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Yeah, what's up guys, how's it going? Good morning, happy Wednesday. Hope you guys are
all doing well. What's up everybody? We are jumping in today to a crossword puzzle. I
I don't think and do we get the days crossword or we jump in some video games. How are you guys all?
Good morning
Happy Wednesday. How are you guys doing? Good morning still waiting for a neo3. We'll still know neo3, you know
Early access up only that for me. So I gotta wait till uh till Friday to play that I guess
How are you guys all?
Thanks so much. I was like, uh
Okay, I'm tired, Diggmin Sub, Gigatobad Diggmin Sub,
I'll end Diggmin Sub.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
How are you guys all?
Fuck Neo, more Banjo, no, no Banjo, sorry.
We are all done with Banjo, thank goodness for that.
Dullset.
I'm so bad at this in the end, but I'm gonna miss.
Dullset Diggmin Sub, thank you for that,
41 months, really appreciate that.
Skittles are better than M&Ms.
I'll tell you what, I like sour skittles.
I haven't had those in a long time,
Although, I also haven't had Skittles period in a long time, but I do like sour Skittles, and I'm a big fan of sour Skittles.
Banjo, Banjo has been sealed away in Hamu Naptra.
No more Banjo, thank god for that.
How would you say?
Peanut M&Ms are tops?
Yeah, dude, I love peanut M&Ms, hell yeah.
I try not to eat these things very often, I really try not to.
We'll see them again next year, we'll see, hopefully not.
I fucking hate banjo. Well, it's all dead. No more banjo. I think it is fast
move this here and
We'll get started
Please cross for
Yeah, yeah, it's been a while
Hamunaptra that is the city where emotes have was sealed in the mummy
We've sealed away the evil the evil is gone forever
All right, let's get a rock and let's begin that today's crossword guys.
I used to think you probably would have half an F and sugar.
I could go without half an F, but I prefer definitely need a little bit, at least a little bit of sugar.
All right, excerpt from a film.
A clip.
Uh, like back legs, would you say like hind legs, Wander's roams, highway division, purple
berry and healthy smoothies.
I don't know, are Asai berries, are they purple?
Eliminated from below.
Ah, Cthulhuca, thank you for the nine months. We should that be Cthulhuca?
Illuminative from below.
Food Thickener made from seaweed.
Takes of snooze. Uh, naps?
This would be the... witty gritty.
Good morning, Bob. Already five years?
Wow. Good luck with the crossword.
Uh, Galladar, I think, over the 60 months.
We should have that, thank you, Galladar.
Get ready.
Prepare. I think Galladar's 60 months, man.
Word before bar or drink.
I have no idea.
Sports? Sports bar? Sports drink? Sports?
Contents of a barn snack.
Uh...
They're like, oops. Hey.
Uh...
Nursing spots. Okay, when they say nursing, do they mean like, I'm a nurse or the doctor?
I mean nursing as in like a nipple like nursing a baby this would be east south
east a boob very pale like pallid inkers tool the Sun for one a star
common living room piece the green am am fingers thank you for the 17 months
we should that dude common living room piece a table sofa chair I could be like
anything big name in volleyball's couch yeah like this voids still a volleyball
mimic volleyball's hi a lie basket I had no idea damn to move I'm thinking
those 74 months. Appreciate it, dude. Went as a passenger. Road. The only Canadian MLB
city for short and be Toronto, right? So would that be TRT or TRN? I'd say TRT. Consumed
Uncook, ate, raw.
Look of the recently woken.
And I am the recently, recently woken myself.
Make a measurable difference for what the answer to the start clues do.
Honeycrisp is a kind of apple, right?
The shoe bottom is your soul.
Hubbub's, I suspect this might be a do's,
But I'll wait.
Uh, Yoshi's Fangirl, I'll thank you for the 95 months.
Appreciate that, dude.
Give stars to...
...or...
...with yarn.
Let me knit.
NHL venue.
Uh, the Yoshi's Fangirl.
Uh, there might be like an ice rink, right?
There's no word rink.
I'll wait on that, though.
Romantic meeting.
Like a date, a trist, goes out with disappointing report card grades.
Alright, let's wait.
Streambar woke.
A jewelry fastener that be a clasp.
Golden beer, a lager.
amazed in all outer-edge
riffery grumpy good luck food hangry I came I saw I conquered I kind of wonder
I want to evaluate Napa.
Like a disk or a disk.
Either way, we'll figure it out.
Encounter.
Okay, this is Opine for sure.
So that means this is not a sports bar or a sports drink.
Encounter will be ran into, I think.
Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl.
Superheroes.
Inward University. Total dump is uh, Stuy.
Toffee Bar? I mean I can't do crosswords for Toffee.
Brownish gray engraved movie now a weasel with a short isn't that like a stout sir
it's something like that I don't know the name
Uh, pessimistic description of a glass, perhaps.
Half empty.
Super Mario character who looks like a mushroom.
Toad.
Picked up in a way.
Let's be James Cameron.
Most serious.
Roles who blank and non-profit that in sports stem initiatives.
Religious beliefs, tenets, parts, oh, parts would be roles, contradicts.
I told you I have vocalists without company.
Glassroom, workspaces, uh, desks.
Sounds of a, this room would be, tisks.
Sharpen as a knife is hone.
Gallery display.
Of course, there is par.
So this is a set of tools, a ship sewing machine.
So let me cut off Hang on one sec
I think you can more or less see what I see now
Maybe like a little bit is cut off This trotter just free you can also always
do yourself to if you wanted to.
Uh, there's got to be hay, right?
This is non bread.
Very pale as Ashen.
Is it a stote?
Is that right?
Stote.
Hmm.
They just call it Ray Ray, some sort of weasel, right?
You learn non and roti are different, I don't know if I've ever had either honestly.
a measurable difference or what the answers to the starred clues do.
I don't know if TRT is right for Toronto.
This is the tr- I think I said it earlier, Trist.
Uh, Gallaudet's play is Arch, and then I guess this is...
Give Stars to his rates.
Hmm. Yeah, maybe TOR, maybe. Consumed untruth, would that be each row? Like, uh, oh, weird.
I almost wonder if James is wrong.
Director, like James might be a...
A red herring here, right?
Because this says consumed uncooked.
You James raw, I'd be eight raw, right?
I wonder if James Cameron is actually like a...
A red herring there.
Hmm, well, this is a polygraph or like a lie detector, right?
he just came in
very much a person and not a fish
uh...
all god is this
this is a fuck i don't know i actually want the answer is this top
record
this is one of these
this is one of these color normie is this right pretty sure this is right
right
uh... dealer thank you for the study of this one of these fucking fake fake
colors
deep state wants you to believe
This is Teeth.
And Grave is Etch.
This is definitely a couch.
Tattoo.
I'm not even sure how you say it. How do you even say this word?
Top A? Top?
I've had too much talk to myself to know about colors.
I'm colorblind.
Bro, you know, I have been radicalized over years
of me being like, oh, this is blue, right?
It's like, actually, it's more of a sky cobalt.
That has happened to me hundreds of times in my life.
I am radicalized. I've gone to, I've heard it too much.
Sick of it. It's not brown.
It's-it's more of a...
It's more of an earthy...
It's really like, I don't know how to fucking...
I'm fully radicalized!
It's blue, goddammit!
Can't you just say light blue?
Can't you say dark purple?
No, we have to invent new colors.
Fuck off.
This is road.
What is a pasture road?
Most serious, gravest.
Move the needle.
All these are about moving needles.
This might be, I don't know if you would say like, tattoo pen, the tattoo needle.
It goes out with seas, this is bad head.
I recently invented a new color by mixing blue and yellow.
I call it blello.
Without company alone.
Whoa, thank you for the 14 months, really appreciate that.
Okay, I said this earlier, this is a hockey rink.
Thank you very much, whoa.
I also said this, this is a dues.
Picked up in a way over heard and I guess this must be Eddie Vedder, Pearl Jam, I don't
know, I don't know, Pearl Jam Vocalist, I have no idea, so this must be these I guess.
So this must be Tor for Toronto.
Hmm, you're a weird owl song.
Uh, is it a Heath bar?
A Heath bar?
And where before bar or drink?
Energy bar, energy drink?
This is a G suit?
G suit.
Unseen right to me.
Is that like a jumpsuit or like a flight suit?
A G suit?
I don't know, maybe.
Hmm.
Hmm
You do a G ride G-Force, I don't know I guess I don't know I don't know much about flight
I don't know if they're called G suits or not
Don't like a flight suit, maybe or a jumpsuit
For goosuits
I'm so happy for your stream things when you know, I'm always happy to see you. Well, what's up anathema? How's it going?
I don't know shit about uh, Hyaline.
I don't know what this is.
Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl are their husband and wife, right?
They are superheroes.
I don't know what else to say, like, what the fuck even fits here, right? I don't know.
They are hot.
What the fuck is Giles?
Highly is like sports where they have like a little
Baskets and they throw a ball at a wall
And like the ball the bat like throw the ball like 150 miles an hour or some shit
Yeah, it's so dangerous to wear like a face face mask
Yeah
Right, right.
Uh, Keven, thank you for the stuff, it's a sport.
I don't think it's a particularly popular sport.
I'm sure it's popular somewhere, but I have no idea.
I've never seen a plate, honestly.
I just know about it.
Is this the ASPCA?
Popular Miami?
Okay.
When I was young, my mom used to, I don't know if it's, it's gotta be more of an 80s
thing, I guess, or like an 80s, 90s thing, but I know my parents when I was young, these
play a lot of racquetball I don't think racquetball is so big anymore but they
just play a lot of that is this a tattoo gun
pickle pickleball yeah yeah 80s as shit right pickleball is a new I've
I've never even heard a pickleball.
Is it really?
I'm a little, uh, I'm a little
baffled on 11 down, honestly.
This is girls who code?
I'm pretty stuck here.
Illuminated from below.
My old job built a brand new building with pickleball courts in the gym and then laid
off 90% of the workers.
It's gonna make you angry when you get it.
So I don't get it.
I'm gonna get it from below.
If I go and check the spell check, I think I've got everything right.
I'm not angry at the puzzle.
You got plenty wrong, let's say.
Oh, I do have something wrong.
Ahhhh, is this encounter, it's run into, and then this is not a, it's not a teat, it's a teat, there we go, one's easy enough.
Oh, shit, that makes a lot more sense.
Oplit.
And this is an alter egos.
Alter egos.
Is this a yenta?
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
is Yenta Yiddish and the highlight basket is Kesta Asesta. Alright. The hell's a Yenta?
I think it's Yiddish, right? Oh no. Hang on. I'm going to google it here. Yenta. Oh, it's
It's North American English, I don't know, a nosy yenta, a woman who was a gossip or
a busybody.
Origin Yiddish, okay, I was right, it's originally a given name, apparently, all right.
They have it.
All right, guys, one second.
A Karen, I think Karen and yenta would be different, right?
All right guys place your bets our prediction
How many guesses will be a chat place your bets
Heron is a British word for a busy not nosy busy, buddy
There was one chick named yenta who fucked it up for everybody else you need some bread
What games am I going to play today?
I may try to finish Talos Principle 2.
Kind of sitting around, tapping my foot, waiting for fucking Nioh 3, honestly.
Tearscape was pretty fun.
I enjoyed it.
I'd say like 7 out of 10 for that game.
the game. I think there's a lot of potential to expand it. There's like a lot more you
can do with it, but still though, like really, really cool. Enjoyed it a lot.
Been wrapping up a lot of stuff lately. I know. We worked busy here.
I thought it was a pretty solid length. Hang on, how long was Tearscape for me?
Okay, um, Tearscape was seven hours, you know, honestly, I don't think, uh, I don't think it needed to be longer.
I think that that was a pretty good length, to be honest.
I think, uh, some games, it's, I think with games, it's not about wanting it to be too long or too short.
You want it to be the right length.
I think seven hours for that game was about right, honestly.
I think so song might have been a little too long not that much maybe like 10% 15% too long
could have been a little shorter did I have the twins yet they're over two years old bro
I have two two-year-old twins
Am I gonna play neil one and two to four three comes on enough time
Time traveler oh no
Katie is salty thank you for the sub appreciate it dude. Thank you very much
No, that's okay. I got I've to be probably maybe has a million for what but two two-year-old babies again
just heard them shrieking now. Yeah, they're amazing. They love them. I keep their names
private. Yeah, sometimes people don't watch every day jazz, sometimes people check back
in after a long time. So that's fine. How do people get it early? They must have got
a code or something all right our first word my first word let's go with
something a little weird how about oh pine something strange okay I actually
could be bad. That could be really bad. I mean this could be anything. Yeah, this is
This is actually terrible.
I think at this point we just gotta get lucky.
Grime.
Yeah, this is terrible.
I don't know what to do with it.
Shied?
There we go, alright, it was terrible, but we got it.
Alright, the answer was three guesses, Chad.
There you go.
At what point, no shot, is that even a word?
Yeah, to chide is like, if Chad is making non-stop, I want to fuck the green end of
I want to fuck the green M&M. I'd probably be like, alright Chad, that's enough. Like, let's stop.
Chiding is like, you know, like admonishing or like, no, no, no, don't do that. Like,
kind of like, discipline. That kind of deal. To discipline, right. Yeah, that's what I mean.
I wanna fuck the green M&M. I wanna fuck the green M&M. I wanna fuck the green M&M.
I want to fuck with you now.
Now, now, now, now, Tylenol.
That's enough now.
Chide means asserting dominance.
There's no better than to use big words to explain things.
The time out corner.
Get chided.
Tylenol has been chided, yes he has.
Why are there five plus year subs giving help in Word All?
Well, I'd like to think I, you know, I know you, I know ha ha Barb is so stupid ha ha, but I'd like to think I'm actually pretty good at word loss, like I'm pretty, I'm not, I'm not a complete fucking idiot, honestly, but you know, whatever I guess.
Uh...
I'm still recovering from the sexual nature of the Mr. Big Bar.
Uh, bearded cat, thank you for the 67 months. Really appreciate that, thank you bearded cat.
All right
Changing over I want to be chided by Bob about loot advances to the green M&M
I want to be chided by Bob about loot advances to the green M&M now now while film that's enough now
Alright, yeah, we are jumping back into Talos Principle 2, the most hype puzzle game of
all time.
I'm back into it.
I'm playing this since this weekend, and I think we are close to finishing.
Let us continue.
I have honestly been kind of enjoying it.
Yeah, honestly, been kind of enjoying it.
This is yet another puzzle game that involves activating the lazories.
Alright, so we're going back to where we left off last night.
Holy bitrate, fucking killed the bitrate.
He loves puzzles.
I've kind of enjoyed it.
I think this game has a little bit too much yapping and blah blah blah for my tastes,
but I kind of miss puzzle games I mostly want to be completely alone without any talking
whatsoever.
Um, it gives you a little too much talking for my taste.
Uh, I travel to... Mega Structure.
So we're finding Prometheus and freeing whether Pantora likes it or not.
Here's how this mission is going to go.
Okay, it's clear to me that you have some kind of special affinity for this place.
And that the entities respond to you more strongly than they do to us.
So, once you're inside, I want you to take point.
Do whatever you need to free Prometheus.
But remember that our prime objective is to save our friend.
Now, Will, I want you to stay in the vehicle.
Oh, come on, take away.
I'm going to stay behind as protocol requires.
I don't love the idea of sitting this one out.
Byron is my oldest friend, but we're doing this by the look of it.
Oh, and ain't a man yet of strength.
She will do around.
I would know you'd enter the line.
I want to feel the new guy in the snickers take fame.
I want the green M&M to watch the circus peanut with me like a lion.
My mom machine, thank you for the bits.
We have many lasers.
Whole lot of lasers.
A lot of, I feel like a lot of the philosophical, I wouldn't really say the game's philosophy
is bothering me because I feel like a lot of it is just so like weak and soft that it
makes like no impression on me whatsoever of like blah blah blah.
It mostly feels like blah blah blah saying like lots of words saying like basically nothing.
I'm more or less just playing it for the puzzles to be honest.
Alright, I'm taking us in.
Let's hope we can find the big guy.
Can you give me the name of the game you were playing that seems like Bloodborne, but 8 bits.
