You
All right, if you can hear me, type uh, I don't know, let's do five today.
This could be a very short stream.
One game to challenge or sorry, the one KLP.
Oh shit.
Thank you.
What?
Yeah, it's not trash.
Oh, send you a looping one.
What if you had one play this game?
Short stream, pod.
I know the moment I hit 1k, I'm gonna play sexy Dark Souls.
and
I think she never hold your rules very good man breaking up with your rules
feel like this is worth holding
do you guys say this
I've had one for a while it's a hybrid you can like transform it to standing mood
I haven't done exercises in a while so I feel like it should stand for a while
and
failure
could be an ash game
speedy double kill
already. I feel like I'm just playing
failure. I'm filming in Street
I can't be stupid at all.
and
I feel it was kind of an angle to play a R&A on you know I had a lot of ironing pairs
and
I want to send you a really quick.
Okay.
items on ash.
Oh no, I'm probably not.
Still a standard build.
Speed double kill.
It's not the greatest item for this build, but I could see a world where I just temporarily
I just temporarily hard off of the sun and two could also have been salvaged been
Founding like just temporarily hard, and then get through surfboard cost
We are in that meta
I'm going to forge it.
Yeah, but it's not very good.
All right, it's good for now.
Pulse and wooden fights now.
I don't think it's the main thing.
I'm ever leveling for failure.
All right, let me get an idea for everyone's playing.
You're playing void.
You're playing the symbol, does me, I think.
I'm just searching build, Damasia.
Same build as me, oh my god.
Damas, oh fuck.
It's so contested.
Uh oh.
Fuck, I actually got an angle for it,
but everybody always forces this build.
I don't know if I could have it.
I have a good spot. I think I'm just looking at it.
Yeah, I feel like I'm just forcing it no matter what.
That's lots to go.
that's the story code
I don't know if I can do that.
I'm not talking to you, but I'm available.
We know I get to the one in pair.
Imagine a world where I just like,
Spike is the joining two right here.
Oh no.
Which one's different surfing?
Bashul.
I mean, it's Bashul.
I'm not being able to unlock all these little sad, I can unlock it on the free-prown.
I'll be a little late.
Okay, so the mossy's are contested.
This builds are contested.
I wonder if I can get out, but I'm already some can see the void stuff.
Like what else can I play?
I mean, maybe it was an eye on a angle, but I had to like commit to it really early.
It's probably not better than Caitlyn here.
Ah, I think it's close.
I should have made me right.
I just better.
What AP Kaiser?
I think I got about that first I have to I have to wait in pretty early because you need
ripped her old but otherwise like the idea is not bad I feel like I'm just going to
I do have win streak. I do have two such warnings already. I feel like my slot's pretty good
Good wood and two three. I ain't I'm not giving up a win streak so there was no world where you consider that
Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna give up a fact-shoot to pivot. I have a line that like everyone else should be scared of me
and
oh wait hang on
although i i know there's a macia player
multiple macia players
I
Either way
I do not unlock the girl this time
Okay, she's in the tempo of tempo of tempo
Praying for once a joining or a vile in my next shot. Oh my god
to
us give over what
all I got more low
all my god
I don't know if it's safe.
There's the tempoiest temple I've ever tumbled.
There's the tempoiest tempo I've ever tempoed.
Oh wait, yeah, it's sure I'm gonna have to go, sorry, bring out on.
Why just on the morllo?
I slam if it makes a difference, it doesn't make it a difference here, they're for I don't slam.
the
mission of a little
of a lot of crazy open air
great for a speed of a kill
of salvage been
actually pretty dumb or salvage bin can fix all my items.
and
there's a couple tricks I could do here
uh... for now i'm going to keep it simple
i think you could actually salvage uh...
all of so and stuff and then you can make like arching jolves spark
But I feel like I'm part of the game season early again.
I'll show some of my strongest of them fix it later.
All right, hopefully my second one is yours.
Just unkillable here.
Yeah, there should be some pretty good items.
If I keep all my remover, there should be some good items I can make here.
the
well, I'm just waiting for the mass here
the mass here for every guy is playing reroll the mass here
oh, you know, this guy's only time for the mass here
this guy's a lux
I think that's just a works and your hang on a second.
If I feel like every person in the lobby is like angering for these units.
Let me think.
Let me get really creative.
I have a really silly idea.
If the mossy is like through a contested, it will conjure through a contested.
and I have salvage bin. What if, what if it's time to make a really big play?
What if it's time to make a really big pit pivot? I, I didn't notice that I could make an infinity edge.
I'm one blow away from making a Titan, you know, are this. What a crazy pivot this would be, right?
And with salvage bin, you actually can't.
Oh, actually, no, I'm going to need the bow.
I'm going to need belts.
Any belt.
I have two bows.
I'm not crazy I think this could be in sync I got to save all my remover to do this.
I've ginsous, titans, even shroud, I think like a chain and a belt.
Let's see I own it.
It's about the spirits.
I think it's actually a great way to handle the fact that I'm like five way contested.
I'm halfway between two builds, and they're both so contested.
So let's just get out.
I have I guard goil.
Oh, I any other chain, any other chain.
Wait, I might be the best player ever if I figure this out.
I'll let everybody roll first, I'll lose a couple rounds, and then I'll roll and hit my unariah the massive discount.
All right, this is Ronnie and Sonna, until like a 10 streak.
Loose three.
Pivot's like the freest, like unariah board of my life.
I
You're teasing me
You're teasing you really are
Just a fucking
Chedist in my line
I'm sure I play it
and
the fact that I have four such one is
an all-assandra and good items
like I will be first and I already have half the board I'm missing
lorus surfing brawn fuck it's actually it's actually right there
and
I'll keep them on the in our board but I'm always gonna just go for this
is a really busy
You see wood stuff, I see spark, right, I'll be eating things out.
Roll for both boards.
Okay, okay, I already said it in the main.
and
roll from my brawn. I need to get to the sport ace up. I need to I need to hit once
there and then I'm good. I need to hit once there are brawn once or certainly I can
stop rolling. I can fix my surroundings items they're a little scuffed. Okay that was
actually like insanely plight flexing between two builds. He just gave up. I need
Econ money-monsin is perfect.
Wait lucky gloves.
Nah, don't be fooled, don't be fooled.
Ah, I actually don't think it's money-monsin.
I think it's just in-street.
Alright, one bra more good.
of
I have jeweled Lotus now, which means I no longer need jeweled Notlet.
Think, what does that mean from my items?
The swords can maybe become gunblades.
I need more tiers.
For now, I'm just like slamming everything.
Trying to keep my streak.
Uh, I lost my streak.
Okay.
I think it's time to start selling stuff off, and I'm not going to be able to do that.
off and then stabilizing. I should one brawn. All right, hit one brawn we're good.
One brawn.
the
one
of
one problem over this and if you are my spots like producing I got very hot of
fixed my items
I have this gg which I no longer need because of your notice what can I do about that
what can I do about that I can salvage it into like
Not QSS, I mean like maybe guard rickering.
In general, I know I need tears.
Yeah, or more, Rello.
I didn't need belts or anti-Hail.
So I need belts or need tear.
Oh my god.
All right, I'm just grabbing a tank item then.
I already have two mini swords.
I'm getting really dizzy with thing about all these items.
the
okay i'm probably gonna chill here
let's use one of these
all right, I'm a fucking sense of trash items
to
just a get some damage out of the door
of extender
is this this
I see the double kill so I'm going to do whatever kind of stay alive
if she gets like cast off
there's mostly another orange at this match there's wait
two rounds
the
one of the
I'm pretty sure there's just a two-shroom at angle.
I'll just sit here, wait for one guy to die, I'll go nine.
Should be one turn until the die.
I just need to see her and think of her about my items.
One more turn.
Oh, this is actually really nice interval.
more turn than I play Brahm over orm. Then I go nine, I put in this guy and the game should be free.
Okay.
Think about these items.
Also, we could keep the guild gauntlet. It's not terrible, but I'd much rather replace it with a guardbreaker.
Looking for tiers, I need like, shojons.
We got plenty of tank items.
and
is a really busy
oh my god what the fuck is wrong with
it
I'm pretty sure it's just stroging again, you have these choices.
Okay, someone died.
I'm sure you're not allowed.
All right, I'm sure you're not allowed.
I can't live as with one rover.
What a brain part.
the
This has almost on Kessa 3
Wow, I'm too weak
Hmm
I know one way I get a lot stronger
It was surfing too
all guys on the three
I just play the CVTP
Oh, I need anti hill.
Uh, okay, so I have to get a belt item.
I can't remember if I got to go anti hill. Wait, was there a way I could have done it?
I was actually very short on belts.
It actually seemed hard to get anti-hill here, just playing for like top three or top two.
I'm probably not getting top two, this guy's going to hit Rift Herald.
Alright, so grab an item that has a belt on it.
I can also just take Rift Both.
Okay, I'm down for my anti-hilt to come from Rift Both rather than some fire.
fire, or about just like more like that hit people.
Um, I guess this mitten's will just stay on seraphim. It's not terrible.
I don't have one. I'm pooper because I accidentally wait. Got confused.
Oh my god.
and
put ore
can modify some of three
and
I'm definitely a claptier
uh... we're just trying to play fair top three there's a lot of three so four costs right now
and
and it's before the day
of
all of us as almost an hour three of the
close to the city and three like it's so strong
and all
the top four
you know what I feel like instead of going
nine of us as a whole time for the
sets everything
like it was like such a low chance I
hit it like
I isn't this a little ridiculous, through start herald.
Okay, I'm trying to get my surfing out of the stun.
I need to kill like a couple of units.
Oh god, I hope it's all of those things where the reptile tanks everything, and then I kill zero units.
Tell me I kill a few.
Okay, I think I kill enough to live.
Alright, top three at least.
I mean, it's fifth three, MF three, and then it's Shelley three, and then almost
ties it through.
I can't go for La Sondra, I guess I'm just going to go for, I mean, maybe NASA's.
I'd have ff, I mean, let's wait like a second, you know, so maybe I hit like the craziest
like wave in history, you know?
Let me cook. Maybe I get something.
I'm almost there, give me a second with a little bit more gold I might be able to hit this.
There's one thing I can do.
I can slam a lasso spray on my seraphine and ruin the stats.
Yeah, what a beautiful meta.
My mistake was going a little nine and capping on my board instead of going for a three-star
on the contestable forecast.
I'm actually sitting here thinking if I just sat there on eight with the pool set
at the end of I'm actually able to hit.
Yeah, I feel like I'm going to stay here was click and comment arguments believing that
playing a strong board was the way to win the game.
The actual way to win the game is to click every econ augment and then get it through
I think we played for a solid top two and they're going third because two people have three
three or four costs, I can test the little ones, too.
It's okay.
Okay.
Hold on, moving.
I am really lying, sorry.
Are you eating?
Rice and beef.
and
locks on a popular wild streamer
you're a TV once learned to have to
you're a TV
I don't think we've ever met before
you're a TV
world of workcraft
In general, I do like the idea of coaching people that I wanted to get into TFT.
I think it's kind of fun.
I really enjoyed coaching Admiral Barrow.
Wait, is he a YouTube streamer or a Twitch streamer?
I think he's streaming on both.
Yeah, I mean, I'm actually down.
I've never met this guy before.
I don't play World of Warcraft, but in general the idea of like someone who's like known for playing another game, one end to end to you
I'd be happy to be there for some direction to the game
Give a standing desk. Yeah, well, I don't use it very often, but I haven't gone to the gym in a while
Having gone since the box box bash started, so I was like I need to spend calories and you do something
The least I can do is at least stand
I play a little bit worse while standing though.
Once I'm trying to go into the gym and I was walking out of treadmill, I'll find a chance to get to my phone and it's miserable.
Holy shit. You probably play like 800 LP worse.
Do you know what I'm doing the Lero Lero Emooperns calories?
All right, like this. How many calories per hour am I burning right now?
and
rollin' out that much
right on the way is in my trap is in a game
for fifty five minutes
wait one of play
I feel like it'd be really fun to just like do a queue
like when if you find it just because I you can do a one-challenge now
I
I feel like it'd be pretty fun to like just get another streamer that you know well and
buy well with and then you just like do the entire stream together just do okay.
The only downside is you have to like wait for them to finish if you die really.
If you go eighth and they go first, you have to wait.
All right.
I'm going to play the ad break.
I'll see you guys in a bit.
You guys asked to will the stream actually end at a thousand LP?
Yes!
I'm not a liar. Well, I was a liar yesterday. I didn't hit one kid, but now I'm not a liar.
it
All right, it's Gwen Susuz which means slam, slam, slam, tempo, tempo, pray, a national
some upgrades. Path of blades, I'm down. I actually have no idea if Path of Blades works
while it's in, like, can the gen ult still go like boom, boom? Or is he forced to wait? I
don't know. I guess we'll find out this game. The ego, instant sell your adult, don't think
about her. No matter how sexy the order is, she's not worth it. Sorry, I'm not talking about
Lulu by the way, I'm talking about other, I'm not talking about Trist either, I'm talking about
a booker, might goats.
Who? That was close. Almost didn't make that.
plus one gold
right i want to try to see so can jigs alt path of blades
i feel like it won't but i'm not going to be proven wrong
all
not a fan of a QSS slam but like it is Gwen scissors
it's all to do it
it's not iron assets that puts on a really bad enable for items
can you get two items after Gwen's gifts
um
okay I'm already very certain that I'm playing Ionia so branching us to risky
I
Kind of like Silverstone. I was playing a leveling anyway.
Yeah, I already know what I want, so I'm done just to go Silverstone.
Okay, I'm not going to level.
I'm gonna wait a little bit, it's okay if I lose these turns.
I feel like with QSS, my slums are kinda mediocre, and it didn't hit two certain, oh I mean
do you fear I'm not close to two certain.
Why QSS is early?
Because it's Gwen's gifts, so you can always like,
Snips nip, your items.
So you just always saw everything, even if they suck.
Why Silver Spoon on Replacebo?
Uh, so there's, there's a really big distinction
between Silver Spoon and placebo.
Let me, let me think of how to explain it.
Uh, Silver Spoon is 10 EXP.
Plus CBO is 8 gold, okay, and 1% of tech speed.
Welcome back to MadBake, everybody.
I would say the big difference is silver spoon.
If you were going to buy EXP immediately,
there's just two more gold value.
The other thing is that two EXP, like the extra two EXP, past 8,
it gives you, it changes your interval.
So now it's correct to level up on, like, 3-1, 4-1, 5-1,
instead of 3-2, 4-2, 5-2, which is really nice because, like,
right as you get your atoms, you can slam.
time to like play on your spikes. I also already had a gym too, so like I
believe I'm pretty close to being able to win streak. I didn't hit Shen to
yet so I'm like kind of down the chill of it, but I'm down to like it naturally
leveled up here. I feel like if I took the CDB I was probably going to level up
to 5 here anyway, which is like basically the same result, but now my interval
a little bit better.
