You
Make it so.
so
Thank you for the rain.
Yo, what's up guys, how's it going? Good evening, happy Monday nights. Hope you guys are all
doing well. What's up everybody? We're jumping in this evening to a new release, just came
out the other day bro I love I love barb here you so much God I don't know why
didn't make that email like six years ago it's so good how are you guys are
jumping into a game that just came out it's a couple days ago this game is
called tearscape it looks like looks a lot like Zelda a little bit of a blood
born influence perhaps, but we shall see. How are you guys all? Good evening and happy,
uh, happy Monday night guys. Uh, Ron Donner, thank you for the 150 bits. Angry Can, thanks
sub. Hey Dan Jones, thank you for the raid man. Appreciate that dude, thank you very much. Uh,
always be lulling, thank you for the 75 months. Corey, thank you for the bits.
Shenlong, thank you for the 93 months. Uh, Serbian, thank you for the sub. Rumham,
Thank you, but it's a family Hooters. Thank you for nine gift subs. I really appreciate that. Thank you so much
New game looks a yeah, hopefully it's good. Uh
Yeah, new emotes. I just uploaded it like a few minutes ago
I also just switched it to tier one
So I always feel bad people get so upset because I put stuff in tier two
That's why tier two and tier three slots never get filled up
New law has passed
I
Thought that email's gonna get a lot of use
All right, let's jump in it to a tier skate guys. Let's do a brand new game
So we got select a pile
Where tears out stream the rain
Here for the emotes
bar bar bar
You were forged to hunt thus the hunt begins
Fucking Frank thank you for the sub appreciate that serenade they give himself. Oh, we have a dash
We have a stamina bar and we have an attack. Oh, and I think that that was our he our why is our heel
Press the roll button to roll. In combat, you get a small window of invincibility while rolling.
You can roll over some small gaps. I am lacking a key, so it kind of starts you off immediately in
a dungeon here, huh? You can break just by attacking them using the attack button.
He found a small key.
Use it to unlock a path.
Oh, okay.
No tutorial.
Yeah, no tutorial.
Just jump right in.
Oh.
Got him.
One.
What was that?
That was a small key.
Okay.
What was that?
Use interact button to pick up pots.
Press interact button to throw them.
Press the map select button to view the map.
Find more ways to complete the map.
Okay, so we are in cave.
Okay.
Ah, okay.
Okay.
You can very easily fall and see what damage from a pocket, so it also shows you how much
life the enemy has also.
Gotcha.
Here you hear you, Barb sucks.
Press the heal button to drink one healing flask, where'd you figure that one out?
Uh, spork is faster, thank you for the tier 3 13 months.
That green man looking real fine, melts in your mouth, and in your face, check.
Barber.
Oh, fuckin' Emo.
Uh, thank you, spork is faster, I appreciate that dude.
At last you arrived, what kept you?
Your next hunt remains unconfirmed, but the grand mandate demands we act without pause.
Enter North Hunter, a graveyard is beset by vile monsters.
Pass through it with resolve.
Our paths will cross again, while once I possess further information, you are dismissed.
Okay.
I'm sitting on. Thank you so much for the 71 months. Oh, they appreciate that. Thank you very much
Long your hair and beer get the more homeless you look how far did I get nuts and bolts?
I have like 45 47 jiggies something like that
What's going on on your head? Wild style? I don't know. I don't have hair. I can't tell you dude. I have a lot of hair.
How painful is it? It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
I feel like 2E is more painful, honestly.
It's not that bad. It's definitely not a- it's not a good game, but it's not, like, painful to play.
Oh, you can hold this to run?
Oh, okay, so you can run and then you also drain your stamina doing that, okay?
Mark is automatically saved when you interact with the checkpoint using resets,
rest replenishes all your health and flash for respawns all the enemies.
The level of the increase you can set to exchange for tiers.
Okay, so I have six tiers, game save.
Rest.
Uh, how much to level up?
Oh, oh, cost, wow!
So we're not even close, cost 20 to level up. Okay, we're not even close. Okay, badger.
Dolls Evil.
Uh, the Barbherie isn't from a game at all. It's just like a medieval town crier, like, uh, it's all, it's not from anything.
Hahaha!
Literally just a town crier.
Uh, Chopchunk, thank you for the 55 months, really appreciate that.
Thank you very much, Chopchunk.
Thank you, Chopchunk, Yggerbaum, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate you, dude, thank you very much.
That's a Wolverine's favorite, it's real life history.
It's a really funny emote, honestly.
hahahaha
Uh, can I like attack the grave? Oh, I can attack the candles apparently
Quackers! Thank you, Zub. Thank you, Quackers
you
You thought I'd token the vamp fangs but at a checkpoints
Alright.
So...
We still haven't found whatever this guy is looking for.
Let's go equip the...
Vamp fangs. Let's go see what that does.
I kind of looking at it, I kind of thought it was a mimic too.
So we're missing a key.
Okay, what does this do?
Sure, it's a small amount of health after defeating an enemy.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna put that.
Can't get through there.
Kingdom Hearts 3 pending.
Yeah, Barbherie isn't anybody. It's just a medieval town crier kind of deal. It's more
accurately like a colonial town crier. This is just a dude, right?
That's a pumpkin has gone to Todd Fox
That too
What's up auto tech? How are you?
I think it was 20 to level up
Oh
There's a lacking this key. Hey, thanks so much Todd Fox for the five gift subs. Thank you Todd
I appreciate that Rintack. Thank you for the sub
Pumpkin Spice, thank you for five gift subs. Really appreciate that. Thank you, uh, Rintag.
I think Pumpkin Spice appreciate subs. You said hi and those are the rules. Well, thank you
people much you know any mode is good when people are like immediately spanning it
well I get immediately loving it you know you didn't get any traveler pay us
no mind as we pass I am barren this young man is Tobin my apprentice I'm a
historians seeking to understand the world and set it's history to record you
may decay knowledge once you preserve for those who come after if any yet will
let's speak until you probably bow to the glory of Lord Barrett
I use emotes uh well you just type in you can either click on little emoji and
Yeah, or you can, uh,
type like manually type it out.
It's up to you.
Popsicle, thank you for the sub,
thank you for the 49 months, I appreciate that.
Ah, and the Walls of Erics, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it, dude.
So we still don't have a map of this area.
So this looks like some kind of password, right?
Hmm.
Alright.
Uh, Jaws vs Quints!
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
You need an email where somebody reads from a royal scroll, unfurls it, and brings joyful news to the crowd.
There you go, you figured it out.
Um, so we're not going to pass that apparently.
Hmm.
Any else for you?
The sorrowful side is that not each gravestone marks a story left untold.
Few facts are made of these lands, yet they wage war upon one another without mercy.
Some graves your brains note bear notes upon them.
I intend to study them and learn all that I can.
fails to brute force password.
Oh, I'm leaving this way.
Can you read the graves some of them you can others you can't
I wonder if that's like a full heal or not.
Close enough we're gonna get the Bloodborne too.
Ow.
There we go.
Realized Bramble, that's what the guy was looking for, right?
Okay.
That's a long time.
Uh, Anna Harat!
Thank you very much.
He found the map for this area. Well, that's nice.
Uh, okay, quite...
Quite a map here in the graveyard.
If you're the creature they could not command, rather than lose control, they took his life.
So the keepers of order kept him down.
Oh.
I'm playing Fallout remastered.
They released it tomorrow.
Probably not.
Not a not a big fallout guy.
He found a small key used to unlock a path.
Not a huge fallout guy.
I like fallouts one and two the most.
Didn't care much for fallout 3 and I've never played new Vegas or fallout 4 or so
Oh yeah so we can't go that way
How's the end of the trilogy going?
Uh, Greg, thank you for the 72 months.
Uh, I don't like, you know, it's definitely not like good.
Like, I don't like Banjo Nuts and Bolts,
but it's not that bad.
It's been mostly fine.
Honestly, I feel like the game's got some good ideas,
but it's definitely kind of weird for it
to be a Banjo game at all, but it's all right.
I
Don't know fuck yeah all caps fuck that's a that's a bit of twitch TV, you know
Yeah, I mean that's that's just like what you do in banjo nuts and bolts you like steer you're like
99% of the gameplay is driving a car flying a plane like that's everything you do in the game mostly
You know, the supposed to be is on anybody, dude, it's just like a colonial town crier.
Nobody.
Amesit.
You found a weapon, Vesper, a weapon in the inventory.
Ooh, we have a new weapon?
So this one is, uh, we're using the Cutlass as simply a dependable blade, favored by
hundreds for its practicality, while far from rare it is a faithful companion in the early
days of one's adventure.
A finely braided whip of considerable length, its reach can strike foes from far-eated size,
demands careful handling.
Hahaha!
Okay.
I don't think this is going to be pretty awkward, it does like a little bit more damage.
We got to go back and talk to the guy that said to find the other guy, is this one?
How's he dead?
Yeah, where, let's go find that guy, where was that guy?
Ah, here he is.
You found Bram's grave zone? Interesting. The words are cryptic, but they point clearly
to the true chain. There are facts that broke away from the grand mandate to pursue their
own desires. You have my thanks for this. As promised, reward awaits you. I cannot be
a true choice to serve them carefully and choose only one.
Uh... Steady... Oh. I didn't know what I was taking.
I'm a bit at a checkpoint, why not both?
I was in truth testing you to see whether greed ruled your heart.
It seems your avarice is vast, unending, a hunger without measure, or restraint.
Who knows about you, I am uncertain how I ought to make use of it.
Uh, okay, apparently I'm greedy, well sorry man, I don't know, I was just trying to look
at it.
Pfft.
Little rest.
Uh, so let's see what we have. We have no pushback upon taking damage and this one is retained 25% of tears on death.
Alright.
I think I can also level up.
Oh, let's see.
Increase your stamina so you can move more.
That one.
Kill that.
More stamina.
I had to clear a bank with you.
Now
The magical has gone
All right, so we're on this way and now this one
Ah, so we went that way before.
Whoopsie Daisy.
We did this did we not for sure we did
Oh
Sure, I came over here, right?
Does this have a game of leveling? Yes, it does this game does have leveling. Yeah, we leveled up my stamina a moment ago
Yes.
Oh, TSS, thank you so much.
I appreciate it, thank you very much.
Ah, target.
I have a key right now.
I thought I spent my key.
Did I not?
I thought I spent it.
Hey kids have a segment sub TSS, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate you doing it very much.
Well the key door was back this way right?
Yeah, yeah I use it.
There's another key door down here somewhere.
Eem, thank you for the 35 months, I really appreciate that, thank you Eem, yeah this
one right here.
Yeah, I don't have it, I don't have another key.
So it looks like maybe we go back all the way around that way maybe?
What's up agent? How's it going dude?
That's a strong independent dolphin.
Ow!
So not quite a full heal when you drink the potion.
Seabass, thank you for the 7.
Appreciate it, thank you very much.
Well I actually got a double hit right there with the...
Might have been there.
We were just playing with this game on scene, what's up, Salem?
Oh yeah, this game just came out a couple days ago.
No, I haven't.
Ah, Q-Lix taking the sub.
Hey, Q-Lix. A Strider taking the sub.
I should not do that, you guys, very much.
So yeah, this is where we got to before and it seems like I'm unable to get past this point.
So, what am I missing here?
Like Ace Rider the Cubelix?
Thanks for the confidence, Bob.
Uh, AceTrader, thanks so much, man.
Appreciate it, dude.
I do not have a Pokemon with strengths.
No, I do not.
Think from some omega whip that was good.
Um...
Well, all I can think of now is that I gotta do something with this.
I mean...
Okay, is this the answer?
