you
Thank you.
All right, do you hear me?
Type 100 and 5.
We'll get spicy this time.
All right, I finally fixed my sleep schedule.
I'm awake at a somewhat normal hour now and to help me, I have this can of Japanese coffee.
I like that it says real brood as opposed to like fake coffee.
I don't even know if such a thing exists.
Alright, finally I woke up at noon instead of 4pm.
Alright, let's go take a look at these patch notes and get right into it.
Patches came out today.
Buffs to a lot of things.
Interesting.
Did you shake the coffee?
Oh, I didn't.
Was I supposed to?
Uh-oh.
I didn't.
Buster, I feel there's Ashgraves, Orianna, Rexar, this is a lot.
Wow.
I like how they're buffing things, though.
Wait, am I going to die if I didn't shake my coffee?
It tastes fine.
I'm dressed like Lucian Senna Mill.
bounding. Alright, let's go take a look. Whoa! Wait, is that Seraphine? Oh, that character
floats. I'm not down. Hello, Q2 vertigo. Unshaken coffee equals instant death. Oh, I was so careful
to die of all things to unshaken coffee. Hello, Rainabort, I'm Ella Ethison, Ella Quadris,
cloud ace thinking it's just up in here in the pre-stream.
Silas no longer has to sell Garen Lux Jarvan.
Now you sell Garen Jarvan and level nine.
Interesting.
I feel like it's still pretty hard.
I watched the streamer you rated yesterday.
I think he was OK.
OK.
Thank you.
Arcane is just slightly weaker, but it's more AP for them, okay.
Demacia got nerfed by a little bit, by five.
Shell plate, well, I played for 15 runs now.
Anoxys, Autocon, bonus, bonus tech speed.
Okay, so they buffed Noxus.
Noxus 5 HP mod.
Okay, that sounds like it's good. I don't really know what these numbers mean.
Noxus 5 HP mod by stage.
Oh, it's just how much HP Autocon has.
each stage
Royal husk is a little bit stronger now
It's no longer become sure if you say a major combat in the Zons
Wait what units no longer become sure if use for their remainder of
Combat when the Zon unit health drop below 60
Wait, that's a huge nerf right I
Know five Zon was bugged but I
I assume this is gonna be like a compensation book fix?
What are you gonna say in royal house should be this now?
Damn 10% max health is enough to make it this. I mean I'd believe it, that's kind of a lot.
Ah, Aphelios has been buffed, Ashe has been...
OOOH! Ashe has been buffed!
Oh, base AD, but then... her scaling got nerfed a bit.
Graves has been...
Buffed at 3 star, maybe Graves TF rerolls back, Orianna has been nerfed, probably good,
she has OP, Rek'Sai has been buffed at 3 star and 4 star.
Yasuo has been buffed at all stages, yeah he was pretty weak.
I've only seen a couple of side-ups that can make him work like double trouble.
Darius now heals for a lot of his AP.
That's interesting.
What if you did like a Titan's Darius?
It also makes BT a lot better.
Dr. Mundo heal per second.
Sure, it's even stronger now.
Maybe Jinx Mundo we roll now?
Wait, with Jinx and Mundo both getting bot, isn't there like a chance that you can do
like Jinx, Mundo,
Loris, Vi.
You need another bruiser to go with this.
The other three ghost brisker is Kabuko, but that doesn't tie in very well.
I mean, you could just throw in Wukong, but...
I definitely feel like there's something there.
Three-star Mundo, three-star Jynx.
Three-star Mundo keeps you alive long enough for Jynx to get her thing done.
And then she kills everything.
I feel like there's something there.
The Blanc has been buffed at 3 star.
Or I like these buffs at 3 costs.
Kennen, Jin.
Wait, let me see.
Jinx, Mundo, Kennen?
Oh, oh, I see.
Kenan Jin Wukong?
If the Ionia is good, maybe, but I
feel like it's very unlikely that Thurionia is going to matter at all.
Like, I get that it fulfills the synergies,
but I don't think Jin is worth it.
I would instantly drop this Jhin for
a Lucian Sanaph I saw one.
Or I wonder, okay, what if you did some really crazy,
what if you did some crazy like MF,
a Laoi.
Oh my God, yes, duh, then graves.
Graves, Lucian, Sni- BOOM BABY!
It's so easy!
Okay, no, this looks really stupid.
I'll think about it later.
Early stream, what's the occasion?
Oh, I just tried to fix my slip skip to this today.
That's why yesterday was such a short stream.
Uh, Leblanc buffs.
Leblanc buffs.
Basically every three costs is in buffs, which is nice.
HOLY SHIT!
They buffed Mausor by one damage!
Let's go!
I mean, 1 damage per tick, so that's actually quite a lot.
Oh, and they both Vayne?
Wait, my Vayne 3 game from last night?
That could have been like a banger with these buffs.
I could have actually won.
Although, I'm sure if these buffs were through the game would be different.
Swing nerf is good.
Velvet has been nerfed by a little bit, but not a lot.
25% less attacks on takedowns
I think it's not a substantial nerf
You know has been nerfed by a little bit
Oh now she gets a little bit of damage based off her AP
A trucks omnium to AD ratio. Buffed.
ASOL buffed. Lucian Senna
no one can get stunned. Mal has been slightly adjusted.
Oh but now Mal has to be alive so no more cheesing.
Salus buffed. Salus buffed. T-Hex buffed.
Uh-oh. Mannequin student buffed. Wait, this is like a really big buff.
Like a really big buff.
Nah, this is like, it's hard to tell because it's like five different changes, but I feel
like it's like a, this looks like a 30 to 40% damage buff, which is insane.
Zillian Slybuff.
TG is slightly weaker on stage four, interesting.
Darkensythe, buffed, Darkensythe, nerfed.
Oh, more AD, less slash, okay.
Darken Staff nerfed, but more mana regen, I like that.
Flickerblade has been nerfed by a lot.
Going from 6 to 5 is a massive nerf, like massive nerf, although I do feel like Flickerblade was like the number one item I would hope for when I take it.
So I feel like it was kinda deserved.
It'll probably still be decent on like Jynxer, you know?
R farming on Lockground is now 4-2, which that's an insane buff.
Arcane victory buffed, Ascension, Slight nerf.
Bannel bounty is exclusive from Invested and Growth Mindset, sure.
Best friend has been buffed, interesting. I definitely thought that augment was weak.
I thought it was strong.
Big friend now grants a giant spell. Hell yeah.
Component Heist now grants an initial random component.
That's funny, it was a really weak augment.
Buffed to Crested Stomies, Lower Stundation, Larger AoE.
How does he show? Thanks to the Prime.
Dragon Guards.
Aw man, they nerfed Dragon Guards. I mean that shit was broken.
Dumbify, Buffed.
Dumbify now grants a random 2 star 2 cost? That's not a tank. Interesting.
interesting. So you guaranteed a backliner. I like that. I actually click it pretty often
now, I feel like. Focusfire, better tailoring to not pure up for teams with many AP champions.
Guilded still not gives less 5 costs by 1. That's a huge nerf. Although it was done
pretty broken. Heftyrolls now grants 5 gold. Nice.
Forge 8 player combats? Oh my god. Ash-trend stuns are rising. I'm taking this every time.
That means you will realistically live to your third artifact. Also, you're no longer in this
weird limbo on your second artifact, where it's like, oh, I could wait one turn to remove
a gold artifact from the pool. Max build nerf. Good. Max build nerf. Good. Vessia
So it's broken.
Mischief to armor, no longer offered on loot sub, nice.
Promise protection, fixed the bug where manager was not increasing the stat panel.
Now works the multiple protectors boughs that are equipped, nice.
I did that like twice yesterday, and I said that it didn't work.
Now it works for radiant protectors boughs.
It didn't before.
So you get the same little bit more gold, okay.
Spears will now gives a tier of the goddess.
Wait, what do you mean Spears will now get...
Like, it gives you a tier and a sword.
I kinda like that.
The Anashodian in AAD.
I think I like that.
Soul leveling durability has been nerfed.
Good.
That unit, it's only like two broken.
The fact that one star's good soul level
is really unhealthy for the game.
Wilderun's bonus EXP four to six.
Wait, what do you mean bonus EXP?
Like when you have four traits active?
Wait, so if you have, you're telling me that once you activate it you get 6 EXG for the
rest of the game?
Isn't that insane?
I already thought it was pretty good.
It's so easy to activate four traits.
What the heck?
Okay, well I'm clicking this every time.
Treasure Hunt Goldspin on Rebels lowered.
Okay, interesting.
Treasure Hunt, you can now activate your treasure, it was a little bit earlier.
Oh, and they buffed the Stage 5 treasure.
They nerfed Trials with Twilight.
Wow, this is big.
They nerfed it from 2 Shinjo's to 1, so your 2 Star Shinjo is massively delayed,
and they removed the 3rd Duplicator.
I mean, the 3rd Duplicator was whatever though,
because you usually already had your 3 Star Shinjo,
but this one's a big nerf.
Now it's gonna be a lot harder to start with a 2 Star Shinjo.
You basically have to have like two already.
Hello, Zixend. Thanks for the six months.
I mean, previously I was down to take it from like nothing,
so now I'm only down to take it from one or two Shinjos.
Crazy that they didn't nerf the gold version as well, though.
The gold one still gives you two Shinjos initially.
Twin Guardians now grants HP.
Oh, hell yeah.
Warlords on our initial stacks is 0 to 1.
Oh wow, big warlords on our buffs.
Maybe it's good now.
Alright.
Looks good. Alright, cool.
I'm not sure what to think of the patch yet.
I'm just going to play and figure it out as we go.
I miss it down.
Yeah, I don't know what to think yet.
Usually what I do here is I browse the reddit thread to see like what people think of the game so far
Uh if there's any outliers usually people just like to start talking about it already
Let's see worry about the Demosia nerfs making one less comp playable. I mean there's only five. Is it really that bad?
I'd be curious to see if Demosia is bad now
You can see the slightest fire to trailer not yet. I saw that it was out. I didn't watch it. Yeah
You know, I imagine works really bad now with the bug fix
Wait, can we stop killing lines, what are they referring to are they talking about Warwick? Oh my god, it's a rice portal
No! I got Zonjug Yordle! No! You're telling me that they just made a Warwick unplayable
And this is when I get the Zodan Jug Yordle emblems.
Oh, maybe it's time to try out my Jynx Ringroll idea.
All three can get activated.
Yeah, but what's the point of activating it if it's worthless?
Okay, I mean your little jug is free at least.
What am I gonna do with this?
What are my void mods?
They didn't buff adrenaline did they? Still unplayable?
Here's an echo.
Zonjug Yordle. I mean I played Bloodskine for sure.
No play ads now to avoid getting one mid game.
I think the timer is long enough. We should be good to play one game
I think oh
What does my comp actually want to be?
Zon jug Yordle, I mean jug Yordle is just a Marcia if you want to just not play it Zon at all
Maybe Demacia into... Ziggs.
I'm really not sure what to play here, Zon, Jug, Yordle.
All I know is that it screams Poppy.
Don't think it's vertical yordle, don't think it's this echo.
If Warwick weren't like the worst unit in the game, I would instantly say it's a Warwick
game. I feel like I'm still supposed to play around it. But yeah, I've been told that Warwick
it's just like unplayable now that's why I'm like very hesitant about all this
Yeah, maybe this is legit.
Is it my time to think about a Jinx Mundo re-roll of some sort?
Long rumble.
Yeah, maybe I do like Juggernaut Mundo and sent her around these guys.
I need to make an econ here.
I have to hold this guy.
I think I'm just gonna sell this Kog'maw.
I really don't think it's gonna be very useful.
I could just like literally play the one star version.
I guess I'll just like feel it out.
I think I'm going to try really hard to play Jinx Mundo.
Jinx Mundo, it would make sense to play Blitzcrank and Stinged here, and you get 4 Jug.
That's 3 if you have the spat, and then my other one could be Poppy.
Are there any jugs that are worth playing here?
Uh, maybe this could be the Nautilus thing.
Oh, one thing about my item.
It's definitely Bow, if I'm gonna play around Jinx.
Oh, but there's a Mundo.
I'm gonna grab the Mundo.
If I know I want three star Mundo for sure,
I feel like it's guaranteed.
OK, yeah, so for sure we're going
to play some core of Jinx Mundo.
And then after that, it's going to be
some combination of Zons, Jugs.
My Gun Sum will always be a Lucian Sun if I can.
Oh, wow.
Okay, nice.
What did you drop by and play Wukong?
Oh, I feel like I'd play Kabukko.
I mean this would thin my pool though. Alright, dilute my pool. But Kabuko is a three cost Yordle
It feels like kind of perfect.
we don't need Vi. And this board doesn't make that much sense for level 6 though. You can't
hit Lucian Centaur. I knew my board would be 7 units. I mean you would unlock Warwick,
but do we even want Warwick? I heard he's terrible now. MF? I mean MF would just
their flesh and filletion Senna
Let's swing I mean they just know swing pretty bad if there was a naked link swing in with something else I'd be down
Like one Arcanist somehow
That's pretty hard
Yeah, I'm thinking it's just a buy plus pilt over like that by Loris modelists I think that makes the most sense
Yeah, I think I like this the most and Lucian Sun will be my level nine
Why is my window really large like
He's like really large.
Oh, does Jax not just make them visually large?
Like, isn't he huge? Like, look at him in comparison to Poppy.
Yeah, I think Piltover Splash is good.
Okay, so the goal is...
Just live long, let Jinx do her thing.
Oh, all like, Gensu's crackin'
Gunblade, Titans, I don't know.
I think you're always reporting this tier.
Nice.
And then, I think it makes sense to...
Well, I have promise retraction, so I could maybe...
So I can maybe...
I can maybe justify waiting a turn, I'm on a district anyway.
Is Zon still good? No.
I've been told it's terrible now.
But it's what I have.
Alright, so yeah, with my emblems, this is like a perfect 4-jug, but it sticks Zon.
Maybe instead of Lucian Sun, I'll play another Zon.
What's the industry comp now?
I'm not sure.
Don't ask me any questions about the patch yet because I have no idea.
Ziggs?
Oh, I mean, you're not reaching level 9.
We're re-rolling level 7.
Oh, I could have pre-leveled.
I'm already pretty tanky.
Maybe I'll just take money.
center one component and six gold or 14 gold I feel like but it's also two random
three cross champions I'll take it it could be a decent component it could
also be jinx it could also be Mundo it could also be literally nothing
Okay, so here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to just like lose and then I'm going to spike to seven.
I'm going to hope that my comp can actually do something because as it is right now, I'm
completely useless.
If I roll, I'll still be completely useless because I don't think this drinks will do
anything until she has the Gensuys.
Or Kraken.
Read what the Jaxxbot does.
Right, doesn't it just give you max HP based off of other jugs?
Let me see.
Yeah.
You gain max HP off of other jugs when they die.
Oh, I see.
You want me to int the other jugs?
I'm sure.
They're gonna die anyway.
I'm about to hammer you in the jewel.
TARAK 2 on 6!
Oh god!
I'm going to get rolled!
I mean my spot's already doomed, like I already lost the game off Emblem, but maybe there's a miracle out there where Mundo 3 and Jinxly is actually unbeatable.
Like who knows?
Right, like I haven't killed a unit yet this game.
But maybe, just maybe, there's a chance.
You just crackin'?
That's on purpose, I'm waiting for Gensu.
How sad would it be if this guy takes the rod?
I'm pretty sure I'll need Ginsu Krakken and then like GS.
Oh I need a lot of bows.
I can't justify grabbing another bow can I?
Or maybe I could grab bow and make giant slayer open bow again, but I feel like this skinsuit is too important.
Aw, I don't even know if I take this.
I need one jinx.
If this goes to my jing, it's gonna be so sad, okay.
I'm about to unlock Tabuko. Surely this is good enough to win that, alright.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Why Nautilus?
He's Juggernaut, Warden, which links my Jugspad together with the Loris, which then links back to...
Yeah, you get what I mean? You smell me?
And then I play Vi.
Okay I mean so far it's looking okay.
I mean I'm 39 HP that part's not okay, but like
Jinx is looking fairly decent. It's not even worth playing Warwick because of the bug fix. He was only strong because of the bug
Hmm if there was ever a time to randomly just get a Lucian Senna, this would be the time. I have like zero damage dealers
Oh wait, yeah this guy has 3 Lucian Senna's, uh oh.
Alright, I could do this.
It's probably good enough, like do I really need Bruiser right now?
Surely Brindle is good enough.
I can also play Viya over Blitzcrank and then not play the Nautilus.
Go for T-hex.
I'm a little far away from T-hex, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Oh, there's the Viya.
Ewww.
Is it EMP?
Is it tuned to oscillator?
If I go gunblade, it's actually tuned to oscillator.
Yeah, I mean.
Another Vow.
I'm three-jugged right now.
How much do I value to Gunslinger?
Because I could play Poppy over Trist to get four-jugged again while keeping the Ortle.
But I feel like if Trist is my only damage dealer, or if Jinx is my only damage dealer,
don't I need this?
Okay, I think I'm just not going to play Kabukko, although now I don't need Nautilus.
Unsealed from Steel, Dark and Boe Jinx maybe?
Oh wait, isn't it always just Ascension?
That's a lot of damage.
Unsealed from Steel is kind of interesting.
Dark and Boe.
But I'm pretty sure it's just Ascension, it's like insane.
I can look it up really quick.
Dark and Boe Jinx.
So this Darken Boat is like decent, but I think Ascension's just gotta be way better.
Okay, chill here.
I feel like I'm supposed to move Yordle's spat and then just play IE.
Well, IE is definitely not as good as Giant Slayer.
Maybe I'll wait for Giant Slayer.
It's only two turns.
Oh god, my jinx is in trouble.
I mean honestly, this is pretty fun to watch.
If we can make it to Ascension, then my jinx just kind of kills everything.
And then also, like, everybody heals back up to full.
Yeah, I mean, that's kind of cool.
Transfer IE to Senna.
A lot of you all don't understand this, but IE doesn't do anything if it's your only item.
You say build IE on Jinx and then move it to Senna later.
I don't have a Senna? If I did, it wouldn't do anything.
Wait. Apparently, oh, apparently this thing is broken.
Oh, that is not balanced. Yeah, I'll be playing back till it's patched. I'm gonna guess it's
the TX. I'm guessing TX is like giga broken now. Okay, I think I need to like send it
soon there's no way Jinx tomb window 2 is gonna win for this long
oh my god no that's why I lose
god damn it I try I got scared in position for TX and died to this I was
probably gonna die anyway though I didn't have to send it 24 HP
Okay, yeah, let's go GS or Deathblade.
I think GS is a bit better.
I'll move your order emblem to someone else.
Okay, and then we'll just play for like a fifth.
If this is actually really broken, I'm just going to lose to it immediately.
Then I need to just like make sure I can beat everybody else. We got to send it from under three jinx three
Okay, I'm positioning like this because it's anti-T-hex.
Hang in there, Munder3!
Oh god, alright, it's doomed.
Okay, I guess I'm just rolling a zero on this turn for a jinx.
Oh, I got nothing.
I think I'm just dead.
Am I just rolling for a miracle jinx?
Alright, I'm just going to try anti-TX positioning again.
We'll see what happens.
Okay, I'm facing TX.
Okay, I do have the anti-TX positioning.
Is it good enough?
You're going to have to scan one around.
Uh, okay, my lower is taunted forward, which allowed the TX to get a perfect line
anyway.
probably just dead. Oh wait, hang on. Jug Mundo's kind of keeping it together. Okay, I have
the tiniest chance. Alright, hey, what if I hit the jinx 3 and it all comes together?
I'm still on 3 Jug. I know. The 4th Jug will be my level 8 if I make it to level 8.
It'd be Shyvana.
Oh, I don't want anti-hale yet.
Me more elo.
Oh god, no more elo.
I can do like back line multiple backline carry carry items
I feel like it's just a TV
And then like
Like I'll do this and just like bank on hitting illusion Senna
I don't know what else I'm supposed to do here. The items just weren't really playable
All right jinx three Mundo three like I I was expecting this could be good, but
All right rise the emblem portal not the time I want to try it out. Let's see what happens
It does nothing
Alright, yeah, so that was one of the lamest ways I could ever start off a patch.
I read the entire patch notes, it was like, oh, that's really interesting, I can't wait
to try.
Everything looks playable except for Warwick.
Warwick was instantly killed, they took him out back and said you can't play Warwick.
And then I get Zonjug Yordle.
The only line you can play off of that is the Warwick that was just immediately gutted.
I feel like we kind of cooked something up there with the Jinx Mando but it wasn't
good enough. Yeah, honestly, maybe I should have just 4 reforged my spots. I had 1 reforgered
that game in the middle of it. I mean, at that point though, I was already like ready
for the Jinx Mundo. I felt like there was a chance. Jinx needs CC and immunity. Who
said that? I think you might be the only person saying that, and you're saying that because
I lost to a guy who was playing 7th Feral Yard. You don't want me to build a QSS that
game because QSS is a huge throw. If you want me to build Titans, I didn't have an opportunity
to build Titans. I would have loved Titans, but Jinx does not meet CC immunity. It was
only in that one matchup where the guy had 7x on, or 7x failure. Shouldn't you make
DB over GS? No. Grace for GS is way better. She's only hitting tanks. GS also gets
sweet here, um, your frenzy fester is cracking, not good on drinks. Okay. We need to have
a conversation. Okay. Cause this happens way too often. Box box. I noticed you didn't build
this item that's conventionally good on this unit. Does that item suck? This happens
all the time. No Patrick, I just didn't have a bow and a cloak at the same time. I had one
opportunity to build Kraken and that was only if I was willing to give up Gensu's, which
I wasn't. Kraken is fine on Jinx. I didn't have the opportunity to build it.
It looks like rice, chicken, egg.
Almost all of my meals are just rice and meat. Yum.
Oh, good void this time. They just buffed Royal Husk.
I think it's crazy that they buffed Royal Husk to actually be playable now,
but they left a general module in the trash.
It's like a very weird balancing thing. Why did they do that?
Why did you fix one of the unplayable void mods, but they make the other one still unplayable?
They easily could have fixed both.
You know, I bet this is still being decent.
Treasure Hunt? I don't think it's that good here. Clicking Pot would be Defender, Arcanister, Slayer if I need it.
My items aren't very good. I think I'm down for Pandora's into just like Force Unire here.
Heading in R is still good, we don't know, that's why I'm playing it.
I have a decent spot for it, let's play it and see what happens.
chain for titans. Yeah we could. Could be a few swathems I'm down.
I guess it's put on a lot of action I mean aren't doesn't even are not built
Titans anymore. Alright, they changed how her math works. Let me see. Hopefully I don't
face the level 5 guy. Yeah, now it says Titan's actually really bad on Unara. That looked
Thanks for 25 months.
So now it says if you can, go IE, Ginsu, Guardbreaker.
Ah, no Ionia is so sad.
Moving on so much money.
Yeah, they made it so she doesn't really gain AP anymore, so she's like a full AD unit now.
So Titan's looks like it's okay, but if you can guard Rekker is better.
a little bit DB. DB looks fine. I desperately want... oh wow, there's
a lot of Ionia. Eh, not a lot. Not too bad. Definitely want a two star Shen. Well, two
star Frontliner. And any Ionian. Okay, R.E., I think I'll just sum this up, yes. Oh, Dina's
with. Thanks for the 19 months.
Okay, I'm most likely going to just slam this. Would I rather have a Phyllis or rather
I feel like I'd rather have a gunslinger.
Okay, I'm most likely to have a semi-muss.
I feel like I'm still slamming it because like I want a five streak if this turns into
like a BT I'm just gonna lose the next round.
I need to take this no matter what.
I think I mongled off 20, that's sad.
I'm putting the aria in front just in case.
Oh god this guy looks kind of strong.
he starts with the shit is insane
i was really strong though, i was never getting that
Oh my god, the English spec I got, an Ambesa.
Can you disconnect your mic from the table?
No.
I'm sorry if it's picking up noise.
I can't do anything about it without like a full revamp of my setup.
I feel like I should just take this one, monks.
Actually, nah, I can wait.
Well, if I need to summon us to win, I'll do it.
Okay, we'll just tempo Unar and see what happens.
I kind of like branching out with Pandora's, I can tailor it to whatever I want.
There's a decent amount of plus ones here that are good.
Restart mission.
It's actually not that bad.
I have like a decent board though.
It's not that bad because I can tailor my atmosphere, but I'd rather do branching
out with the same idea. Defender emblem? No. Let's try that again. Arcanist? I can
take it right now. If I take it right now, it's like... If I think it makes a difference,
it. I think I win it. You already got two Arcanists anyway when you play Swain. Do you think
RE2 with no Arcanist with Unar, this is better than Gen2 with Unar's Biss? RE2 is probably
better than Gintu in general. Even a DevTest on my AE.
You're really yellow and orange. Yeah, my cam's been weird.
People have been talking about that yesterday. My cam is like tinted. I even
tried resetting it.
This Yordle emblem is playable. If I have the sun for a trick I will.
Oh yep.
Hopefully there's a Yordle spectiff.
I do have Sunder from Aphelios and I do have a Peel from Trist.
I feel like my odds are pretty good here oh never mind odds are not that good
I need this math, but I feel like he wants it too.
Okay.
Yeah, the build order guy got the MF. It sucks.
