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type 5. Thank you, Martina, 03. Welcome. Alright, I'm still a little sick. Short stream today.
Here's the deal. I'm gonna climb 100 LP in 3 or 4 games. And then we're gonna say Pog,
wanna climb, and then we're all gonna go to bed. Cool? Not together, not the same bed.
But we're all going to go to our own respective beds.
Hello, I re-choose.
Thanks for 16 months.
What an interesting name.
This sub in my chat.
Please explain to me your name.
Toy Story 2 on VHS.
And your profile picture is the VHS of Toy Story 2.
Can you explain to me how you got that name?
Was it like such a masterpiece that you, like I had to dedicate my name to this?
My identity.
Oh, great movie, best media format.
Interesting.
I think Toy Story 3 was better than 2.
I cried during Toy Story 3 and during Toy Story 2 I was 6 years old, so I didn't understand
what was going on.
Alright, let's begin.
Hello boxbox, I got a max grade on my uni exam.
F**k congratulations.
I like to use a max since it's all 100.
Sounds a lot more extreme.
SPLUS!
Hello Cryus.
Thanks for the 6 months.
I woke up at an ungodly hour today, holy s**t.
I'll go at 6pm.
Okay, some angles.
Oh wait.
Bruisers?
Juggernaut, I'm not sure what to hold here.
These are all pretty interesting angles.
Two Ashes?
Okay, I'm definitely holding like everything here, or maybe not Rek'Sai.
There's lots of things right here.
I need to see my augment before I...
I'm done just like lose Ecampus.
I need to see my augment.
Two ashes is definitely unusual.
I'll just hold every option here.
This other life is fine.
Let's see if it was fine.
Anything about this spot?
What's the erronea?
A bunch of blades.
Crap.
Crap, I don't know what to play.
I don't have enough components to make, like, some Intrendamere.
I mean, is it fine to just hold onto two Ashes for this long?
It's uncontested.
Alright, I think I'm doing it.
Do I have my Ash-Chanimere line?
It's uncontested and I have two Ashes.
I can lose streak into a bow.
Yeah.
Yeah, item wise it's like not good but I think I'm supposed to do it here.
Box box I lost 400 LP yesterday.
I tried to open like solo told us if no opener wasn't successful.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure that like no openers is like unfavorable. It's just a backup game plan in case you don't have anything to play
Like you still have to work for your win
Okay, I definitely don't think my spot's that good
It's at least it's econ that I'm not interested.
Boxbox, I just got the plot but I still feel like I don't know anything about the game.
LaMalle.
Who can I study?
Oh, God.
Who can you study?
Definitely don't study me.
I think I'm pretty bad at the game.
I mean honestly if you want like actual recommendations for the English-speaking streamers Waysha and Iverson
He's generally the goats
All right, I don't know when
isn't dished up the goat
I dished up is the goat of like any gameplay wise but if you all like that mix of really good at the game and also very educational
then wazion is definitely better
In general, vision is just like very nice.
Ah, I need a bow. Oh my god, no. No, no, no, no, it's not on Leona.
There's no way he doesn't want this. There's no way he doesn't want this bow.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Damnit!
Okay, I mean, the sword's not terrible.
Alright, Nanna, I stay loyal to my man and my woman, alright?
That's right, we summon Trinimere, we're still making it happen, okay?
up yet. Yeah this Ash is hot! You better back up. Definitely over second Ash. I don't
want to win the round but I should have scouted to see. Maybe I was fine. I'm still sick.
I'm still a little sick. I still cough if I breathe in too hard. If I suck in a certain
amount of air I like cough oh no I didn't kill a unit it's my fault that's
actually just minus one HP
our process long videos any good oh absolutely but the the problem with
broses long videos
as i'm really a problem it's more like
people don't like actually like paying attention
if you want to learn broses videos are great
but i guarantee you
broses videos like are too long for a lot of people like uh... people just want the attention span
what the heck
Wait, this dude's griffing?
He was level 5 and he just sold his board?
Oh my god.
That was actually like a target grief.
He isn't even on a loose streak.
Okay, well at least I noticed it in time.
Alright, listen up.
For this game to go well, a few things are going to have to go right, alright, alright.
The first thing that needs to go right here.
The first thing that needs to go right is that I need to hit a certain item.
I need a cloak, a bow, a rod, a bow, a bow, a bow, and then a cloak, okay?
Is that too much to ask for?
A cloak for BT, then a bow for Ginsu's, then a rod for G- Oh, a bow?
Okay, actually.
Now just cloak a rod, cloak a rod.
Cloak a rod, cloak a rod.
We might be back.
Ok, ok, uh, Reforger.
And this is probably just a direct Reforger of the glove here.
Is the QSS our titan's resolve on Trenimir?
Uh, it is...
Uh, QSS is possible.
Alright, c'mon, Reforge into...
Rod, Cloak, Rod or Cloak?
That's not bad actually, that's not bad.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
I'm a little sad about not having items to slam right now.
I honestly might just slam Lost Whisper, but I'll see my augment first.
Okay, the number one augment I've learned from Sologa's song, the number one augment I can ask for here, is unsealed from steel.
I'm gonna say it as the augment, it's like comes up and if it actually shows up it'll be, it's gonna be kind of epic, okay you guys ready?
I'm pretty sure precision graces like bugged on Trinemeria, I saw it in action earlier.
God damn it!
Okay, this is really bad.
Okay, I definitely have to just like do that
Okay, I have to start winning so that's why I kind of just like sent it here
Game 21 gold is pretty bad because like you really don't need money in this build
You're gonna hit ash there and turn in my three eventually what you want is for your ash three turning me through to just be a strong
I'm assuming it's possible, it's not a terrible item on Ash, but you really really need good
Trinimer items, that's why I wanted item augments here.
I wanted components, Unsilver and Steel, Artifact, alright I'm gonna roll and try to hit two
star driven, alright Orisa's running, I'm trying to roll down to 30 then, unlucky.
Okay, that roll that was pretty bad, but, uh, if I can hit, such a 1 here, Draven, I'm
actually in a pretty good spot.
You have to start training me?
Yeah, I know.
I- I'm rolling because at this point I have to make sure I win.
I have to win no matter what.
I'm too low.
If I'm not winning some part of stage 3, I'm just dead.
This build doesn't guarantee to win late game, especially if you don't get no
stacks early.
Like, Ash's Shitting Mirror is weird.
It can play for first, it can play for top four,
and if I also just like go bot forward it.
It's very snowball-y and like augment dependent.
Oh my god, I think I just did not kill a single unit here.
I'm not killed one.
That's what I said.
That's actually like a hit at zero upgrade death.
We're in a bad spot.
Double gold augment, missed on our roll down, we basically have nothing.
This is a build, this is a spot where I think I'd be happy to get fourth.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna hit a draven here.
And then he's gonna pay himself back.
Yeah, he's gonna pay for himself by giving me three gold.
Okay, and I hope it's not copium, but like, surely...
Mortdug gives me a rod.
right right more dog a rod and a glove and a cloak rod and a glove and a
cloak and while we're at it a bone a cloak okay no tears since I have so much
money I should actually go first so 23
Are you guys ready for this?
This is like a good default position because Train America slides up here.
But nobody will expect the random swap to the other side, no jutsu, which is the exact
same thing just on the other side.
Ha!
This guy's like, what?
He swapped sides.
Nani?
Nani?
Haha!
Parallel as your Jhin is stuck on my Sejuani forever!
Okay, all right.
More dog, are you listening?
Okay, alright.
More dog, are you listening?
I have a very specific shopping list for Christmas.
Rod is a must.
I must get a Rod.
In fact, if I don't get one, what would I do?
I don't know, I will be sad.
If I don't get one, I will be sad.
Just anything but tears.
Tank items are fine.
glove cloak is perfect. Rod? Yes! Rod again, but with a reforger is fine. Money? Uh-oh.
I'd like a component. Oh! I might have to do a very forbidden reforging of Jutsu. Like,
just floor floor forward of this
well I'll see my argument first at least maybe I get components I'm done for
components because then I can itemize my many three stars coming up I think
you're sending it here
uh... no
fuck no i got i i gambled for it and i failed 7 ash 8 trinamere no it's so close it's so
close please don't lose the streak here i should have sold something i really need
industry, K with Trinimer 3. Hold, hold, hold, hold! Okay, we are praying for items, and
I'm 100% sending here. I'll also join if I have to. I don't understand why you rolled
to 0 here, this is trolling. You've been saying a lot of stuff in my chat, hang on.
Delta chaos.
Bronze life is actually really good here.
Alright.
Okay, I have to get up on something.
alive for now okay now each part has going seven or we're gonna do we're gonna do a
a full yolo or a fortune just pray it's a good item. Not too bad. Okay I'm not sure
if I'd say we're back. If we're rolling that much money I would definitely have
expected an Ash 3 Entry number three.
But if you don't roll in Spike here you just lose the game on the spot. So we
You have to just like try.
Probably not this Trinimer can just like scam a few rounds.
Okay, alright, anyway, now that I have a second.
This U speed nine guy, he always comes in and says stuff like this.
Wait, okay.
You say, I don't understand why you roll to zero. This is trolling.
You really like to assume the worst out of people.
You've been doing this for weeks.
OK, let me explain to you why if you don't roll here,
you are trolling.
Everybody's spiking.
This comp relies on getting kills to play the game.
If you don't spike at the correct time, you just die.
You start losing the rounds.
You get zero kills, so your comp isn't scaling up.
And then also, this comp doesn't even
win out end game unless certain circumstances are
reached.
We didn't reach those circumstances,
like the lucky augments.
So we're just sitting here, praying,
that we can like even cop like a fourth so how do you get a fourth you just spike
aggressively early at the cost of your econ you win a couple rounds against
people who are underprepared and then you bleed out to a fourth which is
exactly we're aiming for like I am not aiming for like first place if you're
aiming in first place you would hold onto your econ and try to hit every
upgrade we are a hundred percent not in a spot where we can do that I'm just
Just praying this Trinimere scams me in a couple fights.
I have to sell this.
As much as I want to go for the Niko 3,
I took Bronzer Life,
which spikes
on this swaying like really hard. I have to level no matter what next turn.
Okay, and then I need to get a QSS
cloak or glove here. I think the cloak is better. Oh no, I have natural two gloves already.
I have natural two gloves already so I'm not likely to get a third one. So even though
that one was more gold than it was on a Draven, I think I have to do this one.
That's exactly what it's level.
Sooners look good.
Ah, sorry Niko.
It's crazy that with that much money I didn't hit Niko at 3, but it is what it is.
Alright, my bronze while I have value is insane at least.
I'm gonna do a side swap of the last second.
I almost blocked myself off.
Okay, I dodged a Diana.
I might actually win because Trinimer just scams fights here.
At this point my Trinimer actually can just 1v9 fights a little bit.
It's crazy because I only have one combat augment.
Because we at least spiked at the right time, we have a small chance.
I think SoloGaSong would be very proud of this game.
We recognized that this game sucks, and we at least salvaged some placements by rolling ultra-aggressive.
Just gotta get that QSS now.
This part's really satisfying.
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Is the gold top 4?
I mean, I'd be very happy with the top 4, but like, you have to be realistic here.
I think we're just rolling all our wow, that's not what I expected. I was expecting to press the D key and hit one ash
Okay, is it bad that I actually think that's a joining to his tank here
I think the joining tune is better than Swain 2 right now.
Okay, this is the guy I was looking for.
Oh wow, my Truner wrapped in a very weird way.
Oh, wait, not good.
Hang on, we're killing this, uh, we don't really fast.
Maybe I'm okay.
Hey, boxbox, I'm sorry for being negative.
I like to give my opinion.
If you don't like that, I will stop.
You are free to give your opinion as much as you want to give.
Just don't be annoying about it.
I will happily talk about why an idea is right or wrong.
I only care that you are not annoying about it.
How could we be less annoying?
I think if you're asking that question, you're probably not annoying.
Oh, I got the QSS. Hell yeah.
And maybe a bow here? Oh yeah, we are back.
We're actually back.
QSS trend. Gensu's, E.T.
Okay, and then I will roll for the Ash.
Come on, just one Ash.
Is the Ash on Draven?
No, it's Ash 3.
This Ash has scaled up a little bit.
She's not terrible.
A lot of people, if they can't hit, they just drop the Ash.
They'll just tell Ash if they're really really desperate.
But I think if you can hit her, you should still fire.
This is where I expect to start losing.
As you can see here, it's not even close.
But because we saved enough HP,
I think we have a ticket to the top four. We'll see.
I'll probably still need to scan at least one fight somewhere.
Can you explain the item on this edge 2 over Swain 3?
Swain 3?
Have I had a Swain 3 this whole time without realizing it?
Nice.
We scammed the placement here.
Okay, so Swain's not actually a tank.
He is like a support CC bot.
So Swain's roll here.
It's just like get off one stun and then die
Yeah, get off a get off a stun and then die if he's getting off one stun like he's already done his job
So one is ability actually makes her tankier so ends ability only
Like stuns. Well, I guess it heals 50 to help per second, but that's like nothing
Okay, I think in like the absolute perfect world here, I could actually go third, but
I'd be very happy with the top four here.
I shouldn't think about like which side to position on to try to skim fights.
I think it's still going to be right side.
Yeah, but I'm gonna do a side swap to Dodge Diana.
Okay, was this the side swap to Dodge Diana good?
Let's see.
Silas 2!
Okay, is it bad that I actually somehow think I can win?
This guy didn't itemize to Silas 2.
Like he has a Val that could have easily gone on Silas.
Is it bad that I legit might actually believe I can win this?
Yes, yes, kill the Diana.
Kill the Diana!
Yes!
Oh my god, we might actually win.
He doesn't have the single target damage.
He loses because he didn't believe in a Silas 2.
He's level 9 Silas 2, no items!
Die, die, die!
Oh, frog protection.
