I need to buy eggs.
I need by eggs, I need by eggs.
I need by eggs, Sha, I need by eggs.
Sha, I need by eggs.
Yo, first king, Jeff, what's good?
Sha, what's good?
Locking in scrims?
I don't think they're gonna be hosting CS today, bro.
I'm not even trying to hold you, bro.
I need to buy some eggs.
Yeah.
Make sure your canvas is pinned to the wall.
What does that even mean, bro?
Yo what's good chat? Again viewbotting? SAY ON GOD HE VIEWBOTTED ME AGAIN!
Oh my god bro!
Say on god, hopefully no viewbot today bro, he just viewbotting me again!
Oh my god, this can't be ass!
Bro, love you! Bro, I was just texting my freaking mom bro!
And I know it's suspicious because y'all saw I was texting someone but dude I look at my chat
So it's like again. He's viewbotting you bro bro smiling chat. What the bra. I'm not behind this bro
I'm promise you chat. I'm not the one behind this bro
Man today was a long stressful day chat. I just I haven't even anything like I'm not
Yeah, I'm not even trying to be that guy bro like I
I think one of my friends is like not trying to be my friends anymore, and I'm gonna be honest to you
That's like like I'm not trying to trauma dump you guys or anything
But that's like like losing a friend is worse than probably losing a girl like a really really really good friend
like chat
Like this guy so chat if y'all don't notice I've been getting coached like for real you right?
Thank you, bro. What happened? I'll explain right now. So so if y'all don't know I've been getting like
meal plans coaching right and basically the coach is like saying like oh I think
like you don't even treat me as a friend and like you don't even treat me as a
friend or like you're not like a good friend and you only call me when you
want me so like chat what do I do if I'm like like how do you not like like
Bro, I do realize sometimes I do only call
Yo XE think about a hundred bits bro. Why Asian Jeff? Why are you so good at boxing, bro?
I sparred the freaking 12 year old today again and
My jabs are getting really good. My jabs were getting really good
Just dropped Latino
just tell me you're going through something I am bro I had a talk with my family bro
like I might have to fly back to New York
trap. Freak! Bro I'm going through some personal life problems right now bro. You see Blake
is done? I'm gonna react to that right now. I'm gonna react to that right now. Chat bro,
I'm gonna be honest with you guys bro. And I'm not trying to get a clip for this
but the IRS bro one of the most evil forces in this world man it doesn't
make any sense I'll react to the Blake clip chat guys you guys are young when
you guys turn 18 bro you're gonna hate the IRS just like me again we just
started a stream we are getting view-botted again I did kind of expect
this the the guy that views that's view-botted me really does love me he's
showing you right now so if you're in the stream man I love you too you know
why you so attractive yo I'm not gonna lie chat um I was getting my body
stretched today pause I was getting my body stretched today and one of the
ladies were like or the lady that stretched me she's like yo are you
losing weight or something and I was like why and she's like oh your your
cheekbones are like more hollow and I was like what I mean like she started
making like the cheek face like she's not making that face I was like what is
good with this girl bro but yeah chat I think I am getting skinnier bro um I
don't know if y'all can tell you know I've been looking mad good lately and
stuff you feel me let me know what you guys think bro now you and your prime
bro appreciate you all right let's react to this Blake clip chat let's
react to this real quick I did just see this on my time on I have not watched
you yet he's trolling he's trolling there's no way this kid's actually
quitting you're go to gem I love you in my career
that's insane
I've been playing for nice since I was 15 years old and I'm now 23 Jesus Christ
I'm not sure how I'm gonna be doing something
Chesh I make a quitting video too. I booked a one-way flight to Asia and I will be traveling around for the next couple of months
Filming literally everything going to tons of different countries
How the hell is he booking a one-way flight to Asia when he didn't call grains, bro?
What when does the stream and I'm so I'm bored the stream just started bro
I don't want to be like I wrote but we're maybe streaming to 11 p.m. So you do want to know when it ends
Let's do the math
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. So how many fingers I have are up
right now, shout four, five, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven.
Cities trying to make the best. Come on, then it gets you right. I never
What's cool mom bro, they're right to talk of yours. Yeah, check him get a sub please. It's kind of embarrassing
Wait, is he moving on from Somerset or no
Damn bro enjoy Asia man gonna miss you bro
My little pookie dookie, wookie, my little pookie dookie, whoa, 20K viewers you're a
hand brody, oh my god are we gonna make this stream like about my viewers the end chat?
Let's react to the com bro, let's react to the com, alright, Asian Jeff gets a girlfriend
and starts petting her.
Can I get a kiss? So yeah guys this is my updated 2025 girlfriend is very
update 2025 girlfriend likes the settings with it
I love her. She's a very good girl
Yo chat, it's gotta be AI. It's not real. That's not real. That's not real. That's not real. That's AI
That's AI bro
So chat I did tweet this yesterday, bro
I don't look at the comments cuz comments on Twitter is very negative. I don't know why
Um
You guys didn't see this, you know, I appreciate all the supports bro yesterday stream. We had a hundred K viewers man
that was insane bro and
You know, this is insane bro
So I was just I was just winning it because I wanted to I wanted to show love and and appreciate you guys
You know I mean because I don't do that a lot where I appreciate people and yeah, so I texted all bro G man
I was like bro all man man to man. You actually gave me upset sometimes
I don't know why you think I'm so bad like we both didn't qualify today
And I saw last game dash sold and sold a few games
I'm telling you just give me a few scrim sessions to prove to you. It's just sad
Now you're trying to be rude man. You know what he texted me after that
You want to know what he texted me after that?
He texted me okay
What song is it?
La la la la la la la la la la la!
Okay!
Huh?
I'm so sorry
I'm sorry
I know what you're saying, I know what you're saying
Chad!
Chad, y'all actually think I'm getting skinnier, bro?
Be honest, bro.
Pretending y'all didn't know me and I risked you up.
Oh, I just shit got me lazy right now, yeah
Can't you work a set to my leg?
I'm turning one and trying to leave it up here
Right, right, right, baby, yeah
Right, right, yeah
Bring it up to my face, give it up
Guys, I might even try and be that guy, bro
I might have to go back to New York City
That's a four pack? No, that's a six pack
Chad, is anyone in here from New York?
I'm from New York!
Chad, I might have to fly.
I might have to buy a flight to New York City
just so I can sign some papers.
I'm not even kidding.
No, no, no.
No!
I'm gonna eat my mom's food and get chatted up.
It's over, bro.
Jeff, do you think you're gonna be Jason and Wayne?
Bro, you wanna see me spar, bro?
Yo, every time I join your stream, I see you not grinding.
I'm so sorry. You're so important that you just came on stream time and get time to start grinding turning on grinding mode now
Like shut up, bro, like oh my god, can I react to my combo? This is why I'm a foreigner shimmer, bro
Y'all don't even let me react to my own community, bro
And there's not even a lot of messages just one person posted something that I could react to like check
Can y'all post something in this comp so I can react to it and we can have something to talk about instead of just boating up
the stream and playing insulin for me y'all see clicks going live and instantly
playing for him no he reacts to his comp so shut your bitch ass up bro I'm gonna
fucking rip it bro oh my god bro I need some food in my booty cheeks right now
man I need some freaking food bro I need some food bro
I got some food.
But, shut up chat, shut up.
Yo, what happened when a cow is in an earthquake?
Milk shake.
Why is Jeff faking viewers?
Yo chat let's go to you guys man.
As you want me to grind?
Because we're gonna get on covex y'all if y'all actually want me to grind we're gonna get on covex
We're not we're not just playing for night. We're grinding the right way, and if you guys I don't care
I have 20,000 viewers. I don't care if you want to leave the stream because I'm covexing and clicking on balls
So have better aim then go ahead and extreme. I don't care
I'm not gonna sit around here and people please and more I don't care chat
I'm gonna do what I want to do. I'm gonna react to the calm if I want to react to calm
I'm play for now whatever I want to play for I don't care
I don't care because I'm sick and tired of being a fucking people pleaser, bro
Sorry, I just curse I
Apologize double you like I actually bro. I'm actually sick and tired with my whole life, bro
I just been people pleasing bro, man. I'm staying on business
Well, I'm gonna focus to myself do my fucking boxing training bro. I'm gonna do what fuck I want, bro
I don't give a fuck bro. I'm really about that life, bro. I'm damn. I sound a cool person, bro
But I stopped like I'm actually very expressive today because I'm just sick of everything, bro
I just want to fucking do it man. Okay. I
Just want to freaking be great, right? All right, so chat
I'll see y'all later do what the frick you want bro exactly and also be anything bro take the rage out of Jason
No, I'm actually gonna crash out because because bro if I'm gonna lose one of my closest friends, bro
Then fine dude, don't be my friend bro. Don't coach me anymore, bro. I don't care, bro
like
I'm not gonna sit you I'm not gonna let you walk all over me bro same with my girl, too
Like if my girl wants to walk all over me like I'm actually different this time like I'm I just part of 12 year
Today, and I did a triple jab in his face, and I freaking knocked him out like I don't care, bro
I'm upset today. I didn't even get to go to the gym yet, bro
And I'm starting my stream trying to have a good time and someone coming in my stream trying to say
Jeff why are you not grinding for an idea when I have you reacted to calm for 20 minutes?
like fuck is he talking about bro in chat worst-case scenario my Bible study
session got canceled today my Bible study got canceled today I was gonna go now
I have to stream longer which is a good thing it's not a bad thing it's a good
thing back you know like chat today bro like all the day today bro I've just
been super just stealing family stuff bro like dealing with freaking personal
stuff like I still am showing up I'm so sure I haven't I haven't even I haven't
eaten my breakfast I'm just now eating my breakfast like I'm about to go I
didn't get I was out and going I didn't get to put up the dishes this
morning like dealing with this bullshit bro dealing with this friends thing
bro that like
Yes, sir, I would like to get your D so bad
When clicks goes live, I'm leaving here. Okay, bro, you can leave my shame, bro. I don't give a fuck bro
like
Go leave my shame dude. I don't care, bro
I just put an egg in a blender raw bro. Like you think I care about Charlie Chong 67 leaving my shame, bro
No, bro
Like bro, I could really do anything I want like today bro
For example, I was driving my Tesla back home, right and instead of taking the tolls. I saved money and went home
But it took me longer to go home because I took the actual roads
You know I'm saying then boom I had to call my dad
How to pick and call my dad bro, and I told my dad you gotta listen to me boy. You understand me?
I'm the IGL here. You understand me
you know whereas the Sun would usually listen to the dad but no it's the opposite
around now I run this stuff you feel me that was so tough that was like chat I
think my testosterone is going up bro like I could really just jab someone
right up in the face I'm gonna just
You so short, you so short and chubby.
Alright bro, you're done.
You're done.
No, you're done.
No, you're done, you're done, you're done.
Oh, when I'm benefitin' to the way I'm all fat by you, I can't go hard, I'm all benefitin', and I just wanna be with you tonight, but please, I'm a player, yeah, it's true that I changed the game to hear the same kind of stuff.
So chat who wants me in the chat anybody want me in the chat
It's the thousand viewers!
No, I'm actually sick of it.
Why do you guys actually like...
Bro, I'm actually gonna rip it, bro.
Like, oh my...
Ah, why is this world like this now, bro?
Like...
I miss when streaming wasn't about viewers, bro.
I miss when streaming was actually about streaming, bro.
Now let's just clip on this.
Viewers that...
Can't even have a civilized conversation
by chatting more.
Nobody in this chat even asses me.
Yo, Jeff.
What color is your shirt?
Or Jeff, how was your day today?
Yo Jeff, did you have a good time starting a 12 year old today?
It's always viewers this, viewers that.
I don't get it anymore, Jeff.
Yo, fuck you, Jeff.
I hope you had a bad day.
Alright, bro. What color is your shirt?
And you got the grammar wrong, buddy.
Jeff, what color is your eyes?
Yo, why is Jeff so black today?
so many viewers nobody will know I like men
your bans
I'm not going on bro that girl was very freaky bro
she was very freaky towards me today
she was like chatting when I was getting stretched
she was doing this one stretch where like
both of my legs were up
and like the only thing hanging was my dick bro
like I might be trying to be that guy bro
and like shi- I literally tell her like
bro you're doing a freaky stretch
and she's like oh I'm ready to do this freaky stretch
and bro she was like kinda like
I don't know if I took this wrong way. She was like, oh, I'm planning on quitting this place soon
I was like, I was like, I literally just said no, I'm gonna miss you and then she was like, it's okay
You have my website you can you can book you can book private session with me
And I'm like and I didn't say anything. She's like I was like or I said like
But but you're looking expensive. No, and she's like
Yeah, I could go to your house and stretch stretch you at your house and I was like, bro. I
I was like, I'm not a kid when she said that like dude, it was so weird, bro
It was she said I could stretch you at your own house. Stop lying you single
I'm actually not single but like bro. I'm not even trolling bro like and I was and then and then she was like
I was like how much and she's like oh, oh, I charge like a hundred a session
And I was like and she's like oh probably travel fees
They'll probably be like a hundred thirty dollars or something or like it was either two hundred dollars or hundred thirty but for one session
Like I was she's like oh you could afford me and I was like and I did same thing
But I was the chap been recently doing this thing where I'm only spending two hundred dollars a week, right?
It's not that I'm broke is that I'm smart on my money, right and and in my head. I was like, yeah
I'm not doing that bro. Like I'm not paying two hundred dollars a session brother
Respectfully like she's a good treacher, but respectfully, you know I'm saying you're tiny
She she found you cute. No the reason why I'm like thinking she's like not flirting like what's the word like before flirting chat
Like not flirting but like just being I guess friendly. I don't know
Sometimes it could be flirting. I don't know sometimes I take things the wrong way
But like she knows I have a girlfriend so like she better not try anything on me in and she's a lot older than me too
So like yeah
Why are we do okay? I can't like check can I have a talk with you guys like seriously?
I'm gonna my quarters my abs are literally getting hard right now. Like I'm getting tight
I'm I'm literally crunching my abs around because you guys are actually making me upset. Why is it every chain?
It's always about viewers. Can I have a conversation with my viewers like holy shoot man?
Like everybody go ahead, bro. Leave my stream Brian Jison high on like shut your bubble gum dumb dumb looking brother
Oh, bro. Okay. I'm sick and tired of you guys, bro
Like just admit it Chad just admit that my pride is back and just give me some
Just give me some compliments, bro
Like damn like just say like you know Jeff you got 46,000 viewers your hand now, bro
You know I'm saying you got more viewers than everybody like
Jeff you're so famous. Let me eat your pussy
Oh
Guys, I don't have a pussy, bro
If you're so hot I want you what did you do at the gym today?
I didn't I didn't go to the gym today. I I went to the I went to boxing class and then I just I just boxed
All right, I just borrowed it in the box and trained but I'm playing low on gym tonight
The reason what what my schedule is right now that's working for me at least I don't like it
I don't like going to gym at night. It kind of took me like 20 minutes to fall asleep last night
Maybe 20 maybe 30 because I don't wash my phone bed. So sometimes it gets boring like I want to go to bed
Like just and just knock out like that's the best scenario for me
But I think what's affecting my sleep is either the energy drink that I drank yesterday
I like right before the torment and you're not supposed to drink any of your drinks like after like the mornings, right?
Or something like that because it's like a half-life or whatever of caffeine in your body still
but like
Yeah, it's either that or it's either because I'm working out before I go to sleep
And I don't I don't like working out at night. I guess I should I remember the gem shrimp idea last night?
I don't I don't like doing I don't like working out at night. I like working out at like I
I like working out like around like five or maybe like one or two those are my prime times
I don't like working out at night. It's not it's not a vibe before me before me Jeff
Who do you spark today? I started 12 year old black little boy
He was black
He was like probably light skin. I think he was either black or he was light skin
but he's a fan of me bro, he asked me for a picture yesterday and
And before we left today, he had eight professional fights, and he's been training for like three years.
And I think he's like maybe 11 or 12, so he's been training since he was like nine, like a little jit.
And bro, we did one round where I was playing defense, and he was just full punching, he was calm only.
Bro, my defense is like anything I worked on.
But then the other round, bro, when I was aggressing him, like I put him down so hard.
cuz I'm a hundred thirty six pounds chat he's like 90 80 pounds so like I
have a huge advantage over him but bro he was still like hitting me good bro for
80 pounds like his punches were like if they weren't as hard as I thought they
were gonna be but bro like he was actually good bro if he's in the
stream right now bro yo the little 12 year old boy during the sherman now
bro like you go bro you was you go to that boxing and he's 12 and you're 20
bro when he hits fury row he's gonna knock me out bro but my jab shot Jason
texted me today by the way he was like saying yo no headgear and I was like
what do you mean no headgear do you want to get brain damage like Chad you
could like if you box with no I feel like if you box with no headgear like
it's very serious bro and even my coach was saying yeah you need headgear in the
fight like that's just dumb like Jason's is being stupid because bro I'm not
trying to get brain damage what if I get brain damage and become like like
something like how am I gonna like play for night how am I gonna edit fast like
what if my edits get slower from brain damage you know I mean like I'm not
trying to risk that bro but I did tell Jason out I was like yo if you
really really want we could do no headgear but I told him I'm gonna knock you
out I was like are you sure you want to because Chad you don't understand how
much anger I have or no resented in me like like if I get cheated on again bro
like that's gonna like right now my anger is probably at like 65% if I get
cheated on again like it's gonna be at a hundred and I'm gonna like I'm
genuinely gonna knock out Jason like like you guys like bro like you guys
Like you guys think I'm the soft guy on the screen now when I'm boxing in the ring, bro, like
Like bro, you know
You guys don't see anything though. Good thing you guys don't see anything. I don't want to stream myself
Wait till the fight chat like oh my god, bro. I
Pro lumps and I've only been training for a month and a half. I've only been training for a month and a half check
Use your anger towards practicing in drops, bro
What am I dead up from the yoke?
How many liters of water do you drink every day?
Yeah, I drink one gallon water every single day.
Oh!
You playing scrims, bro?
Yes, daddy!
You're like Jhin's so in-wolf, pooping everyone along.
Lux Monkey, so handsome, bro!
Yo guys, I put a raw egg in his butter.
That should be the workout song.
Yeah.
Dude, he's not responding to me, bro.
I'm about to lose a friend jet.
Actually, we need a card today, bro
This guy's active on tiktok, but doesn't want to respond to my message
I'm not even showing chat. I don't know if y'all ever had a really good friend
But bro, I don't have a lot of friends bro, and I'm about to lose someone bro, but I care about a lot
Not because he's dying but because like he just thinks that I'm not like a good friend for some reason
and
It could probably be like, bro, I'm a Chad y'all think I'm a selfish person because he said that like when I call him
Oh, I do is asking for stuff. Like what do you even do in that scenario?
Like if someone if one of your good friends told you bro, you only call me when you need me for stuff
Like what do you do? Like you just be like, oh, that's not me, bro
Or do you just like because I'm very like
You'll take talks blowing up though. All right, but that's not gonna like I'm not trying to lose this friend
like I said cloud doesn't matter bro y'all gotta this is another topic for another day
like y'all gotta understand that cloud is good but you can't let it control your life like
it's good because it brings especially as a shimmer it brings in brand deals it brings
in everything right you get a lot of attention and stuff but you can't let cloud dictate
you can't like I have 60,000 viewers or not even if they're fake like I'm not gonna
let that make me think I'm a god does that does that make sense a lot of streamers
do that like you can't you got to know what you like you don't need your stream
to know your worth and it's hard because if we're doing this every day then
it's gonna be like subconsciously in your brain right but like you got to find
that that distinction you know I mean like that's why I don't really care
about I that's why I hide my viewer count I don't even look at how many
viewers I have anymore like I've been hiding it since the day I started
streaming like you don't like Chad like like bro you can't care too much about
viewers bro like it's it's it's either said and done it's probably harder for
you guys because you guys are trying to be shimmers I'm assuming but like bro
you can't like cloud control your life bro like seriously like you gotta just
focus on your loved ones you gotta focus on God and just the good people
around you and yourself that's all you gotta do bro if I'm missing anything
let me know like that's really what life is bro I feel like and no one has to
figure it out I'm done by the way no one has it figured out bro I don't even have
it figured out nobody does that's the thing that you gotta realize nobody
nobody has it all figured out but for me the way I find peace in life is just
just work on your body work on this temple bro like that you have cuz
This is your only body that you're gonna get like treat your body good. Don't eat junk food
Drink a lot of water get in electrolytes every day like
just
You if you not now later, I'm not gonna get banned I already spoke with the twitch person
There's nothing I could do about it and they know that I literally they know twitch knows I'm getting you about it, too
You know I'm saying
If I do get banned, I have a connect so I'm not gonna like I'm not too worried
I have just hit up someone to summon them and ban me
Or so I think
Maybe I don't have a connect. Maybe I do
You guys will never know
Jeff keep it down. I'm trying to sleep
What are you playing spin glyph?
I don't think I'm playing spin today.
I think I'm just going to run reload and just play Fortnite and talk to my chat.
I don't know who to do it with bro.
Alright, alright chat, tell me when to start making food, okay?
Today we're just going to be free balling in bro.
A tip for punching bag?
Punch with your whole body?
Oh yeah, like use your hips bro.
that I do a lot it's like I throw myself with the punch one thing my coach
says is leave with the punch bro like I already know this stuff bro I know all
these problems that I'm making in boxing right now but it's every day by day
you know I mean like every day by day bro that's all you guys gotta do good
It's good. Can you give us your number one, two, three combo?
Let me see if I know this.
Something like that, right?
Yes or no? Yes or no?
Yo, can you guys do a prayer or no?
When's your next leg day? Legs is as strong as point?
yeah my hook is not that good I need a pole I need to pull my hook with my
head boom boom boom boom boom
something like that you know what I'm saying
yes daddy
Yo check, can someone buy me groceries?
Yo Humble King, are you in the street?
Yo is there any mods that I could trust with my address?
I need to buy groceries.
Please.
I don't want money, I can't spend money right now.
Yo what's good Ivan?
doing bro? uh there's no mods. bro has 72k viewers asking for money.
girlfriend making a budget loan? my budget is 200 dollars a week and it
resets every Sunday and I resend $196 on Sunday. I can only spend four
dollars so I came and I haven't bought anything all week like my girlfriend did
just rack up my money bro now yo I mean as your rain for our your bomb can you
give me a favor can I trust you my address bomb bomb bomb bomb I'll pay you
back please please please ah can you do or ask me eggs from like just from
all these can you go to ask me eggs beef and chicken I can't go to grocery
I'm streaming the method you're doing is smart because it's obviously it's crazy
because you know who's doing this I don't know who's doing this I try to speak
more school with him he hasn't responded to me I just been booting up my
stream every freaking stream and I've been getting view by this since the
start of my stream I don't know if it's a girl I don't know if it's an
Indian tech developer I don't know who the frick it is bro but I what I do
know is they love me because they've been doing this for the past
Frickin five days, brother
But why are my hands like cooked right now?
Yo viewbotter if you're in the stream right now show yourself
Show me who you are boy
What if he is Indian though? What if he just hacked the twitch system bro?
They got to get a hobby. No, bro. They don't have to get a hobby bro. They love me, bro
They want to see they want to see prime-death back
I'm I'm in the I'm in the mental right now chat or I'm in the fake it till you make it scheme right now, bro
Nobody would spend thousands on first someone else and I just told you I spent $200 a week
If you think I'm spending I'm gonna I'm gonna get mad my testosterone's at a thousand right now
You're gonna make I'm gonna punch my monitor. I'm gonna punch my monitor
You're good
Jax, I just blame that kid bro. He's accusing me of debawning bro.
Shabanda or no chat. You don't understand that, people can...
but me don't even waste your breath.
This is a- This is the side effects, bro. It's a double-edged sword bro.
I can't waste my breath. It's not worth it.
No, this is what I think either they are a genuinely oblivious or they're rage-biting. There's no in-between
You're right, it's not worth it, bro. It's not we've got a Russian for the real viewers are here
No my goat no my goat is in the second prime dude don't act like you were supporting me
Bro, this is funny bro, even if these viewers are fake, I was waiting for this exact day.
The people that were hating on me is now dick riding me bro.
And I know who those people are, I know who actually supported me throughout the tough
journey bro.
This is actually really funny.
They have numerous times, just days at a time.
What word chat is being overlandless?
Charlie Chong, why do you keep spamming and chat Jason the Wing made you?
I was watching a TikTok club today bro, and Jason the Wing was in my house, and he looked at my cum rag under my pillow.
H34D, cross your ears.
X100, no hate from the father.
No hate from the father? What do you mean from the father?
Chat's moving so there's nothing wrong with it.
of it now dude chat time moving fast enough dude family father what's family
father me I don't explain it hey man sorry I got you sorry you got hella
haters now you're good money you're good bro click swallowed your cloud bro
clicks is just a good person bro I'm sure he has a good heart behind it but
He's a he's a good he's a he's a busy. Oh my god. My aimer seems actually working
Dude so cold
Yo, humble King. Why did you ignore my question if I give you my address? Can you door-dash me groceries from all these?
Or can anybody that I can trust my address door-to-door groceries, please I know I'm begging for money, bro
But I cannot spend money. I already spent not one hundred ninety eight dollars this week and my budget's $200
Please please please. I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. No interest. I'll pay you back
Bro you have money 70 K viewers being money, bro, it's not that's not how it works, bro
Because if you bought it doesn't mean I get the ad revenue from the actual box, that would
be a broken method though.
Went from $196 to $198, oh I meant to say $198, I meant to say $198.
I'm gonna tell you what I spent my money on this week, and the week just started too.
Alright you guys ready Chad?
I have it written down.
every Sunday 199 out of 200 believe this or not okay so me and my girl had had
brunch it was $52 put it on my e-mix card then I bought her a $11 brush at
Ota Beauty and then I had dinner with her at sushi restaurant for $44 and
then I bought $58 worth of groceries and that's that's $199 right there
but dude I'm aware of it and I'm gonna have to slow it down next week we're
probably not gonna eat a lot this next week because I told her to bro I told
her to chat like
She using you nah, she's not using me bro, boomy thinks she's using me, but she's not
Like I said, if she cheats on me again, I'm just gonna knock out Jason Lee because Jason
probably has something that he's using towards me in the fight like him and Sakura or whatever
her name is like didn't Sakura like cheat on Jason the leaner am I or they
just broke up what happened with them chat keep that mindset bro no I'm
promise you if she if she cheats on me again bro I'm walking out bro like I'm
not going back like no matter what like I swear that I'm not like on
everything I love like I'm not going up broke up oh yeah yeah yeah chat so they
Broke up right so Jason that's an advantage that Jason's gonna have over me. He's probably when we're funny
He's probably gonna think about like
Sakura doing him dirty or something
And that's really that's a real thing by the way when you like getting angry in a fight
Like you like you go crazy, bro. Like we are literally monkeys, bro
Like we're gonna we got that we got that a dog in us, you know, I'm saying
And I got that dog with me
literally
Don't say again. She never did
Are you trying to protect my PR or are you like what do you mean?
Bro you stop ignoring my question humble game. Can you please don't ask me food?
I'm having a baby I'm broke. Oh, okay. It's fine and I just want to have I just want to ask
When you start sparring real people if you don't have these five sparring match for each rounds each of two minutes and do not fight
Oh, I did a four rounds today each it was three minutes. I think either two or three. I
Did like five rounds say four or five. I
Could have kept going to like my my cardio was really good to
Good that you're taking care of your money I got you bro. I can't trust you my address. All right, I can only trust my mods. Oh
Okay, how about this
Bloomy, are you mushroom right now? Can you buy me groceries, please?
Can you buy me eggs?
Just eggs all I need is a car and the bags because I was supposed to put I ran out of eggs
I was supposed to put two more. I was supposed to put three eggs in this. I only put one
For breakfast
Can you buy me eggs and some kimchi?
For people actually hitting you it was one person I was firing. Yeah, he was hitting me crazy in the head
The other day I sparred I got my nose bleeding like I'm getting condition or no
I never scrapped to bro in my entire life like that that was a really humbling experience
You know I'm saying money I see you then I know you're the stream don't hide from me
Then upside down penguins, I see you in the train. Don't hide from me
No need for conditioning when Jason not hitting you now Jason the wind is gonna be crazy, bro
He hasn't been shimming right
Please probably been training you haven't seen and he's been texting me too
He's been like he's been talking to me about the fight and stuff. So like I he's probably been training
He Jason bro Jason loses to me that would be a humiliation ritual for him, right?
Like Chad if you hear that Jason got knocked out by Asian Jeff like what would you guys think about that?
Like that would be bad for him, bro. I think I think we're gonna put up a good fight though
He has a personal trainer
Well my back is so do my back is like I feel pumped from yesterday
I mean you stay strong God your training bro. I know bro, but my family might need me to go back to New York
I need some some papers
And I was planning on going back after my fight
but I might have to go back early
I might have to go back early! Frick, bruddo! Where'd my denim from you?
Peace out, the OD set up? Nah, that apartment that y'all see me in, we moved
out of that apartment we were living on the second layer honestly life would have
been better if I just never bought a house and stayed in that apartment and
milked it to the very end but my parents really wanted me to buy a house when I
was making a lot of money and we ended up buying a house and then we moved out
of the apartment so that apartment you guys see I think it's renovated now it
It was like $2,500 every month.
That was like the only expense I really had.
It's crazy how when you buy more stuff, you have more expenses.
It's weird how the world works like that.
But that's what budgeting is, right?
That's what being aware of your money is.
So where are you now, bro?
I'm in my own apartment in Dallas.
I was living with Zen, Knight, and Roar and all of them but they said I shit it on the
walls.
Y'all actually think I shit it on the wall, Trat?
Be honest, bro.
That was a fake, that was fake, by the way, like if you're shitting on the walls,
I don't know how it's even possible
That rumor is gone some y'all are saying no I
Will be honest bro
I do pee on the toilet seats, but not because I want to it's cuz I think of my dick bro has like a medical
condition or something
But now I'm way better at it like now my my penis doesn't really like
It doesn't really like pee in the direction that it made it pee on the toilet
It's just curves bro. Yeah, it could be that but like me like it goes two different ways, bro
Cracked cracked full box
Come here boy
180. Zen chop. Oh, no mats. Get up on the mountain. Oh crap. Oh crap. Wait, I have a technique.
I have a technique. This is gonna work so good. This is gonna work so good. I'm not
I'm not even kidding!
Where am I? Where am I? Where am I?
6-7?
Don't do it too hard, no, no, no, no
Ooh, look at the cookies
Lost viewers?
Alright, I'll stop, what's up?
Sorry, guys.
