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Yo, what's up guys?
How's it going?
Good morning.
Happy Wednesday.
Hope you guys are all doing well.
What's up everybody?
We are jumping in today to Battle Brothers.
Hang on here.
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Put some buttons here.
Jumping into some Battle Brothers this morning.
I am very addicted to Battle Brothers.
I love this game.
I hate this game.
We have a pretty decent little company going out.
Let's continue and see what we can make happen here.
How are you guys all?
Good morning and happy Wednesday.
Hey Coach Hero, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
We've played a lot of different games today because we're playing...we're gonna
be playing some more Migenics for sure.
And then later today I'm doing Hell Divers I believe.
And I think there's another game we're going to play today so it's going to be a busy busy
day.
Busy day.
A lot of stuff going on today.
So let us continue.
Let's see what we can do.
Where are you guys all?
Alright so here is the company.
Lots of level 3s.
I think we have one level 5.
Uh, we have two level fives.
I did recently lose an archer.
I believe I have no archers of any kind.
Um, yeah, here we are with all the companies on the chat.
Uh, let's see.
How do we look in here?
I think I want to repair.
I guess we can go and repair this too.
How many tools do we even have?
We're pretty good on tools.
All right, I don't think I have a job right now.
There's definitely not gonna be any jobs here.
Let's go ahead back this way, I suppose.
Let's see what we do.
I want my bare suit.
Take it with the sub.
Appreciate that, dude.
Somebody was telling me that throwing dudes,
I might, next time I get a good guy
with a decent range skill,
I may make him just throw stuff.
Instead of the other thing, I might do that.
Yeah, I may try that.
Look at your jobs here.
Buy the trade good to sell it, but it's really expensive right now.
So I don't think so.
See, is there anywhere I am?
Let me pause.
Gonna see if there's any towns I've never been.
I guess it says I've never been there either.
Turnbuckle, thank you for the 60 months, really appreciate that.
We're watching somebody play Romeo Is Dead and it's messy.
Yeah.
I played...
I played No More Heroes.
And
Yeah, I'm good. I
Don't know of a suda 51 is my vibe. I
Get it like I understand the appeal for some people. I just don't think it appeals to me. So
Yeah, it's just not really for me. I
Think for some people though, it's like hell. Yeah, this is amazing. But yeah, not really for me
a really cheap uh really cheap supplies here or food rather
and what's your mission here
uh this dark spot would you go there
uh sure so i'm turning to the southwest and somewhere around the region of grit stone
I'm going to South West.
Okay, so he wants me to cross back across the water.
South West around the region of Riddstone.
May as well tell you why I bought a new bed.
After a year together, my partner and I are moving in together.
Omg, they were roommates.
Uh, Pepto Bismol, thank you for the bits.
Uh, why? Congratulations.
Uh, sound doctor, thanks so much. Appreciate that.
Well, they hear about people who like they didn't live together until they got married
and then they moved in together.
And like I can't imagine moving in with somebody after like let's say it's not too far east
of here.
I was so like straight east.
People who get married and then they start living together like they weren't roommates beforehand like that's crazy to me
Wait when he says east of here, he's telling me to go on the fucking ocean
Is it like down here could it be across the water?
It must be right okay, let's go across the fucking ocean again
Yeah, it's not like a disaster. Yeah, I guess people do that. Oh shit
No, no, bro
I'm good. You can hold those.
Uh, no need. We'll find that on our own.
I'm fighting that ship.
Every battlebrothers are ex-com too. I feel like they're pretty different.
They're different and similar obviously in different ways, but they're pretty different.
No mad outlaws, no mad archers, no mad leader, ooh, I'm good.
Uh, northwest of where we are.
I gotta go back for food.
Bro, these fine missions are like the worst.
Maybe it's like down on this little peninsula here.
I don't know.
They kind of hate these missions.
You gain a flask of blessed water.
Huh. Interesting.
Ah, that's a smug as gone.
We really burned through all that food pretty fast.
Make it so.
Bobslide, bobslide, bobslide
Maybe here?
There we go
That was way- I went really far- He says grit stone and it's like two inches over here, man
Uh, Phil Bowden, thank you so much, DJ Juice, thank you for the sub, appreciate the sub
guys, thank you very much.
Alright, well let's start heading over here.
Sheika, how's it going?
Do you think Phil Bowden, how are you guys all?
I hope you guys are having a good day so far.
Oh, congratulations, EptoBismol.
Here we go, verdict on the new cat game.
I'm enjoying New Genic so far.
I think it's weird how it's like a little repetitive to me a little bit because you
kind of fight.
It feels like I'm fighting the same things over and over and over, but maybe I've just
been unlucky or something.
I don't know.
Now let's see if we have a weapon Smith here.
A light Southern Mace.
Fighting Spear.
I wonder what kind of trade goods they have here.
That's some cheap food.
cheap tools too. I'll buy some tools and some more rice. Alright what's your
mission here? Beasts have set apart this room. We're not seeing a destruction of
manor. Alright some kind of monsters. Hunt down with terrorized. Alright sure.
Whatcha got?
What are we gonna be fighting here?
Serpents.
Ah, oh boy.
Alright.
I don't know what we got with Serpents, let's find out. I also have no archers.
of
That's a lot of snakes.
There's a whole lot of snakes.
What have you...
Wait...
A turn?
Are they also waiting?
I'm like we're just gonna stare at each other here, okay?
Everybody wait.
We're all waiting.
It's a well-organized snake militia.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
These motherfuckers gonna have like a ranged attackers on there, aren't they?
All right, if only you had archers.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, they just do this?
Oh, okay, well.
I'm going to try to run him around here.
40% 39 okay take the swing there
I might be losing somebody here we'll see
Ah brother gone for correctness so hard
This is where like the swap would be good ready if I could swap with them home from four days in Vegas for Super Bowl
Looking forward to fun recovery day watching the stream
Okay killed one point blank shot thank you for months all you went to the you went to
the Super Bowl home in four days in Vegas were you there for watching or gambling or
something it was a good time you all you were the streaker okay well it was good
Okay so whatever my odds are...
Alright, put yourself in the shield wall, correct this and hope for the best.
You know, Karikna survived a whole lot.
I said the snakes were too much for him I guess.
Just double kill like that? Nice job.
I might lose somebody else man.
might not be done yet you know they give you these little misch these monster
jobs and it like it just ain't worth it dude justice nipples I thought you should
just absolutely not take any monster jobs ever like do not take any of these
fucking monster jobs unless you want to all die
There we go, okay, dude, correctness lives on man.
I don't know how correctness gets to keep living, but looks like correctness lives on
snakeskins rainbow scales somehow he lives on.
Let's see, Danger Tater leveled up.
Let's see, Karina's how's he doing?
He's got good, but he's got decent melee defense, I feel like, because he lost his
helmet.
His helmet broke.
I suppose I could buy it at Justice Nibble.
Danger Tater leveled up.
Let's go give you health, this, and some melee defense.
Let's see
How much initiative do you have
39 and dodge might not be too bad
Dark apocalyptic, thank you very much
I shield expert that with you now let's go back dodge is bad I'm paranoid characters
is he paranoid man paranoid yeah I guess he is plus five re yeah he is paranoid
you're right if I realize that how are you enjoying me Jax I've enjoyed it we're
gonna play some more Mugenics. We'll play some more soon. Alright, so we can hire
somebody new here. We can hire a eunuch, a day tailor. This guy is indebted. Do we
buy a slave? Chris Dorner, thank you for the sub. Appreciate that. Thank you, Chris
Dorner was like a lot of fun
Uthman was accused of ravishing an old woman
Um
Hmm, I don't know get him out of here you can't corner the Dorner. Thank you Chris Dorner
Don't laugh at that who is Dorner I?
Volunteered to be a eunuch. Yeah, I don't know who I'm hiring here. I'm gonna hire this guy. He only cost 90 bucks
I'll hire this guy
Bro, he's actually got that 62 melee skill is actually not bad at all. All right chat. Who is this?
the 3k dude I spent money on one of those super 3k gold guys I did that shit
before he died instantly like I don't know man I'm not buying those guys put me
in curse Bruce abstruse yeah you're hired okay maybe this
Do this do I not have any oh I have a hat for you here you go
All right, let's say spices
So the rainbow scales I get a good price for them here
I may hang on to these until I get to like the next town or something
um
Anything else for sale here
Pretty nice helmet
This is for you
There you go.
Apparently this is worth nothing.
Uh, is this worth it to repair?
I'd be worth the repair, I don't know.
Uh, turnbuckle!
Thank you very much, I really appreciate that dude.
Oh yes, we are the New York Jets, that is correct.
Now, what's the other job here?
Yeah, apparently food is uh, we should probably buy food here
Okay, I'll buy the spices and maybe we could sell those in the town. All right, what's the other mission here?
Handle a fine material
Okay, all right except loader cargo about a day to the Northwest. Okay, we can do that
Hot dog, thanks so much turnbuckle thank you for the sub I appreciate that dude. Thank you very much
Make it so I don't know what that was. I'm gonna want to know what that was
Well, I did finally lose a run in mugenics last night, I did finally lose one
I won over and over and then I finally lost to run I
Lost a character and then everything there after that point. It was all downhill
And finally lose a run
Ah hot dog, thank you for the sub. Chicken, thank you for the sub.
Ah, let's see. Craig delivered to Dumbbell three days northwest.
Um, okay
So wait, we gotta go
Oh man, they want me to travel all the way over there shit
Give me a thousand dollars for it. Okay. We just gotta hustle across the goddamn world
It says version 0.0 have any two-handed swords I had a couple characters that I have I have a two-handed
what's it called I should go see and if they want to buy anything here I had a couple I have some
Two-handed weapons. Yeah, but no swords or anything like that
Are these scales and serpent skins are these ever gonna sell for anything more like probably not right?
It might be the best we're gonna get for these
Let's keep it going
Love battle brothers, um, I've had two-handed swords in the back
I don't know if I have any good characters to use them or anything
There's a lot of a lot of zombies there
Up j-man I was a gun good morning
Renegades Bastion
How are we looking?
We would have to probably run in there and hit him.
That would be our only option, right?
I wonder if we could take those dudes out.
We'll keep going with our current mission.
Shoulda Kingdom come to you yesterday,
getting your ass kicked, yeah, it's a classic Kingdom come.
Oh, we got a Necromancer.
And we got some Briggins.
So Briggins are chasing down some peasants.
Let's go help out the peasants.
Okay, they do have archers.
Bro, these, all right, you want these peasants?
These peasants came to fucking brawl apparently, look at these guys man, holy shit.
These peasants are playing no games, dude.
They're not to get fucking massacred as what's about to happen.
This game seems pretty unique.
I mean,
But Karrignus has like no health, but he's also, um, no real surprise on that one.
Okay, nice.
I'm just swinging at the guy with the axe.
I think these peasants might be better in melee than I am, honestly.
They might be more skilled in melee than my own guys.
We're trying to just get in his archer's face is what we're trying to do
Hmm
Hmm
It's when they share all the way around
It'd be cool if like you save some people sometime they're like hey I'll join you.
Ooh nice hit it.
Ah chop this fucking head off on that one.
hmm so they got six guys they got the archers I'm not too scared of but they
got these guys that are that are kind of scary
I
Right through now
Just swapping around
Corriganus eating shit once again dude. Corriganus? I don't know how he lives because he's been beat on so many times, dude.
Ah, it's a bonfire. How's it going?
Good job, Zayren.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
I'm sure you can.
Correctness is sin and shield wall buddy.
Oh
It's a lucid that's going yeah, I do I love I love this game and I hate this game
I doubt you're gonna get any kind of hits anymore
And I'm going down
You know somebody said that with a two-handed weapon hang on I'm doing with a two-handed weapon you don't get the benefit
Uh, backstabber? I don't know if that's true.
Double to 10% for each ally, cause with this, he's got like, it says like 95% chance to hit and shit, man.
I don't know if that's true. I think you do get it.
I really tore through that guy in a few seconds.
I'm just setting correctness to try to stop the archer from running away here.
I was just saying before you beat me he's probably still gonna die though
Somebody swing at this motherfucker and kill him please.
There we go. Now run down now. He doesn't get to live.
There we go. Good job.
Uh, it's like Pigman-y, Thuna-rez all leveled up.
Oh! You know, now the game gives me like a really awesome crossbow, right?
Like this is like a sick-ass crossbow when I don't have any archers anymore. I kind of bullshit is that
I'll have any archers
I don't say
So we got a male shirt repair the crossbow
They're these
Okay, Thuna Rez leveled up.
Health melee and melee defense.
And we gave him nine lives.
Let's give him a Colossus as well.
90 HP.
That seems pretty good to me.
I don't know if I have guys 90 HP frequently.
Let's see, pigman-y leveled up.
And, uh...
For backliners, I also like fast adaptation.
Like that for him, too.
Alright.
Q up a new turret? Yeah.
I mean, dude, somehow Karrignus keeps living.
This guy has been, Karrignis has been fucked up so many times.
You know, we need to, you know what? I think he's earned, he gets a slightly bigger shield.
There you go. Maybe that'll help.
All right, I ended up saving that one peasant.
Still a jet, still a jets.
Let's not number things near just because I use her but he mentioned a map
800 crowns no
That's a lot of our money no man, I'm good
He fought all the wars and made it through he's been fucked up a lot. Have you read Dracula?
Yes, I have read Dracula a long time ago
I dump chest thing for the 50 months really appreciate that. Thank you very much
I thought the Dracula was boring and I liked Frankenstein way more
Thank
Uh, barbarians, uh, they're all barbarians at tribal hobbles northeast.
The barbarians aren't too bad.
Um, they do have really high morale is the thing.
Yeah, good morale
That's uh, we're gonna camp and pause just briefly
I'm gonna go see their market here. Oh, do I have anything even to sell you I
I don't think these guys are I may as well just sell the snakeskin and stuff. They're never they're never gonna buy this shit
anything good for sale here I should really give some of my guys like bandages or something
All right, we got some barbarians to kill tribal hovels
hundred Dracula daily which takes all the interest and put them in the chronicle and
send you an email on a day sometimes a fun way to read through in small chunks that's
that's interesting. This might be this might be a tougher fight.
Kyrgyznyus could be the medic just runs around and heals people. This is either
the Nero Jets ready classes have his lone figure steps up between the
battle lines got a parted long beard knotted with tortoise shells and his
head is sheltered me the sloping snout of a wolf skull.
People with a battle between two men is just on them on the value.
Who fourth your champion?
Oh, no, no, no, we're not, we're going to burn down the whole tent.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not doing that.
So you could take a 1v1 there instead.
If you have like a lot of confidence in your dude, that's cool, but no, I'm not
doing that I'm good it's not that I don't trust Papa Carl it's that he's too
damn good to fucking like waste on this shit
You gotta hit that, man.
Hi Bruce.
Karrigna is getting D-ed on once again.
Football team this is the New York Jets.
He's already wavering, bro. Maybe Thunaraz needs a fucking more morale or something.
I may as well get in that guy's face because I don't want this guy throwing axes at me.
Um.
Good job Bruce.
Way to go.
What's up Vulcan? How's it going?
Bro we really uh, we slaughtered these guys.
This was uh, this was not close.
It doesn't mean a guy still can't die. Some stupid could still happen, but we're really massacred these guys, huh?
Kyrgyzness is still getting beat on.
I
And
Pyrrhygnes is sitting she'll wall
Another one down
You know you got to give it to Kyrgyzness he gets fucking beat on and he doesn't want he never really wants to retreat you got to admire that
Okay, I think they're they're all running away now
There we go.
Carrigna is leveled up.
I can't help it.
I'm rooting for the guy, dude.
Some furs.
All right.
Are we going to get jumped again leaving this place is the question.
Turn to Dunklewalled.
You can take more damage now.
in case we do get jumped we got a lot of levels Ophelia leveled up your your
resolve is shit
pretty shit resolve on you oh
adrenaline path finder
I'll give you nine lives
Scarface leveled up, nice
give you that
Cautioner, fast adaptation.
I'll give you nine lives.
I wonder how crippling strikes would be.
Who is, what is crippling strikes best on anyway?
I'll go with nine lives.
How was the new bed?
Um, so I got in the bed last night and uh, hey, Rom you
I believe in Barbara's king. I
Believe in Barbara's king cuz I love them in Mario and Dark Souls and Elden Ring
And zero Zelda and marbles and Street Fighter. They say I believe in Barbara's king
I believe in Barbara's king
Uh, Romulissies, thank you so much for the 10 gifts of man.
Really appreciate that.
Thank you Romulissies.
Uh, if you got a sub, enjoy.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that, sir.
Let's give him gifted.
Uh, Romulissies, thank you so much, man.
I really appreciate that dude.
Uhhh...
Yeah, I got a new bed.
It's the first night in it. I got out of the bed and I wanted to fuck with the settings to figure out, because it's like a movable bed.
I was trying to figure out what was best, but then Katie was like, stop it!
So, like, alright, fine. I didn't end up fucking with any of the things.
Katie was already she was already asleep at that point so it's like alright fine
I got a Tempur-pedic Tempur-pedic is what we ended up getting
and Colossus 80 HP on Nolr
I'll take fast adaptation on you. You're on the back line here. Let's head back. Yeah,
I was messing with it for a little bit, but I didn't know I couldn't mess with it too
much. So it's kind of a little bit smaller than our last bed, like a very slightly. So
It sounds like a little weird.
Okay, we're in, uh...
Uh, my mom's sheen. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
Um...
Where are we going now?
There was one other, I think I've been, I want to say I've been to every location.
There was one location down here I've never been.
I wanted to go there.
I'll start heading that way.
Uh, thank you, my mom machine.
Romulus, thank you so much for the 10 gifts.
I was mad. I appreciate that.
But yeah, I want to go like fuck with the settings and mess with stuff.
But yeah, Katie was already asleep.
She was like, yeah, stop it.
All right, fine.
Uh, maybe, maybe today I'll be able to mess with a little bit.
They say it takes time to break in the bed too.
Like it takes a little while.
Barbarian Reavers.
Yep.
It's like a firm mattress or whatever, so it takes a little time.
I'm sure I'll be latexed.
of
bro the throws man jeez
I
Think any of us can really get up there trying to get up on that hill as quickly as we could
Woah! What the fuck was that? Don't you dare kill him!
What the fuck?
Oh man, even Papa Carl- dude!
Holy shit!
Okay, we're getting fucked up!
I got the split king tempopedic with the cooling mattress
I have to refinance my home to afford it. It is the best sleep I have ever got give it a few weeks
And you will be sleeping good bar comfy
Yeah, I didn't sleep bad at all. I think it's just like getting used to a new bed is always a little weird I think
Man, I really don't want to lose a guy here to this.
I'm going to pull Thunaraz back.
Okay, I think it's awesome Jones with the bits appreciate that thank you very much.
Oh, me weapon! Thank you for the sub.
Motherfuckers are scary, dude.
of
it's a good point
bro they just won't die
Ah, bad breaker, thank you very much.
There we go, thank you!
Oh jeez. Man, that was a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. Crude metal helmets.
I was like way harder. Heavy throwing axes? Man.
That was a gnarly- That was like way gnarly.
145 on this helmet. That's not bad at all actually. It seems pretty good.
Ugh!
Was a- That was a gnarly fight.
Yeah, that helmet's actually better. It might be a lot of maximum fatigue we're missing out on, but that helmet's actually pretty good.
Not bad. Um...
I'll put you in. Oh, you know what? Oh, did his helmet, like, just straight up break?
Oh, no. Okay, there it is. Here, I'll give this to Thuna instead, and I'll give this
to you.
All right. Anything else we want to repair here?
If it's worth 360 at that, it might be worth repairing hammer, two-handed spiked mace.
Repair those two, I guess.
We'll see what we get.
All right, keep it going down this way.
Do I have any two-hander guys yet?
I've got guys in the back line, but no guys with like a sword or anything like that.
No.
Oh
Like that
We got decent money might be worthwhile to
We buy even better armor at this point especially for my best swordsman dude
Rescobar thank you for this. I appreciate that. Thank you rescobar bedbreaker. They should $5. Appreciate that. Thank you very much
Burning through our tools.
You have a double grip flail master.
Does that mean like he has a one-handed weapon?
And in both his hand, he doesn't have a shield or something?
I got to buy, I'm not really that enthused about it but I got to buy all this crap so
I can sell it.
That way I can rank my clan up so.
Let's keep sure we're still doing that
Alright, how are the boys?
Thunrez has a broken nose
Twain toss has a weakened heart permanent weakened hearts
What the fuck I wish there was a way to heal these things man weakened hearts. Why?
Why? Why is your heart weak?
Fucking pathetic.
Yeah, all we got.
Caravan guards, not interested.
Start heading down this way.
No, no, once you get like a permanent thing, like that's just it.
Oh, there there is a way to get rid of that stuff. Is there really?
Uh, Jay wills thank you for the sub. Rescobar thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that. I'll be playing Helldivers later today.
I
Said to play some more hell divers
Yeah, I've got a sponsor stream I'll be playing with
distortion miss Mika and
Then I'll probably after that. I'll probably play with Chad as well
Okay, so we have some mission we have a tavern temple barber
Okay, you can sell that I can sell the furs
I'll buy your cloth rolls so I can sell those.
Kind of low on tools.
What's your uh what's your mission you got?
Jirstle?
1310?
Alright
We're going all the way up here? Fuck.
Have you ever played overwatch on stream? I've never played overwatch period
Literally never played overwatch once
I buy your salt your salt is so expensive though
Okay
Tavern of the dead
She's gonna carry the whole team
Maybe
Barber, Tavern, Temple, Fletcher.
The trade goods here for these dyes are so expensive.
I can sell these. I'm just trying to complete the thing here.
Sell the Amber Shards too.
It's a little expensive. It's very expensive.
of. Fuck it.
Let's keep making our way up there.
Ummm...
