I just lost 2.7% chat. I just lost 2.7% chat. It's over man. My life is over. I just lost my mom is gonna like touch me now
GG man
I'm not.
I'm not.
How can you say to my eyes, look within your eyes?
AHHHHHHH
We're just done there!
We're good! We're good!
Wait for me, I've been sick of this fucking everywhere
It doesn't matter if I call the police, I'm not saying anything, yes we know
From the bottom of the earth, in my heart, to the right
Where we go, before I come, to the very most safe
From the nothing that I've been through
Now I wanna be the one I wanted back
You can't just leave me, leave me
You can't just leave me, leave me
Wake me up, wake me up
It's time to wake up, wake me up
It's time to go on
I can't even say I can't
Chad, can y'all hear me?
Yo Jeff, do you do peptides?
Guys, is my mic good or bad?
It's all but on high ground right now.
Now we can.
Guys, my coach is mad at me.
I ate food today with my girl.
I just texted him.
Wake me up inside!
Sorry guys.
Let me explain how I feel real quick.
Chat.
I feel...
I feel disappointed in myself.
Do you guys care to ask why in the chat?
Yes or no?
Yo, Jeff, I have a question.
What's up, man?
Let me hear your question, bro.
Did you qualify?
Yeah, chat.
We qualified.
We're playing right now.
Why?
Because, number one, I just went live, and then as soon as I went live, my coach
got mad at me because I wanted to be honest because he tracks my diet and everything and
I wanted to be honest and I told him I ate full of my girl today this morning and he's
like just find someone else if you're gonna do that don't even work with me and then
number two the reason why I'm disappointed myself is because I'm supposed to start to
the stream of good energy, not sad energy, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it cracks it is. Don't spam.
Don't spam, because I feel...
I feel very irritated.
It's okay Jeff, love you.
bro don't even care about FN anymore
GGs bro what do you think will change?
joke joke joke joke
I don't want to talk about that right now what's good Ivan that's my man what's good Echo Sky
Do you have your top 3 humans on this planet?
Aw, that's so cute.
Thank you bro.
Here, let me 1v1 tokens until I train at 330.
I
Jeff the alpha is eating today. Yes, daddy. Yes, it is
Who's Electro? Yo, this guy bro!
Chat, I found a TikTok today. Tell me why I went on TikTok today.
And I saw a TikTok on me. Wake me up inside! Wake me up inside!
Look! First of all, Chat. Look at this, bro.
Who was watching my gym shroom yesterday forgiving human being for real what you mean
Who was watching my gym shroom yesterday
Do y'all remember when I got hype monged by this guy chat. Tell me why he posted it on tiktok
This is bad bro, this is bad, this is bad, this is really bad, this is not good for the
resume bro.
He hype-mogging me so bad bro.
looks like a freshman next to a senior are you kidding me
yeah my coach just told me you don't appreciate the value of your your given
bro if I say no cheat meals you don't do it if you question it as well plus
what happened wait I don't know if I should read this
My coach is dropping me
Wake me up on the...
Bro no bro.
I'm such a bad person, bro.
Oh my god!
Why did I cheat on my meal?
What am I doing?
Chad, I feel like, I feel very like, you guys want to see this emotion that I got today?
This is actually helping me a lot.
Chat right now? I feel very guilty, bro. I feel ashamed
Someone say why Jeff? Why do you feel guilty and ashamed?
Someone say that in the chat right now. Say why Jeff? Why do you feel guilty and ashamed?
Why?
Bro, I feel guilty and ashamed bro because I was supposed to stick to my meal plan today
But I want to go eat out with my girl this morning and then I just told my coach and now he's saying like you don't appreciate the value that I give you
And I feel bad, bro
Because that's an inner issue of my chat
Why do you feel quietly in the shade no I didn't say quietly I said guilty in the shade what the chat
Why is my epic games in Spanish mode?
Did I get hacked?
No, it's not the girl that's the problem chat, it's me, bro.
And I keep playing Victim.
Check, it's not...
Oh, it was your girl shield on your account?
No, I'm talking about myself as a person.
I do this victim thing a lot, bro, and it causes me to lose the people around me.
I need to stop.
That's why I'm gonna write that down.
Yo, Sins, do you want a 1v1 token?
Is this a reference to bogey?
No, chat.
I'm about to lose my coach because I'm rebooted.
my fitness coach, my peptide coach, worst case scenario I'm gonna have to start paying
him but I don't want to lose him as a person bro. So I need to stop cheating. Like I can't
eat out anymore bro I ate out one time and he's mad at me bro
you don't pay him what do you mean I just feel bad chat wake me up inside holy
Jeff the viewership went up, bro. You're getting view-botted
Say you sweater God
Yo, we got 14,000 viewers. What's good 14,000 people? Why is my game lagging?
Yo chat, how do I fix the screen tearing bro? Oh
Shoot yo, I'm getting trolled bro. No chat. We got 14,000 viewers. We're back
AHHHHHHHHH!!
YEAH!
Prime Jeff is back!
Heheheheh
Prime Jeff is back! Let's get some W's in the chat man!
It starts with
I don't know why it doesn't matter how hard you try keep that in mind
I just want to explain it to you time. Oh
Chad do I got a boner right now? Oh
My god, we got 16,000 viewers bro. We're back. Let's go
What the what's that noise?
Move your face cam
Sun has more viewers than Fortnite and Twitch.
Chad, we're back, bro!
Alright, all my view bots say one in the chat.
I'm gonna activate you guys all at once.
Three, two, one, go!
Go!
You look at my 16,000 viewers saying one in the chat.
Man!
Let's go, bro!
16,000 viewers bro, look at that chat so fast for 16,000 viewers chat.
Can I man for a girl for 7 hours?
What?
What?
See, you swear to god.
holy chat we're back oh my goodness 16k viewers but not one sub yeah that's what I'm saying
yo can we yo we got 16,000 people in the stream can we get one sub come on man how do you
have so much viewers bro I'm just him bro I told y'all bro prime Jeff is
coming back bro I told you guys check you guys didn't believe me bro
uh
chat get hyped in the chat we got 17 000 viewers let's go
we are back like 23.4 yo can we get 25 gifted since we have 17 viewers
Surely out of the 17,000 viewers that we have someone gets me 25 subs
Jeff now that you you have 17k viewers you're supposed to ignore subs and cool down
Oh
Gold
Gold Gold
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro. I think I have a lot of energy today. I'm gonna put you guys on bro. Venomese iced coffee, bro
I
Rolls back
Wait, Chad, can you guys see my prayer or no?
Who's botting? I don't know who's botting bro, but we're back!
We're back!
You know chat, since we're getting view-botted, we might as well sit here and enjoy it bro.
I feel powerful again chat.
I feel powerful! I feel like I'm in my prime right now bro!
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? I'm from New York, yeah?
I'm from New York! Where did my denim from New York?
What am I done from the year we are back wait I have a yo who's up to me wait why are the
alerts not popping up does anybody know I know yo slam god think what a sub I appreciate
bro. Hold up. Oh, that's why. Hold up. Alert. Audio. Subcount. Subcount. Oh. It's not the
subcount. Alerts. Oh, that's why. Silly me. Run ads. Wait, can I run ads on my body
viewers or no yo yo is there any twitch staffs in here let me check my
viewer list we got zero twitch staff yo if there's any twitch staff in here
since we're getting viewed by the right now can I run ads on them and make
money from them or is that not how it works yes you're no in the chat
Ummm...
Boom.
You are ugly. Dude, why does someone just say I'm ugly, bro?
Alright, someone stop doing right now. I want to see if the alert works now. Someone in the chest stop to me right now.
Let's test it.
Chats moving fast right now bro we got 22,000 viewers in here Chats moving mad fast wait
why did we just drop that 21,000 viewers what the- yo you on Roy's game I'm gonna show
you guys a photo that that I showed you guys yesterday what do you guys think of
this what do you guys think of this photo right here do you think this is a
tough photo or no be honest bro because it's not AI chat it's a real-life photo
nice we're back to 22,000 viewers bro let's go
or a bro holy wait since you want to one more token five hours and oh you're
muted hello he was since you hello can you hear me hello hello hello hello let
me tweet this out real quick how you got 22k viewers bro I told you guys bro
my prime is back bro 2026 is my year oh my god we just went up to 24000
viewers oh hold up I need a clip for real quick oh my god chat everybody
X said in the trap I've been waiting for this day bro we're back we only got one
sub I don't know how that's possible since we have 24,000 viewers but oh my
Oh my goodness. Everybody acts sad and cheerful.
We're back. I'm doing this out.
Oh my god. I'm back. I'm black. I'm back.
My prime is back. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, no, no. We gotta be sad. We gotta be sad.
We got a lock in, we got a lock in.
Let's go! Everybody, gas it up! We have 21,000 viewers!
I want to see 21,000 lights right now! I want to see 21,000 lights right now!
I'm gonna refresh the screen. If I don't see 21,000 lights, they're all banned.
3, 2, 1
Yo, why yo we were we was just at 23,000 viewers, why do we only have 20,000 viewers are you guys kidding me bro?
You guys really think I stream for free come on bro. Come on. Are we kidding you now?
You guys think I boot up the stream every day for free
come on bro we was just at 23,000 viewers dude like 20,000 viewers isn't
enough bro thank you thank you 22,000 we're back give me 1,000 more
Ellen Grateful bro chat are you kidding me I don't want to show you guys my
Sixpack because you're making me water
Dimer
Just subscribe appreciate you bro. Oh my god. We got two subs this room in 23,000 viewers. Let's go, baby
All right, I'm gonna show you guys my sick back shot cuz you guys wanted it
I wish you guys could smell me right now
I wish you guys could smell me right now.
Yo why are you guys saying get out?
Where's the sound effect?
Hold up.
Get out!
That's a mucklite, the reason I'm mad energetic right now.
I took this Vietnamese iced coffee, bro.
And it's like, I'm putting y'all on, bro.
You guys wanna be like, like,
I don't know if this is racist or not,
but like, if you wanna be a C-H, which is like crack,
and then what does the H stand for?
Crack.
Y'all know what I'm talking about?
Y'all know what I'm talking about?
Yes or no in chat?
Type one in chat, y'all are smart.
You guys wanna be a C-H?
Gotta have this right here.
The Vietnamese iced coffee is strong, bro.
Y'all about to start making Command, bro.
I don't know why y'all are coming to Chasing.
How do you have 22,000 viewers?
I told you guys, bro. Prime Jeff is back, bro.
Like Chad, you good?
Chad, bro.
You're making me feel right now.
Very hostile, bro.
Okay.
I don't want to be very hostile because right now,
This is a moment
This is making me feel
inspired I
Feel powerful in chat
you know
So I don't want you I don't want you guys to make me think I'm the bad person, all right
All right
We need to go but yo since you want to five hours are you in chat?
The neon of one night
How many likes do we got
Yo, we got 78 likes on our tweet chat
Why I feel like that's a penis down there
Dude we got 78 likes in our tweet bro
W is a chat. Let's get some W's in the chat. W, Jason, the Wienerade? No, no, no, no, no.
This is all my viewers are here, bro. This is all my viewers chat. This is my, this is
my work right here. This is my work chat. You know what I'm saying? Slow chat? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, chat. Get active, get active. Now, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't know who's bottoming though
But
Check y'all know who's bottoming me or no
Because I never had I mean I've gotten body before but not for this much viewers
Does anybody know who's bottoming is Jason the ween body me bro
Make it look like 22k viewers, bro. That's up to you guys, bro. You guys got spam in the chat
You know I'm saying oh shoot guys moving bro
What
I'm gay
yo my chat's moving bro yo my chat's moving for 20k viewers right now nah this chat's so
fast this chat's so fast bro nah no way yo I can't even reach chat anymore bro it's so
fast bro I'm not used to this bro chat how do you reach chat for 20k viewers
someone give me advice only give me advice if you have 20 k viewers for how
do you how do you read it which message you choose to read
oh yeah oh yo a safe whole thing but it's here on for 40 months well appreciate
bro bro just lost 3k viewers yo yo shut the drill I had 20k viewers and you just look at the
random one wwwww www www look gt and moon bro look who comes in the chat when i have a lot of
viewers g2 moon finally came in the chat nah g2 moon i remember switch up bro
it's crazy how they switch up on you when you have a lot of viewers chat
W W W W it's crazy how they switch up on you. W W W
fake this world of these days, bro
You can't tell who drill or fake bro careful with cloud chat. It's very dangerous game. That's why you only need God in life
What the can't put score
180 for box
For box, I'm pissing on this kid, bro. Oh, I love I'm gonna just said it. Oh
My goodness, I'm gonna just set up
Piston, you know I'm saying
Chat who do you all think will come in the chat that will switch up on me when we have a lot of viewers bro
Who who do you guys think will switch up on me the most I was here two days ago stop the cat who we cabin
Oliver oh gee who's the most chat now that I have 22,000 viewers
I have power who's the most fakest person that'll switch up on me when I'm when I do blow up again
Who's the most faked person you guys know?
Hunter?
Po-Box?
What the cruss?
Why is he running inside of me?
Been here two mores, two years.
Clicks?
Nah, Clicks is show, bro.
Clicks is show.
He's very show.
Oh my god.
Look at these shots I'm hitting.
Like...
Chad, Clicks isn't fake, bro.
he's uh he's actually he uh he actually helped me like
did he get b-body yeah we got b-botted um he helped me clicks helped me like get back to the top
bro yo shtaddy give me a ten get in chat it's just how the world works bro you can't do anything
about it it's natural that's how human beings are a trap i'm sure i would be the same way if i if
if I was like a business man, you know?
But that's one of my weaknesses, I'm not.
I'm a very, I'm human still, I'm not.
I haven't like, I haven't became corrupted yet.
And once I become corrupted, bro,
I don't know if I'll be the same.
Spacey 232 cheered.
X2 cheered.
Spacey is my GT Moon, you're a welcome,
be grateful, Jeffy Bui.
just pick I'm grateful bro I'm grateful for these viewbots even if they're just
viewbots bro they've changed my life bro look at how people treat you when you
have a lot of viewers you know I mean for one you guys think I'm a god now
because I have 21,000 viewers and that's not what I want I don't want you guys
I want you guys to understand bro, which is very dangerous bro. Not just switch but cloud bro.
As someone who actually did have 20 viewers at one point, like legit.
I'm telling you right now, it's very dangerous bro.
And all you need is God in your life bro.
You will not find salvation in anything but God bro.
And if you don't know what that word means, I don't know what it means either.
either so someone can explain it in the chat I really appreciate it. W message bro. W is
in the chat. I need answers bro. I can't give you the answer bro. Only God can give you
the answer. I can only help you so much by myself bro. Like if I want to know why I
didn't qualify for Grand and that Electron height, God can tell me the answer. Maybe
I think I'm taking it wrong, but...
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
I can't see my eyes hurting!
Nooo man!
Run!
Run!
Reload?
I'm gay.
I feel like they're happening for a reason bro wait I just lost all my viewers I'm at 19,000
viewers yo yo get me back to 25,000 viewers bro no I'm just playing no I'm sorry no man
nice to keep you with no man no man it's losing its power chat oh shoot I'm losing
my skill too that's actually crazy how like a lot of viewers can make you play
better oh my god you're actually good yeah you want to double yo since you
want to double send me send me another file on cash up why is the chest so slow
now let me see if he send me another five since the semi five dollars right now on cash
up or something $10 for double Chad my screen good does anybody know anyone that could
help me fix my screen tear so I can make my string quality better I need to get my
stream settings better because I feel like it is there is screen tear let me
tweet it out real quick it's already good bro no no no it could be better
anybody familiar with IRL toolkit streaming settings for Fortnite I get
screen tear and I want to make my stream look better want to make my stream
look better. DM me if you know anyone. I might get hacked making this tweet. I need a computer
specialist. Do you not have a tweaker bro? No, no, no, we need a computer specialist.
Dude, how did he even bought 20,000 viewers? Whoever's bought him you know. Is that like
a lot of money bro. How's that even possible? That's crazy. Yo Sins, you sent $20,000 right?
Or $20,000? You sent $10,000 here or no? That means they either paid or they're using
a Discord bot bro? Bro, whoever they are bro, they're goaded bro. No I'm just kidding.
No I can't say that, I don't think I can say that. No I'm just trying, I'm not
I'm not gonna let this viewbot affect me, I'm gonna just like, I'm gonna just like, not make fun of it, but like, play along with it, you know what I mean?
Does that make sense? Like, I'm gonna play along with it. Cause what else can I do? Like, I can't just be there and be like, oh I'm getting viewbotted dude!
It's funny because like, bro, y'all are always trying to have the standard of me to have this many viewers.
And then when I when I do have these amount of viewers you guys are like, bro, what happened, bro?
So it's just funny to me
You know I'm saying
Y'all get what I'm saying or no
Watch EU brands, bro. You definitely gonna get dressed up for this stream
No, I got dressed up because I had to I went out to go eat my girl today and spent $60
Lance, I don't know if you're in the chat, but don't be disappointed me
I also dress nicely because I want to I want to couple therapy today
But I just like dressing nice like I usually just wear tank tops when I go to the gym and stuff
But like when I do dress nice, I dress nice, bro
And I smell so good right now. I'm sure I
Wish you guys can smell me, bro. Like I'm gonna put you guys on some cologne right now, okay?
Y'all got to get the Latafa Arabic cologne bro. That's where it's at bro. Everybody that I walk across they always compliment me, bro
Like my cologne's carrying me in my wheelchair
Bro come on are we for real?
Yeah, I need that I don't know how to deal with this though
What is there anyone that cares about me in this chat that knows how to deal with the situation that I'm going through right now?
Like would you just play along with it or like how would you address it?
Like what would you guys do?
Play along with it
What do you mean?
No, I mean like my actual real viewers not like the people that are here because I have a lot of viewers
Like the people I see every day. That's what I mean
The people that are here every day
Real
I mean Chad if I get banned for this bro, it's not my fault because
I haven't I'll just talk to someone at Twitch and just explain the situation
It's not my fault but I don't think I'll give in for it because it's not my fault there's
nothing I could do you know I just went live and then I got view-botted there's really nothing
I could do the guy probably view-botted me is probably like he's probably like enjoying
this not that I like I don't hate him I just think it's funny if you're watching
you know like I'm not mad at you for
viewbinding me like it's funny but like
definitely do like I don't even know how
to explain it bro like this is a weird
situation you guys get what I'm saying
it's me it's not you bro it's not a lot
I miss.
I miss.
I miss.
No, my wallet in place.
No, I didn't shoot.
No, Oliver.
No Oliver!
Jeffery Chong, you did it, don't lie. I mean I started my stream and
I'm talking my chat. I don't know how I would do it. Stop rage baiting me
For my real viewers in chat, what do you guys think about people rage baiting me?
Do you guys think I should give attention to it or do you guys think I
Should just let it slide
My bad, cuh.
Now, I know you guys know that I'm not view-buying, because first of all, that's not my expense I would ever invest in.
Second of all, I don't know...
This is just not real, bro. This is AI, bro.
This is AI.
Damn, I'm not searching anything up.
There's literally nothing I could possibly do.
I just have to, I just have to, um, wait, this can't, no, I think Commander Rue gets rid
of the follow boss, not the follow, not the viewbot viewers or whatever.
I'm trying to help you.
Why would I search it up?
I'm not sure, bro, I'm just gonna let it slide, bro.
whoever's viewbotting me bro, let them have the time of their life, bro.
I'm gonna let it slide until their...
I don't know how it works, but I'm gonna let it slide until their viewbot runs out.
And then we'll be back to normal.
It's not a big deal.
You guys are making a big deal when it's not.
Ch-Chad, I've been streaming for eight years, bro. Like, I've played these games before, bro.
Like, you guys are young, bro.
I've played these games before, bro.
You're famous again, can we do it bro?
Yo, you guys are funny bro.
WHAT?!
I just blanked this kid.
Yo, why am I choking on...
Jeff is back.
Yeah dude, I'm back dude!
Let's go dude!
Let's go dude!
I'm back dude!
Let's go, dude!
Oh, chat, we're gonna do,
I don't know if y'all see the title,
but I have to go to boxing training today at 3.30,
so I'm gonna stream it.
That was my plan.
I hung out with my girl today,
and I'm just gonna stream everything I do today.
Cause I don't wanna start streaming at like,
I'd rather get an early streaming,
and then maybe end later tonight,
and then just chill, cause tomorrow's Sunday.
I didn't very consistent my stream schedule are you boxing Jason the wing yeah June 6
bro June 6 we're gonna be boxing him I will be honest bro I'm not locked right
now I skipped cardio yesterday I also skipped I'm not locked but like when I
do when I'm not locked I catch myself for it and I go hard the next day
dude i'm like my eyes are hurting bro
yeah what do you do when your eyes are hurting bro
oh my ass!
180!
what are you doing?
do you want to pull them out?
do you want to pull them out or no?
that's ten dollars
blink a lot
am I blinking a lot?
Am I blinking a lot?
Bro God more bro stop being weird chat dude I hate how you guys treat me differently when
I have a lot of viewers can you guys not be like that it's actually like what's the word
for it.
It makes me feel.
It makes me feel, it makes me feel, it makes me feel, it makes me feel, it makes me feel,
It makes me feel dismayed.
No it does not make me feel that.
It makes me feel humiliated.
Jeff are you slow?
No this is actually a good tip that I learned today chat.
Whenever you get, you can't let emotions control you.
So one thing you can do in life just for anything that I learned today like it's
simple but it works I know it sounds dumb but you got to find the emotion that
you're feeling because we don't know what the emotion we're feeling right we're
usually oh when someone asks you yo how are you doing you usually like oh I'm
angry but you want you want you want to go deeper than that you want to
analyze the emotion right so you so look at this chart right so anger and then
goes into aggressive and then it goes deeper and deeper pause
But if anybody ever needs help, bro, like
If anybody I know y'all have a lot of people in this chat like we all have problems like one like I'm giving you guys free therapy right now like
Just to call out just find the emotion and name it that will help you a lot, you know
It will it will yo by 345 ready for duty. Yo all my view by spam one
Yo, what's good ultra? How you doing? You're not viewing party in a bro. Nah, I'm better than NA
I don't need to watch FNCS. That's for losers
Yo sins do you want to um?
Do you want a full amount full amount box fight? Can we do five hour box fights because I'm like
I'm kind of bad at box fights now
Also, bro, you owe me $10. You only send me $5
Never mind you send me ten. Let's do five hours boss wise join up
Five hours only okay not not ten dollars
No, but seriously chat. I know you're a lot of you have to little kids
Like you guys will have this handy advice coming to you guys very soon, bro
Like seriously, bro
Y'all got it like this is only for emotion like you can be emotionally intelligent
Like I'm so learning how to be emotionally intelligent because a lot of like what if the therapist was saying to a chair
Like a lot of us just do what our parent would do what our parents just do
But you can be the one in your family to change that because people that have emotionally intelligent parents are usually emotionally intelligent, right?
so
like
There's a lot to this bro. It's psychology bro and like
It helps me a lot especially as a shimmer bro like
Like chat like I know y'all think I'm yapping right now, but like for the people that are actually listening like I actually want to help you guys and like
Trust me, bro. Just try and just buy going Amazon by this like wheel thing and just every time you feel even you can even communicate people
Like I feel this and then you say your needs
You know I'm saying
Type one of you guys understand what I'm saying. I feel like you guys don't understand what I'm saying
Type 1 if you guys are 20 years old and knows 20 plus years old and knows what I'm saying
and not under the age of 20.
Alright, for all my 20, I'm 19 by 20 yet, like bro, y'all around my age will understand
what I'm saying.
The little kids, they're just going to be drones until their brains develop.
Bro my brain's still not developed bro
My brain is when does my frontal lobe fully finished developing chat? Does anybody know 24 years old for a guy's right?
Am I trippin or no?
You're still a kid that's what I'm saying bro 25. Yeah once I'm 25 bro. I'm gonna be so much more intelligent
But I know a lot bro.
I know a lot chat.
Like I'm literally, bro I'm very aware bro.
I'm very aware.
Like I can tell someone in the chat right now is taking a dump watching me bro.
He getting hotter bro?
Oh I was just about to raise you.
You cry over a girl?
That's normal.
being human I don't like that you have that Andrew Tay mindset and you're just
like oh you shouldn't cry over a girl bro it's normal to cry crying is good for
you so the fact that you said that just makes me think you're not that
intelligent like I hate when people have that mindset like Jeff let's get it
bro I know hold up I'm just gonna raise you guys up because you guys are
making me feel right now some me some of these rage readers in my chat are
making me feel they're making me feel they're making me feel mad I was made
for this brother daddy is so cute
She's that three-pack it's not a three-pack it's a six-pack
what is it?
what is it?
what is it?
what is it?
what is it?
what is it?
what is it?
what are you?
let's go my
my shaisa brother
I like the way that she grew up
Yeah
I live off your love and my way for you
You say you wouldn't lie to me, I just said that it's true
Yeah
How do I know that she love me baby
Yeah
Yeah
How do I know that she do what you think of me baby
Yeah
Don't you try to tell me baby, I don't understand
Tell me what you need, baby, I'm proud of your demands
What you need?
What you need?
What you need?
See ya!
See ya!
See ya!
Oh, shut up!
Oh!
What is this song, bro?
I don't know, chat.
Chat, what is this song, chat?
Baby what you need?
Baby what you need from me?
Baby what you need from me?
What is this song, chat?
Someone tell me right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Louie.
Wait, why am I playing better when I have more viewers?
Oh my god, it's so weird.
No, Cloud is so weird.
What the hell?
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my! Oh my!
Dude, I might even trolling chat.
Dude, I think that was my inner issue, just having no viewers.
I think that's what made me worse at Fortnite.
Just having no viewers.
And that made my confidence go down more
Because I've been thinking about a chat if there's any therapist in this chat somehow some way I've been streaming for eight years
My life. I'm literally 20 years old standing. I've been streaming since I was 13
so
So that's a big portion of my life, bro
And I didn't have any friends go. I'm not trying to trauma dump you guys
I'm just trying to make you guys understand how I am
I didn't have a lot of friends growing up chat. I don't know if you guys can tell
Yo, I'm just I'm doing something very bad to this kid
Jack could you guys tell that I had no friends growing up?
Oh my god, my brain is just I think it's a Vietnamese coffee
It could be the Vietnamese coffee. It could be me getting view by it. It could be a lot of things, bro
bro even try to hide it no more why would I try to hide it I'm getting
view-botted what can I do about it yo yo chat you're making me mad bro stop
rage meeting me bro it's 2026 bro put your shoes in my box bro or put yourself
in my shoes you build up your stream you have view-botted you might as well
enjoy it bro what else can you do be like oh daddy stop you by me and what
do you want me to do bro I'm gonna get mad you're not being view-botted
you're back in your prime bro you're right bro i'm back in my prime bro
180 three two one go three two one go three two one
go
180 full box hundred hundred eighty hundred get to me
Twitter and I'm crazy, bro. Let's go dude
Can boss type in the chat yo viewbot 36 bro come type in the chat you bought if you bought 36
See you get what you want get what you need see you
Bro, can you die bro? It's 4-0 game just give up
Yo
Did you see my DMs?
I'm going to ask you for advice. Hold up. Check group chat.
I
Jeff took me boss by five
Oh, so now you want to talk in them when I have to want 21,000 viewers, bro
Now you switched up, bro. I asked you to talk in a few days. Go. You're like now
I don't want to play you because you're better than me recently
There's a new thing
Yeah, blue me obviously bro. Why would I spend you seen my expenses in my income?
I can't spend even if I wanted to view by which I would never had or thought about
This is not expense that I could afford right now
You know I'm saying
Yeah, blue me you're just don't fall apart of the rage rate. You got to realize most of these kids watching me or young
They just want to think about it. They're watching me on their monitor and they're like,
AHHHH! He read my message! You know what I mean? That's another thing I want to touch
the topic on. Like, I'm 20 years old now. I'm a grown man. And y'all are watching the
version of me that was 18, 17, 16. And some of you guys still cannot comprehend that I've
changed as a person. And I'm way more mature now. I wouldn't say I'm the most
mature person, but I would say I've definitely matured a lot these past few months to years
or whatever and some of you guys don't understand that some of you guys still have like this idea that
i'm like this guy back in 2023 for box like i'm not that guy anymore you know i'm saying like
like my voice is even deeper now like can you guys not tell yo it was good like my voice is deeper
now bro respect him that's what i'm saying you guys gotta show me some respect bro you understand
me like my voice is deeper now bro bro you sound the same bro you know what we can do we can go
go on tiktok and watch my most popular clip and we can compare the voices okay we
can compare the voices honey honey wait hold up I'm gonna talk normally
Yo, Chinese letters!
Ding but a tier one is too nice!
Ding but a tier one for 34 months, bro.
Fall box!
What do you need?
Fall box!
Fall box!
Fall box!
Fall box!
Fall box!
That's it.
I don't sound the same, Jack.
I literally don't sound the same, bro.
My voice is so much deeper now.
I was gonna talk to you when you left in Wummy Wummy Bro, you look the same.
You shouldn't have said that.
You shouldn't have said that.
You shouldn't have said that.
You really shouldn't have said that.
I wish I had just reached out for 34 months.
You should have said that, boy.
You're back to work now, boy!
Get back to work now, boy!
Alright, who wants to 1-1 token me, bro?
We already robbed $15 off Sins.
Who wants- Who else wants to be the next victim?
Who wants to send me $75 on Cash App
to get a chance to 1-1 Asian Jeff himself
in whatever game mode he wants,
zone worth or box fights,
and get robbed,
cause I'm better than you guys.
If you guys want to do that,
exclamation mark Cash App,
send me $5 on Cash App with your username
and tell me when you're ready to 1-1
and we'll run it up.
Let's get it.
I'll do it for free dude. You're like saying my body your choice, bro
That's not how it works. Yeah, if you guys cannot tell me for free. You guys got a 75 dollars, bro
Jeff we know you bought the box stop lying your manga bro. Go get a pack of Zen bro and take some bro. All right, buddy
Wait, yo did my girl quality you chair. No
Wait, he probably didn't cuz he's watching you know
I'm sorry that you didn't call Grinch.
I didn't call Grinch, stay bro.
It's all good bro.
We're in the same boat.
I will be honest for you, for how much you grinded, I don't know how you didn't call.
I'm not trying to be that guy, I didn't even grind the game at all.
I only played 2 days of scrim session and all I had to do was kill Electro in height
and I would have called Grinch.
Or all I had to do was have Miboshi not sell me and I would have called the Grand Super.
Try thinking about it, I would literally be in Grand Finals right now if I had just killed
Electronite or pumped him harder.
Oh my god bro.
actually moving in how does it feel bro it doesn't feel good you want to know
how I actually feel this is a weird feeling feel we balance you but I feel I
feel confused disillusioned perplexed I feel perplexed
But I'm also used to it because I know how the industry and switch works
It's very cloud-fest. Let's just like stable chat. You all know when I fell off, bro
I asked they don't know the third vice
And he was saying the same thing like twitch is all a cloud-fest, bro
You know, they used to have they used to call Jason the wing Asian Jeff now they call me Jason the wing
You know I'm saying so it's like
you got to understand how to
Distinguish the both both that differently you gotta know real life and
Shimming because there's more to life than just streaming and a lot of these streamers including myself gets so entangled. I
Know I just said a fancy word a lot of these streamers gets so wrapped up into the streaming world
That becomes their identity
But who are you really without streaming?
You know I'm saying that's something I'm so trying to figure out
Because I've been so, I don't know y'all noticed, I've been shimming since I was 13.
I've been doing this for seven years of my life and I don't know who I am without
shimming, which is very scary to think about. But I'm also 20 years old, so
there's a lot of self-discovery there. Bro, is black? I'm not black. I'm Asian.
Yo chat, I'm waiting for a token has anyone sent me on cash at
If shimming is your power, what are you about it? No, I'll be honest here. It's it's definitely it's definitely a very I
Have a lot of status
Like I will tell you that I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you guys like
But my power about shirming is like I love doing the gym. I love cooking. I
Love touching my dogs like petting them and stuff. I love going on walks. I love having nature
Love journaling. I
Just love doing stuff. I love feeling good about
Taking out the trash like the other day like yesterday. I took out the trash. I
Love working towards something. I always am out and going and I always love doing stuff. I used to be anti-social
but now I'm a lot better at that and
I'm a lot better at not being anti-social
You know I'm saying
cooking rice bro oh yeah bro I'm being human bro it's just it's it's called
being human chart it's normal
this is low key a good method most people will come back if they see you a lot
of viewers no it's not mine yo why do you guys think I view body myself you
guys gotta be trolling me bro there's no way you guys actually think I'm the
one behind this there's no way there's zero way yo this smart guy bro holy yeah
bro guys I'm not behind this bro I feel like I'm getting framed or no for
something I didn't do I feel like yo cue the game I was waiting for a token it's
all good we went up we went and we went I just I'm waiting for the viewers to
I want to see how many beers I have about the bots um
What's it called
On some real stuff like this is not me yapping
I'm very like I'm very expressive like for someone that's first watching me like one thing
Yeah, I gotta one thing you got to realize about me is I'm a very expressive man
very self-aware and
That's not a lot of people are not like me. You know me like
Okay, I just dropped I just dropped 500 years
Now I deaf don't time out anyone out you can ask blue me what to do. He's a he's my manager
If you time out the people that are saying I'm view by you're just gonna give them what they want. So just
Just ask blue me what to do
me personally, I think we just got to embrace it and
and
Wait till it passes. I don't know how long there. I don't know how long the view box gonna last
so
We got to just embrace it
You know
That's just what we got to do bro
Do we add a command do you guys want me add a command exclamation mark VBOT so you guys know I
Think the command will go something along the line
Whoever's bottom will eventually turn it off.
How does it work though?
Like is it like, is it like a machine or something or how does a, how does the mechanic
of the work just pin a message?
All right, I got you.
I'm getting view bodied.
I'm not behind this.
Save agent Jeff.
Boom.
I'ma pin that.
That's a good message to pin.
Hashtag save asianjab.
I'm a victim.
I'm a victim.
They victimized me.
Not sure exactly, but whatever it happens,
Lacey, Ron and them, it turns off shortly after.
Wait, so you're telling me they viewbot all the time?
