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I'm learning how to love you back behind.
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Was good guys good boy
It's fucking raining over here, so I just stayed in bed a little longer, you know
It's a Sunday too, so.
How do I take Sunday off?
I should have low key, but we'll scream until Lanterns comes out and I'm going to go watch
some Lanterns.
That's kind of the vibe today, I think.
I'm fucking so high for the episode!
Woohoo!
That was good, man. That was good.
That was a 6P IPS Tiga.
Time to talk about the old crazy.
I know I can't wait to watch it tonight. I'm ending as soon as it comes out guys. I'm not gonna. I should spoil them
Sorry, like it sucks, but I'm not getting that shit spoiled
Oh, actually, you know what I gotta sit a fucking quick little
Two little things have low email before I forget
I'm
I love this song too, actually, all right, we're good.
I'm from
Well, I live in Curitiba in Rio, yeah.
Goodbye, Bobbets.
I lost my vision eyes in my death in Curitiba.
Drifting away, wave after wave, we got to make a new outfit man, I got to start saving
my fits.
I'm just streaming until I get bored, man.
Oh
Shit this isn't first floor. Oh
That's episode two airs tomorrow
Oh, there.
Uhhhhhhh!
So nice of them to be able to move on from streaming.
I dunno.
Play games.
Burned it a 17 hour stream called it a 30 hour stream. It's your turn. It's not my turn to do shit
Boy, I do what I want, but what the fuck is burn doing to me 17 hours later gonna be around and then give me content
Are you serious?
But this is joke
yesterday I did not I did see him talk nice about it so that was nice
I'm glad he enjoyed it
it's not a good time it seems like
the blue guy there has been killing it yeah we are we're trying to push that
YouTube man
I actually played off line to that tweet, I actually played off line, that's just crazy.
Thank you brother for the reset brother I didn't do fear for the day man actually
You know what, I like that hoodie fit that we didn't save.
I'm gonna rock that one.
It actually makes me feel like Lang is young when I rock it.
Shut up, shut up.
You just talk all day every time I come in here.
I can't fucking stand you, I can't fucking stand you.
Shut the fuck up, please.
Shut the fuck up.
I just fucking pop when I come in here.
I don't know what he's talking about, he's talking about his age, but he's not 18 obviously,
like that was never the age it was supposed to be.
But you know, that goes, they have to show the fuck out of me, it is what it is.
I like that one.
Thank you.
Oh, I should have saved that fit a little too late.
Shit, I should have saved that fit.
Fuck.
I gotta start saving my fits, man.
We'll drop everything to assist you if you need us.
Does it feel nice?
Let me see...
Yeah, I don't see any...
Oh, even braw doggy's uniform the whole time.
What?
I don't see a stethoscope at all.
Oh, I haven't had an undershirt on this entire time.
That's really nice.
Wow, that thing was made for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Every single color has the same undershirt behavior, but no, I can't find the status scope anymore.
You're wishing my command.
Yeah, you also want to, um, do you want to mention?
I actually like the purple look on the hoodie way better.
Yeah, I don't know, it just looks weird.
I also don't like the bandana though.
It clips too much, I think.
this look and I think instead of the shiesty we do the other mask
that's right we have a lion's hat that he always has to have like a little ugly because
Like he doesn't really know what he's doing, you know, like a little bit
Do you do the furry mask? Yeah, we got to do the furry mask
That's literally what they would call it is swag. I want to delete this one. I'll delete
This one
Delete this one that beard is hideous. I can't believe I was rocking this beard, bro. It's actually hideous on them. Holy fuck
Oh shit, where's my coffee at?
Oh my god, it's probably been sitting outside for so long.
Yeah, it has. Be right back.
It's fucking rain season huh?
God damn it.
Here comes Chad.
I already got chips.
Are you eating chips bro?
here comes Chad, I already got chips, I'm eating chips bro, what's that sound, bro?
this is the coffees crazy, I'm eating chips man, like...
All right, good morning y'all.
I don't know if the boys, I mean I think the boys are coming around today but either
way we're streaming.
Either way I'm streaming to Lanterns though guys.
As soon as Lanterns episode is out I'm ending.
Oh no.
news. Who lost the birds again?
Don't know my dad. Don't know my day. Don't know my day.
Bird died. Just one. Yes. Okay, that's not that bad. Which one?
one. Why sold one? Are you sold one? Yeah. Okay, one is definitely dead. What? Um, yeah.
I just went up there and one was star. Fantastic. Okay. Well, I did sell one of this five days.
Do we know which one died?
How long it was domesticated for?
It looks like it's been domesticated for a couple of days, I think.
No.
I think it was a hawk.
Oh, no.
That's $400 out the window.
Fuck.
Yeah.
And it looks like I just fed all of them, but some are still a little hungry.
So I got to go get more.
Should we move them?
You think they'll fit?
I don't know
Damn
Uh, okay feed them while I think about it and drink some coffee
Okay
Also, I went scuba diving today
and did not find anything at all what yeah I don't know if it was because it was
it was storming and like dark out but I don't know I have gone scuba diving when
it was dark and I found stuff and today I found absolutely nothing not a single
thing oh wow this is the horrible side of my day all right I'm gonna take a
Yeah. Alright. Alright. Bye bye. Thank you so much.
Bro, we have to fire like, do we fire these gunners? I don't know. Like, Zuck is, or maybe Zuck is just kind of chill.
Like, there's no gunner chill or do we have to fire everybody? I don't know.
Okay, what am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
What am I doing? I did...
...brought my stuff in the apartment, I think, yesterday.
What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Am I gonna go check scuba?
Let's go check scuba. Let's do a scuba dive. Let's do a scuba dive trip.
Maybe Rooche has gold for me. Maybe I can borrow his truck.
Hello brother?
Brother? Can I buy your truck?
Brother, brother, brother.
Of course you can. I got gold for you too brother.
Ooh, how much? Just pick me up at pawn with your thumb.
I'll do that while I-
I'll see you later.
Yeah.
I forgot to add the good news.
I stole eight wheat seeds out of somebody's car.
Oh, shit. It's actually a lot of money, alright?
I got a bunch of wheat seeds as well, if you want them.
Okay, I gotta learn how to farm, but once I do that, yeah, if you could just put them in the storage unit
I'll do that. I'll give you a call in a bit
What does we do it's just passive free money
Okay
The boys coming around today they're probably gonna go crazy skit so for about 15 hours.
the recent guys we're so close to not a thousand followers man we have to
somehow figure out a way to hit a melee
What's up brother?
What's up brother?
Let's check
There are some trash there but I don't care what you're doing
What are the nuggets at?
Look, the bars
Who smelt it on them?
I could smell it on them because we can't do nuggets
We want to but it's not possible cause of the fucking
What you call it the key those in the space, you know
This is fuck brother
Because you are gonna get five hundred nuggets a day that was the play right well, I can get three hundred one right I
Know but you know beginning for free my boy. They don't want to cut
Well, are you are you giving me a handout are you having me build the operation? Which one is it? No, I'm okay
I'm building the operation by taking cuts from people right for us, correct?
And then I'm also robbing others, correct?
But the issue is the following nugget a day is part of the operation, but is this not enough space or kilos for it?
Okay, how's the motor going?
Oh, don't talk to me about a motor, man. I want to kill people.
Motor is running by them.
I'm going back to the growing-up grandma again, man.
It's fun.
I'm trying, my boy. We need to get our hands in the Rob guy.
The fucking...
What are you trying? What are you trying?
It's failing. Talk to me.
Stop being vague about this shit. Just explain the context.
context okay and let me explain to you I have tried to ground everywhere I get
the same shit stream back I have tried everything except the first laser you
just stop it on it is broken you're a picket what you broke it I have tried
every everything except for life
Is it not a parking maybe in there or is it not a parking brother we gotta run brother
we can't use the truck what do you mean we gotta run we gotta go to the mega mall is
this cross okay why don't you steal a car drive there and I wait here and watch the
I'm really happy everyone's gonna join the server man. I love seeing the tweets the glades has been nice
I've been seeing great little hates. It's been great. I'm sure the hate is out there. I'm gonna be wrong
Is he gonna play? Yeah, he's one of the goats in my opinion so.
I think if X is bringing out fast, please help him.
Guys variety streamers will always leave
Just not a matter of if it's an early win
When he did make a nice tweet though was cute
Fuck Marty come on
Actually, I'm gonna call until I'm gonna go check the laptop just for shitting
Hey, am I feeling like we need you might do me a favor
Yeah, can you wait? Can you also do me a favor after that? Yeah
Okay, what's your favorite?
Do you mind just when you have time just to go check that laptop?
I don't want to miss a shipment and we should try to keep our best eyes on it if we can.
Oh, no problem cousin.
Thank you cousin.
Alright, it's my favorite. Can you like my recent socials post? It's a bank or a new one?
Yeah, I did see it. It's a good diabolical for that brother.
Okay, alright perfect. Thank you.
Alright, good morning. I'll speed up in a bit. I'm just hanging out speedy right now.
Alright, bye bye.
I
Give you wonder
But speed I don't let's remember these operations over building are in secret
It's not in secret because we're stake in the boys. I just need them. No, we're building. You just need to make money
Okay to get to the boys to have the boys
No, I know I don't see I don't have any shoes here like that's why I don't let the people roll up
They they do it for speedy not for even you you know, yeah, I keep a low so we building
Also, I got my hands on something nice today, my boy.
What? What? What?
Look at this shit. Look what I got from my nation. Max, me.
I'm gonna put it away for us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna put it away for us.
Like, you know, if you go to war and stuff, then you put it away.
And now we only have this and the phone's gonna have all that.
Oh my God, that's something real good.
Oh, it's...
Back to the motor, right?
So, I have tried different places, no luck, right?
And not only that, every time I plant fucking five seeds down, you get maybe one back, so it's like very time consuming.
And we have sold MOTA to the localals. Some of them give a call back, and then they give a call back, you know, you get better prices, so that I know it works.
I'm still looking to the seed analyzer, which I have no clue where to get. I have robbed every, like, most house that I can.
And the male seed, no luck, brother.
I wanna turn into a fuck, but I watched the I watched ever seen the gentleman
Of course brother come on. Yeah, we've seen season two. That's what I want. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I started watching that
Yeah, yeah season two of the show
That's so good
That's what I mean, bro. Like you see that fucking Asian guy that's what I wanna be brother. I mean fucking you brother
I come to you. I know brother. I got a long hand like hey this this that that
Exactly brother
Come on. No, I give it
I know the trick or as I've done it boy. I'm like that's what I'm saying. I'm trying it's just like we just fuck
I need you guys his help
We learn anything on the sales enemy
So the sales end of it is some of the customers keep calling back and when they call back they give you more money
They give you numbers to other customers. Why that's literally it. Yeah, so I'm thinking
You know what they say, right?
You get like a returning customer base that contacts your phone?
Yeah, my boy, I needed the thing though.
That's kind of shit.
I'm thinking, you know they say we need the gateway to other drogas, right?
Oh yeah, that's my assumption too.
Exactly, so I'm thinking, right?
We do the motel, we keep sending to customers.
Someone can be like, yo, I got a coke plug.
You want to hook up?
You never know, bro.
That's why I keep doing this.
I just want a better strain and better shit, you know what I'm saying?
That's where the boys come in.
Like, I built something, I don't know anything about building, maybe that's what we're lacking brother, about building shit, you know?
Well, what we need to find out is like, we need to get a hold of this Rob guy and see if he actually got a fucking mail see.
Because if he does, then he's got it somehow, he got it somehow from somewhere or something.
He got it somehow, exactly. And I'm like thinking to myself, what the fuck did this guy do on the island right now?
I have five people under me, doing these leaps and I have seven people under me doing the sales with me, you know what I'm saying?
I have proof for it. I just don't have the fucking
Hey, you don't have the permit? I'm just talking about it for a while till the show
Well, I really think about it here, by the way
So hard
What if there's something we need to make in the warehouse?
Like, we haven't checked it, yeah, whatever
But I don't know how to make it
Listen to me, listen to me about it, alright?
Listen to me
I got a couple operations going
Alright
Okay, I want you in on it
Now you have to understand, the only reason I'm doing it this way is so I can actually focus on it and keep it efficient.
Right now it's fucking small, it's just two people.
Yeah?
I saw the bird the other day.
Okay?
4,800 bucks.
I've heard?
Yeah, I've sold it for 4,800 bucks.
Oh my God!
That's awesome, what kind of bird did you sell?
A hawk.
A papaya?
A hawk, brother.
All we gotta do is keep these birds domesticated in cages for five days.
and then we can sell them down to the guy at the docks
you understand me?
well yeah we're caging birds and we're selling them to the docks yeah this bird slavery yeah absolutely
that's what it is
okay really really this is where you draw the line this is where you draw the line
birds are people too brother where do you need to be here in this operation
Yeah, but you kidnapped torture and you've made people slaves before.
Yeah.
The people have no value.
Birds have value, my boy.
Well, I agree.
My only rule in this bird business is we do not kidnap and domesticate in cage,
ravens and crows.
Did you just not say you just sold the crow?
No, a hawk.
A hawk, I see.
I'm listening to you.
You know what? I actually agree.
Listen to me.
$4,800 a bird, right?
The idea is just to keep getting like we just had like 30 birds just cage in a unit
And we just keep feeding them and take care of them and selling them with the gold with the weed with everything
But we start to stop stockpile that money a minute. We get a big injection. We could put somewhere. Hopefully
Hopefully at that point we just dump it all into drugs and start a drug empire
Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I get it with that
But we have to keep this on the wraps with the moist because they're gonna take it the wrong way
Well, yeah. Okay, listen, listen.
The way I look at it, things, right?
The way I look at it, things.
We building stuff, because I build stuff too on the side
like you see me, right?
I get all the money and when the boys need money,
I give them, but if they don't need money,
I'm just saving the money for us anyway, right?
And that's how I operate.
So I don't see anything wrong here.
It's not like we taking their money.
And we basically make them all the time.
But the thing is, I just want to keep on the raps
for now, you know?
Until the money really starts going.
I get it, sure.
Now, okay, this is the gold thing here.
go back to that first. I can get far in the nuggets, but we don't have the space. I'd
rather just get off the space before I have a unit. I have a spare unit. Understand me?
If you have a unit that I have the space, you give me the keys. I can get more.
That's what I'm saying, man. I'm going to cut your keys. I'm going to give you keys.
We're never going to be seen there together. You go in, you go out. There's going to be
birds. There's going to be furnaces. We smell the gold. We take care of the birds.
We sell, we sell, we sell, we get rich.
there you go now okay so if we do 500 or the day what you thinking we give cut
back to this guy but I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna give a cut
I buy myself and go get 300 nuggets right now I understand right but no no no
I agree with that right but then when people work on you you can just take it
all right well yeah I'm not saying take it all I just want to understand how many
people okay doing this so this coffee is fucking my stomach again
And I set a goal of five on the two of them, five on to seven fifty, which they agreed they
can deliver us.
You get me?
That's what's going on.
And then we fucking taxing the rest, you know, the rest of the people I see around them.
Okay, well the biggest thing right now is I...
I think people are starting to reward my friend.
Yeah, well I just got some info this morning that the train or chess might be trying
up, so I gotta go and see confirm for myself.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
I was scubaing today and in...
No, no, no way about the confirm this too.
way about the confirmers to know what is not about conforming maybe I am not a
schoolboy like I'm not experienced like you my boy but I only found like 80
any of the money is in like one and a half tank great and you know you can
forget one thing my boy there is probably like 30 people I get the
most of the money by robbing before oh yeah I mean nobody that we slime my
but it was down there. Yeah. Just wait here. I'll be right back. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah. Yo, Cazzo, I got terrible news. I got good news and bad news. We missed the shipment
didn't we? No, we didn't miss the shipment. Which one do you want first? The bad news
or the good news? This is tough. This is tough. Hit me with the bad. Hit me with
the bad news is we're still at 35 okay that's just that's just disgusting the
thing is though we got to figure out like we got talking about pot I think
but good news the good news is they're at 109 so any second now okay now do we
think tomorrow do we think should we try a bridge ship I'm not against it
because now we're in unexplored territory and I think it will be a waste of money
but just in case it's not a waste of money.
Feel me?
Yeah, no I agree. I think we are in unexplored territory 100%.
We can afford 5k lost these days, you know what I'm saying?
That's not a big deal.
A few days ago that was detrimental, you know?
Now it's fair.
Okay, so I think we wait for John Paul to wake up and then we just test it.
Yeah, but you know John Paul is gonna be fucking livid at the fact that we're at 35, right?
I
Yes, he's going to lose his fucking mind
I don't know how cuz I swear we've done a decent bit like we don't even get international
I don't want to be that guy, but are we doing shit at the pond?
Like I feel like it's always out. You know look at the stats and like no
What happened to the boys and boys fucking just go back to sleep forever already
No, they all took a day off yesterday.
Okay, that's fine. I think that's healthy.
But Zuck, I'm pretty sure Zuck was awake for like 30 hours doing that shit.
Yeah, Zuck, Zuck, I mean, listen, he gotta just chill out.
He's gonna need a bonus or something.
He's gonna need a bonus, but I also don't want the guy to fucking kill himself.
Well, I mean, that's just like, I think he'll be okay, but yeah, I'll talk to him in the picture.
Ooh, it looks nice in here in the storage for the fucking day.
Ooh, we got safes. Oh my God.
Hell yeah. Wait what? What the fuck made these things for us? Was that you? Oh, oh, that was us. Yeah. Yeah, that was us. We did that yesterday for a bit.
Nice. Okay. And look how much space is in it and it's insane. Yeah, it's fucking just disgusting. Oh my god.
