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Wants to already pretty hot, but what if they can't? I'm not...
Yo, what's up guys, how's it going, good morning, happy Thursday, hope you guys are all doing
well.
What's up everybody, jumping in today to the morning crossword, hang on a second here,
jumping into the morning crossword today, we can kind of back in the crossword bug a
little bit.
How are you guys all?
Good morning, hang on one second here.
How you guys doing?
Okay, hit some of this, and hit this, and we should be good to go here in just one moment.
What's going guys?
One second here.
Neo3 Alert, still no Neo3 man, still no, just gotta wait, just gotta wait it out man.
Let's hit this button, and I'm liking this soundtrack lately.
All right, it's starting here.
Ah, Scooby, thank you for the bits.
Appreciate that, Nona's Rams, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Ah, uh, Jiggyfly, thank you for the sub.
Mortvan, thank you for the sub.
Aridon, Watery Owl, Fierce Barracuda, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you very much, guys.
Good morning.
Meet the Nioh3 demo yesterday, I'm sold, it's not at full price.
Uh, yeah, you can follow me, I don't know if you played Nioh1 and 2.
You could also follow NEO 1 and 2 on Steam. I think they go on sale pretty pretty frequently, but the
the NEO games are
They're a special bunch of assholes aren't they? Am I gonna watch the Nintendo Nintendo Direct?
So the Nintendo Direct is like a Nintendo Partner Direct, right? So it's not like Nintendo
I don't uh, I don't know when when is it when actually is it today?
You really if you want me to watch it, I'll watch it
It's at 9 a.m. so it's actually pretty soon huh in 45 minutes
I mean you know I just want you to know that going into it it's going to suck
I want you to know it's gonna suck but sure we'll watch it sure
partner showcase still time and whether it's a partner director we're not there
We're definitely not gonna do it in a big game, so.
Sierra will do, well, we'll watch the partner direct.
So that's enough, just remind me when we get closer.
So, when we done with the crossword by then,
hard to say, let's see.
You're holding out for Dustblood.
Dustblood is not something they're gonna do
in a partner direct,
that's more likely something they'll do
in a main intended direct, so.
Valetboy, they can set up a riot at the right,
they can set up, I'm not gonna say it's possible,
Let's say it's very unlikely. So
I think you dolly boy, we should have all right. Let's jump in
title
said with a hat tip
perhaps
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your out like baseball
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wasn't
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finish
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sign
aquaman star
Jason Moa, isn't he Aquaman?
OpFast, thank you for 79 months, we really appreciate that.
Thank you OpFast.
Out of order.
Acehole sister.
Talk to me about the Bombay Sapphire, I don't know.
The OpFast.
Solitio, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Any use for slaytly?
These lithium PC pioneer be Mac
Chow down eats
Small battery in order that can help may help with a car battery triple a
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Dog sled right isn't that the dogs the dog sled race that'd be like a husky
Alaskan huskies
Dog sled maybe
We'll wait
Swammy speakers, that's a language so this is like a people
Is that like Swedish or something or like Northern Europe ages and ages yams
Man with a hit in the Navy
I don't know what's going on. Is that my album?
In the Navy. Was that also...
God.
The village? No, it's not the village people. Okay, it's not the village people, I don't know.
Eurobread. I don't know. Oh, it could be Pita, I guess, right? Pita?
a bit more accounts with round numbers spy-fi novelists
Those are not the jokes that ends, it's nothing to cry about.
Uh, boo?
Uh, knock knock, who's there? Boo. Boo-hoo. It's nothing to cry about.
Tricky.
Microsoft Azure competitor.
Herb and a caprese salad.
Afer crust.
Blue show whose title character leaves paw prints, hints.
Uh, why not this one?
Blues, clues.
Sad to say.
Could your products are tires?
a legendary rebuke memory units for short branch of Islam would be there's
Suni and Shia? Suni?
Leader whose address ends with dot edu? Dean?
Bolly, Bailey Wake, I have no idea. Run?
Condition often treated with iron supplements.
Like your tap as one successor.
I IQ society
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55 across sauce
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Pedicure stone I
Have that a pedicure once before I hated it
I can be this in a cash only menu.
Okay, so this has got to be...
This is not your route.
It's got to be something different because this is ATM.
CEO.
Shaded section of a timeline.
Era.
Shaded section of a timeline era
How'd you lose that bet I don't know
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Can you hear the car would be Dana Carvey right? Dana Carvey. Punchy flavor. Hop sensation.
Okay I don't think a barbecue discard could be a bone.
Of Mac as the PC, uh, so this has got to be hands. This is IBM
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Rehanu
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game set and match a
Lab container
it was nothing exit plan no fencing blade would be an epi
Wait Nova Network. I don't know PBS. No idea
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Anju alternative
Dirtied soiled
Tank in a basement a boiler
here. Service interruption and outage. That was when I lived in New York, my dad spent
a lot of, my dad was a super. And I spent a lot of time working at the boiler. And I
remember that room, I wasn't really allowed to go in there. As a kid. Big ass boiler room,
spectrum I know one thing from tennis yeah super super was super intended but
somebody who's like in charge of like fixing stuff around the apartments and
stuff like that some this is oh desa desa a serious muscle is a glute and it
Dude, I mean, it is kind of scary, yeah.
Doesn't it?
Of Machu Picchu.
Incan?
Or Lama?
Let's see, I'm right.
Hang on, let's see.
Upper crust is elite.
Sad to say, alas.
unit for short is Meg's?
Baileywick area, I don't know.
Slumlord?
Uh, the super, the superintendent is not the person running these things, buddy.
It's been a minute.
You're kind of doing an hour, ETA.
Yeah, superintendents like the maintenance dude.
This would be Phoenix NBA or is the sun?
Um, I don't know, man, I have no idea.
Yeah, that's not the guy running the place.
Peace out?
Wasn't color fast.
Bled complete
Okay, so we got
This gotta be Google cloud, right?
Basil basil
Ripple say they put basil in their food and like they're like a basil leaf or whatever
They have like no idea if it adds anything to the flavor or not. So
That's something I've never cooked with this ever.
I have heard people say they put this in like their marinara's or something.
Pasta?
Oh am I thinking of bay leaves?
Is that it?
Maybe it might be right actually.
Wait, so this actually, hang on.
Actually, it's just village people, not the village people.
Like, pardon me, I don't know.
No.
Oh.
I like to watch you.
Could this be a vial?
Ah, beside the side.
Thank you very much.
Tricky as sly.
Ah, I think beside the side, I appreciate that, sir.
No, that's not a good idea in front of
ounce
Oh, this is an idol.
Sled dog.
MGs.
Oh, it's uh, Lily Rose Death, right?
Is it?
This... Thomas?
Eton and this is complete utter.
Hey, Soul Sister Rock Band is... train.
Oh, this is not pasta sauce. It's pesto sauce.
Okay.
Oh, bye.
Man.
Fix the rest of the war. Sorry, Jesus!
So I think this is Finns and then this is Tang.
And then this is, must be,
Jin and Tonic.
It's an Anjoua kind of pair.
Is this a boss pair or nothing?
A boss pair.
Birdy Kins, thank you for the 66 months.
Really appreciate that.
Thank you, Birdy Kins.
And this is, it was nothing as I try.
I don't know this author.
I don't know this one.
If I could spy-fi, I guess it'd be like a spy novel that has science fiction in it.
Like, you'd almost think of, like, Metal Gear Solid, kind of, as...
It's a spy thriller, but it also has a lot of science fiction in it, too, right?
So, maybe that's like a good example.
Spy and Fiction.
I mean, I wouldn't really say it's like a real genre, but...
I am Batman, thank you for the 63 months, wish you that, thank you dude.
Uh, Sprat-Oons! Thank you very much.
Sauce Turtle! Thank you for the 30 months.
Appreciate that dude. Thank you guys.
It's a strand, like...
Out of order.
So, broken.
What else could you say?
On the fritz?
Busted?
Hmm.
Uh, Lee Saucer? Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't really say Fritz. Besides, you wouldn't say it's Kaputnik.
Uh, Rohanu, thank you for 73 months.
to spell out my name correctly, you have my thanks.
Uh, Rihanna, thank you for 73 months, really appreciate that, thank you Rihanna.
said with a hat tip title ma'am
Sign gas.
So we're talking about a neon sign.
Neon is gas.
One could be managed.
This is anemia.
I should have known that.
A miss?
This is anoint.
And uh, this must be Mensa, so Ann Getty's.
Give a bit more.
Uh, we are gonna watch Nintendo Direct, yes, cause chat is gonna watch it.
I'm asking you to not watch it.
Can't wait to see where it's all announced.
Every time there's a Nintendo partner direct, people get so angry and it's like, bro, I told
it was a partner direct like we know like we knew what it was exit pole all right
there we go exit pole all right if you love jrphe's and this direct is for you
it's a yeah it's a partner direct yeah exactly yeah so there's some weird ones
here top up is weird top up the hell's that Meg's was also a little strange
memory units for short Meg's little weird Bailey wick and I saw no this is
area no idea but for the most part pretty straightforward crossword it makes
sense. Top up in two-pup. All right. Load up the
Wardle.
Let's do the Wardle. Load up.
Alright, Chad. Place your bets on how many guesses.
How many guesses is this gonna take?
Not my Bailey Wick is like not my cart, not my horse, not your area of expertise, so like
I say I've never heard that sailing before, same for my life.
And I feel like that's a saying local entirely like rural Pennsylvania or something.
I've never heard that in my life.
the weak sister that's exactly where I'm from that's pretty I've never heard it
I've never heard it there are there are things I have never heard of before it
happens it happens frequently actually you're all in
Place your bets, guys.
Interesting.
I have heard not my wheelhouse, or that's not my department, not my expertise, I have
heard stuff like that, never not my daily week.
Not my circus, not my clowns.
What's up, Revan?
How's it going, dude?
Dude first try believer. Oh god, man
Akai sweet sway thank you for the 70 months. I really appreciate that. Thank you, dude
Not my pig not my farm
Make sense
First try is a pretty rough bet
Especially with how I I always choose like a random word also
So the last spell DLC, I haven't played the last spell in a while.
At least I don't have something hanging, at least I finally beat Glenwold, so.
I think I've gotten a second try, but I don't know if I've ever gotten a first try.
All right, first word.
Almost a year's streak.
Hey, thanks so much.
Great thoughts.
Appreciate that dude, thank you very much.
My first word is, oops, hang on.
My first word is heists.
Okay.
How about...
Sporn
Okay
It's not sword or swarming or anything like that.
He can't be spook.
Could be spook.
Spook.
I'm still going to peer pressure you into streaming on YouTube also even if you don't read chat because with it
I can view you playing newer games in better quality and not crash my console
Maddie's thank you for the 31 months really appreciate that. Thank you Maddie. Great Fox. Thank you very much
Appreciate that. Thank you dude. Should we start with the four gang?
All right
they are the bet answer was
was a four, I guess is, four guesses this time.
Thank you, uh, thank you Maddie.
Appreciate that.
Uh, chat, I'm stressed, loan shark, I'm gonna ask us a missed payment.
Loan shark?
The, swoop in on this one?
I think loan sharks are pretty notoriously to stay, it's something to stay away from.
It's also, I guess, a modern day legal, legalized loan shark are like, what is it like, early
paycheck payment and those are just like straight up like we are we are predators towards people
with low income who need money pretty much right.
My stream is great for financial advice and I used to be in those places around where
I used to work sometimes.
Well, I guess we're waiting for Nintendo Direct, uh, waiting for Nintendo Partner Direct.
I'll not understand the Partner Direct.
They kind of want to pay that low in infinite money, sounds great.
Uh, it's, yeah, yeah, I bet it sucks.
Uh, Queen Victoria, thank you very much, really appreciate that, thank you Queen.
Only 20 minutes. Yeah, it should be soon. We have bingo board. It's a partner direct
So I can make a bingo board would be pretty much nothing but disappointment
My play or if there's level
What kind of level did words were make make itself
Lop and Zonk, thank you for the 40 months really appreciate that
Thank you. Lop and Zonk. I appreciate that sir a good one
masterpiece
Haven't played Mario Maker in quite some time. It's an SMB3 level
How about a quick Elden Ring randomizer run?
Disappointment incoming almost certainly yeah
It's a platforming level Kaizo with
confusing setups I mean
You know to be honest, I don't know why a lot of Kaizo is like this
I feel like a lot of, you know, and a lot of Kaiser Mario, and this goes for Super Mario World or Mario Maker things.
There's a good amount of people who play those levels, and they want to go into a level, and they want 50 of the exact same obstacle they've seen before.
Like Shell Jump, Spring Jump, like it's all the same tricks in a sequence.
And then if you try to if you try to do something new or like a unique setup or something that requires a little bit more thinking or
Timing, it's funny how some people get like angry about that. It's like
Well, you have to do that right like that's the point
It's the point of Kaizo is not to regurgitate the same tricks back and forward over and over and over
The point of it is to challenge the player with like new stuff. They've never done before at least the way I view it anyway
So um if it's confusing that's probably that's probably a little point of his favor to me at this point, so
Oh, the point was killing people with fish that's that's that's not the point that's uh, that's not like a hobby on the side
The Dark Souls randomized to be a big update that combines the enemy and item randomized in a glitchless compatible state
That sounds awesome. I did not know about that
Right you want to mix it up. Yeah
Did you enjoy the viral clip of grandpa 2 on Twitter?
Yeah, that's happened.
That's happened to my levels like a bunch over a long period of time.
Every once in a while, dude, if you want to go viral on like a social media website, take
a clip of somebody playing one of my levels and just post it.
That happens every once in a while, and like it'll go viral.
It used to happen to the beast on Facebook.
I think it was funny that somebody takes a clip of the beast playing and Mario make a level of mine
and they cut him out of it.
They cut out the beast and they just have him playing it.
And it happens with Grandpool too every once in a while. It happens on reddits once in a while.
It happens periodically so.
I usually show up afterwards and I'm like, hey I made this if anybody has any questions or something like that.
And usually not really so.
People thought that was original SMW level.
I mean when it comes to Twitter, like how many fucking bots are you talking about?
Like I think like dude, there was ever an example of a website that's like completely
overrun with dead internet theory, like Twitter is horrible.
Twitter is a cesspool.
It's terrible.
Yeah, yeah.
It's pretty awful.
People list the books in mind for Book Club, I haven't started considering it yet.
I only think only thing I say about the club is that I was considering dungeon crawler Carl, and then I'm
Reconsidering that's it. I haven't I haven't I haven't considered anything yet
Yeah, yeah, Twitter is awful
We're in Facebook are the worst of our bots
It's run by such a brilliant individual you should re reconsider I might yeah, we'll see when I reconsider doesn't mean I'm not gonna do it
I'm just reconsidering
Consider reading that and I kind of hate it.
Oh, Dungeon Crawler Carl?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's probably like, honestly a shorter, not, like, I don't know how long Dungeon Crawler
Carl is, but it's probably not a bad choice, even if you hate it, because at least, like,
I think it's an easier book for a lot of people to read and it's not like, you know, a thousand
page epic, right?
So, and at the end of Dungeon Crawler, go to book six.
Yeah.
I might just pull the trigger, right?
But it's not if I'm doing a week of Mario or not, not yet, no.
You watch your Twitter, you only follow sports news and bar, I mean I barely post,
I usually post on Twitter when a sponsor like wants me to, and then beyond that extremely rarely.
Occasionally, I do see something funny on Twitter, it was pretty rare.
I lost my streak today, had it done a s blank OOP in Alaska, had it never done a swoop in
Scoop uh gotcha
I mean I said when it came on deleted the day you went to go
please god not another week of maria well uh if we do a week of maria it's
not a way it's not a way it's uh it's still over a month away so I will
consider it I love you and I hope everything
goes great for you and your family well thank you
um yeah we're doing all right hanging in there
What do people use as an entertainment news source these days entertainment new what even is entertainment news
Wasn't a week of Mario and a card or something no Mario week is your favorite
Delete one social media might as well delete them all are we gonna continue battle brothers?
Yes, I am gonna continue battle brothers. I had a lot of fun with that last night
Even though even though we spent a long ass time getting fucked up
Who's supposed to enter inform I guess to me I guess entertainment news would be news about like movies and
That sort of thing that that's how I interpret it
Yeah, yeah
That makes sense
You're still alive
What do you think about Project Echelon and that the conspiracy that the Twin Towers were a cover for that conspiracy?
I don't go in for conspiracy theories much.
Neo Nerd, thank you for the seven months, really appreciate that, thank you very much.
Have you heard of Iron Long? Yes, I have heard of Iron Long.
I haven't seen it. That's definitely like a wait. I've got kids and
It's definitely like a wait for it to come to streaming or something
You do the government doesn't like I know the government lives
And in fact in our current day and age
It's all looking like a gigantic secret society of fucking
the worst imaginable people who are laughing and pointing at us and
pretty much getting away with everything, you know, so.
Uh, Cowtip, uh, thank you for the 66 months. Really appreciate that. Thank you very much.
Yeah.
Serita, thank you for the 43 months. Appreciate that. Thank you, Serita.
For a Nintendo Partner Direct, there is no Bingo Board.
I will do a Bingo Board for a real Nintendo Direct.
Uh... yeah.
The bulbs are taking over.
It watched with the metal.
It seemed pretty on point.
You got some Neo3 pre-order code.
Nice.
It's gonna be infernal during the partner direct.
What is a partner direct?
A partner direct is typically Nintendo's partners.
Like third-party devs in the games they are releasing on the Nintendo switch
So that means you're probably not gonna see like the next Zelda the next Mario because that's first party. That's Nintendo stuff
Were you an English or a history teacher? I was a history teacher. I was not an English teacher
I do have a degree in English, but they do not have a I've never taught English
The drink I'm gonna start with Neo one of them sort of in student three
I mean all the neo games like they kind of go hand-in-hand. I think they're all I think they're all good games
Neo one is really rough. It's a bit like honestly. It's a bit like
If you look at like neo 2 and neo 3 it's a bit like I really enjoy it like linked to the past and like operating
If time is cool should I go back and play Zelda 2?
Neo one is a bit like that Zelda 2 in that case. You know I'm saying
They're worth playing. I think I like Neo one. I'd say wait for a sale
Because those games do go on like Neo one does go on sale pretty often
So just keep that in mind. You know one's gonna punch you in the ass. Oh
Yeah, all the Neo games have menus and stats and you name it. Yeah for sure. I
Also loves all the two I love Zelda too. Great game
Another Zelda marathon, uh, not for a while.