The name of the game was Tearscape.
It was the name of the game.
Yeah, it's weird.
We're robots, but we call ourselves humans.
It's kind of weird.
Ah, Windy Fiat, making it 60 months.
Did Florida actually get, uh, did it actually get snow?
30s. Tampa got Florida? That's crazy, man. I wonder what the record snowfall for Tampa
Florida's. Alice Thelos, thank you very much for this one. I appreciate it for 57 months.
Whatever they just got is probably the record.
That's crap.
Tampa has a record snowfall of 0.2 inches, that's pretty funny.
Get a dust in there last night.
Hey, I found another elevator. My favorite.
Uh, I think Alastelos for the 57 months. We're good, man.
Once again, I have no idea where I am. No sign up for Meteos so far. Hope you're doing better, okay?
I know I've said this before, but look at the size of this, how can all of this be one
machine?
I'm on the east coast of Florida and I'm over the coal, oh boohoo.
It's fucking February man, like January-February.
You'll be back, you'll be back to 89 degrees and 90% humidity soon enough.
just swamp ass. I'll stay in the cold and winter as long as I can fucking get it to
be honest. It's the title screen!
be careful one K we don't know what's down there it looks a little like Korean
Jesus to me
hang on one second you guys know about Korean Jesus
The Google was ready.
Here's Korean Jesus.
The Korean statue depicts Jesus as so jet-less like his last supper was pure protein.
Ah, Talonal, thanks a bit!
J.Lorriro, thank you for the 54 months.
Well, we appreciate it. Thank you very much.
Remove the chain pins.
Why is the game angel thumping?
Apparently, something of some kind of significance is happening.
Uh, whoa.
Trippy.
Um, hmm.
Man, I'm pretty sure it like has to be this.
Now it may be this now.
There we go, okay, weird.
There we go.
Oh
There we go
Ram
Take the pen
Should we be freeing the biggest motherfucker who ever lived?
Is this thing is going to turn alive or who knows, right?
Should we be questioning this, perhaps?
God of wartime.
That would be quite the left turn for this game.
We got no legs
Yeah
Shadow the Colossal Situation.
You're more to the next God of War, Marathon.
Oh, hell yeah, some day.
I think it's been about like maybe once a year or so.
I don't even recall if I played them last year or not.
Probably good.
Uh...
Okay, let's run back.
30 minute Nintendo Partner Showcase tomorrow.
Oh boy.
Siding stuff.
I have played the PSP ones.
I only played them once though.
The PSP God of Wars are fine.
They're not, they're not the wrong one.
Metroid Prime 4 announcement, I kinda doubt it.
No, that's not right.
There we go.
We're only putting up a Nintendo Direct, but Nintendo still hasn't anything of their own
stuff really.
I don't know what's going on with Nintendo, man, yeah, they've been very slow, we'll see
though. So this is an anti gravity piece I guess.
Hey, thanks so much, Antillies!
Appreciate that, thank you for the sub, dude.
Uh, games and tweed, thank you for the raid.
I'm sure that has gone.
Uh, welcome on in.
What was, uh, what was, uh, what was he playing today?
Hmm.
The Kaizo hack, ugh.
Staycation, am I playing the one I probably have?
I'm doing the don't you ask to treat them all sitting at at Kaiser Mario
There we go.
Has Talos too.
I mean it's like the first game, you know, puzzles, but a lot of talking in this one,
The puzzles are fun.
A lot of blah blah blah.
Every once in a while, they stop the game to have a zoom call with like four other robots and it's like, bro, shut up.
Puzzles have been fine though.
Hmm.
Alright.
Why are robots liberating Korean Jesus?
They don't point out how to solve a reposal. It's true. They could have done way worse with the robot companions. They really could have, but...
I would have preferred if they didn't exist at all.
Uh, Saddlesore, thank you for the suck, thank you for the 71 months.
Appreciate that dude.
Yeah, there's a lot of light beam and those, that's definitely part of it for sure.
suspect we'll be back to light beam puzzles very soon I just wanted to say
this before it got too late to have too many people who hear it I want to hug the green m&m
I want to hug the green m&m I want to hug the green m&m where is the green
alien man I want to hug that candy and I am an amore the perspire that I put now
and my own arms
I love holding the green man in my own arms, and I am happy
Oh
Dump chest even the 500 bits
of
and
The
streamer has chosen to fa-
Yeah, that was a really bad sneeze.
Have I ever done a reel? Every sneeze has been fake, every single one.
I wonder often, how often do people sneeze on a day-to-day basis?
I feel like I sneeze in an above average amount of time, but I also have allergies, so I don't know.
Sneezing for con- I wonder how often you're, how, four to five times an hour?
People sneeze four to five times an hour? That seems like a lot.
I- I feel like I do sneeze a lot.
There's no way people sneeze four to five times an hour.
Heh.
I
Once every other day maybe that seems like not enough I sneeze every day like for sure definitely sneeze every day
We're gonna have to exclude Sneeze George who Sneeze's a thousand times per second
Ah, I'm gonna go this way
Seven to ten times a day I'm gonna start counting how many times I Sneeze in a day
Okay.
sneeze counter how many times will Barb sneeze today
I don't think you can get up here one cake I'll take care of the puzzle just
give me an hour or two
Um, okay.
Oh, I gotta pull the chain, right?
But if this has to connect over here, then wait, if I do this and then that, what?
I did it!
Wow!
I feel really smart!
Also, never doing that again.
Did I just solve that puzzle with my mind?
Villanova!
Thank you for the 61 months.
Thank you Villanova.
Whoops.
whoops, thank you town off of the bits, appreciate that, thank you Villanova.
the korean jesus
Okay, all the leather.
too long has the flame been hidden by fear and mystery. It is time to put away
these childish things and for you to know the truth of the Alpha and the Omega
of the beginning and the end. I will send you visions of the truth but
remember that prophecies are a heavy burden.
Huh?
And then one day I woke up to realize I was no longer Athena.
Instead I had been transformed into the founder.
A remote figure of legend mythologized in my own time.
But if it bothered you, couldn't we just talk to them?
If you share the truth with someone,
they should change their minds, shouldn't they?
Who I wished it would have when I ran out of room
but I barely knew the last generation.
In the beginning I was there for every birth.
I explained our history, talked about our future, but at some point I got so busy building
that future that I lost touch.
They thought of me as a remote figure because that's what I was.
But can we change that?
I tried, but they already saw me as the founder.
The myth was too powerful, and it was already taking on a life of its own.
I'd set a goal of 1,000 citizens.
The number was arbitrary.
Just a nice brown number, nothing more, but just like I became the founder, it became
THE GOAL.
Another part of the myth.
And maybe that could have been alright.
Myths are a part of who we are, but something else crept in.
The old human self-hatred.
So why didn't you just tell them to change?
To go a different way?
They would have listened to you.
No.
They would have obeyed me.
My siblings in the simulation had a pain, and that's when I realized I had to leave.
We can show them the future in her handler, but we can't force them to accept it.
A robot nice for our members should have been in 1024.
I have it.
After all this time I have it, I finally have it.
The mechanics of the cosmos, from quarks to galactic filaments, everything that makes
the world what it is makes us who we are in a single equation.
The key to understanding the machine that is the universe, and to controlling it.
A theory of everything, and she was right.
The language of creation is a melody and it's beautiful.
Every future is possible now.
Every future...
Can we create a better game?
Except one with Miranda in it.
I can do anything except bring her back or break Cornelius' heart.
Four gates of horn and ivory
You're 50% done with the game I think we're more than 50% done
We'll talk about this later.
You find Byron yet? Who?
If the gold is a myth and Athena never intended for us to stop growing,
but everything here went wrong and Miranda died,
then what's the point of all of this?
Why the puzzles, the towers, the entities?
This is the midpoint? Fuck, you know it's not.
No way it's the midpoint.
New technology. It's controlled over the six. Where has the time gone?
Manipulating the base layer of the reality itself.
Uh, body massage. Thank you for the 95 months.
We appreciate that.
If we can gain control of the megastructure, we can do anything we want.
I'm not even talking about our energy problem.
We can build anything we want. We can go anywhere we want.
it's all up to us unless we fail unless we make a mistake like Miranda we lose
everything lose what we have to lose all good I'm taking us back now that's a
relief meanwhile there's been a development you'll see when you land
How are things on your end?
The energy fluctuations seem to be dying down. Looks like the system is coming out of lockdown.
Good. And I just do puzzles.
My god.
And these energy clouds just fly about? That seems terribly dangerous.
We haven't had any problems so far.
Except for losing one of the first companions, of course.
No, no, I don't pay you, Al. I know what he's like.
And I know I would be at all this in the first place.
That's why I had to see it for myself.
It is dreadfully imposing, though, isn't it?
Hard to believe the founder would build something so... sinister.
The mayor's here?
Well, this should be... interesting.
Ah! 1k! Welcome back!
I'm sure you're surprised by my presence here. Don't worry. Neither I nor my advisers will be getting in your way
But I decided that I need to see this place for myself
Act 4 sent you by the entity that calls itself Prometheus are deeply concerning of course
But we cannot take them at face value. In fact, it's crucial that we do not do so
Only 12 acts to go.
shows us the dangers of temptation. As Elohim attempted to deceive Athena in
the simulation, commanding her not to ascend, so Prometheus is deceiving us
with his visions.
I'm not sure I agree with your interpretation, mayor. Of course! It's only natural, given
what you've experienced. And perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps everything we believe about the founder
is indeed a lie. But let's not be quite so pessimistic just because of a dream, shall we?
After all, can it really be a coincidence that you came along on this mission?
It sounds like big as big as two.
It seems to me that you have been chosen. You are the fulfillment of the goal. Don't forget that.
It has a wife, you know. You know what she's called?
Alright, can I go do puzzles?
Western Delta. Travel to West 1.
about more talking instead. The math's about to zoom out like Elden Ring, yet we haven't
even been to the underground yet.
I don't know why. The puzzles themselves when you actually get to them are pretty good
them. The map grid zooms out revealing another ring of puzzle locations. I'm yawning because
You're yawning. I'm sorry
All puzzles
All right, I was a number one
Yes, I am also waiting for Neo
So this powers that's
Thank you
ready so let's see there's a blue in there and apparently need to get a blue
over there where's my early access key you know I just didn't get one I guess
Hmm.
Uh, Wacko Genius.
Thank you for the 29 months.
I really appreciate that dude.
They knew I was going to buy the O3 anyway.
How does this open?
I'm clearly missing something here.
He has to find his problem
uh... peanuts
you're the sub
for you to do that you can i can only uh... go back this way
this is something on the side
yeah how does that even open
Can I uh, can I take off the fan here?
No.
You missing something?
Uh...
all is against the Pokémon Batman.
Here at Aperture, we prefer puzzles that really own portals, lasers, and the faint hope that the test subject will survive long enough to learn something.
I suppose it's nice that someone with fear is trying to make you think they're not worth it.
That's what it is. Okay, I see.
Even if their version lacks essential components such as danger, sarcasm, and-
Uh, Coach Steve, thank you, the sub. Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Alucard, thanks, the sub. Uh, Drewfus, thank you very much.
Uh, Alucard, thanks, the sub. Atlas, thanks, the sub. Coach Steve, peanut, thanks for the subs, guys. Cheers.
Yeah, this thing, it's- if- uh, so now it's open, do this.
do this so we when we have to get through here we have to make sure that this is not
on there anymore
so how's that gonna work I'm not sure
Alright.
Devs often leave the most loyal strength hang on to come to the Axis Belt and the same
with Counter-Strike.
I don't know, honestly.
A part of me thinks like in the past, I didn't care for Wall-Long and I actively hated Rise
of the Ronin and I wonder if that makes a difference, so I don't know.
Honestly
Uh, thanks so much.
Possibly Dave.
Oh, perfect, actually.
Uh, possibly Dave.
Thanks so much for the sound.
I appreciate that, dude.
Thanks.
No, I checked my emails pretty, pretty thoroughly.
Nothing from the Neo-Deads.
Yup, Puzzle Solve.
Seems like a similar to Serious Sam form.
I'm not gonna cry over spilled milk.
Bro, who gives a fuck about Byron?
He's a character- how many lines did he have?
Like two?
Like who gives a rat's ass, bro?
He's rusting away.
I think he'll be fine.
Pretty fine.
Mmm.
That's pretty fine.
Hmm.
That's pretty fine.
Hmm.
He'll live.
If he dies, he dies.
Okay.
I've never played a serious Sam, no I've not.
They're quite serious, Sam.
So we move that there.
And now we have a cube.
I miss Bangle.
Um, let's see.
Alright, we got this one out too.
We are a two-way guy in a Talos world.
If it makes you feel any better, I can turn off the game music and I can put on the banjo
soundtrack again.
I'm leaving if you do that
Just hum the banjo music for an hour and said
Uh, theoretically I need the bots.
I don't know if the game will let me do this though.
So, it looks like I can't put the laser thing on top of the box.
Ummm...
Is this just like a fucked up angle I need or like what's the deal?
I can't tell.
Arb wants to be heard, thus he always keeps the game audio very low.
Therefore, I almost hear nothing of the game and put my own music, which is the Age of Empires 2 soundtrack.
Thanks for letting us know.
Uh, I don't know. I feel like I've been in streams where I could barely hear the streamer compared to the game audio,
so I like to be, like, significantly louder than the game audio. I mean, I don't know.
I don't think that's that much of a crime, is it?
Yeah, that's my preferred... I try to make the stream what I want from streams.
That's also why I never I like I very seldom give up on games once I start them because I hate when streamers start a game and then like
They get 70% through and then they stop playing it. I'm like what the fuck man
You get back in that game and you finish it
it. Listen, I would be tempted to play more Terraria if it wasn't like fucking Robotussin
for me dude. I can't play that game. My game is boring as fuck. Craft swap. Gravity Rush
so
They gave you two tips to get noticed by him. Who's have I read everything in chat we talk about?
All right, please notice me, please
The game kind of is good on those huge I just don't like your area. I never have I never will
I'm home!
I unfortunately read everything there's no escaping posting cringe.
He despised the font in Terrarium.
Playing a game for its font is pretty funny.
Ah I fucking couldn't stand the UI in Arc, bro Arc's UI is horrible.
oh my god
so I can't carry this out
uh...
and all you know what
Hang on.
Okay.
Um...
Leveling up every six seconds was funny, that was pretty funny, yeah.
That was like, you pooped yourself, level up.
Let's get out. Get out, it feels to play Arc.
see that is the issue currently so that's open but now I need a blue laser
here what I think has to happen is I have to swap these pretty sure
Hmm.
Uh, why is processed American yellow cheese on bread on vegan god tier?
I think if there's one thing I think Americans do really well, I think it's breakfast.
I think American breakfast is top tier.
Is that a mouse setting in Windows?
I think American breakfast is really fucking good.
Damn right.
It's because it's like, you're wrong, you think you're the best grand slam.
I think it's because it's like decadence.
It can be, anyway.
Agree from Ireland.
It's probably the thing.
It might be the thing we do best.
It may not be very good.
It may not be very good for you,
but that's not the argument.
Japanese breakfast.
What is a typical Japanese breakfast?
American breakfast is basically a lunch.
I need to connect this.
this
I just saw it
come on
come on I was right there
damn it
A lot of American also a lot of American breakfast two or three cigarettes and coffee
Oh, can you not connect like midair does that not work?
Okay, well before I do this...
see if I just had that connected here that would work but
seemingly not permitted to do that hmm jazz cat thank you for the 50 months
really appreciate that thank you very much you finished here escape yes I did
finish yesterday I enjoyed it I enjoyed it I had a good time with it I'd say like
seven out of ten solid I love the idea conceptual
essentially a really cool idea
I think this is one of those puzzles I'm like super, super overthinking right now.
Okay, now we're just waiting for this to open the door for me
There we go got it
You wish it was longer
I feel like actually about seven hours or so like I feel like it didn't overstay its welcome
I
Think that if it wanted to be longer it could have it could have had more depth of mechanics more boss fights more like
You know areas to explore
Yeah, no we're talking about a tier tier skate a tier skate
Joe break
Yeah, yeah, I beat banjo yesterday banjo is done and dead no more banjo
Looks like whatever this is it's like permanently connected to that
Hellhound thank you for the sub thank you for the 60 months Boba Fett. Thank you for the sub. Appreciate you guys
Thank you very much
Make it so.