Plaintos wants to help you.
Plaintos, good spirit, you gained an arming sword.
Arming swords are good, right?
Arming swords are good?
That's what Papa Carl has been using.
Let's see, Pepe, thank you for the 53 months.
I really appreciate it, though.
Thank you, Pepe.
I think I'll give that to Thuna Rez instead of the Morningstar.
I'll give that to Thuna Rez instead.
This fought Shingen and Neo3 such a great boss fight.
Yeah, he was a really fun boss for sure.
There's a number of really fun bosses.
Miss Meeker, I like the Conan the Barbarian and Red Sonion of the gaming world. Cheers, Bob.
Ah, Cuberton made the bets for you.
Now let's go stop by this town, too.
Hey, Cuberton.
Yeah, I'm gonna give him that.
Yeah all the tools are so fucking expensive man.
I've never seen that Red Sonya, never seen that movie.
Looks nothing like Conan
Hmm
So leave the cell 17 more trade guys, I gotta stop being picky and just buy anything
Uh, salt is fucking, it's so expensive though, man.
Alright, just buy the salt.
Or we're never gonna get a good price for that shit.
I mean the 25 moves apparently are very mid.
Ah, yeah, I've never seen it.
Ah, let's see.
Just sell it.
Uh, buy the cloth rolls.
Tavern, barber.
Okay.
We're kind of low on tools.
Is this place selling any tools?
$400 for tools.
Oh, good.
Have I ever attacked a caravan? I have not, no.
Maybe I should start attacking these trade caravans.
I'll buy more cloth rolls from you guys.
I wouldn't right now.
Day 47, the Jets are still going strong.
This might be the strongest we've ever been in terms of like, everybody's got armor,
decent weapons I've got.
Uh, what do I have level five, level five, level five?
Do I even have any level ones right now?
Yeah, everybody's got something, so...
That are the Browns, they all died.
Are the Necrus Avants, are those the vampires?
Because those guys may have fucked me up in the past.
That's what those guys are
I'm not doing that. I'm gonna wait here until day
So we'll find a way we'll find a way to butt fumble don't worry. Yeah, it's coming
Okay, their tools actually aren't too bad. We'll take your tools. I will also take your
Medical supplies
Your trade goods kind of suck a
Weapon Smith
Let's see wing mace
falchion dagger hand acts
a boar spear man
Not really that impressed with your weapons here to be honest have I ever been up here
For some reason there's always vampires up here.
I don't know why.
I also love them so they're vampires that one shot you cool.
Yeah, that's pretty much what it felt like to me when I fought those guys.
You got a mission for me here?
What's your mission here?
Here or near the region of Banshee Mountains?
Sure.
A long way to the west and somewhere along the region of Banshee Mountains.
Okay, so somewhere west.
Pine toppled tower to the west around the region of Banshee Mountains.
Maybe there's a location spawning vampire control.
Well, yeah, maybe. I don't know.
There are some enemies in there I've never seen before.
She is bomb.
I know what a geist is.
Northwest of where we are now.
Ah, seven foot tall, thank you very much.
The fine the bullshit missions are not my favorite I
Think the worst missions caravan ones are complete roll the dice. Let's see if we get fucked
I think the worst ones though are kill the animals or kill the beasts because though the beast
Every time in this game every fucking time they will fuck you up without fail
every goddamn time it's like a spirit yeah I'm I'm sure that would fuck me up I
will buy your trade goods and I will be on my way and a low on food I'm not a
a few miles and a few miles 40 still there bobbing and slinking it out of sight.
Company needs a mascot.
Take it in.
Danger tater suffers missing finger.
A bit off his finger.
Come on, man.
I feel like in this game you should always be a dick every time that a being a dick in
this game pays off.
You should be an absolute asshole in this game.
I'm cornering the market on cloth, apparently.
Uh, what's your, you have a mission for me here? What's your missions?
Um,
Dyke stats.
So, okay.
Sure.
We're going down southwest.
You're always a dick in all games, that's not even remotely true.
I was the nicest Darkerge. I did choose like probably the absolute most evil ending.
I had- I'm not gonna lie, I did get some pleasure watching Minthara eat shit because it's funny and like I like the character but
of all like she absolutely deserved to get like completely fucked over like that. She absolutely deserved that shit.
I like Minthara, but she's fucking awful
Yeah, I got fucked over yeah, I guess in the end I just became a mind flayer in the end right
You just killed in your fire there while I did that on my first time playing the game to
Yeah, I turned illicit. Yeah, I did. I think it's like a constitution check to see if you can resist
becoming an illicit at the end. I think I think I failed the constitution check is what it was.
This place didn't even have any fucking food, dude.
Yeah, like I said, I like Minthara. I like the character, but she's all she's like an awful person
I do I like the character
And buy some food
Avern
How goes battle brothers uh groovy flip-flop, thank you for the sub
Uh, Tex, thank you for $5, thank you Tex, appreciate that.
The way they introduced John F. Kennedy at the end of Oppenheimer, wasn't that, that's
what it was at the end of Oppenheimer?
It kind of felt almost like, like an Avengers deal or something.
Okay, all the tracks.
There we go.
I'm in Baldur's Gate 3 Act 1, who do I not kill?
Well, depending on if you want to, the character Minthara, there's like a way to make sure
you don't kill, like you get her in your party.
Oh 10 brigand thieves now we got a brawl on our hands all right a necromancer
oh shit and a necromancer can we get a plushie of barbed umper I don't think
anybody's ever asked me for a plushie of barbed umper
So there's a necromancer. We're gonna have to get in there.
He's gotta be hiding back there somewhere.
So I ain't seen him.
There he is.
So we want to get to him like as soon as we can.
I want a human size plush eye of barbed umber with a cut out in the crotch.
Don't you fucking judge me.
I want to fuck it.
I want to fuck the barbed umber.
Crystal, thank you for the 44 months, appreciate that dude.
I will judge you.
Be ashamed of who you are.
Hey, Entropic, thanks so much.
We're gonna have to fight some of them.
Oh, man, it's fucking me up here.
You know, theoretically, you'd get some of them to flee.
Our correctness is making a run.
If you're just in the Necromancer's face, I'm pretty sure he can't summon zombies if
you're in his face like that.
I don't think you can also summon like a million zombies at once like I think he only summons
like one so yeah okay no he does summon more than one I was incorrect
Chat the pay was good but you work for a necromancer who turns you into a fucking zombie after
you die.
He's got a pretty good uh pretty good Benny's right?
I'd ask the necromancer how much he pays.
Another month of barb what can I say except I'm well spent.
What you do if I can lose the goddamn zombies bro?
Okay we got a guy in the necromancer's face.
I'm not gonna.
Working for a Necromancer is not good.
Your family would never get your accidental death and dismemberment payout.
True is always a catch, right?
Okay, so the Nekromancer's not really able to summon anymore because we're in his face.
It wasn't accidental, the ritual went as planned.
Haha.
Fucking zombie.
now mr. necromancer is like now he doesn't want this he doesn't want this
smoke now huh
ah too bad buddy
all fun and games being a necromancer until the fucking guy with a spear
catches up with you huh
of
them
Bonfire of Hope. Thank you very much.
there we go okay we got a couple levels from that and some random
Crap
I was new bed, uh, it was our first night so I get in the bed last night and like you know Katie's already asleep
So I start fucking with the the remote and Katie's like stop it
I didn't get to I didn't get to mess with it too much. I was far
I was like pressing the buttons and like moving. I was trying to find one. I wanted to try it out
Oh, it's okay. I definitely didn't sleep bad
Health resolve fatigue and I'll give you a gifted
Okay, Pigman he leveled up.
Give you Melee.
And Resolve.
Give you Gifted.
Okay, uh John candy fiddling the passenger seat
Okay, let's see. Can I sell okay? I mean
You could buy these amber shards and try to sell them
Okay, like I mostly made money on that these amber shards are kind of expensive.
I'll buy him whatever
That's a mission. Make a delivery. I accept your offer. Okay. I want to go that way anyway,
So it works out.
But we actually almost have what we need
to for buying and selling trade goods.
The icons on this nuts up, can't pair.
How's it going?
Give away to track your sleep data
with getting a new bed might be worth it.
Track my sleep data.
Can't say I've ever done that before.
Is this something people do?
I'm obsessed with the data.
uh...
thank you
uh...
all right
Oh, right. This is my forgotten a long day too. I don't know. I just need some
Yeah, yeah, so
Mr. Waring Bob buskin boots
Comes down the road and throws you a scroll like a gladiator games interesting. Okay, that
Sounds like a good way to lose a character
I
Think there was a time where people just slept
Are the baby feeling better yeah, yeah, they had a nasty fever out of nowhere and
They're like so they're so sad like so pathetic and then
And yeah, they're fine now like an overnight thing.
I don't know if it's teething or what the deal was,
but they're fine now.
Weird.
Yeah, I mean, there's no other word, dude.
They're like just so like, God.
There's no other word other than like pathetic.
Like, oh my God.
Yeah, random fever, scary.
It's honestly scary when it happens out of nowhere, dude.
That's we are low on food.
some some rice. I feel like you go through the effort to haul shit around the map and
like you don't actually you don't actually get that much from it. I will buy your spices
And let's see, do you have a mission for me that is not related to snakes?
Uh, okay.
Yeah, I'll believe that first before I do that.
I want to go down here though.
You need to kill beast.
Uh, that's true.
I do need to kill beast for what is it?
I don't have any followers yet.
Look at a greaser sight radius reveals extended information about footprints.
Lots more rounds of control negotiation.
The recruiter, the scavenger, covers a part of all ammo, recovers tools, supplies from
the armor destroyed by you.
The drill sergeant sounds like not bad for me.
Uh, why someone I shoot for first?
A blacksmith.
What does a blacksmith get you?
Increased repair speed.
I reduce his tool because that is pretty nice, honestly, right?
It would save you money on all that.
Recover is all equipment worn by a man.
Even if broken or lost because of death.
That actually is really nice.
That is really nice.
Bar recoiling to SNIC and Mugenics.
It's just uh bro it's just so millennial it hurts.
Hahaha.
We gotta go all the way over there.
I'm enjoying Mugenic so far.
I'm enjoying it.
No step on snack.
Okay, so Alchemist, Arena, Weapon Smith, a Two-Handed Cemetery, ooh, this weapon looks
like it'd be a lot of fun.
Okay, what about your marketplace?
I'll buy some rice, I'll buy the incense as well.
I will buy this too, and we can repair that.
It's nice to actually have money.
So this helmet's 150. What's the new helmet I got? 125.
They're worth it. Cheese and bacon.
So this one's 125, 125, 125, I actually don't really even need the helmet, but I guess
we'll hang on to it for now.
Alright.
I wonder if I have been to every location now.
It's your birthday day.
Hey, happy birthday, Mr. Underscore.
I hope you have a good birthday.
getting b-dubs
is
is b-dubs buffalo wild wings
good morning
uh... ea5 tornado
for the eight-seven months
uh... okay
i had buffalo wild wings once and i wasn't impressed
That's about right. It was better like 15 years ago. I love wings man. I love them. I just I don't know
It's aggressively mediocre I
Just I've never I don't know if I heard B-dubs. I heard that one before I
Can sell these for an absolutely minuscule profit that's fine
of
150 armor. I'll buy that.
Oh, let's see.
So Zaren gives him 95 and this one will be 150. I think Zaren definitely deserves a
armor at this point
Okay
Company gain renown we're all in good spirits. That's the bottom line because stone cold said so
All right, so my company gain renowned
How far we're day 57
Hello, Welmings, nearby is decent, always gets your order, correct?
This one?
Whatever's good?
I-I ain't here to judge you, man.
Ah, what you got?
I need a caravan escorted to Himmellan four days from here, caravan escorted for four
days.
Oh man, this is going to be brutal four days of this shit, nah, this isn't worth it, the
hell out of here man.
Is there a way to tell there's like a location?
Oh my god, there's like, there are locations way over here, El-Hadet.
Apparently I've never been there or shit. I didn't even know about this place.
Oh, I can actually- I'm competent. Oh wow, competent. Thank you.
The traitor, I don't think so.
I think the one I'd like the most is the scouts.
The scout would be nice, faster travel.
What does the surgeon do?
The surgeon makes every man without a permanent injury
guaranteed to survive, and otherwise fatal blow.
Makes every injury take one less day to heal.
That seems pretty good, actually.
Yeah, we're gonna have to fight beasts, right?
Do you have any food for sale?
I mean I may as well buy this stuff. I do get a slight profit by doing these things right so as well
Like the blacksmith personally, and maybe I'll take the blacksmith what do I need?
Uh, prestige is, uh, the renown of the New York Jets is growing everywhere you go.
People are looking to join.
What do I need for the blacksmith?
There's the scavenger, which is recovered as a part of all ammo you use,
covers tools, supplies.
What is the, uh, what do I need to get the blacksmith?
I need zero to five items repaired at a town Smith.
Okay, that would just be like spend some money, right?
I don't think I've ever actually done that.
Have a heart.
We need a battle standard okay let's do this one battle standard and we have any missions
here. The commodities reach, uh, Hamelm. Two days northeast. Uh, okay.
I said to him Elm
ah Siri thank you for the sub
future that thank you very much okay we gained a
battle standard so this the battle center does fifty to seventy
So you want a character with high resolve to hold this
Yeah
Which status resolve here fatigue action points more is that's not morale right resolve so this guy's got 45
35, 42, 51 on NOLA, 39, 42, 38, 40, 50 on Papa Carl.
What's funny is that NOLA Semper doesn't even have that much, but he's got pretty decent.
He's got the best resolve.
So then that would give everybody a resolve buff if we did that.
we did that. Um, yeah, 45. Oh, right, right. There's also perks for resolve. Right. Um,
I've got no December in the front line because he's got decent melee defense.
Um, is why I think I put him there.
Big man is got 42 they better just give it to pig mani
many. You know, honestly, Thuna's got good melee skill, melee defense I feel like isn't
so great. I may actually give... I may have another backliner. Hang on, we're gonna...
I'm gonna have another backliner here.
I'm gonna make Thuna another backliner.
Is 27 melee defense good? I don't know. I don't think so. Not really.
Uh, okay. Who has good melee skill? I feel like it's got 61, 54.
All right. Ophelia, I'm gonna give you the, uh, sword here.
All right, we'll see how this works out so we've changed tuna to be a backline dude
Yay, are we still the Browns now we are the New York Jets somebody needs to edit the banner to be the New York Jets
I'll buy your salt.
That would be pretty funny.
You see people edit their banner, that would be pretty funny.
You can stop at Townsend you passed her regarding a caravan, can you really?
I didn't know that.
I've been avoiding caravans like the fucking plague though.
You just stick on the town as you passed her, interesting.
I made a cringe comment last time I'm eugenic sorry, but I don't remember what she said
It's still early right now, so chat's cool. We're still all a little sleepy
But man god just like people ask me so I
One of my least favorite things is when people ask me so much to play a game
And then I'm like let me play this game fine, and then people and then when I play it people get mad at me
Like I don't understand
Nobody has rallied the troops yet
Pachacudia as age 11 always wanted a Nintendo console
However, due to being extremely ordinary in Venezuela, it was just a distant dream.
Using his creativity, he made a cardboard Super Mario game, posting it on YouTube and
the video went viral.
Thanks to the video, Nintendo's evil former CEO Doug Bowser, I wish he was in half-sword
and raged face, personally traveled to Venezuela to give Paco a cease and desist order
and sue his family for $200 million.
Uh,
thanks so much, dumb chest for the 500 bits.
Appreciate it, dude.
And we got the money.
There is.
On.
No profit to be had here, unfortunately.
Do you believe in monsters?
All right.
No.
No, I'm not feeling it.
Um...
All right.
It's not feeling it.
And now we're hooping it back
across the map again.
Not feeling that one.
I asked Bart to play Ogre Battle 64 and he did it for 30 seconds.
I did not.
I do it.
I did not play Ogre Battle for 30 seconds.
Banshee Rooster.
Thank you very much.
Really appreciate that.
I think I played it for like an hour.
I feel like the Jets are one of those football teams that like you can't even hate you just pity you know
Oh, I got it.
Nah, I hate them.
Just end the suffering.
Pretty funny.
As a Lions fan, you pity the Giants, why is that?
Giants weren't...
I don't know, Giants weren't that bad, not that long ago.
We're just, uh, running...
Are we just literally just running back and forward?
I need...
I need food.
You're still alive.
Oh, one sec.
Yeah, we're literally just running back and forth.
We're making money, though.
I would like to buy your mushrooms,
Oh here's all the dudes danger tater twain toss ophelia pop a carl
no semper dusk scarface carrigness tuner as pig manny bruce and zeiren so let's
say hang on where is the obituary
uh there you go reporting anthbino you were impaled by a barbarian reaver you
had three battles and you killed one dude
The worst fucking migrant in my life of ah, I hate that dude
I'll tip wrath of bomb
A mozzie steaks
And even KD, just end the suffering is so funny, it is
I wonder if Undead are considered monsters.
Who may swap games here in a minute?
Noxers are monsters and undeads.
Parking all around the world to put some wear and tear on the men. When a mercenary takes a boot, you can see the blood seeping through. They've accumulated sores and boils.
You travel the world no less than for suggestions.
Okay. Good spirits. And H.J. suffers light wounds and we lost some medical supplies. That's okay.
What's the point of this game while you're slowly building up your mercenary company?
As you go later on there's like a gigantic, I think there's like a gigantic holy shit
event later on where, where everybody is going to die.
Um
No, I don't want to do a fine something mission
See can I hire somebody yet? I still haven't repaired anything
I'm like the drill sergeant wouldn't be bad to the drill sergeant wouldn't be bad honestly
tempted by the drill sergeant a lot of my guys are low level right
Yeah, I don't even even know what the crisis is going to be the late game crisis. We don't even know what it's gonna be right?
You want your missions here?
I accept grab all the brigands and collapse forward to Southeast. Okay
I'll kill you some brigands
Yeah, you can either choose a random event or you can choose a specific event. I think each one's a little bit different
Yeah, I'm playing hell divers later today with other streamers
And there was another sponsor stream I was supposed to do but I'm not sure it might have that might not happen today
We'll see
Like it pushed to another day
All right, we got all kinds of Brigham Raiders guarding the entrance here.
Brigham marksman's okay, this might be kind of tough
Stay
Battle Brothers and this economy?
Oh my god dude they they're fucking there nowhere in this game does the AI reveal how
bad it cheats than when they shoot you with ranged units.
That's where you really feel like, oh my god, this AI is treating so fucking bad.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I don't have any archers, so fighting at night
is better for me, right?
Oh, bro, somebody's gonna die here for sure.
fucking crossbow dudes and shit
of
Ah, we're wailing on them.
Ah, I don't know, they really ain't looking great.
What's up Brigham Raiders dude?
guys got a big shield no do not kill Zaren no don't fuck dude the fucking
archers are driving me crazy man this is a really fucking hard mission
Uh, giant turkey, thanks a lotch.
I do, I miss a 77% chance twice in a row and they're fucking nailing me over and over.
Hmm.
All right, correct, and set in shield wall.
All right, get in those archers' face.
Okay, we're in the archers' face. We're not going to shoot us too much anymore.
We're going to pull Scarface back 8% chance to strike.
the worst chance I've ever seen on a melee hit.
54, 60% chance to hit you.
Good stuff, if Zaren died, I'd be so sad.
This guy is fleeing. Okay. Let's leave him be. Let's get in this archer's face. We don't want him
Oh
Okay, that bringing Ray to try to run
Bro Bruce has five HP I just realized that
Alright Bruce, go ahead and run.
Correctness, as usual, is getting this shit pushed in.
Okay, does that guy runnin'?
the spiders make a sneak attack and take Bruce away into the darkness I don't
want that this one wouldn't surprise me I think one guy ran away all right it's
over that was kind of a gnarly fight yeah looks like Bruce leveled up that
was a gnarly one it's also just thinking for the bits
Appreciate it. Thank you very much. Oh crossbows big shields
That was a gnarly fight
Yeah, let's see a
Few lost any brains dropped weapons and asked for mercy take their arms and chase them away
They practically kiss your feet as though you were a attached to a god
Um
Did I gain anything did I gain anything from doing that probably not
There you go scarface
They're a big shield for you
Repair that repair that
Sauce think for the bits for sure that in yeah, we also got a the bore spear, right?
Who has let's see
Scarface has six kills
The danger tater has nine kills, seven kills, seven kills.
Man, Papa Carl has 28 kills, be crazy.
Regness has never killed anybody
He's never killed he never killed anybody
That's funny
Poor guy
Bruce leveled out, let's give him melee
Uh, health resolve.
Passive is build.
He just, dude, he just gets beat the fuck on and he just doesn't die.
All right.
Let's give him gifted.
Uh, melee health and resolve.
All right.
Let's get back.
And it do it it is useful it is useful
Every group needs a meat bag
He's kind of busy tanking in the defense. He needs you know
He needs like stamina and shit too if he had more stamina he could actually attack more to one
How big is the map so here's where we are inside
And uh, here is the entire map.
There's like a whole ass area over here I've never been to on this east side.
It's all fog of war.
So if I want to get something repaired at, uh, let's see, can I even get something
repaired here?
I have to go find like a blacksmith to go get it repaired, right?
So I don't think I can do that
I've seen what the spiders do the spiders are fucked up
I
I scored a caravan to Hardermouse. No, I don't think so. Afraid not.
Alright, you guys want to play some, uh, Mugenics? What are you guys saying?
Did anybody, I don't think we even had anybody die today, did we?
Have anybody died?
Oh no, Justice Nipples died to a Serpent. That's not sure he died. Yeah, Justice Serpents died.