No, we did that, I know I did, I did that the year...
I think during the last Zelda marathon was when I told you guys my wife was pregnant,
so that was like three years ago, I think.
Almost three years ago.
I
Think yeah, well, I think Neo one and two are definitely worth playing for sure just going back to Neo one and two
They are pretty brutal. I don't say definitely like wait for a sale because those games go on sale
As a history teacher, how do you view the British colonial past?
Uh, wow
You play Final Fantasy stranger in Paradise I have not no I've never played that game
I know Patty played that game, but I don't think he played it for very long. I
Yeah, we're definitely in for some disappointment on this one
For sure. Let me close out
This and let me load up the
Nintendo Direct
Can you be at this point if you expect nothing?
partner direct. Alright because you guys asked. Special events. There we go. Uh Jack the
Lux, thank you for the sub, Azar, thank you for the sub. You might honestly, during the,
you could hear something about the Elden Ring Tarnished Edition maybe. You could do that.
Uh, to be lucky, they give us 17 months, really appreciate that.
They can to be lucky.
I think Dustbloods is pretty online claim.
Uh, Daniel Kurienko, they give us 44 months.
Appreciate that, thank you dude.
Uh, we're doing good.
Hangin' in there.
Girls are good.
Had a bingo in seven minutes. It's a part. I don't do bingo for partner directs
Yeah, you can like follow the game to follow the neo games on sale
I wonder how much Nio is on sale right now for actually
Okay, okay.
Uh...
Neo, recent reviews are mixed.
Bro, $50 for this game?
That is not...
Yeah, uh, don't do that for sure.
Definitely wait for a sale on that one.
Absolutely. That is not...
That is way too much.
Yeah, yeah, do not do that.
Do that $50 a screw. Yeah, it's crazy for 50 get both you can get both games for 30
You got one and two for 20 on PS5. Yeah, you definitely wait
This is why bars are good in the o3 code. I mean honestly between if
If, if, all right, there's two potential reasons
why I didn't get a Neo3, why I didn't get
a Neo3 early access code.
Number one, they don't know who I am
and they don't give a shit.
And that's fine.
That's what I, what can I do, right?
I'm not gonna be like, do you know who I am?
Option two is because I did not care for well long
and I actively hated Rise of the Ronin.
So then maybe I'm on some kind of like, fuck this guy.
If that's, if option one, fair enough,
you don't know who I am, you don't care, totally fine.
If option two, I am honest about the games I play,
and if that somehow means I don't get copies early,
then so be it.
I'd rather be honest about games.
So I'm not gonna suck up to try to get a copy.
And then every other game I continue to play,
I'll still be honest about it.
I don't care even if I'm sponsored about it for a game,
I'll still be honest about it.
So I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie to get an early code or something. I think the honesty is worth more for me
Grumble up. Oh, yeah, well the new ninja guy. I feel like I was kind of neutral on overall books
Grumble of pugs thinking for the 55 months and really appreciate that. Thank you, dude. Yeah, that actually yeah be beef BFA. Yeah, right
This is what it is
This game you thought was great but too short.
Um, a great game but it was too short.
I've definitely been left wanting more from games for sure.
Um, I think leaving the player wanting more is actually a pretty good place to leave the
player to be honest.
Void Bastards?
I don't think Void Bastard was too short.
I think it was like missing pieces.
Um, that was my problem with Void Bastards.
And you're getting four is a great game. I'll disagree. I'm not gonna say it's a bad game, but I wouldn't call it a great game
Did you play a little industry I did not know I heard it wasn't that great and like there was a lot of other stuff around the time
And I was like, yeah, I think I'll I think I'll pass on that
Do you have any good clips from Nioh 1 or 2?
I'm sure if you browsed my clips of me playing Nioh 1 or 2 it would be a lot of me yelling.
A lot of anger and yelling probably.
Nature feels like it's missing an X3.
Void Bastions was really cool, but it definitely felt like it was like missing, like, some kind of boss fight or something.
And, uh, yeah, still a really cool concept for a game.
Didn't care for the Western game they followed it up with, honestly. Didn't care for that.
What remakes are we getting? I don't know.
disagree but I love the comment right of the ninja game and just a hack and slash guy
I you know I guess I'm more of a God of War guy than Ninja Gaiden um well like God of
War um the style the the camera style of God of War I think works much better than Ninja
Gaiden because the camera is not up Kratos ass it's kind of pulled back um so you can
mostly see what's going on and it's not like whipping you around like crazy and
While God of War is insanely difficult
I feel like Ninja Gaiden is cheap and like extremely
Aggravating in a way God of War seldom is sometimes God of War can be that way, but not like Ninja Gaiden dude
Ninja Gaiden is both way cheaper and more irritating than the God of War games in my opinion, so
I didn't like him.
I played all four on hard mode and beat them all.
We're really going on Red Dead Redemption series.
I enjoy both games.
I would rather a Red Dead 3 than a, what's it called, Grand Theft Auto.
Let's refer it.
It's 30 minutes long.
It has to be something different here past the copium.
It's my turn.
Roovers of the team and team last run are being God of War style, yeah but I mean for
a lot of people when you think about God of War, I kind of feel like the classic God of
Wars are, are, I don't want to say forgotten, but I think people are talking about God of
War 4 at this point, so.
God of War gets pretty boring especially when you're beating on the same minute or five
minutes in the heart of difficulty, agree to the screen, yeah it's fine, I mean I think
And then Ninja Gaiden has the same thing, honestly, with, you know, beating on enemy and I don't know.
It's gonna come down to a different taste, ultimately.
I mean, to be, I think it's, I think it's an issue of availability.
I think, I think a lot of players played God of War 4 and then they didn't go back to play the older games.
And I think that that's where a lot of them stopped.
Now, there's still, the God of War 1, 2, and 3 games I respect them, but they're not even, they're not even widely available anymore.
like I think you can they're like on streaming on PlayStation Plus and all
this stuff like they need they need I feel like those games need to be
available and they need to be like power like God of War one and two I think
deserve like remasters remakes so that might no rest for the wicked I have
nots yeah yeah I think God of War three is at least on console but God of War
one and two are basically like you got to play them in the worst way imaginable
So all right
Prepare the disappointment on PlayStation 3. Yeah, I mean the I don't think PlayStation 3's are super available
No, the God of War games are not on PC now
Give the indians a chance. I love indie games.
And that's not a joke. Being pre-disappointed has not to do with indie games. That's to do with Nintendo.
And the kinds of stuff they choose to showcase.
Oh, I remember this game.
This game looks cool.
15 years later, its survivors are living peacefully.
But the threat of another cosmic storm is coming up fast.
Maki and Aura, two young explorers, must now brave galactic dangers
and save all that's left of their home.
teamwork is key in this two-player co-op adventure you'll need a few tools to
survive the scrapbook grabs and moves platforms so you can carve a path forward
the liquid launcher blasts water to activate mechanisms and cool down
good old friend's lock, huh?
white slot
the first time they showed this game, they showed a lot of space action
With game share two players can adventure together locally or online if one person has the game
Can these two brave explorers save their home
Yes, you that's I thought the game was more gonna be like that like somebody flying and somebody on its head
Hmm I
Thought I was gonna be more flying it seemed like less flying
Welcome to today's Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase.
In this presentation, we'll be focusing on games from our first game of the year.
Zeroes, thank you for the 18 months.
For sure, thank you Zeroes.
Nintendo Switch 2 and...
It looks charming, yeah.
I thought it was going to be more space fighting.
...so we saw West Orbitalz launching exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2 this summer.
It looks cute though.
We're looking forward to this interactive co-op puzzle adventure.
Okay, let's take a look at some upcoming Nintendo Switch games.
You think it looks better now?
In the waters of Issei Bay, on an island where legends of mermaids have been passed down,
a tale of mysteries and curses stirs.
The latest paranormal sight mystery adventure is coming to the Nintendo Switch system.
The story follows Yuza Minakuchi, a boy who works as a Pearl Diver.
One day, while gathering on the seafloor, he encounters another version of himself.
This phenomenon is just the beginning.
Soon, other strange incidents begin to play a girl with no memories, strangers searching
for treasure and a housewife investigating victims of drowning. Speaking to those involved
is a natural...
Get up where the heart is bent!
...to also be searched deep within the waters of Issei Bay. As each of their motives intertwine,
the story connects to the mermaid...
Oh my god, you get to do the Rise of Skywalker with the dagger?
Shut up!
...the mermaid's curse launches on Nintendo Switch, February 19th.
Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo eShop
Battle for world glory
A new captain subasa game is kicking its way onto Nintendo switch
Choose from a roster of over 110 characters
representing 22 teams
Score with powerful shots from the original work as well as newly added special moves
I'm ready for my next slide of the Powerport presentation
Oh my god
Contest go thank you for 65 months appreciate it
fight for survival begins. It was a normal day until a cabin befell the city of Tokyo.
As the dust settles, our protagonist Anne discovers an underground world deep below
the metropolis. But she's not alone. Creatures called Xeno populate the unknown expense.
Those are people!
Stalking Xeno
And by using game share up to four players can share controls including and movement and camera adjustments
Whether locally or I
Coordinating with your friends is key to making it out alive
So horrible
I can't wait to play that with chat chat you guys control my camera and my buttons
Awaken, your viking spirit.
Battle, build, and conquer in this massive survival game.
How you go about it is entirely up to you.
I'd like to show you every once in a while.
You could stop by gathering-
Uh, Dishlist, thank you for the 10 months.
Pseudo-Pudos, Dantesco, thank you very much.
Fashion a bow and arrows to hunt wildlife and prepare meals.
With an axe, you can chop trees to build a house.
Yikes! Don't get hit by falling trees!
Build pillars, install beams, construct walls.
Make the roof and even add a fireplace.
Now you're safe, even from the cold.
Wait, is this ventilated? Don't forget the chimney too.
By upgrading your crafting stations, you can make items of higher quality.
And once you've built a ship, set sail on the high seas to reach new lands,
and create even more strongholds.
Plus, up to 10 players online can explore this vast world together.
So pretend to make it as a sub.
Fourth and survive in Valheim launching on Nintendo switch to I have never played Valheim
It's I'm waiting for it to come out of early access
in these games
Return to the kingdom of hallow nest and fight back the infection in this upgraded modern classic
Dodge dash and slash through this 2d action adventure platformer now with enhanced visuals and improved frame rates on Nintendo switch
to equip charms to enhance your abilities and deal magic damage using upgradeable spells
while exploring the fast interconnected map.
Descend into a world of insects and heroes when Hollow Knight Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
launches on Nintendo Switch 2 later today.
Nintendo Switch 2 players who have Hollow Knight on Nintendo Switch can upgrade to the
Nintendo Switch 2 Edition for free with the upgrade pack.
More EU
or play with friends locally or online to prove them to the top of their game.
Experience the excitement of soccer and aim to be the best in the world, Land.
E-Football Kickoff launches on Nintendo Switch 2 this summer.
Travel through four ages in a brand new HD 2D action RPG.
Explore the age of safekeeping, the hero Elliot's own time.
Is this the game with Philippa Delphián?
Millennium Tales launches on the Nintendo I'm excited about this game
Okay, they didn't they didn't say the name of it
So I've never played Bomberman there I actually I had one bar man game for game boy never really played it
I feel like V-Swed must play and beat every single one of these games.
You know, he just chose Bomberman because he thought he looked cool.
He's never played like any Bomberman.
I feel like he has to play and beat every single one of these.
Yes.
The second entry in the Final Fantasy VII Remake series is coming to Nintendo Switch
2.
In pursuit of its arch nemesis Sephiroth, Cloud Strife and his comrades escape the city
of Midgar and embark on a journey across the vast world.
Traverse the planet on Chocobos, Wheelies, in a buggy, or other modes of transportation.
Team up with allies in battles, blending action and strategy.
If you'd like to focus on a story, there's also a boost function to make combat easier.
You'll also find various activities scattered across the world, allowing you to take a break from the action.
And as you interact with your allies, their affinity toward you will grow and impact how the story unfolds.
What fate awaits Cloud and his crew in their pursuit of Sephiroth?
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth launches on Nintendo Switch 2, June 3rd.
Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo eShop.
This is the Capcom game, right?
I am watching on Twitch, yeah.
The injury befalls spacefarer Hugh Williams.
With him is Diana, an android called a Pragmata.
There you are.
All better.
Classified as unauthorized intruders, the two are targeted by the station AI, with
Android slots.
I didn't know that, you gotta play like pipe cream as you go.
It's not one of your pot buddies.
Open-slash, Kodakal, and the shield.
Yeah, baby. We did it!
This is how we say, good job!
It sounds like Homer Simpson.
And what will Diana learn on this journey?
The kids can call you Hochu!
Yeah!
Notice on Nintendo Switch 2, April 24th.
A demo will be available later today on Nintendo eShop.
We hope you're looking forward to fast-paced combat and exploration with the unique combination of...
Play the demo.
...and shooting.
Let's continue with more headlines.
I might play the game, we'll see.
Journey to the Lost Lands.
Become a legendary tarot warrior in this intergalactic action shooter
To stop an alien threat from destroying all human life
You'll journey solo or with a team of warriors online and battle all sorts of primal creatures in ferocious combat
Swap between first-person and third-person perspectives as you unleash weapons melee attacks and special abilities
The Aids is the best for being fellas.
Dodge roll, it's a soul play!
Fallen enemies and the environment to upgrade your arsenal.
The toothpaste, thank you for the 15 months, I really appreciate that.
To gain a greater edge in combat.
As you venture across breathtaking worlds, you'll unravel the mysteries that ultimately hold the key to saving humanity.
Turok Origins launches on Nintendo Switch 2 this fall.
Is Turok Origins coming out for other things?
Turok comes out of you.
Looks much better than Prime where Kyoto is the capital.
Even if I was interested in it, I would not, definitely would not be playing that on Nintendo
Switch.
roam free. A boy named Ray must use his newly awakened powers against the threat as he joins
Hirasaka Academy, a school for gifted students. The Academy's goal? Conquer Zanibu, the great
labyrinth rumored to be the origin of this other world. While traversing the labyrinth,
hone your abilities and reshape the terrain to expand the range of your resources.
It's a metharagania. Oh, okay.
Take on dangerous enemies in 3D action RPG combat.
Use your powers to overcome those.
Oh, but also not?
Outside the labyrinth, improve your stats.
And spend time with your friends as you prepare to conquer Zanadu.
The battle between man and monster begins.
Discover the truth when...
Kyoto Zanadu launches on the Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch systems this summer.
Check out these anime-style games.
It's time to evolve in the latest Digimon story game.
One day, a powerful blast causes the world to collapse
and sends you eight years into the future
with over 450 Digimon to collect,
adventure through the human world and digital world
to save the future.
And on Nintendo Switch 2,
you can select Quality Mode,
playing in 4K at 30 frames per second,
or Performance Mode,
playing in Full HD at 60 frames per second.
Mere!
TitanMon Story Time Stranger launches on the Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch systems,
July 10.
Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo eShop.
An adventure set high in the sky is soaring in.
Form your party from a roster of over 20 characters, each with their own fighting style.
the power of teamwork and summon mighty primal beasts to vanquish your enemies you can also
team up in local or online multiplayer
grand blue fantasy relink endless ragnarok
are there plenty grand blue games that one looked a little bit better
The latest Monster Hunter Stories game is flying in.
Your monster allies, called Monsties, can learn special abilities through a story called
The Right Hunter.
Where are my Monsties?
Raise your Monsties as you travel the world.
I want my Monsties.
Smiling on the brink of disaster.
Monsters are on the verge of extinction.
the riders trying to save the world will have to contend with an even greater threat.
Monster Hunter Stories 3 Twisted Reflection soars on to Nintendo Switch 2, March 13th.
I want my monsties.
A demo will be available later today on Nintendo eShop.
Saved data can be transferred to the whole game once purchased.
New titles are joining the archives.
Get up on the monster's back!
Sonic Wing Special.
For arms sold, that game was hype.
And more will be released over time.
The first wave of console archives titles includes Cool Vorders
and Ninja Gaiden II, the Dark Sword of Chaos.
These titles will be available on Nintendo Switch 2 later today.
What about Ninja Gaiden?
Was Re-Animal already out?
Oh
So that game's not yet
Star Trek Voyager
Has this been good?
No.
Well, Goat Simulator is like ultimate slop.
Thank you so much.
And did it.
Thank you for the 35 months.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, did it.
We found another body. I need your eyes on the crime scene.
When a string of mysterious deaths occurs across America, FBI analyst Grace Ashcroft
is captured by the suspect while investigating the case.
What is he doing?
Miss!
In her attempt to escape, Grace comes up against unknown threats.
A limited supply of healing items and ammunition are at her disposal.
Will she confront the threats head-on? Or save her ammo for the next encounter?
I'm excited about resing with mine, dude.
Impending doom is always close at hand.
Meanwhile, another agent working for an anti-bio-terrorism organization is also on the case.
Leon S. Kennedy.
Six of us are in the city hall.
Definitely so.
I like how like the Nintendo Direct's not allowed to show any kind of violence.
Like he knows how he's missing.
Like everything cuts away.
Yeah, yeah.
We get a good sense of too much violence for all the kids watching.
I'm excited about Resident Evil 9, look forward to it.
Resident Evil Requiem, launches on the Nintendo Switch 2 system, February 27th.
Very excited.
Pre-orders are available now on Nintendo eShop.
Resident Evil 7 Biohazard and Resident Evil Village will also be available the same day.
Horror-filled excitement awaits, whether you play these games or Resident Evil Requiem first.
Plus, a Nintendo Switch 2 Pro controller, featuring original art is releasing alongside the games.
Amiibo figures of Grace and Leon will also be available this summer.
You can scan them to receive in-game weapon skins.
Resident Evil Requiem, the latest entry in the Resident Evil series, is launching later this month.