Also dodging the Diana that was huge.
like a song would be proud yeah he hit oh okay he had 10 guidance you could have
put on his guy
I think it was bad for me like I don't even really want another quick striker
because it breaks my bronze for life it also doesn't benefit my trinamere I
I guess I'm just gonna try to like play a taric there's not really any more
bronzer life value I can get here
I actually think I should not play this ad-brick bronzer life
fuck if I had money to level and roll I'd be really happy here
I'm not kindred volley fiddle bro I'm level 7 you can't add kindred volley fiddle to the
shopping list I'm broke we're not in that wealth class we can't begin to think about
having luxuries like that. I can maybe add 4 Slayer but I don't mean things very good.
Okay, top 4.
I'm almost certain that the right place to level up.
And then just play anything.
Can I find any synergy here?
I think I'm just gonna try to fit in two bruiser or something, or uh, two pilt over.
Yeah, I'll just go for a two pilt over, it's probably the best like plus two I can think
of.
It also gave me two frontliners, but like, I've already got my top three.
I'm pretty sure I'm just dead.
Okay, yeah, I think I'm just gonna die at third.
Okay, I'm gonna look for pilt over, maybe bruiser.
Yeah, Piltover or Bruiser.
Maybe they can kill each other first.
Uh, well one of them has MF3.
One of them has MF3!
Nah, I saw the 7 MFs earlier.
I wasn't in a spot to grief it.
Uh, okay.
How do I scam a second place here?
Rumble Vest is kind of bigger.
Alright, I'm going to try to sneak my Trimmer in there somehow.
Okay, my Trimmer got one shot.
Don't worry, I have a plan. Okay?
The first step of my plan.
I need this guy to lose.
Alright, obviously I'm up. Okay.
And then now I need matchmaking to give me...
I need to fight the 2nd place guy.
I'm not fighting the 2nd place guy.
Okay, uh...
What?
Interna- like, what can I possibly pull off here?
Alright, Tarek.
Time for you to just solo tank this MF3 for like 3 years while my Trinimer somehow gets
to the back line.
And then maybe, just maybe, my Trinimer actually runs over one-shot there?
Maybe?
No.
It was surprisingly close.
The idea of sacking only Taric?
Alright, I'll also nother matchup anyway.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, considering how doomed that game was, I think this was quite an amazing salvage.
It actually felt like this could have been a second without the MF3.
Whoa!
Have you ever seen a faster Q?
Jesus Christ, is that a speedrun world record?
Like, from dying to getting back into game.
It was like three seconds.
You go said no items wait true. Maybe I actually could have gotten first if the mf3 didn't exist
maybe I should have griefed the mf. I was thinking I'm not in a spot to grief it.
I'm actually like quite impressed. I can't believe I worked out
Hello melon lemon, thanks for the two months box box. I saw you send the secret letter of the day to someone on YouTube
Can you send it to me? Oh, are you talking about that one day where I DM someone the letter of the day?
Yeah, I missed his sub so as an apology I sent him the letter of the day and then I told him like you're free to tell people or you're free to keep it to yourself.
He did end up sharing it with the class in case you're wondering on armor what it was though, but he did tell everybody he was a man of the people.
Oh, it was D? Okay.
Alright, I'll play the ad break, I'll see you guys in a bit.
This stream ends when I climbed 100 LP and I climbed what, 19 just now?
Two first places and we out of here.
Hello, Robo-Hobo, what an interesting name, welcome.
Okay. I'm beginning to get ideas. Check Ionia. Okay, gold? Are you shooting tomorrow? I
I shouldn't base there every weekday. Unless like something unexpected comes up, I'll be swimming.
Aw, no bow.
Oh, you know what would be really sick here? The steadfast heart augment would be amazing.
Demacia forever. Only one Jarvan.
I like cluttered mind here
Yeah, cluttered mind gives me like it probably gives me like a two star right now
Wow, it gave me multiple two stars just now. Okay, uh, boop boop boop
Let's think about this long shot I kind of hold gin just in case I hit Shen too
Shouldn't you do the 10 gold 1-3 tech?
Uh, that doesn't work on Scuttle Puddle.
That was a solid wall, thanks for the prime.
That's on the Piltover comp.
Uh, I've seen it go really well and really badly.
I don't really know how to play it yet.
I'll wait until I learn more about it.
It looks fun though, the T-hex.
some tricks to get some early teahexes like stage 3 one is the void company good it's
like a money kind of money is the right word but it's a if you can make it to Baron it's
good otherwise it's like okay at best in scuttle puddle you can definitely think about it
But that's what I'm thinking about right now.
I really don't want Kanna.
I can't just have to explain
Hey, yo driven to
Ash turn Amir
What is this? This is ginsu's it's probably on a
Valos slam, I'm not sure maybe it's Chen burzers
I'm not sure not sure. Oh
This one's that Diana for sure, okay
What should I think about playing here?
I think it is totally fine to play Void here.
Yeah, I think we're just playing Void here.
I guess a condition here is that I have to hit Cho'Gath.
Yeah, if I don't hit Cho'Gath, I definitely cannot play Void.
I'll hold this.
Another backup I could play is Ionia, Shen, Jin, Iolawi, and then plus one.
Roll for it?
don't roll for here with cluttered mind I'm a hundred percent not rolling for
that's like that I like the game's already over if I do that a lot of TFT is
not making huge blunders you know how like a lot of playing chess in like speed
formats like let's chess is like hey don't accidentally give your queen and
just play good solid chess TFT is kind of like that too a lot of good to
Oh fuck, he's gonna... he already wants the bow, I know it.
Alright, I think I'm gonna play for the Unar, then.
I mean, Unar is still wants bow, but at least here I can grab a vein with sword and start playing an item.
When is it too late? Should I go void?
Void it's really easy to know when it's too late on like other builds where it's a bit more complicated
For void it's just like because you need to unlock rift herald which takes eight rounds
You have to get it in by two five. Otherwise, it's like not gonna show up in time for your roll down
Okay, so we're definitely done with this I'm kind of looking at a
I'm kind of looking at Vayne now, like randomly stumbling upon Vayne-Pair, I don't think it's
playable.
She wants Kraken though, and then there's kind of full Luster Cure, is IE still strong?
Yeah, it's still like bugged and it's too strong.
I mean, Bane's completely uncontested.
Now try it.
What's the bug?
It's just stronger than it's supposed to be.
Why not throw in Namazia?
It's stronger, but I want to lose, although,
And I should have scouted first to see if it was necessary.
So the same reason why I dunked her in my rumble.
Okay, I think this spot's okay.
It really comes down to what items I get moving forward.
Cause like, I'm pretty close to just getting a name too,
and then actually having a board.
We're gonna, I say that,
but like I really need a frontline.
I am down to go unlock puppy next turn.
Okay, yeah, if I just summarized my spot,
I would summarize it using the Monka WE mode,
but also the pause champion mode.
Because there is definitely potential in this spot
if I can hit Vayne too early.
Vayne too, two bows, a cloak.
I'm not gonna unlock this turn
because I don't see my items.
Belt, Belt is fine.
Okay, one bow, a tg.
Um, wow, that's a lot of items to stare at.
Okay, well I see ginsu's, i.e., add in tank items.
I mean for certain you are slimming against you's whether you're playing vein or you're
playing unara but seeing my items it's probably gonna be unara from this spot I had to think
of my route to get there.
Have you tried 9-5, Unara?
Not yet.
Pandora's items would instantly fix everything.
And then let me stick to the Vayne line.
I feel like I'm down.
Two Vayne's is like a pretty good sign.
Unara's already contested.
I think I'm down.
Let me think about this spot.
Okay, and then I do think the last item is IE on Vayne.
Oh no, it's uh, I remember, it's a gunblade, it's a gunblade.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say it.
This spot is Monk at W-Pause Champ.
Yeah, Monk at W-Pause Champ.
I'm gonna free fall down to 30 HP, and then I might be back, I might be dead.
But it's exciting, isn't it?
Like, isn't this exhilarating?
Don't you love living life in danger?
Like, am I the only one getting turned on from being about to die?
Alright, maybe I spoke too much sorry.
Like, I, I, I, I find this very, like, okay.
I, I told the story many times before, but uh, at the Froden event, like the Digidios
last year, uh, after the event was over a bunch of them went out partying and drinking.
Uh, me and Key even stayed behind, and we were, it was just the two of us in a hotel
room, and he was telling about how the sexiest thing a man can do is do a full
full loss streak into spike into full win streak it's the sexiest thing a man
can do all right so right here I turn it around I grab any demossion on carousel
preferably garen or vain no demossion wait okay there's there's actually a
Jarvan. I'm down. Oh no, no. The one you actually want is Swain. Swain's actually good.
We're playing Rural Vayne. We're playing Demacia in some capacity. It depends on how the roll
then goes. If I hit a lot of veins here while I'm looking for my Two Star Poppy, Two Star
a Jarvan, then we can think about it.
I'm glad you have my backline. Let's keep the chaos to a minimum, shall we?
High five, cupcake!
Okay, not bad, not bad.
I'm through Defender, Niko can go.
I held the Unaras for a second because I was like wait, hang on, two Unaras, but it's
definitely contested.
Okay, I need to roll a little bit more on 7, I still need to two-star Poppy.
Oh nice nice nice nice that's hot that's sexy you are so beautiful
Sorry the way I said that was kind of creepy um
Sorry, I when I was saying you are so beautiful. I wasn't referring to Lux and I was I didn't mean it like that
I meant it like, hitting 7 Demacia is so beautiful.
Okay, I really need to hit this Poppy.
Okay, the true best for Vayne, from my understanding, is cracking, cracking Gunblade.
But I think it will take too many rounds to set that up, so I'm gonna just chill.
Like, yeah, you could penderize, but I'm on like four lives, three lives right now. I gotta be careful.
Don't hit the puppy. I'm going to hit the puppy. I have to hit the puppy.
Ah, we hit the puppy.
Alright, that unlocks Galio.
Okay, for itemization, let's just look for Lux stuff.
Actually, I'll take Spark.
It's pretty good.
Oh, bye bye Senna!
I'm telling Garen!
Sorry, I'll shut up.
Okay, so now I have to ask myself, am I going to go for 3 stars here?
Am I going to go for 3 stars here?
I did not hit any veins, actually, so I think you don't go for 3 star here.
I'm going to still clutter mine, so I think it makes a lot of sense to just go 8.
Gallia's bugged at 2G.
Wait, bugged good or bugged bad?
Because I always slot TG on him eventually.
I'm going to move this Garen TG.
Bugged bad?
Uh-oh.
He can be placed on the board, what the heck?
That's weird.
Uh, how do I feel about big grab bag?
It lets me itemize Lux.
I wonder if there are just tons of stats here.
Like these are all fine actually
Best friends could be really good. It's a lot of armor
Wait, is it really bugged?
Like, can I actually just like not put TG on Galio?
Yeah, unfortunately the best friends is very Galio-phobic.
Dario gets no best friend, but it's good for the rest of my board.
What a long shot. Kai'Sa comes in next turn.
Cause I don't want to roll here.
Oh, you can abuse it to place him on the board?
What the heck?
Well, I definitely am not looking to bug abuse.
I'm gonna roll a bit here, try to find one upgrade.
Just one upgrade. Just one upgrade. Just one upgrade.
I think I have to keep rolling actually. I'm sitting on like a pair of every single good
unit right now. I'm sitting on Paragalio which is rare but would be amazing if I hit it.
Paravlux which matters, Paravgeron which is like insanely important to hold on my tank
items and Paravswain. Nah, there's too many important upgrades to hold and I have to win
streak. I think I had to roll here. Yeah fuck, I had to roll here. That's not
I think it's not the extra vain.
Uh, yeah.
Oh my god.
Okay, swing two with, with spat is good.
That lets me do Demacia spat, which lets me drop one.
I could also shoot Demacia in Kaisa, it's actually not bad.
Okay, I'm gonna keep rolling for one more upgrade.
That was actually just my bad earlier,
I really needed to just roll.
Let me think about this spot.
I feel like the correct play here.
Wait, let me think.
What is the correct play?
The correct play here.
I think it's to do Demacian.
Demacian Kaisa.
I mean is it even that good on here though?
Well, hey, there's the Demacian's butt.
Let's let you drop Shenzhou.
That's probably Demacia in Swain, yeah.
Let's me drop Shenzhou.
Oh, I should have held that Taric.
I should have held that Taric from earlier.
I can play Shavanna now over Poppy, or I can drop Shinja for like anything.
Demosian Silas, I don't have the resources to get that, for now I'll just play Eid Demosia.
I have a feeling that my best play involves natural-ing a Galio 2.
Are you guys down?
Should I just natural a Galio 2?
I'm down, I'm down.
Maybe tomorrow? No, no, no, I want it right now.
I- I- I- I- Right now, right now!
I have the money to level up next turn, okay for items, I think I'm going to move Genshust
to Kaise.
What about Annie and Demacia?
No, no.
Demacia and Annie is not good, Annie is only good at two stars if you play around
Okay, I'm beginning to bleed.
I was able to get my Vayne this.
Pardon me, wonders if I should go itemizing Lux, but I swear Vayne's just like that good.
I swear she's not bad.
Alright, I'm ready.
Are you guys ready?
I'm gonna play soundtrack number three, when Galio comes home.
I feel it!
I really feel like he's gonna show up!
Any second now.
Galeo? Galeo?
Galeo.
We are so back.
Just in time to beat the Diana player.
Wait, what?
My whole board got stunned.
Oh, Zerath.
Alright, Vayne, the Diana got you, but you have a gunblade, you have Demacia, you can
fight.
There's a reason why I hired Stara to control my Vayne, it's because you're the best of
the best!
Take her out!
Oh, what a great board.
7 Demacia, 4 Jug, Vayne, Kaisa, baby.
fit in the void.
