You're not going to be here.
the
Guys, how's it going? Good morning. Happy Monday.
Hope you guys are all doing well. What's up, everybody?
We are jumping in today too.
Benjo, because we are nuts and bolts.
This is the most recent marbles winner.
Decided that it was time for me to finish the banjo trilogy, although I've got there. Actually
No, I think there are other banjo games
But yeah, I was gonna guess good morning happy Monday
I was having yeah, yeah, this is a game boy name too
Is there a banjo pilot?
Is there a thing the
The interest rate is the playing for a while and man,
I don't know dude.
Oh, what's the other name?
How are you guys all?
Sarah, they did the sub.
I'm pretty sure they did the same.
What other ring do you think the sub was?
Smart Os, they did the sub.
Camera, HMR, Yarmashi, and Wah.
They did the sub's master in enormous toasting.
And enormous toasting, they did the sub.
Looks pretty.
Pretty we're gonna wait here for a second until we see the actual preview cuz this this looks all nice, right?
Yeah, it looks kind of nice, right. I hang out. Well, we're gonna wait here's like
Did you get early access from Neo3?
No, I do not
I'm gonna play Neo3 when it comes out. I played the I played Devo and
It's been a lot of the beginning but demo for hours, but
uh, and then my giant, think of the 58 months, because you're that thing in my giant.
You're extremely excited for this, are you really? Uh, begin with giant, because you're done?
Well, I guess it's too long. All right, I want to show you guys how bad the frame may look.
All right, let's see. We've got single player, multiplayer, game information, photos, controls,
this play. All right, let's say. Let's go play here.
Our new game.
I rose for many. They give me some months. Really, appreciate that.
Once upon a time, they lived a heroic bear called Banger.
There are the loud bird called Kuzzi, and a non-present witch called Drunkild.
When Bandra's system is kidnapped,
on 90 days out of the exam,
you do think very much.
Each impediment is to send Grantilda,
tumbling to her doom.
But she was nothing,
not persistent.
It's surprising nobody.
The old hag soon runs from her grave
for round two.
Our brave heroes, once again,
stood in her way.
And this second showdown ended just as bad,
You're really excited for this, are you really?
What is this?
That's his voice, really.
noise really.
That look happened so fast, getting reed it.
Like Kuzui in the background and fold gamer mode.
Sounds awful, you hate the character art style.
He's got three mechs.
That's supposed to be.
Gruntil those back again!
So we're all fat now.
Now, when you jump, apparently, let's see what it's like, as we read.
I think I should have ordered the small pizza.
All right?
So on my turbo-translate, over by now.
Oh
All right, yes, we get it. Peace this banjo is fat. I'm saying
He's with the boy of those pants up
Jesus Christ he keeps saying the same shit. Oh my god two seconds in it's already annoying
What the fuck is this?
Oh, he's in the middle of the world.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm really...
I should have ordered a small pizza.
Maybe.
Yeah, the...
Apparently, Banjo's fat now because they haven't done anything from what is it?
10 years?
Well, it's really 10 years between two and this game.
A Lord of Games.
Eight years.
What is the 100% incentive for this one?
an eternity of toil in my video game factory would you believe me if I told you
you the only person screaming is on twitch right now I would believe you
and
I offer a date with twenty three months can or in the games of
the
of
a
What is going on, dude?
No one near as many as that Italian gentleman, he does have a point.
the
of
any of us are no good shape for another game
OZEMBIC!
Any other requests?
Or am I moose in the previous game?
Who will be neednosed in a rather odd day than anyway?
Follow me and those vehicles before I change my mind.
I have to go now and make him a little bit in six months.
Did he have that dude?
That's going to be driving in a giant cock.
I have no idea.
Everything about this is so easily despisable.
You're blocking the text, a dude bar,
I can't get the banjo war, what the hell do you do?
Make it so.
Mon Hunter, I think we're in the sub.
Thank you.
all the great content them. Check me in shortly.
Thank you, Mon Hunter, appreciate that you met with them.
I splendid video games factory.
There you'll find Jigsaw pieces.
All right, how many cells for hundreds and go fuck yourself?
Take our money content, man.
The game that Barv is the only one streaming life is good.
The fuck was that Hannibal there on the ship?
Hold down the right trigger to pick up objects and release to drop them.
Pick up this mumbo crate and take it to the skull face, gentlemen, over there.
All right.
Now Fred Flintstone.
Colors looks over. I'm not enough complaining.
Let's have some positivity.
You just let's take the lucky parts and mumbo create one board of looking for a speedy
to continue.
Seat.
Wheel, engine, fuel, tray.
Access seat, ammo, Jesus, man.
Alright, lot of stuff.
Verify lots of mumbo crits around town, all towns, all crits contain different pearls.
the
increase back to open a store new parts of the sub here gets more parts of the
vehicles
Jade White, take me to the 7th and 7 months.
We did thank you very much.
Who picked this master piece?
You'd be able to rebuild a snatched-up vehicle, master mechanic, mumbo, bear first choose workshop,
arts to access, parts to our easy start.
It looks like a shopping truck is burning to trade, a star, trade, very good stuff.
Choose the tray.
Put the tray where a mumbo shows.
Okay, this reminds me of Kingdom Hearts when you had to make your yummy ship.
probably need wheels, press B button to return, okay?
Oh, it's so much worse, don't worry.
But the wheels were mumboshoes.
I think Super gets a varve, you can not even need seat if you want to expect to drive.
Okay, see?
Probably need power mode press B to return to the parts power and in small
Right
And if you're in our work press B, I need fuel small
all
vehicle plate and mumbo taking a bite for a not get saved and vehicle database so we can use it when needed
okay
the foxy thank you very much
uh... bears and i think that's a question to flip over
right now
shit, a re-organ.
Here he is, the trolley log, not let bear take any of the vehicles in the show town.
Press wide to get in and out of vehicles if they're a bear loose vehicle, get to
far away, press on a wide if you recall the vehicle.
Okay.
Probably crash lots of bear very clumsy, but not where a pole right trigger to accelerate
electric or brake.
Let's see what trolley can do.
This is a modern banjo if you see me again.
This game came out.
I don't even know what you can just came out.
It's been out for a while, though.
Look for Mumble Bear and just to access the new challenges.
And so we can now, you can drive.
it's 18 years old
oh
that's enough messing around
okay
Drive a trailer on the bottom of my hill and climb the winding paths of my factory. Okay, all right. Really gave me a chance there
The stop start on gameplay
this was like a game that came with your meal at Burger King honestly it's kind of what it feels like
been the lower right corner
and
all of the notes of their
Oh, what is this?
Oh, so apparently I can press X to attack.
The camera is predictably nauseating.
Go to the left side, please.
What am I watching?
These are called game globes. You're gonna be available when you back in up jiggies
You don't have any jiggies yet. I'll branch to the first game globe for free
Let's say a game globe on its plinth one log one of the fabulous game worlds of my creation
You're from the blue's gangels that come back up here and get another by using this friendship bolt
I
Glitch Matt think it was fun. I should do thank you very much
Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
and
was the pick up button all get a lot of the hell is the pick-up
and
all right so now do I go take it somewhere
they made three of these bomb nations
place it on its plan to get it to a replacement of use the wrenched bolt at my factory
Okay, so we started my using that. All right, so now I guess I'm driving it down
Hey
to
a
to give them work not much used a moment for another be able to travel instantly between them like a
shark that
warms. Is this... is this the plan? There we go. Okay. You're getting a quest from
and Pong guy, open nuts.
Climph.
You had to respect the fact that they wanted to do something new
and committed to it probably shouldn't have.
I mean, I feel like I haven't played the game yet.
Well, I don't know how long you know yet.
First world is now, I've been at each game world
that several acts for G's can be one.
You still at least two different acts.
Each door requires a set of jeekies to open, I like to think of it as a classic panjo homage.
Ah jeekies, I'll try to show them about the door.
Alright, yep, got it.
You have to respect them.
I want to grab this.
Why is game breaking the fourth one?
It's like every banjo game breaks the fourth wall to some degree or another, right?
They're all pretty tongue-and-cheat.
Okay, so...
Warlip and...
I kind of all do it to some degree.
I'm just going...
Enter a world.
What's this, Missana? I am playing this on the Xbox. This is the most used my Xbox has gotten in life years.
Nutty acres.
I'll farm those back, huh?
Looks like a 70's intro here.
Bro, they toned down, I'm a one by one, but he's had way bigger moves.
They toned them down.
It's got a reduction in my and a good for her.
The game's ruined.
Nutty Island home to Nutty Acres Farms.
Huh?
When do I actually play the game?
What is that of that?
Nooo.
I knew, yeah, what do we actually, uh...
Oh, God, not this piece of shit.
Nuri acres.
Grinchy Black, a good sub, shit, either Clungo, long time no see, where is the wardie one?
Clungo buyer, deodorant, she never uses it.
One of good guys now.
Oh, that's nice.
Do I have a floating jiggy over your head?
Being clungo have challenge when clungo shone may give their pretty gold jiggy.
Big fire down on farm and nuts burn easy.
Get the farm quick before harvest go up and smoke.
and
a
to use it, okay? So I have to use whatever this is, yeah.
and
circle before I could dock to him.
I think we'll skip once.
Bear win first challenge pretty good.
Better go back to Plungum.
Maybe he ever wore a challenge done fast enough.
Ah... I did it.
You want some notes.
You want your first jiggy in the bag.
What?
Is there a good jump for Jimmy?
Just not quite a thousand up for T.T.
Truthy too.
Wow, that was such a shock.
Did I get a jigging?
I did not.
and
all can I
this is a ginger
ginger speed players choice
just beach on retarget speech on spinoid one of ginger token
go and show them time for you to create your prizes.
Okay.
Oh, okay, so you can use some games you have to use a vehicle, other games you choose
whatever you want.
you did it. It's wrong with this game. I can't go like three seconds without
like succeeding in like a no idea what I just did. Peak design.
Didn't Joe fetch John, listen to the description, find the law side and bring it back.
And I've lost my most prized possession.
I antique banjo was having a casual plot around mumbo's nuts.
Okay.
This game looks excruciating.
So my, my still long time.
You would be the perfect sponsorship target.
Uh, I played the demo, but now I haven't, uh, I don't, I don't know anything about it.
I do not think I'll be getting on Neo3 or the access does.
This is the mumbo's nuts, is it not?
This is the mumbo's nuts, isn't it?
They said they sent it to you.
So what is this?
the
like hold wide the summon your vehicle
I'll you're not able to summon your vehicle okay
Gun the head, keeping my three or shin moves three, don't bend me.
I don't know, man.
Let's hope I don't play either.
I think I can go the rest of my life without having an answer to that question.
Well, this is the counter on that charge.
This is the most recent Marvel's pick.
You'll get an answer to that.
I could, uh, I could skip out of my.
Looks bearable.
He said the bush is by the mumbles, not we were over there. I didn't see anything.
Oh, there's like another thing.
the
uh... devils never cry thank you very much for your death
uh... this is this was an Xbox 360 game i believe
uh... i am currently play with my uh... Xbox series as to whatever the new ones
Okay, and we got the Gymsho token.
So like if I go back to town, do I get the jiggy or how does anyone work?
One of the watchplanes game now that it's happening, I regret it.
The G-1 will not be collected from the Gigo vence, specific to not a regular wrench to release.
even the jigger van and transport it into the jiggy bank for safekeeping.
Oh my god!
Rotate the last stick that turned the bolt.
All right, thank you, your first shiggy has opened another door, acts two of a nutting
acres.
Then you'd grasp the base of all even to explore chat and add to your own jiggy account.
Good luck, yesterday's bear.
Unless he's advice, to finish off the rest of the Ashbot to swing your rent, should
you require any tips or miners' bottles is a man or the mole to see.
Tombug gives special award of new Blueprints, Humber and Blueprints to vehicle database.
But this game, this game, Fox of Watt.
A lot of time.
The world says I'm rusty, the bare says I'm crusty, I know that it must be, they want my gruntal
Uh, I tellin' all that's a bit turned for your sin, thank you very much. Prejuda
I can't have a reflect that, but again, they put a lot of effort into this new system, and
probably wouldn't have been better off just making banjo, like making a game like the first
two, with like better controls, camera movement, graphics, level design, like literally
going out of their way to re-create and like reinvent the wheel.
While a bold choice probably was not the best decision.
He's didn't make sure it's ticking bomb.
Mumbles nuts fly higher than cloud to Kulin.
If I'm exploring new designs, that's what they're gonna do until Microsoft got them also.
They were just gonna make like a normal banjo game and then Microsoft said like now you need to put in this whole fucking new system
I almost feel bad for for rare
Almost
the
log attractor
of
I'm gonna run.
So like my vehicle is falling apart.
so I got notes of the jeige and I got the trophy.
You scope you scoop that TT trophy.
with a burst in rubber quick time to
okay
alright
perfect at 100% of this game
ah yeah
check something
I don't have a key for Neo or other people streaming Neo, or like early access for Neo or anything, I'm pretty sure I don't.
Oh, goody.
Yeah, well, you know, you know guys, I've actually been annoyed in the past.
I've been in the past because like man, why did that streamer get it? Why couldn't I get it?
And yeah, it's annoying, but you're learning to live with it.
They saw how ugly my character was.
We could be playing Neo3, but instead was play Banjo.
I saw people that never played those games getting early keys. Wow, you know what you're gonna do.
I know I got I got half-sword like 10 buddies have I got half-sword like 10 minutes early.
I got like 10 minutes before other people did.
It was it was nice to give me a key though, it wasn't nice.
Checkpoints mark the course.
Ask for each one of them to make it to the finish line.
Just a year or the 48 months?
Just a bit of the game here just had lost a lot of time when the past 10 years
just whistling Dixie there right now. I just heard a thank you to the 48 months.
The so far, the gameplay sucks, because it's mostly like this, so far, the gameplay sucks.
I'm really doing anything like at least in Banscha, because we in two of you are like exploring and like finding stuff and this one you're in like a fucking clown fiesta of the world
Okay
Best of
Best of three
Best of three. What do we have to do with three times?
Once wasn't good enough?
I'm going to play Returnal or Dead Space, another jiggy, and the TT trovey.
That's come on, but the five.
I think the pretend I let you win, I was really trounced. Just take your wins. Let's not speak of this again, deal. Wow.
out.
Or we're didn't idea if we're going on.
Looks like TikTok brain rot before either thing existed.
I'm not even mumbo's dodgy magic before looking at your faces, where's some of them?
Wait, humble oneba is mumbo's husband?
They got married, I don't know, look at that.