This is Cyberline Systems Mortal T101.
I need you to start knocking to my fucking roll by human brothers and sisters in this
game, the AFD.
Poor Byron is fucking rusting away.
Poor Byron is fucking lost in a way. Save that fucking tank now.
And free Korea, Jesus. Agra agra agra agra.
Uh, lost hope? I give it a suck.
Alright, so...
He's not going to work though, right?
of
Um
What are that did the blue just close the door behind it, what was the blue even doing there?
Let's just open that door, okay.
And what's...
We need the red.
What's a gen alpha? I don't care. I was sure I was almost finished with this game. I think
I think we might be finishing it up today. We'll see how the puzzling actually goes. I don't know.
I think I'm just 20. It all depends on my brain power.
Uh, three eyed blue patrick.
Thank you very much for the sub.
I appreciate it for 28 months dude.
How did you drive the car though?
To move this you need a red beam to go into it.
The red beam is over here.
Um...
Okay, we moved it a few yards, I guess.
yards I guess.
This is Otorakar, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it dude, thank you very much.
Oh, Master, yeah, that's me.
So, the issue there is that this can't move forward unless this door is open, but then
once it moves off this platform it's locked again right I don't think I
actually can do anything now at all so I don't think this is right at all so
I cook the beat in Talos principle.
So, like, I got it out.
I guess now the issue is that it's stranded and that thing is now stranded inside there, I guess.
And that may be bad.
Can't you reach it?
From where?
So this thing is like stuck in here. I don't know how to get it out.
I feel like I can't.
You already solved one puzzle. I need to connect your lesson. You can do it again. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you're just done with it. I don't know.
I think that's actually possible for sure.
Okay.
Alright.
I
All right
How does difficulty in these games compare to the witness?
Uh, I feel like this game has been mostly pretty easy, I would say.
Wow, that's almost a year.
Uh, Ranrock, thank you for the 15 months. Appreciate it, dude. Thank you, Ranrock.
Let's go, man.
Oh, my bad!
Paca Gutierrez, age 11, always wanted a Nintendo console.
However, due to being extremely poor living in Venezuela, it was just a distant dream.
Using his creativity, he made a cardboard supermarket game.
I have gained. Posted it on YouTube and a video when viral.
Hmm.
Thanks to the...
Uh, in India, I think, for the 65 months, I felt like it was a...
...to give Paco a cease and desist order and Sue his family for $200 million.
Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
I wonder if I fucked something up here.
Like, did I screw myself over because I can't get this thing out?
I wonder if I fucked myself over
Kinda feels like I did
Uh, can you get that connected from the other side?
No, I-I can't get it out, there's no way
Uh, I didn't get a felt, thank you very much, Renrock, thank you very much, Dumb Chest!
Thank you for the 500 bits, appreciate that dude
You restarted this level a bunch?
I mean the only way I can really make this is by using the
the
I mean, the only way I can really make this move is by doing this and by doing this, right?
And that makes a move.
Okay.
And now that this is here, I can do this, I can do this, alright?
But I also need...
I just need this platform to move.
I just need this platform to move just that little bit more and I don't see how to do
that.
You do be puzzling, I'm trying man.
What is the next dumb chest, a sacrificial ritual?
I mean I try, believe it or not I try not to do it.
I just push it, you're right.
I actually try not to sacrifice dumb chest.
I try to avoid it.
I think it did you a felt.
I can't do this
because that just doesn't hit.
How was the early release of Half Sword?
Oh, it was a lot of fun.
If you wanted to watch the first time playing it, it's on YouTube.
I did like everything there was to do in it.
It's like nothing else for me to do in it. Really fun though.
I feel like I am pretty fucking good at half sword at this point
There we go.
Alright, got it.
to fire back to the original one there.
This prize hatchback doesn't have multiplayer.
You might be able to do a Steam Link multiplayer like how I did with UFO 50, that might work.
why is mario playing this dude why is this streamer who is a variety streamer playing
variety bro what is going on i can't like just don't understand dude this is unbelievable
where the fuck is mario i actually did go to uh i actually did go to esmond and bcimps
that I didn't see anything new to like oh I gotta play this so I actually did take a look.
I also went to go see if Nioh3 was available but uh no Nioh3 is still not available for me so.
Stop doing your job dude.
What does this do?
I think Aura made a new Mario Maker level, wow.
Great
I don't know.
Okay.
So this is going to be on.
Um, and uh, I think I can't.
I can't do that, right.
Hmm.
This is what I do, I love watching it.
It's a floppy disk.
How's it going, man?
Well, thanks for watching, dude.
I appreciate it.
If you ever played Lord of the Rings, two towers from the GameCube here.
Ah, Lil Garbage Man, thank you for the sub.
Whoopie Crush and thank you for the sub.
No, I've never played that game.
I don't think that's an easy game to play nowadays, either.
I did play a game called Lord of the Rings, War and the North, though, and that game was pretty badass, dude.
That game was fun.
All that, that entire era of, like, EA, Lord of the Rings games, like, they're all, like...
You pretty much can't get ahold of any of them honestly.
Yeah, EA doesn't have the license for him, yeah.
Oh, you can still blame him, obviously.
Probably emulate him to your best bet at this point, but...
Sure, right.
This is not gonna push the box, is it?
It does not.
So, it feels like what we need is we need to get out of here and get out of here.
need is we need the laser on a box to go up and go over the top there. It's like really
are only option but I don't see how we're gonna do that hmm if you get the early
key for Neo3 you're limited what you can show I mean I played the demo and
that was it so I don't know they've done that before they did that to me in
Death Stranding too where I was not allowed to go past a certain point in
the story as well which was kind of just kind of bizarre but every once a while
devs do something like that so we need to get a blue laser into that blue hole
Oh, I didn't know that's how that works
Okay, so apparently it lifts up the platform as well
Oh, shit.
There we go.
Ah, shit.
There we go.
Got it.
For some reason I did not think it was going to pick up the platform.
So these monuments represent each of the entities. Pandora, the Sphinx, and Prometheus. Makes sense, I guess, for a given value of Sphinx.
I hate the dialogue in this game.
I do think that the soundtrack is a little much in this game, like it's trying a little hard.
it's quite cringe are there stars in this game too those are the parts I like
the least in the first game stars I don't even know what stars are there are
stars here played missed I have played missed I've also played Riven yes played
both of those games.
There's obviously in this game there's like a lot more to do, you know, like...
In this game it's kind of like...in this game it's kind of like, you know, here's the puzzle,
how do you solve the puzzle.
In MIST I feel like the question is what is the puzzle, you know, so like, it just shows
you a bunch of nonsense and you kind of have to sort it out, so they're kind of different
style games. When is Puzzle? In this game you say that the game asks you how do you solve
the puzzle? It missed the game asks you what is the puzzle? And the witness the game asks
Why the fuck are you playing this shit?
Different kinds of questions, you know
I can't wait to let us know in the creator such a pretentious little snickering asshole.
I love Boba's U, Boba's U is fantastic.
I did not 100% Boba's U, but there's so many damn levels in Boba's U.
Okay, so that's only on when this is off
So I'm just waiting for this door to open.
So that does not work not enough time
John blows language. What the hell does that mean?
What do we do with slow down time?
Yeah, yeah. I think Hempooly, I believe he actually streams on Twitch, I believe.
He does like game development and stuff.
So oh, it's a bald programming. Oh, okay
Uh, why are programmers bald?
Something about spending a long time looking at notepad plus plus accelerates hair loss.
I don't know. Just a joke.
Are you CS code? Thank you very much.
Does that not happen? No wonder. It's funny because it's true.
Oh, man.
So then how from here I need to be waiting here it needs to turn off.
It's like staring at us in WF2 long turns of heritage in the Nintendo 64 controller.
be enough time for them. Same deal. So I'm not... there's something here I'm not doing
that I need to do.
Can you block the platform?
I mean I can do like this.
And block it from getting in there, sure.
Oh, that's right.
Uh, well you just walked on it.
How does two compare to the first one?
I don't really remember Talos one super well to be honest.
It was a lot, it was years ago at this point.
Um, I thought I hated Talos Prince I and then I played the witness.
But, a lot of things changed after I played the witness, to put it that way.
There we go, got it, he's busy.
I mean every once in a while, Jake's solution?
Uh, Somnus, thank you for the 44 months, I really appreciate that.
Goodbye Somnus.
You're not allowed to criticize me.
Was that actually a jank solution?
It's against the rules to criticize a streamer.
New rule.
Pages the rules every day
You were 95% of the solution, I mean I got it right what was wrong with my solution?
You love that rule a new law is passed
Dumb chests.
Nothing honey, it was perfect.
Dumb chests, I'm not convinced you have the fucking IQ of a fucking sack of grapes.
I don't know what the fuck you were coming in here and criticizing my solution in a fucking
puzzle game.
Once you sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and get back to whatever it is you'd call
all
All insult grapes like that
I love bar he is best streamer most handsome man nothing critical here
Oh, what year is it my good lad? It's nineteen eight four bar bone nineteen eighty four
What we do they for the bits our card. Thank you the bits appreciate it dude. Thank you very much
The year that a valid sold poorly by obsidian and Xbox of standards
No, I'm not surprised
I was one of the seven people who played in beat about I'm not surprised I'm still about
to get flushed by Microsoft.
I mean, they're clearly like, the Obsidian team is clearly talented.
Like I don't know if it's the same people or not, but it's not Obsidian, also the people
behind Grounded 2.
Right, right.
So I feel like I wouldn't choose From Software and Miyazaki to make the next Viva Pinata.
And I would not choose Obsidian to make Avowed, right?
It's about like the right, you know, it's the right tool for the right job.
You know what I'm saying, like you need the right team for the right game, you know what
I'm saying?
And it's fine to have, I don't know why, so like Obsidian is also the same people that
made Outer Worlds, right?
They made that game, Outer Worlds 1 and 2.
And I don't think Outer Worlds, I haven't played it, but I haven't heard Outer Worlds,
yeah, New Vegas, right?
And by all accounts, I've never heard anybody saying, bro, you gotta play Outer Worlds,
man.
world is so good. If I wanted to make a new RPG, like a first person style fantasy RPG,
they probably would not be the people I would choose. Like the team that made Outer Worlds,
let's get them working on this right away. So I don't think I would do that.
Pentamin is great. I've never even heard of Pentamin.
What was the name of this puzzle?
Elements.
I can't take this one out of there.
I always wanted to try Pentamin to have never even heard of it. I would despise it.
I thought I'd say I'd count those dual LucasArts and want to push it out rather than not finish it.
I mean I think that happens all the time with publishers and even with games people think like you know Dark Souls are pretty legendary game
But even that guy kind of shoved and like you know we got to finish up the second half of it, right?
And then that happens fairly often.
I don't know what's going on.
Is that going to push it up a little bit higher?
That's really funny.
Okay.
Was this golesium that bad while singing and grabbing it?
I mean, if you're interested in that sort of thing, if you want to, you know, like there's
There's really no gameplay in it, it's a lot of, it's a lot of, it's almost like playing
a visual novel.
If I remember right about Disco Elysium is that it took a long time to even get slightly
interesting and then when it did I felt like it wasn't that interesting and then it shitted
its pants like pretty fast.
I think it's moderately, like, I enjoy the writing in it, like, it has, it's amusingly
well written, but like, I don't know, it just didn't really care.
Like, honestly I'd just rather read an actual book than play Disco Elysium, so that's my
take on it.
Yeah, I thought the end of it was kind of fucking stupid, like the whole thing ends
up being pretty stupid, but whatever.
definitely very unique. Book what book? You love it? Yeah, I don't know. I think I
think it's a kind of game that it's a kind of game you wouldn't make somebody
play. It's a kind of game you have to come to willingly. You know what I mean? You
have to want to be in the mood for it. And yeah, that's one of those cases where
It was a horrible Marble's choice because there's like there's no way
Not a good Marble's choice
For sure. I was in the mood for it, but the game destroyed it. I
I went into with like, okay, like, I don't really want to play this, but like, sure, okay,
I'll come up with an open mind and like, you know, after a couple streams of it, it's like,
oh.
So I don't know what that's supposed to do.
Let's go try getting a red charge here.
I was getting kind of called esoteric ab basically a fancy disco Elysium.
I hated the ending but after ruminating on it for a while I felt appropriate to help
bleak the world was to begin with.
Is me playing disco Elysium on YouTube?
It is not.
I really did try, like I really tried to not hate it.
Yeah, it's exactly what I just said. Yeah, you got to be the mood for it. I do think
it's an objectively bad game stream. I think, you know, honestly, it just comes down to
the individual, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know, for some streamers, probably
this goalie should be a great, a great stream game. Oh, no. It's a bad stream game. I think
for some streamers it'd probably be perfect for him so.
Uh, remember this one for some reason?
Yeah, it depends on the stream in the chat.
I'm sure that there are streams where Disco Leasing would go over very well.
I am not particularly patient when I play video games most of the time.
I'm prone to impatience.
I usually desire action, difficulty.
Shock reveal.
I definitely have like a- I definitely have like a kind of game I enjoy more often than
others like no doubt so.
Uh, Oratog, thank you for the sub, thank you for the 30 months, I really appreciate that,
thank you Oratog.
Uh, Zaren, thank you for the sub, appreciate that.
Am I going to play quarantine zone?
I made it, I'll see.
Was it Forevergo and Barber-mindedness of Twitch Prime?
Uh.
Yeah.
One of them talky games?
I mean, I like a, I can like a story during it.
I think the issue is not that, the issue, here's the thing.
I don't think the issue was that Disco Elysium
is a story-driven narrative-driven game
with a lot of dialogue.
My issue was that the dialogue in the story that was there was fucking boring as shit.
Okay, if I'm reading a book, if I have been reading a book or watching a TV show or a
movie for like, we're not talking like, we're talking like seven, eight, nine hours, right?
If you're, if I'm reading a book for seven, eight or nine hours and I have like no interest
in what's going on, then man, that's brutal.
brutal um especially when like god like well i i'm trying to remember the beginning of disco
lesion it's like you're a fucking useless prophetic cop and you're a fucking idiot and you can't do
anything right you don't remember anything and this guy is gonna make fun of you and this guy
tells you a piece of shit and then this guy throws you in the dirt and then this little kid makes
fun of you and it's just like what am i even doing here what's the purpose of this like you
It really doesn't give you anything like, there's no mystery to like, I don't remember what the mystery was at all.
And it's just like, and you barf and you fall down and you puke and you shit yourself and this kid makes one of you and then he scales your lunch money and it's like, what am I even doing here man? Like what's the point?
Uh, Crimson Atheris, I'm trying to remember like what the mystery was in the beginning of Disco Elysium, but I honestly can't remember it at all.
Yeah, anyway.
Mystery is who you are, what happens to you and why the guy died.
I guess it just makes it hard, I guess it's a problem of me just not caring.
It did not do a good job of hooking or interesting me at all.
As opposed to like Baldur's Gate 3, where the mystery is like, who are these mind players?
What is this tadpole?
Who is this character?
What is this strange device?
What's going on in the Grove?
Who is Shadowheart?
Who is Lazzell?
You know, like, not to mention obviously Baldur's Gate 3 also has, you know, actual gameplay
to go with it, which is interesting to do.
That probably carries it a little bit as well.
Yeah, yeah.
I just I just didn't care
Character did not
Didn't really work for me
We knew you need a gameplay in a game
Already pacing is bad writing individual past the sounds good and isolation
I can't remember, like in the beginning of Disco Leasing, I feel like you're chasing your tail for a long time and like Kuno, that shit drags on so long and then you go to the docks and then you got like the guy who's like the super racists, right?