I'm pretty sure Slayer is useless.
Although I will say,
Gen 2 without Shen 2 is not good enough.
I can't, I can't, it's it's it's baiting to my DNA. I cannot sit still. That's why I'm
a streamer instead of something actually productive to society.
Okay, I want to watch this, Jim. So we're path of blades. My question is since
James attack speed is locked and path of blades times 3 in attack speed thing. Kenjin, oh,
He did, he altered twice in a row.
Okay, I'm down.
I'm down, I'm down.
I want sword here.
Whatever, just take two, sorry, I'll sew.
I feel like I also like the belt, and I plan on winning two here,
and grabbing assows actually kind of good.
This is going to be a shendon my shop, and I get a full item.
Shendon my shop?
Shed in my shop
I'm lucky items
and
is shred plus cracking bad. It's not shred plus cracking. It's the last whisper
even shroud if I were to snip snip. Yeah, it's double-sunder. It's just not good.
Why aren't you flying in pro-trainments? I don't mean good enough. One thousand
LPs not good enough for tournaments. If you want to, okay, one thousand LPs
is good enough to get in, one thousand LP is not good enough to win, no, don't do it, what
I don't think it's worth it.
I'm probably gonna send this Nashers though, and then Stipset.
Actually, is it crazy like legit hold this?
Oh, what the heck?
Did I do see?
I'm actually down to hold it and see if I hit.
I've never really played around the also reroll, but for you also this early has got to
mean something, right?
How do you play it? You need IE, Hodge, Edger Knight
Apparently blades is the worst one you can get for this uh-oh
Okay, shit
All right, I probably signal it then
and
I need one sort of a good spot
.
I
even tried loss of spirit and I wasn't make sense
I feel like it's even shot for sure
That's all Snipsip.
Alright, don't ever let me cook again.
Don't let me cook.
It was not it.
I think I'm a contestant, so I won't money, oh you know, no I don't want money, I won't
combat, since I don't want contested.
Err, Axeam is actually pretty good for plugging in our specifically, and I'll just
the Snips that Reconbiberator.
If I had a driven to I would.
Yo, my slot's so, so screwed.
Oh god, oh god.
I thought my spot was good.
Gen 2 into Silver Spoon Winstreet,
but it was not actually a Winstreet,
cause I actually had a loose streak.
I didn't hit my upgrades.
My osmos get targeted instantly.
All right, my next Gwen scissors
is gonna have to work overtime.
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, okay.
All right, calm down.
It's going to be okay, we can't really afford to roll here.
And what we're going to do until I get my next run scissors.
Okay, thinking about my items.
So I have area XM, so even charge uses now.
We can keep the Titans the same.
I go to Sword for I. I've titan's I.
Alright, I'm done for this. Thank you.
It's a good idea.
So it's just got absorbed.
Grapesore won't figure out the ginsous later.
Oh my god.
I didn't scout. The same thing's gonna happen.
Oh my god, the same thing's gonna happen.
I should hang on, does my ass over with this?
Why did my gingestruck target? What?
Am I fault? Why am I gingestwitch? Oh, Lord. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Is this so bad?
Am I they're gonna like win out with the fully in our board or I'm gonna die?
Need sword. Oh, it's a monkey. Oh my god. Oh my god. I might be back. If I get that monkey, that's actually my way back into the game.
I'm going to say it.
We are so back, I just have to never lose again, I need Gwen's gifts to give me
bower rod or sword, bower rod sword, or glove, come on, gotta start winning.
Cooke.
You call bad?
I'm pretty sure I have to do this, and then
If I made titans, there are many items that come really bad.
But if I made Sunfire, then I'm left with a bad item as well.
If I mix, ah fuck.
No, this is just a sad no matter how you slice it.
If I made Sunfire, I'm left with even shout. These actions vary unlike your components.
I don't even know how I feel that winning this round.
You can make next carousel? Yeah, I know. I was wrong unit.
Fuck, I don't even know how I feel like winning this round.
Time to make Steve call. You have a decals not good here. There's so much AD. Oh, okay, so much as the wrong word.
There's three like heavy AD players
Maybe I should have honestly
I felt like crack and make more sense right now
And we do have one more goings as I was coming up
There's a lot of things that I got to sit down
Think I'll hurt
There's a lot of things that need to go right here. Also I think I killed zero units
Okay, naturally, you know what I was really nice.
Okay, calm down, calm down.
We can salvage three items.
It's probably gonna be salvage gargoyle, salvage crack-in, which makes titans, and you
We have open belt open cloak.
and does for now,
before to one tier.
Rod.
I mean, this is anti-heal,
but it's eventually gonna make instances.
Is that all I ever want to pull up now?
Yes, but if I level now, I'm like, so poor.
actually I could have leveled in unlocked set maybe but I'm I'm I'm gonna play a little bit
weird year I'm just gonna play like go down to two lives and I went out it like this
game's already doomed I'm trying for miracles
yes I was on interval to level now but I really want to wait for everyone else
to thin the pool
although I'm forced to level on this turn
two lives now
All right, Albert. You're either a hero or you're going eighth place. I feel like I'm going eighth place instead of said game
It's not growth mindset
Come commerce core fuck it commerce core, and then just stabilize until you're not a three
It's not like it goes oh, right now. It's always right in a rescale
All right a little bit off interval
.
I didn't really hit anything.
Okay, once I get this set, hopefully I'm good.
Probably if you snitched up the rating item, I don't know how many anything happens.
And for being on contested, I did not really hit.
it's okay I got I got Swain which is kind of nice but Swain is actually like worse than
we'll come to I'd much much much rather be we'll come to Swain 1 the Nilloway around
50 X2 is good and that's the situation with all your champions yep and then I would
a die I would have like instantly died
I'm too poor I want you to know that if I took the 50 XP there I instantly die
There are too many new players that think clicking e-com and then hitting your board is the correct play
I'm probably dead here. Don't get me wrong, but it's not because I got the mind side if I hit unarthe two on growth mindset is died if anything
It becomes core and you at least have no window to unarthe three
This is gonna be I just
play a level eight unarabored try to get top top four
my set isn't dying
all right so if I salvage the war mocks and the cracker and I have titans
Thanks.
As you had bow here.
Well, I feel like this guy wants the bow.
I'm not even sure what I want after that. I don't think it's quick sugar spit.
I can still make it ginsous and lose the crack in
and
all of the odds of the skin of
all of the
As the settle for QSs not too happy about it, but so I got it.
I'm not hitting on Cassie, nor as you really said.
Alright, the question is if I hit 2 star unarrier and I stable.
I'm in stable for now.
I have to be stable for a while to not die here.
Let me think about this spot.
First of all, do I need to just to roll down, I think I do.
Huge upgrade, holy shit, we are so back.
All right, I don't name rolling, I shit, my as well.
I'm like down to sell something for you now.
I'm gonna guess left side, hope I'm more, hope I'm correct.
that's the one way I can beat this guy I don't have the damage kill this shally
unless set gets the job done
oh my set actually almost got it done
I'll get my world box-offs can you explain how it glove is better than 50 XP. I
Really hope I wouldn't need to
I'm lucky targeting
Outerly hope I don't explain it. Do you really really need to explain it?
I I can if you really really need me to explain why you lose the game if you go go with mindset
But...
Okay, in case you're being serious, I will explain it.
If you go...
Growth mindset to instantly go up to eight and then hit your whole board.
You'll win a couple rounds and then you'll die.
Because, level eight you know, does not beat other boards without combat augments.
Once other people who click combat augments hit their board, you will just instantly die.
And this doesn't even need to do about it.
You will die and it'll be your fault because you click their on augment.
don't get me wrong, I'm probably dead anyway, right? I'm probably going seven to eighth place, but you have to at least try for the miracle
The miracle being hit your board
I need damage
I need anti-hill
I
want to go to the breaker because it's a high
damage by I need anti-heal
all right set your mind with chance to
all
I'm dead
as of action by fault of i didn't position i got some of this one once and died
all my god what a sad game i deserve to lose for how i played the early game
the best I could have played for that game was a fifth and that's if I like
hit the unar really early. Oh what a sad game.
Tempai, onya, until full loose streak because we felt hit a single upgrade. You
not allowed to roll there. All you have to do is just pray that you survive.
It's actually kind of playable if I did hit on my roll down.
But we didn't.
and
The reason I angled I own you is because I naturaled you into and a shen
It's the same way like you'd played the most is like oh I had a son of two and a jarbin
I'll play it and then I'll hope that I hit the jarvin two
That's what you're supposed to do and then in some games you'll naturally have to get some games you don't
I didn't hit the shen two until like what stage four?
That's a lot of power like lost
I could have been like 25 more HP, but if I was in that spot with 25 more HP, I'm probably
forth.
Did I print this like if you hit your upgrades earlier or not?
Were you poor to like actually justify rolling on stage 3?
Wait, someone's a play from Listerick?
Nothing.
It's currently nothing you can play from the streak.
It's one of my biggest complaints about the current state of the game.
Like, I don't think the state of the game is that bad.
The two biggest problems are that loose streaking equals death, but if you don't hit
up brains, you can't do anything about it.
I see you just like drown.
That's what happened to me.
And the other problem is that a three star four cost is two power four right now.
void line, find from the street. Nope. The closest thing to being good from the street is
a-sal and warwick. But like, they're both still not good enough. Like, if the comps were stronger,
like if war was a stronger unit, I think you could play it from the street. A-sal, I mean,
thank God I saw that on earth because that was the generous as fuck.
What about you stall?
No, if you don't have each stall on two one,
you're not playing the...
Like, you can move straight once you have each stall in.
But like, what I'm saying is that if you start a rank game
against players of your skill level,
and your opener gives you no upgrades,
and no like obvious direction with your augments and items,
it's just dead.
There's nothing you can play.
The only thing you can do is like,
can do is like angle towards your closest line, like I did with the ionite here, and then
say I hope I hit later, right? The reason why I was saying this game was so unlucky,
if you watched closely in that game, I, I opened up a gintu, I'm like, oh, maybe I can play
for Winstreet, gintu plus Shen and a Yosuo. Okay, I have ionite, it's uncontested. It's
a bad ionite, but at least uncontested. This just comes down to like, and hit the Shen.
I didn't even hit Shen pair, so I'm like, oh, I probably shouldn't even level, let's just
here and wait. I played for three lost in a two win, but then I didn't win because I never hit the
shun. So then I would three lost one win, one lost, which is like one of the worst streets you can get in the game.
Only worse would be like lose win, lose win, lose. And then in stage three I'd still didn't
have to upgrade. So I just like keep losing. I don't stage four. It's like, okay, if we can't hit
natural and upgrade, a more two-ported rule, the only thing you can do is just go eight with a lot of
of money from your lose streak and then pray that you hit.
I waited one turn to allow the people to roll first
because I knew it was a contestant and I still didn't hit.
If I had at least hit the unar at that point,
I could have made it play the game.
If you have nothing, go tempo a bar for fourth.
I...
Listen, I...
I hate rink shaming, I think it's really stupid who rink shaming,
but loose, like hit nothing in the tempo bar to a fourth,
does not work at any real rink.
He said, I'm emerald, it works, wall.
Okay, I'm really happy for you though, it's working.
I'm really happy for you though, it's working.
I can't do that in my games, I'm sorry, it's not going to work.
Why cheap items I will come one?
I will come one is a lot better than swing two.
We'll come ones like twice as tanky as one two.
Swain is the guy that you put your support tank items
so he gets one cast off.
He skills incredibly poorly with 10 items.
All right, so I said, and hit the will come to you.
That probably could have also gotten me a top four.
But if you have Wolkong one swing to,
you gotta play the Wolkong one.
Ideally, between Terric and Wolkong hit one of them upgraded,
but in my spot, I was too poor to hold the Terric's.
I should have the likes that they're in Gamble. Gamble for you, Narra. Gamble for who will
Kong Gamble for set. I end the end, like it's all in my fault. Like the game wasn't lucky,
but in the last fight where I died, I was just positioning Diff. My Narra got stunned
and I wasn't careful. I spent too much time doing my items.
All right, I'll play that brick, I'll see you guys in a bit.
Did I learn anything that game?
I don't think I did.
I feel like I learned that if you don't natural and upgrade you die.
Where do you need that?
I
A little Oz the greet. Thanks a prime.
Hello, did I submit her?
then.
I looked.
I have like, love bunk.
I can look, or yeah, I can unlock the bunk.
and I also have this card in my angle.
I'm interesting. I'm gonna keep this.
Maybe I get the void argument.
I'm never in.
I feel like the augma got like massively nerfed recently, I'm a little hesitant to take it.
I feel like I like trade sector.
What the?
What the heck?
and
but I really say no to 7 cogs
and I don't think the queue actually does that much though
but it'll do some near-le game
uh...
let me think about the spot
If this guy didn't too trick into my exact line and like Hyrule out his ass, I would instantly say it's a void game.
Okay, I'm not gonna roll on three. I'm gonna roll on four so I can try to hit one Chogeth.
Yeah, it's only two targets away.
Well, like, the target is more important than the Cogmar right now.
Could also be demossed here.
I'll have three roles next turn on four,
so I should hold everything in and then figure what I'm doing.
It only costs one roll-to-one lock bar,
so I might actually do it. Thanks to Trit's sector.
One chugas.
The question is, does an early cognitive 3 do anything?
If my void contester weren't high rolling so hard, I would say this is a good idea.
This is an awesome spot.
But like realistically, I feel like I'm gonna move items off of Cogma.
Okay, I have up in belts tier, rod.
It is Gwen's Gifts.
Easiest is bow.
Another thing I cared on was a I know blue bus really good on cog
I shit maybe I wasn't supposed to go get in sees maybe I'll see just go full manna play fair like most cast
I
Wonder if there's like a world where I can actually play
Kind of here
the
of the
and
They're all really bad.
Hey, I didn't want any of them.
I just want a blast shield, I didn't front lane.
Card 3 killin' 3 is good. No.
There's not really a build that uses that.
I'm just gonna play standard void, but like...
My contestor is gonna be really far ahead, this is a difficult game,
well it's only difficult because I'm contested.
Oh it's so sad.
I can't make anything that good.
Push to that.
Not having a boy down at this point in the game is really sad.
I
I don't know when she could buy slum for it though.
I slum the items that are going chisel later, but like why my slum items that are going chisel when I have blinsesers?
And I could just slum items that are going on cogmoa.
I gotta fair out the spot. This is really tough.
Okay, so think about it. We didn't hit void. I had a mouse number, but there's no one's playing it.