Let me guess we have to drive out of the floor.
Feeling Ninja, they should $5, because you had to do it, thank you very much.
Finery Rock's harmless and save farm.
I'm about to traumatize by Jinksing of Nudy Agers to be of any help.
Why does every character look a mascot for breakfast cereals?
Do we just drive into it or...
the
What the fuck is this? This is Banjo, Kazuri, not Sevolz. This is the most recent marble
Oneer.
the
market of the world
I don't know if I'm gonna die.
My eyes!
I'm not really doing this to myself, this one was the most recent Marvel's
This is something that Chat Chat has done to me.
Okay, so...
When you got to jiggies, I'm not sure I can get those notes.
So are we done here then?
Well, Chat, if I land mine again,
Oh my god, the sanctity of marbles that said stake how can you just simply marbles use to mean something you can't simply just do that
If you say I have to bring this shit to him or how does this work?
I know this shit works
of saying to be
what is even happening
on collecting jiggies bro you do the challenges to collect the jiggies we mean what's happening
This is a land mining display for ten minutes and then quit.
I don't know how about choose games that don't suck huge dick, I'm not that
That's an option.
Rame, I choose Tombo!
the
novels, Meta-Wix-Daland's mind look games and play the terrible ones.
Do why didn't you play my 70-hour JRPG tactic all the way?
You would have loved to do.
Pals now, thank you for the 80-3 months for really appreciate that you fails now.
the game low-powering you entry to the high-tech environment of log box 720 has been
dispensed grab the globe and locate the plant.
A grunty battle awaits, if you don't put it, don't keep putting it off, I'm sure you're up to it.
I didn't get some special, he'd defeat her.
If you totally would have loved about Ciri Acronicles, bro, why don't you just play it?
Okay, so we need to go.
is a little vehicular homicide on grunty right there.
So you can drive down from there but you can't drive up from there I guess.
The Alkiriah was the lesser evil.
and
it is it is slightly the picking stuff up and moving stuff that's vaguely reminding
of of a breath of wild tears of the kingdom. I wonder I wonder if Nintendo saw that
And they're like, hey, we can actually make something like kind of good with those actually instead.
Oh, I can't make them there.
I wonder if at some point the game's gonna yell at me like I can't use this vehicle anymore to reach certain points surely that's gonna be a thing right we might we might already be at that point on so how this is going
Maybe we need like a better engine or something
Like it that's made of the channel but this game does look pretty good
when you say looks good you mean like this game looks fun or do you
mean like the game like looks like the graphics look good
yeah looks like they want me to have a better engine at this point
looks like that's what's going on
So maybe we should try to go either make or pull out a different vehicle, right?
I need help. Look at the video guides and vehicle database arch, building much fun.
Okay.
Next up is 360 hit list is cameo.
all right
body
um
so these are all of the different pieces we have bodies
Oh
Elpole
Oh god, I'll see you can rotate. Oh, I think I'm
the
player up
later down
the like move it up
down
Storage tray
Okay
And no more that so what about the power engine so we only have can I put like so I only have the one engine okay hang on so I don't think I even can make something better
I don't even think I can make a better vehicle.
Right, there's like I'm supposed to bring him like boxes or some shit, right?
Just gotten in this morning and fucking ain't.
Banjo looks creepy.
Anyway, I am glad we found our way back to the salt mines of suffering barbsuffer.
Letty-Aper's Act 3.
Ah, running a lot of sub-B-Tims, thank you for the five and best.
The twadler, thank you for 82 months.
Appreciate it, didn't?
of
grunties loco cocoa. This is for my eyes a coconut of such a size must be soon as
grunties wait and see. The cocoa is growing in the oven for over a hundred years.
the
game is on about platforming
should be unstoppable
one is the game start
question
So, so we're supposed to get the nut out of her thing.
So I'm thinking I don't have the right vehicle for this, right?
Because, uh...
Yeah.
Okay, that's all. Come on, man.
Bro, she is gone, dude.
Alright, alright, she has destroyed me, dude.
She has completely destroyed me.
Alright, so my vehicle is not cutting it at this point, huh?
Yeah, she has completely destroyed me.
So we're going to have to find more vehicle parts.
Whoops.
Yeah, I like it.
You see what?
Oh bro I have no idea what's going on but
I guess I'll like just how we lose why is this game saving every three-second
one
I have played conquerors bed for a day
all way maybe I could like bail out and grab it out of the back
the biggest maybe I can do that
I think I think we could maybe do that actually
Oh, or maybe not, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what's going on, I don't know what's going on
It's brand my ass over dude.
That's too big.
It's a like, uh, like, retry or restart challenge, I don't know.
Let's try that.
the exhilarating five minutes that was.
Okay, uh, dropkick. Thank you for the brand new Twitch friend. Appreciate that. Thank you dropkick
I thought I like needed to make
Oh, I gotta do part
Opus thank you for the 15 months and toggers thank you very much for the tier 3 the key
Thank you to dropkick thank you to some I thought I had to make a vehicle to like fuck up her vehicle or something
But now not didn't seem like that
Okay
Uh, inevitably we are gonna need more parts for sure, right?
It's definitely gonna happen.
Oh.
the
prime form motorcycle or this uh, the metronome motorcycle sucked
what a pointless
uh, you're spending new wheels like to drive up the slippery green slopes
Okay, so that's what we get it
All right
First to do is and the same place to do it always as in the backpack
Eric thank you for the 64 months. Thank you Eric. We should have done
Oh, the heat is like giving me new parts or something?
The final income is from HPP, DHP, and these are condition you get after 18 shrunes that leaves you visually impaired that most people do not recover from.
Thanks Bob and thank you, Jeff most of all for the information.
Damn, uh, okay, so I'm happy to hear that, man.
Glad you, uh, glad you recovered.
Cheers, dude.
Uh, very good.
Patty.
Looks like Banjo and Kazooly are in trouble.
Uh, Dan?
Grunty is back, and even though she's a floating pit in the jaw, she's still a huge bitch.
I run this fucking card thing, and those stupid shit-to-for-for-plans.
Who fucking dick is this?
Dude...
Ah, Patty, thank you for the 80's six months.
I'm not going to go on the saving counter.
I didn't go on too well.
and
That's exactly why I was going to make a penis plant once he gets the right parts.
I think more so like I'll never build anything ever and only use the default vehicle.
That's probably more accurate.
Make your penis.
Achievements!
Oh, hi.
Oh.
the
one of the
of
a session of the six hundredths log box seven 20
T.
Is that a reference to 720p resolution?
Heading Monday with a bang. How long is this gonna go?
Bro, he's hacking the mainframe.
Can't wants to know if Adam is okay? Let's find out. Here's the top 10 things I can smell right now.
One toast. Two toast. Three toast. Four toast. Six toast.
Two toast. Two toast.
Yeeeeee!
To work like, inside the Xbox right now. This is what it looks like inside your Xbox.
you know it's funny it's like when you're actually walking around playing as
Benjo you get like a glimpse of like this game actually might have been pretty good
it might have been nice to have like a platformer
I see might have been a nice alternative.
Right?
Ah, it looks like most of the moves are dawn, yeah.
So mostly what it seems like you're doing the game is you go to a world and you don't really explore
or you just find these guys, and then they like,
they'll race, go do this, you're on a timer,
like that kind of shit.
So.
Creating the classic banjo gameplay.
Thanks for offering, see,
heavy antenna bear hoist a nice spot up high.
this is named clungo his name is clungo, yes
I don't know if it's something like this
I'm going to give so far 100% I heard it's agony.
Oh, wait, I lost the pan, man.
Fuck you, bitch.
Hey, motherfucker.
Weaver, Pinata.
Oh, was that, that was the place to go, I didn't know that, okay, sure.
I'm so locked in.
What are they doing that?
Please leave their Xbox that got roaches in it as well
Back on the interwebbing now no do online trading so not breaks up easy bear have jibby reward
All right, I
Would I ever shave my beard for charity?
I don't know, I'm maybe I guess, it's weird.
I've done some things I probably would not have done otherwise for charity, including
singing a live performance of bloody tears so I'm I'm willing I'm apparently willing to
to debase myself for charity.
I
had
have a shave for a long time it's doing tech dog dance for the crumbians
you can choose any blueprint, carrying passengers get them to the exits okay
No, I have shaved this. You can go watch old places where I am clean shaving. No long time.
Wait, did I- did I get you?
How do I get you?
I don't like-
Wait, are you not who I need to get?
Maybe I have the wrong thing.
Yeah, it looks like I need...
Oh, there need a vehicle that has like seats in it or something.
I guess.
the
as I can't
I also can't pick them up
so I guess
return to show down town
I mean, I don't I don't have a vehicle side to go back to go make it or something, right?
Yeah, I haven't figured out how to so like I've seen crates. You have to like bring them to mumbo or something?
You put them in the trail. Let's see if we can go find this guy to be crater on here, right? Okay, so here's some crates
so like I get out.
But it like hears.
Now do I go like drive this to mumbo?
It's not the right kind of great one fuck.
a coffee at a thank you for the five give subs thank you very much oh I think I see hang on
these as man fucking wireless why are there so many stupid assholes in this town
a
fucking mine field I gotta drive through fuck off already
this game running at the 30 fps, I don't know it did my game
It's a new month happy February to the number one band streamer on Twitch.
February is a month of love and my number one valton is the green am and in her
I can't go to ship for a soft tune near to you.
She's mine, the valiant boat.
I'll burn a shot and make it to the bed.
Thanks so much, coffee addict for the five.
You said, dude. Appreciate it, man.
Um, were there mumbo crates like in levels?
Is that where I should be go?
Get mumbo crates and bring them out
Sounds for I just want to do that in see any
God out of fucking way
I don't see any crates, bro.
Do you see crates?
They have a hologram covering him up.
He loves this game.
Oh wait, is this sound, is this a great?
So these are the new parts we just got,
Okay, so we need to find more of those.
What if in the next game you play a dumb bear in the garbage?
So like we need, looks like we need like seats to get that next jiggy.
the
zero
arm
all I have a single one right here okay I'm so like I need this one to be looking for it
Oh, when he hears his game, ah, I don't know.
Bro, put it.
He come, welcome.
This game reminds me of Chath's mom.
Every time I get together with her, I'm nothing bold.
Is that...
Aggon, oh, we have done now.
Oh, okay. So more of those crates are.
Ah, there's another one kind of hidden here. Okay, so these holograms of the crates.
When they set the crates, I thought I was looking for like crates like these.
That's what I thought I was looking for.
Yeah.
to
check
standard wheel and not so there's another fuel
so maybe I can just add more seats do I have more seats or do I only have one
in hell's money.
Hey Bob, hope all is well.
I remember playing this game when it came out, I criss off the 45 minutes.
Anyway, I hope all of them.
Moose and Moosing Dead.
Thank you very much for the 58 months.
Appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
the
film and just quietly see the people got early house of the
Oh my god.
I found another warp point I guess.
a
you can't have any food until you finish your banjo
all guys another credit up there which doesn't get as many crates as we can to get more parts
I'm gonna call him.
People got early copies of Nia apparently so.
Yeah, apparently so.
I was a demo.
demo of the Neo 3 demo is a lot of fun.
Do you do different from Neo 1 and 2? Well, yes and no, because there are some parts of it that are pretty different like the new Ninja form and
like kind of trickling those forms and combat's kind of weird compared to previous
neogames but like it's still very much like the combat's still very much feels like
Neo for sure.
So yes and no.
I don't know if we got a couple of princess time.
the
broad wanted that I didn't fuck me up to
the
Fucking video game NPCs brainlessly running around.
Like, fuck off, man.
All right, what'd you got?
Bumper for small, Amazon, small engine.
So this is we got another engine, maybe we could put two engines on something now.
I don't know if that's how the game works or not.
He just drive your car to the space and he'll open the box.
No really, let's try that.
Might be faster.
Oh, maybe that will work.
Oh, okay, that works, guys. You still got to talk to him.
Full doors, a fist.
There's some folder from...
of
a
Oh, we have a passenger seat now, as long as one's more of us be carried
not in best condition but comfy, okay, so that's what we need, okay, so we also
have, let's see, fly and float, we have a propeller now, two propellers, uses ammo, we have
I have full gorge this.
Okay, so let's try...
...tray?
And...
We had the wheel we need power
Is it like move?
Can we move it down?
Oh, that way.
Yeah, was there a car that had an engine in the back? And it was like a disaster. I didn't even know where it was all.
Oh, seats standard.
the
passengers small okay so we have past your seats now
as we have the two past your seats okay so we have this now we need fuel right
Are we good?
new blueprint new BS new blueprint let's find are you all my dust
are so how do I pull out my new vehicle I just made
the
seats were attached was it not
it's in the lower okay hang on let me go back and look at it I judge
I thought the seats were attached to each other weren't seats passing there.
Modify
They're interested in attach the least okay, so let's delete these. Let's try re-adding them now
You can't attach the top of the tray
Uh, passenger.
What this work?
Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.
Uh, okay.
Okay.
Oh my god, we have to do this every time. Yes, god, over right. Yes
Wait, the seats in the fuel-sauce connected. Oh my god. What is this crap?
Use the pastures as bumper this sucks, man.
Yes, load the fucking blueprint.
I'm not a fine.
Oh my god, do this system.
All right, so the engine is attached, everything right now is attached, I think.
The fuel is now attached.
Now we need the driver's seat.
This work, can I sit on top of the engine?
That'd do that.
Right behind the pasture is brilliant.
Like with this work, then.
Whoa.
Rainy equals good.
Okay, are we good now?
Seems like it.
Yes, say once again, please.
Okay, so, throw a fuck that dude.
And back to where we just wanted to try to do that mission.
I mean, I don't know if you know what can I do guys like I can't I'm not I didn't get in the
O.K. so I'm not playing here and what what I was gonna tell you guys
I'm trying to get upset about those I'm going to get me the thing so
Okay, I thought you did
I think one farm, thank you very much really appreciate that, thank you paying for him
I don't think we got this one, right?
I don't want to talk about it all day, because it's pointless, so if you want to go watch it, it's not like being alone about it.
I think I said I didn't get it, what else can I do?
Also, I have to use the log helicopter to fly helicopter.
What is this shit?
I was so fucking jake too.
I am a sad I just died just didn't get it I don't know what else can I say.
I guess I must have.
and
Oh well, this is correct.
Lost my vehicle.
People glazed here as they came in by Banjo did it first.
When the Jiggy but a bit faster you're getting bonus too.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm not sad, I just did this a little bit.
What you got?
Chips away.
He's about to arrive.
We are racing now.
