You
I
I was having trouble saying my own name early, I want to test it.
They are kinda as small as man and them.
Fuck!
How can I gonna be okay?
M-N-M-N-M
Green, green
M-N-M
Barbham Barbham Green M&M
Green Green M&M
Barbham Barbham Barbham
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Barb
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Barb
And yeah
Yo, what's up guys, how's it going, good evening, happy Tuesday night!
You guys are all doing well.
What's up everybody?
We're jumping this evening to Talos Principle 2.
I might have chit and forgot to change my notification like that.
I actually finished a tier scape earlier today.
I finished this a while ago.
How are you guys all?
Yeah, we guys came here from tier scape.
I did finish that game just a little while ago.
So, we beat that earlier today.
I had a lot of fun with it overall, it was a fun time.
How are you guys all?
to be back into Talos Principle 2. I didn't weirdly kind of craving this game. I'm not
interested in the story at all, but I don't like in the puzzles. It's been pretty satisfying,
so I'm enjoying the puzzles so far. How are you guys all? Leese, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you. Leese, Waffle, thank you for the bits. Virac,
thank you for 19 months. Tylenol, thanks for bits. Tonkone, a drunken bunny,
thank you for the subs. Whatever, I appreciate that, thank you very much.
Would I recommend Tearscape? Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's like 90%
Okay, Game Boy is all the game and like 10% of souls like it's a pretty good mix
Well, I don't know what part of North Carolina you moved to but I can I can tell you that
In the past like 10 years we've lived here. That's happened like once before that kind of snow
this was a very unusual year so I thought I'd you know I don't know how
much my word counts for much but very unusual we got hit by that this year
but you know who knows um but yeah oh and baby's on the loose
there you guys all make sure you're next much quantius thank you for the 65
months really appreciate that thank you quantius but let's jump back into
Tell us principle to get on let's do it. Why is this Adam by so weird chat?
Didn't you fuck the green M&M when a fuck is
Ready seem to be right in the middle of the machinery explore the area and remember what we were doing last here
This is incredible. Yeah enjoying tell us is
Is okay, and you start craving the witness
No, I don't think I will ever crave the witness. I don't think that's ever gonna happen
I don't think that's possibility. I played that game twice and I
The second time did not improve my opinion after the first time
Unknown. Oh, yeah, thank you for the 34 months. Appreciate that dude
Did my title revert, let's see
um ah weird hang on one second let's see uh it looks like it did something we're
didn't know where it did happen yeah
if something odd did happen there all right should be good
Nice reminder that Banjo is dead, yes Banjo is dead.
We're looking for where to go now.
We saw a puzzle on the outside that brings us back to the inside of the giant pyramid
and then we do more puzzles in the pyramid and then we go back outside pretty much how
things have gone.
quick and painless. Door override. In this dimension, Dan Joe is dead.
Why didn't you just tell people that they're wrong? If you tell them the truth, they'll listen.
It's not that simple. Straton wrote that the most common error we commit is to
think that ideas determine reality when in fact the opposite is true ideas follow from material
conditions beliefs have always be long explain and justify the way we live we did not have kings
because we believed in the mandate of heaven we believed in the mandate of heaven because we
lived in monarchy but we have free will oh free will isn't the same as freedom Miranda we're
We're not free from the constructs of our own history.
Congrats on your escape, thank you.
The simulation.
New Jerusalem is shaped by its limitations.
So what?
We're just trapped.
History can only go one way?
Maybe, maybe not.
The question is, how do we free ourselves?
How do we build a world where our ideas do shape reality?
That's why we came here.
Bob, here are we eating good today. Banjo, tears, tape and talus to Bob.
Uh, Mordo, thank you for the 57 months. Thank you, Mordo. I appreciate it.
I knew it. Athena's here. She built this. That other voice. Was that Cornelius?
It definitely sounded like him.
We got the Metal Gear Solid soundtrack starting up again.
Research expedition around the time Athena vanished.
He was gone for years people thought he'd died and all this time he knew where she was
We should talk to her earn 85 thinking for the 76 months. We have to go back finding Athena. We are so close
Okay
We're jumping off the clutch here, where are we going?
Oh, we have uh, we now have anti-gravity, huh? Sure, why not?
Nothing confusing about that. We'll be disorienting at all.
Reminds me of, uh, God, uh...
Not Callisto protocol. What was the other game of the day?
What was the name of the death space game I played a little while back?
God I came for the life of me remember that one.
Your world is flipped.
Well I like this game, I kind of like the puzzles yeah, chronos that was it.
The puzzles are kind of fun, I'm enjoying the puzzles.
I don't care at all about the story or the characters talking, I feel like there's
There's like absolutely nothing of interest going on there, but um...
I'm enjoying the puzzles well enough.
Yeah, Chronos, that was it. Chronos is pretty good. I enjoyed it.
I guess we know what to do be careful the sheer amount of power running through this place
I'll take care of this puzzle you do the other two, okay?
He's gonna do a puzzle. I thought I was doing the puzzles. What the fuck fun
Maybe Alexandra Drennan was right play is part of what makes us human
So why do all these robots these robots are all think they're human
Why do I exactly are they under this delusion anyway?
And you guys are going to see me play Neo3 early access?
I'll play Neo3 but I didn't get early access dude so I'll play it when I can.
I think it comes out Friday.
I think that's kind of my only option man.
Yeah I am.
Oh boy.
not to alarm anyone but I think the ground is shaking according to the system
all the interior moving around buckets rearranging itself I think that's what
happened last time oh if we finally found a puzzle huh platform where I got
out just moved away okay we found the laser beam we found a puzzle my head
It looks swole playing this game.
Expanding my brain.
What do we got?
We have a connector.
And this is a drill.
There's an elf back here.
We have, uh, this is the green hole where the green beam has to come through.
Okay, so we've got a red beam, where's it gonna go there?
Yeah, I got this one, there we go, here.
now have a jammer. So if we want to get the green light out over there, let's see.
If we're gonna get the green, the green light was in here, yes. Yeah, right there. So what
that means
can i do this?
and i'll do this
awww thank you very much childish and bigolito
okay easy puzzle
Quick guns take us 12 months, really appreciate that big quick guns.
Alrighty.
I think that's the blue one we need over there, yes.
Ah, quick guns, thank you Chalice, appreciate the subs guys, cheers.
Um, and disoriented, so that's the puzzle we just did.
And there is allegedly a blue puzzle around here somewhere.
That's where the blue puzzles I have no idea.
Which way is up again, yeah, right?
Hey, thanks so much.
Bro, I could just eat- oh, okay. I guess. Cheese, not cheese, who knows.
Uh, chow, this is Chris. Thank you for the tier 3 33 months.
Well, I appreciate that. Thank you very much.
I
Shand I didn't much time I trimmed up a little bit just a bit
Okay, there is the blue cannon
And chowding quick guns for you to subguess.
Uh, if you're playing the game, do know the newer one, no, no I haven't.
I was like a little interested but I did not.
Where I'm going or what I'm doing here?
Like this.
One of the board games now, wasn't that like a dude, RTS or something back in the day as
well?
I never played that one.
Are there was like a new one that was supposed to be coming out as well at some point?
You can't wait for the last dude movie, ah
Maybe last but if it keeps making money, they'll probably try to carry on without Villanova, right?
If you're played Doom, it's a game set in hell with machine guns and guts. I have played Doom, yes
You're watching the first one. You may want to double feature the second one right after as well.
Might improve the experience.
How are you doing tonight orange don't live a deal with I slam my penis in the car door
I was having trouble saying my own name earlier. I want to test it now as my name can't to a store
Oh fuck. I don't think I've got much longer
It's out all things with the bits or should they get down on
There's no way forward without it getting super. I think it just gets weird, right?
To be honest, I've tried repeat. I've read the first Dune, I want to say at least three or four
times. I'm like, you know, I like it. I love the world, but I just can't work up more interest
than it beyond that point. It's a cool world. That's pretty much it.
Okay, easy puzzles, uh, parks, thank you for the sudden, thank you parks.
It can be two sci-fi, I like sci-fi elements, I mean the thing about doing it to me is that
I love the world, I think the world is like super original, super fascinating, and then
the characters are, I have a hard time engaging with the characters and the plot in a significant
way.
i can tell you what happens but
maybe that just reflects more on me
and i feel like frank harbour was really and what made a really really awesome
world and it was filled with characters that are not all that interesting to
read about
in some ways
uh... word over on the sub parks take the sub
you that thank you very much
i got as a counter as a counter example like uh... game of thrones is a is a
really cool world and
during the first week of the week all i love read about john snow and theory on
and in eris and uh... you know aria stark and santa stark
all these characters right so you can i do you can have your favorites you
like reading about them so
i really know who my favorite to be from doing
I mean, like, you're mostly in Paul's perspective, right?
But, like, I don't know, like...
Make it so.
Swordlog, thank you for the sub.
Clovis, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate you, thank you very much.
and
Yeah.
This is fascinating.
They were both here. Athena and Cornelius.
They had a plan.
I find a fire over...
Uh-uh.
I can't. I can't. I can't.
Wow.
Piran's trapped in the overload.
He's failing to disconnect.
The whole system's going haywire.
One cake. Get out of there.
Everyone back to the mead hall.
Ramithia is bound.
I finished here scape earlier today, yeah.
Now, one day, get moving.
We can't just leave Byron behind.
We have no idea where he is or what's happening to him.
But right now, if we stay here, we could all die.
The system's going completely bananas.
Energy spikes everywhere.
We'll come back for Byron, I promise.
What have you done with the force?
Mortals are not meant to tread these halls.
Why were you not to heed my warriors?
I am not trying to harm you with creatures of play.
All I wish was to protect you and the rest of your kind.
game am I playing right now?
We didn't paint Dora's box.
Did I finish nuts and bolts?
Yes I did.
I finished that earlier today.
It was driving me a bit insane.
The ice races were amazing, what do you mean?
Rating out of 10 for nuts and bolts?