We didn't hit void. We have a three-star cogmoa out of thin air.
it's not sort overflow now with cogmothry
quinskits
I wonder if I just go some crazy bronzer life board
it's not ready at risk all
I do a lot of this is good
invested in weight could be interesting I could go to invest in weight
I need to go for like any board unit
and
the
meta and I'm not on a streak. I'm kind of down.
and
Yosu Riro, Sol Awakening into what I think is work.
Ah, this guy's the void guy.
Sol Awakening into Yonara.
Shenzha here, augment.
This guy might play into the Los Angeles surfing line.
This guy's the Masia.
and
I think that's the least me to play on my list on the surfing line
I think what you do is you just go, um, let's learn to surf in and then wait for the other guy to die and then go for thrusters.
I'll easily beat him in the e-converse.
In that case, think about my items.
Almost certainly tier tier and rod.
Challenger Congrats.
Thank you.
a couple days ago. I believe it's here's correct here. We'll eventually want
like Boyd staff, show you in arc angels.
Okay, I'm gonna get really confused on the scissors part of this.
He saw him like Ariana. Yeah, I was doing prepare him.
Oh, Chile, thanks to the Prime.
My position can I sucks.
the
But the fact that I'm winning on 80 gold is kind of crazy, huh?
Have you guys ever heard of the world's first tempo called Mothry?
I-I was just working.
Do you want to comment on my third?
Uh, it turns out I'm contested.
We're in a three-star four-cost meta.
Probably don't know this.
We're in a three-star four-cost meta.
So what that means is, um, I don't know.
you should do this. What that means is like your best play almost every single game is
go for 3 star 4 cost unfortunately.
A level 9. No, you're on level 8. Your odds don't change that much.
between the little 8 and 9 for forecast.
It changes for Legendaries,
but a little 9-2 expensive.
So everyone just point through our forecast.
And what's crazy is,
once one person starts doing your surf forecast,
it makes everyone else want to be through surf forecast as well.
It's actually close.
I fact that, I'm also interested that it's crazy.
I don't know if I can like flex the other something really weird building it'll be
any good for you.
I have an end of the angle open.
This is like I thought it was contesting me but it looks like it's playing void.
Am I really like uncontested on this line?
one is actually crazy if true
and maybe
and how do I if it and you go here I feel I just keep it simple
and
Okay, and I.
I have to do the.
I.
Oh, I pressed it's the oreana, oh my God.
Oh my God, forgot.
Oh fuck.
Okay, now I, I need to keep it simple, I'm not going.
I'm not going to overcomplicate it.
My brain's clearly not on.
Do you need him in lock ory?
Probably the only I see it with one item right here, I could have done it.
of
All right, I can't I have. Okay
Brawl items no, I need to unlock a already
That's why I could have won this if I put on brawl but like I forgot to unlock or your earlier is really bad
of
I said, oh, I guess I could have done
or an over-terric, yeah, I could have.
Yeah, I could have done
or an over-terric.
That's just like a flex by that gets left for his ear.
I guess I might as well.
It would also have been a little bit stronger than a-terric.
Sorry, I'm not good at this line,
so I'm just like sticking to the team punner.
I want Nashers, but I don't have that many belts to work with, I like one, no two, I'm just
get this simple uh... down a roll and try to hit surfing to
oh fuck
and then i go in a lot deeper than i expected
but what's the uh...
what's the best configuration here
right fucking i don't know
I'm going to do that.
And try to get you come back up.
Also, it's serving too better than what's on here to here.
Okay, because I got acceleration, get it.
and
yeah I feel like certain you'll do better
but I also need to partner as tank items because I gotta live till so awakening
and as crazy how did I how did I learn on this build uncontested
I'm pretty sure play the sondra as support play surfing full damage and then we can move
it adapted to the sondra actually wait okay yeah I got to think about this actually
I'm done a full comb so something I'm thinking about right now the adaptive I think would
over the will on Los Angeles are surfing because they multiplies for acceleration
gatemen and the continuum codes like I don't think she wants to
chosen it should be chosen on Los Angeles
chosen on Los Angeles adaptive surfing different tank item for
for braham you need to disrupt her yeah I need it is here I guess I could
It's all for a mouth-a-heart, maybe.
Oh, it's tragic.
Maybe a slightly different configuration of items.
Okay, let me like, pre-do this, because I'm gonna, I don't know how you did see.
You should have adaptive
Or should you oh god, I should wait actually
Fuck I didn't want to like reveal my play too early, but while I was looking for surfing to I had to I think you're always going to get
Shogun
You're getting thank you. Yeah, I know cuz we're in thracer forecast now. I didn't want to roll for it. Yeah, I want to like thank up rolls and try later
But I was kind of forced to because I needed surfing to
Okay, Archangel's.
JG.
I feel like this is like fine.
and
hopefully open on rats me a lot of people are like are really low and they're just playing for their own placements
I don't think it's worth it to really get though because if I like hit another Losandra I'm actually kind of griffing my own icon for a while
I think it's good to chill
Oh fuck, above 50 I can maybe justify it.
Above 50 I can roll for his ear.
Oh yeah, I'd Nash is actually.
Oh fuck, that's okay.
Sorry, Gwen's is hard.
Try finding a zero or something.
I'm definitely like revealing my hand to early.
and
the patient why it's a just have like an open slot
as a really want to make sure it
fill this open hole
check to be the difference on these fights
I think a lot of people are really low, so they're not even thinking about denying me.
I see the whole of Sunder. I have to wait for the last second.
Okay, he's got one brawn.
I think it's time to send it.
We know, it's not time to send it.
It's not time to send it.
I
Like do I really think I'm gonna hit in 20 gold?
One less on here out
One less out one bra amount
and
also it's also to help the players in the lobby
if
send it to zero.
There's a problem, but I don't even get it.
Probably get them out.
Back up is this here.
Okay.
I feel like I can just go 9.
Oh, it's not free roll.
But I feel like I'm just going 9 in this part.
and
In the world where nobody hits a thracer for cost, I'm pretty shy I went on 9.
Well we can evaluate this fight and see how close it is.
Yeah, this guy is stuck at zero gold.
What's your 9? My 9 would be a... uh... a zir.
I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to do that.
Okay, let's do some math. This guy's got one problem. This guy's got a problem.
So, problems like don't. It's like, I should just sell at this point because it's impossible as long as they hold it.
I can actually like maybe beat them in a selling it and then get it back later, I'm down.
So, I sell that.
One of the centers out of the pool, so I'll still hang onto that dream.
open. Yeah, every character's open. I could go for it. Like, my level 9, I'm pretty
sure wins. If no one else fits anything crazy, I'm pretty sure I just win the game
straight up on 9. Whereas if I rolled down for Terric, I could miss. Like, we got
close the spiders imagine if I disrupt her in
actually hang on a second I have an idea
I have an idea
and
all
way I I I I I couldn't even deny that
and
actually I guess I could buy a drink said in my chat on lock on creep round
why is that okay okay
All me bet.
And break the top looks.
All me bet.
I am too alive.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Fuck, the problem is I I need that life because I can actually lose the work still
the
Hopefully this one shuts.
Did I win or did he win?
Oh, I won. Oh my god.
Oh. I couldn't tell.
Oh.
I'm just grabbing tank at him.
Dude, my soul SAPM.
Having to play that game on one life against work
work three is crazy.
Bongey with their set of brawn and they successfully
Grift it.
the
No, anti-heal.
I-I-I should have done it.
It's like-I won't shut everything.
He's gonna go for Yona 3.
Oh fuck.
Wait.
I do not want Yona 3.
He-he-he-he-there's a chance he could.
and
what if I kill him
by
you know I mean like if I just like get all of his units stuck on my turk
that's all I got work he'll kill a couple
sell your territory back in the pool I think I'd rather like hold the terks he has a slightly higher chance at hitting
I can also match with the Terracthry.
My alost.
What?
Wow, I fucking greased my position in and I lost.
Okay, that's my bad.
Goodbye 1000 LP.
I positioned to try to solo frontline a tank.
Attrolled myself, let me see.
Yeah, I put my tank in the back line to try to try to have it so only one year it dies
and then I kill him or have it ever zero in it loss.
But actually I actually win myself.
All right, my bad.
That's one kill people I just find normally.
Yeah, fuck, I should just find normally.
Oh, what a blunder.
Of all the ways to not hit 1,000 LP, that's so much my fault.
He needed a much money to hit. Like why am I not just playing it normally?
Well, I didn't play it normally because I thought there was no way I'd lose, but I was so wrong.
I'm pretty sure even despite my griefing of the positioning, there was still horrible fight RNG.
Did my last time, I'm really like waste of fault.
Let me see.
If I had to guess what happened,
the Sondra probably wasted a full-on set,
then a full-on-engineite, and then a full-on-engineite.
The Sondra's, the Sondra 3's ult does like 10,000 damage,
but, engineite fully, yeah, one full-wasted ult.
One successful ult.
Another wasted ult.
Yeah, wow.
She wasted twofolds out of three.
That's my fault.
I really should have played normally.
Why am I thinking about killing him at 20?
If I killing him at 20, it's so unrealistic to you.
Even if I did pull off the tray.
Hello, Im Chibuki.
I'm Chibuki. Thanks to the two months.
and I just really bad risk roared
yeah if you match you get perfect for the shooting you'll kill him here and his
then he has no time to hit you on a three
but also like to really have the money to hit you on a three
I mean the answer is sometimes yes but it's probably like less than ten percent
one of the odds at like I pull off that positioning trick and actually kill him there he has to kill zero units
probably wasn't happening
Is there any chance to supposed to be chosen adaptive JG Seraphine for best casting power on LaSandra?
I had to go the items that I went because I had to beat the work 3 like if there's no work 3
I probably go full mana because full mana LaSandra like still one shot's any non-through so forecast
But I had to I was on one life I had to beat work 3
As you saw like my LaSandra barely full one shot the work 3 from scratch
So I don't regret that part. I just regret the bad positioning on the final round
We'll call him if he can.
Cross first right time.
In the end it's only one point of one placement.
I'm just sad because I want to take one kill up in the end of my stream.
I'll just get it here. It's no problem.
Alright, I'll play the ad break. I'll see you guys in a bit.
I like to be able to kill her with Cog2.
I will teach you now.
It could be Pandora's items. If I'm dead, set on an Aionia. Pandora's items kinda nice.
Oh my god.
But hell yeah.
We have to make sure I win.
Okay, I'm pretty happy to slam this, just like win.
I can't buy this shit and it's so important.
I'll just sum these items on Cog now and then make sure I win the round and then I can try to
Pender R's later.
I don't even have that items.
Just the gist needs to be moved later.
for you know what this
okay honestly it doesn't have a ban eye on you game I just really want it to
is this is prosperous.
Let's see. Dark and bow, you know, uh, Gentusion too.
We've got to try to force the bait in hit.
Uh, oh, this guy's playing void.
at
I was having a good of a game sitting on cog two by man like two star bruisers
Fuck if I'm at leaching
I'm reaching with a one that
Well, I can't really do anything until I hit either I own you out or like a chugath
Fuck I only has a lot better
Like I'm in your process is just like so insanely good
Wait, is this kept pivoting?
If he pivots off avoid, I'm down at the uncontested void
It really sucks that I lost that but I'm probably still supposed to level here playing for streak or playing for a three streak
I'm not the greatest, but
I should have removed this cloak.
I slammed the cloak earlier hoping I'd make a death.
I also have always got a slime on that second fight.
ah Shen Shen to allow you to jinn pair but then have to skip Ionia
that's so sad
and
a lot of play on the answer here
the questions of actual play on the
and
I was a little less measured for me
I win and it's print
printing one gold seconds of one by here
I
Let's see what's better I get
If I got an early Choga, I think I'm down and change my course. Well, I said early. It's not really really. Did I get a Choga?
Oh, wow, I actually missed Leon of two.
Oh, no way, this guy pivoted it into this.
No, I can't let's do this.
If I don't make 20 here, I like the games over.
I
want a onion player
and okay
invokers another onion player
Demacia, we should all let another onion player
l
OK
this happens every single time the irony is prosperous
every god damn time
I'm like, I don't even blame people, I should,
Prophets are so broken.
Temple meta and it's like a perfect tempo trait.
Wain equals pretty too gold.
And you get stronger the more you print, like it's too perfect.
So I don't even blame people for doing it.
It's like every time I want to play it,
I have to fly away contest, so annoying.
I'm a really good next in though.
I'm pretty sure I'm clicking Econ here.
I play cannon for a defender five I own you.
Nice play for full win streak here.
Click any econogment go seven.
Chaos magic.
Grab a tank item.
I think there's a single fight. No.
I feel like I'm still scared.
and
I am a bit much of a pussy but the amount of times I like didn't level and I died because I didn't level is actually quite high like this guy so if you made the section matters
It was a sunflower at the buff, I mean, you're forgetting the 10 gold that lets me guess to heaven right now
That's the main reason I took it. I don't really come up the sunflower
Oh, tell me this is a level up diff
Ah, it's so close! It's a walk diff
and
as I should so tragic
literally a walk to
all my god
I'm actually so sad that's like minus 20 gold losing that round it it was almost so perfect I end his streak
I keep mine, and the interest over, I cannot believe I got locked it.
I have a very interesting play here.
I could legit if this guy plays like, you know, which I'm pretty sure will, first
he was going to take this you know, basically, you know, okay, I have a counter play.
So this guy was void and then he's like pivoting into you know, I'm a you know, and
and I can actually pivot into void.
I'll wait until my referral unlock,
and then I only have them actually kinda good
because you tend to play Wolkong on the sport anyway.
I can play the rare Ionian Kaisa.
And probably play Spark.
All right, so instead of playing all of this,
I look boy-along, welcome.
Instead of playing the Zons, I will play.
I usually, it's Ari Wolkong.
I'll just drop you, Ari, then.
Then set.
Let's give me a while until I unlock it though,
but I should have really good tempo.
So you can probably second it.
All right, tell me this guy gets locked fifths
Kindred
Oh my god, I feel obligated to hold it
I'm pretty sure in the race to you and I'm going to lose a lot of time from the losing
that guy.
We need to play a less contested line.
This guy is cooking on whatever he's on.
So, Kai's reconnored to you. No, if I sell my Kai's on third in the game, she's my outman.
She's actually my out.
When we're thrilled, I'm not for a while. I got void in silly.
after after carousel
time to coach you to TV
so I'm not in a spot to coach right now I can coach later like another day
if he reaches out to me
okay so this guy's definitely going for you know he's not blocking set as well
for sure sure you can do that
alright I'm down to get out of the unararet race
and
looking for rod
and
I don't think it's a boy pretty well
see it
let me wait for a new their pivots it looks like I'm the last one playing void
oh yeah are you ever shim down with that
washer hope it's on the arc in a stiff
I'm not gonna say I was gonna lose this amount of what.