I think it's worth it a level here still.
Had another tank, it might matter.
Why isn't you better than Trist 2?
I'm not sure if it's true anymore, but I remember getting at Trist 2 and just thinking, like, this unit sucks.
Oh my god!
Okay, remember when I said I should level up it might matter didn't kill a single unit
Sure, let's get us a try
The spot is not looking good.
that Unara is weaker than normal, I feel like pretty uneasy about this. I wasn't able to
gain that much cost for a value. And for having Pandora as my item, it's really aren't that
good. Yeah, after the Gensu's Nerf Unjin, maybe Tristana is just better. Oh, good target
Pryo from Trist. Okay. Big Walk of Death, unfortunately.
From here on. Actually, massive Walk of Death. It's pretty sad.
So I want IE for sure I want even shroud and I want resist item like steadfast or gargoyle
So gloves always. Gloves cloaks, swords, always.
Okay, we need even shod.
Keep one sword
In sec
You want the Niko Kenan? I think I was like kind of okay to hold it
I'd rather just offer econ though because I already for bruiser
We're keeping it pretty simple this game and we're just gonna play you know
I would like a bit of extra steps of a random spet ideally turns into like quick striker or Ionia
or like jug or bruiser but I can't be too greedy I probably have to take like the next playable one
what I'm really looking for anything playable anything that kind of links to this board
Jugg, nice.
I definitely don't need salvage bin.
Last second save is fine.
I feel like I'm going to be a bit poor.
I'm kind of down for duo cube.
Can you help me set my board as well
if I get the right units?
That's a really good first roll.
I'll just keep this Lucian center
I don't even think I want this sword
I'm blind I didn't even realize I was contested
I definitely wasn't even really scouting my brain was kind of off this game
But damn he loaded in with you know R2. That's like that's really bad for me
Yeah, I mean, that's not if we're not scouting.
Although I don't think any of my decisions would have changed.
kills him. He's very strong. He's not gonna die. You know what's crazy though? He didn't
take this Wukong. Oh, he can't. He has hard bargain. Alright, I gotta roll. Try to hit
one will come
Wait am I crazy I feel like I'm shit throwing this on the shavanna like
I feel like fuck this lane. Like one stun, I'd rather have Shyvana actually do something.
Greed a JG for set. How about Greed the Correcting Arra item?
Cause she's my actual carry.
Also R.A.2 is better.
That duo queue felt like it was not worth.
Like really?
Oh my god, two volibearers.
He didn't like the duo queue, I feel like it's pretty good.
He gave me 10 gold plus two components.
And then the 10 gold had a chance to be like legendaries
that I actually wanted.
Like in general, I was poor, so I'm very down.
I'm surprised this guy lost the fight.
I wonder to who.
Get the Volibear's.
Uh...
If I lose this round...
I could like maybe grab these Volibear's and try for a Volibear 2 out.
With poor Bruiser.
That could actually be kind of interesting.
But as it is right now, I feel like I have my board.
I don't want to lose Econ.
Like, this Volibear would only be good if it was 2 star Volibear.
If I grab these and then I don't hit, I just threw the game.
So, like, if I see another Volibear, we can be a little sad.
But I'm pretty sure you're supposed to skip them and then just focus on going 9 and
then hitting Yenar or 2.
I need to go 9 and play Quick Shackards, a really big deal here.
My Wukong is so tanky, but everything else is not very good.
I need to get a real, you know, item. I mean, Translator is not bad, but I think I need to get something that scales.
Uh, Kraken.
Or maybe Guard Breakers is fine though.
Titans isn't good anymore because of the nerf.
Hmm
All right, it's just to do set
My tg sets fine I
Got so good JG, but I don't think JG standalone is good
Also itemized are a two is better than item better than set for sure
But, TG is better on site because he can use more of the outcomes.
How am I always on the wrong side?
I'm the king of guessing wrong.
Damn, I lose to a naked fizz.
Yeah, my board is actually good too.
I lose to Naked Fizz, killing my Unara.
Fuck.
I kinda wish I held like a random Ash.
I could level, but like to do what?
I think I just wait one more turn.
I still need my hit UNR2.
I can't believe I lost that run. It's actually still a side.
I was stronger.
Okay, two on the left. There's only one matchup on the right.
As long as I don't get that matchup, it's all good.
Oh, I'm pretty sure I'm losing this one.
He's 12 HP.
But I'm UNR1.
Oh, what a big slam from my set.
Wait, no way I beat him.
Wait, I killed him.
Holy shit!
No way I beat him with Unara 1.
What?
My set got like the perfect slam.
Any quick trickery?
I should not...
No come on, come on, be reasonable.
The
pairs they hurt. I didn't have that much money, so I was unexpected to hit. Oh, my
You know I was on the bellbath. What the heck? She's so smart
All right, am I walking here I have to lock
Yeah, oh
Maybe I saw Shen
Yeah, I'll sell stuff. Ah, I got one more gold than I thought
Ah
Shen
I'm sorry
I didn't realize what I had until it was gone.
Wait I was counting the kills too, I didn't think I was going to print too old at the
end.
Did I have something else that prints one gold or?
No, it must have been bad counting.
Oh fuck, wasted my mover.
Did you forget the plus one from winning?
No, I was at 3, and there was only 2 units left.
So I was like, oh, if I'm at 3 and then there's only 1 unit left,
or there's only 2 units left, I'll print 1 gold off of the 2 units,
and then I'll sell my Shen.
But then somehow I went to 6.
I don't even know what happened.
Because you know how I feel noticeably weaker?
I don't know if I say noticeably weaker, but I can really feel it.
I guess if I can feel it, then it's noticeable, huh?
Who died?
Yeah, I guess in the old setup this would just like win.
Or in the old patch this board would just win out, right?
Wait, what? Didn't I just face this guy?
Wait, I just faced Vancell. How am I facing Vancell again?
Am I 2G choose?
Oh fuck, wait this is really bad actually.
Hopefully my Wukong ends up taking aggro.
Oh my god, I beat him this time.
That's crazy.
Yeah, top 4.
That's crazy I had to fight the strongest player back to back.
I actually beat him once
Dude, Shen's never gonna come back lost to ghost one to real. Let's go to the TG cheese
The TG cheese is huge like it it doubled myself power that game or that fight
Can you smell the tg cheeses ask me after the game I'll show you
Okay Shen 2 might come back
I'm not gonna hit that
Okay, I don't even think it was Gensu's.
I'm taking Gensu's in case I hit Kindred 2, but like I'm pretty sure at this point
I don't even have Kindred pair, I should have just played only for Ari.
I said I had really good items.
Okay, Shyamalan gets cast off, Stet gets two cast off.
And I'm dead.
Okay, it probably is just a fourth item, definitely with the weakest part.
Yeah.
Unless I hit set two here.
I mean, hey, fuck it, I'm down to kill the music.
Alright, let's go all in, let's go all in, fuck it.
all in on the idea of hitting set two set two set two okay well that's sad
Yeah, fuck it, fuck it!
8 out of 9, see what happens.
Maybe this set 2 actually changes the game, who knows?
I think it's actually better than playing the Nautilus.
It only had one more gold, like literally just one more gold, I could get something on the board.
on the board?
All right, it's not close at all.
We can safely say it was neither a set 2-diff or like an 8 out of 9-diff.
Okay, you know I definitely felt like kind of weak.
I hit my board, got to 9, hit a couple of legendary upgrades, and then died.
I mean, I think it's fine though.
I would consider that like a pretty average roll game.
Like, I hit half my board on 4-2, and then I hit the other half later.
I beat my Contestor.
My Contestor high rolled all my units,
so it made it really hard to play.
I think it was fine.
Fine overall.
How is this board so weak?
I mean, the Nerf units are pretty hard.
If the main carry of a build gets nerfed by like 20%,
the build is pretty bad, or it would be a lot weaker
than what it normally is.
All right, you guys are asking me about the TG Cheese.
Let me explain it really quick, right here.
So do you see what items my set has?
He has Spirit Visage, Edge of Night, oh, Chicken Burger.
So the TG Cheese is gaining value by slamming late.
So you can see I don't want my Edge of Night
go off before Set does his setups. I want the Edger Knight to go off after he does his
setups to give him one more cast. Also, it has a double benefit of I don't want him to
have a Spirit Visage at the beginning because I don't want him to, like, be tanky. I want
him to just get hit immediately so that he can get in on time and get two casts off.
So you purposely don't equip it because the way Set overkill works is that he
He can get hit below 50% health, you can even get hit down on 1 health.
If they hit that, it gets him there, it was big enough.
If he gets hit by a large amount of ability.
So it'll eat his BT shield, it'll eat his Starex shield, it'll eat his Edge of Night shield.
So if you ever have those on your TG, you can choose it by item moving it, waiting
until he does half of his setups and then slamming it back on.
Do you see that?
He went down like 5% HP.
This would have instantly activated his Edge of Night and made him do less setups.
Because Edge of Night would have blocked the bonus damage.
And then he would have no edge of night and he would do less sit ups.
So you have to wait until he heals past the halfway mark.
If I slam it now it would activate while he's sleeping.
Or while he's um, it would activate while he's doing sit ups which is really bad.
So you wait until he gets past the halfway mark.
And then you slam it so that it doesn't go off.
And then now he can jump in and ult fully safe.
And you see, I don't know if you saw, but he actually just survived because the
the bar 3 ulted him, and he proc'd edge of knight.
Which allows him to get 2 ults off, and because he gets 2 ults off, I win the fight.
So that's why I lost to his ghost, but then I beat the real one, it's because I TG chees
this time for 2 set ults.
It's kind of a sick play if you have extra removers.
It's not necessarily TG chees, it's more like edge of knight, starix, or BT chees,
Like the only reason you'd ever have those items on your set is from TG.
If only I made a difference though.
Unfortunately that wind didn't actually change anything because I was still too
weak.
You know I could have done.
When did I go nine?
I went 9 on this turn after my Contestor died.
Ah, nah, I think going 9 is good.
In this spot, you just go 9 and play any Quick Shaker, and then you play for top 4.
Top 4 maybe top 3.
I was gonna say, I did end up seeing a lot of Wul Kongs and Yunara's, but at this spot
I only hit 3 of each.
Oh no.
Oh no no no, hang on a second.
I had one Unara, so you're never going for Unara 3.
Okay, I think level is fine here.
Level is fine, play for Unara 2 and then one quick shaker.
Yeah, I can't believe I'm even considering playing, or I can't believe I'm even considering
going for Wukong 3 here, I only know Unara 2.
Oh, while we're here, I want to look at this replay.
Look at this.
Do you see what I'm doing here?
I'm like wondering if I have to lock to buy this set or not.
And then something weird happens.
I get gold every three takedowns.
So at this point, I'm at two gold.
There's two units left.
I can sell a Shen, and if I win the round, I'm plus one gold.
So I thought what was going to happen is that I print one gold, then I sell Shen,
I win and that's two three four five gold. That's the it gives me a five gold exactly and I buy it
But I don't know how I print two gold off of two kills here
What
How did I print two gold off of two kills with a ionic prosperous? Oh
My god, my Ari was hiding a gold in her ass
wait her ass was so fat I didn't notice until she moved oh no wonder I that's a
classic it was actually how long was it there for oh yeah yeah it wasn't her
ass well not really I don't like it I noticed it if I was staring at her ass
more I would have seen it yeah you can see my character go to pick up the other
piece of gold right here but I didn't even notice the one on the left all
right that's fine I don't need to change any placements okay I'll play the
I'll see you guys in a bit.
Frostburst again.
is it intended that your mouse clicks are so audible that that's just my mic
picking up any noise like you can hear my keyboard too I'm sorry if it's too
loud I don't think there's much I can do about it if I move my mic further away
way I won't pick up my voice.
I have Ionia Prosperous. I'm probably supposed to go artifactier and just try to like win streak
Just get whatever can win streak me
Light shield or a domble. Light shield is like this will come
I opened the fries in the bag, same line as last game.
It's not a very good line, but if I'm not contested, I think I can make it work.
Is Indomable not better than Wukong?
No, Wukong, his main gimmick is that he has two lives.
So anything that procs on death is really good.
Uh, or sorry anything that procs once per life is really good
So
Light shield crest procs twice on him. Sterex procs twice, Vow procs twice, BT procs twice, so all those items are above average
Okay, it is uh, prosperous again, so we're putting the fries in the bag
I'm just gonna probably level here.
Uh, yeah, I think I'm just leveling here.
Well, hang on, ask myself, does leveling actually make a difference here?
Yes?
I mean, that's enough for me.
I know I already have Suner, but this is still damage.
Don't wanna leave any other source of damage I can play here.
I guess Rek'Sai maybe was a source of damage.
My front line is already pretty good for right now.
Maybe there's a different Ionian line that does better without Arcanists.
WOW!
What the?
It's because I took the Bis Wukong artifact!
Yep.
That's why... it's because I believed in my king!
Okay, there's something I've been thinking about for a while.
Alawi hits an Align.
Like, does anybody ever position Alawi to actually hit people in Align?
I've been trying to figure out, because early game, it actually matters, right?
If you're a Lao, you just hit two people instead of one.
That could make the difference in a lot of fights.
But I don't know how to manipulate that to happen.
Wukong has dead ringery, yeah from TF2.
Oh, Gunslinger is nice, actually.
Gunslinger.
I'm sorry for this.
Does the even shove, or is it since buff refresh on Wukong clone?
No.
Gunslinger.
I'm sorry for this.
Does the even shove resistance buff refresh on Wukong clone?
No.
Isn't it like when you went ahead and position Keanu?
No, Keanu will automatically reposition to hit two people in a line.
A lot of ways does not do that.
So you have to naturally somehow get her to do it, which is really hard.
Okay, I'm still gonna slam. I hope Jinx is actually better than Jin here. Like,
there's a chance that my Jinx does not get to 18 hits. And then I'm just really sad.
Wait, that Caitlyn shot my Jinx.
Wait, oh my god.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Oh my god.
It was actually items on Gen 1.
Oh my god.
What a way to lose.
Alright, my bad.
I just like threw the game.
It was for sure Aphelios.
No, it was for sure Forbruzer.
Half of Aphelios' value has gone there.
I mean, he's like a stronger unit, yeah, but then you lose Econ, and then you're playing
a unit whose main purpose is to Summoner.
It was definitely to just play Forbruzer.
Oh my god, okay, alright, my fault for thinking that Jinx could do something.
I can't believe I just threw away like a 20 gold lead.
Holy full house.
I've only jinxed for playable.
I can't believe it. I actually just threw the game. I actually just like was given the
freest like you know our three game of my life and then I said nah I don't feel like
taking the plus 20 gold which is actually like plus 30 gold because I'm playing Ionia
prosperous. Is she that bad? Yeah she's unplayable. All of Zon is unplayable right
know.
What's the hold up to?
Okay, this is Biss Wukong, like it is like super gig of this, but I don't have to get
I'm sorry
That's I thought zhonya buffed they bug fixed which is a massive nerf
The only reason why work was good last patch was because there was a bug that made him like
I don't know, like twice as strong?
There was like a bug where the Zon buff was on him permanently instead of half the time.
So you can see how that would make him really strong, and then you can see how when they fix that bug, he becomes weak.
What's the end goal with this comp?
I'll win.
I'd like to win.
I need damage really badly. I'm so tanky already.
Is Ionia still good to force? If my last game met anything, no.
I'm playing at this game because it's what I have in my opener, but I'm definitely not
that happy about it.
Well, I'm happy about being uncontested and I'm happy about naturally moving Wukong 1.
I'm not happy about playing Ionia, it doesn't feel that good.
I need to find damage.
Where can I find damage?
aww, yunara 1 right here
is tehex broken again?
from what I heard, yeah
I'm actually kind of surprised I haven't seen it in my last couple of games
I saw it in my first game of the day and it looked unplayably strong
or like unbeatable
Have it's an OXIS? No. It's Ionian Prosperous. Ionian Prosperous has like one condition to
be good. It's can you hit it early and like snowball with it because you gain damage based
on how much gold you've printed. So I had exactly that. I had the Windstreak Prosperous
Sionia. Oh God. This guy is cycle level for Kaisa. I mean, it's pretty smart, I think.
He's in a great spot to keep his win streak. This guy's gonna be like really tough to beat.
speedy double kill while winstriking. That means the whole lobby is playing for a second. Unless
I hit like a UNR3. You think that's level 8? No, it's level 7. I'm finally taking one
gold bluff here. That was on linda 2 with hysterics which is like crazy in terms of right now
power but I feel like if I don't grab this I am gonna regret it. What was your opinion
on ap kaisa with spines? I played that yesterday it was interesting. I'm gonna roll one time
for a source of damage
one roll for a source of damage
I really need
someone who does any amount of damage
I'm just doing this
Like, I mean, one does a little bit of damage, but...
Please, a Jhin 2, an MF1, a Unara 1.
I'd be so happy if I could skip to the Unara 1. Holy shit.
That little 750 is pretty nice, though.
Okay, I think I'm just going to send it to 8 next turn.
I'll probably just chill it.
Like, I don't mind sending it to 8 even though it's like kind of like rolling way too early
because it's only a prosperous.
Yasuo or Vayne?
No, Yasuo doesn't do any damage.
can drink sore vein? No drinks doesn't do any damage either. I actually have like no source
of damage. I have a wonderful frontline, the best frontline you can ask for in like
Stage 3. But it's an unplayable backline.
Wait, I think I win. Let's go GIN 1! Let's go GIN 1!
Alright, I'm just going to send it, that's fine.
It sucks to be the first one rolling because the pool hasn't been thinned out, but if
If I win, it's so worth it.
And I should like even R1.
I only need to roll until I get something better than a G1.
Any legendary, even a random MF.
Oh my god, bow? Imagine bow.
No bow.
Oh my god, Paul's champ G2.
I didn't I didn't position on mocks that yet
I have to wait one.
Okay, position downlock set with best friends is a little awkward but it can definitely
be done.
Wait really?
This guy also...
Am I just like the worst at scouting?
I saw this guy earlier with saving scout Dumbify.
I didn't think he was going to send it on this turn for five will Kong's
you know I can't read
all my god okay
i'm a bad
i think i have to reinforce that you know
i'm not even kidding
getting extra reinforcement you know i'm not going to hit otherwise
Maybe I just won't hit it.
Okay, shit.
Okay, and maybe I'm just the worst at scouting.
I saw this guy with Dummify and like no board and an IE and I didn't think he was gonna
force you know are from that spot like it's I only a prosperous we can slam
this because I have to wait for it I have to wait for a gangster
why didn't you unlock set I I did I forgot to do it last turn cuz I was
rolling. Okay I think my game is over. That one like 10 gold blunder actually
cost me here. No Yunara, no Wukong, and this guy's like, is he playing two Wukong
Cheers.
Okay.
You know, thank God.
Okay, you know what?
Thank God.
Okay.
I'm going to eventually drop this Ornn.
I'll try to print one artifact since I already have two turns in.
JG set?
No.
I had the opportunity to make JG earlier but there's a very, very, very, very, very,
very very very very very very very very important reason why I'm not slamming it
why do you still swing parry?
I'm not walking that's for sure
Kindred's too useful and I'm not walking
5 gold bow, barely not on my side, Contestor takes it.
Actually tragic really.
It was like barely on his side too.
He almost like fucked up his pathing and I still almost got it.
This is like really hard.
Best trans positioning without like turbo griefing.
Yeah, maybe one will print that flicker blade.
That actually did get nerfed, but I'll just take this.
I think besides an artifact, there's like nothing else that no one else is going to take this rod.
Okay, let's go set.
Alright.
Ooh!
Alright, that's actually pretty good.
Bound to say my bad on the remover.
We still have four.
This can also eventually go to Kindred.
Okay, I didn't think about how best friends are gonna make this positioning so awkward.
Kindred with fishbones is wiss.
Hey, why?
It seems like fine to me.
I'm gonna correct me if I'm wrong.
I don't see any reason why you wouldn't want it.
Oh, does her ability stack up? Let me see.
Oh, I see, I see. It has to be on the same target.
Okay, I didn't know that. Thank you for pointing that out.
Okay, and we have to keep fishbones on you now, or then?
I'm fine. Maybe it's just better than Gensu's, honestly.
I did hit the ginses.
hmm let's see I I have all my bases covered already I feel like it still
makes sense to make ginsu's I mean I can just put the ginsu's on a kindred
and deathblade
actually I can build a wukong bus here
I think incis will do fine on kindred
Is that against a guard breaker?
No guard breaker has to be paired with IE.
Like has to be.
I think I'm just going to level.
one roll will come no I guess wrong okay surely I print set pair here right
Or should I print enough money for set pair?
Yeah, we're good.
Okay, make sure to look at Ari's ass for damage.
Wow, I can't believe this worked.
Full open fort, savings count, dumbify, and to roll for the entire Unara board, hit everything and then just win out.
I- I can't believe that works.
Yeah, I kinda like the double, uh, set.
Don't know about the fishbones. I'm pretty sure the fishbones is good.
If, uh, if Kindred can't play fishbones, then I think this setup is fine.
I wasn't aware about the the interaction earlier so that was my bad but like we
didn't choose to go fish bones this is what Ornn gave us doesn't double set
fuck up the push-ups only if they both go at the same time
like fish ones is still just a lot of damage and attack speed
Okay, double set's kinda sick.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, I lost.
Oh, wait, what the heck?
I definitely thought I was just winning my bet.
Alright, what do I need now?
I already have Sundar, so I don't need Lost Whisperer.
Kraken looks good.
Oh, GS Shen 2!
I'm pretty sure it's Kraken.
Or is Kindred good with Titans?
I should probably, I should look for it later, could have been Kindred, Titans.
I was thinking about playing Shyvana over Taric, but two of my matchups are AP, so Taric's
actually good.
It's definitely Shyvana over second set, but I'm down to like wait until I print.
Okay, according to the stats, Titans and Kraken are both insanely good on Kindred.
Why not Shyvana over second set? Because I can't afford it.
I can only afford it mid-round after I print.
I was I was fine with playing a slightly weaker board there
8% durability has got to be better than a couple of MR.
I don't think you understand what I'm trying to say.
I'm trying to say that I want everything, including Tarak 2, and Shyvana, and Swing
2, and Set 2.
I want everything, and I'm fine with being slightly weaker for one turn.
If I had lost that because of Shyvana Dip, my bad.
Like, if I want to somehow beat this guy, I need to hit everything, although it's probably,
I'm probably ever beating this guy's strongest fuck.
Full open fort into hit the entire board on a 4-1 and to win out.
at least I can play for a second I
Definitely thought this guy had a free win, but I was wrong
He didn't make the Baron Nashor
Why does guy break up through the IE because it has crit chance if you're if you're playing guard breaker
but you don't have the ability to create your trolling.
I mean, it's not terrible on Kindred, but it's just really good when paired with JG.
It's like probably like 70% of an item without JG, and then it's like a much higher percentage of an item, otherwise.
I can't Wupkong 3 here. I can't Unari 3.
I'm sure I get the Minators.
that sucks. I think I'd rather TG. I think I'd rather TG than double, uh, double Gensu.
I know for sure that, um, like, three item in Kendred's really good, but Gensu-Gensu
Kraken's falling out of it. I think the value of a TG that can go on a set 2, swing 2, Turk
2 is probably higher value. And really unlucky roll down, actually. I'm on 6 pairs. Turk
2. Down to Salshen. Down to downgrade RE. Please hit one of these upgrades. Damn.
Okay, all I can do is pray that I survive this turn.
That's pretty doomed.
This guy has 5 kindreds.
I mean, honestly, like, it's smart.
I don't even blame him for doing it.
He should be, like, target-griffing me,
because I'm the person who's most likely to take him down.
I think I'm dead.
Okay, I'm not too unhappy about going third here, but I'm unhappy about is the fact that
that guy's strat worked.
I really hate the gameplay cycle of I'm gonna do nothing, I'm gonna open fort, and I'm
just gonna gamble the entire game on 4-1, and then pray that it works.
I had a higher opener, like I definitely can't be mad about that.
I definitely blundered my own game when I lost my streak because I thought Jynx was better than Jyn.
Jynx won better than Jyn won.
What am I getting?
I think I go second place otherwise, without that.
But the fact that that gameplay cycle works is really frustrating.
Like the fact that he contested me with that gameplay cycle was double frustrating.
I don't know if you guys remember this, but in set 12, one of the worst patches of all time,
There was a unit that was very similar to Unara, and a unit that was very similar to Wukong.
Kalista and Rakan.
Ferry, Kalista, Rakan, there were 4 costs, Tank, 4 costs, Backline, Ferry, Quick Striker.
I think her trade was literally Quick Striker.
And they were both so strong.
They were both so strong that a huge play that you could do to win
and climb a 500 LP in one patch was to just do nothing.
Open Fort, click every econ augment and then just roll on 4-1 for exactly the board.
It was basically what that guy did in my lobby.
You do nothing, you save up all money and then you roll 100 gold in one turn,
clicking only exactly what's on your team planner, and then you gamble the entire game on if you hit.
He hit everything, so he wins.
I hate the gameplay cycle.
I hate that it works.
And the fact that he was contesting was even worse because then my win count is gone.
If he did that for like a different build, then I could still go from my win count of
hit into URI3 with so much extra money.
Why are you bitter that people play better?
That's what I'm saying though.
It's not a skill play.
It's just a gamble-quin flip play.
