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Yo, what's up guys, how's it going?
Good morning, happy Monday.
Hope you guys are all doing well.
What's up, everybody?
Today, we are jumping into a morning or crossword puzzle.
Oh, you guys all, is that going to hit this one here?
Good morning.
I'll just hear a little bit.
All right, you guys all, good morning, guys.
One second.
just uh he's down a little bit uh good morning guys uh nose thing that's about gravity cat
thing that's about poodla thing that's uh appreciate that good morning it's monday yeah so i was planning
on getting a nice kind of sleep last night like i'm ready to go to bed and like you know we're
okay take a shower we're good to go to sleep and girls started screaming had some uh fevers all of
all of a sudden. Late night, last night. I actually, I didn't have it as bad as Katie
had it because poor babies were. One baby in particular was Rose was really burning up.
Not so much the other one, but they seemed a little bit better this morning. But yeah,
it was a little rough. So yeah, how are you guys all? I don't know, just out of nowhere,
just all of a sudden, hard to say. They were kind of cranky yesterday, but yeah, last night
fever they seem a little bit better this morning but yeah but anyway uh oh
Bossa-Rero big for the 47 months are really appreciate that thank you Bossa-Rero
you said it's our neo one again made a little 32 and I suck on Tachibana much
further than the first boss hey there you go I don't remember that boss and uh neo one
neo one I think of bosses that's like lightning asshole fire asshole like
Just like poison assholes. They're all just assholes
But maybe yeah, I could just be teething. Yeah, maybe you know, I think I got a lot of
They have most of teeth. It might be a couple molars up back in there though. You know one is yeah, you know one's pretty bulls-fed
Can't even pirate. Thank you for those 75 months. She loves it. Can you the pirate?
I wish you that dude. Yeah, maybe I used to get a lot of ear infections as a kid too
So yeah, that kind of ruined my ruin my night of sleep last night. That's okay. I'm too bad
Let's go let's get started on the crossword and then afterwards to jump back into a neo 3
If I need a one and two before three you can
Think about neo one and two is that I think they're full price right now. So I'd say maybe wait for a sale. So
all right
Let's get going
Prepare to be photographed
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Lobster's pincer a claw
Trig subject we'd say like
Sign cosine and tangent sign maybe
Awesome happiness except quarter ram thing was um, you should that make you guys very much
Grand ice cream
I know Buenos Aires. No, it's not Buenos Aires
I must be too tired or I'm too stupid to notice when I know I quarter ran bridge of Evan a
Wound training plant in ancient Greece and Egypt they have
aloe and
Ancient Greece and Egypt and Valor don't forget we want lots of letters
PC connection port USB the Isle of Skye
Uh, I don't know about I never played Alan Wake. I don't know about that one. You're doing the year times crossword. No, I don't
Gabbed on N
10 minutes NFL periods.
I have no idea on this one.
A 10 minute NFL period.
Because the quarters are 15 minutes, right?
10.
Maybe it's not a minute?
Ads.
Buffoon.
This is Oath.
Sesame seed bun.
Amy's partner said it is possible to follow that motor without knowledge and skill.
I have no idea.
Emphatic confirmation of accomplishment.
A slow-mo replay.
Under the weather, sick.
I bet it might not be sick though.
Uh, Bruceki, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that dude, thank you very much.
This is a lame as a rob. That's gross
you
Songwriter no idea
Convent residents a nun
Dolly Lama
Have lunch eat
This is the cross where we had a New York Times Crossword writer and biggest crossword streamer on Twitter here
Oh, I didn't know they streamed they stream that
Parmesan, you make this up. I appreciate that dude. Thank you very much
The wife of you both had the flu. Yeah
We're okay, but last night right right is we're about to go to bed one of our daughters starts start screaming her head off
And she had a she was burning up poor girl. So she's better this morning, but yeah
replaceable turntable part the needle exchange of wedding bows react to
ear scritches perhaps
purr if it's cat it's a dog I felt like maybe like kick leg or something I don't
know
UK heart
Well, they want like abbreviations, so I don't know would be like
SCT for Scotland or would it be ENG for England? I guess could be WLS for Wales
I don't know what it'd be for Northern Ireland. I don't know
Near failing grade probably like D
E. Hats for her chefs.
Gas sealed in a glass.
Rizzo the Muppet.
I think that's correct or what one may say about the ends, I have no idea.
Fluttered down to the ground.
What's your ryan who holds the MLB record for it's gonna be Nolan ryan right apex
Acme
Ice spice songs
Word and the line in red maybe uh oh it could be typo right
Hi Bo.
Fight Enders briefly.
Uh, refs?
Kusuko's country is Peru.
Miracle homage is odes.
Um, okay, club discussion topic.
I'm sure old Nolan repeating the shit out of Robin Ventura.
Looked for a bit of a discussion.
Some of these I'm just going to blame on being too tired.
East-South-East.
A fleet that may display local ads.
Uh, say the limelight lay low.
Well, Club 1, whenever I decide to book.
Uh, unpaid and overdue debts.
Drenched wet?
Yeah, I don't know.
I haven't decided, maybe.
Grocery stores.
Quite similar I'll like.
slept around
Tempo base apply incorrectly launder wash
Oh wait
Quite similar not I like well, maybe it's not if it's I like
Maybe the answer here is not Trig.
Maybe that's wrong.
I don't know why chat was making fun of me.
More deets soon.
Drunken Bunny, they go to 41 months, really appreciate that.
Staff as a position.
Phil. This is Will Ferrell.
Light bulb moments idea.
Cock swan follower. Not hanging around here.
Bob Chias, the Smith's genre, cult of personality.
Bukito, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that dude, thank you very much.
Reflexed, test target, knee.
Suffice with spy or ransom spyware.
May refuse to.
Some totals.
In a high-pitched, cheap-sounding way
What's before is air, floored, factor in family planning
Bucks
Push them on to be either ZAR or CZAR.
I always forget how they spell it on the LA Times.
I think it's Mekita.
Itabreach target figure.
What a disaster.
Oh no.
Uh, nerf tarts that say maybe foam, but maybe not, um, golf pegs, tees, nonsense to a brick
is rot.
be tit or tat. So perhaps these are just wrong. All right. Wait, when is this trig subject?
Is it just math? That's just the answer. Nitrogen, thank you for the 57 months. I really appreciate
that like an edgedon follow his advice is probably heed
Thank you, Mr.
Gab, not an Yacht.
This is a 2-Tib.
Is that a calculation of accomplishment?
I did it.
of accomplishments. I did it?
You've yacked him in this well yesterday?
Give me a rough day, man. Oh, God. I did it.
Hmm.
Ice by song's raps, perhaps.
Uh, so this is symbolism, symbolism.
I'm very surprised you didn't get 28 across, fuck you.
Unpaid and overdue debts.
So this is, it's gotta be markets.
But then this is YAKT with 2Ks.
Why incorrectly?
More Dtsuna be TBD perhaps?
I don't even know how much he is retired.
Domer, thank you for the 13 months, I really appreciate that, thank you Domer.
Are we allowed to contribute?
I tried to do the cross for them on my own.
I have to rein a family planning box.
You know, I'm thinking, um, where this is provided with gear is equipped and React the
the ear scratches might not be purr. I don't know what it is though.
This might be ENG for England.
I don't know, it's the bits.
What is a screech?
It's like a whole subculture of people who give their dogs screeches and they're the
the goodest boys, and their woofers.
There's like a whole subculture of animal levels
that lovers out there.
They have like their own language.
They're boopin' snoots and yeah, yeah.
They're Pupparino's.
Oh.
Best boyos, yeah, they're here. Too many dog moms and dads out there.
I don't forget we want lots of letters.
Hmm, weird.
I don't know what Tempa is, is this Soy?
Oh, OT is overtime, so overtime is 10 minutes.
Okay, I got you.
There's barbacals with cat banana.
I used to call my cat asshole.
Like get out of here douchebag or something like that.
Is this?
right is it uh is there a Wilbur right
hmm
no no I've said something wrong
Uh, wasn't he one of the Wright brothers?
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know their first names.
So rights, rights.
Well that could be like the other kind of rights there for that one.
Hmm, Bill and Ted.
Look, you have my fucking knee to the counter first thing in the morning, uh...
Um...
Maybe this is not Lalo or something. I got Lalo. Remember to write?
to be cabs
Lie low not lay low. Oh, I was falling beta Buenos Aries wrong. That's my fault
Whole McOleney, thank you for the sub taco Pete. Thank you sub appreciate that. Thank you very much
Unpaid and overdue debts are rears
I don't know.
Your account is a rears hang on the music bed.
I wouldn't get hot pot last night was good but I'm dying this morning.
Uhhhhhh...
I did Bulldog last night, it was good but uhhhh...
I'm still paying for it a little bit.
Could this be...
Hang on.
Could Nerf Darts be ammo?
model you're pretty funny
you ever feel bad after Bulldog lucky you I guess yeah lucky you man
Ugh.
Back to in family planning.
I feel like something else is wrong that's like throwing everything else off.
Hmm.
So flash, thank you brother, 77 months, really appreciate that, thank you dude.
Morning, Latsbawbsy.
Soulflash, thank you for the 77 months, really appreciate that, thank you, dude.
Is this Neon?
Baskin' the Chicken, thank you for the sub, appreciate it, dude.
Oh, is this TKO's?
Uh, egg makina, thank you very much for the 36 months, I really appreciate that, dude.
Make it so.
Good morning. Thanks for the entertainment through the years.
Hmm
Dark slash they even the 61 months appreciate it sir
Hmm
Lord.
Like, age gap?
I don't know.
Um...
A bit far from the street when I was coming to TV show when I was up last night.
Sick.
Subdarkly ages I've been.
I want to see what's right or wrong and say what is right or wrong I knew I knew there
was something emphatic information of accomplishment it's not I did it I did something else oh is
Is this, I did so?
Ah, okay, well, that's a little fucking tricky, ain't it?
So this is misuse.
A rover?
Is it Coxway and the person that's on the boat?
Like for crew or something?
Okay, you're a boat guy at the back ride. See it's too bougie for me, man.
It's a bizarre I never heard that shit before
for.
Coastal elite rowers, we had kayaks when I was a kid, didn't have a fucking crew team.
So this is something right... to me?
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Fluttered down to the ground, I'll lit.
Indie cock. Oh, can you do the world? Oh, I'll do the world. Oh, yeah
It's change of wedding vows
React to ear scratches, peed.
And if I ever have a dog that like fucking tinkles for no reason, a sister, one of my
sister's dogs a long time ago.
Like every time I, it was around other people, the dog would be like aggressive and like
sometimes like bite and like be kind of, be kind of scary.
For some reason around me the dog would always like roll over and like it was it was like
Extremely submissive to me for some reason. I think it's because I was so big and
I have such a like I have a deep voice so there's how I came around the dog
It was like it would roll on the ground and like pittle and like like
I swear you I never did anything to this dog with this dog was like
terrified yeah, yeah
We thought the dog that pee because he was so excited to learn not to I
Know I don't think it's alpha anything. I think it's just because I was what was louder and bigger than everybody else
Did you speak German to it
May refuse to, is this need-int?
Is need-int proper English?
Perhaps it is.
You needn't check?
Technically?
I don't know if I ever thought of needn't as proper English
Uh romashku thank you for the sub appreciate it. Thank you very much this crossword need not necessarily
So I'm gonna stuck on everything.
Um, totals.
Mounts?
Oh.
Um.
Marriage?
Okay.
That seems pretty easy, actually.
Not hanging around.
Going?
React to your
screeches. Meow.
I think Perl was a more appropriate but...
...Flord.
Bux Mula.
Uh, sounds right to me.
So, Data Breach Target Figure, SSM.
Well, how dare you drop to just tier one?
No, man.
Thank you so much, dude.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I hope, uh, hope the search goes well.
Um, uh, thank you for, for the 68 months, man, I appreciate that.
Florida's odd.
Pokes.
Uh, yeah.
Get him on mods.
Ban that guy.
Thank you very much.
I'm Saber.
I appreciate it, man.
I don't know if that's what I'm saying, but I appreciate it man.
Rizzo the Muppets.
Fats? No.
Indy...
Yeah, the Smith genre.
Indy raw Indy rock
No, I don't know I thought I don't know which one is Rizzo the rat that's always hanging around Gonzo or whatever is that that?
I got it
Okay, okay, I don't do that. I don't know any I don't know any of the Muppets names at all
Rizzo is always with Gonzo. I feel like I remember that from the Muppets Christmas Carol
Well, he's in Wu-Tang Indie cock has taken the world by storm
You guys don't know Indie cock he's the first baseman
Sticking out your gonzer for the reason all right guys
this.
Wirtle Time.
Place your bets on how many guesses it takes.
What's your bet, guys?
Uh, Nopro, thank you for the 30 months.
Appreciate that.
Thank you, Nopro.
Nineteen.
Uh, Vicious Moussey, thank you for the 19 months.
Appreciate that, dude.
Thank you very much.
What's the word you all bop-bop-bop-bop?
Ah, Stormative, thank you for the 24 months.
Appreciate that, dude.
Hello, bop-bop.
There's a state of play this Thursday, is there any?
Uh, Dr. Ogre, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that Triforce, thank you for the sub.
Uh, Vicious Mousy, thank you for the sub.
of Denethor Tomato. Thank you for the sub. Appreciate that guys. Thanks very much.
Ah, Baltimore. Thank you for the sub.
Insider advantage we have from already playing it before we vote. Yeah, if you play it before,
you probably have like a better idea, but I don't know if that would actually like translate to you
getting more channel points. So Bloodborne 2 will be announced to stay to play.
I kind of feel like if you were Sony, if you wanted to do a Bloodborne 2, I mean, or something
with Bloodborne, they'd probably want to make it for the next console.
Because believe it or not, we're living in a world where a PlayStation 6 is, you know,
it's kind of hard to believe, especially considering how little I've used the PlayStation 5.
But, yeah, if it's real at all, right, it seems crazy.
I don't honestly don't think so
Yeah, I think new genics as we genics come out tomorrow or something comes out soon, right?
More often than not you get it in the same number of moves that you do I
Think sometimes my guess determines how easy or hard it is so
All right, what is my word today?
You know, my word today is maple.
I choose maple. OK.
Um...
Maybe smelt.
It could be double L.
Smelt would be a good answer, but no M.
Nelts?
I don't know if they go with tenses, but nelts?
Okay, I'm not an elf.
Now how about this eagle?
Happy Eagle!
Ebola!
Happy Ebola!
I see you just go a while and it's not a lupus.
Ah shags, thank you for the sub. Appreciate that, thank you shags. I like to answer exile.
But it can't be exile either.
Uh, Shaq, thanks so much, man, appreciate you.
See the coach who won the Super Bowl is 38, isn't it crazy when you try to start being
younger than you?
I am 38.
As long as I win as long as I win a Super Bowl this year, I'm right on track
Yeah, I still got time
You can do
Oh, this could be it, right?
Um, E. Coli?
Is that how you spell E. Coli?
Or the, for the virus?
Let me check.
No, you can't.
That might not be how you spell E. Coli.
It might be 2Ls.
Is it 2Ls for you?
Oh, oh, that's so.
E. Coli is E.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha, gotcha.
That's not a word I see, uh,
I see too often.
I'm going to abbreviate you, uh, Xeriks, thank you for the 29 months, I really appreciate
that.
Sir, I protest, I am not a merry man.
I'm waiting for an annual Super Rombo to catch up.
Uh, Knox Harrington, thank you for the tier two, 60 months, really appreciate that.
Oh, no.
Ooh, uh, I keep thinking of good answers, but it can't be it.
Exalts? That's a good one, can't be that one.
Uh, there's no A and there's no T.
And Mr. Bliss, thank you for the sub, appreciate it dude, thank you very much.
It can't, uh, wheel? It can't be wheel. Wheel is spelled like that.
But, uh...
Yeah, the E is not... We know the E is not there.
Uh, however, if we go to Darkest Dungeon, it could be a wheeled.
Oh, what is the E?
Sorry, the darkest dungeon, baby.
Yeah, there's no way I got baited by the darkest dungeon.
I am very... I'm very confused on this one.
That's gonna be one of those like... like head.
Gonna be... I'm gonna be mad when I find this one.
Uh, Cynya, thank you for the sub. Thank you for the 20 months, really appreciate that.
Mmm.
Hmm, it's not this all done they do double letters. Yeah, double letters are a possibility
Darkest dungeon pill
have you tried penis it might be penis stop penis no pee
Let's see if we did this.
Go for it, Pat.
Thank you for the sub.
Oh, a bad morning for you, huh?
Who the rail think of the sub is?
Scoot, thank you for the sub.
I really appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
We don't have- we don't have to talk about it.
I like you guys like even you're trying to give me suggestions but your suggestions can't
possibly be it. Man, what is this one?
Boboblio, thanks for the sub. Appreciate it, thank you very much.
I mean, it feels like a waste, but like, jelly?
We get- we know that would take care of the double L, and...
Now, let's try that.
Okay, it's not jelly.
answer is hella. Surely we should be able to get this now, right?
Shelo? Shelo?
There we go.
Man, surely it's penis now, there we go.
Took a while, got there.
Uh, Dobby, thank you for the sub, appreciate that, thank you Dobby.
Let's pay the bet, answer was five, the six betters almost had a big payout.
Answer was five.
If you were thinking, oh yeah, hello, maybe that would have been, that would have been another one, yeah.
Glare novel, hello, jello, jello.
