You
Yo, what's up guys? How's it going? Good evening, happy Wednesday night. Hope you guys are
all doing well. What's up everybody? Coming in this evening are two Helldivers with chat.
How are you guys all? Good evening. I'm with the Helldivers with chat. I played this
earlier today. It's a lot of fun. We're going to be playing some more of it. This
time I will be playing with chat. How are you guys all? Hell yeah. 5 o'clock shadow, thank
you for the tier 2. Appreciate that. Turbo pay, thank you for the sub. Welps, thank you
for the tier 3. Appreciate that. Muzz, Melton, thank you for the sub. I really appreciate
that, thank you very much. If you would like to send me a front request chat, you can
go to here and you can use this friend code to send me a front request. I will
Accept all friend requests that you guys can jump in and play with me. It doesn't matter if you are level one or level 150
I don't care
Let's get it on and let's do it
Are you guys off quality Carl? Thank you so much for the sub. I appreciate that dude
I'm gonna see what I have for acquisitions here
They quality Carl
We're going after the new new stuff
And in the game, let's see is under
I
Actions okay, I just bought some stuff from this one and say
A suppressor interesting. I don't know which of these guns are good or not. I have no idea
Buy some of the stuff
The quality car I'll appreciate that cheers guys
item info
This uh, hmm, you know what I'm always looking for. I'm always looking for a new
Sub machine gun always looking for that because I always want to try that with the shield
I never find a good the supposedly somebody said that there is like a new one. I don't know
This one's C4 C4 is pretty cool
Or one day after the game. Yeah. Yeah, there was just a big update to it. Yeah. Oh, this is like a stealth. Okay, interesting
I think I did buy this one
The leveler
What's this one?
Oh the belt-fed grenade launcher which one has the minigun on it anyway, which one's got that?
We're the one where they then regain some stamina provides a higher armor rating interesting interesting
Hmm the cross oh is the crossbow actually a single-handed weapon is it really like I don't think I knew that
Say
I always have the Rayden Anthony but I'm a big fan of Battle Roses. Oh really? Yeah, I had to run. I had to run
I was with my girls so I couldn't I couldn't stay but that's cool. Hey see me seem like a nice guy
See it'd be cool if the helmets also had
Had effects as well. All right. Is it Python commanders? Okay. I think I have that one
All right, so this man the missions here were rough as fuck. They were rough
So we're going in a super hell dive here
There's some rough ass missions
Currow man currow thank you for the 31 months appreciate that dude. I was going to do this neo3. Yes. I did finish neo3 yes I
Feel like if you want to get your stratagems
You almost have to start outside the city as well because you get to it in the city is almost like you just can't get it
What kind of strategy do we need? Oh?
Prayer I think I think courage is your strongest defense now
Let's see what are we taking here?
Anti-tank in placement. I don't know if the anti-tank places are gonna work out too well
That is correct level 22 and coming. Hey, it's all it's all good man one way or another. We'll figure that I do like the
The machine guns just not enough. I feel like you need something more
I'll go autocannon
Um, let's see, I kind of feel like the orbital laser is pretty solid here, um, heavy barrage,
rail cannon strike, rail cannon strike might not be too bad.
I'm gonna go with this one and let's see the Trident.
Seller and rifle, eruptor.
I did kind of like the slugger.
I did like that.
It's got the medium penetration, it's not bad.
Counter sniper.
You need more repentaturing, the adjudicator.
I might, you know what, I'm gonna try the adjudicator out.
Let's try that one.
And all right, do it.
Heavy machine gun and the autocannon are gonna be,
you know, the heavy machine gun, it's so weird.
Like, you have to like aim constantly,
like you would think with a machine gun.
Machine guns like ride up, right?
Cause you shoot them.
So you have to adjust down.
It feels like with the heavy machine gun,
you have to adjust up.
It's so weird.
a weird gun I feel like with guns you expect them like to have to hold down
right but no it's not how it works well well because like the way the gun drifts
after you shoot when you shoot a machine gun typically it wants to kick up
like this but not that gun I don't know you're in the auto cannon here
Hold on there army shot a lot of those things have shot machine guns before you
Usually machine guns you need a license
Sprint's I haven't done it as often as just like you know other guns
Yeah, I've shot machine guns before
There's also all kinds of modifications to... you technically don't have a machine gun,
but it is a machine gun, because it's all about the way guns are classified.
Oh, I've been enjoying me, Jenix.
Yeah, I think it's really fun.
I've been enjoying it.
I'm old enough I fought a war for it too, not quite.
Alright, so we got the door.
I can try to open the door here.
Open the door and instant terminator robot.
I think I've got him though.
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Hey, King Jay, thank you for the sub, man.
Appreciate it, dude.
Oh game. Oh shit
Wow, okay, I don't know what happened then guys
Okay, yeah, are we still here? I'm still streaming. Hello. Hello
So here stream frozen
Okay, I think um
So here that I have a tiny F or anything. It was extreme froze for a second. I don't know what happened
Yeah, everything froze. I thought maybe
Perhaps yeah, something game crashed on me. Well, it's kind of funny the entire time during the
Sponsored segment no issues with hell divers whatsoever as soon as the sponsor stream was over they hit the switch
All right, well let's try reloading the game. I guess I don't know what happened there
Anonymous, thank you for the gift sub appreciate that dude heard me speaking about the stream. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what happened game crash
I don't think I didn't do the internet. I think I think it was hell divers crashed or something
Uh, yeah my audio was still going, okay it must have been something with Helldivers I guess.
Uh, NS James, thanks so much.
Appreciate it man.
This game is all together with glue and tape, I think you might be right, yeah.
Helldivers got, no, I don't think it's a server as I think it might have been the game.
Uh, hang on, so...
Why would I be able to jump right back in?
Uh, I think NS James, appreciate that you're anonymous.
Appreciate the gift sub dude, thank you very much.
I guess we're going back over see if that works
Glue is generous. It's more like bubblegum
Able to join lobby. Okay. Well, I was able to rejoin that lobby
Should be the hotback
You only part of I ask
We'll figure it out. Yeah
We plan on that we'll have other chances for sure
Yeah, we'll have other chances was it not five o'clock you were in the lobby right are you are you good?
Did you want a night? Could you drop out to make room for five o'clock shut up as he was in the lobby for me real quick?
Now let's try again here
Yeah, thank you
You deserted your team super sending a ballistic missile to your house as soon as quality as we speak maybe
All right, so we'll wait for five o'clock shadow to get back in and hopefully that was the only time
Wait, was that we were you in the first game? I?
Remember who was in the first game or not? I thought five o'clock shadow was in the first game
Was it you I zero?
PPShriver, thank you for the port you were okay. You weren't in the first game got you was this was this the group
We have last time. I think this might have been it
Uh, PB Shriver, thank you so much.
That party is 100% fun.
Yeah, that's you.
Yeah, right.
I think this was everybody, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, I knew about the update.
We also, I had a sponsor stream earlier today.
And I played this with Miss Mika, Anthony, and Distortion.
It was a lot of fun.
A buttercup.
Okay well let's try that one again. Decision, laser, and heavy barrage and I
will take the auto cannon back. The thing about the auto cannon though is that
when you lose it like that's it. That's all you get.
This is a funny guy. He is funny guy seems very nice. I like this a lot
Very chill although apparently, you know, I I think he's chill apparently he freaks out sometimes on streaming
I've never been around for it
apparently
Landonator, thank you for the 41 months. We should that you
Bob thank you for joining in the attack on cyberside with you on the front
We will surely win nails nails nails Bob. He's very susceptible to the one guy
Under the feeling
Landed a thank you for the 41 months for you that you are a well hopefully no more issues tonight. I
Have also been susceptible to one guy
I have to change my helmet, thanks for waiting, don't worry.
One guy, it's hard not to get one guy.
No, I don't think they gave us any credit.
In fact, I'm pretty sure they would have never had the tank without me and stuff,
too.
I
Think I see a door right over there last time we open one of these doors
doors shit poured out of it. Yeah, we're on Super Helldive, yeah.
All right, yes, there is new Helldivers content.
We're now fighting in Cyberstan, the home of the automatons.
I've got new enemies, new fucked up shit.
I almost feel like Stealth is pretty good on these missions.
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Surrounded
We're going to leave now!
Jesus
And leaving chat for dead. Oh my god, dude
what the fuck yeah yeah they've got cyborgs now yeah
Yeah they do
There's only one more of those.
I lost my damn auto cannon too. I can't take out the flying units. Shit.
Oh yeah, we got those Robchips. Good shit.
Oh dude, I'm going the wrong way.
I'm going the wrong way, dude.
Oh
There's a jump pack somebody died here
Hey!
