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Did you finish the Neo demo? I played Neo 3 yesterday. I beat the, like, there's like a thing that says, like, your progress will now carry over to the main game when you finish it. There might be like one or two little more things I could do, but I'm just going to wait at this point, I think. probably waited before Neo3 comes out. But yeah, I think I did everything to do in the regions that we were in. I'm so excited for Neo3. I want to put more of it really fun. Is it a painterly access? I hope it's paid. I think so. Well, let's share it, maybe. There he goes, I'm going to be a eyebrows. I didn't know. I don't see the eyebrows trying to beard trim also. And probably the haircuts, too, just got too much I've got too much hair uh let's jump in to the cross trampoline guys I still think you found a boy for the authorated about thank you Santa film for sure you guys ass here is a autocontrol it's winter it passes we're supposed to get a lot of it we're supposed to get snow tonight we have no idea how much we're gonna get seems like it could be a lot but You know, Phosphorid. Thank you for the 65 months. Thank you Phosphorid. I appreciate that. You two fraud for the neurone sticks out Mixed out site of an 1836 siege data. What would like re-something, right? Opera star. Yeah, yeah. Rows could be like weak. Regmatics record 18. Okay, I know who Greg Matiks was. He was a pitcher. He played for the Atlanta Braves. Um, would you say, did he really throw a no? When you say no hitters or perfect games, you're like, I'm not sure. Wouldn't be world series, right? I don't know. I do know who Greg Magick is. Big Dan, thank you for the six or seven months, really appreciate that. I think very much. Self-reliance SS, a sea urchin, sorda, vagus answer is ish. Ah, they can big down, they can gargester and frisiods up. Challenges as a credit card charge. Neutrogena product. Isn't that the soap? crosses out X's stone fruit center would be a pit, a lean slim, I guess it could be the other kind of lean, right? Department of Modern Direct Marketing Campaigns Noir This be post-darns Team events But on again, Actress Garr. I've never seen Casablanca. Edmonton CFL team. London's neighboring county. I don't know, is it a six or something? I don't know idea. Turst denial. Nope. I like to actually really like, actually really like, uh, noir, like, the war films. Letter after Sigma balls, uh, towel. tech news website, I'm going to stick together. This is also known as tricycle Rick Shaws. Maltese falcon. No, I read it. I read the Maltese falcon a long time ago. Is that raven Chandler? 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So this Ken Jennings actually still does a jeopardy right Maze runners He does it's being nice Reath blah blah blah Squirt Alright, I'm pretty sure one of these is probably wrong, but It was pretty good So I had an 1836 see just still on with that one This is definitely re-something Opera stars and diva record 18. I wonder what that is. Civilizes, civilizes. In case less, the sure that's the way out and it's definitely not 18 strikeouts is not a lot and so X. Red now says fast services to like express or something that all you know said it really could this be this is the one goes now and Lingo's team dance I guess is prom it's routines are there still pumps are there still proms a detractors well yeah one game is a lot but this is like it's creator right right oh I guess a record 18 maybe it's not I guess I could all you know this I just I don't know, it's gold, gloves, that's the base ball record. Is that like a defensive record or defensive thing or something. This is a go-getter. the Mugs are off and wrong, the power hungry mugs. That on with the mod, new golden gloves isn't boxing but not baseball. to the same as one talk that they like hand in hard and with the spi emerson i guess this could be a more views A medic clue on this one is awful, and I might be. I think I've definitely got some stuff wrong here somewhere. Do you know the very hungry caterpillar? Ah, we've read it a couple times. All set. We read it to the girls. Goes after. and T.J. T.J. Well, that's a thing. I think Claire, we have to get the T-Jell back. Testicle gel, I mean, I think it's on the reuse testicle gel before. It's a hit movie running on your balls. the us views I guess it's got to be plural but like views is something I was wrong here, maybe and hmm I think something else is wrong here for sure I think something is wrong here too of I guess, I don't know, I guess I don't, but I think of a siege, I think of like, Constantinople or Jerusalem or something. I don't think of like, I don't know how many, how many men were involved in the siege and like the siege of the Alamo, I guess, but when I first think of siege, I think of like, Yes, stalling grad, I guess. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't think that. Yeah, like an entire city when I think of a siege or something. When does the siege, when does the line for a siege, I guess? To your appeal, killed? Well, no, I guess what I'm not saying, I'm not disagreeing when I'm just saying is that when I think of siege, I think of like, Like an entire city was BCR Castle was besieged. Yeah, yeah Being surrounded I'm not against the Alamo. I remember it one morning one I am fucked the Alamo the the re-log sees the date and OG getter is some fucking like is some gen Z shit Y'all dog I'm a total OG getter. Is this a this in fucking gensy shit? I don't know about If it is I want to leave this planet Seems wrong to me You know six seven OG getter a high-oscivity or some shit so I was exactly right earlier it's a tilt and not slim. Let's see the other kind of lean. entice lure coat the azure and the of a brief blah blah blah blah I think this is at set for an exact but that seems weird org chart top of an exact the uh... Kenton thank you for these seventy six months or chart like an employee's eye at starry sea here's a problem is that i don't have a real job on the twits dreamer i live in a fantasy land Thank you for the 76 months. Appreciate that. Thank you very much. His shoes. You spine. Okay. Something is definitely wrong. uh... ball blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah definitely got some wrong shit in here too for sure it may be rouse might not be weak it's not emerson Argot's Argot's Chargen's I don't know if that is Okay, instead of awake, this could be warn and this could be more days for views there's something is like so damn wrong up there. I don't know what it is. Something is wrong there. or down is giving me a headache. It really is a car crash of different things. I think Oaks is probably wrong. Not very respectful. Well, okay, so this one's talking talk, I was thinking of like, hamming and hog, although, hamming and hog, I'd say, would be like, hesitating. So it may not be, it may not be that. I think Heming and Haing could kind of say it's a crossword you got to remember like It might not be W Stick together. This is...Speak...Op. Is that why it's OG getter, because it's GO getter? Well, it's kinda weird. So this be... whatever this is is fucked up. So that's why everything's so fucking weird, right? What are the great letter boxes mean? It means that the crossword is bullshit and it's going to have some really stupid answers. I Edmonton the Elx I don't know if I did it go Edmonton helps The thing He thinks though my team is that the CFO community in football? Okay. How popular is Canadian football? Not a part of it. and it's on ESP and the O.T. is this blue origin this is a lost pause which means tertonial is not note. direct marketing campaigns, sales. So this looks like Express up here, right? and we're speaking up on this clue to that's expressed and that means this would be an E and S and S Rouse could be weak of crossword maybe it's Martian link Martian language it's more yes there's always like a puzzle in the puzzle I guess stick together could be a lot and Hmm. Who's heavy? It's a be hello, Harry. So this is probably something state right because we're going backwards the train for part of the triathlon is it so triathlons are one of the running swimming bicycle all right connection football has two teams with the same name the rough riders so yeah they are pretty good and very popular a key return that you're the best is I don't know, to be fair Joe makes me bits. run by Xland Iron Man here are you really? Fundamental Principle Path Working on Fall Em 3rd to 2nd 2 buildings for wash and a fell players to retire the Young Horsey. Thank you very much. Really appreciate that. Yeah, I think something is awkward in the top left for sure. I think I probably have all this stuff wrong somewhere to that's that's tripping me up the list is for you the money that you said you can take very much half certainly access comes out to them and Well, how else would you say a thirst confirmation? Well, it's a thirst mean. So if you ask me a question like, how are you today? Let's say you ask me how are you today. I'm like, I'm doing well. Thank you so much. And later today we're going out and then we're going to have some nice dinner. And this weekend we got great plans. lands. That's that's not church. That's the opposite of church. If you ask me how are you today? I say good. That's church to the deer like it said that's the difference there. Short yeah quick to the point right right exactly. I dare you do some church. Very pointed almost annoyed. Or like a Laconic would be another way to point it Blunt Tours could imply annoyance possible Read this church with me bro the even though I'm back or due to the I don't know what these are at all the clue the clue in all I should does not help and thank you for the raid light on us thank you for the red man appreciate that up coming in we are doing a crossword puzzle and when it has to come out has heard comes out of all the day to couple hours the What is wrong? 11 Eastern. Alright, let's see what's right around. Only one letter. this is also wrong, possessive, thrown out and is also wrong. Everything else is right. Ah, then you know what I mean? I'll just throw it early. Access game is so much better than it looks. Views? Is this? Takes. and this is jay for jawd and stuff sticks out as juts the this one was messed me up was foredown even saying uh... so this clue it's speak up so whatever it is we have to go backward so fast services something express And there's also go gather. the I released my game, you can play that until half-sword comes out. I have a steam key ready for you. Imagine with the world worked that way. I'm gonna speak up. Free hashtag on. If you posted on this, what I'll take a look at it. I'm, yeah. The looks like something I want to play One of it's absolutely banger. I'll take a look at it, but I Think, uh Sometimes sometimes looking at a game on stream is not it's not necessarily doing it any favors, you know I'll let it look at on stream though. I'm not on discord Rust trailer for the while you go to clink-o-rope light. I do not remember that all I'll take a look at on the screen. I like to live dangerously. Yeah I don't want to I it's more so I don't want to hurt somebody's feelings. So this is conveyance is also known as tricycle rickshaws, and this is not very respectful, right? Probably ends in an S. I put that there, and this could be Sassy. is that's the point that I had mine, maybe it's ours ... Go ahead. My snack, my snack, or my snack. Thank you for the 24 months. I'm really appreciate that. Thanks a lot. Is this the who wants to be the millionaire music? No, this is the Skulled soundtrack. Okay, it was cool, man. That was fun. And a lot of got around the final week playing. the you know 35 don't have to brag or anything will lot of the the the the I all this is rare it's not like clothing put on again it's like a rerun of like a television show or something. You would never get that. Sometimes an enclosure like thinking of it in the wrong sense. Yeah, it's a kind of be flexible and so like with this one, it was lean. My first thought was lean as I'm like slam, but it was lean as I'm like it's leaning. So you have to sometimes do that in crosswords. Is he green? Thank you for the 57 months, really. Appreciate them. But damn, I'm glad you finally got an HVM punish match, if you think they were. probably you got to play a little bit. Sometimes you play agent on piers and you're not allowed to play. A squirt done. and then he died no we won that much we we Persian world is a fully fuck I think that last push to have a sustainable economy the entire story of that game was just uh... letting the Persians get a lot of warletons is like the worst thing you could do Writing the Persians build up a shit little world, and it's like absolutely the worst thing you could do. Okay, so hog washes the utter rot. If you like utter rot is a very British, like, it's like your British aristocrat, if you call it like the common people would just call it bullshit, but this is utter rot. the folder dash you have the common folk call bullshit out of crap is more common this is a utter, this cross, what are these utter, rocks? I mean, soldier, if you have no idea what they said, you can trust me. I know, I know what I'm talking about comes to Britain. and why does other rods start in the middle of the world is because of the crossword gimmick it's uh, you have to speak up so it's uh, express meal right here. You see how they're all, uh, when I do this they're all highlighted. So it's other rods express meal, go getter, then this is state something. and the school and time this title of lady that position is going to be like a little while right is that he's told well that's right that is right no that's not so nice that's correct We don't have the cross for disagrees. Oh, so sorry the card says moops. Oh It was all That was So this is also not expressed meals I don't realize I had it on that whole time. Train for a part of when I try that one would just be...baked. the as the president of a wasn't mine was an hours as it was one all of the this is U.S. Is that right? No, is that he's called fuchsia, but I don't even fuchsia fuchsia Is that he's playing? I don't know gonna do one Uh Also, it's I got it. I got a reverse. It's Fudge see Well, these made up colors Yeah, I don't know this new map position. Is this a new year term? Something counts from the preachy, what do you do, so I'll be able to. Ah, DK's hog, taking for the seven months, I really appreciate that. Mr. Mr. Nenguesum, I'm sure that thank you very much. Thank you guys. I'm glad you like Skull. I had it really good time doing it. Iris to me is the E file. The front of my pencil is a tenant. and this be a heavy cab on air control on the list all right, a very hard to kill to be honest like you look at the very high is like you run your not like sitting there reading the very hundred catapult and like man who wrote this haha this is incredible like the caterpillar is hungry he ate the leaf he became a cocoon like it's not exactly like of a one of the one who wrote this that's to this is so more books than you it's true about one is that one I read the very hungry cataract on exactly like man I got to see who wrote this man is all about the art arch technical is this an ad units the express mail So this is two names here. I've never seen Casablanca and I don't know if folks singer raise, have a brute force, TURSE CONFERNATION. the that's the war and it is a and cost of the overall or so maybe your close some letters are incorrect one letter on uh... Earl Else Elsa Elsa I thought it was Elsa. Is it not Elsa? Elsa and this is our low-guet 3 our low-guet 3. Okay It's a me that's frozen. I know fucking all Our low-guet 3 never heard of them. All right of course are low of course are low of the uh... place your bets uh... and how many guesses it takes me jat place your bets what were the nice start with this and remember to be a rest yeah that was a music is this this is the uh... all the soundtrack from a game called Skull I just played penis tasers you get to the dry rest Skull Taylor is really good a half-sword comes out today. Yeah we're waiting a couple hours to be the first. Revenge of the trail start. The mob bar make me rich, place your bets, guys. Hey, Barb, we're able to do potential spawnstankers for health energy. They're coming up. No, I haven't heard anything. Also, the last time they were supposed to be a half-sword sponsored segment, they canceled it like the last second. So, I don't know what's up, I don't know anything since then, I love how diverse, I love how diverse, I love how diverse, I don't know why they did that, they didn't, so they didn't do the sponsors' stream for anybody, it wasn't like specifically me, so they did it for everybody. was that I was going to play held Ivers with a couple of the streamers but I was a really drop on our came out I think there's always I think people always looking for like the new thing you know and people will float from game to game to game you know I think the fact that held Ivers still go in two years later and has like a pretty consistent player base at all is pretty good I got to do the 11 months of both ends pulling thank you very much for the pressure though yeah, maybe I'm different place house I think people consume media at white speed in 20 and you know in the era we live in and that If you release a game like within a week that game has been completed, like harvested, like every organ has been, you know, chopped up is very rare, something to exist for that long, right? Happens quick. And then people want to move on already, very quickly. So, yeah, that's, that's the next, that's the nature of it. So, push the game up our stage of your favorite game now, thanks, well, it's not banjo, right? to be worse. Alright, my first word. What is my first word today? My first word today. I choose... I choose, oh, second. Blast. the list of one letter to start with as more than I usually get the problem maybe I'll watch a movie I'm only going to try it. No big dick. and like bills right but there's no be no L would be this and go there rather So we're in sequence of words and letters. and take U.N.B. one of the words you have I can't be jumbo, right? Jumbo is jumbo word. Jumbo. It's what is jumbo word. I don't