fuck is it different Quinn is not... Quinn is toxic just like how I am toxic but the way I identify it is that I think Quinn just really wants to win at all costs at the cost of others' feelings of the game and sometimes when you play and you try really hard and you're inside the game you fail to recognize that there's a human being on the other side of the screen. Like, everybody does that to varying degrees. Like, I've never heard Quinn say anything homophobic, or like, like, I've never heard him say, like, wishing death on people. I mean, he was kind of racist at one time, but it's like, that, that's the, you know, his like, facts, you know? Do I think that means he's racist? No, I think he just hit his max, just like how anybody does. If you play 15 games a day, and then like 15 of the seven of them have people screaming in a foreign language you don't understand and in like which in other people are fighting and refusing to play the game then it breaks you know what happens it happens when you try to be the goat easy snatch get better I'm gonna cliff the shikers and then asshole, boom. Dude the thing is the people who say, like I 100% know this, that people in Twitch chat or a Reddit or whatever public form where people can be under an anonymous umbrella and give their opinion on other people, those people are the same people that are saying to their groups of friends, you know, flaming this demographic or calling this person this word, being homophobic, like these are the people that just have no problem just dishing out what they are doing to others, but they don't get caught or held accountable for but like, it's like, that's why I don't give a fuck. I don't care, like, it's like, I don't really give a shit about what people say online because everyone just pretends to be someone they're not anyway, who gives a fuck? Like, a bunch of people come in my chat, call me toxic, why do I give a fuck? Like, lick my ballsack. While you're telling me that I'm toxic, five minutes later, you're telling your friend, this guy's this word or this word or this guy I played with yesterday is this word, like, just fuck. Lick my ass. Hehehehe 3, 2, 2, I've ever seen this before Connor right now we lost I don't want to talk. I'm not gonna be toxic, dude. Hey! I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to use it as much as I can. I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to use it as much as I can. Where is fucking Weaver, like, where is this guy? What the fuck is he doing in this game? I feel like he just never there, and he shows up late to get all the kills and look at the fucking scoreboard or some shit. Like, where is this guy? The The irony of the Quinn situation to me is like, when Quinn had said whatever he said he got in trouble for it, it was to this guy, right? And then later, you know what he said to other people, like, go kill yourself, go all the stuff, and like... You know, that's just how the world works, you know? You go condemn someone for saying something, and then you go say something else to someone else, shortly after. It's funny how the world works. fuck my supports dude I mean why am I so mad? I'm not mad, I'm just chillin but we're gonna probably lose cause we're not holding areas here I think I missed. is here. Do we want to connect Storm and Kotl this game? Arty will find a way to defend Quinn. Please some force This guy really is not into dragon dvg anymore. Maybe this is just a free win. It's crazy how much mana this series is, honestly it's ridiculous, it's like, I have a caudal but I don't really have a claw in the case We pushed shrink top, we got the... Shit, oh. I mean, Pridebacks exist. look at what's easy you should not read twitch chat I think it may have a bad influence on your behavior look at topsy doesn't read his chat how is that something you're proud of I can't believe I mean I know not you but like a lot of people are happy a streamer does not react to twitch chat but come on Isn't that sad? Like... Hey! Lag! what happened with the Roaches? Roaches come down, Roaches come down I'm going to go back to the base. You should dude don't play Dota 2 if you've never played Dota 2 before listen go play deadlock that game is not shooting Listen to be nice if I had some mana at first searing arrows in the throne I No, your partner's game, fuck. do I think the word moist should be erased from existence? Who the hell cares? Just a word. So why would you even type that in Twitch chat? I've only seen this guy play Kaz. And every time he's played Kaz, he's literally just started feeding. So I don't I don't even know, like... Yeah, Radiant might be a forced loss situation. Let me see what happens. Do I make the most money from subs donations sponsors or do you have some ventures? If you're talking about streaming Dota, I actually like doesn't make that much money at all. I'm just doing for the love of the game. If I ever stop enjoying Dota, I ain't fucking streaming Dota. I'm just gonna like I'm gonna just stream. It's a fun fucking riding game. God their hairs look so bad, like I don't even know what to do. What is standing like an iPad kid mean? Young children who are hyper focused or addicted