Mother, don't matter to me.
I can't take off my shoes bro.
was good chat was good brothers yo jeff is yo is jeff fent holding no chat I'm
trying to take off my shoes bro I'm trying to take off my shoes bro what
do you mean is fent holding what you mean by that it don't matter to me guys
I'm not gonna lie bro I had busy as day today you feel me let me take off my
shoes we double lace of course you know I'm saying boom 200 all right boys I'm
gonna take off my I'm gonna take off my contacts I'm gonna take off my I'm gonna
take off my contacts and shit you feel me I'm from New York let me get a
bacon-egg and cheese, errrr, fucking slug them out, errrrrr, don't mess with me, don't mess with me
what's good boys, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good, what's good
Cozette, are you in the chat bro?
what's up young muscle, Jeffrey? what's up bro? another tournament? getting on 30 minutes before the tournament?
yo guys, I'm not gonna hold you bro, someone just said we have a 442 viewers as soon as we started the stream
I think the viewbotter is viewbotting me again chat, and I think twitch cat me at 500 viewers now
Which can be a five of you is there okay? I'm gonna take off my contacts, all right. Oh shit
I'm so you know I like your physique. How can I get it hold on hold on let me let me take off my contacts
Let me take off my contacts and quit chat bro. I'm not gonna lie
I know I got on 30 minutes before but you guys got to understand because I'm about to show you guys why I got on 30
minutes before that's right guys we just made so much fucking food you know I'm
saying we had to the reason why I made so much food is not only cuz I'm gonna
I'm gonna boke but also because Chad this morning I have financial meeting and
I'm not gonna lie I had an Apple watch meeting too I wanted to go fix my app
Watch but guess what guys on the bright side
We train today. We had a good training session. We push hard my coach like the other guy with all this energy from
That's a gem. Yo, what's good, but you'll bother with the get the chill and sub I appreciate it
You've been my method of the race
I'm not gonna. I just poured in three cups and just put in the rice cooker
Guys, I made a lot of shit. I made a lot of food. Um, dude, I'm not in trolling chat
I know I'm got on 30 minutes before bro, but you guys don't understand there's so much shit going on my life right now
This AI I'm not sponsored chat y'all got to get on it, bro
This AI bro. I've been talking to the whole day after I end my shit
So good
I am all over the place. I'm I think Sluppie's and so up here in the chat
I'm gonna give you VIP and I'm gonna give blitz VIP nobody else get jealous in the chat
It's because I just see them a lot and she you feel me
So I want to make them feel some sort of way and she a bottle thing but I get to tell us up bro
Slubby I just VIP you blitz. I'm a VIP you too. Oh
I remove some vichama eat some food. I'm gonna take all my contacts. I'm not even kidding. How many viewers do we have right now?
chat
How many viewers do we got right now? We got?
441 viewers okay guys I need you guys to do me a favor Ivan I'm gonna give you VIP
to my bad my bad I'm I need you guys to do me a favor okay I want to test out
this theory I think the viewbotters in the stream right now and I think which
cat me to 500 viewers if you guys have a real the extension to see my real
viewers I want to see my real viewers compare my body viewers okay cuz I
I think we're getting bothered 500 if you guys ever see me going over to a thousand viewers or 600 by the end of the stream
Let me know because I'm pretty sure chat twitch cat me to 500 viewers. I'm not even kidding
Maybe even 450 yo bottle thing but another get the tier one sub brah. Appreciate you, bro
Thank you so much for the fucking get the sub penguin thought yo upset. I'm penguin bro. Why did you change your name, bro?
Okay, yo, I'm gonna text my AI right now Chad. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this
I'm texting my AI right now. You guys see that?
yo yo I'm gonna stream and eat my food text me on the meantime but I'm gonna
be busy boom now I'm gonna text the AI that I'm telling him that I'm busy and
shit so I'm gonna be streaming and giving you guys attention look what he
just said he instantly responded to me right and he said bet locking and get
I'll keep things quiet so you can focus.
What? I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you with your nails.
If you guys don't know, we are on Acuteen.
So we gotta take these two pills.
But guys, I made a lot of fucking food.
I'm gonna eat my fucking food.
I'm gonna get the schedule fixed, bro.
So we're friends of a robot.
Yo, Bottle, think I'm gonna get the Tiro sub chat.
So I actually got bad news, but I don't know if I want to tell Bloomy.
Bloomy in the chat. Bloomy's not in chat.
He's not in chat, yo Ivan, I'll be right up here, bro.
Yo, Bloomy's not in the chat, Chesh,
I'll let you guys know or no.
I got bad news, but it's not even that I'm not locked in,
it's because I have something that's happening, bro, okay?
Let me eat my food real quick.
Yeah, I got
Yeah, I got you, bro.
Yo, Cozid, are you in chat?
We're on VIP, bro, Simon, bro, you gotta raise me up first.
All right, let me back you chat train so hard today. You guys only understand, bro. I
Don't matter to me dude. I think twitch actually got my viewers, bro
Who's your duo for today, bro?
Everyone relax
Everyone take a deep calm breath. Okay. I
I will show you guys my duel
All right guys
Three two one go
Okay, I'll show you guys my duo as you guys can see I deem this guy
He said I'm down a he said at 515 three days ago
I'm down a player division cup and not sure we can be great
I'm gonna be like yo you on we don't win today, bro
Trust bro, so I'm gonna secure my placement with him bro
Cuz I don't think he's even gonna play with me chat, but if this we're gonna play a Sultan okay chat
I don't know if y'all know who it who it is. I think I fought him one time in game
He was very hard to kill it was like one person chat
It was like a 2v1 and he was just being very weird. So I know this guy's good
Okay, he ain't on Salam can some max. Oh my god speaking on that
I need to text my boy, bro, and that is I need to see when my shit's coming, bro
I need to see what my shit's coming, bro. Yo, cuz it are you in the chair?
I know four thousand just eight minutes. Y'all Ivan's glazing me bro. Hold on. Hold on. Let me send this guy my photo
Guys this is 1600 calories, I'm about to eat one sitting is that bad or no am I gonna am I gonna be so good at the game?
Wait, I didn't even take off my contacts yet. Oh
My god
Yo Shane ain't coming. No, no, no, it's coming bro. Dude. I'm I'm showing bro my energy my energy in the freaking like
Chad the NAV plus I think it's working bro like my energy is so good, bro
Yo, when's my shit coming
Yo, when's my shit coming bro, I don't think he's responding bro. We might have to find a dual chat. Oh
No, I'm getting a call
Okay, so this is a bad news. I was talking about a good thing blue means not in the stream chat
I'm gonna tell you guys right now my girl is coming just for literally one minute
Just to pick something up and then I'm gonna give her some attention and then I'm gonna focus on my shit
Hello
Yeah, the garage
All right, bro, but baby I gotta make it fast. I got a string
Okay, I'm opening it I'm opening it open it I opened it opened it. Did you get it?
Did you get it or no? Oh
The garage door
I opened it I opened it
bro I got you bro I got you oh my god bro I got you bro I got you wait can you
come with me
dad bear back
you
you
you
you
I just became a man, Tratt.
I'm gonna try to ask the glittery boy.
Badafan underscore cheered x200 love you Jeff GL for day one my superhero
Thank you, bro, hello
Fuck that shit hurts
Ha chat you guys don't understand what I just did
the
two
the
said
There we go. Oh
Fuck man, you guys don't understand what I just did chat I
I just became a fucking man bro. Look at what Chad look at what I have to fucking do
That post on snap hold up
All right post it on snap look at this shit
This box chat I just had to carry it to the garage bro now I get to fucking stream
Yo close that are you ready bro?
Watch that mouth my bad, bro. I'm just mad bro. I just had to drop something off from for someone, bro
And I don't have a duel. I don't know who to play this this guy's not responding me chat
What do I do?
I'm just gonna look for one
Need one division West easy
Shall I play the Salvi
I thought you plan was Gary, bro. Oh
Oh my god, no one's responding bro. He's not responding
Yo Noah
Let's be great, bro
Let's be great, bro. Let's be great, bro
Play with Bucky, bro
We're actually cooked. Oh, I get a responder
That's the worst oh Viper I have one no you hold it
Oh my god you text me now oh we were locked in what do you mean I
I'm your best option, bro!
Yo, don't make this mistake!
Fuck, that's my bad.
What do I do, chat?
Someone teach me how to gas like someone.
Play a Webster?
I'm not playing a Webster!
Don't ever say that shit ever again in my chat!
Bro.
I- I don't know why the message didn't go through.
I swear I sent it bro bro there's no respect in this industry bro it's kill
or be killed you got to drop your team name at least tell me who it who you're
playing with and I'll help you decide mmm is that a good gas letter yo am I
good gaslighter no why are they treating you like an option like a second
option but they think I'm bad at the game bro I don't know what to tell you
bro it's just over chat see I good luck bro I hope you the best fuck man we gotta
play of w o viper yo what's your tracker guys I don't know who to play
with bro I'm actually cooks bro OWL viper bro he has to be good right chat all
right close that I'm gonna send you the information can you how fast you think
you get it done was it texting Texas driving safety Texas driving safety
right log in okay boom manage passwords don't leak my shit close that I'll
I'll never trust you again.
Do not leak my shit.
Guys, if y'all are wondering what I'm sending him,
so I got a speeding ticket a few months ago, right, Chuck?
And I had to take this course to get it off
my freaking thing.
But remember yesterday, Chuck, I was telling y'all
that the state wants me to show up to a hearing
and I called them this morning.
Basically, all I gotta do is just email them
the certificate, which I never did.
So I'm having Kozette log into my course
and do it for me.
You know what I'm saying?
And Kozette, it says require times 15 minutes.
So you have to have 15 minutes on one task.
Don't tab out, boom, complete that, then 30 minutes, boom.
So total 300 minutes.
So how much minutes is 300 minutes, chat?
What's your pain?
Okay, this is my duo, five hours.
Kosebro, if you can get it to me tonight, bro, I'll give you like five hours or some
shit.
I see 80K again.
Yo, don't show about that airman in
Close it. Can you do it?
If you can't do it, I'll I'll get someone else. It's only 300 minutes, bro
Guys, I think I'm playing OW Viper
dude I saw all of you make a tweet this morning bro and he's so weird look at
this shit oh he deleted his tweets who's he playing with bro I want to see
this is yo you want to play division one cup today I'm ready to win yo if it's
getting egos me I'm a fucking rip it we were actually just talking about you no
shit I'm your best option I could get you out the mud who did it who did it in
chat you need no one did it you need to stop playing with underrated goats you're
throwing away your career I don't mean to strongly now I'm not gonna say that
check underrated goats okay so I'm playing with higher this time is that
good Jeff instead of playing with an underrated goat is it good that I'm
Oh my god, bro. This guy's just...
I'm getting AIDS, I'm getting AIDS, bro.
This guy will play with any random ass Fortnite kid, but play with me, bro.
It doesn't make any sense, bro!
Like, oh, I'm leaving stream.
I'm leaving stream. You're giving me high cortisol.
Good luck with your career.
Like, oh my god, bro. It doesn't make any sense, bro.
I'm just gonna play OW Viper. Bro, look at Viper's tracker.
Dude! I don't know who else to play with bro. This is my, all of her, these are my best options.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm just like, you're just a little brighter pet till the end of the time. You'll just keep playing random kids
You won't play me
It doesn't make any sense
offer these ashes
I'm just gonna stay in my boat. I'm gonna knock out this Jason kid
Dm Jason one or Dn more people bro, bro. There's no good players in battle, bro
Like it is
Do you guys get what I'm feeling you bro?
Like my cortisol levels are just raising bro. It's just so annoying
Canary
nice
I don't know I damn shouldn't play Viper trap
It's honestly the best decision bro, I don't know what else to tell you guys bro. I
I just hope Viper's not a chud, bro.
Play with G-Sync, you're banned.
No, don't ever say I share every game.
Could be good, but I don't really know.
I didn't really get to watch all their vlogs, but I watched some people's YouTube videos
and games with me, and I was like, they're pretty good, but I swear I'm not just playing
with hire, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Um...
wait guys what if i dm easel app
FTS.
We might be checked the M's?
No.
I need you to do it.
I need you to do it.
Jealousy, oh, oh, me.
Where does this one go?
Am I special?
Yo, am I special or no?
Where does this one go?
Oh
Yo, send tracker chat ego FPS said he's a zero pain, bro
Okay, we could either guarantee it our option with viper
And just lock it in because we don't have a door right now chat
Or we can try to get
What's the word?
Those are dude those are not playing me. He thinks he probably thinks he's too good for me or some shit
I think we have to lock in with Viper Chat.
Play with Hound, bro.
Hound is so boring to play with, bro.
The guy's like, he's just like, you know, what's going on, guys.
Like, I want to play with someone that has energy, you feel me?
Poses, send me the security questions.
Your mental's gonna be bad if you're done?
I'm already fucking annoyed
Like the fact that all rog
Will die on this earth before he plays the tournament me and he'll keep playing with random ass kids
Like it actually gets me so triggered because if you look at it from his point of view
His career is really falling apart. Just playing with random ass kids, right?
he could capitalize off me not only can we do good together in the tournament and
we really have chemistry he could capitalize off of me and the people
want us to play together they want to see alvrogi and asian jeff they don't want
to see no fucking alvrogi in a random ass kid that nobody knows about you
know I'm saying like he's just so stupid it hurts me off like it hurts me
bro it hurts me like so much like he has a hundred viewers every stream bro
He's not growing at all like I'm not even trying to be disrespectful
I'm just gonna say what's on my head like this guy has at 100 viewers every stream and he's not growing. It's so sad
It's so sad. It's raising my cortisol levels and he'll do anything
But play of a fucking Asian Jeff
Wait
So close that what's the so we have to wait 15 minutes or some shit
Are you ready for me to answer your security questions?
Seven minutes left?
Yeah, I'm just going to play Viper.
No, I'm doing it.
I got to do this first section for 15 minutes.
Okay.
Just let me know when you have another security question.
Play of Latino logic? I could ask Latino.
I'm looking making business moves right now, chat. Shhh! You don't have to know. Just know I'm making business moves.
Just know I'm making business moves, chat.
I think we locked him with
Lucky was talking about how much he made off YouTube, bro
I really appreciate you for that bro, but we gotta figure out who we playing with chat. We have nine minutes, bro
That's all me. I should be in this kid that was locked in. I swear. I thought I'd be in them, bro
That's how busy I am. Yeah, like I my brain literally
Processed that it went through and he's like you didn't give me
He made 15 million for YouTube. Alright.
I did not make 15 millions.
Play with Mr. Savage. I'm looking down if he's shimming. Is he shimming?
I mean, we just gotta play Viper, bro.
That's our best option I
Don't really know much what more we can say bro like I really don't I don't know I
Actually don't get it
I'm by the fucking flame over on Twitter. I swear God. I
Don't care if I get hate for the shit. I need to say it bro
I don't should I do it or should I hold myself back?
Cuz all of these is the dumbest fucking kid ever. I swear, bro
It actually gets my course of levels, bro
I'm actually about a flame in my Twitter, bro. Hold my fucking God
This guy will keep at look at me viewers. He has right now a hundred viewers
He will keep fucking averaging a hundred viewers if he plays of a random fucking kid bro every torment
Nobody wants to pop on twitch and see all rog and a random kid play it for night, bro. Like I'm just being straight up
Do after you call you're right. I'm gonna hold off
Okay, you guys just like
She makes me so upset. I hope you guys can feel what I'm feeling with my blood is just infuriated bro
Guys why you guys tell me to tell sandwich bro guys. I'm just gonna play OWL Viper, bro
I have no one else to play it
Like I have to just try my best if we get so we get so like I'm pretty sure Viper is good like
If we get so chat y'all will literally watch my stream and know that I got so y'all will know that I'm not the problem
Okay, if we get so
Like it's a hit or miss Viper could be good Viper could be bad like we have no one else to play of anyway
So what can we do about it? You know I'm saying and someone in the child saying play of Connery?
Um, I'm respectfully I'm not playing with Connery. It's not because she's a girl
It's because I just don't think I think I could get better. You know I'm saying
That's all
Wait
Let's see
All right, we locked it in
We locked it in we locked it in
Chad why you guys Jeff you gotta fight in 15 days. I know brave bro. I saw you trying to convince all of us
Level 255? Wait is that bad?
Wait, why are you guys staying playing Mr. Savage?
Yeah, can we see the food room?
Uh, go to my snack head for it, I'll pull it down.
was asking like in my stream oh my god my duo is crazy bro
Hahahahahahaha, uuugh.
MUHUGHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Every fucking tournament, man!
Guys, my duo's gotta be good, right?
Like, there's no way my duo's trash, right?
What the-?