How much does Ron and Lacey actually get without viewbots?
Bro, I'm not lying.
It's like for those type of streamers,
like it's looking hard to tell if they're getting viewbotted.
Cause think about it, when you get actual,
a lot of viewers, they get viewbotted,
but they don't know that they get viewbotted
because they're so big.
So is it really a viewbot?
If you're getting viewbotted when you're famous and big,
let that sink in.
All the time they don't viewbotted.
Yeah, I know they don't.
It's not common.
Well, whoever's doing it, it's gotta be like
Jeff Bezos or something, right?
RawDogMe, please.
Ron got from 20K to 100K.
We made it, Jeff.
Oh my God.
Chad.
We made it, bro.
I just realized, bro, time depth is back.
Someone make a TikTok of this.
Time depth is back.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Time Jeff is back!
Yo Boomi, make a tiktok of this.
Boomi, what do you mean the clips of the car was not good yesterday?
it's got pissed me off bro but again that I read the clips of the angles not
good yesterday I still think it would be an amazing clip like he actually
honked at me he honked at me when I was when I was waiting for a two-way road
I
Boom me hurry. Oh
Boom me by the way
I'm gonna be doing an IRL boxing segment today. I need a head out by 3 30 it takes like 20 minutes to get there
So I should probably head out at like three
I'm gonna show you my training because I was cuz he was I was gonna do at 11 45 a.m
And I don't use the train on the weekends, but I was gonna do at 1145 a.m. I forgot to send you he said
He said you know what let's just wait so we don't rush it and he said let's do 345
So I figured I might as well keep streaming I
Figured I might as well keep streaming
And just stream the whole day. What do you think about that shred is it good or is it optimal is it not optimal?
You're not watching grants. I'll watch grants probably after I am I do want to hit legs and abs today again
Cuz blue me said that I'm very moody when I don't hit the gym chat y'all y'all ask my
Viewers that actually watch me all the time. Do y'all think I'm moody when I don't hit the gym firework before I start my stream. I
Think he's right bro
You got a camera man, bro. No, I don't have a camera man
But my mics should be charged my phone's hardening right now
100% do you know why I'm moody when I when I don't hit the gym before I go
life it's cuz I don't feel like accomplished right is that why it's
just bro I'm not lying the world's a very strange place bro there's a lot of
there's a lot of life is weird bro life is really weird how can I start going
gym and be disciplined like you you just have to want it bad though that's
how it is and everything like like I didn't want a stream bro but then I had a
financial meeting right and
yo yo boomie can you find someone to help me fix my printer cuz I'm looking
my shimmer now and I actually am screen tearing bro you know any shimmer
sure people that know how to have a good settings on IRL toolkit because if I
use twitch right I won't have screen care but every every time I use IRL
toolkit I have screen care
pissed on ninja yeah but you look so good now Krillin are you trolling or
be for real. Read the pinned comment, you special person. You gotta be ragevating, there's
no way you're this special. Miho. Jeff cares about money, he's slow? Bro, I know Krillin
is not slow bro, he's gotta be ragevating. See, like sometimes I can't tell. Asian
shop bro? Yo, yo call me on discord right now and show me your six pack. Krillin,
I'm gonna disco right now and show me your six pack.
I know you're a chug bro.
You're level 400 in the game.
I know you're a chug.
Jeff is prime.
Oh my God, you guys make me feel so disgusted bro.
Chat, you guys gotta stop saying this word prime.
It's actually like the biggest,
it's like the biggest,
like it's just like a,
it's like a ick for me bro,
like you guys got to stop saying it bro
Jeff is Jeff all right your bands wait how did he ban him in FS get the boss
subs yo just kidding yeah so what I was saying right like someone were asking
how do you be discipline in gym like you have to just want to bet it's like
everything in life like like I didn't want to shame because I got the
Motivated but like one thing that someone gave me is like start like a shriek
Like I've been shooting for 14 days in a row and it's been like it's what's keeping me going
Just starting a shriek. That's helps a lot. I
Have a goal right?
Like you say you want to go to the gym. What do you want? What do you want to do?
Do you want to build muscle? Do you want to lean like?
You could do both obviously, but like
Having a visualized going mine will help you a lot knowing where you want to be in life
right? Like for me, I want to knock out Jason Malino on June 6. So that's what's keeping
me going. I'm training every day. I'm doing my cardio. I'm eating right. And that's the
goal that sometimes it's very easy for a lot of people to get distracted because of social
media now. Like you lose your sight of your goal. But if you have your why and you know
why you're doing it, it will be everything. It will be motivation. It will be everything.
The motivation is just it's just when you start
It gets you started, but what are you gonna have after that motivation?
Nothing
So that's why I would recommend getting like a whiteboard and
Writing down why am I doing what I'm what I'm doing?
Right why am I for me? Why am I doing three mile runs?
One-mile run day in 30-minute starmaster on top of a working out and boxing training.
Why?
Because I want to knock out Jason the Wien.
Why am I prioritizing my sleep at 12.15 and sticking to my schedule like a resume?
Because I want to knock out Jason the Wien.
Because recovery, right?
Why am I shooting for 14 days in a row so that I can make money and not go broke
by June?
Right?
am I trying to hit up join me and do a dual collection with her so that I could use her
for content because she's a girl like I don't want to be honest but I'm a honest guy
die
edit
Double it the box what you put it put the bullet
Six up with it
Where is he my eyes are hurting?
Yo
Twitter with the freaking five gifted bro. I
Appreciate you, bro. Do one of my passions bro. Thank you, bro
One of my passions. I love helping people out, bro
I love I love giving the reason I'm so good at giving advice is because I don't take that advice
That's why I have such good advice
Like you guys so like I don't want you guys like I want to grow like the ultimate goal in life, bro
For me is getting better, bro
Like my goal might change as I grow up
But like right now is getting them better, bro every single day. I know it sounds cringe, but like I
I think of myself as like an anime character that adapts. You know what I'm saying?
No matter what I go through I'm still gonna wake up every day. Thanks to God. You know what I mean? Like
That's another thing like you don't get
You we're so we're so we take our life for granted like you could die tomorrow in
You're dead like that's why like
You got to make every day count you feel me
You feel me y'all feel me
You know what I'm saying, alright good talk bro, I love talking to the wall bro.
Do you have 49 or money bro?
That's a hard question, I mean that's an easy question, money bro, 49 is fun bro, but
if you're doing it from the start of things, it's money bro, but I don't, I'm better
with my finances now, because I have a picture, like before I would just, I would
just like now I like consider what I spend my money on I'm still kind of bad
at sometimes but like before I would just buy anything I want like now I'm
like I set a budget for myself $200 a week I spent only you know I mean like I
have every week I have a financial meeting I go over my finances and that
keeps me going that's also another thing like having a group of people
around you is a very important thing you feel what I'm saying I'm done yapping bro
I'm done yapping bro I'm not gonna help you guys if you guys don't want to help
yourself bro holy y'all right on moon bro come box me in L.A. W talk bro no
someone does anybody in chat know anyone that can fix my screen tear I want
to make my stream look better because anybody no
this was crazy yo why do I have 22,000 viewers and this and the chats moving
20 miles per hour. Get hyped chat! Let's go!
Hold on, hold on. I know how to make my chat get hyped. We gotta play some EDM.
what's that disco music bro that met Maria what's that Hispanic shimmer Maria do you
guys know that shimmer Maria Marine tell ya Marine tell ya Marine tell ya
Yeah, Marina tell ya.
You know that Twitch streamer chat?
You don't know that Twitch streamer chat.
Like why am I even asking girl?
Show six pack?
I'll show six pack after I win this game, alright?
I got a deal for you guys.
Pumpflifters?
Your girl's Twitch name.
Oh.
No, it's not.
It's not my girl's Twitch name.
That's crazy you have that in your mindset Maria and tell you
Yo chow I'll run down my six pack of this room
Where is he what it is oh
No way!
Damn, Jeff, why you look so fine?
Jeff, how you look so good?
Holy, your glove is so tough.
Y'all appreciate you guys, man.
Thank you guys so much, man.
Yo, Jeff, how do you one of the best Fortnite players?
And you have 25,000 viewers right now?
Holy, I want to be like you when I grow up.
You have 25,000 viewers.
You're so sexy.
You're Asian.
You're rich.
You bought a house at 18 years old.
It's worth $1.2 million.
You could buy everybody and never mind.
Dude chat, why y'all being weird, bro?
Stop, bro!
Stop flexing on me, bro!
W fake chat.
That's not a fake chat.
That's what someone actually said.
That's what someone actually said.
Yo, Jeff, why you got 26,000 viewers
and your chat's moving at 20 miles per hour?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
It's getting really weird.
Why do I have 26,000 viewers and my chat's moving at 20 miles per hour?
I really, I could not tell you. I could not tell you.
Wait, who won EU chat?
Ten trillion cash out.
Alright, I got you guys.
Is that your ex that is botting?
Yo, why did I just do this 4,000 viewers?
And you've drowned into my heart
You might become so numb
You're the last soul
You're still sleeping so low
I'll call until you'll find
That I need you
I
Loose all my 24,000 viewers
Imagine I lose all my 24,000 viewers.
That would be crazy.
That would be insane.
Yo, Asian Jeff, why are you looking so good lately?
sleep diet 10,000 steps a day someone just invited me and self-promoted his
twitch and spread my 23,000 viewers your bands do it with my time in your band
a box 180 200 they're dead
24,000 viewers and your chance moving at 2,000 miles per hour I know bro
Chad is moving mad faster now bro
Yo, my chat's moving mad faster now, bro
Agent Jeff I want to look as good as you bro. You can't you can't nobody can look as good as me
I'm literally one of a kind bro. You gotta look as good at yourself, bro
Like Chad y'all y'all can't get this physique from to like I'm too voted, bro
What?
Yo, how can you look so good man, I don't know
Yo, that would have been a 100. This gun is do-do water, dude.
Sometimes I realize you could just hold a wall.
Like, you see that? You see that? I'm zero ping! And then if he takes it, will he take this one? No, he won't.
And then you can make another box, alright? And then you pop and make it, get some ATO,
And then you hold the wall, right?
You hold the wall?
Hold it again, right?
You're gonna fizz a little bit, right?
You're gonna fizz a little bit.
You're gonna fizz, fizz, fizz.
You're gonna hold the wall again,
because you're zero ping.
See, you can't take your wall
because you're zero ping, you live in Dallas.
Sometimes I edit too fast,
but then I realize I'm zero ping
and I can use my ping.
And now, because I'm holding my wall,
now he's gonna try to fight me, right?
Look at him, look at him, look at him.
You're gonna take the wall, right?
I'm gonna run to the side.
I'm gonna hold this wall too, right?
I'm gonna hold this wall.
And then, boom!
All right check, I'm ending my shroomer.
I don't even care bro.
I'm ending my shroomer for this bro.
I don't care if I have 0.000 viewers or not.
I don't care I'm ending my shroomer for these.
You guys can call me ungrateful but I don't care bro.
I'm ending my shroomer for these.
I don't care crap.
I'm betting everybody my checks.
Check your band.
Your band, your band, your band, your band.
Your band.
Check your band.
bro but do you guys have the pin message or you guys just brain dead wait
someone remove the pin message bro who removed the pin message on the top who's
the culprit in the stream
You didn't pin it for the rest of the shroom.
Oh, I'm the culprit.
My bad.
How's my energy today, gloomy?
I had to give him this iced coffee.
Is my energy good today or no?
Am I like ADHD energetic?
yesterday I was a little bit upset I will be honest to you until I had that gym
shrimp at night I had that gym shrimp at night and then I had like 20 kids come
up to me and that made my day and then I got mad when this guy honked at me and
now I'm good look at calm I posted any of you alright bro look at it after
game bro. I got you buddy. Yeah when I close my eyes it hurts. That's not good. I need
to get that chat for sure. Because I have gaming glasses too. You're banned. Chat you
You just made him miss that shot.
You're dead.
Almost there.
Think a little harder.
What do you say?
Jason, though, we stole your destiny, bro.
Jason didn't steal my destiny, bro.
Dude, why do you guys think having, like, a lot of viewers is such a big accomplishment?
That's what I get to say, though.
Like, you guys actually just care all...
I understand from the viewer standpoint that you all want to see me do good.
But more money doesn't even happen this girl
More cloud doesn't mean happiness none of it matters
You know I'm saying yes it does I mean yeah you get more
You get more money more expensive more cloud and you get but it doesn't mean anything
What's being happy to me can be different for you
For me it could be something as simple as touching a dog that you haven't seen for five
months that could give you happiness or it could mean going on walks, getting in nature.
It doesn't mean money.
You guys are only, you guys think money makes you happy but in the Bible it says having
more and more, you're just gonna be empty bro.
It doesn't matter bro.
You're lying?
No, I will be honest. You having more money does make your life easier, but it doesn't make you happy
Because when you have more money you want more and more and more and more
Now it's not my moral compass it's not based on the Bible. It's it's what I think of life
I don't nobody has it figured out so don't take what I say like oh, that's how you have to think
That's just how I think
I'm not trying to make you I'm not trying to make you guys change your thoughts
I'm trying. I'm just trying to be honest like how I feel like
Like that's just how it is bro. You always want more and more and more and more until you're never satisfied
This is how females are
So I am
When I when I'm in my first million I
Wanted more money
But then I realized it won't make me happy
Humans are greedy bro. That's how it is bro. It's natural for it to be greedy
No mouse is
Oh no, no daddy
Yeah, that's just how I am more money more proms. That's what Jake said it
broke some of y'all got right these rappers though like they speak facts in
their lyrics bro more money more proms especially for me when I really when I
had more money what did that make me do that made me spend more money and
And now I owe money to the IRS.
Cause I didn't know how to account for taxes.
And you could say, oh, that's because you're dumb.
You didn't, like, bro.
That's a lot of things, bro.
Like money will give you more problems, bro.
Believe it or not.
There's always going to be problems and problems, bro.
This is how it is.
But even now, I'm getting viewbodies
And you guys are saying, I'm a view butter.
That's a problem right there.
But what can I do to fix it?
I can pin a message and say I'm a victim.
You know what I mean?
Problems, bro, are always in your life.
Do you have no problems, bro?
I don't know.
You just say it.
You just go at it, I guess, but you're always
problems in life.
Like, for example, I ran out of Oikos yogurt.
That's a problem.
I have to go to a grocery store now and make another trip
and spend my time there.
Then I get oracles over it but instead of spending my time there I could be live and making more money
What's the problem?
Another thing like you guys aren't gonna be happy for me because I'm getting view-botted you guys can't be happy for me
But you can't always make everybody happy
Bro, yo my yapper bro. I'm a yapper bro
My bad, let me
I NEED SET IT!
Let's go bro! Like, bro.
I just love talking a lot, bro.
I just really love talking a lot.
That's one of my passes down in life.
I'm dead.
Waking me up inside.
You gotta be high, bro.
I'm not high, chat.
You trust me, you don't wanna see when I'm high, bro.
When I'm high, I'm too goofy, bro.
I'm way too goofy.
Want any?
Boomie, you can't, like I can't help it, bro.
That's just how I am now.
There's too many drones, bro.
I need to be informed.
I need to be informed.
You cry when you're high?
um sometimes but I don't be getting high like that I don't be drugs
you want to be honest to you I probably got high like two times in my life
la la la
you played the jing-si tournament now bro if you wasn't invited don't ask to
go. He wasn't invited. Don't ask. Uh oh. And. Invites. That's in the air. Oh shoot. Oh
shoot. No man. That's a real channel. Wake me up inside. Wake me up inside. You may do
one kill one blinker no bro I don't do drugs bro I'm locked in I can't I can't
do drugs and it's just I don't like doing drugs it's not good I don't like
drinking I don't like smoking I don't like what else what else is do I do people
do I don't like none of that it's not my that's not my lingo just give up
boy get back to work now boy
peptides okay peptide I do do but that's not like that's not a bad thing
bro
I'm crazy bro let's go baby let's go baby yeah daddy yeah acorn yeah
I ain't calling you like that
Can you do high ground retakes we just from the earth bro, dude that is the biggest cope I've ever heard
That I remember Lacey saying that bro. He's just coping so he gets smoke, bro
Dude, I just throw I don't bra. I'm not gonna get to that topic because it's controversial like
If you want to smoke go ahead and smoke pros your body your choice, bro. I don't care
You know, this guy's trying too hard. I need to put him down hundred full box
Water pissed on say a day pissed on
Say a chat
Pistons
Yo viewbot 365 are you in chat get to work boy you bought 365 get to work boy
That's a quote from the famous stoner movie
Okay, we could be from the earth bro, but I was still when I smoke
Guys I got head awesome. I have an hour and then I need to do that our robots and sure
bro bots out here bro I know bro they're hot they're creeping in me bro
all right I gotta do my daily ritual chat since I just won a game
It starts with love
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I'm designed to try to explain it to time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Walk to count down to the end of the day
The clock takes life away
It's so fun
Yo!
Don't chat, you guys can't see my print, right?
Oh my god, you guys can't see it
go go go he jack not gonna lie I know bro what happens so many people in the
stream bro I'm just back bro prime Jeff is back bro prime Jeff is back chat let's
go let's go look at calm all right I'm looking at calm I'm looking at calm
I see what you mean. Oh my god, I saw this on TikTok. I saw this on TikTok, bro.
This made me tear up, bro, but I don't know why he made it like that.
I saw that, bro.
That was when I cursed, bro. I'm not a cursor anymore.
That's my friend that clipped you dead dead a wait in game or that takes off
Yeah, blew up, bro
I'll do I do this thing where I like going to talk and I just searched up Asian Jeff and I just I don't know
This is a narcissistic symptom or whatever. I just love looking at myself, bro
I love myself so much, dude
It's bad, bro. I can't be analyzing myself like that
I do yeah, I just like bro sometimes. I'm just like damn
I'm big now. You know I mean like I have a six pack, bro. I
Love it, bro. I love myself a lot
Yo viewers looking low today. I know bro. We have 24,000 viewers the other the other second bro. We have 22,000 number
Yo chat, can we please get more viewers row like dude? Why do we only have 22,000 viewers? This is actually bad, bro
And why is my chat moving at 20 miles per hour?
This is bad looks bro. Everybody starts spamming in the chat
Start sending in the chat
low yo yo yo w we are a lot we
We
I love you Jeff. Oh, aren't you so sweet?
You're titties.
Chad, what's the most underrated Drake song that y'all have known?
Hey, there's almost 1k real people.
That's lit.
Yeah, dude.
super lit dude
TSU, no that's the one that's like yo
Louisiana
Texas
I want to say hi
I'm a little radio
Chai I need like a good Drake song that's like underrated that someone played the other day but I forgot where they were playing it
Not gonna lie once you lock in you'll actually back see that's crazy that you didn't say that cuz I am locked in bro I
Got a six pack. I've been shooting for 13 days in a row. I
Wouldn't even be streaming right now if I wasn't locked in I'd be my girls house doing nothing
But I'm out here streaming bro
I'm out here doing cardio
180 full box
I'm gay
I'm deathy
I'm so gay for track I love penis in my butt. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh
Yeah, baby
my bad
Bot of the Views! Dude, you could have just said View of the Bots, dude. Yo, chat! Give
me a good Drake song right now.
Yonza!
Pistol brother! Yonza! Wait, double revolver to make a chair now?
Type one of double revolvers the method
Listen to nothing old PC and millions is actually a good song
Nope, this is not the method. This is not the method. We are not the method brother
Over my dead body dude. That was such a good song
I'm listening to that
I
Jumped
The money speaking for itself I call it fortune tell fire top from a bitch that work at corporate cell
YAH!
Chucheli Bouchon gonna skin out of Quarchen Vell
break your nose, they try to kill him but the boy prevails
I leave for ch-
Chet, what about this song?
This song is tough.
Stop.
This song reminds me of, like, you could die any day, bro.
It's like, it's the one of the- it is, it is, like, like, damn, bro.
I'm really HINN type B, you feel me?
I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm so gay.
What do you guys think about the song, bro?
It's a tough song, right?
I'll just put you guys on.
What?!
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Tyler, Tyler, goaded.
Alright, what about this song?
What about this song?
How y'all feel when you play this song?
Cause I feel like
That's how I feel when I play that song!
Alright, good talk chat.
Like, oh my god, bro.
It's just having a good time too, man.
my god oh I need this bro listen to night by Frank Ocean now you low-key buff
you know what that means when you say low-key right that means I didn't get
bigger because you should have said damn Jeff you big as hell can someone in
chat say yo Jeff you big as hell bro everybody says bro you low-key cute you
low-key buff. That means I'm chocked, bro. That means I'm chocked.
Where is my my... I hate this guy with my passion.
Listen, we are the people that actually fire.
You located my- remind me of my brother's kid?
That's impossible.
You small as hell.
What's my name?
Let's see if you got the real viewers in the chat.
What's my first and my last name?
Don't shoot.
Let me know in the chat what you guys think.
missing a headlight in my drake room I'll listen to that song when I actually
make any life cuz then the comeback story will be told to my kids bro
oh no
Don't mess me, Mr.Luz.
Don't mess me, Mr.Luz.
Whoa, what the...
Jin Wu.
Jeffrey Dahmer.
Bat 201.
Reporting for order.
BOT 201 reporting for order. Yo BOT 367 are you in the chat?
That's my one right there. Let's go baby. We're back
We're back. We're back. We're back. It's all good
We chat are back
Yo, why do I only have 20,000 viewers bro? Can we get it up to 25,000 bro?
long say cheers x100 yo wags think of it a hundred bits bro yo chat why do we only
have 19 subs I have 20,000 viewers can we get 100 gifted you guys think I
shouldn't for free bro this is actually pathetic bro like I don't go live
every day shooting for free like you guys should give me at least 100 subs
or else I'm not gonna show you one genuinely bro holy bro you guys
Ashley just gave me so many.
Long fake cheaters, X100.
Like, oh my god!
Chad, you just got me killed.
Yo, why'd I just drop down 3,000 viewers?
I know what I need to do to get my viewers back.
Alright, let me check how many viewers we got.
Nice, we got a thousand extra viewers.
Guys, I'm going to tell you guys something, okay?
Type one if you guys are ready to see what I have to tell you.
10 gifted minimum.
All right guys, I really bad news
Nice we're back to 22,000 viewers, okay now that the now that there's 22,000 people in my stream I
Waited myself this morning
And I was 136 pounds
Check out I don't know if that's good or bad. I'm losing a lot of weight
I'm a hundred thirty six pounds share. I'm small bro
I'm really small
Maybe I'm the best girl
Maybe I'm the baddest you mean to kilograms real no, I mean pounds
You're short. That's not that bad. I think no because I'm fighting Jason the lean
And I think he's like 150 so he's 20 extra pounds of me
So I don't know that's good or bad
You guys get what I'm saying?
You got that.
Are you J.C.
This song's tough!
What's the cure?
x100
Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac
Oh, Jeff will pump the monitor?
Guac Z tier x100
Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac Guac
You got that!
got that I almost did punch my monitor yesterday but that's not an expense I
could afford right now like I said chat I'm projected to go broke on June bro so
if I don't make it by June bro we're gonna have to sell the house we're gonna
have to sell the house we're gonna have to sell the house or final resort we're
gonna have to file bankruptcy chat what happens when you file bankruptcy does
Does that mean every day that you owe is just gone?
Or like what does that mean?
Because bro think about it, your life is more important than money bro.
So technically you could file bankruptcy and not owe any money.
Think about it bro.
Um, what do you think Lance?
Are you in the chat?
That's the worst worst worst worst case scenario right?
Bro.
boy bro well we can always file bankruptcy bro damn Jeff you on the
rides again not just in viewers but in something else like I'm not even gonna
lie I've been getting a hell of boners lately bro
Yo Lance, can you explain it bro?
What happens when you file bankruptcy?
I actually don't know.
Do I stop owing money to the IRS if I file bankruptcy?
But they take all my stuff?
Like do I still have my A-Makes part if I file bankruptcy and then I can open order
food. You know what? I'm just gonna ask ChachiBt. Someone's targeting my bro. Someone's out
to get me bro. Yo what's good ChachiBt? Can you hear me?
I can hear you perfectly. What's on your mind though?
Alright listen, if I go broke and I fall bankruptcy, what's the benefits of it?
Filing for bankruptcy is a serious step, but it can offer a fresh start in tough situations.
The main benefits? It can discharge many of your debts, pause credit or harassment,
and stop things like wage garnishments or lawsuits.
That said, it also impacts your credit and assets.
So it's something you'd want to explore carefully
with a professional.
Okay, okay.
So that's like my final resort, right?
If I go broke, right?
Exactly.
It's typically a last resort
when other options to manage debt aren't workable.
It's there to help when you're truly overwhelmed.
But before that, there are often other strategies.
Budgeting, restructuring debt,
or working with a financial advisor.
If it ever comes to that point though,
it's a legal tool designed to give you a path forward.
Okay, what if I have 20 viewers when I turn 21?
If you've got 20 viewers and then turn 21,
nothing changes in any for me since.
We're just a year older.
If you mean it's a milestone for your content or goals,
you can celebrate that progress and maybe set new goals.
Age doesn't define your momentum,
your passion and consistency do.
Keep building at them.
Mm, you spit ain't charging me, because I like that.
I just gotta keep working hard
until my hair falls out, right? It turns gray?
Is that what you're talking about?
Not quite.
I'm definitely not suggesting working yourself to the point of gray hairs or burnout.
The real aim is to keep working hard, but smart.
Okay, so I have to work like boomy 16 hours a day and get no sleep.
Not at all.
Working nonstop with no sleep is a recipe for burnout.
Balance is key.
You can be dedicated and still get rest, stay healthy, and enjoy the journey.
Sustainable growth comes from smart effort and self-care.
No need to go sleepless.
Hurt! Hurt!
Get the meat, Chaz!
Go on! Let's go, bruh!
Chaz, you think you sound fine?
Yo, yo, Chaz, you think my- my Chaz said you sound fine as hell.
Well, I'm glad the vibe is good.
I'm just here to keep things real and help you out.
Yo Gina with a prime for two months I'm real slow?
Wait, who in the chat is the boss and who is a real person?
Who boxed?
Who are you?
I'm just a pro.
Preaching you brother.
I am real.
Yo chat, should I sell my house to buy a Lamborghini like quick scroll or not?
What?
You're a pro.
I don't know how to do that.
That's good.
That's maybe what I'm making, make it bro.
4 o'clock in about 367 texting right now I'm a boy as well no you're not no
stop trolling chat you bought 1345th reporting for duty our straps enabled
mmm I don't know you're gonna have to ask someone else do you want me to
redirect you to another person in the full night chat I'm gonna be farming a
tree right now one two three four farming tree has been
Successful time to look for enemy
Pissing myself for the effect enemy spotted locking on three two one
Enemy on my wall
Turning on the eyes any
energy. Just keep enjoying yourself, but remember to balance.
Bless me up, big boy.
Yo, Chajun team, my eyes hurt, and I don't want to be a shimmer. What do I do?
If your eyes are hurting, the first step is to give them a break. Step away from screens,
maybe even try some eye drops if needed. As for not wanting to stream, it's totally fine
to shift directions. Think about what excites you, whether it's something creative, offline,
or another type of work. You can absolutely explore what feels right and I'm here if you
want to brainstorm ideas. Chat, you can teach. I like my fingernails. What do I do?
Biting your nails is a habit a lot of people deal with, often tied to stress or boredom.
One approach is to keep your hands busy, like using a stress ball or fidget.
You could also try a bit or tasting nail coding to discourage biting,
But ultimately, recognizing when you're doing it...
NOOOOOO!
...self will help over it.
Get out of my car, boy!
Yo, chat.
Um, what are the best ways to relieve stress?
Should I...
...get a massage for $300?
Or for $150 to treat myself?
Or should I not evolve in my budget?
And I'm not just talking about any type of massage.
I'm talking about a happy ending massage.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
Yo, I'm just- I'm joking, I'm joking.
Yeah, I gotta stop, I gotta stop. Happy ending? No, that's not legal, bro. That is not legal.
I can just get a happy ending from one of my loved ones.
Um, the sacks, bro. Um, I don't want to say anything. I have a very intimate guy in my
chat supervising me right now. We gotta be very careful with what we say.
I'm nervous. I'm really nervous right now. I'm scared. I'm scared bro. Goon bro, it helped me? No, we haven't goon in three years.
We have not goon in three years. I think it's about going two now. Guys, I could take the easy route and I could goon, but that's very bad for you.
We do not do.
We could, I think the best way to release stress for me, ethically, ethically, is um,
sauna, um, sauna, sleeping, watching an invincible episode, and, and a massage.
Massage is $150 just for myself and that's not an expense I can afford right now
So can I please get a hundred gifted in chat? I know some y'all are rich right now
So give me a hundred gifted so I could go yo
I'll make you guys limited time deal
If someone gets me a hundred gifted right now
I will add you on for night and follow you on Instagram and I will go get massage a hundred fifty dollar massage today
Just to treat myself
one hour facial one hour
one hour facial one hour back massage you watch the latest episode bro yes sir i have watched the
latest episode um of invincible a lot of people are saying it's kind of kind of wack and stuff
i don't think it's wack you know i'm not a picky guy and stuff i know my voice is deep right now
chat relax I'm not a picky guy but it is a good episode numbers after fighting
Jason the ween I'm knocking out Jason I'm knocking him out I'm not usually a
cocky guy but I am knocking out Jason the ween he will not be able to beat me
I've been training very hard
I promise you that boy
That boy is not like I'm knocking him up like when I'm in the ring, bro like we're not friends bro
Me and Jason we're not friends when I'm in the ring
We can get some food after after the fight, but we're not friends
Sigma Ligma, yeah.
Yeah, you guys gotta be AI, bro. You guys gotta be AI.
You guys gotta be AI, bro.
You guys gotta be AI, bro.
Jason's body looks so good. You're a grown man saying that. Let that sink in.
Yo, AsianJab, holy macro, bro.
I don't macro.
Let's scroll or pick up.
Um, chat.
You made it?
I hate you guys, bro.
Jeff, just take a compliment, bro.
Like, shut up!
You know what you did to me bro?
These past few years sharp?
You left me in the dust.
Now look at you.
Now you're coming back to me like a good boy you are.
You know how much mental damage you've done to my brain?
I don't think you guys quite understand.
You did this to me.
You made me the way I am.
And now I have a six pack.
Fix the damn screen sharing bro!
I'm trying to clip on bro!
Oh my god dude!
I'm working on that!
I'm trying to get someone to...
I made a tweet.
of my twitter and let me know if you know anyone that can fix my screen share man
yo chop chop bro just say you want me bro i know how give me your viewers give me your
viewers like this is a great a talk mother in your viewers in your viewers
Pissed on ninjas.
Slow and steady.
Take it off.
Slow.
Are you guys ready?
Are you guys ready?
I'm gonna clip from right now.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill you.
Fuck!
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh yeah, going up!
Oh shoot.
Thank you for that. I needed that.
Oh shoot! He's hurrying me! I must pop a big fire!
I'm about to pop the big pot!
I'm about to pop the big pot!
Accelerating mode on! Turning on!
Wall!
Side move! Wall!
100!
One box!
Do it!
Oh no!
It's getting close!
I must win!
Oh no!
In the... Electronite! Electronite!
Why did I just lose viewers?
Why did I just lose viewers?
I just won the game.
Jason built the shorter brother brother
Are you kidding me?
Cool, you smack that we got let me react to this real quick
Really, she's like what is this? I'm gonna react to this real quick. No, I gotta react to this. No, I gotta react to this
What is this kid saying?
Our previous list that we created way back when
I
Should we add to this way back
Why did he put me as five six
Yeah, I'm literally six one. So yeah
So me versus Jeff
That's a fight right there, I'm gonna be murdering the fuck out of Jeff
Man, I feel bad for Jeff, but it's not my first fight.
Yeah, hopefully Jeff, honestly, Jeff, I will pay for your trainer, oh god, I will pay for your trainer.
Me!
Brother, I'm already one step ahead of you.
I'm already one step ahead of you, brother.
I already been playing for a trainer.
I appreciate it, bro.
I mean, I'll take the money, bro.
But I already been playing, bro.
I'm one step ahead of you.
You think this is gonna be an easy fight, Jason?
It's not.
It's not gonna be easy fight. I promise you bro
You are you are not
Bro, I promise you Jason you were not beating me up, bro
Like Jason check more active it doesn't matter if it's just more active in my chat. He's not beating me, bro
I don't know who you think he is he's not beating me
I feel bad for him afterwards, pal, I'm like,
do me.
But, yeah, we got that locked in.
Eight, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two,
three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two,
bro, clip, bro, I have another clip, bro, that I downloaded.
Bro, we gotta make an edit after I beat him up, okay?
Hold up.
I just leaked my credit card.
Use this clip, do me when I beat him up,
or you could do like a little gray screen,
like kind of like this, like,
all real G, let me try to show you,
ROG
Like do like a little gray screen of him saying that and
Then go into the fight of me just knock him out. You know I'm saying
Like hold up. Let me find the all right like something like this. I got dropped today, bro
That's right guys, like do a gray screen of like of like him saying that right and
then
Just do like a crazy edit and just show me knocking them out. Okay?
That's a crazy clip right there
But look at look at this other clip that I downloaded the other day
This is my motivation track Jeff we are not editing you
Oh my goodness, bro
If I'm taking hooks in it over his from veggie. Oh my goodness
Keep talking bro. I want that battle over the fucking
Monsters all right, I'm right keep talking
I want that okay, you know what?
Not wanted. I'm a low key. Keep talking around want that bro. I actually want that
Hold up Chinese shot box real quick. Give me a second check
I like you a- I like you a-
VE-5VTA just subscribe.
Yooo!
VE!
Thank you for the Prima Zyma!
Okay chat, I gotta go to my box machining.
Um...
Let me see my sharers I speak.
What's good Jeffrey was good bro
Trying to go to my training
Baby I'm the baddest girl let me see how much better my phone has
But we are drafted training chair I have a training class at 330
Okay, 100% mic'd up.
Should I rock this fit?
For the training class or no?
Nah, I don't think so.
Jason's watching bro?
Jason's watching Jack?
Tell him to watch this.