to tablets and smartphones. The hell is this? This is actually a real thing. Well, in Netherlands I pretty much played 16 hours a day of Dota 2 and slept the rest of the time. I woke up in my shitty little hotel in Netherlands, I got out of bed, and I pressed on stream. And then I streamed till 5am and then I walked back home to my shitty hotel and I went to sleep. Then I kept doing the same thing for 29 straight days until I went to Amsterdam the next day. I think I'll liddy with it, but before that, here I know. the I mean Riff! It's in the bag mate! Yeah go on you sleep it's not open on Riff! And sleep it's not in there! I'm telling ya! It's a lock mate! 30 seconds to battle The battle proceeds! You can call this one, I've never lost up on that one. The battle begins. Let's weave our battle plan. Google says average 7k average year makes 25k a month. I mean how many hours? You would, it depends also because I think my viewership doesn't have ads. My viewership is like half of CIS and those guys don't get ads and that's how you make money, right? For streaming. I'm pretty sure I make the equivalent of what like a 4k viewer of Western audience makes. I got a little question I want to ask right now why isn't this dazzly using mana? ah ah chock-a-clock 2 mangas, 2 mangas. I'm gonna make a little match, 3rd one will be just... ...1. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna push him I'm gonna push him I'm gonna push him too, he's gonna be at the other side of the road I don't know what this fucking animal's doing I don't know, this is crazy. This guy actually is rank 194 and he literally just comes into lane, he doesn't use any mana and then when he's about to be level 2 he skills heal and then runs melee range and gets hooked then he skills grave. Like you can't, I frankly just have to say like this is disgusting that this is rank 180 gameplay. Like it's crazy. You understand how like stupid our lane is? Like look, they can't do anything. Like if he just has Q and presses Q on them, they have no play. They can't do anything. Like, it's like a 90-10 lane. Like, they can't even come through the wave. I don't know how this guy managed to fuck it up so hard. That's why I wondered myself, like, am I some, like, just cursed player forever? Like, this guy just... I'm sure he's not this bad. There's just, there's no way. You know? There's a snagging no plans. Okay. if you want to save play alone God forbid you'll have bad games, you mean not skilling any spell for 3 minutes is a bad game or like what am I misunderstanding here fuck how does he climb me? he's squished Oh my god dude I don't know what these guys are doing, they're just standing here next to each other I think he bought John. 7 deaths shown, all good? 7 deaths, 7 deaths, 7 deaths on off-lighter in 10 minutes, Jesus. but you know I think he's actually really farmed oh yeah yeah I'm more sleeping with level 6 I can't get we can kill I fall upon you. Oh, that's a- Your life is spools. Yes, I'm a bitch. I'm not ready. of the death of the death of I'm so high ground one. the the Reha's doing the same thing he always does, he just sits in the lane but this time he's not playing Invoker. I knew it dude, all the trick in the book, come on brother. Imagine having Magnus punch dual support? That's actually funny. Oh that's funny when it doesn't happen to you boys. You know how it goes, you know how it goes. Let's do some big dive or what, guys? No, no, no. Okay, nice. Hop, hop, hop. Yeah, damn it. I'm running. I'm gonna kill you. Oh, I think I see him. oh good news we forgot to kill bad news I'm fucking dead I see us guys, all of the defensive high ground wards are awarded, just letting you know. Yes, here, here. They're just standing there waiting for us to go down. Who was in the map? I don't know how far I was. of I said, I'm usually a high score player, but I don't know the context at all, I feel like if you're saying that I said it like in the, like if I'm like saying players are good right now and someone's a dandy then I said something about context, I mean maybe not. I don't hear it. But like I don't, that's inherently a bad thing to say. It's not like an insult, which is still one of my favorite players and the reason I'm playing I don't know what to do I'm going to use the shield I'm going to use the shield I'm going to use the shield when do I buy desol or myelonir? I think probably in most cases myelonir is better than desol either you have a lot of physical damage, an amplification of physical damage when you give me my desol the most you can think of I forgot about it. I forgot about it. I forgot about it. I don't know what to do with it. Can I kill you with the stick? I don't know what to do with it. I'm going to kill you with the stick. I'm going to kill you. You just fucking die, you animal. I should have lost this fight. Why are they so tanky? This is a call for the report. It's not time yet. I'm not ready. Not yet. It's not time yet. I'm not ready. Not yet. I'm not ready. They're all stacking top. I'm still in the fight. I'm still in the first. In the fight? In the first? I'm still in the first. I'm not ready It's not time yet Oh, that's a mean riff That's