Turn that metal motherfucker to scrap.
Oh god, there's another guy!
Fart expansion thanks so much Nate F thank you very much and we're dropping like fucking flies here man
I
Think you need
Bro the terminators are fucking everywhere bro. They're all over the fucking place.
Ah, party spanner, thanks so much for the bits.
Nadav, thank you very much. Appreciate it dude.
I'm about two percentals. I'll try the high cop.
Oh, yeah, good tonight.
Got to run.
I'm not even looking, I'm just fucking running, I'm gonna throw what else do you do right now.
Ha ha ha ha!
Alright.
We're over here at the Autonaton Dropships.
I
wanna
Laser in there to kind of work that's gonna do for us
Okay, we got a destroyer the air base tower
Okay, I'm going the wrong way looks like it's up north somewhere
Oh, this game is very fun, very, very fun fun.
Good action, fun to play with friends, works most sometimes, very fun, if you've got a
crew to play with.
Whoa!
Ah, Maytix, thank you for the six months, thank you, Maytix.
we're at the objective
Wow, man.
Jeez.
All of you reinforcements
Wow, man, jeez
All right, we're out of reinforcements we need we had to destroy this air base tower we're fucked
What was that gunna do dude?
Okay, I don't know where this Location and Walk system acts as for, I don't know where
that is.
We're running out of reinforcements here.
Oh, what gun is this?
This gun seems like it's pretty strong.
Ah, is that what we needed right here?
Oh, my God.
Well, Barth, he's our man, if he can't do it, well, that's unfortunate but not unexpected.
Better luck next time.
Uh, Tengu, thank you for the bits, man.
We can't do it.
It's a martial arts with a redacted.
Oh, okay, interesting.
Oh, no.
Run run get out
He's got no heels, bro
Wow
We're a little late for the additional reinforcements now.
Yeeeees.
That was rough.
What was that mission?
I'm a little confused sometimes when it tells you to find this or destroy this.
And I look around and I don't see shit.
I don't know what I'm looking for yet, so...
Like with the gunships? The gunships were getting you? Yeah, I had the auto cannon, but man, I don't know.
I should go with the recoilless rifle instead. I did like my gun though. I like my gun
Right
To try that one I got wholly overstimulated GG
There is difficulty as hard as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, that was also on maximum difficulty
Oh, we got two spots open if somebody wants to join
This guy melts the gunship engine very fast
I do like the laser cannon, but I feel like it's slow against a lot of other things though. I feel like it's like kind of slow
I can try it out though
Sometimes you're shooting something and you're like okay, when is this thing gonna one of this thing gonna gonna go down?
Okay, you know what I'll try the laser cannon and try it out
All right, so we gotta find the fabricators.
I guess we'll start inside the city because like having to go into the city might be kind
of annoying.
So let's just start right now.
We're just gonna throw ourselves right into the factory.
The baddest I've always liked the laser cannon, honestly.
I just feel like the laser dog is so much better than the other kind.
Uh... Orbital Laser and Precision Strike.
And, alright.
Four Gods looking sus over there. That's a pretty cool...
I don't think I've seen that one before. That one's cool.
The Railgun feels impossible.
No comms? Ah, we gotta look fun.
Oh, he's got the portable Hellbomb, huh?
Alright, let's do it.
Holy shit that mission. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that was a rough one I
Do like the quasar cannon I do like that for sure I agree. I was actually kind of liking this diligence. I was using
Your brain fails to compute the minigame?
What?
The one where you're trying to put in the inputs quickly?
That one?
Lock it.
Let's see if we can do it.
We failed our first mission.
Let's see if we can do this one.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's just inputs.
Oh, we already destroyed the bottom post just landing.
Drop zones a little hot boys.
haha
Oh, I don't know what happened to my rover.
It says I'm right on top of it.
I guess I don't get my rover.
It disappeared.
All right, we got three only three more fabricators to go
Oh, was it on the crane? I looked up, I was trying to see if it was up there or not.
Oh, I'm in the wrong damn area, okay, what's up big Wrigley has going dude
of
Oh, well.
Destroy the buildings within the mega factory objective?
I don't... yeah, yeah, that one's a fucked up one, for sure.
Which enemy faction is the hardest to deal with?
I think it's pretty, it's either the bugs or the bots and I'm pretty sure it's the bots.
Yeah, yeah.
The bugs have gotten worse, I've gotten harder like worse as time has gone on for sure,
But I think the Illuminate are pretty much like the easiest hands down.
those uh those thermite grenades are pretty damn handy here aren't they
there
I'm just gonna get out of here.
is about right.
What is the strategy?
Well, we've actually completed this mission, we just got to get out.
Extraction is not necessary for victory.
We also have 14 lives, so this one we handle pretty easily.
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Last is fucking face on that one
RCA, thank you for the sub, thank you for the 72 months.
Come on, buddy!
You're on the 1, prepare to depart.
Your launch is 1, 6, but...
There, let's get the hell out of here.
Oh!
Uh, RCA, I think it was 72 months, man.
Appreciate it, dude.
You ain't Blastin', you ain't Lastin'.
This is nuts, hell yeah.
Uh, Master V-Guides, thank you very much.
Appreciate that.
Is there an interview process?
Oh, for what?
Joining? No, man. We just- we just go in, we fuck shit up. You can send me a front request, and...
Hop on in, dude.
I accept all front requests. No, no, no, there's no queue. Anybody can join in, um...
I try to take the people out whenever they can, but yeah.
I will- I- I- My favorite thing is taking level ones on Super Helldives. That's, like, one of my favorite things.
Ha ha ha ha!
What's the faction call because one of them will they be all what is this faction called
these are the automatons but the cyborgs are like I guess the cyborgs are like the masters
of the automatons or something.
Oh, what was the secret game you played today so I have a I have there's a new boomer
shooter style Starship Troopers game coming out that I'll be I'll be playing probably
tomorrow I think I'm gonna play for that but it was called you learn today
did you I'm liking the adjudicator
eldype take command of the galaxy's liberation all right say sabotage air
air capable of this.
These guys are watching you see a cyborg captain trying to eject.
Most of them are getting mowed down by those things.
Do we launch into the shit once again?
Alright, right here.
We're launching right into the shit once more.
I don't like the laser cannon so much as I can keep it for more than 10 seconds before dying, I didn't like it.
I'm not convinced on the heavy barrage. Precision strike and...
We'll go with these, it'll be good.
Somebody bring those extra reinforcements, we're gonna need those man.
Hey, what's up, Shekelflord, how's it going?
Secondary sword.
I like doing the shield wall where you got the shield in front. The problem is I don't have any good submachine gun
I don't like the suit the two submachine guns I have
So I know I never really like to do that also the directional shield is like a lie, honestly
It's like it's kind of it's kind of a lie. How good it is
The ice thank you for the 74 months. Thank you very much exactly. We're planning for film
The walking garage is anti-tank.
Hey guys, appreciate it man, how's it going dude? Hope you guys are having a good Wednesday so far.
Yeah, I haven't tried the hammer yet.
Drive to Arktur, Ark Dog, Gas.
Alright, so this is going to be a little more complicated mission we got to find, it's not
just to destroy the fabricators is easy.
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a Terminator appeal
What is this thing?
I've literally never seen that thing before.
No, I don't know what that was shit
up sign
Oh boy
No! I was trying to throw reinforcements! What the fuck?
Hahahahahhahaha
That's fair!
Wow, what a great spot to land, huh?
Really great spot to land, right?
Jesus Christ!
Place in a row.
Get me away from that shit.
No, I keep... God.
Alright.
Yeah, these kind of remind me of the old, um...
The old, uh, bot missions way back in the day.
Wow don't do that I guess don't do that
Do not do that, huh? They got pissed it off
I'm on the wrong side of the main objective
Wow geez man I brought a pea shooter to a missile fight I was on my own over there
There.
They're gonna they spawn me outside the whole fucking place?
If the laser cannon back please and I'll take this back too.
I say I'm right here on the objective
aim this entry at t3 I didn't kill him I saw movement I was like fuck
I maybe shot him a little
man my god dude you had a box line on tower and it could see the map like
three quarters of the map whoop rough see why I said we need to bring the
extra five it's cuz of me yeah I only shot him like a couple times he's all
right
holy shit this is how dude
A little warning, that would have been nice, that's what that does.
I was like, oh god, I need to get over there and help.
Never do you mind, babe!
It pretty much just gets progressively worse against these guys, like, once you go in, like,
it's never gonna get better, it's just gonna get worse as they get in there.
It's never gonna get better.
Why don't you like take out the fabricators and like, okay, it's not so bad.
I like it, but this is very fun.
I was slowed down by the stupid, oh my God.