I'm surprised Jell-O was a word because I thought Jell-O was a brand wouldn't it but I don't know I guess Jell-O is odd
Who knows I never know what counts or what can't count
Bells I want to say that plural of something is not permitted. Oh, you can't just go like you know
I don't think I don't think they do that usually
Yeah, gelatin, right?
My friend guessed a Spanish where there was accepted
really yeah yeah they don't do plural right right they don't do plural at past
times right 10 AP think that's a dobby they've been sub
appreciate you thank you very much arise as you're starting word I think life's
too short to start every wordle with the same thing I just go I just choose
randomly life's too short for that they did plural once it was cacti
Sharks is an acceptable word. Maybe they're just big ball just gave three fans
Roanak, thank you for the 40 months. I really appreciate that. Thank you Roanak
He defended the branding world has sweat lords now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, people have like their people begin with like audio
Why didn't you choose horse? I asked you every time
Humbly Hooters, thank you for the bits. Appreciate that dude. Thank you very much
Arck, thank you for 21 months.
I do, right?
There's all kinds of like try, those are like the wordal try-hards, man.
Oh, yes!
Thank you for the 6-7 months.
Thank you, oh yes.
The Naka, thank you for the sub.
We should have, man, thanks very much.
Reach as your first word, yeah, I just choose, man, like, you're a try-hard.
Make a Naka, make a yes, thank you, Arck for the subs.
Virginia guys, you still start with penis every time. I don't I don't do the New York Times stuff. I'll do this
Right yeah, we're gonna be swapping over I'm always flop over. I'm gonna get something to
Drink up on a movie for you guys here real quick. Maybe back in just few minutes. Hey, I was like
One second for you guys
Alright, we'll be back in just a few minutes.
We're going to jump back into Neo3.
Be right back guys.
Enjoy.
That's your index finger, you should try playing some fucking Kaiser Mario.
Tails from Resident Evil Randomizer.
That's the dot EXE boss.
He's straight gone.
What did this happen?
I'm just distracted by your rectangular breasts. I'm sorry. I can't stop looking at them
I
Think you want to do
Eyes oh my god
Oh, that was really good.
I blue-shelled myself!
Tales from Elden Ring Randomizer.
Oh
I can't believe I am in the middle of an inspection.
I'm running the blockade, bitch!
Fuck your inspections.
Pay up the visit to the wasteage for 200 dollars.
Yeah that's something about right.
Fuck you, you can have my 200 dollars.
You're a blockbuster, I'll go about why I'm so good at this.
I hate video games because this is what it does. It feels like the male fantasy
Yo, you must be kidding. The sign looks totally crooked.
I just wonder if that perky little nose has ever caught the scent of a swordsman.
It's a scent of a filthy man.
What are you standing there for?
God save the precious we know
We also see it with ROM hacking communities, especially around older titles such as Super Mario World
Now I'll be the first to admit I cannot play Super Mario World Kaizo for Toffee
Those levels are punishing, but I do enjoy watching streamers like Barbarus King both in creating
and this is the first time Hansard's going to have to write this down
the Grand Poo World trilogy and playing it live
And that's...
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HAHAHA
OMG SCAR
Thank you for 9 gifts subs
Thank you very much
Let them fight
GEEE
Barb the Prime Minister
GEEE
You're such a dick, yeah, you definitely can be.
Live action cat.
I'm a pro-tasker, I'm a lot of brainwashed.
Another revolution around the big orange ballpark celebration.
Unfortunately, I am celebrating the day with a positive COVID test sash.
AHHHHH!
So wait, what is this on your back?
Horrible hellbomb.
AHH!
I'm doing my part.
cool little precision level? a little weird? okay
All righty, I am back just waiting guys, let's hit some buttons here.
I got the I want to be back a little sooner got to stop by babies.
They're feeling, they're feeling crummy last night, but it's going to make their mostly feeling better today.
So kind of a crummy night for them.
Possibly T though.
All right, let's jump back into Neo three.
Uh, one second.
Let me hit some buttons here.
And let's see.
Uh, change my title.
Neo3 finale.
Let's get back to it.
Neo3.
Neo3 came out recently and some good,
like some good, some like questionable,
but overall it's been a ton of fun.
I've had a really good time.
Still having a really good time.
Let's jump back into Neo3 guys, let's do it.
yeah yeah something's a better um like you know they kind of went like a weird
direction and some other things but overall I'm still having like a lot of
fun a lot of fun should play Neo3 if you can't beat a single boss and
Dark Souls should you beat Dark Souls first? Neo is tough dude like Neo was tough
even Neo3 like Neo3 starts off like kinda not so bad like kind of kind of like
easier like you could learn it but then it it ramps up pretty fast dude so yeah
yeah they still have they still have missions in the game that's right I
was surprised to see that too yeah you skate your Ramesh you thank you for the
Sub
MG ska, thank you for the six gift subs
Thank you. Just got appreciate it man. Hope you're doing well, dude. Thank you for the six gift subs
You skatey. Thank you for the sub chunky stumps be set zombie in a moose suit oracle. Thank you for the subs
Appreciate that guys. Thank you very much
Yeah, I think I would agree with the sentiment that, like, I'm enjoying the game, but I do think that Neo2 might be better than this game.
Yeah, I think, uh, I think I agree.
I don't see...
Whoopsie, Daisy.
I like Neo2 more for sure, but so exactly, yeah, exactly.
Did not mean to...
...change my facial appearance here.
Master of the Dove, we got stuck on Taurus Demon forever.
You're too old for fast thinking games like Dark Souls?
No, no, you can definitely beat Dark Souls for sure.
You can definitely beat those games.
Now, Neo is going to be pretty hard though, for sure.
I'm just going to change all those back.
There we go.
Make it so.
It's like Diablo Souls?
Yeah, kind of, right?
away someone he also snapped away their gut bacteria or was that more random because that's living too
maybe some people who survived lost their gut bacteria and spent the next month spraying hot lava
out of their butts spent a lot of time thinking about Thanos uh j quick thank you for the neurotic
thank you for the sub appreciate that thank you very much dark souls isn't fast well i mean dark
Dark Souls 3 is kind of fast, like the way the game works.
Dark Souls 1, you don't have to play that game fast at all, honestly.
You can totally beat Dark Souls.
Okay.
So I think it is possible, well, you did a really good job.
We might be headed towards the end of the game.
I thought maybe we'd hit it yesterday, but we did not, but we shall see.
I've gone for a uh, no dachi.
I kinda went in the direction of the no dachi.
No dachi and the sword are the two things I like here, or pretty good for me.
The game's difficulty definitely ratchets up as you go.
Peerless Katana, seeking spirit stones, there's like a bunch of quests back here we didn't
do.
I suppose let's go here and let's go see what they've got to say.
Use a big sword, oh well I mean there's even bigger weapons if you want to go with the
axe.
I did the spear a little bit, yeah just a bit, not too much.
Go and speak to the blacksmith, okay.
Add to Ysaka shrine, and search Omiya for clues.
I guess where are these quests anyway that we just got?
We got one here.
Uh, are we on the bequeathment search?
Oh, Mia, for details.
There's one over there.
Um, there's apparently there's a shrine here we never got either.
Um.
Huh.
Weird, I can't.
Oh, I can't fast travel to any of them right now.
I guess I have to stick with this guy for now.
Okay.
I think I did a run of Neo1 ones with the taunfos.
I didn't really care for the taunfos very much.
Like I think I did that in Neo1.
That sword isn't just some old blade to us loyalists.
It's hope incarnate.
It must never be lost.
I
How many hours I mean between the demo and just playing the main game we've got to be like over 30 hours for sure
and
Hmm, yeah, the ruins of it must have been
not got enough up pursue the Shinsengumi so now I can fast travel if I want to okay
It's like that one is, uh...
Pursue the Shinsen Yumi way up here.
And where am I?
My ass is way down here.
I gotta walk that way?
Seems that way.
When you finish a battle, brother, what are you doing?
When you say finished, you mean like when I say everybody died and we team wiped?
Would you count that as finishing?
If that's the case, then yes, I finished.
Okay, now I can fast travel weird.
Ah, there we go.
Yeah, I'm eugenics just coming out soon people uh, I'm not I'm to be honest
I'm not like super excited for it. I guess I don't really know much about it
But people want me to check it out. I'll check it out
See what it's about
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know much about it.
I know it's like you have cats and you raise cats to fight each other or some shit, I don't
Something like that.
I think after I raided laser one, somebody said it was laser slop.
Yeah, I don't know.
Alright, let's see.
Some more over here.
Okay, now the door opens
Uh, Bowden's pulling, I think, with the sub.
Oh, I saw also, lastly, I know how sometimes I've been complaining that, like, I pressed
a button and nothing happened.
Uh, apparently that is an issue a number of people are having with this game.
It's like your item bar, quick bar usage glitches out sometimes.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck? That was bullshit!
That was actual bullshit!
What the fuck was that?
Was that like a counter and that did like 2,000 damage, I'm dead?
Wow.
That was some horseshit.
She's simply better, I guess.
It is not a superman, it's not the F-Snow Man.
Peace.
Where you gonna be when you go?
I
Jesus.
That's rough.
He's like super armor poised through that shit.
There you go.
I'll just let my buddy take him out I guess.
Fucking asshole man.
Huh, uh, shoo me, thank you for the sub.
Make it so.
Appreciate that, thank you shoo me.
I'm gonna do spag.
Me- awww, so then we figured out how to get inside the temple then.
Okay.
Remic, thank you for the sub.
What are you gonna do, thank you Remic.
Okay, let's get inside Nibu temple then.
Human bosses in this are all painfully big and all too shy you well
That's double the amount of hits the neo one human bosses can do so you know, it's fine
They're following this game. I'm also having fun with this game
Feet the shinsen you
Tricera, thank you for the 18 months, really appreciate that.
Tricera, ready to strike.
He knows that game I missed it too, my game was fun.
I probably have a better armor I put on this one too.
What?
Why does everybody hate you so much in this game?
Neo, dude. At least the devs don't seem to hate you as much anymore.
Ah, Tevyscam! Thank you for the sub. Appreciate that. Thank you Tevyscam.
Even the devs hate you, Neo.
I
Squishy carbon dig with some for you that thing squishy
All right
Cube companion thank you for the sub really appreciate that thank you cubed
Put red barrels next to my turret
Is it standard so I never started in the military is it standard military operating procedure that when you're on guard duty?
to like stand next to an exploding barrel is that like is that what they're
trained to do
okay it's strategic
as always thank you for your service protect this barrel at all costs how
How else would you guard it?
I think I learned flammable and inflammable will be the same thing.
You laugh but in reality they're stupid shit like that.
Is it one of those cases where like in a video game you're like, huh, look at these guys.
The military would never just leave these exploding barrels sitting around.
It would just make this sound almost exactly like a tornado siren in Michigan and it's
fucking me.
Uh, this Natch, thank you very much for the 26 months, I appreciate that.
But in reality, like if you have served in the military, Billy, that's exactly the kind
of shit that would order me to do.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Time's all time.
Wabazarus!
Hey, you Wabazarus for 41 months, I really appreciate that dude.
I have a lot of simmering points.
I think I maybe have every bar bluff.
I have nearly every or almost every skill here on the on this tree
Do I even have this uh, do I have this ability?
I think I had to choose the lightning variant if I wanted to use it.
What was the most difficult souls like you beat?
Probably like, I don't know, maybe Nioh 1.
What was the fall in 1.0 was pretty rough too, um, that was pretty gnarly.
Got another heart.
A lot of these out here, I wonder if this is a something... boss fight in here?
Which Neo is my favorite? I think Neo 2 is my favorite.
The spirit stone from Lord Doshinobu has never dried.
I
Saw that on my seat tomorrow
You shall die oh
Oh
I'm gonna kill you.
Jesus.
Holy crap.
I'm gonna kill you.
Eeeeeeeees, man. Holy crap.
Uhhhh, Kitsune! Thank you for the brand new sub. I really appreciate that. Thank you Kitsune. That was rough, man.
Oh
I'm not finished yet.
I'll get it.
Chasing complete.
I'm your trigger!
What the fuck?
What's that?
Uh, but I was just...
Peter Griffin dead, I guess.
There are three guarantees and I think it's so death taxes and
I'm ready.
Why I couldn't even see that he was doing that?
I am!
Uh, Justin Griffin, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it, dude.
Uh, Sausage, thank you for the bits.
This guy's an asshole, man.
This guy's a real asshole.
He's pretty cool.
Oh
Please
I
I'll protect you, Shinza Gumi. I'm the only one who can!
I'm not sure if I can get him to do that.
Oh man, thank you for this big drizzle, thank you for this, what a fucking asshole this guy is, holy shit.
My goodness.
What the fuck
Bro what the fuck
Days!
That was a rough ass, that was a rough ass mother fucker that fight, jeez.
You done here?
You mission added okay?
Fun fight fun fight asshole
Why not be the bigger the asshole and Neo the more fun I am having usually is
Is there some kind of asshole to fund equation for me? I?
Parried him a lot. Yeah, I did I have
better swords
Um, I think this one is better.
And I think Paws...
Uh, no, no, actually so, between this one and this one, I guess my Firefly Blade is
just like slightly stronger.
If I start using this one, I think eventually the attack will override and be stronger.
So I'm using this sincere Buddha armor, but I don't think there's anything standing out
of use this forever.
I can always swap out, too.
Yeah, this is more defense, okay?
Anything else here?
more defense on that one too.
Alright.
Oops.
No.
There we go.
Are you near the end?
I think we are, yeah.
Uh, hello?
Okay, I guess I don't get my reward there.
Ha ha ha, sure.
I think we are close to the end, yeah.
If I go rest and maybe it'll not glitch it out.
little strange I think we maybe got a new craft like a new sword we can craft
Two I think you go see how that sort is
Weird
All right
So we did that where else can we go we have another quest over here in Shirakawa we can go do let's go
Let's go see what's going on here. It says we have an enemy base over there, too. Maybe we can do something over there
Hmm
Unidly has that woe long gonna write the first fight against cow cow
But normally that really though the fire of the fight against Lou boo being cool and woe long
I'm pretty sure this gate was locked the last time I was here
A little bombing out on the Shinsengumi sign.
Were the Shinsengumi the anti-shogun forces?
Right?
Oh, they were part of the Shogun then.
Okay.
I have so much health, uh, what, the enemies are me?
To be honest, like, I've played NEO 1, 2, and 3 a number of times, I still have, like,
no idea how to, uh, like, you know, I don't know what I'm doing, I just pick stats and
I hope it works out.
That's the right way, that's all I do.
I do think one thing you can consider, this is your first Neo game, you can use whatever
weapon you want, but I honestly feel like the sword is a really good way to learn the
game.
Because the sword, even though you're like, ah, the sword's gonna be like too basic, right?
Like, now the sword has a lot of crazy moves in the air, honestly.
The sword is very good.
Uh, Gristle Porridge, thank you very much.
Thank you, Gristle Porridge.
Let's re-present.
We may climb to the calamity.
He's birthing, Neo's really good about every weapon and filling in niche.
I agree.
Yeah.
fun to replay and have like a totally different weapon and learn all the new moves too. It's
It's a very replayable game.
Cleanse and purity.
You can't replay games, you can't replay any games, damn.
We're very different.
Go to Heian and investigate Yasaka's shrine.
When they say go to Heian, do they want me to go back to...they actually want me to go
back in time and go here.
Okay, wow, so I'm going back now.
If I was getting paid, I could replay anything.
Bro, I'm playing Darkest Dungeon in my off-time again.
I just played Darkest Dungeon.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Literally playing it again off-soft stream.
I'm doing Neo3 a lot.
I'm probably gonna go right into New Game Plus
after I finish it.
I am. Yeah, these games usually have a pretty good new game plus, so...
Okay.
What gives Himiko to expose the on-meo-mages plan?
Hey, bullshit.
So because I'm in this mission, they like reset the ladder.
So now I guess I have to go through this area again.
Yeah, yeah, still haven't got the credits yet
I'm not in a particular rush. I'm doing right now. We're doing like a side quest thing
I
Excuse me fucking man
What the hell?
Don't let them out alive!
Oh, people fell without removing the capital's barriers.
You will not stand in our way.
Oh
he's
not this fucking guy
Well, it's like it's just head now.
Ah, Lucy in disguise, thank you very much, really appreciate that.
Alright. Thank you for losing these guys. Appreciate the sub, dude.
Diabetes on fire, thank you very much.
Have the reused any levels like in this like they did in Neo2? Not to my knowledge, I have not seen any reused levels in this game.
I'll ask what has brought you here.
You diabetes?
Speak with Himiko.
You see, please, I...
White, green gemstone.
Now speak with Thomas Glover.
Okay?
I pray.
We're going back to 1864 and...
Where is that?
That is Imperial Palace over there.
Is that here?
Game seems Elden Ringy.
Uh, yeah, there are definitely bosses and enemies from Neo 1 and 2.
Like, no question, yeah.
For sure.
You see the- yeah, I heard that there's going to be a state of play sometime this week.
stick around I'll watch it. We can get the very excited for nothing as usual.
Oh are they really? I didn't know there were reuse levels from Nioh 1 and 2 in the thing.
The mermaid go-kai were from Wollong, were they? I don't remember. I only played Wollong once,
some armor very well okay I know he was Rob there all there he is
weird she said speak with him but now I don't know what else he wants me to do
Riyoma's bequeathment search, Omiya for clues. There's something over there too.
Alright, let's go that way. Are you gonna get early access to Resident Requiem?
Probably not. When is the state of play chat? Is it like Wednesday or Thursday or something?
The 12, okay.