And we got some more materials like a hundred of each or so, like a hundred and fifty of each or something.
something nice fuck everything's nice and organized to fuck yeah well I don't
know what the fuck yeah we got to talk I don't know that's definitely an issue big
issue that's a big issue fuck yeah I don't understand I don't really understand
it's at 35 I wonder if I wonder if it's like like these guys are making us
Compete and like our shit isn't moving because we're not out pumping like these guys so these guys get this shit, man
I don't know I
Looked at me
Okay, I'm just gonna give you the bathroom
All right, I'm gonna go look at it and see if there's any contracts. I can do that are international
Maybe a bug shot, I don't know if it's a bug I'm gonna ask and see if it's a bug why
Yeah brother I will I will I'll go to a warehouse today and try to see what type of
bloopers you can build maybe I can build something for the moped I'm trying to
figure it out but I'm really stuck on it bro I gotta even had he worked you on it or
others working on it? I think I think it's all I think it's all detrimental to
the mail seat yeah I really think that it's that I really think it's like God
has to fucking bless you with all of his power and he blessed my life apparently
and that man is the worst man to bless because I don't know how we're gonna get
a mail seat from that motherfucker but I like what I gotta do to get less than
song is not like i'm thinking about this shit we're reading is this
if you talk to your contacts and hang out with Rob like if they learn more or what
yes yes yes yes eve i've hold it in her hand
what yes he got it how did he get it how did he get it can we get that
he do not tell them he do not tell them bro he'd be like i got it i'm going to plant it
this fuck if you like it that's what i mean man
now here is the thing though i heard eve told me
I mean, Ken Sama, you know the fat fuck?
She told me that Ken Sama 100% had the seeds.
Because Ken Sama is most likely he's, you know,
he's holder if that makes sense, you know,
he'll stop for it.
OK, so we gotta fucking hang that fat motherfucker off
a building by his fucking toes.
But here is the thing that I'm trying to go in the soft
before I go in the hard, because the soft, maybe
we get it.
If you go hard maybe we don't never get it. You understand? It's just fuck.
It's just fuck man.
Turn on my guy, gotcha.
It's such a hard thing.
Hello, hello, hello.
But I believe cancel might have it.
Hello, hello, hello. There we go.
We just go maybe hard, bro. We just start fucking chopping off nipples. I don't know man.
Yeah, I start chopping off his nipples. I like that.
Let me give him a call. See this bitch has a lot of like that.
They didn't call earlier, he won't.
I've held it in her hands. How is Eve not freaking out that she doesn't have that thing?
It doesn't make any sense to me. Well, she is she no no no
Well, she okay cuz she she's more like a she want to be like a she want to go for like, you know chillin
But she was freaking out. That's why she give me the info. I don't say even them like they're not they're not gang bangers
Like they're gonna freak up, but they're gonna make it move. They're gonna call somebody like speedy
We're gonna make the movie for me
I tell everybody, I work with anybody, I get a message and fuck everybody, I'm gonna pick it up.
Like what the fuck power?
Of course I'm gonna tell everybody, I work with anybody, but here's the thing though, I do have a girl called Queen
and a guy called Zaza, I actually want to work with because I never seen them before and they're pretty cool, you know?
Yeah, I see those words right there, it means it to my ears, and we gotta mix old with new.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that, I love that.
No, so I am mixing shit up. I'm just saying for now. I'm just telling you
Anything nope anything love
All right, I'm gonna go in there and just check hi you can steal a car
Just leave it. I just need this car.
You have the keys, right?
Perfect. Thank you so much.
Hey, borrow the car, my boy.
I'll be gone in an hour, but I'll be back in two, okay?
But I need to put all the more, right?
See that.
Sunday stream, yeah. We're doing a little Sunday stream, guys.
It's not like it's going to be like a 15-hour stream.
I do want to watch the entrance tonight.
And obviously, you know get back on the ground grind tomorrow
But we'll we'll stream for like seven eight hours
And this thing guys also just like keep this in your mind to like the 15 hour streams
They're not sustainable. I need to go back to being an adult. You know eventually
Hmm that will not be the norm
like I gotta get back in the gym I gotta start doing cardio like I need to start
bringing those things back in my life have like in Lanzar so far honestly I
love it amazing show honestly amazing fucking show I'm excited for for the
episode tonight I think they're doing a good job actually building the world
I mean obviously like supergirls fucking dog shit
Superman you know depends on you ask they either like it or they hated it well
I think the world building overall is fairly decent
I'm getting really sad that I'm not seeing a single chest right now usually I would see one by now I feel like
for a clay face if not really I think it's gonna be shit it's gonna piss me
off with more if you want honest opinion but I'm trying to be a hater guys this
is
this is not looking good huh
this is not looking good at all
I'm deep too like what
it's over
It's over or there's like 40 people here. It's over or there's 40 people here. It's what's one of the other
Who hasn't become full-time bird hunters jet go all in on the birds
Wow we don't see a single one holy fuck hold on
I'm kind of sad, like we kind of, I'm kind of sad that crypto changed like that so instantly,
The RP being built around it was so good, but it happens
Preserving the economy is important, but the RP was so much fun. Now just the crypto is just dead
I
Guys, uh, this is either scuffed or it's over I can't tell which yet
I mean it's not even nerfed like nerfed means you'll still see chests you know I think
it's actually scuffed.
until storm chat.
27 minutes, okay, we try after storm, a big deal.
That's relax, but that's literally not how it works when you're molding for no like you're literally molding for no reason
Yeah, the extension map is fun
Hello, who's this? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold on. We might have found the reason
We might have found the reason
Are you finding anything in the waters?
I could not
But I don't know if they found anything in the water as well. How many ball out here right now
There's me and two others as well. Oh shit. I'm not fantastic. Yeah, you don't find nothing. I
Found nothing. I was scouring around and in the deep parts and couldn't find anything
And how long y'all been here?
Uh, 20 minutes? Really?
Oh god, just got here then, okay. Alright.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
How do we believe any of that? I kind of believe it, but I also don't.
don't. And she's like on the phone now, so.
I'm just calling you here because she's with people like I don't want to get
clapped. I don't have a gun. Actually, I just realized that too. Oh my God, I
left my gun at the apartments.
Life works. I want there's multiple people. So we got to wait for speedy.
The thing is we do got to control these waters man like this is free control here you know.
Oh come on Speedy you got to come now she's just went in the trunk come on Speedy please.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Come on, please.
Look, there's another one.
Oh, my God, they're grouping up.
Speed is going to be mavin' before they leave, bruh.
It's over.
They're leaving.
Maybe going to a different spot, maybe going to a different spot.
Oh shit my gun on me, I'm so sad.
Mother gun.
Oh they're down the street, they're down the street, they're down the street.
Where the fuck are you bro?
Come down the road because they like they went down the street. They went down. I do not have my gun
Yeah, they're driving away right now just chase them down I get in the car
Down like they're on the dirt road
I see them, I see them. They're going probably to the pond. This is good, this is good. They're probably going to the fucking gold guy, you feel me?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, just keep eyes on them.
Yeah, so exactly, so I'll wait till they're there, then we take their shit, you feel me?
I just keep eyes, which way are they heading?
Actually, no, they're heading down, they're heading down towards the very top. I'm gonna chase them.
They're heading down towards the city. I just saw the black and the red
Well, we're gonna control this ocean. We gotta control this fucking ocean
Well, there's so many people here. We just gotta start taxing motherfuckers. I listen being like 50
Oh
I'm trying to send it they sending it they sending it towards the city
they don't know about me but they just are they going towards the city yeah I think so if I was them and I'm falling from distance very long far away
I might catch up at the end but I what I do is I will tax the fucking thingy that gold place but
Police here is also watching that place sometimes.
Wait, one of them stop, one of them stop.
Hang up, hang up, I'm gonna hold them up.
I love Stevie, man, he's so funny.
Oh, shit.
I
Might have missed this man
Fuck me, but you don't say follow me
Follow me
Now open this fucking trunk who the fuck is in the right?
I mean man. It's me man. Oh wait just dance deal here my boy over there gonna check
What's your names what's your
My name's Ian
You a doctor, Keen?
Sophia?
Sophia?
Who's the other one?
Sophia.
Willow.
Tallow.
Willow.
Yeah, Willow.
You want to tell me that.
Guys, guys, you're gonna do it simple.
You guys wanna, you guys wanna, you know, ever this happen again or are we gonna
have a good time?
I'll give you guys the option.
I'm here.
Good time or bad time?
Why would we wanna have a bad time?
Good time, I guess.
Why would we wanna have a bad time?
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
How about this? How about I give you guys protection to the set. From now on, all you guys gotta do is give me 10% of the gold you guys find for protection fee. Very low cost. Yeah?
Now here's the thing. Let's say you find 1000 gold, you give me 100. You feel me?
That's a very good deal.
Right? Right? Do we have a dealer? Do we have a dealer?
Sure.
We're gonna go up to 50%.
Now, let me ask you something, if I want you, you'll be like, well, I want to see speedy once a day.
I'm going to go sell it anyway, you will never find out.
But when I find out though, it'd be bloody time, you feel me?
Bloody time.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm going to pull my gun away, you guys are going to get in your car, you guys are going to have a good day.
I mean, from now on, doctor, it wasn't you, you said you know me.
Yeah, I gave you 10K a week ago.
Well, life's rough man.
Oh shit, okay.
Well I remember you now. You got my number then. Give me a call and you got my 10th degree gun. I'll see you guys.
Put your hands down. You guys are good to go. Have a great day doctors.
Take care y'all.
See you in the afternoons.
I'll treat all three y'all doctors.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh fantastic.
Take care y'all.
Also don't treat me differently than I'm a bad guy. Thank you.
Okay.
Life first. You don't remember.
He's a drunkard.
Oh well we going out. They had 80 nuggets I took it yeah. I took some wheat seeds as well.
I wasn't going to take the whole thing but fuck it they lied to me so.
Give me the wheat. Give me the wheat. I think that was a cut.
I'm going to go put it on. I lost all my wheat.
You lost all of it? What do you mean you lost all your wheat?
The fucking guy fucked me man. I was there the guy took everything.
You should have said that they had those 50 wheat seeds in that truck.
It's too late, just give me it bro, you love to be there.
Yeah, it's in the glovebox, hop in, hop in, hop in.
You're gonna hop in.
I actually hopped in somewhere, I think I'm gonna talk to him.
Oh, five, that's a great story, I work with that.
I lost all my weight yesterday, brother.
Guy, you know, I think he just said,
Fuck you, brother, and took my shit.
He never gave me my money back, never gave me my weight back,
no nothing.
Damn.
He took my shit.
How many seeds you lose?
27.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
So basically, you know, but it's not even about the seed.
I mean, pick up my crops and you know what I'm saying?
It's all, you know, it's all gone.
Everything is gone.
Well, whose truck is that?
That is my truck.
Well, your truck is back in the water,
but I'm gonna go back to your truck.
I'm just coming down here to grab my wheat seeds.
I'm gonna plant them until it's storm.
Wait, did you actually pick up your wheat seed?
I gave you a couple days ago.
I have a planter here now.
Oh, yeah.
I want to show you uh whatever whatever you got to dip and come back comments I want to show you the bird hunt and shit yes
like I said just birds and gold birds and gold birds and gold golds and bird birds and gold baby
bird bird oh I spoke to I spoke to Eve again I have a more info
can someone definitely have it but here's the thing though they've been calling even telling
Like then she get the first life that they want to do this is that I think we can make a deal with them
You know what I'm saying where they be like if you know, we bring them in blah blah blah
And if they don't want it then we take them out. You know, I don't know. I mean, let's let's Rob's change the rob
I remember what fucking laughing your face and take a fuck off. I'm gonna be honest
Yeah, but I'm also change. You know the guy, you know novel ticker
But you know before I used to fuck with it up, but now I was
I'm not talking to you, no problem.
Yeah, fair enough, I'm gonna grab my shit, hold on.
So when I grow this shit, can I give somebody else, uh, you know?
No.
It's gotta be me only?
It's you only, you know, you got a platter, you got a...
Hey, you motherfuckers wanna buy any weed?
Yeah, but I don't even want.
Uh, unless it seeds, I'm good.
You better call me, by the way.
Thank you.
Nah, it ain't seeds, it ain't seeds, player.
But I keep forgetting play out
Damn so we can't let other people take care of our crops
I got to keep that thing on me though, why that thing not on me, I got to keep that
thing on me cus oh
no way to pull the boot of car w hell yeah I guess you a boy
I
Enough rules for the city. I mean when you guys when John Paul's in your gang, you know, that's kind of how you have to move
Perfect, I give you a call and we do it right you guys do your shit, but call me I got solicit
I got some money making opportunities for you mother fucker.
I'm down. I'm down.
I'm good boy.
Oh shit, I gotta do more.
Got the middle of the road, please. Got the middle of the road, assholes.
Fucking cops in the olden everything, huh?
Mother fuckers.
So this is the, so, did you add your scuba?
Like, did you, you know, did you like?
Yeah, it was fucked.
It's too many people.
It was too many people.
Was it too many people or was it fucked? I don't know about it's gone by. I think it's maybe a mix of both
Yeah, I think it's the like I don't mind being on a boat out there and just rob it
But brother like we just took 85 nuggets. You know what I mean? That's that's that's money right there boy
But the thing is the boat is good, but the boat is also hard to track people you want to be at the gold smelter
My boy just oh yeah or say that said the other thing is people can make their own smelters as well, right?
That's the problem. You gotta patrol the shores and look for cars in the camp.
If I show the same dominance, I'll be showing on the weed field and people will call me to pay us a tax.
People pay you weed tax too?
Not weed. Weed tax.
The weed act don't hold on. I need the weed guys for the fertilizer.
I know where I push and where I don't push, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Damn, so nobody can take care of my crops for me, huh?
No, nobody can take care of my...
But brother, it's actually good time.
Like, it's not a... You set up an alarm clock every time, you chill it.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to do that.
It takes like... Once you've done it one or two times,
it kind of gets into a team of things.
Like, that's... You know, that's how I've been making all my money for us.
Like, because... I mean, obviously you didn't do the porn and all that shit for free
And then I just been doing the wheat until yesterday till I get f**ked.
But like me and my f**king small minis have in the morning.
We will tax other people to do this and that.
We will also bring you 500 gold.
If you have space, we can bring the nuggets.
If not, they will just give me 500 bars.
I
Me either one works, I think I think be cool just like have a little operational. We just melt the gold, you know
I
Agree, but that's what I mean. It's all about like this kid over space, right? That don't yeah
So I heard you know like a skipper and answers mother people you never did yeah, go and others
They were trying to like the they were trying to be free ball in Diego and them and basically this
before this well I mean they free they split up basically like Nancy and others
joined the Diego and these other boys late you feel me like later on them right
without putting any money in and they were like they didn't put any money in
but they were trying to be like yo this much it is our shit our shit is my shit
totally free loaders so these guys be like so these guys you know didn't fuck with
that so they basically managed to split up
But they all split now, you know?
That being said though, Diego and his other...
They are the business, man.
So I said, fuck it, I told the guy,
hang on in the morning, this Apple guy,
I told him, yeah, bring in with you guys, you know what I mean?
Let these guys work for you, they're making more money.
He was a god.
So these guys are the workers.
Yeah. A lot of small things happening,
but it's good for us.
You feel the mark?
me the farm is straight ahead and then left and I'm interesting okay Diego have
like the Diego have the best man house Michael his grandfather baby for me because
it's water Diego is grandfathered in where you have the best better what does that
mean Diego right when you when you are you making like this guy why don't
Just rob all of these people because it's not possible. What do you mean? How are you gonna grab it?
How are you gonna grab the beat it makes them grab it?
Yeah, but is that you know say then you got to come here and watch it when it's ready. It's fine. Yeah
They go
This is money like this is money. No, I'm consuming
There but fuck these motherfuckers
No, you're not listening. You're not listening. I'm down to Robin, right?
We look at the plans. You feel me?
We need to wait for the right time so they can grab it, then we rob them.
Ain't that correct? Look at the guy walking towards his car.
If he opens that trunk, he'll rob in his ass.
But he had green weed.
Can they just fit it all in the backpack, you think?
They will go straight to the guy and sell it when they don't wear it.
they're done with it. But the crops have to be ready.
What's the guy at? What's the guy at?
Literally, to your right, by the red card.
Oh, so they sell to that guy. Okay, interesting.
Yes, same guy. So listen to me. I'm down to Robbom.
I don't mind at all. But the crops have to be yellowish and ready.
How much money do you think you see right now visually in this week?
If you rob a full crop from these guys, you get like a nice HTA leak.
But you see the old green, so none of them is ready yet.
And what does it look like when they're ready?
Yellowish, you know what I mean?
Fluffy and yellow, my boy.
That's when it's ready.
So you could be robbing them, but you might suddenly stand in for like an hour or two.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like a chance again.
I
Course be like fat asses of oh man, I want to just start robbing this motherfuckers
That's what I mean. You want to start robbing my boy?
Be that guy we saw a guppy fish, you know what I mean like just start taxing but what is my father's gonna do?
Start taxing these motherfuckers tax the whole fucking city brother
I
Somebody's got to be the villain. Oh, yeah, let me be the villain body. I'm already taxing my seven sounds the city
Plus when you like for
How many seasic 15? You need the three plots
It would be seven seven seven so three plots if you want to do two plots you can do four
Five hundred all the water I can't see what's your plot is ready
I am going to fuck again Rob.
He get robbed.
He get robbed.
Exactly.
I got that.
I got that.
I got that.
You chill.
I'm going to chill there.
I'll do your plant.
You throw me and he comes.
I do love seeing the world so alive chat and I think people are going to hopefully nobody
I'm getting robbed out here, but somebody's got to be the villain, right?
Rob the farmers?
I don't know.
Is it going to pay off?
Probably not.
Little attention don't hurt nobody.
I just love that the server just feels so live everywhere.