Fucking garbage.
What the fuck?
I mean bro I got fucked this mission so mad
the
You know, I think this could get worse.
I think we can make this worse.
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the
of
the
I can't, you have a second to clear the flag, Kizoh.
Ready to fight!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming on!
Stay still, I'm coming!
Kizoh!
What's up hairball how's it going yeah he started me
Wait it can't even land get on the thing bro
I'm going to get you, Sam.
You have maintained our way of life.
I've never seen, yeah, I've never seen the fucking drop
ship like, eh?
Eh?
See, I told you we needed extra life.
I'm just all all the stings in me just send me in bro
How there was one of the best games ever it's a lot of them
The will to live should we be so like to actually make a difference should we be like fighting
here or no like am I fighting on the wrong planet on cyber stand or the wrong city on
cyber stand or what this may not be the right place probably other city okay let's finish
this one out we'll go to the we'll probably go to the other city
I'm at the wrong city got you got you
I was gonna say the bots that they shifted to yeah where I don't even know
where we're at right now I just I just picked one for this one I know it is
Destroy the counter orbital cannons.
Uh, hey, thanks so much. Lord of Burgers, thank you for 60 months. I appreciate that dude. Thanks very much.
Uh, hope we're doing well, man.
Diver Dads, yo, well.
Uh, they say they want to go over here.
You want to go over here? We'll go over here.
I'm actually really liking the laser cannon. Also, I think there's no point
You know that hey gaff Ryan, thank you so much for the five gift subs really appreciate that. Thank you, dude
Try that one out. Thank you. Yeah, Brian Brigitte dude
I was gonna try the reeducator dart firing gashes kind of like hard to harmful to hostiles
Delirium in the target
You know, I will say that the the senator is pretty nice when you're in that like oh shit situation where you gotta
You got to put some rounds into somebody. I'll keep that
Thermite grenades are really good. It's a good point because you can just throw the thermite directly on the
Fabricators as well honestly right so you may as well the only thing is that if you need to clear out like a crowd the regular grenades are nice
Thank you get Brian for five give sus man appreciate dude thermites really good actually like I remember I remember throwing the thermite grenades on the
The illuminates UFOs remember doing that
I think that's right
It just works well
Well the heavier hoax out over the court. Yeah, it takes a little while right
You know laser cannon started off kind of shit, but I've always kind of liked it honestly
It was good
Oh, the galaxy looks to you for salvation, let nothing stand in the way of liberty.
Who's weapon you've got?
Melch's wheat spot takes on a hulk in no time.
flying knee to the face you're getting tiger knee by those uh those cyborgs is rough
who somebody called in the tank
you want a driver you want me to drive or what uh you know we we know that somebody's probably
probably get in this thing
dude you want me to drive or something
you know I don't care if you want to drive I'm trying to go
Oh boy.
Alright.
Oh, fantastic!
Thank you, subs.
Appreciate it, dude, thank you very much.
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the
death
of
the
death
I
Walk thank you for the sub appreciate it dude. Thank you very much. Good block. Thank you for the 47 months
to have the breaching hammer I have not yet no
of
I got the terminal!
Help Omar! Clear the area!
That's rough.
Um, well, that's gotta work on that thing, right?
Inevitably you did the thermite it's gonna work out well probably take it out, right?
3 to 4 turn off or might take those out
Oh, you know, I just want to play video games to relax the video game, like I got on the
I like to play video games to relax
I like used all of my ammo
That's why you kill bugs for oil.
I got some Jamaican defaults
My back in New York, no, we get these these these are really good
Hmm
Okay
Someday I'll be able to live
ah
dude man
Even with the story about how the Canadian government caused a diplomatic-ish crisis
Did you make over the term beef patty? I have not, no.
Hmm.
I want to something hot for dinner.
It's good.
GG.
Oh, hacky arrow.
There we go.
Super Hell Dive.
Just warm.
Hacky arrow, thank you for the 10 gift subs.
Appreciate you doing that.
I like hero appreciate man. You got a good sub and joy. Hmm
Back here. Oh, thank you so much, man. Appreciate it. Give some dude
Thank you so much man
Right
I'd say what planet should I actually go to or what's what's city
at long last cyber stand will be free so there's this city it looks like this is
where most people are so probably on this city is where we're gonna have the
most the most impact probably here is where we should do something.
Okay, do it.
Borg-R-King, if you guys want to join in, feel free.
Let's say here is my friend code. If you'd like to send a friend request, anybody can join in.
uh... let's do it
uh... i've never had any fried plantains
never had it
i'd be ready for some bullshit boys
never man
put your sour cream
both my friend code uh... it's right here hang on
Here it every time I hit generate it's gonna be something new, but yeah, go ahead and set me for the buzz there
Hmm, I think you get hackier. I really appreciate that dude. Thank you so much
What's on it
Mission preparation
All right, let's do it
Help, help, it's fine.
Fist of Family Value is a great name, mine is King of the Constitution.
I like, uh, there's another one, isn't it like the Judge of Judgment? That one's pretty good.
I've been the Fist of Family Value since day one.
This barrage is not gonna be very good.
I'm a little tempted by the recoilless rifle.
I'll try that.
I'll take those.
We'll see how that goes.
of freedom the fist of benevolence that's friggin the custodian of family values
the stallion of audacity the patriot of patriotism i i got i see you're a
Patriots fan
Request these districts!
Ah!
What is this?
Not today!
This whole day!
Request the order!
Holy shit.
Oh, okay.
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Oh
What the fuck?
Hey, 8 and a half gorilla, there's 54 months.
There's your man.
I'm sorry to hear that dude.
things are okay man.
Dude, thanks so much for the 15 more months man.
What the fuck man? God, you just fall and die.
I mean I'm gonna get a chance to I'm gonna chance to throw out a strategy
Are any of us going to make it off this planet?
I'm going to be a beacon of freedom if you're not 150 feet in the air, exactly.
I sometimes wonder if my teammates look over and they see my body like flying through the sky.
I always wonder if my teammates see me.
Tell my story.
They sure do, sir.
And the rocket's red glare.
There goes this corpse witness me.
What's up myth information?
How's it going dude?
Collaboration was super fun.
Yeah, yeah, always a good time.
play with Miss Mika and then this I'd never met Anthony before but he seems like a nice dude
I never saw the dark knight rise does the witness me guy die the witness me guy
um witness me was from um the delective uh that was from something else that's from uh
Mad Max. Yeah, yeah.
Mad Max Fury Road.
I thought the recoil list was doing pretty well.
Alright, let's start out. We're gonna start out here and we'll force our way in.
Uh, David, thank you for the 30, uh, the three months. I really appreciate that. Thank you,
David.
kind of feel like all the centuries they all kind of get fucked
you know the mortar century I might make some enemies with this one we'll see
Static Mortar might be good. Yeah, I might get some enemies with that one. We'll see.
The team, yeah, the team killing Sentry. Yeah, yeah.
I, you know, I kind of, I was falling asleep during it, but I really didn't care as much for Furiosa.
I was kind of disappointed with Furiosa.
Didn't care much for that one.
Big eyes that lady I
Remember nothing about it
When they knew Dragon movie we didn't go to see it our babysitter called our babysitter
Cancelled could make it and then we tried to get Katie's mom, and then she cancelled too, so
We're going, you guys are going to walkers this time, huh?
This work
Hi Bob
Ah, Danzo, thank you for the sub. Appreciate that, thank you Danzo
Okay, you've got the eye of Sauron on you. Yeah
I'm broke what the hell was I gonna do there you the 40k game like this I don't
know why total war the what was the new one with the squad space marine I don't
I don't know why Space Marine isn't really like this, to be honest.
come on man give me a fucking break dude
...on us, and destroy us.
We're flexing, orbital strike!
Injury? What injury?!
Collegialis entry!
How do I find myself in like worse, worse, worse, worse, like, just increasingly worse
situations?
Uh, in doubt of a will, thank you for the 63 months, I really appreciate that, thank you
Ah, sorry I didn't mean to do that.
Manually set flow valves to maximum output.
Is that like here by us somewhere?
I
Saw my life flash for my eyes on that one
They swarm the they swarm these things so fast
Hey kill a bot thank you for the sub okay, dude
I
Kijutsu guy, thank you for the sub your kid
I
Am down to my fucking pistol
I
Move you should be far the fall of Arthur's we guys are mom. I think she's a guy. Appreciate it, dude
Yeah, that's a Warhammer TV show coming out right supposed to be Henry Cavals in charge or something
I'm not a big warhammer guy personally, but
Was this something we already did or
THAT'S A DEATH PITS!
BWAH! WHAT THE FUCK!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ah yeah, this looks like a lot of fun over here.