know where it's. I mean, what else could you even do with you haven't been right? I don't even know what you're doing with that. I can jumbo, huh? Answer was three. Right, I get I I understand I guess I ain't I know they have fucking scabody in the dictionary, so I guess I guess accounts, right? Yeah, Jimbo's a size like a like jumbo eggs jumbo Gumbo, but I wonder what did except the gumbo I wonder where's that gumbo? In view and be able to be really good actually be a good you get all your guests and both as close to the jungle I guess like a I guess all right I think this is part of the confusion of the English language is that I kind of think that there is like a proper English and then there's slang and what is considered what is considered proper and what is considered slang? I don't know. I guess jumbo is the word I wouldn't necessarily think of as proper English, but maybe it is. I don't know. That line is not exactly as not exactly clear sometimes. Jumbo is proper, okay? and well, it was a second proper, I mean, I agree because language is just language, right, but like, you know, I guess when I think of proper English and they give, like, the Oxford, you know, like the English English with a button to tie, right? The word about telling me my guess is accepted but the word wasn't in their dictionaries or who knows this came you out of them all words are made up You know button up your ties al-sorn jumbo is not slang. Well, I mean, I apparently not But I'm just I just I wouldn't necessarily consider it, you know I'm sorry What is the etymology of the word jumbo? I have no idea good question It's been in use since the 19th century actually people don't know about it but the rest of the the Gettysburg address actually had Jim Bowen and when he's talking about we need to beat them in this bit we need to beat the south in this huge jumbo battle week I coming up that park got lost that record that park wasn't as good as the first part four score and jumbo years ago our four fathers brought forth a jumbo nation. He came from the human elephant. There was an elephant named jumbo. And then jumbo just became widely known. Interesting. Play money, make it for the 21 months. We're really appreciate that. And American talking on the English language is wild. It was known to appreciate jumbo packages to get my drift. Didn't Lyndon Johnson calls Big Jumbo apparently, yeah. It was a PT Barnum Show. Interesting. Jumbo Laya. Jumbo means, I mean, they say, what does jumbo mean? I mean like large big so, like I don't know. And I feel like you would use it today to order like a size from like a, but even that feels kind of like 1980s. Like I'll have the jumbo fries, like even that, even that seems kind of weirdly outdated and weird. So, I don't think jumbo would be accepted for clothing sizes. I feel like somehow there would be a Twitter campaign to be like, stop calling extra extra long. I don't think I don't think women want to be shopping at the jumbo size store, I don't think so, small, medium, large, XL, more jambos. One order of jambos pants, please. Jambos for Dumbos. Forget big and tall. We got the long and jambos. And exercise is all I need to jump over that peace peace thank you for the sub appreciate that thank you very much peace peace would you like to super size your jumbo pants. I need the best. I need the jumbo breast implants. Oh man. Fun times. Fun times. Ah, let's see. Half-sword. So this is the game we'll be playing today. Ah, one second. the game we are playing today comes out and let's say approximately two hours there is the dimension trailer That hair! you did meant it is right you covering the subtitles made this indescipherable you see the sword flip in the catch Yeah, yeah, there's some crazy shit Yeah, first person mode's always been in the game In the game... It's not all how you play. You are just going to get disgustingly good at this game, I will say. is a strategy in this come back and I mean the other can be I think you know I don't know the physics of hash order weird because Sometimes it feels like your body falls apart, you know, when they didn't even swing the weapon. So, but yeah, we have sort of being weird. Let's see. All right. If so, today. It's gonna tank the shit out of your 40 out of your uh, I just wrapped your scrims. And we are gonna be loading up. Half Soaters solves. Pope was like snack and half for no reason today. Yeah. Like this rat, there's there's strategy and there's ways to be good in this game, but I also think in this game Shit happens. There's nothing you can do about that, so ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Sir... ... I protest! I am not a Mary-Mald! ... Let the comics begin... ...Barb banana. I Castilla thank you very much really really do you Castilla Damn What's that? to do the house this guy still up to to Oh yeah, I got to rub this out. No, I've heard of Jumbo. It's not that I haven't heard of it. I just uh... I obviously know, I think everybody knows the word Jumbo. this was an isn't whether or not I've heard of jumbo the question is is that a word that you would choose for mortal that's a question uh apparently yes right uh chrome bison thank you very much lord bomb it thank you very much He just keeps kicking out of him the dick. Yeah, buddy. and and the enemies for these 65 months to I miss a lord bottom, they said 36 ninjas, thank you in the sub, I appreciate that. And next, I think, this is the guys, thank you very much. You old twist. Somebody calls me a ragamuffin. and if you play for a nice tactics small like for a couple hours, yeah, I didn't like it very much, didn't like it. We'll stick with the spear. Good morning, Barb. Happy dismembering, Barb. of Oh my god, where is I got you not a one? Happy my recent falls on the ledger's league buddy and Joey full day for Bob's stream Happy half-sort day barbed I want you to learn how to throw weapons away The key's taking some he did the No early access is not yet. I'm seeing a couple hours That's home Big 8th of those words buddy the of the because uh... i don't even think i can two hand the sort of the spirit anymore i lost the spirit uh... Yeah, he got me. He got me. I'm gonna flail my arms like this if you get hit as your fault. This is exactly the last time! Same thing happened one time. Yeah, this guy is like super rough God is ass that time the four canongia So what is about twice as long as the pitch for? Yeah guys ridiculous right? All right, let's see I'll try this one the big fucking home you have to try this on the steam bag, I can't imagine this video on the steam bag and all we got surrender yeah we have to do that he got him to help me do that's surrender The bill is it's got nice range, but it has like a kind of specific hitbox. That was got nice range, but the hitbox is kind of a little finicky on that one, man. of a one of the one of the one of the I'm going to be a great day, Bob and Cheez. So today today's gonna be a great day Bob and Cheez. Bro, we can't all my God. My seriously better ready. Wow, 5 metric here's a bomb. Now that is jumbo. Round candlestick motherfuckers are so dangerous This guy fucking emerges from the shadows, like what the fuck? Oh, shit. Ah, it's not just me as they give them 50 nm months. You're gonna sell all of that, you're gonna do very much. This is a good player, no. This is against the CPU. Okay, you know, they're gonna fight him, dude, subs. Can you wed you? Thanks for everything, Donald. Ah, ready to end up! Hey Mario, that visual five-load of pounds of bitch, pounds and just took the day and breaks it in. And you don't have a storm power to put everybody in place. Now I need to touch your ass and inside those pens and recover the stars with a little bit of jumping What a little bit of punch in And a little bit of ass will break What to say princess speech and that's the bottom line The custom toe said so Well thank you for the two thousand parvand of that spork thinking that's rating in Dalinarr. Thank you very much Yeah, the knife is actually really good And I got this, don't believe to live. I... I hate it! Let people hands on hard. Let them be happy upon me. I'm so sorry for asking you about that. Stop. He is already dead. to Thank you dude It's my new signature move, I think it might be. I What is that? to have some of them are one's one of all this time to be honest and me do that Alright Three I surgery all right what is the email Skillless year I share skill is shit. I'm out of that. Why not? So long, Niva. I'm gonna die. Okay, the spear guys are still insane. I'm gonna make a shot, I'm sure it. I punched him, punched the fork into him more. haha I'm so dumb, dude. I'm going to kill him. Make sure to embarrass the families of the fall and NPCs. Dude, don't send me that. I wish I could like pile drive dudes. Ow! Ow! He had your head that he had you that was stopped swinging. I'll see. Give me a real weapon here. There we go. There we go. This mic trip doesn't work anymore, they patched it out. and no mercy in this This side of the wall is a very dangerous wall. This time you give up the NPC as a reward member. the Katie Katie hates this guy Jesus I don't understand this guy Uh-oh, uh-oh, I'm in I'm in the state Haha Katy doesn't like what it does to me He's like what's that game was like a weird guy Always fighting she's like I don't know anything about video game yourself. They're over confidence as slow and in cities killer Package to the US, age 11, always wanted an intemple console. However, due to being extremely poor, better than an enemy in Australia, it was just a distant dream. Using this creative, you are made a cardboard super Mario game, hosted it on YouTube and video when viral. Thanks to the video Nintendo's former CEO Doug Bowser. I wish he wasn't half-sort-powering face. Personally traveled to him. He's like hiding from him. He's like hiding from him. And this is order and sue his family for $200 million dollars. Ah, don't care, thank you for the 500 minutes. I'm sticking it to the stick man, I think I'm just all right, let's see. Oh, perfect. Yeah, let's hold my boy. Oh, that's it. I believe lovin' barbs stare when he plays this game. He got those lifeless eyes black eyes like a doll's eyes when he comes to me on doesn't seem to be here. I Ah, terror! Thank you for the sun! Appreciate it, thank you very much. and a tander thank you very much I've never seen barred this happy. is pop that arm right on buddy mowly thank you for the 49 months that you know me You much have been lost while lost and more. the of the of the of the I like the halberd, but Oh, using right now. Yeah, the Dutch one. That was the to I know early access is an out yet, not out yet. I have two modes of happiness seeing my daughters are disembowling men in a fighting pit. I really, you can't really blame me for that, I was on you, bro. We've all been there. Yeah, right into it. I wonder what I can do? Can I do anything better? I just wanted to get back to the game. Can I have to turn the lights off? Can I have to turn the light off? Please. Can I have zule, hold on? I can't, I can't. I'm not really ready. I'm going to have to get to the bottom of the door. I can't, I won't. one one having a spear in this game it's like a two-fear to form be you can't do it the Close calls. Yeah, how old are you guys are dangerous now in the dangerous? the bombs bombs rossora thank you for the twenty three months thank you rossora of and the They're cow cheese, man. the was a point where you could break skulls is that not the game anymore You missed those times I don't know if you can do that anymore. All right, let's do it. I'm going to try this, it's try this. I'm going to get you out of the way, I'm going to get you out of the way. I did group battles worth it. You can try it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. and the not I know I seem like a cycle I'm trying to practice swinging this thing through Sure, I am a psycho, but I'm also like I'm getting in my practice swing, all right. This thing in these, this maze is not exactly easy to use. Yeah. Turning on my electric blankie. Psycho mindset. We know you are a second. Come on! There we go. Okay, so gracious. Oh! hey God! He's got the Stank you like god that's it forever man. He wants a new game if you're on spinoff. Maybe what it's done, but not right now. I Kind of all right, I feel like I'm learning techniques with this. They got learning some techniques here Like this I don't know if I can do that. I don't know if I can do that. and and so that I'm kind of liking this technique so if you want to shield in front of your body and then you cross over this and then you're kind of primed like this like swing like swing out like this Then, John Haps wrote over here. I'm getting serious. I can hear the rocky team in the background. Where's my money? As I'm strong knees, I'll take five more. Oh, there's strong knees. If you sing looks like riding a hole to shield more forward and Oh. All right, see normally at this thing is normally at this point in the game I would be I feel like I would normally be using a two-handed weapon. I'm trying to go with the shield in the morning star this time to see how this goes. But what else do I have in terms of I have a regular sword? And I think I have a dagger also. the hitting his back of it the all roach room this year there's no way I'm in a get jumped here in the shadows he got me like perfectly in the neckman on screen I'm gonna get jumped down here before I'm gonna get to an accident, this is slow, and in city is killer. Bushwood. I'm gonna keep running. You're gonna keep running, bro. There are things you could pick up, but there's too many guys running at you if you stop You're just gonna die like look at this Yeah, I want the basket not the fucking morning star thanks up totally want the basket and not the helmet I think you game. Use Bastet as hell no. They don't give you time and I can't fight. Like I just can't fight these guys Oh man... I guess it's something... the as as many as my low cut as my low cut dress armor Oh, wait, she didn't die. the of the of the game says you're getting this number with half-sword. Oh, but somebody was asking how many hours I have in the game. So I have a 76.3 hours in this one, but I also had there's the other version of the game that is I might more hours than that. It's probably over a hundred hours and half-sword at this point. Hours on age vampires, so that's just on, let's see, for age vampires. So this is just the DE definitive edition. I've got 82 hours on the HD edition. I've got apparently 578. But that's also not including how many hours I have on the original age of empires too, like on disk. So it's a lot. It's definitely a lot. Holy sweat. You would think I'm really sweaty and really good at age of empires at this point, but I'm honestly not I'm really not that good really not very good at all I'm many hours on hack and slash theory not that good I'm really no I'm not I'm I don't think anybody I think anybody watching me play with you guys not very good at that age management players think um it's also really hard to even know everything at this point because I don't even know what half the sins do at this point. So I don't know dude. I don't know. I did I thought it was that's what I'm about what I think you think I'm good at it. I mean, I try I didn't get you last night with those when you were the Turks though it did get you pretty good there I never saw any playing age of empires. I played it last night and I played it last night. So I now barbed player rank in. It's a hard game. I think I understand like some of the unit counters and stuff like I think I have like an okay understanding of the game but I just don't play very often and I mostly play team games and not one on ones and stuff so. Half certain yeah I know half certain is crash for me again. Yeah I went a lot. Definitely not bad probably not good. Oh no compared to the actual good players. No I absolutely not. It doesn't help me either that I'm I'm constantly playing different sips like I don't have like a sieve I focus on, you know what I mean I don't really do that. I just I'm always I'm always doing something different Ball expint until while we wait. Let's see, let's go back to the half-sword page here real quick. See what this says And approximately one hour for half-sword, approximately one hour power. Rude thy valor. Well, if you start, you don't have a save loyalty. No, I mean, I've had saves that I've liked to use in the past, but I'll tell you this man, the Armenian condateros were pretty crazy, man, like 110 HP and like holy crap. Do a bist for one hour. We watched the trailer. Yeah, we watched it a minute ago. I'll put it on again. Play Path of Exile. I would love to. It looks almost looks like a rope. I feel like there might be multiple modes in the game, but we'll see now. This trailer is pretty cursed, yeah, it really is so yeah, it is pretty cursed. the trailer got better and better. I'm excited. He had so much fun. That's a gore on my gym mission. Have you played X anima? No, I'm not. Um, I don't know what's that. Was it? this was the game. This is the game that you are one of the check out. Who was it again? Let's see. was romkins is game was score fall here i'll take a look at it for all your score fall let's see choose about this is uh... ban if lame This must be music here. So this is it's a Planko. Is this what's being music? Planko road light. If you consider it like a man laughing psychotically during this preview. You're considered it. I absolutely don't want to point escalator right. I hate people like this sort of thing. I'll be cursed, maybe worth a play, maybe not a rip off. Karen looks cool, yeah, I agree, I agree. I feel like it'd be, so, you know, I obviously haven't, you know, I didn't make this game or know much about it, but I protest, I am not a married one. I don't know if you can do this at some point. I think it would be cool if you could place, like let's say there's like very basic pegs, and you could put pegs down that have different effects. I don't know if the if the creator is here as consider that or does that. But like imagine different pegs that if you hit it, it does something. That's balling in there. Okay, so there there is a game like I'm never seen balling in there. I've