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What's up guys, how's it going, good morning, happy Tuesday.
Hope you guys are well and well. What's up everybody? We are jumping in today to Banjo-Kazooie
Nuts and bolts. How are you guys all?
Good morning. This is the most recent Marbles winner
Played for a while yesterday
mixed bag not uh
Not that bad not that not good not that bad
Weird game definitely like very weird compared to the other
The other banjo games for sure, but let's jump in. How are you guys all?
Yeah, I don't know why the game does that. I don't know why the game does that the previews that are getting have like no frame rate
But how are you guys all good morning and happy Tuesday?
Thanks much Leo J R. They accept bird food. They accept crowds Dante Shinigami. Thank you very much
Appreciate that. Thank you guys the subs
Oh, you haven't seen there's a new new emote chat barb here yee if you have not seen the the new emote
I'm writing it for you guys to use. I'm sure we'll get there's no use for barb here yee whatsoever
We'll never get used
Let's jump back into our banjo nuts and bolts
All right, so we have
have 47 jiggies currently. I think we were kind of, I was kind of looking for where to
go next for jiggies. And we think we need like 75, right? Okay, apparently I never went
here. I have jiggies in here. A new emote has been added. Is that new emote based on
half sword no it's just like a it's like a medieval town crier or colonial town
crier it's not based on anything
side defeat thank you very much I think I will we'll see all the airgates and
beat me to the end of the course
There's an air race around that, so if someone particularly you'll need a fast flying vehicle.
Okay, let me see if we've made a number of blueprints.
Uh, I should have a fast plane somewhere.
I think this is it.
Alright.
Oh man, are we really gonna reach this level?
the enemy vehicles have gotten a bit faster. I don't know if we need a faster plane now
or not.
Hey!
Hey, Bog.
Happy February.
Just want to take a second to say that, oh my god, it's been five and a half years of following and enjoying your streets.
Oh my god.
Thank you for all the times you were alive when I needed it.
Mr. Mastery has kept my mind and heart happy in times of great crisis.
I think we're as beautiful in barbarian's clothing, a gentleman, and a scholar, have a good day, Bob and Chad.
Up to daily February, look out for me.
Uh, straight for life? I think we're the 66 months?
Uh, hey dude, I'm really happy I can help now.
I'm not even in first anymore.
I may need to go buy like more engines because we're pretty slow here
Oh
Geez man, they were on my ass that whole damn time holy shit, dude
Motherfucker, we're gonna we're gonna need a faster plane at this point man. Geez
I know nothing about banjo except watch you play the first time.
Super confused what's going on for this third game.
So the way this game works is you go into a world and there's like you build or change
your vehicle.
Like you like this is my current vehicle and I can whip out other vehicles I have made.
For instance, I can pull out, um, see where's, where's my other one?
Pull up this one and then you drive to these different challenges.
You see them on the mini map in the bottom right, I might be blocking them, but there's
little challenges you show up.
You do either a race or whatever other challenge with whatever vehicle and then you get another
jiggy.
That is, that is the game in a nutshell.
And that's the title.
I recommend you read up on external flows with all the boundary layers.
I don't think any of these things really matter too much.
Racial on the dry-up, I recommend it should be a fast land view, but I could take a few knots.
This is not a good vehicle to use.
That's right.
This guy is just, look at this guy.
Let's go make let's go make a car that doesn't suck. All right, let's go make a car that doesn't suck
Let's say new vehicle
Let's go make a car that doesn't suck huge dick
Oh, let's say
All right, make a block of cheese car
I'll try to make something a little bit better than what I've made in the past.
I don't know if adding more wheels really does something for me.
doubt it to be honest small the building is too hard for me don't remember as a
kid yeah I mean I'm waiting dude
then you have to try to make your designs like a little better right
Okay, there's probably more um, I bet there's probably more engines I could buy
from Womba in the town okay um
Look, I'm kind of elevated.
These wheels always seem like they're kind of elevated, and I don't really want to be
be elevated here, Muzz.
Uhhh, what's up, Creamer? How's it going?
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
Make it so.
Uh, there are some propulsive engineers in the bathroom who want to give you suggestions.
Say what you want about nuts and bots, but at least you can mistakenly leave a level and lose all your progress.
That's something, right?
Uh, test the track, let's say.
I'm not exactly symmetrical, are we?
Uh, Brad Brains, thank you for the 54 months, we really appreciate that, thank you, Brad
Brains?
Can you really lose your progress?
Are we saying that's like, you know, that's that's better about this game that you can't do that, I guess
Yeah, that's been right, right.
I can probably hang on.
I don't even need these bottom parts at all.
Oh
Okay, I think we're good
Save
So we'll see how this car goes. I feel like I need to go buy new engines
I'm about like they're stuck on me.
Get off.
This is the Canyon Arrow of Banjo Nussbaum Bolt.
And you know oh my god dude
Dude all right mumbo is fucking stuck on me get off get off the fuck
Fuck!
What the fuck off of me? Piece of shit?
Look at this, motherfuckers!
Dude, they fucking, they get spun out and then they road block you, so you're just fucked.
So the width of my vehicle is not helping in this situation.
There's seven more left to go.
God that sucked.
You try to look all that aerodynamic.
Yeah, a little too wide.
I think you may be a little too girthy.
I think you may be right.
Ah, Town Hall, thank you very much.
How does the game fare in the Banjo trilogy?
A really bizarre game that somehow has the Banjo name attached to it?
That probably shouldn't.
Uh, Big Red, thank you for the 99 months.
Really appreciate that, thank you very much.
Hey, the coconut's a model of the beats you did for Authosition, take it to the pier
to be shit.
Okay.
Okay, let's restart. I'm dragged somehow. I'm fucking dragging a tree. I don't know how
Oh, that's possible.
This thing drives really horribly.
Is there any great champion in this game there?
Why are we spinning out?
There's nothing to spin out on.
There was like two kind of boss fights, I guess sort of.
Ziddy, thank you for 65 months. Thank you, Ziddy. Appreciate that, dude.
What a minigame, I mean that's not a minigame, that's the game, you just saw what that's
what the game is pretty much.
That's pretty much the entire game.
Am I going for 100%?
No.
My god, why Death Stranding on wheels?
People really hate Death Stranding. I like Death Stranding.
They've got the banjo to spit in the face of Crazy Daxing.
You can play Death Stranding too.
All of the course, uh, water race around the Sea Explender.
No time to admire the users who are using your fast floating vehicle to secure Earth's place.
I don't know how fast my boat really is.
Um...
Let's try.
I hate to say I played a couple hours and feel like I was enjoying as I just dropped it.
I don't think uh, I don't think death stranding is for everybody
It's valid
He finished Dark Souls 2 for the first time, great game, I enjoyed it.
I was really not driving you insane, uh, like I'm pretty practiced at listening to things
all day that I don't really want to listen to.
Pretty decent at it.
They got tanks and helldivers now.
I heard that like, is there a new thing in helldivers where they're trying to go destroy
cyber stand or something it may be time to uh for the fist of family values to return
Yeah, Cyberstan is the the bot planets
Your favorite ship name
The judge of judgment.
Tell us when I get him to forget me to sell all your vehicles apart from steering, it
will be frozen when you begin, so try to choose something that will roll a long way.
Does a plane count?
Am I going for a hundred percent no.
Good morning blotting gamers. I was happy to see you start a tier scale, so now I have
a video game in case I get stuck.
may enjoy increases the difficulty on high emissions maybe we shouldn't use this
vehicle. Let's use that one again. Save for it! Thank you for the 500 bits. Appreciate
that. Thank you. Save for it. Yeah, Tearscape was cool. I enjoyed that so far.
What's he doing?
Winning.
What are you doing?
That's enough.
Yeah, winning.
Oh, again?
Uh, Lord Buttermore, thanks so much.
When I go back down, I'm gonna see if I can get more engines.
Make faster vehicles.
Seems relevant.
He does got a 102 fever.
Oof, man.
It's been a while since we've been sick here.
That's a lot of stuff
That's dumb
Wider cars has been an extremely entertaining stream why thank you so much
New vehicle parts. Large ammo, a gyroscope, a vacuum, suck and blow, and we have a large
engine now. Okay.
All righty, let's go see if we can buy some more engines.
Your one year old got shots, yeah shots are always rough man, they're always rough.
How's land vehicles perform better?
Uh, okay.
Medium engine.
Attached to vehicles to make them sharp.
A mirror.
Medium fuel.
Large tray.
Air cushions.
Eric McIvercraft Thornup and software work, right medium ammo grenade gun I'll buy that I'll buy a monster wheels
Strong seat another large engine a large propeller. Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff here
other refill fuel and ammo mumbo explain that one well so not say anymore
homing missile even a homing missile a grenade turret I'll buy a large fuel and I guess it's
all I can fix. Alright, so we're gonna find another level we can go to. We think we need
75 jiggies to beat the game, we think. Yeah, we think that that's the final boss. We need
175 jiggies. Oh, right. This was what we saw yesterday. We have to, uh,
have to take this somewhere.
You mean for the bad ending?
Banjo-Kazooie nuts and bolts the bad ending all endings are bad you guys open
the gate for me or...
I try to figure out a way to get inside here.
Yeah, Banjo has never, ever, ever been good at climbing up hills in any of these games.
He can't even walk in his own games, to be honest.
Who are they thinking with this game?
Uhhh...
How do I get in here?
Your vehicle is not equipped to get through this.
Okay so I'm not allowed to try.
So wait a minute, so how do I get this thing in the plinth up there?
I need a submarine, I don't know.
So we had to drop the ball and the hole in there, but I did a full circle around this
place, I didn't see a way in at all.
The only place that even looks plausible is over here, but...
Um...
Yeah, in here somehow?
Cross of the bridge? You mean this one right here?
How?
I also can't pull out other vehicles either, unless there's like another one I don't know about.
No, you can't bring out other vehicles, um, in the overworld.
You can only use them on individual levels.
Um, hmm, I don't know.
pull the sick ramp uh jess florida thank you for the 11 months thank you jess florida
i appreciate that i mean i could probably find another level to get more jiggies in
But kind of annoying
But we got everything in there
Pretty sure I did this one too. Yeah, we did that one
Is your title talking about Chat's mom?
Did I do everything that wants to do over here?
Oh yeah, I did all these.
Um, so I'm just kind of looking for a level where I can actually do something, or I need
to figure out this.
Hey, where are my names to the new Helldivers bomb?
I'm interested if the Helldivers have something like special going on.
Like, uh, we'll see if they have like a new campaign or something's going on.
have I done this I have not you can see him act one
Yeah, I am finally
You're gonna lock the jet engine?
Oh my god.
Push all the sumo blocks off the dart board that's going to be the spot we need to reveal
with lots of power and weight to shift these parts.
I might be okay.
Okay, I think I have a thing to push
Wait, why are we front heavy I wasn't do the last time I used this vehicle this is not how this went
What is this thing front-nitty?
Now's gonna work?
Alright.
All right
I don't need it to.
Yep, I figured.
Uh, and Paul said, thank you for the $4.20, or should I do?
Would vehicular cinema be too dangerous for real life?
I think head-on collisions in vehicles are notoriously pretty bad for the occupants.
It's pretty bad, yeah.
Destruction Derby.
I'm thinking a lot of destruction derbies in cars that'll often back into things because
it's easier to like not die or cause serious injuries. It also doesn't damage the engine
as much. And they usually like the back of the cars used more often.
Yeah, less critical damage, right, right.
Okay, I don't know if this was the right place
I'm gonna go up
Lots of reals in demolition derby. How am I holding up? I'm doing okay. Next still hurts
from midday. I'm doing alright. You can't hold your mind on the lawnmower sound.
The arthile of this game pisses you off.
Hi Bart, do you enjoy this game?
Uh...
A simple long jump, uh, launches up off the bottom of the ski jump and travels as far as possible.
Leaving the ramp, you'll lose control, so use the vehicle with plenty of momentum.
That one.
That's it?
All right, we're gonna try again
Yeah, they put the fucking save thing I'm trying to see what I want to do here. All right new vehicle
You do um
Holy if this was one wheel work
Uh, can we test?
Does this work?
It does not!
How about two wheels?
So, we're just going straight, we want momentum, so this could probably work, all right.
I'm sorry.
Love the streams, Bob.
Any advice for the defect will save the spire.
Fuck.
Ah, booboo, thank you for the sixty-five months.
Thank you booboo.
All right, god damn it.
I hate when this game makes me make a better vehicle.
I don't want to.
Ah, thank you booboo.
Appreciate it.
Thank you talent for the bits.
Hey, when this game does up.
Advice for the defect and slay the spire.
I don't know, man.
I think I got to Ascension 19 with the defect.
And there were times where, are these even, are these even on the same level?
There we go, now they are.
So that was with the defect that felt very hitter-missed, you know, like you would either
be crazy OP or you have nothing and you have no chance and that's kind of how it felt to me.
Okay how is this working? Let's try to go to test track.
You can try to learn and lean into uh wow this is not better at all. Fuck me dude. Oh my god.
All right, let's fucking start over again. God damn it. You know why you know, all right, I think the game
The game is certainly losing some of its charm. Whatever that whatever that charm may be
Oh, I have two large engines.
I hate when the game makes me try to make something actually good.
I don't know, the effect is very hit or miss sometimes, it's like a spire, in my experience
anyway.
Sometimes good, sometimes shit.
Okay, so what is not attached?
Oh, that's not attached.
Sometimes in Act 1, you're, uh, in, with the defect, it's like, you didn't give me any
frost, you didn't give me any powers, and here I am at the boss, and like, I have nothing
to fight this boss with.
Keep in mind though, I am not, uh, there are, there are some legit, like, slay the Spire
lords out there who like, I'm on a 70 game win streak, like, I am not a slay the Spire
Lord. My anime, just keep that in mind. Not a Slay the Spire Lord. Yeah, yeah. To the
trusted claw I'm a I'm a slave aspire amateur I have beaten the ascension 20
and the and the heart but yeah I still consider myself an amateur
There we go.
An Intermediate.
There you go.
32 streak with the Iron Man.
How do you even get any farther than that, dude?
It's about hedging your chances.
Oh, I can just exit.
You barely beat the 75. I actually kind of wanted to start over in Slade of Spire with like a new file
As I never did this one either, okay
Fresh Files Lens Fire kind of sucks at it, so I don't know I kind of like starting over new and I like doing that
Yeah, I like doing that sort of thing I've been doing that since like Pokemon dude like the start over
The card pool is more limited.
Yeah, but you're also not like dying over and over in Ascension 20 and like the fucking bullshit you actually get to play the game or more.
Score as many baskets.
If you go to the escape hall, if you get the balls from the hoop in the air, some guessing the trolley won't be...
You need to get the vehicles through the hoop in the air
The helicopter tray helicopter I guess maybe
Her manager is here to suit different is it better for someone who hates banjo
Better I don't know if it's better
It's uh, it's weird.
It's weird.
Like what makes a banjo game a banjo game and uh, I don't really feel like this is a
banjo game.
It's kind of a weird...
It's a weird game that they slapped, they slapped it on the banjo like, you know, and
has nothing to do with banjo, pretty much.
It could have very easily just been its own thing, but...
So what I was saying yesterday that, like, Microsoft basically, like,
so they were just trying to make another Banjo game, and, uh,
Microsoft stepped in and was like, no, you're not, now you're making this.
And they didn't really have much of a choice, so then this is the result.
Which is kinda sad.
I mean dude like how many how many games get murdered because somebody who doesn't know
anything about it steps in and decides to make sweeping changes like how often does that
That should happen, right?
Shit.
I tried to do two, they knocked each other off, I did try it, but...
Usually they bolt the car that holds things there, Tom Sawyer, I mean I got the trophy
you doing? What do you need? The more of the teethy trophies you grab, the more
You uh, if you get four of them, I think you get a jiggy for it
It's riveting
Clear the hurdles, you can either go over or through the hurdles, so choose your vehicle
accordingly.
Can I use a plane?
It seems like a good way to go over hurdles.
Apparently you can just use a plane.
My beard is getting long.
of
This game hasn't gotten any better.
