Thank you.
you
What do you remember?
lmao
All right, if you can hear me, tip 100.
Let's begin.
I climbed a bit off stream, that might better mean a lot.
eleven forty two
at least for now it feels like a good grass patch
We went outside to eat today and we sat by a starbucks on the way back and the brister
wrote enjoy your enjoy.
What does that mean?
Hello man without culture, thanks for the prime.
Anyway, hello everybody.
Was your last stream all winning?
Ah, it was mostly all winning.
I'll show you guys the match history, it looks really good.
Look at this, sheesh!
We have like the stonks graph and maybe the brista needed the coffee.
Farming the ladder all the good players through PVE.
Oh is that what's happening?
Is everybody farming PVE?
Oh no.
You're telling me these aren't actually real wins?
Oh, well, boy, I'm brain dead.
I meant to play two buyers.
It's because regional's next patch and changes are so big.
Oh, I see.
Oh no, maybe these are fraudulent wins.
I have noticed that I've been playing low elo lobbies the entire day.
So that would actually make sense.
I've been playing lobbies where everybody is like 500 LP average.
Well, good for me I guess.
But it actually does explain a lot.
I have a Niko 2 guaranteed.
Speedy double kill.
I kinda like the idea of Draven here with Tempo.
I think I'm down.
Duke for Niko too.
Okay, so...
Duke this.
Hmm.
I should kind of regret doing that.
Eh.
That's not okay, not about the decision.
I kind of regret it because I was thinking like oh maybe I should have stayed here for
Draven.
But nah I think it makes sense to just dip to win streak.
It's not even like I'm behind in gold, came at the cost of 2 gold.
Yeah, I mean it definitely helps to win right now.
Charles is probably not charismatic. There are two versions of it.
Someone's five.
Oh god, okay. Don't face the little fag guy.
If Draven can print me one gold this turn, it's so good.
Darius over Draven, so strong.
He needs to get three kills here, and should be doable.
Come on Draven, just get three kills.
Uh-oh.
I think Briar stole a kill.
Oh yes, he printed.
Not only do I make Econ, I also get Darius next turn.
so huge. Did Boxbox do the dice rolls? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did, baby. Wait, who was there?
How many of you guys were there for the dice roll? The sixes. The five, sixes. God, what
a moment. How's burning work? Every 13, oh, every 11 stacks of adoration. You got one
on an assist, two on a kill. So if Draven's are only carry, he actually prints fairly
Yeah, we'll just play a good old driven fast nine. I
Feel like if you're good at the game, it's almost impossible to bought four in this spot. Oh, this is unlucky. I'm facing a little five guy
although I
Will say my dairies is in prime spot to hit everything I
Might actually win this no cap because you have the damage beat my Niko
That's huge.
Can you recreate it for the people that weren't here?
Recreate it.
Oh.
I don't have my camera set up to point at my ass mousepad.
I can show you the clip after this game, if you want to see it.
I can actually maybe pull it up right now.
Let me think about what I want here.
First I want Cloak.
Cloak is the best compromise of
even Shroud or Kraken or Gargoyle.
The whole five guys spent all his gold just to lose.
Well, I mean, he's hustler so I don't even blame him.
Arcanist, Juggernaut, quick striker.
Why did I not hold the quicksugar? Oh, I think I have to sell for Econ.
Yeah, I think I have to sell for Econ.
Oh, Tarp Fury.
Wait, when this...
Here, remind me of this game, I'll show you guys the dice rolls.
Thanks for the subject, Pepe.
Welcome back.
That was a very satisfying game, Draven opener with our good frontline.
I didn't even realize it in the moment, but uh, the Nikko 2 actually does in fact, cause
we get Darius.
She's actually really nice.
I'm really glad I duped.
I was kinda regretting it cause I was like, oh maybe I should save for Driven 2.
Yo, what if I unlocked-
Wait, actually.
No, okay, come on, Elvira, are you really gonna do that instead of just make 30?
Well, I imagine, oh my god, wouldn't, wouldn't Nidalee actually be like a pretty sick flex
play?
How are you?
I'm okay.
I say okay.
I feel like my quality slip is nothing good.
I like wake up feeling really tired.
Some days I just feel like I'm alive and some days I don't.
I don't know what really causes it but I feel like I slept well.
Okay, come on Albert.
You are not going to unlock Nidalee.
No, you totally could though, but it's not worth the money.
It's not worth the money.
There's no Niko in my next shop.
All right, we didn't miss out on anything.
Any fun plans for the weekend?
My roommate's throwing a party.
You guys coming?
A Chinese New Year party?
I don't really know what's going to happen,
but we're just going to have people at our house
hang out. They're probably gonna play TFT in the living room, connected to the TV. I feel
like that's like my friend group's favorite thing to do. Connect a laptop to the TV in
the living room and then just play TFT. Everyone just backsheets one person. Click the egg!
Wow, wait, this is perfect.
I should have like perfect items, what the heck.
I have like Gargoyle to unlock Skardnir.
Uh, do I require leveling up for any of these matchups?
I don't think so.
I'm gonna say I don't think so.
I hope I'm not wrong.
If I'm wrong, this is a big throw, but like, it does cost me two full econ to level here.
Okay, here's hoping that they just can't kill my mommy Niko.
Like she's so thick.
I mean, it's a Niko 2 with gargoyle and spear visage, right?
They shouldn't be able to kill us.
I think pyromaniac is reasonable if my goal is just to streak, definitely can't be indecisioned.
It needs to be something that helps me win right now.
Warlord's honor did just get buffed, but I think pyromaniac makes more sense.
I think best friends also make sense.
AD, AD, AP, AD, AD, AD, AP.
i'll do best friends
ayo wait what
wait what a shop i didn't realize
what the hell
i didn't realize i just hit the jackpot
i was like oh my god derrius score and then there's a whole ass leona two
waiting there looking real cute. Do you have any advice for new streamers?
Yeah I mean I actually really enjoy studying like how a streamer can grow
and like how like you know you know how people like study the TFT meta. I enjoy
studying the Twitch meta in my free time. I enjoy seeing what people do to
like get big or like grow stream. Do you have any more specific questions?
Because it's hard for me to just be like oh generally do this because like
If you're interested in streaming, I'm sure you've heard all the generic bullshit advice.
Have good branding, collab, post on social media, engage your audience, you've heard
all that.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares about that.
That's all standard.
If you have any directed specific questions, I can answer them.
Do you think it's hard to grow naturally?
There's a V-Budding epidemic right now.
Oh, bro, viewbotting's been a thing for forever.
Uh, I wouldn't be surprised if it was more, more than before.
Wait, viewbotting's been a thing for forever.
Uh, in general, it's just very hard to grow on Twitch because there's like five billion streamers on the, on the, uh, platform.
There's like literally over a million streamers.
I say like an exaggeration, like, oh, there's like a million streamers, like there's literally like 10 million streamers on Twitch.
And then there's only really room for, like,
You know, I don't know how many millions of viewers there are,
but there's only enough room for like streamers
to average like five viewers, maybe less.
So like, you can imagine how the average viewers
it was like five or less, then it's really hard
to like have more than that.
You have to be above average, right?
Like imagine your plat rank in streaming.
I gotta think about what I want here.
I feel like it's still cloak.
Last thing, Glob is fine.
Last Whisperer, Infinity Edge, Guard Bricker.
I think I'm just leveling.
this many upgrades and stuff like crazy.
Let them mark around my Darius.
Okay anyway.
Yeah like imagine like TNT ranks like oh like Platinum is average, Diamonds above average,
Masters is way above average, Challengers like really above average.
In the world of Twitch, if you're like Platinum rank, that's like 5 Duries.
So is it hard to grow organically?
I mean there's just a lot of streams on the platform, it's oversaturated.
I feel like there are zero streamers that got big without being like lucky and skilled
What the fuck just happened to my board
Wait, what the heck I just got eviscerated by double t-hex
I fully admit it. I was hella lucky for my stream to grow. I actually happened to be
a guy who liked playing League of Legends and happened to be good at the game and I
got extremely lucky. I went from like 3 viewers to like a thousand because of like a very
lucky viral event. The viewership eventually died down from that 1,000 peak and then
And I had to like learn how to regrow the audience organically and it took a long time.
Wait, actually though, what the heck?
Oh, Piltover Emblem into Rush T-Hex, that's how you did it.
Okay, my slots should still be fine.
I have natural so many upgrades, I think I have like a pretty free ticket to 9.
I really want to roll for a Draven too, but I shouldn't press it that hard.
Boba yippee. Oh, I would never have Boba this early. It's way too early for Boba.
This is a coffee, although it's a bit too sweet.
I've started making my coffee at home. Well, make.
I put the pod in the machine and then I press the coffee button.
I'm not actually making it but I started doing coffee at home and now like whenever Annie gets Starbucks
She picks me up something and it's always it's always too sweet, but
This is like
It's making me realize that I've definitely had really sweet coffee my whole life
If every time we get Starbucks, I just feel like it's too sweet. This isn't even like one of the sweeter options
This is a brown sugar oat milk shake in espresso
Which is like pretty standard
I forgot to unlock Skarner!
Oh my god, Ornn.
Fuck! I forgot to unlock Skarner!
Oh, actual big blunder.
Alright, I'm down to a sec this turn.
I'm gonna stack this turn.
Okay, I almost didn't notice the Ornn in time.
I can't believe I forgot.
I was too busy yapping, man.
Did I keep my mouth shut and focus on my turn first?
Okay, hopefully I don't lose for it.
Okay, nice.
I didn't lose.
I'm gonna go 8 and roll a little bit.
I just need a driven 2, but I don't want to roll on 7.
Reinforcement.
Whatever reinforcement, just take a scurn or two and go home.
Or go 9. I think it's worth it.
Duo Q is also interesting.
Chance of Kendrick, Chance of Senna, Chance of Fiddle. Oh, I think it's Duo Q.
There's a lot of legendaries that are really good here.
Fiddlesticks is good.
Two rods is unlucky.
As much as I would love to do an S-Zero player, with these items, I'm definitely just going
to keep it standard.
I think I'm just like chilling on this to nine.
the Orn Artifact.
I can't play the Fiddle yet because I'm greeting an Orn proc.
A little Angelic Kano, thanks to the Prime.
Can you play the Positioning?
Mmmmm.
Alright, best friends, and then after that it's like, this bottom right corner and
this tank spot is like a really classic combo.
It's like the furthest away, I'll give you an example.
If I was here, then if they stacked left side, Darius might not tank in time.
So this is like the most central, it's the furthest away the tank can be from your carry
without like trolling.
I don't know how to explain it.
So like here, it's the furthest out my tank can be without like getting my driven
killed.
Do you need Leona?
Uh, not really, but I think Leona 2 is better than Fiddle 1.
Okay, that might actually be wrong, but I'm guessing that it's better.
Maybe I could solo low for Econ, and I could just wrap it on the Fiddle immediately.
What's your plan?
Uh, I'm sure I can go 9. Go 9 and play this.
The reason why I wanted to stay so healthy, um, in stage 3 was so that I can just stack all of stage 4.
I want to roll like almost none on stage 4. That's why I was like debating reinforcement.
Reinforcement, just instance runner 2.
I mean if I knew I was going to get double rod and also missile the legendaries, I would have taken it.
How was the guy you faced low on 4 to a zero and a zero two and a two on nine?
Oh, I mean, he's dead.
Like patient study, sack, every single round,
and then I'm pretty sure he's dead at TX.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's dead at TX.
Hmm. I could slam my gun blade right now, but will it really do anything?
Do you do coaching sessions for new players? Nope. I'm a really bad coach.
I've only ever coached people like because it's like something fun to do on stream. I've never
coached people to actually help them get better. I'm definitely like a bad coach. You saw how
I'm in the boxbox bash. I coached three students and we placed by far the worst of all the
teams. I'm gonna kill like zero units here.
Oh wait, actually, I'm killing a few.
Come on, Draven, you can do it, buddy.
Nah, you can't do it.
It's okay.
I'm sure that all these rounds I sacked for this ordinary artifact was worth it.
I'm sure it warrants about to give me a crazy artifact.
Boom, Flickerblade or something?
RC.
Let me think about this.
Hmm.
Oh my god, fuck that's gonna lock Trinimere.
I definitely already have my board in mind.
I'm not going to pivot off this idea.
I'm the only player who's making it to 9 this easily, because I had so much HP to
Okay, I'm pretty sure I have to stack one more.
Yeah we do have Trinir Abyss.
Okay, it's gonna be a bit scary, but this is just how I'm pretty sure you're supposed
play the game you sack one around here and then you hit your whole board and
everybody else is like level eight I guess TX guys gonna go nine but TX guy
well you already knew takes guys gonna win the game
at the sack one and then I can go all in if I go all in now I just like it's
just not enough money to hit my legendaries
Think about your Senna and Kindred items.
I do need a source of anti-heal.
Oh wow, I have zero sources of anti-heal.
Wow.
Ah, shit.
I think I have to go against Zeus.
i.e.
Wow, I'm like super not happy about this items.
Zero anti-heal.
I guess Leona's my anti-heal.
I could have gotten TG plus like AP items, but that's also kind of weird.
Okay, honestly at least I faced the TX guy now because if I lost to someone else and
and then I spike and then I face takes guy, I'll still lose.
Alright, focus. Big girl down.
Okay, I got most of the pivot done, gotta fix my items a bit.
Uh, yo, what's going on here?
Why is his tank in my ass?
And why is my tank in his ass?
Aw, man, I could have won this better positioning.
Fuck.
That's just that I didn't finish my turn in time, Diff.
I'm missing a swing.
If I finish my turn, I don't want to win that. God damn it. I mean, it's my fault though.
It's my fault for just like being slow, it was just the positioning gap and item gap.
Fuck, losing one life here is so bad, that's probably like minus two placements.
What?
How did- are you kidding me?
I went to both of my carries. What the heck? What? How did he do that?
Anti-heal.
Okay, at least my speed double kill is kicking in now, but god damn it man.
He really went with this position and he sneaks to my backline.
Alright, I guess this is my bad, that round was not my bad, the other round was my bad.
And if I won the other round I would have speeded up and killed it earlier.
Okay, there we go.
I don't really know how to position this.
It's so sad that I got rabbitons.
Any other item would have been so good.
Hopefully my spot is good.
Alright, I'm definitely very strong now, but I'm one life.
I feel like it's only a matter of time until I get T-hext.
I wonder if Shyvana is tanky enough to one, just like going full Shyvana items here.
Okay, that is all I can do.
If I lose here, there's not much I can do.
Hopefully there's no shenanigans with this in Buster.
Okay.
I'm like so paranoid that they're gonna somehow get to my backline.
Wushin's Senate 2 is really good.
The Kindred 1 is not good, but everything else looks really strong.
Ah, I feel like I played this game mostly perfectly.
That one turn was so bad though, just like not finishing it and losing because of it.
It snowballed too because it cost me like 25 HP.
25 HP is so much in a lobby like this where everyone's low.
Because I lost the first turn because of bad positioning, I didn't speedy double kill
and then I lose the second turn because of that.
Fuck.
Hello, Viera, Senpai, welcome.
Okay, alright, shut up, Albert.
Stop thinking about the tilt.
about how you can still salvage this game. It's not over yet. Is there anything I can
do about the T-Hex? There used to be an anti-T-Hex positioning, but they changed how it works.
Now it's just like overwhelming damage. I think about my item. It's probably going to be a
Sravana item. I already have Thunder, I already have Anti-Hail. If I hit Fiddle 2, we can
consider Fiddle item. Let's roll first. Really, really want Kindred too.
Oh, a Skarner in front of TX is actually pretty good, I'm...
Okay, thank god I get to know my exact matchup, I think it's so hard to position best friends.
I should get best friends and best friends now, it's so hard to position best friends
like game on level 9 against a sideswap.
So like thank god I know my exact matchup, it would be really hard to do a full sideswap
but I can just position only my tank.
Skarner in front of T-Hex is probably the answer.
I'm glad it was also a good option.
On who?
Shyvana?
I'd rather just get tank.
I have so much damage already.
Huh!
I managed to evade the T-Hex.
Nice!
If I win this in top 2.
Just to make sure I'm not getting like last seconds fucked on, I'm going to get swin stunned,
it's fine.
I think I should win through overwhelming stats here.
Skarner stun Lucian sent a scales up with Kindred. Oh, well that kindred's scaling up
Nice timing close
Wait he lost
Wait, he lost to my ghost.
Can I win this?
Play it, play the song!
I don't know which one, just any hype one.
Nope, not that one.
This one.
Oh, he wasn't TX2.
Alright, all I can do is put my Skarner in front and hope it's good enough.
He's got a Yordle Silas too.
Alright, I mean, hey, look at that!
My Skarner pulled the TX in, and now the TX is ulting the wrong direction!
Why was my Kindred there?
Hello?
Why was my Kindred in the middle of the map?
Oh, Lucian Senna, you gotta carry this all on your own!
He lives with one, because my Lucian Senna, or because my Kindred, hinted!
Alright, focus, focus.
Third Shyvana item.
Alright, BT is perfect.
Oh wait.
Isn't this guy all AD?
No, not all AD.
Wait, wait, he wants his Bramble, doesn't he?
Okay, he's confirmed not going for the Bramble.
He's not all a all ad
Can't level up
Okay, he gets an artifact here. Oh fuck something's gonna change
Same side. Okay. Alright, run it back.
KINGDRID! I'm watching you! Do not
end! I don't know what happened last time, but just don't do it again. I don't want to
see you in the middle of the map.
Okay, I can't believe he saw his T-Hooks get pulled into the middle of the map
and he didn't do anything about it. His T-Hooks is just dead now.
It's not even close.
Wow, I threw the game on stage 4 with a slow pivot and lost 2 placements, and we still win
out.
Cool.
Nice to beat the TX.
Nah, it actually makes me really angry though.
TX is just so broken.
I can't believe he didn't even move!
He saw me, I specifically, last second pivoted my skarner into his T-Hex's ass and then
pulled him into the middle of the map.
And then he was just like, that's fine, just run it back.
Like I'm pretty sure the moment he will play T-Hex, their brain shuts off and they only
depoll him to the best, the exact best spot.
Like I know for a fact that if he just like moved to the last second to the other
side I probably would have lost if I wasn't ready for it okay well I'll take
the win because I played really badly well I played really well up until this
turn I'll show you guys the turn I went nine yeah this turn right here look
this hello wake up Albert take talk why did you not immediately sell the units
you don't need come on Albert think don't think don't why are you holding you
Nara why are you holding orange you have to roll 70 golden one turn go figure it
out right now come on Albert you didn't even have time to do your items this is
really bad turn I'll tell you guys what I should have done I'll tell you guys I
should have done if you want to learn from this moment I know why I threw the
game here if if this were a higher at you a lobby I would have probably gone
like fourth instead of instead of first you can't justify you can't play
You'll get out positioned by someone or lose a coin flip or get bad RNG.
So on this turn, I know I'm going to go 9.
I pre-level, sure.
I know exactly what I'm playing. I have my team planer set up.
With this amount of money, you should basically allow no substitutions.
If you have low money, you can be a little bit flexible because there's less money to roll.
There's less shops to think about. You're less likely to hit your board.
board so you can justify like oh maybe I should hold this random unaro in case I
hit unaro too it's a replacement but like at this amount of money at this HP
you should just be sell nico sell dae rius sell leona sell ash sell bench like
I all of this should have been gone instantly within the first three seconds
of the turn then I level up why am I rolling one at a time and then like I'm
doing the thing where like as I hit I put the unit in like I hit tarik 2 which
Which is the replacement of Darius, then I put it in.
I hit Lucian Senna, it takes the 9th slot.
I hit Shyvana, it goes in over there, Ashe.
Right, like I'm doing the thing where you like 1 to 1 replace, which is how you do
like a slow pivot.
This is how you do like careful low gold pivots, where you're not exactly sure what
your final board is.
But like in this spot, I know what my final board is, why the hell am I going so
slow?
And then you can see immediately, like I didn't leave like five seconds for me to do items.
I'm like rolling until the very last second and then with three seconds now I'm like okay what
about my items. Thankfully I was already positioned for best friend so it wasn't a complete grief.
But you can immediately see what happens here. I only started doing my items with literally
one second left and the round started. Now watch what happens. I'm like okay uh it's
awkward because now I have, alright, I need to item move Draven and have a few seconds to split up into
three item carries, three item carries. So this is definitely already weaker. And then my optimal
tank is on the left side, which is bad. And that's why I lost this round. Look at this.
I still have my items fairly fast. But like, look at this. Because of my shitty positioning,
because I didn't spend any time thinking about it, my Skarner goes to Narnia.
And then my real carry gets immediately killed. Like, this was an easy win.
This was an easy win if I didn't have my scarner in the wrong spot.
And let me tell you guys why this fight is so impactful.
Okay?
This guy's one life.
I'm speedy double kill.
If I had killed him, I get 40 gold right now and I just hit every single upgrade.
Right?
Because I lost this, there's a very real world where I'm seventh.
place. There's a very real world where I just like get owned two fights in a row
now because I don't have any money to hit my upgrades. Lucky for me like I get
bailed out. The the seventh place guy dies anyway like holy shit that is so
lucky and then now I get my money to hit everything. If seventh place just
happened to like spike or even just like get a little bit stronger I'm just
dead. So even though this is the first place like this is such a bad
first place man very undeserved I played the game really well up until that one
turn and then it's like fumble the entire game
oh wait I wanted to take a look here how did I even lose the next turn this
was bullshit this one was actually not my fault how would this positioning how
How do I lose?
Thank you, Strixfire.
And thank you, Shiva Hoja.
Thanks to the subs.
So somehow my carry is that early.
He's killing Skarner.
Sure.
That's just bound to happen.
Oh, wow!
I see.
It's because after he kills Skarner, he walks onto Fiddlesticks and Zahin's ult puts
him like in front behind to the side of the carry or of his target and he happened to kill
Philsticks while he was in front which then leaves him with only Lucian to kill wow okay
and then the same thing happens with Draven where he walks on a Draven now and then
he happens to kill him while he's in front that's crazy RNG what the fuck like whether
or not he he kills in front or behind the carry of the target is like random so the
The fact that it happened with the Fiddlesticks, like I'm not mad about this first kill.
I'm not mad that he kills my Fiddlesticks.
What I'm mad about is that he will spawn randomly after killing Fiddlesticks, so he'll be anywhere
in this range.
And he just happened to be on the hex that kills Lucian.
And then after that, he happened to be on the hex that hits Draven.
And after that, he happened to be on this exact hex that kills Kindred.
Wow!
Imagine a world where I had one less life here, and I just went 6th.
It's crazy to think I went up from this spot.
Anyway.
Yeah.
GLDR, if this were a heart illa lobby, that would have been like a massive generational
throw from me playing too slowly.
Start up with discord noise.
Oh, keeperx. I know this aftercon. Thank you for subbing.
Oh, I need to show you guys the clip now.
So yesterday we were doing the dice rolls, and I was invited to a League of Legends game
while I was doing my dice rolls, and I said, I'm like devoted to my dice, and they're like,
you can roll your dice while you're playing.
Pay no attention to my mousepad, look, only at the dice, died twice, but this is like
the-
I think it's like the monster penis, and he was intimidated.
It's probably like the the 800th roller by now
You take a look again really should have died twice, but I think it's because I got like a monster penis and he was intimidated
Yeah
Five sixes
Wait guys we are legit very close to 1200 wait that's actually like a new peak
What's chance of that of five sixes
What's the chance of the five sixes or five of the same number because five of the same numbers one and thirteen hundred ish and
Then five sixes exactly would be that divided by six
Hello, Caliton meet welcome it took me about I would guess 800 rolls, so I got it above average
You know, I actually really like that song that song is from Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, we know shadow the Hedgehog
It's a little edgy, but I have like a soft spot for all like the sonic music.
Oh, thank you Caliton Eats.
I'm glad my streams are built into TFT.
Am I doing the exact same thing as last game?
Noxus fast 9?
I have Vi and Niko, which is generally like pretty flexible, and you find out the Ionian.
Anyone got any Ionians?
Blades.
Usually when you can't see that many Ionian holders, it's probably because it's Blades.
Alright, I need to hold some backliners.
Oh! Wait, Living Forge just got buffed. Oh my god.
What if it's finally the Ashtrin game you've all been waiting for?
Living Forge, it got buffed to 8 turns.
That's huge!
Ah, worth the weights also pretty good, but I'm down for a living forage.
Oh, if I want the free weight, I just go prismatic ticket.
Ah, there's someone else outside actually.
Down to not do it.
Alright.
YES!
Okay, I don't think it's IE Titans, I think it's just IE, IE playoff though.
Oh my god! Oh my god! It's finally Ash Trind time!
Do I have a team hunter for this? Tell me I do!
Tell me I've never forsaken my- YES!
Okay.
I need to go look up, uh...
If you have Trind...
If you have Trind, what's the Biss?
Or if you have RFC Trind, what's the Biss?
I'm gonna go look this up.
I wonder if it's Gensu's, cause he's safer now.
I mean it might still be Titans, but I was down to Slamatank, no matter what.
Give my Trinimere more time to scale.
Alright, Trinimere with Rapid Fire Cannon.
Well first of all, let's go ahead and look up Trinimere 3.
I'll do this on screen so you guys can see what I'm doing.
A lot of people always ask about this.
Alright, so Trinimere 3 with 3 items.
Rapid Fire Cannon minus 0.9.
Awesome.
Now let's say we have it.
And now it says QSS IE, oh IE is a must, which we already have.
There's not enough data after that.
So it'll be up to my own judgement.
No way I couldn't kill a trend 1.
Or a driven 1.
Do you know what they needed for failure?
No I only want stichwani.
Oh, nice.
Actually, fuck me. Maybe it is better.
Yeah, maybe it is actually better.
I actually don't know. Okay, so, would I rather have Defender?
I feel like I'd rather have Defender.
I also just two star slayer is also interesting.
Okay, I think the obvious item, oh my god, oh my poor Tritimere, god damn it.
Sorry Tritimere.
It's not that we were winning this anyway, this is our XI2.
Okay, definitely don't level.
Easiest 8. Nah, hang on. So I'm like, I'm pretty sure this is a first.
It's not actually a first. Ashtron sucks. But I just really like playing it.
I think the obvious item here is... Oh my god, Quick Shuckers spat? No!
It's Last Whisperer. Oh, wow. I totally could have...
Okay my bad. My bad. I really should have just like ran straight at it. I was thinking about the quick shaker emblem.
It's not actually that as good as you think. It's worse than our regular BIS item.
I'm very down for the Sejuani though, because Sejuani is the ideal unit.
I can definitely just level to 5 now and start winning.
I almost accidentally double pumped.
Okay, the question is, am I willing to slam this?
I don't think I am.
Also, am I willing to sell an ash?