really a mean riff Not yet No sign Oh, that's a mean riff I don't know what to do I don't know what to do I don't know what to do I'm gonna win Not yet! This is a combat of the mortars! Watch out! I guess I'll just... I have a positive feeling guys. I'm chickened. I'm gonna take the Rappers to beat. You're gonna let me tank boys. the if if if if if if if But Kora can't fight with us, guys. I'm just getting the job done, you know how it goes, you know who's always out there doing the dirty work, it's me. I'm just always getting the job done. 7-1. Holy shit. Are we doing it today, dude? Should talking to other team supports, I mean, dude, if you load into a game and you're playing as any kind of human on the enemy team and you decide to pick the support duo of Pudge and Magnus and both of them go boots level one. If you seriously think you can win the game, you might need to turn yourself into a clinic Cause you are insane. You need to get a psych evaluation. Yeah, I can... Mage Slayer, Deso. Crit, Blink. Lothar's. the the the the Radiant team pick. Nile team pick. so that people who are not picked can't see this preferred team like only the captain can see it or something Yeah, don't me and we haunt enemy team. Jesus Christ. This is actually like my lucky day in terms of matchmaking. I actually have such good- Oh, fuck, AA dude! I knew it was It's still good to be true. Oh, fucking A, A, A, A, A, A. Nice, it's a good day game, good work. So this list has grown quite some names on it. It's time. The Skechers. Nande. Weeha. Dual Raise. Wonder Kid. The Vi Lama. This list is growing! I think I need to change my TA Cosmetics, man. We need some clothes on her. Yeah, that looks better, yeah? show my nopad, i actually checked my nopad the other day, well not the other day but that was news and people were talking about it, i didn't even know what the fuck it was I just saw, I think I saw a Mace's stream title listening to my notepad, I think. And then I'm like, what the fuck is that? And then I looked it up, and I saw everything was notepad, so I opened up my notepad. And when I, I just had like, I had like, taxed stuff. So it was actually good I didn't show it on stream. Yeah, it has some like, sensitive tax info. So yeah. You can let's walk and use ops. Hi! Hi! Hi, hi! I have a report for you. I'm waiting for your reply. You're getting beaten up, what the fuck? I'm getting beaten up. I'm just gonna type and ban Rubik. We fight for a block then we won't. Fucking Shishak dude, I have ping but you guys don't help me. None shall elude me. Never maybe what first is well done. I don't think there's a way to kill him I'm gonna go What the fuck are you doing dude, you don't want to kill him or what? My fives are so dubious today, I'm not gonna lie. I'm pulling big here, come push You need Lotus, right? You can use it I'm just going to use my fucking ass to sleep. I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I was in that focus frame, I'm just gonna use this. So how was this guy level 6 at minute 6 on carry? It's all good though. Ah, it's fine though. I'm not sure how to do this. I'm fighting again? I'll push the wave in front of me I'm trapped, I have ulti now, can I get the ulti? Come on. Yoda! It's okay! you won yeah you won you won you did I'm going to die. Radiance flame has been killed. I think I'm gonna end up dead, but you all die in front of me. Oh, wrong time. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. So I have blink I will never die this is deep guys this is super deep the the the refreshes when you know who would never do that for me Have a smoke. What? I pressed S. I'm going to spawn on this hill. Yeah, that's how Dota works. I'm going to kill him with the Ries. Where is Dota? Where is Dota? Where is Dota? That's a well I'll start pushing bot tower then, I'll hit this. Sucked up in mid, I'll use ult. Put down ult, maybe we can open up. Yeah, I can gait. I want to kill two of them Hot point, I guess. Yeah. You can't hit me if I'm... The enemy's bottom tower has fallen. Your main tower is under attack. I guess that's it. I think I'm going to tip you off. Yep, you can't be next to it. I'm going to start right here. I'm fucking poor guys How the fuck did I get shackled off this little fucking cock tree? I see the northern. Run run run run run run run run run run run! I'll get Just push my way I'll get Just to calm down, I'll get you I'm going to get you Yeah? I'm ready I'm going to get you I'm going to get you It's hilarious isn't it? It's a joke it's what it is! and of I'm hearing it's set. I have so much to kill now. Oh yeah? Ah shit, that's... Wait, what? What's the master at work? of are they gating? I forgot what happened I'm dead. What the f**k are you? I might as well take this. They're going up. They're going up. I have no way, just try to focus this guy, I can smoke for a few days, yeah I'll push I wish this wave we can go We will be able to kill him We can delete one here from fight near I have Nellie for when we are in a sec I can't rush, it's gonna move. I think it's better than this one Hello, hello, can you give me another one? Hello, hello He's also on the first floor Really? Hello Hello R2, my son Oh, what