It's pretty much been what it's been from the first hour.
hasn't really changed much since then
Mind you 90s movies like Dennis the Menace
Jesus Christ man right the last second dude
Zelda, Metroid, and Final Fantasy should have died instead, wow, strong words.
and true.
Gigantor, thank you very much.
Do you guys see a favorite?
The shot put.
Launch the ball, the dart board as fast as possible, like it strikes hard and fast, some
Some weight behind it should be strongly considered a plane.
not good enough.
What about...
I'm not this one.
OOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Maybe I could put like a like a ramp on the front of my car here.
I don't want to see if this works.
Okay, let's take it to the test track, we're going to see if it works.
Okay so the one thing is that it's dragging pieces on the ground, yeah.
It'll still work, though.
Who's giving him a big rip off of this game?
Totally.
Ah, they can check into her.
that
that uh did not work
a
I put as much thought into it as you do into your twitch buzz.
Alright, save.
All chat GP2.
So this is not going well.
This is not going well, dude.
Really not going well.
I hit it with the plane.
Yeah, I hit it with the plane.
I'll try this one again.
What are you trying to do?
I'm trying to hit this so that it goes 250 distance and so far we have been
unable to do so. I do have the fist weapon. Is the fist weapon good?
If I had hit that more to the other direction, I feel like that might have been it, because
I got to hit it a little bit more or less, right?
We could giraffe, thank you very much, I really appreciate that.
Your shield was a big part of my life for good ones, so I'll give you a really good
back.
I don't have to give me anything to do that.
Thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed the stream.
Oh, this is it. Okay, we also knocked it down here. This has got to be good, right?
Yeah, there we go. There we go. We got it. Got a good bounce. So some of you want to get
the blue you got to hit it really far man
I think we can draft appreciate a man
They should detract if it goes backwards.
Yeah, they did nerf Wombos Gigantic breasts from Banjo to me.
Bummer.
What's the bowling balls on the rush from the key to this game is let's
me show you in the vehicle that can somehow lift the balls up high enough
all right we must lift the balls
hmm
This is a better game than Tui, uh, Banjozid.
A nuts-a-bolts is better than Tui.
Uh, they do different things wrong, and they're hard to compare.
oh come on man oh my god why did you jump off the whole fucking fuck you
Wampasaurus, thank you for the raid, man.
We got to put the balls on each one, and I guess that's as high as we can lift the
Balls
uh
Two escaped every so I heard you play the game and this stream was very late in my time zone
I want to thank you for playing the game. Oh, you're welcome. Did I had a lot of fun playing? I haven't finished yet. We're gonna
see if we can
make some progress on this game and I'll probably be back to it tonight or today
or whenever I enjoy what I played of it though it was a good time
no
Yeah, that was a good time.
Enjoyed it.
What is happening?
This is riveting gameplay.
I'm glad you're enjoying all I could say is you motherfuckers deserve to watch
this because you motherfuckers chose this for marbles don't say well I wasn't
gonna choose this for marbles well yeah it was either this or fucking 60 hour
JRPG tactical adventure that nobody was gonna watch so don't don't don't give me
that shit your choice was also bad
I want one jiggy here.
Ooh, but Valkyrie do a Valkyrie Croc was so good dude, what do you mean?
It's only 60 hours.
I wish you could set a default vehicle when you come into a place.
It's infinitely better than banjo dog shit.
You know, rating somebody who had played Valkyria Chronicles, the first thing he said was,
man, that would be horrible to stream.
So go fuck yourself, alright?
That's somebody in the know who has played the game.
Renty's flooded the Jigasi infuse to lead until she has been bested at water poles.
Here's a water vehicle and whacked the balls through the wreath themed goal.
Okay, I have my boat somewhere.
I need to like go delete a bunch of these.
I
What the fuck
Oh
My god
I'll probably put another engine on this thing too.
I can show you.
About fuel.
Oh
Regine take it with a rabie and think of it something for the 24 months. You just got poem that they was up
DJ did thank you very much
I do not hate anime, I don't want to play a 40 hour game that nobody wants to watch.
It's not rocket science guys.
I think I'd rather land mine the game than put forth like a disingenuous, like...
I played it for 30 minutes, dude!
I'd rather just say no.
Did you land mine Golden Sun? Nobody's chosen Golden Sun.
I hate to pay for Mario.
Just like what you do with pay for Mario, I finish pay for Mario you fuck with?
What are you talking about?
If I played it and I finished it.
Fuck's the matter with you?
Yeah, fuck dick.
There's a remaster coming of Hogs of War, um, I don't know what Hogs of War is.
You know what it is, you know what marbles, you know what the problem with marbles is,
is that people don't understand they try to swing for the fences, that's the problem.
You can't swing for the fences every time.
Sometimes you should take, you should bunt, or take the pot fly, like it's more you should
not always swing for the fences.
over thing and they swing and they're swinging for the fences. Take a basehead exactly. Hit
My pitch!
Alright, I'm done trying.
Sometimes you should charge the mount!
Ha ha ha.
Ahhhh.
Scoob-a-seat?
I wonder if that's what I needed to get into the other area.
I wonder if now I could get in there.
How goes the nutting and bolting?
We're still nutting but I haven't bolted yet.
Still nutting.
bro, just put the fucking fries in the bag, man, joe.
I
I feel a little like the people that his lunch tray is falling over and all of his foods there.
I feel a little like that right now.
Dude, why god?
Amazed how long you stuck with this one. You could not take this game.
I
Have D9
Ah, great beer to thank you very much.
If I said what I would rate this game, when I finish it I'll give it a rating.
It's not gonna be good though, just spoil that for you, it ain't gonna be good.
Small jets, large fuel and sticky balls.
Do we have a jet now?
I like...
KAMUS!
Taking it to the sub.
Appreciate it dude.
Take it to KAMUS.
BANJO LAND ACTS.
Alright.
Oh, I just asked co-pilot based on the company here, what's your favorite game reply?
The Super Mario World, the Marvel Romax, your Sentry to your identity and your community.
So even AI is Pibo Mario for you.
It's just, uh, I'm assuming it's just going off the thing I have played the most.
It's not entirely wrong though, but...
The best banjo game hands down. Wow.
That's saying something and I don't think it's saying what you think it's saying.
Your favorite Nintendo Andy. This isn't even Nintendo at this point.
This is uh, this is Microsoft
Granteesburg the museum and her jumping vehicle intent on wrecking the exhibits knock the warty crown from her vehicle seat
To apprehend to the intruder, so I don't know when it says knock her off her seats. I don't know
I don't know what it means. Maybe shooter
Nice shooter
Shush, shush, shush!
Okay, I don't think these guns are cutting it.
Okay, let's go. Let's go add on like a rocket launcher or something. We have other guns now
We got
So there's a turret you can use.
We have a grenade gun.
I
Actually, let me move this
Wait, what's uh, what's not attached to the seat or something?
Oh, it's the grenade guns on attached, um.
Oh, the cat came in here.
You can leave him in here, it's fine.
No, that will drag him crazy.
That's it.
Although the Kingdom Hearts gummy ship missions with Banjo as a game, I mean kinda, yeah.
Alright, that's it.
I
Think so fucking long just put it back on you
Okay, I am not hitting her for shit.
Wow, that sucked a lot.
Wow, that really sucked.
Uh, cashmere, thank you for the 38 months, we really appreciate that, thank you cashmere.
Spring.
Ooh, okay.
Are we catching a cousin?
Is this a banjo game?
I mean, it has banjo in the name of the game.
Is this a banjo game?
I mean it has banjo in the name dude.
They called it and it's got, there he is, see him?
That's what they call it.
Oh, nothing bar peering.
Uh, carry and flock, oh you know what, with the spring?
Fuck off, man. With the spring I think maybe we can now get into that other spot.
that other spot. 61. The graphics seem nice for the time. It's, uh, I'd say the graphics
These are a little pukey for my taste, but, you know, it doesn't look terrible.
It's a little pukey.
How nutty is the barf down, man? I'm pretty nuts today, dude.
Watch out.
full-time banjo streamer well hand and hand
Excuse your health, I won't believe what's happening this time.
What's your take on version control?
Version control?
Lost and playable sheep must be returned to Lago's Vault.
Cheaper groups and flocks using a carrying or herding vehicle to gather as many as possible.
Umm...
Is this what I was using?
I hope I don't say I'm a full-time banjo streamer.
This looks about as fun as commuting to work now, that was Metford Prime.
That's why Prime 4 is like, they added commuting to Metroid, where you have to commute from
one map to the other.
That's why I fucking put on NPR, it's like, you know, if I'm going to be commuting, I
the same ladders
It really was pretty bad.
I had a couple of okay bosses.
I thought the Dragon on the lava was pretty cool.
But beyond that, yeah, not much.
This is a fetch quest.
I mean this is pretty much the whole game and stuff like this dude.
I saved you 70 bucks, much appreciated.
I am stuck.
Oh my gosh, Lu-star.
Ah, Talon Hall makes a mess.
Alright.
Oh, the one who's used one is to be updated with the orc to score in professional opera singers.
Uh, Andrew, they've been 38 months.
Did you hear that?
Thank you, Andrew.
What's up, Jen?
I should review Final Fantasy XI.
Ah, let me change the...
It's an MMO.
A magic garage with shopping carts.
How's the nut and bulging today?
Well, I'm still trying to nut and then like a nut, then I'll bolt.
Lansy, not air.
Barbarosking is a popular Twitch streamer who's been streaming since February 2014.
His channel motto is play hard games, make dumb jokes.
Twitch is particularly well known for streaming challenging games, especially Super Mario
World and Super.
It's not even accurate, I haven't just heard him for 12 years.
Cannot believe AI would be bug-shitting wrong, no way.
brother! Bro! Get off me! What the hell? They get like t-boned by every single one they
spin you out. Get the hell out of here, man.
This is Diddy Kong Racing, but the driving is shit, it's not Diddy Kong Racing.
This is like a tech demo, this is a weird side game that somehow like face hugger attached
itself to the fucking banjo kazooie series.
That's what this game is.
Zorb, thank you for the 20 months really appreciate that. Thank you Zorb.
Oh, I got in the turret.
Also the turret is pretty shit actually.
I think it's a bit sad because as much as I hate Banjo-Kazooie and like I don't like
the games, I feel like at the least deserve the chance to get better and be modernized
and instead Microsoft apparently said, no, now you're gonna make this.
they kinda got denied the chance to exist
now yeah
Yeah, yeah, a better game was never an option.
I mean to be honest, I think a remake of Banjo-Kazooie, like where they, you know, made the,
they made the physics better and, you know, they revamped the graphics stuff, like, I
don't know.
What am I even doing here?
Just racing again.
I've got the need for speed.
He wants another banjo.
I've already given you my plan for the banjo franchise.
I actually know I actually think you could make good banjo games you could you could
revitalize and bring it back also the time that the game it makes me use
sometimes the game makes you use a car
you know my car says my cars will look like shit like this just random slap
together shit
Alright, turn down.
Ah, I'm gonna draw this.
We got a lot of snow. We got, like,
Like almost record snowfall here in Charlotte. Yeah
It was all extremely dry powdery snow we got a lot of it
You can really is how banjo should be yeah, I was crazy I
Did the record for Charlotte? I want to say the all-time record was something like 14 or 15 inches of snow
We were we got like around almost around a foot of snow something like that
Use a vehicle that's good at barging and knock all the igloo blocks out of the demolition zone
Geyser, thank you very much
The Batman TTS sounds more like Kevin from The Office.
I did knock down, but I get off again.
three
Oh my god.
What is going on?
What is happening in this game?
Let the game just decide like you're done with having traction.
I
This sucks a lot
Why use many words in a few words, don't you think?
That's cool, man. I love that they put this random fucking garbage round for me to get fucking stuck on.
There are many sports in here. I like to play games with Kevin T. as a child.
The contract is to undercut.
I know it's over.
Everybody's going to get to know each other in the pot.
I'm serious about this stuff.
I'm gonna have jet.
Night river.
Thank you very much.
I don't think we saved but that's fine.
Okay, I am slightly annoyed because there are multiple blocks that are just hanging
in the air.
Yeah, look at that.
What am I supposed to do about the blocks that are mid-air?
I
and
So these like mid-air blocks like I just can't do anything about them, huh?
Um
Uh, a lot of fun bacon
I think we're gonna have to use yeah, they're gonna have to use a flying vehicle
I'm gonna try to try one more thing though
I have no idea, but it looks like our little diversion got their attention, and now's
It's the best chance to slip in on the list.
I re-invited over a turtle in a parking lot.
But then I saved him by gluing his shell back together.
But I couldn't get the pieces to get right.
But in the name while I was reaching for the glue, I crushed the shell again.
If we built him a better show that time, then it turned out the turtle was bald.
I could give you as age 11 always wanted an Nintendo console.
However, due to the extremely poor living in Venezuela, it was just a distant dream.
This is not a dream.
It was created when he made a cardboard Super Mario game, posted it on YouTube and the video
world-wide.
Thanks to the video, Nintendo's disgraced former CEO Doug Bowser personally traveled
to Venezuela to give Paco a cease-and-desist for a serious family of $200 million.
Do you think Doug Bowser was let go by Nintendo because of the, um, apocrybudier situation?
Uh, Dumb Chest exhibits Brambleman, exhibits Fox-Dye, I think, with the bits, Wafflem makes the best. Do you think that was why?
I sure hope so.
He was a flying vehicle to find an alternative way to puncture this overused gas bag.
Oh, this thing again?
So wait is there what do I do?
Did we push him into the cactus?
I hate this game.
bro
I should wipe out the helicopter instead of the plane.
Um, he didn't blow up.
Oh wait, it said I got one.
Oh, was that, did I hit him once?
She got to do it two more times, oh.
Incredible.
Enjoying my favorite game.
Wow, that guy beat it in zero seconds.
That's raw.
I like how the banjo leaderboards are hacked.
I don't know why, but they are.
Ha ha ha ha.
Of all the...
I have lost control of my life.
The hacking the banjo leaderboards might be...
I'd be one of them, dude.
You go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.
Batman as Kevin is pretty good.
What happened? First Marble's rest, the long RPG that was landmine and Marble ran again?
Or was the second choice the same person? No, when you landmine, you don't get to choose
another game. That's it. You lose your choice.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Woohoo!
Nothing like some nuts and bolts for breakfast.
Does anyone have any food in their hands?
Fuck, I love the food.
It's killing it, thank you for the 66 months, really appreciate that.
I thought, wait, which one is it?
Oh
Targeted soul thank you for the 21 months really appreciate that thank you, dude
Oh my god, you're the same, this thing is good work.
No! Why, why is this thing so shit?
Oh my god, this is the worst fucking race in the game. Holy shit, this race sucks dick.
Oh my god, you can't you can't you can't you can't do this you can
Bro, this is like the fucking worst race so far holy shit
Oh, no, no, no, no!
What?
Yes.
Look away for one second.
The hole!
We should foul. We'll get the next one.
Why are we driving this fucking piece of shit vehicle anyway?
This stupid, this like little hump on the ground here, fucks you.
Why?
Oh, God, that's so...
Oh, what a tank.
Oh god, that's sooo...
Oh, what a terrible race.
You can see his soul coming out of his body.
This is the pinnacle of gaming.
Ugh.
More intense than 200 CC Mario Kart.
Again, again!
I know, I know, but I don't dance hand and whistle on the swing.
The form stuns described by Mumbo to impress them enough.
Uh, waff on big little bits.
Wait, what?
While in the air, press left stick forward and hold back or actually do a sum results.
Okay
I see 42 months
Uh, Cider King, thank you for the 42 months.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Um...
Okay, I seem to be unable to hit this one.
We'll have to ramp off the boats.
Oh
Can I like
No, but if I had to use the boat like that's so awkward that's what I actually have to do
I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his kit.
Holy fucking shit, motherfuckers! Hit the fucking thing! Why is this so high in the air? We want!
I can't hit it. I don't know how the sponsor can hit it. I can't hit it.
I understand.
Apparently if you hold A, you get a...
It's not press A.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yes I got it.
