you
You
you
If you can hear me, type 10.
Thank you, Nana, sick.
All right.
Good morning, everybody.
I just woke up.
It's time for the fight.
You guys all got tickets?
I mean, they were free.
You pay in pods.
It's time for the fight between Boxbox and Wang.
I have to check something very quickly though.
Because last night I did hit 1100 LP, 1145 actually.
Played a little bit off stream.
I have to first make sure Emily Wang is even in range.
She told me she would get in range in time.
Is she at least 800 LP?
Okay, she is at least 800 LP.
Good job, Wang.
All right.
So to give you guys the full context of what's going on, I randomly had this idea.
I told Annie, what if we create an idea, an event that doesn't exist, and just make a
a poster for it and see if M.A. Wang shows up.
I'll show you guys.
Here's my DMs of Annie.
I said, can you see it?
You must see my vision.
Can you imagine it the way I'm imagining?
How I'm going to show my stream and advertise a fight that
doesn't exist and see if M.A. Wang shows up.
Really, really funny.
And then Emily or Annie gave me this poster.
She was photoshopped like a random boxing photo.
So we just scheduled this fight
and I was curious to see if Emily would show up.
I think she is, cause I see on her title
that she actually looks like she's coming.
Can you explain the event?
I literally just did, that's literally the entire context.
I randomly was like,
what if we just advertise a fight that doesn't exist
and then said to Emily, are you coming for the fight?
Hello, Albert, are you ready?
Oh, all right.
Hello.
Hello, Emily Wang.
Thank you for showing up for the fight.
I'm ready to beat you up.
Well, wait, hang on.
I have to go over the rules just to work clear.
Okay.
All right.
So, first of all, thank you for coming
on such short notice to this fight.
I know it must have been very difficult for you.
saw that you were grinding to make sure you met the minimum threshold. So for everyone
out of the loop on what's going on, I will explain very quickly. This is a $1,000 money
match between Box Box and Wang. It's going to take place in chess. We're going to play
five matches. It's going to be 10 minutes blitz timer. Aren't you saying anything?
Albert, I'm 1800 in chess.
That's a bluff.
You are not 1800 in chess.
I am.
I'm a beast.
Ready?
I'm ready.
I'm 1200 in chess and I'm willing to call your bluff on that.
There's no way you are 1800 in chess.
Okay, I don't even play chess.
I thought I'd play chess was an elementary school for a tournament where I got second
and then I quit.
Oh, I mean that's actually not too bad.
Everybody my chest story what what is that when I was in elementary school in chess our
Chest teacher used like a random fictitious rating system that was just like you gain plus or minus 100 when you win
Uh-huh and my rating in that system was like 5,500 and then I ran on my old
It doesn't mean anything my real elos probably like 600
But I thought my elos 5,500 then when he caro Nakamura the second best player in the world started becoming a chess streamer
He was coaching Twitch streamers and he coached me and he's like oh have you ever played chess before I was like?
Oh, yeah, I when I was in elementary school. I was 5,000 elo, and you're like look at the camera
And he gives us a look
I
Got it
Okay, here's the actual rules
We're going to play five games of TFT and we're just going to log our placements and the person with the better average placement wins
$1000. Yeah, we're gonna play five games. All right. Now. Here's the rules. I
No intentional sniping
What I mean by that is if it if you notice me going for a three-star Belved you can hold it
But you shouldn't just look at my board and hold all of my units and I won't do the same to you
We're gonna play it normally
Yeah, all right
second
As with all fight rules you are allowed a water break between each round
Okay, okay
And yeah, but it's $1,000
$1,000 on the line
Five games. Yeah average placement across the fire the five games in the event of a tie. I
Arbitrarily decided that I'll win
Wait, I'll grab a question like a genuine serious question. What happens if you go first the first game and I go wait then what oh?
If we can't play
Yeah, I
Hey, okay, I mean as the event organized I was gonna say I win
If you're too low ranked to
If you're too low ranked to even queue with me, I'm just gonna I'm gonna take the W. I
Oh, you know, I will say my original plan
We originally were going to schedule this while you had a tournament that you couldn't like not go to and then just like make you get dequeered.
But we thought about it for a while and decided we should give you a chance.
We originally are going to schedule this for tomorrow.
I mean, you mean you?
Oh, no, no, me and Annie, we're talking about it.
Annie is not that evil.
Wait, no, I specifically remember telling Annie, I was like, Annie, there's a chance that Emily
has a tournament during this.
And then Annie was like, that sounds like a quitter's excuse for not wanting to fight.
Okay, I'm ready to get some good practice in.
What am I going to do with a thousand dollars?
What am I going to do?
You know what I want to buy?
I want to buy a massage chair.
I'm going to take $1,000 and buy a massage chair.
I have that exact thing like three years ago.
I was like, I'm a grown adult.
I want to buy a massage chair.
Uh-huh.
Did you buy one?
I did.
I actually did buy one.
And I'll tell you right now, I used it a lot for the first two
weeks and never again.
I'm using the kind of thing that your own massage chair does.
Oh...
Wait, no, but I think I would use it a lot.
No, that's what I said too, and then I used it for two weeks and then I stopped using it.
Like, I'm telling you, you're gonna do the exact same thing.
And that's totally fine, you should just do it. Like, you're a grown-ass adult.
How much was your massage chair? Was it like a really expensive one?
I bought it decently expensive one, probably like $3,500.
Oh wow what I mean no that's in there that's low in the in like the grand
scheme of massage chairs like they go up to like $10,000 oh my okay well yeah I
think I'll just buy a $1,000 massage chair if those exist I've looked at $1,000
not get you much it'll be uncomfortable oh okay but Albert how about I just buy buy it off of you for
a thousand dollars oh yeah you could just win doll just win just kick my ass yeah I'm gonna all you
gotta do is out play some of the cool games after this first game is over but about we'll put
Each other thing that shows the score
All right, I'm so excited
It's kind of exciting it's like say playing a certain money match
There's a fly near me.
Okay, I'm a bit worried because I think this ice cream store guy is not a good person.
Oh, wait, you were thinking the same thing?
Wait, why do you, why are you scared?
Oh, I mean, he just randomly banned me last game or last night.
Oh, really?
No, because he's like, oh, I just remember watching Wajin and he snuck Wajin like ten
games in a row and we're just like oh my god this ice cream store guy is
briefing me again.
Oh interesting. Yeah I've heard he's like a known like troll.
What what in the Blitzcrank 3?
Wait, are you sure he's gonna grief you or grief me?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't think he hates me.
I'm not sure though.
Maybe he does.
Oh, he might hate me.
Okay, my brain's not on yet, but I'm pretty sure this is a good start.
What if he hates both of us?
Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
I hate both.
What are you playing?
Are you Demacia?
You should have looked at my spot!
You should have noticed that I was Demacia!
My spot is very clearly Demacia!
There's no reason for you to be on my line!
Hmm, let's see who hits more Demacias.
Wait a minute, you should be scared of me in my spot.
My spot's crazy.
No, my spot's crazy.
But I'm already halfway to Galio!
Hello NZXU, thanks for the crying.
I
Got about five and I beat him. I might my board stuff like crazy
Double trouble wait this double-troubled mouths are a bill that's got to be insane now
wait the melzahar build the double trouble one I think it's really bad
cuz like you're just never gonna have enough money to hit I like almost never
see anyone hitting on tempo really even with the buff odds I swear like every
time I lose at the end of a game where I'm really strong I always realize oh my
god it's still almost our wait oh I mean I feel like they just die out because
they just lose to like the gig of cap lords oh I mean I haven't noticed the
ones that I died early. Oh fuck, did I lose this? Uh oh. Oh wow, wait I can't kill this
Mundo. I mean there's a Demacia or I'm Seraphine Liss, I can't tell you that. I got owned. Wait,
I couldn't kill that Mundo.
3000 healing.
I guess that's the power of early spirit message.
A little Primal Hunger.
I have an open belt.
I can either go with my own healing or I can go with my own anti-heal.
I think I'd rather go with my own healing.
I do think this comp is insane if you hit relatively on time, but if you don't have literally
like two econ augments are you just not hitting I've never played before I've
only noticed when they hit and it's strong oh if you're a fly
really sucks I lost that fight
Alright, don't worry guys, if it looks bad, I have no fear, I'm gonna power up without
the course of this fight.
consume my calories and get my coffee.
What bill did you say you were playing either Demacia or Seraphine Liss interesting
Are you Liss Seraphine well I'm just thinking I'm Demacia or Seraphine Liss I'm not sure
Oh god, first game where we both played the same cops?
Is Ryzeyx the viable?
I have no idea.
I don't have much data this patch.
Wait, okay.
This actually makes Ice Cream Store able to grief us both so well.
Oh wait, no he's AD.
Oh wait!
What?
Uh...
Ah!
Good luck!
Wait!
Damn!
Good luck.
Wait!
Yeah, yeah, go for it, Emily Wang.
Yeah.
The star is called to you.
Yeah, why not?
Oh
Okay, there's like no way no
Ah, okay
I got the warwick already.
You're gonna sell it.
Oh god this guy has some work already!
He's level 7-0 gold.
No I'm telling you there's something wrong with this guy, there's something wrong with
this guy!
Wait a second. Is there a chance? No, there isn't.
I think I said for a second.
I think my spots like average. I'm a little poor for Stars are Born.
I can't believe I didn't win streak, losing to the one star TF.
Okay, how about you got Lissandra Serpina and I got the Demacia's?
Let's see what my destiny has to say about it.
Oh wait.
Wait, is this good?
Oh, why did I know that I think it's actually kind of good
This guy's a kindred Albert he has a kindred he has a kindred
construct a companion allow he's crazy
I think about Pandora's Bench I think it's like
usually kind of fun but any game like this I think it's very likely to get
sniped
I guess I am
he is still level 7-0 gold but he has a Warwick and Mundo 2 and a Kindred
what he rolled? I won
Oh, I got cogs.
More like, I got POGs.
Is there a Cheondos later?
That's probably Kogs.
Oh fuck, I did not scout this out.
Tell me where Xayah goes to the left.
Oh thank god.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Damn it.
Alright my bad.
Bad position. My brain's on yet. I haven't scattered.
That's so funny that like my my game plan just like forcing me to massively contest Emily Lang
We're planning the exact same game plan
All right, well, I know I want
I
Oh, I eat cookies.
Thanks for the sub.
Maybe I should just take Gargoyle.
I feel like backline item is better.
Alright, what do I remember of this build?
Yeah, I think it's still pretty good and I have the units for it
Don't know like kind of poor
How do you anti-rex that position I'm not sure but I would put my list under further away I think
That's in the red cup.
Hello Dnewen1989, welcome.
I feel like there's actually a very real scenario what we both fought for.
Yeah, I'd live it.
I don't feel that great about my spot.
I don't feel like it was my spot either.
This is the best of five, yeah.
We're just counting our average placements over the course of five games.
I'm not warmed up usually I take like I think two games of like being useless before I can play the game
My first like 90 minutes is true. I always make no sense. I
Gotta dial in
Well, I barely I don't think I really streak this entire game
a lot of your tempo is really high right now
well I feel like this are like 20 gold or less
what is the dynamic of the match it's 5 games
What are AP wins?
Another giant slayer?
How troll is it for me to go like giant slayer, giant slayer, giant slayer?
Is that like insane?
Yeah, I'm trying to say it's a bis.
Oh, I'm on luck in the spawner by accident.
That's actually pretty bad
Let's probably make sure that armor affects 5 units.
Cell which bin.
I kind of like Spray Link.
Oh, I think your Lotus is too important.
AD, AD, AD, AP, AD, AP, AP.
Don't buy the scanner.
I don't think so.
Okay, I'm like 90% likely to play Seraphine Lissandra, I'm like 5% or 10% likely to play
Demacia.
I guess it's only if I hit.
Ah, it's probably just always Seraphine walks from the spot, but I'm pretty scared.
I'm not making it tonight in this game. I'm flattered that you think I can.
I thought that one does not look that good, but one upside is that I'm not contested.
Yeah, I mean, I am uncontested and everybody else has already rolled, so like, maybe there's
something here.
This triple GS tech cannot be correct, by the way.
Giant Slayer's gaining their damage and being against all enemies instead of just tanks.
I'm gonna roll.
Next turn.
I really need to probably hit acceleration gate, it's a really big deal.
I'm pretty sure like since the moment I got this augment, I haven't once hit a backline.
Alright focus, let's just keep it simple for the first game.
Alright, I know exactly what component I need here.
One gold.
I need the void stuff though.
I was thinking about Nashor's, but the void stuff's got to be more important.
Alright, I need to go pretty deep here.
At least a 22, at least a Sunder 2, and then everything else one-star.
What am I missing, I'm not sure.
Ah yeah, might be slow.
What am I missing?
Uh, oh, any disruptor?
Okay, it's definitely looking pretty bad.
Did I resend it here?
Oh, I'm so screwed.
Just get that go.
That goes not worth the spot.
Oh, this game is so over for me.
Holy shit.
I'm sitting on a pair of...
Oh I mean, I waited as long as I could before rolling so I could have the most money and I'm still a pair of everything.
Alright, maybe if I had no 6.
So I don't think I played this game very well. The mid game was definitely just like, sad.
If I had Seraphine 2, I probably would have taken any Disruptor.
I was really thinking about that double Annie shop, but I think without confirming any to it's not worth
Okay, I think I'm playing for fifth which is possible if I hit my upgrades which session moved to Lissandra
Get a third bar mitem
I'll fight if you make me, or we could sing instead.
Not sure how to do about this.
I probably skip the destruction again without thinking.
Oh no.
Holy shit, you got me.
Oh no Albert, this is a good thing.
This means I don't have to be stressed
that I can't bought four.
That's true.
Okay fuck, I didn't position.
Oh, my brain is so slow.
I spent too long solving my board and pushing.
Now I can complete that game and we can still play together.
Oh god. Okay, my bad.
I barely even finished my turn.
I didn't even scout.
I need to buy a new disruptor.
any disruptor. I should have marked them. My brain is too slow. Alright, I have the rest
of this game to finish my coffee and wake up. I played that for... I don't know what else
to do differently in the mid game, but I felt so poor for a guy who like, was stars are
born Demacia.
Wait Albert, is this the item that you would keep on your Lux and Zilean?
What do you say?
Are these the items you would keep on your Lux and Zilean?
I would always want to consolidate.
I would always consolidate Woodstaff and Marla, if possible.
I think you should always put it on your weaker carry, and then Giant Slayer of the Lux.
It's not that big of a deal, but if you have two removers, which you do, it's probably worth.
It's like a fair amount stronger, probably like 5%, and then Zillian gets enough coverage.
He spreads it pretty good.
Yeah, I think he actually does have enough coverage, I agree.
Would you have done the GS Augment differently?
I don't like the GS Augment, but I did have two GSs, and I was like, I need some backline
items.
on the 6 gold because I was poor.
With this GS augment, the best I was ever getting was 5th place.
But I definitely lost one place in because I didn't scout that matchup and I positioned
poorly.
Oh, that guy's gonna get Quick Shack or Emblem.
You can actually deny it and reforge.
You have three reforgers.
Okay, now he's gonna hit me and I'm gonna get into next game.
into something that's useful on your board.
And then he'll be like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Is Bruiser good enough?
I don't know.
Bruiser allows you to play Kobuko over Sona.
Oh yeah, I don't think I'm unlocking Kobuko any time soon.
I feel like he's just for 4G or 2.
You're not going to play Ornn?
Uh, ooh.
Oh, Invoker Emblem!
Oh my god.
Yeah, slap that on a random unit
and then move it to Invoker Lux on the next remover.
What happened to my...
Yo, this is like massively outplaying your Lux.
Wait, you might still have it.
Your Garen's like a beast.
Aw.
All right, let me think.
Yeah, you just go 4 Invoker here.
It's weird though, because you can't really,
you can't play the 4 Invoker this turn,
because you have no removers.
Yeah, that's OK.
I mean, I could also just play it and put it on someone random,
but I don't think that's worth.
Yeah, it's got to be Invoker Lux.
Invoker Lux, Shogun, Zilean.
it's like too good
you know i'm gonna say oh my thing got died so fast holy crap
I'm actually a huge believer of, um, oh wow, this guy ran you over.
I'm a huge believer of the, um, zillion on the opposite side tech.
The zillion, I think you just want a zillion to start on the, the tank, right?
Full.
Uh, imagine a world where you're zillion, just like bombs, like this pinch,
and then your luck works on everybody else.
Yeah, yeah, so like I like you just position him in front of like the strongest thing you don't even care where he is
I think right
I
Think in the ideal world you are your Lux's opposite side tank
Zillian same-side tank and then Zillian just insta kill it. It's definitely an idealistic world
He also has your more Marilla voice assets things find the fight normally
Yeah.
Ooh, yeah, definitely get Invoker Lux.
Ooh!
WaySport's nice.
0 item slots left all you can do is just like you just position and you random tanker support
item.
I mean, I think D-Claw is really bad at whatever.
Oh my god, you know what it could have been.
I only just now realized it.
You have a Galio too, right?
What if it was reforged with a Galio TG and then make a 2 item Galio on that turn?
Wait, how did the Warwick get to your backline?
How did it do that?
Let me see what he positioned.
Alright, he just had it on the far side.
Wait, how does it wrap there?
How does that wrap around like that oh wait
Really? That doesn't make sense. Yeah, the work with position in front of, like, six tanks.
Oh, I think I needed to have my zillion more to the right.
Well, and I don't think that's normally the issue. It looks like Garen walks forward,
which causes a tiebreaker. Yeah, and then he just walked on my zillion.
Yeah, but if your zillion's more to your right, then you risk getting stunned and clumped.
I think it's just uh, Garen had to be closer to where Warwick started. I mean, honestly, like, I don't even blame you for this. This looks, this is about what I would do. You protect your locks with this positioning, you let your Garen take the most amount of aggro.
It's also unfortunate my Galio jumped over there.
I mean, that, that parts whatever. That always happens.
happens. Wait, doesn't it jump to the most like units in general? So like, why would
it jump there? Wait, is that how he's supposed to work? Yeah. Are you sure? Hang on. Let
Let me read it.
Uh, Gallio.
Oh yeah, it does say dash into the largest group of enemies.
Wait, that's clearly not the largest group of enemies.
You are telling me off into the corner on one unit is the most amount of...
Oh, you know what I bet it is.
Oh wait, oh wait, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Okay, I just looked it up.
His ability jumps to the large group of enemies.
His heroic entrance is,
it doesn't say anything about how it works.
It's like a it's our right games classic. There's no information on how it works. I
I should just move my garen like I think it was the only one in my pool, right?
It was the only one in my pool. I should have just a throw my garen to the left. That was my bad
No, no, no, like you say that but like if you swap last I can you'd die
Like in theory it's optimal to just always have your garen in front of the warwick no matter what well
like because they can swap on a moment's notice.
It's also important to just like be in front of your carry.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think the only way to prevent that
was to just have not have my zillion in the middle,
probably, and also to like, I don't know.
No, I don't, I'm not even sure.
Box Box, you said you looked it up,
which I thought I thought it wouldn't even matter
how I positioned, because I thought I won that round
for sure, because like, I just assumed my galeo,
like even if there was like some form of gap that my gallio would just like jump
into the middle and then like the wall would be stuck on the gallio.
Yeah.
Unfortunate by RNG.
Box box.
You said you looked it up.
AKA you read your chat.
SMH give us credit.
Bro, SMH give me credit.
I am reading it.
I literally read the entire description before I told Emily Wang what happened.
Give me some credit, man.
Oh my god, bro sips sniped us
Wait, hell yeah, hell yeah
And ice cream store again. Oh hell yeah. Oh
I think you might be mad at me for last game for taking his quick striker spat
Oh, hey, I mean, it's all my turn to be great. He's like her you wait. Everyone's on my side this game
Wait Albert did you tell me to take the quick striker spass and let you would grease me in this game ice cream store?
I'm sorry. It wasn't me with him
Wait, no, I would actually always take the quick sugar spice, it's not about griefing.
You have three of forgers.
Yeah, I agree.
You have three of forgers, no good item to take, like I would always just like, you're
about to go nine, I'll reforge into something, like even like pilt over here and then something,
like it's too good.
Alright, we are in game two now, I forgot to put the scores on my stream.
My ADP is 6 and your ADP is 4.
I'll write these down.
But there's a ram at the thing.
I think I'm in the floppy.
Who?
Noxian is treat killing as a sport.
Guys, after this game, we're running to put up the scores.
Oh, Mr. Boxie has the score.
Oh, thank you.
Nice.
I'm playing that break.
I'll see you guys in a bit.
I hate Prosper Sionia, I swear, like people force it from a war spot.
There was a game I had like I scouted to make sure like people weren't contested. I was like open one way
It's fine like this guy literally started the game with like a tear rod belt
And then I scouted later. He took Pandora's to force it
It was actually insane
Hello plonon oh solo leveling if I had something better than a Breyer one
Fuck I'm what's gonna see you can't do it. Can he I don't think static feels good enough
All right, I just give us some direction here. Oh
I only a holy shit. Oh
Yeah, now I'm like so sad
fuck. Wait, ah. I mean, actually, I do know that Ionia... Ionia kind of links with Noxus
And it kind of links with Bilgewater.
So I wonder if there's some world where I can get really creative.
Yeah, there might actually exist a world.
I'm pretty sure my level 5 goes crazy here.
I'm pretty sure my little yeah my little five goes crazy
I should really get the first couple kills and get the ball rolling
Wait, Albert, are you Bilgewater?
I'm not sure what I am.
Our destiny still awaits us around.
Yeah, I'm not sure what I am.
water noxus emblem. Ishtal, Freljord. Demacia, savings account, Krakenspan.
I think I mentioned the hard-forcing Iolian, I'm not sure. What else is bodyguard Krakenspan with?
Stars are born.
Hello, Chad Figgle.
Welcome.
I wonder if Gargoyle is fine here.
It's like polyfine.
I kind of like Adaptive.
I really have no idea what I'm playing sometimes. I'm just making adaptive and just have something relevant.
I also could play Draven.
I'm losing Prosperous, but I'm playing my strongest board
I think I shouldn't be too groody
Yeah, I think in this spot I could just play build water noxus like driven already kind of links in anyway
Yeah, it already links kind of well like I feel like I shouldn't be too greedy
Probably still better here.
Ah, fuck.
If I don't contest Emily Wang, if I, I'm the only other person who's kind of thinking
about Ionia this lobby, if I don't contest Emily Wang, she's gonna get Ionia for free,
which is a free win.
Well like I'm pretty sure my best play is just playing Noxus Bilgewatered.
Fuck, man.
Like I'm pretty sure my best play is just playing Noxus Bilgewatered.
It's like, it's strong.
Oh! Wait.
Wait.
I- I just remembered that I can Duke Draven. I don't even think you buy this, Darius.
Appreciate it on the clog of your pool
All right, I think I was actually supposed to solve the whole car
Wait, oh my god, I totally forgot you can just dupe the Draven.
I should actually just play Draven and reroll, like no cap, this is the Stealthy VT rebuild.
If you unlock units, not mess with the pool.
If you skip it, you're less likely to see it again.
I actually should have sold the Wukong, like I'm pretty sure Briar is like too good here.
Oh, buildwater, sweethearts, oh sweethearts in general have two emblems.
Mid max could have been like 10 noxus maybe, until they already rolled it.
I think sweethearts is really good.
Give me like a flickerblade for draven, I win the game.
Oh gamblers blade.
Wait, this sounds awesome.
This is like the ultimate money printer, draven.
Yeah.
Uh...
Any other dupes?
Okay, I need to farm build water dupes.
So, what's my board going to look like?
The six units I have right now work really well.
Does anybody remember what the old Draven Rebuild build was?
With like, Draven, Bilgewater?
Should I play on Bessa?
Yeah, I think it's like this.
I actually don't need it though. If I hold it, I'm basically just griefing.
Oh, it's so sad. I kind of had a spot for it. It's not for these emblems.
I'd be like, pogging my pants off at two Wukong's.
I'm just holding the one Wukong if you like the rules at the beginning.
Is it?
I don't think it is.
Wukong is like a natural unit that goes in this build.
Like I promise you, I'm not actually out to get Emily Wang.
I want to beat her, but I'm not going to target Griefer.
I'm holding the Wukong because holding Wukong is good in my spot.
I think I need even Shroud.
Even Shroud Sunfire.
Okay, I need a remover, or I need a duplicator, okay, there it is, it's a shame it's a one-off.
Let's do this.
I'm pretty sure it's actually worth her middle level here.
Okay, I think I'm done with fire.
I know for sure I need to get 7 builds because I'm sweet treats.
Oh my god!
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to skip this Unara, like it's actually not in my interest
to take it.
I have a path to driven 3.
My board makes sense.
Oh, I feel so bad to skip it.
I feel so bad to skip that.
Can I still be offered lesser dupes on 8?
I like more LL for sure here
I'll wait until I'm in I should not I think it's reasonable just do this right now
You only get two doofs I'm pretty sure you don't you I think you only get two mfs
Okay, I think my next in is Swain, which means I actually don't need these Wukong's.
I'll just hit Wukong 2 on my roll down.
This is such a weird spot, but I'm pretty sure I'm just trying to play Driven 3.
Wait, you're kind of strong.
I didn't roll yet.
I don't even think I'm that strong.
contested by by ice cream store who just level to eight and rolled to zero last turn oh my god
i only hit one you know uh i think i like second wind here
glass cannon
boxing lessons
I can't tell what I'm supposed to do here.
Am I supposed to roll on 7?
If I go 8, I can play Swain or Wukong, and it massively improves the strength of my board.
And then Draven's gonna print me like 2, 3 gold per turn, and then another 3 gold every now and then.
But I also know that Draven 3 is like my wincon.
I'm really torn. I need to figure it out right now. But also I have sweet treats.
I feel like it is roll on 7.
I think 3v3 is like pretty hit-able.
Alright, my gut tells me to roll on 7.
Whatever she means, I don't need these.
It's their Germans.
really panicking. Oh god, moderate panic. Driven through the deathblade striker's
flail. I'm just going to go BTFIS for now. Okay, the fact that I hit zero driven makes
me feel like I should just go 8 and just try to stabilize my board. It's actually not that
much on 8 that I want.
Oh my god, I benched my Draven. Oh my god, I got confused. Oh
My god
I spent so long leaving my build shop trying to find a dupe this guy wasn't really in this fight anyway
I really want to unlock this kensh
Oh, I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
I got zero dupes from that.
You can't get any more dupes.
I'm pretty sure I've played Builds of Water before and gotten more than two dupes.
Am I hallucinating?
Can you really only get two dupes?
Maybe I am.
Either way, I'm definitely just all in on the concept now.
Yeah, I'm definitely just all in on the concept.
Which one's better?
And then I go for a first mate's note lock.
I have a TF3 in my shop.
Oh my god, it's not good enough.
Okay, at this point I just find two Nautiluses.
the dragon mirrors.
Look at God.
God, I suck at this game.
Holy shit, my room is too slow.
Oh I feel like my spot was so good if I could solve it out correctly.
Oh my god.
I couldn't solve up my spot in time, holy shit.
Oh, I'm sorry, Elbert.
No, don't be sorry, I'm trash at this game.
No, you're not trash at this game,
I think you're just, I don't think Draven is very good.
Oh my god.
If I could solve up my spot in time,
I knew rolling on seven is correct, I just failed to hit.
I also didn't position on the last five.
I actually could have won the last fight if I just positioned good.
On both of my deaths, I just died because I was too busy thinking about my turn.
What?!
Yeah, that set bug just like...
Actually, it worked out in your favor.
Oh my god, I really couldn't hit Nautilus through there.
Oh, we're calling it so hard to hit this game.
Fuck.
That last fight was just a positioning gap.
My final board was not bad.
Emily Wang's just very strong, and then I lost because I didn't position.
Like, literally everything that could have gone wrong went wrong.
I hit the set immediately.
My draven got stunned for four seconds.
Wait, I don't have anti-heal!
Oh my god.
Oh well.
Oh you honestly don't need anti-heal, it's not that important.
My man stopped re-rolling through costs.
Alright, I know the three costs were really bad.
I'm certain it was correct in this game.
Like, I'm certain that once I had build order knocks and spet, the build that I played was correct.
I just didn't solve it out in time.
Okay, the anti-hill might have been a pretty good try.
Emily Wang's the strongest player in the game, and the only reason I lost her was because I missed Nautilus 3 and I didn't position.
If I hit Nautilus 3 or I position, I win.
That's why I'm so mad at myself.
Like, even with the bad luck, I still could have won if I was just faster in the head.
Like, it's not a 3 cost reveal issue.
Okay, never mind, it doesn't matter.
Emily Wang's gonna get first place this game, and know that I was stronger than her, and I went eighth place because I didn't position.
Every time you do it, it's so sad.
Alright, what do you want me to do? It's literally the correct play.
Do you want me to do the incorrect play? Go level eight and die?
Because if you want me to go level eight and die, you can just say so. It's not gonna do anything.
Would you rather me level up for a one star swing for two synergists?
Or would you rather me roll down, because Draven 3, TF3,
and Nautilus 3.
I didn't hit, but like, it was the correct play.
I'm getting brain-difthed.
Emily Wang is playing well, and I'm playing terrible.
I could be playing well if I just, like, was faster.
Oh my god.
Both of my games were just, like, pretty good spots that I didn't solve out in time.
Don't get mad. I'm not mad.
I'm frustrated at myself for playing badly. That's all.
Would Draven 3 have been strong enough? No, I need Nautilus 3 as well.