Probably like a, I don't know, four out of 10,
maybe, I guess?
Three and a half out of 10?
I'm gonna say three and a half out of 10.
Better than control.
The other sides are active. The ratings are strangely jumbled, though.
Four is generous.
Yes, but just to drop off Melville.
What?
We're going back to New Jerusalem.
This situation has gotten out of control. We need to regroup.
Rushing in blindly isn't going to save Byron.
Other than Prime Four, I feel like there's an argument we made about like an original, like, original ideas and nuts and bolts and like, what it tried to do.
which makes it a little bit more laudable than Metroid Prime 4.
well okay guess it's time for you and me to take a nap
do not miss my child in these difficult moments I want nothing but happy for
you and the permanent day to the banjo the rain of terror that banjo is dead
It's not over yet.
Here we are.
Got an update from Melville.
The power spikes are continuing with no news from Byron.
Alright, thank you, you could.
The evil is defeated.
Oh, right, Mr. Trevor, I'll talk to the mayor.
One cake, please head over to the museum of the simulation and talk to Cornelius.
Let's see what he has to say for himself.
you okay I kind of like Talos principle better when you were I I think a puzzle
something about puzzle games like Mist or Talos Principle or even Portal, like you know it's one
thing to have like other characters like talking or weighing in or something like that but I kind
of feel like the isolation of being by yourself and the puzzle game goes together like peanut
butter and chocolate you know like I like being alone with my thoughts and then you have like
a fucking motley crew of fucking douchebag robots and never shut the fuck up that I feel like I don't
enjoy it as much like the witness yeah the witness does a pretty good job about that even though the
witness is maddening for other reasons but like my god man please everyone stop using the public
frequency if you want to argue use your interface or speak in person aren't puzzles inherently like i
mean i i guess some people do solve puzzles communally like you know the four of us are
going to solve this puzzle right but aren't puzzles inherently mostly like something you do by yourself
on your own so when you have this like you know cacophony of fucking garbage filling my ears
in a puzzle game i feel like it's almost like it's almost like weirdly offensive to me
Like shut the hell up already, you know
You do escape rooms a lot I don't really do escape rooms period
I do crosswords alone
Chat expedition 33
For those who come after
That's the one thing I can't be
It all makes sense to it Cornelius. He was there at the beginning shaky. Thank you for the 80 months
I appreciate that. Thank you very much. I thought you might help me understand where I could go next
It's a sacrifice, but it's necessary for the planet. I suppose you're right
I can't let my ego get in the way of the greater good. Thank you, okay
Now, you said you were looking for Cornelius?
Yes.
Oh, that's...
Well, I suppose it shouldn't really come as a surprise.
They were very close, you know.
After she disappeared, he went away for a long time.
On a research expedition, he said.
To be honest, I have to say that I have to take this grief over being left behind.
You know, an entire Banjo-Kazooie disaster is like half of a La Mulana playthrough, honestly.
if La Mulana is like 80 hours probably playing Banjo 1, 2E and then nuts and bolts
That's probably only half of a La Mulana fucking catastrophe
That's all
Thanks for taking the time to talk to me
Ah.
I didn't play the La Mulano 1 or 2 DLC.
We'll save that for the next playthrough.
It looks a bit like the blueprints for the Sondadrome, but no, it's not quite that.
Is he trying to isolate something in the buffer?
Maybe Melville can make sense of it, but I think this might be a dead end.
Now I need to finish up with the mayor. You can head back to the VTOL whenever you're ready.
I'll meet you there. No rush though.
Bro, what the fuck are we doing?
What a what a like a pointless back and forward this all was, huh?
There's much of side quest stuff, is there?
Byron is bleeding out, he's a fucking robot.
Stuck, taped him up, whatever.
He's oiling out.
Just buy a fucking quart of oil, pour it in him and he's good to go.
What do we need here?
You guys ever know somebody who instead of changing their oil in their car, they would
just add more?
Have I ever heard of an ever meet somebody who did that?
I used to know people would do that.
They didn't change their oil, they're just like, oh yeah, my car needs more oil.
Just put more in. Yeah, yeah.
Good way to ruin your car.
Uh, logarithmic, I think it's 13 months. Really appreciate that.
No, okay, we don't do that.
How far am I in? I don't know.
Act 3.
use the program. The rest must lock down. Which means I'll need your help, okay? Because
a lot of stuff doesn't seem to be working.
Okay. Check it out and see what you can fix. But please remember, what matters most is
finding Byron.
Ah, did you beat nuts on Bolts this morning? Yes, I did.
I want a game where I play as a Terminator.
I guess probably the closest thing I can play is the RoboCop game.
I never beat that game.
A game where you play as a Terminator would be awesome dude.
Yeah.
South 1, southern coast, okay, let's go.
I play a Terminator No-Fa, yeah, it wasn't very good.
I played that and I beat that too.
Yeah, it wasn't very good, unfortunately.
They did DLCs for the Robocop game, right?
I think it's a lot more than if they give it to Smurf.
Appreciate the subs, guys. Cheers.
Robocop expansion was fun.
It's a baraticator. How's it going, dude?
In this area, there seems to be a problem with the machine that makes the tetromelow bridges.
That means you can solve the puzzles, but you can't activate the tower.
Look for a lab that lets you connect to the data stream.
I already found it. I'll send you the coordinates.
Okay, this is number eight.
Where's uh, where's number one at?
This one?
Uh, now it's saying number one is this way?
Oh, I see it.
You know how the rocks will walk past the golden gate?
The Robocop game story was pretty solid, so like a good Robocop 2.5. Uh, wait a minute.
Oh my godfall I have not no
No.
Phase entry.
Oh, teleport.
Oh.
So I can't teleport through this, but I can teleport through the open gate.
I see.
Gotcha.
gotcha
have a cube
and that turns that on
Hey Barb, help me understand something.
Uh, sure, one for the money since I'm your personal life coach.
Uh, how do free to play games make money for devs?
Like where wins me microtransactions?
Selling cosmetics, selling like in-game packs, that sort of thing.
Um, that's where they make their money.
packs you name it yeah wasn't there like a $20,000 ship or something
That's something crazy.
Okay, let's see. So what am I doing?
So I can pick up the teleporter.
and I can launch I can put the teleporter over here and then with the
teleporter over here they just bring everything through there may also be
like advertising and crossovers and whatever but somehow or other though they'll
get their money one way or another our best life coach
Miss Mary Mack thank you for the sub appreciate that thank you Miss Mary Mack
So what the game does gonna get picked continuously?
Yeah?
Well, I mean, I think you'd be surprised how much games, how much money games like that
make.
Like, uh, games like Path of Exile and some others.
Um, there's also nothing saying that the game's gonna last forever, either, so...
Those kinds of play forever microtransaction games, they have a higher mortality rate I
think than some others.
Okay, so I have red beam.
Okay, we have achieved the teleporter
There is a blue beam over there.
Is that Yoko Ono singing? Yoko Ono the soundtrack for Kalos Principle 2.
Okay, and we have the drill as well for the drill and it should be good.
All right, he's busy.
Genshin Sandra Galoma is worth paying money.
You're gonna watch it even if you're in Pekakki in a couple weeks.
I've never really watched Pekakki.
I kinda like it, but I don't really watch it.
Are the Windsor Olympics happening right now?
I've heard nothing about it.
We spent cash to win in a game.
Um...
No.
I did buy DLC, but I didn't do it to win.
I bought DLC because I thought it looked cool.
Curling is fun.
I'm watching a lot of the others.
Oh, I- I do- Has it really been going on this entire time?
I had no idea.
I really had no clue.
I bought the hearse armor. I did.
Oh, it starts tomorrow. Okay, gotcha
Yeah, I was like is it going on the whole time dude like no idea
of
I
Don't I get so excited fucking outside as I'm blocking announcements
Okay
was it was a how do you how do you shift or the shift or something
we're like start over a puzzle I don't know if I need to but was that okay I
think I might have fucked something up here yeah I think I put the drill too
close but rule the wall
So how the hell am I going to do this?
Put this here.
Go for it here.
Hmm.
Man, I more or less screwed myself again, unless there's something else I can do here.
Uhhhhhhh.
I'm playing Portal now. It's not a Portal, it's like a drill through a wall.
of
the
I'm literally distinct from portal
Ummm...
I'll report over here.
Put that in there.
Whatever that Crimson Desert game, when does that game come out?
Teleport?
Grab?
Teleport?
Uh, Mercury, thank you for the 42 months.
Appreciate that, thank you Mercury.
March 19th.
Okay.
Huh, now am I doing it. Now you are super screwed. Yeah, there's like no way for me to get back. I mean I could do this.
And I don't think I'm particularly screwed.
Okay.
There we go, see?
That's crewed, genius.
Click guns, thank you for the 54 of us.
She is
Clickers thank you for the 54 of us
You clickers
Yeah, also number four is around here somewhere
Where are the Winter Olympics this year, anyway?
Where even are they?
Uh, AC Turnbull, I think of the sub.
Appreciate that.
Thank you, Turnbull.
We are puzzling in Malan.
I have a box.
I'm not afraid to use it.
Okay, so if we want to do something with that, we have to have the laser here.
United States of Summer, where is it?
Is it Los Angeles or the Olympics?
Oh, okay, that's why I thought for some reason I know that, I don't know why.
If I put this here, can I, um, I cannot, okay, I was wondering if I could teleport
of this thing.
Okay, so we need something else to be able to get here.
We need something else.
And I cannot teleport to this either.
stand on the platform this one yeah if you stand off of it you close us
I'm out the wheel is turning but that hamster is dead.
Goodbye Chris now thanks for watching.
Thanks for the sub dude.
I could follow and say I'll give you a week.
And yeah, fuck you.
NOOOOOOO!
An area many times bigger than our whole city, just dedicated to manufacturing.
It was incredible to think about a sheer variety of things they produced.
And I mean, you realize how austere, how restricted our lives are.
You know how most ancient structures are overgrown. It's kind of pretty but in a sad way
Well, this one wasn't
There have been some kind of the chemical spill. Ah, so Lee Parker. Are they gonna do this?
