Hello.
You
What do you just call me uncle you know what I mean?
i'm doing well kryptonite how are you doing sir
we don't have beef with anybody okay
you don't need to lose count because it doesn't exist
zero beefs
fucking bobber dude oh my god
I haven't put bobber in like years. That's obviously a metaphor for that.
10 seconds remaining.
His pulse is Zeus and bounty hunter.
but I don't care what system it's remaining
five seconds remaining
your turn to pick
10 seconds remaining your turn to pick
10 seconds remaining 5 seconds remaining
Locked in.
You smell me?
It's that simple.
of
The battle begins.
of
Okay, I don't really care.
of
the
I
if
of
I'm gonna start
so you choose a special match
don't talk
I'm just going mid, you know, something like that.
I don't know, these guys make such bad decisions, but I don't know what to do with them.
But it makes no sense to try to kill a morphling with level 4 razor instead of pressuring bottom.
So they're just targeting me.
But it's really fucking stupid.
But it's Bobby.
So Bobby's not exactly a high IQ individual.
So it is what it is, you know what I mean?
I don't know what to do with this.
Check on top and remain on the side.
I don't know what to do with this.
and
all of us
have orders
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of
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local
on the
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Racer is really low.
Maybe we can go up and bottom now.
I'll go gate guys.
Let's just go bottom.
What are the odds?
Such a random gank.
okay no roar and no sky alt, sure you can fight
no roar no roar guys that's it looks like he wants to get can you help him can you
can you help him?
you can use the W
he's such a bad player for them also
actually bought a ward, I didn't do it this game
someone attack
I'm coming
Radiance structures are fortified
The enemy's bottom tower has gone
I need to play top for rush.
We can fight.
I have Manta now.
I'm going to play for the shout out.
Can I go to the top?
I wonder if I didn't cast the spell, would I just be able to wave out?
But I think he would silence me, I'm not sure, I have 6 seconds silence, I think I die.
I'll keep the Ryan Tamers here.
Go to Torm and then we can take eights.
They have tower anyway.
But they'll be a fight, it's gonna be a fight.
Can I just not cast an Aesthetic?
I need to heal, I need to heal.
Just chill.
I think I could have killed Storm.
I think he had like 200 HP, I'm not sure.
Maybe he'll...
I think he'd survive.
He'll be close.
208 maybe, I don't know.
I'm fucking weird.
And
Wait a time on the machine
This guy's crazy
You gotta be on Molly or some some powder or something. Yo
I can set a vision or a jungle and take a fight here if the aegis doesn't matter the
sky doesn't have real items yet just don't get baited by razer when you spell on him
is actually uses
made this wave
I'm gonna take the pot mark
Just ring master behind people pushing waves
We can, there's one for the power up
Check
We can fight, we can fight
We can give you one of them
No, what on top of them is...
They still have egg, but you just fight, they don't have BKB on beasts.
Did they get this?
Excuse me
They don't know yet.
Yeah, good, good, good.
Yeah, we can still fight.
Just need to buy time for ourselves.
Just need to buy time for ourselves
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
Your enemies walking up, let's watch it.
Your enemies walking up, let's watch it now.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
My deck is perfect!
Victory!
You
What's up, Kirik?
What's this obsession? I feel like people don't even know how to play Kha'z.
Like, I actually think this battle fairy is so bad.
But I don't know how to play Vlad's Deso, I feel like Vlad's double-rate band Deso against high physical damage lineups is how you play the Zero
Well, I don't have the confidence to understand
How to play it, but I know for a fact
That you don't play with the battle theory
I know you don't like I watch all these guys who are trying to copy some Mickey's games and although
Mickey buys battle theory occasionally. They just play like bots like some coma or whatever
Don't say Voldemort's name in the chat right now.
Today Topson Dodge Weha?
No chance.
Did he actually?
That's funny.
you
Isn't it fine to farm with like the Q spell you can it's like farming with more fling you can farm
Two camps with one Q, right?
But here do I have the most games on?
Looks like it's SF.
I can't believe I have this many void games.
I don't remember playing this much void, honestly.
I don't remember this.
Dude, I gotta try it. Nikkei told me to try Nature's Prophet with Treance. Level 4 Treance at level 7, like 1 on 4.
He said they're not that bad, but I don't see the lane like to pick it against. Like who would you buy?
Who would you max Treance against? Like what hero? Even? I don't even know. Like Razor? I guess Razor.
But even then, I don't know. Razor's aura might just cook it.
Radiant team pick.
Whoa, whoa, you guys are trolling what this fucking animals here, dude. Oh my god
Parker, you play any melee support role?
okay
ten seconds remaining
five seconds remaining
your turn to pick
You
This guy only last picks Puck dude, he literally only plays Puck dude, it's GTI versus this
Last 15% flare versus last big fuck flare dude. That's funny as fuck actually.
I haven't talked to Zai in like a couple months but I'm sure he's fine.
who is this? this looks like low skill, right?
in the bag turn up this guy is crazy he's got to be on Mali as some powder or something
yeah of course i'd rather have Parker than we have on my team no fucking shot out of the
I'm telling you, I would do, like, if I could dodge him for the rest of my life, and that means to not play against him or play with him, I would do it.
Like, if someone could give me a thousand dollars, or like, I would give them a thousand dollars for this.
Just so I never have to see this guy's face in a lobby. Just, I would do anything.
the
the
I don't think I'm gonna spam.
Parker, why do you not go for the rune bro, you have fucking 15 ping bro.
What do you mean shut up bro, what are you doing?
What are they, what is he doing?
I don't know how does this guy look at like what happens here and says play your game
What does that even mean? How is this like?
Guys just not a human being can I say?
I kinda need to die, to be honest, because if I don't die, then I sit here with the
Watch me.
Okay, you ready to have some fun?
Your bottom tower is under attack, but the deadest warrior has been killed.
I'm lucked.
Parkour playing support guys, take a look at what he's doing.
This is parkour position 5.
Yep, carry rolls or shit honestly.
Your support just stacks ancients for himself to farm.
And then when you're flying in he says play your own game.
consumers do
I give you Lotus
I need some help for wisdom guys, I have level 6, but I have level 6 too, I need help.
We have stacks on troika.
Okay.
I need six.
I'm going to jump
I need some kind of armor to drop here, so that my shield doesn't hurt
I don't know if he's in the middle or not.
I think he's in the bottom, did he have a purge or not?
Yeah he does, but no coil.
Puck is in the middle mid right now.
Okay, I don't know if they die if I will tip him.
bad game, good game, daggerson
Okay, so I've died three times because of Parker, can I say something now or do I have to keep
playing my own game?
I.E. him not pressing buttons and me dying because of it three times.
I.E. play my own game, yep.
God, these people are insufferable!
They're insufferable!
Like such a baboon game that I have to fucking interact with him, it's insane.
Holy shit!
I'm good now
That is a just farm bottom, I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't
I like it
I was about to get that kill
I reported the challenge and Timber is on the map, he is drawing something very scary
If you have blade mail, you need to stun him on tree.
I don't know, Parker's just like low skill or something, I don't know.
your middle tower is under attack
particle tipper
your bottom tower is under attack
I guess we lost
Let's go try to smoke with my dagger
I need to kill her
I don't know dude Parker is like legit bad like I actually I can't believe you
could just play like this dog shit and then like obviously the guy you're
leading with is gonna be like bro are you fucking stupid or what and then you
can't just say play your own game and then continue to keep literally making
mistakes and causing death like he literally killed me three times because
he doesn't know how to press buttons like and then how do you just type play
play your own game like what is this monkey ass shit dude what do you play your own game
you mean like if you come to my lane and don't press buttons and I died how what the fuck
am I supposed to do pretend I don't have a hero on my team like instead of attacking
enemy heroes I just pretend I cannot cause it's 4 vs 5 it's so brain dead like I actually
hate these fuckers it's fucking dumb ass dude
Your bottom barracks are under attack.
Your bottom barracks are under attack.
Your bottom barracks are under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower has solid
go fight, we can kill them, go fight
Rage structures are fortified.
No, I'm not gonna say I'm a...
I'm f...
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower has fallen.
Your unfortunate is under attack.
Your ancient is under attack.
Your ancient is under attack.
Also, the confusing thing about this shit is like, dude, this is like a minus 10 game.
Like, I don't even understand what the point of trolling in all chat is for minus 10, or
plus 10 game.
Like, how do I get it?
I actually, I want to do a psycho study on Weehaw, I really do.
Like a psychoanalysis of this guy.
I would actually, dude, I would pay for it for a third party to like establish some kind
of just like, I want to understand him as a human being.
I want to understand if he has any functional relationships.
I want to understand if you like, I'm just so curious about what we had now, honestly,
because right now he's literally sniping me.
He's sniping me and he's so, he's so uninterested in what I think about him that he's sitting
on my stream and watching my stream and waiting for me to press find map so he can be in the
same lobby as me.
Let's strike you as somebody who doesn't care.
Bro, I don't believe he has a wife.
I don't believe it.
Cuz there's no way this guy can be a functional human being. I just don't believe it. I don't I don't care
At this point, I'm gonna make it personal because he's going out of his way to piss me off
So I'm gonna go out of my way to piss him off too
Can literally just sniping my games and I don't know what he wants from me
Like I actually can't believe a grown-ass man is just sitting there watching another man stream and sniping him
Even though there's complete disdain for each other. It's so ridiculous
How am I obsessed with him bro I I'm telling you right now bro I would give you guys money
if I could never play with him again and never see his name in the lobby that I'm in I'll
give you money I just don't want to I literally I don't want to play with him I'm not the
one sniping here, what do you mean I'm obsessed?
Anyway, I hope he doesn't run again
Oh
Radiant middle tower is under attack
Yo, what's this Zoomer bullshit by the way?
Let's be objective about it.
I got a question.
If you make like 20 mistakes and then you tell someone to play your own game, isn't
that like some sort of like, I would even go as far to say that's kind of manipulation.
I feel like you can't just like put what you have done and created on the burden of someone
else as if like that guy did something wrong.
Like if I go and I, this guy's like pinging this guy, go gank him.
He walks in, misses two buttons.