Because there's four of those, there's one of these, two of those, hang on.
So it would be one, two, one, two, three, four.
Got it.
Tricky.
I found a tiered glass rod, Seek others and a greater gift that shall emerge.
Okay.
Uh, actually not brood forest.
Well, I was thrown off because there was another symbol over here, honestly.
Hang on, one second, where is that?
Somewhere around here.
I don't remember where it was, but there was another symbol somewhere that was like,
Oh, this is this must be the answer.
I don't know where it went.
Also game reps working.
This right here, I thought this meant something.
Like I was like, oh, okay, maybe start, maybe like that's number one or something.
I thought this might be something, but I don't know what this is.
I don't know.
Ah, so low, thank you for the sub, thank you for the 59 months, I really appreciate that.
There's something on the other side of this, but I don't know how to open this up either.
Um, so I don't know man. What about how am I missing? I don't have rock smash. I don't have strength
Hey dice queen, thank you for the raid. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. How's it going dice queen?
Thank you for the raid welcome on in yeah, we talked to the kid. I didn't have anything really worthwhile to say
Thank you dice queen
Another first playing it all it was that was dice Queen playing this yeah, we just started a few minutes ago
and
More than parents
Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. Thanks, Queen
Uh-oh
Tyler all thank you for the bits appreciate that. Thank you Tyler on the raiders are coming
Oh
Hey, congrats tiny little one Sam and eggs. Thank you for that's year three
Appreciate that. Thank you very much salmon eggs
Was dice queen playing this game, I think you very much salmon eggs for the tier three dude appreciate it man
Yeah, mom, try to figure out what to do right now. I don't know.
She's breaking it. Oh, wow.
That's what I was supposed to do here.
It's kind of awkward if that's the case, I don't know.
He's not even a weapon, Dagger.
Open in the menu, okay?
Uh, Dagger.
I like the Dagger.
Thank you for the gift, Sam.
Appreciate that. Thank you, Anonymous.
Ah, let me go see if I can read this.
Oh.
Well, Stabby Stab.
I know, I know. I keep finding things that don't actually...
Don't actually help me progress at all.
I found, I think I found everything there is to find in this graveyard at this point.
Okay.
Stab mom.
So I don't have this key, uh, is there a path right and down here?
If there's something there, I don't know how to reach this.
Looks like there's some kind of hit it from the other side.
I got no idea there though.
Uh, I guess it's going right at, uh, rest.
Oh, hang on.
Rest.
And, uh, let's see.
I'll grab a strength, sure.
Does the whip go through walls?
Well, let's try it.
Oh, yeah, I kinda like the dagger right now, honestly.
So this is taking me back into the cave, is it not?
Yeah, yeah, this is back into the cave.
Pretty sure we don't go in there.
So what the hell am I doing here, bro?
I
Feel like everywhere I went in the graveyard I was knocked off. Maybe I like missed something in a gravestone or something
I don't have no idea
I'm having a flashbacks to
The links awakening games again, I'm pretty sure it's not this but just in case
Having flashbacks to the the links the Game Boy games Oracle of Seasons Oracle of Ages
Oh my god those games. Those games are something, man.
Ah, Postex, thank you for the 78 months. Really appreciate that.
are good games. They're pretty impressive for their own right. Like how much they were
able to do with them, but they're very annoying games in my opinion. Oh god, the quest. I
wanted to see if I could get like right there is where I'm trying to go right now.
Captain but sex. Thanks so much, man. Yeah, yeah, we already found graveyards that you
interacts with, you talk to.
Okay, I guess I guess I never went here.
No, bullshit.
There we go.
I thought at the end of the crack, Mike Atten.
This is I'm hung solo, how's it going?
Ah, key for the smoother swamp palace, probably.
Okay, so now we can get back through here pretty easily.
I can destroy the grass.
Oh boy.
Whoa!
Jeez!
Wow!
Man, what the fuck?
You died really fast, yeah, I really did.
Stick your kind of stick combat with grass y'all just stick with fighting grass instead
of actual enemies.
secret. Okay, it looks like those guys attack one, two, three is what it looks like to me.
Man, those enemies are rough!
Is it that new releases game just came out today?
Just came out.
Brand new.
Okay, so these guys are killing me is...
Two hits from those guys.
It's gnarly.
Bro, fuck you.
Is all them Bloodborne are among your favorite things?
Hey, is that all I get?
Okay, that's all I get.
We got one of them. This game looks really sick.
Yeah, we just started a little while ago.
Let's see how this game is.
Good luck tonight. Thank you.
Ow.
I'm gonna leave this guy here for now.
Ooh.
You got a token ring of vitality.
Put it at a checkpoint.
Okay.
Uh, possibly increases your life.
Oh, I was wondering if I could have gone that way the whole time.
Okay
So I'll have the map of wherever we are right now
Ow
Finally Bloodborne 2 at long last finally here guys
Good evening, uh, ChronoSide, thank you, aww, here we go, nice.
ChronoSide, thank you for the 43 months, really appreciate that.
By the way guys, if you're just coming in, uh, a new emote for you guys, a new animated
emote is, uh, Barb Heriae.
You have not seen the brand new emote.
Let's get a vitality and let's see.
Increase the vitality by two levels.
Oh my god, wow!
That was a massive increase of life!
Holy crap, that's a lot more life.
My new emote informed the masses.
It has a lot of fucking life, dude.
Ow.
It's not really a tribute to anything, it's a tribute to Twitch Chat.
Some of you really missed your calling, you could have been amazing medieval town criers.
You really missed your calling.
Thank you for the sub.
No way, no the Souls again is only pixelated graphics, everything is in Souls like where
does it end?
I don't know, this really feels so much like a Souls like, I mean to me it feels more like
Link's Awakening or something I guess, but maybe that might be graphics I don't know.
Who lies, a faithful of the tier bound, his devotion to their hunger and gorge to his
last breath.
I especially like when you play wear it in your titles. Cheers.
Uh, Fernaliciousness, thank you for the 53 months. I really appreciate that, sir. Thank you very much.
Turbo! Thank you, with some...
Appreciate it, dude.
Okay, so...
Another password.
Who knows what this one says?
You got an old book, maybe somebody's interested in this.
Okay, an item.
Have you heard?
Uh, $8 this is great.
You know town, uh, you know town time criers, what was it for something to cry about?
a town crier so they can go from town to town to spread the news you know
oh you can't uh you can't roll in that
Yeah.
I'll take that, thank you.
You've arrived, seems your aptitudes are not entirely lacking.
For you stands the entrance to Dreadmore Palace, enter and within, hunt down the beast, end
your existence as the Grandmandid has commanded.
You shall meet again once the deed is done, should you survive, of course.
Oh, okay.
Uh, Peach's Danny, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it, dude, thank you very much.
I'm kind of grateful for a different song right now actually.
I will grab a strength.
Sure.
I think it'd be to Skullbar. I think it'd be 25, 29 months. Appreciate that dude.
Oh, oh, we got the
Got a flank this out.
You got a flank this guy, huh?
Oh
Apparently you can also attack the arrows, okay
All right, Skullbar, thanks a lot, Tame a Weppard, thank you for the sub, appreciate
that dude, thank you very much, because we have a key, we don't have a map of the area.
Hey Taco! Thank you for the sub!
We should do thank you very much!
Ow!
Yeah.
If you want Bloodborne on PC as much as you run bad on PS4, yes, actually, yes.
Long load times, uh, long load times and locked to 30 FPS and sometimes dipped below that.
Yes.
It does run bad on PS4.
Ah, this is an actual game, which just came out today.
You've got a skull of resolve.
Thank you Dr. WS, I appreciate that sir.
What's bullshit?
As you know the Demon's Hole treatment is locked in Sony's vault, yeah, Sony likes
Just to play games with their exclusives sometimes for sure, I guess keep going this
way.
I think that's everything I appreciate I guess the architecture here is magnificent, a true
tragedy went before this place. Among the first sites laid to ruin by those savage beasts.
Later came religious zealots calling themselves the tear-bound on Pogromish. In their eyes
the beasts are sacred and worship has been taken for salvation.
Make it so.
Hello and good evening, Bob.
I
Macau they reported three months or really appreciate that looks nice
And I knock you in the pit
Seems like no
Thank you, Planet All-Train.
This is going to make the next Age of Empires 2 night fun.
I wonder how to selfish Nintendo be with dustbloods?
Ah, who knows.
We'll see.
Now, I don't have a lot of hope for dustblood, but hopefully it'll be good.
I don't know what to do with this.
hoping it's a multi players more of a suggestion than a requirement for dust blood who knows
I would keep my expectations low for dust blood though honestly I wouldn't get I wouldn't
get too excited about it oh for the best prepare for the worst
Oh.
I travel far to witness Seraph as the tearbound taunt. For the place lies ruins,
bones, and rot where glory should have been. What I believe begins to falter,
is the hunger we worship truly divine or have we been led astray?
No map of this area yet.
Okay.
The only problem is I was trying to multiplayer, I hope this is a short phase.
I mean, I have no doubt they're working on their next big signal player thing.
No doubt for sure.
Uh, ah, welcome, welcome, Traveller. Feast your eyes upon my exquisite wares.
I offer this finest pottery in all land truly unmatched.
Here to buy a pot for 25 tiers? Okay.
You actually bought it? You're a marvel of foolishness.
I'll rake into fortune from suckers like you.
Here, a pot for yourself.
Thank you for demolishing every last piece of my merchandise.
See now this venture was never just to make me rich.
I thought you inspired me so much that I should have grant you this reward.
Scale of greed.
Okay.
Sure.
Whatever you say again.
Has anyone partnered direct this week?
Partner directs are usually fairly disappointing.
I don't know about that one.
Thanks for breaking all my shit.
Here's a reward.
Yep, exactly.
Yeah, partner directs are usually pretty bad.
I think I got a key somewhere, this is where the checkpoint is too.
Alright, thrust, let me go see what the token does.
Health for movement after stamina depletes. Oh, so you can like keep rolling? Okay
Yeah, barbeque's been gone for a little while now
I wish I had a map
This is a new bar where you can't have it all.
It's got a shield.
Press the shield button to use it.
Your perfect block pass for the shield right before getting hit.
Her block keeps you in place, it gets all damaged and does not consume stamina.
Okay, so you can like perfect block enemy attack.
Seems good.
Nintendo Andy confirms directs her lane.
I'm glad I'm glad you guys are getting so much use out of out of barb here you already
It's like I did pretty good
Why is he waving the bell of himself?
Cannot reach that.
Oh, I didn't know I had another key.
Does the inventory tell you if you've got keys anywhere?
It tells you're not.
Town Crier is dummy.
My wife says you cut your hair.
Berrydew, thank you for the 16 months, I really appreciate that, and enjoy your new emote.
Some Zelda vibes, yeah, definitely some Game Boy Zelda vibes on this one.
You want this type of game? Give me 70%
Hehehehe
It's gonna be used in a derisive way. Nobody would ever use an emote in a derisive way
The fuck is this? This is Barb Hury
New emote is bang or I'm glad you like it
Nobody would ever use an emote in a derisive manner
Never happened
we would do that you've got a mask in a lot say very special door again
Oh
Ow.
Uh, it feels a bit like I'm going backwards.
Uh, feels a bit like I'm going backwards here.
Ow.
Can you hold a shield and walk backwards apparently?
incredible thank you I guess we can also fast travel if we want to okay yeah
you can fast travel
Seraph, the impure.
Ow.
Oh
Let's go try the whip on this guy
Let's go back to the cobblestone sphere.
Wait!
You're not actually paused?
Wait!
Are you not actually paused?