And when that play is stronger than normal, the game becomes like really like brain-dead
unplayable.
Like, I promise you.
If you played on that Fairy Recon Callista patch, you would just quit the game.
Probably like 90% of players would just quit the game.
Because your best play was to open Fort, do nothing, click 3 econ augments, and then roll
down on level 8, 4, 1 with that exact build.
It was so bad that people were even doing it on 3, 7.
If I was doing it and you were doing it and we both clicked double econ augment,
I would roll down on 3, 7 with 50 gold instead of 100 gold to try to beat you.
was like the legit best play. Right my complaint isn't that people put that better than me.
I'm all for people playing better than me. It happens all the time. I'm not very good
at the game. Alright should check if anyone else had this. Sometimes two people can
get this? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. My complaint is that, like, doing nothing works. I'm not
even accusing my opponent of being a bad player, by the way. What I'm saying is I hate that
that strat works. Do nothing into coin flip. Like, I've seen that guy in my lobby many
times that guy's good. Infinity protection. It's not that good in this spot. I need to
play strongboard promise protection is okay I'm done just go gold destiny I
feel like there's a oh they just blocked our farming fuck this would actually our
farming sounds really good in general but I do need to play for a win streak
right now I think I'm supposed to go gold destiny and just like whatever I get
okay it's a little tough but it should be doable
Defend your quick check reward in.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I'm down to get a little psychotic here.
Play for full streak and try to like, most of the units I want are 2 and 3 costs, down
to be a little psycho.
Wow, instantly rewarded.
What the hell, instantly rewarded.
I got the perfect unit.
Now I need a Loris.
Pretty sure it's EMP.
In this comp, you want to slow them down.
Okay.
So now once we get lords we're in a really good spot.
Solo play is kind of awkward to play around because I have a lot of frontliners in this build.
But I mean, it does accomplish my goal of getting the early win streak so I can't be too unhappy.
Oh fuck wait, am I getting a win streak?
Weird I'm not.
Also, I probably should have just played this disruptor.
I played the Jarvan because he was another frontliner.
It's okay, I don't think this was Disruptor Diff.
Let's do this.
Wait, how is that guy so strong? Oh, it's too trick. Oh fuck, that's like a super ideal too trick.
Oh my god, this guy is like in as good of a spot as I was last game.
Is it like every upgraded early game I own in?
Why did the Seraphine do no damage?
A lot of people think 4 costs are good, but like the reason why 4 costs are good are
because they scale off of items really well.
Seraphine doesn't actually do anything like it was really good that I hit her because I need her later
But she's naked right now and she doesn't actually do anything right now
Like if I had a unarv right now it wouldn't be that good because I would just like
Like she would do no damage she'd be naked she would have a loss of sprain that's it she'd be weaker than a gin too
Like it's really good because you were going to meet her later, but she doesn't like instantly
win you the game.
I have open sword, I mean I'm always taking Loris here, Loris is too important.
I could slam edge at night for win streak, but I don't have a streak.
I have four pilt over, but there's no way that's correct.
I think it's this instead.
Okay, I'm really hoping I don't lose this.
Wasn't the tier more important? No.
Well, like if you're saying make Shogun Seraphine, I'd much rather have a Loris right now.
Loris is like, significantly more likely to get me a Windstriker.
Oh no. I should have slammed the edge of night. I should have slammed the edge of night!
I'm dead.
I really did not want to sum the edge of night, but I also really had to win that for econ.
Oh god.
No, I'm pretty sure it was correct to not sum edge of night.
If I sum edge of night, my mid game is doomed.
I think I would only sum edge of night if it was like 10 streak.
Cause it's good on Viego than no one else, it's like passable on Thresh.
Gwent on 2-6 is good pace.
Okay, but how about the fact that I leveled to 5 on 2-2, and then lost win, lost win.
Have you thought about that part?
The part where I'm like down 15 gold on the rest of the lobby right now?
Let me point to my one filled coffer, meaning that I have 10 gold.
And let me point to his filled coffers that shows that he's at 40 gold.
My units are good. My HP is good, but like...
I've killed my own econ for like the gamble that I was going to win streak.
Right, I tried to bite off too much.
I went 5 to ideally streak through the whole stage.
But then I ran into strong player and then strong player.
And then I lost.
I ran into the two strongest players at the worst time.
If I ran into them on the 4th and 5th losses fight, it's fine, because it's 3 win 2 loss, you get 5 build for streaking.
But this is win moves win moves win, which is like the worst possible order.
Oh, it has to be bowed, yes.
Yeah, it has to be about Gs.
Should be fine.
Oh, DerbyTFT, thanks for the fine.
Boxbox, Edge of Night is literally a great item on Thresh, but okay, lol.
Do you really think that do you do you really truly believe that edge of night is a great item on thresh?
Like you're probably going here, and you're typing in thresh, and you're saying edge of night minus point three delta
It's a great item, but have you ever considered the context of why the delta is that good?
Like I'll give you my opinion, and I will also practice it with I've been wrong many times before and I'm down to be wrong again
but like my opinion of the item is that
But it's just not very good.
It's what you settle for on him.
And players that tend to settle and be flexible tend to be very good.
And that's why the item has a good delta on him.
I'm pretty sure you should never seek to build this item on your Viego.
Oh, this is actually really interesting.
Dragon. Oh wait no it has to be Crash Test Dummies. It has to be Crash Test Dummies because
of the overpowered interaction. It has this like OP interaction where it gives you more
souls. Oh god I'm so poor though. Yeah like I'm pretty sure if you were to compare Thresh
2 with BT, Voidstaff, Morello, someone like that versus Thresh 2 with like Edge of Night
and then two of the Bist items, I'm pretty sure the damage output's like really really
really night and day. Like the reason why Edge of Night is like playable on him is
because it keeps him alive, but you can also just position well.
Like trust me, I actually do this thing out a lot called the Edge of Night Gambit.
I really, really like it, where you slam Edge of Night for a win streak, and then settle
for it on Thresh.
And every time I've done it, I've been like disappointed.
Like even right now, one stage later, my items are already way better.
Same pair is crazy.
Little Batmobile. Thanks to the Prime.
I'm pretty sure I should do this.
That looks like a York tube, it's not actually.
I want to get off of this Viego ASAP.
What would you recommend to play to reach masters?
Whatever you like.
People always ask me those kinds of questions and the answer is almost always play what
you like. Play what you're good at, play what you enjoy. If you want like an objective like
tier list, there are much better resources out there. I recommend TFT Academy. I'm not
sponsored by them. But I think that if you want to just like know what comps are good,
you can just look at that. But like, you shouldn't just play as tier lines. You
You should play what you enjoy that is also playable.
This is a very interesting game.
I've naturaled so many good units, but I'm stupidly poor.
Oh god.
Oh god, I'm actually so poor.
OHHHHHHHHH!
Level 640 with four big pairs
TX has a natural self-balancing mechanic where the better units the better builds tend to be more contested
So like right now TX is probably the best build in the game
People are going to just contest this shit out of you if you play it
Down to call it a tier diff
Oh, no, my Diego walk 2-4 forward.
Actually, that's fine.
I was definitely losing this no matter what.
Yeah, wait a second.
I feel like every single Kaisa player always levels of 7 here and it really sucks to the
one to have to fight them right at this spike.
Oh wow.
Okay, now I wish I got to fight the Kaisa player.
Holy shit.
I had to kick his ass.
I have to bench you for now, brahm, but you'll be back in next level, okay?
It is actually crazy that I've already naturaled two pairs of big units.
On TFT Academy it doesn't have anti-heal on the Slayers comp, do you know why?
I mean they're just recommendations, you should still make anti-heal if you have
the spot for it.
I would say that slayers tend to not need as much anti-heal because you have high single
target damage and there's not much time for the enemy to heal.
Like if I'm playing Kaisa AP, she's like a laser beam of single target damage.
There's not much time for someone to heal up.
Oh, that's not even true.
I've definitely played AP Kaisa until like a Garen 2 and then just been like, wow, I need anti-heal.
I'm pretty sure every company is anti-heal.
If Froden didn't put it on the TFT Academy, like, planner, it's probably just like an oversight.
Or he probably just like listed other items that he feels like are important.
There's a very large subset of people that play ranked, where they go to TFTAcademy.com.
They click like exactly 442Belved, and then they put this in their team planner
and they only make these items.
And they'll hold like 5 components on their bench if they can't make those components.
And like, nah, just like, just play slim what you have.
Yes, I'm sure that QSS, Kraken Slayer, Giant Slayer, as well as this, but I'm sure that if you have Gensu Titans, it's acceptable.
Uh, AD, AP, AD, AD, and AP.
AD, AP, uh, AD.
Okay.
I'm probably gonna report one...
Oh wait, this is tough. I have to get Vanquisher in to make my Callista able to crit.
I have one here, but I also have another next in.
I gotta think carefully about this.
Yeah, maybe I just dropped Diego.
I usually try to keep it until I'm locked thrush, but maybe I'm down and dropping.
Oh, or this.
Okay, I don't think it's malicious.
I'm not for this.
It'll be good on my thrush and my Seraphine as well.
Okay, I'm gonna reforge one cloak.
Glove.
Alright, I have Jewel of Lotus, so there's definitely some things I can do here.
I think I'm down to go Adaptive and then play off of Glove.
Hodge is acceptable.
It's good on Thresh.
It's not very good on Seraphine.
It's not very good on Seraphine because she's not taking advantage of the healing at all.
I'd rather just make it adaptive because it's a decent backline or a decent frontline item
right now.
I need to play like a three-item Seraphine and a three-item Kalista Ace up.
Yeah, I'm really poor.
I have to 4-5 it.
Even my 4-5 is gonna be like, pretty poor.
Yeah, no, even my 4-5 is gonna be like 10 gold, holy shit.
I mean, I am through combat augments.
I'm basically gonna, wait, no way I have to 5-1 it, right?
I feel like I might have to 5-1 it. Oh my god
Wait, the latest level up of all time, I kind of deserve it though cuz like I level up to 5 and then lost
Oh, how am I not getting completely owned here?
Okay, we did eventually get owned.
I'm turning.
I mean, I could legit just sec the next two, go down to three lives.
I have decent HP save.
Uhhh...
Open Glove.
TG Thresh is a pretty quick and efficient way to...
I'm down, I'm down.
TG Thresh is a quick and efficient way to like handle
the fact that I have Jeweled Lotus, but need to 3 at him,
3 units,
and a tank.
It's not gonna be this Thresh at all, but like it'll be good enough Thresh, and then
I'll have to read him close up through it and serve him through it and tank.
Oh my God.
Okay, well, now I'm definitely
now I'm definitely 451ing it.
Wouldn't call us to be better at TG.
No.
There's a certain type of unit that's good with TG.
It's units that are in the front that can use most items.
If I put TG Kalista and she draws Wormog Sunfire, what happens?
I just die.
I'm just down a full TG.
But if I play TG Thresh and he draws Wormog Sunfire, like, it's fine.
Like, okay, yeah, Thresh could get Deathblade and Kraken, but he still kind of benefits
from a little bit of the stats. It's much better to be on someone like Melee. Okay this
is actually like not bad. Okay wait, Gwent 2 might be better than Thresh 2 here. Like
No cap.
Oh, sorry.
Gwent you like a red and thrush one here.
Okay, I'm going to lure a second row then he'll taunt in.
Oh yeah, actually it's just a new problem.
Yeah, I kind of like this let your tank first and then Lord's jumps in takes aggro
Wait, I think I'm gonna win
What a hook wait, I got the mad life thrush
That's probably strongest.
Okay I like the idea of my main tank is second row and then he'll grab aggro later.
I guess it's pretty sweet.
Okay let's just focus on three item in Kalista and not my tank.
I don't have anti-heal yet.
I'm a little low on removers because I've been wasteful.
Okay, I need more elo or some fire.
I got neither.
I think the backline items matter more.
There's another guardbreaker, guardbreaker's best.
Showed him, no I'm fairly certain guardbreaker's stronger.
When you have the ability to create, I'm pretty sure Garbriker is just insane at high value.
It still gives mana, but it also gives you a fuck ton of damage, whereas Shorjin's all
about the mana.
The fact that I like made this closest crazy, I haven't spent my money yet, would even try
to be good here?
No, I have Lost Whisperer.
Wow, power of three common arguments.
Alright, let's do this.
Gotta hit, what, Braum?
Sure.
Uh...
Any Vanquisher?
Wow.
Wow!
I'm gonna do this now.
Okay, alright, we're just gonna send it straight to nine then.
Oh! Oh my god, my solo plate. Oh my god. Oh my god, fuck!
Ahhhh!
Praying that doesn't cost me here but it probably will.
Oh my god, how did I miss that?
Alright, this is why you TG that Thresh by the way.
He can actually use these items.
G.S. your Calista.
The amount of people who backseat me and tell me to like, move an item when I have zero removers
is really high. I would love to, I just can't. Oh yeah, honestly, when Thresh rolls the Gargoyle,
I could have actually solo plated him as well in the third row. That's kind of a sweet
I didn't even think about that.
Yay, unlocked Skarner.
Okay, grab a Kalista item.
GS, Gunblade, Nashor's on a pinch.
I think GS is best here.
Actually, I still don't have anti-heal, but...
Oh my god, I could have gotten that.
I still don't have anti-heal, but my dumbass has no removers left, so I...
Otherwise, it would be Morello's Seraphine Move Giant Slayer. Oh my god.
And I have no one to blame but myself there. I was too wasteful with removers.
AP, AD, AP.
Think about playing this as Zerr, but with Crash Test Dummies and Solo Plate, don't I
I just have too many units on the board.
Getting the Vanquisher in.
I would only play Little Six.
I have Dual Lotus, so it's not that important.
Wait, is that Annie too? Holy shit.
Oh, I'm in some trouble.
Yeah, my Kalista with Gunblade got completely decimated there.
Oh god.
I'm gonna lean from right side, lean on my other tank's left side.
Oh, I feel like I'm dead, though.
My board's decently powerful, but no anti-heal is awkward.
I should have said that I could have gotten anti-heal if I didn't fuck up my itemovers.
No one's dead, but someone floor one life.
As long as I don't face that Baydreaming guy again, this guy is too strong.
The Nassia 7 plus Annie 2.
Oh my god.
Doesn't Kalista spread anti-heal decently.
No, she hits 3 people.
Which is like playable, but Seraphine hits the whole board.
Okay.
Look for Sunfire, Morello, Red buff.
Can put on Seraphine and un-er-move.
Let's roll first and see what we hit.
I was debating like doing some item pop-off stuff
It looks fine to me
TG for the guys if I don't have a third tank, I'm throwing a game I
Need a third tank item if the only real decision point there was do I want to move adaptive to brawl and then GS my
Stereofean, or do I want to just Strip Spirit Visage? And I was done with just Strip Spirit Visage.
Oh my god.
There was also a decision point of do I want a TG Thittle, or not TG Thittle, a TG Thresh too, or like move all of Stereofean's items over?
Infinity Force?
It's not better than a full 2G.
I didn't get to throw it on Ornn.
It's not that great on my backline either.
This looks fine to me.
Do you kill us with some space?
If I win this, it should be like top, oh my god, it's like top 2 if I win this.
And I do have anti-heal for this turn specifically.
Look at that little, no, Ornn gains a lot of HP from it.
My board could use the extra tankiness at this point.
Okay, look at my Thresh!
Look at my Thresh! Look at the moves!
Faker!
Why is it going on Venge?
It's to sell if I hit an Ornn, man.
It's like a sell big one for a small one nice top three. Okay. I'm probably dead here, but this is all good
Yeah, if I hit the orn on this turn I would sell I'm like that right as well just rolling see what happens
Oh wait, there's like a chance I could win this
I'm going to clump my damage up onto the same side.
If he moves to the right, I'm so dead here.
I'm clumping all of my tanks left side to match him, and I'm just going to hope that we can
just kill these guys, and then all three of my damage here is focus-fired.
Maybe makes it if here, so we've got to stun off unfortunately.
It's okay.
My Thresh actually has really good items.
I can actually win this turn specifically.
QSS is gonna wear off. Oh, he has Titans.
Oh! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Finish it off! Do it! Do it!
It's a first!
Oh my god! I got the Miracle Triangle Positioning!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Where the Slayer guy killed the other guy for me,
And then I killed this guy barely with perfect positioning and a perfect TG.
Oh my god.
The Annie, two guys, oh Annie two guys went 5th actually.
I thought he was the remaining player.
There's actually Slayer of Anchors here Slayer of Anchors here.
I'm actually sad that Melba's still good.
But yeah, second place killed third place via Ghostboard and then I barely killed second place via a miracle.
Like that game was looking doomed the entire time and I was just grasping at straws I
Was so poor and I had to five one it I
Five one did to level eight and we somehow still win. I had it off the back of having a three combat augments
And lucky tg roll
Wait, I can't believe the ending I went fifth
He was so strong what happened. Oh, I mean I can tell you what happened
Annie only works if there's enough time for her to cast.
Slayer of Anquisher just kind of runs the board over before you can cast.
And it's a bad matchup because they can all outheal the Annie damage.
That's actually really sad. This guy built such a good board and then it just doesn't matter.
Because Slayer of Anquisher.
Wow, no, really, I just can't believe it.
The entire game we were just going to say like, I'm trying to play solid and just try
to get a top four.
And it somehow worked.
Can you explain your positioning for the last round?
Yeah, I mean, I needed a miracle and it's what I got.
I positioned it in a way that could maybe give me a miracle.
So in the Slayer of Anquisher matchup, let me wait for all the units to load in.
In the Slayer of Anquisher matchup, you need to focus fire because there's a lot of healing.
So all my damage healers have to be together.
I was losing earlier because I was doing safe positioning with like one carry on each
side.
But what ends up happening is Seraphine will do half of everybody's HP and then
all of his heal back up.
And then Clisla will do another half of everybody's HP here, and the weak ones will die, the strong ones will heal back up.
So instead, you just full comp it, and then I just pay attention to see what side they're stacking, and then put Braum in front.
This position is like super ideal for me, because it creates a world where all three of my damage dealers work together.
Meanwhile, all of his damage dealers are stuck on a full block of tanks.
Like, look at his right side. Gangplank 2, Fiddle 1, Scion 2, Swain 2.
How long will it take me to kill that? Like four seconds?
Meanwhile, look at my left side versus his frontline or his
damage dealers. I have Braum 2 with solo plate. I have two star Wardens, two star Wardens.
Fiddle 6, Gwen, and an Ornn with an Ornn in fact. It's gonna take him a long time.
There's like super ideal. I really wanted to kill the Swain before he casted.
But he barely got it off, I think. Yeah, he barely gets the cast off, unfortunately.
So I definitely didn't think I was gonna win.
But if there was ever a world where I could win, it would be by clumping my backline.
Thank God, Kalista targets exactly three units, by the way.
Because look at this finale.
They changed Kalista to target exactly... Wait, is it three or four? I don't actually know.
But, look at this. Doesn't it look really over right here?
Oh, it's four units? Okay, then maybe it's not super ideal then.
But the fact that my Kalista can hit through the front line here, and just barely, I'm
guessing barely one shot, yeah. Wow.
Like, this is so close, look at this.
My Kalista is like a third of a second away from dying.
Damn, that guy goes third for that too.
He lost first place by a third of a second.
You were triple combat and managed a cap?
Yeah, I mean, the game winning decision was 5-1ing it.
Like right here, normally if you're poor, you 4-5 it, like where's my spot?
I'm pretty sure if I didn't hit an upgrade here, I was gonna 4-5 it and then just like
play for fourth.
If I 4-5 it here, I will never make it to 9.
I will level up, I'll roll, maybe hit 1 upgrade, win these next 2 fights, and then I'll just
be stuck level 8 and get 4th place.
It was really lucky that on that turn I hit the Seraphine, so I was like, oh I can definitely
5-1 and now.
And then our 5-1's also really lucky.
On one hand, the pool has been thinned out, so you're extremely likely to hit,
because the pool has been thinned out already
oh wait, I don't even think I 5-1 it
I think I 5-2'd it
yeah, I fucking 5-2'd it
that's like the only way you can play for first
the massive full greed
holy shit, actually so greedy
5-2 level 8
It's only because I had the Seraphine 2 to save so much HP.
I'm pretty sure 5-2 is correct.
I had HP for it.
This lets you do your roll down, have more money to roll down,
and also, if you hit early, you can go 9.
This one, the pool's been thinned out
because everybody's playing aggressive at level 8,
so all the forecasts are gone,
which means I'm very likely to hit Braum and Callista,
which you can see right here, one roll for Brom,
and then how many rolls for Calista?
Two.
Took three rolls to hit two upgrades.
I mean, that's definitely still a high roll,
but you should realistically expect to hit your upgrades
for a very cheap when you're reverse contested.
I would have guessed it would take eight rolls.
Now, even eight rolls is like fast.
Maybe 10.
Yeah, maybe spending 20 gold is realistic there.
How do you position your Calista?
I mean, just safe. She's not gonna hit the enemy carry until the end of the fight.
Okay.
Man, my head hurts already.
Man, my head hurts already. I'm only three hours into the stream, and I'm already like,
I already feel like I'm ready to end my stream. New patch equals a lot of new
information. Alright I'm gonna play the ad break. I'll see you guys in a bit.
I don't wake up to this...
Whoa, what's- why's the screen black?
Hello, is a you can?
Wait, is a ku you a n?
What a hard name to pronounce.
Thank you for the sub.
Okay, I'm pretty sure you just auto-sail jinks every time now.
I feel like there's just almost no world where she can be good early game.
Wait, I just realized they still didn't buff Path of Blades?
It's been bad for so long.
Did they really not change at all this patch?
Oh, and I got adrenaline modules.
It's actually like the most unplayable void slash Ionia game.
I'll have to try to find something else.
Maybe Demacia.
Oh fuck, they just nerfed this.
Alright, can I just do it anyway?
I don't know what else I'm going to play.
If no one's the Masiya, I think I'm down.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
Press Mac, ticket, you shall re-roll.
Okay.
Perseverance to get Ustler's really strong.
Oh.
I don't think they changed it at all this patch.
I'm I'm pretty sure it should still be good. Oh, they bought the phylios, so I wonder if you're supposed to play a phylios now
Each shall reroll from zero each all units. Yeah, I mean that's actually how you're supposed to play it
What matters most is that you have a prismatic ticket
Like I seriously mean it like nothing else matters
It doesn't really matter if you have like one Kiana.
Oh, I guess it matters a bit if you have like a Milio, because then you can actually activate
it early.
But like this comp can get first place even without like each talent on 25.
Okay, they buffed Aphelios, but I don't know how to play that version of the board.
I'll probably just keep it simple and play the same one I'm familiar with.
Are you going to roll 5 dice on stream because Boxed Headmasters?
I did tell him I would roll dice for him in honor of his uh, hitting masters.
I don't know when I should do it though.
I mean fuck it maybe later today because I'm brain fried I don't think I'm going
to play that much more TFT.
Although I'm pretty sure a lot of people didn't wake up saying oh boy I can't wait
to watch boxboxrolldice for two hours today.
What the heck?
I have no items on your bench for two rounds, okay?
Okay, I'm pretty good.
I unlocked Bard and I got Yshtal in.
That's definitely a high roll.
I think whether or not you actually hit a shell on the four rolls for Bard, whether or not
you hit it is like actually 50-50.
Four rolls on four?
Roll?
No, no, no.
I only wanted to do my four rolls for Bard.
Now I just want to lose streak and then spike on 3-2.
I'm down to grab a Niko with a bow.
If I didn't have Ishtel and I already, I'd probably take this Milio, but Belta's a- or Sword is a really bad component.
Is the whole squad doing it, like you said? Oh yeah.
I told Bucks too. If you guys didn't know the story behind this.
Here's the context, just so you guys are all in the loop.
If there's one thing I hate it's when streamers talk about like stories that reference old things that not everybody was here for
So here's the context
Box to sign this contract box who is my student?
He's another streamer that just started playing tft and he has a name
That's eerily close to mine
He wrote this or he signed this contract that says if I box to do not hit masters by the end of February 10
I will stream myself rolling five dice until they all end on the same number even if it takes 48 hours
And then he failed to hit masters and then the mad man. Oh, I have to send this
The madman, he actually did do it, it took him about 40 minutes, he high rolled, but he
did it.
And then I told him if he does hit masters, I'll roll 5 dice in his honor and I'll get
the whole team to do it too, the whole team from the box box bash.
I'll definitely do it, I don't know if Steli and Katowyn will do it though.
I mentioned it to Steli later, off stream, and she said, what?
I didn't agree to that.
Do you think the Vayne buff is fake?
I haven't played it yet, but it looks good.
I like playing Vayne.
I'm lucky Ori's gonna be a bit hard.
Actually, I'll just unlock Ori on 3-1.
Why don't you make Nashor's I don't think you should make Nashor's before you confirm
I can't really do it if you choose to think I can't really do anything about it I'm like
forced to play my units I can't even do this because I have to have three units yeah
It sucks that I'm facing him.
Ah, that actually really sucks.
My default units are too strong.
Actually, wait a second. Why does it look like I...
Hang on, why does it look like I'm about to lose?
Why did he play a Taric?
Yo, I can't do anything to stop you from griefing me.
Why did you play a Taric?
You also played Piltover.
Loose 3 in a row.