Oh my god, that's a lot of wheel munched.
Uh, no feline. Also, please don't post links.
I thought non-sub should not be able to post links in the chat, I thought.
Please don't post links to whatever interesting thing you found on the Internet.
I thought so.
Hey, Barb, check out this cool Reddit post I found.
That was the link to your stream.
this will change, I'm never using it again.
Okay, so it says that there's something in here, but
I don't see how to get in here at all.
Can I go this way?
Ah, I missed that one.
Oh, I guess people are saying that the Discord is gonna try to have some way to verify your...
Oh, I remember being in here in this room was empty last time, so...
Some kind of way for Discord to verify your age, I guess.
Purify your age is the optimistic interpretation.
one is gather more data about you and sell these things to people right yeah
what's gonna happen everywhere we're fighting each other while they're
passing the stuff under the door you just described you just described a lot of
of the past 20 years.
Alright, report to Himiko.
Sure.
And then, oh yeah, sorry, we lost everything and all got hacked, yeah.
Can't forget that.
One of the st- I don't know what- I don't know what's- but for you, it's a touch.
Convene with Himiko in Sanjo.
Okay.
Where the hell is that at?
They have a lot of random back and forward here.
They demand your info like this and then lose it.
You should be able to sue them.
Yeah, companies' favorite thing to do with your information is either sell it or lose
it.
Two favorite things to do with these things
Yeah, or both
It's like, you know team ninja should really never try to do quests or stories like this
Like ever where like they make you slowly walk like they should really never ever do this
It's so crazy
Why do they why do they make you slowly walk?
Sure, why not?
I
Do
I'm just confusion
I'm such a strength.
I'm on my limit.
lmao
No, not.
Grabbing me for 5% damage, there's alternatives to discord.
What could?
Well, discord first kind of came up as an alternative to Skype, right, but...
It seems...
It's a power...
Um...
I think discord's kind of embedded enough that switching to something else would be pretty hard, but who knows.
Everyone, everyone goes to shit, and eventually, what's going on with Discord?
I guess apparently they are adding in some kind of age verification, apparently.
Probably part of a larger effort to prevent younger people accessing shit that they shouldn't,
you know?
That that would be
That's like the excuse, you know, that's what they would that's what they would say. I'm sure
Bring back aim
Right sure
I mean look at the upside maybe maybe there'll be less people for me to argue with online when all the kids are
The kids can't stay on this for anymore. I
Can spend way less time arguing with 13 year olds
You're arguing with 40-year-olds and you know it.
I do regularly RU and destroy more than I would ever want to, but not too often.
Not too often is still too often with my book.
I'm blubbering to see the community sponsor back out of it, I don't think that's the case.
Not now, honey.
One is wrong on the internet.
Take it so.
Uh, Umbra, thank you very much.
The Gamber for 56 months, really appreciate that dude.
Can you open the meal map during combat? Yes you can I believe.
Hmm, where are we?
Okay.
Alluring is so annoying with that. Yeah it is.
So Gucci has gonded, good morning.
There's fire powers overwhelming, no amount of skill with the sword can cut through that.
Can I open this?
Nope.
Wow, this is a week of lightning, huh?
I never even realized how weak these guys were to lightning before.
But, mutated eggplant?
What's the California raisins, dude?
How was your guys weekend?
You guys have a good one?
Our baby was burning up last night, I'm glad she, uh, this morning.
She's, uh, much better now.
You had a big Super Bowl pie out, did you really?
You ate too much.
I was like, is that a player I don't know about?
So this is kind of a loop back around this way, um, I have 3 million souls here, we'll
grab a, uh, let's see, stamina, I'll grab another heart.
Why does he always know which art form barely gets any news in the game and who won?
I don't know. Probably because it became the half-time show became more of a politicized thing,
because the president feels the need to weigh in on and make comments about it.
So that gives it more weight than it would have had before, probably my guess.
What's that, McKellenet? How's it going?
Good morning
No politics, I don't kind of give a fuck what he said
No politics, thank you
Speak with Pogogawa Yoshinobu
How many of like souls am I carrying by the way at 15 loomis site each one of these is
50,000 what's 50,000 times 15 that's just that I have four of these that are 200,000
How many of these I have these are 5,000
Yeah, Nia still has a lot of items, doesn't it we'll have a lot of items
I'm not I'll don't ask me. I don't know why I didn't I didn't watch some cool last night myself
I've got no clue what the spirit reads, but Lord Tepesadier trust me with this.
I'll gladly lay down my life for him.
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it dude.
Thank you very much.
The, uh, AI in Neo3 is very video game AI.
Everything was boring, including the halftime show.
Everything's boring, everything sucks.
Well you should have been watching my stream then, my stream was never boring.
football is boring football sometimes can be like holy shit this is the greatest sport
but most time it's fucking boring
football is bad like 90% of the time
like honestly
it's like bad 90% of the time
it's 8% like okay and 2% amazing
sandpaper dog of the day you unsubscribe
and the day you stop talking in my chat
I'm my throw party
Don't threaten me with a good time.
You won 13 cents betting yesterday?
Hell yeah dude.
Finally a barb take, I don't agree with that all.
What about football?
I'm not a big sports fan, so...
Is this new game plus looks crazy?
Uh, no, no, this is just the game.
What's up, uh, Hamad?
How's it going, dude?
No, that's just the main game.
I think we're pretty late game, though.
Have you ever played, uh, you ever played Nio?
Police should not have guessed, man. I don't really follow, I don't follow sports.
You're a big soul. I like big souls, like, fan.
The Neo games are something special, man.
Bro, those stupid wagons, they just explode. It's so dumb.
If they have the best combat.
Uh, if you're from Southam, Zidane, negative 7, appreciate it dude, thank you Zidane.
Have you played Nio?
Oh, you knew Zidane played them, but you think from Southam has better combat.
I feel like there's a little bit of crossover between like a fighting game and Neo because there's so many...
Oh, okay, you have...
There's like a little bit of crossover because there's like so many additional moves and inputs in Neo compared to like Elden Ring or something where...
You can string together so many moves. It's very fun in that sense.
Also makes it like a lot harder.
I just run and had good combat against him alone in that opinion.
Alright, this is gonna be a shortcut later.
And that was a really good sum.
Oh, oh, geez.
That summon is so obnoxious I like to take out the whole fucking screen.
What's on basketball?
I think it's very fun to watch
Can I get away from the ledge please?
I mean, I grew up watching the Knicks in New York, so...
Who likes Sumo and should give college wrestling a try?
I'll stick with Sumo.
Thank you for the sun.
Appreciate you, thank you Moldus.
You're gonna play Mugenics tomorrow?
Yes, I will try out Mugenics tomorrow.
Check it out.
Ah, shit.
oh my goodness whoa man cannons and cheese dude I think it's funny when
people try arguing one sport is better than another you can like something
about needing it to be better what if what if I told you people just like to
argue to past time
It is not as wasting time in bullshitting.
What the fuck?!
of
the
of
It's like Neo is such an ADAC game.
Get over this door.
Okay.
And this soothing leads back to the start somewhere, buddy.
Does the enemy seem damage fungy?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, they are damage fungy.
Um, does that have anything to do with it?
Uh, sword by attack?
Is this a Nodachi?
What is this?
It is.
Neenie Slayer?
Uh, how is this weapon?
Oh
And this cause like electric damage or something
Mr. Flow thank you for the sub appreciate that dude. Thank you very much
Looks like it does have electric damage.
I don't know, that little bit of electric damage isn't going to do too much for us, honestly,
but...concentrated mist.
absolute melon on your character.
I
Hate
Hey.
What is really poor in the hearts of this game, the story is total nonsense.
Good day! Some of the boys had us in this game. I thought something goofy as fuck.
the lady that says crucible yeah
I
Have to get the crucible
Oh, I guess whatever that is I got to drop down onto it
Where does this go?
Oh look who it is!
Everybody's favorite guy.
Wow, that did a lot of damage.
Um, I'll play Mugenics, yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna play that, I guess, comes out tomorrow.
I will check it out.
No promise I'm gonna like it or nah, I don't know, we'll see.
Wait this one has 7.6% melee damage?
That seems really good.
Melegenics is the name of the game
Can I do anything?
Why did you hate Neo1 at first?
Bro, if you played Neo1, you would totally understand.
You wouldn't even have to ask.
I think if you liked, I think it would be a better question.
Why did you like Neo1?
That's a more interesting question.
I did hate NEO 1, yeah, I did my first time playing it, not just like a little bit, like
a lot.
Dude, with this sword, it almost does more damage than the Nodachi I have.
have. So like, I guess not with the electricity, but they're not that far apart.
You hit an E at 1 until you use the Odachi.
I have a lot of shit.
Can you enhance it? Enhance what? Use the axe for all the years we try to resist this
siren song. The axe is really fun in this game, not to try to thank you more, but the
The axe is pretty fun in this game.
because it is OP
something mental morey has gone dude
where are we going?
That's where we came from, right?
He's not abusing confusion as OP.
Uh, hang on.
I
Can that fucking that's copybusted so funny
The real Neo guy casey 90 thank you for the 54 months appreciate that dude
He may be good at Neo, but she'll never be the Neo guy
Hey, he keeps you 90 Brigitte, man.
I'm surprised that it was all completely serious.
Ah, Hamster! Thank you for the sub. Appreciate that. Thank you, Hamster.
What's the postigan from the Neo guy? I'm sure somebody in chat's got it.
I wonder what the uh, that's something that summons any good
I'll grab another heart
Over to the ring the two sec to watch to the stream or even play my day one for your oh, I'm sorry dude feel better soon
Man, I'm sorry to hear that guys. I'm gonna use bathroom way back one second here be just you say
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was, to catch them is my real test.
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching for and by, to teach Pokemon to understand.
The power that's inside, Pokemon, gotta catch them all.
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny.
Trek! Mae! Drake Drake Mae!
Pikssix Pikssix Pikssix Pikssix
Trek! Mae! Drake Drake Mae!
Pikssix Pikssix Pikssix Pikssix
Trek! Mae! Drake Drake Mae!
Pikssix Pikssix Pikssix Pikssix
I abuse confusion.
It's 2 Elemental status effects on the enemy.
It causes humans to very slowly regain key and become weaker.
On Yokai, it decimates key, allowing for staggering and relentless attacking.
Ah!
Hi, Bob.
Order B, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Moby-Doo makes a bit of a dougie fresh, thanks for the dips.
Appreciate that, guys.
Yeah, a lot of dude, last night, you would think like, what's the fever?
one of my one of my girls had you would think like it was the end of the world and then today it's like
today no big deal we're all good
kids are gonna do no one that kids pushing the fucking early grave dude like shortens your life span
uh skater gumby yeah dude she was like super miserable last night but today she's fine
i don't know
maybe t-thing or something we don't know
Okay, we're going up this way
Take a skater down me. I'm looking up the strats. Yeah, every time I step away from this frame. I'm cheating no matter what always
Well, if you get hit by the stupid bird women
Wow, these enemies are really annoying.
Yeah, we think it must have been teasing.
Bro, the screaming, bro, this enemy is so annoying, fuck off.
How was a wonder drug?
We thought about using it last night, but like they were just, uh, Rose was just so
upset like she wouldn't have, there's no way she was just, I don't know.
Let's just burn the spirit tree and put it into all this.
I'm so sick of fighting.
Oh hey.
What, buddy?
What do I think about Discord's new ID verification role?
Oh man, when does that go into effect anyway?
Part of a broader thing across a lot of websites to like make sure kids aren't accessing things
they shouldn't, right?
Like that's like the reason on paper.
months. You just deleted your history don't need anymore.
Yeah, on paper.
feel like what else can you do except like well I sure hope that doesn't fuck me
you can either like completely disconnect you can be like well I guess I sure
hope that doesn't fuck us perhaps I am a nerd to this
considering didn't I didn't twitch leak all the streamers like or was hacked or
something and they leaked all of like our our income or whatever at one point so
maybe I'm just numb to it
yeah
Oh, I believe it, yeah.
I
Need some man, thanks for giving me a chance game
Oop.
The California raisin. All right, let's see.
Is that you're gonna be out here every time I die before the boss fight because that's
gonna get annoying real quick.
This is alternative motives, yeah.
You are blessed with incredible protection.
I've been told you a million curbs.
Tuck it, Sheer. The Ripple.
Wait.
Are his legs fish now?
Oh, what the fuck?
That's as great as it sounds.
Why couldn't he be the other kind of fish guy with the fish part on the top and the human part on the bottom?
haha
Okay for some I don't know why they put that guy up here only spawns once
Quailag but a fish
I pressed up and I got the you can't use your heels bug annoying
Is it two heads but one tail so is he one fish
I think these are technically shrooms.
Ow.
Trestle Sky, thank you for the sub, boom-dongs, thank you for the sub.
Thank you guys.
fall
Lord
It seems i've made a foe with the wrong person
The second row have these many bosses where there's a new thing second row's got a lot of bosses. Yeah
I swore to become a shogun who revered the peace our forefathers achieved and shielded
the people from the flames.
I stole his magic herb.
The dark radiance led me to destructo.
Destructo!
Thank you for the 77 months.
Appreciate that dude.
But I've finally come to realize...
The tyrant, Trini Muts, is this nation's true enemy.
I shall now tread my grandfather's path,
cull the Shogun, gone astray,
and restore the stagnant flow of time.
Not for the sake of the Tokugawa,
but for peace!
That is my calling!
I go off in this game as a fight break out as soon as a guy sees you student like oh shit
if I realized who's you are wouldn't attack that's like all the neo games
I know what I must do.
If you were Shogun, what would you do?
Two chicks at the same time.
Sion of the gods
Cleanse the Imperial Palace crucible the crucible
Do I like this game I do like this game yes, I do I
Think maybe Neo 2 is better. I think Neo 2 is probably better, but that doesn't mean this game is bad
The lies are stop talking to me.
Alright.
Let's hurry to the spirit tree.
Did a red beard and black hair intentional choice?
Ah, sure.
Yeah, let's go with that.
Just beyond 50.
This battle will be fun.
Alright.
Neo 3 is a good game. It's not a good Neo game.
The answer to your offer at the spirit tree the one
I'm down for more of this game.
More cool bosses, more new stuff, hell yeah dude.
The Great Spirit Stone isn't bright enough.
For all the Age of Empires DLCs worth it, um, it depends on how much you want to get into it.
I think there's a new DLC coming out, like, really soon.
Uh, Soul Black. Thank you for those 71 months. Appreciate that, dude.
Last build DLCs are cool, yeah.
Which one is barbed?
Murakumo destruction incarnate had been released
The embodiment of river
33 right around the end of the sub appreciate you wish to maintain
And pursued Murakumo through time
righteousness and compassion
Over time my favorite
Continued to clash
Glum Reaper, I think, was 25 months?
Who's he, dude?
He's not blind, his eyes are closed in supreme confidence.
I think he's allergic to peanut butter.
An interesting world. You'll have to live to see it.
I
Are there Nioh 1 and 2 randomizers? Not to my knowledge.
What did the first thing you see me paying attention to the story?
Ah...
You guessed again.
Accompanied by Kusanagi.
Can Kingdom Hearts fans even summarize Kingdom Hearts?
Are they even capable?
Yeah, I'm not so sure.
Okay, so final boss.
No, where there's definitely going to be some fish guy was not the final boss. No, what I
Was a long cutscene, and I don't know what any of events
The final battle of a do
What's done here
Why is Barb not paying attention to this Neo story?
imbue lightning, melee damage critical, crucible weapon drop rate.
The imbue lightning honestly kind of sucks. It's not very good to be honest.
So, this one has a higher base damage, but I'd be losing the 7.6 melee damage, only going
to do that
Well, let me look at my skills.
I haven't looked at my skills for a minute.
I did remember you recovered the mash on a keyposs of the perfectly timed keypulse mid-stance.
do not lose any key the next time you guard against an attack.
Um, do anything new here?
Uh, let's see.
Increase damage received on an enemy after a successful deflect.
When you essentially form a burst spray, charges the arts gauge.
Um, I suppose I'll take that one
Okay
Let me look at the blessings as well
Yeah, yeah, so so if you're playing in the game the red the red
swords in the ground that's where players online have died it's also
sometimes there's just random ones that the devs put down too
elixir drop rate let's see
What about the Jizo blessing?
Cure's life corrosion, sure.
Oh, I didn't do any of these.
Yeah, yeah, sometimes you can tell, like, because the dead ones will say something like
Jizo, like, or Takemon, and then the player ones will be like Mr. Anal, so you can tell
Well which ones are the player ones and which ones aren't?
Oh
Shit
Oh, what the hell has happened to me over there?
I'm not fucking nuts.
Oh
Jesus
Tim, do the others are harder. The beginning of this game is probably the easiest thing
they've ever done in Nio, ever. The beginning.
of
the
I
Oh, what the fuck, man? Jesus.
My God.
There's so much bullshit.
Ah, you like the double bosses?
Don't fuck his head in God's stupid things.
After fighting music so you know it's happening, yeah how else you supposed to know it's happening
above the music?
You guys finish it off, Jesus guys!
You know, that's gonna make this a lot easier. Well, I mean, it's not really an option.
This is part of the game, dude. Like I'm like, you can't really turn them off.
I think this is just might be what the end of the game is here and I think we're getting
close to the final boss.
Ummm...
You're still dying to it.
Nah, this Neo game's been pretty fair for the most part.
I have a lot of souls, holy crap.
Saw the new Helldivers up big coming up from here, yeah, there's a big Helldivers thing
going on here.