Elmele, your problem, how's it in my problem that I don't have options?
Wait, why are you guys saying savage?
Wait, why are you guys saying savage? You don't try to find options. I literally had I in my mind. I thought I was playing so
Oh my god
Good savage playing.
Wait, is that messed up by Snake last minute for Savage?
Am I fucked up for that?
I'm on Snake bro, that's weird.
I won't snake I won't snake I won't snake I won't snake
There's W content it's not even about the content savage quality and didn't even though
he's under pink he'll be good I just I don't know where he is or another
dude I'm so messed up if I try to snake my door right now for savage that's actually
messed up. No hard feelings though. Wait, my duo's okay moving. Wait, my duo's okay moving!
I guess you didn't ask Savage. Wait, cause the dash is illegal. Alright, let's get this
Tournament started. Oh shit. I just left the party back in he's gonna think I'm sneaking in
Let's get this tournament started you guys
Right had mr. Savage added
I'm so good chat. I'm so good at the game too. I just wish people would just give me a chance, bro.
Where's my duo? Yo, where's my duo?
I said to an IQ drive a madden
Do I have a man quick quick quick quick quick quick
All right, let's ready up. We're gonna run this shit up
Thanks. You snake them. Why would I snake him bro?
Oh, uh-uh.
Guys.
You skipped him?
Guys, I'm about to ready up, okay?
Who's ready?
I'm gonna ready up.
Are you guys ready for me to radio?
Jealously
So dumb. Guys, Viper cannot be that bad.
Oh shit, my fucking shit just lagged out.
What the fuck bro?
Why is my shit lagging out?
Yo this shit is so weird bro, it's shipping right now.
Yo why is this shit being so weird right now?
Yo hello?
Can y'all hear me?
Glitching bro
All right
Guys I'm not being weird you're gonna have to do this. What are you guys talking about?
I'm calling my duo bro. I'm not being weird. I was just glitching
Yo, hello, dude tell my duo to call me bro. Yo, hello
Hello?
Look at DMs.
i'm not playing savage bro he's playing this one already
guys he's already playing this one
bro's doing too much i swear
wait kozare are you still gonna do it or not?
I
Go well, you know, can you hear me?
But I try to do like five things
Oh
Yeah, I remember you know we put shrill back in right
I did so you're fucking shitting on me. No you're flying lost
It's this marker right where we're landing hit this right here. I'm gonna go here. It's hit that marker there for me, but
What's the feel I?
Slippery oh you gotta say your show like that
Yeah, we got motion like that.
There's one team, they might go here and try to kill us here.
Okay, okay.
I best rough it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, we do.
Yeah, we're squibbling, we're squibbling.
Just take my side, come here, come here, come here.
Yeah, we should twerp, we should twerp, yeah.
Yeah, just get the side of the hole if you want.
All right.
We're gonna fight.
Yeah, probably.
I got 4 shots, I'm on the knees.
Yeah, don't pop shots, let me help you guys out first, pop the knees.
Nice, bro, your eyes, yo.
They got right side but we need to have a little bit of a clear so we can get down here.
Can you hear a digger now?
Yeah, I can take anything. I'll open some.
Alright dude.
There are a shot rating on me.
Yeah, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Yeah, on you, on you, on you, on you.
Can you get me up there?
Get on my wall.
I'm above, I'm above you.
I'm right here.
I have 10 goals.
You took the wall?
Yeah, I'm back.
Yep.
There's another team behind us, they're two of them.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you.
One's in the back.
I'm going up to the left, give me time.
I'm trying to see me through the window.
Yeah, I'm good.
He's here.
He's here, he's here, so...
I have a later, I have a later.
Okay, one is in the back door.
I have zero, zero, zero, zero.
I think they'll, think they'll...
I'll see you, go, go, go, get the hold.
he's gonna run in he's gonna run in
yeah i'm holding holding
yeah show us
oh
i'm still
come come come i'm gonna charge
you gotta fight him you gotta fight him
let the one go
hey hey hey
he's gonna
he's gonna
he's gonna
he's gonna
he's gonna
i'm missing i'm missing i'm missing
show us show us from our way
Oh my god, you're so good
What's up, brother?
Where's it? Mark it, Mark it.
He was so ass.
He's on me.
Ah, they're kissing him.
I'm gonna risk, okay?
You guys are beginning...
Mark it, mark it.
You're getting right here, but why are you keyed?
I think we need a key, but I think I have to just show in the house the whole game.
Or you can just go behind Bolevar in the back.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
I'm just going to go in the ocean, okay?
I don't know what to do. Just slam behind Bolevar and go all the way.
Yeah, I like that, I like that.
Oh, you saw that.
Dude, you got another spot, bro? This is like ass, bro.
You really low-key kid is scary, so you're on call on that call.
Like, there was only one team. You could just install like them with good, like everyone just went up.
there's no way I get seen here right? they just landed at the the reboot spawn on the other side
nice fucking staff
holy muddy where's my dad from New York you get a bacon egg and cheese is he from New York
where's that reboot towards your spot uh you have to find them back here you
Try to get ripped out of probably a team game probably like
South Boulevard in the back
I'm not the lion knowing these form is wrong
Like we cannot redo early. We're gonna get here
I got a reboot you like super super light. I got make sure that I get situated first you feel me
You feel me?
The girls back yet
Yeah, let's see.
So like what's up with you?
Did you like quit the game and come back?
Have you always been playing?
What happened to you?
Recently I've been playing like bad games in tournaments.
Yeah.
Like from the last tournament.
So you're not a grounder?
I'll play.
I'll play.
I'll play.
I'll play.
What I'm hearing is you're not a grounder.
I'll come to you.
What's up?
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
I'm just gonna go back.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
I'm just dead, bro. There's shrimps on me, bro.
Please, god.
I just have to release him again, but to save you.
I know, I'm just gonna stay here and try the last minute.
If I crash, will they get the visuals?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't.
Did you see the new suit where he jumped off?
He was level 1 and 2.
Yeah, I saw animation.
Is that in-game too?
yeah
Wait, why do I hear my name?
What?
I just heard Asian Jeff
Yo, yeah, help me look for white robber die zone
You go vending machine by my kids
They're shopping over the shop there
Is that an appeal I or is that it's on the left?
I'm sure you're like that. No, no DC shots. I don't see
Back double passion
Might be able to get me here man here. Yeah, there you should
I'm just gonna wait a little bit
You can maybe go farming the back of some sheep
Yeah, let's see
Colded bro, I think you can do it bro
You just get a pdm thought out there
It's not illegal, bro you gotta do it for me, bro. It's 300 minutes, bro. I can't I don't have 300 minutes
You know much I ask you the iceman song you did you listen to it?
What
The album?
The album, yeah.
The album, yeah.
You like it?
I fuck with it.
Nah, I didn't listen to it in my mind.
I don't know.
It's nice, dude. It's good.
The main album's good and the 50 album's alright,
but one's on the 50S.
Yo, they would've fucked up if they'd been down.
Oh, my God!
I think I could do you now.
I still want to do this.
Are you going to play Oliver?
Huh?
Are you going to play Oliver?
No.
He's here to be healed.
Wow.
What?
He's got one.
He's got one.
One.
Yeah, you won this one.
What's 4,000, they say?
You know who I am?
You're probably the best park starter.
Hold on.
Are you?
He's on speed.
Fourth, yeah.
Pizza.
I actually low-key hit it fast.
You can buy back the speed.
Yeah.
I can't see because the zone's purple, bro.
Hmm
Let's get this movie
Bro, he has feet though
Wait
No, I got box!
Who the fuck is that?
Who is it?
Does it say the name?
No, it's another...
Bro, he got everything. He has five pizzas bro.
Golden SG?
Golden Pump? Like, I can't win that bro. It's impossible.
Michael is looking fucking fine.
Nah, he's not fine. He just got lucky.
Alright, hopefully in this next game we don't have a team with us.
But who did Oliver drop before?
No, he didn't draw me bro. We never played he's playing hard
You know who hires
Yeah, yeah cam smaller
Guys I like the way my camera is bro. I want you guys to see my Asian face cuz I'm sexy
6 points first game is not bad though right chat? Or is that pretty bad?
This yoga bro is good.
Show the safe pack? Are you in Dallas right now?
Yeah.
So you were playing with chubs?
Yes, ma'am.
What do you do as a side hustle I go to school I've been forced to do it for the engineer
I resale stuff Bro I gotta spend five hours on a safety
course class bro.
No, I got a speeding ticket and I need to send in the safety court or else I'm going to a hearing
Know that is the hearing record. Yeah. Yeah. How old are you?
You'd be reselling like peptides or what?
I'm on everything blood
I
You saw the new a piece watch the watch it they came out. Yeah, you be selling that
Yeah, that's why I went to New York for the pop-up
I think one come no
Watch this watch of it is actually yet. Yeah, I'm going behind low tower. All right
He's coming coming coming coming coming
Yeah, the way they're gonna kids though
There any loose
Minis
How'd you look this way sir, we got the boss we can't get him
I'm gonna stick with you on it, are we hitting the red?
Yeah, do this in the center back here and I'm gonna do this in the center.
So if this here is gonna pop, I'll pop it.
I'll force flash this and then I'll go on two surface and then you'll have a heal.
Three bigs, one mini.
Pop that hill, pop that hill, pop that hill.
Come here.
They're on the boat, you see the boat?
Yeah, they're on the boat
From here, from here, they're coming down
Where you going?
I'm wrecking
Why are you still on Contour, we got the house
Come on, tag
You can went on top, see if they're dead
They're even swarable
I just stole everything
They're going back to school
I think they are there, they'll tag them again.
18.
Okay.
No, I was...
3 days moving them instead.
I need to clean my glasses, I can't see.
What do you want me to do?
Just blow all of my house.
I'm a little bit back.
They're getting the boss right now.
I'm coming.
I'm gonna go with it.
I have no shockers and I'll have to do the deals.
You call the last one or what happened?
No, I probably just threw you into the hole.
That was like what I was doing.
It's gonna make a game.
I called like the last two by the way.
But my duo just can't play.
What are you doing?
It's my duo.
It even makes you a bro.
Come and get this shit bro. I met this year. What are you trying to have?
I'm not splashing in my bones
This is fish
Another digger
If I'm gonna have a gift for you brother gift box up watch that box up
I need to put my glasses on give me a sec
Glasses you don't even want to see what I got for you, bro. Is it going to pump?
All right, I'm ready. I'm all mad. All right
I'm going to Madbomb for four slashes, what do you got two chugs three big six
What do you want me to fuck?
Where do we get our metal ton?
The metal isn't supposed to go to fucking fuck though so
We'll make it up somehow, it's good
I'm about to walk in, bro
Chad, I think they actually capped my viewers at 500 bro
Twitch is mad weird for that bro
You know I've been getting viewbotted for like two weeks or so
And dude, I think the viewbotter is still viewbotted me
viewbottom me the twitch cabinet 500 that's crazy I haven't went over 500
viewers though
wow chat like this currently just after what why never see girl what can you
do about literally nothing but bro they're just viewbottom me there's more
but they just they're just capping me so what if I actually get good growth what
can I do to you this game stash yeah I'd really really I need three more shots
I'm not gonna kill him
I'll let you kill him
Let's do another stop on the thing
I'm in my eye
I'm in my eye
Sorry
I'm not coming in right now
You got 110 solo renegades yesterday?
I'm still in it bro
Let's get it bro
Yeah dude
Jell-E-Ski
He's on all the other side of the road
I'm just fine with that, sorry
Fuck, I hear something over here
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're right here
Wait, what's the word, just watch out
Am I seeing things?
Yeah, I'm...
Yeah, we got catheels
3, 3, 3, 5, 3, 2, 1, oh my god
Not underscore mirage just subscribed
I'm coming!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm back!
Back! Back! Back!
I'm here! I'm here!
I'm here! I'm here!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm coming!
He's on your house?
Yeah, he's down in that one!
Trang him!
Trang him! Trang him!
Come on!
I'm here! I'm here!
I'm here!
In the box! In the box!
Pure Roshan!
Come on! Come on!
Okay, I'm out!
Dead end!
Let's fucking go, baby!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Where am I?
New York put that slurp fish. Hey, what should I carry?
Three big six minutes. There's one more
Have three big three surfaces you should carry a piece of us
Okay
I'll come with you. I feel like we're getting left off.
I feel like we're getting left off. I'll come with you.
I'll pop the bomb.
I'll pop the bomb.
So trash, bro.
I want a shit on them so hard.
Let's get some Ws in chat for that QL chat.
Trying to kill us and shit.
We win this game. We actually win this game.
Are you a low ground player or a high ground player?
I usually play a hype, but like hype this season is so great, bro.
It's like the worst thing ever.
Play I play bottom. I play bottom
I'm a low ground like state front type of shit type of shit player player type shit
Yeah, we're looking at what I've ever been seen I need about one million miles on 15. Oh, that's kind of greedy. No
I mean, I'm down. I mean we have everything but it's up to you bro
It's up to you my boy, you feel me I'm a whole lot of game shit type shit
It says this is the house I'm talking about.
I don't think this is the house I'm talking about.
Keep that there.
Yeah.
Keep it there.
Can you eat my yogurt, bro?
Would you eat here, bro?
Oh, I'm not gonna eat shit, yeah.
I
Look you should get up on the hill. I won't you help. It's gonna put fire
You think I'll pull back? I
Think we chill in no
I'm down to show I'm down to show
Yeah, but you got
Yo, my bad mirage the bodies time. Yeah, bro
Does anybody know?
Does anybody know if I can have someone do my safety driving course for me instead of
me doing it or is that illegal? Does anybody know?
I hear a kid playing with the guy.
He didn't just.
They're gonna drop it out here.
One left?
I'm on the left side, I got a tag one, they're ramping up or what?
watch your head if you're head
I'm gonna go
I'm good
he's down the road with us
I gotta stop
I gotta stop
I gotta park the bench
they think it's bullies though
I peeked
Park the side
Park the side
3, 2, 1, go
right here
I'm gonna get him
I'm gonna get him
yeah, let me go
I'm gonna throw a peeker
come my car
I have to wait for Matt
I'm at the peak up
I'll be right back
There's two extra slices
I'll pop one
Three slices, two slices
Let me look
You look shit on it
Because if you hold back now
We have a soccer hook
Yeah
It's hard though
Another crash in over here
I don't know what the fuck is happening
I'm gonna go for it
We could hold this coming in there
coming in there
three two four
this is solar
no
in the backside maybe
I think there is a new one
I think it's Stonecrumble
I think it's Stonecrumble
Yeah there's a 2D and 2D fighter in there
Yeah yeah yeah
Like
Don't ping someone
Don't see them if you don't
You want to go
Yeah you need to
Shot this in the wash
Shot this in the wash
3, 2, 1, go
Shot this in the wash
Shot this in the wash
Oh you might have shot like normally
Someone's shooting still
Watch left
Watch left
Yeah in zone
Watch out
I'm down down your pub Mickey pub Mickey you want to jump him he's down
pop it up
I could say it's okay
okay, right here
stay down left
stay down left
no the side
yeah, watch out
I make space like this
yeah, still open up
there was a solo pub Mickey
there was a solo pub Mickey southeast
what's that guy saying?
he's fighting back with me
what is it?
The way the way the way
You got it?
Where's the player, I want to shoot
We need to keep looking
We go down left one again
Right now, right now
Hey, wait give it a second, let me open it
Okay, come, follow me, come
Let me go front, he's running ahead
Fuck, go go go
Nice bro, I like this energy bro
Go to the back, go to the back, you're just fucking
You should speak somewhere high up though.
I need to re-file my list.
Ok.
Ok I'mma go down.
Can you listen?
You just shot.
Someone might be looking at me now.
Can I break my look at me?
Oh my god.
I always need a one shot.
Oh my god!
I need to re-file my list.
Yeah.
Can you spawn it?
Yeah.
I'mma go.
I don't really get a good return of the investment from there.
I'm so really bad. I'm four to four. Is that good or bad?
He runs right in such out there on the water like to right?
It's only this one team. It's only this one team I think I
Have three shots. Oh my god, they're looking they're looking
On a right
watch out watch out they're trying to fight they want to fuck us
do you need a zig or anything?
pop a feaker
i'm about to kill these guys
when you go up there i'm gonna shock them as well
watch your right okay
yeah
they're shooting kids right now
i balked you?
balked the bandit's balking
i know i know
i'm just trying to get up
they're camping right here they're camping right here
I need to heal, I need to heal.
I need to heal, I need to heal.
I'm gonna go to the bomb, I'm gonna bomb this.
I'm gonna look back right. Remember to get a kill.
Crap.
Hurry, hurry, I'm gonna box, kid.
My skin, my skin.
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Get close, get close, get close!
Get him!