I can definitely lose 3 in a row and then just spend all my money after that.
I could have also gone the other way.
I could have gone and killed 10 enemies.
Oh wait, yeah, maybe one is just better.
Wait, how much did the first one give?
I think you're right. I think it was actually just better.
105.
Oh yeah, fuck, you're right.
Are they on the Peltover unit?
Oh, sorry, I have to lose 3-in-1, anyway.
That's not bad. That's some bad reading comprehension skills. Yeah, I just like to lose 3 in a row
because it coincided with the fact that I was already lose tricking. Okay, so I'll
I'll sec through here and then on carousel.
After carousel I'll level and go in.
If I take loose tenor row and someone open forts what do I do?
And I just cry not much you can do
It's not golden dragon
Is it really epoch
No, it's not epoch
God damn it. Yes, it's crush test
I'm not going to win a single fight, right?
Yeah, we're not.
I'm like a little nervous that buying this upgrade might win around.
Okay, next turn I'm just going to remove the warmogs, and then use the tonlok ori.
That's what you shot, I still use a 3 and a row.
Why is grace not ideal?
Precision in grace is good for melee comps, where the moving speed and walking up
actually matters.
Walking up for me doesn't matter here.
So you're basically taking that for just a little bit of attack speed, which is not that
great, especially on this board.
Okay, I need to roll for any Pilt-over unit.
Any Pilt-over.
Okay, I should be losing all of these, right?
Yeah, I think we're good to go with all these.
Okay, and don't buy EXP just in case my quest tells me to, but use level 1 to go to be sure.
Alright, and that's how you kill Zerionus instead of like 2.
Although I might kill Zerionus anyway, honestly.
Yeah, I'm killing Zero.
Quick Invesa.
Okay, got broad here.
Don't worry guys, this is all under control.
This is all according to my K-Kaku.
I just needed a broad here.
Alright, JG, Nashor's, let's do this.
Okay, I'm just going to solo orc immediately.
I'm going to try to rebuild Kiana if possible.
What are you drinking?
A canned coffee from Japan.
Alright, pick a quest that involves rolling or winning.
We got a lot to do this turn.
I don't have to roll until I hit all two stars.
Stick to the plan, stick to the plan.
Okay, pretty tough turn, but then we got it.
Okay, wait, do we got it?
Maybe not.
Also, yeah, I don't think Bart should have the items. Well, I put it on Bart because I have six Bards, but that might not be the right justification.
I have Removers. I should just put on Muleo first.
Oh God, okay. Uh, this sucks.
The dummies can't at least.
Okay, and then I'll unlock Nidalee on creep round.
Fuck, I wish I had like an easy quest, cashing out at like 250 is actually pretty good in
this build.
But if there was an easy quest I could do to get to 250, I can cash out and down.
This guy didn't even kill my dummy.
No need to unlock the Nidalee.
Yeah, it's kind of treachery.
Well, nah, I think you still do.
You can hit Nidalee pair on six.
Even nidalee too straight up.
And like it's not like it takes away from your shop slots.
It takes away one shop slot, but it doesn't like grief your other shop slots because there's
no other 4 costs you really want in this build.
I can't unlock skarner yet because I'm not level 7.
Oh nice.
WoodSeph is amazing here.
WoodSeph or Spark?
Alright, I'm gonna send it for an upgrade.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, I didn't believe you.
Fuck I need to roll deeper.
Oh wait, it wasn't nearly overkill, what am I doing?
Uh oh.
I also didn't roll deep enough.
Oh god. Oh god, what a blunder, Albert.
I need to just sell my Qiyana, I forgot.
I also... Oh god.
Oh god.
Call the chaos, fuck it, pray.
Or is it you'll lotus?
I just call the chaos what he got for me.
Okay, I'm pretty sure Bard is the strongest here.
Okay the question is how do I unlock Skarner without griefing?
How do I unlock Skarner without losing a turn here or without losing one of my two lives?
Roll the shop 15 times, I don't even think I need to, I appreciate your cash out.
Oh Radiant Rabbidons is like the perfect item here with the hike.
is lagging? Uh oh. Wait can you guys hear me? Type 1 if you can hear me.
Alright, every start of my stream, is it working now?
Are we still lagging?
If you can hear me, type 1.
Okay, I managed to salvage my spot.
I can't unlock Skarner though, at least not until Creeperown, but that's fine.
I also can't believe I didn't play the nidalee actually what a dumb ass for me
I sold the nidalee because I ran out of bench space instead of selling Kiana
No game audio? Oh shit
Okay. Yeah, my spot looks really good now.
Does Bard have the ability? I'm a little scared.
Does Bard survive, Fizz? What was the question word?
I got Radiant Deathcap, which is kinda awesome,
Isn't that like exactly what I needed?
Actually like a good AP item
Yeah, she's baby Zerath. I honestly might be better than Zerath. This part definitely fucks
Oh, she came back.
She loves me.
Alright, last remover.
Let's use this to unlock.
It's itemizing Bard better than Melio.
Bard scales off a number of 3 stars, so once you get a few 3 stars, I believe Bard is
better.
ending. Alright, I need a third tank item and a third melee item. Oh! I forgot about...
Okay, my bad, my bad.
I
signed the crown guard a bit late. Hopefully it's fine. I can't believe I sold it in Italy, man.
His raid didn't call the chaos the worst one. I mean the worst one's whatever doesn't fit
fit your spot. So I'm gonna let him sit in Italy. I'm pretty sure Mila, Mila 3's got
me better. Does anybody know when I unlock Brock? Oh, I can check. Oh, it's after this
quest. Okay, so one more turn. God damn, I could have completed this turn if I wasn't
brain dead. No, it's fine. There was actually a lot to do. I don't regret it too much.
Okay, I'm gonna try to get my Niko at Road.
Has made it better than Orianna. I think so. I should practice this so that I've only played this build like twice.
But like, surely the 27 Gold unit is better than the 18 Gold unit, and they're both like invokers.
It's Brock better than Keanu-3.
Like even considering Bart's skills, it's still gotta be Brock.
This is going to give me an item, I'm pretty sure.
By 24 EXP it's fairly easy, but I'm probably just going to roll on 8.
Yeah, it gave me an item component.
I feel like that always happens.
Is it like a world where I can get another item? I'm just gonna get a belt or something.
Was there a world where I got something that wasn't a component anvil? Every time I cash
I shout at that number, I always get a component anvil.
But like I want it, I just want money.
Oh my god, the bard cleanup!
Why is this guy so hot?
Ah, Milio item.
Which is just Gunblade or Gensu's.
Okay, I guess.
Okay, I'm not kidding.
Pretty sure QSS is better than...
QSS Milio is stronger than Sturks here.
Oh, if I'm like, I can maybe do like something with QSS, GG.
Oh, alright, I'm down to hit Brock.
Okay, well now I'd like to change my mind.
Now I wish I got the Sterics.
Shit.
It's crazy that Bard can just print you 7 gold by the way.
I have no idea how to position this.
I've got a naked Brock too.
Sheesh!
Miliu items to Brock.
I don't think so.
AP Brock cannot be the answer.
He's also already CC immune.
So QSS is like literally worst in slot.
I think I'm just gonna try to get a tg on him and call it a day.
Oh no.
Wait, Bart pushed it himself.
He's not sasinian?
He's illiterate right here. Passive immune to crowd control.
Yeah, I'm down to just like pray for a 2g
Wow, he can't keep getting away with it. What the heck?
Okay, I'm pretty sure you are not supposed to go nine here in this spot. I'm uncontested on nidalee and skarner
I still didn't complete the quest
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you just like go all in here
T-hex
Yeah, wait with cosmetic ticket even if you factor in the fact that I sold in Italy, I think I'm still hitting this
Okay, hang in there brock.
Okay, items for you soon
Why not Gensu's Brock? That's terrible. He doesn't need a tech speed
It's it's only just hot and then try for like IE I
Use that even as the baseline like Hodges fine for him
It took a lot.
fuck! fuck my cursed stupid APM dude!
I rolled too fast! I skipped the Skarner and then I rolled faster in panic and then I skipped the Nidalee.
This is why you should just roll half your roll early, to prevent this from happening.
I suck. Biggest throw of my life.
AHHHHHHH!
Who the fuck do I think I am?
In this spot?
Why the fuck am I not just sending it to 30?
Why am I not sending it to like 20?
It's a difference of three or two gold and then I can roll slower and more carefully and not skip the fucking scarner and the nidalee oh
My god, yeah, like once I'm here seven scarners eight nidalees
I'm like, okay fuck look for the nearly three nearly three nearly three nearly three nearly three nearly three I skip a scarner
And I'm like, okay fuck now all I can do now I skip that scarner all I can do now
I just all in for the nidalee oh
My god
you can literally see like the the left brain right brain thing happening here
where I click on it but I already rolled past it like look you can see the
vanilla 3 look at that my left hand is moving faster than my right hand so I I
buy it but I'm like too slow and my hands aren't synchronized oh my god yeah
Who the fuck do I think I am?
Why didn't I just roll half of that earlier?
Why didn't I just roll half of my money earlier and have too less gold?
I'm rolling like literally like 90 times in 30 seconds. What's the difference between rolling 90 times and rolling like?
88 times
If it means you won't skip a scarner end in Italy
God I'm so fucking stupid man actual generational throw
It's fine it's a lesson to be learned I'll just next time I will just roll half my money early
Would Nidalee through with no items win?
Yes.
Like 1 million times yes.
Like it's not even close level yes.
Like, I still had the rest of my board.
Also, I could use one item mover, and then put milio items onto it.
It would have won by like a million.
I shouldn't have queued up.
I'm actually like tilted out of my mind because I'm so fucking bad.
Actual generational throw.
There was only one way I lose that game and it was doing exactly what I did there.
I can't even think straight right now.
Just lose streak.
Are you tilting over not rolling early and skipping Skarner?
No, I'm tilted over the fact that I literally couldn't have lost that game unless I was terrible
Does that make sense
Do you understand there's literally only one way I can lose at 50 gold
Six nidalees six scanners and I can sell an ori-3. I can sell a milio-3 there and I'm like contested
There is no way I can miss I can literally sell my Brock
And I can roll over like 120 gold with prismatic ticket
That is a hundred that is 240 gold effective value
It is un-unmissable
Unloseable all I have to do is spend my money and my dumb ass sat there at 31 HP saying yeah
31 HP is three lives, so I won't roll
I'll wait until I go down to two lives and then I'll roll
But no I took 18 because I'm not actually that strong and then it suddenly I'm at one life
And then because I'm at one life I had to roll fucking fast and because I don't fucking fast
I skipped the nidalee
Like if I'm like a 100 LP Masters player I could have figured out that if I just like
roll like to zero I still like I'm going to hit no matter what.
It's inexcusable it's actually the biggest throw of my life in terms of how guaranteed
the win was versus like what I actually ended up doing.
There was only one way to lose and it was to do nothing.
Oh my god.
I actually should not queue it up. This mistake is so bad. I'm gonna play bad for like the next 30 hours.
I'm not saying I'm gonna throw the game on purpose. I'm saying I'm so tilted from how bad that play was.
And how much LP I just throw away
There's no excuse for being that bad
I want to make this clear because I'm looking at the chat and it's clear you guys don't understand.
I'm not upset that I skipped the Nidalee.
When you're rolling three times per second, skipping the Nidalee is like almost to be
expected.
What I'm mad about is the fact that my dumb ass didn't roll earlier thinking like, oh, I'll
econ up.
What the fuck?
That's the hugest throw I ever.
Once I was on one turn, it was already doomed.
Well, not already doomed.
I could still get lucky and hit in a small amount of rolls.
Like, you get what I mean.
Once I'm on one turn and I have like 120 effective gold, or 250 effective gold to
roll through, it's doomed.
I'm not going to spend that much money. All I can do is roll as much as I can and hope I hit.
You saw how many rolls it took me to get to the Nidalee?
I wouldn't have gotten there if I didn't roll fast.
There was no world where I like, I roll slow and careful and then get to that Nidalee.
The only world where I get Nidalee 3 there is where I get lucky and I hit it early.
I'm mad at the fact that I didn't just fucking roll early man.
I, so many of you guys in the chat are like, wow he's really tilted because he skipped a Nidalee.
No, that's not the point. You are literally fully missing the point. I'm mad because I
Didn't realize I didn't math it out and realize I had a 100% guaranteed win if I just roll to zero
If I just sat there for two seconds and been like
Yeah, uh, what am I odds of hitting Italy three?
Okay, now what are the odds if I econ up this turn?
The odds go from like 98 percent to like 98.5 percent
Maybe not even that. The altar go like 98% to like 98.2%.
Why didn't you roll? Because I'm a dumbass! Man! That's why I'm so angry!
How hard is that to understand? The reason I didn't roll is because I
had 31 HP and I said, oh, that's three lives. I'll roll on two lives.
And then I took 18, and I'm like, wait, I'm one life.
Successful rage bait?
No, that's a sub.
OK, now you're right.
I'm going to perm down the sub.
I'm not actually going to perm down the sub.
I'm pretty sure he wasn't rage baiting.
What's crazy is my 31 HP was effective 33 HP because of each doll so like I really thought I did have three lives
But like the the blunder here is like it doesn't matter if you have three lives
You should just roll 240 gold is a lot of money to roll for through
If I had just rolled to zero immediately I would have been
Instead of 240 effective gold that be 230 effective gold like who cares you're still it's still a fuck ton of money
And the moment you hit the game's over the only way I can lose if I don't spend through my golden time
All right anyway, this game's already doomed by the way I I'm just like default autopiloting. I'm not even I
I just like default autopilot it into demacia like okay let's just hope I hit my brains
actually not in at all I the moment I like through that game I needed to end my stream
and then just like spend the next like 24 hours calming down I don't think I've ever made
a mistake so big like that to the point I just like being tilted for like the next
like five hours. I've had games where instead of first I go 8th and it's like
because I'm too slow or something but like those are in turn situations where
like you couldn't have been faster even if you tried. This was like I could have
just been it was so easy I just stared there and did my math wrong. It was so
easy to not fuck it up.
All right, I'm gonna try my best to move on let's see
I'll get it all back this game. I'll just play better
Thank you, that's good for the Prime.
You should have done a rageblade gunblade.
You should look up what's actually good before you need to speak.
Con of the mossy is normally pretty good.
I actually don't need it in the spot.
Glass cannon is really strong.
Don't need to hug these to come because I already have three backline items.
Is rageblade Brock not good?
No.
You don't want any attack speed items on Brock.
Well this is very unlucky.
I finally started winning and we're getting dealt to be a go-3.
Oh god.
You're forgetting about the double rageblade Brock incident.
Alright, just because one guy had a radiant rageblade on Brock and it happened to look
good for one turn doesn't mean it's a good play.
One instance of an item being good in one fight doesn't mean it's a good item.
Yes, I do remember Gensu's rageblade, radiant Brock, from a radiant TG looking pretty good
in a very specific niche situation.
I think it was like Brom 3 versus Brock 2, and then the attack speed on the Brock
made the Brock able to permastun so the Brom could never cast.
Something like that.
Like, again, that doesn't mean it's good. That just means there was an interesting situation where it worked.
Boxbox, I'm not arguing that it's good. I'm arguing that it's funny.
Okay, well, the guy asking the question genuinely wanted to know if it was good.
So, I wanted to give him a genuine answer and tell him that it's not good.
So, he doesn't grief his game by going it in the future.
I'm done just playing silly, wits are always redundant but whatever.
Alright, let's just sit back and pray we hit.
My line is extremely one-dimensional, I know exactly what I'm playing, I'm on contested,
my items are good, I'm not pivoting, no matter what.
I'm for good reason.
There's no reason to pivot.
If I miss, I miss.
The Demacia nerf was so uncalled for.
I don't think that's true.
Demacia was pretty good.
They didn't even nerf by that much.
It's probably like 2% weaker.
Like, if you have a good Demacia spot, you can still just play and it'll be fine.
And, if anything, the Demacia nerf makes you less likely to be contested.
What are you drinking?
It's a canned coffee from Japan, but I wish it was a bottle of hard liquor.
I need to drink my woes away.
I don't think I've ever been so tilted about a mistake.
I've had mistakes that cost me like seven placements.
And like this still feels worse.
This one costed me three placements.
But like the way I made the mistake was just so bad.
Oh my god.
The ones where I have to make like a hundred decisions in a one turn, and I failed to make
the last decision correctly, it's whatever.
This one, I had so much time.
Okay, uh, I'm gonna get tested, therefore do not level.
Might as well use this time to get a feel for why everyone's playing.
Let's go reroll. Interesting. I wonder if it's back.
Uh... Noxus.
Oh shit.
Slayers.
Kaisa.
Diego.
Rock.
Yordles.
Oh, Yordle fast nine with Annie. Oh! That's kind of sweet, actually.
Do you want to hold the block? No. I'm not that petty.
Mmm, it's not Trifecta. It's not Band of Thieves. GG's aren't good in this spot.
Okay, it might actually be invested, but I'm not a fan.
I don't think it's sweet treats either.
There's not that many artifacts that are good here.
Belt overflow.
I think it's about overflow.
It's frontline.
anti heal. Yeah, yeah, this is correct. Invested can play for a miracle like Lux through or
something, but most of the time at this HP it's a losing play.
Okay, I'm down to 4-3 yet. Interval doesn't really matter here, and we just won.
Why Adaptive over a Visage? Adaptive is really good on Galio. Open Belt allows you to play Nashors to compare with the JG, or Guardbreaker to compare with the JG.
Oh fuck, okay gotta sum this up.
Okay, gotta sum this all like instantly.
Ain't one more upgrade.
Hold!
Slumped just in time.
Okay, good turn.
Didn't you just lose Rollstrom invested by rolling?
No, I did not lose any Rollstrom invested by rolling there.
Oh wait, I actually shouldn't have the- aw fuck.
I shouldn't have taken this.
It makes guard breaker which is good, but it's hard to play around in this spot.
Control 4 one more upgrade.
Okay, that is one more upgrade but I think I'm still rolling.
There's a lot to hit.
Oh!
Ah, I'm so bad at this video game, man. Ikebubba just did that.
Well, this is rather unlucky.
Facing the anti-two right after he spikes?
This guy probably wins the game.
Holy shit.
Okay, that's why it was- Oh, he's going for Garen.
Oh.
Okay, wait. How greedy am I? If I'm really greedy, I do this.
Uh, I don't think I should.
I think without Garen too, it's too risky.
Yeah, I should have taken this.
I should have taken like a Spirit Vissus or something.
Greed it? No, I'm pretty sure if I Greed it, I die.
I think that there's already enough Highrollers in this lobby to say I'm playing for like
top 4 placements, and I'm down to just kind of chill here.
I think I can get like a third, or maybe even a second if things go correctly here.
Isn't 5 Demacia just as good?
Okay, you tell me, what do you want me to swap in and out?
Because if you want me to swap out the Xin Zhao, this is much weaker.
Like 7 Demacia is not that great.
The difference between 5 and 7 is 0 resists, but it does give you what, 15% max health
of the enemy damage or enemy health bar?
Like it's something it's not that great, but it's not worth it to play a weaker unit like Shinja to a tanker than orn
There's definitely my strongest board for now
TG Galio.
It feels a little psycho here to open cell Alessandra too, but in this board specifically,
I think Zilean's better than Lissandra.
Oh god, it's Tx.
Time to see if Tx isn't broken as they say it is.
Oh, the answer is yes.
Guarantee diff.
I'm not allowed to roll here.
If I roll for Guarantee here, I'm throwing the game.
Shavanna?
Uh...
Yeah, fuck it.
Oh god.
Yeah, fuck it.
Oh god.
I can't lock this. Garin 2 is way too important.
Oh fuck, I did win though.
Okay, alright.
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's this that I didn't unlock.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's what I thought was going to happen.
Okay, do I sell Shyvana pair or get...
Okay, it's definitely Shyvana pair.
I had one more gold, man.
That's always what happens, man.
You're always just forced to sell your best pair, but I need this Garen, it's too important
especially at the self bar.
This Garen, she's gonna solo me this fight.
Alright, maybe I could have stacked one more before I leveled, but I felt like that was
a good time.
Just go 9 and put something in, and then start rolling with level 9 odds.
It's fine.
I still kept everything important except for the Zillian pair and the Shyvana pair.
Oh!
No, it's fine, it's actually worth it.
If only I hit the garen though, life could have been so easy.
Sorry, we're still gonna get Slytherin to play for the third.
There's Azalea!
To go with Azalea and Bear!
Oh!
Alright, I'm still supposed to take it.
Holy shit, this guy is so strong, full Ural Arcanist board, Silas too.
Oh, alright, deal, deal.
Alright, go get him, Zilean brothers.
Really scared of the T-Hex guy, okay just need this guy to wrap around my Garen and then
Lux does the thing.
Lux is gonna do the thing right?
Okay, nice, Lux does the thing.
Last cannon lux one shot.
Okay, only thing about this. So this guy won the game. No one's gonna be able to kill him.
This guy's fairly weak. All right.
Just make sure my Garen can't die.
Or sorry, let me make sure Garen is in front of the enemy carry.
My damage should be fairly high.
Okay, nice.
Velvet should be dead now.
Velvet is not dead.
Velvet should be dead now.
Okay, Velvet is dead.
Okay, maybe it's a top two.
It's the Paris that I had to sell.
Come down, it's okay.
It was worth it to save HP.
That sell was probably the reason why I'm going second instead of like fourth.
I'm like pretty close to 10 with Chrono Keeper, but I still don't think I can go for it.
I think I'm just rolling for whatever upgrades.
17.
I'm two turns away.
Not just roll for upgrades.
Okay, I'm definitely losing this one for sure.
monkey on my girl monkey on my girl oh my galley rolled a tg or rolled a declaw
is it like the tiniest chance I win this like actually oh no not quite it's
It's actually fairly close.
If I hit these upgrades, it could maybe happen.
I'm going to kill you.
Did he move left side at the left second?
I was gonna move to the right.
Okay, no he didn't.
Okay, as long as this Echo doesn't get to my backline, you should be good.
I'm a little scared of some weird Nidalee shenanigans happening, but I'm most of
the time I'm fine here.
Okay, we're good.
All right, watch this.
Ahem!
Old man!
Old man?
It's fine.
What the heck?
Sorry.
There we go.
That's why I meant to play.
Okay, I have to be absolutely sure he was on the left side. If I'm wrong, he swaps I'm dead.
All right, just like Galio tank or Garen tank. What am I going to roll on STG? BT decoll! He wants to win!
How many times can this guy roll bis?
Oh fuck, I think I still lose though.
Damn.
There's only one way I can think of to win.
Old man's gotta come home.
Wait, how did my ghost ward almost beat him?
Get a good shurvan item.
I don't have a ward on my board anymore, I'm just going to go IE, I need more damage.
I would like BT or Styrix, but this will do.
Alright, old man.
YES!
The Sona Gambit!
Alright, let's do this.
Okay, let them wrap around my Garen.
Lux, I know there's a Silas looking at you.
Just look away.
It'll be alright.
He's not going to hit ya.
They wrap perfectly around my Garen and the Garen spins!
Shreds everybody!
And maybe with Zillian 2 and Infidia Xivana, is it just barely enough?
Yes!
Everything barely working out perfectly.
It's a first!
Oh!
I beat the Slayer guy too with that positioning by accident.
Wow, shout out to this Galeo who pulled perfect tg items 6 rounds in a row.
Shout out to the zillion that finally came home on the very last turn.
Shout out to the sauna that sacrificed herself so I could get it with one gold left.
to the Garen that willingly tanked six units and spun on them their asses.
What a crazy last fight, I need to look at this again.
We do this ridiculously ballsy positioning that just basically sacrifices my Garen to the gods.
Also like look at this on the roll down on the roll down. I just randomly hold this sona one just in case
And boom
Boom, holy shit
Without seeing that sona one the zillion was not possible and look at this positioning. Oh my god
Wait, actually, I just like...
Look at this Garen.
A lot of you all don't know this.
I didn't know this until like three days ago.
But Garen's spin shreds and sunders everybody by a flat amount.
Every second he spins on them, they get weaker.
So when they all wrap around Garen and at 20% HP he spins his way back up, everybody's
getting shredded here for full value. Everything works out perfectly here. Like right before
the old man dies, he puts a bomb on everybody and then because of that bomb? Oh my god.
Wins the autotech battle with the help of zillions bomb
Wow
Okay, thank you Flamie, thank you for the heads up, three costs start.
I'm with no try yet
Alright welcome back from the ad brick everybody.
What a game.
Holy shit.
That was the opposite of the last game.
The barred re-roll game, it was hard to not go first, and I went fourth.
This game, it was hard to go even fourth, and we went first.
unreal comeback. Alright, maybe Bilge we'll see. Oh, I'm down for trait tree. Trait tree
to tell me like what build I'm playing because I have Piltover, I have Ionia, I have Vanquisher's.
All right, give me a direction.
Somehow none?
Wow, really?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, it's telling me to play Mel.
Uh-oh.
What do I do in this spot?
Okay, I know what to play from this spot.
My issue is mostly the fact that I don't have the units for it, which is a little sad, but
I can see it.
Noxus, it's definitely a vertical Noxus ending in a mal, and then you just play whatever
on top of that after early mid game will be Scion, Leblanc, and then like Kabuko.
a splash of Piltover.