Do you like a silly thing that never got too trivialized?
I'm sure you can tell me whatever you want, bro.
I guess I have to use this vehicle.
What the fuck bro I think this is what this sucks dick fuck you man
Don't like what the fuck!
Break start this shit.
Hell man.
They're like this jerks you to the side.
Whoa, when you get hit, it's like...
It's not like, it's like mega fuck you if you get hit.
What the hell?
I
You're landing just like fucking pick an over me on a spray spray
Like actually if you get hit
if you get hit it's like you instantly get pepperoni that's really here
Why do this? These controls now.
Well, this game of the year, I wonder what the reception of this game was.
up there in the leaderboard inform my friend's list
even banjo fan didn't like it
It's on humbo's nerf, they didn't massively reduce her chest size.
A commercial deployment, or she particular views, for it's decent critical views for
its innovative, all-new, divisive, weak, and both the gameplay failed to meet sales
expect to be actually about 140,000 copies sold and that there was something
his mits, Ben, Ben Duke has really fit very well in the aesthetic and the era of Nintendo.
Well, it was a little goofy and like it had and it was even a little wrong. She sometimes right with some of the characters, but it fit pretty well in with an Nintendo 64 library
I feel like a
banjo
and Microsoft and Xbox are a weird marriage
Because when I think of Microsoft, I think of like Halo all of duty gears of war
So like throwing in banjo
You know, you're supposed to be really blame banjo because like, I don't know, yeah, weird, weird combo there, it's just like Halo.
That's even if this game was good, right?
What is going on?
the
so choose to go so we have uh... your blueprints
this is the vehicle with the past receipts on it uh... this is the vehicle I made
it's yours
it moves
It's a good start.
Oh, shit!
Remind yourself that overconfidence is slow and insistent to the world.
Bro, these enemies fuck off, man.
Ah, there we go.
Watchin' and destroy my vehicle, like, walk their way, life.
There we go.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
The animal presents the power of friendship.
My cat wants out.
How is this game so far?
You might be shocked to hear that this game seems kind of bad, dude.
I'm just not seeing very good.
So do I like, do you have to take your, you have to drive out the saver?
and I just exit
doing good
Oh, yeah, like a crazy crazy babies
See port thank you very much for the hundred bits. I appreciate that. Let's try the old try the warp here
Sounds work
This would be worse than to we
You know bad bad look if a game is bad. There's all there's all different kinds of flavors and bad
like uh so it really it really just depends what we'll see how the rest of the game goes
wait did I not like I thought I got like a lot of jiggies did I not get like a bunch of them
um
day and night's album
or at the other place
what
well this is where you get the jiggies right
Oh, so wait a minute, it's actually back over there, is what you mean?
Hang on.
Let's go back to was this a theater district.
Oh, hang on, is this what I do then?
the
uh
so I got jiggies in the level but I have no idea where to get them
I'm blocking the mini map
Oh, here we go, okay.
Do I need my vehicle here?
Oh, did that work me to my vehicle or something?
Gonna figure out what I'm supposed to do here.
Oh, there, is that it? Hang on. That's what I mean.
Oh, I don't know.
Alright, we got jiggies.
one of them in the car
especially almost want to play like Breath of the Wild series of Kingman
son of a bitch
The blueprint, yeah, I feel like you can kind of see, I see the comparison, I see the similarity anyway.
The many as dubious attractions of banjo lent await you, so head out to my factory.
I wonder how long this game is, right?
I feel like there's no way this game is as long as cause you were your two-y.
It's way longer.
to
for the more levels for me to do over here
I want to beat the 22 hours 15 to 16 hours
oh Jack get hyped
I guess apparently I don't have enough jiggies to do any of this stuff
oh my god dude
I'm going to drive on, can I drive up the center now?
I guess I am not a merry man!
I just want to delay a racing game where people drove around in penis cars.
This is the we have that at home version.
Ah, tickles, thank you for the severe 2-70 months.
11 always wanted an intangible console. However, due to being extremely poor living in Venezuela,
it was just a distant dream. Using his creativity he made a cardboard super Mario game,
posted it on YouTube and the video when viral. Thanks to the video until those great
CEO Doug Bowser, Rest in Peace, personally traveled to Venezuela to give Paco a cease and
and disist order, and sue his family for $200 million.
It's a strange game, it is a strange game.
Ugh, all right, we got the...
All right, then here.
Oh, no.
My stupid ass cat purges on the side
to the litter box to use it.
She took such a massive shit
But her center of mass shifted and flipped that damn box.
Now there's ketchup, can't piss, and nasty ass litter all over the floor.
Still better than that.
Ah, I do!
I give her 500 mits.
I'm a scene I do and like months,
and that's what he comes back in with.
I'm a scene who's ass and months.
I
Here is a wild bird living on top of my head
Evangelion music is superb.
Not to criticize the writing here, but I think this joke kind of the joke and like the
show kind of ran it's course a little bit hey this is the submarine from Banjo 2E right
I'm just gone, next to bits
Don't just end 69, always wanted to be a handsome world guy, who was extremely
face of ugly, he was just a piston tree.
Ah, Paco, he's a bitch.
Oh, is that blubber?
You don't go blind, you faker.
This music is good, hang on one second.
No burping sounds, yeah, let's hook on.
Oh my goodness.
And 10-11, age just due to creativity cardboarder and always Bowser.
Dug a poor parko to a video viral piece, and this is order million dollars.
A to Venezuela, super into 100 family dream.
Traveled his YouTube press only being here, rest late C.E.O. made our own goodierers.
Give parko one a concert.
Ah, I'm extremely good in this way, but just in the video,
Steve Sue has been here because it posted with thanks to Mario Garra.
Wow, now I'm one, thanks very much. Appreciate that.
Clagra thumbs up deep water, then you can help us solve these sea hippos.
The Clagra's in much position is stand up for himself.
and run bots be after his eyes
so you can also like create a vehicle here
and we've got
so we don't have to just choose that because it's a choose to have ones we want here
looks like a humba
As a tank, they will be to try the humble tank, we press X we shoot.
the
Um...
Oh, we got it, Emma.
So the tank seems kind of crap.
So am I way that's supposed to like kill these enemies because they're not dying.
the
of
all
of
Yeah, a lot of the stuff in the game is like that, or it's like you, I win I guess?
Those weird, and the game has
Mechanics, but then it almost feels like it doesn't hold you to those mechanics. It's just like whatever you win I guess.
That's kind of weird.
of
these are all
all different banjo transformation was a watching machine from the
the pumpkin yeah
I lost a fucking wheel bro
Oh, awesome, real.
Oh my god, you're playing this. I'm so sorry. Oh, it's a fly dog, how's it going?
Chat chose this game for me
It was the most recent marbles winner
I'm too per millimetre per bloody end barbar barbedone barbedone barbedone barbedone barbedone barbedone
I
A-NB, thank you for the tier 2 80 months
This is not a big a HAN-B
You can make your own vehicles, yes
are we racing again
uh... time machine for new rating funder full
i remember being said you're playing with my heart before you find it
remember people please
uh... mama machine dig with a bit i appreciate that make you mama machine
I was probably a plain old tray I had rated yeah so he was playing
bad joke because he read the jays of time recently and stuff. I like
tray. His grandfather three clubs for some of the funniest I thought.
Didn't bottles die, we brought bottles back to life at the end of
to me.
You have the vehicle that's fast and nimble.
Uh, how abouts?
Humbo's racer.
Try that.
This is fast.
you know a game went unreasonably hard for no reason the Burger King
pocket bike racer and then I remember that game for a fucking burger
king game was and I fucking hate Burger King but back game went unreasonably
hard that was a good fucking game for some reason for like a $6 car racer
Yeah, yeah, I didn't see it
You like burrking. I used the life of chicken sandwiches
Oh, that's funny. Thanks to bits
This is so long.
Bro, we're not even, I don't know if we're gonna get the J.E.E.E.E.E.E.
We almost didn't get it.
This is the, you know, we didn't make like an actually fast vehicle.
Wow, how humbos racer saw are you kidding?
What are you talking about humbos racer was terrible?
Look the fuck.
Wow!
Let's go make a vid when we need something fast, right?
uh... is your way to like start over
uh...
So I would have to get fast in the more vehicles I'd put on it with that be faster.
Ah, neither is there is nearly accidentally got this. Yeah, I don't know what can I tell you do.
a
what do we think it's just gonna go fast
ah
is there like past it or something
past it right
I'm going.
Come on.
Tony Hawk, please get him, bro!
Not very fast.
faster than almost racer
all right the same good
put banjo up one put an engine underneath and we already use all of our engines so
uh... exit uh... save
custom vehicle
Okay.
It runs again.
Right, damn, thank you.
The best thing about this game is your own stupidity.
Let's try restarting this again.
That's not driveable.
It's just not obeying my one telling you to turn!
...
Um...
Okay.
Red Lord designs vehicles. I'm working on it.
I find you lack of cock mode will disturb you.
This thing handles like a dream. If you ignore the build, the lack of traction, the lack of aerodynamics, the lack of usability, the lack of handling, and the lack of thought process at all.
Make it taller.
This cube is fucking bad.
So I'm trying to see...
I'm gonna figure this out.
as
as it's going to be like the same problem
the
longer yeah maybe right
and
I don't want to add too much to wait
though
all the more way they have the
moment of the slower we're going to go
I have never seen a car before.
I'm not sure how much the fuel matters here.
I think those are floating and not attached.
I'm pretty sure.
of
ummm
some mad max shit
so like an idea
think theoretically I could do this
and this
so it's attached now
And I don't know if that helps much.
So we have two engines.
I have one more engine I could spend here.
Okay, so try the test track again.
See if this is any better?
it's not going at all
all right if you need fuel
might need fuel
Who else are getting something?
That's right.
It's just controlling pretty well here.
definitely faster than humbus bullshit too
if some can't drive like a total asshole
all right, bigger good
the
strap rockets, I mean, I don't have rockets, uh, save.
That's some vehicle.
Ah.
That's right.
Oh yeah.
Now we're fucking...
the making of the vehicles and that system works pretty admirable well
it's pretty cool I think what's going to be the story does on how well it's actually
gonna use these things. Yeah, that's the thing is that you can do that pretty cool, like,
okay fine, but then what now what? Because I'm pretty sure it's gonna be stuff like this,
the entirety of it, like drive through rings, go fast, pick people up, I think that's about
the extent of the game I feel like I will see.
It's glorified forclosed reasoning.
Marge, better.
Lead and got the T-T medal.
You made some first vehicles in this game?
are the 90-70s levels?
As you don't want to step in half of the challenge, there's a lot you'll see.
I don't want to say, I must know 100% this game.
oh my god these things are so annoying
oh
the
of
a
you
you know this game was a bad racing and not a bad 3D platformer
you know i mean i've never seen anybody play this ever so i'm going into this
I did not know what to expect on New Zealand.
I used to see you. Bekeeper, thank you very much. We're going to do.
Uh, if he's not reenacted with no distance, he'll find a way to nothing.
How do we haul him back up?
About the ice cube relocation vehicle last time's happened.
Few good shots will put Georgie back.
We have to use this vehicle.
ah
can I like do I like that's hatching or something like am I actually supposed to drive the
Bro, let's do like that already?
He's fucking bad dude, yeah, he is.
I
Okay, how does this work?
How do you grab them?
Woah! There's no way! There's no way! This is like what you're supposed to do.
Like this is just wrong. There's no way, dude.
Dude, by pushing him, you're killing him.
He's cheating stuff.
I don't see, I don't know how else he's must do this.
WHAT?!
It's sky just...
Dahee's over and over again.
He's not good enough to target wildisation, I'm over night now.
He's just doing the same thing over and over and losing.
I don't understand how you grabbed him.
I don't understand what the game wants me to do,
what do you want me to do?
Fucking slave!
Holy shit! The drive is sucked!
Waffle, I'm making for the bits.
They want to like drive him inside maybe?
Oh.
Ah!
Here we go.
Thank you very much.
I thought there was a way to like, clamp on it or something.
I got a!
Huh?
No!
No, I think most of the things in this game are not a hard, you just have to figure out the stupid thing you got to do.
Alright, so let's just go return to town.
So there's no reason to drive back to the eggs that I can all.
Alright, so where the hell was that?
Man, that's the left funny dude.
Oh god, the flavor of jank
Cracken's only jokes. Is that weird on your right shoulder? Yeah, for some reason that's up there my neck hurts
up.
Ah, how am I?
Up there.
Up to the cheeky idea.
the
of
a house
there
Yeah, that jiu's gone forever.
This game rolled so drag and drive could roll fast.
What do you even do with the notes, anyone?
is
is very unlike the
n64 soundtrack and the
n64scape will have some tricks like this
So there's like jigs over there, but I have no idea how to get over there to those.
Son of a bitch.
of
Oh, thank you for the bits.
More wheels have a new tray, huh?
So I had a jiggy over there.
I'm gentle driving, you know, gentle driving.
It parts of the Neo3 tonight, I'd shit my pants, I don't have Neo3, I don't have a copy of it.
So, I'm probably playing at the same time, everybody else is.
Is this supposed to be like you need to have a boat or something?
Is that what the game is like pushing me to have?
Or like a helicopter or something?
Here, let me go.
Where do you go change your vehicle in town, anyway?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, but can you take these out on the town?
Like, could I like take this out?
You're locked at this town? Yeah, I don't understand.
and story upgrade. So then actually like you can only take your vehicle out. So like I can't even
take the other vehicle out of it all I guess. It's kind of weird. You can have the vehicle
but only this one. So there's more jiggies over there, but I can't get them.
I have a 9.
Oh, the J.
The cast of vehicles are for levels only, that's kinda shit.
team
so the game gave me more parts
a lot more parts
and
it's like a number give me uh... heavy and lights
and you have
rep
I also think that being able to make your own vehicles and how like silly they can be is a cool system.
I also think that actually, I don't think the level design holds up for it, at least what I've seen so far.
Log box 720 Act 3.
I did get a medium engine, you know.
Did I get a haircut? I did not
But
So where the hell am I going?
If you did get a haircut it would be hilarious.
our haircuts hilarious.
to
the way where is this thing of the board of the
one
you left during the movie barbershop
Was that the more half-sold planes?
Was that my console fucking up or like what even was that? That was the game doing that?
What the hell was that?
Oh, witty! Thank you very much.
I have, like, is that symbol supposed to mean that it's above me?
Oh, I guess you guys can't even see it, right?
And let me move myself.