You can also look forward to a creator's voice video featuring a member of the resident evil rep we in development team
The video will release in the near future
Next is our last announcement
Hey everybody from all of us here at Bethesda game studios if you're like us
Nintendo has meant so much to you from your early days of gaming to now
It was incredible how our jumpscare on the original switch
And it was just such a great piece of hardware and also oblivion on the switch
We're excited to finally bring a number of our franchises for the first time to Nintendo. We hope you all enjoy the journey
Ball dwellers welcome home fallout for anniversary edition is emerging on Nintendo switch to
scavenge
shoot
Build and create alliances as you reshape the wasteland and what remains of civilization
Every choice matters
fancy yourself a smooth talker or
Pining to pump up your power armor choose from hundreds of perks
Every robe leads somewhere new
From the heart of Diamond City to the shadowy corners of forgotten vaults
The Commonwealth is packed with stories waiting to be uncovered.
In addition to the base game, experience six official expansions and over 150 creation
club items.
A third of this game is, a third of this direct is games that are five plus years old.
And traverse the wasteland in Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition, launching on Nintendo Switch 2, February
24
Sinister forces are on the hunt for an ancient power and only one person can stop that
embark on a globe trotting cinematic adventure in course, so they could that's vat vat
Thanks, techno magic thing
It's a great circle
From the pyramids of Giza to the sunken temples of Sukkotai and beyond
Use your wits to infiltrate historic areas and solve the indian puzzles
Or use your whip to face off against dangerous foes and explore a world full of daring escapes
Yeah, shoot that water.
The Indiana Jones game was fun.
the vast landscape of Cyrodiil in the Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion Remastered.
Experience this renowned open world RPG now on a Nintendo system for the first time.
Stop right there criminal scot!
You'll freely customize your character to match your play style.
Come to skidding yourself.
Then adventure a monster of unforgettable cast of character in jail.
The grace of the gods I serve, Tambry Alice Harula.
to fight back the Daedra to close shut the jaws of Oblivion.
Master ranged or melee weapons,
wield powerful magic or use stealth skills to best your foes.
In this remastered version, character models, weapons,
even rocks and sweet rolls have all been materiously recreated.
Combat animations have also been updated to give them a modernized touch.
Plus, the Shivering Isles and Knights of the Nine expansions are included, alongside the
main story, to take your adventure even further.
Dino Directs have a way of making one of my favorite games look like Slop.
Like, I know this game is good, I like this game, but they make it look like such Slop.
It's always like a character sitting in a room and the camera pans around them.
It's all for today's Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase.
Thank you for watching.
Oh, Jeff.
Hey, have it.
That was terrible.
Whoa, where's the Mario?
What the hell, dude?
Amazing.
Um...
Every time we do this
Dillon Fazz, thank you for the sub, Amanda Strieker, thank you for the bids.
So the first game they showed was the anime friend style game.
I thought, honestly, I thought that game was going to be more like Star Fox, where it was
to be like a lot of shooting in space and flying around. I think that game still could be good.
Just it doesn't look like, I feel like it's not looking how I imagined it would. It looks more
like a weird co-op platformer as opposed to like a space shooter. So I don't know.
I'm kind of interested in the game, the Philipidelfia, the one that's like the adventures of whatever.
That game looks decent. I like the way that game looks.
No, it makes everything look terrible somehow. Yeah, the adventures of Elliot or whatever. Yeah, exactly. So I'm excited about that one like anime games for sure
Beyond that though. I don't know if there if I was even remotely interested in the game like the capcom shooting like the robot shooting game or
Or Turrock I would play that on something else. I would not play that on the switch for sure. So
sure so
It has a fairy that bothers you console like fee what the Philippa Delphi a game that game does
Yeah, I'm not sure prog motto. I'm not sure try neo
I'm waiting for the I gotta wait for the copy to come out man. I didn't I did not get an early copy. I gotta wait
Yeah, yeah, the LA game was cool. Yeah, I gotta wait. I don't get a copy in the other three
What about soccer?
The game is also another consoles. Yeah, yeah, that's another game the philipid elfie game is I would also not play that there for sure
The Star Trek Voyager game is actually worth a look at the spacey FTL, but with more mechanics
So yeah, I don't know. I didn't know there was a Star Trek Voyager game
Kikogs thank you for the 15 months Rowland. Thank you to the sub. I appreciate that. Thank you very much
Well orbitals was a new game right? That was a nice anyone coming out for switch
The Star Trek game isn't good. You tried. Oh, you tried the demo. I haven't played that one. So
Do the Borderlands 4 canceled their switch to port did they really I don't feel hopeful for Elden Ring
I think the Elden Ring Tarnished Edition is for switch. I think that's definitely gonna happen inevitably. So I'm going to bed annoyed
I you know, why don't you guys ever listen to me when they say partner direct like you know, it's gonna be like this
Why don't you guys ever listen to me?
You guys should really, really try listening to me once in a while.
Every time we have a part of Direct, we always do this.
Every time.
The Japanese Direct had a collection of all Goemon games, really?
Do you have a, is there a YouTube video for that?
People crave reaction content.
I guess there was something else, check it out so that we didn't get this here in the
States I guess because Goemon doesn't really transfer over but yeah let's say three hours ago
That's a lot of games that I don't know what they say
So, okay, that looks like what does that say I'm gonna read this again
Say looks like
What is that July 2nd a
Big goemon collection. Okay July 2nd best part of the direct. Yeah, and not for one
I think it's July 7th or July 2nd, excuse me February 7th. Is this is this wait? Is this
Day, I thought this was month. Is this month February 7th? Oh wait. Oh wait a minute. So that's year. Oh
It's just it's July. I thought this was month and this was day
Year month day. It's July 2nd. Okay, you are correct. Thank you chat. Haha
See, thank you very much. You've fallen version
I
Honestly a going on collection is pretty cool
I gotta imagine it's gonna get you could probably buy it on the e shop, right?
But there's a lot of there's a lot of going on games. I've never played so I don't know how much going on
I'm willing to play but that's another thing. It's always funny when some of those games don't come out
I don't think it will come stateside. They have to translate all those games. Yeah, I mean that's a good point
Maybe we won't even get those games honestly. Maybe we won't
I don't.
Um...
Paul and I did not need to be at the partner showcase, well, I think they were just showing
that the Switch 2 version now has whatever, so, either way.
Uh, Special K, thank you for the sub, appreciate that, thank you very much.
Alright, yeah, well that was the part of direct, I hope you guys were, were wellmed and, uh,
satisfied with another Nintendo announcement here. You just can't get excited about Nintendo.
You have to dust off your Switch. That sucked. Hang on, let me check something up real quick.
Alrighty. Let me hit some buttons here.
Is it banjo game boy time? I'm afraid not you buy Japanese switch games on the u.s.
Switch this is a Japanese account connect to it. Yeah, some sometimes I don't know maybe that'll get a release
United States or that'll get a Western release. I don't know who knows place switch to maybe like
10 times I got it's not worth it. I did play a lot of it I played silk song on it and I played
You know Mario Kart in DK bonanza and Metroid Prime 4, so I did play stuff on it
All right chat we're gonna jump in to battle brothers
Battle brothers chat
That fights for bar
battle brothers
We should have played this last night. Battle Brothers is like a super brutal, tactical RPG
roguelite kind of deal, and it's been a lot of fun. Let's get back to it. My mercenary
company is the Dallas Cowboys. There we go. Oh man, I spent, dude, I have like no money
right now. All right, let's see. I did finish Talos principle too. Let's see, so we got,
let's see, we have big J.Y., we got Shuskay, Jeremiah, Buttflex, V.Swed, JustCarMine, JohnnyMoon,
FoxDye, Foray, Talomon, and AlcoholicsBaseman. Let's see, here is all the chatters who have died
so far these are all of the all of the chatters that have died thus far so yeah
it's a lot of you you can and will die a lot in battle brothers bro it happens
okay so we're following the tracks northeast of somershed and let's continue
Turning a ceremonial staff, we need some money.
Oh boy, more chat with Chipper Simulator.
Alright, thieves are quite you and a simple group of vagabonds and brigands.
Alright, engage.
I am prepared to die for you.
here's our boys right here and we're just going to space bar it up let these
guys get close got seven brigands here
Okay, so I gave big J.Y. a different weapon.
He's got a flail.
Aim for the opponent's head.
He's got a 79% chance to hit 79% chance to hit
Before he just flailed the shit out of them there
Make it so
I'm gonna keep Fox died back even though like I'm not like I don't really give a fuck about
fox die here but we'll keep him back as he's kind of weak. Um, bash. This. Okay. Another
miss 31% chance to head go for it and another miss
I'll put these guys into spear wall and shield wall, spear wall, shield wall, more no, thank
you very much, spear wall, shield wall, and shield wall, okay.
So like these guys up here are probably my best dudes and these guys down here are the
flunkies who need to need to step up.
I don't know much how this is working here.
We'll see man archers are so bad
There we go good shot for a
A big J.Y. is ripping ripping and ripping right now man
Let's see what these guys are going to do.
Okay.
Come on man, you're gonna miss that.
Uh, archers are bad. My archers are unbelievably awful so far, yeah.
Uh...
Foray has been getting a little better
How does it cost us 6 AP you're like not did you know you're like not able to do anything honestly
And start bringing you over here
Okay, one down.
Nice hit.
Okay.
Good work.
It worked.
You sure think I need battle brothers, Ron?
Fuck you.
Enemy retreats.
Run them down.
This guy doesn't get to get away.
you kidding me we need the experience
there we go nice clean victory bro we got a look at how many levels up we got
from that hell yeah dude a flail some crappy stuff here but that was what that
That was worth it.
That was really worth it for the experience.
Hey, what if somebody paid good money to steal that artifact?
What if someone paid a good deal of money?
Perhaps more than the man who paid you.
300 grand's not to give you for it.
That was a Thieves share plus extra, a more than fair deal.
Of course, your employer will be most unhappy, but that's not my choice to make.
We're paid to return it, and that's what we'll do.
I don't think that's worth losing my reputation there.
All right, so butt flex leveled up
So when you guys level up you get to give them like different stats
To give you fighting HP and resolve pretty busty today
Jugga
Paco they do the bits
I'm gonna give you
Colossus
They're for a little more HP
V sweat leveled up. Let's say
He's got a pretty decent resolve already HP and
He also is gonna get Colossus
Just Carmine leveled up defense
HP and that one okay
Yeah, we had a lot of levels up dude. I think I'm just gonna give everybody Colossus at this rate
It's the same run as last night. Yes, that is correct. Same one
This guy's got a lot of resolve
Okay, and colossus for you too
Yeah, kind of he's got kind of low HP there
Tilemon leveled up
For archers, I kind of like going with this fast adaptation, we'll go with that.
And give you bow, this and some stamina.
And foray also leveled up archery, resolve and fatigue.
Oh, let's see. What does he get for an archer? What could he get, dude? Rally, taunt, rotation.
You think about the range weapon gain one plus your 10% of your range defense, backstabber.
I think backstabber could be good for for him if an enemy is surrounded gets me multiple
all but no it's melee never mind I don't know then I don't know yeah this one's not bad
all right we'll give that to him okay all right so we're going back to go get our money
Kind of low on money right now.
We need money.
Uh, Paco, thanks a bit, appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
We need some mula.
Oh, right.
I just remember we also bought furs up here and we were going to travel
south to try to sell those fur.
I remember, right?
See how much money we can get for it.
So there's, uh, there's no jobs here.
um let's go ahead down to uh this area pretty badly need money we're good we're okay on food
we're okay on tools we need money though okay okay okay sounds good how much are my daily wages
You pay out a hundred crowns per day.
A hundred crowns per day.
What about beer? We need beer.
What would you get on, Westerholz?
I need a job, please.
There's no jobs here
So I bought those I could sell these for a very slight profits
I pretty badly need money
It's getting to like almost an emergency.
Okay.
What'd you play this last night?
What's safe until the blind eye?
Cause this game was making you so mad.
Sounds about right.
Alright, how about, you know, WinFest is out of the way.
I'll try going to Winfest here.
Any interest in the devs next game, Menace?
Yes, I am interested in the devs next game.
Yes, I am.
The beginning of the game,
we certainly had a lot of deaths.
Yes, that is true.
Just went early.
Did it run?
So this place doesn't even let you like we don't we don't even get to have a job here
at all.
No jobs here.
All right.
I got a rough man.
It just released it really just released an hour ago.
I did not know that interesting.
How long until you're safe?
Carmine I don't think you are ever safe in this game. I think that's part of the point of this game
You're literally never safe in this game
Shrats I don't want to fight shrats and good
A few brigand thugs some brigand marksmen and some brigand raiders
Should I volts should I volts these guys
Okay, will the Shrats be fighting against them I'm not gonna be fighting all of them, right?
Let them fight right
Hang and watch
They're gonna fight each other shrats are fucked up
Wait and fight whoever wins. Those are great. I don't know
You're not you're not beating shrats really you don't think so. I don't even know what a shrat is. I've never seen it
All right, let's take a look let's take a look
So, we're hoping they, like, all kill each other.
I think the ideal scenario for us is they all kill each other and then the Briggins
are the only ones left and then the Briggins come fight us in an extremely weakened state.
I think that is the ideal scenario for us.
I don't know what's going on over there, but it doesn't sound good
Whatever's happening over there sounds pretty gnarly
Oh, yeah, battle brothers
We're just ending our turns
Okay, you've got the high ground but you're not really able to do anything
oh wow that was a good-ass shot dude
just Carmine just caught a fucking arrow to the face
Whoa, what the fuck is that?
It's unharmed.
Okay.
So wait and see what these guys are gonna do.
Wow, this fucking Archer is kicking my ass!
You kiddin' me, right?
Bro, kill him!
Might be time to run away here, bro.
Oh, wow.
Uh, I wonder how many shrats are left?
I am not willing to risk Jeremiah here.
Oh, these Shrats are going to kill me, aren't they?
That thing is, yeah, this thing is gonna kill them and then it's gonna kill me, isn't it?
Time to run?
It might be fucking time to hightail it outta here.
Is this the like, retreats area?
Like, how does this work?
The green m&m aged 20 always wanted to be fucked by chat.
However due to being extremely delicious, it was just a...
We're trying to run away because we are fucking scared as fuck of this.
um should i now hit the retreat
bro
uh
fuck that dude
wow
fuck all that
using his creativity he made a cardboard Super Mario game I'm sure it on
YouTube and the video went viral I don't just think that's thanks to be a
dino bot thank you some greedy stinky former CEO Doug Bowser he hates fun
personally traveled to Venezuela to give Paco a cease and desist order and sue
his family for 200 million dollars what happened all my food bro
Maybe with an axman? Yeah, I don't know.
Uh, can you can't buy food at a tavern, right?
I don't even think they're gonna, I can wait here.
You get bar food like peanuts? Ah, we're gonna be down to zero food.
Hang on dawn there we go need food
Okay, we're not gonna starve so that's good
All right, let's keep going still low. We still really need money. I
Left the food as an offering
Notice the month a few miles back and a few miles 40 still there a mongrel as he does such as he doesn't need a bit dangerous
Band of men for no reason. Maybe someone is feeding it
The company needs a mascot take it in
You gain battle brother
So we just gained a dog.
Can be at least a battle for scouting, tracking, or running down, ratting, or routing enemies.
Yeah, we might want to eat this dog.
Hello, brother.
Hmm.
I don't know.
Big J.Y. is actually really close to leveling up too
You are not beating the dog allegations
Listen you're hungry you're hungry dude
That's all you give the dog to the archer.
All right, we have I feel like I have to take this job.
I need a certain package taken to Coonal of Thal.
Let's talk money. 780.
Okay, I accept your offer.
Two days north.
Oh
Where are we going oh, I thought I thought we were going north
Two days north by road so we're here
Man we got to go across the goddamn world holy shit
My god
This is so far away are we even gonna make it there I think I'm gonna have to sell my first that I bought
not damn
Sell the dog we're not to sell something dude. I can't afford for two days
Browns are gonna last man. I might have I might have to dude
Um, so I can sell, I bought the first for $2.99, I can sell, that's a little bit of money
I guess.
We'll sell it.
Alright, do we have enough food to last us?
We probably have enough food to last us to the next area, right?
Okay.
Yeah, I didn't realize that.
I didn't realize it was that far north.
This game is a constant series of kicks to the nuts.
We haven't been kicked on the nuts in a while, so we're doing okay.
No dustbloods at the direct like fuck off Nintendo.
I mean, I feel like that dustblood is one of their larger, whether it's going to be
good or not, who knows, but that's one of their bigger reveals and bigger things that
they've got.
they're gonna play those cards pretty close to the chat so not gonna throw
them on the partner direct I'm not surprised about that
That's a toastie.
Switch two sucks then.
I mean, you're allowed to dislike the switch too.
I think the switch was first in a niche of handheld gaming and it still fills that niche
for a lot of people.
The huge life down so far.
I need to buy some more food.
I hate that fireman was Nintendo only, why is that?
Are you still alive?
You're still alive!
We haven't had a death in a little while.
It's definitely gonna happen though for sure
It'll give you a solid reason to buy
The goal is like it I think inevitably what happens is you can keep going forever, but
inevitably there's like a crisis that happens and you have to like help deal with that crisis
I guess, so, okay.
got some money back thank goodness um i could probably stand to get some some medical supplies
god damn that's some expensive medical supplies though okay what kind of job you guys offer in here
go to that cemetery and kill every gray robber 840 crowns
Secure the ancient cemetery.
Alright.
This one might be rough, man.
Say.
Unknown garrison locations on a hill.
I wonder if this is going to be zombies or what?
Every battle you're supposed to fight, they're not going to have any growth as this fame rises, more people not to sell so it's going to be looking to join the Dallas Cowboys.
Perhaps it's time for the company to take out another follower?
If you die, you're already in the cemetery, it's a good point.
You're meant to fan out when weapons are on to stop and escape.
Alright, engage.
What about the Denver Broncos?
The Denver Broncos!
It's like a lot of Brigham thugs were outnumbered.
They're definitely outnumbered here.
neither of us can hit shit.
Is the Dallas Cowboys still alive?
Ah, that's my team's name.
somebody's dying in this one for sure
No way we're making it through all this shit.
Oh
Bar bar he's our man shot if he can't do it no one can go cowboys go cowboys
Whoa
Let's drop Johnny Moon in the shield wall there.
Uh, tell it all, Vex the Bits!
Okay, foray is actually hitting shots
So is Tilemon my archers are actually hitting things?
All right these ones face to face with this brigand thug here
We played did we played defensive with these guys down here
Stab shield wall
So that's not even here to get timed out
Okay, so Fox died has not really had much of a chance to do much
much.
Good job.