I thought you guys liked seeing my 6-pack, bro.
But I guess not.
I guess you don't.
Is Zen the best box fighter?
No.
Zen was doing good, but I think he started smoking again.
I'm not too sure um he actually did good yesterday though like he played really
good yesterday I saw I saw him on the stream that was smart bro thanks dude
are you boating my G what do you mean boating Jeff is the best box fighter
and he's always been do you prefer
Do you prefer living alone?
To be honest, bro, it's actually nice when you're locked in on life, but late night if
I stay up late night, I do be getting lonely sometimes, but that's only if I stay up late
night.
But I'm a lot better now, because I'm locked in.
Alright boys, I gotta try something.
I gotta try something. I gotta try something chat chat. I gotta try something
I gotta try something
I gotta try something wait blueman can you order me groceries if I did the stream?
please
please bro
can you order me groceries? I'm hungry
well can you dole dash me um
this guy does not want to spend money really like all for a G bro
bro oh my god dude
sorry
yo I can't I can't stop myself all right let me ask you lucky take off my
Apple watch
yo chat chat this game is gonna be crazy chat I'm trying something new
bro yeah i'm trying to meet you we got this no let's stop stop we got chest
oh hey what's this guy over here
oh my god i just found them this bro i'm getting itches bro i want to reach out bro
i'm getting the itches bro
Alright, alright, alright, let's just get in the flow stick.
There's a guy on the top, there's a guy on the top, I'm going up, I'm trappling up,
I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him, he's in the door, I said I'm going in, I'm walking
in, he has a right hand peek, there's a kid on my back, I'm going to sit behind
him back, I'm going to go up, I'm going to climb up, I'm going to climb up,
I'm going to get hit, and I'm in your box, 18 white, and you're dead, 200,
Get the frick out of my game, brother.
I'm brother.
Got blue spads.
We're going to upgrade that blue spads to a blue spad.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait.
I got to call my mom mid game.
That's something that I just thought about.
Wait, rare.
Dad!
What's up, mother truckers?
Come on.
Oh, shoot.
Drop me down. Oh, shoot. Oh, just 150
Trip with it quadruple it clip up with it. Jab jab jab jab jab
Going
me
Water watch your toenails little bro
Watch your toenails
Time up
Go down fall down healing in the middle. I'm gonna hop in the hole
and hit 100 and
And he has the wall and to water get the frick out of my lobby, bro
I know that was a close call chat, but sometimes in life, bro
close calls are for
Or for
close calls well, I mean, I don't know what you want me to say there dude like
Let's go to this fight, bro. Do I remember bro try remember? We can actually get it going fast. They ain't training
it's paying off it's paying off we got hit on my head on my head on my head I'm
going up on my head again on my head again he keeps coming on my head I'm
gonna go to the side 50 go to the side we can't die this fast nobody he's on
the bottom cone everywhere wall oh he keeps going ahead he loves going up
on top, bro. The top player right here. He's a lurker, lurker and top player.
That's what I learned. See, head again. He's gonna keep playing head. Fast
editor. 58, someone sniping us from five years away. Lurker, top player, and
workshop. I'm gonna box up on the side and just relax real quick. I'm gonna wall.
one-hater six seven three two one
whoa three two one two one hundred
forget about bro what happens when I
lock in rose over for this kid man over
for you man what am i dead i'm from you
What are you doing?
Fubass! Fubass! Fubass! Fubass! Fubass! Fubass! Fubass! Fubass! Fubass!
200.
Bath editor. Get out the way. Get out the way.
Make space. Make space.
Go to pump. Go to pump. Go to pump.
Go then.
Oh shoot.
Oh shoot!
Shoo look at that Asian brain right there. It's my Asian people are just a
Let me saw myself
I mean let me conceal myself real quick, you know I'm saying
Yo Asian Jack why you look mad good right now bro is it cuz you're Asian?
Don't do this!
Go to sleep!
Okay!
Get it!
Whoa!
Ah!
Whoa!
Come on, head!
Get out!
No!
No, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Run it. Come on.
All right, yo Jeff. Can I get your Instagram? All right.
All right.
hahahaha
ahhhhhh
shoot
alright
yo Jeff can i get your instagram bro?
alright
yo who this guy feeling like bro?
who this guy feeling like bro?
c'mon
c'mon the bottom
c'mon run it
alright
where is he?
Where is he? Am I gay?
Something wrong being gay of course
It's not...
I have a lot of gay friends, bro
Alright
Bro, there are two guys under me?
What the fuck is going on man?
Alright.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Alright.
Going up.
Oh no no no!
No!
Alright.
All right, there's one more guy here, but I just can't smell him. Oh, I smelled him. He's so stinky
Watch this watch this ready
Well jubilee jubilee jab jab jab well hundred box. All right
All right
Oh my god, oh three guys. Oh, shoot
four big guys they bust on my eyes
don't gotta go zone chat chat we gotta go I'm not this I'm not this book game a
lot of gang shit I'm not this betters
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
Yo, this pistol is some doo-doo water dude
Wow look at that 40 dink bro, this is why I covax every day
Look at how good my aim is already getting good, and I haven't been covaxing consistently like I'm actually winning UWC
No cap
Look at that look at that look at that precision just everything was just so meticulously just done well just
It's just insane how when you put in time you can be great at something. You know what I'm saying?
Like look at this, ready?
Look at this, ready?
Go up one?
Go up one, right?
Fox?
Okay, this guy's...
Okay, we gotta lock him.
We gotta lock him, we gotta lock him.
This guy's actually not that bad, but he's terrible, he's terrible.
Ready?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Run it!
Three, two, one!
Go!
All right.
Papa big.
Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait, what? What?
Don't know.
All right.
Oh, shoot.
Oh
What's up you coming on your body you want to come on your body your body's here your body's there. I'm on your money
Ready and
Hunter and
And, bo-bop.
And, 200.
Let's freak out of my game.
Don't ever, don't ever, don't ever queue,
don't ever disrespect me.
You don't know who you messing with, right?
My name's Asian Jeff.
I'm the best.
Brother, we're in 2026.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me activate my shawarma.
Activating, precision mode.
Whoa!
Activated!
Torrent! Torrent! Torrent!
Torrent! Torrent!
Oh my god, I have a crazy play chat.
I have a crazy play.
Shockwave, look for someone in the Fizzbox, right?
Slide off this building.
Know that there's a guy in the Fizzbox.
Box?
200
What do you guys think about that play? I hope you all enjoy the video make sure comment like to subscribe
And I'll see you guys in the next video. Why is he trying to interrupt my video, bro?
Freaking go with him, man
Well, I'm about to put you down, but let me just drink fine
You know I'm saying what the hell yo on my back
Oh
You know I'm the best boxer right
Yeah, you do realize I am one of the best boxers right I got your side piece wash out brother
Let's play like yonzo bro. Let's play weird. Let's go to zone and hold kid because we can't fight people
And let's go look for the last victim. Oh shoot! Oh shoot!
Jesus. Jesus Christ. Our lord and savior.
we're gonna win this game boys we have a few setbacks
You're never making in life brain dead kid screw my club. I'm in my trim
Just ruined my freaking win.
Just ruined my win.
I just ruined my win.
I have to do that another game, bro.
Are you kidding me, man?
Oh my god, chat.
Just ruined my game.
I have to clip on another game.
Do I run it back?
Or was that good clips right there?
W clips for old chat.
I was trying something new that game. I look he the boy with me. I was a little bit locked more bro. I
Was locked more
Six back time bro good close right there too. Why did he just ruin my game? I just lost or bro. I
Just lost or show the sleeper build
Don't eat food
You struggle on the sweet road no, I just need some food, bro. I'm hungry, bro
Are you playing FNCS today? Yeah, I'm playing FNCS today chat
I'm playing FNCS today
What bro, where's this freaking guy at bro
Yo, please don't let the game change you, bro.
Trash, should I use that day old rice again and make some soy sauce rice?
So not reading trash is better.
Is that what you're saying right now?
I know what you mean, though.
I was way more locked than that game.
But do I have to do that every game?
Cause I like reading chat.
So it's not too high in sodium.
Just drink water bro.
I'm in fame but like the same thing.
Chef, who's coaching me in the background?
For what?
No, how do we still have zero subs this stream?
How do we have 35,000 viewers and we have zero subs this stream?
Yo, someone subs me right now.
You know exactly why.
I'm not reading chat anymore!
I hate you guys!
I'm not rain chance or I get a sub.
Come on!
Where are you?
What?
Chad, I'm going up.
I'm coming on you.
25 on the monkey.
Uh oh.
Oh shoot!
What?
I'm a monkey.
Look at that mother trucker.
Look at it.
Oh boy, get back to work now, boy.
Oh, we got another one.
Oh, monkey.
Monkey sea, monkey dew.
Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
let's go up to the sky.
And let's get high.
Not in that way.
Let's get high as in the way like,
like like high in the sky what are we doing today brother oh and you're dead
told you am I a mind reader yes I am I'm a bot yo bye six seven six seven
though can someone please buy the food bro yo should I just order I should treat
myself no I can't I gotta say a lot from a diet but my coach doesn't even
like me anymore thanks I'm a bad friend so so just I just shield my diet no
I can't can't let one bad person just turn
So we'll just text the coach is texting me the coach is texting me
Coach is texting me
La la la la
I'm gonna run outside I'm gonna get out the way and I'm gonna slide back into the penis
oh let's go we're good we're gonna shoot that and it's just good days brother
chat I didn't take on my contacts y'all y'all care if I take on my contacts or
I'm gonna do something really dumb oh my god that was a booby trap right there in that
little pit right there what's good monkey quarter to run on the monkey what's good monkey wait
that's not a monkey what's good brother home it's good go shoot man climb up go
loopy loopy run the loopy other box you set the wall home quarter yeah that was
in a monkey skin the monkey skin is like the the one that has like the the
texture you know I'm saying y'all get what I'm saying or not check it's what
I'm saying y'all get what I'm saying right
What the hell are you doing here?
I'm really I'm back I'm actually black or I'm back I'm back chat oh shoot I'm black I'm
I'm back. I'm black. I'm back.
Oh, shoot!
Yo, we got a golden spaz!
Can we get a W's in the chat?
I'm going up!
180!
180! Oh no Oliver!
Ah!
Oh shoot!
Shoo!
Oh!
Who lives in the apartment?
Sing with me, chat.
Who lives in the apartment below under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Hundred!
Pull box!
Clicks!
Don't get nervous!
Clicks!
Come here!
Slide!
Go up!
water clicks and eliminated GGs 180
come on it put your butt it put up what it and
miss it aside boom 200 eliminated oh okay shark guy I see you here I see
you're back in the fight where's your mat still you go you good no let's take
time bro since he's taking his time I'm gonna take our time his time our time
say in me chat his time our time he's still here I know you're here little
boy
This is God.
Yo, who is this kid bro?
Yo, you're in the- Bro, you're in the-
Oh no!
No daddy!
Rest in peace bro.
You're the great man.
You're the really good man.
It's a shame you have to go down like that.
Oh Klicks!
Klicks is back in the lobby.
Klicks is back in the lobby chat.
Klicks!
Come here.
What are you doing?
Oh boys!
Oh boy.
Oh boys!
Come? No, no, no, no, no, no.
No Oliver.
No Oliver. Not like this.
I'm gonna give something very risky.
It was not risky because I'm the best Warner Player ever touched this game.
I'm the best morning player ever touched the game, do you want to?
Let me sit down. Let me sit down real quick.
Let me sit down real quick, chat.
I'm the best morning player to ever touch this game.
It's not Peterbot. It's not Vino. It's not Klicks. It's me.
I'm the winner. Because when I put my mind to it, I can do anything and anything I want.
Yeah.
I'm gonna show you an example. I'm gonna show you an example. I'm gonna show you an example.
You shouldn't have messed with me. You shouldn't have even tried to mess with me.
I don't know why you even tried.
You know?
I'm gonna, I'll put you down once.
I'm gonna have to put you down one more time.
Some people never learn, do they? Some people have to get hit in the face before they really learn.
It's kind of ironic, isn't it?
You! Why are you flying in there?
Don't you know better, boy?
Don't you know better that if I kill you once,
I'm gonna kill you again?
I'm not letting you live, boy.
You're not living.
You don't get to see another day in this world
For what you've done
I told you bro, I
Will put you down
Like a little boy you are
You too going up. I'm going up
Where are you?
What's up
What are you doing, boy?
You know better not to mess with me, boy!
What are you doing to me?
You don't know who I am!
You don't know who I've been through!
Alright chat.
Fun. I'm in a mushroom.
I love you guys, girl.
It was a good stream chat. It really was a good stream dude. No. No. No man. No man. I just keep selling.
We got 80k viewers right now chat. We got 80k viewers right now dude. Wait should I call my mom?
Should I call my mom?
Oh my god, I should call my mom.
I should call my mom, bro.
We are ACK viewers right now, bro.
Oh my god.
I can really believe that it is fire.
Wait, chat.
Chat.
Please remember me through the views
I got locking them school in the Chinese.
I'll remember you guys, bro.
I won't let the- I won't let the- I won't let the- I won't let the- I won't- I won't- I won't let the- I won't let the-
Yeah, we got zero subs, chat.
I don't know- I don't know how we got zero subs!
How we got zero subs!
How do we have 80,000 viewers and not a single one of you guys in the chat subbed to me?
It doesn't make any sense.
They're asking one person out of these 80,000 people to sub me.
8-3-5-stop in the chat, I need your money.
Please, Shaq.
you
You
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't tell me my viewers are gonna leave bro
Why did that butter choose you I don't know
Oh, canada talking crap?
Bro, canada can talk all the crap he wants.
I got 120,000 viewers!
I got 120,000 viewers, canada!
You don't mess with me, boy!
How many viewers are we at?
123,000 viewers, bro?
Yo, how do we have 123,000 viewers in only one sub?
This guy's a hundredth of you.
I'm not even gonna lie, I'm mongin cannot around.
Yo, I'm actually like, yo, my skin's looking crazy, bro.
Inside wave just subscribe yo
Inside wave think of it a gifted tier one sub to flex gunship for our preacher, bro
Thank you so much, bro. I
appreciate it, bro
How's my tweet doing?
How do we have seven likes chat
There we go 27 likes
But we got a hundred K viewers I don't know how it's happening
I gotta make food bro
But do a viewing party, but I make food
Mods run a poll
You know, it doesn't matter, bro
We got we got the most viewers on Twitter and I you know I'm saying so we we do anything we want, bro
You know we're very
We're the stuff, you know
Stop playing me move over to my bed. I'm on you. Yeah
All right, let's watch let's watch for an eyebrow, let's do a beam party
Feeling party question mark
Baby on the baddest yeah, you should raise jing see I don't know how many rovers I don't know
Does anybody know how many rovers I don't know?
Like six or seven let's find out right now
Let's find out how many real viewers we have in our chat. Three two one go!
Oh wait wait how do I cancel my raid no no no oh my god we're good let's raid
for tonight let's see I'm a real viewer as you have a note Jeff sorry you had more
viewers than the maximum currently supported by raids right now that's
gotta be aura it just told me if it do we just shop down fifty cables
But today, did you talk about 50k viewers?
Dude, which is the k-viewers room?
That's a half of the freaking population right there, dude.
Oh my god, we're still good.
He's playing my heart right now.
Alright chat, let's raid faxie.
Let's see how many real viewers we got.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Sorry, you have more view-
Bro, like, Twitch is telling me I have too much aura right now, bro.
Yo, Twitch, are you in my stream right now?
And my viewers just went off!
and I just went up 130k
I just got some W's in the chat
I got the W
I got W
my chance moved so fast right now bro
I got W
my chance moved so fast right now bro
chance of me being there
oh my god I got W
oh my god
I can't believe I made it this far.
Wait, am I giving 4 night viewers?
Oh my god, I'm giving 4 night viewers.
I'm giving 4 night 100 extra thousand viewers.
Oh my goodness.
That's gotta be aura.
That's gotta be a horror shot.
This dude is goaded, bro.
You guys making me wanna show you my six pack, bro.
All right, Jacob, this is, of course,
one of the many popular teams showing up.
Bro, chat.
Y'all want me to show you my six pack, bro?
Yeah, this is a team.
We saw them in the video.
You're making me in a good mood right now, bro.
I'm trying to qualify to the F1 team.
Wait, is that gun?
Oh, this is...
This is not the game.
Oh my god, Jeff is so back.
Y'all, I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm so back!
Oh my god, Mr. Griny!
No!
Oh my god, Jeff!
Oh thank you guys for getting this subs bro!
Oh my god we made it bro! Bro we have 3 subs this stream and 130,000 viewers this is a phenomenal chat!
Oh my god chat number 1!
We're number 1 bro!
How do you have 135k viewers bro?
We're just handrails, we're just crazy when they roll
Bob and Jeff is a bad chat
Bob and Jeff is bad
Bob and Jeff is bad, bro
Yo, Insightwave with a tier 1-2-3-1-1.
Thank you so much.
Let me post it on my Snapchat real quick, chat.
Wait, the game just started.
No, we have six minutes.
Yo, we have six minutes.
I should go make some food.
Let me text my manager real quick.
Can I make food?
I'm asking my manager right now if I can make some food chat if he gets me if he gets me the get go
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go in the kitchen and make food bro the viewer they're gone bro, bro
It's fine, bro. It's fine, bro food food comes first real food comes first shadow mix all I need to do is make some fried rice
microwave my beef and
Boil some vegetables pretty straightforward
Six in sight raise just subscribed
You're so dumb order food. I can't spend money. I
Can't spend money. I re-spent a hundred ninety eight dollars out of two hundred dollars this week in the week just started
I don't
Know
You guys want me to knock out Jason the weiner now
Tell me what you mean with me in the face. I'm having a serious talk. You guys are not
Do you guys want me to knock out Jason Ween? Yes or no? You do right? So I can't door-dash food. I gotta make my food, you feel me?
Jason's door-dashing food. He's- he's not blocking like I am. Why are you catching my-
The viewers actually drop oh my god. Oh my god. We're so 100 25,000. Yeah, don't don't don't raise me like that
No Chad do not raise me like that, bro. Please don't don't do that to me come on
I'm gonna go like
I will say though, you know usually when people look at new players entering the light of like a fixed lobby like this usually
The toughest thing for them is storm surge
500k viewers, bro. No way. We have 500,000 viewers right now. No way, dude.
Indian guys cooking? What if he isn't even Indian?
What if he's just a chill dude that just... What if it's a girl?
What if it's a girl that... Nah, let me see my girl's watching real quick.
I know her all twitch account. Hold up.
Okay, she's uh... She's at the gym.
Jin.
What the f***?
Okay.
She's at the gym.
Alright.
Yo, dodoora.
Thing with a tier one, bro.
Chat, why do you guys think this guy's viewbotting me?
He's Indian.
You guys are racist, bro.
You know what I mean?
No, I think they're gonna be fine, right?
You kind of mentioned it, but these players got to, you know, dip their toes in the water over the course of the week
and they can...
Number one Twitch streamer, by the way.
Thank you, Slick. I appreciate it.
Um, how much is house in Texas? Why'd I just read the message?
Hello.
Chatting with Thid. I'm over-simulated.
I got 130k viewers and I'm over-simulated.
Did you move from your ex, bro?
stop chat can you guys stop bro oh my god I didn't make food I didn't make food
I didn't make food
yo do it over I think we're gonna get the tier one sub
should I take off my um thank you guys bro I appreciate bro we got seven subs
this stream bro can we update it to 300 please thank you can we update it sub
go to 300 subs?
So they are definitely doing well as far as elimination is going on.
Yo!
We got sugar daddy in the channel!
Why does bro have nipple juice on his left nipple?
What?
Hey!
You're coming in!
What the hell?
Why do I have nipple juice?
Yo!
Why do you look in my nipples, bro?
I'm gonna stand up and next thing someone's gonna say is AsianJab.
Why do I see your penis?
Oh my god, and then god, thank you for the prime bro.
Thank you for the prime bro.
Why do I see your penis?
Yo, AsianViewbot15355reporteduty, thank you for your purchase?
Oh no.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
no no no no no no no stop stop stop no chat stop no chat I'm a bot chat what's
up wait I want to try that thing
Yo, you're gonna do a thing for time!
Oh my god, hold up.
Wait, I'm gonna do a- I'm gonna do a roll call.
I- I'm gonna do a roll call.
Yo!
Yo, a thing for follow!
Yo, a thing for sub!
guys why are
Why are we not subbing me right now, bro?
Guys, guys, I did a roll call so I could get subs, bro.
I have 136,000 viewers and the last sub was a minute ago.
Can we please get a sub, bro?
Can we please get a sub?
Like this is actually, like you guys think
I booted my stream and started for free.
You guys think I streamed for free.
Sub's here, bro.
I'm sick of it, bro.
I'm not gonna do something with you, bro.
Don't mess with me, chap.
I know I'm tough, bro.
Yo, is it pink?
oh my god the game is starting oh my god the game is starting yo to all my
130,000 viewers are you guys ready for this viewing party
Oh shoot, it's gone.
Oh my god.
150k views and oh my god, Rich with subscribers.
Yo, can we get some d-
Yo rich bro think what a freaking
Five kids to bro. I appreciate you, bro. You still 25 dollars
Actually
140k viewers, bro
We actually have 140k viewers
Are you guys actually serious right now?
Why doesn't something bro? I don't know bro 15 self is crazy though, bro
Look at your earnings.
Wait, that's kind of handy?
Oh my god, then has three shopping in a model.
Three teams, heck, you can send the whole lobby there
ready to duke it out and already try to see.
Nice, you're stuck.
Look at your earnings.
I think that's going to be good.
I'm going to fall in.
That's wrong.
That's a whole different level of confidence.
We got 142,000 views in a model.
Congratulations, you're number one.
thank you guys bro number one chat pretty dragged out in very little farming
even then has to drop his AR here swapping to the pistol for now you're
waiting to fight trust me Jason the weak boy he's training right now he's not
sure me so he's training I'm not down to try and kicks better spot for bucky
and then we're kind of dictating the pace yo should I run ads bro should I
run as you know what is what is a 10 boy
all together they realized what's happening and how their opponents are
playing way someone just congratulating me for a check agent
have congratulations on 140k viewers you are the number one future on
Oh my gosh, are you gonna make me cry, bro?
You guys are gonna make me cry, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, Jeff, don't cry, bro.
I'm so proud of everything you've been through, bro.
I've been there for you from the start.
boards and
Thank you guys well congratulations on 140k we did it we did it
Why does someone in my tiktok try to say why is he crime-assing?
You just killed the buzz bro. You just killed my buzz. I'm not even crying
You just feel my vibe, bro. Congrats, bro. Thank you guys, bro. I appreciate you guys
man. Thank you guys, chef. You guys are the go. I appreciate you guys a lot, man. Seriously,
bro. The way you fake cry is so tough. Jeff drink water? Oh yeah.
I do I need I need to make food and any what how long in this form before oh
No chat. We're gonna have to eat meal two and three again
Huh, you're locking on that. I don't know what I'm doing
Am I doing bro?
Oh my god. Sorry chat. My mom just told me I'm adopted.
I don't even know how to feel right now, bro.
My mom just texts me I'm adopted.
What do you guys do when you're adopted?
Like, I feel like my whole life is just a lie now, bro.
You're telling me my mom is not my actual mom?
And she picked me up at the adoption center?
Who cares, you got 104k viewers?
You're right, my bad.
Why we dropped 20k and don't know, stop!
Have we dropped 20k viewers?
So good it's just it's just a minus 20,000 years chat. It's nothing too big. Don't worry guys
20,000 years are gone. You know, I mean
Chats moving way too fast, bro. I think you might have like 300k bro chat is moving really fast
Chat is moving really fast around from my
I
Got 20
Dude anybody could call in I care so much
I actually care to close land from my whole life is based on this tour mirror now, bro
I'm so like I care a lot, bro
You got that day, bro. Oh
You said I got big and muscles. Yeah, I got you
of
the
death
of
death
of
I
Chatted my top or no. Oh, what's this on the ground here though? Look at the loadout things seem to have been going well for them
Kind of another one of those teams are you talking about breaking up after the grand finals?
Oh, that was
Bro G money has a golden spaz bro
Holy dude
Pickle chin boy
This is the second chance sometimes you got to push that memory so far in the back chat my mom you know
Even there it's not necessarily
Going to be a non-factor, but you see the zone forcing more and more teams into the south side of the map
You see just outside of the zone on left side is going to be dark dominion
Hmm hey g money
You're supposed to say uh, hey jeffrey
Uh, so what's up with the viewers lately, uh, which bro our practice back, bro
It's not bot. He got 1.7 million followers. Yeah, bro. It's not bot. So
It's it's not about chat you're mocking off twitch. Yeah, there's some light. You know I'm saying
It is just some light
I'm saying
Type B
It's going from here
Type B
I'm not even paying attention I'm not even paying attention
I'm so erect because you're in the prime. What's that word called?
TMS. Keep it to yourself. What's the abbreviation?
TMI. This too much information. Too much information!
TMI bro, what's good with it? What's good with it? I'm Gen Z now. Yo, what's good Lance? How you doing, bro?
Bro, own switch
Hold on my my my my my my mom just texting me I'm adopted
Trying to rotate in off that mountain that I was talking about from dark dominion
You're seeing the shock waves coming play and that's just gonna leave you
I'm I need to eat meal two and three today and do the same thing as yesterday. What do you guys think?
What up, I got time now in Asian jazz chat. I got time on a fax you check for saying your name wait, let me test that real quick
I think it's just because you said it bro. I think you're the problem, bro
I don't know it's probably because people were like staying in his shed like Asian Jeff's
I don't even know.
WAsianJeph, good to see you back on the top bro.
Yeah man, it's good to see me on the top bro.
You like when I'm on the top, don't you?
Yeah bro.
Why is the only short people getting 100k viewers?
Kai'Sanat and now AsianJeph.
the case for a good portion of this game and a good portion of these teams so if you do get that
max bowl you have to be quick to rotate you have to figure out a plan before it comes into play
some teams might not necessarily be in that same scenario though you see pure you see ebben they
have options here yeah y'all y'all think i'm i'm taller than kassan at or less than them
what do you guys think they're gonna have to go through a congested part of the zone
if they actually want to make it there that'd be very careful not to cross
path with a team that has a need for storm search and want to see that
actually has three evan oh my god he almost sold even from this one right
here how quickly they were to beat bro why does my hand smell like
something bad that's why they were sitting
hey boss six seven five four porn for duty
you're more relevant than kai snack he's not getting views like you came
Mmm
Put some sprinkles on it
You made it Jeff bro look out look out. Look at how chess switches up on me, bro
Can't be switching up on me man
So I so I too you you ankle as the tech door with what I mean
ABC if you're a day one drinker
I dream to you
Chad y'all watch y'all watch the stream on where how I'm watching you right now
Do y'all y'all full-screen like this? What do you guys what I feel like I've always been the guy to like watch stuff full screen
You know I'm saying but they're still not above the thrush
Does that make any sense?
Or not
That makes sense isn't it?
This one. No I don't.
Deater mode. Ooh, Deater mode can be good too.
This is a good mode right here.
All my facecam is on to the side.
Okay this team is just, just log off bro.
Just no hope.
Just no hope bro. Just log off.
No
Electro chow really be playing right now. I
Could be playing an ultra think about it. We could have a hot we could have had a hundred thirty thousand views
Well, I'm playing and then we could have quality and then we probably want to turn down views
But it's all good. We have a hundred thirty thousand views in Washington. It's not that bad
You look sexy. Yo, yo, if you guys are guys in the chat and are 18 plus, you all actually think I look good, bro?
Cuz I've been getting a lot of that. Like I've been getting a lot of compliments.
Just not even like, not even in twishat. Like I've been getting a hell of compliments. A lot of people smiling at me in real life.
Oh, you know, you know, um, you know another example that I got? I was walking, right?
And there was this girl in this car and like she could have just drove.
but she was like she put her hand she's like she's like go go ahead and like
she could have drove like it's like I didn't even get to walk here she could
have drove but she waited for me so I think it's because I was good looking
bro yes yes I'm 18 I'm in your prime bro no cab you grew up from 2022 yeah bro
I have a six pack now bro I got a six pack now chat
Zen and Bucky are actually dying a surge. Oh my god. Just one tag, big boy. Nice! Nice, let's go.
Oh, oh, she went and started getting tagged.
Bucky could actually call Landro.
She might have thought you were a child. Nah, I had like a, I had like, I was Boston staying, so I had like a, a nut gear.
year like I think it blocked my balls from getting punched like and then take
it off and walk to her car I think she actually like I think she's doing that
because I was looking so like I'm a good looking guy really came out kind of
bleed through the bill and get themselves above the gas threshold but
eventually that's gonna run out eventually they're gonna need some sort of
refresh Josh I am so they're feeling the pressure as well two hundred
above they try to go for a play on to Bert and talky they're already
Like I'm a good looking guy bro like
Can you pray real quick bro?
What should we pray for bro? Oh?