is that I smell who is this that's my primal never mind time it Just stop fucking random flame man it's fun when you don't have the animals in your team like it's actually so much more fun it's so night and day dude when you have the animals on your team it's just fucking you want to all try to play but get into arguments and then when you're playing against the animals it's full fucking chill The enemy's middle tower, that's full. The enemy's bottom tower. The enemy's bottom tower, that's full. Your top tower is under attack. Your top top is under attack. The enemy's middle top was caught. I don't know how you avoid the animals. I don't know. I don't know how to do it. It's so random. Like sometimes I get fucking Udomi on my team all the time and Weeha. And then like now I play against we have two games in a row. It's straight fucking vibes, dude like I don't I don't make this shit up like It's just hard to play with him. It's hard. It's hard. It's difficult. It's like Cuz like when I play with him as my mid I played void I remember one game I was playing faceless void carry He's playing coddle mid and he legit didn't gank my lane The whole fucking game like you refuse to help me I'm getting dove by four heroes and he's just not TPing on coddle and so it's like I mean like it's it's not playable It's not playable like I can't do anything. I can't do shit Like you saw this game when this winner came to gank me bottom imagine if nobody tp'd We team wiped them like everyone tp'd four heroes insta tp'd when they went on me bottom And then like then they got team wiped and then I'm just thinking dude my team wants What's the fucking win, you know? yeeeeeeeeeeeep. Hey Artizzie, any advice for those who can't stop gripping their hog? What? What you talking about, Willis? What do you mean we have climbing? I'm higher than him now. Last week he was 170 or something. Isn't that the case? I mean the thing is my people he has like I honestly don't even grief when I play with him he actually griefs me every game hold on where's this game this game I'll always show this game because it's recent this was five days ago sort of recent like I don't know he always griefs on my team just griefs on my team every game I play with him. Look at this game guys, here's the evidence, here's the evidence right here, boom. Harvey Specter my lawyer, let me show you, I got double mid, weehaw, and this Chris Luck idiot. Both these baboons are just sitting mid double midding. But listen, Chad Mr. Bobayev here, main character, I'm 1v5'ing this fucking lobby bro. I'm 1v5'ing this lobby, I have 18 kills, let's take a look at weehaw. is like he refused to play the game he was just feeding the whole game for 45 minutes of my life he just kept fucking feeding he just did not want to play this game you know so ever since this game I have absolutely no positive opinion of the guy I have no I have absolutely full hate go fuck himself he can go lick a ball sack you understand me enemies turn to pick your turn to pick your turn to pick iron engulfs your dome me enemies turn to pick I'm not playing with a fucking terrorist. I'm not playing with a fucking E terrorist, sorry. E-Terrest. Technically, I don't know exactly, this guy might also throw the game, but, you know... He's doing the Pitcherco root. Five seconds remaining. This is fucking toxic, dude. Your turn to pick. Okay, so I got first pick, Bristleback. Can I get last pick bros? Okay, so what is this, it's a Viper off thing. Oh, okay, okay. It's kind of a good Marana or sorry, a Windrunner game but Windrunner doesn't usually win the Google game so I need to think about it. Five seconds remaining. You I actually think it's even though I'm 8-1 I only gained like 130 or more to... It's in the bag! I mean I think we're stronger than them but we need to not get five man she's a bondage we stronger for sure they have two years don't do anything The battle begins. Ooh, now I get to shoot stuff. Watch, watch. You can die by the way, the next chuckle. I dropped the low. Oh I can't fucking... I will get bashed. I can't go bashed, it's just unlucky really. I would Yeah, it'll be a little bummed if I don't get bashed if I go through. I'm just resting, I guess we're still here. You cannot take damage, it would be ideal. Yo guys, um, we need help. I'll take him. Why do I have to play against a trily in every fucking game? Oh, we're not gonna have rock for sure. of That's not right, that's not right. The range increases! I'm fucking pausing the video, you're shit. I think we need to force Warlock to stay top so we get our wisdom. We need to make him stay here so we get our wisdom Before lock stop I don't really want to I don't know what to do. I found it. Okay, I got it. My god. My last thing was so bad on Serial recently, but I also feel like the number is just weird. I feel like she has high RNG on her hits or something I feel like Warlock is literally just sitting top waiting, I'm just gonna show you that. What's that? Okay. I got mankind. If you have anyone sticking top, take my javelin, will you be in top? I think maybe Warlock will TP though, I'm not sure, we should back. probably TP top guys Can go in soon I can get him maybe. I