Yeah, like maybe they get security maybe you know, it can add more p
There's a lot to hold the storage units Robin probably not. I mean, I don't know depends on the RP
It's like a difference robbing somebody of wheat plants so they can regrow versus go into their fucking storage unit and they can give you everything right like that
That would just be a shit show
I
Mean folks in spanish dreamers. Oh, yeah
That's fucking yeah, this is like a huge story like you just don't so like when you rob people you normally like you're not robbing just to gain
Right like you're robbing a creative situation give and take
That's why like that truck there like I didn't rob all the fucking season shit, you know
And that's why speak is like, okay, then you start paying me 10% instead. How about that and she like that?
Just shut up
Don't pick these weeds. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, this guy's whoever's plot that is about to lose their mind
Now I haven't sick
Hey, the ice kept her two minutes until you're 10, and I'm sorry.
Honestly, I might start ordering coffee from a different spot, but this is just packet with so much fucking ice.
So there's a 5.1 branch that has a lot of blood streamers in a bunch in the center now?
Uh, yeah, I mean why not, right?
Sometimes the most interesting collabs come from people you don't expect.
You feeling the cus oh?
Hey, so I can only get three plots like a, oh, here.
Oh, I see, I see, they were like way bigger, I see, I see.
Oh, sorry, it's three plus seven seven seven so 27 get it I get you
We gotta fuck shit. I don't mean the fact the fact that I don't this is a little weird
But the fact that we can see those crops over there already are beautiful
Is that what the fuck I know I wish I could find grab it brother, but it's like it's so hard, you know
It's dirty. Oh, yeah, I actually I don't actually think that's bad
The security watches it until he gets here, but because you know it shouldn't you know you should have to catch the guy
I think I don't know
Those are Polish people brother. They're just fucking doing like rabbit hunting
Sort of takes him for the pelts, but he never
Okay, I sleep I see how this is going by.
Why don't I pull up this bitch, my boy?
That's fine, put it away, put it away.
Is Harry live on a Sunday Chatter, is he taking me for a week at all?
you
And she's he just went live. Oh, shit
Right people can see no bad RP bad RP is bad RP, right?
it.
Press the people losing their minds of who's losing their minds like and check you guys
see a chat that I don't see because chat doesn't seem like a losing their minds to me.
This is just one guy here like saying to everybody
Guys, please do fall the channel guys follow the channel follow the channels fall the channel. I tried to millie
I need that flex you know me. I need that play
I say, I say, I say.
They're going to twist at the right, because though, and I made you as best as you can,
oh god.
Please don't.
Can you use some more music content?
You mean record label stuff? We're gonna try, we're gonna try.
Your name, say your name for the 550s. Appreciate it.
I remember that fucking name, dude. You've been around for a long time.
I remember that name because I didn't realize what that name meant until like years after.
And I laughed really hard.
I don't forget that, actually.
Bro, Burnett's choked. I love that he's choked, man. Burnett's still talented.
Yo, I'm dead thinking of the tier two death so they think of the prime you guys well the subs show like we're nearing like a K subs
Which is crazy?
You guys do not have to serve y'all I don't give a fuck about the subs on the sense
I don't give a fuck about your support I mean, but we don't have to rely on the subs to make a living no more
because one of what adds I mean the kick stream is also live there's no as being
played there ever said exes live suck it fair enough and jumping to the five
get these men guys this ain't no reverse psychology you know I do appreciate
Long waiters from starting to stream full time. I know
Been at this for too long, honestly
What's the TV laws gonna reward my boyfriend for the console? I do appreciate that brother guys do fall
I will be shandles with the falls will just click follow the goddamn channel subscribe to the YouTube
I did our editors are going crazy. We got a banger of an episode coming out on a
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We got to add this public online content on YouTube every day.
Another new episode tomorrow.
Shrimp tacos again today. Oh, I don't know what I'm feeling today for there, man. I really don't know
I'm just good like a like a sub sandwich like like a BLT honestly
Yeah, we're gonna scuba dive after these seeds and then hopefully the boys are around we can start games as nefarious activities
Then maybe mr. C will be up later. We can do some casino shit
And then they keep keep working on these operations we got going with CJ and I were bringing in speedy
There's a nice little side crew, you know
Shit
Okay, we fill water on here. I should have to run all the way to the fucking stream over here
Oh, by the guy.
Nice.
Thank you.
Good thing you guys heard that man.
I appreciate that.
Appreciate that creator.
Thank you, man.
Usually I created a thank you man.
There was no 60 plus hours last night I know that's just fucking insane oh my god more
crops are getting completed.
Hey speedy look behind me to I look behind me to buy the more crops over there done these motherfuckers
But lose their minds
We're seeing on the Sunday, honestly, I wasn't gonna stream today, but like it was kind of shit
Well this morning. I was ready a little bit. So I said, you know what fuck it
She for a few hours and then you know
I was gonna come back from the crowd side and they just died out so these people have
to come back.
It sounds like one is pulling up right now.
Choppy choppy time, baby.
So how long these people have to get here before their their crops die?
One hour also we okay, so one hour so in one hour. Okay. Okay interesting. I'm sure these people
Yeah, I probably like normally like you know what I'm gonna do is I just hold it out five minutes and I did you know man
Just checking it in that
Even even when they're ready. We just did you think you got food on you. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got some flowers.
You know, the thing is, brother, like for me, one hour, I'd rather make money than one hour, so wait.
I patrol, if I see people, I get the shit, you know?
Okay, uh, your truck is obviously not here. I want to go hit the water while you wait here a little bit. What do you think?
How long are you gonna wait here for?
Oh, actually.
Wait here for what?
To rob these crops right here from these motherfuckers.
Isn't that 9 grand right there?
not that one no that's like three that's still better than zero no it's
still I'm down my boy listen you want to wait here till I go grab the truck for
you so you have it look look this motherfucker where's he going yeah we've
collected any crops where are you going to the water oh he's coming from the
Water, you see that?
Yeah.
Talk to me.
Yes, I would love that, thank you.
Oh, he's gonna grow.
I'm at the farm, yeah, I see it.
He's growing, he's growing.
He has a growing scuba all day, huh?
We gotta start a room there the fucking lives. I'm not evil motherfucker. I'm sorry
That's not evil about getting on
He was bringing me wheat right now, so it's good who's bringing we
And even should bring me wheat
But why don't you just become the fuckers?
Why don't why don't you just become the L half a of this fucking ranch right here tax all these motherfuckers?
Like tax of all brother you we shouldn't money no
Let me show you a cocktail essay
but I've been rolling the weed but you forgot why I didn't touch the weed before
now I didn't touch the weed because I needed these people to get me the
fertilizer because I might be tired will never get there get it yeah I get it
but these motherfuckers like somebody should run this ranch you should run
this ranch but I think I think we run this ranch but for now I just use even
I let her be and then I run everybody right like somebody like Eve we
don't got a tax right you're working with Eve we don't wait back to do
I
Tax all of them perfect. I will tax everybody except like you said few people that I need to use to get to the weed and
You know me and this fucking
You know me and me and some idiots we have all on earlier with me. I'll be holding down here. I'm there
We'll tax them if you're gonna hate us, but nobody's gonna
Pull my brother. Let's see what happens here
That's even I
Think no, that's not it
I'm about to start the party only you will be on the map protection you feel me
Yeah
Listen
Hey
I'll take 10% for the e-block protection. What do you think?
I say you give me 10% you know from your block
Oh from my blog yeah, but the thing is I don't have the other one people anymore
I don't take wheat from people anymore because I don't want to leave our money when they sell David
Well, this would have worked like a few days ago
selling for everybody
Mary
Yeah, what you doing in the community?
Yeah, we come here every now and again depending on the schedule, you know
Yeah, yeah, whatever's available. Honestly that G block the G block
Unit
New music coming soon from TV as well, so make sure to keep your ease on the radio
Yeah, my eyes are open. I'm ready for it.
I'm ready to see where he drops. I haven't seen T-Unit drop song ever.
So, man, you're growing or you're picking right now?
Who's that over there?
Uh, right now, I'm not seeing you there.
Oh, you've been spouting?
No, no, no. I'm gonna go soon.
Oh, hell yeah. Oh, I see, I see.
Yeah, I'm gonna...
Which block you at?
Uh, I'm at C-Block right now.
Oh, C-Block, I see.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I've been sent to find out of my unit, so...
Yeah, they set up for the full nice face game, so now I gotta go some round.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Maybe you gotta hide somebody like me to push them off.
Yeah, I'm about to start robbing everybody here just so you know.
Oh shit.
Get the fucking shit out of me.
All these cops, you gotta get robbed.
All right, bad.
Put it up, Kazum.
I'm richer.
Yeah.
I got that tool, you know what I mean?
Yeah, then I'm gonna go rob all the people scuba diving right after.
Okay, but that up, cuz I'll...
At first I'm gonna go scuba dive first, cuz I'm gonna see if, uh, you know,
that ship populated after this storm, I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, I have terrible, terrible news, by the way.
What? What? What?
Another bird has aced to casualty.
Oh my god, more and more.
I got one left, and he's well fed.
How many days?
Uh, five?
hmm what kind of bird a hawk that's $4,800 about it how I'll show you how
later after I do all this shit here I bet wait 4800 dollars mm-hmm I don't
even know if that's worth it though if those berries go bad and really fucking
fast like oh yeah it's tedious to tell but if you can maintain it it's so
three cash right
yet which is a pretty good idea
it'd be worth it if you know they do
i fed one bird like fucking
like eight handfuls of berries
yeah it's fucking bad
it's fucking bad
um...
if i had like a if i had like
a whole fucking bird farm then yeah it'd be worth it like about twenty birds
then yeah it'd be fucking insane but
yeah see those cows
it would take over my life collecting the collective berries
those cops over there. I want to hit that so badly. Look at this motherfucker in the
front of us tomorrow, right? Like this guy scuba diving and farming all fucking day.
He's kind of all the fuckers got to get hit.
Alright. You want to hit him right now?
No, no, no. We got to wait for the crops to grow, you know?
Speedy's going to start running this place. They're going to start calling Speedy's ranch
and you got to pay him to fucking farm here. You're getting robbed all day, so.
We'll see how that goes.
Okay, perfect.
Yeah. I mean, somebody's got to do it, no?
Yeah
You're bad
Brother you just gotta start running this shit and be honest
All right, okay, bud. You got you got less than 12 hours to pay me my money
Or i'm going to take out your son and you hold off on me. I understand me right?
No potential potential person will arrive right here. All right. Bye. Bye. What you say? I gotta hang up. I'll call you soon
I'm going crazy like I'm just seeing profit everywhere. I'm seeing I'm seeing everybody relax
I'm seeing everybody with a guard. Are you gonna run this shit? I'm not gonna run this shit. I don't want to run it.
You're gonna run it. I'm not gonna run it. Okay, I don't have the manpower to run this. The pawn and the gold and the wheat.
What do you mean the pawn is already covered? The pawn is already covered. The gold I'm running.
I'm talking about like the gold and the weed.
There's the gold I'm running. What do you mean?
Are you running the gold? Are you taxing people at the gold?
Absolutely. Yeah, I'm about to go robbing right now.
Good, good, good, good.
Yeah, brother, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not to rob it. I'm not to run it, but like we need to divide.
Because I just, you know, it's too much for me to like go.
The thing is, you should start calling this speedy fucking farm,
and if you want to grow here, you better pay the tax
or we're robbing your shit every fucking day.
That's where I start telling motherfuckers.
Here we go, here we go, here we go. Look at this, look at this, look at this.
This person, oh this person, oh, oh, oh, oh, where is she going?
Oh, oh, look way in the back, way in the back, way in the back, look they're picking that up.
Way in the back, you see that?
Hold on, hold on, let them pick up, like, or they deep, come in.
Yeah, I think we go right now, before they drive away.
No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
The box is only, so they have one wheat left, because then they have picked it all.
You feel me?
Yeah.
They keep calculating about that.
Martin.
You know what time it is boy speed is form speed is form. I gotta go
I don't give a fuck go take lead on this. This is speedy's ranch down motherfucker. I'm fucking bless
Oh, yeah, you racking up the nerves beauty. What happened to you, bro? Like come on
You gotta run
I'm trying to make sure they don't fight around the way
Tom is under new management, alright?
All of them, I'll see what I have you doing
I'm sorry, I have food in my mouth
Hello
What the fuck do you need? I'll spit out your food right now, Antonio
I'm trying to swallow
Well, tell the guys to get back out from the car right now
Tell them you can get out
I don't know that word
Hey, what the hell is this? Get the hell out of the car, man! Get the fuck out of the car!
Where you trying to go? Where you trying to go?
Home?
What are you doing here?
I was getting a ride to the fun house.
Okay.
But she made a pit stop.
Who gave you a ride?
Maddie?
Hmm interesting so your friend over there that we're fucking holding up
Yeah
You a farmer
No, I just work for speeding his ranch. Oh
Wait, is this his ranch is now? Yeah? Oh
I
Think she's about to get shot oh my god
How many do you have to do anything fucking crazy cuz I don't want to shoot me I I'm not gonna do anything crazy. I'm not
My god, hey, mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Speedy
Mr. Speedy been good over there
She's she's right in the protection club. All right, fantastic
My god
The times are tough, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I guess
I didn't know this like this one was owned it is now
Oh my god
Let's somebody gonna do something about it
What does that mean?
That means exactly that.
Your brother, you heard what I talked to her too, right?
Why, you a farmer? Like, why are you so worried about this shit if you don't farm, huh?
No, it just... I don't farm. I'm not a farmer. I'm just arena.
Well, then you got nothing to worry about, do you?
No.
There you go.
I can be a valuable asset I know how how how the things that go here I know you guys know
Desmond the old guy he knows it all he knows it all I can be your inside guy on the Desmond
and by the way inside guys I take the tax 20% or I take your life and all your crops
What did you pay or do we collect payment from her or how did you pay?
What did you pay you in cash?
In wheat brother, come on, we sell the wheat.
Oh, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, I'm making sure, I'm making sure.
You pay or you we take, we take what you want?
No, no, I pay, I pay, of course I pay.
What is your name? What is your name?
Erwin Knuckles, boy. Erwin Knuckles, Polish pastor.
Listen, Mr. Polish pastor, I'm gonna share my number.
I can say, there we fucking go.
Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna share my number.
You gonna fix me every fucking time you collect and I'm gonna get 20% of your weed
Here's the thing you can be smart you can be like spinning out here
I'm gonna do it, but once pity see you you off the view and when you off the view you never for me to get
You feel me I feel you brother of all of course I feel you
Now I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm gonna get a notebook. Wait, but I don't have your number
You didn't share it. I just share it. I just share it again.
Really? Share it again. Share it again.
Okay, now we have...
Send me a text and call me...
Yes, Spirit, just send me a text and say
20% lead farm right now, so I know it is
Erwin 20% tax guys.
Guys, do you want to buy a spike strips maybe?
Sure. We'll talk business later.
now that we talk later
this is good, this is good
what?
I'm gonna go in there for a minute
go where?
but I got to use the
you know
put dinner brother in my apartment
oh what a beautiful crops my brother
you're growing or picking
oh
picking my boy
growing growing growing growing
first time it first time first time
okay yeah uh no second time
second time oh you love it you enjoy it
how many seeds you got
it's fun it's good
I got to
what what
what
what's your name boy what's your name boy
Robin, Robin, Croft.
Robin Croft, you're on Speedy's land, you feel me?
This is my land, I'm Speedy.
Speedy, you're in our movie.
Yeah, I know you're Speedy.
I don't give a fuck about you,
you want me to take you out
and you want to take the Speedy tax.
I know, that's a Speedy tax, of course I want you
to take one, yeah, we just talk about that.
20% every time you fucking grow here,
after you know, 20% of the week, the week.
Okay, 20% of the week.
Okay, you want me to just call you
and give that to you?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't I don't want to get shots 20% easy. I can't talk guys my movie director every time you grow
But you get protection you know saying sure. Yeah, I've been I appreciate that
Maybe you take his number you take his number
Okay, well sit down here right now
what the fuck is that?
fuck off!
what the fuck is that?
what?
what the fuck is that?
no, she's just having anger issues, you know?
yeah, he's just old, right?
what's that?
that's my daughter, you know?
that's my daughter
oh my god, that is the...
you guys are like sisters, you know what I'm saying?
young ladies are like this,
I'm telling you my mind.
No, no, no.
Thank you, my stupid dad.
I just said that you guys growing or you guys picking?
No, I'm growing.
Fourth timer?
No, no, no.
Third time.
Yeah.
We are just professionals.
What?
Is that a gun?
God.
I'm tired of going all to one, let me just spread this, spread the fucking word, okay?
I'm tired of this shit.
This is my farm now, Speedy's farm.
You want me under my protection?
It's 20% tax or you're getting the fucking lead, you feel me?
Put your hands down brother, don't be fucking ridiculous.
20% spread the word to pay 20% of the wheat money you're feeling any problems
you understand that sounds fair any problems objections never I hear you
Okay
Objections
Guys I ask you get objections or we have no issues here. Oh
Oh, no, I wasn't jacking out if you got the shock. So what's gonna happen when you what happens and you fucking fall on here
What happens what happens PDA? No, what happens? What do you do?
You saved the money, you saved the wheat.
I don't even talk about the money, I want the wheat.
Let me explain to you something.
I know how much you grow, I know how much you can grow
and I know how long it takes.
I'm a former but it's time for me to retire and become the collector.
If you're friendly with the wheat, then I'll know. You feel me?
Yeah.
You feel me?
Hi guys.
I would feel it up, yeah.
The fuck you got me like that for, bitch?
Ah!
Oh my god.
I fucking take your kneecaps, boy.
Fuck your leg.
Fuck your looking up in the air like I'm some fucking schmuck.
Spread the word.
20% tax protection.
20%?
I?
It's not holding any more.
Bring you the wheat.
You give me a fucking call.
I'm on yellow pages with the speedy.