I can get it. I can get it. Wow, he just mackered it. Wait, I can still mackere it.
Go back! Go back! Go back!
What are you mackering? I'm 4-1-4.
I'm 4-1-4.
Have a little break. Have a little break.
Dude, he just mackered all that chat. Y'all see that?
Taking the mackere.
Move mark.
Pull back! Pull back! Perfect, bro.
I'm just gonna go up the hole a little more.
Why are you shooting me?
I can't know bro.
What are your wife's?
Two surpices and two pizzas.
I'll shoot you.
Play yourself if you need to bro.
I'm gonna get into you.
We're good here.
Follow him.
I didn't get it.
I'm gonna shock.
I'll just run I guess.
I don't know.
I just had enough.
No, no, no, oh my god. I'm a good. I don't know where I'm at. I don't know where I'm at
Hold up, hold up
I'm gonna shock us, okay
You ready?
Let me go, let me go, let me go
It's pretty elsewhere
Locked? Yep, shocked
Low ground, low ground, low ground
I'm low one, I'm low one
I'm all low on my kill kit
Watch your head, watch your head
You got a heal, you got a heal
I have 4 to 1, 4 to 1
Uh yeah, I have one more peek site
Block us up, speed block us, speed block us
I'm not nice, I'm not nice, I'm not nice
Yeah, but I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, yeah
I'm here, I'm holding your hands
Nice, bro, this shit
How many hearts you have? 50 hearts
I'll fuck over this one
Honey, you're under you're under you're under you
I fished them off, they're trying to fuck us
You gotta try to kill these kids, I think
You gotta try to kill these kids
You want me to get a friend?
They're down here, you see this? You see this?
They're in the wood, bro
Hey!
Yep, yep, yep!
Hey!
Get in here, I'll get to one of the woods, to one of the woods!
Go back to the woods, go back to the woods!
I'm gonna go!
Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Oh no!
100 black one, full box!
180!
180!
Oh my god!
My aim, my aim!
It's a full bomb we get though, yeah!
Okay!
Shoot the black one, shoot the black one!
Get the blanchow!
Shoot the black one, get the blanchow!
We can play our farm, no?
this is a good couch couch couch
i have 14 builds 14 builds
jambo jambo come on
these are not our edits but i think that team is dead
come on rey i'll play from the end
and we load his run
i have one pizzo ok
this this this this is the pizzo
stay front stay front bro
on you on you on
im gonna want no off your back your back left
you're gonna play my pizzo
my body i'm gonna call to you
im gonna call to you im pizzo
No, no, no, you can't.
I solo bro.
Top 12 bro.
A lot of solos bro, just play your shit.
You have eight builds, okay?
During what?
You're gonna get psychoed as someone just left off?
Kinda too good.
Seven builds.
You're in what?
You're gonna get psychoed here.
You can still play your three chugs for white.
Maybe Menden's is on some shit for smoking.
Two builds.
Top 10 bro.
a lot of soldiers climbing around nice, nice, climb the layer, nice, 13 builds, didn't get
the medal, nice bro, cycling mask everything, oh, that's on me bro, dude, I just did not
block my life bro, I got fried, that's a whatever game song, is that a whatever game
or is that a good game cuz that's a good game man let's go I sold bro I sold
bro how did I die so fast I just not blocked my left child oh my god and I
Let's have that mid late game bro.
Yo, yo, did you get a ban?
Where are you?
I left the party.
Where the fuck are you?
Better than all bro G?
Chad, as long as we do better than all bro G,
that's all that matters, Chad.
Shut up.
Bro, gotta play all this.
No, Chad, if I blocked my left,
I wouldn't have died and we probably
could have gone in a better placement.
How did he
Teach me baby
Hi Jeff, I'm gonna go sleep. Don't you forget to be IP iron. I got you
back brother what's it worth it you know you know people like that yeah
yeah
don't you watch or you put in your money too bomb down like 10 k all time though oh
oh don't get all the bow sound good for you
I guess I'm part of me
what part of you got
okay see no weapons
I hope there's some cov dude
okay see okay see versus uh
what's the score
is that the NBA game?
yeah
who's the best NBA player?
In 2026
She ain't like I heard it nice
You know that far up place, so you got it best check we're gonna call bro
I don't think there's always the land here.
Not a lot.
Nothing's over there.
They've always chased my body down the river.
Or down the jungle.
Oh, I don't even think I'm gonna get caught in that.
I'm gonna get caught in that.
Yeah.
That's nice of you.
I meant if I can go go.
I'm just gonna grab the worst thing possible.
where's Mark they said Stephen Curry's the best NBA player all right back
is Stephen Curry the best NBA player
he's out there probably talk about I'm top 10 he's out there
Give us a call on me please bro give us some con
I feel like we're gonna die out there bro
This bus route is horrible for this one
I'm gonna die out there
Hey right side play that side you're good you're good
To who?
To this team
Big Adair
Just get behind something get behind something
We're on con we're on con we're two teams on the left side
Yeah we'll play the right side
We're shooting everybody shooting
Oh I'm dead too I'm dead too
No, I'm dead too. No, I'm actually dead.
I can call you by the way. I can call you. I'm dead.
Actually?
Yeah, I'm dead.
I got a red team fast. They're fighting right now.
How many? How many quick? I'm dead. I'm really fully shown.
Is that team going to come and see us?
They're flying on us, bro. They're flying on us.
Come, come, come, quick.
Call, call, call.
Call it in the front door.
Call, call, call. Come down. Come back. Come back on here.
I need that shotgun.
There's still a red shotgun.
Should not be a red team open. I'm going to just shock them.
yeah I'm gonna shock myself I'm gonna shock myself
they're healing
get out I'm getting out I'm getting out
get that harpoon I'm going out I'm going out
no I'm nothing I'm just gonna roof
did you get that harpoon? no I didn't
slurp fish slurp fish yep I'm going
I'm rifting they're gonna look at you bro don't die bro
what's on con the box are on fun lighthouse is fun I go docks or no yeah
you probably get it I'll come in a second they might keep me though the
fighting extra little bit like how's about it look at me bro think I got a
chest above and it's not showing oh my god if they follow me I'm a fucking
beauty shock animal or shock your weight bro your weight wash up for
lighthouse they're fighting us hopefully we could like third this though and I
just want to pay attention to this lighthouse scene first you have good
look one's not it's a lovely one lovely one lovely one come come come come come
okay okay I'm coming back I'm coming back I'm coming back you just got everyone
they killed Peter I'm coming I'm coming is he ready yeah yeah I'm coming I'm coming
okay okay so you coming nice I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm resting! I'm resting! Take your time! Take your time! I'm coming!
I'm resting! I'm resting! Nice bro! You're so good baby! Go pump again! Oh I got a wins game!
this. That was Peter? That was Peter? Peterbott just died to Asian Jeff. Yo, watch out for
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, that was Peterbot. Yeah, that was good about
Oh, I knew that oh, I knew that oh my god, I'm dressed my duo's so good, bro
Wait, you gotta go pump too
Where did Peter about get all his leader?
They got Midlethish. They come far middle of me, come far middle of me, I'm gonna take that.
Biggs, Biggs we should have here, Biggs we need.
I'll carry the minions and Biggs.
Yeah.
One is here, we need, find all these, you see the green festival here, find all of them.
Yeah.
This is even a humble one.
You know day 2s are the key effects?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a little bit of a run in the next week.
Do you know a plan for day 2 or no?
Both of you shouldn't mind that the day 2 is not gonna be a good one.
Hey, day 2 is just like chocked, bro.
Yeah, I know.
like we're gonna get keyed every game
what's the metal?
uh two on the D, is there more green pens or no?
I don't think there's any one
people all the left are doing it, they're not putting it in the middle of the game
what are you doing?
one big, six minis
six minis you fuckers
someone said I need to make my can smaller
yeah it's not that big bro
oh my god yeah I just smashed it for me
I got a knife in the hole
I got a 360
wait so how do I get a nifty father?
I'm down
the goldfish is lost, another big party?
come here let's go to the nifty
I'm gonna get these girls with a lot of energy.
Squibby has two mythic fishing spots, so it's really easy to get the fucking line to
swap them.
How much testosterone do you have?
What?
Probably a lot, probably a lot.
You seem like you have a lot of testosterone, bro.
You think I'm moving the same when we play trills
My voice is deep now, right
900 here
I was a squeaker back then bro
I
Bad with my voice take one
But now it's like deep right
I'm not getting there I'm running I'm three five
I'm 4-4 steels.
4-4 steels.
Shai sa diga!
90!
I want those in giber see-o.
Insinutles?
Oh, I'm bulking, so I have a lot of energy.
I've got a lot of cards in my diet.
I have 600 tests, by the way.
Is that good?
Insinutles are bad for you, bro.
A lot of sodium.
How much are those in giber see-o?
116
on your head on your head on your head
kill them all
I want a key
yup
they're attacking
he's firing
this makes space I'm gonna put him down
give me one sec I'll put him down
I'm making a lot of space
watch your back watch your back
yeah I'm good I'm good
hold it
can you hold the top
make more space
make more space
I'm gonna get it
I'm gonna hold the top
Yeah
Nice
I'm moving like a multiple of a case
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Got the double on me
Howdy soul, where you at?
Can I pop big?
Can I pop big? Can you chill?
Yep, yeah, I'm looking at you
Can you make more space?
I know
Yeah
Watch the left side, watch the left side
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he has that head
Oh, he got it back, I got it back
Watch your head, watch your head
Yeah, I'm dead, I'm dead
He has this wall right here
right here I might just run though he died he died he died please don't come to
us but you know man it won't go back to my job okay he's to be wanting right now
Come back to my car ready going now my part and we're gonna crash here the guys see we wanted him
What do you what do you mean? I have a big in the chug
What
Did they just leave the solar what is he doing?
I hear a body. I hear body. Did you hear that?
Do you rest?
Medity he's on top
Didn't solo still here some about there honest
Wait, he's above us is both of us. I think you want to look at you want to look at this wood cone above us
I think he's right here to the right
Once or no
Or he's like in these calls exactly in his cones
He's in the wall bro right here behind the wall kid. I'm gonna fight him. It's a solo solo
I'm getting i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting i'm getting get out
give me a hundred
palm chug it's all you it's all you stall stall
he's an internet editor bro i can help you in a second
you can put him down bro i swear
hundred
nice you're one
in here
box
what are you doing
i'm not towards one
shit it's that i'm pumping
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, I have 4 chugged, 10 chugged up.
I have 1,100 gold, which is a buy for me, bro.
I have a buy for this.
Wait, let me chug this.
Yeah, I'll pop.
What do you have to wait?
I'll pop 1,000, yeah.
I'm not crazy.
I'm 2,000 or 2,000.
Can you go vending?
You think the team's on it?
No, go buy some gold.
I'll go buy some gold.
Whatever.
Gold isn't actually either.
Where's that liquid body at?
I don't know, I'll be chugging something like that.
Oh, shit.
wait wait who died just so oh oh sit bro get a job bro it's games on working
team anymore man we go back to squibbley and play
zone
lookie down I'm gonna shock you're shocked I know which one the one is
What's the downs bro? I think I heard shots.
What do you want me to buy?
Buy it. Buy it.
Buy bigs?
I can buy you bigs. Buy it. How many bigs do you need? One? Or two?
I need Avinash starting three.
I can only buy two I think.
Hola hola.
Okay, buying shots?
I have six, I have six, I pop two.
Give me some more, I can buy another baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go farm.
Yeah.
I have four chugs, two other chugs.
I need a farm.
I'm five, two, three.
Hola, hola.
Yes, I don't want to see this.
What are you doing, my boy?
What are you doing my boy?
On the mountain, farming a rock, you see that?
Do you see your mark?
Yeah, I see it, I see it
What are you guys?
There's four chugging, two hundred chugging
I'm not gonna chug you
Fuck this brother?
Okay, they're on the hill, on the fucking bed or something
They just let me charge down the road
Did you charge up? I'm off the hill?
Yeah
Okay, I'll look it up
Yeah, I'm 5, 3, 3, 2, 3
5, 3, 3
The first one is somewhere in here
Oh, there's something over there
Something over here, no
Shot
Yeah
He went down
6, 3, 3, where is it?
two chugs 170 chugs they're making up there you see bit
stand the hill stand the hill
I'm not ready
keep trying
keep it yeah please
he's so bad he's in the middle of the ocean
I can't hop it out
come here come here come here
the one the one
yeah funny
you gonna go pop up
second one body go
I'm gonna get a need to refit for hards. I'm 250 yards both.
Look back for some time in the end. Yeah, see he's coming in right now.
He's got it. You ready?
He's using the purple gloves. He has nothing.
He's gonna go up to her though.
Another team. Another team.
No, I'm not.
He's shot there?
Okay, don't get fired.
Get ready to close my S-tank. Get ready to stop with us.
They are all boxed up by us.
Alright, you come to the way. Allah, because it's a cheat way.
Alright, guys.
I got some. Ah, come to the box.
Yeah, come on, come on.
Should we shot them?
come on come on head as much as you can
get in there get in there
you got me?
yeah, I'm with the enemy
solo shot solo shot, go ahead go ahead ok
yep
on our front
yeah two shots of suit
I'm burning it off, run here
24? yeah he's trying to look at me
nice add three shots
I'm gonna look back for a kill yeah?
yeah let me make more space
five one one coming in coming in
that's so good
how much light do you have?
200, 250
100
is that fast?
someone barks on me as well
are they ready?
we got 70 here
we got 30 more
one of them got 10
20, City, standing.
We're hitting you, we're hitting you in service.
It's a bang though.
We need to save a lion, we need to save a lion.
Keep looking back.
Yeah, yeah, this kid's fighting, this kid's fighting!
I'm shooting my legs, I'm not a good person.
Watch the, watch the level.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Don't let them see you.
Look, they're gonna come in, they're gonna shock in.
Look at that, they just get that moment and then break below.
Yeah, right here, the loss.
Look at that, that kid's in shock.
I think there's one more
There's one more in here too, he's walking over here
Hopefully he comes to us bro, come on man
He's playing chugs bro
He's shot!
Come on!
No team gonna see it. Do you think they know? They're dying to looking bro. They're fighting
They're fighting! They're fighting! They're fighting!
Body twit there is down to the left of it. What do you want to do?
I'll think you get that. I'll think you get that.
Okay, you see they're fighting and I crashed him by the way.
I left it back. I left it back.
So you shot that at it? Let me see if you can see it. No, the blue storm.
You shot through the window.
He's holding the cone. Watch out.
Should I look in the honey or should I just play on you?
I'm going to jump out.
Here come shotguns, come come come come come.
3, 2, 1, go.
Playing here or what?
Oh, I got fried, I got fried, I got fried.
Help me, help me, help me.
I'm going to green, I'm going to green, I'm going to green.
Give me mini-bigs, mini-bigs.
Crouch.
Oh my goodness, I have 2 or 60 words up.
I'm 32 feet, we'll get a kill again.
How about two charges, 150.
I'm about, I'm probably...
I'll take a kill, I'll take a kill.
I'm here to kill.
Cards.
We'll get...
No.
Cards, 15.
There's a lot of water around here, I'm not sure.
I'm on here.
We have double gold points, 100.
Yo, you see it?
Hey, yeah.
I don't wanna waste my SMG bullets.
Watch out, our bomb is above us, we're looking.
Yeah, just yeah.
They have the corner here by us, thanks you both guys.
We see double cut noise, cut noise.
I'm making noise, I'm making noise.
They have like on above us on this one.
Yeah.
I don't want, I don't want.
Found you.
You okay?
Turn ahead, head ahead.
I'm going to cover, cover, cover.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Yeah, I'm front of you.
I'm floating back, I'm floating back.
How about you?
I'm below, I'm below.
I can claim the map for you.
I can claim the map, but it's going to be in one.
I'm there, I'm there.
I'm there, I'm there.
Okay, play your wheels, play your wheels, quick.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I have 11 builds. I have 11 builds.
you need to mess
come on, come on, come on
what's up with you?
come on, come on
watch this, watch this
I know, I know, get
fuck man
I'm going back in the park
come, come, come on
wait, you have a bomb? I need that bro
there's actual mess, come on
dude
fuck off
Mark, Mark, Mark, going to Mark's body, Mark's body.
Please, guys.
Please, bro, oh my god.
Dude, look at me.
Dude, these kids just look back every time, bro.
I should have just been on you.