can't kill him. can we defend top? they're coming top with that rock I don't know, I feel like I still have an off-layer in this game. Oh he comes, okay. Okay. Can I kill all the beasts, mean you? Holy shit, they're fucking smoked. Oh guys, there's missing two heroes, can we fight? I'm kinda clipping right now, to be honest. my rage is so poor they're standing bottom, they have rock, we can't do this I got double wisdom I'll keep it up, I'm gating. That's good, that was 13 Euro. I feel like I am doing everything and when that usually feels like the case I usually lose so yeah my bristle has been a part of two out of seventeen kills right now it's Nice, played don't like this They're TPing guys, that stuff has a aura, it's pretty strong, yeah okay, yeah we cannot fight anymore, they're gonna probably rush. My beast is here. We're not rushing. Of course not anytime you're gonna join the game or what are we waiting for here? We should 5 men bot tower, we need to open up a tower. We have universal back, we load a star timing. Or we can deftop too, I think we can win this fight. Okay, we're not I'm so fucking bored of these games where no one does anything no one says anything Like the losses all feel the same way and the winds always feel like stomps But the losses that the thing is these games are not losses. These are not losses We can easily win this game, but we're like giving them so much respect on the map or giving them everything and nobody's talking Nobody's saying a word so they come back It's kind of fucking annoying I don't know, I mean it's all lucky with my procs to fuck this game. me off okay guys they're going to come probably fight our wisdom with ages what do we want to do these tipi bot smoked right now they're walking like this He's smoked on beast. What are we gonna do? Can you TP bot? First of all back? First of all back TP bottom, bruh. Come bot, we're gonna fight here. Go run in. This is a beast smoked with warlock. Go run in. I'll put me all there on you and you should have done fireclark. Go go go. Just go! Just go you pussy! Go! I like it, I like it, I like it, we're focusing on stuff. I like it, I like it. Oh fuck, wipe me. Oh man. I don't know how I missed this shot though. I think I just buy Lincoln's this game actually. I don't think I can die in this game. They have Viper Strike, Charge. There's actually, yeah, there's actually no way I die by Lincoln in this game. I want to control top. Don't let them farm. Nice score... Did you have some trouble? Should I go for the creep now? I need to check for some energy. He fucked up his robot on this. He fucked up his remiss clip, but he can help him. This guy is crazy. Fuck, you gotta be a Molly or someone with some power or something. Oh my god. Suck it. I will destroy you! Let the wind blow you! Fuck, there are 10 BKB controls! Take the crimson, Bristow! Easy, easy! Step ahead! Step ahead! Step ahead! Step ahead! Step ahead! Step ahead! Step ahead! Step ahead! Step ahead! Alright, we need to play top with Bristle, take this area, we are responding soon, can Can you come top, Bristle? You need to stand here and wait to fight for us. Your BKB is not important. We need to go push tower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, just make it in. I hope. I can link in here, whoever. Yeah, it's good towers, we can't fight. Alright guys, might be bad, need to back from mid soon. He doesn't have wiper strike, no wiper strike, no BKB, no BKB. My self is far, far away, you can run to the right. good just don't die now and we can actually contest Roche you have a aura on us if you want to fight get back please I just get one fucking way if you fucking animal I I Said babies to silver guys, kill us a baby These guys are all just I think he's asking you to buy crimson guard on whistleback, so we can not buy crims there. just don't die because it's only going to go fight rush, please don't die, I beg you maybe he'll survive, but I still have to come in We need to focus our self in fight, okay guys? He doesn't have BKB, he's full damage. We need to focus him. I think we need to fight there, we can't rush to find them. Let's hop. I'm gonna... Let's erp, let's erp. of The enemy is top tower. The spawn is dead. Kuroz, still getting rushing. Almost there. I can do it fast, I can do it fast, just do it, yes I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, of of of of of of of Oh, it's a jackal on the thing. How does this just roar me like that in front of a fucking ringmaster? Whatever, I don't care. Should never happen, but it did. I need damage, probably, stateless then. I'll look for... I just want to farm this top wave and then I guess we can just go back to the top wave And I guess we can just smoke one side lane or something. Yeah, follow me then. Follow me as well. I need the farm though. What is this guy doing? Disconnect or something? Uh, he's lost. It's fine, it's fine, it's not around here. We can find, they have no spells, they have no spells, just wait. I don't know why you're taking off aggro! I mean, what a noob. He literally took off aggro. Can you guys finish the game? Go attack! Attack! Together, one lane, attack! It's fucking one beast master. crazy, you cannot drone, you cannot hit drone I'll pick it up. I forgot my two fucking tanks in the front lines. Jesus. We are on a winning streak. It's been literally two weeks since I've won more than three games in a row. That's wild shit, honestly. I'm also like picking a different hero every game almost so... You Thank you. Dayo Team Pick. Hello, hello Artur! Artur, hello! Pachi, Pachi, Pachi! Time to make your new secret! Is the next sketcher awake now? Is it time for sketchers appearance? I think this guy only plays brewmaster. I'm like 90% sure he only plays remastered Is it banned? Should I pick it? 10 seconds remaining Oh, let's go to red blood What the fuck I don't need last pick against this guy What is this? Nuts? Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on Molly with some powder or something. Is AM dead this patch? The loom weaves and a new pattern appears. It's in the bag! It's in the bag, mate. Yeah, go on, you safe it's not. I'll put it up and see if it's not in there. I'm telling ya, it's a loom bite in the bag. Detsuin the bag Shishak, why didn't you throw the LARGO? Let's say it's a hero I would have picked something under the cutlass Next time Oh boy Next time you won't be there, I'll fix the regime. So you'll be there all night if you fix the regime? Thank God. I love you. Oh no, I'm going to die. The battle begins. Oh boy. Oh boy. I'm going to die. I'm going to use the bomb and then I'm going to use the bomb and then I'm going to use the bomb Let's go team up I'm trying to pull waivers I'll use my ulti to kill them Let's play this I think I'm going to die Sky, I'm about to meet you, blyat. I'm good. Well, I'm gonna hit you with my bomb. I always thought that guy was a campfire, people say he's not. I have no of this. I got the same one. I got the dogs. I got the dogs. Let's go. It's ok. I got the same one. Now the access is on. Ganga is probably on. Sky or not? I don't know. No way. Stop it. I'm just gonna take the first one Skyhester bot I would push bot with Wisdom Yes, 4th level, if he sees us, we'll give him a CD. We need him to take our stuff, to secure it. We can go bot. I'll come bot. Oh, guys. I'll push mid. Yes, very good. I'll come mid. He's going bot. Let's push bot. No, let's push bot. I'll stop, I'll be in top. Okay, let's go bot. I think we can still go. I don't know how strong we are. Well, we can maybe look. I think you're not that strong against Largo, no? I'm not sure. I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm just going back, I'm just going back, I'm just I Is click my power pets from strengths I don't know why he ran in I don't think he should fight this on slaughter against Largo like it makes no fucking sense to be honest And again, why did he pick starter scheme sit on a question Where am I trapped? Oh my fucking nose! My body's dying. They are in the top, don't die Can you take my dex? I will be in the forest I don't know, I don't know what's going on Stalker I got a run, Stalker, now push top I think they are smoked today. Maybe they are actually good. Maybe rex will be... Yeah, they will join us. Pnult and their speed can put TPG. Pnult, Eonult. I'm going to go to the 5th floor. I don't know how we're going to move. I'm going to go. I think we can kill them all What was that? I don't know, guys I think we can kill them all What was that? Largo TP bot, he cannot be mid I don't know, guys I need to go to the bush I see They are strong too But they are strong too But they are strong too But they are strong too They may be small boat Sky is boat They are all bot Can we go to the building? Yes, we can I was watching the fight Yes, I was You can even kill Why do you have your car? I was waiting I'll go No, I can't What is it? Or should we kill the first one? We'll kill them Oh, bot is on the right I need to find a brother There will be a plane in the bushes God scared I blocked the respawn roll I raised the AR guys, I'm going to the aparat I'm going to look at the aparat I'm going to the aparat I don't think that easy to fight guys, we don't have Mr5 Oh, oops I'm gonna die Skytip is over Hello, Manna of I have defuse I was a mid-diffusher. fuck is this build against AA? oh my god of the second much I don't know dude what what compels this animal to free farm this game and buy a fucking Grieves dude like what the fuck is he thinking like what easy things gonna happen in this game You buy an item that's literally a purpose is to heal you against a and now you don't have a fucking purpose Feel like this is a forced loss guys, so be honest I'll kill you, you scum! I'm gonna kill this guy I'm gonna kill this guy I'm gonna kill him I'm not there, but I'm running. Yeah, sometimes you just get, this guy is like rank 90 or 2, not cause he's a rank 92 player but also cause he picks Pock 10th pick every game, but for some reason, oddly enough he only does it versus me. Do you know how many times I've lost to this guy with 10th pick fuck? Probably like 15 games I think. And then on my team he's like, you know what man, let's go run at Slardar mid, let's go run against Slargo! I chase him and he gets through me. I don't have TP, it's kind of chicken, but they're running like