That's why I said that I needed Nautilus 3. That's why I was so sad I didn't hit.
Like, my board can get so much stronger there.
It's sweet treats bilgewater with spreading roots.
This is a winout board if you make it past, like, the first hurdle.
What I had to do was get to seven bilge, get all my shit, get my items, and then drop out
of seven bilge and play a swan plus any bruiser so you would drop graves now I'll
be never dropping kentch well let me think no hang on it's not any bruiser
You'd be through Bruiser.
It's drop Graves Fizz for Swain plus one.
Who's the plus one?
You're already at three Noxus.
You're at five Bilgewater and two Bruiser and two Rapidfire.
But I guess it would just be Kindred or a Warden.
Oh yeah, no, it's definitely a Warden.
Yeah so, drop, drop, don't need to play Sion.
So then you're bored, I mean ideally Ornn, but if you didn't hit Ornn Braum would do
fine.
And then Khench.
Yeah, this would be my ideal level 8.
I basically had this board, I just didn't have the Ornn, but I don't care about the Ornn.
What I care about is the fact that I didn't hit Nautilus 3.
Once I get Nautilus 3 with Gambler's Blade and Driven 3, I'm printing so much money for turn.
Oh my god.
I do think I know what went wrong though.
I think what I needed to do,
I'll look at the Vaadin in a sec.
I'm pretty sure it came down to my second augment pick.
I thought I was high rolling with sweet treats
cause like, oh sweet treats plus bilge.
Let me see.
But, the thing about playing Sweet Treats plus Bilge is that once you do that, you have
a very specific game plan of going 7 Bilge and getting as many items as possible.
I'm probably supposed to still click it, but I don't think I'm supposed to change my game
plan.
I could also just win Min Max, which would have been pretty easy.
You could also win Min Max and Reforged Emblems by already having a plan for my Emblems.
Ah, no I think Sweet Treats is still correct, but I just need to like not let it change my
game plan at all. I think Gambos Blade is fine, you print a lot. Yeah, what I need to
do is like not get too greedy for the Sweet Treats game plan and stick to the spreading
roots game plan. Sweet Treats is already good because I'm already plus two emblems.
Are you still watching or do you want to go next? Are there just no way Ryze 2 loses
right level 10 rise oh I'm down to watch my little plate I was just I was thinking
about my game play oh my god oh okay once I wake up I will make the come back
I had such a good spot but I couldn't solve it out in time I also died because
I accidentally benched my carry you actually put your driven three well I
was toggling to buy stats on three and then I didn't put my board back in time
because I was too tired and I got exactly told no no no I think that you and I
are making equal sacrifices for this event for this fight you had to make
sure that you were within 400 LP of me and I had to wake up five hours earlier
than I normally do equal sacrifice I wouldn't have it any other way but yes
I did fall asleep at the wheel and forget to put my carry back in and then I
got exactly filled for it with three more games right yeah so you went four and
three right yeah all right I went six and eight I'm gonna kick your ass they're
We're gonna talk about this comeback for generations.
Okay, Elver.
I hope you go 6-8 again.
Actually, I wish, no!
Wait, what if he got mad?
I took his Quickstruckers bat
and now he's just gonna play what I play every single game.
Wait, hell yeah, he could be the hero I need.
Wait, he gave me the thumbs up.
Oh my god, he's gonna do it.
Oh my god, he's telling you he's gonna do it.
This is how I make my comeback.
A target griefer on Emily Wang's back.
Foxbox is the one that still told me to take the spat!
Just to be clear to that guy if you're listening, I didn't tell her to take the spat to grief you.
I told her to take the spat because she had three reporters.
Is that actually her best play?
Alright, I gotta wake up.
For me to come back from going 6-8, I gotta go like 1-1-1.
Alright, I'll play that break. I'll see you guys in a bit.
And I think about this spot.
Splitter, Spines, Iron, Carapace, Leeching, Nucleus.
It's probably not Ionia.
Multiple Bilgewater players and Void players. That sucks for me. Right in the middle.
Probably still getting planked then.
Oh my god!
Wait, I gotta go look something up.
Wait, is it like actually time?
I have a rod.
I'll do it for bucks, too.
Like, fuck it, wasn't I saying, oh man, I'm contested by everybody?
It's time!
Okay, he needs gunblade, no, ginsu's archangel, ginsu's.
I
Mind don't look I'm gonna kick your ass
Oh, okay Albert no no this augment is broken
Really? It's so broken. I watch on Philip play this comp 10 lose streak zero bow zero rod zero rumbles
And then just got second. He was not first, but I mean I think many he's
Builds waterboard was too couch
interesting what's actually broken I'm not even pulling all right I do it for
box to this is the beginning of the end I'm relying wait no this is actually
at the end the pissing rumble is broken
uh i need to unlock poppy
i just like this turn
Oh wait.
Am I?
Was I even supposed to...
I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure this is supposed to sell, like my little force is always going to just
be for you at all.
Oh yeah, I kind of unlocked it from Jarvan, true.
Sorry, brain's still not on as you can tell.
If you're wondering when does the brain turn on, I'm not sure.
I am three games in.
Yesterday, my match history, I gotta show you guys.
You guys gotta look at my match history from last game.
Or from yesterday's stream.
This is my match history.
It's the full V.
Brain not on, brain turns on, brain gets it all back.
What I should have done was I should have played 5 games before I faced Emily Lane.
Yeah, okay, I definitely wasted her mover.
I have to stall here anyway.
Wait, so what makes this augment so broken?
Is it just the fact that it's uh...
They buffed it.
I mean, to be okay, I know one trust me but I actually took it last patch before it got
like gigabuffed and it was really strong and then they buffed it.
Wait, there's no way it was really strong.
No, it was actually really strong. I almost went first.
Like, I went like second or something, but I could have gone first.
I just, I got my Ziggs wrapped, I think.
And then Minty also almost went first last patch with it.
Gensu's? Gensu's?
Like, it felt really strong. I don't know.
Maybe my lobby was just bad, but like, I swear it was actually good.
I swear.
Rumble on Carousel.
I'm sure I just learned those rockangels.
Okay, it is possible that it was actually really strong, but Box 2 singularly lowered
the AVP of it.
What happened?
What did Box 2 do?
Oh, he just clicks it every time he sees it and he goes A place every time.
Wait, really?
Yeah, so it's a possibility that he was the one who ruined it for everyone.
I wonder, surely they didn't make it like he has to have ginsu's right?
Like I wonder if he can just go full AP.
What is everyone playing?
Something?
What is he playing?
Ionia?
Invoker?
Void?
Uh, T-Hex!
I don't know.
Um, Ionia?
Um, Ionia, Bilge, Void.
Wait, I feel like my analysis wasn't correct.
What is Brosev playing with this emblem?
Gunslinger?
He's not actually going TX, is he?
Is he TX?
No way.
Um, Free Rerolls, Kog'Maw, Void looking, Bilgewater.
Void.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he's probably work, that makes sense.
I guess it doesn't really matter to me what everyone's playing, there's no way anyone's
playing Nortle.
Alright, I'll pray for a bow rod, but I don't know, I'm not feeling too hopeful.
Wait a second, yeah, this guy's holding a full two-star rumble.
Wait, this Rumble has like a 0% chance of being played on his board.
Wait, no way he's denying our Rumble hero, right?
Is he griefing, pissing Rumble?
I mean, it looks like he is.
There's no chance of it being played on his board.
I'm like, did you pay this guy?
I'll try.
The one who's holding three rumbles with no chance of it being played on his board?
He's holding four.
It's one of your subs, isn't it?
No, I don't know him, I swear.
Yeah, I don't know him.
Wait, I might be at beast?
Wait, holy shit.
Wait, what the heck?
What?
Uh, one sec.
Oh my god!
What?
Wait, that guy's holding 4 Rumbles on his bench too!
Yeah.
Wait, I might be the Rumble Whisperer.
So this guy has a Seraphine.
Little Leafy, you have a Seraphine.
Help.
Oh my god, whew, I've had to play the Lulu, it was almost really bad.
High Voltage.
I might honestly just be advanced alone just so I can reclaim my econ.
Crying at river, nah, I'm thinking I'm going for ginsu always here.
Healing orb is kind of interesting.
I don't think it's high voltage.
I'm pretty sure it's actually advanced alone, like restore my econ fully.
worth a lot of money in the long term. Oh also it lets me go 6 right now which is actually
like pretty important. Yeah I think it's actually correct. Being able to go 6 right now and then
rush to eat your order I think is the right play.
The 3 star pissing rumble should already be enough to win.
I'm putting everybody like up a row ahead so rumble never gets hit.
I think I lost.
Wait hang on.
Go get him pissing rumble.
Wait this is very fun to watch.
I will admit Riot Games definitely cooked with this.
Like, it's just fun to watch my guy do his thing.
Yeah, it's like, Automata Cog.
But, no, it's more fun to watch, because it looks like he's being...
What's the best positioning here?
Because I want to make sure my Rumble dies last, but am I really going to just like,
send all these Yordles to their death?
Oh, maybe it's maybe it's the diagonal line. Oh the V
Maybe it's the V. Oh god, isn't the V like perfect for Twisted Fate to hit everything?
Yeah, the Canadian Geese.
Ah, okay.
There's a lot of things that are decent here.
I shouldn't expect the rod.
So if I can't get the rod, belt is good.
I think cloak is good.
Yeah, just the front line, Adam.
Maybe even BT.
I'm shocked that I got that, by the way.
Wait, what do you mean?
You knew you were never getting that.
I didn't know!
You were never getting that.
I didn't know!
I'm so excited to carry a solo against me!
3 cost and you grabbed the 2 cost wait, win trading?
I think there was like a 3 cost cloak and you probably grabbed the wrong one.
Oh my god, everyone is insanely strong.
Oh, I see. This guy's really Niko. And there was a Niko on Karasol. And then the other
guy took the Niko, even though there was a Hieracost cloak.
Oh my god, Gensu's death. Wait, Zoggan's actually kinda sick.
No, it's broken. Like, if you look at the stats, it's probably like averages in the
three. Let me check. Yeah, fuck it. Hold it all. I don't want that guy to think I'm
griffing as Niko specifically. I'm gonna I grief everyone equally equal
opportunity griffer. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Hello, I'm the Wang.
There's no way I can beat this fricking pissing Rubble.
It's actually so strong, like, what is Riot Games thinking, like, these fricking, like,
hero augments are either broken or trashed, like, come on, just balance the game.
bro it's like that meme
the one with the guy who's like
no you have to you know I'm talking about
no I might not be cultured enough to describe it
and then I'm like though I'm like the
ha ha pissing rumble go brrrr you know that one
I I'd have to watch it
watch it what watch where you're from the era of the internet where everything's
a video not these are like images man
I'm from the era before they even have phones
I should have clutched level up, I think it has to be DT, but it could be Starex, I think
Starex, actually.
Oh my god.
Probably Starex BT, actually.
Just get all front items.
And then we go like JG or something.
He's pissing!
I lost.
Okay, I got eight yordles on the board at least.
Wow, I got owned.
17% damage ramp.
I mean, realistically, it's actually a makeshift armor.
Oh, no, it pulled the exiles.
Let me think about it, is it makeshift armor cause like, all my items are consolidated?
Or is it exiles because exiles is just good here?
Oh, they're both good.
I'm gonna eventually get more items.
I feel like I like exiles better.
I feel like I like exiles better I'm not like particularly hurt by uh yeah I'm not particularly
hurt by positioning for exiles.
You need a bigar?
No I think you just play 8 yoratul and then you go 9 and play 1 legendary.
My items like kinda suck.
The only item I could have made that was like kinda close to what I needed was I.E.
I'm GG.
Now I definitely need to get third rumble item.
I'm gonna roll a little bit here and see if I can hit, like, Kabuko.
Oh, Azalean. God, that'd be so good to play.
Is it possible to get gunblade?
Right now, no.
But if I had a gunblade, I would have slimed it. It's definitely his best item.
He scales so hard, so you just kind of keep your frontline alive.
I think JG will do fine though.
Would you ever drop Trist, Lulu, Teemo, and Fizz for Legendaries?
Not right now at 68 HP.
I'm kind of getting owned.
At this HP, I need to farm a 8-Yordle. A lot of the Yordle line, a lot of the point is to
Just like capitalize on the fact you're getting like 6 gold per turn
Let's talk a time. I'm kind of getting owned right now. These items like are really bad. I didn't know what to do with all these swords
I could have held sword. Oh, that's like a lot of unsum components and you're banking on getting exactly a rod
Oh my god, this is gross.
I'm actually just going hodge.
I'm going to have to go hodge.
This is going to make him fall in.
Doop.
How about TG?
Ah, TG!
Kabuko wouldn't be too bad.
Yeah, then I go for Wood Staff maybe.
Sure
That doesn't feel that good
I cannot believe I had like eight components and I couldn't slam a rumble item the closest was like a guard breaker with no crit
It's actually costing me so much hp here
Oh my god, I lost this?
Damn.
Oh my god, it's actually like 4 loss, it's like minus 30 HP because of unlucky items.
Let me try to fix that position.
Maybe gunblade next time if possible.
I would love gunblade, but I need to get a lot here.
I have to get anti-heal, I have to get shred, and like, again, my components was like sword
sword glove glove belt, like, it's unplayable.
My soul was so good, man.
Oh, okay. A win.
Two.
Alright, praying for bow.
I fucking like I could I could play Teemo 3
Is guard breaker not just 20% damage it's a very bad item without JG. I don't think you're making it
Like I'm pretty sure I would still lose if I slump guard breaker
When I say it's like a three out of rumble diff what I mean is like a three good item rumble diff
Okay, there's anti-heal
Alright, got anti-hit, oh I've gunblade.
No, but it's gotta be like, it's gotta be more elo-shiv, right?
It has to be more elo-shiv.
Um.
I'm pretty sure like the anti-heal on the Shred is too important.
We can get a real Rumble item later and then move up, what's left of Teemo?
I can tg fizz now.
We're healthy enough to get to Ziggs.
Nah, I'm probably rolling down for Kenan 3.
For Kenan 3, Teemo 3, I guess that's all I can do.
If I stack 2 more turns to go down, like I'm just dead.
And like, the whole lobby is so close.
Come on, Kublker, Kenan.
Goddamnit.
Oh, 777 in a dupe.
Fuck.
And the whole lobby is so low too.
Any three star frontliner is so good here.
Well fuck, even having Teemo is good.
like extra carry. I know what everyone was taking thanks to the Prime. I feel that when
trying to make a name. Luckily this game plan is really simple so I don't feel like I have
use my brain that much. Oh, Walktiff? Walktiff! Okay! Alright. Okay, that's huge. I'm just
I'm just going to do this. I'm going to try to hit everything.
Really?
Okay. I don't think I'm going to sell a Kabukko.
I was willing to downgrade the small the the backline yourtles
At 30 HP, I wouldn't do that. I like 15 HP. I would definitely sell kabukko
Like I would probably sell Teemo for kabukko, but not the other way around
Yikes, okay Teemo through when I made much of there. All right, so get a real rumble item
Get a real rumble item and then move items.
Okay, luckily, if everybody else in this lobby is good at the game, there's a 0% chance
anyone wants this item.
What?
Wait, he actually wanted it?
There's like literally no weights.
Oh, she's playing Kindred. Fuck, he actually wanted it.
Oh my god.
Alright, I thought he was like target griefing, but he actually was playing Kindred. Fuck.
was not a better tank item oh BT actually like does a little bit unrollable it gives a little
bit of AP but yeah it could have been a better tank item I don't know I think I think I'm
dead like no matter what here. I'm just gonna try to solve it atop 4. Come on BT! Come on BT!
BT RUMBLE!
Is this fine?
I really don't need Tristana anymore, I'm just playing for like top 3.
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to drop one more Yordle.
Well, the only one I can drop is Poppy.
Oh my god, I'm exactly filled? Damn.
Oh, exactly, though. At least it's 4th.
Are you top 4? That's pretty good!
At least I beat my griefery. Oh god, that's actually crazy how hard I got grieved. I don't actually think he was like target griefing, though. He actually needed the ginsues.
Wait, what is that about his Slayer Boy that's so strong?
I can't believe with eight components. I couldn't make a rumble item sword sword glove gloves. Oh, the hell I died 10 years ago
Wait, he popped off. He like kicked my he kicked my ass. I wasn't close
Like I kicked your ass and then he kicked my ass which means
By a transitive property, he's going to kick your ass twice
If I didn't lose 30 HP to being unable to slam a single rumble item or anti-heal item
or shred item with eight components, I could have easily gotten second place this game.
I didn't really see the power of this augment.
My items were so unplayable and it still worked out.
This guy also like, targets me at the beginning.
He like, went out of his way to hold four rumbles,
and pretty sure he lost to e-con for it as well.
I'm degree thing is whatever, like, it's a one cost,
so it's like pretty hard to deny.
I'm just really, really upset about the items.
I can't think of a worse combination of item components,
where you can't slam an item.
You can't slam a support, or,
you can't slam a support, or an AP item
on your three-star hero augment.
Wait, you kicked his ass!
Yeah, I kicked his ass.
Yeah!
I'm the ass kicker!
Is IU playable there?
I don't think so.
If there was a playable item, it'd be QSS,
but it's really bad.
Bro.
I honestly, maybe I should have done the same HP though.
Oh
My chat is telling me that broseph crashed in the middle of his turn
Oh
I mean, I how is there a two I don't think you can beat me right like surely
Yeah, sure you did hit
Okay, honestly, I think I should have, that was my bad, I think I should have just moved
my Zerath to the right, like out of the danger and just kept her off the Fraw Yord, I don't
know why I greeted that, that was really bad.
I'm not sure if it was winnable though, because the Sire overruns Zerath before you can cast.
I think my Xerath got stunned twice, like was the problem, because I think he has double mana, he could have passed it twice like fast.
Yeah, also if I had Brom too, I would have won, unfortunate.
My frontline was just way too bad, like my frontline was so bad.
Like I'm Brom-like.
Yeah, ends are probably supposed to be on Sedge 2 until you hit.
Not that it probably mattered.
Oh yeah, I probably should have just moved it.
Oh, I had CC immunity, okay, then I mean my frontline was just too bad.
Alright, let me run the calculations that are required for me to somehow come back from
this.
Tell me your placements again.
4, 3, 2.
So your average placement is 3.
And I just went 8, 6, 4.
I could go 8, 8, and you could go 1, 1.
I think I need something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's run the simulations really quick.
So if you go, your average person is 3.
I'm 8, 8, 25, and mine was 8, 6, 4, 1, 1.
Oh, I actually have some leeway.
We can go 2 and 7.
If we go 2, 7 and 2, 7, I'm still in.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Are we, is the 5 games or 6?
It's 5.
5.
We got Robin
You know, it's really messed up the other day Albert. We're mostly you know, uh-huh
And we rolled at the same time
Uh-huh, and I had two you know ours and he had like four and then he just kept rolling to zero every turn and
Held six you know ours when I only had to Robin did that
Yeah, and then I never hit you know, I too but he like I mean
He also like because he did that he couldn't like go nine and stuff
Oh, so he went fourth and I went like seven.
Yeah, I see.
That's fucked.
You should challenge him to a $1,000 money match.
All right, I think if you go better than fifth place
this game, I think it's mathematically over.
But until then, the dream is alive.
This is going to be the beginning of the beautiful comeback that they'll talk about for generations.
My brain's finally on.
Wow.
Am I really going to go down on this ship?
Of Lulus?
I mean, no way, right?
No way, right?
No way.
It comes down to our Gordle game, right?
Wait, well, okay, imagine Curse Crown.
Oh, it's golden golly, yeah, it's not possible.
Okay, it's probably on Locke Ori.
I'm probably playing like a really standard game.
on him. Slamour alone most likely. Heroic grab bag is an instant or E2.
You advance loan is in general pretty good.
I feel like I should play hero grab bag.
He's an ori too insane.
Advanced loan on golden gala is really good as well though.
No, I'm pretty sure it's actually Heroic Grabbeg.
Okay, so here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to sac one until I hit either a Vi or an Ori.
Yeah, I'm going to wait until I hit a Vi or an Ori, and then I'm going to spike with
two star two star is that better than just going advanced loan though advanced
loan when you know that the next augments golden is like pretty good
but I don't think I'm gonna win if I just double do for it right now I think
We need one more two star unit, either DRIVIN or VILE.
Alright, SCOUT.
Stinger here, Augment.
Builds Water.
What's the Aeonia?
Blades.
Emily Wing is probably holding my hand this game.
Void, double-chilled Malzahar, savings account.
I have a bad feeling that Robin is also going to be holding my hand.
Ah, maybe it was advanced loan.
I feel like there's a pretty high chance I can play for Windstreak though.
I just faced two of the stronger players.
Come on, I got two outs.
Two outs baby.
Are you going to unlock Bard?
No, no, no.
Actually, hang on.
Okay, no, no, no, it's fine.
I got it, I got it.
Okay, I was getting a little nervous.
Cause like two outs isn't actually that high.
Like I wouldn't roll if I had two pairs.
I would roll if I had four pairs.
So I was getting a little nervous that I wasn't going to natural anything good here.
Like, now my board's crazy again.
What build are you playing?
I'm...
Why does it look like we're always playing the same thing?
Yeah, wait.
If you could not hold my hand for once, I would appreciate that.
Wait, wait, I did not hold your pissing rumble hand!
Please do not hold my pissing rumble hand
But uh take notes of my Orianna 2 and my vi 2. They chose me not you
I'm pretty sure I'm playing this under
Can I recommend you the Masiya I
Mean I'm down to play the Masiya my problem with that is this the fricking shins out reroller always takes all your units. Oh
Oh, yeah, that's true. That does suck. I hate these this shins out augment like it actually makes me angry
Wait because you're contested or you just hate it in general. No, I just hate it because it's broken. I don't understand
Like I feel like it's actually so broken and then like like the person just like if you see someone with it
They just like win stage two win stage three and then they they like backstage work as a head and they just went out
Like it's it's so unjust
It's so unjust.
Yes!
You and I are where are definitely like opposite sides of like the coin.
Like I'm thinking like Hurrogman's Pog like Tuber's baby.
Like holy shit it's fun.
Like I'm even happy for my opponents when they get them.
No, no, no.
You know how many times I've seen the hen?
Like once in like 700 games.
But then some other people get it like once every five beeps.
Like I don't understand.
I might be okay.
What if I get it?
my pissing rumble game, where's my Zahen game? It's always the enemies, it's never me!
And then like, okay, this carol augment, I would also be okay with it if it's just not
It's not so impossible to deal with stage two, stage three.
Alright, I'm back.
Wait, so let me get this straight, your complaint is that, your complaint is that you don't
get offered the hero augment but other people do.
Yeah.
I understand.
If no one can have it, if I can't have it, no one else can.
Oh, has anyone ever told you like the tech to get offered hero augments more often?
Oh, like you put it on your board beforehand or something?
No.
Oh, what is that?
Only one person can be offered a hero augment at a time.
Like if I have the, uh, the Viego hero augment and you have six Viego's and you really want
it, well you have to wait, you have to wait to do is you have to like wait for the person
has it in their augment select to reroll it or confirm their augment and then you can be offered it on a reroll
So if you actually like have five viego's or if you have like two shinjows and you're waiting for like the augment
It's good to like wait a little bit for some people to confirm their augment
And then in the off chance that they had it in their shop. It can now be offered to you
That's smart
So yeah, if I have like three viego's I'm just gonna like wait like 20 seconds for it before I reroll any augments
But the reason they do that is because they don't want you to be able to like, uh, what's
the word?
Like, if you will get offered a vehicle here argument, they're just like both dead.
So it can only be offered to someone if no one else has it in their shop.
Yeah, I'm glad we did that though, because like, wouldn't it be really bad if there were
people-
Wait, that was-
Oh, maybe you could have that happen.
Yeah, I remember that.
That's what I remember.
There's three vehicles in my shop.
Wait, oh my god.
Hero augment on 3-2?
Yeah, goodbye.
I
Chained it
I feel that's not a change of double trouble
Activate emergency always someone's game running it down with double trouble
Is there any chance it was actually I built this?
No, I'm too weak.
Is it Scarra?
Oh, he's level 6.
Holy shit, he's level 630.
Oh my god.
I could go Pyro Maniac, Sunfire, Red Buff, Morello.
No.
I've been offered cosmic calling like every game today.
It's not mace as well.
Earth scambit.
Wait, does that anvil? If you have an anvil on your bench, does it count slamming?
Friar, it's actually kind of nice.
Spray Link is simple.
It counts positively.
Like, I'm not gonna get slamming value if I don't...
Fire it and mom's kind of sick.
I can do it. I can cook.
Okay, I'm a bit nervous about this, but I feel like I can cook.
I also, I missed an acceleration gate, which is a little unfortunate, but not the end of
the world.
Okay, so that's failure at emblem.
I won't slam it until I'm sure of it, though.
I need to see a Sejuani.
I knew that I had to leave the ball open for either Bruiser or Freljord, but if I won I lost.
Roll once.
7 next turn if I win
Okay, I feel like there exists a crazy Frawler'd play here like with seven Frawler'd
And because I miss on my four pilt over I'm like really down
I got owned.
What about losing going Invoker's Spite?
I don't think Invoker's Spite was that good.
I probably would rather do Bruiser or Friar Yard.
I'm down to just a Grom.
I think there's a lot of AD in this lobby as well.
AD, AP, AD.
Wait a second.
Emily Wang, are you Earth's Gambit, Lissandra Seraphine?
No, I'm the mafia.
Okay.
How did you also gambit? What the hell?
What did you gambit too?
What the heck?
You're copying me.
No, you're copying me!
Wait, what the problem is?
What if I don't hit the Demacia squad?
I'm 4 Demacia, 3 Invoker.
More Swim Bear than J4.
I don't think that's true.
Like, as a tank maybe, but Jarvan's buff is actually really good and I need damage.
Okay am I crazy for thinking this is better?
I feel like this is always better.
I don't think the magnetron coil is that good.
Okay, I like really want to play Southern Freljord, but I don't want to play with Trindamere.
I want to play with Volly Bear.
I could also just play the Lissandra Seraphine build and then do like Freljord, uh, Freljord
or Nectin or something.
Been enjoying the YouTube videos.
Nice.
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My editors work very hard to make good videos. It'll make them happy to hear you like it
Oh wow, I came in a look at this turn
I need Bruiser Invoker or Yordle. I have two.
fully bramble vests.
Okay.
Definitely enough AD for making me think bramble is a good slam.
I'm gonna reforge the other chain.
Probably should reforge this first.
He has a guarantee.
That's what I'm saying! Like, these people are- AHH!
Is it Spark?
Is it Spark, Blue buff?
Alright, I feel like Archangel's is too good.
AHH!
Double adaptive's a bit weird.
I think this always happens. The guy re-rolling, like, shins out, always has a guarantee on- on 6.
Like, I-
I think I need to shred now so I'll wait.
I can't unlock Volibear unless I get something that gives me a lot of HP here.
Maybe I get like the Bell Augment, I unlock Volibear right now and I'm actually down.
It's not Miss Hall.
Bronze for life is an interesting idea but I'm not confident.
I feel like my board won't eventually have it.
Maybe salvage bin.
3-3's, they just nerfed this.
I think salvage bin is fine.
Wait, is this a little buddy's comp?
Not really.
A little plurage as well for one-stars.
fuck. oh my god i i lose this because the shinjiao wraps to my backline as i fall it's
just like not finishing my turn in time diff.
aww god
that's actually just like, position and gap
Fuck, that's just me not finishing my turn on time.
How many times am I gonna lose to that, man?
It's a pretty, it was a pretty important round too, because I took too long to click salvage
bin.
Okay, I need to, I need to avoid stuff, and then I can drop Zoe, but for now like I gotta
I'm gonna play the Zoe.
Warp actually looks really good. I feel like I've gotten owned by Warp every single game.
Alright, we gotta roll for at least a two star frontliner.
I have Spark available if I salvage.
Maybe I should go for the surfing, then.
Okay, I think I'm just all in now.
God damn it.
Oh, my brain's not on.
I don't think I'm going to play a single one of these games well.
It's my fault.
Alright, focus.
Maybe you can just hit.
I don't need spark.
This is Anivia, I don't think my 4-plot over is good enough, oh my god, just roll once.
Your heart is like a warm blanket in a winter storm.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
My board actually sucks.
It's not too bad if I end up hitting this in Seraphine, but my account wasn't that good. It was like average.
I do have Shred, I do have anti-heal.
Minems are a little stuff though.
I'm lacking so much damage.
Okay, Nassau's over by then.
Oh, then it's Voleon if I can later.
Yeah, this board looks good to me.
I think it's almost always going to be JG, yeah.
JG, blue buff, maybe Starks
Oh, fuck.
Wait.
I don't like- I don't want gold to buy cell.
Oh my god, I didn't have one gold to buy sell.
I couldn't salvage the spark into a JG.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I had SHIV available, but I needed one gold to...
Oh my god, I'm actually still bad at this game.
Alright, I'll try this one last time.
I'm just looking for a road home.
JG Nashers.
No they...
Nooo fuck. Then you...
Godfucking damn it man.
I can't believe I didn't move one gold for that.
The only way I can get shit is if I salvage the Nashors.
I'm dead.
Oh my god, my brain's not on man.
I can't believe I just lost the game because I didn't save one gold to salvage my spark.
My board is actually good at the end too.
Nah, I'm actually trash though.
I think every single game was horribly played.
My brain's just not on.
This combo's utterly dog.