We should have done.
Or if something had just rotted through
But it killed everything
Even centuries later
Nothing could grow if a chemical spill can do that much damage
Imagine what the megastructure could do.
Is it ethical for us to risk that?
Hmm.
So I put that there and then, yeah, we've taken out the jammer and the teleporter.
get easy peasy
Is why I was so excited for this game?
What, uh, the puzzles of the story?
Speedrun? Yeah, we've been kind of blasting through this section for sure.
Are you excited for bands Zeta?
Located
We have over here
of
Okay, hold on to the old shuffle shuffle here
There we go
Ah, what's up Gucci, how are you?
Oh, does that also open this up?
Here it does.
Hmm.
Oh, I see him.
Let's go grab this.
Okay, so now we need this here.
And now this here.
Okay, easy peasy.
And now this here.
Okay, easy peasy.
Do we have to softlock ourselves? I don't think so.
I really chose the same composer from CTP1.
If anybody lets you teleport right past the goal.
Alright.
Remote interchange.
It's like Metroid architecture.
You can see some four-runner influence here, perhaps.
A plant really identifies murderers.
A Balamore, I think you're the good sub.
We should not make a ball of war
Okay, so I can use this to take this out
And
Seems like there's no way for me. I'm assuming this is turning off that I
Don't see a way to grab this though
Tell us atmosphere music is really good
Each zone has his own style.
Yeah, we're gonna do this.
I wonder if he's still here.
I'll be merciful.
Oh, you know what? I wonder if I could grab the other box.
Oh, I could. Okay, so now I have both boxes, gotcha.
I do have a heart.
Don't tell anybody.
Thank you.
Mercy?
Did I free dumb jest? I've just been free for a while.
Okay, we have the jammer.
What is that open up?
There's no but not anything apparently um let's go exchange this for the teleporter
Some N.Y.S. music. I was about to see an abandoned that's the most it's crazy that almost four
year is almost in four years of marbles yeah it's pretty crazy
I made my very own prison.
Now you're soft one.
Made my own prison there on that one.
say that opens us that opens up then what does this laser beam do
is this just hold open this that's case okay that's what that does
Um...
Boxo! Thank you for the sum. Appreciate it. Thank you, Boxo.
Okay.
So we have the teleporter now, we have the teleporter, and we have both of these here, which I'm assuming this is like the stuff we really need.
But I have to bring the jammer out so like I definitely need that there.
I
Still a lot of five-year suburbs here, I still don't recognize the box. Oh, pretty sure that
You know what's great? Actually, Darkest Dungeons is a really good way to remember your viewership
because you name your viewership after characters and then when they all die, you remember them.
There's still some chatters here about why associate with Darkest Dungeon characters.
Like, TWC Blank is a highwayman. I think Luigi's Solo might have been a Vestal, I'm not sure.
What are the number of characters that I associate with one or another?
Yeah, you've always been a highwayman to me think egg babe egg babe was a hellion but
actually egg babe has always been a what's it called the antiquarian you're a highwayman
you were a useless antiquarian I look dude I've been using so I've been playing offline
and antiquarians are awesome they're so good bro people like man I don't have any
Money what the hell like why aren't you using it's wearing it's brains are credit incredible
Yeah, it's great
Was family heaters I'm not sure you're a plague doctor and great at your grandma's right cookie grandma
I think I locked myself in again.
Yeah, pretty sure I locked myself in again.
Shit.
I remember you from Battlefield, that's right.
I don't remember you.
Hmm.
I've always guessed my twitch prime.
You missed sniping people in battle of the sex with the RPG.
So there's some like shuffling here that gets me the teleporter on the other side of this
and I don't know what it is.
So, like, if I do this, then I've got this, and then I can teleport through, right?
Okay, which I kind of I have to do that now
But now I can't get through this right
And all I have are the teleporter and the laser at this point so I thought whatever I have to do I have to do
With just this
Hmm... Right, yeah. Something's gotta be right here to open this door. That is the current predicament.
Hmm. I don't understand.
Uh, J-Dub, thank you for the sub, thank you for the 54 months, really appreciate that.
Was this a request to play this or you just liked the game?
Uh, I've been having a fun time with this game.
Uh, this game was also one of the cards...
The cards that they were from September.
It was actually the last bad card I have to do.
Uh, it was the very last bad card.
Can you put the laser on the spinning table and the laser still work?
No.
Looking forward to shovelery too.
Yeah, me too.
I have played Wario 1, 2, 3, and 4, yes, I have.
If I teleport in there now, I'm screwed.
I don't know.
Using the pad, hell, I'm not the door on the pad, right?
That holds this open.
It holds that open. Now I can use the teleport, let's say this this laser is
is not active that's fine I can do this right
uh... here within the limits of the bridge that they are much
uh... and i get a combined the cooking stream with hot one no problem
no i don't need to keep this open if theoretically i could use the teleport to
get out
uh...
but the teleport would have to be there for sure.
I only have two things to work with here is the issue.
Do you have a date for the cooking stream?
I do not.
Frozen, they give it to the 19 months, really appreciate that, thank you Frozen.
I was on the right track from the beginning, oh that may be.
There's something I'm clearly missing.
Something I'm missing.
I
Uh, love hot sauces.
The last hot one we did was funny as that chat, that was before chat understood that
I have extremely high spice tolerance.
I fucking beasted it all like no problem until I got to the bomb.
The bomb is blah.
That shit is gross.
Okay, I'm screwed again.
I screwed myself again.
Uh, I did have a bit of a spicy butthole.
Yeah, I did have a spicy butthole.
Why do the objects need to remain on the spiced, on the spinning pedestals?
So it's pretty much like an exchange.
You have to put one down for the other, if that makes sense.
You have to, uh, if you want one, you have to put something else in.
right so i can't just take out this i have to swap something else in
So I've got an angle over there.
I'm right here.
So...
I don't know if that works though.
I thought I was kinda on to something there for a second, but I don't think so.
Am I missing something else from like the beginning of the puzzle over here?
No.
This is your kind of game, you like puzzle games like this?
Is it largely spatial puzzles?
There's this, there's also like some kind of tetrominoes like bridge puzzles, but those
are pretty inconsequential and very short for the most part, they're not like a big
deal.
How do you open the end portal?
one? Uh, jammer maybe? I dunno. Right now I'm stuck on this part.
that
Mario Man, thank you for the 80 months.
Appreciate that, thank you Mario Man.
It's not going to do me any good, but I can get in there.
of
It feels like I need to get something else out, like I don't have enough pieces to do this.
I can only get the two things out, right?
And to get out of here, I also need the teleporter.
So how do I like escape this room with only two pieces, I guess is the real question.
And now that's broken.
Oh
Wait a minute
Got it so
The trick here is that you don't need the beam and all of all you need at that point
Just me you just need something on the way so I was like massively overthinking it. Okay
It was way easier than I thought it was.
That's all you needed.
I was trying to also make the beam work.
Um...
I feel like the tools and puzzles...
The thing about the Witness is that even though it introduces like little new rules and new things to it,
it's kind of maddening after a while.
And it feels extremely repetitive, even though, like, you know, he's trying to add in new stuff to it all the time, but yeah. I don't know.
This is, uh, much preferable to the Witness. Same with Talos Principle 1.
Much prefer the Talos Principle games over the Witness.
Switcher.
I mean, it's probably not 100% to understand the new mechanic when it's just...
Well, sometimes if you find the puzzles in a weird order in the witness, then you might come across stuff that you don't know how to deal with, but I don't care for the witness much at all.
Uh, Saucers Jones, thank you for the bits.
Appreciate that. Thank you very much.
I've been curious, thank you for the bits.
Harold, give Barb money and tell him the next puzzle game he should play is Candy Crush.
What is?
That just does that.
What's am I missing?
I can't walk through this.
Candy Crush would be an amazing mod.
Can you even how do you play Candy Crush on your PC anyway? Is that Steam? I don't even know.
There's Android emulators.
Apparently there's two ways to complete this puzzle.
Am I missing something above me?
or what's going on
But here they got a bonus this week and bought me a three very excited for it. Oh hell, yeah
Uh, VictorCV, thank you for the 27 months, really appreciate that, thank you Victor.
Congrats on your bonus dude.
What'd you get a bonus for?
What the hell am I missing here?
There's something I'm missing.
having a huge flaw is red laser the same as a jammer no no the red laser is
not a janitor.
Marsay! I pick an idle game for marbles.
Would you set up stream or subway servers for us?
Thanks, EMS.
Uh, I don't know what subway service is, an idle game?
I don't know.
I guess we'd have to figure stuff out as I would go.
You can jump, but, uh, not much you can do with that.
Yeah, what the hell am I missing here?
I would yell like cookie clicker.
So, nothing I can do here.
Aw, that's so lame, bro.
What do I even need hang on let me let me just I think I know okay, so that's we got to get the red laser over here
Okay, fair enough fun story accidentally gave myself food poisoning mixing turkey chili and spicy kimchi
Don't recommend. I think I'm five pounds lighter now. Uh, Christoff. Thank you for the bits. Appreciate that damn dude
What was uh?
How did you do that?
Oh
Um
Okay, so that's all well and good but I didn't get up there
Kimchi is super easy to make, how they recommend it.
Never use frozen fermented stuff.
Oh yeah, why is that?
Cucumber kimchi is really good.
Uhhhhhhh.
Getting dizzy here.
You freeze all the ingredients in that ferment and preserve it, huh.
Makes sense. We're gonna have a lot of fermented foods here.
Oh god this guy, is there no like not annoying way to do this or is this just like annoying
no matter what.
Oh, wait, hang on.
I think maybe I see the not annoying way to do this one second.
Okay.
All liver is fermented. Cheese is fermented. You should try my family's pickled watermelon
rind recipe. It's one of your favorites, huh?
Pickle watermelon runners, I've never had that in my life.
There we go.
Easy peasy.