I cannot believe how back we are right now.
actually insane. Sorry Poppy, no friends for you. Someone's got to be friendless and we
all knew it was going to be you. Actually, it should have been Cho'Gath. What am I smoking?
I totally should have been chugged, sorry.
Like if Swain deserves friends, Poppy deserves friends.
Dude, I told you this spot was a Monk at W-Pods champ.
Don't you feel the potential coursing through you right now?
I definitely feel something coursing through me.
Like how did this actually work out?
Really, you are the only one...
Nah, the game's about to end.
You gotta take an item that's good now.
Also, would even pender, is it?
It would be perfect synergy.
Yeah, fuck it, Vayne 3.
Behold the friendless Cho'Gath.
I see a Unara.
I know exactly how to beat it.
I stacked that side.
Go get him.
C4. Oh wrong matchup. It's okay, this Garen's not gonna die. Kaisa in Vayne, push through
the left side, Swain stuns the left side, Gallio jumps in, it's gonna be okay everybody.
This Swain, they're Swain. Their set's doing sit ups. That guy can get one shot. You see
this set? He wouldn't even get one cast off before I'm done with him. Okay he
He may have gotten one cast, but I'm done with him now.
Gallio is friendless, sadge.
Shut the hell up!
If you're not brave enough to stand on the battlefield, you're not worthy of a friend!
Alright, I'm just gonna say it, everybody else is risking their lives.
These two ladies in the back, they could get Diana at any moment, and yet they
still fight!
What's Galio doing? Hey, you guys going first. I have flank. Yeah, shut the fuck up. You and your baiting ass
Protecting your KDA jumping in only when it looks favorable. I know you're kind
That's what I do in Valorant by the way
I just off sides
Dude, if I can beat level 9 Unara, aren't I the goat?
Like level 9 Unara is kind of an unbeatable board right now, but like why does it feel
like he's losing with Unara 2 Rise 2 to my Vayne 2?
Let's go!
It's Scarra on Uzi.
I keep saying that by accident.
Sorry.
on vain sorry it was he's so iconic I kind of just associate him with yeah yeah
Yeah, now I'm going to hit main 3, oh I'm not just going 9 next turn, cancel.
No song?
You can't hear the soundtrack?
Wait, do you not hear the soundtrack?
Am I the only one that hears this?
I don't even know what to play a yordle
friend oh that was so bad oh fuck that was really really bad oh what a throw
Oh, my even shroud's over there.
Fuck, I took Val because I was like sure I could find a good cast item and then I did not find a good cast item.
I actually threw this round so hard.
I let my even shroud, Sunfire and Spark die early.
Oh, actually, humongous throw, there's no way that we can still win anyway!
There's no way a Vayne 2 can be this good!
Right?
Level 10, fully catboard, there's only one upgrade left to hit, somehow a top two from
this spot, Cho'Gath, come home, my son, you deserve it.
Yeah, call an ambulance, but not for me!
I'd like to see you try.
You eating this position?
Is it gonna get me?
Oh wait, it totally did.
Ah shit, hang on.
It's okay, my kaisa has a hodge.
Oh, it's okay, Lux is in the bait!
Kaisa and Vayne both have healing, they actually are totally fine with this matchup.
Maybe Hodge was genius.
Where's my unit?
They just died.
Wait, Kaisa just died straight up.
Uh-oh.
Wait, this was not close at all.
Vayne 2 finally reached her limit.
Alright, I'm not going to go for Shyvana. I'm going to look for like a Garen and shop.
Okay, think Albert. Do you want to run it back and somehow try to win?
Yeah.
I don't know, there's all I got.
Do something crazy.
Might even shout the Narnia again.
I'm just trying to mix it up and pray that something works better this time.
I kept my cast in the corner so she doesn't die, she's got time to ramp up.
It's not close at all.
Alright, not bad.
to you went further than anyone could have ever believed. I want you to remember that.
Yeah, remember this moment, Vayne. Nobody believed in you.
Sorry, I'm gonna cut it off right before the chorus, but the hype is over.
Wait, you wanna hear the nightcore?
You wanna hear the nightcore when nothing's happening?
No, you gotta play it when the hype is happening, man.
It won't hit the same.
If you listen to nightcore and hype music all the time, then like nothing is hype.
You gotta like sprinkle in the cool calm music, you know?
Here, let me play a relaxing soundtrack to help you guys relax a little bit.
Okay?
Something that, mm-hmm, some nice indie music.
makes you go, somebody makes you relax and feel ready for the next game and then
the hype can come back in at the end. Here's some relaxing music from an indie
Korean artist named Lincoln Park.
I was so sure he was going to play Lincoln Park.
Hey, Lincoln Park, shut up!
Apparently we've gotten too predictable.
Maybe I've done that gag too many times of saying nice relaxing music and then playing
and screamy Lincoln Park music.
All right, this time I will play
a different relaxing soundtrack
from a Japanese indie artist named Seven Coe.
Okay, this one's actually relaxing.
You can sit back and enjoy.
We'll resume the hype music when something hype happens.
When you eat on camera, it makes me think that you aren't eating when you are off camera,
but you say you are.
Oh, I get it.
Because like you see me eating this spaghetti, you see me eating this on camera, right?
But then other times, when I say I'm eating, I actually go here, and then you hear the
sound of like eating like this.
saying because sometimes I show my food you think I'm lying but I'm not showing
the food I'm not doing cocaine okay I'm not going over here and like taking in
like a line like off-stream okay you would know if I was I'm not a good
actor I wouldn't be able to hide that it just sometimes the food is hard to
bring over to my mouth so I have to bring my mouth to the food okay I know it
looks bad but sometimes the food just doesn't like sometimes I like soup or
something
how much to chug oh god thank you for fun Bob wait and Pat is back he said how
How much to chug two sprites on stream?
To chug two sprites on stream?
He's back.
Oh god.
How much to chug two sprites?
I'ma be real with you.
Okay, I'ma be real with you.
I don't think I can.
I am so lame that I cannot chug this- like I barely could chug that one sprite yesterday.
Here, lemme- lemme flip it around, okay?
I appreciate your thought a lot, I don't think I can do it.
I do think there are a lot of people you should donate that money to over me.
Streamers are overpaid. I'm already very lucky.
For this holiday season, you saw that clip of the guy.
You saw the clip of the guy, right?
The guy who, what's his name?
RDC World?
He was really cool.
I think he said a really good example.
He was like, hey, don't donate to me.
I already am successful.
Donate to someone who needs it.
I'm going to say the same thing here.
My stream is doing very well, and I'm already very happy
with all the people that support and watch the stream.
Hang on one sec.
I think it's Bramble Vest.
Solo leveling!
I have to click this one.
I have to.
Okay, wait, but.
There's no like Kog'maw, uh-oh, hang on.
Okay, wait, this might have been a mistake.
I definitely just like randomly thought
I would hit a Viego 2.
Wait actually isn't this kind of working he stays in the corner so they can't hit him wait
hang on it it's like I'm soloing crew browns like they can't get to me oh yeah it's because
the melee enemies. True. Wait, could this be better?
If I lose, I might roll for Viego.
No!
There ain't no way it's a Sungjin Wu 1v1.
This is Sungjin Wu versus the Ant King right here by the way.
Yeah, nice try, buddy.
You're not the main character.
Yeah, I only got one EXP.
Okay, I actually feel like I'm on King of Clutches.
Alright.
I was going to play the Adbreak, but this is so interesting.
I'll play the Adbreak after, okay?
Okay we might lose here.
Oh god, wait, I think I'm gonna kill zero units.
What do I want here?
Maybe Gangplank can solo level?
Do you get a higher percent slot when doing manual as instead of scheduled?
No it's the same.
But when I do it manually I can play that more convenient times for you guys.
Oh my god thank god a real man!
Alright, no offense to Kog'Maw.
Oh you know, actually I have something really interesting to say about Kog'Maw.
I have this good friend of mine that I hang out with online a lot.
And I told him like, hey this set of TFDs is really good, you should give it a try.
And he was like, okay I'm down.
But he's never played League of Legends, he's never played an auto-battler, he only plays Valorant.
And he gave the game a try.
And he's pretty good now, from a brand new player and not knowing what a tier was, or any champion name.
He's now like Emerald 1.
He's gotten quite good. Really?
I feel like I'm facing open forters.
Anyway, he's gotten quite good at the game.
And he was asking me, he's like, hey Albert.
Are all of these like characters in the game like champions from the real League of Legends?
I'm like, yeah, every single one.
Except maybe like Kabuko.
And he's like, what about Kog'Maw?
And I'm like, what do you mean, what about Kog'Maw?
And then he's like, well, everybody else in the game looks like a champion.
You know, like they're champions.
Like Draven is cool.
Kog'Maw is just a guy.
I was like, oh, what the hell did Kog'Maw do to you?
like be singled out like that. What is wrong with Kog'maw? He was just like, yeah, of all
these champions, they all look really cool except for Kog'maw. And he was like, I'm convinced
that Kog'maw is like the one person who wasn't actually a champion in League of Legends, and
they just needed a guy to fulfill two roles. So they put in some like little worm looking
dude. Hello Woo-Tee-Woo, thanks for the 26 months. What am I playing here by the way?
Okay, all I ask is that I am not an odd number of EXP. I know I'm not going to win this,
This guy's got a vein.
But just please do not end on an odd number of EXP.
Oh no.
I'm trying to smile the pain away in case you guys can't tell what I'm doing.
Why is it bad?
If you're on an odd number of exp you will never get back to like an even number, unless
of zillion. Alright, I'm praying for a rod here, that should be really nice. I think it's
That's too late for Bilgewater.
Oh, I actually have fairly good items here.
Okay, let me think about this spot.
I see Kraken Slayer, Starex, I see Even Shroud, I see BT.
Oh yeah, it's actually Diana items.
Yeah, I think BT sounds the best here, and then you almost have Diana.
Diana?
Is that my 2A for build water?
Yeah, I think I like this.
And then we can play Diana and then I can slam the sterics here.
Yeah, it definitely works out.
Fuck, I didn't slam the sterics in time.
I'll hold everything here.
Okay, yeah it's probably Diana from this spot.
Restart mission is not bad here.
I have junk.
Oh my god.
If I click it and I get Leona, wait, are you guys down?
Like I'm down.
I'm down.
Imagine it gives me, oh my god.
Oh, no, no, okay quicksucker not bad
Like bucket shadow Isle a very late shadow Isle
Oh, yeah, it's even playing Ash Trinamere
Right now I think it's too late to play Ashkenamir, I have driven too, I should move on.
But I'm definitely not playing Shadow Isles, yeah I'm definitely not playing Shadow Isles
because it's like too late to get souls.
Hello, Brown has arrived.
Thanks for the prime.
OK.
Yeah, maybe I can play that, the Kingdraid end game.
Yeah, I mean I'm done a try, done a try. I need to get a rod then.
Oh wait, I didn't need to sell that Garen. Oops, I forgot I'm gonna print here.
Actually I did not print.
Losing this could actually be good, it gives me Carousel Pryo.
69 HP.
Alright.
Give me that rod.
Please father.
If I can't get Rod, would I want Air Chain?
Okay, I mean this suddenly feels like a Diana spot, because I already have one in Bessa,
can set it for Mel.
Let me find that team banana.
Remember when I said I was going to play the ad break?
I keep forgetting.
Oh, actually, it appears that it's been played automatically.
You get out here already nobody likes you
Wait imagine it's actually a steric stiff
Wait, that was actually a steric stiff.
Woohoo, quite unlocked.
What was the previous song?
What was the previous song?
Nevermind by Muki with a Q.
Wait a second.
Wait, I'm never going to be able to find Diana or Leona.
I almost lost the BT more elo driven
Isn't level 7 optimal for finding 3 costs? Yeah, but I'm 3 Leona's away. You think I'm just gonna blink at it and Leona?
I always just I always hope it works
I am in scouting.
You know I was actually kinda open.
Okay, wait that helps a lot.
I think I'm down, I'm down.
Let's roll for Leona.
How hard can I be?
There's one already.
Just got to find one more and we're good.
Okay, that was actually like really not bad.
That's nothing much wrong with this board.
I gotta say I was actually very impressed. That came together really easily.
Oh yeah, I should have unlocked Skarner, I forgot.
Well, I can still unlock it next turn.
And then a little PSA, because a lot of people don't know this, but Leona is bad with Diana.
I wouldn't call it bugged, but it's a very bad unfavorable interaction.
So, try to not play Leona and Dian on the same board.
Usually just sell immediately.
Alright, Dian level up.
Let's pick a combat augment, find an Azir, Gigi, or Ambassador.
Max build, I think it's actually quite good here.
Actually, Max build's quite good here.
They usually just sell the Leona immediately because of the bug.
Okay, I'm gonna unlock uh, Spinner now.
Am I just gonna dupe the Diana?
It's probably correct if I don't hit it next turn.
Wait, uh, fuck, I still have to find a, man, I still have to find a Disruptor, like a Backline.
Oh, Diana won, wins this, that's crazy.
I guess he was level 750.
Okay, we'll roll here, there's a lot to hit.
I need like hmm
I need a backliner like I needed seraphine or imbesa 2 to get mel or I needed an azir
So I was like, I should keep rolling.
Well, I'm so poor now.
Duping feels really bad here.
I'm basically three econ augments.
Yeah, I mean, the things I was rolling for are really specific.
I need to hit Seraphine and then an Azir or Seraphine
and two more imbesas and a amount of money.
Wait, no, that's a Diana player. He's 100% checking that Azir.
Oh, let's get him. He's not checking Azir.
Any damage?
Okay, I think what I do here is I find a Draven and play it over in Vesem.
That's just my A game.
I actually need to set a set that I sold.
I sold the Draven thinking like I'd find something better.
One is you're so good.
I have Renectin items.
My fault.
I also should not have sold the Draven.
I just like open sold it thinking there was no way I was going to play with these
items. Oh, hello FinfinTowl, big fan of your Ruraling. As someone who sucks at Ruraling.