I'm looking for where this, there's a jiggy on the mini map, but I'm looking for it,
It's like you guys see that. I'm like looking for this jiggy. I don't know if that symbol means it's a bug me or a one
Pocko they could bitch
This game also tears of the Kingdom of Ron.
I think you live in a glass house, my friend.
Please clap.
Oh, there we go, okay, finally.
house in the hurricane.
The way the text overrises this game remind anyone of tears of the kingdom.
Broski, thank you for the bits.
race needs to stop pitils leaving a floater we have to race
Oh.
Um.
If we're racing her, um.
The fuck are we racing her with?
I have no idea the humbuckopter.
One cop there?
I guess I'll try racing on the helicopter.
What the hell is this helicopter doing, Chip?
I'm not sure if I can do this.
It's a helicopter, right?
Is she like shooting at me?
Okay, I guess I win.
Probably like, uh, like, like,
Like brother like attack helicopters are Apache helicopter, but they probably get a good way fast, right?
My plans destroyed.
Oh yeah, yeah, they go fast, it's fog. Yeah.
Boy and rubbery makes vehicles look okay, so that's probably what we needed to get the other jiggies over there, because the one across the water, right?
That's the epic speed limit that it's really hard to break around 230 miles per hour.
What about like chindo helicopters and like those like big ones?
Bro, like those are those helicopters are so fucking cool.
Those like ultra military like lift up shit.
Those are so cool, man.
I think that this is a cool as fuck.
I'm also I love helicopters are really cool, but I'm also really good never being in a helicopter ever as that should those them shits are dangerous
I'm sorry, they just are
Yeah
the
star man thank you for that's here three
obviously everything has its own danger it's feel like
I feel like you must be more likely to be in some sort of accident and helicopter than you are and like almost any other vehicle
I would feel it
Except me, I mean, obviously probably a car is most likely right but
Yeah, they are scary
So now we float
I think, you know, it's kind of, it's kind of, like, I feel like the game has this cool system.
I feel like they should have just let you make things as opposed to, like, you can't use your custom vehicle in town, right?
Let me make a boat.
Let me, let me explore, like, it's kind of weird how the game, I don't know.
It's like the game is kind of, it's really brave for this new system, but it's also, like, weirdly cowardly as well.
This game's like no, you can't just have that in town. You can't do that.
You want to just make your vehicle and go around the world like no, no, we can't let you do that.
Leave it alone
Wait wait wait what happened to the fucking boy at sea? Oh, I
What happened to the boy at sea? What the fuck?
What do you call that shit?
What kind of a lord shit?
What button?
All you have to like press the button?
All right, well, hang on.
Let me get these jiggies over there.
You have the per-well, we drove over to the first time. No problem.
Okay, that does do this.
Oh, you can just do that again.
We drove over to the first time. No problem. What's that up in?
Yeah, yeah, what the fuck?
Weird.
Morning games.
Ah, brown note, thank you for the sun.
Appreciate it, dude. Thank you very much.
Ah, lacrosse, thank you for the sun.
Strange.
What?!
the
jigasian
pay your fine criminal scum
uh... and trunks thank you for the four team months
appreciate that thank you very much
are you going to a hundred percent this
So we actually need a 75 jiggies for whatever the final boss is gonna be cause a little man
the start of the as banjo three and they switch to
okay I don't think I'm going the right way
I really don't understand why I love this game so much.
Why even do I even need notes?
Okay, wait a minute.
So the ball has to go in the hole up here, somehow.
somehow.
Fuck the bullies!
the
yet is as
Okay dude, come on man.
Oh my god, all right, you know what?
What have I done?
the
ball has to go in there
how do we get the ball so it has to go down like a little track down there
uh... cb and j thank you for the twenty nine months really appreciate that they
tv and j
how the how we get that in there
and then about here stealing ideas
uh... researchers getting money got a bit of a bit of a part of the game before
mention of the equals I maybe that mean I don't know hard to say right
how is wrong with the same it's the alternate move almost verbatim I mean yeah I
can't it is right oh the apple of gaming the this game's starving
and I don't know when uh what I guess it's gone well far there I guess it's just
gone. I ain't thank you for the sum. Appreciate it. Thank you very much.
For seven these seven months. I got heistin
Yeah, I don't know what this wants me to do
Let's go this somewhere we need to go right now
Roll it up again think of the sub we should do make it very much
and
vote as like a way up this uh... tower or something right
it
as banjo walkie shit is pants
and
ahhh
of
I guess, but I don't really sure that house, man.
Ah, ah, they want you to feel like a lumbering bear.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I kinda don't know what the game wants me to do.
I guess I can go, you can, like, can't you reset and get them all back,
but I still don't know where to take it, so I don't know.
to
make a ramp out of fence parts is that you think that's the game wants to do
The game's unbeatable time to quit and you're not turning them back in off me where
where what I do that
I
tell you, I'm kind of stumped here, I don't know what the game wants me to do.
Just back to the town center.
Didn't get if you're half-sort, I did like everything there is to do in half-sort.
the
I thought there was a way to like hang on is there not a way to like get the skit another one
of the second can't get another one
Okay.
Yes, the game's over. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what to do to put the new orb in place, but it got stuck on a magnet, and I don't know what to do to get it off the magnet.
We're going to try to figure out.
It took you an hour to figure this out.
These sheets.
I don't think it's quite out of reload.
No, I don't think that's it.
to
the
future dlc i don't think that's case for
this is buggy kick me out to earn my keys i bought this old gym
Oh, apparently we can upgrade void rage all speed
All apparently we're out so we upgraded our speed
Okay, so we run faster. That's pretty nice. Okay
is banjo juicing see that so it has to go the the ball has to go all the way through here
I hope we don't need to know it's for anything else
of
This is like if this feels like what if what if breath of the wild and tears can control like a way worse, it's kind of what it feels like right now.
Oh, we shit man.
can somebody give me to my please help me
.
My supposed to be up there. There's a crane in the lake.
Ow. So there's something in the lake. You know, making myself faster actually made things kind of worse.
Like it's like harder to control myself now.
Oh, praying in the late.
I'm a
Nobody knows why the giant craters are not going to be so we all just sort of no around that doing much
I beg you very much, RUM Ham.
Appreciate some dude, thank you very much.
Okay.
Okay, yep.
to
that's what we need to do is that it or is it the other frame
yeah yeah it's all the box
ah it's okay thank you very much really appreciate that
Hey, huh?
What?
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
All right?
This game looks like one of the games of all time,
and other Banger Marbles pick.
there's the other the so that's the other crane over there
I don't know if I can get my thoughts on that comment, I mean, from one of my fights
of art, I don't think this game is very good.
I think it's like a different kind of bad than two years.
To be honest, I think they would have been better sure that it's let them make another
another banjo game and not have this like whole system but yeah I don't know
it's a special kind of bad yeah I think the vehicle thing should have been like
its own different game
a speckle spy and a towbar
is
is jam jars in the sky that he was on the radio right
is DJ jam jars now
this is people in stratt and a son of banjo racer put a box in the car
join the box and use your wrench to lift up a vehicle helps you fly to
get to the crane faster. I think we see where to go I appreciate it though. I'm
probably don't need to speed run stratt.
Do the speedruns try it.
in
you have to rotate the stick
a lot of that
of the
I think even 30 months, I played half-sorten. I did everything there was to do in it.
I thought the progression system was really cool. I really enjoyed it.
Achievement.
you to make a link in a bit more challenging
you're using the big wooden hammer the beggar rink
I was trying a bunch of different things at the beggar rank and I
inevitably what I settled on was the flail. I found the flail was was pretty
I don't know what to do, but I'm still doing more.
Alright, okay, we're in the light and makes you do more there.
The flail was extremely good for the early ranks, I found.
I think my progress for me was at least how the game went for me.
was the flail was my early game weapon and then I use that for a long time that
inevitably I went to the super flail which is like a stronger flail that was also
good for a while then I made a sword for myself and that sword was rocking
shit it was like a really it was a two-handed sword in the shield I was using the
two and it's sort of one-handed. Oh yeah, I was really good with the flail. Yeah, for sure.
What the fuck? Ow, my fucking ears. What the hell?
God, the hell was that game?
Then I ended up when I was fighting a lot of armored enemies, then I made myself a warhead like a two-handed
Pollack's weapon and that was really good for a while
So I had the Pollack's the two-handed sword and the shield was like my go to then I have the very very end
I got the one I what I beat the game I got the golden the more hammer and that thing is fucking insane that weapon is like one hit and the enemy is almost always dead
I think it was nutty
the
ejector seats boot in a box
armor and another small engine
okay
did you get the barren sword?
ah no, no I did
the
And then I was like, okay, I'm good. I felt like I kind of done everything there was to do with the game
But my most option is I go to mechanic and grab some thought I would get rid of the police
Fighting fit
That's why the long face Mr. Fitt.
I hang out with guys once I get into the bathroom I'm beer bag.
One sec guys.
Ah, ah!
I'm back and for waiting guys, how's your guys, how's your guys, we can, I'm
I'm gonna get his arm, you guys even get weekend.
We got, uh, you weren't here.
We got dunked on like crazy snow.
Holy shit snow.
A lot of it's still here too.
We got crazy, crazy snow.
You worked all weekend?
Quite a once in like 16 months.
That's kind of February, January,
like these months were always kind of sleepy and slow.
Pretty great sign my offer for a new job.
Nice, dude congrats.
You have hit again with snow.
We had crazy snow like all day Saturday something like pretty much started Saturday
It's kind of like Saturday morning like really early and then it went all day Saturday
We have like almost like a foot of snow here. It's crazy
So this is a solid ice bullshit has been rough. Yeah next year
I'm gonna have to get the like our actual snow shovel and some other stuff just in case it kind of shit happened
So
January and February and the Monday of the year. The baby just started rolling over and
more, it goes fast, man. It goes fast. Our babies are rolling over really fast and
like we couldn't stop them from flipping and then they're crawling like it all
happens so fast dude. Get it all next month and it's all on this count. Yeah, I'm not
going to do it now. I'm not going to do it now, but how did we have plans? Now, most of it
all I'm already melted so can they summer can our baby summer salt yet they used
something called no hands when they'd been over rest on their head and like put their
put their arms out like this and we'd say no hands no hands and sometimes they would fall
over push one another over so let's do that for a while let's pretty much
under-soul thing.
A lion weight wherever I go.
So the combat, like fighting,
I'm only talking to take a breath and I'm going to take breathers.
Okay, so we're going to need to choose like a pretty decent vehicle here.
I need to make a vehicle for fighting, I think.
Um...
I guess let's try this.
Let's watch out.
You want to smell in an ice man as you can make it smell plow original snow pusher. It's worth the money.
Buy a snowpull original snow pusher.
I'm not saying I think this, I think the snow that we got here this year was really surprising to everybody.
I mean, it's like record snowfall.
You never, you never expect it until it actually happens.
I'm gonna need like a fighting vehicle I think.
I'm definitely nodding and boulting, the fuck are these things he's like calming
Missile enemies yeah
for how long it was. Well wait, so we lose why do we lose? Why do we lose? Why do we lose?
Yeah, no jiggie. Well, but why?
Because he took too much damage while fucked. Dude
Alright, let's go see if we can go make a better or what a better vehicle for this or something
All right, let's say
Okay, the weapons do we even have.
Power, fuel, protection, weapons.
But I have two egg guns, and I've also got full wars fist and boot and a box.
What's ammo do we have?
That's three. Okay, so we should we should be able to make something pretty do soon here, I think
All right, we're kind of vehicle we're making here
the
a
how about seats
hang on
modify please
so I guess I you know what I guess I can't do what I was trying to do okay
How is Fox and shit? So what's up, Kelly?
How's it going?
All right, now let's go.
So we're still not that heavy.
All right, let's go look at, we need wheel obviously.
and
this is going to be a pain in the ass still
I'm going to put these here too
and
let's say
and
everything is all connected now
the
weapons
okay power engines
we actually have a we have a medium engine now
I don't know, I don't know how good that'll be.
A few more?
Tons have vats for this preview, and it's hard to get.
Okay, look, we test it.
That's track. Let's try it.
Apparently, the wheels are not attached, the wheels were not attached, but that's true.
I thought I thought the wheels were attached?
Wait, how are the wheels not attached?
Actually.
I really thought they were attached.
Now I think now they are.
What do you think this is staying tonight?
All people say in 2008, this game came up.
So the front wheels are not attached.
So, how is this? Okay, how?
So this wheel is attached, but this one is not.
Why?
I don't get it.
Come on!
It's really nice, I guess.
...
Okay, I'll get that.
It's...
...
this is dumb
alright so
now none of my wheels are currently attached
okay we take off all the wheels we have no more wheels
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
Hold on.
Did nobody attach the wheels?
Hold on.
Somebody help.
There's children in here.
Let humanity.
So, it's, I don't understand.
Why is one attached for what is it?
Doesn't make any fucking sense.
Why is that one on the left attached for that one is not?
They are dead.
Oh, there we go.
I mean honestly it drives pretty decent okay I'll drive pretty good we're going to save
I don't know that and we're gonna try this one again
I
of
I knew it! Thank you for that two years, too.
Appreciate that, thank you, dear, Mom.
I had it for saying this one, I don't make so.
Guys like fucking emerged from nowhere and they're not even like all like a slow thread you can react to there are fucking heat seeking missile
Like what the hell dude
Look at how fast and that's it. That's it. He's hit that's it
Fucking bullshit man
I can't even tell it's going on.
Waaaaah!
Stop!
That was really really fucking annoying.
That was really fucking annoying.
the
I think this game oddly I'm purpose.
100% incentive one.
No.
Fuck you.
Hi, babe. Thank you for the 72 months. We should thank you, I, babe.
We have to use this one.
to
Oh my god.
I'm not fucking nuts, you need this.
I thought I said in my life, with slower signalizes.
Respect for playing this game, I could never do what you do.
I mean, it ain't that bad.
I think that's the government.
all live
truly hero
the
one of the chat in the world on sure I'm sure everybody chat
you know I'm such an influence for sure all chats you know I think I'm a little
of some banjo nuts and both of
it
not all heroes were a case I ifs
it's not that bad
going to be flying. Hell no. I will.
I'm so humble too.
and
Okay, so what am I doing now?
I'm racing somewhere.
Oh!
I want to get into my gruntasy.
My David walks you must now fight.
But the quick as the tide is tight.
You winded me over and down.
To catch my breath, I fall in the ground.
Out my butt, it's not quite so, I'll make you suffer. That's for sure.
Ah, don't test, make the bits.
Ah, and he's got thank you for the five dissons.
Appreciate it man. Thank you very much. You mismatch his mits. What happened with mits?