Oh
Mesmer they with some they're gonna do thank you Mesmer
Alright, we still haven't completed the objective, we're running out of reinforcements, too.
that would be slanish which one is uh slanish warhammer is the case of like
like everybody sucks right like there's no everybody sucks in the Warhammer universe
the sexy one
of
I'm trying to treat a steer 1S that way and we got here.
Man, I feel like there's just so many enemies having to rely on any kind of ammo at all.
It's like you just can't have a gun that requires ammo on this.
Wow, uh, you know what? I don't know who took this gun, but it kind of sucks, bro.
The lasers they do nothing
Is that thing a block?
Whoa
that was an ally I thought it was I am so sorry I really thought that was an
enemy yeah that one that one's on me
I thought it was I thought it was the other thing you could see why I thought that I thought
I thought it was the other two-legged walker thing.
Ah, yes, get to the chop. I have a sponsored segment for the new Starship Troopers game.
I'll probably be doing that tomorrow.
I was gonna do it today, just ran out of time.
He ain't no way man.
Ain't no way.
Hey, no way man
Omol got him too many guys
The cyborgs are rough they are rough man
They're not like invincible or anything, but when they're running at you like that like what do you do?
Vision seems insane. I was a distraction for the others to get away exactly
Yeah, super hell dive on a cyber stand is pretty rough then
Real bullshit happening here.
I remember what this gun was, the Dominator.
Oof.
Uh, he lost an arm.
He's down an arm.
I wonder how good this is at taking those things out.
It doesn't seem particularly odd, dude.
He's fucked.
I'm afraid of Devastate!
There's a way to force the fun.
I'm afraid of forcement.
Look me in the enemy.
Thanks guys.
Yeah, should be no problem.
Oh, have I really forgot?
Okay, I honestly forget.
You're like multiple boxes in the extraction point.
These Super Helldive on this planet are rough.
Very rough.
All died.
So the Mortar was pointless on that one.
You know, let's see.
Customize.
Oh see muzzle brake flash hider this one increases more horizontal less vertical recoil
Patterns was a hell diver pattern a lot of dog
Okay
Well, it seems slow how do jeeps and I think tanks are okay against the bots tanks are pretty solid against them
I'm gonna go with a laser man or like you need you need like something that can fire like forever
because
You're you're sitting around fumbling with ammo and shit like you can't you need like laser beams and shit
Yeah, the tanks are okay against the bots for sure tanks are solid, but they do get chewed up pretty fast
Let's see laser cannons.
All the turrets are pretty pointless here.
Barrage and precision strike.
Let me get something out that's going to fire infinitely.
The laser shotgun is pretty solid.
I can try the scythe also.
The scythe seemed decent. Let's try that.
I kinda missed my uh, frag grenades.
Not gonna lie. I'm going back to my frags.
How was Bonstream? Awful. It's terrible.
Try the siege armor if you need more ammo.
I think fumbling with ammo at all is a mistake.
mistake. The boss room is terrible, man. I mean, honestly, you need something for armor
piercing against like everything, to be honest. You need it against the bugs, you need it
against the bots, against the Illuminate, you need something for everything.
Best of the best.
Lever up to your name.
Lever up to freedom.
Yeah, fine fabricators are.
I'm going to head, I'll head this way, I guess.
I like her super!
You don't say!
I
See all the time the tongue
Oh
Jesus and
Hey that shot, thank you to the son, we should have been
I'm just looking for the health packs, man!
God damn it!
I'm just trying to fucking heal, bro!
Next, SMW run coming soon?
Uh, yeah, unfortunately you won't be here to watch, though.
Real shame.
Tripped and died, I did, yeah.
all I was trying to do was get stimmed right there man
I know what happened to my laser cannon either
That shit's gone. Fuck it.
Aw, maybe somebody else grabbed it.
Yeah, yeah, I did get the new- aw, the new thing, yeah.
Uh, the Trident's good, I like it.
It feels a little- it feels a little wimpy sometimes.
But, I'll tell you this man, when there's so many enemies like this,
uh, having to fuck around with ammo feels like a massive disadvantage.
So like, you kinda want...
I feel like you kinda want, uh, something like that.
You have solo, silo for one shot the box.
I think I've seen silo
It's a remote-controlled missile, I'd like to see that.
Extractions way over there
there.
of
The fuck?
My life for super!
What's wrong with me?!
The fuck?
Now it's a point of pride.
This must be like a big fabricator here, huh?
pretty sure that was my own artillery
strike I called in. Are you sure that was my own artillery strike? That's full. You
got it. I did get it. It's true.
Fire inside the instruction rates!
Quick!
Speed!
Heavy, south-west, continue here.
PTA, 2 hours, 1 minute, 30 seconds.
The explosive pistol is great on the cyborgs, uh, the grenade launcher pistol you mean?
I was on a roll, and I took out that thing I wanted to take out.
Do we think anybody is going to make it out of here?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
How are you a lot?
bro look at extraction
are rooting for you man oh he's the last one everybody else is dead
he's got no stims
come on survive
No
Didn't make it
You've got super good for free if you know how though it seems someone mind-numbing
I think don't people do like easy missions to grind for super credits, right?
The Warpac helps them I think ease easy missions or yeah, yeah
Going for super credits on super held I probably not I slam my penis in the car
I watched the battle brother's bot from the other day this morning.
I promised you my character would come in clutch.
I just never said how.
Thank you for releasing me into the wilderness with my twenty gold, Malone.
Oh, you're welcome.
Hey, Kerchak, thank you for the bits.
Appreciate it, man.
Thanks very much.
Yeah, I always found, for me, I always found like I needed more common samples
than anything else.
Bro, look at that.
100% accuracy.
Look at that.
I can't add that.
GG.
Squad Impact Zero.
Alright, let's see.
Oh, is there actually, um, I guess there's other planets you can fight on too, but I
like, honestly, everybody is going to be fighting over here, right?
We will cleanse every block of our fallen metropolis
All right
Hey, 5 o'clock shadow, thank you very much
We got some spots open if you guys want to join
I think you're 5 o'clock shadow, appreciate it dude
Yeah, I want the high capacity heat sink. That's what I want
Uh, finnacle in improving cooling rate. Yeah, this is what I want, man
Gives you one less magazine level 13. We're probably not too far from that to be honest, right?
Try new games having issues, uh it's health divers, is it health divers if the game doesn't
have issues?
Ah, let's see what else can we buy here.
I haven't tried some of the new sniper rifles and stuff, I haven't tried some of those.
Oh, let's see.
Another month, another Sop.
Hey, thanks so much.
Lunasaurus, really appreciate that, dude.
Sir, I protest.
I am not a Merry Man.
Yeah, these, I want to unlock like one of these.
I never get any of those.
Let's see.
Yeah, so what's the other is there a good submachine gun in the games are a good one?
Oh, this one doesn't get you the what's it called?
The repperman.
Okay.
Do you know which one that was under?
We got Gunnar in there.
Is that under one of these?
Remember that SMG is great damage, but the recoil is wrong.
You should have got the new Mario Tennis tomorrow.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think I'm going to play the new Mario Tennis.
I'm not interested.
Is that a truth enforcers?
Let's see.
Do I even have truth enforcers?
i don't actually
see democratic detonation that was one of the crossbow right
uh... do i have everything from this one
WeeSwerry provides 50% limb health, a servo, all the metallic arms are pretty cool, like those.
Y'all a dragon!
Mission Preparation, Aborted.
Alright, let's do it.
Helpons Frived.
The pistol is a clutch machine if you have the hover pack.
I'm just not that interested in Mario Tennis, honestly, I don't really, not really, I don't
know if I'm going to play it.
We'll see, I'll think about it.
Who's worse than a seasoned veteran down to the easiest hit in Battle Brothers, goddammit?
Oh yeah, yeah.
We'll start outside.
and let's see I'm using this one laser cannon take the shield generator and
let's go precision and laser you lost two good guys I know I remember playing
battle brothers like the first time I played it I was like brah I'm gonna spend
$2,000 in this guy this guy is so awesome he's gonna be awesome and he
dies like two seconds. SoulSting thank you for the 95 months really appreciate
that thank you SoulSting. Yeah it's the Almar I can't wait to play Mario
Tennis and you've already been playing for 10 hours yeah that's gonna be great man.
That was awesome.
I'm going to be playing all night Mario Tennis so when you play it you're not going to have any chance you're going to want to immediately turn it off.
Wow, that's great.
So I think we got a gate somewhere nearby.
No, we gotta find a gate.
So there's one by me down south here, over here. Yeah, I see. I got a gate right here.
I hope you don't try it. I'm really not interested honestly.
of these are
grab your blowing these up
I think I'm gonna get that.