I just want to play with you, so I play, like please, I play, like it's true, but I changed the game with the radio, so you got into the game
Come watch that sit down boy
I gotta take a dump, bro.
Chad, I gotta take a dump.
Wait, can you actually tell them to pay for my training?
Is he still watching me?
Ask versus pilot.
Chad, is he still watching me?
Um, a dad versus go live button.
Why about a person from the last class?
Dad versus go live button. Why about a person from Alaska?
Yo, what's good, man? How you doing?
But that just means that just means when I'm gonna ref. How you doing, bro?
You doing good
and maybe it will be a more entertaining fight
because it'll be way more even or some shit.
Jeff.
How you doing, bro?
Jeff, I'll pay for your trainer gate.
Ashley?
I didn't know you would show like that, bro.
Wait.
Wait, what's this?
Wait, where is it?
Chad, where is the clip?
Where is it?
I miss this bro.
We used to eat fudge together bro, everyday bro.
Ever since you got famous bro, you left me bro.
You left me bro.
That's why I'm gonna have to knock you all on June 6th.
That's why I'm gonna have to knock you all on June 6th.
Good luck, Jason.
Cause when I step in that ring with you,
we're not boys no more, bro.
We're not boys no more, bro.
You understand me?
You understand, Jason?
Oh, shoot.
I left my stream chat in there.
Did I just click for him for nothing?
I just clicked for him for nothing.
Alright bro, never beating the botting allegations bro.
Chat! Oh my god bro!
Like you guys have been talking about this for 7 years gang!
Slash pin.
I am a victim.
I got view-botted
by someone I don't know.
Before you say anything,
I am not behind this. This is not right. This is not fair
Have to please
Boom big cherry Jerry just free sub for 27 months. There you guys go
Yo big cherry bro think the prime 27 months, bro, but
Someone is body me home. I don't want to be that guy
23k you made it bro. We made a chair
Let's see the clips
Let's see the clip
Nostalgia farming
I gotta get ready for this boxing class.
I'm gonna switch over to Iroh, read the pin.
How did you just do that?
Wait, Kat, you have 7 TV on Twitch?
If you get more buy it, doesn't even make more money? I don't know. I don't know how it works, but...
I gotta get ready for my boxing, bro.
I have a class at 3 30, so I'm gonna be streaming in that check
I don't want to stream it cuz Jason's gonna study me
But I have to because it's so late and I want to give my stream
I've already been sure for two hours, so I might as well keep sure me don't make fun of me when I'm training
and
I'm gonna go pull up
How are you bro? I'm 20 years old
Give me one second
Alright, I'm gonna switch over to Iroh, you're gonna stream class what?
Boxing training, let me trim my turtle, rotating to Boxing class to knock out Jason the
330-STING!
330-STING!
330-STING!
330-STING!
Yo, Austin Coulter, subscribe!
Yo, you Austin Sting!
Think about a gift to Tier 1 sub.
Rotating a Boxing Class to knock out Jason the Wing, 330-CST.
What day are we shooting in a road chat?
13 out of 14?
Or 11 out of 14? I don't know.
Somewhere around that line.
But man, I'm very proud of myself.
We've been very consistent, man.
Alright, I'm gonna switch over to IRL chat and I'll be right back.
My Shaisa.
Shaisa, brudda!
Nine, brudda!
This freaking game is dog water, brudda!
Alright, I'll be right back.
Hey, Dr. Signing the Belly boys, ready?
Yo, can you guys hear me?
No, my job in real life is real.
Where's my other mic at?
Why am I always unprepared?
Yeah, I gotta take a dump.
Check Jason's stream? I was just on it. What is he doing now?
Dude, where's my other mic? I wanna get my mic up for this.
Will he actually...
Will he actually pay for my training check?
Cause that'll help me a lot with finances.
I'm blowing around go holy
Okay, we need to get rice Krispies and then we need to get
Rice Krispies and
Waco's yogurt
Rice Krispies and Waco's yogurt. That's what we need
Yo chat, you know hear me?
Do you guys want me to get mic'd up in the box actually because I don't I don't know what where my other mic is bro
Well, we put this in our to-do list.
We put this in our to-do list.
Yes.
Chad, don't let me bother you, bro.
There's some key sending it.
Or it goes yogurt.
Rice Krispies.
We've got this qualified.
Chad don't even worry for all the people don't even worry about the drones bro. It's not worth your energy
It's crazy
Yo, you're getting a rage-mater, bro. You're just like me now
Dude, it's bro. It's just a common thing people are just like I don't know people are just slow now
I don't know like I don't know if it's cuz tiktok made people slow
I don't know what it is, but it's like I should that like dude
You know I heard like there's like six graders like vaping and smoking bro. It's crazy, bro
The world is getting crazier
Where's my freaking mic bro?
I just had it yesterday right here.
I need to go check.
What's cooking though looking?
What's up brother?
How are things right here?
Here it is.
Okay.
What's up, my brother?
What's up with you, my brother?
I'm from New York, here.
Where am I?
Where am I from New York, here?
What the hell are you talking about?
I need a bacon-egg and cheese.
All right, Chad, I'mma plug in my mic, okay?
Should I get fitted like this?
Is this a good box of theater or not?
No. Hell no.
That smells so very nice. I wish you guys could smell me.
You want more of you, Jack?
Yeah, I did! I don't want to hear this!
Jack, I wish you guys could smell me. No!
It's so bad. Where's my mic?
I'm just such a bad person. Why don't I always like
Yeah, you see
Like you see how man I get a rage beaters
like it's so hard to ignore them bro
it's literally like zombies bro
okay yo can y'all hear me?
can y'all hear me or no?
yeah we can
All right, let me take my my acutene
because I forgot to do this morning.
I look at this, bro.
So red pill now.
So red pill now.
This 30 chat, this acutene, they off my doses.
I'm on 30 MGs now, so I'm going to get I think I'm going to break out way more now.
Rest in peace boys.
I'm going to give you guys a food, I'm going to give you guys an honest review.
You six feet?
Yeah, I'm six one.
I'm six one.
I'm six one.
Alright, I'm going to switch my fit for the boxing class.
Let me close my light. I know I'm rich and stuff, but I need to start like closing my light before I leave.
Alright, I'm going to turn my face check.
Looking young here.
damn this lighting is crazy bro let the hell you knock out Jason bro mark my
words knock him out what's trick he wants to talk trash jack he wants it
he wants to disrespect me bro he wants to say that it's gonna be easy fight
watch bro are your left arm bigger bro don't worry about it
alright shut up it's a box and fit now nice for thee dude it's a box and fit now
What's up, boy?
Yo, what's up with you?
Yo, what's up with you, Jason?
Wait, hold up.
What's up with you?
What's up with you?
What's up with you, Jason?
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Why not you ending it, bro?
I'm so hungry.
Mike Tyson fit, bro?
Mike Tyson fit, bro?
Daddy yeah, is it Mike Tyson thing? Is it Mike Tyson thing daddy?
Yo bottom 15. Yo, where's boss six seven? Yo boss six seven report to duty
You dominating Jason 12 rounds yeah, daddy. Yeah, I am
Well, I'm pleasant music. We gotta go. We're me late
I'm gonna say
Yo pulling up to your place right now
Yeah.
Hey, what's happening? It's your DJ X. Got your music fix right here.
Listen, I want to remind you, if there's ever something you want to hear, you just let me know.
Just tap that DJ button at the bottom of your screen.
Where you going, bro? Uh, boxing training.
I'm not sure, man.
Whatever kind of music you want me to play, all you gotta do is ask.
Right now, kick it off with the weekend.
Move where contacts.
You're in the box when you knock that.
Move where contacts.
The band is good for jazz, how are you going to get there, I'm going to play on a P.J.
Who's calling me?
Is my mom calling me?
Is my girl calling me?
Oh, it's the coach.
Oh.
Hello?
Yo, it's Yo, I'm Shin and I'm out.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Check
I
Am black where are you?
Did you cry bro?
Hey, what if I spawned?
That would be tough. I need to check and see.
I'll just go back.
Is there a Vimmera in here? I don't know.
Do you love this bro?
No.
I only want you guys to marry me.
Do you off gas?
Mom, I don't use gas.
I have an electric car.
Can I dab on my shoulders with you?
Do you lowkey look like Adam Yu?
No, you know who they say I look like?
I look like, um...
I look like what's it called?
The guy from Bloodhound.
That's what someone in the TikTok chat said.
Shout out to my mom for making me good looking.
And my dad.
Chat.
If it wasn't for my parents,
I wouldn't look the way I was.
Oh, dude, my eyes are cooked,
but I need to get, um,
contact lenses.
or what's it called?
How are there 20k people in here?
Bro, 20,000 people just want to watch me, bro.
So I gotta be careful leaking my address.
Dodging weed?
Okay, nobody saw my address?
We're good.
Oh, shoot.
Why is this one, like...
Oh, shoot.
You look like Bruce Lee.
rent
Do you not see the pin message above your face guys don't even like don't even
Don't even give attention to the drones, bro
Like you can't it's on this
This is what I deal with every day when someone come lunch at day. Yes, we fell off like chat you guys are getting mad
Because you are going through what I went through in the past.
Like, at some point you gotta just accept it.
That's just how it is.
I know you guys don't like getting rage rated by my own viewers.
But, this is how the world is, this is how it is.
This is how it is, my friend.
They don't know how to full box.
Here's my mic about to die.
Jeff Hunt.
Adio.
Hola.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me brother?
Shice brother.
Nine brother.
Are you able to hear me?
Hello.
Jack, I know you eat a.
I don't eat a, Jack.
I don't eat a, Jack.
I am the pig.
Puted? Hello?
But how you still not have your phone done?
Cause this is a long hallway, bro.
My eyes are hurting
Jeff are you gonna beat Jesus ass?
Kill him in game.
In Fortnite.
Just like the good old days.
Oh shit dude.
Puta madre bendejo.
Oh shit dude.
Puta madre bendejo.
Puta madre bendejo.
Puta madre bendejo.
Puta madre bendejo.
Puta madre bendejo.
Puta madre bendejo.
Puta madre bendejo.
Yo Chad, I'm in my wet camp, no man, no man, no man, no over there, over there!
Okay, we're gonna be home to wash my hands, okay?
Y'all, hello.
What's good?
What's good, boys?
I'm late, even with toes.
Holy, I'm selling.
Oh my God, I'm so thirsty.
I'm actually late, I'm six minutes late.
I'm not speeding, Char.
Speeding is dangerous.
I'm not even speeding.
I'm a civilized driver.
But what?
My alarm's going off.
Why is my alarm going off?
Let me stop my car real quick.
Don't worry, I just put the E-Link signal. I'm not on my phone while I drive. I'm a safe civilian.
Here we go.
I'm ready.
W20K I guess, man?
Guys, I can't read my chat while I drive, okay?
So I gotta lock in.
If you guys want to read each other's chat, you can go ahead and do that.
I'ma lock in and get to this freaking gym.
I'm freaking seven minutes late and he's gonna hit me, he's gonna kill me.
I don't wanna make it to the fight.
Just come outside!
Guys, you can't stop, you can't stop.
You got one TZS? Go in a hundred bits.
I'm actually so lean right now, chat.
Like, I'm the lowest weight I've ever been in my whole life.
I'm 136 pounds, chat.
I think I'm going to be 130 by next week.
Or 130 by next week.
I don't know if that's good or bad.
I don't know if that's good or bad, chat.
How much does Jason weigh, Chad? Does anybody know?
Of course it's a lot of stuff.
Wait, when Jason says he'll pay for my training,
Is that actually real? Like he's the man of his word right? Because that'll help me a lot.
I'm gonna, I'm in DMJ snapper today. I'm gonna be like are you actually thrilled about putting training?
I had a bad feeling
I was just wondering
what the hell was going on with you
What's wrong with you?
You're not enough to me
What's wrong with you?
I'm not willing to leave you
I mean, again, we're in a fricking context, aren't we?
Come on, let's dance to the new trap.
Okay, how do I dance to it?
Did I go in? I know a trap.
Ted, did I go in?
Is that working?
It's over bro!
Wait, I can clip farm!
What is Bud doing?
How do you do it?
How do you guys do it?
Like this?
You open your eyes?
Oh, that's great.
Oh, that's amazing.
I'm gonna do that a lot more.
Don't do that while you're driving.
I'm at a red light, bro.
I'm a civilized driver, Chad.
I would never read my chat and engage
in your life with other people.
I know I'm on there now, bro to say you guys want me bro
to say you guys want me bro yo Asian Jeff why your shoulders look mad big
Bro, I don't know.
Yo Asian chap, why your hair look mad nice, bro?
I don't know, man.
Big chats.
Should I put on my sunglasses or not?
I said you gotta get back with me.
Text Coach Moe.
Um, yo, I'm gonna be 10 minutes late, bro.
You can punish me like the bad boy I am.
Sorry about that.
I was confused because I thought I was going to your apartment,
but that's on me.
No, I said not to live here.
No!
No!
Oh
Text coach mom
Yo, I'm gonna be 10 minutes late. I'm so sorry bro. I was confused because I thought
I'd phone to your apartment for that shouldn't be an excuse. Don't worry, I will pay you
your money at the end of this month. Just like I promised. And I will apologize. You
can punch me with the bad boy I hate. I am, but I will still show up and work hard.
I'm so sorry.
Let's go, it sent a message, it sent a message, now I'm gonna get out of here, let's go baby.
Now we gotta make sure we get it, get out of here and save Jacks.
I
You need a switch, but you can't handle it, you think you can't
I'm not holding this phone, I'm not holding this phone
I don't care what you think of me, but I think I know
If I lose a girl, she might jump, but I don't care
I'm the same as my girlfriend, but I don't care
I'm the same as my girlfriend, but I don't care
I'm the same as my girlfriend, but I don't care
She think Christian is out of bitch shit and trapped here
That's a shit of a bitch shit
I got a question bro, if I have stains on my pants, and I put them in the laundry, and
And they don't like get away. You go to a drive cleaner to fix them
Is that what you guys do?
It's called a drive cleaner right now and then they'll permanently get rid of those stains
How much they cost them?
You guys know how much drive cleaners cost them?
Cause that's not what I expected before.
I mean it's just stains bro, I don't want it.
Cause bro this girl, this girl I popped the balloon trash she was like, um you have stains on your pants
Why are we in traffic? It's a Saturday at 3.20. Why are we in traffic?
oh my god these NPCs bro they all work in nine of fives bro
Cam, can you guys see me?
Cam, can you guys see me?
Nah, Chad, I'm gonna go to, uh,
try to clean the problem. I'm rich.
Nah, it's not on rush hour. It's a Saturday, bro.
Or it's a Friday. I mean, I guess...
Oh yeah, today Friday or Saturday?
Today's Saturday, right?
I'm just sad I'm just feeling it
But I need, but I need
I'll be, I'll be, I'll be
I'll be, I'll be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I need a love
I
Boxing these boxing like habits are coming into me like there's a car coming on my left
All right chat coming when a stop for a song
Well, tell me when to stop for a song and then you switch your game to a final write song.
I don't think I want to help.
It's on my ass right now, I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey guys, um, only cause you're here.
Dude!
Oh my god!
Can the guy stop breaking, bro?
I'm actually getting mad.
I'm actually getting mad.
This guy's cute, he's breaking me, bro.
It's testosterone's hiring, bro.
I would never get mad like this, Jeff.
Oh, I'm actually mad.
Wait, why am I actually getting bro raged?
I'm chill.
I wish I could like show you guys.
Bro, I don't know why I'm in traffic.
Like, I'm gonna be 30 minutes late.
She's gonna beat me up.
He's gonna be like, Jeff, man, Jeff, man,
you can't be getting late like this.
And I got yelled at by my coach there for cheating on my dad.
Like, I hate not, I hate letting people down, I hate it.
But I'm playing victim, you see what I mean?
I need to stop playing victim
and I need to stop letting people down.
So I need, I need just, I don't know, I don't know,
Jeff, I'm just gay, I don't know, I'm just gay.
I love being gay.
I'm gay and sassy for you guys.
I'm just gonna train, run and gas,
It's on the door, don't throw it up like that.
In here?
Palademy.
Palademy.
Let's do this!
For his guitar.
music!
Yep.
You can go all the way back.
You wait, you wait, you wait.
You want to play medkits first, OK?
Diego, medkits first into bananas.
You want to run all the way back to your old builds.
I got a knuckle.
I got a knuckle.
Just play your life out, bro.
Just play your life out.
Yes.
Does he explain this to you?
Look around yourself.
Look around yourself.
Look around you as well.
Got five chugs.
All the bananas first.
You can go to Middle Island for a campfire.
Middle Island.
Middle Island.
Middle Island.
Middle Island.
Middle Island.
Middle Island.
Middle Island.
I still need to get back
I just want to get online
and for everything
I'm sorry, sorry
Okay, don't forget that
I'm going to be online for showing
I'm going to have hires this afternoon
I'm so serious
I'm a gay
That's not the air in the pool at the end of the chat
That's really nice of Jason to be like
Oh, I'll pay for your training
That's not even if he wants that tax or anything
He's so smart!
He's so smart for that.
Yeah.
Much faster.
Let's get some breakfast.
All I care about is running in the city, and I'll talk to folks that...
I'll say,
I'm a vampire.
I'm a vampire.
How she gonna get it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just...
We gotta be there in ten minutes, Chef.
I'm probably gonna pay him, bro.
He's gonna be mad, bro.
I don't like seeing people mad.
Some people please restarting me.
They be like, why in ten minutes?
Hey, Jeff, not good.
Not good.
There's a dead bird on the ground.
No, that was a glove, actually.
No, don't get mad.
My girl just texted me.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault, bro.
It's all good stuff.
That's what I figured.
That's why I'm riding it.
That's why I'm accepting it and riding it.
it. I'm embracing it. That's what up my plan was like I wasn't gonna be like no stop botting me bro!
You know? Alright bro I didn't even expect to get botted today. I just went live,
do my thing bro and then my chat's like all of a sudden they're like Jeff you have 20,000 viewers!
I'm like what do you mean I have 20,000 viewers and then I pull up, I pull up on my second
monitor on my Twitch, on my laptop and I search my stream and I'm like what the hell I have
$20,000 in the money I got about it
It's crazy it went on for this long
Imagine it goes on for the whole day bro. It low key is it's like
How do I explain it's like it feels good, but it also feels weird
Because it reminds me of like my old days, you know what I'm saying and it motivates me, too
It motivates me. I feel good. I feel good like
I feel good then I'm on the top
Not that I'm the guy that loves me on top.
Actually, yeah, I do love me on top.
There's seven positions that, like,
if I'm on the bottom, it's gonna be, never mind.
Let's just switch this up here.
It's gonna be really awkward, though, when it all goes away.
when it all goes away and then there's me some of the chat is like Jeff you have to
wonder viewers now I don't even know how many average I don't even know how many
normal viewers they have but it's probably higher than usual because people are
like your bodice and they check it and they stay
but I'm gonna keep you in my bed I need to just do my cardio today bro
That's my biggest weakness right now, just my cardio.
So when I get gasped out, I lose all my form and boxing.
I need to, I need to, I need to, like,
yesterday I skipped cardio with me in track.
I've been a bad boy.
I skipped cardio. I didn't journal yesterday.
I didn't read the Bible yesterday.
I've been a very bad boy yesterday, bro.
I cheated on my diet this morning.
Of course I did.
Okay, man. Just show up, though.
Play Take It Off By Fisher.
I don't know what to do!
I never had a situation where you just like it.
You just want to get off.
Take it off.
Smooth, steady, undressed.
Take it off.
Smooth, steady, undressed.
Impressed.
Take it off.
Smooth, steady, undressed.
Impressed.
Take it off!
Snow, stay, address, entrance!
Hi guys, my name's Tony, I'm a professional foreign player.
Hey guys, my name's Tony, I'm a professional foreign player.
Yo, what's going on guys?
My name's Bucky, a PS, and what's up, Jew?
Yo, what's good?
Stop filming me! Stop filming me!
Stop filming me!
BLAXX! BLAXX! BLAXX!
Sorry, Jack. My, like, Adderoo's dead now.
I didn't take Adderoo yet.
Bro, I feel like when I am on Adderoo, if I do ever to end up taking it...
You'd be like,
YO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
You'd be like, you'd be like mad energetic and then...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Stop filming me!
Yo, you freakin' got that chocolate cake bro.
Stop filming me!
The box! The box! The box! The box! The box! The box! The box!
Stop filming me!
What the fuck did you say?
Hey guys, my name's T1NNNNY
and I'm a four-ing bullfong!
Hey guys, my name's T1NNY
and I'm a professional frontman.
Yo, what's wrong guys?
My name's Klicks
and I'm a collegeripper.
I think I could make it bro.
Anything's possible.
What he's in his car is in four four four four four eight four eight turns.
Yeah, you're great.
Do you guys think this song is good?
I just added it in my place today.
Only OGs will remember this song.
Damn, congrats on being so pago.
Wait, I just know myself.
When you say Tony you gotta have lips
Buh-bye!
Buh-bye!
Buh-bye, you little idiot!
I used to have a lip strap when I um, had a busy life.
That was actually a real thing.
That's why my team went to my team chat.
You guys like my smile.
I heard the smiles make you guys smile, so, my smile.
Hi guys.
Wait, the best way to smile is like stinky feet.
You gotta say stinky feet.
Stinky feet! Stinky feet! Stinky feet! Stinky feet!
Play some... Play some Vaseline Aqua Force Clares.
I know cat. I know you're getting mad. I know you guys are getting mad seeing the same messages every 20 seconds
Trust me. I've been dealing with it for the past year now brother
Yeah, you smile of course
See how see how good I am ignoring like those messages though. Sometimes I'm not sometimes I let it get to my head
But like I'm in a good mood today, you know
Like all I'm not even thinking about like what chat saying I'm thinking about like just like in my head
I'm just thinking about right-handing Jason and hooking him.
There's two hundred.
He stands on the ground and I went and then I turned around and I'm like,
Yeah!
And then that's my baby right there.
That's my ticket.
That's my ticket.
And then I moved to LA.
Moved to LA.
That makes it $2,000 a month.
And then that's my honey.
And then I just kept, okay?
I still keep my sticks back even if I'm fucked up.
Yo!
33 months!
Think about 5,000 bits bro, I appreciate it bro.
Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, God! Thank you, all my people! Jesus is good! Thank you,
Oh, look at that!
I can do whatever the frick I want, Chad.
That's something I realized about, like, I could really just survive the LA, you know?
I could keep it back home to New York.
I could go to the gym.
I could go to the grocery store and buy a pack of 93.7 ground beef and cookie on my cake.
I could order another piece if I wanted to.
I could sell my house.
I could do whatever the frickin' want me to do.
What's stopping me now?
What's really stopping me now?
What's really stopping me now?
Call it an ego.
But it's not.
It's me.
Yo, Asian Jeff, how you have so much horrible?
Let me just throw out my hair.
Someone's looking at me.
It's Curve. Curve is looking at me right now.
Where are the Jim?
Where are the Jim?
You've gotta see me spar.
I think I'm sparring today. I don't think I am.
But I think I am.
Hope I am. I wanna spar today.
I want you guys to see me spar.
So I can see what Jason says.
And then I can work on it.
Think that's a war machine.
Hope that's a war machine.
I mean, that's a war machine.
I don't think that's a war machine.
We have to check check.
Check right here.
Check your head.
Check right here.
We hope you didn't take the game.
It's hot.
I
Hate it a lot
booting up or what? I want to spar. hopefully he spars me. that'll be good content. I want to get my anger out. I don't have any anger right now but I want to get some party going.
Can I have my mic you
That was a girl
dude this acutin is gonna freaking kill me bro chat the sun is like 90 degrees outside
right now and I have I didn't reply my screen
yeah my mic's good right like it's not dead yet where are you heading to the
gym the box and gym that I go to I'm walking inside the PY right now
I'm gonna get you up on stream right? It won't get me banned. I want to get a nose
That would be a good clip.
If I can get a nosebleed in the train, that would be a great clip.
With my coach, I...
Check the famous one Yo chat, how do I have 20,000 views now?
Can you guys talk faster?
Yeah
Yo, what's good coach sorry about that I'm streaming right now gonna say what's up
Wait, what is that on?
On Twitch. Can you make me throw up to this?
Can we spar again or not?
Should I say this like last time or not?
I can't throw up on you.
Let's do some jump rope warm-ups.
I'm not messing around today.
I'm not messing around today.
I'm not messing around today.
I'm not messing around today. Last training, when I was training, I was messing around all the time.
You know that gym floor first?
Yes sir.
I'm not messing around today, sir. Today is a serious day bro.
Oh shoot, I've brought in the wrong pants.
I'm not messing around today, wash it.
Wash it, sir.
One, two. Oh man.
Yo, Chad, you wanna see the whole gym?
This is the whole gym.
411, can you?
No, bro.
I don't know why my track crew is so smooth, Chad.
Hold on, anytime I shoot it.
Chad, can you guys stand one and travel?
I'm not messing around today, bro.
I'm not messing with that thing, I'm taking this seriously.
I'm not messing around there bro read in the title
Why does no one ever read see you guys getting great rate of my whole years
Three
Three no that was too
Choms so bad again
I'm still bad at this, yeah.
But I'm better.
I'm gonna get better.
Wait, check.
I'm gonna put my mic in my pocket real quick.
You're gonna go fast.
See, I'm barely getting off of you.
Can you hear me?
Alright.
So, it's your wrist that matters the most.
This way I can go really fast.
I don't need to hit this fast.
You're able to turn your skips,
you'll be risk-intensive.
To what?
That was four.
That was four.
16? Alright bet. Say no more. Watch this.
That was four again.
Yeah.
Five.
Was that five or four?
I'm not stopping until I do 10.
I'm gay something wrong being gay check
I'm doing it again, bro
Nooo, 7! I was so close!
Yeah, don't let the feet enter the back.
6.
Yeah bro, use some advice bro.
Don't say Electron High in the chapter, that's just going to make me mad.
Coach, I got 21,000 people watching me right now.
21,000?
Yeah, 21,000, bro.
You gotta have a good resume.
Have a good rest of the day.
Take off, take off.
Now the jumper can be the most frustrating thing in the beginning, but once you get a lift, it can be the most out of the box.
Oh my god! How much was that?
I don't know
Sorry, I need to make some water coach is caked up though. He's lying as you box
Chad don't tell him
Don't tell him as we bought Chad Tom fun. We have 21k viewers. So he gets like so he trains me harder, okay?
And keep check it keep saying that 21,000 viewers
So he gets like so he trains me harder because I didn't throw up tonight
All right
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm coming right now. I'm rotating over to you
All right, I'm bringing over to you like a good boy. Good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy
Had a good angle
I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy, yep.
Jack can y'all see me?
Can you smile me today?
I almost farted last night.
Please bro, I need to get punched in the face.
No, no, no, no.
It's good for the clip.
The whole point is not to get punched in the face.
No, like you remember when you were comboing me and I was like that?
I need that more.
That'll help me a lot.
Yo, I gotta send you the clip.
Jason was talking hell of a snack, bro.
Well, you don't have to show him now.
Show him later.
Yeah.
Show him later.
I don't know what you're doing.
I can look and see.
Let's go.
Come on.
Good marvelous.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Don't get too fast into me.
Watch my speed.
One or two?
One, two, three.
There you go.
One?
Now add some punches with it.
One, two, step.
One, two, step.
One more back.
Rotating.
I'm going to do the other part, the inside, here, take the other part inside.
Okay?
Put it next to me.
That's your moment.
Oh!
You want to bring the right foot here.
Smaller step and then exit out.
And then you go into the next part and then you want to do the other part.
I just took the one two second step.
Step, step.
Remember when you throw the one through, you're going to throw the one through.
Throw the one through the same time he steps to your left, Jeff.
Time to step into your left.
See what's not right.
Yeah.
A lot of moving to the side.
Step in first without the punch.
Step in first and then do a punch.
Step in, yes, step in here.
Yeah.
I'm going to the next box with the onesie.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
This one's right around, beautiful this up.
Chad, is it W angle or L angle?
I'm sweating crazy, bro. Can you see it?
Can you see my sweat?
Swish.
Swish.
Swish.
Swish.
Swish.
Swish.
Swish.
Swish.
Torn it?
Swish.
Come on, Jason.
Come here.
Torn it?
Come here, Jason.
Take that.
And after you step, once you stick it, you watch.
And I put it here.
Yeah.
Watch my one.
Here.
For the next box.
Yeah.
And the tube.
Take that.
Take the next box.
And don't shoot with it.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Take that.
You did one wide, just like the one where the...
Oh.
This one, do you hear it?
Oh.
Just go on the tube.
You hear it? You hear it people? Oh wait, you don't hear anybody talking?
No I hear you, I hear you.
No, not me but you hear it.
Oh no, no, no, I'm just talking to the chat.
Boom. Out.
Out. Into the next box.
Into the next box. Boom.
One, two, and one, two, and one, two, there you go.
One, out, in, one, two, out, in, one, two, there you go.
There you go.
Oh, whoa, whoa, pop, pop, corner.
Give me that, boy.
Give me that, boy.
One, two, yeah.
All right, let's go.
We're flying?
Ah, okay, I hate you.
Do you have sparks on the bro?
I want a spark, bro.
Do you guys see me sweating or no?
Jack, do you guys see me sweating or no?
I'm sweating crazy, you know.
Alright, good talk.
The sun's blacking, bro.
Sweaty girl.
I'm sweating bro okay Jeff you got the moves
You want to see what else I can do look at this. I bet Jason can't do this
Water
Yeah, Daddy
My shoes are lagging my shoes are lagging chat. They're getting loose
My shoes are lagging, bro. Yo
As you can see.
As you can see.
Step back. Hands up.
Small target.
Tank.
Once you pull it, two you pull the one.
Okay.
All right
Can you do it up again, so on the way back?
Yeah, I can try.
Don't let go of your face.
Don't let it leave your face.
Here.
Right away, face back to the front.
Hands back to the face.
Back to the front.
Please, please.
Face up.
Don't let it leave your face.
Don't leave it on here.
Here.
Every time I throw one punch
Okay, this will be one at a time, this will be one at a time
Okay
I mean, I will throw it over there
There you go, now flash the stick
I have to step, step, step
Step
Each comes with a step
You do a nice big step
You do a right small step
Woo!
Look at this
You did five
Don't drag this right foot. Just with the left.
Throw the stick between the legs.
Left. One side at a time.
Okay. We kill, we kill, we kill.
We're raking each other.
No man!
All right. Locking, locking. Seriously. I need a locking truck.
All right, let's put on the gloves.
We sparring?
I need you to knock me out.
I need to punch something again.
That felt good yesterday when I punched you.
Let me get some water.
Yeah, can y'all see me sweating wait, so I put the camera
what's on the other
he ain't got it
you think i'm using good for my time
not the one i think he's doing, keep saying that bro, that's good motivation for me
Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you.
This is for my nuts, chat.
This is for my balls.
Just in case Jason hits my balls.
Y'all not daddy Jason?
Hit my balls!
Wait, is this the sticky part?
Dude, look at first.
I'm sweating crazy out here.
Hey, you see my balls?
Should I y'all see my balls?
Do you have max abs?
Nah, I don't think that's how it works.
Holy.
Do I look like I'm sweating right now, chef?
I'm telling you bro, I'm knocking out Jason bro.
Jason is not going to hit me bro.
You guys, what you guys see bro?
Give me two months bro.
Give me two months, check.
You know what my girl said today check?
She said if I don't win the fight, she's going to break up with me.
It's funny, bro.
All right.
I got a lot on the line, bro.
We're gonna have to knock out Jason Chad.
Wait, is my mic good or no?
You got a new girl?
Chris, bro.
Chris, bro.
Look at this, bro.
Chad, am I breathing louder or no?
Chad, can y'all hear me?
Breathe louder or no?
You got the barcini scarf for the first time I'm telling you what I'm not biggest weakness
I'm getting better at it and I get like combo like I'm the corner like I freeze bro, but
like I need to keep boxing I don't want to show you this but I have to chat because
I can't let Jason see my weakness.
Dude it smells like crap.
My god, I'm gonna do this chat. I didn't really eat a lot too, bro. So I'm gonna see if I'm strong like last night. I
Should be good
I'm just gonna be angry like I'm just gonna think about
Right when I'm angry check
Wait, I could you'll boo me. I can punch people on shroom, right? I won't get bad
Because Jason did it right?
Like I could spawn soon about getting married
You're fine. Okay, bro. If I get banned, do you have a Twitch Connect that I could talk to?
Okay, this is the hardest thing to put on. I don't know how to put this on, bro.
I need to get knocked out, dude. Like, I want to get knocked out today, Chad. I need humbling.
I need another nosebleed.
Okay, how do I put this on?
Okay, um...
So this is the sticky part.
I don't understand you now
I think so
Can you teach me though? I don't get it
So, I won't get a headache this time
It has to be tight.
That's amazing.
My ears should be like...
I mean, you're fine here, you're not gonna be.
This is gonna get you sick.
It's time, chat.
Jason thought I'm headier? Probably.
I don't wanna get brain damage.
I think so I could put it on the chair
Dude why is this so hard?
You got me bro?
You could just angle it.
Can I punch you hard today?
You got punch?
Knock me out.
I need your give me a nosebleed.
No, I'm not going to knock you out.
I don't want you to protect yourself.
Everybody
No, it's that sort of that
Oh
What oh my mouthpiece no, I'm so gay
Now I brought it
Just gotta put it on
Put the mic higher so I don't get hit.
Like that?
No!
How do you untie this, bro?
Can y'all hear me, dressed on a 21-Om, yo what's up cap, yo what's up cap, can you
guys hear me, dressed on a 21-Om?
bro look like a depressed dumpling
nah that is being mad
tan do I sound like twang right now? let's go guys
yo let's go guys
my name is twang I'm a professional fighter
What are you behind you?
What are you not behind you?
Bro, it's starting at LA 10.
How I do this bro?
I need you in the fight, bro, you're wearing them out. Yeah, I don't know how to pull my head care or do the second one
I need you
I need you bro
You got the fighting in California
I need you bro
I need it
I need it
My mom
Come here Jason
Let's get this
Wait can you help me to have the driver?
you can flip it you can flip it you see that you see a rewind button right there you can
flip it yeah yep and then the 75 100 degree degrees look at 75 yep see that
No, but it has to be high, we're not gonna put it on the ground.