Serpent's died more battle brothers. No carry. Yeah, we don't we don't trust the fucking caravans for sure
Not a bad day. I'm pretty solid day even got our standard here
My guys need some some a lot of stuff here
Going full taxing my group is getting pretty good. Yeah, we're not too bad. We're not too bad
We could definitely use some more stuff for sure
But what we got level five. I think our lowest level guy is level three now
Bro if Zaren died I would have been like I would have been so sad Zaren's got
20 battles and 30 kills
He actually has more battles than but he has more kills than Papa Carl. Actually he's got more kills and somehow he's got more than him
Pretty crazy
Is this the New York Jets? It is. Yeah, this is the New York Jets
You're ready to die as a lowly level one
Well, we don't have a we don't have any level ones right now
Everybody's a decent level right now
Pyrrhygmus lost an ear apparently.
He's also apparently disloyal.
He's disloyal as well, the guy, huh?
What's up, Alpha Cat?
How's it going?
Alright, let's go save our game.
I definitely could play this all day.
Wait, did I gain another arming sword?
When did I get another Arming Sword?
There you go.
You have an Arming Sword.
You got it from a Brigham?
give you the arming sword to be honest like okay so I know that the spears of a
higher hitch hands I wonder if I should give out these hand axes now because I
have the hand axes do more damage right 30 to 45 the militia spears are only
25 to 30 right I wonder if I should hand these out what do you guys think
Give out the hand axes instead.
You think no?
No, maybe.
Well, these spears are more accurate.
I guess for like shitty early bros, your best bet are spears and then swords after that, right?
right? Because things like axes and maces are that much harder to use, I guess, right?
MGSKOP!
I so wish I had an archer. I might hire an archer and keep him in reserve.
MGSKOP, thank you for those six gift subs. Thank you very much, really appreciate that.
Okay, any chance you have...
So if we wanted to find an archer, we would have to like look for like a hunter maybe,
right?
That's what we would want.
Yeah, not, yeah, like a hunter or something.
Is that what we're looking for?
I don't know what makes for the best archers.
I was thinking about hiring a guy and keeping him in reserve and then if one of my dudes
is fucked up then I can swap him in.
Yeah, yeah, maybe people are telling me thrown.
The reason why I have a nice crossbow, I'm going to shop around and look for a good
dude. Yeah. Let's go up here. Get three or four reserve. All those places that have
a hunters camp would be good for it. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to play Mugenic shortly.
All right, well, we'll save our game and
Let's see new save
Say mu and
Alright, we'll quit out battle brothers. We're definitely not down battle brothers. We'll play more. Let's go load up
Mugenics I started playing this yesterday just came out. It's been pretty fun. Let's play some more of it
I lost my first run yesterday in this game. Oh
Oh, hang on here, one second, let me check something else for you too.
Oh, one second here.
Hit this one.
Do you get it?
You should assign the cats our names, you can't do it in game.
I'm good
You release
You
Here you genics
If you haven't seen this game, this is a it's a new game by the creator of binding of Isaac
It's a game where you raise cats and you send them out to fight. It's kind of tactical
I think the thing it's the most like is it's kind of like into the breach. I would say kind of like that
It's like a roguelite into the breach
With the the disturbing aesthetic
So we lost our first run yesterday
Let's see where are we going out now?
Chicken lady
Uh, Nari?
Sure.
Kardon?
Okay.
And Wango, Tango.
Okay, I'll take, uh, oh, we have another cat here.
have another cat here I guess well this cat has 16 charisma what the fuck what's
the matter with this cat
I'll take out Fia alright depart or the room symbols means so your cats will
not mate and make more cats and they might even fight if your shit is if
you've got like two messy of a place or whatever so you have to you have to clean
it up and stuff and a very bright we're in the same outfit let's see meow you're
close to how I move towards you and a melee attack on you
I'm not seeing a guy that's like gonna be a good tank.
I had a lot of fun with the Thief yesterday.
The Thief is mostly speed and luck.
Make you a Thief.
Um...
You make you chicken lady the tank
Can make you the hunter
Looks like hunter is also luck and dex
So we have a tank thief
And then what do we make you?
I'll make you a clerk and our
All right, let's do it.
Classless?
No, that's not a good idea at all.
Apparently I don't have a lot of things
in storage at the moment.
You can also hit, apparently we have
the ability rally with you.
Shoot a flea at a unit, flea shots.
Interesting.
Tricky traps.
Let's see you are the tank, right
Give you this and you are the thief. I had a lot of fun with this class earlier
When you spend 12 or more mana and turn refresh your basic attack
I don't know who's gonna spend that much. I don't know who's gonna actually do that
All right, what are that? Yeah, let's go the same universe as Isaac
Kind of a little bit like darkest dungeon, I guess so a little bit like darkest engine one and two. Yeah, kind of
Just see what the gameplay is like
I'm the frat it
Yeah, let's go we're gonna kill this bird first thing
Well the last time I got it from working I've enjoyed this game. Yeah, this game is fun, right?
I'll move you into the bushes here.
A healing aura on you, huh?
Wait, how did you take damage?
Yeah, how did this guy even take that all is it because it might be because the stats
went up because he killed because he killed the bird.
So if I hit you, is this gonna push attack? Is this gonna hit you into that?
I don't think I want to do that.
Go ahead cold shoulder on you
Use seven damage
forcing it to attack one of its enemies nice and I can heal him
If I shoot a flea at an enemy, does that summon an enemy?
How does that work?
Okay, it looks like it does summon a flea.
Do I get to give orders to the flea or I'm not sure how that works.
I'll go, uh, grab this money.
It summons an ally, gotcha.
I haven't seen that ability before.
Oh, it just goes on its own, okay.
All of the- I think all of the summons are pretty good overall.
You're not going to be able to do too much, I can still shoot a flea over there, I guess.
Nice.
Game of the year, Grand Theft Auto will not even be close.
Ah, see, Nari leveled up. Nari is the ranged one.
Scattershot is really nice.
Take Scattershot. I like Scattershot a lot.
And, if you deserve it, without doing damage, gain, uh, this key symbol.
Okay, sure.
Breath of the Lost 6 is going to be delayed by 2.
Chicken Lady finds an old television set, alone it has been seen better days, the games
device might still be functional.
We can smash it or we can turn it on.
Smash it.
Chicken Lady got charred.
What does that mean?
Plus for armor, bruise one, you cannot be burned.
Okay.
Okay.
Come.
shoot you oh there's a lot of a kind of maggots around here
Uh, garlic toast!
Thank you for the sun.
Thank you for the 30 months.
I really appreciate that dude.
I'm gonna
Pull you back here
Keep everybody bunched up a little bit
Pleasure thank you for the sub really appreciate that thank you pleasure
So, it looks like if you hit these guys it also spawns Maggots.
I
Guard cats maggot cats miss cats
Ridiculous that makes as much sense as making the green name and m-sexy a hwawa well
We are making shoot you can't nice
Hey big dog big over the 63 month
So really appreciate that bad haiku. Thank you very much
Make it so
Here we see the British Parliament speddy own barber asking play with video game cats and not with his own cats
Georgie and snake what were barbs cats think about him playing with other
Oh the fleas are questionable how good the fleas are
Scatter shots pretty nice shadow humanoid thinking for the 74 months really appreciate that. Thank you shadow
Refresher mode venom barrage for a nail in a place poison one ignores shield at each enemy in your line of sight
I'll try this one, Men in Barrage.
What's up, Jaspiana's going to do a frying pan.
What does that do?
Block and counter backstabs.
Seems good for you.
Yeah, yeah, but they just, they kill themselves, so.
A shiny lattice of cracks spreads across the glass panes like a fragile patchwork of tiny mirrors.
I can bash it or I can examine it.
Bash it.
Uh, we got an antidote.
I'm assuming that is, if you were poisoned, you can cure yourself.
Oh, cleanse all debuffs.
Okay.
Carlos Blue, thank you for the 14 months. Really appreciate that. Oh, I've never seen
this guy before. Fenrir?
Oh
Did I
all right this is the guy that lays down all the traps right I guess there's a trap
right there
mess
mess
mess
I forgot what the other one was, I think there's one here and now there's one on that food.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just trying to get away from the game.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just trying to get away from the game.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
That's fine.
There we go.
Wait, is it missing or is it not?
Now I'm confused. It says miss but it doesn't. I don't know what's going on anymore.
Can we goad him out of this? We made him walk on his own bear trap.
I
Bro the messes
Song make them some rally
There we go.
Uh, Sung, thanks so much.
We should sub, dude.
Um, chicken lady leveled up.
to the tile adjacent to an ally. Damage and displace. Shoot a rock forward. Let's go with
2 to the rescue. And what do we gain? 10 this minus 6 intelligence brace to 25% chance to
inflict stun on units that contact you. A skull clamp? You don't need any intelligence.
three intelligence how much intelligence do you need plus one health regen now we
don't want that on you
I'll give this to you
okay and let's go hard song they've been 68 months appreciate it dude
I wish this game had a last spell style like you can river what you just did.
I thought they'd be more careful when I click on stuff.
Into the breach also has the, um, the, like, river time shit as well, right?
This would be very careful.
The new last spell DLC is really good.
Oh yeah, what did they add?
Oh, yeah. You bought the last spell? Really excited to play it. The last spell is very
fun. I haven't played the last spell since I beat Glenwald.
Oh, I see. Okay, I didn't realize how that worked.
You need to have a signature deck on the map which gives you a new currency for new unlocks. Okay, interesting.
If they added post release cats, would you be a cat in this?
Uh, when you say be a cat, do you mean like a voice of a cat?
How many, how many cats in video games am I going to voice?
Apparently a lot.
all of them can you name the cats I don't think you can no
Oh, the cats ran away.
Bullshit.
What's the opportunity?
I mean if I like how some of these moves are actually named after Pokemon like
wish is a Pokemon move right if I was asked to do something like that sure yeah
why not
emergency run next to the ally with the most missing health revive a body and
cure one of its injuries or revive
I'll go with emergency.
Freelance legally is Mugenics.
Survivalist mask.
I don't think you can rename the cats, I don't think you can.
You'd not want to give people the ability to name cats, right? I think somebody said that all the cats in the game are named after cats that people like real cat names, I guess, right?
Like he didn't he didn't just make up all these names
Gives it a runeans man pretty I think aren't they based off of cats?
We need the cats the people that live there
Paw shards
Paw shards
Here we go
You basically bleed bleed one gain bleed each time you use your basic attack curse you can't take this off
off? Jeez man fuck me huh?
Is HP Love Press cat in this? I don't think so.
Probably not on that one big dog.
Uh Kevin RPB, thank you very much.
It wasn't like HP Lovecraft like even amongst like the like the late 1900s or like the late
and or the excuse me the late 1800s and like early 19th century even amongst like like that
period they were like whoa calm down with the racism bro like holy shit that's
pretty bad
yeah let's go with him towards me
imagine being two races for like the late 1800s it's pretty wild
I'm not I'm you know obviously I'm not trying to uh man that really sucks too because he's
also like really weak as well that really sucks it's a really shitty trait for him to
have uh did he like later like regret and like he tried to like uh he tried to like
be like that anymore or something I can't recall no he didn't okay I thought I
remember here and so I don't know I'm gonna remember
it's really easy to get bullied in this game man
Wow, fuck you!
You're gonna heal you.
Okay?
Oh shit almost got me.
Bro he's got 4 bleed if I even attack with him anymore he's gonna be fucked.
I feel like I gotta hope I get the cleric ability to cleanse that bleed, otherwise I'm gonna be screwed.
Is there a way to look at a character like, can I look at him real quick or no?
So it's only my basic attack that does that, right?
What about like, flee shot, does that also do it?
Looks like Flea Shot doesn't hurt me.
So the bleed is just getting worse and worse man
All right.
There we go.
I may give him the health regen or something
to try to counteract that, but yeah, yeah.
And then we'll attack you instead of their allies
if they can. Lucky. I'll go with that. Okay, let's take a look at what we got here. So,
you've got this, uh, where is the health regen? This one, plus one health regen. I'll give
you that. This one is familiar as you spawn gain plus two max HP. I guess we'll go with
that one. And if I'd beaten it run, I'm not even sure what counts as beaten or not beaten
to run the only the only way I only died in one run I only died in one run okay so
apparently because I have negatives I think it might be because I have negative
three intelligence chicken lady poopy you muga derpy muga muga
fumufuigoguagfu derp ugnaduhu chicken lady bammurio der derpy
huro muga agdomu uh let's go derpy
derpy lady der mugabugaba
Answer the question arrange that can inflicts weakness to
Okay, it's because my intelligence was so low
Rosie thinks the bits beat not thinks that newtastic. Thank you very much
Plus one range.
Anima, cleanse all buffs and debuffs.
But that's probably like just, that doesn't, that's not going to get rid of the cursed
item now.
We have something that, uh, make infested.
Did we have something for this character that made them, uh, hang on.
Okay, familiarize respawn gain 2 max HP.
That's really good for them.
Chicken lady, poopie, you mooga, derpia mooga.
Ah, Ted with double dees, take for the bits, appreciate that.
Thank you Ted.
He threw it in the grass.
That is some horse shit.
I'm chasing around the state of the rat all of my days. I'm taking that
last very day and my dreams are the king cat. Wow.
What was I supposed to do, man? What the hell was I supposed to do?
I'm fucking believable, dude.
I'm
Hello?
tasty legs tasty tasty legs shake shake shake him chasing the rats
he's the king of the parents mmm that green looking tasty tooth bomb
hmm ah noober thank you very much
I got no talent, oh, that's a game of spanks.
Chasing that's when my blood sinks.
Like a whole load of dronicles.
Get the less shoots from my claws.
Bindi you, down here. Bindi you, down here.
this dude this this fucking garbage
That was a fucking, like, disaster.
That was rough. Fucking rough dude. All right, when you are down for the first time and take no injuries and revive
What is my passive and active effect? What the fuck even is my trinket?
Enchanted relic? Do we even know what that is?
Uh, when you are down with the first time, take no injuries and revive with half HP.
I don't even know what my trinket is.
Uh, full auto, thank you so much, top left.
Which one is the trinket slot?
Do we know?
Oh, that one?
Okay.
So then, that one's not going to be very good.
That's the trinket.
I'll take eternal
Eatin rats is now in the radio playlist. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I guess I'd rather have that for you
Alright, so we're trying to go back to the Boneyard.
Okay.
I think it's other ring symbols.
So let's see.
There is no ring symbol.
It's uh...
Oh!
is that is that a ring that's a hat right that's glasses I don't think there is a
ring symbol on the items you mean so then this that's not the trigger so I
don't know what a trinket is still I'll know what a trinket is the mushroom is
a weapon
We've got spiked cats.
Bring it, it has two symbols, a ring and a consumable flask.
There's spitting glass everywhere.
Wait, because I'm wet, I walked over the grass and it instantly made...
It made the grass grow.
That's uh, that is amusing.
No, I did not know that.
I guess I'll force this guy to come closer to me and...
We're going to go down and try to heal this guy too, although he's healing pretty good
on the zone honestly all right nice damage on you
how much glass can you spit bro um
Um...
Hey, thanks so much Jutland, appreciate the sub, dude.
I wonder if I could use the... no, still not here.
Okay.
Ready?
Does the direction the cats are facing matter for doing more damage?
Yes.
If you are behind the enemy, if you're behind them and you attack them, it will do more
damage.
I think I saw another thing that said if you uh if you uh there was some trait I saw that
It was something like if you hit somebody a head-on it's always a critical hit, it's
all that.
We're in a poison to shit out of you apparently, there we go.
There we go.
there we go have you on the fighter move confront I don't know if I've seen that
one now I'll make like all pickets in a battle if you're not downed oh yeah
loot hoarder that sounds good we leave so much stuff on the ground yeah let's
do that Nari discovers a basket of fruit the warm cell of fresh citrus
bananas lingers in the air a refreshing reprieve we've got eat destroy examine let's examine it
it rots in her paws just back in fear as the whole basket begins to rapidly decompose uh okay
oh so now he's scared i guess okay
I really wish I had that thing that could cleanse debuffs.
I had that last night on my cleric but I don't have that right now.
Yeah, but the consumable is obviously not the same as like an ability I can do every time.
That ain't going to work.
Um, at least we can fire a flea.
Let's go rally you.
And I can also heal you.
I'm going to RPG the antidote.
Jonathan, they give it a sub.
Appreciate that.
Thank you, Jonathan.
I
Couldn't see that we had a flea over there. That's annoying
Miss
Still afraid, huh?
Here's my division up here. Hold down the middle click. If you can't see what's going
on, it gives you a more clear picture of what's actually happening.
Control work as well. Yes control also works. Yes
Still afraid, huh
I'll just keep spawning fleas I guess.
What?
You hit your own dudes?
What do you mean?
That's a thing?
I thought you were supposed to run next to them to go help them.
Not fucking run into them and hurt them.
What am I walking on?
Alright.
Purple creep tiles? Are they tile though? I didn't even know if I saw it.
Uh-oh, let's see. Nari leveled up.
Full heal, intelligence, charisma, luck.
I guess I'll take the Dex on Nari.
It's XCOM for cats.
Mark 4. I think we had that once before. I don't remember what it does.
Three four spell you cast you gain plus two intelligence. That's I don't think that's gonna be relevant for us like at all here, but sure I
Got your first death was it the the maggot in the boneyard was it the maggot thing she kicked my ass last night, too
I only had three characters though. I lost the character beforehand
It's apparently just a fight, uh, what?
The seas cat, we can eat it, examine it, or we can loot.
Let's loot.
We got 10 coins and a snack.
Oh, this guy again.
Oh, I don't think I've seen that one
I'm
I can take a subway ride to get over there.
Alright, let's take a subway ride, let's go get behind him.
Okay, take the tube.
Let's go, uh, heal you a bit.
I don't like the way this appears, I kinda wish it appeared over here or something, like
it takes up the whole screen when you hover over, it's kind of annoying.
So I feel like our damage kind of sucks.
I think our damage is kind of lame.
Maybe again from the Magic Kingdom!
Can you stop playing with cats please?
It's scaring my rat ass!
You hurt the bastard!
Get it? Heartless!
Woohoo!
Thank you so much, Love Blue!
Appreciate it, dude.
Ah, I think you're in the four months?
12!
He's got eight bleed
And he just heals up the fall again
Ah
Kiko get sick, thank you for the sub appreciate you. Thank you very much
Miss. Miss. Why are you missing? He's not in the grass.
Ah
Well
Miss.
Bro, this guy is so annoying.
bro this guy is so annoying
blinded to these deep the debuffs the debuffs on me are crazy mess
Finally, oh my god dude, the debuffs were crazy.
Alright, full heal, intelligence, speed affects this.
So does speed affect how much damage Nail Throw does or something?
I'm not sure.
is definitely good for you for sure okay what do we just pick up here spawn glass
on adjacent tile 5% chance to break when used I don't know about that love we want
glass
okay next step is coming in and maybe rusting helmet gain one at the end of
each turn. It's pretty nice. I'll buy a rare candy. Looks like this is my cleric.
It's max mana and starting mana.
It's more health for you is not bad. I'll grab health for you and I'll buy the helmet.
Good bet to you.
Oh, you know what?
Let's go not hard this time.
Change my mind.
Let's go, let's go nice and easy this time.
Uh, guys, hang on, I'm gonna use the bathroom and I'll be back in one second.
There'll be one sec.
Hmm, you know, Chad?
I'm feeling so comfortable today.
I think it might be this amazing shirt I have.
God, this shirt is just so comfortable, like, feels so good on my skin.
What a comfy shirt.
And the design is so cool.
What a cool design.
Chill.
I know, doesn't it look really awesome?
Uh, Ted, thank you for the bits. Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Self-paid.
It feels so good on my human skin.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Uh, Saunser, thank you for the bits. Appreciate that, thank you Saunser.
Uh, I, you know, I got a drink.
This is a full heal, she's already healed.
What?!
Bro, I'm just gonna say no to everything from now on.
I'm literally gonna say no to everything, bro.
Fuck this game.
I'm just gonna literally say no to everything.
Okay, chicken lady is kind of fucked up.
I know there's no way I played as much banjo as I played Aldenry.
I didn't close.
time for more banjo it is definitely not time for more banjo
I don't know.
I think I've heard that story, yeah.
Banjo quits video games forever. You know what? I understand. I can understand that mindset.
This game was built with some Harris, how's it go?
It's like, uh, something broke on that one.
This was an annoying fight.
Wow we got a lot of money bro, look at that, how much money do I even have right now?
Chicken Lady leveled up.
Let's see, we can give a full heal, plus constitution, plus strength, let's see, let's go with more
constitution for the tank.
All right, rats jump out from behind a nearby crevice and bite kardon, kardon is a good
thing with bad luck.
What do you do to deserve this?
He took four damage.
Okay.
fucking cursed run of this. A kebab. A melee attack with plus a reset penetrates
through units. I'll give that to you.
I should give this to... I can't give that to you. I should give this to somebody
though I'll give that to you all right the whole bag of glass I had a cat with
It prongs you that shit everywhere after it's turned.
I
Be careful against these guys
I
If you just care anything is the most boofable
How did you get poisoned wait, how are you almost dead? Oh my god
Antidote. Eel. Let's get the hell out of here.
man he's bro I'm getting fucked up
Dude if he kills it he's gonna get stats up this turn. Oh man
The fuck man, what am I supposed to fucking do?
There's no you can't win there's no winning there's no winning in any
circumstance are you gonna win in that situation
we're gonna get fucked up again I got fucked up in this fight last time too
man
I'm an idiot fuck man bro this fight sucks there's no winning in this fucking
fight dude he's just hitting them over and over that's it he's dead now there's
no there's no winning in this fight there's no like do this this fight just
Fox you dude.
Oh, so annoying.
This fight always goes shit, man.
I never have this fight go well.
If I hit him right now, he's going to hit this guy.
I
The jet's still alive yes jets are still alive
I
Was it doesn't die just don't fucking die please
all the region I think is actually giving him the region might be saving his
ass. I just realized what's going on there.