I will grab a double spring.
Oh
Lady quake yapping already a case
Who sledgehammer is fun to mess around in
Sometimes it doesn't feel that far from hack and slash fury, honestly.
Takachiyo, you must escape!
Kalisto... Kalisto...
Okay.
What a fever dream of the game.
How much more can we have on the screen at one time, exactly?
No!
This fucking wacky waving inflatable arm tube man is back!
The stupid fall-down hitbox is like gigantic.
Ah yes, I won't watch this hit-and-play.
You just watch the ninja mode, I'll sometimes use ninja mode to inflict the damage over
time or like status.
I catch you, the late Lord, yet a woman most fears, safely not longer, after which, I proceed with the tone, I will remain far away.
Far away.
There's like a boss rush at the end, like I guess so, kinda.
Apparently you can, uh, all you can summon Kasha.
That's pretty cool.
Kasha was a great, uh, Yokai attack in, uh, in, uh, NeonTube.
Uh, let's see, do we have any better armor we would want to wear?
get thinner
Apparently you can get 50% melee damage versus a paralyzed enemy with this one
Although his paralysis not shocked those are two different things right?
the
uh...
living artifacts for force water damage
not seeing too much of us so I don't really feel like redoing everything right now since we've got...
I like in the endgame, I've had a really fun time with the O3.
Okay, we got it.
That was a lot of stuff there.
I'm going to kill you!
You want a coat?
What a twisted piece of material to have!
Did you call for a life lesson in an attempt to stop you?
I can die already.
Faces, man.
I can die already
Christ
What is new game plus and neo like harder enemies new items?
Somebody here might be able to answer that better than me because I've never done new game plus, but
Think usually the new game plus modes and neo have like a lot of additional stuff. I think
New missions and usually it's just like remix stuff, but usually has a lot more to it
Yeah
They've put a pretty decent effort into new game plus in these games.
You don't mind the app thing, I mean I'm not paying like any attention to the story dude.
I don't think most people are when it comes to Nio.
And most people pretty much ignore the story in NEO for the most part.
It reminds me of the final level of Leo 1.
You know, you willingly avoid the sword in dark, in dark room, all the ring you accidentally
They avoid the story.
Where does this take me?
I didn't know the camp version of you can reset to some kind of harder version.
Ninja Gaiden has a great story.
I'll go down, I'll bite, sure, let's down here.
Lemon Cakes, thank you for the sub, I really appreciate that, thank you dude.
Yeah.
I've been got by that too many times, I know now.
I'm getting to go down here any further.
Oh, this was just like another way, I guess, to get over there.
Okay.
I never thought of doing Neo2 Deathless.
That sounds like that could be fun.
I will not be doing that though.
Okay so I guess it's kind of like a one-way.
It sounds like something I would enjoy doing and I probably will not be doing that.
NEO 2 level 1.
That sounds boring.
NEO 2 Deathless doesn't sound boring.
NEO 2 Deathless sounds fun.
I think there are people who do all kinds of Neo challenge runs.
Doesn't make any cries great.
Have you thought about doing a no hit banjo-fazooie run?
No.
We need uh entirely less banjo on the stream.
Oh my god, Broly's kicking my ass, dude.
I'm dodging fuck you man
Is Wukong closer to Dark Souls or Neo?
I would say Wukong is like a mix of Dark Souls and God of War 4.
Kinda feels like a weird blend of those.
Wow, this guy isn't there.
You know, I've got a War 4 and didn't care for Ragnarok, yeah, I would agree with you.
Dragonrock wasn't a bad game, but yeah, I liked 4 better.
They fumbled the easiest story set up ever.
My weapon seems all you like, my sword.
Umm, the Nenis layer.
I think um this firefly blade would actually maybe better especially the
the imbue lightning is honestly not very good at all
I'm never I'm essentially never ever going to
I'm never going to get shocked from it, so I may as well just take the more damage.
Mobile typing is ass.
I don't mind running, I do agree it ends in a very strange way.
It's possible to get that COVID interfered with that as well, but yeah, definitely a
of life down after after God of War 4. Release the mind.
Okay, let's just go because that guy is blasted into lightning over and over.
Okay.
Now, the God of War 4 is like, oh, zero out of four.
Okay.
Now they got a War4 as like a 0 out of 10 terrible game, like it's definitely not.
Wow, dude.
I can't believe that actually hit me still!
I did kick down a ladder, okay.
Oh my god, those sections in Ragnarok were so fucking bad, dude.
What is going on, dude?
I can't see what's happening.
like at all
Jesus Christ!
Umm...
God of War 1, 2 and 3 are fantastic games.
Like they're awesome games.
They're not the easiest games in the world to play, but they are fantastic games.
Um...
All three of them, honestly.
Do you think three is it? Really? I love God of War 3. You kidding me?
Love that game.
I think 2018 is better than the other ones. I mean, that's fine. You can have your opinions.
I love 20. I love God of War 2018. I love that game.
I think my haul has been more fun than Ragnarok.
I enjoyed the God of War Ragnarok DLC.
One thing I love in Ragnarok is I fucking love the blades of chaos in that game.
There we go.
Have you scheduled any Divinity playthrough?
I do not operate on the schedule.
This kind of wargame is sacky, Ro.
This is what the fuck, though.
You some of you just type in like dog shit to like try to get me to respond to it?
Hang on, I'm gonna type in the dumbest dog shit ever, let's see if Bart reads it.
You must be immortal Shogun, and you will defy him. We'll die by my fate.
I'll run this wheel with bad games and good games schedule
I mean my schedule has been pretty busy with all the
All the stuff I promised from a long time ago been pretty busy with all that for a while
All right, sure am I gonna do new game plus on this game, I don't think so
and that's not like a judgment of the game being good or bad
Jesus! How many fucking dudes are in here? Oh my God!
3 to 5 business years.
or something on your desk.
It's a dingle, how's it going dude?
I've had a lot of fun with Neo3.
I think maybe Neo2 is better in my opinion,
but I've definitely had a lot of fun with the game.
Finally, I can see you have never existed.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
WOOOOO! Jesus fuck!
Why fight? Why fight?
I try to fight lightning on my shit.
Double guy is jumping me. I can't why fight, I can't fight.
Oh fuck dude.
Is this like a different direction?
I don't think I went this way.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Is it better than Neo1?
I think most people would probably have more fun with Neo3 instead of Neo1.
Most people.
Not all people, but most people.
Oh
You don't want him to get one shot by a grab.
I think it's more true of Neo1 than 2.
I must have came up this way before.
Neo2, they toned a lot of that shit down, for sure.
I can't really fight any of these guys.
Jesus, man.
Okay.
Queen Matsu has been captured by Hitomi.
It seems that obsession with becoming Shogun has led only to his imprisonment.
However, you will be here.
Nasty Nork!
I knew him was up.
Appreciate him.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
The howling roar is so annoying.
Did you truly come just to die?
You know you can't win.
Giddyup!
The light that sullies the darkness, you've mastered it.
Well then, I should paint the world with darkness.
Death fail, lend me your strength. Let the crucible invest all of your time.
And sometimes the things look a little Kingdom Hearts-esque.
That's the mail.
Okay, now I feel like you're just patting the shit out.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Get up on the death veils back.
That's another way to sub badge for Nioh3 is a derpy ass cat.
It's a scantist from the game.
Not at all.
This is a joke!
oh sure why not
He's fucking Christ, man, what the fuck?
Holy.
Ah, blue smoke.
Thank you for the gift, son.
I appreciate that.
Betol.
Thank you for the sub.
Jesus fuck, man.
Thank God.
Thank God
of
I do wide-stopping all of a sudden we're gonna get job
Ah, Rob Will, thank you for the something.
Thank you very much
of
Oh
Jesus Christ
Oh, my God.
I think if I die, I gotta do the whole thing over again, or you think we'd like keep how
much of the death veil we've killed.
Hopefully there's checkpoints.
You gotta do this whole gauntlet all over again, man.
Oh, you know what?
I think this is the checkpoint.
I think this is a checkpoint in the boss fight. Okay, I think that's a I think we did just hit a checkpoint. I think
Whoa, what the fuck?
I'm sorry, was that 1500 damage in one hit?
Wasn't I- Didn't I have like a lot of health?
Is that 1,500 fucking damage in one hit?
It's like, my god!
What the fuck?
That seemed like a lot of damage, dude!
Like, really a lot of damage.
Ah, WD-40!
Thank you for the 50 months, I really appreciate that.
I will not allow my brother to repeat his mistakes.
To save the image, I join hands with you, and we'll both touch each other.
if
Jesus fucking Christ all missed all my counters man
Um...
We are in the curse of finishing this. Let us take the final step together.
of
them
You can only punish one's mistakes. You are the only one to stop it.
At last and last, we've made it here!
Just a little more to go. Stay strong!
Uh, where did this go?
This might be another shortcut, I think, okay?
Like a boss fight with like multiple shortcuts in it.
What?
Why was I on fire?
Hello?
What was that?
Oh, I'm a little, uh, I'm a little confused.
Was that was that lava on the floor and see it?
Give me that hot dog.
Thank you very much.
I did not watch Superbowl.
Oh, that's lava.
I thought it was just the ground, dude.
I tried to go to bed.
Yeah, I mean, to be fair, in my defense, like,
like, look at everything around me, dude.
Like that, like this doesn't really stick out to me as like, oh, yeah, I don't walk on that.
I was trying to go to bed nice and early last night and right as we're about to fall asleep
more my daughters was like streaming or maybe had a fever
yeah she's better this morning though she's fine
Hang on.
There we go.
Uh, uh, EmBerry, thank you very much, I really appreciate that, thank you, EmBerry, uh,
it's all good man, thanks for watching.
Uh, Bull Bazaar, thanks for the brand new sub.
Is the whole game this song on repeat?
Yes.
entire day
that is great
can you uh... can you lay down your like summon thing here as it's the file that's
from banished to dark reading
Yeah, millions of Amrita, yeah. Oh boy. This is final boss territory if I've ever seen it.
The memories of ages past echoed still.
You'll be able to strike to destroy the light!
Kingdom Hearts!
I will turn over more to show you. I show you the truth.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
What the fuck?
Ahhhh!
He's gonna one shot it?
not quite that combo for days
who knows maybe there's a face to who knows
I'll shoot just how powerful it is.
my thing is glitched it was all good my item thing was glitched it would not let
me use a heal it had swapped me over to the other I know I was on page view I
I know, it wouldn't let me swap pages either.
It's not letting me swap pages right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Listen, I should place it on page 2, yeah, yeah.
I will show you just how powerless you are, finally you will find the key to your reward.
Wow man, god I fucking missed like four counters, I don't know man.
Kissel Keese, thank you for the brand new sub.
Trujito, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
How many fucking counters can I get?
What about those, those weren't summons, that was uh, those were like stories, they're
like in the game at that point.
I don't know, do we think this is the final boss?
He seems to have got a final bossy to me, I don't know, but yeah, those weren't summons,
was just part of the game. He might have like a phase two or something, I don't know, I'll
Thank you so much, Kiezel.
Oh
He's so good
I don't understand what killed me there, like I know he hit me, but I'm not even sure what
hit me in there.
Like so many fucking things happening at the same time.
don't even know what hit me on that one. Yeah, I guess he, I guess he kicked me. It's hard to say, I don't know.
what is happening the camera likes to join me back on planet earth
Like Jesus man!
I'm never going to get that hammer!
What is happening in this hole?
Bring it!
Okay, yeah, Lottie fucking God dude, I don't fucking know man, God, sure, why not, okay,
yeah, sure.
Let's keep piling it on, buddy, more and more, not enough.
horseshit
plan the theme song to
I don't know.
Oh my god!
I don't know.
Oh my god!
Of course!
When he brings on his fucking foot, it's a fire wave.
Of course it is!
How silly of me!
Obviously!
Oh, of course!
You didn't know that?
Obviously!
I
can't keep track of the fucking repeated nuclear bombs.
I don't know what he decides like I'm gonna do eight consecutive nuclear bombs like I forget which one it's gonna be
I don't know I
Don't know does this one a fire wave is this one a big explosion like
It was not a good attempt
Oh, okay. Only way to win is to not die.
This guy's a real asshole, man. Is this the final boss of me? I don't know. It seems
I'm just having, like, the final boss, but hard to say.
See how it's like you block the swing or you parry the swing and then you forget that
those icicles come out after the slash too.
Oh man, what a fucking douchebag this guy is.
I believe we aren't getting marbles for a while.
Bro, what do I do about any of this shit?
Bro I fucking hate this guy.
This guy is so spammy, dude.
I couldn't heal I got the glitch man. I couldn't heal why I was healing I
Got distracted because I was trying I was pressing up over and over. I couldn't heal dude
It's fun. Why this is like the worst place ever. You cannot heal
What kind of terrible glitch is that but you cannot heal glitch God? That's so fucking awesome
The worst possible glitch in a game like this
Come on!
I will show you just how much I love you!
Well that's fair.
I
Oh my god!
Dude, that's so dumb!
What is that shit?
Of course!
It's fall on all!
Of course!
So dumb!
God, stupid ass!
Oh my god!
And sweetie, thank you for the sub, appreciate it dude.
No, no, stay away.
now phase 2 we have
What other Japanese figures can like appear behind me?
What if like, what if like Shinzo Abe came over and was like helping?
We need more, more people from Japanese history to show up and help.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
E-Honda.
So Jeremy Amato shows up, why not?
My face is a disgrace.
Make it so.
Unfortunately, Shinzo Abe would be taken out with one hit.
Son of a f***er.
Yeah, I'm a goalless son. So shut up.
This...
...has to end.
I've finally... managed to stop you.
Am I nothing but a nice and human brother?
You have become Japan's home.
The country's moon, God and light.
Hey, did you...
Stuff.
You collected things.
Wait, is there a...
Can you summon...
Uh...
Deliver judgment!
Essentially, if you added Goofy and Donald, like, essentially it's Kingdom Hearts.
Like, it's not that far.
Well, gosh, Koony Mitsu!
We have to save the hearts!
I hate it, but you're right.
We were always close, when we were young, but I had convinced myself, I was better than you.
Then, you were chosen to become sugar, and the darkness was born in my heart.
Saying I would become sugar, instead.
That voice grew stronger and I was enthralled by the Tark radiance.
You stopped me from treading the wrong path.
From my obsession you will become a shulker.
The reign of light that pissed the crucible's darkness.
He succumbed to darkness and became a heartless.
Interesting.
My sins ruined the peace we once enjoyed.
Kill me.
Go on then, Shogun.
I'll have you execute.
Absolutely.
Definitely execute.
Yeah, definitely executing this guy.
That could be only one.
Everything's Hex Striking Retribution.
Oh no.
Please grace us with the name you have taken.
I am Mr. Shogun, Takugawa Yemitsu.
Yes, sir.
Cinema.
Ah, Cherry Tree, thank you for the sub.
Jing So, thank you so much.
Right GG no dramatic open the eyes up
I'm gonna be the bad guy in the next Neo maybe
All right, Neo Neo 3
Really enjoyed Neo 3 had a really fun time with it
I
especially like Neo
I like Nio much more than WoW Long and Rise of the Ronin for their teams like recent efforts.
I think Nio has like the weapon complexity and the builds and all the tools.
Like it's very fun, it's very fun and very addictive to play because it just feels like you get the better loot.
You try new things, you try different moves. Very, very enjoyable.
I think that, thank you very much Robotnik for the sub, appreciate that.
I don't know that Neo needed to be open world.
I think as an open world game, it's a bad open world game.
The thing is that it's so, it like barely like, the attempt to make an open world, if
the idea was to make it like more Elden Ring-ish or something, like they would not really close
at all in that sense. The open world isn't really open for the most part. You can kind
of go anywhere but at the parts that matter the game kind of hard locks you and you can't
really go past certain gates or past certain points. So the open world aspect of the game
like it really doesn't do anything
uh... i would say in fact that if anything it makes the game worse than
it should be
feel like
rather than spending their efforts on and open world i think it's but i think
it will be much more productive to spend more time on the individual levels in
the mission select
leaving that aside
i do think that this meal may reach a newer audience
because i think for whatever reason people prefer the open world explore
run around over the level one, level two mission select of old Neo.
So I honestly think that that gamble may actually pay off for them in the end.
Maybe people will respond more positively to that, and this will bring in a new generation
of Neo players, you know what I'm saying?
I also think going hand in hand with that, the first area of the game is like really
got kid gloves on, it's like pretty easy for the most part, and I suspect that those players
are going to find out when they get to the second and third area in the fourth areas
because the kid gloves come off a little bit later, and it definitely gets a little spicier
towards the end, yeah, yeah for sure.
This area is not so bad, pretty easy, honestly. Second, third, fourth area, like, oof.