We should pray that I get to cook food and I don't have to eat meal to and to me and I could cook now
Cuz I'm not door dashing bro
I'm not door dashing boy
I
Think you have congrats on your 150k viewers
Top three shimmer they're not third or second
Put it put some sprinkles while you're at it have some ketchup on the side. I love when you guys glaze me chat keep glazing me bro
111 times all reviewers
don't don't be weird bro don't be weird why you guys being weird all over bro you
didn't call yesterday bro should have played with me man like curling rise to
quality and to get in get in nice nice curly everybody's soul shambles bro
They absolutely need the damage as well. Look at this that throws him up 300 everybody's so shame
most damage secured there
However, the story on its work. I don't know how he's not dead big shots come in now
be the first to be in
pros don't fake he just straight through commissar the rotate ends up
Oh, Curly just got hit a hundred. Oh this. Oh Curly. Oh Curly. I mean they're just I don't know how they're below bro
These orders are stacked
Are you gonna play Latino logic again? I
Don't know we'll have to see each I will have to see
We will have to see my brothers
Time will tell bro I
Could do it as she bro Lance are you in the stream bro right over my budget? I risked $199 this week
No, I have to I have to stick to my budget, bro
I can't let the 130k viewers get to my head and make me start turning money, bro
I can't even cheat on my diet either. I'm locked in
Just really mong over who's on high ZEN ZONE HIGH
ZEN the creative player is on high right now
Bro bucking then are actually in the quad
Rise so bad, bro. Rise is kind of old now, bro
Go to mindset. I know I'm locked in bro
It's all good. We got 130,000 viewers, bro
This is a lot to work. No, you're getting chops you got to just make it then you connect about one
Ramp is acting dirt. They're actually going to call in
But then actually the quality do that would be so much work. They call in
That's first layer bro
Did you enjoy college algebra with Elizabeth? I don't know
Titan was that which college are you talking about same are you trying I think
that's teacher says familiar was that your mom or something because I was in
your class bro I swear I had like my college all right bro like the first half
was like a guy and then the second half was like a girl oh was it that was
Really crampy girl bro. I forgot bro. I haven't been in college. I dropped out of college
I've had to mess it
The fat one. Oh, yeah, she's show bro. She's really chill
We used to touch tips back in the back of class. I've never had sex in school
That's disgusting. I lost my virginity. I like I like
Either 18 or 19
back to back in the nations here a third opportunity there but they realize it's
mainly focusing on getting to zone that should be the plan stay away from
this is the action room jayce goes up liam as well
bucky and zealom we made it jeff we yeah chat we made it we made it it's not
going to be for free chat we made it jeff respect jayce's play there jump
sand lost height no man and the end will control the high ground and now
Liam just takes a glance around make sure as the coast is
You just want to talk and then there was picking 20 so he has a 120 game
You did game 70 points first game is not bad. I don't know how to lost high though. They got a show
20s in there too. Holy dude. This is a fish gourd members right here 20 shadow
Me yes, I said me chat this is old you fish core members if you know you know
Bro wait 20 actually moving
I'm not a just
Oh my god
here and of course eliminations to go wow Liam one game one by Jace and Liam in
the end and just like that they would eat a man that was crazy like him I'm so
excited
me and bogey would have been great bro no cap me and bogey would have actually
actually been great. Jeff, I have to admit it, I'm the Indian bot again. Why do you have
to say that you're Indian? Wow, Liam won game one chat. This leadboard I was not expecting
bro. We might be seeing 20 at land. 20 is going to be at land. That's insane. That's
insane bro
damn asian jab your chat's moving at helifast i know bro
chat do i still smell my cologne from this morning chat
guys we got a lot of viewers bro i'm tired bro i need to make food
Dude, my cologne smells so good.
I don't know how I still smell it after boxing training.
Good night, time going so bad.
Yo, good night, bro.
Good night, bro.
Didn't know Jeff was like that.
What the hell?
Why does he have to be straight like that?
Bro.
Yeah, just a classic game though right we keep saying it time and time again on this region a little bit of a late hide-and-gold take
Windy games how much is chat how much of these broadcasts to get paid?
Yo me and Jeff tired of carrying twitch girl. I gotta be my daily model quick
No, man, I don't have time, bro.
What's next game, chat?
I hope your kids watch your shit back.
What makes you think I'm gonna have kids?
I can't even freaking spend $200 a week right now, brother.
I can't even have kids right now.
I only have kids when I have disposable money
and I'm financially free.
That will be the only time I have kids
and then when I accomplish everything
that I needed to do, like traveling the world,
maybe like having 10 million Twitch followers,
just these big goals.
You know, once I accomplish everything,
knock out Jason and Wayne,
I have a trophy full of everything that I do,
sitting in a glass, freaking whatever the hell it's called.
You know what I'm saying?
Then I'll have kids.
But we never know, I might make a girl pregnant.
And yeah.
Yo, Boji, what's good bro?
How's the viewing party going, Boji?
I saw that you didn't call your city, bro.
I'm lucky, man.
You know, we could have been great, bro.
We could have been great.
Matter of fact, I'm about to DM Penta right now.
I'm about to be like,
yo how was the life playing oboji?
i wanna see what he said bro
you made it
you have 130k viewers
if everyone buys stuff you get 700k
no i don't get 700k
i get um probably like
30% of 700k through the taxes
is probably how much
700,000 times 0.30
is that how you do it?
what's 700,000
times 0.30
I have to get $210,000 to the IRS.
That's why I'm gonna move to Puerto Rico.
I don't like the IRS.
Wait, should I not be seeing that lens?
Is that bad for the resume?
The IRS, the IRS pisses me off.
Agent Jeff, come back in 2026.
It's not on my bingo card.
Yes, Arsky!
B
Iris gonna take you out now
Baby, I'm the baddest girl. I want to do a Iroh shim bro. I
Want to do like I want to do like a
Like a like a girl shreeming like like how Lacey did a
Darla segment and capitalized off that I want to like me and this other girl
What do you guys think?
Would you guys watch that? Yo chat you're not a bot bro stop saying you guys are a bot. Come on
Come on
What's going on for my fam welcome back to the second chance
But we gotta go easy on the higher CC
publicly
Jeff seems like he would act like a loving when in a bed with a girl holy you're a big
now yeah I am
How do I see the radio of the song real quick?
Dude, I need to eat food and drink water.
What am I doing?
I'm actually starting myself.
Go to song radio.
Cool.
Oh, the song radio.
Oh, this is a good song.
Freaking good song, man, from New York.
Hi chat.
Bro, finally made it.
Hey bro, why are you bummed now, bro?
Like, he was just saying lock in and stuff.
And then he said he started smoking weed again, like, lock in, bro.
Oh, shoo, you got a video.
Today I did something.
I like this.
I might wash this later bro.
I'm locked back in bro.
I hate when you're not locked in bro. Lock in bro, okay?
Night, don't smoke.
Yo Brando, I know you're in the house right now, are you still the- are you still the- the Roarhouse or no?
Yo, why did the whole Roarhouse just pull out of my chat?
Yo, hide her bro! Come on!
Alright, we got Fumber games, right? They can make it look clean, right?
And if Thawee did see it, then pull off a couple of solo performances.
Baby Yoda bad is...
Weed like Ashagonda?
Ashagonda is not like Weed.
I mean, it could calm you down, but...
Wait, what does Lacy's take on it?
You're not that unboxed?
No, my manager did not say I'm scared.
He said, don't show Jason my fighting skills.
Let's box tonight, send my $400 first, and then we can do it.
I literally have a gym. I found a boxing gym that we could go to
Send my money
Tip would you box hydro? Yeah, just send my money first. He owes me $400
He owed me 800, but I gave him a discount. He still has a cent. I
Give him $400 discount
Hydra, I'll give you content with my 130,000 viewers
If you send my $400
I got gloves too. I got gloves. I got a head of gear. I got nut gear. I got everything
Do you know how much 30 thousand years throw Chad literally have a hundred thirty thousand years, bro
Like yo, look how active my Chad is bro hundred thirty times the viewers
My chat's crazy, bro, would you box me Brandon? I don't think I can bro. I
Don't I don't I don't think I can go
you're too big for me bro you're like you got you're like probably how much
you weigh like 400 300 or do you or am I making how much you weigh brando
Jason this text to me I'm checking it
bro this guy's got a controlling this guy just said no head of gear bro
in the top seven if we want to go through to the summit shadow and dude do I
fight Jason no head here that's so dumb that's so braindead bro you can get
brain damage without wearing headgear it's not worth it bro I don't know I
Have to think about it
You're not coming like you said bro. Why does he want no headgear for so bad?
Headgear arguable is worse for brain damage. I don't believe it if you're punching with 14 ounce gloves
To someone's head with no headgear and you get a jab on them
or a big right hand you could get a band and brain damage no you're already
braindead fine I'll fight him with no head gear
I also want to take a look at the leaderboard right now. Josh and Yamzo.
Did RaulDog and WyndonPilot do know how to gear?
They actually ended that game in 18th with a little bit of a surprise.
A box roar, bro?
It's possible. He's too big.
Yamzo, Josh, right? Like, we just see-
I got a box on one of my sides, bro.
You just suddenly beat back in contention.
If I woke up, I'm cutting really crazy right now, mate.
I'm like 136 pounds right now.
I'm probably 134 just next, um, Saturday.
I'm maybe 130. I haven't been eating, bro. I've been eating, but I haven't been eating like eating eating.
Jeff, are you single? No, I got a girl.
Top 1 makes land chat. I think it's top 8 or top 7. Or maybe 6 or 7.
Dude, bare knuckles boxing versus a no. You can break your hands, bro. We're gonna fight gloves, okay?
You're looking lean knock on line
I am lean chat I know I'm lean
Because this girl told me today my cheeks were my jaw cheeks were like
We're like hollow or whatever she said
like you know when like no one here like you know I'm saying 10 p.m. CSU fight
bro you are not gonna call the shots and my $400 and I'm down to fight you
stopping a scammer Hydra it's literally against your I don't even know if
you're a big like that your scammer bro you're sinning stop scamming me and
pay what you owe boy then you'll make and then you'll make the content
back. You know what I'm saying? Who's calling me right now, bro? Who is this?
Yeah, who the fuck is calling me, bro? Is this Hyder season? I'm not answering the phone, Hyder.
Bodhi said save yourself don't do it even Bodhi knows I'm gonna knock you out
bro answer bro send my $400 bro yo you didn't say you didn't say thank you for
calling you leave bro you'll thank you bro I appreciate it bro might be the
best you know out there
hi I'm not picking up some money some no money in no I don't know I'll actually
fight you tonight I'm not kidding I have mics and everything I have a shitting
phone like run it up bro you know my cash up he's in Jeff 321 send my $400
boy
send my money boy get back to work now boy
Hey, hold up, Shard. Can you attack someone?
How did you play Apex? Cause you're moving like a predator.
Why do you have 140k viewers? Are you famous?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sharkman!
This is a good duo.
It's a shame that they're cutting such a trash be alive, bro
Go make yourself some food
Guys skittles might call in and we're gonna get a skittles face real
Why is night calling me bro night? I already told you in Hydra. I'm not
I'm not gonna token Hydra in your life
I'm getting compliments from random people on the streets for how I look
I've been going to the gym a lot, been sticking true to my diet, been spending $200 a week
I had to talk my dad today was pretty good felt pretty good
And just been training a lot just been training very hard
Just been training very hard for the boxing match man
Pick and choose what they want to do. Josh and Ian are landing at the top side of the
game.
Answer phone.
Night. I said no. I'm not doing it unless he gives me my money.
Have you been sparring? Yeah, I've been sparring a lot.
No is no. Exactly, bro. Thank you for understanding. No is no.
Yeah, the thing is, you can play it either way, you can play it late for rotate, you can play it early for aggressively, I mean, on different teams, so...
See if they make some adjustments.
Fun teeth, help, just listening to a teammate or by trying to set up a game.
Bro, why does Jason want Head of Gear so bad, bro?
Ha!
Yeah, a phone call with Jeff costs us $400.
Are you marlin'?
I'm Marlin Jack. I'm Marlin! Did you guys see my new TikTok? Did you all see my TikTok?
Got 30 million views.
I made you dream before I'm 59-155 right now with your spar.
Which is not a spar, bro.
I'm 136 pounds, gang.
You got a whole 20 extra pounds of me.
If we spar, you got to play defense.
You can't punch me at all.
I mean, I'm down to get punched in the wall.
Wait, Chad, I think Hydra is 7400 dollars.
Let me see.
Oh my god.
Hydra running it tonight.
What time? 10?
Hi chat me and hydro a sparring tonight. He just sent my four dollars. Do I do it? Yes, or no?
Okay, Hydra how many rounds you want to go for
And you're pulling up to my curb, right?
She may I will I just gonna make sure my phone is charged
Thanks pretty much
I finally made it
Well wait are you gonna beat out are you gonna like are you gonna spar me you're gonna like try to beat me up
You know like a smart you're like practicing right you know like it's not like an actual fight
I'm scared. I'm I feel like you're gonna like I feel like you're gonna get mad when I mess you up
And you're gonna just like you know what I'm saying cuz that's that's the thing that can happen in boxing
I mean, let me let my boy know thanks for the $400 bro
bro scared of an untrun hydra I mean he's 6-1 I'm 5-7 my hat's always
hydra chef like like like six six two six one now when I spar I got sorry sorry
fight for real like six seven one team though is you see gonna get hot sauce
Hydra actually. Yo what the hell? Hey why would you do that? Oh it doesn't matter
your train. I don't know I still I have confidence but I feel like Hydra's gonna
like he's gonna actually try like he's gonna get mad. He's gonna like I feel bad
bro. I've never sparred someone taller than me though. Is that gonna be weird?
he's like 6-1 bro how am I gonna aim for him bro I could I could aim for his
solar plex I don't know about his head though he's definitely gonna be mad if I
hit his solar plex I win like if I hit an actual good shot I want his solar
plex I win I just so scared when swinging
Do do do trash you've been training bro. I know my stuff bro like chat you don't understand
I just gotta get some food in here now cuz I'm like so hungry bro. Actually, I'm not
I'm not that hungry, but I haven't anything
Why ounce gloves? I think I got like 60 ounce gloves
Just go for the egg rolls
The nuts you can't do that. It's illegal if you hit someone in nuts when you're boxing you get bands
Or you get a warning.
But if you do it like on purpose on purpose, you're gonna get the squall fight.
Do you make money off the fake viewers?
Nah, I don't.
If I did, bro, that would be very broken.
I'm eating chicken soup, is that good?
Yeah, it's pretty good macros.
It could be a lot of sodium, depending on how you cook it, but...
People that say it's a lot of sodium,
Oh my god, oh my god, it's got different
Man, they're coming in, they're playing up the numbers, and just like that, they're finding
highlights there, Jacob.
Two.
I really started today
My plan is to just do this viewing party shane till 11
Eat my meals and go to sleep at 12 15. I have to go to gym tonight though. I didn't go to gym yet
Well, I haven't even a meal two or a meal three and I need to eat two eggs and you go buy eggs mom
Yo, Lance, are you in the chat? Can I go over my budget by like for like groceries?
Or do I have to have to stick to my budget because I'm at $1.99 right now out of $2.00 I have $1.00 to spend
But I need to buy eggs
Or should I just starve and that's my punishment
Like chat can someone buy me food bro, please
Can someone do it ask me groceries. I'll literally pay you back one next week. I
Thought you're 198. Oh I'm 199
We good guys. I know you guys think I'm rich bro
But I'm not I know you guys know that I have
130k viewers but listen to me. I will if you guys buy me groceries right now
I will pay you back, and I'll give you a bonus deal. I'll follow you guys on on on Twitter
That's a bonus deal. All you guys got to do is spend probably
$30
That's all you guys got to do. I know I'm begging my viewers for money right now in
In VIP do we get a credit card? I have a credit card. I just don't want to spend money
That's how the credit cards get you bro. They make you think you have all the money in the world, but you still paying of your money
You know I'm saying
So Lance, what do you think bro? I have one 99 spent the week. It's not over. Do I just dug it out even though?
I need eggs
Like is it bad if I go over my budget or is there exceptions?
Yeah, that's that's that that is how it works you don't need to pay them out right away
Yeah, but then you have interest if you don't pay it right away. I
Always pay my credit card info
You can go over budget nah, I'm gonna stick to my diet. I'm gonna try to get my viewers to buy me eggs
I'm not ashamed of asking my viewers for money, you know and my viewers want to give me money, bro
They'll give me money
I'm gonna stick to my budget
I'm gonna try to free load because I've been buying a lot of my stuff by myself for like the past 18 years of my life
So I'm gonna try to like ask someone to help me so chat if anybody wants to um
Wait
Does it count as going over your budget if let's say I make $30 from tokens today
and I use those $30 that I just made to buy groceries. Does that count Lance or no?
One thirty five no you're even but like in my mind. I'm still going over my budget does that make sense?
And I got charged $70 for my 18 t-beau by the way Lance on discovery
We can let that slide. No, that's a bad monster. I mean it actually like I can't let these
136,000 viewers affect the way I spend my money I need to wake up money money is
hard bro I'm not gonna let viewers affect my mind
to it doesn't count because you earn the money through a side hustle for your
budget
try this man evolving I'm just gonna start I was supposed to put
I was supposed to put three eggs in my blender in my protein smoothie today, but I only put one
So I'm just gonna be missing out on two eggs, but all my other groceries should be good for all my meals today
Bro if you're trolling I'll be annoying. I'm not trolling
Nice cup, bro. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. She has my voice deep right now. Yo, it's good. I'm not too long
Let's go shoot
This Monday was crazy. What you mean what happened this Monday?
Keeping players on their toes Vixy sky they broke what happened this Monday?
Oh, I still got a good opportunity tomorrow, bro one of my sponsor agents told me that
There might be a sponsor that wants me
So life is getting good bro. I love my life
My sending Nate into $30 wait you're gonna pay for my grocery take
I'm getting out safely to the zone cuz we're already in the fit where once we go in the six zone
It is you're gonna send me $30 real quick. He has to go now. There's almost no time left
How much money to have on cash up? Let's see more more difficult now to kind of stay in the game and
do
I have $39 on my cash up. I could I could buy eggs
pressure
So this is really bad if you're threats obviously
Holy rich. Wait are you guys actually like broke in this economy? I heard like a lot
of people in this world now are very broke due to the economy. So that makes
me realize how blessed I am bro. Dude has prices are high bro. Wait what? What the
gas prices? Or what else is making you guys broke? College tuition? But like you
You don't have to go to college, bro. It's a scam.
Here, man. Here's where I got you.
Let me think real quick.
If I go to a grocery store, if I go to H.E.B.,
how much is the car on a Vex?
Like, five hours?
I don't...
Chad, I'm gonna start looking at the prices of things that I buy, by the way.
I don't do that.
Like, I would just go to a grocery store.
I see what I want.
Start on the car.
I'm gonna get in the habit of just looking at what I buy
and using that to my budget.
Referring that to my or I could go to all these does all these have eggs
They should surely they have eggs right ex you see watching
What is he thinking about my six-pack?
What is he thinking about my six-pack chat?
College is valued in this college it's value less now that's just saying he just left
Damn
You didn't even get to see my my six-pack, bro
College is just value less now that's saying high school to scams. No, I think everybody should graduate high school
I don't think people should go to college though unless you have to
My girl just text me
Baby on the baddest girl, baby in the baddest girl
Face I'm all real G
New girl not a single
I'm not ashamed of you, bro. I told her bro. She sees on me again, bro
It's over bro
And things are going good right now. I thought she cheated. No, she did she but
I'm a I'm a cuck, bro
It's universally good because study is free my country
I mean you shouldn't ask me that you should ask questions that are based on your life like me personally, bro. I
I don't think you should like have one can you please do 130. I mean I'm not gonna kill him
I'm just gonna spar him
Like how do you know if you're winning a spark?
What's like the way to judge it?
Like whoever beats each other up the best or what?
You a high-valley man, bro. I already been told this and been told everything
I'm like you do me, bro
But the one thing that I will stand on is if I do get cheated on again, I will break up with her.
Because I told her if I see her, I can tell her energy.
If I know the energy is acting weird, and if I go through the phone again and I see the same stuff,
because you can't hide your phone from me. You're not good at hiding stuff.
You know what I mean?
Fool me once, strike once.
Alright, but I heard all these things.
You're blocking their hits and getting touched on them
Rose a control freak, what's a control freak? What does that mean?
Why are you giving why are you giving that opportunity?
so I could
What's the word? It's kind of like a
Sickening way of thinking but if I get cheated on again, I think I'm gonna knock on Jason Lee
Like right now. I'm 70% angry, but if I do get cheated on again
It's gonna be a hundred that's why I want to that's why I want I wanted I want to get hurt again
Cuz like realistically like I'm like the second time. I won't be as hurt
What I'm more hurt about is just my friend stopping me friends now nice macro, bro
They chat it like if this girl she's on me again
It's not gonna hurt me as bad as it did the first time because I'm expecting it
But if my friend, like if my friend stops being my friend, oh hell no, if my friend
starts being my friend, starts leading my friend, if my friend stops being my friend,
I'll hurt me more because that's a brother right there, you know what I mean?
You're expecting him bro?
I'm not expecting him bro, but I'm gonna, I know that in the back of my head it could
happen again.
You know what I'm saying?
Which one the girl that ripped the N word bomb?
Nah. That girl was... I don't even know what she's doing now.
If you're operating in Scarcity, that's why you took her back when you had Mad Bread and Cloud?
Cloud doesn't matter though.
I know, I'm Asian Jeff, but...
I very... I underestimate how tough I am.
Like I know I'm him Chad, but like
Money I don't know about money bro. We're projected it. We're projected in June to be to be homeless
Let me tell you that
We're projected in June to be homeless
Unless something changes
But it's looking good or not I don't want to knock on the wood but it's looking good
Get in the trenches, bro. I'm up 20 bands
But I have it promise me with your 20 bands don't let that cloud your judgment how you spend your money
Save your money and invest it, please bro
Because you don't have expenses like I do
So like bro, why did my girl spend me bro?
They're gonna have to use their shockwaves and get their hands dirty here soon.
Duh-luh-luh-luh-luh.
I'm gonna make some low ground. Look at for a refresh here.
One thing I noticed about my girl, bro, she cares a lot about the world.
She doesn't turn into anything just yet.
Like, she cares a lot about politics and like, I don't care about politics, bro.
I'm gonna be genuinely serious.
Into the top 20 right now, so at least...
Like, I don't know how people can sit there and just like make everything in their life about like...
I don't know if I should talk about this.
stay away from political woman
no she's not bad political
she just like you should could be paying
audience taxes but what am I gonna do about it I'm one person in the world
I can't change how the government's gonna function
I just I have to be a good one just keeping
keeping the taxes bro unless I go to Puerto Rico or something
like I have to be a good boy bro oh my god we've been talking so much out I
didn't know they're in my game nice good shot brother Josh Riley bro this guy's
this guy's Indian I think I didn't even know Josh Riley was Indian bro
meme coin equals trenches for losers wait Chad y'all hear my um my text
matches he's going off you know. What was that shot right there? Yes, I don't know you're
good bro, I won't get mad bro. Are you gonna do an over for EWC? I want to try to but
Our bro is like the most ego-tistical guy ever, bro.
Aw, that Shockwave just made me cringe.
But he has so many mats. If he doesn't die these mats in full heal, he can actually win this game.
Baby, I'm the baddest. Yeah, no way we let Aiden fall.
I would have called for this, bro.
I got those are actually being bad right now.
Liam again?
Bro, Liam's gonna call for grants.
This is insane.
The 2v2.
Bro called the whole clan to the stream.
Are you actually spotting Hydra?
I have to wait for my manager.
No, I'm so... Bro, go fight that. Why is he playing so safe?
What is Qwalt gonna be for lane chat?
He even just killed... Bro, Liam's crazy now. I was talking so... Dude, chat, I should
start trash talking to people that want to do good if anybody wants me to trash
off them you're gonna start doing good income cuz bro I was trash talking to
Liam so hard now he's back wall is wait what's my chest saying six seven in
share.
Ooh, that's doing good.
This is not the leadboard I expected.
Who's dudding right now?
Diego plays as expected.
Iyoksi and Jojo did not expect him to dud.
Causer's expected that.
Curly and Ryze.
Ooh, Curly and Ryze.
Um, Taki Burt, Electro, yeah, G-Money benign spec'n the dud, dude it's really anyone's
game bro.
It's top 7, Jack, it's really anyone's game bro.
Where's Yamzo at?
Yamzo's top 10.
It's like, hey, no, see, he got the med kit.
He's taking the keylob weed.
Is Josh probably nervous or something?
There is a host.
He's got to be nervous.
I like that you say confidence when talking about this duo,
because I think that they needed a really good one.
Wait, how did my tweet do?
Is this Virgo?
To go from the grand finals in the Grand Finals?
Why is Chef acting like he's not by himself?
Because I'm not by myself.
They're going to do Sodor.
Tattoo have been a hit on their confidence.
But then, of course, they're going to do Sodor.
Have I ever lied to you guys in my chat?
Do I look like a liar?
And believe me chat hold my hands
Believe me not a liar
I'm also not a view butter. I'm never a view butter today in my life
You know I
Think this view butter if you're still in the stream. I think he just loves me a lot. He's been doing this for five days in row
I think he just really loves me
And he wants to see me succeed
So in a way, bro, I do I do I do I do
I'm not trying to set myself up here, but I do uh, I think he just loves me, though.
I think he just loves me.
What did XUC say, Shaq?
What did XUC say about me?
Where is that?
Wow, he doesn't even follow me, bro.
That's so weird.
You could do Eximation of Chatters?
Let's see this.
see how many real viewers I have right now check.
dude we have so many viewers it's glitched.
check can someone tell me how many real viewers we have right now?
wait why are you guys laughing at me?
maybe 300.
Dude, my PC is lagging, bro.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work!
Whatever. We got 150,000 viewers chat.
Lagging from the bots? Yeah. It could be the bots lagging me.
See what all of them are saying.
That was game number two.
I love I love looking streamers talk about my brother so funny
Now I'm not getting banned bro
If I get even if I do get banned it's gonna be it's gonna be my number
It's gonna be my first twitch bin right cuz I've been a good boy with twitch
And I'm just gonna get him in the day after like it doesn't matter
Do
Bro took Jacy's viewer go check can I go make some food or not?
From the search bar select exit up the search bar
You have to use the hard art so many times. I guarantee if you go on YouTube right now and you search up Asian Jeff and word clip
You will not find a clip
Do I have to pass or no? Oh
My god, oh
Watch this go Sam W. I chat
I was watching all
Today I did something I
But that's literally zen you can see his big nose
That's literally zen. Oh, no, that might be Peterbot
Who gave Brando the confidence to go for a cliff? Like what? Who are you feeling like, bro?
3-1
Oh, dick. Should I have to give a-
He didn't know this whole time
What the hell is that?
This guy got a rammed ass. This guy got a rammed kid for his video. Wait, Chad, what do you got somewhere else?
Oh, yo, I still got a Steve Astor one.
One of the best zoners token players in the
La la la
Today every level for my coaster. Okay, wait, do you know how to build like 90s?
La yee. Oh my god. That's yee
Why you make so much spec these days, what does that mean? What does specs mean chat?
I got 100k!
Bro really thought this Tiktok was going to blow up.
Oh hell no!
Wait where is Bloopy?
I don't see even the viewer list.
He's not working on me right now.
Wait, what?
I got 100k!
Wait, where is Bloopy?
I don't see even the viewer list.
He's not working on me right now.
Chad, you know I can see who's in my stream right now.
Like, you guys don't even have to type.
I know you guys are in my stream.
I know someone's watching me right now.
And you think I don't know that you're watching me?
For example, all real G has my stream tab right now.
He's watching me.
I need some food man
Yeah, what is farming
Hey
I mean
I love all of you, bro
Let me face I'm all of you. Okay, it's also add oh
Sid and
scare and
Then let's also add it
It's also remove the beams first. I'm just trying to be myself. I got everybody mad me for it
We'll keep 20 because it's the vibes. We'll keep Josh
I will just add craze
Okay, then we'll do none of the above. Okay, this will make it look so depressed
Chad am I here long?
Is my hair getting long?
Thank you pets on there, try to take them off
What's up Hydra?
What's up?
I just found him
Is that a qualified for this journey?
I don't know
Hey this to be over
Her stream is so chill
You guys see the tears coming out of my eyes right now because I'm tired
You've your list of all wait, let's see. Let me see it
Someone count that someone count that
I think
Oh my god, that is a hundred that's a hundred forty thousand people
That's gotta be a hundred forty thousand people
That being said, game number three is over.
Let's hop back in to all the other stuff.
Kelly is beautiful.
Take it away.
I've never been more thankful for our analysts.
Zeke.
Wait.
Yo, chat.
Someone's saying I'm beautiful real quick.
Yo, what's good, man?
Jeff, you so beautiful.
haha haha how do you deal with the shirt cuz I'm me cuz I'm him cuz I'm him
muddy all right I'll run Harvard of Scientology into his confidence and
riotous sex parties Parsons continues to shake down mad top seven get even
more interesting 98 points looks like it's the line after two games and we're
coming up on good point till it's over but it's a game that's
6k chat, 6k, this is game three.
This is literally basically the do or die now
for teams like Ryze.
It better come out with a really
like when he was young.
He also liked science fiction.
The story began at he's 14 years old.
It sounds like the battle bus is ready.
So let's do it.
I would say even like, oh, how is the health department
going to be like, yeah, this is okay to get the thing
out of the way.
A, B, C, E, F, G.
I'm not geeked, I'm not geeked!
I'm not geeked, bro.
Yo, I actually think I'm geeked.
It's no way you guys actually think I'm geeked bro.
Hey Jeff, make food.
But I don't want to leave you guys bro.
And also, I don't want to wash this.
Let me see what I got to make real quick.
Jeff bro, I need to make some food bro.
So geeked you bought viewers my king?
Yeah, that's any of you.
This is what Peter, this is how Peter moves.
Bro, Peter could really play for Ryze.
This used to be the OG scrubskin.
Oh, man.
Obviously, they have a single elimination here.
Let's watch a movie, Ian Jeff.
Are you going to try to like do the shoulder method?
Wait, how many shoulders are there?
One, two, three, four.
3-0 off spawn
I like what he just escaped by going out well then the rest of that building oh boy
That's my fault
Say you want me girl
I knew where it was good Kanye West you in chat
That's good, bro. I didn't tell them to show
I'm about to make some food you good, bro. Look at me right now
Do I look food deprived?
I do, don't I?
Can I doordash food?
Yes, I can.
But is that going to be taken the easy way out?
Yes, it is.
You look depressed.
You look unlovable.
the zone pretty much on their side if he gets numbing you love me go try to come
back you guys don't know a lot about me behind the stream
see a few teams here that need to come back some need a little bit more of a
comeback than others but I you know I Josh was clutching up I was talking
about the 18th place Josh Yamzo had in game number one they only have two
eliminations I would kiss you beautiful Jeff Josh by himself
Hey, buttock, we'd love you no matter what. We'll just check in on you.
Wait, they killed the lurkers.
Okay, do you need to do a heal me up? I'm Division 5?
Yes, sir.
Why do they have circles in their characters?
successfully earned points this yet so this is a pretty big fight right now
you can definitely go to them two men together yes sir seems like they see all
the wild builds coming out and they don't want to stick around too much yo
cause he's being with a crime bro
I like your crime man
C0 CY YY YY
just subscribe
you looking to ask your rip today bro
I like the opportunity that they took just
they just went to God
play with the numbers afterward
but Skittles and Cam gotta be looking good
4 ELIMS in the early game
Keys and Diego is the team that we saw last
like Diego plays as a 6 back bro
it's really telling when you're below that
You kind of lose control over your game to playing how desperate you kind of go from there
I'm tired
I'm tired, my shi
Hello Jack, you have 140,000 views
Hey you!
Oh my god!
C0Z IYYY just subscribe
If you need to
Guys, I only have 3 days to have them on my body
have started as contested as it is but as time passes more more teams rotate on
Is this the biggest streamer in China?
