you
Thanks for keeping the real burn for 5 years, brother.
Yeah!
you know what's up guys has gone good morning happy Saturday hope you guys
rolled in a while what's up everybody really really snowy Saturday here how are
you guys all good morning now we're very we're very
didn't snow at this point are you guys all playing the Habsword early
access it has been very fun so far playing the progression
to start the union or put it very well, but how are you guys all? So we are the
we are the lord rank and we think maybe the next rank is king, I don't know.
Yeah, hopefully keep part there. Here is my dude right now.
I'm just shy guy. I think it's Tim Shady. Thank you for coming to stay with us.
Side of all. Thank you for the said. Cole the casual badger John on the spot. Big
of Ben Tendo. Thank you very much. How much did we have? It's kind of just a couple
inches so far, but apparently it's going to be snowing all day. I just forgot, no, I
will cut that 730 this morning. I'm going to, I'm going to crawl up. So, how are you guys
on? Good morning. Only the Carolina's got snow this time. I'm going to get more or
Let's see, let's snow like all day today.
So, I like an inch of powder.
Yeah, not too much, but pretty nice.
I'm also got cat-like own crazy at me right now.
You know, you've had him once, and you're asking for him,
and never be nice, never be nice to a cat,
and you're really asking for it.
Let's see here, anything else to buy?
We're making our way up the rankings.
I don't think he's like nothing really else to buy right now. We already have a lot of stuff
insured like we're we're pretty damn good shape here honestly so let's
go do some fighting let's see over we got my favorite is the riots the riots
yard carnage let's go to yard carnage I don't like first blood though I do
not like first blood. Is that guy down?
Oh, it was not all.
I thought I'd get this shot.
Shut up.
Axis are lethal in this version for some reason.
That guy's not done.
I thought he was done.
God he was done!
This is what it looks like on the ground or engagement fires.
Okay?
Oh, sound like he's got soup in his brains now.
It has to be only half your sword in a little insecure.
Ah, dumb, thank you very much.
a
Man, oh
Somebody made a first person eight vampires mob, they did
Really I want to kill you
I
don't want to
go
good enough
or
it's
there
thank you for the
seventy five months
copy this
thank you for the
uh...
ran into a try to
copy this
thank you very much
who
swung
riot area
these are my favorite
what the hell is first person
as you've been
as I've never heard of
the
one from here is the mother's very slippery
of
I think this might have been my weapon if I'm gonna grab this, I'm the bolly.
Yeah, it's really easy to fall on the, uh, really, really easy to fall there.
I'll or explain I think for some one version that have you're the mute genics
I have her not one do I have her that I have did it come out yet or no
Only it's how you right
It's a plant really identify a murderer
Oh, he fucked me up.
Oh, my god.
Wow, he fucked me up.
What's that?
No, no, no.
What's that?
Yeah, not a good time.
He was fall over Newly in the fight.
Find out.
I'm dead.
so
somebody still trying to fight me they have an all-get out you have
what is a headborn to be a me skip saying it I want to say headborn is like a head
had just like a bush. I think it's a way of saying you are not snowballing born like you're not a knight.
Okay, I think bro was stuck. You know, honestly, they should try shooting you. It's been stuck the whole time.
They should try shooting you with crossbows every once in a while. They'd be pretty funny.
and
is a gold company to get up
yet like a little bit right exactly like a like head tonight right you guys are watching
a game of some of your watching games are right
I think that he saw what I did there, everybody else here.
Ooh, I'll take the gold cap, my PIMCUP.
Is this game finished now?
No, this game is in early access at the moment.
I dropped my halberd somewhere, but this is all there is.
Wait, yeah, game is in early access, so it's not done yet.
the
you have to be wearing the right kind of armor if you are not wearing the right kind of armor you can't do it
so
you know the voice in the time of the show
uh... with game of thrones yeah but
the head of the short stories i think are really early charming
I think they're really charming because they have like less scope for that makes sense.
Goblet.
I've got less of that scope and that makes them not much better.
Yeah, I have the niche row right, it's a night of the seven kingdoms, yeah, that one.
Yeah, yeah, that was also by George Remark, so it's set in the same world of game of thrones,
but isn't it like what is it like a hundred years before the the offensive game of thrones or something?
be the very high-end piece to play this game or now is lag is not that bad. There's definitely performance issues, I think even on my top-end PC's George high Jesus. I
Then just this game just has performance issues right now. I'm on a 49.0 and I had definitely had chopped so I don't know
There's any way to get rid of it entirely.
All Retro Abusion.
Yeah, some maps in particular.
a
nice
of
are you submitting for a formalize feedback to the dad's outside of the streams
I told him he passed out. Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that dude. Thank you very much.
They're welcome to use anything I say or whatever I random thoughts.
I'm done.
Something formalized.
God.
What the gesture of the chainbuss has somebody who's got to be just shoots the player.
Oh my god, cat.
Jesus, man. He's like, he's like climbing like a squirrel.
God.
He wants me, man.
one of my tree, Paul Dool, you're waiting for my report.
Fuck this game. I've really enjoyed this game.
as is just a masterless night
pushed his dick
Dear developers, please buff dual wielding souls.
Yours truly, barbarous king.
Don't have them den able to watch much recently but hope you and the kiddos are doing well.
I'm still hyped for the No 3 in 5 days.
and
a drunk in the key thank you very much
That is a wow!
They now, motherfucker!
Hey!
God, I'm not about to say, man, what the fuck?
Oh, drunken to do anything except Antonio's thanks for the bitch Tony Piz aye thank you for the subs.
Wish it that man.
How is bar already fully armored? A fucking skill.
Yeah, I had the I had the super pre-order bonus you guys didn't know about that
Yard duel
the
Ah, how does fucking skill translate to more armor the more enemies you defeats the more armor you can take from them the more money you have like skill you win
So if you didn't know this chat, if you see somebody on the ground, you're like, oh man, I want to stuff.
Grab them, hold E.
Uh, old E.
Um, hang on.
Uh, old E.
I gotta get it, actually.
Okay, see that? I just took off his armor.
And now I'm gonna take off his pants.
Do you get like take off everything everything they have and just take it for yourself you want to
But I'm not picking stuff up in this game is janky
Yeah, I pretty much just picked and pick and take in stuff for enemies remember I want to sell it
you have fully armored in the commoner rank
you're getting hit with a warhammer in your ass
got a sock man that's got a really pain boy right up the ass
and
m
be as as pretty as this is a weapon I made by the way you can craft different weapons and actually my weapon both my
weapon I have this and I've also got this sword
uh... i like to use this with the shield
For some reason the game's not ready to take out my shield though. There you go
Where did I get this maze?
Wanna a maze?
Yeah, this sword in this shield and my try to true of the sword of a thousand dicks. That's right
Yes, this game is on PC only. No, I don't think you can play it with controller at all
All right, let's do the haul boot hurt. We're gonna be fighting three dudes at once. Have I killed somebody by throwing throw throwing weapons is so hard?
all
I don't know, man, I might be losing this one.
let's rest, I can barely stand
I
Look at this guy
the
god
holy shit man
wait was he fighting with us? What off?
No, what's he really?
What was the other guy's foot?
Who's foot is that?
Is that my foot is it?
I'm just trying to figure out who's foot that is.
That's my foot? Am I on a stump?
I don't know, it's not mine.
Trying to figure out who's fucking foot that is like you have figured out.
I'm just a, so why is there a random foot somewhere exactly?
Then I lost my foot, it got better, yeah, so I'm going to just flip around there.
So it's like we don't need to heal.
a
uh... alley brawl forest champion
can you sell the foots
the beef jerky of those days was like
uh...
Ah, that is very very much my fault.
Okay. Wow.
Ah, you know what?
We can't take those guys lightly.
You can't take, you really can't take those guys lightly at all.
All right, no more mercy on these guys.
I can't take these guys lightly no more Mr. Nice guy
Ball Zinga thank you very much. I was kind of chill
No more chill the chill is over. I
Have got them in
What happened to you cutting off, Limbs?
I'm gonna go.
Is that good enough more, eh?
the
cell has left the room and one more you need
is this is this only we chat check it out this is a bucket
and hand here we go
and second
and like
three sixty dunk this in
The head is not the most
I think I lost the head off. I was gonna try
Wait, it's like still here
I
want to see the game play this
I keep losing it, I don't fucking try to sell the head.
How's the game in?
I just spent an hour dunking ahead into a bucket.
Slums riot, here we go.
The MC, thank you for the nine months, really, brews you that.
is going over the cliff buddy
is now make the rules are gone over this class
of
a support that you're the hundreds of the MC
that you're much
alley right this is like the terminator versus regular people
and
casual samurai training
I caught his hair off. Yeah, they did.
See for it. The MC. Thank you so much. We should have guys.
And they're junkies. He's dead.
Ah, George Beans.
Ah, thank you so much. The George Beans for the 1500 bits.
Appreciate you. Thank you very much.
I'm looking for something.
Where's that?
That was it.
I think I lost my crossbow. I wanted to get a shoot somebody. I lost my crossbow, man.
Sads, one of the shoots somebody. There's slums right at yard dual.
I'm on happy to give tips to you guys that I don't know if people play this game probably
finding it really hard if it's your first time playing I'm happy to give some tips if
You got a neem.
This barb gesture going to be an e-mote.
Do vertical strikes when they're on the ground.
Vertical striking in general is really hard.
Really, really tough.
That's just like the way the nature of the game is like for some reason that's hard.
You can't see to get your headshot accuracy up.
for weapons. I mean that's just practice probably right.
I got a crazy weapon over there.
That's tip practice if you're trying to hit the head probably yeah like what else can I tell you man?
I keep on tripping this guy as a bug.
Okay, I would bet here. Let me show you.
I would bet you're falling because this is where you're fighting.
If you're fighting here, it is very easy to slip and fall on this stuff.
stuff. Like, see that? Yeah, this arena in particular is very easy to fall. I want to say it's
by design. Bro, I didn't even... I just walked into this guy. I mean, I... Yeah, if you're fighting here,
You really got to watch your step here. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. I fall here all the time, too
I didn't even swing the shield. I just walked into them
Not even the sounds. I usually don't have much problem with like areas like this. No
I'm
That's why I gave a mug here for someone having flat metal boots instant fall.