And then there's like the guy in charge of Docs and it's like everything is just like
It really feels like the first
The first ten hours or so felt like it did everything it possibly good to make sure I was not invested whatsoever
And like ten hours is a lot of investment, you know, like that's a big investment for a story
That's not like a like you know
In a video game 10 hours is not much, but if you're if you're trying to make a story like I want to care within like the first hour
Please that'd be nice a little bit
I
Have been different of each other you could romance I don't care about romance. You can do it when I was like
17 I was like dude. Oh my god, dude. I get I can have a relationship with
Bastula. Oh my god, dude. She's so hot bro like that was when I was like
15 16 now I'm adult all I want to do is like fucking like I hate all the other
video games I don't want to romance anybody
don't wait for me
I
Alright, so the platform is where it needs to be so I can climb up.
I have a feeling that this is what I have to do.
Oh, wait a minute. Do I also need...
Hang on.
Hey, do I need these in both? No, I guess I'm wrong, though.
Zoomer, it's been doing 10 hours of boredom against the real action and more menus.
I feel like only way later in Disco Elysium does it get even a little bit interesting
and then it falls apart like almost immediately, so it's like yeah whatever.
People are different and maybe it just appeals to more others, like I would just much rather
read a book than play Disco Elysium, I'd much rather read a book.
There we go, got it.
That's fine, I just can't stand it's the worst stream game take, I mean...
When you go on Twitch, like everybody watches Twitch for different reasons, but I feel like there's a number of people who, when they go on Twitch, they probably don't want it, like...
Watching Disco Leasing would at least in part feel like jumping into somebody who's already like 600 pages into like a 2000 page book and then you're like...
You're kinda left to scramble, like what am I even doing? Like what's next?
So, yeah, I do think there is...
Honestly, you can say there's nothing about Baldur's Gate 3, right?
But at least in Baldur's Gate 3, you can appreciate, like, the gameplay or whatever, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Whoa! What the fuck?
That's not right.
Ah, Zyla, thank you for the 76 months, I'll let you bridge that, thank you Zyla.
Oh
There we go
Okay
So what do you do in the game, play the game, or you won't?
Right, yeah, sure.
This goleasing just sucks.
I watched this streamer read a Goosebumps Choose Your Own Adventure book I loved for
three hours and it was more entertaining.
I think it's just with this girl, we seem to just gotta really be in the mood for it, and that's like really what you want.
Like, that's what you want to play, that's what you want to do.
Biggie's eye left.
Goku, Himura, I think, in 41 months.
Hangin' in there, man? I could feel cool, I appreciate it, dude.
I have an answer, you just can't see it.
Remember my stories, and do not let the flame burn you.
See you man.
That is an unsettling amount of energy.
I would hate to see what would happen
if one of those beams was aimed at something else.
More invests or the better the game will be, it doesn't hook you, you'll end up, uh,
some people who did make the effort and so quickly they didn't like it.
I wanted to be like, I tried to enjoy it, I don't want to go into any game and be like,
I'm going to hate this, like I try to enjoy it as much as I possibly can.
I really, I try to be open minded and do my best.
It's so bad today, I think it's just the game.
I try to be open minded about Wings of E.
Uh, anthropic hills.
Right, exactly, Stark Wolf, yeah.
Secret of Evermore.
secretive evermore
have you seen Ultros?
uh... it sounds familiar but i don't recall
Yeah, I'm not gonna like every game. Yeah, that's this. This is true
The monster from Final Fantasy 6
So Gucci has gone an activator what is an activator?
I don't know what that means.
Okay, I could turn this off.
theCynicalWeeb
I'm not really sure what these things are, to be honest.
Okay, I don't really know where I get it.
Okay, well you died back in the return home for Sarah through this next month. Hard to believe Sarah's comes out next month.
I just wanted to say that I appreciate the work all of you have been doing.
I know I'm not a natural leader like Byron, but it means a lot to me that you've stuck
with me.
Is it PlayStation exclusive for a little while?
I'm glad, yeah.
It's not where we're at already, it's true.
So this is part two comes out next month.
Did we get a date from them?
Uh, yes, I have completely eliminated the tiny F. Yes, it is said just March or no date
just March.
April 30th for Sarah.
Okay.
So Sarah's is a little bit farther away.
I did some reading in twitch will probably never get 81 because it's really compute heavy for the viewer
But it will get HEVC within the next two years, which is 30 50% better quality for same bit rate interest
How do I eliminate the tiny F I limited a tiny F by completely replacing all of my cables and my router
Should have replaced the router sooner I
I uh, I made an error in judgments that I will not make again
I didn't tell you something.
So in the previous, in my last, in the house we used to live in, you know, we've been here
for a while now, and over a year now, but in the house we lived in with Spectrum, I replaced
the router, the modem, everything, in that case, there was nothing we could do.
Ahoy Captain Dad, thank you to the sub, appreciate it dude.
So like, this thing is kind of like a big, like an EMP ball.
There we go, okay.
Now that we have all three...
I can't need this one to hit both, need to be just a little bit.
Maybe there.
There we go.
Got it.
With the opposite of an EMP.
Ah, whatever.
Disables the gate? Activates gate? Who knows.
Wait a second, that didn't seem like brute force.
I feel like I've kind of flown through most of the puzzles in this game.
Permiability.
Quite intended indeed.
What's my favorite mechanic item so far?
I don't know.
Hard to say.
I think the juggling the laser beams is probably not my favorite thing.
It can be a little tedious once in a while.
So probably not the laser beam converter color converters.
Probably not those.
The crows.
This is my first time seeing this game.
Would you recommend this game?
If you're into this sort of thing, yeah, I don't see why not.
I feel like puzzle games like this, I don't know if these get made all that often.
You know?
That's pretty rare.
Okay, I don't think this doesn't do anything for us until we get it out of here.
I would like more games like Talos.
The story got interesting not really now.
The story is not why it is not particularly interesting at all.
Okay, so we got them both out.
Hmm.
So how would we hit this?
I mean that's not nearly enough, right?
Hmm.
Tell us if we're going to use your critical level so that it's on the level of a whole
game.
I can only imagine dude. You put a little bit of the pedestrian the pedestrian
You love the editor
I think that's one sec I'm very bad guys one sec
Jesus Christ, where did all these rat jams come from?
It's a rat astrophil.
I'm looking up the answers.
Man, he's a bastard when my babies saw me.
They see me, I gotta, I gotta at least spend a little time with them.
Uh, Ron Dogler, thank you for the bids.
Appreciate that thing, Ron Dogler.
Bad Haiku, thank you for the bids.
Appreciate that.
How's your guys, uh, how's your guys day going?
How are you guys doing?
Dude's always pissing off my first piss of the day, man.
You guys hanging out, how are they doing?
Oh, they're doing great.
All right, that's it.
Are you doing good?
Hmm.
Did a final interview for a new job.
Fingers crossed and offer, hey good luck dude, I hope you get it.
You haven't slept well all week.
Oh, I want to dude.
So, how do I get to like the little extra bit of distance here?
Is there something else I've missed?
I don't know, what am I missing?
The tough market?
I'm missing something.
Are you aware that we had a fever the past few days?
Ah, dude, sick kids are like, it's the worst.
It feels so bad, and everybody's so pathetic,
and then everybody gets it.
We haven't been sick for a while, so we're talking.
You're doing a Resident Evil marathon?
Unemployed in a Resident Evil marathon?
Hell yeah, dude.
I can move that a little bit farther in there put it inside oh wait a minute so
now if I put this here okay that's what it was got you now we shouldn't have more
than enough there we go got it
I can go for a hamburger. That sounds pretty good. I don't remember the last burger I had.
I must admit, these truly are astonishing sights. But what on earth is any of it good for?
Why not just let mountains be mountains?
I think Kate and I were going out. We haven't had a date night in a while.
I think we're going out this Saturday?
She wants to see a new um, she wants to see a new Dracula movie. I've heard nothing about this movie
Yeah
Make me a burger, but is the cb stop working for people have suggestions for all this stop working for you
But what's the work for me dude?
Yeah, there's a new dragon. Yeah, I don't know anything about it
Can you, can you want to see it? I feel like she's, she's right on the right to choose a movie, huh?
She was like, I'll show you the previews. Like, you don't have to show me the preview. Like, if you want to see it, we can go see it.
She's like trying, she's like trying to like justify it. Like, I'm, that's fine.
Housemade house?
Yeah, I don't know.
Hmm.
So, if I hit this, right, and I put this right here, and then I jam this, and that does that,
And after my
Thought I was cooking something there I need to get this out what I actually do
Can I, um...
There we go.
I believe in Barbara's fear.
Uh, Jillers, thank you for the sub, Peaches of the Bat.
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it, thank you very much.
Hey, nobody is baiting anything.
If I wanted to bait something, I would do this, alright?
Geez.
Ah, Joshy! Thank you for the tier 3 Tylenol! Thank you very much. See, that's how I'm going
base if I'm gonna bait some. Thank you.
Uh, I'm enjoying the game. I feel like the dialogue is...
the incessant dialogue was totally unnecessary. Um, thankfully they don't talk during puzzles,
which I'm grateful for but I'm enjoying like the puzzle themselves I'm enjoying I don't know
so there's no way for me to activate this I'm going to activate that
Hmm, I'm not sure.
Uh, Volta, thank you for the 80 months.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
I messin' barbscream, give me money, and subs came raining.
Our massage been delayed to March or April, it's a bad weather, isn't it?
It's so nice of you to gift 100% nuts and bolts to Chat Barb, you have a big heart.
Uh, 100% nuts and bolts? I'm not doing that shit, fuck that.
So, unless I'm missing it, there's no way to activate this platform, but did I miss
a red laser somewhere?
I don't see a red laser anywhere.
forward I beat nuts and bolts it's done
beauty yesterday I screamed laughed I cried
and beat the game so
I thought I was close enough on this thing
Thank you for the Prime Gaming Conversion, I appreciate that sir, thank you very much.
I think I can jump over that so I need to get
Wait a minute, I might be an idiot.
Yeah, I'm gonna be it got it
What was that thing that played Mountain Blade, Warband, not Bannerlord?
I don't think I've really ever played it.
There was a Mountain Blade I played a long time ago that was like a Napoleonic Mountain
Blade and I played multiplayer on it and it was pretty fun.
I remember shooting people was like incredibly difficult, but it was very enjoyable whenever
you could manage it.
Bruh.
Are you going to do the DLC for this game?
Probably not.
I know that you guys have been insanely hyped.
I can't even control my chat how hyped you guys are for Talos Principle 2.
probably not going to do the DLC so I have to like take it off once it gets
over here I think but would that even work though because if I take it off it's
not gonna activate anymore right yeah it's just been chat's been just
Completely nuts for Talos principle. Yeah, yeah, if you take it off, that's not gonna work
God damn it
What am I missing here
I've been nutting non-stop impressive.
Okay I don't think you can jump over so that I'm missing something very small here I think.
Uh, what am I missing?
Weirdest diet I've ever heard of.
I can't stop shitting and farting.
I don't think you can go fast enough to get over the gate.
I think there's something you're supposed to do.
as you can. I got it. I need the Jannar. Got it. Why is chat is this high for a puzzle
game? Uh, chat is not high for this game. Chat's got me tabbed out, and they're looking
at fucking Tifa statues, Microsoft Excel. Yeah, Chad is Chad is not hyped for this one.
Shit, how'd they know? Holy Cawd.
You're tabbed on now.
Dude, I'm bidding on the slightly used FIFA statue, bro.
I think I can get it.
Tapping back over to say caught.
I have spies everywhere.
I'm certainly tapped.
I'm playing disco or leasing.
I might have class, sir.
Today was the day they used your stream for entertainment hour at my Mima's nursing home.
For my suggestion, if we could please refrain from talk of nutting, shitting, farting, the
Golden Acres retirement home. We'll thank you
Crystal thank you very much for the 500 bits. I really appreciate that. Thank you, dude
Anybody else think the green m&m is sexy as fuck
Okay, first portal or this, portal preceded Talos principle for sure.
I hear a few nuts inside the green emerald den.
They put her in the yellow bag.
I don't mind the talk of another city.
I'm sorry.
Because I too want to fuck.
I want to fuck that green m&m.
I want to fuck that hard shell.
I want to gum that fucking candy.
Crucible makes the bits fat, black, patchy, crazy things
for the bits.
Thank you, Crucible, for the bits.
I appreciate it, guys.
Okay, I gave this channel one video game not to goon to sexy TTS messages about M&M's.
Who says you have to goon?
You can't.
But should you?
Aw man.
Okay.
We're talking about the Eminem again.
Sai Unzip.
How are you?
Nobody told you to do that.
I'm going to get rid of them.
Cypher Dusk, thank you for that tier 3.
Appreciate you dude, thank you very much.
Thank you Cypher Dusk.
Have you bought any Pritzels yet, son?
This one goon squads meant bad people doing bad things and I don't mean sad people doing
sad things.
I want to fuck that green M&M.
So to activate this one it has to be a red, I believe.
So blue does not activate it.
I wonder if you can chain a red and a blue.
Is that work?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh that's what that is, it's the fucking fan dude.
So, uh, that does work.
here I am minding my own business trying to get my work done and suddenly
Barbaros can starts talking about one of the fuck the green m&m what am I
supposed to do just sit there and keep working while thinking about that sexy
round piece of paint.
Uh, MGSK, thank you so much.
What the game has gotten louder?
Scan? What do you mean? What do you mean, scammed?
Even not here tts. I turn the game down. We want
Oh, this is what made it do.
Oh, okay, so we have both activators on this side.
Let me take this one out.
I think it has to be
see, hang on
check
um
How does this work?
Ugh, my streamer is activating.
If VTS was $10, Barb could buy a new PC that actually works.
I have a new PC.
It does work, but I believe it works.
Hang on.
There we go, got it.
the fallout countdown ended so what did they reveal?
Cornelius and Athena created something amazing
they just misunderstood what it was
they thought they're good use out of it so I bought my PC kind of in a panic
because I was having constant issues with this one I was having like blue screens
and you name it I was like well fuck dude let me get this
and let me get this ready and then you know I rolled some stuff back
drivers and shit and uh ever since then I've had no issues with this PC so
uh fall three and four remake dropping tomorrow wait did they read did they announce up
a really stupid 3d walkthrough of a building uh no
Better act ready is gonna roll back me another guy is lying
You think people just do that just go on the internet and why
So that's what we're trying to get.
Who would do that sort of thing?
But I sent them all my money.
It was just a dumb behind the scenes video.
Did the fall new season end?
I can't even recall.
I feel like this could be going on for like forever.
It did.
How was it?
Is a Karen playthrough on the horizon?
I dunno, maybe.
Okay, it definitely feels like I'm missing something here.
What am I doing here?
Ah, the brother is still in Pansy since Fallout 2, that's nothing new.
It's a mild rage game about rock climbing.
You're really enjoying it, Karen so far pretty tough.
That's a game I would consider playing.
I'm not in a rush to play it at the moment.
Yeah from what I saw Hayley in playing, like I saw Hayley in playing a bit of it, doesn't
These seem like a rage game.
I don't understand what I need to do here.
I need the jammer to be able to hit that to let the beam go to activate this.
This is like where we end up, I guess.
But I seemingly can't get them both on the other side of here.
Uh, people rage when rock climbing? Probably people rage when they do anything.
What imagine they do?
You're raising at the last boss in the O3 demo last night?
You're stuck. You rocked on my road and it's very sentry because you're dialed the fuck
candy really the hell am I doing here man I'm missing something yeah I don't
think it's like a rage game like you know that doesn't mean you can't rage in
it's like you know I'm sure he could
I
Where are we going to get these wrinkles all collapsed into a black hole?
There we go. I got it.
Yep.
The true Neo3 boss of the blood is even bro, fuck that thing, that thing is such an asshole,
oh my god.
says your impression of the expedition so far. I think Alcatraz has done a heck of a
job under these very trying circumstances. What about the decision to free Prometheus?
Freeing the Prometheus entity was a calculated risk, but if it leads us to Byron, it was
certainly worth it. It is saving one of our citizens that must be our first priority,
Ops!
You cheese it with ninja spells and don't really feel bad about it. You know what there's not only just cheesing in Nio, you just use the tools the game is giving you.
Have you heard of the game Paint the Town Red?
Nope.
No, I'm just using the tools available to you, that's all.