Happy hill gardening, Bob.
Jesus.
Now I'm gonna reinforce him.
There you go.
Hey, Smolder! Thanks so much.
Oh
Please don't kill me
Alright, directly heads the next objective
That is a lot of damn shit over there
We need more catcom.
Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna play more of, uh, I'm gonna play more of that game, Muginix,
for sure.
Man, it takes so long for the orbital position to re-engage here.
Bro, how are we...
Darkest London is $3 on Switch, so that is a really good deal.
Ah, Samoa, thanks so much for the 107 months, man.
I really appreciate that.
Oh, what's up tyrant how's it going? You love the zexion videos. Zexion is a lot of fun, man.
Fucking great.
Well, why does that keep happening where I think I'm throwing a thing and I end up throwing a grenade?
I thought that was... that keeps happening. I don't know why.
I know, well the problem is there's just too much shit on the flag right now. There's no way we can get it.
I think we got a bug out get somewhere else run away we'll come back
too much shit here man, there's no way, no way
We're never, we're never ever gonna get that thing raised.
I didn't even see this thing land right next to me man.
There's too much shit on me. There's too much shit on all of us dude way too much shit
Ain't nowhere to go, man. Ain't literally nowhere for us to go. We're trapped like fucking rats down here, man.
Go again, orbital strike!
Sub-Sporc, how's it going?
Got us literally trapped like rats down here.
Oh, I have my gun out, man.
Oh, wow, though, gun cool, thanks for letting me know, man.
We don't watch the PlayStation Direct tomorrow.
Yes.
I'm like, where are I like completely?
You run into this room, there's three ways out.
All three ways are completely filled with enemies.
There's no way.
Oh guys, I don't know we haven't done either objective at this point. I don't know guys. I
Got nada
Other this one's happening
it's just like let's go to the other one let's go let's go to falls a lax on
The other one this one's fucked
I don't know man
Oh
We just can't the moment we sit here like this is what happens at the objectives like
every time like there's no way we're never gonna get the flags raised this is not gonna
happen like look at this I don't think even if we were killing these guys it just wouldn't
happen
It wasn't ahhh, it just didn't happen dude.
I
See that thing
that was hell that was hell raise the flag is probably the worst mission what
do you do man like I don't know I don't know how you do that point blank may
go into the face how do you even do that when on a box and you dive on to a
a monster. I don't even know what you do on that one dude.
Fire mines and gasmen with ATs and turrets. The turrets like man the turrets just die
so fast though. Oh no.
Ah, cuperton, thanks so much.
Raise the flag.
All right, here you go. Let's do kill a tom-tom. This one we probably do, right?
If toss turrets off to the side, they can pull aggro away. Yeah, that's a good point.
Um, I don't know, maybe it's like I'm missing an upgrade. My turrets die so fast.
Uh, Q-R-Ten, thank you so much. Appreciate that. Like, the turrets just die so quickly.
It's like, what do you do?
There are cyborgs in this game?
Yeah, there's one.
So there's a giant Terminator 2 robot
that's like fucking kicks your ass
and there's a cyborg dude now too.
Pretty gnarly.
So this one's just kill kill is pretty easy
Let's go with the coil list and
Something else to just blast them honestly
there you go more blastin
hey let's box guys are fucked shouldn't be like three of them at a time big buzz
with the spawn was just just like the dragon roaches did yeah well there's a
lot of them it's pretty gnarly man I remember back in day with the bugs
There would also be like six of the biotitans on you. It's like fuck man
It's getting me a thing sometimes
Box spawns are fucked
Come on guys, we know that the Helldivers does when it comes to balancing stuff.
They have no idea what they're doing.
Come on guys.
They just guess.
guess
they're just ahead of the curve.
I like there's my body
everyone's just playing these missions wrong which one like well how would you
recommend you do the raised flag mission how would you recommend that
That one seemed pretty rough to me dude
They're all about setting up defense.
fuck me man
the land mines are pretty good to deal with the riff-riff
uh you know I don't I don't even know do I even have the land mines well we're
just getting fucked do I even have the land mines let me know if I have them
I'm just kidding, this is a spell that can one return a extraction release.
Later, I bet you're in the 48 months, I really appreciate that.
Ready to leprechaun!
Take charge!
Mr. Blanc, thank you for the 76 months. Appreciate it, dude. Thank you very much.
The kill mission's not too bad. Raise the flag, though. Real shit. What was I eating
on stream earlier? Oh, bro, I just wanted something hot to eat. You know, I don't know.
Like sandwiches don't really cut it sometimes, but, uh, Katie, we had some Jamaican beef
patties. Uh, you buy them and they come with two in a box. She made them for me.
good throw them in the oven for a little while love those Jamaican be Ivan how
one of those in the long time do bring the minds man bring the minds if it's
gonna give us a chance let's do it yeah they're so good so yeah yeah well
yeah I think it might be I'm not sure maybe golden crust yeah they taste
Really good. I think it was one thing you lighter for the sub. Thank you. Apigee. I really appreciate subs guys
Cheers and happy Wednesday
Minasubra the sandwich went into a panini press top tier lunch. I don't really like tomato soup. I like clam chowder though
big clam chowder good
Give a huge box of in our freezer and hell yeah
Your mom makes him from scratch.
Ah, let's see.
Raise the flag!
Alright.
We're raising that flag, boys.
cold clam chowder should we so okay we're doing raise the flags we go like
right next to it and try to blitz it or what do you think or like land outside
the city and try to prepare like I don't know man I don't know what do you guys
think just all just eating it while okay let's say you like you like cold
old clam jotter. Take care of all nearby anti-air if you can. So outside the city or inside
the city, what do you guys think? Howl now? There you go, sure. You got it. I don't even
know if I have mines. What do I have? Anti-Personnel and Cendiary Mines and I've got Tesla Tower.
I could try the Tesla Tower.
Tesla Tower.
Bring it?
It sucks you think no?
Okay.
The anti-personnel minefield.
Uh, laser cannon.
Alright, I'll go with that. I don't feel good about this. I don't know, guys.
We'll try it.
I just want to play Red Alert too.
An anti-tanker.
You meet one of the embankments where you sit down and you shoot.
I love that thing.
It's awesome.
I love that thing.
Yeah, that thing is awesome.
You do like that thing a lot.
You put those on the defend missions, you just sit there and you just blast away.
So good.
A few shots, takes down the drop ship.
But even taking out a dropship like it doesn't even kill everything on there
anyway. Don't know. You love the deploy music? It kills half the enemies for their
Is that actually the mechanic though?
I'm gonna follow Denver
Okay, help me, folks.
No, he's out of class. I couldn't find him.
I
Okay
Oh
Hey shy Hulu, thank you for the 34 months appreciate it sir
oh is that all you just got to throw a grenade in those things
fuck battle brothers fuck the arena you lost a good character didn't you bro
to wheat so do we even try this now anti-tank mines
Watch out for the mines, watch out for the mines, watch out for the mines, watch your steps!
got more new
I
Got the bullshit
I almost got the flag raised.
So this is exactly how it went last time, by the way.
Ha ha ha ha.
Bro, we're not- it's over. We're not- we're not getting into here at this rate.
Moose Goose, thank you for the sub, appreciate you, thank you very much.
What is happening on my screen?
I don't know man.
I just don't think we're getting this flag raised, dude.
I don't know if the mines are enough.
Just ain't enough, man.
I don't know. I don't know what we need.
maybe like a tank maybe I just feel like maybe a tank
Yeah, maybe two tanks. Yeah, we need to get, we need to back out. Yeah, you're right.
Man. You know what this reminds me of? This reminds me of the missions where you had
to escort the civilians out and the bots would just spawn non-stop. It reminds me of that.
Where there's just like, there's just no shot. You know, it's just like no fucking way.
of
the caravan as for
I think about caravan escorts and battle brothers is that sometimes it's like a fucking walk
in the park like wow I just got so much money for nothing and sometimes it is hell on earth
like you never know
that's the thing it's just a complete random roll the dice
so yeah i don't know man
we're out of reinforcements here and we did not accomplish our mission
it's just too much man
yeah this is uh let's raise the flag shit this is pretty hopeless man honestly
Maybe like
Maybe like I could sneak over there, and like maybe there'll be less shit there. I don't know I
doubt it though
It's just not...
Cropships!
My life for Super Earth!
Calling an orbital strike, too!
I was trying man, he was a true patriot.
I wonder if maybe a better bet would be trying to slow and stun them like the what's called
the mortars.
I feel like you need like a bunch of turrets and mortars and shit
like all around it before you call in the flag, before you do that.
Yeah, like stunning and slowing and EMP right.