Alright there it is, check the Lord Tony, it cost a hundred just to get in and the prize is a thousand, all right there it is guys, all right, let's see if we need to get our boys higher muscle.
uh... i'm hiring uh... orick
and three brick
all right lord torny chat
see a place you've gots
uh... will i win the tournament guys place your debts anything
We got whether this game reigns no, a chance of a struck by lightning, it's not breath of the
wild.
I remember when, bro, I remember this in Ghost of Yote randomly, there was like a bunch
of swords in the ground and it was more prone to getting struck by lightning.
That was so cringy.
That was so cringy dude, because it's like, okay, yes, you played Breath of the Wild.
Like, oh my god, like yes, we get it.
It was like, it was like, then, like, hey, remember Breath of the Wild, you're like, yeah,
we have the same thing in our game.
It's like, no, you fucking go.
Like, it's that lot of your man.
That was, that was super cringy.
It's more conductive, Barb, it's science.
I mean, couldn't they have come up with like a different, better interaction than, like, hey,
remember Breath of the Wild?
Well, I'm Breath of the Wild, then lightning starts to ring metal.
If you're wearing metal, you can get struck, right?
And then there's like different mechanics
you can do with lightning and electricity.
But then go some rotate randomly to try to do that once,
like completely out of nowhere, and it's so dumb.
It's like really cringy.
Yeah, they didn't do a very good job with them.
I George, hello.
Chewba, thank you for the 48 months.
Really appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
We couldn't have heard of you.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Right even metal weapons gets struck as I all the metal conducts like recently
Orange god this cat oh my god
When he gets into my office dude, he goes like kind of frenzy
Hey, he's just not a total friend man
I wish you would just settle. I'm just settled down
Makes the armor rust. There's so much they could have done dude this half sort of living up to the height
I'm definitely enjoying it for sure. I mean, it's so early access. All right, I got all of the cat. I just just
Clawing shouldn't have me once like that's a bit of a bad. All right, George. You lost your office
per will just let's go.
Bro has been clawing me for the past like 20 minutes, my God.
You have a cat-sarning office? Yeah, it's not that it's I've had cats towers you name it George is he this doesn't settle
He's full assembly of cats
Doesn't settle bro really said bro
This looks like nothing next to the next gambling is not getting to cut from you now. All right the Lord's Torny chat
Let's do it
Oh
the
when they're on the ground you like start taking off their arm around
I'm all right one there.
there you go Jesus man
There you go, jeez man.
That's a tough song of a bitch.
While wondering like that the fight isn't over, they haven't surrendered yet.
I was wondering if you could like, if you could just take off their helmet, that would be huge, right?
I think I got worked.
We got our buds now.
how
are you
you can put your uh... weapon that i can afford to make them surrender
You got two Chris ones to dome. Yeah, dude. This weapon like this sword I've had has been great
It's a great sword, but against these like super armor guys this this thing
One crack to the noggin with this thing and they're pretty much done
All right
How do we know they give it a 34 months
the
I don't know why, but yeah, gravity isn't working anymore. Okay, okay.
Oh, I think I was going after my ally there.
a
sound
a
bruh those swings like this are so brutal man
I think that was a
arm
because arm came flying at me
all right
backsteading seems rather unsportsman like
one is a team battle right so I don't know it's not a one B one
the way pokey stick makes me smile. Yeah, so the fight for the death, right?
Wait, is this not my weapon?
This is my weapon?
of
the
of
the
of the cross-section of the effect of
the fighting in a royal court of one of the happens after this point
Oh, oh, it's him! He's him!
Thank you for the raid.
while you think of the rain
you while you hope seems good men
I can't help but bigger fucking half so err of, uh, what's it called, uh, fucking
I'm trying to see if I could take his armor.
This guy's got gold and armor, bro.
Seems like no, I'm not allowed.
No, I'm not.
How to do it?
How do you figure out how to equip small ders?
How did you do it?
Yeah, that's not letting me.
I think maybe, though, I think maybe I can take his weapon, though.
Whoa, look at this thing.
Alright, we win.
Flame reward.
Baron, Quirus added.
I'll pay my mercenaries.
I'll pay him.
So wait wait did we get something?
Ah, so this weapon we have.
What's this weapon we just got?
I'm out am I wearing it
Oh shit, we're where we have golden armor now, let's go
Move chains that an armor on the arming double it
Maybe that's the issue. I'm not sure what am I even wearing here? I definitely did not try that
Pabvard
Bear, okay, this is the weapon we just got the bear in speak
That's our current weapon
a house of the cost me to ensure the barons be
yeah, it's a little weird I'm trying to figure out my leg armor situation here
trying to figure it out
and
a
so do I need
pants or holes or something first
by the
the
all army double
and now we can worry so let's go to the
lets go rest
see I'm not wearing us I'm not wearing my
leg armor anymore probably be okay for
least the time
that we're that either
what are you thinking for some
think about the 14 months really
Resured that dude. I let's see can we change anything new about weapons?
They're all about things on the same. What about on your sword?
It's like all the swords are the same. I
Love them to add more weapon types and stuff. Oh, so we have it. So we have another rank another rank I guess
Wait, wait, isn't this the rank we were at before? I thought this was it.
I thought we'd get fucked up. I thought this was the rank we had before, isn't it?
So do we actually not rank up? Or maybe we just done a lot of you by doing that?
We just unlocked this. I thought this is what we were working towards last time I thought.
It's different. Okay, I thought this was the same thing we were working towards.
all right let's say let's go try out the alley-chemels contract with my current weapon
oh I still have an ally wait wait you get an alley-champing you get your ally to come in here
too so if you got a mercenary you can actually like cheat like a whole lot of
wins, too.
Make it so.
Guard of Boohurge.
the
peach bronzer and negative of the 16 months
should I do
this weapons annoying that bro like I just want to pick it up
like I actually like it's seem like you can't actually use this weapon
I
Look at murder on barbs face
Can you flip the other weapon the other way and sort of to an actual hammer?
You can swing like the other direction.
go ahead and share my current weapon here too.
It cost a thousand dollars to ensure this thing holy shit. That is expensive as fuck. Oh my god.
Okay, so Arming Double it removes the chains.
is now go here
I think I think Wiley is right now that you think you do that.
Couldn't figure that shit out for a while, dude. So we got...
Vambraise...
Actually, that the change on the double we're fucking up a lot, actually.
Yeah.
What do I not have?
My crazy chat, my not seeing spoilers, so that's awesome.
The chains are great. You have a preventive from wearing other pieces of armor. Now I have like actual metal armor.
I see it anymore.
Yeah, I'm not seeing any shoulder arm, maybe I didn't buy it.
the
golden arm maybe he's got some here to have any spalders
I
guess I can't I wear these now
I can't I'll do we're like
I think we are fully completely armored up
Absolutely completely fully armored up now. Yeah, you got to remove the chains. Yeah, yeah
Oh, dude, I'm good
Man, I'm good
do I not have five armor I will let the mercenaries go
I don't know dude how much more armor could I possibly have on at this point I'm pretty much full
49 vengeful spirits hunger for your soul.
Can you walk us through that fight with your galasna and I had to kill 53.
get to fight 20 today. I have 53 last night. Also in the middle of killing those 53. I got rocket launch to cross the map, too.
one
a
a slums riot
Oh
What do you want
the
How you treat NPCs in a video game is a reflection of who you are as a person, I would never be
I would never do something like that.
What we do makes the bunch of attacks all of this, thank you very much.
Dr. What? Thank you for the 43 months.
and
This weapon might be crazy
You have the crossbow, I have one but I lost it
I have one, I don't know what I can do it
this weapon might actually be crazy
to
a
Maybe worth a $1,000, yeah, maybe.
all the lever crunk what a bully what can I say guys I'm just really good at this game
the
change
is that you have a king the king is paying me for all of my
amazing combat of these
Oh, yeah, those golders came well as you go you rank up you face harder challenges to get more money
You get better equipment
We're ranking up but once again, although I think maybe at the end
There might not be much else for us to do
We might be at the end here how much there is to actually do for us
a
all
Oh, is this an arm shield?
No.
Now put it away god damn it.
to
a
the
Throw them off the cliff next time. You have the palma strikes are deadly to
It cost a thousand dollars to ensure this weapon
all right, you know I've killed a lot of people but you can't really hold that one up against the
I'm a little less blender
the
ahhh whole booherts
oh this one might be hard
I don't know if I can do that.
Never mind, I'm the fucking best in the world.
Best to have a deal of boys right here.
Is it really not?
Really not because you keep your progress from each from life to life, but there's
no real stats you level up and it's like that.
I do feel like we've, I want to try getting up to the top here, but I do feel as though
Looks like the end that there's not much else to do at this point.
Okay, my weapon got stuck in that guy's face.
I'm always finding the cheat code, what do you mean finding the cheat code?
What do you mean, fuck you know what I won't even I won't use this weapon, okay? I won't use it
There you go
Drop in the weapon
Okay, so, I'm gonna do this for a while.
I'm gonna do this for a while.
That better?
with sword is even crazier the sword yeah this is my my custom sword
you wouldn't even get what means you're cheating man this wizard war
I just saw Guy clap his hands together and see that Finn-Hell's or some similar shit and they've re-want around him turned inside out
had their TV explode and then disappeared the camera didn't even go on to him
That's how common shit like this is
I was thinking that it's cosmic, thank you very much really for you, though.
Let's see.
You know, this is going to be really hard with the helmet on, actually.
I don't know if I ever give this to you, shit.
do you get the crossbow bolt back there's not a I might be yet
I see's done
all you can get back
I had to go on chat.
Fine.
Stop resisting.
When you have the clothes helmet, trying to aim the crossbows like impossible.
The fuck is my Sephiroth style sword?
I had that one.
Especially like using it with the shield, but later on though, you just gotta have, you
gotta have something armor piercing later on.
So if you haven't seen, this game has a weapon crafting system.