I see it at the two-hour refund timer. I mean, I think, honestly, in the end, like, looking
at it, I think it's kind of smart to try to warm players up to it and try to get them,
you know, try to slowly introduce them to the game's concept. So, I don't think that's
a, that's a, like, a dumb choice at all. I guess, like, what, like, what are my final
thoughts in the game. I think I like, I think I'm gonna say categorically I like
Neo2 better and I think here's why. I think Neo2 is more efficient at
providing you its content. I think that what the open world does in Neo3 is
it introduces this like inefficiency of getting you to the next boss, the next
level, the next area because you're off like enemy base, crucible spike, you're
you're off doing these like random things, like running around, chasing your tail, wasting
your time. See, Neo 2, Neo 2, it's very right to the point. Yeah, yeah, I would say that
the, there's like a bit more of the padding in this one for sure. Like enemy bases, crucible
spikes, like these are not like, I don't know, I feel like I fought more bosses in Neo 2
than I did in this game like more new but there were more new bosses in Nioh 2
than there were in 3 now it's possible I might have missed some bosses I don't
know maybe I missed some but I feel like Nioh 2 had more new bosses overall I'm
sure I did yeah I don't know that's wrong for a lot of open world games yeah
I'm sure I did actually I'm sure I did now with that said I still really like
this game I had a really fun time with it I love I like so in older Nios your
ninjutsu was something you only get once at a shrine and I and once you spend it
all it's gone I actually like a lot that you recharge your ninjutsu like like as
you fight like I think that's really cool yeah you know honestly I feel like I
I feel like Neo2 just felt like it had more yokai and and bosses and enemies like I feel like Neo2 had more honestly
Really does feel that way to me, but all the way like I still really like don't even run
I still really enjoyed this game. I had a fun time with it, so I
Enjoyed it. I'd recommend it to Neo fans could also be a good place for Neo fan for new Neo players to jump in
Just keep in mind the game does get hard later on the game is it starts out kind of easy
You can reset your build anytime.
Yeah, I mean, bro, I might have missed bosses. I don't know, man. I have no idea.
Is it easier to overlevel in this game? I don't know. I kind of feel like overall DC Boy, I feel like I was underleveled for a lot of it, actually.
Um...
Especially towards the end, so...
Yeah, I mean, you could also wait for a sale or you could also play the demo, right? That's up to you, but...
Overall, though, I still definitely had fun.
I'm when I'm leaving neo 3 and I'm not like disappointed at all. I had a good time with it. I enjoyed it
I do think neo 2 is a little bit better
But that doesn't mean neo 3 is bad like I think neo 2 is just a little bit better than this game, so
You can't block or dodge. Yeah
I'm not leaving like disappointed at all
I'm also really glad that neo 3 exists honestly because I really did think neo 2 was gonna be the last neo
So I'm just kind of happy. I'm happy it exists and I had a fun time with it
And I would like totally play this game again for sure
Final rating. All right, let's think about this
What would I rate the neo games I
Think I would say neo 2 to me
I think I'd say that game to me is like a 9 out of 10
Neo 2 I feel like I've got a little a couple little quibbles about it a couple of issues
But I think neo 2 is like a 9 out of fucking 10
I think I'd say with this game, I think I'm gonna say,
I'm gonna say seven and a half out of 10. I do think it's a downgrade from Neo, from Neo2 for
sure, in a lot of ways, but seven out of 10, seven and a half out of 10 is still very good.
And I think for Neo1, I'd say seven out of 10. So, a little bit better than Neo1. They kind of
to have different things they do wrong in their own way. I think Neo2 just does the
least wrong. So I'm gonna say seven and a half out of ten for this game. So I do think
I do think that's not so much an indictment of this game. So much that is Neo2 is really,
really fucking good. Like I love Neo2. I feel like Neo2 just had more things you could do.
I like the countering system better in Neo2. I like the Yo-Kai attacks better in Neo2.
I think Neo2 had way more bosses and enemies than this game did.
Bro, there's so many enemies. I'm like, where the fuck was that enemy?
There was like, man, remember the tongue guy? The tongue guy was nowhere to be found.
There's like all kinds of Yo-Kai like from Neo2 that weren't in this one, right?
I don't know. I feel like there were so many so many things I was missing out on
You feel like it had more weapon options. Yeah, Neo 2 also like it's more of a blank slate
Because you can use you can make you can do the ninja weapons the entire time
I kind of like Neo 2 was a little more like freeing honestly. Yeah, the umbrella. Yo, okay. I was in this game. Yeah, it was
Yeah, it's Neo 3 let's see
Let's see. Let's see what happens when we go through. Hang on a second.
Okay.
Well, it's appointed the third Shogun of the Edo Shogunate.
What happened now?
They very much might have held stuff back for the DLC. Yeah, very much have.
Okay, so we're back now.
now and oh I fucking god damn it I didn't read that did I get anything new or
oh look at this wow look at that no dachi okay and I got some new new source
Okay, so there's actually there's still stuff. I did not do in this game
I was just I didn't realize I was clicking through stuff
There's still stuff. I did not do in this game for sure like over here in the battle scroll
Apparently you can also let's see where is that at?
Can I actually summon the final boss
You can summon the final boss as an attack. That's pretty funny
So there's a there's a whole bunch of these missions here that I haven't done
Yeah, so there's even more you can really do
Um, thank you so much new or never appreciate these 65 months. Hey, happy birthday. Dude. Cheers
All kinds of extra missions you didn't do. I mean, they did a good job providing a lot of content in this game for sure
Oh, there's a new difficulty available. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, I really really enjoyed neo 3
I had a good time with it. I do think I like neo 2 better, but that's a tough. That's a tough
That it's hard to beat that dude, you know, it's a really hard game to beat
They really got a lot of things right and to be fair with neo3. They were kind of experimenting right they were trying to
They were trying this new open-world format and trying to do things
I'm gonna say seven and a half out of ten seven and a half out of time
Didn't know if I fought any of the super bosses. I don't know. I don't know if I did did I?
Some of the boss here there's a boss you could summon here
I don't know how to do that.
I gotta use the bathroom one sec guys.
I'll be right back.
I was holding it in that whole boss.
BRB one sec.
I
Think I'm doing ever says a boss you can summon here. I know by that gorge
Blitz poop fastest pooper in the west
Uh, but yeah, I'm sure there's like secret bosses and things that I don't know about.
Uh, I can't, I, I can't know the unknown, unknown, right? I don't know.
Uh, let's see. Use spiritry memories. Is this like, uh, all, you can watch all the cutscenes,
I guess, here? Okay. Those are all the cutscenes.
He wants to look at, oh, you, oh, you want me to summon the, use the summon? Yeah, I can do that.
summon right there has like three different attacks on that one pretty
crazy all right instant confusion now he's really abusing the elements there
all right well I think we're saying GG on Neo3
I had a fun time.
I hope we get more Neo.
I wonder what's next for them.
What could they do next at this point?
Did I ever go up here?
Sir, I protest.
I am not a merry man.
I don't think I ever went up here.
Uh, Quizboy, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it, thank you very much.
Once over here, I think you quiz boy for the tier two.
Appreciate it, man.
I don't know if there's anything up here, it might just be a way to walk around.
Alright.
I think Joe Blue, see you next time, Neo3.
I would be very happy in like a Neo marathon playing all the games back to back to back.
I'd be pretty happy doing that.
Dora is locked.
Kind of a secret.
Let me Pog.
Which boss in Neo is gonna make me yell the most in one marathon?
GG Neo 3
DLC they may do a Neo 3 DLC they may do that who knows
Digit
Marbles no
Fatal error of Neo 3 when I close the game. Okay fatal error
All new game plus would be awesome
Was I feel like it's been a while set play Neo 1. All right, so we completed Neo 3 chat
Let's see. Yes. Hello, George.
And you know, three beaten, um,
all right. I haven't played a game recently that I have been absolutely loving.
I love this game and I fucking hate this game.
Uh, we're going to play some more of it.
I am loading up battle brothers.
If you're watching last week,
my team all died, the Dallas Cowboys, everybody died.
We do have another team, another band of mercenaries here.
We are now the Cleveland Browns.
Oh, let's load up our campaign.
The Browns loaded up.
Let's do it.
All right, so here's our guys here, we've got a lot of level ones, who even is our
highest level guy, level one, I think Brown's Law, level four.
I think Brown's Law is our highest level guy at the moment.
What's our situation?
We don't have a mission right now, all right.
All right, if you've never seen this game,
it's like a tactical turn-based game
where you're trying to make your group of mercenaries stronger,
and it is insanely brutal.
Let me buy some food before we go.
It's an extremely brutal game.
All right, now let's leave.
So we're we're really too weak right now to do much. We need to get a bit stronger
Can you make one of your guys who try to make sure nobody listens to him?
George what fuck you man? Geez hell out of here stupid ass cap
The fuckers like straight up attacks me
One of these days he's gonna like go feral on me. I swear to God
He's like he's climbing and he's like
What do you want asshole?
No peck at him.
What?
Dude, I've done that.
Even petting him doesn't make it better.
Petting him doesn't help.
I've tried this.
We're going to try to find a job over here.
He wants to enter.
What's his problem?
just let him kill you already let's see kill the brigands all right all the
tracks kill the brigands now we are not particularly strong here
We'll try it
We'll do our best here. All right, let's see. What do you have?
Cut arm sinew. So this guy's arm is broken. It's like the only injury we really have here is that
He's a shitty archer so I doubt it's gonna make much of a difference
Alright, let's go kill some bandits.
Thugs and Brighan Raiders.
Had your wish.
Yes, I know.
Oh, yeah.
Brighan Thugs and Brighan Raiders.
You playing on Hardcore?
Playing on Veteran.
We're on a flat field.
I think I see one, two, three, four Brigham Raiders.
Oh man, they got a pike here too.
Oh
Hello, oh
Bro, I might have fucked him over already bro. He's fucking surrounded down there
Oh hi George. Hello. Oh yeah what a lump. Hi buddy. Hello. Yes you've been calling me.
quite a loaf. Hello. He looks mad. He probably is mad. Bye bye. Is that guy already gonna
route.
I just shot my own fucking guy in the back.
Why are you the fucking worst?
If we all die right now, I'm starting a new run.
We all die fuck this shit. I'm starting a new run
Oh wait, you know did I never I never equipped his spear
I
Shot
Grimey's hanging in there pretty good.
Ah dude, somebody's going to die like any second.
much any second somebody's gonna die right here
okay
fucker hit him there we go
wands dead
oh was that a one shot? damn
oh you know what? that might have been a one shot cause that guy wasn't wearing a fucking helmet
Okay, yeah, I got him right in the head another one down good
My guys did a pretty good job hanging in there, honestly.
Missed his shot.
If we can surround a guy and spam dagger on him, that would be good too.
Oh, let's see.
Probably let's game a lot so I can roll in hard by orcs.
Now I hate it.
Okay, let's try to kill this guy so this guy is running does this does grimey have a dagger he does not
We'll see if one of my other guys has a debt do you have this crippling sloths have a dagger he also does not
does python have a dagger he also does not know he's got a fucking dagger over here
bro. Hello and down. Does Kerchak have a dagger? Man, nobody's got a dagger, dude.
What about Pat the Giraffe?
Yeah, literally nobody has a dagger over here.
I am the Dagger.
Does a pad wand have a dagger? Also no dagger. All right, well.
So they only have one guy left. Kilram does have a dagger.
And we'll see Puncture.
Pretty sure Browns has a dagger, he does.
I'm gonna fuck around with a dagger here and I'm gonna get killed is what's gonna happen.
All right, no, that just killed Kerchak.
All Kerchak managed to live.
He just has a broken knee apparently.
Oh, that's permanent too. Ah, fuck.
Ah, okay, well, you know, we didn't get the armor. We did manage to get a pike, which is really nice.
So that's good. Not too bad.
Make glue out of him, yeah. He might be done.
He'll die soon.
Dumb in the burning Cleveland River. Send him to the glue factory.
Now he's going to become a styrongerd the breeding
Let's see. So this was where's he at this kerchak. I mean, honestly, he was just level
So, let's just take everything, we're going to leave him naked, and he's dismissed.
You can pay him 20 coins, here you go, have 20 coins, there you go.
I wonder if the men are going to be happier with that.
Are the spiders hungry?
I feel like the men, that should be a morale boost, like yeah, but he paid them a little
bit of money, that's not too bad, right?
Okay, Anfilos leveled up. He's level two. Let's go give him this this and he's got pretty bad morale. Let's give him that
And he gets a perk uh, usually going with Colossus
I'm not Colossus there uh grimy leveled up. Let's give you uh, this
Ray I do that that's so much range defense like i'm kind of tempted
I'll take the range defense and
Give him some more morale and we'll give him a colossus also 20 dollars for a lifetime limp. What a deal
Hey magnet tux leveled up give him this
Resolve and
How about some hit points and?
And let's give you a fast adaptation
Will you up here
Your morale is so bad your resolve like holy crap your resolve is bad
Also colossus
Manganator shot one of our dude this guy is supposed to be like our best archer and he fucking shot one of our guys in the back
Let's make give him archery some matter with this guy fatigue
But he hit he hit the wrong target guy guy can't aim for shit. Yeah, I know look at his fucking stupid face, too
Let's see some backstabber anticipation shield
Possibly bullseye could be better
The penalty to hit you on shooting a target, you have no clear set of set is reduced from
75 to 50%.
Okay, let's go with that one for you.
Hang on.
No, gone.
Let's give you archery, some HP, and let's go to give you fast adaptation as well.
And Padawan leveled up.
Let's give him attacking that, and some melee defense, then we're going to give you gifted,
give you more melee, this and this.
All right, there we go.
Well, there's an option that automatically resets weapons back after battles.
Is that an option?
I don't think I knew that.
I don't think I knew that was an option.
That's a good point, though.
Thank you.
I should probably find where that is
So we can give Pad 1 slayer the pike instead 60 to 80 this one does 30 to 50 the pike is way better
Give that to you oh
And we got a higher somebody to replace we just fired one of our guys
Chill for a second. I got time off a friendly fire by an ally. I would like a second chance of reentry
Well first I got to hire somebody before I give anybody a chance, so
Ballsack, thank you very much played war tails. It's like this game, but better emo
No, I have not played war tails. Isn't it good?
Let's see so we can hire a new dude
Donate your skills of the software engineer. Ah
Let's see this guy is
It's just long. I miss we miss in Baldur's gate. Oh, just a
Blacksmiths the blacksmiths not too bad
Okay, let's go take this guy
All right chat, who is this? Oh, he's got three stars on that too
We'll give him a spear and a shield
Split nose
Take the browns the Super Bowl
Let's see, who is this guy, Trev?
I offer reporting for duty, ready to die, sir.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, alright, Dan.
The VP.
There he goes, he's in there.
Keep in mind, don't worry, chat characters in Battlebrothers, not like Darkest Dungeon.
Characters tend to die pretty quickly in this game, so.
So no missions here, let's go leave.
See if we can go find a new vision.
Yeah, Dan will be gone soon, don't worry.
Especially when they're level 1 too.
Could really use some more medical supplies as well.
Uh, yes we can help her
We helped somebody and Kilram got euphoric. I thought Kilram was like the psycho murderer
Apparently nobody is selling
Or I'll buy these dies I guess sure
Yeah, what's the mission here
Find the rotting bones rests.
All right.
So it says, rotting bones rest the southeast
and around the region of the borderlands, the borderlands.
Okay, so southeast and around the region of the borderlands.
So somewhere around here that we're looking for.
Okay, well as you look at this game,
you have a company of mercenaries
and you try to slowly build up your mercenaries
and make them stronger.
And inevitably there's also like a late game crisis where like,
you have to try to like say help save the world or some shit.
Southeast
Easy to find marketing app you pause and chuckle and shake your head. Okay, we found it
It's got ancient auxiliaries and many ancient Legionnaires bro fuck that no shot
I'm good on that one man. Oh, what was neo3?
It was a decent length for sure. It was definitely not a short game at all
Yeah, that ain't happenin'
Bit girthy? NEO 3 is definitely long for sure. There's even more honestly to the game like I could keep playing it, but
Being NEO 3 in 3 days is pretty fucking crazy. Well, you know, I am something of a badass, you know
Let's go ahead up to I know none of these towns have work yeah literally none of these
towns have any work I guess we can go over this one
rate one liner at the bar you saw in the first area trying to do everything I did like a
a lot, but I'm sure there was more I could do, but the worst I had in Nia was maybe like
a tiny bit of performance stuff, but that's pretty much it. Like nothing too big. How can
we learn to be as humble as Barb? It's not easy. Takes practice skill. I could sell these
in game like a small amount of profit not that great I'm like more profit than
that dude nobody has any um nobody has any fucking what's it called armor weapon
Smith oh look at these dude I feel like in this game I feel like I have
I've literally never had any good weapons ever, I want to try this shit.
I would give Nioh 3 a 7.5 and um, definitely enjoyed Nioh 3, I think Nioh 2, I would give
a 9 and a 10 though, I like Nioh 2 better.
7.5 is very good, in my opinion, that's a good rating.
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, seven and a half is good seven and a half out of ten
Also these those brigands got jumped pretty good
So it sucks seven and a half out of ten dog shit now seven and a half out of ten is a
good rating for me.
But Neo one I give me a one of seven out of ten.
So they are selling medical supplies here but it's expensive.
I hate it, but sure, whatcha got?
Webnext, oh no, spiders, there's a nest in these parts, no, no, no spiders, no, I did
that once before, thank you, I'm good.
Moving on, you're on your own with spiders, assholes.
I need to kill, I know I need to kill beasts. I know I'm aware of that.
That's Briggans here. Let's go get him.
I had a lot of fun with Nioh 3. Yeah, I really enjoy the game.
Ooh, are they going to be like on a hill?
No, apparently not.
That's some awesome crazy weapons here on some of these guys too, all right.
Ah, let's see here.
Pull you down this way.
Yes, good.
He finally hit the guy somebody on the right fucking side
Let's see what else it has to go.
Finally hit something.
it's
a might be as trouble on this one will say
on
We'll put kill room into a shield wall
Ah who do we lose damn the VP?
Did warn you guys
I think we want to get in this guy's face quickly
Okay, one down.
All right, good stuff.
Let's see.
So we've got...
This one is knockout and this one is just hit, thrust.