So the past, this is how we went into the tower, but they said that it's like glitched
out or whatever, so now we can't.
So now what?
Connect to the data stream and a lab into the tower.
I don't know what that means.
Is that your compass?
What is?
I see question marks.
This is our car.
That's how we got here.
There's the gates and then there's this.
There's the triangle here.
Oh wait.
HELLO SHIT YAH!
Excuse me.
What's up the taxless?
How are you sir?
Good evening.
Look at this place.
It's beautiful isn't it?
Mesmerizing.
I
Look at this place. It's beautiful isn't it mesmerizing
That's puzzling. It's going good
You see all these beautiful things and your imagination starts working over time
And the puzzles the towers the mysterious apparitions
It all draws you further in deeper
into the trap what if that's the whole point of this place what if every time you have one of
those visions another little bit of you is corrupted overwritten with the hubris of this place
i haven't been corrupted let's not be superstitious i'm sorry i didn't mean to suggest you were
or whatever it is I'm trying to say.
I guess I'm just disappointed in myself.
Byron needs me.
You all need me to do my job, and I can't even use a terminal.
If this is all really the work of the founder,
I don't know.
Maybe she lost her way.
Is this the Millers' words from Kim and Come 2?
You know, I've played Kim and Come 2 a bunch.
I've never met the Miller.
I've never met him.
I even tried to this past time.
I couldn't find this.
I don't know where he is.
It didn't help because I was also playing on hardcore mode,
so I had no idea where I was half the time.
So.
Oh.
They are used properly.
Please, sub-response.
Our ancestors can't help us.
Thank you for the 72 months.
Appreciate that.
Thank you, DLCF.
But they had so little time to ever really think about anything.
I've spent several human lifetimes studying this mystery,
and only now am I going to see.
The simulation was built on top of material reality,
unable to escape its constraints.
5Bs per quarter, I think, with the 49 months?
Appreciate that.
Yeah, Hardcore mode removes like where you are on the map at all times, so it's very tough.
I have heard of that clothing.
The last time I played Portal, it's been a while.
I want to say the last time I played Portal might have been Portal Reloaded.
And how far did they get?
I can't answer that but I think I'll fix the tetromino bridge machine ringing thing.
I say I think because it's not in the schematics.
And what I'm doing is hack work at best.
Try it and see if it works.
Hack outside.
The green laser is bad with it.
Mother and father think of our discoveries as a language, a code.
But I think they're wrong.
They're so caught up in the technical details of running the experiments and upgrading the machine
that they're not paying attention to the patterns we're finding,
to the symmetries, the harmonies, the melodies.
The fundamental language of reality is a kind of music,
and it's beautiful.
The ET is an inherent property of the cosmos.
I love the way she looks at things.
Hmm.
Did we have done something wrong or other?
All right, let's start all over I guess.
The color of the laser makes some noise and it's on, so it's kind of a green.
There we go.
Nope, not correct actually, never mind.
There we go.
As always, we need to think of that Mario Party minigame.
That Mario Party minigame is so funny to me because I'm always in that minigame, I'm
I'm always trying to anticipate what my opponents, it's like, it's like Street Fighter.
I'm always trying to anticipate what they're going to do next, like what would make the
most amount of sense for them.
And then they proceed to never do that.
They're just like, it feels like they're just choosing at random.
So like, yeah, yeah, they're picking stuff like it's like, you can't use any logic
there at all.
It's kind of a good analogy for fighting games.
Me waiting for Kimberly to teleport and they never do.
Tell me the fate of Morals you trespass.
Your friend wanders and dreams, caught between moments.
He stands upon the bridge between yesterday and tomorrow.
His eyes fixed upon the surface of the sun.
And so the workings of Olympus are disrupted.
Pandora, fearing the wrath of the gods,
has broken the paths to its end.
Only Prometheus can help you, for he has always favored humankind over the gods, and must see an impasse pass into your hands, but he is bound in the heart of the mountain.
Break his chains, and he will show you the way.
I think it's safe to assume that Olympus is the entity's term for the megastructure.
It looks like our best chance of rescuing Byron is finding Cometheus in freeing.
How do you free a weird glowing ghost thing?
I suspect these entities exist within the megastructure systems and what we're seeing
is just how they manifest to communicate with us.
I don't really care what they are, for now, let's play along.
We're also not friends, there's no love in those quantum veins, uh...
They're like, they call themselves humans, I guess.
Okay.
South 2.
You know, I always kind of resented violin for being so charming and charismatic,
the dash and explorer, and one of the first companions, too.
Being the voice of caution is not a fun role to play.
Always having to be the responsible one, the killjoy.
The one who says, maybe that's too much.
But sometimes, it is too much.
It's not your fault.
You can right click.
The point of the game is shoot the laser.
What's up C1CGos?
How's it going dude?
In this area, we have an especially weird problem.
Something in one of the laps is going completely bananas, and I can't shut it down because I'm not.
Well, you! Come find me when you're ready!
Have you played any of the Hitman games? I played one of them a long time ago, and I don't like it.
I don't like Hitman.
Okay, what do we got?
oh wait that we this is the anti-gravity wall right yes it is I don't like Hitman because
when you go into a level it's like kill the kill this executive right he's blah blah blah
I was like, okay and there's like a number of like you can like there's like these elaborate
Kind of goofy mousetrap ways you can do it where like you have to do this take the steps
Right and then you kill him with like a chandelier falling on his head or are you killing with some elaborate way, right?
I didn't like that just to me that felt like I was like following a script and it felt lame
I just didn't like it.
The other thing you can do is play like a total asshole, run in there and like throw briefcases, shoot people, stack the bodies.
And like that was fun for like two minutes, and I didn't like that either.
So I didn't like, I didn't like either way. I didn't like playing by the script, and I didn't like playing not by the script.
So I think I just don't like the game actually.
I didn't like either option.
Hey, Mrs. Prinkle, thank you for the two months, appreciate that.
Hey, dude, congrats on the career change. Good luck. Thank you very much. I appreciate it sir
Look out there man
What is this a grab a shifter
Oh
So like let's say I
Okay, now we have a connector okay interesting
We had to call an arborist not long ago because we wanted to get one of our trees looked at because I was kind of worried
had like a lean but turns out the tree is totally fine and they went around and
looked at all of our trees here too.
Needed that ourselves.
Yeah, yeah.
There we go.
Cool.
You're finally to the gravity puzzles.
Got a cannon smash.
Yeah, I don't know it just didn't like hitman just didn't really grab me I guess
Shut up
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Matt Damon thinks you're five dollars.
Is it better than prime 4?
I mean bro it's hard to compare this with Metroid Prime 4.
So let's see.
They're not really comparable games.
Wee!
Ow!
Wee!
Ow.
How is this compared to Mario?
How is this combat through banjo?
Cool.
This is a better game than Mario is missing.
If you can only choose games that start with a single letter forever, what would you choose?
Oh man, I don't know.
I think I gotta go.
If you can only play games that start with a single letter, I think I might have to
go with D actually. Dark Souls, darkest dungeon, doom. I don't know. Might be D. Donkey Kong,
yeah. That's actually D is pretty good. And the other D, Elden Ring. I don't know, Elden
going to be out. Double D, dinosaur, death's door, death's face, bro, like, I just realized
that like so many of my favorite games begin with the letter D. I just realized. I did
not know that. Today I learned. I mean, S is a solid choice, right? How many games
begin with super, right? But love the D. S is, yeah, S is a good pick. Obviously,
T because of the how many games begin with the it's a question though I don't
think he would be a good choice right Elden ring I'm trying to think I was
trying to give any other games that began with a letter E
death of exile eternal ring Elden Ring earthbound
Elder Scrolls. That's good, wouldn't ya. The entire Elder Scrolls series. Excite bike.
Expedition 33. There you go. Although, actually it would be Claire Obscure, right? I don't
I don't know what I'm doing. What am I doing?
That's gonna be a good one. A lot of fantasy, fatal, I don't know, but...
Sarcastic, thank you for 31 months. I really appreciate that. Thank you very much.
So I feel like there are an unusually high amount of good games, or at least games that I really like that begin with the letter D.
I don't know why.
I just can't believe you see me now. You can keep that one actually.
I'm good.
So we need a red.
How many of these things am I capping attention how many of these things we have two
I
of
either played a dragon's dog, mom
I'm pretty sure that wouldn't also reach there, would it?
Oh, it'll just like stick there?
of
I don't think I'm getting it back
Is there no way to like drop it?
Let me start over.
We will have Diablo reset the more I do the more I think the first one was the best one
I spent ten times the hours playing Diablo 2.
I think I'd like to go play Diablo 1 at some point.
And we're going to connect this one here too.
Alright, so...
I don't know how I would get one here.
Um, theoretically...
...uh...
Do this.
Now try this.
Hey, thanks so much.
So that would work except this is not in the right spot.
But I believe we can do something about that.
Yeah.
Ah, half sword major PSU have the magic smoke.
Tract fate, thanks so much for the 6 months, I appreciate that, sir.
Thank you for watching.
There we go.
Hey, Gigi.
That was cool. I like that one.
Oh, track ball. I'm sorry, I thought it said track.
Sorry, bad eyes. Track ball. Thank you, Sub. I'm sorry.
Track bait, sorry about that.
It was the bait.
No.
Maybe it's time for new glasses.
CC chainsaw.
Thank you for the sudden.
Appreciate that.
Thank you CC.
Oh my god, what is this?
Uh, maybe CZChain's high, I presume that's her.
Is that large bag of Cheeto Puffs still, uh, empty and still sitting there?
No, I have to strain that I had a couple Cheetos.
My daughter had- my daughters had a couple Cheetos, and then we finished the bag.
The Cheetos are not in my office anymore.
I
I said she's not pretty used to me. I got these glasses like years and years ago. Actually, I'm probably I'm probably do
Oh my goodness.
That's amusing, okay.
A little dizzying.
How far are you in this? Well, I've never played this my first time playing the game, so I've never beaten it before.
I can tell you what, I don't know.