You can craft a sword, a messer, a mace, a halfed, a super mace, a pull arm, you can
change like what's on the poem. You can also change like how large the head is and
like how much mass it has. A lot of fun to mess with. It's really cool. I hope that they
like add a lot more on this one. I hope they add a lot more. I did make my long story
I did, yeah, it was, I want to say it was, which one was it?
I don't know, this one, and then I made it like, I think I made it as long as I could.
change it to gold if you want that making the weapon gold makes it more expensive.
It's like the palm oil. I think it golden. I don't think you can't make the blade golden though.
I can't do that. Newspend the story. There was a story at the game again, but
well fancy. No, I hope that they let you make like fucking crazy weapons. Like it be so fun to
to try to make like a buster sword, but yeah, you can't, you can't really do that.
There we do that yet.
Yeah, it matters like the weapon can be really awkward if you have a balance to it.
Like you'll swing it once and I'm actually made weapons that I swung it and then I just dropped
I just threw it across the room
Make it slow
Uh-oh.
I got caught. I got hit by a bad hit.
It's all takes man. One bad hit you've done.
Okay, see like my arm there, I gotta use your arms get really stupid in this game sometimes.
Gonna be here a while.
if I die, this character is gone, yeah
now I'll keep all my money and everything all the weapons and stuff I've
than sure, but yeah, this character is done.
So how much are you absolute, how much are you losing?
I made them zombies, yeah.
Yeah, this might take a minute.
Can I have something in short?
Uhm...
Let's see if I lose it in the abyss.
that's all habit is a good luck
only reason I asked if I feel like the sword is more effective for killing the zombies
but I feel like I'd prefer to use the sword but
Yeah, the Baron might end up being here, right?
Who knows.
I don't think I killed them, though, actually.
you didn't read your insurance policy before signing it
is it by my mother fucking hand asshole
asshole yeah these are these are the people you killed they become these zombies down here
It's been so long trying to kill that guy that other guys are showing up here.
I keep moving.
Ah, Maxwell, I'll take it with a sum.
Nice plus one.
I'm almost a game sent all 63 at one suddenly.
Hahahaha
Aaaaaa fuck off, thank you for the sub!
Here's your net, thank you fuck off.
Okay. We're not sure if they despawned
like does it count as you have in kildman land they're like, like what actually means they're dead?
It's like I'm not just guy down, right, but like I think he's only dead when he evaporates like those
on a yeah yeah I think that might be it
I love my hat thank you
one how long I'm gonna keep going. It's over today. Car train. Thanks for the sub. Appreciate it. Thank you very much, car.
All right, Mr. Sub.
I'm like actually gonna be here for like an hour killing this does.
How many do I have to kill this time? 63.
I really want to keep this weapon, but I feel like the sword is just faster.
I don't know. I hope we don't lose it.
Yeah, the sword is like legitimately way faster.
the
the dying way faster
you
the
way that three two arms and a leg and he's still alive dude fucking amen
ish
25 more to go
off like I got the head of
uh... sudden hack thank you for the sub thank you very much
I'm pretty nasty with this.
Pretty nasty with this sword, man.
as an assort thank you
the pop the right and half mail it up
is really access worth the buy I mean if you're on the fence usually when I tell people
I want early access is just late because the game's only going to get better the game's got a lot of performance issues for people like you may as well just
I'm very excited for Neo3
three.
If they get it, I need some times they start biting your hand.
That's fucking annoying.
Yeah, yeah.
the
all
all lips
but yeah, it was a wild dude
yeah, this is the sword of a thousand dicks
I'm not sure if I can hit it.
to say, maybe this army's could die in like a little sooner
maybe they could die a little sooner
I'm kept reeling so much I have to alternate with Kekul so I don't spend thanks for the combo.
I'm leaving.
Ah, beat Nick! Thank you for the sub.
3G, thank you for the 63 months. I got a lot more people to kill bro.
I'm going to be doing this all the 1,000 clicks.
and cast thank you for the sun thank you for the 13 months really appreciate that
Yeah, the armored zombies are really annoying.
I
was
a
school's the moment I died very quickly to something
of
I got his head that time.
Oh
I don't know how to kill this thing.
Hahaha.
Is there a fucking room, though?
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, wow it almost really kind of like lost a friend there that took
So long bro. Oh shit.
Last time the new season I got the last time I did it really I don't remember
and
got lucky and cut as head off, I guess
of
all I had to kill sixty three zombies
You think 23 left?
Have you actually been counting the whole time zombie hoarding coming?
Oh, so get in behind me.
,
I think I tried to take off his helmet and I couldn't, and I was like, alright, I think I'm up.
Hey, here we go.
Alright.
Ooh!
Sixty three fucking zombies dead.
Alright, let's see, do we have, okay, I still also have my weapon.
and gg that was a lot of motherfuckin zombies bro a lot of damn zombies
Oh, I had four kings in there, but you were one. Yeah, you were close to the count. You were close.
Rich money think I thought I was down there forever. Rich money thinks so much. Appreciate it man.
Yard of retribution. So we're still trying to get to the next rank here.
I
Okay, this weapon is dumb sometimes. Okay, why am I damaged?
Okay, I think my arm is fucked
I don't know what happened. I'm injured. Yeah, I think it might have been the weapon, my weapon somehow, like sometimes weird shit happens dude, somehow weird shit happens in this game.
No, no the game tells you you can heal or not.
and
Something weird happened.
the
edge.
You think today is a bolder kind of day?
They're gonna have some leftovers.
I
of
the
there we go
basically the progress for all decked out yeah we're in this year now
so maybe soon we get to uh... get to see what you do the rank up here
tall champion
oh yes you get to do i feel people just by like walking into them with the shield
I am currently in the one part of the rest of the line of that is not getting snow.
I am.
Here let's go ahead let's go rest.
As it was you have to say.
One vengeful spirit hongers for your soul, now I'm good. Rest.
Lord, okay, so it is the same, actually. It's the same Lord Torny. Here, we'll go do it again.
Let's go see what we get this time. I'm going to hire Waltharius.
and
a higher earns
and let's go do the lower story let's see if something is different this time
no, I don't think you had to send them,
of
all of my
more
like anime walk away on my own
NAMI!
the
ice
you hold their weapon to their neck and it's in the eye like you have been spent a lot of fun yeah very fun
of
But the brungus has gone.
Are you on my team?
I'm a pro in this game already
Honestly the beginning is a little frustrating in the game because it's so easy to die
like incredibly easy and everything is that you have nothing and it's just very, very
easy to die very quickly it's still easy to die later on the beginning feels almost like ludicrous
for sure. Okay there he is. And there he goes. Wow he folded immediately.
Well, he was a lot harder in the demo.
Kill him and take his armor.
I tried pulling his clothes off of it doesn't work.
I tried it before it doesn't work.
All right, GG.
A lot.
Okay, so look like if I just keep doing it, you just get more and more.
And then it resets you back here. So I think what's happened, Jed, as I think we've reached the end of stuff
There is to do with the early access. We got we have a second barren square us. I have multiple of these things now
So I can keep playing as much as I want but I think that's it guys. I think that's it
Yeah, we already had the the barren square us here thing. Yeah, this one we already have of these
Oh, actually is that oh no, no, that wasn't purest. That was another that was his pants actually
Oh, so then I guess I could keep fighting him to get the rest of his armor. I guess I guess I could do that
Took his pay. I did take his pants this time. So if you want to if you want to get the rest of the barren stuff
You got to like keep doing that I guess so
Now you can proceed that wouldn't mind starting over again. I don't mind doing it
Get the full armor and then you're done. Oh, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I really like this game
I don't know if I want to do the full, I don't know if I want to go through all the fights again, though.
Yeah, we're, uh, I think we pretty much reach the end of what there is to do. So, uh, we got to, like, pretty much maximum rank, I think.
And that we've been doing that over and over and over, we had we made weapons. I gotta say, like, another big leap forward, uh, for half-sword.
Had a lot of fun with this game. I love the progression. I love the sense of like, you know, I love. I hope you can go to the
Abyss and no souls. Yeah, that's true. Um, you know, I obviously hope to see more updates. I'm excited for the full version super fun.
Like had a great time with it. I hope I hope they make so like one thing. I love the weapon. I love the weapon editing.
I love messing with this really really fun. I hope they make it even crazier
like
Dude like if I can make like a giant fucking clown hammer or like like give us give the players everything
Let us make like cloud buster sword like let us do it all like I feel like it's very modest how it is right now
Let us like lean into it. Let us make like anything we want honestly
So, you ever see the spike shirt?
Yeah, yeah, I think I've gotten like every weapon.
But I love the crafting of the weapon.
I love it, you can test it.
Also, whenever you make changes
and you get a test it,
it doesn't keep your changes,
which is a little bit annoying.
I think the mercenaries are everything
are really cool.
I wonder if you can,
if you could manage them,
like, I'm almost thinking like battle brother style,
like you can give them armor to and like you can level them up and give them stuff so they come in with you
like that would be kind of cool if you could do that and then if they die then you know right right
you can you can bring them the whole time if you want to and if you the more expensive guys I also
feel like if you did that yeah it'd be cool like if you could like level them up with you
I think if you did that, I think that the starving peasants could be like five or six
gold, but if you want a guy that's got like fall armor, like he's got a cost like 700 gold,
like he had this is too cheap, 70 gold, 80 gold for these guys, like way too cheap.
I love to see more arenas, more kinds of fights.
Obviously the performance was an issue everywhere, but I feel like there's so many things
they could do. I think that that's planned, right? In fact, I think there were some that
they showed in the preview, like narrow passage and that sort of thing. I love to see more
of that. I knew cannons, dragons, bows, all of it. I do feel like a really, really positive
on the game, really enjoyed it. I think if you're on the fence, I'd say, wait, obviously.
Yeah, you can hire them, kill them, and they're right, right. I think if you're, if you're not sure,
you can always wait but I had a ton of fun with half-sword and I've continued to have a lot
of fun with half-sword yeah really really good time. There's also the frame of more options
in the frame mode would be nice too for like how many for how much you could do but otherwise
you know lots of fun lots lots fun. The gesture needs this day I would not wait in this game
is worth at least 30 bucks. Well, I think some people are... I think... oh yeah. I think if people
don't want to spend a lot of money in a game, they don't know how it's gonna turn out.