I thought I was paused
Maybe you're not actually boss
I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure if you can see this.
Ow!
It's just a-
Got him?
Heyy, you did it.
You found a Crimson Tier Essence,
seek others in a greater getaway.
And you found a Crimson Tier Essence,
find a Crimson Tier Essence,
and seek others in a greater getaway.
And you found a Crimson Tier Essence,
seek others in a greater getaway.
To your essence, seek others and a greater gift shall emerge.
I feel like that's probably an increase to your healing flask, so I guess.
Okay.
To rest.
Uh, me being in front of the boss health bar, uh, I can move myself.
Hang on one second.
I choose levels and strength.
Hang on, let me, uh, let me move myself a little bit.
Every game I play, I'm in the wrong spot.
How about that?
How hard is this so far?
Oh, it's not particularly hard just yet.
It's been fine so far.
Where the hell is the map here?
Excellent.
professional streamer, that's me
Uh, is nuts and bolts hardened?
Um, not particularly, no
So whatever that is, we never got that
I wonder if I'm supposed to come back here later when I have some other ability or something?
Yeah, I still have no map of this area.
What about the whip?
I could try it.
I don't think that's it though.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Dry them.
Those symbols look so boring.
That hasn't been that bad. It's not some funny moments.
No apologies necessary, dude.
Uh, thank you so much, uh, Tracex Mafia, thank you for the sub.
No apology necessary.
Um...
Need a heal?
Well, I don't trust the Steam Deck.
I feel like this would probably work pretty well with the Steam Deck, assuming it's optimized
and when it's made to work for it, it'd be pretty good for it.
Those are both some bad banjo games, since banjo sucks, those both may actually be a
good game.
That was where we found the key, and then I jumped here.
And this is the note we read.
I feel like I am missing something right now that I need to advance.
I think I might be missing something.
That's a new hero.
I love that new games can still be like this, it's great.
Oh yeah, like pixelated indie games, stuff all super fun.
I will grab a stamina
It works on steam deck, okay
And I don't think we went to the right of the dungeon we just went through
over here level up system is sick
it's a pixelated souls light I've seen you know to be fair I've seen a lot of games try to blend
like Castlevania Super Metroid like Metroidvania and souls like I can't
think of another game that really tried to blend souls like with like Zelda like
that I don't know well I've seen a game try that the last poor a folk thingly the
Grand Mandy takes as fashion in your deed right now over Sarah's face yeah
maybe to Nick I guess to Nick's combat system was bad for sure yes come to
I love Death's Door though. I do love Death's Door. That game was great.
Behold Hemlock Ward, a shadow of its former splendor. I shall establish a station run.
Seek me when guidance is required.
Grab?
Yeah, Death's Door is really good.
So we're in Hemlock Ward.
Heal the iron desk door, you play as a bird, and it's kind of very, it's more combat,
I feel like it's more combat oriented than puzzle, but it has really good action, it's
a fun game.
I would definitely recommend desk door, fantastic game.
I really enjoyed it.
Good challenge.
Ah, Chet Seller is taking the 7th.
Ah, the Chet.
That's where I was made in Tunic.
It's beautiful.
It's dragon.
I didn't really care for Tunic.
Tunic's combat, I did not like.
Did you play Have a Nice Death?
Was that a 2D roguelite where you play as the Grim Reaper?
Was that that game?
That game was okay.
Yeah, we're very, we're just a little shy.
Oh.
zombies now, huh. Uh, critical balls, thank heavens. I appreciate it, dude.
We thought that Crimson, T.R.S., and Seacos, and a greater gift shall emerge.
I beg you, I am frightened out of my wits.
I've lost my peg if you can believe such misery.
Please help me find him, he's out there alone and likely more scared than I am.
No run.
Hey, Cricklebuzz?
Hear ye, hear ye!
It's like the entrance to another dungeon, almost.
Here you
It's like the entrance to another dungeon almost
Hate when I lose my pig
All the game I purchased from bars recommendation where astro bots kingdom come and darkest dungeon knock away board
Did you like all did you like those games that you enjoy those I stand by astro bot kingdom come and darkest dungeon a stand by those games
No dude, we haven't found like any maps.
So this is the maps we found, the graveyard and the entrance and we're here.
I don't know when we're going to get the maps.
Oh, beefy.
weird they're gonna have a lot funnier than I expected um no no I don't I don't know if
I think it's cute so far, but I don't know if I recommend this game or not right now. We'll see
It's truly
Usually I usually wait a while before I recommend or not
Shit
Okay.
So we still don't have a po- that looks exactly like the boulder from Pokemon where you have
to have strength.
Yeah, I played Hyper Light Drifter. It's okay. I'm not like crazy about it.
It was alright.
Bob-Hyper comes Bob-Hyper comes Bob-Hyper comes Bob-Hyper comes Bob-Hyper comes Bob-Hyper comes.
Hmm.
There's an alleged here.
Uh, MaxNG! Thank you for the sub. Appreciate it dude, thank you MaxNG.
Somebody take the hemlock sit it on north of here we believe it harvors an X-pray and
pad to head to stretch first, tread with care Hunter.
There we go.
That's gen one, gen two, Tal'Thut.
Okay so I found another thing here, let's go level up. I'll take another strength.
I'm enjoying it so far, I'm having a good time, no I haven't got a complete thought
of this game, I'm still pretty early but so far I'm having a good time.
I really wish I had more maps.
People like they are very coy with the maps.
Bloodborne of ages.
So wait, are we taking the guy his pig back?
Where was where the fuck was pig guy, where was he?
Did I like Aslan? Aslan was okay, it wasn't bad.
I definitely like the Xexion better for a metroidvania, but...
Geez.
Oh man, I'm not even sure where I'm taking this peg, dude.
I don't know how late you get to the other two characters.
Yeah, they don't really do much with the other characters either, honestly.
If you didn't have the- I feel like all the abilities could have been easily folded into
the three characters.
Like you didn't need to get other characters for that either, but...
Ehhhhhhhhh!
Bro, I'm so lost and I have no idea where the pig guy was.
I'm so damn lost.
Uh, map, please?
Token Lucky Coin, not a map.
Really wanting the map.
Uh, Mockadooch, thank you for the 47 months.
Did that be Banjo?
Not yet, no.
I think I went a very wrong direction, I did not go the right direction here.
Yeah, yeah, you skipped the side door at the start of the area.
Oh, I don't know man, I don't know.
I should probably just leave the pig behind, honestly.
Uh, you don't beat Banjo, you survive Banjo.
Honestly it hasn't been that bad. It's been fine. Had some funny moments. I liked
making my car. I'm gonna drop it for a sec. Let's see. I'm not even sure it's gonna
still be out. Is it still gonna be out here? It's still out here. I liked making my
car with all the triangles on it and then in the race the guy tried to hit me
and that fucking he like ramped off of me that was awesome
Oh
These what bullshit the morning stream was fire, thanks, man
W stream streamer the map for this area oh my god thank you
let's see so whatever the area is over here we did not get the map for that but we have
the map for this area now and who knows where the pig guy was I'm probably gonna
die trying to get back yeah yeah okay that's fine
maps are for the week
uh was pig man here
Ah, okay.
So Pigman is in the bottom left.
And then whatever's going on here we can't do anything there, gotcha.
Back in my day the only math we had were graph paper.
It was one of the streams of all time.
You love the Seema?
What's up LuigiSama?
I'm doing well.
Uh, Sugar Falcon, thank you for the 64 months.
Really appreciate it.
Thank you, Sugar Falcon.
How's it going, dude?
All things are good, uh, good down under, as they say.
How did you hear about this? I heard about this from Patty.
Because we were waiting for half-sword early access to come out.
And, uh, I was watching some game previews, and this was a game. Patty was like, hey, check this game out.
Like, all right.
Cl- Ohhhh, shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Fourteen!
What? What is that?
I mean, bro, we got to try it.
How's this game? So where are we at? I haven't played for too long.
Been just a little over an hour.
Cute so far. I'm out. Enjoying it so far.
What's over here?
New skills shield bash while blocking press the attack button to shield bash.
You can use this to deflect the projectiles.
Oh so we have a shield bash now.
Okay.
So then that's how we're going to hit some of these switches, huh?
Uh, sort of.
There we go.
If I play tales of iron, I did play tales of iron.
Yes.
Uh, I played tales.
Oh, you can't shield bash this.
Can you?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So that opens up the area we saw before too.
No Nioh 3? I did not get early access to Nioh 3. I did not get a key or early
access so I cannot play a game I do not have.
I did ask. Yeah, I can do
So I lack the key for this
Yeah, unfortunate what are you gonna do?
To me like honestly like
It doesn't really matter that's to me that's that's I'll just play something else
the idea it's kind of a myth the idea like dude I was gonna have so many
viewers but then I didn't get the early copy of this where I didn't get to play
like that's not how it works dude like that's that's that's that's a that is a
streamer self-created myths and reality that is not actually a thing
Andy, thank you for the 85 months.
Appreciate it, man.
Ow.
Oh.
Oh my god, I get my ass whooped because I have no stamina because I'm wielding the
biggest god damn sword I've ever seen.
Yeah, like I've fallen, I've fallen to that too.
But the funny thing is like you have a new game like, you know, the new souls like comes
you're like I want to play it right away oh my god and you know if you just
played a Mario World Rom hack you have like three times the viewership you
would have playing the other games so it's like you know what what are you
what are you missing out don't worry don't worry about it hey bullshit went
through
Okay, so I gotta go straight down there.
Oh no, no, I was trying to roll, but I kept picking up the pig.
Damn it, dude.
Alright, bro, I don't know if I can use a claymore.
It's so slow.
And it takes so much down to swing this thing.
Hey.
What about shield bash here?
Alright, now.
Sea Priest! Thank you for the 64 months. That is a crazy amount of time.
Thank you Sea Priest. I appreciate that, sir.
This game is so new you can't even find it on Steam. It is called Tearscape. It is pretty easy to find on Steam, actually.
Okay, trying to clear a path of all the enemies so when I'm carrying the pig back
I don't got to worry about it because I am not exactly speedy when I have the pig in arm
I should be good now.
Pick a spoil.
That's a fat hog.
And I do have a fat hog right now.
Charlotte's Web Simulator?
Charlotte's Web is so sad.
I feel like there was so much media when we were younger.
At least when I was younger, Converta Kids nowadays were like, there was like really
sad shit all the time.
I don't know why.
I feel like the nature of kids shows and stuff is different.
All kinds of like really sad shit.
You do the will.
Old Yeller was a Disney movie.
Land Before Time, yeah the big mom, the mom, Bronsaurus dies and shit too man.
What's up buddy?
Oh my goodness you actually found him, thank you truly.
But now I find myself the most embarrassing predicament. I'm almost ashamed to say it.
I've lost my cowl as well, and it's wandered so far off, and may as well find another world.
I just just wanted to see your face. Thank you for finding my chubby fellow.
Please take this as a reward.
Token Magnets.
They're remaking land before time. That seems a bit odd.
Oh, here we did.
Oh, this game is awesome as it looks. What's up?
Uh, S-B-M-A, how are you?
Uh, let's try going up this way.
Oh, we-we know we can do this now.
There we go.
S-B-M-A.
Uh, patient samurai, thank you very much for the 89 months running for you, though.
What's a new thing we have?
I'm not gonna get pulled in, you're gonna pick us up, it's tears, gunpowder, and health.
Wait, gunpowder? I don't even have a gun.
How do you mean gunpowder?
Every attack will be going either 50% less or 50% more damage
The original BFG in the United States parts of that shit made it made
Part of that parts of that shit me up as a kid the Giants the original BFG
Yeah, who's talking about?