never seen that one. Duck tile, thank you very much. It'd be cool if you could like shape what you're doing, you know what I mean? So yeah, I've never seen balling in there before. Let's go look up balling in there. I thought that was happening, so you'd like to know. He's done happening. But he has a few hours and auto-bombed during. So if I have to take so much time to do that, I'll take him standing in. We seem Patty play this. Oh, it's cute. To be honest, I don't know, you know. I feel like some of these games like they don't hold my interest as much anymore, I don't know. I don't know. They're really whole main interest like that. It looks like I'm old. It looks cute, honestly. I just don't know if it holds my interest like that. Are you interested in felt that boxing? I don't know about that. It's felt that boxing. I see something like Bamboy something. Oh, was this the game that looked, I remember the preview for this one, it looks like a Muppet game. Yeah, yeah. I remember this one. I haven't seen this game since the original one. you're gonna be a gift thank you for the thirty five months, thank you, the gift He's threat, threat, for those carpools! This may ain't gonna be itself! I've been taking dust in here all day! Damn, damn, damn! So there's the whole game, almost like, is that what the game is actually going to look like? That's actually, I don't know, I feel like I still don't believe like the game really looks like that, or like, I feel like I'm waiting for like, where's the catch? You don't even like, where's the catch? Have you seen a rebounder? Rebounder? Check it out. This one? I J. Deathmer, thank you to the sub. Thank you very much what's that skit cool art style so you die the whole thing is like it brings you back home that almost looks like a shell drum that does look cool actually that does look cool yeah half-swords coming out pretty soon comes out like an hour or so that does look cool add it to wishless sure one of those does the shell jumps to go really do they play like Mario Maker S.M.W. or something like that I think I saw a little bit of smoke on playing we could see. Was it actually a good game? Was it actually a good game? Is it actually a good? My name is Ella Aster, and I'm a private investigator. It's been years since I've heard from my brother. Then last week, I got a letter from him. That's WWE that beat all the advanced shellhacks and Baron of Shell Wow. It's like a weird horror like RPG kind of deal. I kind of love the idea. We found something. Deeper lowly surface. and it's it's and it definitely looks like like a PlayStation 2 second dreamcast game, but I got like the way it looks and if anything should happen to me hopefully this recording helps you track me down I just like the idea of like a horror RPG. I feel like it's cool to see a horror game's kind of branch out in general a little bit We can see So again called Secretary Secretary What is Secretary oh Fuck it fucking geometry wars I play a lot of jambling to worry back in the day, let's keep it up. who's like I'd like this? I don't know. It's very visually busy like geometry war is not a lot of effects, but it wasn't this visually busy, I don't know. Yeah, you used to it, probably. On site, one. Infectious madness of Doctor Decker. Infectious madness of never heard of this game. Do you think they killed my parents? Why? Because I stabbed one husband? Decor was a dangerous person. I'm not an murderer. It's just me. I'm going crazy. I... stabbed him with a... How's he trying to? It's very secret. Once you see the truth, it's hard not to spread chaos yourself. He'd prove Satan's name for the 72 months, pressure that. I didn't have any legs. Thing that's following me. It doesn't have a face. He started talking like your patients... Ah, what is people? I prefer actions of a white stiger, thinking of that. I'll detect the kill of it. The year of the landline continues. You have no courage, I'm worth your job as to you. What are you trying to do, my- This will certainly be difficult. Patience for finding a kill again. I'll spy on you, Doctor. You have a strangeness, don't you? It's just a game doc. Ah, alright playing games. Should check out CryptMaster, you can piss on statues. So, I wanna play environmental station, I'll actually do. Ah, GX Bleno, they can set up each room Satan. Thanks very much. I'm paying train, thank you very much. Appreciate that, dude. Ah, I appreciate that. The rambal of the nonking. I feel like that's a game that's been brought up like a bunch of times. Like a whole lot. I don't remember though. Um, It's one of your top three in Metroidvania. You have it to you. It is lava, Lana. Also one of your top three in Metroidvania is like, I don't know if I can trust. No rest for the weekend. Was that the hang on? No rest for the weekend, let me say. As this game been, it's in early actions, right? Hang on, I'll see as well. Your struggles Your hopeless yeah, I do want to check this game out. I know it's like like I spent not sure it solves like kind of deal I do want to play this game and let's go you like egg wizard help your friends fish together yeah I want to play this if do we have an idea when the This game's gonna come out. I know we play the Neo3 demo, like all day as soon. I heard the darkest engines on Mega Cell right now. I think there might be a little bit more we can do in the Neo3 demo, but yeah, that we've finished it. Tearscape, interesting. Check that out. You got to forget Darkest Dungeons on like super duper sale right now. Yeah, this game looks really cool. I don't know what it's gonna actually happen. We have no idea. uh, uh, at least for the cool definitely want to play this game for sure. Um, yeah, Darks and something like super sale, right? What was the game that he just said? That's probably a tier skate. I want to see that tier skate. I'm like I've heard of this one. Here's game. elevators this is cute oh the the the the I think you'd like it. Uh, Tesserax. Thank you for the thousand bits. Appreciate that. Thank you very much. See, it comes out February. It's actually coming out really soon. Okay. Cool. Awesome. I'm excited about doing it. Check it out. Param in another world. No way, dude. Devil. Pick that one. Right, right, and then this guy also has a game that's a sequel that looks like your fucking, you're like in and insane asylum, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I have seen this one before, yeah. and try to hide redeeming to the thing of it it's very difficult to take a Scott that's got good reviews to know I kind of I don't even know what the game's gonna play like but Um, hunt down over time, uh, hunt out, uh, sure. By the 21st century, crime rates would hellbound. Corruption, violence, fear, the authorities wanted order, but what they got instead was the bounty hunter John Sawyer. They said the job comes with benefits called it improvement, but they built a war machine and improved ambitious. They called him Brod. He calls it a career and he intends to put in the hours. Watch games, thank you for the 42 months. Appreciate it, dude. Welcome to the Union for the history of Soria, hunt and wish you good. When Sawyer clocks in, death punches the time card. Move in, come on, let's out. It's your little kitty. Every bounty is a well-armed kite. Oh, my favorite customer. Did I play hunt down? I think hunt down was fairly forgettable. Our number right. He doesn't do weekends. He only does. Over time. What's that you can be cool? I feel like hunt down if I remember hunt down, right? It was a game that like aesthetically look great, but like wasn't all that much fun to play. I think I'd be in it in one sitting and if it was over. Check out Despoot's game. This Topian Battle Simulator. Unlike with a killer sound track. Yeah. Hit this trail. Look outside. I'll hire RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. Thank you, RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. RRPG. I really need to go back and play the second and second place, or I'll see. Pippist Rellow, I see this one. Oh, it's cute. a very odd game boy of Bandscore No man, making for the 29 months really appreciate that. I'm going to put the gun down. Pat Sam, thank you very much. Appreciate that dude. Teddy, really? spotting. The perfect pixel density for pixel art with detail. Let's shoot. Now, I'm not sure how interesting I am, but it does look cute. Uh, that's it. Bionic bay Is a bionic bay Does chat play any 3v games? It's a really weird platform, right? 10 is bar very rarely what the hell you talk about I rarely place 3d games and I'm a little short of that. I remember the weird Pac-Man Metroidvania yeah I think people played it and uh did not uh didn't like it overall. I think I got kind of negative reviews. Uh I have seen uh I have heard of Gate Dore and Singulator. I have the DM. Oh I swear I'm my P.T. I'm a Cardo. Who must you to slash old school adventure game? Uh I'm more to uh more to have I seen more to. It's a concept, how are you? looks like the happy sad I'm getting memories of the happy sad northern journey is it a half so waiting room that's right waiting for a half so right now I'll try to take the four months. Bleak is it really a game called Bleak Escape? Dark I'd dank his dungeon. Yeah, Hastlo's coming on early access, right? Obliat is as bleakest keep actually a real thing More that looks interesting I guess Bleakest keep actually is a game. I've never heard of this one This looks like a way more high as budget hackens last year. Hacking Slash Fury 2. Hit my Jan next to the $5, pretty sure that'd be very much. I'll take a look at him and try it. You guys are going to do fast. This is what Hacking Slash Fury wishes it was. It looks pretty good. What is it $10 or I'll add that to cart, sure? I'll let it enshroud it. Yeah, nothing like the smell of Andy in the morning. Ah, bad IQ. Age of decay. This is the moment of awakening. Ah, half-sword comes out in an hour. Is the time for heroes? I think it's like an hour. Perhaps the earth calls fire from the sky and claim the jewel of Embeveil forever. To seize the land I could not tame. Conquer your fear. I do not trust in the team. Black dude swimming in full flight armor. The secrets of their water will not surrender. There are people out there really who like all that want to do is go into a video game and fish. Flame ball. Check out Marisa Ski, town of Kuala, and legend. One two fucking punch, thank you very much. I want you there to empire. Rise, it might and commands the waters. so is this like like a fantasy it's almost seems like fantasy arc there's what this seems like now this is fantasy arc pretty much you know one of the biggest problems I have with arc and I noticed my sound like I did pick but the UI and like the menus in that game were so horrible. Check out. Oh, look. Like a mobile game. But check out our told. I think I was like. Tell a defense in the spit or to rock on island. One second here. See a half swords that it comes out and a prox less than an hour. So probably at noon. So if you're waiting for half sort of think it comes out in about an hour. So. Yeah, yeah. You know what? That's what I was going to show chat here. Hang on one second. I thought it was Switch only, but I saw this game if you want to go fishing. I thought this game looked really nice. Hang on one second. I don't hear. You remember how quiet the world can be. How good it feels to breathe me and just be. The river keeps moving. and bearers find their friends. And they're just there before you even see them. And the sky. She don't care what kind of thing. As this Biden TTS. Mr. Jack. Mr. Jack, are to the show. No reason for creaks. And they have smells like outboard grease. They're cold like stories. You grab what you need. They be a new rod. Maybe just five minutes gone with me about nothing in the question. And then you're off again. You open the tackle box. Unthrew all the Lord. Each one with its own story. You don't need a knife. Just cast and a bit of hope. You play this two. It's a really chill game. Some put up a fight, some slip the hook, doesn't matter. It's not the cast or the fight. Or the stories you tell after. It's the stillness. And the quantity. The feeling that it's for a little while, you're exactly where you're meant to be. The half-sword discord is a dumpster fire right now. you fuck with this how much is this so I saw the rear of this game says it is a fifteen dollars or so so is there a DLC Easter wins apparently you can also visit of course, because one of them found in no, I've never heard of it. Of course, if all of her think of the bits, Fox die, I think for the 40 months, I'd appreciate that. P. Dylan, thanks to the bits. Once you've talked about this, thank you very much for your shit, that things are going to be so nice. I don't want to say, I'm going to try to get these one again. Outhold. I don't think I've seen outhold before. and what he thought this was a shit on his ass of the Like it's Howard defense can Yeah, I don't know man You know what this looks like this looks like the game they were playing in Star Trek the next generation When the enterprise got taken over Everybody was everybody was mind controlled by that game like you got to try it I was going to go. If all of her thanks for the message, I would be able to see it this one is Valentin's. I'm not hurt in this game. I Take a white grifter. Not so crazy. I don't know. I feel like I'm not, so I don't love the way it looks. Reminds me of a drove a little bit. I know you liked Papers, please. You might dig mine, scenus 2. Cheers, Bob. Yeah, there's a lot of, there's a lot of games that are kind of like Papers, please. There's also, what does it call like? Guard Simulator, Guard Simulator, Gate Guard Simulator. So, what happens when somebody's not, he just told him to turn away, or can you, like, 3D papers, please. except the bribe reject and bribe why why the like why the music this almost I'm saying why the music also how can I play this that's not out yet I guess there's also a playtest you could request access for quarantine so to say I saw I did see a dance gaming was like character in that one peaks of your nine kings I think that I buy nine kings actually that by this one no oh yeah I did buy nine kings I did I just have a play to you have bought that one ah he loved nine kings flesh made fear flesh made fear what is this I'm the get hurt of this one. I'm proud of those things stuff I haven't heard of. And I see something in the job. Is it RIP on his back? That's where to go. it is fuck off is an old place in one year not as a new or a new again to begin I'm not saying I can be good. Too many polygons for PlayStation 1. It vaguely is PlayStation 1. It's not exactly right. I think I watched a, I watched a local location paid to grow. I don't know if you finished it if I missed the end of it or what. I saw you thinking for the 66 months, I have seen no-nomes before I have seen no-one. Check out Shatter. Okay, do I remember what Shatter is? Oh, is there no like video preview? Oh. Okay. Oh, there it is. I guess a retro. Yeah, this one. No actual video preview. Kind of hard to say. Oh, is it like the last one? Oh, here we go. Probably put that first, honestly. I've never played a wall world. I've never played a wall world. with wallworld I did see laser playing it and I thought it was really funny that it was a dome keeper but turned like 90 degrees to the left. That's just the quality of the video here, shut up, not the way. Yeah, 528P. and Yeah, not too interesting this one honestly. Master os. What the hell is this? I don't think we're going to see Mosfro scoppy at GDQ or RWA, or at the EBO or anything. Hacking Slides Dev but a fighting game, you know, you know what's one of my favorite things I saw a recently a GDQ as when I was there a couple of summers ago. It was like not last summer summer for that. They had a fighting game tournament for like a really shitty, obscure fighting game. But for some reason that was type as hell. I don't know why. I really dread those. There was otherwise the E-mils in, I don't know if it was on, it might have been that. this does not look like something I want to play honestly it does not look like something I want to play this siege. I think this is a game I've heard of number of times right you have to like design ways is to attack a castle or something? It's just a, it's quiet. What is that a flame through our helicopter? So you like build what you want and then you send it out to go attack whatever it is This does look pretty cool honestly of a fizz gives Bay sea dungeon I wasn't like a like naval battles to that's the cool of you know that's the car Oh, let's see, you have to give us madhouse, madhouse, I heard of madhouse. All right, yeah, yeah, I know about this game, it's not out yet, though. Yeah, I want to play this game. This is the guy that made, uh, Nightman. I point signals. The late time is... I'm going to be a good time. I have played 3rd year. Oh yeah, I've seen Holston before, yeah, I have seen that one. Oh, you know, here's another game bro, hang on. I play this game once on stream before I beat this game this game is so good. This is you writing and for better During the day you built up your economy and defense did I love this game this game was so much fun And at all cost thrown fall is a minimum in this game is so unrated and defending your little kingdom every morning You're surviving buildings grant you a really fun truth wisely how to spend it and try to strike a good balance between economy and defense You can only construct buildings at certain locations, but there are often several upgrade paths to choose from, but allow you to customize your strategy. Take your time to prepare for the next wave, get your units into position. And the same will turn us off. You are ready. At night enemies attack your realm and try to destroy your castle center. If they succeed, the game is lost. But you're not. There are various ways to defend them off. We'll prove your powerful army, those defense structures like arrow shooting towers, or lead the charge and write into better yourselves. Step by step, you'll grow your own, fighting off tougher and bigger armies as you go. After the web, I hope that you guys will use your weapons and perks. I thought that you could have