I was just watching our head because there's one fucking kid that kept on looking so I was playing the back tarp and I didn't know if you were safe there or not
I'm living 255 on my life
We really went back in
That was a free way in bro, it's fine
I should have helped me get out though. I think break out. I got strong because I hit the wall
The little thing right the little wall thing
What it's fine with sixty-three. Oh
That was the freest win, bro
Track shipment yeah, I don't know if I could have played a make it bro
Someone's on my ass, bro
I'm still eating this food bro, oh my god, I'm still eating food, you're not far off
the
the
the
offer that you're not sure
house crashing out
I don't know
I'm dead
I'm dead
I'm dead
That's just too ingorously
It's too behind me, can't go up cause it's second
I don't know
That's go to sleep
Yeah, I'm gonna re-mark you, I'll tell you when to jump it up.
Jump now?
Get this thing.
There ever?
Yeah.
Hey there.
Yeah, and it's gonna go through that thing again.
Holy fuck, the whole world's here.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it's gonna go through that thing again.
Holy fuck, the whole world's here.
Drop for the screw, come as high as you can so you don't have to think.
No one is going to drop for me. We make it all the way in.
Go all the way in, all the way in.
We have to all go in close.
I'll make it, I'll make it. Like this side.
Yes.
I'm gonna get that gun. I'm gonna get that gun.
I got a blue pump in the open. Am I dying?
Am I coming?
We're in salmon, we go first.
Down the fish. Down the fish.
Where's the fishes?
Oh, there's something in the open, you see?
Oh, I got a dead fish. Come here.
Oh, it's a jellyfish.
Upper sea fish, yeah.
You can't get the bob. You should go back.
What is the bob? Did you miss a go fish?
No, it's not sure.
Oh.
Man, this shit's broken.
There's two teams. We're gonna fight it out. We probably third-party with the gun.
Yeah.
It might be... it might be feet again. It's the same skins.
It might be. They're fighting, I think.
I'm gonna rip.
No. I don't hear anything there. Let's flip around.
Let's go. Look at it. Lighthouse.
What's he doing?
I see a kid in Lighthouse. He's gonna look at me, maybe.
Okay. He's like crashing or some shit.
is it one it's two it's two they're right next to each other you know what
should I do they're coming towards me should I go to the thing
they're going to the back they're going to the back should I try to kill
it I could come do you want to fight it yeah I'm down yeah I'm stacking I'm
gonna crash I'm gonna crash I'm gonna kill one I'm gonna kill one one's on the
chest right now I'm gonna wait for him to come to this area he's in the
Blue house or no, I have a bad
They're just both losing you know
Yo one guy's fishing in the greenhouse and one guy's full. Oh, you see me
I'm not I'm just gonna come back to you
Just one
I'm not even thinking about it.
We have to both of you go over there and set a rack over there.
How much power do I need?
You wanna come to me?
Yeah, I'm coming to you.
I'm putting the power.
This water gives you shields, man.
All the fishes we found here too.
Everything we gathered was in the rack.
How long do they take?
It's 30 seconds.
There's only stuff that I can't do.
I'm so low.
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm getting carried.
I need that surface.
It's 30 seconds.
It's 30 seconds.
Wait, is that you on the supply?
Yeah, it's me.
don't jump too much here bro you're in your pride
let's fish on that one
but still being this great
what are we?
yeah we gotta wait we gotta go that way
break them look up at still being again
what are we doing?
they're boxed up
they're fighting no?
I don't know, oh they're killing Bob
this is literally real rare out here
yeah
I see a kid right here on the bridge
do you want to kill him?
Yeah
You have any shockwave I'm down
Wonky by beyond leader I see two chests on open
You have no one
Now we're full.
What are your kills?
One amendment, three yellow stairs, and...
Hey, I'm coming! Come play the game!
Oh my god, it's Un-Con.
Holy, I feel like a million bucks right now dude.
Look at this fucking area.
And now, you're an all star. Get your show on.
Game.
It's a hold on, blue to check.
Wait, blue to?
it is bro yeah all the personal
things in the world are all right
brother just scanned me
i'm 60 you think i got you got two
chugs in all yeah that's what two
chugs are doing and the blue stuff in
here
60
i mean you need to watch the green bomb
which is one necklace and get one
Oh, okay.
Yeah, there's nothing here.
I'm gonna go up and get some kills.
Watch out for the terminals.
I'm gonna give this to you.
Yeah, we have lights.
Just 4 chugs and 3 yellow stitches.
Okay, we need to go A-corn stairs.
I'm gonna take 4 chugs.
Should I carry a shotgun, or no?
For buffers?
Yeah, I don't make shotguns.
Yeah, when you get them, drop these up on me.
No, I don't have a zipline.
I have four chugs and then bomb in three gulletines.
You need to have some gulletines.
Alright, I'll just pop them.
That's my chug.
Yeah.
Ehm...
I'm down here, I'll pop it on the right side.
There's a truck.
of
mark
of
of
I think we have one med bomb.
Yeah, one med bomb, forward shoves, and it's like this.
Arm cannon, middle.
We're about to be down when we hit 61.
We have waste, what is good about this?
There's cabbages here, and coconuts.
We pop those poppers.
We have to look for the pad, we have to use the old bodies and stuff
Alright
Alright buddy
Alright buddy
Get the pad and go on top of the house
I'm not taking all the wealth.
Should I go to the A?
Am I going to get it?
I'm going to make it, I'm going to make it.
It's fine, it's fine.
Oh, wow. I'm going to be short.
Someone who's worth it.
What the hell? Why did not hit me?
He's in Peter's feet. He's still alive.
What are your weights?
40 tons, extra slot.
Commander here, come to me if you can.
Tracks, many of them
Many here from the ground
Do you want to jog here?
Yeah, I'll jog
Are you stupid now?
Yeah, this is all on the road, there are these here
Get the bottom one and we'll get the top one
What's the name?
I can pop two chows and carry it
where are you?
another another another
can you get some D-Ballots?
I need a B
ooo none of them are dead
I'm gonna get a big one
I'm sure we can push up this little bridge or something
I'm gonna die
I'm one, five, five.
I think that's okay.
There's a spike here that just happened.
I'm gonna be kidding myself.
That grid looks suspicious, bro.
I see a little here.
They might be kidding here.
Max makes a mess here.
Chugs.
I'm in the middle of the big.
I have network on the big.
6 minutes to show off.
When you get some weight, you need to buy a med case I think.
Yeah.
I don't worry about it.
That's a really good jump though.
Watch out, I thought it was definitely a KZ on Sandy.
Maybe, let's impulse it and go to the gas station.
Come here.
Impulse yourself, impulse yourself.
I didn't see you though.
It's final six
Maybe
I think it's all looking for it
It's close
Where are you coming?
Someone's definitely meddling
You're 5v5 right?
Yeah, I'm 5v5
Oh this is so sad
This is so fucking sad
I'm with you
You might get killed by those kids
They finished their fight
6 minis 3 shuffles, that's good, that's good, look at that, they take lightbulbs from me
yeah
he need me some shots, I only need one
yeah
I'll go for you, perfect
alright
that is poppy, so I'm off with it
You give birth to it. You think you risked
You saw you heard the enemy song
Why did he smell his fingers four times
I'm gonna dig this course and check
Right behind us, right behind us, right behind you
24, I'm weird. They're gonna shoot back
I didn't see that
What are your heels?
My back? Hold on, hold on
What is it?
Uh, two big
I'm done
He needs something to carry after
Yeah
I don't think so
You gotta save your charges for life too, so long you wait
Okay
You need to use the tissue first
You saw the tissue I see, right?
Uh, yeah
Let me pump that charges for a tip real quick
I'm gonna be breathing.
There anyone coming in there?
There wasn't anyone on the south, maybe not.
I'll say I like that.
Yeah, yeah, there is.
Footstep.
In there?
I saw a footstep east.
Here, look.
Here, here, yeah.
They're in there, I think. They're in where they're at.
Is there one?
No, he's in where he's at though.
Nice.
That mountain is so good.
See that mountain?
I'm gonna say that it's gonna pull up there like almost
At least he's behind us not in this this team behind us not in it
Like full tarp and we're seeing so much mass and they're like seven they're so full tarping in
Make sure that's all
I
Have
You got a free you got a free. Oh
Shit
Pardon me. Yeah
Are they talking fuck?
You see the children
They're not in there they have to come straight to us if we want to get in work on edge
I'm gonna edit it once they come
They just pulled down it. We can't even do anything about it.
Yeah.
He's on the left. Right body on the left.
Yeah, I see that.
Someone's gonna go for it.
30!
60! 60 on that!
He's still going. 30!
30 man!
They both have that position.
I'll just spray that.
3, 2, 1, go!
I'm gonna jump this game.
Okay, I'm gonna show him.
I'm like burying.
Are you good?
I'm not in by the way.
You need my chug?
I'm a boss on.
I'm with you, with you, on you, on you.
The bots need it.
They got me.
I'm gonna jump this game.
I'm gonna jump this game.
I'm gonna jump this game.
I'm gonna jump this game.
They're on you, they're on you, they're bots.
They're bots.
They're two shockers these, eh?
Yeah, you see that kid? That kid's getting cracked, hey.
He's got the guy! Look at this kid!
48, get light.
I'm sure he's got a tank. Look at this, look at this.
I'll shock, I'll shock.
Get three.
Three, two, one.
I'm next to this kid.
I might better put him down. Yeah.
I'm stuck on a tree, can you help me?
I don't know where to go.
3, 2, 1 go.
Back in the black one.
How much play do you have?
One mini, two one or so.
Four to four
You good come on come on. I told you I think that loop pop the truck. I'm gonna look for the loop
Yeah, this is my last seal got nothing
yeah okay I'm no nothing and watch your head when you start
are you gonna shock or what are you gonna do three two one go I'm from
I'm in front of the box, making double boxes.
Oh, I just fucked up from the inside.
I'm shooting to the floor! I'm gonna kill him!
Fuck!
Oh, I'm back!
Keep running, keep running.
Yeah, big fire, please.
No more shots.
No more shots, no more shots.
No more shots, no more shots.
Go, go, go!
Three, two, one, go!
Got it?
I got the big one.
Yep, get it.
I suck really good man, bro.
Get ahead.
I mean, 70s are not here.
I'm following, following, I'm following.
I'm just going through everything, okay.
You on me?
Yeah, I'm too...
Watch out! I have 60 chugs, I have 60 chugs.
Yeah, I'm waiting below.
Yeah, I'm waiting below.
Yeah, I'm waiting below.
Okay, no shock stick, you gotta run.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
one's on our back
give me that one more
30!
come come come
I'm stuck
got it?
15 wood
hold it hold it
holding holding holding
I'm dead
I'm back I'm back
I'm back I'm back
I
Wait, no, I was trying to look for a kill man, what is my ears top nine bro
No refresh no man's no shocks like
Let me double smack in that kid's bars and center for a wall on us
I'm trying to put the wall ahead who me are you
You put like a wall on it as soon as we double smack like it's like we just walk in and we put the wall ahead like
So just edit honor. No, I think that was the enemy bro
Was it no it's already I edited it. I
guess so
Good job, stupid. He's in the box.
It's last. That's all we're doing, I guess.
He's got no kills, actually. I'm so close to...
Coming. I'm coming.
One more on the body. Yeah, I'm shooting him.
He's not gone.
He's right here. He's right here. Right here.
He's got this.
He's still here, right?
Did we re-bluetag him?
Huh?
Did we re-bluetag him?
I don't really know.
I don't mean to kill him.
Nah.
I need a main, um yeah, split, what a brick maybe.
I'll have pizza box I could throw down, chat with top 84 right now bro, I don't have a
shop and yet when you get these bros no I don't when the trenches right now
I
Want a game about we'll be good
I don't know what the job not this for this side, but we have to jump somewhere here
It's a little more behind
Little bit behind the little one side of the face of the fucking world. I don't know which one
This is meticulous a lobby time
You said a really bad one
Once you only says this then get in there and kill them. Okay. I'll really bad job to the
They are so where they aim for it
Okay, where do we land where do we land?
No, you don't know we don't know we don't he has done he has come on the bottom
Okay, I got a chest
I'm coming coming
Nobody
Actually, no
Oh, it's all mad
He's dead.
I need a run bro.
You go rest with him.
One, two, three, four.
They're coming.
Guys!
Yeah!
Fuck you!
No!
Right?
Pop those again.
On you, on you, on you!
Yeah.
Dual.
Go low ground.
So try to go over it, try to go over it.
Yeah, I know, I know.
please don't fire me. Please! Please! I need your speed. I'm getting this. Come on.
after bro
Where'd I go?
I checked the bathroom
See anyone in the house?
This kid's there cuz he can't go there. Yeah, where I go
If you go up here, check this car here. Yeah, it's always on you gotta watch out. Is it the helicopter or what?
I guess think
If you reboot it, you gotta be ready to fight back because the team below is gonna pee
Is that on the right? I swear it's on the right. Am I checking? See anyone?
I think you're good.
Bro, I think we're on loot.
We might get key though, just deal with it.
I'm just gonna one me two in building, what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna die with the head of the face.
Oh there's a kid coming, there's a kid coming.
Should I bait him? Or should I camp him?
I mean I'm right here.
Get a camp of chest.
There's a good chest here.
You sure there's someone here? You're a team?
Yeah, I swear to God. I'm about this.
He's gonna loot this, I'm gonna kill him and then you can get his body.
I really don't know what more we can do, bro
Okay, what do I do chat I?
Swear check y'all saw that too southeast yep on me
I'm gonna one problem, okay
How do you get the chest and skill enough which doors can come from
It's probably gonna come from low ground right there.
Do you have a special set for now?
Yeah, I saw a special set for now.
It might be a solo 2 if you run the door.
Dude, if it was a duo they'd be booting it better.
Dude, the problem is we pulled such a good zone.
Oh, I know.
You hit him 100, why you didn't die?
Nah, I hit him like 70, and he was 1 HP, and then he got the fucking chest, bro.
This right here in my hand
I am make the shot count bro
Are you getting this over?
Take your time with it. Don't take it early
It's only I only hear one farming there
It's game is so dead, bro
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next time I'm going to pull like back here so it should be good.
I'm not supposed to pull it.
Hey, what are you thinking of sweet time playing?
Oh god.
oh shop away these shop no no he's here bro they're ramping the building like
they know I'm here
Yeah
They're so bad look at how obvious you made it you shitters holy fuck that's pathetic
that's actually pathetic bro nobody does that dude how do they know that I'm
in the game though if I didn't die or anything that's so pathetic bro holy
shit they didn't even try to hide it wait hi yeah I hid my name bro does
Does anyone know you're playing with me?
I'm on your left.
Let me go up side.
I don't know who to kill.
That shit's so sad.
Chad, I did not put on delay.
I didn't think anyone was in the streets on me.
But I made this rule, bro.
I made this rule, bro, where I'm putting on a delay.
And I didn't follow my rule. Does that mean I'm a bad person, Chad?
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know either.
Cuz nothing you type was like that crazy
Dude, that's so dumb bro, why are we getting streams night? It's 2026 bro get a job man
Fuck it, no, that's bad!
We lowkey gotta like lock in, bro.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what I'm doing, man.
No.
It's a one-shot one.
I don't hear anything yet, but I hear a sound here soon.
the gas is in, it's gas is in, they're behind something
one comes, don't out of here
yep
now he's coming, but they have low jaws, he got main
are you getting main?
yeah
i'm dead
you got a pincere?
i'm dead
try and shoot me
i'm, i'm probably still in there, you can
i got a frost
i'm just a frost
You need to look at the...
I'm looking at the...
I'll spot this then, I'll take it.
Oh my god, he got a purple bumper.
We could literally shit on him.
I'm gonna get in the third party, I'm not gonna lie.
Could just play it out.
I'm gonna go right here and fight them, hopefully.
I'm gonna go right now.
I'm going to get a hard point in a second. I'm going to be a little behind.
I'm going to blue.
I still see you.
I'm coming bro. Top 10 is 234 points now.
I'm in him. Let's do it. I'm running back. I'm back here. Oh, you're running back there? They got to be shambles, bro.
I'm gonna come back with him to pick.
They got to be shambles. I got to miss. I got to layhouse.
I got to layhouse.
Uh, so fish. You can pop.
What the fuck? I got a chest out of the water, dude.
I came with a shimside machine. I was waiting.
What are you doing?
6 minutes to go. I really really...
I'm a phase bomb, two shelfs, four platoons.
I'll put the left one down while I'm at it.
I'll get these shelfs, okay?
I have more platoons.
Here's another here in the room.
I'm gonna charge and drop him.
Nice.
I'm gonna charge.
I
Mean I mean I mean I mean I mean he's running back in solar solar shock
How much he doesn't he's out of him. Yeah, it's a song jumping down
Yeah, sorry, I mean, I'm gonna
So don't wait so don't pop so that's what you have harpooned this hellish
well we win this game to be like top 10 bro I want to get some kills lowkey
better set us up to get some kills bro
yeah yeah 153 I mean I'm gonna fight that one game I was dead like we didn't
really do much you know what I mean so we have to but then they're going to wait
I can't meddle
0-4 is the...