It's a good combo.
I just played it bad.
I'm serious.
Every single game was winnable, top-forcible, if I just played correctly.
You can tell because I'm not even finishing my turn in time to scout, I'm just sitting
here trying to solve up my board.
Every single game, I took something that made the game more complicated and then I didn't
finish my turn in time.
Earth's Gambit significantly increases the complexity of this line because you have
to figure out, you have to flex between like three options, three variants of the spat
based on what you hit.
I tried to get Volibear, failed, tried to figure something out, failed.
There was like a winning combination of items, but I couldn't figure it out.
As you saw, I didn't save one gold to salvage the spark.
I think we're 7-8 together.
Wait, hell yeah.
Twins.
Oh my god.
I don't understand.
Let me think.
Alright, I think I know what I have to do.
I have to do the box two thing.
I'm gonna, for like the next ten games, I'm just not gonna up the complexity ever.
I think every single game I took a complicated line, and then I failed to solve it out, and
then I died not because of the board, but died because I was slow.
How many times did I just spend so long thinking that I didn't even finish my turn in Scout?
I think every single game, probably like at least five of the turns.
My final board is actually good enough to win a lot of these fights.
Like the salvage bin grief and the bat positioning cost me so much.
Every single one of these fights is just a guaranteed death because some guy is just rolling on 6 and hits a guaranteed 2!
It's okay, I'm gonna land.
Whoa, holy shit, I'm sinking here.
Yeah, let's get up with a 0 second Q.
I think I have the guaranteed win but we can play this out anyway and see the final score.
I've learned my lesson.
Wait what?
I know, all five games I chose a really complicated line, except for the Pissing Rumble, that
was my only top four.
But the other four games I chose complicated lines and then I died because I couldn't solve
it in time.
Hmm, but you're sitting here complaining about not hitting your unit. I'm sitting here every single game saying God
I wish I had more time. Yeah, I know I sat there with an unfinished board. I
Didn't that's how I lost so much. I'll be because I was just like playing complicated things trying to solve boards when in
Reliability there's like five easy comps. I can play and I can just sit there and
Try to hit my unit
All right
For the next 20 games, I'm gonna do what I told Box City to do. I'm just gonna keep it incredibly simple
Zero complicated lines for the rest of today
No more random emblems no more flexing into complicated lines that require multiple pivots
I'm trying to like put the fries in the bag and play the easiest lines that I know I can play correctly
Yeah, I'm only going to choose lines that I know I can play 100% correctly, but I'm
I'm just like so mad at myself for trying to do these complicated things thinking I can do it.
Think I have the brain for it, then I don't.
I'm most likely to moss it here Oh God my really continuous conjuration
really? It's my only choice. Alright, that's Unlocked Vagar. Or sorry, Unlocked Puppy
for it in slip. I've heard Demacia Vhagar is good. How do you play it though? I'm going
Let's go look up a team planner.
Or do I win this?
Holy shit!
Wait, is this actually the rare yordle game?
Wait.
Wait, am I crazy? Is this actually a rare Yordle game?
Oh my god.
Wait, it's Yordle into guaranteed Vhagar.
I'm not sure if it's a high roll, but I think it's my best play.
I have to deal how much damage? 38,000 magic damage and then I'm guaranteed.
Okay, I mean let's just deal 38,000 magic damage. How much am I dealing this round?
1,000? 1,000,000?
Hope the hero likes me.
Wait, is that ever?
Hmm.
Should I get Freaky?
If I get Freaky in level, I could actually probably win this round.
Well, I think I only lose one matchup normally though.
Okay, okay, don't get Freaky.
I'm pretty sure I win like three out of four matchups here.
That was like so time to level up.
Okay, uh, I think I just go mana.
Just go tier or tank.
What's the score?
Oh God, the score.
It's really bad for me.
Oh, I thought I wouldn't.
It's a good thing I didn't level.
I don't want to get the score.
I think there's a 0% chance I can win even if I go first and the win goes 8.
But I'm not too upset about it.
Well, I'm upset about how bad I played.
I'm not upset about anything else.
I played really bad.
Every single game I was just too slow.
I think every single game that I played today, if my brain was like 5% faster, I'm like at
at least top four. Every single game I could there was a path to top four if I
like scouted position correctly and like solve up the boards that I solved out
but solve them out a little bit faster.
Am I down the level for two synergies here?
I feel like it's worth it.
It sucks that I don't have any upgrades though.
Yeah, what if we did checkmate format?
How funny would that be?
It's like, now that I'm about to lose, I go into the column like,
Hey Emily, you want to do a win or take a last round?
Nah, she earned the win. We'll give her 1,000k.
I'll train up for her next year's fight.
I can't believe I'm actually playing Vhagar. Holy shit.
How high would that be though?
The line is so easy.
I think I have like the max amount of yordles without heading into a two star.
Oh no, that's not true.
That's not true. I could actually hit one more rumble.
Yeah, I could hit one more rumble.
Oh nice. That was actually pretty lucky.
Who are you, Vigor, Elvir?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm keeping it simple.
I love Vigor. Vigor is so fun.
Wait, is he actually good?
Um, I think it's good if you get it like stage 3.
Uh, the one time I played it, a certain evil person took all my rods off Karasol so I couldn't
get into phase 4 and it was real bad.
Why would Scarra do this?
I know right?
Scarra.
Come on.
I'm pretty sure damage on this round counts, so I should actually like scatter my damage.
I'm like scattered losing.
Okay, after this creep round I have to play the ad break.
with that. I forgot to play it earlier because we just like instantly tilt-cued because we went 7-8.
Oh, Void Staff is nice. That's actually perfect. I have a tank item.
30 gold is a tank item. Tank item? Hmm.
So I want Blue buff or Void Staff.
It's got to be wood stuff, yeah it's got to be wood stuff, I think in general like if
You don't have a former Shred you're trolling.
We can still go blue buff later.
Yeah, even right now, Void Staff is a lot stronger.
Because my whole team has magic damage.
That's like definitely just playing itself.
I need 7 so I can go 8.
What I want here, cheer.
Thank you, more dog.
Really needed that today.
little Haruto Kaneki, thanks for the 2 months.
Alright now we rush to 8, get Vega unlocked and 8 Yordle at the same time.
Also, if it actually came just in time, I'm pretty sure this fight is a blue buff death.
Oh, I'm doing so much magic damage now.
Oh wait.
Oh, I think I lost actually.
No!
My streak!
Okay, I didn't really thought my board was good.
Hello, Waste Broughts Killer. And thank you, Flying Stain.
Oh, Paradoxical. Thanks for the 20 months.
Wait, I'm not nearly as strong as I thought. What the heck?
Oh, you know this guy's also strong. He's a little seven spent all his money
Okay, my backline items are good we need to go for online items now belt chain cloak
Look. In what order? I already have anti-heal, I already have shred, so it's just pure tank items.
I think all of them are fine. I think I prefer the belt, I believe.
I'm pretty sure it's just like a pure warmogs, it's really nice.
AD. Wait. Is this AD?
I feel like it's Warwick. I'm not sure.
Uh, AD, AD, AD, AP, AD, AP.
I am down to use my roll here and see if I can just hit, like, any two-star.
I feel like this is a more complicated position I can do here, but the default seems fine.
Now it's just a race to activate my continuous conjuration, 22k damage right now.
Okay, whole lobby is kind of strong.
Every single person I face has spent money.
Ah, fuck, was I supposed to level?
No, I don't think leveling changes anything here.
I think it's fine to just like lose and then go 8.
Okay, down to chase these thrusters.
At least, not yet. I was never worried.
I'm going to wait until I get the damage.
Emily Wang tell me you do zero damage.
I do I do zero damage. Really? Yes. I need this fight to last a long time
Don't worry. Every fight has been taking like 30 seconds. Oh
Over I'm so poor like I don't think I've ever been this poor before in my entire lifetime
life of a lawyer
You said you do zero damage
I don't know why you're the only person that died right away
by now ladies did I like I don't even think I killed like two units
I was struggling as everyone else oh that's that that moderately implies that I'm the
problem yeah run blade mashers are you actually
Okay, wait, uh...
I do think it's Gumblid for sure.
Okay, unlock.
Okay.
Okay, unlock.
Okay, you just have to go here to get the yodel grab bag, I think it's worth it.
And then I probably won't use any of my free rolls until I unlock Vagar.
How many more rounds until I get it?
One more round? Okay.
It's okay, next lifetime we'll be rich.
Why don't rageblade guard breaker? Rageblade's bad. A lot of people think rageblade's good. Rageblade's really bad
It's not this
Max build is interesting, but it's like
It's very specifically
Like hit your three star
Don't think it's mess hall
Is there a malicious, no.
Alright, fuck it.
Oh, he's at a Timo 3.
I don't think it's malicious, I think I'm too weak right now.
How do you have zero gold?
It's because I send it to 8 for Yordle, grab bag.
It's what you're supposed to do on your Yordles, because sending it to 8 with zero gold is
better than staying at level 7 with 50 gold.
You get to play a slightly stronger board with 8 Yordle, well, not slightly, it's a
lot stronger, and then you get 6 gold per turn.
So it's like, would you rather make 5 gold per turn with 50 gold on level 7, or would
you rather make 6 gold per turn?
I don't get me wrong, I might be dead anyway, but I guess that's the highest chance of being good.
And then I shouldn't just spike to a vigor right now.
Oh wait, no, fuck. I don't even get vigor this turn.
I have to...
Oh my god.
I have to unlock my rods and then give it... Oh my god.
I do think it's going to be double Rabidon's Fizz.
I think it's double Rabidon's going to go on Fizz.
like that. Vhagar doesn't actually want the rabbitons, from my understanding. Well, he
might want it at the very beginning, but then he quickly out-skills it. I kind of like it
on Fizz. Two-star Fizz can maybe start one-shotting people. My Fizz like, split his damage perfectly
between everybody and kill no one. Oh god, I'm so fucked. Okay. One of the odds that
I go Vagar too on this turn and turn it all around.
He guys just lied to me and just like start pogging at Vagar.
It just just lied to me.
Oh I wasn't even thinking what I want here.
Glove?
Chain?
Oh my god, I think me and Albert are gonna die go seven eight again.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, do not compare me to you.
Oh, sorry, I was unmuted, oh my god.
I didn't mean to say that I'm unmuted.
I'm gonna pop off right here.
to
fuck oh god that's so sad all right that's just the APM death that's
cuz I sat there considering a bruiser maybe this has me
Okay, let me think for a second about the strongest configuration of items.
Alright, it's just all of these items start to big R.
He's Nashus for sure because he has built an crit.
I feel like Gunblade's kind of good on him, but I saw all these items.
Yeah, I think this is correct.
You have this weird situation with Fizz.
You have this weird situation with Fizz, Vhagar, where at the beginning, Rabadon's is kind
of good on Vhagar, and then it quickly becomes not good because you get so much AP from everything
else.
I'm kind of the one remover, so I think I'm just going to keep it like this.
Vhagar really likes Nashor's because his ability can crit by default.
He also has good coverage with Void stuff, and then he just wants to cast a bunch of times.
I think I just keep it this way.
Although, I feel like I'm definitely not going to hit any three stars.
Yeah, I feel like I'm definitely not hitting any 3-star 4 costs here.
I think I just have to use this dip on Kubo-Ko Kennen, but like if I hit Kennen, Kubo-Ko
3-star, it might be good enough.
Are you gonna unlock fizz?
Unlocked fizz?
Are you gonna unlock fizz?
Okay, I think I need to get here.
Can do voids left Teemo.
Alright, I definitely have to just send it for like any three star
Ah, fuck, I know, I know, I know.
I know he can already crit, but I think there's my strongest configuration.
And then maybe swap JG with, oh, I think it's swap JG gunblade, swap JG gunblade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have exact enough removers.
Oh, that's actually gonna be sick.
Yeah, my fizzle like one-shot people.
Alright, deal.
Okay, thank god I have exactly two removers.
I keep getting distracted by these Wukong's.
It's like probably not worth it unless I'm on last life.
On last life, I probably dropped some of your Urdles.
Okay, I'm just going to dupe this guy.
Oh, fuck wait.
Yeah, I'm just going to double dupe this guy.
Wait, what?
Do I have a brain disease?
are you strong Albert please be weak sorry no I have a disease you're fine
what's your disease for some reason I thought I had a cubo 3 so I just double
Now I'm on 7 Kabukos.
Wait, what? How did I think I had a Kabukko 3?
I also lost this turn because I didn't scout. If I moved my fizz I had it.
I think I'm dead.
Alright, any miracles? Any miracles that involve my guy one-shotting the enemy carry?
Uh oh.
Come on, fizz.
I need you to one-shot.
Wow, my fizz is actually like popping off.
Oh, he barely didn't kill him time.
Wow, I suck.
I can't believe I thought I had... I can't believe I thought I had 3 star. Oh my god.
I didn't like it, I just like tripled through the cannon and held on for like two more placements.
But I wanted to die with a dream of 3 star.
Oh fuck.
My fizz was almost him. He actually popped off that fight and almost killed like three people.
But then he lost everyone at 1 HP, which is a classic fizz move.
The only way I can win that is with Kennen 3.
That was painful to watch. Oh, I mean, the entire 5 game series was painful to watch. My brain is not on.
All 5 games, I lost because my brain's not on.
Oh god.
over I think we just went six seven great hell yeah but what a way to end it oh my god
Actually it was 6-7. Okay, I lost the game when I chose my augment on 2-1. Like it is what it is. It's my own fault.
All right, it was a hard fought 6-7. Let's go calculate the placements.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
All right, I'm on my way. Can you read me your placements out loud for the last five games?
times.
3, 4, 3, 2, 6, 7.
All right.
Your average placement over the course of five games was 4.4.
All right, so for you to have won this $1,000 money match,
you need me to score lower than 4.4, or higher than 4.4.
And I went 6, 8, 4, 8, 7 for an average placement
6.7 I actually rounded up to 6.7 is actually 6.6 oh I should have lied it was a hard
match Emily Wang for the first round after that it wasn't that hard fought you
did a good job I think I have a lot no I think I have a disease to I just okay I
think I need to not reach out we over have you feel that one like sometimes
you have like the correct like thing in your mind and then your chat all like
type something and then you're like fuck it I mean sometimes but when that
happens I blame myself, I don't blame my chart.
No, it's not your fault, it's my own fault for reading you and deciding that what you
said was cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, that's always going to happen when you stream.
People always suggest random ideas.
Yeah, I got to tell you about the Mitten's Shinja incident.
Mitten's?
What happened?
happened? Oh I was portable forge Zahen hero augment and then I had like mittens
and like three like whatever artifacts everyone's like oh my god mittens so I
was like really okay I clicked it and then I realized something mittens is
traditionally good on melee carries it gives you moving speed attack speed and
like immunity to CC like some CCs and then I realized after taking it and
watching it for one fight that Zahen has zero percent attack speed scaling he
He has already high movement speed, so Mittens does nothing.
And he's already CC immune for 75% of the fight while he's casting.
So Mittens actually does literally nothing.
He like helps him auto attack like the first three times at the beginning to get into his
first cast.
It was literally so bad I instantly reforged it.
Oh, what'd you get?
What's it better?
Oh, I did end up winning out.
I took an augment literally just for the reforger, the one that gives you two emblems and a reforger.
I took that, reforged the artifact plus two emblems and I happened to get things that worked
out and I won but like it was so stupid. I never felt more like an idiot when I
clicked that argument or when I clicked the mittens. No yeah I by last game I
haven't been this broke in a game since like probably the entire set. I started
the game with a golden Niko and no econ and no econ augments so I was just
sitting there literally zero gold the entire game oh it was so rough. Are you
to keep playing by the I'm probably not gonna keep playing I think I'm playing
really bad now I mean I kind of am like this where like if I play like past eight
games a day I think I play worse okay maybe I'll play some off-stream yeah I
noticed that you always and you're sure to continue playing anyway I think it's
so funny oh yeah yeah because I am I usually like do something rest for like
30 minutes I lay in bed stare at my ceiling and I think about how much LPI
lost and I can't even rest so I get back up and I go on my computer and I play more.
Yeah every time I see you end stream like every time you read to me 30 minutes later I'm like
what you're in game. You guys know what that means right? She hates you.
No Chad, I don't hate you guys!
I just um I just you know sometimes sometimes you just want to relax you want you want to have like
You know, like a boxbox stream on your second monitor, chill, play, you know, watch some streams, you know?
I love you guys. I don't hate you guys.
Okay, all right
So
Uh, so to formally finish off this uh, this match you did win by a margin of about 18 placements
Congratulations, I will be sending you your 1000K shortly in the mail.
What are you going to do with your 1000K?
I'm going to buy a massage chair.
I'm going to be honest with you, any massage chair that you can get for $1000 is not going to be very good.
Okay, I'll put it towards a-
Yeah, I encourage you to sparge and retreat yourself.
Get a nicer one.
Yeah.
You've got to get one that makes you want to go to your house just because it's like,
like, oh, did you hear like Emily has a massage chair?
Kind of deal.
I got my massage chair like three years ago.
It was my first big adult purchase
where I was like, I'm a growing as adult.
I can spend my money how I want.
Massage chair, used it about eight times
and then never again.
Now the only person who uses it
is my mom when she visits once a year.
Oh.
Wait, I remember you bought like a really, really nice couch
the last time I like visited.
But it was just a long time ago.
Like you splurged on like a really nice couch.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's because it's like Legos
and you can like move it around
and get information and every day when you have friends over
you can swap the formation to something else.
Now that's a good purchase.
That couch was lit.
I really liked that couch.
I kind of want one.
Yeah, she takes up a lot of space.
Yeah, that was my first adult purchase
back at my hometown.
And now the only person who uses that couch is my mom.
She's like hell bent on getting our money's worth out of like these expensive pieces of furniture
So she like uses it out of spite to like stick it to the man and get get our money's worth
My parents I could like that too
All right, okay, thank you for the the show match Albert was really fun. I hope you get all your LP back now. Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna do the Q in full V
Once my brain turns on
Yeah, you ever hear about the full V?
Yeah, yeah, you said you heard about it at first when you guys spent like a night in bed together or something, right?
Yeah, we were playing TFT in bed in a hotel room while everyone else was not drinking, and then he was like the sexiest thing a man can do is full V.
And I actually, okay, the thing, you know, in that hotel room, I was the hotel room right next door.
Oh, to Cune's room and I heard them in bed together talking about the full V through the walls because they were so thin
So it was like literally Albert and Cune in bed together and then me next door just eavesdropping
Are you gonna drink you're not drinking with everyone?
Okay, no, I went. Oh my god. I went out drinking the first night and it was the biggest mistake of my life. I think
Okay, so we all went drinking and like
like they had these like beer towers like they were like just giant towers of beer but
then they poured like a ton of soju in the beer towers so like it's like a lot more
alcohol than just beer but it just kind of tastes like beer so you don't actually or
I didn't actually like realize how much alcohol is drinking and um yeah me and Dish soap died
and then the next day I decided not to go out because I was like oh my god that was
real bad and then Dish soap went out again and had like another 30 shots.
So me and that, like that DigiDuo's event, me and Dish Soap just went 8888 every game
because he was hungover every day and I was, I mean, I'm hungover every day playing this
game, like even if I'm not hungover, so yeah, I was just cooked.
Oh, wait, I didn't know Dish Soap goes so hard.
Wait, what a beast.
Yes, I didn't know either.
He goes so hard.
Huh.
Okay.
I didn't realize that's what you guys lost.
I don't really think our team was going to win that event, but uh.
Oh yeah.
I see you guys got sabotage sabotage by alcohol. Yeah, we got sabotage by alcohol. And then I mean
Saikunno only play TF and then I I I'm just there and then cutie is cutie
Okay, yeah, okay. I'll see you. I'll see you tomorrow, Albert. I'm gonna go like Vod for you or
something or maybe like oh yeah, you're playing the tournament tomorrow, right? Yeah, tomorrow at
I don't know what time it is, but sometime tomorrow.
Okay.
Alright.
I'll wire you your 1000K tonight, because I'm going to forget if I don't get it.
Alright.
Thanks for showing up to the show, Mitch.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Alright.
Check us out.
I'm changing my title to Brand On.
By clicking the update stream info, my brain legally is required to be on now.
I can play better.
Oh my god, literally like 5 games of brain off.
Hello, hell dog pie.
Your average place is so much higher, congrats on the victory.
Yeah, 6.6, baby. The number was larger, so I win.
Emily Lang said I'll let you off your 100k debt if you give 10 subs.
Wait, she's trying to let me out of my own predicament that I put myself in?
I dug myself into a hole and she's trying to get me out.
Yeah, you want my massage chair instead?
I'll bring it over to you.
I'll give her the $1,000, she doesn't have to let me off the hook easy.
All right, brain on
Brain on brain on woman booba
I need frontliners.
guys I'm having a brain-off moment I'm actually having a brain-off moment is
it ever ashtrend oh my god what if it's ashtrend well thank you Emily laying for
the raid I'm gonna go earn it all back all the LP that I've lost today in our
match. Okay it's never this guy. What if I just like unlock him? Like what's the
worst that could happen if I unlock him?
Oh my god.
Two gold for free?
Alright, am I either playing Auri or I'm playing Ash Trin, based on what my argument is.
Oh.
Hmm.
I think that's interesting
Okay, all right, well, I don't have any other Ionians
Okay, I've probably solved this.
Thank you Emily Wang for the raid.
Thank you for showing up to the match.
I appreciate that you showed up to the match and you didn't know existed until the day
before.
You played well too.
I probably have to solve this.
If I made 10 earlier, I could have- well, if I made 10 earlier, I wouldn't have been
able to make that.
Guys, what if I force Ashtrend?
I think like zero people play Ashtrend on this patch in Challenger.
What if I'm the only one who makes it work?
What if I'm actually just the ashtrend whisperer?
Am I willing to gamble my life on it?
My LP?
I swear, I swear I'm onto something.
Anyway, Emily Wang's chat.
I just want you guys to know that next time Emily Wang and I fight, whenever it is, I'm
going to get sneaky with the rules.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm thinking I'll challenge her to like a $1,000 money match again, and then she'll
show up and I'll kill her until League of Legends.
I'll change the lobby to League of Legends solo queue.
Ugh.
I'm keeping this in account.
Yeah, I'll keep on saying like,
Like welcome to the $1,000 League of Legends money match and then she'll like you thinking like that's a typo, right?
He meant he meant tft right?
That'd be really funny
Okay, anyway, I got to my brain on I played so bad. I have played nothing but myself there
Actually, I've never felt like so turned off in my life. I gotta be turned on
If my brain was 10% faster during those games, or my AVP would be 4, every single game was
was top 4-able if I just like was faster. I need a cloak here. So do you want to go
in castle with a cloak? No. Three gold cloak though.
Ashtrins gotta be like my guilty pleasure. This build is so bad and I actually just see
legit zero heal playing it, but I swear my playscins on it aren't bad. I swear it's not
bad. It's the army that I didn't pick. That's fine. I didn't have any Ionian so I don't regret it.
Don't you need a win streak for Trinmer?
No, Trinmer never win streaks early.
Well, maybe in like extremely rare circumstances where you natural a Trin 2.
Like, I would say the key conditions for Trin'd are you need to hit a Sajrani somewhat early
and you need to have decent items.
The Sajrani is so important because otherwise you just don't have a frontline.
right now I'm playing a Navea which doesn't really make much sense
ah
oh yeah honestly like why not from the tower
Yeah, yeah, I think front line tower makes a lot of sense actually.
Front line the bird. Uh, sure.
Bull, is she even gonna die before trundermere here?
Maybe if I like hella inted her, I could have.
Natural Trin too is actually really nice.
Usually you're rolling on 3-2 for Trin.
Oh, I still have to roll for, like, the frontliner.
6, 8, 4, 8, 7, lol, it's not looking good for you.
That's okay.
I've already commented on this many times today.
I played really badly.
I'll play better.
I have no doubt in my mind I can easily get it all back if I just, like, play with my
brain on.
Because I know those games were just me playing bad, I'm not worried.
Because I know that the moment I start playing good, I win the game.
Oh, Golddub is sad.
Oh, Golddub is really sad.
Fuck.
Completed item would be way better.
Why are you playing Trinash?
I'm telling you, I actually think it was my best play.
I swear it's not bad.
My items are pretty unlucky though.
I wonder with a gold dupe am I ever just going to pivot to Belveth now?
This could just be like the start of a Belvath game, but yeah, I have Herbis, Gs, QSS, and then a dupe.
That's basically like I've already gotten one Belvath.
If I don't get a good Ashtranogman, I think I'm down. I haven't rolled a single time yet.
Although I did already skip two, uh, GPs.
Trin to Ash with no Trin or Ash's is rough.
What do you mean? I have 3 and 2. This is actually, or sorry, 3 and 1. This is actually really good.
3 Ash's or 3 Trin's like ideal.
Hmm, Social Blessing.
Imagine Portal of Forge.
My Social Blessing is good.
Oh!
Wait, is it Scythe? Oh my god, I forgot which one.
I think it's Scythe.
Just gonna look it up.
Yeah, it's Scythe.
Oh, wait.
Hang on a second.
Wait.
Hmm.
Oh but I just locked inside.
If I saw that velvet a little bit earlier.
Well there's no way I was going to see it earlier.
I was level 5 before this turn.
Okay, let me look at that, it's probably not that good.
Velvet?
Oh yeah, it's really bad.
Alright, I'm not going to think about it.
Scythe and Bessa?
No, I'm already on 4 trends, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to just stay the line.
Um, okay, the question is, do I need to go for IE?
I assume I do.
Let me go look up some stats.
It says you need QSS, but apparently you don't need, um, it says you don't need IE.
In fact, the action since IE is bad.
Oh, I guess it's because they fixed that interaction.
So what about my last item to be?
I have an edge of night available right now, but I don't feel like that's the right play.
The QSS already gives me kind of a decent amount of attack speed.
I mean, it might honestly be GS.
It may be BT.
I'm actually still going to go Rageblade.
Yeah I'm still going to go Rageblade.
I'm thinking like I can pass this to Ash later.
Yeah, I can pass this to Ash later if I get a better item.
Darken Scythe already gives me a lifesteal.
Like it doesn't look like it does, but it gives you the Darken trait which gives you a lifesteal indirectly.
Oh, I guess it literally just hit himself on the head.
Yeah, I feel like I like this spot.
So, later on, I don't even know what's better than Gensu's, it might just be GS actually.
The only low roll thing about this game is the gold orb, or the gold dup.
Gold dup is like really unfortunate because in the same orb you could have gotten two
blue dupes which is just so much better, or just like a full item which is so much better.
Roll onto 48, try to ash.
So this is QSS IE.
I feel like I remember it being Scythe and then Infi Edge, but then they nerfed it, or
like they bug-trixed it.
I think the reason why Scythe plus IE was so good was because of a bug.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm pretty sure it's because of a bug, and then now you actually don't want it anymore.
Oh, okay.
I'm not sure if you don't want it, but it doesn't feel like it to me.
But I'm still open to slamming it because Gintz is fine on Ashe.
Yeah, you used to be able to crit on the scythe and now you can't.
But I mean, it's still a good synergy with QSS.
I'm trying to use it like high damage.
So if that's how my item economy works out, I'm done.
Does this patch feel the same as last one?
I'm not sure yet.
I'm still like really dizzy.
I don't really know what's good.
Okay, I need Anti-Heal, I need Sunder.
Oh, there's Anti-Heal and Sunder.
IE wow what okay well I'm down to do the IE thing
God this is so awkward.
Hmm, feels bad giving up an ash.
I have the only one ash though
Okay, I mean it was prior three actually worth going for I'm on eight. I feel like it's actually kind of good
All right, I'm gonna just like slam everything right now. I'm one off training me with Duke one off swing one off Briar one off, uh, Sidorani
I don't think it's kind of ours. My item is actually pretty decent. Any combat? Any last
second save is fine. Don't need sword smith. Ah, sorry Ash.
Dang it. I was hoping I could, whatever.
I was like, I'm hoping I natural the Trinimere, so then I can justify duping Swain.
But I definitely just like want to win.
I want to keep my streak.
And then I needed to put in a, I needed to roll until I hit a Draven.
And then I got it.
So I was like, okay, might as well just dup.
Isn't Ascension good now?
Uh, oh yeah, it's true.
Ascension's been buffed by quite a lot.
I generally just like instantly skip it, but it might have actually been kind of decent here
Hmm, I feel like more HP for my Trimmer is like never bad though
Wow, okay, let's see this because of my oh my god, it's gonna my positioning
I should have like tried to stop it from happening if you guys didn't see what happened.
My Tritimary like went here and then over here and then just died, ran past message
onee.
That's my fault that I had same positioning for a while.
That is something that we knew would happen if the positioning wasn't correct.
But I generally think this is the correct position for my current matchups.
Such a bad fight to lose because I'm at 0 gold.
He did it again.
Although this time I just won through raw damage
How good is bar value here time to econ I'm definitely not selling
Although I do think I should have done Sunfire
Even shroud isn't super high value on this comp even though you're all AD
It's not super high value because you naturally tend to
Trindermere naturally ignores 30% of armor, so he already has a little bit.
So I think I should have done anti-heal first.
That loss might have been anti-healediff.
I need to know that much healing actually.
No, he had leeching and gumblade.
It was definitely anti-healediff.
It stacks.
Yeah, it stacks multiplicatively, which is not that great.
I'm pretty sure I'll stay the same.
I always want to be headfirst into this Warwick.
Oh wow, this guy just shit on me.