Some people have been bitten back by early access before. So I understand. So if you were on the
fence, I'd say just go ahead and wait, but yeah, lots, lots of fun, lots of fun. Really enjoyed it.
We'll say, GG on half-sword, this felt like the the easiest version of it so far.
Like, but beginning was brutal, but once you get a little bit going, man, once you're
broken, like, I was really flying through some people for sure.
I, I really really fun.
How about some keeping them coming to you now?
Ah, all right, I think Chad, we are going to swap games here.
I'm going to play something completely different.
You guys said.
I'll play.
I'll see you first.
I'm jumping into a game chat that I promised to play.
play. We are going to be playing.
He are going to be playing a game called
Talos Principle 2. I played Talos Principle 1 into a huge parking area.
I didn't love Talos Principle 1.
I might have even disliked it.
But then I played the witness and then I was like,
actually not so bad not so bad so I'm replaying talos principle 2 today check it out
um you turn up the brightness a bit so I protest I am not a merry man
my child uh September thank you very much for the 92 months really yeah this is uh talos
That's principle two was, let's see where it's.
Nope, that's not it.
Somewhere.
I don't know what ever happened with the cards.
Oh, you know what, maybe they're here?
Ah, here we go.
Yes, this is one of the cards.
It is actually the final remaining bad card.
After this, there are no more bad cards, chat.
We finished up with that bandio to you the other day and now we just have talismans will
too.
So making significant moves here.
So yeah, whatever I just said I know, I know it's been a long, a long journey.
or a gentleman though, I'm gonna get up,
stress my legs, use the bathroom,
I'll be right back, here it be, yes.
You
This one's for chat. You guys are awesome.
Alright. Oh man. Oh guys, I gotta tell you.
is so much like perfect snow outside that I'm gonna,
let me show you a little while,
because my girls are napping, but I get a little bit later,
I'm gonna cut stream and take them outside.
It's just too perfect.
It's not like cold ice.
It's just too nice, so.
I think the girls outside in a little while.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna cut stream a bit
and those girls butt for now.
They're napping right now.
probably and now come back later. Well let's go play some palace pensable too. Never I have played
palace pensable one I've never played or seen palace pensable too. Let's see. Oh, let's see.
Oh, so there's like different endings or different difficulty here's on me. Okay. Thank you
You saw it?
New day.
Sure.
Ah, so there are all of those are DLC.
Oh, thank gosh.
I guess it's way the smoke's done.
Let's see what we got.
Prepare for yapping.
Ah, what are you gonna worry in the beginning of the first game?
We like robots sent you and robots created by God or something.
It's all right, bud.
Yeah, you're a little bud.
Huh?
The whole truck.
Chad, dad!
You are risen from the dust,
and you walk in my garden.
No, I don't!
Here, now, my voice.
I know that I am your friend,
and I am cool Elohim.
You know, my real dead.
I was suppressing left and left, left and right, because I was punching like an half-sword.
Not, not exactly like half-sword.
and
a
yet this is a lot like
the first game of one of the areas in the first game of the same rate
I did play and I did finish tell us principle on yes
jammer oh yeah for jamming yeah and I hope you like jamming too
uh okay hang on
I can move this, uh, is there a reason to do this?
Oh, okay, it's uh, it's been a while.
So that jams that, and then I can't take the jamer from the other side, okay.
So, it's a little loud for you guys.
I do like a little loud.
And we got to say slightly about it jams it a little, okay, I'm going to turn it down a little
bit.
to take it down to 75% Tars, you know, it's the perfect volume, here's a little out for me or something.
Oh, I thought I had to, oh, I see, okay hang on. So this is, these are different colors.
Okay, that's it. Yeah, another one.
Take X a heat run.
Is the X a heat run the very smart way of saying cube or box. You can't just call it a box, right?
First forget I'm called by amco one.
Yeah, so I'm a favorite shape is the hexahedron.
You mean a box?
This land is but a dream. You will stay here only for a little while.
I don't make promises you will awaken in a new world, but first you must undertake the triumphs of a new
Shia Shijie. They will help me prepare you else L take strainer.
Okay, so we have these.
I'm gonna use, and then we've got a used arranger.
This is our car's more sigils, okay?
Out of all the bad cars, I was like, you know what?
Like this car might be kinda good.
This might be fun.
We'll see, I've been wronged before.
What is this shit?
You don't be afraid of these dream figures
and their messages.
They are merely asking.
This fucking if it's fucking Rick rolls me on quoting the game straight up
Take a look at this. If this fucking Rick rolls me. I swear to God. I'm quoting the game
Okay, maybe it doesn't robot graffiti. Okay, maybe there actually is no
Where else ranges to
You know the rules and so do I
You know, commitments, what?
Thank you, no.
It should be legit that all the text is correct.
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
it's like we uh need a box here oh no that looks like that looks
It's made more.
They're really not.
I've worked made more.
Okay?
Aha.
Aha!
The shortest you are collecting are not mere toilets.
There are symbols of the process by which our people were created.
Fencing.
Possible master he's doing.
We have cubes.
and you put it to you, why don't you
all you can't like Minecraft it like jump off and put the
You're gonna need to hear that.
Is that your gun?
Ah, okay.
Got it here.
Um...
and
a
can only say as the most fart sniffy game you've played
who have to have a little freedom play
ah
and
last
was two things is profound and I really did it's like it's one of those things that like really thinks is profound but it isn't
at least in my opinion, it really really wants to be
of
it aspires to it
uh, I guess we can rotate
and
I'm a lower my a sensitivity a little bit controlled
mouse moving
keyboard and mouse key bindings
Okay, is there mouth like the mouse is very sensitive here can I like change it?
Oh, was it there? I didn't see it
the
mode, other look up turn right, I thought, oh, here we go.
Do we want it to be less sensitive?
It's a good, okay, try that.
Okay, it should be like a little less jerky, it was very jerky.
game is used tank controls and tellers, color blind and actually blind, can I
out about F of you, a motion blur, a little higher F of B, it'll be just a little bit better.
Oh, mega blind.
Ah, see, we're almost to get right now.
I'll live with the colorblindness, because otherwise it'll be like,
a one-core's weird.
I can live with that one.
Windy day.
and
OK
but we obviously need a fan there is take this down
We
And
Very good
CHAP, God
I never get when you try to keep my car blind in turn on my earl
It was nothing to do
I remember the pyramid Egyptian area being kind of an asshole and tell us what I remember
I was there for like a while.
Ow.
I can't have kids anymore.
Isn't that for iron future armor he is like oh my sperm and they headed they hit him with the laser again
He's like huh didn't hurt that time
Switch
Yeah
Yeah, did we do
When is my half sword going to become a full sword?
But there was like a glitch right there in the wall. So is this are we like essentially going through some kind of program here?
This isn't as you said. This isn't a real place, right?
one of all linden was beauty at which she's much of a guy's eye can
young ecologist thank you for the 56 months are really appreciate them
is
the
zombology of the son
is a
for a million or so far, even though I have, I'm only playing Talisman so once it was a long time, you know, with just a pretty feeling relatively familiar.
After I just got patched, I just packed out all the strats I used to fucking take kick ass and what best.
I would assume I was the half-sword devs that'd be working really hard on performance stuff.
Because that seems to be people's chief complaints.
What?
Keke Neshe, Wopeneshe.
Hmm.
Am I- Am I making this thing something I can do here?
to
two
I
I do how did I do that
Oh
Wait a minute so you
Oh I see
Okay, so I don't remember that being in the first game
Maybe I don't remember the first game for real, but in the first game
Don't you just point it in the direction and that's it
So now you have to like, okay, it's been a while, maybe I just don't remember
Okay, it's just been a while
I thought it was just in the first game he just pointed direction, but it did
it's been so long, like, you know.
Then I could do that, but I'm not sure what that gets me.
Let's keep going.
It's been a while, yeah.
I didn't play Talisman to one or a long time.
I'm not going to be training for too long today because I'm going to stop and go outside with my gross because we have like
perfect snow outside and it doesn't happen that often obviously so I'm going to stop training and I'm going to come back later
though.
to be back
to that can't jam this
one
okay
of it.
What makes no part of the job to shovel?
Ice is not particularly fun.
It's very cold and hard and stomach.
Powdery snow that you can like make snowballs, make a snowman.
Very fun.
I protest, I am not a merry-man!
But I'm not a lot.
Oh, that's what missing the pieces I need for those apparently.
But I do have the pieces for this.
Ahhhh, mystery. Thank you for the tier two.
Appreciate that. Thank you very much. You mystery.
Alright, so this could be wrong.
I am proud of all my children.
Even the dumb ones?
ruins they have built a new Jerusalem.
I bear your brothers and sisters await you to celebrate your birth.
So this laser beam goes through there
and connecter, how these multiple connectors here, ah, okay, so we put this here, I'm proud of you, thank you.
I guess I can also hit a key connection.
All righty.
Oops.
Easy Bayesian.
What's up, Akiva?
How are you?
no I haven't played the ground to two update I'm I'm in a way for
for four release on that one and I whatever four release happens I'll start
all the way
oh
I wonder if you could use that from the other puzzle I'm actually curious
Did you connect that video here?
Oh, you could.
I think.
Now, okay, the fan stops, never mind.
I was kind of curious.
Ha ha.
Grab the T4, Lee's.
Elephants, remember, intelligence loans,
as far as I forgot.
Yeah, this came out like, what was it last year?
here before
Okay, so also gonna roll is to also connect that one
can
its busy
three years ago
that was all so it was longer and I thought it was okay got you
it's less frustrating than the witnessed
i think one of my complaints with talis principal too is that like
the whitt the
Poles you learn what and the writing of portal really helps
It's like the lubricant for the whole thing to keep moving and makes an entertaining throughout and
the puzzles frequently have the aha feels good like
Solving I don't know if the talent talent talent's been full one just felt like doing a lot of things that
Didn't really make much of a difference it also takes itself way more seriously
But
To me it's like I feel like an electrician. I don't feel like what the game is describing to me and the game you're like
Aren't you like the savior of the human race or whatever, but like honestly I just feel like an electrician
So this is
Can the red lasers? I don't think they can intersect all right. Yeah, I'll get this doctor to each other. That's it. That means
Hang on
and
there's something else here
and there's this one here
and
the game looks cheaply managed in this case
You're headache has gone, what is that you're, I mean you get rid of your headache, it's always like, uh, how do you forex feeling, those very good.