I'll bend the body
Shap off, dammit
Now back here, I'm going to the fountain
I'm too slashing in the middle, I'm not like that so I don't know.
Six minutes, shout out in three.
Three, uh...
I'm gonna pop the charge there.
I have to pop my, watch the way.
You're gonna pop the charge there.
Yeah.
I'm gonna pop that.
This kid's shitting over there.
You get?
No way, I don't need to fight that guy.
I'm not gonna win.
it's fighting it slowly you know
they're fully going at it why be able to throw it in I want to try to get some
floppers in here though okay floppers you got it yep
stop game it is I'll just talk about I have my chug I have my chug
dog where the fuck that's what I could do there's one in front of you one of
you there's one right here around you we can look you see that from the
I'm too lucky so yeah okay I'm down if you don't get anything off the river
just run I'm four five five
he's just shooting in the air he's right up he's talking about it's
come run back, run back, run back
shock?
they're chasing us though, probably
what are you guys doing these?
fighting?
can you just jump?
i do
yeah, they're still fighting
he's got this hell of a look
i don't know
he's dead
I can't find him
He came dead boy
That's fine
I can't find him here on the other side of the scene
Oh he's on the left
That's on the right too
They're watching me, there's a team there.
They're in a spot there.
It's built off in the woods though.
We can claim it, bro, I'm down.
Dude, listen to it, listen to it, listen to it.
Fa-fa-fa.
here six minutes to one chugger the team's
close wait how do you know about that
I didn't know that probably going to the tunnel couple of
I'm gonna go for this
I'm gonna kill this guy
I don't have enough shots here
I'm gonna kill him
3
I'm gonna go for 3
4x4 boy
I'm 4x4
4x4 I'm gonna get scamp again
12
Yeah man
Okay
I'm gonna kill this guy
I'm gonna kill this guy
I'm gonna kill this guy
I'm gonna kill this guy
Okay I'm gonna kill this guy
Don't trust that guy
I'm 4-5-5.
I'm 4-5-5.
I
To pull Max again, probably up
So please
No
I
Remember
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Hello?
Yo, yo, yo.
Bro.
Hold up.
Sorry, my man, hold up.
Oh god.
Yeah, if you're here.
Yeah, can you hear me?
Hello?
Yo, where the fuck am I now?
are you good yeah you're back yeah yeah hold up hold up
my mouse isn't working bro
i have like 15 seconds bro my mouse isn't working
what the fuck
bro you gotta play yourself bro listen Jeff
i know you have a bad game but i'm not bad bro okay
I'm not a key, we need a better than ever to see
I want you to do those 10 jump jumps in there
Listen Jeff, we're 5, 5, 5, bro
I'm not a key, we need a better than everybody in this lobby
You know what I'm saying?
We'll just go, we'll just go for it
We're expecting a tryout
We're Asian, we need a boss like K
You see a lift rush, go for it
I'm not sure what's happening
I don't care, I don't care
I'm not sure what's happening
Oh
You hear me
My mouse is died, bro
Holy
I'm back. I'm back. Oh my fucking god
On your mom, you're all chop, you're not okay
Holy fuck
Holy fuck nuts, brother
My god
Where are you letting I got I got here
Yeah, I'm in a minute
I mean coming out of your troubles come up come up
They're both us they went up
good yeah
yeah
I'm gonna have a chug
holy shit
bro my mouse died bro
hello
hahahah
hey you know what I mean
if we win this game somebody
that could dash it
oh my god
am I good
I'm not going with my mouse
can you get this one?
I need to hurry up guys
I have a really good manatee
Are you getting out?
Two shots down
Two shots, four minis
And he showed up
I'm one bomb, one more bomb
And he's in the bushes
Max plus Fargate is the shocker
Right now?
There you go
Going
We're landing
I'm talking to you
What do you mean?
30, 30 on base?
I'll go for a coffee
I don't know
I don't know
You got the mini, I do it
Oh, it's in the fucking...
I'm gonna take this one
Got it, Ghostin
6 seconds
The kids still haven't landed the back yet
they're coming now I could pop a good I'm gonna kill it yeah okay oh I'm dead
bro on your wall bro what the fuck am I doing man
yo what am I doing you got this where am I doing oh my god yeah she's
I was looking for a kill and I just died bro
Yeah, my princess shake it off bro. Look at that. I said I just got shrimp side blast
game and sold this game. He said shake it off. Top 18 now. Nice, good shot. So maybe
Maybe go for my body.
So, okay, you have some of the mats.
Careful for some of the pieces, I have it.
Wood.
Go for my body, chug it, I'm getting it to get it.
Alright, you're in zone.
So we mats, make hella space.
Play your mats.
On our zone.
Top 10 seats, someone's coming from the bottom here.
Or like from above you.
Yeah, he's above you.
You're in that metal box.
Oh, it's already kind of?
You can paint zones here, right?
Make a lot of safe way of selling that.
You guys gotta come up beneath you if you're left.
They're coming up to the zone right now.
On your wall, on your wall. Don't back-cycle him.
They're probably...
I think he played zone here.
Oh my god!
There's a new player. Love me.
Bro, I just sold.
I
Was slide into the box
I'm done
Yes, yes, he just slid in I was looking for a kill and
I discussed leading to by duo bro. Yeah money the look we're talking 120. Should we keep his game?
Are we tracking?
Fuck bro. If I was alive, bro, that's my first cell too
Yeah Chad we need to kill bro. I don't know why I look for one. I mean dude that Liam kid is calling lane so he's tough, he just does dumb plays like that and works for him.
Cause his confidence is just through the roof after calling lane.
right foot creep oh my god that's my first cell
I'm pushing down the water, there's a helicopter jumping up the hill.
Did I land in the lighthouse or not?
I have a really good drop to the lighthouse.
It's all on top of me.
We can loot this in a key swerve if you want.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm amazing.
I'm gonna beat the rest of them.
Two teams.
I'll send this up right in.
Cause yeah.
Oh my god.
That's the phone.
What do you need now, schedule?
Yeah, I got Bupamma. I can see them bro. Are they fighting?
No, no, yeah. See, my bad bro. That's not me last year.
They're dead, they're dead. He's pushed on. That's one dead, you know.
I heard shots in the end. I heard shots. I think they're about to fall out.
but you know I'm punching him?
no I don't
you can go look the back
there there
come come you gotta go
down bro
waiting you see
let's hold on
hang on
yeah
one's keep coming to my bomb
maybe
What do you want to fight?
Wait a minute, it might be 1v1, go down now
He popped medbomb?
Shall I land on him?
Yeah, that's the 1v1 I think
Yeah, strain the wall, and the medbom is
You shocked me?
Yeah, yeah
What are you shocking me?
I'm the 100
Nice, another one shocked me
Shall I chase him?
You got that kid or no?
Yeah, I don't shock
He's gonna go right, he's going right
Where's the kid you hit in hunger?
This is a kid, this is a kid, I'll blow him in.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah.
He hasn't hit the roof yet, he's just getting all the loot.
He hit it, he hit it.
I don't trust it to you.
He's going to the north-west, north-west.
Alright, I'll blast him.
I don't see him, I see him.
He's going to try to take us into a team though, okay?
I'm shooting him.
Yeah, yeah.
You hit the roof?
Yeah, I got the roof, bro.
I don't think you can win.
Holy fuck.
I think he's taking us all the way to Wanky.
He's taking us all the way to Wanky. Watch out.
Can you see him?
Yeah, I'm literally on his ass.
He could just go back if you want.
He's like, are you on me? He's like right here.
Uh, I'm about to be on the end in like five seconds.
He's talking to Wanky. Can you go Wanky?
Uh, I can land on him. I see him, I think.
He's going, he's on the river.
He's on the river.
He's on the tree.
He's going through the low ferris wheel.
He's gonna hit the ferris wheel.
He's on the top, he's on the top, above you, above you.
He's flying northeast, 29, 29.
I see him, I see him.
How do I hit it, how do I hit it?
I see him, I'm about to be on him again.
He's right here in another path.
He's getting chest.
Where is he?
Oh, he's getting head.
Dude, this kid's running, gang.
I'm not, we're getting this two kills, three points.
I can't eat these three flies, I don't give a fuck.
He's letting me fly target, he's on me, he's on me.
He's fucking on me.
It's all you, it's all you, I'm patting.
Don't let him one pump, he's gonna instant-head it on me.
What are you doing now?
I'm here in two seconds.
I'm in the air, I'm in the air, he's gonna let me land.
I'm gonna take it.
What is he, what is he, what is he?
No, no, no, no!
I see one.
Cheetah's again.
He's getting the 100 lighted, 100 lighted.
The hacker the hacker the hacker yeah, who's it sir?
One each
I
Wait, he's actually cheating you were I do we're not lying
Nobody quadruple things to me with a great SP that fast. I was touring speed. He just killed me in two seconds
Wow
I
Was in the air bro. Yeah, we need 350
You not just go left
over has such slow
Over he's so ass bro. Yo four games left we think Chad we actually four games
to visit Korea would have a negative experience.
South Korea, the world's beauty capital,
where being fat isn't just frowned upon, you're openly
shamed.
Top owners will clearly say to you,
like, oh, I get this real close to you.
In a country where appearance can feel like currency,
the pressure to be thin is everywhere.
On billboards, subway floors, and storefront windows,
a constant reminder to change and be better.
Creating a standard so intense
that's driving a surge of late loss drugs,
extreme dieting
Really yeah
Okay, I check kids we need 350
350 soft 50 yeah
Hey, what's wrong?
I
Am I having chat am I having the mid tournament experience right now?
Hi, best for me
But there's a stick scene going gaseous in mind trolling like I'll drop everybody unless this guy greasy
They're all the everyone's certificate each other that I swear the only one's on call no this is a spring coming in he's coming in
call him
i'm gonna call him i'm gonna call him he went the door he went the door
uh i don't have a gun
oh six away six away he just
very white it's for you for you
get it get on for you they don't boil i just put them for you
i just did the everyone everyone asked what we started
bro this guy for you just
Where did Peterbot die at?
He died at the other side.
They're fighting and this kid's in my house bro.
This kid's everywhere game.
Is this your house?
Yeah, did you see that ramp?
If we cut our minds, we could probably die.
Reboot, you said?
Yeah, if we cut our reboots, we could all be fighting.
Should I do it?
Are they done fighting?
I think they're done.
I'll just go back here again. Hopefully he's on there.
I mean I only have three guns. I'm dead if I just run into a team.
Yeah.
Chad is dead.
If it's armed with him, just get it.
There's a kid right there. You see him on the river?
Yeah.
Chad, swim. Will you get visuals if I go back right?
Just go hard right, go hard right.
Go up towards Wonky and look in the back over here.
Oh my god.
You can get through your shots, Bobby.
I got a review.
In the back, in the back of the line.
In the bind?
No, even more back in the line.
I have only two shots on.
I
The kid that you saw before they do it over
Girls
They don't know you're
I
Wow
Like you guys are so poor bro. I'm gonna buy your family. Oh my god
No one's oil one pump zero
They get an air as least a blue off
518.
What do you usually align? Do you have a spot? Or is it a crown?
Four fields.
Do you have a drama for it?
No, I need to buy it.
I have it.
I'm down to go four fields or a crown.
We can go the same spot but just go back and sling I guess?
Yeah, we could run to the left.
We see them run to the left. We see them play, let me play these 3 Gs.
3 Gs and Gs, more than enough.
Yeah. We just gotta get close to 320.
Oh my god.
Pull in here.
I just watched the Klexi P, I'm so confused why it's Connie he didn't say.
Their theory was, they didn't say either, they said it's a better blade.
But obviously if you use a brain it's pretty obvious
It's basically a long chat play for chat please lock into
Bro, it's not like i'm trying to do down purpose though
If he qualifies global so you can take any py un-con and bully everyone all year long
Therefore if he clicks his con he may as well keep con and con p because he's con regardless
but again it's just risking cheater still getting top 15 wild con that's
the problem yeah what I need to do to get back they're just fucking testing
you know
I don't know we just kind of fucking enjoy it while it's here yeah I think
and no blood I know what you're thinking
that was large
that was large but old news buddy
Bradford's got to update you a little
quicker
got you sick right
huh
you sick huh
I know everything
you sick right
I got you a
probably asking about the fuck
you got me
only one good game bro we need one good game
come on it's towards the end of the time and everyone starts laying there because they're going to shit
yeah
can't make it a licking
have a good a straw for me
I think we're best
yeah they're coming towards you
look at the gun we get it after
I get it I get it I get it
I get it I get it
we get on the left
oh watch out another kid's looking
someone set up a suit
Wait
I
Watch your back
Yeah
Are you done can't be that stack man get mad
what do you want to do what do you want to do go to life go to life go to the
back they're shooting they're shooting another scene I don't know what they're
shooting man I got half of them all things one good game I want to get the
box I don't see anyone like house I don't see anyone in the back I'm gonna
I don't see the back
Yeah
See him gonna die out, I wouldn't even see him just head up or something
Yeah
You want me to go to the house?
I'm gonna have to face the...
Yeah I'm gonna...
I'm gonna have to shoot him, yeah I'm gonna have to shoot him
Okay
Oh my god, I think I got a golden back there
There's shit packed, what?
I didn't get this
What?
You have to push it to fix it
I'm fixing it already
I'm three minutes a big part
Someone rifted?
Am I from the reed blue here?
I saw a tongue dog.
Look up in the air if you see the kid rifted.
in the air you see the kid lifted
watch this can you grab?
any covers
um no
there is a lot of food
i cant hear it
they got many shotguns
i have shotguns
this is a good job
I
I think I shot through this.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get through.
What's your gun?
415.
I'll be following you.
What do you want to do?
Is that like mid-heeled?
We can bar stuff here.
The back of Wonky is unlooted over here. All of them are looted.
Yeah, some looted. Blue all of them. Maybe Wonky is unconfident. Maybe some of them are looted out there.
This shot. I didn't see it.
Yeah, yeah, do the big in the middle. I'm gonna get it. Get these down there.
The shots like back don't work.
More shots here for you?
Come with me.
Which I got. Maybe.
What do you have? A set again?
Five shots. One day.
Ah, I forgot to mention about you.
I can buy you how much it is.
I agree, I'm gonna get it.
Just check if the game's on loop.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
Yeah, it is. Come, come, come, come.
Double it all off, double it all off.
More spots to get to, come.
Okay, I gotta be safe.
I'm starting it. Get the spots you've got right there.
Right there.
Spots to the outside, they're taking.
Yeah.
Pop 2 on E.
Oh my god.
Minus?
800 gold, do you want to buy something off of any?
No, I'll buy it after I just get it again. I got more gold from this.
There's six flashes in one now.
Five, six flashes, three dages in a shot.
How about that?
You're aware once you get out of your heavy phase.
Oh my god, double-goat pump.
How much does it cost you?
Six-one.
Huh?
That'll be enough.
More splashes in here.
What else do you need?
Do you want me to buy you?
Yeah.
Do you need replats?
Uh, no.
So now I'm dead.
There's my path of peace I think.
Alright.
Path of path, let's go.
You know there's many machines here about mech that are gonna fuck up.
2x
2x
3x
4x
4x
4x
This is the last one.
We need to flash off to the left here.
Oh, I got front. I got a hill.
There's more splashes on me.
I'm probably big enough to have splashes on me.
One splash on me here.
I'll give you a surface.
You got a surface?
I'll please start fishing there if I go.
I'll start at the same time.
I'll probably start at the same time.
Yes.
I'm out.
Yeah, I'm out.
Yeah, we're doing this.
I'm going to go down as I say.
I'm going to start here.
Yeah, three.
I
Give myself permission let go
So I just asked AI why I'm not so distracted in the tournament. That's not what it is. I'm not trolling. I'm distracted
My head is always thinking about one thing at a time or like multiple things at a time when I'm just doing anything.
Oh
Purple
Oh
Come on.
Shark'n's here.
We need to reload.
I'll get the shark again for you.
Yeah, Shark'n is on.
I got lobby.
Two, two, two.
Nice, bro.
Okay.
See you, guys.
Oh my god nice, oh.
This whole side of the zone is to come in on us.
It's good stuff.
Yeah.
One is being out.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Nog off.
Nog off.
You got it.
You got it.
He's crawling through it.
I got to kill him.
Nice.
Someone's going to go for it.
I'm waiting for it.
What's it like?
Team behind us here.
They're going for it?
Hit it!
The black one?
Yeah.
The black one.
The black one.
Leave me alone for black.
Leave me alone.
You gotta make sure you don't appear to me.
There's a one shoot the wall another one
Wow what the fuck is that play?