Actually I thought I could have killed the gun.
Not salvage bin, earth.
Two spats.
Something alishers.
How good is earth here?
I don't think it's that good.
I already have a plan for my spat.
Another one doesn't do that much.
I get like fours of voids better, something.
I don't think it's that good.
I think I rather just do no,
I'm gonna keep it simple.
and
early in the gunblade
of the latest spark as well
and
it's really good for me to wait until everybody else is ready for the four costs and then I unlock the
and I hit my cast to a turtle too for free.
Well, free is a strong word, but you know what I mean?
All right, one thing I like about knowing your enemy here.
One thing I like about knowing your enemy is that
I'm guaranteed to always get good set value.
So probably in for two juice set as well.
So a lot of things on my checklist.
and
say only emblem
it's probably supposed to be like
gunblade kaisa
I think the gunblade is so important
I think it's a practice for a contigee
Don't you need JG for Kaisa. It's nice to have but not required. I think GS will be fine. It's it's too risky every roll GS
Wait that went where I want what the fuck that's a crazy win. What I'm looking for spark
All right, so this is like the patient's play.
I let everybody else from off of their units.
Oh, he has Harold though.
I used to make sense, Harold was basically the replacement of a conk.
Well, why don't you take Kassifer free here?
Alright, come on, take Kassifer free.
Kassifer free.
Uh, Kassifer free?
Oh yeah, it is...
Frankly quite ridiculous.
and
a little slumber old
and
are you can be dropped because we already have an arcness with swing yeah I think I see the line
great that was definitely not a chice of her free
it's crazy I hit this many unaros
and
three jog ever and else is perfect
of
all it's just take over shivon i think
or level up in place in
the
I
Love all fuck four track doesn't make that much sense them playing our turd
I'll just play through the darkest time
and
the
and
I need more damage.
I don't think it's worth it.
What's like kind of sick right now?
My will call has like basically this item.
It's crazy that I hit will call me.
But what is so contested?
I'm gonna just try for like JG set TG set something like that.
Really, really need some more damage.
and
and don't get any other steps
really really need damage
Okay, I'm not like, clump away from the, uh, my cacer.
Do you think I'm rich now?
Yeah, I think so. I'm just not sure I'm gonna play on now.
Fisher, it's not Terry.
It might be a long shot.
Well, I guess, I, I, I deal these eggs.
Well, I got the sterics tech.
Oh my god.
The fact that I wouldn't that is crazy.
I'm not selling for adaptive.
Ugh, am I selling for adaptive set?
I'm never hitting set too.
Oh, I got, I got owned.
I'm almost at all for it. I think the ultimate is turning into like an actually really good side. I'm too low.
But I obviously want to G, but I don't think I'm going to make it there.
I'm just going to slam it down to move it to the next later. It's all I got.
I
can want this gunblade
move by only at umbulm
I mean I only am was actually a fair amount of damage to the right now
You set, move it to ZX later.
They don't want HP.
I'm just scared to move my castle way, but I do understand that if I don't move my
Kaisa, I'm triggering his set instantly.
It's probably worth it, actually.
Since the red ones I got really careful.
I blocked off my windshield on the back, so didn't it?
Well, actually are we getting in the Zahann instantly?
Getting on the Zahann instantly is nice
and
bad. I got a dial in one kill piece right there. All right, I'm probably going to just
do set our moveset items to Ziggs honestly. I feel like set one's not going to do much here.
What about Timo? I don't think we need the Timo. I rather play legendary than Timo.
All right, I'm playing his existence as a good long shot. I'm not just down to play any long shot.
of
all of the issue I should move some items
Okay, I'm only able to wait with the route trail.
Is it Fort dog?
I
It might be sells the eggs and play four jug. Ah
But it's it's a long shot. It's actually does a lot of damage. I could move the items back to set
I'm not sure if I can get it.
Oh, it could also have been Shivana items that we'll
call and then the other items to our turd.
Oh, it's got a completely onto me.
Like, not even close level onto me.
There's any chances for it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I think I tied. I tied. Holy shit. I fucking tied. I
Said you can't compete with I only a prosperous unfortunately. I could have positioned to kill a few more units
Wow, that's crazy
My game was so doomed being forced out of I only a prosperous to the end of way actually sick to the
But I got I got really confused at the end. I'm pretty sure. I'm supposed to sell Ziggs
itemize set, and then shavana, and then rift herald.
Oh, I'm looking at my items here at the end, like, okay, hang on.
Shavana can hold the Sterex, and like, vow, and then rift herald can hold all the tank items.
I got two confused at the end.
All right.
Thank God I tied, holy shit.
I got, I did everything wrong in that last fight, like, look at this.
I said they're thinking about my itemization. I'm pretty sure I didn't even do the
itemization but like in this final fight everything went wrong I'm hitting his
set my my whole board gets stunned need to move a cog on more to the left yeah my
guys like it's stunned and then everybody gets left that one HP like this is
like the worst positioning I could have done if I lost by like one HP I'd be
So it's pissed you like oh yes, we'll call him one hp scarner one hp shouldn't one hp because my bad positioning
I guess so lucky that I tied
All right, well, thank
Hey cool 1000 LP. Let's look a very long time to wait you long
long.
We would've gotten it way faster to work with all the
sound or incident. I 1000 LP, you can call me.
Himathy. We've upgraded from Presidency to Himathy.
I don't really like the title I love 100. Maybe we can skip
church to 1200. Before I say anything else, I really, really,
really, really have to go to the bathroom. I really do. I was
I'll just leave it all again.
Go do a word on them, we'll talk.
Oh, is that a bug?
Why is it showing seven letters?
Wait, I feel like this word is evil.
evil. Look at this possibly be. Oh my god. I know what the word is. This is a horrible word.
test. I want you guys to know, test. That's like one of the most evil words you can ever
I've never put into a word of it.
It's two T's, two S's, and a five-letter word game.
No one's gonna ever expect that.
I do want you to know that in this custom
word, I have Annie was the one who wrote the word list.
So you do have tests.
You do have penis as one of the words.
I'm pretty sure Paul G1-2-3 has a chance of being the word.
Oh, Paul G2-3 has a chance of being the word.
And he was just like sitting on the note pad deck
me like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
How can I ruin their life?
And Tesla's one of the ones that she came up with.
Yeah, I think there's like a one in 10,000 chance
that the word is plugged to you three.
So make sure you guess that every now and then.
There's also like a one in 10,000 chance the word is penis.
Well, probably not, probably not 10,000.
The word, this is probably like 500.
Okay, anyway.
Uh, wow.
One KLP.
That was like that was hype to crazy pivot into barely salvaging a fourth on like an exact lethal
Let me think
I feel like it's so early in the stream. I wasn't expecting to get one kale piece so fast so like I kind of want to keep going
But it might really gonna I might really gonna say stream ends at one kale peak hit one k and then keep going like a liar
Give me a second I think.
could be a good opportunity to stream other games. I'm playing um put me into which is like
the sexy Dark Souls game that just came out. You get to make like a beautiful sexy
sucky this vampire and like making like wear a towel and you like fight Dark Souls bosses.
Oh, but the game is so laggy. It's like really poorly optimized. I'm pretty sure my PC
crash if I streamed it. Which is really sad because the game is like decent.
All right, I think I'll put a one more. I'll put one more and then my shouldn't no matter what.
I think that's reasonable.
My client's good.
Yeah, I'm the site lose.
Then I have to get it all back.
Okay, why does this happen?
How can a game worth hundreds of millions of dollars?
Like not even let the player play?
It's just fine.
No, I mean, like what else am I going to do?
I mean, like what else am I gonna do?
It's too early at end my stream.
Also, I'm not allowed to stream tomorrow.
Okay, so that's not that I'm not allowed to.
It's not, right now my client's just a black screen.
It's just a rectangle.
Tomorrow there's a big TFT tournament.
So like, it's like not worth a stream.
You know, I'll tell you guys a funny story
about like contested streaming.
I'll give it a minute and then we'll test manager it.
So streaming is really weird, right?
It's a really weird J Omega Low B in terms of ways to make money.
It's like it's pretty high right.
You play video games and you compete against other streamers for more viewers.
to give more viewers and then play those ad breaks, give those sponsors, and then like get your paycheck.
When I was streaming in high school, there was like, what?
I want to say around five League of Legends, streamers are bigger than me. Who were they?
It was like, Beerigson, Doublelift, Night Blue, QD Pie. Maybe like Ghosts too?
Man, back in the day, holy shit.
And so like the very first thing I did every morning, oh yeah, Dyrus, the very first thing I did every morning was check to see how many of the people like larger than we were streaming.
Because like for each one of them on, you're like contested for the same pool of viewers.
You know, it's like you're playing re-roll so nice. You guys are the sonas, these beautiful bussy floating women from the masia.
We're competing for the sona re-roll build and it's like five way contested if I get on and they're all on.
So then, when I was 16, sometimes I wake up at like 7 a.m. on like a Tuesday morning.
And I would check at the none of the top five were on.
And I would tell my mom, I'm like, Mom, you have to let me skip school.
So when I re-re-roll, I'm contested.
And then my mom's like, I have no idea what that means.
And then I said, it means we make more money today.
And she said, okay.
Because I don't know how many of you guys know this story,
story but um the money that I made from streaming for my first few years I just gave
my parents because I I'd no use for money back then. We lived in a comfortable middle
class house and after my computer I didn't need anything so all my money just went to
my mom so my mom heard that if I if I skipped school today I make double the money
she said okay deal. She calls the school she's like oh I'm really sorry Albert died
And he won't be able to make it. He'll be back tomorrow though.
And like every day in high school is just like a if it was uncontested I would just stream.
So yeah, I can't stream tomorrow because it's too the sort of rules to contested.
I mean it's like a schedule tournament so like I wasn't expecting a stream.
So that's what I kind of want to end this stream on like a longer than normal stream.
What about your grades? I got a 4.0 GPA. I was a good student. I skipped school like every other day, but I did well.
Also, I will say 4.0 GPA is fake because with AP classes, AP classes are like, I don't know if it was the same for you guys, but like AP classes are great out of five.
So 4.0 GPA is actually like, it's like okay.
I remember saying the 4.0 GPS my target goal so I could figure out how much I could
slack off in the stream.
My final GP I was like 4.0 8 or something like that I barely made it.
It's because I'm horrible at everything social studies and English.
I'm your standard stereotypical Chinese guy.
I like math and science and I hate grammar and English and the government.
Well, sorry I don't hate the government.
I hate learning about the government.
I don't really care. I just want to do what I do do it well.
I don't hate the government just over clear. I hated the class AP go. I'm pretty
sure I got a tool on the AP exam out of five.
Yeah, ripped to my social score.
You know, that's how I met Annie, actually.
Like, what?
12 years ago?
Well, in my first year, like my stream being really popular.
One of my online friends, he was like, yo, Albert, you got it, you got it joined this
league lot.
It's like, it's like midnight on a school night, he's like, you got to join this league
lobby.
I got these girls, they're hell hot.
And they're huge fans of you, man, you got to join this lobby and play with them.
And then I joined, and it's him and like these two girls, and then he's like, oh, we
need a fifth.
Let me get my friend Annie to fill.
And then I made conversation with everybody,
but they weren't very interesting.
It didn't click.
And the only reason I agreed was because my friend Brian,
he was like, I was like, I'm ready to mess it right now.
And he's like, you joined this game,
I'll do your essay for you.
And then I was like, okay fine, all right, deal.
I'll play, I'll play your game.
I play the game and he merely leaves.
And then it was just me and Annie in the call
And I only met her for the first time.
And then I was like, by any chance,
if you take APGub,
and then she actually did,
so that she helped me with my essay
until like three, the time that I was really nice.
She was very fun.
I remember the very first night,
I met her, I like message people on Skype.
I message my two friends on Skype
that were still on a thin hour Skype, I know, right?
Skype, good times.
I was like, oh my God, she's perfect.
You guys probably know one of them,
he's the plot producer right now,
Massa Yoshi.
he was like a high school friend of mine.
I messaged him.
I was like John.
I just found like the perfect woman.
I just like, I know it's for you.
But I just had to tell someone.
And then he's like, well, he said, well, okay.
Man, it's Skype Store around. Does anybody still use Skype in
That was 26.
You know, I remember when Discord first was a thing,
like when it was first growing,
Discord actually reached out to me
like when they were starting up
and they're like, hey, like,
where this like new up-and-coming communication
software and like we wanted to like get our foot in the ground
with some like big streamers like you box box.
I remember at the time I'm like, sorry,
like I don't ever see anything ever beating Skype.
But take your business else.
Maybe one of my biggest funbals.
Oh, I think Scott Paul Lundstrong felt like a full year after that.
and
game. Well, I won't be on, um, I won't see you guys for like three days because, uh, the tournament,
so whenever I was too contested, I can't, uh, can't stream. I can kind of have a place
on sexy Dark Souls though. I would be down after this game to play some sexy Dark Souls
There's like six p.m. 7 p.m. is two or the dead, my stream.
Holy shrimp.
I guess the question is will I lag?
I was playing off stream yesterday to see if the game was good.
And it was very unoptimized.
I'll show you guys the game I'm looking at.
Code Vain 2.
I put the personal monster in most really fun.
It's just, it's like dark souls or Elden ring,
but like your sexy vampires.
It plays about the same, like, comments almost the same as Eldenering, I think.
I think it's like slightly worse after having given it a try.
I think it's slightly worse, but it's still pretty good.
And then there's a bunch of negative reviews because the optimizations really bad.
Like, it's just so laggy.
But I think the game's like, okay.
You get to make like a beautiful sexy vampire, and then you, like, everyone's hot.
And then you try to save the world.
The story makes zero sense, but like who cares like whoever played a soul's like game for the story
Like I probably played other in for a hundred hours and I still don't understand what the hell is going on
I'm pretty sure it's like impossible to understand what's going on like
If you don't watch like an hour maybe three hours of like video essays on the lore of
Eleanor is there a really old world where you can understand what's going on?
It's impossible it's just kind of like big dudes show up and then you do stuff
You have to figure out the storyline from like reading the descriptions of the items.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Um...
Hold your left pair.
Oh, I'm leaching Helion.
and
the
one of the
other one of the
of the
Spreading roots. I'm down to spread it. I'm gonna spread it. What do you
have for me? Void or Piltover or something? Oh. Fuck. I mean this is just
not a list. My concern is that it's a pretty large pivot away.
Ah, killed someone on this.
and
okay
alright I I don't look like a chance if I like putting normally
uh... i guess i'll lose streak in try for boulder
okay i got the pretty ad brick now
i'll see you guys on the bit okay
the already on sending important uh... should be taking up the ask for a couple rounds while uh...
wait for a nodalist. I need to just like lose streak. Get a nodalist on Characel and then play the game.