They actually did buff Ashe, but also I'm a little poor, I probably should not have leveled.
I think you don't sell Ashe, but I do think I was not supposed to level.
I think it's supposed to be one of those like if you win you win, but I don't sweat
it.
you can just play for the streak as well.
Sell Niko? No, no, you want Niko 3.
Because I just saw Ashe for sell nothing.
Oh, this guy's gonna go for Niko though, Prismac take a guy.
I could try a variant of the build I've been thinking about.
I'm thinking about this in earlier patches with Darius instead of Niko.
It allows your board to spike on six.
It makes it harder to hit the 23 though.
I'm sure to put this on you.
I have to win this turn.
If I don't win this turn, it's actually still cooked.
Yo, dude's got a Swain.
Well, shit.
Alright, my game might be over.
Honestly, it's kind of my fault.
Why did I level?
Well, I knew why I leveled.
I leveled because I was like, oh, I'm sure I'm going to win.
I'm so strong.
And then I died.
And then I didn't win.
Now that's fine. Look on the bright side. The odds of us getting something really good
for us is really high. Lost Whisperer is really good. Even Trud's good. QSS is really
good even ginsu's is good
I have ginsu's qss
I don't think I should sum both.
Let me think about it.
Alright, because I need to eventually get Sunder.
I think I'm down a slump against these for now.
It's definitely good right now when CC is low across the board.
And then we either, we'll probably make thunder and then eventually QSS.
I think that's my, I think that's my play.
I'm a little bit worried about my frontline now though.
I'll probably try to take something that gives me frontline.
I'm so poor.
But it's really nice that I have 5 Nicos.
Like, I lost a lot of Econ holding them, but Nicos is going to be a very contested
commodity this game. You already have the range of Curesless necessary. It's
chants which goes with your IE, and then Rapid Fire already has a lot of attack
speed, so you don't really need ginsues. Curesless seems like a good compromise.
Gold destiny could like instantly lose me in the game if I'm not careful. I
think it's Celestial Blessing. Oh, Magic Role I feel like is also good.
Magic roll could be like a lot of money.
Yeah, if I get...
6, 2, 5. Money?
Oh, actually...
Wait, I'm actually down. I'm actually down. That's Red buff.
And Lost Whisperer.
And Kraken, uh, I don't know if I'm down for Kraken.
I mean I know Kraken's got an ash, but I'm more thinking, don't I need frontline?
Didn't I stay right before this turn?
I'm worried about my frontline.
My Trinimer already does like 1 million gazillion damage.
This guy leveled to 7 and rolled to 0 and I won with Trinimer 1.
God I can't even justify rolling for Trin, that's so crazy.
I'm just that poor.
When are you supposed to roll?
Normally you would roll on that turn,
but I'm so poor because of some bad financial decisions.
So I'm just sitting here, I guess.
Well, thank you, somebody.
I'm psyched.
Okay, I'm pretty sure it's Bo-Ash.
And then it's just wait.
It's just grab an eco item.
Like, I need a frontline item.
My Trinimere and Ash do so much damage for this stage of the game.
Go get Trinimere 1. The little Trinimere 1 who could.
Okay, Tank Artifact?
Tank Artifact.
Tank Artifact. Tank Artifact.
Actually, I think those were Forge Bow.
The reason I think it's for Forge Bow is because like, isn't this game just going to
eventually go on?
Oh, I really got to stop some complements.
AP, AP, AD, AD, AD, both AP, AD.
Pretty mixed types of damage.
I'm just gonna go Gargoyle, kinda want to grab that Sedge but am I willing to take a
bad item for it?
I think every time I've done that I've regretted it.
Alright, Gargoyle here and then hopefully I'll just go like an Indomitable or something,
just something very tanky.
it's the only one that makes sense guys come on it's the only one that makes
sense
It's the longest tournament in the world this isn't even tankier
I mean hey on the bright side like thank God we didn't summon QSS right
My Trinimer is guaranteed to get a fair front to back now.
Yo, isn't this crazy?
Isn't this like the strongest Trinimer 1 you've ever seen in your life?
I just beat Mr. 100 who rolled to 0.
Wait, aren't they gonna win the game?
I'm rolling for any frontline.
Yo, I'm still Trinity Mirror 1.
I am still Trinity Mirror 1!
Alright, alright, all frontline items from this point forward.
Just, this needs another 80 carry.
After one kill, oh no.
If there's one thing my Trinimer is susceptible to, it's being one shot by a random tank fizz.
But look at this.
After the first kill, he has infinite range.
Yeah, all the luck went to the items.
Nah, I'll win with Trinimer 2.
Trinima 2 is a mythical creature.
Yo, this is why you gotta love this build, man.
Like, how can you hate Ashtrin when games like this happen?
Okay, I'm not gonna unlock N- uh, Nidalee.
I know you guys are probably gonna ask about it, but I'm not gonna unlock it. It's not worth it.
Like, yeah, I could pick her up while I'm rolling, but I'll say it right now.
The floor goal is going to financially ruin me.
No!
No more backline items, please!
Sir, I'm full!
I'm full!
I'm begging you for some frontline.
Okay.
Okay!
Okay
Pass the tank items once again
It's a tank item go get him so Johnny
I mean, hey, the fact that we were able to turn everything into a tank item in some capacity is amazing
Dude, I hit a Nidalee or a three way contested Niko 3
Bailey hit a Trinimere 2. Oh my god
Okay, all right, think about what augment I want here
I'm not sure if I can go.
I don't even need a tax speed, but all my carries have a hell of a tax speed, it's just
social blessing, something like Cornation.
I don't think I need Rated Relics either, it's just CD.
I can't tell if it's good or not, because I'm hiding behind...
I can't tell.
Ah, fuck. I'm actually very conflicted here.
Because on one hand, I don't think I need it because my Trinimere is ranged.
On the other hand, there's actually a lot of chip damage.
I could see a world where trainer 2 gets one shot by a tehex or an ash, oh sorry, or
like an Annie, and I could also see a world where at the end of the fight, he just like,
with his CB and stacks, just 1v9s with lifesteal.
This doesn't help my frontline at all, but it helps my trainer once the frontline falls.
I feel like it's reasonable.
Tiny but deadly, I can't justify it, because both of my carries have a lot of attacks
food already. It does almost nothing and we don't even need to move. And then Raiden and
Relix, I also have trouble justifying it because all three of my carries have three
items already. So I feel like CD is the correct play. I'm probably just going to keep this
position for the rest of the game. Yeah so he's three range and then after the first
kill he's five range than seven.
Yeah, I don't think it's radiant relics unless I was missing a third tank item,
but we had it already.
Move one RFC to Nidalee.
No, I'm pretty sure double RFC is like insanely turbo bis.
Do you remember stretchy arms game plank and like how uninteractive it was?
I have the rare opportunity to bring back trauma from set 15 upon all of my
opponents, like look how unfair this is.
My Trinimere is just looking cute, hiding behind this pillar, meanwhile his right arm's like SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! at full power!
Melee champions are balanced around the fact that they have to expose themselves to danger.
But I get all the power of the melee carry, and none of the downsides.
Like, part of me is thinking I should just...
Go 9 now.
Trinimere 2 is all the damage I need.
No, no, don't be stupid, Albert. Come on, you're surely gonna roll for 3 star.
What item do I even want now?
More tank items, I guess?
How are you only 3 turns on 4-5?
I will say, I've been very unlucky this game.
But I will also say, I got the best artifact twice.
You know what I mean, do I really deserve to complain?
Yeah, am I allowed to complain here?
I don't think I am.
If you were to ask any Ash Trin player, would you give up like two Trinamiris to get an
RFC?
They would probably say yes, and then would I give up like would I rather be seven Trinamiris
right now or two RFCs?
I know exactly where my build is, I'm sure to keep it simple.
I have a first place lineup if I just play normally from this spot.
I mean normally as far as Trinity Mirror with double RFCs go.
Like have you ever seen a Trinity Mirror 2 win streak stage 4?
And not only that, he's like permanently getting stronger every single turn, 76 bonus
AD.
Every round he's gonna get like 10 AD stronger.
I don't think it'll take me that long to hit because if you look at this guy, where is he?
Ishtar Ruler guy? He's taking a lot of 2 costs out of the pool. I guess some of them are unlockable though.
Okay, a Trindemir! That's means for celebration! We hit one Trind, guys! Why isn't anyone pogging?
Sorry, Briar, somebody's got to tank the T-Hex and it's not going to be me.
Oh!
Is that a Fizz II I see over there?
Got to be ashamed if I were to have a Prismatic Augment that keeps my backline alive.
No, actually though.
My TriniMirror and Ashe will survive thanks to Celestial Blessing!
I said thanks- thanks to Celestial Blessing.
No it's fine, it's fine.
It's actually CB death.
Looking good!
We might actually hit Trin 3 and then it's just actually GG.
If you guys didn't know by the way they buffed Living Forge instead of AC every 10 combats,
then 9 and then now 8.
And at 8 I think it's insane.
Because getting your second artifact on 3, 5 instead of 3, 6 is a huge deal.
You're a lot more likely to get that 3rd artifact before you die now.
You never stood a chance
All right, come on one trend
Not graven
Oh
Chop chop chop
As much as I would love to send it here, I have 80 HP.
Just so we're clear, I said I have 80 HP, not 80 HD.
I do have 80 HD, but that's not what I'm trying to say here.
Wow, Slashill Blessing actually made me survive the Xerath ult.
Wait, watch it survive again?
Oh no...
Maybe I should've sent it.
No, no, no, come on. You have so much HP.
Wait.
Sir, this is too many items!
Ah, sure. Light Shield Crest.
It just was done?
Every 2.5 seconds, steal 5 armor.
Sure, sure.
That's fairly good.
It's the only one that's tank.
Okay, I'm gonna save the remover.
I'm sure.
I feel like it's better on Niko 3, but...
Hey, Ryer, you were supposed to tank the T-Hex! What happened? Okay, isn't this, like, actually
the biggest CB diff, though? It's actually the biggest CB diff. My Trimmer would be instantly
dead. Oh, he's dead. Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. I think it's time to send it.
Is it- is it time to send it? I'm 55 HP still.
Hang on. Cause like-
Alright, I'll roll down to 40 and if I hit 1 I'm down.
Okay alright, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
FIND THE POOL!
TRINED!
T!
T?
Uh oh.
T or A!
I
Said
Hey
Okay, I know what you're thinking Albert isn't it bad to keep the same position
I'm pretty sure this is like by far the best and it's like uncountable double IRC
Okay, thank God I hit it, but wow
Like on one hand. Thank God. I like was so clear with my econ like him
And the hedgehog I sent it last turn and I was just like at zero gold like six rolls before I hit the Trinimer
I'd just be so dead. This should be enough to attack me over
My real win con is now such one in three
Pretty sure I'm easily beating everybody now Trin two
You got so cooked by these rolls, I mean am I allowed to complain? I'm not I'm not allowed to complain. I
I have been way too lucky with these items.
I cannot complain about a Trinimer 2 or Trinimer 1 that wins trick stage 3 and a Trinimer 2
that wins trick stage 4.
My items are full.
I'll just- I'm just gonna take Swain.
Swain is Swain.
Alright, I'm just gonna level.
I'll trust that the Ash will eventually come home.
Yeah, how many bows do I have in this game?
Okay, message running is going over here just like, I don't want them to fully wraparound
my trineamere.
Crit's all the situations where he gets permaestun- Okay!
This is the same guy as before?
Oh, it's Asol 2.
Monka!
Wait, I might regret not killing him when I could.
I feel like this guy might be indestructible now.
But also, the- TRIN DEMAREEE!
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
I had to kill him earlier, but also like the- I- I was too far away from Trin.
There was no way I could have killed him earlier.
Oh no, now he's 0-F2?
It's over!
My entire board's gonna get one shot.
Oh, we only had one chance to kill him and it was me.
I could have done it.
But he lived with a 0-1.
Get out of here, Briar.
I don't wanna be so clumped.
Is he unlocking for Srema?
I mean, if he wins four, he will,
but if he wins four, the game's already over.
He's going to win because he has ASOL too.
Ah, I have to play for a second.
All right, second's fine.
All right, here we go.
Do your ashtrn thing.
Wait a second.
Okay, I gotta decomp, man.
My Trimmer's got stunned like three times.
Where's my Trin?
No, no.
He has a good amount of damage.
The issue is coming from somewhere else.
It should be like, like this, or something.
I'm not sure.
Draven should not be next to Trim.
Trim or QSS.
No, like he needs the double RFC and he needs the IE.
I should have positioned him better.
I should have played for a second.
Playing Nidalee?
No, no, I'm playing Swain.
Like 1 million percent I'm playing Swain.
I can find one.
Okay, all right, my my Niko is in the face of the T-Hex, let's see what happens
Oh no, it's not good enough.
I think this is the end!
Okay, wait, hang on.
With lucky matchmaking, I can still get second.
Okay, um, do I sell the Draven's enamel for two Stojuanias?
No, I'm pretty sure I just sell the Stojuanias enamel for one Draven.
Damn it.
Alright, whatever.
We done all we can?
Oh god, it's Lux 3!
Oh, Ghost Board!
If I kill enough, I actually get second.
Okay.
The Lux missed her ult.
Just kill enough.
Kill everything but the Garen.
I'm down.
Okay.
Does he go minus 7?
Did he lose my 4?
Give me the good news!
Yes!
I just improved the average placement of Ash,
trading by like five.
Good job, Trader Mary 2, holding it down
for so long until either Aesol,
T-Hex, or Lux3 killed the entire lobby.
Look at this.
Ah, yes, the four best builds in the game.
Two-star Aesol, two-star T-Hex, Lux3,
and Entryn3, baby.
Feels good to be here.
1200 LP.
How do you beat T-hex?
You don't.
It's really broken this patch.
You just accept that they're going to win no matter what.
I got very lucky that this guy hit Lux 3, which gave me a second place.
Like, I didn't even think about it, but I'm pretty sure even if I saw Lux in my shop
I was supposed to let him have it.
I was supposed to skip it.
The only way I could get second is if the Lux players who had more HP killed the TX player.
Any other result?
And I go third.
Oh my god.
Alright, at 12, oh first of all, how do you react to a second place?
Let's take a look.
Yeah, it's a small pog.
one-third the size of a regular Pog.
Alright, and now you may refer to me as my new title.
We've gone beyond 1100. I didn't like the 1100 title anyway.
Himethia is a thousand.
Dictator is 1100.
At 1200 you may refer to me as an Emperor.
I've never been a Lord have I
All right, let's try
Yeah, I mean many sets of guy was Emperor or Lord
Chibi crystal rose seraphine is a skin sick
Oh my god, her singing is so bad that the person dies.
Follow me, the armadillo.
I feel like it doesn't look bad, but I have one big problem with this skin.
Can you guys guess what it is?
I have one really big problem.
Yeah, she's levitating.
I think I have to pass off the fact that she floats.
Where do you get these titles?
Oh, this chart.
Okay, if you're missing the context, I'll give you the context, but you're probably
going to hate it.
But like five years ago when I started playing TFT full time, I told Annie, Annie, I need
you to put a bunch of random titles in front of a bunch of numbers, stealing from zero to
1500.
And then I didn't explain to her why, I just told her to like put a bunch of random
titles of like ascending authority in front of numbers from zero to 1500.
And then she was like, um, okay.
And then I said, put the word rank titles at the top.
I have no idea what it is used for, but this is what she came up with.
And now I like...
The chart doesn't actually mean anything.
I just like to refer to it as law.
There was no like committee or like real authority that made this.
I just told it I need to make it on a whim five years ago.
And now this is like how we rate our climb.
I think it's kind of sick.
I think I have a lot of fun with it.
fun to set your goals like I can't wait for you guys to call me daddy kind of goal
right I can play the ad break I'll see you guys in a bit what's after daddy I've
never been there we can we can finally ask Annie to update the chart if I get
there
I feel like I should not have sold Milio.
I don't want to make 10 and I saw Gensu's.
I think I'm down.
Birth there union is also kind of good because it's easy to go 9.
You are pretty weak in this lobby.
I'm down to play aggressive.
their union just powerful what I get it's back baby we are so back same team
run it back
wait no you definitely can't hang on a second no hang on I'm calming down you
You definitely can't.
I- I- It's birthday reunion.
Am I gonna just stay 6 the entire game?
Oh, I- I need to play Jarvan instead of Rumble.
Why can't you? Because it's birthday reunion.
Like, half the value of this augment is the 2 star 5 cost.
Am I gonna tempo-tch?
Maybe I hit exactly a Sejuani in my next shop.
Okay is it bad that I'm not kinda gonna buy it?
I know it like doesn't do anything for me right now but I'll just hold it.
Okay, like 90% of the time I'm not gonna actually commit to this
Yeah, yeah, I'm almost always not going to commit to this
I can also sell my whole band share.
I'm not sure if I made Econ.
I'm pretty sure if you sell it in like the first couple frames of the round, it counts.
I hope it counted.
God, it would really suck if it didn't.
I think it counted.
Hello, E-Ned. Thanks for the prerum.
Did Kaisa get nerfed?
Uh...
No, she's still pretty good.
My void is not playable, though.
Well, it's one bad void, one good void, so...
It's like maybe playable if I have a really good spot for it.
You got eight gold? Okay, nice.
Alright, I'm just going to try to tempo it at 9 and play anything.
This will be a very interesting test of flexibility, because I have no idea what I'm doing.
Wow, let's grab a tank item.
Oh, please this Leona, oh, please this cloak
He knew, he knew what I wanted to do, I have Zon but like I'm pretty sure Zon's not good
I mean I could legit summon blue buff, what do I jinx him I know, I jinx him that's bad.
If I think it'll make a difference, I'm down to Slam for 5 streak.
What's all this talk about TX?
TX is like really broken now.
If you're not playing TX, expect to lose to someone forcing TX.
That guy's a lot of money.
Yeah, savings count is really broken on a Scuttle puddle.
Oshka and tempo play for top 4.
Again, yeah, again.
They keep on over-nerfing it to oblivion and then over-buffing it.
This is really my strongest board.
Whole lobby is kinda weak.
One star Rek'Sai without an augment is Windstreaking.
If I have to I'll slumble a buff.
I don't know if I have to because it is one star, but it's the other Windstreaker.
Any small chance of losing this I'm not down for.
I think I lost anyway.
Wow, it wasn't even that close.
Uh oh.
Damn, really?
I can't beat 5-1 stars?
5-1 stars without an augment?
So the arch is mine.
I actually those kind of suck without like playing around her.
Oh man, okay. I'm definitely just playing for top four.
Okay, two upgrades. Okay, I'm gonna say it was not pretty good then. I thought it was five one stars.
8 gold.
I...
I'm getting down.
I should have just...
I think I'm down.
Pressure this.
I'm still on my gunblade for now. I don't even know what I'm playing yet.
I can like still kind of be anything.
The ginsues and blue buff don't line up together, but it's gonna be like
Blue buff on one carry ginsues on the other and then also to figure it out
Whenever it's like ginsues, but you don't know exactly what you're playing I
Feel like it's gonna end up with it in the Kindred Noxus board like this a lot of flex spots
Job lotus is fine
Getting a BF sword and a tier of the goddess.
I generally do need damage.
Jolotus is good.
I'm going to be getting a TG.
When do I get my TG, level 7?
I can't justify a level up.
Here you can test by the winster.
know this guy's going sliders for sure.
It's actually very scary.
Yeah, if you think about this, why was the whole lobby so weak?
The whole lobby is so weak because they're all playing for like late game spikes.
They're all playing lose streak in a late game spike.
Why is that scary for me?
Because as the guy who had failed to win streak, I'm not that strong now.
I'm not that strong later.
Oh god, and then soon there's going to be a bunch of bulls who hit their spikes and then like, isn't it game over at that point?
I feel like this is really scary.
I- I'm pretty sure I'm just going to get steamrolled soon into like a 5th or a 6th place.
I have to find a unit that's not Ash to pivot into.
Okay, I mean legit. It could be Aesol. It could be. It could. I have decent Aesol items,
like actually, and I have like the Vyniko, which is a setup for it. I have Zoe and Leona
as well and aphelios like I'm actually just basically one taric away from it
I'm pretty sure Zoe 1 deals more damage than Ash 2 you might be right we can look at
the damage after this okay this double trouble malzar build is like unbeatable
by the way. If they hit, the game's over. It's just like way too many stats. I faced
this a few times with insanely capped boards and I'm like, how am I losing? But it makes
sense. You know what else I could do? I could go 7, roll once, and just play the first
legendary I see. I mean it's a 1% odds of legendary per shop slot. I get 5 chances.
like five lottery tickets. What do you say guys? Deal. I could maybe play that
Alessandra.
Alright, I'ma level up.
I'ma roll exactly one time, expecting a miracle.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.
I'm pretty sure from this spot I'm just playing the driven line.
Okay, unless I hit Tarek right now.
If I hit exactly Tarek right now, I could change her mind.
Okay.
this guy is actually just like so in first place it's not even funny full
win streak with infinity protection natural gangplank too okay you can have
your win. Let me just play for top four. Oh god no no it's it's over for me guys
it's over. I have to make it to nine and then even if I do like I'm not sure if I
can hit this board in time and I know everybody else is about a spike I didn't
save that much HP.
No matter how you slice it, it's looking bad.
Also, my only chance of unlocking Skarner is TG.
TG Rills guard.
Oh god.
Oh, Draven too. Huge actually.
Chain, cloak.
Okay, Draven items, deal.
Okay, Draven items.
Is it GS, Gunblade, and then another TG?
I feel like another TG is actually good with Druid Lotus.
Yeah, I'm down for another TG.
Yeah, I like this, I like this.
Blue buff can just go in Senna.
Okay, I'm gonna click any econ augment.
Why not IELAS whispering?
That's what I was thinking about as well, but I think because I've drilled Lotus,
The value of a tg on a random legendary league game is really high.
IE is like not very good on draven at the beat right now.
It's like good later on in senna specifically.
But if I focus too much on the later aren't I screwed?
I need something that gives me money come on I have to make it tonight I'm so fucked
this game.
I'm exacting a six place just so we're clear.
No, commerce- I need money months soon.
Tiny bit deadly.
There's a lot of attack speed.
Sword overflow, don't really need it.
Fuck.
No money?
Oh yeah, I've drill lotus, I really don't need a-
I-
Fuck.
I had to go tiny bit deadly.
It's not terrible if I'm able to build a board, I just don't think I can build a board.
Okay, I have to roll for like one upgrade and then go 9.
Alright, that's all I got.
That's all I got.
Let's attempt to go 9.
Oh god, oh god it's so fucked!
Is there a chance that I can just like randomly win one fight and stay alive somehow?
No, actually, no matter how you slice this, I don't see a world where I'm going to make
it out.
Everybody's hitting their spikes now.
Why not commerce quarter roll?
There's nothing to roll for on 8.
This board is like all Legendaries and like Unlockables, like Skarner.
There's also this try to flex to, like flex anything to the 9, but my board was too weak.
I wanted to just get money so I could just stack a couple of rounds and then go straight 9.
And then spike with my 2 star Legendary with TG.
I'm dead. I'm actually dead. Is there a world where I can go 9 right now? Right this second?
64 gold.
Open Salzoi.
Oh god.
Am I going to die now?
I can't afford.
Oh.
Oh, Kindred.
Oh my god.
Please.
This Kindred can save me.
Ah!
Oh.
I'm going to queue up an epic song because I just know that this turn, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to open Salzoi.
I'm going to touch nine and I'm just going to play the legendary.
Watch this.
Are you watching?
It's gonna be like a fiddle six or a son-off. Yes
Wait
Um
Alright. Let's do this! Let's do this! 8 out of 9 with 2 kindreds! This is how TF2
is meant to be played. Wait, getting the sun is actually sick. Okay, I'm gonna say
You guys aren't gonna blame me when I say this, but we are so back
Yeah, we are so back
Oh, I unlocked Skarner! I unlocked Skarner!
Oh, Ziggs? No, I don't have a long shot.
Computer, calculate the odds of randomly clutching this fight.
Wait.
Aw, it actually looked like it was happening for a second.
Ah, that's actually kinda close.
Nooo, down to one life.
Damn.
If I had scorned her this turn.
Alright, focus Albert.
You're gonna make a miracle comeback.
We already knew this game was over.
Let's just try it for Glory here.
Look at your items.
Figure out a way you can make good Kindred and Senna items.
You need Last Whisper for sure.
or some form of thunder
fuck I don't need that
Alright focus over, come on.
Focus.
It's time for the luckiest TG game of your life.
I have three TGs on three high value units.
i do have six removers
Okay, swap target, I don't think it's worth using two- oh fuck it might actually be because
though I was just so close. I do think that a kindred is stronger than Lucian Senna here
in terms of consistency. I'm so lucky that my random level 9 unit was Lucian Senna.
Play the song, Albert.
Looks good.
Wait.
I don't think this is the correct song.
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm dead
Oh god, oh
God everybody close your eyes close your eyes. I think this might be the end I
Did position correctly at least I do have a bramble vest on my taric
Is there a chance that we can hang on for one more round steal a top four?
Wait, and Bessa TG is kind of going off
Come on tell me someone dies
Okay top five
All right, come on Lucian sent item come on I need anti-heal. It has to be like red buff or morello specifically
No?
One gold giant slayer?
Or five gold?
I'm going to do five gold...
Oh fuck.
It feels bad, but I think this five gold actually matters.
It's a skarner item at least.
Come on.
I believe that it'll make the difference.
Come on.
Right here, baby.
SCARNER!
SCARNER?
Alright, fuck this guy.
SCARNER, come on!
Oh my god.
I just wasted a remover and I didn't have time to position
But I had to swap the AD fiddle I got confused
Hopefully that's good enough positioning
Maybe Hopefully this QSS onto fiddle stick section
matters Oh my god
MY EMBESSA!
AHHHHH YEAH!
OH YEAH!
OH FUCK!
THE EMBESSA!
TG SWAP!
ACTUALLY MATTERED!
SHE GOT TO THE BACKGROUND AND KILLED EVERYBODY!
THAT'S WHY YOU WASTED THROUGH HER MOVERS!
HOW DID I STEAL A TOP BORN IN THIS GAME?
SCARNER!
MY BOY!
OH!
MY BOY!
two removers left I can remove taric but
it has to be worth it
This Lucian sent a tg is too good
Oh my god
He's dad he's dad. I killed him I just enough to do perfectly though. Yeah
It's cuz of the tgs
Minus one actually
Okay, that's it. That's all for me. I I'm out. I'm out of juice
I have one TG left if I hit Shyvana to I can pop the TG off and do a swap
That's all I have. I
I'm pretty sure I'm out of gas and now we're dead
Play this song
There's only one thing left they can save me here
And it's hitting exactly shivana too so I can in one remover swap items between two carries
Anything else than it's just game over
Hitting exactly shivana too
No
There's one more thing I can do.