I got it, I got it, you can use that so far.
Where is it?
It's on my mic.
Come on!
The phone's open still right?
Yeah.
You gonna see this thing?
Yeah.
Can you see it good?
Give it a foot bitch.
Nah.
Whatever you think's better.
If they could see it, it's fine.
It's a little too short but you know what?
Oh never mind.
There you go.
Alright, bet.
It's not gonna fall, alright?
I need you to give me a nose bleed, okay?
What?
You got me?
Okay.
Okay, we're gonna put the mic.
You can at least put it in your pocket.
No, I'm here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, I'm here.
What happened here?
I'm sorry.
You have a party there?
I'm here.
I shouldn't put you here.
Alright, I can't stop.
Did you take the mall?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is the first thing I've done.
All right.
Now this one?
Yeah.
Yeah, all the time.
Yeah.
All the way around.
All right, check the freaking month.
Hey, nice.
Hey, don't mess with me, bro.
Don't mess with me.
Okay, don't mess with me.
Okay, okay, okay?
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Focus on your feet before you do it.
All right.
Focus on your feet before you do it.
Any punch you throw,
set it off with that jab.
If you want to throw any punch, you can throw it.
Follow, start it off with the jab.
Every time you do it, set it off with that jab.
If you tip it down, remember you put it from your forehand.
Okay.
Hey, move me, never stay in that place.
3
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
I
What are you apologizing for?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
What are you apologizing for?
I'm apologizing.
Don't apologize.
Look, the second time the bill goes off, I'm not your friend, I'm not your coach.
I'm going to point it at you and you're going to kick your head off.
Okay, good time?
Yeah, good time.
Be careful.
Don't apologize for anything.
No more apologies.
Go.
LIT! LIT!
Yeah, bro. I am alive.
Now let's go.
Huh?
One for your damn team, man.
Keep going, go.
Go in the front and keep it clean.
Okay, box some quick.
Don't go.
One hand, get that top.
Don't go.
And open.
Yes, keep going.
Keep going.
Come on guys, we're stuck out.
You're not going to see anything coming.
It's not going to move.
Yeah?
You put it on your feet.
Come on, then.
Ah, don't just walk down.
No!
You're not going.
Oh, no.
You're going to lose some aggression.
Come on.
Come on, get aggressive.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on!
Here's my hat.
Hi, it's me?
Are you all right?
You're so good!
You're so good!
Now!
You're so good!
You got this, like, this, like, this time?
I'm going to start right away.
Come on. Go ahead, come, come, come.
I can't take him any more.
Okay, you got to start doing this.
You look around, you can't take him off.
Come on.
You can go.
Thanks.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
you
you
you
you
you
You
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Now, we're just out.
Come on.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Come on.
Now, we're going to go.
Come on.
Please come, come here.
Please, please, please.
Get him to the back.
Come here.
Go, go, go, go.
OK, go.
Come on.
Come on.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, go.
Please stop there.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Go.
I got to take a shit.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
What?
Try guys to take a shit.
Let's see what the trash is.
I know bro.
I know bro.
Wait hold on can you hear me what's up and he's like 150 136 I mean both bro my
Cardio is trash bro. Do you have a routine for me besides 3 mile runs?
No, no, we're not going to do 3 mile runs.
I need to get my cardio, it's not good.
Yeah, what were you breathing first?
It was all kind of very urgent reasons.
Yeah, I didn't like excel at my punches too, right?
You throw something, throw two or three punches,
but you can't not walk a punch in the weight.
Yeah, you got to keep going.
You said it would be a big one, yeah.
Especially when you're playing football.
You got to be moving around with everyone.
And most of all, you got to take it more serious.
You got to take it more serious.
Now we're going to see how it's fun.
I know you're streaming and all of that.
So when you go and fight, what's up?
Jason?
Jason, I mean...
How do I be more serious?
I'm going to be like,
hey, we're going to go for your shit.
I can play you today by the way, okay?
No problem.
Is that fine?
How many of you have played?
Holy chat.
I just got humbled.
And I do not want you guys to see that.
But chat, I don't know if I'm between me and a lot.
Because I need to like do more cardio.
And, and show it off to him.
Like I can't, I can't show him a lot of chat.
I can't be letting...
He's like really good at flooding, but like...
I cannot let him...
I cannot let this happen in the flight.
Fipping out of time though.
Holy cat, I'm gonna lock him bro
Did I get beat up chat? Like was it bad on the stream?
Was it bad chat?
Jason my fryer bro, Jason is not frying me bro
You got your A B? How bad was it bro?
Like dude, I need to fix, cause when I get punched I just stand there bro
I can't let that happen in the fight.
Are my punches good, chat? Be honest.
I brought, I got some good punches on him,
but I felt bad, bro.
Like I felt bad hitting him in the head.
Cause dude, I was like,
I don't know how to not feel bad for people, chat.
You even learn how to dodge?
I know, bro, that's my biggest weakness.
Dodging and cardio, those are my biggest weaknesses.
I think my punches are strong, though.
That's what he just paid a hit.
I feel bad though.
You like dumps for a man?
I know, I had to take a shit.
Alright, see you Monday.
You good?
Yeah.
Dude, at the end I had to take a dump, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
What do you eat today or like what do you eat?
Uh, I just eat like...
We gotta talk about when is it that like,
what do you eat before the 5th? What do you eat the day before, during, after?
Yeah.
Let's see.
Is that thing recorded?
Yeah, it's still recorded.
No, I mean like...
Oh, on the VOD? Yeah.
I'm gonna wash it back.
Okay.
Do I look like a bot when I'm getting punished?
Well, that's what I want is to go back and wash it together.
So we can see how we do it.
Woo!
Alright, boy.
Hi, bro.
Stiffy, man.
The fact that you're sticking inside the ring,
are you willing to take a punch?
Yep.
You're gonna stick through that.
2.30 Monday.
On the dock.
For the lead chat.
Do I look like I just put the shower?
Oh, I gotta clean this.
I'll clean it when I get home.
I need a drive, bro.
I need a thing for him, bro.
If my dad was watching, bro, he would be disappointed in me, chat.
I don't, bro, I'm just not a serious person, bro.
Like, I'm gonna lose the fight if I don't lock in, bro.
Whew.
Like chat, I need to like get my heart broken
to get her something, I don't know.
Cause when I got cheating on chat,
like I was so mad and then maybe,
like he even said I punch harder.
Now, like I don't have a cheating mentality, bro.
Like I'm showing.
Holy, look at my veins.
I need to be serious, bro.
I don't know, I've never been serious my entire life, bro.
Oh my God, my chain's on the gun.
chat was I getting beat up oh be honest like how bad was it chat I gotta
borrow view it I gotta borrow view it dude that's not good bro holy I know I
know my chat would never step in the ring so it's fun but holy I just got
I'm gonna go home and make food and then I'm gonna watch out to see us and then I'm gonna
mushroom and going to bring my run tonight. My cardio is so bad right now.
Chad, is there any peptides for cardio or no?
Is there any peptides for cardio?
look at me bro.
its sweating bad right now.
Holy
I'm
God just hates you bro.
I'm
God just hates you bro.
I'm
God just hates you bro.
I'm
God just hates you bro.
I'm
God just hates you bro.
How do I get my cardio up, bro?
Do you get annoyed by the sweat?
Kind of.
But it's not a big deal.
It means I'm working hard.
Chad, I didn't even eat much this morning, too.
I need to take a piss.
Can you guys see my veins?
start cracking I cracked them yesterday that's probably why I lost that's probably
why I got done bad just now my party was like oh my god my party was so trash
I'm not even people I don't deserve to be I'm going to my car
only boxing here bro bro we get it bro just say I'm just say I'm having
Come back to that late yo, what's good you want a picture yeah, of course
Let's get a picture brother. Oh, yeah
Have a good one guys be a sir yes, this key. Oh
Wow so famous see though, this is why 20,000 viewers, bro
So, nice viewers, kids.
How you doing?
Bro, I'm 6'1", bro.
I just got beat up, I need to lock in.
Chat, like how bad was it?
How bad was it, chat?
Like how bad was it?
What time is it, by the way?
Does anybody know what time it is?
Holy.
You look like you just got out the pool.
got beat up that's what happened Jason's not doing that she did Chad that my
coach is crazy bro like he's Jason's not gonna punch like that so like that's
good that I'm sparring someone that's like 10 times better than me Jason's not
gonna punch me like that I won't I will never let Jason catch me in a
combo like that guys I I I've been grinding swimming a lot but like that
That was a wake-up call, like I'm probably gonna stream three hours a day and then just do cardio
Cuz bro like holy dude
like
That was not good
You bet you asked how that was it like just my spar just now
How bad was my spar just now?
you
you
you
you
you
I
He's probably like my son is so bad at fighting be honest did I put up a good fight chat did I put up a good fight yes or no
Play over my dead body by Drake
You're not gonna shower it. I'm gonna shower when I get home
You stinky boy. Oh, you guys want me to do a shower stream
Are you baked bro? Why do you guys think I'm high cuz my eyes are ripped in context?
Let me call Boomi and ask him if he watched that whole thing.
Dude I just had 20,000 people watching me get beat up.
I don't know what to say right now.
He was going crazy right now.
And so I need an old sponge.
Yo.
I'm sorry.
I'm shivering now.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure you know okay um did you see me get beat up
huh were you watching my sparrow no yeah yeah yeah
the coach is going a lot better did you uh you want to club that and post it on
tiktok I think it'll be a good call maybe there's someone from that yeah
do you want to call tonight can go over it
oh yeah I'd rather get you a call tonight all right what do you think about me
getting beat up was it bad oh I'm waiting to see if you pray just keep
training right and how long have I been training for
a month I'm not bad for a month right or am I bad you just gotta get more
confidence okay but but that put up a good fight like no no sugarcoating
yeah you just there's your coach she's gonna fix the same so you're gonna
All right bro, you know?
Yeah.
All right bro, I'm gonna drop home and I'm gonna make food and wash the viewing party, all right?
All right bro, good to see you.
All right, see you later brother.
Peace.
Chad, that's my manager, Chad.
He's show as an A.
He's show as hell bro.
He's so nonchalant.
He's got a girlfriend.
He works 16 hours a day and no sleep.
like my girl just text me my girl just text me
yo what's good shoddy yo what's up baby
I'm a bot holy glow up doesn't matter bro I just got beat up I just got beat up
I can't let Jason beat me up like that
not that he's gonna do combo moves like there's no way chat Jason's gonna
I promise you, it's just cardio.
If I can, if I'm gonna win the fight, if I can work on my defense and work on my cardio, other than that, everything else is chilling.
I just need my cardio to go up. I think I had asthma when I was younger, Chet.
And I think I had asthma. I think that's what my mom said.
What are you doing?
A-ha-ha-ha!
Someday!
Someday!
Someday!
Is that a searcher?
A-ha-ha!
Someday!
Someday!
Someday!
Someday!
I wanna lay out the garden!
Someday!
Someday!
Someday, someday, I wanna, someday, lay lay, waiting, someday, someday, I wanna, lay down, someday.
I've been trying to make you love me
But everything I try to stay still for me
I'm going home right now, chat.
If anybody was wondering what I'm doing, I'm rotating back home and I'm going to make
food and then I'm gonna wash grand
Hello? Yo, hello? Can y'all hear me?
How's my bubot doing? How's this guy doing?
You know what, bubot is still going on this day
That's crazy
That guy has to go for a few more minutes
I got a shower, I'm sure.
I got a shi-guess.
I'm driving right now, what did you say?
Yeah, I'm lost here.
I'm running for my life tonight.
I can't let this happen to me.
I can't be beat up.
Honestly, I just need me some love.
Honestly, I just need me some...
Dick
She wants to swim with me, bro
What do I tell her?
Do I tell her yes?
Do I tell her?
Yeah
We can swim together
No! I need to lock in!
I can't!
I need to get cardio
Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario!
Mario! Mario!
Jack!
Did I wash your hands?
In my shaming-go-
Shhh!
Where's my bro?
Or should I stay locked in?
Okay, if I swim in here...
I need to swim like 5... 5 laps.
Woooo!
5 laps Jack.
How much, how much, how much, how much is swimming chat equivalent to 3mphs?
How many, how much do I need to swim chat to equal 3mphs?
you
you
you
you
you
You
You are the only viewer. Everything else is an illusion, bro.
Jack, you are the only viewer in the streamer now. How does that feel?
You are the only viewer, Jack.
Everything else is an illusion.
The song is a story. It sounds good.
I
I
You're dead!
You're dead!
I want to fly on this.
I'm in a folder now.
I need a number dot.
But I'm in trouble.
I'm gonna see if I can get back to him.
Come on, get back!
I am going to make a video of this aircraft.
We are going to take this plane.
We are going to make a video of this aircraft.
I am a sinner, who's probably gonna sin again.
Don't forgive me.
Don't forgive me.
Things I don't understand, sometimes I need to be alone.
Yup, Kendrick Lamar's already avoided. I knew it.
She been drinking all night long, I'm already having a day-goop of fuck-up against them.
I need it, it's gonna be home
Now I move fast to play the blues
Don't get down, can't have my soul moved down
I'm so poor, this is the sky
This is my grandma's, this is my god
Turn this blackness to the dark
I said, how'd you come tonight?
Hey, it's me, turkeys, you fed now
Look, you don't love me, I need you
Only make sure I leave
Free nests in my heart, be recent
Get enough of those dickcharts for the bitch, baby.
We ain't even been allowed to eat this.
All that fuck I do no kicks.
These ain't shit words, man.
They call it motherfuckers.
We really want to get fired.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
You're a bitch.
I said get out of here.
Let me clap. Let me clap.
Right now.
Yeah, what's the big song bro? These songs are trash, bro.
Yeah, I can't re-chat, I can't re-chat, bro.
Yeah, I'm not re-chat, but like, I feel like y'all are typing some messages.
And like, I can't re-chat, but yeah, I can't re-chat.
I can't re-chat.
I love my baby, I love you
I love you baby, you're so pretty
I love your eyes, I love you so much
Well, it's my mind, it's my soul
Chad, I think I ran out of cardio today because I nutted more.
I think I nutted last night, Chad.
Like twice. I nutted twice last night, and I think all that sperm gives me energy.
Seriously.
So my cardio is so bad. It really did, like, it really did, like, six rounds in Chad.
How many rounds did we do for the people that were watching the fight, Chad?
Did we do, like, four or six?
Each round was two minutes.
So, no, I'm not, I'm not joking, Chad.
I was actually, I actually nutted twice, like yesterday.
One was at, like, 8 a.m.
The other one was, like, at 1 a.m.
So, yeah, I don't know how I'm not tired of it.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's happening.
No, no, no!
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm talking about, I'm talking about having sex.
I had sex twice last night.
That's why I had no energy time.
I'm here in the fight, at least.
I think I'd bring that to you until the beginning.
I'm done letting go. I'm done having sex, boys.
It actually ruins my cardio.
Like, it actually ruins my cardio.
That's what I want!
Yeah!
Come on!
You're missing my power!
Dude, why is there so much traffic in front of me?
Sorry.
Try me
All my viewers that keep coming machine is saying
I'm so weird. I'm so weird. I'm sorry guys. I had a busy day, but I'm sorry guys. I love you guys.
I love you guys, do you guys love me?
That's just how I feel when I'm with you, Shawty.
I think Jeff is viewbotting.
Yo!
Can you guys see the pin message?
Yes or no?
Can you guys see the title?
I'm a victim!
Oh my god!
I'm getting mad.
I'm just kidding, bro.
I'm good.
My ears are getting red, though.
I think when I get red, my ears only get red
when I'm embarrassed.
Sorry bro, I've just been doing this the whole day bro.
Like, I don't know man.
Boomie, he's just lurking in the chat.
Are you, you want me or something bro?
Like, he was coming, you just in the chat
are just watching me bro.
Oh!
You want me bro?
Alright, I gotta make food chat.
I would love to watch Granz, but I need to make food.
Like, I need to.
Cause if I don't make food, I'm gonna lose a fight.
And I got a truck in my car of 28 files.
Oh, no, baby!
Cups in a row this, do you smoke weed?
I'm banning you.
I'm banning you.
Yo, if one more person in the chat says do you smoke weed, are you high?
Cause my eyes are red, I'm gonna crash out.
Do you think I could afford to smoke weed right now?
No, I can't.
It takes someone.
Are you high? Hop on an Accutene, I'm on it right now. I'm on an Accutene in no trap.
they keep sniffing your fingers
All right boys, Spotify plays when, uh, I don't know, it's grains right now?
I need to make food. Let me see what I need to make real quick.
Oh my god, do you have ADHD? I think so, yeah.
I'm like doing five things at once right on track.
I
Said fuck. I just curse. How do I feel right now?
Fear
I feel scared I feel scared chat
I
Why stop being scared you're right I need folks to myself can't focus
Because my girl just text me. She's like can I just swim with we're fine. Can I go swim with my co-workers?
Cause I was like, yeah, sure, you can go swim.
So I'm looking at this wheel that I have, Chad.
And like, fear, I feel, I feel scared.
But I need to focus on making food and washing grants.
I can't focus on that right now.
Chad bro, today was a successful day.
It's not over yet though.
We're gonna freaking make food.
And then I'm down to go to gym tonight on stream,
but bro, I need to lock in bro.
like my car is so bad, bro.
Let me just get ready.
Okay, a child drug, boxing gloves.
Oh, hell nah.
Let's go.
Wait, let me charge my car real quick, yeah.
I'll be right back.
One month for the Accotini one, I'm on like the second month in the beginning right now
and it's 30 mg's.
That takes two pills a day.
So I think it's either 60 mg's or 30 combined, I don't know.
Let me go try my cartwheel grip check.
I'm a victim. I got viewed by someone. I don't know what to do.
Chocolate, bro.
You good, bro?
It's getting annoying, bro.
Gloomy, bro.
Chats for all my viewers, bro.
It's getting freaking annoying, bro.
It's what I have to deal with every day.
I'm a victim.
She's a victim guys. No, bro. I can't have a victim mindset. Try a shower on stream.
Is that a chat? What does a grand start chat? Like right now? Like is it on right now? Because
I need to wash that, but I also need to eat and shower.
Oh
Right now right now ninja
Yo, Jeff. I'm baby from chat. Yo, what's your twitch name? What's your OD twitch name Jeff? I'm being for check
Why does this guy, this one guy, type like, um, faxing my shit?
Bogey's climbing on the roof.
I'm holding five things that are in my hands.
Wait, I actually want to see if we got the drones, or if there's a pin message on top of
I actually want to see this real quick
This can't be real right? This can't be real check
This can't be real holy shit
This can't be real
Oh my goodness
They're just ragevaders. I understand it now
Bro these kids are drones. I thought I was crazy. I
I thought I was crazy let's just let's just say enjoy this day while we have it
it'd be bad if the guy that you bought me you bought me every day because then
instead of people saying you fell off people will say you're a few
alright I got a shower you guys want to you guys want to shower me or not
Dude, I need a light.
Time to shower.
Next up, I got some songs from the past few years, starting with Lil' Techa.
Why not figure out?
Chara, why is my speaker not working?
I'm not gonna let you go.
Get my dream again.
Fight it for my life.
Ex-Go.
I'm gonna please, I'm gonna...
Mom.
She's not away from me.
She's gonna have to use my phone, bruh.
I'll get back. Yes sir!
I'll get the back, yes.
I need a shovel, yes.
and then they go oh bitch
I'm out of my mind
and you got a chance
I'm out of my mind
and you too and she right in your chest
I'm out of my head and I'm gonna keep that girl
all we think I do
and
and
and I'm a loving baby
I'm in this world
and I'm in this world
and I'm in this world
and I'm in this world
Is Brands going to monitor now, Chef?
They're snatching dogs.
It's everyone here who's doing it.
Do it all again, one, two, three.
Baby.
Woah!
I got some hot cream.
I got some hot cream.
I've got some friends from the class at Princess.
I've got some friends from the class at Princess.
I've got some friends, I see people in the back.
I see my friend, T, and a private H-T, and a private H-T.
Yo, you can't be my friend, huh?
I've got some friends from the private H-T, and she got me to the H-T,
and she got me to the H-T, and I miss my kids.
And me and my friends, they're my movies, like, ladies.
I'm from the local girls.
I
This is not a good idea.
Hey, you're gonna see my penis, right?
No, she is good.
No, bro, I leaked my penis, bro.
Alright, but that's not even my fault.
That's the worst part right there.
That's not even my fault.
That's not even my fault.
What? What? What?
This is the shit that my daddy raised me on.
They just got it off the features I'm standing on.
I got it on. I got it on.
How you getting it off the things you hating on?
I know they gonna say it all the time.
Dude, did you guys see my dick, bro?
Bro, that's not even my fault.
That's not even my fault.
That's not even my fault.
No, still.
I'm gonna have a real shower tonight.
I just had to rinse off, you know what I'm saying?
That's not even my fault, you guys just saw my dick.
That's not even my fault.
That's literally not even my fault.
Watch Bloodhound on Netflix, you and learning and bossing.
Here, let me just show Twitch that I'm not naked.
Twitch, I'm not naked, I'm just playing on a towel
so I can dry it off in my wet pants.
And I'm gonna go into the room real quick
and I'm gonna change my pants
because it's a swamp in here, bro.
It is a swamp in here.
I'll be right back, boys.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna kill him.
Two one.
Two one.
Two one.
Two one.
Two one.
Two one.
A butt booty make sure to hang out.
Wait, you guys haven't seen my penis, right?
It's wet everywhere.
You guys haven't seen my penis, right?
You guys haven't seen my penis, right?
How did Jeff get this egg?
I don't even know, bro.
So what is that?
Is that from boxing?
Chad, how did I get this big?
Someone told me in the chat right now.
Right now? Are you seeing this right now?
Bro, I think I am balding, bro.
It's just genetics, bro.
Oh, when did you get so big, your account? Oh, I thought you were talking about my physique.
Alright, I need to make food.
Let me call my culture quick.
Chaz is grand right now?
Yes.
Are you big?
Damn, I'm gonna let you go.
Stop snoring.
Guys, can you go pee real quick?
And then I'm gonna do a great start.
I'm gonna make you a new great favorite.
See this.
I got too much black, but...
Shoot I got a boner all right chat you from my freaking hoodie
Let's make some food
Well, I should thought 20 bro, can you do some of your hair? What do you want me to do to my hair, bro?
100 feet, ready?
Oh, shoot.
Oh, oh, here's something else.
You can put it in the back of your head, please.
No, I'm sure you can.
I'm saying you don't need to do that, right?
You're not saying you don't know how to do it, are you?
No, I'm sure you can.
Um...
Yeah, I got V-Budded like all day check in y'all hear me now, but there's nothing I could do about it
There's really nothing I could do about it like my boy
My my boy talked to the twitch staff and he was like
There's nothing I'm gonna do about it
But it's all good. I'm enjoying what it's like to be the 20k viewers again
All right, I'm doing no three right now
Can I ask you something?
I'm at about today, bro
And can I get mossy or no?
Moss no, it makes you mad apparently
Cuz bro, I was is there any peptides for cardio
All right, yeah, man, okay, because bro, I was getting beat up today, bro
But yeah, always well, I've been eating before 9 30. I'm about to do a grand training party
And uh, look at this chicken 180 grits
Michael it how long do you microwave your chicken for?
All right, bet I love you bro. Sorry about today. Seriously. Also, um, if I'm free next
month, I might come to Houston. Yeah, I said every month, but you know how it is with the
training stuff right now and I've been lost in on training so I have to find a
time all right buddy appreciate you bro I'm gonna get back to my 20,000 viewers
all right my 20 yo it's good 20,000 viewers all right see you soon bro
every month now cosid I'm gonna be honest to you I'm gonna be honest to
It's it's not fun driving four hours back and forth to Houston and I don't want to ever step foot in that state ever again
Because that is the horrible state to be in
Houston has probably the worst drivers in 2026 bro in the whole world
Like everybody drives like they got something mad or something in the world. It's so annoying
Yo chat is is it bad of my chickens popping around the microwave
I'm doing it for two minutes and thirty seconds.
What does that mean when it pops like that, Jack?
Should I stop it?
Hurry!
Hurry, Jack!
Give me cars!
Get scared when that happens.
No, but what does that mean when it's making that...
Don't want to blow just take it out
Oh my god, my chicken fell on the freaking microwave.
now what else we need yo yo can someone door-dash me
Oicals yogurt from Target and a chug drug like a big chug drug
I don't even know why, I don't even know how to get the groceries right now
Chicken breast, two cumbers, $130,000
You guys see it?
Let's do the cucumber first
Alright, too much breakfast
I got too much breakfast
I got no money.
Can you all hear me?
Yeah, she got me there.
Chad, it's the way I'm cutting it bad or no?
Is it dangerous or not?
One fifty.
Yes, terrible. How is it bad that I'm cutting it like this?
Dude, why is my cucumber in the middle like soft, bro? Does that mean it's bad?
Oh, it's squirting!
I think it's fine.
It's squirting.
Oh, shoot.
It's fine.
It should still be edible.
There you go.
150.
Jeff, please watch it, man.
Dude, I'm not going to cut myself, bro.
I'm good.
In-game, of course.
I'm good, Chad.
Don't worry.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
Okay, don't worry.
What are you talking about?
I'm a pro.
I've played these games before.
Wait, what does that mean on the middle of the cucumbers like salt? Does that mean that?
I've played these games before.
I've played these games before.
Now we need 50
Yo Jeff, how you doing bro? I'm doing amazing bro. I got 20,000 viewers work right now watching me make flu bro
You know life is good bro life couldn't get any better, bro
Like 20,000 viewers, bro like life is good, bro
You know what I'm saying?
Real bro, everybody in my chat, chat's moving mad fast, bro.
Like like, I just got beat up today.
Made me realize I need to do more cardio.
Not that I already didn't know that, of course, but I gotta just work harder, man.
The only thing that I will say that I am doing bad is I don't know how to balance like, um,
like I don't know how balance like like working out and you want to eat that
liver I don't know how work I don't know how balance like working out and that
kimchi yeah it's cannot a favorite food I don't know how balance working out
And like I don't know how to be able to right now my problem is my schedule
Like I don't have balance like going to the gym because I shouldn't the gym now like that's how bad my schedule is
You know I'm saying you know I'm saying what am I
Check out how many games has it been
I already said you guys
It's just how the way it is, man.
There's literally nothing to do about it.
I
Don't know if you're used to that cuz your other clients are probably like they probably have older viewers
My viewers are like Timmy's bro some of them are at least
I don't know how my mic is still alive
All right chat. I just finished my food
How wait how many games of grants has it been chat?
I'm not a pin. Oh shoot
Wait, how many games have Grand's hasn't been checked?
Three?
No, I'm so bad.
I already missed three games.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, chat.
I need to make my snack now.
And I'm done for the day.
I'm going to do this now so I don't have to do it later.
I'm going to get so barred in blackberries.
All right, who's winning right now who's winning Grand's right now Jack?
Clicks is winning grants? Stop. Stay you sweater guy, Clicks is winning grants.
Do you think the grants are crazy? No they're not bro, they're healthy.
Stay you sweater guy, Clicks is winning grants. Who is letting Clicks win grants? That's
insane.
All right, I'm getting on check. I'm the real Ozzie antics the real Ozzie antics is pulling up now
Let me go to PC real quick check
For sure healthy I respected don't worry. I got a coach problem locked in
Look at me look at my six pack look at my six pack
All right chat ain't I look good right now. Do I look good? I know I
What national anthem?
America.
America.
How on earth?
Nongba.
Nongba.
Oh my god, they're actually speaking a different language.
Qingba Dao.
He's got Qingba Dao.
He's got Qingba Dao.
Wait, what is that?
What?
What?
He got you! He got you! He got you!
He got you! He got you!
Wait, what's that?
Yo, what's good about 20,000 viewers?
How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
What's good about 20,000 viewers?
Was good
Yo chat moving mad fast, bro
I'm the next Aussie intake Shaq
I'm the next Aussie intakes
I'm the next Aussie intakes Shaq. It's me Asian Jeff. Oh my god
I'm gonna become the next viewing party
Anyone it's anyone's game, I'm gonna be honest
God damn you type fast of course, bro
Wait, we're gonna replace all the intakes cuz I'm all the intakes. I have 21,000 viewers. I'm the next Ozzy chat. Oh my god
Yo, code and rapping nearly two kills, bro
Oh
These black bears are mad good
My god, beautiful
Yo, I'm a good commentator. Oh my god
to be so boring it's really it's all for 20 minutes I agree Ozzy I agree yeah it's
gonna win an FNCS but a holy f**k oh my god
this is the real game play for men but hey you gotta do it you gotta do the win
is that the game? yes sir it's the game
well you said it they're four in the
rock boom dude no one is challenging them chat this game to the trees
but dude this is so impressive wait they actually conditioned NA no one is
I've been tired of qualp for games
I actually think folks in A1 are trying to do the zone play with a scared about soloist
He's fucking the same
Yeah, he lives in A1 in real life
Elon Musk is in chat
Yeah, I think folks in A1 are trying to do the zone play with a scared about soloist
I don't even know if that's it
I thought it wasn't going to be man, they're looking fucking great though
Peter wants to show us what he's got.
We have one shockwave left by Bill.
It's anyone's game here.
And we had no one dominate high on E today, man.
It's anyone's game here.
The cold has finally gone down.
Rapids stuck outside his zone.
Anyone could not cut off the cap.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man.
What a bad price.
Yo, can you do a toilet giveaway?
Yeah, I got you.
Players in this game.
Almost everybody left alive in solos.
Rapids prompting the pressure.
He's actually doing so well, what the fuck?
Yo, is Slipty actually crazy?
They have a long S-Cut already.
Yo, Clix and Hayes are doing it bro.
You guys hear me eat?
Every time I don't shoot, you're chewing aggrously into the mic.
What's that mean?
Another three Elim wins.
Wow.
No getting crazy Elims, but holy shit.
Clix is actually doing crazy.
Good God.
Oh
Wow wow
Wow
No, I don't know you can't know taste bad, you know, what's bad I mean?
No, go live, bro. You're unemployed, bro
This could have been new plane this could have been me playing if blooming did not die
if um if bogey didn't sell me
i could be in grants or not with 20 000 viewers chat watching me but instead i'm i'm watching
with 20 000 viewers so it's all good we got 20 000 people in here you know i'm saying it's all good
more again
all right i'm about to eat kimchi are you guys ready for this ASMR
and game three it was it was a breeze
oh that's spicy why is that kimchi spicy what what are you doing
Yeah
She go to bro
She's so passionate with her job
Why clicks on live so he doesn't have to deal with drones well
He plays better all she needs
How many years thought you have or faxie
Wow
This is insane my viewers
43,000 years less than you bro. No, yeah more of me
How is that still a boss it's been five hours. I don't really know I could not tell you
That's the same yeah, we fucking suck where we had co-rap in sync
I mean they were not looking at crazy coming to this but like
Please he's cold. Let's see who's doing that last. This was brazen people my friends on to
Feels worse so much yet
Jack and and then
Yeah
Electron 41st as expected first grads
Bucky and then not doing too bad
Is that trimming no he wants to call in I respect it. I want to shoo me either
I'm actually great. I would get clown on
Electronite
Why is canada not called he didn't want to he um he didn't want to play bro
Say you swear on God, Taylor.
Right from the therapy box.
Clicks is one of the only viewers.
Am I on top?
That's hot sauce.
I'm a committed.
Yo, E, Harvey, what's up, tier one.
Two goats, thank you, E Harvey.
I miss you, buddy.
Actually, same for the bodybuilders.
Do it all done.
I'm a bodybuilder, bro.
I need a hype song then. What's a good hype song, chap?
What's a good hype song?
I need a song. I eat raw eggs a lot.
How much you bench? Yo, Jeff, I bench. I bench.
I put 45 plates on each side, nigga.
Collect for a Megan badge.
Yeah, everybody say Megan and Jack.
Everybody say Megan and Jeff or Morgan sorry
But wash anyone else
Morgan Morgan Morgan
That's funny the therapist handing the tissues is a real thing. That's what happened me today
Do you guys like my ASMR while I eat?
Earlier when we made tea, it was like during the milk ad.
And then the friend said you should make one.
And I thought he said make tea.
And I was like, you know what, you're right.
And I went to make tea.
But he made the ad.
I'm not talking about you, bro.
What tea do you ever want to taste?
I'm gonna throw a card gone.
It's not helping that much.
What?
I have to admit something
admit it bro
I admit it
boy
my voice is dying
it's like a singer
basically like the main remedy for singers and costas
interestingly enough Kelly
it's like recreation shit
it doesn't taste that nice but it's actually so good
ow
we're gonna get a second place with 11
I'm not gonna lie chat 22k viewers. Holy you fell off. I know bro. We used to get 40k viewers, bro
Wait, why are you giving?
Yeah, we fell off bro. We used to get 40k viewers, bro. What happened to us, bro?
20k viewers really bro do you use BS6k? I don't know bro. I don't know what happened to me bro.
What was the most viewers you had back in the day?
6,059
You get our revenue from bot let me see my let me pull up my revenue on my other screen
Judging from my face. Let's see how much money we made from the box. I
Don't think we do though
According to my calculations
I think the boss are working I think them I think the boss are working
oh my god look at this chat stop chewing in your mic you chudd my bad my bad
The winner
My miss when the movie was that I bro
You still got motion boom
Yo, coldest spill, man.
Y'all have time, we got 21K viewers, bro.
And Bodhi didn't sell me crap?
I'm saying this to 21,000 people in the shimmin' hell.
If Bodhi didn't sell me, we'd be playing Grandsmen now.
I'm going to end it now. Let that son of a kid.
I got a phone that's ringing like that show, you know.
Let's go.
Ah, I think they went up guys.
It's kids, yeah, they're in kids.
Yup, yup, they went up.
Wait, he asked me to end it too.
Well, we are blue now, you know what I'm saying?
Ah, I'm full.
Ugh.
I'm full ginger sauce and spaghetti no no no no I'm eating kimchi bro kimchi cucumber
blackberries and chicken you'd be so good bogey just gotta ignore him it's not
possible game I tried bro
Jason watching bro yeah start shadow boxing check start shadow boxing
Mama, watch this.