So the top is doing a pretty good job
Is doing a good job of holding shit down they've killed two guys and they're kind of moving down here slowly
All right
You guys don't have legs and I think that's right uh legless. Thank you for the bits. Appreciate that. Thank you very much
Is that their leader?
Um
Dude foray has actually been good. He's actually hitting a lot of how a lot of shots there
Well, my archers actually killed a guy!
Alright, so we got Johnny Moon.
keep him in shield wall and stab that guy. Buttflex is wavering nothing has
happened to Buttflex and he's still freaking out. Another shield wall.
Foxdie killed a guy. Foxdie was the beggar who was like smeared in shit and
and piss and he was like he cost that wasn't he like free or something
hey Vsled killed this dude
shield wall, stab
he's not gonna be able to do anything this turn
oh they're trying to run away now
Okay.
A shot.
Ah, you still are that guy.
Have you beaten this game?
So I played this game, but this was actually a Marble's game a long time ago.
I did, like, beat that run, finished it.
We're playing on veteran difficulty now, which is like a harder difficulty
That guy's dead
Playing on a harder difficulty while we also have all of the DLCs on this time as well
I did not have all the DLCs on last time
I just realized this guy is still trying to fight us here.
You missed a 75% chance, fuck you.
Yeah, I think it's just this guy and he's uh, he's running away.
So I think that that's uh, that's GG.
I really thought somebody was gonna die in this fight, man. Yeah, there we go. It's over
Hey, I thought somebody was gonna die good stuff, man
Big J. Why leveled up and Fox died leveled up nice nice
Got some random crap
Take it common Cowboys W
Alright big J. Why leveled up
Let's give him melee skill, melee defense, and hit points.
So we've got him using a Flail Mastery.
So we could choose one of these now too, Chat.
I don't know.
i don't know what to do with the dog at all
uh... that would you be there for the forty three months really appreciate that
are you really for the patrons of sunday there is no universe where i would
ever root for the new england patrons i'm sorry
uh...
Uh, Zadra-Cack, what's up dude, thank you for the tier three.
Really appreciate that, thank you Zadra-Cack.
I guess I'll give him the flail.
Flail mastery.
Okay.
Fox died leveled up
And we'll give him
Elossus
Alcoholic Spaceman leveled up
melee skill, melee defense, fatigue might be nice, he's not really doing too much of that
though.
Okay, so he's been using this pike for a long time.
What a pike!
Is a pike considered a spear?
It's considered a polearm, right?
I think it's a polearm.
How is the direct?
That's exactly what you'd expect.
I think it's a polearm, right?
Check the weapons out.
Polearm, two-handed, okay.
So that means it's a polearm.
I think polearm mastery.
All right
Broly lives thank you for the 49 months are really appreciate it. Thank you for the resummen
That back I need to buy some medical supplies
Yeah, I have a it's a Belmont shirt
Okay, we'll buy some medical supplies here and
I'll buy some more food
So the salt is on sale should we try buying salt and carrying it somewhere else
Kind of like it's probably worth it right
I don't want patriots fans to ever have joy they've won they've won listen
the new when you win so much the way the Patriots have in our life you need to go
through like a Chicago Cubs era where like until like the Ottoman Empire has
fallen you don't deserve to win for like a hundred years all right the Patriots
the Patriots can go like a hundred years without any without winning we did
for like dude we didn't win for like five years give us a break for bro no you need to have
you need to have like fifth like at least 50 years yeah that's what you need like the Yankees
it will the Yankees have won for a long time actually and also most of the Yankees championships
were also like in like 1904 I think but the Yankees have won for a while thank you very
much sus god thank you for the 35 months really appreciate that also whenever the Yankees
lose I'm never white come on this is bullshit when the Yankee the Yankees
try to buy their way to success it doesn't work out I feel like we deserve
it
ah sasca thank you for 35 months really appreciate that
a little salty people are towards my Patriots I mean I'm not that salty as a
New York Giants fan I'm not that salty bro so
AFC is trashed they won in 2009 yeah it's been a while
I'm not listening I'm not upset when the Yankees don't win bro
All right, I'll buy the salt I'll buy it and we're gonna go south and let's see if we can go take it somewhere
Invest a little bit in salt
Let's go head back towards summer stat
I really appreciate you continuing to enjoy life without sports as long as that chance
till nix was injured.
I don't know if that's where- I haven't watched a Super Bowl in like a really long time either,
so it's been a long ass time.
I read a hypothesis that Rome became a capital because of salt.
I'm never gonna ever heard that hypothesis.
Does anyone else hate sports ball?
Sports get me fun to watch.
Uh...
Well the work of foul creatures...
Um...
So we got some kind of monsters here, bro. If these are the fucking- man...
If these are the werewolves...
That's...
Uh, that gets stronger when you kill them...
Or like they eat one another and get stronger, these are fucked.
Alright, I'll take it.
I'm down what terrorizes all right
How much is my salt selling for here not very well we'll hang on to our salt
Right, but even still okay, it looks like it's dire wolves
Can we take dire wolves chat can we take these motherfuckers I
I don't know can I take direwolves easy?
All right, let's go for it
Some dire wolves have no idea
Wow
Oh, we guys would like to go off to range dudes hard
I'm sorry.
Then this is our first fight against dire wolves.
You missed an 89% chance.
So it looks like they're running for my range guys like crazy I feel like if I don't move
of them they're gonna get fought.
knockouts
ah
fox time might be in some shit over there dude
that I might be uh might be pretty fucked
okay we finally killed one of the dire wolves
Let's see.
wall.
Alright, let's see.
Oh, oh, Fox died!
Uh, we're gonna wait.
Fuck.
Okay, one down.
I love my options here yeah that shot um
Alright, we'll have four Dire Wolves.
Beastwood's fighting off a Dire Wolf.
Okay, good shot by 4A, nailed him right there.
Another dire wolf down.
Another direwolf down.
I only have one direwolf left now.
Oh, is the last direwolf running away?
Might be running away. Okay, okay.
What's up, Fisky?
Uh, it's over.
It's over.
Fox die.
Looks like Fox die was killed by a,
where, a dire wolf.
About to get on a plane, so it's perfect.
Fox die.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
He's dead.
He was a shit and piss covered like peasant, so.
Thank you for your service homemade. Thank you very much. I really appreciate that
Okay, we helped out the village got a little bit of pay we did lose a guy, but he was probably the most useless guy
Um, oh actually tells you so look check it out big J. Y. It has 24 battles 21 kills
46 days
24 battles 15 kills
Shusuke has six kills 22 kills for Jeremiah
two kills
These what has two kills?
You've got just Carmine has two kills you kill the brigand thug
one kill
For a has seven kills
Tauman has one kill. Okay, I did actually if you hover over tells you how many kills they all have
Hans the swine
It says that he's good at
Getting prices
Can you even haggle in this game? Would this be worth it? I don't know
Ritzty, thank you for the sub. Gigi Ristifer, thank you for the sub. Appreciate that. Thank you very much.
I don't know.
Um, you know, like Metroid Mania, you were playing Ender Magnolia. I don't really love Metroid Mania's.
I will play them, but I wouldn't say I love them.
It's only for their background. Okay, so then when they say they haggle for prices, that actually
doesn't do anything for us, so it doesn't benefit us at all.
Let's go this way towards Gear Morg.
Let's go ahead this way. You've never been to this place, apparently.
a
good morning
uh... robin
this guy's a vagabond
We'll take Robyn, alright, we're replacing the guy we just lost.
I think he's got a good amount of health.
Not so great at everything else, I'll give him this.
He's probably more useful if we gave him a spear and a shield, like normal, cause at
at least then he can do like shield wall and stuff.
So, all right Chad, who is this?
Andy Robotnik, thanks so much.
Cross Fortune, thank you very much.
Really appreciate that.
Let me be your next champion, I will never die.
It's me, it's me.
I'll just go with, hang on.
Make sure you get your names right.
Do you need a mint?
As I've chosen you.
Do you need a mint?
All right
Let me go see what about selling here
Hey, I could sell so I bought the salt here for
330 I could sell it make some money. That's pretty good
120 profit on these sound pretty good, right?
That's not bad.
Uh, Laugre!
Thank you so much.
Appreciate that. That's not pretty good.
Let's go do it.
Strange meat.
Uh, Kevmatic!
We should do
Paul's your savior the craft good stuff for me. We can always get more right?
Okay, let's start heading. Let's hit west towards
Bramming
You always get more
The kid Maddox thinking log ray. I appreciate the subs
I
Whoo, what did I say barbarians?
Barbarian Reavers, okay, I gotta imagine that the barbarian Reavers are a
Lot harder than the barbarian thralls, right? I got to imagine that the Reavers are way harder
The thralls are got to be easier, right?
They're just brigand raiders. Yeah, let's go for these guys
Many barbarian thralls and a few warhounds you better be reave it. It's like it's raining
uh-oh
Oh boy
Keep you there.
All right, do you need a minute?
Nailed his first attack.
We're going to chill and let them come to us.
Mangy mutts.
All right, V-SWED, nice.
One down up there.
Good stuff.
I'll move Alcoholic Spaceman down there to support over there, up here on the shield wall, okay?
Ah, he did one, thank you so much!
Here you can sub, dude.
Oh, dude, he just ate shit on that one.
it's shot archer
Okay, do you need a minceman doing pretty good, man?
Okay, alcohol it takes out another guy and it's about all we can do.
Hey, Johnny Moon killed that guy.
I think the only guy that's left is up top here, it's this guy.
And he's dead.
GG.
Alright, let's see what we got in Antler, Cleaver, some mushrooms, ammo, throwing axes,
old wooden shield, a bead necklace, and some bone figures, okay.
I feel like there's no way this is very good.
Take it.
Easy fight.
Yeah, you know, we need the experience as well.
It's like ButtFlex leveled up.
I've been pretty much always taking gifted just to get another level up like right away
and try to raise my stats up.
I'll give them some more resolve there too.
Yeah, I don't even know what the dog does. We know what the dog does. Let's give V sweat a melee skill melee defense and
some health
I'll choose gifted and we're gonna give you a melee skill melee defense and some HP
Just Carmine leveled up we'll give you melee skill
May uh, melee defense and some health
And I'm gonna level you up again real quick
What the no you equipment I got right so I don't even know what that does know what that does
Yeah, these ones attack is pretty bad
But we did just make them better so a little bit better
Hang on. So Johnny Moon leveled up.
I gift it for you again and give you more of this, this.
You've got pretty high resolve too. Alright.
Not bad.
Set over towards a bramming
During the water carries you can let it loose on the enemies if it dies do you like lose it is it gone are you gonna get new genics
We'll see maybe
Comes out next week right
It's like an item you use in battle and it's like it's good for like running down enemies
or something right?
I'm picking up day one.
Let's say building effort.
Building materials are in high demand and low supply and there's a local holiday.
Um
I'm gonna sell this stuff
Antler cleaver seems kind of shit
Tools for 192 is actually a pretty good deal, right?
I'll buy your medical supplies and I will buy your tools
Not much else you have here. What's your job right you got your offering here?
Let's see
Did you go to a place by the name of the Grim Tomb to South-East Varian Retriever Relic?
Uh, let's talk payment.
We need to be paid more.
Alright, I accept.
Attain the Shroud of the Founder at the Grim Tooms.
So that's over here.
Alright, let's go over there.
That, uh, that might be tough, man.
There might be like zombies or some shit.
Might be a tough one dogs and Nets are really good. Okay, let's see. I
Will give the dog to how does this work?
Unleash war dog
And I'll send him I'm assuming you don't control the dog when you do that, right? I'm assuming that that's just it
Right.
Got more barbarians over here.
Binding and bagging the shroud was usually unexpected.
Finding a group of undead men, top heavy with rustic armor, wielding spears, and the tighter
military formation, named the highest-paid army in the realm, not so expected.
Two arms.
Oh boy.
auxiliaries lots of them oh man all right let's see I don't know it's gonna be
rough
it was nice knowing the cowboy this is a hard fight I will do my best we are a
lot stronger why does all the art look mismatched
Mismatch.
Do you win if they're all already dead?
Alright, so we got 11 on 11.
I did not mean to press that shit.
Oh
Man
We're gonna wait.
I'm
I'd be good time for shield wall
Nat attack. Thank you for the 13 months really appreciate that
Barbers waiting the O3 what gives games on out for me, bro. I didn't get an early copy
Your grandma got an early copy, yeah.
I kind of like the spear wall move is a bit of a trap for your fatigue.
It doesn't really do too much.
It can be good, but it's also can really fuck you over, I think.
Okay?
One down.
I hope the morality they give her that tear to we should not that you heard them
Early coppers are given to those who enjoyed Kingdom Hearts
But flex took a head in there
Bless
Definitely got to keep our guys in shield wall down here.
Ah, V-Mandarinia, thank you so much.
Okay, keep Shoescaped she'll put him in shield wall here keep our guys in shield wall
Hmm.
Won't you leave that shield wall?
Man, why are his chances so bad?
I guess because these guys are all armed with a shield and shit, right?
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
11
12
14
15
17
18
17
Do you mean a minute took ahead?
We're going to get eventually in the shield wall, we're going to get like exhausted because
Because our stamina and our fatigue is going to get got.
Seriously
Big J why we need a win here man
Okay one down
Yeah, well do you need a man ain't looking so good
I
Killed it in a bitch
Okay, another one down.
Another one down.
Oh
What are my odds on this guy there we go
Let's see hopefully it's just the one loss they're like four guys like
How do we just lose?
BOT FLASH!
Man, really bad odds to hit some of these guys, huh?
okay
oh
Oh shit
Oh, dude, Johnny Moon has terrible fatigue.
No, don't die!
So, these ones can't really do anything.
Okay, almost out.
There we go.
Okay, Buttflex lived.
He did get a pierced arm muscle and a missing finger, but he lived.
It was only, only do you need a mint died.
Only do you need a mint.
We only lost one guy.
All right.
Do you need a mints?
I'm sorry, uh, say it's okay, you know, it happens. We'll see you later.
Oh, that was a gnarly ass fight. So we did get, uh, some different weapons here. Cleavers,
uh, broken ancient swords, ancient gold coins, ancient auxiliary shields.
More helmets are nice here and stuff for sure, but here's a red shirt
All right, let's go back we did have a death
Like we got a little we've gotten a little bit better. I don't know if these uh ancient spears or anything are better than what we have
um
30 to 35
20 to 35 seems like not particularly no not really the helmets are better than
nothing
the helmets on you guys and cleavers yeah I think these are all just pretty much just
sell all this stuff honestly they don't have good durability what the helmets yeah it'd
It'd be cool if you could have a doctor, dude.
You gained crowns.
We have it, this is like the most money we've had.
Let's see, time to hire a new dude.
Horst?
The logic of waste chat.
The waste of lives, potential, resources, time.
I submit to you that your battle brothers is illogical
because it cannot endure.
Submit that you are illogical to be a willing part of it
Let's hire this guy horse
All right chat who is this
My mom machine think with the bits bad haiku, thank you very much
Me, me, me. I want to die. Me, anti-acid amino. You're hired. And let's go give him a malicious
the spear. It really matters here. So looks like Jeremiah leveled up. Kind of a bad roll
on attacking skill, huh?
Okay, so he's using this war hammer, this mace, right?
It's a mace one-handed.
Mace mastery.
Knock out, knock over, and strike down at 100% chance to stun.
The pole mace no longer has a penalty for attacking.
builds up less. I don't know actually, maybe.
I don't even know if we want to stick with the mace forever here, right?
100% so a guarantee, that's like if you try to stun the enemy, right?
I wonder if there's like another skill that would be really good.
Backstabber. I like Backstabber.
What a good stun chance is really good.
All right, we'll go and unlock Mace Mastery and it looks like Tilemon leveled up.
archery, resolve and hit points and let's give you gifted and more archery hit points
And some fatigue.
Uh, how dare you, Bart? Doesn't make mistakes. It's your name that is badly written.
Okay, so there's no more, uh, no more jobs here. Do I have anything to sell?
I could sell these ancient gold coins for $9.77. We'll do that.
They've got some cheap tools here and some cheap medical supplies, okay.
We can sell these ancient shields, they're not gonna do much, they're just gonna take
got inventory space they're not very good take all the tools yeah right I mean
this is you're not gonna find a better deal than this right and the medical
supplies are pretty cheap too all right well stocked let's start heading over to
Schwartzbrook thank you very much tugboat appreciate that dude thank you
very much good haul from that marga not too bad
I think it's worth making kid bit for the sub I should have guys thank you very
much
Um, so Johnny Moon is like on death door.
He is very fucked up.
I'll put him in reserve while he's so fucked up
Put him on reserve try to keep him alive
Talk about thank you for the 59 months really appreciate that yeah, you can take them to temples and heal them. Yeah
Yeah, I have to discover a ruin or a hostile camp and destroy it. Yeah, I guess I just
to wander around the wilderness and try to find one, I guess?
I'm gonna use that. All kind of jobs you got. Yes, you can go here and you can heal different
things cut artery tile mon's got a cut artery Johnny moon's got this one it
costs 300 to heal these pretty expensive one of missions we got
take a certain targets package to bramming
okay that's pretty easy
Easy money, why not?
Can you regrow the lost finger at the temple?
That I don't think you can do.
This is my first time playing Battle Brothers, and you enjoyed playing it.
This was actually a Marvel's game a very long time ago, and the first time I played this
game, it kind of drove me crazy.
The second time I'm playing the game, it's also driving me crazy, but I think this game's
just got a really rough start.
This game really fucks you up right off the bat, but we're doing alright.
We're in better shape now, still not quite there yet, but we're getting there.
It's funny how my guys who have been in the company for a while, like they're not happy,
but the new guys are all like eager.
But we'll beat that out of them soon enough.
We check the weaponry.
Probably some cool looking name weapons, maybe.
I could probably afford to buy
like either like a cool weapon or something at this point.
Buy them around, that might help, yeah.
That's about right for any job.
At least their contends could be worse.
Johnny Moon suffers infected wound.
Wow, bro, he's like mega fucked.
Is he gonna die of like disease or something?
Yeah, well I got him, he's out of the front lines.
They have a tavern temple.
They don't have any weapons here to really look at, so not much here.
Terrange mushrooms eat responsibly, plus 25% damage in melee and minus defense and minus range defense.
Interesting, so if you eat these, you gain plus 25% damage in melee, huh?
Here.
Uh, what's this other job?
Monsters, yeah, what kind of monsters?
Undow what terrorizes Schwartzbrook.