Oh, that was weird.
of
Uh, if that were to hit that...
I don't get motion sick, but holy hell, yeah.
Uh, each of you has two bonus points, like 100% of the main puzzle is probably 70, 75.
Make it so.
Uh, Thorne, take it if it's in two months?
Appreciate that.
Why am I still here?
Uh, maybe you're here for my personality?
Maybe you're here for the great community?
great community? Well maybe it's here because you're horny for a piece of green candy.
Ah, there's no other hero. I don't see an angle I can take. Is there like another thing
here that's it anonymous thank you for the gift sub I appreciate that thank you
very much you be stressful and controller thank you Thorin thank you
anonymous really appreciate that guys so I'm trying to get the blue into the blue
obviously and it's not going well
I mean, there's just something else I'm missing.
What else can I be missing here?
This jiggy is really hard to get.
I'm not sure what if anything that the box does for me here either
I am currently stumped. What's do you want for me?
I have a question but I'm afraid it's a spoiler. I don't want to get yelled at.
Does it block the laser door? The cube almost certainly no. That's not how the game works I
I don't think.
Hmm.
Could I?
Is this just like an angle we need?
Hey!
Ah. Angle found.
Okay, that was it. It was just that weird angle.
Okay, that's it.
Easy, easy.
This game is not related to Soma at all, is it?
Is it?
The level of evolution, he called it.
Athena and Cornelius were very kind to me.
And so was Byron, but he also made fun of me.
And oddly enough, that made me feel more like an equal than anything the others said.
Prygenic Bear, thank you so much for the sub, I appreciate that dude.
You know, I played Soma once, I enjoyed it, I kind of forgot almost everything there was about it.
I'd like to play it again at some point, to be honest.
Maybe like October or something, I don't know.
Barb, Dragon Quest 7 re-imagine reviews are on fire.
Barb, hear ye, hear ye.
Thanks for letting me know.
I think to me the state of gaming journalism is such that I do not trust reviews at all.
I have heard reviews and then I have seen so many reviews be really positive or something
and then I go into it and then I'm like what the fuck were they talking about that
I just, like, just completely have absolutely no meaning to me whatsoever anymore.
Yeah, they're utterly meaningless.
You only trust Mogulok? There you go.
I mean, honestly, find somebody whose opinions you align with and then go with them.
I don't know if you can see exactly what's written to have an idea.
Okay, the gravity shifter...
Did I even see a blue laser?
I don't remember if I'll ever see anyone.
Yeah, let's go, uh, let's go back.
Yeah, I don't know.
My game viewer, Mr. Barb, doesn't like my game on follow.
Trust me.
I think uh, I think of all people I would trust I don't think you would be one of them
Okay, I don't need this here anymore.
Oh, fuck.
Ah, so close.
So we're missing something else.
What are we missing?
I can't get everything over here, I don't know.
How much does color mess you over on the game?
I think like initially I was a little like, I was a little weirded out, but like everything's
fine. The colors are fine. There's really only three colors that matter, so...
Figure it out quickly. The one thing that got me was the combination of colors in like the laser
combiner, and that was pretty brief as well.
Hmm.
It's always rough.
Yeah, it seems so simple.
It goes back and got through really quickly.
all of a sudden I'm like now I'm like wait what
maybe we are missing a step
I have an idea.
Not sure how this is going to work, but...
Okay, I thought maybe it could like suck me up, but I don't think that's not how it works.
It would be, it would have to be off of that to take you that way.
Uh, let's go back, let's go start over here.
We have the pieces like the portal beams
Speaking of sucking me up how's the bar man doing if you get sucked up in front of your
Harleys are you really free? We used to lose to be a real country
Did you see the Billy Eyelash comments, is that what you call your name Eyelash, that's
not what you call your name right?
Everyone's having a good night.
Drunken Gems, thank you for the 54 months. I really appreciate that.
Thank you Drunken Gems.
I would sooner trust Rossi with flying and pain management lessons but one for the money
Uh, Jelonium, thank you for the bits.
I learned her name in a crossword.
So this is exactly where we were before.
Usually runs are satisfactory, what was the point of putting it on that other than chat
made me stop.
Satisfactory bro, I love satisfactory, are you kidding me?
Satisfactory was so much fun.
It's a very, very soothing, very enjoyable game.
I really like satisfactory.
I like it more than fact.
Have you played Factorio? You seem like the type that played Factorio.
I like satisfactory more than Factorio, but Factorio was also good, for sure.
Can you get through the box over there?
Uh, over where?
This question, over where?
It's very easy to spend a lot of time in satisfactory.
nuts and bolts and two we are very different
you know one commits the sin of murder in the other you know
to be committed to some of treachery and
uh... you know
nuts and bolts commit the sin of murder
Like, which one is better or worse? I don't know, man. They're both pretty bad.
Uh, Factorio was fun, man. I enjoyed Factorio. I like them both.
I just like Satisfactory a little bit more.
I don't know if you ever add them. I don't know if you ever heard about it.
I think there's a mod for Satisfactory that's just like the same game,
except it's like way harder.
So you just need, like, more shit.
Like, a lot more shit.
Like, instead of, like, 100 computers, you need, like,
2000 or something.
You stress that metaphor? I thought that metaphor was fairly succinct. Pardon me. I'm also trying
to focus on the puzzle. I think I played Kingdom Hearts again when I saw Lego, Mobile, and
nuts and bolts. Oh, you like the gummy ships? Oh, God, yeah.
Uh, I almost went about missing something. Probably not for me.
It's over here.
Okay, maybe
Maybe I've got the cart before the horse.
Maybe like I'm leaping ahead and I'm skipping a step.
And that's why this is not working.
They carved before the horse.
I
Like breed
That's uh, that's a hell of an angle.
But I don't know if that helps me though.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha!
Can you grab the fan? No, you can't.
So I'm trying to think of some other way to do this.
Is the first game any good?
Talos principle?
Is Talos 20 good?
Um...
I think the Talos principle, if you're looking for puzzles, like, yeah.
It's nowhere near as fun as something like Portal or Portal 2, but I think these games,
like, you know, I think both games are solid puzzle games.
i think they have a little bit of uh... delusions of grandeur over how
profound or interesting everything is going on here but
uh... you know they're not bad at all they're fine
Who have red herrings and all red herrings?
You can definitely like overthink stuff.
Well, yeah, exactly. The red herrings in the game are the ones you make for yourself, yeah.
The friends are made along the way.
Yeah, red herrings, but Bart thinks they're green herrings.
Hang on, guys. Let me just bathe him a beer back one sec.
Here be.
Hey, we're gonna go look at the answer real fast.
Alright guys, I thought when I went to the bathroom I just came up with a great idea.
I think I know how to solve it.
This came to me.
Let's see it. No, I have no idea.
So I was thinking like I could do like this, right?
And I could do this
But I don't think that like any of that benefits me like none of that does anything for me
How's your guys night going how's your guys Tuesday you guys doing good
most of our snow has melted here we had the crazy crazy snow man more damn snow
Oh
He looked up the answers on the toilet unlike me. I look up or slash rule 34 slash green man
Wow those silky curves those white
I can't I know what this looks like I know what it looks like I did not look
up the answer
we believe
my mini-mine come with a mug specifically for the
no no kid I don't know listen I don't know shit about
Uh, Stanley Muggs, Katie Bison. I'd be drinking out of a hose if it was my choice.
Holy. Shit. I just woke up next to a snoring green M&M.
There's blood, cum, and chocolate all over the bed and my ass burns like the sun.
I have no memory of anything. Alls I know is, I have to quit drinking. Stay sober, chat.
Oh.
I
Monster I'm thinking of the bits
Okay
But I don't know if that does anything for me either honestly, I can put that there.
What is the...
So that doesn't work either way because this has to be on the other side of that, right?
That's not going to work either way.
Well, I feel like that is the end point but we need to get that drill on the other
side I guess somehow or other. Is there some other thing anywhere?
of
I mean, I kind of feel like there's no other opening other than this, right?
Okay, so I think we're missing something here.
What are we missing?
Ah, am I going to be streaming during the Superbowl?
It's going to be Sunday night.
I don't know.
I'm probably going to go to Batard, eating Bulldog in the front of the room.
I once I legitimately haven't watched Superbowl in like a long time a lot of times I watched
Steamsale for layering games, cool.
Gotta watch the puppy bowl.
No, the Seahawks are not.
I don't really follow football, honestly, but no, I'm not a Seahawks fan.
Is there a word or a Herzog voice on TTS Monster?
big bouldock bowl.
feel like I'm missing something here. I know what I'm missing. I'm missing an additional
peace
I don't feel like what I'm trying to do is impossible.
That worked?
That, wait, that actually worked?
That was the answer?
sucks it through? That doesn't even seem like the solution. That feels like like a cheese or something.
Yeah.
Was that the solution, Jetta? Was that cheese? I honestly can't tell. I just closed it and it
sucked it through. I thought you couldn't pull a drill through a hole that... that it actually
was cheese? You can't pull it yourself, but the suction, the gravity thing can suck that
through I guess. Okay, fair enough I guess. The grab machine overrides that roll. Okay.
Okay, connector.
This is a... what is this?
This is one of the gravity guns.
Um, what's that?
Nachi just teaches you that, I guess so, yeah.
So if I hit the switch, it closes the gate and it turns on the fan, okay?
So the goal here is we need a red laser.
Does it make sense for you?
Just chill puzzling music.
I think the soundtrack of this game is like a little trying a little too hard, honestly
You look a nitpick, but I kind of wish it would chill a little bit sometimes
Like I don't think we need the orchestra when I solve the puzzle that took me like 15 seconds
I think it's not that serious
So I got gravity floor here and gravity up there
Well the way this had no music
Everything must have a majesty
Okay, I think before we do anything, let's get the gravity gun out of here.
I need to go get that other piece
Okay, so now we can go get that extra box
What?
Oh my god!
Uh, can I not?
Okay, maybe I'm not doing this correctly.
Uh, what if...