When you got the money, it's not a roll by.
I'm taking it like that.
What?
Yeah, you got it.
You all paid a 20% tax. Nobody's exempt. You two be on you fat motherfucker
$3,000?
I'm not a tax person
Thanks for my fucking farm boy!
20% tax, I need it all!
Speedy rules the race now. You all wanna go here, you pay the 20% tax and you get got
You go talk to police, they're gonna have issues, I'm gonna chop you guys into a thousand pieces
Hello?
I'm gonna go, I'll be back in an hour.
Alright.
Let me spread the word to the others.
He got water, oh, is this water?
Fuck, you got water?
Hey!
Uh...
I guess.
Well, the speedy should run this race, I'm gonna be honest.
Hopefully he sticks to it.
Yeah, it'll just be a little hard, but...
I believe.
I think it doesn't matter if people want to scan them,
there'll be people that don't want to scan them.
You know what I mean?
That enough is worth it.
I'm going to go scuba.
Yeah, so one scuba run and let's go hopefully the boys are awake.
I want to go try out this breach trip today.
Oh my god.
How's it going?
That is so much wheat.
There's so much weed.
It's weird, it's weird, it's not weed, it's wheat.
The problem is I already have 85 nuggets on me. I gotta hide this. We'll hide it right
here. What's wheat for? It's just money. The thing is, it'll be cool if Speedy actually
tries to run that up there. You know, it's like Speedy's ranch. I don't know. It just
It just fits the persona of the character.
Yeah, there's just a little key music here, so I can turn it up a little bit.
You know what I mean?
I hope it's a little mild, but, you know, I think it'd be cool.
Can you run a meth lab in a pixel V you'll see brother you'll see how that all works and do time
Now let's see if we're fucked up these chests or what?
I think everybody does live I think everybody thinks that we're talking about my flabs
Oh found one
Hmm seven nuggets that's kind of ass
The good old days guys are we in the good old days right now?
Are these the good old days?
There's another one.
Okay, so you guys are bank heists.
I think we're not close at all, personally, but we'll see.
I hope you had a good Saturday. I hope you guys had a good Saturday, man. I hope you
guys are having a great weekend, chat. A little stream before Monday. You guys said
we'll go until the 6 o'clock, go until the entrance episode is out, then I gotta go
watch that shit
yeah 90 is to you six pst back to work tomorrow give you a fire up so tonight
who I can't wait man maybe I'm gonna get some good food I'm gonna get some
Good food. Oh, what am I gonna eat tonight, man?
I'm gonna watch in the theater room. I mean, it could be a vibe, cuz though.
We're finding a lot of chest right now. We're actually hitting a nice little rhythm here.
I
See there's gonna be some great RP
I want to get a I want to get security together after this row to get security together
Whether or not mister, I mean, I'm hoping Harry's around so I'm not a serious conversation
Well, they're not mr. C-minus around no matter. Oh, I really want to start focusing on that RP
As I took watching your new YouTube videos yesterday, I was dying. Are they good? I haven't even watched them honestly
Nice.
Nice.
Got to pay me back tomorrow. I know we're fucked. Honestly, we're fucked.
I love how we're about to tax a guy that we owe money to.
Yeah, you gotta make their bread somehow exactly
Come on give me more chess man
Give me more chess, bitch.
Please.
It'd be cool if you could fish these up, you know.
Oh.
Here we go, here we go.
Let's give it to everyone before we were looking for gun parts, but now we just realized that
the nuggets are actually not bad money.
This is a nugget, so every nine nuggets makes a gold bar that you sell for $240 minimum.
You have to smelt it and shit, but yeah, I mean that's the math really on it
You could probably get like two three hundred nuggets a run at least before I was doing that essentially
Chesky's responding in the gold bars are to 10 now if that's true, I'm gonna be really sad
If Gold Price is tanked, I'm going to be so sad.
That's nearly 22 months. Appreciate that.
Is there anyone for the mayor stuff? Not yet. Who do you guys think is going to win mayor? It's got to be Vivek, right?
I think Vivek and Tony might actually win. And that's one of those other mayors I'm taking it seriously,
but I feel like all the North mayors are just trolling honestly.
which I mean hopefully I'm wrong we'll see
you think it might be disqualified no shot
No shot
We have four minutes our tank is actually almost just empty in general, so we got to be careful here
Liza's been campaigning a lot, yeah, and Liza's supposed to be an asset, it wouldn't
surprise me if Liza won, I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Imagine Tony wins.
I would love a world where Tony won and then he just finds himself in an arc of actually
trying to be a mayor.
I would think it would be very interesting to see him try to do that, no?
As well as storms and rain? I mean, it's weather? What do you mean?
159 nuggets, not bad.
Wait, that's steel. Hold on. Who just left 70 steel on the ground like that?
I'm going to come back for this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh, we're, oh, wait, no, it's tomorrow actually.
Wait.
I thought today was Monday,
cause that's a yesterday off.
I forgot tomorrow we're gonna be fucking acting in the movie cut wait you can
mind this right here
it's fucking rain
what's your part of the movie again I'm the main lead playing the biggest
rolling the film. Surely I don't die in the first five minutes, I think.
Surely, right?
I didn't grab a car, I didn't grab the other nuggets that I have, and then go bring them to the unit.
This fucking rain is crazy though
Fucking asshole
Yeah, me too
I don't fuck yourself
Bitch
It was this bush here, I think though it was like a more full bush
Oh
I give him a farm the farm is up over here to my left
Ah, I was here. This bush. Definitely this bush right here.
Yep.
All right
You try a lot I did not try a lot I was too scared. I don't want to get addicted. Okay, now I grab a steal over good
That's a fuck ton of steel too for the boy's job
Well, if you buy you have motors put one in chat, please if you're a lot
I
Orbid is so digging brawna try so badly, but I just didn't want to get addicted and start thinking about that game or pain
I just need to be walking on RP right now
Shit right
I'm playing well not having a chat I think I think the actually I think
viewbotting has got so bad that people like lost the idea of like what are like
a natural view looks like I think I think people think like oh this guy's
got X-Men of Eurasus chat has to be crazy but then viewbotters think that
so they make you know what I'm saying like I don't know I don't explain it
But, uh, you can always just be logical, right?
It's early morning, somebody else is really online, XCC is not online, we have some fucking
Jewish women here, and I wonder why.
It's an update of something new.
A lot of lurkers, people working, have jobs and shit.
He's seen by the farm and see if it's a rod lane buddy.
Oh no, the person came by and picked all their weed.
So many people here and oh man, we're in a fortress,
like we're in a fortress, no way I can go
and just hold all those guys up.
Maybe they spread the word, we'll see.
What's with you? I clean my air and B and D. Hell yeah.
Go for the sounds of this fucking thunderstorm. It was pleasant to your ears, brother.
Shouldn't come up.
You forget about Twitch on TV2? Didn't happen. That's what I'm saying, right?
Like it's way more organic, like it's created this ideology where like you have to be in
a chat spamming when it's actually the opposite.
I think train actually says it best, like lurkers make the biggest percent of anything
as a lurker.
Oh my god, what the fuck is happening here?
I don't know if that's a person's truck though, is that a person's truck, check it out.
I'm going to drive those trucks, right?
Nah, this one's got, this one's a straight bug to fuck out.
There we go.
Because this is a big GTA, I mean, it's just locals man, like, shit just happens, you know.
This is also the closed beta guys, this is the first time this has ever launched, you
know what I mean?
So, there will be things that you're fixing to improve on, absolutely.
Yeah, exactly.
I suppose you're really global email books, promotional.
Like, I would have loved for it to be permanent.
Let's review, guys.
I saw that in the stream on Twitch for how many years, like,
it's even crazy to get me for a few weeks.
We have snow and Christmas lights again on the server, absolutely.
I can't wait for the Christmas vibes, although I don't want it to come anytime soon.
There's no way we're about to go into 2027, but I think Christmas vibes are gonna be fun during MPVT.
It's gonna be interesting to see what the server looks like with that as well.
227 years ago, I wear, I know, fucking, I wear as far as I can.
He's gonna hit me out in two months bro, I know.
I feel like people are gonna fucking hate, I feel like that game's gonna be bombarded
with hate, I don't know, just from what I've seen to the reaction so far, it feels like
people are just gonna fucking, they're just ready to go crazy on hate for that game.
Oh my god, it still looks like GTA 5, it's like bro, it's a GTA game, no.
This is supposed to be a buddy.
Where's your P.I.? I want to start doing some crime.
But the boys, I miss the boys, man. I'm getting a little FOMO, dude.
I'm gonna call Martini as soon as we're done here.
Or I wanna see if I can round up security guards at the casino and get some casino
or repeat going on a little bit.
Just some training, talk about some shit.
Just fucking burning guy decided to do a 24 hour stream motherfucker man.
This is on? It's on. Oh, it's got no power. Uh oh. Shit. Any prop- any propane? Any
up to Monday hopefully I need these DMs get their panels back so we can start
doing some as you guys can see like the crazy shit they can do it's gonna be
really really cool hello are you robbing people scuba dive we I was with speedy
this morning why there is a girls group chat that is like hundreds of people
and somebody put in there that there is some guys robbing scuba divers with a
shotgun yeah that was mean speedy yeah what do they say about it they're gonna
try and do something they said oh my god that's so scary what the fuck I say
We all go in scuba dives. They can't catch us all true. Yes. Oh perfect way. That's actually better for us then
Fantastic don't rob me. Oh, of course. We're not we also need more power for the furnace. I was brought a ton of gold back, so
Okay, I'm gonna get some wood and smelt it down
I then when when speedy he kind of fucked off a little bit when he comes back around
I'm gonna show him how to hunt birds if you want to tag along. I don't know if you do you know how to hunt birds?
Do I know how to hunt birds? Yeah, but there's like I don't know how to explain this not the birds outside of the
Park like the birds in the park. Do we have to the bird in the park?
Yeah, it's a little different so when he comes around the show me you can tag along
Guys we got to show him how to actually rob like the actual birds in the park because it's way different I
Love when I watch cool stream is just informing or hunting all day because he just loves being in the storm in the nature
Yeah, he actually finds so many birds, I don't know how he does that I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong
I
Well, I'm cousin it cuz I just depot like 70 steel
Okay, I love that for you. Good job. Oh, you want to make some wedges you make some money. That's not enough. What?
We need a hundred and like 60 steel. Oh
We're fine. Okay one wedge. I
I have a wedge on me. You want to go hit some shit?
Yeah, absolutely. Got to make some money, huh?
All right. I need to go to...
I need to grab some food and go to the doctor, then I'm free.
Okay. Maybe I'll be in it.
All right, bye.
You gonna be in my unit?
What? What? Yeah.
All right, thank you.
All right, bye.
Gangshake cut.
Is that extreme today?
Wanna see you guys progress ready?
I fuckin' hope so.
No they don't, shit.
Deluxe, played Deluxe until 10 am.
I swear you guys just make this shit up.
Oh wow, that was like perfect timing.
We have prepaid in the farm shop.
Oh, fantastic.
I feel like you should just always be buying that, like, infinitely, though.
Yeah, we are.
The farm, we always buy it.
Fantastic, fantastic.
I'm gonna meditate for a second.
Shalopy.
Overall, PVS been phenomenal.
I agree.
We just gotta get some of these bushes in so we can enable and really start cooking
more shit.
I don't see nothing yet, man.
You're back.
Okay, it's family mode, so like these fucking resource lines, yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Okay, here we go.
I'm starting the garden.
I
Think I never said
What up propane guy for sale
nah
Why you line with a fucking anybody like 60 fucking canisters of propane can't sell 10. I don't have propane
We can use it. I use charcoal. I believe in clean the efficient charcoal
Hmm
Yeah, what he said motherfucker
I like the way ours is motherfuckers, what is it?
Take a ride.
Hey, welcome to Hop It Up, we love you.
Thank you.
Do you have an appointment?
No, just here to see my friend.
Martini?
Oh my god.
Can I send me a disease?
Yeah.
Let me, let me swap, baby.
Do you want to lay down in bed and I can take a look?
Fantastic.
Let me take a look.
Yeah.
You only got one and I think it's Canada.
It looks like Canada.
Fuck.
So it's 7,500 for it.
I can't afford that.
See that's why I gotta rob you motherfuckers because like y'all charge me all in life
for this shit.
You know what I mean?
I'm really feel guilty about robbing you guys.
It's not gonna go down anytime soon unless the mayor changes shit.
So you can kind of wait and do it for it.
I do.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Um, go ahead and get Danny back there.
Okay, we're going in.
We'll have a good one.
Okay, thank you.
Take care.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Why would we rob the doctors, dude?
They don't like us no more, goddammit.
Stay fishing up and up, safety.
I mean, to be robbed of a bunch of doctors this morning,
I feel really guilty about it.
You what, a doctor?
We brought a bunch of doctors this morning why we didn't know there were doctors until it was like too late
Scoop with that
Hey, can you stop a burger shop?
Yeah
I'm being told around some days he's up on the ranch with his grandpa and some shit.
How you been?
How was the rest of the night go?
Fun night.
Oh, remember when I saw you now?
I was ill. Uh, oh no, I wasn't ill at all, actually.
Really? Why not?
There's a demon guy. I have a picture of him. Listen to this.
Okay, I'll take a selfie in the car.
Look at that picture.
Okay, well that's not pretty at all.
And then there was a bunch of radios that were talking to us and there was a lady that
wanted to talk to John Paul.
It was a whole big thing.
And the radio was going, new epsilon, green needle, faceless, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fucking sand?
No, it was the radio talking, not me.
Man, they don't fucking say that.
My life is good right now.
I mean, can we not talk about the fucking depressing dark past?
Life is good, brother.
And then it said, well, I mean, it's coming back.
And then it said, shoemash.
And then it said, shoemash, shoemash.
And so we went to shoemash, and the lady was there.
The lady was like, hey, Jean-Paul, it's gotta be something.
It can't be nothing.
And then the radio next to her started playing.
like Norse, Harbour, Norse, Harbour. And then we went north from that and we got
lost. What the fuck? Yeah, I think there was a dog, but no one tells X about the dog.
He doesn't like the dog. And why not? I was following a dog and he got really
mad at me. Oh.
I saw the clip of the ammunition that got robbed, the local folder guy on the way back
to the apartment, so that was insane to see.
So fellas, he's cooking me up like six hard stopper meals, it's just gonna take a little
bit.
Is that Zon working?
That is fucking Zon.
Yeah, it's done.
you get back there you see that shit yeah i see that shit oh my god
god damn there's so many patties man he looked at all the timelines all one million of them
install he's still a cuck in all of them
yeah we did see my getting that by local too the locals are hilarious the way they work now
and that fucking sound just gets me salivating brother
Sounds like they're pissing in the fryer
Oh, brother. That sounds like premium meat fucking hitting a hot sizzling griddle, you know
Fats just melt in the fucking oil just frying
Mmm, you re-kick every dude. We got like a merge chat
I'm so hungry. Can you hear the fuck I'm sorry
Come on best man
I
Know me to come back and help you if you want sweetie
It's like what's up your boy?
Me bro, what do you mean burger shut out like I was like two seasons ago. I've moved on
You know used to be the best employee this motherfucking place has ever seen
I'm not telling you I was putting in pain and after research to all right here's
your order
The fuck?
Here you go, buddy
There it is nice nice, thank you
Look at this RC by the way, this guy spam calls me
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you
Oh, we are currently out of fries
If you want fries, you got a friend to store and grab me sack of potatoes
Man fuck, they saw a good man, no fries man
Fuck the fries
What kind of burger? Where the fuck is all the meat?
Let me hear regularly no cheese
Regular no cheese. All right, and you want a double cheese burger?
Yeah, the latest so me for and son no cheese on the bottom soda
It's two sodas in we be up in this drive-thru order for two
I got a criminal for a number nine like my shoe. Yeah, buddy
All right give one second
Second please
Are we all good what job are you looking yeah, we're out of me. We're out of me. I mean that
Yo, let's fuck the man. So I'm shut up
What's the new water style fun appears in this is new so we get to actually see it now or what?
We need some chicken up in here in this griddle
I
Can you
Yeah, what I said me
Well, you want a burger I got you the burger give me one second. I did I did three three three three combos, please
Damn man, fuck in the city
What do you think?
Good morning, Quinn.
I think so.
Oh my god.
Drift going to the moon.
What the fuck?
You need some help?
I have experience.
I got this.
Here you go, buddy.
Order's up.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Please just three, three drinks, three burgers, three fries, please.
Well, if you again, if you want fries, you gotta run to the store and
got me a second potatoes, otherwise no fries.
Excuse me.
I got no potatoes.
All right, I'll do six burgers then, bitch.
Six burgers!
Where's the meat?
Where's the meat, you fucking bitch?
In the fridge, in the fridge.
You gotta wind it up, man.
Okay, what kind of burger?
No meat in the fridge.
Whatever you got, by the way, whatever you can afford to give me,
I'll take it as well.
I'm about to, ooh, I'm about to take over burgers.
I swear to God I am I got a triple cheeseburger. Here you go, buddy
I hope I'm a soda and what was I was Ken can I gotta speak to you Ken, please?
I never mean to what is photo. Oh, thanks on what's what's wrong Kenny Kenny my friend
We must speak in the office and private after order my food if that's okay. Oh
Sure, yeah, thank you fantastic. Oh fantastic. Oh my friend fantastic. Oh, please pay at the register, sir
Perfect
I gotta wash my hands and wash them hands boy
Right let's make an entrance
Oh my god
Damn, they just let anyone in this fucking establishment house. Does that mean?
just some of y'all are just like really happy to look a mess I guess
well who looks like a mess
it's on by you
I'm gonna be honest like both the men in this fucking establishment and current like you both look you look a mess
I don't know
that's fucking rude hello
Oh shit is getting out of hand. Did you guys go up there and rob them again?