I'm very interesting seeing how you do it. Okay, Diana? Guys, who is the best Diana
player you know? I need to hire them. I need to sign them to my team. Alright, whoever
it maybe it's scara honestly uh scara do me a favor and find this vain you are
quite literally finding everybody except the vain
uh-oh
oh ah okay all right bad positioning on my end
Thanks for covering the German co-cast in Harris. Yeah, happy to do it again next year if I'm out immediately.
I think rolling once here is correct.
Yeah, I think rolling once here is correct. There's a lot of hits. I think rolling again is correct.
Okay, I know it sounds like I have like a disorder and I can't stop rolling, but I swear
it was actually important.
Okay I swear it's important because if I hit Embesa, then that unlocks Mel, which is
huge.
hit Draven, I at least improved my board by a little bit. This is Kindred with JG, cannot
be cracked. If I hit a Zera, I can at least start setting up for Sharima. I definitely
need some sort of backline damage dealer. In this game, I'm definitely just playing
for top 4. I feel like we're kinda screwed here.
Okay, yeah just play for top 4. Play for top 4.
I have a great frontline. Can we find a half decent backline?
Find a half decent backline. Azir, Mel, Serafine, or even just like Kindred 2, or sorry, Draven 2, Kindred 1 with the Gensuus here.
Okay. Okay, hang on.
We are definitely rolling here to see, like,
I need to do the Seraphine, right?
Okay, there we go, Seraphine.
Okay, okay, we're committed then.
Then I'm 100% slamming Seraphine items.
Okay, Morales.
Wait, no.
No, no, no, it's only Red buff.
Red buff Spark.
Not Moralo here.
Hmm, I guess wrong side again.
Actually it's like kind of okay.
My turret's taking hella aggro.
I think I still lose though.
Alright, makes sense.
This guy has combat and I don't.
Two lives.
It was Nashors?
I think it's Nashor's.
Alright, I'm gonna start cheesing.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to put the tank items on the side that's taking
more aggro.
Every single turn.
How is it not Nashens with the JG?
Because then it leaves your second item bad.
Whereas here I get anti-heal, which I needed.
And I also get shred, which I needed.
Like, you're thinking too much about the one item.
Okay, sure Nashors is good with JG. It's also not even good on Mel by the way, but like then what about the second item that you're left with?
I don't get me wrong. I'm definitely gonna lose
But this at least salvages some placements and has a chance
Okay, if I win this fight I could actually be like fifth
Any chance of a miracle Mel?
I need you to tank forever man I suck at position my Diana she
I've never gotten the Diana onto the correct carry.
I am definitely just dead here.
Oh god, it's actually my fault.
I missed position like seven fights in a row.
I like randomly swapped sides over and over and over again.
And then I kept guessing wrong over and over and over again.
It's so painful too because the lobby is so close.
Mostly uses Diana too.
I am 3 econ augments.
We already knew the game was over.
We're just trying to scam a few fights.
But the only way to scam the fights is to guess the position correctly.
It's probably one of my least favorite parts of the game.
Especially with someone as important as Diana where it's like if you're on like, there's
two spots, right?
One of them is correct, one of them is wrong.
And then if someone knows that you're in their pool, they can at the last
second swap. So you have to guess if they're paying attention and if they are
you have to guess if they're going to swap. So I just guessed wrong four times
in a row and then died. And like all four of those fights if I had gotten my
Diana onto the carry I just win. I scouted and at the last second I placed my
Diana where she wins two out of three matchups and then there's a one
and three chance I guess wrong but also there's a small chance that the
very last second people move. I mean like when I'm against Diana I move
with the last second, so maybe I should have expected that
because every single time the person moved at the last second
or got the one and three matchup.
How do you know who's in your pool?
There's like swords.
So don't switch.
I mean, it's just a guess.
Like at this rank, I honestly think my rank right now
is very low.
This rank is pathetic. Master 147LP. If you play the game full-time for a living and you're masters, you suck. I suck.
I think at this rank, there's actually a chance that people aren't paying attention.
I think at a higher rank, everybody knows that they're against Diana, and then it's just a mind game.
But at this rank, I'm willing to gamble that they're not paying attention, and that's why I just like, swap to their side.
But...
I was wrong.
The people I faced did pay attention.
I was in a spot where I would go anywhere from 3rd to 7th place and I went 7th because
I missed position 4 games in a row.
4 fights.
Why do you suck at the game?
I mean, what do you mean why do I suck?
I'm just not very good.
TFT at the high level has a lot of hard decisions they have to make in a short period of time.
My ability to make those decisions quickly and correctly is not good enough compared to
other people.
That's why I suck.
Is the set not for you?
What do you mean by that?
I like this set.
I'm having fun.
I'm just bad.
This set is more for me than all the other sets, because I enjoy the flex play.
I have an IE start, pray for bow, pray for bow or rod.
Oh, okay, hang on.
I'm sure I saw this.
I have a really good level 5.
I have a really really good level 5 here.
I get defender, pilt over, long shot, and void.
Oh, Sion was pissed.
Oh, Echo Choga 3 roll?
Rune King, 5-0 VEGOS.
Man, I always hold VEGOS in case.
Wait, okay, this sounds really bad,
but if you guys want to have some fun,
we could actually get too much value
Echo Choga 3 roll.
Like, it's really bad, but if it was ever a spot for it,
it's right now
so i guess i'm gonna be so upset with me
nah nah
this is it, this is why i suck at the game by the way because instead of taking a free win, i'm playing this
and you have to level here because you need to play
uh... all
you need to play all two costs here
to form the rerolls.
Someone's Echo 2.
What the fuck?
There's no way he warped into an Echo 2 and is slamming Echo Chugat items.
I, I refuse to accept it.
No, this can't be real.
This can't be real!
No, I mean surely you don't reroll echo with Warpath, right?
It is nice
This is the Echo Chugath line. Just so we're clear, it's not a good build.
Yeah, just so we're clear, it's not a good build.
But like, if there was ever a spot to do it, it's when I already have an Echo, I already have a Chugath.
I actually have half of Echo's Viss here.
Yeah, I already have half of Echo's Viss.
and I have offered too much value and I didn't even like my other arguments so
like if it was ever a spot to give it a try I'm down wouldn't I be a legend if I
managed to top 4 with like the worst build on the planet what is this echo
it's Diana items ginsu's BT Titans like okay if there was a real spot for me
to win streak I would have taken it I promise I swear I'm not just all for
fun. No Bard? I'm gonna get Bard. I'm gonna wait until I don't have to pay for it.
All right now I can go for it.
Doot!
Doot!
Doot!
Doot!
Yeah, I was waiting for me to not have to pay.
Let me keep an eye on this guy.
Why does it feel like he's...
No, no, no, he's not. He's not. I refuse to believe it.
No one would willingly play this line.
No one would willingly subject themselves to Ekko Cho'Gath reroll.
Then Solgis Long said the best you can do for Moosier gets to play Diana on top 4.
He said that's like the best generic strat.
But like, isn't this an angle?
Can you blame me for trying to have a good time?
I swear like there might be something here
Listen, I know
That it's optimal to like lose streak into a well-known good build. I also just think it's really boring
I'm begging you to please let me show you guys a fun time
This is the kind of build where even if I lose it's still pretty funny
Also, I need to lose harder. Oh my god. I'm not gonna get the bow
I need to lose harder the bow is too important
Like, I promise you, if I actually played optimally, where every single game I chose
the correct line, you would be so bored.
It'd be a combination of like, alright, I got unsealed from Steel, so now I'm gonna
open Fort into Yasuo.
Alright, I got unsealed from Steel, so now I'm gonna open Fort for Trinimere.
Alright, I have nothing here, so I'm gonna take Econogma, I'm going to force Diana.
All right, the Ionia is good and I have one bow. I'm going to force you in our like it's gonna be a very obvious
Calculated line that is not fun for anyone. It's like okay. Oh, this guy's inting. Oh, shit. Oh, you know, he's not inting
I think he's doing like the tech we're being yeah, I mean moves to safety. I kind of like that
I'll do it sometimes. Okay, but like come on. Let me have a good time, too
Let me show you guys a good time. I promise you'll have more fun watching
Echo took at the reroll then you will watching the open for into Diana again
Oh, I do not want to win.
If I could lose by like 1, that'd be perfect.
Ah, shit.
Okay, hang on, we have a problem.
I should level here, do that.
And then I think it's like, I think it's worth it for me to roll for one upgrade here, just
to make sure I get my streak.
I mean that's like more than I'd like.
Fuck I don't know how I'm gonna win this.
Rolling for one upgrade there felt really bad, because you want to roll on 6, not 5, but because I won, it's like very very in my favor to like just win one more.
I mean hey, maybe it's actually a one upgrade diff?
Maybe?
Oh it's actually a one upgrade diff.
Nice.
Dish soap plays optimally and it's not boring to watch them play.
Okay, you should watch Dish soap.
I'm gonna say it this might this might come as a shock to you guys, but I'm not as good as this soap
It's interesting to watch this up play off the wood because he's so good at the game
It's interesting to see like how optimal he can be. I don't think I can recreate him very well. I
Maybe 1500 LP below him
Okay, now here's a question
Yeah, here's a question.
Am I going to level up to 6 here?
Oh, dude, that's like a little unlucky, rather than average, I guess.
I think you level up to 6 here.
You hit every two stars in Spike.
Noxious
Anything about this
My items like really sad
Am I slamming a Sunfire?
I think I am just to try to win streak.
Oh god, I'm not winning.
Oh no, these items are just too sad.
Alright, let me think about this.
Jared at this for now.
Oh god I leveled up and rolled and lost.
Chaos magic?
No.
It might just be indecision.
Need items.
No I need items.
be an over roll here. QSS is basically a rageblade. Yeah, I'm thinking about slamming it. Let
me go look it up. How many people have inted LPA way playing Echo? Titans is really good.
QSS is kind of bad.
It looks like it has to be Titans.
No, I probably still slam it.
I probably still have to slam it.
Cause like, component-wise I'm just too far away
from hitting like the right build.
Wait, no way.
He's actually committing to the line.
What?
The one in a million game I'm playing echo reroll,
another guy is forced contesting it.
But there's actually no way.
Yeah, the one in a million game where
I'm unironically playing echo because I have a surprisingly
good spot for it, someone is Warpath Echo
and is committing to it.
He's not just playing Diana like everybody else.
Wait, are you serious?
That's actually like just the worst luck possible.
Like, he saw my spot.
If he stays on the line, he's dead.
There's no world-breaking top four
contesting a guy with too much value.
Like, I'm definitely dead as well because he's contesting.
Alright, I need Titans.
Probably different bow.
It's a bit weird, because I've already naturaled a chain, so I'm actually pretty likely to
get another bow.
I think bows in general are really hard to get.
Oh fuck, maybe it was just chain.
I'm more likely to natural a bow than I am natural a chain.
This is probably a mistake.
Okay, are you supposed to drop this, Frank?
I think you are.
Okay, big question I have here is am I supposed to keep this Bard?
I think I might as well.
Kill Benefit off the three stars.
these are bad oh god please just give me something like this combat items
Ah, okay. Fuck.
Exiles. Or tons of stats.
I noticed it took a lot of like exiles here. I felt like it was a bit awkward because I'm
already quite tanky when I really need his damage. I guess Tom's stats gives me a tiny
bit of damage. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I'm just dead because the one game I randomly
decided to play Echo Re-Rule because I had to go out the spot for it, I got contested
and my contestor has so many. I actually just send it before he gets too many.
I am just like ripping it right now, I'm just going to go all in, and then if I die we can
just, if I fail we can just worth it.
I still can't believe he's actually sticking to the line.
I can't believe he's not playing one of like the million better builds.
And he's like willing to do it contested.
He didn't just temple the echo too.
I'm like nidalee, but you don't want nidalee here.
I do want to chain- oh my god, yeah, I got the bow.
I'm sure I'll let it rip, I'm gonna go all in and then pray.
If I fell here, whatever, we tried.
oh my god
Should I just dupe the Bard?
Yeah, fuck. No, but the Echo is so important.
I didn't use dupe the Bard as bad as that feels.
Oh, it's so sad, it's so sad.
Uh, Slasher of Wessing maybe?
I feel like raiding relics to try for raiding titans could also be better.
I'ma do it.
Pray for raiding titans on my echo.
Oh these suck.
Alright, this is a barred item.
Wait, he only just now realized?
That guy finally pinged me.
That means he didn't scout the entire game. That's why I was so pissed.
Alright, that means he literally didn't scout the entire game.
That's why I was so shocked that he was contesting me.
It's so sad.
Yeah, he hit this and he actually hit the line while I had some more resources than him.
Alright, what can we do here?
Report to this to try to get garbage.
I think here you have to itemize the bard.
Move items.
I sound really troll, but just move items to buy for now.
We just have to pray that this Bard is a beast.
I hate, Bard 3 might actually be a beast.
What?
The ability fizzled out.
Oh my god, the ability fizzled out.
Yeah, fizzled.
Alright, is it blue buff?
Is it shoujin?
I'm not for 5 gold blue buff.
It's also 5 gold shoujin.
I think it's blue buff.
Alright, let's see what we can do.
If I hit the Echo now, at least my build is complete.
I'm going to have like five free rolls.
Yeah, five free rolls.
Nine Echoes out of the pool.
All right, let's try the best, okay?
All right, place your bets.
Can this be a comeback?
I finally have the line.
I wasn't able to hit the Echo Biss, but I mean, what I have isn't terrible.
It's missing Titans.
I'm down to see if it can do something.
Unfortunately because of bad luck, we had this all in E.C.O.
Well let's see.
I'm down to play a hype soundtrack and see if something happens.
Okay, maybe bar 3 is a beast.
Bar 3 is dead.
Oh!
My bar three got one shot by Biss Lucky Gloves.