THERE'S SO MUCH MORE!
oh my god sock my fucking dick game sock my fuck fuck you piece of shit
Oh
You guys know that the pinnacle of video game level design is driving through a circle or
Going through a circle
Actually the height of all video game design
The only thing that might be better than driving through a circle is pushing a block
Those two things are the absolute pinnacle of video game design
Superman 64 walks so that Banjo could also walk.
What do you want, dude?
What do you mean?
Up!
What are we doing?
Move!
Come on!
And!
END UP!
You know, one thing that's wrong with Rare, regardless, what it was banjobs do, is that they never know when to fucking stop.
Where do you stop? They never know. They're so bad about that. They never know when to stop!
And here we are! Once again! In this fucking horse shit!
Stop!
They don't know the meaning of too much!
Cause they're fucking Jaguars!
There we go, a whole bunch of fucking amateur ass pieces of shit in motherfuck.
They don't know when to stop!
Enough! Jesus fuck!
Right!
Shut the fuck up!
Check the leaderboards. Fuck you, they're all hacked anyway.
This is going well.
It's been great man, it's been the past 10 hours of the same fucking mission over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
Nothing furiously about that at all.
It's an air race a fast airborne vehicle
Chat did I miss the sub goal for a hundred percent?
We're even in his bandit or course
Ah, Broski, thank you very much for the 500 bits.
Wait am I out of fucking fuel?
All right, wait, fuck!
Forgot the fuel!
Forgot to be paling!
Forgot the fuel!
Gotta go back!
Gotta go add some fuel!
Fuck, I'm off.
Oh
What a fucking miserable shit-hole of a series.
One of the games is like almost tolerable and the two others...
Now my plane is fast as fuck
Is this game on switch one or switch two it's on neither it's on the Xbox
Rare and Nintendo have
had their falling outs and they do not
Don't put games on it anymore
Long time ago
I wonder was it like what was the initial cause of the fallout was it uh was it Nintendo
was just like did Rare want more money or was Nintendo just like yeah I think we're done
with you well they work pretty hand in hand with Nintendo for a long time right just wondering
what happened there. Inflatable Sheep Golf comes to ban pick and vehicle that's good
for wacky sheep and try to knock the wooly wonders into Waggo's bowl using as few strokes
as possible. Bro, I don't fucking know what vehicle you want for this. What the fuck are
talking about so it's got to go where so we got to get it in the hole in five
5 hits.
They got the jiggy.
You just like Spyro or Crash? I like Crash 1, I didn't care for Crash 2 and I didn't play anymore.
Bro, we ain't gettin' this jiggy.
That counted as two hits?
I call bullshit.
Crash 3 is tough. I didn't like Crash 2, so I didn't play any more beyond that point.
I didn't care for Spyro the dragon. I don't have anything against it, but I didn't like
it. I don't really, it wasn't like negative. It was just kind of very forgettable and easy
And whatever
All right, we're not we're we're going to leave this one. I'm like I'm like I'm just gonna skip this one
I don't know what fucking mystical magical vehicle they want from me here. I'm leaving fuck you
We'll find other jiggies.
I didn't like Crash 2 very much, yeah.
Just tapping it.
They buy a lot of IPs and then run them into the ground.
Probably the banjo games were ever particularly good to begin with.
Be honest.
Helldivers are marching on the cyber stand soon.
Depending on what they've added, maybe time to play some Helldivers again, we'll see.
I'll take a look at it.
You guys know I love Helldivers.
I
Last one the only problem is whenever I try to make a taco I get too excited and crush it
69 Waflam make the bets
The 6th number.
So 69 hilarious.
67 not funny, is that how that works?
I actually, you know what?
I think I do not understand why 69 is funny but 67 isn't.
I think I actually don't get it.
Like I understand 69 like sex thing, I get it, but I don't understand why one is funny.
funny and what is it?
I don't understand.
To me, I feel like they are about equivalent.
Actually.
Yeah, I think I don't get it.
One is sexy, the other one is zoomer.
Folding Wing, Foldy Propeller, and Sail.
sale. Because 789, Old Men, Yellow Clouds, I think I actually don't get it. To me, I
feel like they're actually, they're a big, I think, here's a hot take. Both are about
as funny as one another. They're about, they're about the same, in my opinion. Very little
to separate. One is timeless. It's a lukewarm take. I don't think 67 is funny. I don't
I don't think 69 is particularly funny either, honestly.
That's my point.
I don't think 69 is fun.
I don't think like, oh my god, 69!
I like the sex thing, like, I just, to me, I don't know.
Maybe I, maybe, you know what?
Maybe I have a poor sense of humor.
It's entirely possible.
Who was wrecked?
Defend or hide the balls from the laser cure that could be anywhere to be prepared to stop.
Going to destroying five balls to win the frame.
Okay
Where's my like bucket car
Wait, the goal is stop grunty, right?
I've stopped grunty.
This is what I was supposed to do.
That works
Oh, what is this?
Oh, there's the bits!
Oh, did she wait?
Did she win that one?
Oh, she might have won that one, actually.
Okay, well, I didn't know we were fucking flying now, so now we're fl-
Yeah.
We're gonna lose this one, too.
I didn't know we needed a flying vehicle.
Okay, she's just fucking cheating then she was just cheating bro. She flies over and
shoots it from the air like what are you supposed to do
It's got the Age of Empires pathing.
I feel like you could design a bucket and just fly it on top of Grunty and she wouldn't
be able to get out of it.
You just like do that the whole time.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess now we have a laser.
was a jiggy beneath me somewhere?
Why do I have a Grand Set Auto Wanted level?
of
Okay, so to get in there, I think I have to do a big jump over here now.
How many jiggies are we at?
72?
So we might be off the closer shit.
I think that the sign at the top says 75, I thought.
Okay.
Um, okay, so do I jump.
So how do I get this in there?
Well this part of the map is really confusing.
The laser doesn't count, I don't think so.
No.
Hmm.
Is your wand my wand?
Oh, you mean like I can I like pick up the fence?
No, I can't like I can't do that.
Oh, hang on.
Is this this fence is gone?
Okay, there used to be a fence here. It's not here anymore. Okay, so let me see.
Usually, oh, I use the laser and the laser hit the fence. Oh.
So listen there's a way to go below all you know what they he told me I have the
scuba dude do I now have the thing I need to go under water here is that
what's intended this way I do it was like hey you don't have what you need
Oh now I have what I need okay
Um, problem though
I'm gonna be sick.
We've all heard the expression, close, make the man.
So this thing floats.
How do I get this to go down?
I do need it.
Yeah, it won't go down.
No, you can't build custom vehicles in this area.
Alright, let's just go through it.
You can't bring custom vehicles in there.
Wait a minute.
Oh, that makes sense.
Uh, Metal Stoops!
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that.
Darth Rony!
Thank you for the gift, sub.
Appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
The best banjo game.
real Dark Souls 2 energy there.
It's the funniest one.
Well, apparently you can pick up the notes like that too.
Achievement Super Banjo Universe.
Oh, God, already.
Like the gate doesn't like open from this side
Uh, whatever.
Alright.
Are you gonna 100% this?
No.
No, I am not gonna 100% this game.
where am I why why
But Barb, all the lost fun.
A small jet, medium ammo, a sinker, a large jet, large fuel, ammo, and another laser.
Make it so.
Um, our man, thank you for the 22 months, appreciate that dude.
Glad I could bring you some pleasant memories.
Terrarium of Terror Act 3, Wars Act 1.
Madsgrilla!
Thank you for the 60 months.
I'm sure that dude, thank you very much. Act two.
Act one.
The stage is rough. Ugh.
Alright, I gotta use the bathroom. I'll be back once I can get this.
See you later.
Oh shit, they added a tank to Helldivers.
Did they really?
He's gonna really enjoy this level, which I think for the 59 months, really appreciate
that.
uh, today?
Uh...
What the fuck was that about?
She breasted boobily.
You know, men writing women get a lot of flak
for, like, her large breast heave.
But honestly, women writing men are not much better.
It's like, his large manhood swung between his knees and shit.
like women are that much better honestly. The billionaire firefighter with the huge cock,
like they're not much better honestly. Yeah, yeah. Volunteer advantage point, they volunteer
you find a vehicle taking you high yeah yeah
the fuck are they making me drive here
What is this?
Here, use this.
It's the worst vehicle you've ever seen.
Why?
What is this crap?
I'm sorry, did I miss something here?
What is going on in this one?
Uh, David, thank you for the 62 months.
Thank you, David.
I kind of feel, you know, I call me crazy.
I kind of feel like in the world of fiction, there's probably more women writing men than
there are men writing women like that, to be honest.
I could be wrong.
What is this? What is this challenge? What do you want me to do? What is this?
Uh, David, thank you for the 62. Why did you give me the fucking worst vehicle I have ever seen?
It's let me go reach this point. Like, what do you want me to do with this thing?
What even is this?
Writing writing fiction
Use your context clues to understand what a person is saying
You're like reading books is
Like what do this what is this what is this what do you want?
what is this fucking terrible vehicle what is this shit what does this want
for me to do you can't do it what do you mean drive this stupid piece of shit
up this hill what are you talking about you can't even drive this thing period
What do you mean drive it up the hill?
Wow, great game man.
In the 11th, you know, the game was losing me, but in the 11th hour it really brought it home.
Fuck this!
Oh my god!
Fuck this!
What is this trash?
Find a vehicle capable of taking you high.
And you make me use this.
But it can't go high so what do you want from me?
Well, you know I was kind of worried about this game, but right in the 11th hour
Oh boy, they just brought this fucking home man these at least final levels dude
Some of the greatest final levels I've ever seen look at this fucking shit here. You get to drive a fucking
pathetic ass, broke ass vehicle up a fucking hill to do God knows what it
doesn't even fucking work! What is this shit? And I was kind of worried about this
game but then at least at the final moment really all came together.
what is the purpose of this vehicle you can't dip shit fuck not you have to use
this vehicle for this level you fucking ignorant Ramas you absolute fucking
buffoon you have to use it shut your fucking hole moron
You fucking dunks!
Talon one makes the bits.
And then right here I can't, I just can't go any higher.
dude what
he is off
uh... i don't know if he's breaking them
so there's nothing to do with me
we'll be back when i can
I'm a little fucking busy at the moment driving this piece of shit up this fucking hill.
Masterpiece!
Fucking wow!
Masterpiece video game here!
Fucking Masterpiece!
What is this?!
What is this?
What does a B button do? It turns on your flashlight on the front of your car. I don't
under I legitimately I don't understand what they want you to do. What do they want you
Maybe you can upgrade you fucking cannot you have to use this vehicle you have to use there's no other choice
This is the only vehicle to refer you to use
That's it buddy
I don't know why you think I'm lying to you when I say this
I'm not lying to you you have to use this vehicle
build a better car dude
I
Can't move
This is like so horrible.
So bad, what is this?
Oh, holy shit.
Wow, that was a terribly fun jiggy, wasn't it, Chad?
Terribly fun.
Oh
He loves it.
A rare and delicate floatberry fruit seed that he wants to plant.
of the scene in some way of keeping it moist along the way.
Oh.
I only have one squirter.
Oh
This plane doesn't look phallic.
I can squirt on this thing whenever I want.
Hey, horse! Thank you very much.
Thank you for the 103 months.
Okay, we're done here.
This was Act 1.
four. Now there's so many stupid bastard enemies running around. I have three and this must
be active. My explosive anger yesterday was premium barb. Oh thanks.
Oh my god, I'm going to be dizzy.
Yeah, terrarium of terror.
Autistic fungus exploding in the atmosphere
must be taken up high before it implodes.
It gets heavier as it arrives
in the powerful lifting or carrying vehicle.
Okay, so let's go, hang on.
where's my helicopter with the trays isn't it right yeah we're gonna take off
the turret for its pointless
Let's see.
Okay does it test it?
That's it.
Seems pretty powerful to me.
Well, let's go add some more gas on. We should be good to go.
Grants on being the eco-friendly vehicle challenge.
Why are we playing Tears of the Kingdom again? Such a good game. I miss, uh, I missed Tears of the Kingdom.
That's got to be more than a few more than I'm playing that game again, but I'm not liking
um, um, mozzie, thank you for the sub, your oldest daughter turned 10, man.
I don't want to think about this, I don't want to think about it, but someday my girls
Those are really big too.
Oh, okay.
Don't want to think about it.
What's the other area of tier that's getting really boring?
Um...
I think it could have had way less light roots.
And probably been a lot smaller.
So, I put the fuel in the fucking middle and that's preventing this from sitting comfortably
inside of the thing.
Oh, okay.
Let's go, thank you.
You don't miss getting a game sucked?
I like to just get them locked.
Have a good time with it.
Alright, put the fuel on the outside.
It should sit a lot more comfortably now.
Aww, you know what I might do? I might add some like, panels or something.
Gonna add some panels to help it not bounce out easily.
Just gonna hit the propeller blade.
Alright, good enough.
The agent's gonna mind who hurt you as a child.
I don't understand the people that like, they love Breath of the Wild but they hate tears
of the kingdom.
I don't really understand that.
Cause I feel like they're pretty fucking close one way or the other, but whatever.
Me that's like super duper nostalgia.
They're very similar, yeah.
Bro, this motherfucker just doesn't want to sit in the thing.
Doesn't want to sit in it.
Look, if you just like both, that's fine.
If you like one better than the other, that's fine.
But if you're like, I love Breath of Wild and I hate Gears of the Kingdom.
That one that one's a little a little baffling to me
I'm so sick of fiddling with his stupid fucking vehicles. God damn it
I'm gonna fix it.
Carry the biggest, stupidest piece of shit ever.
Surely this is gonna fit here, right?
Yeah, dude, that's crazy to me too about it.
Yeah, that people are crazy nostalgic about Breath of the Wild, but not tears, I'm like,
it's crazy to see it happen so fast.
I can't just get in the fucking hole, dude.
Just go in the thing.
Let's go to the baaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What do I vee- what is this?!
Ah!
OHH GOD!
What do I need to do?!
I don't understand!
What do I need to do, man?!
I don't get it!
It's just gotta go high like what do you want?!
But it's like it's a fucking road up there so I really I'd like desperately want this
I'm gonna end right now, I really want this game to be over dude.
I really really desperately want this game to be done now.
Why is that not attached? It is so stupid that that doesn't attach.
I'm just like taking high but it wants me to put it it's like driving through this area
It is like the worst fucking thing imaginable though is the problem
Because like you got a fucking I can't see above me
NOOOOO!
Why did I remove the wall? Because it was a fucking nightmare getting it in the fucking hole, you putt!
It was a nightmare, it took me like 30 minutes to get it in the hole!
What do you think? Why do you think I removed that?
I CANNOT GO FORWARD! FORWARD!
Dude, there's too much shit above me!
Right here. Right here. What is going on over here? I cannot go forward anymore! Go forward!
Why won't you go forward?
Forward!
March!
Move!
What are we doing?
Let's go!
It's going backwards and won't stop!
Energy Sky, thanks a bit. It's a kill day and thank you so much.
I am so sick of this game.
Oh my god, I'm so sick of this game.
Am I having fun?
No.
I want this game to fucking die.
No.
This game needs to die.
Sick of this motherfucker game.
A land and water based pushing or carrying vehicle to help them back onto dry land.
You missed this game?
What are you talking about man?
This game is a sack of shit.
This game is fucking terrible.
What a terrible opinion.
This game is awful, dude.
Oh, that's a terrible opinion.
Okay, I need to add...
I already have floaters.
Oh, fuck just happened to me.
So where are they going?
What am I doing?
All you're taking them out of the water
What even are these things? Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? Some poor senior art dev
is fucking making blinking eyeball sack for fucking banjo nuts and molds. Poor poor guys
gotta make these fucking things and here we are. Poor player has to scoop this shit out
of the water. Oh my god! This is how. This is how. It went back in! This is how, dude.
This keeps rolling back in.
I don't want to make a better anything!
I don't want to engage more with this game!
I want to make the bare minimum to get out!
I don't want to fucking construct the addition of vehicles for better gru-
I don't want to get in the fuck out of this game, dude!
I didn't even think it was going to be a big burbis game.