Maybe try for the ultra vera 10 build.
I think I have to do this.
Oh, fuck.
No way I'm contested.
Ice-wingslays.
But if I just bank on an exactly the Raphordier,
Yeah mom can we have so lovely we have so loving at home so loving at home
and
he said I'll be very open the item
wait did I have a list of option available
I don't think I had a list of option 8
I don't know what my choice is for you
I think I had a list of option
wait did I have a list of option
I think I did not, I don't remember what my choice is right at this point though, but I'm
not liking any of them, alright, now to this uncarrisely gambit, alright, forget game point.
of
and
okay the fact that I missed on a lot right
is it worth a role once here like legit
I think it's like legit we're throw once and see if I can hit an allowie
Oh, it's types this thanks to the three months
All right, welcome back from the ad brick everybody computer calculate the odds of me
Thought for in this game
I'm pretty sure the odds of me top for in this game and the odds of me going first place this game are the same the both like 1%
I'm basically going to play for like a three star four cost out like MF or Fizz and then die like die any any other circumstance
Oh, not you, this.
Wait, does a new to remember what my Augments choices were?
Did I have a lose-terruption available?
the
bringer ruin and hustler
okay, I did not have an option
you know, is something sick though? I'll show you something other only Albert box box thing could do
pre-level to five for early MS
and
I'm gonna make it papa.
I'm not going to make it.
Don't worry though, I have a real legit plan.
You know, my student in the box box bash,
She won the box box boot camp.
She won the box box boot camp by playing Draven Rhearle only.
So why don't I just do that?
I have Gensys.
Gensys deathblade.
Isn't there a world where that works?
that works.
No roll for TF.
I'm going to go six to the roll.
Okay, I mean, it's to be a good three.
Yeah, I mean, it's because you can, you can put the build
right at emblem on Draven and then doop.
Guys, what if Draven 3's actually back, right?
Like when they can't have sick some secret check here
Why not some I'm safe HP my question for you how much H2 I save if I saw them I didn't hear I
Think it's somewhere between zero and one
We can bond for later. Oh, I get one legendary fuck it
haha
No, no, no, you can't
One legendary unit, there's no way
All right, check it out. This will separate me from the per member on else the psychotic level one roll for
For Draven
All right, I can't really just by going one that
I don't think I'll get this fight.
How do I not graves without trawling around?
Honestly, I should've done it this turn.
Oh, alright, that's how I'm like graves.
That's how that's how
All right, I'm gonna say it we are so back
I'm going MF3, alright?
Full loostrick into full win streak, the key in patented full V.
What does it feel like I lost?
I almost lost to a guy with 50 gold.
Yeah, honestly, I'm f is probably better.
I'm going to do this.
Okay.
All right.
Forget the driven rule I know.
Oh, the TTV.
Thanks for the prime.
Forget the driven rule I know.
I'm going to play Warden Swain.
Wayne.
by the step
I'm just working to I'm down
all right
what are the odds
to insert from this spot.
Go check out, you think I'm gonna lose?
I call it a belt on swing diff.
It means he gets a cast off.
I don't know.
Okay, listen, I've been a really good boy.
you guys all agree right I've been a good boy. I deserve a misfortune. No.
I should still buy it. I should still buy and then um restock. Does anybody believe in this
this does unit.
My friend just started playing TFT as a mass of 21st place, right with an average place
on 4.5, something like he just like forcing a specific line, more power to him.
And that's the way he enjoys the game I'm down.
Okay, I really need the first mid split block.
Like no cap first mid split block would go hard here. I think it's better than black market.
Actually, fuck, should I just take this though? You could just tilt those on enough.
I could just take it, but then what if first mid split block is right behind? It's like the perfect third item.
No, I'm pretty shy of reroll.
No, I-I-Roll, I roll.
I'm telling you guys, first mates float luck is right here.
Boom!
Wait, I'm F2.
Oh my god, MF2, into first mates float luck?
Oh!
Wait, I'm so bad.
I need even shout here.
All right, I'm down to this level and sit.
All right, for that's unlock.
Oh my god, for that unlock TF.
and
I need anti-heal
was everything I'm gonna roll in my guy
yeah I need to unlock graves I'm gonna grab the door and creep around
pretty much whatever I could fire I'd rather have graves plus like a little bit of unit
I
can go invested
is a stupid invested into a like just private there's a mff is
where I feel it's actually not stupid
I can like money months in for the same reason
Let's see money once soon.
and
the
investment months it will be a month and is that you can make some right now
with you can spend money right now
invested you have to sit there and wait
invested gives you more value if you're willing to wait
but i feel like i can still be when a couple rounds against week players here
i'm pretty sure i need to go on to five build water ace up
Aren't you gonna wait? No. Didn't you see me just roll the zero right here?
There's a lot of upgrades I can spike me.
I'm pretty sure it's down to your line.
and
this goes to go for a best of three are I can't do anything about it
I am just a third I like my spots been doing for a while
I need to last whisper, I'll see the anti-Hail.
I can't believe I thought not Graves, it's so bad.
the
I'm not Kench.
and
a drop in driven
to the
pull throw around. I need to do Drain Creek rounds, my bad for missing it, but not
I will have a full throw around here.
Take your time boys.
No, it's too hard to go from all us through here.
Alright, Warden, we'll come.
I mean, you guys all know I'm doing here.
All of us guys holding an MF.
Sign.
That's still gotta try.
Graves?
No, it's too late for Graves.
I'm just going to find the old snow.
I'm gonna aim for Lufing Sanna.
surface, what in the thru cinched?
I'm shot that I got that what the heck?
Alright, how did I hit that really?
Wait, like a guy was holding him off. I can't live I hit that. I thought I was gonna go for his
What
All right, let's see, it's a good idea.
Yeah, that's actually really insane that I hit that.
Okay, should be I.
Funtlock
Deathblade and this will go on like mission center eventually let's play defense now
Close the three I can't compete I can't contest that
Almost will call me three and you know I three oh
So you guys everybody was like briefing each other. That's why I hit
but I have all come to you so he can't hit that. Yeah but I did skip some of your noise.
Well, that's not about the player just died.
and
he's holding you in a res close to the
investor
and a role in the defense
and
the
well
the
I mean I wouldn't matter what as long as I play defense. I
Should make sure like nobody can hit
Six locks it he's not even holding locks like he's not even playing locks
What the heck
Oh, is that a mess at three for him?
Is that a best at three he's one off he's one off?
What chaotic end game, okay? I'll go for everything.
I'm gonna probably wait. Gotta find this in Bazaar.
I'm down for warden frog.
Wog.
I had the fizz coming up soon.
Actually I got this game cheap blocked.
and
Uh, rolling for another 3-4 cost, and denying everybody else a 3-4 cost.
Is this how the game was meant to be played?
We are in a crazy mode. I'm just like sitting here blocking off 3-4 cost while going for my own.
I like everybody's just playing defense. This guy's literally holding 8 loxes to just try to hit something.
His 8 loxes 7 are an actin's.
So I literally had to like block a unit that, like, wasn't even on anyone's board.
as this is the game sheet
Okay good, so I need to deny Lux, can't deny renectin, he's deny ambassador Lux ambassador
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Luxembers, huh?
the
looks guy hit
what do you think my sister one shot the looks
I lost it in his board okay I didn't kill unit
Oh, got him, he more confirmed that's a player.
Oh, oh, oh, he's dead. Oh, my god, no wonder he's okay.
Hero is thinking like, look at me acting all smug as if I did something.
I'm not gonna smack you.
We live in a society.
All right, it'd be a huge shame if my fist three-way did just jump over and immediately
once that the lux.
It'd be a massive shame if his were to just jump in and bye-bye everybody.
Oh, what a dodge! That's faker on fizz!
Huge dodge on the Lux-Thrill. This get in kill a unit.
His Lux got the cast once. I'm pretty sure I'm at threes like the best 3 star forecast in the game.
It she instantly deletes boards.
There's a pole in my ass, or sorry, up my ass.
Okay, so, I won't point to me saying enough is enough, I don't even feel like I'm
on winning this.
Spreading roots open for build water and then just money miracle, sorry, money monsoon,
for it in slip.
I think it's a miracle.
Once, it's a random S3 Star 4 cost while getting contested, and to just play defense,
I then went out.
The fact that, like, my best play of it, I'm a 3 wasn't to just go 9 and cap up my front
line, but instead just sit there and just roll for everyone else's units for the rest
of the game.
Ah, it doesn't feel good.
This can't be correct.
that you're going to bought for from this spot.
Oh, I definitely was bought for if I didn't hit MF versus 3.
Although I will say that my odds of hitting were pretty high
because like everyone else is like griffing the shadow of each other.
Like everyone's going for the own 3 star 4 cost,
which makes me much more like that hit,
phases uncontestable.
I wasn't expecting that the MF, that was weird.
Because I saw that someone already had one.
I wasn't expecting that the MF 3,
but I was expecting to hit the 5 star 3.
So like once I saw that everyone was like going full psycho for 3 star 4 costs,
I was ready to go for it.
That was awesome, we played.
I mean, it was, but is this how the game was that to be played?
Through stuff for a cost, I really fun when it's like a rare moment.
When it's an every single game thing, uh...
uh...
Maybe I just can plenty of much.
I actually be happy, I want, I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it. If you're scared of big green positive words on the screen, you should look away for two seconds. Nice.
I don't really like nice. Let me change into something else. What's a generally positive word?
So something like is like Pog, but you know a different word, woohoo.
All right, I have a horrible memory. So next time I mention my green text overlay, I'll have no idea what word that is.
And I'll be like, woohoo, why the hell did I type that?
I'll leave that there for like the box box in the future.
That was a little red text overlay. If you're scared of red, scary text, I've no idea what's on it.
I'm just going to put it on the screen.
Let's see if it makes you decolon.
Happy New Year.
Not.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, I know exactly when I wrote that one.
Okay.
We can go over the new one.
So what's a text that's generally negative that would make you
type D colon. Oh, I'm down for the the emo itself. I'll probably forget about it in a week, and then we'll pull it up and be like, why the hell is that there?
It's nice to leave messages in myself.
One of the greatest things about having a horrible memory like me is that every time I order something off of Amazon,
I don't remember it.
It shows up a few days later, and I'm like, oh, a present for me?
Wow, I didn't need a new nose hair trimmer.
Thanks.
Thanks me from the past.
It's exciting.
It's like you're you are your own secret admirer.
All you guys do is have a horrible memory.
All right, anyway.
I'm pretty satisfied with my game today.
I'm good to end it here.
You guys want to play some sexy Dark Souls?
I just started playing it last night to see it as good.
It's pretty good.
I think it's like, it's not Eldennering the whole good.
but it plays like Elden Ring, but like sexy vampires.
I give it like an 8 out of 10.
You can know what I tell it's a little janky.
I mean, shit, it goes a trailer for what I'm looking at.
It's codevane2.
I played codebin one on stream like five years ago.
Maybe seven years ago, holy shit.
It was a while.
And it's basically just, yeah, sexy Dark Souls.
Dark Souls, but all the characters are hot.
Although I will say right now,
I think they go a bit too far in the character design direction, like, I don't
feel like some of these characters have some very exaggerated proportions.
I actually find that to be un-hot, but to each tone.
Another world, snuffed from existence, there's only one way to prevent this tragedy,
Before they reach the point of no return.
I'll use my power to transport us back to a time before the Ephevil.
Once we're there, hopefully we can make contact with each of these legendary heroes.
A battle to save the world from movement.
Let's go. Wherever you go, I will always be by your side.
My name is Valencian Vola.
So, you're solo hunter, are you?
Tell me.
Do you have a place to stay in Magminuant?
A Revenant Hunter?
No.
Get away from here.
Well, you can't say I remember hiring you,
but if you're game, let me know.
In the Lenton, he'll be the most powerful figure out here on the frontier.
The hero Jose, a revenue to build victim to her very own the powers.
So tell me, Marne, this steeringus, Lizardy, who are you?
In the name of the Great and the Love Bloodline, I do bestow upon you my blood as proof of our engagement.
But until their resurgence struck, these horrors must have been the city's residence.
Thank you to Overdolli for the balance of power.
Yeah, yeah, it goes on for 2 minutes.
You get the idea.
Hot characters, all the inner-ning-light gameplay.
I played for like 4 hours last time to see if it was good.
See if it was worth playing on stream.
I think it's decent.
You'll see what I mean.
It does something's pretty well and something's pretty bad.
It kind of feels like they didn't finish the game.
The most notable thing is that when you die, nothing happens.
The game just like instantly like no load,
screen just instantly warps you back to the save point.
As if like they forgot to put in like a U-Dye screen.
But I will say, the characters are hot.
The combat is pretty nice.
I, I feel like I'm playing Elden Ring.
And if you want that general gameplay of like you explore
and then fight bosses, it's pretty good.
So to celebrate one KLP, let's play something else
for a little bit.
Let me change my title.
Finally, one KLP.
Now it's time for sexy Dark Soul.
Um, who shall we ask to sing for us?
Have a some old school music, something that makes me feel like you're fucking old.
Yeah, so I'm gonna remind us how old we are.
All right.
I did a go to right before a boss.
There's like very close to the beginning of the game.
Don't ask me what the storyline is
because I have no idea what's going on.
Here's my character.
If you want later, we cannot put her in a bath towel.
I just chose like a random outfit.
All right, let me see if I remember how to play.
Light attack.
Oh, take out the tractor.
There you go.
Okay, let's see if I remember how to play.
Light attack.
Have you attack?
Uh...
Low and arrow.
Okay.
Come on.
Ribbing Q.
What is this?
Fire projectile.
Jump attack.
Oh yeah, I hate this by the way. Look, if you run and jump, I want to like momentum myself in.
But look, the game like stops your momentum.
I hate that. Okay, then you can parry.
And then this is the drop-blood. So in this game, it's a vampire-based game, so the inside of mana, it's like blood.
So I have to pull up my site to like draw blood from enemies to gain mana.
I will not play the game if I'm 4 so I'm a follower.
Oh, they actually do something kind of well here.
I'll show you really quick.
So you can actually like eat your partner.
I'm going to eat her right now.
So I just ate her.
And you can play the game solo with like a stronger character or you can play the game with a partner.
Depending on how you like to play your your soul's likes.
like I thought I was actually a really good design decision.
Oh, Ed, and some of you have those interesting.
A core mechanic of the game is that you have a built-in garden angel.
When you die, you were by with 50% HP, and your partner gives up their soul for you.
But then after a couple of minutes, eight response.
All right, so I stopped right in front of a boss, placed your bets.
We beat the boss on the first try.
The boss is actually kind of hard.
Let's see.
Let's take care of it.