Yeah it is
Bro he has a golden staff and he just got first and second this kid's qualifying
This kid is qualifying man bro
not gonna be enough yo how much sleep do you normally get I get good sleep I just
haven't anything all day heartbreaking moment right there cuz it was looking so
good it was looking so good for G money and issue men during China crashing in
trying to get some damage but just did not right Jason Liam able to try to
write that big it's going to show that Jason Liam not going down something
We need you happy
That's the people you're a people figure. I can tell the consistency you need a part
They have you want me to be happy, but do you want to be happy?
for a game and an average placing of 1.5
So they honestly vivid said it they need to do the bare minimum to really close out in the back of my mind
Start the pressure cooker. You've died, you know, we're seeing right now is that they're playing
exceptionally well, you know
I'm not Asia. I'm happy. I just hate seeing people sad. That means you're a people's leader
We don't like seeing people sad. I get you. I'm like that. I'm like that too, bro
I'm the same way again
Dark the minion dark the minion
Wow Jeff singing David song
So is David in jail now? Or what? Is he gonna get up? What's going on with him, Shad? I haven't
been out to Dave then. Yes. So is he gonna die? Dude. That's so crazy, bro. He might get the
The dev penalty? Bro, that's insane bro.
The court doesn't do something well.
Mmmmm.
What if he just goes out the country bro?
Yo, can you say what it's like to me?
What if he just leaves America?
Check this out, dude.
I know I'm cute bro. I know I'm in fact
He's in custody
So like if you're in custody when can you leave or are you permanently boxing in the prison?
The Edgewall points here came in with nothing, turning more and more.
The Ambassador can do more.
Can he watch Twitch right now?
Or is he like just sitting in a jail cell, doing nothing?
He's looking at the wall.
Because I heard people can use their phones in jail now, right?
I don't know how jail works by the way.
I'm a good boy, check.
No, man!
That's the problem for the case today. We figured out that money down get rebooted all your surge remains the same
So if it wasn't bad losing your teammate getting a max pull across the map, you can't watch your phone in jail
That's still boring
I would probably go crazy
Check y'all think I can what what can you go to jail for check?
It's about how they're going to get like what would you guys what do you guys think I would go to jail for if I was a bad boy
Obviously
Tax evasion I would never tax you man because they need to make up the points so can see points for the eliminations
right so this really does start to work up see boost up it's supposed to boss
what is he boosted on me
BAMMOS
luckily you say that too because usually I you know I'm just kidding you're a wanker
and I want to see where they're at the leaderboard I'm like okay this team has to get aggressive
this team needs to do the bare minimum well this team might need just one win why wait
until the halfway point give yourself a realistic chance if they can somehow in this game
full up a 10 elimination victory Royale that'll be at least a hundred points
or definitely bolstered their chances being bad boy you do a swim where you
learn new languages. Congrats chef you finally made it. Finally!
Hello! The mothers are understanding your business that you don't have to
I'm actually good at Spanish, bro
I'm actually good at Spanish
Hey Jeff, I was
No, bro, my whole chat says flooding now, man
It's kind of interesting though for them to be disengaging right now even though they're not exactly the
safe is from the surge mine that's in beer continuing to have that issue as
well wow blue means a goal look at this w-touch brother
booby booby I don't want to order food bro can I please go cook I'm married
three games in a line I'm thinking about food
130k bro I'm proud I haven't seen years thanks man I mean it's a lot
I already got the guy that's gonna have to do it again.
He does look like Kale, but we're welcome to do it again.
He's gonna have to do it again.
He's able to get the reboot.
He will not be able to do it again.
I don't know, bro.
He's gonna try to get the reboot.
But for Saps and Kale, he looks like he's going further.
I'm a good consumer.
When we were watching Threads, we saw he was like an agent.
He was like over towards Scribbly, and we're already in the fifth.
So it's gonna be two matches.
And then, yup, then it's alive, brother.
How much was the bolt, bolt, uh, I didn't buy the box, bro.
Alright, this is a messed up situation.
I didn't do it.
This is messed up.
Dude, what are you doing, oh man?
I'm watching an interview party.
Can you believe that there's people like Aussie antics that get to get on the setup and just watch for a living and make money on that?
Isn't it crazy how the world is now?
The world is a crazy place, dude.
Yo, how much money did you make last month?
Um, not a lot, bro.
I'm a broke person, bro.
What the hell?
No, this guy is a solo shot.
Bucky! Bucky, Bucky, Bucky!
Wait, his peeps are gonna pop. No, does he know?
Oh wait, my peeps are gonna pop.
That's probably what he said.
What's with the Aussie splinter? No, I'm not signing Aussies.
I'm saying the world is a very strange place.
You could get on and you get on.
Oh, they fought Mason and Aiden, bro. This is not going to end well, Jack.
Oh, Aiden's sold. Aiden gave him some damage.
above the damage threshold not good chat but they might not necessarily have a
choice because now some of us are just active there's nothing buggy oh nice
good in good aim dude good being coming out from buggy but they're still
in the shop that was a sick lineup right there but couldn't get enough get it
man just chillin they still have overdraft into the box they go nice oh
my god then different it is buddy wow they actually just got that pizza wait
They actually just came back crazy white
That's insane that they just let that happen. I would never let that happen a pizza box to talk
I would never let that happen to me bro
Even in his prime he have a brother's the second prime row
There's a second prime dude
You see when it comes to the heroes, they're at the bare minimum
They have to use most of the bare minimum
minimum. That's a bearer!
My wrist was...
Matter of fact, I'm feeling nice today. Here's some more of this pimple here.
Hey bro, appreciate the two bits bro. Thank you man.
Appreciate it bro.
Don't be doing a chat man.
Oh, that was a dish up.
Subby's in the chat, man.
No, why would he do that?
Why would he go for a Mongo classic chat?
Come on, man.
I know you guys see my eyes. I know you guys see my eyes with me and your guys' messages.
Are you getting in trouble? Nah, I'm not. I already spoke with them, bro.
I already spoke with them, I made a tweet. There's literally nothing I can do.
Just gotta embrace it. Yo CJC, thank you 100 bits for our appreciation bro.
Matter-of-fact, here's the rest of the bits.
I have just for you, smith, I did used to your one to your one to your one to your one to your one to your one...
Not even thinking about it?
To your one to your one to your one to your one to your one to your one to your one to your one to your one to your one to your one....
What have you been doing when you're sick I don't really get sick.
Pretty much the last of the heels as well here.
Zed trying to figure out where he has no clear pathway towards him
That's not his biggest weakness for now
He's not just gonna play this one out as a solo for here
Well, he'll be right here, so they don't have two offices side right now
To be 2% right now to try to hit these shots here
That is moving though, I can't align
That's a huge moment of relief here
And even if he falls, even if he could just do enough damage for Bucky
Where's Bucky?
Where's Bucky right now?
Who get Bucky? He's on the side, bro.
Do not take a tick on him.
He's on the edge. He is on the edge.
I get it. I actually got that joke.
Did anybody else get that joke?
He was on the edge of the zone.
And they say he lived life on the edge.
You know what I'm saying?
You guys get what I'm saying?
Hopefully you guys get what I'm saying.
Bro, Liam's actually gonna call in.
That's insane.
They're probably gonna get dead last though.
Blast up, Blast up, Blast up.
No, Bucky, that's just a slow reaction time.
It's crazy how like most of these kids in lobby are literally like,
I just thought about this chat, like Bucky is not a virgin bro.
of virgins. And most of these kids in lobby are virgins, I guess.
This doesn't have any of them anymore.
Can he be a lead to play in the middle thing? Oh, shoot, actually?
actually playing the cone here. He still has plenty to work with. He's in a mug position
to try to clutch this one up. Golden and Ozone. This is second time now. They've actually
gone for height this time. They're actually successful on top.
Yo, CJC underscore chilling cheers. CJC being what I'm doing. Matter of fact, here's the
rest of my gas money. Thank you, brother. I appreciate it, man. Second out of the
Game fourth place separated fifth place have some struggles. Yeah, I'm so down again
You said it yourself so Josh outside of the top
It's starting two days as well. Oh, so we got to get a lead in reload rate
Bro can't drive anywhere. W
Wait me lunch because I have so many beers
I'm gonna have to eat milty and mil 30
other players would stay there because I just don't make much of a fight but he
wants to play some points he's a little tired bro I am pretty tired I don't know
the same thing Liam it's just looking to stay alive right now Liam is clutching
up game after game he did it last round he's doing it once again little zone
on his side here to go and push him right back into the other side but
the teams on the other side of the wall this is going to be a hard one
to stay alive with but he's built most of them are his
No man, he sold.
Oh, TSMnift rated bro. TSMnift rated dress.
CamSlam's, CamSlam jam.
Just start farming bro. Oh I got a method. My manager gave me a method that actually works really good for the last two games.
The two games
Yeah, man, where's Lacey and Jason remember I had they not been live yet
I
They're moving? Like moving to a new house?
Why are they moving?
A bigger view.
Bays ended. So like are they moving into their own houses or are they letting it together? Like what's the word?
What's the word?
Rod and Miami, they're hosting a car meet.
What about Jason? What's Jason been up to? Is he just training?
Is he just training or what?
Any Jason viewers in here?
Oh my god, Cam's in the pool.
Skittles their timing is just too good right now and they're tracking right through the builds here look now down to just
They're all moving all the CS together. Stop the gap. They get rewarded with that as well. It's easily becoming the biggest game
I think we've seen over the course of the last few weeks
Gams waiting for dragon to make the edit. Dragon stuck in the box. Can't fault this. Just win the game, bro
Just win the game bro.
Kingling wait kingling is still alive
Did he make it a vending?
Wow Skiddles is crazy
Dog, myth did not give you a hard cave as a child. I'm getting v-button
Bro, you are the most famous person on Twitch, guys.
There's the Liam, um, is there not a pinned message?
Oh, wow, there's nothing. Okay.
Gotcha, guys.
I'm a victim.
I've been getting view-botted the past three, five days.
There is nothing I can do
as I already have contacted Twitch about this situation.
Hope you guys can understand
FULL BOX 200!
There you guys go.
You guys want to know the reasoning?
I don't want to waste my breath.
Just read the pinned messages, brother.
Yes, sir!
Dummy's in charge!
Ugh.
Come on bro, he's there holy shit. He's first place though big skit baby. Let's go Liam James are playing great too first second come on
Come on
Good night Jeff go and sleep all right. Should I do a shadow a cooking stream real quick or no?
Yes, I should what am I asking for I need a freaking part of my diet game
I'm going and cooking, Jeff.
I'm going to cooking,
and then we're gonna do a gym stream tonight.
What do you guys think?
Alright, I'm switching to an IRL jet.
You got that, Albergue?
I'll kill the rest of the lobby.
Mom, you wanna say hi to my stream?
Ooh.
Maybe you're the baddest girl, can you guys hear me or not?
Did I just hear Jim Schring?
Fine bro.
Oh, I'm not here tonight.
This is not happening, bro.
I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay!
Look up.
We look up and turn left.
Follow my rosé.
Up, left.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Yeah, how do I take off my contacts?
Here you go, mister.
It is an hour.
Huh?
Fast.
Wait.
Huh?
Fast.
Wait.
Huh?
Fast.
Wait.
Huh?
Fast.
you
You
I
Alright, let's make some food in here.
Chad, don't look at the dishes.
I know why she's cleaning yesterday show
Chad don't look at the dishes. I know I just think of yesterday. I know it looks bad, but I promise you there's like two dishes in there
All right, we gotta make food check
So let's see what we gotta eat
My voice sound like do I sound like tired?
me um, maybe put on a hoodie. It's cold, bro
The little baby part tough what what baby part
What baby part are y'all talking about man?
Let me put it on the head of you real quick, you feel me?
I might dance with you.
I'm like, damn.
Dude, why?
I'm actually getting fat.
I swear my abs are way more better.
Chad, y'all think I'm getting fat?
I've been locked on my diet.
I don't know how I'm getting fat.
Maybe it's because I'm eating two meals at 9pm, that's probably why.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, we're mighty. We're mighty, cat.
Ooh, shoot, y'all hear that?
This is a good backstretch, y'all are flexible like me.
Ooh.
Something like that.
I like the shorts bro. I know that's not the first time someone told me that today.
What you more gonna do when you do when you beat Jason and me? That's what I'm gonna
do. Chad, y'all think this is tough or no?
Wait hold on.
Yourself, my name is Chef, nice to meet you.
Your whole...wait, what?
Yourself, my name is Chef, nice to meet you.
Yourself, my name is Aijin, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Not going to lie, Agent Jeff you slend out?
Where's my phone?
Chad, where's my phone?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Yo, Agent Jeff, I want to see your six pack, bro.
Hey, you're skating cars.
I love you.
Guys, can we really make food, please?
Chicken breast.
Rice.
Broccoli.
We'll fit you in broccoli.
I'm getting going, Bakur.
One, two, three, and broccoli.
It's bad luck, Sean.
One, two, three, and broccoli.
200k viewers, Jeff is crying back. No way we got 200k viewers now. Let's go man
Let's go boys
Speak to me
Hello?
Who made all these meals again?
Hello?
What's happening?
Cucumber 150 grams.
What would I do for the cucumber?
Taser underscore face cheered.
X100.
Taser underscore face cheered.
X100.
face cheered x100 do a backflip or crack an egg on your head bro do something amazing
underscore face cheered x100 do a backflip or crack an egg on your head bro do something
amazing
I don't want it. I don't want it bro. I don't want it. I don't want it.
No, I can't do a backflip bro. It's too hard.
150.
150, 150, 300.
All the way.
Come on, man.
I'm done.
I can't reach out, I'm cooking right now.
So we're out of bags.
And a cucumber.
What are you cooking, bro?
I'm about to boil my baby's chat.
And then I'm going to make some rice.
I just wish my coach this you guys know when there's people that you just want to talk
But like they just don't want to talk to you because like they just don't know how you know like how to be a conversation person
Like you guys don't talk about
Like look at this. I'm gonna show you guys a friggin like I'm standing sky and just leave me right I hate it
I hate it man, it's kind of funny.
Get your gray bands bro, they make, they look like they're good on you bro.
I probably also don't need gray bands, alright chat, that's the bottom one.
Let's try it on, I need it.
This is the top one.
Boom.
Look at that, it's red.
Now we need to make,
we need to make
something
shadowless.
Two rice tears I already did.
I couldn't want to read that.
Two eggs I'm missing.
Put that on my list.
2x or x, boom, x, then what else do you do? x, broccoli is done, chicken needs to be microwave,
ground beef and some whitewings
snacks! snacks is done
okay
I'm gonna make the rice shot
still smells pretty good
Three day old rice
Are you using some after-tracking food? I'm using Google sheets the one that my coach gave me but and I just didn't fall in it
Baby
He's make some fried rice and other truckers
I have revenue gonna be a W bro. Hey, baby
Where am I better from you?
What's the hydroplane 10 p.m. tonight?
That's about to be 180.
160 seconds?
Oh my goodness!
180, five.
We did it.
We did it, Chad.
We did it.
Let's make some fried rice.
Let's make some fried rice, boy.
We're back to work now, boy!
Bro, who is texting me, bro?
WADREF
It's just so sad, bro.
Just gonna take time.
I'm so sad.
from 135 to 225, 92 going gear can be stuff like that, what do you mean Kyro V, what
do I do?
See what I got a lot of beer in there, cat.
Actually, bro, do I actually have a lot of beer in the shed?
No way!
Man, how do I make you go on the right?
Does anybody know? Yes or no?
Nobody even chat, no! I'm gonna rip it!
I'm going to work this out.
It's chat frozen.
He's probably too high.
What's the moisture I need?
He's too high.
You're right.
We gotta add some butter, brother.
Add some butter, it's for me.
What is the milk? What is it? Do you need some olive oil, brother?
I made fried rice yesterday. It was so good.
Today it's just my head that's hitting the rock.
It's just not even a thing, anything.
Are you fucking dead?
I'm fucking these nuts!
Ha ha ha ha!
You're my right, you're sticking on the data!
Bro, that rice is kind of fire.
Thank you, guys.
Fist me!
Yes, Daddy!
Bro has no idea how to cook.
You should go bitch ass up.
You should go bitch ass up, mother fucker!
Where my dad's fucking fucking at you?
You really got that left in the door?
No, I'm sorry.
I didn't mess up with your fucking.
You need to shut the fuck up.
I'm sorry.
You need to shut it.
I'll stick it in the trash bin.
It's all good.
No! I ruined the pan.
No, man!
Try to ruin it, man!
Just getting out of here, eh?
Stand up in the jambots.
Ahhhh.
Where's the bloody cookies?
Oh my gosh.
Fuck!
Hi, I'm here to make a video.
I'm here to make a video.
There we go.
The victim's trash.
Everybody just talks about viewers, bro.
Nobody talks about...
Yo, Jeff. What you making?
Yo, Jeff. What do you need?
Sick of you, girl.
Sick of it, brother.
It's microwave to the right, son.
I need a grasp.
Now that's 213 bro, it doesn't make any sense.
There you go.
28.
Let's take a look.
Fuck you, bro.
Nah, it's being everybody, bro. I'm not intro.
I'm staying here, bro.
Fuck.
We'll see.
Fuck, let's take a look.
I
Have no mind why bro cuz I'm just trying to make food right I just broke my rice, bro, and then I have to deal with this fucking kid
Can't make food
My coach is fucking air balling me bro, I don't want to have this guy ignore me, this
guy literally controls my life, this guy tells me what to eat, this guy fucking tells me
what to do and he just ignore me.
What was that thing that someone said?
Your control freak?
I guess I am a control freak.
So fucking annoying, bro.
Like, at least read my message. I hate when people read more red.
But I'm just, I'm just cranky, bro. I haven't eaten anything.
I'm just stupid, bro. I don't know how to make food in the morning.
I'm just a chud.
Ground beef, cucumber.
Cucumber.
Two hundred!
Did I get a juice?
Blackberries.
Blackberry's Yosso Ice Cream. Where are you?
And um, have Yosso Ice Cream. Nice.
I just need water down for a fucking living, brother.
So we're out of Yosso Ice Cream as well.
I'm gonna go ahead and write that on my to-do list.
Yosso Ice Cream.
cucumber, make sure it's stored correctly so that my cucumber doesn't go bad and I
I can use it!
Ground beef.
Ground beef trap.
Bro, my fucking chicken's dead.
I
Not why you need a game wait shut the fuck up
I'm actually sick of it. I don't need to be in shit, huh? I just need to fucking eat
Okay, I'm just I need
Like, I just need to relax, you know.
You just, you just play around with it?
You think why don't you make it before I crash out?
Kimchi.
Ground beef.
Let's microwave this from last night.
See if this is well.
I should just do 30 seconds.
That's a one day.
How's it going?
We're going to put the sauce on the chicken.
Take it down, dude.
Get the fucking water.
Let's throw out these towels.
Let's use this spoon.
Let's go ahead and serve our small blackberries.
Put 100 grams of blackberries.
400 grams. Let's go ahead now and... Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
50 grams of kimchi.
And the last kimchi, I'm out of kimchi.
This is out of groceries.
I'm only spending $100 a day on broke.
I'm broke. I'm broke, check.
That's correct.
50 grams right there.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness!
That was chat so special.
It doesn't make any sense.
We'll just cut a slice of warm beef, 150 grams, and then we're done.
Ground beef, 150 grams, and we're done.
Let's go, baby.
Let's get it!
Well, we're actually like, bro, our fridge is an E.A.
Holy moly smoke, Sibardo.
I think he paid to kill yourself in here.
Oh, is there any mines on the stream?
No, I'm gonna just not talk until I get it.
I think this is the right way.
It's gotta be the mine on the stream, right?
Go upside down Penguin.
Start, Danny, everybody.
That doesn't want to reach me, okay?
Someone's on the last of the way right now.
Like, I'm pissed, so it's crashing out.
I don't know what I'm saying to girlies.
Now
I'm out of here.
Give me the fucking watermelon, bro.
Fucking rip it, man.
Give me the fucking watermelon, dude.
Oh, fuck me.
I'm eating off the ground.
I'm gonna fuck.
I'm sick and tired of my chat man.
You are! You are! You are! You are!
Chat can you guys please just let me eat
I'm crashing out.
Just wanna fucking eat my watermelon bro.
Fuck man, I'm not even cursing anymore bro.
You guys just made me cursin'.
Pfft!
Sick and tired of my fucking string brothers.
Hmm.
Why are you mad?
Cause bro
I just told you guys, the person that gives me this meal plan that's been controlling the
past two months of my life just told me today that I'm not a good friend.
It's like getting worse.
It's like it sucks losing a friend or having a friend think about you like that than
getting cheated on.
Because this guy has controlled my life the past two months and he's just leaving me on red.
And you guys just keep talking about viewers.
I go to make food for one second and I look at my chat to try to read a nice message and it's
You're everybody! Everybody! Like bro, I'm about to open this microwave and it's going to explode.
Thank you.
Like bro, look at how much that's mean
Like tell me eat man. I'm putting this on my set up and I'm going to live
Where's my trucker?
Where's my trucker, bro?
First time chug chug bro?
I shoulda drank a glass of water man.
Just can't bro.
The
You kid! I just took a piss everywhere!
Yass Queen!
Does that mean?
Alright chat, switch around again if you see.
I can't ban everybody now. You don't need to I'm gonna
Yo, what's going on guys in?
Yo chan back and back just made myself a lot of food man
baby you kid guys I guess in this picture my coach should we actually
box hydro season tonight so what's good coach just made my meal two and three I
have to substitute some stuff out you know I don't have cucumber anymore so I
I just added the veggies and stuff and um yeah man um I had blackberries over here some watermelon
because I don't have the yasso I scream anymore um I hope you have a good day coach peace out man
just air balling me just can't even understand how like someone could just eat ignore me bro
to be forced to fight here but those gotta think about it did he go outside
easy inside there's still a chest there he sees fucking speed and they get
eliminated that's gonna be a big loss for buggy and Zen 11th place 134 points
they really need to win in the last game of the day a certain number of
eliminations tacked on top that won't say it's impossible but definitely gave
themselves and uphill against mason jeff i can't keep anybody's box and the money
promising that's funny
the drive is good it's gonna be really really tough even for adin and mason
they're in the same position that bucky and zenward 130 ish points you
know this is not the time to drop the game at all you see even them looking to
play super passively right now so try to sit back he's takes the high ground
from Tom Tom and Jeff is pissed off right now is the call for the disengage
now the keys wants to continue to push through you know let's play your game
someone said isn't it mad expensive to keep this much box you're right guys
my bank account it's going broke bro that's it for keys and Diego plays
You guys like when I play the game?
Maybe 10 limitations minimum
So far they got themselves a little bit of...
Prime telling the tongue with someone else though?
What's he actually trying to do?
Dude is tearing my food
What the hell?
Hmm
I'm hungry.
Hmm.
Yeah, and even though they're like a mile away from the finish line, you have to respect
it.
What else can they do?
They literally need to play this like a cash cup.
Just run through the lobby and try to earn as much as they physically can, and hopefully
they're in place some points at the back end of it.
The maybe the the the thing actually look good
115 K viewers my goat the gold man
Let's go up Jack
Why are you team so plain
Why are any of these teams still playing?
W100k viewers bro? W100k viewers chat?
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
How do you close that?
How do you kill them now after eating them?
um
a lot better
yeah
It's been kind of wishy washy here at this point. They had contestion another point of team often
Can bots run ads?
But here you have it at least this time they give up themselves to help with 96 points
They are still in the game, but
Yeah
Yeah, I don't know chat. I don't know how many viewers do we have right now, bro? I
Don't know about him and chat. Oh, no
I
Don't know how to stream how do I turn on all like him?
Food actually doesn't make you taste like
Yeah, I think about surviving on the island with no food I would probably like kill someone
Yo, what's good
How is there more comments than likes, bro?
What are we doing?
Who's this guy from there?
Yo, Alexis, I love you.
Yo, Alexis, I love you, bro.
I love you, bro.
What?
Wait, should I try a viewer flex?
Yo, what's good?
I got 150k viewers.
What do you have to...
What do you have to say to them chat? We got 150,000 viewers right now. Let's see what this small streamer has to say to us
Why are you asking why don't you ask Asian is he body again is he botting again
Yo Jeff this is shameless well, what are you doing?
140,000 people type yo Jeff this is shameless
bro what are you doing 140,000 people type
Yo, Jeff, this is...
Mushomala!
What?!
Dude, why didn't he just say the N-word?
Actual viewers and he's botting 137,000 viewers!
I'm not barring!
Jeff, this isn't the way, bro!
I'm not barring!
Knock you out, boy.
Get mugged, boy.
Oh my god, I've got myself.
Get mugged, boy.
Excuse me
Give my little bro, how do you feel?
How do you feel how do you feel bro? How do you feel right now?
What are you eating? Why are you eating chocolate ice cream? You're not locked in
Why are you not locked in?
I'm gonna get back to eating art reformed more like deformed
You guys actually think I'm chopped you guys actually think I'm chopped
beyonds bro
oh my
yes
what?
gone, gone, gone
why are you guessing I'm shocked
what?
what's the worst thing?
they do still fight in here
um
and they call those pretty fucking scuba names I'll be honest
I lost the game
I was so mom jeez buying this high goddamn anything to stay relevant. I know right
You're lucky. I just got some food in me. I would have I would have just
Yeah, I didn't have who who rated Jeff Marlon did
Chat he has a myth rated me
I'm thinking that you're just going to swallow this as a hell here, not a bunch you can do about it.
Still having an ascended gaze, that was too good.
Accidentally calling yourself ascended gaze was too good.
Be used to me, Robo. Thank you, my Pitchybo.
It was always that franger. Soup come home.
No, Soup come home as a Vaginae.
Yeah, Pitchybo. I'm really glad you guys are here supporting me, bro.
Didn't you want to do a rise?
No.
Thank God I did it.
I wanted to know, turn me down.
Did you ever eat fool with your hands?
Not at all.
This is an infinite FNC as one flitch.
Now arc's flying down there.
It's already hard, but it's in the arc.
If I turn you down again.
Certainly knows me a little bit.
I'll probably let him not play with the milk.
It's kind of makes sense where I don't believe it.
Canada, I 140,000 viewers.
What do you have to say?
At least there's been like a mid player for like a while.
Can I just farm reactions?
It's not like nothing crazy to say.
When I have 140,000 viewers, what do you have to say?
You did it, Jeff! You did it!
I'm so proud of you, I'm so proud of you, Jeff.
No!
Wait, how do you see this Joy-Mate club for a long time?
What Joy-Mate club? What Joy-Mate club? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
What Joy-Mate club is so much at...
Wait she streams now?
Wait, what about me?
She always streams?
definitely see the most normal and most chill guy out of she always seems I did
not know that he was really really cool but he's not my actual brother I just I
guess like when the pop the balloon came out wait did she talk about me
check you know he came out first he's a balloon so here we go again can you tell
boomers my my this for games I'm sorry like you know this is like a dating
show like I can't like you just look like my brother you know yeah and I did
My balloon but I will say he seems so sweet like he definitely gives brother but like he seems so she loves me, bro
Let's buy this
There's a lot of you what she said about me
630 oh my god, I was like, oh yeah, we should do it we should um
Chat we should play scruples. Okay
Okay, I'm gonna sub to her only pants down bad
Bro, did she talk about me bro? Someone send me a clip. Did you talk about me? Oh wait? I don't want to say
I didn't even cannot say it. Sorry so much food. I don't even think I can't
She just did not talk about again
Um, a cupcake, damn.
Does she have her viewers order food for her?
That's insane.
I would never have my viewers order food for me.
I think they ran out of the choppers.
She didn't know you?
Bro, I'm so sad.
I'm the first person, bro.
It's not bad.
There was something weird.
That's good.
I like that.
Time to pop ice.
Or what is it called?
Mashed potatoes?
potatoes or cream cheese I don't remember okay let's see if canada answers
okay ready I'm gonna gift canada 50 50 cents what you think about what gift him
because I felt bad for fucking up his segment so chat we're gonna give to
canada because well she wants canada but canada's live she wants canada she
She doesn't want me, she wants canada chat.
She didn't even talk about me.
Secret stream, but that's worse.
Canada.
I wanted the gift canada.
That's insane.
What?
Someone is paying the chat. This is a lot of money.
Okay, let's see if canada answers.
Okay, ready? I'm gonna gift canada 50 cents.
Wait, I'm there on the bottle site chat.
It's project again, you see that?
I
Don't think I answered me but chat we're gonna get him we're gonna get him
I'm not behind you
money
bro what you don't get shit from you but hold on chat chat look at me in the face
right now I'm telling me I'm the one behind the view by
I'm not the one behind it bro you are yes
Listen, you guys don't want to believe me?
But me and this guy, this guy that has been viewed, what happened to my voice, yo what
just happened to my voice?
This guy that has been viewed by me, me and him both know that he's the one behind it.
You guys can believe anything you guys want, but I know that I'm not the one that's doing
it, because apparently you have to pay a lot of money to viewbot and I don't have
money right now.
I'm broke.
I think so.
I'm upset.
You need to pay bills at a new place.
I actually have two months free because I got a little deal with the apartment, so I don't have to pay this month or next month, by the way, so...
It's something.
Yeah.
No, that's crazy.
Wait, now I want to see what Kanata said about me.
Oh my God!
Y'all, Joe, if you're able to fit this!
So she goes into Kanata's chat, but not mine.
This is insane.
But what's his subs?
She's so rich.
She's got a follower goal.
Wow, okay, this is insane. She does not want me
She does not want me
When did he talk about this
Now I want to see what canada said about me
wait wait chat what's her twitch let's see if she ever touched my sh**
join me
she never touched my sh**
she does not want me bro
bro people are like realize it like brother people are clicking it five
hundred no way he is five hundred years yes yes yes yes that's impossible I don't
man one thing she wants you guys two three K back you have you guys think
you bad someone is paying 20 bands let's say Jeff to get you bought it 130 K
that's sickening what if it what if it's Elon Musk what if it's a what if it's a
billionaire that really loves me bro oh jeez bro oh jeez a little nervous bruh
oh jeez a little like he's like what are you guys saying it's gonna be Elon
He's just having fun, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm going to Jeff Shad and just fucking read it.
What's going on?
Yvonne doesn't know you?
Hey bot, number 1500.
Reporting from duty, thank you for the purchase.
Oh, hell no.
People are botting this chat this bad.
No!
Who's the guy that's been bullied about?
Okay, no, no, this is not real. This has to be paid.
People are just doing this, bro. This is not real, bro.
What man, Bucky?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. This is like 25 pay, by the way, to bought this many viewers.
How many real viewers does Jeff actually have, do you understand?