I die.
I'm like, dude, are you fucking stupid or what?
And then he's like, play your own game.
What the fuck?
Like the normal human response is my bad.
Like, fuck my bad.
Like, I don't know.
Like, what happened to humanity?
These people online are just apes.
Literally, we're devolving into like monkeys
every year, every year.
It's just actually crazy.
Yeah, that's what it's called, yeah.
I'm not Gen Z. I mean, if you're the way the culture I grew up in is like completely
different than what it is for Zoomers nowadays. What is Gen Z exactly? 1996, right? It's but
like, am I really Gen Z? I don't think so. Hey, no, I'm actually not. It says Gen Z is
defined as individuals born between 1997 and 2012. That means I am in fact actually not
a Gen Z. Milly.
What do you mean I'm GenC? I just googled it. I'm not GenC. You're literally like gaslighting
to me actually.
I'm pretty sure my generation is the best, we have the hottest woman, Facts, we're not
gooners. What else? I mean there's a bunch of things. What is that? I'm an MSA to machine
gun Kelly. He was like I'd rather be 50 year old me than 20 year old you. What a beast.
of east actually that is so true so true i did mj mgk really got fucked there i'll be
honest yeah fucked
DIA team pick
Radiant team pick
Radiant team pick what is this? What is this guy writing this paragraph?
It's funny you can find humanity the dota 2 there is real life out there people can be different by playing a game and different in real life
if you can't communicate people how is that other people's fault you spent 10 hours in the game taking it to series
creating beef with people that is not nice man i got a question to you just the the concept that you
believe that it's normal for people to act different in real life and online already to me feels like
you're one of those dudes with profile pictures of anime characters and you think you're someone
you're not and you just convince yourself that you're somebody online and you just intentionally
behave like that's not me I am just the same way I am I am just me and I act the way I act because
I'm a human being I don't try to pretend that I'm somebody online and then when I go meet you in
person I'm like just like completely different guy I don't understand that and I feel like that is
stupid I've never been interested to be artificial regardless online
Line it up.
10 seconds remaining.
Five seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining 5 seconds remaining
Trying to think what to pick.
I curse online but not around Dove.
Well, that's because Dove says she doesn't want me to.
So it's that simple, right?
Someone asks you not to do something and you like this person.
Well, let's just say you even extend that you love this person, you're gonna do your
best.
It doesn't mean I'm a different person.
That's a ridiculous argument, by the way.
I'll take that, it's good to be king.
It's good to be king.
What happened to your mic? You have a normal mic now?
Bruiser, I'm now in Dubai
Dubai shit, Dubai wipes
I'm go with girls, with girls
Drinking something and go to a club
To Travis Scott, bro
I'm right now in Dubai shit, Dubai wipe
Let's go, bro
Nice you smoke and feel, huh?
How does this dowsel do that by the way that's
The fuck is this
Format gank on mid boys
Good smoke bro! Good smoke! Good smoke!
Good! Good! Good! Good!
he got tonic off the kill he literally got tonic off the kill that's crazy work
This is a good opportunity to learn it.
Nice watch.
kick him to power and you cheat those much
I can't believe this game, actually, my glove wasn't in my fucking... I wasn't paying attention.
I missed everything.
and
Watch me.
Oh, bad.
We're busy Rostik, fuck, your mic is back!
I don't think we can even kill him right now, we have no resource.
That's a little TP top, that's far alone mid right now.
You just connected or what?
Oh you're getting baited bro, that was close.
He disconnected.
the
mid tower is dying to a dazzle, what the hell is happening?
why is that's a lot to help him bottom the last question
kinda saucy bussing up
I'm ok
I fucking mask him out on the stage.
of
They're keeping mid.
I think we can go mid tower.
Fuck.
bottom
Okay, let's just take it too long. I'm gonna go hit the tower
How's this build on Sanki?
Sanki have mech, guys go go go.
Radiant structures are fortified.
They're all to be bought.
guys don't fight without my ult or without like s3 at the same point
stop going one by one guys you know they're five bot why you go there
you really see them keeping vision
I don't have a car, can you just come look here?
We need everyone to hit.
Yeah, maybe we lost.
That's probably a bad call to rush, but that's what I call it, at least they didn't get
the kill and they didn't get any just from huskar later so okay well that's not good
this solo kill is not good now he's level 14 it's not good
You're a middle town, son of a tech.
Killing you is wrong, I don't want to kill you.
Can we group up, Thorn?
They're not there right now.
We can go gate.
Bikki be coming
They will fight they will fight guys to get ready if we need to go in the back line away from the sandstorm
I
Did this guy get all the kills
Hey
Okay, that's it I'm done here
I need to wait for my ulti boys, don't feed when they respawn, I go farm bottom, ok.
It's just blocked, what the fuck?
I don't know how to do this.
How does this guy miss a stun online like this?
It's a really big grief.
I can't read your handwriting on the minimap.
It's the worst fucking handwriting I've ever seen in my life.
Don't show aren't you on UDG literally wrote earlier?
I mean, it looked like it was okay, but Lion missed the stun, so I'm not sure.
That's why I made that.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I need to go push mid now, Bruce.
die though, just try to push wave, put together, I need to wait my form.
Yeah, we should go rip up and rush.
Did you check this, you did right?
Can you put the ward up there?
Can you put a ward up here in Sentry as well?
Okay, they're standing there, I remember.
You can't attack at all, what the fuck?
I'm so slow at attack speed, what's slowing me?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't know, they have Blink Yule on Ringmaster, it's gonna be hard to fight unless we can
go behind.
That's hard to go behind.
We need to fight in a way that when they hit a building we can go behind.
If we cannot go behind, we cannot fight.
We can fight top, even if they have Aegis. It's all about killing subs.
I should need damage, I think.
I think I cannot buy fatalist, you know.
I think I can actually
guys guys guys we should fight right now out of one point seconds
Out, out, out, out, out, out.
Take a slot, take a slugger around.
Dude take it slow you animals guys I don't have form you have to understand this is not
easy to fight.
I need to take a snorkel
Yeah, but it's still Husk around the king
Your middle tower is under attack. Dire structures are fortified.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Okay, we have our items, we have Daedalus and Sheeva so we can go fight them for sure.
We're going to go Torm, we're going to meet them there.
Need to smoke online.
Okay, it's him dying.
I think they're not good in this game.
I can save you, I can save you this life, Spelff.
support
support
Dude, what's wrong with you guys, man?
This game is so hard, and people don't know how to jump.
It's like impossible.
Never mind, it's fucking pointless.
It's actually pointless game.
That's the DK's!
Your Nibble Dance has fallen.
Your Top Power has fallen.
Your Top Merits are under attack.
Your Top Merits has fallen.
Your Top Merits has fallen.
Radiant structures are fortified.
Money changes hands.
Let's go guys, let's go run into the mid-get-tune waifeds.
No.
Well, if we don't fire rush with this game anyway, then, what do you mean, good luck?
Okay.
we just report this test to move on. I don't understand what the point of playing Dota
against Refresher, Cheese, and Banner, and they have level 23 heroes. We're not going to win this game.
If we do not fight them, we will lose.
Your engine is under driving.
So I'm not enjoying my player pools right now.
I'm really not.
Like both games I just have people I don't want to play with.
Oh, Laurel's back, boys!
3
What's up
I mean, I have four, I have three blinks on my team.
If I buy another blink, it doesn't really change much because if I blink on the back
line, into Sanking and Crimson Guard anyway, it's fucked.
We need to take smart, long fights before they get items.
The reality of this institution is Venos are bad hero, Earthspear mid is a bad hero.
So I'm the only damage when it gets to mid-game late-game, because Venom does do damage, and
Earthspear does do damage later as the game progresses.
So I'm solo damage DK, we need to snowball, we failed our snowball, we fed solo kill five
times to housecar, and yeah, then we lost, it's just simple, it's not like deep.
Blink won't change anything.
If I buy Blink, I blink in, I don't have damage.
If I buy no Blink, I hope my teammates can reposition them for me and I do enough damage.
I need to do damage that game. It's draft flaw
We easily won this game if I have like any sensible humans on my team
If I have a good tusk car, maybe if I have a good Venom, I mean Venom did fine. Actually Venom is fine
If I have a good husk, uh, Tusk car and um, I
Think I, yeah, if I only need a good Tusk that game, I think I would in that game
But Tusk was just bad. Just that player
But also early roasting through the game
DK is like not a late game beast, he is very good at certain beats, because you itemize
for mid-game damage, right?
You basically go Armlet Mom, which is the most DPS items for gold in conjunction, and
then you buy DKB, which is a small amount of gold compared to Butterfly Scatties, and
you're the strongest in the game.
But the problem is that
Armlet mom, BKB
doesn't scale.
Because your next item, if you buy
Scythandic, you have low attack speed.
If you buy Daedalus, you have
low attack speed. So you need something
you need to keep your mask of madness, but you have no
sustainability problem.
He's actually probably
easy to play if you have like Warlock
Dazzle Largo, and you can skip BKB.
I think if you buy BKB
you on DK it's too all in like you maybe I shouldn't have bought the BKB this game I
don't know it's hard it's like they have so much magic damage I don't know if I
can do that if I buy maybe I buy pike pike bless you pike pike they
Needle is me, I don't know.
Oh, we just too high, too high skill, like, I don't know, just too high skill.
Dude, I can't believe you're typing in chat and you think I should buy aggs.
Like, that's why I know you're bad, Adola.
If you're telling me I should buy aggs on D.K., it means that you're bad.
I'm sorry.
Your understanding of the game is just too low.
Respectfully.
respectfully
that was unreal
Yeah, but the thing is, um, I understand why he didn't buy Solar earlier in Tuskarm,
because he needs to jump, right?
And he needs Eul's against Tuskarm, so I don't think I can expect him to buy Solar.
The Drone and Solar are obviously good.
That was a match!
Thank you.
you
DIA Team Pick.
Radiant Team Pick.
Your turn to pick.
You
Test test test test test test
Oh dude, why is Megaku playing fucking park dude?
I don't know if that's trolling, but that's pretty funny.
I thought you were not enjoying playing the parker every day, these games.