Who just shit me up. I hate when it shits me up, bro.
I kind of want to keep going through here and see if that we can find like another path or shortcut or something.
The big friendly giant, I've never even heard of that. I've heard of Iron Giant.
Oh
We saw this before
I mean bro, how many, there's only like nine possibilities here, right?
Okay.
Awww, unless...
Maybe you have to hit them more than once.
If it's more than the, yeah, if it's more than once, then that's a problem.
Oh, okay.
There we go.
Got it.
Put a token, lag, flash, flip it at a checkpoint, alright, there we go.
Is that buddy?
Hemlock Ward, now a hostile once the beating heart of these lands.
All roads lead to it from trade routes to pilgrims, none past the tribute.
The position made it indispensable and thus endlessly contested.
Grand Mandate coveted it, or whoever holds Hemlock Ward commands this region.
Oh, scratch there you want here without praising Lord Darenche first.
You can't keep getting where you can keep getting where you want.
Ow.
Bro, this sword is so slow dude.
Alright, so I'm back up here.
I guess let's go look around in this area while we're back here.
What does new thing we have do?
Last heal since it's in more, but triggering happens after, but healing triggers after a
10 second delay.
10 seconds is like an eternity in a fight.
Oh my god.
It's the sword.
This sword sucks.
the head goes after you too after you kill it fuck you man
Oh, that's a pit. I did not think that was a pit. Okay, fair enough. That's spires you
got here. Oh did not see that guy.
I don't know what that.
Since that sick order locked, the creature here all has gone to ruin.
I must reach the Grand Mandate and plead with them to cleanse the place.
Okay, easy peasy.
Uh, I'm pretty sure it's not Shield Bash.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, very much.
Definitely looks a lot like Link's Awakening for sure, or Oracle of Seasons or something.
I still can't get over there and I lack the key to get in there oh I guess you can't dodge
Through these, huh?
Ow.
BITCH!
Man, I feel like this weapon is making the game, like, three times as hard.
Typical Mortis.
Well, yeah, it's nice, I always, I feel like I always appreciate when enemies actually
damage each other a little bit.
It's a little immersion breaking when an enemy like swings a gigantic hammer and hits another
enemy in the head, but it's like nah, that didn't happen bro.
Come on, man.
Yeah, yeah, you level up with like your souls and stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
I like when enemies damage each other a little bit.
Something fires should not be on for enemies.
I think it depends on what enemies are fighting.
I just always appreciate that they, like,
that devs, like, consider that once in a while.
I like when they keep it in mind that, like, yeah, it's kind of weird, but...
This should probably be able to hit the other guy.
Okay, so we activated this one, but we have to activate the other one that's in this room, also.
Oh yeah, OG Doom had infighting, right?
between the demons.
You know what game is actually really good about that?
Is Dark Souls 1.
Dark Souls 1 is really good about that.
A lot of enemies damage each other in Dark Souls 1.
Elden Ring is not so good about that.
Neither is Dark Souls 2, but...
you can't really blame them for, you know, it just makes...
it makes the Dark Souls 1 randomizer significantly...
less annoying sometimes.
I
Wonder why that why would this be here
Retro reset, thank you for the sub man.
Appreciate it dude.
Oh, you know, wow.
Good guess.
You got a token, Vital Aid.
Oh, good guess there.
You like Dark Souls 3, Rando?
I've only tried it once before.
It's a long time ago.
I haven't done it for a long time now.
We've definitely been over here.
Is that BHK?
Yeah, we're supposed to get a big balance patch, right?
Okay, you're not gonna make a live.
Dolls in buffs, please what you do honestly think dolls in these buffs
Okay, so both of us right you think absolutely
Dolls in the buses really a stretch. I feel like dolls and maybe like really
Minor like super minor shit. No, I don't think he needs much
Yeah, I don't think he needs as much as something like Honda does. I think Honda actually needs like a lot
I think minor
Me geese Larry at the hip behind like in every other street fighter Geese doesn't need a fucking thing that character is fine
He doesn't need he doesn't need a goddamn thing if anything. I want geef to lose his fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi grabs
I'm 40 years old today
Everything hurts my concho. Thank you. It's up man. You're in 51 months. I really appreciate that
I think there are other Honda players like me who are like stubbornly never gonna stop
playing the character.
I think I'm not the only one on that one.
Alright, let's uh, I would like to level up Vitality.
What's the new token we got?
By the way, boost down your generation, attack power and defense, bonus increase as flash
count decreases. I will turn that off and I'll take the vital aid. Sounds good.
Walking headbutts OP. It's the ultimate mixup, bro.
Are you gonna check out Marvel token?
Ah, we'll see, maybe, I don't really like Marvel stuff at all, so we'll see.
I think my con is that you talked much for the sub?
Appreciate it.
You know, honestly, if I want Honda buffs, I need to contribute, so I remember hearing
that I think Capcom does base some of their decisions based on the win rate of a character.
And I played like a tiny bit of Street Fighter today and I won like, I think I won like five
different sets in rank, because I was winning a lot.
Well, like, man, I need to start losing because they're gonna look at Honda and see Honda's
got a high win rate.
So like, if I want, if I want them to buff Honda, I need to go out of my way to lose
with Honda because I just keep winning with like any other...
They just reset the rank but I got back to Highmaster in like 10 seconds so...
As soon as I fight against people and I'm like and I'm thinking like you have no idea
how to fight against Honda.
Like sometimes I just have that sense when I'm fighting against people.
Like you have no idea what you're doing, do you?
To be fair Honda is probably pretty rare, so I get it.
They're good eatings for me.
I was my controller. Oh, I haven't had any issues with it.
Well, yesterday I had an issue my jab button stopped working all of a sudden, but
Aside from that
Yeah, losing jabs pretty bad turns up
Yeah, sure
Kinda like blocking and then hitting actually, that seems pretty solid.
Let's shield against some of these more annoying enemies.
You know the map for this area, finally the map, Hamlock, Citadel.
I was Bison in Street Fighter 6, bro, Bison is like crazy.
He's either top tier or really close.
His damage output is nuts.
He's got crazy mixups, good normals, good specials.
His damage output, I don't know.
In terms of damage output, it's like Akuma and Bison are the highest, I think.
They're crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, ahhh!
Bullshit!
Yeah, well, Marissa, sure, but Marissa's got to work a little bit more than Bison does.
Haha, that was true though.
Oh, that complicates things.
Shit, so I tried to block, but somehow I was facing the wrong way on that one, oh well.
I need an emote for colorblindness, I don't think I do.
Okay, we do have the map now
How did I find a mastering but below that it's so abuserable
It's all seen season one Honda headbutt I kind of like how I kind of miss Honda's drive damage I
Feel like that was kind of his thing and they kind of they nerf that to oblivion
because it used to be blocking a headbutt took away a full a full drive
right
or a full drive bar kind of miss out a little bit
poor Honda gets his armor placed with toilet plungers
They did nerf a medium punch at one point and they added more lag and cooldown, but
I think that was probably, that was part of like a general nerf of a lot of, a lot of
characters I think.
So what's the Blanka?
I actually like Blanka.
I do like Blanka, but I'm not going to switch.
Okay, I don't know if we went this way.
Uh, whatever's going on here, I don't think we can do anything here yet.
Oh man.
Out of here.
Ah, Chlamydia, that's a Baron Knoll.
Ah, Chlamydia, thanks, Baron Canuck.
Thank you for the sub.
We're good.
That's over.
Thank you very much.
He.
Hey
I'll zealot her back down. Oh, oh, what's that? What's that?
Sequence?
Aha!
That was what I broke his oath, I trade it to the Grand Mandate, a true shame cannot
be tolerated.
Um, I kind of feel like this is an answer to a puzzle.
Shit.
Seems kind of suspicious.
Woof!
Ah, what's up Coleburn?
How's it going sir?
Have a good time so far.
little Viking thinking of the sub or do you think of the brand new to which run
and appreciate that okay so if we had like a ranged thing I could shoot that
they said there was a gun did they not but maybe we've got to come back here
later with the gun this over to this right side here is that
Okay, kind of hard to see, but we can also just jump off the elevator again, I guess.
Oh no, there are... there's a Cutlass, the Whip, a Dagger, and the Claymore.
I've been using the Claymore ever since we got it.
It's... I don't think it's particularly good, and I think it's been getting me killed.
I'm pretty sure it's getting me killed.
Uh, I think the elevator's over here, right?
I don't want to- yeah, I thought the elevator was over here.
Was it shiny gray something we read it? I think it's just something true chain. I don't know though
I don't know.
Ah there may be more weapons.
Shit, I really wanted those souls to just want to go back and level up, bam.
So I'm not sure where I need to be going right now.
This game has secret rooms and stuff, I believe so.
I have a key, do I not?
I don't think I've spent that key.
Barbie here you oh shit you found the revolver you got 20 gunpowder shooting
consumed gunpowder gunpowder replenished by resting at a checkpoint or
found throughout the world you can shoot enemies or certain objects nice
Nice.
You found the Falsion.
Oooooh.
Ah.
Looks like it does.
The second is tied with the Vespera for damage.
Switcherblade wielded by season 100.
It's keen edge right through, but each swing stabs one stamina demanding skill.
Damn it, I demanded skillful mastery.
Alright, try that for a little while.
Ryu already beat this game.
I hope that they keep up the amount of weapons. I hope they keep that up.
More weapons.
I love spontaneously generating gunpowder in my keep.
Okay, open that up.
Nunchucks, hell yeah, why not?
Nunchucks are not a particularly common weapon in games.
They don't come up too often.
I know Maxi's got him in Soul Calibur, there's no Nunchucks in Nio.
Alright, there were Nunchucks in, what's it called, in double ma-, er, not double ma-, Christ, excuse me, fuck.
Ninja Gaiden. Ninja Gaiden's got Nunchucks.
Maxi's a prick with those nunchucks.
Okay, so this is where I needed the, uh, I needed the gun here.
Right?
Bro, every time I have any amount of souls, I die.
Like every time I'm like I could probably go level up I die every time
Like clockwork, man
Pre-process
Yeah, these are the answers to the puzzle though, like what is the answer?
I thought it might be like, you know, like blooming and then like a verdance tree and
them like a rotting root or something but I don't know what colors if they
correspond with a color there or not.
You got a dog in scale of avarice.
Well, so that was gunpowder we just found.
I
Like the gun does pretty solid I want to see how much damage it did
Okay
So this could be easier if I wasn't colorblind.
Thor's barb, look at it.
Might be a lot easier if I wasn't colored blind.
A solution several times. Yeah, I think I saw it and I think I know what it wants kind of I think
They're all brown
On the left, what color is this blue? Is that blue?
What color is this?
It's uh, this one's blue, mauve, get the hell out of here with mauve.
What color is this in the middle?
It's lavender.
And this one's green.
Okay, so what color is this one then?
Color is this, and this is green.
This is yellow.
I don't know.
Ah man.
Once again die with a lot.
Yellow, green, lavender, blue.
Okay, once again die with a lot.
Every time I will die over and over with a lot of souls.
You know what, let's just fucking go to the left.
It's over here.
Oh!
Ow!
Yeah, when you die, you can go back and go pick up your stuff, yeah, exactly.
Apparently you can destroy the cactus.
Fuck that cactus!
I'd been in the desert before like it wasn't my first time but going to Arizona and seeing
like the crazy amount of like huge cactus.
I was uh that was a very surreal even though I'd like I'd been in Las Vegas like I'd
been in Nevada I'd been in the desert but that was just like like whoa this is so weird
man.