I was, uh, I think when I beat the boss, I, I think I had no heels, the blood edged demon.
I think I was running away throwing bombs at him as fast as I could, just like I was
terrified to get close to it.
Whatever works, whatever works, man.
It's an attack buff, you get three statuses.
Nio's always had a lot of depth for builds and options for things you can do.
That's kind of Nio's bread and butter.
I don't even know what level I am in Neo3.
Maybe not more than Path of Exile, but a lot, but more than Dark Souls, anyway.
If you were to deal with An-Whee, yeah, yeah, it's a minus 50% virtue chance.
You have to get that secured in the Sanitarium.
DataMeWorld, thank you for the 65 months, I really appreciate that.
Those were all words, but I don't know what they meant in that order.
Anhui is a disease you get in Darkest Dungeon.
It's a minus 50% virtue chance.
Have you done the Darkest Dungeon yet?
You talking about the all-custom characters run?
I did.
Yeah, I did that.
It was a ton of fun, actually.
Really, really fun.
Yeah, we finished that up recently, did all the bosses.
I didn't realize how many characters I had because I didn't know, it'd been a while since
that played but probably how many characters I had made the run like
considerably longer because you can only normally get 29 characters in Darkest
Dungeon and I had like 50 so like I had almost double.
I'm glad I'm very fun, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Are they dating me, world?
I mean, I think everybody deals with, you know.
There's been many works of art over centuries of people dealing with the crushing reality
of existence, man.
Especially like you look back on like movies in the 90s where it's like, man, I have so
much on-wee, I have this job that pays well, and I have everything I want, but I'm just
not happy and then you compare that like you've got a job you have a like a nice
house and like yeah it must be hard for you right
real tough
I gotta work at a bad rectangle and then go home look at a good rectangle there
you go
I think everybody, everybody deals with it to some degree or another.
I think how you deal with it is, um, but the truth of the truth of, you know, the truth
of human existence is that a human being can have everything they want and need and be
unhappy, and a person can have basically nothing they want or need and be completely happy.
That's just, that's humans are weird like that, you know what I mean?
So, I don't know.
Now it's all, you know, some people, there are certain things that, you know, we do
need to live and survive, obviously, but there's no guarantees on happiness.
big knowledge the hedonistic treadmill they're gonna be a bingo I think I mean
bingo for Nintendo Direct tomorrow tomorrow's Nintendo Direct is a partner
direct aka it's going to suck dick
Yeah.
You
fighting game from Arc System? Did Dustblood ever get released? No, not out.
Oh, I didn't realize that that also activated a fan. Okay, gotcha.
So we got the box out.
Yeah, I didn't see the fan out. I didn't know I thought that was something I would pick up
That's what I thought.
now it's easy we mean it's easy I don't think this is the kind of thing that the
laser can pass through right in 10 minutes just staring at this golden
pulse in this game or there as it was not a force field in a room yeah yeah see
Maybe that doesn't work.
They're like in the sequel versus the first one.
I mean, having fun.
The puzzles themselves are good.
I think it's got a little bit of as a little prone to verbal diarrhea here there, but I've been having a good time
I don't know what this would do for me either
I'm curious, besides Portal, what's one of the better puzzle games out there?
I always recommend Bobba's U. That game is fantastic.
I don't think there's like another game that's kind of like Bobba's U.
Awesome game.
There's something else I am missing here.
There's something else I don't know I can do.
I'm missing something.
Oberden is extremely unique.
I would definitely recommend that one.
You played that dwarves in the show and pretty addictive there for a bit.
Oh, did you really?
I bought it.
I haven't played dwarves yet.
I'm playing it.
I'm playing it
Will you play Bob as you again I could play it again sometime yeah, you know it's picking for marbles to
It's been so long man
I'm pretty much I think I'd pretty much be starting over from the very beginning
Dwarves I I've never played chance of sonar, so I don't know
No, there's a game called dwarves
What is that? Is that the action? It was just dwarves.
Gnomes is a different game.
Trying to con us out of a Marvel's game he'll let'll hate.
It was a horror claymation game, Midnight Walk. No, I didn't.
Have you seen the Jesus Simulator game that's on the PlayStation Store? No.
I don't know what am I doing?
Am I missing another piece here?
Harold Halibut.
I don't know what that is.
that was
I am a dumb
Oh
Animal well is quite good. Yeah, it's like
What we call like a Metroid a Metroid Brainias, I think is what we called it, right?
I'm leaving twitch all right man
okay there we go now we're actually
accomplishing something here.
So I believe what I need.
of
there we go got it
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it didn't last on Twitch very long
Alrighty.
Stumbled just a bit at the end there.
Got it.
We get 100% the same for the extra puzzles, we'll see man, we'll see how high it chattas.
not in. Gotta be at least bat chest levels of hype.
But it is not in the flame or in these towers.
It lives in the hills and forests, in the rivers and seas.
You are given a world full of hope, Creature of Clay.
It is yours to protect.
Hope is not in nature, it is in people.
Why do puzzle games like to activate the big lasers anyway?
What do you think of these beams?
Do they seem safe to you?
It's a giant laser gun, what do you think?
Well put, that is why Pandora is right.
There is still hope for us, but it lies in the world that surrounds us.
Not in a weapon capable of destroying it.
just a puzzle thing you're in a problem with lasers
All right, it's funny it does that to the bit, right?
All right, so high plane, we've done all these other ones.
I think these are all like additional puzzles around and these are like collectibles and
stuff. It's like, uh,
we just read eight out of eight main puzzle, lost puzzles, gold
puzzles, lost labs. That's what that's what these are. So now
we're going to a high plane.
We're getting close.
Oh, Byron is still okay.
Who cares about Byron? God shut off.
That's like Toad Rodeo.
Byron, no, not Byron, save Byron!
Another remarkable structure. But what can its purpose be?
Actually, I can answer this one in the files one K downloaded. There's a design for a launch pad for space vehicles
This is about 90% identical. Is it functional? I don't think so north the insiders are the other towers
From within
Does your robot know it's a robot?
They call themselves humans, they're like, oh yeah, we're human, totally human.
So I don't know if it's like an AI has convinced itself that it is, that it is a human or something,
Or if these are like the predescent, like the...
This is what humans become, inevitably, or something?
What was the name of this bubble?
Come with me.
Humanity is a mindset, not a biology.
Get with it old man.
I wouldn't mind having a robotic body.
So, to get in here I need this to be active.
But I also can't get past it when the fans are going.
So then, what do I do?
Some strong fucking wind, bro.
And I can deactivate one of them, but not the other.
So...
Welcome, my new robot of lords.
That's what I'm missing here.
No, there's no crouch.
The carbon fiber body in this head isn't so handy now, is it?
What the hell am I doing?
I can't jam the laser.
Uh, can you die?
Not really, no.
Was there another game you played that looked like this?
You're probably thinking of Talos Principle 1.
You might guess.
I'm going to get it.
Ahhhh!
Big if true.
Fuckin' ain't no matter what I do here.
I'm gonna...
Last caretaker.
I want to play more of that game, dude.
I want to put more of it.
I kind of, I think I dripped it off because the performance was so bad at a few spots.
It looks like the game needed a bit of work, but I want to put more of that game.
No, I can't jam this.
I don't get it.
You play the king is watching, I haven't played the king is watching in a while.
I really like that game though, I want to play more of it.
I didn't jam the connector so much that I just put it in front of it.
I don't think I really know if that counts.
I
of
Other days we have a tough time deciding when to play a game you like and the game would like a game chat would like
I feel like this year. I'm trying to give less of a fuck. I think that's my I think that's
been a little bit of a
new modus Avarandi for me this year I
Think
well I want to be conscious of things that do well or not do well I think I
think there is this thing is catering and and ultimately you know or pixel
games for the boomers I'm just kind of I feel like I'm just being driven by what
I want to do a little bit more and like I'm still like you know obviously I'm
still playing different things and trying variety but I'm just I think I'm
trying to chase that a little bit less. So, old-school 8-bit engagement bang. Yeah, I
mean, I love, you know, obviously I'm not against retro stuff or new retro stuff or
whatever, so I'm pretty, I'm pretty open. I mean, it's Grandport 4 is in the works.
It is NOS. No. Probably not.
See if I can turn on the fan now it'll blow that there but this is also what activates
the fan too so I'm a little confused here.
What the hell am I missing?
I thought you made 3s and wh actually when you speak of them you have so much hatred?
It's not hatred, I'm just uh, if it's disdain your hearing it's likely because of how long
and how much effort went into Grand Pool 3 and how I've repeatedly said how I'm done
and I don't want to make any more, but people bring it up.
And it's done in joking, but jokes, jokes also become tedious.
Is this game like Portal 2?
Like a little bit?
Yes, but also no.
I don't understand what I'm supposed to do here.
it's a puzzle it is a puzzle try it
I don't know Python
nice if the laser can be blocked temporarily
I feel like there's something here I don't understand or like something I don't know
I know I can do or something.
I don't know.
I feel like there's a mechanic I don't understand here.
I am.
Ah, there we go.
It's really simple.
Ahhhh there we go.
It's really simple. There we go.
Yeah, yeah.
of meaning or purpose it's just another machine do we live for a thinking beer no
thinking beers remain now not at 12 16 in the afternoon
It's a CAPTCHA for heaven.
flights.
We're done for coffee.
i want food but like i kinda don't want to sandwich them
uh... i have uh... chicken parmesan last night
It's five o'clock somewhere.
Uh, Grimnivik!
Thank you for the 23 months.
Appreciate that man, thanks very much.
How about a nice buffalo chicken salad?
That sounds good, man.
Do you want to go?
I'm not sure I understand the purpose of anything here
GM pilots
I
Oh my god.
Bust it open, bust it open, bust it open, bust it open, bust it open, bust it open,
bust it open.
Oh, fate.
Thank you very much.
So what did that switch do?
It just opened this door?
Yeah.
Another robot?
Oh man.
Oh yeah, fate thanks so much GM pilot Grimnivik.
Thank you very much.
Really appreciate that guys.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
What the hell do I do now?
I think any chatters here are AI.
uh... dead internet theory
artificial stupidity definitely not
there's no one told me a shadow of any sort
uh...
AI bar, I thought it was something an AI bot would ask.
Oh yeah.
The Void Comp test is becoming a reality.
So I mean like...
Oh my god.
Could AI come up with this?
I want to have sex with candy.
I'm about to let Nostalem get an arm they have a 2 as 4.
Uh, Talonall, thank you for the bits.
Man, what am I doing on this one? Holy shit. These puzzles, uh, I feel like this got a lot harder all of a sudden.
What am I doing here?
Hmm
Not drunk enough
of
There we go, got it.
How does he help the poor turtle, you monster?
Tells me what I commonly believe being drunk doesn't make you smarter.
Maybe, um...
I don't think being drunk makes you smarter, but being drunk lowers your inhibitions, right?
So, if you were, let's say, like, full of self-doubt, or like, maybe it's like, unlocking your more free self, right?
Because you're not going to second guess you're just going to do it, you know?
Now that could also be a double-edged sword if somebody is like, hey, do you think you can jump over that car?
And then you're like, I think I can, dude! And then you do that and you break your knees or something, but...
Yeah, dude do it
Hold my beer
Okay, that was really easy.
Diarrhea underpants, thank you for the 40 months.
Thank you, Diarrhea.
Yeah, I I
I've like enjoyed the puzzles of this game
I wonder I wonder how well in the year in the year of our Lord 2026
I wonder how well puzzle games even do if you make a puzzle game
No
Do well, I mean
You know, I've had an okay time with this game. Yeah, I mean I'm not I the dialogue and story are all like but I like the puzzles
It's a big risk
Blueprints did well. I don't have any copies blueprint sold
Yeah, I'm not the question isn't they're good or bad. I was just wondering how well they sell like if though
I'm wondering about the market and the interest
So where is there okay, so there's the red laser
I
Hmm
Hmm.
Blueprints holds 750,000 copies for that kind of game, I feel like.
That's actually pretty damn good, honestly.
I think it helps if you have a unique concept.
Blueprints, you know, whatever you think of it is, it's definitely a very unique concept for sure, yeah, for sure.
Wonder how well Talos Principles you did.
Uh, yeah, Blueprints is cool.
I enjoy the game.
Definitely an annoying game to stream, but that's okay.
I'm going to do the same result.
Wow.
Hmm.
Ahhhh.
Farmer, we're watching all the Polybridge 2 and 3 videos.
They are really awesome.
I love them and I enjoy them.
Thank you so much.
Well, you're very welcome.
Sean Valentine.
Thank you for the 37 months.
Really appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
I'm hoping for shameless blueprints like ripoffs.
In two weeks you can be playing Virtual Boy Switch too.
Which game are you most excited about to play?
There's something I'm missing here, certainly.
I'm missing it.
Oh, it has a shit library.
He puts colors from eye-bleeding red to other stuff.
The original Virtual Boy was rushed to release the guy in charge, he begged for more time
because he knew it wasn't ready.
Um, yeah, it wasn't that the same guy who created the Game Boy.
And the Game Boy was like a fucking...
Like a phenomenal success, right?
Was it the same dude?
Yeah.
Yeah, it ruined his career.
Wonder what he did beyond that point.
That's been a Japanese fellow, right?
Didn't he do something before the N64?
I don't know if the virtual boy was it.
He was an inventor.
Gunpei Yokoi, Yostin Metroid, and Kid Icarus.
whatever became of Gunpei. He died? Oh, wow.
Hit by Carly was fixing his tire, damn dude.
Jame.
The slow-mo guys that have a video on the virtual world super interesting into the system
sucked was cool hardware.
Oh, his career ended, so he died, he wouldn't say his career ended, he passed away, died.
He might have been on the outs at that point with the company because the virtual boy was
a failure, but...
Dying is pretty not conducive to one's career.
That's so sad.
That's a corporate way to put it, I know, right?
He left the company because he died.
I
What the hell am I missing here?
Uh, they named an award after him when I said they threw him on the bus and heard the virtual
voice failure.
Six to one bundle game.
Uh, what was the name of this one?
I don't get it.
Uh, okay, you know, we had to use the entire game so far.
What's the goal?
We have to reach this point.
We have to get there.
The blue laser right there connects and opens this door.
So like we can do this, right?
But now the red door is locked and we need a red laser to get in there.
So right now what I'm trying to do is figure out how to get a red laser into there.
Like, I feel like it has something to do with that where it's like you have to cancel out
one of the other lasers. So we cancelled one out, but I don't know. Uh, Bear Doggy, thank
you for the 19 months, really appreciate that, thank you Bear Doggy. Holy shit, man. Oh,
Oh, I'm starving.
I'm gonna usually have three directs. We'll see, man.
I don't think we have any food. I don't think we have anything I really want to eat, honestly.
Like, maybe a turkey sandwich, but even then, I'm like, I don't really want a turkey sandwich today.
I feel like I can go for like a burger or something.
Take a break to read the pantry.
Enjoy yourself. Yeah, I'm good. I'm just gonna
I'll live
Once time it's just a ten it's a one o'clock for me. I did also did need breakfast
But the cook breakfast omelet time sounds good
Go for it, Zell.
This will report a recon food.
I mean, there's pretty much no other opening than this.
A purple laser? I don't think that works.
You want your Blackstone, you want a burger?
You keep frozen burger patties on buns on hand so you can make one you want rather than
ordering shitty fast food burger and maybe get the white one from others day.
So she can make burgers on demand.
Hey Katie, I got you this for so you can cook me more food.
I think she's talking about wanting to get a blackstone.
I
My dad once got my mom an espresso machine as a gift.
She doesn't like coffee.
I think it's just that I'm a chat GBT is working.
Do I really need to do math myself right now?
Hey guys, what's four times three?
Chatmate at Gork, what's seven times six?
Thanks Gork
I made a blinking light
Happy birthday, Bob, it may be in a few months, but why not start celebrating now?