a customized your play style before each match. There are 10 levels in Thronefall that you unlock one after another, each offering unique enemies, build options and challenges for you. Well, Thronefall is a fairly compact experience. We're beating the main campaign, it's likely to take your own age to 12 hours. You can always replay levels at a higher difficulty to complete quests, or to chase the high scores of your friends. There's also a highly replayable rock-like mode where you go up against random waves of enemies that you can play hours on it In short, front-port is an intentionally reduced version of a classic strategy game It is very much designed to stretch that same edge, but in a more lean-to-peck and approachable format Yeah, this game was fantastic Really really fun You can offer now? Really good game Fantasy Blacksmith Simulator Blade song This is Blades on I love it already Although it does look like you're making honestly and looks like you're making sores for like a mall. I'm honestly... Can I see him? That's a pretty cool kind of study the blame. These are different swords people have made. Please look at the Despocts game. This token battle simulator. Ah, shnitzel, next month's fat. Don't what is that? Get the hell out of here. to an an an an I hate everybody's swords, what's that fucking anchor? and uh that could be fun blades on i don't know when this game's supposed to come out um so like i don't know if you like to like fulfill orders or something like that can make it be cool though be fun uh let's see i guess it's game Say... Finally, after many failed attempt, we managed to summon you. So now, we have reached high chance. You are the chosen one, only you can save this dude world. Ha ha ha! Hello, hello! We've got some air inside! In truth, you're just one more beauty you'll win the Battle of Parisianite Time again! A-a-a! I can't see what I'm looking at. I gotta even really understand what I'm looking at. I can't say It really killed me too much. Ah, 13, 48, excellent. Oh, sure. So, uh, you know, night area, okay? Let's see. That's not fair. The world is not fair. Oh, my noble night area, without aid, this fair damsel to rise. Little Lydia's home. Why so loud? You are all that is left to me. You are the long nights of your chaos to this camp. of a young postulent. She was kidnapped from my town by your men. You murder. You kidnapped. I take no pleasure in bloodshed, yet your actions demanded. When the pestilence came, he turned his back on us all. You have any idea. How did he steal the family's load? I saw an host of justice. You believed I enjoyed stealing the things I've done. Yeah, I've seen Nalsp guys for a higher like a million times. Was it actually Shadowheart at the beginning? It is, yeah. Oh my novel night area, without any of these fair dums all to rise? Yeah, that is right. Interesting. Bank was the one that's definitely her way as she has a very a very distinctive voice honestly the gameplay of this one did not Look awesome for what I saw didn't look awesome Jennifer right right make it so is is it's that rule? Thank you for the 26 months for you should that you know it's fury. Thank you for the bits. I appreciate that. Thank you very much Let's say this junction the tank rat that was sent in the sense familiar actually I think we did see that one for but per second with the view cones I was almost thinking of like a middle-year solid kind of deal? Why is your own these games are the bad CGI are pixelated and nothing in between? I can't say it looked uh look too crazy to me maybe it's good I'm doing the favor and check out Dinaloads trust uh Jay think of the sub Brigitte that you're 25 months I Brigitte that I'll see tank rat I think we might have seen this one before Yeah, I would just look so open by her, it's that so Jim Corr. Let's see now that I believe the none with her one same thing It's all out here and so That doesn't pretty cool I hope it's like so this game looks like it could be cool. I hope it's like armored core-esque and you can like design your tank and yeah it's like it you know what game I think I'm one second make it a second find this thing and second it's a location desperation is unhinged here you find this okay long, long, long time ago, I had this, we had this game on our computer. And I used to, I used to play this game like a lot, actually. My dad, my dad had this game. I want a game. I want a game that looks like this, but you can like design your tank, like a modern game that looks like this, but you can like design your tank and it's like a whole campaign. Like, yeah, yeah, I had this game. I want a game like this, like a modern game where you can design your tank. It aesthetically looks like this. I want that. I want that. I haven't seen as anybody ever done anything like that. That would be sick. Yeah, with like different weapons and abilities, like I want the game to have literally look like this. Hey, nostalgia sells dude nostalgia sells eight and I mean this can't be like graphically speaking how hard could this be to make right It's a lot of triangles and shit right like ours Big red thing I just I want that's what I want like a full ass game with like you can design your tank You can change your stats you can do all that stuff like I that there's there's really the like, yeah, like this is like a free idea because that was that, like, I would jump at it, and there's a lot of, like, there's a lot of boomer energy behind this. I would be there, I would be there in a heartbeat. Just gonna run on a web browser, custom tank, cat, cat, controller, it, free idea. Yeah, I mean, you can also, you can take it farther too in it, like, if you include multi-play, like obviously versus matches could be good, but like imagine what if there were tanks where like different people had different jobs, too. Like multi-person tanks, co-op, I could so. In one tank, you guys tanks are usually not run by one person, right? One person drives, one person shoots, one person does that. Like there's a ton of ideas you could do with this honestly. Yeah, I remember this game because my dad and we had this on our computer when I was a kid, and I loved this game. And I think there's like a total, there's that there's an absolutely awesome modern game in here. I feel like modernizes and doing more with this. There's so much we could do with this. Friendsly Mac, thank you for the 48 months. Appreciate that. Thank you very much. There's like a ton you could actually do with it. I just remember that game I was watching this for my maybe thinking it. Yeah, it's a very simple aesthetic for sure. Friendsly Mac, thanks so So much big red, they very much armantous. Okay. What is armantous? I think I heard of this one. Seven years ago, the day helped to arrive. You're not understanding Martyr. I'm not saying that that game is a great game. We should play it. I'm saying that there's an idea in there to make a modern game without aesthetic. And I think that that would do really well. Because I think people like, I think that's a very appealing and simple aesthetic. The point without mess, you will forward a car through Paris, long decaying. Together, we must reach the sun and escape. When we die, we will leave this place. But you, you, the town of Gems. the I was like, what is this crap, dude, like this looks lame, like the trailer, the trailer for a internal did not impress me either, so, oh, maybe this is good, I'm saying death throw into Canada before it's like a beautiful upgrade the trailer return will have bad trailers though uh fail and a Zelda 2 style can fail and uh thanks for having not choosing gotta make sure stuff is important Slow their race for a second I do like Zelda 2 Here are the styles. I thought about that swimming, which really do with it in there. This looks pretty cool. Yeah, I like the way this looks. The baby will relax us. So if you make your character look like Link, you can close your eyes and squint that is pretty much like playing his elder game. I can't look cute. Yeah, I like the way it looks. Who's neat. Very positive. It's good. Airframe Ultra. John the Head. The word, say, on the main space they have doubts. Hell made in. I think I've seen Ender Lily's like a bunch of times. A lot of times people give me like a lot of times people show the same games. over and over uh dwarf fortress oh hang on there's a game I bought recently hang on I'm saying I bought this game it was on sale it was an impulse buy you guys didn't do that it kind of looked good I mean let's say total impulse buy I haven't played it I just wanted uh star man all the time yeah I haven't played I have no idea uh star man think for the five give subs because that thank you very much yeah I got like I know I know I'm willing to use this I was always the winner of the dead I know I know you guys want to stay whatever I'm not streaming I'm like running out of here They're gonna help my wife and give a package. I really I have very little time. I'm just got this 5D of some law counts. Thank you very much I have like no time Just turn the fuck at that house One day it went This boy doesn't be bomb. Yeah, I'm gonna bump it up some point I saw I think this is like an autobattler Did you guys know he hates the 99-107? Why do I keep ruining the twitch mobiles? I'm just pouring and lift. Oh, I'm just getting out of the war, I want to blow it. No, I'm gonna dark this rate and I'm gonna pour it there's no battles. Oh, that's too big. The odds of getting me now, who's gonna stop him? The odds of getting me now, who's gonna stop him? The odds of getting me now, who's gonna stop him? The amount of numbers! Haha, I don't even know what I'm talking about this game. this game. But you can't, the numbers in the way the game shows, numbers of the amount of numbers on the screen is so ridiculous, like you can't even see what's happening. And Togger is taking for the five and gives us Scoobest Steve. Thank you for 47 months. I have sword games, thank you for the bet's. Oh, you have a key for me, for a half sword? Really. Oh, well, thank you. Do you actually? I don't know if I know this person. I mean, I'm happy to, I'm happy to buy the game, I think we're going to like to support the, the uh... the excuse to think and talkers for the five giss ups for shit that uh... it's the dead might be the very excited for half certain comes out in like twenty minutes or so we're waiting for the or just when we're just watching trailers waiting for the release uh... you said they have genital jousting in your steam account uh... command and conquer gigabash look outside of his wife seen Raven's watched before. I guess I'm seeing that one. Uh, broke. I've never heard of a quote. What is broke? Sir, get your key now and you can get straight. I can now away. So if I had a key, I could start playing it now. So, uh, hang on. I'm sorry, so you want me to make one-gird east DMU. Catch it like trust us, I should probably trust this, right? Oops. Okay, it's probably trust this. Seems legit, is it? I can't remember. I never know how to send messages in this corner. It's something I'd better do. Uh... Can't watch him, do you remember? How do you even send a message to like a person you don't know? I don't even know how you do it. Sean, a lot of the fucking seconds! Jesus, fuck! God! Priced already. Like, find or start a thing, send a friend request. Christ on a cracker, man. I feel like I'm being punished for now. I don't, I do, I legit don't know where to even send the discord message. Where do you even do it? They send the discord message. It's even message requests. Spam. Friends, pending search. That's what I have for him. That's what I have for him. Oh my god! Holy fuck! God, shut up! Jesus Christ! Yeah, I don't even know how to send it out. I think I'm discord. Direct messages plus. Yeah, like, uh, hang on. Oh, is this it? No, that's create DM, but it has to be a friend. They honestly made discord like so fucking shit. like it's so hard to find how to do that. You have to, yeah, I don't know where they are. I look like I want to send a message to somebody, right? Can find name, right? Like, yeah, I don't know how to find the name, though. So like I've shared for nothing comes up at all. It only shows me friends, like it doesn't show me shit. Maybe it's because of whatever. You know how to DM people than who have I been talking to? You can just whisper me on Twitch, he's a booger. Bro, on this one I legit do not know. I have 561 pending fronter quests. I guess I'm a friend of course, maybe. Nope. Like wonder, nope, can't do that either. No one with that name could be found. Yeah, if you want to whisper me a key, that's fine. Otherwise, I'll just wait for the four release. That's fine, too. I don't know how to fucking send a friend or post family, so this court is too hard. It's only 14 minutes. It's an overrun by Spammer's on-closs to discord. He doesn't know how to use twitch, and I don't know how to use discord. Yeah, I don't think he's, I'm pretty sure the person is not in my discord. Yeah, don't think they are. Yeah, I don't think they are. Just having friend in the search, give them a side on what them joined. Disperage not sub-only. Send a telegram now for my rotary phone This part is a piece of shit for finding and the contacting people it really is honestly really is If you DM it to me, I can whisper it to barb Facts it to me you can whisper to me either way. It's up to you If not I'm also I'm also happy to wait to it's fine. I don't mind waiting another is what thought of the 10 minutes that is also fine. You just join discord. Oh, okay. If you join discord, you can find me. I'm in the top right. You can see in the bar. You can message me there. App Store is in the discord. Send it via the Pony Express. A pigeon. Ah, pop-ness, trisor, musco, they can subs. And G-Scar Red Wizard, Nathan subs. Thank you very much guys for shooting. Bob, just wondering if you have interest in trying poker or get some points. No. No, not really. Although I didn't have fun with the Pokemon randomizer. and so I still do not have a message except my friend of course or a hang on it was make all you I wonder if I was okay here's the thing I wonder if I was unable to find you because that is your name spawned. Like is this, is that why are these like not, is that why I was able to find you? All right, except the front request. Okay, I have accepted the front request. This is this plug. I was wondering if that was the reason why. All right, hang on. Let's see here. And let me hit this. all right. And I think this is it. This is it. All right, Chad, I think we are installing now. Good to go. Yeah, it was just an EXC. No problem. The last four did to say thank you for free-key man, I appreciate it. Lord knows I've played so much half-sortment from probably your guys best advertised, right? They're better be a widow's peak. We appreciate you streaming all this time. I love the game. I love the game at the on the phone, very excited. They could be the key. It's super, how excited I am for that. I'm very excited how many hours in the demo. Well, in just this, this was 76 hours, but in the other version. So this was there was another demo where it was just the abyss. And I think I put like at least 68 hours or 50, 60 hours in that one too. So, but yeah, what? I'm going to lock. I think you're real corruption, but it's usually that dude. Yeah, I've had a lot. It was one of my favorite things I played all last year, like so much fun. This game is peak. I'm excited and I'm excited. I'm waiting for this for a while. Make it so. All righty, here we go. Oh, look with the snowstorm this weekend. Yeah, that's my mental. We're gonna get hit again Give a lot of games let's start with the letter H. All right, I'm excited We saved nine minutes The fastest push play I've ever seen Game's falling so this is stream balance blood and door It's not the fun of first game content balance system or something to help you make kind of bug's crash Say that it really is not guaranteed. I understand Hell yeah, bro, so sick. All right, uh, I've already got started. We're going for a while on this. I'm going to use the bathroom real quick. Yeah, we're going to jump in. Be there back one second. Entertain yourselves for a moment. You're my favorite stream of smile. I want to make it very fast, like no one ever offers the expression close, make the man. I really want that like a crossbow land, searching for the power that's inside, Pokemon, a catch him all. I know it's my destiny. I'm much money would take to make you spend a night in a cemetery. Do you love to go a wanderin beneath a clear blue sky? The beach for one out of small. Beach Beach, my heart's in your eyes. Beach Beach, my money would take Like was thank you for a less than yes, uh, not a mess Went to yes, I'm holy crap Thank you so much Well, yeah, what are we even do first really we even didn't I think I think for I think we should be the first I think you should do that first I think I think we should do I think we should do the abyss first Let's take a look at settings here for first work. Okay, let's let's get war, yes. Alright, a best first. Her sixth. 