He's got a break of them. Is that a long break?
No matter then it's okay.
as I've been the same since the incident
I think it's how to take breaks once in a while
good for him
I don't know.
Ah, well...
You want me to do this.
Ah.
I'm going to run out of time because I didn't have to start this for so long.
I think we're running out of time here guys.
Yeah, let's just restart.
Stormman, make it for last five and give subs.
Thank you, Starman.
I just disabled, I disabled sonic. I can make it for a higher amount, but yeah, I just
I just turned it off. There are some weird parallels for Breath of the Wild and
here's the kingdom. I thought you can kind of see like where they like got some ideas
They were like, hey, you know, they were kind of croaking with some of these ideas, but like
Let's actually put them in a decent game instead of this game
Being you can kind of see that
I mean yes, sometimes sometimes bad games or bad things have good ideas and sometimes good games have bad ideas
I'm not gonna lose this.
Oh, like, how could you ever go thought of like, maybe they want you to make your own plane to do this fast enough?
Because holy shit, man. How much faster could I have done in this?
Yeah
Say about quest it's for you, Loki love again, which you were more complete. It's kind of how I feel about metal your solid five like metal your solid five was so good
This couldn't fall off here with his own ideas and couldn't we could finish it up?
Can you choose the next five give some alert?
Ahhhh, no.
Right, yeah, like if you want to actually complete everything you'd have to come back to earlier challenges.
I feel like my biggest issue with this game is that everything feels like a mini game.
that not that it feels like I'm looking like where is the actual game?
Like it feels like a sequence of minigames.
This connected minigames that don't actually feel like a completed game.
Like the vehicle system is interesting but they didn't really do much
whether it's more or less like the same things over and over.
I'm what it feels like. Yeah, yeah.
It's crashed three.
Are we are we racing?
Oh, okay, so we're gonna
that doesn't work
uh... this was my racing car right i think this was it
Oh no no no no no!
Why?
and
You guys like to just come boy, you guys can draw some times.
Oh, you just completely lose control sometimes.
God's the street racing, yeah, I don't know man, the off-roading is rough with this car.
I think the music is probably the one of the best parts of this game to meet the
The Banger music was adapted very nicely with the classical score.
we can just hang the...
and...
yeah, I am!
You'd rather play Tuley over this game?
Tom and Jerry asked me...
I mean, Bandos kind of a Tom and Jerry asked me in.
to
we got humble plane and humble boat
pound Jerry was your first video game on Nintendo
man do we actually need seven
Actually needs 75 jiggies to get to the end because holy fucking dick's man. That's gonna take forever
That's not many we actually need you do only 75
I
There's a hundred and thirty I
Made you didn't get the right way
Oh, fuck is that?
You know, on a normal day, you'd be like, get the fuck out of here at the self-promote.
What is this trash? On today, it's like, oh, interesting, really? Don't school, maybe.
to
to gain the guy called it a run
as
all that is
oh I hit this one didn't
that was a band of him I got this for a third game you had to be pissed
It's game does feel like a different game than this is coated in a banjo of paint.
of
the
trainer plane
I choose heavy cop the heavy cop the music does feel a little much
Okay, so they definitely wanted you to be able to fly for sure, right?
the
uh...
and my destroyed
i don't
hand restart what am i doing
I'm sure I don't know what I'm doing, am I repairing?
I tried to turn the key, it didn't let me do it.
I might not understand right that to do that, the wind bitch has to not fucking do that,
right? And the fucking windy ass bitch is blowing with thing away that I need to turn.
So, um, yeah, that is what's going on now.
Ohhhh...
I'm so sorry.
We gotta get it.
Oh, anything. Okay, so let's just avoid the one with the fucking win mother fucker
because that wasn't knowing a shit.
of
if it this way is no it was just a it was just available I was actually ready to buy it on
xbox live it was just available
up
apparently this game is so impoverly just give they just give copies away
That's fine.
I'm just there.
Can't forget some point.
I'm going to introduce you to have, I forget how many we have right now.
Laps around the pool.
Need a fast floating boat.
Why haven't made a boat?
Humbuk gave us a boat, let's try Humbuk boat.
Let's see how that is.
Might be too slow or something.
Oh my god, this is so slow.
Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Apparently we need to make a boat.
How about the equals fucking socked you?
Little Muffalo, you know playing more banjo games, yeah?
Wow, this is, uh, this is Chats most recent marbles game.
Little Muffalo, I guess we've never made a boat before.
The aim is to use a helicopter.
I'm gonna make a boat.
So I have a fuck am I gonna make a boat?
the
And we're going to need floaters too.
Ah, hang on.
I don't like hyperventipede, this should not work with how it's designed, but it probably
well
I guess now I need the floaters I wonder how many of these we need
maybe too heavy bro your guests is good I don't know what this can do
You're death. This is good as mine.
a
Uh-huh.
Okay.
More of the thing.
Maybe the work?
Uh-huh.
I mean, this is not going to work, cause we're all-it-it-that is what means, all it can tell.
Not bad?
You can turn off the-you can turn off, we can see whatever you want.
Okay, so the game can tell whether or not you're going there. Okay, and we're pretty good
It's the bare minimum famous boat design. It's a melody one for me, dude
He Jordan, thank you very much
It's probably one of the best boss fights in the entire series and God of War 3.
I don't recall.
They get just a hit up until he dies situation.
It's pretty much all I think that's it.
I'll move on to the specific tips on that one.
Okay, well this boat is riffing ass.
and
yeah, I don't think I have any certificates
um
I don't even remember what you have in the game at that point like you even have the bow yet or was like a might be sure
the
he has about the bow is very good and got a worth read
uh...
i don't know how good it is against uh... against uh...
areas are hated
excuse me but it's a very good
That's where it was part more in God of War 2.
Instead of the S the actual fight itself is not that great against the Spartan guy.
Yeah, yeah.
It seemed like I figured out how to build efficient vehicles.
Yeah, the building system is good.
I think the game deserves praise for the building system.
They're pretty creative with it.
I think the problem is that the level design fails
to do anything interesting with it, at least so far.
So far, it's mostly just driving a circle,
like there's three or four different kinds of missions
that you just repeat endlessly.
So it's kind of a shame
because the actual system is pretty cool.
It feels like, it feels like there was a good idea
that somehow attached itself like a face hugger to the mange of the series. So you have this weird
kymera of a game that doesn't make any sense. And it's kind of weird.
Does that feel about Cheers to Kingdom? Clock off.
You see here a little gobble boy? I'll be in the skin motion.
Use our courtesy bus to round up stragglers. Okay, we have to use her vehicle.
Yes, I do apparently. What the fuck is this thing? I'll probably like this, E.
Yeah, I agree that like building, building to vehicles and stuff is legitimately fun and silly and it's a good time.
I agree.
Oh, this thing is...
Holy shit, buddy.
Hang on, guys, holy shit!
What?
What?!
Thank you for the sun.
Appreciate it, Matt.
Thank you for the 39 months.
ROOP!
Barbeaker.
The far-back scene seems like a fun time.
Should you have him so much fun with this game, I'm not having like a terrible time, honestly.
I've certainly, I've had worse for sure.
I got this.
I don't know.
This is a video game.
and confirmed is a video game.
I'm gonna do this one with Upscope remastery OG again.
Yeah, I recognize it as well.
and
that was a clankers cavern or something or uh... not clankers what was a thing
rusty bucket that's a
Okay, so we get a liquid squirter, medium ammo, medium fuel balloon and high grip wheel 4.
The Humbus squirter.
Oh my.
We're learning more and more about Humbus.
of
the
3G as this
that was track of
it's kind of easy to lose track of what
worlds are open when because
the game kind of has you ping pongging back and forwards on your know like which world's
Like which worlds can I go to
or which ones have
open stuff at this point.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
What rank did you raise in half sword?
Maximumintense there's nothing else
from me to do and have sword.
And maxed it out.
I'm not sure.
How are you finding this band again compared to the other two?
Awww wildly different.
Very very different.
There is, there are some truly innovative cool ideas here, but they kind of feel weirdly,
I think what that's supposed to be is like you driving on the disc while it's running, I guess, is what that's supposed to be.
And attack on weirdly to a banjo again.
Are you gonna play the Game Boy Advance one and fuck you?
You like to do it? Yeah, the progression mode is a lot of fun. Yeah.
Push these, you need something seriously heavy. Okay, so we must need, uh, you need something
a heavy vehicle. Okay, hummus vehicles fucking suck, but let's try a humbo heavy.
Try this one.
wait is it not enough?
Oh, it does, it doesn't know.
Okay.
We have to hit five of them in there or we've hit one.
And then there should be number two.
Okay?
I guess I was expecting like a bigger like, hey, you did it thing.
that's what's going
yeah, I really like the half sort of missions for sure
the
we like lose a piece I think we did
so the humba heavy is just like barely heavy enough
the
way this one's not heavy enough
or if I can attach the rat
bro it's not heavy enough
Oh, fuck off. Alright, let's go. Let's go make it heavier. I guess the bitch asked for our hogs in the shadow.
that
that's me that I'm all right that comes and
and
I can't really see that you're sitting here in the building.
I can't see it.
I mean surely that's going to make this thing pretty fucking heavy right?
I don't know if it's really fast, but hopefully this shit's heavy enough, right?
Okay.
You don't want to come and it's hard to become with anything and this fucking bull's
the clown ass game
Let's start over
Yeah, fucking start over please
Please start the fuck over
the
bro
is fucking enemies are so obnoxious
leave me alone
what the fuck
I can't move
Oh, man.
Okay, so looks like it is heavy enough now.
Oh, they're fucking ripping my stupid car, alright.
a while
there you go, okay that's why those things are all around the big doughnuts are all around to make a bigger
game
Ah, sausage!
Sauce is very good.
and
that is still ideas from the king
of
I'm going to work in the glove or sponge and it's all dry and I find it really like
in soap the sponge and lick it okay well I think we have we have the Humbus Quarter right
I'm the squirter there, you know.
Ah, sure.
Let's do that one.
I'm sorry, is that all the squirting you can do?
What? Is that seriously it?
That's all the squirting you can do, bro.
Can you squirt a little more?
But come on, man, what the hell?
Wow, so it's how my girlfriend do I need to hydrate?
She's not like this vehicle can't slow, can barely squirt.
All right.
But do we need like more squirt tanks?
What even like is this thing, is it under a storage or dadgets or what?
Liquid squirter.
So we only have one, right?
If I only have one, then that's kind of it, isn't it?
Yeah, okay, so then I don't know, maybe there isn't what you do.
Ammo, you think, yeah, I love Ammo, it helped, right?
Maybe there's something in this.
No, no, I can swear I'm just nervous and tired from walking all day.
I can swear I promise.
Just let me try again.
I'm sorry, what is the squirting supposed to be doing here?
I don't get it.
I
Got a lot of stuff we start challenge. I'm just doing something here.
Ah, Crystal, I'll thank you for the bits, appreciate it, dude.
I'm not a squirt.
now what I can I get more skirt I don't I don't get it
of
the
of the
of
the
is
is squirt still a drink
of
There it is.
Well, if there's liquid here somewhere, I have no idea any idea this year.
Let's see anything.
War is pretty big water, cool, and they keep mentioning a sponge.
I think that's what that thing is supposed to be that we're shooting.
We're part of it is that like I'm not getting any feedback when I shoot it, so I don't know if I'm even doing it right
Is the weird part like that is the sponge I guess
I don't know, man.
Is that even right? Yeah, I mean, am I doing it wrong or something? I mean, surely, like, okay, so now go find water or something, but like, where?
Yeah, we're not, we're not, uh, not enough yet.
I guess I'll go drive up keep driving up I guess
the
the red stuff is cool and liquid on any of it was how to get it right
or if it won't get driving up maybe if nothing else maybe get a middle of
one can see something else
Okay so now we're full okay okay so that's the stuff up here.
Fifty-six months. Also, this is the first game my five-year-old Century has no interest in continuing to play with me when we plan on the series.
That's not enough.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We need this, this should ain't cutting it.
This should ain't cutting it at all.
here's what we need
ah just come in thank you very much really appreciate that
the
yeah, this is what we fucking need right here
all that's trying to get
the
okay now hear the problem is that
while I can fly to get up there it is now significantly harder to aim
now my now my sport is going to be very erratic
as a hell of a lot faster than driving out the course even though I can't aim my
the helicopter and we're...
Thank you think of Metal Gear Solid 5 at this point.
Mortal Kombat and Helicopter Helicopter on the were hilarious on Metal Gear Solid 5.
Do it, this is so fucking weird, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
I was well with the, I was too close.
What is this, Jank man?
What is this fucking Jank dude?
You cannot be too close, fuck off.
But I'm not sure I hit it at all.
that I even hit it like they didn't go up even a little bit.
I don't understand this shit at all.
Let's too close again.
He squirted it all through a hang on hang on.
We got to figure out like the optimal squirt distance here.
the
bro, okay, this thing is not too bad to fly but it is horrible to drive this thing, man.
Look at this thing, it's just spinning in circles.
Okay, I'm not a fucking loss here, man.
I'm at a loss, like, what is that?
What fucking magical distance do you want me to be at?
I doesn't make any sense.
I
Oh, look at that. Hang on. There's one right over here, too.
Awesome hair take-up. I aspire to the level of meant scientist vibe.
I don't know what's going on.
25, they're the 40 months.
Appreciate a man, thank you very much.
Fucking Jank.
I don't think we've done anything to this yet actually.
The meter has moved in all.
Can you get any fun?
That's how much I've made it with us!
Is this broken?
We got it to life, didn't we get it to like, half-once?
So we're never going to make it so I do, should I be as close, should I be as close,
Can I even do this yet? Or what?
you can take this thing off that
Okay, hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up
So you can just take this fucking thing off entirely
So then
Hang on
Well, they said like the beginning thing say had you should totally use this quarter thing and I was like, okay, I'll ball go to the square
It seems like that is not the play.
I thought it was chained on there, I didn't think I could just take it off.
I think you could see why I would think that right.
Oh, I think I got the helicopter flyer on the areas here.
I think we were sporting it correctly the entire time, but it's just it's a drop in a fucking bucket dude.
the
use lover to cool fans of all but they want me to use as the hover swariner of
the
yeah, yeah, it was just a drop in a fucking bucket
of
a lot of more sport amount
of the business are real game
It purports to be.
Ah, FMT-Lo, thank you very much.
Ah, FMT-Lo, thank you for your time.
Really appreciate that, thank you very much.
uh... there are four lights thank you for the thirty months
appreciate that thank you very much
before lights
for some of this game is weren't related oriented on the shore
i think for a life to get him killed we should you guys
there's another one above me somewhere
out.