All righty.
Oh, man.
That magnet touch just also went down, dude.
We're dropping like flies here, guys.
Does Anthelos have a dagger?
He does.
You need to keep hitting this guy before we start dagger.
Another guy down.
You can actually get some real armor.
Be pretty nice.
Okay.
This guy's going to try to flee.
This is the last guy here, let's see, what is, um, this guy is wavering, try to prevent
him from getting away.
Okay, swap to the dagger.
I've yet to like successfully manage this where like you swap to the dagger and then
you get some armor out of it.
I haven't managed it yet.
It's probably just like you have a chance is probably what it means.
Uh, does Anthelos have a dagger?
He does.
Yeah, it's basically right.
So the idea about puncture is that it doesn't damage the armor, which means that you're
more likely, but I guess it's still not like...
There's no guarantee, I guess.
Okay.
Run them down.
What the hell does that get away?
You don't have a dagger.
So we're trying to kill this guy with it with a dagger to potentially get his armor
Eggman think of the sun
There we go well Dan the VP and magnet talks both dead
Hey
But we got some chainmail
Okay, okay, we also got a hooked blade and a bore spear and a okay
Like that
All right, let's see we have to honor the fallen
Magnetucks, that's exactly what this for a while time out Magnetucks
And time out Dan the VP
All right
Let's see who gets what
Kilram is pretty solid
Hey, Kilram was our psycho murderer
Brown's law is pretty much like he's he's like the team captain so to speak
Don't forget to give him back his mod status.
We'll see.
Make it so.
Ah, let's see.
You can give Grimey the leather armor here.
The ferret!
God damn!
You can give grimy the leather armor here
The ferret damn
Damn!
Cause I love them in Mario and Dark Souls and Elven Ring and Zero Zelda and Marble and
Street Fighter.
They say I believe in Barbra's King.
I believe in Barbra's King.
The Ferret, thank you so much for the 10 gift subs.
Really appreciate that.
Thank you to Ferret.
If you got a gift sub, enjoy.
Thank you very much.
Really appreciate that dude.
that dude so all my front lines using spears your shield broke um and let's see
Python also leveled up here.
That's melee.
Uh, bad morale.
Really need some morale there.
Um,
Backstabber shield expert.
Okay.
I don't know how good shield expert really is, but we'll go with that.
Now let's keep going down this way.
Devere, thank you so much man, thank you for 10 gifts, that dude.
I think you seized yourself, thank you Crimson Air.
Appreciate it guys, cheers.
Eddie Graff, thank you for the sub, appreciate it man, thank you very much.
All right, we're gonna hire some new dudes
I'll hire
I'll hire the rat catcher
and
I'll hire the butcher
All right, yeah, we got two new dudes
Also, this guy is not good at anything this guy kind of sucks at everything I
Haven't done anything with nets
Should try that sometime
Who is this chat?
I'm not good at anything.
This is Andy, think over the tier two.
Appreciate that.
Epic player, think of the sub.
All right, Regal Green, he says he's not good at anything.
You're hired.
And this guy is also not good at anything.
Wow, what a coincidence.
This guy also sucks at things.
All right, chat.
this I can be the next one sounds like me put me in send me to the slaughter
all right Baka Baldwin there we go
I
Don't see what we got for missions here
Accept drive off brigands at wits holds wait is this some
Um, am I storming a place to do this one? Is that what I'm doing?
This might be hard.
I'll see. You died three days ago.
Uh, this one might be rough fortification. We'll see.
Uh, did I not level up kill him?
I'm going with a backstabber for Kilram.
Uh, lag-ouch!
Thank you for the 38 months.
Appreciate that.
Thank you, lag-ouch.
I did beat Neo, yes.
Uh, Deferred, thank you for the bits.
a lot of Brigham Raiders here the ferret thank you so much man thank you for the 1500 bits
for sure that sir uh... like i was a sub blackjack things and said
I finally understand you Bob. I rage quit darkest dungeon the other day after a full party
Why losing tons of loot and some of my best drink it's I fucking love this warship game
You finally understand me, huh?
Mama machine, thank you very much
Bro, I'm sending in Path of Giraffe and he is not in good shape.
Like one hit and he's gonna be dead.
This might be a bit of a slobber knocker down here, man.
Dude, so many misses.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, so many misses.
Oof.
Bro, kill room just got fucked.
One hit.
I just gave you, like, good chain mail!
What the fuck?
Why are you such a stupid, weak-ass bitch?
Ah, great.
Tellerum just died.
They're like half my guys are already running.
Was that him too?
Was that Brown just died too?
Bro, seriously?
We're all running, that's it, we're all dead already, man.
Wow.
Team of fucking clowns.
Dude, I hate archers in this game so much.
in this game you have like here is a clear shot of a guy right in front 40% chance to hit why are
archers so fucking pathetic in this game archers are the fucking worst in battle brother this way to
god so I guess you're out of ammo huh so you're useless now you were useless
before, but your use is now too.
Who's an honor coach?
Oh, yeah, this is a game over.
Yeah.
Artists basically use a low load in a mid game.
You kind of need to hunt her otherwise a very high roll.
Yeah, archers are terrible at the beginning for sure.
Bro, you guys, you're not giving up.
You're going right back in there, dude.
Oh, now you want to hit a guy.
Oh, now you want to hit something.
It's a little late now, motherfucker.
Now you want to hit somebody?
Oh, wait for that now, isn't it?
Look now he's fucking Hawkeye down here nailing all the shots, huh?
I'm glad you got your fucking head cut off you stupid piece of shit or the worst goddamn archer. I've ever had
All chat
Pat the giraffe. He's dead.
Oh, hang on one second. Dude, slash. I'm out.
Kilram is dead.
Brown's lull dead.
Aka Baldwin gone.
crippling sloth dad regal green dad
Rimey time dead.
Python LB dead.
No gun dead.
Had one slayer.
Dead.
I'm like what a retirement plan.
You know what?
That guy who retired and then he got 20 coins, at least he lived Mingrenator, Goodreads,
and Anthelos.
He's dead.
All dead.
Crow's cycle of the corpses of the Cleveland Browns, waiting for Luthor's glass so they
can finally land and feast.
They haven't fought hard, but the company will soon be soon forgotten, washed on the
see of similar violent venture companies to come. Zero points. I think zero points is
my favorite part of that.
All right. New campaign. A new company. Let's see. Company name. So the Dallas Cowboys
died. The Cleveland Browns died. I think the only thing we can do now, Chad, would be the
New York Jets. That's our best option here, guys.
Ah.
Look out at that one.
You choose the lone wolf that's easier to enjoy it more than the regular one?
I am enjoying the game.
I slam my penis in the corner, coach.
I am enjoying the game.
Alright.
Use the fly just as much as gravestones, probably should, right?
Your name is perfect for it.
Ah, the New York Jets.
They live and die for the New York Jets now.
All right, who do we got yet? Who is this?
Never heard so many consecutive time-out noises in a row. Were you not here for Pikmin?
Pick me. I'll die boss. All right
Rizzle
77
Wow the tenor
I
Tenner sure
I would tenner
One more guy. I
Think a lot of ten at Derrimane. Thank you very much. Really appreciate that. Thank you, dude
All right, one more who else I'm very talented
That am I justice. Thank you very much. Appreciate that
About ten a bra TV. There you go
All right
Whole new world to fail in oh
Hang on that's one second Katie needs me for one set first on the real quick. You'll be one set
I
So yeah, Katie is a nap trapped for me for baby
Needed me to close the door. Oh, I'm about that
Dougie fresh thank you, bitch. You should let thank you very much
No one ever was to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching for and all right each Pokemon to understand got a cripple. Let's go hire this guy
Another cripple I'll take him to we got a unique okay, and I hire him
This guy is a flagellant, okay
A fisherman?
Okay.
Alright.
I'll give you bits, I'll give you subs and no love, wow, such a great streamer.
Alright, so I don't have, I need to give them weapons here, so we don't have much.
Um, be good to get these.
I can be a cripple?
Alright, let's, we got more characters to name.
Arch the cripple who is this chat well he may be a cripple but he's got really
high melee skills though ready to die for the jets earn up
me and coach I need some nice easy missions for these guys
Unik my balls are just for show the ferret all right
Hang on a sec. It's
The ferret 60
Don't worry, there's gonna be a lot of characters we have enough though. We have another Unik here. Who is this one I?
Can die again. I'll die frosty nez
Don't worry guys, I got a good feeling about the New York Jets here guys, don't worry.
Okay.
As a unit I got nothing else to live for.
Let me dance.
I'll survive, Krakashi.
He says he's gonna live, let's see.
And Dirk.
Me coach.
Let's please sacrifice me
Bobo O'Reilly
Thank you for the five gift subs appreciate that. Thank you Bobo O'Reilly Monk nuts. Thank you for the sub
Appreciate that. Thank you Monk not on the perfect unique
Thanks so much Bobo O'Reilly. Thank you Monk nut. We should you guys
I
Can win you a championship our double one
I guess we got everybody's named here. I think we are all good
I'll I'll invest in some spears and some shields
Another shield might not be bad for this guy too.
How much money do we have?
Go buy a shield for you.
I don't know how good this flail is honestly.
And alright let's see do we have a nice easy mission?
Kill those unruly vagabonds.
I accept.
All right
Secure the ruin amber collector near conan's Mund
Freakin thugs and war dogs, okay
I'm the dog so I don't even have all I can really do is this quick and fast stab
Bro he's already fleeing what do you mean?
I
Said
Alright, we killed the dog.
Bro.
Oof.
54% chance to hit the dog.
We got him.
Nice.
Okay, another one down.
Crossbow, tent, tenebra, finally hit somebody.
This guy is running for a loud tenor.
The axe?
I like the axe in the beginning, dude.
Okay, another one down.
All righty.
Nice shot.
Bro, we just had to kill R.Dubb.
He literally just had to kill Rdub
Like for some reason Rdub just had to die alright Rdub, sorry man
Reinforce wouldn't flail a shield and some stuff. Okay. He just had to die for some reason
You just had one of those faces
That footy how's it going?
It's a how are my dudes here we're
The things early games you don't have any helmets and stuff right that's the big
uh that's the big one you're missing um
got sf6 first fighting game managed to reach bronze three after 83 ranked matches you scared i
know it uh hey i'm a marco arre thank you so much appreciate that dude
So this is going to be strictly better.
I'm terrified man.
Okay, let's see is there anybody else to hire here?
Nobody really else to hire.
Maybe we should go to the next town.
Oh
Okay, so you had to clear it out then let the workers get there and now you get paid. Okay, got you
Thank you, Mark
I'm saying I need a caravan escorted
Yeah, sure. Yeah, that sounds great. Let's do it.
We can go wrong with the caravan escrow, right guys?
Let's do this when we need allies. Let's go with that one.
So we're getting attacked by nomads.
How is he already wavering?
I don't bother trying to keep Krakashia alive, move you, I'm just going to get you out of
the way.
Bro, that can reach?
Does it reach? Does it two ranks?
I didn't know that would reach that far.
How about some fucking backup idiots?
Stop.
I think DeFera just died.
He's so bad we wanted to get character he died instantly.
And there goes Frosty Nez.
Dude Tenebra is the way- Dude I hate archers in this game honestly.
I really do.
I've never had an archer that was worth like anything ever, like literally ever, it feels
like they're so bad for so long.
We die in like our second mission, I think we did.
We're just missing over and over.
just missing non-stop. I don't know what you do about like Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss,
Miss, Miss, like what do I do? Miss, yeah. Like what do you do? Bad luck with those enemies.
Those rank two Maces are so nerly. Like what do you do about Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss?
Okay, oh this team didn't last very long chat, I think we're dead already, just like the
jets they're picking a better team then so they only want to hit when it's like
too late to make a difference yeah I'm aware of spear but the idea is age I love
your help you're so awesome everybody fucking loves you how cool you are I
don't have any fucking money to buy I literally bought all the spears I could
there were no more spears I still missed every fucking every swing I missed
every single swing well you're so cool you are the coolest with this tidbit of
knowledge unfortunately what do I do when the game is a miserable piece of
shit
God, this game sucks.
I've been selling your missiles.
There's like five Nomads, we need to take these guys out.
Well, at least it's not, eh?
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
Uh, MAKTRA, thank you for the 72 months! Thank you, Mack Dra!
Guys, there's no way we could have won this one, there's no way. Alright, we all died, great.
But, what a run-
Frame Run!
What an awesome run!
It's a lot of fighting 7000s fighters.
Ah, Snarky Shane, thank you for the 6 gift subs.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
I don't know why this game is so fucking stupid, dude.
This game is really so stupid, honestly.
Week 2 loss, you know, the Jets,
the Jets are gonna go again here.
All right, who is this chat?
Yeah, we just died again.
Yeah, we just died.
Dodges, the ban hammer, I'm afraid you dodged that
about as well as your character dodge.
Ah, let's see.
Papa Carl.
Um, Zayran.
Why are we all the dog?
Everybody the dog.
I nominate myself mr. But mr. Putts blog
Mr. Putt blog pat pat
There we go
I'm sure you're gonna be an awesome character
to him. Alright, let's see, let's find all the cripples. Not a lot of cripples in this
town bro how am I supposed to hire people they're not cripples
I'll take this guy and this guy kind of expensive and buy some spears and
and some shields
We know how well this all works
This guy is apparently inevitably he's gonna be like a really good archer if he manages to survive
But let's face it. He probably won't
My first every time I think you should be the face to crossable to put me out of my misery
Let's see.
I think that's too expensive here.
All these missions are this.
Thievery.
Alright.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, it's like across the water?
Can I cross this?
Okay.
I guess we're gonna, we're gonna leg it across.
It'd be a good axe to burn.
Oh, is that, is that considered archery in the way the game works?
Bro, if we fight, we only have five guys and there's seven.
If we fight that, we're gonna die.
Let's go see if we can go hire some more dickheads over here at Lightfest.
Any throwing weapons?
Did I name these guys?
I didn't name these guys, chat.
Hang on, who are these guys?
We got two more dickheads to name.
Who's this?
M. Doys and alright. Ready to die.
It's Randall Looch and we're going to hire some more dickheads over here too.
I can be your dickhead, baby.
I guess I have to wait.
How many dickheads hire me? How many dickheads we got in here, anyhow?
Alright, let's see. Taylor. This guy is a... let's hire this guy.
Have a Vagabond's, hire him, and a Taylor.
Okay, what about for sale?
Spears, shields.
There's a pike here that's on sale. A pike is pretty nice, right?
I'm kind of, you know what? Fuck it. I'm buying the pike too.
Yeah, it's a cheap pike.
I'm gonna give this guy the pike.
Alright, who's this chat?
Pike him up.
The pike is gonna change everything.
It's DnB.
Yes, in my dick head for hire
All right, and who is this I
Won't disappoint the finer
He doesn't look he doesn't look like he wants to be a character. So he gets to be a character and
We'll give you the axe I guess
And uh, let's see.
Alright, now we're gonna double back.
I think they're over this way.
Uh, I need allies.
Uh, Anonym, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that, thank you Anonym.
Now we're a little bit better equipped.
Thank you Anonym, thank you my mom machine, appreciate it guys.
Rigen thugs.
The bad NFL teams keep getting wiped.
Engage.
I'm a hell of a hill terrain here, huh?
Oh Chad, how do you, uh, how do you correct this again?
I can't recall.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.
I don't know why the game does that.
Missed an 84% Jans.
So round swing would even hit my ally here
here
Oh my god
Okay, Mr. Puttblog is actually hitting stuff.
That's pretty nice.
Jeez!
PuttBlog hit all of his shots.
Okay, nice, bro. He's like he nailed these guys, man.
I mean, we're gonna try to run down, right? We don't want this guy to get away.
You got the Tier 2 dagger, get him? Yeah, we're going for him.
There we go. Alright, oh, I guess I forgot the name of
Oh well. Alright chat. DNB got his fucking head cut off. He's dead. And Randall Looch also died.
I'm not toast. Thank you for the sub. Appreciate that dude. Thank you. I'm not toast.
As much as I like Neo, I really missed this game.
Alright, so we definitely had a couple deaths, but not too bad.
Honestly, the dude, Zaren did pretty well.
Papa Carl did good.
Dude, Crossbow, Mr. Puttblog, two kills.
I think he got every, he hit every shot.
Damn, not bad at all.
It's an audition.
Yeah, we're going back to get paid right now.
How long has Nioh 3 overall just got passed first?
I was just fairly long.
It wasn't like crazy long, just fairly long, like what, 30, 40 hours, something like that?
Yeah, the demo and then the game on top of that.
I could do more as well.
There's all kinds of missions and stuff I didn't do.
I don't think we made the money back. We did to do that
You care about escorting now. I don't care about escorts
Escort why are they all escorts? Why are they all escorts? We can't do escorts. Why is everything a fucking escort?
Package delivery, they're all escorts.
This game is really fair when it comes to, you know, of all the things I would say I
experienced in this game, fairness is not one of them, okay?
Willhelm the Fool.
Okay, so we got a new guy.
hire this guy. I can't afford to hire that many dudes, though.
I
Jett who are these guys
Who's this? Don't pick me. I will miss non-stop.
Thuna Rez. Okay? You're hired.
Who is this guy?
I want to serve. Mako Phantom. You are, you are now serving.
I'm cavern of the dead east and somewhere on the region of thorn bale. Oh, okay
somewhere east of thorn bale. Let's go do it. Can we have some hats, please? I have no money at all.
So you're gonna have to do without hats for now.
Yeah, I don't have a single hat.