Or taxing the farmers like the one button at the top like
Everybody is freaking out
That
Here hold on
I'm gonna just read nothing freaky nothing freaky
They're now trying to tax people from farming, oh my god, who, what, just let people live
and try to afford food, no idea they have masks on, but one was in a yellow car, so
there is a sign by the farmer guy that says Speedy's Farm, who the fuck, Speedy, now fuck
that, grape seed is the clowns and we don't tax, Speedy is a mini crackhead, he talks
really fast he sounds ugly I want to open a restaurant bro where else can I
plant he did what if you plant and block e I think you are safe because it
belongs to Eve anything else is not you're not safe in e block tons of e
block posers out there I was just taxed by a clown and grapeseed they
don't know you they'll get your ass PD said they'd come up and help out if
you need backup. Well, yeah, you kind of got to talk to Eve beforehand, letting her know.
And I think you're safe. I don't know, though. Eve Block also getting taxed. Nothing safe
out there. Time for a socials campaign. Hit him with a public hatred. Oh my God. This
is getting really bad. Okay, fine. This is getting really bad. Okay. This is like,
there's 97 girls in this group chat, and they are going to start a war. They don't
know I'm involved right not yet it doesn't look like you've been named yet
just feeding okay keep me updated this is fantastic information thank you so
much I appreciate it CJ thank you
CJ gangsta it's purple go back to your hair size cuz it's looking at the
little boy okay summer where's the food man okay what's going on Kenny oh what
the hell you just button up in that shit yeah sorry that was a meet I just ended up
talking to the office real quick
I wouldn't want to look like a fucking nerd
I'm sorry what kind of meal do you want?
I want to come back
come on in
Kenny, I need to know
Mr. Yang's song?
I need to know, I need to know, I need to know
Do you understand me? I need to know
And I really don't know what I really I really don't want to I really don't want to know what you understand me
So I just rather just know
Okay, no white cuz I really don't want to how did y'all get that male seed?
Play dumb and then it comes out your mouth that is a lie. I will know I got birds everywhere motherfucker
I respect you Kenny. But boys, I got your back. You need somebody to come, some crazy shit go down the burger shop. You need my help. I come kill him motherfucker for you. No problem.
I can tell you how we got it, but I just, you know, I don't think it's really, I don't think it's like reproducible.
Well hey, information is power. Knowledge is king.
All right, listen we got
We got we killed a guy we killed a guy and we and we took it off his body
What? Who did you kill?
I'm trucker some trucker driver named David
What
Listen it wasn't me it was Rob sama. I was guys kill a trucker part of it and he had a scene
Poison burger we fed him a poison burger and he was allergic and he yeah, he got really sick and I guess he was I
Don't know it was on my birthday and his intestines were coming out and it was really it was really traumatizing
And y'all know this guy like this was random like he just pulled up to a day. There's a truck
We were just given that we were given the task to kill him or do something to him
I don't know who put you out. I guess
Who put you up to that?
Uh, I think it was Echo. It was Echo-san.
Echo-san? Who the fuck is that?
The Coneus Chambers?
Huh?
The Shimakta.
Who the fuck are you talking about?
Jesus, some guy I met on my first day.
I don't have any more information than that, thanks Sam.
Thanks Sam, I appreciate this.
All right, of course.
Thank you, brother.
How do we go favor now?
Oh, okay.
Do you have my number?
What's that?
Do you have my number?
Oh, uh, no, I don't think so.
I'll hit my line.
You get one favor.
it wisely you understand me yes sir and please go see a plastic surgeon brother
actually it's gonna start your simp it's an internal reflection because I would
say something like that I was just curious I know that your partner brick
boys but do you also wrap do I wrap yeah I spit bars mother fire I spit that
heat and hot fire okay well then do you have a stage name yeah a ball a ball oh
that's pretty good cuz I was gonna suggest one if you didn't have one yeah
what are we gonna suggest well I thought maybe we could combine your first and
last name you know it's laying Buddha so we could just call you Luda oh my
Oh my god.
That's a good one.
That's actually a very good one.
Yeah, I know.
I like that one.
Yeah, I'm also an idea manager.
Yeah.
I'm not thinking about that one.
I'm gonna hold that one in my pocket.
I do like 8-Ball though.
You know what I mean?
I do 8-Ball while taking 8-Balls.
Yeah, well that one also does go kind of hard.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, well I appreciate the recommendation.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, no problem.
Also, did you ever have any thoughts about that music?
I never got a call back so I didn't know if you guys were ever HVC or not.
So I had to hang up on that guy, it felt really bad.
Yeah, I got some food.
I love you.
Thank you.
Get the wedge on you?
Yeah, I did have a crowbar.
Oh shit, did I have a crowbar, whether I put it in or be a pawn? Maybe I looked at a pawn.
Do we take a better car though?
Got the car, lady, and we got them keys now.
I don't want your money, I just want the cars, I just want the cars, I just want the cars, that's it.
Just give me the goddamn car.
Yes, perfect.
I don't have to take this shit!
Fuck man!
Shit!
Appreciate it.
I want to buy this car so badly.
Uh, how much do you think it'll cost?
I don't know. Hard to say, really.
Somebody bought a salt in our ass for 70 grand.
There were bikes that were bikes at the Mosley's and now they're all sold out and now they cost five times the price at Otto's Otto's.
Oh, fantastic, right? Fantastic.
Did you watch it? Yes, yes.
That's some stuff. How are we doing, y'all? How are we doing?
We got a wooden frame.
Whoa, what up?
We got a wooden frame.
Alright, give me a second boss, man. Let me run you up, alright?
What's your name?
Is there ever going to be a day where there isn't a bunch of shit on the ground chat or what?
All right, buddy, let me let me run you up. All right
Boys I've got a crowbar yeah
I
Looking good lay looking good. I can fit today looking good
I'm embracing my inner Dominican. Hmm. All right, but let me run you up. All right
Okay
Thanks, Lyle. Let me put the hand juices thing guys. We're starting by the guys for children before you guys leave though
Please just follow the channel. It's free. Where you going all the way to the needle. Yeah. Why would you think it?
I'm just making sure it's like Sandy and shit. I really have ACMs
Let's go to the casino, there's 3 ATMs out there, I can just lock the doors, nauts.
I love that.
Do they just wander by the gate, Mr. Blank?
What's your marching?
Yes.
You watching any shows lately?
I'm not sure.
Any shows?
Suits.
Ooh, fantastic show.
Honestly, what's that guy's name?
The fucking fat guy.
Loose Lit?
I love Loose Lit.
One of the greatest characters ever in.
What's his name?
Last one.
Eight?
Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do next after that, but yeah, watch the gentleman.
What that is?
Have you ever seen the movie?
The bad richie movie?
The gentleman?
No.
Matthew McConaughey?
What?
No.
It's one of my favorite movies ever.
Either way, he also walked the-
Oh lord, oh lord.
Oh, close your eyes.
What is it? Why is this happening?
I'm staring right at it. Be your thing, Magic Man.
It's integrated.
Hey, neutralize. Quick shit, leg.
Come on.
That's what I do, baby.
Anyway, it's a very good movie. Very good show.
Okay, back.
You know what happened to me? This is my first time ever telling this story. It's so embarrassing.
You know, you know, Chernobyl, like the five of the subseries or whatever the fuck?
Yeah.
So I opened up like my streaming platform or whatever, and I searched Chernobyl, and I watched the episode that showed up.
And it just so happens I watched the last episode of the entire show first, so I gave up
Holy shit, I don't think it's ever happening. I don't know why I searched it and the last episode came up
So I was like, I bet, I picked on it
I was so angry like the anger that would go through me because there's nothing you can do about it at that point
Like it's just over. Yeah
I was like that was so confusing. I wonder how this like this whole thing's gonna play out. I tried going to the next episode
There was no next episode
Oh my god
What I'm done
Now I might in a bit in a bit here, you know, whoa look at those colors those clothes and those clouds there
only fucking shit
is that a lot look crazy?
yeah it looks crazy I just want to sink my teeth in
yeah I just want to eat it
oh you got this right?
I got it, I'm a new file man give me the crow
the crow's in the glove he cut
you want slanders? yeah I'm so excited for tonight's episode of the Lancer's Chat
watching as soon as it's out like I'll stay on a little bit longer for caught
up with some good RP but it is Sunday
My wedge broke.
No way.
You're so fucking unlucky.
I just saw X's offline message, I solved it I think.
I can't wait to see this.
i can't wait to see what he has cooked up
I'm kind of letting a few episodes...
Season 2 is currently active right now, right?
When a new episode comes out for Season 2, because I don't really want to watch, like,
I'm tired of episode to episode man. I hate that we're going back to this and I don't know if you guys see like fucking Disney plus now
It's adding ads like oh man like we're just going back to cable television. It's crazy
Oh, it's so hot in my room like is my
So one is already I was amazing. Yes, you bet. I think I'm gonna wait for a couple episodes come out cuz I'm so busy streaming and then I'll binge it
They just use so good you should watch it. What's that about?
I think how Jordan, I don't want to read that out loud right now, but no, I don't
think he did.
Retro is pretty good.
Yeah, I've seen three seasons of that.
I'll watch the four seasons eventually.
I can't believe they made that horrendously shit movie.
Yeah we do random.
You know the vibes, you watch Snowfall, yeah horrendous disgusting ending.
Made absolutely no sense.
The tower fell off really hard after she didn't do it.
Arcane, yeah Arcane was amazing.
Key Blinders which she's using is your favorite? Part of the first two.
Gentlemen series? Yeah, gentlemen series has been amazing. I have not seen the Odyssey yet.
Is this still in theaters? What about Andorra? Andorra is probably one of my favorite shows
all time ever made. You understand? Andorra is one of the best shows ever created.
I just need a wire TV show, I have a knob, my brother loves that show though.
So, it's Vanniker, you have not.
Shogun was cool.
Was the prison modeled after the android prisoner?
I gotta know.
They look similar.
I don't know.
That's not a question for me.
The prisoner reminds me of one of the jails from Prison Break.
How much do we make?
Let me check. Let me check if I'm busy.
$6,000. We aren't good.
Let me split a leg.
You're my cook, yeah.
Here we go.
Sorry.
You're good, how's it going?
Um...
I've been trying to buy steel, like...
I gotta call Speedy, his material connected to mine.
Uh...
Uh, Diego.
He sold us steel yesterday.
Honey.
Yeah, but I want thousands.
Like, I want thousands pouring in all the time.
As you watch, if I drew those right there in every direction and move aside a series, absolutely.
Is that even a question?
I'm not more fucking than here smell the shit just, you know
What's that guy doing?
I got no idea, Kazar.
You've been hiding over there?
I don't know, I'm gonna check right now.
Hello, this is Marty.
Yeah, I'm with you, hell.
Okay, what's the flavor?
We're gonna pickaxe by the way next fucking week
Ideal
They're gonna from here. Yeah, sure
Yeah, all right, bye
Best week one
Someone asked me for $1,000 and we'll be back tomorrow. I'll fuck it. Okay
Do you have a pickaxe on you shit $1,000 no
You don't want to mine iron here, why I
Found a bunch of the positive water over by the Alamo see what we're mining
It looks like steel I might be that guy just over a very silver
Is that not steel? Yeah it's probably silver.
Is it not steel? What is it steel?
You don't mind steel, you have to smelt it with iron and charcoal.
Oh, fuck.
Should we just be primarily keeping like millions of charcoal in?
Um, I mean I think we should be buying it.
I think it'll take too much of our time and effort to do that.
Do that
No Diego hey, I need a fuck from the steel you got a family
Um, as much as you can tell me, so whenever you get it, just let me know, steal an aluminum,
but mainly steal.
Yeah, maybe.
I know it's not worth it, but I got nothing else to do with my life.
I'm running out of reasons to live.
You feel me, Kazza?
I'll find a couple today I believe brother.
Okay Bet, you heard that by the way, the alarm?
Not where.
I didn't even hear it, no no no, it was an alarm on my phone, he heard it.
I haven't even heard that shit.
All right, I didn't even hear it either. He heard it
We good cuz I'll be good cuz of the words
Where's your bird at I want to show you where you sell it
But the map public okay
But you guys heard it yeah, what the fuck they're here
I have to fix that guy, oh my god.
Dude, the sun looks insane right now.
Is there like another graphical update?
Like what?
Why does everything look so beautiful?
Well, grab a cup.
Yeah, it feels like we're in GTA 6 right now, okay?
Like the color scheme?
What the fuck?
Like look at that.
now.
We'll do that, damn.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, I'm sending it right now, I'm sending it right now, stop calling me.
Okay, alright, I'm sending the money.
All right, you know you make me not want to send it
What the hell is that I
Don't know who this is. I don't know. She's saying she's gonna die. She don't give us a thousand dollars. So fuck it
Are they're dying then fuck what's your name again? What's your name again?
All right, all right, you don't get this money. Don't worry. He's a clown. Are you wait? Are you a clown? Are you a clown?
Yeah, it's a clown. Like, you know this person?
Yeah, I know her. She cool.
She scamming me?
Probably, yeah.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. Don't be yelling. Don't be yelling.
I'm gonna send the money now.
Alright. Bye-bye.
I
Will talk to that guy cut and sell that bird
What guy really got right there the dogs you don't see him. Oh shit
But he's got birds around him. What the fuck?
Well they flew away. Whoa. Weird.
Hey, Lang.
Yeah?
We'll have to take care of him for a certain length, or can I just go fucking tell him right away?
way. No, five days. Five days. Yeah. Fuck. I was about to say we're about to be
cotrillionaires in a second here, but never mind. Yeah.
Did you make 4800 bucks though? Yeah. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah.
I got a little sight of you going these birds. Find the sounds yesterday, the day before.
before we have the fuckhouse here the problem is the berries it's very it's very
uh oh my god my wheat!
How long's it been?
Oh my god.
Did you plant it when I planted?
Yeah.
Well just before that.
Oh we got like nine or two hours.
Oh okay.
You sure?
Well I planted it.
I planted it exactly one hour and ten minutes ago.
Okay.
Just reminding please I don't want to forget.
I'm back.
Is this guy going to give us steel?
He said he's getting a fluk ton for himself as well.
How does he get a fluk ton at all?
Let me call him back.
Shouldn't we just
get a fluk ton at all?
Diego, are there steel deposits or do you have to smelt it?
Like is there like ore that I can mine?
There is?
I knew it!
No?
Oh.
Chop, oh yeah, chopping of course, yeah.
Was I wrong?
Okay.
You were wrong, Link.
Oh, come on.
All right, all right, bet.
Well, if he's getting a photo of Steve,
I don't know what that means. We're about to go rob some motherfuckers right now.
Okay. Alright, man. Thank you.
You're not topping right now, are you?
Alright.
What you asking, man?
Alright, I'm back.
I'm not gonna rob you doing G6, bro, you motherfuck.
Alright, rob somebody doing G6. I got 90 bucks, so I'm never doing it again.
It cost me $2,000 to break into that fucking goddamn back of the truck.
I'm never doing it again.
I don't care if someone's gonna send me that fucking golden there, a lot of peace in there, I don't give a fuck.
Alright.
Alright, peace out, cousin.
I asked him because he's gonna know it's us anyway, and he wouldn't expect us to rob him, and I don't think he would anyway, but I'm still down, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, fair enough.
If it's another, now that we know that he's not there, we can rob anybody that's there.
Yeah.
I wasn't gonna do that anyways, but yeah, I'll figure it out.
Why does the game look so insane right now?
Did something change?
Like, it looked like it was the same before, but the light looks even crazier right now.
It sort of feels different.
Look at that.
Oh my god, look at that mountain.
Oh my god, look at that mountain
Oh, are we looking to hire more people to work at the front like yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
We need to hire more people period brother with all the respect, you know, I mean like we need people that want to work
Okay, all right, why are you thinking?
Well, someone called me asking for a job was it I don't know who it is
Call me back, I'm gonna go to the door.
Who?
Maria or do you need to go on Maria or cheese you ever heard of this?
Nah, it's gonna be a down at the pond.
People will work while we turn them away right?
What's up, what's popping?
I saved your life?
Oh, thank you.
Okay, alright.
What?
Like, you been talking shit about me?
Who?
You!
Who's saying that, Hazel?
Some guy called me and said, you just sent over a thousand dollars and you saved...
and you saved this lady's life.
Maybe you are a good guy.
I don't care what Lang says about you.
You gotta be a good guy.
Tell the motherfucker back and put her on speaker right now.
Oh god?
Yeah, oh god.
Yeah, I got
Hey, you fucking piece of shit I got leg right here on speaker for length
Will you lie to my name cuz oh
hey listen man uh you think I don't over here think they're saying at the
casino you stupid prick who the fuck is this you wouldn't you like to know buddy
I know that is that's China box yeah that's China box
piece of shit that's China box yeah
I'm saying
Forget it bitch
Stay down stay down holy shit
I
Fuck I call you to ask a question. I forgot what it was god damn it
You want to show the boys
What are you thinking we think I'm gonna go there right now like we're in the area if you want
I'm thinking brother. I'm thinking guys. I'm in the area of two ish. I want to meet up at the farm
I mean you guys over at the farm get me some intel abiden. I'm thinking brother. I already thought about it
Well, no hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up.
It's fricking Zon. God damn it. I was about to rob this shit out of you. Zon. Zon sorry
It's easy same shit, bitch. All right. Good luck
What are you saying?
I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking about it, right?
Fuck, you know, motorcycle is gonna stop, bro.
We're all down from the hill, up, down, you know what I mean?
Like the cartel is coming by, you know what I mean?
Everybody gonna freeze.
Hey, we should put on the outfits and do that.
I'm 100% down.
Where you at? I'll pick you up.
I am by.
There's so much lead that's right here, right now.
There's so many people here. We gotta do this right now.