But rather you face towards me, okay?
Yeah, yeah, he's gaining hits.
I think he's gaining hits every time, I wanna say.
Ah.
I
Where's that smell coming from I could use a little flesh and it don't need to be fresh
Where's that lovely smell coming from?
Throw me something now. Come on
Ah, Cory Cubed, thank you very much.
Nice, finally.
down
Peel you
Oh, I knew moving for the bits wait what the fuck oh no is this the it's gonna explode move
Okay, I think we're all we're all clear I think
New
Okay, that's cheese. I'm glad my robe didn't fucking die man. God new move. Thank you bits. Appreciate it. Thank you very much
We can spawn a pooter or a charmed tomcat.
Let's try the charmed tomcat.
Let's try that one.
Alright.
A melee attack that inflicts bleed.
That one is pretty solid.
That's a good one.
Ummm...
I suppose I give that to you.
Alright.
This game looks like it's right on my alley.
Oh, this is a huge fan of Binding of Isaac too.
Alright, yesterday we got fucked up in the cemetery.
So the rest of the battle, I'll give you the snack and alright, let's go.
What are these things?
Butt zombies.
We'll attack all adjacent units with this melee attack when it's back-sided underground
because it's upside down when damaged.
Undead.
Why don't we kill them some
There's another one over there too.
We have more of those we can summon with you
But we don't want to attack with this guy because it causes him bleed and shit
So heal you
And I go turn.
Okay.
They're swarming the tank, I mean that's kind of what the tank's there for, right?
So, we summon Tom Tom.
He's gonna get a chance to go before the next turn.
Let's go get rid of you, and end our turn, and we're gonna attack you, and attack you,
out in your mind, and we're gonna get you out of there.
You can't really get away from these guys cuz they fucking they run after you the whole
damn time bro you can't like get it you can't get away from these guys at all let's just
I'm just going to attack, we'll take the bleed, whatever.
Let's heal him and then we'll make him attack this guy.
There we go.
That's good enough.
Butt zombies.
I'm deeply offended.
Hope we're do tile with coins on it distract wind up game plus one range flex
Hmm this might be the first spell we've seen that only cast one so that's kind of cool
I'll grab the teleport that sounds good
Man, what do we gain?
Gain 5 damage and madness 3, sinks everything as an enemy, uncontrollable.
Ooh, I don't know man, I don't know about that one.
Bro, why is this game so out to get me right now?
What the fuck?
Why is this game so out to get me?
It's ridiculous.
What the hell are these things?
We'll throw units it can reach, Lunges in a random direction, and he'll get his turn
undead.
Oh boy.
That's come back from the dead if it's body isn't destroyed so looks like you have to
destroy the corpse.
Oh, shh.
I need HP on this guy.
Alright, let's see.
Okay, destroyed that corpse.
Let's go destroy these two corpses.
Go attack you.
So he's gonna come back obviously, but that's fine.
Ooh, kinda tempted by Scattershot here.
Alright.
Whoa! Nice shot! What the fuck? Hell yeah, nice shot dude.
That was good. Scatter shot! The bigger enemies, I think scatter shot is really really strong
against.
Yeah, yeah, if it hits the bigger enemy is the better scatter shot is, you know,
I think we might take iron head.
I think I may take off this thing that gives her no intelligence because with no intelligence
Um, not getting any magic back.
Yeah, she's not able to pretty much cast or do anything, and that's pretty bad.
Okay.
What a normal looking cat.
A monocle.
I don't know what the pink bow does, I have no idea.
I found it, I'm trying to figure it out.
Your physical attacks can't miss, okay?
Seems good.
Yeah, they had zero mana regen, yeah.
Door bars away, it looks like it could be locked.
What should part and do?
We can examine, we can bash, or we can ignore it.
You know what?
Last fucking time I did this shit, I got fucked.
I'm not doing this shit.
Okay, I think this is what this...
No, it wasn't this thing.
This was the thing that killed me last night, wasn't it?
It was this.
It was. This is what killed me last night, yeah.
I was down to three characters.
Yeah, so I didn't really have much...
I wasn't in great shape for it, but this is what got me.
over there because this thing this thing I think is a DPS race you got it you
got a damage this motherfucker
That doesn't work on you.
That doesn't work on you.
Oh hey it blocked the backstab, that was pretty nice.
Could it be my turn again some day, bro?
This boss is ridiculous.
Ummm...
Um.
Scatter shot save us. Yeah, no
Okay, not bad.
I'm gonna bring you over so I can heal you.
Okay, I'll say this game is pretty bad on the ears while this dude tabs a lot of weird
meows and fart sounds.
All right, just let me know.
Hmm
To Venom barrage
And oh he spawned the dude this thing is spawning non-stop this thing is crazy, dude. It's just non-stop with this thing
Um
Always hitting my allies.
How's your mattress?
It's good.
Really had a first night of it.
I wanted to fuck with the settings because it's like movable.
I was trying to fuck with the settings last night, but Katie was already asleep.
So I was messing with the remote control and she's like,
ah, fuck it!
Hmm...
Hmm...
What is wrong dude
I used that and it made it kill me because it just ran over me.
I didn't think it said make it go on to you.
I thought it said come towards you.
Why did you do that?
Because I wanted to come close for me
so I could hit it one more time.
Jesus.
Okay, I don't know if I want to do scatter shot
because it might miss.
We also have to kill everything?
Make it so.
Hey man, what the hell?
This does should be banned from having a say in...
...in art style.
I think this game has a lot more style than you're giving it credit for.
Now, it's okay to not like the style, that's fine, but...
Yeah, take it all right take it from me chat. Would you guys agree that I am a hater I
I am very frequently a big-time hater. I'm something of a...
I'm something of a professional hater.
Take it from a hater. Don't make hating your only personality.
Because that's boring. But when all you want to do is hate on stuff for no reason
just for your personality, that's just boring.
I'll do that
Lewis black it's okay to be a hater trust me. I'm I'm all I know I know something about hey
It's very boring. Yeah, I only beat the thing that you that killed me last night, but bro fuck that thing
Who do people are all in the hater? I've never seen you at the player haters ball
I'm a pretty damn good hater
I would think like I'm like I'm like at least an a tier hater. All right
Go healing salve
I'm at least an a tier hater
B tier
by the rare candy this is my rogue
I'm not a hater. I give you a C tier at most. Asking when I'm playing Wings of the Eye become
an S tier hater. Just like if all you all you want to do is like hate on this game like
It's okay if you don't like it, it's okay if you're like,
I don't really dig the star or anything like that,
but like whatever, it's fine.
You don't get like cool points.
Nari has found a large mushroom, what should you do?
Eat it, loot it, examine it, loot.
A black mushroom.
Is that the mushroom that's like a ranged attack?
Yes it is.
I suppose I'll give that to you.
Yeah.
To be honest, I don't really care much for the art style either. Like I'm not like a lover of it, but you know, here's the thing.
Somebody, I used to paint, I actually used to paint and like, like people would hire me for commissions and stuff, and like I used to have a space in a gallery.
Having a style at all, like, is pretty impressive.
Like, having even any kind of style, like a recognizable art style.
Like that is like hell. Yeah already. That's pretty good
Having any style whatsoever or something range detector digs away zombie cat
Sure, let's try this one
Now if you got a lot of money in the subway rain you can just like hit and then run away
or right?
We have a lot of money, why not?
Okay, chicken lady is fucked up.
You really shoot through the fucking tree?
Oh, so we're, we're dude, oh my god, they can just shoot me from anywhere.
Wow.
Holy crap.
No cover at all, huh?
I
Hmm
So I don't like keep doing this on you give you even more health regen
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'll just try to get the last one.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Let's go eat the chicken.
I'm gonna jump over here.
Boy.
helmet scatter shots are a good option
No, man, leave me alone!
Dudefuckin' shit!
Okay, one down.
They just ate the corpse! Holy shit!
They just ate the corpse of the guy!
Ahhhh!
Wow! Well, I guess that's it!
GG, I guess.
Fuck!
Holy shit!
Wow, man!
oh fuck me there goes the tank wow brutal
man oh man
Oh, you're hungry hungry fuck me dude brutal
And anyway it was just instant death to it wasn't like you know you get to like survive a little bit or something like now
Just literally instant death
this room was kind of fucked from the start wasn't it
I honestly did not know that that was gonna happen
um boy what a fucking shitty area holy crap like what more could possibly go
wrong here
well victory yeah apparently apparently um make it so
I go down.
Uh, Magus, thank you for the, uh, now we're down to, now we're down to just, uh, just
three.
I don't know if we can even still win at this point.
Sure inspect.
We learned Death Proof.
So Death Proof is well done, you have a 25% chance for a Raios 1 HP.
We're not using any traps, so I guess let's go take that.
Aether Soaked Rag, okay, what is that?
Put an adjacent unit on yourself to sleep, that unit gets plus 5 health regen and plus
five mana regen until it wakes up okay interesting all right the anointed
arrowheads versus dibbock okay I've never seen this thing before avoid your
attacks will get revenge on the cat who kills it
What is that? Oh, it's a turkey. What the hell is that on there?
What the fuck? So, like, what do you do?
Oh
Oh, come on, I didn't even have a chance! What the fuck?
Not even a chance? No chance? That's it?
Fucking garbage
Not even a fucking chance, huh?
Unbelievable
Why why why why why is our back always turned what is my back always turned?
So I actually block.
I block all backstabs because of the frying pan.
Is this the game music listening?
No, I just decided to listen to really fucking weird music today.
And of course it's the game music.
What do you think?
I can't believe this is a question you guys have to actually ask.
One thing I can think is maybe if he's like completely cornered.
Well, we have enough summons of these completely cornered, right?
of
Well, the one attack that tried to hit, did that miss anything?
for what we hit them
Doom, so when that ticks down to zero, it's gonna die.
That's cool.
So we gotta kill this thing, right?
I
What a disaster already
Yeah, I've never seen this boss
Oh, yeah, that's cool sure why not
I mean if he dies it's over. It's the only thing I have that's doing any damage here
Six fire?
Six?
How's that, yeah it's essentially over.
Wow, what a shit show, huh?
Never seen this boss before.
Yeah, just keep going, yeah, why not?
Yeah, don't let me have a turn, don't let me do anything.
Yeah, that's great.
There's one thing after the other, man.
Make sure I never get a turn ever again, please.
That'll be great.
Thanks.
Y'know, fuck me, what are you supposed to fucking do against this shit?
What are you supposed to fucking do?
I
Yeah, we're fucked man
Oh fuck
Give me a chance!
Not even a chance! Give me a chance, man!
No chance.
Oh yeah.
He can shoot himself!
He shoots himself!
Seriously?
He shoots himself?
Fucking bullshit!
Come on! He shoots himself? How did that even happen?
Fucking bullshit.
Get the hell out of here. What a trash- What a pile of fucking trash.
Uh, wait a minute. Eight out of one?
Fucking bullshit, man.
Moe, do you think it's a gift sub?
Yeah, yeah, shut up.
I don't wanna- I don't wanna fucking read your bullshit after I just fucking, I know.
I just lose I want to I want to do so I don't want to read fucking a hundred million lines of bullshit
All right, what do I have
So it's two runs in a row we've lost that shit
Let's go get rid of this guy. I'll give it to Frank
And I'll get rid of this cat and give that to Frank.
Ummm...
I suppose we'll end the day?
I don't think I even have enough cats anyway.
I think I do actually.
One bit.
Nothing of significance happened.
Ah, sure.
Alright!
That's some fuckin' bullshit, man.
Is this a kitten?
Nope, apparently not.
Um...
Apparently this cat's like...
um, could be a mega mage?
Try that.
See, I don't know, does charisma, like charisma affects max mana and starting mana, that could
be good for like a cleric or something.
I think I have these deaths over and over it starts to really affect shit.
Savaughn syndrome plus 12 intelligence the minus two to everything else
Okay, we'll make you a mage
And hopefully you get some good magic shit your attacks may charm
Okay.
You've got remove our debuffs and fall asleep melee attack.
Let's go tank for you.
And let's see.
We'll go, we'll go fighter for you.
Although...
Alright, we'll try these.
And uh, what do we even have?
If we have one leech to all enemies at the start of battle, uh, so you have shoving match, chew, a melee attack with life steal. Interesting.
Berserk...
Uh, Magic Missile...
Gain intelligence at the start of each turn, what the fuck?
Uh, when you're down for the first time eternal and your attacks may charm, heal a unit and give it a random stat up.
Oh, get it.
I don't know how many of this really matters too much.
I think I have a spell that casts less than that.
I don't see one.
Alright.
Super savant.
Yeah, it's crazy, yeah.
The Divine Cats.
Spaceballs, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it dude, thank you Spaceballs.
Floppy Weiner, thank you very much.
Paul flower tile plus three health regen three manager and fifty cent dodge chance interesting
I haven't ever seen that before.
That's from Randomize, okay.
So tiny Ziva. Oh, it's because of the uh, yeah, it's because of that
So if he keeps gaining intelligence that's just gonna be straight up damage
Hmm, seems like great.
Ah, you charmed your own cats.
Wait.
When I heal my own cat that I lose control of my cat?
Are we for real?
That's so fucking dumb.
That's so dumb.
Bro, this run's like gonna die instantly because of this stupid shit.
This is gonna be the run that instantly dies, I guess.
Alright, cool, I guess.
Don't make the charm or the healer, I guess that's why I got him back.
I'm literally the very first fight I'm getting fucked in man like what happened dude unbelievable
The very first fight.
Like, I'm actually gonna die in the first fight.
What a fucking great game, man.
Oh man, super sick.
Great stuff.
Oh fuck.
Unbelievable.
the hole. I can't reach anything. Alright so that time it charmed it I guess.
There we go, well, shoutouts to the dying in the very first fight, charming my own fucking
guys like wow cool really cool abilities on these guys uh plant your feet barbed wire
gain this and minus one if you're at zero gain five blocked okay for that one we
We already got, like, everybody basically died on the very first fight.
So yeah, we have no idea. Yeah, sure.
Okay.
No idea what that was.
A bear?
What is going on in this game?
I
Oh dad again cool I
You know I guess maybe just reset the run right like I don't know I guess this run was just cursed from the get-go, huh?
Like I guess just reset it. I don't know. I don't really know what else to do
Maybe just reset I guess I just screwed from the get-go, huh?
Yeah, I know I'm aware that's all the minus one thought this I know
Believe it or not, I do play video games pretty often
true I'm shocking to think man
wow want to run this was huh great run
No, he doesn't.
Strange coin is taken with the 7.
Appreciate it, dude.
Kinda sucks to be fucked over immediately.
Like, like, go!
You're dead.
Kinda sucks.
I guess that's the game. That's where you're supposed to make the best out of a bad situation, right? I get it.
What an adventure. Kind of lame.
I don't think these characters were like, particularly bad either, but...
I would have read the tooltip.
What was the tooltip?
Like, fuck you for playing the game.
I must have missed that one, yeah.
I know, yeah.
I didn't realize I could charm my own fucking guys.
I had no idea.
Slogger, sure.
Or like barely alive.
That's control. I don't- how can you charm your own enemies and get them on your side?
That means- this means you lose control of your guys.
That doesn't seem like- that doesn't seem- that does not- that's not a logical thing to me.
That's not logical your tax may charm. Yeah, that's to me. That's not logical. I
Have no money to give you
Yeah, yeah, okay, I've never seen this one before it's something I have
I'm gonna get mad as much because we're probably all about to die anyway.
Oh
Same
So do you have to get the dash into a unit?
I didn't charm my own guys.
You can like, so the dash move is actually pretty sick because you can like repeatedly
do it over and over for healing if we get the chance to actually do it.
So maybe if we want to heal, we shouldn't be using attack, we should be using dash maybe.
Ah yeah, I just, I lost against the boss, oh he's dead.
I lost against the boss at the end of the graveyard.
loss of that one. And now this this team is apparently like fucking cursed, so.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I can show you.
Okay.
Kevdog, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate that. Thank you very much.
bro so just keeps doing this over and over and it keeps buffing and hiding all
the other units from me I love who the healer is gonna die now yeah healers
definitely definitely gonna die here
hey this one's rough dude this is also rough what the hell
This one died is not enough damage.
Just.
Can you damage it twice with AoE?
Damage what?
The mazy here?
I just don't have any damage at all and one of my characters died instantly so I think
it's just uh, we're just dead here I guess.
I don't know man, I don't know the past uh, I don't know if I'm just like really unlucky this run or what
But definitely feels like I'm getting fucked up past couple
I wonder if the game's reacting to my wins and now making it harder on me or what I don't know
That's pretty much nothing I can do except this.
I can do except those.
Luck locking or skill JK.
Alright bro, I was about to be really angry and then you said the JK man.
We're looking at how fucking strong all of our stupid little bastards are here too dude.
I
Okay, finally.
All the kittens run, okay.
Oh, apparently this one didn't run away, okay.
Eesh.
This has been rough, man.
This has been rough so far.
damn rough.
Health regen, heal units in an area, inflicts blind five and bleed one.
Move a tile, leaving a maggot familiar behind you.
Let's grab the prayer, because man, things are rough.
And this character has, okay, so making her the mage, she has no help mana regen, so
that means she has a lot of mana, but she can't regen any of it.
So that's actually really bad also.
Right, exactly, yeah, that's really bad.
Famine.
So you got cat food.
Rough run.
I think we're just hoping the tank can do most of the work on this one.
I think the tank is basically the only one doing anything, honestly.
Yeah, it's been a really rough run.
Okay, so heal units in an area, okay 57 mana and she can't regen any of it damn but imagine
if she could actually regen that like imagine bro so we charmed this guy which means we
We lost control of him.
Dude, uh, Ethan, this cat?
Really strong.
All the other cats are fucking awful, though.
I think Suizan could be good if he just got some mana.
He just has no mana.
He regen's 20 mana each turn, but that doesn't really matter much.
Berserk while you berserk and charmed. Yeah, exactly.
Oh, it's like he's back under control.
Well classes are your IRL cats.
George is a rogue, no George is a tank I think.
I think Snake has got to be a cleric.
George is a tank and I uh...
Um, deal ice damage in a wide line, so this is, uh, mage guy.
Guess I'll try blizzard. Can he even, can he even cast blizzard though?
I'm not even sure he can even cast it.
Discovered a partially buried treasure that's a mama leech
Every after every third spell you cast spawn a leech familiar
There
Well, he just leveled up
I don't know if he gained some man from some mana from that or not and some of those you use have a double the effect
No, he can't he can't even cast it
He got a spell he gained a spell that he cannot cast
Wow
Ugh
This run is awful. I'm as you know. I'm just gonna end it if we win this I'm just gonna end this run dude
I don't want to keep going
This run is so bad!
I
Can't reach that
Won't even get a chance to stop it, huh? That's cool
I'm adding this run so fast dude. I'm getting the fuck out of this run. This run sucks.
This is like the worst run ever. I'm getting the fuck out of this. This is terrible.
This game, Ethan is so good too.
It's like one good cat and three dog shit cats, honestly, is what this run is.
Okay, if I attack this thing while I'm on fire, it's gonna blow up, right?
It's like definitely gonna blow up.
is definitely gonna blow up dude
you know like i can't even feel this character
i could drive this
two HP
do it in the name of science
dog shit cat
this cat is cat shit, you know
Like a lot of the fire has calmed down
Wow
This is some bullshit
The last very second.
As in my dreams, I'm the king of cats.
King of cats.
I belong to a town.
There will be no way to run away.
The phones litter that night with me.
All I've got is rats to eat.
Becoming all the staff you wanna meet.
Alright.
Shoot.
Bro.
Man, Ethan would have been so good.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Ethan would have been so good and the rest.
That's a shot.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
So good and the rest. That's a shame. All right, let's get the fuck out of here dude. This is awful
Sure
All right, we're going back. We're cashing out. What is the thing we got dumbbells plus drink? All right, let's get the hell out of here
We're gonna say are you sure you want to return home as a continuing? Yes. I'm sure give me the hell out of here
That's all it took to win. We were down two dudes. We're talking about it.
Okay. Uh...
There was nothing really wrong with Wango Tango. Uh, there is something wrong...
with this carry. Goodbye. You're going...
I'll send you to Frank.
And
Were you the one that had like super charisma yet you're going to I'll send you to Frank also
All right, let's go end the day I want to push up to say here
Read the charisma cat with the intelligence cat. No, let's keep losing losing me so you're a loser so listen
Probably know your intelligence is pretty good, do you realize your intelligence numbers
same or more than your favorite spell?
That means you can cast it every single turn?
Oh, okay.
All right, end it.
Mama Ham want to get it on with Wango Tango, but Wango Tango wasn't into it.
That's funny.
There we go.
It's sad.
Oh, let's see.
I
Do I have four cats
One
To
Three I do have
All right, kind of low on cats here, all right, now hopefully this one's gonna be better man
Hopefully this one's gonna be better. Mine saft, thank you for the sub appreciate that. Thank you very much
That doesn't violate TOS
No it doesn't
God, you're weak.
Well, somebody think of the TLS.
Um.
Cleric?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's give you a tank.
Heal 5 HP.
Let's give you tank.
Shoot a wet hairball that deals damage in an area.
I don't think I've seen that one.
Interesting.
It's an area attack.
Alright, we'll go with this.
I think right now my favorite class is Thief, but I don't really have one. I don't think I had a good Thief there.
We will give this to
Nirmaha
Who's a magic attack? Oh, yeah, we'll try it out
Rally melee attack
You pick up a non coin pick up allies gain the same effects. Oh
Ooh, interesting.
This one's really good for this piece symbol
is really good for the cleric.
Mega blast deal high damage and a cone.
Your projectiles bounce to another enemy within three tiles. What the fuck? That sounds good
Okay, the more abilities I keep seeing the more of this game
Looks like it looks like better and better and better. I
Don't know how much mana you're gonna have
All injuries you get are broken legs.