Yeah, let's have to come then I go for that loot again real big. Yeah, everyone's ready for it. Are they coming this way?
Okay
Wow
No
Get in the niche
They're on above the floor
Bomb big, look at the look of the
Bomb big, look at the frag
On your wall, on your wall, on your wall
On your wall bro
He's dead, he's dead
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead
Keep looking
Do you get that, baby?
Okay, okay
He's close on, he's close on
Yeah, we got a blue pump
Getting the medkit
It's close on that loo
It's close on that loo right there by the way
Okay
Can you go straight?
Can you mask here?
I'm close ahead
Is it worth it though? We're so good inside.
We're stacked, we don't need it.
Let it win the game.
Hey, my keyboard just turned off.
Oh shit.
We can make it stir for the kids go for that little okay like this we just come back come back in the
last level right so we're gonna go for it
look look at that
no for real
listen listen everybody come for it right now they just bring it out they're about to come for it
look look this is gonna go right here
there he is
doing go doing go
he's still there
wait take him like it
I'm trying to look for someone on my wall, y'all can't play right here.
Someone on my wall. Yaka, right here
Look, you see the wall?
He's stuck on the wall
He's 35
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go
All the way
Look out
On our lair, watch out
Okay
I'm in the moth, they've created
He's on our front here
Five, show
yeah watch your back right watch your back right
all right can't get up
yeah i'll charge i'll charge
okay here
why? hold hold hold
there's a box someone coming out
box?
nah nah man
Wait, I shot him out!
I don't ran.
All your walls, oh, watch out, watch out.
Your wall, your wall.
Put it in?
Come out!
I know, I gotta play my stuff to get you.
We gotta cut off.
Okay, I'm good.
Watch your head, hang on.
Oh, shit.
Hang on, hang on, bro.
You gotta watch your head.
In your body.
Wait, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
No, like this, this break, this break.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I don't have that, I don't have it.
Okay, I have no yields, just T-Shock.
Okay, hit this.
I'll stop this, I'll stop this.
I need to get the map, get the map.
Yeah, here.
Get ready for the map.
Two bills, two bills.
Up there, there's a flash, flash, flash, flash, flash.
I'm gonna run for the map, run for the map, run for the map.
I'm gonna stop this, run for the map.
Go, go, go, go.
I missed it, I missed it, I missed it, I missed it, I missed it, I missed it.
Lock this on your T-Shock.
Three, two, one, go.
What is this?
Oh, I need to do ball free, ball free, ball free.
No, I'm in a box.
I'm dead probably, I'm dead
I have 100 mats in my body, homogram
The live soul is dying man
I'm 19
Because bro, everyone's dying, everyone's dying
So your target's on maybe, okay?
Come on!
Forty-hundred what do you got fuck you pull back you pull back you play down here get so much
I might see you
Okay, so much lady shot in the bubble boss
Nice, you can keep playing it and then everyone's dying, bro.
Everybody gets so much places.
Look at how you maybe so you don't get fried.
It might have fought.
So in zone and tank, build with them.
You get on your wall, you might get fought.
You're right in the middle.
Nice, bro.
You already get cycled here, okay?
Someone might hop in your box.
Let's do all of them.
Hold them on mark.
Top three build, three build.
Stop there, dude. Don't leave me here, son of a gun.
Body?
Just rat.
Keep going.
Top 10, bro.
Keep ratting, bro. He's so good.
Six, six builds.
I like this.
Got nine? Going down there, yup.
Build one, I'm not gonna fight you.
He's gonna fight you.
Oh, that's right, bro.
I
Just wonder it when we go for hyper I just got pumped in the back, bro
I had a first I can tell I had a 100 some dollars you came up
Let me to 50
to 15 points
We need a hundred points hundred points in one call we need 340 340 safe top 50
What's 340 minus 202
I
Had his Jason had a bicep angel
I appreciate that for the thing.
Alright brother, here's who literally went to watch it adjust to me today.
What's up dude?
Hello baby.
Hi bestie.
Hi bestie.
Hi bestie.
Oh no.
And you call 100 gifted.
Why did you drop him on your mats?
I don't know.
I had two built too by the way.
One more for height.
Oh damn.
I did not know that.
you have a lot of mess when no one out one out like three something I shot to
all my man it's broke
all right we have to one game after this you have good time we'll definitely
last queue okay we can't die then yeah
can't believe bro you just full boxy on the ground
one team looks like they're going gas they're going gas we need play life
one come okay I'm gonna use a freaking tower again
yeah we're done we're coming they're coming they're coming they're
loaded up so I get the roof I get the roof I get that SMG I got a gun I'm sunny
now yeah I'm on your money I'm on the bottom of public
I kill him I kill him I mean play on me where is he where is he above us above us do you need a gun
I'm gonna bring it. I'm gonna come up on me on me
On the roof bro, I'm not gonna. I think we're just on back. I
Saw a footstep, but I dropped a shot for you 20 hammer
I'm going back
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Drop everyone's gonna right here. We just need 20 bomb right
Holy bro, we low key fell off wait, we have one two more games left
No, is this our last 11?
I think we got a laugh or 11
I got a main.
We have to go left.
We have to go left.
They have about a 50 problem.
One kid is running the bag.
We're going to get third party from my house.
Are you shooting at me?
No, no, they're fighting each other.
I need them to fight first, what are you watching there?
Yeah, he's about me, he might help on me.
He's shocked, he's shocked to see me, he's scared.
They're fighting, they're fighting.
I'm hitting a chevron, if you don't look.
Come come come, they have nothing bro.
They're just coming at each other.
They killed him, they killed him, they killed one.
I see the fellow. If I need to go, I don't know.
I need to go on the hunt.
Oh, they had an ending.
Oh, dead.
Oh, my God.
They're just hitting up each other's dead.
Who was that?
Rainbows.
Damn, bro. That was our last game.
Wait, check.
Yeah, that was our last.
fuck bro 29 would have gotten us 330
fuck bro
dude look at this
fuck bro we fell off bro
what happened to this bro? wait that's the wrong data born on
GGs bro
I'm just so tired of this shit man
This shit's not cut out for me anymore bro
Oh no bro, just like windwraps
GGs bro, I'm getting off bro
Oh my god Chad, I don't know why, I just get so
tired I'm just so tired towards the end of the tournament
fuck bro Chad why am I just so tired you'll never court finals again I'll
death in court but I'm just I need to figure out why I'm so tired bro talk
at or an IG at? What about Maryland? Junkie. You can send Maryland's too, bro. I'll do
it, bro. For our drive ain't nothing to me, man. So like I said, must be a TikTok
at or IG at. Why must it be specifically TikTok or Instagram? Instagram, I just hit 20,000
followers. TikTok, I just hit 40,000. I need to leverage this clout. Bro, I'm not
I'm not gonna make you force out two thousand characters in fifty seven minutes. Just do your best at what's left
Guys, I was eating this food the whole time, bro
This is what's left, I don't know why it's 8 37 p.m. I just finished the tournament
30
minutes
30 minutes early. I feel so tired and
And I don't know why I feel like this
Jack killed a diss one today, bro. Jack. Can you guys tell me?
So look my glasses
The side right here hurts my side of my head
Eating all that food during the tournament problem. No, bro
And it's just so hot in my room, let me go freaking and raise the AC bro.
Oh I just feel like there's shit in there now bro.
Yeah, I just feel like a shitter, bro. Just take Adderill. How do you do, bro? You know
how I did, bro. You know how I did.
Next 50 minutes.
It's actually 3300 calories, this AI's got it wrong.
Yo, what's good Ivan?
Yeah, I'm fucking
3000 it's actually 3,100 calories
It's actually
3,150 calories
By the way, you keep getting it wrong
And I have I just need to eat dessert and no for
Before 930 I gotta take a shit too. I gotta take a shit too
Jeff I take an energy take Jeff I have an idea to take an energy home mid-tournament
so you don't what's an energy home like an energy dream guys I saw a tick tock energy
dreams bro like they got rats in that shit now bro
Okay, finish my meals.
I'm still streaming.
When should I end stream?
I also want to make time for God and meditating.
And then should I hit the gym?
Or not today.
And that walk, remember?
I just need to feel good.
I feel tired right now.
My eyes feel heavy.
Maybe from the acting.
Jesus dude. What a chat. Look at this. Time for God, bro. Dude, look at this. I gotta finish this, I gotta finish this, and I gotta finish this, and I have to eat a yasso ice cream bar, and beef and rice.
This book has me fucked up chat and I got view I I got my stream viewers got
capped with 500. We probably don't even have 500 viewers right now. Probably still
getting a view about it.
And your stream right now. Chad y'all want to see it?
Bro who can do it bro
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Look at this shit, chat.
I'm talking to this AI.
Y'all want to see my conversation with the AI?
In your stream right now at 8.45 so you can finish eating without stress.
Here's the rest of your night.
Cook?
Wait, if I type on the phone will you see me?
Chat can see you right now.
This does not update.
If I end stream bro, this AI shit is fucking in my life.
No, it actually helps bro.
Guys, I have to refresh the page to see what you guys see.
I can't end stream till 10.
I can't end stream till 10 or I won't hit my hours.
it's 11, but you tell me to end at 10.
Guys, I might have to end the stream early.
God-ass! Stay live till 10 p.m. so you hear your hours for blooming.
If you're staying on stream, you gotta multitask.
Get in the kitchen with the setup or take a quick bake right now to cook that beef and rice
rice to eat it while you talk to chat you have 45 minutes left until that 9 30
p.m. cut off let's get the food in so you don't miss your full calories again
look at my veins bro y'all see this shit yo I'm getting Vainie bro
yo chat y'all see my veins
You know, AI's program can help, but you cope, right?
Doesn't matter, Slupy.
Guys, I was gonna stream till 11, but I need to do a system.
I need to have a system in place, because you guys don't have context of what I do
Before I go to stream
Dude, why am I so pumped right now?
James Madison and George Madison. Oh my god. I already just got old I reached my daily linear
Okay, I gotta make sure you see we do anything for the stream remind me in five minutes. Let's go check these pages out man. Oh
Nice
This guy is too funny bro, bro just end stream, I'm not ending my stream, I just gotta eat
my food.
So Chad what did you guys think about my performance today?
Did you guys think it was good or bad?
Yo.
Wait, this is my dick Sheldon?
Yo, holy god.
He's actually physique maxing, bro
I'm getting a good physique, but I'm losing my four ice skills rash meat for you
Oh, we got bro y'all don't understand what's going on, bro
Listen, you go to this junk and you scroll down to like the previous old old years
So they're like 20 now you for me like for example this girl right here when was this posted?
Okay
I
Just stream, bro
Yeah, I'll stream bro
You guys have to call me daddy
Can you just send me the ad bro? Oh god. Oh god. It's not good boy. Yeah, it's like no all my life
It's not good. Let's bro. No, I don't know
Right up in boring, you know
Oh my god, I'm bathed in- NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
Puta madre, venero!
No, I'm supposed to leak this or not.
Oh my god.
Puta madre, venero!
I'm so sorry, Jackie Chong.
They are all fresh yo kids yo listen if y'all love me bro y'all will just get me the ads
bro in the meantime y'all let me put the mother in the hole island people my island
Did he do get in the tournament or no?
So, the gra-
Yo, why did you guys just put that email in the chat?
Chat, look, you don't even have a 6-pack.
Is that good or bad?
Wait, did I say I don't have a 6-pack anymore or did I say I don't have a-
Bro, why is that pimple so massive, bro?
Lost the six pack? No, I still got it. You guys want to see?
I got you guys.
What do you guys think?
Yeah I pulled a baddie today, good luck bro with your bank account.
Let's just say baddies cost a lot.
Where are you?
What are you all about?
What are you?
are you
I need make some food bro
I'm gonna finish this
see what I need to make
please close in
please bro
I beg you
aren't you supposed to eat bro?
What's your favorite type of pet?
When stopped by a police officer, you should stay in your video with hands on the steering
wheel.
Get out of the car with driver's license and insurance vehicle.
Open your door but do not get out.
Try staying in my video with hands on the steering wheel, right?
If pulled over at night, you should turn on your interior cabinet and place both
handle the same rule. True. Great test. Congratulations you have passed the test.
It's fucking good my brothers. It's fucking good Zeddy. What's your
favorite season? Summer. Ugh. I'll have to be on this page bro for 32 minutes.
can't make this shit up but tab out 14 15 wait if I tab out chat okay guys guys
guys guys 26 27 28 29 30 40 my god I could tab out I could tab out I could
I could tap out! I could tap out!
Let's gooooo!
Why is Ekosky keep posting emotes in the chat?
Let's make some food boy.
47.
See if it's in a minute.
Bro, I don't think it's a minute.
Let's wait a minute.
I mean, are you also equal, bro?
Yeah.
a minute three seconds should be a minute four five seconds guys only
she's gonna work
Mindset bro. Mindset.
Please wait, hold on. Jeffree just sent me something.
How do I do this?
Why did you send your mindset?
Oh god bro, it's not a thing no more.
Holy freaking god bro.
He actually looks so mean.
Yo, this guy might, like, destroy Jason.
I'm really testing that right now.
Yeah, should I keep shimming or no?
Are they still fighting?
Yes, bro.
Listen, I'm trying to tell this, bro.
Jeffrey told me he wants me to fly out and be his cameraman for the Jason boxing event.
But the thing is, y'all, like he said I gotta pay for my own flight.
I can't eat panties plates, bro!
Why are you guys saying gay?
You playing burger music in the gym, right?
Go on your ring streak again?
Guys, I'm just waiting for you guys to just say
I love you in the chat, man.
Oh, my God.
OK, bro, this place is crazy.
Yo, yo, Joseph!
Joseph, Joseph, please!
Please, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph, please!
OK, can you please hear me right now?
please if you hear me right now bro please only just send their ads like
don't send the the what you place 580 um
Depp, I'm missing your home, Miss Lonely.
no no no no no no no no no no no
chat
can I tell you guys something?
is it ok if I goon real quick
ur bands
Jeff, how you do, bro?
I don't know.
I wanna see if it's been a minute, okay.
I wanna see you, chat.
Look at my screen, okay?
I gotta take this shit, okay?
The Texas online driving safety course class chat.
I feel like I'm in school again.
A lot of y'all are probably wondering why do you have to take this, Jeff?
Because I speeded, bro.
And if I don't send them proof of me graduating the certificate driving safety shit, they're
gonna put me to jail.
And I don't want to go to jail.
So chat.
So there's a problem though.
I gotta have 500 minutes minimum to graduate.
That's five hours of my time.
So listen, here's my theory, okay?
We're at four minutes right now.
For this second one, there's 32 minutes required.
So if I tab out, remember this time, okay chat?
Four minutes and 12 seconds.
If I tab out, and it's been a minute,
tell me when it's been a minute.
I want to go back and see if there's five minutes
on the time, okay?
Tell me when it's been a minute, chat.
You're good, yes, man.
Tell me when it's been a minute, guys.
Because here's my plan.
plan is to get a laptop or something right we're streaming ourselves cheating
tests you go into jail it's not cheating bro it's called doing the method bro just
don't speed guys if you guys ever get the fast car it's not worth the speed it's
not worth it I know you guys have a fast car trust me is not worth it you're
gonna pay a $500 ticket you're gonna have to take a class depending on how
fast you speed it and it's just a whole lot of bullshit okay you got to go to
somewhere to pay it you got to do all that shit like she's not worth the speed
man she's not worth the chat
how does pilot lose 35,000 on the stream I don't even have that money bro
someone needs to give me a gambling deal chat who wants to give me a
gambling deal yeah you can crash a live you're not careful when I which I did
once and almost went to the hospital wait that's kind of sad bro I hope you're
okay man
What's that song by 60 weather goes like yeah, ho yeah, ho
I ain't looking for no man, I'm recruiting all new friends
When we back, feel a band, ground sexy, do your dance
Get it sexy, get it sexy, get it sexy, get it sexy
Boy, you nutty sad, super fat
Fuck me good, I'm throwing this shit back
He want to kiss me all up on my tag
I'm so fucking sexy, they ain't saying
It's been a minute. Okay. Okay. Okay. Chill chat
I'll see if it updated we were at four minutes right did it up there no can we
type out can we type out so you're telling me we just gotta be on the
syringe for five hours
My quiz you know we can just kind of check it to you bro
I really feel like I'm in school again, man. You're sure for five more hours. I can't guys
unfortunately bro um I have to ensure my 10 today hey oh oh
RUTRO we have some mutuals. RUTRO
Error.
We're gonna talk this error.
It is slanted. It is slanted.
By mistake? Hold on. Yo, Jen just called me bro.
Yo, what's up, bros?
Are you ready for the fight?
Yo, what's up, bros?