I feel like he's just an idiot.
That's mentally stunted and now finally he's not able to carry himself enough for the skill.
Okay, something happened to my wave, guys.
He's alone top right now.
I'm gonna go down.
It's really interesting to right click a 5 armor hero with 40 damage.
of
I can't take what's
What the fuck is this game?
What is this guy doing?
Like actually, what is he doing?
What the fuck is this game?
Your middle tower is under attack.
I think I'm going to be the last person I'm going to be last to do.
It always confuses me when people tip on their dog shit and getting handled like little
Pups
4Bot
Do you want to go to the pack?
Yes
I don't want to go
He's farming stacks, guys.
Sftp boys
not yet
sdtp as well
i have drop south
i have portal chamber to get up
I think I'm gonna have to go back now.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
It's a lot of damage.
Your middle tower is under attack.
The enemy's bottom tower has fallen.
Nah, it's the old song.
Can you do what you want?
I'll put some...
It's not that, I'm lit.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
of
Sunday,
Your top tower has fallen.
You might wish to recap, you're like Oryus.
Your top tower is under attack.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
Illusion!
I'm not ready, but it's not time yet.
They come top, wait, if I top us together.
The timber TP top, they're gonna be 5 heroes top, and wait, wait for us.
Oh no.
Fucking god, dude, why are people so AFK like we know it, we know it, like why, why does this have to happen?
God, I think we are just some...
ok, it's easy.
not hard, not hard, not hard. it's ok for us.
Look, I can kill him.
Noo, keep it.
I'm just taking it.
Here's the gun.
I'm traveling in the stride.
You're not gonna make it to this level?
I think he just did it. Pretty sure he would make it.
is under attack. Your middle tower is under attack. Your bottom tower is under attack.
I'm
You hit me?
Bro, Megiko, what are these reaction times, bro? What am I watching?
I'm just about to buy 3 seconds already.
He's going to come here guys, not around, not around, not around here.
of
I think it's up on these guys.
You're a pooky dude, every time when I want to know any stats about cares in tournaments,
it's always you.
What?
Oh, that's a good one.
They have fight, they might fight us somewhere.
No BKB though.
No B's here.
We fight.
Yeah.
No beast here
We fine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You're too soft to me
Yeah
Beast on me, okay
I'm not ready.
Skrub them, get the link, the flash.
I'm not yet.
Here is a build pike, into little crit, into butterfly.
I think that's my lead, so...
Okay.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I think they are in the other room
Narrow
I'm going to kill him in a second.
your middle tower is under attack
I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna kill him
I'm gonna give up on this one, I don't know
Fucking Shadowpool game
This build of Viver is a shit, says Taco 1, 2, 3.
Dude, do you know how damage works in Dota?
My friend Taco, do you understand how it works?
think about it. Hey, Largo, you do low damage. WRONG! You know why he does a lot of damage?
It's called DOT. It's sustained damage over a long period of time. Dota has fallen into
a scenario where you do not burst heroes in 4 seconds like IG at Singapore Major with
Mars and Lion blinking in insta-killing any core, but it's a lot more difficult now.
Now tell them about prolonged damage and sustainability. You understand me? We're like the environment.
You understand? So, Mjolnir, 225 damage, 20% chance.
Geminate attack, 135 damage on second attack.
What does this mean? This means if I am able to hit people for longer than 5 seconds,
I do more damage than your mom on a Sunday night, so don't talk shit or you're perma-ban, Taco.
Don't ever chat here again. Okay, come back to Twitch.
Your duties and the prison have been relieved. Get the hell out of here, kid.
It's not fun.
Radiant.
Bye bye.
This is definitely a shadow pool game though, I've never seen one.
I bought Mjolnir because I think against Timbersaw you want to force him to buy pipe.
Like, okay, if I buy Deso, then this timber is gonna buy Crimson, and now we have...
Pretty much I'm the only physical damage, right?
So I think...
Actually, maybe it's better I go for Deso this game.
You know what, Taco?
On second thought, brother, you are right, my friend.
I should buy Deso this game, Taco.
You're right.
Good call there, Taco.
This game I should have in fact bought DESTO, you're right, because we have a lot of magic
damage.
It actually is better for me to buy DESTO this game.
I'm going to enforce this guy to make a choice between Pyven and Crimson.
Look at them in the chat.
See?
I told you.
Go fuck yourself.
Talk to your little pussy.
Parker, we are Lobby Boys.
5 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
It's honestly always good we ever game these days.
I don't get how so much effort I put into dodging Parker and Reha, and every day I get
into the lobbies with them.
I don't understand what more I can do as an individual person.
Do you know how, like, I actually am going to make it so, wait, I'm going to use this
function where is this thing? I'm gonna use this thing as a dodgelist hold on
how do you add them how do you add all favorites there I'm gonna like literally
make this my dodgelist and every day I'm gonna look at this shit and then I need
to add people. This game I should buy. Deso has good synergy with Slardar. Deso kind
of good against lina and tiny and not so much tiny but that's it's gonna probably
buy pipe this game actually I don't know I'm where this one is
The battle begins.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Not for you!
Oh my god
Zero CS, first two waves, bogers. You know why? Because my disruptor is late. You know
why he's late? Because he thinks it's okay. He thinks it's okay to disrupt the lane late.
You know why? Because he's a core player. Or a support player. He's not a core player. He doesn't understand.
Not good though.
Not good but it's not good though you know what I mean?
Yeah a little well.
Guys you have to be able to not look fucking this guy.
First blood.
He rolls.
The fuck is he doing here?
Rolls.
It's minute one.
It's literally minute one.
Are you fucking stupid, Parker?
You braindead animal fuckface?
Hope you get kicked for every turn.
Every team you ever play on, you dumbass fuck.
Oh, good dog.
I'm under attack!
Darius Trilith has been killed.
I'll grab the needle through your eyes!
Spread the needle through your eyes.
I found my carry, probably died.
It's fine though.
I'm under attack!
and drop me a flask, I'll bring it
Bullshit, SD comes to my lane, this guy comes to my lane, PL on bot, SD TP top.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Yeah. Excuse me, carbonated drink.
and
You're bottom towering is under attack.
Turn up!
you guys crazy as fuck you gotta be on Mali or something or some powder or something
I watched that episode on the night of seven kingdoms yesterday, holy fuck the shit, what
What a fucking episode though, right?
I'll be right back.
He rushing work it on bad.
I don't know why, but I didn't like House of Dragon at all, but I actually like, I actually
like a night of seven kingdoms a lot
so I should have muted him but I don't know what the fuck he's doing
You can TP mid if you go mid right now, you guys going?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Not TP.
I guess you're sitting here.
Okay, I have to meet everyone again.
Can we kill this guy before we can?
high level
Guys keep it
I can't believe I would see the day the parker is middiffing Weha, didn't think I would
I've not seen these days but this goes out goes.
Oh, that's fallen.
Not ready.
Not yet. Your top tower is under attack.
Unstoppable.
of
What? What? No way he just did that. No way Parker just hit my bad. What? No chance.
That's crazy dude. What the fuck?
You will try to kill me, you can date.
go kill go kill go kill
I didn't know you were actually like a real chatter, I thought you just troll.
I can just go push tier 2 and then build the farm later.
I'm bot.
What? Two crits in a row?
That's insane. He fucking two hits crits in a row at previous crits four hits two four hits three crits two in a row
What the fuck is this shit luck, dude?
That's is if someone clip it and send it. That's three crits four hits, right? Is that what I saw?
What?
Holy fucking shit
My little turn, you don't need to.
Let's play together guys. Play together, no chance to lose. They have shit items.
Just play together. No one chase, no one dive.
This is a great game.
smoke?
are we sure we are spew guys?
they might attack us or we're spew it right now,
I'm not going to kill him.
Get your view.
This guy crits so much, it's fucking insane.
Hey, we hot chill, chill.
Dead.
What's else we're doing, jungling?
What the fuck?
Why is Urspray not here?
He's can connect like global, but I think he actually was just jungling.
Oh well.
Whatever.
Doesn't matter.
Alright, he ended up dying anyway.
I stole this fortune.
Skitterscatter!
Not yet.
Not yet.
I'm not paying.
We're showing everywhere right now.
We showed through lades they can attack with later.
I'm not ready.
I fall upon you.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm not really...
It's all right.
Stop fighting right now.
I'm not really...
I'm not really...
I'm not really...
The living stone is complete.
Not yet.
Not yet.
the
fact
It's not time yet.
Not yet.
I'm not ready for golden feet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
How do we know, oh I think someone scouted it.
So
What the fuck
You just killed me
This PA is so lucky, by the way.
I think he literally is critting so frequently, it's kind of crazy.
I mean, sub-starring is still not ideal.
It's not time yet.
Not yet.
Your new attack is under attack.
If we just don't fight on the ward, it's easy game, you know.
I'm proud of my Link in this game.
They have Lena and they have um, it's called, uh, Abyssal, and that is kind of non-talkable.
The whole satanic is not better, it's all about not being bursted, it's not about getting
hits off on satanic it's about lina not insta killing me with pa or vice versa
which i think linkins does a better job with that i can't really rely on my team
this game we don't have stuns through bkb necessarily so if i if i had like a
bkb piercing stun on my team then i would feel like okay i can buy satanic
because if they bkb attack me then i can rely on my team to counter but i don't
I'll have that, so...
Generally, I'll have that.
I'm not ready for that.
Can you?
It's not time yet.
I'm not ready.
It's not time yet.
Not yet.
A tighter weave.
I'm not ready.
Not yet.
Damn!
I'm not ready.
You ready?
I assumed.
It's not time.
Guys, this is so deep.
Can we fight?
I'm not ready.
It's fine, look at Lina.
so fucking lucky dude I don't understand this guy crits on every hit perfect
Lincoln's cancel everything's just perfect
Why is this guy pinging me?
Is he stupid or what?
Holy shit this game is unreal.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower has fallen.
Your top tower is under attack.
Hmm
Your middle tower is under attack.
Not yet.
We just lose this game because people can't jump properly.
your top tower is under attack
your top tower has fallen
your middle tower is under attack
attack me.
Dire structures are fortified.