Oh no.
Alright, I got a level here.
I can't believe I lost that. I was actually so sad.
My bar got one shot.
And then because it fizzled out twice.
Okay, how long can we hang in there? I'm kind of my fault for not scouting positioning. I really didn't expect to die to that.
I really didn't expect to die to Bard's ability fizzling out twice.
Oh god Echo 3 sucks. I'm definitely dead.
Alright, that might have been the most frustrating game of my life.
That actually reminds me of League of Legends. One of the worst moments in solo queue.
You know that feeling when you get your ass camped and at the end your team's like, what the fuck are you doing?
Why are you feeding? That was basically that.
That guy just emptied me so hard, he made a really bad percent play, it worked out, he was ignorant, he didn't scout a single time, he didn't know my spot was better than him for this really shitty build.
And then he just like blindly forced it from his spot when he had so many better options, and then he like happened to hit, and then he's like, what the fuck are you doing man, you're griefing, why are you playing Echo, I have Echo.
It feels exactly like that, like the League of Legends mirror.
I have a 1 in a million Godspot for Ekko Choga at Revolve.
He has a great spot to just play Ekko 2 and then tempo to any other build.
There's so many options.
And he's like randomly hit it while tempoing.
It makes me so sad.
There's something that makes you more angry than someone making the low percent play
against you and then winning.
It's one of the classic dilemmas, where you're contested on Unara, so you roll first to beat
them, and then you miss, and then they hit, and they made the wrong play by not paying
attention and not rolling at the right time, but they were rewarded for it because you
happened to miss on your 50 gold roll down.
It's the classic.
Interesting copypasta.
All right, I'll play the headbreak, I'll see you guys in a bit.
I have to get it all back.
Master, forgive me. This time I'm going to play a real build.
I have the policy music though. We don't need a hype soundtrack yet.
and
Okay, hang on a second.
A few good angles here.
I have like, Bruisers, actually, and I even have like an Aphelios, and I have an Aphelios
item.
Seraphim stuff is also great here.
If I have one at Nivea, Seraphim stuff is really good.
Okay, if I have these options, I will go Seraphim stuff.
This look is good.
Unsure.
I actually really like Seraphim stuff here.
Worth the wait, it's definitely like two troll.
Oh wait, I should have tried to lose this actually.
Alright, maybe I still can.
Okay, let me think about this spot.
Serpent Staff.
If you have Serpent Staff, you are definitely playing AP.
We're probably going to go like AP Bruiser.
I can't sell anything here.
And then what you want to do is you want to go double arc angles immediately.
Hello, Mikey young too. Thank you for 11 months. I know we've done take Kane. Lucky 14 months,
you'll go first for sure now. If I want to go first here, I need to lose this round,
grab a rod on Carousel, hit an Anivia 2, and a Shen 2, and then maybe we have a chance.
I know the build we're gonna play. We can do the very interesting Bully Riseboard.
I think I legit have a very good spot for it. I have one.
What's best with Staff? This Serpent Staff? It just makes all your Archangel Staff really good.
So anyone who Archangel Staff was previously going on, Lux or, like, Lissandra?
It's really good if you play two staffs together.
I'll explain why in a sec.
So if you look here, you gain two mana regen if you have 90% or more AP.
So if you have one staff, they actually don't gain the benefit for quite a while.
But if you pair two together, then almost immediately they gain four mana regen.
Have you done the Solagessong 2-3 rule done yet?
No not yet
Okay, this is good this is good
I'll just slam components to win
Actually am I ever leveling no
Yes, yes, yes, okay
Okay, I want you guys to watch this.
Watch how hard the bird goes right here with double Serafin stuff.
She gets a 9 to AP almost immediately, so she immediately just starts gaining all that
mana regen.
It gets multiplied by the invoker, and then she just bitch-slaps everybody one by one.
See ya!
See ya!
One more cast?
Not good enough to beat Warpath.
No, I even leveled for that man.
Alright, that's my bad.
I definitely thought I could win if I leveled.
It might have been a positioning diff, because I was too clumped for the cards.
Oh, fuck. Wait, this guy's Graves too.
Okay, maybe it was just unwinnable.
All right, I'll do this.
Ah, it's so sad though.
No streak.
Are we playing Lux?
I feel like I'm only playing Lux if Lux shows up, otherwise I have my- I set on like
Bruiser into Volibear.
Alright, why ain't this the most unlucky matchmaking?
We, like, accidentally won our round and end up being our downfall.
Aw, we're so- we're pretty strong too, like, I might have been able to beat this Mr.
100.
In fact, I actually still think I will.
Die!
Like, I'm strong enough to beat Mr. 100!
Ah, shit.
Okay.
That makes me so sad we were actually strong just bad matchmaking
Aren't those items good on Annie not Annie, but they're good on every invoker and Lux
He's still health cheese. Yeah, I'm gonna try it
Need one Qiyana.
So, Logisang said it wasn't important to win all of the first stage.
Yes, I'm aware, but like please understand that doesn't mean you should just be fine at losing
You just you still definitely want to win the early game like you still wanted to lose three win three lose two win
Three win two lose you still want to get money from streaks
Like me losing that one turn because I'm lucky matchmaking is the reason why I'm sitting here
At how much money
At 38 gold instead of like 41 gold and then now I have to sell Xin Zhao which could have been useful
Will you go to the third Arkangels? Yeah, I would do okay
If the game gave it to me, but I'm kind of a redbucker
Isn't there no streak almost five no even two is a streak
Like most games you will not five streak one way or the other
But like two loss into three wins really good three loss into two win or vice versa three win two loss
If you're like plus five golden the lobby if you can pull that off
Okay, I'm playing for other it's not best friends
Big grab bag I in general I like magic roll
Three six it's gonna give me a pile of champions. I think
All right, well that's unlucky
I guess I can play this guy.
Yeah, I mean, basically it was money at least.
Uhhh...
I remember most likely not playing Demacia.
I'm fine with signing a BT, I think I'm going to keep it simple and just come into the line.
I'm probably selling Taric actually, because I need to hold this Jarvan.
I also need to hold this allowing it to activate Bruiser.
Okay, so how much money did I get from that?
I got 8 gold for selling King Plank, 5 gold for selling Rek'Sai,
and then I'll get 8 gold for selling Nautilus, so 23 gold. I basically clicked gain 21 gold.
I basically click Gain 21 Gold, both an additional like 2 Gold.
That's fine.
Oh yeah, sorry, not 23.
I basically click Gain 21 Gold then, huh?
Yeah, basically I quite literally just clicked game 21 gold.
Okay.
I need belt.
to unlock Bullybear. One more mag should be good enough. What did I just say? I just
said War Mag. What the fuck am I? I gotta end my stream, I'm too tired. I started saying
war mags. That's how you know it's time to sleep. Oh, this little kid is gonna kick some
I hope you guys are ready for what he's going to do.
Oh wait.
Wow, we didn't get it.
Yeah, I want you guys to watch this Milio. Watch what he does. The little kid is gonna
kick.
Doot, doot, doot. Alright, here he goes next. Doot, doot, doot.
What did we get?
There's like a cheese thing you can do with Ishtel.
I think you have to be very high HP,
so maybe 80 HP doesn't count.
There's a quest that's like gain 400 sun shards
for being low HP, so you just take it
and you just kind of remember to tech it in later
and get free shards.
Unlocking cannon is going to be a bit hard, I'll have to unlock it later.
Just wanted to know, last game I can test him at 5th.
Oh thank you, that makes me feel better.
He actually like, group the shell to me so hard.
It's actually insane.
He could have just won the game playing normally.
So that brings me a great joy to hear that, thank you.
Alright, how am I going to unlock Kennen?
Three more levels of Yordle, Defender, or Ionia.
It's not happening for a while.
And 10 lock Vully Bear.
I need like a two star Kubuko with four bruiser.
How strong would you rate this spot?
Probably like a 7.5 out of 10.
It's like pretty average.
I have winning chances.
I'm not sure how good this build is.
Okay, Wyrmawks just instantly slamming that.
Okay, my spot's looking a lot better now.
Down to just sell this guy.
Bruiser.
Um, okay, Swen and Niko can go.
Yeah, just play Fort and Booker.
It's nice that I'm facing this guy from before he spikes.
Wow, level 7 Annie.
That's crazy.
Although he's busy and put supers on the board
Okay, I'm probably gonna do like a spark with this one and a titans with this one
Reinforcement
Instant to start lasandra is interesting
Nothing too great
Pandora's item, I think I'd rather just do reinforcement go 9 honestly
I just grabbed one Lissandra from something in the build.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, don't do it.
Lissandra?
Yo Lissandra?
Where are you?
What?
Dude are you kidding me?
I just saw like 700 other good units.
I just didn't won Lissandra I go 9.
Oh my god is it contested?
I just saw like 60 Unora's.
Like I just don't happen to have a spot brah, I like almost do, I have a Gensu's but I already slend the arc into it.
Please, I'm on a win streak. I mean honestly I should have rolled faster.
Okay, little kid's got me though.
Okay, do I even want set here?
Maybe. Alright, almost done though, thank you.
That was crazy.
That was actually crazy. I think, yeah, I missed Unire 3.
Alright, I'm playing Ionia here instead of Freljord because it's EXP Ionia.
I lost my streak to Viego.
Oh my god, Viego is skipping my frontline.
Oh my god!
That, oh my god, that reinforce was so bad. I can't believe it took me 60, or not 60.
I was gonna be like 40 gold to see one Lissandra.
It really should have taken like 10.
Yeah, see, there's three out of the pool, but even then, I'm still shocked.
Alright, that loss was just like bad position for me.
This is like really janky.
Alright, I want Spark and Titans.
Okay, so how do I unlock Diego from the spot?
Can Kubuko?
Ah, not with these items, right?
I mean, only think about it for a sec.
Like if I put in Freljord and then Kabukko, I can try it on Creep Round.
Oh yeah, maybe I should hold Berser's and go for like, 6 Berser on Creep Round.
I'm sorry, I mean, I'm not gonna play very well.
My streak!
Oh, A's Q.
Thanks for the prime.
Okay.
Oh, he's cute. Thanks for the prime
Okay, this is half.
I'm slimmest in cannon. Oh my god. Okay, I'll hang on to the set for now until I find
cannon.
There's a soundtrack to carry. I'm not really- she's like average. Like you can see here
like she clearly wasn't good enough.
Just play six bruiser. Oh, I don't think I can I can I can
I'm not cannon. Oh fuck. I actually can. Oh, I didn't think about it. Oh
I could I could I had to play these two
Fuck I spent too long thinking about something else
Okay, need spark for sure.
Alright, I'm supposed to play six bruiser for now.
Wait, I wonder if it's triple Seraphim's step, Lissandra actually.
And now you're kidding.
That's so much mana.
Okay, I actually think it's cracked.
Oh, let me see if I hit Zilean.
It's looking rough.
Oh god, it's looking really rough.
This, uh, losing 40 gold to finding one Lissandra was just so sad.
Otherwise I'd be 9 with 40 gold right now.
maybe even more because I'd have more money to econ up. I can just roll for everything.
I also don't want Kennen, so now I can't unlock Arise.
Oh, it's really close.
I'm just gonna all in every turn.
Oh god.
Okay, yeah, maybe I have to agree to this.
Greeting it would be like this.
I'm scared I might get owned by a clump swing.
Okay, so what do I need to change about my board?
Um, Anivia and Milio need to go.
Sejuani and Taric need to come in.
I need to play a set because I didn't unlock Kennen because I'm a dumbass.
Okay, we're just dead.
This is very frustrating.
It's literally just like 40 gold dip on reinforcement.
Otherwise I could be so strong here.
I'm very upset.
This is a very annoying game.
It was going so well too.
It was going so well until 40 gold reinforcement.
Every single fight is just like if I had one more upgrade I'd easily win this.
Lissandra wouldn't be cutting it whether you had the 40 gold or not.
I mean, surely you understand that if I had the 40 gold, I would be on Bullybear 2, Wukong 2, and Rise 1.
Right? Surely you understand that.
I- I know that Lissandra 2 is not cutting it.
Alright, I'm a- I'm a- all in here.
Alright, I'm just going to commit to this.
Credit the bear is good enough, I don't think it is, but at least I hit something.
Not enough resources to pivot, but if I could pivot, I would try to pivot to like, yeah,
play set, drop zilean, drop anivia, get an ionia, get in, rise, okay, I'm alive, maybe
it's a top 4, it's probably not a top 4, but hang on, maybe the monkey comes home,
the monkey comes home? Okay, I don't really need to keep the zillion. I'm just gonna stick
with this line that it's too it's way too late to go for a rise.
Oh, I'm probably dead.
Oh, my bear is going to die immediately.
Yeah, I'm dead.
OK, I don't think there's anything I could have beaten this board, though.
Not even the final board could beat it.
It's OK.
That is actually so frustrating.
I'm completely uncontested.
My mid game was so good and then it didn't matter.
The difference between third and fifth year was just not hitting on my roll down and it's like I'm not even asking to hit much
I'm asking to see one Lissandra
One Lissandra
A below average result would have been 20 gold 40 gold is just insane
There's only three out of the pool how did we miss so hard
How did we miss so hard
If I hit it in an average amount of gold, I can go 9, I can hit all my upgrades, I can
have that volleyball 2 turns earlier, I can even have Wukong 2, I win 2 fights that I
shouldn't have lost, easy top 3 maybe top 2.
I'm never beating the S-Trimer player though, that guy's getting first.
What was the correct play there?
The correct play is exactly what we did there.
This board spikes on 9, so you try to skip level 8 by taking reinforcement.
If I didn't take reinforcement, if it wasn't reinforcement I would just take an econ augment
and be like, I probably would have just like full stack to 9, but with reinforcement you're
always just like rolling like literally like two times and finding one last time, bro.
It's not hard to find one of your 4 costs.