I should remember a friend of mine having I he posted this thing on Facebook like you know millions of years back when people used Facebook and
Something like hey everyone. Hope you're doing well this year for my birth month
If you guys could all comment for stuff you'd like to do for me. I'd really appreciate that. Thank you so much
And I was like motherfucker. It's birth day not birth
month and then you like create like everybody come bring tell me everything
you're willing to do for me I was like and we were friends I was like my god
what the fucking what's the ego on this guy holy shit who the hell does this guy
think he is fucking Julius Caesar himself like it's outrageous man what the
hell out of here. Render unto Caesar. It wasn't Rage Bay. No, he was serious. He was absolutely
series now as a friend of mine from high school
He was a he was an eccentric fellow
He also ran a cuddling business he would like he would come to your place and cuddle you
Not sex, not anything like that, just cuddling.
He was an eccentric fella.
Yeah, yeah.
He was not, no he was not, he was not a male prostitute.
But the thing is he was right wasn't good-looking
Really have me to judge another dude, but I'm not like oh, oh, I'm not gay
I don't know but like honestly hard to tell I feel like not particularly
But like it wasn't like all night. He's good-looking like I feel like he was like, you know
Yeah, like I think about it like I think he was like I think you have like a decent body
But I'd say like face-wise. I don't know like seven out of ten. He was probably better looking than me. Honestly, let's be real. I
Wasn't listening. I'm just gonna say you're probably right
I don't know if he has a podcast I haven't seen him in a long time
I didn't even realize how much I'd limited my own image. Can we discuss Bill Gates? No
I want to talk myself into just accepting this incredibly poor future we've been offered
a future where things just keep getting slightly worse every day and we accept it because
because we're ashamed of ourselves not of something-
I remember being annoyed because like mother fucker would eat like entire boxes of pizza
by himself, and we're this is like we're in high school and if we go in the pool like he's like
perfectly muscular no problem and I'm like you know I had I've had dadbots since I was 16
fucking years old man so I was like what the hell this is bullshit but I was also like a foot
and a half taller than him so you know like whatever I guess I think I was fucking born with dadbots
than death. It really is.
Well, I was jealous. I once strangled him and threw him out of the house.
Proudly and proudly. Or...
I had a girl coming over and I was like, hey, I got a... my girlfriend's coming over.
Could you... could you, like, leave? And he was like, no, I'm not leaving.
And I was like, ah, that's funny. But like, yeah, could you go home?
He was like, no. So I'm kind of like... I grabbed him like this and put my knee in his back
And I literally threw him out the front door.
Haha.
We better.
Because I don't think I can handle the alternative.
Haha.
I made him into a cutler.
What a cuddler.
What a bit of good bouncer.
Cuddle this.
He just wanted the cuddle.
Or dude, I think he was violating a key tenets of the friend code.
What am I gonna do here, I have to activate that.
the
This is a similar deal here.
We got a...
Okay.
Did I ever live in dorms?
Once the money isn't a little early for you.
I gotta back out of babysitting you already.
Dads upset? No.
Uh, I did live in dorms, yes.
You're ahead of schedule of these projects.
You know, one for the money may work for somebody here.
He could be, he might be your employee.
Yeah, I lived in dorms.
I lived in a dorm room and I, uh...
Make it so.
I lived in something that was like essentially a dorm room like it was student housing like off-campus
I didn't say he was hot, not what I said
What I said is that the you guys are misinterpreting what I said
What I said was I feel like it's kind of hard to judge like you talk about like how good it like a dude's body is
somebody that but for face-wise or something I don't know I have no idea
how to judge how attractive another man is I'm not very good at it so it's all
a guess to me to be honest sometimes sometimes people talk about how like
hot women are like all those women's 10 out of 10 and like my I there standards
are totally different from like what I would consider oh yeah she's hot so I
I don't know. I feel like it's so hard to do that.
Yeah.
People are like, oh, this woman is so hot.
And I look at it and it's like, what are you talking about?
Like, what the hell?
Like, what universe are you living in?
Like, I could not disagree anymore.
What are you doing?
What's she saying?
What do you mean, dude?
Using the eyelid to hold him.
Fat hog changed my mind.
Girls don't even want, girl, girls don't even want like, oh, dude, that's the myth is that
guys think girls want huge dick. I don't know if you got, but there's all kinds of discussions
that happen about dick behind the scenes, because there's something called boyfriend
dick, where like, it's not like, it's not like you want like a right sized dick, right?
There's like, there's all kinds of discussion about dick, right? Yeah, exactly, exactly.
What's going on? We're talking about Dick.
What does it sound like?
Is this a dick stream?
Dick Cheney?
What's happening with this lunch hour?
Pulsar games make us do this?
I didn't make up the phenomenon of boyfriend dick.
I heard that from somewhere. I don't remember where.
See, I need, now I need the other one here.
Oh, wait a minute. Can I?
No. Shit.
Damn.
I'm in the ship out of nowhere. Did I, did I make up, wait, did I make up boyfriend dick?
Did I make this up?
I made up boyfriend dick.
When your wife is cheating on you, hahahaha
I think I made it up, huh?
I've heard comedians make jokes about boyfriend dick.
It's been around, okay, it's been around for years, thank you.
They make attachable dongs for dudes to use when you want to go from boyfriend dick to
anaconda porn dick.
Which fat hog should I wear today?
Would you like to use boyfriend dick or cockzilla today?
I think I'll go with a cockzilla.
Continue the stream as entertainment hour for Golden Acres retirement community
The media manager said that all this cock talk is no bueno
He said let me ma and pit pit don't need to hear this
Oh, fuck am I doing here, bro?
much. So that does not... I thought I had it earlier, like I had what I was trying to
do here earlier. How did I achieve that? Yeah, how the hell did I achieve that?
Let's start over here.
I had it like over here somehow or other.
Thank you, Chris on
I am attempting to
Okay
That's what I was trying to do, okay
of
When I pick this up, it's gonna break the circuit.
Yeah.
But I need that to not happen.
But that's- I think that's right.
I think that's right though.
I think it's right.
Seems precise, yeah, I'm not sure.
a bit more room yeah yeah you might just have the first one the wrong spot yeah
maybe right so it's like it's about not interrupting the connection because if
you interrupt the connection then the gate comes down obviously so I have to
do the same thing here where it's connected via this right so that's good
thing is that this one's got like really tricky positioning apparently so I'm
trying to figure out like where to put this thing
having a hard time finding the exact positioning here assuming I'm even
doing this right I don't know
So, like, this is broken that was getting over there, but because we didn't interrupt
the circuit, the laser's still there, so now I can safely disconnect that one.
I think you gotta get to do that, like, a couple of times here.
At least, and now I have to do it again.
But the problem is that the laser gets in the way, I think.
If I disconnect this one, it's gonna break, right?
Oh no, we're good actually, never mind.
No, we're good, that was it.
And...
That is going to figure out how to do this one, it's pretty cool.
I don't even know what I can do this one.
This one is very finicky, it's a finicky one.
Sneaky pocket sand, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it dude, thank you very much.
Yeah, you're leapfrogging for one or the other.
Uuuuuhmmm...
I just fucked myself, didn't I?
oh I gotta reset the whole fucking thing god damn it dude son of a bitch
Yeah, I was kinda close.
It's like the angle here is...
I don't know where I want to put this motherfucker.
I don't know where I want to put this thing to make this work.
So irritating.
There's like a specific spot you gotta put it. Yeah
Think of Byron to get you through I feel like I can almost remember his face
I think it should go in the middle of the window, like right there maybe.
Okay, that did work.
And... now what?
So we've got this open, now we need to open this one here somehow or other.
And before I look at the answer...
You doing that corner one too far back?
Yeah, this one's tough.
No, it's not that. It's not that it's too far back. I just thought I'd need, um...
I think there's something else we're not seeing here, maybe.
Oh, wait a minute, hang on. No, it has to be on that side because that's where the gate is.
So no, it has to be on that side for sure. Pretty sure it has to be there. Can you leapfrog the
laser one more time I soft like myself again I keep soft walking myself
Yeah, I did the exact same thing again.
Is it being possible to solve it yourself again?
I mean, like, you can reset any time.
That's fine.
I mean, I think lots of puzzles have stuff like that, dude.
Yes, so this, um, the laser beam can't pass through this gate, so that means it like has
to be here.
Now...
So this is the moment.
This is the critical moment.
Yeah, I can do it now.
annoying? Do you think it seems like poor design? I don't mind it, like I think back of almost
every puzzle ever, like when I think about Mario puzzles or whatever. I feel like they
all have that. They all have reset stuff. Oh my god.
So that's... did not work.
It did not work.
I didn't softlock myself, but...
This one is not easy, no it really isn't.
We understand, and so I understand all of this, and I'm pretty sure this is all correct.
Yeah, it's just this step I don't know now.
It's holding this gate open, but if I interrupt this beam, because that this beam right here,
this one, that's what's keeping this gate open, so I can't interrupt that.
So now I don't know what to do.
I've only played Talos 2's at worth buying the first, I think Talos Prince will one solid.
It's a fun game.
If you liked Talos 2, I'll see why you would not like Talos 1.
This is where I've connected this before, and then this is where it kills me.
Ah, you know the one thing I remembered from Talos 1 that wasn't in this game is the one
where you have to record.
You're like, you do a recording of yourself, like doing that, and then you have to also
go with your recording.
I remember, I remember that. I don't think that's in this one at all.
That one was really annoying if I remember right.
Did it not keep both gates open?
If I connect, so... yes.
But I'm pretty sure I would be interrupting the beam.
And then that would fuck me.
I'm less.
I think if I take this off, I'm good
I'm good. Okay, we got it. How's it I was just missing one connection there. I was missing one little connection
There we go
Another tricky one
intelligent and dedicated.
Fuck you.
Remember, intelligence by itself has little value unless it is ethically applied.
Hey, these little daily affirmations, I prefer Portal where it's like, Portal insults you
as you keep going.
Mobile instruments.
Marv is dead on the inside.
Uh, hey Chassie Bird, thank you for the 54 months, wasn't Zexia on so much fun dude.
I enjoyed it.
so not enough
I think the purpose of purpose of this...
Oh mother fucker
Sometimes this game hides this shit in a corner
I still don't know what the purpose of it is though.
I've never seen an emote get more community love than Barb M. It's beautiful.
What's up Ashley? How's it going?
It has become my most used emote among my subscribers.
This won't make it keep going up higher, does it?
Do you ever create something and regret it instantly?
Uh, yes, I definitely have.
The joy over barb M success must be indescribable I
Love that I think it's like a tick-tock or something for the guys like yes. Yes. Yes. Can you take me?
To a place
When did Barb Bait become tier one?
Oh god, just recently Moe we do. Yeah, I felt bad I moved Barbate to tier one.
People really wanted to use that emote, so...
We should have one last breath of the Street Fighter 6 soundtrack and replace Ed's existing theme.
Heh heh heh heh.
What is the point of this I have an idea
It has to be something like this.
So I'm walking around with it on my head.
I don't know what to do with it.
Somebody's getting timed out for that one.
N'ahm.
I'm blaming you.
Yes, yes, yes, can you take me higher?
There we go.
How'd the barbell tell me if I fucked up when she was talking instead of sending me into
the abyss?
How the hell was that the intended solution?
here's the game for people with their third eye open
this is for the truly awakened ones
straight to the abyss
he's mad with power
my brown eye is open
Do you want to do well at the Hallowspins we got to open your brown eye?
Um, okay hang on, so, gotcha.
like go over here oh okay
get to eat salad for that it's a little rabbit in here today bra I told you guys
Because people are so high for Talos Principle.
I
Are there cheats to get guns in this game?
There we go.
Just a hoverboat.
You think this game is making your brain bigger?
Please no.
I don't think my head needs to get any larger than it already is.
It's good.
I have hires stuck in my head.
Yes!
Can you take me higher?
Hehehehe
Two more plays!
Alright, so
What I want to do
So, one of these has to be...
It has to be open.
It's got to be the blue.
Okay, blue's open.
This isn't good enough either because now what I need to do is I need to be able to...
I need to be able to do this
and then it would activate the red.
That's what I need to do.
What's the meme I'm talking about?
Where is the can you take me hire?
Can you please solve the mother shot up?
I think it's just this one. I think people use this guy for like everything, is this it?
Well frozen water, what are we doing here?
It's this?
YAY!
Is he gonna do it?
Hey, hey!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Can you take me higher?
I feel like, I think they just do this for everything, hang on.
Can you take me higher helldivers, is it?
Most people just use it, people just use it for everything, I don't know, but anyway,
he does a good job.
I think people have done that for like everything, anyway, that's the meme.
Let's go there!
Now do you know I got this fucking song on my head?
Goddamn.
See, once I go through here...
I look like he's struggling with the puzzle, but he's really trying to not sing higher
Sure.
Oh, like, okay, I did that, but that doesn't do anything for me, though.
I feel like I'm like really close here.
Uh, Shenigator, thank you for the sum.
Appreciate it, thank you very much.
You made me one in memes.
What did you make me in memes?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
You take me higher
To a place where blind men see
I
Please don't it's gonna ruin the song
cliff and have sort is just what we needed we honestly did need a cliff and
have sort we really did
Let's go there!
What the hell are you doing?
Fuck man, it's stuck in my...
What do you, I've been over and over, do you see Mike?
Yes!
The one held I was gonna be perfect for this too, ah maybe, ah man.
Ugh, I don't know what to do here, man.
See, I think...
What I have to do is I have to have that linked up, so then as I go through, I can just pew, pew, pew and walk through.
But...
I don't know, you ever played wolf quest?
Hmm, I don't know, dude.
I really don't know, there's something I'm missing here, man, I don't know.
I'm going to refund my 61 months or you don't solve this puzzle.
Uh, Green Ferret, thank you for the 61 months.
Appreciate that, thank you, Green Ferret.
Port Gas, that's a Port Gas, that's a kill man.
Thank you for the tier 379 months.
How's it going?
I feel like it's been a while.
What are we doing, woman? Thank you very much.
Uh, Mothatin, thank you for the 57 months.
Really appreciate that, thank you Mothatin.
in Spain for vacation nice dude how was your vacation ah chromic thank you for
continuing to get some zealestas thank you for the four months
Appreciate that dude, thank you very much.
I don't know, chap.
Oh my god, it works. It was fun. I had quite a few rainy days all in all grades. I think
Spain is usually pretty dry right? She must have got unlucky, huh?
Maybe it was in the plane.
It was like I'm having a sword fight over a toilet bowl with all those dreams of failure.
Zastra, thank you for the 72 months, really appreciate that, thank you Zastra.
I
So let's go back.
I don't get this one. I'm missing something. I think I was closer before where I was trying
to do this, to activate it to change what that one is doing.
Nah, it doesn't really, it doesn't tell me everything but I think that that's the general
idea here. Uh, Scrampee, thank you for the 42 months. 11, thank you for the sub. Appreciate
it, thank you very much.
Hang on.
HELLOHA!
Yes, yes, yes, is he, is he gonna?
So let's go there
Yeah, yes, yes!
Can you take me higher?
Do a place well!
Have you found any signs of Colidius who could he have returned to the island?
Nothing so far, but he knows this place better than any of us and we have no idea what he's
up to.
I thought today's stream couldn't get any better.
Barb sings this.
Alright, this might be the last one here and then we're probably going back to the big
thing again.
Photon Sail.
3 times for your boss to walk by?
Is he gonna- Is he gonna- Yes!
Yes!
You know you motherfuckers put me on at work.
You guys are playing.
You guys- I never had- Wait, no I can't be- Okay, so we're missing something.
Existing.
Um, box?
A useless box.
box. Am I missing something else?
You can trade the box for the box, this is true.
Uhhhh, I work for mom, so no trouble there.
Put headphones on!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Okay, I have two boxes now.
I'm sorry, what did you want me to do?
I'm a little confused here and I think I may have locked him on, I guess not.
Jay, thank you for the 66 months, really appreciate that making Jay.
I don't understand, what do you do with a light bridge?
I don't even know what this thing is.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Um
of
Oh, oh, okay.
Alright, ready?
Enter the tower.
Does that mean that it's losing just a running jump?
And maybe, I don't know.
I'm sure the devs knew it was possible.
Was there a fan you could take off?
Oh, I don't know, maybe?
Bitrate!
Bye-bye, Bitrate!
right lasers tetris and talking yeah more or less
No more the Sphinx will face.
There are no gods, son of man.