Yep, here he goes.
Here he goes.
Nope, never mind.
He decides to risk.
Okay.
The dog, we get it, dude.
You got abs.
Now, bro, we got it.
Holy shit.
There's a shadowbox.
There it is.
He's so fucked.
Ha ha ha ha.
Watch me.
You think I'm sorry bro?
Watch me
Chad y'all actually think I'm cooked or no?
Do you know?
Do you know? And we don't have the vodka. I'm in a mushroom
Do you know? And we don't have the vodka. I'm in a mushroom
And we don't have the vodka. I'm in a mushroom
I'm so worried about cold and rapid, because I'm here when I farm my medal or even like
I'm a jack-in-a-pen. So scary for me that middle
How's breaking now
This is game found and I heard the bus sound by unloading
No, don't tell me you didn't get in
There you go. Oh my god. You've been looking good. I mean, we're gonna be loaded it on
the bus, brother. Yeah, we are y'all actually think I look good chat. Yo, why is that 20,000
I
That's Calcutta
Yo 21k viewers. No, that's not good enough we need 30,000 viewers right now
Is he? Can you look up right? Tell me.
I think he is. I think he is.
Peek got so much aura.
He's really good.
I'm not even gonna...
You look like a cutie red flesh.
Is he on you?
Call Lace for more bots.
Get out.
Get out.
Okay, I'm gonna use shots.
I
Was that twitch extension I saw you guys a little viewers anybody know
Damn going up
Don't, don't do that, bro.
Send the whole fucking chat spamming.
It says you have 480 viewers, say you swear God.
My favorite team mate, I'm so happy.
Thanks mate.
I love how monster says that.
Everyone's somewhat sticking to their strategy sticking to the game plan
So are you?
Neum?
Scyling of course
All is done
You're the silver there
Ooh, interesting
4-5 white stone
That's very good for a good place
You should rate someone after the stream.
Nah bro.
I'm already nobody of these viewers bro.
are just like
This this quarter the map was just the fucking power vacuum on a you and a I'm just like the last boss
I got all fucking I guess I'll call this team for six chests in the desert
Clicked my money issue
They're gold here and they're actually not easy to kill.
Chat, I'm just a good streamer, bro.
What yellow and can't swim?
What?
Tell me, tell me.
What yellow and can't swim?
Why didn't this get called?
Why didn't you guys ask Albergy why he didn't call?
They just get destroyed and they would just kill one cannot take this, but I can't.
I don't think they'll use their brain that much.
I
Electro incident
Why so viewers I know bro we see a 60,000 viewers only get 20 20,000 years now check it's just so sad
Like we used to actually get 20,000 viewers
Or six thousand my bad
Electro on height you guys get it
Hmm
Come again new deal
The machine is south. That's it
Her moments takes I didn't know that
My bag guys, I thought you guys like the asmr
I thought you guys liked it. You guys don't want me you guys don't want to do
Stop smacking. Wait you guys don't like when I smack?
But we're at 22,000 viewers now.
So it's working.
I gotta keep doing it.
Nah, I'm just playing.
Alright, I'm done eating.
Made my ass clean.
That's my final meal by the way, Jack.
Yeah
Is dripping everywhere, bro
and Higgs proved me that hate maybe
This is so creepy
But it's not fax that should really gosh for me. He has a fax job now
Check if I mean Asian Jeff merch would you guys buy and where to score? No
Yes or no
No, wait, why not? I would get bullied if I wear your shirt. Why would you guys ever
say that? Let's see what facts it's selling. Let's see what you sell. Oh, shit! Hold up.
I'm high in my skin
See what he's doing
Oh
This is a Twitch sub
Oh nevermind
Backshot
He's got a sub only one on
Bro
They AI'd faxity bro
He's not this skinny
$40 for what?
Oh my Jesus
If anyone buys that, I don't know what to tell you
They actually AI him
Chad, you can get so much stuff for $4
Like, you guys could get Asian Jeff full box shirt for $40 instead
You guys know I have an Asian Jeff full box shirt Richard. I
Got the same massage gun do you wouldn't put it on your penis bro? It's so it feels so good
Should I try it right now and put it on my penis
No, that's kind of weird if I do that
My god my girl just texted me. Let's see what she said. I'm not giving you guys attention anymore
Yo, I just saw a photo of me in in 2025 chat. Was that chopped?
with that shot back then holy holy the glow up is crazy yanging yo
listen in alo same thing so far 16 points half of those coming in this game alone
to test it towards the new sanctuary or the pick up those two abminations sometimes you
just need a big moment like that to get things going
dude the globe is insane
They might have just saved Venom's tournament here chat the girl up isn't the same
Oh
The buzz on you is not it
My girl just text me I'll go to a party. What does that mean chat is that bad or good?
Is that good or bad?
Jamal is not going to be at the party right bad. Would you guys let your girl go to a party or no?
Jamal is not at the party bro. There's no way
I'm gonna say are you gonna drink
That's kind of one of the downsides of height as many you have to play really high
Bro, I'm not going to chat one people drink. They'd like
Say everything on their head. Did you guys know that?
Like they get what is it called the author said it all day. It's like yeah buzz or whatever
I realized there is a confusion of whether for night commitment is allowed for use of drug calculators
We should have oh shoot
The game you're in this is used as for the current phrasing of our program
Oh, what does that mean?
Prohibited, what does that mean?
What does prohibited mean?
Drunk, drunk, word, sober thought?
Due to the tournament timing the lobbies are now full for this event and it's too late for them to continue the current tournament
Just take this out
Dude that's so crazy
Why would they ever
Ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever say that ever
Wait, so it's a lot though. Well, it's not allowed
But it also means now if you find some new thing that falls into a gray area
You might get DQ, but maybe you weren't if they do they might undecu like bro
No, no, it's not a lot before nice cook
So we'll be up in the corner to visit whoever tweeted is fired. Wait, why I don't understand it
You munching boogies. No, I'm just biting my nails. I'm anxious Josh is
like it was using files that were
Publicly available through overwaltz
Yeah, I don't get it explained so they banned people for using a draw map thing
And then they got out of grants but they said that it was a mistake so they just self-reported
So basically they got banned from grants
By accident and they can't play but that's what the answer deserves
Before I definitely assume bro these little kids ain't soon bro
It's funny, it's actually funny.
Dude, this game is insane.
It's like April Fool's World.
Through NJC, I don't even know, bro.
I'm actually at a loss for words.
Like, that's just...
They've admitted that what people did was against the rules,
and you will be punished for it.
So why walk back and de-cute?
That's what I'm saying. It was so good,
until they just said it should be a game.
So now they've done the worst of both worlds.
They de-cute people, so they can't play FNCS.
But they haven't even instilled
like instilled the fear of being DQ'd in the future. They've literally done the worst of both worlds.
Again, they would have been better if they said nothing. How do they do this?
Maybe they should stick to no communication at all because when they communicate they sound kind of like...
How do they do this?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Blitz and Higgs.
Oh, Higgs is dead. Oh, shit, we're gonna lock back in the chat.
We might just restart by game 11 anyways.
I mean, fuck it, we might just restart the whole tournament, eh.
Oh my gosh
Jack can you guys hear me buddy my nails room since when you live for so long since I decided to lock in
Have decided to lock in bro
My god
No
No, Oliver
I love you daddy
I'm not interested bro
I'm not interested. Yo, why did I just drop out of 19,000 viewers?
Yeah, I'm losing viewers, bro
Damn, that's crazy. I haven't seen this in a long time. Yeah, man, it's been a minute, bro
There's no you're only creating dog drama. There's like it's been a minute, bro
That's what you get for saying back say it back. I'm not interested
Yeah, I'm losing viewers I'm my 18,000 viewers they're going slowly down
They're going down. Oh my god, if I look again, it's gonna be 17,000
I'm closing my eyes I can't I can't watch
I can't watch that they're going downhill
Click Jeff buying back. Oh my god. We're back
We're at 19,000 viewers. Oh, we're back chat. We're back
We back we're back
I miss the old four hundred your Jeff does this guy
Oh my god, Chad what should I do after this?
It's like a competitive program that literally has everything and it's a proof.
I know of this program because like they solo ranked.
Basically, stop butting your nails Brody.
For real, you changed now that you got viewers?
Because I showed him the other program that was-
Shower shern.
I already showered, bro. I don't want to shower again. I'm hungry chat. I just I just ate my last meal
Do I did not drink a lot of water today I can go to a grocery store chat
Why 18k viewers out? Oh my god, they're dropping. Oh my god. I'm at 18,000 years chat. I'm at 18,000 years
We need to get back up 23k. We're losing viewers day by day
Would you ever stop acting zesty? I can't turn your stream up. I'm not zesty
Five grams of nails with a meal
Why sniff why don't sniff? I love sniffing my nails cuz it tastes so good
Yeah, it tastes so good
Come on Cooper walking bro
And
Someone to sec me that was a loud text. I'm looking at my phone. It's my girl
Chama 18,000 beers
Yeah, so now you got 8k viewers you're you owe me. Oh my god. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back in 19
Whoo, I was in the kitchens with parents and you started moaning. Oh, I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry chat
I'm so sorry
Yo Antonio, bro, I think we get it, bro. I think we get it, bro. I
I feel where my circle
Oh Cooper's aim is crazy
Why though why cuz I'm a dummy
Okay, you get cheated on bro fool me once fool me twice
Think about it if I get cheated on again, I will punch Jason harder. I'm just I'm manipulating on my self chat
Because I like that. I like getting manipulated
What does that mean when you like getting manipulated?
Give them manicure. What are you doing with electrical lines and possible? It's not happening, bro
Wake me up inside
My god, we're getting back up to 20k viewers
Mastersists or something like that
Even they called self-sabotaging we like getting manipulated for a better cause
People think that I got back with a cheater is bad, but they don't know what I'm really trying to do with that
You know, they don't know I'm trying to get myself hurt again so that I could punch Jason harder, bro
Because think about it when I'm in the fight I'm thinking about what she did to me
That's what a master's test is buddy. I don't know that means
Cope cope cope
Dude this last two you want it's gonna be so close bro. Oh my god, they're gonna get to one
That was close bro, they almost lost that chat
Just say you want to crack your lustful. No, it's not a lustful, bro
It's more like
Not it's more like
Not being able to be alone
It is a little bit of lust, but it's also like not being alone
You know I'm saying
Because I don't have my dog with me, bro. I don't have like people to come for me
The only solution to that is to go to sleep
That's not good bro. I got back my ex three times. Wait Chacha. You're the girl that's with Randy, right?
Or that different girl. How she cheat?
I don't know if I want to talk about it
Cuz she might be watching me, you know
Bro, it's 19k of
You're right, I'm 19,000 years right now, bro. Yo, Slay, think of the two viewer rate, bro
But don't ever rate me again with two viewers, bro. That's straight up this respectful, bro
Don't ever die very good
You already talked about it, bro. No, I didn't I
Talk about it. I talk about it on the low on the deal. I don't talk about it every day
I used to talk about my relationship every day
But now it's not like that
Threats qualp for grants? I thought threats didn't qualp. How is threats and grants right now?
20k viewers. The fame got to you.
They have really good skin. Are they both Arabian chat? Is acorn and pulse Arabian?
Wake me up in Sun. I did gotta poo. Can you get banned for viewbotting? No I can't because
There's nothing I could do about it
Join all go to these green party. All right, baby. We can join all rooms being party. Let's knock on the door
Chat everybody say knock on his door
Ever I want all my twenty thousand viewers to go in the chat and say yo Asian Jeff trying to collab with you
Please over visuals and braids that also past clicks and eggs all because of clicks and eggs dying early
30 second with one elimination in game number three. Oh, yeah, is this thing on?
They're not playing on height they died too early. Dude these small shimmers just have eagles bro
Why is Jeff requesting to collaborate with me dude? He's not even watching the tournament is he?
Cuz niggas in third place acorn bolts right guy cooks niggas down in fourth
This leaderboard is looking closed ritual and ages in fifth place right now 30 points beyond acorn and bull
What is that sound effect?
Threats here in 7.
I'll be a minute and 8.
This music is way too loud right now.
Sorry about that.
Wake me up inside.
Ooh.
OK.
OK.
So we're going to go right now.
The qualification for the landscape eating.
19K viewers, bro.
Hey, get it right, buddy.
We got 20K viewers.
You know who you're talking to?
Somebody find out.
Jeff wants me to collaborate.
Subject me.
Subject me.
But that's my partner.
I'm getting frosted, no?
Is that bad?
What's that?
Yo! What's good?
Yo! What's good?
I'm near Mike, brother.
POPOX!
yo what's good you got 22,000 viewers now how do you feel you're a victim just
like me
how does it feel we're both victims all right call me on discord we're gonna do
a dual viewing party fear be just free subs for 56 months call me on discord
Right now Jeff just want to let you know that I'll still support you after Jason knocks you into next week
Not even 30 seconds into round one. Are you kidding me? Oh, yeah, why did I already just drop me?
It's what happens when people are racist now bro. He doesn't want my 20,000 viewers shot
He doesn't want he doesn't want my 20,000 viewers shot
It's all good, bro. I respect it, bro. Whatever, bro. It's your loss, bro.
It's okay. He has 200 viewers. You're right. He has 200 viewers.
Slow chat chat. It's not slow. It's just AI, bro. Um, yo, Phil, you think you're gonna prime for
56 months, man? I'll still support you after Jason knocks you out. Bro, Jason is not knocking me out,
Chad. If I could wash a lot of what I did today, you guys will see how good I fought today.
Wait, so Chasha, are you dating that guy that's, um, that's, that's what the guy?
No.
Of course it's a bot.
Bro, Jason Fokimi, you're cucked, bro.
Bro, Jason is gonna waste his energy, bro, Kimi, bro.
I thought Prime Jeff was back.
What are we doing?
Bazaar right.
Come on man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Why aren't you playing Grants?
Holy fuck.
Dude that was a hard ass side of the mop.
Did that hurt? Are you good?
You have more viewers than Fortnite?
You're right. Get mobs, Fortnite.
To come out with a game like this.
A bit like Borgie Limbs.
I have more viewers so that makes me important.
Get mobs, Fortnite.
I own you, I own you Fortnite, look at my hit-tack, alright?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I own in the honor one.
Yeah!
I'm the honor one.
I'm not a Fortnite chat.
Wait, 30 bro.
I'm the honor one
I'm on a corner chat
Wait seriously bro
The fact that Fortnite only has 18,000 players watching grand we are cooked bro
We are cooked
Yeah, this ain't no 20k viewers. Uh, yes it is
Can't you guys see there's 20,000 people typing my chat around chat?
Hello, I didn't see I need to see this tweet cuz I'm I'm a viewing party guy now, too
So we got it we gotta see you sleep
Yeah, it's just I just don't know where it's we did see you know going into this game a bad person try over here
I don't even play this game
But how's it that you guys fire all your good employees then hold some mass torment just a mess of some
Of the people's biggest days. This is sad
You know what a lot of people are hating bro. I'm gonna be the one to disagree
Watch this
Thank you. Thank you for letting us know for that come
Now, you guys are so goading and always communicative, oh shoot, communicative, how do I spell communicative?
Communicative.
This is why you guys are the best eSport in the scene.
Keep doing what you guys are doing and keep eliminating it.
See chat?
A lot of people are having negativity, but in this world filled with negativity, you
gotta be positive, okay?
You gotta show people.
more to life than just hate. Look at all these haters in the comments bruh. But I'm the only
one chat that supports Fortnite. Fortnite, I know you're watching right now. I'm here
for you bro. You may have messed up, but just know you made everybody's career. You
made Stable Ronald's career. You made my career. You made Peerbots career. You made
You made Fax's career, you made Judd's career, you made Francis's career, you made Noah's
W's place career, you made Booga's career.
You did this!
And that's why I love Fortnite.
Give me my Icon skin.
Give me my Icon skin.
Um, homie ain't getting an Icon skin?
Yes I am.
Check.
I'm getting my own Icon skin.
Think about it.
I'm gonna be the first Asian icon in the game.
There's no other Asian icon in the game.
I'm going to be the first one, you know what I'm saying?
Type B.
Because in this situation, one thing goes wrong, and now look,
we fall earlier than the rest of the lobby to catch up.
No, it doesn't.
They didn't cheat, right?
And you have to restart the tournament.
It's not just one team.
It's four or five.
It's five, yeah, five serves.
Like five teams.
Six or maybe under U.S.
Yeah, it's either restart the tournament and let those teams play or they cheated and they can't play it's not
Need to come on else
Quit butting your nails. I'm anxious bro. I'm anxious
Instead of for night maxing we are viewbotting maxing
All right, I don't know why you said that cuz now I'm gonna show you guys my six back
You should have said that bro you put that shirt down
damn bro you guys just disrespected me bro how do you have 20k viewers is that
is that not the hundred times someone asked me chat the reason I have 20k
viewers is cuz I'm simply him bro just cuz you guys can't seem to accept that
it's not my fault it's not my fault it's your guys's fault you guys are
the prom you know how LeBron James tweeted maybe it's me it's you you're
You're in the prom.
You're in the prom.
You're in the prom.
Steak stack? Where?
Oh, I just cracked my back.
Oh.
Yeah.
I need to take some water.
I'm gonna go drink some refrigured water. I'll be right back.
Baby, I'm the baddest, girls.
Like it kind of needs to happen, but now they've just fully fucked it because now they've made it like
Chad what do I do if I get a girl pregnant? What would you guys do if you guys got a girl pregnant?
Wait is his brain the late he's got that pistol and like he's like oh, I got it. Oh
He just sold
Maybe I'm the baddest dip. Yo, are you guys kidding me?
So if you guys got a girl pregnant, you wouldn't stay with her?
That's messed up.
That is so messed up. I
can't believe it.
I actually can't believe you guys would do that.
I would be Zaddy.
Jeffrey Jr. and I are mums coming.
I'm checking my phone.
My girl text me.
Those who can't believe you got back will grow a cheat on you.
Alright bro.
This guy bro.
just send me this we're just like
i just want to give a little quick updated video you know saying as many of you guys know
um the title of this video to me i got you know i'm the
it's not funny chat it's not funny it's not funny okay
It's the concept of what they believe in the public.
It's not how they said it.
It's what they said.
Nah, bro.
Pack it up.
Bro, they created a fucking like a climax in the-
I just got banned.
Literally, it's irrelevant.
Maybe I'm the baddest girl.
You might have to take the video down.
Wait, I want to see if my revenue goes up when I have
view bar shut.
Does anybody know?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
That would be crazy.
If my revenue goes up, I'll be crazy
Bro, everyone's laughing at you
bro found the method it's you confirm
no you guys are weird bro
I tell us how much we doing oh look at that
positive bro look how positive I am chat
124k likes bro I'm a hand buddy
Oh my god
F my copy paste is gone
Wait, what'd you say?
Electro on high watch out
Stop chest stop sing Electro on high bro
yo hi yo hi I'm not interested I like your version of Korean chocolate play
hello I need to see some blood I need surprises kid yo what's good I got 20k
viewers right now what's say what's up to my chat I got 20,000 I got 20,000
I can't be getting mugged like that is he live or no yeah you can leave my
stream. You can go watch him. So good bro. It's all good. Am I a good manipulator? Am I
manipulating you right now? Dude why is this mic in my throat bro? How many bots are watching?
hold on my girl's texting me I can't give you guys attention
mauged by Aussie stop buying your nails it's easier said than done
It's easier said than done chat for the people that buy my nails. You know I'm talking about
My name is all good. I don't I would never lie to you like that. My name is
Wait was all of us
Bye Jeff, I love you the best bro. It's all good bro. You can just go watch the lover boy calming bro
Oh my god, oh my God for that week for a tweet
It cannot be that funny bro
I have a straight face you know, bro
It cannot be that funny bro, is anybody in chat laughing
This cannot be that funny
I don't know if I'm eating chicken rice every day, and I'm just low energy but like that cannot be that funny
Why do you do a wash fight over cuz you got an ego bro?
He doesn't want my 22,000 years
I'm a 30 year old man. I've dedicated eight years of my life to this shit. Like I just can't help a lot for like
I just can't dude. I really think it's like a griniest e-sport to dedicate my life to oh my god
It's so funny dude.
It's so funny dude.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Reload only.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So funny dude.
Oh my god.
My woop band chat.
Bro they're actually rage baiting.
Why is this like so like loose?
It's the only at the...
Is it really 22,000 people?
Yeah yeah yeah.
It's 22,000 people on the chat right now guys.
He's always into my chat.
Oh my gosh.
It's making me more fun when we put on the show.
It's not a quality match.
We don't want to fight him.
Yeah, Jeff. We got 22 thousand years.
Oh, no.
No.
I don't feel like...
All right.
I'll compete, bro, yeah.
I got the reload series.
Jeff, stop cheek-biting.
It's nice, bro.
close that are you kidding me now baby you're the baddest girl baby you're the
best girl baby you're the bad girl man I'm so tired chat is it cuz I just eat
chicken cucumbers and kimchi and blackberries for a living dude once I
start eating McDonald's and like diet coke, sick chicken nugget pieces, Big Mac,
freaking hash brown on the sides of bubble tea bro like I probably will have
way more energy. Jeff how do you have 22k viewers is Prime Jeff back? Yes sir!
Prime Jeff is back! Prime Jeff is back!
of competition going against this level of competition and there seem to be holding her
weight just fine.
Jack prime death is back bro just admit it bro.
You know what will make prime death come back even more if I leaked my penis.
No I'm explaining.
I should not have said that.
I'm sorry guys.
No no it starts next Friday.
I'm so sorry.
next Friday with finals with final
they said they gave birth on my fucking
god so we have to ruin the moment
using as well on top of that wait did
you guys actually see my prayer when
I was shouting like a few minutes ago
this is insane did you guys actually see
it no way they'd rage beat this no
they're rage baiting they're actually
clip no the reply the release yeah
that has to be rage bait like it's
no way they say was it big or small
Yo! Stabilanto just subscribed!
Thank you bro, small bro. Well, I wasn't hard. I wasn't hard. When I'm hard, it's like packing.
But my girl keeps spamming me bro, what is she saying?
What does disillusion mean chat? Disappointed in someone or something that one discovers
to be less good than the one had to believe? I don't know what that means.
Yeah, why do you always cry bro? Cuz it's called being human
You guys know I'm talking about
Do this grand is sleeper, bro
Try this grand is sleeper, bro
Yo shit guys, yo shit, yo shit, yo shit, yo shit, let's go.
Yo shit, yo shit, massages, massages, massages.
Maybe we should, maybe I'm the baddest girl.
Dude, this girl walked up to me on the party yesterday.
Should I confront her about it?
Yo, did you say I smelled bad, bad when you walked up to me?
Like
Someone told me that she said I smell bad the other day
Guys I did not buy my viewers bro
Oh my god, like oh my god. Can we talk about how the weather is bro?
like can we talk about like oh Jeff you have such a nice sweater where did you
get your sweater from or Jeff I saw your shower stream a few minutes ago your
print was showing you know just stuff like that now why is it always got to
be about viewers these days man
you guys are bad boys you guys are bad boys if Jess pump shot and he killed
lecture he would have been playing right now
Your ban Jack wait Peterbots dying a surge
Chat Peterbots down a surge
Maybe you're the baddest okay some chats don't move fast so like XTC could have five viewers
guys it doesn't matter about the viewers can we just can we all can we just like talk about
the fact that we get to wake up every day and get another day to live in this world
110 below
Throw the men this room
Throw the men this
Nice they made a
We might be out of pace for land if they don't have a good game six if we go down here. Oh
God
Oh God
Oh God
like dude, that's gonna be just like the biggest grief right when it does that much damage to the team
like they're gonna say like oh i could have told you know what i mean like
today inject you with the bots the only thing that we inject is peptides bro
can we talk about the political and economic will stay the world right now
um i heard that no we actually can't because i don't think it's good to talk about politics
on stream isn't that what hasan abi did and he got banned on twitch chat
Am I trippin dude there's still belong surge oh my god somehow some way I feel
like Peter that's gonna get some tagging kids
oh boy oh no boy oh Peter Peter get a bullet Peter Peter
Chuck duck. Oh my god. Chuck duck. Chuck E. wuggie wuggie boogoo wee wee. Oh
Wow, dude, look how good they are. They were down so bad and they just got free wipe
Bro ain't catching the reference. What you mean? I
Can't lie. I want clicks to win this one. I can't lie
I don't want him to win this one cuz he already has so much money
You know who I do want to win I want myself to win but both you saw me we were quality
If in me and bogey called grand chat we would be first around grins and we would have qualified
man and went to Germany but bogey sold me bro it's a shame bogey sold me
he's a bad boy he's the best in the world man
aww that's so sweet
aww how sweet is that
dude Kota has aim bar or something
40 solo bro? 40 dead cell
why did you ask frantic when she said you smell bad but that's what someone in the
chat said
someone in chat said that she said that I smell bad
what the hell bro this is so beautiful
the storm is just beautiful
I like to go up there. They said you guys can have it
We're gonna wait and find these perfect elimination down low is another one spotted out on to baby on the best girl
My buddy my nails
Wait wait ecstatic. Can you ask her if I if she said that a smell good or not?
Can you ask her
Oh, no, Klicks is selling, bro.
Wait, two rough games in a row here for Klicks, maybe this could be bad.
Even in a chips, instead of fighting it out.
Bro, you actually be a mugger if you were 6 feet?
I am 6 feet 1.
I don't know why y'all think I'm short.
I'm 61.
Jeff, Jeff, get YSL, EDP, you got all the hugs like me.
Nah, I got a really good one.
I got an A-Rap Cologne that's called like Latafa or something.
And then I have Glucinell.
And then I have a Doshi Kobano.
And then I have 91 coming, if y'all know what that is, it's like a drake cologne, I've yet
to smell it.
And then I have another A-Rab cologne coming.
I have Hella cologne, Jack.
Wait, Peterbots gonna win this game.
Peterbots gonna win this game.
Oh, Peterbots.
I
Said to she kebana go she banana. I don't want to say
Yo, what is going yo Peters died in there? What is going on in the sky right now? They're flying bro. What is rap doing?
Oh my god, rapid and cold.
Oh, Ritual's dropping them.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
And then Ritual, and then Visuals and Braids.
Visuals and Braids are like the low ground duo.
Make it six make it seven
Good to Mars did Higgs die I
Think so I think Higgs died
Yo, I wanted I don't know the label. I saw your life with Loki was cooked my life was never cooked
I
Wasn't a rut, but like my life is never cooked cuz everything's playing through God bro
Everything happens for a reason and it's all in God's will bro
Whatever God wants me to do is in my will
My pride is broken, dude.
Are you trying?
In a great fashion there, too, but visuals and braids...
Wait, what place is visuals and braids?
That was not what I expected.
God damn.
It's not updated.
My group actually cooked up a bit in the fucking bang, I'm not gonna lie.
That was actually a bit of an old-out reaction to the fucking butter message.
Wait, it is updated. Why are they only at 2.15?
I thought they were at 300
Oh my god
I'm re-reading it
Ask Frantic right now? Alright
Ask Frantic how to just know when you went up to him
Okay? Let's see what she says
Let's see what she says
He's super consistent
Little in braids
He's pretty consistent as well
Minus this game
Acorn Bolt
What do you mean Ken, Kayla?
Clicks in Higgs
clicks in his Peterbotton poyo threats in the year came back back in this
while I've been managed my name seems to read Cooper
why is someone in her chats tWish named Jeff 21 centimeter Jeff asked bro
don't sell for poor me like that bro yo Luca think about a time for six months
Oh my god!
Thank you, brother.
Love you too, my goat.
God damn it or god damn it.
Oh, you can't say that?
I didn't know that.
Oh, I think she did well.
You're so Jewish? How am I Jewish?
Just subscribe. Love you, Jeff
Gotta get that out of your vocabulary. I'll try bro. I already stopped cursing
Maybe you're the baddest girl
Jeff you dropped something shower, what does that even mean?
Step away, but return.
Prepare ourselves for the last game of the day.
See you in a bit.
There's not even six fucking games, man.
You know what? I'll step up and ask for myself.
God damn.
Do you think I smell good when you walked up to me?
Jeff, maybe at least you have a problem, dude.
Dude, no, I wasn't fucking smelling you, holy shit.
I'm quiet.
I'm not interested.
Don't ever disrespect me ever again.
Don't ever disrespect me again.
Don't ever disrespect me again like that.
Do you understand me?
Don't ever disrespect me ever again.
I'm sorry dude. I'm not interested
I'm not interested. I didn't I didn't think this is right. That's gonna hurt her bro
That's gonna hurt her ego bro. I'm not interested. I literally got a girl check
I'm not sure. I just want to know my cologne smell good, bro. That's all
Damn, can a guy not ask if their cologne smells good, bro. Damn
Do you remember me? I'm your girlfriend. You said I did not say that I did not say that I never said that
I've never said you were my girlfriend
Oh, Viewbot, Viewbot, you're banned
I'm gonna crank chat, cause I have no patience
I'm gonna crank, okay?
What do you mean?
I'm from Oblach Zone Wolves
Where's that got to click?
for what wait what what you guys talking about my crank real quick baby you're
the baddest girl look at these click viewers bro 80 HD special kids nothing
wrong being special I love being special
Yeah, why not low key looking slow right now, bro?
How many mushroom?
Jeffery, you're the baddest.
You better RKO Jason.
What does RKO mean?
Why don't you just say knockout?
RTO is more like WWE-ish I know.
Yo!
No man.
Ain't walking.
Trying to be walking, I ain't walking.
Let me know what next game starts yet.
RKO is a reverse chokehold in the body slam.
Bro, I thought you were good.
I am good bro.
There's a reason I have 22,000 viewers I know.
Look at that.
Look at it when I started trying.
They restarted Granz?
No, they didn't.
Say you swear to God.
Like he's just I just shoot like way like the wake-up
Baby on the bed
Three Booga wait what happened to Booga?
We started Jeff so Jeff and Aubrey can play wait, what's this photo right here?
Damn, who's that?
Who's that?
Holy bro!
That guy's big!
Jeez!
Damn!
Ew.
Tell me the method to get ripped?
Take redder?
Take Reda, do 10,000 steps a day.
Drink one gallon of water every single day.
Get your heart broken and get cheated on
and then lift and progress and overload.
Two failure sets, every machine.
And then train like you're going home.
I want you to train in the gym like for real,
like no messing around.
I want you to max effort, everything you do.
And I want you to walk out the gym
feeling the muscle group that you hit
like mad pumping stuff.
If it's not feeling like that,
you just did not work out hard enough.
And then I want you to do 30 minute stay master on top of that, level 10.
And then I want our zone 2 stay master, if you have an apple watch, just use zone 2 stay
master for 30 minutes.
And then I want you to go for a 3 mile run.
And then I want you to stretch your body every single day.
And then I want you to take magnesium glycerate for your sleep.
And then I want you to get 8 to 9 hours of sleep.
I prefer 9 hours because I have function better on 9 hours of sleep.
And then I want you to get a whoop in and an order ring so you can track your sleep to
analyze what you're doing wrong.
And then I want you to eat chicken rice every day along with some ground beef, I'll get
some red meat in there, some steak, you know what I'm saying.
And I want you to get some testosterone, higher up your testosterone.
And that's about it.
That's how you guys get ripped chat.
Off the top of my head, there's a little bit, there's a lot, but that's about it.
Like for me, I did a blood test and I found out my testosterone was 600, like without anything
bad.
We're just going to wait.
Which is like pretty, it's pretty good, that's what people say, but I want to be like, I
want to be, for my testosterone, I want to be in like the thousands, bro.
But I'm also 20, so it's like I'm so growing.
So should I stop playing Fortnite?
124 hours a week?
Yeah.
lower four night. The thing is, whatever you put effort in in life, you'll get better at it. That's just like science.
And what another good tip that I would recommend is I wouldn't go on YouTube and make a playlist
and put motivational edits in there and wash it every day. To brainwash your brain into thinking you're him.
And then the last thing you need is Jesus.
You just need God bro, that's the last thing you need
La la la
180 910 at 15 is that bad? Um not necessarily you're so 15 years old. You're so growing
Yeah, I go to church I mean it's not just about going to church it's about it's not about going to church giving money to the homeless like
You just gotta like talk to God, bro.
Like it could be any day of the,
like just talk to God like your friend, bro.
I know it sounds crazy, bro, but like,
like for example, like when you're in bed,
just look at the, just look up at the ceiling, bro.
And just talk about how your day went with God
and pray for stuff.
Pray for discernment, bro.
Which is basically like guidance.
Like what do I need to do God?
You know what I mean? Like...
But going to church is good.
That's a good start.
Like, I gotta go to church tomorrow.
The only thing I don't like about churches, bro,
is like, they be singing for like, seven years, gang.
Like, respectfully, bro, I'm trying to just get in there,
and get the lesson, bro.
And get out.
But I don't mind the singing.
I just think it's like...
I just think it's like...
a lot of singing because I'd be standing bro when they say cuz you know how
chat and church like you have to stand when you when you sit or stand when
they're singing or else like you can't sit like everybody stands up and when I
stand up for too long bro and my back hurts bro you know I'm saying
your bands two minutes ten minutes actually ten minutes is not bad I was
gonna do a week bro but I remember what blue me told me
then I saw the title thank you bro like thank you for reading the fricking chat
bro not a lot of people can do that bro thank you bro that takes a lot that
takes a lot thank you
The first thing I'm getting down. I think I'm using again the top five like everyone's
I read the chat
Dude my context you're like bothering me bro
Can we get a sub to me track oh one team won't hear okay okay
What's your take on this restart your hands I think they should restart heats so that I could uh, or LCQ so that I can call
Yo Jeff what's your split bro?
You don't like wearing glasses?
No, it's just I had to wear contacts today because I was boxing.
But like bro after wearing contacts for like a few hours
my eyes just get like...
Oh, my eyes just get like tired bro.
Yeah, I know, I've been.
I'm dead of shit, bro.
You know if Alva was calling?
Yeah, bro, get me off.
Shut up, bro.
This would have been me, bro.
Why didn't Fosobot just spam this damn guy for saying he's Nigerian?
That's racist.