That was really cool.
is a cool state um what we got here spend health for tools after gunpowder
deplete spend health for moving at the stamina deplete okay we have another
big dungeon here I can't go into another one of these I don't know what to do
about either. It's definitely not the gun, either.
Ah, yes, I recall the episode, but there are multiple episodes, kind of like that. It's
like a hundred years to get that way. It's crazy, right? The saguaro, right? Love, so
Yeah, that's we were in Sedona Sedona is beautiful man. So beautiful
Do I want to take my babies to the Grand Canyon I wonder how they'd react
Geez man the fuck.
Is this only on Steam?
I have no idea.
Is this on something?
I'm playing on Steam.
Am I know this is on like Switch or anything?
Damn, motherfuckers are rough!
PC for now, come on.
And, I'm gonna lose my health quickly in these fights.
Enjoying the T-Escape Bob comfy Bob.
Uh, Johnny Carson, they go to the sub.
Appreciate you doing that, thank you very much.
Is that really just like, just go back?
That seems that way.
Uh, let's prioritize getting the chest.
Is that a small key used to unlock a path?
Ah I'm leaving.
Goodbye.
Fuck all that.
Ah did I see a key pass?
Hmm.
Oh it's up by flames, how's it going dude?
Doing well dude.
He's bulldog for the first time. I had some bulldog last night.
She was good as hell.
Okay, what the fuck is this? Brand new emote, barbherie.
I'll grab a strength.
I do not have a key for this. It's the hot new emote.
Even having to take a Warp you out of Dungeons, not to my knowledge, no.
It's the one for the money, you know.
With the huge quantity of 8-bit, 16-bit, and overall 2D MetroVans were released, you
Some people feel like their expensive graphics card is being wasted.
Ummm... I don't...
Just because the game's being released has no bearing on what you're doing with it.
Like, you're welcome to play the brand new whatever game you want, right?
Ummm...
I'm just really stopping you.
You wanna go play...
Why you skip the last time? I don't know where I'm going dude, I don't know where I am or what I'm doing.
I don't know if there was like a way out of there or what the deal was.
What was the driving scheme by any means?
Excuse me, but this looks a lot like blood.
Okay, so we did this already and this was nothing.
Uh, Taksuko, the projectile stuff, follow you.
Another frame rate than Bloodborne.
Okay, uh, we got the key.
I don't think there's anything left for us to do here right now.
Let's go back down this way.
Oh, I can probably level up again.
Alright, grab a life, appreciate the old life a little bit.
Yeah, that's where I'm going right now, I'm going up and right here now.
I am very excited for Nioh 3.
Isn't it early access out now?
No, some streamers got early copies, but I didn't get an early copy, so, yeah.
Is this the crazy ones we're getting video you watch on trailing for a half, so yes it
is, revive more, so this it is.
I knew I would cross battle once I do you sooner or later.
Uh, I love spicy and this definitely meets my needs.
All of you, it's bulldox, bulldox gets spicy, man.
The two, especially the times too, is pretty spicy.
From the view that you ever made of the true chain.
I know well what you seek and I do not fault you for it.
Still, I hold to the hope that this can be undone before you see it through.
Okay.
You found a weapon, machete!
Hey, how is the machete?
Uh, rot in dusk's fire, this machete's curved blade cars with Ruthless Zeal, favored by
Exiled Reavers.
Those underground guys are annoying man.
Okay.
Is that Bloodborne?
Here's a scorching on there, good thing me and Mike Pannon brought plenty of water.
This land is Ashmore Dunes, long-tied to Dreadmore Palace by Comers.
Where does the leader of the true chain stop to seize this land?
His hunger for power overweight is all else, and the throne became his cage.
First look at more than I should certain words carry a price
Oh
My flask is now brighter. Does that mean it restores more or do I have an additional?
I have one HP.
They put the ledge right next to the edge of the door, so...
Damn, man, I guess those charging skeleton guys, I think your best bet is to block.
That's rough.
Norfair, thank you for the 36 months. Appreciate that, thank you Norfair.
Yeah.
Ah, this one was 36 months dude.
Attempts to strike conversation chat instantly floods kick w and whoa, why does that happen to me?
Are you done about you?
I wanna see what's down here.
Try to not die.
You fuck.
Asshole.
Yeah, I think my flask does feel more okay. This is where I died last time
I'm going to use this to make it easier to get back to the boss.
I'm going to use the same thing as before.
I'm going to use this to make the boss easier to get back to the boss.
Oh, great sword weight.
I thought we already had a great sword.
So Claymore?
Do we have an even bigger sword now?
I
You ready for mugenics
When does that come out
Three to five businesses to do it business days to a tie. Yeah, right
In eight days, I'll consider it.
On the map for this area, all right.
Okay, so we found the dunes area.
This is where we started and then we all went through here.
This is the dunes and this is where we were and we were figuring stuff out here and then
I got sidetracked in the dunes so now we're over here.
We can use the claymore or we can use the even bigger claymore.
more or clay most?
Clay less.
2 out of 10 for Mugenics, I'll pick up that the initial reviews aren't super negative.
Oh no, not 2 out of 10.
February 10th.
Broooooooooooooo!
I can't, I can't use these fucking weapons, dude!
so bad. Like I actually can't even swing the weapon and live. It's impossible.
I'm going back to the machete.
The thing about big slow weapons is that they have to be like worth it and
And if you look at the math, I can swing twice with the Greatsword and kill the enemy, or I can swing twice with the Machete.
Which of those is better, right? Like why would I ever use the Greatsword?
Yeah, not to mention like not only is it harder to hit with, but it doesn't even do anything additional, it doesn't do anything different.
Ah, Shoeskay, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
I don't know maybe there's a way that maybe there's something later on that makes it better. I don't I don't know
Okay, open the switch
I don't know if that's because I cry in a child poop game, but I don't know, I do hope Mugenics
is good.
Air bullets just fall apart at a certain range.
People really love binding a visor.
Oh, okay.
Right, everything takes two swings exactly, so what's the point of even using the greatsword?
Run a Master Key and it unlocks a very special door.
Okay the fall detection is very unforgiving.
I'm not going to be that mad because it makes me good.
We get more use out of Barb fall from it, but very unforgiving, yeah.
Game is not shy about making you run back to areas that you've already been to, it's
just like yeah, just walk your happy ass back.
It is not shy about that, I think we already went down this way to be not.
You've played the link to the past ROM hacks, uh, I've done randomizers, but no, I've never
done never done a romhack. It's all known to do there. Probably Andy would know some
good length of the past romax but let's go get some stamina please and let's go
Rest my friend Andy Randy we're sword I did play Dungeons of Infinity I enjoyed
Good job.
Um, let's see.
My dear great tier collector, do you yourself realize how you can to disappoint me?
Don't realize that I guess you can't even reflect on it, but alas, it's far too late
for that now, is it not?
the grand mandates
The only Romag life in the past I've played is not entirely on Romag, it was recreation
of the stealth of you exclusively to the past.
Hmm, who knows on this one?
Ah, sorry, I was born with that health.
Are the trees here clues?
Get a chest over there?
I'm fairly sure it holds something valuable, so I hope this whole place of traps are protected.
A lot of work, yes, very well done if I say so.
weapon ebb and wisp. Fuck is the ebb and wisp. Lots of weapons. A whip of braided steel and silk
eager to strike. So this is another kind of whip. Okay, cool.
How would you do that? Now my traps are pointless and it looks like a complete
It's a phone.
You didn't notice I rolled Pokemon before during stream.
I did a run of Pokemon years ago where maybe like middle, middle, right, middle, left.
middle right middle but there we go I did it run a Pokemon where when I Pokemon
died it was gone and then yeah it was kind of a weird rules I think I did it
for the diamond pearl remake or something
Smilers!
Tiered Glass Shards he goes and a greater gift shall emerge.
He found a token ring of stamina.
That was when, um...
I think at the end all of my Pokemon died except for Salmon Eggs, who was a Torterra, I think.
And I also had the Suicide Gravelers because I was just like, I just caught a bunch of
Gravelers and I was just sending them in to self destruct.
That was fun.
Yeah yeah.
So the big key I have is not for this one.
I'll grab a skill. Sure.
Oh, let me go see what my stuff does here.
Lucky coin.
I'm pretty stamina by two levels. That's pretty good.
Uh, let's go take off the boots. Let's go take the stamina.
Like that.
Yeah, this dude is crazy how much she was. Do she heals her, dude? So fucking much. It's nuts, man.
Uh, Bonkogwell, thanks so much. Townhouse, thank you for the sub.
I really appreciate that guys. Thank you very much
So I can't go down there yet
There must be some some other thing we can do somewhere here
I'm trying to see if there's like another path or something we miss
I don't know.
Asgain's overall looks pretty cool. I might have a good time with this one.
So far, I'm having fun.
I
I'm not a little lost trying to figure this out too.
What's up story, how's it going?
Maybe I haven't seen the answer on this one.
Never mind, I'm a genius. Got it. Obviously that was it.
Chat.
An extra flask! Okay, nice. We just gained an extra heal. Very nice. Glad I got that.
Barb when he's having funs there.
How'd he join this so far?
Hmm.
Um.
Uh-oh.
Uh-huh.
Oh
UUUUUUUUUU
Oh crap. Let's go. Let's go back a little bit.
Um, I think I have to go back and do a lot of that stuff again
Shame
I'm enjoying this so far gets immediately soft-lawed. Yep. That's why you never compliment the game
So you do that puzzle again puzzle master of course I have to get back there
I think I rode the elevator up
real Game Boy Jank
will he figure out the puzzle again yeah we didn't lose much progress it's fine
There's no big deal.
I went map as I was falling, yeah.
will patch that out in the 1.1 should have hired me as the tester you don't
like banjo to me but you like Gameboy Donkey Kong games so my childhood is
pretty but justified Gameboy Donkey Kong is a fantastic game dude that game is so
ridiculously like slept on and like oh it actually saved when I did it
That game is not only slept on, it's kind of like disrespected.
I don't know why.
Fantastic game.
It's a Game Boy game, it's called Donkey Kong.
It's kind of, honestly, it's kind of mistitled because I think at that point people are like,
Another Donkey Kong like why do we need why don't we need another Donkey Kong remake, right? They shouldn't have called it Donkey Kong
It's a great game with a bad title
Yeah, DK DK 94 fantastic game so good
So I'm still not sure where I'm going I
I see over there on the far right there was like a room over there. I didn't do
I'm gonna go back to your report
That's why they renamed it makes sense, but that that game still is so good man. I'd like to play that game again, honestly
Yeah, yeah, it's really fun I
I think it's on switch online, right? I think you can play it
Let's go grab another stamina. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, we are we already found one secret on the elevator
That's where we're going back to right now
We're doing a Mario marathon.
I haven't uh, I need to decide now.
I haven't fully decided what I'm doing for March 10th this year.
Okay, I haven't been back here for a while since I had the gun.
Okay, good, good.
Whatever's going on here, we don't have the item.
Those, uh, whatever those blocks are.
Yeah, possibly a hookshot.
To be honest, I've always had fun with the week of Mario.
I've never done the week of Mario and been like, man, that's stocked.
It's always been fun.
No, it's not a hookshot, it's a whip, it's a weapon.
I've never, like, not enjoyed the week of Mario.
Mario Picross.
Yeah, Picross is a game all about guessing.
Alright, boss in here, what do we got?
Nick's Claw Gryphon
They're cute!
Yeah, cute!
What?
Oh, you fuckers!
Ah, hell, man!
Motherfuckers!
I think the only answer is we have to get a great sword.
All right, is this a detecting when I heal?
Okay, one down.
You know what I kind of wish?
Minor thing with this game.