Is there any way for me to get this box down?
I don't know, man.
I feel so validated.
Why is that?
Hmm.
Yeah, there's a box right here.
I don't know what the other box would do for me.
on it and grab it I mean what how do you probably propose I do that
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm missing something.
He has an Australian targeted ad, it's clearly on point.
pull the grab through the force fields you can't there's there's another
gravity panel thing down there but I can't do that even still I think it
would be I don't think it wouldn't move it
I feel like I need to be able to grab this box, right?
Is this like glitch out or something?
Can I grab the ventilator?
I don't think so, no.
Oh, I can't- I swear to God, I tried that.
I swear to God, you will not believe me, but I swear I tried that.
still uh, still can't get it though
There we go.
Alright, we have a acquired box.
Ox has been acquired.
So now what we're going to need is...
Maybe we're done with this, I don't know.
We're going to need the fan here.
Okay, box here.
What's up here?
Hit the switch.
Fuck.
Uh, it didn't work.
I'm
There we go, I'll get-
Here's a go get the fan back one more time.
There we go, I'll get-
Here's a go-get-the-fan back one more time.
Dry finger fan hole.
Works.
Oh, maybe the box didn't need to go. Maybe the box the fan didn't need to go in the box. I don't know
What was this one called?
Step and release
I'm gonna check every fan. I've been trying that. I swear I tried that on the previous
one, but...
Hey, thanks so much flashed Xbox really appreciate the subject thank you very much
What was that thing?
This is a jammer I believe
Okay.
I don't know what what activates that other switch there
Maybe nothing Indie cakes thank you for the brand new Twitch Prime I greatly appreciate
that thank you very much I'd like more Metro and I don't want more Metro Prime 4 no idea
what those sales tell Nintendo I don't know they probably take the exact wrong lesson
from it to be honest. I think if you want more Metroid your best bet is to go
outside of Nintendo and outside of Metroid. Like I think Zexia Ammo is a
fantastic Metroidvania. The good news is our our soak song is a fantastic
Metroidvania. Like you're just gonna have to accept Metroidvania by her like
Metroid by another name you know what I mean.
So we need to get the jammer.
Is that a gem right?
Yes, gem.
Okay.
Um...
I'm
I'm honestly not sure what I'm doing here.
Uh, 111 James, stay with the sub.
Appreciate you dude, thank you, 111.
What do you mean?
Is it both of these that turns that off?
Okay.
Thank you, 1-1-1, James. Appreciate it. I hit that wretcher to decide to get help from
I mean, it's hard to say, you know, why Metroid Prime 4 did poorly or is a bad game, I don't know, I mean.
We're not really privy to the insides with Nintendo, but clearly, clearly Nintendo wasn't happy with it.
You know, clearly something was wrong, and, uh...
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe Metroid is just better as a 2D platformer like Sonic.
The person Metroid could work through, they just made it other way because of the app and the shitty controllers.
Why is good Nintendo hate it? Well, it's clear that the game went through a trouble development cycle, right?
Because they announced it and then they said they spin it.
Wasn't there like a big thing about how they started over on it?
Like you don't start over on a game because everybody's happy with it and having a great time making it and it's perfect
So like clearly something something was wrong
Yeah, yeah, they started over and changed dev teams. Yeah to me like that's
Something is clearly wrong. They want to make a Metroid. They've got the money. They've got the investments
They got it already
But something is that the pieces aren't coming together in the right way like or maybe or maybe maybe it's just like in a particular
Nintendo executive wasn't happy with how it's gone. Who knows? I don't know but something was wrong for sure
By the way
Happy Nintendo currently switches to severely underpowered a very little new games are getting released
Nintendo's release after Mario Kart and like, you know, we've had like a couple released here that it was really slow
But there's been a this has been a rough launch
They might add strong sales right off the bat, but they're kind of coasting man. We'll see
Not much to look forward to why that we got a Mario tennis and like that's like it right
If I want to get a red laser charge, I need to get the jammer out.
The only way to get the jammer out is with the anti-gravity.
So I can't go up there and also use the anti-gravity like and trade it up there again.
I don't think there's anything I can do here, right?
Yeah.
The fan is not going to help me at all.
of
home
So, we have the Jammer, and we have this.
He's gonna make me so mad.
If I could just get it to target the one in the back...
I said the one in the front.
How the hell am I going to get it to target the one in the back and not the one in the front?
Um, did that jam it?
Somehow I think that actually is, no, is it?
It is jamming I guess.
Ummm...
Is that cheese? I mean, I don't think we accomplished anything in the end.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not any closer. I thought maybe we were on to something, but no.
What the hell am I doing here?
Where the fan launches you? Anywhere the fan launches you up here. You have to get the straight up right here.
I mean I could go get the Jammer.
I don't really know what the Jammer does for me either though.
We're going to make Zelda Game Boy Color Remakes in that engine.
I kind of expect Nintendo to swing back inevitably, like right now, kind of slow, but I think
there will be a backstroke.
I think Nintendo will, uh, will swing once more.
It's like I'm missing another piece here, you know what I mean?
They have a new console with literally zero games.
They've got more than zero, but it's definitely not been like a super, oh my god, so many
games.
I think that the the saving grace of Nintendo here
itself it cannot
uh... but if it is to your state i did finish to your state yes
I'm your new viewer.
If I put this back in, is this going to lose its charge?
It does not.
It's not powering the door anymore though.
Oh my god, I'm dizzy.
Okay.
We're good?
There we go.
All right.
Ugh.
There we go.
Alright.
Oh
You solved the eighth puzzle, yes I did.
Two viewers during Talos Principle 2? No fucking way bro.
What's happening?
Losing all viewers.
Stop playing you know how's it going dude twice as you can imagine that's causing quite a bit of interference
What do I do you go in there and you switch it off shouldn't be hard
Okay, thanks for stopping me to tell me this incredible information
I
Burned a C. Shut down
Randall, thank you for the 60 months really appreciate that. Thank you Randall luch
Identify user
Unknown user
Uh, shut down.
Uh, load.
Uh, Anthropogony, a text adventure, uh, credits.
I quit.
Emergency shutdown.
What do I have to play this text adventure play?
have to play this text adventure play. You wake up in an impossible place knowing nothing.
Look around. You seem to be in a labyrinth of ancient crumbling walls. Beneath you is
an altar of some kind as if you were a sacrifice. The sky above you is a perfect cobalt blue
and you are startled by its beauty. Examine yourself. You find that you are shaped
like a human being and feel that your soul, along to that storied people, you are made
of bronze, you are a beautiful machine crafted with love and care and imbued with the power
to choose. You have gained knowledge of the self. A cold wind blows through the ruins
and you know without knowing how that is, it is the wind from the kingdom of Artemis.
It is the wind that brings with it whispers of mountains glimpsed across the stormy
sea and deep forest reads in frog in the long forgotten cities of your ancestors.
Spoil the labyrinth.
Uuugh.
Uuuhm.
You sent out the ruins, apprehensive but curious.
There is a strange kind of beauty here, the beauty of decay.
You must be careful not to imbibe too much of it.
Suddenly an echoing voice speaks to you.
Emergency shutdown settings, access denied, and in tones.
Error 1C1 blah blah blah.
The sting of death is sin.
What is this?
Leaving the lost children and fights behind you, you step onto a vast plain under a setting
sun.
Night is falling now and you can see the light of distant fires and the slopes of Olympus,
but you are not ready to ascend.
Only once you have found all three sitters of the path of divine flame be open.
The path leads to the south to the buried city of the Middle East north of the Garden of Hesperides.
Journey to the Buried City.
Kaladin, thank you for the 46 months.
I really appreciate that, thank you very much.
The buried city lies to the south.
It was once a place of great wisdom.
The philosophers of old stroll on its walkways, debating the nature of virtue and the soul.
Now the sands of the desert have claimed its streets and even its famed temple upon a hill
is slowly eroding. Search the ruins. Call it a next one for the sub. Appreciate it,
dude. Thank you very much. As you walk through the lost avenues of the buried city looking for a
signal, you come upon a strange sight. A procession of ghostly figures echoes of a forgotten past
or an unimaginable future trapped in a moment of celebration. They're smiling happy at peace
of the world. How do they make you feel sad? You decided these must be memories of the
past of the people who built this city and blah blah blah. Okay, reach out and take it
as you do. You have gained a sigil journey to the Garden of Hesperides. Your journey
The nymphs is read by a frightful burn figure standing alone in the sands of the desert.
Uh...
Fight!
Warning!
Output parameter exceeds protocol.
The nymphs lead you to a place where the crowns of the brass tree seem to grow together,
forming a kind of chamber strangely reminiscent of a chapel.
Then the chamber grows a small tree, made of bright blue steel,
upon this tree a single golden apple. Ask about the apple.
This apple, they say in unison, their isoglo confers the gift of deathlessness and true
wisdom. Many heroes and other few civilians have come to claim it, but all fall to the
final step. For you must know that deathlessness reveals the mortality of the world and
true wisdom it's unending folly. Who would take this burden upon themselves?
Punch a nymph.
How dare you punch me the nymph says in outrage. Alex didn't manage to implement a
proper response before the jam ended but there will be one in the final version.
Five three five eight
Okay, explain that the world needs you to succeed
You do not have this knowledge, okay say that you are strong enough to bear it
You speak well to yourself and you are right
But do not forget that you are human and others must bear this burden with you
You have gained a sigil, okay? Journey to Olympus.
Initiate shutdown.
I have stopped you for a reason. You complete your quest and send Olympus. Everything will burn.
Throw the sigils at Pandora.
Pandora is childish and will help you succeed. She is right however it does however make you
feel better.
Point out that Pandora is destabilizing the whole system.
Pandora has day since she sighs. You speak the truth, creature of play. Even I cannot
use the flame wisely.
Access granted.
Okay, emergency shut down.
Oh.
I wasn't dumb.
Okay.
He dies, he dies.
I'm off.
Goodbye.
Uh, enter the tower.
How high is Barrow?
What?