I
Was about to say my all the motherfuckers, but around on the week falling in tanks. They're losing. Yeah, they're fun. Yeah, they're
There is there a theme I'm dressing up as
Yeah, what's like a cartel theme? I don't know like yeah
Oh, I know exactly what we do. Hold on
We do
We like silk shirts, maybe
What do you think?
Mofongo!
You're wearing different silk shirts?
Arush, what do you think?
Jack?
Uh, I guess it's fine.
It's like a good cartel, man.
I'm gonna go like this.
Oh, cowboy hat for sure.
No, no, I like that.
The cowboy hat for sure.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Only actually know what?
Only the cafe where the white one okay. Yeah, I like that we were brown ones
Oh, okay, I wear the black one you guys wear the bra model only cafe where the black one
Okay
You shouldn't hear that.
I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.
Oh yeah, there's some cartels here, aren't you?
I can't stand this lady always yapping
This is my favorite y'all thing
That's good, that's good
Are you looking for anything special?
We don't glass actually.
I might need to bottle some people from the pond too by the way.
Yeah, so what are they for?
Like, locking shit. I need some soldiers.
Hell, good.
Oh yeah, I like the bandana over the face actually. That's even better.
Yeah, brother, we're fucking from T1. I'm a boy with a cartel.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I
Go banditos right here with the L banditos. That's the name. All right. Let's say
You know we've been because you're filming and the biggest thing is you don't want the money
We want the week we're just cause of the bandit. All right. You're the banditos. That's just that's your squad speedy
It does
No way. I got up on the cowboy boots. Oh my god. Wait. Hold on. That's a whole that's a whole vibe right there
You got a mind you got a mind you got a mind you want to fuck with me you got a mind
You got a mind you want to follow me man you want to follow me you want to follow me my
Fuck you, buddy. Fuck you. My fuck you my
Okay, I don't want me to go the naughty you could be a fucking
Honestly that that was a good one
That was a fucking good one bro, say it again say it again
No, now mom is fine. I can't do it again
Say it say it say fuck the D-ass brother say it
No, no, no, no, no
What the hell man?
Wait a time, I'm in the mode, I'm in the mode
Fuck the D-ass brother
Listen, there's a lot of people there, a lot of people there, okay?
Be ready boys
I'm gonna go to a shoe house, I'm gonna go to a shoe house
It's gonna turn into a shoe house, yeah
You got one
I don't know what the fuck over here.
Go to the guy, go to the guy.
Which guy?
The fucking guy, the fat guy, that's heavy.
Off the bike, off the bike, buddy, off the bike.
Go to the guy, off the bike.
Everybody fucking move that wall, man.
Hurry the fuck up.
I fucking fucking shoot.
Have my shit.
Hold on, I gotta go get the run.
I gotta go get the run.
You stay here, man, you stay here, man.
the most hated people in the city I think
there they go it turned right but
You better pull that car man!
You better pull that car man!
I can't do the voice chat.
You get the hell out of the car right now!
You get the hell out of the car right now!
Get out the fucking phone man!
Get out the fucking phone man!
Who is that?
Put your fucking hands up motherfucker!
Put your fucking hands up man!
Put your fucking hands up!
motherfucker put your fucking hands on mine turn around
Turn around mine
What you want? I want to see what you're running mine. I want to see what you're running mine
I'm on
I'm coming back I'm coming back
You guys go
You guys going man? You guys going man?
Uh, cops, cops, cops come in and run on, on someone's bike.
Are you guys going man?
You should have robbed them all, they just did, no?
Not right now.
Rob them first, rob them first, we got hostages, just rob them first, no?
Oh, we didn't rob them, we didn't rob them.
Fuck, we should have robbed them.
You just said 20%, you give us 20%, that's it.
You're, cops are gonna be here now,
but they're gonna, they're gonna cool off,
we're gonna come right back, bitch.
All right, man.
You got it, man.
I'm on the way, man.
Uh-oh, cops on us.
What are you guys at?
Uh, don't near the farm.
Hold it. Yeah, I see him on the bike. Do I get a faster car? Or what?
Uh, I think we should be fine on the bike, Loki.
Yeah, maybe get it. Maybe look for another car just in case. Yeah.
I'm on ATV right now. This is some fucking cartel shit right here.
I like that
you left, you left the wrong way
and did he say what the El Banditos? did he give us the name?
nah, he didn't say no name
come on, branding's the most important part of all this
your banditos run in grave seas, you got a mind, you got a mind, you got a mind, you got a mind
El Banditos, maybe that's our name where he's supposed to say it
What was it?
Is it technically Los Bantitos?
Oh my god, Los Bantitos sounds fucking hard, man.
You gotta mind, you gotta mind.
I like that.
Uh, yes, I know, yeah.
you guys go ahead wait not DTO but DTO no lost banditos lost banditos mind lost
banditos mind you gotta mind you gotta mind
well I'll bang TTO I'm about to make a social post this shit well no it's
making an account we can't copy color not all bad details because then the
actual albenditos were f***ing lost, that's what Speedy said
That's what the lowest banditos I thought
Yeah, why don't we be lost banditos
Lost f***ing banditos
I think it's a rumor paying off, so
Are you guys still got cops on you?
Nah, we're good, cause I don't let me kill you by low
Give it a low low, come to the mountains, come to the mountains
We meet up at the top of the mountain, we go down again on bikes.
Do you feel me, mate? Do you feel me, mate?
I'm scared out, mate.
You're out of, mate. You're out of, mate.
It's a low.
I'm going to send it a little lower in a second, then we get to the tip of the top of the mountain, mate.
I see the cops down there, holy shit, let me send you the load though, hold on.
Hey, did he go there?
Speedy 69?
What?
Wait, this is actually good for the socialists too, hold on.
Do we have an account that I'm making on our account?
It's fine, it still works, it's fine.
Oh we can, oh my god, I gotta make another account right now.
He's at the top of the mountain.
I'm just following my pink.
This is the last bandit goes when it's speedy, 69.
He thought the username was like your login name not your username.
Oh that's how that works on every platform ever, Speedy ever.
Speedy.
It makes no sense!
No it doesn't. It makes perfect sense. You have a discipline game.
Everybody says this plain name means what people see, no?
Yeah, that's how it works everywhere!
Yes, so why is it using my username and not my display name?
Hey, I just posted one, I just posted one.
You're filming?
Why are you retweeting my name? Don't retweet it as Marty!
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck about the whole goddamn world, no, I don't give a fuck.
Jesus, we're gonna be the most hated people in the city that way.
I don't care. I'll give no tail.
Am I here? Am I here to run?
Am I hiding?
I
Know this is sick. No police. I pulled up real quick. Yeah, yeah, okay down there
I
Said you get up here to save you some boy
Just one cop. There's two people there by the former
Where's the bike going?
What ever cop bike? Oh, wait, never mind. Oh my we're good
I
Yo, yo take a picture of me for the Los Pontitos
Hey, let's take a photo. Yeah, let's take a photo the picture put the gap put the gap
Yeah, we need to show big gas today. No, we don't play. Oh, yeah, stand on the bike.
Martin, that's perfect. Hold on speedy come a little bit to my side. Just a little bit.
Just a little bit more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Martin, don't move. Oh my god. Don't move.
Oh my god, do not move.
Mark, back up a little bit. Back up a little bit.
They keep sliding, so quickly.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Check this shit out.
I got this today from a thingy handed.
I mean I love both of them.
Wait, so we have a second now?
Yeah, yeah, this is the second one.
That's shit hard, motherfucker. Check that shit out.
That's sick.
some stuff you should have brother we should try to hit some more ammo's
cuz that cargo shit is coming up let's go right now we can get a cargo right
now true for John Paul yes we can wait it's up to you guys not a way because I
know he's down to like he'd be excited for it they might be waking up soon and
it's getting dark so it could time well you guys want to go back to the farm?
yeah
guys go back to the farm
you gotta mind you gotta mind you gotta mind you gotta mind you gotta mind
everyone knows it's speedy
I love random arcs like this. Let me just cook them on the fly
I would love to see you do that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like
You can call the cops anytime you need to pick out of it. You know what I'm saying like that we can have that
Hey, look at the best socials
This is fire
And we wait for John Paul for that cuz he would love to do that too
I'm surprised John Paul haven't done this stuff
Yeah, I'm not he's a prizes ever thought about Robin these farmers
Yo, let's go gas in this bitch, doghouse, this is a low gas.
Alright, let's go to gas, let's go to gas.
Let's go to Polino, let's go to Polino so we cool off for a minute, then we come back.
Look at the ghosting on the fucking ATV Jesus.
Yeah, Lost Banditos is a fire name.
Shit.
John of the research effort as a playlist chat for the lost banditos
Oh, Narcos. I like that.
Yeah, we'll put him in Narcos.
This reason we're here is kind of flat right now.
Hey what's up, Dad?
Chacha, what do you have one second?
Uh, right now? Yeah, what's up?
Alright, I just met with a boy here.
Um, my goal is to get a lawyer for
a container for the label,
so that, honestly, it's not even really for the label.
It's so that anytime someone gets caught doing crime,
we have lawyers on call that are already paid for.
Yeah, that's fucking perfect. That's absolutely perfect.
Yeah, so I talked to him about it.
He talks about it, he's part of the RIP, and he asked originally for 5k a week and I got him down to 2500 for you.
Oh yeah, easy, easy peasy. I'm gonna try to throw some cash today in the account as well so we can start actually paying people out and shit.
Okay, perfect. So I will text you the information of the lawyers so that if you or the boys need you to have them.
They're going to be a maintainer, they're going to prioritize us as inner clients,
and they're going to be able to do a contract.
They're going to be able to do fucking everything, but yeah,
they'll be just helping for when us or our artists get caught through the crowd, to be honest.
Alright, fantastic. I mean, even today, if we try to,
if we can get a couple artists around so we can do a big meeting greet of each other,
it would be good as well, I think.
Sure, yeah, I know that there's a couple of ways, so I'll take account.
Yeah, take a little attendance, see who's around,
and maybe we try to set up a little meeting in like an hour.
All right, let's do it okay. I like that
You like what you like what?
We see you once X wants to go to the latest camp when it's lightning outside
Okay
Is the graffiti told us
Interesting, okay
Thanks, where you at, Tazzo?
Well, you got state mortals waiting at us.
Get the what?
Uh, I'm winning for one more person, for one more person.
He's never giving me the money again, he's too slow.
You're good, Tazzo?
I don't mind.
All right, bye.
You're good. I don't mind
All right, well we're we're dressed up as bandits and we're attack everybody at the reform and we want to do ammunitions
Hi hey look look look look at my response to the marshal's right now guys
Yeah, I just wanted to we fell fuck I said fell
I gotta redo that, hold on.
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna send Polito.
Come now though, come now, don't take your time.
Wait, what do I say instead of slime as a bandito?
What do we say?
We will chop your head off, we will chop eggs?
No, tell him, tell him, he will put your whole ass
in the acid bag, I feed you the bitter.
All right, bye.
I told the X to meet us here,
you guys wanna just wait?
he wants to uh... he wants to rob the farmers
fuck yeah, yeah, if i act of course, man, i don't mind if i...
he's better be doing it with the boys
alright
he's down there, he likes it
fuck yeah, i fuck yeah
i do think we need bikes, when we're getting a chase bro, we're gonna bike the other one
you know, or else it's gonna be hard
What did you spell wrong?
Alright, there we go. Now look at the response, now look now look now.
Now, whatever I fuck up the- AHH, I can't, whatever I don't give a fuck no more.
What the fuck do you fucking love?
You fucking make it go what?
We got English teacher. That's all boy.
With the cartel, we don't give a fuck about his parents.
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I need you to be my you feel me the first we speed up 5.0 of course the MPV guys NPV
I don't have to do that, but I appreciate it, well, I'm on the one side.
That's Bendito's and my man, my man, my man, my man, my man.
I'll be right back.
Okay, I just got the information
You got a my my boy called me and he said he's seven times hiding around there
What?
So you're like a shimoby's motherfuckers man, man. I can't do that voice mark. How do you do it so well?
Hey fuck you Mike wanna fuck with me. Of course, it's okay. That's actually so fucking good
I like that you got it. You might have to be the guy that talks
You got a mind
Say it, say the fuck to the ass brother.
No, no, I know.
I'll be on the spot.
What the fuck time, man?
Hey, fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
You wanna fuck with me?
And fuck with the ass brother.
Do you wanna fuck with me?
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck with you.
Fuck with the ass brother, man.
I can't do it.
I'm trying my best.
Hey, fuck.
You know what?
That is like, that is my whole childhood, man.
My man washed fucking two dishes and said,
I'm going to the top of the world Chico already is a greeny
Okay
It's like a Sunday for episode chat, that's how you gotta view it
What what what how far where are you I
Eat food, bro
Okay, so you're like right here
No, that's where you pack the weed because of
Okay, we can do that after
I'm using the stuff and I need a little bit a little bit like I have bullets or so
Give him some it is the mag
It is one of my guys that I'm all about the gas station play though
I just keep going because I have 75 on me, so I'm good
Yo, everybody needs a scuba too cause shit goes sour for me get it
Hi
You got a mind you got a mind
What up, you want to fuck with me?
Where am I? You want to fuck with him mine?
You fuck with me
Are you gonna put a cartel fit ready to go around?
No, let's not keep flogging this you got a mind say you got a mind
Oh
Well, I mean, is that a bad word? No, I'll just say you got a
What do you mean just say you got a month you got a month
You got it. You got it. Not you got a month. You got a month. You got a month. You got a month
Yeah, perfect perfect perfect. Let's go
Go to the clothing store
You go with him right money and I'll be on the bike
I
Cowboy hat cowboy boots bandana over face and silk shirt
Okay, so we're going like a
With the last bandit those mine you got a mind we run great see now
My it's like a cheap one a club. There's some cartel shit mine, but they should see the farmers out there
We're gonna start taxing them a force in the pay us. We're rather shit. I
Want something fucking fashionable a shit
Um, uh, maybe I'll see a shirt
Yeah, nice little silk shirt, you know
Go quick. I'll go quick. Yeah. Oh some
Hey last time
The fuck
No, the silk shirt the silk shirt it's like up. It's like it's the top shelf top shelf
Yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Any pattern you want.
Ooh, that's all.
What?
Hi, welcome.
Change the pants.
Change the pants.
Yeah, we don't want skinny jeans around here, man.
Pants like what?
Pants like what?
Some dress pants.
This is good, and that's some cowboy shoes.
Even that is good.
Yeah, that's a good shoe as well.
Yeah, put some cowboy shoes on, yeah.
Ooh, the belt goes hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a mind, you got a mind.
Oh yeah, killer.
You like this?
Yes, it's good brother.
Let me know if you need a hand, okay?
What? What the fuck is the couple had?
Oh, here we go.
Hold on, hold on.
I
Know cowboy hammer
Okay, okay, okay, okay, man, you do one you do one now a good brother
Well, you want to start seeing huh you in the bed? Hell yeah
Yeah.
Ba ba la ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Damn, it's fine. I see you, though.
Child, it's neat, man.
Oh, my god.
Can y'all pick the bandanas? Not that one.
Do you wanna go with the bandana pattern on it?
It's a real cartel, shit.
Shit!
Wait, where is that?
It's Top Shelf, Top Shelf.
Wait, first few rows.
All now this is nice. No, this is good drop the gloves
But the driving gloves, you know what I'm saying, don't you know, they know
Okay, sure, I guess
Yeah, but you gotta pick the right the right mask the bandana one that shit one
Okay, okay, maybe some glasses to cover the eyes to so you don't get identified
Oh shit. Yeah. Hell yeah.
I guess. James. Shit. No. You're your hat cannot be black though black is for the heffa
and that's beating. I'm the face of this.
this uh
all over there you know so they gonna know my face
but they know you guys
what do they wear for glasses
for glasses
they they
they wear gold shit you know they like the more
expensive they get they got golden AKs
golden graves and golden cars
golden hoses
yeah yeah some cartel shit i like that
that hello oh hi so I'm sure it's you thank you oh okay if you brought this
clothing shop or can I just you can change your mind you go my okay okay
You laughing or to shoot your fucking
Yeah, no more fucking life out here boy
All I heard was a gunshot so I walked out with a knife
We looking good
Get that weapon out of here!
Get that weapon out of here!
What's in here, dude?
Shut the fuck up, lady!
Oh, absolutely no!
Get that weapon out of here!
Hey, what the fuck?
I don't have any shit now, man. Give me a shit, man.
No, no!
Give me a shit, man.
Okay, okay. So good, mother of God. You look good!
Dude!
You cannot shoot me.
What are you gonna do?
Oh, dude.
No way.
You got a mind.
Give me that goddamn money, mind.
God!
Oh, God.
No.
I am done with my-
I am done.
You gonna fire on it?
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go this.
Now, we lost the bike.
We didn't need one.
You gotta fight, guys.
Hey, found hat, by the way, bro.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
That's not it.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know
Yeah, but you may like fight all that that shit, right?
Real money's down to wheat farm essay
Yeah, we should roll up in both the same cars. I'd be sick actually. Who's the keys bitch?
Come on bitch hurry up
What the fuck
Fucking dip
Yeah
That's not boys.
What a god damn waste of money.
Man this is inspiring me.
Let's go
It's not as quick you see my truck is pretty fast to that one. Yeah, I like that truck
They go in there for the for us
You got a scoop of it
no you got a mind you got a mind you got a mind you got a mind you got a mind
you got a mind you got a mind
brick bandito sounds fucking fired to load that with a brick bandito's man
We got a bunch of cops go to north
Yeah, but look they've made it they've made it my boy. They know
Come on, tell them we turn it
You'll be by the phone you'll be by the phone now by the big guy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just be ready because we want to be fun.
I think the trick is bro, we got out like you said Sanchez and be up the hills.
We can come see when it's ready.
We got to be like quick in and out that shit.