Maybe if you just embrace the game.
I did not love this yesterday, no, that is not true.
So, why don't we have 72 jiggies?
So are these the final jiggies?
Are we done?
Oh my god dude, these levels here have been, this level here is so shit.
Oh
You were okay with the game yesterday
What the fuck?
This is a game for children
Smile. Get happy. You can do it, barn. We all believe in you.
Birdpack, thank you for the 52 months. Really appreciate that.
Your final challenge awaits.
Spiral Mountain!
The final door is open. I was here. Hell, you two.
So...
Is this the final challenge here?
Now get back to the challenge as long as Pegasus has one then we'll have Reckoning.
Wait what?
You can't do it?
Okay, maybe we gotta go to the other one.
GG.
The final challenge is saying something nice about the game.
What's my pixels appear that you've made it to the final challenge I applaud the combination?
Alright.
It sounds like nothing you've done so far there are six tasks to be completed.
You know what time regaes your performance for all six tasks but pause for drama only
Only one vehicle will be allowed.
Mega Man's Dog, thank you for the 4 months, really appreciate that.
Series of 6 games and same vehicle, they'll be carrying, collecting, pushing, shooting
and some land, water and air, so we should be able to handle a bit of everything.
All right, well chat let's make let's make our ultimate vehicle now
Kill those air
I guess we'll make it scuba suit I don't know if we're gonna need that or not
A sail?
So maybe that's what we're using on that one level.
I look miserable, that's just my face, but I am miserable.
It's okay though.
Mega Man's Dog, thank you for the four months, appreciate you.
That is just my face though.
No, it tends to do that
You
So we're going to have to fly.
Oh, that's it.
I'm making a pod racer.
Let's say.
So we're gonna need to fly and we're gonna need to go in the water for sure.
Okay, I feel like I'm looking, I'm hooking up the Dreamcast right now.
Oh yeah booty of the dream the Dreamcast everything we turn that fucker on
I think I was loud as shit
Okay, so we still can't fly
Now we're saying flying wings folding
Okay, we can fly let's go test it out
Oh, it's something is not attached. Hang on. What's not what's not attached here? Oh
The propane on I think the propellers aren't attached. Yeah, these are not attached
Something else is attached
What is not attached here
And let's go test it.
It's telling me something's not attached, I don't know.
Oh!
Looks like all of the propellers were not attached.
Does that attach though?
Ummmm...
Oh, you know why it's not attached?
Hang on.
That guy had to flip it.
That's it.
Appellate.
Um...
There we go.
Okay.
And...
Yeah.
There we go.
So we don't have any guns on this yet.
I'm not sure how much guns are going to matter, let's test this out.
So I can take off and fly like a plane.
I can also turn that off and fly it like a helicopter.
Does it float? It does.
Yeah, we're in the water.
Like Tony Hawk is playing
So we're gonna need guns too, right
Okay, they have lasers on it, how's fuel looking?
Okay, here's the thing though, I cannot fire the laser because I can't fire the laser.
Yeah.
No, does laser require ammo?
I thought it was because, um, I thought it was because there's too many things assigned.
Do you take in how they always do this one?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I think we have to take off either propeller or wings. I guess I'll take off the propeller.
Oh, wait a minute, hang on.
Bro, the laser drain, I didn't realize the laser drains your ammo so fast.
Oh my god, wow, that thing just burns your ammo. What the fuck?
Uh, I did not realize that. I don't even have, uh...
I think I'll take off the propellers and just go with the plane.
And we'll see how this goes.
Ah, Ditch McGee, thank you for the 74 months, I really appreciate that.
Alright, who knows what we're going to be able to do with this.
Alright, let's try it.
Stay within the marked area until the countdown reaches zero.
Answer correctly to win blind back the challenge clock.
Second-rate shaman runs mumbo jumbo mr. Mumbles
Fuck this game, what is the name of Plungo's precious arcade game?
Super Plungo wrong answer
Which outlet is run by Boggie and shut up
Bro, I don't know.
Boggy's gym.
When I was on the bingo balls, I jingled wings bingo pe- WHAT?!
WHAT?!
Collect Grunty's eye and put it where it belongs.
That's right, in the skip.
Very well, the dumpster.
So we have to get Grunty's eye and then put it in the dumpster.
you know this vehicle was not made was not made for that yeah it was not made for that
Don't have a cargo on it
This is this game, how many years have been since the launch of Banjo-Kazooie, 10 years?
Well done.
What was much better than this one- what was the much better than this one quiz called
in Banjo-Kazooie?
What the fuck?
Runty's Furnace Fun?
Who's Banjo's Adversary in Banjo-Tilly, Gruntilda?
What was the lame storyline of Banjo-Kazooie?
Runty kidnapped Banjo's sister.
Good thing I'm a I'm a lore master of the banjo games aren't you the smart one?
Uh, Neo thank you for the 75 months appreciate that thank you Neo.
They destroy the targets.
He keeps unassigning my gun.
That's shooting.
What is the name of the game world based inside of a console?
Logbox 720.
What hangs on a chain above a CPU chip in the Logbox world?
giant light bulb
Banjo-Kazooie
Which character plays the part of the celebrity program in the Log Box 720 world?
I have no idea.
No idea.
Follow the marked routes passing through each checkpoint.
Okay.
Oh
Shit
Pick off take off
What are we doing here
He wouldn't take off for some fucking reason.
Let's look thank you for the 96 months for that dude.
What numbers appear on the Jigasi and Domino's?
I have no idea!
What if Banjo to deliver to the hungry spectators? Pizza.
That sport is none of our bans in playing the Colosseum. We played pool, dominoes, darts, cards.
Alright.
What is the name of Banjo Land?
Bajno Land?
Bingo Land?
What is this crap?
Select all the honeycomb's from the maze on original how dare you it's satirical am I
Am I going to be screwed for not having a tray again?
It's good.
Again, I can't rotate it long ways.
Oh
What's wrong with Captain Blobber and Showdown Town?
It crashed his UFO?
Sure.
What's on the top of the police station showdown town?
Let me say a donut.
Nope.
There's a quiz on this one, yes there is.
It's on the island near the Wooden Bridge and Lake area of show downtown.
No idea!
Which of the falling towns does Mumbo possess?
well thank god the tray is like sticky so thank goodness for that
what's the name of the first level in banjo kazooie uh Fulgore's fountain the
garden of pointless collection pretty funny
What was the name of Grumty's giant life-sucking gun in Banjo-Tui?
Uh, Sucksores?
No.
What was the name of this post that you managed to do in Tui that some fansite still won't shut up about Stop and Swap?
What was the lame storyline grumpy kid that banjo's just for ya?
I run a banjo fan site.
Oof, I just barely got that one time.
I don't know why it never assigns my laser beams.
What's the meaning of this is not seen in Logbox 720?
Uh, pretty sure it's Mr. Pants?
What?!
which I've done the audio chip in the log box 720 world a speaker
doesn't know mr. I don't know mr. pants no many vertical levels the off levels as
The logbox has six.
It hangs on a CPU chain.
Is it like old?
No, we got that wrong last time. I don't know the answer is there.
Mr. Pan's next Marbles game?
For some reason you press B sometimes to take the wings out, but then it does it again.
is weird
fucking shit ass cock sucking mother fuck
GOD DAMN IT!
None of this would have happened if the wings just came out!
None of that happens if the wings just come out.
When I was doing the games game, I definitely had the Jingo- uh, the Jigo Sian.
Super Dupers Horts.
Which animal food is not an open the stalls in the jigger sea of hot dogs?
What's wrong with the Mad Monster Mansion exhibit in Banjo Land?
of it is missing. Banjo Lard. This is kind of disappointing. Oh man, you know I thought
Banjo Nuts and Bulls are going to be great and we'll disappoint how the game turned out.
What's the matter with you?
Dude I thought I was really thinking this game was going to be great dude, what happened?
I'm actually disappointed in you okay. Do you care to explain that?
Oh, you have to take off, bro.
There's too many answers wrong.
is crashing into something with a giant monstrosity of a vehicle.
What are the walls made from a terrarium of terror glass?
It's an invisible scene hopping around spiral mountain.
Uh, carrots, right?
Onion, but now it's onions.
In the first game it was carrots.
What's written in the space, John Croc and the Terrarium of Terror?
I have no idea.
Which of these used to lead into Grunty's lair, a bridge?
Is this over yet?
Like fuck.
Were there onions in it?
I thought it was Carrots in the first game.
Oh my god.
The last stage, really exciting when we push all the big-eyed bite-sized vegetables out
of the marked area.
Updating yeah update that leaderboard man. Let's update it
You've done well the prize yours remember even the most determined efforts can be bettered
Prepare to be cursed
Oh, that was awful. I hated it.
You can do better or run it back. I'm good. I'm good.
so grumpy
So
And the game showed on both the collection of contrabs and must defeat using the same
I'm going to go anywhere and make sure you're packing plenty of fire power.
Are we just shooting grumpy?
I was just getting treated to me, I desperately want this game to fucking end.
Oh
God damn it
I
of
the
of
the
Sawyer, I think of some.
Okay, dude.
Okay.
This is so jank.
Wait, we're out of ammo again?
I
I have all the ammo I could possibly fit on here too.
Is the laser?
Should I not use the laser?
Do we think?
Is the laser the problem?
Regenerator?
Laser is shit?
What other weapons do I even have?
I've got the laser, the egg gun, grenade gun, and the egg turret.
I'm gonna use the laser and just go one
Thing is like I fire my weapons like it fires all of them right because I've also
It's also using the wings and shit, too, right?
and the float so I can only fire one weapon.
What's ammo-free?
I guess I could always reassign it as we go, I guess, right?
Ammo-free is Fulgore's fist, a boot in a box, and spikes.
I can put spikes all over my shit, I guess.
I've never used Fulgore's Fist, I've never used Fulgore's Fist, I've never used Fulgore's
I've never used full gore's fist we'll see how the grenade the how that's gonna
do and we'll also have the grenade gun on here as well we'll see how that does
no way we're not using the lasers this time
Ah, saucer snake for the bits.
So, getting out of your vehicle not smarts, I won't do that, I learned my lesson online.
So this thing does like, this thing feels like it does like, barely any damage.
Let's try the grenade.
Dear Lord, what is this game?
Ah, it's becoming nightmare.
I
is this the final boss we believe so
So the egg gun is, uh, not good.
Alright, this is where we died last time.
Yeah, the grenades seem like they're the best.
I wish I had another grenade launcher.
I'm
any damage here? What's the deal?
What a box under her?
Wow, what do you think that's gonna do?
Oh, I kind of can't do anything right now.
I don't know, I don't know what to do about this. I don't know if I may have to do the
entire thing over and like go buy like something better. I don't know what more grenade launchers
or something. I don't know what to do about this. Bro, this is so shit. Oh my god, this
is so shit. I can't, I don't think I have the strength to carry her. I get to this hill
Oh, and it's just too much.
She knocks off my grenade launcher which breaks the assignment for it and then I have to re-add it.
If you give me a smile a little more than this mad sage I got one thing that's going to make
me smile right now you want to see it?
Hey there, that was the one thing that's gonna make me smile right now.
Yeah, the more I play it, the more I realize it's terrible also.
I
This is the fucking like
This time won't fly. I just won't fly. It just won't fly dude. It won't fly.
But I want you to fly. Just all you gotta do is fly bro. The wings are out. Take off man.
Why won't you fly?
God!
And already!
Now I got too much speed! I can't do this! I can't do it! I can't! God dammit! Holy fuck!
The fucking banjo game has to be the most infuriating fucking game ever!
God, I hate this fucking series!
And!
They're all so fucking bad!
In fact, I can't fly this thing! Did I lose a wing?
Why does this thing all of a sudden fly like shit?
All of a sudden it won't fly anymore! What happened?
You've got a wing that won't take, it's just broken!
It's broken!
It's just broken, dude.
I lose a wing or something?
Holy fucking shit.
It's like the wings break sometimes and you have to retract and then put them back out.
I don't know why, but oh my gosh, this won't end.
It just won't end.
I just won't take off, I just won't do it.
It just won't do it dude, I don't know if I lost a wing or what.
It's like the wings just don't, sometimes they just don't work for a while.
I
That it
That's not the end of the game, you have to get the jiggy!
That's terrible.
Helicopter! Helicopter!
Paracopter! Paracopter!
FUNK!
Hey, nasty, thanks a bit. It's linear. Thanks a bit.
FUNK!
I have to do that whole fucking fight again dude.
Aslaward, thank you for the 55 months. Appreciate it, thank you, Aslaward.
I threw that whole fire you get to.
It's all for nothing.
Replenisher gives ammo back but the phases end and replenish your ammo so it's not that
bigger the deal anyway all right we have new weapons
I was like, take off the egg guns, right?
But whatever.
Uh, remove the trays.
I don't think the trays really make a difference.
Uh, wait, something is not attached.
Hang on.
What's not attached?
Oh, none of the egg guns are actually, none of these things are actually attached.
How's your guys Tuesday going, how are you guys all?
You guys doing good?
Yeah, wait we can just leave the trays, that's fine.
God damn it.
Bloodborne is awesome.
I'm going to come out pissed and world record on this witch.
Pretty good.
May do all lasers.
The lasers seem good.
They burn through ammo so fast.
I don't know how good the replenisher is, but...
Handling it.
Been at a meeting since 5am.
You have a leak in your sewage line in your master bathroom.
It sucks.
So my rocket launcher things are just gonna automatically do it is what it said
Oh, okay.
How's my day?
Hopefully it'll be better soon.
For every little fucking thing I drive over pops me up in the air and I'm fucked.
Oh wow. That was really fast. That was really- the torpedo seemed really good.
Oh, come on! I can barely touch that!
I can barely touch anything and you're flipping me over fuck off game
Fuck happening dude, look at me look at me
FITS! FITS!
REPAIR! FITS THE SHIT!
I wanna fuck the green M&M, I wanna fuck the green M&M, I wanna fuck the green M&M.
Where is the green M&M? Where is the green shi-shh-shh-shh?
I will fuck that kid!
Gonna put him in here with my own ass!
And then they'll have to have me personally for ass!
I love shoving the game in my name with my ass, and I am horny!
ROOOM! I WANT THIS STUPID BITCH!
Die!
Three games of this stupid bitch and she's still running around!
It's so irritating that it constantly knocks your fucking weapons out of place.
Darth Roni and his gifts are dump chats, thank you very much.
Three fucking games of this bitch, man.
Okay, that was way faster, way faster.
Okay, we need the torpedo here for sure
Wow come on fucking how are you so good at aiming I can't even shit
Bro, she's nailing me over and over, I can't even fucking move!
Hello!
Let me fly!
Let me get up in the fucking air!
Oh, it don't ever fucking tell me, ever again, about the fucking- you know, it's weird, it's
so weird how the wing break.
Don't you ever fucking tell me about the motherfucking sanctity of marbles ever again.
Don't you ever fucking tell me about the marbles you just mean something man.
Don't you ever fucking tell me about that shit after Kingdom Hearts and fucking Gorilla
Sex and fucking all this shit.
I don't want to play one fucking 50 hour RPG, WHAT EVEN HAPPENED!
I don't want to play 150 hour RPG and all of a sudden, oh man, Marble's just needing something,
dude, Barb puts in no effort, oh man, what it used to mean, won't you ever fucking tell
me that shit ever fucking again.
Never again.
I
You won the game.
Okay.
He has a master's Lamal!
They did nerf Wamba, yes they did.
The job market's so bad a historian like Barb has to play nuts and bolts for money.
Well, what even happened when she died?
I guess it must have been the heat-seeking egg launchers that did it.
Good historian here can confirm.
And it looks like he's on hard drugs.
That's it?
That's how it ends.
What's that?
What's that brother?
I guess I'll do the credits myself.
Alright.
Ah, pleonastic, thanks for the bits.
Bro's fisting bro, six bits, Kratos, thanks for the bits.
uh...
option
we completed banjo banjo to sui nuts and bolts
the state of the
uh...
repeated
marbles loses sanctity itself
uh...
bob is a free
This game is terrible. It's a terrible game.