Uh, how does that mean?
Answer the question.
Street Fighter?
I
Like climb up somewhere over here, maybe
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
I got her
I'm just wrong.
Oh, that's not right.
Okay, let's start over I guess.
and
That's definitely not it.
And that's not right either man.
I don't know.
The hell dude.
Yeah, none of those, so it's definitely not this one to start.
And I can't do the others at all.
There's no way it's that one.
Mmm.
That means it would have to be this one.
Oh, yours just has to be.
Man, what am I doing wrong here?
I don't get it.
Yeah, it looks close, but it's not. You can't do this because of that.
For some reason I can't do that either. I don't know.
There's no way that's it.
Oh, maybe this is it?
No, I think this is maybe this is closer though.
There we go. Okay, okay. Got it.
Don't fire me!
He's ready for some cryptic vague posting.
You know, have little respect for the gods and instead the place to see them is given by hubris.
He asked questions that must not be asked and revealed secrets that should have remained hidden.
It is said for these offenses, he was kept to death by the people of the city.
Can you see the volume of his actions?
It is never possible to perceive the truth even if there is a cost.
Truth is the only foundation a future may be built on.
I don't but I believe it was Sradan's choice to make.
The world needs truth more than it needs one life, living without truth is not living.
I don't, but I believe it was Straton's choice to make.
Uh, maybe necessary sometimes.
to make this decision.
I am the one who has been forced by history to choose.
Those who put strata to death thought likewise.
Did they not have another choice?
Consider this as you approach the flame.
Mm-hmm. Alright.
I
Was surprisingly calm given how aggressive Pandora has been elsewhere. I
Didn't think she'd even want to talk to you
I'll talk with the idea that the entities might be at the phenomenon in some way
He said of course in the changes in the system. Maybe they just respond to them
Time for a zoom call, Bat Chest.
I think aside from the talking, the tetromino bridges are also kind of weak.
The puzzles themselves are pretty good, the tetromino bridges are good, so they feel like
busy work.
Well the teachers like here I do this through this worksheet, please
I remember when I was quite young, I was having trouble figuring out what I wanted to do.
I wanted to see the outside world, but even back then, that wasn't really encouraged.
I ran into Byron on Jameson Avenue completely by accident, and I was too nervous to talk
to him.
I mean, he was one of the first to hang out.
I don't watch a video.
sure has a hangover
How many worksheets do you average? I almost never did worksheets.
To be honest, the worksheets are not the worst thing.
Sometimes students want to put their head down.
They don't want to have some crazy lesson plans.
They just want to put their head down and do some work on something stupid.
It's an over-reliance on anything that becomes a problem.
I think one time I did a worksheet and I felt like my students were like grateful and I was like, oh
Weird you guys want or sheets, okay?
Rotate platform clockwise
So we have a blue and a green.
Keep looking.
When you when you use to actually try and school the occasional worksheet is nice for
you.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
your bar would be sick to see. Okay so this is the converter. We have red. So I don't
I don't have a storage thing.
So without a storage, how am I supposed to do this one?
Hmm
Can you give Chad a worksheet sometime
Who knows we're the kid Australia's time four kilometers rusty sort of get help for his mom so this was swept up to see mad lad
I actually did it
That's the crazy stories out there dude. There was there's a girl in Africa who like her friend got like
Basically eaten by an alligator like a crocodile
So she jumped on the crocodile and gouged out its eyes and saves her friend like saved her life
I was like that that girl is the fucking doom slayer like don't fuck with that girl. Holy shit
there's also the kid who was getting stung by wasps and
He was like going to die
So he was a big Dragon Ball Z fan
So he started powering up like Vegeta because he like he loves Dragon Ball Z and he apparently induced
He like made himself have a crazy adrenaline rush and he survived so he was like
He's just like made himself
Made himself have an adrenaline rush and he lived so yeah
Yeah, Vigito. Yeah, that's the excuse me that's that's the fusion
Between Goku and Vegeta and I think that that he said that that was like his favorite character. Thank you. Excuse me
God, you clearly don't know your Dragon Ball Z-Ball.
Am I, like, missing pieces here?
Well, there's the fusion dance and then there's the earrings, right?
I'll do Saga fucking Saga by the way.
How on earth is this possible?
I'll get it.
was Daima then? Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, Veki Tomato is the fusion of salad and tomatoes. And Dragon Balls are exactly as
described. And yes, Boo's secret blows.
Uh, Jelonium, thank you so much for the 500 bits, Rob, thank you for the sub, appreciate
do thank you very much so how the hell am I gonna get a blue over here though
There we go, okay.
You want to go to G-Device for Monster TTS?
Well, people this morning were doing the Batman TTS and they were doing it as Kevin from
the office and that shit was funny as hell.
Hang on one second, let me take a look at that.
I haven't looked at what TTS Monster has had in a while.
Let's see if there are any other good ones right now.
Bro, it sounds Kevin from the office.
It sounds like it.
Let's see.
Somebody said they added, what was it?
I don't see any new ones yeah I've got Adam and Megan yeah I've got that
Archibald, Degoth, yeah. Gunborg? Oh, the hell Gunborg is. Gustav? A Swedish voice? I don't know what Gustav sounds like.
Yeah, I don't see anything new lately. He's all like, he's all like pretty familiar.
Shijin Ping is on there. Yeah, I think I'll pass on that one.
Digoth is pretty, what is, what even is Digoth?
I think you can test them, yeah.
Oh, from Morrowind. Oh, I've never played Morrowind.
I'd like to. I'd like to play Morrowind someday.
I think Elder Scrolls fan? I'm not really sure I would call myself an Elder Scrolls fan.
I just really like Oblivion. I don't know what the Skyrim's okay too, but...
I don't know.
Whenever I try to make it taco, I get too excited and crush it
Wow for making this
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I ever wanted
I'm a taxelist, thank you, the bits.
it does yeah it does sound like Kevin yeah
I'm a bit confused as to where I'm actually going.
going though. Yeah. Not a ladder. Okay, so this is where I'm going. So I also need to
I need a red.
Ah, I'm all set.
I'm all set.
Oh my god.
Where's Rachel?
Where is she?
Swear to me.
Where is Rachel?
Where is she?
Swear to me.
Uh, promise, thank you for the bits, appreciate it dude.
I can't close this.
How am I going to get...
Oh my god, do that
Don't we're near as epic as the movie
They can enjoy the movie the least whenever I was actually trying to do anything
I feel like so my plan was you know like years ago. I was like, you know, it could be fun
What if I played like all the elder scrolls games going back to the start?
before the new Elder Scrolls came out and that was like eight years ago when
they announced the next Elder Scrolls so you know
yeah maybe in eight more years
Unless there's another thing somewhere here, I have to somehow...
I have to open this with one.
Ah, I thought we'd get you man, how's it going?
There we go.
Get over more tired.
Oh, hell yeah dude.
There we go.
does he want me to go to the data stream or does he want me to solve the puzzles?
you want me to do here.
Had pasta and chicken for dinner tonight.
And afterwards all that pasta hit me and I was like
ready to fall asleep. I was like I always sometimes thought of the idea of
I'm gonna take the night off, I'm just gonna tell people hey, I can't stream tonight, I'm going to bed.
I fantasize about that sometimes.
Second win hit me and I was good, but for a minute there I was like man.
Yeah, yeah, like for a minute I was like man, I'm going to bed dude.
Can't, I can't stream. I ate too much pasta.
It's over. We failed. Everything we thought we were doing. It's all ashes now.
I don't think you really believe that.
She's gone, Cornelius. She's gone because I failed her. She's gone because the machine
that I built killed her.
The itis, the macaroni sweats.
And now, she's nothing.
I know you don't want to hear this.
I know you want her to be perfect, to be blameless.
But you didn't kill her, Athena.
She killed herself.
She killed herself because she was reckless,
because she was naive.
And frankly, because she was a little arrogant, too.
She was reckless because I filled her head with dreams,
dreams of the future, of a better world,
A world that nobody wants.
No. No. It's not the dreams that killed her.
It's that we brought her here.
It's that we tried to build all this outside the city.
We raised her without people, without...
Still not eating fast food? Still not eating fast food.
The wilderness is for profits, my...
My wife was a... was a tempteress today.
She brought me a, um...
She brought me an egg McMuffin.
And I did not eat it.
It's too late
There's a temptress this morning
Stone Murder to think of the 13 months for you though. Yeah, I was sitting right next to me
That's just mean I think it's cuz her parents came over and they like brought over McDonald's
They lost their daughter
Right here in this ruin, Cornelius and Athena lost their daughter.
Miranda's dead.
So even the founder doesn't have perfect control over this technology.
Even the founder makes mistakes.
Byron was right in a way.
We turned the founder into something she never was.
She was never perfect.
She was never infallible.
No one is.
I understand why Byron saw two beer bar would have taken that a muffin. He wanted us to grow
But what if it all goes wrong if even the founder couldn't get it right? What hope do we have?
mistakes will happen but that bad things happen no matter what we do
but what if one mistake is enough one mistake was enough to kill Miranda and the energy
readings from inside the megastructure are insane what if we try to use it and blow a
hole in the planet.
uh
the plan will be fine in the long run.
okay that's probably true if you start thinking on that scale extinctions
disasters it's all inevitable but life will continue but then what about us you
can't just blow a hole in Mars
Every new technology has risen to how we survive.
All that's got this life so far has been our intelligence and technology.
Some of our ancestors were terrified of artificial intelligence, but it saved us.
Zasters are inevitable.
That's why we need more control over the material world.
rock put him in a bikini
sometimes positive aspects of our history all the times that things did
actually work out and the world was improved by our actions that's what
gave the founder hope that's why she in premieres came here even if it costs
than their daughter. Anyway, thanks for talking to me. The truth is, lately I sometimes feel
kind of lost. The universe is vast and threatening. History is depressing and I need something
to hold on to. Something other than fear. I have to figure out what that is.