You can realistically expect to find one of your 4 costs on 8 in like, like literally
three rolls.
If it took more than five, I'd be surprised.
That's why I re-imported myself broken normally.
Right.
I'm gonna play the ad break.
I'll see you guys in a bit.
Well, Phantom Killers, thank you Austin and welcome.
9 gold if I don't want to slug hogs.
I'd have to say it's TF, no TF, no bilge, they don't hold everything in C though, my
My items don't look good for Kog.
Yeah, it's probably worth it here to chill.
Hey, I'm going to go to C options.
Hate starter kit here.
Hard commits also pretty bad.
really not a fan of 2-TGs.
I don't think it's shimmer skeletons though.
Okay, I've heard a lot of good things about fortune strength. I'm gonna take this.
Yeah, I heard a lot of good things about fortune strength.
I was thinking of playing S-Trimmer from this spot, but it looks contested.
Alright, honestly, I should probably be sacking harder.
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Okay, I faced a really strong player earlier, rank 2 player Lil' Bear, and he was doing
this strat.
He basically took fortune strength, and then full open forwarded, and then played Sharima.
It made a lot of sense to me to think about it, because the shremians don't really care
what items they have, they just need items.
And in that build, every item has a home.
There's some unit that wants it, whether it's a Renekton or a Xeer, or your tank.
So I might be down.
I guess the hard part is hitting an Xeer.
I think I'm down.
I am down.
Because it's still a few Augments where you literally just want to fully lose.
Because you want to spike as soon as possible and just start winning forever.
I think Augments like this are bad design.
I feel like the player should never be incentivized to not kill a single unit.
Wasn't the advice barred here?
I think you are trying to stick way too hard to the script, man.
The reason why you play barred here, like when you have no direction,
is that you get direction and you get barred at the same time.
I already know what I'm doing.
You smell me?
I already know what I want to play here, and it requires open fording.
Rolling four times for Bart isn't worth it. Rolling four times for Bart and direction is worth it.
No bow.
I'll just grab Leona, I was thinking about grabbing Cloak, half of a BT, doesn't mean
fast 8 and hope for 1 is here.
I'm not sure of the exact specifics, I don't play this line very often, in fact I don't
think I've ever played it, I've only seen someone good play it once.
I don't know when he rolled, not sure if he rolled on 7 to activate Diana or if
if you roll on 8 for everything.
Surely hit Azir is not actually direction.
Aye it is.
You try for Azir and if you don't, you have a couple backup options.
So like this is definitely direction.
Yeah, you try for Azir, you settle for, like, hitting most of these pieces, you can sub
out Azir for, um, Mel.
Yeah.
So you have some options.
Like, that's just what you have to do in the Diana build, right?
If you want to win, you have to hit Azir.
What would coach say?
He'd be very proud of me for forcing Diana.
He'd be like, yes! Full Loost Trick into Diana, it's perfect. Great work, Sun.
Emphasis on the Sun part.
I'm not trying to keep this Kog'maw, but I'm like literally down to save 0 HP.
me one gold. Come on, print me one gold. You're the fastest Leonel alive. You are dead to
me. Your OPGG overlay is broken. Why is it broken?
Okay, I think the timing here is to go down to 35 HP on Creep Round.
It's frozen as of a few games ago.
Wait.
Oh really?
okay that is bad it's okay this is my last game anyway
okay half the Titans
Mealing up hair is good.
Alright, what kind of slime here?
This has to be a titans.
Alright, blue buff seems to be fine on most of these carries.
But also tank items.
Kind of slime tank items.
Alright, tank item.
Oh wait!
Oh I forgot, am I stupid?
I actually don't even want to win a round, I...
I forgot, I specifically like want to lose.
Well I do want to pace myself, I want to get to exactly 35 HP on Creepround.
Okay wait, so I need to take how much damage?
37?
No, 27 damage in 8 rounds, or in 4 rounds.
That's like what?
7 damage return?
So I actually do want to kill a couple of units here.
Okay, I want to kill a couple of units.
I think I want to lose by like 4 every single round.
I'm really lucky I just naturalized Leona too.
What's this comp?
Uh, it's just Lusteric into Diana, but with a bunch of artifacts.
I'm not happy to do it.
I oh I killed zero units
oh that's bad
should have put Zana I think
yeah it's like a pre-level
I'm coming for you.
Is anybody else Listric in the Diana?
No, it's just me.
I really don't like Listric Diana.
Like, it is strong.
I'll bark for you.
Dear Cheesob, welcome.
There, unlucky items, but maybe we can make it work.
Okay, surely this guy is not specifically looking for a bow right now.
Man, it's time for ginsers, it's only for titans.
East hill check reminder?
No, that only works to get a high HP, there's no point in doing it anymore.
Okay, I might have to roll for Diana here, or for Leona.
It's only one.
Surely it doesn't take 40 gold like last time.
All right, come on.
Come on.
please oh my god
okay wow really really really lucky to hit a zeer really really unlucky to not
hit a single... ah shit okay I should put I should put this unit I didn't even hit
like Vi or Niko. Yeah really lucky I hit the Azir really I'm lucky to not hit one
Leona or Vi or Niko or Swayne or Seraphine.
Okay, winning this is actually really good.
Okay, okay.
I win this, I sac the next turn, and then I unlock...
Yeah, I win this, I sac the next turn, and then I unlock what you might call it.
Yeah, then I unlock all my artifacts, and then I also unlock- oh, he is Luster, can
to it shit yeah let's lose here wait I'm three-way contested Diana no no this
This is the same guy.
Okay, I have to make sure I win this.
So I need to roll.
I have to unlock die on the next turn.
I have to no matter what.
And then after that, I have to level to 8 and roll.
Oh, I'm not going to have that much money for this.
This is going to be kind of dicey.
Need to hit like some frontliner.
All right, if I win, I unlock a zero and then I'm actually in a spot
for first place.
He sold Leona's? Yeah, you're supposed to. There's a bug. You have to sell Leona once you unlock Diana.
Oh, it's not really a bug. It's complicated. But you shouldn't do it.
Alright. I have to roll until I hit 1.
I
RFC
Why did you make me so we could sing instead?
I will purge the void from this world.
I have to win this round? I got a little busy.
Nice.
Okay I have one Reforger. What artifacts should go from this spot?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I avoid gollans like fine. I think all my artifacts are pretty fine.
Okay, it's definitely not sword overflow. It's probably wand overflow, honestly.
Yeah, it makes my Diana bis.
Alright, let's see what happens.
Call to chaos, Tadge.
I want to win, okay.
Oh my god, my Zerath died instantly.
I don't think the Oncour Diana is very good.
It'll keep her locked in her cast animation forever.
Dragon Guard is so good.
Only go to 7 Demacia.
It's like a really good 7-de-mots, yeah.
Alright, I think I just like got a dunky roll here. I have to win. I have to win.
I'll knock Renekton.
Alright, come on. Give me something.
Fuck.
Okay, if I win this round, I get a lot of money.
Okay, so look at something telling me he likes to position like this something something about Diana aggro
Oh, I think I got it correct and my whole board's one starts pretty scary
Drop the ash immediately
Okay, I have a bad matchup in the Trinimere though.
Okay, Zerath has what gives me the win.
I'm down.
I barely beat a guy with 50 gold.
Oh hell yeah.
I just got like 12 gold from that.
All right, surely now I hit like six upgrades right here.
What's the way on the Reforge? Uh, it's because I'm not certain which things even into your
Reforge. Like, look at my spot. What would you Reforge? Because there's a- if I get an
AT item, I'm just like dead. I'm just weaker. Reforge RFC. Wait, I'm pretty sure RFC is good.
Let me look this up.
Renekton 2 with RSC.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
These are fine items.
Uh, gain a powerful golem.
I'm gonna skip, but I'd rather have the rolls.
I know I can hit.
Okay, I know I said I know I can hit.
that was wrong. Yeah, I might YOLO reports these two together.
Well, like, it's not bad in actually printing money. Once I have reneced it, I think I'm
down to reforge it but right now it's like it's not bad if I reforge and get
garbage it's like really really bad
okay it's everything too better than 0 to 1 it's honestly pretty close
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm sitting on so many pairs. I gotta go 9.
Is everyone just dropped Diana?
Wait, am I crazy for thinking it might just be dropped Diana?
I'm just gonna stay as it is here.
Drop Diana for her Nectin, just move items 1 to 1.
That like, could be better.
I think I'll hold it for one more turn, if I hit Diana 2 then I'll reconsider.
I'm gonna react in for Shyvana, and Shyvana gives the team my buff.
Shyvana is Dragonborn, wall transformed, all allies take 10% less damage from enemy abilities. It's really nice, and it gives you Juggernaut.
I mean, 3 streamers just sounds really good. So maybe actually.
I think it's drop Diana.
I feel like I should not reforge this. It's a lot of attack speed and I actually need the money.
I should like donkors everything.
Yeah if I reforge and miss it's all over so maybe I just stay.
Alright, I'm definitely rolling here.
There's so many upgrades.
Wait, I can't miss them all, right?
Diana?
Sure.
Renekton?
Okay, I think you dropped Shulmana then.
What are the best Renekton items?
Derek's Titans.
I feel like it's RFC Renekton here.
Yeah, I think it's like actually R, suit here.
Or maybe it's a yellow Reforge.
Finally roll.
Oh, fishbones actually seems fairly good.
Seems like a lot of combat power. I'll keep it.
The random renec-ton seems kind of hype. Oh my god. Oh my god!
Yeah we got Crazy Crock. Wait, give us a song for this Crazy Crock. I am stuck here
I'm not making a nine for a while.
Guess wrong.
Alright, go get him, crazy croc!
wait why isn't he dashing wait a second he's just standing still menacingly
what the hell but he did so much damage
The stats actually say that the fish one is bad on him by the way.
Alright, Zerath item.
I should have given him the RFC as well.
I didn't realize it was going to make him stand still.
That would have been awesome. It's still right now though.
Alright, just keep dunk rolling.
I mean, hey, who knows? Maybe I just hit Zerath out of my ass.
Oh, Vi2, baby!
Alright, if Renekton's not gonna dash...
Let's run over right here, baby
You are a machine designed to one-shot this trinimere before he can play the game
He's not doing it. He's losing the one-to-one. Oh, no
He lost
Any chance backup machine no no crazy cockroaches
Ah, okay.
Alright, in one roll, can I hit this?
I don't want to die.
I feel like I assembled such a cool board, but I don't know, maybe I just itemized wrong.
I feel like this Seraphine build is quite nice.
The Xerath is okay.
I'm too scared to reforge the RFC because it's quite good.
Okay, trying to dodge an enemy Diana.
Oh my god, I positioned into the enemy Diana.
Fuck.
No, I lose.
I positioned into the enemy Diana.
Oh, it's so close too. It's all over.
No, it's so close. It's so close.
I tried to dodge it, but he swapped last second.
Okay, I definitely just suck at playing Diana, because every time I play it,
I always get strong.
I swear I'm just like sometimes moving and sometimes not, but like I have yet to lock on to the enemy carry like one time.
And I just keep losing fights after fight after fight after fight after fight after fight.
I don't know, my mind games are just really bad.
I sometimes swap, I sometimes don't.
I scout every single time, and then I'm always wrong.
I've never gotten the enemy carry.
And I also like swapped into the enemy Diana.
That was the first time I ever put my Seraphine there, and then I just got owned by it.
Alright, one last game.
I guess I should have never played Diana. I'm too bad at it.
But isn't it like abnormal to lose every single 50-50?
You would expect someone to win like half of them.
But if I'm losing all of them, like it's clearly a me problem.
I clearly like don't got reeds.
I didn't know if this runs make some action on Dash.
Me neither.
That was actually really bad, but I was out of removers.
He would think that it wouldn't matter, and I'm pretty sure it shouldn't matter.
If I had to guess what's going on...
If I had to guess what's going on, there was probably something in the game that was
like, if your range gets altered, you should not dash for an ectin.
And fishbones used to alter your range, but now it doesn't.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was just like an oversight.
Like it makes sense that RFC makes him not dash
because he wants to stay out of range.
Yeah, long-renecing could have been really interesting.
He would have stayed alive for much longer.
I honestly, that was probably the win.
Long-renected would clutch out a lot of fights there, because probably just like he died too early.
Okay, I'll play the ad break. I'll see you guys in a bit. I'll get it all back here.
Ladies, look away. I have to take the jacket off.
Exterminate. Exterminate.
I remember him, father. He thought he could sense a way.
These items are terrible.
I have an urge to win streak here.
I can't want to do portal forge.
I shouldn't.
I think clared mine is fine.
Something really big here is that clared mine could maybe give me a kog'maw.
No kog'maw.
I can't think about this spot.
With these items, what am I slamming?
The only reason I think about 4 just because I would maybe want to play
Trimmer of Boots contested already. What am I playing from this spot?
I see an even shred slam.
I'm really not a fan of even shred slam.
I think QSS might actually get a slam, that's just like a worst QSS.
What?
What did I just say?
I think I just said a QSS might just function as a worst QSS.
Oh, this guy's notes got no pivot, so I'm not re-roll.
OK, wait, I think it might be on to something here.
Okay, I think I'm playing Vayne from this spot.
No cap for real for real.
Where's my Demacia team planner?
I really need to label these.
I was making a one.
Okay, I won.
All right, I'm done up.
I'm gonna pre-level then.
Let's try to win.
Okay, if I have to, I will summon QSS to win.
I just really hope I don't have to because I want to wait for maybe a bow.
I think I was supposed to stack two to it now though.
It looks like a lot of people are playing weak boards.
this to dodge a Caitlyn bullet. Isn't it Guard Breaker Slam? No, QSS Slam is actually pretty
good. The main problem with QSS Slam is that it eats your cloak. If we're talking items
that are strong right now, QSS is actually pretty good. I'm so tanky, and while it's
That's not as good as skinsues in terms of the tax fee generation.