Alright, we're all out.
All we can do is just pray.
Look at my Shyvana! My Shyvana killed the backliner!
Wait!
One star Shyvana with TG!
She just ran in and killed the backliner!
Fiddlesticks with TG with Rabidons!
Is there a chance?
Wait!
If we can just keep on rolling the perfect TGs...
I'm all out of uh...
I'm all out of removers though.
Come on! Please pull good items!
Last whisper Fiddlestick...
Oh...
Oh no...
Think.
Go get him, AD Fiddlesticks.
a little bit aggro and then jump in drop aggro stun them all I don't think it's
gonna happen unless Bramblevest and Bessa has something to say about wait I
killed the bellbeth how wait kite kite kite what a clutch hole oh my god no
NO!
I believe. How far can you go on 3 TGs and 6 Removers in a dream?
game. Oh my god. We got a lot further than we would. Pretty cinematic game. Why wasn't
it Sunfire Cape? It's always 3 out of Mission Center. It has to be. Anything else is throwing.
I would love red buff.
Thank you so much Slash Trash for the 10 gifted subs after such an awesome game.
I hope you had fun watching that.
Now look at the quality of the boards that I outplaced.
22, Shyvana 2, Silas 2, Nasus 2, Swain 2, Tiberius 2, 5th place. All 3-star Eastals, 8th place.
Shyvana 2, Volibear 2, like I was telling you, this lobby was so scary because everybody was
lose-streaking into gigastrong boards. And we were so screwed just hanging on a wire playing 8
out of 9 with 2 kindreds. But through the miracle of TGs and jeweled lotus,
we actually had the board value to win fights. Oh my god.
Oh, I blundered one remover, but honestly I feel like it wouldn't have mattered.
If I hit Shimano 2 it could have saved me, but if there's a lot of Shimano's out, the
song is good.
Yeah, I finally watched the anime, Cyberpunk, Edge Runners.
I finally understand why every time that song comes up, everybody always says Sedge.
It's a good song.
All right, wow.
I gotta take a second to relax after that.
My placements today are kind of sick.
1200 LP we're at one two and three
You do miss my sub tarp period I feel like I called you out in a good way if I didn't I'm very sorry. Oh
My god, you want to spin the wheel of apology?
Here I'm not sure if I miss your sub but I do miss ups a lot when I'm focused on my game
Let me spin the wheel of apology
I'm extremely
Going to VIP you for missing your sub
Thank you cyclone spin wait somebody donated and I'm hang on
There's been like a bug recently
I don't know if it's a bug but the software that I and like every other streamer uses stream labs for donations
It stopped showing up the alerts
But I'm not sure why so every time someone donates I have to like
Go back through the vault and like find it. I don't know why it does that find it
I don't know why it does that
Saki Drex donated $10. I love you Albert. Oh, thank you Saki Drex. What a coincidence. I love me, too. I
Glad you're having a good time watching
Yeah, I donated a thousand dollars to Emily Wang stream earlier because um, I lost the one-to-one match against her and she didn't notice the 1k donation
She did the same thing I did where she like had to go through like the go through on a second monitor and refind it
And then like really delayed. She's like, oh
1000 K. Thank you
Pretty sure you missed my gift subs yesterday J shift I
Definitely did because I don't remember seeing it even now
I'm very sorry.
Well, am I sorry?
Let's spin the wheel to find out.
Can I get a pause champ to find out if I'm sorry about missing the gift subs?
I'm super going to VIP you as an apology for missing your gift subs.
Hello, Sergeant.
Hello, WhoBucks.
Oh wait, I'm really sorry about this.
I forgot to add the third wheel.
The third wheel is for the time.
For one second, for one hour, for one day,
for one week, for one month, for one year, forever.
I'm so sorry, we have to spin all three of them again.
Almost an equally good result. I'm not very sorry for one week.
Nah, I'm kidding. We'll give him VIP for a week.
Congratulations on becoming a very important person.
Who else did I say I was going to VIP because I missed their sub?
Ah, I forgot the name, but whoever was just typed me.
Oh yeah, I remember who it was now.
It was Tarpiri.
Alright, enjoy VIP YouTube for one week.
Everyone's gonna be like, Pog of VIP.
Hello, Gooblito.
Oh, Emily Wang, you were doing the Archeron sponsorship, right?
How was it? I'm about to do it.
I played Archeron earlier and it was pretty decent. I wonder if it's better now.
I kind of felt like I was playing Super Vive. Ah.
What a great game, Super Vive.
I hope it does better than Super Vive.
God, I still can't believe Superbop died.
I mean, I totally get why it died, but I still can't believe it died.
What does VIP do?
VIP gives you like this diamond when you talk in chat, and then it makes everyone go
pog of VIP when they see it.
That's it.
Oh, and you can fly.
Forgot about that part in real life
Did he hit the dice yesterday I did I got five sixes
How long to take I not that long actually
I'm definitely supposed to buy this.
Ah fuck, but I like the Mastio.
Okay I don't think I should- I don't think I should pick my uh, my Piltover yet.
I really do not like playing T-Hex, but like it kind of feels like I'm supposed to here.
I don't even know how to play it, so I feel like there's a chance if I try the first time I'm just gonna do it badly.
Like it's really broken, but I don't know how to play it.
Double Trouble.
God damn that Double Trouble build is really broken.
I don't know how to play it, but it's really broken.
Ah, should I just do it?
I'm like at a very high LP right now and I'm scared of throwing, but like, if no one
else has it, I feel like I should.
Okay, I'm just gonna try it.
Okay, I gotta go find out what the build is.
Is it on TF2 Academy?
Hey, where is it?
It's in the X tier.
Oh, I see it.
Double Trouble Malsar.
Thank you, guys.
It's just five units.
What the fuck is just five units?
I mean, it makes sense.
It's a level seven double trouble board.
It's just five units
What the fuck is just five you I mean it makes sense. It's a level seven double trouble board
It's just five
It's my void good at least oh I have this void Wow
Okay, so you guys haven't heard about this build it's really broken
I'm pretty sure we faced a guy one of the people who beat us last game was playing this build as long as you hit
It's really broken. I
You just go level 7 and you rule Loris, Malzahar, and Nautilus, and you just double trouble them.
I've never played this build before, so I don't really know what I'm doing, but I'll try to figure it out.
So yeah, it looks like you just go like mana, create items on Malzahar.
Wow, items aren't great for this actually.
Yeah, according to TFT Academy, you need like JG, Nashers,
Malzahar, debuff items on Seraphine, full tank items on Nautilus.
It's not as 3 but in the lowest 3.
I would have thought lower is better.
I must follow up on her.
Yeah I guess he benefits from both tank traits.
But yeah, so I think we just take it to the asterisk a bit and then we'll figure it out
You probably like full list week until your level 7 and then you roll for like the base board
I feel like the main way you lose this is if you just fail to hit your upgrades
I'll try to see whatever HP I can. I have half mashers, half JG, swords, whatever
And I'm gonna click every single Econ augment
What is the BIS? I think it's probably JG Nashors. But I'm sure it's flexible. I'm
sure the difference between JG Nashors or like Shoujin Archangels is not that big.
But I think for sure I need, like, one of the best belts, Rod.
Oh, but also if there's a Loris, Nautilus, or Malzahar I'm just taking it instantly.
Okay, I'm just gonna take the Loris.
I'm sure I can make the components work later.
Besides that, I'm not planning on winning any round here.
Okay, guys, I gotta be very careful with my schedule.
So I have the Sponsor segment at 5. It's my first sponsorship in like over a month.
So I'm kind of nervous. I gotta do it right.
So I gotta be there right at 5pm.
Can I finish this game and one more game?
In one hour and two minutes?
If I go 8th, I can.
Yeah, if I go 8th, I can.
Okay, we'll evaluate based on how long this game takes.
If I don't have enough time to play second one, I won't risk it.
Yeah, what if we roll some dice?
Okay, at least everybody's playing a strong board.
Oh, shit.
I have to play the ad break now, by the way.
I'm really sorry.
That last game was so hype, I forgot to play the ad.
I'll play it now, because, okay, honestly, the automatic ad from Twitch is gonna happen
in like, three minutes anyway.
I'll play the ad break now.
Don't worry, I'm just gonna be taking up the ass.
If you see anybody pogging, it's probably because we hit like a Nautilus or something.
Wait, why do I feel like this could be a T-Hex game?
NO!
Come on, you're not double trouble T-Hexing!
You are not double-troubled T-hexing, man.
Yeah, it's a 3-8 for your second game.
Hello, I'm me, thanks for 3 months, and hello, Adria24, thanks for the prime.
I actually feel like I'm gonna lose this.
I feel like Caitlyn is notoriously bad at clearing crugs.
I'm leveling just to be safe. I'll lose one gold. Oh, actually.
Okay, that's JG. Now I need a tier or belt.
Oh!
Should I go Shorjin or should I go Void Stuff?
This is like an all magic damage comp, right?
I think I should go Void Stuff.
Actually, I'm gonna try to actually this leaves red buff open void stuff open Nashor's open
Okay, am I supposed to just like do nothing until it's time to roll?
Oh Pandora's bench!
Is that sick?
Excessive growth could help me get to 7, but it's a little slow.
Alright, I think I'm going to do it.
Okay guys, I need you to be honest with me.
Am I fucked?
Am I fucked or is this like a good spot?
I know that this build is definitely supposed to lose until you get your board online,
like am I gonna turn the corner Papa I don't feel like I am I feel like I'm
placing a lot of stock in my Pandora's bench just like hitting the perfect
units wait did I win ayo I won let's go accelerating double Caitlyn
Oh my god, okay.
Why do I feel like it's a TX game?
There's no way it's actually a TX game.
There's no way it's a double-troubled TX game.
I refuse to believe it.
Oh yeah, why am I playing this Cho'Gath?
I should have just played Defender.
What a build on this TF.
Okay, all right
Well, I don't do I need here
Rod for spark oh belt for nashers
Thanks belt for nashers
It's also for gold. Okay, I'm going to mouse ATX. I'm going double-troubled mouths are
I'm really nervous though cuz like if I don't get my board online soon I'm
I screwed
Suddenly seen this every game apparently. Yeah, apparently it's really broken
All right, I'm gonna roll like twice here and try to hit some three costs to play
Wait, fuck, I'm playing double-sage running by mistake.
Or, I mean, an intentional decision.
Yes!
Simply an intentional decision to play around my arguments.
Yes!
Okay, I'm just gonna collect...
I'm gonna collect three costs to try to upgrade.
Don't need this.
Okay, try to two-star this Mundo.
Wait, so when do I start winning?
Okay, come on. I need something to line up.
Okay, there we go. That lined up.
Where's my Cho'Gath?
I sold my Cho'Gath.
I sold the only unit that was actually in my build.
Out of my Smiles Art.
Not yet.
Seraphine's stronger for now while I'm still sitting on 4-pilt over.
But for now it is Continuum Cog's Acceleration Gate Seraphine.
It might get me some wins.
OK, this turn, I'm definitely going to roll until I hit like a couple two stars.
OK, I'm going to clear my board now.
Going to sell the Pilt overs.
All right, come on.
Surely this build's sick, right?
They wouldn't just lie to me.
All right, so sell Ori, sell Vi.
Alright.
Okay, so I'm just gonna like check out all these re-rolling.
Nice, nice, holy shit.
Oh my god, wait.
Wait a second.
Okay, I need one Cho'Gath.
Did I skip a Cho'Gath?
I was only rolling looking for 3 costs.
Still lost.
Come on.
Roll the chest on it.
I'll roll through Kosta and then I'll just hit a Choga.
Oh my god, wait!
Alright.
Is it malicious monetization?
And just trying to get my money back?
I don't think it is actually, yeah.
It doesn't actually give me that much money right now.
I think I just go with something simple.
Okay, this should be like a big enough spike, right?
One fully upgraded unit, came at a good time.
I can sell this.
Can definitely not hitting a double thruster.
Is it your final board?
I think it's supposed to be Double Trouble Nautilus, but right now I have Loris, so I gotta play around it.
Okay, so, let's see the power.
I Sacked all the way down 31 HP. It looked really dicey.
I barely hit on time.
Is it good enough to win?
Does Miles of Heart 3 just clean up here?
I mean...
Looking pretty good.
Wow!
Okay!
Okay, I'm pretty sure it's still worth it to roll here.
Just like upgrade anything.
You guys are contestant?
Oh I haven't scouted a single time.
Oh yeah, wait a second.
Guys, we have a problem.
of all the lores are gone from the pool. Every player in the lobby is running lores
too. I just scouted, I saw like 3 lores twos. Uh oh. Watch your mouse hours. Double trouble
baby, I've never played this build before. But I heard it's broken, and I did feel like
I had a spot for it. And by a spot for it, I meant I had 0 of the units but I hit the
augment. This build is only playable with double trouble, and it was uncontested so
I was like, I kinda wanna try it. If I lose once for it, it's okay. But I mean
Hey, you kind of just like full lose streak until you hit and then doesn't it kind of look good
What I've done if I didn't have Pandora's
Oh, I need a spark here
Yeah, I guess I would have just died if I didn't hit
Cause like I'm only winning because I have Mousesaur 3 right now.
If I got a little bit unlucky with my Benchite I definitely would be dead here.
I hope I chose the right third argument.
I was too scared to take Malicious cause I was like oh are any things re-rolling?
I'd rather just go combat and make sure I win.
Not a less.
Okay, I'm gonna keep this Jynx pair, it's gonna cost me Econ, but I'm kinda, I'm banked
on like eventually hitting it.
I feel like once you have Pandora's Bench, like all Econ goes out the window in favor
of rerolling two stars.
I mean the leeching is so perfect here you just keep your front line alive
This guy's playing warwick. That's so brave. I don't know if you guys know this but they like bug fix works
So he's really weak now
although
It's too weak. I'm kind of getting owned actually
Wait a second oh god I got owned
Maybe he's not weak
Uh oh. I don't have anti-heal.
Okay, do I even take this Nautilus?
Because it'll remove a...
It'll remove a Nautilus from the pool.
I think I'm rolling here. Try to hit a Jinx.
I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to sell this, because if any of these turn into Nautilus
I already win.
Yeah, yeah.
I think you sell.
This is the first guy I've ever seen play TX on the right side.
Wait, what am I doing wrong?
I feel like I played this well!
I mean it is Pandora, so it's like ultra high variance, but like
if I didn't hit Pandora's how would I have even hit the 3 stars?
Come on Nautilus, please.
OKAY!
Oh, oh my god, oh my god, wha-
Holy shit.
I- I almost just re-rolled my-
My double trouble!
Malzahar three times. No, no, it's like not possible.
The odds of hitting are so low because they're all out of the pool at this point.
Okay!
Wow! What?
What the hell?
Alright, I need anti-heal.
Some fire.
Okay, so I'm supposed to itemize this guy, right?
Which leaves me with a hodge, unfortunately.
If you make me, but we could sing instead.
Alright, I just have to like make it.
Is it Laura's tank here?
Uh, people have been telling me that it's Nautilus.
I don't know if it actually- Oh, what the hell?!
Yo, team?!
Oh my god.
I feel like Laura's tank here, but people have been telling me it's the other way around.
Okay, so now I double travel.
Oh.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, okay, maybe, um, Loris will eventually taunt and tank.
Oh, okay, okay, so let's figure out this.
Loris has like an insane shield.
I also like that he gets to, he lets someone else tank first and then he'll take aggro
by taunting everybody.
So, like, it's like really good for your aggro split.
But Nautilus benefits from an additional tank trait, but I'm pretty sure he's balanced around
that fact.
My whole team said except for my two most important units, is it good enough?
Wow, looks good.
Cho'Gath 2, baby.
Okay, I mean the fact that I stabilize on two lives is nice
Gain a 1300 health shield
Gain a 1000 health shield they both have a giant mana cost
Would it make sense to move hodge to the main melzahar oh salt hodge and shogun maybe
I mean this this main mouse has leeching so he doesn't really need the life steal but yeah
I see what she means like it's crit
Wait who do I itemize now am I supposed to itemize lores 3 now or am I supposed to itemize
second Malzahar. I feel like it's gotta be the lowest 3. It's gotta be the lowest 3.
Alright I have void stuff right? You have a spark.
You got to my Sera 2 over the mouse too, okay, got it.
Okay, I'm down to do this.
Shoujin is like anti-synurgy with Nashor's JG, so I'm down.
It's not that pretty, but I'll do it.
It's probably gonna be a bit too much healing on my Malzahar, but he actually like could
maybe lifesteal tank at the end.
Isn't this weaker?
Wait, what part?
Are you talking about the Seraphine 2 or the Hodge?
One guy in chat said I'm supposed to itemize surfing too and you really think one guy in
chat would lie to me?
Like I feel like intuitively this makes sense, right?
Like if you already have a JG and you have a Hodge or a Shogun as your last item, wouldn't
it make so much more sense to Shogun the Seraphine because like it's a pretty decent
standalone item on her and then Hodge the Mausar because even though it's not the ideal
item it still synergizes with the existing crit and damage that you already have.
I feel like this is correct.
Like the Hodge Seraphine is like basically useless.
I swear this feels correct to me.
Our itemization was unlucky with our last two components, but I had to make Sunfire, so this is what we're left with.
What unit do you play on? 9?
Double Seraphion, I'm pretty sure.
What else is there to do?
Wow, it's crazy how once I hit the board, I just win.
Yo, look at the healing! Look at the moves!
Malzahar, what was that?
Isn't this so funny that I'm just looking for- I'm just looking for what- uh, for two
targets now?
Okay, okay, realistically, I should look for another Seraphine.
There's, see, a Gen 3.
Oh, worth the wait, Gen.
Interesting.
There's no Azure for double child soldiers, no.
I'm pretty sure Seraphine 2 is my best unit now.
I'm trying to stay still.
I feel like I've been relying on default positioning so much lately, but I mean, it's
default for a reason.
It's pretty solid against everything.
How'd you hit the build?
I just like, died and took it up the ass until Pandora's bench finally gave me one and then I started stabilizing.
I really don't know what I would have done if I didn't hit the Malzahar on the turn that I did, but like, I think I would have just been dead.
Although, to be fair, I did do everything in my power to make sure I had the highest chances of hitting.
But like, now that I have it, my guy just like, won't die.
This is incredible. I see why this build is so broken.
What the heck?
Malsar just needs front line and if you stay 7 there's so much front line to roll for here.
Y2 Malsar is on board. Double trouble man.
It's gunblood over hodge.
I think you are thinking too hard about...
You're thinking too much about the isolated incident of like fixing Malsar's items.
items. You're not thinking enough about the what about like the rest of my units. If I
go gunblade over hodge, you want me to then hodge seraphine? That's a complete waste of
an item. So like, again, I understand that the itemization is not perfect. But we have
a hodge, we're forced to take it. So let's just make the best of it and then still
itemize our tank. Yes, gunblade would be better than Hodge. Okay, I'm not even sure if that's
true. I'm pretty sure it'd be full AP over. Full AP or full mana. But like, then you're
just leaving your lowest naked. Like, who wants the sexy, almost naked lowest on their
team I mean me but I also want a full fully clothes full tank Nautilus
of course, Loris.
Wait, is the game just over?
What the hell? Wait, I was like dead.
I was dead.
And now I'm not.
Wow, what the heck, I...
I barely played the game, I was just auto-piloting, I didn't scout, I only just played the minigame
of optimizing my Pandora's.
Is the game really just over?
Mildar is actually that strong, like this guy's board is insanely good.
I have no business winning.
If I could ever win this, it'd be through some ridiculous shenanigans, like Malthar drain tanking.
Okay, we got him.
I mean, as we should!
AS WE SHOULD!
I have no business winning! I should be losing.
Oh my god, what if I take a TG and just pray for a miracle?
Okay, I have one secret technique.
Are you guys ready for this?
watch this
Watch this.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the super adaptive Loris, who's going to tank and tank and tank for days and days and days.
Watch as he generates shield after shield, each one shielding for 1600 damage, multiplied by all of his resist.
If you thought last fight was not close at all, wait until you see this fight.
The power of getting one no two more cast on this Loris. It's all I need baby
You thought I was getting owned well watch this. I've got a hodge. I'm too tanky, baby. You can't beat me
My secret weapon adaptive Loris
Wow what a game
What a game. First time double trouble. Do nothing, die, hit 1, 3 star, win out. Amazing.
Also yeah, who's balancing this game? This is like not okay. The amount of skill I expressed
that game was like almost zero. I did one skillful play and it was at the very, very
end of the game. I have 32 minutes until the next... 32 minutes until the next, uh, hmmm...
It's not enough to finish a TFT game.
This game took 36 minutes.
What if I killed my League of Legends game right now?
I'm patching.
What if I killed League of Legends right now?
I think I have enough time to finish one game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, deal.
I'll do it!
A-Ram mayhem- I-I'm not- I'm not solo-cuing A-Ram mayhem.
Wait, League is down?
Really?
Oh my god.
I have an idea. I can backseat someone. I can backseat Steli.
That's the perfect cause anyone I have to go, I can go without graphing a game.
That's actually perfect and we can still play.
She's streaming.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, she is streaming. I gotta ask her right now.
She can be my savior cause I'm in this doomed situation where
I don't have enough time to queue up a full TFT game, but it's 30 minutes of just sitting here.
Can I coach you for 30 minutes?
It's a strange situation, but I need to coach someone for 30 minutes exactly.
I spelled exactly wrong.
Okay, anyway, this is actually really nice.
This gives us a bit of time to take a breath and catch up.
So first things first, we hit 1200 LP today.
Not only did we hit 1200 LP, we hit way better than 1200 LP today.
look at this I feel like this is my patch like what look at my last three
streams I had a massive tiltfest and after that it's been what two bot fours
in 20 games game solved it's not even like a full V anymore this like a
It's like a check mark.
Although I will say this happens at the beginning of every patch because I hate studying, so
when nobody knows what's good, I play a lot better.
But then once it becomes like a forced-to-STR lines thing, I play really bad.
I'll select reply.
Oh, does that mean...
Oh, does that mean, uh...
I have to coach from exactly 4.30pm to 5pm.
If you can do this game in the middle, it'd be great.
I don't mind joining halfway through.
If you feel a little bad, if you feel like I'm intruding, I might be interrupting the
flow of her stream.
If you want to play it solo, don't worry.
Okay, let me wrap up what I was saying and then we'll coach Steli for a bit.
So the reason why I have to coach until 5pm, I don't have time to queue up another game
and I have a sponsor at 5pm on the dot.
It's for a game called Archron.
Actually, while we're here, let me just launch it and make sure it launches.
It's pretty sweet, it's like the new 3.3 mobile game.
And it's actually like a pretty good game.
I played it earlier with Toast and Scara,
and I imagine they probably made a lot of improvements.
Let me try launching it for the first time
and make sure it works.
This is like their new open beta.
I saw the way I'm playing it earlier, it looked pretty good.
I wonder if they fixed the camera issue from earlier.
My only complaint about the game was that the camera angle
was locked to a very weird angle,
so I'm curious if they fixed that.
It's like a, if you guys ever watch me play Super 5,
it's kind of like that, but I hope it'll do better
because Super 5 ended up dying, unfortunately.
It's a pretty good game.
I think you'll have fun watching.
I don't normally do sponsor segments that much anymore.
And if I do, it's only for games
that I think are actually good.
So this is my first sponsor in a very long time.
It's at 5pm.
I gotta take it seriously and be on time.
I don't wanna be in the middle of a TFT game
and be like, wait eight minutes, I'm getting on.
Okay, where can I find Steli?
I'll just meet her on this one, the usual one.
Alright. Alright. So, instead of playing a full game, I'm just going to coach our students,
Steli. She is my student during the boxbox bash.
Hello?
So, hopefully it'll be interesting. She's actually brand new to the game. Hello!
Thank you for joining us on extremely short notice. I had a very weird situation come
up and I have to coach somebody for exactly 30 minutes.
Okay. I understand. Let me turn on my screen.
I'm in the...
My chat told me it's because you have empty space
before your sponsor starts or something.
Yes.
What's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, well, here's my game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's in the...
All right, let's take a look what do we cook oh you have a TX 217 yeah
Um, okay, I have a lot of questions. I guess the first one is how
Um, so I got a
How did gold dupe from stage 2 neutrals, and then 1 buff too buff?
Oh I see, so it was guaranteed.
That's kind of sweet.
So I'm not really sure what I should be looking for now, like maybe the front run?
Yeah, using frontline.
And thunder.
So belt or glove?
Alright, let's just persona.
You should also move red buff.
Okay
You know I actually really like that trick you do I I didn't start doing that until I saw you do it
Whenever you know that you have to move items
You always remove first and then do your actions and then items last night actually that makes so much sense
I did not do that until you did it
But like just now you did it too like when I told you you have to move items
You had a lot of actions to do and then you instantly auto move first the moment
you know that something has to move so you can do it in the middle of the round, that's
really nice.
Yeah, yeah, just so I don't like forget.
So I don't really know like this comp.
Oh, perfect.
Me neither.
We'll figure this out together.
I mean, you have infinite money, so you just want combat and something not air axing
because you just got lost whisper.
It's not one, two, five.
I don't think Focus Fire is that great, but it's probably the best of these choices.
It's still damage.
Okay, so Focus Fire?
Yeah, I think so.
I think we wanted Frontline Augment, but this is fine.
You have Mining Drill, so you're printing 10 Gold per turn.
So like, econ augments are really worthless.
You should just go level 8 now because you have 10 Gold per turn.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then do what I like to call, roll once, hit something.
Yeah, roll once, just play whatever you get.
It's a Jwani, sure. It's pretty good.
I mean, it's a Fender.
I... there's something you should do this turn.
Um... should I make Tank Item? Like a second?
Yeah, I would make a second Adaptive.
Okay.
We could have also considered Blue Buff Senna, but do you know why we don't really need a Blue Buff Senna?
Um...
this tank item like more important right now?
So no matter what comp you're playing,
you want your board to be roughly 50% front line,
50% back line.
Maybe like 40% front line, 60% back line.
Somewhere around that balance.
Right now you're like 80% back line.
You have a TX2 at three items.
You have a Lucian Senate two with two items.
You have a, both of your augments are like damagey.
And you have like a weak front line.
So even though blue buff Senna makes the most sense
in terms of item that fits your unit, you just need a front line in some way, so double
adaptive lures.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, adaptive lures.
Such fun memories of that unit with that item.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it was like 12 seconds ago, I just played it.
Adaptive lures as like the finishing play to win a losing game.
And then I just got like another tank item.
Oh, yeah.
I'm trying to sell.
Yep.
I mean, it's not the end of the world to get like Shogun, Senna, but I would definitely
prioritize Val or Spirit Vistage here.
Also, what you're doing right now is like good default positioning.