6. All of the graphics on low. It's not a boomer. Some would mean it to walk with you. You know when I said I killed you last. I like it to start in a coffin. I am here! I am here now! Put that cookie down Too crush your enemies see them driven before you alright Oh, hey, there's a pitch boy. Yeah, I'm so You know pitch boy now we got first person though bro like you can see here look chat dude so many of you chat You gotta try and you gotta get this because look you can imagine what it's like to have hair again What you can see you're here No, I'm zombies now He-hei, b-b-a-com. Why isn't he-hei-hi? Hey, b-b-a-com! Why is he-hei-hi? Why is he-hei-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi? Hey, this is-hei-hi-hi! Hey, b-b-b-com! Why is he-hei-hi-hi-hi? Hey, you! Hey, did you get them over there? Hey, what are you doing here? Hey, Chief! Hey, are you there? Hey, no! Hey, Madam! Hello! I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Did he eat my face? Oh my, how much? Okay, I'm up, I'm up. and I of a Oh, hey! Oh, whoa, these zombies are crazy! He's on my face! I died of my face! Wow, I didn't die. a apparently hold G does not give up okay I think let's let's just go back to the minute all in G doesn't work apparently But he started on two Bridges play. Okay, so so far like I haven't even killed an enemy, I wanna kill a zombie here. to tells you souls cleanse or what? Okay. Yeah, all 25 souls cleanse. Oh. King, from the plant, I believe in Barbara's King, Rungo Flat, I believe in Barbers, King, Rungo Flat, I believe in Barbers, King. Alright, thank you. Thanks for the entertainment, especially on the times I have to run into grab my room. Why is this? Your streamer and he starts screaming in the background during a conference called Barble. How is this? Yeah, let's all right Alright, let's try different mode I'm on yourself. I don't have confidence as slow and in sitting together play for granted. I'll get a through this movie The Empire limps alone, held together by quails, taxes, and the art that no one important starts drinking before noon. The kind of works it's proved on it's aid, mostly because no one has a look at the job. Yet, is this a new update? Some of them come and go, some flea debts, some flea enemies, some flea their wives. This lad here, probably running from all three, but that's frigid work for you. We get it all ways open, open so wide that the looks sometimes runs out. Inside this novel all, the speech resettled grace, dignitary, whatever blade may surface to hand. Then I can't turn an apple out, skipping out. I might as sure I could turn it off. I'm gonna bump up the volume on my own. I'm gonna bump up the volume on my own. I'm gonna bump up the volume on my own. the worst work is what they think I annoy their optimism. But just their lies. Imagine sheets of everything. The armor of squares those dents in the salad were decorative. But if you have a sharp blade and a thicker skull, you might just survive long enough to get paid. Or dance the dance again. Okay. Oh, oh my goodness. Like, look like a killing Murphy. Okay, what is background? Okay, maybe face. You can change your face. And your weights. Air stature. you can see you can change like how tall you are and stuff okay I color hair color and these are all the different hairs you can have okay you can either have long or short okay I like a Lee and me something going on balled there were 63 63 what KG I guess? player tongs equipment tongs hoe rake give me the rake uh Oh, you can change your name. Barb, except character. Okay. Okay, so move, run. Let's hang swing. Let's hang grab, let's thrust. She's weapon, swap hands inventory. Lock on targets. and hold the left mouse button and there are being a move the mouse around a hold you in a find in rhythm the rest is patients okay all right act to tab all that travel to speak of the merchant to trade the year by the long as I say for the chest for coin and glory and battle sequence of gesture and that I should uh... and should sound need on else come to me okay so i have twenty five settings and oh okay so the week for all craft weapon trade fight train rest. So this is you can make a weapon. Oh shit. Okay, I'm so excited. I really want to make a weapon for sure. Alright, so I guess we have fights. Swams, brawls, slums, doubles. So if we do this, slums do. Okay, want to spell some one. Uh, let's try this one. Slum brawl, let's see. Oh my god! There we're just fistfighting. Whoa, whoa, whoa! I always wanted the fight, silly and Murphy. Okay, kick his ass. Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! I'm taking you over the dead body. Oh! Oh! Oh! A boy! I died! Okay hang on. That is the stream running well if you guys right now. Or is anything like freezing or anything? Is it all running good better than ever? Okay, I'm like I'm looking over in my chat is a freezing period of life Look at it to medium You need to be good But a little bit frozen. Yeah, I wonder if it's the game. I'm just trying to get Okay, all night time Good fastest play in reward Okay, so I got a seller champion morning to slums champion prize 21 okay oh shit Oh, he's got an axe. I'm tripping him on my own fucking life this time. at death door save your soul or give up what oh okay uh... so what is rescue to trade by gear that belong to say when the chest for point seek the gesture okay Change raid. What do you have? Oh, so you can like buy different things right now Okay, pitch four shovel. Okay, we try again Let's try them again Stay inside the circle. Oh my god. Is it Sumo? I think he just killed me with a hammer. Oh my God. So what happens if you say give up? Okay, so he like up. So that character is that like dead. I guess. Okay interesting. A mall the sickle pitch for Let's try the mall All right, all right, except character Use now seems acquainted with the one who lives here before the I start to say his past all he borne is lost Remains in his chest is dying to claim. Okay, so then whatever your previous character have they die and then that's it. Okay, that's you There's slums dual Keep your feet on the ground I'm getting fucked up. Okay, I'm winning the fights, but for like, I want some of the fights for man like the actual weapons I'm getting fucked. You Hey, fish fights only yeah, yeah Is there kicking, yes. Oh. Wow. That was a good punch. Got him right in the jaw. Yeah! Whoa! What the fuck! I lost a can, yeah, what my hands! I I might That's the tab. I'm... Oh my god. Why do I just need to block the one of these kind of old games? so what is this thing, can you like okay what's that weapon? the word okay so I got some more coins seller retribution so I'm not really sure what seller retribution means what the fuck wow Oh, man, holy. Yes. Seller brawl, seller champion. Yeah, I don't really sure what that means, but I thought that was try that again. a way one claim reward all you have some money all you can heal all okay so he'll okay this is cool this is all are the elots it Crest armor. I have no armor to wear. Are you sure? I could buy these are like different weapons I could buy Yeah, I guess we have to get to the next tier Okay interesting All right, so I guess keep fighting I guess Slam is brawl five round slums doubles. Let's do doubles So we fight if we fall I think we're out Wait wait, it's two on one I thought we'd double we're gonna double this is this I just fell, I didn't even get hit, I just fell! What do you mean boss shit, I just jumped? Post it! Absolutely bullshit, it's fowl over! I do, he got fucking work. Yeah, you got fucking work. Yeah, you can always do first person. Yeah Seller brawl, so I have 82 coins now as other we're getting close to the commoner rank. Let's keep going see if we can get inside the rank Dude Pouchy, Koshy That's bullshit! Bullshit! That's some bullshit! Bro, he was like dead on his feet! It's really dark. MISS! I think I'm fighting fucking all swore snagger on me. I don't think he's got it. I did get fucked up, I did. Good to see. You still have craft armor. I want to craft the weapon. Seller Retribution. I got the rest or something. I'm already dead. But I'm not healed. Oh, you have to. You got to heal. All right. all you should heal well he's fucking me up that's what happens if you give up i don't know if you uh... maybe you saved some health if you give up or something yeah uh... or no this fucking kicking my ass Abyss. Oh shit. Deal. Also maybe at that point you can then change it. Okay, maybe you can change it. Okay, let's see. Nice. Size. Mass. is that what it changed this maybe I should change yeah maybe so i don't know is that how much gold it's going to cost me So, this is the weapon I made. to act of orange you can like test the weapon okay another way to like change it So, then do I have this weapon now? Oh, I do. I do have that weapon now. Okay. So now I can fight with it. Why am I falling over time? Okay, let's not let's in that arena. Let's not fall over there, huh? Let's not do that deal the wall through this guy this guy is crazy this guy is crazy man this guy is crazy I think my wet maybe my weapon sucks I don't know The double seems to me to imply that like I could actually like do something here, right? I said oh Here we go You win Sumo hey Yeah, you think it would be two to two, right? It's not I Totsie is strong. I shouldn't just ran right out of him Man, I'm getting fucked up. All right. He'll be I guess Went out to keep right to keep resting. So what happens if you go to the abyss there, I want you Slums champion I want to get to the next rank. Okay, so wait wait. So there's mud. I've void the mud. Can I make you walk in the mud? of all I can't go over there I ran away. I didn't know I didn't know if I could go. We're still like figuring stuff out. I'm not talking about it, I don't think I'm gonna win. Playin' the word. Are we, are we like almost up there? Rank progress, night seven. So like what happens now? Abyss? You want to go to the abyss? Break. You can buy an axe now. Okay, begger, Torney, is this how we rank up? Okay, enter the begger, Tornements. I can't even swing the thing. I was like this weapon sucks so bad. I can't swing it. Yeah, it's weapon sucks. Pops work hell yeah. Even Bob loves incoming. I think I'd be better off with like a knife or something, honestly, you gotta get swall, you gotta be better off with like a knife, what is it, Aaron? And the soul isn't all barrel chopper far away, I'll pay five FedEx for the I accept. This is like a Dark Souls. I think I might be hitting myself. I might lose to the mirror. I am actually getting hurt. wait I lost it. Where is it? All right, I'm going to turn up Brightness. rightness graphics I lost it it's like in there somewhere I won okay Can we let's go heal ourselves So like a pure soul I have no healers days and touched by their trying to be only have to look that's in the eyes on less So like what happens if I play the abyss now? this way I can this is not close This is not close I just wanted to figure out the clothes you fuck I feel like I think the with of the things you're wielding matters a lot now. And yeah the candlestick being so heavy. Well, they just eat your face! They eat your face! All the dead actually fucked me did I use my progress? Oh, okay, no, I didn't I guess. Okay, we're Okay, strange. I'm so much sure how everything works. I do want to win the better tournament though. Hang on Let's and let's change our weapon back to the mall as this weapon I made is like terrible apparently and let's go back and let's try the better tournament again the Yeah, there's weapon is way better than the one I'm in. There we go. I Won't shit Oh Okay, okay, not bad not bad I Man the dead Oh, oh, I don't think I wanted to do that Okay, just get the hammer back I think I would lose the hammer. This is a bullshit 3v1. one. Okay I like cut my tendons apparently I can't fight anymore. Okay now I'm getting fucking Julia's Caesar here. Okay well what is my- I think you can get up in a like stop. And stop. Okay. I guess that's heal. So yeah, I have to rank up to be able to do that I guess. So yeah. All right. I don't know how we're going to win that. Maybe we need to get armor or something. I But I just die I just die a lot Yeah, I'm getting fucked up some potlands I'm running out of money too. Is it retired? You're gonna like create a new character. Okay the so for right now and only have any other options I can't I can't like make any other weapons yet, but like eventually we can and some shamping yeah there's a lot to it I didn't make the grip smaller. Woo! I am a ward. So I guess there's no healing right now, but we have to, I think to rank up we have to win the beggars tournament. and so apparently the thing on the best at in this area is the fistfighting What are you going to defense fighting apparently? Everyone in the field like what it would be like to punch killie and mercy in the face They all look like killing Murphy to me Slums champion the slums that said this guy is rough. Okay, so I got a not fall. It's so easy to fall here too And we fell at the same time, both shit! We both fell at the same time, both shit. We literally fell at the same time. Yeah, the amount of falling is crazy there. I'm in a mess, let's And then more fight options Oh wow we got me good actually got me good Um... Yeah, yeah, I know we're slipping in the mod, I know. I was there like a dagger here I could use Why did he hold a leg this he holds a leg? He holds it underhanded for like this fucking psycho murderer of peers also like Michael Myers yeah I believe in Barbados this is in Mario and Dark Souls in Elvin ring at zero Zelda thank you for the tens give subs they say I believe in Barbados king Thank you sir. this week. Thank you for 10. This is a trend. Thank you for the 20th and 9 of 25 months. Let's go! Help! Help! Impot! the I can get some... one will do it this arena is so damn easy to fall do it again took up my pants I think jumping off the cliff actually did damage me. Hey Bob, happy Friday. I've prepared a bug to block some butter, but, said she, this butter's bitter. If I put it in my battery, it will make my battery bitter But a bit of battery will make my battery bitter No, no, no! What makes you go?? Oh, I have the psycho knife. If you don't want to be a part of this, you'll be a part of the world. I think this is a good idea. You're going to kill me. I'll kill you. I'll kill you. 4 I started stabbing like the ammo you are I guess we have like a decent amount of money rest was training do spar play free mode so what is training just like so this is psycho knife right right okay let's just doing this what did it say higher muscle what does that mean and all these like dudes were all for doubles the all so you can be doubles by yourself or you can hire a dude is gonna jump in with me uh... okay for double interesting okay got you so it's where it seems like this is the only weapon i can i can do for now this is the mace yeah i can change like the handle Oh wait, oh, here we go, so I can change this too interesting. So what is this like this, this is like how much it weighs? The center of mass, interesting. I can test it, I guess, okay. I can keep the psychone knife, I guess. Happy Friday, boy. How is half sore? We're still like figuring out what's going on. Okay, I mean, we'll try this one out. And you're re-bying, can you see this thing? Yeah, I wonder like what else? Like if I made the grid, let's test this one out. It's nice that you can like try it all out too. and okay change the handle with the yeah yeah so you can change because too long yeah maybe right is like your center of mass or something you can change to this one too change this to a a change the handle here to a mirror show what we know who knows what all the stuff is a shred of this one I'm happy how I sold in. Interesting. I keep losing my grip on it. I don't know why that keeps happening. Interesting. Ah, if I make it a handle, I'll have more of you think more mass on the handle. Ah, try that. It's too heavy. It's your weak little man, it's too heavy. test this one bro just walking into this thing let's just that hurts me the dude I think this thing hit me more than I hit it actually uh... your estuancy thank you very much are you know it lets craft this and Okay, so am I did I actually get wounded from that? I don't think I did All right Slums doubles seller dual six rounds. Oh All right, let's try the tournament I guess oh I saw the psycho knife and I got a one of my hammer yeah I got a quick at yeah my body would help the tournament to run morning 14 so this is the new one I made I'm so I also have I also have the psychone night fuck hey one round I'll try this and stay inside the circle I'm gonna go! I'm gonna go! I'm gonna go! I'm gonna go! The circle ones are rusty. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. that's who does that I think you can maybe steal weapons yeah Yeah. Oh, you fucker. Oh, you fucker, you absolutely fucker. Jeez, man. A soul seeks revenge. Uh-oh. I'm trying to pick it up, I don't think I got it though, all right. So this is craft armor, I think what you're supposed to do here chat is I think you're supposed to like oh big axe for 16 I like the big axe. I wanted to just supposed to like find and I'm gonna buy the big axe actually and uh and let's go to put the knife away the wrong bell dagger and put that away okay if they're supposed to get armor or something try to turn them again Aw, oh yeah, maybe maybe I can craft the axes now. Make it so. Okay. Oh, yeah. That's fire, thank you for the 19-months. say I bring that acts as working I Thanks for the underpomear, but No Don't come on man I'm talking bullshit. We're never going to get through the next rank, dude. Uh, let's see, hang on. Rest, cost money to rest. So we need money. Yeah, so can't I, I've no armor available. so you can so you can bring things out so I just took this guy's knife and I brought it out I'm going to bring this. Okay. Yeah, you maybe you can sell it. So let's see. Let's go back here. train. I'm going to buy the shirt, the trousers, and the shoes. Uh. So I carry, oh, the dagger is on me, okay, so then if I take that off and take this off, this off the knife and the hoe. So then really whenever I do a fight I want to carry a bunch of shit out of here actually can you scroll that all there are more options okay interesting. So whenever I want to do a fight I need to bring stuff out with me actually so I want to do okay yeah you can sell stuff yeah Oh boy, here we go. Dude, this guy is nuts. Three soul secret venge, are these all the three people I killed? Okay I got a fucking ass! Oh my god. What? Fucking bullshit. Okay, what is? After one month Choose your weapon Nice Leapole This is Kill him Okay, so I guess we died, um, thank you. So but I kept everything I had from last time though, I kept it all Bro, did you see that golden? Did you guys see that fucking golden chalice? How much money do you think you get if you carry out the golden chalice? I wonder and seller brawl seller champion these champions are no joke so I lost all my progress to the next rank Well, look at this swings in your dead, like it is instant. It's actually instant. That's fucking instant. Like, what do I don't know what you do, man? They're so fucking accurate, crazy. Oh, no, man. I got a grind suit up. Dude, this is me getting my ass fucking distraught! What do you do? What do you mean block? We're talking about! You mean... Block. I can't beat this guy. I'm just getting fucking destroyed in this game. I'm just getting like, what happened, dude? I feel like I should just go on with fistfighting or something, man, because like nothing's workin'. I'm getting fuckin' destroyed. No, I can't do shit! I actually can't do anything right now. It's crazy. These guys are nuts, like they hit a swing once and you're done. Like that's it. Yeah. Hey, he was the best y'all to do on him in titles. And then, as Sory and the land. Do you want to tell a boastaff? And I bring out the boastaff with me. I get up. I Okay, do I have the boast out now? See what we got ah, one in biggest so much. I do I have this whatever this is I wonder how the boast of this, what does it tell him? It's staff I don't know. Anything change seemed like it's still the same. Nothing new for crafting a weapon yet. I didn't just really got it. We want to do something here. We just really got a rank up. We just got a rank up. Okay, the Donatello, the Donatello's not working out guys, the Donatello didn't really not work. I didn't work out. There's a pitch fork near the door and I really didn't more go. Okay, uh no more, no more staff. How about dual knives? You see that and they're like I'm come on! It's so fast! Like what do you want? What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? I don't get it. I'm just getting fucking worked instantly. I can't do anything. like this guy isn't possible like what I can do oh my god I don't get it man I don't understand we're gonna have to figure it out I guess I'm just getting destroyed over and over it's like they're so damn accurate they are so damn accurate it's crazy Like it doesn't even matter what you do like he's gonna hit you in the head with this and one hit and you're gonna die I'm unbelievable man. Yeah, he gets you on the backswing. Yeah, he does it does are you biting him? So there's resting like in your day or like how does that is your day? Yes. You got a column block. and as a role like he's it's crazy to say I was crazy I can't do anything with it. I don't know to do I say I is crazy man. I don't know. It's nuts. It's like a fucking heat-seeking missile that just kicked your ass instantly. I don't know. off one of the hats going to help us here Take all of the ratios. That's it. Take all of the ratios. Act small. A barrel with. Can I use that as a shield? of the them you'd be feed on the ground all are the sub do so I think of some the I wonder is that because I killed them? Why was this guy like a naked idiot down here? Okay, I got $30 for that three victory. Yeah That was just murder was a lamb to the slaughter I want to rank up because I want to get like the next tier. There's another mode we haven't tried. It's a free mode. I'm curious what that mode is going to be like. do that hair went back and already was a pity when i know i don't want to do i don't want to do the bump fights anymore i want to rank out i want to do the slightly above a bump fight I Okay So that's the tournament again I wanted to light okay, so let's get it. Let's get a trade to also insure your items uh... let's go rest higher muscle let's try hiring this guy mercenaries A sign. I paid him for a day. So now, if I go do slums, doubles, is he gonna jump in there with me? Oh, here he is, yeah, we gotta buddy now. Hey, dude job. Oh, good job buddy. Burning his pay. as you revise no he did not Okay, so that means I don't have to pay any more I have to keep biking dead or something, I don't know Oh I Okay, it might not be very good, but we got to try what the fuck All right, we got to try it I don't know how good that felt, we'll try it again, I hit him a lot too, I hit him a lot I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. I'm gonna have to go ahead and take the thing. Go ahead. Grab that. of the I wonder if there's like something else in here when we went to the best there was that that gold chalice I wonder how much money that would get you sold it the okay flail doesn't seem bad maybe it's not too bad there's a skill in the wall is there a skill in the wall we can try the tournament we're ready to rank up bigger tournaments we should be all right let's go hire a mercenary first though i don't know if we get a mercenary or not it looks a little malnourished but you're hiring maybe maybe he'll be in the torter with us the You're paid in the watch. I'm less blood thirsty today. Oh, there he is. Yeah, okay, so we do have a buddy now Fucking pop Go down! Jeez! Okay, this weapon is doing pretty good guys. I As done This weapon is doing pretty good We're common Jeez! My god, man, holy shit! Fuck outta here. Oh, god. God, help him. Oh, man. We did it, we're peasants, yeah! Oh man! So, okay, we did it, we're peasant now. So, rest, it is an errand. Hang on, what's that? What's that? Did we have new things now? Everything seems the same so far, to chat us with the flail, what about forging weapons? All check it out chat, now we have half dead. a messer So we now we can make new weapons oh Interesting, and this is half-din so in terms of like how to make like a good weapon bro I'm not like no idea I've got no idea yeah we can make the mess with the sword we're not allowed to sword says no yeah in terms of like how to make it you're going to have I don't like no idea here. Um... Good. No, I think this is how heavy it is. If this is how much it costs over here, cost 38. So it's not too expensive. Um... Let's go see with his errand. One of his patrons drank to see him home, I accept. Um So where is his home? You won! the rest so then every night it costs you two to like stay here huh okay so let's say. Celiburals, slums, doubles, orest duel this one's new, orest duel let's see that one. and the one of the issue be like all this horse is moving grow We're gonna kill horses. Hi, Vracor, thank you for that tier 3. I'm really appreciate that, thank you very much. There, yeah, there's stuff in the wagon here. Looks like treasure. I wonder, is there a way to get it? and I don't know being dead all due to the idea is that a crossbow bolts I have is that is I'm gonna get out of here. I'm a Yamafoil, man. A lot of slaves have been pretty sick. I bet they like his shit and the forest here somewhere. and The bees, not the bees, they're in my eyes, on his eyes! And my like this is a game sorry if you're like hurt or not. Spar. So it's sparring like, uh, Okay. So if a little like sparer you can just kind of practice. Okay. Yeah, that's you. I still don't have any armor. Uh, are you selling any armor or anything? Axx, Axe hammer. Nothing really new here, man. Nothing new. Really, they restock. We could try it. Let's see, they restock. Okay, half-gloz. There's the pickaxe, and I think it's fucking marbling. I mean, it's 20, but let's buy it. Sure. So we, oh, oh. Okay. Also, I have, I can put these weapons away here too. Can we also got this sword, the barn aware? the I Okay, fuck Confused here. All right, where's my flail? So far when I'm finding this out the flail is is the goddamn goat here Let's see Slums champion all right, Bowen You think shoes will help you not fall down, maybe I'm taking your axe. Mind All this flail technique So I think I now have his axe too, right? So yeah, I did I got his big axe as well So whatever I leave in the chest here too is stuff that will be here for next time also I think I'm pretty sure that's how it works you think you got a chat you think if you want to get more armory you have to keep re-stocking a goblet I One of the shovel is better than the shirt Maybe It is a double shirt firm Okay, so it actually tells you, so this one is a peasant rank one, so I can do beggar stuff or I can do peasant stuff. Let's try the peasant one or the beggar one here, our peasant excuse me, let's try this. Oh no. Couchy, Corsi! Fuck you away! There we are. You got there, you got there, you got there! This is for Kazuma! He's out of the ring, hey, ramp! I think I pulled his pants off. I think I might have He's out of the ring! Hey! This game is bullshit! the I can uh, for a little while. I'm pulling his pants off. The off guard! the Play him right in order. Ah, slums champion. Okay? So it tells you what time of day it is, so right now it's night, right? the to heal. Wait, what did that say? Forest carnage. to so I have no idea how to use this thing if like absolutely no idea I'll take I'm taking it though. I got loot. Yeah, they got a buy. I got a buy some ammo for it, maybe? Oh, let's see. I did I really want to go into a duel. I got you as a sword and I want to fucking Indian and Jones and with the crossbow. Oh, let's see. So what's he selling? He's selling like a sword. That's too expensive. They're axe. Tunic. So this is like a different double-ed spaulders. Let's buy shoes, too. So on a curiosity, do I still have the crossbow? I'm wondering, so this is a crossbow, yeah a crossbow, a hundred, wow, expensive, it's full of, huh? Um... I am currently for whatever reason. I am not allowed to put on spiders. I don't really know why, but I'm not allowed. Interesting. I don't really know why. Okay. But the crossbow is worth a hundred, which is wild. Okay. Anything new, can I craft anything new? I hope there's a lot of stuff to unlock for this for weapons, I hope there's a lot of stuff to unlock here. A seller brawl, seller retribution, okay. Let's do this one. of all so it looks like you check over here you might get like a three dagger and anything else in here it's so hard to fucking see in here ahhh, was my weapon a massive nunchuck? Yeah, pretty much, you know? seller champion okay stay inside the circle all god oh you know a chat you gotta say oh skill is she still is she broke you I'm afraid I'm not hearing a lot of that right now, shall I? I'm not hearing a lot of that. What's up with that? I hear in a while the skill issue you saw, bro. What happened all that? Remind yourself that over confidence is slow and insidious killer. ummm well we're gonna try the tournament But you can hear this guy It's guys crazy it's gotta be a chest plate and everything All right, we're going to the tournament. We're gonna hire these guys Okay, and let's go to the tournament hasn't tournament. Let's try it I'm gonna see you later. Thank you. The foil is OP. I think you do. Oh yeah, this is my buddy. Oh! Oh! He's carrying? Oh, watch out, watch out. Get his ass! That could be a waste with the resurrection. Yeah, step on him. Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. Oh, we got to learn the overall, he's too expensive. mind yourself that over confidence is a slow and in the city. You see, did you see my other mercenary get folded in like one second? You see, you can get folded. I guess I was looking at just armor. A touch mail. Okay. So now my, are my gauntlets now like better? orst boohers uh... if i go in there i need mercenaries to do that you know what uh... yeah i'm gonna need a mercenary to do this do some of these all right magnus you know you look hungry But I think you know what hunger is good. Stay hungry buddy. Alright, we're going to the forest doubles. Actually, let's do the beaverge, let me cost three. Fatty looks hungry. Just keep that hunger with you. Hey Luke, make good loot here. the Bro four one round. All right. We'll do the forest booh herd again. We got the mercenary for a day. He's still here, right? He's hungry. He wants to fight. Let's get him buddy You Magnus, you okay, man? You're right. You need a soda. I got a cool mace out of it. You want to sew it up? All the crossbow bolts hang on. and make sure carrying all my loot out of here I do we gotta try like how we're not gonna try the crossbow right we got to try the crossbow so did I do I actually had like I did a quick I need unequipped everything to do you see like ammo here or something I don't see ammo yeah I'm not sure how you I don't know how you do that put on your armor I can't I can't Hmm, I can practice with the crossbow. I mean, I can go to train and Sparrow Oh, I think I shot my one crossbow the uh... do you want train not spartrain train try that so i don't know if there's like like oh wait. So to reload your press R and then you have to manually pull it back like this. But I'm on a bolt so. Yeah, a lot of bolts so that's kind of cool. I'm going to get you killed probably yeah I both on the bottom list from the pouch and let oh wait hang on so I have one bolt oh there it is okay but I only have one bolt though Okay, so then you would have to pick this up and then bring it here to do this and then pick this up. But that's literally we literally only have one cross bolt though, so not much we can do with that right now. to go get it just don't just don't miss yeah we can we can honestly try it I don't know if you guys want to try it I'll also have this equipment I think I only have one crossbow let's see do we have Cellar Retribution. Yeah, let's try it I'm amazed Wow, I'm incredible So is that so is that crossbow bolt gone now I don't know how it works I've no idea I can remove the mat. Okay, so I see. Then I can also trade here. We already have gauntlets. all right let me go real it's on the crossbow and let's go get the the flail back. Forest doubles the rerounds. Let me go higher. KELODA BROND, he looks hungry. He looks like a hungry fighter. it grows wheeling a fucking parrot scissors forest doubles the job body Well, I'm kind of deadly with this fucking foil, dude. I'm pretty deadly with this shit. Yeah, P.G. Blighters at home. PILL THE RADDOW! Oh, get out of the way! I think you got a broken nose. You're killing him. Uh... Let's see. Slums dole. Uh, yep. I crack stouter thank you very much this is like downward sloping hell really wants you to fall down it as elsewhere. I think I should maybe give up. Nevermind, I'm the goat. Nevermind. I'm the fucking goat, buddy. I don't think I'm Repost Oh, that hurt. There you go. All the beasts are barely the same from the whole. I Think I broke his leg on that one I'll pay listen we'll pay he's been good here. That's the money You're coming with me to the slums doubles though and Is there a friendly flailing? Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. Oh no... There's gonna be a zombie All there is Okay, okay, okay, okay, oh, so for all the people you kill, I think they're waiting for you in the abyss is what the deal is, they're waiting for you, and you have to like fight them again. I think that's what it is, yeah, you know, I don't think we have any Frozen. I'll buy the Frozen. the Still here soon. I Are you still up bro? Was that Maybe um, maybe the seller is a little too dark and as it was a little bit brighter is that a grad school option by the chance yeah, I don't know maybe a little too dark down the trip or yeah money there. We're going to let that missionary go that I mean he's listen, he's kind of weak so let's right? Forest's carnage. shhhhh. So then really like you kind of don't want to kill anybody, because the more people you kill, the harder it has come back. the this guy run into the run into the post here in knock himself out is that what he did I think he did. Yeah, I think that's what he did. You can also go to the events at night to fight them early. So that they're not waiting for you when you die. So like if you're killing a lot of people, maybe you got to clear them out. But if you die of them though, then you're screwed, right? Here, let's go higher. We're going to hire a gate mercenary. We're gonna try the tournament. Breaker, Gregor, Clegging. We're hiring Gregor, Clegging. And we're hiring Wolf. Wolf, he seems kind of like a bitch. Baltas are, now let's get, we're gonna get dude, we got the dream team. We're definitely doing these guys. All right, let's do the peasants, tournaments. We're gonna try to rank up to the next rank. I Can that all you know what I don't know if I can shave this weapon Bonner, okay I You know more spears. Ah, there's like rakes, but we haven't seen a Spirit Breaker Good job, Gregor Are you really good? I'm incredible doing, I'm so good and and and throw hats are beautiful hair thank you Oh Me in the voice all in shit You're about to run a jelly! You're about to run a jelly! You're about to run the jelly! You're about to run a jelly! You're about to fall! Bro... My fucking mercenaries! One mercenary? You're fired, bro. You suck! Gonna bullshit! Fucking pathetic huh? A pavies? Well that's like a huge shield. Oh that interesting. I have like an all the stuff I have too. Also what do I have right now? I've got these like axes, all right, forest duel, let's do forest duel, actually forest champions only one fight, where we gave up so fast. Bum. I'll take that, thank you. and the world of boys all this loot all right all along the sub the data to the sub the Cold god. I dropped up now. Where's the carnage? Oh, I do not missed all the carnage. of the pretty good with those headshots, thank you forest do I really got to stop breaking this thing with me got to drop it off and I use my new PC for a long time. I got fucking owned on that one. Wow. I got fucking owned on that one, geez. When you got to win so many rounds in a row, dude. Yeah, I got fucking owned on that one. In the middle of the field. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Prospo ammo. Okay. Is that me we now have two crossbow shots? There you go. Oh, let's look. It's hard to tell, like, what you have or what you don't. Seller duel. Keep your feet on the ground. Maybe I shouldn't have hit him in the arm the He's still mad at me with this book! Oh, that's more than anything you've had. the bottom techly injury uh... why are there like a lot of crossbows here my like duplicating crossbows uh... saucy boy negative of the fifty nine months the bruh, this is the crossbow is like ultimate scumbag I think it's hard. Oh wow, okay, all right, I didn't know that was the end. forest duel 6 rounds I'll be right back. to that's how you really I guess will be seeing that guy in the events probably Oh. Oh, save your soul. Uh oh... oh, holy wow apparently only one soul it's gotta be the guy I fucking shot in the head bro did I get shoot him again? I just like shoot him again I still have the crossbow. There's $224, do I have to all I do have to heal, okay? Rest? You attend by killing for more killing. Still have the same weapons available. I think actually is there a new weapon head? I think that might be new, actually. So maybe like as you go, you unlock different kinds of weapons or something. That's how it works, interesting. You got one shot! Was there always there in there and I didn't see it? color Retribution Fucked up I'm even sure what happened there forrest champion I My crossbow No, there it is there's not one Oh bro, they're just fucking broke his arm I got the bomb! Man! so apparently you got a way lower than you think you do. You barely have to aim a hell of a lot lower than you think you do We got so I don't know if I lost my other crossbow by accident or what happened with that, but and seller champion. This should be easy money and I think that's why they don't allow our crossbows and simo I might be... might be why? Or a champion? I Chat we got a gold cut What does it do I don't know Yolink all right, let's see I'm assuming we get like salad, right? right? The PIMB CUP. Did you blitz your name in the governor's fire? Oh, I think I have to like, on a credit. 