Yeah, if I can make it to Mel, it's pretty good, but it'll be hard.
People still want to play Ambessa.
This guy has Prismatic Destiny, Prismatic Ticket.
That is the freest, each shall reroll if he knows how does a new patch feel.
Besides the fact that Warwick is completely unplayable, I feel like the patch is pretty
good.
But like, Warwick's completely unplayable.
Each tall.
Really?
Yeah, they fixed the bug that made Warwick good.
And Warwick is only good because of the bug.
He is only good because of the bug.
So the end result is, yeah, the end result is like he's unplayable, they didn't compensate
buff.
Yeah, the only reason he was good last patch was because there was a bug where at 5's
on, Warwick's buff was always on instead of half the time.
How am I winning?
It was only for five, it was for five and seven.
Two Bruiser, I can also play two Jug.
I don't have enough to send.
How much LP do you need for Challenger?
Like 970.
I'm like currently Challenger.
The game just hasn't officially promoted.
I didn't know what component I wanted, they're all pretty bad.
How am I winning with all these one-stars?
I think I was level 6.
I don't even have Noxus in yet.
I'm like pretty sure it's worth a criminal role here. Oh wait, how is he winning?
This is the other missile 100 my lobby
He's sacking. He's 40 gold
Okay, I understand how I'm winning. It's because nobody's playing a board
My board of five one-star units is the strongest in the game by far
Right, okay, I can't believe that no one can beat this board
I'm not using my Noxus and I'm not using my Disruptor and my 5 1-star units are winning.
But it's actually like the world's weakest early game lobby.
Nobody played aboard.
Okay, I mean I'll take the 5-shake.
I'll probably level up and roll him next turn.
I really want one scion.
Oh, pay one scion.
I think I'm down to use item mover here.
Probably only one though.
I want to hold this shun pair.
I kind of want to hold this pair as well.
I have to summon one more item.
I'll check if Declos good.
Oh wow.
Okay, a lot of frontline items.
Need to chain this.
Okay, I'm probably going to level up on Roll 1's here.
Yeah, I'm a little low on time
Actually don't think I need to
I'm not too happy about slamming de-claw, but I think it's fine.
First trick.
What else was I going to slam?
Okay, I probably want to prioritize econ.
It's really important to make it to Mel in level 9.
Wait, Pandora's items?
Isn't that insanely good here, actually?
I can kind of keep re-rolling this Disruptor Emblem.
Oh, hang on.
Let's think about it.
I think if anything it's Rural the Defender, but for now I'm gonna play my strongest board.
Yeah, for now I'm going to play my strongest board.
I'll consider like re-rolling emblems.
There's a play where I can re-roll an emblem into a Noxus and then get 10 Noxus, but it's
pretty hard.
Ah, disruptor is good because I'm going to play Mal.
Ah, I mean defender is good because you're going to play various, did I even need to
take this?
I mean, it's true that I won't have that much control of my add-ons.
Reroll, Disruptor, and Defender.
So you want me to just give up my Winstreek?
You want me to just, like, kill over and give up my Winkon?
For the chance of creating another Winkon?
So is the future
Trugga 2 can only be played if I play Briar, but we're clearly not playing Briar right now
You're so far from Darius. Yeah, but I
This might come as a shock to you, but the spat is still good right now without the Darius
like that's gonna sound wild to you but yes the the spat is still good right now
it gives my it's basically a gargoyle for my scion and it gives the defense to
my whole team it's still really good right now I I don't want to give up my
win streak once I lose my streak I'm down to start re-rolling emblems
Window for Shen, Zon's useless.
I'll apply Mindo too because it's a stronger unit, but I'm not gonna play it for Zon.
Decal is looking kind of good.
Ooh, what are the odds no one wants to swing?
I think I'm supposed to roll one time here.
one time for anything.
Okay, I can start getting my Darius as well.
I can move my item to some window, it's my strongest board, but I kind of want the sign
to stack up.
Okay, and then we go Bramble Vist.
Warmox Bramble Declaw.
Oh my god.
Okay, wait.
Mmm, sucks to lose two really good synergies.
Or no, I'm losing three good synergies. I lost the pilt over invoker
Defender, but I feel like seven oxes is just like unbeatable early
Yeah, for sure seven oxes just like wins all stage four
I
Think about my items here
I definitely want brimble. How many AD matchups one?
One, two, three, wait no way, this guy's playing Warwick, curious to see how that goes, four,
four AD matchups.
You can roll emblems now, flying, I'm definitely keeping them for now, they all fit into the
vertical noxus, and I'm still on a streak.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to do it.
I'm pretty sure nobody has spent their money, so I should be good here.
I'll win because of 7 Noxus.
If I level and roll here it's a throw because the money is not necessary to be wasted here
so we keep streak.
If it makes a difference in one fight it's worth it.
Too many times I've leveled because I wanted to keep my streak but then in reality I was
already going to win all three matchups.
Wait, coronation.
Okay, wait, hang on.
Roll for one upgrade.
Oh god, uh, one upgrade please.
Corination equals 10 boxes on nine if I if I'm willing to
You guys start rolling spets now?
Are we not yet?
Congratulations, Fiddlesticks!
Fuck, I got confused.
I don't think it's Sunfire Fiddlesticks.
I think it was supposed to be Noxus, Disruptor, Coronation Fiddlesticks.
Oh wait, holy shit, that's a zillion.
Wanted to just roll the disruptor.
I've kept this disruptor spot the entire game in anticipation of Mel, like I'm not gonna
I'm like maybe thinking about re-rolling into Noxus, because 10 Noxus is cool, but if I'm
100 HP win streaking shouldn't I just play the win streak?
I'm definitely like a bit too horny for this unit
I
I'm still on silent one.
It's okay, silent one's a beast.
Nope, silent one's not a beast.
Okay.
Alright, I think it's time now.
Now that I finally lost my streak, let's go reroll both emblems.
Yeah.
We gamba.
Alright, if one of these turns into Noxus, I think I win the game.
Let the time bomb begin.
Now that we've finally lost our streak, we'll just try to hang on as long as we can.
How many buses out?
I haven't checked yet.
I've only been thinking about my board.
I'm thinking about how this three jug is awkward.
Alright that's- oh that fixes my jug problem but no no no hold hold!
No before- oh fuck jug is actually really good.
Alright I can't feel like I'm supposed to take it.
These are actually like the best emblems I could have asked- well this one's the
the best one I could have asked for. I'm gonna hold this one. I'll let the other one
Yeah, I'm allowed this one, Errol.
I think this is reasonable, so what we're doing here is we are playing a good mix of
our strongest board, but also there's still like the one in like 30 chance of re-rolling
into exactly 10 Noxus.
Well like this is still a very strong board.
This is the 8th Noxus, melds the 9th, and then the 10 Noxus comes from the spat if
we can hit it and then we're like guaranteed to make it to 9 plus coronation equals 10 noxus
oh bruiser is good
oh bruiser is kind of good
Alright, I'ma do this then, since I need to play Mel anyway.
Alright, ugh, I'm down.
I could also just slam Ruzza right now, but I'm down to have double the chances then,
Because it doesn't strengthen my board that much, now that my best board is Mel.
What am I also hitting?
So every roll...
Let me think about this.
How many different emblems are there in the game?
I'm re-rolling two emblems.
There's like 20 some emblems.
Defender, defender.
That's pretty funny, I'm not going to lie.
Wait, there's only 16 emblems?
Are you sure there's only 16?
I feel like there's more.
There's craftable 16. Yeah, but then there's also like, Easter emblem, which you can't craft.
I feel like it's like 24 or something like that. Somewhere in that range.
Now I get two chances at it each time.
Oh my god, 63 HP. I'm probably like, decently favorite to hit here.
I'm curious how this work guy does. I mean, so far he's doing pretty well.
I'm pretty sure Warwick is unplayable, so I want to see how he does.
All right, well it's kind of exciting. We're literally just gambling. I'll take any emblem and reroll it. Oh man.
Oh, I got it!
Wait, what?
Wait, am I not getting rolled up?
Oh, I'm so sorry, Zillian.
Wow, that's really fucked up, actually.
Wow, I used him to level me up, and then, oh my...
Oh, I didn't mean to.
I don't have any removers, and I slammed the spout on Phil.
Sorry, man.
Yeah, that was actually fucked.
That was actually fucked.
Yeah, actual pump and dumb.
He got me there and I just said bye bye.
Wait what?
Oh.
Sen TFT went 5th with 10 Noxus against Vhagar 3.
Alright, that can't happen to me because I have HP.
He probably hit it on one life and then died, which is unfortunate but can happen.
You almost lost?
No, no, I didn't.
The whole point of ten-noxus is that your board doesn't do anything and then Otacon
kills everything.
It wasn't close.
They can only win if they have like a wincon that can actually kill the 17,000 HP in
Otacon.
gamble. Oh wow, this looks for this guy. When you face Otacon, you're guaranteed to lose
by 1 unit, which is exactly 10 damage on stage 5. This guy is so strong, but he's going
to lose by exactly one unit and get exactly filled here. That's just bad luck. That actually
like hella sucks for him. I don't know how out of comedy is one you have to ruin. I think
if they're untargetable they survive. Alright. What a game. Trait tree Pandora into a Windstreek
tempo noxus coronation to get this on I mean honestly with with how early I got
it I probably could have done this on um I probably could have made it all the time
without coronation
There's anti-heal?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, adaptive hunt could be good for Mel.
Not whatever.
Cool.
Cool, I mean not much else to do.
I can just go 10 or I can just roll for my own units.
That's funny that we are the reaper.
Everybody with one life faces me and then loses to the adicon.
This guy made it really far.
How about Warwick is unplayable. Nice job
Yeah, nice job. I'll tell you how they killed Warwick on this patch, but
I think it's really cool and people take bad builds and make it work. Or like lines that people think are garbage
I'm back story juggernaut warwick even after the nerfs
This is the ideal warwick spot to be fair
All right
It was a good third place
He said it man warwick suck it now
It was a good third
Okay, I'll just get play defense.
Hold one of every legendary.
God, I'm cringe.
Oh, he's going to go for TX3.
Oh, shit.
Wait, can I kill him?
Oh, I don't know why I skipped the fiddle sticks.
He's going for TX3.
Uh-oh.
He has seven Senna's.
Well, I mean, I have one, so he can't hit that.
He can't hit the T-oh, commerce core.
Uh-oh.
Man, TX broken or what?
Let's get the Phyllis to explain my mistake.
I don't know what I want here.
normally go like vile swing but
only think when cast
uh...
there's not much to do i don't i don't believe i lose any of these fights
Aren't you thinking about the full by holding 5 costs?
Alright, I'm holding one kindred to make sure he doesn't hit, actually he's still, but
yes, I don't think me holding this fiddle 6 is going to matter though, I just want
my own fiddle 6 too.
Hey, look at this fight, I'm getting a little nervous that he might actually be
able to kill my, uh, my Otacon.
He's going to go for the T-Hex.
Okay, he's definitely saved up all his rolls for the final turn.
He has 4 zillions, 4 ziers, and 6 senas, 6 senas, and 5 teaxes.
I'm blocking everything except the T-Hex which I can't do anything about.
So if he hits the T-Hex, I got nothing.
Alright, honestly.
Alright, down to not buy any more 5 costs.
He's all in.
Does he have a dupe?
Why is he even holding the zillions?
within the pool. Alright, everybody hold your breath. He has 6 T-hexes. He's probably gonna
sell his whole board for it. I can actually sell my 5 cost and put them back in the pool
and make it a bit harder for him. Once you start selling stuff off, okay he sold Senna,
I'll sell Senna, selling Azir, I'll sell.
He's selling everything but T-hex, then I'll sell...
I'm selling all my Bob Costs to put him back in the pool.
Oh god, he's almost there.
Oh, everybody, hold your breath.
Oh, he missed.
Wow, my anti-thinning of the pool actually mattered.
Dude, I have 50 gold and 8 T-hexes.
We put like 8 legendaries back in the pool.
And that actually matters because in the legendary pool there's only 80.
So he made it 10% harder for him to hit, and he almost made it.
Wait!
Because of that, look at the frauds that made it onto my board.
Look at the frauds that made it to the end game screenshot.
Random Noxian Viego, Noxian LaSandra, and Wario Luigi.
Yeah, great, equal contributions everybody.
I wanted to see 10 Noxus versus TX3, I mean TX3 would win instantly, it's not close.
Any thru-style legendary would instantly win.
They're all programmed to like do infinite damage and kill everything and be unkillable.
They can only get killed by each other.
Cool, I mean, honestly, what a game.
Yeah, now when people look at the stats for Viego,
they're gonna be like, wait, I have to slam Noxus Spat.
Alright, cool. I'm satisfied. I should stop here. It actually would have been four wins
in a row if I didn't make the world's biggest blunder, but it's okay. I should still be
happy with the games that we had. These were kind of awesome. Both of these first
places with the Demosia and the Shadow Isles were like insanely clutch first places.
Alright guys, for the rest of this stream we got two options.
I did promise Box 2, let me pull up the thing again, the contract.
I did promise this guy, if you don't know who Box 2 is by the way, he is a gacha game
streamer who has no affiliation with Box Box, like he just happened to choose the
named Box2. But he also started playing TFT randomly, which is kind of cool. So he signed
this contract that I wrote for him. If I Box2 do not hit Masters by the end of February 10th,
I will stream myself rolling 5 dice until they all end on the same number, even if it
takes 48 hours. I told him, or he did fail to hit Masters, and then he actually did
do the stream and it took 40 minutes he high rolled he got it pretty fast I told
him if he does hit masters later I'll do the dice rolling stream and he did
actually end up hitting masters you gonna see his match history I think he's
hard suck masters yeah it's pretty ugly but ever since he had masters it's
not been pretty but that's what happens to every masters player important thing is
he actually did hit it so I have to do a dice rolling stream I think now is a
good time to do it because I'm pretty satisfied with the TFT although maybe I
just play League of Legends though we play League of Legends did you guys
really wake up today saying oh boy I can't wait to watch boxbox roll some dice
Oh, but no one's on for League of Legends.
If I play League of Legends, I'll have to solo Q.
I feel like I'd much rather play League of Legends 5s.
Alright, I'm gonna give you guys the choice.
I do have to get this dice rolling stream out of the way at some point, so I kinda wanna
get it out of the way now, but I'm also done for League of Legends, so I'll let you guys
vote on what you guys wanna see.
What to do now?
Roll five dice until they all land on...
Oh, it doesn't let me...
There's a character limit.
4-5 deaths until they owl.
Alright, go ahead and vote. I'll be back.
Oh
Alright, I'm back.
Huh.
A decent majority of you guys have voted to roll five dice until they owl.
Okay, I mean, I have to get this over with at some point.
So I'll explain how this is going to work, because I promised Fox2 that I would do this
as well if he hit Masters.
The Madman actually did it.
I will roll these five dice.
Is that five?
Yeah, it's five.
I will roll these five dice until they all end on the same number.
If you're wondering how hard is this, it's about 1 in 1,300, so not that bad.
If I roll it like five times per minute, it'll probably, oh wait no, ten times per minute
it'll probably take about three hours on average, I don't know.
So Box2 did this in a really cool way.
He put four dice, oh sorry, he put four dice in a cup and then let me see, if I can put
the webcam feed, yeah there we go.
So he put four dice in a cup, okay, sorry.
My mousepad happens to have a woman's ass on it.
I'm not trying to show this off.
It was a gift.
OK, it was a gift.
I didn't buy this mousepad on my own volition, just
so we're clear.
But what he does is he boom, sees the resolve of the dice,
and then if they happen to all line up,
then he rolls the last dice as a hype moment.
OK, I have to be clear.
Let me see if I can show you guys like the full thing
My friend who makes mousepads Christopher Yee gave this to me as a gift just so we're clear I
Didn't willingly buy this. I don't normally buy gooner mousepads
Okay, honestly, it's not even that much of a gooner mousepad. It's like somewhat tasteful
It just so happens that we use it when it looks like you're doing all the girls ass
Okay, and I don't happen to have many large mousepads so this was perfect
I took the gift like very happily just so we're clear
What's wrong the gooner mousebeds there's nothing wrong good enough that I just don't when you get to think I'm a gooner all right
So I'm gonna do a box suited well box to had brain rotm it takes off videos on the side
I'm not gonna do that
What I'll do instead is,
can I put the Twitch chat here?
I'll let you guys ask me whatever you guys want to ask.
There we go.
If you have any burning questions that you want to ask me,
that you couldn't have asked me earlier
because I was in a game
this is the time to ask
so we'll just roll the dice
it might take anywhere from like 10 minutes
to like 4 hours, okay?
and I'm not gonna stop until I hit it
wanna change my title
rolling 5 dice
is it 5 die?
no, I think dice is plural
rolling 5 dice until they all land
on the same number
I'm gonna do it the same way box 2 did
And if they happen to line up, then we'll roll the last dice.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's begin.
How bad is the rage rate?
Great first question.
Can we zoom in on this?
Sorry, not the ass, but everything else.
I can't tell if people are rage baiting or if they're dumb.
I'm pretty sure like most of them are just dumb.
But I wouldn't be surprised if people are perversely acting stupid to rage bait because people
enjoy doing that.
Well what things do you use on the A3?
Oh, I'll always lick a ton of that, it's kind of sick.
Do you see the slightest fire at least?
Yes, I cannot wait for slightest fire.
I also solved that Slay the Spire has co-op.
Slay the Spire 2, it's going to be awesome.
Four player co-op, those are only four dice.
Man, is this the rage bait?
I said two minutes ago.
I have the fifth dice right here, but I'm going to roll four and if they happen to
line up, then we'll roll the last one to hype it up.
That's got to be ragebait, right?
Is there a chance for a Project Zomboid server?
Yes, actually.
I'm currently doing a Project Zomboid server with my friends, trying out the new version
of the game.
They just released a big new version.
And it's like a three-year long update.
I think it's like okay, it's not complete yet and a lot of mods aren't updated for it
But I do like the idea of hosting a community server
Scarra says Albert would you like to play flex cue?
I'm down Scarra, but can you wait like just like two minutes for me to quickly rolls five dice until they all land on the same number
It'll only take a minute
It's a 1 in 1300 chance
Well, it's a 1 in like 216 chance for this to line up and then it's a 1 in 6 chance for the last one to line up
Is it that's a little boy or if anyone else? Yeah, I'm using a really old webcam. I'm this is the webcam that I'm using
Say hi
On the bottom right, you can see the gigantic monster cock.
I call him Sony.
This thing is like the good camera, that's HD.
And then on the left side of the screen, you can see like this is the old webcam that
I've used since the beginning of my stream.
I've had this camera for over 20, 16 years now.
Ah!
Wait!
Oh!
Wait.
This one fell.
Imagine if that was the one that they all lined up.
Because we can't see the dye until you lift the glass,
revealing five is pretty hype.
Okay, I'm down.
I'm down.
But I want you guys to, um,
count the near misses.
Count the number of times we get four out of five.
Do you play any fighting games?
Yes.
I still play Street Fighter every night to relax.
funny. Something I thought was really interesting. There's a lot of Valorant players that play
League of Legends for fun to unwind. And then League of Legends players play Valorant to
unwind. I'm pretty sure what's going on is people who are really good at one competitive
game want to unwind by playing another competitive game because competitive games that have
the same like, you have to use your brain and think fast against another player, but they
want to do it in a game where they're not expected to do well.
Like Soju unwinds with Valorant, Scarra says, should I ask someone else, will this take
two hours?
According to my calculations, this will take anywhere from right now to about four hours later
But wait scar wouldn't you say it's fun to gamble and say hey, I'll pretend to be our fifth and
Then it's a gamble of it if I'll even be there. Wait, do you have like the full lobby waiting?
If you have the full lobby ready, you should ask someone else
Yeah, just assume I can't make it, but if I randomly can, I'll let you know.
Honestly, my pace is kinda good.
It was really fast.
I hit Tekken God. It was my first fighting game. Did you lose a bet? I told Bucs to that
if he hit Masters, I would do this. It's in solidarity. He's my comrade. He also did
this by the way dude I don't know how you guys saw like the game where you
finally hit masters but it was hype he has this problem with like always
reading his chat and always listening I like the first thing you need to do if
you stream TFT is not listen to your chat I'll tell you right now when you
stream TFT when anybody streams TFT in every single twitch chat that isn't
In every single Twitch chat that isn't like 10 viewers where five of them are challenger,
that actually does happen a lot, cause like challenger players like to watch each other.
In any streamers like a lot of casual viewers, you're gonna get like 10 people asking you
to do something and 9 of them are wrong.
One will be cracked, but it's really hard as the streamer to figure out which one's
cracked.
So box 2, his chat is really bad at the game and like I don't blame them, it's
But like they're not challenger players a lot of them are probably like average like platinum to diamond players
And that's fine, but what matters is that they're telling him wrong ideas and then he's like you're so right
I should go rabbit on Zunara, and he'll just do it
And he's throwing like every single game because he keeps reading his chat
so I
Told him to just like trust his gut and play the game on his own without reading his chat and hitmasters
It was awesome
He's too receptive to reading his chat and he's too receptive to like the idea of fun
and it's holding him back from being a better player.
I'll tell you guys what I do when I read my chat.
I know who in my chat is actually good.
Right?
Like, there's probably 1 million unique viewers on my stream every month and then there's
probably tens of thousands of usernames in the chat but I have memorized who the
good viewers are.
know some viewers in my chat are actually good and give good advice so I
read everything but I only listen to the ones that are actually like I know
they're good
if you're wondering who I'm talking about I'm talking about the guy in the
chat who likes to type Pog that's me that's the only person I'll trust
We've got a lot of three of the kinds, although I guess three of the kinds aren't that rare.
I got a message from LilyPichu.
Stop with your dice.
Hang on, let me make a quick phone call really fast.
LilyPichu said stop playing your dice game.
Mom, I can't pause the dice.
I
One second, oh, hello yo
No, I'm not done yet, but I saw the museum
Lily
Yes, son. You told me to stop my dice. Yeah, I can't pause the dice
Come on. We have legends with your friends. We're so fun. You want to play you me and keep rolling
Play League and Roll the Dice.
Yeah, why don't you do this at the same time?
Well, you have two hands for it, you know?
Okay, I'll make you a deal, Lily.
Okay, why am I okay?
I'll play if you volunteer to Roll the Dice in my place later.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
You got dice?
Are you rolling physical dice?
Or like, what's your...
Yeah, you look at what I'm doing on my stream.
I'm just like...
I'm gonna open your stream now.
I don't ask about the mousepad.
Okay, it was again. Yeah. Okay.
It just so happens that that's the part of the mousepad that gets zoomed in on when I'm rolling my dice.
Oh my god, you are just rolling this until you get four of them.
Wait, what are you trying to do? I'm sorry.
Just get five of the same number.
Bro, you're never gonna take nine. Why? Why are you doing this?
Well, I promised Fox two that I would do it. He did it, too
What's the math of this
That was even closer
Yeah, it comes in out.
There's one, see it.
Hmm.
Maybe you could move the mouse pad to your cleavage for good luck instead.
Yeah.
Her ass is nice though.
Yeah, it is nice.
I feel like it's not getting us all the same nice.
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
Yeah, there we go. There we go.
Oh.
You want to... Why don't you cut like one dice?
Like maybe four dice instead of five?
No, I can't just modify the rules.
That's not how it works.
He did five dice, I have to do five dice.
Did he succeed?
Yeah.
I feel like you could do this on the side while you play League.
That's what I'm saying.
Right? Yeah, but this is so easy.
Nice. Yeah.
Like during your death timer?
Oh my God.
Imagine getting a pencil kill and getting the five numbers at the same time.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
Okay, listen.
I'll play.
Uh-huh.
I like the quality of the gameplay is not guaranteed
Yeah, not to say like you know who it could be anyone someone in this calls like really bad at me, you know
So I don't think it matters like the quality
There's a very high chance I bring us down because I will be like I committed to this
I will be rolling the dice until I hit this so I'll play
Fuck it. Yeah, actually put me on you me. I should put me on you. Oh my God
I can try it. Let's try it.
Alright
Lily, you sure you don't want to just like take my spot and do the dice for me?
I don't have five dice on me. I would. Damn.
Five dice?
Yeah, I don't, I don't, five die? Die?
Guys, you know I believe my League of Legends crashed not to repair it now
Well, I had the same problem today. You know, I do believe that actually
Okay guys, I'll play the League of Legends match
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be rolling
It has co-op, man! It has co-op!
Four player co-op.
It's insane!
I think my march is fucked.
Yeah, I can't wait.
It's gonna be everywhere. Oh my god.
It is not going to ever. Sorry, but if there's a lot of clacking.
Okay, here it is.
Alright, my mic doesn't pick it up?
Nope.
Oh nice.
Wait, Discord's hella advanced then.
I'm surprised that they can filter that out.
Can you light Albert on it?
I'm burning this account.
Oh, I just got on my, I have some fun ideas.
You can't get inspired.
Yes, Light Aspire 2 is coming out.
The trailer just released today.
I can't believe there's actually co-op.
There's a really good Light Aspire co-op mod.
I wonder if the dev got inspired by it.
It's very well done and it actually gives you the feeling of like you're fighting it with your friends what?
They're invited
But I'm not invited
But now I'm invited there we go
Invited Jody
Is it gonna be slow to start counting? Oh, I'm absolutely gonna be streaming it when I uh, when it comes out, I'm absolutely streaming it.