Try to learn the left side positioning as...
Sorry.
I think something just fell.
Are you okay?
I'm fine, but my Hatsune Miku figurines keep falling.
Oh no. Miku!
Wait, we could have had the most adaptable Loris.
Should I have?
Ah, no, I think Chosen's fine.
But you just really need to make sure every future item from now on is a tank item.
Can you look at what Taric is?
Is it better than Defender? We can do the math.
Look at two Defender and look at Taric's ability.
10 magic resist. No, the defender's got to be better. Definitely hold Shyvana and Garen over Sejuani.
But yeah, so the positioning I have right now is like the standard disc. I mean, it works against like 90% of players.
I don't think you will face anybody who knows the anti-positioning for this.
but I think you should just like keep in mind the the left side version in case you need to okay there's a saying that like tx players have a disease where they just like can't pivot off the default positioning.
I played a few games today were challenger players like even though I was punishing their tx positioning they wouldn't move.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and for anyone asking about what the anti-TX positioning is, I don't know.
Let me know when you find out, though.
I mean, my specific anti-TX positioning was scarred in front of TX to ult it, but there's
like probably some ways you can anti-position it.
Wait, what's your first augment?
Um, two trick.
Did you get a Vi two and a Caitlyn two?
No, I didn't get anything that is on my board right now.
You two-trick and sold it.
I had a Caitlyn two.
Yes.
Interesting.
Alright, I didn't see the early game but clearly it worked out, so nice job.
What made you want to play this line by the way?
I had a Caitlyn too on stage one, so I was like, oh, okay.
I guess this comp is supposed to be good right now.
Hold Nautilus.
It's a warden that links to your,
it links to Loris and then it links to Shyamana.
Yeah, it's good to evaluate all of these, like,
could this be my next in?
I feel like if you hit a Shyamana too,
this Nautilus is really good.
Okay. So like...
Boxbox, what's her ring?
Just whatever I have.
It's like Masters.
It's like a 150 LP.
Illinois board.
Oh, I mean, go for this if you have the money.
The more money you have, the more you can be like, I only want to play what's on my team
planner.
But I think it's still like good practice to just hold it.
It's not even just for this game.
Just when you play in general, it's good.
Flexplay to hold things that can maybe link.
And Nodal's Shyvana is like a really common combo.
Ooh!
I mean, just make the best tank out of me, Ken.
Ooh!
Protectors are steadfast.
They're both fine.
I think steadfast is better for wardens.
Okay.
Also, you have double death, the Talon Witch is too many items.
I'm pretty sure you can pre-level that in here. You're so strong. I think you can greed pre-leveling
Yeah, yeah, there's nothing sexier than a pre-level
Wow, what the hell I just killed the bad guy. I think we can actually maybe just go 10 like
You're so rich. You're printing 10 gold per turn and you're still beating everybody while holding
Wow, yeah, I mean, I guess at this point we should just full level my bad
If we're thinking about level 10 and not rolling on nine then just full level is fine
I'm pretty sure you can three-star your T-hex this game. I
Think you have the money for it. Really? On nine or ten? Oh T-hex. Oh, Ornn! Ornn, let's be greedy. Come on, you have 51 HP
Do it for the people. Okay, okay, okay
So, am I saving to Ten-Bell?
If you want to be full greed, yeah, we sack here.
If you want to be a reasonable real player, we would roll on 9 here, looking for Lucian-Senna-2, Seraphine-2, Ornn-2, something better than Garen-1.
Like, oh, we were definitely supposed to roll, but I just think that a TX3 would be really neat.
We can acknowledge the right play and then choose to not do it.
You know, it's good to have fun every now and then.
I mean, as long as we don't, like, you know, lose because we didn't roll here.
Never punished!
Not even close.
Okay, we can actually probably justify rolling a little bit here for, like, one upgrade.
Okay.
Oh! There it is! There's the upgrade!
You know who to put that in over, right?
Should I put it?
Overgaren, good.
And then have him eat someone's ass.
I don't know who.
I feel like a backliner for sure.
Should my front line be okay?
Yeah, yeah, I'd remove your not-useful gunslinger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, we're gonna see a TX-3. Oh my god.
And now I'm gonna put this on my resume.
Even though I joined late when you already had TX-2 on 7,
I'm going to take credit for this win.
Okay, deal.
Wait, now they get to cross streams.
Wait, did we just lose?
Oh.
It's possible.
He does have Nasus too.
That's fine.
I mean, once we roll, we probably have to level next turn
and start rolling though, because you're still getting 10 gold per turn.
Okay.
Think about your items.
It's always TG if you can. It's really good on 2-star Legendary.
Otherwise, Steadfast or IE.
I think Steadfast's Senna is good.
Alright, IE.
Yeah, there's some item cleanup you can do here.
Oh my god, dual T-hexes, each with their own IE.
Yeah, take it.
Yeah, I'm down.
On the level?
Yeah, it's a level.
You're pretty entangled for turn.
When your Econ is this good, we can just like, say fuck it level.
So, show Jhin back on Senna.
I think Red Buff on Senna.
Yeah, IE pairs really well with Lost Whisper.
Yeah.
Swap Orn and Turk.
Yeah, not bad.
There's one thing we did miss. Do you see what it is?
Thank you, Arapapu.
Yeah, stare at your board and see if you can find the inefficiency on our board.
It's pretty small. You can sell Zillion, I think.
Oh, tank items on the turret?
Yeah, the moment you hit the better tank, you should just add a move as a fundamental.
It's not that much stronger.
Well, I would roll a bit here.
Maybe hit orange here and then our mind changes.
Oh.
Yeah, if I get through, start surfing.
Oh, orange here.
Okay.
but on ornate. The moment you hit a big tank upgrade, or in general the moment you hit an
upgrade that's like a big unit, you should ask yourself, am I putting items and if so
from who? We can sell shavanna, yeah we don't need it. You can sell lorris. That was just
like a potential play based on what you hit. That was close. If you killed them faster
I'm sure you wouldn't have printed your money.
I'm too powerful.
Okay, if I get 1-3, we can actually grade everything here.
There's another... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Put that on the TX!
Oh my god! We're gonna have time-warping!
Which one?
Probably the left one.
Cause you can put support items on Senna.
Your Senna is already committed to holding support items, so just give her the next support
item.
Oh my god, I'm so excited to see Faker play T-hex.
I gotta swap my soundtrack.
We need something more exciting.
Yeah, I mean, game's about to end, I would just roll.
So, how are you going to set this up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I lost the spirit.
Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, I almost griffed you.
Like this?
Yeah, let's roll, let's roll.
3 star T-hex!
Yeah, Lucian's on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lucian's on it.
We're going to 3 star everything.
No, fuck that guy.
Okay, okay.
Orin, Orin, Orin!
Alright, let's open the handle.
Yeah, let's have Braum on this board.
That's fine.
It'd be Braum over Tarik.
Just steadfast Tarik or something.
You have so much damage.
If you didn't have a ridiculous backline in balance, I would say you should 3 item
your Senna.
But like, oh my gosh, teleported!
That was awesome!
Yeah, normally like 3 item in here 2-star Legendary is really important, but we
just need a front line for your double T-axis to cast.
Okay, okay next you guys send it
Okay
Yeah, you're five orange six teaxes five sentence. Oh my god scout this if anyone has any orange or sentence. I or teaxes
Okay
Oh, we have to make a choice.
I, uh, fuck, I mean, sell everything but the TX, I think, like, sell the extra oren, yeah,
sell the center, just go for TX3.
All right, you do it.
Pull two TXs out of your ass.
Oh, there's one?
Keep going.
Oh, no.
Okay, it's fine.
Next turn, you'll hit it.
Oh my god. Oh my gosh. I can't wait. I can't wait.
Make sure you give them the prowlers claw to save jump around.
Their guaranteed is an X turn. Because you're fighting a ghost board.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, fuck it. Buy the spill six and thin the pool. It actually matters for five costs.
I always tell you not to, but like for five costs specifically it's pretty important because the pool is really small.
Oh my god. You might be heard.
I'm scared am I supposed to sell you know you don't sell board but I'm down to downgrade
some stuff like you're surfing I roll roll
Yeah, it's a Danganrona.
No!
This motherfucker!
No!
He's ruined you.
Oh man.
He robbed you of the glory.
Oh fuck.
Maybe we're supposed to sell board last time or maybe we're supposed to sell board last
turn in anticipation of this.
He didn't want to see a three star TX.
Man.
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
Get him next time.
Okay, wait, I'm down to coach you on like your stage one and two.
Because I think that's actually the important part of the game.
We have seven minutes.
Is that going to be enough time?
Well, I mean, I'll just leave in the middle of it, right?
Evan, you can play it out.
No, no, like you're going to get into...
Oh, I mean, TFCQs are popping.
You can probably just like count backwards from five.
The Q will pop.
Tell you what, just put your crosshair in the middle of the thing, where the accept button
would be.
It's a little bit lower and to the right, to the right, to the right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trust me it's more to the right.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Now just lift your mouse up and just start spam clicking.
Okay.
Actually, just close your eyes and just count backwards from 10 in your head and
just click on 10.
And like trust me, the key will be accepted.
Okay.
Boom.
There's no key.
Man, you count 10 seconds really quickly.
I'm on three.
Oh.
I promise, TFT is a popular game.
Like I'm sure that in the master rank,
people are coming up like as we speak.
I hope so.
Yeah, this patch seems kind of hard, so I'm not, I don't know.
Wait, what about the patch are you talking about?
Is it actually probably good for us to talk about the patch?
Um, well before the patch, I was like a Demacia one-trick.
Oh, you see that? You see where your cursor was very properly pre-aimed?
Yeah, even more to the right than you'd expect.
I see. Yeah, okay, got it.
I've never pre-aimed my cursor before.
Oh, I see, you like played Demacia and it got nerfed.
Yeah.
So I don't know what to play now.
I feel like TFT Academy does a good job of, not sponsored,
does a good job of being somewhat accurate.
You can play anything in the S, A, or B tier
if you want to find team planners.
I think Noxus Fast Knight is a really good board to learn.
but i think you have to start with a draven
yeah i mean a lot of these boards are fairly similar to the old board have
you ever played uh... you should have a role yet like with um... prisma execute
no i have not it seems hard
thank you zafiki
thanks to the sub
Oh, for those of you guys asking for her stream, I'll link you if you want to watch from her POV.
She's cool. She was my student for the Boxbox Bash. I enjoyed coaching her.
Here's her link. I posted in the chat.
Echel is really scary.
I would only play it if you had too much value or prismatic ticket.
And like, from that spot you don't even need, um...
You don't even need, like, to have a milio.
You can actually win the game from Echel reroll
without each shill on until stage 3.
It's all about the augment and hitting the main board.
Oh, enlightened, I'm down.
Unara is a bit weaker.
But I think it's reasonable to just hold everything here.
In fact, I think you're almost always not supposed to make it...
LULU?!
You had three other perfectly viable...
Oh, okay.
Yeah, a Farakonist.
You don't want to hold the Blitzkrieg or the Univia in case
We hit like other invokers or juggernauts.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, woman!
Where Vayne's a perfectly good man to hold!
But what if we hit Demacians?
Early Vayne is like a sign of Demacia.
Oh, well...
I'm sorry.
But the lengths you went through to justify holding that Lulu are insane.
I mean, we didn't end up hitting that many Demacians, it was okay.
But in a world where you were like Jarvan 2, Sona 1, and like no Vayne, I'd be so sad.
I thought we were committed to Ionia, probably.
I mean, right now we're definitely leaning it.
Hold Pears, whichever ones you like.
Yeah, I'm done.
This is actually pretty good.
Oh!
Oh my God, have these the crown plus vein?
It's such a good opener.
Okay, anyway, re-roll that shit.
We don't have her anymore. She's gone.
Think about your spot. What do you think you need?
Do you need items or do you need money?
Or do you need units?
I think...
Money?
It's definitely not components.
So either reigning gold or stars are born is fine,
depending on if you want to play for win streak,
or just like play for good econ.
Both are fine in my opinion
Hmm, I think unlock Ori this turn by this and if you and unlock all you have to buy buy
Sorry, I took too long to figure it out. We can do it next turn
Yes, I took too long to solve it out
So in this spot before you saw many items
Let's scout and get a good idea of what we're doing because
whether or not you're playing Ionia or you're playing like the Seraphine or
even like a favorite to Demacia from here because usually Piltover Invoker leads
to either the Seraphine or Demacia like they're all like decent options. Let's
scout and just like try to guess what everybody's playing. Just go from top
to bottom I'll help you with this. Void. Calista. That guy's
rerolling each tall with too much value. Void again. Kalista again or Viego again.
Noxus. Noxus.
Zon.
Yeah, I'm not even sure what item you want to slime here. Could be JG Belt, could be
Morello glove. Morello glove is like the most like flexible and you just put on buy right now. Yeah
Yeah, might as well buy this Blitzcrank
Okay, so Ionia and your Lissandra Serpina are both like completely open
Yeah, I both are fine which line if you're more comfortable with I
Um, I think I'm okay with either of them.
I think I would decide based on like my next two shops.
Yeah, wait for the next two shops.
I'm done.
Yeah.
I think it's reasonable.
You also have reigning gold so you can kind of chill.
Does the same thing?
Oh.
I don't get caught.
Yeah, all sliders okay for the Seraphine.
It's not that great.
I feel like this would make me like less likely to play it.
Okay.
Yeah.
I would definitely just like play this scion for bruiser. I
Probably sell saw the or the Dubai inside of fire. Yeah, this is definitely like you're strong this board
Okay, I have to go for now
But okay, your direction is just like Ionia or less seraphine do your best to evaluate the next couple shops
I probably hold the Zoe just a really good flex unit
Probably sell blitzcrank
Yeah, just see any next few shops go and then just commit to the line
They're both like beach here lines are both okay, and you're uncontested
Okay, sounds good grab a flex item like I said fast or something. Okay. Good luck in your stream. Okay. Thanks. So let me go here
Thank you. Yeah
All right now it's time for sponsor
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So for a brand new player, I think she's doing quite well.
She's master's like 150 LP.
Somebody keep an eye on her and let me know how her game goes.
The spot seems average.
She's flexing between two bad builds,
but at least she's uncontested.
Do you inform her that she has some old dice?
No, I forgot.
Okay. I got to go meet up with Toast and Scar now.
How long is the sponsor for?
Two hours, and then we'll be back at CFT.
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I'll let you guys pick.
What's your Twitch?
I can link here one more time if you want to see how our game goes.
All right.
Let me go find Dastara.
OK, so to prep it, preface, to prepare you guys for what
we're going to do here, we are about to do our first
sponsor segment in like two months.
It's for a game that I've actually played before.
It's pretty cool.
It kind of reminds me of Super Vive,
if you guys remember that game.
It's a three player battle royale game.
And it's very like, when I say League of Legends coded,
it kind of feels like you're doing
League of Legends team fights,
but you build your character in the middle of the game.
Like instead of Fortnite picking up guns,
you are like picking up weapons that have different abilities on them.
So it's kind of like, oh, I picked up Lee Sin's Q.
Okay, now I picked up Cacidin's R.
Like, oh, I would really love to pair this with like a Thresh Lanterns kind of deal.
It's pretty sweet.
I'm going to go join Toast on Discord now.
Hello?
Albert?
Hello.
Where is the Skara?
Oh, he's in training mode.
My goat's getting juiced up.
Okay.
Goat's getting juiced up.
Oh, our voice chat's on the highway.
You're on audio sound.
Push the talk, party chat.
Let's turn this off for now.
Alright, there we go.
Ah!
Okay, I have to meet myself on Discord.
Guys, I know that Toast was watching his LCS team.
And I don't want to ask how they did in case they lost.
I missed it. No, I'm a horrible streamer
Do you just does anyone my chat know if they won or lost? Oh
They got stomped. Oh, what do they donate $50? I will one purpose keep my mouth shut
Okay, all right, everybody this is the say goodbye to the TFT tracker as I remember for now
lol man look at it one two three one shes really good game today you play this
game for yes I played it in the alpha so I'm curious to see if they've made
improvements I thought the game was pretty slick you'll tell me if I'm like
the team fighting the way I would describe this game oh first of all let
me make sure I have the correct right where's the score oh oh my god I was
already here sending out the invite Emily Wang got a win and
She says that there's no way we get a win. So we're gonna we're gonna poop her wrong
All right, if you guys like the game that you're why do you get that? Yeah, we will I saw her play league
I am I am certain we're gonna win my boy
I'm begging you to mute your voice chatting game
No, it did not mean it.
Scarra!
Oh my bad, oh my bad, how bad is this?
Bad enough to make me react like this.
How do I disable it?
Options, options, audio.
Did that work?
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
How do I describe what it sounded like?
very crunchy you guys remember right you guys remember how to play this game
we're about to select relics when they come eternal musical chairs ever the
musical chairs wait it's is it still musical chairs we have there's only
like there's like 12 teams and there's only like six spots okay we have to be
one of the six okay all right i might hit the first round but then i'll remember how to play
yeah i might hit the second round but i don't remember
okay i'm gonna follow you just yeah where we drop it wait what if that's a little bit no
wait we're waiting for it oh here go to this location all right
Oh my god, I had to hold up, I had to hold up, yeah, I won't do trouble with that one.
Oh, I need real weapons.
I'm gonna see if I remember how to play this game.
Okay, both, goodbye.
Make sure you guys have weapons.
I have a shield, I don't know if that's enough.
That's Lisa that's Lisa what can work with this? Oh my god, okay?
Yeah, what then everyone's got it?
That's got it. Oh, I'm scattered. I'm scattered. Yeah, I don't ever want to get it. I'll leave them on a wild goose chase, okay?
Okay, so from whatever about this game the gear that you pick up the terms your abilities
Okay, so I have a shirt and I don't see it. You just keep looking just keep looking. We're good shield
Okay, let me move my camera really quick so you guys can see the UI properly.
Okay, I'll meet some time to remember what I'm doing.
But I generally remember that you're supposed to...
Why are you asking that, bro? Why are you asking that?
You loot and then soon you have to fight for one of the limited spots.
Nice, you got some loot?
I got a shield in the bow.
Alright, all I ask is that if you see me get a kill, you say Pog, what a kill.
Oh wait, I should not have two rinsle things.
Okay, I have one weapon.
Ooh, it's a bag of my area.
Bad guys in your area.
I can't help you by the way.
I think I can do it.
Wait, can I open it? Can I open it? Can I swing our resources?
Yeah, you can swing your resources.
Oh, I'm opening it. I'm going to the portal crossing.
Is this... is this... oh, yeah, yeah. It gives me a legendary chest.
Like in the bathroom.
Like in the whole world. Wait, I found the key.
Okay. Oh, we can loot the mausoleum. The mausoleum.
You guys want to loot the mausoleum by the museum?
Sure.
Oh, wait, wait, I just I just don't like to show someone's here. Someone's here. I
Don't find it better. I see we can meet up now
Okay, this guy it's following me Albus car you guys are next to each other let's group up for a fight. All right, let's me in the middle
Whoa
Where's the middle payback?
What does that do?
payback oh it's probably like a counter there was someone behind me and I know
where they are now let's stick together this is like horrible people here oh
oh yeah wait this is a baton set make sure you get ready yeah I got the set I
got the set wait wait wait what was the the name of that baton it's red okay I
I have a red as well. How do I drop you mine?
Oh, I think I have an Enclicking Drag.
Okay, I dropped the red crown.
Oh wait, you can have the mic crown. You ran the crown.
Ooh, I ran her. Sounds hot.
Let's go into the armor and see if we can go down the stairs.
Oh, okay, on the tank now.
Okay, so something I do remember about this game.
When you pick up the rare items, like the colored ones,
ones the colored primer just talking about if you get enough of the pieces you
like get bonuses to you get like some bonus based on like the character
and at all four you get to start become the character that's all kind of hot
new the new blades legend sushi okay what we're carrying wards and amulet
Oh invulnerable amulet, so now press R to go invulnerable. Okay. How long do we have?
There's this if you want to fight
Oh, no, no, no, that's a
Yeah, hey space space. I think solo right now
Oh my god, I don't I always do that who did that?
Thanks, and I
Know it says bought in his name, but ignore that
I
Have the baton I think you can grab that. Oh, I have like you upgrade I see upgrade them
This is a
Oh, I remember Grimwald the little taser boy the lasers that yeah, oh
Oh, this is immune to the image. I forgot. We have to get to it. You can
Let's go north.
This one's actually kind of cool.
It's like musical chairs.
There's only one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
There's eight beacons and then there's like 12 teams.
And only one team can ascend per beacon so you have to like fight to the death for it
if you happen to contest another team.
I love my set right now.
It's like musical chairs.
So we got to this beacon and then I'll defend it.
That's...
I don't know what...
Come to me?
you're bait yeah this way we know if someone else is here oh I see yeah I see
what you mean
I think it's just how do I remember we're gonna be able to extend first which is
Cohen shift attack so we can try and get all money and go down on the other side to get anchors
He toasts the toast yeah, we studied yeah, he's been studied
Okay, my ability is that guys the boy now or makes me a vulnerable for a bit. It's like a whole he makes me tanky
So I guess I'm just a tanker right now
All right, let's look for a fast drop here
Let's go.
There's gonna be a portal in your descriptorium.
Let's pay the payment.
Can anyone in my chat tell me how stealthy my student is doing?
No.
Is she doing okay?
Yeah, thousand bucks.
Oh, do you guys have 500?
Can you drop money?
I have 1200.
Press tab at the bottom.
Take these fragments.
Here it is.
Perfect.
Okay, I'm gonna open this door.
Robert, do you want this arena necklace?
Sure.
Opening.
Serena necklace. Sure. Opening. Money. Fortress. Grab it, grab it, grab it. So now I have two
of the Arana gear. Donny. It's all looking too hot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I got the upgrade
design. Uh, there's Harab's. There's two crowns. Yeah, we have a set of crowns. I
already have crown you can upgrade it if you have it already but it's not the
same one oh slow the movement okay so I'm a tank now wait do you guys want to
go down sure yeah if we had the money I still have money
I think we could go down.
Alright, let's go down.
She's currently in the plong area. Uh oh.
Gremald strange device?
Oh!
That's a Zappa.
Yes, the Zappa!
Wow.
Pick it up for someone.
it up. Like this. Ooh, Dahlia. Now I have a set of Dahlia. Nice. At least she's dropped
steal. Yeah, probably kill this guy. Run free emular. Boom chakas. Oh, a 2-bow, a 2-bow
sets here. Wait the strange device is very satisfying. Oh I ran out. Yes wait I need
to run out. I need to run out. Oh is it a full set for you? It's three out of four.
Oh my god wait I almost get to be a run out. I'm just missing the second weapon.
So she goes in hang on I'm also one-off Dahlia now. Oh, okay
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
The mace oh Elvis oh I read a miss. Yes
Wait, they're in the middle of the fight right now. Yeah, I'm in I'm in there. I don't know my old does much
They might be, they might be, they might be, they don't know that.
They're gonna try and leave, okay?
I'm on red blade, red blade.
You did it.
The top, the top, over here guys, over here.
Why are you here?
Okay, I am coming back.
They're grouping up, they're looting, they're looting.
I'm going in.
Going in.
Wait, you're very far in, Tos.
You know I like to leave without loot.
He's trying to leave. He's trying to leave.
One left, one left.
Kill, kill, kill.
I'm slowing him.
Even easier.
Alright, where'd he go?
He's behind you guys. Turn around.
Behind us.
Oh, where'd he go?
I think he used his...
He's here!
Ebenezer, over here!
Yeah, I see him.
Yeah!
I'm going for a stun.
Oh, I walled him.
Slowing.
Alright, let's kill this guy.
But what is that?
Wait, it's so interesting.
Okay, so now that I hit 4 out of 4 on...
for this set, I become the girl.
Wait, I can't see my own character.
You have to tell me, am I hot?
I can't look at my front.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're super hot.
Super hot? Okay.
Out of 10?
10 out of 10.
10? Oh, hell yeah.
Grimwold, I'll slid in crown.
Okay wait, so what are her abilities?
The sword dashes, the mace slows.
R is the slow.
And then E is my armor that I can activate before.
What's the timer?
Increase damage to closed enemies.
Let's hit the shrine and then go because we need to buy our anchors.
Max money right now. I was only a refill on my consumer. Why are you afraid of what my ult does?
We should eat eat eat eat the gamer
We might be able to buy a dolly out crown here
That one's been here a spin attack that lifesteals and heals teammates
Oh people you've been either there you've been either there come. I need you to on a shrine
Albert is really far away I'm there in 10 seconds all right they're off this I'm gonna
buy the anchor this I ran out for sale oh let me see
I
All right, we're gonna have to fight into the
Over here looking for something to happen. Yeah. Yeah, I'm very strong. I
Think they're the aggro the boss down me
Okay, okay, let's not let them fight the boss the boss. We don't want to go in here
Yeah, let's let's let's keep what I'm thinking left. Yes
Oh, the boss is still on you guys.
I'll be right back.
Okay?
I'm going on, I'm going on you, but even...
One down.
This is dead.
I'm trying to hit him.
He's done.
One down.
He's done again.
One's on third.
One's down.
Is that it? Yeah, that's it.
Okay, nice.
I guess some execution.
Execute. I got one here.
Anyone else gets one?
Yeah, I got one. I got one.
I'll go back right there.
Okay, I understand how to play my character now.
I can kick people with my stupid ball.
Ooh, a Vat-con, eh?
Oh, that's what I need. That's what I need.
Wait, I didn't get more potions.
I didn't get more potions.
Yeah, no.
Oh, you got the full set.
I can't tell if I'm still using my armor or not right now.
Bro's Arthas?
I kinda look like Arthas.
Wait, Arthas is cool right?
People like Arthas?
Let's go, let's go.
Down.
I killed the mobs, trying not to take a lot of damage because this one might be showing
up.
oh shit, I took a lot of damage
oh, okay, look at that, I do not have port shards
make sure that dauntless face
that's good, can you drop your port shard for me real quick?
What is leveling up your gear do?
It makes it stronger.
Okay.
Just like numbers wise or like cooldown?
I think numbers and more cooldowns.
I think if you hold down, it will add effects.
Oh yeah, if you hold down it tells you what you've done.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Lower the cooldown, increase the stun.
Okay.
Very well done.
All right.
Let's get out.
I'm going up north
Forward Q
And we need to hit a shrine
Oh, people on your left scar
Let's not over commit here
Oh, I think they are
We're on Baron
Oh, the big mod is on us
Oh, this is upgrade for teammate, thank you.
Where can we go now?
Locked trophy room.
Oh, we're just going to grab the shrine, although you need an anchor ability.
And you can...
Got it, got it.
Oh, let's fight.
I'm fighting backwards.
Albert, you're shopping people are on top of you right now.
Oh, shit.
One's low.
Sosus is low.