Yeah
Everybody's getting robbed except people have one of it. This is stupid. Well, we'll give them the opportunity to pay right?
Yeah, yeah, but that don't mean like everybody like when I mean Rob, I mean like everybody get taxed. Yeah
yeah yeah yeah 20% is not much for protection you'll see I mean honestly it's a great deal
it's a great I would have done it and they call me a cute little one
yo yo yo you're driving through the land here you know what's up
is there anything you're just driving through like the different blogs
the thing is bro the trick is like when you keep rolling you gotta wait for it
when it's ready you know that's gonna be pumping get it probably like half hour
four is one hour
yeah that's like I said we just gotta like keep controlling it we don't
ask if they want to do ammunition real quick let me come back yeah we pull up
right now
there you have it
right here
hey what ammunition you don't want to do
probably the one in Palomino
right here, maybe the one right here
all of them right here, sure
do you have a lockpick still or not?
I got a lockpick, we just need a hostage
just do one thing
just grab the guy with the meat over there
they got the hostage
shit it's too serious
don't grab his car though, we take his car
where was he?
grab that guy and ride up on the like up here to the left again
yo get the fuck in your car boy come on big boy
get in your fucking way
get in your way
come on no talking
we can't get in that bion come on
hey bion you better pay that 20% tax brother
hey bion
I'm telling you man, motorcycle is rolling in and rolling out, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, absolutely, yeah, absolutely.
This bro is all about fucking fantasies, but I'll start setting up motorcycles for us.
You come over here and see what they have?
Yeah.
They're gonna put the gunshot, we are gonna bring up.
You guys going to the one in Sandy, yeah?
No, I have a two-seater, but, uh...
We're just gonna grab a four-seater.
You gotta try to grab a four-seater.
I go grab a hostage, yeah?
And bring it back.
All right.
No, you go by Sandy, wait for them.
I go grab a...
You know, sit down.
If you want, you can go grab.
You grab.
I mean, it might be one even around here, you know?
Or right here.
Trucker.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What'd I do?
You got damn hands up man and get in the car, okay, let's go
Yeah, not fucking God it a passenger the passenger and the passenger
My new business buddy, use my partner so my new business is a little difficult
It's alright, you're gonna be just fine, you just gotta listen to all the man's
Hey, not soon, don't worry
Hey, L-head fake, get the driver, man. Get over there.
Guys, we're friends with everybody, man. We gotta, we gotta get a little hard on everybody, you know?
Well, maybe it'll be your inside the look you does do a lot for us. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, would you owe him $70,000 $500
He'll yeah, he also brings us a shit tonight. It was always the pond. I mean you guys are wrong, honestly
What about details that man they're getting a force in the mail now lucky tell me you
like motor and not motor and we hello hello yes we have awesome my friend here and here
over here. What's your name? Patina? Lucky. Lucky. If you're a little lucky today or what?
Every day of my life.
How lucky are you? You plant wheat?
I smoke a little. No, not wheat. Wheat.
Oh, no. We haven't seen it yet.
I'll give you your wife the seeds but then you work for me now you pay 20% tax.
Hey, there's a dog in this store, alright?
There's a dog in here.
I got a dog.
Yeah, I did it.
But you feel me like it.
You ain't got a choice, man.
You ain't got a choice, motherfucker.
I got a gun in your goddamn head.
Get your ass inside.
Come on.
what? yeah keep a gun on him i'll start robbing him
it's a fall that's crazy
we already in here we gotta get a force with it we already in here
we gotta get a force guys
what did he say?
hey keep a gun on him man
x is fucking around yo yo yo like you come here bitch
start robbing that cashier no no no no no no just keep his hands in man
The top shot is gonna look real twisted.
Go, go forward boy, go more forward boy.
Move forward, move forward, move forward.
Okay, watch out for the fallout man, you say one more while I blast your head off.
Still here, I'm lucky.
Malfoy keep coming back to me.
Oh shit.
Hold on a sec.
I
Want to know the banditos they're mine, but the banditos they're mine. They smell man
I
Forgot
This my song right here my fucking walk digital song
Are they, are they, are they making it over the way, better?
Well, they said they were, they got to get a seal for us.
It's cool, Lucky Man.
I
Want to set us out with your wife come on pull up your phone
You sure bang I'll fucking lose it a cop. I'm losing a car start hitting the other register, please. Oh
Shit, will you guys then do that?
Oh, you know how to hold them up. Oh shit. Okay. We'll be here forever. Hey, yo, how's it all bro? What's your name?
Lucky.
Lucky?
Yep.
Lucky. Like Lucky Luke?
Like Lucky Welles Day.
Like what?
Lucky Welles Day.
Well today is your lucky day.
Everyday is my lucky day.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky.
Lucky.
I
Also
Guess my name is lucky day
All right
Are you depressed like everybody else
No quite happy. I mean your man
You a mess. Oh wait. Hold on. Yeah, guys. Are y'all do it. Hold me. No
I ain't on duty, I ain't on duty, partner.
I wish I...
That would've been really bad, you know what I'm saying?
With a cartel, man, we don't give a fuck if he's on duty or off duty.
That's right, that's right, home-brain.
Cartel, you feel me? We are the weak cartel, yo.
Yeah, man, we're weakers.
I don't know why I better stop farming.
Big weed.
Not weed, wheat. Wheat.
Grains.
We
Sorry?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like tofu is really good.
Tofu tastes like feet, don't the fuck down.
You like feet?
I like feet?
Yeah, I'm saying tofu tastes like feet. You like feet?
Tofu doesn't taste like feet.
I'm a chef, I know what I'm doing.
Yo, come and see our face home brand.
kick it up but I slow instead of play up right what about the man's
there's your off man we can hear you probably now I am now I'll be looking
like corpse husband you feel me I didn't get you what the hell
Oh, we're good
Come on, baby. Come on. Oh, Z. Oh, Z. Oh, Z
Hell yeah, hell yeah
It'll be a lot of you to witness a yeah
I got a second shot from today, you see that?
Boom.
You know we need it.
We need to chop that shotgun up and make it solid out.
You feel me?
Mmm.
You know what we need to do?
Oh, these cops there.
You can see the real car there.
Now you're speaking my love language.
Cartel time.
Oh, it was on break?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck is what he said? Are they all holding on the wheat farm?
I don't know, I don't know, I'm right.
Looking good out here.
and
motherfucker what the fuck did you do what did you do
there just happened I was looking at me I like I was looking at me
and it won't last
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Kill the hostage.
Fuck you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.
Let's go.
You guys don't have to say this twice to a cafe, man.
Relax, yeah.
I know you do.
That's why I started saying no, no, no, no, no.
Relax.
Good day, sir.
Oh my god.
It's raining.
See our homes?
It's raining.
It's raining.
What does that mean?
Like, what?
Raining men?
Like, what the fuck is that?
Raining.
What does that mean?
OK.
I have a theory that you guys are not going to like it and you guys play once and try to do it with me.
I found some things on the city that point at the fact that I should be at a certain place when it's a lightning outside it.
The lightning is the key. Follow the evenings, follow the electricity.
Is it lighting right now, no partner?
Do you want to go there now? Is that what you're saying?
No, no, no, no, no. When it starts...
because we don't know if it's your lightning and i think you're the one that forecast that
but it starts the lightning i'm gonna take your coins there because i know where to go with
them and when it's your lightning i need some research in my head okay in my dreams
in my dream about this shit huh oh my god i'm not going over here but you know we haven't
been here in a while i'm gonna splice her so you go back and we check it out well that's
Let's go take a look man, they're fucking dying for this beast bro
Fucking wait for that fucking burger guy
You're speeding, you're trying to pay your tax or what?
Yeah, beautiful voice job, Paul, we should get you on a track
Get some vocals going
Alright
Okay, I don't think...
20%
Yeah, that's it. It's on my phone, it gives me a shit.
Hi.
thank you for coming
about
so how we looking
same shit
we getting in or what what you're doing
i'm here i'm here i'm here
yeah is this just a forecast over it is this is it thinking the lightning
or not
uh i feel like i'd be lightning already
on
Last time I was doing research
It was raining for a while and look at something nice it was and then it was lightning it
But I had already gone in the spot. I was looking at it. I had to wait for lightning it
That's my theories are good. I
Have good theories
what you guys want what the fuck you mean where am i
can i put some speed
what about here though what about here
The farmland here
You have to spare every car
Fuck everyone, it's my land boys
It's my land boys, 20% tax boy
If this is the old man
I'm having 17 class patrol
We're cameras and we're going to be
What? Hey, don't call me back
When I chop their feet off
And feed them to your la familia
I'm not Italian
Hey, I'm gonna come push me to the left
Man, don't do that
You're gonna be freezing later, right?
Right? Fuck it
I
Don't know for what we got shotgun they pull up. We're fine. Do it
All right, I'm gonna steal some food
I got food I got food I got from how you guys bought a lot of things. Did you guys buy a lot?
I got food from the glove box
Well, it's a burger it's not fucking cheap shit
Yeah, but you killed me off, but I should get dressed in five minutes.
Oh, you robbed it.
Oh, somebody robbed this shit.
Hey, somebody take this shotgun ammo here.
I can't pick it up.
Oh my god.
I can grab it like that.
Yo, you fucking son of a bitch!
I
Can't
Fuck out of phone man
The fuck out of phone man
Okay, I give you what you want stay calm relax
No, please don't shoot
Oh, no, please I will give you money
I said mine just broke
The battery made it this is looking also got the edges last longer these days or not
We don't know okay, we need one right
Even made into the current one we had it broke
Yeah, both the ones that we had it broke it so we need to make it we need to make new ones with the recipe
There's enough those ones will last longer and I'm saying
Cost to make fucking absorber thing
Yeah, I like that. Yeah, you have to make one of those and see how long it lasts, I put a lot of potatoes there yesterday, a lot.
You guys want to go top off this armor at the unit?
Yeah.
The armor, fuck that. I don't think it's that good. We're just filling up our armor.
A fucking thanksful of dog shit.
We have ammo.
We say that until we're like fucking smoking motherfuckers every day and burn through this shit, no?
Don't think that's gonna happen?
Yeah, but then we got weed, bro.
When I smoke, I feel like I'm gonna fucking hurt you.
Exactly.
Really?
Exactly.
I don't know how to feel good.
I'm gonna fucking hold, brother!
Interesting.
So, I'm gonna rob the incident.
I think we should drop it off real quick.
Let's do it.
I don't want to be annoying, but...
There's not too much to the trouble, right?
put it in the bin so Michael I'm gonna do that yeah I like the bin plan and if
you put all the armor in vain not a means to the needle but but that's what
I do on board I have a bunch of rat holes everyone in the city but the shit in there
you know that and nobody takes it nope damn okay a smart
Nobody else can do it. I gotta fucking do it man. Come on
It's all the trunk. Oh
Well help there's still more in there
I
All right, I will pick up my weed up so oh
See there, sorry my friend
Well, I will be a boys that
Revenant I feel like women we've been getting speedy to respect you deserve
Is a real real real thanks that we need to be more respect for speedy
Yeah, I feel you what have we been doing the opposite which has been disrespecting it
Which is the uh, the exchange you feel
Exactly, you don't want me to go local, but I'm stuck eating you guys
Yeah, yeah, eat my pizza
We've seen Spitty loco. We don't want that
He's the real head fade
Hmm interesting
Very good, you see this part has a lot of blackout
I
Gotta grab my wheat, don't you gotta grab your weep mark what?
What's she gonna die when I'm grabbing no
No, you have one hour and they over I thought we're gonna fucking rock this door
Let's rock this door than we do it. You have one hour later
I'm dying and this is gonna be keep on dying.
Keep on dying.
Keep on dying.
You're making bread.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bread and water and water.
I tell you, once I feel the sound,
you'll be thankful that I had all those new thoughts.
Hmm.
I'm telling you what, I'm telling you what.
I'm telling you what, I'm telling you what.
I know you're going to fucking hell anyway.
You're doing the thought.
But my connects told me that I like three four cops falling on on the weekend.
I got a lying car.
Let's go, baby.
Should we do a car giveaway chat?
Yeah, I don't know what you guys got to do with the car giveaway though.
a little key I'm just I'm just to say
come on baby
you've got a man you've got a man you've got a man
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We have to get a Uzi probably
We'll fuckin' break
Just see me back in the days with the Uzi
I- I have to pull some fuckin' **** with that shit
I- I let it rip
I don't know what to say about it, let me talk in here.
Well, when you let it burst, you know, holy shit.
holy shit
oh yeah it's gonna lighten it up
it's gonna lighten it up, I can tell myself
so what do you think is gonna happen when I ride things again? we go to the
nudist camp you said?
yeah yeah yeah so the graffiti
is a fake hint
the graffiti shows the power
the fire station
and it shows
the antenna
but it's a bait
it's making things the antenna
it's acting the antenna
at the other spot
really don't get out
don't get out
don't get out
don't get out
don't get out
don't get out
don't get out
now get out
now get out
now get out
what if we need to hold on
on the light thing
I'm telling you
hey we don't have a hostage by the way
yeah we're gonna hold on to live in it
who's got the lock pick?
That's life, and you don't have a house to...
...police get out one of us and get a room for the case of quick...
...to get back part time rights.
I got no bandages, which is the problem. Is there a fucking pilser right here? Nope.
I'm going to get shot once and absolutely regret it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This guy on his lightning man, let's get a little car pack giveaway going check.
The giveaway has started. The giveaway has started y'all. The giveaway has started.
The giveaway is active.
You don't have to spam join guys you don't have to spam join you just put the thing on the extension. Oh my god
You do not spam join you just click on the extension
You just click
I guess courage they do something about your smash burgers one of the plan PV yeah, you still remember is that
Well, if you thought you said what I was just to hit us up now
Look from the joint
I just watched that clip when we see about the smash burgers I need to know I need to know when you rated it
Even the prime 43 months down here I appreciate that
Carve support out!
Really Jimmy, when did this happen?
What's up Ray?
You doing my boy?
They left me behind, what the fuck?
They left me behind!
What the fuck?
There's nothing behind!
No? I'm here.
Oh!
What happened?
Did we finish driving here?
What?
I don't fucking know!
Is there anybody inside?
Yo, are the phones, but they work?
Yeah, I don't know is anybody inside or do we have to start running?
Yo, try to come in try to come in try to come in
What the fuck
What where's the car? Where's the car?
Yo, should we even, should we even go to the door or not?
I don't know, is there anybody in, did we open the safe?
I don't think so, we didn't have a friend, what?
Oh my god.
What's the end of the guy?
Alright, come on.
of
of the
one
to the
wire to buy some of them
, I don't know what's with the following line
and the single-by-by the thing
Yes.
Yes.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Wait, you guys didn't rob it.
Wait, it didn't rob it.
Who did?
I don't fucking know.
I don't, I don't.
I don't, I don't.
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know.
What the gush dog?
Can you take some boys and make sure they're good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's the fucking lightning?
Fuck!
They really believe in this lightning, huh?
Yes.
I've been alive a long enough time to never take a sign for granted, yo.
What did he say there in text?
What did he say on the text?
Well, the text.
Oh, shit.
Uh, city.
You need any help with those cities?
The city.
The city.
Okay, we need to find a faster car on the way, okay?
All right.
Okay, we need to find a faster car on the way, okay?
Alright.
Uh, leave me at this bike, leave me at this bike.
No, no, no, we cannot, because I cannot call nobody.
And I'm driving, phones are down.
So we need you to be my texting, please.
Yeah, well, how you gonna text and drive brother? You can't call them motherfucker, can you?
No, fuck it, take the bike, take the bike, take the bike.
If I'm not there to help you, cause y'all getting clapped, cause I gotta text and drive.
Oh, get back on, get back on, get back in.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
This car is a piece of shit!
Yeah, it's fucking trash!
Who the fuck made this shit, man?
Well, what do you mean I'm straight motherfucker?
This guy is bad!
Just keep going. Fuck, fuck, I'm not gonna attack him after this piece of shit.
Oh my god!
What?
Just, I'm alive!
This guy has no his machine!
Yeah?
He's got no his machine?
Yeah, he didn't have, he didn't have bad, he didn't have bad.
I'm going, but I'm gonna get you out of here.
Hell with metal.
I'm slamming this shit.
Jesus Christ, piece of shit!
It is a fucking noise machine!
I'm getting mad driving this car. I'm getting mad driving this car.
i mean it was going down
now he's fucking car cherry any good either
Can you text the master status update please?
I'm not seeing a single decent car right now.
Go live invader
Looks fun car first. We're not getting away in this car. We need to find a car first
Go buns your buns
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Yeah
there's time to pull up the senior buds right now
oh no, they're not moving
I
Martin where's where's a whoosh I don't know
No, no, no, no, no, I did manage her now.
I'm bad at you, Globac's, please.
Right now, right now, right now.
I'm out.
Management Globac, management Globac.
Yo, you get a pinched bell.
You get a bad engine.
I have none, I have none.
They're both fine.
They're both fine in the car.
We just got to find a fast car.
You want pills?
Yeah, pills.
Pills.
Pills, yeah, here, here, here.
Globac.
Here.
Maybe they tried to get out on the bike and got fucked.
You can try to take that, try to take that if you want.
I'll find a way.
I'll always spend, always spend,
so that we look more.
Just when you get a car or some shit,
I'll find a way.
Okay, let me steal this car.
You pick one of them up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gotta be fucking kidding me.
Wait, no, I see a car.
I see the car in need. I see the car in need.
Come on!
Yes!
This rain is going to cook us in this car, but...
I had a partner
It sounds like everyone's good.
what happened? what happened? okay let me find this out
how y'all doing? how y'all doing?