If it happens, I'm gonna tell you 10 subs. Really? You'll commit to subscribing if I if I land this?
Okay, let me add one more die.
No, one more die would actually take like a full day.
We got close one we got a we got one four of a kind
The reason I had this idea wait did you guys see that I had five five five two
three that adds up to four fives I got four of a kind of once okay I saw
that where is where am I going what do you want to do I could play anything but
top well boxbox is going support I'll bring you change your role you change your role
I'll get up. Oh
Yeah
I'll support and support you run
I feel for the same TV
Watch saber play that shit for fucking wings. Yeah
I played it a little bit with some fragments and rank points, but he's actually giving me like Dusk and Dawn, Shiv, set up.
Yeah, that's the one.
I'm gonna try it.
Would you like to add anything specific to the title?
Uh, no, just keep it as the dice rolling.
Listen, I don't want people to come here for League of Legends.
They should come here for this.
I'm not pointing at the woman's ass.
I'm pointing at the dice.
Hey, holy shit, you can really speedrun this.
What are you guys going to say when we finally hit?
Can you guys all press control V into the chat?
Just let me know what's on your clipboard.
Alright, just promise me that whatever I finally do hit, if I do hit at all, promise
you'll just control V and spam something awesome.
Hey look at all these people with TFT Academy Team Planners.
What made you decide to start cursing us?
Oh, I'm down for the occasional fuck, but I think if you swear too often it devalues
All your other swears.
Dude, I might become the next Danny.
I've been seeing him-
So, I'm trying to swear last time.
So, when I do swear, it's more impactful.
It's like how PG-13 movies are allowed one swear word.
You're fucking what I play against him.
Like, if someone swears every other segment, it's not that interesting.
You're just hitting me running away.
You are? Yeah, I am.
Definitely done for the occasional fuck and the occasional shit.
Really annoying, cause like, you have to catch him with- with-
like his stuff down.
And he's really fast once he hits you.
This really puts the perspective like what you're also hitting on when you gamble.
Who is this Victor?
It's Victor.
Like look at this guys.
Whoa, what was that?
Well, what are you drinking?
Every single time I do this, it's like you're rolling on a slot machine.
Yo, pass that shit.
Pretty sure I'm more likely to hit on this than a slot machine.
Yes, that was good interest.
That felt like a sleeper agent awoke in me and now I subconsciously crave.
Yes, I want to drink something.
I'm about to move it we still have some search in the fridge there gotta go somehow right what
I
Wait guys, what if we all grab one dice
Roll your dying
How am I gonna do this how am I gonna play League of Legends while rolling this
way bro I've been drinking months I think I should do like every single bit of
downtime change who has to say I'm sober like I don't know I mean I don't have to
I'm just letting you know the facts cannot use glass. I don't know what else I can use that will still work
If I can find something it's like not as loud I'm down
Okay, if I solo kill him I can get more dice rolls
What if I like perfectly flashes E? Is that sick?
You might want to dodge those, just there you know.
Why is my own Lena Rage trading me?
It's not Rage but I think she's being passive aggressive.
Well, that was my bad. More time to roll some dice.
Oh, what the fuck, I think I can just take that key, okay, I'll get it.
I don't know why I just traded so badly.
Oh, but every recall I can get like some more dice rolls in.
Okay, I'll ask Annie to give me a couple of times when I was loud, okay?
Oh, oh, nice job!
Why not, oh, shit, okay.
He got it, he got it, it's fine.
He's going this way.
I've forgotten how to CS apparently.
But I'm like, oh yeah, there is.
Do you think he knows?
Actually, um, I think he knows, I think right now he knows.
Doesn't know.
Ow, it's time.
Oh!
Oh, kill the set, kill the set.
Wow, I did not really kill that flash.
I'm trying on him!
Can you push the wave in?
Push with the tire. Thank you
Yeah, that's good, that was a good game. I didn't flush that guy I got kind of nice with that
Guys one of the odds that we win the game and I hit the dice roll
I'll try to get a less loud dice per cup.
Love that.
Okay, if you want a target to deal with, more than the noise.
Did he just come forward?
Oh, that was missing, yeah.
What?
Oh, they're all here. They're all here.
Mm-hmm.
Oops.
I feel like I can be one shot by this guy.
Wait, aww can't I be one shot?
Is there like any way I can somehow negate the damage from his R?
Or am I just dead?
Oh my god.
That's a game minion auto-nips, this was so troll.
That's what I'm doing
Oh Johnny if you want a free kill you can come top here
I will be killing my frog first sure I'm skipping frog
Oh my god, what am I doing?
Oh we have it we have it I'm just waiting to steal the kill
Wait, scottie you approached that fight?
Why god?
Grief or Vance?
I left you a gift that controller do you know what I mean?
Jesus Christ!
I'm in a good idea, okay, I don't know what's going on, I can't see us at all.
Who the fuck is who, right?
Who's who?
They got no clue.
No clue.
Which one are you gonna go for, you know?
Okay, it's not good.
The fire level is 6.
One more level.
Oh my god.
Thank God we got some sustain.
I'm not saying that XAMAR is just correct.
I think it's got four in a row.
This is good.
We're talking about two.
I wish I had ult.
I'm not even like, yes, I'm just running away.
Hey
That's the only not how I supposed to trade does anybody know they cool down on sets ultimate
Oh my god, I have no man. I was go all keep not oh you go
120
That's so sad.
Um...
Well, cause flash though!
Okay, what if I just like randomly flash as E?
I think so.
I heard it.
I think he's huge.
What?
Ha!
What?
He didn't E or R and I flashed nothing.
Look at dumbass.
I sw- I was giving him the stun.
Oh, I can't break it.
Oh, you're smart. You're genius.
Wait, how do I...
I'm rolling dice.
I like that.
He's in there.
There's a man on me.
They had the makings on a six pack.
Oh, there's all of you.
You might have missed it by killing him.
There's all of you.
I cannot help you.
Who is six pack?
Don't worry Jody.
Don't worry Jody, I am here to watch you die!
I will now am out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe, maybe we, hold on, I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
Okay.
He does have no ult.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on, I'm gonna send a voice, a beautiful W.
No I'm dead, I'm dead.
Fuuuuck!
Sorry!
No, no, no, sorry.
I ulted in six.
You're so...
Yeah, she's...
That's what targets all you have it
Six pack is a god among us mortals. Oh interesting. I didn't know
You're support's made. He's kind of strong.
Yeah, he's really strong.
Oh, is he like the troll singed guy?
I feel like I've seen some clips of that.
But how did dice going?
Nothing good.
30 seconds try it, well cause they'll miss him.
I would like to fight for this dragon.
I am slightly in.
Actually in.
I think it's actually you.
Ow.
Save mine.
Surely he recalls.
Hi, team.
Are you guys coming?
Oh, this is going to be a little bit, uh...
Oh, I think it's...
I missed my own.
Oh, my gosh.
I think we have to go on the aphelios or the Velocars, well they're back to the hell.
Yeah, extremely clean dodge into it.
We're doing the low damage.
Where do we go?
The river dads.
But this only works with our lanes or shoving.
Our lanes shoving?
I think I'm going to shove my lane.
What is happening?
They're too afraid to start it.
Good. Be scared.
They're not starting it.
Okay, wait.
Are you watching me?
You're trolling with the dice?
Bro, the dice is more important than the outcome of this game.
Just so we're clear.
Nice!
Before I played this game, they really wanted me as their fifth.
I told them to all be fine with me throwing the game in favor of the dice.
I can't help it. I kill. I kill.
R button.
Is that set in this?
Yep.
Maybe not.
But like, hmm, yeah.
I'm gonna go get the trap though.
You guys should do it. You guys should just do it.
Okay, I'm getting this crap for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bollywood should go help.
Yeah.
Malfa has no ulti, okay?
Okay, what if I'm trying to drag him?
You guys should do it really fast.
They do?
Nice.
They know if it rotates.
They're both coming.
Yes, yes, that's like 10 seconds this fish. Oh, you guys know that that's not time
Who do we blame
Please stop letting this game get away the dice. I am so sorry. Yeah
I really need to be focused on the dice man
Okay, let me just like use all my shit and then go recall
Rock is diving the rock is diving Albert you have TP. Oh, yeah. Oh nevermind. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm only I'm running
Think I'll break just cleans this I'm I'm like no mouth. I'm not. Oh, I'm walking
Okay
Kill that kill that he just
That's not set
That is not a set
I've already oh my god you rush
Was that I think
He just got it up really quick because he's got like a really good shot at the guy there.
Just so we're all on the same page, just so everybody in chat understands you came here recently.
This is a dice rolling stream first, and a League of Legends stream second.
Okay?
Everyone on my team was already made aware before the game began that my number one priority is my dice.
I cannot end my stream until I land these dice.
Oh my god, there's five people in there, man.
We're running out, we're careful running out, man, Lily, you might die.
Albert?
Wow.
I don't know how much health I have, okay?
I
Was trying to help me my dice for too long. Yeah
I do all the things that get you blue.
Fiend Hunter bolts? Is that a real build?
Alright, coming.
I'm pretty sure that's not a real build. I've tried it before.
Wait a second.
Alright, wait. Hang on.
Come on, play.
Fiend Hunter bolts.
Alright, let's just try it. Why not?
Fiend actually got it.
Wow.
Wait, did I just- Did I have it?
Just wait, yeah, yeah, can you- Can you-
Wait, oh my god.
Can you kill this guy?
Could someone have the pod?
What were the numbers just then?
I'm sorry, I did the wrong skill, you know, it happens.
Oh, you didn't have it? Okay.
I'm so sorry. If I snare that, you definitely have to kill me.
Wait, can someone explain to me this Feehunter bolts idea?
You're the part of this guy.
You're dead.
Oh my god.
Oh man.
hey I'm really sorry the first game though you know it happened goodness it's
the first game I'm not gonna see the velcro fee
I didn't even get the flash.
What happened?
Hey, don't worry guys, I got...
Wait, I didn't even get this flash.
I could have killed at least one.
After ulting you get to crit three times.
I see one.
It sounds like a 1v1 item.
I didn't even know my damage!
Embodied by everybody
Hey first game it happens
Can I kill all of my items?
If I had an ulti up in it very soon
Nice
oh my god he's doing it I've seen this before I hope you really dice at the
same time 2016 boxes back
oops
What's that all?
Wait, she's back!
I ain't got what you got, I ain't got what you got, I'm stupid, yeah, I got it.
Wait, I appreciate it though.
I will remember that you're a real one.
Yeah, and I remember that they got dragged because I just ended it.
Oh, oops.
Okay, it's game. We're playing from behind.
Oops. My CS game is really bad.
Uh, they might allow any second.
Yeah, probably from bot.
Yep.
Oh my god, they're relentless.
They're going to do Baron.
Let's all head over.
I think they're going to take some time on it.
Oh my god, or this guy's just going to fucking go on me.
Nah, he's just...
He has nothing, he has nothing, nothing.
What the fuck?
I didn't do something damage.
Thank god, team.
Oh man, I'm so low.
Are you ready?
I think we can do this.
I genuinely think we can do this.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I don't know, they're too quick.
No, no, no.
You're in a hotel?
I gotta, you know, when you're desperate for kills,
because you're playing bad,
and you start doing desperate things.
Oh no.
okay can I want to be on this guy with this build oh my god even though it's
down here wait a sec even better even better
oh great news they don't have two alts
oh nice
unless oh oh fantastic i'm crying
this 300 bolts build is definitely cool i think it's like only good for only one i
don't think it's not supposed to build
i can't get it
that's what i want to do
um one lane over i'm running over now i'm running over i'm just wait for it wait for me
i think they're a little overextended okay nitho hide here and then just go
go away. Next wave. Okay. Next wave after this way by this way. Next wave. This way.
Swarm. Swarm. Swarm. Swarm. What do I build next? Dracadine's Up. Wait, what do I build
to get the last Dracovol trade stack? Oh. This poking. Ah, that guy is kind of
thank you yeah oh I like that oh he's
cleanse we run we run we run we run
oh nevermind I'll probably mind if you
operate my game I'm coming okay I think
we play this we play this coming up
yep
I
Can I go back to my go? Oh
Oh, oh
I got my bed. I should ask what Ulter down I just kind of assumed
I had an urge to follow up on that
Okay, I feel like I'm not allowed to exist in the game. I think I should just split.
Oh, not. Wait, so I don't understand back of all trades. Do I have to get AP now? What's that do I not have?
Oh, armor? Okay. Oh, I should have bought the armor first then. Okay, I see.
You know what they're gonna have my bot jungle and I'm just gonna I'm gonna take my top
The guy's solo
Oh my god.
Aw.
It looks so good for a second.
I didn't even get my ult off.
That ulti was about to be so good.
Yeah
The mouth I it's just gonna always old me and then I don't get to play the game. I think I actually have to split
All right, you feel like my team will collapse
You're not feeling TFT today? What do you mean?
What's up?
I got like 4 firsts.
That is good 4th guy you got.
We might need to flip something really really soon.
We have to kill this guy and then this guy and then this guy.
It's doable. We should be very very scared of the Malfight Ulti.
I am done a flip Baron, but that's what we really do, oh.
I have to clear top. Careful about fighting.
Oh geez, they're like BML failed.
They're on it, they're on it, they're on it.
I'll help you back. Oh.
Oh, they're too late.
Oh, they're on it, they're on it.
I'm going to shove it, I'm going to shove it still.
Okay.
I think we're all going for all three.
That's great. That's great. We shop we shop. Oh
Wait, yes, you guys feel the sex yes, it's why he's alone. He's alone. Oh
I'm so sorry. I thought I was the chrome
Oh never mind never mind
Yeah, they're all coming to you now careful. Yeah, we must not do
Well, I think it's also a really low cooldown
Oh
Okay, so now I get my they get my jack-of-all trades wait, I'm still missing one different stuff
So now I got to go AP
Hmm
Oh, it's gonna sold dorms
Now I'll buy all the old days items in the game. I think he's got like a 20 second cool down
Oh, my magic resist, okay
Three box
Really, this is your time right here. That's way. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Transformer this something start us off
Okay, okay, hopefully this time I don't die.
I'll try the Nightcore.
Oh, I'm not setting the Nightcore.
I almost set the Nightcore when there's a chance.
Oh, right here, right here, right here, right here.
Watch the lady, watch the lady.
Okay, watching the lady.
Oh, wait, hang on, actually!
Actually!
Guys, guys, wait, hold on, are we winning?
Is that the side?
Wait.
Wait, actually!
I have to defend, I have to defend.
Oh fuck, oh yeah, we were such a mess.
I did not believe, but that was actually a crazy little thing.
You did something like that!
I didn't, I didn't.
Okay, just add it in post edit.
Yeah, add it in post.
Yeah, I think we'll find a guy.
Yeah.
I'm gonna kill that.
She's your own shot down.
Nice.
Probably his ult again.
Jody, clear top when you respawn.
She was low, not there.
Nice, nice.
Ah, how the fuck you...
Jody, clear top.
Okay, as long as it's tower doesn't die.
Y'all better?
Oh wow. I didn't know how that champion works. I don't even have the excuse of saying I haven't
play for six years I just didn't really feel this is ability to is that one I was
playing
purple gun on those you once you can test you again this snare you for one
second I see okay
we got the name of the gun though I think that's the most important thing
gravity or whatever I'm it's grab them oh there we go yeah
Oh my god.
Hey, my jack of all trades.
I was dead anyway.
Scarra, pull the wave, pull the wave.
You and me baby.
I know I screamed help me but honestly don't help me.
It's just like I have to scream it.
You know I have to let it be.
You know.
me but honestly don't don't help me
i don't know what to do here we go
I know it might look bad on the outside but I want you to know I got over 150 rolls during
that game.
It's good for-
Wow!
That's a lot!
Who's counting?
Somebody's counting your rolls?
Oh, I- it's based on my CS.
One minion, one roll.
Hmm
What were you about to say?
Wait
I actually got there
Let me switch cups
Like you could do whatever you want
There's a guy who plays every AD jungle
Like in the jungle and that's he has a count where it's all AD junglers
I literally just played against a Lucian jungle and I was like, oh, that's ridiculous. He did one
No, he's actually a piece like a challenger player who plays like the most he plays like Ezreal jungle vein jungle
I he won when he was on vein jungle with me
Alba was too busy rolling.
Oh wait, the Fizz Jungle just got buffed today.
I can't find a cup.
The Fizz Jungle just got buffed today.
He does more damage to the jungle camps.
Oh.
It was meant to be.
Wait.
I know for sure there's a cup downstairs in the kitchen.
But, think of how many dashboards I can do in that time.
I can also play Nisby. I probably should play Nisby.
I don't even really play Nisby anymore.
I don't know. I was just like...
I don't know, you know.
No, just play whatever.
Anyway, I hope you guys are doing well today.
I don't know how many of you guys woke up today saying,
Oh boy, I can't wait to watch Boxbox play some dice with League of Legends in the background.
Well, I've got a few of those.
Rejoice to those of you who are hoping for it.
This really puts an intersect in like why you should not gamble.
You've got a few of those.
This feels so difficult.
Yeah, this champ just got nerfed today,
but like, I think this champ is literally Kano's a bot lane.
Can we do a poll on which number will be number five?
Which number am I at five of?
Yeah, what team are you on?
Are you on team one or team six?
Sweet.
How long did it take box to do it?
40 minutes, he high rolled.
I already hate Greg so much. Oh, he just counters melee champions really hard. You like don't get to play the game.
Why are you rolling the dice?
Box 2 did it because he failed a challenge that I gave him, but then I did tell him if you eventually hit the challenge
I'll do it too. And now if he hit the challenge, which was Masters,
Which is really impressive for a brand new player. So now I'm doing my part
Can you shake the dice with your jar
No, it doesn't it doesn't re-roll
Look at my pace
No.
How new did TF2 with blocks 2?
Alright. It was like basically brand new. Maybe had a couple games to play that.
Lock it in.
Wait, I gotta go look at the-
That build falls behind and you're late on your-
Co-build stats.
Sus, Kibon.
Proven versus Renekton.
Yep, no sin. It's the whole point of the build.
Okay, bone plating, fine, you can take it, if you die in lane I'm going to yell at you.
Valiant sword batty?
Yeah, I generally don't think Ragnarok is going to heal, like I don't think she's very attractive,
but I think this is the one skin that looks pretty nice, but maybe I'm just like, biased
towards like like cute
Okay, I think ribbon looks too intimidating
I'm walking in for this one
Locking it okay
We're walking in?
Okay, I'm sitting up
Yeah, sitting up?
I liked it too, but in my room I'm too cold and too hungry
No, it's okay with me, we're both going to be sleeping
Look, how is it possible that you're hungry 24-7?
Oh, Vaughn asking that?
Wow!
That's crazy.
That's really crazy.
Chew chips loudly into her mic.
Well, that's why I'm not hungry.
Are the chips good?
Well, there's the dry spoon.
Yeah, anyone who can break my legs
on my face if I say the wrong thing
is scary.
Yeah, doesn't that make you poop?
Yeah.
You want to poop?
No.
I just like them.
My reverse reaction's not good.
Oh, it's on fire.
GG, FF, I'm done.
I'm done! I'm done!
What happened? What happened?
Was it fine?
Yeah!
Oh, man.
All four some spots is blown
Oh, but we're level I appreciate this is like one of her in the first matchups as well
Also, I have a lot of like trauma of playing ribbon into renekton with a point-and-click stun like
It doesn't have to be point click actually because what happens is the renektonal stun
and then the jungle will get the guaranteed stun even if it's like Elise and you just die
under tower, no counter play Wow I don't know how he didn't just kill me there
Okay, I don't know how you didn't kill me there either.
I really should have just died twice, but I think it's because I got like a monster
penis and he was intimidated with the Paki on.
Oh, I'll pop it out, pop it out, pop it out, pop it out, pop it out.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got the R.O.
I can only take it out a little bit.
Yeah.
Whoa!
I did it!
5-6's!
Right after I set out a monster penis!
Guys, I got the dice.
You what?
Did you really?
Yeah, yeah, 5-6's.
Oh my god!
That was so fast.
That was fast.
Now we're going to win this game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I can play the rest of the game.
I get it.
I'm gonna press you promise me you press control V
Why I don't have to stream anywhere. I'm done. I'm free
Yeah, oh
Pantheon's top oops
Pantheon's topside
Hey, we're back. Oh
I can't believe I actually got it that was awesome five sixes
Oh, both of my horse is watered.
I actually can kill him right here, like right here.
He has nothing else.
And now he misses the whole wave.
This guy's crazy, right?
The only time that Riven can fight back against our Ekken, from what I remember, is this exact
moment where you both trade all your spells immediately, and then your spells come up
like one second sooner than his, so you're just going in that exact moment you win.
We trade, he has no flash, I just flash in the moment my spells come up and he
You can't do anything.
Hey, uh, if you guys were to bet where the jungler was, can someone click the moment
that happened?
I can't believe it.
Five sixes.
Thank you so much for the award, by the way, Jordy.
I'm gonna leave that up for the rest of the game.
I wonder if that had to have been above average, right?
How long have I been doing this for?
You ain't stealth.
No more cannon, man!
I know.
Oh, it's already clipped? Hell yeah.
Oh, look at this animation.
It's raining.
Wow, that is sick.
Sorry, I got distracted.
Yeah, no worries.
In the middle of the rain.
More dice would take like literally 24 hours
Right I'd have to on average do this six times and this is already a high roll
Okay
Am I that weak
That is very unlawful.
Okay, my bad.
I didn't realize I got 100 owed.
I guess I have like more defense.
I should expect it 100 owed.
I'll be backing.
Oh, you can kill either of them.
I basically made the same mistake that I caught him out on.
What?
Happens.
Wait, okay.
You guys know the thing where like something, something,
if they're higher than you, you have to do the thing.
this thing but I don't know because I don't play this game but I have like people that
sound like I don't know what it is. Is there higher than you? Yeah there's higher than you which is
the lower than you if like someone has to- Oh z-axis? Yeah but like how what am I subordinate?
What do you mean? My bad. Oh don't don't worry about that let's turn the river. Oh it doesn't
matter? It only matters if they're in the river and you're not. Yeah the river is like where
where the Z axis is actually a big deal.
I don't know, I think so.
I'll leave you to fight okay I should try to right now he has no ult or ignite
If I can get him to blow his shit on me?
Bro!
What?
What is he doing?
You know, I'm not going to complain.
I'm going to take the win.
Lily what are you looking for?
What are you looking for? What are you eyeing here?
I'm eyeing the dragon.
I think he was trying to beat me with his ult.
Because his ult was just coming up.
But I still wouldn't be able to ignite.
And he wasted spells like that.
OK, I'm going to pop this on me.
Sorry, I'm trying to get in here.
Believe me.
I did not.
Oh, I'm also getting hit.
He has the Viva.
He has no flash.
Here?
Oh, I see a feat.
What?
Oh, how did I die?
I thought the fuck was up.
Oh, the Hulk, like, uh...
Yeah, that's my bad.
Like, I didn't know we were doing that.
Like, I did, but I didn't know we were committing, you know?
Oh, we weren't really going to.
But they're really, like, a little crazy.
I just want to steal the dragon, I swear.
That's all I want to do, I swear.
Well, you stopped the dragon.
Can you roll again one more time?
No, I'm not ruining my perfect six.
Thanks, you! I win!
I win, we go to the next round.
I'm not ruining my perfect sixes, man.
Rats.
You can't make me.
I'm gonna leave this up here as a trophy of my victory I think as soon as you hit six
it's fine I'll pretend to word
How insane would it be to get twice in a row no, but then I'll ruin my moment
I don't want to ruin my moment. I didn't see the moment. Can you do it again? Oh, yeah, I have you
But isn't that basically the same as going ten dice in a row until they line up
I'm pretty sure I literally just like already him into all thing there was no reason for him to do that
What is up with the dice?
I committed to not ending my stream until I rolled 5 dice at the same number and we just
got in the middle of this game.
I was rolling while heading to lane and we got it.
You can come after red here if you want to.
I want to eat your breath.
Yeah, yeah, whatever it is though.
I'm gonna leave the wave here.
Wait, wait, come down.
Wait, uh, okay.
Oh, Panya's top.
I think we need to go on brush if he walks up.
Yeah, it's also free dragon.
They're gonna dive me.
I think the Caitlyn...
I don't got her, really.
Let's get out now.
Yep.
I'm pretty sure if you try to exist in that lane at less than half HP, you just go in one
I'm shot.
He thank you.
What did you come down with us to?
He haven't come in.
Perfect.
And RTP man.
You walk that way?
I'm helping from a distance.
You can't auto attack it at all.
Yeah but wait one more second.
Here's another E.
This is supposed to be the safe.
Oh.
Hey, you're welcome for security
He's doing this instead of getting always
I feel a little bad, he missed a lot of farm for that, we're just like rage baiting this
guy, I'm not even playing the game anymore.
Kaleem's been trying to back those collectors for a long time.
Yeah.
You want to take?
Yeah.
Come on, back here.
Hello.
Hey.
Slap his recall.
He's in this bush.
Oh, wait, what?
I'm pretty sure if we go back to the replay there,
remind me after this game.
I'm pretty sure in that exact moment, he just recalled.
There's like a little hack you can do to know where opponents are in the bushes.