I kind of wish I could have, instead of letting me change my weapon anywhere, I kind of wish
I could quickly swap between two weapons, but I could only change them on the bonfire.
I think a minor thing.
It'd be cool to have like a quick swap, but you can't like change the you can only change it in one spot
I'm out of ammo here
I was trying to deflect the arrow back at him I
Couldn't
I don't know if you can to fuck the arrow back.
I used all my bullets so I just gotta wait.
You tag it back at him.
You can destroy it, but that's it.
I think I was trying to shield bash it back, but no, it wasn't working.
Aww, anytime.
Oh, it does reach!
I didn't think it reached.
Hey, alright.
GG.
Uh, Miss Grumbula, thank you for the 67 months.
miscremula. It had to come land to die. Yeah, I know. Let's see, we've got some levels to
grab a strength and a vitality. All right, the boss dead.
There's still something else to do here because there's this rotating platform
things. I don't know what to do about that. I kind of feel like we half did a dungeon over here at
at the Ashmore Dunes, right? So let's go back there. Back to the Ashmore Dunes. And let's
go swap. We'll swap back to the Machete. Machete. Can I go all the way less than up? Oh, we
actually, you know what? We actually have the key for this too. Is it going to be another
boss immediately actually.
Oh shit.
That guy whooped my ass.
I gotta whoop my ass dude!
He sweated his hips like super macho man.
Let's try the great sword again.
It takes so long for my stamina to come back.
Ooh.
Thanks forever for my stamina to come back with this fucking look.
Your stamina regenerate is so bad.
Uuuuhm...
Oh, I'm gonna shatter you.
Drifter! Thank you for the tier three.
Got him?
Silas the tear collector has been destroyed.
You learn a new skill, spin attack.
Hold down the attack button to unleash a powerful spin.
Okay, and that's how these doors open now, gotchu, okay.
I suppose it was notable, with one more fall and the true chain fades further into obscurity.
So I was the noble leader before tragedy claimed him.
Still my doubts toward the Grand Mandate endure.
I pray you sign the right side of history, though I fear you will not.
No, I don't think every fight, I'm not sure every fight gives you like an ability or a
skill or anything.
I'll grab a strength, getting pretty expensive to level up at this point.
Um, so there's like other stuff for sure we could use that we couldn't use before.
Is this how you can also do that with this?
Interesting.
Uh...
Let's go to Claymore.
Maybe maybe the claymore is more worth it now.
So there was a spin attack back at the castle.
Let's go back there real quick to hemlocks and then let's go back there real quick.
It was like somewhere down here I think.
Yeah, right here.
Alright, have you played Songs of Silence I Have Nots?
How good games for?
I've done a bunch of them.
I don't know if I recommend it or not, but I'm enjoying it so far.
Did a good time.
Dude, like, the slow...
Alright, the slow weapons are just unusable.
Okay, I give up.
HAHAHAHA
These slow weapons are fucking unusable, dude.
They're too slow.
I ungun my life.
It's too slow, dude. You can't do it.
Razzle Dazzle!
I think it's done.
Bomb away!
Beesh
Fucking assholes man
Well gives more stamina the skill I think it's just stamina gives you more stamina that I guess right?
Good.
It's possible if you level up skill the weapons my bees will use, oh I don't know, maybe.
I- I don't think so.
I got chest here.
You found a key!
Those worm guys fucking stock dude.
On a crimson tears seek others.
So the crimson tears make your heals better and the gold kind give you more of them.
If you want more all this water you get my thirst and knowledge remains unquenched.
Mickey thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it dude thank you very much.
Rest out the next sub.
Cheers guys.
Happy Monday night.
I hope you guys had a good weekend.
Cheers guys.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Hmm.
What was that dude?
Oh, can I, I can't even hit you?
Okay.
Alright, where is the matter, what the hell is this?
Uh, it's a new emote.
So we can turn on or off the water.
I do emote barb here yee.
Sometimes the elevation and the order of things is a little unclear with the graphics.
Not like this while like terrible but just like a little distracting here though.
It's a Koso Lee version of DinkDunk.
Uh, Montana, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you Montana.
Yeah, Nintendo Partner Direct.
You found a weapon Fangbyte.
I love that there's still new weapons,
because even if they're shit, like I still want to see it.
A small dagger.
Interesting, okay.
So, this is back into town.
We've got a token backpack, flip it at a checkpoint.
Bloodborne did not age well as thought, as in, with Bloodborne's one of those games that,
While I love Bloodborne, it's kind of reached the status where people ignore the things that were wrong with it
and that kind of sucked about it and just like, they just stick their fingers in their ears and go
La la la la la la la la la la
Like, it's a good game, I like Bloodborne a lot but yeah
It's kind of got those little things about it
Do you think it's perfect? Wow. That's exactly what a bargain bar is there, I think.
Case in point, I guess.
Even if I shift, I still want to see it. That made my wife laugh out loud. Cheers, Bob.
Amino. Okay.
Uh, Sintomic. Thank you very much for the 52 months. Really appreciate that.
Yeah, I mean I like that I like that he could have very easily put in like three or four weapons and been like done with it
Like I like that there's a lot of weapons to mess with so I
Think it'd be cool if they have like different status effects. Maybe it would be cool
Like imagine if one weapon does bad damage, but it causes damage over time or
Like it'd be cool if they had additional effects too, but either way like I still like still like that
Uh, Marbley, thank you for the seven months, really appreciate that.
Okay, um...
Did I actually never find here?
Let's go up and left here.
So we're obviously not done in the water area, for sure.
I still, apparently, am missing a key here.
Alright, yeah, I forgot I got...
What does the backpack do?
Yeah, let's go find out.
Increases gunpowder capacity by 10.
Okay, I mean, the gun is not, like, oh my god, super good, so...
the gun has more to do with like unlocking things that it does actual combat but I mean
I don't know maybe maybe there's a way to like have a gun build later on.
I'm going to go left, oh wait I can shield bash that but we're going to do that right?
Ummm...
Hey, you certain friends, what am I playing this on? I am playing this on PC.
Okay, so there's like a wall here that I can't break.
Maybe there's like bombs at some point?
I don't know.
Spin?
I'll try it.
I don't think so, but I'll try it.
No.
Yeah, there's got to be like bombs or something.
Shield out.
I'll try that too.
No.
And this is just going to take me back to the dunes area, right?
Okay.
Great.
So now I'm sure the weapon doesn't do anything there like that.
We never came here
That's gotta be for the key we saw earlier here
Alright.
There's another chest in the town that you couldn't access, yeah, I just found a key.
And we're going to go see if we can use that.
That might just, you know, this might just be like a convenience key that makes the town
a little bit easier to navigate, so that's probably what that's about.
Can't level up.
So I guess we're going back to the water area, which was straight to the right, right?
Why don't I play Lil Nightmares 3? I heard it wasn't very good. I didn't play it.
I heard it wasn't very good and I was like there was a lot of games out around then.
I was like yeah, I think I'm gonna just do that.
Hey there, weapons is a claymore.
Here's our weapon. This is one you start with. There's a cutlist.
We found the Sparrow, the Dagger, the Claymore, the Falsion, the Machete, the Greatsword, the Ebon Whisp.
and last we found is the the fangbite actually the dagger actually you know it
does actually more damage than the fangbite does
Oops.
Okay, I want to know life Nioh 3, I also want to know life Nioh 3.
Hmm.
Same.
Alright.
That's more strength.
Uh, sorry, I'm still on this, but yeah, I guess the Blood Voss system is pretty trash
compared to the other soul.
Uh, oh, I did my Bloodborne.
I think my issue with Bloodborne is...
Uh, yeah, I don't really love Blood Vile farming.
It's kind of not that negative a deal if you know about it, like you know what to do, but
it's like any kind of farming for healing, it's like kind of feels like taking a step
backwards for the series to be honest.
I don't really love it.
Uh, I do think that if you're going to criticize Dark Souls 3's bosses, which I think Dark
Souls 3 deserves criticism for being like, you know, like half the bosses suck at like
all the beginning boss and the Dark Souls 3 suck.
I feel like 80% of Bloodborne's boss is fucking sucked, dude.
Like, there's a lot of bad ones.
Uh, like, rea- either really boring or stupid or easy or...
Holy fuck, this is the worst thing I've ever experienced.
Um...
I love the ideas of the chalice, like, I love the idea, but the execution is, like, not great, though.
So I don't really love the chalice dungeons all that much.
They're fun to do whenever I play it, but yeah, definitely not my favorite by any means.
Um...
I don't like how late you get so many weapons.
It'd be nice if you had a lot of options right off the bat, you know?
Framerate's obviously kind of bad.
Yeah, like if you take, if you take out the Bloodborne DLC, like let's just remove the
Bloodborne DLC, the base game.
Like, man, that's kind of rough.
Music is great.
Aesthetically, Bloodborne might be the best they've ever done.
Like, I think Elden Ring...
You know, Dark Souls is pretty like, you know, medieval, you get it, right?
But like, I think, I think aesthetically, the two best ones are...
Uh, Elden Ring and Bloodborne for sure.
Elden Ring for like crazy high fantasy and Bloodborne for like the Lovecraftian like super slick.
Uh...
Oh, did I do it wrong? I love Sekiro. I think, um...
I think with Sekiro, I think I slightly have a little- and it's funny because I actually used to- I even studied- I won't- oh god.
Aw man.
It's funny is I love the time period, but I think I have a little bit of exhaustion with, uh, the war- like the warring states period of Japan.
Like the Sengoku period.
They got I don't know how many more games I want to play in the Sengoku period I
Like it, that's like maybe it needs to go on break for a while how many times we got to have like kind of the same deal
Yeah, I know Nioh 3 I know I know I'm excited for Nioh 3, but yeah exactly
Yeah, it's actually I what what the thing what I would say is like there's other periods to set games in Japan like you got the the the Meiji period and
the Meiji Revolution or the Muramachi period or you could set it during like the Gempei Wars or the Mongol invasion like like like
Like Ghost of Tsushima did, like there's all kinds of options, man.
There's a lot they can do.
You found a pouch with flouracies, maybe someone's interested in this.
You're watching Gintama? I have nots now.
Uh, oh. Um.
Ah!
What?
I have no heels!
Get parried, bitch!
Woo!
mode. I'm taking it far enough.
Damn.
How am I? I did really good to I know heels.
How am I thinking about the 54 months?
I think tonight the tonight the new rising star is Barb.
Here you think Barb here he's got.
See, now the problem is where the fuck was that?
I will say today chat that whatever you go on your dashboard it'll tell you what your
most used emote is.
And today my most used emote, it's usually always barb raid.
Today the most used emote was barb M. I don't remember the last time I saw that on my twitch
dashboard was something other than barb raid.
use some help and you look strong enough to task. I lost my cat just east of here. For
reason beyond me, that place is packed with traps so I can't reach it. Please let me bring
my cat back.
Be nice to where you died, yeah.
New, Emote, New, New Emote, Barcury, Barcury, Barcury, Barcury.
Bar-peary, bar-peary, bar-peary, bar-peary.
New. Emote.
Two new emote.
Bar-peary, bar-peary, bar-peary, bar-peary.
Wow, I'm falling in the middle of the bits.
There she is, saving sound. I truly can't thank you enough. Please save this reward,
I hope it's useful to you. There you go, one more reward of advice. Keep an eye on the
waterfalls. Do them hide secret passages. You found a token throwing knife. Okay, go.
This cat is fried.
Ah, thank you, howl money.
Hmm.
Ah, so what does this do?
Uh, Rolls-a-Bies trigger a knife throw at the nearest target.