I'll give you the dagger.
I'll give you a dagger.
Okay, let's go back
You said money to be guarded a caravan team for just to had hats
In a shipment I need a bunch of sturdy stores to help make sure it gets there safely
40 crowns and another 150 when the job is done. Okay, sure. Yeah, let's do it
That's why not, we swear to God we're gonna get jumped immediately.
Not nearly enough for an escort mission.
Okay, here's my plan.
I am going to run away and let them do it.
I was a good hit, but our pay on this one was like ridiculous.
It was like, what was it?
Like a hundred, it was like a hundred coins,
we gotta fight goblins.
Shhh.
I know, I know. It's like, honestly, it feels like caravan stuff, like you should like literally
never do it.
Well, there goes Mako Phantom.
You shot definer in the back you asshole!
This is for $100!
Why is there no sense of scaling or anything in this game?
Is it for $100?
It's like totally random
A mission that gives you like $1000 could be easy as fuck and a mission that gives you $100 is gonna be the fucking fight of your goddamn life apparently
You better get something good for this
I hate goblins, dude. I hate these fucking goblins.
I don't think I'm ever going to take another fucking caravan escort again. I don't think
I think I'm ever gonna take one of these things again.
Another one down.
I don't think I'm taking any more caravan escorts.
It's total waste.
This is how it turns out every fucking time.
This is what it is, every time.
It's some fucking bullshit every time.
I
Haven't
This is all like crap right I'll tell you what though these bowlers are nuts when they throw that shit at me
That shit hits me every time
All right dead already
Mako, Phantom dead, Definer dead, and M. Doi's dead.
You think those are these, you think the Notch blades are good starting weapons?
You think so?
The Thalysion seems okay.
No, it seems okay.
I swear to God, if we get attacked again, take the beer, are we going to get attacked
again?
I swear to God, swords are high fatigue weapons, 190 coins to lose like four characters is unbelievable.
Um
All right Papa Carl leveled up health
Fatigue resolved sure
Even fast adaptation and
Let's give you health and stamina there.
Give you fast adaptation as well.
We're gonna go a lot with fast adaptation here.
So we don't have like any money.
We really don't have any money.
I can't even afford to hire cripples at this point.
Uh...
This guy wants $350, but we can't do that. I need something like, um...
Deliver something.
An escort. Go fuck yourself with the escorts.
Oh, why are they all caravans?!
Every single one is a caravan!
Why are they literally all caravans?
What are we doing here?
Every single one is a fucking caravan!
I can't afford to hire any of you guys, I gotta go to the next town.
expensive all caravans bro every single one I cannot begin to explain the level of bad
luck you've had with caravan missions bro immediate goblins I'm like on a hundred and
Like, the thing pays like a hundred coins, and the game's like fucking bend over, baby.
It's like a hundred coins.
Give me a break.
Who's taking it, man?
Okay, this is, uh, yeah.
There we go.
Deliver cargo.
That's fine.
Hang on, let's wait here for a minute.
We're going to wait here for a minute and see if I can hire somebody else here.
I did beat Nioh3, yeah.
Oh, look, cripple's perfect.
Okay.
Scholar.
Okay.
Okay, I've got a good feeling I'll go the distance pick me
So these these goblin things fucking suck
Em cat thank you for the seven usually think for the 54 months em cat the cripple
And ready and one more
RDFA, thank you for the 500 bits. Appreciate that. Thank you RDFA
Make it so
just found mouse poop behind my oven and under my sink thanks for keeping me company while
I cleaned everything unexpectedly
I want to have to deal with that
uh j boogie thank you very much for the 47 months really appreciate that thank you j
boogie
There's a mod that shows the stats range for each background, I'm going to buy some food.
Poop carries a virus that can kill you.
Okay, what you got?
Um, kill the brigands too if you wouldn't mind.
Sure.
Insighting that to a good place to invest,
you decided to offer the protection of your company
and take out work, guys.
We're all in good spirits and we gained some renown.
You have a bit of money, let's see if we can hire somebody
or maybe buy some hats or something.
I
Think ripples
Let's go hire this guy to
He's got this crappy goblin shield
I'm giving that I should probably give him the spear honestly be better
All right
Only got seven dudes hopefully it's not too bad of a fight
Hydrocarver thank you for the audio we got to name this guy hang on who's this
this. This is all I have, you know what? 3H Hydrocore. Hang on, you're in. Let me disappoint
you again, you know, this boy once isn't enough, you gotta disappoint me again, buddy.
Seven on seven Brigham thugs
Um
I shot what's um put you in a shield wall put you in a shield wall make it so
Happy Anniversary.
SHIELD WALM!
shit
uh... why show jank thank you for the forty eight months really appreciate
that thank you jank
I
Well, like hydro core just died
I'm
Alright.
Don't you fucking dare kill that guy.
Don't you fucking dare kill that guy be so unfair if you killed that guy minus 51 bits
there we go it's over looks like the only death was Hydra core well thanks to
bits man 3h Hydra core there he goes
We got a hat, hatchet, spear, some stuff, yep.
Do you ever have the Bulldog chips?
Actually, yes, I have.
I have them.
They're pretty good.
They're not too bad.
Okay, it's like this guy leveled up. Let's give you this this and how much initiative
would really help you? And I'll give you fast adaptation.
Yeah, boy. Thanks so much. The shrimp and ponzu by bowling. I had bowling last night.
I was not feeling good. Sometimes I had bulldog and I'm like the next day I'm like am I sick?
I was not feeling great last night. It's probably not a good sign for food. We got a good sign.
You have like an easy mission I need this delivered okay
I accept anybody else I can hire this guy let's go hire engulf he's not too bad
What do I have to give Ingolf spear and shield?
There we go.
Let's go back this way.
Well, there's something you can do to not eat food.
Well, I mean, I was kind of in a shitty situation anyway, because like, you know, we didn't really
have anything else to eat, so I've been streaming all day, so.
That or order out or something getting a run going is the hardest part. Oh, did I had did I name this guy hang on?
Chat who's this?
Can I be engulf sure twain toss
There you go, you're hired
Let's see, we need to get our force to a dozen men, 2000 crowns, um, we'll go with that,
we'll try to get to a dozen men, that's probably the easiest one.
It's not if you know what you're doing, well I mean I'd love a fucking pointer, I feel
People are always like dude buy more spears and like I spent all my money buying spears and shit now everybody's dead
So like what do you like I bought spears everybody died anyway
So your muscles
This guy's really cheap 70 bucks. Hey hell yeah, like a super discount guy
All right
Whoa, look at this guy. He's gonna die before he gets to that point, but man, he's got crazy stats, huh?
One thing he's gonna live that long
That's not me
Alright, who's this? I'll be your bargain this guy was cheap
waste of three stars
Make him a background take care. I don't know if it's gonna make a difference. I'll try it, but
It's me. Purpo-nade. I don't think I've ever seen you be a character. There you go.
A day east. I probably need food too.
Uh, where are we going?
Day my ass.
No, I've never really, I've seen, I know Perpenade, I mean, he's never been a character before
is what I meant.
Papa Carl gains plus one max fatigue.
All right, I'm really good about remembering people.
I especially remember people who have wronged me
in some way.
It's the best 87 at mark max.
Oh yeah, I'm very good at remembering that.
Get on the list.
Like dying in the first battle.
I do not remember who picked Shenmue, no I do not.
The Mixin' Enemies list.
I do remember Toasty, I don't know if I'll ever forget Toasty.
There are two Gabagools in chat.
Shenmue did not wrong me.
lurker here never I've seen your name before I recognize you I was loving
somebody's like a bit barb doesn't recognize me and they chat like once a
month it's like bro how do you expect me to measure remember you what do you I
don't have photographic memory bro general backseater here let's complete
I think the trilogy is a very ominous thing to say to me, it really is.
I remember you, Barb remembers everyone, I do my best, I do my best, I think I'm pretty
good at remembering people, but it's hard.
I read some of your messages that you're happy, I try to read as much as I can.
to find the ruins of Orcbane Keep, uh, except the east and somewhere, somewhere in the east.
So, we have a very big lack of hats.
Um, chat, okay, question.
For the battlebrothers, for the lords of battlebrothers.
Worth it to buy hats?
Just so my character's gonna die in one fucking hit, right?
Because if you get headshot, that's like it, right?
Worth it to buy hats?
are you know what all right one two three four buy the hats hat
hat okay everybody's got a hat except for my archer guy but he's not on the
front lines so I think the reason why I hate archers more often than not is
because they end up lasting longer.
So like every miss like pisses me off.
That's our must write.
So then you really need, you really need those things, right?
OK, so we got to go.
Why was working to the east and around the region of grit stone?
So we're here.
So when they say east.
Can I like just around here somewhere?
Maybe I'll climb the mountains.
Oh
Pretty slow
I would like to say hey you actually hit your shot so i'm okay with it
Remember when you bullied your akuma
Uh, I've played a lot of people in Street Fighter
Wine glass emoji. Here's my yearly subscription a tree of light. Thank you for the 12 months
Appreciate that dude. Thank you very much
Okay, East just keep going East
Any tree of light oh my god, we're gonna starve to death
Okay, let's try to not starve bamboozled I want to starve I know I know
I got a didn't list I hate starving I think it's your light appreciate it man
thanks so much for the 12 months
there we go
and that's orcs in there bro fuck that shit man
I can't afford any followers right now, there's not much I can do about that.
I really like this game, this is like one of the old, like I really want to play this
game and I also fucking hate this game.
Like this game, I really enjoy playing it and you know fuck this fucking game.
the rock thank you for the 103 months
sure that thank you dude
now I'm not taking care of it's no no care of it's
nope not worth it every caravan I get is a fucking disaster no it's gonna be like
You're $130 to go fight fucking 100 goblins or some shit. No no no am I excited for Mario tennis fever?
Not particularly
This time it's gonna be different it feels like I'm being fucking abused by these fucking missions
Kara vanguards, nope
I don't trust the foul beasts. That's gonna be something really fucked up. I don't trust it
Yeah, I don't know I don't know what that's gonna be, but I just know it's gonna be something fucked up
How do you get money in this game could be yeah, it could be spider how the fuck do you get money in this game dude?
You play this game a while back. It feels familiar. I mean I was playing this last week I
Haggle for more money. Yeah repair and sell things that makes sense. We'd have to actually get weapons though
There's no missions here
Skip to level 1 contracts brother have you not seen this fucking game have you not seen
what happens on the caravan missions?
No no caravans.
No why is it all caravans?
It's all caravans.
Why is it all caravans?
This is gonna kill my run, like why are we doing here?
Yes it was, it was a caravan, yes it was.
That was a caravan.
I need a caravan.
You know what?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Was it pay? Yeah, sure!
Let's do it!
Hell yeah, man!
You're gonna die now, it's not good hasty, bro, we're fucked.
We're gonna get paid for every attacker we kill.
Uhhh, back off, man.
Sure.
Four days to the northeast.
This is fucked.
I'm not even gonna, when something fucking happens here, I'm not even gonna fight.
I'm just gonna quit.
Ha ha ha ha.
Are we like off the map where the fuck?
It's weird I can't I can't go to the right oh my god.
Bro I joined like the biggest caravan of all time.
Jesus
Brigham marksman some Brigham Raiders. Yeah
There are 14 of us and six of them.
Bro, these guys are gonna be fucked up, dude.
I think we're dead.
You got you killed?
You are dead.
Yeah, you died.
These guys are gonna fuck us up.
kind of feel like I have to get over here to protect him
That was a bad move Wow, that was a big fucking
Jump man.
Ah, we're screwed now, yeah.
Now we're fucked.
of
Yeah, fucking caravans, man.
I mean, what other option do I fucking have, dude?
Like, to see only thing.
I don't understand this fucking game, like, at all, man.
don't I don't know I don't know what the game expects me to fucking do dude like
here's all right you need money better go get some money all of your missions
are things that are going to fuck you up like I don't I really just genuinely
don't understand and now we're all gonna eat shit and die I don't get it
Yeah, man, let's kill one, that's kind of an accomplishment
It's
perfect.
This is fucked.
Block.
It's like you just have it feels like I just have to hope the beginning doesn't suck dick
It's what it feels like it feels like I'm just like please don't suck dick in the beginning and it's just that's
That's just the game though, you know like I don't know like the missions
Like it's not only the missions, but like the kinds of fights and like the random loot you get like I'm just like hoping things go
Not bad and they just always are
and broke my shield
Oh my god
fuck
Oh shit, I didn't realize
Now, dude, Perpenade walked around that whole fuckin' field just to die like that.
What a fuckin' loser.
He can't do much, he's getting tired.
All right, EM cats, and let's see, maimed foot and cut leg muscles on you, split
knows on you and what do we get a helmet dagger nothing too crazy across another crossbow okay
all right honestly all the arming sort of loan is worth it you think so all right actually
is really valuable. Now, all right, should I sell it or use it? Use it. Let's see, fast
Next adaptation on you, Apokarra leveled up, you're his shield broke, so it's giving you
a new shield.
Using on bros over 75 attack, the only one who's even remotely close is this guy at 64.
And he's also got the pike too, like the pike is really important, don't you think?
don't want to lose the pike. Um,
Apocaro is probably our best dude. Let's give you that.
I'll give him the sword,
arming sword and let's go level him up again.
I'll give him more attack might be good
Okay archery
Fatigue morale on you. It's a mr. Butt plug. I'm surprised we lived that honestly
It won't matter when we get to another fight in a few minutes either
All right Zaren leveled up melee, melee defense, HP, now let's go gifted for you too.
Melee, melee defense, more HP, anything else?
That's about all we can do.
We got 70 armor too.
I can give another guy a dagger.
Someone's armor is broke.
Yeah, this guy's armor is broke. It's true
We'll repair it as we go to right all right
We're so like I don't think we're even close though
Honor the dead
Wait, we're gonna get attacked again immediately how far away are we by the way? Oh
Oh, we're almost there bro make it come on make it wrong veteran
There's 10 of us?
Aw, bro, we're screwed.
There's no way, man, we're screwed.
After all after that success, we're gonna be immediately screwed over here, aren't
we?
So these are the two caravan hands.
Are the donkeys considered also a character?
I mean, what's my best bet here?
Like what do I even do?
You can win this?
No problem.
I may have already fucked up, man.
I don't know.
I may be already screwed, I will fight to the end, I don't think I have much of a choice.
Go all in.
that took all my movement I just fucked myself
I can't even guys just sit now I didn't do anything or flocked
He's already fleeing.
Just chill.
Aw, who was that?
Caste just died
of
I mean, what do I do?
I wish the caravan guards would fucking do something.
Oh, there goes my crossbow guy.
I know the guards just sit there and watch you die.
Nice job.
He's exhausted sword fight
Oh wait.
Oh so I don't have um, nice.
He's almost dead.
Ah, nobody died. Seriously, fuck man, even he lived. Uh, injured kneecap. Broken knee.
I mean, he's an archer, so that's okay. He's just a turret now. Uh, alright, nobody died.
You can pick shields up in the ground, can you?
Got some morning stars, a flail, some helmets, okay, okay.
Caravans are the best, no, they are fucking not.
Oh my God, please just make it.
Yeah, I think broken knee is the worst.
Holy crap, dude, what a fucking,
what a trial it was to make it here, huh?
Geez.
My goodness.
Bro, we got fucked up.
Funa Rez somehow came out of all that, like, fine.
He's chill.
Yeah, I think you've earned a helmet.
I don't know how Twain Toss is alive at all.
I think you've earned a helmet.
a couple of bruises a couple of missing we got a missing finger split nose split
shoulder hey man I still sleep man let him sleep they earned it well I'll step
And then if I have to
They're sick they're sleeping let them sleep
Give me this
Give gifted to tuna rezz let's get in the defense defense health
I think Thuneraz deserves something a little better. Let's give him the mace
All right
Late night dad energy
Yeah girls had a girls had a rough night last night, but apparently they're still sleeping like they slept like shit
But apparently they're still sleeping so I might let him sleep if they're sick like am I gonna stay up tonight?
I'll stay up tonight. Okay
All right, so we can't get a job here. We might be able to hire somebody new
Let's go clear out the crap out of my inventory now
Alright, let's see, can we hire somebody?
Who do we got?
This guy is a messenger.
Alright, let's go hire this guy, Gebhard.
Alright, chat, who is this guy?
I don't know why you'd want to join my company after that shit. We just went through
You plan to play the new DLC for last spell I haven't played last spell in like a hot minute
I'd like to I'd like to I just haven't I bet dude my time has been so bad recently
Hydro core thanks a bit I will join the jets come join the New York Jets
everybody's
Here they're a winning team
I am willing to die a useless death.
Let's see, who is this going to be?
I'm going to go to the bowlers over the shadow.
The goblins fucked me up with those bowlers, I'll tell you that.
Kefka Sloth.
Or is it Kefka's laugh, not Sloth?
Okay, so we can't get any jobs here.
You could theoretically also hire this guy.
Alright, let's hire this guy too.
Alright, Chad, who is this?
Wow, apparently he's pretty good.
He's got good archery skill.
We'll keep him well aware.
I think we need the frontliners right now though.
Your Chad Pennington.
Skeletor.
Tell us, Knack.
Thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it, dude.
Thank you very much.
As an actual jet fan, this has not been painful enough.
All right, Rollo the Viking.
All right, you're hired.
Now we need to go find some place that has a job for us.
Let's go east.
You know this place isn't this place well supplied.
Uh, maybe I want to buy some tools and food before we go.
Ah.