Ow.
Hang on a second.
Let me, uh, let me mentally reset.
I
died.
Okay, that's the GA.
There.
Now let's go.
Hmm.
Is it a boss music?
Oh, I have music to knock.
I'm curious to see if the boss...
Hang on.
Hang on. I'll turn on the boss using after this.
What? I can't even tell what he's doing!
Oh wait, my guardian angels back up already.
is not like a little bit too fast I died like 30 seconds ago
way I'm up again okay oh yeah I'm gonna time to get to respond I
I have this one, I can be that right?
What if I get a sick parry?
All right, focus on it.
I'm not gonna go back.
Okay.
I'm alive again!
Right!
Okay I'm dead.
I'm dead for real this time, right?
Okay I'm dead for real.
Okay.
Wait, when you die, you just go back to the safe point.
There's no like screen mode screen or like game over.
I think it's like weird.
Wait, the game mode screen is here.
I'm still off the bat, but it's only not okay.
I hang on.
Since we are streaming,
let me go ahead and get into a bathtub.
How do you feel at the game so far?
I think it's like this, and I thought the gardening
is something kind of just kind of sick,
but now that we just saw me respawn like six times,
I don't know how I feel about it.
and
I did notice that you restored less health each time so like maybe it's not too bad
okay
as you can see this is the weapon shop,
oh yep definitely knew that
same girl, all of three of your weapons,
okay, so we're checking teleport
All right, you guys want to see the bad teller.
I will say the current creation is quite nice.
Is it loud?
You're like, do all this.
You can do like this.
And most importantly, you can put her in one of many outfits that doesn't feel like it belongs in the game.
I kind of like this one, so I'm feeling like a nice default.
Some of them get a hello, gooner.
Oh, yep, like this one.
Or that one.
Oh, there's a battle.
and
this is the first game as well
you just like enter the hot spring if you just want to see like everybody in a towel
although you can't do anything
you just stuck
I definitely are appealing to a very specific type of audience.
Okay, give me one second.
Let me try out all the weapons really quick.
Let's see.
I'm using this heavy sword, which felt really bad, actually.
I felt like every time you attack,
there's such a high chance that you just like
get hit in the middle of it.
Let's try this.
the
I've got a sweet
Lost broad sword
That one looks really standard and this one that I was using the heavy sword
and
twin blade
and Perry
so to get me a parry break their stance and then what
I'm gonna hit you.
Wait, what is he gonna get?
Hey!
When does this dance get broken?
Oh, there we go.
I got him, my mana refills.
I'm playing Expedition 3 right now, hang on.
Gustav, pariet!
Sorry, I need to give my men a back.
Bo!
Am I bad?
Okay, there we go.
It's, it's because I'm old!
That's how the next weapon.
Tinked it, they are net.
Oh, I'm out of ammo.
I'm pretty sure there's a buy ammo.
hunter's hammer, okay, I feel like using anything slow as suicide, yeah, VK Rune Blade.
I
Was heck of actually
Yeah, I really out home
Oh wait that was sweet
Wait, that moving particular is kind of awesome.
What's your ability?
Okay hang on up.
I feel like I want to make this ribbon sort of work.
I feel like Eleanor Games or Souls like Games are way more fun when you use the heavy
weapon.
but I feel like if you actually want to like beat that boss like right now, I would probably choose something really fast.
I probably choose this one, and then I would just like spam white attacks, and then just dodge out of the way whenever I see them attacking.
Okay, now we'll use this one though, thanks my fun.
So, you can do the charge swing, you can do your standard light combo,
And then if you're one of your mana, you can do with like this ribbon Q thing.
Each one costs two mana.
Uh, what is the other ability?
What was that?
What?
Maybe I'll buff?
Alright, I'll figure it out.
You play great turret monster, right?
Yeah, I played great side of the long-sword, and charted a blade.
I think it's just like more fun to do
like the slow heavy set of swing stuff.
All right, really quick before we go to the boss.
Do you guys want the bath towel?
Or do you want an actual outfit?
Do you want a cool or gooner?
All right.
We'll put on a real outfit, hang on.
Actually, I'm sure there's something in the middle.
Something that's like half-gooner.
the
I just have a belly button.
All right cool.
There's a compromise. It's half-gooner.
50% gooner, 50% actually an outfit. All right, let's go play the game.
Uh-oh.
I'll see if they can get music's good.
If you're wondering what the storyline is by the way, don't ask me because I have no clue.
The trailer sits something about you have to kill the heroes.
Apparently it is like 5 legendary heroes and you have to kill them all.
I don't really understand why
All right
Oh my god, wait just kill me. Let me say it. Let me say it over. I fucked up
the
high-
my attack animations are so long
the
Jesus Christ
Guys, I swear it's not me. I swear it's the weapon. I swear it's the weapon
I swear if I just have a faster weapon, I can do it.
I'm just getting locked in my second mission, that's all.
I swear, it's just the weapon, it's not me.
I don't
I
U.S.
and
the
I'm sure it's a
the
to
go back to the big sword
and just sit there and play execution 33
you
you can't carry the projectiles
hang on
and
Okay, hang on. What am I not understanding about this game?
Why is pairing is so hard?
It shouldn't be that hard.
Okay, I need to just like watch this tech friend in slowly and period.
It can't be that hard, but you can't pairing any of the predictiles.
Don't try to pair the predictiles.
Okay, can't pair that one either.
and
am I just bad at the game guys I swear I used to be good at souls like games
and
this is the random boss
I didn't do this once in the morning, I didn't do this once, too.
one two
I didn't carry it
Okay, okay hit. Let him do the one two and I'll just carry it and then everybody pugs
Go ahead and copy and paste the phrase Pog what a parry. Ow!
Wait for the one two
that
I don't think I've heard a single thing.
Okay, pause the music.
This is embarrassing.
Okay, this might sound like cop.
But what if the reason why I'm feeling a parry
is because my sword is so large and it covers so much of the screen.
Preventing from seeing.
Maybe if I switch to something smaller,
I can see a larger percentage of the screen and then I can parry.
1, 2.
Wait for the 1, 2.
the
two and a row is that legal
and
I turn early
I don't know what to say I feel
I feel so embarrassed that I'm so bad
All I can think of is just play a soundtrack and hope it works out
the
time
I
Oh, I did a parry
I
get
I got too early.
Oh, what a peri!
I felt the parry there, three in a row, three in a row, three in a row, three in a row,
I found the parry there.
3 in a row.
Where are they?
This one's actually kind of good.
How many in a row? This too?
Charlie!
Oh!
Maybe I should have close the dying though.
I failed my period.
All right, I think it's my last respawn.
All right, one HP no problem.
Just gotta get a stick to her.
Doesn't actually look winnable though.
Also, I need to let you guys know.
Why do you guys are watching?
Why you were staring at my character's ass?
I'm not going to have to do this.
It's all right.
Why you're staying in my characters ass?
My mom's good all of your butts to the chairs.
No one can leave until it's boss guys.
I'm telling you guys, I'm on the verge of figuring it out.
and
I did not think I was in the range of that.
What is wrong with me?
It's just Dark Souls, man.
Just dodge an attack.
It can't be that hard.
to
come on
the
later we think so
none of that I got hang on
maybe i just have to go back to this big back-weight killer
ok
like i have a spectacular downloaded
sit there
dodge something
Dodge hit dodge hit dodge hit that's it
Still my carry
I
I dodge into that
Come on, it's actually wonderful
Can do it like again?
Why am I allowed to hit him?
Right now?
Again.
of
Okay. Do not dodge backwards. What? I dodged forward and I got hit by some of the omnidirectional.
I was my clocking mind.
Where I don't know how to describe it, but there's something that I find very frustrating about this boss.
I swear it's like ambiguous hitboxes or something.
I swear it's not me.
Oh my god, the same thing.
I dodged behind him and I jumped into the laser beam.
him. I swear it's not me.
I felt my parry
and
Okay, new plan, new plan, new plan.
I'm being a fucking loser.
I'm gonna go upgrade my dual blades and I'm not using this slow aspirate sword.
I'm gonna upgrade the dual blades because I...
It's too hard with the slow moves, I swear.
Wait, I'm going to lose this random guy.
Wait
All right, I need to grind a little bit. Give me like two minutes to grind something really quick
I'm not going to be a good friend.
Maybe with a partner.
No, no, I refuse to use the girlfriend on the boss.
I think the girlfriend makes the game too easy.
the
micro front is trying to attack the guy through the stairs
I got to kill a couple more enemies and then I think I can open my weapon
the
I guess I can feel so what's going on about like why you can just like die so many times
I kind of disagree with it, but um, they just began to feel like a really small health bar
And then whenever you die you your partner can sacrifice themselves to revive you on a cool down
That's why I got all spied in the boss. I would like die and then potion up at like 30 seconds later. I would die again
I kind of dislike it
and
another is a larger health bar instead of like reviving 10 times if he was a little jarring
right and a talk to the big global woman
but it's like ridiculously hard i swear it's like hard because clunky
Alright, let's be like vanilla-aft.
I just use a one-handed sword.
of those.
All right, and also maybe it's a bath towel death.
Master forgive me, I must wear the bath towel.
the
congrats on one thousand
thank you
and we've got one more first place after that by open
40 times three
all right
all I don't win this time you guys can all type time for dead
so let me explain what's going to happen
I understand as a tech veteran I'm just pretty sure it's bullshit
You can like dodge as attack correctly and then like you get hit by a lingering hitbox
It's really high
I swear I swear it's bad game design. I swear it's not my fault
We're gonna switch to a fast weapon so that we can just like attack and then dodge out of the way when it's time
Also, I'm eating my girlfriend
I have to do this solo
Give me um
Give me a back on track from under tail.
Are you trying to get me a three? Oh, absolutely. I'm a huge fan of you a three.
All right
I'm gonna forget the hurry button even exists
and
the
leader of the box
This is just a hearing me.
The sub station.
Okay.
We're returning to be-
Alright, I'll come to the conclusion, pairing sucks.
I've also come to the conclusion that I suck.
I feel like my boss is so super easy.
I don't think I could have handled them alone.
Yeah, I was a sword copium.
Maybe it was a bad tell of death.
The panties up yet.
The real work starts now.
I have another favorite.
Let me go you me.
Huh?
That's...
Are getting shorter.
Damn it.
The Google bloodline is in their damn bargain.
Every once in a while my powers go rogue and I lose all control.
That's terrible.
Like that day.
Well, he's going cyber-saco.
done. One blow would have finished the job, but at the worst imaginable moment, this
I had other ideas. I froze, unable to strike the medigan. It took that moment to escape.
The medigan detonated itself at the heart of the city. I remember the potential that she
looks like she was like 12. Just as the shockwave was about to consume me. Her voice sounds
Like she's sturdy, her body looks like she's 12.
Was that intentional by the devs?
When I came to the city was underwater,
and to my former comrades, they had become horrors,
changed beyond all recognition.
I don't know how long I can keep suppressing it.
But I do know this, as long as I have two legs to walk
and two arms to fight. I will give everything I have to keep the city's hopes alive.
Why that worry look off your face will you?
Connestly, I'll be fine.
After all.
Maybe she doesn't look 12, she's just very short.
Is the main character in a letter mall?
The main character never talks.
and
you find these everyday
of
and
but more sexy characters I suspect Neo3 will be better. I think this game's okay
Yeah, Neo3 looks really sick. It looks more like secure. The sunken city welcomes you both of you
Praise be to everlasting life
Your early gobo, have you come to make excuses for your failed assassination attempt?
It was an admirable try.
I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
Where he draws it?
I have nearly come to correct him.
Shall we save?
A regrettable misunderstanding.
In the last complaint you said.
It simply couldn't wait.
Is that why you brought a judicial magistrate with you?
Must be a pain in the ass to be brown nose by naves, Valentin
Come now. That's going too far Jose
Voda house has heard you complaint you claim Sir Gobo abducted several citizens from your domain
Therefore you wish to press criminal charges
Sir Gobo of course denies these allegations
I have no idea what's going on in the storyline.
What you're just going to have ten?
It's probably just 7.5 or an 8.
The association of Revenant Hunters.
I'm playing it because it appeals to my interest.
I'm gonna skip, I don't care about the story, but it appeals to my interests.
It has sexy characters, it has Elden Ring mechanics and exploration.
That's mostly it.
I think that the game plays a little bit worse than Elden Ring.
Like it doesn't feel very smooth. Like when you're watching the boss, right?
I swear like this isn't code I swear I was dying because the boss was like not designed to well
Like I swear it wasn't my fault
Every single one of the guys moves like if you dodge it
He then has like a second hitbox afterwards that you just get hit by if you're not very careful
So I'm not even showing them allowed to attack
In elven ring or like the the more official games like secure. It's very obvious when you're window to attack is it's very
you make an intentional like dodge or parry and then you uh you get your turn.
This one I just like felt so confused so a lot of times I was standing there not sure what else
to do. Like how many times did I roll behind him when he attacked only to get hit by like a random
extra hitbox that that existed there.
the
head to Jose's room
really
Great. I think we have everyone here. The sunken cities now we can address the real monkey on our bath as I once mentioned.
Our city is host to a plague of trouble, but one issue takes precedence above all others, the polluted waters are not.
Otherwise, no one will be able to live here, human or resonant.
Guess who's to blame? The same culprit that waterlogged our city in the first place.
The resurgence, we're not through the woods just the resurgence was caused by the medic, simply put. The medigan is a vicious.
If we want to put a stop to the pollution, flaying the medigan is priority number one.
What's a medigan?
Thanks to you, our substations up and running again.
Hey, you know what this means?
We're finally ready to explore the epicenter.
This task entails grave peril.
I want to save the survivor.
Really?
You know what?
Here is going to die on mine.
Thank you for the help.
It's good to have you.
Come.
The epicenter of the resurgence is south of our location.
I'm going to say it between now and the end of the next boss fight, I'm not going
I'm gonna die a single time.
I mean, come on, the game gives you like five guardian angels, like imagine dying.
one
oh he isn't
I didn't know they could carry me that's interesting
Bro doesn't know how to wait sim
oh he's really got a really hard boss coming up
I don't care if the boss is hard
I just want the boss to not have those goddamn lingering hitboxes
that actually triggered me so hard
I'm going the wrong way.
Okay, go this way and then make a left.
Oh, I forgot.
I forgot I'm hiding a motorcycle on my ass.
Nope, that's my girlfriend.
Uh, what's the motorcycle on my ass button?
Oh, there you go.
Oh, man, I know that's he's the motorcycle.
Oh, you're not a season motorcycle.
Oh!
Oh, I just felt the parry three times in a row.
Don't look at me, don't look at me.
Come on.
the
Shotgun
You have welcome to the hood
So
I think it's south
are you serious? I thought that was water.