Sosus can die.
One down.
He's going to try and run.
Trouble?
Dead.
He's gonna try and run. Trouble?
That's...
I'll become the last one.
I am down!
I'm down.
Okay.
How do you revive me?
I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive.
Okay.
He's trying to run.
You guys are so fast and I'm so slow.
I got sunk, he said.
Oh my my thing doesn't actually automatically I have to press the manually oh
We got 20 seconds. I'm gonna take this one. Oh, we're gonna be in the zone if we don't leave now, okay. Oh
Okay, I can press B. I thought I revived a one-time GA
Okay.
I have to remember.
The minions are main.
They're in the other zone so we should be uncontested here.
It's going to be a final fight.
Oh, this is a little painful.
I
Was pretty tanky. Yeah, I'll go in mate. I'm gonna pass I'll go in first
One left I see one that's happy. Oh, I'm going in
All things this looks good. I'm on half day. Yeah
go in go in low go in low is shielding come on solid i don't know how to grab him
no no no can die can die
off in here wait why isn't my thing working i'm down wait why why isn't my
my v-work is after i die guys so low he's so low he should die
Oh, I'm down as well. These guys are so low.
Wait, what?
Oh, you have to pop it before your death.
Oh, I didn't know.
I think we split VPS.
Oh, I see. Okay, I understand.
No, that's not bad. I didn't know how my last wish worked.
I used it incorrectly.
dude that's why you have to use it before you die I used it like right after I
died it's a true new girl they were all all okay we're okay I got it
it changed a little too hard there yeah but it's like they're so close you
though okay I like my character though I understand how to play it
This is similar shape of dreams. That's like pvk. It's like a battle royale
Okay, I get it. We'll win at least three
Okay, so while we're waiting for the next game to start I'll just to give you guys the overview
This is the Archron like open beta. It's like an open beta about last from today until March 2nd. So about two weeks
Actually more like 10 days
You should like type an X-Meshmark Archron and then download the demo on Steam
It's 33v33v33v33v33 battle royale
Oh man, there's no ranked on this playtest.
I just took a look.
How does everyone see?
Dude, TFT is solved.
Oh, I thought they just did a new patch.
Oh yeah, sorry.
I'm in a good way.
Like, I'm winning.
Oh
Yeah, when you get a chance look at my profile later, wait, why is it you like one?
Oh
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised
We want to clear the mobs on the outside. Oh, there's people here lots of people go for a chest again. Oh Jesus
Nice, we got one chest, and we'll go for another chest.
We want to kill the mobs as soon as we can.
Alright, let's open the door, kill the inner ring, and then we can maybe look to go down.
Ah!
Grab that.
I got that.
Oh, my.
Wait, I got a mausoleum key.
Oh.
Wait, where are you looking, glass?
Do the mausoleum.
Oh, what the heck?
It shows up on your map
Scar give me your money and then we can go down. Oh, I was gonna do this. Hold up. I'm sorry
Yeah, oh person person person. Oh
Well, let's run, let's run
Okay, you drop grenades
Shit, oh shit, oh god, I'm going to, I'm going to struggle. I'm coming.
Oh
Wait, oh, I know I know I died to pvp. I'll be right just right. I'll be just right
Yeah, you can resin stuff to shrine horrible news. I died to the creeps
Wait, I a guy was like running away from a boss. I was like, oh, I'll just take the kill and then it two shot me
He lost the game. Good damage dealt bow
It's my fault zero damage dealt one deaths. That's me baby
Is this number of the playtest?
Yeah, it's the one available on Steam, it's free right now.
Yeah, binary stats, zero deaths or zero damage dealt, zero elims, zero executes, zero healing,
one death.
I'll be back in a minute.
A Rift Challenge awaits.
I think we need to try and limit our damage taken against computer bugs that telegraph everything they do.
what do you think about that statement
all right i'm back
all he all he was talking to you opera
that repeated a test
no no no no well you know let's let's try and not die to mobs or take nine from mobs
oh yeah i mean i guess that's pretty good general advice for all three of us that we can all equally
take in
I
First things first look for a chest and then kill mom's
People are landing yours. All right trans get something and then there are a lot of people in one direction guys
We just care about chess just care about just we don't have to kill the little things
Wait, do you get anything for killing the mobs?
Uh, some money, but it's not really worth it.
You much rather kill the elites?
Cause you just need items early on.
Let's make our way towards north to overlook.
Uh, people on Albert's guard, let's go.
Oh, it's just one guy.
Albert? Oh wait, it's a legendary chest here, hold up.
Oh, it's actually multiple, I'm sure he'll leave.
Yeah, go to the left, Albert, if you can.
we're trying to reinforce you if they come to the real capsule I mean Pokemon
all right that's a push after come over we've got this chest I'm coming oh
oh scars sees one all right let's go north let's keep going towards the
overlook no one's in the overlook yet reduce incoming damage all right there's
uh...
right that
uh... let's kill the inner circle and then
consolidate money to go down
the people on this side
okay uh... go to west car is
uh... everyone both drop money both drop money shopping so you can always open
yourself
alright opening, let's go
down down down down down
do not try not to take damage, if people are going to be taking it after
uh oh my god
are we going to take damage, make sure you are healed up
well just take whatever, i'll take whatever
syringe shovel
alright i don't like the eyeball
i gotta swap this out
if your eyes open for bad guys who want to take our stuff
don't like them, we do not like them
oh, we got to take back
I'm looking for Maliki and some other stuff
there's a struggle going on in Fireball
I'm so bad at dodging that I'm looking for crib I have the crib emulator
I don't know what I'm doing here.
All right, oh, that should be everything.
We can head back up.
Wait.
We're just doing damage.
One of the most important ones.
Oh, you know, maybe I take this.
Wait, did you guys see another hollow?
Oh, there was one.
That was the crown earlier.
You remember where it was.
Oh, people coming in.
Oh my god, I need to back up.
Ooh, one slow.
Fred Bob, Fred Bob.
I'm dead.
Right above low.
Oh.
Right above.
Going on the Albert.
Okay.
I'm down now.
What's finishing me?
It's you.
They're both low.
Okay.
1v1.
I'm down now.
Okay, 1v1.
Flee if you have to.
Oh no no no, 1v2, 1v2, 1v2.
He's resting.
Okay, he's resting. I think he's leaving.
I think you're running, you're running.
They're all alive now.
Oh, that was kind of sick.
That was pretty close.
Okay, I normally did not like my abilities,
but I probably didn't use them correctly.
Those weapons seem a lot better than this guy.
you run before they can regroup he has to like he has to get out of here though yeah how do you get out
they're gonna want to leave as well
how the f*** can stop them
wait are they camping i think they're camping the entrance
Yeah, are you guys not all gonna die then possibly they're probably gonna go first or they're probably gonna wait till the last second
Maybe you can like be the minute come in to you ball into the exit
Okay, they left
They're not waiting right okay, okay, definitely a pop it's where you're bought. Oh
Man, we be able to make it
down left
get down right
all right
hang on
the war was right there
a group of echoes has met the end
wait I did it, I dealt an amount of damage this time
at the damage guy weapon I had that it was made for alternative issues and I
should have killed them I had an opportunity I couldn't let them reset
I actually did it I did an amount of damage hell yeah I didn't like that
little range spell cast the eyeball I had a lot better actually
We're supposed to be in every game and we have a 1-1, 40 minutes in.
I am.
Don't worry about it.
We're giving other people the opportunity to win first.
I don't know if Texas is going to do that on the team.
How's my student doing?
Did she win?
She did not win.
The hospitality.
Hold the door open for others.
I feel like you just want to get all the rare items immediately and just try to build the
set.
It's interesting that you like are given a random set of abilities to figure out what
to do with it.
Once you get like the full set of one person's gear, the kit like makes sense, that it not
makes sense at all to me.
They healed the full while you were hitting them.
Oh, you can consume while shielding.
Interesting.
I didn't know that.
Oh.
Eh.
Here, right.
People here, everyone look for a chest?
Hey, hey, fuck you man!
Fuck you!
Thank you.
Uh, I'll scar down the wall.
uh-oh you guys are right over there yeah yeah i'm not under geared though
anything
Is he in free to play?
It's free to play for now.
They said that they will launch with a price when the game fully comes out.
Shame he can't pick up two of the same weapons.
Also, I wonder what the set differences are between the default weapons and the real
weapons.
Oh my god.
I've never seen that before.
wait oh I have the actually else because I actually like the abilities on some of
the default weapons skimitar guys like you're someone here next to me there's a
portal to the underway next to me
I'm on someone. Alright, I'm down with you. I'm running.
Mandy, you have two legendary chests. That's so unfortunate for me.
There it is. I'm fleeing.
Any of y'all knew that they're chasing me. They're chasing me. Oh
Yeah, I think you both will survive so I'm not even making my way there. I see him on the minimap following my oh
All right, I'll just keep running. I'm sure I'll be okay
Yeah, let's fight you and me lovely close guy. He was even worried. I know you guys you guys are the go
Oh, I should have let him heal. We're both one hit from dying. We're both one hit from
dying, but I had a healing ward and he had a healing potion. I'm dead.
Okay, I would where are we resident?
Wherever is nearby?
Scarce kind of near a shop on the right
Yeah, these mobs got hands
Looking for curve crown. Hey, I'm looking at the damage from the right
It says that my opponent hit me with a great sword
Mobile time so and then I got hit by something you hold three times
I love that it just says something, that's really funny.
I have to run, I have to run toast.
Wait, I think I am so far away from you, toast.
Oh, toast, you can res me.
You can res me, right? At the shop next to you?
Yeah, okay.
Definitely, definitely, I'll res you.
Oh, okay, let's go.
uh am i uh i mean i can yeah i can hit you in the truck okay there you go
oh well yeah but we are like kind of far away so yeah we're we're poverty run this time
no i'm in i'm in uh on the east side if you guys want to take the portal back
Oh, I guess yeah, they didn't chase through, so...
Two!
I'm looking for one, not I'dani.
There he is coming over, nice.
I'm so weak, but I'm coming.
The garden will be like today, I wonder.
I'm looking for loot. We must look for loot.
Loot is pretty important.
There's a few both here.
I'm gonna grab the doll, I think.
I love that gap.
What do you need?
uh... he donny
we got two dollars
we have to vote here
really grab me that
where's it
uh...
it
uh...
we got five seconds here boys
second
hope this weapon is off
this weapon also
Yeah, maybe snare him. It's real cool.
Oh, the right-click is a snare.
You land that snare and then I go win.
So I can reset my abilities.
Interesting.
So I can right-click, right-click, reset, right-click again, and then slash again.
Cool.
I'm looking for the other weapon.
I think I'll be fine.
What was the name of the weapon you're looking for?
of the Subos thing that aren't, it's like a Subo weapon.
Okay.
Let's go here.
Let's wait for it, wait for it, wait for it,
wait for it, I keep waiting for it.
There's surely a third one on the shot.
Land on the shot.
Grab your anchor ability.
I'm too poor I'm too poor all right now let's head east towards the script for you
Or is
I'm here at this, I'm here at the scriptorium.
Yeah, open.
Do you have enough?
I don't.
I can drop some.
Yeah.
I don't.
Okay.
Yeah, I do.
I don't like that. I don't like that one. It's a very tricky, sneaky, it does.
these torture guys are...
oh dollio
yeah dude is dollio
panelope looking
glass
oh panelope
where's the panelope? yeah I marked it over there
Dahlia dancing right here
Uh, so you need a Dahlia?
Yeah
Curves lantern here right there's a Dahlia here. Oh, yeah, let me drop it
Curves flaming lantern if anyone wants it
Oh, there's a lot of Kareev. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see how that turns out.
Wait, wasn't there a Kareev melody?
Correction emulator.
With this, thank you.
Tether's enemies and bullets.
There was Irena's emulator somewhere, right?
Yeah, I need it.
Are you Irena?
Uh, yeah. Oh, I found it.
Perfect.
Alright, I'm happy with my set.
Wait, I have Irena for you. Crown?
Oh, no, no, no. I'm full build now.
You're full Irena?
Uh, no, no, no. The build I won, I have it.
Oh, it's not like you're full Irena?
Yeah, it's not a full full build.
Oh, wait, you have like a build? Are you a nerd?
No.
Wait, don't tell me you looked up builds.
No, I didn't.
Oh, Irena Northwind Amulet. I'm an upgrade teammate.
Thank you.
All right, I think we've looted most of this. I'm heading up. Yeah, I'm on the last one. Oh thought that dolly up and builds
Guys, let's do a riff challenge
Okay, coming
Yeah, I can just activate it
Essentially it challenges people to 1v1.
You guys get a notification from that?
Yes, but I don't have any heal ups or bots.
Uhhh, alright, let's show them what we're made of, boys.
I think my build sucks.
Yeah, wait, I'm not that strong actually.
Oh, why did we accept it?
Oh, I would actually prefer to not fight.
Well, I think my build is actually...
I ass.
Oh.
That's not good.
Oh, I'm one Penelope off.
If anyone finds a Penelope weapon.
Wait, where'd we go? Are we supposed to go somewhere?
What just happened?
Don't tell the fortune.
Wait, I'm very... I bet Penelope is hot.
Is that you're good?
I don't know but I have three of the four Penelope's.
You're looking for the final one.
There we go.
In two extra Invarence Pips?
Oh, I see.
I
Inside are blinded, okay
You can't do that very all right plates low plates low plates low
I'm blinded
I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in boys I'm going in boys
I'm hit I'm hit I'm hit I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
I thought I was dead I was not hit
oh scores on these if I'm I got I got pulled back
guys wait this was not from a way close
Yeah guys I think we might suck here.
No no no no no, we're just giving them a win!
Actually, I've been telling my viewers that we can play this game for free on Steam right now with two friends,
and they should keep up right now, since they're such nice viewers, they're just gonna give us a win.
Oh!
Wait, okay, I definitely have no idea how to play any of the ranged characters.
I'm gonna like go out of my- Wait a second.
I was looking at the lowest damage dealt number and assuming that was me, but that's
actually not me.
That was me.
I'm trash.
Alright, I definitely did not like this Penelope character though.
I did not like the idea of just standing back and shooting bolts.
Yeah, I think one thing about this game is if you dash three times it locks your dash until you get three
Back to three. So if you are your third dash is in you're not waiting then you are just dead
Try that to use all three dashes
Forward unless you 100%
Okay, we're stuck there and you're just gonna die
Okay, quick roll call if you're here in the chat type here.
I'll let my bot know that you are here.
Why do you...
Well, I want to know how the dolly has said.
Yeah, these guys are pretty good.
I think anyone who initiates challenges is probably just too strong.
No, we should do it again.
Wait, how do I make my character hotter?
Oh, if you go to the main menu, oh wait, I know what we came here for.
Clicking the main menu, leave or searching, oh, never mind too late too late, no!
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I'm playing Arcuron with Scarra and Toast.
We play for one more hour, and after that I'll let you guys pick what we do next,
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Maybe we roll some dice again.
God such fun memories to hitting that six six six six six six on the dice roll
God what if we added one more die?
We hit it yeah, we hit it it's about 40 minutes
Man I'm sure someone picked something. Oh
All right, we this one this one leave this guy where this is our way
Oh god, so many people. Oh my god. I'm going north. I'm going north. I'm going north. I'm with you, Scar. I'm with you.
Okay, I see a chest.
Oh, I should not have done that. I should not have tried to do that. I've done that.
I need one chest, baby. One chest.
Oh, I'm waiting for your chest. I'll take it.
Oh, there's an oracle on it!
I'm gonna go take my life, oh my god there's so much shit, I'm pretty convinced this desec
I was like the best
Oh, the PB is owning me. Give me out
One of them. Oh, what other let's bury?
But we are so far. We're really far. It's okay. Oh
Yeah
Why is this area so terrifying oh god, I'm gonna die to PB
I just want the ward.
Wait, nowhere is safe, man.
Let's start a little quest here.
All right, you guys see the quest?
Oh, it's on the top.
Come to me, you must do this quest.
I'm going to do that.
presence in the zone time
Oh another team is doing my quest you guys here. I'm very far away from you guys. Alright, Scar, are you here?
a lot of legendary chests here but wow that was a scary area to be on
I have a hook I think I can finally loot everything I just guys don't look like
super good on your left car. Perhaps I should help my teammates. Oh this guy, oh god, oh god.
I'm super low, I need a reset.
All right looping around. I'm coming. You're alone right now. I'm gonna help you. Yeah.
I fucking bet. I fucking bet. He's finishing me. Don't worry Scarra, I'm here. Okay, yeah,
beat him up
this is 3v2
they're all in there
he's one
fuck
kill the one on toast
one down
there's a u team
he has to leave this engage
i'm out
there's another guy over here
I tried to loot, I killed him
Oh god
There's another guy over here
I'm running
That human
Hey uh, you see guys put out your resby?
Yeah, sure
Yeah, I'm out of here.
Hey, uh, the shrine, I can't help but see the shrine is in the very top left.
Yeah, I can go rescue.
I think the base bow actually feels really good.
Yeah, you see where I'm pinging?
Oh yeah, I see it.
We have 50 seconds to get into the game.
Yeah, I'm going.
I think you have to res me here, and then we all end up here.
OK, Tos, you know where we're meeting?
Yeah, yeah, we're meeting.
He's running to it already.
OK.
We need a res button that's in the bottom left.
You won't have to click it fast.
I'm going.
Wait, it's actually going to be like every second time.
already there's bad guys in there already all right we'll get there really late
let's go we'll be completely undergird and naked we got this
not good this is not good wait there the rest of the bottom left right oh I
I have no item.
Does this work?
Yes.
Jesus, I'm getting absolutely fumbled right now.
Do we win?
internal weapon over here no no we didn't
they'll give it damage keep going I
for acting is like you to go fast I
actually kind of made it to the end of it
it's kind of sick but I was very far
behind in general we either like take a
2v3 or just do that and hope it works
out
Okay, there's a big emphasis on like being able to PvE fast.
I was so confused in the early game.
I had so many legendary chests, but there was also so many enemies.
I need to just like be better at the PvE, and that should be really easy.
Yeah, why doesn't the screen say victory?
Wait, we're definitely kind of bad.
Myself included.
Okay, gotta loop better.
Hmm.
Alright, let's just go to the third one.
Oh, I'm going on your ease
Okay, that's not taking damage from PvE three people follow me for one chest man
What is this there?
Damage mitigation?
There's three people on me.
Let's help him, let's help him.
You guys want to turn around for this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, these are bots, man!
Could be people.
One. Who do the other? Close your eyes.
Oh, that's mine. The wonderers there were just on me. They
knew the biggest threat. Uh huh.
Thank you for that guy.
I don't know if he's going to even worth killing.
Yeah, I'll go with that.
There was no place for that.
I don't have enough.
Yo, you guys want to do that money pooling thing?
I can rescue. I remember to use this.
I can run to you.
seventy
i bought a robot team revived
so if you're dead call it out
uh... i can go to see you
i picked him up the beast
who's the beast
do you think agave is really fun
Oh
Russell
Forefather crown
some of our companion oh dolly yeah wait wait wait let me get the dahlia though oh
Oh my god.
I have a doll here though.
Let me show this.
There we go.
Whoa.
Love me some doll here.
What the heck is this?
Wait, this is the Penelope item that I was missing earlier.
Penelope?
Oh, make a back.
Thanks for the sum.
Oh, that did not hit me, bro.
What are you seeing?
What's up with time?
Ooh, Dahlia.
One more Dahlia!
I have four different pieces of gear. I'm trying to figure out which one I like.
Oh, alright. This time I'll hit. If you see Penelope, let me know.
Oh, I have the... uh... any more.
Oh, yes. Please. Yes.
Okay. Oh my god.
I know I said I didn't like Penelopee earlier.
But I'm changing my mind.
I'm about to be beautiful.
All right.
Oh, look at this show!
Oh, you're full.
Oh, you actually transformed.
We should look for fights, because I got this pretty early.
Does anybody have Penelopee in their shop?
I'm missing the Penelopee crown.
I have the weapon. I'll buy the weapon up here for you. Oh, thank you. Looking
best too.
What's shooting to the right by the way? When you get to circle first let's go
east. We got someone here. There's someone here. There's someone to shoot me.
Find someone else. Let's go for position first east. Okay, where's circle
Oh, that's nice.
on Palopy.
One more Palopy.
Oh, wait that's good.
Sparkling, wait that's a great...
Okay, so it's a snare.
My R is a snare.
I have an umbrella.
I guess I'm kind of rinchy.
You guys want to tell me to go down?
Okay, so I'm gonna open this.
Hi.
I guess I'm great.
You know what I mean?
go down we go down oh that's the boss okay wait maybe we don't go that way oh
shit this way wait what's a relic carry sounds like a place we could go for
loose yeah I'm down here right now oh oh I know that's just an upgrade I thought
was the fourth Penelope at him. Penelope! Oh, it's just two chests. Wait, we are looking...
Oh! No, come on, where's the Penelope? I must turn into Penelope. I bet she's hot.
I'm going down stairs.
Down stairs.
No.
How do you ping?
I'll build another up front for you.
Must.
I can more only fight in Penelope stuff.
I don't know.
Maybe we can go do a quest to the east or something.
Yeah, I feel like.
like what the character looks so scared I think you're supposed to be like shadows
of dead humans and then by assembling their full set of gear you
become like a human that's why if I get the next Penelope gear I'd become
Penelope what did the ability just do detonate your flying shards oh was a
What is this thing?
So I am?
You scared the shit out of me.
I have Dahlia if you want.
Oh.
Am I shot?
Dahlia what?
I can go double check again.
Oh another Pinel.
Where?
I'm glad it's maxed out, I can't pick it up.
Oh, I see.
It's amulet.
Yeah.
Nah.
It's not really worth it.
I-
Oh, can you guys tell me if these guys look like they need some business?
Ooh, a doggy!
LOOTAAAAAAA
Please, Penelope.
LOOTAAAAAA
Oh, this is all garbage.
Oh, I ran a sword.
Oh, wait, no one's there.
I mean, I could switch. I could switch to a red, I guess.
The red is actually kind of...
Fun.
No.
You got a lot of miniboss.
Is normally you never see others.
No, in our earlier runs, we like kept fighting.
We might just gotten lucky
Maybe one thing's killing all their asses on your way to and I ran us. Oh, yeah, we're cooking. We're actually cooking
Rinshey
Wait, what fuck you're three or four a boat
Let's go towards that towards what the key
I'm running toward it I'm gonna split off and look for loot
Oh I ran out of Penelope crown Oh Penelope crown
Where I think it
We've got to run this key my money's maxed out so I should try and spend this
I need you to just challenge how strong you are not very strong oh
Where was it it was somewhere here oh
I just checked my shop. Yes
Transform I bet I'm hot am I hot very hot. Oh, actually. Yeah, you hot
What do I get now oh my god, oh
you're yellow
Shattered pieces that pass through enemies and deal crushing damage. That's
Oh
Oh my god, yes. Oh, I'm like a like a appearance obsessed woman
Okay, so oh god umbrella
right
Looking glass and then you get a quick detonate bottom bottom. My r is a snare my ease of what a bling over we gotta go now
Okay, and my x is just a big damage. It's like a luxe ult
Sorry, I was saying that out loud
What does my thing do?
By your thought process.
Blind.
Your character is looking pretty good too.
Yeah.
Apparently my character is very young and youthful.
I get two extra dashes.
dashes well you get two extra dashes yeah five dashes that is even same above
what I'm I'm moving looks like we're the only ones here maybe I feel like we
haven't seen anyone yeah we're fine how we like not seeing a single person this
this uh run i'm not sure
why don't you ask am i hot are you r p-ing
eh not really
here's something
i guess laggin
no
wait how do you ping again
no mouse
Am I pinging something right now?
No.
Alright.
If you hold tab, you can ping an area.
It's...
Oh, I see.
But I don't think you can like, in front of you unless it's an item.
Like an area.
Wait, we should like a free ticket to like the top four.
Oh, Frost's skill.
Oh, you're doing it.
For it...
We...
Alright.
yes
oh hello there let's go west yeah yeah kill these mini bosses
you can't even upgrade that i'm gonna open this
i'm already maxed out
After I kill these mini bosses, I'm up. I'm up a now
All right, let's head down
Oh
I think it's coming at my oldest scream.
Yo, where's Albert?
Uh, I was living in the big chest up here. I'll come.
Is that a Rena upgrade?
Oh.
Huh?
I have a gas left.
Oh wait, my chat is telling me that you need this amulet.
Which amulet do you need?
Uh, a redder.
Oh, okay, yeah, it's here.
You can down the bottom.
Uh, I'll ping it.
It's right on the outside.
Oh, thank you Twitch chat.
Right on the outside.
Oh, where are you?
Yeah, it's right on the outside.
I'll come, you can find me.
Yeah, and I pinged it.
I've seen like 12 Penelope-looking glasses.
I've become the Frost Knight.
Upgrading teammate.
We all have Eternals.
Upgrading teammate.
Are you doing it?
Yeah, I did.
I'm going out the East exit.
I'm going out to the east exit
It's a my old kind idea though, I guess you can hit a shrine takes a long time
But I guess you can maybe do like some flick shots with it. Yeah
Yeah, I'm down
Let's go to the armory. It's 100 meters away.
Oh, right here.
Another looking glass.
Uh oh, there we are. Beacon died.
Alright, let's go.
It's north. We might be there for three teams, two beacons.
Okay.
They're so close to the Arborette.
The remaining two teams are fighting on the other place.
Is it red?
It's like, we're good.
Oh, I mean, we're at the Arborette.
Oh, yeah, I'm coming.
I'm coming out.
You're a mythic in two legendaries.
I feel like I've seen so much Penelope stuff.
I know!
Shut up, miniboss, let's go!
I'm like maxed out.
I wish I was maxed out.
No, there's only three teams.
There's two of you.
I'm just gonna upgrade some dollar.
Oh, there's bad guys.
Oh really?
Wait, how's that possible?
Oh, I got a three-man ulti. Nice, nice, nice, huge.
Blinding. Nice, oh, okay.
Wow. Oh my god.
What, the same time?
Wait, we are in sync.
Holy shit.
this might be the one. Wait, I got a three man ulti. I wonder if they can see like my
indicator that I'm aiming my ult. Another Penelope looking Blast. Another Penelope looking
Blast. I've actually seen like 15 of them. Yeah, I'll go rescue. I'll go rescue as
as well. I think I'm going to do 42 charge. Alright, Albu gets another CC like that. Yeah,
I have a snare and then like a line based ult, like a lux. Actually, I'm basically a lux.
Play with each other, call your targets. Oh, oh, going right over. They have a dog.
killing dogs killing dogs oh it doesn't go through walls yeah my alt doesn't go
through walls I just aimed like at a wall like a door next to me I'm healing
on my left dog coming in I'll let's focus this guy okay he posted he's
He's pulled down, he's weak!