200! the only gives you 54 and still Oh hell yeah. So, customized all of them. Okay, so we have a breastplate now All right, so Can you upgrade the crossbow? Oh, I don't know. So like so here's the thing is that you can do the peasant tournament as soon as you want But it's gonna be really hard when you've got like no fucking armor your weapons are shit You've got no companions. So it kind of feels like you need to do some of these other things to to uh... to level your shit up a little bit you know i'm saying think that that's uh... that's how you want to do this and it's kind of a kid i think it's a pretty cool progression Now I'm curious like is there something else around here? I don't know. I think if you see an enemy and they've got like a good weapon, you should take it and bring it with you like absolutely. Ah, this is the early access. I've had no issues with performance really. I think like a little bit of choppins a little bit of jank but stay down. I could not even see it. I could not see it. It should be full release as perfect. I'm having too much fun. This is game of the year. Why does everybody look like Killy and Murphy to me? the and the anti-dent and it's you can't say it's a Okay, so No way the axe Are you just like you just have ammo like all the time? I'm probably gonna be time for a peasant tournament because I really want to rank up obviously Why would you see this one slums doubles? This is telling you what time it is. Okay, let's go hire a muscle. So we have more in their mercenaries. Those guys got a shield. All right. They're hired. I feel like this is all like you know this game this game is like silly, you know obviously, but I feel like this is all cooler than I thought it was gonna be All coolers and I thought it was gonna be Like the silliness is there, but now it almost feels like there's like a real I got tricked by my own guy! Uh-oh. I got tricked by my own fucking asshole friend. I just ran away. I fleece to it wasn't the hillboss. I'm scared of the zombie thing. I'm scared of the zombie thing. So I died. So, now what does that mean? Okay, now here's a question. So we just died. Does that mean? So I have everything the last guy had, including the armor? Or no, no armor. I have Spall this cuz I wasn't allowed to wear it No, I don't have the flail dude Yeah, I don't have the flail. You sell the flail Man That haven't bro When you're in there man you got watch the fuck out You don't watch the fuck out, dude. Chidden, Narlie, as fuck. All right, we'll try this face. You don't watch the fuck out. So now, okay, so I did start at peasants. The zombie, yeah, the zombies are fucked. I did start at peasants, so I don't have to go back. So then once you get to that point like you're good. Well, nobody's waiting for me because I never killed anybody. Okay, I think this is, is this the shit playle? and Oh my god. Mind your code. the loss of play against and we got to get back to that we got to get back to the room cellar dual but that's the ring though yeah is what we need that's what we need it's not here the on all we suck again supposed to hit the enemy we do suck again Hey, I didn't kill you. You're not allowed to be a zombie. I need slums are you selling a foil by the chance? the Why am I? Slums do. Come on! Come on! Let's go! Remind yourself that overconfidence is slow and in city use killer I can't do anything, man. I can't do anything. Bro, like, it all just like hits you. They hit you in the head, instantly, like, instantly hit you in the head, it's crazy! Suck on that! Suck on that, you piece of shit! I hope I see you in the fucking abyss, you piece of shit! Give me this, give me this, I'll see you in the fucking abyss, you bitch ass motherfucker! Fuck you! I Hey, alright Put the crash bail away. We've got a way And you think you could be to niggle You have anything here a buckler pot with goblet the two-and-a-a-hosen I don't think any of this stuff really matters much sure matters at all for his champion and make some money bring a crossbow to an ax fight b-man making very much I was like I thought he was moving a spear Now we're doing stuff again. Now we're doing stuff again, now we're making moves. Yeah, now we're making moves. I really want to rank up insurance for the flail. Yeah, maybe I should right. How's that look? Let's try the insurance for Thank you very much Plail is ensured so that means like no matter what I guess the flail will be here I'm gonna go here. All of a sudden. Okay. So I'm just do all I guess. We roll the stock you can craft weapons you can yeah the weapons I've made suck All the weapons I've made suck I Guess in sure means if you die you don't lose it the the the mother is like the worst the it's actually a a record here Did I lose the foil? I sure did. I need the existence, okay, so wait a minute so since it's ensured, do I still have it? I do not. I did trade it for a pitch fork apparently, but I lost it. So, that's not what that does apparently, so we got to go back down and go, oh wait, all of there it is. Wait, wait! The flail is only worth $1.1 coin. Wow, the game seriously underestimates how good the flailers. Seriously underestimates how good it is. Let's scroll down in the duel man. You know, I think I once like you pointed out to me when you get back. and take his hat we have a fire the crossbow, I can fire the crossbow, yeah, I can the crossbow is kind of dangerous the crossbow again That's a do-hurt, uh, that's like a team battle. If you don't have a lot of mercenaries on your side, like you're gonna be fighting like 4v1, this 3v1, it's rust. All right. Seller champion, all right, here we go. I think I lost the crossbow there actually. Yeah, good Bro, when he had When he had armor, I don't know if I got like super lucky or what does I even see an armor back in a while I don't know. Everybody in Arminga is using you shoulder. Oh, maybe that's the deal actually. You might be right actually. Arminga will do something. What am I wearing right now? Is this shirt? and by the double you're right, and all of the money that's all I can know I mean, I think it might be rank. Yeah. But can you upgrade the foil? I don't think so now. and you go over here and sometimes they've got like, like, I think we find a gold cup in there ones. A forest carnage, seller champion, forest carnage. Ah, could we separate? I think you're for the 63 months. I guess that's better than dying it's called a siphon this is better than dying This one's really good 45 the I bet they had something in here but it's too dark to see it I bet they did honestly all right it's a rat I'm having a lot of fun I'm enjoying it another forest cartons we're getting a lot of money think it's almost night time How do you can open the chest now? What is this? Out of bolts? There's a lot of really good, there's a really good weapon. Rho is his neck like a 180 degrees the other way Okay. Forrest champion. You playing this tonight too. me in joy. Oh, I found another crossbow. Ah, here ball, thing with a sum. Is this a sponsored? No, I am not sponsored. No. Okay, there is the tournament if we want to enter it. There it is. I do really want to enter the tournament because I would really like to rank up. and as a sense if you go in without tournaments that if you go in without these guys all I think I hit all I hit hey what's all right that's in tournament is done I didn't realize I was still holding the fucking crossbow. I thought he rows we have to win seven rounds again, okay. the I Get him buddy That's not like kizu Yeah. Good job boys. Me and the boys. Good investment. I'm trying. I'm trying. Hey! Hey! We're coming, let's go! All right, let's see. How are you crafting other weapons, arrest? All right, it is just a just armor. Oh, can I know where is it? Can I wear the spalders? I still can't wear them for some reason. I don't know why, maybe they must, you know what it is. Maybe they have to be attached to like a breastplate. It has to be like the right kind of breastplate. That's only the guy I can assume. Okay, he's selling half-gallets again. No other weapons alone. On the half-gallets. And I think I've got mercenaries. I think I do, I hope I do. Nine two years. Yeah, that's not buddy. Oh, what's that guy got a spear? That was just stick It's just stick. I was like really excited like oh man this guy's got something good Good job buddy. You get yourself a good mercenary and you do some work with them Please ensure what am I ensuring you think of all I just said I saw the be high of the home she can I take your shield all How the hell do you? My shield now, I got, I do not got turtle man now. the I wonder if wearing all this armor is going to make me like two heavy or something to all let's say alley carnage commoner this is new the three stock to see if it's got a different old so we got a this one's like a chain mail neck a cloth by that for sure as by these two okay okay and and all I can't wear this either and I work for your knees, actually. Am I pants hiding under something? Oh, are they going under my pants? Well, dude, so like the order with which you put stuff on matters unusual. Pull strange. You're over and covered. It highlights the thing you need. So then I can't, the reason why I can't the spalders is because I don't have a breastplate and a cloth. You need both of it. How much is it to ensure my arm? 20 to ensure the half-gallets, 20 for you ensure that. and are really like one more than one of this right that's all I need right there that's the let's see alley carnage let's see it I'm scared. Okay, let's add the game's gotten a little choppy here. Oh, very choppy here. Oh! Oh! look at this acts new acts one of these uh... those are the maybe half the hits you like directly on the head right i want to choose on all i want to let's go back all the big and craft new weapon or not This is craft armor, um... Anything new? What is steam hate this game? I don't know. I still have a mercenary. for us doubles, yeah, yeah, here we go, here we go, I'll sign up rocks and some, we should to mad like very much. Braves just killed him immediately. Well, the crossbows are pretty good money, so. Oh god. the gun is an optimize itself I mean it's really actually it's right so kind of give games time and hope they the whole going like this in their faces are the is the all of the search we pay and let them go he's been pretty good I think we're letting them go a lot of money so it's a night time now and it's a rest of the money people are with you know he was good one for sure and it's a long all the maps and free mode I've actually been doing the campaign for a while I haven't done I haven't done the free all do you check it out in arming, double it I mean let's buy the arming double. Let's see if that makes a difference right? it. Hmm, still can't equip it now, so that's not what you need. Alright, fair enough. So there's actually another mode, uh, hang on. Let's go, quick to the menu. There's another mode here, let's say. Free mode? So what is free mode? Ah, you can do this and where you do it. and a bigger you know all of all you can also change your rank to whatever you want okay so this is uh... this is that all and you can you can mess with like all the weapons in the game here to interesting spear site well pitch for that you know i guess there's also split screen yeah the war staff However, the all-world, there's a better flail. There's an even better flail. Maybe this one. Alright, fight, random battle. I don't know if I can help you. Okay? Oh, I just realized that last my fight. Why is my fort is off? You have been slain. Let's see. Five foes. Is it like a different map? Or is it just got to be other maps you can fight in, right? Right. Right in the battle. Is it all going to be in this map? Make it so. AHH! So it's kind of where I kind of wish you could fight in the other maps and stuff too, and he's more maps, right? That's right. We gotta try it like we gotta try the super play alright a bucket a bucket, thank you for the seven three months Oh my god! Flails getting there for sure. This killed five dudes at once. Did you get to do like this? I think you can do that I got and you can you please tell me I can equip two of these matrix though then I equip the second one of these please I don't see him like you can now so I guess you could do this is what you could do to player hang on so we go up to night is there more stuff to look at of and war staff halberd the is going to be all totally of these going to be all totally armed up dudes Oh my god, he got me. Can you drag stuff over? I don't think so. I kind of want to say this gave you total freedom to look what you want. I don't think you can, no. I don't like, you can click stuff, but yeah. It would be cool if you dislike it. If I could just equip like everything, I don't think it really works that way, though. They only let you, if you have a two hand, you can't have like two halberds or whatever. It would be really cool if you could just like literally whatever you want of the entire time but that seems like now. So if you go down to beggar are we gonna go to tax by five beggars now? We are! I can't get enough in. I can't get enough in. I can't get enough in. I'm not going to do that. It's still almost got in the first few seconds. If you say next fight, it just gives you Wow! Well, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Oh man, yeah, it's still in there. It looks like the more blood and gore and stuff. It looks like something like that is what causes again to, that's what causes it to mess up there. I was like, uh, jimitarus takes a lot for the 72 months. My favorite bill packed in movie. Oh, I don't know. Aliens, I suppose. Aliens. Um, yeah, I'm saying Aliens. He was only returning to one for like 10 seconds. Apparently there's an update already. You would kind of think with a hot fix. Through a feedback for a lot of issues. I feel like when you do those fights, you should be able to do it in more than one arena. There's a steam notification for me. There's a forcecrash your game, see you without the, yeah, maybe. I got to imagine that's whatever people play a game, a lot of time like this, a lot of time people leap when it comes to performance. That's what a lot of people do. And you got to remember like a lot of people are also playing it on like, you know, all the rigs or whatever. So that's going to make it a lot harder. But I think certainly there's room for improvement on on the physics and the performance for sure. But I'm going to have to say that he was in Predator as well. Yeah, he was in Predator team for sure, so, um, let's see. So, this, this, hopefully this loads up my character. They patched out the flail. Wait, wait, what? Hang on. Oh, did I hit the thing? the progression okay I thought it brought over all my stuff from from from the other mode of like oh my god they got to fix that it was a big as brought over all my my super powerful shit and all that's he can we have new weapons all we don't have new weapons of Yeah, I still know still not new weapons to make so we still have casted sword, Polarman, Polax to be able to mess with. Bro, Bill Paxton was awesome and in true lives he was awesome. Check the armor guns you can attach to Spalters to double it. I know you can't I guess it must be I must need a Breastplate like a certain kind of breastplate. I don't see what else you can possibly do. So Oh, let's see Or as champion It could be ranked, too. Yeah and run away I need that nooo! okay how many people do we kill? one we just got to kill one dude we just got to kill one dude have other golden showers to Joe's wisely didn't want a little didn't want to lose this guy, man, oh I guess uh, do we not I don't think we took the thing man I really wish we could have got that spike weapon though There's the challenge can I sell it? the owner why it's red is it red because I got it from the abyss I'll speed it right. Nice mace. Then you can also, I don't know, maybe you can't loot the enemy, yeah, maybe you can. We got it. All right, Tiger and Walt, thank you for the 56 months. Really appreciate that. Okay, these enemies are fought now. What the hell? What I do? I don't know if I don't know if my weapon cuts anymore, man. I don't know if my flails cut in any more, bro. This is the same stuff, nothing is changed. I'll try this. I love it's cut anymore man. How do you think they have you think the patch was because of me? I'll do this like there's like stuff in there thanks for five years of laughs and talk to a gameplay box Cheers Alright, we're gonna win the fight first and can I take his helmet of to do it is there a way to get in here there's like a sling this stuff you think shop to head you can take it uh... i don't think i don't shop to head with those Uh, I'll sing. Wrong thing. I'm trying to get the helmet. I get the helmet. I all all I took a short off all I got a back here Hey, we have a helmet. Let's go! Okay, now here's the real question There's stuff there Gold chalice looks like leg plates you look at all that is it here to talk to me If the purpose of all this shit to taught me, is there any way to do this? I've tried to put my arms over and like reach, but it doesn't work. Holdingspace, what is holding space, too? There's a jump! I'm too heavy. All right, how long were to take that? I'm gonna leave it all right