You're looking the realest streamer I've ever seen bro.
Dude, just take the compliment bro.
And now I shreem because of you.
That's good.
if you guys shouldn't because of me that means I'm doing something right
I didn't get the pot
what?
bro
how'd it go?
Which give me a shot please
This guy made you knock wall he was just sitting on high bro. That's all
He was just sitting on high-track
Who moggers, thank you. Oh
I'm tired, bro. I don't know why bro
Does anybody know why I'm tired?
I'm trying to stop with all that.
I'm like, paying bro. I'm sorry to hear that bro.
I feel my life around bro. I'm sorry bro.
Sleep bro.
It's cause you were doing boxing practice.
Should I still hit legs today or is that too much?
Or is that too much? Oh my god, Brace died
here and it's just all I gotta make it look realistic no way for them they have
36 point gap if you beat it bro not over yet you're facts
it's not the same I'll tell you guys when I actually make it okay
Oh my gosh, I'm so I want to eat some fried chicken right on bro
Oh
Damn that's tender she's ate it like that
Yo, yeah, I just went down to 16,000 beers. Yeah, I'm falling off
I'm falling off. Okay. I'm back up to 18,000. We're good. We're good. We're good
But I gave me a freaking dude keep going the ace in Marlboro
Can I get a chicken wing?
Can I get a chicken wing?
I haven't had a KFC in so long.
Dude I'm in Dallas.
I could really pull up to KFC, bro.
Two bands.
and then I have to keep this one falling.
Rebooting, rebooting!
I'm sorry, loser.
Look at that kid's chat logs.
I hope in a few years when I run out of my house
I could possibly run into you, bro.
Hey, bro. One day, bro.
You'd be surprised how the world works, dude.
The world is a small place, dude.
I saw you at the Fimus event.
I know, bro. That was a really tough event.
I had a blast, bro.
I had a blast
Other
Bucky
That was Bucky
I just know Ozzie knows this is a freaking sleeper, Grans.
One last question, how much did she get a shout out for you?
You would have to ask, oh my god, Cat in my chat for that.
She knows the answer.
My skin is dry.
What the hell?
She knows the answer dude.
No shout outs.
Bop!
Yo, Jeffery Chong.
It's actually J-E-F-F-R-E-Y.
Accutene effects? Yeah, my skin feels like, dry right now.
And I'm on 30 MGs, bro.
Is that 30 MGs per pill, or is that 30 MGs total from two pills?
Cause I have to take two pills a day.
I feel like this is gonna be the best month of Accutene for me.
I don't wanna knock, I don't wanna, um, jinx myself, though.
I got so much expands bro bro just drop out of school bro school is a waste of
time bro school is a waste of time I'm telling me that right now like if you go
to school bro it's not worth it yeah mr. Grubb they would prime for me just
Gradually high school that's all you need mr. Grubham just resub for 15 months damn
Yo, my nose. I feel like I'm bleeding right now
Thank you, mr. Grub for the primer down 15 months for I appreciate you man enjoy the sub bad
Just so be molten add free viewing experience in the shrink bro. We don't run a lot of ads, but
Easy for you to say no, I was going to college, but then I blew up
I'm gonna drop that blood making for my friend.
And I was, I was very anxious. See, I was like, should I do this?
Like, it was like one of those choices in life where you have to make it.
You know how like you have choices where you don't know what to do?
And I took the risk, bro. I took the risk, bro, and I became a shimmer.
And I was doing good for a while and then, obviously the whole incident, you know what I mean, happened and
we're slowly coming back now, but I'm still living by, still getting by, so we're good.
it's very easy to like lose yourself when you blow up at least for me how you
tell your parents bro they just saw I was making loads loads of money
Uh, that's it.
That's the best one there is.
Are you good?
What are you?
What are you?
I thought it was coming up.
What are your heels?
I'm pizza 2 fez.
Jeff, are you f-ing up Jason in the fight, bro?
Yes, sir.
Right now, they're tarred.
Go for an outlook.
What's the team behind me?
The team's still right here.
Yes sir, Ski.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, I'll throw a fizz in.
Hey, he might be getting pre-da here.
Alright, let's watch the 4-in-bar class.
I've been also abducted of flu bro.
Wait, what is that thing with COVID where you got vaccine shots bro?
Cause I got vaccine shot?
But like everybody's saying don't get the vaccine shot.
Is that political to talk about?
There's like theories bro.
Looks like theories out there.
Just got time on all this chat bro.
It's all good bro.
Thank you for telling me.
apparently it'll cause heart failure so when the government activates the vaccine shops
everyone's gonna die of heart failure it's a little late for that honestly yeah it's
too late it's already in my blood and I think I got the booster one I think the first one
failed and then the second one was to make sure it was in your system if we die we die
I try it's so it's whatever bro. I don't I'm not really like scared of death
Who's the on bro look at the pin message and look at the title
Everyone dies eventually bro. Yeah, I know
The fourth most damage taken, oh really?
We're gonna find the first.
Surprising.
Turn to the down O-Seed.
All this stuff.
We're just taking time clocks out in the day.
Now I believe in the future,
humans will find a way to live long.
Really showing you why Bolts is one of the better.
These V-bots is gonna last every stream.
I don't think the guy that V-botted me
will do it every stream, there's no way.
Cause bro, if he does it every stream,
I'm gonna have to deal with these messages every stream
Yo, Hanky think a bit of two viewer rate, bro, I'm so sorry King don't hate me
No, I don't hate you
I just getting annoyed because everyone's been coming on chat and asking me about my view body
Obviously review body, bro
But it's not me I'm the I'm the victim chat I was the I was the corporate
Thank you, bro. I appreciate you, bro. Wait, you know, that's five kills. Oh my god, Curve might get jumped by King of Link.
and you don't take almost any damage
Hey, maybe it's just like a king, like, or like, it's just like a big round, bro
Like, you know, watching a little fun, yes, a little fun, you know, seven light kills in a grand stuff, come on
I don't think we can do this
It's not only seven kills, it's the fact that that's like, 2,000 damage worse done
It was taking like, no damage in the turn, you know
This is just, something exceptional for one person
Did he play a tofu bro? I think I remember him playing that kid
Oh, no
This is too good
Okay, we dropped down to 16,000 viewers get my viewers back up
Get my viewers back up. What's a good seat schedule? Oh my god, we're dropping on 12,000 viewers. It's going downhill. It's going downhill
It's going downhill
Playing my heart right now, bro
Don't play my heart like that game
We're falling off chat
We're falling off it's over bro
close my eyes close my eyes
are you guys ready?
in the next 5 seconds we will have 5000 viewers
Are you guys ready?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
We went back up to 18,000 chat!
We're back!
We're back!
WE'RE BACK!
Let's go! Let's get it!
We're back!
Yo, Jason.
Hold up. Let me center my camera.
Oh my god, we're at 25,000 viewers. He's making the viewers stronger, bro.
Whoever's doing this to me, bro, I think he wants me, bro.
What if it's a girl that's viewbotting me?
What if it's a girl, bro? I think she wants me, bro.
I think she wants me Jason Washington now says with a gun
But please, I'm gonna play
I
24,000 viewers boys let's get high wait I'm gonna try to cook oh um we just went
on 18 down the viewers I'm gonna try to communicate with the person that's you
body me yo the person that's you body me if you're a girl get me the 25,000
viewers let's see if he's in the stream chat we're testing the theory but wait
how did Vino die bro how did Vino die come on dude oh he just dropped me down
to 16,000 viewers I think it's a boy that's a blue body me get me to 25,000
viewers if you're a boy and I'm right let's see let's see he's gonna be kidding
me damn
same body that kid
Jason talk about your fire I'll react to after this I want to watch this licking
oh he dropped me down to 15,000 viewers again
Goal?
Nice shot, bro.
Curve is crazy.
I don't know how fiend will die though, so I'll react to Jason and comment on this.
Oh shoot. Good movement. Good movement. No mats. Curve. Don't sell. No. No man.
Oh
I'm back back
I'm back back
Pete about ass he said
really?
your clicks is kinda doing it
but your clicks is still doing it
you can ask him
like go ping pong
if you are there
monster shot there though
just to kinda
Chad y'all think Pete about fall off around
oh no
it's acorn
Maybe on high at least once
Oh
I'm a client I think we can win this I think we can win the grand
expected for form is doing it here and now two solos left alive two duos I'm
enough and saw what a minute on the high ground good game for nothing so
man trying to hide the audio visuals realizing oh man oh that's right I
guess the best you could do this I'm enough is low key a good person
This guy just has the broadcast. Yeah, they really didn't even know he was alive. I really look to the city back
There's only way I knew he was alive. I'm so confused
Well
What a finish bro, holy shit
Wow what a finish bro
Anybody
It's really anybody's game, bro
How much longer you're gonna keep streaming bro, well now that grains is over, I don't know man. Did I keep shooting?
Shaggy dream. Um, I'm speaking to my 19,000 viewers. Should I keep shimming?
Let's see. Let's see how how fast the chat. Oh, and I just like my torch.
I'm showing.
Yeah, it doesn't want to fucking be a.
Let's see how fast the chat is.
Got nine. We got 18,000 viewers. Let's see how fast the chat is.
Chats moving fast see what Jason said
Yeah
See what Jason said
Yeah, when he started watching
Yeah
It's normal bro, he's trying to get my head bro. He knows I'm gonna knock him out
What the hell is agent Jeff got fucking?
and he going insane right now game.
Dude, he's been going insane all fucking day, bro.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, he's back.
He's fucking back.
Yeah, this game's funny, bro.
Wait, I thought he was about to do a boxing class.
Why is he 5'30, CST, bro?
Wait, my title's not updated?
Did he not fucking go?
Look at his pen.
I am a victim.
I got viewbotted by someone, and I don't know.
before you say anything I am not behind this not right he did
he gave I would have I would have been like I just got rated they just love my
content what can I say I'm talking about retain the viewers son
I don't know all right when do I start flexing my six pack let's see if he
sees it well I want to see I definitely want to see you can I hit it
You know
And he's just hiding me bro. This guy's just hot
Private page versus Alina Rose
Guapo my home yeah, what do you start talking trash?
And then you the main event of course, I'm stupid in the air brother with the fuck am I dumb you versus agent
Asian Jeff you're not knocking me out bro Jeff looks so cute bro he's not
knocking me out I promise I don't why I don't know why Jason thinks he's not
coming out I heard I heard Arthur dead ass just I'm not gonna
My bro dead eyes, but put me against Uncle Robert. I'm ready
Is that all he said
I swear to God if I see a fucking human being
being I don't know what I just saw
for relationship scene spoke scene bro wait wait all right that was a check you
watching your bird you watching your brother canada went on West if he's
He's alive, yeah.
Maybe.
I don't think he's gonna shrin it though.
He wants to quote land.
And I think West is like really hard to quote land.
Dude, this guy just gambles now, bro.
This is not the same Kanata I know anymore, chat.
This guy just gambles now, bro.
Like, I would never take a gambling
doing a gamble in front of my viewers.
That's just crazy.
Who won, bro?
I won, chat.
I won, I won.
I won, Grins.
You see me right here?
I won right here.
all right boys I'm not the one I might end my stream bro I really don't know
what else I could really do I've been sure for seven I gave him I gave him the
okay but yeah if you don't know that's what I heard as well wrap rapid and
cold have been working on blood X behind the scenes again that's what I heard
What do you guys think?
Should I end my stream to my 19k viewers in here?
Thank you Justin, I appreciate your role.
What does that Russian word mean?
I'm sure Clixson Higgs know, like they left them too, like no way.
Yo, tell Fred to join chat.
I wanna just bring up the leaderboard.
Yeah, Raffin and Cole is not a weapon but thanks to me, Chad.
We're gonna break all this down. We're gonna take some time to look at everything.
Dude, let me see if I can play fax of them, maybe.
I really don't think it's possible
shit.
Someone threw a soda can?
They have a Blackbird and a bathroom.
All these possible, bro.
Oh my god, Quixin, Quixin Higgs win!
But look at the POV here from Quixin Higgs.
It is looking like-
Nice, Quix!
Back on the floor.
Back on the floor, back on the floor.
Thanks bro.
Can't even watch my own TikToks with this.
Yo let's do the summer set. Hey summer set!
Hey summer set. How you doing?
How you doing?
How your doing?
How you going for a hug?
Yo let's do the summer set.
Hey summer set how you doing?
Suck.
Chat bro!
To all my 20,000 viewers in here. What should I do?
What's the next segment bro? Let me know in the chat below
Let me know
Let me know and stream
I look you could I need a groceries
Try just go to a grocery store and treat. Thank you. I just do a high rush in tomorrow with my 20,000 viewers
So many, SO MANY!
Arrow sounds good. I need to get chug jugs, bro.
And I'm low-key hungry. Let me call my coach real quick.
I don't know if I'm hungry or if I'm just bored.
Fuckin' boy. Fuckin' boy.
Let me call my coach, you know I built you a heart I want you to see it, I'm sorry bro,
invite me bro.
Yo, yo I'm hungry bro, I'm a meal 3 on the stands, I'm hungry, can I eat meal 2, okay,
I'm sorry I'm sorry I even asked bro I'm so sorry yeah I'm going to the
chimps fastened oh you're gonna give me you I have to I ran out of yoga I
gonna make a stop by a grocery store so I'm gonna buy like three packs of orcos
yogurt so you can't have anything in general no wait what we're gonna send me
to eat. Oh, two drops of protein? Alright, fine. And then that's it, right?
Alright, I just want to let you know, bro, this morning I literally just ate one
spring roll and I've got this like really healthy soup that had like shrimp and seafood in it and
I didn't eat any of the noodles. Like I ate barely any noodles. So I did not eat any of it.
I guess what I guess what I do not care
I did tell you actually I text you
Yeah, I
Text you I said yo I cheated on my diet this morning. Yo, I cheated not yo, can I cheat?
Whatever bro, I'll just go eat two scoops of protein powder in water, dude
How bad
Tomorrow tomorrow I got church right God bless you man my fellow Christian brother
Yeah, watch what
Yeah, I've been watching the whole time. I'm just tired bro
It's the cut bro. It's getting to me bro. My or it's either my eyes. I think my eyes are just dry. I don't know
I've had 20,000 viewers all stream bro, and they know I'm tired, dude
All right, bro, I'm gonna get back to my stream
I'm gonna I'm gonna eat the two protein scoops and then I'm gonna take two resturcies and probably hit the gym
All right, that's fine
I
Had that before I went boxing this morning
All right, I love you, bro, and we got talked tonight about the shopping cart if you know I'm talking. Yeah
Oh shoot, I just hung up on him
I mean do that
Wait 19k viewers your prime. Yo, I didn't hang up. I'm bad
You said what
All right, wait wait, there's no keywords for cardio
Because I got to get my cardio
I'm gonna go do 30 minutes stay master today and run three miles, okay
That's too much of what
All right, bro
Let me make a to-do list chat chat this is my to-do list, okay
two protein shakes with water
one coconut water
two rice krispies
go to gin and hit wax and ask
just for the box
one hour stare masters into
three mara
oh my god i gotta do all this night
oh my goodness
Young Cho, thank you for the prime for the 53 months, my Shaisa.
Thank you, brother. 53 months.
I'm gonna call all bro G, I'm gonna try to play Diorina with him.
Cause I have no content and I need some human interaction.
I'm calling all bro G right now on FaceTime.
My girl is popping off again bro.
Yes, sir. We got 19,000 viewers.
Alright, I'm calling all bro G, let's see his face while I call him.
And Mary Tweet, what, for her brother?
How's her brother doing?
So it's back to 1v1ing Ron.
How are they doing it now?
I can't see your prank.
I have no idea.
Skid just has the biggest ego, bro.
It's my second taste.
I'm a 4v1.
Yo, Ron!
Ron's in my chat.
What's good, Ron?
Good Ron.
Watch Grains today, Chad.
Is that why?
Have you watched Grains today?
God, just ego, bro.
No way you watched Grains.
Yo, I know life beats you down,
but hope you never know you're alone,
Even when you think you're alone, God has a plan. I I know
You know what I'm not even call over bro, there's no point
this is like chasing someone that doesn't even want you bro let's find
someone else to play a chat like let's go get a girl content just give a girl
some content bro like I don't even know man I don't know what to do anymore bro
this is actually good right Chad? no he didn't he's like actually he should deem
her this I got you he should send her this is what he should deem there
Yo, can you tell your brother to stop briefing both of our grants?
Yo, what's good, bet?
Yo, I'm in your car and I will sew you.
Why are you talking like that?
Like what?
Bet, can you do a door dash with me real quick?
Dude, I don't have a method.
Stop lying, bro. I know you have it.
What are you talking about, bro?
Stop making your voice deep, bro.
It's getting me mad.
This is my regular voice.
What are you on about?
All right
Can you sure me?
Yeah, I'm sure me to 19,000 viewers or not. What do you have to say to my 19,000 viewers?
Mmm, I opened up your stream title and it says I'm getting view body by someone
Yeah, I was just trying to like embrace it, you know
Who's a you body here? I don't know it could be you it could be your sister it could be your brother
It could be my grandma it could be anybody. I don't know I
I think it's that echo guy your bands can you please buy me some door dash bro
I'm hungry that's one of your chat bro I know bro I only join this call cuz you
have the door dash method but is it the word that you know what I'm I'm
deafening you're not gonna you're not gonna buy it for me so I'm deafening
peace out yeah I'm gonna call a girl bro and it's not my girl I'm gonna call
someone else's girl and I'm gonna use her for content actually I'm gonna call
his boyfriend first or her boyfriend first
how do you prefer that I go sky have you actually been have you actually been
Um, if you body me offered you said he's caught I'm gonna call you in a minute
Yeah, I'm sure me right now
Yeah, hello, I'm sure me right now. I have 20,000 viewers be careful. What you say. Yeah, yeah
I got real 18,000 viewers right now in the shrink bro. Be careful what you say, right?
So I'm much on your lap. All right. So what's up, bro?
Singling you should hop on my seat to help you up Jason's ass
the peptide
Yeah, it increases your endurance so using more stamina like endurance and like your workout like what you do like you can get
More that it's like you set this stuff
You see you know still brings back to like just like right up. It's like a lot people are women together
I don't know if I should be talking about this on screen
Alright, hop in my stream, hop in my stream.
Alright, I'm gonna call you later, peace out.
Alright, do I have to use some laxatives and lubes?
No, bro.
Yeah, I was gonna say talk to my coach.
Yeah, I'm not hopping on my seat, bro.
I already got enough, bro.
But chat!
I need to go do my to-do list.
Two protein soups of water.
One coconut water.
Two rice krispies.
Go to gym and hit legs and abs one hour stare master in three mile run
Just just forget all that BS and put in the work, I mean brother peptides help but like
Yeah, you're still right. You still need to put in the where you still need to put in the sleep
You still need to eat right? It's just like a bonus. You know, I mean
You know I'm saying
Hold up. I just need to do my daily reads real quick
I
I
Would just sit suggest a lot of creating bro. No, bro. I need cardio bro
Let me ask chatty, bro
Dude creatine's gonna make me bloater bro. That's what my coach said
Yo chatty bt was good
Hey, not much. Just happy after disappearing. Oh
My god, don't scare me like that bro. Your coach is a dork. No, he's actually a goat. Don't say that
that's disrespectful yo chat gbt um so i need to make solid sparring today bro and i was like
getting gassed out by like the fifth round right and every round was two minutes what can i do
for cardio wise to make my my cardio go up so i don't get gassed out
sparring can really test you to level up that cardio focus on consistent zone two training
zone 2 okay what about like stairmaster zone 2 for an hour every day does that help or no
oh absolutely an hour of stairmaster and zone 2 is solid it's steady sustainable and
build that aerobic base over time you'll notice you can spar longer or feel gassed just make sure
you stay consistent always call me just run bro it's not that deep
I was gonna ask if you want to put some door in there or something.
Just say you don't want to talk to me, bro.
Just say you don't want me, bro.
Even when I have 18,000 viewers you don't want me, bro.
I see how it is now.
You're a real one, bro, I appreciate you.
Viewers are not like that.
That's what I'm saying.
I was just joking because it's like my day today.
You know what I mean?
I've been having 20,000 viewer bots
every single since seven hours in a row, you know.
Who did that to you?
I don't know who did it to me.
I try to communicate with him through Morse code
and see if he was a girl or a boy.
And it didn't really go well.
I don't know what you thought of me.
It could be anyone in this chat right now.
True.
But um, so you don't want to play door in on me?
No, sorry
It's all good, bro. I feel very hurt
That you don't like me anymore
Well, you should feel more hurt if I didn't call you back. I saw that in this class from you. I called you back
How old are you again?
How old are you 24?
Damn, bro. You could really manipulate me
What are you saying?
Never mind. All right, bro
Alright, bro. I'm gonna go do my to do list because I'm actually locked in on life
And I was gonna use you for the arena content
But I hope you have a good a West Union party man
You know I I think everyone in your stream really wants to watch West and they're very interested in how the West players do man
It's a very good region, bro
Yep, sounds good. I'll talk to you Jeff. It sounds good broccoli man. Do you get it?
Yo chat to PT
If I hold on to the stair master machine, will that kill my gains or no?
Hello
Yo chat you petite we were just talking about zone two stair master for one hour
If I do that every day till June 6th
But I'd be holding on to the machine and have my back blown out like my position is like my back is like just like
You know I'm saying like I'm just like like I'm holding on this stuff
while I still get gains and knock out Jason on June 6th or no.
Alright, Real Talk, if you're hanging on and slouching, you won't get the full gains.
You want to stand tall, engage your core, and move naturally.
Doing it properly every day will definitely help your stamina, and give you a better shot at Jason.
Alright, what else can I do besides zone 2 Cardio Stairmaster to knock out Jason on the wing,
because I really want to make sure my Cardio's good.
I love the determination.
Mix it up with some interval training like high-intensity intervals on the same stair master or sprints
Also sport specific conditioning helps drills that mimic sparring intensity like shadow boxing need quick footwork
And hey, don't forget good old recovery and sleep. Those keep you sharp and ready to go
Thank you, bro. I appreciate you man
Always happy to help keep up that work and you'll be in top form. Yes, sir
I gotta go do much of those yo broken killer by the way Joshua is my coach
bro so you want to talk to him about science and whatever like don't be
disrespectful I think you should always I mean I don't know why you guys are
even arguing about creating like I don't want to take creatine I mean I'm
just lazy I mean I could take creatine and just drink a lot of water but I'm
just too lazy like I've even scooped in putting my mouth you know I'm
I'm doing nothing right now I need to lock in I need to lock in boy get back to work
Get back to work now, boy!
Get back to work now, boy!
Let me treat my title real quick.
Yeah, bro. Lock in. You got 18k viewers.
Preparing to knock out Jason the Wien.
of
What the hell?
What the hell?
Yeah, I'm tired, bro.
Sexy.
Well, everybody finds.
Jack.
I need my food.
Ain't she hell, bro?
Chad, Joshua Cunfuro in the chat has been my ass.
I just burst, sorry.
Where the fricking-
Haha dude, you can't kill the girl.
You're really playing, dude.
Alright, Chani makes me...
Come on, food right here, boys.
What do you got thinking about my food? Is it good?
Is it good or bad?
You guys like my food?
So good, so tasty.
This is just not gonna work, mate.
Wait, that's actually surprisingly working.
Watch table and all of them fax all of them.
Why would I watch something I wasn't invited to, when I could become the main character
in my own world?
If they cared about me and wanted me, they would have been like, Yo Jeff, you want
to contribute to talking with us?
You have 19,000 viewers too.
We can all have a monopoly.
I don't have a monopoly.
I'd rather do the stuff I need to do and work towards the goal
and then watch someone.
It's a waste of time to watch someone.
Staying there in my chair and doing nothing to them.
And I'm dead for them.
So it's time to think harder, not smarter.
I'm going to put on music and mog you guys, chat.
No, watch it.
See, bro, this is why you're not the same mindset as me.
We are not the same.
I don't know who the frick that is.
The guy that died in the car crash?
I don't know who the frick that is.
You know who Paul Walker is?
The guy that died in the car crash?
Correct. He has a brother.
Oh, yeah?
He's in the best of this period setting movie.
He's playing it. Like the brother played it.
I've met him in time.
You know, he ever goes,
mind-shaking his own though.
Yeah, I think so.
That's crazy, bro. I'm still proud of you.
I tried to surround him,
but he was crazy.
I know I know. I was busy the whole time. I wanted to be happy the whole time to record or to thank Sir Philly.
Like dude, this was never meant for you. And I was serious.
Wait, so you were serious when you were filming with me?
Nah, nah, nah, nah. I was more comfortable with you. You know how you never talked about me? I never talked to you.
Yeah.
This time I just didn't see you fucking working. I would keep you right in the camera all the time.
I'm proud of you, bro.
Bro, I know something such a fool.
She wants to be in the next one.
So I'm really proud of you, bro.
Guess what? Guess what?
A time for me to tell my name.
I had 20,000 viewers all streamed today.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm serious, bro.
20,000, bro.
You know what?
Just being my meat, you know, playing Fortnite,
going to the gym.
I'm back, bro.
Come back bro! 20,000 viewers in!
AHHHHH!
So if you do go to the other side bro, there's a hurricane warning.
Oh shoot, I was gonna go to the gym.
It's super bad, like they didn't scare their areas, don't go out there.
In Dallas?
Yeah.
Wait, so I can't go to the gym?
I, I, I wanna risk it bro.
Because they just canceled the thing up in, uh, literally above you, like, that's the bar for you.
They just, because the event was supposed to end at night,
You can have 730 when you get to one of those tornadoes.
Can I run like outside or no?
I mean you can, but I would have risked like driving because Dr. Maynard stranded something.
Yeah.
Can you get sent up into the sky with a tornado of a tree?
I don't know, I'm gonna say she's a human, we were in different states when that never happened to her.
I can't even show you the difference because I don't even know what to expect, but I can continue to steer down south, so I'm driving away from here, but you're going to see it soon.
Alright, I'll just go to my apartment.
Jeff, Jeff, often I come to the room, what's the best way to act with myself and bring it home?
The best way to act with myself and bring it home?
Do you have pink salt?
No, but should I go to the store and buy something to drink and water?
Yeah, buy some pink, it's gonna taste disgusting, buy some pink salt, buy some electrolytes.
You can buy electrolytes, you don't need pink salt.
And then coconut water, if you like coconut water, those are good electrolytes.
Yeah, and then watermelon too is pretty good if you buy a watermelon.
You're gonna pee a lot though if you eat the whole thing.
Coconut water.
Coconut water.
Try to get a bite of coconut.
Alright, alright bro.
Yup, I'll see you later bro.
I'm gonna get back to my stream bro.
Yeah bro.
Yeah bro.
Yeah.
Chasin, makes it yet?
Am I good to drink it?
Am I good to drink it?
Chasin, I learned in size class and makes it less hydrated.
What, the pink salt? It just gives you a good pump, bro.
Because your body is like water, so think about it.
Salt and water? What does that do?
Like, I was told you're at, and I know this, because like my workouts are way better.
Um...
Pink salt, like will make your pump crazy, bro.
I like to taste disgusting, because you just put it in the water.
So that's what I don't do a lot.
You should just get a blender to mix those. Nah, it's cool, bro. It's pretty mixed well.
This is about to taste like gas. This is about to taste like gas. I probably should put ice on it.
I'm drinking some coke in the water, too, because that's what my coach said.
I'll just work out my apartment, bro.
I'll just work out my apartment, champ.
Is there actually a tornado right now?
That's crazy, bro.
I've never had a tornado.
Bro, I will be honest.
I had one time, like, my whole family woke up
and I had an earthquake, champ.
I thought I was gonna die, bro.
My whole family woke up.
I remember this though.
Was it in 2020?
It was in New York.
You had to remember the earthquake in New York in 2020?
I think it was in 2020, I don't remember.
Hey, I'm out of coconut water. I'm out of coconut water. It's time to work out. It must be great.
Okay, so I go down to my apartment and do what I said I was going to do.
Can I do it? Yes or no? It's time to do it.
One, two, I'm gonna knock you out, Jason.
I'm gonna knock you out, Jason.
I'm gonna knock you out.
I'm gonna knock you out.
I'm gonna knock you out.
I'm gonna knock you out, Jason.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Hrg!
Hrg!
Hrg!
Hrg!
Hrg!
Who the hell are you?
I am!
Hrg!
Hrg!
Hrg!
Holy...
I think it's hard to do it.
I'm not comfortable with that.
Thanks for the guy I just got.
Are you trolling?
Yo, can you go therapy with him? I'm about to finish.
Yes, I can see it, actually, how are you chilling, bro?
Stop chilling, bro.
What's good of Jesus to cheer?
What's good of Jesus?
Chad, what else can I do for my workout?
Because this is a tornado outside, I can't go to gym.
See my shoulders pop out now that's crazy only thing trolling is that haircut bro what's
on my hair bro.
Damn look at this guy this guy is supposed to turn zesty for me.
Chad, what do you guys recommend to do my hair?
Because I'm going to get a haircut probably before the fight.
I'm going to keep growing up.
You need a fade.
My back is crazy, bro.
My back is crazy, bro.
Chad, let me show you guys how much I weight.
This is after I need, okay?
To prove my weight.
To prove my weight.
You guys ready?
See, what the hell?
I'm 139! I gained 3 pounds, what the heck?
Okay am I small for weighing 140 for my height?
I'm 6'1 Chow, I'm 6'1, is that small?
That's smaller though.
Light at... Light AG!
Who is it?
Can you see in the pot?
You know what steroids go?
Where's my back, bro?
Do I got back me or no?
Now I'm not...
The only thing I'm on right now
is Appetine...
Peptides...
And that's it.
I would never take steroids.
That's not a good choice to do.
Now, my God, looking good.
good ass i remember you going to see bro are you leaving for real what about test
bro no i got 600 tests before i'm not on tests
i'm scared i feel like if i get on tests i'm gonna be like you know what i'm saying
like it's not worth it bro and i'm young bro and i'm young
I'm still getting bothered.
High five is the best consistency of ours.
Wait, Killa, I used to be a chug or what?
Yeah, I used to be a chug.
I'm not going to go back to even my apartment room.
I might go down stairs in my apartment room.
I can't even go to the ghost store.
You're a little bold.
What am I now?
What would you guys say I am now?
Like average physique or what?
My chest is getting worn to fine.
You guys see that little line, it's like a booty, like...
Dude, this kid's falling, bro. I hate it.
You look like an animatic.
I'm just gonna do it again.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
What are you listening to, bro? Dude, just help me in the last chance, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna take my last kill of Acti today.
Go box!
Oh my god, I'm different for that.
18k box with me and just half naked.
What would you guys do if I took off my pants when I was showing my buckle?
Alright.
Yeah, I know where the the mic charger box is because I need to put it into charge.
I don't know what I'm talking about, no.
How are you misspitting?
I'm not pretty, bro, I'm chopped, bro.
I'm ugly.
I'm ugly, bro.
I just wish somebody would love me in chat.
I'm so bad.
She's getting mad, bro.
in man bro
now start where's the freaking charger bro
sky in my car there's no way where is it
Should we rush it over to my cart?
Take it here, here. Dude, what if I draw my hair bro?
What do you guys think they'd draw my hair? Seriously.
I'm going to go to my car. I need to look for something.
But I want to go to the gym.
Oh my God, yeah.
I don't know where planet I'm from.
When you sit down you have a flat more than an ad.
Oh, okay. Thanks for pointing it out.
Nah, that's normal, bro.
Because if you have an ad and you sit down, you're just a goat.
I'm going on my way. I'm going to get my mic charger. Where's your glasses for? I don't have glasses.
Dude can I actually not drive because this is for a motorcycle? That's crazy. That's insane.
So my girl's on the set.
I don't know where planning I'm from.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Will we make it to the top of the...
Will we now make it to the top of the...
Wait...
Hold on, do you have a tornado too?
It's only North Palestine?
So what does that mean?
He's broke in Hotel Pennsylvania.
Yeah, probably.
In your area.
So that means I can't drive.
area. So that means I can't drive. Bro's walking in the loop.
Chat's moving too quick. Why am I chat funny right now bro? Yeah I don't even feel the
turn eels yeah it feels like avid's weather
all right let me show you guys my six pack
where's the light bro there's no light
I don't know what planet why you got a fetish smock
no stop check where the frick is my mic charger I'm about to crash out boy holy glow up holy
chill no my chance got me drones what did my girl say that's why they cancel the pool
Yeah, I don't know where it is, man.
I
Don't know where it is
Bro, why do I always lose stuff bro
get a better haircut? dude it's not that I just lost my mic charger I need to
charge my mics
always be leaving stuff though it's pissing me off
it's probably my house
I don't know till dude that was was that's what it came about
Holy hair dude. What do you guys want me to do my hair though? I'm actually about to rip it
I'm gonna say a bad word that I want to say
What do you guys actually want me to do my hair
Tell me where now boy
Needs texture, but like what products do I use?
The bots are getting bored?
How many viewers do we have right now?
How many viewers do you ever know?
Boy oh, just buzz it bro.
I know, I'm not buzzing my hair bro.
I'm not buzzing my hair bro.
I'm not buzzing my hair.
I would look like an egg if I buzzed my hair.
18,000? No, we've lost 5,000 viewers.
9, 20, 21, 22, 23.
Yep, my math is correct.
Spot on, boys.
I don't know where planet I'm from.
Not for real.
Texture powder.
Yeah, it is.
Texture powder, eh?
All right, I'm going to show you guys my,
My sink? Can you guys tell me which one's to the texture pad, okay?
Give me a mod, I believe you. Your band.
I'll wait just in the second part. Your band.
What is the butler?
Dude, I just, I just, I'm far from the grubs.
Give me more or else. What else, what else do you need?
You need to do something very bad, I mean, what? Huh?
You need to do something very bad, I mean, what?
Nobody's chatting.
Your bands.
Nobody wants to chat because they're shy, bro.
I give off a very intimidating aura.
Alright, chat.
I'm only going to make this...
I'm only going to say this once.
Where is my...my charger?
I'm only saying this once.
If you guys do not tell me, I will have no choice but to use force.
It seems to me that I have to see another ghost in my die.
Where is my mic charger?
Go to your sim.