Uh...
interesting. Here let's try it.
I'm going to unequip this and we'll try the throwing knife.
Oh, that must be the throwing knife.
Oh my god!
Here the, here the, the new king has been announced!
Dethroned is Barbra!
Long live Barbra!
Three cheers for the new king!
Huzzah!
What we do, thanks so much.
The fuck is this and why does it look like this game?
This is a game called Tearscape.
It's like, I feel like it's like 90% like a Link's Awakening, like Game Boy Zelda and
like 10% Souls-like.
It's been cute so far.
I've been enjoying it.
It's been cute so far. I've been enjoying it.
A weird blend of things.
I think it's working pretty, to me, I think it's working pretty well.
I think it's kind of a decent combo.
Yeah, yeah.
My indie game era, bro. Every day somebody says I'm in a new era.
I thought we were in an Age of Empires era.
Ah, Swinternotes do hear ya.
Hear ya, hear ya, I have a better idea!
Jelonium, thank you for the bets.
My Dark Souls 2 era.
I can't recall if the boss was this way or not.
Wait, is there nowhere to go here?
The boss is a mummy, then how did I get past this before?
The boss is a mummy, I-I w-
Huh?
I'm confused, turn off the water but I thought we already did that.
The water was lowered so do I have to go lower the water again or something?
Well, yeah, cuz I thought I was going back to where I thought I was going back to where the the boss was was trying to do
I think that's this game could probably use some kind of like homework bone function like return back
I think I'm just gonna die, I guess
Oh, we're going to be pretty nice
Some Laura Karama has a gun dude
Even if it was just a thing where it's like you lose all your souls, but you respawn back at wherever you were like that'd be pretty nice
Oh
Oh, this was it.
Man you really can't, there's not a room to dodge that either.
Fucker.
Whoops.
If he didn't Merle the Vessian, okay, but I guess we were just going the total wrong
way there.
Ah, bootleg, thank you so much.
I almost wish the map had more icons.
I guess you can put stuff yourself there too.
Like, I guess I'm lazy for not doing it myself, I guess.
I'm spoiled by Zelda again to just tell you, like, yeah, this is where the boss was.
I guess I am.
Uh, effectiveness with tools.
I guess that's like you're done, right?
I don't know.
Uh, bootleg, thank you for 53 months.
appreciate that thank you bootleg okay so I don't really know what we gained from
that or what the deal is with that let's go boss though I like that
okay so the guy told us that there were paths behind waterfalls who the hell
knows where that would be. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out where to go now. Uh, it looks
like we're missing an ability to be able to hookshot or something. I don't know. What's
some of those blocks.
Let me try turning off the water.
Waterfall 1 screen back, why did you see something?
Is X of the Gungeon worth it for $2?
I've never played it
It's one of those games I feel like I'm better off not knowing about okay, this just takes me back to the town
There's some games that I don't need to know I
Don't need to play dead space 3. I don't need to play exit the gungeon. I'm good
Uh, which waterfall were you guys talking about?
I don't like the dagger in this game, to be honest.
Go back.
Bridge screen?
Uhh, let's see.
Let's see.
I mean, there's a lot of waterfalls, dude.
Uh, is that about right here?
This is cheery music, and it's pretty cheery.
This one.
What does it you guys think you're seeing?
A down one.
Here?
Yeah, what do you guys think?
I can't even do anything in here.
Down?
Okay.
Oh
Damn you
At the top left
Yeah, I tried it. I don't think so.
Who played Steel Rising? It just looked odd.
Yeah, sometimes the graphics on this one look a little strange.
Like, you make you think something that's there, it's not.
I don't think so. It was a good thought, though, honestly.
Oh, no, I've never played Steel Rising.
I'm trying to figure out the how we're doing now.
It's real bad. What's a steel riser? Is it a mech game?
I don't know what I'm gonna do here.
Is it robot souls? Like, oh.
A game I still desire to play way more of is RoboQuest.
I fucking love RoboQuest.
Yeah, it's so good.
What's up, Solskie?
I know it's so good.
It's fun with a partner.
Thank god!
I think Lazer played Robo Quest.
I think it might be the only person I know who played Robo Quest aside from me.
The solution wise people thought all the good parts.
Yeah, dude, I haven't played in a while.
I think I beat Iran and then I immediately went to the highest difficulty and I never
beat it again since then.
I mean a little hard to compare like Returnal is a Returnal is a story driven game masquerading
as a roguelite a little bit like it's not actually a roguelite.
Um, how do I get out of here?
I'm like lost
Isn't getting any more updates. I mean the game is awesome. I don't think it needs more updates. It's an awesome game
Like do I have to press the button to get out of here
You think you all you think you think return was a roguelite I
Think it has elements of it, but I don't really feel like it's like truly that
Some elements of yeah, but that does that make it like truly a roguelite? I don't know. That's for sure
That's more straight you think it definitely is okay
I won't fight you.
Had a bad night, but I'm happy this stream is just spot-bluff.
Hmm.
Uh, Overlord, I'm starting to hear that, dude.
I hope your night goes better.
Thank you for the 89 months dude.
is this a secret or is the game broken I don't know what it is I kind of like I
did the game is broken actually I don't think that's a secret I think I'm just
Yeah, yeah, I think I'm just breaking it.
Right, yeah.
I
Know I do
What color would you guys say that is?
I can't even tell these colors apart purple
That's blue. Your ends are blue. Oh, are they?
You found a tool, Ice Revolver!
That's the reed gun powder for that one, okay.
You found a gun.
I didn't brute force the entire thing.
I found this.
I brute-forced half of it.
Yeah, see these? We don't know what to do about these.
Yeah, yeah, there's some, like, item thing we don't have, but we need...
Oh, what is this?
I mean...
Why'd he do this when one of my governor's viewers here, interesting here, and he likes
to throw tantrums a lot.
Throw tantrums.
I do occasionally throw a banjo-related tantrum.
This is going to take me back in a circle and this is where I was dying earlier.
So I guess I've never figured out how to get over here.
Was there um...
I mean I may as well die honestly because getting go honestly walking all the way back
there is crazy.
Ah nuts and bolts is honestly not that bad.
The water was off you'd get there.
Yeah, yeah what does the gun do?
So the gun's just like a shoot.
He can hit switches from far away, but uh, yeah, that's pretty much it.
Um, this is where the cat was.
We already did that.
Um, hmmm.
It really feels like there's supposed to be something else to do here.
Don't make ice.
I mean, I could try it. Hang on, let's see.
Yeah, I don't think the ice bullets are doing anything.
Okay, we've been all three here. Maybe we're you know what maybe we're done here for now
They were done here chap. I mean we we killed the boss, but I don't know
I need the ice gun for the Metroids later. Yeah, maybe you're right. I don't know
Yeah, I don't know what else to do here on the right side of the map, uh, I
I think this was the area that was blocked off by bricks that we couldn't blow up or
something.
I think that's why I couldn't get past that.
I think there was stuff in like the first area we could go back and check.
I don't know what that would get us.
I feel like it could probably get us like heels or something back in the graveyard.
Maybe we should go back there.
I'm gonna go travel back there.
Let's go travel.
Let's just see.
Oh, that graveyard, right?
You were shooting the switch in one of the dungeons you ran?
Awwww, I think I did!
Yeah, it definitely has the Link's Awakening Bides for sure.
Here we go again. What was the water pass switch for? I don't know. It was raising
and lowering the water level in a few spots, but I'm not sure.
With this, someone actually found the way to this cursed village? Wait, I recognize
what you are. A hunter, no less. Listen, I want no quarrel with your kind. I know the
Grand Mandate Center here. Name's Balthor. Maybe the last soul left around here. But
a frail old man powerless to face what lurks outside. Here I sit waiting for the
There is one thing though, a book, while some of the what, should you chance upon it, that would be most grateful.
Give book? Yeah.
That's this? You truly found it? I'm deeply grateful.
This is not a past time this wretched place, except this for your trouble, I have no further need of it.
The map for this area, oh thank you.
So we now have the map of the forest.
Alright, cool.
Thanks bro.
Uh, here's the most of their hunger endured to the last breath.
I wonder where the answer to that puzzle is down there.
Game looks fun.
I've been having a fun time with this. Good time.
It's been a cute little game.
These are the rest of the figures.
I just got this game today. It wasn't particularly expensive.
I don't remember how much it was.
Uh, looking at symbols in the order. Yeah, yeah we're looking for it.
Uhm...
Hello Boo-Boo!
Thank you for the brand new Twitch run.
I really appreciate that. Thank you, Hello Boo-Boo.
Uhh, did I ever go in here?
I I did I never found the map in Dreadmore I guess
Kind of wish I found the map for Dreadmore
There's a thing there
What's up twain toss thank you little blue boy. I appreciate that dude. Oh
Wait a minute, so could you really not so you had to go get the that that's why I never did it
Because you have to go get the gun and then bring it all the way back here to do that. That seems like
There's some strange progression
Fuck you.
Uh, this game is like 90% Link's Awakening and, you know, class of Game Boy Zelda and
like 10% of Souls-like.
It mostly feels like a Link's Awakening style.
Have a fun time.
I am the biggest idiot who ever was.
Matt me ignition round equipment at a checkpoint that's not I was hoping for the map god damn
it uh Ilios thank you for the 29 months really appreciate that thank you Ilios
What's up, Nick and Nack?
Ah, I think Ilios appreciate that edible audio thing with the sub.
Oh, he just...
I don't know if I can't remember where or not, I have no idea what this map is, I'm looking
for it.
And I'm not even sure how that's going to help me progress either, I just kind of wanted
because annoying to not have it
Matt
Hey, there we go. Thank you. Okay. I don't think it's gonna help me at all all the same
I'm really glad I got it. It's like annoying to not have that
You know, it's kind of funny they have these ledges that it looks like you should be able to jump down
They kind of missed the opportunity because they could have added a plunging attack. That would have been cool, right?
Ah, runaway shapes, thank you, and some.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Ah, legendary tetanol, thank you for the 48 months.
I appreciate that, thank you guys.
Okay, so, we got the map here.
Let's take a look at our map and see where we want to go.
I think there was still stuff in the graveyard like it. Oh, especially up here
You try going to the graveyard and there might be stuff in the desert we need to do. Oh
Yeah, what are the ignition rounds do? Let's say?
Well, it's sometimes explode on contact, okay
Alright, let's go back to the... I'm gonna go back to the graveyard real quick,
because there's still something else I wanted to go do.
Like lighting torches or something? Yeah, I doubt it.
Okay, I wanted to go right there.
I think there was something there I could do that I... I can do now that I couldn't do before.
Oh, I guess I never figured this out.
Yeah, what's your colors of those?
Purple and yellow.
Is this purple?
I am colored one, yes I am.
Is this purple or yellow? No, it's blue.
There we go.
It is a literal constant annoyance in video games for me, but Thunder Flask is always annoying
for me. It is what it is though. All I can say is this, chat's really lucky that I have
the kind of disability that you're allowed to laugh at.
Yeah, okay, so I need the exploding thing here, I don't have a bomb or something, I don't know.
Really, dungeons are littered with the bones of colorblind heroes who stood no chance.
So this doesn't connect to the desert at all?
I didn't think it would.
Magenta is a made of color.
It's not a real color.
Yeah, you don't have to bother.
It's just it's just funny
There's an any puzzle hurts if you brute force
So where are we going man back to the desert dunes somewhere to go in the dunes maybe
I'm gonna try going all the way left and then up in the dunes. Let's see if we can go anywhere there
Okay, I haven't been here at all thing
Fuck you damn it
So we found another we keep finding things that I can I need to blow up we keep finding stuff
Thunderflask. Oh, let's take a look. Let's take a look
Oh, maybe actually. I don't know. I don't think there's a way. I don't think that's it though.