I'm pretty sure he actually was in that bush in that exact moment.
Oh, they are really fast.
Oh my god.
Or is it in their base?
Oh.
Oh my god, I love the hippie clan.
Oh my god, is it gonna make it out?
Oh, oh, oh cool
Recovering your score. Oh, yeah, sorry if you don't see my score. I'll move the dice a bit
There we go
You're already huge, I'm just bored. My opponents pick the lamest setup top.
I think Pantheon's gonna dive somewhere.
I'm just bored because my opponents picked Renekton Pantheon, so I don't get to play the game.
Despite that, I'm somehow even in CS enough to kill.
So I'm just getting value from fucking with them because I can't play the game.
easy fast yeah I'm impressed yeah pants right here
okay all right my bad for existing I should not have tried to deny a one cannon minion
I should have known. I'm pretty sure you're just not allowed to exist against this guy.
I'm so good at this game. I'm literally faker.
I thought with Eclipse Shield and Plated Steelcaps I could avoid getting one shot.
We're both Korean along we might we might need you to walk up
It's a classic point and click into insta kill
Yeah, we should go drag. I'm coming down. We're going to need to stall a little bit
for a long, I think. Nothing's in.
Wait, this mid lane I think is easy to kill. I can't. I believe in you. Oh my god.
I'm on also this guy if I can.
Yeah he walks host love.
I doubt I- Oh!
I'm walking!
Joli's playing Nefuri right?
I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking.
That's true.
Yeah, I'm a Juri.
You have to WB to get rid of that aggro.
I'm taking, I'm taking.
Oh, Lily's taking.
Nice.
Is she fun?
I've never tried her.
Super fun, clever.
Ooh.
I'm taking, I'm taking.
Oh, Lily's taking.
Nice.
Is she fun?
Super fun slugger.
Ooh, I'm gonna try and get him.
Wait, good juggle, good juggle.
Fizz, and then I was like, Fizz is just like,
like, not in theory, like, you know,
theory's so freaky, you know.
Freaking.
Like, Fizz is really fun.
I'm not gonna try and do the same,
but then, like, I can get you to do so much more
on the theory, because, like,
oh, can't exist in the same vicinity as him.
Yeah, the theory's got a lot of sauce.
Mm.
I got plenty of sauce.
I like that she has dogs.
Just like a bunch of dogs.
Yeah, I like that idea.
Have them.
It honestly depends here.
I think, I think, I don't know if we're cracking that tower or a bomb.
I think we have to go to Mimikim's.
Yeah.
These are the blocks I think might come on my ass here.
Yeah.
Red, it's your red!
Woohoo!
Oh, I'm on a way Albert if you can live a second oh
He was not happy that I took his Krug
You're not just part of a Krug
Yeah
this guy
this guy?
oh there's a bowler
hahahaha
oh my god
what a bowler
actually the best there
oh my god
i'm a target
shaker now
wait you're fine at the go
that was insane
watch out for anything
ok let me back real quick
I have...
I'm gonna find you
Oh, okay, okay, okay, fine, I'll stay, I'll stay, I'll stay
Oh no
Guys, this should be bought at the bottom
And he's like, he's not like...
Do you think we should help Terran fight?
I think
Oh, they're not like that
No flash on Pantheon
Yeah, I think Mid is by far the easiest to kill right here
20 seconds.
I'm going to get him.
Yep.
You go first, you go first, you go first.
I'll pack an ulti bot.
Oh, he can be scary.
Yeah, I'm done.
Why not?
This might be a little bit of a fuck it.
We're so winning anyways.
I don't know how much damage I do.
Oh, sent on Baron.
Yeah.
So much damage.
There's a big fat worm in my way, and I don't know how many it's like in all of this good thing.
Oh wow, ow.
I can't be honest with you.
Oh yeah, this could be really bad.
They have it.
We should walk away.
Okay, I have also like-
They might do it.
Oh, they do it, and then we come back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and we come back.
Derek, I believe you enjoyed it, just steal this.
oh my god oh my oh no that was so close that was a sick fight holy shit yeah I'm glad we
We got to experience that together.
Oh, they call that my legacy.
Oh, shit, I'm like that with your fucking badge on.
I find my ult up a tiny bit sooner, I actually could have done some crazy shit, kill Pantheon
maybe still baron.
The cd has a hell of a long cooldown but I guess it is free, I'm worried because my
rancid opponent is getting fed, I was so far ahead of him at the beginning now,
Well actually, I don't think I was ever in that far.
In Riven vs Renekton's standards, I was far ahead.
Oh, Renekton...
Oh!
I feel like we can fight.
I'm on my way.
I think it's worth looking at.
Oh my god, it's just enderbrage!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Oh my god.
Wow, wait, he doesn't die to the dragon?
Oh, I want to go on the Caitlyn.
The dragon doesn't do that much if you have a sword on you.
Damn.
I'll have to sell this ward.
Yeah, I thought he was one hit from the dragon, so I could have gone to Caitlyn.
They have like, two hours of CC, but I had to go play the Steelcap so I got one shot by Renekton.
But then I got one shot by Renekton anyway, so what am I supposed to do?
This, uh, Riven into Renekton Pantheon combo is like, it's probably the least fun way you can play League of Legends.
I feel like I'm playing well, it just doesn't matter.
Oh, too much point and click CC.
It's like, uh, how dare you play a mobile champion against two point and click CCs.
I have to split for a bit, I TP.
We're not looking to build a fight, maybe you carry to go bot.
You ban?
I ban Gragas, but Gragas is even worse than Renekton.
I think I need to fight this.
Yeah, I can look.
Oh
Are you supposed to get broken coms that were back to league? Oh, I mean, I popped off today come tune here. Don't be I
I just I think yeah, I had like four first places in a row, and I said I'm down to go play League of Legends now
This bill doesn't work on a ribbon anywhere wait this bill isn't this like the standard like the most default ribbon you can ever get
I'm pretty sure this is like the default build. I feel like it's one of those you can never
I remember going wrong with it.
You guys ready to flip again?
Let me split bot after you clear the wave, Lily.
Okay. Bye, hot dogs.
I'm hungry looking at her.
Alright, I got TP.
just give me a good word to keep you and then I'll be there and we have to show
I mean this guy's a little crazy the longer you still the better actually I
guess I'll matter cuz rankin's there yeah okay we're just trying to poke
looking for a leader here they got
coming
Oh, they all got scared off that Renectin, god damn it.
Ah, Renectin can 1v4?
He's such a powerful presence that they can 31 me.
What can I do now? I don't TP.
I feel like I have to go QSS.
Too many stuns.
Wait. I got up on my way.
I'm this hunger. I mean, I'm this hunger doesn't work if you're not getting the kill.
I think I'm just going QSS and trying to provide value in the fight.
I
Am down to maybe just trade
I mean it didn't run it as I think we do a
Yeah
But you see this big are
Yeah yeah.
Hey they're going dragon.
We should go on the best effect.
They are on the dragon.
Caitlyn I'm walking.
Okay let's go dragon then.
Oh man.
I don't think we can walk there in time.
Oh man we got a pick and we just didn't do anything with it.
We should have just forced the Baron.
We saw the Caitlyn going towards Jarrion.
Hey, I'll just be more decisive, they shot Paul.
Oh.
You're okay.
You're not the same front, just wait.
We're looking for the Caitlyn.
Actually, the Caitlyn right here, right?
I know I see her, but she's not coming.
Lucky, maybe the Thresh is okay.
That's fine, that's fine, don't go deep, don't go deep, opiate if you need to, long
and big kills, it's not whatever.
Look for cut, look for cut.
Fine.
Back, back, back, back, back.
Oh, we're going, we're going, we're going.
Okay.
Gotta reset.
That's pretty good.
Are you guys no flash on the left?
I'm really low on moving.
Nice engage scrawl.
Okay I need QSS.
So I can actually play the game.
Hey, yeah, what?
Okay, get another person to buy a pink ward.
Oh, right.
Oh, you got it, you got it.
I have one.
Yeah, push him out.
I'll get eyes on Baron.
You'll have to second one.
Wait a minute.
Okay, I'm on right here, and I'll just take it from you.
Okay.
Okay, we're healing.
Did I miss that?
Oh my god, I missed.
Oh my god, my mouse was off, my mouse was off, I swear to god.
Renekton's behind, I'm coming as well.
Okay, Renekton behind.
Nice.
Renekton, Renekton, Renekton.
Are you gonna get him?
Jesus.
Oh my god.
Oh, can't have no clubs.
Oh, you can go Baron.
Baron?
Yeah, Baron.
Okay.
I'll bring you something off the path, you know, if we see you out.
Sure.
You might try for Steel, so are you ready?
Yeah.
Jody, make sure you look at how much your smite does.
They're fully blind, so they'll be a little bit hard.
Fund them, I'll bring it over.
Oh, I just got my ult back up.
Run! I think you're on the front.
Oh Emily thank you for the raid. I hope you had a wonderful stream. I just streamed myself playing League of Legends and rolling dice until I got
Five of a kind and we've got five sixes in the middle of this game. I was dead. Oh
She out oh no, she ran the wrong way
Oh
your mini map it only happens in your blue side right give up in the base I would
actually all the time actually wait it's it's for it's 33 I can yeah we divide
yeah okay they're leaving
but one is actually a little bit of damage now
if you went from like two items to four
okay we saw baron go push mid and I'll TP to the fight
We are just playing around what you call it, Avana Lily, until they go in.
Oh my god, I keep missing.
19
Yeah, there's two down here
Okay
We just engaged
Oh
And I know you went in flicked over at your dog
God, so weird.
Oh, wow. If I do damage and Thresh dies, then I get a permanent thing to this quest.
Whoa, sentinels of light!
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
I'm okay in trouble.
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
I'm okay, actually.
It's fine, fine. I traded my flash for the kill.
Yeah, I knew it.
Oh
Where the hell I think I wish because we don't have that much poke and these champions insta-kill us
So we've got to like ward up a side and stick to the next objective
Yeah, we got back for the soul
SOTP
Yeah
And the mouse car goes a little bit to the right, I don't know why oh
I don't really know what I'm gonna take it your quest. I'm just doing whatever is like the default
We gotta get a bottom
Yeah, there's two to both side
that there was like, the bot side was all white.
Just wave clear, it's okay.
I'm gonna find a licks here.
There might be a big fight here, everyone get ready?
Shoot, I wanna buy before we fight.
They go buy right now.
Just try to clear the wave, but don't die for it.
They're kind of low.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking.
We should, we should fight, we should fight.
Oh my god! Yay!
I literally only disowned.
This guy is actually...
Okay, we can hurt.
Speed!
Wait, we have to do dragon, we have to do dragon.
Yeah, go do dragon.
Oh my god.
Where'd my health go?
I feel.
You get that Albert.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do Baron after.
You guys are Costco hot dogs?
For the value? Yeah.
I can't stop thinking about hot dogs.
Alright, everyone over at Baron?
Yeah, we're just really slow.
Yeah, we're... I'm going EW, man!
Okay, Jody, you and I can start.
That was a bad ward.
Yeah, everyone on it, because they're respawning soon.
Pantheon might ult.
Focus on your smite, Jodie.
Just remember exactly how much it does.
You're the same.
No.
Oh.
Alright, nice.
Good job.
What did I buy now?
How should I proceed?
Joey, unfortunately into this, someone's dying going in, it's probably me and you.
Me and you are, me and you are Albert are going to die on me initiative.
It's just it is what it is.
Yeah, I literally go in and like, I can't have the view inside of me.
You should wait until me or Albert starts fighting.
It's going to be me usually.
is a meat first and you know my ulti is a solar or I'm like dashed to the
Oh!
Maybe play more, maybe play more, maybe play more!
oh my god yes run just run not bad not bad
there's no point in farming huh it's all about team fighting is it like
something I can put my money on.
Hold on, this item is I think one of the best.
They went from like 600 raids to 500.
It was insane.
Yeah, I kind of just want to try it more in case.
Are you ready?
Aw, it's pretty close.
It's kind of epic.
It's like next fight wins.
I rolled 6 dice though.
I'm winning in that regard.
Lily, come grab blue before they take it.
I don't know what to do in this part of the game.
I guess we just like wait till our inhibs respond just I think everyone's full build
All right, we're definitely oh run run scar
They might do we give in him just poke him out and then if they get low I'll look for engage, but it'll be tough
I think this one was gonna be...
Yeah, Elixir up, you ready for the fight?
Just poking, I'll try to defend you guys.
But, oh, it's pretty scary.
I think you have to give this up, by the way.
I don't for this, oh.
They're like not all here yet.
Yeah.
Just poking what you can, to give the Enhem for sure.
Oh
We should definitely look a straight up high five is so good for us. Yep walk in
We got to walk towards dragon the soul is like game winning for both teams
Watch out. This will be hard
clear your corners
Oh my god
Oh, this is gonna be a really hard. Yeah, we got to like somehow get in we need someone. Oh rektin
I'm coming. This is good. I got caught. I'm sorry
I'm on healing, I'm on healing.
Live Yvonne, you live!
I'm leaving for the dragon.
You're life steal, you're life steal.
Oh shit, I guess you have to go back, you have to go back.
Yeah, um, our uh, base team.
Oh! Oh my!
Wait a second! I've seen these before!
My bad, I got caught, guy.
It's okay, it's hard.
That was exciting.
Holy shit.
We're about to get a push mid, man.
Unfortunately, push mid and setup 4.
Oh man, when Albert dying, can we win before we force?
I have TP, but it's hard because I have a soul now.
Yeah, I think they're just gonna force it before.
I don't...
Oh.
Yeah, I mean, we're at the shot anyway.
Maybe Lily gets a one-shot.
Oh, that was fast.
Oh.
All right, we should like try out Ustria at 5v5.
Yep.
What can I buy?
We're good.
Take red, take red here.
Can I do that?
Do I keep dusk and dawn the entire time or should I sell it for something else?
Aw.
You're at the point where maybe you can sell it for something else.
No boots is a little scary
All right, we should I get a good pick or something
You guys not expect our game to go so long I'm buying three potions man
All right
if you okay push does anybody still need farm um lily maybe yeah i need a cat i don't think
they'd be more cool on that one okay you take all the farm this guy's cutting you know
Yeah, my flash is two minutes
Don't worry about you hear the farm right now. I think the wait is try protect this in head
I think he's dead.
Alright maybe not.
One Caitlyn all did this much to me.
This one was respawning in like a couple seconds.
Wait why are our turrets so low?
Did they hit our turrets earlier?
No no they respawned.
They respawned.
Oh
They're really not gonna force it with Baron there cannot be waiting for the next objective in three minutes
I mean that's good for us
Yeah, I mean somewhere farm one way by they're probably go pop here
Yeah, just keep clearing waves
I'm so slow
they were they were scared they wouldn't be able to do it so they're gonna they're
gonna want their fires outside the base which is probably better for them but
it's like yes we're really gonna make us wait fucking three minutes for this
shit I think they might actually push this out I think we should maybe take
I think this will...
Why would I look for something here?
I have TP.
If they push up here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they push up here...
We might just leave you like...
Yeah, I'm looking.
They will look for something.
Yep, just keep farming and clearing.
I have to clear mid soon as well.
Holy fuck, she put me for one point to be clear.
Yeah, Caitlyn hurts.
I want to start like now.
I'm looking.
I'm just going to check in now.
This looks good, looks good.
Oh, looks very good, looks very good.
I think so, I think so.
I'm going in, baby!
I'm dead, baby!
Oh! Oh, nice!
Oh my god, walking through fucking every cage and trap.
I played the nightcore by it. I didn't get a six slash engage, I just flash for damage.
How long until Territor spawn?
It says, like, you see the circle coming down?
Okay.
We need to do this, like, immediately on their spawn.
like yep do it immediately just everyone go I can clear the waves when I
respawn yep oh god I'm not with you guys it's only Caitlyn alive
I'll be scared yeah just do it on spawn I'll clear the base I'll do this just
watch over the Caitlyn she does hurt she's squishy but you can one-shot her
I see Kaylin.
I would be shocked if she even comes because if we kill her, they lose like a lot.
Wait a second, uh-oh.
He's going for backdoor.
Oh wow, wait a second.
Try to recall.
Did they just put a fault on our face and then they just decided a back door?
You have never felt the sweet embrace of a woman in it, show!
Wow, that was crazy.
Let me think.
Okay.
If I knew how long it took me the TP to load, I could have just like spawn camped it.
Aw, install them.
Fuck.
I'll just take him though. Nice job, Scarra.
Yeah, that was...
I think the whole game, the whole party exploding in the choir.
Yeah.
I have not played a 50 minute game in such a long time.
I'm gonna be like, for what?
There's no shading, like I kind of, like you just went up and flew up.
Yeah, you just spawn camp the TP to delay.
I was like, let me clear the wave.
Oh, this is such a brutal creep block.
Look at what happens here.
What?
Wait, it was a 52 minute game.
I have a bug for myself.
You see that?
Because of the creep block, I couldn't stun him in time.
No, you don't.
I clear the wave, come back.
Creep block stops me from...
Oh my god.
That's why we lose.
Shit.
That's exactly how I am after my little, like, let me just fucking play in chances so far.
Let me see what happens after this.
Was anything I could damage you more damage?
That is great.
That's what I did too.
Oh.
I see. Lily missed her ult on the snared target.
It's fine. I don't think I need to remind her.
I don't think I should tell her.
I also fucked up by getting creeplocked.
Let me see this sequence again.
I still can't believe this happens. This is so tilting.
I'm like, okay, I have a few seconds to clear this wave
and then I'll come back
and then nope, game says no
and then I miss my stun because of that.
Like if that didn't happen, we already are fine.
Maybe even just win the game.
Damn, yeah, we actually probably should have sure went in the game once we killed them.
Not standing on the Renekton TP cost it.
Oh man, I'm just trying to be optimal.
If you want to be optimal, just clear the minions while you wait for the Renekton to come.
But the game's like nah.
This like happens like 1% of the time, and the game's like oh actually...
Are you serious?
Because I don't want the minions to help the back door.
And I have time and the game's like and actually no you don't
I'm so sad. I can't believe we literally lose the game off of this interaction
You can use third Q to jump over yeah, you think I don't know that I
You can clearly see in the replay. I realize and then press Q, but it's too late
Alright, I need time to react to the fact that I'm getting crew blocked.
I'm so sad we actually should have won that game
I can't move the dash cam though
rip the 13-minute bush they tilt cute so fast I mean let me check the replay
yeah blood was telling me
and then he points at cutie and goes what's it's how the baba what does that mean what does that mean
He points at cutie and says I'm her daddy.
Can you, can you say that again?
Which is Tadababa.
Can you, you gotta slow down, man.
Hold on for sort of fucking people up right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, let me change my title now.
Wait, there's gotta be another way to say it, right, where Aksy means that?
Yeah, he's really just saying I'm her dad.
Yeah!
But I just, I know what he was trying to say.
Wait, I'm pretty sure I faced this guy before.
I think I faced this guy off stream, and I think he was BM-ing for no reason.
I'm gonna try extra hard.
Oh, I don't know how this matchup goes anymore.
I had to save my entire kit for after the exhaust was over.
I'm sorry, I won't let her out again.
Oh yeah, I fixed my camera.
What? No, no! Stay away from her, mate!
Oh, I got the cannon.
Oh
Did he's exhaust
Thank you all yours
I'm looking bit after this okay, you might be a little too pushed up, but it's okay. Oh
I think I'm supposed to reset
Well, you're ready. You're ready. I'm the oh, this is the wrong play
He's a posh
You didn't plan it!
Oh, yeah!
Aw, this was the wrong move.
That was so good!
I miss the carry.
Why have I not played this champion for 10 years?
I'm glad you still fight fun champions.
I never gave her a chance.
You just look so boring.
She honestly does look boring, but you know what?
So does Nashus.
Oh, she's fun!
She's very fun.
I like her.
Yeah, I should have inspired Perence.
Oh, wait, oh my god, I'm high.
My Q expired.
There's a kebab that you can't afford.
Yeah.
Okay.
No flashes.
I think she's dead now.
I can really bully her now.
I hope I can help you guys.
Kassadin's missing!
Bye-bye!
Secure and cut off the driveway.
Get here.
Oh!
I'm walking bot. I'm walking bot. I'm walking bot.
Graphically baited them into a false sense of security.
Wow, you're a genius!
I think I messed up my freeze somehow.
If I can dive her with the wave built up it's over for her but it can be hard.
She is exhaust so I can't dive for sure.
Okay.
Okay, slay.
Oh my god.
I have to send you a song, Scarra.
A song?
Yeah.
Okay, we're going to go...
Yeah, okay.
Nice kill.
How could you just see him give up?
Oh.
I'm like so offended you think I'm so bad at this matchup yeah you're just
We kill them fast.
Oh, maybe I'm dead.
You wanna dive? It seems impossible to go through.
It's hard to dive. Hard to dive.
I don't like that they, um, man, like, that they did die. I didn't like that.
Oh, my gosh, my gosh, my gosh, my gosh, my gosh.
What was that?
What's going on?
That's real.
Oh, Catherine's smart when you're talking.
Man, the game should have been over for her, but I'm bad at the game.
I still can't believe she went cold by the way.
That is crazy.
She thinks I'm gonna let her farm a hundred minions?
Oh my god, oh my god, you're giving me vision, you're the fucking goat.
You're actually the goat!
I was surprised she didn't flash it.
Maybe it's still in cooldown.
I was very scared of her flashing. I was trying to put myself in a spot to respond.
I missed, I missed, I missed on.
No worries.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Look at this.
Okay.
She doesn't know you're here.
Yeah, but I am on her.
I still can't push my call. I'm mad. Why didn't you go call?
Yeah, the audacity to go call in this matchup.
I overkill them by like 600 damage
Wait, was that on a ward?
I must have been on a ward.
I don't know that.
Did you must have warded that on her way up?
Everyone's weighing their lengths.
How do you have to do anything, man?
That's the best part of being a jungler.
Just type Duel, Giff, and chat.
Oh, Burst, stop.
You were behind the turret for me?
No, I know she knew I was there. What I'm talking about is the fact that she
She was able to smite me before I left the bush.
Hasidin's missing.
She's fighting me.
Oh, I killed her.
But if she doesn't have vision of the bush, like inside, but just knows I'm generally
in there, I can kill her or rather escape.
Oh sorry, I didn't see.
Sometimes I just tunnel in my lane and none of the other ones really matter to
me, I guess.
Oh fuck.
Oops.
Oh, thank you.
Is it kill if I ult there?
I need the givers to be here, people.
Oh, I will go to that blue right after this.
Oh
I'm good.
I'm one person walking on my screen.
There's like three people walking towards me right now.
I don't know if he just walked away but I wasn't sure what her character does.
I actually don't know what Briar does now, I think about it.
All I know is that she can dash across the map.
She just autos?
Wait, I died to like what looks like a warwick bite.
Try fiend hunter I tried it once and I'm pretty sure it's trash
I think it's like good for specifically winning a 1v1 and that's it. It's like horrible in every other instance
If I was gonna take you this bush
I like the call I think all I have my R button
What if I just stand here and see if Kale randomly shows up?
Oh my god.
90% of Gamble is quit before they hit it big!
Always Gamble!
No, you're good, you got the win, you got the win.
I don't even care, I don't even care!
Help me, help me, mommy!
I'm pretty sure I lost money by doing that, by the way, instead of just farming.
I'm checking her KDA really quick, 2-5.
He's right here.
Oh, near sighted.
So cool.
Oh my god.
Oh, right.
I should have told you they were hot on my tail.
What the fuck?
You let him kill me.
I forgot to mention that.
Sorry.
We lost so much that they dropped us really low.
All right
We deserve this okay after that last game. Yeah, but I think they dropped this too low. Oh
But that I'm so that's no your boys please my egg my egg
My egg I am a butter but the baby. I'm big man
I feel like if I just press R and just walk through I'll find a kill.
I'm so sad.
Wait, this Briar hurts!
There you go, I'm gonna frown.
Oh my god.
Wait, this fire hurts!
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, that guy's got full authority.
That guy will fuck you up.
Oh, thank god he would.
I didn't have smite. You must come here and pick him up.
I'm just trying to... You know what I mean?
Oh yeah, don't worry. Roll, build in the mouth.
You guys got that.
That's not that. I'm on the other side, you're done.
He's like, watch on me!
That's awful.
Uh-oh, spaghetti.
What?
Oh, I don't like this at all.
Ooh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, come back here. Oh, man.
All right, what you can give you all this when you need charges right here right here right here. Right here. Give you give you
Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What what?
My room use the use this record me
Classic Michael distracting you
oh I suck always oh I don't know what you're thinking man
which is probably thinking I'm really strong I'll kill anyone but full
Avalyte's not very survivable.
It's actually really nice of her because I need to use my Wind Slash.
Don't die this castor.
Oh yeah, maybe.
Oh, I don't mind.
There's a kill.
Oh, I didn't kill him.
There's a kill.
Yeah, of course we could be over the wall here.
Okay, I'll clean him up.
Oh
Oh, I didn't kill him. Oh what he ulted in
I'm a bad my bed. I was I was gonna try to do some play where I save the wind slash for for Quinn like a dumb
We like go for more no don't go for more don't go for more
Yeah
No, I think it's more like, I think it's bad to feel everything in their jungle though,
getting hit that early.
What do you think of being underbolt?