If you have four broken legs, gain four thorns, trample, and adjacent eyes have toss as a bonus
ability.
Excuse me?
I guess I'll give you the leech, uh, I guess not.
Every third spell you spawn, uh, I guess I'll just leave this, the rocky servants, all right.
What's the poop passive?
It's like if there's poop on the field, they eat it and heal 5 HP, but you like can't
control them or something.
There are 1200 abilities.
So I actually can, I can cast it, it would seem.
Okay, let's have an ally that's targeted by an enemy switch place with that ally.
Uh, pull or pick up one tile towards you.
Okay, bodyguard's over, an enemy gets attacked, we'll swap.
This game has set up very well for new contents.
Oh, let's see.
Oh my god, I have cats that can actually like, do things now as opposed to the last one.
Okay, so this is the cone.
What if I go here?
Can I cast the cone?
Oh, we can't.
Let's try it.
Okay.
Has the enemy variety gotten any better?
Um...
Yeah, well I'm seeing some things that I haven't seen before.
Take that coin.
Your bodyguard again.
I wonder how experience works in this game like, does, um...
Oh, here's the wet hairball move.
Do you have to, does that particular cat have to get a kill?
Like, how exactly does experience work in this game?
I'm not sure.
Uh, well, we fought the boss in the graveyard. There's another boss, uh, we just fought that I hadn't fought earlier either, so.
Give yourself or an adjacent unit one poison lease.
Scatter shot?
Static shot's really good. Okay, Static shot. Lots of items.
Uh, Jazzercise. Oh, this is good for you.
Okay, this is already, like, way better than the last run, dude.
All right let's see we can...
Lord Botrash blocks near Mahas way ahead.
Ash.
We got a VHS tape and stored some food.
Okay. Oh another one of those huh?
I think I can really do anything. I have two of those now.
Yeah I want to try Scatter Shot for sure.
It's a random cat after every fight, is that how it works?
It's a random cat with the lowest level, hmmm.
the
battery isn't doing what you think it's doing yeah I don't know what that's doing
actually I have no way I honestly have no idea what it's doing
game two mana increase spells mana gain by two at the end of each turn so this
This just gives you two mana, that's what it's doing.
Once per battle, gain two mana, so that gives you two more mana, and you increase the spells
mana gain by two at the end of each battle.
Right, so...
More mana...
Ohhhh, so then you want to wait to use it, I see.
I didn't know what that was doing.
I don't even want to cast that right now.
I'm pretty sure you've already...
I think that the wording was a little confusing there for me.
Okay so the mage load up teleport, gust, wall of fire.
Okay this character has something, let me know if you'll let your damage gain plus
one charge.
I don't know what a charge means, but maybe we should try this, right, chat?
Let's try it. I don't know what a charge means, but we'll see what that does.
Fukumen?
We'll see what that does.
Uh, counter first two attacks you receive in battle.
That's pretty good for you.
Furfur discovers a strange, disembodied hand. The fingers of the hand are raised upward unmoving.
Examined.
It's nothing of it. Oh, okay.
Okay, I haven't seen this one either. Magnus? I've never seen this guy.
So, I gained a charge.
Shhh!
Shoot a wet hairball that deals damage in an area. This is one guy, so I don't think it's gonna do much.
Probably our best bet is shoot a flea.
Oh
Charged
I don't know what that means.
Ummm...
Yeah, another charge.
Oh, we might have actually fought this guy once before, actually.
Actually, I think I did maybe fight this guy once just been so long and I'll remember
Okay
Is there a way to inspect
Oh
Oh, charge means gains one mana at the start. Okay, I see. So that means...
Ooh, nice counter attack there. I see.
Let's go and heal you.
Um...
If I do this, alright, let's hit him.
Mega blast.
Alright, easy fight.
Alright, easy fight.
You can spam that spell right now, right now it's the only, it will only protect once.
You can spam that spell to protect, yeah, so he'll protect after like every hit I guess,
right?
Let's see
Fire a magical blast booster healing this unit access healing is converted to an equal amount of random stat ups
Run next to the outlet the most missing health emergency is pretty nice
I'll try booster
I think I've seen that one before
Okay, well that we're definitely in better shape than we were in the last round. That's for fucking sure, right?
Let's go down to hard. Let's go hard. Dredge is one of your favorite games in
the last few years. You love Dredge.
So he gained a lot of stuff. Okay.
Sounds amazing. I need us to full health. Yeah, it's like a big-ass buff, right?
What happens about this guy's wet?
Oh so hitting him in the water just hits everything there I see you're gonna kill my fucking archer already dude
Look at that bounce dude
We're gonna do all the all that that bounce is sick
Let's uh, shoot you.
Hmm, he's gotten a little fucked up, ummm...
I'm going to use the mega blast to hit the other guy too so we can't do that.
We just have to chill with you two and you should be able to finish this guy off right
surely there we go the fly is straight from Isaac the broken wind pass one of the silliest
things you see it is pretty silly. So this is the tank. Thicken. Jump up the three tiles
away. Toss the units to an empty tile within three tiles of you then your allies can attack
it if they can so you can like pick up an enemy throw them and then all of your
allies can do it I guess I'll take flip flop let's take that one I guess okay
What do we get here?
Uh...
Ooh...
That seems good for you, right?
Although I don't ever want that on you.
I guess I'll take that on you.
I can give you, I was going to give you Royd Rage, I guess not.
All right.
What does the Broken Limb Passive do?
I'll show you in a sec.
Hang on.
A Halo.
The Broken Limb Passive is my leg.
All injuries you get are Broken Legs.
If you have 4 broken legs, you gain 4 thorns, trample, and adjacent allies have TOS as a
bonus ability.
Uh, so yeah, I don't know.
Plus 1, 30% chance to gain when you take damage.
Wow!
That's actually crazy for you.
Okay.
Which is better?
Makeup?
Some old book.
Old book.
Is he actually alive?
Um, let's see.
Gonna take care of this thing here.
He's getting pretty strong this run.
Compared to the last run, yeah, the last run was ridiculous.
Haha.
Aw, fuck you.
Always!
The game goes for the character. I'm like the most excited to use every time like clockwork like I really want to use this character
So the game like I am gonna go so hard after this character. I really just leave me be
This is the character. I want to use the most
The game knows dude
What is doing I mean? Like leave me alone! Why? Why him? Why him? There's no reason specifically
to go for him, but you gotta go for him. Fucking bullshit. The game fucking knows dude. Like
I want it, this is the character I want to use the most, but like no, absolutely under
There are no circumstances to use this character.
Like, fuck off, man.
Should've used, uh...
Should've just used Bodyguard, man.
No.
What?
He doesn't have to talk with the bot.
It's like the game knows like this guy is a threat.
Like don't let him use them at all.
But I don't know what to do about that at all, there's nothing I can do.
You're always at plus one mana regen when an ally spends seven mana to cast spell
to gain all stats up.
Um, okay, magic guru, sure.
So when you get like a, when you get like downed, what does that do?
Did that do something to me?
Oh, that's what that was.
That was the concussion that he just got.
That's what that did.
Okay.
That's what that was.
You hate tanks in this game?
They're worthless?
No, they're not.
Thanks for really good.
Yeah, it's a stat, right? It's a B-Buff, right?
Remember, man, plus one reach, leather cap,
rare ca- every time rare candy.
Whenever you gain coins, all allies heal plus one HP and gain.
I don't know.
Amped is not bad.
I'll try morale boost, but plus one reach.
Does that mean like in a physical attack, it could hit?
I can try it.
We'll try it out.
Alright. She doesn't kill much, yeah.
Alright, I only fought this guy once before.
Oh, do you know what I should have done?
I should have killed the fly with her, actually.
I definitely should have done that.
Maybe I can still do it.
You
Okay, heal and booster and
Hey, there's a much vicious.
I appreciate it.
Mega Blast sure.
and missed
cool
missed
peace
The halo was coming in clutch right there though, oh
I will try it
Not bad. All right, let's get the hell away
How many halos does this guy have?
So tasty, tasty legs. So tasty, tasty legs.
Find him in the dumpster or in Lally's.
Shake, shake, shake him down.
No!
Wrap him in the sticky, thick nails.
Wrap him in the stupids in the puncture.
Another Mega Blast, sure.
Does it give me 4 mana?
That's not going to give me that much.
Alright.
All right, the thumbnails for your YouTube neo three videos are peak. Oh, thank you
Oh
What the fuck holy shit all the sudden the fuck
What attack was that in a row?
Fucking believable man.
Save unused attacks for the future whenever you're down all allies shield 12, thorn arrows.
I haven't seen the brambles yet.
I feel like this is better though, quiver.
I feel like this is better anyway.
Do I want him? I don't know what I want. I have no idea what I want so yeah he has a broken leg.
Do we want him to have four broken legs? I have no idea. I have no idea what's going on in this game.
All right back to the junkyard.
I should know she killed the bug immediately.
Hang on, let me click on something real quick.
Oh
Alright, let's take him out something real quick
Put me in a shitty situation already
Here, go ahead and attack.
Ah, I guess I may as well.
I
Of course they are dashing motherfuckers, of course
Bro, he's gonna fucking die already, man.
Geez, you just walk into the door and it's like you're dying already.
It's already over.
Give me a fucking break, man.
fucking eatin shit literally already dead literally already dead the two
seconds that he had to get to do one thing crazy man
So the flea shot is really good because it makes multiple fleas when you do that, it's
pretty cool.
So you can kind of spam jump over and over okay use a Phoenix down
So heal you and
And let's make sure we're not standing behind him.
Having like shitty companions is really good in this game because it's not even because
they do a lot of damage, it is draw fire.
Like the only reason they're really good.
All you want for us to draw a fire.
And 10 G's, dude.
I can't just lick another cat's ass.
Or add to summon only damage funders.
They mostly, what they do is they mostly just take hits.
Small enemies won't attack you.
Your allies have Brace.
maniac. Basic attack from Suplex when adjacent enemies you gain the ability
to toss. Grab a unit in front of you. Thanks, babe.
You good? Oh, okay. Yeah, that sounds good.
Wrestle is good. I don't think I've ever seen Wrestle.
I haven't seen Pet Rock do anything.
I'll take WrestleMania, let's try that.
Alright, uh, Ripley Yu, thank you very much.
Nermaha finds a cardboard box of Holiness, you wonder what could be inside, what's
Whatcha do? Put her leg in the hole, put her leg in the hole, put her tail in the hole.
Put her leg in the hole.
Another broken leg!
Well, fuck this!
She's gonna have all four broken legs for too long in the sea.
Exodia broken legs, yeah.
So just standing on this causes that.
I lost the ability because I guess I got de-leveled.
I no longer can cast the only good thing this character had.
That's cool.
This game likes to take the fun away.
It really likes to be like,
ah, you were having fun with that, huh?
Yeah, that's gone.
This game likes to do that a lot.
Oh, okay, sure, I'm not.
Now we have high, melee attack and hit multiple times.
How is that thing still not dead I?
And like essentially like it they repeatedly bricks your characters like yeah characters sucks now
Ah, sure.
I know, yeah, 12 man I am.
So the bleeding is just never going to stop, I guess.
That's literally named after a Pokemon move.
I guess I'll keep casting it.
I want Nintendo here though.
UMMMMMMM
Two plex, grab a unit in front of you and slam it to the tile behind you, okay.
Throw a unit to an adjacent tile.
So wait, can I like, throw you at an enemy?
Is that something I can just do now?
That's pretty cool.
Can you throw a flea at them?
I think I could, yeah, pretty sure I could.
Okay, I have a guy in the water, I don't think I want to do that.
Ugh, what a mess of a fight.
You know what trait I really miss is the ability when you pick up all the pickups after fight.
Missed that.
I guess we'll grab strength for you and a full heal.
Okay?
The judo unit. A metal plate.
What does the metal plate do?
You didn't want to brace when you kill an enemy.
I guess with you honestly I don't know what to say
Okay.
Alright.
This game is so stupid, I love it.
Because Fisher finds a bunch of trash bags, they look full.
Eat, open, attack, attack.
You can't hide from Miss Fisher.
Did that like, so did that benefit me in some way?
No, that did nothing for me.
Okay.
You never use the fish to heal this guy again.
I maybe avoided a negative outcome.
Yeah, I was told about as good as I can do.
We're going to give him the booster.
It's a shame that this character got like fucking bricked, because the Mega Blast was
a lot of fun. It's a shame.
A bar. I trust your text on strategy slash tactics.
Now the tactics elements feeling up to this point.
Uh, this game is very fun so far. I feel like a lot of some of the fights
felt a little repetitive for a while. I almost wondered if the game was like not functioning properly or something like that, but um...
throw an adjacent unit I guess I can't do that unless I want to jump um but no this
game's been fun so far I'm really enjoying it just kind of like into the breach a little
bit.
I feel like I'm in the breach.
Tom, thank you for the sub, I appreciate that, thank you very much.
He ate the poop you missed eating the poop. Are you serious?
You miss the poop
How did you miss the it's cuz he's blinded when did he get blinded must have been something the guy did
He's going for the only guy I fucking care about, as usual, going for literally the
the only guy I give a rat's ass about.
basic poop.
Maybe I can get another spell someday with this character so he's not terrible anymore.
Okay, that time he actually hit the poop.
Suplex him.
You missed?
He's completely trapped in this corner.
Can he even get out anymore?
Oh well now he can.
Oh wait, I can make him attack again.
Okay.
The cleric is pretty fun.
The cleric is pretty fun.
Um...
Bro, the mess ass!
How are you gonna miss the poop?
of
the
there we go fucking finally dude holy crap man oh we gained something
Okay, so definitely like dexterity for this character, right?
Okay, I wonder if that also increases your range or not for dexterity?
Inflict charm Q on a random minute at the start of each battle.
That sounds pretty good.
Okay, let's take that.
That's an Isorgana, is it?
Game plus 3 health regen until the end of battle, attire, units that contact you are knocked back.
It was the charisma, max mana, the minus charisma is what fucked me.
If I gain plus 2 charisma, I can maybe cast stuff again.
Let's do that.
Uhhhhhhh
Ah, that's good hard.
Tire plus trample is hilarious.
Let's see.
It's a sack of garbage is going to be pretty strong.
This seems like a great one for the scatter shot if we can ever manage it.
Um...
I come here.
I want to try tossing something else, but I don't think that really works.
I could, uh, I guess I could do this.
Alright.
Chum Chum.
The sentient trash bag?
Yeah.
Crash bags? Man, these fucking siren calls are so annoying.
Okay.
Has anything not been annoying?
If I back up one, I can hit both of them with this.
Yeah.
You shit.
Uhhhh.
I hit my own dude! That hits your own what? I don't understand how shit works in this game.
weird it's like I don't understand that's what I can toss the range on toss I'm a little
confused on
Throw a random thing around you to it.
Yeah, I was trying to see if I could use it as like an attack.
Yeah, let me try something here.
So that got all stats increased by one by doing that.
Try to heal you.
Let's go, uh, I guess let's zap, I could do much.
Oh
Was that an item oh
I kind of man can I go grab that seemed like a lot of money
money six dollars hell yeah dude um the rally you and heal you
Yeah, we have a holstered attack here. There we go.
I mean out of here man every currency in every game is to barb is usd exactly dollars all dollars
See stat up as intelligence affects mana regen full of max mana and starting mana so like both of these are really good for you
Mana regen or max mana and starting mana. Let's go with max mana and starting mana
What was it we just got here?
A lot of the fact that spawns a glass tile bottles.
Is this uh...
Okay, sure.
Uh, let's go here.
Or mula.
Navy's field, we'll stay here for the sub.
Appreciate it dude, thank you very much.
A radar dish.
One of the niggas marked at the start of each turn.
Okay, try that.
Mama Ham finds a strange bottle of liquids. She tries to read the label but the branding is vague.
We can drink it or we can take it.
Ignore it.
No, I'm good.
We'll pass on that.
E-Dubs, thank you for the sub. Appreciate that, thank you E-Dubs.
Oh
Oh
Hang on
What is it? Oh, there's uh, these are Jekyll's up there and those are gonna evolve into those crazy those crazy things
They're not too bad, but they are gonna do that
Well, I just beat tell us principal to I so glad I gave it a try of scene play
I enjoyed that to be honest. I kind of enjoyed tell us principal to my life. I
Enjoy the game
He's pretty gnarly, man.
He body slammed the one guy into the other and killed him.
Oh, wow!
Did he try to move into him and damage him?
Is that what just happened there?
Oh, he's charmed.
Oh.
Damn you.
It's hard to tell what enemies, a dash tag with a knockback, yeah.
I can never keep track of what enemies do what.
Need to like hover over more often
You
You met how did you miss!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, so wait, are you not choosing what you're throwing?
Is that how that works?
I can't choose what I throw?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Oh man, this thing sucks.
I wonder if you can keep doing booster like over and over and like completely overload
I completely overload one of the enemies like things.
Well, I'm over there, let's go move you, let's go grab this.
So this guy is going next, uh, so we're just gonna say fuck you to this guy, bye.
We'll go Holster and attack.
So he's got a lot of stats up.
Can we just keep doing it?
Let's keep trying.
Yeah, that's it.
seems stackable yeah I mean I don't know how good of a strategy that is at all
I have no idea it might not it might not be worth it for all I know
okay this I feel like this fur fur here could be insane this character could
be insane if if we can use it right like he might actually be crazy I think this
is an examined situation we got a dry bone necklace okay what is the dry bone
nexus um that seems perfect for ner maha okay dry bone for her just needs to
survive
Boost you up
I
Really gotta be careful here
I think what we got to do is we got to like oh you got charm somehow
I
Feel like this fight is always like a shit show
Oh
Buffy you up keep buffing you up
Alright, we used stakeout and we're hoping next turn is going to be crazy.
I was doing more enemy variety, uh, what if I shoot you?
Okay.
Um, yeah, there's been more fo- ah, no, dude, like I knew it.
They're not gonna let me have fun, they're not gonna let me do that.
This one's got the least amount of HP, so they both have the same.
I'm gonna run you away up here.
Okay, I feel like on this one you gotta spread out from these guys.
Or they're gonna bunch up on you and go crazy.
Okay, well I have no other option but to shoot this guy.
Should I do scatter shots?
Or should I do fleas I wonder?
Waah!
Ohohohohohohoho!
Ohohohohoho!
Ohohohohoho!
Ohohohoho!
Ohohohohoho!
Ohohohohohohoho!
Goddamn!
If I- Okay, if I shoot this guy, he's gonna shoot him in the face.
I can't shoot him.
He might just be fucking dead anyway. Yeah, just the game just decided he was dead. Like, what are you gonna do, man?
I thought these guys were supposed to be fucking blind, like, what is this shit?
It's time to make it for you.
Fill it with the arm.
That smell coming from.
That smell coming from.
You lose a little flesh.
Don't speak to me fresh.
Then around in a little while,
Bro look at how many shots I have stored up.
Wow man.
The range guy is pretty fun to use man.
The range guy's got some fun abilities.
Alright let's see so Nirmaha leveled up.
earthquake iron head
Rock song levitate all rocks they will automatically fling towards enemies that end movement in line with them I
Like iron head I gotta take iron head
So it was in Mama Ham was the one that went down right
Another god, another- was it a charisma they lost?
Oh, it was a dexterity. No.
It was Mama Ham that went down, right?
Oh, I think they lost, uh, no, a charisma weirdo. We knew that from before.
Oh, they lost a constitution. That's what it was. Constitution, that's what it was.
Your basic attack spawns brambles.
Find a recycled mask, find an item on this grates, uh, everybody's wearing something.
Alright.
Alright, back to the bone yard.
You can't see red.
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't know what we're gonna do against the boss here.
Assuming we even get there
Bro like give me a turn
What the fuck?! Jesus fucking Christ!
Bro, she's like dead already!
Man, like you just walk in the fucking door and that's it!
did that not do any damage fucking hell man
pretty goddamn extreme at this point why are we all we're all poisoned too all
all poison yeah why not yeah sure okay cool why not
oh here we wow so cool wow how fun I don't get to do anything we so cool I
guess I don't get to do anything what is this garbage the fuck is this
If I do scatter shot here, bro, I'm gonna fucking kill my own guy
I know, yeah, by me bro that wasn't my guys fault, like they just got fucked right off
They're right off the bat man
We can upgrade scatter shot I haven't seen the upgrade of scatter shot I guess I'll try that
And my care my four fucking guys are getting fucked up here. So what happened to?
You
and a broken leg now
Okay, you gotta like you got a heel
You got you guys got a heel like immediately
You know your base attack spawns brambles
Interesting
All right, you guys got a heel.
He's made me work for it.
You think God of War could shadow drop a Metroidvania? I don't know about a shadow drop. That'd be crazy.
We can either inspect or run. I guess let's inspect.
Miss Fisher got immortal. Okay, what does that mean?
All damage you take is just to one when you take damage suffer a random injury
That's terrible yeah it is
Let's go heal you, let's go heal you.
I'm not sure what my best bet is here
Red?
I don't know where he got thorns from.
These things, um...
I want to sort of take a certain term. Teleports to a unit that kills its allies. So we haven't killed anybody yet.
Let's go and do that and you're good on health for now
We have to be very careful with fur fur
Those fur fur is probably the most likely to kill something I
Don't think we want to use stakeout
I think what we want to do is we want to use the fleas and we'll try to get the fleas to do it
Is what we actually want to do
Yeah, the scatter shot would be strong, but we don't want to kill them because then they're
all going to zoom in all around them.
We don't want that.
You kill the birds if you kill the birds it's like a random stat up or you get like a some stat ups
Yeah, see this is a thing is what we actually want we want the fleas
The fleas won't kill
Shit
Yeah, this is what we were worried about.
So that guy's gonna spin and I think possibly kill that guy?
I don't know. Let's just wait.