this. I'm going to ignore them guys, I'll get R. No Slark, no Slark, no Slark. No slork, no slork, no slork. I think he's going to be alive soon. Suck on me. I'm just going to burn their mana. I'm gonna farm, quick farming guys, I'm scaling up I get an Eman this game will be easy. I'll get you. I'm not ready. It's not time yet! I'm not ready! Yeah, you can do it I'm gonna kill him Yeah, don't die Now he's coming Oh my fucking god this game is so shit dude this fucking dog shit dumb fuck piece of shit hero dude. Me and mom this is my outflater this fucking idiot this logo this unkillable monster and I got this clown rushing grease. If this is not force 50% I don't know what is. If this is not what force 50 looks like then god fucking smite me down and call me I'm good now He's farming, he's playing so fucking well He's going to farm He's going to farm He's going to farm He's going to farm He's going to farm I'm gonna go to the top tower as Thor I'm gonna go to the top tower and then I'll go to the top tower I'm gonna go to the top tower Disgust Where is Thor? I need to fight around Chen He honestly hasn't said anything important, I'm meeting him I I'm late. It's not time yet. There I tried. Not yet. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. It's not time yet, we'll show them the place all kinds of the time there. He's got a ton yapping, right? Not yet. I'm just standing there hitting a guy, I lost half HP. Do I need like satanic for this garbage or like what? I don't even know. How do I even kill people? Yeah, that's what you need to buy on the briste. It's a family. I'm gonna go take the rxp guys Yes, yes, yes Fuck happening. Hey guys, I got OP talent, we gonna fuck them now, I can tell you I need molyfash Rape here, don't tell me twice, I buy it right now, fuck it, let's go YouTube highlights this shit Should be hard to die with this fucking shit Okay, let's fucking goooooooooooop Let's go! I don't have big guns. Maybe we have to go behind tower, I think. They're gonna go top, right? I need a fucking Daedalus to complete this garbage. They're throwing, kinda. They're just going soon. I need this as well. Actually, that's kinda big. Okay, just 10 seconds, I'll...10 seconds. Okay, let's speed it to 1, I'll jump. Devine, probably! Devine! Alright, alright, let's go. More, maybe? I kinda need mana though, someone maybe carried Lotus's for me. Eh, so I go off. He has better bangles. I'm showing it. He have gem. Maybe he give gem to Slark when he check kill me. I'm gonna click outpost back It's my 25, I don't think I'll lose actually Yeah, that's some time away I fall upon you I'll try to get it fast I need to run, I need to run, guys. Run away, run away, run away, baby. I wish I got my ass Pass my 25, please Okay, okay, okay That was just unexpected GG What the rabies? I'm going to fire very soon. and it was a complete deal of Go mother fuckers kill this bitch How he doesn't die what fuck happened even in this or some shit I don't heard that here Ubar got him, no man I'm watching bro I'm out, where's the smoke, isn't the vine? Yeah, I'm out, it's not fine I need one more item to fuck RTC. Go second redvier. I don't even know what to buy, this guy is fucking annoying. You keep him maybe. It's not this game, the bash or any bash, that's actually the only thing that matters. This fucking bash. Waterflay! I'm thinking, yeah. I don't know if I can rely on burst though. I don't know if I can go in like... 30 seconds guys wait, okay? Don't fight. I need to kind of wait. off sky, off sky hang on, just a slide, what can you do? where am I? I don't know, they're so tanky because of stupid ass crimson, I'm not even sure what the fuck do I need? Second divine coming. Toro or Toro? No, no, no Toro, no Toro in this game. I can try solo main. Let's try third. Can't really hit though, I'm gonna miss. Oh boy. Ah, it's moving. Watch. Guys, look at that, he's high ground. He has a lever, for sure. I'm gonna push it with my flash. And then I'm gonna bring it back. Damn. I'm ready. I'm ready. I need to throw it. There's no one in the bans. I don't know what to do with this. Did you guys... It doesn't really matter though. Our spirit is top. She's pushing. I need to get my farm guys This is not me, this is not me I out pushing by guys, go back, go back I can't get here, they go up here If we ready Yes, they're walking I think they won't go on us, it's me Yeah One is here Where are you waiting for? I'm on it Fuck is this, I don't even know what the shit this is, all this shit is. This is good, at first it's quite easy. Here. Slack, Racer. First turret, no buy as well. Maybe BB can help with here, he's kinda low damage. He put a fireman by Bix, I think. He check boards, he top push way and slacks. I didn't turn on the attack. I'm gonna 25 and then suck. 25. Not yet. It's not time yet. I'm not ready. Not yet. this is the copa de la morte I always have buyback time-lapse. Maybe I can... Smoked, I need to... Oh, I won't. Take it, take it. Maybe smoked, let's try it. I'm going to take it, I'm going to take it. Can't you rush, I can... Five seconds, this smoked triangle. I'm going to the rest I'm going to the one camp I'm going to the shop I'm going to the