What kind of monsters we talking here, man?
A woman runs out of her hut to stop you, almost out of breath.
She asks you, you've seen a boy, you shake your head.
He's about yay big, mop brown hair.
He can throw a good rock, throws it far.
As far as holding out to show his strength to the Lord's Mineral, let's take him to his army.
If you see him, let me know. I think he's mine. Also, beware of the Dark Beast, be bushwhacking folks around here.
Okay.
You're a mercenary for Hyria. You're a company of sell swords in this game, yeah.
I don't know if I don't know if the quest even has anything to be honest
Well, I don't even know if that has an event that falls it up
Webnecks?
Are those spiders?
Spiders?
Webnecks?
Oh, 13 of them?
Oh, shit.
Can we? Can we even fucking do this?
Can we even do this, man?
You are. All right.
We got a nice little high ground right here.
of
Okay, one spider down.
Oh, did he just one shot that spider?
Nice shot.
Spiders are the, look at all those spiders going that way dude.
So Spearwall wasn't very good.
Okay.
Good shot.
All right, there's a lot of fucking spiders down there dude.
I can free ally
So if I'm webbed what does that mean
I think it's still a tack.
Sticky?
Can't see.
It means you took one too many backshots.
Backshots.
Another spider dead.
Bro, how many fucking spiders there's more and more?
Spiders are rough apparently
Fuck you man, hit the damn thing.
Oh, he can you not so you can't move at all unless he's broken free, okay
Oh, uh, mazel spray.
Thank you very much.
Really appreciate that.
Thank you, mazel.
Hey, just keep coming man.
Ah, I think that was ButtFlex just went down, killed by spiders.
Ah, we might be in some pretty serious trouble.
Yeah, that was Buttflex just went down.
man these things are rough
we were um
I don't know how we were ready for this fight man.
It just doesn't end!
How are they just more and more and more and more and more and more and more?
This is outrageous!
Come on!
This is like crazy.
Like, come on!
This is fucking bullshit!
How many spiders?
Aw, we're fucked, dude.
This is gonna be a massacre, man.
This is ridiculous.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
You're so screwed.
LIKE THIS IS CRAZY!
WHAT THE FUCK!
HOLY SHIT ASS!
FUCKIN' MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE!
What was I supposed to fucking do?
This is impossible!
Get out of my the Hydra's back!
Mission failed. We'll get him next time.
This is like this is so beyond fuck beyond fuck
We can't I can't even fucking hit I can't even hit him
Yeah, we're fought we're like so like I don't even know if we're gonna survive this
We can't hit him
I can't believe how many how many I can't believe how many spiders there were I can't believe it
All right, is this just it it's just it I
Can't believe how many there were dude, bro. I'm never fucking fighting spiders ever again. I'm never sight
I'm never fighting spiders ever again. Oh my watch no way
Now pay your fine, it's off to jail
Never fighting this shit ever again
I should have ran away. I should have ran away and just said nope you're on your own
I do that missing missing missing missing missing missing missing missing missing is it bad enough that I gotta get fucked in the
ass can I at least
Miss I can't even hit
It's
Hey, anything
Hey
Jesus like it's not bad enough
It's not bad enough my guys are up there going like this kid. Can you at least hit something?
It's bad enough we're all gonna fucking die!
At least hit something before we go out!
No, you can't do that!
Fuck, man!
It's crazy. This is crazy. These- the spiders are insane. The spiders are insane. This is
fucking horseshit. Oh my fucking god. This is like game over. It's ridiculous! Fucking
like 30 spiders! Don't tell me that out of my cripples! It doesn't matter! What are
I'm gonna do it, I have 40 Spiders!
What do you mean?
Fuck you, man! Oh my god!
Cripple's nothing! It was 700 Spiders!
I've got a little mission for you. Can you please kill 7,000 fucking Spiders?
Sure! Yeah! Why not?
Only eight to go!
What the fuck? Hey, I got something for ya!
Alt F4!
Suck my Alt F4 dick, you piece of shit!
Motherfuck game!
I got something for ya right there!
Wow, spiders didn't expect that!
Fuck that!
Oh my fucking god!
Never again!
Never fucking again!
Never again with that shit!
Where was the last fucking time we saved either by the way never fucking again
Holy shit
My fucking God
That was fucking oh wait
Was this this was that's what it was. That's the spiders. Can I tell him? Hey?
Hey, cancel contract.
Yeah, you can go suck my fucking dick, buddy.
We're out of here.
Yeah, eat shit.
Good luck with the spiders, ass fucks.
No fucking shot.
No, no, no, no.
You are on your fucking own with that one.
At least it's not listen we're getting ambushed at least it ain't fucking spiders. I don't know if this is gonna be any better
Fence thank you for the 10 gift subs
Appreciate that. Thank you fans. Romulus. He's thank you for the five gift subs
Appreciate that
No fucking shot. All right, no way
Not like that.
So we want to get out of the water here.
Ah, Rami-Lissie, thanks so much. Appreciate it, man.
That way being in the water makes you extremely vulnerable.
bro this sucks too like man what the fuck I stumbled on some shit over here
Jesus fucking off at four leave me alone game fuck off god can I just get out of this fucking
area holy shit god damn I'm getting chased by spiders I'm getting fucked by goblins fuck
FUCK OFF!
GOD DAMN IT!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
CHRIST!
THIS IS WHERE YOU SAVED!
I gotta piss.
This man is no gamer. Red team gone.
You know, there's something right about your name.
is right. Fuck you, I got a fist. I'll be right back.
Did you know that the rectifobia, or the fear of spiders, is one of the most common
fears yeah and I ain't afraid no spider I want to fuck that spider I want to
stick that spider up my own ass
I
I'm looking up strats. I don't know if there's strats out of this one, man. Apparently fucking
goblins are gonna throw shit at me and fuck me up. I don't know if there's any way out
of this one. Uh, spy weavers, thank you very much. Dumb chest, thank you for the bits.
The Lone Am!
Exhibits.
This game seems like bullshit.
I love bullshit.
I love stupid bullshit.
You kidding me?
Apparently I love stupid bullshit.
Our main purpose is to call them the Dallas Cobbles.
I bet some do not fold under pressure.
Kick me and you.
I think what we need to do is we need to like run at these guys.
We also need to get out of the water.
You hear one of your daughters gonna hear you raging and be traumatized
traumatized I mean I'm yelling at a video game somebody who was you know
yelling at a video game or something else it's not the same thing at all
You got none of this, all right.
This is the sound of dad's working.
That's trauma.
If hearing dad yelling is trauma, consider me the most traumatized person in all ever.
Listen to my parents Wow man these fucking goblins I you know these goblins are no joke
either honestly.
man
Man.
Somebody's gonna die.
Just Carmine is totally surrounded.
Yeah.
Fucking goblins, man.
or even my best dudes are fucking like routing over here
probably about to get shot
Man, those little fuckers are hard to hit, huh?
Geez, man.
We've played battle for West Noth, I've never heard of it.
Girl, like I just can't get out of this hole, I'm in.
I'm just, I went to this area and apparently this area
has got either fucking goblins or spiders.
It's one thing after the other here, man.
And I just can't get out.
The game is like, it's like the game is demanding
a pound of flesh from me.
Oh, it's Shoescape just running away.
Man.
You know what I noticed? They don't fucking miss!
Bro, I can't hit the fucking broadside of a barn, but you motherfuckers don't miss a goddamn thing
You want a job?
Apparently you'll be better than my fucking men
23% chance to hit and like even bro even moving is like you just used all your action points
like what is this fight dude this fight sucks this guy shoescage is running away is it like
Like a poison that's draining my action points?
Come on man!
Like come, what is this?
Get outta here!
Give me a chance!
No chance!
Bro, what the fuck?
This game is so bullshit.
Miss, miss, miss, miss, miss!
Oh you miss!
You roll the dice!
You miss!
You miss again!
You roll some more dice!
Guess what?
another miss what a game wow I love miss simulator another miss
hell yeah kill more of them why am I wasting my fucking time on this shit
Holy fuck this game sucks. God damn. Why can I not get out? Bro, what is this area?
Spiders in my ass. Goblins in my ass. There's gotta be something I can do.
There's gotta be something I can do.
It's like, it auto saved right before this fight. It auto saved before the fight.
It auto saved before the fight! What do I do? I can't get out of it! I'm screwed! I'm
screwed! It's over! I can't get out of it! There's nothing I can do, dude! I'm fucked!
I can't, I can't even run away, I'm surrounded, man!
What do I do?
I don't know, like, alright, I mean, let's try it.
This is not gonna go well.
Bro, no!
Did you, did you not see the spider bite?
What are you talking about?
It was like 40 spiders!
There was no way!
There was no universe where that was a possibility.
We're not getting away from this.
Alright, let's ult at 4 again.
Bruh, I don't know what to do, man.
I don't know what to do.
I'm in the fucking swamp.
I've got completely surrounded by goblins. I've got no I can't hit them. I cannot hit them
Like I what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? What do I do right now?
What do I do?
Literally, what do I do?
What do I do I can't hit them I just can't hit them at all
Spiders in my ass
goblins in my ass
There's got to be something I can do
it auto saved before the fight it auto saved before the fight it auto saved
before the fight alright shut the fuck up oh my god shut up Jesus fuck Christ man
shut the fuck up holy shit attention attention I want attention shut up
Fuck!
God damn man.
If you run to the edge, is that where like you can retreat?
Like if I manually run away, does that help?
I am fucking mad dude!
I don't want to fucking die to this shit!
I am fucking angry!
I want to get the hell out of here!
Terrorists win.
I gave you guys too many fucking buttons to press to piss me off.
We spawn you in the water with the dick in your ass right off the bat.
Battle brothers!
Try our new game, super dick in the ass 3000!
In our next game we're gonna get an even bigger dick in your ass!
PLEO THEN NOW!
This is some fuckin' bullshit.
ahhh
what a f***ing waste
i think i'll go down here
i think there's going to be some nice loot and some nice missions down here
eh
wrong
f***ing goblins
spiders
you f***ing name it
eh
incorrect
Look at this shit.
Apparently we all decided to go for a fucking swim apparently and then they decided to ambush
us.
That's how a go for a swim guys.
Yeah, sounds great.
We're not getting away from this.
Bro, this game is so fucking bullshit, man.
It really is.
This game is so bullshit.
I don't know. I don't know what to do, man. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I can't.
I even save scummy. I can't get out of here. I don't know what to do. I think I think I'm
just dead or like I have to sacrifice people or something. So yeah, I don't know. I guess
I don't know. I really don't know what to do at this point. Well, I don't know what to
do aside from get fucked and give up the campaign or like I don't know and
and like it's saved like I don't know why it's saved before this battle to make
sure I it's like to make sure I could never possibly enjoy this I guess is why
is why we're here just to make sure there was no possibility of me ever
having fun in this situation it's just like it's like we have to make sure we
We have to save his game and make sure he gets fucked in the ass.
It's not enough to fuck him in the ass across a 30 hour campaign.
No, we have to save him, lock him in and make sure he gets fucked.
We can't just let him enjoy this.
No, no, no, he's gotta get fucked in the ass right now.
This has to happen immediately.
You have a 5% chance of hitting this enemy.
Wow, thanks, battlebrothers.
I think I'll take my chances.
to the really good eds.
I noticed they never fucking missed by the way.
Like if I shoot at them, if I, look at it,
hit, hit, hit, if I shoot these shots,
I'm not getting nothing.
I'm getting like 5% chance hit.
Like what do you mean you get hit every fucking time?
What do you mean I'm getting hit every time?
This is, I can't, this is too bullshit.
I cannot take this.
It is too bullshit.
It is too fucking bullshit.
I cannot tolerate this.
This is intolerable.
I cannot tolerate this.
This is infucking tolerable.
I cannot, this is beyond the pale of getting fucked.
All right, I cannot tolerate this.
It's like, there's no situation where this doesn't suck dick.
It just, I have to suck dick.
I have to.
Like, it's gonna start me in the water, surrounded, and I'm gonna get shot to shit, and there's
nothing I can do.
It's just, that's just it.
It's the, that's the end.
And I'm probably gonna, like, I don't know how many people I'm gonna lose, but I have
to lose like a shitload of guys to the end like there's no there's no way
around that and then and by the way this is because I was running away from the
fucking even worse fight with spiders so like wow what a what a miraculous
situation we find ourselves in really cool stuff
boy I just love this game what a piece of shit man
hit force and a hit yep and it you're cool guy you hit you like there you've
had him just beginning yeah he's fucking poison he's about to die now
unbelievable man I'm fucking believable this game hit hit no miss he's got a
shield doesn't matter. Hit, hit.
I- I- yeah.
How many does anything I can do?
There's not a fucking thing I can do in the situation.
I mean, I don't know what my best bet is.
I can't even win one on one with these guys either because they have like a 5% chance of
hitting them apparently.
So can't even hit them.
They also all get to go before I do because they've got crazy initiative.
hit. Hit. Hit. Three consecutive hits on that guy. Hit. Hit. Oh, wow. They missed once
and then they killed me. Yeah, that's it. I mean, you can't do anything. You shot. I
and I think I think I am I'm so angry with this game that I don't think I can play this
game anymore I'm so I'm so angry with this game I don't think I don't think I can play
I don't want to get any more
Hit, hit, look at this, this is insane, what's their accuracy, what is their accuracy, 900%
what did I whack and hit shit, bro my archers out of 100 shots my archers land twice, what
What do you mean?
30% fucking chance to hit.
Look at how dude, that guy, he's in the water, minus range, defense, minus all the skill.
Still hits my guy from all the way over here and fucking kills him.
And so this is such, this game is a motherfucking cheater.
This is a motherfuck, not even just like all of this game cheats a little bit, no.
This game is a cheating ass bitch ass motherfucker. Oh my god. What a fucking cheating son of a bitch this game is
What a fucking cheater
You missed you missed oh listen you missed two fifty nine percent chances, huh? Well, that's pretty rough better leg next time buddy
this game is fucking bullshit this game is fucking holy shit bullshit this game is unbelievable
fucking bullshit. It's crazy. 14% chance to hit. Wow. Great stuff. Thank you so much.
And hit. Tired. And hit. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Dude, XCOM is the most fair game ever compared
the battle brothers dude. Exxon might be the most fair game ever made by comparison of
this shit. Oh wow, missed again, cool. Thanks a lot. Oh, missed, cool. And you're too tired
to swing again. Oh, he's trying to run away, so now he's getting attacked. So this is just
Like fucking this is just it's like it's so even worse that it's even worse than it was before. I mean I
Am so enraved with this. I'm so angry with this
Like I feel like I'm not even given a fair chance all because I tried to run away from fucking spiders
You know and then I ran in this. I apparently I ran at least at least I could kind of fight the spiders
Like the spiders I could kind of fight.
I can't fight this.
Why do you have to press the button, Tengu Wind?
What's the matter with you?
Why do you have to press it?
Why do you have to try to piss me off?
Why is- I know the button's there.
Why do you have to press it, huh?
Jesus fuck, man.
God damn.
I don't know what to do.
I literally don't know what to do.
I'm just stuck.
I'm completely stuck.
There's no way there's no way for me to win this.
It is an unwinnable fuck you.
It is a question of how like, can I get fucked a little less bad?
It's completely unwinnable.
Where was this saved?
It's complete.
Yeah.
They don't miss at all.
They, they, this was like five years ago, dude.
I don't want to fucking take this save.
I think I just can't, I think I just have to quit this game.
I think this game is too fucking much.
It is too bullshit.
I can't tolerate it.
This game is just too fucking bullshit, man.
Too hard for Barb. Goodbye, J-Wile.
Thanks for watching all these years.
Suck my dick and go fuck yourself.
Appreciate all the money.
I mean
People were saying I can like sacrifice I've got anti acid amino and Johnny moon
Like if I put everybody back here and like do this
So like
send them out if they die early calm is heavily focused on retreating and finding daggers
no it's fucking horseshit okay this is horseshit the fucking spiders were horseshit I try
to run away I get jumped by something else is fucking horseshit who the fuck wants to
play a game just like nuke you're safe like who the fuck wants to do that
sure yeah I just spent I spent fucking seven hours on this sure flush it down
the toilet fucking bullshit man god it's fucking horseshit I don't want to do
that
I mean what can I like can I sacrifice Johnny moon and you know send him out
totally naked because I want to keep my stuff and anti-acid Amino to sacrifice
and I sacrifice these two so everybody else is in reserve so that these guys
just gonna die there's no way there's just there's not a this and there's no
way to win this when they start me in the middle of the pool getting shot by
poison arrows that don't miss like there is no way to win the situation is no way
it's unbelievable this this game this game is like the the randomness and the fuck you of this game
is like another level it's on another i don't think i can think of any other like like maybe
ftl when ftl really fucks you over is this bad but it's just unbelievable dude it's kind of unbelievable
how unfair this game can really be no even x comm is x comm is not as bad as battle brothers
like ftl sometimes will fuck you but i don't know i feel like ftl is not as a commit not as
big as a commitment that bad as battle brothers is so right exactly that's point yeah
I
Johnny moon, thank you very much. Can we please get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here. Oh my god
Holy fucking dick hole piece of shit. No way go away
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh
Holy shit, bro fuck that. Oh my fucking god
Unfucking believable the shit that was going on down there dude
Unfucking real and then people like you get you get surrounded by like 40 spiders people like
It looks like your character stats, looks like you need it.
No, no, no, don't tell me that shit, all right?
Don't you fucking tell me that shit.
So bad.
Fuck you, you were choosing the wrong fucking day, buddy.
Wrong fucking day.
Wrong fucking time.
Wrong fucking timing there, buddy.
Go fuck yourself.
Bad timing, dipshit!
I'm fucking real.
he wants me to go travel to on
east
on fucking real
uh... town hall they provide yourselves bold all they were fifty six months
johnnie moon thank you very much and i was the fucking obituary
and you know johnnie moon
and he asked him you know they were left to die
Yes, yes, they were Johnny moon and anti acid. I'm sorry man. You guys got the short end of the stick there
Sorry guys
I'm on anti acid amino real shame
Died you died too so that we could even live at all
unfortunate, but
We didn't really have another option on those
Yeah, you can do I'm not doing that shit fuck you more barbarian thralls and warhounds
um
You're supposed to be back here
God that shit fucking God's so fucking angry dude
Ah, people that join also get a timeout. That's man-ness. Yeah, that's real man-ness.