As I said before,
this game feels like they had an interesting physics creation idea,
and then they smashed it into Banjo for some reason.
And like Banjo kind of gets run over by a train.
And you almost feel bad for the dev team because,
to be honest, if they were trying to make up there,
I think somebody said they were trying to make a banjo because of a remake or something
or they were trying to like bring back banjo and then instead they had to make this fucking
garbage like you almost feel bad for them to be honest.
Um, but yeah, it's a, it's a terrible game.
I think that the creating vehicles and stuff is amusing like momentarily, like a little
while but it pretty quickly gets old it mostly gets old because the levels have
you do the same things over and over and over and over so yeah it's always fly
through the rings race these guys pick up and carry this and it's pretty much
that over and over and over.
It's hard to compare this to Banjo-Tui because Banjo-Tui is like, it takes everything charming
about Kazooie and then, you know, throws in the dirt and makes everything so tedious and
awful, whereas this game, it's like, it's not even a Banjo-Kazooie game.
It's really not.
it it it killed banjo and then it's wearing its skin over its head and it's
some other game honestly so you know not hard to compare this game and banjo to
me so yeah banjo meat puppet very weird choice it's done with the worst of all
the three well I mean it's not as long as banjo to we and it's not as miserable
Like of you know warping back and forward and doing that shit, but it is like pretty much just as bad as Tui for different reasons
You know, it's gonna come down. I feel he's gonna come down to whichever you prefer, right?
It's it's pretty miserable at the end of this game and I'm screaming to get out. There's holy shit
So really miserable game really glad enough the hundred percent this one because fuck banjo-kazooie Nelson bolts and fuck the marbles winner
Who chose this game and fuck all of you actually?
for fucking making me play this shit.
Trevor Torture is your flavor of choice?
Trilogy though.
Fuck you too. Excellent choice.
Speaking of when marbles.
I didn't do fucking shit.
The subscriber chose the other game.
The other game I didn't want to play.
Terrans, thank you for the 58 months, loud tenor, thank you for the 8 gift subs.
Okiduki, thank you for the 49 months, new model, thank you for the 59 months.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
You save the trilogy, you save the sanctity, you save the marbles, feel strong man, I don't
know.
I went 20 years without seeing any banjo and you chose to play it 10 times a year bitch.
I think banjo, we are sealing banjo up like the mummy in the mummy movies, we're like
we're sealing them up, putting them in the tomb, we're dumping the scarabs all over it
and we're sealing Banjo in Hamunaptra.
So hopefully, so hopefully never be seen ever again.
So, Rare already did that.
Suffer-Thon trilogy. I forgot about the Mummy Returns.
You woke up twice. See you next year.
Hell no. Hell no.
We're gonna play Banjo again next year.
We suffered together.
I mean, dude, compared to all the other games, Banjo-Kazooie is- I don't think Banjo-Kazooie
is a particularly good game.
But compared to Tui and this game, it's one of the greatest games of all time, for different
reasons for sure.
But yeah.
Banjo-Kazooie.
When I first played kazooie, I thought it was terrible
Uh, I still don't like it but compared to the other games like it's a masterpiece like they really did so
The other game series make me scream so much
I'm the controls is being horrible when you're younger. Yeah, like the driving mechanics feel pretty terrible
And some of the missions are some of the missions in here
You know like they're all pretty much the same at every once in a while you find one. That's just really bad. So
Yeah, I mean, honestly, Banjo-Kazooie is, is, is, I think what, what helped Banjo-Kazooie was that they were kind of shackled by the limitations of the Nintendo 64, so they couldn't, they couldn't commit so hard on their ideas like they did later with Tui and then with this game.
Uh, so they were kind of limited, you know.
Early 360 graphics are so ugly.
Yeah, well, Tui was all six worded. Tui used like, but whatever, Tui was definitely years later.
I don't know if it used the expansion pack, but clearly, like as a console goes on, they're able to use more of the console.
Like if you compare Super Mario Bros. 1 to Super Mario Bros. 3, you can see like how much of a difference there is there.
So surely, surely as they got on, like they were able to make much larger levels and much more intricate level design.
And that actually worked against them because it makes Tui far more tedious than Kazooie does
So that's my point and that with Kazooie with the
kind of more
The the more limited and simple levels and simple levels I'm actually works much better with the game then
Then Tui does so I
Do not love Kazooie, but if you if you put a gun to my head, I'm choosing Kazooie every time over the other two games
No question
Right, then DKC4, they push 2-4 and the game barely runs even with the expansion back.
This game killed Banjo-Kazooie until Smash.
I think Banjo-Kazooie is still dead.
And I think the blame goes around, I think Microsoft and Rare both share in that, for
sure.
They both share in that responsibility, but to be honest, I think that the existence of
all these Banjo-Kazooie-Romax. Um, uh, the Banjo-Kazooie-Romax, like, Kirk-O-Makes and
the people are playing them, I think that that shows that there actually is still interest
in more Banjo games. Like, people do want more Banjo. They like the characters, they
like the world. But Microsoft has no idea what to do with it. Microsoft is fucking stupid
incompetent like 99% of the time and rare I don't think rare ever knew what to
do with Banjo-Kazooie. I think Banjo-Kazooie is accidentally like okay and
everything else that they've ever made with it is awful so yeah I wouldn't
have any hope for a future for Banjo honestly so. Do you think Banjo-Kazooie
don't ever play Yooka-Laylee? Yeah the plan is to avoid those as much as possible.
Even to an indie studio.
Okay, Windows.
Yooka-Laylee sucks. That's what I have repeatedly heard, yeah.
Banjo was a terrible character in Viddy Kong Racing. The second Yooka-Laylee is good.
Anyway, this was... You're wondering why did I play this? This was the most recent Marble's winner, so...
Hang on.
The 2D one, Yooka-Laylee is good.
Yuka Replay is a masterpiece.
You know, you know, I might, you know, here's a thought.
You know, they can probably improve their games if they stop naming them the dumbest fucking things imaginable.
Like, maybe people would actually be interested in playing them.
You don't want to play Yuka Replay?
Like, no, I fucking don't actually.
No, I really don't.
Uh...
Here are all of the, uh, Marbles games.
All all listed out all the way back and here we are
Wait, oh, where is it? No, no here is where's marbles there is marbles. There we go
Here are all the marbles games eighty three point thirty three percent creation or
Completion just completed
Banjo-Kazooie nuts and bolts just completed that one
Is the game actually called you can replay what's for dacty? Was there a redacted game?
There's been some landmines. You can see the little bomb notification next to them, but
Yeah, yeah, these are these are the landmines. I don't know who added that
Look at all the landmines. Yeah, like if you compare the first. What is it the first 100 marbles?
There was one landmine and the past 15 marbles. There's been well. I actually know there was there's two and
Now there's been two already. So
or an increase. There's so many games I didn't beat. I think 83 point, early marbles, I was
more willing to not beat games. So I think later on you see where I was actually on a
super long streak of finishing games, but BattleTech stopped me. If I go back to BattleTech
and then arc brawling, how are you going to beat arc? That's like 200 hours.
Aside from arc battle tech is like the only one I haven't beaten
Yeah, I think it's I think if I went back and totally played them. I if I went back and played like let's say
I don't know. Let's say
Deus Ex right
I think there's a Deus Ex remaster is in the works
The only reason I didn't play much of Deus ex was because the version on steam was like a black screen that like barely works
So that was literally the only reason they didn't play it. It was just like it was unplayable
If the remaster comes out and I play it, I think that totally counts like why wouldn't it?
Well, yeah, exactly the remaster. Yeah, yeah, exactly like I tried to play it
I yeah, I tried the frame rate was fucked up. I don't know what to do about that
So deep recollecting technically doesn't have an ending in there. Yeah, I don't really know how you beats that
I don't know how you'd like what am I supposed to spend 200 hours on arc so I don't know I'm doing about that either so I
Quit secret anymore after 20 minutes. I did not like secret evermore at all nor did I like ogre battle 64?
I didn't like that one either
Oxygen not included that game. I actually really like that game, but man that game is fucked the game is fucked up
It's the marbles four-year anniversary soon. Is it really from?
uh, uh, February 13th, 2022. So yeah, four years of marbles. Contra hardcore. That guy,
I, I think I stopped playing that game because it was like, man, this game is so fucking hard.
It's going to be too long to beat this one. I just kind of gave up on it. I'm not a big contra guy,
honestly. So everyone's only fun back next. It was kind of like mana. The gene preservation
program of Deus Ex is how to play it now. The remaster isn't coming out. It was canceled. They
They cancel it?
They cancel the, they cancel Deus Ex?
Yeah, this is fucking hard, man.
It comes out soon.
As it canceled, there's a coming out soon.
I don't even know which one it is.
I just beat Banjo nuts and bolts.
What makes a landmine game a landmine?
My own personal wins as to whether or not I'm even willing to play that game.
So that's what it is.
My wins.
Usually, it's a game that I think I'm either completely uninterested in or I don't want
to play it, or something that I think is going to actively harm my stream, uh, as in like
a 50 hour game that nobody's interested in, like that kind of thing.
So yeah, that kind of deal.
Anime RPGs are out.
If you pick Persona 5, I'm throwing you, I'm throwing that game and you in the dumpster
together.
Did you finish League of Legends?
I did.
I beat my chat in League of Legends.
I carried them to victory and yeah, I was playing, I was in the middle of playing Elden
Ring and the guy won marbles and he was like, can you play more Elden Ring?
And I was like, all right, deal.
You got it.
No problem.
I was on his team when he won.
Yeah, we won.
We won a game of League of Legends.
The end.
What more do we need to do?
Most based marbles game.
What do you expect me to do?
Win EVO with League of Legends?
There's no way.
Why does need an automata say completed because I got the credits like three times and to
me that's completed.
I don't need 100% again.
I got like the jokie credits you can get really quick and then I got the credits and then
I got the credits again.
I don't need to fucking 100% again to beat it, all right.
Credits mean the game you beat it.
League of Legends that Ebo can burn.
I was on TSM when I played League of Legends.
I was.
It's true.
All the guys use for past faker and win six world titles. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen. So anyway
GG on banjo, thank god it's over. No more banjo. Uh, let's see
Well, like this it's the uh flex sheet xemish point flex sheet
Is where it is
No banjo until next. No, but you can consider banjo.
Banjo is dead.
If you guys didn't see this game yesterday, I just want to play this last night.
A new game came out called Tearscape.
And this game is...
I was just wondering.
This game is essentially like imagine like a Game Boy Zelda game
Uh mixed with what kind of a souls like and it's been really cute. It's been really cute so far. I've been enjoying
Turn this off
For a jump in I am going to get up. We go use a bathroom real quick
I'll be back in just a moment. Yeah, just real quick
And I will be back in just a few moments enjoy the movie
Oop, man.
Enjoy the movie!
I'll BRB.
Hatch your index finger, you striped planes to fucking Kaiser Mario.
To fucking Kaiser Mario.
Tales from Resident Evil Randomizer.
the dot exe boss you straight go on
how did this happen I'm just distracted by your rectangular breasts I'm sorry
yeah I can't stop looking at them
Capitol
and what do you think
Oh, that was really good.
I BOOSHELD MYSELF!
Oh, that was really good.
I BOOSHELD MYSELF!
Fails from Elden Ring Randomizer.
Oh
I'm running the blockade bitch!
Fuck your inspections.
They helped the visit of the wastage, $200.
Yeah, that's nothing, alright.
Fuck you, you can have my $200.
What a blog post I got about why I f***ing hate video games.
Because this is what it does, it feels like the male fantasy.
How many times should I move it up or down?
Up, down, down, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up,
down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up,
down down down down down down down down down down down down down down you must
be kidding the sign looks totally crooked
You're quite lovely. I just wonder if that perky little nose has ever caught the scent of a swordsman.
The scent of a filthy man.
What are you standing there for?
We also see it with ROM hacking communities, especially around older titles such as Super Mario World.
Now I'll be the first to admit I cannot play Super Mario World Kaizo for Toffee.
Those levels are punishing, but I do enjoy watching streamers like Barbara's King both in creating,
and this is the first time Hans-Hansen's gonna have to write this down.
The grand poo world trilogy, and playing it live.
And that...
MG Scar? Thank you for 9 give subs.
Thank you very much.
Let them light!
You're such a dick, yeah, you definitely can be.
Live action cat.
Another revolution around the big orange ballpark celebration.
Unfortunately, I am celebrating the day with a positive COVID test, Satch.
So wait what is this on your back horrible hellbomb
cool little precision level, a little weird, okay
You lose.
All righty, thanks for waiting, guys.
I am back.
My cat got in and now my cat is clawing the shit out of me.
Thanks for waiting, guys.
going to be jumping in to Tearscape. The new souls like, oh, there's an update for it.
A souls like link to the past Zelda Gameboy style game. And it's been pretty fun. How
are you guys all? All right, that's so far. I thought so far in this game. What's that?
I thought so far on this game are I played a lot of games that tried to blend X and souls like
Like a lot of games that tried to blend Metro
I think the most common one is Metroidvania and souls like you see those all the time with like Blasphemous and some other games
I try it right and I feel like the link the Zelda plus souls like blends together way better
than Metroidvania and Souls Lake. Like this one, it blends together surprisingly well.
It feels mostly like a Zelda game and less like a Souls Lake, but it's been a lot of fun so far.
I've definitely been enjoying it so far. So let's try to do it. Also, somebody was asking me a
moment ago what marbles is. Marbles is a big race of different marbles on stream. A thousand people
join from chat and we play marbles on stream and whoever wins marbles chooses
a game and then I will play that game I don't promise to beat it I only promise
to play it so but yeah that was so that's why we just played banjo just now
so whatever wins marbles yeah whoever wins marbles we lose exactly let's jump
back in. Let's do it.
Uh, I'll remind myself here.
Uh, so I don't actually have the map of this area.
I think if I remember right, yeah, there was a key here. So we're in like a dungeon here right now.
One thing I liked about this game is there's so many different weapons and stuff too. Tons of weapons in the game.
game. We found this one the Drake Slayer but bro it costs so much stamina to
swing this thing. The big weapons are like terrible. They're really bad.
Wow.
It was the game where you drive with the sunglasses and the, uh, the, jeez, these things are fucking
aiming for me, dude.
That was a truck simulator.
Truck driver simulator.
You can apparently parry the boulders.
American trucking simulator, that's right.
Hmm?
Trying to remember what we were doing last night,
like what was the last thing I did.
Make it so.
Ow.
So we don't have, there's a, this is like a passcode door.
And we don't know what the passcode is here.
An other heavy weapon skill point dependent doesn't help that much, no I don't think it
helps very much.
I think you can use whatever you want, it just takes so much stamina to swing and your
stamina regen rate is so slow in this game that it means you're standing around and you're
unable to swing your weapon even if it does a lot of damage.
I remember specifically last night we killed that guy.
I don't know if I completed that one or not.
I think I did.
I don't remember what I did last night.
Yeah the dead was in here earlier today, that's right, but I recommend this, I'm having a
good time so far, I haven't, I don't have all my thoughts yet.
I usually wait until the, I've enjoyed it so far, um, so far it's been a good time.
I'll summarize my thoughts when I complete the game.
A small key.
Alright.
Do you remember the tallest band you've ever seen?
Boxo!
Thank you for the gift sub.
Appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
Oh, it's the dev actually here.
Uh, Maddie, thank you for the 30 months.
I really appreciate that.
Ow.
Carry the boulders, man.
Really tough to avoid or do anything about these boulders.
The nuts in both devs are in the room, God, I hope not.
Tearscape Key gets the last character.
Oh, no.
Probably not gonna try to run giveaways on stream.
And usually if there's gonna be giveaways,
it's usually something I like to run myself.
So, I'd ask you to not do that.
I
Have coffee's fine. I'm gonna listen to this man
Not it's okay. No worries. I'm sure he did that
Hmm
So how did this uh while we have you here wow how did this game come to be we like
You know, I like Bloodborne. I like the Game Boy Zelda games. What would happen if I combined those?
Was that was that your like I'm curious how this how this came to be exactly I
Can't go this one you need to beat the last faith
Oracle of Aidas is my favorite game.