I'm so sad I went for this briar, like I'm pretty sure I had to skip two ashes.
But at this point, I might as well commit.
GP3 on stage 4 is crazy.
Okay, I really don't like this last second save.
It probably was actually Ascension.
I've been positioning for this work guy for so long.
Make sure that I finally face him and I get rewarded for my positioning.
Oh, thank god, okay.
This is such good positioning against the Warwick, because my Trinimere instantly gets
on him and then his Sejuani, or his Warwick gets stuck on my Sejuani.
I've been specifically targeting this guy for so long, and I only just now got the matchup.
Hey, oh wait, his jinx rolled this.
Uh oh.
Okay, whew.
Okay, I need a red buff or I need some fire.
My super wincon is to 23, but there's a lot of intermittent things to get.
Ash 3 is a big deal, Nico 3, Swain 2, Briar 3.
I think I have to just like, chill for a few rounds.
Is it crown guard or?
I feel like it's that fast.
Oh my god, my Trimmer is going crazy.
PhD Trimmer, straight to the back line.
Okay, pretty sure we're- well, I have Hall of Remover so I can do this.
I think I'm supposed to, like, chill.
If I roll, the only thing I can hit right now is a Draven.
Oh, and Briar.
But no, no, no.
Don't choose to fire that hard.
Okay, just trying to send my PhD triner to the back line.
Can we get a positioning that sends Trin to the back?
Oh, I'm down to cut through this cannon three like a butter, baby.
Oh, to the back, to the back, oh, back to the front, oh, back to the front, oh, to the
back, and to the front.
Ah, fine, fine, you win.
Goodbye, Briar!
I think I sent that one turn too early.
Well, I'm definitely saying that because I missed.
At the time, I was definitely thinking, oh, I'm on 8, I'm on 8 and he goes, he might as well just roll.
game is like so close to being over every fight matters
oh no oh this is bad oh actually this is good we're like splitting the aggro perfectly
okay what the heck how did that work out so perfect the trinimere in this is why
you're like equally split aggro and trinimere just like life's still tanked
I need money, but I actually felt like the titans was kind of good here.
I need money.
Definitely just rolling.
Okay, this is what I want, hopefully my Trinimera can hide.
My Trinimera outscales the gank plank.
Oh what?
My Trinimera, my dude, you just went straight in?
Uh oh.
Fuck, it was so close.
Ah, he almost won the 1v1.
Let me hit one upgrade
Okay
Am I playing for second or I'm playing for first I'm playing for a second what the hell
too slow
I need to double out of move immediately
fuck, okay, that's why you don't put the rod on her
I time to single out of move, not time to double out of move
Okay, alright, let's go- let's play for a second.
How do I get second place here?
For me to get second place, hits the 23.
Yeah, that was your best.
I'm down for miss 100 to kill both of us.
And then, uh, just fight this guy.
the final shite down for top two come on come on we just got to hold on for a
little bit longer give me an s oh
Okay, I don't think it matters is that my message when he gets hit first I
I need message wanting to be getting hit as long as she takes all the aggro I can actually
win.
Trinimere, please do not run ahead.
Oh, he's running ahead.
Well, at least the joining is taking me a little bit longer.
I'm dead.
Is the other guy dead?
Aw.
Man!
He won the 50-50.
God damn it.
I faced real, he faced my ghost.
Ahhhh!
It's okay, I mean third place with Ashton's fine.
It's literally just a 50-50 coin flip there.
Who faces the Windstreaker?
I guess fine though.
I definitely like threw the game by going for a briar 3.
Like, you saw how many ashes I hit, like I'm easily hitting ash 3 if I don't go for briar
there.
I picked them up because it was like, oh it's free, it's free to hold them.
And then once I got to the point where I had to sell something, I was like, oh but I'm
7 briars.
Wait no, I'm 8 briars and like 4 ashes.
Surely you saw the ash.
But then we saw like 5 ashes after that and then 0 briars.
And the only once I saw the briars that I didn't see the briars, oh my god.
I was never going to itemize here. I should have just not thought about it. Could have gotten second.
He wasted so much gold, but I don't care about the gold. The gold barely means anything.
The difference between rolling like 160 gold and 164 gold is not a big deal.
The difference was selling the ashes. How many ashes did I not take because I
I'll add 8 briars, like 3.
And then I also sold 3 Ashes at the end to hit my Syjuani 3.
And then I still ended with 7 Ashes.
And like, it was a 3 out of a mash.
Like, I definitely would have won that fight
at the end if I had Ash 3.
Sorry, I'm just dumb.
Boxbox, if you have more HP,
you face first place when it's top 3.
That is not Tritle.
HB has nothing to do with matchmaking.
It is a 50-50.
It's actually, it was actually like a 75-25
because I had to face the real version
of the first place guy.
And then the other guy had to face the ghost of my board.
If, once I'm already faced in the real version of that guy, which is a 50-50, there's then
another 50-50 of whose ghost is he gonna face.
If he faced Ghost of Mr. 100, then he still dies, and I have more HP.
So, is the 25% chance to not go second place there?
Which is frustrating.
Well, it's whatever, I definitely just played bad.
I could have earned the second place without needing to rely on luck.
Boxoxy Nova bug that makes your Unix walk into melee range.
There's just a bug in general that makes any ranged unit walk into melee range.
It's really stupid because the actual core game plan of Singed is to abuse that interaction.
Like, the reason why Sinj is a good unit right now is because the moment you put him on your
board you have like a 25% chance of instantly making the enemy team carry kill themselves.
That's like, I hate that that's like a thing and that he's balanced around it.
In case you guys were wondering, it is a bug where it's confirmed it and then they just
like don't have a fix, so it's basically just a feature.
Every time you play Sinj you are now supposed to just bug abuse to have a chance of winning
fights and like he's so weak that like without the bugabies he's terrible.
Alright, give me some like really old school teenager music.
Alright, it's fine.
Honestly, decent third place.
The fact that it should have been a second is crazy with Ashtrend.
How is it a bug?
Because normally when singed leaves range, the unit is supposed to re-target to a different
target.
But the opposite is happening, 25% of the time they follow him.
If it was a feature, it would happen every single time.
It's not only a prosperous.
I also have Noxus.
Forge?
Forge with Ionia, prosperous sounds pretty good.
Paramanic also sounds kinda good.
How many forge artifacts are good on the back line though?
I feel like there's a world where I can make it work.
Either there's an ash in my shop?
Hehehehe
Let's run it back
Run it back
iron I'm actually serious though because I didn't hit a good artifact am I my
I only a board sucked dashing it buffed no it's just my favorite board it's not
a good board but I do have IE I do have an ash right now it is uncontested and
I did have an artifact
I'll be right back.
Alright, let's do this.
Can you tempo into bellbath?
This artifact's not gone bellbath.
Also, are you doubting the ash trinimere?
You don't think it's build sick?
I think it's build sick.
Let me cook.
If I have Trimmer with Death's Dance...
Okay so this QSS is ultra important.
Okay, item bag, item bag.
You need to grab Glove here.
I've already naturaled a Glove which makes me less likely to see a Glove in the future,
therefore Glove over Cloak.
God, how embarrassing would it be if I now got a Glove?
Because of the item bag mechanic, I'm 50% more likely to get a glove than I am to get a...
what should I call it?
50% more likely to get a cloak than I am to get a glove.
See tier build smiley face.
Are you a tierless tour?
Like, do you only play builds that are marked as S tier on TFT Academy? Is that how you play the game?
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's actually a viable way to play the game.
You can legit climb to Challenger by forcing only S tier lines.
But like...
I feel like there are certain spots where these C tier builds are actually good.
I mean, I would never say this build is actually good.
But like...
I would...
I would actually say this is a fairly good shot of me top 4 in this game.
Like, there's even a shot of me getting first place this game.
Ooh, am I going to sell a Briar for Econ?
I think I am.
I hear like the only way this really screws me over is if...
The only way this really screws me over is if I, uh, like, hit one Briar and get stuck
at Briar Parry for a long time and then lose, because I don't have Briar.
I'll just stay like this.
Okay, I'm definitely not winning this, but I'm down to Slam a Chainvest and see if I
can save some HP.
Actually, it's game plank 1.
There's a chance that Death's Defines Trinimer just pops off here.
I'm down to kill everything except for the game plank.
Oh, oh I'm not winning this.
Okay, that was necklace.
Is this comp viable without artifact?
I mean, you told me.
Last game I got really unlucky on my roll down and I had no artifact.
Wait.
Oh no, that's not your action head scythe.
All right, ignore what I said, I didn't have a scythe.
Alright, come on. I purposely took the glove instead of the cloak, because I was more likely
to hit a cloak. Tell me I'm right! The item grab bag! Gave me neither. Cloak! Cloak! No!
The item grab bag or the item bag mechanic has filled me
Okay, there's a few answers here
I
Could some last whisper wait for QSS I could slam ginsu wait for QSS. I
Think some ginsu wait for QSS
Yeah, I think it's fine.
I'm not going to prioritize Thunder.
I think I was a mistake last game to do that.
Oh, no Titans.
QSS is way better than Titans.
I've been a little bit whistled with my removers.
Alright, let's level up and roll.
This game is definitely a much worse spot than the last game.
Pandora's items would help me.
It would like, guarantee you'd hit...
eventually.
But I feel like small grab bag
and just slimed something right now is better.
My items are already pretty close to working out, I'd rather have more components.
Don't one component and guarantee
No, I think it's two components one cook
After until trim to
Wow, I did not hit
Okay, this feels bad, but I definitely need to play this driving for now, farm some money.
like counterintuitive because he's gonna have to deny stacks from my etchend.
A little toly-culling, makes it eight months.
Also getting really low on removers.
Okay, what are my options from this spot?
I could legit pivot to Belvath and YOLO Reforge.
Well, actually, you wouldn't even need to yellow report, you would just define some
Vesta instead of Belveth.
But I already rolled so much, can I really say that it's a pivot?
I mean, I could actually maybe.
You could basically say I rolled for Draven too.
But I did miss, I didn't hit a single Sejuani, Ash, or Trin there.
It might actually be a full pivot here.
Oh, that's not good.
Wow, okay. That was a horrible way to lose this fight, Jesus Christ.
I just I just like lost the game off that well not literally I think I've already lost the game
But I I lose three gold and my streak and HP. Oh my god
Okay, okay, all right
That that has to be good enough right like
I hate to not be loyal to my ashtrend, but I think you could argue that Trindy was not
was not loyal to me. Yeah, Trindu was not loyal to me, man.
boxes.
I'm like never gonna unlock this Herald.
I love you boxbox.
Oh, thank you.
Flush.
I'll stop this on the barriers for now, so next turn.
Oh, I love you too.
Wait, I don't actually know who donated that, I didn't see the name in time.
What was the name?
It was me, SmileyFace. Oh, thank you. Thank you, SmileyFace.
Okay, I'm low on the movers.
I gotta think about this spot.
You're playing for 7 at this point?
I don't think it's true.
I'm uncontested, like there is a world where I hit.
I would say in general it doesn't look good, but you're not playing for 7.
You're just sort of playing the game.
It's looking bad, but maybe you hire or something.
If I high roll my roll down and hit Bella 2 and Besta 2 early, I can test it.
There's a chance.
Oh my god.
Oh, actually, this guy might be contesting.
Great, now I'm seeing all the Trindemurrs.
Man, the moment I like give up on the Trind, he's everywhere.
I think I have to click Econ and go 8 immediately.
I have to also be very careful with my removers.
I got to do this one more turn.
Okay, I got anti-heal, I decent invest items.
He's involved with items as well.
But I really need Ekon.
Yeah, this game is so fucked.
I can't believe I missed that hard and after I gave up on the Trinemer I immediately started
seeing him.
It's so sad.
Low on removers.
Like Econ go 8 immediately.
Shit.
I don't think Velvet does anything yet.
We're all at 7.
You definitely cannot roll on 7 in this build.
I don't know what to do though, I do feel like it's just doomed.
I think I'm sacking two, going down to like 18 HP and then leveling up and praying for a miracle.
I definitely think it's fucked.
There's a missing on the roll down at the beginning too hard or just like, game over.
My items are actually really good but...
The fact that I couldn't play our original line, and we're just like sitting here bleeding out is so sad.
Like, neither the Driven 2 can save me that hard.
Oh, wait, I wanna fight.
Is Draven 3 an option?
Not really.
If I randomly hit like two more Dravins right now, I'd consider it.
But in general, 3 cost of rural is pretty bad.
Okay, that's probably my plan next turn.
Because the next round I'm straight up selling the driven.
Where's the Warpath guy?
Did he hit?
Warpath guy is one Belbeth.
Oh fuck, he's three Belbeths.
No, he hit.
He went Econ.
That is actually probably better.
Oh no, and I'm hitting him right as he spiked.
Okay, we're probably just dead.
I basically need a miracle to somehow stay alive here.
I'm gonna get two lives, I'm gonna have like two gold.
I need the miracle of two Belvets in one shop.
Oh, actually, more like the miracle of Mbessa too.
I mean, I'm a little desperate.
All right.
Computer, calculate the path to the top four.
Calculating, calculating.
Level up, cell driven, cell derrius.
Hit one, Bobbitt. Hit one in Bessa.
Play Cho'Gath.
Almost there, wishing one more miracle.
come on, you know what you have to do, Albert?
Alright, pull Belveth out of your ass, in one roll!
BELVATH!
Fuck.
I don't want to die, Papa.
I don't want to die.
Tell me this isn't how it ends.
I actually built kind of a decent board with how little money I had.
My items actually make sense.
I'm just so sad that I had to play this at all.
Okay.
Come on!
I don't need just a Belved by the way.
a bell bet? Two Nautiluses, two Cho-Gaths, two Gangblanks, and two Atroxes, and two Swings.
Is that too much to ask for?
Oh, this guy also has two bell bets?
Oh, bell bets looking real contested.
No, it's a battle of love.
I'll show her who loves her the most.
Yeah, yeah, seven bell bets out of the pool.
I don't care.
I'll find you!
Come on!
B! B! B! B!
Oh, that's an anti-2 on 9 with 30 gold left.
Oh, we're gonna die, we're gonna die.
Is there a chance that my omnidium just goes crazy here?
Right.
I mean, my omnidium actually did kind of go crazy here.
I beat a level 9 board.
Will Belveth come home?
I feel like one Belveth actually- No.
No!
No, no
To both that's five you know as
Five velvet five velvet
This is the end of me nine velvet's out of the pool
My greatest sin was being poor
I'll never make this mistake ever again
but I do think this is the end. He doesn't need those Charlie cells. It's actually in
his interest to contest and grief. If he holds them, he guarantees that we die and then he
can go for a 3 star with max build. It's not even like a target grief. Oh, and Bessa says
I still want to play the game. Oh my god. My and Bessa is just clutching. There's only
Exactly one velvet left in the pool
But I'm going to keep on rolling until I find her. Oh
My god, that's the last velvet I had to sell something though. What am I selling?
This
No
I
Hurts to sell that but like I can't sell gangplank. He makes my Mesa so much stronger
I for jug looks sucks to lose it, but it was the only thing that actually could be sold there trigger this void
Juggit, ah, it makes me lose so much if you don't ah, I feel like I had to be Shyvana
But it's gonna work
That's who's gonna keep us alive
The fun thought over yet!
Nine Belvets out of the pool and on our last roll we find the very last one to stay alive.
Come on, Shyvana, come back!
Shyvana on Carousel!
Anything!
I don't want the fun to end yet.
Alright, we can't find Shyvana, I'll just play Fiddle.
Oh my god, is there a world where I get top 4?
Play this song?
I am playing this song.
I'm not ready to die yet.
I don't know if I can put two chugettes.
Come on, come on, come on.
good refiddle.
Ohhhh!
Come on.
Haha.
Okay, good positioning.
We don't hit his set too.
That is huge.
And we're stunning his unora.
Yes!
Go, go, go!
We don't hit his set two that is huge and we're stunning his unora
Yes, go go go to the back line
Yes
To the moon baby said to got nothing on us
I'll just roll the zero every single turn.
I'm pretty sure this fiddle six is worth more than the jug, unless it's Shyvana.
Alright, I'm targeting the enemy Belveth player.
No?
Okay.
It's fine.
I think we can actually front-to-back this.
Look at my infestor!
Where are you going?
Straight to the back!
Do you...
Do you kill the Servi too?
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh, it's so beautiful.
We just have no business stop pouring this game, but here we are.
Wow.
Give me another sad song.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to die really soon.
Give me a sad song.
We can't keep getting away with this bullshit.
How are we higher HP than our game plan contester?
Alright, just hit anything.
Shyvana? I'm not even sure Shyvana is better than Fiddlestick at this point.
Cho-2?
Alright.
If we're gonna go down and swing in, let's do it with the singed bug.
Oh, fuck, I need Sunder. I totally forgot I don't have Sunder.
Are we dead? Is the whole board dead to 1 and 0 at 2 all?
It's not oh my god and best sit down, but velvet still kicking it you got celestial
blessing baby you're a goat our Contestor is dead two Swains back in the pool
Come on two Swains back in the pool. I'll find you I'll go to the ends of the earth for you
It's time to fight my Contestor.
I think I have to scale this Belveth.
So I'm going to play opposite side and try to make him follow my singed.
Go singed!
You have to distract this Embessa!
Where are you going?
You didn't do shit.
Oh, beautiful.
Cho'get's done.
Imagine a world where I beat my contester who has everything I've ever wanted and more.
Is there a chance of a miracle?
Nope.
Is there a chance of a third?
It's okay.
It was a good run.
We lost only the fiddle two, orn two, brahm two, shavana two, and our same board.
It was a good run.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
We had no business getting to the top four.
We missed on our ashtray and roll down, pivoted to it through a contested line, 9 BELVETHS
out of the pool and found the very last one to clutch out 3 fights.
And Bessa sneaks to the back line 3 fights in a row before BELVETHS could run.
It was a good game.
Come on, you wouldn't tell the other- Woah!
Alright, I'll play the ad-break. I'll see you guys in a bit.
Now I'm inspired though. After watching that imbeciles performance that keep my corpse in the game, I can do anything.
I'll play the headbreak now. I'll see you guys in a bit.
All right, all right, I don't know the sad music
What did I play Ashtrin one last time?
I
Alright, round 3 everybody!
How many times did I have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Look at my ash.
Look at her site.
Well actually hang on, did you ever hear about the level thing?
There's like a bug where you're more likely to get 2 or 3 copies of the same unit when
you unlock them.
I'm going to level for it.
Oh yeah, for pissing rumble, baby!
That's why you level. Always gamble.
There's like actually a bug where on the turn that you unlock something, you're more likely to get like two or three of it in the shop.
It has something to do with like the guaranteed one, doesn't take from the pool, something like that.
That's why like there's a lot of times where you go level 10 and you hit three barons.
Like, it's happened to me and it's happened to a lot of other people too.
Where on your level 10 turn you roll once you get three Baron Nashors in the first shop I
Thought I was just really lucky, but it turns out it's actually like a bug
Not like bug doesn't you're always gonna hit three Barons
But bug doesn't you're more like that a hit two or three Barons than normal than like conventional like shop odds
Did I have a stroke didn't I just watch this game yeah, you are having a stroke. This is an exact repeat of last game
Did Slime really message you after a Street Fighter match?
Yes, actually.
Yeah, funny that you mentioned that.
I did get a- oh wait, thank you random dude for the sub.
And thank you, Joe Basho. Thanks for the 2 months. Welcome back.
The streamer Slime, the guy who's friends with Ludwig,
and does a podcast with him, I faced him in a match.
I didn't know it was him because he had a strange name.
And he sent me like, like hate mail afterwards.
I think it was like sarcastic hate mail
But I was like what the heck where is this coming from but then I realized that it was slime specifically and I was like
Oh, okay, he's bantering I
Can find the BM
He his name was random hater on Twitter, so I actually thought I was just getting like hate mail
Let me see if I can find it
Yeah, I don't know him that well, but like, he's a pretty nice guy in person.
I assume this is like, Benter?
Okay, I'll show you guys the DMs.
I saw this, like, pop up on my phone after the Street Fighter match.
Alright, lemme get my carousel pick first.
I need Cloak here.
Am I can't get cloak sword?
If you guys don't know, when I play Street Fighter, I play on Modern, which is like the
easy mode.
It's like the baby version.
It's like weaker than classic, but the controls are easier.
So he sent me a bunch of DMs, and his username was reformed haters, so I thought I was getting
hate mail.
I said, Modern is so cool bro, you are so talented, epic troll.
I am 1400.
the game matching me with your epic luke and then you sit there at the wind
spin like oh I'm just a little guy a wholesome little chungus that's your
whole shit bro you play fighting games like you're in an alcoeda and then you
go what little old me keep my nose six a we find each other at a very weird hour
I didn't really understand what it meant.
Yeah, I saw.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, bad positioning.
Oh, really, really bad positioning.
Oh no, no, it's my fault.
I could have won this so easily.
That's a scouting diff.
Okay, he came back.
I need to position like this for that matchup.
This is default against ranged matchups. This is default against melee matchup.
The reason why is because in this spot your Trimmer can get hit first by like the enemy Shenzhen as you saw in this spot
It would block it
But as you saw in the earlier matchups when I face ranged people you like overwrap
So what I had to do was like scout and make sure my Trimmer was not gonna get hit first
fuck. before winstriking I should have been amazing here. I only have myself to blame
though I actually was stronger. damn Trimmer just ran in front of that bullet. why do some
people think dark and bow for ternimere. I think dark and bow dark and bow is not
bad. They probably pick it to like keep their options open if I had to guess.
Yeah they probably do to keep their options open.
Like, the site looks a lot better than the stats.
I think if you go bow, it's like okay on trinity mirror and then you can move it to
belbeth and it's bis.
Alright, I'm pretty sure some people just play this build into belbeth.
And it's just like your early game item holders.
But I never like to just commit.
Even Shadow's nice.
Oh my god.
Pog.
What's your Street Fighter rank?
Right now there was just a rank reset, but I was Grandmaster.
Right now I think I'm Highmaster because of the reset.
Long Viego.
I think you level, you're already poor.
No, you definitely lose the game on the spot
if you level here.
I don't have a streak, leveling takes me down
to like six gold, or like eight gold.
I can sell this to go to 10.
It's not like Hitch Throw, I need to come back up.
I feel like mess hall is good.
Hello, mellow soup.
I'm, Bronzer life is also good.
Bronzer life is 50% damage amp.
Mess Hall, is it better?
Exclusive customization is also just like,
it's econ plus an ideal trend item.
Right, it's actually even better.
It's slightly better than normal.
I think I'll do it.
Yeah, it's slightly better than normal.
Because I have Darken.
So you have plus one synergy.
Is that a good reason though?
I mean I feel like that is a good reason.
Bronze Life is already good in this build because once you get level 7 it's perfect
synergies and on level of six you have like decent synergies and then knowing
that you are your plus one synergy at both levels.
Oh sorry yeah I'm supposed to play Niko. Sorry I default picked the hotter unit
but you're absolutely right I'm supposed to play Niko here.
Sorry, I'm just saying it like it is.
I was playing the hotter unit.
Ain't no one jerking it to Nico Fennart Hot, but Jarvan the King?
Oh wait, that's his dad.
Oh shit, sorry.
I'm not jerking it to Jarvan's dad.
What are you ranking all the League of Legends scriptures based on their hotness?
Oh dude, we should make a tier list at some point.
No, you're stealing the kill.
No!
If we make a tier list of like all the League of Legends characters and how all they would
do if they were Twitch streamers.
Like which League of Legends character would make the best streamer on Twitch get the most
views? Cogma.
Cause I ran out of set with sword, I'm down. Otherwise, bow?
No. I'm gonna give him a sad emoji.
I'm on a streak. I'm down a roll a little bit. Try to hit one upgrade.
Roll one more time.
Ah, that Sejuani with the sword was perfect. Oh my god, it's Sejuani. I can just chill.
I feel like I need a frontliner.
Yeah, I need a two-star frontline.
I'm gonna do this, let's change my matchups back in my pool.
You guys are all saying Seraphine?
That's cause she's cute and sings man.
And because like when they were doing the promotional content for Seraphine they literally
made a Twitter and Instagram post where a rioter pretended to be her and then like
Posted as if they were her which is kind of strange. I
Mean, I don't blame for trying but that she was a little weird
Now I'm telling you it's Kogma Kogma will get the most viewers or Bard Bard we get a hell of views
I'm a sent for one upgrade one front line upgrade
Do I think I lose any of these matchups?
Because I really want to send it for an upgrade to make sure I streak.
I win this matchup for sure.
I think the rest I need to say.
I'm going to roll for one upgrade.
I hope that I was correct in my intuition here.
My gut is telling me that I need one frontline upgrade to win my matchup and get a 5 streak
or a 6 streak. If I get the streak, it's worth so much money.
Yeah, close enough.
Did you see that Lodwig ranked you as a god gamer? Really?
Oh, I'm flattered. What does that mean? Oh, did you make like a cheer list?
Can you send me the completed cheer list? I want to see who he compared me to.
Boxbox, every time I play Ionia, I go bottom 4.
I'm climbing other comps, so Unara doesn't hit.
What do you think?
I mean, you're probably just playing it wrong.
You probably are missing some of the key fundamentals of the comp, which is fine, like everybody
has holes.
You should watch good players play Unara and then figure out what they're doing differently
to you.
Because like, you know, there's an OP comp right now.
You know, there's a good comp right now.
So like, if you're not having success with it, you should just go see what other people are doing that's working out so well for them.
And like, try to find the difference.
For items, Bramble is good.
good bramble is good bramble is bad bramble is bad bramble is bad bramble is good bramble is bad
well that's enough reason for me to reforge bt
wait no i i don't think it's bt i think it's just qsa or i think she's gargoyle
i feel like bt is not that good on trinimere when you have darken already
He's already at 25% on the map, I'd rather just do more damage.
B2 would bring him to like 45%, which is quite a lot, but I feel like I'd rather just do
more damage.
Infinity Edge or Gensu's here.
Moksax, I feel like I can never go down to Unara.
A lot of people overroll too much on that comp.
A lot of people like roll until they hit like two stars, Unara and Wukong, but like you
shouldn't.
Depending on the spot, like sometimes one's good enough.
Oh?
Imagine I just hit... RFC.
Aw man.
Uh, how's Flickerblade?
Like, it sounds like it'd be decent.
Alright, I'm just gonna do it.
I think at the very worst, I'll put it on Ash.
I don't actually know if it's good here.
But yeah, worst case scenario, it just goes on Ash or whatever.
I could have also just gone Light Shield.
Light Shield Christ is crazy good.
I already have three tank items.
You definitely need backline items here.
All right, hey, I'm down to play like Hyper Carry Ash.
Oh, wow, what? Straight to the bellbath. What? My Trinemer's a beast? How did he do that?
How do you do that?
Wait actual PSH remember?
I'm on an 8th win streak.
Oh my god, wait.
It's a wave! It's a wave!
Oh my god.
Alright, this time I didn't get...
This time I didn't get caught up on a stupid briar. I was instantly ready to sell her.
All right, now I can go 7. The ash doesn't matter too much. This is 23 is what matters.
Okay, I definitely don't really like this flicker blade. I think it will go on ash.
Wow! Straight to the back though!
How does this always happen? How do I hit and then die?
Like, I win with two-star and then I hit three-star, and then I die. This happens every single time.
Alright, it's fine. My spot's actually still pretty good.
Going to GS Ashe.
Uhhh...
Not really. Not when I need Red buff.
Wait.
I actually think Trimera's just like his base tech speed is too slow for this.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm curious to see what this does like if it's any better.
I feel like he pauses too much.
Oh no.
I need to move further back.
Oh, I'm trolling, man.
I messed up.
I wonder if Flickerdlade Ashe too has me.
Okay, that was not bad.
to move one further back. Yeah, I need to be like back here. Oh, it's my bed. Okay, so
I think what's going to happen is it's going to be Gensu's flicker blade, ash three, and
then they sort out a mantra. Could be GS could be BT could be infinity edge. I think ideally
it's infinity. Roll once and hit. No, I have a lot of HP. I should chill. Flicker Blade
is C tier on Trinemer according to the website. Oh yeah, it didn't look that good. But I think
I think it'll do fine on this Ashe, and I think Ashe through will actually be a carry here, so I'm down.
Okay, I need to clear my bench, I'm just going to level, it's going to cost me 1 or 2 Econ,
but clear my bench space that way, I'm so scared that one of these orbs is going to
have a Sejuani or Ashe, or Niko I'm going to miss it.
I want to roll on 7 odds anyway for Sejuani 3, like I'm sure I'll hit 1, yeah I'm sure
I'll hit one Ash on this time.
Oh, maybe I missed a surrounding.
Infinity Edge.
Oh wait.
My items are weird, I have to do Hodge Gunblade.
I want to do an Arcangels, so I think I have to go Hodge Gunblade to compromise, which is
This is not too bad.
Okay, when do I send it for this Ash?
Oh, look at my beautiful Brontelife Senjuus.
It's one Ash, but I also have 61 HP.
Alright, I'm down a roll like twice and see if I hit it because it doesn't cost me any
icon here. Yeah, I don't think I sent it yet because if I sent it now there's 0% chance
I hit Sejuani 3, high chance I hit Ashe 3 but I feel like it's not too important honestly.
Oh fuck, no it is important but I know I can get first place this game if I just like pace
to myself and hit Sedge 3. Frigid Blade's Shogun better on Ash. I don't think it's
true. You're probably thinking for more mana, but like she doesn't really need mana. She
needs attack speed. Attack speed will give her mana. Like these items are fine. The Hodge
just a little inefficient bolt ever.