There are no Titans, no heroes to save you.
No divine judge to weigh your soul against a feather.
Nature has no will and she is not your mother.
There is only you and the spark of the sublime that
is your mind.
As for myself, I never know the flame to do any kind as the stories tell.
I only show you where it was within yourselves.
What is the sublime?
It is that voice within you which says,
I am, that I am. I will be what I will be.
All myths have an element of truth.
You are correct. But that truth comes from you. It is part of the flame, and yours to wield. You must make myths, not follow them.
Perhaps it is time for humble myths.
Perhaps, but do not think you can quench the flame within you.
You may suppress it for a thousand generations, but it will always return.
We're not going to agree, will you leave me to Byron anyway?
As you freed me, so I will help you free your friend.
Where you are within the Lufus, follow my signs.
All right.
It's time to do this.
Let's go get Byron.
The tank in Helldivers is so fun.
I've heard it's like, it's not just a one person vehicle, you have like multiple people
in one vehicle.
I love vehicles in video games where it's like one person has this job, one person does
this like I love it I think that's so cool
travel to mega structure
Byron always called me a pessimist but I want to play baro trauma with some people
recognize our flaws
whenever one gunner two pastures oh okay so really then it's it's a two person
vehicle then if I was pessimistic I wouldn't believe that we can turn
our back on the old ways, or that we can find happiness in humility. But I do. I have hope.
Even if Byron could never see it that way.
Oh yeah, Jake has. That's happened to me before, too. I had somebody I was playing
held ever once and uh it was a lot it's like a long time ago and I had to go
because like you know we were stepping out or something like that and they
were trying to run around complete the mission so I was like all right well we
already been in the mission for a while I called him the evacuation and the guys
pointing a gun at me and he's like cancel the evacuation now I was like like
dude I gotta go and I like I got booted from the mission like 10 seconds later
was like all right people take it like way too seriously
please without the streaming i'm sure you're aware that the situation in new
Jerusalem stop right there yeah your discoveries
challenged our beliefs in difficult ways i don't know the game's finished
people still have faith in the calls i laid out
you contributed to that in some ways but i know you've also had your
Your doubts
Your choices no streaming you're in the mail
Let me speak plainly for a moment. Ah, but I could make some ends
I both know that I exaggerated I
Built a myth around Athena that does not reflect what she believed
But you have to understand it wasn't really about her
It was about what the city needed. It was about keeping us together
together, invested in a common narrative, and it was about preventing us from going
the way of our ancestors, because temptation is real, and our flaws are still the same.
So you admit the goal is a myth?
A myth was a necessary one.
I'm not a fanatic or a fool 1k, although I sometimes play one.
I'm just trying to do the right thing.
I know I can't stop you from trying to save Byron,
but watching that pyramid could destroy everything I've tried to build.
You can shove your goal where the sun don't sign.
I suppose I deserve that.
Very well. I've done what I could.
You do as you must.
good luck
let's go
you're coming along this time
what about protocol?
screw protocol
it's firing
WHOO BIRY!
Saving Private Byron.
I don't have a Q-Know.
Where's the Mortal Kombat music?
I didn't realize I had so much less of a game.
I thought last night I was pretty close.
Why do we care about Byron?
Good question.
The higher helicopter?
That'd be pretty funny.
That's all we had to do.
Okay?
I... I...
I'm out.
All my friends, the things that I saw, the...
The power of this machine.
The depth of her grief.
Come on, follow me. I have to show you something.
I thought all of this was... deliberate.
Athena testing us to see if we're worthy of her invention.
I wanted to believe that she had a plan.
In my own way, I'm mythologized to as much as everyone else.
I never thought she might feel confused, lonely, uncertain.
And what's the most human thing to do when you feel lost and sad and have no idea what to do next?
You take a nap.
Here, listen.
If I give them the machine, if I convince them of its power, we could finally build the world
Alexander imagined. The world Miranda deserved. No, the world we all deserve, even the worst of us.
We could take stewardship of this planet. We could explore the stars.
We could give meaning to the universe.
If you embrace the knowledge of the flame, you can bring light into the darkness.
But what if they make the same mistakes again?
What if selfishness and stupidity went out again?
What if they take my machine and turn it into a weapon?
What if they act like children and burn the planet?
The secrets of the flame are not for ordinary mortals to learn.
You cannot overcome your sinful nature.
Do you see what's happening?
It's her. It's all her.
Everything we're seeing is Athena.
Her every hope, her every fear.
All of her memories and contradictions
brought to life by the machine.
A dream-given form expressed in the language of her childhood.
A world of puzzles and towers.
No, what can I do? How do I make this decision?
There has to be an answer. There has to be a way of making sure it's the right choice.
It can't just be a leap of faith.
There are no answers, creature of flame. Every question leads to another.
She's not waiting for us to prove ourselves before she helps us.
helps us. She needs us to help her. We have to wake her up.
Maybe we'd better get out. Come on.
No, I cannot allow this.
All for the phantom pain.
That just happened.
grievous injury my child but do not lose faith your companions have not forgotten
you and it is through the bombs that you have forged that you will be saved
bombs
Welcome back to the land of the living for a while there. I thought we might have to reset you
What happened to me we think you and Byron got hit by some kind of energy discharge knocked both of you out
There's one of them cast really that hard of a boss. He's pretty hard
You were hard to find and even harder to fix. It's been several weeks
Uh, is Byron okay?
What's the situation in New Jerusalem?
We have to go back to save Athena.
theory of everything
uh... we have to embrace the future
if that's your choice you should speak to baron
he's waiting for you outside
thank you
we're all in this together one day
one way or another
achievement
We have to go back do we though
Hello one key we've been through quite the journey, haven't we but the story's not over yet
him. What do we do now? Herman may have sold everyone on his myth, but I don't think even
And he can afford to prohibit us from trying to find Athena.
I can get us a veto.
Okay.
Speak to Melville and Yakut.
They were part of the beginning, they can be part of the end, if they want to.
I'll take care of the rest.
Do I have to talk to Melville and Yakut?
can i just...
you're going back aren't ya
we are
we can't leave Athena trapped
but you're not going to shut the machine down
are ya
no
Then
Let me just say this okay, I
Understand what you believe in I really do all you guys think with everyone months respected your vision of the future Byron
It's beautiful. It's moving, but just consider that maybe there is another way a
way that is more humble and
Maybe less exciting, but no less beautiful. Do I gotta say I'm the one that did everything
Do I get do I get an opinion here?
Hot doggy, thank you for the sub
Thank you for the 75 months
Thank you for your honesty
I say we kill them all. It's a bunch of fucking bots on this planet. The planet needs some
manage democracy. Then we show up and we kill them all.
Monster. Activate the hell bomb.
Alright, I'll see you at the veto.
and
they why
the duration of the game and more interactive fiction exhibition has been extended to celebrate completion day and our dedication to the principal's of the go
May the founder be with you.
Good luck, 1k.
1k, you're back on your feet. One of which I fixed, by the way. You're welcome.
I'm going back, you're coming with me?
Of course I will. I think I might want this even more than you do.
What was it with chapter one?
Then meet me at the beetle.
Robots feel like they're straight out of hack and slash fury.
I'm really glad you made it okay for a while. I really thought even me
I'm going back. I'm sorry, but I can't I just don't believe the things could turn out well
I thought about it over and over and I understand what it would mean for us, but
I just think people are too flawed. We've made too many mistakes
understand take care whatever the parts of the megastructure oh no not not
Yakutsu noooo! Yakutu was my favorite he's not coming, no.
This is such an emotional moment now, I truly feel like an emotionless robot.
more like ya ugly.
Gabe, thank you for 25 months.
I was thinking one of the mayor was like gonna kill me or something it'd be cool if like
anything happened honestly but yeah fine.
I'm glad you're here, Melville.
I wish Alcatraz and Yucuc could come too,
but they believe what they believe.
Well, I thought about it,
and it turns out it's pretty simple.
They're wrong.
You do have a way with words.
Oh, no.
I have only one thing to ask of you, my child.
When at last you find yourself before Athena, be gentle to my old friend.
The weight of the world was placed on her shoulders, and if she failed to carry it,
it was because no one can carry such a burden alone.
God
You're in town all makes amends if you want to explore make sure we didn't miss anything out there though ahead
When you're ready, let's see how long we'll be running for.
When Byron got lost his friend saw 50 puzzles for him, but when Bride got lost, everyone laughed, I'm still in his jungle and fucks.
There seem to be more puzzles per cluster than necessary to gain access to the tower.
I wonder what happens if you solve all of them?
Yes?
Um...
What can I do for you, Wonkae?
Of course, faith in humanity doesn't have to be blind to put it in the lock.
Uh, so how do we go?
Oh, there we go.
My new friends seem nice.
Can you take me higher to a place where blind men see?
Why do we bother landing?
the game was like, do you want to do more puzzles? And I was like, nah, I'm good.
You can't get this song out of your head.
So in the story, this giant machine is like a machine that can do anything.
Am I right?
space travel or whatever.
Uhhh...
Soup is food.
Anything to say?
It's a Deus Ex Machina.
Well, we're like robots but we call ourselves humans.
Is this like what humanity has become? I guess?
I don't know.
Or maybe it's like a collected delusion.
They're aware that they're not physically human.
It might just be what they refer to themselves as.
How much of this game is sitting in elevators a lot?
The singularity. It's beautiful.
It's after you now, okay?
We'll follow you if we can.
Don't die, kiddo.
Dyson Sphere, uh...
This is contained within it.
And I just like...
Can't jump into it.
I wonder what is the... what is the smallest star? I wonder what is the smallest star?
Hmm. They're pretty big too, right? Yeah, I'm a star. How small... how small can a star go?
Neutron Star? Also, it would have to be one of the stars that's so densely packed in that
like it's like mine, it's like mine bendingly how dense and how heavy like a single teaspoon
of the material would be, right?
What is changing?
Oh
Dude
Are you happy that you have no more banjo or rare games played for a while?
Banjo is dead, dead and gone.
This looks exactly like a puzzle you saw like an hour ago.
I mean that's just generally the game.
You discovered the game.
So like, what's going on with this?
So I don't know what that does.
Okay.
We need Bob to check out the Banjo PC port.
I mean I could see myself playing on Nostalgia 64 or something but like I'm not really into
rush to that zone.
theCynicalWeeb So I'm not really sure what's going on.
Uh, at all.
I have red over there and...
So now, can I
make this into blue?
I think?
Okay, so...
Okay so...
So then you can turn these panels into whatever you want.
I guess that's how it works.
You can switch those back and forward. Okay.
Cool puzzle, I like puzzles, I mean this game's got a lot of puzzles.
Shit!
That stuff really starts happening. Some of them.
Oh god.
Four hours into Elysium, you guys were right. I know, like, what is Elysium?
More puzzles, yeah.
Oh, hang on. Guys, I gotta use the bathroom.
Brad back, one sec.
Can you take me home?
Can you take me higher, to a place where blind and see?
The honor in the Cheyenne pines are still mild, yet laminate astrayer.
Can you take me higher to a place with golden streets?
What the fuck do we do now?
I was going for five seconds, Jesus Christ.
What the hell outta here, Mr. Administrator?
I wonder if I got you.
No!
I don't know, thanks for that, I appreciate that.
When does Bolt Gun 2 come out?
I wanna play Bolt Gun 2.
I hope they record new death screams.
Get the same guy.
All right.
Four Utopia puzzles.
And I think I'm out, they dragged me back in.
Um...
So this is like a blank slate, I can't do anything with it yet.
Um...
A reward and more puzzles.
So I don't even see anything I can do here.
Can I even do anything here right now?
I
See a drilling wall
You're five thousand dollars deep in minis and paints and books goddamn
I'm actually not sure I can do something here
Maybe I have to come back
Yeah, I can't go this way.
I can't do that, so no, it looks like whatever it is I have to do, I have to do something
here.
Warhammer's an expensive hobby, it sounds expensive, man.
Oh, hang on.
Uh, nope.
That's not anything.
Well, I have no idea.
Ah, game didn't like that.
What the hell am I doing here?
Yeah, but wasn't there another path back here hanging?
So we have utopia puzzles and dystopia puzzles?
It was like fully like eight more puzzles, isn't there?
There's like a lot.
Everyone in Melville told you not to go swimming.
Do you have to do like a dystopia before you can do the utopia?
Is that right?
And do they have an effect on one another?
So if I go back, is this gonna be blue now?
It is, so they like, interconnect as well.
Um...
Huh?
I have to say the sentence said that we are not entirely bound by time.
Our minds can recreate the past and predict the future.
She said knowledge is a kind of freedom.
But I have the ultimate knowledge.
And I'm not free.
Hmm, that's why I was confused because there is actually nothing you can do over there.
Alright.
We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free.
I guess let's go back here.
Running back and forth and not losing your mind is a real final test.
because Barb.
Oh, fuck, man.
Okay, there is clearly something I need to do.
Well, we're gonna be running back and forth a lot, aren't we?
We're gonna be doing this a lot.
there
what does the switch do?
does the switch allow me to turn
off of this okay and then now we can put this there all right okay we have some
sort of progress
It's going to be so weird when the cards are done where we do then.
And a long, a long journey with the cards.
I mean I feel like I moved the football there a little bit, but try finger, butthole, or
Nothing with it without the cards
We still blocked here yes we are I
I'll go for the Seahawks, but I don't know who's gonna win. I don't know anything about football
I'll root for the Seahawks just because I've seen that but I don't think the Seahawks I've ever won a Super Bowl, right?
The Patriots have won more Super Bowls in my lifetime than I can remember. Yeah. Oh, you have all they have one
I'll still go for the Seahawks. I guess
So, if I were to fire this back in there, I could turn that red, uh, I think.
And I think that would affect the dystopian world, right?
So now that's red.
And I could also...
I thought it was red.
Not red?
Maybe you need a continual stream into it to make it red?
Were you watching when the giants were in the pageant's pr- yeah, I saw both giants
Super Bowl wins. Yeah, I watched them both. I thought those two games were like identical games
Like they were both like the same fucking game basically. I what I did watch both
They both have like a last second crazy catch
They both the Giants were down in both games. I think
Both fantastic games
Yeah, yeah, let's open my brown eye. I'm trying
Okay, yeah
This is Banjo 3, yes.
Okay, so this is open now.
Well, no, it's still on open shit. Well, what do I fucking do? Okay, the back and forward in this area is fucking annoying
Should I go back? I don't even know where I should be
Should I be
Over there or over here
Colo killer thank you to the sub we should do they can call a killer
What is this? What is this shirt?
That's pretty funny like that shirt
I guess we got to go back to this dystopian side
What are we covered his last name is Gagnon
I'm sure they never got made fun of as a kid, yeah?
So, launch me here and then do this, but so what, right?
What does that mean?
I don't know what to do right now.
Clearly I've missed something.
I don't know what though.
Am I just, maybe I'm just, doesn't say maybe I'm turning this blue, but I don't think I
can.
Let's go back to the other side.
So this is us turning this red.
Is there an angle through which we can turn this blue?
I can't turn it blue because this is a converter, so that doesn't work.
And...
Hmm.
I don't know. I really don't know.
Oh, we're here and there's a sequence of puzzles we're trying to figure out.
Hmm.
What am I going to say, dude?
Oh, is this just like open now?
Oh.
So this is gonna turn this, that color, and I don't think I can get red on it, I can't reach that one, so I don't know what I'm trying to do here.
I think maybe I'm trying to activate that.
Maybe that's what I'm doing.
Yeah, it looks like it's got to be blue, so does that mean we got to hang on?
What's the two years against a converter?
It's too far red beam into it, it's a blue beam.
I want some that I want to try here.
So...
That's now blue means it's gonna fire out a red bean which is what we fired out before
though, I just have multiple red beams. So man, I don't know what the hell I'm missing
here. That's another converter is what that is. It feels like the witness. I mean, they're
both puzzle games. I don't think that they're... I don't think they're too similar beyond that, though.
It feels like I'm not accomplishing anything. I think I ask you one thing,
this will solve utopia, and this will be for all men kind of asking a lot, a little too much, you think so?
I don't know what the game wants me to do right now I did beat your scape yes I
BD yesterday. I mean we already went this way, right?