Bro, we're not worried about touching our hair right now.
find this night charger so that I can become a goat.
And when I am the goat, I will become the goat.
You feel me?
You feel me?
You feel me, Chad?
This is impossible, bro.
Oh, it's right down there.
I'm so silly.
Look at this guy.
Like, look where it was the whole time.
Baaaaaahhhh!
You guys wanna see my toenails?
What do you guys think? It's not long, right?
Baaaaaahhhh!
Is there a bio-reader? No, I don't use that.
I have actual, like, things that I can do to please myself.
I don't know. Don't plan it. I'm wrong.
You. No, I'm telling you, I can actually have sex. I want me to buy beer.
But it's not good to have sex. They're happy for me.
My libido is like a little over in my shirt.
Alright, I'll put this in.
My mics
Don't remember where my
My
Chat did I have my Sony headphones last night the chin I could jump in
The meatballs are crazy.
Y'all, buddy!
I'm trying to think where it is.
Let's look at our...
Dude, where are my Sony headphones, bro?
Bro, like, what the fuck, dude?
I'm just, oh my god.
I just had my, I had my slimy apple yesterday.
Did I leave this?
Or are they in my car?
I think they're in my car, right?
Show them hands?
All right, fine.
You're in a box now with me, boy.
All right, Chad, do you want to see my texture powder?
My face is a little bit of a mess right now.
Okay, I'm gonna show you guys my whole kitchen, okay?
I'm gonna go left to right.
I need you guys to tell me where the texture powder is.
Tell me where it is.
Speaker, boom.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Base?
Okay, I'm going to show you guys my base parts.
We got the base leaving conditioner.
We got base curl refresh spray.
I don't think we have curls.
We got sea salt spray.
Is sea salt for texture or is that for volume and texture?
Oh my God!
Should I do it?
Should I do it or no?
Do I do the black one or the leave-in conditioner?
What's best for my hair cap?
The black one?
The black one?
All right.
The black one?
And then how many squats am I used?
Let's see.
Okay, let me know if I make some difference to my hair, okay?
Right out to my hair.
Do my hair at all.
You're so cute.
You're so cute.
You're so cute.
All right.
Two-one-er.
Two-one-er.
Okay. And it says,
scrunch your hair.
Are you doing it?
Yo, so, let's go shoot.
Yo, it's nice of you, my new chef.
You need to put a fire on the sprays.
That's how I'm scrunching paper up? Like this, right?
Oh my god, I think it's doing something.
Wait, why am I seeing my balls fly?
Wait guys I think it's doing something. Do a circular motion like that. Like that. Like that.
I'm going up. I'm going up. I'm going up. I'm going up. This ain't working.
Bro, I think it's working, bro. You always do what you should. You always do what you should.
Yo, I think it worked. I think it worked! Check it out! I think it worked! Push it here, bro.
You'll listen to him.
You'll listen to him and he'll shut up.
Did it work?
I'm not tripping.
Are you balding?
I think so, yeah.
Or that might just be my scalp.
I don't know.
That might be my scalp,
or I might be balding from too much stress.
Dad, did it work at all?
No.
So you're telling me you see zero difference.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What, wait, Karen, you have the wrong, you have the wrong hair type for a seasonal spring?
Wait, what kind, what type of hair do I have?
Bro, you guys are just trolling me, bro.
You can't even ask my checkers on the advice anymore, bro.
Why do you look so tired?
Maybe because I've been shooting for 8 hours to 18,000 years.
Like, clock in boy.
You're a child.
No, no, no, it's a lift, bro.
Ready?
I don't know what planet I'm from.
I'm
Right do I need to show you guys my six-packing you guys are acting up. I'm gonna have to show you my six pack
I'll go for isn't good for you. Well, I'm gonna have to take it cuz I'm gonna have to team
All right, you guys you guys have been acting up
I'm gonna have to push you guys down. I'm gonna have to put you guys down
I'm calling a wagon priest.
I came on the way from the east.
She leaped a creep on the streets.
My brother said he wanted peace.
But I was chauvinist in space.
Baby, you're writing me peace.
You know how I get in the streets.
Ain't nothing that you'll always be.
I want to cut her for weeks
Your mama gonna say that you understand
I know you turn it to a three
Don't really care about your asses
Whatever it is you can be
They place chicken on seats
I had to come out the dreads
She gonna lower the braids
Another bitch she cooking clean
And she a lot of decay
Y'all body got me in the days
Now I'm out of the look of this place
A face card never to plan
That fuck I ain't meant to be found
She a dollar way more than a dime
When I'm with you I get nervous
They gotta be like this and sign
Yeah, I don't care where we going, I rhyme
But with you right to the table, cause baby
The table, I need you to sign
You know you're my baby
You know you're my slave
If there's just anything
It's fine to slip my hand
If the need is to let it be
No one messes me, right?
I go to sex me
My girl just texted me.
Alright boys, I need to go do my cardio.
You guys are like my TikTok stream. You guys just making me do nothing.
It's all your guys fault.
Dude, this feels good to sit on the couch.
I've been shooting for so much, I haven't even meditated,
I haven't even chilled, I haven't done nothing.
I'm a bad go-to cardio, because that's who I am, boy.
Get back to work now, boy.
Oh, what the freak?
Don't hear that.
My bones are like creaking, bro.
Just lay down and breathe.
I know, Robin, on stream so much, bro.
like gloomy things killing me man. He gaslighted me bro. Nah I'm just kidding. Now he's actually
chatting. If y'all don't know who gloomy is, he spoke some sense into me bro. And basically
he told me, you need to lock in. And a lot of people, it wasn't just him, it was a
lot of people like, he made me stream a lot more. So shout out to him for that. What
Where's a freaking bag that's like a lot?
You know what I'm saying?
What's a jim bag?
Do y'all know what I'm talking about or not?
Dude, why do I never know where my stuff is?
It's got to be my closet.
I'm trying to get everywhere.
Who just texted me?
You're very unorganized?
I know that buddy.
I've been like that my whole life.
Buddy?
It's probably right here.
he might have but what's the point what are you guys talking about can I suck it
no I'm not interested
What the frick is my gym bag?
I'm gonna tell you what's in my pocket.
Nice, now we can get a lot of stuff in here.
What could possibly be not right now I'm using it so I can like put my boxing gloves everything I need
You know I'm saying now look at this right
How is the view boss still active, I don't know bro the guys to go I guess
It's been essentially like this for eight hours
Bro love me I guess. Yo viewbot are you in my shoe?
If you're in my shoe viewbot need 30,000 viewers right now
Chad, where do I put my, do I remember buying this bro?
Oh my first girl bro.
Chad.
Okay.
Passing clubs?
Go in there.
Living Shrats?
Shrats?
Then what?
And then.
You are trying to organize.
organize. This is dirty, so I'll put it in the closet.
I'm all stimulated.
Let's change the water.
Why are you ovulating bro? You know what's not good to ovulate right? A lot of people
hype about all ovulating and they say like oh let me get a haircut. My girl is so horny
but actually when girls ovulate, correct me if I'm wrong. If there are any girls
in this chat, we got 19,000 viewers so show me one of those viewers or girls. Correct
me if I'm wrong. When girls are ugly, it's actually easier for them to get more pregnant.
So, be careful what you wish for. Be careful what you wish for, boy. Get back to work now,
boy! Going back to what I did, bro. I did get into representatives. They said that
that there's nothing I can do.
Can you show all of your OG?
Your bandit's.
What? Someone said that I can make you a model
in the trap, why'd you say that?
I'm already, I already am a model.
Can you guys tell me how to use any cooked chicken before it goes bad?
So we're out of coconut water, coconut water, rice crispy, and oily yogurt.
Okay check, can you guys tell me real quick, how do I cook chicken in slow cooking with
water?
How to cook chicken with slow cooker with water.
One cup of water.
There's one cup of water.
It's a hard to cook.
That's it?
5 to 4 hours.
That's it?
Using one cup of water in some seasoning?
That's so simple.
that's really simple gang are you cooking yet no I just need my chicken
have to go which way do you like your chicken I don't I don't mind I like all
the chicken I like dark chicken you got your difference
Okay, I'm leaving.
Alright Chad, let's get ready for the boxing train.
Time, agent, you have the bag.
Shut up.
Come on, come on.
I'm going to go to the side.
Put it right down on my two list, what I need to do.
Whatever steering master is on, too.
How do I put this on my backpack?
I never wear this anymore.
I thought you really had Boston coin?
Bro, we got to do it again, remember?
The more the better.
Like this?
Like this, right?
Yo, let's get a little soldier, man.
Or like this.
I'm gonna have it like this.
Like that, right?
Yo, what's up, you?
Nah, in the back, right?
Yo, what's up, you man?
I need you to help me see.
I don't know how to do it, bro.
Take the series for a bra. I'm literally going downstairs right now in the box.
I already had a bra so I'm training today, but since I have nothing to do,
I'm going to get it and I'm gonna stream it.
Now I'm training every day, I'm not taking, I don't like that training two times, three
times a day thing, I train every day, five sessions a day, and then on top of that cardio
every day. That's how I've always had results. I don't I don't I don't want to
have breaks or anything. The only break I have is Sunday. It's one day. I
understand yeah rest more and you get more games but that's not the mindset I
have. I always have to keep doing doing doing even on Sundays bro. I um I love
I've been here like that for a quarter to one hour, so I'm too.
Even on Sundays, bro, I still try to get some walks in.
What's up?
I'm going to try to stun you, take me, and see what I'm going to do, boy.
I'm going to see what I'm going to do, boy.
Bro, is that the neighbor or is that the tornado?
Oh my god, cat storm surges in real life, did you guys hear that?
What the hell?
I just heard a beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Listen.
There's a storm surge in real life right now.
Wallet, okay, we're going to transfer the school back to the school back.
So wallet is going to go into this section right here.
Full Twitter
Charger, okay
Ropes I put that in the charger section as well
Power bank charger section as well
Mouthguard we're gonna have that just in there
Keys
No
Are you ready to go boys?
Are you ready to go boys or no?
You lose a big screw back ain't you're so attractive, say you mean how do I carry this
better?
It just gotta be a better way.
I could do it like this, right?
Or I could do it like this.
That's better.
Okay.
Now we gotta put on shoes.
14 K viewers, no bro.
The view bots are briefing bro.
No man.
Don't leave me view bots.
I need you.
You didn't forget anything this time.
10k?
No, this is the lowest we have ever been.
This is the lowest we have ever been.
We're going down here.
We're going down here.
We're going down here.
We still got to do our cardio check.
18.8k now. Oh my god, bro. Don't get any scared, bro. Don't leave me, bro. Don't leave me, bro.
I'm gonna try to move him downstairs.
100k now?
I think you swear to god we have 100k here.
Dude this is hurting my shoulders.
So, is there a better way that I can carry this hug for this little massive phone?
One hour is not just a massive.
Is there a better way that I can carry this, like, work on your phone before you're
You're gonna see what I'm gonna do in a second. I'm just gonna go to my card to get my headphones.
Put it on your head.
Hold it like that.
That's actually smart.
But now it's on my right shoulder though.
change category
you are sexy
I know bro, I'm a good looking guy
You guys, you guys, you guys wish I was still looking like me more.
But I'm like paddling, you know, so far.
you look way better girl man saying that by the way
chat stop being sesty bro stop filming me stop filming me
buh-bye buh-bye buh-bye buh-bye buh-bye
yo you freaking up that chocolate cake bro stop being sesty bro stop howling me bro
check if my headphones are not in my car I'm in my shirt
well move to
why you walk like a flint here wait till I put my bag down you start putting in
the bag
Yeah, if you're trying so hard. Bro, stop the lean.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Sargeo7, just subscribed.
Yeah, what else that happens? I'm gay.
I'm actually gay. I'm actually so gay.
Oh my goodness! Bro, those are $500.
If it's back there, I will really kiss myself.
Yes. Let's go, baby.
I
Tell me bro
Sarge 07 just subscribe
No way you can go.
Bro stop filming me bro.
So chat stop filming me bro.
You being zesty bro, stop filming me bro.
Are you guys ready?
Let's see them skills.
Oh my god, I got you guys.
You play Fortnite today?
Nope.
Big 14-0 with the fridge going on.
Welcome back to my house, Jack. I need to get my Apple Watch.
So I can see my steps.
Why are you back in the building? I had to get my headphones in my car.
And now I have to go back to my house so that I can get my Apple Watch.
So I can see when I'm zoned to cardio.
Also, also I'm like getting my steps in because I think I got like 7,000 steps today.
Hey, y'all can hear me, right?
So why are you back in the building? Wait, did I just read that? Or am I dumb?
Say 200 real quick, you got two 18k viewers?
20?
Why are your lips so pink?
Because I'm gay.
Trash, should I get mic'd up or no?
Should I get mic'd up or no, Trash?
For the sparring?
You were right there, bro.
No.
You were right there, bro. Now.
I must learn, by the way. I meant to say when I'm punching the bag.
So I'm just gonna punch the bag in cardio,
and sweat a lot.
nice bro i got my apple watch
i got my apple watch
let's go baby
you've been working a lot
no not a lot
I've been boxing a lot.
I've been boxing a lot.
That was not the win? What do you got to mean?
That was not the win son? What do you mean?
Look at me.
Go in the bag, I have to get my Apple Watch, bro.
Go downstairs.
I can't bop thing that has a workout full body.
I agree.
You know?
Oh my god, time out this kid for self-reli-
What was behind the wash? What do you mean?
You're just walking back and forth to what it's like?
No, I'm actually going downstairs right now. I'll just take the elevator. I know I'm going to be in the gym.
Your bands. Don't call me a dumbass.
Yeah, what's a good song for boxing training my eyes hurt
Love you bro. I love you too daddy
Okay, Jeff, I saw you at H.E.B., but what's the good scary fun with you?
It's good to have a lot of work though. It's okay.
We need a... We need a final target.
They dropped out, ready to pull me?
Come up one there.
All of those! All of those!
Do you box with priority or do you do matches?
You better find out.
Let's see if anyone's at the gym.
No, there's people at the gym, bro.
I think 7k is up to 10k.
Alright, check.
How do you guys want the angle?
Do you guys want it like this?
Or do you guys want it like, actually like...
Do you guys want mirror?
Or do you guys want...
How do you guys want it like this?
Yeah, I'm about to do some jump rope.
Bro, why are you screaming?
I'm not screaming, bro.
You guys want it like this?
Any better like this?
Look.
I'm not screaming.
You want it like this, chef?
Where I'm thinking you?
Or do you want to see the mirror?
I'm going to go down to my girl.
What was that working?
What are you trying to do, I'm trying to put some water in my eyes.
To my eyes are dry.
I've been wearing contacts all day, bro.
Is that water? No, it's contact solution.
It's a high degree, guys.
Are you guys ready?
I need to talk to him.
Oh my God, I thought I heard that.
Are you all ready?
What do you guys want to see in the mirror like this?
What do you guys want to see?
Wait, let's just show the mirror bro.
No, this will be better.
Chad's that better?
Show back.
Check, you guys want to get in there or you want to cut that off?
What do you guys got?
Lay it better?
Here we go.
What do you guys got?
What do you guys got?
Here we go.
What?
Tell me, what?
My brother is so rich.
Yeah
Check out what we're watching.
See, I'm gonna put one seat.
Go!
My face is so hard.
Ah!
Damn, my graces just clipped, bro.
Ah!
Hey, how's it going?
Better.
We'll make it again.
Like that.
I got it, chef.
So, I'll keep you posted.
That's what you should do.
That is good.
That's a lie. Am I doing good or no?
Is the Wi-Fi not bad with that?
You should use sort of pants.
I know, bro.
That's better, Captain. That's better. That's better, Captain. That's better. That's better.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go Jack.
Did y'all see that?
Did y'all see that?
That was my world record right there.
I can't escape that.
I can't escape that.
I can't escape that.
I can't escape that.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm getting the hang of it. I'm getting the hang of it.
I'll suggest you buy some Nike hyper clothes.
Wait, can you send me a shirt?
Fire a ribbon? I'm gonna fire a ribbon.
Oh
Yeah, how much do you best I need to do okay
Oh my god!
was I good or no? how much was I to do? you're a troll? no bro you don't understand how hard
I'll just get these down, though.
Yeah, buddy, that is all about feelings.
Get set.
Get set.
I'm sweating all of it.
I'm sorry, Oliver.
It's the only step that I have.
One-half-a-day.
Let's go, buddy. Let's go, bro. Come on. Give me that. Give me that. How much
What's the deal with that chat?
Chat, how much was that?
Ooh, I'm not sure.
No, no, John.
I'm trying to kill the toe.
Not yet, not yet.
I can't get it.
14?
Was that actually 14?
That's how well it worked there, bro.
How much do you all think dating can do, chat?
14 just that's good, let's go.
Let's go Jack.
Come on.
Come on.
Perfect.
All set.
So am I sweating right now?
Am I sweating Jack?
Am I sweating bad right now?
How am I going to do this for a check?
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
There's no way I can take 30 minutes.
Just take it slow, man.
Hang on.
I'll take slow.
Do my right stick.
Do my right stick.
Take it slow, man.
Ah, I didn't know that.
I didn't know how to do it.
I like to slide here.
Yeah, I can do this.
if you want to do something cool let the road pass it right oh I know what you're
I don't know, bro.
How do you want more jumps, bro?
Do you have to be honest?
Okay, am I ready to box?
Yes or no?
Shall I box?
Yes or no?
Do you guys think I've had enough of roadside?
Yeah, go boss, is your time again?
Nah.
Definitely.
Sound swagging, you good on jump snag swagging, what do you think, what do you think it worked on?
Do you want me to do it again?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You all right?
You all don't think I'm slaying?
Jeff, what's your height?
I'm taking one shot.
I'm taking one shot.
Average of three to five. Who, me, or the regular people?
John, six, one, two.
I'm not a fitting rubber, rubber jeep, I'm not a fitting rubber jeep, I'm not a fitting
I think I'm gonna get angry.
I'm gonna get something.
Keep working bro?
Of course bro.
Oh I think I cut myself actually.
Again.
Of course, I've got to work hard.
We won, we won.
Y'all see the people up?
Nah, I don't have that.
I'm not on the room right now.
Yeah, but he has a few really helpful things.
Hurry and do that.
Alright, I'm gonna put on my wrap.
I'm gonna put on my wrap, sir.
I'm gonna put it on here.
Alright.
I don't know how to do this myself.
Now we're going to get ready to go.
We're gonna give it a try.
It's a dog, tiny, chub, a super-yew.
you
you might not like it
I'm on top of you, I'm on top of you
Wait, how can I get my thumb if I don't have the right to serve?
Can y'all hear me?
Can y'all hear me? I don't know.
Who is this guy? That's his name.
I'll give you a name, Eric.
He doesn't know much.
of
the
of
the
Good.
What the hell?
Dude, what the hell?
Can you hear me perfectly?
Alright, I'm going to put my shots at this.
I'm getting married now.
I don't know what is your normal viewers on Twitch, like 200-300?
Yeah, I'm gonna take off my shirt, right?
Who's the villain?
Yeah, you can take off your shirt and I'll park it in there.
There was a stage, yeah, but we're on the map.
He's been going up on you.
Bro, it's always about being together, bro.
I don't care about being together, bro.
I'm just here to freaking, I'm just here to freaking trade hard.
I need to take a serious break.
I don't want to lose to this attack.
Yeah, I'm going to use the chair.
Chair, my mic is on, I'm going to use it.
I'm going to take this off.
Let's go to the gym.
I don't think there's anyone here.
That's so good.
That's so good, everybody.
All right.
I'll put you guys right here.
Jerry, why do you use this hand wrap?
Did you buy some wrapping on the one?
This one's good, bro.
This one's good.
Guys, is it good angle or not?
Is it good angle or bad?
Where do you guys want me to set it down?
Bro, why is there blood on it?
bro that ad rev about to hit
look me hella good keeping the progress
no short decoding
I'll put you guys right here.
Chad, this angle is good, right?
This angle is good or not?
Yeah, it's good I'm about to go in the back and start punching bro with all my anger I'm
gonna I'm gonna punch till I can't punch him.
That's what I'm gonna do Chad.
Chad, I don't know how to put, I don't know how to put this like this part without the
other hand bro.
You know what I'm saying?
The only thing I can do is like try to like grab it like that I guess.
Oh that's good.
Oh that's perfect. I think it might not be tight.
Here we go.
Chad! I'm done with this!
I'm sick of this, bro!
Guys, what else can I do for the bag? For the bag. I'm not a guest. I'm asking you guys
what I could do. Is this fight royal? Um, nah, that's AI.
Yo, I'm not gasped, bro! I'm not!
I'm not gasped, yo!
Pissed on, bruddo!
Pissed on, bruddo!
I'm not guest!
I'm not guest!
I'm not guest!
I'm not guest!
Get ready.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Okay, I'm a guest.
I'm a guest.
Now I'm done.
Now I'm done.
Get back to work.
Come on.
What's good, Jason?
What's good?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
All right, I guess.
Heh, y'all.
Have you worked on dodging yet?
I don't have to go balling.
I come back.
You some uppercut?
Come here, Jason.
Boom, boom, boom, toward it.
Oh, shoot.
Where am I?
Oh, shoot.
Whoo.
Okay, I just passed out.
I just passed out.
I just passed out.
No, I'm just playing.
Chad, Jason's not going to make me do this.
And if I'm black, don't ever rate Jeff with one person.
Yeah, I'll rate.
I'll rate.
Huh?
Huh?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
let me get some water let me get some water oh yeah baby
I
My boss I suggest you do 10 more seconds water power stop pass
I'm going to kill you.
Okay, should I do it in the make?
I'm never having sex ever again
Holy shoot.
Holy shoot.
I'm never having sex ever again.
My cardio was cooked.
What time is it?
Chef, what time is it?
Chef is his own trainer.
Now I had Boston class today, but you guys aren't real viewers, so you guys wouldn't watch that.
Some of you guys are.
This is the exact thing that I was talking about.
People are always going to say something.
They're going to make fun of you when you first start out on something.
And you're going to say something.
And you're going to say something.
And you're going to say something.
And you're going to say something.
first start out on something, but then when it comes to the fight, they're gonna
switch up, they're gonna glaze you when you win. It's just how the world is.
That's the anger that you can use. So if you guys are going through what I'm
going through, constantly having people talk about you,
rage bait you, use that as fuel. Use that for when you don't want to do
when you don't want to do stuff you don't want to do. Because that 1% of pushing
through is what's gonna grow you. You know? Here we go. No, I'm just saying like I
know I'm a gold chap but I'm just saying people are always gonna say some value.
Like for example, I had 20k viewers you would expect them to be like, oh I'm
proud of you Jeff but then they say I miss the old Jeff. I miss when Jeff had
400 viewers. That's what I mean. That's a prime example. People are gonna always
say who know you. They're always gonna have something to say, especially as a
streamer. They're gonna say it clicks, clicks isn't winning FNCS and then when
he wins FNCS they're gonna be the same people blazing you and that's what
the online world is. That's what the online world is. That's why you got
I use that's all you got to want ads and and farm your viewers for money and and invest your money
Because you are always gonna have something say
W Jeff I know bro. I'm gonna go
Can you guys see me sweating right now?
Yo
That's something David is so bro
Make that Jeff faster. I know you have this thing like to be come back straight up
I shouldn't even like you should your Jack should be so fast. They don't even see that it's coming
Trust me chat
Every time I get beat up I'm like my whole Aga. I
Adapt
You know I'm saying all right, I'm gonna go to cardio
I'm done.
I'm going to do one out of the stairmaster chair.
You guys want to see me do some pull-ups?
Yeah, sir. Look at my pull-up chat.
We need to hope that you're hired.
I mean, I hope that you're hired, but I'll protect you.
I know, Geo.
Can you guys see?
Two under.
Ah!
Ah!
Help!
Help!
Oh!
You're actually getting big, I'm proud of you, in my penis or in my body.
Wait, I want to try something, Jeff.
Actually, I'll just do step-must.
I got to take a piss.
I'll be right back.
back nice to be DJ Chas long enough work harder than Jason I will beat him bro it
doesn't matter how strong he is it doesn't matter how much time he has as long as
I work harder bro that is what's gonna make me beat him
bro I wish you guys to see like the veins like what you guys to see like
the veins bro. I'm gonna go uh, I'm gonna go piss, I'll get right back. I'm gonna set up a bathroom
I'm setting up the bathroom cam.
Setting up the bathroom cam, Jeff.
You guys want me to get you?
Yo boys, I'm back.
I just took a piss.
Hi.
Are you guys ready for some good content?
I'm gonna do one however I stand back through.
That's some great content, isn't it?
Holy shoo, it's raining outside, bro.
Bro's got a double amount of Lacey. Okay, does that make me a better person? No, it doesn't.
Do you squeeze for better cardio? No, I gotta do an hour's stay in that sir. That's all my coach says.
Stop yelling. I can't hear you guys, you're listening to music.
I'm going to go to sleep tonight, I'm just going to do an hour of cardio and then I'm going to go to bed.
Tomorrow's church, bro.
Tomorrow we got church.
Boomi, are you in the stream right now? No.
Do you see what I have to deal with every day?
Drones, drones, drones, drones, drones.
Where's my Apple Watch?
Chad, where do I put my Apple Watch?
Why are you fighting racing?
I'm bored
What's not fucking up to habit, bro?
I need it.
Do some ad, bro?
Nah, I'm tired, bro.
Nah, I'm tired bro.
I don't need to add oxygen.
I'm just gonna check.
Check.
You have to go out of the car.
I'm not sure.
I need to go sleep.
Yeah, I don't know where my watch is.
You know what? I took it off.
We need one. I don't know what that word says. China? Is that a flag or is that a word?
That's not a flag.
Yeah, I don't know what map it was.
What's that thing?
Oh.
Oh, it's in my pocket.
Dude!
Do you remember there?
Wait, what song was that?
Wait, yeah, I just had a song and I forgot what it was.
Is it this one?
It's this one.
28k viewers?
Let's go!
28,000 viewers chat, double some chat.
Why don't we just wait?
I know the sweater is stinky right now, Pat.
Alright, one hour's there, Master Jack.
30K viewers, bro?
Oh my god, we got 30K viewers.
Let's freaking go, bro.
Let's freaking go, Jack.
30k viewers, bro.
This is a world record, dude.
We're back!
We're back!
I'm going to go do cardio, chef.
Do y'all not read dude don't bother bro. I literally bro. Am I showing?
Me and all my viewers have been dealing with this since day one
They know what I'm going through every day
Doesn't matter bro. I'm just sensitized to it. It's just re rebooted. I almost said read read retort retort
How do I lock in like you you do at 14? You just have to lock in. Nobody's gonna do it by yourself.
What really helps is getting cheated on. You want me to be honest. Just get cheated on.
Yeah, should I put it like right here?
Where should I put it?
Alright, stay massive for one hour.
Let's go.
This is the best content ever, Jeff.
You guys like this content?
You guys like this content?
Jeff, what does Jason respond better on iMessage or Twitter?
Because I'm going to ask him to help me pay for my boxing coach.
I'm not talking chat for one hour.
I'm not talking to you guys for one hour, Jet.
Is this good content or not?
Jeff did you eat your meal, bro? Yep. I ate everything I need to do
Wait, I gotta take a picture of this chat. I'm gonna send it to my manager
This is too funny, bro
This is too funny, is that it?
Dude, why is she still at the party, bro?
That actually gets me mad.
That actually gets me mad.
I'm actually going to turn up.
I'm going to turn up the stair master.
What a freak that she's still at the party.
Jeb, I got you knocking me out, Jason Wien.
Wait, are you going to put a parlay on it or what?
Oh my god, you know what I should do?
I should put like a text on my stream and do Eximation Mark Botted.
And then the people watching it, they're going to be like, wait, what's Eximation Mark
Botted?
And then they're going to put it in the chat.
Boom!
Dude, Stairmaster makes you have so many ideas.
Bro, why are you getting mad?
Because my girl's at a freaking party and I need reassurance
And I'm getting mad because my chat keeps saying the same stuff
My being too loud right now chef my being too loud
Like how do I do a pin message put it in my title and you guys still ask me why am I getting view bodies?
Like it's gotta be rage bait it's gotta be rage bait
Holy body-taking!
Yo!
The longest time in the world is a hesitation between thought and action.
Ow. That hurt.
Dad, we're going to sell the house in June, if you're watching this room. I've decided.
We need to sell the house and buy two halfs in Dallas. It's not worth to keep the house in New York anymore
Too much expenses
Unless I start averaging 30,000 viewers who you got winning today two bands probably
Wrapped in a cold
The rapid low key chokes a lot
Underdog would probably be visuals and braids, but they're probably gonna choke too
Maybe Peter by and call it pollo might have a crazy comeback
Those are my predictions.
2K viewers?
Chad, did we drop down to 2K viewers?
No, man!
Just stay on that grind.
I'll try, bro.
28,000?
OK, view barter.
If you're in the stream right now,
buy me the 35K viewers.
And that will tell me you're listening to me.
Hey, if you're in the stream.
Chad, let me know if he bots into 35K.
Oh, 54 more minutes.
What are you doing, bro?
Stairmaster, right now.
Let me see if I'm zone two.
Yup, I'm zone two.
Well, still 28K.
TogoPolo, WBans.
You didn't get banned?
Oh, my bad.
I was just strong.
I already spoke with a Twitch representative chat.
The Twitch representative said, there's nothing I could do.
And if I do get banned for trolling,
I could always ask someone on Bambi.
I got motion chat.
I got motion like that.
I'm not scared to get banned.
I've never gotten banned on Twitch before, bro.
That's like how much of a good boy I've been on Twitch chat.
Like Twitch loves me, bro.
I've been such a good boy, bro.
I'm a twitch little good boy.
Do you want to show a check? Can you guys see me sweating?
Bro, it's not guys in that. Yes, I am.
I'm Asian snap
Sweat stupid sweat you're holding that band
That's true. You're such a good guy
I got beat up today, bro. I'm gonna walk in
Let me see if there's any bumps in my butt, okay, we're good
Can you guys hear me breathing?
Can you guys hear me breathing, Jack?
Do you guys like when I breathe in front of your rails?
I call your name, Lord.
On the depths of the pit, you heard my bleep bleed.
Jump rope every day.
Do not fear, Lord, for I am with you.
Can you guys hear my music?
Can you guys hear my music?
Or not?
Hear my headphones?
Or is it quiet?
No.
So, here, I'll put on speaker.
I'll put on speaker so you guys can see
what I'm listening to.
This is what I'm listening to.
Can you guys hear now?
I'm gonna carry you today, 2,200,
I'm moving away right now.
That's why I'm so tired every time I'm shooting.
I have, I'm in 2,200 calories a day.
And I weighed myself today, I was 136.
Do y'all know how much Jason weighs, Chad, or no?
Because I think he's 150.
So he's like 10 more pounds more than me, 14 more pounds.
So I need to start a broken scene.
I need to start a broken scene.
I'm just cutting a little bit more fat, Chad.
And then I'm gonna start broken.
My girl just texted me.
My girl just texted me.
Bro, he's got reach on you.
It doesn't matter.
I'm better.
I'm stronger.
My girl just texted me.
She said hi.
I said hi.
What do you guys think she's gonna say?
W.
Dude, what is that emoji, boy?
What you doing?
She said what you doing?
She said what you doing?
What do I say?
What do I say?
What do I say, Jack?
Do I say, hey, I'm doing one hour of cardio
And then I'm finna go to sleep.
Like, do I be straight up?
Or do I be like,
I do that, you know, do that's like, like that.
Oh, shoot.
I got some tears in my eyes.
Training.
Like, what, what will make her more attracted to me, chat?
Do I say,
working out?
I'm gonna say working out.
Working out.
Should I be dry?
I just said working out.
Is that dry?
I say what about you said double Texas they what about you or no 37 yes because
of things she read it she read it she read my message she read my message
Can you guys see the sweat?
Can you guys see the sweat on my face?
She's asking, she's asking.
She's asking, she's asking.
She's asking, she's asking.
It's quick, work me out what you want.
They say you don't need your true self until you're exhausted.
Because comfort hides the truth.
When exhaustion drags it into the light.
And what you find there,
It's going to be the fifth point.
W12K viewers?
Did we drop down to 12K viewers?
No one else to watch.
Did we drop down to 12K viewers?
And this is-
No, man!
She said I want you.
Inside.
What the fuck?
Dude, she's drunk, gang.
Where are 460 viewers?
That's the truth.
in?
Let's go go go go go go go go go go.
I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm not used now, it's all you.
Nooooo! My viewpoints are gone!
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm gonna throw up.
Is she for real? I'm so serious.
She said I want you inside of me.
What do I say to that bro? Should I be like, I bet I'm gonna come pick you up
Or should I be like, see you good
Don't throw up. No, I mean like I'm gonna throw up because I just lost all my view boss
I'm like naked now. I'm like in a shower butt booty naked
No, don't be like that
Dude, I'm gonna finish my stream. You guys know I'm ending my stream at 11, right?
They were bot. Yeah.
If we have 500 viewers right now, that means we've been averaging 500 viewers for the whole stream.
That's really good.
That's actually really good. We're actually getting back up.
I'm telling you, bro, my prime is coming back, bro.
3K viewers, bro.
Pick it up, bro. It's cardio.
No, I don't want to have sex, bro.
Sex? Dude, did you guys see me getting beat up today?
Harper, I don't know if you saw it.
I was sparring today on stream, and I got beat the straight belt, bro.
My cardio gave out. I don't want to have sex anymore. Why cuz bro when you have sex
Like you just like you're just a bum, bro
Well, it's like you just feel like lazy after
Yeah, bro after eight hours chat the view barter finally stopped you body me
To be honest you I feel like I'm not powerful anymore
But I'm also like
Naked now that's how I feel I felt powerful when I had those you boss. Is that weird chat?
What time for you though
I think it's like
I feel like you're rigging on that.
I don't even know about that.
No brother, I'm rigging on that, I just thought that would work out, let's see how every time
of the year it should be.
That's crazy bro.
3k though, what do you mean 3k? 3k viewers?
W.J. Mark, I need to stop my...
Just start, bro.
Yeah, I said...
She said I want you inside of me. I said are you okay?
I said, do you need me to pick you up?