Is it really better to... wait, isn't... really isn't better BIS than having Lose Item?
I've no idea what you're saying.
If you're asking, like, is it really worth it to have a Hodge instead of an IE?
The answer is yes, because then I get to throw it in both of my carries.
Okay, I think I'm sending it next turn.
I fucked up my positioning again.
I keep doing this.
Melee, carry, come on Albert.
Oh wait, actually hang on.
My chamber goes straight to the velvet.
You are so smart.
And handsome.
Wasn't it better to have this on main carry and accept the lost item?
I think once you see how good this Ashe 3 is, you'll change your mind.
Being down a full item is really bad.
The Archangels is completely useless.
I'd rather have a really good Ash item and a pretty good Trinner item.
I need anti-heal.
There's no anti-heal, so I'll just go tank item.
Alright, I'm sending it now.
One Ashe.
Oh, she's on Darkoil.
I want him to win, playing Trinimere won't help him out.
My guy?
Alright, why don't we make a deal?
If I top for this game, I'll permaband you.
And if I bot 4, I'll VIP you.
For your analytical help on what comps I should play.
Am I sending it for one Sedge?
Yeah, honestly, I think it's worth it to win this round.
I think it's actually worth it.
One sedge.
Oh my god it's the melee- I forgot to scout!
Got him so bad at this game.
Actually it's probably fine.
I think my Trammer is still strong enough.
Yeah, Trammer is still strong enough.
Oh, hello.
Alright, I need a Sunfire Cape.
I actually finally made it to Sedge 3, usually that's like the stretch wincon.
Usually it's like Ash 3, Trin 3 for top 4, and then Sedge 1 and 3 for top 2 or top 1.
You can nearly can make it to 3.
Yeah, I probably can't play it unless I make it to 8, but I'm not gonna just hold it.
It's a pretty good level 8.
Alright, come on, anti-heal.
steadfast. Yeah I mean that's the only thing that makes sense here. I want my
Sejuani to be the even shot holder, but it's a bit weird to stack steadfasts.
I think it's fine. I kind of want to just like make the strongest tankiest Sejuani
possible but I think it's not gonna happen. Oh, actually it's fine. The
glass will still lock on. Because I need to spread out my tanks and I need the
even shot to be next to my Trimmer. Okay, I am so bad for not... oh wait my Trimmer
is alive. Holy shit, he's a beast. I don't think I have once position correctly into
the melee matchup. Yeah, I only have one position correctly.
Yeah, perfect aggro split, though. Okay, you guys want to see a cool play?
I'm going to show you guys something awesome, okay?
I call it...
Alright, hang on.
I call it Trindamere Across the World.
Oh, thank you, President.
Thanks for the raid.
Trindamere Across the World.
I purposely go to the left.
What?
How did he know?
I got him I was probably gonna block off my own tree
and so he wraps I got him what the fuck I know I just been watching me he
probably saw the last second and moved thank you precedent 22 damage day killer
unit I took 22 I am just playing for top two right I just gotta roll down right now for
like anything miracle swing thank you for the raid precedent hope you had a wonderful
stream. Do this again. Looks good to me. My one hope is that my my Trimmer doesn't
overwrap here. He might overwrap and then get himself killed. I do a Flickered Blade
gunblade ash. I do have no anti-heal though. Okay, my dreamer overrepped.
Oh, this is so sad.
Did I really lose the 50-50 twice again? This is the same as my last ashran game,
where I like, this guy just like didn't face the high roller.
So sad. I was definitely not beating either of them though. Let me check something.
I'm definitely weaker than the final two players.
But yeah, no, he's sitting at 12 HP. He's sitting at 12 HP, I'm sitting at 33,
and there's a guy at 50 HP who's by far the strongest player in the game.
And I lose without killing a single game. I mean, honestly, that's my bad.
I tried to do a side swap on him and he saw through it, so I killed Zero units because I got stuck on his tank.
He beats the weak fourth place player, I could have easily beat as well, and then he manages to face me instead of the strong player.
Ah, fuck.
Ah, it's another ashtrend game where you're sure that an easy second.
Easy second, but I lost coin flip matchmaking. 33 HP versus 12 and we both died to the same guy, and I still go second, or still go third.
with the rageblade on trend make a difference? No, that guy was too strong.
Double Trouble, Malzahar, like Nautilus, Loris is like, beyond broken if you hit.
The hard part of that build is hitting, but once you hit, it's like over.
And then the final guy was just like, ultra Hyrule Demacia, he was also about to hit Garen 3.
What's the double trouble comp?
It's like Malzahar, Nautilus, Loris, I think Cho'Gath, and you just play like two copies
of each.
Like, Nautilus 3 and Loris 3 cannot die, like Ash 3, Trin 3 with those items have insane
single-target dps and you saw me just like get stuck on a horror fight.
Sad game.
Oh, I don't think I need a PT.
What rank did Pressivant end at?
Let me see.
I feel like I have not seen much of Pressivant this set.
Has he been like, locking in and try harding off stream?
I feel like I've not seen him recently.
Is he like at the top?
1476.
Damn.
Watch the Ludwig tier list.
Oh yeah, where is it?
Is it on his YouTube channel?
Boxbox, why don't you force the meta?
What do you mean why don't I force the meta?
I am playing comps that are good.
It's just sometimes when I have a spot for a fun comp, I'll play it.
Do you know how bored my stream would be if I rotated between TFT Academy, S tier
tier lines only, or at tier lines only. If every game was either a Unara, Belved, Kaisa,
Brock, Kalista, or a Demacia, like, the game would get so boring so fast. I'm down to play
them when I have a good spot for it, but like, I feel like that was a really well played
Ash Trin game, right? Like, I have to get very unlucky to not go second there. If I
I could, if any comp was like, you're gonna go top 4, I'd be so happy.
It was a good spot for the ashtrend.
I was down, I had good augment and good opener.
There's a Ludwig video, let me see.
BOI!
Oh my god, that was loud.
I ranked every streamer to find the worst gamer.
A lot of people like to call me...
Oh, the skip starts at the end.
Oh, hell yeah! But he put us at the top.
Right next to Technoblade, the goat.
Next to Technoblade, Tens, Timmy, Shroud, and Maltyler won.
Wow, he put Dream at B tier.
Wait, I thought he was good at Minecraft.
Watch your section. Oh, I have 15 minutes.
Let's see.
Any raid. Huge A raid.
Oh my god, must be out from the desk.
Oh my god. Fuck, this happens every day.
Oh my god.
Okay, we're good. He must have sat down on the couch.
Oh my god, stressful.
Holy shit, I gotta start screwing shit down, really.
your rage not a gamer I don't think your rage is good at games I don't think your
rage is good at games moist critical is a b-tier gamer I think it's always good
he beat Elden Ring yeah but what does that mean you know like what's really
telling me that doesn't impress me they're paid to do it most people be able
to be Elden Ring if they were being paid thousands of dollars to do it like on
earth it's more of a time in question than anything Austin show horrible against
Austin shows us oh I missed it I will look at we'll look next game
That was earlier all right, we'll check later
All right, I'm gonna play dad Rick. I'll see you guys in a bit
Don't worry there's no way it's a fourth ashtray game in a row
There's no way, the game's gonna give me an actual turn 1 like I imagine.
Okay, it is Prosper Sionia, so I think everyone's gonna hold Ionia.
Oh my, lots of AP items.
Could it be Kog'Maw?
Oh, Lil' Dungeon?
Actually, nine months.
Okay, it's probably not Lulu.
Let's grab this.
I'll just sell this now.
Oh, wait, fuck.
I need to grab Jarvan as well.
Alright, I'm gonna go from the ionic angle, there's no way I'm hitting it.
TOOL!
Trials of Twilight?
Am I gonna do it without a Shinja though?
And without items?
Fuck I like zero items for it
Yeah, I'm not gonna hit
Down for worth the weight let's have some fun worth the weight. Hopefully I get to Maasian rumble
I deserve this I deserve this straight
Yeah, pissing Rumble at home.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, fuck, if it were Jarvan, I'd be in such a good spot.
the last it is not driven.
Okay, wait, stars are born.
Yordle?
I hope he's playing Yordles.
i really hope he commits
i think i'm actually just gonna sell and then just play ap demacia
he has eight rumbles
what the heck?
you can have it
You can have it man!
Yeah I'm just playing this as like a worst reigning gold.
What can I do here?
I'm just playing the AP Demacia.
I already slumped, uh, whatchamacallit, I already slumped Sparks, so I think I have to go for
this.
I wish worth the weight was by the set, okay, it's definitely worth the weight is definitely
very good.
That's an eco too, but I'd rather have the pen.
The wait's definitely good.
Like, it's not every single outcome is good, but both the gold and the prismatic are generally pretty good.
Bailey template really hard off of like a very early three-start unit.
I would say for the one costs, it's a little bit worse than the two cost ones.
Like I'd rather take the prismatic version and everyone else gets prismatic than take the gold version and everyone else gets a gold augment.
But I still feel like a lot of these are pretty good.
All right.
He's unironically your old re-roll.
I wish him good luck.
How goes the games?
5 were pretty bad but it's slowly getting a little better. I just played
Trindamere 3 games in a row to go 3-4-3.
Ooh, do I want Pogs? Continuum Pogs or Blast Shield? Which one's better? I can
think about it for a sec.
It depends on if I get front line or back line items.
Oh my god, battle the Emptors.
This is so funny.
Who can int harder?
Okay, this guy's polypied Amosia, which means I should angle for Lisp, Sarah.
Oh, that's not the line.
Fort Doug is telling me, hey sexy, pre-level for a sexy surprise.
Ah!
I won!
What?
Oh no.
My streak!
My sexy surprise!
I actually can't believe I won that. That sucks.
Okay, I don't want to choose my Pelt-over until I see my items.
How did we lose?
It's because Viya has a long ass animation. It's so sad.
bad. I honestly may be my bad because I think I could have played a weaker board. I could
have like, inted even harder if I tried.
Okay, definitely like Invoker emblem.
Okay, I think I figured it out.
Okay, well, I'm really helping out Winstrike now.
I paid a very pricey level up because I had already started winning.
Okay, maybe Invoker Braum, or not Braum, Braum's little brother is good enough.
Invoker Loris actually seems kind of crazy, his shield goes huge.
Okay, well it's definitely not Rook and Bob in my spot.
Down for money.
Don't need Fire Axe to him.
Make sure Tarmer's not that great.
Ain't just money.
Oh, Twin Guardians.
Oh, I'm actually pretty down for Twin Guardians.
Am I contested at all?
I can't tell if he's contested.
Oh my god, is he?
I'm pretty sure I actually need twin guardians here.
Oh god the guy who griffed me is also gonna, he's like double griffing me, he's pivoting.
I'm pivoting out because he was pivoting into my board and now he's pivoting to my board
again.
Uh oh.
Uh-oh
Yeah, I need the front line I definitely play like to win now. I'm so fucked
We need that round actually like fucks me over so hard. I'm so poor for the rest of the game
All I can do is just like try to commit to a crazy win streak here
I'm already behind because I whiffed on an augment.
I wart the way it is basically, if you miss it's basically just raining gold but like
worse.
Like 5 gold worse.
Hey hey, he finally hit.
Okay, if I could randomly get a lores too I'm in a good spot.
I only a bruiser I'm not pivoting from this current spot to I only a bruiser it is I only
a prosperous but I definitely don't have a spot for it I'm just flexing between Demacia
and the Lissandra surfing line.
Honestly, my board's like pretty strong.
I'm like really impressed with this Invoker Emblem Wars.
It's actually so good because it gains so much AP which makes this shield so big.
Hello Krylina. Oh my god.
I wanna roll like twice so badly here. I'm gonna do it.
Okay, I think I have my pivot ready.
I wanna roll twice so badly because I'm sitting on lowest pair, Jarvan pair, Shindra pair,
Orianna pair, and I'm on a streak.
I also can't go 7 for a while.
If I win this, I'm definitely rolling a little bit more for one upgrade.
If I lose, I just gotta chill.
There's two actions that makes this game so free.
Oh my god my lowest got one more cast off.
I don't think it's getting enough though.
Okay I just gotta chill then.
Lower Sudo in.
I know it's so sad.
But as well happens when you get unlucky on your augment and your roll down.
Ah great.
bittersweet. Honestly, I should have started making the pivot now. Oh yeah. For me to make
this pivot, I don't really need to mouse anymore. Alright, you might as well keep it
for this turn. Fuck, that's so sad. What's your worth away? Rumble. So bad. Yeah, my
the way is one gold per turn.
I mean at least like, naturally early Seraphine's kind of nice.
Oh that's minus 10 gold for missing the lores until that shop though.
It's okay.
Oh my god, wait.
Actually, like I meant to keep him.
Okay, I kind of want to keep Invoker on him. I feel like it's kind of good.
But I can also do Invoker Seraphine.
Hmm, what are they about these items?
It could just be steadfast.
Oh wait.
Oh I missed.
Oh actually.
I need damage I think.
I think it's Koyle.
I was thinking about like what if I just played my lores as the tank and I did the kinetic
barrier.
Oh he actually almost got his cast off.
My items kinda suck here.
I could go Guardbreaker.
If I hit a J.J., I could do it.
Or dual lotus.
Duo Q.
I feel like Duo Q is actually kinda good here.
There's a few outs here.
Two swords is unlucky, but hope I get a zero.
Wow, that is terrible.
Holy shit, that was terrible.
I got two swords and then, like,
I guess it's like a full pivot. Oh my god.
Yeah.
No, I can't full pivot.
It's an invoker, Seraphine.
There's like no way. I think I'm just like just gonna sell it all
And this is so frustrating
Okay, I'm gonna sign it playing Demacia. Luckily
Man, I didn't hit any of the legendaries I needed there was a lot of outs
Azir is really good, Shyvana is good, Ornn is good, Fiddlestar is good, Zilean is good,
and then anything but Sword was good.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm like playing down two Augments right now.
I'm just going to play for like a fifth here, get a fifth place, get out.
I could maybe save this dupe for lures 3 like...
I feel like there's a tiny, tiny chance it happens.
I'm going to do this for one turn and I'm going to unlock...
I'm going to try to unlock Kabukko and then somehow connect to Bullybear.
I'm not even kidding, like what else can I do here?
I'm only slightly weaker this turn anyway, I'm going to get owned anyway.
Alright, let's try our best. I'm so poor.
I'm too econ augurance, I'm so poor.
Okay, there we go. Bench is sorted.
Oh, I need backline at him.
I need JG or I need Shorjin.
I'll somehow try to get...
I don't know how I'm going to do that.
Maybe four bruises around the creep round.
I was actually really thinking about the Zillian over Melio and then use that as a fast way
to level up.
I don't think it's it though.
I'm uncontested now.
other guy who was kind of some kind of pivoted off
Okay hold up
Okay, I'm just going to use this to get two stars then.
It's so close.
It's a any...
Oh, it's also a dupe diff, honestly.
I want to save the dick for sedge at this point.
I should have played Fully-Rid.
I should have played a Navy, I think, or this Kubo-Ko.
He was in my last shop.
Oh, Kaboog goes good, but not better than Freljord, I think.
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
If only I could unlock Volibear on this turn.
I would need...
Volibear would actually be like the perfect in...
Oh I know, but you'd have to like...
No, you have to play him on 9.
Or you can play it over Tarak.
Bruiser plus Freljord might have been able to unlock it.
Oh god, okay.
I gotta roll first.
Look for annavia.
I'll fix the items in a sec.
I gotta fix the Nashors, J.J.
What a confusing turn.
Okay, so you get Invoker, JG, Nasher, everything else to you.
And all I can really do here is just...
I'm about to die, so just roll for one Kubuko.
Alright, I'm just gonna focus on that position now.
I think this looks fine.
Ah, god damn it.
I'm actually so sad.
What a frustrating game, but maybe I get 6 if I play my strongest board here.
I finally landed on a playable board, I'm just so far behind.
Missed on the 4-pilt over, missed on augment, missed on augment.
Cause I had like a slammable item, if I didn't get sword sword exactly, like everything else
I could have won like two more fights.
I could actually play for fourth, like no cap.
I actually could have just played for fourth really easily.
If everything else went wrong, but I hit sword sword, or anything but sword sword.
Alright, I'm just gonna hold on to dreams of a random Los Angeles 3.
I'm just gonna stay still.
Okay, I'm like dead next turn, alright I'm playing for the miracle, that is like four
4 Lissandras in like 2 shops.
I think I'm dead.
Ah, depression.
I don't mind losing this turn.
What pisses me off is the fact that I lost
through other turns because my duo queue
was the two unplayable legendaries
into the two unplayable components.
And I just lost every single round by one unit.
Actually such a frustrating game.
Miss on worth the wait, get contested,
get my streak grieved by a guy who grieved even harder.
Miss on second augment, lose every single round
by one unit.
Oh, and to barely just go for six instead of fourth, it could have been a really easy
get fourth in get out spot. I actually makes me so angry. My final boarder is actually
is quite good. It's like way way way way way too late.
Force Unara you're gonna win. No that's stupid.
I'll play Unara if the game gives me Unara. I'm not gonna force Unara.
Forcing only works at lower ranks.
The monkey will carry you.
I promise you, if I start with tier rod, I'm not going to be able to play Unara.
If I start with zero Ionians and then all AP items, I'm not playing Unara.
I'll happily play Unara if I get a good spot for it.
I am a huge fan of keeping it simple and playing Unara.
How would you play your order opener?
The same way I played that rumble worth the wait, I would instantly sell it and play a
real line.
I'm playing the ad break, I'll see you guys in a bit.
I
I might actually go Penderize here.
There's an interesting play you can do.
Hmm
I need to like play an uncontested line, maybe this
Yeah, I'm gonna try to play Pandora's into like reroll a forecost
It's a little psycho, but I didn't really like any of my openings, and on Scuttle Puddle, it's easier to pull this off than normal.
Is no one playing Ionia?
I think this guy's trying to play it.
Let me think about it.
Callista 3 will surely be easy.
I don't think I'd say it's easy, because you're less likely to see Kalista than regular 4 costs,
but the upside is that it's uncontestable.
I wanted to play Ionia here, because I have IE plus Jynpair.
It's also a good Ionia.
This is actually a tough spot.
I feel like I'm supposed to just do this.
Is that crazy?
Okay.
Yeah, I think I'm just playing Ionia.
What am I looking for?
I'm looking for Shen, Xin Zhao.
What's Aeonia?
It's EXP.
It's a good Aeonia.
I think this is able to fries in the bag in our game, but with a twist, I'll use Pandora's
to help me hit my board and then after that I'll use Pandora to try to hit any 3 star
4 costs like anything I can test is like I'm at randomly
.
All right, I'll be right back.
where I think this is too tanky let's do this instead
okay where's the other Ionia guy
Oh, yeah, okay, he's definitely contesting.
Okay, alright, it's fine.
I feel like you should expect to be contested on Ionia.
Which one is it?
EXP.
I was surprised they didn't nerf Prosperous Ionia.
Like surely Riot noticed that like when the Ionia is Prosperous, everybody in their
grandma is forcing it.
Right?
Surely they noticed that.
Are you tired of this set?
No?
That's really fun. There's lots to improve on.
I'm surprised they didn't nerf it.
Even just the damage part a little bit.
Would you say this one's the best patch yet?
I think it's good so far.
I'm getting owned, but it's not because of the patch, I'm just playing bad.
I'm overall having a pretty good time.
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
Wow, despite being down like a gold argument, I'm actually in such a good spot.
I'm not even like down.
You could say this helped me hit.
Reconvop.
Oh dude, Reconvop would go so hard here actually.
Actually my synergies are so good though.
One carry system with Gensu's IE and pilt over with overclocked is so nice.
I feel like there's basically no two costs I'm looking for here.
My items are actually pretty good.
I don't need salvage bin.
It is three components though, but I feel like indiscriminate teller is just really
a good tempo. No. I'll go salvage bin. I'm a beast. I'll make it work.
Yeah, I'm not taking salvaging for the salvage part, I'm just taking it because it's 3 components.
With my brains on, I can process this correctly.
Thank you.
Okay, try to remember what items I have, and I think I need belt.
What are you using Pandora's right here?
My game plan with my Pandora's is to, what is my game plan with my Pandora's?
My game plan with my Pandora's is, I'll use it to quickly hit my board, because there's
a lot of 4 costs, and then once I have extra, I'm just going to go for any 3-star 4 costs,
like Lux, Garen, MF, anything, whatever is uncontested.
Okay, I think I need to play Auri and Ken in next turn.
It's like perfectly on-interfills.
That's the worst of the beast.
I would easily take any Yunara, any Wukong.
Glove is also good.
Oh, it's my contester. Oh wait. Oh, he pivoted it off.
You got the wrong spot.
Okay, I'll take Wukong.
Alright, my contester pivoted it off. That is so good for me.
He's pivoting his own role. Is he pivoting off?
Okay, wait, he might actually not be pivoting off.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, sorry. When I was saying thanks, I was saying thanks to Annie. She handed me some water.
But, I mean, if you want to say you're welcome, you're down too.
Oh my god, fuck. I just realized that unlock's already.
You seem like you're playing well with Unara, why not force this comp every game? Bro, it's
because I'm not a dumbass. I play this when I have a good spot for it. Of course it's
It's gonna look good when I play it because I only play it when I have a good spot.
Oh my god.
Is that the saddest walk up diff of all time?
What a way to lose my streak.
That is actually so tragic.
Biggest walk up diff of all time
I was so much old for that. It's okay
Save my remover for later
If you don't buy the or you don't care as much yeah, I know but she still takes a shop slot that could have been like a forecast
Okay, I saw this fizz but I was pretty sure it wasn't gonna kill my Jhin, so I'm not scared.
Oh my god, calculated.
Okay, I'm just going to do it now.
Okay the game plan, buy every single forecast, figure it out, buy every single forecast, spend
all my money just try to have anything line up quick check our emblem if I
want it oh I have a 5,000 items to think about
alright am I really thrust
It's probably going to quick check our emblem.
Okay, turns out money goes back quickly when you spend it all on holding random 4 costs.
I actually almost won this.
If I summed anything I had it.
So we can use this on our deal.
Just play on Turk.
I should double consist for now, it's a bit trolled.
Okay, I have big HP lead, let's just reroll everything until it works out.
I should be prioritizing frontline items, actually.
I have soul awakening.
Oh, what the heck?
Oh wait, I don't think I'm supposed to do that.
Okay, my bad.
I just made my soul roll more time.
What, everyone just stopped playing Kraken, you know?
Uh, it's because Titan's a lot better.
I mean, Kraken's still fine.
So, I'm just like dizzy thinking about my items, but like Kraken probably wouldn't find
here if I found a way to put it in.
I'm trying to end up with a Titans for Ynara for her gigabits, but while also making ends
doesn't make sense. So the easiest one is just get a chain vest here.
Uh, belt is also good.
What an honor it is to make you a princess, child of the first one.
Follow me, friends!
What am I doing?
I just thought to set with set.
Oh, cause no one lets a quick checker by the emblem.
I just scouted and then swapped set with set.
Oh my god.
Okay, I need to get like any decent unit there.
Oh, perfect.
Nice, that's like super ideal.
And I got Ynara too.
Okay, normally I'm scared to get my Ynara stunned, but I should be fine here.
What should we find with the Titans?
Okay, think about my items.
We're going to eventually move items over.
We need to 3 item Ari, which will eventually be 3 item set, and then just 3 item Wukong.
The current tank items are fine.
Is that our quick set?
I think it is at 2 star.
I think Auri is actually like pretty good.
Yeah, it's just that two star I'll move all of Auri's items over.
I need anti-heal.
I could try for it, but this guy has three already.
Wait, does anyone have Turk?
Oh, no one has Turk.
I'm down to hold it.
I'm also down to reroll this, and try to hit set.
Okay, I'll buy that at the end, though.
Oh wow, I can't buy the taric, that's so sad.
Oh wait, my items are actually like perfect.
What do you need for salvage?
Sunfire is like so bad end game.
Sunfire is like super bad end game.
I might have to roll for Wukong next turn.
Maybe it's an R3 game. Alright, I'm obviously trying for it.
I don't know if you saw, but this guy has 3, so I'm waiting for him to die.
I think it's like literally impossible to hit it right now, but...
We'll just keep doing this.
I think I'll just try to go 9.
Your phone has turrets on bench. Oh, you're right.
Okay, I'm down to say it wasn't a turret 3 angle then.
Okay, there are 9 Unars out of the pool.
I think once there's 9 gone, you can't possibly see the last one, or you can't possibly turn to the correct one.
Oh, I missed.
Oh, actually worked out.
Why not Rural Deonara?
Uh, if I lose this round, I might Rural Deonara.
Cause like, if I lose this round, this guy's probably not dying for a while.
Oh, I got stunned in this bed.
Okay, I'm keeping it.
He's playing Zonara with Bronze for life.
Honestly, didn't he kinda cook?
He kinda cooked, but he has three Cooks to hook up.
It's almost about a hit baron.
Wasn't this patch supposed to fix the going for a 304 cost issue?
What do you mean wasn't it supposed to fix? I feel like it did. I'm going for 3 or 4 costs
That's because my specific spot allows me to
like
It's definitely not like the viable play anymore
It's sorry. It's definitely not like the the super turbo this option that it was before
Okay, my canhassar is almost dead, hanging there a little bit longer.
This is really good.
I should go tank item.
Alright, I'm just double tank item.
I wonder if it's ever just Friar's Spat as like a...
I need like any decent unit right now, just to play.
Sure, let's just slam it.
Okay, here's a Unara right now.
The thing about buying it is it actually makes it harder to hit on the two star four cost
ruble.
It's like a Unara, no, that item she doesn't do anything.
What I really need is a second monkey, or a true star monkey.
Contest is still alive.
I should have just played two more prongs, honestly.
Oh, actually I should play two turks.
Yeah, guys, hold those turks.
If my Contestor doesn't die, I'm gonna re-roll my Unara.
Oh, he's dead, he's dead.
Alright, I get one chance at this Albert.
Unara or Taric.
Okay. Fuck the Kindred.
Okay, at this point I'm pretty sure fuck the Shyvana as well.
Oh wait, he has Taric too? Oh my god, he has Taric too.
I'm blind.
I have to go fast, there's definitely a better combination but no time.
Oh, it doesn't matter. This thing is too large.
No.
Okay, okay. I didn't even see the Taric too. I thought he sold his Taric, but he actually hit it and then he's playing on the board.
Oh, that was really bad. Really bad for me. So what I had to do was just roll both Terriks and sell my 7th Unara.
Oh, fuck. Brains too slow. At least it's a third.
Yeah, so on this creep round, I didn't see that he had three Terriks.
I scouted really quickly, saw that it wasn't on his bench, thought he sold it, so that was my fault.
But since we now know in hindsight that he actually still had it, I should just re-roll both of these,
sell this Unara because this actually makes you less likely to hit the two-star Unara.
And then there's a chance.
Not that likely, but we were definitely going to die anyway, so I should have just tried.
Also, fuck, okay.
Also at the end there, I should definitely just sell everything and start rolling, right?
Why am I even trying to win this fight and think about my strongest board?
It's Baron too, I'm not winning.
Why am I thinking about that at all? Like I should be selling these Tarix, selling the set,
selling the Swain, selling the Shyvana and just going for you in R3.
Like at this point I'm like still thinking about like, oh what's my strongest board?
And I think about making set items, but like this is so not close, it's not even funny.
Yeah, I need to be like, significantly stronger to beat this guy.
It's basically just only an R3.
Ugh.
Okay, harry, that's my bad.
That's just a failure to scout correctly.
Holy gigachat millionaire.
Someone redeemed it.
If you said sicko, dished up in K3 Soldier, look back at their own replays?
Probably.
I just realized that they didn't.
I only started doing this recently, like in the last set, or last couple months.
this to know what you did wrong was a really big deal. Being able to like look back at a
loss and just be like, okay, like it went wrong here or like I need to choose different
augment. It's pretty strong. What's the program? Metal TV. I'm not sponsored by them. It's
It's just like, it's a good recording software.
Oh my God, a lot of gigachat millionaires.
Look at the cheer list.
Oh yeah.
Go to 454.
Okay, sure.
That's where you talk something?
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he is very good at the box box is very good at video games is very good I
think he's somebody who doesn't like to be bad at things will not remain bad at
that thing long and if he gives himself enough time he will get very good at
that. I'm not even enough time if he just gives it enough focus. So I think box box to
me is he's an s I might drop him to a but I'm I work close here. Next, Brodie James.
Thanks, Ludwig. I think Brodie James is. Wait, he eventually moves me back up to s. That's
Cool, plus your dinner, rice, meat, dumpling.
Alright, I'm gonna play the ad break, I'll see you guys in a bit.
What if I just fold B this string?
Five lost, five win.
Did he make the food?
No, I played BD with games for a living.
You think I know how to cook?
Annie might have made this.
She cooks sometimes.
No, it tastes very oily, so I think it's from a restaurant.
She might have gone out to eat and then she gave me, uh, like, ordered something for me.
All right, just give me a 3 cost that just defines my build, please.
oh I mean like I'm down oh it's also in lightened though
So...
Yeah, imagine Rek'Sai 2 solo-leveling.
I do have a glove as well.
Oh, a hodge? Wait, isn't this actually like a Slayer of Anquisher game?
Wait, it's actually like a Slayer of Ink game.
I'm not sure between Yasuo or could be Yasuo re-roll.