Your top tower is under your middle tower has fallen.
Your top burrows are under attack.
Don't you hate me?
I'm not ready.
Not yet.
Caught in your own life's thread.
Dias Curio has been killed.
not yet
but it's not time yet
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
What are you doing?
You kill creeps or what?
No, I was trying to help this guy.
we can't do this like this Lena is literally every fight forcing us to hold
nothing yeah but he will save you'll say bro he has saved
I can't believe that this game is just for this guy doesn't even have blink on sd
okay he had last fight blink but for like five fights in a row five fucking
fights in a row somehow this shadow demon they're all in PA okay PA gets
disrupted gets so captured or whatever the fuck the spell is called and then he
doesn't die and then we're all in melee range in a fucking PA like what's going
on I don't understand how this happens every fight and at this point we can't
win anymore but I don't understand how fight fights fucking we have Parker
law, please do.
I don't know what can I do to avoid all these lobbies like is there something I can do like I just
It's not that fun to play with Parker and we have a game like if there's no way the player pool is just we ha and Parker as
There's no way
Why do I I play like 10 games though today and four of those games are with we ha or Parker like how is the player pool like this?
How the fuck do I avoid these?
Absolute baboons. Tell me I have such a high win rate when there's no Parker in the game, dude
You don't understand. How many you dude?
Skecher Parker Wee-Haw
There must be Skecher Parker Wee-Haw
There's that Antoha guy, that guy griefs all my games too
What else is there, there must be like
Oh yeah, Mr. Morale, dude, that guy as well. Holy fucking shit.
You know the crazy thing is, dude, when I was watching, like, uh, DDX's stream, he never
gets them in his games, like, he never gets Parker, he never gets, like, what the fuck
happened?
What's the different algorithm for me?
Why do I have an attraction to fucking apes?
Maybe I'm an ape myself.
Could that be?
Nah.
No way, right?
So did we end up, yeah we lost, we lost us game, but it's fine.
That was like a throw.
No, no, no. I get DDX though.
It's not like me and DDX are in the same lobby all the time.
But for some reason, I've never seen him in a lobby with Weehar Parker. Like, why?
I remember this name Escanor, wasn't this an anime character or some shit?
Escanor?
No?
I feel like vaguely remember this name.
He's a dude with glasses, right?
Is that what it is?
I think so.
where is dvx dude where's this thick german man where's he at
How does he get so sick all the time?
Dude, I have actually never seen someone get as sick as he does, like as frequently and
as the significance of the sickness seems to be very like, it's not something that's
recoverable over a couple of days, he needs to literally sit in bed and be bedridden for
a week.
I've actually, I feel like I've never been that sick since COVID and before COVID I don't
think I was sick, bedridden.
I had some crazy infections in China where I had to stay overnight with like an IV in my like I had to IV some antibiotics and IV some saline for like 11 hours straight.
But I've never been bedridden where I can't do anything like for a couple days. That's never happened.
COVID I had a fever for like eight hours and that was it. And then I had some like 10 hours of IV in a Chinese hospital.
But and I couldn't like eat anything but pumpkin porridge
That was the extent of my sicknesses. Guess I'm lucky
I don't know.
Dude, honestly, my Chinese hospital experience was sick.
I like, sick like in a positive way.
I was a, I walk in this, um, I'm lining up.
Some form er I think it is anyway. I'm lining up with a bunch of other people and I have this open wound in my elbow
Like it's just like it's like open. It's infected. It looks like basically I need some antibiotics and
It's it looks like my skin has been
Absolutely dried up like a like a potato skin and it's open wound right anyway. I'm just standing in line
It's my turn right I walk in the room dude. Just
Previously I saw him, the doctor take his hand, touch someone else's wound, open wound,
type some shit on a keyboard, then I show up next in line, he takes my open wound, doesn't
wash his hands or anything, touches my elbow, with his hand, then starts typing on the keyboard
again.
So I was enjoying it, that was super funny to me.
I guess they don't care.
They really don't care.
But this was before COVID. I'm sure like a lot of things have changed people have cared a lot more about bacterial infections
but
And I remember I had to be tested for a penicillin
Alert allergy and those they like injected in under your skin. So looks like you have a huge mosquito about to pop
What is that
Yeah vitamin D
Me book any vitamin D
Okay, good boy, Mipha.
Die as Middletown is under attack.
Radiant are scaring.
No, you can't improve a Dota playing Turbo, not possible.
Because for you to understand how to play this game well, you have to understand what
the enemy can do to you.
And Turbo gives you this false sense of understanding of how the game is paced.
And it gives you a false understanding of how your hero works, how momentum works.
Like it's not the game.
It's not Dota.
Mo is just not total.
10 seconds remaining, your turn to pick, 10 seconds remaining,
5 seconds remaining.
Your turn to pick.
I'm not judging you because you play turbo.
This guy just asked the question of if I think turbo is good practice for real game, which
is not the case.
It's a completely different game.
But I completely understand why people prefer to play Durbo, you know what I mean?
How come Ogre isn't picked in high-mourn games?
She's not bad.
I've seen some people pick it.
But generally speaking, you have to have some confidence in your core player to pick Ogre.
Because Ogre at the end of the day, he is just a dude who sits in front of ranged heroes
and helps them do more damage.
He's not really like a playmaker.
He's kind of like a cock.
People don't like to play cock heroes that much.
Hey what did they revert it?
I thought it was 35 damage bonus.
Oh it was 70.
Jesus Christ what a broken S but why did this do 70 damage on the one extra at some point?
I'm going to get out of here, I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
careful guys, the bot
You have to play off your own I don't know why you're stealing your shit
I'm going to kill Jekyll.
One hit for me.
of
seven
what the fuck
that
the
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Okay, Juker fucked up his game now, he's not mana, he's not good bottom anymore.
You guys can dive top maybe, or bottom.
I'll give you 20
What's happening over here?
No, you can't dispel refaction.
What is Chikiro doing here, I don't get it.
Hero sitting top, low resources, maybe.
That's time, you can crash.
One day.
you
What happened this game we
I lost every lane or what?
Stacked the handle
I have one on the one spot.
Keto's spot, I was going to try.
Okay.
and
I'm not going to be
Another scale, it means sharp
It's not time yet
turn up you guys crazy you gotta be a Molly of some some powder or something
it's a block what is this
I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna baron at the finish.
Check here at the top.
There's the coming top as well.
I'm under attack.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
i have to get back
i need reddit
oh i cracked it
its casual god just
dies
of
If the primal is not there in the angle, I don't know how we killed him.
Can you put sentry, dazzle so I can put trap?
the
Your bottom tower has fallen
Try to bleed it's not it's not for top
Fine we just need to get final blink
They run into a jungle we can fight
They're taking gate to fight wisdom. I think we can fight that.
Can you guys smoke behind and get ready to attack sniper?
Here, get another one.
I thought I'd get a go.
It's not time yet.
under attack
your bottom tower is under attack
The DK is not at the fight, we can easily win the fight, but this DK we need to watch
since their storm is fucking hero.
If he doesn't show, they're most likely baiting.
They're not showing anything.
And I think Largo farming here, so maybe we can go.
I should do it fast, it's not time yet, it's doing this.
They're going you, they're going you, they're going you.
I don't know, my team is so fucking thick, dude this guy is literally like almost 18k
net worth at minute 20.
I don't get it. How is this possible? How do I carry it against the ship? He's just getting spoon-fed gold
No form maybe, can we fight?
This game is so bot. It's actually so bot.
This guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on my way to Sunbeam or something.
Guys, okay, we need to bait this guy's ult and take a fight without his ult.
So many chance we have. Or find him when he's alone or some shit.
This guy, if we don't kill him, he'll kill us all.
He's kind of far.
Okay, not like that.
Not like this.
Not like this.
Yeah, we can.
Yeah we can, we can Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't rush, don't rush
Okay, we can go now We can ignore him
Go kill like SD and Jukiro He's out, he's out of position
of
Jesus
It's been a century, I've ever heard some shouts, I don't know, it's been unlucky.
He doesn't have form, where did he go?
We have BKB primal.
Go, go.
smoke fast boys
gonna do smoke
Yeah, support.
We need to just keep dodging and farm BKB.
Oh, double damage, double damage.
Problem is, I don't know, can't really fight Lorg without BKB.
Need to farm.
I need to get my BKB and Huskar BQB, they already have a stack of BQB, they won't go
so fight us
Okay, just farm, just farm, I don't know, they're chasing me.
I'm going halfway.
They're keeping.
Maybe this DK will blink on mid wave.
the
We need them to use form and then maybe we can fight.
Can set up hella traps on both sides, let's just get ready then.
We need to camp towards the primal. Can you come to us? They have a true site, we need to camp.
Can you take this from the first car?
I give you one.
Take this.
What is this?
they see rushes and move now
if you're ready right now i don't know if you'll be there in time
Your top tower is under attack.
I don't know why I didn't log or not die.
What a bullshit hero dude, what the fuck?
Dude, how did he not die?
Guy just literally tanked everybody.
I think I almost died last time.
Skarshot tank, and I take position.
I take hold of Niko Jono.
Bye.
I think we need to dodge the shield, but there is a silver lining, he does not have bkb.
I cut the wave with a banner mid wave.
Let's see what happens.
up
up
up
up
I'm not ready your middle tower is under attack, your middle tower has fallen.
Not yet, this air is sick.
Well, we go to try some shit, get smoke, I have smoke, I have smoke, I have smoke, I
have smoke.
I can resolve the edges.
What's happening here?
Not there.
Kill subs, kill subs, kill subs.
I think we tried our best, guys.
Oh, they can't kill me.
has fallen. Your middle tower has fallen. Your middle barracks are under attack. Your
middle barracks has fallen. Radiant victory!
You
And I think copy fucked this game up, I'll be honest.
I can't really blame my offlane dueling because this guy doesn't play offlane and this guy
is probably bad, yeah, so like, okay, whatever, he has 13k net worth at minute 19, life goes
on.
But the biggest problem is I don't think this first pick Huskar did anything.
He kind of ruined the game.
It's hard to say, I don't know.