How did you finish out, Hasser? Yeah, I got to the top rank, yeah, there's no, there's nothing else for me to do in the game.
I'm gonna keep playing, but I'm not even wrong. I like investigating people, but yeah, there's really nothing else we need to do on it.
I'm at the top rank. I got golden armor from killing the Baron. I have like 7,000 coins.
You name it.
Marba just had to take back and smoke up once. I, you know, I went to the money I can respect that.
a shadow thank you for the 70 months really appreciate that that you shadow
will have insane ideas on what it takes to make a game
uh... we discussed how medicine marijuana has changed the way people
heal
i don't know if there is discuss i think that there is
hard scientific data from doctors that shows that it helps and it's like a very old
the boomer thing that life medicinal marijuana is bad. I mean that that mindset is very much
going out. I didn't really know what there was much else that's guess.
Yeah, yeah.
and
there is a still there are still
still people who are still fight about it and still think marijuana's the devil is for the thing
it can cause psychosis
all kinds of
Okay, like methanphetamines and like all kinds of drugs are like really dangerous, right?
But they still have medicinal uses.
Like, even if you're, even if you're, we're not even talking about recreational.
We're talking about helping people who like are in pain and suffering.
Like, and it can help them.
We want to, I'm actually four medicinal marijuana is what are recreational marijuana as well.
The list is ignoring that.
Like, surely you're not against medical marijuana.
Oh, not, right?
Sir, I protest, I am not a merry man!
Oh, seven salute to the king.
Uh, X-Wraith, thank you for the 46 months.
Really appreciate that big X-Wraith.
the
year like LSD right and who who am I that's nothing
who might have this real doctors and medical officials do like no excuse me I know better
marijuana man like I would I would I'm going to take the word for it on that
and
really don't use Facebook
as a bomb
are you four or against hemorrhids?
against hemorrhids?
I know exactly what this wants me to do.
Huh? Got it.
dangers and mysteries, silence and wonders. Things that I and my garden could never
have imagined. In that world we will have to be careful and small and curious. But above
all else you will have to be human.
right on a fresh out of those things, God. What if I am in curious, reckless, in curious and impatient?
uh... you got a second of all yes we have a crazy amount of snow here
right now and i'm actually going to i'm actually in a cut screen
i'm not going to be sharing for too much longer because i'm going to go outside with
my girls uh... we're going to play the snow
i'm alive
and teach you uh... and i'm glad to see also enthusiastic about existence
but I suspect it also more than a little confused.
33!
That's pretty interesting!
You see, we all start out without a full knowledge of our own.
Oh, there you go!
So, that's a fun talk to the world!
Play this song, I can really use some pointers.
Of course, you want the short version or the long version.
Ah, long version.
So, a long time ago, our ancestors dominated this planet.
We call ourselves humans like they did, but they were organic.
They built an advanced technological civilization.
But unfortunately, their impact on the Ecosphere caused changes in the climate and an extremely
contagious virus was released from the Burma Frost.
Sounds woke to me, but they haven't had some medicine.
And something our historians still debate.
Why do they invest so many resources into making war
and so few into useful research?
But no matter the reason, in the end, they're simply ran out of time.
So how are we here?
A team of science called Alexander Drennan,
began a project that was intended to create, well, us, but knowing that there wasn't enough time,
Drenan initiated a process, a series of iterations inside a simulation,
that would lead to the emergence of true artificial intelligence.
And it worked.
It did.
Long after our ancestors died out, the first new human was born.
We call her the founder, all of the name she took was Athena.
She then created more of us, using the tools left behind by Drennan's team.
They've got the Iron Man trust.
They start embelling the city of New Jerusalem.
You're on the trade ball, though, I can tell she's back then.
Do you have the time? Have some milk on standby?
What about me?
And that's you. Your number one-thousand.
Thank you, I think that covers the business.
You're welcome. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask them.
When you're done, head outside. They're waiting for you. Your birth is quite the event.
Ah, my immortal.
You weren't aged like our ancestors did, but of course there is always somewhere in tear.
You should probably schedule a checkup every decade or so.
Oh, and be a bit careful with water.
You weren't dying if it rains or anything, but we're running low on installation material.
I wouldn't go swimming if I were you.
Okay? How about yourself?
me. Well, as you can tell by my number, I'm quite old. I wasn't one of the first companions,
but I didn't know a scene of passing me. She and Cornelius taught me a lot, although I suppose
I-
Completely abstriefments here and there since those days, we didn't have a lot to work with in the beginning.
Where is Dr. Zase? I, let me go, uh, pay out the bet here, too. And I want to even know,
One bar winner answer was yes, I did win. I did win that but let me be more new humans after me
No, I just want to pass the bat while I was sitting above the goal as most people understand it was fulfilled the moment you were born
Now new Jerusalem is complete and we can live in balance without damaging the world like our ancestors did
That's the author, Doctor, you are supposed, but there are many who disagree.
You'll have to figure out where you stand for yourself.
What happened to the farmer?
No one really knows.
At first, she was closely involved with everything that happened in the city,
but gradually, she became more distant.
And one day, she said, Plevanished, that was centuries ago.
Who is you or him?
He was the caretaker of the simulation that created the founder.
When the simulation was completed, he became part of all of us.
You will hear him whenever you enter sleep mode.
Nothing to worry about, really.
I'm not going to lie on the next lesson of this,
I'm not going to act like me with everything you've ever said in chat.
It's all good.
We do let your job is absolutely obsolete.
I... I haven't really thought about it.
This is all I've done for the last few centuries, and I like doing it.
I guess for now I'll just take a break, and we'll see what happens.
I'm really going.
Oh, one more thing.
Like all citizens of New Jerusalem, you have access to the interface, which you can use to read the news,
chat to your fellow citizens and so on.
It's a crucial tool, and modular tool, you can easily add new functions.
Just don't subscribe to too many newsletters at once.
Hmm, okay, KDA interface.
Two new other respect for Goddess of the Number,
Dante DeFont is named in vain,
the strength of the goal, the R-Frog people's discussion is now banned
and I think Threads will be archived if you have any issues,
please ping the moderators.
of
a lady possent thank you for twenty six months really appreciate that the
is so food discussion is now banned on discord
Oh, that's what I'm trying.
I'm not trying to get you back to me.
I'm trying to get you back to me.
This should be interesting.
Zazaldia, over there you were the fine-dude sons.
Of ruins, our ancestors in their hubris undermined the natural foundations on which their world had been built.
How are one of the first in having cutscenes?
I think some of them are the opportunities.
She set the great goal we have been striving towards.
1,000 new humans.
And today we have no doubt what's that.
People of New Jerusalem.
I am Prometheus and I will reveal that which was him.
The flame has a welcome and summons you
Who is brave enough to answer it's call we await you upon hour. Oh, we just aren't
You will not change me again
Okay, yeah, we'll be literally just starting the game
The hero of some hypocrisy in the first game that they didn't do anything to take away from the puzzle
and honestly decided to mix things up all of them.
And I told him there's something up with those structures.
The mayor's just being cautious.
This isn't caution, it's stagnation.
two dangerous expansion, two dangerous,
we barely even scavenged anymore.
You call its stagnation, I call it balance.
And I call you when it is.
Here's a thought.
Try to be a little more diplomatic when you talk to the mayor.
See what I'm working with here, 1k?
I'm going to need a flesh pair of eyes on this expedition.
Someone who hasn't spent several centuries
hearing about the goal and the founder and all that nonsense.
Did I just solve this puzzle with my mind?
In adventure.
Meet us at the conference room.
Focus on focus on one cave.
You know what that means? Yeah, trouble.
I'm just around like 45 minutes long I feel like the robots call themselves humans, even though they are obviously not.
I
Okay, what's broken now
Oh, attend the briefing
You now you have to solve the greatest possible of all society. I think this is a bit of both of my favorite
Alright, messing up. I know you're all having fun down there, but the grid is overloaded
again, so maybe you could switch off your personal consoles or your lawnmowers or whatever
the hell you've all decided to switch on all at once. I might not be around to babysit
you for a while and you don't want stuff breaking while Pelagrinos in charge do you.
that's it. That's it. Don't worry, one K. I see you there.
Oh, it's ship. It's locked.
Bloods all over.
It's a Kojima slot.
I don't even know the city.
Bro, I didn't even shit on this yet.
I have not even begun this yet.
I'm a good crab.
Hey, hold on there.
You're the new Bianchia.
Number 1,000.
I figured the jam would go dry before we reach the goal.
I may.
I have a question.
How does it feel you to be born with a randomized psyche into a society of autonomous
thinking machines, which so much resemble their long extinct ancestors, they decide that
it's best that you're the last one ever made?
I don't believe in the feelings I'm just a machine.
Do you want to get on the non-cooperative path with me?
Because that's how you get on the non-cooperative path.
It's not fun.
You're right, it's not fun because I can't have fun because I don't have feelings.
It's kind of frowned on to say that sort of thing around here, but the truth is,
I'll think exactly the same, but let's you and I keep that between us.
Alright, now listen, this meeting is a strange thing.
I would get a little bit of strong accent, there's no reason to do that.
I do give me a close, a boat and a motorcycle.
The UZ9 millimeter.
I'm curious me these people.
I'm looking for the icon.
I was told that she's here for the CFP.
To the bottom.
What a P.S.
Welcome, do please join us at the table.
I would like to preface this meeting by saying,
I told you something would happen sooner or later, and you didn't listen to me.
And here we are.
If we could focus on the issue at hand,
The issue at hand is not this one thing but this entire attitude that's taken hold.
The world doesn't cease to exist when you stick your head in the sand, Herman.
Or under a dome and say, well, let's not get side tracked.