Hey, welcome back to the world of the living.
I'm a liar. I said it was gonna die.
Well, I can do all these superhuman feats.
I can live 100 years, but I cannot swim.
My weakness is like a small puddle.
Okay, so I have to go further this way.
the
of
the
Anyway, a heal in this game without using my health potion.
I'm not having it like a life steal or something later.
Okay, okay.
You don't have to go this way and then you turn.
I feel like I've been streamed so much to you lately.
When was the last time I streamed something that wasn't to you?
I guess I put a little bit of legal agents.
the
use the time where like every day it'd be like four as a lead at a couple hours of something else
and some fun times
it always takes my way where might be the wrong way
but there's a shiny
it always takes my leadership numbers but it gets fun
okay I'm like core about falling maps
Yeah, remember Silent Hill, good times.
I feel like I also played a lot of Dark Souls like games.
Okay.
So I need to go forward.
Can't call my motorcycle.
You're a finish that hole.
Yeah, we're still stuck in Silent Hill.
Gotta play Silent Hill, eh.
Okay, so I need to go south.
I guess I go past this game.
Oh, here.
Does this game get crazy here?
I don't know. I don't look anything up.
But I'm very confused.
I can clearly see that I need to go south to this location.
Let me just like put a pin right there.
Oh, I have to go up. Oh my god, I have to go up. That's why.
The last non-sponsored streams are 2xK and Street Fighter.
I'm not sure if you can see the
one.
Hello.
Yeah, what was the last time I just like the single pair of game enough to just keep playing it all the way to completion?
Oh, maybe you go up in here and you can go up somehow.
Wait, I think if you're going to Hawaii, I'm like mad about the combat.
Wait, look at Piano.
Oh, I broke it!
Wow, my thick ass just like touched it in a collapsed.
Look how long it takes you to like a tack and then dodge.
Do you see that?
If I finish my combo, it takes me so long to be able to rid it.
It's a dodge.
That's why I would start to knock it up by the boss.
I don't know if that was stuck for so long.
What if I do like one attack?
Maybe two attacks?
Okay, it looks like anything besides the full combo you can dodge quickly.
I
I can't
I
I'm going to go up.
You think it's right here?
there's a wall.
Oh my god.
What if this isn't even the right way?
I'm gonna scream.
I thought that the correct path was to go from here down.
the
one of the correct that was actually
here down
all of the
all of the list of the play
and
I'm going to be pissed
bad choice of 20 minutes trying to figure that out
right now what
find something was something here
oh maybe it's referring to this
what's that
what the heck
,
what is that
I'm sorry.
Oh, Shen.
Simon.
Or you have an idea?
I summon you, my girlfriend.
Don't get them they'll get em
I'll wait here go go go go go go go go go go go go
and
find out
that seems really targeted towards people that are hiding
if you're winning
to just standing there
all right, I'm going in
of
are you are even so silly kill this guy
I don't really understand what it's supposed to do
oh no no no
Oh no, no no, no no...
No no!
Oh
Well, I'm out of options. I don't understand how you supposed to beat this thing. Oh
No
10
Go girlfriend go
to
come on go get in there
okay I'll hit a once and then you do the rest
the
one
Okay, seriously what am I supposed to do?
I don't understand.
Oh!
Oh, the bridge is blocking the missiles for me.
Hit the cat.
I'm down.
Oh, is that the cat?
I-Yup!
And
wait, my girlfriend killed her.
Wow, nice job, girlfriend.
All right, now to play the rest of the game on one HP.
I think we're supplement.
How many lives you have?
When you die, your partner can kind of sacrifice themselves for you.
It's like a one minute cooldown.
Yes, probably a one minute cooldown, and then what if you drink that whole push it
lower the cooldown.
So I think what we supposed to do is you're supposed to like fight until you die, get
revived, drink two health potions, and then like your back off cooldown.
I'm going backwards.
Wait, if you want to like min max, you're like effective HP, I think you're supposed
the
final death heal
although from what I've seen the partners cannot open
wait i'm pretty sure she doesn't wear that more damage than I do
but in every time you revive you get your run with less HP
and
what's this
one of the
that
that looks extremely shiny like unusually shiny
is this something I should really be doing on one HP
it
oh
do break them
wait, she's dodging
I just saw her dogs on a sec
stuff toy alright what's this unusually shiny thing featherweight oh is that a
was it like a quip or something
wait what is this unbrull shift an evasive format
of
a house of different from the rolling
attack rule attack rule attack rule attack
unbole step it looks like almost the same
I feel like I'll just roll
I
Okay anyway
Oh, it has more eye frames. That makes sense.
Okay, I'm one HP. I need to get to a safe point.
One HP no health potion.
So I need to do over there which is this direction.
I
can't wait to get the run.
I
turn the right.
I do have this direction.
I'll just mark this.
I feel like I'm going to walk here and I'm going to drown.
Oh, cutscene.
I need to save point.
Please.
Okay
If I die, I'm gonna have to go back like 30 minutes of progress
Are you doing a full battle play through I wore a real outfit early in this device already an operation
Okay, I'm waiting for the elevator. Okay
I feel like she looks good in the bat towel, if something I thought was very interesting, if you look behind the character, they like really define the ass behind the towel.
I think it's very unrealistic.
What?
How could you try to kill your soul?
He cut it.
Because I've lost my soul so many times, so I'm terrified of hurting me!
So say, since it's because of a Demeee.
When did I ask you to die on me?
You say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say that I've killed your soul?
I'm moving out.
No, no, no, no!
Get away!
I have nothing to say to you.
Wait, did you hear the operation about to start?
cock
Oh, this is our backstory
I don't wanna understand the storyline, but I know that we have to kill Josa
That little side isn't it?
Right?
Can you hear me?
So, this is the incursion.
It's said to be very rare,
or occurring only between hunters and revenants who are especially compatible.
In one tragic case,
I heard a hunter equipped a revenant's heart,
only to die from the backflow of blood.
But I've never heard of a revenant's memories
latching onto a host's mind.
Here's strange one, all right.
In any case, I'm glad you're not hurt.
for you to die from my blood from here on out, tell me right away if you feel any symptoms.
Hmm.
Well, I think it's not only as a kill her.
If I understand the story correctly so far, we have to like pretend to be her friend,
and then we're going to kill her later.
It's a little mean.
Yeah, we're only pretending to like her, I think.
Or I think the story is that, um,
in our world, like humanity is destroyed,
and the only way to like, say things is to like go back in time.
I don't think you guys have seen her yet on this playthrough,
but uh, there's like this girl named Io right now.
I don't know her name, but she's like a cute girl.
And the way that she travels is by hugging you.
And then it's like up to you too to like time travel back to the past.
to be able to
and like try to change the timeline or something it's it's really confusing
but I think what happened was this girl Jose like became evil and destroyed the world so we're trying to kill her
I think in this world you can like very easily get like corrupted and turned into like an evil person
so then I'm guessing Jose got corrupted and then destroyed the world so we're trying to kill her
I don't really know why we're um helping her right now.
I'm just doing what the game tells me to do.
How far in the game?
Not far. I think we just beat the tutorial.
I did the tutorial off-screen and then we basically started the real game on stream.
I think in general the the story that's kind of all over the place.
I remember CodeVane won't have a really good storyline, it's like decently emotional and serious
It's not like a like a vampire apocalypse and how those are like only a few survivors left
Does again have a gotcha loop no it's just single-party
the
of
i
know the exposed
all right one more boss than the wooden call at a night
I feel like those bosses like every 30 minutes so hopefully we're going to be one year one year
here
I can use squads.
It's not his kind of long.
,
way how long we're talking
90 minutes
you're telling me it's 90 minutes until the next boss
but what do I have a beast though
is the infundent I think it's decent
there's a game that's coming up very soon that I think is going to be a lot better called neothry
like very soon like literally five days
I think this one has more like Gunner anime appeal
I think I was more like, like, securo badass gameplay.
and
we play the demo
or an installed
I don't remember streaming though
Neolithic is a co-op game
I have a couple of friends I really don't like putting my friends on stream if they don't want to be on stream
So I always enjoy this game with Annie and her friends later.
I played Code Vain 1.
Yeah, I played on Steve.
It was awesome.
Anything here?
Huh?
Neo2 is probably like one of my favorite gaming experiences in general.
It was like a hundred hours long. It was a very good hundred hours.
of
I don't know why they like didn't make this one cool up because like you have like a partner with you the whole time
I feel like it'd make a lot of sense like allow a friend to control the partner
We're even just like instead of a partner reaches your friend. Maybe it's like too expensive
I do think that once you make a game like multiplayer becomes a lot harder
Yeah, I really wish those cool up
I'm a sucker for a good like story based call-up games. Is there nothing here?
What?
Really?
What was that whole planet this area?
the
of a
the
all of a
all my god we're all over here
this trail thing is kind of a cool feature honestly
I feel like this is a good idea
You like press a button and it'll kind of like tell you where you went.
Oh, it's full damage.
I had no idea.
I'm not sure if I died there.
It's my skill.
and
no rest of the others a call up the update
by no rest of the way that I've never heard of the visit sick
What's that?
and
it's like if the numbering and a lot of the
all take a look
I'm a huge secret experience is a
learning stimulus call
I wish there were games like that.
Have I been here?
Now let's go here first.
of
Okay, good bye girl friend, wait, okay, I don't get it. Is your partner invincible?
I kind of dislike that. I feel like it's not like so easy, then you can just like your partner kind of like do everything.
and
Oh, all the damage does she doesn't get shield if you don't damage them?
Oh, I see. If she does damage and I'm not there with her, then the opponent kills the back of.
All right, I mean that's better. They said like forcing you to fight with your team mate.
Up or down. I'll go down first.
Oh, I felt my current.
I see it, it's a fushing white bar, oh yeah!
Oh fuck.
and
this is kind of a longvention of almost fair
I really thought it was
okay so I went down first by still to go up
the fuck I haven't was track of where I've been
off the article up later
Wait, no, this feels like they cracked way. So let's go back.
Alright, let's do a quick roll call. If you're here in the chat type here,
it's been so long since streamed other games. I forgot like how to stream them.
I've always wanted to work on that skill that Northern Lion has, where he just like
gaps about anything while playing anything.
Like how does people like super auto pet?
Ew!
There's playing like super autofots, but they'll be like yapping about like something really random and it's like kind of fun.
What's happening from here I know
Yeah, I'm not very good at yapping unless it's like in the middle of the TF2 game, unfortunately.
But I do wish I'd be able to stream other games, and like make it fun.
Okay, what was the point of this area?
I feel like there's so many areas in this game
where it feels like an easter egg.
Well, like one of those things
in elderly where you would like go out of your way
and you get rewarded like a random item,
but there's no reward.
Like I went out of my way to check up
because I felt like I was going the correct way down stairs.
And there's like a random enemy.
I just got sucked off by like one of those
like creepy looking enemies.
and
one line plays brain games where you can stop
that's sure he's left and think
wait
and
the
time
I did wall.
Right, wait.
Oh, oh my god, wait, that's huge.
the
truck
he's trained by making 5,000 Isaac videos monologing to YouTube
yeah I can see it
oh wait wait I can talk to Lou
this is the girl
this is like the main character
the way you time travel
she like holds out her arms and you have to like hug her
here and it's the only time for me to have to embrace
I find that the graphic style really would you say I was like an exposed heart
like zoom in on it. Like look at her.
Her lore is that the main character us, we died, and then she gave it half of her heart to revive us.
So now she just has like a giant exposed heart. It's really weird. It's a little unsettling, but I guess a little cool.
and
an app for the reason she's ability to travel
to the show time for the past and we're trying to
uh... kill josey
and
Okay, I feel it. I smell it. I think it's boss time.
Well, let's probably fall damage if I could do that.
You're the other half of my back.
Wait.
Doesn't it feel like there'd be something here?
No?
Okay.
All right, boss site.
Boss, can't.
Please, I've missed you.
I forget how long it's even been.
Thanks for making the time out.
I need to talk to you about Jose.
Yes, I've spoken to your sister.
She told me you began so afraid of the flare-ups that you tried to take your life.
You and Joseph won't win.
I understand your fear, Liz.
At least, what about those who hold you dear?
How do you Jose was hurt?
Because you almost took away someone very precious to her.
I
is here all I also did joseye
yeah I
the joseye's the hero
right here
isn't one of my memories
this is joseye from the past that we're hanging out with right now and then apparently like in the
present she turned evil destroyed the world
So we're getting on our good side of them, we're going to eat her ass.
And by eating her ass, I mean, kill her.
Something felt different this time.
It wasn't my memory.
I would have known.
Was it Lisa's memory?
No.
That's your power, isn't it?
And anyone accompanying you somehow the image to see these
if it weren't for you.
I never would have known.
When he was trying to shake off her own demon.
Can I ask you a selfish favor?
If we find any more vestiges, I'd like to examine.
No, it's here, T today.
But we did have to have T today.
Pog, I was there, Pog.
How many of you guys were there?
Look at this.
I hit 1000 LP.
Well, 158 actually.
Wow, Challenger is 900 LP, that's crazy.
Well, 1000 LP isn't even like high Challenger.
It's actually like low Challenger.
That's crazy.
Ooh.
I mean, you think I'm gonna die?
Whoa, shortcut!
Oh, I actually almost died.
Holy shit, that bullet almost knocked me off.
Oh, what a parry, Albert.
Parry again?
Oh!
Oh, over time.
Oh!
Okay, I mean, that guy was the easiest fuck. That was really slow.
The boss earlier was like way harder.
The pair is like a little slow.
You have to do it like, like a third of a second in advance. It's kind of annoying.
I guess it'd be too easy otherwise.
And I think execution 33 parrying is so easy and fun because like the moment you press it your characters like parrying
Here you can see like it takes it takes my character a second to like swing her arm
Makes it kind of hard
Or if I'm gonna mobile souls game. Wait, does this look like a mobile game? I guess it does cuz it's like anime like a kind of sedention
All right, the game's not bad
I think it's like kind of unoptimized, but like I still like it.
I think it's like way better than something you get on mobile.
the
all I will say that the first game could be one came out like seven years ago and it
almost was good as this game
I feel like those rooms like make more
improvements
the visual quality of this game is like basically the same as a code of
one which could be one was a really good for a time I think and now it looks a little dated
what the fuck
the
of
the
Oops.
Ah shit.
Sorry Jose.
All right, that was definitely a great unclean. Oh fuck. Goodbye all my health potions
Wait, now I'm talking about like
Okay, now I guess there was at least an item here to grab
and
I was going to complain about how like I just like went there and lost half my HP for no reason, but I guess actually was a small reason
of
and
the safe
and
two potions one-third-hk
and
Wait, is this the same guy as before?
Oh!
Alright.
Let's go in here.