Yeah, whenever you raise the flag, the box and the box is showing up like immediately, right?
All gas load up maybe something like that, man.
Rough.
Gas and fire. We'll have to try it again.
We're not gonna have time for that hellish, we're running basically full of those kill
shakillianing groups and it's been working okay on like the raise the flag mission.
See we've been doing every other mission like no problem like you know okay but the raise
the flag ones man like these are brutal because you just have to stand still for so long
and they just they just dump a bunch of shit on you they just dump it all over you.
gross
uh... mechanical queen thank you for the sub
thank you very much
you think if you do all the side stuff and then go for the flag there'll be
less stuff is that how is that actually like how it works
He's hunkering down for Demars you got to do what you got to do man
Right, I think when the whenever you call whenever you call the flag it's like a scripted drop like it's going to happen
Yeah, yeah, I think what you got to do is before you call the flag. That's where you got to clear
Okay that was funny.
I think you gotta be ready like before you call the flag.
Like you need everything in place.
You need like turrets, EMPs, all that shit.
Gas, ready to go.
Yeah, the turrets are going to get shredded too.
It's true.
Yeah, you're right.
That's why I think like stun, like stun mortars and like slow, like all that stuff I think
would be pretty good.
When they say the robots are socialists, what exactly do they mean by that?
Ha ha ha ha!
The fire barrage is pretty good though if you don't blast yourself. They hate freedom.
The bubble shield stratagem is still giving everybody for free I'm not sure.
They hate democracy. The linked AI neural net neural net processors.
Does that mean like, uh, are we suggesting that the Borg are communists?
Like, the Borg are also socialists?
It's just propaganda.
Probably the socialist equals evil?
I can't say I really thought of the Borg that way.
I want to say that the Borg queen is kind of a soft retcon.
Would you guys agree?
The bar queen is cool, but I would almost argue that it kind of undercuts it a little bit too.
We're going right back to raise the flags and get your shit together and get in gear.
We're going to right back, we're going to figure this shit out.
of the mind when they turn them into ants yeah kind of right well I mean they
weren't a mindless mob though right oh
you're a good spot the board were supposed to be mindless they were just
they were a collective intelligence right that is that's the opposite of
mindless. That's like too many mines, right?
Take the quasar cannon instead and try that. All right, this is where we need to
decide EMS mortar static to slow the advance.
I may try a I may try the anti tank in place when I feel like it's gonna get me
I killed though, honestly.
Need someone to cover you? Yeah, if I'm in this... Dude, you can't cover because it's just not gonna work out.
I'm going lots of turrets here. I'm going like super turrets.
and I'm getting more reinforcements
plum loco thank you for the 53 months really appreciate that
they plum loco our halo bubble shields yeah how are those
mindless this implies like they're aimless like they had an aim
right and they were adding more intelligences to their own and like
more minds
they were they were like super intelligence right
That's the point is that with all their thoughts into one, as opposed to like the Federation
of Planets, there's like billions of people all pulling in different directions, right?
Well, yeah, they wanted to take, they wanted to absorb other intelligences to improve
their own.
Right.
See, that's the Queen, right?
They're not mindless.
all right we're trying again to raise this fucking flag
Alright, where to?
Let's head for the flag north of us.
head for that and um before we nobody call it down until we're ready we have
to so we have to set up and and and then we'll call down the flag
if we call it before ready we're just gonna get fucked
Erase terrorist memorials are are these the are these the memorials
What are the what are the terrorist memorials these
What difficulty is this we are playing on a super hell dive at the moment
Oh
You need me and not it I don't have a must wrong enough for that okay
About this
of
about work
I
Not big enough, huh? All right, how about this one?
You don't need legs.
Time to go.
That's close.
Ah, cool.
shit really only completely gets outrageous when we call in the shit that's where that's
where shit hits the fan. Right now like shit sucks but it's not like oh my god. It only
gets oh my god when that shit happens
Is there a bottomless my leg dialogue with my leg from Spongebob?
I'm kind of by the objective, but we can't really do anything yet here, so it's too early.
We got to all be here and we got to all be ready.
Going down to support weapon.
Injury. What injury?
Calling down supplies.
Huh?
Yeah, we haven't called the flag down yet now.
But we're doing like not a bad job like clearing shit out but it's...
because of the issue was when oh god
I just use a stem I just use my quasar this is bullshit man come on
Come on dude!
Son of a...
I
Hey drew it take it with some man appreciate it dude
Thank you for the raid a wavy. Thank you for the raid man. How's it going dude?
Welcome on in guys from wavy's frame. How's it going? Happy Wednesday. What was wavy doing tonight?
So man, thanks so much for the raid.
Join us. We are playing some helldivers with chat. There's new update.
We're attacking the cyborg robot home planet, and we are currently getting fucked up
Yep getting fucked up right now. Oh, are you a part of the Mario baseball league? Is that are you part of that?
I mean
We're like down to half reinforces. We haven't even tried to raise the flag. We got to try at some point, right?
Oh my god, I'm surrounded on both sides.
The ass blast.
They have bosses? Oh, bro, there's all kinds of crazy shit in this game nowadays, man. Are you kidding me?
You name it.
I don't even know. Am I even damaging you if I hit them?
You aren't with Jad, what's up?
I'm gonna reason that, uh, season of ass blast in me, ass blast?
Exactly his ass blasts.
Bro look at that shit.
All Stars Super Baseball League and Streamer Tournament, assball, that's that's the rock
I get you.
Uhhh.
I only played Mario, I played Mario Baseball once.
Oh that's why you guys raised the flag, no wonder.
That's why.
Call again in a century!
Requesting century!
Somebody called down- I thought we agreed to wait on this until we were ready.
So that's why shit was so fucked somebody called down the flag you guys thought we were
waiting until we were like all right we're ready let's do it yeah I don't know who did
it. The flag goes up fast and we salute it. Bro, it doesn't look like we can fucking salute
it. We can't even stay alive. What do you mean? It doesn't look like we can do anything.
So you got to see the idea was we all get there and we all set up our shit and then
we call down the flag. Not let's just fucking sure why not.
That was the idea I thought.
Destruction is unclear, somebody called the shit down and fucked us.
Oh
I thought we had a point.
I thought we had a plan, guys.
He fucked up the plan.
I think we honestly had a shot at it too, is the thing.
I think we should have done it.
I want to know who called down the flag because when you call down the flag you're basically
like okay go and then the enemy they're all gonna spawn.
I want to know who called the flag down.
I don't know, who knows.
I am Sportacus.
The grunt fantasy is real.
I think if we had this stuck with the plant, we maybe had a shot.
Injury? What injury?
I've already saved me!
I'm going down the century!
I'm going to die!
I think the EMP mortars are actually doing pretty well
Oh, man, oh, well, at least I got my revenge on that guy
to the people turrets spinning yeah
I'll see where's Gunroar at.
Gunroar's over here playing Metal Gear Solid.
What gun is he using?
Wow, that gun, is that the heavy machine gun?
No.
That can't be the heavy machine gun
That gun seems crazy dude. Yeah, we're on Super Hellbite. Yeah
I really do think if we had not called if somebody hadn't called in the flag
I think we might have had a chance. We might have had a shot I
Thinks I don't know who did it, but it's whoever called in okay
The idea was that we wait until we're ready, and we have everything set up
We're all on this thing right and then we call it in
Yeah, whoever called it in
So whenever you start that flag, basically it's gonna be non-stop shit coming in over and over and over and over
Bro that was brutal
That was brutal oh my god
Yeah, also if people can salute too and make it faster while the turrets are doing their
job then maybe, yeah.
Honestly for how that work, only those who are playing this are playing this terrain.
No, no, no, I think everybody is playing on the same mission, it's just that if you
play on like easy it's gonna be nowhere near as fucked up.
Oh yeah, GG.
All right, nobody fucking call the flag in until we're ready understand
So the flag to get the flag to come down you call in the stratagem
So it's like it's the one that's like up down up down or whatever it is, right?
Don't do that. Do not do that. That is bad because we got to all be ready when that happens
We have to all be ready. If you call it in immediately, you're basically saying come in come in come all in
We got to be absolutely ready. Everybody has to be ready on that
Don't do that
I'm pretty sure it wasn't Gunroar that did that. By the way, we got a spot open if anybody wants to join by the way
I got a free spot open
Call it in immediately
Look a man with a plan fly call in immediately. Yeah, well that is just we just lose
So it'd be nice to try to we could try winning for a change. We could try that
Try the scorcher housing about trying the heavy machine gun actually I love the laser cannon the thing of the the thing about the
The heavy machine gun though is I'm not excited worrying about fucking ammo. I'm not looking forward to that
Do you level 23? Yeah, yeah, the Lacksaw's level 23.