Yasuo re-roll is a bit weird here because it's exp Ionia.
But I have like QSS Hodge.
I'd rather take this I think.
Alright come on solo leveling.
Iron assets.
Iron Assets is not that good here.
It could be Pandora's items,
because my items are a little finicky.
There's a lot of items to reroll here.
I make them until like something really good.
Yeah, right now my items don't really blend well
into anything.
Team Building for Rek'Sai 2 on the spot.
Wait, that's actually pretty good.
Or I'm down.
Team Building.
Rek'Sai 2.
Okay, I think I'm gonna try to get out of Bayonia, it's up.
little sad I'm not gonna lie.
Unless I go for RxI-30.
My items like did not work out well.
I do have one salvager.
I'm just gonna run with this plan.
Buildswater, hello Winks, welcome.
AP, Slayers,
AP.
Ionia.
Where you'll slam in R at this?
Oh my god.
Hello, Fykels.
Thanks for the prime.
Okay, I'm definitely just going to stay on my Slayer line.
I need to get Void in like immediately.
I think I'm like a random show guy.
Okay, should I actually go for XI3? Like why not, right?
I got to figure out what I'm doing here
I'm playing three Ionia and holding five rex size. Okay, okay, I'm five rex size already with a dupe
Like aren't I always gonna play somehow for rex I3
Is there a world where Rexxector actually does something?
I could sell all and make 10, but that feels really bad as well.
I'm so poor, I committed my augment to getting a two star and I leveled and I'm still getting
out.
I see fair, everybody has this because of the loot sub plus the five component opener.
I just got a 7 component opener
Next turn, if I want to end on odd number of EXP.
Alright, something on Ionia, that's for sure.
I'm thinking it could be Bilge.
Alright, Bilge would actually be ideal because I need a gangplank in next.
Alright, I guess we're going to gamble all of our chips in the Rek'Sai 3 is good basket.
If you were forced to play Rek'Sai 3, how would you do it?
God, why am I just taking Econ Augment?
It says like, it says Titan Sterex.
Let's do this for now.
Do I have anything stronger?
Not early.
Alright, who's up ahead at least to win this round?
I can only start build draw with game plank. It's like too weak to do it without game plank.
Oh, or maybe this guy actually.
I need a belt, and then I have Titan Styrox.
Aw, I feel like I'm just selling this.
I'll give him a nice keeper with a rod out.
Okay, that was definitely not the items I was supposed to slam.
I was supposed to salvage the ginsues.
I realized it's too late.
I think it's fine.
Yeah it's fine.
Maybe that's some pretty weird items otherwise.
Ah, okay.
This was difficult.
I feel forced into playing Rek'Sai Re-Roll.
I know I'm not actually getting forced into playing it, but it's because I chose this
augment and I natural so many Rek'Sai's.
Like, doesn't it feel a waste if I dupe the Rek'Sai and then skip all the future Rek'Sai's?
My gut tells me she's not going to be that good, but my heart wants to believe.
Is it real if you're natural I mean I'm moving econ to hold it is the problem
But I was like I was very sunk in cost fallacy here, I was like oh well I already
Like I just stooped and now I hit a fifth one like I might as well hold. Oh
Okay, wait, okay, hang on a second
The question is, yeah, if you had a full, free Rek'Sai 3, what are her items?
I mean, I feel like she's a Vanquisher, so Hodge makes sense.
Sterak's makes sense, and then, yeah, I guess it would just be Titans.
Give the Ginsous to the Belva.
I am down.
But Bikinzu's honestly seems fine for now.
I messed up when doing my salvager, I was confused.
She kinda flocks.
Okay, this isn't my exact board, we're gonna find a way to fit in I think 4 void.
Cog or Xay?
Um, yeah, something along those lines.
Glove is fine.
Glove is actually more than fine if I can get it.
Sword.
In general, you can't get enough swords in this comp.
Over a little bit here.
oh wait fuck oh that was silly
all right well it's not silly but Niko needs to get replaced with scion brain
is slow.
Hopefully I still win this.
Is it ever Solrex I pitted to Diana?
You lost me at Solrex I.
I refuse.
There we go.
One of those works I feel like she's doing damage.
I definitely think she is.
Okay, can we go straight to the backline here and just delete this jinx?
Don't let her play the game.
Oh, really?
Okay, you get one more chance. Come on.
To the backline, please.
Nice.
Wow.
Wait, Rexli actually kind of hurts.
Wow, why does Rek'Sai 2 look so good?
What's going on?
Maybe we're not crazy, Rek'Sai Reel?
Alright, we'll play 4 Void, we get Belveth in.
Can get gameplay in 3 as well?
Wait, my spot's looking kinda good, no?
Someone's holding a Belveth, but it's just temporary.
He's gonna pivot to you, Nara.
Hot on Rek'Sai 3 is really bad. Yeah, I saw the stats. I took a glance when they confirmed their Rek'Sai 2.
Not sure what I'm gonna do about it though.
Like there's no way I'm selling, right?
Okay, I'm gonna roll for this Rek'Sai. Actually, I'll go 7 and roll for everything.
Oh my god, hang on.
Wait, yeah, classic Shrema Rek'Saih.
I mean, it could actually kind of link to Malzahar.
What the hell is going on?
Okay, I'm not gonna throw the next round,
but I won't spend any money if I lose,
then I'll spend money and try to unlock Zerath.
But our next one also is probably really good.
We're unsealed from steel.
It's not glass cannon.
I don't think it's unsealed from steel.
I don't really need it.
Oh wait, actually, isn't unsealed from steel this?
Yeah, wait, with the dark and scythe?
Wait, you're right!
Oh my god, you're right!
I totally forgot.
Dark and scythe this.
Or I'm down.
Wait.
I'm trying to remember if it was Scythe or Bo.
I feel like it was safe.
So what happens?
Does she just like spin kill, spin kill, spin kill?
Oh, she's really slow now.
What a wild game.
Unlocked return, unlocked return.
Wait, I'm like so lost, hang on.
If I'm actually gonna play Sharima, okay first of all am I trolling for playing Sharima?
If I'm playing Sharima, I'm absolutely not playing Bilgewater, right?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm absolutely not playing Bilgewater, Sharima, Void.
That's way too much.
Yeah, wait, let's just unlock her eyes on top of it, I'm down.
I'm better, oh man.
I'm sure that's who's got to be stronger, right?
Wait, I think I should, like, disrupt her.
I don't fucking know, man.
I don't know.
Nothing makes any sense on this board.
This might be the most woke game of TFT ever.
Hmm, do I drop the Sterex or do I drop the Hodge?
Oh yeah, actually the artifact is uh, while I steal him down.
Okay, so we're exiting this spot, not able to sneak to the backline.
Okay, if you're asking boxbox, what's your game plan?
I don't know!
I really just have no clue, man.
I don't know if this does anything.
I don't know what my game plan is, I'm so confused.
I'm trying to mix too many things.
Void, Sharima, Vanquisher, Slayer, Bilgewater.
Fuck it, they're on ATrocks?
Hodge and then... oh wait, no.
I'll think about QSS.
Is it just double hodge? That's like a bit weird. Maybe I salvager?
Oh, I can salvager gameplay and can fix items.
Yeah, I'll salvager.
Alright, you're not in the pool, holy shit, I'm not him.
find one or an ectin though
find one or an ectin
Alright, um, yeah, so if you guys want to know what's my game plan, I'll let you know
once I figure it out, okay? Okay. Alright, cool. Scython reneced in. Oh, I only have two
Two removers left man.
I haven't like once moved.
I probably can't move randomly now.
Okay what are the odds that my rex just walks forward one square here and then goes straight
to the inara and eats her ass.
Aw, didn't happen, lost the 50-50.
Well, my Rek'Sai is going on an adventure.
Wait, this comes actually so fun though, because Rek'Sai and Renekton both just go on adventures.
Like, only God knows where they want to go. It's too hard to predict their path.
This is actually like a tuber off the fact that it's just such an unconventional game.
I need a 3rd Belveth item. QSS would be amazing, but I think I would settle for Hodge.
Yeah, add Fizz and Diana. Oh my god, you're so right.
Hmm.
Alright, I'm sure to get a- it's double thunder, whatever.
Wait, oh my god, if I went fizz, aren't I like perfect synergy?
and then Ornn.
Is the game seems better on the velvet?
The Rex I needed the attack, see what I'm pretty sure.
Ah!
Okay, it's fine.
Maybe my...
Oh, you did not go straight to the backline.
They met up!
Okay, it's not even bad.
They met up in the middle of the map.
Oh, see a backline?
I lost.
Okay, go 9.
Shyvana and then in Bessa. I think that's it.
Oh wait, no, isn't it actually right?
Yo, check me out, check me out. Check me out. You guys ready to see this?
I call this Rex side goes on an adventure her first cast she goes left and then her second cast she goes to the backline and kills them all
Ready come on
Rex that goes on an adventure
What if I just roll it down?
Wait, it doesn't roll it down, it actually sounds kinda good.
Cause you have like a random renecd in 3 angle, gangplank 3 actually like matters here.
Chugath or Shrivana over Malice actually sounds good.
What about Ryze? I'm pretty sure Ryze is not real here. I'll have zero items for him.
Oh man, full matter of forgery.
I am trusting my gut.
Okay, alright, good roll down, let's go nine.
Okay, I think Albert, think, think, think, think, first of all, Ambassador doesn't matter,
you need Fiddlesticks.
Yeah, Ambassador doesn't matter.
Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter.
Okay, I have no clue how to position this.
I just have a bunch of melee carries
and I'm just gonna pray that they go everywhere.
All right.
Renekton, Belveth just goes somewhere.
Oh, straight to the back!
Can you finish him off?
Wow, he really outlifed all that, really?
Damn.
Really, he outlifed all the,
he outlifed all the rex-sign?
No. Such an interesting game.
Four random melee carries.
I got so confused on how to shoot my items.
I feel like everyone had decent items, but like maybe it was something else.
I know Rex I needed a Taxi for sure, but I couldn't find a QSS on her.
Maybe Dark and Scythe are in Ecten.
Yeah, I could have also just picked Darken Boe and then just played it on the Belveth
and not actually killed what the Rex died.
Like, I could have just given her whatever items and then made her not the focus of the
comp.
I do feel like late game she falls off if she's not one-shotting.
Why 4 void?
Because I have a Rex I3 I don't want to sell her.
Why do you still keep Chogath as your itemized tank you didn't even have Juggernaut in?
All the image was too small.
I'm not happy about having to play that. I just didn't have anything else. It's not
terrible since it's a poor void. Hello, Rick and Roll.
Wait. He doubled down. He said, sorry, I missed the Shyvana. You were running it as soon as
your list for five rounds. Analyze the replay.
You didn't notice the Nullis one on board?
I mean, there's definitely something better,
But I didn't hit anything good.
I think it was supposed to be like Rift Herald 2
plus Volibear, but like, game was too complicated.
There was a Herald and Wukong on the 5-7 shop.
Alright, 1-star Wukong, 1-star Herald is not better.
It has to be a 2-star.
If I rolled on 8, I could have done it.
But we just went 9 and just played anything.
Alright, I'm playing the ad break.
I'll see you guys in a bit.
What an interesting game.
It's a shame it was a 4th.
was a fourth. I feel like it was a world work I'd done better, but I had no idea how to
Oh, Nioh 3 is out.
I gotta buy Nioh 3.
Wait, it's not out yet?
Oh the game unlocks in two hours.
Wait, do I get a bonus for pre-purchasing it?
Deluxe Edition? What does the Deluxe Edition give you?
Let's see. Pre-order bonus. Hall of Fire Equipment set.
That doesn't sound that cool, honestly. Early purchase bonus.
Low and Wolf armor sounds kind of cool.
Digital Deluxe gives you the base game and the season pass.
also a bunch of skins.
Alright, I'm definitely going to play the DLC.
I should probably just get it.
Neo3 is so expensive.
Oh it is, I mean $70 is pricey.
But also, I will say Neo, like, I don't know if you played Neo2.
Neo is like one of the games that you use, it's so worth it.
They're so confident, by the way, that they give everybody the first 5% of the game for
free, because once you pick up the controller and play it, you'll know it's worth your
money.
It's actually just a disgustingly good game.
It's one of those, the moment I picked up the controller and tried moving around and
tried swinging a sword, I was like, this game is awesome.
Nioh 2 is awesome.
I've waited for this game for so long.
I saw Jinx before I saw the bow.
How many hours can you put in?
I played Neo2 for like 160, and it was a very fun 160 hours, and you could have even gotten more.
There's a lot of replay value.
It is one of those games where you can kind of go infinite and play for hundreds of hours.
Little Trotter is interesting.
There are a few interesting angles here.
I kind of like a Warpath, but I shouldn't, but it wouldn't be fun.
I'm going to do it.
Warpath.
Oh, no.
All right, my bad.
Oh, no.
All right, my bad.
Oh, no.
I probably lost the game already.
Alright, maybe I can play with Bilge, although I just sold TF.
I can also play T'Nara, yeah I can play T'Nara, it's like somewhat playable, yeah what is
Is there anyone you want to... spirits?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna try Trist as like a mid game carry.
It doesn't look that good, but I'm gonna try.
I feel like I was supposed to take that TF and play Bilge.
Oh my god.
I just sold man.
Give me one second.
I got a full screen of my camera for a sec.
I need to pre-order this game.
I'm telling you this game is actually so sick.
Neo3.
Alright, probably shouldn't install it yet.
Sorry, I just had to cover my screen in case there was any personal details there.
Neo3 is- oh fuck.
I might even stream it.
Is that good of a game?
Even though it's very far out of what I would normally stream?
like Sekiro, but you get to make a sexy Samurai character. That's a lot faster. Oh my god,
I'm gonna lose. I can't believe I'm gonna lose this. Oh my god. Such a bad fight RNG.
Hello, Technicopee.
Thanks for the prime.
I'm on Kennen. Yeah, I'll try.
No, the game's actually just taunting me. I gave up on Bilgewater, and now all I can
Seer bilge.
Okay, I think I'm fucked. I think I'm gonna just pretend I don't have Warpath.
I'm gonna just play the game as if I was just forcing Ionia and my augment was just like five gold.
I'm pretty sure where she's going to lose, but hey, maybe you can high roll.
What's her name?
It's Spirits.
It's like okay.
If I lose because she just wasted a full ult on a 1HP target, I'm going to scream.
Okay, I actually almost lost that.
What was the run playing?
Uh, Lissaraphine, also Lissaraphine, Slayer's, Yordles, into what?
Lissaraphine again?
And Slayer's, Void?
Interesting.
My Tristana keeps on ulting 1 inch for targets
I'm so poor man lose win lose win lose it's literally
really the worst trick you get in the game the only reason it's lose win lose
win lose and not lose win win win win is because my tristana keeps on ulting
one HP targets and none of the damage is carried over it's all wasted she
ulted a one HP target like twice in both of my losses I was like barely lost it's
actually so frustrating. I guess I should be in a decent spot.
Okay, unplayable items.
Oh my god.
Pears, pears, pears, pears, pears, pears, five pears.
Let's just sit here and die.
I can already tell you guys what's going to happen.
I'm going to lose most of these rounds in stage three.
I might win a couple random ones, which will break my streak.
And then I'm gonna go eight with like zero gold because I had no streak money
And then I'm gonna hit like a you know, right and then I'm gonna die
Even though I'm uncontested I'm still just gonna die. I'm gonna not even get close to catching my warpath
The fire on you was so unlucky the magic is so lucky my shop roll down is unlucky the fact that got your stana is unlucky
Holy shit, man.
Alright, I'm down.
Gold destiny into like something that hopefully bails me out because like seriously nothing
else is going to bail me out here.
Ijean money, solo plate, sure, we'll take it.
Alright, I'm gonna roll like twice here and just hope I hit some upgrades.
One more.
I need a front line upgrade.
I hit a frontliner.
It only took 20 gold.
Let's go.
Sorry, I'm just like really salty.
This is actually one of the most unliked games I've played in a long time, and I've had some pretty bad games today.
This just stunning is so pathetic.
I feel like my board is stronger if I just do this.
Like is that crazy?
I actually think it's stronger.
What are you talking about bro?
You hit Loris, Shen and Jin.
Yeah, after rolling 20 gold on 6.
hit anything if you roll hard enough. The fact that it took me 20 gold to hit four pairs,
or three out of four pairs is insane. Like the fact that I even got to that spot in the
first place to have all those pairs is insanely bad luck. Like thank god I hit the Loris at
at the end if I didn't I'd scream.
Alright, it wasn't even 3 out of 5 pairs, it was 2 out of 5 pairs.
Oh my god.
If there was one way to get back into the game instantly,
I don't think I'm getting it though.
Yeah.
We know our with bow, oh.
Alright, stop complaining, let's try to figure something out.
Hey, at least we correctly identified that we had to roll.
Level?
Bro, you want me to go from 49 to 17 gold?
Leveling and having 20 gold is like a huge throw.
Like yeah, I have a really good next in, but leveling down to that amount of money is so
bad. I'd rather lose this round than level. My guy barely didn't cast. Unlucky.
Wait, hang on.
Is it this?
What do you love here, a streak?
If I had like a 5 streak, yeah.
If I had a 5 streak, I would level down to 20 for it.
If I had won that turn, I would level here to try to keep streak.
But I usually lose way too much money if you level down to 20.
Jumped Warden.
I'm pretty sure it's still stronger.
Orc-in is pulled over.
I think.
I'm not actually sure if it's stronger, but I feel like it's stronger.
And I only have one get that deals damage, giving him 25% bonus attack speed is kind of
big.
Alright, I mean, one bright side, I'm uncontested.
Okay, I don't actually think it's stronger.
Yeah, the one bright side is that I'm uncontested.
So maybe I can just like roll late like on 4-5 and hit everything.
Okay.
Maybe...
Maybe I can sue.
Wait, is it like actually lores 3 here?
I-I-I think it's actually Loris 3, in this spot.
I'm just gonna make GS.
Surely it's like, good enough.
It's definitely not the UNAR Abyss, but we're improvising now because my game is so so so
fucked.
GS hopefully can win me a couple of rounds.
That's actually a GS stuff.
Okay, I'm actually gonna sell Swain.
Okay, one buff, two buff, don't need it, trifecta, don't need it, one overflow, don't
need it.
It's not the egg.
Aw fuck, is it really jeweled lotus when I already have IE?
Yep, everything else is pretty bad.
I can't go egg.
I kinda want to reroll and take the others behind this.
Oh.
Okay, wait, hang on.
Let me cook.
I'm just gonna try really hard to figure something out.
I'll have Loris- oh my god, okay, alright, we're gonna actually go off the deep end
here.
We'll have three Ionia, I think, I mean we don't even have to play Ionia, it could just
be legendaries.
Loris and Vi, Kennen, Xin Zhao, link really well together.
And Tristana, honestly.
I am thinking I just want to get a little bit of an illusion setup that's going to be really hard.
Probably Unara. No, I'm trying to include this Loris 3.
I don't even have good Unara items anymore.
Unara though.
Alright, I'm going to stack one more and then I'm going to go all in.
What about rigs?
With what money do you want me to go 9?
I'm not going to get close to 9 before I die here.
I'm just going to try to walk in the lowest 3rd of my frontline.
Play some weird Ionia Piltover Flex and just get out of here with a 7th place.
Add Tricediplanner.
Add to bronze for life.
Alright.
I'm just gonna turn my team planner off.
We're actually just gonna following this.
I'm taking money.
I made this earlier, might be able to experiment with it.
This involves Ryze, that's not possible in my spot.
Down there on the guard breaker
Okay, if I find Sagewani, maybe there's something available here.
Even shot is probably correct. Sorry, I'm just extremely dizzy I'm grasping at
straws trying to figure out what to play. I'm pretty sure we're dead. I have such a
good UNAR board but it's too late. Yes, isn't it so sad that it's too late?
I'm pretty sure I want to do something along the lines of Frawlyard, Ionia, Piltover, and
like I can kind of see it linking together.
So Loris is not it, I mean, I need a front line piece and I need synergies, so Loris
actually makes a lot of sense, because I'm forced to play Brunster Life.
You saw how bad my Prismatic Augments were, right?
It's actually unplayable.
That's all I can do.
I'm probably just gonna die, but whatever, it's my best shot.
I cannot express how frustrated I am right now.
Everything that could have went wrong went wrong in this game, including the Prismatic
Augment.
Like, I didn't want to take this.
I had to take it, because everything else is unplayable.
Okay, find a Sejuani.
Find a Sejuani over the second lures, and then like, you're kind of back?
Well, kind of.
Okay, maybe Volibear.
You one sedge
I'm so fucking dizzy.
I just kill me now. I've hit zero lores since deciding to go lores three
Just kill me. I also can't even hit my Yanara
Oh, how pathetic.
How pathetic of a board I'm playing today.
Ash 2 second carry.
I said, okay, I have six lorises and a dupe.
Maybe I can make a bronze life board.
Into zero lorises and 70 gold.
I need Kennen, unfortunately.
Nah, I'm dead no matter what.
Just roll for like a Vi too.
My damage is nearly 0.
If I had a Ginsu on the Sionara, I could have actually maybe played the game, because
she might actually do enough damage.
Volibear could carry.
Okay, how do you propose I put Volibear back into this board?
And while keeping my Bruns to life.
Do you think of all of our 1, Kennen 0 was going to work there?
If I hit Kennen, I'd consider it, because I need a second unit that does damage.
You had Gingsuit?
Sorry, I'm not talking about on the end, though.
What I'm talking about is, like, if I had a playable board before the end, I already
I already gave up. I already gave up on stage 5.
Like at this point, yes I could have made ginses, but like the game's already over. I quit.
I'm just like grasping at straws there.
You are correct, I could have made a ginses.
If I had a board that made sense in the early game, and didn't completely whip on Prismatic Ogre, like...
I don't want to go through this and just tell you guys everything that went wrong, because it would take me an hour.
Alright, just trust me, everything that could have went wrong went wrong.
There was like 8 different RNG checks where it's like I could have had a way to play the
game and I didn't get offered one.
The moment I went, I warped into Trist 2, the game was already like 90% over.
I found a couple of ways to get back into the game, and the game said nope.
I'd rather just move on.
I'll probably head break. I'll see you guys in a bit.
Thank you to Mobile667, thanks for the 8 months.
I should have done this last turn.
I do want to be level 4 though, there's a there's a very high chance of double Ori
shop, but it feels wrong to do this without having actual items on a unit.
My game plan is to hit a double Ori shop right here.
There's a bug that makes you more likely to hit two copies of an unlockable unit on the
turn you unlock them. So I want to level up to abuse that bug. It's not even really abuse,
it's just more likely to happen than not. Didn't happen here though. Healing and shielding.
Alright, we're probably just playing list seraphine.
Ah, holy shit.
I don't think I've ever been so angry at the game.
That was actually, like, beyond fucked.
happen in that game. Thank you buddy boo.
I don't really want to dupe this Vi, but I think I have to.
I think there's a good chance that this leg makes the diff and then streaking is really
important.
The reason I took team building is not to rule for a 3 star.
The reason I took team building is to get a 2 star tempo and then get a 2 star tempo
again.
I want to use the spector or you to and then spike to like lores to on stage three something like that
I think this is reasonable
Ah, this is a put the fries in the bag game make it play a really boring line
Just do it better than everybody else
Open a rod.
Nice.
I should check my 4-pilt over.
I don't think I'm gonna play it, but actually, I wonder if it's worth it to play it.
No, no, I don't think it's worth it to play it.
It's good to know if I have acceleration gate.
There's like five different things you can get on tilt over four.
I think one of them is insanely good, acceleration gate.
One of them is okay.
I think like three are unplayable.
I think it's like acceleration gate is okay, or really good.
Yeah, acceleration gate is really good.
Magnetron coil is okay, and the rest are unplayable.
Let's see.
Nice.
The HV1 is fine, not if bombs or carry.
You can maybe do the HV1 and then play Loris.
If you play Loris, main carry could work.
Otherwise, like, you're mostly taking it for surfing to do an orio to do damage.
Okay, well, looks like the tempo dupe was good.
What are the other modules buffed?
I think that a lot of the two modules are buffed.
like a tune to oscillator and the overclocked whatever
capacity is actually the one that was buffed a little bit
too late.
Wrong game.
Yeah, this was buffed, which is nice,
because we will be healing and shielding a lot.
And then the attacks were almost buffed.
For the four, there's only really one that works for your board.
Like micro rockets, it's like offensive.
about how like low damage it is, it's actually disgusting. I cannot believe they left that
in the game.
right there you know I know I left your human icon
Okay this is a little scary but I need to win this turn.
I like have to win because I can't afford to sell lowers here.
This is my strongest board.
If I lose, my Econ's really fucked.
Just pray that I win this. 5 streak, level up.
Okay, position for this guy.
Okay.
I think we're positioned to kill the Kiana second.
I think.
Come on by, get a big stun, big stun!
okay this is I think it's positioning gap I hope I hope it's positioning gap oh
god oh god please ah that's fine I can die knowing that I did everything I
possibly could have done that turn
Hmm, can't be exiles, word's very clumpy.
Healing words is actually pretty good here.
Miss connections, don't need it.
Oh, okay that's actually like a bit of a shame, I'm never losing again.
Yeah, I'm never losing again.
Oh sorry, I'm never losing for a while.
I might lose later on down the red line.
I think it's just don't even level.
I already lost my streak.
I actually kind of like this team building play.
I feel like people usually take this because like, oh I want to reroll Echo, and I'll just
like wait, get both, and then double-jup Echo.
But I kind of like this use it to get your two star fast to win streak then use it again to maintain your streak
I mean we lost but that was just unlucky matchmaking
His items always stronger
It might honestly be because always just like a goat I
Want to see a Navy two is good though
But it honestly might have been
Ah, how much money did I lose there for not winning that round?
Like 12 gold, maybe 15?
Ah, stop thinking about it.
Tilting more is not going to do anything useful.
Let's just focus on the game.
You can get Frullured in.
Uh, it's not better than Zoey.
I could put it next turn though.
Like, Zoey's insane. She also chills. Not only does she chill for CC, she chills for anivia.
Killing Orbs is actually kind of insane here, holy crap.
My front line is just never dying.
Would you ever consider Double Trouble Draven?
That doesn't sound very good.
You're not going to have items for your Dravens.
I was going to play Double Treble, I just played the very overpowered Nautilus in the
hardline.
Alright, I have no open components.
Lissandra with a bad component is tempting.
Otherwise, Rod tier.
I am down to take Lissandra with bad component.
Actually fuck am I well to it now I am uncontested
Was I actually willing to take this the back component I it's a really good unit to hit right now though
Yeah, it's a really really good unit to hit
I think this is stronger.
Okay, as long as I don't get another sword.
If I get another sword, it's really bad.
But if I can like turn this into Gunblade, Shojin, or Jyncelair, it's fine.
Okay, it's not actually that fine.
But I feel like it's not that bad.
I have to factor in the fact that I would have streaked for 1, 2, 3, 4, and then creep
round so it's definitely way more than eight gold and I'm pretty sure the math
comes out to like 15 gold lost it depends on how long the streak would have
continued for so like you won't really know how much money you lost until the
round is over or the streak is over I mean once once the streak is over then
we can look back and be like oh yeah we lost this many rounds of three gold and
I'll say it's a little bit complicated because you're also gaining a small
streak amount of gold, like right now I'm still getting like 2 gold per win instead of 4.
Wow, this healer orb is actually going crazy, so don't want to just can't die.
Okay, honestly, the little stun I think is worth it.
They probably saved me like 20 gold on my roll down to have this Lissandra.
Alright fuck it, I'm actually down to a level.
Okay. Anything but sword. Literally anything but sword.
Dude.
Dude, I can't even kill off the sword.
I can make another steadfast.
Molly items?
No, I don't think it's worth hitting a Molly.
I might literally make an Infinity Edge and then just say this is the price of that Lissandra.
Yeah, I think I'll literally just make an Infinity Edge if I have to.
praying for an item augment then big grab back could actually save me here
Pandora's items salvage bin honestly okay well it's not the egg it's not
radiant GG it could be money monsoon okay I mean sure money monsoon listen
level up right now roll for my board
need to hit one
Okay, I'll do this for now.
Alright, I'm gonna...
No, no, no, I'll go double set fast.
I'll kill these swords off.
One way or another.
I got pissed on.
That's okay, that's okay.
I think we expected to lose here.
When you take money months in, you're really not that likely to win.
the correct line.
Okay, with money once soon I can probably chat for these as well.
Actually, I should probably play this Melzahar.
Well, no, Zoe might be better.
I don't know, Shred?
Mmm...
Yeah, I think it's always better for the Shred.
Okay, the reason I'm very down for money monster here. Normally I click combat. Well first of all, there's three money augments and no item augments.
But second, it's...
If I'm uncontested, there's actually like a path to three stars here.
All right. Rod, tear, bow. Come on. There's nowhere I miss. Rod, tear, bow.
Rod, tear, bow. Rod, tear, bow. Like just anything to make me not have to play, deathblade.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm a miracle worker. We're back, baby.
Okay, I was going to try to go 9, but now I'm just going to send it, I think.
Yeah, I'm just going to send it.
Alright, good send.
I think Seraphine is stronger.
It's not stronger? Alright, even without Disruptor I'm pretty sure it's stronger. Although now
that I've Serpentia I kind of wish I had that Meltzohar. Because I was only really
chilling 2 units. Like with 4 Piltovers it's gotta be stronger, right?
Actually, hang on.
Lissandra has 3 Freljord 2 Invoker.