I didn't care for the oracle games very much, I don't like those games.
I don't know if I ever found another small key, wow.
Wow, I don't know if I ever find another small key.
Oh yeah, this is this one, so I don't know.
What more did I care again, did my game go this way?
I played Lynch Wagon quite recently and I was like, this game is awesome.
It would be fresh, you could have it dropped today, so I combined that with Bloodborne.
Very interesting.
Bloodborne is pretty rad.
So that means you're going to make Chalice Dungeons for this game, right?
It's a good one.
I die here.
That's where I died last time.
I don't know what I need to do that.
Wow.
Oh, I died, okay.
Would you consider doing a Call of Duty World of War veteran run?
Sure.
Pick it for Marbles.
I think it's for marbles and don't make me play fucking banjo games any more.
Noo my chair, P.G. Bob! It's only 90 hours dude!
It's peak!
In it, this high school student, he learns he has the power to fight demons, so him and
his friends all get together because they have to save the world.
And like they kind of get together with their friends and you wonder like are they going
to fall in love or not?
It's peak bro, you're going to love it.
And dude the music is so good bro.
going to win you over? Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? Oh jeez man.
I
Pretty cool
Hey Barthage, I'm fighting Barthage 3, Act 3, 2, easy on tactician, what are some good mods that make the rest of my playthrough challenging?
Ah, that's how Barthage 3 can kind of go. There's still some hard fights in there for sure, but...
Ah, yeah.
You can add on the extra encounters mod. It might be too late, you may have to start a new playthrough, but the extra encounters mod adds some shit, but...
I thought it was kind of bullshit to be honest, the extra encounters mod.
You like that I did not like the extra encounters dude the what was it the eternal duelist or
whatever so fucking tedious I guess that was back here yeah the water though the duelist
guy he sucks so bad. So lame. You lose control of your character if you hit me
with any other character you take a million damage and also while the AI is in
control of your character he acts like a total fucking idiot. I'm watching my
character running around throwing grease bottles and just like doing nothing.
Like, what is this?
Adding extra HP can begin.
Where's the Hall Divers 2 content?
Um, so that's the door we opened and now we can take this.
Okay, I don't know which way we're going to hit that.
I still don't know what to do about these.
These underground worm enemies are rough.
Ah, shit.
Can I go up top here?
That's good, Pop.
Nice.
Alright, those should be collect three of those you gain an additional flask.
Your points are held, I assume.
I would love to play more held, I assume.
This is not a game I play very often.
The flask regenerates at the checkpoints or the shrines.
Kind of want to see what's up that way.
I might go back.
This is the normal player character, yes.
This is what you look like in the game
We have tanks now. I mean I love held iris dude
What's this game? This is a game called Tearscape. It's a brand new game just came out yesterday. I
Would describe this as I do have the key here
I would describe this as 90% like a Zelda Gameboy Zelda game and 10% souls like
Mostly feels like a Zelda game, but it still has that it's honestly it's been a lot of fun so far. I've been drawing it
Oh, I don't think I have this key though.
Asshole.
Yeah, I'm, okay, so I'm lacking a key.
One thing about this game, bro, he never gives you the map.
I don't know what the Devs problem is, but man, he does not like giving you the map at
all, dude.
I don't know, maybe I've just been unlucky finding him, but bro, never gives you the
map in this game.
I died!
I call bullshit.
Dude, like you were looking around so hard you'd never find the fucking match or you're
constantly lost.
Yes, Banjo is over.
I'll say this in favor of nuts and bolts, at least it wasn't any longer than it was.
It's been an easily been a much longer game, but honestly, I think they were kind of aware
They didn't have they didn't have the depth of mechanics to justify a longer game honestly. I think they even they were aware
It's got to hurt
Wow.
Wow, Jesus, man!
Finally!
Finally, a long-last-holy-shit, bro!
I didn't realize how fucking big of an area this whole place was.
Fucking, hey.
Big motherfucking area.
Uh, here is the map so far. This is where you start in the game and you kinda did like
a big loop around here. Um, it really, he makes you work for the map. Yes, he does.
It feels like you get the map when you're like almost done with an area, not when you
Like, I think in Zelda, typically, you kind of get it when you first arrive in an area.
Ah, Sylvan, thank you for the 13 months.
Hello there, painting of mine. I'm just an engineer. I came here to examine these particularly
devices used for travel. I'll go on how they function and perhaps one day I'll apply them
to scale. I need help preparing something, let me know. I may be of use. Let me talk to
him again. Prepare broken ring? Sure. What's this? He discovered something. Interesting.
This looks like an accessory as well.
Just be some line this one there. It isn't you find a token ring of skill. Oh, that probably increases your skill
That's absurd Joe's going dude
So that was the other key we needed.
The skull, yeah, the skull does attack you, it does.
I would love to make a back.
Oh
Ah
So where was that anyway
Ask Nante, you seem like the sort of person who can have a full-on conversation with
yourself.
It's a good skill to have, I guess.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Can't reverse?
Streamers need to be able to do that.
I think a lot of streamers had that moment where you first start streaming and people are watching
and you realize like I'm not saying anything, it's all dead air.
Uh, I don't know, I think you get better at filling silences, I also think after a while you learn like, you can kinda learn to just like, it's okay to just have the gameplay music, and that's okay too.
I would love to play Helldiver, it's one of my favorite games. I'd love to.
Really fun game.
It helps have an ice jet, that is true, it's kind of hard to care in a conversation when
you are literally speaking to yourself, I can definitely be challenging when you're
streaming and you're a bit new and you've got not a lot of people watching.
Uh, if you and the wife talked about adding to the family or her going back to work, we're
discussing having more kids right now ourselves.
Uh, let's follow that under, uh, I don't, I don't know about Katie going back to work,
but everything else, we'll probably say that's, uh, keep that to ourselves.
After twins, I don't think either of us are ready to roll the dice.
Oh yeah.
This is not where the passcode is.
Not where the key is.
What about my Social Security and my full name?
Bullshit.
Um, was it?
This way?
Hmm, this way?
Little D.D. ol' thing of the sub.
Ah, I think it's Little D.D.
We should end.
Well, a new playthrough of a new game is not Slop.
Just chatting stream where you're watching a YouTube video, watching how you're reacting
to other people's videos, that's Slop.
That is fucking...
That is pure Slop.
Mm-hmm.
So I'm trying to find where the keyboard is.
My daily dose of barbslop.
I think you could argue that my entire stream is some sort of slop, because I streamed so much.
It's high effort slop.
I put a lot of effort into it.
I don't remember where this key door was, but we can see it on the map somewhere.
I don't think it was up there.
I think it was like around here, was it not?
This is the passcode. This is the power the passcode is.
Not great. Bro blocked me man.
Boy that enemy is ridiculous dude.
Maybe something right over here.
I remember it because there was a key door and then we saw another key door, man bro, fucking evil cabbages.
This way, maybe?
You like season four of Barb the most?
We need a laugh track.
Ah, there's a key over the chest over there.
There it is.
I finally found it and I die.
As soon as I find it.
God, I feel like it's so easy to get lost in this game, man.
Ah, Ron Dongler, thanks so much. Jornak, thank you for the brand new stuff.
I greatly appreciate that. Thank you very much. Jornak, thank you, Ron Dongler.
How do you feel about the band Nickelback?
I can't name a single Nickelback song.
I'm sure I've heard them, but I can't name a single song.
I
Oh my god, I just can't attack fast enough
This run back is crazy man fuck
I'm a dagger back.
Banjo is dead.
Long live Banjo.
It's such a long ass run back to get back here dude.
No, there's no closer saves I have to make this run back dude.
That's fairer I think than sudden.
Appreciate it dude, thank you very much.
Did you know where to go?
Yeah, it's probably going to be a save or a shortcut or something.
Man, these rocks aim for you bro, these are sentient rocks.
Okay, we're going the right way.
Mina is going to be sick or terrible.
Do we have a release date on Mina? Do we know when that's coming out?
I gave the vegetables you want for me!
Oh my God!
Leave me alone!
Fuck! I can't make any progress!
Doing the same thing over and over, man! My god!
Holy shit!
I gotta get smashed through the rocks!
Caught by seven bats!
No way to avoid damage here!
You're gonna take damage to the rocks every time!
Man!
This place SOCKS!
What the FUCKING DEAL with this place?
Sentient rocks are going to get you no matter what.
Alright!
Don't you have a shield?
You can parry the rocks, but think about the rocks that you have to be facing the right
direction from which they're hitting you.
And when they're falling directly on your head, like, I don't know if I look up, left,
right, or down a lot of the time.
Like, I don't know which way I'm supposed to look.
Fuck off and die.
Okay retreat, heal.
Use motherfucking bats, bro!
Thank you!
Oh my god!
Hello, Jesus, man.
GovDM, thank you for the 72 months.
Hey, we found the master key. Have I found the master key hole? I don't know if I've found that.
I think GovDM appreciate it, man.
Yeah, it might have been last night and I forgot.
Or was it like by the entrance, maybe?
Somewhere by the entrance?
I don't recall.
I wouldn't say the game's been irritating.
This area's been a little rough though, for sure.
I don't remember if it's by the entrance or not.
It's right next to the save statue.
I do think this game could have used some sort of homework bone because of how far away
the, uh, how far away their things are sometimes.
Some kind of homework bone system would be nice.
Ah, okay, so this is just the wrong way.
indicators while you can place them in map indicators yourself so like arguably it's
her own fault I guess.
Homeward bonus if it is big goofy isn't it?
There's a lot of things that are pretty goofy about Souls games to be honest.
Sentient Rock is chasing me dude.
Okay, this is how we get back.
Yes, you're right there, I parried the rock.
It's just hard to tell sometimes which direction they're going to hit you from.
One more balance, it's your jerker.
Wasn't it, uh, it's kind of fake sad because it doesn't like the dog live at the end.
They just tease you with the dog die, but then it doesn't.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, this one is towards the entrance.
Ah, here we go.
All right.
See boss time.
Rocco Golem.
Wow.
Oh, he's making like holes in the ground?
We have not done a lot of damage to this guy.
Wow, I don't love damage to this guy.
Doc Morella is thinking about the $5.
Thank you Doc.
Hey Doc, I heard you had a pretty good showing at the Street Fighter 2.
It's a Street Fighter Tournament.
You got 9's? Oh hell yeah dude.
You had some people here rooting for you.
I didn't watch because you're dolls in Maine so like well, but still though congratulations.
Oh, we're kidding.
Croaked his ass.
Good shit that man. Geez!
Dude, Honda's way more respectful than Dalsum.
Hello GG's man.
Are we friends on Steam?
I want to play against you sometime.
It's a trap.
We're a Wafa Honda experience, not anymore we're not.
bro
Bro.
Well, not bad, but fuck, man.
Holy shit.
I feel like I'm, you know, honestly, I feel like I'm really suffering here because of
many times I've lost my my souls. Let me see what else we have here. So I've got on level
this oldest this one is the exploding bullets so this one's doing nothing for us right now.
Last kills more and but healing triggers rolling can trigger a knife throw that might not
be bad. Let's go with this one. Each flash heals twice once and then once again after
After 10 seconds, let's try that.
Oh
Bullshit
Hmm, I don't know if that was me. I might have been Twitch.
I
What oh
I didn't get any of that either I
Lost all the man. I must have lost so many souls on that one man
geez
As a red that sucks
Oh well now what?
Restart from save.
Did that do something?
I don't think that was anything right.
Nah.
How rough is 9 souls?
9 souls is challenging dude.
It's a tough game for sure.
All right
Now
How rough is nine souls nine souls is challenging dude, it's tough a tough game for sure
Okay, so killed that I don't really know what that does for me. Hopefully I didn't yeah, I do not must have lost I
Probably lost hundreds of of souls on that one. I lost a lot on that that sucks
Um, I think the worst part of all is that I don't know what the, I don't know what is different or if something is different now.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Have you heard about Grime?
Uh, yeah, I've heard about it.
I never played it.
So I'm not sure where to go now.
Um, I know I can blow stuff up with the exploding ammo.
I still don't know where our bombs are. I don't know where the hell bombs are supposed to be.
Maybe warp out of here. Uh, let's see.
So, we can go back to...
Do I have to equip the Exploding Ammo?
No, no, no.
I have to equip the Exploding Ammo.
I don't want to make progress in some areas.
Where was somewhere else that we could blow something up?
Go back to the city here.
I've heard Lone Fungus is a really good Metroidvania.
Oh, wait.
there was something in the city actually how they think about it
exploding up ammo was a bug actually which was fixed you need the bottom
I need the bombs cuz that's how I that's how I got there last night then shit so
I don't know where the fucking balls are.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Hahaha, I'm gonna get out of here.
That was why.
That's pretty funny.
It's my fault.
It wasn't even my idea somebody in chat just now like, okay, I'll try it
Might be something to do up there. I don't know if the bombs are in hemlock castle or what but
I'll try going there
Somebody got softlock and I proposed because you're an idiot and it seems I was right
So people were telling me I got soft like no no no I I did get softlocked at one point
I was stuck hanging over a ledge
I like dodged off-screen and I couldn't move I did actually get softlocked so I
Should be the douche
Did actually happen
Okay, so wherever this is we need bombs there.
I also had another thing yesterday where I was over water and I was walking on water
and I thought I discovered a secret but no I just broke the game a little bit
yeah yeah cuz the guy was like hey there's a secret on the waterfall so I rolled up the water
so I was just walking on water and I was like did I find a secret here and I was like no no
You just fucking broke the game
Yeah
Free Q&A
I tried to be gentle when it comes to especially in any game like this
I got to imagine like he probably is on a very small budget something like this
I don't know how much playtesting even honestly even on like a big release like even big releases with tons of money and QA
They still have glitches out the ass too, so I
Don't even get surprised anymore. I'm not a game what a game glitches like that
I'm not even surprised
Well, I kept- the thing was that the guys like, hey, uh, there's- let me tell you something.
There's secrets in the waterfall, and I was like, oh really?
So I started rolling in the waterfalls, and that's when, uh, that's when I ran into that
that particular glitch, so.
I don't know.
Okay, it seems like nothing around here.
Yeah, Banjo is dead and done, and we're sealing Banjo away for a long time.
Yeah, I don't know if anybody has a clip or not, but it's no big deal honestly, it's
not a big deal.
It was in the waterfall area.
Well, nah, I won't say forever.
Banjo is for January. What a horrible way to start a new year, man. I'm good.
Oh, this is the elevator and...
We know about this too.
We can do more Age of Empires sometimes this week.
We'll see.
We'll kind of move them in.
It'd be kind of cool if the enemies had a small chance at dropping their weapon.
Like imagine you can get that guy's axe.
That'd be cool.
I love how many weapons there are in the game.
I still feel like there could have been other weapons that have like different effects.
This dagger does piss damage, but it does damage over time.
That could be cool.
he could have gone farther with the weapons, but I do love how many weapons there are in the game.
Yeah, I think we saw that gravestone yesterday.
So I still don't know what to do about this either.
So this is another, so we found two places where it looks like hookshot blocks
and uh, no one's to do about that.
Hmm, so we don't have bombs and we don't have hookshot.
You're playing half sword you did Lord rank riot and you watch your ally walk off the
cliff.
He's about right.
How soon do you have to beat Nioh 3 to play Resident Evil 9 in time?
I have more than enough time, I'm pretty sure.
Resident Evil 9 doesn't come out until, like, late February, and Neo comes out, uh...
Neo comes out Friday, so...
We're good.
Hey, Jack, what's this some kind of New Zelda game?
Let's get you back to that grandpa.
Uh, Bat Haiku, thank you very much.
I feel like I mostly move pretty fast through games, so I won't worry about that,
especially with how I'm probably going to be playing Neo as well.
Won't worry about it, man, it's going to take too long.
It should be new shit.
So walk all through here down there was there so I don't know what I'm missing
dude. Maybe I should go back to the dunes area. Let's go back to the dunes.
Oh I'm missing.
Passwords on the watch kind of sad you blew through it so I'm thinking about
respect the skill especially never enough seems to struggle so hard with it.
I do think weirdly and half-sore to some real-life knowledge I think actually carries over.