Everyone keeps telling me to do it.
Why?
I've tried it one time, and it was terrible.
Oh.
I ain't never thought about it like that.
It helps you win 1v1s, and then you lose every single teamfight,
because you're throwing the game with a bad build.
I think like, if you're going to play specifically for split, I could see it.
It is a funny build though. It reminds me when I played sort of the Diviner then. Where you
jump in and crit everybody. But I definitely don't think it's good. It helps you specifically
in the moderately squishy vs moderately squishy 1v1.
Wait, make sure to take them like a little bit seriously.
They have Kale casted them so they can actually win.
If we like fuck around too hard.
Coming mid.
Oh, I'm getting, I mean the next dragon is in one play.
As long as I'm mid laner, it doesn't die right here.
It's all good.
I'm here, I'm here.
Woo!
Well, well, can't see far, do you, I guess.
Do you guys want Baron or what?
I wanna kill this cat.
Ah, I thought this cat.
I'm taking camps.
Oh, nice! Nice!
Oh.
Oh, he can't reach.
Oh.
Sold?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, it's holding 30.
Okay, I go do the thing.
I kind of want to just stand right here and kill someone, but it can actually be a throw.
Sorry.
All right, dragon soul, well your blues up
We will be going to fight yeah
They're literally in between our towers.
What's going on?
Okay, you know what, fuck it, let's fight.
I need ulti.
I can't ulti.
I need ulti.
Please come back.
Stay calm.
What do you mean?
That was mine!
What do you mean?
That was mine!
You're so selfish.
Oh, I need that man. Look at my score.
Hey, I'm not going over here. I need to get this for me.
No, I need this minion to make up for it.
I thought we're making him bear alone.
Oh, come on. Have fun.
Hello?
Ooh.
I
Missed up I try to wall hop
Yeah
Just one so hard
Thanks, what's that bell
I
Can I can do
What else super stomp what the heck
You guys didn't have a jungle that like was jungling
Mid got two solo kills hopcat like six I didn't have to do anything back here
I was satisfied.
We all won our lanes.
I faced him when I was playing with my friends.
And then he wasn't be humming for no reason.
He was rude.
Never mind, I checked the damage charts.
We all know what happened.
That was satisfying.
Will he beat you?
Okay, I'll take it.
One more, one more.
Can I be the E.K.A.
No, I'll never be him.
I'll just try harder.
I'm gonna play you
I'm gonna play Jenna
Play Swain. I guess I'm a big cat. Yeah
You got the ball?
I don't think he did. What else is it you mean?
Where did you find the subject?
What is it fantastic yeah, no, I feel like the
Up into the dice we hit
You want a replay look
I think it's like a monster penis and he was intimidated
Me neither, but it's like
Yeah, that's crazy. I said, yeah, I got the aura and then did it. I wasn't even talking about the dice
I was just talking about the legality twice, but I think it's because I got like a monster penis, and he was intimidated
The pantheon oh
Yeah
Yeah, whoa
I think we could see you. Yeah, I did it!
I did it!
I got five.
Ooh, Shaco.
Incorrect.
What's the best in channel support?
I think Karma is technically better right now, but Nami is like generally the most played
and effective with every comp.
Janna is fucking broken.
I think Janna is the worst.
Not really bad.
I'm gonna play Nami.
I might really have her in three games in a row.
Oh wait, we have an AD mid, so I like Janna if you play here you fall into the support
There's a good opportunity for me to practice Jax's play support, ever.
Oh, yeah, I came to the play-nami.
Okay.
I love you, player.
Your first strike.
They played Mundo Junko.
Oh
I need going E
Yeah, and I realized
Okay, I got most of the rooms
Dude, there's still little time now.
I barely have time to look up like what Jax is supposed to do against Yone.
I had to like pull this up on my second water.
I think I got most of it.
Lethal tempo, middle, left, middle, down, down, bottom, right, bottom, right.
I had the wrong defense room.
I think with this, all you do is, after a few moments, just try to doubleheat the wave
and we're roam.
Because that matchup is going to eventually turn unplayable.
I don't know how to play this lane, but...
Oh, this is a heal game, boys.
Also, don't worry, I'm playing Shaco.
I will be mid or top in like the first minute.
I don't know how to play shake on the new one the timers all different
I'm a little sick.
You didn't know?
He paid.
Oh yeah, am I winning early?
I was getting sick.
Yeah.
Wow, so pretty.
Oh, where did my health go?
Jax is a BS champion to Yone and Yasuo
I mean, he... I picked first
He picked into me, I don't know what's going on there
He must be a Yone one trick or something
I just really wanna play it
I got...
Oh, oh
I didn't get her, I didn't get her, I'm sorry
No, you're all...
Albert, who is Sheldon one for me?
Sure
We can just kill the guy in front of you
I'm coming. The next bubble for sure.
Oh, he's not there.
Okay, you don't have to even bubble them there if you do.
Oh, shit. It's hard.
I still think I'm here. I think I'm still here.
Nice.
your mana for her heals and that's it.
What?
Oh my god.
What is this?
Hey look she said Gucci!
Gucci you got this.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
Oh my god you got it you got it you got it.
I should not reflowable.
I was scared.
Let's push.
I was also
I thought why the hell not?
I used up all my heal
yep
did she hit it?
I would commit here but I
I just pardoned him
oh god
ooh
You can play Fox, play the game.
Oh, that was like, actually, I didn't say anything about that.
Please back, please back. I'll get it, I'll get it.
Okay, I feel like there's a lot to think about in this lane.
I feel like my character generally wins this, though.
Okay, the jungler's definitely down here.
And probably invading my block side if you guys are...
Let me check it out.
I'm just wondering if you can check my bot side in case you're already seen.
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine, dude.
Yeah, I'm sure you're okay.
Most important role in the game?
That makes sure I don't fall behind?
Yeah, don't forget that.
You're Scarra! You're gonna be great, man. I believe in you. You're a legend, yeah.
I'm not gonna get dove.
My thing, you should be behind to make it even.
If I had to guess, I feel like Yone players are very likely to do a level 6 instantly level up his R and then use it on me,
and I'll catch him off guard by flashing laterally and then stunning him. Deal? It'll look sick. It'll look sick.
So he'll it sticks off of the like the next couple creeps
I don't know exactly when and it'll instantly all and I'll flash it and I'll kill him
I didn't know oh
Wait, I don't have awesome. Well, you guys really gotta let me jump into my own death thinking I'd fly
That's below even for you guys
He has no ult.
Oh my god.
I don't have anything.
Oh my god, I'm slow.
I was going to use one more heal on you and...
Yeah, I have no mana left.
Wait, doesn't this guy have ignite?
Oh, he can be here.
Here we go.
You want me to just come in careful?
I can't help you.
This is life and life.
We should call that better you than me, you know?
Oh, he hit me again!
Oh, it's the freest kill top
I'm so low. I can't get there in 40 seconds. Oh, okay. I have to get all red buff first
Just to heal up not even just to get it
He has no alt-layer sums
Are you gonna have a shove back or are we dying?
Oh it's gonna shove into me and then you jump in
And then Gigi
She couldn't, she could not have, yes
She's really feel like I yeah give it give it go
What oh
So rocket did flash out my flash in place like a dumbass
I know I'm roaming but I'm still gonna roll.
He has one HP.
Check here.
Nice, I don't have all yet but...
Oh!
Dog, dog time!
Dog time!
Yup.
Ooh!
Nice!
Good job!
I flashed in place.
My left hand was faster than my right hand.
oh man let us push with the space Jody has granted us I think the jungler is gonna
Well, I actually don't know
Are you sure Albert? No, I'm Loma. I don't know. I'm just a trade
I'm here
You have me scarra. Oh, yeah
I don't know if I should do enough damage
I actually don't know how to take these trades, you press this E to get away and I have to,
I guess I just can't use my E first.
Oh my god, he missed.
Yeah, I don't really know what to do.
I'm on the bubble right
Yeah, I think I'll always press a second I guess I was going to have him in trade and until he's forced to use e
You guys can swap
Yes, I wonder if I win if I just press just just going with Q straight up
I missed anyway, I missed anyway
I want to read
Mundo is bot side
Oh
Right she has just a thing that heals everything. I suck. Yeah, well she didn't thought she's R. Yeah, check the dragon
She's a bot. I also like used my E when I said I wasn't going to
Hey, you guys won't use one of yours. Oh god, but I'm so bad. Oh
I I feel like I win by just like playing standard and boring and I can't keep doing the things
I'll help
Okay
Are you going to kill her?
Oh sorry I was just auto-facing.
I'm not used to playing in chanters so far.
He's going to break your toes.
I wish I could teleport with you yeah we should play Zyra or Recon.
Oh we want to be like that.
You gotta change your names first if we're gonna do that.
How does that hurt Recon?
Right, right.
Never mind, never mind.
I said I never mind.
I'm cool.
I'm gonna figure out what it is.
It's boring.
Yeah, but like he's not in the spot where it's kind of hard.
I know.
How much gold do you get for one turret point?
Buy a sweeper, double-queue the lane and just constantly walk top of that.
Oh, that's...
Oh, well...
I'm not gonna...
Oh my god!
What?
Oh my god!
No, oh my god, I'm so close.
What the fuck is that guy?
That was reverse.
Ooh, let's go, Descara.
Oh my god, this guy does so much damage to you.
I was watching and I was like, does he even use that that bad?
I'm kind of getting owned. I don't really know what I'm doing in this matchup.
No, no, no, no, this champ is broken, like, straight up.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh my god, I wasn't paying attention, I was looking at my items.
I'm not gonna do this.
Oh, they're not gonna assist, really.
So fucking bad. I'm gonna have to cry whatever. I don't really care guess what I'm back
They don't know they can't see my next move because I can't see my next move
Oh
Oh wow, I'm so weak my Q doesn't kill
I was just letting him back and take turret.
Oh.
Oh!
What?
Huh?
You were targeted by the tower.
Oops.
I'm quite some time.
Wait.
How?
Wait, I feel like I only heard the beep once, am I zoning out?
No, it's okay.
Okay, so we both have our first full item now.
We have only three seconds going now.
Okay, yeah, I'll see you.
I wonder if my first item is better than his first item.
I'm coming off.
I can't get past that anymore if I upgrade.
Coming, Lily.
Or
Our team is so far ahead
She does everything.
Yeah, she does.
Her E didn't used to give damage with spells.
Okay, if I want to be like really boring, I can just sit here.
Aw, wait, oh my god, I actually didn't know that.
I thought I was just auto-attacking.
You could be only auto-attacking now.
Oh my god, wait, I'm getting like mad kited.
What the hell?
She's nice. She's super fun. Everyone loves playing.
Wait a second.
Wow, okay, that was actually like untradable.
I'm running bot.
I'm not running bot.
Okay, you got him.
Wait, I'm definitely like so dead.
Doing dragon.
Are we sure that my champion counters this champion?
I feel like it's unplayable.
Or maybe I just fumbled the early game too hard.
ARF ARF ARF ARF!
Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wharrh ha ha ha.
Nice, nice.
Aha Aahaha.
What I hinted at.
Great.
I'm a bluesy.
You are?
Uuuuhmmmmmmmmm...
I thought my clique was out.
Yeah Fremel.
Give him a job.
Oh right.
Oh, I think when you get to tap this tower, this is not safe.
I'm trying to get out.
What's that?
What is that?
I don't know.
Is that Rai stuff?
That's crazy.
The score is 4 to 19.
My team is all super fed.
I'm just sitting here getting dicked on in the top lane.
I'm even in CS, but I can't win a single fight against this guy.
What the heck? Oh, wait, he got me.
Oh my god, what's this guy doing here?
I honestly don't know I got to go top I got to go top
Wait I can't even stop I should have just played ribbon
I feel like this is so easy if I'm ribbon but also if I pick ribbon we have all AD and
actually now we have one AP here it's doable I didn't want a world where they
pick Malfit and we instantly lose the game
oh oh I'm kind of down the floor you have that much mana
oh he's he's he's giving something over here whoa super over super over we're
just gonna chill chill till they come in we're gonna chill we're gonna chill
We're gonna chill right here right here right here
I was trying to leave
Oh, I got a so please I hit the other one. Oh, you're only gonna join us team. I'm shocked
No, wait, I'm oh my god. Um, wait a second. I I miss everything
I'll be up in three seconds and I get the rolling
Oh, and you get out. Oh, I like that. I like that
Man, APjacks does not feel very good.
Maybe I'll just say fuck it, I'll just go APjacks.
No, I already know that Moon is going to stack on the armor.
Oh, I don't have to hit the Mundo, so maybe it's fine.
A block to Q, a reflash.
Okay, I'm so proud of Jerry, she's all afide, she's popping off in the mid lane, I'm sure
it'll go ahead.
Wait, holy shit, I melt turrets though.
Wait, what the heck?
Oh, yeah, I do.
Wait, I got that Vulture in, like, over there.
Yeah!
I stay ever!
That's kind of awesome.
Wait a second, someone took my blue buff.
Huh?
Who was that?
Devon needs it. She uses mana, so, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
We're gonna do dragon. Yeah, yeah. We said they're going straight over.
To the dragon.
Oh my god, how did that work?
Don't worry, I'm AP.
Nice.
Good work guys, good work.
Alright, what's he gonna do?
I don't know how to go on and then kill two troops.
We look like we're making a summoning circle with theory up and my dogs.
Okay, that's pretty interesting.
AP Jax just like one chats the...
I'm pretty relaxed right now.
I look at you and I look at the other...
Just got 10 deaths.
I think you dive on Jody's screen four times in a row.
Yeah, it's been really nice though.
I said please, please.
Yeah, I guess it's that AP scaling.
There's so much damage.
Oh, I like that I get to play Zonya. Zonya's my favorite item in the game.
Oh, my Q only has an AD ratio. That's why.
That's why it does no damage. I get it.
I'll do it.
We need one of our trusty AD.
Who's that?
Our trusty AD.
That AD.
Oh nice. Albert, don't deal with that guy.
All right, yeah.
Sorry, I have to fight. I do not have to fight. I do not have to fight.
Wow, that was very important.
Kill me though. You have to kill me though.
Oh, hey, I did him.
Wait, he keeps, he keeps back in.
Oh wait what a silence actually
He got he got he got he got he got me lock it
I'm a med what a silence
I need it for my support items so I can support you better.
I forgot to gumblid the young.
I will be top.
I have TP.
If you need me, I need you to sing the chorus to golden.
the way I'll know to go in. They gotta hit the high note. Otherwise I'm not too peeing.
Okay okay. That's uh, that's a bot. That's a bot. I know she can hit high notes.
Wait, that's Gara. No, no, no. I, I, I got octaves. I, I can't do the high notes.
What do you mean? You can sing it in your key. Nope.
Mmmmm. Mmmmm.
I smell you Jody. Wow.
They know where I am. She's almost literally almost sad. That's so sad.
Well, I'm gonna ult him.
Wait, careful. Okay.
Why does he keep doing this?
Uh, walk away, walk away. There's a lot of people here.
He keeps leaving.
Hey, I'll fuck with you.
I'm solid. I think a little bit. Hold up.
Boxhawks would enjoy Gragas.
If they replaced Gragas's aesthetic with like...
Irelia? Maybe?
Okay, I like what we're doing.
Oh!
Mingo's...
Athenias!
I can't see us.
Oh my god.
Oh, Joe.
meet me look me look me look me look me
what the hell?
you're speeched
where'd it go?
have no fear
I
Am here to stop this dragon if you do I put that word there if you don't move my back
I believe you actually killed someone yeah
What the fuck it's chasing you
It's Jack's hot. Oh, I don't think he's hot. I think he's like kind of cool at least
I do wish that instead of like a fisherman with 12 eyes he was more like a beautiful woman with a blade
But I sign you're welcome for not taking it, you know
Oh
You're welcome for bare minimum
Okay, no someone's not getting heels anymore. I'm a little nice. I could consider it
Hey, scar
All right guys, I have to switch bot and you'll never see me again. Oh enjoy
Someone someone clear top
Oh.
What about Mbessa? No, she's...
She can break me in a better way.
A hard team to siege against.
Yeah, we gotta split push.
Yeah.
I'm like hella good for splitting. Let me do it.
Okay.
Just push and pressure Baron.
I'm gonna go stop it.
Yeah, you can just shove it all the way.
I don't have to be though, because I'm greedy and I have...
matter, we will play with three.
What happens?
Guys in the mid, you guys can knock your spot.
No worries, you never get caught, ever.
I got on.
It's g...oh.
Oh my god.
I took someone to kill him.
Oh my god.
Run!
Oh, what the hell?
Nice kill!
Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
Yeah, yeah, keep pushing.
Yeah, I'm healing you, not because you asked me to, because the game demands it.
Oh, thank you so much for putting differences aside for the game.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Oh, you're going back after I healed you?
Oh, they might be on it, but... I don't think so...
Yeah, we can take a look. Should we just, like, force a fight there?
I think we lose. Like, the Mundo is enormous, so we have to kill, like...
We have to flank, essentially. Like, Jody and you have to get really great.
God, oh god, oh god, oh god!
Okay, we have to flank, essentially.
Like, Jody and you have to get really great.
God, oh god, oh god, oh god!
I'm okay, I'm okay, well, you just angle was kinda good.
Hard, hard, run, run, run.
Um, like, I kinda wanna buy, though.
I thought that's a strange goal, but I should buy.
Keep vision on it, Lily.
I'm gonna stage bot.
ITP.
Right, Lily.
can someone check to make sure they're not on it they're on it they're on it
ah
oh
he kills her rock
Oh
Car you you might be the goat. No, there was one. I if she's if she's not comfortable
Wording it. She should come that she can't order it
All right, guys, we're fighting this. Luckily fine. This guy is a beast. You should do one wave top Jody and back
Yeah, let's say I find the scars the beast
Cause if she's unable to ward it, I'll hang around just to make sure they're not doing it.
Alright, let's group up for the soul.
Oh
You skip that I like that
Oh shit, I have so many huber stats.
Ah!
What?
I actually could have jumped, I didn't think I needed to, but I totally could have just
ward hopped.
I love the sound the skin makes it so funny.
It's probably a top-time relaxing of the Ruggers' games I've had.
He said that?
But she's been asked to do stuff four times this game?
Hey, and are we winning?
Off the back of that steel, yeah, I guess.
I contributed in my own way.
Albert was like, Lily, warred the Baron.
That's what he said. Okay, so I completely, I just heard Lily and then nothing else.
I like him. She's like saying his own name.
And it's like, oh, are you kidding me on that thing?
I mean, it's like so much.
Is this their item?
One can argue because I didn't want it.
They felt safe doing it, you know, and then would you need would scar I could get the kill?
I, yeah, yeah.
I just remember hearing everything.
Lily warned that up?
No, no, and then I just heard Lily!
I swear.
And I'm like it probably wasn't anything to do with that.
I don't want to ask if they're repeated.
Oh.
Oh yes girl, it's back door.
Fuck it.
Oh yeah, just front door, front door.
Wait, how did Jody survive?
Nice.
Yeah, actually.
If you can in the area
Yeah, we don't think I'm now I can keep it later. I don't think I'm
Okay, okay guys, this is where you fight this where you fight
Like
I'm so bad at remembering Scar has us
What just happened?
Shut up.
I'm too relaxed, I'm too relaxed.
Grab it on over Rift Maker?
Sure.
Can my character's backdoor? I don't know how tanky the turrets are.
I feel like I can.
I was good at Baron.
I don't know, will we, are we up for that? Oh, we are! Oh my God!
Yeah, if they come I can just TP and end the game.
Do the turrets still get really tanky if there's no minions nearby? Is that still a thing?
Uh, I actually don't know.
Looks like if you look at that, it has like 60 armor and 60 magic.
Okay, so it doesn't have that anymore?
No idea.
You run up here!
Coming!
My items are so illegal by the way.
yeah I will just start it oh yeah I started sir yeah quickly there you're
he's pushing okay he's teething
oh wait don't do that you're not gonna do that you're not the bearer
ah my flash was enough
Oh my god!
Aw, we can't end, just leave, just leave Scar.
Oh, okay, kill one turret.
Sure.
Oh, I can't do that.
Okay, just leave, just leave.
I tried, I tried, she's coming back!
She just walked to you!
Just leave.
Ah?
Aren't you in vision?
No way he just let you do that.
What is this?
Yeah, we can just like look at this
What scars staying I feel like there's a very high chance scar dies here. I would I would agree with this
No
That's a rock out of the game team.
How do you believe for that?
Hey, good job Jody.
As by far the newest League of Legends player, she did a stand out performance.
I'm so hungry guys, I can't play anymore.
Hey, that was a good LG.
That was a good LG, you know I like that.
That was fun guys.
Oh wait, you want to play a little bit?
Let's play again sometime.
That was fun.
Thanks for the games.
Good night.
Very well.
Good night.
Bye.
All right.
Cool.
We got our League of Legends win, and we got our dice win.
If you guys missed it, I did the dice rolling stream.
Really should have died twice.
Here's the exact moment that we hit this.
I committed to rolling five dice until they all
ended on the same number.
We were doing it in between League of Legends matches
while I was walking the lane.
And look I think it's like a monster penis and he was intimidated
Yeah, it was like the our first nice one I came to look at this
Yeah
They were after saying I had a monster penis
God I'm so cool or at least I felt felt cool in that moment
All right
cool
Good day today actually like really good day if you guys missed the tft part of the day new patch today new patch didn't seem so bad
We went uh...
6431411
Dude, it actually would have been 1111 if I didn't-
Oh!
This is the game where I skipped middle A3. Oh my god.
Oh.
I don't want to think about it.
But aside from that, it was pretty good.
We hit 1,000 LP, almost 1,100.
Any tubers?
I feel like they were all tubers, every first.
Every single one of these firsts was like neck and neck.
In the 10 Noxus first place, my opponent was 50 gold with 8 T-hexes, and we should like
sit there and pray that he missed.
In this first place with Demacia and this first place with Shadow Isles, both of them
were like, I felt like I'd be lucky if I got fourth, and it was somehow miraculously
clutch two final fights to win. It was like I was massively the underdog and we somehow
found the one positioning that wins. Both of them had like insane final fights where I
did like a crazy positioning play to win. Alright, anyway. I'm sad after today. Good
climb maybe like 1200 tomorrow I'll send you guys over to somebody else is scar
playing and still
there's an insult on tft 15 hours stream from Karum ex Jesus I hope he's doing
okay
yeah I think we're good
wait this guy got a 3 star t-hacks wait what the heck? let me see that
oh no and then our angel
alright let me see this yours sucks no it's not yours
Evans he just like
Thru-star T-han.
Fucking splits into like fucking 10 or something.
What the fuck is that, bro? Like...
Wait, that's actually crazy.
I'd be so tilted if I was in his spot.
Did you guys see what I glanced back like...
Two minutes? Look at...
Look at the HP bars.
How do you go forth from this spot...
With this much HP? Like, I'm not saying it's a jab at him.
I'm saying, like, that has to be crazy on lucky matchmaking.
Like...
In two fights he could be already in the top two if matricing went well
Even if like this
One HP guy wins out it should still be like a third at worst
Was actually said that's fourth
Must have been crazy unlucky matric and his board looks good level nine. You know our two set two. I
Used to this trouble prismatic
How do you win against that you're not supposed to win against that
But you're supposed to kill the player before they get to TX3.
If someone is able to accumulate that many resources, then they deserve to win.
Especially like in Trial Prismatic, it's like decently common, I think.
Alright, anyway, I got to send you guys over to somebody.
Let me look through the directory.
Who's still alive?
I don't know anyone.
Maybe T-Lades?
Oh, League of Legends.
What the heck?
Wait.
I thought that all these TFT streamers were playing League of Legends because they didn't like the patch.
Why are they now still playing League of Legends?
Maybe League of Legends is really fun.
I mean, it was pretty fun.
I enjoyed playing today.
Wait, I'm the number one League of Legends streamer.
I'm back baby!
I didn't realize.
It must be a slow day.
But I can't believe I'm on top.
Usually I'm like fourth.
We did it.
We beat Sneaky.
It's like the good old days.
Alright, Skar's still going?
still going? Scar is still playing. Alright, I'll send you guys over to Scar. Ohhhh. Oh,
he dead. Ooh, that's awkward. Alright, anyway. Oh, whoa! Sorry. That's where I was rolling
my dice. Sorry, that's not just like an ass cam, just so we're clear. That wasn't an ass
cam. That was where I was rolling the dice, and it just happened to be pointed at the
ass part of a mouse pad that I was given as a gift. I don't normally have mouse pads
with women's asses on it. This was just the one that I was given for free, just
So we're clear.
You guys wanna see it again?
All right, let me zoom out.
If you wanna see the mouse pad.
All right, I see you guys over at Scarra.
Thanks for watching today.
Pretty good day.
I don't know what else to say, but then I'll see you
tomorrow with a 1200.
Have a great night, everybody.
When you get the Scarlet Stream, you can go ahead and type, uh, uh, type, uh, uh, you
can type.
Oh, I know.
You can type.
Be careful!
If you die in-game, I die in real life.
Please, value my life.
Boom.
The letter of the day, for those of you guys that actively follow the letter of the day,
the letter of the day is,
in my opinion, one of the sexier
letters of the alphabet. That's right.
C.
That's not the sexiest letter. I think C is maybe third. Yeah, I think it's third.