Okay, he did kill that guy. Now that guy's gonna teleport over to here, I think.
You are kidding?
No, how, how is this fucking possible?
I'm like trying so hard, man.
How is this fucking possible?
Fuck off with this game.
This game is a piece of shit.
I can't do suplex because I'm gonna suplex it on her fuck this game
Is she like ever gonna have magic ever again at this rate?
It's like the dumb shit that happens to you in this game is just like, it's like unbelievable
the dumb shit that happens to you in this game.
Teleport, Frostblast, Molder, Flick, Burn, 1, and 2, a unit in range.
I guess Teleport.
Okay, let's see the damage on her.
Bro, two concussions, and she got poisoned.
And she's just getting fucking massacred, basically.
I don't know what went wrong.
They- so every time they got a- she got an immortal thing.
So now every damage she takes is one damage.
And now every time she gets hit, she gets an injury.
So that lowers her stats every time to the point where she's just gonna be fucking worthless
And that sounds fucking stupid that's because it is fucking stupid
Yeah
Yeah, sure why not let's rub the magic lamp sure
I know yeah, she is yeah, oh this fight
I
Really much hold I can do there
If we can kill the maggots, she won't have anything to spawn.
I think we should probably kill the maggots.
try to. The problem comes when she starts involving the maggots is the problem. Yeah,
That's where the issue comes in.
I'm gonna regret this.
Wait can I not suplex?
I can't suplex her?
So I can't even attack this enemy with the Suplex?
Oh that's lame, I mean I'd rather have the basic attack then.
I can Suplex the fucking gravestone onto her I guess.
fuck up damn it i fucked up
Really fucked up I
Got teleport out I was trying to do something there didn't work out
Oh, all right, let's see
I can't as much as I want to do it. I can't do scatter shot because he's right there
My guy is right there. Yeah
If I do scatter shot, he's gonna flee he's gonna fucking die. No way
I
Do flee shot
I got to kill the ghost before he does more bullshit.
We don't want the ghost can cast a doom on you. Oh
Look another fucking look at that the fucking stupid maggot can charge across the goddamn fucking entire field
So this buff burfer it surrounds and then this is the charge you won this is the one that charges across the whole fucking field
Why did this fight is like designed to turn to a fucking disaster?
That's like the design of this fight.
So I mean there's really this character because he got fear and there's pretty much nothing
I can do with this guy.
Excuse me, shut the fuck up.
Ah, there's another Andy with you.
I got her I got you right where I want you this time though final flash I wasn't
that impressive
I should have attacked and then done it I should have attacked then done the big
blasts that would have been better actually
At least it wasn't a miss
Yeah, sure go ahead give more injuries. This thing is gonna have nine million injuries by the end because I can't stop it from getting hit
It's gonna have like a billion injuries
There's no I just there's nothing I can do about that like I can't you can't protect like
Protecting a character in this game is like a joke. You can't do it. It's impossible
Oh
Oh, yeah, let me go ahead and let's let me add to that sure let me add to that shit. Why not?
I
Mask man
No, that's not what I fucking pressed, you stupid piece of shit!
You gonna hit him again?
Okay, at least you hit somebody else this time, I guess.
Ugh...
What a disaster. Just blast it with the Grape Shot. I got a Dice.
Ah, she's got...her Intelligence going down too.
Reverse the last damage an adjacent unit took.
There's one and six chance this will kill you. If it doesn't gain plus one or
random stat and one or two coins. Russian shorthair roulette fuck off game.
First damage. Fuck off. Do you want to fuck up and make things worse and shit?
You can re-roll your options when you level up. That's interesting.
They're assuming we ever level up ever again. Alright.
Can the cat die nine times?
I think we may be swapping over chat pretty soon for the sponsored segment of Helldivers
Maybe swapping over here pretty soon one of the best items in the game Isaac
Need maha leveled up bodyguard plus this one ally switch to that and game this
Flip flop.
Flip flop is good.
I'll take that.
Alright, let's go off.
We're going to do some data-hally-ow here.
A strong current of water impedes Mama Ham's way forward.
Oh good.
Swim across, jump over, go around.
No.
Fuck that.
Fuck that
A future stench is on the air Mama ham. Okay, so we've got examine destroy lutes examine
Yes
Slingshot a rag hood a frying pan and a wow a lot of stuff there, huh?
Okay, what is all this shit?
Block and counter back stabs a range unit 50% dodge dodge chance
Give that to you
Raise that with a 33% chance to blind to
That sounds good for this guy, alright?
Let's see, how are we?
I
Booster doughnuts for the win. Thank you very much
so these guys we have to hit twice to kill them they attack well that's one of
my guys charm them that's what I'm always confused when that happens
I think you don't know it's oh I didn't do that even see that guy over there
fuck is this game should I get this or Nioh 3 I mean they're very different what are
you in the mood for I guess.
I don't think these games, I don't think this could be any more different than Nioh 3.
Oh shit.
Um, oh, okay.
So these are all going to come back.
Mega blast.
That's bad.
The fuckers are annoying as hell.
That thing break after one hit oh that thing's even gonna wake up too
oh god damn it motherfucker 21 Jesus fucking shit ass damn it why does this game work
the way it works it's a fall god oh this is so bad dude okay okay that's
that's good though
son of a fucking bitch
I don't know what I'm doing, I have no idea what I'm doing, I understand, I have no fucking idea.
In this motherfucker die, what do I gotta do to fucking kill you?
This game is a fucking joke!
It's a joke, right?
This game is a joke?
You're joking how did that even happen? What is this?
Oh yeah, this game is a motherfucking joke.
YES IT FUCKING IS!
Yes, this game is a fucking joke!
And you are not in on the joke, you are the joke!
Yeah, this game is a motherfucking joke, ain't it?
I'm pretty sure this won't kill my guy.
Okay, it didn't.
every time that shit happens to he fucking teleports
okay bye idiot
so yeah motherfucker
dude if he killed this guy I would have been
fucking furious I would have been so furious
look at it look at this cat
booster plus I guess I guess you should pass
You all, feed Bob your son.
Uh, Duke, thank you for the son.
Appreciate that dude, thank you very much.
Yeah, uh...
She's still like, barely hanging in there.
Yeah.
She's got everything wrong with her.
Ha ha ha ha.
Um...
It's okay that this guy got the broken paw, that's fine.
So, if we're fighting that same boss,
like, we need this guy's scattershot.
We need we need scattershot and like all that shit to be to be working. We need that shit good
Let's see. We're gonna have to save and
Quit though and we're gonna finish this run soon
The new passive recurs to be amazing. It's rainbow, baby. Yeah. Yeah, we haven't finished this run
Obviously, we'll be back with this one
Very soon. Who know who knows how it's gonna turn out. We'll see
All right, hang on here one second.
We almost ready.
You know, message people.
We are going to be loading up Helldivers too
because there's new Helldivers update
and we're gonna be checking out
with some other streamers.
Should be a good time.
Let's see, let me change my stream title and stuff here.
Now let's get this shit going.
I really want to know how that MewGenex run is going to turn out.
In a second, you guys just have to commute a few minutes.
Uh...
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Uh, let's see.
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Yeah, okay, all right hang on chill game
Chill for one second here. I'm gonna get some robots. Yeah, I'm excited about the the big new update here
I guys if you have all that was pleased. Uh, if you do me a favor, please do not join my my game here for a minute here
One second. I get this I get this all ready
And you guys can use exclamation point hell divers in the chats
Let's see
All divers
Yeah, let's go ahead and pin this one. Yes big new update. Apparently we are attacking the home planet of the
Automatons the cyborgs
Very excited. So say yeah. Yeah, just making sure it's somebody's gonna join
I am before we get started I'm gonna get up use bathroom and back in just one second
Yeah, it's BRB.
On second, BRB.
Oh my god, I'm not.
Oh, my nanan!
uh...
uh... bro i gotta run away from my cat
they try to catch up to me and say hey come back here
i'm ready to spend two hours trying to kill the new boss guy well i don't think
we'll be going on a super held i've uh... probably because i don't think
miss me car or the others
play too much held i was too
so i'm gonna
go ahead and guess that we're probably going to play on a lighter
difficulty, but I'm sure it'll still be tough for sure.
Hang on here, one second, I gotta hit a couple of other things.
Alright, thank you to PlayStation for sponsoring the stream as well.
Always love playing Helldivers, and thank you for choosing me to play some Helldivers
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of my favorite games in the past couple of years. I love playing this game. I love how
it's been updated. Frequent updates. It's got cross play now. In general, the game
has really only gotten better. I had a lot of fun also recently with the new tank as
well. I really enjoyed that one. You guys can click on the link, X-Mation Point Hell
Divers in the chat. We'll be joining up with other streamers here shortly to
a place in all divers here and Bobby playstations here oh my god Bobby
playstation is here all right I got some of the new warbond stuff I also
unlocked the tank bro the tank is super fun but man it's kind of hard when
you're when you're driving with somebody else and I kind of hard
Hang on, so I've got headphones, hang on, let me do turn off voice chat, because we're
probably going to be using Discord.
You're pretty quick too, only a small amount, only a small amount.
Hang on one second.
No, the tank is good, the tank is very strong actually, I like the tank a lot, that's fine.
Fine with me.
Yeah, it's funny how the tank in Helldivers 2 was like worse, like the thing about normal
Tanks is like they can spin around and they can shoot like any direction
But the tank in this game only has like a fucking 40 degree angle in the front of it that it can shoot
So I guess I guess in the future tanks are worse are gonna are gonna get worse
Hello
Can you guys hear me
that they can hear me.
Is this in Barb?
Is he here?
Is he too loud?
Uh, hello.
I've toggled mute.
Wait, I have to remember how to use it.
Can you guys hear me?
I'll answer too.
Let me know when you send the twitch thing,
and I'll accept that.
I'm just going to go over to my talking points
right they can't hear me yet um why does why does discord change settings all the time
uh it should be on the right thing
uh you guys still can't hear me shit
It's how they test your age, uh, yeah, I'm not sure seems like it's working here, hello?
Hi.
Hang on.
Let me go on my discord real quick.
Um, one second.
Testing.
Uh, hang on. Who am I playing with? One second. I'm trying to get my microphone working on
Discord. Uh, it seems like it's not working. Um, yeah. Now it seems like everybody's, everybody's
muted. Damn. It's muted and it's for the mic. Uh, here, I can show you guys. Hang
on one second um so here is discord and uh so my microphone is set to uh who wants to
be group leader chat mic and it says input volume see like right there it's working but
it's not uh it's not coming through they're not hearing me yeah oh it's because it's because
they have pushed to talk on. Hi guys how's it going? I've been fighting with
like why is why is this not working it's because I've got pushed to talk on.
Nobody can hear me. What's up guys? Yeah my discord is plugging out too.
I'm freaking out trying to figure this out. So do you guys who
does anybody who wants to be the lobby host
I mean I guess you can since you're like the highest level probably
I think I'm friends with you guys from last time but we have a
Ms. Meek and I we've done this before
I think I did one or two with you
Yeah, yeah, I believe there's a word there's a I don't think I've met the the other streamer here. Hello
Okay, got you well, I'll have to send him a friend request when I can
Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. I was thinking of doing it advance, but I forgot
Press all the buttons on how long can't remember what press to talk
One, two, three!
Oh my god.
I'm not doing it right.
Easy money.
Easy every time.
I gotta see what's new I can buy in here too.
Hang on, let me go to Acquisitions here.
The Fista, yeah, my ship is the Fista Family Values, that's right.
How do you see your ship name?
Oh, Queen of War.
Can you change yeah, you can change it. I've been I've been the fist of family values since the beginning
That's pretty nice
Now I'll go buy this I don't know I don't even know this premium warp on the negative this one. Ooh the sensor interesting
Spend my super credits the reeducator
Here
Where's your friends we have a miss Mika
Distortion and another streamer who I've not had the pleasure of meeting it is Anthony is it?
I'm gonna follow afterwards
Have I got the sludge hammer yet no I have not I do not have the sludge hammer yet
Sounds cool though
You all is that a pistol goodness
sorry okay I'm back hello Anthony yeah hello hello nice to meet you Anthony how you doing how you
doing good morning morning I invited you guys to stream together if you want to join it oh sure
okay yeah I think I joined up yeah you did maybe okay you see if I have me
Yeah, let me see here one second, it should be under notifications, right?
Yeah I see it.
Okay, so I think I'm a part of it.
I'm actually the sender, not the presser, not the joiner.
Let me see here one second, it should be in there, I'm playing with Miss Mika, yes
I am.
miss me good today as a scroll through 5 million on red yes okay can you guys I
don't know either your friends the Anthony if you can invite him or if he
wants to send me a friend request or something yeah any of us got them yeah
I'm looking at the notification, I don't see anything from you Mika.
You want to try to send it again?
Of course.
Uh, I can send you a friend request.
Okay.
Or I can send you my code anyway, I don't know what your code is.
Gotcha.
Alright, here's, uh, I'll put it in the call there.
Apparently we got the wrong panel banner, Barb.
How are you doing?
I guess.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll try to fix that.
How are you guys all?
How's your Wednesday?
Oh, I was trying to DSL Rando.
It's horrible.
Which Dark Souls?
DS1.
DS1 I was trying like rando permada with like auto equip. It was
style day
Yeah, Dark Souls one. That's where you get like
Seeth spawns in a tiny room and you can't get past them or something
Yeah, yeah, pretty much
You know, I really dislike Dark Souls 2 but the Dark Souls 2 randomizer was like really fun
Yeah, I'm not a fan, but the randomized are really fun
Yeah, for sure. I love the rando for that. It's so much fun
Have you have you been playing the game already bar I played a bit the other day I tried out the the new tank
And the tank is really fun
It's it's very enjoyable. I'll call on the tank for us as well
They've got in
What's that?
You can more than one ride on it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay. I got your friend request here. I get you in
Okay, you should you just enter right now except then you should be able to join
Sounds good. And then I didn't get the twitch thing. I don't know it's not it was a you Mika
Yes, indeed.
Uh, do you want to try to send it again, see if that works?
Yeah.
So the way that the tank works is that there's four seats in it,
one person drives, one person shoots, and there's like two passenger seats.
So like, ideally it's perfect for two.
But it's pretty hard to drive though.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, right.
I don't want to hit anti-tank mines, exactly.
We're heading up here to we got to go to cyber stand
Cyborgs are deployed to the battlefield of this planet leading their automaton armies
Oh, that's it
Okay
Discord in but is that so Joe and I'm not in it because now there's a tank in the game. I don't know
Okay
Says waiting for a host
The city was once a center of commerce
Okay, we'll put it on hard mode and not super crazy hard
Now I have it on level five, which is not too bad, but I don't know what we're facing it still could be really hard
So I don't know
Level 10 still max difficulty. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I normal. That's what I normally play on
Yeah, I know in the hell divers one
It went up to like 15 or something crazy like that even yeah, I think it did
They'll add more with like an update at some point
There's a minimum is for it'll be harder. I imagine this is not gonna be easy at all
So let's see, I accepted your friend request if you can, I don't know if you can find my
lobby or let me see if I can, let me see if I can invite you.
There we go.
Should be, should be good now Mika.
Thank you.
Okay.
I got you invited.
Nice.
And then uh
Barberian, yeah, I think we're good on the invites. Yeah, I just sent you an invite to the lobby
Okay
Yeah, cool, I think it's loading. Oh
You can see the pew-pews outside the window that's new
Level 87
I've played a decent amount of Helldivers
So we're in trouble, we'll run straight to you
How many hours do you get in this game so far?
who'd been like level 150 which is I think is max but yeah one of my chatters was saying you're
you're not even high level yeah yeah not too much I think I'm level 17 yeah yeah maybe you're
destroyer 17 oh we got it was this
cyber stand it's the robot home planet
here blow them up I need to ready up
You got to go in the hell pod and then
Then we choose our loan off stuff
Okay, yeah, we're waiting for this we just went down for the last person to get in the hell pod
You guys wait on me
I was like just waiting for it to start
Let's see what am I bringing?
Meika I like the drip. That's nice little gold on there
Okay, I'll definitely bring the tank
Heavy machine gun
500 kg you think two machine guns is good. Sure. Go for it. Yes, sir. Yeah, right
Yeah
Bring the quasar can't even bring the quasar. I'll bring the heavy machine gun. We'll see I don't know what we're up against
We'll find out I haven't done this yet bring the portable hellbomb
I'll just wrap it the distortions back and send them in
perfect
I like the heavy machine gun
I remember when they first put that gun out it had like it felt like it had ten bullets
They made it like so much better than it was before
Yeah, I airplanned some L-divers. I decided
Eruptor is nice. Yeah, I do like the eruptor
All right, let's do it
Yeah, this game has been through a lot of changes over the years for sure.
Rebalances and changes.
They have also massively made it like the game is way smaller than it was before, like
just like sizing your PC is crazy too.
I did try to lose shotgun, yeah I did.
Oh boy.
got a hold lb and then there's like a series of inputs you have to do I'm
guessing you're probably playing on non-control yeah but if I first control
actually when you said oh okay that actually we're going controller I was
It's like, oh, okay, control one minute.
Oh, what?
What?
Did I do that?
Go ahead, stick it first.
Go ahead, go right.
This is the warm-up game, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, tell them this is definitely the warm-up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh
Geez
I just literally just dropped all my stuff on the ground and I'm using it
Bring it guys back
All right, thanks Mark, let's get in the hang of things again
Just deal with all these 200,000s going on around here
I just forgot to eat on myself, that was great
I'm sad, I'm sad. Oh, geez man. This is level five
Did you put this on expert or is this on normal right now? It's on level five
Let's get a little spicy right now
It's all coming back to me, it's all coming back.
Yeah, yeah, it's coming back to me.
Where the hell is the legend, damn war-booters?
What do you need?
Enemy anti-aircraft.
These big guys?
They have a weak point in the back.
You hit it in the front with the expendable anti-tank or something else too.
I
Called it a resupply because I'm like out of ammo already
Oh I died too this run
I swear I didn't choose the hardest difficulty, I swear.
I'm gonna wake him up real quick on this.
Do you drop a less ammo on Cyber Sand?
Do you really?
Really?
Okay, I didn't know that actually crunches.
I
These aerial units are ripping us apart I think
So the drowsys we're supposed to shoot down the things above now, that's not done
We gotta go like north
quite a bit yeah yeah we got it we're pushed down south we got to go north I
just called in my tank excellent it's coming in just what we need right now
see if it actually drops it though
all right I'll uh I got a fly drop for a gun but I don't know where it is
wait did you do the code and you threw it on the ground right?
I'm gonna get in I'm out front I'm just running over like cyborg
I don't know if I'm fast enough.
Oh boy, here he is.
All right, here I think I'm...
I'm trying not to.
We're coming in hot.
I'm behind you. Watch out!
Can we get in?
Yeah, get in the back. Somebody get in the back of the gunner seat.
We're under that.
In the back.
It's right directly in the back.
She's just chilling on the side.
It's working.
What's she doing?
I'm kind of on it now.
Oh dude, she's surfing on this thing.
There's a back door. You gotta press A. Back door.
Alright, there you go.
So there's a machine gun and there's a big cannon. You have to reload the big cannon.
All right, where we got ahead north, I'll try to drive us the right direction here
This thing is not the most maneuverable so be a little patient with me here
You're doing an amazing job, Gaby.
I think that would make just so sure like little gopher is popping out.
Alright, I think we're heading the right way.
Oh yeah, I think the air base control is right up in it, or actually they're nice to each other, it looks like.
What's going on?
There's something!
This planet is really cool.
So is this also like the new Vino?
Yeah, this is new. Oh my god.
All right, somebody just blew up okay. I think that is the drop ship over here. This is a drop ship right up there
I don't worry coming in hot
So directly had 11 o'clock that's a drop ship right there. Can you get an angle on it?
We may have to get out.
There's you the fabricator.
I got a roundhouse kick.
I think I'm doing it directly in front of us shoot that thing
Yeah, shoot it with the big cannon this thing
The thing right in front of us not the radar dish
There you go, that's the thing. Those things are fabricators.
Oh, hahaha.
Okay, so these are dropships.
Deliver the SSD.
I think I'm gonna bail out and we can come back to the tank later. I'm gonna get up
We use them on the ground.
How do I get out?
Oh, I gotta press A to get out.
Hell.
How do I get out?
Remise, I haven't died yet.
I don't know where they want me to call on this hellbomb.
I think, do we got to go inside here, distortion or something?
Yeah, there's a computer we got to interact with.
Yeah.
I was trying to do it.
We can with like middle mouse
You guys can you guys zoom in or something?
Oh uh press Q
Distance
I don't need to hold
You got here, you got here
Alright I'm watching this over and over
Oh
Stop goofing around, I'll try.
Almost done with the terminal, I think it's done.
Oh, it's done.
Ouch.
What was that?
All right extractions in the northwest
I see it yeah
Okay, we're missing somebody
Leave somebody behind who is it?
Miss me back there
All right
Get the gun
I gotta use it like twice and then I die
I'll go
You know what kind of guy it was
We'll buy another one
Like Renee's launcher
Hey, I killed it myself. It's not weird. You think it would like ride out, but it kind of weirdly rides down strange
Yeah, we need to bring some anti air stuff next mission
There we go, oh, I just tried to neem me in the face
Whoa! I just ran right onto a land mine, I think.
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't worry.
Yeah, I need something.
I'm...a two-feet?
Yeah.
Gotcha. Got another.
Another land mine here.
of
the
of
the
Like we didn't even lose one person.
The perfect run.
Yeah.
That was perfect, yeah.
Smooth as eggs.
Oh.
Me, it couldn't work.
Yeah.
Oh, jeez, man.