I do think a little bit helps.
Not on the fucking flail upside somebody's head, that helps too.
So this just took me right back to here, which we just came through.
Yeah, yeah, I think a little bit of knowledge goes a long way.
There's also things I see other one of the people playing half sword that I see them not doing and I am like man
You should totally be doing that
Well when I say real life, but I'm talking about real life
I think one of the one of things I did a lot in half sir was I had the shield in front of me
And I had the sword like this so that's like a full-on wall that they can't let's like that's and that's like genuine
Like that's how you sword fight with a shield
I see a lot of people they just have a shield. They just they just swing it around and I'll know what they're doing
The other thing I don't see people doing is they're too handy like a hammer and when the enemy gets close
They don't choke up on the weapon because when you choke up on the weapon
It means you get faster swings and you can hit them with both sides of it
Bro, you take people out so fucking fast. It's crazy
Those are two things I don't see people do in Half Sword.
And those things are very strong.
Some copium?
I mean...
I don't have to listen.
Maybe I don't want to, I guess.
Okay, have I been in here?
I have not.
Let's see, is there a choking up on the weapon with the polearm when they're close up?
Like, really good.
Definitely do that for sure. Yeah. Yeah, exactly
Well, I mean really like you know where we see Hollywood and their sword fighting and they're swinging and like their shield
The shield is in front of you the entire time what it is
Honestly with the seat the shield like this and a short sword like this and poking like this. That's way more effective
That's way that's way more effective
Oh god.
Can I roll past this, or?
I did be banjry, yeah.
I wonder what kind of openness there is in this game.
Like, I feel like you can kinda do a number of the dungeons in a totally different order, which is kinda cool.
Does your character have to look like this?
Yes, this is your character.
I don't think there's another model.
It'd be cool if there was armor or something in the game, honestly.
Like, you can change your loadout.
And perhaps the flower seeds.
Okay, I think that's twice I found this.
I think we've found two of those so far.
Which have sort of map was your favorite the slums was the funniest for you that fucking cliff is insane
Yeah, and for a little while you know what I would just do in half sort is I would just have the shield and I would just
Slowly walk the enemy back and just have them fall off the cliff like that
I did that a lot
We're gonna be vitality
If I could have an abomination he would have.
Oh, the traps were so much fun, dude.
You know what's so fun is that you could actually hit the traps and have them swinging
back and forward.
I think I self, like, fucking wrecked myself more than once without though.
But yeah, yeah, it was fun.
I feel like the enemies here are easier than they were in, um, I see a key thing over there.
So maybe that maybe I was supposed to come here sooner.
Strong young alley with barrels rolling mounts up.
Oh.
But he was revealing in that room.
Apparently, he was the enemy can reveal secret walls.
That's pretty cool.
The giant candlestick in the cellar.
In the early game of Hafsor was like really tough when the game first starts because like
the enemy is just killing you in like one hit.
When I found the flail, it was like a hallelujah moment, like oh my god, this is so good.
Alright, you're watching White Lotus, uh, so this is, this is, uh, I have to blow this up.
Uh, Katie was really into White Lotus, I watched a little bit of it with her, and, uh, it seemed really dumb.
I did not, and I'm really careful what I saw.
This is the origin of the Transmuted Order. This is where the Plague of Tears was first conceived.
I came here to uncover the truth of their origin.
As soon as it's believed humanity's next assent lies in becoming tier-born abominations,
I wonder why the Grand Manny does not erase them, because it cannot and requires them.
Thrive by Master and the Hunter and the Hunting.
Must remain the supreme authority.
More always rise, and must uncover the wellspring of the suffering.
Okay.
I hate narrative.
was the end of it. It was the end of a season and like a care there's like a horrible shootout
and like a character like characters are dying and then it like all of a sudden the characters are
all like on a boat and it's like it was so jarring and weird and I was like didn't I think I looked
over to Katie and I was like didn't didn't this guy I wasn't paying attention the entire time
but I was like wasn't there just like didn't somebody just die and like there was like a
shootout like would I just like hallucinate that or something it was so it was so weird
yeah yeah it goes from like tragic shootout like oh my god characters die to like
thank you for being a friend travel down the road and back again i was like what did i just watch
like what is this crap your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant
now I saw my Katie was watching I saw most of the season I just thought it
was dumb. It's really dumb. It's like Walter Goggins is there to like confront this guy
who's like actually his father or something and then he's a douchebag and then ultimately
he kills him and then that's when the shootout happens. But it was just so weird to go from
like a shootout, a murder, a mass shooting at a resort and then they're all leaving
and the end it was just like oh okay weird I was also what's called Isaac's
Jason Isaac's or whatever was like the fraud and they were trying to get him
back and he was like a avoiding and he was avoiding law right and his daughter
was toying with becoming a Buddhist and running away or shit right yeah I remember
thought it was dumb
the resources go to the hotel working to show Jordan and turns them in yeah but
like I said Katie was watching it and I was kind of like half watching it I was
Maybe the earlier seasons are better Walter Walter Goggins, right?
That's his name.
Walter Goggles.
Not a little Walter now banjo is done.
That's right.
You ever seen the show of the beauty?
uh... no
uh... i've been slowly rewatching uh... and or season two
uh... watches and watching season two
I wish there was something to make your stamina come back faster.
Stamina takes forever to come back in this game.
Is Andro the only good Star Wars made recently?
Uh, yes.
Yes it is.
Have I been this way?
I was back out.
I don't like your trash, I like my trash.
I mean, I can't speak about White Lotus Season 1 and 2.
Maybe that's really good, I have no idea.
I think Andor's got some things about it that could have been better, but it's still
really good I don't do there you watched you on Netflix I Katie Katie was
watching that for a little while it was like I feel like that show is what if
Dexter Morgan was like a redditor or something I didn't like that is like I
I am so smart. I am such a smart like I did not like that show at all
The meme that went too far
You enjoy Redditor as an epithet
So I don't know what to do here, man. I don't know if we've seen a clue somewhere or what.
I doubt that that's actually progress though. I think mostly those are...
Hmm. I feel like there's nothing I can do here right now.
Is there anywhere else I can go?
We've seen, like, doors and shit, but I can't actually access them yet.
Did you get a small key oh you're right I did didn't I hang on it was and it was hidden
on the right side of one of the roller I forgot I got a key hang on get distracted by something
else the key door was back here I think I can't apparently the glitch apparently shooting
the walls with the exploding ammo and them opening. Apparently that is not an intended
mechanic. That was us cheesing slash breaking the game.
I have a lot of severance.
One show that people recommend that I thought was fucking abysmal was Silo.
I can't believe that's like the most, well I can't believe that show is like still carrying
on. That show is, I hate that show dude. On a veritable treasure, I'll just put, uh,
snot holes taken for the 10 months. You have to watch severance. I'd be willing to try
it. I'd be willing to try it. You know that was slow but just curious. Well for one thing
I really really hate the show because of how fucking dark it is. Like I mean like I literally
like this the whole time I get it takes place underground I understand that what
I'm saying is like I feel like I need to like turn up my brightness like it's so
fucking dark all the time like it's the point where it's like oh my god this is
a fucking meme like why is it so fucking dark hate that shit
I'll get bored and severance.
There's also some parts of Silo that really annoyed me.
Is the guy, I think his name is, is it Tim Robbins in Silo?
There's these points in the show where he's like alone in a room with like another guy.
Cause he's like, I think he's like, he becomes like the overlord of the Silo and they're
I like this underground facility, right?
And he's underground, he's in a room alone with this guy.
And the mayor, right, right.
And he's like telling this guy, like, you are fucked.
You're gonna be exiled, we're gonna kill you,
but you're dead.
And I'm thinking like, he's saying this alone
with this guy in the room, right?
And I'm thinking like, if you're telling me I'm dead
and you're gonna kill me and this is like,
you're gonna murder me.
Right now, why am I standing here
and I'm gonna take it?
So it's like at that point. I'm grabbing the pens off your desk and I'm going to try to stab you as hard as I can right?
like
I don't understand like as the guys are standing there is like aha. Yep. You can kill me
Yeah, totally
It's like bro like if you're telling me you're gonna kill me you're sitting down right in front of me in this room
Where there's nobody else he's got no guards no protection. I'm grabbing the heaviest thing
I can I'm gonna bash your fucking brains in right here and there like but the guys are saying they're like
Oh, it was like really immersion breaking like why is there no guard here or something like it?
There's like little moments in the show just fucking piss me off
All social path bar well the guys tell you like I'm gonna kill you like we're gonna sentence you to death
Like why are you just gonna stand there and take it like okay? I guess
What the fuck kind of bullshit is this?
Yeah, it was it was immersion breaking
What if he was joking?
You guys don't have a moment in like fiction or like a movie or a book and you're just
like, I can't get over this.
This is completely like, this has bothered me so much.
My immersion is broken.
You have destroyed it.
Like, I'm so angry that it happened to you guys.
Oh, yeah, okay all the time
Well, I'm not the only one
Stamina
I
Was ray riser sign Skywalker all ray scour at the very end of
Bro, I was out of that movie way before that he kid me
Honestly, the rise of Skywalker lost me in like the first five minutes with the like a hyperspace skipping
And it was like an assault. It was like a visual assault on the senses and I was like this is fucking awful
And it just it just gets worse beyond that point because they got the dagger like this and
and they got CHUBAKAAA
CHUBAKA explodes but it's like
no he's not he's flying
and that movie that movie is such a
shit title dude
yeah that movie was so fucking bad dude
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they may as well have killed Chewbacca.
They killed every other fucking legacy character, right?
Why not?
Kill them all.
It's okay to kill Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, but Chewbacca gets to continue in a sad,
Lonely existence
Think of the moichindizing
We've had a little respect they had the balls to kill Chewie. I mean they come why not they kill everybody else
He died in a book back in the day
some some EU shit. Honestly, fuck Star Wars forever.
Oh, yep. Oh, this gotta be bombs, right?
We found bombs! Put them in the inventory.
Bring bombs to Zoom's 3, gunpowder.
Finally bombs.
So then, we were supposed to get bombs long before we went...
Is there a way to like cycle these or something?
So we should have had that long before.
Aw, bro, Star Trek is also bad.
Star Trek is bad too.
Would be?
Can you really?
Hang on.
Let's see.
Oh, you can.
Okay.
So you can have all.
You can have all these equipment.
it. Fuck all that shit. Didn't R.A. Salvatore kill Chewie? Okay, so we did see a wall down
here that the game was trying to tell me about earlier. Finally bombs.
Um...
I
Don't think
I mean there's no way it's bomb right?
Okay, my plan there
I'm like, what if you shoot the bomb and move it over there, but I don't think so.
I wonder if that's how it works.
Yeah, that's what I was gonna try to do, but I fucking fumbled it.
Now I have no gunpowder.
So, uh...
Is that like green there?
Green far left. I can't remember where that password one was.
This is a bit Bloodborne. It feels like 90% Zelda, 10% Souls Lake slash Bloodborne. It's
honestly been fun. It mostly feels like Zelda to me and not the other.
I don't think I have enough time.
Don't you not have so far of this so far?
Yeah, I've been having a good time and it's been fun.
Okay, so there's another wall here.
And now, boy.
The enemy's never stopped being dangerous on this one, man.
I don't remember where that was.
Oh, there's another thing over here.
Oh, do you see how the bomb moved the other bottom there?
Maybe the answer is just throw two bombs.
Oh, don't do come on man!
The
youth fell off detector is pretty mean sometimes.
Alright. Nice.
We didn't really shape by the tear when it fell and it rose again.
We learned that it did not copy itself but it continued its own will.
Two griffins moved as one. First roof of duplication.
We already fought the griffin, right?
Yeah, we sealed the creature in hem watch. We already did that.
that. No. Small key. Zelda clone. I mean, no, I mean, not really. Like, you know, it
feels and plays like Zelda, but it's got just that little bit of souls like in there that
kind of makes it its own thing too. I think ultimately he could have gone even farther
with it and have things like you know armor sets and you know upgrading weapons that sort
of thing like he could have gone farther with it although I kind of like the fact that there's
There's no upgradeable weapons, so...
This has been fun. Have a good time.
You miss banjo? I do not miss banjo.
Really do not.
Can you explain why you liked Death's Door and didn't like Toonik?
Uh, yeah, I can explain it pretty simply.
Death's Door's combat feels really good. Toonik's combat feels like pulling teeth.
Feels horrible to play.
Straight forward, actually.
I can blow this up, too.
This one.
So this is back in the other castle.
Yeah, I really did not like Tunex combat.
Okay, my flask is now stronger.
Uh, yeah, the map of this game is pretty big.
It's a pretty big map so far.
I don't know if we've seen all the areas yet.
I'm assuming there's like another one around here somewhere, but...
Uh, pretty big.
I think it wasn't about the combat, but the game still makes you do it.
It has boss fights, required fights.
Like, it may not be about it, but it still hasn't.
I yearn for the long embrace of Kingdom Hearts.
But it's not true.
The transmitted order speaks not of salvation, but of continuation.
We believe the flesh to be a draft on a final form.
Tears to be the ink by which humanity may be rewritten.
To us pain is not a curse, but a necessary pressure.
No change may endure.
Plus we labor in secrecy, guiding evolution through suffering.
Commence that one day all mankind will shed its former shape.
Awake it of something higher, whatever that form-form may be.
You shoot the ball in the pistol?
I don't know if that works or not.
I keep running out of gunpowder.
I can actually equip the, I think it's the backpack that lets you carry more gunpowder.
Thank you.
I'm going to set up the Illigament at some of the best on this day done.
Uh, yeah, Twilight Princess does have some fantastic dungeons. It's true
Very true
Uh, let's go grab a, uh
Vitality
I really got that much from one level, huh? You need to be embarrassed too tonight. Uh, I don't know. We'll see
I don't know Chad, I don't know if I have what I need to do this.
Yeah, I don't know.
I may not have what I need.
Can you run and throw? I don't know if that makes a difference there or not.
Yeah, I don't think that's intended.
Would you know that the explosion of the bomb moves another bomb?
I would have to throw...
I didn't figure out how I would do it.
So like, let's see, if I throw a bomb...
The bomb also stops the other bomb from going over it, so I can't do that either, so...
Alright, let's see where we go.
Ow!
Wow
Oh
Damn, man, that happened so fast!
Wow, dude, that was real quick!
Not bad.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the only way to get there.
Bro, when we- when we died, when we died to that boss, and we did not get the souls from
it, we must have missed out on like thousands of souls.
And that- and that all matters like a lot, too.
Like literal, we probably missed out on like four or five levels from that.
I know, I know.
Ummm...
Alright.
A little bit.
Imagine missing all you saw.
Well, imagine what happens when you die simultaneously with the boss.
Okay?
Okay, I didn't mean to, that's fine.
Oh, well.
Alright, so I wanna go try that bomb door again.
I feel like it might be another weapon, or maybe a flask upgrade, one or the other.
There we go, okay, there we go.
Great hammer.
This weapon is going to suck dick.
This weapon, all the big, see the problem with this game, is that all the big weapons
are really rough because of how much it requires you to, uh, they're slow, number one, and
The stamina regen is brutal.
So, like, the R-Cycles, I like the old school, but it actually looks easy to play.
Yeah, I think it- I think they did a really good job.
The creator did a great job blending and, uh, it looks great.
The end looks good.
It's been a fun time.
I do know that the bigger weapons are considerably weaker than the others.
I do think that, but that's fine.
I know we need I would love a time there might then damn well might be a talisman that fucking
transfer that makes your stamina come back faster I would probably never take that off
in this game.
Okay, so we know there's something to go if we go back to the city we know there's
There's something we can blow up there.
I like Monster Hunter to use the biggest, slowest weapon that wind the game is so slow.
I don't mind Monster Hunter was too slow, I wind because the game sucked dick.
Uh, ow. Okay. Yeah, we didn't figure out the color puzzle in there.
Wow, that's a lot of damage.
Holy shit.
That's a lot of damage.
Let's go back to a not bad weapon.
Maybe the claymore is a little more viable now.
It's just so slow.
What a fun stream I'm having a blast watching this.