You
just unbelievable how i see this guy in half my games too that i actually can't believe
all the shits
Please, just help, please. Thank Jesus Christ.
You
I'm sorry.
Meet your master.
Beast master.
Prepare for battle.
You have my respect.
A strict no-kill policy.
Now the end is now, and his feet are clean.
30 seconds to battle.
No, no, no, no.
The battle begins.
Okay, this guy.
You can buckle, Miran.
How much of my stupid fucking dog is gonna miss a- Holy shit, I see a miss, miss, miss
Just like 50 times.
Is that actually crazy? Do you see how many misses?
I don't know.
this guy's crazy fucking get in the amalia some of some powder or something.
Longer than my longer relationship.
Use this fucking pigeon
Now you're this fool, you look ravaged!
What the fuck dude?
No self.
No tip.
Chase, chase, chase.
of
the
death of
death
of
What the fuck?
GG
Ripped the Bungles
She gonna try to control
DD Phoenix, curve ball
I cannot TP to wisdom, maybe Invoker coming in.
the
of
to
I can't see where they are coming from, I can bait them with spells for tipis, a lot of stacks
I don't know what to do.
The tower is under attack.
Radiant structures are for the enemy's top tower as far as possible.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
The price is money!
I'm getting bashed every night!
Careful, some strike.
I have pipes on.
This is the only strat I could do something
It's not the time.
Not yet!
Go up to front.
Not believed.
I've come in great a bit, mate.
I'm taking mid guys on this trash fight.
They are so toxic, you know.
I can kill as well
Not good boys, not good
More light?
Get TP'd by the way
I don't know what to do with him.
I just keep hitting it.
Thanks for having me here.
what are you doing two wait
you have my respect you have my respect
They're not gonna die.
They're gonna die.
They're gonna die.
They're gonna die.
I'm gonna TP bottom
I'M FUCKING STAAAAAAAAAAARGH
I'm all good, Arthur, bubba, I'm all good
Why is it all good? Tell me why.
I thought by bitch.
Where's Titanthir? Titanthir farming top camps with pipe?
It's good.
I'm just getting solo ultra kill myself guys, but no problem.
Default, default.
I'm coming for us
I think we can go to the next one
Maybe we can go to the next one
I think we can go to the next one
I think we can go to the next one
Anchoring, anchoring concept, you know?
No, I don't understand
I think we can go to the next one
Oh, it's 9.
We are, uh, we are the top.
Back, back, back, back.
Got him in game
I'll help you, I'll help you, I'm sorry
Fuck
Stake my tippin'
What, they just went to a game or what?
Dude, these high of our lobbies were so fucking random, dude
I don't understand
This is like, they just decided all unanimously go away with kids.
and
your bottom town
and
and
and
and
and
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
or not gas
I'm not ready
D'ast
no. I'm not
I got it.
I'll let you know what I mean.
tell a guy
I'm going to back off, I'm going to put on my skin.
I'll go X.
Oh, Arthurshmash, I'm gonna buy a Fierce of Guts, I'm gonna buy Arthurshmash, help me please.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Oh my god, guys, bleh, you killed me.
That was a nice shot.
of
the
Turn up! This guy is crazy, he's gotta be on Malia, some power son!
Oh, fuck, I didn't get the E, bro.
Fucking lag, lag!
It's no work here, let's go fight.
I could have got that.
That's excellent.
What is this trash marana build dude?
What the hell is this guy doing?
where are the walls?
behind me
i think he is behind the box
where is the damage?
I wanted to get the damage boba
I think I have a lot of damage to deal with the guys
Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
that
that
that
that
I'm actually crying from laughter what the fuck this guy is obsessed with me dude I'm
I don't understand. He's obsessed, dude. It's crazy.
Of course, the ghoul is taking my role.
I want to pick Winnerner.
Fuck.
Can I play Winnerner?
You want something else?
My friend?
my friend anything you were purple what's the can you play something else
No, you're so idiot with that hero, Taco! What the fuck are you saying, bro? Dude, tell
Tell me you're too susan in talk or so I can ban your ass, tell me when I come back.
To see you die, I came a long way from here.
You died in the break.
way to see you die I came a long way to see you die
I
I came a long way to see you die.
Where are you?
What?
Sorry.
Okay, we got the fat wave.
tiny tp
What the fuck is going on?
I'm not gonna...
What the fuck is happening top lane?
haha
tiny miscarriage
take take rune bro take rune
I came a long way to kill you, I've been killed.
God what the fuck?
How come my off-ain feeds and like they can't pull waves and I have to play against people
who just pull waves the whole game?
bottom tower is under attack
i'm lucky
i'm lucky
Did he hear me?
Which mate?
what is this guy doing? what is he doing? I don't get it. he lost like half his HP due to shit
I can come to you guys, wisdom.
I will go.
I will go bot, not bot.
I think I'd like to jungle.
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm clearing.
your middle tower is under attack
I came a long way
your middle tower is under attack
you die
your top tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
What is this guy doing dude?
I'll play bottom, I'll push bot lane, let's go fight.
I'm coming to you.
What if I do?
I think I'll have to go with the rest of the golem.
of
the
I need to try.
Let's go fight.
You keep it up and DK.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Dial structures are fortified.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
It came a long way to see you die.
Always me.
I'm out.
I think I'm gonna use the tower guys
I'll go with the gulam
I'll go with the gulam
BULLSHIT GAME
I can't fight these low.
We can dive first.
We can dive.
The enemy's middle tower has fallen.
What a performance rating.
What is this one?
We can play for Roche on Dire.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is saying, yeah, she will.
wash and fast car
that's not gonna happen
just stick it on husker
There's a lot of farm bots, so I'm gonna take it.
I'm not supposed to do this, be careful.
I'm gonna run, you're gonna die.
Okay nevermind, run guys, just let them die, don't shoot, there's no chance.
I didn't see that through them.
I actually didn't know he had a blink, fuck.
Brother bear, come on.
I see all five heroes.
Can TP bot tier 2 look strong?
see people
here here here here
2nd guys
I could have killed him with a patch
He's on the door
What is your passing bro?
I came a long way to see you die.
This is worded. You died last time because of this word.
I don't know how he doesn't know that. I thought he knew that. I didn't say it.
Sd, can you use TP and come top fast, Dutron?
I think he's up to the purpose.
Hit the farm items
You can fight guys, you can fight for sure, kill Saga
No, no HK, no HK
I can connect, like this, I'm not sure.
Park coming, Park coming, look Park coming.
I don't get why every game the DK with blink just gets all these bullshit kills.
Just like bullshit.
It's like random, you have a ward and you see him and he just gets the kill anyway.
Like what is this?
How does it work?
Does it make sense to me?
Why it works?
doesn't make sense why it works
we can fight bot guys we can find bot if they hit the star
Go fight, go fight, go fight, no form, no form.
Worded maybe, but we can fight no form.
It's fine, it's fine.
Work it guys.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I
Invis book
Press. He will farm the respawn, he will farm the respawn.
Keep looking, keep looking. Watch here.
Meepo!
I don't think this...
That's good guys, can we get in position, we're on top side?
and
and
of
and
and
of
and
and
of
and
of
and
I think maybe.
How old are you guys?
I don't want to take or when they are gonna take.
You want?
I'm taking Aegis.
ok go go
we can fight guys, form is gone
form is gone
we are just going to
where we don't have this
one at the bottom guys
I think we should just go hack on top.
Take a fight.
They have Tossback, but we have a lot of counter.
I should never mind. You need to farm to keep you on stall.
guys, did we take banner?
You did not take banner
my vikib is coming
That or the suit?
Fuck dude, you just died. He's fighting to the death.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Just back up, back up, back up. Great.
Maybe 10 Q?
Great form. Just back, just back, just back.
They're 5 or 4. Just back.
Major form.
Okay, DK's leaving. They come, they can fight.
Yo can we not dive like it's so weird what you guys did just let me hit and they fail
their initiation we don't need to fight to the death can just take it easy
I don't know this huskar right as he saves him bkb used on dragonite do you know what
he does in huskar he's like mortal combat he just like he doesn't move he just stands
In attacks, in attacks, in attacks, like what the fuck is wrong with these Huskar players, dude?
They're literally just suicides.
I'm going to use my shield to kill the enemies in the middle of the tower.
Okay.
The enemies in the middle of the tower.
I'm going to use my shield to kill the enemies in the middle of the tower.
guys help us guys help us guys
They go out and go in game, bottom.
We came just back to the machine.
Oh.
fuck it, that was fun
So, what's the story with Parker and like, did he get kicked or something?
something.
you
my boy Akbar my boy
Oh boy!
Radiant team picked.
Dude even when I dodge I still get him.
Why is copy first picking heroes every game dude?
What is this bullshit dude just play normal fucking get your rank to one and then do this
okay maybe get top 50 or something then do this while you're doing this rank 100 there's
no point.
It's all good though that's fine though.
explain to me why we have spawning out stream i don't know i don't know anything about this
guy
It's probably easier to win on stream.
The reason I'm picking Winner is because I like her feet, so what?
What's wrong with that?
I don't know why you guys have to judge me.
Taku, shut the fuck up dude!
You're not ranked 50, you know what?
You're ranked 50 in my fucking backyard!
Hey dogshit, don't talk!
The order of the rising gale will begin again.
The only way we can lose this is if I do the other side.
Which ain't gonna happen.
Prepare for battle.
You're not going anywhere.
.
Yeah, yeah, you can just take the first one, the first one, fuck, I can't.
Oh, fuck, they're rushing.
Fuck, I can't.
I'll be alone.
I can kill level 1.
I can just...
Let this be the final battle that ends the war.
I'll tap you guys
lost only half a wave
or like maybe more than that
this is awarded by the way right here
How the fuck does level 1 glimpse get killed like this?
This game is strange, I'll be honest.
I'll get rid of this next one.
Hey, thank you.
your middle tower is under attack
your middle tower is under attack
fatfinger you know too much gumbagers
This guy just doesn't choke dude, he just didn't move dude, he didn't move!
He's just stood there and he's like...
Power shot?
I don't care!
Why not care about power shot?
Okay, it's fucking dying!
It's okay, guys!
I'll just respawn!