Um...
Do I want to fight these fucking barbarian dickheads? Sure.
Apparently we have a lot of help here, I guess.
We have 31 dudes on our side.
Oh my god.
What the hell is going on over there?
This will go well.
I can't dude, I don't know how it could possibly go worse than the previous couple of fights.
Was there any indication that the swamp screen or whatever was the death trap?
Uh, not particularly, no.
I did a mission where there was like...
It was the spiders that caused that.
That was running away from the spiders, which was a fucking death trap that pissed me off.
And I ran right into an even worse situation with goblins.
I think I'm never going to go back to that town ever again.
I'm never going back to that fucking town.
Yeah, fuck that.
Dude, the goblins were crazy, man.
And so apparently there's still something else going on over there.
Sounds like the last enemy's about to die, though.
I don't understand, do you think to farm the whole army to find that?
What do you mean?
There we go.
Yeah, there was like a whole ass fucking thing going on over there.
Um.
No, we were like all fighting them together.
Apparently, we have like no food.
How do you fight the goblin army? Good question. I don't think you want to fight them in a fucking swamp to begin with.
And uh, apparently you got to have a lot more stuff than I have.
I'm expensive ass food over here bro.
Um...
A pole hammer.
There's a legendary location that has 43 goblins in it.
Yeah, it would be nice.
You gotta hire some new dudes for sure.
I'll hire Hartford.
Eric the disgraced.
Dude, these guys are never worth it.
These guys are never worth it.
You take these guys and spend a shitload of money on this guy, he's never worth it, dude.
Constant disappointment.
I know, they're fucking posers, they really are.
All right, we're gonna take these guys all right. Let's see
Keep his fodder to send to the meat grinder
Sacrifice them instead nine and well, you know we need these guys for potential sacrifice to get away from fights apparently
All we need
All right, let's see
Alright chat, who are these guys?
Alright, where the fuck is- where- where- what the fuck is his name, hang on one second.
God, this game pissed me off.
Thank you for the 49 months. Thank you wrap it up. Appreciate that, dude
I think you're up in a male once I guess
Please think of the sub Baka Baldwin. Thank you for the sub. Appreciate it guys. Thank you very much
Moon mist thank you for the 83 months. Appreciate that
I'm ready Rasser 88
Okay
Want to be reborn as another mercenary now. I mean, I don't think we have reincarnation in this world
spy weaver
I got one more
I'm ready the turn buckle should have thought of that before you died
Okay, let's see weaponsmith
That pike we found was actually pretty crazy, that was a pretty crazy good drop there wasn't
it.
year.
I hold it today, Bob.
Hi, Bob.
Love you, Bob.
I'm scared of unstate of space.
What do?
Uh, Tetsamana.
Thank you for the 12 months.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you, Tetsamana.
Let's go buy, um, we're going to spend some money here.
I'm going to buy these male shirts.
Alright, let's see, so Buttflex, V-Swed, Carmine.
Shusuke has earned a chainmail shirt.
Let's go buy like something for all of my front dudes and let's go buy some more
too.
Okay, Racer, Flyweaver, and Turnbuckle.
Alright, you guys all got something.
Some of you guys have a high, they have high morale now, and some of them aren't too pissed
off, don't worry, the morale will fade soon.
Alright, let's go try to find some more work, we're back at the 12th, need some nests, look
at all these, yeah the recruits are happy, the guys haven't been here for a while, the
ones that are miserable.
God damn dude, this is a fucking game, I think it's a summoner, I appreciate it dude.
What is my current contract?
Oh, oh we're going to Agna.
I didn't even realize I had a contract.
Thank you Osu.
We've seen some shit rookies they have.
Has anyone earned a title yet?
I think so all my longest fighters have earned probably a title.
Probably earned one.
Pringathor, thank you very much, really appreciate that.
They just released another game by the battlebrothers in XCOM Lite called Menace, yeah.
You're just talking about that.
Are we so... wait, if we do this, are we gonna get attacked?
We can't do this one.
Surely we can't do this one.
Getting attacked by spirits no shot. No, no
No, we can't there's no way
We absolutely cannot do this one
It's not a fucking there's no universe where we do that shit right now
You know, they're probably not even gonna have a job for me up there to be honest
Let's go up there
That'd be all three banners so guys I only replied the first one it was so long you don't remember much to be honest
Did you get a manual save in while relaxing if the termo comes up with a pair of dice?
Let's play.
You lose.
Throw again.
You win.
Throw again.
I'm adding them.
The Menace trailer has spiders too.
How much does gear matter versus character level?
Ummm... I don't know.
I'm not an expert at this game by any means, as you can tell.
Ummm... I think gear does matter, for sure.
Looks promising just picked it up
It's very different it looks cool from the preview I saw
Early on gear matters most
Happy Thursday.
Uh, Z90, thank you for the 77 months.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, Z90.
I think I'm playing pretty well.
How many crowns?
Okay.
Okay, uh, I may wait because I need to go buy food.
We uh, we sold salt for a decent markup.
Let's go buy the salt.
And we'll buy some bread.
Okay
Firestone eb, thank you for the six these seven months. Thank you Firestone
Battle rose about adapting and overcoming I
Felt like I was doing pretty well like things, you know things were looking okay
Lots of barbarian thralls
all right I'll take this fight that they weren't kidding that is a lot of
barbarian thralls there was no kidding I thought I was in okay and then and then
the spiders happen yeah exactly
Why do they they all get to go before me?
I
Okay
I think we're chilling down there.
We took that high ground in the middle.
Being led astray here.
Do you use a noise pressure to filter on your microphone?
Umm...
Yeah, yeah.
To keep, like, background noise out, like, fans or, you know, just, like, random noises.
I have an audio mixer that has, like, all kinds of settings on it.
Farts, yeah.
and
I got have a day
Okay.
Ah
Thanks a lot wolf man appreciate the sub dude
Oh
I'm gonna do it.
Geez, man.
shot um fucking misses dude good stuff another one down
One down.
I
saved my archer on that one.
Ah, hey minister, thank you so much.
Good job, Spy Weaver.
It's a great game, but holy shit does this game piss me the fuck off, bro, uh, big J.Y.
Just fucking slaughtering down there.
Ah, mid-west, thank you very much.
there we go all right not too bad
bear headpiece and some animal hide armor some necklaces a claw club okay
I'll take it
You just can't fuck up has your gig any better was during my shower screaming in the background wife came in the check
I had so I was stuck in it have you played this game by the way
I was stuck in a position where I was getting chased by like 40 spiders
And then I ran into a goblin ambush in the swamp and the only way to get away
Was I had to sacrifice two guys. I had basically killed two of my guys
Was the only thing I could do
There was no other way
I'll give these guys the bear head pieces here
only way to survive I think I all that forward like 10 times she pops in
while I'm lost my balls with barb okay this game man this game thank you Midwest
thank you minister gold appreciate it guys
Am I oh, I got fucked. Yeah, I definitely got fucked
Irish spring
All right, give me this money, please I saw and found a hostile camp. There's like find it somewhere
There's no jobs here
Just to start heading west this way
You're doing great at the human fights. I feel like I kind of understand things, but I've never seen the spiders before.
I don't know what you fucking do against spiders, man.
Yes, yes it was, yeah. You did perfect those two.
You did absolutely perfect.
Thank you.
Discover yourself not to fight it not for me. Yeah, right has to be not a conjure
I don't think I've even taken over an area so we're gonna have to do that at some point
I
Escort caravan to glomen world, okay
All right, we get free free travel to why not
And we're being attacked by barbarians once again, okay, but the non-humans are a hundred times more difficult
The uh the spiders and the goblins man fuck that holy shit dude
The monsters that like when they die they eat one another and get stronger those guys are fucked up too
But not as bad as the goblins or the other ones because you can kind of control those guys
Wow, the shot.
I'm gonna have you chill back here I'm gonna avoid I don't want to fight this guy
die
How have you done here?
battle theme slaps
I
Let's all throw it at one guy
When I shoot I hit my fucking own guys.
I
okay
all right he's a real pro at this game like
What is this game fucking just gangbangs here? I don't know if there's anything you can do, dude.
These, like, throwing axes and javelins they have are pretty nutty, man.
That uh, low fatigue is a real murderer.
Alright.
That low fatigue is a real murderer.
I'm tired some of these guys get so quickly.
Okay, let's take that high ground.
Jump man, thank you very much.
Thank you Jetman for the 19 months, appreciate that man.
Javelins are good to have on your archers.
I haven't used any javelins yet.
Chewskate BADLY needs more fatigue.
of
They got two guys left, there's this guy, and then there's that guy.
Oh
This guy dude, he's totally surrounded
There we go.
There we go, geez.
Hey, Foray didn't die, yay!
Foray didn't die, he's got a broken knee, a permanent broken knee, and he's got cut
leg muscles, but that's okay because he's an archer anyway, so that's fine, actually.
That's totally okay.
All right, he didn't die, yeah, yeah, that's fine, he's an archer.
He's an archer so it's not exactly exactly that's fine he's been downgraded to a turret
winnable fights what is this baby zone anybody they didn't my level up from the
up
Oh
That's not good guys
try and let him get close
all right wait what did I was that like bleeding down he's bleeding that's why
I
That guy just broke my fucking shield dude.
Did they break multiple of our shields right there?
Okay, one down.
hmm
Okay, the other guys are jumping in a little bit thank goodness
of
percent chance to miss in a hit my archer my crossbow guy might be in some
trouble right there
come on man fuck off
Well, we just lost my archer.
Alright, 4A, 4A, 2X1.
He's dead.
Had him for a while.
Leather helmets.
A axe hammer.
So apparently this is a really, really good weapon against armor, apparently.
Blunt cleaver.
Ugh.
Yeah, he was a guy that had that right
Man brutal
Don't cross man holding the reins of a lanky horse. I make a bet for those race my horse
Little horse mine, but you're humanly legs if you lose you give me 300 crowns if you win. I'll pay you triple
We lost 300 crowns
I
Right I was like a lot of my guys leveled up V sweat leveled up
And getting the perk here a shield experts
Man had a fast horse apparently
Okay, health and have that.
Their shield expert would be good.
Butt flex leveled up, this, this.
More shield experts, please.
Shoescape leveled up, we can make him,
Let's see, where's a spear?
Spear roll is no longer disabled and an opponent
managed to overcome it since we're all
could still be using it,
due to free attacks on the opponent
attempting to enter the zone.
Interesting.
We'll give him a spear expert.
And let's see.
He badly needs more fatigue.
Yeah, he badly needs it.
Racer leveled up.
give him health morale and melee defense and we'll give him some more HP there spy weaver
leveled up melee melee and that and we'll give you a colossus as well and turnbuckle
leveled up
They put V sweat in this
Am I interested in menace? Yeah, I'm interested. I am interested in the game. Yes
They are well-supplied.
We need a higher new dude.
A retired soldier.
I'd love to get a new archer.
Somebody who I need to train up as a new archer.
These guys are kind of expensive right now.
So I can't get a job here.
Let's go back to fall.
I'd be so happy to be chosen.
We just lost a guy, so I'd like to get somebody else as a new archer.
It would be great.
I never failed you.
I'm ready.
Miner has bad fatigue.
A rock thrower.
I will always fail you.
I will come back with my shield or on it.
I have a history with crossbows.
The archers live longer.
Not when the enemy runs after you like that shit, man.
Not when they do that.
So we can hire a messenger or a blacksmith.
What do you think is better, Chad, a messenger or a blacksmith?
Epic battle.
Thank you for the 13 months.
Appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
Looking for a new archer.
Every position is a high-risk position.
It's very true.
You think blacksmith is better?
All right, we'll take blacksmith.
All right.
We have a new position just opened up.
Apparently he does have some aptitude for archery.
Jericho!
Thank you so much.
I need to give him the quiver as well.
Uh, Jericho, thank you for all 11 gifts of these gonna be pretty bad at archery for a
long time, I think.
Uh, thank you, Jericho.
Appreciate that, man.
Thank you very much.
Pay to win stream.
Hugh branch underscore.
There you go.
He's gonna suck for a while, I think.
um
One-handed mace
Old wooden shield
I mean I killed so many fucking barbarians. I got all their crap
Animal hide armor
Um, so they really don't need salt here.
Okay, what's the mission you're offering here?
Kill brigands.
Alright, all the tracks.
We got brigands to kill.
All righty
I can't got I can give you this to Q branch
And we're following tracks outside of the town keep suckin. Thanks so much Erica. Thank you sausage for the 100 bits
I appreciate that guys. Thank you very much
That's true actually they do have broken shields so when a shield breaks that's like it, huh?
Good point.
Wait, is this tracks northwest of fall? I didn't even see, did you guys see tracks? I didn't see anything.
Oh, this is northeast.
Yeah, I always ask, yeah, I always ask.
Have I updated my retinue?
I mean, I have 12 guys and we have like decent armor and stuff at this point, but I feel
like in some fights, like, you know, shit happens in fights, obviously, but I feel like
Like humans, I mostly do okay against, and spiders, goblins, monsters, we get fucking
destroyed.
A necromancer?
That sounds bad.
We're going to have to move out because they got a lot of archers.
I have a lot of archers.
the
Necrophytes are a big knowledge check, well good news that I've never fought one before, so...
Now, if I had to guess, I'd almost feel like I'd kill the Necromancer first, but we haven't even seen the Necromancer.
Oh, there he is.
Accident 15 turns.
Well that guy sooner rather than later, I would like to, I have to reach him first.
Seems like he's not even doing anything.
I feel like what happens is when you kill one of the guys, he brings him back as a zombie.
I think it's what happens.
That's gotta be it.
Yeah.
That's gotta be it.
of
Well, we're going to find out shortly what's going on.
I doubt he can raise all of them at once, he probably raises one at a time.
Yeah, there it is.
Okay.
Alright, that's what we figured.
Why are these guys like willingly following the Necromancer?
Like yeah, turn me into a fucking zombie bro, go for it.
Does it pay well or?
high charisma
Okay, I want to we're gonna get in this face. Maybe that stops him from doing it
It looks like being in his face does stop him from doing it
Okay.
I archers still suck a lot
They heard they get to turn into zombies that helps them bone better
Good job shoes gay
All right, the archers are starting to run.
Ah, the bones there, money, they pull your hair up and not out.
The really turnbuckle just getting in the necromancer's face was really, really good for us.
Nice shot.
Good shot.
I think it's just this last guy over here and I gotta be a he's just gonna rock it's
I
Their action figures
Turtle hands, thank you very much really appreciate that it's like only person leveled up was tile mom and
We got
Crap a lot of crap. Okay, I
I
Want really smoothly. I think I kind of guessed what the enemy did too because the fact that he was did the giveaway
Was that he wasn't doing anything the entire time?
Not to me was a giveaway
Even bullseye I guess
Now I think Necrophytes are easy one though because they kind of put you in a shit position
especially if the Necromancer is like completely hidden, right?
It's kind of a rough position to be in, but at least I understand what it is, right?
I kind of guessed right on that one.
We can probably sell a lot of this stuff.
We need this many spears and hats and hoods, I don't think so.
We're good on food. We're good on tools. All right, I guess let's start heading back south
On the Nintendo Direct was a partner direct. I think partner directs are typically pretty dull
Too good now turn up the expert if you only brought were you not here earlier? I had a full-on shit attack. All right, I
I wish I could go find one of these camps.
Maybe like up here or something.
Yeah, I ought to afford like six times.
Yeah, the direct happen.
Yes.
No, sorry, um, so the salt is not going to go, uh, not going to go for a good price.
All right, let's keep heading south.
Keep heading south.
So apparently at some point in the game, there is like a crisis, like basically shit hits
the fan.
I don't know if it's on a timer or if it's waiting for something to happen or what, but
apparently that happens at some point.
Click the retinue button in the top right.
Show factions, obituary, retinue.
There you go.
You can add a non-combat follower to your company, um, interesting.
I can't afford any of these guys, but at some point, at some way, this is pretty cool, though,
You have to uh, you have to do more and more things. Oh the crook would be fantastic
You got to pay a lot of money though. Okay
That's cool though. I didn't know about that. I can't hire anybody yet, but that is cool
I did not know about that
the surgeon
Uh poppa zone thank you for the sub appreciate it dude. Thank you poppa zone. We need more money and we need more recognition
so
Was that in the base game? No, right? That was in the base game. Was that one of the DLCs?
Yeah, got you got you
Yeah, definitely
Fevery
Accept your offer all the tracks return the idol of fort fertility
Usually you progress on Wipe, I mean the game does save and it doesn't really punish you
like you can reload as much as you want but like let's say we all die in this next fight
coming up like the game just says like game over so you can reload or whatever you want
to. That's the Blazing Desert's DLC, gotcha.
Bound Veebs. Let's go get them.
I'm scared of swamps now.
We uh, let's wait until they get out of the swamp, please.
I think the I think the overall map kind of gives you a hint of what kind of terrain you'll be fighting in
Yeah swamp is really bad, okay
We got some brigand raiders and some brigand thugs
I probably should have just waited the shoot until they got closer.
Night time is shit for archers too.
I got some chain mail.
to
I
Um
All right, let's have all these guys chill
Beeswood can't really do much down there. I mean we can try to circle him around
Oh
No
Geez man, they're really man when they focus a guy dude they go so hard on that guy
Nice
I
Hmm
I should have maybe not done that.
Oh
Okay
All righty
Who did I cause? I caused somebody to flee. Who did I cause to flee?
Okay, so spy weaver is fucking crazy tired, but I can't do anything with him so
So, okay.
When the banner is fully up, oh, that means he's fleeing.
When the banner is fully up, okay.
So then they're all fleeing actually right now.
Gotcha.
Run them down.
So would this be where you'd want a dagger spam to try to get their armor from them?
Um, is there a way to like do that?
Like do I have to go to my inventory or something?
Um.
Oh, you have to have them already equipped.
Okay.
of
the shot
Kind of a miracle nobody died, I feel like.
Uh, ooh, did we just get another pike?
A falchion, too?
Uh, a new helmet, pike?
Okay.
I think the handaxe is pretty solid as well.
Okay.
Uh, Covenant Morales is plus 10% to all attributes.
That's pretty good.
Okay, so like everybody, pretty much everybody leveled up, Racer leveled up.
Let's see, health, fatigue and I guess resolve and then we'll choose gifted and we're going
And we're going to give you melee stats and health.