Well thank you, Medical.
Um, that didn't go...
It's always a... a weird moment when you...
You spend a lot of time making something and then you watch somebody else playing it.
It's always a very surreal moment in my experience.
We died in here somewhere.
I should watch you play grand pool 3.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Should we still have whatever that is?
I don't know if we're gonna get that here or if we've missed it
With grand bro 3 it was weird because when for a little bit when people were playing it
was almost weird it was like it was like handing over your chop my child a
little bit felt weird
lots of people played it was a little bit of a sense of like stop playing this
it's not it's not yours it's mine
really good through some rocks you probably yeah I probably missed out on
them well for one way or another we'll figure it out
He's mad.
Wow!
He's just so slow I can't even do that.
Jeez.
Who are the ones with grand-poorled too?
Uh, I think somewhat similar, yeah.
It was a lot more intense with three.
At least for me, anyway.
Uh, Banjo is dead, yes, that's right.
Where is the Freud-y move?
Can I go level up, actually?
Almost.
Oh dude, I am not fond of this place, this is Silken Ness and its tail is far from cheerful,
I expect that the Transmuted Order experiment to hear upon the insect kind.
Take care of the rod here, surely board no good.
I
Just do this
Okay, uh, next Marble Sword is going to choose Yooka-Laylee.
I'm down the land by another game.
And so we don't have the big key.
Ow.
Not breathing.
I draw every neary, yet the Grand Mended has marked my trail.
Weeping church, I must reach it.
Carol, find the Tearborn and bring this Torment to an end. Alright.
Whoops.
Uh, Samurai Hamster, Legman Sub.
Appreciate it, dude.
Thank you very much.
I
So, green on the far left.
Ummm...
Double kill!
Killing's free!
Rare just turns out stinker after stinker, well, I mean the rare that made Banjo, Kazooie
in all those games there that's very, they're very gone at this point, right?
Not even remotely the same company anymore.
What was rare as last game was like Sea of Thieves, right? People love Sea of Thieves,
or at least they did love it at one point.
Okay, so green and then blue is that green is that green purple or blue? I'm not sure I am colorblind
The real rare
Look for purple always look boring to you. It's pretty fun people love see a thief. Yeah. Oh
you
I'm a big ass area bro. Hmm, it's a weird Battletoads game. It's all with friends. Let me see if people play it once in a while.
Okay.
That a stamina?
Oh, the boat sailing in Pirate Adventure with Chat sounds pretty fun.
You can manage a man award too.
Last Battletoads wasn't by rare.
You never played it?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Come on.
I beat Banjo.
I beat him.
It was awful.
I beat Banjo. I beat him. It was awful. Towards the end it was rapidly getting considerably
worse. So we did hit that one.
Geez, man.
Also, nuts and bolts are too either bad for different reasons.
Hard to compare.
I would say that I prefer nuts and bolts because it's not as long as Tuoy.
Just on sheer length.
So this is back in the water area.
And I don't have whatever that hook shot thing is.
Yeah, I don't have it here either.
Maybe this is it?
Nope, not it.
That's a bolt made me feel something.
If a woman tells you I you I find you repulsive you're like so you do feel something towards me
You found a weapon blood lash equip it
Blood lash, let's see a cruel whip its leather stain with the blood of countless foes east strike rent slash and deepens its crimson hue
Seeing there's a chance
I don't think the weapon's considered the...
I think it's just another weapon.
I could jump down there!
I don't know if I want to.
Yeah, it's not those things are aggressive
You found a tool hookshot?
Okay, okay, there we go.
Hey!
Nice.
Now finally, so we got bombs, we got hookshot.
Yeah, we've been waiting on this one for a while, right?
Now it's us all the game.
Um...
Uh, apparently not enough.
Cool game for an archipelago.
Oh, come on.
Alright, let's see.
Where are we and where are we going?
Oh, come on.
All right, let's see
Where were we and where are we going? Um, there were
There was a hookshot spot we passed or where
The boss key is like the boss door is like near us is it not it's like kind of like down here or something
Yeah, it's right here.
There's still another boss here.
The boss has got to be around here somewhere, right?
Uh, does one shot damage or is it just a platform?
I don't think the hookshot damages, no.
So, apparently you cannot roll through these.
Oh
We say left green we saw we saw a bit of it
Oh, got it!
a token critical hits does he banjo go I know how much you loved it
Aw man, that sucked.
Yeah, no more banjo.
We barely knew Banjo, there's still a Game Boy Advance Banjo waiting for his Molotov.
in the spotlight.
Is your Neo3 demo going on YouTube?
Uh, I do want to put all of Neo3 on YouTube, yeah.
Alright.
Wow.
Wow!
He trapped me in the fucking corner and that was it, man.
Geez.
Come on, man, that's so bullshit.
There's a Game Boy Advance Banjo Kart Racer.
Wow.
Alright, it was over here.
Some nasty enemies, man.
Uh, I'm gonna go see Justin Case.
Right here.
Alright.
Is the video game racing the best banjo game?
Barb is the highest you can have banjo streamer on Twitch, oh boy, you guys, every other word on your mouse can be banjo for a while, isn't it?
Automata for a while
Hmm.
Ah.
Okay.
He's busy.
Uh, you should try by reading only the funny, you should try only reading the funny chat
Comments. Oh, yeah. Try that sometime.
No.
Oh.
That's a weird way of saying, don't reach out.
Let me go see what this critical hit thing does for me by the way.
Uh, attacks of a small chance deal double damage.
Ooh.
So, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, let's say hypothetically, take off a vitality
one, turn on critical hits, and now turn off the exploding ammo, and there's this one,
which is on every attack clip of coin, do you like 50% or 50% more damage?
That and the critical hit, every once in a while, maybe we'll just do an absolute shit
load of damage.
Let me go equip the biggest weapon in the game as well.
Okay, so that was the boss down here.
I can also use the whetstone to increase my attack.
Back here.
Explode?
Just drags you into the pit
Okay, how do I get over there, how do I fight you
Oh, I hit him.
Uh, I guess that doesn't work. Okay, I'm on a gunpowder.
So that doesn't work.
Ummm...
I've tried grappling.
Oh, why not?
That's seriously the damage I was doing
Okay, okay, I don't know if the uh, I don't know if my my trinkets were working out for me there, honestly
I think maybe this sword and this build is not the way to go.
You were perfectly wrong, we do that here sometimes.
That's how we roll on this channel.
That seemed like a big chunk of damage.
I'm trying to get a charge attack there, too.
He just doesn't give you time to even do that, honestly, just just swing
Ah, HIP NO POMPIA! Thank you so much, I'm really appreciate that.
So sometimes we get over there and we just do like no damage.
This game is pretty crazy. It's very slow. It makes it makes the big weapons like way worse
What
Wow
Fucking Keck boom, huh? Gee. All right. Let's let's put away the terrible weapon here
We'll go bloodlash again
And I'll change your tokens here. We're gonna turn off. I like I kind of like the critical hit though
Flip a coin. I don't have good enough luck for that shit, dude
The the flash might not be bad either honestly
We'll go with that.
Tetris Elblock, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it dude, thank you very much.
Thank you Tetris Remor, thank you so much.
Thank you for the sub.
This game has been fun.
Yeah, I've enjoyed this game.
Have a good time.
I'll tell you what, we're not doing a lot of damage either way, are we?
You try to have karmic dice, what, in Baldur's Gate 3?
I have it all.
I don't know, whatever I do play Baldur's Gate 3.
Nice.
I
Drive bombing eating bombs
What
I
Fuck! That's some bullshit!
Man!
Oh no!
I don't know, my best bet is here for weapons, dude!
That's some real bullshit.
Bro, are you like in... you can't be hit by it sometimes.
Yeah dude, like, I don't know man. It feels like every weapon I have fucking sucks for this, I don't know.
Uh, can you upgrade weapons? Nooo, I can't.
Not the winos.
Another tanky boss, huh?
It feels like the spin attack is good, but you gotta get over there immediately if you wanna do that.
Does blunt damage matter? You think so? No, I don't think so, right?
Okay, that whooped his ass. Spin attack is the way to go here.
there we go definitely want the spin attack
you three thousand
yeah that was cool this game's been fun dude i think i've been
enjoyed this one um
All right, I'm gonna buy some shit. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so now we have the hook shots.
I still don't know, so like right up here was where we needed like the super, the super
length. I don't know what you're supposed to do with that. What does skill do? Skill,
That said, increases your use of the tools.
So what I assume that means is like how much damage your handgun does.
Yeah, that's what I would imagine.
Which, I don't think that really matters that much.
At least not to me, anyway.
But I could be wrong.
Yeah, okay.
For all I know that, for dude, for all I know that might be crazy strong.
Was there not something in the hemlock citadel that you needed the hookshot for?
It was like it was down here, I think right now that we have bombs and shit
Bro
Does the skill increase the length of the hook?
Aww, I don't think so dude.
Oh yeah, combine that with the backpack maybe, because then you'd have a lot more, right?
It's a great sword, the best weapon I have.
Well, it was kind of nice against that boss because you could do the spit attack and that
seemed to maximize damage.
So I kind of liked it against that boss.
I don't know if it's the best weapon.
I don't think it's very good, but...
So I'm trying to figure out how do I get to that right side because I think that's where
the hook shot thing was.
Faster than Mia's elevators, oh god.
Okay here we go.
So we've never been across here.
Open gate?
Okay.
Open gate.
Why not?
You have chosen to turn against those who shaped you?
I am your guide still and this is my counsel.
Do not proceed.
Yet your will is your own and I shall not bar your path.
The head stands, the weeping church, seat of the grand mandate, your maker.
Then his depths dwells, the lacrimore, the wellspring of all beasts.
He'll endure us only through the cold distance of hope and suffering.
Macamore is the axis on which the balance of this round turns.
For you to pass judgment upon what is just or unjust.
Kill them then.
I'll not stand in your way.
Fuck you.
I
Get fucked up at the moment.
Even better than you expected.
It's not a fun time!
Then there's a lot to like here, for sure.
Ow, man.
I was kind of hoping to find the shrine.
Howdy barb and chat. Hope you all have a great week. Barb love barb.
Ah, perfect. There we go.
Farrell, WW, thank you for the 50 months.
Appreciate that dude, thank you very much.
Oh well.
you
Okay, it's an abysmal game. I mean
We've shorter than to we I just I know I don't want to see banjo again for a long time
a very long time
I mean
And...
Okay, that's fine. I don't know if I saw the key door.
Banjo 1.5 on the Game Boy Advance. I'll get right on that.
Okay well this is where whenever we find the big key is where we gotta take it.
right of the check point there hey is there a reason for me to hop down here
Let me go save. I don't know if I did this.
Oh, wait, what? Those are on different timings.
Dirty trick. Ah, perfect. Okay.
Maybe that's a little shorter than 200%? Right, right.
Oh
God
I said it before, but something I want to get back to, I said this was last night, but
I want to get back into Talos Principle 2.
Aside from the fucking crongo talking, I was actually enjoying that game.
I can see the full list of games, what?
Games that I've played?
Uh, Sex, Peace, and Flex.
Yeah, I wish, I hate the talking characters, but...
Okay, I don't know if we have the...
Have the answer on this one.
The Zoom calls?
Yeah, Talos Principal is a bad card.
You thought it was done?
Incorrect.
What is this?
Kingdom come 2.
I love Kingdom come, I miss it.
The zoom gulls are going to emulate the chatter in Portal 1 or 2.
They really miss the mark on that one and tell those principal 2 if that's what they
They're going for it.
Oh fuck.
Oh you can hook shot enemies over to you!
That's pretty funny. I did not realize that
There's no stamina man, look at how slow your stamina comes back
Ah
Okay, how do you get in there get over here
Here.
Do I even know... I don't know...
It's a little... well, no.
Alright.
Cause you're a huge weapon?
Yeah, I'm using this fucking gigantic weapon,
but this weapon kinda sucks a lot, actually.
All the... all the big weapons are pretty bad.
I
He's got all God his eyeballs explode
Wow
I'm not sure.
Boy, he's kicking my ass.
Oh man!
Jeez, what my ass dude?
Alright, let's see.
I'll turn off the critical hit one.
Let's turn on the one where your flask heals twice.
We're going to turn that one on instead.
Humiliated by googly eyes.
Oh, you dick.
Not the googly eyes!
Man.
How do I still have no stamina, dude?
Dude, your stamina takes nine years to come back in this game.
Your stamina takes, like, eleven years to come back in this game.
It's crazy.
Hey, Gigi.
The hunt ends.
Thank you for playing.
Oh, yeah, wow.
A game by Nerds Takeover.
Hey, you know what?
I really enjoyed this game.
It was a fun time.
I love...
Let's see.
Positives.
I killed all the boss, apparently.
I missed some items did not get shards tokens 18 to 30 complete 89%
I enjoyed this game. I feel like a very very very solid for one thing
I feel like the thing I would say first of all is
I think the blend of souls like and
Zelda top-down Gameboy Zelda. I think that's like a fantastic marriage. I think those things those things work really well together
Oh, and the game automatically closed on me the
Brother game just closed itself on me. That's weird. I feel like those two things
You know, I'm gonna let me load it back up real quick. You're done. Yeah, you said you're done the game closes
There you go. You like those two things blend very nicely together
Works works well together. I like that a lot. That's positive number one
I love that you have a number of different dungeons. I love that there's progress
I feel like that's all great. I think you can go even farther with it with like weapon upgrades
Well, you could find like a weapon upgrade system and
And add in stones that drop from enemies like, you know wet stones or whatever you can totally do that
I think you can even add armor sets if you were to do like a sequel or like something more you could add in like
armor sets and
Like maybe different effects. Well, you can have a dagger that does shit damage
But what if it did poison or damage over time right like there's all kinds of things you could do with that
Dungeon wise I like I love that you had dungeons. I like that they kind of had a theme to them as well
I think one thing that I'd say about the dungeons is that they kind of felt samey in that there was like a branching path
You find a key you use the key
I think dungeons like level designs kind of hard
I think like you could probably make it's like what if you gave a key
But you could use that key and like a number of different locks and the player has to like choose, right?
I think that there's uh, I think you could really
You know it might be almost like oblivion
I don't you guys remember eldest girls oblivion, but like a lot of the caves and eldest girls oblivion
We're all done by like one guy, right?
I think like a few more level designers can really help mix up and have
You know maybe or just spend a little more time or have other people with different perspectives on the dungeons and
Make those like a little more varied
I think the game had a good difficulty overall enjoyed the difficulty level is it was challenging sure not too bad
Some of it like you get the hook shot at least I got the hook shot so late
I feel like I didn't even really like get to really expand with it
Well, you can probably have more areas that are opened up as you go with these items
And have more things to find because I really like you know, I got the bombs and the hook shots so late
It was like oh my god there they are, but still though. I really really enjoyed the game solid game. I'll say
Seven out of ten seven out of ten really fun enjoyed the game good time
Hope them you do the maps
Yeah, it's funny because like typically in Zelda you get a map and an air you get a map in a dungeon pretty early on right?
And then you fill in the map and you find stuff in this game
You get the map when you finish in an area, so you're like lost at least I was lost a lot, so
Yeah, enjoy the game fun time. Anyway guys. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for your name
I hope you guys are nuts and bolts the seven and a half it was not that's the most was not a seven and a half
Thank you guys for watching. Thank you. It's rain. I hope you guys wrote the stream
I will be back streaming tonight. Hopefully I'll see you guys then in the meantime. Let's go find somebody who is streaming
Let's go raid somebody. I'll see you guys next time. Thank you guys for watching
Where are we going? Let's go raiding
It was a perfect hand also not correct
Let's me throw you folks to
Star Wars Jedi Survivor. I haven't seen that game in a long ass time. Ratchet and Clank.
I'm in three folks too. So I haven't seen any of this game. It kind of seems like an interesting
concept. Go check out Hey Liam. He is playing Keren, which is some sort of climbing game. I don't
now go say to Haley and guys thank you for watching I love you guys go say to
Haley and he's playing Karen I think I saw preview for that game and I thought
it looked good but I've never played it yeah I haven't played that game go check
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