here. guys I'll make this happening H to take off clothes all you can take off clothes That's a ram. Okay, I'm like naked. I guess I'm going to die. I guess I'm going to die. I got it! Oh my god, my zone here. I'm not going to get any more of this stuff in my life. I'm not going to get any more of this stuff in my life. of of Also these actually have leg plates, but I think these are better. Where might helmet go? Others. Okay, do I have everything? Oh, this is like, uh, some kind of neck armor or something? There we go. Um, Anything else you can grab at your breastplate? I'll have a breastplate. Yeah, I'm wearing my neck cords again. I don't have one. I had one on a previous life, but I died and lost it. There's still more in here, but I have to go, oh, there was a golden cover on you, see how there it is. All right, we have the Pimp Cup, all right, that's good enough. So I wonder what I'm going to, as our next rank, like, man, it arms here something. Then rest, cut the losses. But we get to ensure the armor. Oh, hang on. I have to unacquip it all on set Let's just unacquip everything Now, let's see Does everything I have ensured? Let me ensure my grieves the I guess the pool lane are like I think I'd rather have the grieves in the pool lane and pull this hang out of that this is so this is the thing which is all the potton the cell of the potton and is he selling anything good for us here today and nothing I don't know if I can remove the chains from this, I don't think we're going to do that, all right. I'm gonna put all button. Oh hang on let me um I don't have a weapon. So I really like the flail. I'm not sure the flail cuts it. I don't know the flail cuts it for for these higher tier enemies. Do this one. Is anybody waiting for me shit? There's a fucking zombie waiting for me here somewhere and is that the guy with that was a kid is home again, yeah, I stole his helmet on the I have I have a good act somewhere This one There we go. Let's try this Forest champion, okay He's mad I called his head, yeah all bros got a breastplate all bros got a breastplate all do we got to take his breastplate okay how do we do it we like hold we grab and hold E There we go. Yeah! Ah, let's go. Yeah, I wanted to hit the car and I'm looking for my axe though. I'll see you in the abyss asshole. And if I see where my axes are, my axe went. I threw it, I did! Did I really throw one of the ones I thought I dropped it? What the fuck is this? the my axe by accident was on the other side of the road I thought I just dropped it you know this is this is exactly how my parents discovered it was colorblind because like I think it was something I dropped other way it's exactly how my parents discovered I was colorblind is exactly this no air tags on it It's behind me. I threw his axe. It's right in front of you. Is it? Is it under his helmet? Oh, thanks so Now I don't have to do it Yeah, yeah, we were out and My parents I was I was playing with one of those suction suction cup guns as a kid and My parents were like like I was like my dad I lost my suction cup Oh, like it's right in front of you like I can't see It was like what's wrong with you? It's right there. Oh, I'm like oh, wait. He's colored line. Oh It's by the horse the all that's what that's his act I'm a big idea through my own all either way pretty good we got the breastplate and it was matters It's going to heal It's by the gun for every try the color blind glasses now. I haven't Okay, so I have this breastplate you can remove this, but I don't even want to do that. Let's go ensure the breastplate also Okay, I'm so I'm going to put the crossbow, it'd be nice if there was categories here, like I think they're could very easily be categories for like weapons armor, oh hang on I got to I'm gonna go on and quit the, what's it called, too? You gotta go sell the chest, right? Or the thing. Sell the chalice. Oh yeah, can I equip the spalders now? I still can't, I don't know if the spalders are tied to, maybe it's tied to having like the right kind of respirator something on. I want to buy shoes because I haven't been wearing shoes this entire time Oh now we want to sell a breastplate now that I got one, huh? Well, you think chat little bit Buy the sword I think you little bit. Let's go buy the sword arming sword Yeah, let's move a little bit. I'm going to go ensure the army sword also. Alright. There we go. What are you wielding? and not that all big spear and I need to get over here please I think he's got a chain mail hallberg all right time to take us close off it's not letting me take more stuff off of them but we did get chamele and we've got breastplate and we got a spear. I'm bad. Okay, we're going to try all of a shit in my using the spear here. It's too fucking dark in here bro, like can we get some more lights? We got the big dick club too. We got the big dick club too! Oh shit! Now we're getting some stuff. Try to be okay, okay, let's see. Um... the house house house house house house I mean, guess it didn't let me keep the ultimate weapon dude. I'm believable. They know. I needed maybe I needed the two hand to, yeah, I don't know. As rest. They ensured my armor. So I've got solid spulters, standard, He's breastplate flail and arming sword. Oh, I don't know there's like another thing. Oh, I could I just got the hopper. We can ensure that, too Yeah, they were good said. Oh, we need a progression thanks a month for the 15 guess of man Yeah, nothing new here to it's a craft either We do have the commoner tournaments and but you need you need the marksman yeah i think i thought the paulter is on right you to do the right order so according to the game i'm not wearing these what order do you have to put it on Is it like... Uh... hang on. Arming double it. First place. Auburn. I don't think the orbit matters, guys. I think right now also my breastplate's taking the spot of the spall there so I can't wear it so I'll be doing that spell first blonde. Oh, interesting. I believe I drew first blood. If it do want to first blood, that's going to be really hard though. I win! I win! the I'm gonna die! What the fuck was that? the last girl partly passed out you think that's what they did all right, we have the superfail to see how good is the superfail Oh, that thing, man, that's not right, that's not right. I'm sorry to get out there, buddy. I'm not bad. I gotta take that for myself. Thank you. I checked the card I didn't see anything there. I'm not going to be able to do that. I Maybe said this one out. Oh He said this one out bro the smacked his head off we got the commoner tornado here too I want to rank up for sure uh... what is this new weapon we just got let's see the flail And we actually picked up another arming sword is what that is I will ensure the flail Okay, ensure that shit All right for us champion One flail is like the beginner farmer flail and this is the big dick go fuck yourself flail apparently. Over Anakin I had the high ground Good night good night night, night, night, so there was a there was a chest over here that a gold gold cup once, not this fucking block off, and maybe just pause in randomly turn into a loop goblin can you sell the horse now seller dual said are let's do that one time one thing I don't like about the soliders that's very dark I'm kidding out. I am I have a pretty good shape right now. P.S. some skulls for me. Maxi Facts. Thank you for the 68 months. Really appreciate that. Nah, huh. Huh. Ah. Huh. Oh. Ooh. Bruh, we can only swords I have on me. Ooh. Bruh, we can only swords I have on me. All the loot. I got like a million swords on me Check the barrel. You need to stuff in the barrels Let's say Probably about time for other fatal craze. Look this I got this sword This sword and this sword was this new sword we just got They're all arming swords apparently. Yeah, all arming swords. I think I already have one inch sword word. All right. Help. Ah. Rest. Can you craft a flail yet? No. New helmet. No, I can't. to say I don't know how much freedom there is in the I don't know how much freedom there is in terms of how much you can do all right you know what we're gonna try some chat I'm gonna do alley devils by myself as I'm a dude let's try mind boggling thank you very much for you to know how I for me the Cnitsle, thank you for the 450 bits. I think actually it's a mercy to kill you. That is, I think that is mercy, and the alley that members count for nothing. Forest carnage. Whoa, hey, what the fuck? I hell that guy come from fucking Ninja over here the my free to the tourney yes absolutely yeah absolutely because I'm smart all right if we're going to the commoner tourney uh... we need to hire muscle All right, wins L, and Daniel, all right. All right, we got the boys in. Commoner tournament, chef. All right, guess what I bet? I should be afraid of the the abyss so many souls wanting her bins. All right, yeah, you guys think we're gonna And we'll we'll bar one. We'll larve one. Yes, or now place your bets. Yeah, we're trying to beat the commoner tournaments I did get I'm pretty kidded out. I'm pretty kidded out. I got buddies. I got limbs out of Washington. I got my boys What do you think? I'm all in 7 rounds, yeah. If you don't get allies for it when you get to the cause you have to do 1v1s and you got to do 2v2s and you have to do 3v3 if you don't have the other guys then you're like you're on your own man. one one of those my cousin keep pumping up the yes all you have a can die if they die in it then they're gone in their gone some the allies but I think I think what the deal is for the tournaments that if you go into it if you don't realize it if you don't have the mercenaries to fight with you if you're on the wrong man you're you're you're you're you're gonna be rough 3v1 is super hard on that yeah yeah I have I have a sword of shield and I've got the foil uh... duff rows thank you for the fifty two months really appreciate that thank you duff rows i think this game is local multiplayer yes but i don't think it's uh... i think that's it still salty i lost my bread because of jumbo what is you bet for uh... what is you bet for the world You can death rows. You can fill in your allies. You're going to get you in and I will see if. All right. Commoner tournament. Still it. Okay. One down. I'm over armored for this, I'll get we got a body now. I'm sure I'm hitting the right guy. That's the thing. Okay, now here we are. Yeah, it's just two of us now. Look, like the Star Wars kid. kid. This weapon is the fucking greatest weapon I've all done. We did it! We're militia now! Let's go! Dude, dude. Easy. Morgan! Ah, let's see. Oh my good shit is also there. I should probably like get rid of a bunch of stuff, my inventory. Ah, um... Anything new here? in my nothing new okay now we've got uh... and what am I oh all my mercenaries are gone oh she's we've got alley champion at the militia level Alright, I don't know who this guy is gonna be. I don't think the game is going to let me carry this out, whatever this weapon is, Let's try it. Then. Yeah, that was scary for sure. I don't think it's gonna let me carry it out. Oh, it did. Okay, it did. Let me carry it out. So what was that weapon? Spear. It's another spear, okay. It's a longer spear than the other one we had though. So there's every weapon you find. There's gonna be like little variances between them though. Okay. Okay. as you all you have to be done was a fours champion Dutch bastard and five months for you that thank you very much That I get to use mortal. I did a Meafnucky are it is English your first language Yeah, you're done Yeah, you're done I don't know what they patched. It would be really funny if they patched out the It would be really really really funny if they patched out getting the cart loot. That would be really funny. I'm gonna rest. I want to craft weapon. I want to see what weapon I can get. This is bullshit. the This was like my favorite weapon like for sure Plot, you know, let's get rid of some of this stuff Yeah, I don't need all this stuff Let's see, seller dual, sure, we'll do this one, oh yeah, that one's crazy. to make it so nice full day oops kipson thank you for some pretty sure that thank you for that was for all Where's my weapon? Where's my weapon go? You bastards! Gorge, don't live a game. I swear I might be the person who has the power to kill him. Conflict to rewatch this stream. Half soul drops. I They tried I Just saw it It's so dark Yes, you tried to take my weapon from me you bastards Fuckin' tried! Oh, Ellie carnage, oh, oh, and you have to keep your seat on the ground, oh no. the of all the ticket to the home of all you know it is cause I don't uh... the son doesn't walk all i got this got fucking cringed and the Oh, scary. Oh, scary. So do we get his weapon here? Sometimes you're like, okay, one time I came out and I didn't get it. But looks like I've been getting a pretty consistently. So that we just got the pull-axes, what that is, cool. Yeah, yeah, if you, so when you kill somebody, in this game you kill somebody, you should absolutely take their weapons. You're gonna build up money by doing that and you can use that to buy stuff and you can re-roll the shop and do all that stuff You're gonna need it for mercenaries also, so if Nothing else you can like if you're not gonna do anything else you can ensure the things that you want to keep for like if you die I think if you die You get it right back I think if you die you'll get your stuff back. I think right Okay, do we have a new weapon? Oh, Chad check it out. We can make a new sword. Very nice. Lots of options here. and interest and there's also a half-ton and these are like different kinds of pull arm access you can make very cool that's all decorative metal interesting. It's so three other weapons though. Ah, yes, so you're deciding the center of mass, I guess, like where the center of mass is, and then you're also from the head. To be honest with the weapon crafting, I don't know, to be honest. I've tried messing with the weapons, and I think the weapon I made was terrible. So to be honest, I don't know, I had no idea. No, no, the price is on the right side. It's like 31 to make this. This is just the weight. That's just how much it weighs. It's not that expensive. It's pretty cheap to craft the weapon. It's like, yeah. Run, don't worry, there's fire in the bed. Chaplain here, there's thanks for the bits. Appreciate that. Thank you very much. We'll do the alley doubles again. of all it's first blood also all he's bleeding by the way First Blood. I still wonder if this works. Where's that could try this out? I want to see if this works. You get two of the super flail, I'm stuck on something. I want to see if this works. This. It's been like that. Hey. The target. Yeah, I want to see a tornado flail works. No, I have to pay out the bill. the wall and he's out of control one of the take on a whole do hurt by myself let's try that how many dudes will be fighting all boy that looks like Todd Howard where's all the spills, Todd? Where's all the spills? You get, you do, Dacia, give you more bonuses if you, um, if you beat one of these on your own. one one of the one that is all that I can wear it and looks like it's more like a shoulder armor or something yeah from getting in there is not easy so we just gotta keep doing these until we get up to the next rank But yeah, forest carnage, alley carnage, it's first blood. I tried now. I tried the only way I was able to get anything is the the only way to us we just got the poem as well carry your loot on this one as you the access to surprise is been a lot of fun is been I've been having a telephone with this one on so we just got that one the halberd now also Yeah, we're really really breaking in all the good weapons at this point man We got super flail. We just got the halberd man. Let's go. I think I'm going to go ensure the halberd also I hope that if I die that these what I mean they're insured right I hope that these weapons are still to a little care but I think that's like that's the point right otherwise my father uh... shop and old barrel in the seller i've had no issue uh... I think the more chaotic and the more shit there is, then the frame rate really goes down, and the frame rate gets really bad. I love the game it's so fun to stream over time. Um, Who strap, or move chains? The other thing you want to do, ladies, things. I think possibly the other cap may be better. Yeah, that one may be better. I think it feels like a little bit more protection. Uh, I didn't get here. But I've had no issues with the game, just some minor. log on on the frame rate tank sometimes for sure well meralid acts are we uh... so we're still not at the uh... at the rank up battle we got to do i think you have to do a lot more fighting to get up there seller champion the all of the all of the is not even fair the hard moochers all boy now higher a muscle, ooh, vagueness, six move, all right, we're gonna hire you and you're Their chemo with me to the yard, boo her. out. It's kind of looking not really for a second there actually. Say do or do hurts. You do an alley do hurt, okay? I don't even know I'm fighting here, I can't see. of literally can't even see anything I'm doing here i think my uh... i want to say my mercenary died grab this to my mercenary died leveled up by armor. He's not the so I know the dark is too dark for sure. If you do hire a mercenary you want to use them as much as you can until they die because eventually you've got to pay them either way. I already have a hogbark. Yeah, it's a different year. uh... poletra thank you very much really appreciate that we're getting close to ranking up forest do all five rounds all right ball chat i think uh... we still got more ranking up to do but uh... i can play this for a while uh... guys thank you guys for watching thank you for having a go uh... call out there and a good spent time with family i'll be back streaming tonight Hopefully I will see you guys on hope you guys have a great Friday chat. I think that's what we've been back streaming tonight Let's go find somebody who is streaming and let's go read somebody. Yeah, let me paint the bet real quick We'll bar went answer was yes, there is your channel points and Where you guys over somebody? 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