aggro base I'm not going to the reyte I'm going to the mages I'm going to the pots to have mages Okay, I'm actually low guys, but you're not. They all know it's not. Let's take it back in 5 seconds. Just kill it, no side. But they all scouted, are you sure? They didn't even let them know, so I'm just... I think it's mad. I can't help him yet. I'm just about to die. I'm about to die. I'm about to die. It's okay, we have a better consider. Ain't nobody really got this. I feel like they could have fucked us so hard by the way, because they have vision of everything. We didn't get cheeser, right? No ref on Sgt. No spirit also, no ref. I have Barak. I think we can try bursting. I don't know. I think we can try bursting, I don't know, I think we should go fight guys, fuck it. We bought and they have no refs, we'll smoke. No smoke on me. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Let me try to open a little bit of the fight, I'm a stupid base, they're scared. Yes, yes. yes yes let's get yes pete hi hi what's up what's up he's dead or spirit Spark! I'm out! I'm gonna go back to match. I'm gonna go back to the match. I need to heal, I have ult on 20, I will do much, I will do much with the shield and go endgame I think. I can use some of this art and buy much more. They have two hexes, there are only chances to hack blink into sharp, ok? Long chance Keep hands sharp, keep hands stunned after blink I need BKB Let's pack up No snobo I need BKB, I'm gonna use BKB I have Bunder guys Owen, start here Take his ult Don't split it all together. Maybe Bristow hit. Yeah, I don't want to hit it, I feel like I die. Okay, I go hit. I have a tunnel shot. Don't hit Rax. I cannot die, I have retinal shot guys, let's go. We're springing the right, we're springing the right. i got a kill tromp tromp tromp tromp tromp nice good good Jesus Christ. That was fun though, that was a fun game. I was a little bit mauled in the beginning, I mean who wouldn't be mad, come on, like seriously, who wouldn't be mad at this fucking Bristleback? Like who wouldn't be, but listen. It was fun. Honestly, yeah, I gotta give all the credit to Panto kinda, because I would not buy Divine. without him saying to buy it to be honest I wouldn't have done it I would have just bought Daedalus but I guess I don't know is it like isn't it on them kind of like I feel like they should have an understanding of how to prioritize Weaver like they're just going on like random people in the fights and not going on me I think well maybe I'm also like a complete pussy, so I'm sure. Did I watch Tundra's game? No, I didn't. Was there some divine or something? No, there isn't. Why is everyone buying? I don't get it, this hero is like all about timings, isn't he? I feel like he has no impact on the game when he has a Midas. Yo Mojo X out with the 10th gift for the 10th one, you need nooo! This talent is so ridiculous, this 30, you are like the 25 talent? You're just permanent sikuchi. You're basically visible and permanently hasten, or faster than haste. So stupid. And that game it's not like you can see the weaver easily. crazy guy has fucking gotta be on molly I something some powder or something turn up this guy is crazy oh my god some some powder or something turn up this guy is crazy got to be on molly I something what her something turn up this guys crazy fucking Dark Builds, Midas, Octurine, Shroud, Radiance? What the hell is that, dude? Did I miss the game? Should I just call it, you know? Be happy about it? I think I will. I think I'm gonna be happy about this one. I guess I missed the game, because it seems like no one else is in the next queue. And I don't want to end up the night with a sketch at ghoul queue. Like I'm not really interested in that, I'll be honest. So I think I'm going to end it here. Listen as the prison warden, I think we're very, we're very close to escaping hell on earth, which is the rank 200 hell. our cane blink laking? I know I fucked up by the last team fight by not putting my disperser in but I knew I was gonna get hexed immediately so I was thinking the reason I didn't put my disperser I mean I should put it in for sure I think I was just in the middle of a thought I was thinking okay I'm gonna get hexed I'd probably insta die so I'm gonna buy back and pick up my my divine. But yeah, I push it up to my dispersion. And some guys said like, what are you doing? Why are you playing like a pussy in the land of the throne? I need to wait to see this guy. If I, if the thing is, if Urspyr rolls in, because he has to, both my slaughter and Bristler are attacking the throne, it's slowly dying the throne. So he kind needs to go in but as soon as he goes in on Earth Spirit I will hit the throne he'll die in one second it only takes me like less than five seconds to kill the throne so if I get that space cuz Slark is busy or like one of these guys use their hexes and maybe this guy is busy too this guy he rolls in his busy as well then the throne dies anyway this I don't have to rush I just have to carefully look at what's going on. Alright, bye! See you there! See you tomorrow! See you tomorrow, man. You know, I'll go. See you tomorrow. Good day. It was a good day today.