He's got to have at least like, bro, he's got to have like 2, 3, like 3k, easily 3k.
Just because like well people are like realize it like brother people are clicking it
Five hot now. I know what he is
Yeah, I'm in real viewers you think I have that all I would say like two three K is gotta be yo canada
I'm not gonna go 200k if he gets box. What is he doing?
Why is he boxing his chair?
1.6 max can anyone mm. Does anybody have a extension it doesn't cost 25k
It's like 3k for 130k.
No, bro.
No way.
3k for 130k.
Yo, how long do you guys think this viewer is going to do this to me?
You think he's going to do this to me for the whole year, bro?
What is this?
Okay, check.
It could be an Indian tech developer that just knows how to bypass Twitch, bro.
Or it could be Elon Musk and he's just having a good time.
He's having a blast making me a victim.
I think it's an Indian tech developer. Yeah, 970 bureau viewers. That's pretty good. That's pretty good
That's pretty good
Both
Oh god
Are we gonna wash skin
Wait, is this like a trap? Do I just look how much food I just ate chat?
boom boom
And then I gotta finish this beef and then I gotta finish these watermelons and
Boom, that's all my meals for the day
yo blooming discord bro I just wanna
bro blooming just has so much work bro
he has a girlfriend
okay I don't know if y'all heard
blooming's voice bro like it's so deep
bro it's just so nonchalant just so
deep bro like whoo like his voice is
so sexy bro I just okay so Josh
alright Josh called scare called
golden ozone qualifier land Liam
qualifier land it's top seven right now oh oh Skittles is close call bro threats
could overtake him here it's anybody's game right now 20 I think it's impossible
to quote he's just out of it wow man and then all these chuds down here
Bucky and Zen. Nooo! Bucky doesn't qualify for LAN! Damn chat! That's tough bro.
I wanted to see Zen in LAN. What a surprise. What is that? Why are you being weird bro?
Bucky was actually playing good. My girl just texted me.
She just said I'm going to sleep
She said good night handsome boy, what do I say? What do I say chat? Let me see y'all got some Riz
date night stream
mmm
She said work tomorrow. I'm gonna be like, okay, babe. I love you
Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs by
That's what I just said she just sent her emojis tell her you have a motion so now you're
leveling up okay okay I can manipulate her and I can make her watch my stream I'm a lot
of her chat work tomorrow no she actually does have work tomorrow with me wait tomorrow
Thursday yeah she gets off tomorrow I'm not I'm a set of picture hey oh my god I
have 120,000 viewers hey I have 120,000 viewers
Miguel waiting for her outside come on bro
Don't do that bro.
McGill is not going for it bro.
There's copy clicks in the glove.
looking very locked in I will say lucky 15 kill win I mean shit nothing to lose
everything to get to be great but what he always talks about
Never know could be heck there
Huh
You guys hear me can you guys hear me chewing on my food or no?
Are you guys human chewing on my delicious food?
Oh my god.
I can't even see you ta-
Bro, just lie to me.
That's 6.4.
Yo, guys.
I just got monetized on my YouTube today, yo.
Yaaaaaay!
Bro, this guy's doing so good.
I'm proud of him.
Damn, 120k viewers.
Hold on.
Not every allegation.
Yo!
Yo, I got 120k viewers right now.
You're trying to say something to my viewers.
I'm trying to say 500 views, three bands, six bands, 800.
But I'm making 15 cents a month.
All you do is eat.
Bro, I haven't ate all day.
You're copyrighted.
Yo, I got 120,000 viewers right now.
You're trying to say something motivational.
Holy freaking junk.
139k.
All right, Jeff.
Listen, I got you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Why?
Yo, Jeff, I have a layover in in in T. A. X.
I need that sound effect.
Dan, you needed to hear that month ago.
Wow. Stop bro. Stop.
Which one bro? You know me, bro.
All the sound effects to you.
The one right now.
Are you the G word first time chatter by the way?
This one this one or the inspirational no the inspirational one
I'm not click from the valley state of word
You is crazy
Good pressure. I need you to see any eat this meat. I just need fine. I'm pressure
All right, I want to try this on inspirational. I can't think about this. Oh
Oh guys no matter what no matter what like nothing try to make
Try to um
Have a good circle around you cuz a good
Yeah eat that meat daddy
Hydra wants to one the box me, bro
Are you ready for tonight go lab will I love
Yeah
Go live go live go live
Go live go live go live go live Hydra go live go live
Go live go live go live
Hydra go live go live I am oh you're live. Oh I had to scroll so far down my bad, bro
Where are you? You're right here. Come on, man.
Yo, Hydra, I'll send you my ad here right now.
Pull up the career, bro. We're gonna scrap, bro. We're gonna scrap, alright?
You ready, bro? You ready to cash these hands?
The career, bro. We're gonna scrap, bro. We're gonna scrap, alright?
You ready, bro? You ready to cash these hands?
Chat, y'all think I'm gonna win the fight? Yes or no?
He's 6-1, bro.
And I'm 5-6.
It's gonna be hard.
Blooming, are you in the stream?
Do I do this segment? Yes or no?
It might get to go and confirm and send in my address so he could pull up to my crib and we scrap up on the stream.
Or do I just go in my Fortnite segments?
I'm down and play some foreign emphasis I'm in a good mood charges a some
watermelon oh my god I haven't eaten my blackberries I mean my watermelon yet
side of Eddie bro I feel like Hydra's gonna leak my Eddie bro
The little kids actually choke on plastic that actually really
Bro eating the green you guys don't eat the green part of the watermelon
Send the antebro, I'm not leaking are you ready to get knocked out in front of a hundred thirty two thousand years
Yeah, that's fast.
Like where are we fighting, Hydra? In my apartment? Or in the grass? Like where are we fighting?
You wanna fight in the garage?
Or not?
I
Mean waffle house guys grab gloves
I'm gonna have to dodge hydro. I don't know. I don't know if my I don't know my manager's gonna be down
I feel like you're just gonna like I feel like you're just gonna punch me so like bad
you're gonna actually hurt me like you got no technique bro you're just gonna be like this
You're gonna just be like that. That's not any fight, by the way. Yeah, like
I'm not gonna teach you actually
Why are you like that?
That's a mean by first
Mean by buries guys
This game has more impact of a lot of people who realize who spent top 7, 4th and 2nd
at the major 1.
I'm getting back first, yes.
You only have to reload at least series left for a couple of times.
It's
Is that good?
Bro, watermelon is so good, bro.
And it hydrates you, too.
Send it, bro.
This guy wants to scratch so bad.
Hydra, if I win, what will you do?
Oh, no, no, no.
Miss, miss, miss, miss.
I can't miss that shot.
Thank God.
Keep doing what they're doing right now and just play consistent
We have a good club, it may still keep you straight out in that
Bucky!
What is up for good or bad?
What's a double?
Go on in pistol
Oh, they're happy to have you
Oh, gold pistol
Get out of the busking, come on
Throw him that aim
And there's your monkey
Oh, my...
It's a good one
I have an efficient group
Wait, oh my god, is it?
Come on
I guess I'm excited
Send it, bros, I can leave at this
I guess I'm excited
Swimming Shroom?
You have on lipstick?
Swimming shrimp you have on lipstick. I think it's just like
This is a little drama throw up
I'm gonna throw up chat
I'm gonna give you the most devious backshots you can't doggy style is the most nerfy thing
you can do my favorite is missionary bro like I could go I could go 15 minutes I
could go 15 minutes doing missionary unless I haven't seen my girl for like a
minute I probably not fast
Very great aggression
Um 127 K viewers. Yep 127 K viewers, bro
We're back
Come on come on come on
Now cowgirl miles is that the one where they're riding you but they're looking like they're
looking towards other direction I was kind of mad bro
Matt, I'll list my top three positions.
Missionary is my first.
Well, I'll list the most feeling good ones.
Missionary, top one.
Second one's riding, she's riding me and stuff.
And third one is doggie.
Now if I could last longer on doggie, I would do it.
But I don't like to nut fast, bro.
I like to I like to be like cracking for like a minute, bro. I don't know if y'all are like that, too
The thing about you're not fast
You don't have you don't want to you don't want to have sex here
Unless you're just so like unless you just so so horny
Like for me when I'm not fast. I'm done, bro. I'm gonna have to wait another 30 minutes, bro
So maybe like 15 minutes
I remember chat I didn't see my girlfriend a whole week because I was with my family in New York and then I
Went back to Texas. The first thing I did was go to Walmart and buy some
picking
Flowers saw her cracked her that night
We both cracked each other that night and we both knutted in each other at the same time
It was so cool. That was like the first time that we knutted at the same time
Like it bro. I'm telling you right now chat sex is just like it's all like
vibes, bro
Like if you have good vibes bro
Oh shoot, I forgot I was streaming.
I thought I was talking to someone I'm not even trolling.
My bad chat.
Sorry about that.
My bad guys.
Underage.
Hey bro, if you know you know.
It's almost it.
Make sure you guys use Connors.
You don't want a little kid, you don't want a little kid running around you know what I'm saying.
You guys get a little kid running around.
Strap throw.
Three boiled eggs or a protein shake?
Probably eggs.
Eggs will make you full.
Eggs will make you so much fuller than a protein shake.
they're boiled too like you eat the whole thing the yellow part 20 don't sell bro 20 oh my god
You just get
Just wrap it up, bro
Just wrap this up, bro
Wait 20 killed one
My god, 20 can actually call in
One new one 20 don't sell don't sell 20
Come on come on 20
20 bro, you had a good chance
No, he was it. No, it wasn't equal in
Damn chat, that's tough, bro
That's tough little bit shot bubbles to a super line
I
Beated in clubber
Oh my god, just got grief, bro
Jays got grief
You know how you've been Asian Jack?
It's been good dude.
They have got...
Chad what are you...
Just shocked medley.
It's called medley shock.
Chad life has been good bro.
I was a little bit mad earlier but
just had to get some food inside my body.
You know what I'm saying?
by the way click on my name think a lot of upcoming let's forget about this
true don't ruin your future in cloud for cloud that's I'm talking to you guys
Don't shame somebody and open for clock. It's gonna do it back to you
Damn bar feel bad for bucky, bro
Jeff have you shamed tomorrow I haven't even watched you in a woman in the school room. Yeah, I should remember day, bro
Maybe now on the weekends
This is boomy and stream.
Got boomies on stream.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, woo!
Okay, I've been bad.
Jab one into the fight, bro.
Do I send Hydra or am I freaking Hydra, bro?
You have your physique starting to look a lot better.
Do I send Hydra my address?
Call 2, I'm not going to get banned.
I'm not the one to be banned.
Look, I'll do it again.
Before I do that, let me see.
I'm not the one to be banned.
again and before I do that let me see how my tweets doing am I still live on
tiktok oh my god I'm still live on tiktok yo it's good tiktok um yeah look I
already tweeted out towards twitch like getting viewbot and stuff there's
nothing I can do I don't think they even responded but if you want to see
something that's positive we got a picture of the triple threat
oh shoot
triple threat Marlene Marlene you guys get it
Oh man, me for it. I got everybody mad me for it
You made it
So yeah, I can't reach out. No behind the scene my man dress reached out
I got a hundred K viewers
China's so tough, bro
So tough, dude.
Bro.
Yo, one sick thing that I love doing, champ. I love watching TikToks with myself.
That's sickening, dude, champ.
That's sickening, dude.
Nah
Jeff you need a look smacks
Nah you more handsome
First time in a long time, hiding deeply inside.
Trust.
Trust who?
Stop licking your lips.
to us who stop licking your lips wait you're not supposed to lick your lips
when you're an acutee oh my god I gotta take my acutee stop licking your lips
shit all fucked up son my bad bro
try my last two pills of acutee
I'm Jason Liv Chair, act 100 stop licking your lips shit all fucked up son
One box, three, two, one, turn.
Alright, and we have no more water, GGs in check.
And the last pill.
Thanks for the one bit, bro. Don't spend it on, don't spend it on one place.
My friend was on acutine, it was so dry, I started to bleed. Yeah, that's one of the side effects on acutine.
You get dry lips, dry nose, dry eyes.
Maybe sometimes even dry hair. I don't know hairs skin if they're in the same category. Let me know on that
Wow, so popular, can you build a wall though?
You only have a long and short bar, but you can't really get so blind?
Can you slow it down?
I don't know if he's chillin, I don't know if he's guaranteed
What is the fuck with the ult fight?
I mean, isn't it just cheaters?
Slaal about
Oh shit, threats is out.
Am I doing a good beam parter or no?
So, you know, Jack has 1.7 million cards, so 130k viewers, bro.
Yeah.
No, actually probably have 1.7 million viewers, you check.
That's so many followers.
That's a good feeling.
Good kill, my boy.
No, you're watching other viewing parties.
Oh my god, let's go!
Purposefied win!
if you're a craze if you're a Kingaling like this,
you can't afford now.
Kingaling, ling, ling, ling, ling, ling.
Kingaling, ling, ling, ling, ling, ling, ling, ling, ling.
Some of the top teams going down.
Kingaling, ling, ling, ling.
Dude, you know what's crazy?
This is going to be a campfire story chat.
I'm going to get interviewed in a podcast
and we're like, so Jeff, what made you blow up, man?
So I fell off, and then it was a downhill from there.
But then all of a sudden I got a view bodied.
and I guess in a way I faked it until I made it
Yeah, man, and yeah, but I just started streaming every day and
One of these days I want to meet my group. I want to meet my view bothers, bro
I want to meet my view bar in real life. Boom. That's gonna be the exact story. I'm gonna tell
The podcast interviewer guy trap
Should make it least obvious your man
your man
Bander from Jack
Why is this only viewers on my prime's back?
I'm back. Yeah, your career is booming. My career is booming.
No way skittles had soul culture. What? Threats died!
Brother, threats. What is selling, bro? Bro had everything.
Come on, man.
Yo, Boogah!
I'm a Dimer Dimer!
Ricegum Posting you?
Sayon got Ricegum Posting me.
Boogah!
Think that a Primer Dimer, brother?
Appreciate you, money.
Appreciate you, brother.
Man City threats equals girl city protects.
I don't get it.
Explain it.
Wait for it to open up now. He's gonna give that opportunity a chance to explain it
Still more zone to open up up for Skittles
He's just looking for any solos to take down any opportunities to take advantage of
Bro I feel like Skittles is gonna choke. Oh shoot. Oh, oh, oh, no, no, I just cringe. No, I just cringe
No, I just cringe. He's just so small
I think I'll throw it in the air!
Nooo!
Nooo man!
Wait, there's actually a solo quest to explore land.
Chai, y'all know adrenaline is like a real thing in Fortnite?
Oh, oh, if you got the one right now, well I have a lot of viewers, cause it's not rated me bro.
That's one more point to be eliminated elimination points plus placements. Oh my shoulders out beer here moments
Go we saw Jason Liam work together to take down another two shot big boy
That's a good spot dragon trying to do what he can and trying to fizz could this be another opportunity for dragon and creon
To go for high ground right now back that Nick and skinny
No, no, no, no, no, no
Trying to get to the front just like everybody else in this game
Jeff Boss Kassna viewers? Nah, Kassna rated me, Shaq.
Shaq, Kassna rated me.
Dragon RG Minecraft War Grant 2.
Holy there's no way this kid still plays the game. I'm actually like oh my
Hispanic brothers go gotta be supporting Dragon Archie bro.
VAMOS!
Oh, he just died.
No!
Guys, Kaisa's not ridin' me guys so he uh, ridin' me.
I don't know if you guys know but Kaisa's not ridin' me, sure.
Everybody is trying to clutch their spot at 299 the image is you gotta imagine they're king of land quality as well
292 and counting they open up that one take a bad peak one of them goes down
Yeah, I'm so in charge for internet. She's got his face. I felt that one
Hey king of land
No, man, you fat fingered bro. You should have thirsty
With the sharkman fall just put the cherry on top here. Oh hell. What the macro that I just witnessed brother
And then back to meet here
He didn't even realize it was a player under the cone in the box that he was in when it showed
this game has been
Brother oh my god. He almost made it
Does Yuz cool grandstriker on the weekend meanwhile. Yeah, I don't know why they're still playing
bro has 150
Bro has 150 points and is playing for no reason. I respect it though. I respect it
bro has no air in my life the loss of plot they're gonna be up above trying to
go ahead and win this last and why are these people still playing the game just
just back out bro just back out no point situation here a lot of who calls
grants let's see who calls your answer eliminated one of two solos will go
down yugs and shark man they're just showing bro just just just killing man
Wait, wait, wait, oh I thought they were on the other side too.
Alright, let's see who qualifies Grants.
You mean Lan?
Yeah, I meant Lan.
What happened?
Wait, chat.
Skittles is in the show's face.
I'm gonna drag. I guess you want to drag.
Wait, chat.
Skittles is in the show's face.
Oh, joint.
I don't know if you think it's joint.
Oh my God.
You know, he's definitely cool right now.
Yo. Yo, Skittles.
Two of a five.
Oh my God.
If I was in this, I would have won by a mile, it was me for real.
Stay on God's Skittles, doesn't want us to show his face.
No way you're that insecure, you don't want to go to land to show your face.
Yeah, I know it.
Obvious, obvious.
Bro, it cannot be that bad, game.
Can we watch Instagram Rills?
I mean, that's obvious, bro.
We know Skittles is not on the land, bro.
We knew that, Chad.
We knew that.
Wow.
That was a great LCQ, bro.
Dude, you cannot be that chopped, bro. There's no way you're that chopped. You don't want to go to land.
That's so, that's not real.
All right chat, are you guys ready for the next streaming segment?
Are you guys ready?
The next streaming segment.
Type 1 in the chat if you are listening to my petite voice for now.
Me and Hydra Season are gonna be 1v1 box fighting.
Not in 4 Night.
9 4 Night.
But in real life.
At 10pm, let me send him out of here, let me send him out of here, chat to Hydra to
pull up right now.
I'm going to be having an actual fight.
That's not even happening, so we have to go watch Agent Jeff.
30 minutes!
Oh my God, I need to get my camera.
I have to fight Agent Jeff, boys.
Kill him.
I will
Can you some of this?
Can you send me the soundboard?
Savvy
Say oh god your play was Savvy
This guy is raising up Savvy bro
Well Savvy, just say hi
I'm not fit hot
Jeff
No way, hi Jeff
I said hi, he said tell her I said hi, no way, yeah there's a difference
All right chat, but what's the sound effect though?
Listen chat, we about to fight Hydra season, I wish Hydra the best of luck, I'm 5-6,
A lot of you guys all, I'm on 6-1, I'm short, I'm a little bit worried, um, post-game interview
and I'm a little bit worried, you know, Hydra is 6-1 in real life, so I don't know how that's
gonna go, but he's gonna be my crib in 30 minutes chat.
Are you guys excited to see me box Hydra?
Let's see some energy in the chat.
Where's my chat at?
Let's see how, let's see, we got 100k viewers right now.
see how excited the chat is. Wow this chat's moving bro. Yo big WB thank you for the two
viewer rate man appreciate bro. Weak ass two viewers my bad. Five hours bro. Wow my chat's
moving bro. Holy I missed this man. I miss my chat moving this fast bro. Y'all remember
the last time I chat move this fast chat look at this it's reminiscent about the
past bro
look at this chat
where is it? where is this chat? the last time my chat moved fast chat
Yo remember this bro? Where is it?
This one? Nooo
It's this one
Yo remember this?
Yo what's going on guys? I just finished Open, we ended up 20 snakes, had a few rough games at the end
but we're gonna finish our stronger team up
Holy I was chudded bro
Jeff used to be fab bro
Now I'm Mollying bro.
Do I look the same or no? Be honest.
Wow, I really did have a low, bro.
This is when I didn't owe the IRS money bro, when life was simple bro, when I was just
a little foreigner kid living in his mom's apartment bro, life was better bro, life was
better bro he came back bro it's cuz you got out of polluted polluted new york
I'm gonna mess this up for sure. Okay ready? Sprint Sprint jump
Wait, why was I so bad back there?
Dude why was I so bad back then
Yo, you got the old glasses? Wait, are these the same glasses?
I want you! I want you!
Yo, GG fun!
I think that's two of the two most.
W-W-W-W
Thank you, brother.
Tell me, kid, tell me.
Appreciate you, man.
Appreciate you, buddy.
I
Appreciate my brother
Where's the health bars that oh, they're on the top left
Be so emphasize
Www
Www was so sexy bro. This is all very miss man. Now. He's just ego tis to go doesn't want to play with me
does of every team he plays of every team in that leaves him just does better than
him like he'll just he'll do anything but play me bro like I don't just I just
don't get it man like all right he's just
I want to see the arrow moments
Yo
Hello
Bro, are you smoking weed right now, bro?
No, I just got woken up from my godly sleep schedule, bro
What's up?
You're boxing hydrogen, right? Yeah, pull up to my crib
You got like a big area to find out. Yeah. Yeah, I got a good area
That's your good area. Don't worry about it. Just pull up to my crib, bro. It's how I do running ones
All right, pull up bro start driving. I'm sure you man
All right chat. We got a fight in 30 minutes chat. Y'all think I'm gonna wait chat
Should I get some electrolytes real quick cuz I just
Me me just not gonna lie you boxing or boxing bro. Let me just do some shadow boxing real quick. Hold up
All right, I'm done
10k on Jeff bro, bro. He's 6-1 bro. I'm 5-6 gay
It's gonna be hard bro
I'm gonna be and I just eat like I need to like chat. What do you do when you eat and you're like
Got a lot of food in you
Look at him bro
He's nervous chat
I can see it on his face
I'm gonna go fight Asian Jeff bro
I can see it on his face
He's nervous bro, I can see it on his face bro look at him
I'm out of breath. Proud times to move your head
Wait, wait Blake broke up with Somerset
wait summer said broke up a break no stop bro that's insane that's insane
bro is it bad if I get a dopamine boost every time Jeff reads my comment
that's not bad that just means like I'm your favorite shumer and you love me and
stuff I'm saying I can't believe I made it this far yeah yeah was that shot back
then be honest bro do I miss my mom's food I could probably make that myself
now okay let me let me show you guys what you know I'm like over Jeff explain
it holy I was fat
one time you're coming over 30 minutes look at that tomato egg if y'all are
Asian you know where this is at okay tomato eggs with eggs with tomato
basically some chicken look at that chicken one look at that look at how
crispy and burnt it looks so good so good and then some shrimp y'all up
Yo, oh, I thought Bible study got cancelled today
No, I can't so I lose your sick. So Josh is gonna host
Oh shoot
I'm streaming right now, bro. I I was gonna go back. I like I read it as like it got cancelled. I
Don't know if I can probably can't pull up tonight
Okay, I'll come next week though
my bad girl so yeah oh yeah I just I could go Bible study right now bro
this is a fine line bro streaming or Bible study I could pull up right now
though
It's up to me, bro.
It's really up to me.
Who was out on the phone?
It was this guy man, the gym, bro, and he invited me to a Bible study and then this
has been history from there, bro.
Just full self-driving to the study, bro.
No, it's not that.
I have the box hydro in 20 minutes.
I probably would have been in the stream, too.
I don't know, man.
I feel bad now.
I thought I got cancelled bro.
Look how fast my chat moved chat.
Look at that.
Look at that chat.
Not even my chat right now moves as fast as that.
That was a real, real prime chat back then.
All the viewers are not grown up now.
That's the looky facts
That's the looky facts do I really did get leaner bro
Maybe I'm the baddest yeah, I
Just saw a Twitter clip of XCC watching your stream where'd you see it?
Where'd you see it? Oh Chad, I gotta get a lead, bro. I gotta get a lead if I wanna
put the WC. I just skipped Bible study, bro. I feel like a thought. I feel like a chud.
Am I degrading myself right now?
For feeling like a chug?
Chatting in my stream and just go to Bible study?
Like I actually been feeling very distant from God lately.
It's all good for the next week bro.
He sounded so sad when I said like, he sounded sad on the phone when he was like, oh okay.
Like I don't usually turn people down bro.
But also like I didn't go to Bible study last week and then this week too. So that's two studies. I missed already
Last week I missed it because I was doing the dual stream of ROG and this week I missed it again
Because I thought it was canceled, but they switched hoses. So it's like, oh my goodness
Just read the Bible drone it's not even like that though. It's like just like
It's not even that it's like the group of people that I it's like people my age and
Then like it makes me realize there's more of the life than the shimming
Like it cuz when you get like blue me you low-key made me locked into the shimming. This is your fault, but it's a good thing
but um
Like bro when I like once about a study like I maybe appreciate life more you know I mean
Like I just would I just I just felt so good after like Bob was like you like I just feel like I just felt like I just felt like
Just really like grateful for life
Just last stream one in background now, I can't do that if I stream I have to be present I can't just leave my stream
AJ
People don't people don't like that
I'm saying
You know I'm saying money
The boss will like it all my way now. Yo, boomie. Are you in the stream? I'm gonna um
I'm gonna do the segment bro. I think it'll be good clips. I'm gonna knock out hydro season
He's pulling up to my crib right now. I'm gonna go downstairs to my apartment. I'm an Iro stream it
I'm gonna get mic'd up and then
I'm just gonna play reload till he comes from my house
You know what I'm saying?
Look at that prefire bro.
Jeff, you need a lean one by tomorrow to play the Fortnite you got tomorrow.
Salem got a lean one by tonight.
In reload?
What rank am I right now?
Yo, I need a grind!
I'm about to stay up tonight.
Do I actually need a lean?
And then I need to find a duo as well.
No man.
Chad who do I do it for EWC?
Baby, I'm the baddest yeah
This guy's wearing my hoodie in real life
Oh man.
No man!
Dual Faxity.
Guys, do you guys think I'm a nice person or no?
Or do you guys think I'm a bad shimmer?
Can we hear the full boxy draft if I don't read my chat yet?
I'm just not so long when I read my chat.
If I fully don't read my chat and immerse myself into the game, I can't different more.
Yo, gang.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go, Muddy.
I'm a victim, huh?
I'm a victim, bro.
I'm a victim wait.
Jason wants to do no headgear.
I'm gonna be a brain dead kid after.
Jason had to get some good punches on me.
Ah, shit's over bro, it's just over bro.
Who is spending this much money for these bots bro?
Chat bro, I have something I need to tell you, it's been getting on my head bro.
This whole time chat.
This whole time chat, I have something to tell you.
No, I'm just kidding.
Someone with crazy bread should be doing it, bro.
So who has crazy bread?
It's gonna do the water game.
You.
There's no way you guys think I'm rich.
I literally told you guys this.
I'm projected to go broke in June, bro.
And when I'm projected, I have budgeted out three months, bro.
Three months.
If I don't lock in by June, I will be broke.
It's over.
Homeless. File for bankruptcy.
It's over, Shrek.
Got to lock in.
How long do you guys read the Bible for every night before that, Shrek?
Because this is what I do. I just read one, one...
I just read one Psalm verse, or one Proverbs,
like five proverbs verses and then one section section section like like math
you
then i just close my eyes you go to sleep one hour in the morning and pray
long at night bro like how long you talking bro
Does that just be like God favorite today?
I pray for him something.
You know what I'm saying?
The box?
Yo, gay.
Shouldn't have taken the vacation bro, I know bro.
If we didn't take the vacation bro instead of having 100k viewers, we would probably have 200k right now man.
Which is so unlucky bro.
Should have just never took the vocation chat, it's just a shame man.
We all know what Echo Sky does before bed.
Echo Sky, what do you do before bed bro?
Let the chat know right this instant.
It's not because it's a candy man, I'm just trolling bro.
Everybody with messages, I'm so used to them, I'm just to synthesize bro.
This is a, I'm not even, I don't even care what you guys say anymore.
I'm just focused on what I need to do.
Got a straight vision.
Stream to 11 PM, end my stream, go to the gym,
go to sleep, wake up, pin stuff in my butt,
make breakfast, go to boxing training, come back home,
Make a lunch, go live, stream to 11, and do that.
Do that, do that, do that, do that.
I don't care what you guys say,
I don't care if you guys are hating on me,
because if you're not getting hated on,
you're only doing something right, you feel me?
The big Victor V live.
Victor V, brothers.
I wonder if you mean that give me that give me that bro it's impossible to not
succeed even consistent that's facts bro just like in boxing training it's
impossible to to not know what you're doing in the ring but that I wear
Is that right? It's impossible not to know what you're doing in the ring if you're trading
every day till the fight. Unless you're just a vegetable.
into game and Jeff in the game is scary shit don't be chill long bow
Chad, is Hydra in my house yet?
Yo, this guy has a pull-strap though, I got to lock him.
180?
This guy's a abuser.
Box?
TWIRD!
PISSED ON!
NINJA!
What time is it?
Oh my god, my Indian neighbors
gonna get mad at me for being loud.
Yo Chad, didn't say the N word, right?
I'm good.
I'm scared, bro.
One of these days, bro,
I swear I'm gonna just rip it, bro.
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna just rip it, bro. It's gonna come out
Nazumi underscore gamer just subscribed Nazumi. Thank you for the tier one daddy
Chat how do I make my schedule so I can go live earlier?
But like brown losing myself for streaming bro. This is what I exactly was talking about. I just get Bible study today
oh my goodness I just caught that guy in a freaking flytrap bro I just caught
that guy in a freaking flytrap bro I've been locked in I've been locked in
trap. I've been locked brother trust me. Oh man. I'm not locked.
Oh
Bro, where do I even looting the tower or the right side?
Building we take big balls big balls are for big boys
No. Let me up. Let me up! No, man. Yes, sir? Yes, sir? Yes, sir? We're back. We're
back. We're black. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. We are
back. Why do I not have no audio? That's why. Can you guys hear enough? I just realized
this whole game I've been playing with no audio you're trash kid
Yo, this guy bro.
I need to kill the one, I need to kill the black one.
He has a pulse level.
I win.
Nah, I win.
Nah, I'll win.
It don't pee, shallow, don't pee.
Nah, I win.
Bro singing songs from his motherland.
Where's this Blackster now? I need to put him down.
Come here boy! Get back to work boy!
of
GG's! GG's, brothers!
What's that? Was that right?
Jep Hydrate.
Now I need to get a lead, bro.
Dude, this is gonna be hard.
What else do I need for a lead?
Wait, you said I need to get a lead, right?
Nah, I'm real, right, Trap?
So that should be like...
Platinum 2...
Platinum 3...
That should be like...
About 6 or 7 good games.
6 or 7 good games...
I'm gonna be chilling.
Jeff Dunn came up.
Hit the ult.
Yo man, might grab me from the throat and choke me and then throw me against the lockers.
Oh my god.