Cool. You're welcome.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I know you're looking forward to meeting you.
hammer 40k was right depressed millennial robots
how far away is puzzle number three she's gonna run like a fucking marathon
together. Dismantling. If I stand here and let this smush me, will this kill me? Damn.
I was hoping that it would like crumple me like a soda can.
I
Huh
So that moves out over there.
And I can put that on here and do this.
But as soon as I step off of this, then I won't be able to teleport there anymore, so...
yeah.
Is there something else around here?
If I put both of these up here and then I step on it.
Well, it worked, but, ah, trying to like quickly get off there, right?
Yeah DC AC I think that was when Katie walked in and yeah that's what that death was caused
by the Egg McMuffin the temptation.
It was the death during the ice when I looked away and then like I spun out.
Oh, she brought me one today and I didn't need it.
Thank you very much.
Not that it fucking matters to you.
Don't succumb, I don't, I trust me. I don't want it.
I'm not wanting them good.
What am I missing here?
There we go, that's what I'm missing.
You guys look like you're just insane.
Now that I've got this put soda.
That'd be good too.
How's night time is one to see the day glow stuff like like nuts and bolts all dude you
We missed out man, so brave.
Oh, all right, easy.
Try picking up another addiction to fill the void like crack cocaine.
Yeah, maybe, something good.
That was raffle coptering at nuts and bolts.
Yeah that game sucks. It's not a good game.
Yeah I know.
I've quit soda before multiple times. Now I have to fucking do it again.
I
Great condo it was great content really
Okay.
Ah.
Good, bad, who knows?
Hmm.
Uh, hell, what am I doing here?
He ruined me three times more different than cocaine, and at first I drank flavored soda
while I thought it was disgusting, now I think it's pretty good.
I'm gonna do crack it, no prior dicks, and sell them, seek it out, or get hooked
because of its awful effects.
Would I rate Banjo into some bolts out of 10?
I'll say three and a half out of 10.
Sounds generous.
It's more than it deserves. Are all the good games from September done? No, I still have to play Battlebrothers, Dark Souls 3, Randomizer.
Still got more to do?
I was going to disconnect that, but let's just get this out first.
Okay.
Simply mortified.
Thank you very much.
The other end Friday.
Yes, I'll be playing DO3 as soon as I am able.
So I don't really understand the purpose of the drill.
the
73 puzzles complete.
Sula-cans!
Thank you very much.
There we go, did you?
What is worth?
I've honestly kind of enjoyed the puzzles on this one, they've been, they've been fun.
they let you kill the robots apparently there are different endings to the game
apparently
And I thought we weren't- thought we weren't done yet.
Oh
What's a dead cow how's it going?
There were discussions. Yeah, this happened tonight. I'm triggered
As you know, we have a percentage of the NFL DNA that gives you thicker blood
It's gonna reduce chance of cholesterol but increase chance of blood clots
So water is very important just wanted to add that discussion about water. I think water is important regardless, right?
Water is good
Kind of need it
Okay, I don't think I was supposed to jump in here and I don't think there's I don't think there's a way out of here now either
Okay, let's just start back. I guess weird
What is gross fish fucking it helps your body function better
Okay, so there is a red here
Okay, another one of these.
Was that the whole puzzle actually?
That was the whole puzzle.
Getting seasick. That was a funny one.
Displacement
Okay
Um, is there been one sitting?
Um, I haven't, I've played this for a couple of like, on and off a little bit.
I think I started it on Saturday?
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
Um.
Okay.
Um
I'm gonna be the witness a yes, I actually did I did be the witness
That guys and I screw myself here
I guess screwed myself. Oh, that's most of not screw myself though. Oh
Okay, that should be fun
There we go.
As this requires a blue...
Those are really easy.
I'm like burning through these so fast now.
I'm 7.
The puzzle genius.
I've learned to think with lasers above.
I don't think so.
I thought this game's pretty linear.
You kind of have to do that.
I think you kind of have to do things in the order you do.
But I don't know.
Okay, what do we have?
I'm sure we haven't done that, but sometimes finding them is harder than the puzzle at
all really.
It's about as linear as the first one, hey thank you.
Hey Miao!
Okay Miao, did you guys see me?
Nice Miao.
Hello.
Hello. Why does everyone sexualize them but not Skittles?
Be the first. Start a trend.
Go for it dude. Tell us all about how you want to...
...port a kid to Skittle.
Please no.
Make it so.
dog is this?
Uh, Sid Hoffman, negative of the sub, negative of the 27 months, I'm really appreciate that.
If late at night the babies are asleep, the coast is clear, I can come to his office.
it's
his bed still here he just doesn't use it
Oh, geez.
Right out my keyboard.
Oh, geez.
Right out my keyboard.
Oh
You
The cow has returned.
Yeah, he's the nice male.
My daughter today, we were playing with, like, toy flowers, and she was calling them flousers.
And I was dying, it was so cute.
Fucking flousers, dude.
Hmm.
If you dare get it on my daughter, she's two years old.
Okay, hang on.
Who's up Acelon to watch you play, what do you think of it?
I like the ideas of Acelon, I thought it was kind of charming, it was cute.
I thought it was very easy.
I think it was very watered down. I think that there was no need for five characters at all, especially when you get two of them kind of in the 11th hour and like the game's almost over.
Um...
I think there could have been a lot better level design in terms of difficulty, you know.
The level design, like the world design kind of fell down like it wasn't very good.
Um...
That's all though, like I enjoyed it.
It certainly wasn't like, oh man, this game is terrible, nothing like that for sure.
Is this ever-hitting?
So that does hit.
It's definitely not a bad game
Hey, there we go.
Well, again, I'm telling you about a game called Astalon.
It is Metroidvania.
I think you're all a bunch of milk toasts.
Robots with fucking bland personalities that speak in vague platitudes about one another
And I don't really see much value in your existence to begin with. I'm not even sure you're alive
I'm so happy you're done with banjo. Yes, very happy very happy. I'm no banjo. Jesus
I don't think you've passed the burden of proof that you are a living sentient being for my
face.
Sorry guys, I'm just getting ready for the war on Cyberstan and Helldivers.
Ah.
Now we have sealed Banjo up in the way they seal up Imhotep in the beginning of the mummy.
We buried him in a sarcophagus and we dumped the fucking scarabs all over him.
Oh, fuck am I doing here?
Oh, I can just walk- I get confused sometimes, like I don't realize I can walk through these.
Shut up, bird!
Fuck off, Jesus!
I
God go away
I
Birds have had a banjo, I'm not happy with me.
Why are the birds a fucking annoying?
I
Why
of
the
death
of
death
I don't think you can do that.
So
Are there like a loop to come back every two seconds?
So, don't want to keep those cats up fucking that one.
I
I might be approaching this one all wrong.
I
Hmm.
I was trying to disconnect this one, is what I was trying to do.
I don't know if that's possible?
Is that even possible?
I don't know if I can do that.
The red beam's coming from over there.
But as soon as I do that, it's going to cut that beam and then cut off that one.
So I don't even think what I'm trying to do is possible.
I thought I was gonna start over.
so I mean
This is where it has to end up.
I'm going to go through the window but bars were not the full on great.
This word has to end up because this word of blue has to connect.
The question is how do I achieve that?
I get to do this, right?
Oh!
So I was massively overthinking it.
Okay.
I was way...
So like, it's kind of weird how they give you like an additional piece there.
Huh.
I was like yeah this is this is why I was over thinking of the American crow
called the Spratwick inches is a medium-sized corded found widespread
throughout New Jerusalem all black and car the crow can be readily identified
by its walkers called Cornuents extremely intelligent these crows are
often seen gooey
Fox died exhibits what's up fox died
every time. What's up Captain Atlas? How's it going?
Oh, shit.
Somebody, bro, look at the privilege.
Somebody else finished my TTS, dude.
Look at the privilege on this guy.
I was not that bad!
Okay, let's try this one.
This music sounds like into the bridge music.
Extremely intelligent.
These crows are often seen guiding our intelligence animals in their midst with swooping behavior
to growl and herd the animals around. Especially dumbbusses who can't solve puzzles.
Hey FoxDai, thanks so much for the bits man, but we appreciate it. I know that was a lot
of hard work to make sure that bit transaction went through. I just wanted to personally
thank you.
I don't know why the M&M crew is making me laugh so much.
So stupid dude.
I think it was the timing, because the bird had been clawing at me for so long.
Hahahaha.
Prometheus was found for many years. His torment seemingly eternal. Until one day, Zeus commanded his son, the great hero Hercules, to flee the Titan from the Rock. Why did Zeus relent?
Uh, Zeus nearly needed his son Prometheus' help.
is helping those you love more important than justice.
Justice is vague, people are real.
A foolish answer, honest and unconciliated.
I hope you find the mistletoe in it.
The Time of Dreams is a talent creature of clay.
To save your friend, you must do as her at least did.
But what will follow, none can see.
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Do
Structures I mean again
Assemble at the beats all as soon as possible
Melville keep an eye on the energy readings, please
All right, I'll chat. I think what we're gonna do there is we are gonna call it there for the evening
I would like you boss fight time. Yeah boss puzzle
Guys, thank you guys for watching. Thank you for hanging. I hope you guys enjoyed today's stream
I'll be back streaming tomorrow morning. Hopefully I will see you guys then in the meantime. Well, let's go find somebody
Who is streaming? Let's go read somebody. Thanks for watching. I appreciate you guys. Let's see. Where are we going?
Let's go red
They guys bring it that I appreciate you guys. Let's me throw you guys to
Say resident evil
Arknights, what the hell is Arknights?
I've never heard of that.
I will throw you guys to PanjiaPanga, who is currently playing Super Mario Maker 2.
Guys, thank you guys for watching.
Thank you guys very much.
Go check out Mr. PanjiaPanga.
He is playing some Mario Maker 2.
You perhaps know him from making Superdram World 3 and a bunch of other rom-nacks.
Thank you guys, I love you guys, go check out PangeaPanga, go Raid!
I'll see you guys next time. Bye guys, have a good one! I'll see you guys later. Bye-bye!