God fucking, Mr. Meryl, some shit at this game.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I have a task to put on
Can we commit to fight them?
Task middle problem
I'm shit
I can't tip agressive, we can pressure top with catar
and
the
I don't know what to do.
I mean, that's kind of like you kind of have to report him like I don't know
That copies is grieving everything I put in honestly
actually I'm I'm let's just say I
Oh, fresh money!
Dude, actually, I just... I learned this just now. What the hell? I didn't know the Slardar stun is such a small duration of stun.
I think the thought process of Falcon Blade Overstatt is quite simple, honestly.
It's just like this, it's like um, if you're in a lane where you start your item build
as like this, you start the item build like this, right?
I don't think it makes sense to do this after, my opinion, because Falcon, it's just like
this, you know, you get 9 damage.
You already have stats, why do you need more stats?
You can do this though, like if you get bounty late, you can go like this.
Like you start like this, you can get 2th branches, and then you can just go Falcon.
You eat one of your branches, you use one of your fairies, then at some point you have
this and then maybe you go like this later if you want. But I don't know, unless you're
starting like, unless you're starting like this, there's no real point to go double
circlet I think. I mean there's also one variation, you can do this and then you just don't buy
Falcon at all and you don't buy Bracer, you don't buy Null and maybe you get a neutral
item so you don't need mana regen and then you can go straight to maelstrom but I feel
like in these days like you want to have high HP like that's why even like this sometimes
it's a lot of gold and small items but the one unique thing about Windrunner is that
you end up with this like you don't have like you go maelstrom and you go myawnir and then
you can drop your bracer and all later whatever you want and then you get your next item so
So you actually use the slots pretty okay. It's not ass.
soul raver, uh, kick, um, user, what did you see?
what is your twitch username, my friend?
we will investigate your ban, like it's her
turn up, this guy is crazy as fuck, he's gotta be on molly or something, or some powder
one thing I actually don't judge people for going batshit crazy even when you
play this much dota like I'm pretty sure copies going mentally insane so I'm
gonna give him the benefit of the doubt that I move on my life he's great to be
two games today but that's okay buddy it's okay however if I had next week I
play with him and he's griefing games next week I'm fucking done with this he's
on my shit list
Let me check this guy.
Okay, famous last words, 07, based, you fed first 15 minutes, why is he hating on Weeha
so bad?
You're complaining like a baby yet you're, you're a fucking Weeha fan, dude, of course
you're banned, you're not getting banned, dude, fuck you.
You literally all your messages in the fucking Twitch chat are just weehaw, like, dick suck.
Brother, why would I unban you?
Why would you tell me to check your fucking user, you serious?
No, no, we have had what it means.
Why are you- What are you- Dude, what the fuck is this gas light?
This guy's like, are you okay? I'm not a WeHoFan check time step?
Bro, I just checked! What do you mean, are you okay?
Like, are you- Are you okay? You have some dementia or what?
You can't remember what you wrote? I can check time steps.
I literally read them out loud.
Dude, don't make me get banned even fucking prison, bro.
Oh, ban even prison, bro.
This guy's rage baiting me, I think I'm gonna put my band up soon.
Where's Taco?
Where's Taco at?
Where's Taco, huh?
Where's Taco, huh?
I don't give a fuck.
I like this guy.
He's kind of funny.
He's kind of good.
Listen, I'm not going to ban you, bro.
Solchio, solchio.
Yo, thanks for being a long time viewer, my friend.
Welcome to the Great Channel, nervous, my friend.
You guys think it's safe to kill you where's that guy Simdota?
Yo Simdota dude are you here?
Can you tell me if it's safe to kill from like the fucking he who shall not be named
or what?
What do you think?
Okay, there's no Weha in this game
Which means this man might be on the on the oh wait no way is there maybe this guy's we have where's the fifth player dude
Where's the fifth player at
remaining. Five seconds remaining.
actually see Walt it's true or you fake on that
bro he might be here watching I don't know what's wrong with him I seriously
dude dude I don't know why he's so obsessed with me it's getting kind of
fucking freaky I'll be honest might be I might I might need assistance from the
clouds here.
Dude, Seawall, I don't think that adds up.
I was not in Q, but we were in the same game, and it was about 7 minutes past, so you're
telling me he insta found he insta picked his hero and the game loaded in and
he's level four right now dude this shit ain't adding up bro it's not adding up
Seawalt I don't believe in you brother listen it ain't adding up
Are you sure I'm delusional, man?
I would love to be delusional in this case.
I would actually, it would be in my favor to be wrong.
Like I have no joy in being in the same game as he who shall not be named.
You understand me?
I have no joy.
the
the
the
the
the
the
So if he's in this game, you're fucking done, buddy.
You're gonna get banned, buddy, and you're gonna be sent to kick, and you have to talk
to this fucking animal soul raver.
Okay?
You need to be his therapist, you understand me?
Looks like it's safe though, because he would be the captain in this game.
Your turn to pick
Leonidas guys
This guy only plays in Volcker if I recall.
Um
Guys, uh this guy only plays in valker i'm like 90 sure he only plays in valker yellow
Your turn to pick.
Nice.
Ten seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining
Can I get lost?
I got some dog shit heroes dude, this isn't going to be a tough one.
turn up this guy is a trap build you understand me
low lock in brother vibes up
30 seconds to battle.
the
What the fuck?
My Void is fine against Primal, but
I mean, he doesn't do anything to you, but I feel like you want to pressure Primal.
You want to give him a free lane?
If you give him a free lane, it's a bad idea, you know.
I'm lacking or I feel like I'm lacking.
My mouse is broken.
Oh, my mouse is actually broken.
Oh no.
That's not good.
My middle mouse button is broken and I cannot pause.
That is a GG.
Right?
Yeah, it is broken.
What the fuck is this?
No wonder.
Got an edge panabit boys.
I don't know what to do with you bro, be honest.
getting fucked. Now I have to sit here and wait till I can pause through section scene.
Is it actually Dota bug?
Where's my mouse?
How do I check this shit?
Hold on.
No, it's not Dota bug, it's my mouse.
Wait actually
No, it's my mouse
You
TPI is wrong though.
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
I can't believe this fucking loser, I reconnect and he merely just goes on me.
It's actually insane work.
My god dude, this mouse shows different.
Is this the same mouse?
I don't think this is the same mouse.
I don't think it is. This is not good.
So low skill playing as Shakiro, high punch.
I am gonna have to stay here a little bit in my bed bro.
Kind of worked out though.
You can run bro, I'll just use
But don't use Q
You're just a long time ago, why did you do that?
Why are you picking Pudge and running? I don't get it.
Turn up! This guy is crazy as fuck. He's gotta be on Molly or something.
No, you won't. You literally won't. He didn't pick you.
I am...
in the sky.
I'm running for some time.
people will play this game and need to fucking see Jesus Christ or some shit
back, back, we don't have caulault anymore, pudge.
Look your time to get here.
I don't get it, why do I get this fucking idiot on my friends list throwing the game?
Why is he on my friends list and why is he griefing, like I'm gonna remove this guy
after this game by the way, 100%.
I hate these motherfucking idiots that are on my friends list, they just ruin my games.
And they think they have some like logic to it too, they think like oh I want to pick
carry first pick
One smoke.
I don't know.
That was not so fixed as fast.
of
and
play side, i'll use pk
Next one, cheers.
Okay, he's through an SF.
My luck.
I don't really want to play this game, I really don't, I'll be honest.
I hope next time you play carry you get yourself on your team and then you just lose 30 minutes
of your life.
I hope it happens to the rest of your life.
Piece of shit.
Ahem!
It's so fucking tilting, I can't even play!
I actually, I can't see the creep for longer than 30 seconds in this game.
I can't.
Look, they just run at me.
Look at my position 5.
He's just chilling, enjoying the game.
Your meeting tower is under attack.
Time to try out a new build, boys.
Haha lol dude, so funny dude.
Yep, farm this camp too, why not?
I'm just trying to suicide dude, it's a gear.
Why does he keep hitting some of his haystribs?
It can't be any more.
I
Your middle
Oh this guy is so bad on Kato. What is he even doing this game? Dude, this game it's
like unreal how easy it is to play as Kato. Go Scepter into Octane Core GG man, it's over.
I'm not sure I needed more of these.
I'm going to keep on killing them.
Oh, you don't need to do this.
I'm sorry, it's not your failure.
I think you're not going to be able to do the good one by choice.
I'm sorry, it's not your failure.
I'm sorry, it's not your failure.
Your mid is hot, it's on the floor.
I'm really freaking out.
Jesus fucking Christ.
As this Clinkz is running by himself around the map, I am sure we can kill him if we just
look for it.
You have no BKB, it's so GG to smoke.
easy work lax than using ref on me
Your top tower is under attack.
Your middle tower is under attack.
The middle tower is under attack.
The flames will...
I'm gonna move after I don't care bro he didn't pick you nobody gives a fuck about
you you're not important you're not an important person you don't get to join
games and hold the game as a terrorist and say I'm playing this or I'm gonna
throw the game like it's not my fucking fault it's not my fault don't look at me
and say that that's why you're doing what you're doing no you're doing it
what you're doing cuz you're fucking stupid that's all
Well, you can't reason with these people, it's insane, they really think everything's
about them.
Valve loads them into a lobby and then they think they get what they want, the enemy team
doesn't pick them, therefore I must not pick them too.
What the fuck?
Like I don't care about this guy, this guy's insane.
Your bottom tower has fallen.
Your ancient...
Radiant victory!
I know, this logic to me, it's just ridiculous, like,
I don't know what kind of human being, just like you load into the game, you're the lowest
MMR in the lobby, so you are the worst player in the game.
Valve, whatever you call it, Dota 2 has declared you are the worst player in this game.
So most likely you will not get a high priority role.
In this game it was like 6 carry players, so most likely, logically speaking, you are
not going to get the carry roll, that does not permit you to go fucking buy back, pick
Pudge, totally grief the game, and then abstain like any responsibility for your actions.
Like it's such a like Neanderthal like view of the world, honestly.
Like if I don't get what I want, I will do whatever I want, and it's your fault because
you picked me.