I'm a buzz at the oh
Can you send me it okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Let me find it right?
the
Jeff how much money you making this month? Oh
No, I don't run it
Who wants to know how much money I'm making this month? I
Don't run it
All right, bro
All right, it's so sad, bro. I'm really the only four-in-shrim. I just looked at I just looked at all these foreign shimmers
And they're all in slots already
Anything for the fries better anything for the bread filming. What am I fed up from New York?
Hey, man fries this as we're in say yo mom's revenue bro. How much money have you made off this stream?
check why you guys care about how much money I made why don't you guys care
about how much money you make mmm that was tough that was tough bro
hope we trying to pocket wash bro how much do you guys think I made off the
be honest how much money you guys
they have made this stream chat
hundred bucks let me check don't look at my glasses reflection I'm looking right
Wow, I earned that much money over last week. I'm him. No, I'm him. No, I'm actually him Wednesday
Wednesday, damn. That's insane. Yo, you roll raggy thing for 5 to 20 months, bro. Thank you, brother.
On the 124,000 viewers, okay, bro
Yeah, should I fight Jason bro?
Shackle Jason know how to get your truck. I let him know right off underscore. I'm actually really happy about my cry
Listen, I might cry this room. I'm the one hundred twenty-four. Thank you. Like noises are so annoying
bro a few month I'm gonna do a little I'm gonna do like one of those stable and
all those status check but you guys gotta get me to open up once I open up I'm
gonna start crying like I'm gonna be honest bro a few months ago I didn't
know what I was gonna do in my life bro how does it go let me give you guys
okay just like Chad just tell me like what to tell you guys bro because like
the moment I opened up the dragons on the way no now's not the time for this
I want to like give a motivational story to my viewers even if these viewers are fake, okay?
I'm not even kidding
I'm not trying to get you guys into religion or whatever you guys can obviously believe what you want
You guys don't even have to believe in God
But I'm not even kidding. I pray to God for times like this bro
Literally even if these viewers are fake bro. I
Got it literally sat in my bed right there
I had night after I finished everything I needed to do.
I closed my eyes, I talked to Goddess, I said, God, I prayed for time like this.
I'm not going to tell you guys exactly what I prayed for, but I prayed, bro.
Okay
I'm like sitting on the edge of my sea I need stop doing that
Let's put this food on the side
Oh yeah, and my girl- oh my god. I need to tell you guys my lore. For all my real viewers
in the chat, then no need to watch me every day. No! No! I'll take this chat back!
For all my- for all my real viewers in the chat, bro. Y'all remember a few months
ago I got evicted and I was I didn't know what to do in my life and I literally
said I literally said we're gonna look back at this a few months later and we're
gonna laugh about it and now what are we doing we laugh about it I'm in my own
apartment I'm finally settled in like I promise you check whatever you go
through bro I'm not in this thing to get this here inside bro whoever you are
I appreciate you, but thank you so much man. Generally, bro
I think you just got shy and didn't want to show me a real username, but I appreciate you bro
Like chat bro, like this is motivational, bro
Like wherever you guys are in your life right now. I promise you everything is temporary, bro
You could lose it all in one second for something like literally me. You could lose it all you can also gain it back
That's just how life is
temporary temporary nothing is permanent, bro
Nothing is permanent bro in this world
And you just have to hold your ground, bro
Because as men bro, if you guys are guys
When we turn 24 years old your brain develops your frontal lobe develops
And you you start thinking of logic, bro
You know I'm saying well, I don't know yet because I haven't developed my brain yet
but
Dude like it's crazy, bro. I literally got evicted. I didn't know what I was gonna do. I got cheated on
Like there's been so much stuff that been happening in my life that same that's not even like
That's not even as worse as other people
All right, boomie
So no way my brain develops this year. Yeah, one day you just apparently one day you just wake up and your brain just turns on
That's what I think it's called the
Frontal lobe development or something. I know
and you got back there bow bow bow bow bow but seriously like the feeling that I
was feeling I was like I'd never felt more rock bottom I literally cried in the
car and I would just go to the gym to escape my problems because I couldn't
escape on the train every time I would go live I would feel depressed and and
feel like shit because I put my worth to my viewers and I still do that to
To these days like you guys make it all these shimmers that you watch like you guys brainwash them into making them think that their viewers
Is what they're worth and we as a as a whole now that I'm the most number one view shimmer
I speak for everyone like I mean we need to stop as
Viewers to you guys got to do your part you guys got to stop
Stop saying yo you fell off to people were for oh my god
You're on a combo, but yeah, you can take compliments, but like just stop
stop making viewers everything
talking to you guys like stop
these streamers you guys
like especially if these people do it every day
like it gets to their heads
and i'm one of them like
it gets to your head bro
so stop doing that
yo! i'm not in the theater, not in the theater bro
ttv starts for press, that's just fine
fine then i'm unfollowing bro
you can go ahead and follow me bro, i don't want to have someone like you in my community
That doesn't support me.
Like...
I want everybody to just listen to what I have to say, bro, like...
A lot of these shimmers aren't gonna be swimming forever.
I'm the problem now, I'm gonna be swimming forever.
Like...
I'm gonna be just thrilled with you.
Like, a lot of these shimmers have backup plans, bro.
And like, you mean...
Like, unless they're like all rogene, you're just swimming for the rest of your life, like...
We're not gonna be like forever.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
We used to look up to you ninja and now I'm the ninja, bro
You know I'm saying I'm the ninja now
So like you guys are gonna be on the come up. It's gonna be random people in the club
The shimmy won't be my job forever, bro
What are you headed about gaining
That guy just does not have fingers.
Well, what are you gonna win against CS, bro?
When I put the time in grind and have a good draw so I don't get griefed by the people that are weak.
I'm telling you right now like these people are just not even just these streamers everyone
you guys switch up so fast and it's hard to tell who's the real ones and who's not obviously
I see the real viewers that are in mushroom every day I'm looking at my channel now I
I see the viewers are in mushroom every day, but there's so much people that come in here and switch up. It's insane
It's honestly insane and it's it's it's it's something I have to deal with because I'm in this industry
But bro people switch up so freakin fast bro. It's actually genuinely
Not disgusting, but it's just like it's just insane brother
And that's just all it is it's a cloud fest twitches just a cloud fest bro
they used to call Jason the wean Asian Jeff now they call me Jason the wean
like it's just insane though box downward peace that did not work
No.
Stupid.
Stupid boy.
Oh.
There's no mask down here.
Oh.
And...
She wanted it.
I'm crazy.
No, I'm deaf.
No, I'm crazy.
Nah, I'm money.
No, baby.
Maybe five real people would love to see me.
I'm not.
Maybe 5 real people in here bro.
What's the chat saying right now?
Sorry I was locked in.
This viewbotter lowkey bless you? He did.
He did kinda bless me bro.
I don't know...
I don't know what's gonna happen, you know?
I could get banned tomorrow.
Twitch could bypass him.
The Indian Dev could just have his hacks patched or whatever.
I don't know bro.
It could be an Indian guy.
It could be Elon Musk.
bottom me it could be a very rich multi-billionaire that just has fun and
just wants to see me back my prime it could be anybody bro I still don't know
who the viewbotter is and we just gotta embrace it bro we just gotta embrace it
every day I mean I tweeted it again I tweeted at twitch support y'all can I
do anything about it someone to get me what they what they could let me know
about it I'm so ready for response of them like my manager told me that
there's nothing I could do. Just gotta just gotta embrace it bro. You know what I'm saying?
It's low key a blessing in the skies bro. It could be you. It's not me bro. I don't
I told you guys I only spent $200 a week. I don't know how much viewbotters are
or how much people pay whatever. I'm not familiar with that scene. You guys
can probably ask neon. Like I don't do this intentionally chat. Like I'm
serious. Like I'm not viewbotting myself intentionally and gasping you guys
into thinking that I'm the one or that I'm not the one like I genuinely have
never view-bought it a day in my life in my career and I've been doing this I've
been shooting for like
Dude! I'm gonna rip it!
I'm gonna rip it.
Holy frick dude. That kid does not want to die and I have the worst shot in man half
time brother.
Are you sure you're Drake later?
Of course, bro.
Me and Drake are boys, bro.
Wait, Chad, is Drake a pedophile or no?
Cause I heard something like where he was like, where people don't care if he's Drake.
Is that actually real?
Or is Drake...
Like you know how Kendrick Lamar was like, was dissing him in the songs and stuff?
Was that like all fake or was that actually real?
I'm probably gonna hold country watching
Bro's got a whole country watch it's hydra in my house yet
Oh shoot, I got a cold 15 minutes ago
See how the guys do all that.
Y'all I'm in the open man G's brother.
Wrap it up brother.
How big is this rock?
He's driving.
Dude I saw a clip where Saber Ronaldo and XTC were like, so what are the people that
I love love like what's their end game and there's this is funny bro because why
do all like the big people like just end up doing something bad bro like it
doesn't make any sense like when you like when you achieve so much money
you're just so bored you know still it's actually insane
He's gonna try to down piece me.
167?
What?
I just blanked this here, didn't he?
I
Pistol brother give me that golden sands. Hello, brother
No, brother. I'm from New York
I'm from New York. Let me get a bacon egg and cheese
Every time I join up you go up 30 40,000 viewers. I
I guess I'm just I guess you're just him, bro
It's probably a brother
Back to back wins incoming boys
I'm gonna stop and stop, I'm gonna run away.
The niggas talk, they walk back, they say like the choir, I'm standing up, I'm on the
scene and I'm thugging it, black on my hips, you know that I'm close, I kiss me, I'm
How many steps that I get today where's my Apple watch?
Where's my Apple watch at?
I'm just not getting 10,000 steps a day like I used to bro like sure. Let's just make me chops
Huh, I'm going for a three-mile run tonight. I'm not even gonna go to gym
I'm just gonna go do a three mile run tonight and just do some kickboxing or some punches 25. Oh my god user, bro
Thank you so much, bro
Thank you, bro. I appreciate your bro. Thank you, bro
Can you buy me your user are you in the stream? Can you buy me um this skin right here, please?
Can you please buy it for me?
He's still boxing hydra. Yeah, I just don't know where he is right now
Asian Jeff your black
I miss these type of kind of streams you're just spitting on everyone.
I've always spit on everyone bro.
He just spit the wrist here with my team.
Chad I've always, I've always like spit on people.
You guys are just saying this because I have a lot of viewers.
You switching up on me bro.
Nah I'm just playing.
Let me call this guy.
Yo.
Don't press me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't press me.
I'm not going to press you bro, are you coming to New York?
In your place today?
Oh, bro, actually, I'm going to go to LA first.
And then I'm gonna go to New York
Well, I forgot to tell you or not I forgot to tell you but did you see what I told you earlier in the chat or not?
No, what is it? Is that coming? I'm talking comment, you know, you know to all my hundred thousand viewers bro
I'm talking comment, you know, let the boy come you know, I'm saying
How does it feel you're speaking on the number one Twitter right now on the on the app?
I got the most views I got your views times
hundred hundred thousand times 150,000 I don't even know the math
thanks man I appreciate that I woke up to watch how just slam you oh I'm about a
I'm about a box I'm winning like 30 minutes I'm sure you're bothering me
seriously yeah oh my god but he's like six one and I'm like five six so like
I don't know how it's gonna go. I've never fought someone that tall.
Holy freaking judge. I'm getting scared.
You better get scared boy.
Are you on Fortnite right now?
Yeah, yeah. So I just wanted to call you not to use you but
I just wanted to ask you like, are you gonna pull it to my house?
Yeah!
If you're gonna be there, 100%
100% but you're not gonna be there and then I might just do like a singing day
Like like go there in the morning and leave the same night. Gotcha. Just move your hand and move it way
Okay, you know how it's like
All right
All right, bro. Have you ever fought a commie or no?
No, I I've got it. I've got pushed like my glad my contacts fell out
That's disgusting
Sorry, but but like you scrapped and like husband
not never oh my god they killed dude this is did you speak to your ex or not
what no okay with you I'm with my ex bro I love um did you like are you planning
on any shooting. Yeah, I'm high on energy in like a second. But um, now I have a layover
in Dallas. How long? Eight hours. Actually, it might be less. It might be less. Where
you about to go? I'm probably just staying in the hotel. But it depends. It depends
on if I can get some content for it in that time. Would you want to do some
if i'm gonna get some content hold up hold up i'm like bad picking right now
um honestly bro i would have to look at my schedule because i'm busy bro okay bro it's a
right yeah um what's the word but yeah bro i'm not trying to use you or anything because
I had someone tell me that I'm a bad friend today, but like do you think you can send me the soundboard?
Where are you getting these sound effects from bro?
No, I was trying to look for the soundboard for you. I couldn't find I do myself
Okay, okay, and why were you raising up savvy today? I thought you didn't have a I think you thought you didn't feel a certain way
You can't play Fortnite together?
Imma find that joint, Imma have to go search through my new score files, so find it.
Alright you bro, trash hole.
NOOOO! Alright bro, Imma see you soon, alright?
I bet, see you soon bro.
Imma go shootin' bro, you about to end soon, or what's up?
Yeah, Imma probably end it in the next few minutes, but Imma look for that joint before I end, alright?
Nah, you're good bro.
You can send me a DMW, alright, peace out bro.
Good night.
Good night brother.
Chai, that was my boy bro, he's an up and coming streamer.
He's been getting like 20 viewers bro.
And he's really funny dude.
Like, oh my goodness brother.
Busy with bro has he bossed though?
Yo, does anybody know when Hydra's coming to my house?
Check, calm.
Alright, I'm checking calm.
Let's see what's in the calm, bro.
I actually wanna react to the calm, bro.
Sure needs a block, man.
Wait, what block?
Let's see, let's see.
Please box, calm.
I know, man.
We're gonna get close and we're actually swimming.
We won't even be knocking.
But you, you browsed?
Browsed.
Let's see what XQC said about me, check.
Browsed.
That?
How many what how much is the car on the bags like five hours?
I'm gonna start looking at the price of the things that I buy by the way
I don't do that like I would just go to grocery store. I see what I want to throw in the car
I'm gonna get in the habit of just looking at what I buy and
Referring that to my or I could go to all these does all these have I think XCC lights you know
They surely they have eggs right what XCC's watching
Sup
Yo, you wanna go right now, but I mean I think XCC wants me chat
Why did I kid in Twitter post about which help me I'll call you a bad word what this one?
So yeah guys, this is my updated 2025 girlfriend is very three-update 2025 girlfriend like the settings with it
What do you mean we just hung up
Yo, Saggy says hi.
Yo, you're still in the call?
Sorry, I just wanted to let you know Saggy said hi.
Aw, I miss her, bro.
Aw, okay, I'll tell you.
Does she know the whole lore where I got cheated on and I got back with her?
I know, I don't even know if she's still here to be honest.
Oh.
Nevermind.
Alright.
Do you want me to tell her?
I mean, she's in the stream, bro.
Huh?
She's in the stream.
I'm about I need to get prepped up. I'm about I'm about to knock a hydro book
Gatling gun
Well
You deserve more okay, what more viewers
That's sad. Do better for yourself. Oh getting back over cheater. It's not that bad
Bro, it's really not that bad a lot of people I think a lot of people think like oh once you get cheated on you
You get cheated on again. I think that's true
But like I said, I made it very clear if I did get cheated on again
I will tell because I know the energy when you were cheating on me. It was off
So if I notice that your energy is off
I'm gonna check your phone again, and if I see that you're cheating on me again, and I'm gone
I'm not I'm walking and I'm not coming back to you. Does that does that make sense chat? Ian?
Ian
It'll help me win the fight against Jason if I do end up getting cheated on before the fight
Because chat when you see me mad, bro
Like I could put I can punch
Like I could really mess up this monitor right now, bro
just be betting on more options while you're still together so if that happens you know
who's next?
what you mean?
what do you mean betting out?
nah bro I've had so many people tell me bro don't get back over don't get back over
but you know how I am man like boomi once said some people have to get punched in
face before they know that before they some people have have to get punched in
the face before they really know bro like me more girls because when you have
more options easier now I don't want to meet any girls or no like girls bro
like they're just they just zap your freaking right now I need locking my
career like seriously like I cannot afford to have a girl right now even
if I do have a girl right now like they just zap your energy a kid they
They zap your energy when you're nutting them and then you have to pay for every dinner.
That builds up.
I just hate when a girl plays with me.
Bro, you gotta have something like a fight coming up.
You gotta work towards something, bro.
The thing I realized about these girls, bro, if you lose yourself out of them and
you like put them over your whole world and make them number one they're gonna
like be like ew what the hell why is this guy like doing this for me you
would think right like if you give her more love she don't love you more but
unfortunately that's not how girls are bro and like if there's any girls in
the stream like you know what I'm talking about let me try to lie like
y'all are like I don't hate girls but like I just know girls now a lot more
I would say and like you just bro that's just how girls work for you
just like you like it doesn't make sense right because girls don't make any sense
like it does not make sense bro like you would think that if you love them more
they will love you back more and they like that right and that's what you
that's what I thought I thought if I just hang out with this girl every day
show her love every day show love me but that's not how it works shit they
actually lose they actually fall out of love with you the more you give them
more attention you have to be doing your own stuff or else your coats you
know I'm saying that's why that's why you gotta love God first bro and and it's
something I struggle with every day you know like on the weekends bro when I
see my girl bro like this is not good spinning bro
But bro I'm grinding bro like I'm actually grinding streaming child like you guys have bro bro for all my
Robeer is bro did you all expect me to stream this much consistently bro because bro yesterday
I didn't call for for heats or I didn't call for lamp and like usually when I don't call for
stuff I just don't stream right but bro I still booted up the stream today bro I still booted up
yes bro you're grinding we can tell bro I'm literally locked in bro I'm locked
in bro I'm telling you bro
holy I didn't even realize what that I've been grinding for 15 days in a row I
literally wrote my notes I literally wrote my notes don't hang out girl until
she asks you to hang out. And even if she does ask me, I'm gonna look at my schedule
to see if I'm free or not. Every day I'm just shimming, bro. But I'm gonna be honest to you,
one of these days I'm gonna have to have a rest today. I'm getting cold. Yo. Yo. Yo.
We're like two minutes away, gay. Alright. I'll tell you how to come up- Are you gonna
Are you gonna come on to my apartment?
Alright my my apartment like the dishes are clean
Y'all want to come in and see my peptides now?
Right
Go into this go to the second floor, okay
me mean the apartment gym yep get in the building if you need help just get in
the building I'll tell you how to get in for getting the building and go to the
second form with a scrap
sounds good brother so you guys seen brother so yeah do it every time I
talk to someone I swear I always die check surely you can't fight hydro bro
Yo, yo, bro, fear the air. You're underestimating how good I am at fighting.
No! I need those shots, brother!
Just fight Night FB instead.
How are we gonna fight if we don't even have a ring?
Like, it's just a little box room.
You guys know that little room that I did jump ropes in?
It's like, that's what I was playing, I'm fighting it.
Are you gonna shim it?
Of course, bro.
I'm about to pull up to the freaking second floor.
This is gonna do to the water, brother.
How do you send a blast into his face blood same stream or new stream I'm just gonna switch
you around I'm all I'm just gonna switch over to a railroad bro all right I'm gonna get
ready for this fight chat me just prepare real quick
Let me just prepare real quick.
I'm out of breath.
I'm out of breath, Burgers.
Practice moving your head.
He's moving your head.
See the opposite side of your punch.
Hey, Bat!
No, bro. You have to keep your chin tucked down, bro.
And you have to look at his body. You can't look at his head.
I'm gonna get ready check where's my where's my swimming pool man
rising up back in your city wait
Chad don't Chad tell Hydra not to leak my address, bro
And he's leaking my girl he's just leaking my address
Just fully come myself, bro
Just fully came my freaking building
I
Let's go downstairs
Can you change my title
Yeah, I'm coming up. Yo, where the fuck that part?
Yo, where the fuck that part? I'll open the garage, bro
Can you not leave my stuff?
They're trying to show me my whole building.
Put it down, bro.
Put it down, mate!
Get back to work, mate!
What the hell is this here?
Do I have to put it on the glove?
Am I going right here?
Yeah, make it right there.
I know where it's at.
Alright.
Alright, you know where it's at, right?
There we go.
Oh my goodness.
This guy is just chopped.
Oh my god, Jack.
You should pin them before finals that start at 8
You and Chad, are you listening to me?
Yeah, they can't hear me, Chad.
Alright, bro.
You're not Chad, right?
Right, skip the pit.
He's awkward, I think, bro.
I'm gonna show you, but I should order.
Chad, should I give you a hot drip, you mean?
I should have liked that one.
Yo, night, I got some watermelon for you.
You trying to pull up?
Hey, look at my stream, I got some watermelon for you.
Check, check it on the 91 Cologne, the 9 PM, does anybody have this Cologne?
What do you say?
Alright, you guys in the garage?
No, I'm not in the garage.
Are you guys in the garage?
Yeah, but for a while.
Yeah, so I was gonna have to sit in that.
Say, I got my boxing gloves, I got my head gear.
Yeah, you don't put it in, don't put it on me.
Yeah!
South or North? South or North? What directions are you in?
We're at...
Brother.
Don't look at my address.
I'm opening both gates right now.
Is it opening?
Open the gate, sir.
Nothing on the left.
Bro, you're at the wrong gate, then, bro.
What are you doing?
What part are you in, bro?
We're at the.
Wait, wait.
Wait, text me, text me.
Dude, stop, bro.
You're guys are dating there.
Wait, wait.
I didn't mean it.
Hold up.
Why do you need I love to hear your voice and make some calm
Use drop cap
You want to get staffed up, bro?
Okay, so what you're gonna want to do right is you're gonna go ahead
Do this kid's brain that bro, holy
All right, so what you're gonna want to do right
Checking yo hear me here. I'm coming downstairs, bro. Holy frick, dude
See you're actually special bro
I'm coming down here I'm coming down
I don't know what's on the map. I can't see Frank garage.
I have to stop and go to the left.
And you have to jump early. You've found a fucking house.
Can you open it?
Yep.
This one's open.
He's trying to spray us.
One down, one down.
What are you doing something?
180! Go no!
Does this mean we end the round about, boy?
Okay, can you all hear me?
Can't box in your glasses? You gotta wear contacts before you fight?
Rising up.
Back in my city.
Chad, where is he?
Is he driving a red Honda Civic?
That's not an old Hydra.
Oh my god, your lips.
Let me call him real quick.
dude this guy hider does not know how to navigate game. holy shoot. chat what is the hider doing right now?
Jeff got uglier, are you kidding me right now?
Dude my apartment is literally a symbol right there.
looks so good rising up back in this city that'd be going for like three mile
runs like a right here check
bro what the heck dude dude there's a band there's a band right there so I can
I mean
You look so good bro, can you guys see the hair on my freaking face bro?
Where is he? Where's my flight?
Yo Hydra where you at?
I'm speaking the public lobby right now. Where you at?
chat y'all know where Hydra is? or not? chat y'all know where Hydra is? I know y'all
can hear me bro. don't act stupid chat. please? y'all know where Hydra is? I know. chat don't
don't act stupid chat. I know y'all can hear me. nice dog. I like your dog. where'd
you where'd you guys get the dog a breeder is it in Dallas nice have a good
nice day guys but would prick his hydrochloric I got no communication I
I got nothing
Night night are you in the garage?
Yo, yo, am I muddy hello
Yo chat, I'm muted. Yo
Yo, I don't know what building rat
You're in a parking garage
Which parking garage are you in?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, no.
Here, meet me at the roundabout.
Okay, we're making our way down.
I just know night's over this, bro.
Hey, why are you hydra's like a little dog now, bro?
Bro, isn't it?
He was dragging, dead eyes dragging out the bed, bro. I was sleeping.
You know I wake up at 5am every day.
Really?
Yeah, bro.
Dude, you're locked dude.
I don't want to leak my address, bro.
I'm just like leaking everything right now.
Chad, please don't geogest me.
I don't want to get D.
I don't want to get...
What's the word?
I don't want to get...
What's the word, Chad?
Yari, yari.
Yo, it's Dora.
Yo, are you guys here bro?
Leave me at that roundabout bro.
Are my lips actually that dry?
I'm really about a mess of a hydra bro.
I'm really about to mess up hot job
Geez you body cuz no one chest I think no I'm not view buttons. Yeah, they're just my viewers are just shy
Look listen if I tell my chat wake up wake up chat and start typing they're gonna start typing ready
Chat wake up guys. They're everybody's even good. Oh you call for me Jeff
See I'm shy
See what I mean, bro
Yo, I'm a zee bro, now when Chad's moving bro, I told you guys, man, they're shy dude.
What you need?
Guys, where the frick is Hydra standing bro?
What?
Okay.
Follow my rotate.
I'm like a black, I'm wearing-
Yo, I'm sorry, God, Jeff.
Yo, I'm a zee bro, now when Chad's moving bro, I told you guys, man, they're shy,
dude.
What you need?
Oh my god, Jeff, I'm gonna do good face today.
You said that, I have to.
I have to.
I want to show you.
Follow my rotate, bro.
Chad, where is this guy rotating?
How much y'all, Chad, y'all think I'm winning against Hydra
or no?
He's 6-1, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
But apparently if I get in close, I can knock him out.
I'm gonna try to punch him in the solar plex.
When you punch someone in the solar plexus they're like
Dude this guy is just looking at me like what is this guy doing?
You guys want to see my six pack?
What do you guys think?
Rising up back in my state.
Dude, this guy said he's gonna be at the roundabout.
I'm literally just staying here.
Where the frick is he, bruh?
I'm about to just start warming up, man.
Like, how do you not know where to turn?
Doesn't make any sense.
You're disordering our name with these abs.
I mean I just ate like so much food.
Yo.
Yo
Are you at the roundabout
For there it's a roundabout
Where are you I'm in the middle of the roundabout oh
oh is this you the white the white honus today yeah that is not you game oh wait
you guys parked come bro don't leak my address I'm about to put you in the
building I'm coming Jeff let's get this freaking chat moving bro guys we're
about to fight bro I'm about to scrap I'm about to scratch Jeff why are you
running away from me Jeff you're the greatest shimmer of all time your
streams have truly came alike I would not be where I'm at with fire stream just
What's the sprinkler on it?
Guys
Guys the competitor has arrived. I'm hanging up
Yo, Hydra are you gonna fix cam? Your shames glitch bro
Yeah, I know I need more to fix it.
Hey, bro, why are you looking good?
Are you looking better, bro?
From last time?
Knee surgery?
For what, height?
No.
I'm fine being sure.
I don't care.
All right.
I thought it was gonna go all in.
All right, Hydra.
Best of luck, bro.
Why are you chillin'?
We got beef, man.
Chad, Hydra's right there.
Hey, hold on.
We've just heard of both of them.
Did he end up at sea yet?
They're all at the hamburger.
We need him to fix that.
I'm just trying to know how much you want me to do to turn this off.
I don't open the door.
Alright.
All my rotate boys.
All your rotate.
Here you go.
What?
Bro, the way you hold the camera is so tough.
Yo, you might like out.
We're about to go to the elevator.
You're gonna like out.
Oh
My tiktok she messed up
I
Yeah, you got yourself
What are those gloves?
That's gonna hurt anymore
I'm not playing with this.
What is this?
I've been sleeping in my room.
The enemy is gone outside.
I'll put it on the other side.
I'll be cardio team up.
I was intermesting.
I told you bro.
This is death though.
It's 4,4 in the ditch.
Why are you leaving me?
I'm not going to die.
It's going to be a great day.
I'm not going to die.
Wow, I didn't even beat him.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
We're going to the gym, right?
We're going to fight in the low room, bro.
Oh, we're fighting in the gym?
Oh, man, that's all yours.
It's contested.
What do you know what string is in there?
It is. I have Wi-Fi.
Oh my god, give me the Wi-Fi.
Slash, bro.
Night, we're contested.
Night, that's all you!
Alright.
Let's fight here, okay?
This is plenty of room though.
Oh, shoot.
This is not on me.
Chad!
Let's go for a fucking open the bathroom door.
Me and Hunter about to scratch, right?
How do I have a laces?
About the left.
This is too tight.
Let's check this new one.
I'm not asking you to look at this, okay?
Yeah, the child is going to stand on the door.
Where does it end up doing?
I'm going to grab something on.
What's the time?
I'm going to shoot you with five rounds of aluminum.
Five rounds of aluminum.
That's impossible.
That is not possible.
That's so easy.
We need to relax.
We need to order food.
Yeah, let's go watch a lot of our videos.
That's what I need to do.
You should just do it in one second.
I'll come back to you in a minute.
Chad, how are you?
You're doing great.
When are you leaving Dallas?
You're leaving Dallas.
What do you do in that?
I'm not going to talk to you tomorrow.
Yo, there's a heart attack.
Yeah, there's opening in the afternoon.
But actually, we're in the morning.
We have two seconds.
If you just go to the front of the camera,
it's all over.
It's going, I don't have my mind.
I'm not in my mind.
And most of the time, we don't do it yet.
We don't do it yet.
No, don't work.
It's not going to push me yet.
I'm just so little, I'm just acting all awesome.
That's a good question.
Yeah, I'm just acting all awesome.
Alright, now you're going to paint your hair, right?
I'm going to bleach my hair.
Alright, I'm going to use the brush.
I'm going to brush your hair.
That's a good question.
I'm going to be you.
Do you even know how to fight?
No, I don't.
There's a little guy in the room.
You're amazing now.
You're not in the right team, bro.
There you go.
Chad, where do you want me to set the camera now?
I can hold it.
I'll hold it for a bit?
You want it?
Just hold it. I'll just have a short chat.
I'm going to be right back.
I got to keep my shit up dude, bro why are you going all the way to Charlotte, why am I
cameraman now?
Holy fuck, you can shut up I'm God, I need to go pee dude, why am I cameraman now, is
he, you get to pee like you're fine, fine I'm not, why me cameraman, what is your
You know what? You're just going to say you'll see it.
Oh, Hyze Stream has no audio?
Oh, shit.
What?
I'm not losing it.
You just watch, you just watch me?
Wait, what? You actually can't give up with the live on the target, right?
No, you look skinnier.
It's a red one.
Huh?
It's a red one.
Do you look very excited?
That's not how you jump through.
Yeah
Where does
He lost a lot of weight he lost like 30 power to the mark
To me get a free analysis
Okay, we're gonna
So
Yeah, I did. I did. I don't know, but I told him it's like, come on audio.
Why did you just hear when the rope was coming down me?
Yeah, it was a great thing.
El quality. Look at this dude.
I got to do something about that. I got to post something.
Can you break this?
Wait, you up that here?
Yeah.
What the hell wait, why are you so good?