I don't think that's it. Oh, what does the Thunder Flash do? Let's find out. Each flash
kills twice, once on use, and again after 10 seconds. That's, wow, that seems crazy actually.
That actually seems really wild, but I guess theoretically it could be a waste, but that
actually seems really strong.
If you're gonna have like, brute force tank hits, then that's amazing.
No, it's not that.
It is that!
I kinda want a weapon that has a little more range.
One thing I kind of do like in this game is that there's no weapon upgrade system.
So it doesn't mean you're like investing into some kind of like, oh, but I can't use this
weapon because the damage is so bad because I mean, I feel like that allows you to kind
of freely swap to whatever is more effective.
And I kind of appreciate that about this.
It was like he knew to not bring that over from the souls like
Yeah
I
Thank you Burton. I was on a from something to do that. I
Think I think honestly like
I like the weapon upgrade system. I like I like that like you know you invest in a build and you do that stuff
But I honestly love the idea of a dungeon crawler where it's like
If you're not using the right weapon and the right tool for the job, you're fucked like you need you can't
You can't bleed a skeleton
You need you need a mace like go go find the mace go do that like I feel like there's all kinds of worlds of
of like progression and like cool RPG-ness in there
that's kind of left on the table, you know?
But there's a lot they can do with that.
La-Mulana does not do that.
Ha ha ha ha.
Well, like to me, it kind of goes hand in hand
with how like from soft games want you to like you got to really consider your options
you have to really focus on a build and level up and be careful with like be tactical with
your decisions and like I feel like that's what they wanted you to do initially and like
you know change your gear to resist poison and to like use the right tool but then over
the years I kind of feel like it's become mash B to dodge roll and level up a weapon
into max and then you win, you know, like, I kind of would like it to go back to that
whole like tactical, like be smart and you have to do the right, you have to, you know,
do the right thing in the right situation. You know, to be fair, though, they have a
little, they did a little bit of that and they, I thought, you know, I was looking at
the, the, the, you guys see this on the bricks over there and I could have sworn I thought
that said pizza I get a swarm that said pizza but they kind of did that a
little bit in Elden Ring like they toyed with the idea you read dicks at first
if you guys think about the the crystalline enemies right the ones that
you have to have like a strike Henry have to break their status or break their
stance and then you do real damage them I think a lot of people fucking hated
those enemies like do not like them so if they if they did try to go in that
direction I don't know if people would really like it that that's probably has
more to do with my taste than what is commercially good for the company right
yeah people don't get it yeah exactly they did that a little bit in Demon
Souls your call right the the enemies are like in the minds the enemies that
Like they take the only way they take real damages by Pierce, right?
I can't remembering them, right?
Go to shield
Citratus, Catratus
See what is that?
Stamina cause block efficiency knockback
Walk speed car from hemlocks pale the shield deflects blows the swift grace the lips go form a hunter and nimble against
Seccy rode the tools a little bit.
I mean I feel like there's kind of a reason that they don't go in that direction or like
you know be tactical and you have to use the right tool for the right or get hit by the
Death Mountain cabbages are back and I think the reason is that people don't get it.
That's that's also that's why we have yellow paint on everything guys like
So your average video game buying audience is not gonna get it
Um
I don't know why. I don't know why that's so funny to me.
I am out of class
What's up, Sethus and nifty math
Big fucking game I love that I like the ability to sprint in this game too. It helps a lot
Is that a sequence break?
I don't think so.
No, I think that's just what you get the ins...
It's hard to say, right?
Because I kept waiting like, oh man, there's gotta be bombs somewhere, right?
But we never found bombs.
So I don't know, honestly.
Maybe it is.
I don't know.
Chet, I opened this, didn't I?
Isn't this where I found...
Yeah, alright.
Well, it just weirded me out because the gate was closed all of a sudden closed again.
Yeah, that was a thunderfly, okay, I got it.
So many bombs again, it's the same damage to the explosive.
So then maybe I am sequence breaking, I don't know.
Okay.
Oh, nice.
There's nothing to go back.
So we are somewhere in the cave right now.
Oh god, no!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Nooooo!
It is Oracle of Seasons.
Is it a katana game called a machete is what I'm using?
I
wish
Fuck you.
Run for life!
That's the slowest arrow thing ever.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, uh, okay.
Good.
Did they go up here?
Uh, I'm not gonna do anything there yet.
Fair enough.
You almost managed to beat absolute radiance tonight twice, I'm moist.
Okay, so...
So, I don't know what any of that did for me, like I moved the track, right?
Contact damage is too mass, apparently, yeah.
Well, for the money, please try again on something I actually care about.
Ah.
We opened this up.
Is that even possible?
I'm pretty diametrically opposed in the things that we enjoy and want to talk about at all
times. We're pretty much on the complete opposite ends of that spectrum. Why am I confused?
Why am I confused? Cuz I don't know where to go. I changed the track but I don't see
see another place to go right now so I'm not sure where to go, since I am looking for where
to go. Go back down the cart, you changed track but did I? It didn't like the track
Look, hang on. I'll go back. It didn't look like anything.
Oh!
My fault. Okay.
I... Yeah, I'm an idiot.
I should not have been confused.
Grabb's, you can assist me. I was exploring this place for purely academic reasons.
And Grabby decided to intervene, falling rocks struck me senseless.
Whenever he gave me a sense, I noticed my ring was gone.
A ring I found here. No, a ring gets to me, of course.
Please let me find it. I wish to keep it safe. Yes, safe.
Ow.
You know, it has been so long since I've reread, uh...
Oh boy.
Geez man, it's been so long since I've reread Lord of the Rings and I'm getting that itch
man.
We found a broken ring, it seems pretty useless.
That has been so long.
When you do your reading, I would probably read at night and on the toilet.
I'm small key.
I'm gonna give yourself a hemorrhage.
You found it, I shall not fortune.
Ah, I mean, I feel fortunate to have it back.
Wait, why does it look like this?
Is it broken?
I don't know about anything for scrap like this now.
My day is utterly ruined by your incompetence. Get out of my sight.
Uhhh, alright.
Aw, dick, huh?
How many- how many shits did you get through Lord of the Rings?
I like this game's soundtrack.
My soundtrack's okay.
But most I hear a game soundtrack and I was like you guys should a higher composer
Composers are pretty talented, dude
Grand eon thank you for the sub appreciate that. Thank you very much. Okay, so I
Five inches girth, comes tucked from a mini M&M's tube filled with butter and microwave to mashed banana.
The cylinder must remain intact.
Debala!
Thank you very much.
Ah, so I have a key!
Um...
Debala, thanks for 59 months. Appreciate that dude.
Did we ever see a key?
A keyhole
I think this is all pointless what I'm doing right now.
Bro, why does that do so much damage?
What the hell?
Why does that do so much damage?
Crazy man.
Oh, is that what it is?
Am I getting hit by like all three projectiles at the same time?
Ever seen Charlie Wilson's war I have nots.
I read you know the game is very very coy about getting the map.
I want you wandering around for a long time before the game gives you the map.
You know, I just had the thought and this is gonna shock you guys.
It's gonna shock you guys to your core.
Kinda missed Talos Principle 2 a little bit.
I'm gonna replace more though.
That's a small cylinder.
Bullshit.
I am shocked.
Stockholm, slow down there.
I've got a fever.
Ah, okay, so I know we did a full circle over here whatever it is. We need to find it ain't over here. I
Don't like the talking. I don't like the yapping and the talking and Talos friends will do I don't like your fucking
Fringe robot friends, but like the puzzles are fine
See how would I reach there?
You put a photo?
What photo?
There's a half sword game called Gore Sword coming out, gore sword.
Oops.
Drake Slayer. God damn it.
So this one does 25.1.
Just keep getting bigger.
They just keep getting bigger and bigger.
Yeah, the problem with these just takes so fucking long for you to get your stamina back.
Oh my god.
Uh, we've already been down here, so this is not it, so...
God damn it.
Ugh, something you build around.
I've decided which games make the YouTube where the long plays are edited.
I try to choose stuff for edited videos that I think people would want to watch.
Wow.
I'm a walker, making little bits.
This is like Lives of You where the fast weapons are better.
Oh my god, this is where the fucking thing was the whole time.
I was about to go in the wrong way.
Like, I probably won't do a long play of a game I've played before or something, I don't
know.
I'm probably gonna do a long play of Neo3 and get that going on YouTube.
Um...
What can you invest for mines while your tools trace your origin to this iron-rich rock?
Take care though, the mine has long abandoned the ground, make good wait any moment.
Yeah, I try to use the big dumb weapons and they get like super punished because they're
so bad.
Definitely playing this game on hard mode with those weapons, dude.
So far right purple.
Blue.
Got it.
Quite a drill, Neo3 and Dragon Quest 7 are resting one night at the end of the month.
Well, I mean, I don't know how long Neo3 is going to be, but there's some time between
those.
Okay, priority was absolutely shortcut here for sure.
I gotta say, while playing this, I'm enjoying this, it's been a lot of fun.
I feel like, I think we've all played some variation of Souls-like plus Metroidvania,
like 2D Metroidvania.
You've all played some variety, whether it's Blasmas or whatever.
I've played a lot of them.
To be honest, I don't think I've really liked any of them.
I feel like this does such a better job of that.
Like Link's Awakening, like those two things I think kind of clash to me a little bit.
I feel like Zelda and Soulslike, like Top Down Zelda and Soulslike, actually marries
together pretty nicely.
I'm saying not bad
It was like a pretty decent job of it
They're a good game
Yeah, this is very annoying
Ray, Ray, Ray.
Yeah, big difference is, uh, the last two are blue.
There we go.
I'm a tool, a whetstone, if I'm in the inventory.
Increasing damage.
Oh, so you can choose, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is so cool.
You can choose to not use a gun and you can use a, you can use a whetstone instead and
increase your damage.
That's pretty cool.
I wonder how long it lasts.
So this is back this way.
And this is back toward the entrance.
It seems like it lasts a long fucking time, actually.
I think I killed that thing in three swings.
Your range sucks?
Yeah, my range sucks, my speed sucks, it all sucks.
Fuck.
Fuck me.
Hmm.
You're a crypt custodian now.
It's not hitting all at once. There's like a right order
Hit the game cubes
I don't think we went to the right here, I still don't have the motherfucking map for
this place god damn it. This game really does hate giving you maps. It does not want
you to ever have a map. Awwwch. Game does not want you to have a map.
Alright, chat! Hang on. We're gonna save it there.
Guys, thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for hanging out.
I had a lot of fun playing this one. I hope you guys enjoyed watching.
Not finished. I got hit by the cabbage. I hope you guys enjoyed watching Tearscape.
I had a lot of fun with this one. We're definitely gonna come back to this one and finish this one.
Guys, thank you guys so much for watching. Thank you for hanging out.
Let's go find somebody who is streaming and let's go raid somebody.
I guess for watching I appreciate you guys. Let's get out your favorite emotes and let's go give somebody a big old raid
Where are we going this evening?
I will throw your folks over guys just thinking about them tonight
I'll throw you folks over to mr. Composer who is playing super mario world right now. Let's check out mr. Composer guys
Thank you guys for watching. I love you guys go check out Composer go raid. He is doing some smw stuff really talented musician
I think he's doing I think he's doing a soundtrack for an upcoming fighting game
It's like the avatar fighting game pretty cool shit. So go say hey there Composer guys. Thank you guys
I love you guys go raid. I'll see you next time. I guess have a good. I'll see you guys next time. Bye. Bye