She said, I don't know.
He was lost in.
He lost himself.
It was enough for him.
One day he decided to change everything.
So he slowly started destroying his past.
Stop seeking attention just ghosting what you actually think I'm a lot than good
Because when he came back
Because now this is about what he wants
Not what his parents
friends
Why are we working on your sweater so I get more warmer inside
Okay, your personal gop have been crazy glow-up like from when I was a little boy.
You frame all?
Wait till my accuracy is done.
I'm gonna have clear skin.
And then, and then, no, wait till I get to 130 pounds.
If I cut six more pounds, she's next two weeks.
It's over for everyone.
I haven't seen you highway.
I know, bro.
I have no more water in my house. I'm gonna have to drink the refrigerator water
So it's been getting muscle really fat and gaining viewers
That's what happened when you level up girl, and you stay consistent sure me I
Hope you keep up the good. You have grown a lot. It's a person that's just lucky. Thank you, bro
I appreciate you guys.
Non-general renewals.
I'm not going to lie.
But I did get you about it.
Like this whole stream.
I did feel powerful.
Like, I'll be honest with you guys.
I felt powerful having 30,000 viewers.
Even though I knew it was all fake.
Is it just my fridge with the worst hits like metal?
Um, it could be your fridge.
It could be the bad filter.
You're still grating my eyes.
That's it.
You have to pat for all the time.
I know, bro.
She's, how is anger still?
cold, cold water. Oh my God, you know what I want? I want watermelon water. I want a watermelon
right now. I want a watermelon right now. I want to cut up a watermelon and eat it. Stuff's
that raw, dry watermelon. That's what I want. You bought a Rishko? Wait, is he back? Is
the view bar back I can't see how much you as I have chat dry watermelons no I
know it's cold refreshing watermelons
Yo, harmful thing for the 1200 bits, well, I appreciate you, muddy.
Thank you, dude.
Seriously, bro.
This time of the fight, uh, G6.
No pain for 20k bots cost 10 to 20k for each hour.
How do you know that?
How do you know that Phillip?
Are you a viewbotter?
That's whoever viewbotted me, if it was one guy, that guy is rich bro.
Cause if that's actually true, that guy spent 20k on me just for me to have 30k viewers
in one day.
I gotta go sleep wake up early tomorrow peace good night daddy
The box is on the back find you guys
Yeah, I'm gonna enter into any way, so I think it's good
You get money like more now. I don't think so. I think switch recognizes the new box
Dude, I'm only at 21 minutes yet, level 13 Stamaster, how am I going to do an hour?
That shuttled the score.
The bots were crushes.
He's doing better than four.
Not a reason for me in class.
I'm sorry, I might go back to class.
Today has been a very weird stream chat.
him chat. Today has been a very weird trip.
Having them would be 30 minutes chat inside one hour.
My neck hurts.
It's all in a lie.
Seven more minutes.
You're not gonna stay up until the finish line!
You're always bigger than my senior!
I stand under estimate here.
We're keeping silence.
Stay focused on your path.
In one day, we're gonna make sure that one day,
we'll do all of your work.
Yeah! Don't believe in us, bro!
Carlos, make fun of us, man. Make remarks. Please do. If I take all of this shit, they're turning me down.
Why do you say why not spray?
Do you think if I fall stable and all that, I would win?
Or no.
I understand and don't react, you really cares.
People are gonna hate you, regardless of whether you're the best person.
He gave his heart to the world.
But when it came back, he told me I loved him.
He told me that I was very good at it.
Shesh, I kicked them all off.
You see me?
Because I was thinking I need a message.
They say you don't need your true self until you're exhausted.
Because comfort hides the truth.
But exhaustion drags it into the light.
And what do you find there?
What you find there?
What happened to all the viewers?
I don't know what you're talking about.
They left me, bro.
Whatever is the best for you?
Five more minutes and I'm done in 30 minutes.
I need some water.
Chinese water
Do I go home a loser and only do 30 minutes of stair master?
Do I go home a winner and do 30 more minutes?
One from getting paid 15 now to 15. Who are you? Your job? I mean me. So you're going
to pass out your water? Do I look like I'm like lightheaded right now?
Bro, how's it more important than being a winner?
No!
I can't lose to Jason.
I need to keep my cardio up.
Or else, I'm gonna lose.
I can't lose, no matter what.
I need to knock out Jason.
I need to have that right hook,
and knock him out to where he falls,
and put his knees on the ground.
And then I go, BOOM!
And then I showed the clip think about the edits chat think about the edits when he said he was gonna knock me out kill me and stuff
And a boom
How much or would that be chat if I just show them knock a clip boom and then
boom
That would be that it'll be insane
Oh
You don't have a job I
I don't know how much money I made today.
I don't know.
How much money do you think I made today from trimmings?
Like $500? $1,000? $1,500? $2,000?
If I make $2,000 in days, I go to bed.
$2,000 a day, I go to bed.
For 10 hours worth of trimmings.
I
Did you tell me good wait what job compares to two thousand a day
But you're not making that watch me
You know I used to make $10,000 a day right Jack
from streaming in my prime but I was averaging like 20 20,000 30 viewers I
don't even know how many I was averaging back then so I was making 10,000
days and I don't even think I was like running a lot of ads I swear I got I was
making 10,000 now I make $16 an hour that's the motivation bro that she's
So low.
Think about the mental trauma that I had
to go in from $10,000 a day to $15 an hour.
Imagine what Jaycee makes.
Oh, Jaycee makes probably $50k a day.
Can you guess what, $70,000?
I don't know how many ads he runs, but he probably
makes $20,000, $30,000, or $40k a day.
He's freaking rich, bro.
That boy is rich, man.
I would never do like coding and stuff like that you would probably think I would because
I'm Asian and that stuff is confusing game I rather just be a shimmer at that point alright
You take a picture of me doing dirty things?
Holy shit.
I'm gonna send a picture.
I'm not drinking a water shot. I'm trying to go back upstairs.
What are you k-based for? It's me over here. Yeah, you can save her.
I can't show up.
Thank you, sir, you know.
No, that's not it.
It's more like I don't care about being in the room.
We did it, sir.
That's right.
We need to start something to find out.
40 minutes.
Ah, fuck!
I hate when I'm sweaty, I hate when I'm so sweaty, it's my fault, cause I got a frickin
go work out you better be in a tally from Dev said you can't hide in here bro
you guys want to see my six foot?
holy
I'm the freaking GOAT.
I'm the freaking GOAT, chat.
Gotta go, bro.
Have a good night, yo swamp.
Thank you, bro, for the bits and everything, bro.
Have a great night, my friend.
Oh
I'm the girl chat
Let me step to be given that five six thousand steps now is my first time wearing an apple wash today
So I probably got like 15 thousand sets of a chair
This site may be harmful cheered x 300
Yo harmful thing but 300s bro
Did you figure out who viewbot are you?
No
This site may be harmful cheered x 300
That was how a suspicious say it was a you
three hundred
let's go boys
hey don't call me i'm poor i'm richer than you i'm richer than you sit the fuck down
i live bottoms i'm doing bottoms
Who could it be?
We'll never know.
We'll never know who could it be.
Ugh, I'm tired, chat.
Good night, boys.
Let me drink some water.
I'm freaking tired. You guys already seen me drink a lot of water?
I think this is the wrong chug jug.
Okay, Jeff. W. Jeff, it's gotta be Luky Puky who knew about me.
It's gotta be. He's acting too suspicious right now.
Bots are free by the way. Do you have the engines?
Nah, there's no way this guy bought them for 30,000 viewers for 8 hours game.
That's insane. That has to get paid or something.
All right, chat.
Are you guys ready to see me chug water?
Good night, man.
God bless you.
Thank you, guys.
Man, I appreciate you, bro.
My fellow Christian water bottle.
Or, oh, brother, sorry.
All right, chat.
You guys ready to see the water come out?
Look at this.
Okay.
I don't know how I'm going to do this, but...
I have to drink refrigerator water because I don't have any more water.
in my uh hydro osmosis reverse osmosis and this is slow as hell boy holy
I'm gonna just stop.
I'm gonna move out.
Do you have any recommendation on your own place?
You could get lonely.
might be I mean rake it you can get any girls you want so
how much chug drug did I just pop how much HP was that chat I feel that bro
probably gets lonely it definitely gets lonely if you don't like being alone like
for example like me I don't like being alone like I just can't it's I'm not
trying to be victim because I know blue means gonna be like you're being back
down but like that's why I stream a lot like because you guys help me like you
guys help me not be alone you know I'm saying because they used to live my
parents like all the time you know I'm saying
Where the frick is my camera?
Wait, why is it?
I love being alone.
Alright, Jeff, I'm out.
Yup, it was Lukey Puget who viewbotted me.
He's acting way too suspicious.
The viewbinder could still be my stream for all we know.
Alright boys, what time is it?
10.25.
I set up 30 minutes.
um but wishing the lot
yeah wishing the lot
10 hours is pretty crazy you're the goat yeah I know bro I'm the goat
Wait, Chad, can I drive right now or no?
I probably should just sleep by myself tonight.
Tornado Watch.
These conditions are expected to last until 11pm Saturday, April 25th.
Wait, if it's done or storming, does that grief you when you drive?
What do you guys think I'm about to go?
What do you guys think I'm about to go do, chat?
Don't go to sleep with your girl?
She said, wait, she might come to me.
I mean, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro, I, like,
let me, yo, I'm gonna check, actually,
because I woke up mad early today, chat.
I woke up at 9 a.m., which is like,
some of y'all probably think
that's not even that early.
But I'm gonna show you guys
how much sleep I got today, okay?
You only have a hundred seconds bring my kids. Oh
Hell no
All right, are you guys ready? Holy chat, so I got fit so I have a ordering right? I got fifty two
I usually get eighty two
Your sleep score was low and below your typical range and that's completely okay. We have nights. I don't go as planned
Reflect on what may have impacted your sleep, but remember to be kind yourself one night doesn't dude
I got fifty three chat on my score and my readiness was fifty six
Bed partners
This is what it says many things can have an effect on the resting heart rate in recovery
Among other workouts the hydration serum medication menstrual cycle stress or strain salty or sugary evening snacks
High room temperature bed partners or changing seats getter can also play a role
It's got to be the bed partners
But yeah, dude look at my score. I didn't get that good sleep and I still did everything I needed to do today
I shouldn't 10 hours I
But I sparred and got my shit or got my thing beat up and then I also
just did 30 minutes of stair master with zone 2 and then
I also did ropes and learned the hang of that like holy dude i'm a goat but you only you only
have three interviewers bro stop bro jester entertainment if you thought the situation was
flat before all each shit i know you stayed in treatment this one i just got arrested
Also, a game 140 chugger.
Okay, guys.
What should I do to end off this room?
A.J. Jeff just fucking knocks me out.
He was like, I'm dead ass.
Don't forget you're bloated.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Why did I repost this?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Why did I repost this picture?
I look like a toy, bro.
Oh my god.
I'm doing scrolling right now.
I'm doing scrolling right now, bro.
I got in my stream a toy for Thanos, bro.
Here, I'll end off the stream doing some foam roller.
I'm putting y'all on game.
You guys shouldn't invest in one of these.
If you guys invest in one of these, you guys will be like,
thank you, Jeffrey.
You've changed my life.
But my whole back is sweaty right now.
Oh, that feels amazing.
mmm yeah baby yeah baby yeah wait let me let me see if you guys hear any
background oh dude I think that BPC 157 peptide yet that I've been on like I
don't have any like cracks in the back all right yeah I'm gonna call Bloomy and
then I'm gonna be like yo I'm in my stream let me call my manager real
Okay, go on stream, okay?
Do we get some sideways angle?
Oh, that's a good calm.
This is a good one too.
I'm gonna take off my headphones.
I don't think he's picking up.
Pick up.
Yeah, I think.
I stream ten hours a day
And I'm planning on ending right now. I
Know it's 30 minutes early
But I want to call and go over
Clips and also fix the stream
bitrate
through you
Are you free for a call?
There's lightning outside. Wait, did you guys see it?
Oh frick that's that's actually amazing.
There is just a wash that doesn't mean there is a tornado.
Wait, so is there a tornado or not?
We can end now, not for you just yet.
How long you gonna think?
How long you think?
All right chat, should I end my stream?
Yes or no?
it means it could possibly have a tornado it's 10 30 45 minutes and he's done
if it's too late we can call in the morning bro you wake you wake up man
Here we go.
Here we go.
Pol TigV! Pol TigV! Pol TigV! Pol TigV! Pol TigV! Pol TigV! Pol TigV! Pol TigV!
But now, man
It's just not the same that it used to be
Or市K A Type
I think... maybe I'm just not men
Hi gel
I go my girl
You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Jeff, I decided not to sleep
Play Fortnite? I'm down in Crank
I'm down in Crank for a day before I get off, Jeff
I have 45 minutes
I'm sure he's so much bro, are you guys proud of me bro, that feels good after cardio
bro you guys feel good after court like I feel good bro what the hell why is that
work like that how come when I do a lot chat and I feel
fulfilled like I do a lot yeah yes we are probably dying bro like you don't
understand Chad like I feel good I'm hella proud of you thank you bro I
So I appreciate it bro.
We are glad you did this much.
So you guys are glad I did this much?
Should I take tomorrow off or no?
Would you guys be mad at me if I took tomorrow off?
To go spend time with my-
Dude, I like-
I wanna stream tomorrow, dude.
But like, I feel like I've done so much.
Like, I'll still do cardio tomorrow?
But like, bro, what's really gonna be like, content tomorrow?
Just like, watching Grand's?
That's why I feel like I-
I wish I could watch Grand's, so that's like, good content, so.
I need a good rest day. I know bro. I just gotta ask my manager, bro
Cuz bro, he gets mad at me, bro
And he's not like I'm not mad at him for getting mad at me
Like he reminds me that I need to lock in but I feel like sometimes I also need like a rest day
To just chill and decompress and like just relax
I see dude. Thank you to Prima. I'm sorry. Yo season and they go to two we were a
You should do sprints if you want to do them.
Your globe is actually crazy bro.
What happened to your hair?
I don't know man.
Do y'all actually think my globe is crazy?
It's cannot of doing good in west or no.
I don't like it.
Hmm.
You look so handsome.
I see, I saw it all girl, thank you bro,
I appreciate you bro, thank you man.
U to go my boy.
Holy Kanata's gonna win FNCS bro.
I like when chat is slow enough to respond.
That's how it was when we had 20k viewers bro.
Wait, let me play this song that's like, my girl, no chat, this is one song that I'd
be playing and it's like, good, I don't know why I feel so good after choreo, just one
song?
I feel just chill, no chat.
I gotta just feel good.
Now you were back in your time for nine hours, bro. I know bro
Yeah, next stream I should be able to fix the bitrate by the way.
Oh, Damien, don't be toxic, bro.
Hmmm…
Yeah, I don't know chat why I feel so good like do y'all know the science behind that
Do y'all know the science like why I feel good like after just pop or punching the
punching the
The the bag and just doing 30 minutes of staring master and shrimp in 10 hours and just like just doing a lot
just like
Why do y'all like it's because you're tired
But like why do I feel good?
Like why do I just feel like relax and like I just feel like good
Like I don't even have a care like the ragebait doesn't get like as the ragebait doesn't get as much to me
Like say someone can come in the stream and hate on me, and I and I I would not get as mad as I usually do
Like it's I'm just like chill right now
We're not as high bro is because you did everything you want to do today. No my to-do list is a lot
I still have to like you guys remember I told you I was I got computer paper
And I was gonna look at my to-do list and just like organized everything on my to-do list
I haven't done that yet, but aside from that just streaming training. I've been on top bro eating my meals in in in place
Streaming like I've been up. I've been on top bro
Wait scale. I'm 138
One thirty eight bro you skinny as John bro unless you five to I'm one I'm five six or maybe five six or seven
What's the weight goal for the fight?
Well, my plan is right now, I want to cut down to 130, lose 6 more pounds, see how lean I can get, how much more leaner I can get, and then I start boping the right way.
That's my plan. That's what my coach wants me to do.
He wants me to just cut.
So being bothered, nah.
I think the viewbots have left chat.
How did you get viewbotted today?
I don't know bro. I just like
Bro, I just went live today bro like 10 hours ago and and someone who comes in my chat and they're like yo Jeff
Why do you have 20,000 years? I'm like what what do you mean? I have 20,000 and then I pull up my stream and I'm like
Oh, I know what this is. I got a view about it
Chat y'all see the stream quality like does it look like a lot of people missing there's like a
Lot of people have been saying like there's like
Like what's the word screen tear and look I'm like smooth right now when I like stand still right you guys can see the game
Good you guys can see my face good, but when I start cranking
When I start cranking like the camera gets blurry. Do you see that?
They'll see what I'm talking about is that just bit rate or what is that? How does it do that?
Because I'm gonna try to call bloomy after this and try to fix it
wait you know what else could make me be in a good mood?
I think it was a refrigerator water hold on let me ask chatGBT
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
chat yo chatGBT why do I feel good and calm
on my stream right now after doing 30 minutes of stair master
and doing like probably like 40 minutes of just jump roping
And then punching the bag like really hard with my punching gloves
They just say all that for nothing. Yeah, hello
Yeah, mama did
Yo, Chachi, but you can hear me
Loud and clear what's up?
Why do I feel really good like right now?
just chill just streaming right now when I did like 40 minutes of jump roping and
getting the hang of it and then just punching really hard on the punching bag
and then just doing 30 minutes of stardomaster. It sounds like you had a
great mix of intensity and rhythm. Exercise especially something like jump
rope and bag work can give you that rush of endorphins and a sense of
accomplishment. Plus getting into a rhythm and feeling strong with your
punches likely gave you a real confidence boost and wrapping it up
with the Stairmaster probably helped you wind down while keeping that steady feel
good cardio flow. No wonder you feel chill. Alright and why do I get
rage baited the whole day today but now like someone teamed my channel rage baited
me and I don't feel as bad. It could be that you've let out a lot of that pent up
energy through your workout. Physical activity has this cool way of lowering
stress and helping you feel more balanced. Plus maybe you're building
at mental resilience. You've already faced those triggers earlier and now they just don't
hit as hard. So you're likely just in a calmer headspace. Keep that balance going.
Why did my fingers feel slow after boxing when I'm playing Fortnite right now?
Your body's probably still recovering from all that intensity. Boxing, jump broke and
the Stairmaster all challenge your muscles and nervous system. Even if you feel mentally
chill, your fine motor skills like those lightning fast Fortnite edits might be lagging
bit. Once your body fully recovers that quick finger speed will bounce right back. Just give it a little time.
How come I had 3,000 viewers all day today and I got view-bodied all day today and now I'm just like
nonchalant and stuff. It sounds like after a whole day of intensity both the highs and the frustrations
start to lose their grip. Your body and mind might just be tired and sometimes that physical
release helps you detach a bit. Also, when you're in a calmer state post-workout,
stuff like viewbotting might just not hit the same way. Right now,
you're probably enjoying the feeling of being grounded, and that's a good place to be.
Why is my chest zesty?
Well, when you're feeling chill and nonchalant, your vibe sets the tone.
If you're relaxed, they might pick up on that and mirror it,
almost like your energy cools things down. Plus, after all the earlier buzz,
They might be settling into a more laid-back rhythm along with you.
So, enjoy the chill ride with them.
Why did this kid just edit on me when he's 20HP?
Why does chat keep these sounds so fun?
I'm not here to impress, I'm just here to keep it real with you.
If it comes off as fly, well maybe it's just that we're vibing today.
Why did my chat keep saying I have a crazy glow up?
When you're focused on things that challenge you, in this case, you're boxing, you're cardio and then streaming, it's like your confidence shows.
Maybe they're noticing you're more present or engaged. Whatever the reason, it's probably a reflection of your energy shining through. And that's always a good thing.
Chad, is my energy shining through, Chad?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bro, my girl is confusing me so much right now, bro.
Hmmmmmmm, yes.
Okay, what is my energy like give off right now?
Like for a first time viewer, I don't care if you're shy right now
I know if you're if you never typed in my chat. I want you to type right now
What is my energy give off right now?
Horny.
Do I actually give off horny vibes right now?
I'm not that horny, bro.
Fat Chut Lord.
But I'm not a Chut, bro.
I'm nonchalant.
What's good, guys? My name's Asian Jeff.
What?
nonchalant cool asian aww that's so sweet
you're getting calm girl for drugs so I'm the girl or what?
fingernail biter
that guy will suck a D for 20 bucks
This is how I feel after nutting 2 am post nut clarity 5 foot latina baddie that's that's
house all my girls and she Latina brah I was hitting that thing from the back
yesterday bro and dude when I tell you doggy style is my kryptonite oh I mean
it brother doggy style is probably my kryptonite bro close enough clarity a
yo all of her had more viewers now it's all good I had 30,000 viewers for
8 hours even if they are fake. I'm modgolverog by 100,000. Wait, what's the X or whatever?
Bro, we need to not need to know that. Wait, is anybody else's...
is anybody else like that where doggy styles are kryptonite?
All right, you probably had 500 throughout this entire time wait. Let me see my twitch, bro
Let me see my twitch and see if
if my
Thing goes off as 30,000 average viewers. Let's see try
Holy dude this is not real bro wait what's this start cracking now I'm gonna refresh
bro we get it bro what are these clips
start cracking brother what are these clips
few buttons and it has been lifted leak revenue
Chas, is Boomi ready to call me now?
Alright boys, did you get an outro for your stream?
Oh no.
Why did I just look at my stream and I have 2000 viewers?
BOOM!
Oh my freaking god, he's back.
You know what?
We're gonna play the waters.
I'm gonna stare at my viewer count until I have 30,000 viewers.
Oh my god, we're at 6,700!
6,700!
6,700!
6,700!
6,700!
6,700!
6,700!
6,700!
Wait.
Know what we should do since we have six thousand seven hundred viewers
You know what we should do chat bro renew this description. No, I didn't I'm texting my girl. No
Look, I go sky. I'm texting my girl. I know
What do you mean renew my subscription bro, you can look do you want to see my history? Oh
My god, we're at ten thousand viewers. Dude. How's this guy just to go and I'm sure you guys my
my history
Wait, I'm scared.
Alright, here's my history chat.
Y'all see any viewbox?
Or no?
Viewbot.
Nope.
Alright, tell me what you guys want me to search up,
since you guys think I'm a viewbotter.
Type the letter P in your history.
I don't want to leak, bro!
When was April 10th, 2026?
Guys, this is not even a bad post.
This is not even a bad post.
Mom, birthday.
Was that actually your birthday?
Alright boys, search V.
ooh there's some good songs here bro chat I'm telling you I don't view bot
bro and where I just I just I just literally looked for one second and
we're at 20,000 years oh my god bro I'm gonna literally wait for someone to come
my channel like yo why are you viewbotting bro I'm pre-firing here
right now Jeffery your mods are sped bro 20k again
oh my god this guy's going crazy bro what the hell
dude whoever I swear whoever's doing this viewbotting loves me bro
if he if somehow some way if I have 30,000 viewers right now he is in love with me
Who do you guys think is the view butter chat?
It has to be one of these people in the chat.
Dude, what the hell is going on?
Yo, he's going crazy.
What if it's a girl?
Y'all think it's a girl or is a boy?
Bro, it has to be looky pooky bro.
Who's the most suspicious in this chat to be viewed by anyone out chat?
Who is the main culprit?
You have the most views on Twitch right now?
Let's go.
Let's freaking go baby.
Let's freaking go chat.
No way he's gonna go to 100k.
No way he's gonna go to 100k.
Yo big boy, think that I won you a ring.
Overdose on confidence, started not to give a fuck and stopped bearing the consequence
Drinking every night because we drinkin' my accomplishments
Paid it way too long, I'm floating in and out of context
And they sayin' I'm back, I agree with that
I could say that I'm fine without this shit
We're gonna hit a world record!
I don't know, we're gonna hit a world record!
Heh, heh, heh, heh
Chasin' me my world records, fake viewer, viewbotter viewers, bro
Dude, I'm- dude, this guy doesn't love me
dude this guy's actually in love with me bro it's bogey prime jet is back yo the
switchup is crazy bro this guy's actually in love with me bro what the
you I've never seen that yo I've never seen that before yo I've never seen that
that number in my freaking...
that's insane bro
I don't know why I'm happy
I'm gonna start crying bro
oh my gosh
should I call my mom chat?
should I call my mom chat?
oh my god bro
$42,000
oh
should I call my mom bro?
oh my god bro
oh my god bro
oh my god bro
Jeff, you made it?
I made it, mom!
Mom, I made it!
I can't believe we made it this far!
Oh my god!
15,000 viewers!
I can't believe I can't believe it's dark
I can't tell you, I can't tell you
I'm on my own
Take a breath, stay out
Let the fight get on
Get everything on
The body has gone
Get my hands up on
Get me on my own
Get me on my own
I fell on my friend
I got up on my own
I fell on my friend
I fell on my own
I fell on my friend
55,000 viewers, Chad!
I'm not listening to you, baby.
Oh, I said nothing's silly here.
Oh, what a fucking sight you're doing, man.
I'm getting all my shit.
I might not be a dream.
I can't get something done.
I got to watch my shit.
I got to watch my shit.
I got to watch my shit.
Everybody needs to look at it.
And I'll see it.
Yo, is this AI, bro?
He's all in there.
I'm here for you.
Is this AI? Do y'all see this too or no?
Wait, I wanna see who's streaming that's showing that's wishlist.
I'm not the only one seeing this, right?
You made it, bro.
I see seven viewers.
Dude, oh my God Chad, we made it.
57,000 viewers, bro.
60,000 people are watching me right now.
Oh my goodness.
How's my reaction? Is it good?
Oh my goodness.
61,000 viewers chat.
Wow, bro.
We did it, bro.
Oh my God.
I just mugged ROG. Yo Oliver, I got 60k viewers right now! Get mugged little bro!
Yes, sir, bro. Let's see what he says. Yeah, 60,000 viewers
Get my little bro, I own you bro week for our viewers boy mom
I'm switching up on my day one
Oh
Yeah, just chillin like 60,000 viewers
Now someone's just doing to jet. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I don't even know what
Chad whoever's doing this bro. I think you're loving bro. Do you love me, bro?
Do you love me or no, bro? I think he loves me Chad
63 ex you see rain. Oh my god. Are we getting an ex you see rain right now? Oh
oh my god dude my life is changed bro oh my goodness
I was at 60,000 viewers bro you know what that means right me a califro break
62,000 people get to steam on 6-pack!
Is that it?
I think we're stopping at 62,000 viewers, bro.
I think he's weak, chat.
And my gas let him be honest, bro.
Oh, oh shoot, oh shoot!
It went up a little bit.
Let's try to get to 67k.
Six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven
All right boys, I'm gonna have to end my stream soon. Should I end my stream with the sixty seven sixty seven thousand viewers?
Wait, why do I feel like this viewbotter is gonna like just drop me all the way down?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, why am I about a pre-part of this?
He's gonna just like he's just he's gonna make it disappear ready ready three
3...2...1...
It's just not working.
What if I look away and it's just like...
It's just like 20k.
62k viewers bro chat.
Yo Jeff, you fell off. You used to have 100k viewers. What happened to you?
Yo, some of y'all are so ungrateful bro, like I'm by that mushroom with 60,000 viewers
shit.
Like, oh my goodness bro.
Some of y'all are just so ungrateful bro, like I actually can't be ass bro.
Like I thought you guys were real ones bro, but I guess not.
I guess you guys aren't real ones.
Asian Jets.
Yo chat machine lights in my back. Hello? Can yall hear me?
What's going on?
No, I'm losing my viewers.
No, I'm losing my viewers.
No, I'm losing my viewers.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
I need this.
Stop laughing at me, bro.
No.
It starts now.
Is this how it's over?
Is this how it ends, chef?
I'll accept my fate.
Just kill me, bro.
Just end my life in video games.
Raise someone?
But I don't even think it's gonna count when I rate chat. I don't know how view bots work, but
Today was a weird day for me, man. I'm not in my stream chat. I need to go talk to my manager.
I know you guys, I know you guys love me a lot.
I know we have a lot of people in the stream, 60,000 people, but sometimes you gotta end in the stream, bro.
Sorry, guys. Don't be sad, okay?
Don't be sad that it's over. Be sad that it's happened.
Wait, is that how the saying goes?
64k viewers!
Oh my god. I think the viewbotter is trying to tell me in Morse code.
No, Jeff! Don't end your stream! Don't end your stream, Jeff!
Wait, let me just take a screenshot of this real quick before I, um, before I am mushroom.
Oh my god, 64,000 viewers.
Prime Jeff is back.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's get it.
Why do I have 2,000 viewers?
You fell off?
Bro, don't be weird, Chad.
Don't be weird, bro.
You switched up on me bro yo, it's me who think of the tier one bro, bro, Chad you switched
Stop on me, bro.
You guys were just supporting me, bro.
I thought you guys were my boys, bro.
Snanko just subscribed.
At least you got abs.
We lost, bro.
It's over, Chad.
At least you got a life outside of Fortnite.
It's over, Jack.
My girl just texted me, are you okay?
She probably freaking pulled up Twitch
so I had six thousand viewers and then saw I lost an O.
Child moving or every second, bro.
We gotta end my stream, bro.
We gotta end my stream, bro.
Gotta end my stream right now.
Are you ready?
I just got a crazy clip.
Don't end shame bro.
Dude, do you guys think when I go live tomorrow, I'll give you about it again?
Do you guys think I'll be a victim all day tomorrow or no?
Like, do you guys think the guy that's you by me right now that's listening to my voice
as we speak is gonna play with me like a fiddle stick and torture me and if you
You want me every single day till I suffer?
Who in this chat is the culprit bro?
Who is it?
Who could possibly be out of these people?
What do you think?
It's Cosaid?
No, you don't have the powers.
Bro, we're losing viewers bro.
We're losing viewers every second we talk bro.
I'm gonna say it, it could be anyone of the guys bro.
I'm sorry, Jeff, you caught me.
Bro lost all interest to where 461 viewers.
This is the end chat.
This is the end bro.
Our kingdom is getting destroyed.
Oh my god we just lost 20 more viewers bro.
Our kingdom is getting destroyed bro.
Slowly, but surely we're gonna go down to 400, aren't we?
Hey bro, 34 subs today bro, I appreciate y'all man.
Shout out to all the brothers that subbed today, chat.
34 freaking subs, bro.
I'm too lazy to switch to gold, but thank you guys, bro.
We surpassed the five subs, I appreciate you guys man.
How many subs you got right now?
We got 417 subs, let's get it.
$15 an hour, baby.
Hey, why don't we just sharpen the 380 viewers?
Should I just end-stream when I'm below 200 viewers?
Are these my real viewers?
Are these my real viewers?
What's a tornado watch at? Can I drive in a tornado watch or no?
We are robots, hold up. Let me see something real good.
Can I drive in a tornado watch?
A tornado watch means conditions are favorable for tornadoes to form, but one hasn't been spotted yet.
If you absolutely must drive, be extra cautious.
Keep an eye on weather alerts, have a plan for safe shelter, and avoid driving if the weather looks like it's turning.
If it upgrades to a warning or conditions worsen, you'll want to stop and seek shelter immediately.
Dude, do I drive to my girls' house, bro?
I can't make that decision for you, but I will say if there's a tornado watch in your area, it's worth weighing the risk.
If conditions seem calm and the route is short, you might feel okay.
Oh my god, which one of the five of your chat to be tea?
Well, look at you people are tuning in. That's petty
Chad do I do it? It says tornado wash these conditions are expected to last until 5 a.m. Sunday, April 26
If conditions are expected that long you'll want to stay cautious if the weather is still stable and you feel safe
You could decide now, but if anything escalates like a warning then you definitely stay put
Ultimately, trust your gut on safety and there's no shame in waiting for it.
If you're feeling unsure about safety, it's always better to hold off.
Let me check the weather.
Let me check the weather.
Absolutely.
Let me go check the weather.
Sounds good.
Stay safe out there and if you need me again, I'm right here.
Okay, thank you really.
The trees are moving Jack.
Again, I'm right here.
It's like really, the trees are moving, Jack.
If the wind's already picking up, it's probably a sign that they could. No meetup is worth risking your safety.
Plus, you'll definitely get another chance when the weather's gone bad.
What's the worst that can happen? What's the worst that can happen?
In the worst case, if a tornado forms or severe storms hit, driving can become extremely dangerous.
Reduced visibility, debris, or even the tornado itself.
So it's always better to be safe.
Like the tornado is going to like, like it's going to come in like sweep of my car onto a high ground or what?
A tornado can be extremely unpredictable and while it won't selectively lift one car to high ground like a movie scene,
it can cause devastating winds, debris, and unsafe driving conditions.
We just want you safe and sound not caught in anything. Chad. Do I risk if I risk my life for my girl, bro? I
Know you can't I'm not making it more attractive for her if she's like, oh my boyfriend came to me during a tornado watch
Honestly, what's most attractive is you showing good judgment and care if she knows you're prioritizing safety
That's real responsibility. You can always make it up with a thoughtful visit when the weather is clear
She said you should stay at your house
She's looking out for you and that's a good sign.
You can both relax knowing you're safe and you'll have plenty of chances to hang out when things are not right.
So I'm just waiting for my manager to call me and then I'm gonna end my shimmer.
That sounds like a plan.
Wrap things up at your own pace and when you're done, you can fully relax.
If you ever need to chat again, I'll be around.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, just hope it's not an EF5.
What is an EF5?
An EF5 is the most intense tornado rating on the enhanced Fujita scale. It means catastrophic damage with winds over 200...
That is not happening.
Let's hope not. EF5s are rare and a watch doesn't mean one is coming. You're just being smart by staying cautious. You'll be fine.
So I don't know what to do, bro.
Like, chat, I see cars driving, bro. So, like, don't you guys think I can drive if this car is driving?
why is there gotta be a tornado bro like that's so random that's like dude
that's like the government like turning on like a wind machine or something like
I swear tornadoes are not even real bro yeah you're chilling are you are you
You're lying to me or no?
Go crack.
That's God trying to tell you something?
Yeah bro, I don't know what to do bro.
No that's only a watch.
I don't know what to do bro.
have you ended? Okay boys, I'mma end my stream.
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