What?
Hey, is this the same as before?
If it sounded like you need a load.
and
wait, that was it
one of the five HP
This is like a repeat of the previous boss, but like lower HP.
Why do they do that?
Oh, the same deputy.
I mean, there's not the real boss.
I mean, it was clearly a mini boss, but like the amount of times I've seen like the same
and any appear in the different area is alarming.
Whoa, okay, that's gotta be something, right?
Where does this one go?
It's insane, all of you.
I
was
one
is his hashtag ad
I'm so proud of the first impression though probably seven at a time after having played it for a few hours
I think the game is like, okay.
Is she called? Oh, I'm sure she is. The price of being sexy. I'll start in deputy. Thanks for 802 months.
I need to find a way to stop our friends, not just for my sake, but Joseph too.
I can't hate her. I know I own it.
I'll start by studying for a moment.
Maybe I'll find some clue.
These are the Tate Research Notes from the years you'll buy.
There are signs that might powers are beginning to reach a normal equilibrium.
I've managed to map out most of the properties of the blue blood blood,
the blood blood, power of birth has to be in the hospital, in order to make it.
But there...
My ex-earners have been proven effective in numbers of certain drug law.
Now that my friends are naturally subsided,
I've recently received an adoption from a family with no air.
The arrangements would benefit both bloodlots.
But I turned them now.
I felt so sad.
My own happiness means nothing.
one of them told us to take too long for a week
shall never have to worry about friends again
please
yeah i'm pretty sure this game is going to get overshadowed by um
neothury
They're releasing around the same time and they're very similar gameplay.
I probably still finish this game though. I really like this genre.
This one is Buba. I'm pretty sure Neo3 also has Buba.
I didn't like remember making a really sexy character in you too. It was a little like good pills. It's less anime and more like securo
But you can definitely still make it like a hot main character
I mean, is it any of the boss
All right, I'm gonna first try this boss
us.
Oh, imagine the pugs.
Ow.
the first try the boss I'll give 20 subs
but that's a lot of money
all right see no more
all right I'm going on at the boss
and
the
Keep your eyes built.
It's just killing me.
It was not.
That monster was kinda hot.
It was not.
That monster that was not sexy, okay.
Actually, I'm not taking a closer look though.
I
You played monster in the wilds. I did, but I had a huge like gripe with it
I felt like the game was like a tutorial until the very end and then there was like barely anything to do
By the time I fully understood all the mechanics of the game
Like you were basically like over 80% of the way through in terms like how many monsters you saw
And then like
All I have were saying like oh, well you just got wait for like the expansion the DLC of like
I thought it was kind of lame that
What's called
Okay, I mean, let me not die here
I thought it kind of lame though like you barely got to play the game
Oh god
and
if it was like a temperate arc build and once you beat that like the game was already over
and
Like finally stop holding your hand and giving you guardrails. I'm exactly what to do. I
You would then get to like experience the game, but no, it was probably like five hours of stuff to do and then the game was over
Like I think it was like actually like a 35 hour long tutorial
I hope that now there's like more stuff, but every time I come back to check it out
Oh my god, I'm not gonna die like specky balls in my
and
if
you have a little back to check on the game like there's not that much new stuff to do
with a new reason evil
I'm like a little bitch, I didn't play the latest Resident Evil because I'm too scared.
I liked Resident Evil games that were more action like Resident Evil 4.
But Resident Evil is like Resident Evil 7 where I actually like pretty scary.
You saw how I handled the Silent Hill.
What game were you talking about?
Monster Hunter Wilds.
I really like the gameplay, but I felt like the monsters there's not a monsters.
and
wait, let me check something I'd break
okay
one
the
Monster Hunter wilds I shouldn't have already been out by now. It's been like over a year
the
SELAMEN finish updates
I see
that's a
well actually not it's probably a good thing that's all like more to come
out of the
the campaign is like not even like half of it
however I made that run so it goes never to know real kill him around before I agree
Look at her running animation, doesn't this look a little weird?
I was distracted by her wonderful ass, but like
No, she definitely has a weird ass running animation
the
god damn it
okay fuck
i shot a lot of souls i'm gonna shoot my past
I'm not good at this.
Am I running a towel?
That is sexy, people.
If there was one thing this game does do right,
they are a lot of good outfits in this game.
Like the towel.
and
we can also talk about the very uninspired voice acting
do i feel like expedition thirty three a set like a bad standard
sorry a set like the game was the game was the game was acting is legit really good
so i feel like everything else sucks in comparison
I don't think this game's what's acting is that bad. I think it's like normal.
But I-
I'm just seeing good stuff.
Oh.
Please.
I...
What is this?
the
Just to give it to me, sister.
It's been decades since we ran out of time. I won't even done running.
Oh, we're better than that something really sad.
The research!
I never...
But I never loved her all my sweet.
I
know it was happened
Yeah, how many flashbacks until we get to the action?
I feel like they're trying to set up for like a hard hitting moment, but I get
I don't think it's like delivered attention of well enough for me to care
I was always the weak one not hurt
When I left home I convinced myself I should
I don't think we had enough time with this character like care about her
Come with me. Thanks. Let's go.
Wait a second hang on.
Code then to voice actors.
Let me check something really quick.
She sounds very familiar.
Uh, what's her name? Josie?
I feel like this character's voice is very similar to something that I've heard before.
Who is the English voice for Jose?
I'm like on the Japanese voice actor.
you
all I found it okay so a visit max well voices Jose and Joe
no way guys
the voice actress for Jose the girl that's with us right now is also the voice
after for the announcer and Kirby airwriters 25
I'm not going to go to the top of the game.
Okay, anyone else that we know?
She voices Natasha from Hongka Star Rail.
Okay, she doesn't voice any other pictures I know.
I was gonna say almost kind of like like a needle guard from fire emblem, but maybe I was wrong
Okay, okay, here we go, here we go
Oh wait, this looks serious
Want me to wear something real quick?
All right, I'll do this. First try.
20 stars you get it. Okay. Okay deal.
There it is.
That's the medican run into the polluting our water.
Careful now.
It may be a vestige, but it's still a potent mass of energy.
Eee!
Oh, it has boobs!
What?
Really?
Remember me?
How lovely to see you again.
You looked the same as you did then, even as a vestige.
For all I lost that day.
For all you took from me.
Let justice be done.
Today you'll pay your dues!
I'm hitting her breasts.
I can't be correct.
Are we really supposed to be target now?
What, how do I dodge this?
Oh, no.
Oh, that's so dope.
Oh, it's so dope.
and
that is not particularly close
I get it
where I need to like an item to deal with
the acid
venom
stone bind week
ice cream social. I didn't win, but thank you for the five gifted subs. I appreciate it.
Where's the one that counter decks acid?
Instant ramen, hell yeah. I'm just trying to get hit.
Oh, okay, that one is a thru-run.
Nope.
the
down, I think I'm just like the
That's why I'm targeting the blues. No other reason.
I
Fuck
Okay, need to knock it for his end. No, I feel he was easy though. He's just like take my time
Yeah, her moves are really slow.
Fuck.
the
Just wait for her to do her thing and she got a couple free hits and that's it.
Ow!
We'd better do her thing.
Oh no!
I think I'm only managing my stamina really poorly.
I should not get out of the air.
of
I'm going to give me a...
I'm breathing her fumes.
Oh no.
of
What a throw.
Okay, okay, I don't understand what the poison thing is.
But I like just don't, don't attack her pulse attack and you'll get poisoned.
Alright, I won't attack her pulse attack.
Try buying 90% of my whole farm.
I think so. She does a crime on a damage.
ah
it's her early
two hits
what am I doing wrong?
the
one of the
Alright, maybe against this boss, a bigger heavier weapon work.
I got it.
It's a not-roll there.
Oh
I feel like this run is doomed.
All right, last potion.
You can't win if your heart's not in it.
What am I doing wrong?
I am button-matching too much.
As you want, really good patient run.
Don't try to fit in too many hits.
I ran into the fire.
I ran to the fire by accident again.
What are overall thoughts in the game?
I think it's like a worst other nerd.
I think I would give this game a 7 out of 10.
It has boobs and it plays like dark souls.
So, if that's what you're looking for, it gives you what you want.
Oh my god, I got acided.
I think it's like kinda conclu, though.
I think I messed up with the acid again, I wonder if he can carry you.
I'm gonna wait, this one's already doing, let me try to parry.
Okay, I'm guessing you can't parry that.
Do you play Wu Chang? Yeah, I didn't finish it, but I liked it. It was also like Guner Dark Souls.
Wu Chang is probably all the better than this game, if I had a guess I give Wu Chang a little time
Oh, I ran out of stamina
Waaaaah!
What? What did I just die do?
I think I'm just gonna need to... not use this great sword.
I'm pretty sure you're using a slow weapon is just dead.
I swear these bosses are too unpredictable.
Let's use something faster.
You're something that's less likely to get stuck.
I'll play a lot more patience.
Oh, it's too hitting my work for God.
I can't wait to see it.
I'm never getting one through hits.
It's too slow.
Three hits roll out.
No, I missed it.
Fuck.
I missed the free critical hit.
Okay, I think this is working.
Through hitting it out.
and always thought first.
Should've hit combo, I forgot.
to
Two hits, two hits, not two hits, bro, it's not two hits.
to
I'm stuck.
2 hits
Oh my god, I finally remembered that it that move was too hits, and the game was solved.
That should put a stop to the pollution in the city.
Thank you, Lisa.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, I'll catch straight to the Booba.
Countless lives were saved today thanks to you, sister.
And where would I be without you?
The one column that made everything turn was you.
Thank you for being by my side through it all
Blend me your hand
Wait, there's going to be killing her a really awkward, ha?
Will work
Wait, I do what it's what happens when you kill her
We then I infused this weapon with powers, good luck.
May it be a beacon upon your path.
Consider it a token of thanks.
From me.
No, from everyone in the sun can city.
Please take it.
What you kale now?
The point of the story is that we have to kill the heroes and she's one of the heroes. So like we're she's like in love with us now
But we're gonna have to kill her soon
Question mark let's get back to the others. It's about time. We told them the good news. They've been too long without it
So I'm pretty sure she's like the next boss. I'm a killer
I guess we'll see. I'm curious how they'll handle it.
I sent you just registered a change in the water tabling.
You judge! I hope so! It may take time! I can't believe it!
I'm opening up the ration vault!
Actually, I'd like to tell you more about that weapon Joseph Aveo.
Could you please come see me at the compliments?
I'm not sure if I can do it.
We can all sleep easier now.
Wait, so now what?
I made a really happy.
I played a little bit of it.
I didn't really like the combat.
The main character is very hot though.
It's also Guner Dark Souls.
I feel like there's a lot of games that are Guner Dark Souls.
Alright, where's the safe point?
I should, I'm probably good there to stop here.
It probably saves on that cutscene.
All right.
Hmm.
I put the game for like what?
Four hours last night, getting to this tutorial
at then three hours today on stream.
Yeah.
Now I think seven out of 10s about correct.
It's a little laggy and seems unoptimized.
The combat's okay.
I would describe it as slightly worse than Elden Ring.
But like very similar to Elden Ring.
The storyline makes absolutely no sense to me.
I like that my main character is hot.
I can't play fairly good,
storyline kind of bad, graphics pretty good.
I'm excited to try Neo.
Yeah, Neo 3 releases in like a week.
Maybe less than a week.
Let me see.
And it looks to be in the same genre as this game.
Let me show you guys what I'm looking at.
Well, why am I looking at?
Look at this game.
Spirit stones.
Shining stones in view to the human kinds never end in dreams.
Since time immemorial, this power has been the impetus for human wars.
I'm not sure if you can see the difference in the game.
Hello, buddy.
Hey, played Neo2.
I love Neo2.
Play from the soccer finish, the very good game.
What makes a sugar?
Here is my answer.
the
Okay, exactly for this game.
The demo is already out.
I don't know how much you can play out
of it though.
You can probably make your character though.
But it's every third game you need to be a soul's like.
Oh, I know they don't think every third game is a soul's like,
I just like, soul's like game.
So you'll probably see me look at a lot of them on stream.
Well, I mean, it's just another genre, right?
I personally like the genre a lot.
So if you watch my streaming,
probably see me talk about a lot of those games.
A box sister.
Alright, I was as close as going.
Diamond 3.
Uh-oh.
That is not very good.
Hmm, perhaps there's been going for a long time.
Okay, I'm not listening to you guys over to Mr. Box 2 then.
We can support him on his climb.
This hole's like his over-saturated.
Oh, I wouldn't be surprised.
Although, I don't know if it's over-saturated with good games.
I think there's a lot of like mediocre games.
I think I would describe the game that we just played
as like one of the more mediocre holes like.
I feel like, I feel like this one that you gotta get right in a soul's like game.
It's the compassive feel good.
I think the comp it felt like decent.
I mean, my bar is elbinering.
So my bar is really high.
I feel like the slower games I expect to be like elbinering and for the faster games I expect
to be like securo.
And I haven't had, I haven't seen a game that does it better than elbinering and securo.
The closest is Neo.
That's why I'm so excited for Neo3.
You know, two is like insanely good.
Although, it's a bit more hack-in slashy than a,
than a, which I'm gonna call it, than like, secure.
I really like it when the comet
forced me to be like kind of patient.
I like find a good moment to attack.
I think it's way more fun than just like
infinitely button-mash like it's Genshin Impact.
I don't like it enough to finish it.
But I didn't enjoy the Fiat or the Spent on it.
So I'm not trying to first Buzzerker.
I heard that one was also really good.
Okay, anyway.
I've sent us to something else for a change.
I'll probably also stream you or two when it comes out.
We'll see if it's getting good.
Okay, I'll see you then.
Okay, I'll see you later.
when it comes out, we'll see if it's good and good.
We'll single player, you know, yeah.
I don't and he's really excited about it.
Okay, so we hit 1000 LP today.
Very pug.
I won't be seeing you guys tomorrow.
It's gonna be a long weekend for me
because there's a big tournament.
There's a big TFT tournament.
All those TFT streamers will be streaming except for me.
So I'll just like sit out and then I'll be back
once the tournament's over.
Thanks for joining me on this random non-TFT stream.
It was fun.
Austin here is over Box 2.
We can wish him good luck on his climb.
If you don't know who Box 2 is, he has a very similar name to me, and he just
had claimed TFT is very new, but he's slowly getting better.
He's currently down in three.
We'll wish him good luck on hitting masters.
Thanks for watching today.
I hope you guys all have a wonderful Friday and weekend, and I will see you guys one day
after the tournament's over.
When you get the box true box 2 stream you can just go ahead and type h and then i.
Alright, lowercase. I'll see you guys. Have a great weekend.
and
effectively follow the letter of the day.
The letter of the day is you.