Show me show me how you boss. I don't know
So some kids
Tell him his gaze do you share yours good Ivan?
That was a good take
get out of here, this way.
Take it back?
Take it back!
Damn. Damn.
Damn!
Wow, I think it's bad.
It's bad for what I see.
Bro, man, I can smell it.
Can you take a shower?
Yeah.
Bad?
My hair is like this.
I didn't get to dry my hair bro.
What's my beard?
It's your not Leslie.
Oh my gosh, wait. Dude you got so skinny.
I think it's just a little bit.
It's just a little bit.
Yo wow, that's actually crazy.
You see my drink?
Yo, this makes me want to take peptides, what the fuck?
Could you shut up a hundred?
No...
I'm gonna do the heliport, you know.
What do you mean?
I can't get it actually.
What do I do?
I don't know.
I'm gonna do it.
I don't know.
I'm gonna do it.
That's the reason he's gonna do it.
I mean war.
Chad!
He's gonna get it.
You heard me, dude.
I'm gonna do it.
Why is my chat moving so slow? Around 150k viewers.
I was talking about cheating.
You want to talk, try?
Do.
Language?
I need to fix the audio.
Oh, I can hear that.
I just ordered it.
No, Jeff, we need to find the others.
We need to find the others.
They don't want to hear my voice.
It's the right thing.
I look good.
Why are we in the head next to the other guy here?
I can't, I can't.
Chad, is the boy finally back?
Chad, I didn't even finish on him.
Chad, Chad, I didn't even wanna put it.
It's better, right?
And when I leave you still?
I look charming.
I don't know what he's doing, but he looks awesome.
You're in a lot, aren't you?
You look beautiful.
I'm going to fight you, I can't see you, I'm going to fight you, I'm going to fight you,
What's up, bro?
You're vibing.
Dude, this dude doesn't know how to throw punchy there.
He's just like you, Jeff.
What do you mean?
He's like the old viewer.
And he literally never fought in his life.
Yo, my, run prediction.
You know, he's like, Brandon's on air.
Yeah, I used to pitch here.
Well, that's good.
Like, if you don't lose...
That's not unfair, right?
It's kind of not her hand.
It's to protect my hands.
Yeah, it's not her hand.
It's not hope.
What are you saying?
It's to protect your hand.
Wait, let's say it makes a show.
Yo, Chad, have you got any money?
I'm nine-inch only.
There are a couple punches.
Wait, he actually has four now.
What the fuck?
Have you ever swarred?
Yeah.
You haven't swarred yet?
Yeah.
Oh.
I got Jeff winning.
Did you?
Yeah.
I'll put up.
I'll lock.
I'll have my drink.
Hey, yeah.
But like if you want to put money on it, put it over your head.
Dumb fuck.
Like what is this?
Put the strap under your cheek.
Good fucking bullet.
I look like a fucking retard.
No, put it through the hole.
That's right there. See?
Yeah, I got Jeff.
These are not view bots. What do you mean?
You're on the front page.
He got on 25 down the stairs.
He got on the front page.
He got the stairs.
Why?
You want to use your shirtless black dress to top yourself?
Yeah.
I believe he got the stairs.
Yeah, well, when they get, when they get, when they get the heat on,
why don't you use your shirtless black dress to top yourself?
Yeah.
You can keep it on.
No, no, no, no.
He's on the front page.
Oh, had he didn't do body to?
Everybody make sure you guys vote in the chat, make sure you guys vote in the chat.
Ma's run predication is Jeffrey, or Mr. Omog.
Hydra Smith.
I accidentally just donated my points by betting on Hydra.
See it, see it, see it.
Jack, I don't know how I want to touch that.
So I count like how many punches thrown, or like how should I...
I just feel like who's winning the fight.
It's good night with this guy.
Oh my god.
Are you kidding me?
Oh it's the back one?
What's he doing?
He has mouth guard in every game.
He's locked in.
He's actually locked.
I can't see where I'm at.
You threw it through the soup right here.
I just can't see bro.
I'll just remove it.
Yeah.
And then what?
You're being the same on the other side.
Yup.
Yeah, sir, I didn't know how to do anything.
I don't know.
I'm not speaking bro.
There it's so loud.
I'm not speaking bro.
Speaking bro, there it's so bad. It should be going there
It's just another voice
You these others do the other thing then might be too tight there we go
I actually think you do wait when's your fight June oh that's
dude it's worse right here like dude I'm like I might just leave the camera in
one spot I am right it's good over here
Yes.
Ah!
We're not going to use the same box.
What else?
Oh, no.
I'll leave it at that.
Do we need two hearts?
Here, take it.
I can't believe I can't.
It looks like it, right?
Yeah.
It looks like it.
I can't feel a crack.
Can I take a peek?
No, I can't.
Did you do it?
No, you did it.
I didn't do that.
Oh
Just put it over your head again
Yeah, right look here right now
That's right. That's left. Yeah, I think that's left. Yeah, I think that's left.
Oh
You said this down
This is not going to happen.
You can't...
Which wouldn't be a problem.
To be the last one.
Bro, this is right.
Have to.
Yeah.
Put it.
No, this is right.
We just love it.
Yeah.
Why not work with it?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Bro, stop taking my hand.
Go.
So that's what you meant.
Is it?
How do I realize?
You know what I mean?
That is not a real thing.
We're actually so slow.
I'm gonna take this.
This one.
You're gonna get me.
I'm not even alive.
We're gonna get you.
Nothing's possible with a handgun.
You're gonna get me.
I'm gonna get you.
Wait, what's the problem?
I need to fall.
Yeah, exactly. Can we do 3, 2, mini rounds or 5, 1, mini rounds?
I'll let my teammates tell them we need to know something.
2, mini rounds is still a long one.
Still a long one.
Can we do 5 rounds, 30 seconds each?
I'm so sure.
We'll do it. We'll do it at a time to time.
I mean, I don't even know what to do.
Well, open my chest.
5 rounds?
1, then.
5 rounds?
Yeah, 5, 1, mini, 7, 6, 7.
It's a walk out of the room, I think it's on the wall.
It's broke!
It's on the wall.
It's a real block.
I'm excited.
Here you go.
And back up your mind. Open this mind to me.
You know what I mean?
You're right here.
Here you go.
Jack is strong, my God.
He's never done anything strong.
Well, Jack, this is good. This is a better one.
You guys have a little bit of the same punch and strength.
No one knows that.
The same, bro.
Come on, let me see.
Oh, both of you grab it.
Yeah.
I don't want anything to do with it!
Okay, okay.
I gotta do corners first.
You need to try to do corners first.
I definitely will.
I want to do introductions first.
In the right corner,
Just
Okay, how you feeling about the fight bro knocking it out knocking it out
Okay, okay, okay, the last quarter. We got high
Oh, shit.
Full box.
He was hilarious.
Wait, did you like it?
Yeah, I got it on my phone.
Am I dumb?
Come on, let's go.
We don't want to do it like that.
You touched the box?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do you extend the tripod?
You can't.
No, like the uh...
How do you pop that?
Pull it.
Like pull me.
Like pull this one.
Okay.
You're awesome.
Oh!
Nice.
Okay, are you guys ready?
I got 250 on jet.
I'm on jet.
Okay.
Wait, is it one minute? One minute, five minutes?
Yeah.
What kind of movie is that?
I'm not a little sad.
Yeah, if you're doing some drugs and watching, you're gonna come to me.
I mean, I'm from jail, so...
I never come to you.
What kind of stuff?
I'm not a real man, I'm a fucker.
What's the meaning of that?
Fucker.
Dude, he knows how to lock me in.
He's not scared of me.
You want to do a movie?
No.
Tagalus, tagalus, tagalus.
No, tagalus, I'm gonna count down.
I'm gonna do three, two, one.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, ready?
Three, two, one.
No!
Okay.
Three, two, one.
So keep cameras set up.
It's good right here, right there.
This looks good.
No.
Okay.
It looks good.
I didn't win one year at home when I was there.
Hi Ray.
2-0?
Not a little bit.
That's the answer.
All the girls know W. Prince, that's all it is.
I didn't hold it.
I just don't want the connection going back.
They won't go back, huh?
Okay, alright.
I'm getting these asses.
Here.
OK.
Three, two, one, fight.
There you go.
Here, two more covers.
Oh, shit.
Beep.
Don't move it over there.
Why are you backing up?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh my god!
Come on!
10 seconds left!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Yo yo yo, okay, try it, try it, try it, try it.
Yo, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, why are you backing up?
I was too cold!
You scared the fuck off!
Fuck off!
You able to get water?
Hey, get some water, get some water at the water.
I can't see a wave. I'm not sure how many of these are.
I have no touch.
Yeah, you can't touch them.
I have no one this round, right?
You can't touch them.
I have no one this round, right?
You can't touch them.
Bro!
Yo!
Oh, what's with my nose, please?
No, you're good.
You guys get some water.
Oh, you need a healthy?
I'm gonna go to the water.
I need some water.
Get his drink.
You don't need some?
You good?
No, I got some good puncher line.
No, yeah.
Breathe, brother.
Breathe.
I can't see it too.
Oh yeah, you don't have your, you're contact真.
Dude, Jeff, you need to get, you need to get in, gang.
Like I need you to lie.
How do you reach him?
you're sure so the thing is you just got to hit him so like let me
So let's say you're fighting me.
You need to stop fighting me.
Go over here.
Your back is up.
You need to go.
Boom.
You're not gonna beat me.
You need to go.
Boom.
You know what I mean?
Like there's this.
Get him in the liver.
Get him.
Okay, okay.
Get him with that uplift.
Okay.
Get him with that uplift.
Hey, told you it's hard.
I told you it's hard.
I'm gonna cut you.
You're gonna cut.
You know I'm fucking with you.
Because I think you know something.
Yeah.
I think that's what I'm gonna get.
We need to get back now.
We need to get back here.
Yo.
Plus I got a little bit tilted.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I felt fucking good.
You're ass.
Damn.
Mark.
Okay, okay.
Mark.
Give me a minute.
Break up.
You guys get ready.
You might lose your life.
We're done.
I'm gonna tell your way. I'm not using my shirt
Oh, just take off one of your clothes. They're in a good direction
Let me be right back.
Shut up, bro.
We got a lot of them.
We got a lot of them, yeah.
We can't lose to this here, bro.
I'm going, okay, son?
I got a lot of them.
They're going to kill me.
I'm going okay? I'm gonna go in. I'm gonna go in. No, no, no. Let's go, come on.
Oh.
Come on.
This is good though. This is really good.
Get more in. The more you close in.
You can do it.
Cold in.
Fight this one dead and blow him up for a shaker.
UUGH!
Ahh!
Toss him up.
Where are they?
No Shabbat, no power.
Okay, so I challenge you guys to get in there, right?
I just gotta get in and I'm good, right?
Is that right?
Somebody, let's go.
You got so much to do, bro.
No, wait a minute, you're fucking me.
Let's go get him.
You ready?
Yeah.
Okay, three, yeah, we're ready.
Three, two, one, start.
Okay.
The dragon versus...
It's like two special kids going at it.
Oh
Come on Jack hit him
Ten seconds
And that's time
How you feelin'?
I'm gonna get all the things.
No, I'm bad.
Come on, come on.
This is the way.
Chad, have you guys seen one that round?
I think it was pretty even.
Maybe you had to hide your hand up and slightly.
Woo!
It's hard.
Wait, it's a lot harder.
Yeah, alright.
It's so tiring
You just just hit him game like what are you doing bro?
I think there's a bad guy over there
What are you doing bro?
Jeff fucking 200 blocks and it's more like I think it's like I think that round you have the slider edge
You can consider it a drug you want
How does it look like five rounds one?
Yeah. Yeah. Hold it. You can't get back to it. Hold it.
You can't get back to it. Hold it.
I'm ready.
Dude, you need to start throwing punches.
No, you're being a pinch, getting cocky.
Glocky.
Hit that. Hit it with the right hook.
You sure you don't want to do that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Three.
You guys ready? You guys ready?
Just throw it around. Throw it around.
3, 2, 1, fight!
Oh, there we go! There we go!
Oh my gosh, this is a brawl. This is my way to fucking see.
Come on!
Come on move, hand movement, hand movement Jeff.
Just go let him hit your hand.
I can't see.
Fuck that son of a gun.
10 seconds
Next time stop
That was actually better
You should go and get some water
I got you, I got you
That's too
I need some water bro
I'm not even trying to bro.
Haha yo.
Okay I think Jack won that one, yeah 2-1, 2-1.
Woo!
I'ma go!
Wait till I get cheated on again.
You are the one.
Yo.
I don't think he won that.
You should get my answer here.
Holding onto here?
Okay chat.
I'm gonna walk in that room.
Right, come on in the box and stay in the box.
No fags.
He's boxing Jason here.
So how do you feel right now?
Like what changes in your mind that they're around right there got closer to him. I felt bad when I hit his face
I can't be feeling bad like that. You know, I'm a soft-hearted man. It's like you know, no, no, I
felt bad. I feel like he like crying, but
He got some condoms at me at the end. I
Need to get better at this ending bro. Yeah, you're just letting him hit your head
I don't need to move your head. What do you mean?
You think I'm playing good for a camp?
You can't be able to see?
Third round you did way better, but the first two were pretty bad.
Yeah, I felt...
That one was better.
I was scared, bro.
Oh, yeah?
I think I hit his face.
Oh, yeah, you did hit him with a good shot, yeah.
I felt bad.
I can't feel bad, bro.
No, you can't feel bad.
No mercy.
Now get back in there.
How many rounds?
Two more?
Yeah, two more rounds.
That's the best I've done.
You got to win those next two rounds, bro.
I'm trying, bro.
For the chat.
You can't get caught.
One is next to rounds bro.
I'm trying bro.
For the chat.
You can't get five.
You can't get five loads.
I mean five loads.
Two one.
Hider panics if you get close and start throwing shots,
just push close.
That's all I'm saying bro.
No mercy.
Get back in the way.
Pose game interview.
Need some water.
Need some water?
How do you go?
I'm going to give you an interview.
How do you feel right now bro? Third round going in, you won the first two, lost the third one, what's going through your mind right now, Hydra?
I need to do part of that. Also, I'm re-re-re-re-reressing out of the third one, I'm bullshitting with that.
Oh, okay. You started off the chat, we'll say differently. You started off good at the start.
I need to get in for a single punch after.
I had him like with a 1-2 there.
1-2, this is your first fight ever, right?
I need to hit some fucking cardio.
go for the head and make sure to dodge you're just taking the short
mmm that's facts he's short you see the wall you see the wall phase in you win
the gun fight though maybe smart since it's tiny you could just
Staten in the sun
Hydra lit light rocky in his mind
Anyone in stat want to put up any bets
There are a lot I think Jeff can win these next two
You want to lock 200 I guess on the floor get up
It's too long, it's better.
He's getting too much rest.
It's good to not be scared of him.
What?
You're stuck with an offer.
For a blackout, thanks to me.
Yo, if I was just going to have a seat.
I'm actually going to need a shower.
So what are you trying to do?
Technically, yeah.
Pay home.
If you show an offer, you're going to be smashed out of me.
You might be losing some time.
And then you come back to life.
Well, that was fun.
We need to tell more.
The older person, you won the last round.
There's four rounds.
There's five rounds and then you mess up the thing.
You know, and the next round, you mess up the five rounds.
So the first is three minutes, and I got it.
We got it for three.
Oh my god.
You haven't done this one before, fucking.
Oh, man.
My pussy hurts.
What are you saying?
Um,
you're definitely talking to me.
Jack, talk to me.
But I'm always late, bro.
You want it, Jack?
You want to talk to me a little?
Yeah, I'm always late.
I'm always late.
Oh, I like this guy.
Oh no, there's something wrong there.
Please, don't do that.
Oh, no, there's something wrong.
Okay, okay.
It's time for Dad to go.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Hey, wait.
Tell me.
Oh, no, there's something wrong.
Okay, okay.
Is that a seabird?
Oh, no, no.
You're going to have to go.
You're going to have to come down a lot farther than the 13 heathers.
Here you go.
Yeah.
Ready?
Yeah.
You're going to see what I'm going to tell you.
I'm good.
You're driving me around.
Go right.
It's going to go right.
Okay.
You guys ready?
In the middle.
Okay, three, two, one, fight.
Oh, oh shit.
Oh my gosh, that's going in.
There we go.
He's pushing him away.
He liked this.
Ooh, these are good hits.
I just take it, this one makes it pretty close.
This is a full on brawl.
They're gassing out.
They're definitely getting tired of that.
Go for the head!
Hands up!
Get in!
Head movement!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
10 seconds 10 seconds
We're sorry, okay, okay, so you don't consider this a fight at all?
I have a comment on my dishes off, my shoes are untied, and I'm sorry.
And, what's your sex?
I'm going to do a test.
Jin's sex is like what, two months?
Three months?
Yeah.
He's not going to wait out.
I have a card with him.
I don't know because these things don't even matter, bro. You need a lock-in game
You can hit in the head either you need more head movement. Maybe you know I mean you're small so you need to be fast
Now fight night
Zero one and oh
Yeah, you're losing the JC
I can't hear you anymore.
Yeah, pull out a June 6th.
I'm gonna shoot you in the face, bro.
Jason's a bitch for choosing to fight you.
What was the part of that?
Bro, you need to lock in on your technique.
You just need this far, Mark.
Once you keep faring, you'll get more use to it.
Yeah.
Because you need to like...
I know, I'm just hanging around.
Yeah, you're just taking the tricks like this.
I can't, I can't see anything.
I'm just stuck.
I can't see anything, I'm just stuck there.
No, you need a boo, like, as soon as you see the hand, boo.
You know what I mean?
Cool.
I'm like, uh...
The boys are reunited.
And now I think he's just doing by the crib, bro.
Zen's sad, bro.
He calling him?
No.
He got beaten because some kids landed on him last game.
So I gotta talk to him.
I was even trying to talk to him on the phone.
Like, I was like, I was like mad, man.
I don't want to, I was just trolling.
I'm not even mad.
No, I'm not even mad.
You got beef against Jason?
Um, not really.
Now, how are you going to get mad, bro?
I know.
And what's the beef?
Let us know.
Let the chat know.
OK.
Come on, kid.
You should use that anger against Hydra, game.
Bro, I have nothing against Hydra, though.
I can't fight someone.
How you age it and can't fight, bro?
They didn't teach you Kongzu or something?
Your mom didn't teach you Kongzu?
Yeah, bro
No, you're not good
Do I got fucked up, bro?
You wanted to do a split one with me?
I know, bro
I just lost all my aura
Yeah, I just lost all my aura
You just need a lot of help.
Do you risk?
I'll let you do it.
I just got a few letters.
How many do you have?
Yeah, I'm on training now.
I'm not spying on training.
You should try it yourself.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm on training now.
Okay.
I'm not trying to do it anymore.
You guys, if someone clicked this, we're going to look back at this two months ago.
I'm going to see how much I improve this, because the way we meet you, I improve what
I like to tell you.
This is better upside.
That's far because you want to sell me.
You sold me, Georgie.
Can I see that?
Alright, I'm going to go to the gym.
So Tom is in the gym?
I'm going to the gym bro.
You guys are doing good bro.
I'm going to go to the gym actually.
Or actually I'm going to the cardio today.
I'm going to take two days to my legs.
I'm going to the gym check.
We're not going to go to the gym.
You guys are going to the gym.
You know, this is going to be a little bigger than you?
Yeah.
He was like, chat, how much taller is he than me?
Like three inches?
Like 10.
10?
How tall is he?
6.
He's playing 6'6".
I'm only 5'6".
He's like 5'6".
5'6"?
Yeah, and I don't know how much he lives.
I'm 1'36".
5'4", 1'33".
I'm five six. I'm five six.
I'm five six.
I'm five four nine five.
I'm one of the greatest subscribers.
No.
I'm five six.
One more one see.
Just subscribe.
I'm the biggest sub, bruh.
Holla wee you.
I'm your ...
Fuck.
Did he take me shit?
Look!
I'm on the way!
One more 1v1, just subscribe.
Ooh.
Can I have a camera for a minute?
Can I have a phone for a minute?
You got started to feel like a little bit.
What you being honest with, right?
Thank you for stopping by, I appreciate it.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm just recording a video.
I just need to write it all down.
Am I at 31?
Yes!
You're the third one I might write around the game.
I need full box,
and then triple thing to do in the head,
and then swan you to pickaxe
you just just right in here
I'm gonna have 30 days to go after that
dude I just, bro I just, I don't know man
I just feel bad bro
I need to stop doing that
bro, just practice me
that was a fast one
alright chat, I'm gonna have my shrimp bro
I want to go to somethings in cardio, he kept on body shot, even if he was dead it would have been good, I know but it's just hard to see him when he's just comboing me, you know what I mean?
He's just like comboing me and I'm just stuck there bro, like a turtle.
And I'm just, go do you hear that?
There's like a kid grunting in the back of me.
Is he throwing up?
I think so.
I think I made him throw up.
If you muscle memory, you got that?
Sure, but when you come over, you need stuff too.
What do you need that for?
What?
No one is over the inspiring, it's good.
Yeah.
It might be an L for me right now, but give me two months to the fight.
Someone cut this fight.
Someone put in a bot, put it in a whole highlight, I want to look back at it two months from now and see how much I improved.
Because this is just going to make me better and better and better.
And I was chilling like the first few rounds, I was shaking ass.
I don't know if you saw that.
Where did you get it from?
Should I watch Bloodhounds, bro?
You watch Bloodhounds?
I don't know.
If you watch Posting?
Nah. You need to watch Posting.
Watch Posting a little bit.
And then regular Posting as well.
So you...
You know, Boji?
What do you watch, Boji?
Boji's like 6'5", bro.
She's handin' me along.
You need a box for water bro. You guys both don't want to fight you. You're good.
Don't lie bro. You know what I'm saying.
I didn't even know how to play it at the end of the day.
You have a trainer? I have a trainer.
You're emoji used to talk to me, bro.
You're a foreigner.
Dude, what am I just tweeting?
The men's retreated by me. Did you see that?
No, I had to see this.
Bogey wants to fight you.
Bogey's not down at all.
Bogey, if you're actually down at all,
I need you to work it out.
Alright, I'm going to go back to my apartment.
Holy shit, this is too easy.
I'm going to go back to my apartment, though.
What are you guys about to do?
I'm about to go home and sleep.
It was a good segment, though.
You got paid for that or not?
No, I got dragged out of bed.
I was in my room to sleep.
Damn bro.
It's a rocket blanket.
I put the blanket over the floor, so it's been cold.
Yeah.
Did I have to get up?
Yeah, you guys should watch.
You should watch.
Alright bro.
I know who's watching my stream. Tell Hydra I said bye, alright?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go back to my apartment, bro.
You're gonna leave your stream to rocket.
Alright bro.
Peace out, guys.
Peace out, Hydra.
Are you leaving?
Yeah, I'm leaving.
You got a good Ugo, bro.
Are you throwing up?
Did you throw up?
Yes, bro.
You actually threw up?
Yeah, you threw up in the summer coming out.
That's just like five minutes ago.
Actually?
I think you're truckin' up.
Well, with my head actually, but you got me good.
You got me good.
All right.
Well, that's pretty good, man.
Yeah.
Michael, are you?
Are your hands clean?
Bro, my body, I need to stop the milk this morning.
Yeah.
I dashed it all in the fucking trash bin.
Jesus Christ.
Thank you, bro.
I mean, bro, not bad.
You just, I just, you're probably good.
You have good low pressure to show you.
Yeah.
Whatever's gonna hit you in the head, you have to squeeze.
I just freeze.
Yeah.
I got learned after the second you hit me so hard,
I was gonna just hit that.
So the third and fourth kind of hit that.
You hit me.
Also, I'm going to tell you what it feels like.
I don't want to be in my shoes. I'm not saying it's jobby at all.
Yeah.
All right, bro. That was a good sparring session. That wasn't a fight.
It was a good fight, bro.
No, I'm not a pussy.
No, we're actually going to talk for a long time.
Good luck. I'll be sure you know how I'm doing.
Thank you, bro.
All right, Chad. You heard that.
I hit him so hard he threw up.
Bro!
Oh, fuck, bro.
Dude, I'm actually so disciplined myself, bro.
Like, I don't know how to like...
I don't know how to like not freeze chat when I get hit, bro.
I guess that just comes with time, bro.
I guess it just comes with time.
Good to see you in the top 10 in the world, man.
Appreciate you, bro.
12th is the last.
Month.
What the hell man?
120!
Ballbox!
Oh
Yeah, I'm back in your room
experience is ever before I low key wish a kid brother I appreciate you bro
chamin what are you guys saying about that fight bro did I get my beat no
sugarcoating chat that was it bad did it look bad like did I get beat up bad
holy bro
Yo bossa bro, why did you email me on Twitter bro?
Wasn't bad nothing like?
No, but like, I never fall a day in my life bro.
Like I never strapped from anyone or got in a fight with middle school.
Why do I like, when I hate someone in head, why do I feel bad for like hitting them?
When I shouldn't, when they punch me, they don't feel bad.
So why do I feel bad?
How do I not feel bad for hitting someone?
You know what I'm saying?
like my just a pussy bro you're just a good-ass guy bro like I mean I need to
get cheated on bro I need to get cheated on bro like I need to like how do I
like cuz like bro Mike Tyson bro I don't know how he was growing up but he
probably like like for example did you guys see that chat that he went to jail
you did no I didn't get cheese on again I need something I need something
to just flatten me bro I need something just just be like I hate you man and then
just just torn him in the face you know I'm saying cuz like I I'm I'm no I grew
up in such a good neighborhood I never had anything bad happen to me and I
think that's like that affects like like my my like that affects me as a
person you know budding isn't hating it's the art bro when I got punched in
head like this I had the same problem again I just freeze I just like child
by both car like after I had my shit I'm going downstairs in apartment and I'm
gonna do one hour of stairmaster I was gonna hit legs and abscay but I'm not
gonna do that I'm just gonna do one hour of stairmaster and in just punch
the bag until I'm tired for something and do jump ropes that's definitely what
it is I could tell you felt that when you watch the bag you'll see when you
his head he froze and all he had to do was keep going I know bro I can't feel
bad in the fight I can't I have to knock out Jason bro like I need to use brain
wash myself chat into thinking that I'm him bro or like I didn't even brainwash
myself or I need to get punched in the face or something I need my nose to
break room and like I'm not boxing you're 65 bro why would I box you're too
tall for me game you're just gonna I'm just me punching your nuts bro I'm like
five six you're like 65 bro that's just not a fair fight I won't I want you to
stand in a stance with your hand and you motion yeah like my my coach told
that like but you like that when you do that one cuz I'm just like staying I'm
like I'm like no double moment I'm like I'm like single I'm just stating it
bro keep boxing people bigger than you I'm gonna text this guy that's like
around Jason site to see if you want to scrap tomorrow I'm gonna try to
even nosebleed tomorrow. Let me test my nosebleed. Because bro, I'm a cook bro. I'm not cooked.
I think for one month and a half of training I think I'm doing pretty good. What do you
guys think? Y'all think I'm good for one month and a half or not? Or do you guys
gonna be a better yo yo we need to spar again I need to get a nosebleed so
you're telling each other if I keep sparring and I keep getting beat up in
the head eventually my brain's gonna click and it's gonna like just dodge it
or what do you know is that what you guys are saying next shoulders arms I
think rose after a month training you're gonna get dangerous now you're
You're just coping. You were actually good at striking and you wouldn't care about hurting
someone during a sparring or match because that's what you have to do. I am pretty coping
though. How's the weight? I'm like 136. I haven't weighed myself since last Thursday, last Saturday,
but I'm probably going to be like 134 now. I'm cutting chat. Like I'm not, I'm going
to be bulking soon, but right now I'm just trying to burn more fat. Like the hard
fat and then I'm going to bulk the right way and I'm going to keep my abs. Once
Once I'm bulked up, I should be able to punch harder or something, but right now I'm a heavy
cunt in here.
I've got a lot of water waiting right now.
You're rich or lower, you need a shame for that?
Your shame is there?
My cardio's cooked?
No, I could have kept on going.
Dude, this is weird when the stream's on in chat.
I don't know how to explain it.
Maybe I'm coping, but like those last five seconds,
I was like, you won, bro, you won.
Like I shouldn't have done that.
I was just doing that for the stream, bro.
Ah, I'm just coping.
Why are your eyes red?
I don't know, I got knocked out.
To Hydra.
In Hydra's losing fight, that's not good looks.
That is not good looks, brother.
But, bro, but bro, one month and 30 minutes of training?
That's not bad.
That's not bad at all.
I just got to keep it up.
I'm not fated to chat.
Alright boys, I'm going to end my stream.
I'm already 53 minutes late over my stream.
I hope you all enjoy the stream.
Again, the view bar, bro.
If you're still in the stream, bro,
it's not your fault, bro.
I know you love me and stuff.
Washing this? Yeah, I shouldn't have streamed it.
He's gonna bother you with me, bro.
That's, it blew me, I was right.
It's fine, I got some experience out of it,
but Jason, my real enemy,
you know what they say in the Bible check.
Love your enemies, don't hate your friends
or something like that.
Is that, is that, is that what they say?
Love your enemies, something.
You need to get a heavy bag and practice on it one hour a day.
Oh, I have one in a photo cutie.
I have one in my apartment gym.
I'm about to go downstairs right now.
I'm about to do an hour of cardio.
And instead of hitting legs and abs,
I was going to go to the gym.
But I'm going to go downstairs,
punch the bag for one hour, maybe not one hour.
Maybe like until I'm gassed.
And then my head hurts, bro.
I'm getting a head turn on
Bro beat the chat on some real no
You all remember hydra said that I had one punch in the stomach and that that made him throw up like that low-key boost in my confidence
Like I punched him in the stomach and he threw up he threw up like five times in the bathroom
Your lips are busted. No my lips are destroyed
Your lips are busted? No, my lips are destroyed.
That was a liver shot? Wait, I hit him in the liver?
Your jab is like a tapir? I already know everything like that. I know the jab is like your butter and stuff.
I was trying to, but I realized like in that fight, I can't jab him.
I have to get close like you guys said, like, you can't jab him. His hands are way longer than mine.
You know
Like I was trying to I was keeping him away from me with my job
but
He's too tall for me and his hands are longer
Like you guys are any fighters in the chat would agree me like
When I'm five six, I made a champ five six
He's six. He's like probably six two or six one like you just can't jab against a six feet two guy unless
You're the same height, you know what I'm saying? You just can't
Cause he got longer arms, he got taller body, he got he got longer reach than me.
But I get it bro, if I'm in fun fighting someone my height I would have jotted him more for
sure.