Seraphine has 4 Pilt over.
It's pretty close.
It's for sure Azir.
No shit, it's for sure Azir.
Could you point me to the Azir?
If you could locate the Azeer for me, I would be very happy.
Yeah, is the Azeer in the room with us?
Alright, Belveth Slayers, Unara, Unara, Warwick, Belveth Slayers, Pissing Rumble, Bilgewater.
It's shocking that I'm like completely uncontested.
I'll probably lose a couple rounds here and then I go 9.
I got literally ran over.
Holy crap, did I kill a unit?
If list 3 is your out, why go 9?
Alright, it's not necessarily my out.
It's one of my outs.
Going 9 and hitting all 2 stars also would win.
Or at least top 4.
Taric in.
No, I don't think you understand.
I need this shred.
Shred is too important.
I would only be willing to give it up for like Azir.
Alright level 9 is cheaper now so I think I'm pretty sure I'm going level 9's correct here.
Go level 9, hit every 2 star, and then just dunk your roll.
Isn't lowest the stronger tank.
Even if he was, I'm really low on removers.
Okay, I have anti-heal, need spark, unfortunate that I couldn't get shiv.
Okay, let me roll for one disruptor.
Okay wait.
The items are changing now.
Uhhh...
How many turns to go 9?
It's only a couple turns to 9.
Hang on.
37 HP.
My items like kinda suck.
I might actually throw a land.
Okay.
All right, I'm just going for it
Okay, I wasn't gonna go for it, but then I'm pretty sure now like I don't have enough time
Alright, I don't have HP to go 9 and hit my full board.
It's completely uncontested and I naturaled 1, I think I just got to go for it at this
point.
I think my board's too weak at this point, not enough combat augments and my items are
really really bad.
My items aren't really bad, holy shit.
The fact that I won one turn was actually amazing.
I did sell a couple of bombs earlier.
It was either a thrower genius, or it's neither, it's my only play.
I wouldn't call this genius, it was actually just my only play.
Going 9, I'm dead.
If I go 9, at this point with these items, like I don't even think the 9 wins, my items
are so bad.
You're supposed to have 3 Adam Lassandra, 3 Adam Serkan at this point, and your items
to be like JG, Archangels, Mana. I have none of that. I have like Mana, Morelloa, then a gunblade
that off of a unit that deals almost zero damage. I'm also double E kind of augment.
This is actually my only play. I off of good early game, I might even top 4 off of HP.
Azir, but it's way too late.
Yeah, too late for Azir.
I mean, I would play it if I hit one, but I'm not taking Declos here at this point.
I'm just rolling like an absolute maniac trying to hit this Lissandra 3 or Seraphine or Brom
3.
I don't regret it, it was like worth one gold to see if I could hit somewhere.
I actually- oh my god, it's fine, was I killing any units?
I wasn't going to win this anyway, probably lost like 2 HP for this though.
Okay, it didn't matter.
This guy has one Seraphine, so most likely they're just selling for Lissandra.
Top three though.
Okay, I mean top three without having to play the game is nice.
I
of
Surely it's good enough, right?
Let's rebuild our front line.
No point in going nine, just rebuild everything.
Huh, it slayers slayer.
It slayers that strong.
I know it got buffed, but wow, it looks really strong.
Alright, just rebuild everything.
Rebuild Loris.
Find in his ear. Rebuild Seraphine.
Honestly, just play any frontline.
I don't even need Miles of Heart.
Yeah, I'm just going to roll.
build my frontline.
Alright, I'll start it off.
Alright, Lissandra probably wins, but I think it's good to play it safe and just make sure
I have a frontline.
Both of these guys hard counter my board.
The main way for me to lose this game is if they can run me over before Lissandra can ult
three times.
So re-rolling until I at least re-build my front line seems to make sense here.
I'm pretty sure he's rolling.
I'm just gonna position in the middle.
I don't want some weird rapping shenanigans.
I'm definitely getting stunned though.
Hold!
Oh yeah.
Nice.
Scary game.
Oh wait!
Oh, I forgot about this part.
And Bessa.
Hold the one in Bessa, hold the one in Bessa.
Oh, he got it. Damn. That was some APM. Fuck, well played.
I saw him going for it and rolled for it, but I'm too slow.
Is there any chance that it still wins? Can we one-shot? Wait. I think we did! We did!
It was a sardar one-shotter! It was a crit!
Oh my god!
Wow.
What a matchup.
Holy shit.
I saw him go for it.
And he hit six in the time that it took me to find one.
Although, I was like randomly holding Brahms, so...
I clearly wasn't like focused on the objective.
Wow, what incredible APM from that guy.
I skipped it on the first shot.
That was my bad.
I didn't even know he was going for Ambassador back then.
That was long ago.
seconds ago.
I'm shocked that I won that.
I'm pretty sure that board counters my board, so the fact that my Lissandra just like randomly
found the Invesa and then one shotter was game winning. Let me see. The final fight.
This guy was so fast, hang on. So let me see. The second and first place guy are playing the
exact same board. So like, Invesa 3 is not even on the table until this exact moment right here.
Yeah, he has no Invesa's on bench.
Oh yeah, there's the Invesa that I missed.
I see the Belveth, oh my god.
He, four imbeses!
What?
Look at that, okay, hang on.
Go back, look at this.
He has four Belveths, or one Belveth on bench, and then nothing.
He's like, he's 4-Ballot, 3-Embessa.
I roll a few times looking for my board.
I scout, he has 7-Embessas.
He still has 50 gold left.
I go for this Braum like a dumbass instead of just like rolling a 0.
Ah, so badly played for me, I didn't even position.
I'm shocked that we still win this.
I think he ran out of time or something, maybe had no removers, but like QSS definitely
needs to go on this.
Although did she even get stunned?
Oh, wow, what a way to lose.
Do you see what happened?
The Embessa just jumped in.
Watch the Embessa.
Embessa dives in, dives in, dives in, dives straight into the middle where my Lissandra
three then finds her and just kills her. Half her health gone and BT shield gone and
then right here one shot 6300 damage. If I didn't roll a crit I die.
Yeah good job Loris. Wow I really should not have won that I got really lucky.
Oh, what the heck?
Ionia Gunslinger Yordle?
Wait, my emblems just say play vertical Ionia.
Alright, I'm getting pretty tired.
Last game of the night.
Let's end this one strong.
My emblem is just saying play vertical Ionia.
Or play Ionia plus Trist.
Yeah, the rare Ionian Tristana.
Did anyone else get Ionia?
Oh, this guy got Ionia Warden.
Okay, did anyone else get Ionia?
Ionia Slayer?
Ah, fuck.
I'm like, through a contested.
I actually hate it when that happens, because there's like, actually nothing you can do about it.
You cannot do anything about the fact that other people got offered the same emblems as you.
It's just like, straight up bad luck.
Alright, I can like try to come up with a different line, but I feel like with these
emblems, doesn't it fit too well?
And it's so easy.
Can I fit a url onto bilgewater?
Oh yeah, fizz.
Maybe it's bilge, then, with a splash of Ionia.
What is the Ionia?
Spirits?
Okay, it's not double trouble.
Oh god.
I don't think it's listen composition.
Hmm.
Mesa? No, Mesa without IE is pretty bad.
I do feel like it could be Bilge for a little bit.
I'm not too happy with the savings count, but I didn't like my other spots.
Mace's will if I had a sword was good.
Okay, so maybe the other line I can consider is more of a bilgewater line.
And Fizz is your urtle.
And then you get Ionia by playing
Like you can honestly play in R here, but we'll call him for sure and maybe Shen
What's this guy doing?
Probably still Iona here, Void, Void.
The void guy, the void I own against playing void.
What does foreguns iron give? Just more AD, it's not very good.
I mean, Shindou could actually kind of link with Warden.
This is a very interesting way to play the line, I will say.
Nice backup since we didn't hit natural Ionians.
Alright, I'll play the ad break.
I'll see you guys in a bit.
Sorry, I was just playing earlier, but that game was so hype and I instantly queued up
into another one.
I should have taken a short break.
In general, I've just been massively tilt queuing, instantly queuing after every game
is over.
I'm on a massive mental tilt today, my brain is so slow.
I'll see you guys in just a little bit, okay? Sorry, I forgot to play the ad before the game started.
Oh, I wonder if that part counted.
I'm guessing it doesn't count once our combat starts.
Oh my god, what what what has she won?
Pog!
Oh fuck, there's no way I'm winning this fight though, right?
Oh, this guy's got a lot of natural two stars.
Yeah, there's no way I'm winning this.
That's okay, I didn't have a big streak.
At any point I could still pin it to full Ionia.
But I do like the idea of Bilgewater here.
The emblems all kind of surround it pretty well and I'm pretty uncontested, if we look.
I guess this guy could be...
Oh no, I think this guy is Yunara.
Okay, I can't actually tell.
Are you Yunara or are you Kaisa?
I think it's Unara. Titan's IE.
I got his Kai'Sa for sure.
And this guy I think is Ionia, but still can't really tell.
Okay, well everyone gets the same emblems.
So I think build order makes sense.
Oh, Reforger.
Wait, hang on. What do I even want to Reforge?
Hang on. I feel like you actually don't want to forge Gunslinger because you're going to
play an MF for sure. You could play Graves and then Lucian Senna that's for Gunslinger.
I feel like you don't want to forge the Yordle Emblem because it's actually got a lot of
good stats on it and then you play Fizz for sure. So if you were going to reforge something
it would be uh it would be the Ionia emblem
like I can easily fit in Ionia right now
uh but it's true that like I'm kind of down to just reforge it then pivot to something else entirely
yeah gunslinger like kindred would go crazy here
I'm like skeptical of reforging Ionia because I already have a Wukong.
It's so easy to fit in 3 Ionia here.
I could do something like 4 Bruiser, 4 Gunslinger, Bilgewater, Ionia.
It fits together pretty well.
the true path oh my god wait can't I actually do it with savings account wait
and I have an onious bet so I can actually skip wait I actually think I
can is that crazy I think I can this is my calling I have to walk the true path
Yeah, even if I die, even if I die, I have to do this.
You guys all understand, right?
Okay, wait, I have to do this.
I have to at least try.
I can't imagine doing anything else to end this stream.
I get to skip Yone, and I have to make it to 10.
With savings account, I get to just like sit here, and I actually have a decently strong
board.
With savings account, I can hold up to 70 gold, and then I'm gonna get a big burst of
30.
I should have hit one at each Ionian.
I'm not, I don't think I'm going to lose this.
I have to hit a Unar, though. I should be easy to hit one.
Oh my god.
Wait, it's actually so woke.
Jesus for money.
This is so, this is so woke holy shit.
I played builds for max econ with savings account.
I slowly collect all the Ionians.
And we just go straight to 10.
I actually have to see one Yunara and I have it as long as I have the money.
Oh, and I'm facing so many weak players!
Oh my god!
We are walking the true path today, baby!
I kinda wish it was the gold version though, cause...
This one, yeah, you get some duplicators, but I don't really care about the dupes.
Cause I don't need Yone.
Now everybody gets a Prismatic instead, it's okay.
I'm sure this is all going to be explored on this portal.
Alright, you still have to make it a 10.
It's only not trivial.
Alright, I'll just slam anything to stay alive.
Wait, what if I go pan and pray for a fawn?
Then I get it on 9.
Aw, man.
Alright, I probably won't tank at him.
I think I won't even shrub.
Play Ionian Galeo to get it on 9.
Wait!
You're so right!
I can play Ionian Galeo to get it on 9.
Okay, that's Hall of Troll, but it actually could work.
Who would be able to get ten units in on nine?
I'm gonna randomly hold the demoscene
and see if it becomes an angle.
I'll be right back.
Did I win?
Oh.
He's jerking it so he has clear to cook.
No, no, no. Oh wait, hang on. I wasn't jerking just so we're clear
I'm focusing
Actually, I should have to pee
Okay, wait, do you have to three to moss a in for galliot account or does he count no matter what because like
Like, if you have a Galio with an emblem, it adds to your board.
But I don't know if you have to actually have 3 Demacia in.
Like he won't enter without 3 Demacia, but I wonder if he'll still contribute.
He counts.
I'm like legit kinda down to consider it.
Cause the alternative is you have to just go 10 or get a fond somehow.
Or are we overcooking?
Oh I mean, it's either this or go 10.
I'm down to go 10 if the game lets me.
I just think it'll be a little hard.
I can hold 70 gold so I just chill.
One, two, three, four, five, six Ionians.
Need Shindrel, Kennen.
I mean, the Kennen one gets unlocked automatically.
And then you set its guaranteed.
So I'm really just missing one.
I don't need to get also to
now's level
Level hold 60.
Yeah, I don't think I'm changing any emblems around.
Yeah, I can change your auto emblem. No, it's still good combat. Can save some HP.
Okay, so I'm already guaranteed level 9 from this spot. So I need to get like 50 more gold
from this spot.
Ah, I need money.
i missed connections to 14 gold
gunslinger trying to get any of.
Uhhh...
Gunslinger is actually kind of good.
Also, I still have to go 10 no matter what under these circumstances.
I think I'm supposed to...
Am I supposed to roll?
I think I'm supposed to roll a little bit.
Find one, change that one, Ynara.
There might be a lot out of the pool.
Alright, roll for 1 Ynara, and 1 Shunjo.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
I need to get gunslinger or whatever.
I'm dead.
Okay, thank god I won a round.
I think I can go to Crippren now.
I still haven't found one Shinjo yet.
I'm taking most gold.
Are you going Ryze?
No, I'm going something else.
I just find a shinger like right now though
One shinger please
No
What the heck?
I can't afford to roll that deep.
At this point I think I just have to natural it.
Oh my fuck, am I dead?
Oh my god.
so much damage 15 okay I don't think I'm ever dead report your own gunsinger and
pray honestly I'm down at this point yeah honestly I'm down if I a fortune
it's like really easy.
I don't really need the Yordle.
Well, all the Defenders useful at least.
Oh my god, guys, I had to find one Shenzhou.
I don't think I have enough money, ah no.
Okay, I throw so much.
I wish I saw this now.
Okay, so what can be sold?
Kindred can be sold.
He also can be sold.
I have to find one Shinjou?
I actually don't even have the money anymore.
I actually got locked in the Shinjar jail.
Fuck.
Alright, I just gotta roll down and hit a board.
there's the shin job it's too late
Sad.
Didn't even hit your nard too.
Ah, I'm like 10 gold away.
If I hit one Xin Zhao in my first like 30 gold of rolling, I actually would have survived.
Hmm. Okay, I'm just rolling it down for anything.
That's all I got. Goodbye world.
I just wanted to walk the true path.
Anyway, if only I could hit a shinja earlier, all I can do now is just salvage the sixth
place. She know her Jhin? No, it's Gunslinger. My synergy is actually pretty good now. We're
not going to see the moon, guys. Wait! Wait, what the hell? I live? Lucian Senna saved
Take my Unora!
There's a 1% chance that it's a fun carousel!
Oh?
No, fuck the fun carousel.
Just go for the legendary, stay alive.
I'm still not making it to 10 guys.
Oh god!
Oh god, there's a giant Brock!
Come on Defender Wukong, make me proud.
I need someone to hit my set, like right now.
Aw, I'm so dead.
My set took too long.
Actually, wait, is there a chance my set goes to the backline?
MY SET!
OOOH!
Shark or not? No. Can you do two?
I put it on Shen like a dumbass.
needs to go on Kennen. Might as well keep it there though.
Oh god. We're gonna get Brocked.
Oh we're getting Brocked. Wait, I somehow didn't get Brocked. Lucky, lucky.
Is there a chance I scam a top four? The most undeserved top four of all time?
Failed 10 Ionia into this
Are we going to the moon
We'll come, we'll come, we'll come!
That guy's Lux 3 almost.
I can't stop that.
Wait, I'm somehow not facing the Brock again.
Oh my god.
How am I still not facing Brock?
Okay, just stand still.
How are you still in this game? I don't know.
They should have been over because of the Shinja thing.
Oh, my set got bugged. Uh oh.
Ah, that's actually the end.
No, the set bug. That was a good run.
Ah, it's okay.
Damn.
Alright, honestly, kind of an incredible salvage show of fifth after we realized we couldn't go, uh, Tenaonia.
Man, I had, I rolled 40 gold, and if, if instead of rolling 40, I only had to roll 20 to hit one Shinja, one Yunara, I would have won.
I would have made it
Like look at this spot
Right here
We're gonna spot like if I had shins out right here
Right here I
I have like exactly enough money to sell Kindred, sell Wukong, and then like, oh actually, no, I actually wouldn't have enough.
I would have to play at one cost somehow.
Yeah, like right here is like the tipping point, like it's all I can sell, and we miss the Xin Zhao.
I rolled for 40 gold, man. I cannot believe it was Xin Zhao. Like I thought it'd be Unara because it's the way contested.
Oh, actually, yeah, you can sell Kennen.
If I had it right here, I could hit it.
Boom, right there.
Isn't that so sad?
Right here is when I finally hit the Shindal.
If I sold sold, that's 50.
I need 68 gold.
Sell sell, that's 50.
If I didn't upgrade the Aria, I'd have six more gold.
Sell Kennen.
19 gold, so I'm like 9 gold off
If I got an off you can augment that gave me a little bit more than 14 gold
I mean, this was probably one of the better you can augments honestly 14 gold I
Can't believe it man
I can't believe the most woke 10 Ionia game of all time gets stopped by not hitting a shinja on 8 for 40 gold I
I rolled so much here both to stabilize and also like see if I can say that you're not true to win a couple rounds
It's so complicated too because like I need to manage my board to make sure I don't die before the creep round
but also
Manage my econ so that I can make it to 10
At this point it's like maybe we can natural it
Did you ever see him in a prior shop? At the very beginning of the game we had him, but like, that was like on 2-1.
I can't believe this is the reason why we can't go to the moon.
The freest first place, gone.
Well actually it definitely would not have been free, I definitely had to work for that.
Then you have exactly 68.
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure like I'll make 10 gold off.
Let's see.
Okay, right here.
We can count the gold.
Okay, right here, we can count the gold.
Sell Kindred, sell Senna, that's 10 gold.
Sell extra Kennen, sell extra Unara, that's 17 gold.
Selvul Kong, that's 21 gold.
So I'd get 62 gold.
If I didn't upgrade this RE,
it'd be exactly 68,
and then you need like two more gold to buy something,
like a Timo.
Okay, so I had to not make the RA and also like hold a one cost unit and then hit one
shop earlier.
Honestly, I should have just gambled my game on this.
We hit it on this shop, but that's because I went nine.
If I kept rolling on eight and maybe hit it earlier, it might actually have been doable
But then we're like, okay, fuck, it's not enough.
So we just played a save a couple of rounds.
Yeah, it's literally so close.
It pains me knowing that first place,
like a gigatuber rise emblem and to walk the true path
was right there.
All I could do is just not miss on a two gold unit.
Set positioning was all it was.
Really?
I'm pretty sure my set positioning was fine in this final fight.
Also, you say that as if set positioning was the reason I didn't go first.
Set positioning was the reason I didn't go have a chance of fourth.
Like, this positioning is fine.
Like, I'm scouting.
I know this is my only matchup.
Do you really want to blame the set positioning here?
Like, the set bug happens, and life sucks.
But like, you're not going to predict that the set bug is going to happen.
Like this positioning is fine.
What ends up happening though is a really annoying bug where my set walks around the map
and just like doesn't ever do his sit-ups as a result.
Alright, like no one's gonna look at this positioning and say,
Wow, don't put set on the left, he's gonna get bugged.
No, you're gonna think I'm gonna put my set on the left
because I want the Unard to break my set.
Right, like, I don't know how you can blame
the set position there.
That's not the reason why I didn't go first place.
The reason I didn't go first place though
was because I didn't hit one shinjo in like 50 gold.
I'm actually so sad.
I've been lying in my stream for a while.
That would have been the perfect way to end it.
I'll hype, block the truth path game.
We did everything correctly too.
We just missed.
We just missed one shinjo.
If only our forgery gambit worked and we were fortunate to exactly ionize that.
that one that one's like almost guaranteed not gonna hit
I can't believe it
all right I'll play the ad break I'll see you guys in a bit
How's box tutoring? My student.
Hey.
Thank you Kevin, here we go, thanks for the sound.
This game is game- oops, sorry, I clicked on my unit video.
This title is very interesting, Dirty High Roller meets Disgusting High Roller, it's
me.
What was this game?
I need it to sell, Draven.
Even if my thunder is not fully accurate.
As long as no one else hits a 3 star 4 cost, I should be winning.
Oh my god!
I will regain the control.
Oh those items suck.
Oh Xerobo was scary.
Her items are really bad.
I can fix it later I guess.
alright that's my one out play the song go nine nah fuck that noise roll for
every single four costs try for the one and a hundred it's not even one a hundred
it was like a it was like a one and three honestly I had so many outs driven
three spikes me can go for a miracle skarner can go for miracle and Bessa can
go for you Nara I guess is like the main one that wins while there's an
and Bessa on the carousel. I mean, I'll still take...
Oh
What's up not yet one more game
I hope that was the right play I think it's Amara, I think it's the two months
Tara was not the right play, what's the what's the Delta on Bobo Flavor?
has to be pretty high up there.
Oh, thanks.
I need a rod. One rod, I pog.
God, what if I ruined everything with Silver Destiny?
Nah, okay, don't throw it, don't throw.
There's actually like a super free win here if I'm willing to just like buckle down and
take it.
It has me fire axiom here.
It covers your anti-heal and it buffs your main carry.
Wait, the rare quick striker game?
What the heck
I'm sad it's on the left it's a 50-50 on if it's left or right
Yeah, it's the ultra rare the ultra rare
Four quick shaker open here. What the heck?
Okay, the question is, is this a Noxus Fast 9, or is this a Ionia game?
The Ionia is actually very good.
But I would only pivot to Ionia if I hit Gen 2 here, yeah, otherwise, like, just, just
Just ride the driven to 9.
Or you can even pivot in.
Oh.
It's a weird to pivot in because it's enlightened.
It's so good to stay in.
Okay does anybody have a chance of beating me?
No?
No, maybe if you leveled.
No, probably not.
No?
No? No. Okay, then don't level.
Hello. Hey, it's SSG.
Oh, hey, it's SG. Thanks for the two months.
Boxbox never sees my sub.
I tell you what, it's Adonis.
I did miss your sub.
And I did miss it last time, too.
That's why I will let you
One time spin this wheel.
Take a look.
All right, it's Erdanus because I missed your sub.
I will allow you the rare double wheel spin.
Hang on.
Double wheel spin.
Let's see.
I might
Permaband it's Ardonis
Why it did say might all right spin again
I am extremely
Extremely sorry.
I hope you'll forgive me.
I am extremely, extremely sorry.
That's like extremely squared.
I am sorry that I missed your sub.
I've been very bad about noticing subs on time lately.
I've been focusing very hard on my games, and in moments of focus I keep missing it.
So, if I ever miss anybody sub, you are legally entitled to a free car off the coast of Las Vegas.
Just go to your local dealership and tell them they owe you one.
Oh no.
Fuck, he's gonna get an ash too.
I
At this point like aren't we always just playing noxious
As fine oxes forget is there a Draven real build
Wait, how do you play like driven re-roll? I mean I can also just go like Noxus to 9
Yeah, I could just go Noxus 9
Okay guys, hey, hey, hey, do me a favor, okay, let's play a game
Okay, so
I'm gonna close my eyes and I want you to Pog if there is a Draven or a Darius in my shop.
Oh, oh, they didn't even start yet. I'll just look away.
Let me open my Twitch chat.
Let's see.
The chat is saying un-pog.
Oh, that is kind of ugly.
Okay, let's do this.
Oh, fuck.
I feel like I couldn't lose my streak here.
Oh fuck, this is like the one kind of strong guy I think.
Well, he's got 30 gold.
He's also playing in Fanny Edge Arie.
Like, surely I win this, right?
Surely I win?
I'm sorry, it's getting a little loud Alright, same deal, same deal.
I'm gonna look at the chat only, let me know how I should build up my shop.
My chat disconnected, hang on.
Even worse.
Oh.
So what's that you're taking a selfie?
Oh yeah, I'm just trying to read the chat.
I'm just holding it like that so you can see that I'm looking at the chat.
Oh even shout?
Hmm, bonidari.
Oh even shout.
Deal.
Uh, am I ever just going six?
I feel like I am...
Um... Defender?
Even Trout's really nice.
Okay, I gotta remember to not make burn.
Albert, do not make burn. You don't need it.
God, I hate being on the left.
There's something really weird about it.
You know what I mean, like, isn't there something... doesn't something feel really awful about being on the left side?
Like, as a right-handed guy? Well, I don't even know if it's because I'm right-handed, I just...
It just doesn't feel right to be on the side.
I feel weird, like, I feel so exposed.
But I am forced to play on the left side.
Oh, wow, do I lose this?
Hang on, Draven's scaling up.
Okay, Draven's scaling.
I think I lost.
That was actually pretty close.
My streak!
Um, is it fire cell because fire cell's a lot of money?
Is it I for an I because I need a lot of components?
Is it branching out because I'm a psychopath?
Well, I think there's a lot of people playing Ionia, but not a lot of people just like playing like fast nine.
I do feel like components is correct.
If I don't win out, then it makes sense to do this.
I'm really sad I lost that although if I actually like really wanted to win I should have rolled
yeah it feels wrong to roll but like Draven is the kind of unit where if you hit one like
a hit a two start early yikes should just win I oh fuck I mean obviously hindsight bias because like
I know I lost now but man I really wish I rolled it makes so much sense to roll
Darius 2, Draven 2, Briar 2, most 4 costs by Q.
Okay, honestly maybe it's fine because this guy restart-missioned.
You just lost your win streak, isn't it? Fire sale?
No, not necessarily. Oh, this is interesting. Can I consider this?
Maybe not.
Driven 2 is definitely way better.
Losing your streak isn't a reason to take fire sale.
Needing to go 9 or needing a lot of money to like roll first is a reason to take fire sale.
If I was playing Unara here and so were like three other players, I'd be thinking, oh god, I need fire sale so I can roll first.
Like I'm going to get the spot. Two people are going for Unara, but I'm going kind of like Draven 2 to 9.
I don't feel that much pressure. I'd rather have good items.
So like, I'm going to play for the winout, which is level 9, and I have items.
Fire cell makes it a lot easier to make it to 9.
But I'm going to kind of just like say, oh well, I bet my Draven can just like win streak here.
And I bet that I'm fine.
I bet that I can win streak and print money.
Although I'm definitely not win streak and printing money.
I think I have to go 7 here and roll, and if I don't hit Draven, I die.
Wait.
Hang on.
Would I give up a component just to hit Draven?
I feel like I would.
Yeah I feel like I'm down, just like make sure I have this, and like it can be used
solo later.
And now I just save money on rolling.
Who knows how long it's going to take me to hit that.
Okay, if Skarner's in this build, um, am I ever leveling here?
I would have 25 gold if I leveled.
Well, 25 is basically like...
Oh, I'm down, I'm down.
25 is actually 30, because, um, yeah.
Yeah, 25 is 30.
Oh, look at this!
This is so nice, because I basically only have one carry.
He's going to get every single stack he's going to print.
Hold on, I'm getting really hot and bothered thinking about this raven.
I got to take off my sweater.
Oh, and Wukong counts twice.
Yes!
Wait, I sold Zoe.
Wow.
Are you ready?
YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAYYAY
And that little girl really paid off.
Box box I was just over at the tight chocolate starfish club and they said they had no idea
who you were.
What is the tight chocolate starfish club?
Is that a car thing?
Was it?
Does it have to do with the car thing I was talking about earlier?
Is it better if Senna's in the hex?
She spreads fire better, but it also gives a lot of attack speed so I just want Draven
to be in it for now.
It's a booty hole.
Oh what the heck?
Ew.
Print through gold?
Am I psychotic?
Would I sell my Sejuani pair?
No, Albert, don't sell your Sejuani pair.
Sedge 2, Darius 2 is actually like a real out.
Chocolate Starfish is a euphemism for a certain body part.
Oh really?
Which one?
Actually, don't tell me.
I don't think I want to know.
Oh, Zion! Can you escape too? And you're here.
I see.
Hmm.
What are the odds that I get Bow for Kraken?
Oh god, mine's like really bad right now.
Okay, Gargoyle's fine.
Ah, that one's not fine.
Oh, I like this Reforger
Okay, I am pretty sure I'm supposed to roll like twice here. Oh, I could have unlocked Skarner. Oh my god
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to roll like twice here and just hit it in upgrade
I need some backline items.
Oh fuck, am I about to unlock... uh-oh.
I'm like, trunnery.
Aw, it's not commerce core.
I don't know if it's ever coronation.
I just throw in a million random units.
It's not Commerce Core for sure.
Chosen Wolves, Embessa, and Kindred.
Wait, is that sick?
Can someone tell me right now, is that sick?
I'm going to do it, chosen wolves.
Okay, so how does this work?
Gain an Mbessa and a Kindred.
When Kindred casts, Mbessa always gains their protection against death and gains its hack
damage while protected.
When Mbessa casts, Wolf strikes all enemies hit, dealing reduced damage.
Okay, so let's- first things first, let's get both of them itemized.
This reforger's just gonna have to work overtime.
I was already pretty sure it wasn't that good in my spot because I don't have items for
them.
But the other arguments didn't seem that good, like maybe Radiant Relix, but Radiant
Relix and something for Draven does not sound that good.
I'm roll for one upgrade and chill.
Wait, is there a chosen wolves build on TFT Academy?