We're here to solve this puzzle not to discuss philosophy.
Ah, keep listening.
I was right. Let's move past this for now and deal with this transmission.
Yeah, quote, please start the briefing.
All right, here we go. Nice to meet by the way, one kick.
We first became aware of the site designated TTP2 during the scouting expedition about six months ago.
It's a large island with a remarkably varied geography, and it looks like there are several artificial structures.
Or the robots like these were actually just
I'm a bit more react today compared to like 30 years ago, right?
I couldn't really make sense of them
I wanted to go and have a closer look
But the decision was made that it was too far and non-relevant to the goal
Now it looks like whatever's on that island has reached out to us instead in the form of that projection
We've been interested in the island, but the island is definitely interested in us
you can re-cast mandible to your john natrix i'm not a huge fan of commando i think i've seen it like once or twice not not a huge fan of the movie like it's it's fun she's but
if you like the through line for a lot of all sorts of action movies is like it has the illusion of being good right so like they're all kind of they're all kind of bad but like
I like the kind of good in their own way, like running man is a cheesy action movie,
but it has that little bit of like, it has that little bit of commentary,
that little bit of depth to it that makes a little bit better.
Same with Predator and all the others, and I don't think I don't think
Amanda's particularly memorable at all. It's a... It's all a recall might be my favorite
armor movie actually. I'm my favorite. I'm like a mystery worth investigating.
I don't share your enthusiasm for the unexpected that the diamond has been requesting an expedition
for some time now. It's a dozen game shows. It's amazing what he was also from what's
making deals. My number was, let's make a deal.
then it's settled the expedition.
Call the barbarians good, and I will fight you.
Fuck you.
You will be in charge.
How will be your second incommand to ensure a balanced approach?
I'll family fear those worlds.
And you're good as you request it.
And if one K would be a barbarian's fantastic,
destroyer is whatever, but barbarian's fantastic.
Sorry, not interested.
We beat the game! Let's go! Wow! Short game! You know what? This car was not so bad of all!
You know, it's a real shame one kid didn't come along. Can we have loved this?
I'm you're actually.
I have the achievement for different.
I'm telling you.
World blackness within reach.
I'll do it at 10 the meeting again.
Welcome.
Do, please, join us, said that I would like to fight, and here we are.
I'll...
I'm in.
Excellent.
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Come here to stand on the landing.
I was not even here, we have a lot of snow.
A lot of power is snow.
consider exploring the city first. It is your home after all. That's a good idea.
Pamela, look around. See what you make of the place.
Do you know why in the exhibition explore a new Jerusalem optional?
Okay. Yeah, a lot of thick powdery snow here. I think it's going to be snowing all day.
the
you
uh, I don't know honestly I think next year we're going to have to get some weed as very rare we haven't got snow like this for like
shhh I don't know
other like seven or eight years minimum
what's the verdict
are we going
opportunity we can't patch up.
I guess Byron was pretty convincing, huh?
Well, we'll see.
I just wonder how much of the city is going to fall apart while I'm gone.
Actually, we haven't been formally introduced.
I'm Melville.
New Jerusalem's only decent engineer.
Save you from the elevator.
That's me. We will call me one K.
I'll let you know what I mean. I'll let you know what the new world says.
Ah, are you got a funny one over here? You think you're joking?
But just wait until the one of your hinges start squeaking.
Anyway, you ready to go?
Yes.
And bark on the expedition.
Hey, I'm playing one of the good cards.
It's actually this might be good. I don't know. Right now we're still like
picking around and not doing too much.
Thank you for coming along, everyone.
We have a chance to make a real difference here.
It's not just about what we find on that island.
It's about who we want to be, as a people, as a civilization.
To remind ourselves that we used to be wondrous,
it's glorious, we used to yearn for distant shores and dream of building new cities.
Let's see if we can rekindle that flame a little.
All right, this is going to be a long journey.
So I would like to ask you to switch to sleep mode to conserve power until we arrive at the island.
Way ahead of you.
Night and night.
You have chosen the dangerous path,
but path that will demand sacrifice.
That that to my child is how the future is built.
This is how the forest is, don't you?
There are two heroes of people, say goodbye to Elohim.
And say hello to the mysterious item.
Step is report, please?
So, you'll have a subgenre weird, like AI, that's a part of all of the robots.
We're going to the center of the island now.
This should be, we're about to call themselves humans.
Random a logic, thank you for the 33 months.
Oh, appreciate it.
Should be coming into view just about, whoa.
It's late.
You should be.
Now, these are the bottom mega structure.
If I had a spine, it'd be shivering.
Ha!
I knew this would be exciting.
You're good.
Find a place to set down.
Any chance this thing could crash, and I'll be the only survivor.
And I hate my companions.
It really is incredible.
Alright.
A bad pro shop.
I remember turning on Streaming.
Everyone?
I've never mentioned that I hate flying.
If all creatures are intended as to fly, that have given us jet marks.
And... touch down.
All right, everybody, I'm sure you're all just as excited as I am, but let's at least
have some semblance of order.
Uh, Yakut.
I want a map of the island, and a molecular analysis of, well, everything.
Run away from there!
Only what the giant pyramid does.
The rest of us will start exploring.
Shouldn't the expedition leaders dare the veto?
Why do you hate fun now?
I don't hate fun, I'm just mildly suspicious of it, excellent, that we can all go.
I hope we lose the companions soon.
If they're going to be talking every time this way.
Part of some kind of transport system.
No power, though.
I'm not making any promises, but I'm not be able to fix the transport system.
Hello?
Uh...
There they go, who's gonna speed you spoon feed you?
The Sundergun structure seems to be part of some kind of transport system.
No power, though.
I'm not making any promises, but I might be able to fix the transport system.
However, I don't like just randomly poking your things,
and that's how you get electrocuted.
So please check this around in structures to see if you can find anything that might help me make sense of this stuff.
It's dramatic.
Right?
Brins.
Oh, man.
The labids!
Peggybrother 73 miles?
I hope all these well-friend.
and
You're web it, is your man?
Golden gates.
I wonder what's behind those.
Ah, is that nice?
Something special, right?
You know what will be special?
an explanation. Is that not the symbol for Athena? So is Athena a also a robot through
his eloquent other AI or I wonder if I'm missing some context from the first game here as well.
Athena is the first robot.
Yeah, down it, thank you.
There's a zero condition the first came out. I don't really don't remember very much from the first end.
This seems different from the other structures, older.
are we the question are we the same robot from the first game or in the first game
are we playing as where we a female in the first game or something I don't know
also no and then also no okay oh you are a female in the first game so then
And that was, he low him, like, revving up the first robot slash human.
Looks like they were running some sort of experiment here.
Interesting.
Gotcha.
Connecting.
Okay?
stuff
for getting more hats for the day i finished half-sort i don't have anything else to do in it
and to do that half-sort
see what we've got here
and while we're using new drugs to learn more about...
...some parts aren't loading correctly.
And it crashed.
Hold up.
Here we go.
Okay.
You know what?
I'll act together a solution to the transport system.
Wow.
Time to the station.
It's not like it has sort of, I mean it's early access, um, you like there are some things I would like them to do, for sure.
I feel like the walking physics, it's like a little too wobbly, a little too slippery, like a very easy to fall down in the game.
I think it's funny when zany things happen but it's not particularly entertaining when your character falls down and you can't get up.
Or like you swing your weapon right and then you're like your weapon is like this and then you can't move right like that kind of stuff is annoying so I think there's some kinks to work out of that.
Um, I think there is massive potential with the crafting system and game modes and challenges
and I'd love to see them expand it.
Um, I'd love to see what I'll say come up with for sure.
Um,
has it is right now if that's where the game would end, like I don't know if the vanilla game's gonna end where I did it.
It's that's where it ends and that's pretty short, but I feel like they're gonna add in a lot more.
So, you know, we'll say,
to
this is a janky but not too much right right like I think I think if you play has showed
your fire with like a little bit of a jank but I think has for us just a little bit too much
sometimes
sometimes it's just a little too janky
pvp would be cool that would be cool
What's up, happy hasn't?
Enter, Captain.
I'm connecting the transport system to our interface.
A true remote remote would be cool. The angry, it'd be cool.
Uh, locked door, thank you for the 47-months, really, appreciate that.
There's obviously so many things that can do with half-surance, so what does it say?
Uh, I think you liked our 47 months for him, I appreciate that, dude.
Um, I guess one thing I kind of missed from the earlier versions were like bosses.
Like here is one guy and he is, he is fucking Billy Badass and good luck overcoming this guy.
I kind of missed that from the earlier versions a little bit.
Um, so I think they could maybe read something like that like actual boss fights.
Yeah, it's, it's still, it's really fun, it's really, I really like half sort obviously.
the
one of the
all you know this reminds me of a
We'll catch up with you soon one, okay.
You need to boss. There's a lot that you can do with it.
Another cool idea.
Imagine you're on a castle wall, right?
And you're there.
And then they start putting ladders down.
And they start the NPCs are climbing the ladder
to come like, take over your spot. So you have to like defend and keep them away.
Maybe you could like, maybe you could like throw rocks at them or like push them off the top
or like anything, right? Like that would be cool. I think they said they wanted to add animals.
I think Shows thing would be incredible. I would love Shows thing. I'd be sick.
mountain combat and siege movie can go there so much they could do that so
yeah just think we'll be safe
and
its animals of this
so we reach the puzzles let me guess is it gonna be the literal exact same puzzle as the first game now
RGB shift the hazard.
Why would that be a puzzle?
Let's so fit, you find out.
One kick, go ahead.
Oh, yeah.
You're turning nightmare just like this.
That device was not in the simulation.
Um...
So... let's see how I'm doing.
So this one's blue, right? Wait, not blue? Okay, so colors are going to be a real problem, huh?
It'd be a real problem for me, isn't it?
to
all
one to get just
the blue open right
I can't turn on Column 1 mode on, how did?
Ah, wait, what does this do?
You have no tokens, you're not allowed in your quest for the light, find one of my sparks, no a free, the fire hidden in the library.
Eh?
Looks like Prometheus has given us a way to circumvent some of these puzzles.