Spy weavers hat and armor broke.
That'll repair over time.
I can give him the new helmet, too.
I'll give him gifted.
Looks badass with a bear hat.
Go with those and turn buckle leveled up to...
branch leveled up. Let's give him archery, health, and, uh, pig.
See, it's one of these better for, um, recover students.
If we're going to make him an archer, uh, foul will go fast.
Adaptation will do that.
Crippling strikes for the archer, I think it's not the worst idea, honestly, right?
Oh, man.
This man knows no stress limit.
There's a few all all that for.
Don't even take Crippling strikes, it's the worst perk in the game.
Is it really?
So, I think Windfest, yeah, there's no point in going to Windfest because they won't give
me a job anyway.
Uh, let's start heading down this way.
Are we just playing for funsies?
Uh, I mean, that's kind of what, well, that's what Twitch is kind of about.
I'm good. Fuck you. I'm leaving. I have all the DLCs on which I did not have
on before. Yeah, I had a lot of fun with the spiders. Yeah, definitely. So let's take
Let's take a look at our retu again, and see.
I feel like the cook
have eight different types of provisions. That one wouldn't be too bad to get.
I wonder if you have to pay, uh, do you have to pay them, um,
like a upkeep constantly?
Probably there's probably like an upkeep cost.
And you're going to trigger injuries. That's why I have a better perk. Uh,
it's just a, it's a one time pay. Okay. It's one.
I didn't know if I had to pay them like, you know,
500 every time or something.
Let's see you want to go buy some food I have salt I bought this for 332 I could sell it
for a little bit of profit, but man.
So we have five different types. I was trying to go get six different kinds of provision
there.
I walk around the slope you feel a tug at your sleeve trying to find a child with a
face smeared black with two bright eyes.
Let me put it back together.
Looks like Q Branch wants to help you.
You gain an arming sword.
Apparently, we just gained a sword.
Let's see, what do we got?
Oh worth 1250 free sword who gets the free sword I
Can give it to but flex
I'll give it to but flex and
And I would give it to either Jeremiah, Big J.Y. or somebody else, but the other characters we have like Shusuke and the others, they've all been specialized in their kind of weapon for now, so I figured I'd better stick with that.
Let's go give Turnbuckle the Boar Spear now instead.
You know, I think, do I not have a second pipe?
if I should go give somebody else a second pike right the pike is good
Okay. Is everything good? We have teeny-tiny flurries? That's funny. I need a bit of snow,
apparently. Alright, so we're gonna take Rasser and we're gonna give him this pike as well,
we'll have two pikemen.
Uh, DXPT, thanks so much. You know, honestly, uh, if it was up to me, we would have started already, but Katie, Katie's been putting it off for a while.
So, you know, we're uh, we have little potties to get started eventually, but we've been putting it off
Have we saved recently? No, I think we've had autosave though. Hey snaggy
Biggie DSP team. Yeah, haven't started potty training just yet. This is for you
No, that's gonna get us killed turnbuckle. Thank you so much. Really appreciate that. Thank you turnbuckle
Let me wait until dawn here to see if see if the salt is any good
Okay, so the farther south we're getting the salt is becoming more and get more and more
I'm gonna go buy this wine. So if I want to hire the cook
Is it I had so like if I go to retinue, right? If I want to hire the cook
Is that just at one point I had eights or does it have to be you have age right now? Is that how that works?
The cook isn't a good follower
I'm gonna avoid that I know what fuck you
What am I doing?
I'm running away from like 150 fucking brigands.
What does it look like I'm doing?
Okay, we actually, we have backup now.
We actually got some backup now, there we go.
I'll take that backup.
Bro, they got a banner!
I want a banner, dude.
Archman time steal their banner
Or the odds will actually kill the other guys I wonder
side with the brigands and take I don't think you can do that
honestly it looks like it looks like the the brigands are gonna get fucked up by these
guys but we'll let them take point.
Is Menace on your radar?
Yes, it definitely is.
I know it just came out in early access today.
It is on my radar, yes.
I hope I didn't yolo my guys forward too much here.
uhhhh
orgasmo thank you very much
oh jesus fucking christ oh my god
Scared the fuck out of me. Holy shit.
Uh, hi. Bye.
You can't be nice. Well, first of all, he scratched my fucking arm jumping up. See me?
So number one, he fucking scratched me. Second, I didn't even know he was in here.
I know he was fucking in here at all.
Let's say they killed all the other guys, would I be able to uh, loot?
Well the short where you kicked out the cats, the short where you kicked out the cats what are you talking about?
Uh, Mosher's mom, thanks so much.
YouTube short videos?
I made a video?
I remember doing that.
Uh, Mosher's mom, thank you for 95 months.
Oh, they are fucking near I'm gonna run my range guys away fuck you run away
get the hell out of here you're not even you're not hitting shit anyway
I don't know probably it sounds like somebody was doing that yeah
Who was the other?
I'd post the link, but wait, I'm up.
Posted?
Yeah, if somebody else is posting my shit, I mean, I'm not surprised.
I'm going to get a librarian like Northern Lion has.
it so did you ever play any point and click adventure games like monkey island on stream
Bob no
Okay.
Ah, Wonk!
Thank you very much.
The archer to stand back
Wanted to leave a chatter message
Uh...
My wife Hanna says hi Bob.
What the fuck is this? Jesus Christ!
Who the fuck is that? Get the hell outta here, man.
The hell?
Uh, Spudboy, thank you for the 65 months. Really appreciate that.
Jesus, you fucking know better than that.
How's it going with you?
Disappointed in you.
Ah, Spudboy, thank you for the 65 months, I really appreciate that dude.
Alright, we got Brighan Raider.
I'm not gonna worry so much about the Markspin.
You can go after him instead.
Going down
Well, he's did it here and not his work yet
Yeah, some things are an automatic ban, I'm sorry.
Um...
Ah, not enough.
The Ctrl V gets you fucked.
I'm gonna get some good loot for this I did all the fucking work here
Okay.
They're still attacking me here, too.
I didn't run away when they saw you had 21 dudes, yeah, they wanted to fight.
I missed a 95% chance to hit there.
Run them down now. They don't get to live.
There we go.
I better got some good loot for this.
Oh, another, bro, we got another army sword, a hunting bow.
better shield okay actually some pretty decent loot actually pretty nice stuff
some better shields too nasal helm all right bigot not bad
So this shield is way better.
So is this shield.
This one does 40 to 60 range of seven tiles and this one does 30 to 50.
So this one has a higher potential damage for the longbow.
to put my guys here a little bit so I also have an arming sword and another
flail we already get we already specialized Shusuke on the spear I'll
give turnbuckle a flail and I don't think we chose spear for Vsled we'll give
Beast led the arming sword as well.
All right.
He penned down this way.
You're aware with honor.
Is Jeremiah still alive or did he die? Jeremiah?
Um...
Let's see...
There's all my... Yeah, Jeremiah's still there.
Um...
54 days, 31 battles, has 31 kills. Damn.
34 kills on you, 28 kills on you.
Um... Shoeskeye's got 16 kills.
Uh, some of my guys are new.
Is there any place where you can get fine in-depth build guides to Battlebrothers?
So the game two days ago I feel like I'm doing alright.
I'm a little close to come to proper builds.
Are you familiar with the Alt F4 build?
Fantastic build.
Basically what it means is every time you start losing you hit Alt F4.
I have found it to be a rather powerful build indeed.
Highly recommend the Alt-F4 build.
Like the three headed mage.
New game came out by this.
Yes, in early access, right?
Why you like this?
Why is the game like this?
You mean why am I like this?
Well, that is some expensive ass tools, holy.
I don't think the hatchets are too bad. The handaxes are better for sure.
I don't think we need quite so many malicious spears anymore.
Alright, what is the mission here?
so people are disappearing over here last time we did monsters that was the
spiders that was the spiders last time all that for us the battle brother
salute I don't know how he times I resented the goblin ambush I don't know
I wish you luck, but go fuck yourself. I'm out of here
Good luck buddy
You find some tools
Yeah, I should I'm completely out of tools right now I need to get some
Brigham Thugs, Brigham Poachers, a Brigham Raider.
Okay, engage.
We're definitely way more kitted out than we were before.
We're going to have all my dudes wait.
a shot a shot wow good shooting Tex
Right at where it's due when the lock is turning into my favor.
We're just gonna have them chill.
Nice shot.
Nice kill.
That's terrible.
Nice.
Okay, these guys got a brigand raider over there, so it's a little more serious
Let's let's chill here for a second
I like to deal with all the others if we can before we go fight that guy
I'll battle for you brother bar punch
Cut his fucking head off on that one
The Rolly, thanks so much pleonastic. Thank you very much
He's trying to run
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Yeah.
I think, uh, oh is that guy actually running?
Yeah, it looks like he's actually not running I may set loose the dog on him
We'll try it I'm assuming the dog actually
Yeah, we got in this face.
I've never used the dog before.
All 90s, thank you very much.
kids are.
Got a boy.
That's pretty awesome.
That was like maybe we let the dog go a little too late.
Good boy.
All right, all 96 so much appreciate man looks like alcoholic leveled up and some random crap
but you do is I think he's our first level six
let's see reach advantage
Hmm. Interesting. So this one seems good for him, right? This one seems good.
When you spear reach large weapons, each with a two-handed melee weapon adds a stack of
reach of gunners that increase your melee defense by plus five up to a maximum of five
until the character's next turn. So you'll attack hitting multiple targets, can add several
stacks at once, um, this, so this guy is in the back usually, and he's attacking through
is what he's doing.
Given pathfinder, which one is pathfinder?
We already did gifted once before.
Yeah, he's always in the back, honestly.
He's not a frontliner.
Yeah, exactly.
Brawny, Shield, Anticipation.
Executioner might not be bad.
20% more damage against targets.
That might not be bad.
First perk, bro.
That's not bad.
Because he's often finishing dudes off from the back, right?
Bass adaptation, uh, we all, we, you know, we never gave him, uh, Colossus.
But he's not really a front line either.
You know, the more he can move, actually, the better Pathfinder, the more he can move, the better.
Okay.
Pathfinder.
Because he's often that he often has to move around a lot. Let's do that. He's got to move around a decent amount
All right keep making our way to sand camp
Some brigand raiders down there chasing those dudes
He's off on one, he's finishing dudes off on the back.
I need to get some tools.
Students at Noobtrap.
I have um, you know obviously it's a different game, but I don't know if anybody here also
plays the last spell, but there's a perk.
If you take it right away where you get a character more experience, if you get them
right away they're going to level up like crazy.
actually it's actually pretty worth it sometimes um all right i really need some tools man these
tools are so fucking expensive though um apparently this salt is not worth very much here
what's this mission
This is killing monsters. No, I'm good. Alright, let's go ahead this way.
Really need tools, man. I have no tools. Yeah, I feel like student you would take if you
If you want to quickly level up, if you want to level somebody up pretty fast, right, but...
Anybody excited for Neo3?
All these tools are fucking expensive.
You just ordered it?
Fuck no, we want more banjo.
Oh, damn, expensive-ass dies over here.
A speed-um?
Um, interesting.
I don't think I've seen that weapon before.
Oh
Hey, we paid us we bought these for 332 we get others for 486 that's pretty good deal. I'll take that. Thank you
Hang on. Let me take a look at something real quick my retinue. I
Need two different types of provisions
Then what I have anything for sale here that we don't have I
I don't think we have any cured venison or beer by the beer okay so let's see
don't take the cook it's bad what's bad with the cook
Drive off the brigands at deserted farmstead southeast. I accept
What's wrong with the cook?
There's cook now
Cook is makes all versions last three days increases hit point recovery by one per hour. That seems really good to me, dude
Pick the scout instead
What do I need for the scout?
Let's see.
Makes me a little fat- Oh, that would be great, actually.
That would be fantastic.
Oh, I need to win one more battle versus beasts.
Okay, I need to win.
If I just kill one more battle versus beasts, okay, that would be fantastic, actually.
We want that for sure.
I don't see what's wrong with the cook, though.
Makes your provisions last longer, that saves you money everywhere, and it heals you more?
I don't see anything wrong with the cook at all.
Oh
Southeast I was gonna be here. Oh dude, so we got to destroy this camp
We're good with our tools for a little while longer
Oh boy.
Brigham marksman and Brigham Raiders.
How many?
Eight of them?
Alright, is this Mountain Blade 2 and not quite?
Let them come out.
How the fuck is that guy wielding?
5% 5%
We'll wait a little longer here.
He's wielding the green M&M.
Okay.
We gotta start moving out.
Only these guys, these guys are no joke, I think.
So then we're kind of getting split in two over here pretty much the top and
bottom. Yeah, I think the goal is some sort of pincer attack here.
I
Jeremiah got shot
I think Jeremiah has, like, really bad resolve.
Morale
All right, I have like no chance to hit any of these guys.
How do they hit me when I have a shield, you know, like, if I try to shoot them it says
5% chance, but they are hitting me every time, man.
Fucking loony tunes.
Um...
This ain't looking good.
No, shield not broken.
of
the
Oh, I might have just I might have just sacrificed that guy honestly
Oh, that guy's in Spearwall.
How did you fucking how did he just jump over the fucking universe over there?
Bro, this is gonna be f**ked.
Alright, this is not...
This is not gonna end well.
I'll tell you that right now.
of
I
Oh, I got just fucking destroyed that archer.
I just I can't I can't break through any of them
Oh I lost a guy archers live longer oh man I might have led my guys to the
fucking slaughter on this one dude
I
Know Jeremiah don't die bro
I
Want I think might be absolutely fucked
Okay, hang on if I run into this guy with shoes gay I might have just saved his ass
Okay.
Oh, that's the scary one up there.
Jeremiah is not out of danger.
Don't kill Shusuke.
Oh, this brigand raider bro, don't kill Shusuke, dude.
I
Oh my god.
This guy down here, okay, it looks like Jeremiah's out of danger, but now Shoeskay's in a ton
a danger.
I had a lot of Shoescape right there.
I
No!
We lost Shuski!
No!
He was so good!
No!
We lost Shusuke, man. Son of a...
Damn. That sucks.
Last few brigands dropped their weapons and asked for us to consider what they would do with a shoe on their foot.
Take their arms, slit their throats.
Does this matter? Does something different happen here? Man, Shusuke was good, dude. He was good.
There's something different happen here. We only have one death. It doesn't matter
Let this roads
Motherfuckers
So we lost shoes game
I
Big jay why it leveled up
MHP
Yeah, Jeremiah got fucked up we want to babysit him for a little while if possible
Yeah, I've noticed that there's some food there's some crazy debuffs. Yeah, I've noticed that
Are you still alive? Uh, you're still alive. We just lost Shusuke though
Can I buy okay these tools are a little expensive, but they're not too bad I'm gonna buy these tools
All right, let's see got anybody for hire
Detrick the maimed
Detrick greets you with a hand missing numerous fingers
Let's see.
A poacher?
Interesting.
A peddler?
Me and Buttflex are unbeatable.
A little too brave.
You know what, we're going to hire Dietrich the maimed.
Apparently, with a second hand free, this character can get a double grip on his weapon
and inflicts additional damage what does double grip mean is that something only
some characters get big we didn't pick a perp for overwhelm
lone wolf
even barbie's got a baby's arm down there gripping a ribbon one hand of damage
I have in your face you have a missing nose and like raised kidney you lost your nose
I'm gonna grab Backstabber with big JY.
So is Double Grip a perk that only some characters get, and it makes them do more damage?
Is that right?
It just makes them do more damage with two weapons, with a double hand weapon?
It's when you use a one hand weapon, no offset.
Oh, I see, okay.
So that's an option if we did that.
I see.
Sad we lost Shusuke, dude.
Turnbuckle.
Let's give,
give just Karmine this.
And uh...
Really got to repair this chain mail here.
Let's go pretty standard for you here.
And let's give Vswhit a better shield and
Let's give spy weaver the flail
And all right, I can be the new main
Yeah, who is this guy D trick who was this trap?
Those are a few of the vitamin street fighters. I thought shusuke a lot. Yeah, we thought about
Did you not time us shusuke? Oh, we will don't worry. I can do it me me. All right, Zatra catch
There you go, you're hired
Let's take a look shusuke was in a lot of battles too man. It's a shame a
A bitch worry row 18 kills 31 battles 52 days, man
I'm not shoes gay 89. Dude. That was a lot. He was good character
He's the most kills he was the best character I lost is there another mission here missions
Follow the tracks near Rothstad. Return the tome of Arcane Knowledge.
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie. I gave it a zaps back because I was like, you probably didn't give me a
dense flag either.
I'm not gonna lie. I caught, you know.
I
Know I listen. I'm not basic. I have not based this on who's gonna give me what I haven't done that
Brickin thugs and some brick and raiders
That's correct. Thank you for the bits
Oh
You really are like a terrible shot.
Wow, Jeremiah is so fucking hurt.
We're running Jeremiah ways to hurt.
Yeah he's taken 5.
Nice shot.
Okay.
I had Jeremiah get the hell out of here man.
This game has good music, yeah.
I didn't remember this game's music at all.
Uh, jump into this one.
Okay clean victory Q branch leveled up not bad and a two-handed mallet whoa
40 to 70 damage yeah that seems like that's a lot of damage huh short sword
Handaxe, okay, yeah, I know I have not sort of given people daggers
I'm gonna avoid those brigands
Thugs and poachers, uh, yeah, let's go back. Let's go get paid
We'd like more time for my guys to recover to the moods who have gone up significantly
Big J why I asked you to enter battle brother into a local dog fighting circle
This sounds like an awful idea the man goes unexplained a lot of money's sense be made
All right, but I'm going with you
Take a purse of crowns and follow let's do this
Antie up and see what our mutt can do
Um, you watch this battle between shaking side to side, blood spurts from the nose,
and you hear the scratch of scissoring, helpless legs, the dog tries to kick across there,
the audience cheers and laughs.
Um, the choice is super important, you watch as your dog gets his hind paws against one
of the fence posts, the good kick and manage to slide itself, he needs to combat and tear
out the dangling testicles, and a disgusting day at display of survivalism.
The poor, emaciated mongrel shrieking wheels around when he put his neck to break through
the jaws of battle, brother.
You gain money from that, okay.
There you set escalated quickly.
Um.