Red Bear Racing.
As Bans are doing this game, because I think in this game, Kizumi doesn't do anything,
because man does driving the whole time. So, because it's like, why? Because he really is even here, I don't know.
It's so breath of the wild and wild.
It's an air race. Your fastest airborne vehicle.
I guess I'll try the helicopter. I don't know. I haven't made a fast plane yet.
Okay, so I think it was some, I think that didn't, oh my gosh, I got what my
ass in this thing and she.
Okay, okay, so this car is not gonna cut it.
The more quality of Zendro is the idiot and two-eyes the more on.
Okay, let's see how fast the humble plan is.
Okay, this is this is not fast enough, okay, so not quite.
Wow, let's go create a vehicle, they need something to fasten in this.
All right
the
a part of the professional mechanic in a theater
all right let's see a fly and float wings
I haven't made a plane yet
Now when it comes to propellers, I still need engines, right, so is it all just the engines
Gunn.
And fuel?
the
of a well this fly looks as a test
test track
There we go.
Hold it.
I'm gonna fly when it's reversed.
I can't help with guns.
I'm gonna plan into an R-way.
take it those fumes directly to the face could be happy I mean you don't think he has a brain to even damage
right bones thank you for the seventy months appreciate that thank you right bones
all my job we are so much faster
and then you think we might be too fast
I'm too fast, bro, too fast!
I am awake!
I am awake, too fast!
You're off!
Have it.
Have it good?
Uh, good.
Just coffee and water.
Okay, so my play, I got to like, better the gas because this thing wants to fall
A-Nus.
The old gentle on this thing.
Hey chat quick test how many other people are streaming this on Twitch right now
God nobody else is streaming this on Twitch man. I really cornered the market
You know chat if there was a test of streamers who are consistently playing games
I've nobody else plays on Twitch. I think I might be up there dude
That might be one of the most
That's probably mostly due to marbles
I'm one of those traitors
flying hippos, thank you for the 72 months, really appreciate that, thank you very much.
It's used to be a satisfactory stream of dead.
A Lord of the Rings mud real, a mud dam.
test factor is a really good
a love
is a great game
a life factor is well but I like
a little hit
and running lap thank you very much
for the seventy nine months
flying hippos thank you for the
Thank you very much.
You probably like Dyson's fear program
the best things up?
You were expecting Marvel's to be a successful ideal,
to be so successful in the idea.
I don't know, man, I think it's a question mark
at how successful it is.
Sometimes I feel like Marvel's is a great idea,
and sometimes I feel like it's the worst idea I ever had.
So I don't know, man.
It really depends.
Wasn't there a photo of Elon Musk
wearing this outfit at one point?
That was good.
It's pure branding like bows.
I almost feel like it's almost like in some ways it feels like a stream lottery.
Like if you win the lottery you get to choose a game.
It's a great idea.
A wings of D.M.I.S.L.U.
Arm is able to keep getting over there and hit their weak spots before mass of damage is done.
Not so good at the fighting, not so good at the fighting.
I guess I'll go with the Humbai Heavy.
...
I'll break the stands of the heck for the $5.
Wait, you can't try them up that!
of
I cried for both thank you for the 65 months humble octopus. Thank you very much
How many donation was to you to have one? I have to get the one I never I never made another one
I have been I have a ton of middle nerds and give some donations. I don't
Here
I'm being created the Homer car.
I'm not knowledgeable, oh I can just like, I keep feeling this exit.
I'm not knowledgeable about cars at all.
I can really not.
What are some of the weirdest cars like ever?
Somebody here knows about cars, right?
What are some of the weirdest cars ever made?
The Cybertruck?
We'll never be forgot yet the Sonic alert is uh no more. The P.P.C. is what's so
worried about us? I'm visually what's so worried about the P.C.C. is. The Delorean, the
Delorean was like it's it's a really cool looking car but that car was bad right?
The Planet problem?
Just just visually.
The problem was unique. I remember that car. I want to say it was a kid. I had a model of that car
It's aesthetically a sin again. God
Cybertruck
To wrap the 207 kind of feels like the amount of jiggies is kind of speeding up here a little bit
and M.D. one of the Frankenstein of the occult is a really
I don't know what's about cars
ah she said come see humba
humba's over here what you got humba
As the Martin LaGanda,
Oh, so you can use things like by her basic vehicles.
I really like to make these things myself, right?
Bro, look at that, the humbug tank.
New LEGO cars pretty cool.
There's a jiggy here, we didn't get also somehow.
I didn't see where there was another place we could go right now.
The 1958's served the Lord, what the fuck is that?
You'd love your electric vehicles, you haven't paid some gas in years.
we have a hybrid. I think our is it mandated like most modern vehicles or I don't know
and like legally in some places like they have to be hybrids now right.
Some places have laws about the next five five.
So these are we got all of these.
the
Okay
It's the one
Oh
The Jigasan
Steam is the future
the
natural gas, we better
the last thing option for wood paneling on the side
the water sports enthusiasts, I mean, maybe we need to introduce them to the Honda Spurber
can't wait for the movie. Our police get this shot.
Listen, chat the Humbus Quarter is a vehicle in the game, okay? Get your minds out of the gutter.
Wrong with you.
and
this is garbage because it's just like what they give you in the town
and
I don't think he knocked out with one big shot
I was willing to pull him a poker.
I thought he'd be down to the signal head to suit him first down to falls, it's out of your hands.
Let's see.
Let's get the plane.
We're gonna like fly into it as hard as we can.
I'm not quite.
Not quite.
I did better, but better but not quite.
the
imagine this is battlefield
came and when you go to play something
I'm going to play something I don't hate. I play the, yes, I played Street Fighter in the age of empires and
I play it quite a shit with a half sword recently.
Man! What do I do?
Apparently chat the these are this is the leader board apparently
I think it's been I think perhaps it has been hack
Yeah, I tried the middle, that didn't do well either.
We're in traffic middle again here.
you sport at them, I think I could.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Try again.
the
struggle
the same as a
I bet you're pardon?
What was that?
The fuck with that!
I'll get him next to him.
See, that was not as better, but not enough still.
Still better, not enough.
and
I need a wider plane that's a midday
No way to land the center and
I may have to make a different vehicle, like make this one wider or something.
the
man do okay I guess I need to I guess I need to make a different vehicle or something
because it's just not working out man
And then we're gonna...
That's terrible.
This is a terrible idea, but I'm here for a minute.
Is that good? No, it's not that.
I'm just like actually dead.
So what is, uh, what's on attached anymore?
That's true.
Like everything.
and
everything is a touch anymore
uh... now we could know something so a touch
uh...
Both of the wings are attached!
I know you're new to this, but I believe you're qualified to be emboing 737 flight
things in here now. I mean, we just start over Chad, we're gonna start over.
when you need to make a big jigger plane
god the camera on this is so shit
OK!
We're gonna try three pulls and let's see if we can attach the way in on that.
All right, now it's all touch.
All right, oh, the humanity.
The poles aren't a touch, shit.
Okay now it's all touch.
Now it's all touch.
engines.
Ah, alright.
I'm taking my lunch break right now just to watch the-
This has the same energy as the character creation screen in NIO-U.
I got let's see, let's try it, let's test it.
and
I may not bad right
it's really wide
Ace is my angry, thank you very much. Really appreciate that.
Oh wait, what is it attached?
These are attached?
How are these not attached?
the
one
to
the knowing
that's weird how these the polls either do or don't attach here so that's
still not attached you know the polls are kind of strange
the
all
thirty six months
I have the ideas till I have my first baby
give me the worst first time dat advice chat
It's gig, thank you very much for the 36 months of really version though.
Alright, we have the vehicle.
I think this one we're gonna try. Let's see it works.
Okay, blue blue.
A world-word two flame.
Oops, cam.
and
the doctor slaps your babies flat
and
I am playing this on the exp on my exp.
I mean, well guys, we tried that, let me try flying into the center.
playing this. So we thought it would be funny if you had to play it for eternity
and help. Thanks.
Uh, did you guys really think we're 11 months, or did you that?
Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh
Oh my god
I regret falling for the f***ing plane I haven't f***ed ass
That's actually, I don't know where to this, I'm not actually how you play Dominoes.
There's actually like a real game you play in Dominoes.
Exactly how you play it.
and
yeah that was actually pretty fun to play
like I used to have my grandfather like a million years ago I remember I really don't
know how to play them
fun.
Ah, and Garen's race.
of wins
I can probably make a better car than this one but we'll go this one now
Yeah, the game, um, the game wants to make sure you're like upgrading off.
The G is shooting backwards out of me.
Okay, well, the game likes to make sure you're updating your vehicle.
We'll talk, definitely like to make sure.
They added more engines.
Watch me! Get off me, you fuck!
Holy sh! When you get hit, you get fucking destroyed!
I think we're good.
I don't think uh, I don't think this game is entirely negative, wait.
Guys, I think I'm out of gas!
They come by be out of gas!
Every run on a gas looks like you get like some...
Some pretty gas.
Banzo to eat Uber to here, we have gas now, I can't breathe!
I can't get off me
You're off me, you fucking Tangerine bitch!
Come on!
God damn it!
the
Oh!
How bad! It's weird. It's like you're in third place.
I haven't hit the game, though, just going on.
Don't read chat and drive very cool.
How long is his race bra? I'm running. I'm gonna run out of gas again.
I put as many fuel tanks on this as I could.
the
all
as a same as a lot of them fueled by what every you think I'm
Ugh.
Everyone race to find it.
Tripped over when he ran over a pedal, yeah.
That was so funny.
And by my clap, he's so funny streamer.
I'm so funny, I give him Twitch Prime.
This looks dumbly dumb up.
Glorious T.T.
Ah, so bonus! Thank you very much for the 56 months.
Yeah. I love this game.
So we have to use the pizza wagon.
and
So these are all that wings I can either use or not use so wait wait wait how do I get a pizza?
Oh, I have the light put the pizzas in the back or something, is that it?
uh... let's just try that one again
uh... i'm not that good today what the hell did i see how did i sleep
but i sleep in the break my neck position
That's a bad idea.
I
Scrum deal bank with the sudden we should have dropped a big very much
I don't know this game is
All that bad I don't know your game is all that bad. I don't know if I said it's good, but it's not all that bad
The music feels like it's insulting you. That's par for the course for banjo. It's been going for like over a week now, dude
Okay, so we're actually done here
World number one banjo fan
found. So all those are inside. Can I even get inside the? Oh, I see. No, I thought
that was whole. So man, how do you like get inside of them? Well, I think that
I think that's the games like Banjo 2 in this game, like they kind of have different sins, you know?
Okay, it's just around this way. They do like different things wrong. So, part of the compare honestly.
This may be the best banjo. I think Banjo 2 is the best banjo again.
is that better than the previous two I mean it's definitely not as miserable
the play is too e
it's not yet I mean
the both wrong
Two-way all three banjo games in one month. I wasn't I was never planning on playing this game but the most I had to protect the sanctity of Marvels because the most recent Marvels winner
I chose this game and all I made of marb can't land mine games
Bart landmines again the whole the whole system falls apart
a cheap and big banker. A special award my mobile put falling in the garage so
American use it to build better vehicles okay. Large tax you see the spotlight
Tobar, heavy cube, heavy pole.
Okay.
Play more games, no one will watch.
There are so many three games you were scared it could be.
Yeah, when the marbles, so the marbles went to start it off saying,
it's time to finish the trilogy.
And at first I was like, oh man, does he mean Mass Effect 3?
I don't promise to finish the game.
Ah, I was like, oh my god, does he mean Mass Effect 3?
And then I was saying, no wait, what if he means Kingdom Hearts 3?
Oh god, what if he means Shedmooth 3?
And then it turns out I was fucking banched, oh no, it's impossible.
Of all the things he could have meant there.
Some of there's so many threes.
This is the least bad three.
I almost pretend to start Mass Effect over, like play Mass Effect 1 and 2 again, it's been so
long.
the
Chad Shepherd
I'm... are you... oh... okay?
Angel...
Is one streaming at least, thanks for that? Oh, I mean...
I'm not having... I'm not having a terrible time.
Yeah, I fucked the notes.
I
Okay, I am having a terrible time actually please go
There it is Jesus
King my mind I actually am having a terrible time
I'm not even gonna use my Xbox. It really is that my Xbox really is a fucking banjo machine.
A banjo to these Mr. Patches blocking the sunlight high above use of flying through them on the tacky boat to blow in his patches and deflate the washed up windbag.
Do I have a plane that has a shoesting?
That's my stupid plane.
This is my, okay, let's go this one and then we need to edit it a little bit.
We need to need guns on this thing.
to
Let's see, oh, we learned I did it myself.
New armor core, look at the all-fuck it's the sky from Banjo to me.
Bless you.
Oh, what I did to myself, my neck fucking hurts.
Um, so what am I like trying to hit him? I'm trying to hit his patches.
Get up on the thing goes back. It's called approaching your 40s and your 40s. Your neck
It starts to hurt seems like an unusual thing to hurt, I don't know.
What's the organization, Neckards?
I
think you're sure I did you know what it probably is yesterday when we're out in the snow,
I was like, hey girls, watch and I jumped backwards on the ground like I hit pretty hard
on the ground so there's probably that honestly.
I'm pretty sure if it would make my girl smile I would like jump into a weak
Thresher.
I don't care if we would make them smile like I don't care.
I'm dad into Harden.
I don't care at all.
Where is it?
Parenthle and things hit too hard.
So I was not in a story yesterday, so I was outside of my girls and one of our babies,
like one of our babies she likes to snow, the other one loves, she does not want to come
back in, but we're outside, and you know how I'm like kidding, like through a little snowball
one of them. And I hit her right in the back of the neck for the snowball, like perfectly
right in the back of the neck, like where she didn't have any clothes. She's like, oh god, sorry
It was an accident, I didn't mean to you, right?
Um, bro, where is the last patch?
Under, maybe?
So, yeah, I threw a title to snuggle and hit her right in the back for a neck which
was exposed at the time.
And then they were like, okay, and then like maybe like 10 minutes later, whatever.
We had a ship with a snow on a tree, and we're also like, all right girls, watch, watch
this.
So I just had shaking the trees, like a small tree, and like so much snow started falling
off the tree.
Like a huge amount of snow fell right on the same baby's head
But they're super cheap on you know, if I so roses the one that loves the snow like that
If I had done it to do the turn only shoot it in so upset
But Rose did not want to come back inside.
That is not bad.