Dead!
One down, halting, snared.
One down, oh, last one.
Nice.
Yeah, we're the best!
Oh no, I got him all alone.
I'm like crazy.
Yeah, wait, I'm Lux, man.
Yeah, I'll break you up all three people.
Oh wait, actually, I did the least damage.
Okay, you got the one that matters.
Okay, okay, we got 30 minutes to get one more win
to beat Emily Wang.
Wait, I thought I was carrying.
I actually did the least damage.
I'm down.
Yeah, I'm lucks with five flashes.
I mean, it's basically a lucks.
I have like a ball that explodes and deals damage.
It's so OP.
Line snare, line lizard.
You're just really fat and tanky and you have CC.
guy recently can you explain the game? It's like Battle Royale musical chairs. Well that's
like the core concept of the game where you there's like 12 teams and then you farm and
then only like eight teams can move on to round two and then only four teams can move on to
round three and only two teams can move on to round four. And like there's like circles
on the map and then you have to fight for the circles to ascend. It's kind of cool.
It's like musical chairs. The actual combat you like you're like a naked man at the
the beginning of the run, and then you grab pieces of gear that define your character.
So like at the end I grabbed all the pieces of gear of like the pretty woman, what was
her name?
Oh Penelope.
I grabbed all the Penelope gear, and then like if you grab everything you become the character.
Like a League of Legends champion.
So like our run was really good, we got lucky and we all happened to get our full
sets and we became like our characters and you get like massive advantage.
So where we dropped it?
Okay, can't customize the shadow person. Yeah, you can. I keep forgetting to do it, but you can.
Oh, oh, yellow chest. Oh, I'm near the gateway. Penelope again! Grab one more time and start fighting.
Oh no, wait, how the kip key? It's really close.
Oh my god!
Kermul's strange device.
Oh my god!
Oh hell yeah!
You guys might like it over here.
Real quick.
Coming.
Oh my god, key kitty.
I'm gonna hit my key.
Fuddenmonster's Lectidius.
Only at the very beginning.
Hey, this is a Penelope.
Penelope!
Oh yeah, do you want it?
Yeah, I'm coming.
The itch is at like the very last place.
Oh my god, I got 10 LP again.
I swear Twitch has gone down like a decent amount.
In what way?
Like actually the server just went down, it goes down.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm 3 out of 4 Penelope again.
Oh my god, 2 out of 4 Dalio again.
Oh, I guess I could do a reader again.
It was pretty good.
Oh, I already get 5 dashes without even being fully Irana or Penelope.
Oh, I guess 2 out of 4 is enough.
Cool.
Oh
Are you looking for Claudia
Yeah, I have you need the necklace. Yeah. Oh, I got it. Oh
That's very Pog news indeed
I'm going to the overlook.
Okay.
Usually there's some people...
Oh, wow.
The overloots on people.
Wait, no, let's flip it over a little bit.
Get in here.
It doesn't...
How do you get over there?
I
Need you get over there
I got a chair
All right, I spent the money
You don't spend the money.
Right, I don't.
I ran out of frost armor crowns.
Oh, well, that guy's nowhere.
There's a PBVAD.
I'll get that.
if you guys see the lasso rid of these which one we toast toast
Penelope! Penelope looking glass! I'm her again. oh wow that's so fast yeah all
Alright, let's go challenge someone.
Dallas, dancing blade.
I see two rim walls, I might switch it up if there's another.
He can already? We just got here, alright everyone, fast.
I think once you transform, you can't.
Adalia crown.
Are we close?
Grimwold oscillating crown.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Where's the exit?
Oh, other side.
I
Scar are you Grimald I ran out okay
Once in front of us yeah, we're gonna have to fight for the spot. Okay. We're really strong
to a beacon, quick thing.
Oh, there's another team fighting in there already.
Okay.
Alright, let's third party.
Do not over-commit. Just play on the edge. Play on the edge.
I'm gonna get a 10-man ulti!
One guy's out on Albu-
Play from the side.
I got one
Yeah, I'm I'm really up real quick this El Gordo guys almost dead
one now one more boom I get your execution and then pull the loot up
There's a lot of loot balance the issue I think get any uproots you see
There's two bots and one more body by me two more bodies by me
Any less body body
Wait this guy has a doll there prove
YUP!
Did you get it?
Oh my god, I got it. Yeah, you got it.
Oh, where do I go?
Let's go to their shop.
Here's 18 seconds you can use it.
Wait, isn't it 18 seconds like forever?
I can upgrade someone's iron sword.
Oh, I already did by accident.
Oh, no, no. I just upgraded it.
Oh, I see.
You can get upgraded again.
No, I think we have the same shop.
I'm not sure.
I'm going to buy a rescue.
Now we've got the rescue.
Let's go to the left north.
Grimwold...
Okay, so...
for this girl, her umbrella is like a shotgun. You get two bullets
and then downstairs real quick. And then she's out of juice, and then five bullets.
So it's like a pistol and a shotgun. Okay, got it.
I run as nice as you got back.
And once you dashes she reloads, okay?
Yeah, I'll try the...
I see the other star.
I gotta like spam dashes more.
Oh.
Okay, I gotta spam dashes more.
This character has so many.
I'm gonna...
I think we should start a fight.
Oh, yo!
On me!
Yeah!
On Albert!
Oh, I'll throw that at you.
He's snared!
Nice, there!
a lot of the frost harbors got one behind
I got him. Albert, he has Penelope. Yeah, I know. I want this.
I don't know what to do with that.
Scar, are you good?
I don't know what to do with that.
We got left.
Okay, left?
Okay.
Yeah, you got to really follow up.
Okay, I definitely need to like land my snare there to kill him.
I want to make sure that this doesn't happen.
Ah, that, we exactly killed him.
Oh, no, I mean like at a shop.
Oh, yeah.
Just grab that loot and then maybe just hang around the shops.
Can I like...
Okay, so you can like turn around and rotate while you're ulting. Oh, I'm on one. Oh, okay
Oh, what was that guy's name? I have no idea
Because I think he's trying to rest. Oh, yeah, it's this guy. It's this guy
He snared wait, is he where'd he go on me on me? He's not talking to me. I stand okay come back to you
Oh, oh god.
I'll be distracted by the boss.
I gotta be dead.
Oh, we need to do beacon.
Alright, yeah.
Yeah, let's go to the Hust.
Get.
I'll get three bullets now.
That's why I was so confused.
14 so probably a fight
And just up by the shrine
we gotta go we gotta go 13 seconds oh my god way on here there's two teams on
here okay let's go we gotta hurry
oh shit I'm getting double zone that right no way these guys are double
I think I need a test.
We're completely safe.
I'm on Albert.
I think Albert's in a semi-safe spot.
Yeah, we can get them out of our area.
Okay, I'm using rescue.
Alright, give it to you.
Please don't.
On our right.
What's Albert? There's a boss on you. Okay.
It's gonna start shrinking soon, yeah?
I'll charge you up.
Paired this guy?
Oh, I got B. I got B.
Hey, Albert, can you push this guy to the mile a bit?
Is there actually me?
I'm done.
I don't know what I died to.
Somebody just said I've nearly damaged me.
Oh yeah, this storm...
I thought I was going the right direction, but I survived.
Storm got me like 10% before I ended.
Did you go the wrong way earlier?
Yeah, yeah. I thought I was going northeast.
I was just going east like a little bit
I'm surprised the other team guys
How much each Peters one person have I can't tell how much damage is 1200
Great time for one more. Yeah
That's a funny thing to lose too.
We lost cause Scar got lost on the way to the beacon.
Oh, I do feel like it's easy to get lost.
Alright, one last game.
I still haven't gotten to customize my character.
A few times have been too short.
I wonder if there's like skill-based matchmaking, or if it's just like the first 30 people
to get into a game and just match up against each other.
Alright, hopefully I don't have to play Penelope again.
I want to play someone that goes in.
Yeah, down here. I like this.
If we're contested here, we're so screwed.
Oh
Go very
If you have a weapon we can start holding them because there's a lot of people spawn and not enough chests
Yeah, I didn't see a single chest
What did I pick up sliding emulator
I
Was the one team or two teams
Those are two. Oh, yeah, those team up. What's on your back? I mean, I'm gonna fight against that boss
They're coming towards you over yeah, I'm running you have weapon one
I think we can take them okay, they shouldn't have we get they come to chasing it's will Smith
it's will fit I will be right there guys wait is this actually a bot he's
running away I don't think it's actually a bot I think his name just says bot
guys are three people you know fighting humans right now we need you
that's what I meant to say that's what I meant to say I'm coming I'm on my way
when you chase oh my god you guys are so far away okay they're fighting they're
fighting. Wait, can't win, can't win. Yeah, one guy who's not even in the fight. I'm
on Will Smith? Yeah, yeah, yeah, get the Will Smith.
It's your, it's your, it's your, it's your.
Oh, go on him. All right.
You are I'm chasing him he's trapped he's trapped in here. He's low
Okay, I got him. I got him. What am I gonna do miss all my shots? Wait?
I'm just sliding into him
There's two of the other
Let's do the whoa north here north all right I'm a Donnie okay that's funny he was locked
in a room with no HP and I still couldn't get him oh my god oh wait I got the microwave
I just do this and I dash. Oh, I have to hit something. Okay.
Yeah, just throws open. No one's downstairs yet.
We can get downstairs first.
All right. Just letting your damage.
Um, I got, oh, uh,
I just did this in like 200 or 100.
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Here you go.
What was this?
Going down. Oh my goodness
Or this that's important oh
Yeah, yeah, I think you're supposed to either have two and two because when you have two of the same characters with a gear
like two Adonis then um
You feel like a bonus when I had two Penelope earlier
I got like bonus dashes and when you have four you get turned to the character and you gain an ultimate
Which is like a really big deal Dallas dancing play
Yeah, maybe it's time to hang it up
You know
That's something new, you know
Lots of leaves answered. Yes. How many of you see this stuff?
Alright, there's a lantern. Wait, there's a lantern. Yeah. Yeah. I like you more than I might oh, I'm such a
Mark a target to take increased damage and share damage with the nearby allies.
Whoa.
Oh, shit.
Earth crown.
Wow.
Okay.
Oh, you already transformed?
Holy.
Yeah.
Wow, okay. Oh, you already transformed. Oh, Lee. Yeah. Oh, yeah, go. If anyone sees
hollow let me know no I have two hollows I can swap out oh you can have mine then
I have only one yeah let me drop my hollow it's level two right here oh we
have options actually it's okay
Hey, do we go to the one, I guess we go to the Shry first.
Oh well, no one's here.
Yeah, no one's here.
Right?
I'm sorry.
morning.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, get your ass over here. Oh, somebody's here. Somebody's here.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You're playing on site.
Cho cho cho cho cho cho.
Let's just poke him down a little bit. I'm gonna look for a roof.
Am I- am I range using her?
Yo yo kill this guy. He's in opposition.
I think we got one yeah, we'll keep the other one
move it! nice, last one. very nice. okay. very good, very good. oh the circle is my
reduction. it's my circle. so this one, I'm like half of it, this one, you can stay in
Okay, okay. All right, I guess I'm playing Dahlia then
Deep pockets I get more stacks of words okay
Yeah, that guy stood in the water. I'm interested.
Alright, so Dalia looks like an assassin type character. I've never played us her before.
She has ranged daggers and then melee dagger.
Oh.
You got a very range-oriented build.
I hope people in red, red in front.
Oh, oh.
He rooted.
They're low, they're very low right now.
I think they've, oh they're, they're being chased, they're being chased.
I'm far away from you guys.
I have to heal.
I got slowed down.
I'm gonna get root down.
I got the root down.
Kill him, kill him.
I
Did you get him? No, he's got literally one inch feet. Albert. Albert. He's a one inch feet. Oh, hi. I did it
Let's meet up in a coffee coffee coffee
We met, you took care of an execution, you just chased him?
I mean only if he has hollow, oh I'm in the market.
This guy's like full iron on.
Oh shit.
Oh I can't, I can't chase the guy, there's two people.
Ah good.
Heals you and your teammates.
Oh what the heck so I'm not an assassin?
Am I a support?
Maybe I'm a support.
Oh she does have deep pockets so she can hold a bunch of healing potions.
I guess Dalia has a support.
Yeah let's go for it.
Voxxox I just hit Master's congratulations.
Oh! Purse it!
It's a full team.
Coming.
Okay.
I'll operate the car.
They're going on the other side.
Wait.
There's a carove.
Let me shovel.
Carove.
Shallow.
Oh.
Cremal.
Carre, Scar stands. I can heal you.
I'm popping this. Yeah, I'm done.
Oh man, the staff here.
I don't even remember where I dropped my reload then.
West, what's in the north?
Penelope.
Oh, people, people, people, people upstairs
and come downstairs.
I'm, ah, okay, I'm just gonna come downstairs.
Do we loot everything down here?
Yeah, looks like.
People are gonna come through the portal soon.
I already get your picture fight check.
Oh, man, they might be waiting for us now.
We have to go out eventually, right?
Yeah.
Alright, I'll go in first and you hear me screaming, you know what happened.
I think let's go.
Oh, they're here, let's go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, try backwards score.
Biggie cheese is low, Biggie cheese is low.
is low we can choose is real low that they're running they're running
we can kill we can kill
I'm on big gay finding Nemo what a name oh it's us let's support the sound
Okay, yeah, but I get stuck back
Yeah, go go be can go be can let's go. Yeah
Okay
We got beat them there. There's already a team on there. Let's wrap wrap around if you can
Oh, I need a there's no time
this guy on me when you get in right now
you gotta play this pillar play this pillar
the other team is gonna be here too
oh yeah it's pooby
yeah hold on I got
he's done
oh this guy's low this guy's low ankle
he's rooted he's rooted
ankle's low ankle's low
I'm on booty
Do not get baited there's a whole new healthy squad here
This point is sell and booty disappoint. It's out. Let's focus this place down opposite teams. Yeah
Wait, really?
Yeah, I'm on sale. I'm on booty
Booty down. It's just out. It's just out. I'm going
Where's he?
It's rooted. Oh, he's dead
Oh my god.
Yeah!
Can I get the executions?
Oh my god.
I'm out of pots.
It's hard to chase it down.
Help me the god.
Bam's a real thing.
Two teams are made.
This was the second map.
Yeah, wow.
That means everybody like three-way fought.
I
We got all the workers this one right here
Oh, I was able to kill them we need a spawn near shrine
Yeah, I mean slow the geese
This is some of the three
Yeah, I got rid someone. Oh, I mean you already got it max upgrade on everything pretty much
Okay, I'm gonna do rescue again
My weapons are not good
if you find the upgrade let's go south if these guys are doing tree in the
middle and we third party we can win the game yeah I would just want to fight them
and end them here I'm still missing my eternal I need the the dollar crown wait
I think they're the theater. They're the theater. They're about to come here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Let's go. Let's go go go go
He's he's stuck. He's stuck. Yeah. Yeah, he's rookie here. He's
Don't let him leave. Don't let him leave. Nice
Oh nice.
They're going to go for the red, okay?
Yeah.
We should just take this loot while we can.
Oh, I still have to find my eternal.
What are you looking for?
I need Dallacrown.
I'll leave it.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
all the crowd okay I'm leaving oh wait a lot of the legendary
no dollar crown dance
I mean, we just got to the tree, right?
They probably already cleared it.
You can north.
Let's go to the bottom left beacon.
Yeah.
I'll suggest we go here.
Bottom left.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll just say, I think we should fight them here.
Why are they getting stronger?
I think we're gonna run past, we don't have much time.
We're just gonna wait here, we're not gonna go in, we're not gonna let them know we're
here.
Do not touch the circle.
We're looking for a Stony Crown.
Dollar Crown!
Do not act away anyone.
I'm just waiting.
What if they decide to go to the top?
Be pretty gigabrand up some.
If that's the case, we'll see them in the finals.
Erana.
All right get it now get it now when you're home circle position get it now, okay?
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah here. Let's go
I know I left on our left
We have to go in there. No, they're there. Yeah, I like that. Okay
He's rooted
One down
The pre love looks good. Oh
Oh, I got it.
They killed a stupid guy.
Okay.
Oh, wow, nice.
I see, yeah, you didn't want to reveal that we were here, then they guessed wrong.
We got to kill them while they were low.
Mm-hmm.
Hey.
Nice work, everybody.
Wait.
Yeah, now we can take that family Wang.
Two wins.
Wait, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it. I never found the fourth dollar item. Yeah, I was looking with you
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Alright, cool.
Oh, I still did not customize my character.
Let me see if you can get hot.
They explained to me the lore, and my understanding is that you were someone who died, and you're
like fighting for passage to the afterlife or something like that.
That's why everyone looks hollowed.
And then when you grab the completed gear sets, you get to become like a complete
person again.
I get to shoot your voice.
I wonder if they'll release like hot skins later.
Alright cool.
Good work today.
I don't know how many of you guys saw the TFT part of this stream, but we've been on
like a generational run lately. I'm in a TFT Renaissance. Look at this. I don't even know
what letter you would use to represent this. Look at my last three streams. Was that an
MO or an RPG? No, it's a battle royale. It's like 12 teams of three. Yeah, I don't even
what letter you would use to describe this? Oh yeah, it's like a J kind of. Yeah, it's
more like a check mark all right now what now what I'll give you as a vote let me
try to have a really quick though default tft and then I'll just vote and
we'll change it for you guys vote for something different I feel like the
main two things we would do would be League or TFT or we could roll some more
dice. Nah, I don't think there's a single person who woke up today saying, oh boy,
watching Boxbox roll dice last night was so much fun. I can't wait to do it again.
Alright, we can play League. We can play TFT. And yeah, that's it. Put it as an
option. Sure, why not? How many people
unironically want to watch me roll some
dice again? Alright, go ahead and vote.
I wonder if my students still popped off.
Let's see. Oh, this is the opposite of a
pop-off. If we play TFT, maybe we'll
Coacher. Oh, no. Eight one six five seven.
Yeah, reverse coaching. I coached her and she really got worse.
Alright, keep voting. I'm gonna grab a snack.
Alright guys, I had an idea.
Alright, it looks like you guys voted.
Wow, damn, you guys hate dice.
Would the League of Legends be a five-stack?
I don't know yet.
I don't know if the TFT would be a coaching or me playing.
I don't know if the League of Legends would be solo queue.
Actually, I definitely don't want to play anymore today.
I feel like my recent games have been so good.
I don't want to ruin it.
I want to just enjoy this high for a little bit.
So I'll probably coach.
Let me enjoy this high of like a brand new peak LP for the season.
I'm two first places away from my all-time highest rank ever 1350
But I would I would be so sad if I queued up and just like ran it down
Because these first places were not clean first places. They were like epic first places
But um, there was still like a lot of chances for me to lose a lot of them were like I barely made it around the corner
I'm like one life I
I feel like there was a world where I was just a little bit slower instead of one two three one one two
It would be like four three six five eight seven. Oh god
Yeah, a long turn in here second place, isn't this kind of awesome we had some very cinematic games today
You should play more than a patch gets figured out, and now I'm not going to push myself
like that.
I think that, sure, I might have an advantage before the patch gets solved, but if I can't
win when the patch is solved, then like, do I even deserve the rank?
I'd rather say what a great set of games.
Let's enjoy that and move on.
Hello, Decoi.
What's the title at 1200?
At 1200 become Emperor, at 1300 become Lord.
Alright, maybe I'll ask Stella if she wants more coaching.
Hello, Stella. How did the games go?
many people are saying this how did the games go hi Albert um I started losing a
lot low key low key I got that one first with T-hex and then I went six five seven
Oh hell yeah.
Do you want more coaching?
I'm not cut out for this.
Whoa, can anyone need?
Bramble this cog!
Oh, that was the unlock I see.
I don't even have a bruise on!
Okay, so...
Just make a ginsu right now.
I'm sure we rift you so better take this one, this one, this one, and this one, deal.
I've never seen her afraid of losing LP. That's because I have never been like close to my max LP.
Do I want more coaching? I think I'm probably going to be done with stream after this game.
oh she's done okay all right i'll play i'll play
oh if i end this stream at anything other than my peak lp i'm gonna be really sad
i could have ended on a high
it's fine i'll just only play well
Yeah, maybe we can actually end 1300.
Player Vital?
No, no.
TFT without rank on the line is like not a game worth playing in my opinion.
I think like almost all the fun of TFT is in the rank system.
The fact that there's like multiple results that can happen out of a rank game is very
exciting.
If I'm playing an unranked game mode of TFT, I only care about one thing, it's first or
not first.
And the game's like a lot less fun when you play like that.
It's all a skill and a lot more lottery.
How's Emily Wang doing?
Oh, since it goes more than 100 LP higher than the second place.
Alright, instead of Ctrl F Emily Wang, I'm gonna just scroll down until I find here and surely it won't take that long.
Eyes peeled for Emily Wang.
There's me! There's me! I'm in the middle. Oh, and I'm at the top. Now I'm off the screen.
You, Jell-E of rank 69.
Where is she?
All the way?
She's not below 1k, is she?
Don't tell me her rank.
Let me find out via this.
POOLGERS!
Alright, where is she?
Alright, control off.
Okay, 946 is not bad.
That's why I only cut off a challenger, I think.
I was told by a challenger player that all the good players are currently playing
They're all like currently playing a PBE because it's like a big a
Lot of met a big meta shake up in PBE so
Like most of the lobbies will be against masters and grandmaster players
Which means if I go like six place, I'm gonna lose like 30 LP and if I go first, I'm gonna get 30
If I go eighth, I'm gonna lose like a hundred LP
I feel like the new unlock changes are them abandoning the semi-mechanic.
Oh hell no, it's them making the game more flexible which is a good thing.
Unless you like hate flexibility.
If you're like someone who really likes saying I'm Demacia and I'm never gonna pivot,
sure.
But for everybody else who likes playing like a flex game where you can kinda just
like find like an unusual unit on level 5 and then pivot off of it and it's really good.
It's so easy to unlock things that the set mechanic might as well not be there.
Yeah, I mean it's still matters.
You just have to put effort into them and there's a lot of skill in figuring out like
Like, who's worth their leading or pool for?
Oh my god.
Okay, down to say it's not Slayers.
I'm going to try to unlock the Blanc I think.
Hmm, not enough comp on Steven Unlock or a Tiller.
I like a slightly magical roll. I feel like you can almost never go wrong with this.
A SPAT? Hang on.
Hang on a second.
I can do Ionia SPAT right now.
Build Trotter, Yordle, Ionia.
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay, interesting, so I'm going to play Ionia, but like a weird twist.
It's going to be less about the Unara and more about the general team might buff.
I'm probably going to play 7 Ionia.
It's the strongest combat one.
So I'll probably play 7 and then they just like all cast a lot and I'll probably center
more around Ari.
Can maybe even end up in Vulliveria Rise.
Yeah, I'll probably try to end in Rise.
Do you want to try the Yasuo Yone?
I can't really do it with this setup.
I'd have to have like 2 or 3 Yasuo's already.
This guy's level 5.
I think I'm not gonna level to contest it.
I don't think my board's that strong right now.
If I face a little five guys, it sucks for me.
Isn't TS also a crazy synergy with that specific guy, O'Neal?
Uh, I guess he casts a lot.
Yeah, I mean, he casts every three autos.
I definitely would rather just play up,
play until I have a Unara.
That doesn't really mean much though.
Boxbox hates pissing rumble.
I just don't have a spot for it.
If I had a spot for it, I'd play it.
Okay, one matchup I lose.
Five matchups I win.
Pray I do not face the one that I lose.
Alright, go get him Ionian bird.
Oh, look, early bird is actually really nice.
Actually one-shots people pretty often.
Anyone with a good single target spell
is pretty satisfying early game.
12-6-3, you've been cooking?
How did I miss this?
It happened in the last 48 hours.
You should take a peep in my match history when you can.
Alright, Path of Spirits. Down for Tank Item, down for Airman Item. Down for Shenzhou.
Gensu's Component? No, no. I'm pretty sure it's an API only again. Ending and Rise.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this this game ends in a rise.
Okay.
This guy has an edge of night which is a fairly weak item.
I feel like if I face him I can win with a specific trick.
Okay, put me back against him.
I'll beat him.
Okay.
Alright here's my trick. You see how his Vi- Vi is not a tank.
But because I've isolated her on the left side, she's instantly dead and she doesn't get the cast.
Boom, see ya.
I mean, honestly I was probably gonna win anyway, but it's nice to think about how to optimize.
Oh actually wait, this might have been a positioning diff.
oh this is actually positioning gap holy shit actual positioning gap
How does this guy miss 100?
How's that guy miss 100?
Hello codex is that him?
Thanks for the prime.
Is Feralio any good?
In certain spots, yeah.
I don't think it's good in my spot right now.
Well like 7 Feralio is kind of insane.
it's good that I'm ending his streak now I'm like a moderately strong board I
managed to like everyone in this lobby is how a week so it's nice that I get to
end everybody's streaks yeah they can all be one
hello driss thanks for 53 months welcome back guys if I top for this I
have to add my stream I'm actually getting ranked anxiety now because I'm
close to my peak rank. It's really good for us.
Oh, ginsu's.
Maybe she's in our...
Oh my god.
Don't think about it.
Is it worth it to go vertical Ionia early?
I think it's decent
Just to be safe, I think I'm down a level I can stomach 40
This looks really powerful.
I believe this is my strong spot as well.
Five Ionia.
Just get RA casting a bunch of times.
RA is the engine that makes this whole team run.
Everybody gains so much AP.
Oh my god.
Man, what a crazy, uh, slightly magical roll.
Don't need Constricted Companion.
12% durability is actually kinda nice.
Is it actually that nice though, hang on.
I'm pretty sure Hero Grab Bag is stronger.
There's a specific play I'm thinking of.
It's where you level up and you roll like once and oh.
okay well I'm just gonna say it that wasn't the playoffs thinking of but I'm
down
yeah that was definitely not the playoffs thinking of I just need to go
I'll go level to seven and roll for like anything like and roll for anything
do but then since I hit the ornament down and stop there grab this two-star arie
and just let two-star arie carry me to the nine
okay this guy's contesting me actually is he he took the rod augment can you
I'm still sitting on a lot of one-stars.
Does anybody threaten my streak?
I'm with an early R2, I think I'm fine.
But I love the tempo hero grab bag.
I think this guy's pivoting out.
Oh no, he's not.
He took the raw dogman just to go to Gensu's.
He's desperate.
Yeah, I orn, I ornian.
And I get an artifact so early, wow.
Oh, you get chain and rod, I see.
I didn't even know that.
I know they did that for the sword augment.
i guess they changed it for the rodogman too
spirit visage kogma
oh i see he's unlocking
mystery
yeah i could actually farm like two full artifacts this game
oh honestly i should just keep this orn because he plays shinjail
ah fuck my my contester is definitely gonna take this
This reason guys don't want to take me in on her.