Instructions unclear. Flag is good. Honestly, I feel like the Tesla towers were really good.
But, or not the Tesla tower, the thing here. But yeah, go ahead and feel free to join in.
We need a fourth. Yeah, the EMS mortar. But that was actually really good.
I'll try the mortar as well and I'll take the gatling and I'll try I'll try out the
heavy machine gun. I like the heavy machine gun for sure. Alright. All the shooters and
also don't own this game, can I play? Sure. Yeah, go for it. You miss Fenboy Hooters, they
They're too drained from Age of Empires.
I haven't played in a while, I miss it man.
You know I was just in a tank earlier on Cyberstan and the sponsors frame, it was fine, it
was good.
Okay, don't call it in.
Once again, do not call it in.
The cracked thing for 8 of Empire is not even flawed.
Yeah, I know how to file a pilot tank, yeah, yeah.
I couldn't find, um, finding the driver's seats the hard part.
I think the flag is right next to us here. Did we try it out right now?
We're all ready
Apparently not.
You're alive.
Get solo!
Get it solo!
Okay, one more try!
Fucking location is in.
All the cars are coming to us.
Okay.
I love the surrounding these bot factions, I'm on reason the bots are the funnest faction
to play. I think the bugs are way more fun than they used to be. The bugs have always
been fun, but, um, I'll be, I think the bugs are a lot more fun than they used to be, honestly.
all right still another another fabricator around here somewhere there it is
damn the kids were the more interesting the bugs are really fun now I think the
bugs are very fun I think everything can always be better about the guy they're
They're very fun.
Never did my life...
How'd you like to take some freedom?
Good morning, do you want to come in?
Oh, I want to came over and healed you
Yeah, I heard it too later
I don't think I'm getting my heavy machine gun back. That's for sure
Okay, where are we regrouping
Hey, Gamer's on his own. I'm gonna stick close to Odder and Zalax on over here.
Oh, you're on bleed. Oh, I didn't know.
Oh, wow. Yeah, the laser gun, uh, not a lot of firepower on that one. Yeah, got me.
I have one death, I think we've had six deaths so far actually.
You know these mortar things may be fucking team killers but they actually they're pretty
Good. Yeah, they're really good.
Okay, so we've actually almost completely cleaned up the map except for the thing we're supposed to do
All right, where are we going?
We're going to group up.
Looks like Odder and Zalaxon.
We need to all group up.
I see somebody dropped a bunch of mines over here.
I think Whiskey Dingo misclicked.
He wants to stream together VR chat.
You might have missed, like...
of
the
yeah hey whiskey dingo thank you for the raid man
I appreciate it dude how's it going?
How was your stream dude, what were you streaming?
I was wondering as we're playing the new Hell Divers update.
Oh welcome on in.
What's up dude?
All right, do we guys want to try in the southwest and see if we can actually manage this shit?
So we're doing this, we're on the robot home planet is where we are right now and we're
on the maximum difficulty and we're trying to do this mission.
keep failing it tonight. Walking onto a literal minefield. Okay, we're all here.
We're trying to raise the flag on the BOT planet and these missions, like we've been
failing over and over and over, and we're gonna see if we can actually do it this time.
Okay, nobody's called it in yet.
Somebody call the name who did it
Salute the flag do you have to be like right next to it to raise it
Let's call me fucking Stonewall Jackson here.
Come on, it's so close!
Almost got it!
well we raised the flag now we just got a clear of enemies that's it
well at least we got the flag up though right we got the flag up that's what
matters the most
two
We did it! We did it once!
We actually did it once!
It's possible it can be done!
See the strategy works!
Yeah, now we have to, but the thing is, we gotta do it again.
There's one other flag we have to raise.
I
Double tank plus four orbital laser needs flag plant, maybe I don't know
and
what happens when the lasers run out dude
that's a real question
Thanks.
Who's gonna have it masked out tomorrow?
People will definitely figure it out.
So before you end, we gotta clear this place out.
The
I need my leg!
I need skin!
I need liberty!
I need skin!
I need liberty!
Oh
Wow, where did that guy come from, man?
I gently bumped him and he's gone.
Where the hell did that guy come from, dude?
I used that Stim as a way- I really tried to save him, I really tried.
This game is wild.
Um...
Geez man.
I don't know why my stratogens aren't working over here.
Let's have her turrets, I called in turrets.
How are you always in need of stims?
I need stims!
There you go.
You're not calling in yet we ain't ready
I
Will you mean I just bought god damn it dude
of
Oh
Jesus fucking rise
I got you guys
There's some okay, I was like somebody call it in but dude. I mean honestly
Call it in or not honestly we can't we can't even call it in
Let's clear it clear the area clear out let's get the hell out of here. It's just we're just swim
We're never gonna get out of here, dude
bug out we're gonna have to come back and try again dude there's no way
I do love this game I do love this game
man I don't know if we're going to get this last one guys
it ain't looking good dude
Man.
Okay, we kinda cleared this area out.
Come on get that bar moving
Okay, now we just gotta clear the area of enemies.
and
Oh shit
You will never destroy our way up life!
We did it!
Bro, look at this perfect place.
look at this perfect place for the mortar bro the mortar was so good right
here bro look at that we did it boys
That's a big boy right there.
I think it's time to get the fuck out of here
Oh, I'm really far in there.
The Cyborg's full-on sprinting at you is terrifying.
Wow, cool spawn-point game.
Cool
Calling down a century
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
What a mission this was, man.
Holy fuck.
Fuck and roll, my god.
gotta be one of the hardest missions I've done at Helldiver since like, you know, the
last one I remember is the Illuminate when you had to get through and destroy the drop
ships. That one was really fucked up too.
I
Hey, thanks very much
Here's and they very much oh
Dude, we are fucking cool
Are we good?
Oh my god, did you see that shit over there?
Holy shit.
Bro, like every single part of my body was dismembered.
Like, I came apart like fucking Mr. Potato Head right there.
I got salmone like I just got like completely separated.
Oh my god!
but hey completed the raise the flag all right so that's kind of how you do it a
lot of turrets slow down turrets mines you got it before you call it in you
got to be ready and if shit is too fucked all around it you got to get
out and then go back in like if you get there and there's too much shit
there you got to get back out and then go back in and then maybe you have it yet
it that's what I use the EMP turret yeah that's actually really good the EMP
turret strong for sure yeah man so though we managed to do it GG gotta say the
very impressed with the the turrets there very impressed with those yeah I
When I had nothing else to do I just started saluting the flag because like that actually makes it go up faster, so
Is there something for
Let's say
Isn't there something that makes your turret stronger may not have it I'm not sure
I don't know what this one costs.
There's a few.
The shield strat has been blocked all the projectiles.
I think the shield was good too, yeah, that was also good.
Destroy the Mega Factory's counter orbital cannons, okay.
Well compared to raising the flag, this should be a fucking walk in the park, right boys?
Yeah, I just don't know if I um...
I don't know if I have uh, if I saw it.
This is when he's like, when I'm in bleed out for my armor, please don't try to stim me.
Alright, I'll try not to.
Bro, I said we just land right over here, right?
I'm taking the mortar sentry again. I was impressed with it did really well. I
am gonna take the laser and I'll take the EMS mortar as well.
Those are pretty solid too. I'll take both of those.
I think I have that one for God? I know I have a lot of the upgrades, so...
Yeah, expendable anti-tank is good, but I feel like I like to spam it, especially with lower-level players for sure.
So to be honest, I feel like you don't even really need that much against the bots here.
here. I don't think you really need the bazookas too much.
We are jammed and we're getting got already here.
I'm at the end of the line.
We gotta take out those Jammers.
It's gonna be real hard to do much.
jammers over here
I can't do much because of this jammer here, you can't call in reinforcements.
Well, yep, eesh, ah, frozen chubby, thank you for the sub, Rick James, thank you for
the sub.
I appreciate that, thank you guys very much.
We've almost got the strategy and jammer gone.
I think we took it out right?
The turrets are nice too because they're at least a momentary distraction for the enemy
too.
I'm packing a little bit of leeway there, it's pretty nice.
I played some earlier today, it's still a lot of fun man, it's been a lot of fun.
I was in the middle of a run and I had to swap over to Helldivers, I gotta try to finish
should have
of
that that they are pretty quick
I'll take care of this one
Oh
Oh, it's in a lullaby, yeah.
yeah yeah guns in the lava for sure
I got nothing.
What difficulty is that?
We're on super hell dive
Oh, dude, what the baptize my shed and fire?
I mean, I'm actually a gunroar and a durr have a higher rank in this game than I do, dude
the
Tell stories about my bravery.