Both were an accident.
to
do internal reaches for the super shotgun
she looks being outside but after a while she was like okay I think I'm done with the outside
okay so I got like
I have to find the last places to hit on this thing.
That's for a little bit over the 50-centen months.
There's got one more somewhere.
Doom Eternal's like me.
Well, I don't see it.
What do you want from me man?
Stop!
God damn it!
This is so annoying!
Fuck!
the
one
to get forever is getting it to helicopter might be better all
a year maybe I don't have a helicopter made so I have to make some
and
he does fight back in fucking asshole. He's got fucking more minions running around.
And then the timer's there.
Uh, Teddy B. Thank you for the 66 months for really appreciate that. They can teddy-been
All right, I was only one more. It's gonna find one more spot
no, not the shit
Bro, I just don't you guys see it?
I'm not singing at all.
I'm the nose you think?
Ace Combat 7.
Ace Combat was actually, that was a really good Marvel's game. There was a lot of fun too.
Oh, motherfuckers. There you go, geez, I didn't see that for so long.
to see if they for a while maybe in the tanks
is it really it's come back someone's a lot of fun
I really did not know that
I didn't know that Ace Combat was like, uh, I guess like a weird soft science fiction world.
None didn't know.
I learned.
Stripe project wingmen.
Yeah.
Do pilot wings?
Yeah, kind of, right, yeah.
From the top of the giant crate pot, numbers find this coconut you'd be collected and put
into a farm hand hop or a lot of the worth more points would take up more space.
So we're gonna need something that can pick these things up.
How many trays do I have?
life two trays okay here we're gonna do we're going to
start over here
and we're gonna get storage here
that's actually a thing thats attached to it
alright let's see uh so need fuel
and need power
whiteness my carry all this game need a 3D grid
and you know that the system in the game it works
It works fairly well.
It's not too bad.
Oh, let's say
they're small engine here although i don't know how fast we're really using this thing to be but
you're gonna use that as your jolification to bowing
R2.
R1.
all right so maybe this is good for storage I feel okay here's like I feel like these
things are gonna bounce out if we put them in there is there a way to make that like
less of a possibility, like a panel, maybe.
Yeah, I was gonna try to do that,
so I'm trying to do right now.
I'm not just going to try it either way.
Seems like it doesn't really want to work that way. Alright, let's just try it. We'll see how this works
Look at the dokey panica they made an existing game and attached to the banjo
when people were saying is
that like basically the rare wanted to make a banjo. Oh god wait no no no I didn't
I didn't say that all right they did not fucking say I needed a god damn plane this
I said make sure you have lots of storage but I'm not a fucking plane I need.
I want to remake a bandial here with you to be pissed and want for something to do.
Is that what it was?
Alright.
I don't think we're going to work, kids.
Yeah, this works.
bullets on the wheels.
I
Who is I'm no
What are we done?
is that we got them we just do perfectly just enough to get the jiggy
the
ahhh thank you very much
well done thank you really appreciate it so thank you very much sir whatever
I think you've all done appreciate the 59 months dude.
My nuts!
Thanks, Roger. Thanks, Mowgees.
The order.
enough for the big one, but hey, not bad. My big vain nuts! How'd they make the
air were not listening to this game so accurate? I just have them talented folks over there.
I'm mad that words.
A lot of them jiggies here.
So, you're kind of revisiting and feels like the same like two levels over and over and over and over.
And like, you know, obviously the character show up in his different missions or whatever, but it kind of feels...
You know, like, I don't know, like one of the benefits of Banjo, because you're weird too,
as you get to see new areas and explore new areas and see the themes and stuff, right?
So, rareheadly, all types of those I can probably imagine, yeah.
I'm on a ship to attack to see one idea of the user floating water be a attacking
lady to destroy them all um I guess let's go make another floating attacking vehicle
I probably use like an attack helicopter as well, right?
I wish there was like a little delete all option.
the
to me, I've like kind of really no bother.
I think, uh, I want to say you'd be soft as kind of going through it, you know, like they've had a lot of problems.
I think in general is not the gaming industry going through a lot of shit right now in general.
and
and so we need uh, floaters.
If you be soft made, Elden Ring.
as you have to
polish here we need engine and fuel when you've guns at ammo
both of us are the best one is nothing and best one of the phase AAA wins last year
I kind of like Ubisoft and general like they've they've gone the route of bigger bigger heavier budgets on games
and
I don't think that that's necessarily been an investment that has paid off
I
go in these like absolutely bonkers budgets for games
and massive productions and I just don't think that's really worked out for them particularly well
and then you have a game and you have on the other hand you got a game like
you know I have to me I'm kind of angry if I'm an investor and you be so which I'm not I'm kind of angry that
You know, you let people like the talent to be like people that made extra 33 goes because
You know, they know it's an environment where their game is never going to get made and they're not going to get green
But and then they go and make their own game, you let that talent walk away and then they fucking make
Game of the year and sell you know 10 millions of copies right and what did you do instead?
You put all this money of this thing and then all of this and then it under and then at this point so I'm kind of annoyed if I'm an investor right
So we have the machine gun, got the engines, are we good to go?
Well, it's a boat, can I go in the water?
I don't know why they didn't think I was a boat.
Oh, then I'd have put an engine in.
Oh.
I probably can't find some, right?
Okay, save.
You forgot to make the boat go bird.
All right, time to game.
I thought we were above!
I'm
Put it in the water there
There we go
The only soft got picked twice with former employees making its prediction
30 seconds back.
I'm sure the Prince of purge of people will come back and get there and get to the land.
Wait, all of them are here.
Oh.
I didn't do anything.
I think you can understand the first triple double eight in one.
Sneak, go into.
$500 million in making a game that doesn't mean gamers or anybody are obligated to play it like it, all right?
So to me, if I'm like investing millions of dollars in something like Ubisoft and I'm seeing like
This is the result is that you're letting talented people go you're blowing your budget on these games that underperform like I think something's wrong there, right?
So I
I think that the people that are on the ground making the games like that are really talented
to do graphics or game design, a level designer, whatever.
Those people that get shafted, right, they have the ones that get screwed over, because
they might make 70% of a game and then get fired in the game never gets made.
So those people that actually get screwed, right?
And one of my boat to have wheels, yeah, yeah, because the fucking sea, the people that
the you know the the producers and the people that you know in charge of CEOs
is if they really face any of the consequences of that right yeah yeah so
if we did the players are obligated to play the game and it'll make them
take them away later right right wasn't there also like do you be
something like you know actually own your games and like like all that other
shit dude something something's rotten in that company
I mean, how much make you so many percent of the game can go on a resume also like you know you meant mega fuck. Well, I mean, if you had like a if you were
You can still show like a portfolio even if the stuff never got made into a game.
to
pull breakfast by heating the egg up to take it back to me don't break new
vehicles like in transport the fragile egg safely.
Okay let's whip out my helicopter again I guess.
Sure, right.
Yeah, what is happening here?
A new VAM joe game, it's Mileyface emoji.
Smileyface emoji.
Is it good?
Ah, well this one's not new.
the skins went out for a long time, so we heating up his egg in the volcano, I would assume,
right?
Something's been out for a while.
you think I got to drop it in the lava?
I think you wrote a for the sub, we can do thank you very much.
There's a good performance about as a little profane, I think the game has been profane
fine yeah yeah that's fine. I'm used to playing Bloodborne man and get
worse than that. It's like sexual. Half my product never make it
construction anything in NDA is unspecified per NDA. You could also maybe have like super
advisors or whatever and they could like dodge for you. I guess it depends, but I don't
work in the gaming industry in the end, so.
I don't work in the gaming industry. I'm just a clown who, I'm just a internet clown who didn't
get to play Neo3 early.
Yep.
The water pipes run dry and we've got a disaster.
One up the water pipes, a vehicle that can carry things might be used on a short
lots of options to fit into those pipes.
I mean I don't know this can carry stuff right what are we carrying?
Okay, I accidentally don't know what I'm doing here, oh, like that okay, that's what we're doing
the
You know, this is John Williams conducting banjo because it is really-
Hans Zimmer's best work, the music moxus.
Time also should bad take the entire game is all timed, like everything is like the-
If you don't like that then you don't like this game because that's the whole damn thing.
I guess if you get the trophies you also get the trophies give you pieces of jiggies as well, I guess.
Is that how that works?
That's that to me is the major issue with the game is the level design and premise behind everything is
extremely one-dimensional and flat.
time to race drive here go here you're done you lie that's like that is
everything
let's see what I'm in the middle of gold trophy
we're going to story not really no
we as a flying attack the prize you'll need a vehicle that can add a
defense statue or take the attack to the grunt boss
Do I have a plane that attacks?
Yeah, this is the plane that attacks, I'll try this one.
I
Don't know what's again. I think about every so often
Anybody here play toy soldiers
It was an Xbox 3 and Xbox live hard game game back in the day it was like a weird world and war one
Like toy box game
game
uh... like a tower defense title
i think about that game i think it is an unsteam
unsteam enough
it is
two game i have not played that game and it's very long done
of
I just lost.
Okay, this lost.
This new ace combat looks terrible just lost.
I haven't played toy soldiers in a long time.
That game is really cool.
little long hours time.
No, no, it's a game called 20 soldiers. It was a Xbox Live Arcade back in the day.
Not, not Army men started to heroes.
Hold on, it's a different game.
So dude, man, we gotta survive for a minute. These guys are fucking me up. There's a lot of them.
Holy crap.
Yeah, we're almost dead again, we've got 45 seconds to go.
Why is this so fucking stupid?
All right, I don't have bigger guns, man, I don't have bigger guns, man, I don't
Where is this one?
All I have are the fucking egg guns still
All right, this one.
one
ah, even two ten, thank you for the 78 months.
I really appreciate that, thank you very much.
Are we going to try to just cover and shoot with this?
Hey, even two ten.
I'm doing better or worse here.
I can't turn.
and I am now out of ammo can I like defend this thing and what about like sit on
I'm not sure.
Nooooo!
Okay, alright, I got you know what?
I got a new fucking idea.
I got a new idea.
and
I
My creative streamer
I have the volcano. I'm gonna keep on keep moving. I'll keep mobile. I'm not trust that shit at all
Blue forest again
This game has some of the dumbest challenges I've ever seen
I thought for a second like, oh man, what if this thing is too heavy for me to lift?
It's like, no we're good.
I think if I drop it, it might take a lot of damage.
I mean, I'm pretty sure they made it movable by intention, yeah.
Yeah, I think the suggestion said you should find a way to fight the planes or you should find a way to defend it
So I just like I'm just gonna put this bitch on my plane and fly away. I love that
I'm fun. You'll notice they fucking do it your own. That's what I'm doing.
The weather so you do it tears in the kingdom shrine.
Ah, I'm sure I'll play tears again someday.
I
I you know I always forget we're done here
and
the
one as you turn off the council
here's a 60FS is amazing
yeah, that'll be fun to get to at some point
I'm obviously not in a huge rush to play a breath of the wilder tears again, but
we still need like 40 more jiggies, I think it said something like that.
Guys, I am gonna use a bathroom real quick. I'll be back in just one minute. The RV guys one sec
This baby's there.
They didn't.
They never, never, never, never enjoyed Naps at all.
Apparently they're they're ready to go outside play in the snow a little bit more
A mouse was great. Uh, I'm playing ass. I think with bits. Thank you very much.
All righty
So what just opened up here?
What's up? How are you?
That's new. Are you anti now? I do. I love Naps. You kidding me? It's my babies that hate Naps.
They've been they've been bad sleepers since the word go.
It's like if they take an hour nap, it's like a blessing and then we hear about people who like
hear about people who like their babies take like two hour naps and it's like holy shit.
How the hell make what the hell is that like?
I give me my helicopter, please.
I love that's why I hate some dodices we find with them so far.
I love that man.
I love Naps and I haven't taken one on the long run.
I have two, I have two, two year old baby twins, yes.
on the stable hardware. It's on our communities how are you?
Can you never expect this game to look like this?
So we have to use this what the fuck is this?
Take it slow.
Oh, we did probably take this up, just pick up a meme, take this up.
All right, I have not taken a nap and very long time.
I think the last time, you know what, I can actually tell you specifically the last time I tried to take a nap.
It was when my entire, we all got sick.
This is back in fall or like, it was like late summer, early fall.
All house of got sick. I was like finally like my wife was here and her mother-in-law was here.
So the babies were being washed. I was like, I'm so tired. I'm gonna take a nap.
Okay, yeah, go take a nap, go take a nap. Okay.
What my head down? Close my eyes. Maybe nap, cool, like 20 or 30 minutes.
And I hear a crash in the house. The kind of crash that you hear that like
like something, something just like horrible just happened.
Like the kind that makes you like,
drilled up.
So I leap out of bed, I get up.
My mother-in-law had just fallen down the stairs.
She took her, she took her, she took her bed,
fall down stairs.
She actually, she busted her head on the floor.
And then I've had an call, we called the ambulance,
she had to go, she went to the hospitals,
He's fine, but she had like a nasty black guy for a while.
That was the last time I took it up,
and I think it lasted 10, 20 minutes.
Yeah, she's fine.
Actually, you know what they did that,
and they actually caught something else,
but so in the end, it turned out to be a blessing.
But that was literally the last time I took it
and that was like a sleeve,
and then all of a sudden,
hand-emoting and brace out the moment I could go to sleep, too.
No, I fucking I heard the crash.
I let that I was terrified I thought something happened to the babies you're not
Don't turn up the herald was all fine, but still I'm a boy kidding
Come on, we're all we're all glad she's okay
All the story never take nine now. I never take a nap
Well, we were all kidding. I were both sick, so
in love your weights now and there was a dude at your daughter damn we're going to
have a grandparent this week fuck the god I came to imagine lose my fucking mind
Oh, I'm being able to patch you if you're fired, so I have to use whatever this is.
No, I think I bet I could sleep after that, you kidding me?
So this thing has a jump apparently.
Now we're going back up.
Uh, am I like, am I like shooting this or what's the deal?
This is the Xbox logo from back in the day, this, so thanks a lot.
and
it is a lot of
And now we're taking a lot, whoa, okay, wow, you know, that's one way.
What happened no
No, you can't.
You kid me he fell out. Oh my what the fuck? Where are you falling out?
What a stupid bitch getting the fucking car asshole
I need my laptop, okay, so just go back up and get the laptop I guess, okay.
I'd play this game if I could.
There are a little, uh, thank you for the tier 3.
Fuck yeah!
Oh, here's a ramp! Oh, there's a guy at the top and guess what? He just blows you right back down!
Cool level design, thanks game!