Oh wait, yeah, I know, I was going to say I
aren't playing for Ryze, but I don't think I'm playing for Ryze.
Imagine a world where I get this Wukong.
Wait, no way.
What?
Oh, OK.
That makes more sense.
I was like, no way.
No way I'm getting a Wukong with a sword.
It's okay.
Do I feel like danger at all?
My board is all one star except for Shen and R, which I mean, they are the two most important.
I kind of want to roll a little bit, but...
No, I don't think I should.
The only thing I can hit is a Shinjo or a Scion.
Well, actually fuck.
You could hit Wukong, you know, or like...
You could hit a Wukong, it's possible.
There's actually quite a lot of outs, but I also feel like I'm not that weak.
RE2, you should kind of fox this early in the game.
I didn't feel like there was anyone who was guaranteed going to beat me.
I might roll a bit here though.
I think it's very easy to justify two rolls to try to hit a little bit of an upgrade.
If I win this round it's like plus seven gold.
Three for the streak, one for winning, three for streak on creep round.
Yeah, I'm done rolling twice here.
I won't let's roll I'm a little bit nervous you know our one doesn't actually make me much stronger
this turn because I can't give her the items yet are you still my strongest unit
I really want to hit a scion or a shun jiao or a wukong.
It's nice that I hit the unar though.
Aw, fuck, I think I lose.
Yeah.
Aw, it's kinda close.
Ah, it's like, it's one scion upgrade off.
It's fine.
It's not the end of the world.
Isn't it still Rize? No, I don't think so.
Oh wow, nice.
Since I have Gensu, it's not only one way to test it, I think I just commit.
I'm sad about that streak. I actually should have rolled deeper. Any upgrade would have made the diff.
I'm pretty sure we're just keeping the Oran. Even a Shinjao over the CNR would have won. Fuck.
Oh wow, I just got you in our abyss.
Oh wait, no, Titans isn't in our abyss anymore.
Oh fuck, yeah Titans is not in our abyss.
Uh, is it still playable?
probably still playable
why isn't it her best anymore? I'm looking at it really quick
uh...
it's like kind of bad now
the reason why it's not her best anymore is because they changed how
they changed like how she scales
she used to scale pretty hard with vp and now she doesn't
I'll wait one turn since I already lost my streak.
Oh my god, let them try to kill my Ornn.
She used to gain hella attack speed from AP, so that was really nice.
I might still slime it.
I'm pretty sure it still tightens plus spirit visage.
Despite the last thing a long time, it's probably still good to slime.
That's not your effect, uh...
I'm already pretty tanky.
Retribution is interesting.
That's IE for multiple characters, including set.
Uh, yeah, I'm done for retribution.
Okay, so this retribution will basically just act as um, yeah this will just be my IE
for set
and you know
i think i have to send it for one wukong
vollebear
no i can't justify that
Give me a second to think about this.
I have 5 item members which is quite a lot but it's not going to last forever.
It's hard to just buy 7 Ioni when I have a Swain 2 and an Ornn printing artifacts.
Am I really going to play Shrinch out 1 just to get Warden in?
I know you guys are going to ask why not itemize the set.
RE2 is better than set.
I think I need a Nautilus.
Nautilus actually makes everything perfect.
How's my Contestor doing?
He's in R01.
Oh, he missed.
Oh, okay, I'm definitely sending it then.
Ionia's spat can go to Kindred.
I think I might make another Hodge.
Even Shroud.
I'm a little sunlocked. I'm gonna save my removers because I'm my words about a prince in artifact. I
Think it's Ionian kindred nine's kind of far away
If I had a Nautilus this becomes really easy I just play five Ionia and drop the chinchotl
Oh wait no hang on who am I dropping?
Oh my god, I can't move it less than that.
I think I'm supposed to drop this Ornn.
Oh I feel so bad dropping this Ornn, but I'm pretty sure it's correct.
I can't believe I'm using him for artifacts and I'm just piecing out, but like this
is definitely the right play.
Oh my god.
It's so fucked! And there's no justice in this world if I do this.
Yeah, but I want to win.
Oh, alright, I fucked up my hold breaker in my bed.
Um, should I have to find a spot in later?
Yeah, maybe it is Voli over Shen.
I don't think you need 7 Ionia.
Okay, so I think what happens is, I go Witt's End, Hodge, Set.
But the question is, is Set 1 better than RE2?
And I'm pretty sure the answer is no.
Titan Set, no.
Ynara is no longer Biss Titan, but I'm sure it's still fine.
I think it's just Volibear over Shen, I don't know, otherwise play everything the same.
Okay, I need an even Shroud.
Sorry, I was thinking about my items for a second.
Okay, I mean, because I have Whitsend and Hot, it's so much healing.
Maybe this- OHHHHH my Euror is getting bugged.
God damn it.
That's tragic.
I don't think this guy was strong anyway.
Oh yeah, I just realized Witzen doesn't even heal.
Well, I didn't realize that.
You told me that.
Oh, maybe I should have reforged this then.
You're totally right.
This would work on- on- ah fuck, okay, am I mad?
Yeah, it doesn't work.
It heals from magic damage, y'all, and said it doesn't deal magic damage.
Okay, I'd have to play it on RA, then.
I should have reforged it on my bed.
It's end on set still is a good Delta, really? Let me check.
Oh, you're right. It still does.
Alright, it is still stats.
I should have sold this fiddle.
I'm waiting for this Raising Guy to die. He's holding my Wukong's.
Alright, he's actually stuck on 8.
Yeah, I guess it's still combat stats.
Maybe I definitely should have reforged it.
One guy on the left, one guy on the right, hopefully I get the right guy.
Nice.
I'm pretty sure I'm losing this fight, I don't think I'm doing enough damage.
Whitsun has a great dealt on Kindred.
Really?
Let me take a look.
You're right!
Minus 0.9.
alright you convinced me I'm down I can't imagine it being that great but I
mean I feel like that's not a lie well they like sometimes obscure things
yeah minus point nine on Dutton kindred is insane although every single item has
a really good Dutton kindred
Okay, so I'll do Wits end onto Kindred and then Damage items onto Set.
Okay, I'm gonna wait for my Contestor to die before I roll for the Wukong.
So my set now has the ability to crit which is really nice
Two on the right one on the left. Hopefully I face the guy. Oh, I think I'm facing. Oh, no, we're good. Oh
Yeah, maybe it's guardbreaker you Nara and then Titan set. Yeah, maybe that's better
Oh huge subtle
I can test he's not dead yet
Yeah, I think I'm down
So move the Titans to set one hog on each
I can see it's on Unara, Guardbreaker.
But yeah, this Retribution is actually working out really nicely.
Okay, I moved my Unara away.
Let's see what happens.
He's probably leading the Draven for a whole deal of line value.
That's so funny.
my sets full mana this is perfect he's gonna hit the wukong he's gonna hit the
wukong slam dunk BOOM
wait don't tell me I still lose I still lost oh fuck really
he's stuck level eight so the moment I hadn't upgraded he's dead but that means
Is this going to be hard for me to hit the monkey?
Don't look at me like that, Orin.
I know I sold you, I know it was fucked.
I had to do what I had to do.
Aw, there's eight Wukong's out of the pool.
I probably still have to roll though.
I think we actually should keep seven, uh, Ionia.
I was originally going to say like seven Ionia is not worth.
Well, fuck, Juggernaut's probably worth.
You have no frontline?
I- I have pretty good frontline.
Oh, I don't have a Wukong too, but like I have three good tank items, but I need a Shyvana.
I'm just gonna roll. Oh.
Oh god, my Wukong went the wrong way.
Oh god, my even tried to so far away.
That's my bad.
Oh look at my set!
Look at my set!
Game winning settled!
No, I'm still getting owned.
Uh oh.
Okay, finally my contestor's dead.
At least it's top four.
What a blunder of positioning.
This looks decent. No Kindred 2, no Set 2, but I have all my major upgrades.
Rehwakong's position D'Walm. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to give utility items to Swain
so that he can make sure he gets his cast off, or I'm supposed to give it to Tarik
because Tarik's tankier. I think I like it on Swain.
is this guy dead? he's not dead. oh just don't put me against the zirath guy, zirath guy
too strong. Too late for Volibear. Okay. Alright, it's guaranteed top three.
I'm on the correct side.
Hopefully my swing messles themselves into the middle.
Looks good.
Nice.
Okay, the Nidalee's not doing any shenanigans, right?
Okay, no Nidalee shenanigans.
in there. This guy's E-Shaw Re-Roll which is insanely strong. Okay but my set's popping off.
Wait my set's actually popping off. Three ults like instantly. Oh my god! My set! My set one is
just so insane! This is a set one! Okay uh TG is good but I'm probably not gonna get it.
Decaw is good
Yeah, I think Decaw is good. I'm pretty sure I'm facing Zerath, so Decaw could be like the big difference maker this fight
You have 6a on here, I know it's intentional. Well, I don't have intentionals the right word
Yeah, I don't have intentional start words more like there's not much I can be done about it
Okay, guaranteed top two.
My monkey is in front of the Zerath.
Okay, can set one, do the thing again?
Uh, set one? I'm going to need you to hurry up. Oh my god, Zero. It's just like one shot
him.
Alright, we've got a few seconds. Oh, it's so fucked. Okay, it's not even close. Alright,
I'll take the second place. Not bad, not bad.
12-87.
Yeah, I feel like those... I feel like even set 2 would not have won that, so like all good.
I think we actually got quite unlucky on our level 9.
And we were contested. I really thought my contest would die earlier.
I had to like roll a lot more than I wanted to because my contest was holding on.
I want to wait at his death, get Wukong 2 for free.
I mean he did end up dying and I hit Wukong 2, but man.
I lost so much HP because I was stuck on Wukong 1.
But also, I didn't hit a single two-star legendary, but that's because I was poor.
Let me see.
I feel like I played this game pretty well, but where could I have saved money?
The early game was all amazing.
Oh, there was this one point where I think right here, I was like, yeah, I'll roll
twice and see if I can win.
I think it's going to make the difference.
I rolled.
I didn't get any stronger.
I thought about rolling again because I'm sitting on a pair of Jins, a pair of
and then one Shenzhou spikes me, one Wukong spikes me. I rolled twice, I didn't hit,
or no, I rolled three times, I didn't hit, which is understandable. It's not that likely to hit.
And then it ended up making the difference. I'm kind of thinking like, oh, if I rolled more,
maybe I had it. Yeah, I'm looking at this fight. It's pretty close. If I had like one more tank,
so that Ari could cast like one more time here. Maybe two more times. I probably need like a
Sion upgrade, or Shindra for Warden, or Wukong won over Ynora, so I guess it wasn't that
like that hit, maybe it was fine to not roll.
Could I have saved more money later on?
I rolled like really aggressively, maybe I was supposed to 4-5 it.
I know I had a Contestor, so I felt an urge to like level up and roll early, but
maybe that was wrong.
Like if only one guy's contesting you, it's not too bad.
Well, no it's pretty bad because Wukong is a really popular unit, so if one guy is guaranteed
going for three Wukongs and then like three other people are willing to play Wukong if
they hit it, I feel like if I wait till four or five Wukongs are all gone from the pool.
So I think rolling here makes sense.
It's not that much of a 4-2 roll down.
How do I feel about my Prismatic Augmented Choice?
I feel like Retribution is so good.
It's like amazing on set as you guys saw and then it's like not bad on Unara.
20 months soon into level 9 could have also maybe been a play?
I feel like I'm too weak if I do that.
And unless it's gonna lead to me hitting every single 2 star legendary, I don't think it pays
for itself.
I feel like this is a much safer play that got a guaranteed top 3.
Okay, I only have how much money when I level?
25 gold and then I can sell, sell.
I have like 35 gold, which is not a lot.
Although I think I'm like happy to just hit one Wukong here.
I think we hit 0, but we hit a lot of other things. It's not too bad.
Do I agree with this choice looking back?
I think I do, because if you don't try to get the Wukong early, you're never going
to get it.
But then I'll look on from the pool, and I'll bleed like 40 HP.
We're already scaling by having Ornn on the board.
I feel like this was fine.
I definitely regret not reforging the Wits end.
We were able to save 25 HP, probably.
We won two full fights that we would have lost,
and we probably saved HP on the other losses.
My Contestor has Wukong.
I can't do much about that.
What's crazy is he beat me.
He stayed 8 donkey rolling, and he missed.
I went 9 and put in Legendaries and lost to him when I faced him.
I had the chance to kill him and then I failed.
I think it's right here.
Yeah, oh no.
Right here, I have the chance to kill him.
I'm him but stronger.
I made it to level 9.
But I got owned.
It's literally, I didn't hit Wukongdiff.
Yeah, fuck.
Ah, this cost me a lot.
It's pretty close to...
Ah, it's fine. We got the second place anyway.
I can't help but feel like I could have gotten first.
If this guy died earlier and I could hit my upgrades...
Ah, shit.
Alright, whatever.
At most it was only able to cost me one placement, so...
It's not a big deal.
Oh, you know what? Hang on.
There's something I actually want to ask myself.
Is it possible...
That Wukong 1 is just better than Swing 2?
Like, look at this setup.
What if I swapped Wukong and Swain items?
Like, honestly, with those items, even a Wukong would be pretty tanky.
I feel like I should have...
I wonder if it would have won, because doesn't my Swain 2 just die instantly here?
Let me see.
Swain gets one cast and then dies.
Yeah.
I feel like he did not put good value there.
I feel like Wukong would have lived past that.
I think the tank item is on sweater only, worth it if he gets a 2 casts.
Yeah, okay, not.
Next time I'm in that spot, Wukong won over Swain too.
Q up. Oh, I don't even think I'm playing again.
I'm pretty happy with this.
I think this is pretty sick.
I played like five games today.
I played five games today and I went one, two, three, one, two.
I feel like I want to just like enjoy this.
Wait look at my AVP. I have 2 bot 4s in the last 20 games.
Actual ranked anxiety. I don't know if I'd call it ranked anxiety. I think it's more. I just don't think I'm gonna play well.
Like, you might be thinking, Box Box, what do you mean like you're gonna like tilt Q? You played 8 to 12 hours every single stream.
That's the secret, doc. I'm always tilted, man. If I actually want to climb, isn't like the first step to climbing just not tilt-queuing?
Although I wouldn't say I'm tilted right now. I would say I'm tired. I think I'm gonna play bad if I queue up.
I was already slipping in that game. I definitely made some like questionable decisions and like slow APM.
I'm totally fine to end here. I'm pretty happy. This is this is amazing.
tomorrow we can hunt for 1300 and like a new peak rank oh wait actually hang on
is today Friday today's Friday huh I don't stream on Saturdays I mean no one's
like holding a gun to my head saying don't stream on Saturday but I just like
it's in my routine to only stream five or not only but stream five days a week
and then take weekends off like a normal human alright maybe I'll play one
more and then end for the week. We'll try for top 30. Top 3 for 1300. Alright, one last
again.
Hello mate, 7-4.
Thanks for the time.
What food do you have?
Sushi.
I need to try and put it on my desk.
Shorted sushi.
I'm a very not picky eater.
So I just give Annie my phone.
One of the very first things, if you ever wondered,
like why do so many streamers like order Uber Eats
and Nordash?
The very first decision I made as a streamer,
I'm pretty sure like every other streamer did too,
is once you earn an income from streaming,
from streaming the very first questions like okay do I want to like prepare my
own meal and cook and like buy groceries or do I want to just like stream the
extra hours and then use that ad revenue to order food that was like the very
first thing I ever thought about and almost every streamer has the same
answer it rather stream more more hours obviously because like playing video
games is fun so I just give Annie my phone and then she just orders
whatever she wants and then gets me the same thing she's having cuz I'm
I'm very not picky.
Isn't it cheap to get a personal chef?
No, I've looked into the prices, it's kind of expensive.
We tried this one service a few months ago,
where there's like a local grandma,
like local grandma's in your area.
And she comes over and cooks a week's worth of meals
leaves and then she tells you stories about her grandkids it was kind of cool
and then she cooks like healthy meals like rice and salmon I don't even know
why we stopped like that service she used to do it like she used to come over
once a week and do that for us that was awesome it was like meal prep
Thank you, Kanzol.
Thanks for the time.
I'm lightened.
You take your drivers?
Oh no, Brits.
Yeah, always.
I assume that's a default.
Okay, looking like a slayer game.
I'm not a fan of playing slayers, but if the situation calls for it, I'll do it.
Apparently they're still pretty good.
Pretty good items.
Oh my god I almost missed the yellowy.
Oh birthday reunion.
It's a bit awkward because I already like have my angle.
Gold destiny maybe.
Birthday reunion there's only a couple outs that actually make me stronger.
I don't think I'm gonna risk it.
for gold destiny oh my god wow okay wow okay what am I building let's think
about it. I feel like it's gotta be BT. Actually, I mean, we know we're playing for Belveth,
so it could be this. It could also be in Gunblade. Kraken's not very good right now, but it's
It's going to be so good on the Belva.
And there's debating between Gunblade, but I was pretty sure my son, Gunblade, I lose
that fight.
Oh, I have Bilge.
Okay, what is everybody playing?
Stars are born, build water, sure.
I'm not really contesting him.
Noxus emblem, pilt ova, t-hex probably.
Savings count into t-hex.
Viego, Kalista.
I hope this guy's Yasuo.
I mean it looks like he is.
And then this guy is just Ionia.
Wait, I'm on contested slayers?
DEAL!
Hi Albright, I watch your 30 minute video on YouTube every night for 3 years.
I wish you the best, bro.
Oh, thank you.
I'm glad you like YouTube videos.
My editing team works very hard.
And they're kinda awesome.
who's your editing team I have a main guy named Tim he's like the guy who
just runs my YouTube channel like the entire boxbox channel is his project
here's a wonderful job he came to me with a very interesting pitch he was like
Hey Albert, I've never met Tim before in my life at this time, like five years ago.
He was like, hey Albert, I'll make you a deal.
I noticed that you do a lot of cool things on stream, but your YouTube videos don't really
show it off.
He's like, what if you could just rest easy here?
What if you could just rest easy, knowing that anything you stream, I will find a
way to put it into a good YouTube video and tell the story for you.
You don't have to plan it out, you just do whatever you want to make your stream
as fun as possible and I'll just figure something out. And then I was like, deal. And then he
just like takes a cut of the ad revenue. So now all I have to do is just make my stream
fun and then anything cool I already know it's going to be on YouTube. And I know for
sure I know that there is a guy. I think this one's really funny. There's a guy
who's paid a salary. I should have known his first name. But I know that there
There's a guy, he could be watching right now, and he is paid to watch my stream and just
take notes.
Like it's a book report.
Oh, I totally forgot about this, oh my god.
Oh my god, I actually totally forgot about this.
Wait, I didn't realize it was a Gwen game.
Oh my god.
I could have optimized my items so much.
Oh my bad.
Also, I should have played Bruiser.
Anyway, yeah.
So there's a guy whose job is to watch my stream and just take notes.
It's class.
And then Tim will look through the notes and figure out what stories we can tell
on stream or in YouTube.
Fuck.
I feel like that itemization could've won this, it was close.
And we have a team of like four editors.
It might be larger now.
I haven't asked.
Okay, I feel like it was Bruiser.
I'm so sad, but like it's totally my fault.
This is why I shouldn't have played again.
Like forgetting that it was this portal is actually so bad.
If I...
Okay.
If I had re- I didn't pay attention.
If I had paid attention I would've slumped different items, I'd be winning right now.
Might be on a 5 streak... fuck.
Alright calm down.
Very combat-able.
It's probably like minus like seven gold
I'm losing that not the end of the world
You need a scissor now
Yeah, but it's a waste of a scissor like compared to the alternative where I just slammed good items now and then eventually scissored it
Now at this scissor to get to my good items now and then says erga. Yeah. Fuck. It's actually a huge risk of yours
It's like I wasted two removers and
Lost seven gold
Oh my god, wait it's not real that's actually not real
Um, I'm trying to think what I can get if I scissors, but I'll just do this.
What do I get if I scissors this?
belt. Kraken's definitely hurt this, right? And then I need QSS, so I need to get a cloak
from somewhere. I have a cloak from a Kraken, but I feel like I can give that one up. Oh,
Treats is kind of sweet. Min Max is not that needed because of the salvagers.
House. It will be a lot of items. I think Sweet Treats is actually good.
Radiant Relics. I feel like Sweet Treats actually has some really good
really good outs here though.
And it's a lot of the bonus stats.
If I get RFC, I just win the game.
What's end?
Okay, I know I lose Kraken, but I think if I have Whitsun, my Vist changes.
Okay, I wasn't too happy about my Artifact.
I could have done this last trick.
Aw, I'm definitely slipping, man.
Brains a lot on.
I think in general I've played pretty badly so far.
I'm just getting lucky.
Aren't you also getting a 20 Force?
Yeah, the reason I took Sweet Treats is because I'm plus one item here.
It happened to be a five-component start.
And then Artifact also has some really big outs.
I didn't hit the big out, but I can't can't blame the guy for trying, right?
Let me look this up. I think
Which end was the only playable one?
Let me go look up what's end it's decent minus point two five
Okay, so if Belvath has it it says you still want QSS and then crackings on as good anymore
Okay, that's what I thought
Okay, for now, I'll just leave these as the items
It says Gensu's actually not bad
Radiant is better than artifact. I mean if you miss on the radiant item, you're kind of screwed
I'm not saying I was gonna miss but like I miss on the artifact right you in the same way you can miss on the radiant I
I basically did like the equivalent of taking radiant relics but then having to take a tank item
Okay, I gotta remember very carefully like what items I still have but yeah, sweet treats gives you like how Hp for your whole team
Which is really nice on slayers
Glove?
Chain?
I have Titans?
Nah, I don't think it's worth it.
I'm just gonna slam 10 cut-ems.
I'm so fucking stupid, why did I do that?
Sorry, I gotta, I have to have my shrimp in this game no matter what, I just, hopefully
minor but I just definitely made a blunder, if you guys didn't see what I did, I didn't
buy the Nautilus, well I couldn't afford it yet but I was definitely supposed to just
like wait for the Nautilus. Because Nautilus is like significantly better than TF.
This guy is level 6-10 gold. What happened?
It's crazy that I almost won.
I'm not a level 2 win.
I've only had an auto-assist turn.
Oh no, thanks for the prime.
Oh wait, this could be bad.
Is it good or bad that my belt is in range?
I guess it's good because we have lifesteal.
Getting hella stunned.
I think in this spot, Titans is better than QSS.
Okay, I'm talking out of my ass.
I don't actually know if that's true.
Titans is max CC reduction.
All right, it's max CC reduction at max stacks.
So Titans is like late into the fight, CC immunity.
I don't think about it.
It's late into the fight, CC immunity,
and then QSS is early into the fight.
QSS is probably better.
Maybe consider QSS Titans for full coverage.
Maybe it's not bad.
Well, if I don't get a glove...
Okay.
Umm...
Okay, I think I know what I'm doing here.
Gwen scissors, snip snip.
Okay, since we can't get QSS, I'll must have someone to snip snip 2G.
I think it's fine.
Wait, boxing lessons is crazy HP.
sure it's actually like this positioning with infinity protection okay I
think I'm contested right I'll let everybody else roll first then through
sire 3 jug
Oh fuck, okay, my front line is definitely paper thin.
I need to roll for a front liner.
Uh, there's a few options.
I'm kind of poor, I didn't mean it on GP.
My current tank is a bruiser, so playing 4-drug doesn't make that much sense.
It changes if I hit Nautilus too.
I have amazing combat augments right now, they're like actually legit amazing.
I'm just poor
Is this the answer I'm looking for
Let me return to guys you can't let me play this. I'm playing so badly
I'm only winning because I'm lucky right now
Okay, let's go for um
I don't know... Oh, velvet item, GS? Oh, I'll take GS, I'll take velvet. I'll take
Bella. Jess. This guy has three embassies. Oh my god.
Okay, I'm giving up on gangplank, so I'll just
Let's do...
Now we go 9.
Wait, hang on a second.
I'm 3 jugs, 3 slayer, 3 void.
Something is wrong.
No!
I'm actually so bad at this game.
What am I doing?
This is the 4-4-2 build.
Not the 3-3-3.
Alright, let me take a look.
Is that correct?
I
Drop the monkey I definitely can't drop monkey because my my current tank is a bruiser
Yeah my current tank is a bruiser so you can't drop it.
I like Sion though.
I'll play Sion.
Oh wow, what the heck?
My gangplank?
Straight to the back line.
Is this the guy holding in besos?
It's 2 void?
No no, it can't be 2 void.
I need a Royal Husk on my tank.
This build is very flexible.
Battle bear. This build is very flexible. You should play like whatever frontline you hit, and because I hit the Riftarrel 2, I should protect it.
Oh, there was multiple- oh fuck, there's multiple Invesil holders. Is that a 4 Bruiser?
Wait, you're right. It could maybe be 4 Bruiser.
Okay, I'm going to stack one going on and roll.
We don't need to heal cut where we're going.
Yeah, we don't need to heal cut where we're going.
We're going to the land of infinite damage!
You don't need to heal cut because everyone's going to be dead.
Had to get so much gold. Prismatic Orb. Everybody got so much gold.
Prismatic Orbs are guaranteed to be standardized.
Gold Orbs are kind of random. You might get 4 costs.
Another guy might get 20 gold.
Another guy might get a completed item. Another guy might get his fat.
I beat this guy even though I didn't spend the money yet.
It's my combat augments are insane.
Found to roll up pretty far amount here.
A lot of upgrades to hit.
Alright, down to stop there.
Alright, I'll just let this bow for our sweet treats value.
Alright, I think this is better.
Like, I don't think Swain is actually going to do anything for me.
Briar still accomplishes Noxus plus Slayer.
Oh wait, no it doesn't.
Wait, am I high? It doesn't.
Why did I think it did?
Wait, why did I think it did?
Do I have two Briar Ones on my board right now?
No, I don't. I don't.
I'm just going to put a Shyvana on the board.
Alright, I'm just going to put a Shyvana on the board and we're just going to say okay,
good enough.
Oh, my even treads in Narnia.
of the wukong. No, wukong is way stronger than scion unless the scion has been scaling up the entire game.
I'm pretty sure I win just because my augments aren't seen. Like, it's hard to express how good
Infinity Protection's sweet treats boxing lessons is. It's like the perfect position
everything in the front and just win.
Wait a second. Why did I take this? Wait. Oh, I remember, I remember.
Bt for atrux? No, where I'm going I don't need atrux. It's a two slayer board baby.
I lost.
Nah, actually, I don't need Aatrox.
I'll try to resend it next turn.
I have a plan, don't worry.
Yeah roll once. Yeah roll one more time. One more time.