So each puzzle has a...
...backdoor.
I guess the mythological Prometheus was kind of a trickster, so that tracks.
some of them used here
let's say
so that doesn't work as it's taken butter so
So, for some reason, that's not considered a red guy.
And why is that not red?
So that works, so like what's the deal here?
So I think that that's the latest episode.
So it has to be way to open this up that I don't quite understand just yet, uh, let's see.
Okay, hang on. So this is color mixing.
and that's why this game is going to be impossible for me.
All right.
Got it.
You're stupid. Yeah, I mean it's not apple karma. She doesn't mix the beans and then that gets you something really
I did this game does have a cold one move, but I'm not gonna turn on
So
Um, it's headed for the lake.
Does that mean, okay, that means we're done here, I guess? Okay.
I think the clouds have been absorbed by some sort of device.
I really don't like our companions.
Yeah, yeah, I'll add it to the pile of weird stuff.
I really don't like that.
and
the barb suffers we all suffer as they're getting you ever like
I don't like not even just a more
I'm okay. I'll tell you about this.
Oh my god.
I know there.
All right, done.
I am.
It's a little wrong, once I hear here, here.
Now we need red, so that means we need this, and this, there, there we go.
of the mirror was good, yeah for sure
of the light in the evening was good companion
but doesn't mean he wasn't also annoying though
as it were time for like uh...
they're on fire creatives
Okay, so
Clearly missing something here too
Actually in RE4 actually is not too bad, I mean he just tell her to get in the dumpster and she's fine for the most part not a big deal
good
okay, so I'm not sure how this is working them
let me listen
the two colors going in there right and this makes a red beam. So, so this is going to make a red beam, alright.
Lets see, this one is wrong.
I'm not gonna reach you there, right?
Look at the red beam, but I am missing how to get that over there though.
Is there another piece of the puzzle I don't have?
Oh, wait a minute, is it just this?
No, it's not.
Oh, is it because hang on, so let me try something else here.
Let's say hypothetically I did this. Does this work?
Yeah.
Here is about something here.
Let's connect.
So no, that doesn't work. Okay, interesting.
This game frustrated you converter is not a regular DEI, I don't really want to know anything.
I'm going to tell you this stuff.
So we do need two of these two to come together into one.
But I don't understand how this benefits me though.
If a lot of them are as you know the drill, I'm going to miss you for once, we'll see you next time.
Also, you can like, damn, so you do this.
You can keep connections.
makes out a bit easier
the
arm
so why does this not work
why does this not work
I'm slowly boggier or so, let's skip ahead.
Oh, why this is work.
Well, my missing here.
So I'm like rule or rather I just don't understand here.
So this is gonna shoot out red right and we need the red to go in here but it doesn't
have to be like that's not gonna work though right.
So I do I also need hang on.
Is this gonna work?
What if I do this, this, this, and this?
It's not work.
It's like on tutorial.
Hit the bullet times too if you like this type of
product from Calabria, I'd love to.
What the hell am I missing?
look, I'm always looking for some sort of spicy food
so that's making blue
for this to shun doubts
see this is never going to work, right?
What color is this shooting out though?
So that would work if that could hit over there.
That would work, man, this is like really overly complicated.
That actually would work.
It just needs to be hitting that.
Okay, so if I can just move.
the
problem is the green.
That's the issue.
This is probably a YouTube playlist, and holy shit you've played a lot of games.
I have.
But I need to get the red over there, but there's no way for me to get the red over there.
I don't understand.
I don't think I can, I don't get this.
I understand I need to get the double red beam there.
I understand that.
I got it.
To get the double red beam.
I need two beams going in here.
would have to be this, this, that's making a red beam. The problem there is that you need a blue and green to make the red because that's just a single red beam. I need a second red beam, so what?
I don't know what this game, I don't know what to do next, this is where I'm falling,
this is where I'm failing here.
I don't get it, I really don't get this, there's so much logical thing I don't, I'm
I'm like supposed to understand I can do but I don't know how.
See that cannot transfer the green.
do that. I don't understand. I need blue and green into this one. How would I get the green over here?
Yeah, I see the red. I had no idea what to do with the red though. What does this makes what?
So this makes blue, that's nice, that's blue.
And wasn't it blue and green?
I think blue and green makes red.
We did this already, right?
Hang on, let me try something else here.
try something else here. If I take blue and red does that make
green, sure. And now I can do, there we go. Okay, so then the trap was even
be connected to this at all. That was like the trick there.
Oh, genius.
All puzzles two out of eight.
Have an idea.
That log volume.
There we go.
That's better.
and
that is all that puzzle with my mind
I guess this is, not the kind of gate you can get through.
Thank you for the five give subs.
Yeah, now I know it's companions a lot more.
It's me who's not, thank you very much.
I think we understand these a little bit better now, I think we're the five gift subs
for sure that dude hang on, dude.
He needs to need a surp, and now we need a red, and that means...
So, that doesn't work.
You can't have two separate beams in there.
Oh man.
What are you gonna do next to Halloween this all right? You're one year of the Trollolo
Grey Odd Green Hell Zone.
So this is making boy.
I get blown.
How would I get too red over him?
green make red. How did you do that? You missed the companions. Where am I a robot
friends? How did you respond?
There's no blue beam. The blue beam we had to make. And was it not blue and green?
This is how we made another red
the
play one of his involves two emitters
the
I'm not gonna say something about the side, am I?
No, okay.
No, it is not from outside.
and
I can make some blue beam like okay, but
So, that's not reflecting blue back over here.
and
this is making blue, yes
well that would that would work, but they're like, cross and we're crossing streams here, I think.
um...
Yeah, never want to cross dreams.
Ah, non-shippin' the game, thank you for the 86 months.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Yeah, this is what happened when you crossed dream.
Thank you, non-shippin'.
That looks stupid. You look stupid!
of
and the game closes. That's what outer wild is good, right?
And outer wilds, you can't you do something that like destroys the universe here's something?
Yeah, yeah.
What is this?
of
sport contents on a lost terminal yeah I'm good
ah
rabbit
and
the end of the scene of a form by
his use
alternative option
I guess we have a FAM
So, I guess, hang on
again, it's busy
I'm going to take my dog in the colds walking entire history of the planet Earth.
It's 18 degrees here now, and it is still snowing, man.
Crazy.
What did Talas principal mean by this chat?
I'll dare you, they were ahead of their time.
I guess so where are some of these?
So can we blame Talismans over the whole 6-7 thing? I don't see why not.
Through the door!
And, uh, can this just can jam that?
Be sure it's gonna have to jam that one.
Okay, so we need, we'll green in there.
So this kind of thing takes one color.
And this is the one that requires two, I think.
So we're gonna need the one this color here.
Okay.
And I'm apparently not allowed to pick this.
uh...
price
again at the fifty eight months really appreciate that that you price
another one
another opportunity to watch this guy by his head at the wall in puzzles and torment himself
with terrible platforms
you
that's a pretty forgiving angle
of
I don't know if that was bad.
I don't know.
I have to be there's nothing wrong with cheating on the pulse we are there.
I don't know, no, no, no.
It just pops away from Wisconsin.
It's 24 today and sunny.
Perfect winter day.
We have a fucking winter Christmas Wonderland outside with the snow.
I'm going to be shoveling snow.
We're going to go outside in a little while in the girls' wake up from the nap.
I'm going to, what side of the snow for a while.
At that bag of salt, roll around the snow.
Sir, I protest, I am not a merry man!
Bob, I am cooking in the countbook of my screen much.
I don't need you to describe precisely what you are doing a little time, so if I understand it, the situation shows.
Bless and close.
Can't tell much from the drone feed, there's a lot of trees.
Looks pretty though.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think it's fair, thank you for the tier two, 104 months.
Appreciate that, thank you to you as fair.
I will do my best.
We uh, hit the sun?
No, no, is that not a log?
They also want to know what I was thinking.
A dumbass hardware engineer from Stan Nile.
Tell us about your insights, Trevor.
Why did you spend your last month's on earth helping a crazy old Russian guy build the world
because back up drive?
Well, let me tell you my story.
When I went.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yes. Frank.
I'm recording right now.
Uh-huh.
No.
You know what? Why don't you go?
I don't know what you go.
I probably wonder how I got here. I can't really care when some of these companions that hopefully they're done.
So that doesn't work because that's green.
of
me
a mirror zephyr that was a
pretty sure to do thank you very much
the
if we have a little more comfortable with it all
okay so we need blue
the whole companion slot that might be
well awful things. I think it's like, uh, to be honest, I think it's just a lazy shortcut
way for games to give you information that they feel like you need, you know. Whether it be
story or mechanics or whatever the case, you know.
Okay, time to get him a little bit.
What does this spider run?
That was really kind of excellent.
So these switches require a laser and these things kind of require two lasers to
go into it.
They provide the power.
So, you know, red laser here and you can bring laser, blue laser.
blue is you got to combine the colors so blue and green make red red and green make blue
I did play the first game yes
So stupidity, who is this?
By your colors combined.
I am Captain Blatt.
So like this would work I think, because this is a single list, yeah, that works.
I don't know what we want that for, but we can do that.
There is another ridiculously big shout-out team asking about it, uh, about what?
Yeah, all right.
So, blue is red hole.
Um...
Oh, call it one note. Yeah, I'm just not gonna play this called one note.
So we had to combine.
the
way
to
the green's got to go here
all of this another all that's the one that's going to turn it on I think right
to have got green going in there right now and there's blue coming out of this one
I'm not really sure what that...
I'm just gonna do for me here.
the
way is it's just permanently on
oh it's just like permanently turned on
the
the switch to do there.
I bet.
Uh, yeah, lots of snow.
Uh, does he know?
Can you play the first game?
Oh, yeah, I think tell us principle one was a marbles game.
Yeah, I think it was.
Other way.
Uh, I run this black and white.
Now.
What if
About the drawing board here
What ever I do here, it's going to turn off this, so like I'm missing a step, for sure.
definitely missing something because we need the fan just to open the gates.
So...
I'm like missing something somewhere.
I thought maybe reversing this would do something.
Um...