Like it's so fucking brain dead.
Honestly, it's ridiculous, it's actually like I can't even believe it.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Today's been some shitty matchmaking, holy crap.
Thank you.
Thanks boys, thanks for telling me where we house that, thank you very much.
When am I switched to in real life parachuting and fucking off of this garbage game?
I'm eating my daily dose of 4 grams of sugar candies.
Man, today's game's definitely been a bit of an unlock situation.
He needs to pick Shirokiri, he needs another core, can't do anything.
Checkmate, if my teammates are humans, this is a checkmate.
Okay.
Okay.
Turn up!
This guy is crazy.
He's gotta be on Molly or something, or some powder or something.
Okay.
You're the best player in my mind.
Guys, they have a random and they have no core player.
Why are you guys griefing?
Just play a game.
It's an easy game.
5 seconds remaining, 5 seconds remaining, you're turn to pick, oh actually I don't know,
these games are so like mentally taxing, like enemy team has a random or a guy's not even
caring about the game then I have double mid now like I can't even believe it
like
I mean, I have no problem to go at another position, but...
Okay, go POS4 then, my friend.
I mean, I made selected and my friend has position 3.
I don't know, he has position 3 selected, like he's going...
it's just a I don't know guys it's a plus 30 game and they have
it's in the bag
oh yes
I might buy
Greaves bullshit
Because if I don't, I think we lose.
We have a...
Let me go look and check.
30 seconds to go.
Can you just shut the fuck up and play the game while you're...
...crush talking?
I had no internet for one month shut the fuck up and play the game
crazy holy fuck man I can't deal with this shit I can't I can't deal with this
today I really can't I have played two games in a row one guy abandoned in
minute eight after getting solo killed like my mental cannot deal with this
right now I actually don't want to play I'm so tired of people having
the liberty to just ruin games endlessly and having no fucking accountability at
all because valve is too busy sucking their own fucking dicks okay that was
on call for my bad my bad sorry just a little mentally unstable
what the fuck
I want to die.
Your top tower is under attack.
Let us conspire to the spirit.
Your middle tower is under attack.
I'm not sure if it's because I'm not used to it, but it's okay.
Come on.
They're easy for you.
Yeah.
So good!
I need my storm!
Yeah!
Golly, he's a great conductor!
Your little child was under attack!
I actually am so lazy. I don't even know if I want to try this game. I'm like playing
super lazy because I don't like just fucking these idiots
Okay
What a fucking game I'm in right now.
Push this way when we go smoke on this animal.
Oops.
Okay, gate, gate, gate, let's go gate, let's go gate, let's go gate, let's go gate,
wait guys, looks like you're gonna kill him, huh?
Yeah, I'm canceling.
Your middle tower is under attack.
It's fine, just don't die, wait for me to respawn, okay, or just go die, 10 seconds,
We fucked him
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
This man is such a bot, it's unbelievable, like what is he doing to you?
Jesus.
Yeah, it's like 1.5K gold on nothing.
I'm just gonna kill him.
I'm just gonna kill him.
This guy is just so fucking animal, it's unfair to me, boy.
What the fuck?
Oh
It's hard it's hard
So what is Tiny doing man, I don't get it, it's so random in this game.
Just random if Tiny is not mid for like the first time.
not a breakers
what the hell shirokiri what are you doing bro
I think Tanya might have been now, she got some good kills.
look at bot wave, can we get brewed here, it's huge wave
It's open bottom tower
I just go back, go back
I'm gonna warm you
Careful, that's your team.
Dude, what is this clown doing here?
Dude, we have a ward.
He sees all of them.
He runs into them.
So good though
We need our support player to stop TPing top so we can use smoke and I can push the
lane and farm BKB.
Dude, you are not buying the fuse of this game.
Can you just buy Glimmer Caves or something?
I'll get that, dude.
Beast in triangle, guys. I have BKB soon.
I can go attack for tormentor.
Welcome, you can hurt? Kill?
Let's go with it, let's go with it.
Hey, that's for kills, they do shit.
He tossed me away from my fucking BKB dude.
Fuck.
I was kind of unlucky.
He tossed me away from my BKB.
I can't believe I'm last lane.
Dude they're just outplaying us hard and not in line. They're literally just outplaying us.
It's actually funny. We're getting fucked.
fuck you cp bottom guys, probably need to play here for roch
We can kill Rasha third, just need to get kills
What is this?
and
my support has a diffuser blade and no wand
strategy
That techies is fucking holy shit.
What the fuck?
I
Turn up this guy's crazy fucking gotta be on Molly or some some powder or something
and both are tiny running in and killing everyone all the time
fuck the sentry, fuck you
Oh, here.
Fuck it.
Go away from the ward.
They're standing on the sword.
Oh here, fuck it, go away from the ward, they're standing on the score.
I did some shit fight, we can go in vision.
I don't know, I don't know what to do with this game.
I don't know, I feel like you're like brain damaged, you should probably take a break from Dota.
There's no way you really think in your head you can go and press focus fire and it matters.
I don't know, you can just buy greaves, you can buy glimmer, you can buy force, you can buy support items
So when they go on us with roar, you can maybe save us
But instead you're some fucking monkey and you think you can go hit people in teamfights with your ulti
Like, I don't know, I can't work with this guy, I think we just go next
It's not possible to play the auto like this
And if you do think it's possible then you are fucking brain damaged and you should take a break
You're literally rank 350 in this lobby and you're playing like rank 5000 because you're
so stupid.
It's just a waste, waste of time.
I'm so frustrating, I'm so fucking lonely in the god-
That rocks in your head
It's honestly insane like to beat this level of like brain brain rot and they really expect
to win the game like I just can't understand these people like does this guy really think
you win this game like we have gold we have actually decent comeback potential
but then this fucking idiot spends all the gold we get from hero kills on a
diffusal it's like man it's like this tiny if he got all those kills and he just
doesn't buy blink he buys a fucking four staff or some shit or like even worse
let's say he buys like glimmer cape on tiny then it's like we can actually play
Dota like we can play the game and come back because their enemy also fucked up
But they're all buying good items the soft winners buying crimson and pipe this guy's buying goceptor yule's and blink like it's just
Unbelievable and this guy's the high rank player in this lobby like it's so fucked
It's actually so boring to play these games when it's like this
It's just such a waste of time
Maybe instead of wasting his life watching anime and throwing dota games, he can actually
constructively, critically think about what he does in a game.
And maybe he'll have more success.
What the hell is this?
Why me?
I like how Copious Abandoned's the game then queues up next.
And he probably last picks this game too
How do you play this game so much that you still freak out and get tilted?
Okay, how do you go to your job every day and still whine about it?
I need to read this guy's chat log because I'm pissed off already, I can't, I want to ban someone.
Oh, it's the first message I'll ban this guy.
Like, I don't think you really understand how stupid of a thing your writing is.
Like, you're basically saying to somebody, why get mad if you know something's gonna happen?
why experience in emotion when you know something's gonna happen and it happens
okay so you go to work and your
boss over assigns you work you got to work over time
and you get upset about it and then he does this every week
and then you ask yourself why am I getting mad I expected this
looks nice
I'll scan it
Was there a Chinese New Year event in Deadlock?
Because I just realized Dota doesn't really have anything, does it?
I feel like in the past there used to be Dota like Chinese New Year stuff.
under attack. Radiant's middle tower has fallen.
Dying structures are fortified. Dying are scamming.
Radiance hot tower is under attack Radiance hot tower is falling
Radiance bottom tower is under attack
I will see you in the dark of the forest.
I'm medium, medium. I'm almost in the queue.
How do I VIP you I VIP you for your service you got deleted but you deserve it
I can't believe he removed you because you were telling me when he's queuing that literally
means that he's in this fucking channel waiting for me to queue to snipe and he's reading
reading the chat room as well. That's actually kind of fucking scary.
you
I don't get it like frankly this guy stopped streaming to literally snipe me and he's removing
people who are telling me that he's killing so I can avoid playing with him like I don't
understand I figure that he would want to avoid playing with me but he is literally trying
to play with me. What an absolute freak. Holy shit.
I'm sorry, Seawold, I'm sorry bro, it's my fault.
But I kind of did not believe that, that he's actually in the chat and actually like trying
to snipe.
There was a part of me that felt like there's no way that a fully grown person with like,
I don't know, like for someone that says that Dota is not his game, you know, like not like
he's playing so fun and shit
to Tuesday today?
it's fucking Tuesday, right?
but now I guess he's confirmed
he literally is just
sniping
I'll see you in the next video.
I mean, dude, listen, listen, I'll speak from my perspective. Listen, I am for almost 30 years old, playing Dota is not my full time job anymore. Like as in, like he used to be just like I, you know, we both used to play competitive Dota that took like majority of your life.
and you couldn't be home for months on end, right?
I don't understand.
There would be like no point in my life
for if I had the free time,
I would snipe another streamer and try to piss them off.
Like as the current age that I am,
like I just can't imagine that.
Like I can't, that's fucking sad, dude.
That's fucking sad.
That's sad.
I feel bad.
Dude, like I would, I'd rather go like chill with Dov.
I'd rather go through so many things in my life than snipe a fucking streamer.
Like, it's not normal, like that shit.
That's like a mental illness.
When you're that old, you know, and you're that experienced, you know, the way you're,
you sacrificed like your youth to play this game, and now you're like a streamer
and it's chill, gives you more time to do things you like doing, blah, blah, blah.
That's fucking depressing.
Jesus.
I mean, this is like not full time. I feel like it's only like 10 hours a day or 8 hours a day or some shit.
Playing Dota like pros like your whole life. Like you can, you're in Germany one month, next month you go Serbia, then you go whatever, like you travel all the time.
You don't have really free time.
Where's Dodo, where's Dodo?
Oh, we're back.
Oh, wait, nevermind.
Oh, we're back.
Oh, wait, nevermind.
We're back.
Oh, wait, nevermind.
Oh, we're back?
Oh, wait, no, man.
No, we're not back.
Oh, we're back.