I
Begging your soldier
I thought they said the area was secured
They don't look like it's secured
It's a little spicy
my god there's so many
I got a bomb I can call soon but my yeah
I thought it was an extractive ship at
oh my
Jeez
This is sick
Oh, we didn't get a trash and told yeah, I'm gonna try to start it
Oh no wonder I was like, huh taking them quite a bit
Yeah, you can customize the guns like crazy now
Yeah, that's so cool if you hold the... I forgot how to do it already.
I've seen Scrazy, I know how I like it. I wonder what 10 is like.
Thanks, update!
money
I got you dude, thank you make up
all my best
I'm gonna get out of here. Let's go. Let's go.
We're nice
You do
That's fun. That was a good warm up round. It was
I have a thought I was just confused.
I'm not really in.
Yeah.
Here's a warmup.
I was like actually those on difficult 10.
No, it was not.
I couldn't even imagine that that's got to be crazy.
Apparently it's pretty narrowly, yeah.
Yeah, it probably takes a lot of like just team play, you know, and stick together.
I'll probably try it out later today.
So, I'm gonna compare them like difficulty 7 or 8.
There's like a boss, or like a huge enemy.
I don't know if it's a boss, but hmm.
It's like a unique enemy to it.
Oh my god, that was a nice like, victory post, Barb.
Oh, thank you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
The galactic war waits for no one.
Yeah, what was the thing about a boss raid?
What is that?
So there's different bosses on different planets like there's a giant bug boss, and I guess there's like a new giant robot boss as well
I don't I think we met me may have to be on a higher difficulty though. I'm not sure a
Box engine it spouts propaganda sounds awesome
Not me with the 1400 friendly fire damage I was driving the tank or I was gunning the
tank so I don't even want to know.
It was on too bad you had 75 friendly fire damage that's like nothing compared to my
1400 is nothing.
That's why I died.
all right let's use a different gun here we need some kinds of bazookas or
something I'll take out the new try doing I got a little the was launcher
I'll bring that I'll take the tank again and the material rifles that's not
good anti material rifle I think that one's good that's a sniper rifle I
thing right yeah I'll go Quasar cannon it sounds right to me
can I use the auto cannon alone or sound a two-person weapon you can use the
auto cannon alone yeah you did it comes with a backpack right I'm gonna change to
grenade I'm gonna try it
right
I'm just covering them blood and guts.
Not me.
I guess I took a shower.
Am I on Superheld?
No, no.
This is it, Helldiver.
You fight for a
What's our mission on this one?
Destroy buildings within the building to go east, but we're outside the walls right now, so
We got to get her we got to find our way in
I was like it was a breach in the wall right here
come on you guys dude come on
what happened
you got me
he knew what happened
oh my god
we didn't see anything
I got him all right
there's a wasp back here
I guess I can't carry the heavy weapons
if somebody wants to pick this up
they don't have a super weapon yet
or whatever
I don't want to watch your boss find out who did that
of
the
and then just back here.
I got a breach.
Yeah.
Oh!
I got assassinated.
Really?
Yeah, my head just fell off.
I didn't even know what happened.
All right, we got a factory right in front of us
Where do I shoot the cyborgs prevent the thing
Eesh.
Alright, I'll see. Keep heading west or east.
That was good.
Oh my god, that's definitely done. I'm almost sitting in front of my life.
Yeah, I think this will kill me earlier that I ran in front of it.
Yeah, those turrets will mow you down.
I did not care right in front of it.
Throwing in the hell bomb. I don't know if I got in the right spot though.
of
the
I got you back
How does the hell bomb work you just
You call it in and then you have to act there's like a panel on it you have to act
I got it.
Oh, that was an easy mission, that was it.
I was an easy mission, I was it.
Oh my god.
Um.
That can't be good.
Oh shit.
Oh, that's the only objective.
Yeah, also does it.
They may have any grenades they can throw into this thing right here.
Yeah, if you throw a grenade in the thing there, it's in the top right.
Or in the front door, I ran out of grenades.
All right, attractions to the south, there's also a factory to our east.
of
If you see any expendable anti tanks just go ahead and take one of those like a bazooka.
I feel free to take one of those.
You can kind of spam those in there, they're pretty easy to use.
They only have one shot though.
oh no, there's tanks right in front of us
oh boy, oh boy
Okay, I need that I need a driver here. Nobody's right. They're kicking the tank
I believe you meet again the driver say no distortion the very upset right now
We got to go reverse
I'm gonna try to rest you guys. Let's take it.
Oh boy. Oh no.
I didn't know which one was the driving seat.
Oh yeah, you gotta go in the front a little bit.
Okay. Oh no, they broke the tank. No!
I went in the lava.
Oh that was really unfortunate.
Don't try to fire.
Are you all dead?
Oh my god, you legend.
You got this.
We're back!
I
Need my quasar cannon back
Adam, you're good, you're good, you're bad.
All right, you're good.
That's what I feel like most of the time too.
I'll be like, what else did I just explode?
I don't know where I'm like, I had no idea what happened.
A peaceful moment.
I'm sure we'll last a long time Oh boy, the quiet before the storm
These guys are sneaky
It was disgusting.
All right, keep it west.
I'm going to event you.
Got you back in.
Huh?
Oh fuck it up I'll try not to
There's a little extra rocket launcher here, if anybody wants it.
I'm good.
I have a serious tip for you guys do not send a lover yeah not good for you
It's a good tip.
Oh!
Oh we got eyes up we got aerial units now oh yeah that's a lot we get those those rockets
Oh
I ran out of I ran out of heels man. I had no more heels
all we've done is sentry
we're getting a little low on lives
yeah we are
how long do we stop dying yet?
yeah just stop dying guys
I'm just making it entertaining for the stream, you know, keeping it spicy.
I'm calling it a hellbomb here, watch it out, you guys know what I clear on my activators
Oh, yeah, I don't like this.
It doesn't come good for my health.
Oh, shit.
Did somebody shoot the hell bomb? What happened there?
I don't know.
I think it exploded. So what happened to the don't die thing, guys?
Well, one person's getting left out here.
I wonder if that could be it.
Well, I have to show that.
I didn't feel like it was that.
We need to go to the extraction now.
We're just slowly getting further and further away.
Yeah, we were definitely not going the right way.
We got chased out there in southeast.
Oh man the aerial got me that's just me and you Anthony oh we got this one minute 15 seconds
and somebody gets back in
and it's me
oh my god you're going to die
well we completed the mission even if we die
uh
we delivered my leg
it's perfectly safe
oh boy
I'm just fucking up
no point
It's a great idea great idea just enus you got this I
Got somebody's like mini-gun though. That's good. Oh very nice
It's like a rocket launcher of the red. Yeah
We're almost 70s ocean
20 seconds Miko we got you
I think it's the lava you feeling right there.
Quite possible.
How do we get out of it dude?
How do we get out of here?
Oh no, they're shooting me right now.
There was a break in the wall before.
He's got to be somewhere, somewhere here.
Oh boy.
I'm bringing one of you back.
Oh, I think I see that.
Throwing it over the wall.
I think there's an entrance right here, right up ahead.
That's what I thought when we went around the last corner.
You guys looking for extraction.
I don't know how to get out there.
There's just a little door I caught on the map.
What would that be?
Wait, could you not open the...
Yeah, I see that.
What would that not be the entrance?
Wait, could you not open the yeah, I see that
Maybe I'm gonna blow the door open somebody's eye again here Barb. Oh, maybe you're the highest level here
How are we getting there? Oh, well, I've never I've never played this although apparently you can blow open the door maybe
Yeah, they think we just this is scale as well. Oh
Nice oh my god lifesaver that shit was so annoying
enjoy this door it's just like it seems like a big door and you can in it auto
camera
it's not working hmm yeah I don't know like it's doing anything
Taty, no?
It's above them open.
There you go.
There we go.
Pleasure to the trick.
This is a cool biome.
Yeah, you were right.
I'll put a little resupply here if you need more heals.
That's a good idea.
I'm like flowed.
Okay, I'm good.
It feels like you're like ice skating, right, really slowly.
Yeah.
Additional reinforcement funding approved.
I got your barb, now I can start to extract.
Nice, nice.
That's like right here.
All right, let's see.
Uh-oh.
Uh, watch out.
Ugh.
all right let's say
uh watch out
Oh
Traction's pretty hot
No
One minute 12 oh we have time
Oh my god
I don't think that's long away.
Oh boy.
That's called democracy!
Oh shit, I have friends.
Oh no.
We get to run up in like 15 seconds.
seconds three seconds
all right I guess somebody
I'm about to die here though oh god
oh boy uh what's the plan
You guys got to get out of here.
Should we get out? Should we hold on?
Yeah, yeah, because every hold on is like a minute forty, so when it gets there, just get out.
Save yourselves!
I don't let it land on your head
I'm gonna go for the clip.
That's part of it.
Yeah, that was for the auto cannon in the back of the head.
All right, that one star. All right.
Let's go.
I mean, it could have been half a star, I guess.
Exactly.
It could have been worse.
We all could have died.
So I guess we don't know if we're going to win the battle overall on this planet or not.
Like we're not sure.
Who knows what's going to happen.
It was like the last time I did this was when Earth was under attack and we didn't
know if you're gonna win that one either and you actually fail like I think they
have they have a plan either way like they have a plan if we win or plan if
we lose yeah yeah
raise the super earth flag as an unassailable beacon
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna actually fail.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, who knows what's gonna happen.
What do you change your look?
Armory?
Yeah, you can go to the armory and then you can also do it before you jump into the mission
itself.
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
Oh, wait, is it lean?
It's brawny and lean.
That's new, right?
Oh, one of them gives you a chance to not die when you take, like, fatal damage.
That's kind of cool.
Yeah, they all have all the armors have different effects
And the one I have gives me more heels and my heels like last on me for longer
And I feel like that keeps me alive like way more
After the mission they give you results of like who got the most kills or who did the most team killing that sort of thing
Oh
He's in the med one I see yeah, yeah, I like that one a lot
I'll try to uh get the tank and we'll try to roll into the city with it.
Okay, same thing you had last time.
Yeah, yeah, that was nice.
Oh, that's it.
Like that one?
Take the tank.
Got a lot of the quasar.
I'm a little I the I think my turret killed you guys a lot. So I think I won't bring a turn this time
Okay, I'll do that
Maybe it's for the best. Yeah
Yeah, exactly
Yeah, turrets from the flyers.
Yeah.
Well, let's go.
How do you turn off your flashlights?
I think we can I think I can blow open this door right here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, probably
I'll drive the tank you guys want to get in
Okay. Roger that. Yeah, hold on.
You wanna surf on the tank again?
Alright, there's a door. See if I see it. Go ahead and knock.
There you go. Oh, that's beautiful.
I like that. Much better.
Oh, this is much more effective.
Alright, we got fabricators at 3 o'clock.
Oh, you have to reload the main cannon if you're gunning.
Oh, I see, I see what you're saying.
Oh man we should have done this a long time ago this is a lot better.
Alright I got another factory just ahead of us here.
ahead
so move on bail out get the hellbomb in probably somewhere in the middle
I
Got a cover you here
I have fabricator right there
I don't put it on the fabric here though where one could put in this thing
I'm not sure.
Maybe just blow up the fabricators enough.
Says destroy us home and town more.
Oh you know what?
This thing right next to the tank, that's the left of the tank, that's the, oh that's
a mortar replacement right there.
Maybe that's it.
Oh.
Okay if you're calling it a hull bomb, I'm gonna pull this thing out.
Yeah.
I got a bow.
Oh, I just destroyed it.
Well, shit.
I'll chill here and do the Hellbomb on this quarter.
Oh, let's see.
We're in front of something.
this might be the main objective here
uh... me can you head out and get the uh... get the flag down
I think I just heard this guy yeah I blew it up though I blew up the water
there's like a red thing that ran up to it was like a grenade is there like a
grenade bot or something there maybe yeah well maybe they threw a grenade I'm
gonna be it what do I do here exactly you gotta call down the fly here I'll
go ahead and get up
Oh
Let's go
Also all you need to activate something and phone on the block. Yeah now the flag is here now we have to defend it
Can I go to the last guys?
I got you
Yeah, that's pretty good.
It's just like a very narrow, like, or you can aim.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
But this is good right here, though.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, that's a lot of time.
You should try this.
The big boy in the back.
He's walking right over there.
He's going after this.
Yeah.
He is walking right after us.
He's going after this.
Yeah.
Behind us is clear.
Oh!
Oh, it's getting worse and worse, dude.
Dude, an excellent driving, driving, okay.
Yeah, I'm smoking now.
You're making me look really good right now.
That's great.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh do we have to be close enough to the flag?
Yes, we have to be like next to the flag.
They're trying out the flag from here.
Oh and that is the flag!
Oh should we have like the tank on the flag capture or whatever?
Alright.
Got enough of the captures that are not...
Oh yeah, there we go.
That's really hard to shoot with that.
Yeah.
Hey, baby.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh, Lord.
You should get the big boy.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Gotta drive over the sky.
I'm just gonna make you love the shield grenade.
I haven't tried the shield grenade.
two guys in the front there
missed your mark a little
you didn't see anything
just take a little bit and get those guys around the corner
Thank you.
Our flag is almost up.
Oh, yeah, they're just like fiddling around this corner.
This is great.
There's a few coming now.
Oh, shit, they're coming on top of us.
Oh, my god.
I may have been responsible for that.
I'm sick! I'm sick! I'm sick of cinema!
I'm trying to drop the ship on us.
I'm sick.
Oh my goodness.
Is that a big guy if you can't?
I got him, I got him. I'm gonna go right a little bit more.
Well, how about that?
Alright, a little Austin Powers, okay?
Alright.
There we go.
Very nice.
Wasn't a worried one, but...
Yes, I didn't...
Yes, I did okay.
You're kidding!
Yeah, that's not so okay, that's okay.
I got my head stomped in.
Okay.
I got you, bird.
Yeah, another of the name was Cyborg now.
isn't the tank so good it's great it's working for a while though I don't know
how long it's gonna last that's all right I feel like yeah cuz I'm gonna run out of ammo soon too
Oh
Looks like we're gonna go northwest
My grenade launcher back
All right, here we go.
I'm gonna wait for them on the left.
Ah, yeah, we gotta go all the way back north-west.
There's those red things on the map,
or also other factories you can go take out, too.
Do you have enough to kill these people?
Yeah, there's another mortar right over here.
I love this part of doing that.
300 bullets left.
And one more rocket.
one yeah one more rock and 300 of the LMG or machine gun
look at our rusty little thing
I'm right by you just gone through some
uh oh
uh oh
nice dodge nice dodge
I keep telling Chad that I don't need a driver like I don't need to take driving lessons
I'm already pretty good.
Yeah, you don't need roads, you just make your own roads.
Hell yeah!
You got a tank.
Exactly.
There's a factory right next to us right here.
Oh yeah, yeah.
That was cool.
North and west.
I'm just telling you, all five of them play as far as I can.
Take out right here, right through there, nice.
We're leaving boys, you coming.
I'll turn around so we can get it going.
my new tactic I'll never see it coming
What are you doing?
You can't hurt us.
We're too strong.
I'm backing in.
Slug commander.
Great.
Silly robots.
If you get a little hill, you can stop me.
Nobody can stop me.
No, I'm not on the ground anymore!
I'm should lose a big guy.
Did you save your thing?
What?
Yep.
That's the last one I have.
That's so good!
Oh, beautiful.
Area secure too.
Oh.
Hey, wait, wait, I'm gonna drive on this side.
Oh, that's like a juicing spot.
Oh, nice!
You're right on ice!
What?
Have you done any little rockets?
we got wheels calling another tank oh no no no oh shit no tank there we go the
fun continues looks like a beat up you're in all right so the main the main
gun you have to reload it once you shoot it got plus oh and there's a machine
gun oh my god that was like 20 points right there all right there
I think this way.
All right, all right, this has been easy for us, okay?
There's a building right to the right of us here, you see where I can find this building.
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, more vision!
More vision!
More vision!
I got some kind of escape pod data.
One sec.
What's up here?
Hey guys, so about that other new tank.
I see you used data upload strategy again.
Upload.
Where do we do that?
What?
I burned the dead.
Oh, you dropped it in the lava.
I'm dead too.
You did.
Ah, the momma got you!
Ah, the momma got you!
Ah, let's see, is it over here somewhere?
They're gonna, they're gonna grant that thought on my tank, aren't they?
Ah, here we go.
this is the escape pod oh you got the data nice yeah yeah okay
it's uploading 56k speed
I parked in the lava it's my fault you guys are you guys still dying in the
lava so that that love I think you're driving along you don't need let me
Hang on hang on. Yeah, yeah, I got you
There you go
We just left her distraction you guys want to get on the tank
I don't have an angle
It's all right, Kevin.
You guys don't want to run them over.
Oh, God.
Just go, just go.
We're gone, we're gone.
Uh...
Maybe.
Possibly. You might have pushed my head off.
It's okay.
We're gonna rotate the tank in place.
Oh.
I'm sick, though.
I look cool.
I'm just blaming all the robots.
No one makes me go see.
I'll chop gun.
She really wanted to see badly.
Are we still playing on five?
Yes, we're on a song to 25.
I'll bail out of the gunner seat
I'll do the rest of you.
I got you.
I
That's like a cozy little home. You can't die in it
We just try the gunning gunner's very fun in the back
Yeah, it's very narrow Yeah, I'll say like an angle up for it
Oh my god, that's too far There you go
Oh, they're landing right on this hill on top of the hill
Oh my god I just got...
Oh, destroy it Oh, yeah
I think my friendly fire is going to be a bit higher this time I get to dissurption in
a moment oh no never mind never mind I got to assassinate him
I think they're destroying the tank.
Oh yeah, it's on fire now, baby.
I think they're destroying the tank.
Oh yeah, some fire. No, baby! No!
We're home!
Alright, you know, that's my tank, you're the hour.
I got a new one.
oh it's here go go go go yeah
Grab your samples.
Okay.
Go for the samples.
All the way.
I'm dying.
Who was that?
Who was that?
What?
I didn't do it this time.
It wasn't me.
That was dirty.
That was dirty.
Ouch. One star again.
Forever level 17.
I was aiming for DIST.
Damn!
I'm trying to be real quick.
DIST is already sitting down. Who's already in the hole of the spaceship?
A little smag. Good luck smag.
Yeah, try to give me a little low tap.
That melee is some crazy damage. It's almost like a one tap.
I must have had low health, or maybe punching your face
It does a lot bargaining before and they're like
Snap my neck
Looks like someone's missing from the group
No
Yeah, totally totally yeah, that's why I love old up and everything
We could turn up the difficulty
20 suicide mission I'll try I
Mean I wouldn't mind turning it up a little bit. All right suicide mission
going to trade to 10 no no 10 is a super hell dive
like a little six or seven what is in accidental this might be a little more
rough this time should be great hey they ranked up they'll be fine I got the 420
friendly fire nice nice I still think there should be a mission where like
They board your ship and you have to fight them off as they're like the interior of your ship would be really cool
That would be cool
For some reason yeah, I don't know no we're not doing level 10. Now. This is level seven
All right, I'll tell you what I'll spawn us outside the city again. I'll spawn a tank for you guys, too
Can I drive sure
The drivers you down the front side
Yes
Whenever there's a big Helldiver thing, I usually always play a little bit.
I was there for the defense of Earth against the Illuminates and stuff.
I usually always come back.
I'll bring back the tank.
Yeah, this is difficulty 7.
Recoil.
Recoil less.
Can you use that alone?
You can, yeah.
It has a backpack you have to use with it.
That's good.
So, the anti-material rifle or the recoil glass?
Anti-material is like a sniper rifle, and the recoil is like more of a bazooka.
Oh. I mean, I like my sniper personally, but if for the difficulty we need a bazooka...
I just figured out one more of the other.
Very cool.
other flamethrowers you can carry as a flamethrower I don't know if the flamethrower is the best
against the bots though.
Which my friends gave me a thank.
Um, this maker seems to like it, so.
Yay!
It was so fun when you roll over them, you can hear the crushing sound.
It should be limited bots outside the city.
What difficulty are we on now?
We're on 9 now.
Oh, 9?
Oh yeah, I bumped it up.
Alright.
Alright, watch your head, tank's coming in.
I'm moving it off my shield thing it may have already taken some pretty serious damage
Really? Yeah, it's because of my thing landed on it.
Oh shit.
So where are we headed?
Uh, it goes directly south. I see a gate on the map to go southeast.
Oh, okay.
Just to alternate, plus our three different game stream.
No big deal.
Look at me.
Hey, next sub, guys.
Wanna shoot this?
Yeah, shoot this gate.
Oh, yeah, sir.
The big cannon.
Uh...
I might get that shoot.
Uh, left trigger is the big cannon,
right trigger is the machine gun.
Your radar is out.
out. We lost somebody already. I don't even know what killed you, won the war. It's messing
with my settings and then I closed down like I don't know I couldn't shoot it. I need a
Revive gentlemen
Yeah, no, just do like you like they have reinforced a lot of reinforcements go
Okay
All right, I opened it. Yeah, I must have had my mini map of them
I'm gonna go blow up the little spawn thing.
I
Get an environment for my life, okay
Oh this thing is making tanks right in front of us Wow
Oh jump over the lava all the Mario paid off
Well, I'm gonna get out in reds
Thank you
I'm gonna get it are you good man I'll be in there with extra credit I'll get into
Okay, never mind I'm dead
When you go
I just saw the gigantic Terminator bot.
Oh no.
It's bot.
The T-10000.
We're going to have water drop on the map.
They are dropping one directly in front of me.
I don't know if I can shoot the fuel canister.
Maybe this guy can shoot though.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Run him over.
Um.
He's hacking away on our tank.
Oh no.
We gotta go.