It does generate 3% per second, and it gives you crit.
Guardbreaker's pretty weak right now, unless you have a JG.
OK, I mean, there's no chance I'm getting the bow, right?
There's no chance I'm getting a bow.
So let's just assume I'm making a QSS.
That means I have an open belt, open for what?
Even shroud, sunfire.
Not happy about slamming Sunfire, but it should guarantee a streak.
I'm gonna be so poor, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna not slam until I know I have to.
Alright, now I don't even feel like a single person forces me to slam.
Do you wanna lock Poppy? I can't.
Well, I'm not someone that's at a most driven one, but I'm not willing to.
Why the chose? Because Poppy is the mossy and juggernaut.
Can link. I have to clutter my mind anyway.
Half component on Rumble.
No, because I need to be able to sign QSS.
I guess I can do it and remove immediately afterwards.
Yeah I can do it and immediately remove, but that doesn't feel good to me.
But I don't think I'm in any danger, I can set it up later.
Actually, if I know for sure this matchup, but I don't need to QSS, I think I'm down.
Yeah, this matchup, I can do it because I can still Rumble and creep around.
Only if I'm sure that I will win.
Yeah, I'm sure I'll win.
Now we can do it.
What's the song name?
Wait, you don't know this song?
It's like the...
It's a really sexy song.
I don't know what it's called, but like, there's a lot of like sexy tiktoks.
It's called Two-Foot-Hon Kai's Remix.
There's a lot of tiktoks that like use this and wow, did I just lose because I didn't slam?
Okay.
This is exactly why I was not supposed to unlock Poppy.
Alright, my fault for misjudging this fight.
Okay, I deserve to lose the game for that.
read on my end. That's so sad. It's only my fault though. I definitely did not think I
was gonna lose that. Can you do the dance? I actually know what the dance is but I don't
it'll look very sexy if I do it. It just involves like swaying your hips back and
forth in a very sensual manner and I would definitely not describe myself as a sensual guy.
Alright, maybe I get rewarded and I hit a bow here.
Maybe I get rewarded and I hit two bows here.
Bow? No bow.
Okay, at least we got a Vayne. It's actually not too bad.
Hmm, this is sad.
My items are very, very, very, very, very, very sad.
I think I'm like just still slimming QSS.
I guess I can wait one.
Yeah, but let's sort of jog over, uh, Neko's Toothless and Nidu's Mimic Butter, just because
it's Toothless-star.
Uh-oh.
I need components, but I need, like, bows specifically.
Oh, no.
I'm actually clicking gold destiny and just praying for components.
I think I am.
Oh, it's like kind of what I wanted, but not really.
Oh!
Oh, God, okay.
Okay, okay, calm down.
There's like the fucking monkey spot.
Like I kind of got what I wanted.
It's just, oh God, okay.
No, no, I need to pivot to AP from the spot.
Alright, we're just gonna play AP. It's all good. It's all good. I'll just make a JG
and then we'll play AP. I'll just go for like tier here on Kairosal. It's not the
end of the world. In fact like it's not even that bad. Like I'll play a tempo
Demacia game with an emphasis more on the AP side of it. I'm definitely not getting
a bow so play for cheer. We should probably think about Pivot's out like
Like, I don't have to play Demacia, I can just be my early game.
I see Spark, Sunfire, JG, I cover a lot, like I already have Shred, I already have Anti-Heal.
If I grab a tier here, I'm in a pretty good spot to just play, like, some random bullshit
AP.
Yeah, I should probably try to unlock Alio.
I mean, hey, maybe it's gonna be like an unusual Silas arcaneous game.
I'm pipping to VoliLissandra. It seems hard. I'm not close to getting a Kenan or Kubuko.
Either a Vayne plus Lexduo carry. Alright, that was originally the plan. 5-0 Vayne Adams
now. Well, we'll see what we get on level 7. It'll probably be shaped by like hitting
an early 4 cost.
Maybe some weird level 9 Annie with Demacia.
This Seraphine is like an instant pivot I think.
I can also just take the Lux and just continue playing Demacia.
Wait, no one wants this bow?
Do I want the bow?
Okay, okay.
I want the looks.
Wait, hello lady!
Wait, I'm gonna say a word that's like aggressively positive.
If you don't like aggressively affirmative words, look away for a second.
Cool!
Wait, this is always gonna fuck all of us.
Double Seraphim staff.
I've got nothing.
I'm just a block of HP right now.
Oh wait!
Revenge!
Is this guy playing Vayne? No, he's not. He's really looking for one.
I'm in a fairly interesting spot. A lot of HP, decent combat arguments, two Luxes fairly
early. I'm gonna try to unlock Galio and then try to play into like four Arcanists,
six Arcanists. I feel like there's potential. I would describe this spot as MonkeyWPause
champ. Kind of like the earlier game of the main game. Oh my Lux is going straight for
the throat right here. Look at this. Boom. See ya. Oh. Oh. Aw. Wow. This Sona 2 is very
strong I'm really impressed
it actually looks really good and that's got nothing it wow okay I'm gonna pull
up a word again nice
I was like, definitely crazy.
Natural Lux too on the 7th.
Okay, I need tier.
Okay, I need Glove.
Wow.
Okay.
Don't make me pull out the green words again.
Okay declaw's pretty bad in this lobby.
Actually it's not bad.
Not bad.
Maybe I'll do this.
Really need a Jarvan too, funny enough.
Let me think about this spot.
I think I'll enter roll on 7.
Yeah, I need to roll on 7 here to hit Poppy Vayne Jarvan.
In fact, I should have rolled this turn.
Yeah, I need to be rolling here.
Yeah, it was Godbreaker all along.
The guy in the beginning was right.
Not Paraphors.
I think XL is alright.
I feel like it's Staff Smith.
We're already very tanky.
Any more damage?
Uhh.
You must be a Muck lead by example.
Ladies don't.
If I fall today,
let your song carry you.
I'm going to roll for two stars.
Hope the hero likes me.
I fight for the dream of the muscle.
I have to keep rolling. Honestly, I should just like roll down to 30 here. I stopped because I hit Garen. I thought it was enough
Wow, this looks kind of fucks
If I'm able to get a Gensu, I can actually play Kasset here.
I need to keep rolling.
One Poppy, one Shenzhou, fuck the R.I.
Do I have it?
I need one more upgrade.
Alright, one shing-shot or one poppy.
Wait, I don't actually think this is enough.
Oh fuck, I need it to commit.
Oh my god, I'm so bad. I'm so bad.
I had to commit. I had to put a shing-shot on as well.
Fuck! I'm so bad! I got confused!
Yeah, the place shouldn't go over Zoey. I should just hold the Zoey.
Oh, I got a second extra turn now. Cursed my slow ass brain.
Okay, get on the bone.
Wait, no scout, no pivot, and to give up on three stars, interesting.
This is difficult. I'm feeling a little stunlocked. Level up right now is kind of bad. It's off
interval, it cost all my econ. But if I don't level up, I can't play the Zoe, so I'm only
guaranteed to lose this. I think I have a pretty interesting pivot to Arcanus with
Galeo. So now I sell Sona. I'm really not sure if I'm supposed to commit to Demacia here.
Okay, I think level up here is reasonable
Show it
Okay I'm doubly stupid, why did I sell my Poppy instead of my Vinn?
Hmmmm my brain's on.
Poppy actually was good.
Oh fuck, not only was Poppy good, Poppy was just like straight correct.
Cause uh, Swing.
Oh my god, no, I'm so bad, why did I sell Poppy?
Alright, what do I do now?
Level up, roll.
Ah, with the poppy I was in a good spot to just play Swing.
Alright, focus over, come on.
You can still bring this back.
It's scary if I want it.
Or Scylus if I want it.
I was going to do Nashor's, but I think Genslaar is fair here.
Bucks 3 is not possible.
I'm just going to try this, if it fails, whatever.
I know I played bad.
I got really confused.
No prison can hold me.
No prison can hold me.
Ah, it still loses.
Salus to get one shot.
Goodbye, world.
Yeah, fuck me.
Alright, my fault for trying to be interesting.
I should have just been really fucking boring.
Oh God, I learned this lesson every single day.
I should have just been really, really fucking boring.
I should have just committed to my line,
even though it was contested
and even though my items didn't make any sense for it.
My items were just straight up completely unplayable
and we naturally lucked to, I'm like,
okay, surely we can make this work.
And then I tried, it doesn't matter, it gets one shot.
We've reached the point where like having new ideas doesn't work against people who just like force existing well-known ideas I
Thought that was a really cool play go nine all in on like hitting a miracle
We hit the miracle and then I instantly died anyway
Because Silas to just isn't that great anymore against something like Trenemere
It was much better to have just some force something like Trenemere from the beginning no matter what
No, we saw us towards Luza hard. That's crazy. I mean Ash Trimmer is really broken and
My stylist did 75% of the trainers damage. I then died and then I just game over
All right
I'm tilted out of my mind. I mean I also played bad like I sold Poppy instead of Vayne
They ended up not mattering because I hit zero swings
And in general it was just kind of slow, but it's because I was trying to play something
interesting.
If I had just been incredibly boring and said, all right, I have an angle for this and I will
literally not pivot.
I will not be flexible.
I'm going to only force the angle no matter what.
Then like, okay, it's actually really easy to play the game.
I'm fairly certain seven of my opponents in that lobby, all seven of them were just
doing that because it's a very OP strat.
I'm going to blame them.
That's how you win.
I'm very frustrated, but it's my fault. I need to just walk in. If I actually want to
climb, I really need to be okay with just, yep, I'm going to lose streak, I'm gonna
force Diana and that's it. Let's have no fun. Let's just go play the game and be
like an LP printing machine boring and efficient but I mean hey I can plan a lot
but like my results suck so I I should just step it up this game I'm just gonna
be very boring no fun I'm gonna just follow the solo
song game plan guide to a tee lock in my angle and never deviate I'm gonna go
open up this this Google doc. I mean honestly it's a very good Google doc.
This is the thing that Sologus on coached me on yesterday and he's like
here's how to play like a perfect stage one and then it just like identifies the
party list of what to do and then set up your 2-1 to be very successful it's a
good guide I highly recommend you guys take a look at it so like right
here according to the guide I have vein with bow to one that means you just
force this line no matter what don't scout don't pivot and you're very very
likely to print LP
I thought it's worth in this game it was actually such a good start like I
would have done this on my own without the soligus on guide
I actually like playing games, I'm always down for this one.
It is an art.
Any components?
No, I need components.
No?
No components?
Hmm, charge sector is fine.
Alright, let's use one roll now, see if we can hit.
Jarvan, nice.
I'm fairly certain Adunite is fine.
I'm pretty sure for a tempo slam it's actually like decent.
Luceric for odd.
No, I'm going for cloak, so I don't need to Luceric.
Can anyone even use the internet?
Vayne? Like, it's not her best, but like, it gives AD, it gives attack speed, and it does
give her like a get out of jail free card against like one unlucky instance of damage. Like,
I would much rather have a Kraken Slayer right now, but for the sake of tempoing and playing
for top 4, this is fine. I need to unlock Poppy, I need to start winning. I'm playing
the adbreak, I'll see you guys in a bit. This game should be like a pretty easy
top four
I hope the hero likes me.
Draven 2, oh my god.
What the hell?
Where did that come from?
I lost the tiebreaker.
Oh fuck.
I have a very bad feeling that I'm going to lose my item to the guy that I lost the
the carousel picked too.
Yeah.
No?
OK, hell yeah.
Nice.
Okay, am I down to level?
Am I down to level to play 5?
Oh!
Oh no!
Wait...
Is this guy gonna stay the line?
I mean, he's kinda summing flex items so maybe not.
Ah shit, okay, alright my bad.
I sold the Sona to make the econ, but I probably should have just leveled that turn.
Okay, so here's my game plan. We open up with the Vayne with the bow.
Sure, down to force it. It has a good matchup and Ash trend, so I'm happy that there's an Ash trend player.
He also missed on this artifact, that's nice.
Here's the plan. I'll use Traitsector to just get all of my Demosians to start.
I'm not Galio really easy, and then, depending on how many Veins I natural...
Wait, don't tell me I lose this.
Oh, nice kiting.
Yeah, depending on how many Veins I natural, I'll chase the 3 star on 7,
or I'll just Tempo and then she'll play level 10.
No room for this
Yeah, I think it's reasonable to go six right here. I then roll for one of three pairs.
I feel like I'm in a fairly good spot. I'm just sad that I lost one turn to that
Draven 2, the really early Draven 2.
Oh, this is the vanguard he pivoted. Nice
Hmm, what I want here, a bow?
Oh, I would love a bow here.
Father, I'll do anything for a bow.
Anything.
Oh.
the right side
Wow
Wow okay cool uh yep thumbs up for me uh I'm done chill I'll reforge if I need to
nah it's change that one okay I would love a reforge because I don't actually like this
at tonight. It was just a tempo slam. I think the item is very okay.
I really like this build. This vane build might be like my favorite build right now.
It's satisfying. It's pretty easy to play. And there's chance to the top four. There's
chance of winning out. Why don't I use the 4G app? Oh, yeah, sorry, I will. I'll make
it tonight. Although, I'm scared of missing. Like, a spark would be really bad here. Okay,
the Golden Dragon is kind of troll. I think it's also kind of troll. I like care package.
Replication. Replication bow could be interesting, but I think Tart Package is just in general very solid.
Okay.
Bow?
Okay, I mean it's not that bad.
Alright, everybody calm down. It's not that bad. Bramble is actually a pretty good item right now.
Yeah, everybody calm down.
It's actually kind of a decent item.
Holy Kraken Slayer, Leona.
Wait, is he unlocking Diana with those items?
I guess he has the BT.
I feel like I can't be correct.
I mean, Lost Whisperer is honestly not bad.
Do you want to play team over Caitlyn?
Nah.