Yeah, green here.
the
I don't know
I was interested in what colors between the base I was like a paracole by mode sucks anyway doesn't change my job
yeah definitely missing something even get the beams out of here I have to use this so I wonder like was this where I was using it before it was over here
What does that switch do?
Let us keep the gate open actually, is that what that does?
So that just keeps it open, I think, right?
Okay, that just keeps it open.
That's gotta be a necessary step here for sure.
Ah, hang on.
So that's putting green in here.
MMMM
That's good.
but this here.
But that's the problem now is that I need to be standing here when it happens.
And that seems to be the problem because even though I had that on
Oh, I knew that to happen over there.
So...
So we got the red in there, but I'm like positioning our order.
Like our order of operations here is wrong, apparently, for getting this over there.
Oh, man.
So what the fuck do I do?
you had it perfectly and I don't think I did because I just lost
oh you can have it output to multiple
oh okay I didn't know that got you
Got you. Was this one little thing I thought I thought I could only go out to one thing. What's
such a draw to multiple things got it. That is why I was unsure.
I don't even know how to make my eyes go out of focus.
It's easy to try and point some towels,
principal to your eyes who got a focus immediately.
Your eyes, your ears, your brain, all out of focus.
Is this a, is this number eight?
Okay, I'm all confused.
It says 8th that way and this one says 8th this way so it is this 8th, this must be 8th.
got to be
Yeah, yeah, I'm just confused the sign, alright, are we used to pretend with the science pointing this way is not a little confusing, we're just gonna pretend.
to that is red
There's no red hole.
All green.
and
as a little grabs the box
it was called entanglement
uh...
uh... there was a fan over there and certainly went to use that and probably put one of the laser beams on top of the box right
so this is enough to block that one is this is the end yes yeah so that means
This if that's the end that means this is what we should be focused on fixing here. I'm assuming this turns on the fan
It's that had power probably yeah, okay
War eight
No, it was a big-and-harrie enjoying this so far. I wasn't a huge fan of towels fence like I didn't like it and then I played the witness
And I was like you know what maybe I did like towels fence well actually
I don't really have an opinion on this one. I don't like the companions
I really don't like them. That's my only thoughts so far.
I tell a Spencer Moore was a lot more enjoyable than the witness.
The witness felt like diving into an ocean of irritation.
At least tell a Spencer had a couple of like, ah, ah, okay, I see what's due.
I don't feel like I ever had that with the witness ever.
It just feels like more irritation.
Yeah.
And then that turns on the fan.
but that doesn't work unless I have the box so the problem now is that if I want this
to go up the shoot the laser up there I would also need the box inside
the
sure
uh it's a bit like portal yeah it is if you keep talking like this I'm gonna listen if you
keep talking like this I'm gonna listen
uh please so let's car all he didn't play this I'm like the witness you but it would
love this game I don't really speak to car all that often yeah I think the last time
car on I spoke is when I played his hack and then the extent of our communication
was like now play my other hack and I said no, that's pretty much it.
I very seldom ask other streamers to play games, you know?
They ask me for recommendations on my given recommendations.
So wait, I'll open this for him.
Friendship over if you'll play my hack.
people don't ask me for people don't ask me for recommendations too often
I just don't get it.
You can't miss something here.
Something has to stay over here to let the laser out.
I didn't be here.
I don't know.
What you got?
I'm a woman.
Do you grow from a growth time plan to snow?
Maybe he is.
All for daddy.
Thank you.
Any work? I'm gonna be done soon. I love your girls.
Any of you? Hi. Yeah, that'd be working, baby. I'll be out soon.
Yeah, we gotta get our snow suit's on.
You go to another answer with Paul's energy, now leave on.
Hmm, if you like these sorts of games then might be better at this game than I'm on.
you have the game like he doesn't let you grab it from one side so like
the
one of the
rab this
this is like another
like order of operations thing here
and
is making a ring
but even if I have that on the box I'm not sure that would actually hit
to be honest, right?
Does that look at the angle here?
Even if it was like a little bit high, maybe if it was on the box?
Maybe I don't know.
of
front in in this
Hmm, and then...
Yeah, there's a very clearly something I'm missing here. I don't know what.
I don't know, the hell am I doing?
What are our residuals seven and eight are apps?
We turn them up.
Mist portal, talos, witness, bro.
I'm sorry.
Mist that mist was, maybe it was amazing for a time.
The portal is just like way better.
Anything else is pure nostalgia?
They're very different kinds of games, but yeah, sorry.
Maybe if you want to argue it was more important than creating the like portal, it was just so much better to do.
Most of the puzzles and witness are not not with us, she's been missed, are just not that great.
Like it's fun, it's cute, but you know, no.
Yeah, yeah, I understand I get it. That's like saying, I feel like saying missed is better than portal is like saying adventure is better than Zelda one.
Like, okay, like I get adventure was really important, but like no, it's not.
Hahaha, like it's really not.
So I can put a piece here on this thing.
of
the
I'm gonna sort this out.
We love the hell out of mist.
Yeah, we hit the other green now, we've done this, this is where I got the box.
I think I think the issue is I just don't know where I just don't know what the box really does for me here.
Obviously the box lets me hold down one of these.
So that lets me move something.
I have to assume that
Plating
Oh, it's New Star Trek, I have to turn it off at 10 minutes, why is that?
I have an eye of watch news star track and if I'm going to sit down and watch star track I'll watch the next generation
the
I'm up here for some rough times.
Okay, I think maybe I understand
Something.
So the issue here is I have to get, if I'm pretty sure I have to get the box with the laser on top of it.
And then that will hit the other thing.
I'm pretty sure.
But there's no way.
I'm gonna do that, that might be something, but that doesn't do anything for me either.
So what the fuck am I missing here? I don't get it.
It's gonna look like another thing like I don't even know I can do or something you get it won't get through
Go ahead, thanks for letting us in
Mods right back down. This guy knows what to do
I'm gonna give this thing that maybe I should like maybe I should and I think I have an idea
maybe this is a puzzle where you have to like begin with the solution.
So like...
I've got an achievement for me on the puzzle for a long time.
See, okay!
There we go. Now I no longer need to stand on this, and
And this is unnecessary. Got it understood. Don't.
Okay. Awesome game, such a barrier.
Trying existing tips how I'll do okay.
All right. You have to like, the solution of the puzzle is kind of leading to the end a bit.
I don't see a puzzle like sea solution, I was trying to figure out how to get there when you don't get there, you like jump to it.
Oh, guys, this is that Mario party game.
I'm not gonna get any more of them.
I'm gonna get some of them.
There's another front door dragon.
Can you like go back or you can like hit him?
Let's wait a little bit.
If I like use too many pieces back here,
waaaaah!
Oh well.
I was only like I fucked up here, but it doesn't look like you're allowed to redo it so I don't think I fucked up.
Ah, but you can select, okay, I didn't know that was an option.
I
Hurry.
Wait.
Oh boy. If you, man, stop me and Stitch is bro.
Oh man. I feel like I'm entering Halo 1.
Do this always like straight out of Halo 1.
You'd add just write that up with my mind.
In the beginning, the gods say to mankind out of the clay of the earth and gave them life with their own brats,
but whose close-up to perfection the creator was created.
How are you talking about?
I speak in riddles because the world is a mystery.
When perrethios so that human kind was more like an entry to the gods than to the animals,
he stole the secret of fire from Limbus and shared it with the mortals.
Was his death justified?
Um, uh, is this not great fire was not his to own it in the first place?
If Zeus did not own fire, why should he humankind?
And whereby the betrayal of Prometheus, Zeus punished human kind by creating Pandora.
He gave our marks, and when she looked at it, from inside his face so long and suffering,
there's a remaining within, was held, what is this meeting?
the
use it to prevent it to have to
it should have been released
resuffer but we do not anticipate it this is a blessing
uh, I couldn't use open the damn box himself
You should be able to punch the puzzles.
Oh no, is this a witness laser?
It is, isn't it?
That's a witness laser.
I can make the tower at the grasslandering incoming group calls.
Bro, let's all do Joel get on Skype.
I'll get to ask, get on Skype, bro.
What is the being one case spoke to?
And what is the function of the beam?
Let's start with the Sphinx.
It seems similar to the apparition in New Jerusalem, presumably the same technology.
What I'd like to do a video game should not have thought I'm doing skulls.
That's something in being or some kind of recording.
Let's skip that issue from time.
What really matters here is what it was trying to achieve by asking those questions.
Testing you to what?
What? See if you're worthy?
That's an interesting thought.
You solve the puzzles, you get access to the towers, you're unable to beam,
and if you do it three times, you get access to the mega structure.
Maybe, but why?
I don't know.
It's a mystery.
Don't you like mysteries, Al?
Everybody likes a good mystery.
You know what I like?
Certainty.
Same thing.
you know how you get from mystery to certainty by solving puzzles? yep one k you know the drill the rest of you as you were watch out him
focus up
and
we're all that
all right
and chat we're gonna do is uh...
and
and one second
and that's the
so we have like crazy crazy snow here
and
you know obviously doesn't have very often
uh... we'll have this first and we've had snow like this in years
and uh... ready to go take out my uh... my baby's outside and we're gonna go
uh... play in the snow and have a good time so i'll be back streaming later today
uh... i will be back later today
guys thank you as for watching
thank you as for i hope you guys are the stream of the back swimming later tonight
uh... hopefully you guys then the meantime yeah kind of a rare exception here obviously
let's go find somebody who is streaming let's go read somebody
i will see you guys next time
Very young.
Uh, code vein.
I missed Sumo.
What the fuck did Hobb do to get banned?
Arthur, he got it still.
I don't even want to know.
Don't tell the less I know the better.
I guess we'll watch him think it's funny.
I guess you got the happy Hobb.
He is playing Dark Souls.
He's back from his band.
I don't know why he was banned.
why he was banned, and I don't want to know.
Go say it to the happy hobby is playing Gersh.
He's probably doing some new hit run.
Thank you guys and love you guys.
Go say it to happy hobby.
Go raid.
I'll see you guys next time.
Bye guys.
I'll see you guys next time.
I'll see you guys later.
Bye bye.