Oh, yeah, it's just the same build I was always gonna do okay
Yeah, honestly, I sure have a fortune some plate too, huh? Yeah sure fortune plate
Why are we fortunate on play, because I already have 3 tank items.
In this build, I definitely need to get 3 Adam Kindred, 3 Adam, and Bessa.
Same done just on this.
Yeah, because now I have 4 tank items, it's pretty awkward.
Am I supposed to roll here?
I feel like I am.
Who's the Vanquisher?
Oh, it's Phil.
Is this Biss and Bessa?
And Embessa and Kindred.
When Kindred casts, Embessa always gains her protection.
When Embessa casts, Wolf strikes, all enemies hit.
Okay.
I have good Kindred items.
No?
I don't think I can play Mel here, right?
I think it's like too hard to fit her in
Yeah, I feel like I can't actually do anything
Yeah, so no items are here true
I'll let them wrap around my Darius, my capital D.
My Mbessa is like instantly dead.
Well actually, she's died a lot longer than I expected.
Okay, yeah, I really should have forced that gargoyle man.
Not bad.
The question is, do I have a path to 9 here?
I need to go 9 and play Swain.
It's going to be hard.
I have a TG, I mean.
It's probably Hodge and then like play three items.
Or get an item for our own carousel.
Yeah, it's probably just Hodge.
What am I doing?
I just unlocked set by accident.
Okay, I have to think about what I'm gonna do here.
I can either roll down all my gold for two star everything with like a miracle in this
set angle or I sell Darius, sell Sejuani, go 9. I feel like the answer to that question
depends on how these next couple rounds go.
Ah fuck, I think I just go 9.
Oh my god, I'm first to have like items on scunner death.
Oh, bluff short.
Fuck, I should not have chosen chosen wolves man.
Now without the items.
Oh no, no, my skarner's in Narnia.
My skarner's in Narnia!
Oh!
Oh, what a shitty way to lose this fight.
Okay, at least it's top 4.
I feel like I played the mid game really well, but this chosen wolf's thing was not it.
Uh, should I just roll down for 5 embesses or die?
Like, can I actually get anything done if I level here?
Fuck, now the truth is I actually can.
I actually can.
Okay, like, while I'm playing a vanguard, I actually might do something, but I kind of
want to just like gamble it for, uh, Embessa, now that I secured top four.
But if I can, like, win this round, then I can get through out of Embessa.
I know one of them is kind of a troll item, but my biggest issue is that my Invesa keeps
going in and dying.
If she could just like, if I give her like an edge at night and she just stays alive
a little bit longer, I'm actually, I feel like it's actually kind of playable.
Like, doesn't she actually look kind of good here?
Level 9 is bait.
I mean, if I go, if I stay 8, the only thing I can hit is Invesa 3, which is like a 10%
chance.
That's your knight?
That's your knight or bt here?
Cause there was no way I was gonna win that round on level 8.
That's what happens.
Hmm, I'll just be dead here though.
This guy's tongue catch looks a bit too strong.
Can my ambassador work a miracle?
Nope.
Ah, should I try it for ambassador 3?
At least it's top 4, but I don't think I should not show this in the augment.
I'm imagining it's really good if you make it to Kindred 2, but I just don't say I've
had to Kindred 2.
I even had Eye for an Eye, so I had like 4 extra components, and I still couldn't find
ways to itemize in Bessa until the very end.
Let me see.
I think in these choices, you just go radiant relics or coronation, just roll down on 8
to 0 as if you're a little nine.
Yeah, maybe I was supposed to say, it's probably radiant relics.
I hate that by the way, but it probably was radiant relics into just a Draven item and
try to go nine off of it.
I have 73 HP and I have a Draven 2 as my solo carry here and my board is decently stable
to start Darius, to start Draven, and some frontline.
If I just put a radiant something on my Draven, I'm at a pretty good spot.
Okay, yeah, definitely should not have chosen Chosen Wolves.
Why don't we get trying?
I needed to try it once to know if it was good or bad.
But now that I know that it sucks, I'm not gonna play it anymore.
Do you need to tell anyone you're only gonna play one more?
No.
Wait, I don't think I did.
I'm gonna play- oh, I've been wanting that in my stream for a long time.
But I have a very strong belief of any in my stream on a high.
I think it's always way more fun for everyone involved.
How lame would it be if I was just like,
Eh, game sucked, see ya, I just peaced out.
I wanna give you guys a hype game to end it on, but I am tired.
prioritize sleep don't think of us oh if I imagine I'm not going to sleep if I
end my stream I'm gonna do some combination of Reddit YouTube play
neo3 play Street Fighter watch my friends play TFT masturbate or sit there
do nothing usually I just spin a wheel and decide
Alright, I'll play the ad break, I'll see you guys in a minute.
The
I don't think so.
I don't think it's a good game to stream.
I'd rather just stream TFT and then enjoy Neo3 passively off stream.
It's kind of just like a grindy game.
I don't think it's like a hype decision making game.
I don't think you guys would have watched me play Genshin Impact, like that shit's boring
to watch.
No one wants to watch me do my dailies?
No, no one wants to watch me do my dailies.
Hello, Marcellus.
F. Thanks for the print.
Unfortunately, Ioni is kind of bad here.
No!
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm not taking more to wait this time because I already confirmed Unlock Ori.
Heart of Steel is kind of interesting.
I feel like Simon's easy.
Getting Simon makes sense.
things I can find on the belt here.
Okay, uh, we're gonna have a field day with these removers.
I think I'm supposed to put this cloak on Anivia, cause she can get sold next turn.
Probably like an new patch.
I think it's alright so far.
No particular complaints.
I think I'm just playing badly.
Okay, I'm not sure exactly what I'm playing, but it's like some sort of AP.
Okay, wow, um, crap, I don't want to sell this Orianna.
I think I have to.
He's like, I'm losing way too many removers otherwise.
I might still end up playing Orianna, but definitely cannot for the right now, maybe
to is better. What can I do? I have to make 10 next turn. If I can... oh my god. Sejuani
Me is really good if I want to play the Seraphine Broncombe.
Hey yo what?
Two star Leblanc?
Alright, alright I'm out, I'm out.
I ain't contestin' that shit.
I'm just gonna play with the fries in the bag play that build that I played earlier. No, not that one
This seraphine. Where is it?
Maybe I cleared my team partner
I kind of want the Zoe.
Okay, this might be the wrong way to look at it, because tears and rods are really good
here.
But like, I'm seeing her saying, ooh, a Zoe.
I also, I think Argo is a pretty good item.
Oh, I forgot that it's this...
Oh god, wait.
Swords a little unlucky.
Swords definitely pretty unlucky, but I can try to kill it off later.
Oh Slaman plus salvagers is gonna be so hard.
There's gonna be a lot to think about here.
Is this stronger?
Oh, why do I have to face this guy now?
One in three.
Little Blanc 2, man, why?
It's actually not even that weak.
I have to sell, unfortunately.
All right, it's okay calm down need rods need tears anything but sword
How did he lose twice I mean he lost to at the beginning and then he hit his upgrades
Oh my god, it's scion to wukong the blank to would bring her rune
What the heck?
All right now stop focusing on someone else's high roll. Let's play our own game
Oops
Am I crazy for that kind of thing it's an a-cell game
Oh, my item's like pretty unplayable.
I guess I can salvage your GS.
Yeah, I think this kind of makes sense.
Is it crazy that I'm like legit thinking about Aesol here?
Oh.
I really shouldn't be thinking about Aesol here.
But, oh.
Why do I kind of feel like it's viable here with two dupes?
This helps me hit Leona.
This helps me hit Asol too.
Keylorin is pretty good at Tuned Oscillator.
Okay, definitely have to do this.
If I hit Taric, I'm actually down to go for Asol though.
Oh my god, okay, are we out? Yeah, it's the same game as last time when I played Lissaraphine,
except last time I also had too many swords, although I did kind of ask for it because
I took a Sword of Carousel to get a Lissandra, Invoker, Bilgewater, Echo Reroll, or maybe
Warwick.
And this guy's the Seraphine.
Okay, so I'm gonna test about one guy.
What about one guy I can test or get?
I'm not sure.
But he didn't get a dupe
Do I even take this?
Do I take an ash too?
I don't think I do
This guy's level 740.
It's going to be very hard for me to contest that.
Okay, down to get Taric on Carousel and then play A-Soul.
Damn, Healing Robs is so good when you have one tank.
My sense of honor just keeps on getting healed over and over again.
Taric on Carousel.
Okay, I really need tears and rods. Tears and rods, tears and rods, tears and rods, tears and rods.
I will take a one gold tier, I'm down.
down.
Okay, I'll probably summon whatever I get on Tarnivia, because there's Gwen's gifts.
I wish I could apply around this Gwen's gifts.
Oh, yes!
Let's tear and rod holy shit.
20 gold.
I feel like it's worth it.
Oops.
Okay, I'm a dumbass.
I thought I had one pilt over in, so I leveled up for Caitlyn, but then I saw that it didn't
make a difference.
So now I'm just playing a random Leona.
I honestly, random Leona is kind of good.
If I can keep it straight through this, I might actually be able to compete with my Contestor.
Yeah, maybe this randomly leveling to 7 actually gets me something here.
Hmm, a lot of Sujuanis.
I think I'm down to hold, I don't know, 5 Sujuanis, like, I might not have the money
for it.
would actually go crazy this guy's so rich level 850 or level 750 he's
He's 10 gold richer than me, so I guess he's not super rich.
Oh look at those healing warbs in action.
He could have more than 50.
He could!
i don't think it's very likely
okay wait
interesting
i'm definitely gonna go for sedge 3
i would probably even use my gold dupe for it
i'd probably have to sec the next turn though
he's gonna die
uh... he's gonna spike for sure and live for a while
But I think, yeah, he'll probably eventually die unless he, like, giga-hits.
I'm praying he does not giga-hit. That's really bad for me if he does.
Oh, Rodzen Tear is nice.
Okay, I have a lot of HP, so I'm down just like, chill, lose my streak, stack a couple-
Oh my god.
Wait, how is my Anivia clutching this?
How is Anivia 2 winning this?
Oh yeah, Anivia already crits. Maybe this is a wasted remover. Ah, whatever.
Wait, I won.
This guy didn't quite hit yet. All right, fuck it. I'll just level and contest him.
Reinforcement, oh I'm down. Reinforcement, go 9. Sure
Just find the first one in my build
Uh, am I level 8?
What?
Oh my god, I missed.
Wait, which one am I supposed to do here?
Wait, that's actually crazy.
I was 40 gold and I didn't hit Alessandra, Seraphina, and Braum until like the very,
very, very end.
Did someone have like seven of them?
I couldn't even go for Sedge 3.
I'm going to miss Exploration Gate.
That was actually crazy, I was in such a good spot and now it's just like over.
Wow, I was gonna say like reinforcement, hit anything, go 9.
Like hit one Braum, one Lissandra, one Seraphine, go 9, but wow, I actually missed some for
you.
You know, I almost felt like it was bugged, like I almost thought I was gonna look over
and you guys would be like box box, you didn't level.
Box box.
He had everything.
Oh, he also had reinforcement.
Man, it must be nice to get reinforcement
and hit your board.
I'm just dunking it from one brawl.
Snip snip.
One braum.
One braum please.
Oh god.
That actually is like knocked the wind out of my sails. I'm just gonna sit here and like die
I've never seen a world on that tragically bad with only one contestor
With only one contestor I missed that hard that's that's like legit unreal with reinforcement
Okay, I need to do this
Slightly better on the lowest because I have to check the Entification Ray.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever missed that hard, oh my god.
I even missed an Acceleration Gate that could maybe save us to like a fifth.
Can anything save you?
I could natural a Braum and maybe think about going nine.
Like I still have items that make sense.
I need to get Anti-Heal though.
I think I had some fire available though. I missed it
Like I'm basically like minus 50 gold from my original spot. It's not the end of the world, but
Maybe something can be done
Yeah, I think I'm gonna send it for one Brom.
Ah, maybe if everything goes perfect from this spot forward, I can get a fourth.
Uh, I do have one more scissors, so if I get a bow, I can make Morello.
What's your item used?
Sad last items.
It was double GS?
No, it is 100% not double GS.
Thank you for your suggestion. I will kindly not do it. I'm not slamming double GS instead
of red buff wood stuff. There might have been some more advanced solution that involved
like salvaging some of Brahms' items.
Shocked that I won that.
I have a really stupid idea, like a really stupid idea.
He just lost, to me.
He's now 9, and he's really strong.
Thank god I faced him right then and there.
What if I wait for him to die and then just say, fuck it, LaSandra 3?
Like what other choice do I have in this spot?
Isn't the game already over?
If I go 9, I'm dead.
I'm about to get Brocked.
Okay, I'm finally getting Brocked.
I do have HP.
As long as you Brock the other guy later.
Yeah, as long as you Brock the other guy.
One HP.
Yeah, if I go 9 and play like, something, it doesn't really do much.
It's usually supposed to be a Renekton, or an Astus.
Okay, the answer is simple.
I bank on exactly that guy getting brocked and then me somehow getting to play the game.
I'm definitely going to move back into the failure and I know all the damage I can get.
My damage output is like so pathetic right now.
Oh, it actually worked out on the right side.
I feel like Echo Rural has a hard time into this build, but I mean, my board sucks.
But I'm curious to see if we can just kill this Echo.
I do also have a declaw, which is nice.
Oh my god.
My goodness, so I...
Let's go! Jagged identification, Loris.
Fun carousel Oh, no, no, no, no, let me have the Serpent
please.
No.
Okay, I gotta do the math on how much damage I take.
Actually, no, no, I think you just roll.
You roll no matter what, here just for Braum alone.
Oh fuck, I could actually go 9.
Do I think that going 9 actually could change something here?
No.
I think I'd rather just roll for Terak 2 Brom too, but wow, no Brom.
No Braum, Sedge.
Oh, he ate my tank!
I thought, okay, has ever Trapper Loris 3?
Braum?
Buddy?
You hear?
Oh.
Alright, just gotta sell these.
Dude.
Okay, what I'm doing is, I'm waiting to slam, second slam on whoever.
I'm slamming on whoever's on the tank side.
I know it looks weird, boxbox, you just slam it back on Loris, I know.
I'm slamming on Loris or Taric based on whoever's taking more aggro.
Just trying to save a bit more HP.
Oh, my whole board got ran over.
Okay, is there any chance I go in 5th?
Nope.
What an actually depressing game.
Let's take a look at the roll down.
I think it's actually comical how bad this roll down was.
We went from like, oh, interesting spot.
Interesting spot where we can consider,
just reinforcement and then go 9.
Look at this. An interesting spot where I have a great base setup. I have enough money
to go 8 and roll like 40 gold. Let's just find 1 Lissandra, 1 Seraphion, or Braum and
then chill and go 9 on 85 HP. Alright, now watch. Watch this roll down.
By the way, there's only one contestor.
He didn't have two stars at this point in the game.
Like, I don't think a game has ever been so instantly over on the spot before, like that.
That was literally like, okay, you should have rolled twice, hit one of the three outs,
go nine.
That was literally, I rolled 20 times before I saw one of my units.
I literally played six out of eight.
Oh my god.
I actually thought it was bugged.
Like, for a period of time I was getting like level 4 shops, like right here, look at this.
These are literally level 4 shops, where you didn't see a single 4 cost, or a legendary.
What if you just chill there and don't sell your units, then you lose the game.
If you take reinforce it and sit you you automatically lose
The way I played I at least salvage just a six which is plus 20 LP if I sit I go a
I'll play the ad break. I'll see you guys in a bit
Chill for two rounds
There's no reason that when you have reinforcement you would ever say I'm gonna chill for two rounds and take
34 damage there's no reason to do that you need to roll until you find your
reinforcement unit and then you can chill I don't need to hit all three of
Braum, Seraphine, and Lissandra. I hit one of three and then chill.
Anything else is an instant throw.
I'll play the ad break. I'll see you guys in a bit.
Oh, Yasutaka.
Thanks for the 28-month-long.
Thanks for the 28 months.
Hmm, branching out is too risky from this spot.
Could be an item grab back play for a win streak.
Yeah, just slam whatever item you get.
It's really nice because everybody else only has one full item right now.
Oh god, I wish I'd have pilt over.
What, augmented power?
Augmented power is very, very delayed power, which is good sometimes.
It's good for playing win-out, but like something really, really, really important that you
should like think about when you play this game, is when is my board expected to be strong?
Viego is expected to be strong on stage 2, weak on stage 3, weak on the first half of
stage 4, and then strong after that.
So I have to win right now.
I have to win right now to make sure that I have HP to sec later.
You smell me?
I have to win now so that I can sac stage 3 and half of 4 until I hit my Calista Thresh
Oh, they could carry you. Thanks for the raid. I hope you had a wonderful stream. Does it feel
just better? Nah, two quicksuckers are really good. Two quicksuckers are one of the best traits
in the game. Next to like two bruiser, two pelt over. A lot of these two traits are like so good
for your team. It's not worth it. Could you have full e-con into Prismatic? You could.
I'd rather not. I have a strong word. Full lose streak is almost always, like, bad. Like,
you shouldn't ever choose to full lose streak. It's something that you do because you just
I don't have a spot otherwise. This guy went 5.
Okay. I swear to God, if I face the guy who went 5 right now, I'm gonna be so pissed.
This always happens to me. I'm- I'm strong. I can easily 5 streak.
But I don't want to be a psycho and level up too early and lose all my econ.
So, as long as I don't face him, just don't face him this turn. I'll be 5 next turn.
Thank you. I don't know how it happens. I somehow always face him.
Is it worth it to block the shop and buy driven pair? No.
Driven 2 is nice, but I'm not atomizing him.
What really matters is that I icon well while winning.
Push tempo by leveling to 5 and then keeping a streak.
Driven 2 is nice, but unless it's in one shop, I'm not going to go for it.
Yeah, full list week is something you shouldn't be doing it.
Do it if you have to, but don't choose to do it.
It's really not that good.
You can still win out from it, but in general, if you were to start every single game from
a 5 loss streak, you'd probably go 8th place in 40% of them.
you turn it around but you could just also play a strong board and then at worst go 6.
Like you saw the last game, I played a really strong board and even though I got what was
probably the worst roll down like of all time ever, I'm still okay.
Like I still went 6 instead of 8th.
Would you rather 5 lose or lose win, lose win, lose.
Oh I'd rather 5 lose.
Like easily.
Ah, do I have anything good here?
Blue buff?
night. Warlocks.
OK.
It's really nice that it's going scissors.
I can just fix it later.
I don't think that's true.
I know how his ult works and I'm pretty sure he does not want Shogen.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even want blue buff but I just like had two tears.
It is good.
Really?
I mean, if Shogun's good, isn't Blue Wolf good in the same way?
Am I not understanding something?
I assume they're like about the same.
This just allows me to item economy something different.
Yeah, here, why don't we go ahead and look it up?
up actually.
Viego, Shogun, I will say these stats are going to be hella scuffed because of like
if you're putting items on Viego, something's wrong.
This is right here, Shogun has like plus 1.5 Delta, which is, I don't know, how did I
describe that?
One of the worst, that's worse than like Warmog's Unara.
Like I could see a world where you slump Shogun on Viego to sell and put it on Kalista later.
What?
I did not want- oh my god.
I did not want that.
What the hell?
I just lost so much money from that gold orb.
of
He went 6, I went 6 too, it's whatever.
Healing orbs I think is actually pretty good here.
Magic roll.
Yeah, fuck it.
Generally down one.
I think it's going to be a battle of champions.
Goddamnit, how many milios am I going to get?
Alright, it's basically just money.
I mean, hey, it's Path of Spirits.
What I ever pivot to Unara.
Yeah, like, what if I actually put that yasuo and just move it, just like full pivoted from
that I'm a lot richer than my
I can test her though. I feel like I should stay the line.
How's my contester doing?
Is he pivoting off?
No, he's not pivoting off.
I feel like I'm way richer than him though.
Okay, I have a salvager, so I can do Shoujin, Deathblade, and then I need a belt.
Yeah, Belt makes like really good Cluster items.
I'm scared of my Contestor.
I feel like he's going to pop off.
Okay card breaker, death blade.
I'm going to do this for now.
This is a Seraphine Callista duo carry comp, so I'm kind of down.
Why is your arc still one star?
Oh, here, let me wave my hand.
Let me wave my hand.
It's a magic trick, alright?
Everyone look very closely.
I'm going to cover the shop, and then watch this.
I bought a jug.
How cool would it have been though if I had that in my shop?
Alright honestly, this random shop is kinda carrying me quite well.
Alright, do me a favor, copy and paste the phrase onto your clipboard.
Pog, he's here.
And when you see a York, you can type it.
Is this guy going to send it on 4-1?
Mike Econ's actually- oh my god he's sending it right now!
Jesus Christ.
He's hitting a zero.
Okay, do I send it as well and just try to fight him?
Alright, honestly I'm on a streak, I could.
He only hit one Kalista, I'm down.
Alright, I'll roll fast, I'll roll fast.
I want to keep my streak, Gigi.
I'm just slamming that right now.
There's no way to anything else.
Alright, I'm just going to send it, and I'm going to beat him to it.
What's the 2 for me?
Okay, yeah, I was going to say how about at least a York.
I am proud of this, honestly.
Umm...
Isn't his ear a bis?
I know you're playing Gwen.
I'm not too unhappy about this.
I got Seraphine, and I got York too.
I really need a good frontliner.
York 2 is good enough.
Okay, he didn't hit Kalista either.
Oh, he didn't send it that hard, actually.
Okay, okay, I'm down to just send it and just play Ultra Street Care one Kalista one time
One Kalista one time
Okay, he's just going 9.
Oh, he natural- Renekton too.
Yeah, I kinda like the Shyvana better than this Braum.
Okay, I'm really nervous now.
I desperately need to kill like a good amount of units here, because I'm almost my decision.
I'm like triple Econ.
I'm just playing for like a top four here.
Blue Fear Kalista.
Uh...
Oh yeah, we could.
shit with 50 gold left he's that strong damn the power the perks of naturally
a renekton too. I need a vanquisher, but oh my god.
Isn't it so sad? He only has one Kalista. Oh god, my Relish's month transition game
is gonna fail. Your frontline is struggling. It's a lot of naked units, it's like, not
too bad. It's a lot of naked wardens, it's a lot of base HP. It's not that the frontline
struggling it's at the back line doesn't have anything to do like they're so weak
okay that's something
okay i'm gonna keep dunk your rolling because i need to win the next militias my position around
Surely it's not worth rolling a zero every round after the augment you picked.
I don't think you understand. It's literally the opposite.
Once you pick malicious monetization, you have to roll.
You are quite literally throwing the game if you don't roll here.
Like, you understand, right? Every single round you win is plus 14, maybe 16, maybe 18 gold.
You are always going to roll. I will happily spend 40 gold to win three rounds and print 54 gold.
I couldn't tell if it was belt or sword here.
I know I need backline.
That seems to be anti-hill.
Okay, I heard IE is actually not bad. It's just damage
Oh, it means it was built
Oh, actually we had to go IE because I don't have the Vanquisher, true.
Okay, I got 30 gold for my monetization, it's not terrible.
I'm shocked at how strong this guy was.
He went 8, sent it, hit Renekton in 2 shops, and I was like, oh, I'm going 9.
I'm so jealous, but it's fine.
I knew I was just playing for top 4.
he was too far ahead
Artifact.
Eternal Packs.
Good on Seraphine.
Right.
Good on Callisto.
Prop it on Seraphine.
would stuff to fresh
can't first of that
I'm curious how strong this artifact is.
Okay, I don't even think you play Shyvana here.
It's like maybe a world if I hit 2 star Shyvana.
I doubt it.
I lost.
I got Walkedift.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm just leveling.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to live.
Let's do this for now.
I roll for one fiddle sticks
My position is not correct
I just move items from Lord. I always forget to move items off of a off of York
He's like better than a two star two cost, but he's definitely not better than braum
Holy shit, that was clutch.
Okay, I'm just gonna look for any little sixes better if I can find it.
Okay, I didn't even use my last Elviger next turn.
Last Whisper.
Blue left up, yeah, yeah, should be stronger.
I could have done this turn actually.
Oh my god, my Serpent has 1 HP.
Okay, top 4 at least.
Wait, my Mr. 100 might actually be my best friend here.
Yo, we might be best friends!
Okay, it's actually a good thing I didn't salvage it.
I'm salvaging IE, Sunfire Deathblade.
Sunfire IE.
No, I think it's this.
my opponent forfeited hey he denied me souls
Okay, at least I'm more time to think. Don't Valor, don't want Spirit Visage.
Wait. Yo! This Shorq guy is my best friend. I thought we were rivals.
I really did. But we are actually best friends. This Shorq guy and me, maybe we aren't so different.
Hmm should this go here?
And then Valothrash maybe?
Oh I know, should have dug up- ah, this should have gone on Ornn.
Wait the other guy forfeited.
Wait!
This short guy is my best friend!
He just made everybody quit!
What? Yeah, I was thinking this game was looking pretty doomed from my failed roll down, and
Mr. Shorq contested just... he just made him all leave. He's holding Thresh. Bro, he's
been playing the exact same board as me the entire game. He's just so far ahead of me,
I was saying I'm gonna play for fourth
All right, I'm gonna see like one fight see how close it is and we just give up after that
Alright, I'm down to just like see how close or not close this is.
Ruin who's missed 100.
I'm pretty sure he's like 5 times stronger than me.
I think he's gonna kick my ass.
Like I'm probably taking 18 damage this turn.
At least.
20 damage 20 a singular fiddlesticks
Yeah, I got nothing. I don't think it's gonna change shit.
Thank you, Shorq, for killing everyone else.
i appreciate you
holy shit it's actually disgusting how powerful he is
Alright, there's only one last thing to do.
I can ruin the Delta of RE with tank items.
That way, next time someone plays R8, those randomly be like, wait, Sunfire looks lit on her.
Go get him, Sun.
Oh, what a dodge!
Is that set to go?
Oh, you can actually check.
So you don't actually have to report them.
But if you click report, it tells you
it was Vitality Setsuko.
You don't actually have to send the report.
But you can see what they're using in this.
And you can see who the third place guy was.
Orange range.
Send the report.
That's actually insane how strong he was.
On 4-1, I thought he was like slightly ahead of me.
And then I faced him on 4-1 after I rolled down and he didn't, and he won by like 7 units.
I literally spent 40 gold and like got nothing done.
Well, no, I did get something done. It didn't matter because when you natural Renekton 2, it's so strong.
I mean, I'm pretty sure he would have just kept rolling until he had hit something, though, so...
If it wasn't Renekton 2, he probably would have kept rolling until he hit Callista 2.
He went fast 10th Callista 1. Well, I mean, it's because he naturaled a 0 and 7, unlocked Renekton,
while winstreetking at with 50 gold, and then naturaled through Renekton's.
Alright, let me make this very clear. I'm not discrediting his skill.
his skill. I think it's very skillful to recognize that he can just sit there, because a lot
of people would have overrolled there. But the Renekton 2 is easily good enough.
Okay, anyway. What an interesting game. Contested Kalista into my Contestor kills everyone for me.
everyone for me. I just like sit there with 45 HP.
Alright, I'm satisfied. My brain's pretty fried. I played today really bad, man. Oh,
oh my god. Brain not on. My title was a lie. My title says Brain on, and I'll Brain off.
Especially the first five games against Emily Wang. Oh god. But it's fine. My brain will
be on tomorrow. Actually wait, is there a tournament tomorrow? Does anyone know? I always try to
not stream during tournaments because like I don't want to like contest it you know what I mean
it feels weird to stream during a tournament kind of like how in League of Legends I always
should have not streamed during LCS
there's a cup
how long is the cup is there a way I can see the schedule
It's one pin to six p.m. I
Do usually stream on Fridays, but one pin to six cam is like my standard hours
Man, okay, I guess I might I guess I won't see you guys tomorrow. I mean I can also stream contested
I guess I'm contested for a couple hours
Although I will say streaming during a tournament I all the good players are in the tournament, so you get really bad opponents
Which I mean if you want to climb could be a good thing
You know all the good players will be playing the tournament so you only face bad players
Okay, maybe I'll do a short stream tomorrow. I'm very excited for Neo. Oh my god, Neo 3
It just got released today like a couple hours ago
I was a huge fan of Neo 2 and the third one finally came after like seven years
All right, I'll wrap it up here
Good stream today. That's a fucking lie. Actually, this is a horrible stream
frustrating games I was really pissy I was mostly just sad until the whole day
I do not think this is a good stream at all but regardless thank you guys for
joining me it means a lot to me that you is still watching anyway
I'll send you guys over to someone and then I'll see you guys
Oh, holy shit, you Jellied, 1076 LP.
Let's go.
How's Box 2 doing, my student?
Is he Diamond 1 yet?
Diamond 3?
Okay.
I told him to hit Masters in a week, or I was gonna break his legs.
Alright, today I'll send you guys over to Sally.
She's cool and she's actually popping off, she's hiring than me right now.
A little munch like still.
Thanks for the prime.
Alright.
I'll see you guys tomorrow for a short stream since there is a tournament.
Thanks for watching tonight.
When you get to Sally's stream, you can go ahead and type, uh, type, uh, hello Sally.
I'm a robot programmed to explode the moment you die.
And make sure you just like explode when she actually dies. Looks like she's gonna die pretty soon, she's kinda getting
owned right now.
Unless maybe she does, goes full V.
Thanks for watching. I'll see you guys later. Have a great night.
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