I already bought all the tools that were here.
really new for us to buy here so like let's say alright so let's say I wanted
to give my guys daggers would you put it like like here and then swap to it when
a guy's surrounded so if you surround a guy if you surround a guy that's like
dying then then you'll get his armor maybe or you get like a better chance
No more spiders or goblin bro fuck that shit.
Hey poor guy.
Better chance.
Check the dagger skills.
Is it like puncture or something is what does it?
Tended to heal up Jeremiah.
Let's go do this.
Let's gonna heal Jeremiah.
That's the first time I've ever treated an injury apparently.
A great cube branch has a grazed kidney and it's got minus 60% hit points, Jesus.
Alright, I'm a good healer.
First time I actually did it.
Usually just let them die.
Usually they just die first.
That's true.
There's also an armorer here.
Could buy some armor or something too.
No benevolent, that's me.
Uh, alright, let's go to Splitter Bird.
Why even let wounds get infected?
Uh, I could now hire the cook.
Hang on.
Okay, let's hire the cook.
We have our first person. Okay, so to unlock more followers, we now need to raise our renown.
To raise our renown, I think we got to do shit like this, discover, ruin, that's all
you have to do. I'd like to do that.
Kudaman, thank you for the 66 months, really appreciate that. Thank you, Kudaman.
Giving an archer a club that sounds like pretty smart. It's pretty smart
It's not bad for tools I'll buy some tools were pretty low
Okay, let's keep going west
I think you could have man, appreciate that dude
Now we can use the dog meat soup as food. Thank you. Could a man appreciate it dude. Oh
Man, I'm so excited for neo3
Undead
I'm good. I'll pass. What the fuck was that a weird gonger? What the hell was that thing? I'm good on that
So let's say hang on
Let's say I took over this moldy shelter would that consider that for discover a ruin and destroy it would that count I
Did not get early access to neo no I did not
I'll buy the amber shards
We're going to whole slog
Okay onward to whole slog
I wonder how they selected who got early access. So here's the possibilities we discussed earlier
number one
They don't know who I am to be fair like
Like if they don't know who I am they don't care then like they've never heard of your stream then you know you don't get an early copy
That's fine. That's option one. That's the case. That's totally fair. Obviously. It's a big world out there
Not every content creators know
option two I
Did not like woe long and I did not like rise of the Ronin so possibly I'm on some kind of shit list
Maybe I really hated rise of the Ronin if that's the case
Then like whatever because I'd rather be honest about a game and how I feel about it
then
Like suck up to it so I can get early copies or something like that so
Maybe maybe you had to ask for it. Maybe yeah, that's all I didn't ask for it. So maybe that's a possibility also
So, they saw my character creator and they were disgusted.
I thought that could also be a possibility.
All right, what's the missions here, let's say?
Attain the coat of sir East Von at crumbled fortifications.
How are my dudes doing?
I
But flex I just realized has like no hit points 66 hit points
That's that's like ridiculously low Q branch level though
archery hit points
that one and
And let's give you gifted, and let's give you more archery, more hit points, and more resolve, please.
Ninja guy in Saga? No, I've been checking my email a lot because I was kind of hoping I would get it, but maybe they just, you know, whatever the reason may be.
Put that intro dude in rest of the rest of the tent and he's doing better than he was.
I've got my eye on him.
Alright, I'd rather not fight the undead here.
I'm like the undead don't target you they just kind of wander around a little bit.
Probably somebody asked for, probably people asked for it.
I mean usually I'd expect my refs to kind of find something like that for me but maybe
they didn't know I cared or something.
Many ancient auxiliaries, uh-oh.
Maybe yeah, it might have just been that I didn't ask for it.
Either way, it doesn't matter. I'll be playing it tomorrow. I think it comes out tonight at
like midnight or something, so.
Let's see if Zatrikag dies on his very first mission.
84% chance to hit and he missed.
Ooh, nice shit, Budflex.
The buff flex maybe doesn't have a lot of HP, but uh...
Oh dude.
Where's Advocatex surrounded already?
of
He might die in one, at least he's got a little bit of armor, uh-oh.
They're beating Zatvac!
Bro, he's gonna try to run away, but there's like nowhere for him to go either.
Well, he f- he panicked.
He panicked, tried to run, and he died for it.
All right.
He choose who goes where and what formation.
I think it replicates how you set up your guys in the menu, right?
Like it tries to, but if you get surprised, I think all bets are off you get surprised,
I think.
Okay, you see the new multiplayer horizon zero game horizon zero like as in horizon zero
are gone? Uh, no. Hey, that's what you're talking about. It's like Nairan, when did
Did this happen?
There we go.
Zatrakak LIVED!
He just has a cut artery and a missing finger.
He actually lived.
Uh, Ornate's Tome and Crowns and a whole bunch of crap.
He actually lived somehow.
I lived, bitch.
anybody level up there it's like spy weaver leveled up let's give him shield
expert. And give him HP, fatigue, and melee defense. Not very good at actually fighting.
Raster leveled up. Let's see, let's give him attacking, HP, and this.
I think backstabber is really nice, especially when you have these, especially with these
two handed guys, because you got a guy surrounding him.
Hi, Barb.
Did you saw aura level?
Looks so good.
you'll play it soon, smiley face.
I've been Mario Maker for a long time.
The music forgets to kick back in sometimes.
Like, alright, music.
All right
So we're good on food the tools are not too bad
I'll take the tools
What blade I
I wonder some of the what are some of the really good weapons in the game? What's your mission here?
You need horrid creatures, sorry that's gonna be fucking spiders or God knows what I'm good
Please Mario somebody show gun show that they're here you say thank-uh good
things a very fun game show gun showdown is a fun game I agree
I
Was like huge parts of the map are there like other cities in the map too
What the fuck is on the home
Bro, what the hell is that?
No. Goodbye.
I'm not interested.
It said lumbering giants. I said there was only two of them, but no, I'm good
Go check it out just to you can take them
I'm gonna do everything in my power to stay away from swamps
They're easier than shots. I didn't fight the shots. I took one look at him and I was like nope. I'm out
Took one look and I was like we out
Hunt down what terrorizes Schwartz Brook
Nope.
You're on your own.
Bye.
See ya.
Nope.
Fuck all of space men get struck by bird shit.
It hits his sword and splashes across his armor.
What the hell?
Just my luck.
Just ruined my day.
So AlcoholicsBaseman got shit on.
An abandoned village.
A recently destroyed village with no bodies.
a breeze swirls through kicking up ash, suddenly mudspots and footsteps from all corners,
boldly silhouettes limp into light, slouching hunchbacks for the most dishonest stitching,
torsos haphazardly strewn together.
Why did it's easy this one was added less than a year ago oh god what would you be leaving
behind aside from your dignity and your pride. Oh God. 14 flesh golems or fuck. We're surrounded.
There's a whole lot.
What?
The asthma lingers here.
There's like dragging me around what the fuck how's going on here
Is their initiative really so high that they all get to go like 150 times?
Is that really the case?
Bro, like we walked into some shit again, man.
This is like, these like, you found a secret encounter.
You know what you found? A royal ass fucking.
That's what you found. You didn't find anything cool, special.
No, you just found a complete and royal ass fucking is what you discovered.
Congratulations.
I'm
Man.
Missing fucking 75% chances and shit.
So I'm pretty sure Archer just died, Tilemon just died, yeah.
God, what is this?
Yeah, these like cultist dudes or whatever are fucking me up.
They're dragging me around the map and shit.
They also create these like mi-asmos, I guess, which are...
I don't know if they damage you or what.
Disarmed? What do you mean disarmed?
What do you fucking mean he's disarmed?
Well pick it up!
What does that even mean disarmed?
You know all the things.
This is the easiest legendary location.
It doesn't mean I was ready for it.
Errol can one of you die?
So like how do you, is there a way to like re-equip your weapon if you've been disarmed?
Like what does that even mean?
Oh
It's actually I can so that dude
Oh, it just means you can't all I thought it meant like you dropped your weapon or some shit
Oh, dude, we're getting fucking annihilated now, man
All right
So is that just because they're, do these flesh monsters really have that high initiative
that we just like, they get to go every single one of them gets to go before I go?
jeez man
Now when I go it's a fucking mess
Miss 85% miss good
77% missed.
Excuse me!
Holy shit, man!
I don't know how many more misses I can take!
Miss!
I don't know how many more misses I can take dude. I don't know how many I can take. I don't know how many I can take dude. That was like 19 of the way out.
I got spinners in my dump or gobbins in my dump or novel tommy my dump or whiskey dingo
in my dump or trolls in my dump or super spoon in my dump or kick w in my dump or smoke
in my defy sauce and Jones in my dump or ban.
You guys have terrible timing, man.
of
Misses give distinction to a game
So apparently coming here was also a fucking a fucking death trap for me
I've missed this guy so many fucking times, I can't kill him.
What do you want for me, bro?
How many times can I miss one fucking enemy?
How many times can I miss one fucking enemy, dude?
How many times?
This guy just gets to live forever and ever and ever.
my guys are just dropping like fucking flies over and over
oh my god i fucking none this game this game this game
really really really drives me crazy
my guys are running away
Yeah, like they're all running away.
I don't care late game, mid game, who gives a shit if I fucking whoop my ass there wasn't
shit I could do about it man.
It wasn't a fucking thing I could do.
I'm fucked.
I can't win this.
I missed 18 consecutive attacks.
Well, yeah, it doesn't mid game late game early game who gives a rat's ass
Miss miss like how many 70 80 90 percent chances in a row can I fucking miss man?
God damn it mother fucking shit boom
I just dropped the all that for bomb. We're ready for that one. Were ya all that for mother fucker suck my fucking dick
And go fuck yourself battle brothers all that for we're ready for that one, huh?
Wow quite the technique, huh? Didn't know about that battle
As far as I'm concerned with the game when you can miss 40 consecutive attacks, that's fucking fair. All right
That's what I call fucking justice
Fuck you. Yeah, bye
cool place
Really cool
Fuck off
Want to discover things in this game? You don't discover things in Battle Bros.
You just find all new places to get ass fucked.
Oh, look over there. You found a new place to get ass fucked.
Oh wow, check it out. Another place to get ass fucked.
Check it out. Oh wow. A whole new ass fucking away to here.
Come explore the world. All these wonderful fantasy locations.
You can get ass fucked in the forest, ass fucked in the swamp,
ass-fucking-a-castle all wonderful places come and see
battle brothers
But I don't want to get ass-fucked
I love this game. I do really like this game, but I also hate this game
So I have like no, I'm very low on money
Thank God, thank God you can alter for out of this game if they didn't let you alter for like
Revert back. Let's leave this game would never happen
Are you feeling it now?
Get my property back.
Hello Bob and Chats.
I am glad for you Bob, that you enjoyed all over in the forest and swamp and also in the
castle of course.
Have a good day.
Smile.
I guess I could sell the Ornate's Tome.
How about these for $2.75 I can sell them and get one profit?
Ventire, thank you for the sub. Appreciate it dude, thank you Ventire. This is making
my back and neck pain a little better. Happy I can help.
Griggin thugs.
I just realized that I could come back from the dead.
The rage really makes you feel alive.
He smiles in the 10 gifts of life.
I'm smiling!
Engage.
I'm happy!
You just find all new places to get ass fucked.
Oh look over there.
You found a new place to get ass fucked.
Oh wow, check it out.
A new place to get ass fucked?
it out, a whole new age.
Ah, if I'm going to hurry, I'll take the bets.
My Archer has more field of view than his nose.
Is that true?
No, that's not true, right?
I'm sort of Gamba for free bread.
I'm gonna sit on this hill, see what they do.
I'm still going to sit on this hill.
I'll close distance with you here.
Nice.
I would never
Nice one.
I shot.
Oh, Xadra actually got nine lives.
He died once, but the game was like, now he's alive.
And then he just got just, you know, saved scum.
He's really getting to live.
Okay.
Would you rather, uh, bottle brother than no ult at four FTL?
I think if you ult at 4 out of FTL, I think you might just like lose your progress or something, right?
I'm not sure
Okay, kind of awkward map here.
I really can't reach this guy.
Um, okay, there we go.
All right, just one guy left.
You'd have to quit out and task you, you'd have to like end the process.
That's pretty intense.
It's like Turnbuckle and Zatrakak managed to level up.
And we got some crap. Okay
Uh, let's see turnbuckle give him melee attack hp and uh
I'll give him some uh resolve
And we'll give him the shield expert as well
HP melee defense and resolve for Zatra kek and we'll give him
Colossus he's only got fucking 42 HP the wolf and a week
The part of the game the menace I yeah, I know menace just came out in early access today
I haven't seen it much, but I haven't like I don't really know it's like kind of science fictiony, right?
I'm interested for sure
Do you guys think a Fire Emblem is somehow worse than Battle Brothers?
I don't know.
I don't know about a brothers.
I don't know if anything can be worse.
I've played Darkest Dungeon and the other ones, the only saving grace of this one is
being able to ult at 4 on this.
Alright.
will miss right whoops it didn't all right
I've ever watched YouTube I get ads for minoxidil I don't know what even is
minoxidil no many difficulties straight up bullshit and fire emblem
fire I don't know a battle brothers compares to fire emblem though right it's
Say, is it a hair growth thing?
Cut the cat?
I am cutting the cat.
I think he got trapped in here.
He's been abandoned behind enemy lines.
Huh.
All right, let's go ahead this way.
The part I wouldn't like about combat is it's not the combat, but the a-ya-ya.
I mean, I clearly don't have a problem with turn-based combat.
Yeah, I don't know. I think between XCOM, so you know, I'm obviously, I love XCOM, I
love Darkest Dungeon, like FTL, out of all these games, I feel like Battle Brothers makes
me the most crazy out of all these games. I also haven't played that much of this game, so...
Okay, I accept.
So I'm carrying around this stuff. I have salts, and I've got these, but not a great deal on any
of these honestly so I'll buy the furs and I'll take that let's go we're going
south to sand camp
Oh my cat on the mic, I think my cat sees a bug in my office.
cat.
The cat's like that.
nice cow
like one thing if you have a death and you're like oh man that's my fight
oh fuck that sucks
but then sometimes the game's like 30 fucking spiders
you're in a swamp surrounded by goblins like bro
fuck you because like it's gonna fucking be the end of your company
Um, okay, hey, excuse me.
Triggin thugs, briggin Matt Marksman, briggin raiders, damn.
Gotta have a nice high ground here already.
Oh, Jesus.
Niggie.
Hello.
Oh, I'm here, hi, hi, ah!
He wants love?
We're going to sit back here a little bit.
I'll let them come to me.
We kind of have a little bit of high ground around here so I don't see a reason to leave it.
Uhhh, wow.
Pilemon just caught a fucking javel into the chest.
uh... let's say
All right, we're going to chill a little bit longer.
Ah, this is the same run I was doing last night.
I'm just gonna have you sit in shield wall.
I
bro is Jeremiah really like he's ready to run away already bro
Oh, but nothing even happened to him.
I shot my own guy in the back right there.
He knows me too well, he has been around for a while.
Nice.
this
All I want you to do is sit up there
Okay, how long until the next crash out I don't give a take
Hey man, that won't go down.
I have to hope my archer here doesn't die, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, can't see
shit. I can't stay!
release the hounds
Ah, Sider King, thank you very much.
That is shoot the dog mother cat
Hey, no!
C-c-c-c-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-A-R-
Uh!
All right.
Love him, Danut.
There we go, Jays man!
Plague here, Jays man!
He's rage baiting him.
Ugh!
that
that are both
that
Okay, okay. Oh God
It's like a V sweat leveled up
Given more melee defense and
Fatigue resolve
Let's give him some hit points and sword mastery
Give them a sword mastery, I do really like backstabber we'll give them sword mastery good
Snakey deserves a true room
I had to use in my office for a while
No, I do we I had the cat that in here. He doesn't hang out in here, bro. He just doesn't do it
Let's take a look at our guys here
It's like most of our guys are either level 4 or 5 or so.
My weaver's been here for a little while, give him the kite shield.
So I'll give my guys, I'll give some of my best guys daggers in case, in case we can
surround a dude.
Let me take a look at the marketplace here.
I can sell my furs and get a little bit of money from that.
Alright, if we get a profit, we'll just take it.
I can also sell the amber shards.
Let's just take the profit.
Same with that.
All right, we got to achieve him for selling trading goods, but I only have a lot of ammo
here, too.
Well, uh, okay, no game.
Let's keep going.
They're gonna catch me.
No, he just doesn't stay in my office.
I think he ran in here when Katie brought me a cup of coffee.
I think he's been trying to get out for a while.
Need a heater for the cat, then.
This is a little unusual for him, a little unusual for him to be here like this.
He hates us.
Cats man, cats do what they want.
This chat surviving, we've definitely had a fair number of deaths.
You can only have the one contract for now.
I still, I really have to discover a ruin or hostile camp and destroy it.
I really gotta do that.
And hopefully not the one with the fucking flesh golems and the fucking 80 misses in a row, please.
Ugh, not that one.
Gotta find some nice brigand place somewhere.
Some nice brigands to kill or something.
We have avoided a fair number of deaths. I have I have a wizard spell known as alt f4. It's true
Plus 25 dudes in that company. Wow. That's a big one
Imagine spiders and goblins can we get a gamble on a five minute rage timer? I'll take my money
Um
Buy some fish pretty cheap fish here
Really cheap fish
All right, let's see how we're gonna save save our game in a little while save shit ass
Feel like all of my hang on, did I see?
There we go.
If you look at like all of my saves, please don't die.
Uh-oh.
Shit ass fuck shit ass like brawl.
That's just, that's just how this game makes me feel apparently.
Uh, guys, thank you guys for watching.
Thank you guys for hanging out.
I hope you guys enjoyed the stream.
Uh, let's go find somebody who is streaming.
go raid somebody I will be back streaming tonight hopefully I'll see you guys then
let's go find somebody who is streaming and let's go raid where are we gonna
obviously we're still waiting for Neo3 I think that's coming out tomorrow and
Let's see who we got. Where we going guys?
Soul caliber.
Sekiro.
I will throw you folks to
Hollow Knight.
God, I really gotta pee.
I'm gonna throw you guys to third wall, if my cat will stop.
I'll throw you guys over to third wall, who is currently playing some Super Mario World.
Thank you guys for watching, I love you guys, go check out third wall, he's doing some SNW
hacks, I'm not sure which one.
I'll see you guys next time.
Bye guys, audience have a good one, go raid!
I'll see you later.
Bye guys, audios.
See you next time.
Bye bye.