Like this this morning I was sparring and I was juggling a lot, but that fight I just
had to go in there and just put him down.
I didn't even put him down.
Alright boys, I'm going to go to sleep, I appreciate you guys man.
I love you guys, bro.
Peace out, brothers.
Dude, it's crazy how everybody, I'm looking at Twitter right now, everyone thinks I'm
rebugging myself still.
Ones, twos, don't work on tolerate opponents.
You have to get in the hog and throw uppercuts.
Yeah, I was trying to do uppercuts, bro.
I still need to work with uppercut too.
Goodnight bro, love you daddy. Good night boys.
I appreciate your role. Appreciate you guys, money.
Nothing to say now.
I'm just getting people tweeting about me.
All I'm gonna call.
Y'all.
Hey, can you open the gate please?
The what?
My phone just died.
Dude, why are my hands?
They hate to see you wedding, bro.
It's crazy, bro.
When you have a lot of viewers, everybody talks about you, bro.
It's like an insane...
It's insane how the world works.
I hope my dad wasn't watching.
I feel like chat, I feel like every time, bro, my dad watches me.
Because he watches my channel a lot. He's probably my biggest fan.
Except for some of y'all.
Bro, do they not know how to open the garage door?
Just put it in the door. Just put your car in front and open for you.
They hate you because they ain't you. Accu-team? Yeah, the Accu-team is free for me.
Y'all, hello? Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Y'all, can I have your phone? What?
If I can't get to the car, I can't get it, but you can.
What do you mean?
So what do you need to do is now you need me open the gate of the garage
You know swipe your strategy cardio tonight or should I go to sleep?
I need to turn my phone bro
I
Cheshire today
Yo, bro, I'm sorry not following up, bro. Oh my goodness
Yo, boss, did you answer me on Twitter?
Breastfeeding baby has arrived.
Yo, breastfeeding baby, let's go with your man.
I was asleep. Wait, what region are you on?
He deserves some sleep, nah, I need new cardio tonight.
Dude, shimming has been really affecting like my freaking...
It's been good, cause we're growing, but it's been affecting like my cardio routine, my workouts, like, I need a log in, bro. I need a log in. This is not good.
What's this on you?
Shite you watermelon lane and I don't know.
Breastfeeding baby wonders how,
why are you talking in third person bro?
Is that like a kink that you have or whatever it's called?
I know some people like to talk in third person bro.
Push, pull, legs,
pendulum squats.
What's there Chacha?
What is with you and kinks Jeff I
Don't have a single kink
That's like what that means is like something that you like in bed right when you're having sex and stuff
So what happened I literally left after you said something about a fight
Oh, I fought Hydra and I got knocked out or I didn't get knocked out
Don't be honest y'all think I was gonna get knocked out like I did pretty good
It's like they would have to hit you so hard where you're like days is out, right?
Don't watching it. It's so hard to watch right now
bro that is so hard to watch i just kind of knocked out bad
like why do i just freeze it's so much easier to watch it than like be in real life
oh my god look at this chat
look at this bro like look i was doing so good right
I
Was doing so good defending right here. I can start getting hit and I just stopped like I just freeze
And like it's just hard bro
I gotta talk down more. I need to talk down more. Yeah
Go to start of the third round wait was I doing good in the third round?
What was the third round was a time stamp?
See when I was telling you to move your head, but what if I'm scared that I'm gonna move
my head into the direction where he's gonna punch?
How do I not be scared of him like, how do I not be scared of moving the wrong way into
where he could punch me?
Because then that's even worse, no?
If you move into his punch.
You get a spark every day or every day you're in your box and do that's how you make stuff.
And again, don't wash your hands anymore, bro.
You have to move your eyes so you can use your still head.
That's so funny, bro. I fell over the thing, bro.
Dude, block me when I'm moving ahead.
I just gotta spar more chat.
Everything you guys are telling me right now,
I'm putting in one ear and one out.
I just gotta spar more.
I'm getting so much, I just gotta listen to my coach
and I just gotta spar more.
That's all I gotta do.
I can't lie, I'm looking pretty good, though.
My physique's looking good, bro.
It's like five minutes after you triple her box.
Dude, Hydra was trolling too.
He was saying stuff like in the middle of the fight, bro.
My back's looking good.
any time you pressure and you're winning.
Dude, this play is not real, gay.
This play is not real, bro.
Okay, I'm watching the third round.
Pixie IQ just subscribed.
Pixie IQ, think it was sub, bro.
Pixie IQ just subscribed.
I'm watching you right now. When do I start going crazy, Jeff?
I need you to go to wash this. My back is actually crazy. Like, you can see the muscle in my back.
My ass is a little bit big though, I can't do much.
Jeff, can you hear me? Bro, what do you mean can you hear me bro? You're typing in a twist chat. I can't hear you.
You're the Chinese monster it was around where you just rushed to meeting
$19,000 they're gonna rush them more, bro.
They're gonna rush them more, man.
Someone find the time stamp for me, okay?
Oh
All right boys
I'm gonna get off boys appreciate y'all for watching boys
W100k viewers bro
W100k viewers
No, I'm saying those are the shit
those are the shit
Love you through the dream. No, I'm gonna be awesome, bro. I
I'm not turning on too many more chat. I I'm gonna keep it down
I'm gonna keep doing it down low, you feel me?
Dude, I gotta drop that!
No!
That's so bad!
No, it's on site.
So, Boji, you wanna play EWC?
You wanna see me come on or what?
We out?
We out, Boji?
Just a minute, bro.
We're best with each other, bro.
Me and you.
You know, you didn't even qualify.
You didn't even qualify.
You didn't even qualify to the LCKU of PENTA, so you know me and you are the best duelist
for each other, but we out tomorrow, just let me know.
You've been co-vaxing every day, bulging.
Just fix your vibes and that will be I, alright?
It will be I.
I might lose a few hairs playing with you, but you're a good player, bro.
What is calling on?
I'm getting off now.
You better be Jason.
I will.
chat chat I will put up a good fight if I don't beat him I won't be him if I do
beat him I do beat him it's all in God's world it's all in my training and I'll
put up a good fight I'll tell you the rest of sure I'll put up a good fight
what you guys saw today if you guys even saw it is not gonna be the same
in the next two months I mark I assure you that I'm a hundred percent
confident you're not gonna see because I'm gonna I'm gonna be training every
I've been training every day. I'm gonna be training every day from now to date to the flight. So I'm not stopping. I'm not
I'm still off in my diet
There's no stopping me, okay
So you guys rest assured man and
I'm gonna sleep worse
I'm gonna go to sleep
How much footwork you doing in gym?
I'm doing a lot, bro. I'm doing a lot of footwork.
Where's the shirt, boys? Where's the shirt?
Oh, we gotta be... Bro, we gotta hear a lead, bro.
We're jumping jacks for more month.
boss I'm in the chat stay up I gotta get a leave her bogey wants to play me so
bad girl look at this guy check out again leave right to play the
performance mom dual kill range all right we'll do dual I might stay up chat
but I don't want to stay up too late because I don't want to ruin my sleep
schedule let me see my schedule let me see why I'm gonna do something I might do
some late night four night streams we could do a cute bogey but I'm not gonna
I'm just gonna talk to you. I'm just gonna talk to my chat because I wanna...
I wanna... what's the word? I wanna freaking talk to my chat bro.
Go to 5.21 all... this guy went into all of the e-shrine.
Okay, grab a weapon.
Oh, chat, can you guys help tiring up bro?
Yeah, you better wait. I do what you know about my body.
one, five, twenty-one
yo bro you're fucking twenty-one
yo everybody hit, you're about to hit, you're about to hit
can you guys hear me?
three, you guys ready, you guys ready?
yo
third round
let's go, let's go, let's go
let's watch this third round bro
What
Dude like he started gassing on mid-fight and I was just like I couldn't take him seriously bro
Cuz this guy was like who gasses up their opponent mid-fight like that should that make that threw me off
That threw me off and then I got punched and I was like
It's hard, bro, he's six five
ah
i don't have
his pet
if jeff was the same height as hijab
he would doggone him 100%
the only body shot to go on for
into the headshot
how tall is jason again jeff
oh jeff, no
oh hijab
nice job
What's the Logan Paul apology video? I want to make a tweet real quick.
The idea just came around. And this is the song for it.
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement.
Oh shit.
This is not right. This is not cool.
I am not a viewbotter. I never was one.
I've been streaming on Twitch since I was 13 years old.
I am now a grown 20 year old.
Whoever keeps saying I am a viewbotter, stop it.
You are harassing me in the community that I have built these years.
Do better.
Is that a tough tweet or no, chat?
Why is this guy putting in the chat? Why is I having to put in that?
Dance with me, dance with me, dance with me, it's tough.
That's a tough tweet.
Just read the pin.
Like, Jeff has to reach up just hitting his peck.
If Jeff was the same height as Hydra, he would dog him 100%.
Oh, stop.
DC DMs.
Yo, what are you watching?
That was better, that was better.
I still think Hydra won that though. Not real.
There's two lost at third one. What's going through your mind right now, Hydra?
I need to get a party up.
Also, I'm re-re-reasing out of this guys one. I'm going to push that in.
Oh, fuck.
I can reach as more.
Like J-
Good, because it fucking says it.
That's crazy.
Okay, okay.
He messed me up bad last round.
Got one good full pump to the head.
I don't have anything to blow up on me.
Alright, we gotta play a bow to get on.
Whoa, I can't go down.
Dude, should I really stay up, bro?
I'll just get it tomorrow, bro.
It's not even hard.
Dude, I should not stay up.
This is so stupid.
I have to go to sleep in one minute.
10s fan is that bogey? check discord games
whoa oh Jeffy Bobby just DM me a play bro that could be biz that could be biz
that could be biz Jeffy Bobby bro
Bogey, why did you change your name?
Oh, hell no.
How fast do you think you can get a lead?
Come to the dome here.
Just run the sand gooping.
No, they both got one good pull pump to the head.
What?
So what?
They both had one.
He's just like a horrible person or my trippin maybe it's someone else
Doot doot
Give me a little porn
Okay I got you Jeffie, bye goodnight bro
You can't lose if you don't quit
So every game you quit
Every day you quit
Should I make one of these shirts?
Bro
Hey Michael
Bro.
Hey, Mark.
Yeah.
Okay.
For all these videos, they are very motivating.
Hey, Mark.
Unbelievable.
I know, I know.
What are you doing?
I know.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry when I missed your takes, Bob.
I'm sorry.
What?
Did you just not call me?
Are you apologizing to me?
I'm just saying I'm sorry, I'm going to talk to you, girl.
That is what that is, baby, bro.
That is the escape plan.
Nobody fucking believes in me, man.
Nobody.
Chat, my cardio's crazy, I can't lie.
Hi, Alcardio's hydrochat.
I mean, my- I mean, Mamacita's in chat.
Yo, is there any girls in the chat?
Is there any girls in the chat
Yeah, any girls in the chat any any girls
Nobody believed me. I think I lost again again again. He saw you all you all heard that motivation
I lost again and again again again
Cardio is the easiest to build it is bro. Do I out like Chad no glaze like I'm not even trying to glaze myself
I how cardio to hide your sword like you saw he was on the ground. He's like he was like he was like
I can't do this. Yo, you'll remember that
I got
I-I-I-I-I-I-O-O-O-E-O
Simpsons are you robert?
You're Benz.
Listen even if I WAS viewbotting?
Right?
Let's say even if I was, what could you do about it?
What could your message possibly-
No!
I mean I saw viewbotting.
I need to hit that, man.
I need to hit that, bro!
Who banned him?
Push mod banned him.
Damn, dude got brain damage from Hydra.
Me?
Mmm.
Well, let's look at his messages.
His whole messages is...
I mean, he's a good viewer.
I don't ban him.
We can convert him for sure.
He needs to understand that I'm not the one view-bottom myself. He needs to understand
It's kind of a double-edged sword. I know I'm saying I'm a victim for getting view-botted
But like in an evil way like it's low key good for me that I'm getting view-botted, you know what I mean?
So like I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you and be like, oh
I'm a victim like I'm just showing about that victim stuff like there's literally not there's possibly nothing I could do
About getting view-botted. There's nothing I could do and I gotta just I gotta just embrace it like
what am I supposed to do? You know what I mean? There's nothing I could do.
So we might as well enjoy the viewbot. Does that make sense?
I can reassure you, I'm not the one that's doing it.
Don't forget you need to get to elite. Wait, blue me. I don't get to sleep until I get to elite.
You want to make that a deal? If you give me a challenge with that, I will not get off until I get elite.
But I'm probably not going to do cardio tonight then. You see what I mean?
I can't do cardio and I can't like I can't do I don't know how to balance my life bro
Because I'm so good in one thing
I'm so good in one thing when I when I lock in on it and then the other thing I can't focus on it
Like you made me lock in so hard on shirney
Now I'm skipping cardio and that's gonna like have consequences and I'm gonna lose the fight to Jason
But maybe I'm hard on myself because I already trained today
I spar two times today like I just want to do cardio but I can't I gotta get
leaked would you rather have good cardio or be broke hmm that's a good
question right there
I rather have both both is good being not being broke and having good physique
can having how lasting Jason listen my goal is to just be Jason the fight along
with streaming consistently until then you know I'm saying my bro I've been
shimming so consistently these past few how long has it been how many days
I just haven't been trimming.
Whoa!
Open! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sacrifice this, but you don't have to get a lead tonight. Just by Friday? Bro.
So you're telling me I didn't have to get a lead tomorrow.
Look at that, I just pre-fired that kid?
Like I pre-fired Hydra's hand in the boxing match.
Nah, he pre-fired my hand.
Bro, I'm literally like, chat what ranked do y'all think I'm in boxing in like in
in real life right now.
Dude, my teammate's just selling me, bro.
Like, you see how I'm moving right now?
In Fortnite?
I need to move like this in boxing, bro.
Look at that. Fast edits?
Jab.
Oh my God.
What if I apply boxing physics to Fortnite?
Like, what if instead of I saying 200,
every time I hit someone, I say,
Jab. Jab. One. Two. Three. Give me three. Give me three. One. Two.
Moving like this in boxing is better. Yeah, but I would forever be short, bro.
Good thing I got a good girlfriend that won't cheat on me.
You know, I could be as short as I want, bro.
I can y'all can make fun of me for being short chat, but
But I got a good girlfriend bro, and I'm rich so it doesn't matter
Chat would you guys be my height and be rich and have a good loving girlfriend or would you guys be six one?
Would you guys rather be?
I've been done on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
One 80, 200.
Box.
Fox, bro, who is shooting me out, blood?
What the- it's a penis hair, dude.
That bush always reminds me of how much hair I have on my penis.
Actually, I shaved a few days ago.
No, I didn't shave.
Jack, y'all be shaving your penis hair in the sink shower in the sink, because I
I have a, I have a glass.
No.
Wait, I thought I could shoot faster.
Too much information, gang.
I do it over the toilet.
Yeah, I probably shouldn't be doing it in the shower
cause it gets clogged in the drain bro.
I remember bro, I used to be my meat
like when I was a gooner back then
in the freaking shower
and the freaking, the shower would get clogged
with my nut bro.
And like, I remember like my sibling,
she was like, Jeffrey, why did you nut all over the
freaking, why did you,
no man yo Latino logic bro it's rough what happened to us man we could have been great
I could have been in land bro.
We could have been in land Latino logic.
But it's all your fault.
It's all your fault.
I'm in logic's fault.
He said he saw.
up line bro
just chalk it up bro, fries me back in
whoa
hi fiend
Wait, he didn't even know he died, bro.
Oh, he knew.
Oh, no ammo, man.
Bro where is this kid at bro?
Toad gang.
Brother.
Alright, it's my team is so good.
This is what happens when- nevermind I don't want to be distrustful.
Chad, what rank y'all think I'm a gaff this chat?
Dude, I'm really staying up late to play Fortnite, bro.
I mean, it's not even considered a sacrifice if I'm being consistent my schedule.
Think about it.
Bloomy.
You're not good at this because you worked 16 hours a day.
But sleep is actually very important, bro.
I'm so like my mood is gonna transfer over to the next day if I get good sleep and if I bad sleep
I'm gonna have sleep that
You know I'm saying
You get what I'm putting on I'm pale
This guy's negative bro.
Yo we're crazy bogey.
we should do it bro
the sun is viral bro, chat with viral bro, for me to do
Shall we meet it bro?
Well, come here my little pooky dinky wookie booky bear.
hey don't you dare boy no you don't get to rest you understand me I own both
y'all man go I'm gonna go now go I'm gonna now prove your worth boy whoa
what the fuck bro come on dude weirdo all right boys if I don't get on me
me after this rank up. I'm in my shroom. Come on baby. Come on. Come on. Come on.
with 115k viewers don't gas like me like that bro. Do not gas like me like that. Do
not do that chat. So I'm really ruining my sleep for you guys bro. I'm really freaking
ruining my sleep for you guys.
People are botting it, isn't it?
I don't think they're doing anything.
This is player Krillin, who recently got 13th and
FNCS Grand Finals on North America Central.
The footage was obtained from Krillin's Twitch account
using Twitch VOD downloader.
Bro, why does he waste his time trying to expose Krillin?
Like, for me, it does not even do anything to you.
With the full VOD and source link provided in the
Google Doc at the end of the video or under this tweet.
um during a stream on April 19th 226 the players are in change the clip
right now
brother what are you gonna grab the best settings are not gonna do it on stream but
you know how the boss can go do you win yeah one check brother what are you doing bro oh my god
Don't end on 20 now, go to sleep.
Yeah, I'm going to sleep, bro.
Oh, no way.
This kid tweeted this.
Be Asian Jeff three one in my first boxing match.
Who's next?
This guy is so bored
Bro, there's no way he's taking a spar as in a real boxing match
If he wants to do that, we can do a rematch and I'll actually go all out. I'm not kidding
I will literally, I will like, I will literally go all out
I will literally like, I will like, just imagine getting cheated on or something. I don't know
Go to sleep, you're my go.
Dude, this guy said it was a smart and he's tweening that bro.
Run it back and go crazy.
You don't have to imagine that.
Azora, my bad bro. My bot just timed you up for saying that word.
Hey, you upset I'm payment. How do you lose, bro?
because I didn't have my contacts on it's actually like Chad y'all know like
it's actually like kind of hard to fight with no vision right like imagine like
I don't know y'all wear glasses but imagine you take off your glasses and
imagine that's how you're fighting the whole fight that's literally how I
was fighting I had no contacts on
I
Been messed up
Bro, I can't get knocked out by Jason bro
He not see from far close I can't see from far
my neck man 100k bro damn good to see you your bathrobe or backshot we're back
am I still live on tiktok? oh my tiktok ended that's some lucky brother
damn thought you made comeback I didn't make a comeback chat tiktok is so bad
guys we made a comeback bro hold up let me see how much money I made from today's
room so it makes me have a dopamine boost all right and wow we've earned that
much over last week that's very impressive that is very impressive
Jeez bro, wait did the munches end?
Yo the munches ended bro.
We made that much money.
Do that minus 2500 and how much money will we have left back?
Let's see.
like you pay two thousand pounds rent nah something else bro I can't say it my rent
is like 1500 but I don't have to pay rent for the for this month the next month
because I have like a deal going on my apartment but dude the only thing that's
wrong with this apartment this this guy next to me on the next to me he's
he's a he looks like mr. mean and like he like gets mad at me for being loud
But I'm not a chill guy now. I'm not like loud anymore.
And I haven't been really getting any noise complaints.
So God bless for that man.
Hey kid, you still be shimming on Tiktok or no?
Your tick-tock shingles are doing really phenomenal, dude
Wow, look at that precision bro, if only I could have that in boxing match, dude
Brother made it out the hood boy
I was never in the hood if I was if I was from the hood bro. I would have knocked out Hydra today
But I grew up in a really nice neighborhood. I
Remembered though. There was one time I was in a public
like a basketball um or I'm gonna tell you guys two times I got bullied in my life there
was this one time I was in a public basketball uh hoop and these people were like messing
me and like they were stealing my phone and I was like yo I'm gonna call the cops and
then they came back my phone but like my friend wanted a scrap bro my friend wanted
a scrap so that's how you know he was from the hood but I was like I'm gonna call
the cops. Like I thought I was tugged back then calling the cops. Yo gang what is this
kid's movement? This kid's a monkey! Yo this kid's a monkey bro!
I grew up in the in the softest neighborhood ever.
I would never steal your phone.
I think he knows someone botching.
Yeah, I know someone bot with me.
How much IT do you guys think like we all have as a human bro?
I'm gonna try to move left and right in 4.92.
Left?
Right?
Twitter! Oh my god, I moved left and right and it worked, bro.
Maybe I need to do that in boxing, too.
I appreciate that, fam. You're a real one.
Go live on TikTok right now, ain't you?
And don't chase girls, bro.
Only I get to chase girls on the weekends, okay?
Brother.
Pissed on, brother.
Whoa.
Chad's might, is my keyboard soundin' good or no?
Look at this.
Look at this retake.
Boom.
Now look at this aura.
Oh, shit.
Look at that aura, bro.
that orebo yeah it sounds like man dang bro fell off like crazy I know bro we
should get 150,000 viewers bro now we only get 121 bro we fell off bro
Let me call my boy real quick, I need some human interaction.
bogey bro I can't talk to bogey bro it's too awkward bro
I'm getting jumps
I'm gonna jump them in in a forner game
hit it
50, 100, crap.
10, 60, 100.
GG's.
Back to back points.
Gimme that.
Hit fire reflects up close Jeff your goat. Yeah, I'm a freaking go you you bet. I'm a go big boy
Jeff what you benching now, I actually have not benched a minute, but my max is 165
Bro how many more ranks do we have to get bro? Like we're not gonna sleep anytime soon, bro. It's over, bro
Hmm, dude the watermelon is just still staying- chat, can I get bugs from just leaving watermelon
left on my kitchen counter?
Or no?
Okay, that should be good, right?
Jeff, are you fighting Jason?
Wait, you can?
Like they just spawn out of nowhere even if your house is clean?
Like even if your house is super clean, you're just gonna have bugs out of nowhere.
Fruit flies?
They just come in from nowhere.
Cause I live in an apartment, chat.
Bro, stop using bots.
You're banned.
What's this sweet that threats made, chat?
Did he not call grants?
bro look at this is he good bro bro I feel like he's been going through
bro he didn't call he eats he didn't call freaking anything bro what happened
Dude
All right, where are you there?
Oh
He's him too. No, that's his looking getting old his aim is really good, but he's getting old bro
I think the authorizes is getting some
You know I'm saying
I'm right the chapter the age is getting to me too, bro
Hey man, I will say my physique wise, physique wise I'm looking my best, I'm the leanest I've
ever been and I'm learning a new thing which is boxing. So I think physique wise, mental
wise I'm up there for sure. I was definitely a bum a few years ago but I'm definitely improving
a lot in my life physically. But I'm kind of downgrading now because I've been shimming
a lot so I'm kind of reverting back to normal which I don't like. I don't know how many
steps I got today so so yeah we need we need it I'm gonna do an hour of
cardio that's this
aged myth on this for tonight myth is good at boxing though
one shot nice dude
chat myth is good at boxing bro how much are you making off ads dude I made a
lot of money this one throw like a lot bro like way more than I used to in
than I usually do.
I'm telling you bro, it's all part of, even if we're getting viewed by the bro, it's all
part of God's plan bro.
And that's what I was saying earlier man, like, even if you think you're down bad right
now, and to whoever I'm talking to that can hear my voice like, even if you think you're
down bad, everybody, first of all you gotta realize everybody has down bad moments.
whether that be gooning, fricking, Roka's hell, like, everybody has problems, bro.
You gotta realize...
You gotta realize, chat, like...
everything in life bro is temporary bro and that that means that means when
you're up to your kingdom can crumble like taking me for example your kingdom
can you can have it all you can blow up overnight but your kingdom can also
crumble overnight that's what I'm trying to tell you guys everything is
temporary bro use that with what you can bro for the situation you're in if you
don't like the situation you're in it's temporary you got it you can't just you
gotta still work right you still gotta like do something to get out of it you
still got to take action right you can't just expect someone to come and
save you right like I'm I can't expect to grow as a streamer if I'm not
shimming every day you know I mean if I'm not being consistent every day like I
am right now I'm nobody's gonna come save you bro can you give us a powerful
Bible verse I'll try to remember one I'm not gonna remember Bible verses knowledge
I don't know, I'm not good at remembering Bible verses bro.
The technology fell off, why did someone just say that in my chat?
I'm not even kidding, someone said that, I'm gonna allow the message.
You gotta time it out.
The technology bro, don't let nobody tell you that you fell off bro, we're in the
same bow, bro. Do not ever let anybody disrespect you. You got a nice car, bro. These haters
don't have a car like you. You're living in Dallas, Texas. You're making content, your
content's blowing up. Like, don't let nobody tell you that you fell off, you know, because
I know that gets in your head sometimes. I know you're probably gonna be like, oh,
it doesn't get in my head, but it does. Because I've been there, been that, you
You know what I'm saying, like I know how you feel though.
I'm getting jumped by Bush Warriors, game.
And you're locking two to one status, baby.
Pull box.
100.
Dead.
Pissed on, brother.
I'm dead.
I'm no match.
I killed one, though.
I put one down like a dog that gets put down at a vet
when they're old.
Sorry.
My dog's gonna die one day bro, and that's something that I have to realize
I haven't seen that little Yorkie in a minute, bro. She's like probably like I got her in what 2016
So what year is it now 2026? She's 10 years old, bro Yorkies love very long chat
But she's getting old bro, and I think she has like a bump on her like a body or something
Might be a cancer bump, so she's gonna die soon
my dog dies bro maybe that's what will make me be Jason in the fight just think
about my dying dog do for my dog
Got it!
What did Ray always say?
Got it!
You think, you think Alva would come back now that you have motion?
No.
Alva is not a cloud farmer, bro.
the thing with all of her bro it's impossible to play them do my eyes hurt
bro what the hell dude 28 man got it my dog got a tumor removed yesterday cost
2k see bro that's why you need pet insurance bro I pay like $80 for one
of my dogs for pet insurance but my mom doesn't even go to the vet with it so I'm
just wasting my money I'm about to cancel my pet insurance bro
Yo gang brother, where did my denim from y'all go?
I'm getting jumped bro.
How does he shitting me?
BOO!
I have pen insurance from 4 animals?
Yeah bro, I might cancel my pen insurance, bro.
It's just like, my mom doesn't even go to the vet.
Even if I'm paying, I've been paying every month
for pen insurance and she doesn't even use a vet.
My mom's like an Asian mom.
She has that mindset where it's like,
oh, don't waste money on a dog.
And I'm like, mom, like, I don't really,
honestly bro, I don't know man,
it's a tough situation being.
Cause like Chad, I don't know,
what do you guys think?
You guys think you guys agree my mom or do y'all think like dogs are humans too, bro?
Because it's like weird, bro. It's a tough situation.
It's a very tough situation. Well, it's not even tough because it's my money, bro. I'm paying for the pet insurance.
So she has to go and do it.
Dude, I just realized all this is literally my money, bro.
My-my dog.
Those are brother to me my family, bro. I haven't touched a dog in a minute, bro.
I need to see my dog. That will probably help me.
You're so bad, kid.
Give me that. Give me that. Give me that.
If you get a tame into your dog, it's dog dying.
Damn bro, I'm sorry, here they are bro.
Dogs have feelings too, take the dog back.
Yeah, I mean if you're rich everything gets solved.
So it's like, he's got to be rich bro, that's all you got to do bro.
Bro just left all of his chat to be here, hey man thanks for letting me know bro.
Hope you and my 135,000 viewers enjoy my uh, stream in.
My eyes are starting to hurt, I'm about to get off soon chat, I'll get elite tomorrow
bro.
I need to go to sleep it's 1251. I'm already I'm already one hour before bedtime
I'm right when you left me
Run Max as bro
Bro sucks not be able to spend money bro.
Like I know I have 120,000 viewers bro, but I can't even spend money bro even on groceries
because I just spent it all on my girl.
Like and now I'm paying the...
I could do a side hustle but I would still feel bad if I relied on my side hustle which
is the tokens and I'd go even but I'm gonna just not spend any more money this
week and just run out of my groceries in my... in my rush shop over in this phone.
In my refrigerator. I'm losing it right now. Spent it on your girl. Yeah, I bought her like,
well we ate out like twice last week or like Sunday. That was already $199. Oh my god they're
having sex in there. That was already $199 bro. We ate out twice and then I bought $56
worth of groceries. And like that, Chad, you guys need to track how much money you spend
a week. Like this is what I started doing Chad. I'm making a budget for myself. Every
Sunday I get to spend $200. I reset it every Sunday. So right now, the whole week,
I only allow myself to spend $200.
Brother.
I only allow myself to spend $200.
And that, what that's gonna do, what it's already doing for me, it makes money.
Cause money is so like, y'all, like, even me, I struggle with this too, like money.
You need to find it, you need to realize it's like a hard thing to get.
Bro.
I'm so gay.
Bogey, I just sold.
I can't see in the madness.
Not gonna lie, I spend literally nothing.
I'm working my credit right now, bro.
6-7.
Alright, boys.
I appreciate y'all, man.
I'm gonna get off, bro
My eyes are getting tired. I know I have 125,000 viewers right now, but I did show me a hour today
Unfortunately, I am going to have to um I
am gonna have to
to
Why so many viewers were savvy, bro. We made it, bro
But yeah, I am going to have to
What's the word I am gonna have to
End my stream now
Wish I read with my 125,000 viewers chat
You know what let's read our rog with my 125,000 viewers man
Go show all rog some love bro
I appreciate y'all man. They'll be a our stream. I will be getting I will be going to sleep now boys and
And sorry you can't bro.
Sorry you have more viewers than the maximum currently supported by RAIDs right now.
That's aura.
That's gotta be aura.
I can't even raid all of ROG cause I have too many viewers.
too much wait who oh my god should we raid queso let's raid ex-qc
wow I'm famous chat I'm screen-shining this bro this is aura right here bro
this is aura we're here in raid streamers cuz we have too many viewers
all right boys I love you guys man I'm just gonna aim my stream boys that'll be
freaking stream I'll be live tomorrow for the performance eval cup I don't know I
think I'm gonna play with maybe bogey or maybe Jeffy Bobby I don't know but I
I will be live tomorrow chat.
I love you guys.
And sorry that I got beat up by Hydra.
I'll lock in.
Peace out, boys.
Peace out.
Wait, what day is today?
Oh, shoot.
Oh shoot, we gotta have a con to call it Blooming.
Alright boys.
I love you guys.
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