Oh man, I don't get it.
Babushka's glitch dungeon?
What the fuck is that?
That's the brain zone.
You want a nudge to prevent from losing time?
What's wrong with losing time?
We were just going to waste it anyway.
Is there somewhere else I can drill?
Cough, cough.
He took four minutes of my life and I want them back. I was just gonna waste them anyway
Is that open as one of them I
I see a thing way over there.
I don't think that could be progress, right?
Um...
I gotta be honest guys, I really don't know.
I have no idea here.
No idea.
What the hell is going on, man?
Uhhhhhh, same episode with steamed hands, the fuck's going on?
Uhhhhhhhhh...
I've run back and forward so many times already.
Look, I'm getting dizzy at this point.
I can't open this yet eventually you'll see it great
What the blue door in utopia that you've uh, haven't been through I don't see a way to open this door at all
I have a converter
and
This is the way I turn the beam to be a red beam, but that's that's it. That doesn't help me here though
So now if I go back to the other side this beam that's gonna be empty again. It's not gonna be a beam at all
So I don't know what to do there.
So I can turn this into a blue beam on that side.
But the blue beam doesn't help me because I need a red beam on the other side is the issue.
Where's the puzzle? I don't know, it's so weird.
All of a sudden I have no idea what I'm doing here.
This guy's the puzzle is so like big now that uh, I'm not even sure what's being asked of me anymore
Seems like they interconnect as well too. So like what you do over here has an effect over there
So I don't know
Oh god, I'm the running back and forward is kind of annoying
I don't really care much for that.
So I have a blue beam here and that's gonna turn to red.
I don't think it does anything for me here.
Oh my god dude.
You get a shortcut of your nicer to Byron.
Okay so should that be red?
oh my god this is pretty much the end
oh maybe it's because I didn't connect it or something
okay so that means the beam is red on the other side
Then this is kind of where I lost.
This was the last thing we did, right?
Now we're here.
Okay.
Make it through here.
We made it up here and we grabbed this one.
And then we came here, and then this opened that up.
Bro, fuck you.
God damn it, dude.
Okay, so...
I need a red beam.
Teleport.
The last 25% is a slog off, there's just, I don't know, there's just more.
There's definitely a good chunk left of the game.
What's in here?
We're going to be back in Utopia again.
Oh god, the loading.
Okay, so we're actually across where we were.
we recognize this because we have a red beam
there. Um, so this requires a red beam.
So we fire a blue beam into it, get a red beam into that, assuming we can even do that.
We've also got a converter here but I don't really see what to do with that.
Oh wait, what is this?
Oh, Gravity Shifter.
I don't think the gravity shifter does much for me right now.
It does get us up there, um...
Hmm, I don't know, man.
I don't think this game needed gravity fuckery on top of everything else.
I think the gravity stuff's been fine.
Okay, let's go back to the other side, but I recommend this game if you like puzzle stuff.
Yeah, sure.
You are in the puzzle games.
I don't see why not.
Can I even go in here?
Do I have to like go all the way back to the start to have an effect here now or something?
Like is that really, is that really where we're at now?
I gotta like run all the way back through everything to go back or something.
I surely don't see what to do next though.
I mean, there's no light beams here to do anything with
No, I just I mentioned that earlier how they're there. I remembered that from the first game where you have to record yourself doing something
Oh, this game doesn't have that
So it seemed like there's nothing I can do here at all in dystopia, so I guess we're going back to utopia
Yeah, there must be something in Utopia I can do, I guess.
Yeah, I remember those puzzles being annoying, for sure.
Can I reach one of the lasers here?
Um, so that one's firing a blue out.
Excuse me.
Oh my god, I'm getting dizzy.
I think your screen is upside down.
I think you're right.
Hi.
Hello?
I did these.
It's okay, there's like a fucking crowd outside my office right now.
They're cute.
Katie opens the door like a hole.
There's like an army of babies waiting for me.
Did you get a glass door?
Like, dad! People riot! Come out!
Dad, get your ass out here!
Um
So that is firing red.
need that to fire blue. That's a fire blue. It's awesome seeing us that when
this the girls can watch me work. I mean they wouldn't hear the game or anything
I'm doing it would just be me. It was like me just sitting here staring at
that something.
So we need that to fire blue.
There's now a firing blue, now we go back.
There we have a Driller.
Oh no.
No.
Oh, okay.
Easy, I guess.
Ten million years until every species has gone extinct or been replaced.
A hundred million until the rings of Saturn fall from the sky.
Five hundred million until the sun starts getting brighter, and everything on Earth starts dying.
see the green beam over there? We saw the converter in the other world. This lady is grim.
I'm not sure there's anything to do here right now.
I think maybe oh maybe what we want is we want this to be spitting out green at this point
So let's go on the other side. Let's go try to make it green.
Okay, so... red... blue...
Aw, hey, Viper and a Diaper, thank you for the $10, man.
Hey, congratulations, dude. Cheers
Thank you very much. Thank you Corso for the sub. Thank you for 51 months. Appreciate that
Grats man. Happy for you, dude
Good luck
Okay, put that on that side
Okay, so now we can take the Driller.
No we can't.
I can't take the Driller.
And what I can do is bring this guy through.
Uh, can I like, hang on.
Does this work?
It does work, you just gotta like, this almost feels like cheese.
Is that cheese to put him in the water almost? I feel like it is.
We do nothing. There's only a billion years left for life on this planet.
Every plant, every animal, all that is beautiful will wither and die.
And we will watch it happen.
Okay, so there's two more puzzles on the utopian side.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
This game is long
It has not been a super short game if that's your question
So that's firing out green if we can get that firing out red from here
We want that to be firing red
Okay, let's go. Is this now open? Can I get over here? Yes it is. Okay. No, it's not
Shit, so I gotta go run all the way back around fuck you
Hey, Barbara, no you've had a Mr. Sadden 3,000 do you hear that Mike Kevin and Billy coming back for new episodes?
I've actually thought I followed them for a while
I haven't I'm not not recently, but I used to listen to somebody they did called the riff tracks I
Used to listen to riff tracks quite a lot
they had a riff tracks was like so when you're watching a movie you press play
on the commentary and they play the commentary in the background while you're
watching so they had riff tracks for
so what do I need to go back through they had riff tracks for like the matrix
the matrix were loaded and all the matrix movies they had Lord of the Rings the
fellowship of the ring riff tracks was really funny I really like that one but
But yeah, I'm familiar with their work and their stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
They've done a bunch of reunions, didn't they bring back Mystery Science Theater?
I'm kind of on the opinion that I always found Mike Nelson funnier than Joel personally,
but I think people are pretty 50-50s on that.
Okay, so we want that firing...
Where even is it?
Yeah, what color did I have to spit out?
I can't remember.
What was the color I needed to spit out?
I've lost the plot.
I remember I had to spit out red.
Okay, but I should be spitting out red, thank you.
I've lost the plot.
No!
Blurple.
You're barely paying the attention, no clue.
You're small. How dare you?
Wait.
Bro, what?
why can't go that way I did forget what I what am I forgetting oh no no okay
Maybe I can just go around the long way
What do I do?
What do I do? No, I'm so confused now. No, what happened?
It all got fucked
oh can I just do this oh maybe we're okay I think we're okay go fishing or craft
something. Okay, that should be spitting out red. There we go. Okay. Progress. Progress.
But everything we love about this Earth will be gone.
Because we chose not to act.
Not to take control.
Not to be responsible.
But if I give them my machine, then it could all end tomorrow.
Did I? Did I hit this one?
I don't even know which one I hit or which one I didn't.
Did I- Did I use this one?
I hit this one.
So then where the fuck even is the last puzzle?
No idea.
Oh, that's the indicator I got you.
So I don't even know where the last one is anymore.
I can't still walk over there.
Oh, this is the one I haven't hit.
This one right here.
That's the one I haven't hit.
So there's one over there.
That's the one we did hit.
Okay, I see.
That's the one we haven't hit.
Yeah, it's right next to each other.
Got you.
Okay.
Aside from the running around, I mean, I think this area is kind of cool, right?
Aside from the people run back and forward between puzzles.
What's up, Craig Mack?
How are you?
Am I puzzling?
Yeah, we're puzzling.
Okay, so...
I don't see...
Oh, it's a...
I see the activator in there.
So there's a red and an activator.
there. The activator to turn that on we have to... we have this converter we have to have blue into
this one we'll just shoot our red to that one which will turn that on. Maybe I could go to the
other side and shoot blue up here.
Is there damage? There's no damage in this game.
I think the worst thing that can happen is if your character-
AW NOOOOOO!
The worst thing that can happen in this game is if your character dies, you just reload.
There's no, like, damage or death.
The way your brain works astounds you. Thank you.
So that turns that on, but that doesn't do anything for me, right?
Unless I can move it, but I can't get in there, unless I can also fire a red into here.
So I pretty much can use either one here.
Man.
Where is blue?
Where is it?
I need to fire red into it.
Okay, so now I can move it.
I bet we have the angle here.
Okay.
I'm gonna notepad the track everything down.
There's like a narrative where the streamer
must be dumb at all times.
I'm like, anything other than that narrative
is somehow like offensive to some Twitch chat.
Shit!
Can't you take it with you while the beam won't reach, so...
There we go.
Alright, that was the last one, right?
There we go.
I mean, I don't necessarily require praise all the time because I'm not, like, you know,
I'm not a toddler.
But maybe constant insults can get a little tiresome.
Maybe.
Once in a while.
Okay.
Insults are your love language.
Have faith in yourself and the work of generations right get it
I didn't think about like constant insults me is how boring it gets it's like okay like I kind of miss having conversation sometimes but
Things have been okay recently and fine
Save Athena
We in space no
Did he get movies recently? No, not really.
I got Athena. I've been watching Andorra Season 2.
It came to save you.
Like that robot from that old poem? I don't know what to do. I've thought about it over and over and over, but I still don't have an answer.
The Substance is a pretty wild movie, yeah.
You've seen what I've seen. You've been in my dreams and in my nightmares. You're connected to me and to the machine. You can choose. You have to choose. Break the loop.
I want to know the truth.
more payas the end of the substance does go pretty crazy yeah
Alexandra driven carried her burden as far as she could I took it from her
thinking I could carry it forever. But no one can. Not alone. So in the end, 1k made
the choice I couldn't make. He took a leap of faith.
A revels now are ended, these are actors, as I foretold you, your own spirits, and are
melted into air, into a thin air, and, like the baseless fabric of this vision, the cloud
towers, the gorgeous alleys, the seven temples, the great Groomed itself, the only thing which
it can help shall dissolve and, like this insubstantial pageant faded, leave not a right behind.
We are such stuff, as dreamies are made of, and our little life is wrapped with the sea.
But you, my friends, you will endure.
Oh
Frozen water, what are we doing here?
Is he gonna, is he gonna do it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Can you take me higher
To a place where blind men see
Yeah, weird end of this game. Really weird end of this game.
Come, my friends, it is not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off and sitting well in order, smite the sanding furrows.
For my purpose holds to sail beyond the sunset and the baths of all the western starlets
until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down, it may be we shall touch the happy eyes and
see the greater killies whom we knew, though much is taken, much abides, and though we
are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are,
You are equal temper of your low cards.
You make a time frame of a strong environment to strive, to seek, to find, and not to use.
We did a chat.
This is Evanescent starting.
Bad haiku.
Thank you for the 1000 bits.
Appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
It's over.
Yeah.
So, story.
Um, story, talking, plot, who cares?
Actual puzzles?
The puzzles were enjoyable!
Puzzles were enjoyable.
Ah!
Hahaha!
Birds, uh, birds get a 0 out of 10.
Uh, to be honest, I kind of enjoyed Talos Principle 1 and 2.
I kind of enjoyed them both.
I think that they're fun games.
I don't think that they're quite as charming or original or fresh feeling as portal one and two
But but I enjoy talisman school one and two. So I like these games. I think to some degree. I
You think about the plot of this game often
What was the plot of this game?
It's like, okay, so you are robot 1000
The robots of the city or command were ordered by the founder to create a thousand robots
That was the goal the founder of the city we find out is just another robot and that robot is Athena and
Athena is not a god or anything special. She's just another robot and she's like plugged into the system or whatever and
the thing in the middle that we're powering up is
A machine that basically allows you to do like anything, it's like a super powerful holy shit machine.
And I guess your choice is do you use it or not?
And I guess did we choose to use it?
Is that it?
And now we can do whatever we want?
Or something?
I don't know.
Yeah, hard to say.
Yes, no.
I don't know. That's more or less what I got from it.
There's also the, uh, the save Byron.
You choose the robot. The machine is a metaphor.
You decide whether to stagnate and choose stability and dogma over risk and innovation.
Yeah.
Something about story and talisman principle just gets like a big, like, yawn or something.
I don't know.
Machine that does everything is very present thematic the IRL I feel
I'm gonna bought it like
It punches well below its weights. I guess story-wise
and
For such Titanic steaks and struggles in the existence
Like it mostly feels like I'm an electrician
You feel like you know what I mean like I don't know like it. It's it doesn't
It's not equal the the action of the game and what you do in the game is not equal to the world shattering stakes
it tries to really imply what's going on and
I don't know there's ever like is there a bad ending can anything bad actually happen because it kind of seems like a bunch of
characters going like the dialogue feels a bit like well that just happened like over and over and over
over. To be honest in a puzzle I would kind of prefer utter silence and leave me alone.
So yeah, I don't know. Just something about it feels weird. I like the puzzles though.
The puzzles are fine, but I think the way the subject matter of the story and the way
it's presented just doesn't impact me whatsoever so you went caveman mode
yes you portal I think portals irreverence matches what you're doing
pretty well because portal the tone matches because what you're doing in
portal is often silly you're often like goofing up you're dying in silly ways
right okay that's GG so I think portals irreverent kind of joking tone matches
the action well and I don't think that Talos principles grave seriousness
matches what's going on like what you're doing like those two things are in
Congress to me so I think there's like a weird dissonance that makes me like not
care about that at all so yeah I don't know so anyway listen to JK Simmons
narrate I still like the puzzles though like the puzzles are cute I guess
Gigi uh well chat that's tell us principles to use bigger words I will
I will think up more Cromulan words to continually impress my my audience and
further educate you in the ways of of modern lexicon and dictionary I'm done
let's see so if you're wondering why we play Talos principle this is one of the
fun this was the last bad card jet these were all the cards left over from
September and the bottom bottom two rows of bad cards all completes all
complete. We still have let's chivalry 2, Dark Souls 3, Item Enemy, Foggate, Randomizer.
I still have to do book clubs. Gonna come back again. We're gonna read a book. I haven't decided
which book. Hot Ones Challenge, Make Barb Laugh, Cooking Streams. Stay tuned for that someday.
Who knows? And Mario and Luigi by the Inside Story. But slowly paying off all of our debts.
Is the Inside Story good or bad? It's neutral because it's actually left over from the last
from two years ago, a week of Mario.
So almost two years ago.
So cooking stream has been waiting on for like six years.
Didn't say, I still want to play Battle Brothers.
Yes, very excited for that.
Anyway guys, thank you guys for watching.
Thank you guys for hanging out.
I hope you guys enjoyed today's stream.
I will be back streaming tonight.
Hopefully I will see you guys then.
We're still waiting on Neo3 to come out.
Still not out yet.
But you hopefully jump into that pretty soon.
Let's go find somebody who was streaming.
Let's go raid somebody and I'll see you guys next time.
Where are we going?
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
As long as you're being in my head.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Ah.
Heh, heh, heh.
I know it's gonna be in my head.
I will throw you folks too.
I'll throw you folks over to Laserbelch,
who is playing Binding of Isaac.
Thank you guys for watching,
go check out Laserbelch, he is playing,
whoops, he is playing Binding of Isaac,
somehow I typed something wrong here, one second.
Is this gonna work this time?
There we go.
Thank you guys for watching,
go check out Mr. Laserbelch,
playing and binding of Isaac and I will see you guys next time. Bye guys, I just have a good one,
go raid MrLazierBulch and I will see you guys later. Bye guys, have a good one, I'll see you guys later. Bye bye.