I
Got some uh, Brigham thugs and Brigham poachers
Engage can you heal in this game? Yeah, your guys heal over time
So
Oh that guy does not have like any HP.
Seriously?
Oh my god that was such a good shot on that guy.
What the fuck?
Did we get a score for Neo?
I would give Neo a 7.5 out of 10.
Really enjoyed it.
I think that Neo 2 is better, but I still really enjoyed it and I had a fun time with
it.
Remember the Dallas Cowboys? They were slaughtered by orcs.
hmm this might have been a fight I didn't want to take I don't know
Um, can't really move you forward as we're walking into a spear wall here.
Wow, man.
I
Bro that guy is crazy what the fuck
How did he just die?
You got reposted to death?
Well, jeez, I don't know, oh he died from bleeding, Kefka's laugh, he's dead, and Rollo
the Viking died. There you go.
I don't think there's really anything really worth dying in that fight for.
We did level up a little bit.
Maybe it was worth it just for the levels.
Okay, Zaren is getting pretty sick nasty at fighting though.
He's getting pretty sick.
I don't think Shield Expert is that great.
I'll take Backstabber.
uh...
yeah i like i like backstabber that guy pop a car was doing really well to
uh... health
this one this one
and uh... he's got pretty good defense on a
he's got really good defense actually okay we'll give you that
Better put them on the back with rain. Yeah, I don't but I don't have any range to weapons. You know, I have that
Okay, pitchforks are cheap
Is there reason you never take nine lives? I don't know. I haven't really played that much of this game
So I'm pretty new to everything
All right, let's see
Backstabber doesn't work. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it works
This guy is pretty cheap. He's a laborer. Let's hire Tostig
This guy is a cultist. I don't know what the deal is with the cultists
I've never had a cultist before and let's go take Anton
Alright, yeah, we got two new dickheads
They both seem pretty decent and melee not too bad
I'll go see if there's any pitchforks for sale here, too
Maybe there maybe we can buy a pitchfork or something
Um, a huge dickhead pick me.
Alright, who is this guy?
I'm gonna die.
Danger Tater.
And who's this guy?
Ophelia Payne.
There we go.
Okay, what are you selling here?
They are selling Pitchforks.
You characters have to get kills and stuff to gain experience.
Is it just being a part of a battle that does it?
Good luck.
We're being about to get bonus six okay, so you get you get experience no matter what but you get bonus experience for that
Okay
What's your mission here?
Now I think we're kind of
We're really dinged up. We need to like pass some time. And we need something like nice
and easy we can do right now. We need some time. Feel up. Repair up. Drink at the tavern.
Try drinking at the tavern
That's how you gain like rumors, right?
You guys have shit morale camping hills you found how do you camp?
There's a way that I didn't know there was is there a way to camp in this game
You press T your guys wait this is I didn't even know this was a thing
I didn't even notice the thing you in camp so if you in camp what happens you guys like
they heal faster or something?
I literally didn't notice the thing.
Did you get to play Manus? It's from the same devs.
Oh, no, no, I think that game's still in early access, right?
Um, yeah.
Bro, RDFA is like the worst right now. You know what?
RDFA, you go back there.
You are actually the worst right now.
It's a higher heal and repair rate. Okay
Yeah, everybody's good except for
Everybody's good except for him the split shoulder makes him like almost worthless
So we'll we'll keep him back. I don't want to lose them either right now
You're not dead. No, it's true
You know what, these are briggin guys, you'll be fine.
You'll be alright, don't give me that face, you'll be fine.
is not hitting the bar. Can he grow back his missing finger now? I don't think he can.
Bye, Artie. They're only brigging thugs. You guys can take them.
Is there a way to look at a character, um, yeah, is there a way to look at like a character
to see his skills or something?
You're gonna start at 2020?
No, it's I.
Ah, okay.
Okay.
Yeah, you know, the best thing I can do with you is just have you do that.
Wow bro like that was ridiculous he's got a shield you just instantly fucking folds
like he's what is he a fucking made of tissue paper that fast like that give me a fucking
Break dude.
Good shot.
of
Nice.
Alright.
Well that was a broken elbow guy.
Do not let this motherfucker get away.
Do not let this guy get away bro.
Thank you.
Bro, he lives again when he's got a cut artery, bro. How is Arteef and the missing ear?
How is Arteef A keeps living?
Uh, Ophelia got fucked up, got a pierced leg muscle, uh, twain toss leveled up, um...
I'll give you colossus. Yeah, look dude. Oh my god. You have to scroll down broken elbow
brah, he's worthless now, all right, we're gonna fire him.
Missing ear, missing finger, cut artery, and a split shoulder, we gotta get a new guy.
Put him down.
He's getting fired means he gets timed out.
He gave it. He did. He tried. You know, he really did try.
He's the team mascot. It's not even getting. Well, we have to work for.
I have to like unequip all of the stuff too, right?
It doesn't just do it automatically.
Alright, we're taking your stuff.
Sorry, RDFA.
Uh, dismiss.
130?
Did I just pay him?
I hope I didn't pay him that.
No, he's kind of we're cutting them loose
It'd be funny if he would show up later as like a brigand or something that'd be pretty funny
Okay, we're gonna hire this guy
that have lasted that long. And this guy, uh, thanks so much, Beast Sun. Appreciate that,
dude. Thank you very much. Apparently that guy's really good at archery. Three stars in archery.
I do have a quiver of arrows. Okay. This guy is good at nothing. All right, yeah, who is
this guy? Given the bollas? Did you not even get to attack? Let's see. Anth-Beno. There you go.
You're hired and this guy is good at nothing
Colburn thank you for the sub appreciate that. Thank you very much. That's me. I'm nothing star
base saints
all right
Spear a shield hat
We're gonna give Twain toss the helmets and we'll give you the hood.
He's not that good at archery now but he's got pretty good potential for archery in the
future so we'll see what we can do.
Okay, is there any other work here?
Kill them all now. We're not gonna take that one for now
All right, let's go back north
He's got good fatigue and 50 melee on this guy. Oh, yeah, this guy this guy doesn't seem too bad
So you get 86 it's not too bad
He's got higher fatigue than Papa Carl does although that might be because of the stuff
he's wearing is why his fatigue is higher and that might be part of it.
guys near the enemy every fights. I need a bunch of stuff to help make sure this is
see this is a an escort this is an escort. Yeah, no. No, no, that escort that escort
scares the shit out of me man.
Level one and level two, honestly you could get a level one mission and you can get the
most fucked up shit imaginable like it doesn't, I don't think it means anything dude.
Oh yeah, yeah, so what, what, if you pay at a tavern, what do you actually get?
I
So you do that instead
Morale boosts would also get the drunk trade high morale awesome combat bonuses
Oh, you mean just drink to give my guys like higher morale is what you're saying
I'll carry around all this crap.
Oh, you know, since he's an archer, would it be better to just give him the crossbow?
I can't hit the crossbow.
Well, actually, I don't know if I have any bolts.
Oh, I actually do.
I don't know if the crossbow would be better or not.
Okay, what's the mission here?
No.
Sorry.
Nope.
Not taking that shit.
No, no, no.
Flails and handaxes are worth it to repair for selling.
So like if I have like, okay, let's say like put this here.
Is this, is this repairing, it's repairing it now, right?
I guess we'll know if it's um if our tools are going down right
Oh, you can like repair. So if I go here, ah, I see. So now we're marking stuff to repair.
Okay. So I don't have to actually equip it then. Gotcha. I did not know that. That is another
mechanic I did not know
is this a tile it's a castle uh no good jobs around here man so I I did that
long mission to go over here now I'm running back forward looking for a
job to get me out of here but all these all these caravans coming up here to
these towns is kind of rough
I am now bronze three in SF six consider this a damn payment for the therapy you will need
after facing a legendary bronze warrior.
So we repaired the boondock bow and sell that one.
Let the other stuff keep preparing for now.
No jobs here still.
Uh, hey, thanks so much. I'm remarking mark. Appreciate that man. Yeah, I don't play Street Fighter that often but we'll play again sometime
Still no jobs man, where's the jobs bro? I'm gonna have to take one of these fucked up caravan jobs
Good selling price is a wooden show that sells 15 more gold than you make profit.
Uh, good selling price is a wooden show.
I don't know what that means.
Even the desolate mausoleum northwest of here.
Um, or what?
Oh, I accept.
Okay.
Come to first, the rulers of Graven, I need not bring the greed unless even to us, right? We'll pay you well.
Um...
Okay, weird.
Uh, dude, I'm scared of the swamp, actually.
Last time I was in a swamp I got fucked.
Uh, Jace Windu, thank you for the sub. Appreciate you, thank you Jace Windu.
Underbaked cookies, thank you very much.
Yes, we've found it so now I don't know that guy said he would all he had like a different
offer for us when we go back or something.
If it sells for 15 it's average it sells for 18 plus it sells for less than 15 buy
stuff.
Oh, okay.
I mean, that kind of makes sense.
can tell you but it also tells you those like you don't need that to do that you
can just look at what it says though that's not pretty give you for your
silence
why get paid only once if we get paid twice wait what does that mean should we
do this and then agree.
Hey!
Hell yeah, we'll get paid twice, bitch. Hell yeah.
Yeah, see, I can just look at this at a glance and be like,
that is not worth it at all.
We're pretty low on, um, food.
Let's buy some food.
Fuck these dudes.
Big reputation hit though.
We're still unknown, so I don't know if that makes a difference.
This flail is worth 1,300, damn.
Or actually, this is probably the healthiest we've been.
So
Mr. Putt blog is still sucks, but he's honestly just a turret, so that's fine
Everything here is really expensive, too. Oh
That's a really worthwhile time to buy some armor I have to find an armor or somewhere, right?
I could probably hire anybody else here. Let's see
I'll hire this guy.
It feels like a waste to repair a fucking hat, but whatever.
All right, let's go down here and then I might I may have to leave this area to try to get
back west. Or I guess I could push through south to the W. That'd be a pretty tough
journey though. Yeah, so the broken knee would, I think broken knee is worse for a guy who's
in the fighting line as opposed to a guy who's just, he's just shooting in the back. So
he's offering you 2000. I don't think we're going to be able to do that one reporting
for duty? Oh, did we not hire? Hey, did we give a name to this guy? Alright, Chad, who
is this? Yeah, we're not doing that one. I know I'm not I'm not stupid. Ron Nation.
hired. I ain't stupid. Here, let's repair these.
I'll go sell these oh it's worth 900 actually yeah let's maybe let's so we're
gonna try going let's go back here then we're gonna go to fells walk next
I don't know what to do with that.
It's not a message given they'll get unmodded, yes it did, hang on, uh, modged in the VP.
There you go.
He's back.
He earned it no sword for Dan
Dan him again
We rated a
Woman comes out you head to the farm a few farm and straighten up in the field staring at choose your approach
When you near the home set a woman comes out to meet you what's right
I said oh as you want a few children come out and nearby and stand in the porch
They are you tend to leave behind the likes of an older man take only what is needed
Okay, I got I didn't feel like killing children
Okay, the tools here are pretty cheap. It's not too bad
Dude, look at how far if we want to go back, look at how crazy it is to get back.
Is it even worth it to go back?
I mean, I'm kind of ping ponging back and forward.
Ugh.
You didn't even pay them for the food you took?
I feel like that was the nicest thing we could have done out of those options.
That was a nice option.
The town has an armor.
I don't think we have enough money to buy armor right now, dude.
I don't think we have enough.
We can climb over the mountains and take us a hot minute.
We have a job here, let's see.
Armed escort three days of travel.
Oh.
No.
Oh, we barely survived the last one, man.
We're in better shape than we were,
but still no shot, man, no shot.
Oh, you know, we could actually go north.
I didn't even see this town.
We could go that town up there, too.
Let me just see if they have any jobs here.
No jobs
Well
Okay, let's head north
Yes, it was it said they needed they said they need an armed escort. Yes, that's that's a caravan. Yes, it is
What do you think an armed escort is, it's the caravan guards, that's what they need.
You know what, I'm going to read it very, very carefully next time.
But what's it like to actually have good weapons in this game?
I'll never know.
cargo five days to the south when we get almost two thousand for this yeah that
one was good bro that's where we got to go dude how long this is gonna take
forever all right
You should use more consumables like nets and traps.
I want to say if you click on something, it takes you there the fastest way, I think,
because I've seen it cut across.
I've seen it cut across.
I think it does that.
In five days is literally forever.
Yeah, yeah.
I think if you click on it, it takes you the shortest route.
Yeah.
We're about to go into the wilderness here.
I'm going to buy a salt as well.
Got Delta, how's it going?
What's going on here?
You know, it's Battle Brothers.
What are your thoughts on food mechanics in games?
Well, I mean, it really depends.
The food mechanics of Snake Eater and the food mechanics of Darkest Dungeon are two
completely different things, right?
So...
Gotta get the 12 dudes.
I wonder what happens when you get like... so that would increase like our reputation
or whatever, but I wonder if it's even worth it.
Yeah, this is a good this is a lot of money and there was like no fights
That's the kind of stuff you need when you need money right the emissions like that
Okay, we have a
flagellants
90 bucks pretty cheap and we got a bunch of
Monks here
Alright, I'll take this guy. It's we're up to 12 dudes
Um
Give you that and give you this and we can also buy some hats while we're here.
We got a whole bunch of dickheads now
Um
All of these guys not so good this guy has potential. All right, yeah, who is this guy?
Mine old fighting gives more money
Not necessarily dude. I did I got to do a hard-ass goblin fight a hundred bucks this one walk for a little while $2,000
Zell 562
Believer
Who's this guy I served you well before dusk 85 there we go
And another mission here
Five days north
Okay, I guess we're going we're going right back north again
Um
I could sell these uh, I could sell these for eight dollars in profit
Okay company gamer now and everybody's in good spirits and content
Okay, now we're gonna go right back up
We got plenty of food
Eight dollars
The brothers will prevail. Yeah, things go really well when I'm not fighting and getting
jumped and shit. All right, what do we got?
Hmm. It's only it doesn't seem like it's that many.
All right, I think we'll take this fight
Engage yeah, we'll take this fight 12 on 5
Nice fuck just Jesus game is such a fucking cheater
what a fucking cheating son of a bitch let me just throw this act from 70 feet
over there yeah no problem
make it so bullshit what a poor man thanks for keeping me company as I
search for new jobs
Ah, hey, Creamer Gaming, thank you for the 29 months.
Appreciate it, sir
Bro
Somebody's gonna die
20 armor shield guy will all die
I feel you hang on.
Oh, he's barely hanging on.
Is that motherfucker out of ammo yet or what?
He's gonna have a dagger now
Um
Okay, finally geez that guy's dead
Oh feel you held that hail like a champ will will let you rest
I
Okay
Beat me a three earlier today. Oh dude, we should be a dagger ring this guy. Can we dagger him?
Mmm
I think I might have just got him killed. Yeah, pretty sure I just got him killed
Whoa nice fucking head chopped his head right off, huh
I
You don't have a dagger run them down
Get the wrecked brick and I
Okay, we're hoping to dagger this guy
Uh, Twain Toss does have a dagger here.
There we go.
Uh, hey, you know what?
Nobody even died.
I thought we lost a guy.
Apparently not.
Uh, GG.
GG. We ended up getting a leather lamellar armor, a new helmet, a hooked blade, a short
sword. Okay. No, it seemed like not too bad. Not too bad.
Pooping Yeager. Thank you very much. Really appreciate that.
Yeah, I feel like I pretty fucked up pierced the cheek
Sooner us did pretty good on that. Let's see if you're res leveled up. Let's give you melee attack melee defense some of that
That, um, uh, Zell got a smashed hand and a fractured elbow, um, let's go give this
to Sooner as the laminar armor, and we'll give this, and I really deserves this.
can have that. Let's go, oh somebody gets a helmet here.
Let's give the helmet to danger tater.
Let's go repair the stuff that needs repairing here and all right. Not bad.
Oh, is that undead over there too? I still have to go all the way up here.
Oh, are these, uh, okay.
I was undead, we're chasing me, man. Oh, did I forget to get a perk hang on?
I did.
I'm going to give him nine lives.
So now Thunarez can come back.
I guess if he dies, it like momentarily lets you come back.
We'll see if that does anything for me. Yeah, we'll take that one
We'll do the trading and do that
Didn't I buy some stuff down there
Yeah, this is where I bought salt from and they still they're still selling salt
Uh, tavern, temple, okay, nothing really new here.
We are pretty low on medical supplies, is this place selling medical supplies?
Really expensive medical supplies, but alright.
I could sell these flails. That's not a bad deal 219 for the flails
Pretty much always want colossus on everyone I like colossus for sure and definitely like that one
The temple you can cure yeah, yeah, oh
I mean you can cure dudes for sure. Yeah, I'm not
I never claimed to be an expert at this game, that's for sure.
I'll go buy your cloth rolls.
I need to do that for my next quest anyway.
Well, camping a colorful wagon trowels up and sort of clinking jangling
Hand over your valuables you gained a gesture's hat and a loot and 93 crowns
Beating up justice the most profitable business at least with a busted mouth, maybe the mine will do his job better
He did get a gestures hat
So wait, you can actually wheel the loot as well.
That's pretty funny.
You know how clown?
i'm gonna be the most hated company in the world
bro that is a lot that was a lot of goblin raiders down there fuck that
i had never said i was an artist
All right
All right guys think we're going to
Save it there. Let's see
Let's see save our game
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We, our girls, our girls taking a long, long nap because they had a rough night.
They had fevers.
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Let me throw you folks to, where are we going today?
I'll tell you folks to
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