Hahahahaha
Jesus fucking Christ, man.
It's so easy to go off the map on this one because they're
they're chasing you so hard that you have, like, no...
like, there's nothing you can do, dude.
Sorry, bro, keep fighting. They just run you right off the map.
No, we actually completed, we got the flag, yeah.
I think we figured out kind of a method, we kind of have a method.
It's definitely the hardest mission type for sure though
Oh, there's a whole lot of bullshit here or we're all spread over the map to
I'll kill him
to be honest I wanted to see what would happen if it hit me
I really wanted to see what would happen in a dead end.
What was that?
I believe it was like an oil drum or something when flying.
Why you catch it?
I wanted to see what would happen, I wanted to see if it would kill me or what.
Wait, wait, that thing, the drum that went flying out, that was the pilot, the pilot
killed me.
Look at this shit over here waiting for us already.
Even in death he's deadly I'm not even sure we can call an extraction
Adam
Going down a century
D2R got a new class, D2R.
We finally got the extraction sequence in.
Oh, Diablo 2 remaster.
Oh
Killed him with my fucking drop
What's the new class there, Alan?
of
the
of
the
I wanted to live so bad!
I wanted to live so bad, man!
No live, only die.
I wanted to live so bad there, dude.
The shuttle aborted.
Hey, GodCrypto, they give it a 44 months?
How do you get a remote proctor test?
I don't even need to do that.
Wow, that's just insult to injury right there.
Wow.
Geez, you gotta fucking grind him up.
My God.
Oh, hang on.
I can get the high capacity heat sink now
That's right that right
All right, we got one more mission to do and then we're done with this set of missions. What's the last one we got?
Fault Cyborg. Force Cyborg production unit to self-destruct by disrupting its operation.
They got one more mission to do. Yeah, I figured. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, we got an open spot of anybody's trying to join. And we're gonna finish up on this set of
the missions here did my ship just get shot you just shoot the fist of family
values that's a soul thing how's it going man a lot of you guys are level 150
Well, you don't think it seems very good seems very good seems good to me oh
I was kicking the floor. Oh, I got you
Yeah, I just unlocked the high capacity. I usually don't go for this weapon too much, but I've been liking it
They have altered their augmentations, but they're violent hateful nature remain the same
Okay, definitely liking the, uh, I'm gonna, I've been liking, honestly, the Centuries.
I'm gonna try, I'm gonna take more Centuries out.
I'm liking them.
heavy machine gun please.
I wonder if localization confusion would be any good.
I wonder that would be, I wonder that would be any good at all.
Tank, tank, tank, also tank, four tanks.
It's pretty fun against the bots.
Oh
The laser cannon is good. Yeah, the late the laser cannon is solid for sure
Well, this is like a special event here on cyber stand, so I
Hope someday we get a special event at my level on Creek. I hope you get to go back there
Those are really you take it every time really interesting I
Want to go back to the Creek man
You don't want localization confusion, you want them to drop and you want to kill them.
Not when they fucking drop four terminators on my dick, I don't.
You miss the fire tornadoes?
Our weight nuns lax on and solsting.
Oh, they're changing their fashion.
Yeah, I guess I don't think I've heard they're making a Hell Divers movie.
Here's what I want for the Hell Divers movie.
I want them to cast a lot of celebrities, and I want them to all die in like, super horrible ways.
Like, run over by a tank, like rip the part by bugs.
Like I want it though. I want every single one to die a horrific death
I
Feel like that would be amazing
Yeah, yeah teen killing sure blow them up
eviscerate them melt them everything friendly fire sure
Yeah, none of that like all he's what we can't do that to this celebrity. Nope. Nobody is safe. They all die
maybe one can live a little longer but
wow this thing can fire forever now wow I think it fire for fucking ever now
holy crap that thing's awesome
does the cold planet the cold planet makes a difference or two I don't think
I think I ever knew that on a hot planet would it be the opposite
I
want to
have
That's called democracy!
My life for superers!
Up!
Flood the hydrogen pipeline.
I
Flood this thing
okay so I didn't finish with the furlough I've never done this before
okay and there's one more somewhere
fuck dude, there's only one more there
do you know how to tempt us at home?
those guys are dicks what the- yeah those guys are fucking huge dicks yeah
they run right at you and tiger knee you in the face
I'm pretty sure they destroyed my sentries there in like 10 seconds.
Well that thing's got fucking turrets up the fucking wazoo doesn't he can't even get you
can't get anywhere near this motherfucker mass produced cyber segaats yeah ain't wrong we're
all dead.
of
all of
I
That's
Well, I'm like on the other side the map for my team
Oh
Requesting century going down a century
I
I'm on a grenade
Well, I got took out the detector tower I guess
War it is a shit. War it is a shit. I agree.
I almost got the uh, all the hydrogen pipeline here. I just missed one. I don't know where the last one was.
of
Oh, there's a valve. You're doing the right. Yeah, I just missed it. I then by the time
I found it or it was too late or too many guys on me already
Requesting sentry!
I guess that's why Shuri deserves the movie adaptation.
Yeah, I'm still, I still don't see where the last one was.
I've tried the Bastion tank, I have, dude, I was using the tank earlier today.
It seemed like Miss Mika was having the most foam with the tank, so I was like, I'll just let her have it.
Hahaha, I was like...
It seemed like she was really enjoying it. I was like, how are you gonna have it?
Oh
Going down a century requesting century calling down a century
I think I'm becoming a sentry guy.
Like the sentries.
Never really cared much for sentries before.
Fuck you, Cadisto!
Alright.
Oh wait, we're still there's another objective. I thought we were done
Oh!
Nooo!
Ah!
Haha!
Ah!
Haha!
Ah!
Ah, it's not what it looks like!
Oh
We got a Titan the clamps
of
So where are the clamps?
the clamps are not down there the clamps are I can confirm they're not over there
When to go check? Not there.
Relax on. Got fucking destroyed.
Bro, we cannot lose this one. I will be actually heartbroken if we lose this one.
broken if we lose this one because we worked so hard on that fucking, on that raise the
flag shit.
So where the fuck are the clamps?
I
of
the
of
the
I'm gonna lose this one man
Okay, I'm trying to get away so that potentially, like, we can revive and come back if shit
goes sideways.
I also have no idea where these clamps are, also.
Like I keep looking for it, but I have, like, no idea where the clamps are.
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to oh
We got it fuck well where were the clamps where the hell were they
I have no way I never saw the clams.
Is it crazy to think that real humans went and gone through like worse than this?
Like this seems like so bad, but like real humans have been through like way worse than
this.
Isn't that wild to think about?
Mike lived to tell the tale to.
and war is hell
Nooooooooo! I just wanna live one mission once, let me try it!
Let me live once
Well, we're not, I don't think we survived like any missions tonight at least we won
but man
war is well
it's just odd dirt left
it ain't it is not for the faint
it is rough on here dude
Come on man, you got this, no problem.
Can't believe he didn't lock it. I know right come on you gotta lock in for that dude
What are you even doing?
Give you hey that was that ended up I thought I thought this is gonna be a cake walk that I'm not being really hard
so hey, uh
The cyber stand missions are really fun
Raise the flag is hell as fuck like that is raise the flag is fuck
that shit is gnarly man couldn't clutch yeah clutch kick the new updates a lot of
fun the new planets fuck there's all kinds of new stuff to like the new the
new bots and all that stuff really cool planet but yeah definitely a lot of
fun for sure GG kind of becoming I think I'm becoming kind of a century guy
I'm liking the centuries a lot yeah we were just playing on the highest
Difficulty, yeah
Bro, yeah, the raise the flag missions fuck cuz they just what they do is they it's they spawn on you and they just start dropping the
Big shit on you over and over and over it's crazy man nuts
You eccentric yeah, Gigi's dude
Gigi's man
We're able to do it finally
Those extractions are wow, I don't think I don't do even extract a single time tonight. I'm not even sure we did
Barbel, you play the Kingdom Hearts 1 Remake?
Not just like a remaster, like a remake?
It's not a thing, okay, because I was worried there.
Alright, guys, I think that is going to do it for me today.
Had a lot of fun playing Hell Divers with you guys.
Had a long day of streaming.
Guys, thank you guys for watching.
I hope you guys enjoy the stream be back streaming tomorrow. Hopefully I will see you guys then thank you guys for watching
I appreciate you guys and I will see you guys tomorrow tomorrow's gonna be a long stream because we're watching the state of the
PlayStation State of play
So that's gonna be the a new a new wave of PlayStation stuff. So we'll be watching that later tomorrow
I think we'll do bingo for that too. So it should be fun. Anyway, thanks guys. Love you guys
See you guys next time. Bye. Bye guys