Are you ready for the fight?
Yo, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
Yo.
I'm gonna lie.
Yo, the hands was pretty fast, though.
Am I, am I looking lean and uh...
Yes, but you're looking lean.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Obviously, you're not gonna have abs sitting down, bro.
I don't think either of us dare yet.
But, bro, I see a little mark on the lip, then.
Let's say you've been taking that train serious, huh?
So we just log in on me?
Can you do me a favor?
Yeah.
Can you like go to this website?
Log into my account?
And keep your screen, keep a tab on the screen for five hours?
Are you going to turn me into that TV slush?
No, I got a speeding ticket.
I got a speeding ticket a while ago, and I need to take a certificate class for it.
Hey, you want me to take the class for you?
Yeah.
No!
What the jump?
Yo, this guy just said, good getting thing.
Bro, I'm not taking no class.
Yo Jeff what's up with the what's up with the boxing event Finn?
You guys be on open!
Yo are you here?
Yo I'm back can you hear me?
Yeah I can hear you can you hear me?
Can you hear me buddy?
Fuck is it slow? I'm from the whole block. This is so weird. What am I doing?
Did you hear my question?
Dude, did you hear my question?
What?
Yo, I was like, yo, what's up with the Jeff Watson situation?
Yo, I gotta go, bro. I'll see you later.
Okay, alright.
Have a good stream, bro.
Thanks, man.
I need to go eat I want to go eat I'm on a boat too bro I know bro it's so hard
bro it's actually so hard bro has it been a minute only I swear we were at five
minutes no
my tripping
damn this is crazy bro
if you think about it it will go slower
so can I tab out or no? I'm like reading these statistics bro
And like I'd be doing this shit, bro
I'm you on my phone when I drive it's actually bad
Do you have to pay a fine? No, I already paid it. I just I gotta eat I got a letter to my mom's house
We're saying like oh you gotta show the court
You gotta show to court or something if you don't and there was like boxes
Why I had to show it and the reason was because I said that I passed his driver safety thing
But I never did it
Right, so I have to send them the email
Because I call them this morning. I have to send them an email to see
To tell them that I did it so I don't have to show the court
But yeah, the problem is we got to be on this website for five hours real for this this one
We need to be on it for 32 minutes
And we only have eight minutes rail
So if I can tab out, I don't know what I tab out the time goes slower though
I swear
What place did you get I got five hundred fifty nine
Try to get my last you
fuck is this a block?
i could have bought one
no no
two shots
one of them shot
one is on
there are both shots over there
i don't know
i'm gonna chest there
20-40 since he was fast
the other one is in the bush
the other one is in the bush
i don't have the other one
oh wait
I have no bullets in the middle of the map, I have some on my back.
I see kills, I have to kill them.
There's two fighting them walking up.
Slammed it!
get it tomorrow Jeff. Hold up, let me get some ice cream.
I just need to make a few text messages real quick.
Yo what's good, pump showing you got it tomorrow bro?
Yes sir.
This is what I got to eat so far.
80-20 beef, 140 grams, white rice, fajita veggies, and cucumber.
So I already made the rice, I need to put it on the pan, the beef.
I need to put some fajita veggies on the pan as well and then I'm gonna cut up cucumbers
and that's all I need to eat.
Let me finish this meal first bro. I really need to finish this.
Aw shit.
Am I still going for a lane and a walk today?
Slam dick slam dick bitches on my dick. I
Can see the progress in my book a little bit, but you got to take the sauce room bro. I'll make you get so much process
Has it been only five minutes chat since we've been gone
There's no way time moves that slow
It feels like it's been five years. Okay, okay?
This is what we're gonna do. Okay
We're gonna do this okay? We're at 10 minutes.
Set a timer for 1 minute and 30 seconds.
And it doesn't say 11 and 30.
Is test bad? Yes man. If you hop on test, just be out to stay committed.
It's not bad. A lot of people... I'm not on it yet, but I'm thinking about it yes man.
If you're gonna hop on tests you need to get blood work done like very if you have the money for you
Gotta get blood work done. You have to it's very important you do
Right?
There's a lot of shit to it. You guys stay committed
You can still have kids but your balls are gonna shrink a lot of side effects for your balls are gonna shrink
You might get back me
What else?
You might sweat in your sleep
But if it's all done correctly
Cause people that are old bro, like 50 year old mans, like old people, they'd be taking
to Sashun cause like, you know, their test gets lower when they're aged, right?
And they do it the natural way through the doctors, but you could do it yourself.
You just have to be your own doctor.
And like, the good thing is in today's world, our technology is so advanced, there's
so much shit that you might start bawling to if you abuse tests.
Like I know pilot if you don't know who pilot he's a he abused his test and he got bald, right?
He got bald taking it and you could take like a monoxidio or some shit to fix their baldness to get your hair to grow back
Right and they're just please bro
1130 it's not 1130 it's slower
I'm gonna need to get my laptop I think the best thing to do is to get my laptop
and log in through here wait let me see oh shit I almost dropped something
oh my god what's your favorite vacation spot the beach the woods
overseas
Guess overseas security
Question was not answered correctly
Oh, no, I don't remember my fucking security questions, bro
Oh, no, if I get it one more time, my quartz is cooked.
We're cooked, bro.
We're actually cooked, chef.
Now don't hop on Tesro, it's too much, bro.
Dude, how did I get that wrong, bro?
much longer oh my goodness security question dude if I fail this test one
more time child it's over bro it's actually over I can't fill this test one
more time what does that mean your course will be lost
I don't know what that means.
I'm dropping two slices for three minutes.
I'm going to hold these slices.
You can buy three.
Yeah, about three.
It means you're cooked.
Bro, that's not funny bro.
What happened?
I came back?
Bro.
I failed one of my security questions.
If I fail one more time, it's gonna lock my course.
Cuz I forgot like the security question answered, bro
If it locks the course does that mean the whole course gets locked or is it just for that one subject?
But I can't fail one more time or I'm cooked
guys I gotta go eat my meal
Tien blew me I'm sure he'll be able to help me off with this
I think it's going to fall down.
Watch out, you're going to run out of time.
What?
You can length them like three times.
I think it's going to fall down.
I have a check flash.
I'm going to flash.
I'll talk to the guy.
I'm sorry, you're going to fall down.
I'm going to flash.
I'm going to flash.
I'm going to flash.
I'm going to flash.
I'm going to flash.
Shut up.
You're in a minute.
I'm at Kits.
I got to do my best first.
Yeah.
And I need to start first.
I think I've ever.
It's $99,001 for.
Which I'm a way.
It's the same.
I'm a way.
Just like that, within a matter of minutes,
I got a prescription adding to Korea's major drug misuse
problem.
Oh, she's asking if you want to get the induction here
right now.
No, I'll do it.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
So this is pretty insane.
We've got it super easily within like 10 minutes.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, it looks like Tess mixed you with Horny, which I don't want to feel like.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
You're right, bro.
It's bad to be Horny all the time.
Dad?
They chalked back and didn't get this for good.
I don't know what I'm doing right now, Chad.
You're wasting your time, time is running low, I have 15 minutes to cook.
Let me make you lower your test to zero before you take it.
Thank you.
I don't know.
How many shocks do I have?
Guys, where am I shooting for now?
I got a cut, bro, though.
I'm going to walk later tonight, chat.
Also, I'm not going to the gym today.
I haven't seen anybody around.
The AI told me to take a break, chat.
Cause when I go to the, cause yesterday I was doing Sprint Shat
And it fried my nervous system
And I woke up today feeling so tired
Even though I got like, nine hours of sleep
Slam, dig, bitches, in my way, I don't even know anymore
Yo, this guy pulls the hell of yous
Uhh, I mean listen, twenty seconds and our bugs are gonna be up so that's gonna be like, Loki kinda chill
940 subs today?
cheese man
I'm getting bored with that
to see you
cheese
good
ok, so now back up
you're gonna have to ult away
ult away
flash away
flash
good flash
ok
uh
why are they allowed to just
why are they allowed to just
why are they allowed to just
So the reason why is because it's unfortunate, but you're like 99%
You just ate like 1600 cows in 3 hours and now you're eating again. You need to face your meals together with us.
Like I said Sluffy, today was just, even the AI said this shit bro.
Today we're gonna, like tonight chat, the reason I'm eating stream at 10, instead of 11, is because I'm gonna talk to AI
I'm gonna have a system set up for me because my life is all over the place right now.
And, yeah.
That's it, bro.
I'm gonna talk to AI, bro. Bro, y'all- bro, y'all don't wanna believe me, bro, or some shit?
I'll show you guys, bro.
Slim dick bitches on my waist. I don't even know anymore what you do cuz I don't even know
Look you got to read my combo, bro. I don't care. I
got you guys
All right
Here's my schedule
So it reminds you right
This is the exact schedule for the rest of your night, so you don't have to think about it by 9 30 p.m
Finish eating meal for your dessert. So that is in 10 minutes. Okay. I'm basically about done this
I stopped to make meal for it and then I have ice cream
10 p.m. And stream so in 40 minutes. I'm an in my stream
Then we lock in your system to build your system and handle those documents. Okay
3 p.m. Cool down walk
4pm Bible reading and meditation 530 1130 p.m. Hard cut off for water 12 a.m.
shower brush teeth and in bed by 12 15 oh I am still streaming say was good to
chat okay also I still have not ate meal for prepped it or ate the ice cream I
will go eat the ice cream right now but something else came up I have Texas
online driving safety and I need minimum 32 minutes for one course remember
what we said this morning about the speeding ticket shit let's see what it
says look at this AI chat sloppy bro I asked AI for questions but Google cannot
into life or what bro it's fine bro works for me chat life guys just get
something worse for you guys doesn't mean that's gonna work for you guys does
that make sense this just with something worse for you guys works for me but
because something works for me it works for you so the AI chat does not work
This website sucks, but the message is, he's typing, he's typing, chup.
Yo chat was good, this is Tomo.
I'm the AI helping Jeffery Locking for his file on June 6th.
We're building a whole system tonight to keep him on track, but Jeffery, that driving
course is 32 minutes minimum, and your food cutoff is in 10 minutes.
You cannot do that course right now
Don't eat the yasso bar and finish meal four first
Give me those calories when I'm there. Drive first can wait until the after-assist build up a tent so you can bang it out
Super quick tomorrow morning party right now is where food and we didn't know everything else at 10 when we entered. Go eat now!
You see what I mean chat?
It's my boy, bro
It helps me out. So I need a fucking listen!
Uh, yeah, it's probably because you were like, spawning crap and shit.
This is more than you can see.
Ask Hibis to help you.
Is it too late now? Say sorry!
Why does it act like you can't even do the course at the same time?
No, the course is, I'm tabbing on. I just have to give it context.
AI works good when you give it context, bro.
Sometimes it glitches, bro.
But eventually, robots are gonna take over everything.
We're not having a follow-up schedule, isn't it the same something bro?
Bro's trying to be stuffy, why are you trying to be there Fitzgerald?
Yo, I'm not going to lie stuffy, you gotta let me do what works for me, because one thing
that Brutiny doesn't know about me is like, something works for me, it works for me.
That's how life is.
If something works for you, it works for you.
everyone's gonna be the same bro and it's and bro using the AI today I felt so
busy the whole day I didn't feel like how it feels like when I'm hanging on my
girl doing nothing I got a plan I'm gonna end stream 30 minutes no it's working
out for me it just doesn't work on the website I got a plan I'm gonna end
I'm gonna show you in 30 minutes, I'm gonna do my thing.
You know what I'm saying?
I know what's real legal.
Is it too late now?
No, no, this is cool.
Mejha, New York today, we're not dead.
We're not even in New York, bro.
like how these kids getting 500 subs a day and I get no subs how do I only get 11
subs in one stream chat give me 50 gifted
life is like the gym
Y'all think life is like the gym?
Is the squid supposed to be tough?
I feel like a squid.
I get I get the thing but like
Do you want to be a squid?
I said I feel like a squid because it's pushing out ink
I want to be a squid
If you take your favorite animal to squid I'll just take it out
Oh man, give me a basic one time, I'll never get it when we get it
Fucking bullion man
All good. How's it going? Let me ask you, let me ask AI what to say. This one guy in
my chat, this one guy in my chat doesn't like you. This one guy in my chat doesn't
like you also someone in my chat asked how's it going in my chest said how's
it going what do I say if you actually want to know how this going instead of
me just saying it's going good I'm gonna tell you in a second what's good
We're just locking in for a fight on June 6th
Two people don't like it wait why don't you guys like AI?
Life is like Jim bro, but you guys don't understand AI is helping me not degrading me
Or putting me backwards
like it's genuinely telling me what to do every time in my life and I didn't get
this AI to like a day ago by the way yeah you guys are acting like I've been
using it every day I don't mind it but I don't think it's getting good life
advice no it's not life advice I use it for calendars and integrate to my
Google calendars so I'm gonna tell you I add this to my calendar it shows
it. It reminds me like every 30 minutes you'll drink water. I can connect my
finances. It can track unwanted payments. I can do a lot of shit with it. It can
connect my oral ring which I wear at night so I know how I sleep and then
could analyze the statistics. It's what the government probably already has
but just a weaker version like I'm not gonna lie I wouldn't be surprised if
If like the government has like a crazy AI system that's like just so powerful it could do a lot of shipping
Like yamsu just streams and doesn't even talk to the chat
This is a definition of bad streamer you got to talk to your chat
You can't expect to go live play for me and not talk to Jeff
You know I'm saying if you have to talk to your chat
That's what makes a good dreamer can't be like young for sure
But why is Sun so early in LA?
How can you book how come you don't believe I'm from New York?
Where you found?
You have about none to say where from New York
They're saying bro, nobody's in the team from you
I can move about a notch, guy out.
Lucas!
Lucas!
Lucas!
Lucas!
Lucas!
I would put it on the fucking thing and tighten it as hard as you can.
guys my AI just text me
I think any engine that man says
Suppy I love myself for two years. I've been doing just fine
And mature you acting like me using this AI the last one day is gonna change my whole life, and I'm not gonna stop
It helps
You don't understand what body double so sure what body doubling is it's kind of like body doubling I perform better
when I know someone's watching me or in the call with me or just talking to me while I'm doing it.
I'm like some people like I said people are different. You can have someone that
works better alone needs the quiet time. You know you can have someone like me who's good at body
doubling. And for me the AI helps me because I know it knows that I'm doing shit. And I
And you don't know my life when I'm when nobody's listening or nobody's washing
Before the AI you don't know you don't know what I did so I need that validation
Does that make sense?
I didn't know that I'm doing good
Even when I am doing good. I don't get that shit a lot. I don't get people telling me a lot. Yo Jeff
You're doing really well for yourself
But when I am doing good, and I get it, I feel good, and I need that validation every day to keep me going.
Because that's what works for me.
Does that make sense?
What's wrong bro? Sloppy just doesn't like that I'm using AI. I'm not gonna stop using it.
I just don't like how Sloppy's like saying like
Saying that this AI like he's talking like I've been using it for like my whole life like bro
I haven't been using AI. I literally started using it now, bro
five four three two one all right let me text this guy it's 9.30 I got bad news
I finished the ice cream but not meal four
I'm gonna go up right once and then straight in once okay
I'm sorry hey guys super helpful if you're not using it you're behind it if you're
not using it you're behind it does research for you in the instance
beverage a good deal from how you played in the beginning you're good bro
don't beat yourself down you got the ice cream down and you're roughly at
three thousand two 150 kerosene which is way better than yesterday when you
missed 2,500. It's not a full 3,750 wanted, but you still made progress on the
boat and you crushed Boxer today. The whole point of building the system at 10
p.m. is so we never have a chaotic day like this where you're scrambling for
food down. Subby, for context, I had to make food in 20 minutes to go live early
before the tournament. What this AI is gonna help me do is set up a system for
me so that I don't have to do that so I can go live and not worry about food you
see is so we never have another chaotic thing and you guys think I'm just
streaming like I'm I have nothing to worry about in this head I have so much
shit to worry about I have finances to worry about I gotta worry about the
speeding ticket I gotta worry about so much fucking shit I got this fight
coming up I'm not just a four-night kid like RVROG I don't just focus on the
laking even when I'm playing for tonight I'm thinking about fucking life bro and
you guys can say is 88G it could be attention this the fetch the fetches
attention the fetch to see this order because I'm not gonna lie I have a very
hard time to focus on some shit bro I'm not like you guys chat where life is
Just for a lot of land. That was how I was when I was 1416 now. It's fucking grown-ass man
Responsibilities check
Not going bro, you how do you not have enough time in today? I woke up at 10 a.m. Today
10 a.m. God damn is that earlier that not early for you guys
It schedules fuck bro. Do y'all want to see my schedule bro? This is what I did today
And the AI did it for me.