Caitlyn too, like, she's actually kind of good.
and controversial opinion I think she's hot oh wait this guy's Diana is the Diana
confirmed and is here oh my god everyone's having a party over here
That was not controversial at all.
Yeah, here's my actual controversial opinion.
If you just slap the word controversial opinion before you say the most lukewarm take of all
time, you can farm a lot of it free engagement points when people are saying you are so
real for that, Albert.
You think Riot should kill level 7 5 cost odds?
You want Riot to remove fun from the game?
Yeah, it sucks if your opponent hits Zilean on 7 while playing Invoker and they win the game automatically, but doesn't it feel awesome when that happens to you?
It almost sounds like I'm being sarcastic. I'm actually not being sarcastic. I think it's really good when that happens.
Riot Games is probably really happy when something like that happens.
When um, wait, let me do my roll down first.
Just gotta hit like one vain.
One vain.
One vain.
Blocks.
Okay.
One vain.
I was definitely supposed to play this Lux like right now.
I got a little confused, but yeah, like it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not joking.
Let's say like you and another guy are both like average at your skill level, you both
like master 0 LP players. Would you rather you both play like average games and go like
fourth and fifth and you get net zero or would you rather... Wait hang on, I'm pretty sure
this model is like really good for me. Or would you rather like the player... Would
Would you rather the player like each gets to experience a high roll and a low roll?
Ah, first try.
Right, like the letting the player experience a high roll is like way more interesting,
right?
In the grand scheme of things, people play TFT to have fun.
Hitting like that miracle 5 costs on 7, that fits your board is actually insane, and it's
a memory, it's a highlight.
Yes, it's frustrating when your opponent is the one who hits it, but like that.
The world where all players experience high rolls every now and then is definitely a lot
better than the world where no players experience high rolls, and it's just like
a pure skill-based game where the better player wins.
That'd be really boring.
I said this a lot, but like a game where the better player wins all the time is like chess
or like a fighting game with like 0RNG like Super Smash Brothers, the better player almost
always wins.
It's so boring when you are the worst player.
You're like, I don't even want to play.
I'll just get my ass kicked.
Yeah, like the game is just boring.
Multiple Diana players.
That's good.
I actually have a good matchup in a Diana.
Give me Bulr's sword.
Got the sword.
Bulr.
Oh, Lesser Dup is nice.
I'm not chasing these three stars
Okay, my my brain is telling me gunblade is better here
I think gunblood is better.
Gensu sounds really good on paper, but in practice it's actually quite bad late game.
It's a very good early game though.
I think it's more likely this.
It feels bad because Gensu is fun, but I think the gunblood is actually so important
here.
What about IE?
What about IE? IE is okay but I already have Lost of Spirit from the Reforged.
It feels frustrating because of a 0 or an Zillion scale but I agree with your point.
Bro, I can't tell you how many times I've had a game in like set 7 where like,
I'm uncontested Jade! My spot's so good for Jade!
And you know what happens?
Wait, give me a sec.
It might be salvage bin, I need items.
I can get really optimal items, hang on.
Three threes is very interesting because if it gives me a vain, I just win the game.
Oh wait, I'm actually, nah, I'm gonna do salvage bin, I'll keep it simple.
I hope the hero likes me.
Okay, so I can go Kraken Kraken soon, just gotta grab a cloak.
Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I was in a great spot to play a line and
then someone gets like the God tier Giga bailout augment like to think fast, sell
their whole board and then just build my board and then I just instantly lose the
game on the spot. But I can also tell you how many times I finally look back on
the times where I was the one who hit think fast and I hit like a three-star
shiou in one turn. Like there was high rolls in every set I promise you.
Like there was there have been insane high rolls in every set that
automatically win you the game in every set. For sure. Why is it originally bad
late game? It's bad on people with cast animations late game.
Okay, I'm gonna like roll a bit more urgency here. I'm one sona, one shinjoe away.
Okay, well done to 30.
Okay, hang on.
Fuck.
Alright, my bad, my bad.
I got too excited.
I really want to unlock Galeo, but I really shouldn't be sending it that hard.
My HP is actually fine.
I should just be like chilling on my Econ right now.
Yeah, okay, that's not bad.
My bad.
I'm like way too horny.
Just chill out.
We can get the Galeo eventually.
No, but it's one Shinjo away.
one she drove away okay for components I really want I really want a cloak
gunblade gunblade very cracking crackin no cloak rod is fine
really
You gonna do wait let me get this tree. I'm playing Vayne rule and you want me to do the Xin Zhao when I could just hit it
Okay, I got a lot of movers I'm just on this
It's not ideal at all, but whatever.
Is Aiyu not going to main?
It's okay.
Well, I want Kraken Kraken, Gumblid.
That's like her trubus.
And since I have salvage bin, I'm going to click away.
Okay, chill out, chill out, chill out.
Keeping your pants.
Keeping your pants.
You are on track to hit everything right now.
If you just wait one turn and then roll down, you are very, very likely to hit Luxe
2, Vayne 3, Poppy 3, Guaranteed, yeah, you're very likely to hit everything.
Calm down.
Everything's going to be alright.
We're in a great spot, just keep in your pants.
I wonder if Poppy 3 is good, I've never really played around it, but with Transsector I actually
hit a lot, arguing for Silas, not really, but I'm open to it, that's why I held the
extra dragons, well I held the extra dragons cause like with Transsector you might actually
hit 3 star, but I was on a self recon.
Yo, where's the damage coming from, we almost killed the backline.
Okay, I'm about to get a component now, Perfect Cloak.
Cloak.
Cloak?
Okay.
That's not terrible, DBTG.
Okay, make a checklist.
What do you need here?
I want even Shroud.
I want Kraken.
I don't need the Lost Whisperer.
Uh, Blue Laflex is fine, Voidstaff Laflex is fine.
There's actually like a lot to think about here.
I'll have to be a little bit careful.
Shoes evil, get shot.
Church keeps coming.
Wood you stuck.
Okay, so then this is my Kai'Sa this.
I think we should be good.
Oh my god, Vayne wins this?
That's crazy.
Maybe I need to prioritize even shot, that's fine.
So then now you just play Vayne with these items.
Surely red buff Ramadan is better.
Oh, I guess for now I should have done red buff Ramadan, yeah.
But I'm just moving this to Kaisa.
Sorry, I wanted to compartmentalize.
I wanted to just like keep it very simple because there was a lot of stuff to think about.
But I like this a lot now because I have two really good carries.
I have my gigabit sphane. I have a random poppy 3. I wonder if she's better than garen 2.
What do you consider short stream? I was just saying a while ago but I was definitely just
very tilted and wanted to have a good game. And it's because I keep on playing like for
content instead of like just putting the fries in the bag and playing standard.
I just gave us a bit of both. I got to play standard and also hit my favorite line.
It's very fun to watch vain cook.
Okay, you guys ready for this?
I'm going to hit a Kai'Sa 2 in like two seconds.
Ready?
Kai'Sa 2 in two seconds.
Press a 2 in 2 seconds.
Yep, press a 2 in 2 seconds.
Yeah, 2 rounds is what I meant to say.
My Vayne is in a very precarious spot, it's okay, Poppy took aggro, good tank, world's
fastest Lux right here, did I say Kaisa 2 in 2 seconds?
I meant two Kaisas in two seconds.
All right, what do I want here?
I just lost my spirit from this spot.
Kaisa's here.
Kaisa.
Darling.
Was it something I said?
darling was it something I said
Okay, good kiting.
You know why?
Here's my personal theory.
It's because Kaisa loves the Saja boys.
some Saja boys. Alright, watch this. It's possible that she couldn't hear him. I wonder
guaranteed is better than poppy 3 might be.
Reckon's a little bit scary, but my Vayne can get her.
Okay this is good. Vayne took Diana aggro.
Now the Diana's gonna go on a wild goose chase and just never get the kill.
Vane will heal up with Gunblade.
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh!
Nevermind. Next try.
Alright, this cast is being a little...
Oh! Sorry! I take it all back!
You are not being a little...
She's being a little soda pop.
Oh!
Oh
Alright, watch. Watch as Kaisa 2, Vayne 3, and Lux 2. Get it done. Girls, get it done.
Okay, so my comp.
I'm tanky, my single target damage is off the charts, and I got gunblade.
I lost.
Oh shit.
That shit wasn't that close. This guy is level 9 all-legendaries.
Yeah, my girls did not get it done.
I need to live a little bit longer.
Okay, ask Trinimere. I can win this.
What do I have to do to win this? I need to make sure that my Poppy...
I have to make sure that my Poppy is in front and that we kill Trinimere immediately.
Okay, you gotta hit this Trinimere immediately, come on!
Kill the Wukong and kill the Trinimere.
We're running out of time.
Hurry!
Oh my god.
No, they're so dumb!
can't focus fire I'm not gonna make it to nine I'm right there but I'm not gonna
make it it's the final fight all I can do is just roll down oh just roll down
for Gallia to fuck it
Oh god!
Wait what are they pinging?
I'm dead.
Wait what are they pinging?
He said cheater, how can you win like this?
Oh, they're talking about the Azir like really early?
Oh, yeah, that's what I heard.
I'm just sad I didn't beat the Trimmer guy for second place.
One turn away from making it to nine.
It's fine. We shouldn't really expect to make it to nine on this build.
This build mostly just plays for third.
Which is exactly what we got. I'm just sad because it could have been second.
I don't know how it's supposed to position differently.
This is like a spot where I want to bother view it.
Because I wonder if there's some other trick to get it done.
Here, look.
Look at the fight that I'm talking about.
We're never getting first in this game, but I can get second. Is this one right here?
All right, watch this fight. Let me pause it right here. So
let my team load in.
There we go. So I want to kill this Trinimere immediately, right? That's the only way I can win.
So I put my Vein and my Kaisei like right here ready to target the tank, and then I'm hoping that they kill the
the Wukong and move on to the Trinnimer. But watch how long it takes for them to switch
to the right target. Here they kill the Wukong in like three seconds. Okay, kindred ult. And
then after that, Kaisa then attacks the Wukong clone, being tumbled far away. And only now,
one of mine carries swap targets. If at this point the Kaisa swapped as well with
I would have won.
Like, the targeting went horribly wrong.
And look how close this fight was.
There's three really low HP enemies right here,
and then there's a low HP turn in mirror.
So how can I position this? Let's see.
How can I position this fight to get my girls onto the turn in mirror?
Let me think about this.
I don't know. I feel like being will always tumble away.
I like the Kaiser thing that was just like bad luck because this is when he walked up.
I'm pretty sure he's running walks one step forward here. Let me take a look.
Oh no, Trinimere takes a step up.
He walks forward and then Kaisa loses to this Highbreaker and doesn't hit the Trinimere.
Ah, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here. Maybe,
maybe Garen is supposed to be right here to the left of Poppy. I'm not sure.
Now I'd prevent the Trimmer from walking, so maybe that was the play.
Yeah, maybe that was the play.
I think Poppy is taking too much aggro here.
Not again. It's only minus one placement.
Alright, so I said I was going to stream until I climbed 100LP.
I kind of sucked. I played for content like six different times, lost those games, then I played seriously and also lost.
I kind of suck.
I'm probably going to go into like a hiatus.
I think the level that I'm playing at is so bad that I shouldn't even stream.
I think it's like pathetic.
I think what I'm going to do after I end my stream today, well first I'm going to try
to kind of endure the holidays.
I'm exhausted.
I did the Paris Open into bootcamp. I'm tired.
But then second, I'm probably gonna just not stream until I hit Challenger.
I definitely think I have a problem. Like a problem as in like too much content filled,
too content filled. I need to like take a cleanse, have no audience for like 100 games,
and then just remember how to play correctly because I'm playing so badly.
This rank is pathetic. Masters 32LP is pathetic when you consider like how much time I spent
on this game. This game is my whole life and I can't even be challenger. Pathetic. I need to
cleanse myself of my other worldly desires, or my worldly desires. I need to stop picking fun
arguments. I need to just remember how to win the game. And once you know how to win the game,
then you can click fun arguments. Because right now, like I definitely can't do it.
There was definitely a lot of spots today where if I was just like really good at the game,
I could have clicked the phone augment and still win, but I failed to do it
It's really bad. I feel very bad. I feel like I'm wasting your guys's time
You tune in to watch and then like I just continuously fail to deliver you interesting hype games
so
I'm gonna like not stream for
How many days maybe three?
I'm sure I like try really hard to get good at the game. I just remember how to play correctly
correctly, because like, I wanted to do it on stream, that's why I'm streaming today,
but like, it's clear that I can't do it. I'm getting worse and worse every day. I'm getting
tired, I'm getting tilted, I'm too content filled, I'm just very bad at the game. So,
I'll end my stream here, and then I won't turn it back on until I'm at least 500LP.
Okay. Been a while since we've taken a hiatus, but like, I think my level of
play is just so bad. Alright, you guys deserve better and I won't stream until I can give
you better. I hope you guys enjoy your holidays. I have zero holiday plans, so I'll just be
studying the whole time. I hope you guys have fun time with friends and family during
this break, and I'll see you guys in a couple days. I don't know how long it'll be.
It'll just be once I'm challenger again.
OK.
And I'm sorry that I just failed to deliver you
guys interesting games.
I continuously failed to do so for like five straight days
in a row.
But when I come back, I will be good enough.
I will be good enough to give you guys hype games, OK?
All right.
I'm going to send you guys over to Soju.
Looks like he just started his stream a bit ago.
I'll see you guys whenever I'm challenger. Alright enjoy your holidays. I'll see you guys later. Have a great holiday break
The letter of the day for those of you that actively follow the letter of the day
This would be the letter of the week because no more streams for a bit
The letter is X
You can go ahead and type.
Okay, I was able to get one last big load.
I put it all on you winning this game, buddy.
I'm finally going to win it all back
Go ahead and copy and paste on to this chat when you get there