We got to go they do more damage this time around yeah
They're playing through the fricandy, I think they're off on a dry one. I'm fighting for my life over here
We need a saving five at Barb bring it back here. Oh
My goodness that's flying
I'm going to take the flying thing I got one oh no oh no we're jammed yeah so that I was
like you can't request anything I'll call you tonight oh my man thank you how do we destroy
these silos. I got another flying dude. Oh that's not friendly. Looking gnarly. Ah it
looks like an enemy tank on you guys yeah if you make me drop there
you're making an apply on top of it how are we supposed to find the jammer should
be on the map somewhere
I'm trying to destroy the jammer.
Oh, we may have to destroy the jammer and then the thing.
Where is the jammer?
Oh, you know what?
You're right.
You're near it.
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, I don't know what killed me.
No way, oh, there's so many in there.
Oh my god, you died so quick, it's crazy.
Yeah, the rocket's like literally one just here.
We got aerial units as well now.
There's the Terminator bot, oh shit.
Yeah.
I don't know, I got nothing to fight it with either.
Yeah.
I mean, we've gotta fix this jammer.
Yeah, the jammer is horrendous right now.
We have to interact with the terminal to do that.
I'm gonna try to like sneak through.
I
Think it's terrifying
Oh, I see the little jammer thing
Bro this music man
Yeah
I don't like the raid boss thing.
A big guy?
Oh my god, it's humongous.
Yeah.
He's trying to squish me.
Like we were earlier in the tank.
I don't like it.
Farmer's not...
Oh my god.
Oh my god. He wants me dead?
Oh god.
The dammer's actually a problem here.
I couldn't maybe help with the fire.
The super bot is parked right on top of where the dammer is too.
Yeah.
Where I'm at, I can order stuff in.
but I'm gonna go for it oh no oh my god
found another big guy
oh my god
I can't help you guys, I can't do anything.
Oh, is that like his little weak spot right there?
I almost got the terminal thing for the...
...the hammer.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I saw that.
I got dragged under the wheels.
No, don't tell me I'm alone.
You just gotta keep going, you'll eventually get out of the range of the thing.
I thought I was doing good because I took out some of the vents, I thought I was actually
doing something.
I can't stop, I can't stop.
Walk through the lava.
Are you alive?
Yeah, how are you?
I know I know, I know, I'm like, what the freak?
You're so close.
We're all coming back in now.
Good try, good try.
I don't know how I survived that one.
That was impressive.
You literally were like at one HP for a good 15 seconds.
With them shooting at you.
The terminal for the jammer is almost done.
We just, we really gotta, gotta get rid of that thing.
We're gonna get rid of that thing.
We're gonna get rid of that thing.
Get rid of that thing. Yeah, it's all you were on it. I was but I mean the there was just so many robots that couldn't
Yeah, yeah
I can't really do anything if I am going either
Okay, I think it's deactivating
Okay
Watch out!
Oh yeah, we can order now. Oh, thank you. Thank the lord.
Oh my god. I just got blown up. I just blew it up. Oh, it's me. I'm sorry.
I don't want those words.
My leg is broke. It's okay. You know, at least we get the jammer out.
Yeah, oh, it's fine. Okay, it's done
You got you got one of them tanks Barb. I have one coming right now. Oh man. Oh my goodness
right here buddy
oh oh come in
oh let's walk around
you gotta get the rest of the crew
ouchy
I think it's epic
Get in get in!
Oh my god!
I'm in! I'm in!
Spreading, freedom, right, right, right.
Sit down on the right side, make a cameo
pop up and then get
distortion up.
Alright, so we got aerial unit shooting us.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No worries.
We're coming up on one of the objectives is right here in front of us
Destroy Alcomaton anti-air and please
I'm like all by myself near one of the silos I'm gonna do the help on here I think I can
get one of them on
I have a...
Holy Austin powers us.
Alright, I got one of the bombs going off.
Oh god, the boss is on me.
Get the aircraft films.
There's a turret above us, 12 o'clock.
I think that might be the anti-air. Do you see it?
Above us?
Yeah, I think that might be what we're aiming for.
get us there's one more somewhere
I'm gonna try to get us out circles about 12 o'clock right ahead
You got it?
That was one of them.
We are running out of lives to complete this, we only have a couple of reinforcements left.
I missed one of the fuel canisters.
I'm trying to be another one.
I see the other turret, I think.
Yeah, that's right ahead.
Hold the clock.
Got it.
There you go.
Very nice.
Alright, we're going to keep moving forward.
I don't know how much longer this tank's going to...
Oh, get out, get out.
We're down, we're toast.
I'm going to bail him.
I guess we got that mission done, though.
Oh lord.
Where do I even shoot the big thing?
Oh, I got an exit so close.
I don't know if this mission is going too well.
I believe in miracles.
Why'd I shoot this big robot?
It's like the front vents, and there's a vent under it too, like the lights where the
lights are at.
Oh, shit.
Oh, big guy down.
You guys got one of them?
Yeah, it's down.
That's sick.
I'm getting the last few of Silo.
Ah, here Mika.
Alright, get out here Mika. We're gonna- we gotta run.
What are the big guys talking about?
Oh, give me help box!
Last room!
Oh, that helped when I got into your shit right there.
Oh, what then?
You're good!
It's the big guys, what do they call the box?
Rocks?
Box, I got the thermo!
Yeah, we got a number coming this way.
I don't care, dude.
Oh
Box looks to rocks
Oh, oh shit, I got a freaking bullet for that
Punch these last me. I think the hell bomb was in the wrong spot. Yeah, I
I just heard one of them barbed the
Geez man, there's too much shit all around me, dude
I just got the lead up in the blue.
Great.
I don't know, this mission might be a loss here.
I believe!
I believe!
Get to do it!
I'm going!
Oh my god, this one.
Take a little faster than me!
Oh my god.
You died.
Oh boy.
Do you have another one?
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh no.
Ah.
oh boy oh boy oh no good last one buddy
listen you last 40 seconds someone else in there
I feel like I'm gonna blow up when I do this
Survive!
Oh, you're alive!
Wait, how?
I'm going
He's not very sick, it's a lot of fun, yeah
I'm bringing one of you back
get in there
oh my goodness all you see is just 5 000 different directions of gun shooting and
distortion so the last thing we got to do is that the stock piled ammunition there
yeah I'm running there
I've got a few minutes until I get a tank back says two minutes. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm trying I'm trying to lay low here a little bit. Oh, well now they're on me
Okay, now what if I just know oh my goodness
Everything's fine
30 seconds until one of you guys are back
I got a minute and a half for the tank
You know my weapons here than not not exactly ideal for taking down planes here
You got more friends coming.
Oh lord, why me?
You got this, you got this.
One minute till the tank.
Reloading.
Oh god.
I think you can hold on to the tank, it's solid for a little bit.
Yeah, I'm trying.
They threw a grenade in here with me!
I'll take out the aircraft.
That's so cool looking.
I don't know what's on it's environment there, the view from Mika's angle is hilarious.
There's like a hardie with a look of man on it.
I think they don't see me yet.
Oh, they do.
Okay, I got friends.
You're dangerous, huh?
Yeah.
probably just start working your way towards the stockpile ammo you can
all right I got the tank coming in and I've got the shield oh yeah the tank
yeah tanks coming in right now another life in 30 seconds as well
Tell me you saw my shots on the aircraft?
Yeah, on the aircraft?
It was so cool.
Very cinematic.
That rocket is so good for the country.
All right, all right.
Get in.
Okay, okay, wait.
Get in the back.
Get in the back.
Get in the back.
Get in the back.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm trying.
You can rest now.
There's one just got up.
Oh, yeah, you can rest?
Okay, you can rest on the side.
Okay, I'm just gonna keep moving if I stop. Yeah. Yeah, you just pop up and just throw
the ball forward where he's driving to.
I'm going to put myself in the gunner.
Yeah, gunner's in the back.
Yeah, the back is the gunner.
Yep, it's like back center.
Right up here.
Alright.
Nice.
Okay, so the thing is east is west of us and try to get us towards that.
They shoot that thing directly in front of us you that thing glowing dunce. There you go
And things are quiet
Nice shot.
Did you see that?
Oh, that was sick.
Let's go.
This game is so thin about it.
Yeah.
So the ammo stockpile is here somewhere, like right next to us, oh yeah, you're gonna
have to call on the right, yeah.
There you go.
It's normally just right where like the marker is, so.
We got guys coming in there, I'm gonna try to swing us around, oh I see it, I don't
I think I see it's in the ground over here, you can shoot the ammo stock file
oh they're hit it with the big gun with the tank on yeah we sit still we're
sitting ducks this building in front of us this is the ammo stock file right
you sure that I believe so sure that shoot it I guess
no is that not it I rather shoot these flying guys are
in there yeah you gotta take out those guys can you all can you get this back
All right.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll get him in a second.
Got you.
Thank you.
It's a wide pile of barrels.
OK.
OK.
Is it?
It's not underground.
Is it?
See the little dip there, man?
You're right.
I don't think so.
I like them.
Oh, no.
Uh, get out.
Get out.
shit
is this the ammo supplies no right this is a check
I can't tell where it is yeah I don't know what I'm looking for here
It's right next to the laser arm, okay.
This?
No, it's not the green thing.
Okay.
Oh my god, they gotta take care of it.
More right.
I got killed by the freaking gasoline gun.
Okay, Sam.
This is close enough, I think, right?
Yeah.
Oh, no, the big dude's here.
Alright, I'm setting up the hull bomb.
Oh, we got it somehow.
Beautiful.
Oh, Extraction.
I never even saw what it was.
I'm going to Orbital Laser it.
Oh my god, just determine anything, sir, whatever.
Just kill me
I've got a laser down to blow up the door
We should be able to get one more person up at least
and I'm so sorry that's all I do you know we extraction happens it's all
worth it
all right let's start this
oh I don't know I don't know we're gonna try to know this one
Oh boy, I'm just a minute and nineteen buddy, I'm there.
If you run too far away it's going to say no extraction by the way, I can't stay alive.
It is a miracle that this mission is not a failure, yeah.
I watch out for the mine mine!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You're so lucky, right?
Ah!
Did you... did you run onto the landmine?
I did, but...
I was a cinematic... cinematic ending.
Well, we still completed!
Yeah, we did.
democracy!
We got pretty far on that answer.
That was crazy.
I feel like the tank really came through.
Okay, that was hard carry.
That was so good.
Is that the strongest tank, Barb?
Yeah, they only just recently added that. That's like the only tank.
There's also mech suits. Have you ever seen those before?
Yeah
Sorry guys to cut through that one. I didn't think that laser was no we completed were successful
Survival is option at that point
It's all about the memories you made along the way
Try a mech squad they may have the stratagems for those
Oh yeah. Listen when we have to blitz and destroy the fabricators.
By the way, this you could say? Bill or?
Yeah, no. I got a ghost in. So if you guys want to do one more, feel free without me.
Yeah, I got like an appointment. I got a catch
That's fun though. Thanks for the good time. Yeah, thanks for playing guys. Yeah, thanks man. Have a good one
Thank you everybody
Seven is suicide mission. Yeah, we're on suicide. Yeah, was that what we did last time was suicide?
Yeah, that's what the last mission was.
Oh, that's from 9?
We got that far at 9?
That's pretty impressive.
I don't know. What's at 9?
I think it was 7.
Oh.
7?
Yeah, yeah.
We'll just say it was 9.
Yeah, it was 10 at 9.
Yeah, you know.
We did 9.
Yeah, those little mech exosuits look sick.
Yeah, they're fun.
I'll call in the tank for you guys.
yay is the best it was 11 what's the highest difficulty 10 is the highest
Oh, tennis? Yeah, yeah.
A group of tank operator? Yeah, we might need one.
So this one we got to find the fabricators and destroy six of them
Yeah, it would be harder because now there's only three of us I'm calling the tank for you guys
you
Oh
So
Oh, what do you want to drive your shoot? Hey you can
You can shoot.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's go!
That was rock.
Oh, here we are.
Destroyer.
Automatron fabricators.
I didn't...
I didn't see it on the map.
If you open up the map, it's, uh...
Oh, God.
Oh, but do you want to get the tank for him go go just go. I got you got you
Oh, you're in your map you probably have your map out. Oh, yeah
Kingdom to death on the night. Yeah, I got one of them there
What direction are we going to be heading here?
If you're on the map it's like the red glowy bits, there should be back again.
Oh, okay, I see, I see, yeah.
We're going to live down!
I'll kill you, always, sir.
Hello ghost destroyed.
What's up back? Yeah, that's it.
Oh, yeah, blow it. See that little, uh, yeah, you got it.
I did. Kind of like a ritual of the clock. See the anti air. The lights on the back.
Straight ahead. Oh my god.
You're gonna get up
This thing right here
I don't know. Yeah, we get hit from something else.
Oh, that one hit it.
That's something!
I destroyed it.
Revenge!
Hey, back.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's bad.
Oh, the Terminator thing's here.
right here on my mark. Let's see if I can clean it out.
They got like three of the lights out.
It's almost dead.
How are we doing guys um so looking for these fabricators around I think I found the drop
ships
I
Got you guys back
I got you hey this oh jesus. I did say for the right man
Appreciate dude. Hope the team was good. Oh come on in everybody from this stream
All right, man. They got a run always a good time playing dude
I heard your Dark Souls randomizer was from.
Ah, didn't want to get turned on following mode real quick.
Ah, they're pretty much good, I appreciate it.
We have some friends.
There we go.
Alright, we're nice, we're nice.
Oh, and we're done.
All the mods have been banned.
Alright, I got you.
Alright, welcome on everybody from this stream.
Oh god.
Run, Mika, run!
Run!
I can do my own thing.
What about my toe?
I am...
I'm feeling cold.
Oh, I'm feeling...
Yeah, I think we gotta run straight north.
Straight north.
Oh, die.
democracy is here.
Sweet democracy.
Oh, we're in the hellbox!
Okay, so you guys are coming for that. Who am I going to?
Uh, just go straight. You see it on the map? Just go straight in order to the extraction.
I have nothing to blow up this game. Oh no.
Like can I can you play the the old event?
Um, so like there's planets where you can go fight the illuminates pretty much like what they were when we won last time we played
The bugs are still around
I'm still like, uh, mortaring bankers here somewhere.
A little sentry here to cover us.
Oh no.
Oh jeez.
Oh my god, where's the lint?
It's so funny when it's like the bottom explodes.
democracy has land am i just gonna go
to critical strategy oh my goodness
just a barrage of missiles oh my god
morning you are going to enemy artillery
human proceed to extract robots are so accurate
objective critical strategy together robots on
I
Have a time is that the extraction time on top the minute 19
ah
minute 19 on suit
wait let's see that on the
oh that's uh
that might be how long until
we don't get any more
stratagems and stuff
oh I see that's like our
we don't get anymore
one minute left to destroy the grant
There we go.
Oh, am I alive?
Yeah, it's Mish-Dimer.
That's a guy there.
I got a hike.
I got a hike.
I got the ice after slowing down.
I was like, what's this?
I'm moonwalking over here.
I don't like those mines that are placed everywhere in this map.
Yeah, you gotta watch out for those.
Oh my goodness, it dropped the big dude in here.
Yeah, it might be in a bit of trouble.
Hey, it looks very upset.
I protest, I am not a very hot-man.
of
of
even get up
I've been around
come back
nice looks like a bag
I believe
oh a tank
a big boy
oh shit
how am I still alive
Oh
Yeah, yeah, that's it can't reinforce anymore
Well when the timer runs out you can't reinforce you can't call stratagems or
I sacrifice myself I got mowed down point blank
you sacrifice to meet me to get out very honorable and Anthony level 80 now let's go
Let's go. We got a hundred and ten more to go to catch up.
I love that.
We're winning, sort of.
I forgot how much I missed the shooting and the feedback of the guns. It's so good.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a mini-gun they added that I haven't been able to use yet.
Like straight up predator, yeah I saw that earlier, it looked really cool.
People were saying it's pretty much kind of like the turret when you're shooting except
you know, it's on you.
I think we have one more mission and then the set of missions is done.
Kill automatons.
Just gotta kill them.
Just gotta kill them.
Oh, just gonna kill things.
Alright.
Oh, just gotta kill things.
Oh, yeah, the Emancipator Exosuit, is that what we're talking about?
Yeah, yeah, the Exosuits.
Those things are really cool.
I think it's sick.
Mech warrior.
Massive enemies, heavily armored enemies.
Oh boy. You want the melee EXO so bad, that'd be really cool.
But like a sword and something, if you say.
So what's what things we're killing here? You said that you have the armor? Yeah, yeah
I'll take the laser was really good
Laser orbital laser
I don't have it. Yeah
Take the recoilless and take the expendable anti-tank.
Let me change my gun here too.
Go back with the Trident.
Handhub Laser has heavy armor penetration.
Handhub Laser, which one's that one?
The pistol?
Oh, really? I didn't know that. Oh, you know about the laser cannon? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah,
I like that gun. I've always liked that gun. It's too slow to do damage against some things,
though.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah it's pretty slow to do damage.
You ready Mika?
I'm sorry I found a radio but I was looking for outfits.
Oh okay.
Fashion slay.
Listen you look good if you're good.
Let's go to home.
Yeah, I know it's me.
Haha.
This mega-factory is a malignant tumor.
Reading the cancer of socialism.
Cross the stars.
I'm pretty dramatic in here, can't have any gun.
and it really gives me some of the braving over here.
Gonna turn it down.
Where's my backpack?
I think it's over.
Oh, you got that. You got the... the bag? Nice!
Don't worry, gotcha.
Oh, I already lost an R.
Ha ha ha ha.
No way.
Oh my goodness, so many.
I think that was me on the ground getting stomped in the face.
But I'm still shooting the whole time
They're just pushing all different directions is crazy
Thank you. Um, I'm a bit worried here. I don't know why. I feel this scattered. What are we doing, guys?
We're just killing them.
I had it right. That was the mission.
Alright. Alright.
We'll just stick together here. You and have to have that tank.
I did not bring the tank this time, no.
Oh wow. Man.
God, these guys are so tanky. Oh my goodness.
Wait, wait, am I the only one alive?
You are the only one alive. We're all dead.
We've killed 41%.
Really?
We had some top-rise.
That's not that bad.
Almost halfway there.
I'll put a little Gatling next to me, and then, uh,
play that song.
I've got a nice little defense system going on over here.
Oh my god, my turret blew up my other turret.
I'm so mad right now.
I threw it down too.
Oh, Anthony, can I throw something over there?
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Okay, I'm gonna ask.
Good coms, good coms.
Oh, I got it, oh my god.
63%
A lot coming down this hallway. Like a lot.
I see him 77% nice get him little drone get him
Oh my goodness.
Oh no!
What?
What is going on?
I'm still getting knocked down.
I'm busted.
83%
Oh no! What? What is going on? I'm still getting knocked down.
I'm busted. 83%
Alright, I got something that should finish this off.
Okay.
at least I might as well just rest some money.
Yeah, thank you.
One second.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No.
Uh oh, dude, the only one alive.
Not a bar.
Ah, yummy. I'm stuck.
Again, I got you, um...
Yeah, we can extract now.
Okay.
Watch out, they're dead.
I think we're going to go north a little bit.
I think see that little line up in there?
I think that's where we can get to.
Oh
He's bouncing around slamming the worst spot every time
No, I like it
I think the extractions up this hill
Let's kill more no survivors
All we got big boy over here too
Terminator, yeah
I did not win the fight against the Terminator bot oh no yeah, I died go go and extract
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We got a reinforcement yeah
Don't go fake don't go toe-to-toe with those things apparently
Oh
No, I saw that no one minute 30
Oh, you don't have to wait. Okay. Let's drag!
This is your one team.
Ah, I was trying to take out the Terminator mod.
You probably have to drag!
Alright, time to go.
If you take out all the vents, I wonder if that blows it up or not.
It does. You shoot the vents and then it opens up the top part and you can feel a nade inside of it.
oh got you got you interesting well we managed we beat we even beat it on the
suicide mission we beat our missions yeah that was good which difficulty was
this one this was seven we started on five and then we bumped it up to seven
it goes all the way up to ten so it's wild intense the highest right yeah ten
is the highest that's a super hellbite that was fun I thought I could take
Terminator bot I thought I could take it
as long as you can get like behind him I think it's just like if you shoot him
in the front leg it's just death yeah but if you can see get behind him it's
It's not too bad.
One guy.
You come with the right stuff, it's not too bad.
You're gonna come with the right stuff.
Oh my god, I have a highly accuracy in my arms.
Alright, well I think that's going to be GG for me guys.
Yeah, yeah, I'll say it.
That was a lot of fun though, thank you for your time.
Yeah, very fun.
Yeah, thank you guys.
you guys and that was 69 kills nice and this time I get 69 XP yeah you're the
You didn't really get an accuracy though, it's gonna be soon.
At this time, yeah.
I decided to like actually aim before I shot.
This time I decided to aim.
Yeah, we have to wait for a little ball to like align.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And it's not common in other games that I play, so it took me a little getting used to.
Alright guys, that's gonna do it for me.
Thanks for playing, it was fun.
Yeah, thanks for playing guys.
You guys have a good rest of your day.
Yeah, you too.
GG.
GG.
Alright.
Well guys, I'm going to go, guys, thank you guys for watching.
Thank you for having me.
Hey, FrodoTBaggins, thank you for the sub.
RadRipper, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate it guys, thank you very much.
Why don't you shut up during it, thank you very much.
Guys, I'm going to step up.
I spent a ton of my girls to be back streaming tonight.
Hope to see you guys then.
Guys, thank you guys for watching.
Thank you guys for having me.
I hope you guys enjoyed.
Let me throw you guys, you know,
I had just now followed him.
He was the streamer we were playing with.
I did not know about a stream.
Let me throw you guys over to Anthony Kongfan.
Hang on one second.
Throw you guys right over there.
Guys, thank you guys for watching.
I love you guys.
Go check out Anthony.
I'll see you guys later.
Bye guys, adios, have a good one, go Red.
And I'll see you guys next time.
Bye guys, have a good one, see you later, bye bye.
Bye guys, go Red.