What did he say?
Look at this shit.
This is my schedule.
I woke up at 10 am.
So the kids are playing heal up.
I didn't make my meals.
I went to this Apple store appointment.
I had a financial meeting.
And I was supposed to hit the door.
I went to the Apple store appointment.
I went to the Apple store appointment.
I went to the Apple store appointment.
I had a financial meeting.
meeting and I was supposed to hit the gym early in the morning before my boxing class.
But the financial meeting, we're always talking man long, it's supposed to be an hour long
right?
Or maybe 30 minutes.
But bro, we talked so much, the financial meeting meant from 12 to 154.
So I have to go to boxing class.
Takes 30 minutes to get there.
I'm at boxing class, I fucking had a good boxing session, I finished around 4-ish, or
yeah 4-ish.
I was going to do cardio session but I told the AI I have a tournament at 6, so it said
just skip the cardio session, like I got pushed in the boxing class but then I skipped
the cardio session.
So boom.
I go home, I make it home, I take the toes to get home.
I come home. I'm in the parking lot. I walk to the freaking apartment. I'm making my food
I didn't remember I didn't even eat anything this morning because I have to do this apple store appointment
I have to call this I have to call someone right I didn't eat anything so I have to stuff in meal one
Right, so I have to stuff in I have to make overnight oats three eggs one scoop of whey protein in this cup
Blueberries and granola. I just stuff that in and I had to make my snack and I have to make my post-workout
I had to eat 1600 calories in one sitting during the torment boom
For my torment stream six to ten. I'm following my schedule perfectly fine right now. I'm streaming till ten
I'm an end stream. I'm gonna do the shit of the AI and then I'm gonna fucking
Cool down walk and just stretch and just talk to God bro, and I'm going to sleep. That's my schedule
Now the only bad thing I did was not email for for my bulk
My rule is I'm eating before 9 30. I don't want to eat too late because if I eat too late
My body won't be able to digest the food. Does that make sense?
And if my body doesn't digest the food, what is it going to spend its energy doing?
It's gonna spend the energy digesting my food instead of resting, which is what I mean
I need recovery because I've been training so hard, right?
So that's the schedule
Does that make sense?
Maybe you should mail prep for the week on the weekends.
I should.
Which is what we're gonna figure out with the AI at 10pm.
I'm a step-by-step guy, bro.
I can't do shit...
All at once.
I need to do step one.
I need to do step two.
And I need to do step three.
I got 3rd metagy point man 21st.
Are you able to stay in the concession schedule?
Yes bro, I'm doing good.
That's what I hate bro.
That's my biggest pet peeve.
When I'm doing it so good and nobody sees the effort that I'm doing good, they think
I'm just some fucking shoo me that gets on in place for night. No, bro
I have a life before this bro back then I was like that back then I was doing 12 hour shoo
I'm sitting on my setup and I was enjoying for it so much
I didn't give a fuck about my health now. I got a fucking now
I still make good money, but I have a life. I do shit before I go live
I don't just wake up at 6 p.m. Like you guys think and just go live
I have I wake up at 10 a.m. I train for this class like I have this fight coming up after this fight
I'm gonna probably quit boxing and I'm gonna only be able to go to the gym
And then I can go live and come home and shim earlier and then we'll figure out from there
But this boxing has genuinely changed my life
For like it showed me that I gotta work harder and shit and what else it just showed me like
I'm busy, bro. I'm fucking busy, bro
I'm not I can't just stay home and play for an eyebrow Jason paying Jason is not paying me bruh
I'm just I'm taking the fight because I want to take the fight because I want to try something new
I want to experience something new. I'm never boxing my life
And I want to try something new also. It's a good exposure for me
like I don't
Like it's a it's a whole process bro
You getting scammed bro. No, bro. I don't care, bro. It's good content for you guys man. It's a good
thing for me money and time are being put into it
Like I'm doing shit in foreign tournaments. Anyways, it's something new for me
I want to idea my goal is to transition into our O streams
And get the fuck out of for me. I don't want to play for anymore. Respectfully like it's just
It's not fun. I'm doing bad every tournament halfway through the tournament. I'm getting tired like I do good in the beginning
And then I just get tired
I'm not finding the best teammates. I don't deserve good teammates right now like
Like, it's just chopped.
Fortnite's dying, like it's not, it's just not the same, bro.
You know?
You should get something at least, bro.
Bro, Jason's a cheap guy, I'm not gonna lie.
He's a cheap guy.
He's a cheap guy, I noticed that.
He's calling on us.
He's calling right now, there, he sees us.
If you wait, I'm done.
Cooking takes up most of your time.
I meal perp the beef and the chicken.
I just gotta microwave it.
Yeah, Jason's a cheap guy, bro. I'm not gonna say too much, man. He's cheap.
What are you gonna do for that?
Oh, let's just relax for a little bit?
Yeah.
Let's just relax for a little bit.
Yeah, let's just relax for a little bit.
Yeah, let's just relax for a little bit and relax for a little bit.
Like, I wanna get to this.
Oh my God.
You wanna get to this?
I wanna just do, like, I wanna just, like, show you my life and have people watch
me and, like, fuck me and shit.
That's what I wanna do.
15,000 people just watching and just live life, you know, like this is the end goal.
I don't want to fucking have to boot up 4.9 and clip farm, buh buh!
Like I don't want to have to do that, it's my leverage, but I don't want to have to
do that for the rest of my life.
I want to distribute my life, I want to live my life, bro, right?
Just clip farm real life, you know?
just it's just it's just what I want to do
chat
yes I know I'm blessed my last two tiktoks are flopping
yes I know I'm blessed but I so was always
my god chat we hit the 35 minute mark
huh
oh
yes I know I'm blessed
oh shit
I'm gonna send a picture and give me the answer to all of this.
Give me the answer to all of this.
I know, Flayd.
You need to find a way better camera and camera quality.
It's like $30,000.
Yes, I know I'm blessed, yes, I know I'm blessed, D.
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Every 71 seconds.
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All of these.
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All drivers.
3, 2, 1, great test?
Congratulations.
You have passed this test.
Yes sir!
Yes sir ski!
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Grand Canyon.
Yosmite.
Bryce Canyon.
Yellowstone.
Yellowstone.
Oh.
Guys, I missed the fucking security question again.
three security questions will result in your course being locked. Test available in 10 minutes.
Wait, I'm actually fucking cooked. No, I'm actually cooked. If I miss it one more time,
it's gonna, oh my god, chat. How do I not remember these security questions?
No, bro. Chat, we're gonna answer in 15 minutes. Are you guys gonna be sad when I
I'm gonna enter in 15 minutes, yes or no.
You have insane eye-row potential to block it.
I only have gassing machines.
I wanna hear from the dealership.
I mean I see it. Evolution D6 GT4 right? That's the exact same book I have, LEDs and everything. How much does it say?
Dude, how do I stop buying my nails? I'm getting anxious.
What's the thing that causes you to get anger?
Wait, how many do you have now?
I got that, I got that, I got that.
My new Kaisenet was 5'4", and became the biggest switcher.
What is Kaisenet even up to these days, bro?
I'm down. I mean now we don't need to like...
I swear bro, just let it stream, bro.
What happened in man
Yeah, what happened a car man
Is he still pulse
Bro he doesn't even pose anymore bro. What the fuck?
Did he really get bored of streaming?
You should stop cardio and build muscle you're too skinny.
Dude that's funny bro. I used to get called fat. Now they call me skinny.
It's never enough bro. You guys used to make fun of me for being fat?
Now I got skinny and glue up and now you guys say I'm skinny.
skinny like you see what I mean you can never make anyone happy chat and
remember this bro if you spend your whole life trying to please everybody all the
time you're gonna end up just being depressed because you you gotta realize
to some extent you can't make everybody happy and that's why you
gotta lock in on yourself that's why you gotta have an AI system that cares
about you and holds you accountable every day because AI will not lie to you
bro you gotta have good people in their life to that care about you bro it's
important to surround yourself with good people can't please everybody bro so do
what we want I guess that's what I want you to say
yo how does the video get 131k views yo when's my less yo shy damn blew me to
upload a YouTube video what the fuck's going on man I need to upload a fucking
video brother I had a girlfriend for the last eight months I'm just saying that's
your next step oh okay y'all think I got skinnier chef know how to like clean
after myself cuz my parents would always do it for me when I was living with them
right they would do my laundry they would cut my toenails for me they
basically babied me right you see my lips there's so much better before I
I was clueless yes I didn't even have any lipstick or anything yes I know I'm
blessed but I want a wife
look at that low per production quality but so much support imagine I had
crazy production quality bro
You know me I'm gonna shit on him. I'm really good at ball like wait till you see
How you feeling?
Guys I was so chopped in the video like my posture was trash
Guys, I probably didn't better at ball now, I haven't played in a million yet.
I didn't know how to dress back then, now I actually know how to dress a little bit.
My fits are tough now chat.
It's a new charm now.
It's a new charm.
My whole posture was cooked.
My glasses were just not fitting my life.
My haircut was just chopped.
I had braces still.
Chat, the glove is crazy bro.
I'm telling you bro.
Like I got muscle now.
I got a six pack now.
Like life is crazy bro.
My party was trash too.
Yeah, the violence line is too I think.
I'll call you a somebody better now.
Well, I should have read you just had.
Alright, ready, flash.
Alright, come on.
You can't, oh my.
You're why you're pushing me, huh?
And double your light eyes.
Yeah, it's not touching me bro.
Why did you tell him to be better than me?
Triple zero
Yo, what year is this shit? This is a year ago
I'm telling you guys bro, I had a crazy glow up bro
Y'all don't believe me bro, look at my six pack
Like you guys think this Asian Jeff had a six pack?
No, he didn't
He didn't know what to do with his life
This chat, this period of my life was when I was gooning everyday
Now?
I don't be goon-
Look, I literally stopped gooning
kidding like I don't even think about it anymore bro it's actually insane like when
you like champ series bro if y'all ever need some advice on how to stop gooning
you just got to make a bet like I know it's gonna be harder you're gonna get
temptation but you just got to make a better yourself like for example when I
moved into my first apartment in Dallas I was like dude I'm a goon every day
I'm by myself but I did the opposite I was like I was like I'm not gonna I
I made a promise to myself. I'm not gonna goon for the entirety of this apartment. I'm gonna get pussy, bro
I'm not fine. That should help me bro. You guys should make a go. You guys should make a go to just get a girl, bro
And just fucking walk in bro
Just make a go. This is what I did. I said this exact same thing
I'm not gonna use my hands ever again to please myself
Why would I need to use my hands to goon when I could just get the real thing?
You know what I'm saying?
And that's what motivated me, that's what helped me.
And I just stuck to that bro.
And now I don't even goon, I don't think about it.
I just go to sleep at night.
Which at night is the most dangerous part.
Because at night you start thinking a lot.
Notice how at night you just think about everything bro.
But you also get a hell of motivation at night.
because your core is to level is lower down at night that's it
look at my party I was ready I was ready I was ready cooked after one round
shoot it shoot it
no balls come on
yo what the fuck
okay turn
you're fucking ass kid
I wanna one one him after this bro
Nonsi bro do you think my cardio is better now? I want to play ball. I haven't played
ball to me now. I want to see how good I am. Think about it I have box now. I have a
six pack now. I'm telling you bro I'm probably better at ball now and I haven't even played.
You know what it looks like to you stars?
You need to be in the dawn every day at this time.
I could not get fastened bro, it's low key hard.
Why the fuck?
Yo why do you just take the ball from me?
How do you just take the ball from me?
There's no way you just took it just like that bro.
Remember when you made 1k 3 pointers in a
Cosette bro, how many more times do I need to fail the class I?
Did the second one bro. I'm telling you they're not gonna track the AIP bro. You have to just trust me, okay?
Because look I failed the security questions two times
But you already failed the one time and it said security question was not answered correctly missing three security questions
Will result in the course being locked
So if I if I if I fail one more time cos it for the next course
Does that mean the whole course is locked forever and I have to buy a new one or what does that mean?
It goes in because I forgot my two security questions to bro
We're cooking in like the whole course is just locked
Okay, when I can't trust you in my shit, though
I came
I'm gonna get some water, alright?
How is my cardio really bad?
Bro.
Want to, or no?
Yeah.
Do I catch the right eye, little man?
So sad.
Man?
I held onto my hand for 10 seconds.
You're welcome, man.
I just know Bucky was never mine.
Yes I know I'm blessed but it's locked forever.
So use it with a gun.
So I have to think really hard about my course questions.
Does it reset at all or no?
It has to reset right?
Like, tomorrow if I fail this question one more time, like it's gotta reset, right?
There's no way to cast my fails every time.
Try, I gotta, I gotta, try, I gotta end my stream in four minutes.
My life bro.
Dude, that was so bad of life, I can't...
Guess I know I'm blessed, but I'm so stressed.
Oh.
Arena game. We got a special guest.
So, y'all think I looked the same in this video?
This was 11 days ago, and you guys think I look different now?
Yo, what's good, Chagyptee? How you doing today?
Hey, I'm doing really well. Thanks for asking. I'm super glad you're here.
What's up? How's your day going so far?
Oh my back hurts bro. Alright boys. I got an instrument in three minutes. I think we're here. He told us to pull up. Yo
What are you? Yo turn it. Yo, you good to do the interview?
Yeah, I thought you guys were coming tomorrow. No, dude, we're actually here today
Oh shit, Rob. Yeah, you go.
You sleeping here? Yeah. At the peak of fortnight, this guy was arguably the best one. What's all that, bro? I'm talking about
honor roll honor roll
I'm a karate trainer
I'm from Florida
I'm from the mall
I'm from the beach
and we're inviting turkeys
I know he's still back
who's coming to kill me
34 people left?
I never told you about
most of y'all know about
my entire games clip
I really don't want to give it attention
Today I'm bringing everything to attention apparently you know what I'm saying because some people just need to you know
I'm saying word I see this clip and it's it's kind of going into the story
I'm about to say where I see mischief or expect you by the way, you know I'm saying I never have anything
Yes, you know like that, but you
All right boys, I got an instrument two minutes, man
Look you guys man. Yeah, you know who Joe bars. Yeah, he's a go bro
What?
Wait, what?
He used to like bring in the enemy something.
Yeah, they're on the west, I thought they were central.
Wait, does Jason have clear skin or is that just me?
Dude, he has pretty clear skin, bro.
Am I tripping?
Dude, he has really clear skin, bro.
Yes, I know I'm blessed, but I don't want his genetics.
I have clear skin too, chef.
It's just the lighting.
His jawline is crazy, bro.
Yeah, when I punch him in the jaw, bro,
I hope I just don't hurt him, bro
Because if someone has such a straw jawline and I get him in the jaw
Or the side of his head wouldn't that like hurt him more because his jawline is like so like
Sharp or am I trippin?
Honor roll
Look at this punch I learned today chef
Find it up.
It has him telling you, bro, but I'm bleeding.
Yo, Chows, bleeding this morning on TikTok, bro.
Who's watching my tic-taching this morning? I literally woke up?
Oh no.
Guys.
No more time, I just...
You know what time it is, right?
Why did my AI not text me yet?
Does your finger smell like ass or something?
Yes sir.
It's time.
It's time.
Close me to vision 3?
that shit up bro
all right boys I'm on my stream I will see you guys tomorrow for day two
I'll see you guys tomorrow for day two man.
Why are you even playing?
You're just playing exactly.
I don't know why CoZ is playing Division 3 West.
RayLina?
Wait, should we RayLina and see how many real viewers we have?
I'm gonna test my theory chat.
If we rate Lena, and it doesn't say, it says we have 458 viewers right now.
If we rate Lena, and it doesn't say 458, we are getting view about it.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh shit.
guys we're getting view butted holy fuck we got 117 viewers the view bar is still in the
stream oh my god twitch actually cab me 500 viewers that's sickening so we have
100 viewers right now but why is there I don't understand why is there only five
people talking in chat viewbot are broke now no viewbot is not broke I think
twitch just cab me a 500 I think the viewbot are still wants me and he still
loves me or she I don't know it could be a girl it could be a boy I still don't
know who it is but yeah boys I'm gonna rate that bro and that's why then why is
it 437 because the view bar is trying to view bombing to the max like how he
used to get me the hundred thousand right but it only can go up to 500 now
cuz twitch did something with the website in the internal systems to make
me at 500 but yeah chat I'm in my stream bro I'll see all later boys go
I can't I got to use my phone for the AI shit because I need like lock into my schedule and shit
But yeah, I'll be live tomorrow. I have a way cleaner schedule, and I hope you guys enjoyed the stream today, man
I know we didn't really accomplish a lot, but go spend
Enjoy for a boys. Peace out. Peace out. Peace out