Ah, from low and thank you for that tier 3.
You shouldn't matter, thank you very much.
I think it's on.
Uhhh.
The UK has the kitchen heard, uh, on your budget nap PTSD, uh, fine.
I was just remembering the last time I fucking out.
There we go.
ah Jeff Drow thank you for the 18 months really appreciate that they could Jeff Drow
So I got a jiggy from getting the trophies there I guess.
If the nap after reading on the wild, suddenly eating drains me so bad, I mean I'm glad
you can do that, bro. I can do it for you.
Ah, it's worth them here.
Is this game better or worse than to me?
I feel like they commit different sins.
But they do different things wrong.
It's also not easy comparison with how different the games are.
and
get from where you're right right not an easy comparison
Look at the guys fucking running to get hit by me what I need the dash cam out of these guys and sure
Where in scammers get that a lot of here dude?
They really shouldn't have put like a million gigantic rhinoceros around the fucking town.
But Jesus fuck!
Okay, so where the hell is this?
Oh there's another one over here.
and
town is a look alive great you have a bunch of pointless NPCs that get in the fucking way and knock you over
the
chiefs man
ah, so we're up to 40
uh, yeah, we got some new parts, egg turrets
It's actually more floaters, spring and box.
All right, so there was a new area we just opened up.
I don't know where, though.
Not some floaters right here.
are going to turn it from his last shopping trip
the
of the camera really hates you in this game some fun
I didn't see where the next place opened up
but it was on a roof somewhere nearby
you don't know the docs I didn't see it I thought it was on the roof over here somewhere yeah yeah
We've done this home.
We haven't done this one.
We have done this one though.
Okay.
We're at the Angel Land Act 2.
I'm not a shopping cart thief.
No, not the fucking bully.
I think about you every time I return my cart now.
And back here it is filled you borrow that from vision I do not I've never taken a mission I've earned.
Oh yeah.
Press the generous which dispense balls and drive them into the goal inside the
need of vehicles suited to guiding and striking balls.
not like a crazy wide vehicle.
Yeah, let's do this one.
Let me stop some more engines on this one or something.
This one seems really good.
It certainly has that on it.
them
log and push here
how bad is it been so far
It really hasn't done that, man.
So they get the jiggy I need, uh, more.
Whoa, I just hit the shit out of this ball.
people wouldn't have crap on this game as much as it wasn't a banjo to do the game
yeah it's like I said before, jeez, I have like too much power.
It feels like they had this cool system and it's like they thought like let's make
banjo this and those things have like nothing to do with each other like in all.
you know everybody knows I fucking despise banjo but I feel like there is oh really
good there is nothing to say that banjo couldn't have like an astrobot Mario Odyssey
style game and could totally make it come back like in and there's like nothing wrong with that at all they could absolutely do that
I don't think there's like a a death of games like that like we don't get we don't get we don't have that many
Astrobox or Mario Odyssey's
It's very rare we get we don't get really good 3D platformers to this I feel like there's genuinely like a real opportunity there for Microsoft if they could actually get
They're shit together, but...
Oh my god, get off!
Fuck, man!
Fuck, he's shit!
Yeah, I mean, I like you know, I don't like the banjo characters like the world. It's cute. It's fun. Like sure. Why not?
Like leave the bullshit in the past like forget the fucking collect nine million things
Making a fast food platform. I mean you got some blocks that move around. You got stupid grumpy boss fight like to me
That's an easy win for Microsoft
What is this? It's not a great game.
You can layley is that? Yeah, but you can layley is also, it doesn't have the
banjo name or the financial backing of something like Microsoft behind it, right? So, I don't
know what the budget is for you, Khalil. But I would actually wait for that a lot of people.
There's a lot of people who have heard of banjo, Khalil, Khalil. And haven't
nostalgia for Bandit Kuzui and they have never heard of the ukulele.
Probably they even know what ukulele is.
On people, I just want more banjo. I'm just saying that the opportunity is there if they can get their shit together.
That's why my plan and they're going to revitalize Bandjo is that I would hire the dev studio and I would lock them in like a facility for six months.
And the only way they could get food or sleep is they had to play like a certain amount of mario
Odyssey. I got pretty much like brainwashed them and and make them play nothing but mario
Odyssey. And then after they had served their sentence then I let them get to work.
And if I don't like what I'm if like as I'm playing it as I'm testing if I don't like what I'm playing
they go back in and play more mario Odyssey. Maybe some astro about as well.
It's not this you have been promoted to CEO of me yet.
Take it to trash where the trash and love it inside.
If you don't lift all these into the air, it would be useful.
Alright, just to be equal for you.
Walk them in a room.
And that's not all my game dev plans.
That is one, that is one plan.
Never work for Mars.
So we need to get these and put these in the trash, all right?
...
is my nose, my nose?
I want the surprise for the air is so fucking dry here.
It makes sense.
Wing twice.
Why does it sound so much like Mario Rabbids muzing?
What classical song is it?
Some of these are a lot of these are banjo-consuming song-song-song-song-song-song-song-song.
the
back down
and I was at the so dark as
all keeping posted my facial in my appearance at all times
Please
We have hairs
I think King Henry the eighth had didn't he have like a professional asswiper
if like the guy would like
I don't know what it was like it was called like the King's
room or something. He tracked it as personal prayer and you can be
you can be that to me. I'll be your Henry the eighth. It's so good thing.
This boy
It's honest work why why is the funniest part of the Flintstones the dinosaurs that have like the job of like trash can and stuff like why is that
Why is that the funny thing of the Flintstones man? It's all levving
The master of hind
Was there a family guy sketch about the dinosaurs in the first time this one was pretty good one?
Yeah, the pelican toilet right right what is the pelican toilet say?
I'm using your, it's a living and you think you have a shit job and finally playing this
Mashpiece it's it hasn't been that bad. I get it. It's not that bad honestly
It's a really really weird game
A male order gameplay creation device find a carry the three parts of the device to its platform a someone the correct order
Well, right now this is not the right one of the helicopter. Why did he fall me back? Hang on
wrong the
don't miss interpret me I definitely don't think this game is very good and I've got a lot of problems with this game, but like I don't want to stop that
I'm just going to die.
Okay.
,
on the turn please
of
Ah, well, I guess I'll be back free later.
So the one we need is the one we don't have.
I
Any Joe hills and tracks Joe
Yankee thank you for the sub
and
the
to
tell me what I said put it in the right order right
what is the right over here
I don't understand this
Do I have to wait wait is that I have to do like this?
Come on attach it. How do you attach?
This attack is what they fall on this guy. Oh, god. What the fuck man? Come on. What is this trash dude? What is this shit?
How do I do this? What do I do?
Oh, fucking irritating.
Alright, let's try again.
Oh, get off!
We're gonna roll!
Fuck off!
Ahhhh.
How do you know this was a thing?
What is this?
How do you, what, what even is this?
I've never even done this yet.
So you can attach these things.
You can do this like mid-mission.
Well, they're not actually attached though, right?
I've never, I've never, I've yet to do this, the first I've never done this.
My car! You fucking asshole! Jesus, fuck I hate this stupid shit!
Yes, I get it, you're annoying fuckin' taunt of a game! Get in the fucking shit!
Gah! I don't know how to get it to like, stick. He press B, you're holding it, but it doesn't stick to anything.
I
Oh, you already hear her deal. Yeah, I see like it does that but then what?
Okay, there we go. Touch another attach
and
This one goes in the far right.
Why isn't doing that?
Why isn't doing this?
Why is it so shit?
Stop moving!
You fuck!
God damn it!
What is this doing?
Now go down!
Go down!
Why isn't flying in the fucking sky?
Oh my god, that's a fucking annoying. Holy shit, that was stupid.
and
that was it particularly annoying jiggie right there was a very annoying one
and I've been that bad though as many are coming up on the
it's definitely not a good game though for sure.
Are you going to 100% this? No.
A flying gift vehicle incorporating the Tubby Snapper's custom seats, okay?
subgirl and how many subs fuck you?
and what is this trash?
fuck you fuck your subgirls fuck subs fuck it all in line don't shit
oh we just gotta fly this guy close, okay
I'm enjoying this game.
No, that's too far.
I am tolerating the game and that's about it.
and that time, I think tolerating is about right, pushing through, and we gotta go up
Ten in.
We won! You're ready to run away! You fucking stupid suckers shit!
Take the fucking picture!
it's just kind of amazing when like you compare like how I don't feel like this
feels like you complete game.
doesn't feel like a complete and total thought and you compare that to like something like
banjo because you were even tooy like those feel like those have their good things
and their bad things right but those are definitely like complete games so it's pretty
It's like a different situation for sure.
I guess I'll just go with that.
This feels like an incomplete thought of again.
We're gonna, are we pushing?
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to use.
Alright, I didn't see what the fuck you wanted.
What did you actually want me to do?
Oh, I see.
Okay, so we're gonna need uh we're gonna need a different vehicle for this one I think
for sure okay we gotta turn it on and then we gotta scoop them in there I think
this is a side game instead of a banjo platform running to me. I feel like this barely feels like a manager game at all.
Like it has all the familiar like in a trapping but doesn't really feel like a danger of getting all.
Oh, like dude, like I hit him and then they just go fucking flying off.
Oh my god, what the hell was this for you?
I think I was fucking flying, didn't I? Why are you flying like 5 million?
We're not shit! What am I supposed to be supposed to flying?
The hell?
I just drive it and I'm like, why put them across the fucking map?
Okay, the game is getting pretty infuriating at this point.
The game is getting fucking infuriating now, isn't it?
Is that the point we've reached?
Oh, we fucking shit, all right, I don't know what we fucking need to do this shit, and I got no fucking idea.
Oh.
Okay, I want to make a I need to make a cover here, too
But like I'm not sure this is even gonna work
OH there's gotta work
cuz like it's not gonna make a difference when I fucking punch them and they go flying across right
This is beautiful.
I'm trying to make a box for them to get stuck in, so I'm trying to do.
I save.
Achievement.
Hopefully they get stuck in there.
Is the spring cause in the issue?
I don't know, it's just whenever I hit these things, they go rocketing on.
It can't drive because it's top heavy.
So we are extremely front heavy.
I
I want one big with a bit. I'll get this works. Alright.
Downward facing propellers to lift the front. I'm not even sure if this is going to work.
I don't know if this thing's so much.
It's still kind of not working honestly.
I did not be a way man.
There's got to be a fucking way.
Can you fuck off?
No, the stupid entity is so fucking infuriating!
Still manually do the sole years heading.
Look at that enemy dude.
hey for nuclearling
ah what about oh my god do this enemy is the worst fuck off
Do you, uh, do you work?
No.
Yes, you're annoying fucking prick!
God!
Holy shit!
I was a very, very annoying jiggy, I was very annoying.
Why the city enjoying a banjo game?
Oh, it's a thousand-some for a hundred percent. No, no incentives.
Oh, Kazooie doesn't do anything on this game.
It just kind of sits back.
Round and round the laps around the very small car, since we got to choose a small vehicle
with a dim bounce from speed and cornering.
Where is my fast car?
This is my fast car. I haven't I haven't remade the fast car in a while listening my tip over we'll see
Mother fucker stop hitting me because I when you get hit you just get owned you just get completely fucking owned
Destroyed flip the other fuck you holy shit
What the
It's like I swear to godnay like when they see your clothes they like sure can see them
and they're not there and go there is there's there's there's there's
I'm gonna make a new car! I'm gonna make a new car! I'm gonna make a new car!
Because it's a soul-fucking infuriating.
I don't wanna make a new car, but I'm dying, so!
Every time, every time!
I like really enjoying this gameplay, but I'm like a bit confused by your vehicles, don't look inspired, or more suited for the task.
I'm gonna be a good one.
as well as like none of this is an actually fits the other
I think it's because we need these
and
The
what
That's it.
I'm stuck!
Please, this mine crammed.
It's not gonna end, it's not gonna work, is it?
Can I even like make these turns?
the
I mean, you see what I was going for there, right?
Not really.
I think we might be still too slow.
I think we probably just come back to the first thing we were trying.
Perfection.
Ah, stensing the propaganda, they can be said.
there we go
I see that guy ramped right off over me.
That's what I was trying, man.
That's a lot of go-for.
Nice guy.
Thank you for the sun.
Appreciate it.
You're very much.
Someone seemed battle bombs.
People that can carry the tapers at the top of the councilmen down the liquid,
then down the liquid filled tools to the flavor unit.
carry the tablet to the top and then down the liquid-filled tube. So does that mean it has to go
What do you want to water?
Oh.
Wow.
Oh.
a
one
So it's gotta go in there, but how do you, how do you get in the two?
Oh, do we have to go like in here?
Oh, shit.
of it is me
back assword submarine is this
problem
and that's trophy on that one too
it is it is kind of it is and its own way it is kind of an insane game to be honest
so he kinda is crazy.
Is this more fun than towing?
Ummm...
I mean, they're obviously very hard to compare, but I kind of feel like a root canal is more fun than Bencho,
Yeah, I think the physics engine and the ideas behind it are all like really cool.
But a video game is some of all of its parts, so if one part's really cool, I don't
that makes everything automatically a good or cool you know what I'm saying.
Um, I think that what they did with that physics engine is the problem, not the engine itself.
That's a rarium of terror we just opened up the new level.
Yeah, use the word fun when you ask barb to compare.
So we got a drive-out thing over there somewhere.
Okay.
It was a reward disguised as a punishment.
It's like a kid version of Kerb.
I feel like I feel like I've been making the vehicles and seeing the dumb thing you made.
I feel like that's really cool.
I feel like that's cool.
I enjoy that.
But I think aside from that, I think that the levels mostly feel samey,
but you're mostly doing the same thing over and over, but you know,
I didn't really have been boss fights or it's like a race. I picked this thing up and give you know drive through the ring and that's pretty much the whole game
So
Yeah, anyway
I'm assuming we've saved recently
Yeah, resume okay
Every single game is that it's got actual graphics
It's kind of worn like when it tells you to lose on safe promise you kind of get worried
because you're like wait once the last time the game saved and I'll say it's not
to you accomplish yeah that does say the loud stroke.
Guys thank you guys for watching thank you guys for hanging out hope you guys enjoyed yeah
I mean there's been a couple of jikies that were okay but yeah I just I know anyway thank
you guys for watching thank you it's spring enough I hope you guys enjoyed this stream
We'll be back streaming tonight.
Hopefully I'll see you guys then.
In the meantime, let's go find somebody who is streaming
and let's go reading.
Appreciate you guys.
Thank you so much for watching.
Let's see where are we going?
Let's go reading.
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Two.
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