Yeah one more time.
You need three noxus? No you don't.
Be honest, how strong do you think three noxus is?
Because I think that three noxus hardly does anything.
It's like kind of good early game and mid game because it spawns in a unit
but like I'm not willing to play weaker units.
Okay, big Titan stiff
Nice
All right, I'm pretty sure we're playing gold or two here
Huge
Okay, fiddle 2 goes in over Lucian Senna, if I hit it.
I'll see which upgrade I hit, and then some items based on that.
You were 800 LP a day ago?
Yes.
I had a generational run.
I've solved the game.
It's mostly I stopped tilting.
Instead of tilting and playing worse, I got angry and played better.
If I'm not going to play Senna items, or if I'm not going to play Senna Lost Prayer
should be Fiddlesticks then.
Okay, this guy looks unbeatable, although I definitely did not position correctly.
Okay, hang on, I gotta think.
It's gonna be a long, long B1.
This guy... oh wait what the heck the guy who beat me just died.
Interesting.
Okay well the only thing that matters is that Rift Herald is in front of the T-Hex.
That's all that matters.
After that it's just a damage check.
I have so much shielding on all my units and so much bonus HP from sweet treats and
boxing lessons? I'm pretty sure like they'll never be able to one-shot my my
backline. And this is looking a little squishy, but she dances around. Let's see
what happens. Oh you win this, you win this.
Oh, okay, maybe you don't win these
All right, let's get a little bit stronger
Okay, if I lose again, we're all in I
Don't think I want to go ahead on
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I do not want to go ahead on
I'm pretty sure I want to front-to-back this.
He might just be stronger than me, though.
Okay, I'll put my bear a little bit closer to Delta, maybe they can work together.
There's only one move.
No, let me cook let me cook I got this
Watch this.
Watch this!
I'm not out of the game yet!
You see that?
Okay, it's not good enough. It was closer and I try.
Sack Boxing Lessons to Solo Frontline to Shelly. I should have placed her more front and center.
Man, how can you beat T-Hex? I mean, Rift Herald 3, but we basically just like ran back
the fight multiple times and I got the exact position I want and my opponent didn't
like move at all
He could have optimized this position against me so many times, but he just like
Nah, TX is broken, I'll just sit here
Ahhhh
I get my tank in front, all my damage is together, and still not good enough with insane combat augments
Alright, it's fine, it's one placement
Like, look at his spot, he literally was saving his account, Tiny's Titan, do nothing, and then
roll for TX and pray
and it wins out
I feel like I'm so powerful here.
Yeah, I mean, I think 2TX is just too strong.
It can't be at level 9 full combat augments, almost perfect board.
I don't know directly what I could have done to win this besides hit the 3 star 4 cost,
but I'm pretty sure I was just playing better I could have won.
I don't know what the answer was.
I mean maybe it's just a different final board.
Like maybe instead of Volibear 2, I played Atrox 2, I had multiple chances to unlock
but I didn't think I needed it.
Like, Atrox 2 probably would have done better than Volibear 2 here.
And then what would you have to do?
If you played Atrox 2 here, you'd have to play Briar over Cho'Gath,
and then drop Rek'Sai for...
Oh wait, no, no. You would just play Atrox over Gangplank, actually.
You just give up on Anquisher and it's fine because you have Phyllis 6 in.
Yeah, I should have tried it.
I had multiple chances too, but I thought that the Volibear play was sick, but I don't think it was sick.
And for sure Volibear 2 is weaker than HLux 2 here.
Ah, it's fine. I made like 40 mistakes in that game, so I deserved to lose.
I think we should just be happy that I hit 1,300.
It's nice that I can misplay that many times and still win,
because we made the right overall fundamental choices.
Alright, now we can celebrate.
At 1,300 for the very first time this season,
what can you guys call me now?
Not baby, not little, not cute, not big, not fierce, not mister, or doctor, or sir, or king, or president, or hymathy.
We were down here at 800 earlier. Actually down at 700, like three days ago.
Uh, past dictator, past emperor, and now lord.
Okay.
Lord box.
Okay, um, yeah, I mean really sexy placement today.
I don't know why my tracker keeps resetting, but I want to show you guys here.
Look at this.
Look at my last 100 games.
Do you guys see, like, how much of a strugglebusted is down here?
I was so mad and so tilted, so many unplayable games, but I finally stopped being mad, well
I should know, I was definitely still mad, but I stopped being tilted and I just like tried
harder.
You gotta go through a certain amount of anger before you can like make any real changes.
I had to bounce back and forth for 100 hours of TFT to finally be able to do this
at the end. Look at this. Look at that. Oh my god. Average place in 2.6. Well, rank 35.
But look at the graph, oh my god.
I've never had the graph actually fill out.
The highest rank I've ever been in TFT is 1350 LP.
So we're actually very close.
Very close to a new all-time peak, which is very exciting, but I put that game very poorly.
I can definitely think of at least 10 mistakes that I blatantly made that cost me or could
have cost me placements.
Too sloppy, man.
So I'm definitely not playing anymore today.
I've reached my mental limit before my play starts dwindling.
So I'm happy here.
This is the best 20 matches I've ever had,
or the best average play zone over the last 20 games.
I don't think anything in particular changed,
other than I just reached a certain level of mad.
I didn't study the meta any harder than I currently did,
or than I did before.
I just was really angry and started playing better,
So I'm noticing a lot more small things.
Also, something that Aisa pointed out to me recently
was the large amount of traps that exist in TFT.
There's a lot of traps where it's like,
if you're not thinking too hard,
you can just randomly blunder the game.
You know like in chess when you like can accidentally blunder me in one
There's a lot of traps in tft like that
If you level to eight at the wrong time on the wrong turn I
You like instantly lose the game
If you level to five on the wrong turn you instantly lose the game if you click the wrong augment when there was a really good
Augment available you also instantly lose the game
So, a lot of this climb was just like falling for less traps.
A really big example I can think of is if you're on a win streak, you're going into stage four
and you're like, I could level on 4-1 and roll to try to keep my streak or I could chill.
One of the biggest mistakes I was making that threw away a lot of placements, like literally
like three placements, maybe more, is I would level and roll to keep my streak.
But the answer is always you should scout first and then decide if you should level.
Because in a lot of these games, even games I had today, when I was on a win streak, I
would scout and I'd be like, wait a second, all three of my opponents aren't spending
their money.
I win streak no matter what.
I can just wait one turn and then have like 20 more gold to roll.
And like that 20 gold allows you to hit more or stop earlier and have more money
to go 9 and let you go 9 like three turns sooner.
Right?
like level if you have to, but first make sure that you actually have to.
Almost every decision to level up is first preceded by a decision to scout and see if it makes
a difference.
Now that's probably the biggest fundamental change I've done in the last 20 games.
It saved me like an extra 10 gold per game probably, because like, yeah, I'm on a five
streak going into stage three, I could spend like two econ here to level, or I could
scout first and like be like oh wait actually I went all through matchups anyway or the matchups hopeless
and even if I got the matchup it wouldn't matter right you should only level up it actually makes the
difference that alone has like improved my econ tremendously which makes a big difference because
like the map when I was losing in these really frustrating games let's get a last 100 when I
was over here playing and getting really mad a lot of these bought fours were games where I
I would go 6th when like second place had like 15 HP and like it's very frustrating when
you die because of bad matchmaking and like three other players are low but also that's
just how TFT is, that's just how the game goes.
When good players play the game they tend to know how to like use the HP as a resource
and people tend to get low near the same time.
What it really means is that making like one or two less mistakes gets you like
plus 3 placements. Every single time you randomly lose around because of like a mistake that
was preventable, it's going to cost you like 1 or 2 placements in a high elo lobby because
everybody is going to like get really low because they're using their HP as a resource.
And then those final few matchups matter so much and then making one less mistake to
have like an extra 10 HP could be the difference between you making the cap out board and
fully winning the game or you barely dying before you get to cap out. In one of
my games earlier, I believe it was this Noxus first place right here, I was playing speedy
double kill and I made a huge mistake. I didn't position because I was doing my roll down.
The mistake was like taking too long on my roll down. I needed to just like spend my
money faster and then think about my positioning. My tank was on the far left, my carry was
on the far right because I was doing like a big pivot and swapping out 8 units. And
And what happened?
I lost that round.
Because I lost that round, I didn't proc my speeded double kill.
Because I didn't proc my speeded double kill, I couldn't roll for my two star legendaries
and then I went down to one life but I got really lucky.
I got bailed out.
Someone ended up dying and then I was able to proc my speeded double kill, kill all my
upgrades and then win the game.
But imagine if I played, if imagine if I made one more mistake.
Alright that slow world then was a pretty big mistake.
I wouldn't call it a blunder, it was just I was slow.
I didn't finish my actions in time
It was a bad turn and like
It was hard to do better though. I felt like I went pretty fast
But if I was a perfect player I could have gone faster, but imagine a world where I made one more mistake
And I lost around I shouldn't have and instead of going down to 3 HP
I went down to negative 5 HP and I was dead right imagine that and then I never cash out my speed double kill
it would literally been a
first to seventh play or like
Like a 100 LP mistake, instead of gaining 40 for this, I would have lost 60.
Every tiny mistake matters.
A lot of these games were extremely close.
There was a world where this 1, 1, 2, 3, 5 was instead like 7, 1, 4, 6, 6, something
like that.
If I made one more mistake per game.
A really important thing that, again, Asa, sorry to glaze Asa too much, he's
He's just a really good coach and he helps me out a lot.
Another really important thing that Asa told me,
he's like, even if you think you're playing your best,
if the reality is, you're just like 10% slower than normal,
whether it's from like a lack of sleep or you're tilted
or you're receiving a blowjob under the table while you play
or you're watching Netflix on the side
or you're watching speed running documentaries like me
on my second monitor,
if you're playing even 10% slower,
that 10% slower doesn't mean you're gonna go like
Average wasn't four to average wasn't five that means in an individual game
You can go from like fourth to eighth if you're just not paying enough attention because of these really close like lobbies
Right if you're playing ten percent slower
That's like you'll make one or two more mistakes than normal and then that could be the difference as to why you don't cash out
You speed up a kill and die
So
Yeah, I guess a lot of climbing was mostly just like being at a hundred percent or being close to a hundred percent
when you play. It's really hard to tell if you're at 100% or not though. In League of Legends, if you're missing CS,
you can just be like, oh, well, I'm playing bad. I can't even see us correctly.
I'm like failing to flash the projectiles in time. But in TFT, it's really hard to know if you're playing badly.
Because when you're playing badly, you're just not seeing stuff.
Right?
The difference between an unlucky game and a game where you played bad to a bad player is the same.
game. If you're bad at the game, you'll be like, oh, I was just unlucky. There was something
I could do. But there will be, there will be like these rare games where like even really
good players are like, there was something I could do. It's hard to tell. But I would
say the biggest thing that helped me climb was like playing only at 100%. That's why
I'm not playing now because I can tell from that game that I was not playing at 100%.
I made too many mistakes. Thank God I still got second.
All right, anyway. So there's my short little video essay on how I was able to do this climb.
How we went from, what is this, 850 at LP to 1,300 in two days.
Wow, that's actually insane. That is a 350 LP climb. Wait, 450 LP climb.
Cool. All right. I'm satisfied.
I'm going to wrap it up for the week.
I will see you guys again on Monday.
Thank you for watching.
Tomorrow or not tomorrow.
On Monday, we will go for a new all-time peak LP.
If I can beat 1350,
then it's a new all-time record.
I've never once hit 1,400.
Should be very exciting though.
At 1,400, you can call me God.
If we somehow even go beyond that,
Oh my god. We made this chart when I was like 200 LP. The reason why this chart was made
was because I wanted to have goals on stream. So I told Annie with zero context. I was like,
Annie, I need you to put a bunch of random titles next to a bunch of numbers from zero to 1500.
And then she was like, um, okay. And I was like, yeah, like ascending authority titles that
that gradually get more and more intense.
She had no idea what it was for,
but this is what she decided was like,
ascending levels of authority.
Yes, that means she believes a daddy is better than God.
But for the first time, since making this five years ago,
I can maybe tell Annie that it's time to expand the chart.
Imagine that, imagine the patch.
We can finally get a patch for this chart.
We got to get to 1500 first though.
I wonder what it's going to be.
It'll be up to her. Yeah, I'm going to be a daddy.
What is greater than daddy? I don't know. But
I'm pretty sure 1600 could maybe be impossible. Like what's really the difference between
1300 and 1600? I mean, a fair amount.
That's about the difference between diamond and emerald.
So it's actually a pretty big difference.
I even got between like 100 LP is not big.
I think turned LP is kind of big.
All right. Who made us in years over to maybe Duskara?
I have a really quick question for you guys.
Do you guys, when you smile,
Is your smile equally strong on both sides?
I'm getting really scared because I randomly noticed that when I smile, the right side of
my face is a lot stronger than the left side.
And I'm wondering if that's like signs of a stroke.
I hope it's normal.
Now that I noticed it, I can't un-notice it.
My left side's a lot weaker.
I also can't lift my left eyebrow.
Uh-oh.
So am I going to die?
Yeah, hopefully it's fine.
Yeah, maybe I'll just send you guys over to Descara.
He's in life for seven hours.
Or any of my friends like just beginning their stream.
I'm not the one scamming, you guys.
You're just playing League of Legends, but she's back to League.
I know a lot of people are back to League lately.
I mean, I've been actually really enjoying League.
I might be back to League.
Well, I'm not going to be back to League for a bit,
because I want to see if I can break my all-time record.
But once I'm ready, once I'm satisfied with my rank,
then we'll go back to League.
And you're back on the RE.
I was playing League of Legends with her off stream
like two nights ago.
It was actually pretty fun.
I wonder if that's what made her want to play League again.
All right, I'll send you guys over to Descara.
Oh, wait, hang on.
I forgot to tell you guys, how many of you guys remember the fight between Box Box and
Emily Wang?
You guys remember the fight?
Let me show you this.
If you guys weren't here for it, I was randomly in the shower and I was like, oh my god,
What if we just made up a bullshit event and just like gas lit the fuck out of somebody?
So then I go over to Annie, I'm like Annie.
I had a crazy idea.
What if we just like make up a bullshit event, a bullshit fight.
I'll show you guys the DMs.
Look at this.
I said, baby, I need a strange favor.
And she says, Monka, because she thinks I'm
going to ask her to hide a body.
Can you Photoshop a poster that says Box Box versus Wang?
Thursday, noon, PST, like a boxing match promo.
I don't know how to explain it, but like a poster,
an event that doesn't exist.
And then we're going to tell Emily Wang,
are you excited for the fight?
I'll send all my viewers to hype it up.
And she'll be like, what?
And then, uh, here's the second half of the conversation.
I'm down, baby.
You must see my vision.
Can you imagine it the way I'm imagining how I'm going to show my stream and advertise
a fight that doesn't exist, see if she shows up?
It'll be really funny.
And she's like, like this?
Yeah, and then she actually showed up, kicked my ass, and I lost $1,000.
But I mean, honestly, well played to her.
I was 400 LP ahead of her when we did this, and I got owned.
I'm pretty sure I did not top four a single time.
Oh, no, I went fourth once.
I think I averaged, like, a six.
All right.
So since we've been following our good students at box two,
if you guys don't remember the box jam slam, no,
it's not the box jam slam, sorry.
That's the 2XK event.
If you don't remember the box box bash,
on my team were three students.
One is Cadawin, who by the way hit 1KLP.
Let's go Cadawin.
She hit 1KLP in the EU West.
She's too good for this competition.
But my other students, Box two,
just hit masters for the first time.
It was awesome.
And that's why we rolled dice yesterday.
My other student, Stele hashtag deal is also masters.
Oh.
Oof.
Okay, well, anyway, my two students are very close to each other in rank.
That is why I told Annie to once again make another poster.
That's right.
Race to...
Hang on.
This is supposed to say Grandmaster.
It's supposed to say Grandmaster.
Race to Grandmaster, a competition that doesn't exist between my two students for $1,000.
Any forgot the 1K?
For $1,000, the Race to Grandmaster between my two students.
going to go over to them and be like what's your plan for the race and they'll be like what race
and then they'll be like you don't know and then we'll send them this poster I gotta edit a few more
times though. And we'll follow the journey between our two students to see who can get Grandmaster
first oh and even better we'll add a clause at the bottom that says if neither participant
hit scram master before march 14th 2026 they will both do roll six dice until they all
in on the same number. There we go. There we go. Alright. These are the edits. I'm
going to send this to Annie. We gotta edit this until we go poster. What is the LP threshold
for Grandmaster. Yeah, so we'll just go over to their streams next time they're streaming
and be like, what's your plan for the race? It'll be exciting to see who wins. Okay, Grandmaster
is currently, oh my God. Oh, maybe it's not possible. 600 and 26. That might be too
too hard. I mean I could just make it some arbitrary goal. I could make an arbitrary
goal of like 300 LP. But I was just getting higher LP than the other. I like the idea
of them doing a punishment if they fail.
I like the possible outcome of them both failing.
Oops.
Yeah, I mean, I'm putting up 1,000K of my own money, so.
I need a backup plan in case they both massively fail.
Okay, so instead of race to grandmaster, cross that out.
We'll call it the race to 300 LP.
I think that's reasonable, right?
The race to 300 LP Masters.
I think it's realistic that one of the two of them can hit it within two weeks.
Oh wait, now this is three weeks.
Yeah, I'm sure they could hit it in three weeks or one of them can and it'll be a race
Yeah, maybe Grandmaster is too hard
Yeah, race to half Grandmaster
During the LP is too easy. Is it is it easy for brand new players to hit through an LP?
I have friends who have played this game for years and are generally good at games
who are still at stuck hard stuck like 200 LP. I think for a brand new player
300 LP Masters is decently hard. Like I'm good at video games or wait I mean
that's not a fact I I'd like to think I'm good at you you guys think I'm good
at video games right? It still took me like two maybe three sets to hit 300
for the first time.
You guys think I'm good at games, right?
Right?
Yeah, it took me a while to hit 300LP.
I would say that it took me a while
to learn how to learn the game.
Once I had the proper coaching
and a good fundamental understanding
of how to even play the game,
instead of just force things
and look up whatever's the meta and force it,
once I had the ability to understand
how to discover things myself,
I got a lot better really fast.
But I think it takes a long time to hit that clicking point.
Maybe 400 LP.
No, no, no, no. I'm a generous man.
All right. I'm a generous man. 400 LP is too ambitious.
Again, these are brand new players.
Box2 has crippling ADHD.
and Selly has stage fright. Okay? I'm pretty sure if I set the goal to 300LP
there's still a very good chance that neither of them hit it.
Oh my god, let's place bets. Hang on, I gotta make a phone call.
Hello Albert, what's up?
Hey!
I'm streaming right now, just heads up.
Do you randomly want a place to bet?
On what?
I'll send you the picture right now.
Okay.
Do you remember when I invited you to a fight
that didn't exist and just like expected to show up?
Yeah.
Well, I'm doing it again with two different people,
with my students.
Take a look at this poster, I just sent you.
Okay, I'm not a League of Legends fan,
but let me look real quick.
If I die, ah!
Selly vs Fox 2 if neither person has trim, but what am I getting invited to you?
You want to place a bet you can go on either one and I'll bet on the other one
$1,000 no no no like $200 I
I'm just giving this. I'm giving one case and whoever wins regardless
But I don't know like who's better. Yeah, isn't it fun to just place a bet? Yes. Yeah, isn't it fun?
All right
Um, it's spelling a girl. Yes. All right. I'm taking spelling. Okay. All right, $200. No, that's not a lot. A thousand. Oh, Jesus. Okay. All right. You really want to do a thousand. I'm down. I want to do a thousand.
I'm gonna coach her. Which first, what I'll hear. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. They're both zero LP masters. Zero, zero, zero, masters. Okay. No, no, no, no, I'm down. I'm down $1,000. $1,000. For that money, I'm actually gonna hit a box to and coach him with that much money online.
I'm gonna hit up Steli and culture every day 10 hours a day. I have nothing else to do with my life
Okay, interesting. All right deal
Only a thousand GM is 620s. That's why I set it to 300
Yeah, I was gonna say GM is really high because I think I almost the mother to master a few days ago
I was real bad. All right. Wow
Okay, awesome. If Steli hits us I could be out $2,000, but it bucks to
$2,000 well, I'm giving the I'm giving them a prize no matter what whoever wins
But if box two wins I get to do all this fun stuff for free. That's basically Emily Wang funds the prize pool
Okay, I look forward to this I look forward to it you all right get back to the game my league game, but yeah, that sounds fun
All right. See you later
Yeah, I'm so down I'm so happy she's down
I gotta make a phone call.
You think Bucks too will pick up if I call him right now? Let's see.
Am I gonna be...
Am I gonna be minus 2k or minus 0?
Do-do-doot! Do-do-doot!
I give up
It's box two, but then it's Emily Wayne coaching so it's a probably even matchup
Yeah, I
Wonder is there like some website I can use wouldn't it be fun if we all just like chose a side right now
You know like the blood versus Crips thing like which side are you on?
Wouldn't it be fun if we just all like I had everybody place their bets right now
put their predictions in and then at the end we like open up and see who is right
it had to like somehow log everybody's usernames and like who believes in who
oh a Google form duh I can do this I can do this Google form box to verse
Stelly race to 300 LP who side you on?
Who appears first stella on the left?
Stelly v. Tuber or box two or
They both fail to reach 300 LP
How confident you are
It'll be close.
It will not be close.
What you user name?
Twitch username.
Oh yeah, coached by Emily Wang, coached by Boxbox.
There we go.
All right.
Publish.
All right, guys, if you could go ahead
and quickly fill out this form.
I'll reveal the results on Monday
once everyone has had time to think about it.
It depends if you guys get to backseat them in game.
Oh, good question.
I would say it's implied that you can't really backseat.
I'll message Emily Wang, we'll make it clear that we're not going to backseat them in-game.
Oh fuck, wait hang on, that's actually a good question, we should come up with the rules.
It would be very easy to backseat someone with your help.
Let me think, it would be very easy to backseat somebody, but also like if you only did
the bottom view is gonna be kind of boring.
Let me think about the compromises here.
It'd have to just be one of those
like within reasonable limit kind of things.
Cause I think they absolutely have to get back seated
and coached at the beginning.
I don't know, it has to be something like the last 150 LP has to be done solo on stream,
something like that.
Like, I'm pretty sure both of these people are going to definitely need help.
Alright, I'mma let Emily Wang know.
Okay, someone pointed out that it's really easy to backseat anyone to 300LP.
So I think we should agree to not backseat after 150LP.
The last 150 needs to be done on the stream alone,
four VOD reviews only.
OK, Emily Wang replied saying that 300 is just too easy
with coaching.
400 of coaching actually makes more sense.
And no coaching after 250 LP.
Or no back seating.
Emily Wing said, how easy is 400?
And I said, it'll be easy to coach people to 200.
I don't know.
I don't remember the last time I was bad at TF2 was.
Sorry, wow, I didn't mean to say that like that.
That's kind of rude indirectly.
When was the last time I was Mastered 0 LP?
I think it was in set two.
And then how long did it take me to go from zero LP to 400 LP?
I feel like it was a couple of weeks,
but I definitely had good coaches.
What if you do GM mode back-seating?
No, 600LP climb is insane.
It would create this situation where back-seating is basically required.
Like, you guys watch my stream, you guys watch Soju's stream, you guys watch like T-Lades
or Wazion, and like to them, a 600 LP lobby is like really easy, but I think it's worth
noting that in general a 600 LP lobby is like really good in the grand scheme of things.
There's no way a new player is sitting 600 that quickly, unless they're like a prodigy.
I can't think of a single person who hits 600 LP on their first set of TFT.
I can think of many people who hit Masters.
I can think of a couple people who hit like 200 LP on their first set of TFT.
I think of zero people who can hit 600 LP on their first season.
There's definitely just a limit to how much you can learn in a couple of months.
All right.
Tell you what, guys.
I don't think I'm going to figure out the correct solution in a few minutes.
I was at the end of my stream.
I'm just going to wrap it up here, and I'll figure out the rules off stream.
We'll edit this poster.
It'll probably be somewhere between 300 and 400 and I'll I'll figure out some some level of back seating
That's allowed that is reasonable while still being fun for the viewers
All right
Wait 118 of you guys already put in your responses
Let me take a quick peek. Let me take a quick peek
Interesting you guys want to guess
There's a pretty large majority vote you guys want to guess who um
Um, everybody voted for.
There's currently 120 responses and a large majority of them are on
Stealthy VTuber.
It's not because it says coached by Emily Wang, right?
You guys didn't see that.
I was going to coach the other guy and immediately not vote for him, right?
Okay, well I'll just just wait for the next few coaching sessions.
Alright, I'm gonna turn this man into a superstar, but okay, I will wrap it up here and I will
see you guys on Monday.
On Monday we will push for 1400LP, our new all-time highest, and then we'll also talk
about the race.
If you see, um, Steli or Box2 streaming, make sure to ask them if they're ready for the race.
I think it'll just be really funny.
There's something really funny about just like making this shit up on the fly and being like, are you ready?
Can't wait to see how you do.
Of course, if they don't, if they actually don't want to do it though, I won't make them.
But I feel like they'll both be down.
down. Okay, let me send you guys over to the Scarra. Yeah, looks like he's just about just
starting a TFT game. Wait, this isn't TFT. Wait, yeah, that's not TFT. Scarra has really
been on that League of Legends grind. I mean I'm still down though. Okay. Raid
Steli? I don't think she's streaming. I'm pretty sure she was in our chat earlier.
I don't think she's streaming. Unless she was just streaming herself watching my
stream, that'd be pretty weird. There are minds of this, I don't know how many
of you guys were here for this arc of my stream, but there was like a full two
years where at the end of my stream, I would just stream a black screen, like I
don't remember why I did it, but I just did and I would stream a black screen for
about an hour and then people would watch that and then there was a VTuber
who had like 150 viewers who was just like watching the black screen on her
stream. I don't know why but she thought she derived a lot of pleasure
from it. Anyway, now we just do letter of the day. Alright, I sent you guys over to Descara,
and you can let him know, you can say, just a warning, I'm gonna pog so hard when you
get three kills. No, no, no. When you get 100 CS. Just a warning, I'm going to plug so hard
when you get 100 CS. And make sure you actually do when he gets there. You got to remember
because I feel like 100 CS is like really easy to miss.
All right. Thanks for watching. Great stream today. Great progress. And to those of you
that watch my sponsored stream as well, thank you for that. I will see you guys on Monday
for a lot of stuff honestly. Have a great weekend everybody or else. The letter of the
day for those of you that actively follow the letter of the day, we have in my opinion
the worst letter of the day of all 26 letters in the alphabet. This is by far the worst
That's right. It's Q. Literally the most useless one.