Yeah, I was gonna, I'm gonna do some variety later, not today, but I'm gonna go, I'm gonna
put Marvel Rivals, I have like a kind of, I don't know, I guess it is sponsored, but
like not really just like a twitch activation thing but I was gonna play
Marvel Rivals might play like some other games that come out in the next
couple months like Crimson Desert I might just play like after stream just
dreaming for fun but right now I don't have any games I want to play
top on deadlock i will not do this i hate deadlock
We brought plays of Marlow Ivels? Cap? Sir Duncan?
I mean, I like, I don't really like deadlock because to me I have the same problem I believe
I'll have with deadlock that I had with CS.
I don't enjoy being bad at games.
So when I was playing CS, I had to go, I felt like it became way more of a grinding game
for me that took my energy as opposed to a game that chills me out and I just play at
the end of my Dota streams or something like that.
So I feel like CS is too competitive of a game organically for me.
Like I just, I start to spend more time playing CS than Dota, so I can't like, like, I gotta
pick a game that is my love and then the rest are just completely casual games that don't
require too much effort.
That's why Deadlock is just trash.
You
Wish my head up and if I can send you through the shuttle room soon buddy
You're gonna get the bad hammer listen you think the VIP and how long you subbing
124 months sub you think that's enough for me
you
Yeah, Crit hasn't commented on this chat in a while.
Where's the gooner?
Last time he came and dropped goons, it was February 10th.
So he has not gooned in seven days.
I have not gone to the gym for like a couple weeks, I'm too lazy, but I'm going to go back
again, I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go tonight.
Okay?
I'm going to go tonight.
I don't ignore QCHA, I've actually been answering it just right now, I'm not really answering,
but I was.
content with Perry in Belgrade. Okay, brother, so you think I'm going to fly to Serbia to
make content with Perry. Listen, they paid me the hella dollars, I might consider it,
but I ain't gonna fly anywhere for nobody.
Chat, do you think anti-artists will lose jobs to AI?
Please answer Dr. Alligator 69's question guys, it's really important.
10 seconds remaining.
Radiant 10 enemies to remain to pick.
I got dual rays guys, I got dual rays on my team.
I got do raise on my team. I got do raise. I got I got do raise. I got I got a do raise.
Good morning Philippines! Good morning my friend!
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turn up this guy is crazy as fuck he's got to be on molly or some some powder or something
I will try this one indeed actually. I'm gonna fucking zone in for this one
Guys I'm gonna zone in for this one. Don't type in the chat
Don't type in the fucking chat
The path of this conflict was decided long ago.
the
the
the
the
Yes
Looks like they are all here
On the wall
The battle begins.
HUUUUUH!
Who the hell did it?
I wonder what's up
Where did you go?
I don't have a flash
Come on, come on
I want to pull.
the
That field is free. I can flash after that.
We're losing 5 points.
Yeah, that one.
oh
I think we'll catch up on this one
I'm going round top
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to go around
What the fuck? Dude, that's crazy.
I
Swear
Next wave is each we can decide
I got the formation.
Dude, is this game bugged or something's up or what?
It's a new mouse, guys.
That's why.
Maybe Mars TP top, I don't know, he's 6.
No he didn't.
oh
Lala or the drone
You won't you were that
Put my life on the wall
I'm gonna put the beam, keep it there
Rotar
We can just open, they have the planters.
the
coming mid tower
I think so
Take a look, mate
This fucking guy pinged it, no?
Beware, arena of blood, hello?
I'm behind with a strong-
Excuse me?
That's faster, okay, it's okay, guys.
that will be wrong
I don't even know if it's worth it whatever Storm is doing because he's using his entire
Manipule
Is that even worth it
Beautiful snack kind of applause in the chat, please
I can take wisdom guys.
We can TP what? We fight here?
Orc V
Thank you
I can't eat them
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill.
nice blink
goro, shafty
no it's not
it's blink, blink
I can smoke on the run.
If they don't show on mid wave in like 20 seconds...
Fuck, you can take.
I think you can do your own fights.
I want to take back bottom.
The next level of MONEY ORDINATION.
I got the next wave.
I'm trying, I'm trying, Ron.
Probably can.
I want to just go to the tower, I don't think I can.
Just go to the tower.
I don't even lose this.
guys they're going to ham I think
I think it is.
Wisdom.
Get the whole video off.
Sure.
Orface.
No, not.
I cannot con, mid-torn.
They buying double Orchid. He buying Orchid too.
i'm just smoking where it is at
right
what the fuck
I think they're gonna be here.
They're stacked here. They will approach.
Was that smoke?
Did the decision make it go?
I think he's at the base.
High ground is hard, we need to catch, just farm and catch.
I think so, he's probably on the side farming.
five years coming
Damn dude, Micah and Lala Trony beat the Kalis and Yataro in lane, holy crap.
kind of beast, gotta be honest with you
and
The enemy's top barracks has fallen.
I'll wait for the kill.
Real generation! Your bottom tower is under attack.
The worst thing is...
Or maybe it's...
Better to get the same one.
where's the crimson guard
I
you
you
How do you play TA without the Dota Labs attack range finder?
You're right, I should play with it on always, but sometimes you kind of have a good idea.
The only time it gets ambiguous is when you get attack range on your neutral item.
Otherwise, it's like a pretty muscle memory.
I can't send you the ID that doesn't matter.
You are not allowed to look at data that's above 8.5K.
You should thank Valve.
How come that game was like no more dude?
I have no idea why Valve did it, I'm not sure.
Am I in favor of for it?
I am indifferent.
I do not care.
I don't think overall it's a good change,
but I understand where it's coming from.
And I do think there has been a lot of people
just looking at data that's parsed by a bunch of AI
created modules.
So it's like, like I know a lot of teams in 2022, 2023,
They just have like literally like every player since they banned smurfing as well can't actually hide the stuff they practice.
So it's like before you even have a chance to play it in a scrim or a match people are like already banning it.
So you get it's pretty stupid.
I actually don't, I don't know why they did the Smurf ban, because as far as I know,
there are a lot of Smurfs still, but basically there are very, there are only like, so if
I would still put an estimation of how many pros Smurfed previously, I would say about
like 25% of the pros had a smurf. Maybe it's like 50%. Let's say it's like 30. Let's say
like 35%. 35% of pros in the past had a smurf account or more than one smurf account. And
now I think it's about like 5% of pros have smurf accounts. So I just feel like it kind
of like, for example, my smurfs, four of my smurfs got manual banned. And one of them got
ban through the system but like for example nightfall has like five smurfs
that were not banned because they don't give a shit and like there are so many
people who have smurfs and they just don't care so I feel like it's kind of
messed up that they manually banned a lot of the western pros and then they just
didn't care about some other pros
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Oh, it's William.
How do I know manual band?
I went on the on the account that says it was manually and I know who banned it from
Valve.
They told me they're going to do it.
I guess I got a warning.
I said, hey, he's like, yo, yeah, so your recount is about to get banned in approximately 30 minutes. Just letting you know.
And then I'm like, okay.
Ten seconds remaining.
The manual game ban, it's not a VAC ban.
I basically turned that account into my counterstrike smurf account.
William, you can PayPal me all the money you made from this tournament if you don't need it.
I don't know how that works, actually.
I really feel like the last thing that our tower is so inconsistent is unbelievable.
just so inconsistent
Every game I play dude it's like this it's so annoying william fix the game william
games like this dude every game some fucking clown picks some fucking melee for pulls the
fucking way so the eternity of fucking time
I don't see anything.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking this lobby is insane.
some powder or something
Bye.
I feel like I want to TP mid, but I'm thinking about it right now.
Guys, I know you don't want to listen to reason right now, because you're all emotionally
upset, but if you stop feeding Monkey King, we're winning both side lanes.
it's the strongest heroes mid lane maybe we should not fight there we can we
counter monkey king later in the game with a viper strike but right now it's
not possible because it's bad fighting this early into the game thank you for
the same
I honestly did not expect this dumb ass cliff from Klaxon, but this is the problem with
you're too invested mentally and like other people
I don't think you understand how a Pudge Ember offlane is not going to be easy lane either
against this.
You'll have the same bad game.
You are just in a bad pick with Ember in this game.
It's really bad Ember game.
What do you mean no?
I don't even know.
Should I talk to you or not?
I don't know.
I'm thinking.
Actually, I'm going to wave.
Okay, nevermind.
If you don't want to listen to like logic and you want to be a little pussy like you
you are, you can't just be a pussy, but if you go top, Pudge, Ember vs Morph Warlock,
you are gonna get fucked. It's your problem, you are an idiot. You pick Ember, you feed
your lane, you cry, it's your fault. That's it.
I mean, you're delusional. You think you're right, but you're wrong. And that's all.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
I'm not going to waste energy, I feel like there's no point honestly, I don't see this
conversation going anywhere.
Your bottom tower is under attack.
Your top tower is under attack.
Make room!
Your middle tower is under attack.
He's crazy!
This guy is super insane by the way.
Like this guy you have to understand I play this game, dude I've been streaming 100 days,
48 days in a row and I streamed a lot.
of
This guy is level 469, I'm level 342.
He probably, that means if I put my average down to like 8 hours a day, that means he
He plays like what, 11 hours? Maybe 10? A day?
I don't know, I'm just curious though, at this point I'm curious to speak to this guy.
your top tower is under attack
your top tower is under attack
Your middle tower is under attack.
Wilding, waiting for the same like you!
Make room!
Bro, what do you mean I yapp?
Are you guys like, intentionally insolent or what?
Brother, this guy is buying Midas and running down mid, he has 9 deaths, this game is over.
The only thing, there's 2 choices here.
I just mute him and go AFK, which I would do like 90% of the time.
But I'm just curious, because this guy is investing so much energy to write sentences.
So I'm like, okay, you know what, I'm gonna entertain a conversation with this guy, since
he really wants to try hard and let's kind of define what that means man and
then as soon as I respond logically to this fucking infant he's just no I hate
this guy I mean I mean I'm you them and I report if that's it also I'm done guys
I'm I'm not gonna kill another one all the games I played today are like insane
like their brain damaged flickers.
Anyway, see you tomorrow.
Today wasn't as bad as the days it could have been
because there's some real dog shit games in this, is today.
Hopefully tomorrow's better, can I say.
See you tomorrow.