I
Give me that cover later. What's up? Okay? Oh shit, I thought they show another
I
Need to try boy
I gotta put this shit away, I've gotta tell me eat my eggs like the wall
Holy shit that reverse way too fast
Get in a lot
I
Can be my head for like a like one minute. What the hell speedy
Let me get caught
if he's caught then you should take me back to that car so I can try and get him as well
well I don't know if he's caught, I said it was good but I didn't answer it
what did you last split from him uh, Barth?
literally right here
now I saw him drive
where's that at?
left
That's where right or left I can't tell
Now he's definitely a chase up here right there right there
this guy said it was good and he's in handcrops with a shotgun what are we doing here
we have to get him wait did he yes this guy's high I knew this guy wasn't good either like
I don't know what he says that shit I was gonna be the hero we have to try we have
I need to go back to my car and get what I get what I'm gonna have time for that
electric car
Oh, they they're setting up and they're setting up in the triage inside of there
You have to go there and stop them. I'm pretty sure they're going into the triage
I'm not dropping you off the car though
Okay, we need to change we need to change it we got to change it
Oh, we don't have time to change I don't think
Bring him to his car grab his car go back here now. Take me to this bike. Can we do this bike this bike right?
We can do it. We can do it. We're not bitches. We can do it money money money
On the bike actually get on the bike I'm gonna get the electric car that's really fast and then you take the bike right after
Like you have to distract them
Why would this guy say that he's good, man?
I don't understand that.
Like, why would he say he's good?
I don't get why he does this every time.
Oh, fuck me!
Maybe they found him again, but when I'm asking you where you're at, it's to pick you up.
I
They spike my tires they spike my tires
We're going to have to shoot these cops, we're going to have to shoot the cops.
I don't know why this guy would say he was good.
Holy shit that was aggressive.
Great work out
I'm just confused though.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
He ditched his own gun, I'm just confused though!
I got I don't care. I'm gonna go get meds. I'm not gonna fight this with zero HP and the worst comms in the world guys
I'm gonna go get meds
Okay
Oh, I'm dehydrating. Oh my god. Everything is just going so bad for us right now.
I almost literally died I almost literally just died
I
get the hell out of that where are my fucking cops give me those hands
where's the P?
of
Oh, I can't get an angle from up here.
I second it.
I can't shoot because he's in there.
what
I
Jump off please let me shoot
I can't because if I shoot, he gets fought.
I'm going to start shooting these motherfuckers.
well not being able to call is so fucked is he going back in
I can't go in I'm gonna get shot I'm gonna go in there
I need John Paul to be okay with me shooting.
If he does not respond, I cannot shoot because he's going to get shot.
Do you guys understand that?
Why would he give me his only gun?
I did not shoot.
I gotta shot that first.
I think that's why the cops stop shooting because you realize that.
I did not shoot.
I can't shoot, guys.
I can't shoot while he's down there because then he's just gonna get shot.
And he's not reading his fucking phone, so I can't get confirmation.
I can't go in there, because otherwise I'm going to get shot.
I'm my kicker
I cannot shoot John Paul will get shot you understand if I shoot he is going to get shots
This cop wants to shoot me so badly, look at him, he wants to shoot me so badly.
I
Get on the bike can you get on the bike can you get on the bike can you get on the bike?
Like no coms nothing from the sky
No, Bob's not there!
Calling a scum right now, otherwise I would have called him, guys.
Speed just can't say that he's good when he knows he's not good.
And I knew the entire time that he wasn't good, but he just does this thing where he just prioritized everybody else first, every time.
good as in jail right? I should have just shot. I should have just shot.
I
So there's a shot I can't shoot now there's 12 cops here
I can't fucking believe it
I
Get off the fucking bike
Oh
It's right over here
Yeah, I mean I mean put there on public interest
About my leg
He's gonna stay somewhere.
Stop running!
You will get tased!
You will get tased!
You will get tased!
They will tase them!
Oh my god!
Give me those fucking heads!
Shit!
Oh shit!
Stop running!
There!
Stop fucking-
Get down, man!
Get down, you son of a bitch!
What the fuck?
That was the last one of them.
We're in the middle of a blue lane.
We're trying to grab him.
I think he's getting away.
Get your ass over here!
You're so fucked!
I went for my boys and the dumbest people on the planet.
Like...
You're so fucked!
You're so fucked!
You're so fucked!
You're so fucked!
You're so fucked!
on the planet, like...
Just straight zero comms for fuckin' it.
Fuck, I just don't get it.
I can just...
I can just...
Oh, man.
you
It wasn't radios like it was just, I don't know, John Paul just tunneling, just tunneling
too hard I think.
I think we should have just chilled.
We should have backed up.
which is like the only thing you can do there is you you just got to shoot
i mean anybody who's in handcuffs isn't free but
i'm free
and then like he gives me his gun i don't understand like why give me the
gun i don't get it
why give me the gun
and then me and martin almost got
speedy alec we just need a JP in there maybe to cause a little bit of a distraction to you know what I mean like
He's not a PCP, leave the entire robbery, robbery until arrest, it was the most absurd ADHD
face ever.
Dude thank god the cops were nice there and stop shooting me.
Oh my God.
I think the cops are still like taking it easy a little bit. I think I'm just still trying to get organized and shit
But I mean he should have just he should have just he should have just finished the job
Like you should have just fucking take it taking me out right there. So thank God he didn't
But I deserved to have just gotten clapped right there like sure though
I just kneel!
Oh yeah!
Mark!
Markie!
Get the hell out of the car!
Get the fuck out of the car!
Get the fuck out of the car!
I'm gonna go get my wheat dude, my wheat's gonna die, like I don't care guys, I'm gonna go get my wheat.
I think that restart was to fix the phones.
Yeah, we're the lone bandit though now
Bro, I'm not gonna lie when x blew that car up and hopped out
I thought I was about to be the most 5000 IQ play ever and everything was gonna blow up and kill everybody
like I was waiting for that to happen
lanterns in two hours
I'm so excited for this episode man. Oh my god.
As far as I'm sure we're up here, yeah, we're probably, unless we're caught up with some
crazy shit chat, probably gonna ameliorate us. I really want to watch the episode. It's
also Sunday and then we just restart for tomorrow, brand new week. Hopefully we get
the nice little update going. If we can get the DM tool tomorrow, oh my god, the
of shit that the DMs are ready to cook is gonna be so much fun. I'm gonna hear badly pushed man.
From tomorrow, 15 hour streams, right? Guys, you guys need to understand, okay?
Now, last stream 15 hours tomorrow, it depends, but it's all, I'm never gonna
tell you how long I'm gonna stream for. I stream for as long as I want.
I already told you guys, that shit is just not sustainable man, I'm fucking, you know,
I'm 25 years old in my prime bro, I gotta, you know, I gotta keep, I gotta, life hits
a little harder now when I ignore the, the, the, what's the word I'm looking for?
The, the, like responsibilities that I need to stay in shape, you know, these decisions
have more weight behind them me doing 15 hour streams every day for that's
that's just that's gonna kill me a summer teeny
yeah cuz check it on my wheat what's going on all right oh I gotta go to yeah
I'm up here now I could probably use some backup to be fair
I'm not coming you there all right bye bye
Well, the clouds might actually murk my shit.
I just realized this.
Yeah, it makes pretty much up to police discretion there.
They're being nice about it, because, you know, restart kind of cooks everything, but...
I need to bend details up here right now.
Hey, come to the farm now.
Come to the farm now.
Now.
Times of wheat ready.
So much fucking wheat.
So much wheat ready now.
Now, bye bye.
I'll be coming, bye bye.
Oh my god, I can get college repants down harvesting. Holy shit, I can't even move my camera guys.
I also have to do some lines for YouTube today and two before the video goes live tomorrow,
so I should get them ending when I'm sure it's not going to be live.
I
Let's go from one through ten. What's your fun level like my enjoyment of the server?
15
I'm addicted man. It's that it's like it honestly. I didn't think it was gonna be this much fun
I was expecting this literally just they'll do like four to six hours strange and shit
I can't wait to see like uh, you know people actually unlocking the other shit you have a heist and drugs and all that shit
Yeah, coil string 13 hours is fucking insane
You're putting bias aside for some of the bias ones to succeed we really being once a time brother
I'm doing 15 hour streams. How's it less than 10?
I'm on exactly I'm live on a Sunday. I streamed seven days this week even yesterday even though
Those are short stringing.
Yeah, I mean, Burr and I are doing like a 16-hour stream, has he ever streamed 16 hours
in his life?
Or 20 hours?
Has he ever streamed that long in his life?
He's done lots of 24s? Okay.
Yeah?
Yo, yeah, did you get my gun?
Yes, why the hell are you ditching your gun though? Your only gun?
Okay, okay, okay.
Because I was gonna go on for it.
Yo, I can explain later.
letter about everything you know what I'm saying yeah but fuck hey fuck fuck losing
it was a shooting for losing gun motherfucker I understand it but I was
gonna do a low-risk entry right that only needed a not gonna and the crowbar
is a fucking bitch ass it's too heavy for me to use on a bike I didn't know
yeah but if you're gonna crowbar motherfucker they're gonna shoot you
either way right like they're fucking slamming your shit to me you're
from that crowbar. Yeah but the fucking the pistol is so fucking small man I need a big ass I need a fucking wrench
you're BONG man! Yeah but that's a full that's not low risk that's high risk that's full risk that's
everything. Yeah yes but it's it's it's longer if I get a big ass long ass wrench it's it's like
jousting back in the fucking medieval times man a gun's too small. Okay I see all right.
We're at the farm. We're at the farmer now.
I mean as well. He's robbing the people.
I don't think we should rob the leaders.
We're not robbing them. We're getting them to pay tax.
If they don't pay tax, then we rob them.
Okay, yeah, yeah. I got it. Are you close by?
Yeah, yeah, we're at the farm now speedy speedy's not even asking for that much. She's asking for 20% it's honestly pretty it's a pretty fair deal
20% is nothing. I why we're chillin. That's what I'm saying. It's not like we're taking everything from these guys
I mean it's just a shop here shop here
edge
who says who?
says who's on it come on
come on
hey
what up cop? oh yeah you're good this guy's good to you
he's edivine yeah you're good you're good
how do you know my name you criminal?
hey lank lank
wait lank let me ask you something please
uh what's up with my job from security
am i gonna get that
or am i fucked for real
you're fucked i think brother
You fucking you say you're gonna be a plant for us to get the information on the guy. Well, the fuck we ever are you?
Well, I was fucking lying my ass of what what am I supposed to ruin that situation?
What would you do?
You would have died your ass of 10 toes for your boss man. Come on now and get thrown down
You were literally about to throw me on the fucking like our no if you stood ten toes down you would have passed
You would have been hired brother
fuck
Hey guys, welcome to school life.
It's time to pay your fucking tides, my brother, 20%.
Listen, listen, yeah, yeah, sir, you're gay, you're 20%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it.
Carlito, you bitch have two, my 20% everybody.
What, I'm trying to help you earlier.
Carlito said he paid, was he lying to me?
Carlito, is he lying to me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, two, two, two.
You said you paid it.
He kinda did, but he didn't pay it.
He said I was good, and he said I was good, literally.
Okay, all right, all right.
Everyone's gonna quit for a while.
Bro, 20% is literally nothing.
Like it's like what, 10 plants?
Oh my God, four grand just like that
is just disgusting
it's disgusting
hey what's up do you better pay 20% to speedy man or you're gonna lose your shit
so you know
20%
yeah
well see you perfect
it actually looks so nice with everybody out here i don't know it feels a little cozy you know
20 feet
Yeah, Joe major leave with a fucking 50 stones brother
Holy
This is speedy's thing brother, I'm just helping him out you go speak to speedy about it. He's the head fade not me brother
They're not paying me to pay him. Go spit to him about it
He has a big ass gun. I'm not speaking shit. Well, I mean yo, yo, yo
The boxing how we need to get out the boxing if we need way too often way too often. Oh, well, fine
I'm fine. Oh, we're gonna 20% mother fucker. It's not
With the bandit those motherfuckers we ain't scared of nobody you scared
All right, okay
Okay
Drive to front left drive front left. There's more than there's nothing like it
this fuck me on the right
did you pay your 20% hey hey Mike what I might I have I haven't harvested it I
can't pay the 20% you know the deer brother let me call the head fail when
you're man you got a man you got a harvest on this on you we got our eyes
on you and I haven't harvested them all yet well we got our eyes on you
Loco Loco comprend a local home
Got it
I'm working on it
Double double give me whatever give me 20% give me
put your fucking head smart fucking yeah I've harvested like what 30% of this
so far so I'll take 90 40 I'll take 40 I'll take 20% on it take take 25 28 is
28 there you go there you go I'm not touching your seeds man I'm doing
you solid dose what whatever the fuck you paid 20% you paid your 20%
alone except what 20% you're a week motherfucker what you mean or what you're
We put a life LFA and local LFA local home brain
Did you pay the 20% don't be no hero yo no no
The first time it was ever kill of
Well, it's the first time
Coming to collect 20% finish obviously go ahead give me get back to where you were doing
All right. Yeah, sure
We're here every day all the time
You don't pay your tax, we're gonna nobody, yo.
LFA is gonna go local, pay LFA.
Police is setting up, police is setting up, police is setting up.
Even the police works for us, man.
This guy, this guy.
Somebody over here.
Pay up, bitch.
They're fed around on their side, brother.
Yo, pay up, pay up.
We pay the government, yo.
Pay up, brother.
Stop doing what you're doing.
Pay me 20 meter right now for the protection.
20% you're protected by the law of spending,
Fuck off!
I'm out of my fucking pockets!
Hahahaha
I told you boy!
Spread the rumor!
Bro you have to play!
Speed it up!
Speed it up, hold it down hard!
Man we don't play!
Speed it up!
Speed it up, be safe!
Be safe speed it up!
Hey you goddamn 20% of your recollect!
Pay 20% motherfucker!
You hear?
Yeah!
I saw you pick up the weed!
How you gonna say you don't have no weed?
Like you think I'm dumb?
What a fucker, what a fucker!
Yo!
You get your feet out of the hole man!
Get the fuck out, get the fuck out, get the fuck out!
Where's Martin? Where's Martin?
He's still taking it.
Alright, we should wait?
Is he in a cowboy?
He's in a cowboy. He's in a cowboy.
Can't leave him.
Just drive by now.
Okay, okay, okay.
If he gets robbed, I'm just saying.
That's Martin.
What is wrong with this fucking dumbass right there?
Fucking G-Sauce Michael here, man.
Fucking give us a fucking way, man!
How much money do you get?
Boom boom boom boom boom boom.
I felt like fucking 100, he told me that was like 90.
Well the 20% isn't bad, like it's not a bad offer.
No it's good, it's good.
And I'm not killing them before, you know, I need to.
Am I okay?
The hell out of the car, get the fuck out of the car.
Give me the car, give me the fucking key.
Come on man, don't kill me.
What if we pay the black one, I don't pay 20%.
Give me the fucking key.
Give me the fucking key.
Yo, yo, do you treat after
from the car shell thingy brother?
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I'll take it.
Come on, get in, get in.
The cop is literally waiting for backup.
You guys don't understand that.
I literally was watching them.
Yes, yes, I understand that.
So why'd you smoke that guy then?
Because to send a message, you don't care.
Send a message, yo.
They gotta be scared.
I said, I love that you did it.
I fucking love that you did it.
I fucking love that you did it.
I shot it in the neck.
You still didn't give me the weed.
Like, what am I supposed to do next time?
I gotta shoot it.
I don't see him anywhere. I don't see him.
It's the one that's on the right.
He's just in blue with a brown hat.
Oh, I see him. I see him.
He's behind the green seeds.
Yeah, I see him.
You see the cops? The cops are here now.
Stop right here. Stop right here.
You're all right here.
Come talk to me when he makes a move.
I'm gonna hold up the copy, aren't you?
No, no, no, no, no!
Relax, relax!
We don't play around here.
Relax, relax!
The fuck is wrong with you guys?
You're gonna want me to go hard
and you want me to go soft, bro?
I don't know.
This wing's a mad thing.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, orange lady.
You know you pay to 20% tax, yeah?
20% tax?
20% tax.
That's what I asked for.
We got a move.
You going to slam this police officer over here?
You going to slam him?
now because like now it's too many it's two officers all my fucking god we have a
chance to move you let him go up and fucking send to the police my gun can I
get my gun back bitching guns man did you go to read much of pussy it's my
gun I didn't I gave it to X because he didn't have one and I was going to
back up that was the one fucking time because my bag and my bag and my bag
Fuck it, it's good, it's good, you know what I'm saying?
We're selling this car now! We're selling this car now!
Hey, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
I got some car cars down, there's two there, two down.
I can't find them from the car.
There's, there's two down.
Three, three actually.
Just drive up the, drive up the mountain, my boy, we're chillin'.
It's two car cars, bro, we'll fuck them up.
Take it tonight, take it tonight, take it tonight, you need it.
Anybody got an extra bandage, bro? I fucking use mine.
I do I do
Thank you
One more
Okay then how's this fucking truck some shit
It's so-so lying it's like what you put like done earlier
It's a mouth just give me a second man
I'm bad I'm gonna give two
There's so much going on right
They might have given me my knife back then
I give it to you
Give it to me
Give it to me
Please don't blow up
I
Need someone else
Gonna go boss gonna go boss gonna go boss gonna go boss gonna go boss gonna go boss gonna go boss gonna go boss
Got it. Got it. Got it. Careful car smoking. I like yeah
Oh, I don't know just smoke them all in there brother train down about there, whatever
How many cops are behind me right? Just let me know how many cops.
Two. Two cops. Two cops. Two cop cars.
Everybody got a Pistola? Does everybody got a Pistola?
Yes, yes. I got a Pistola.
Off the back, off these roads, because they won't be able to follow.
Like other cars, other units have that one joint.
Also remember, if you shoot out the tires, bro, they fall.
You know what I mean? They get real close. Shoot out the tires.
You guys decide when you're ready to shoot. I need to focus on driving.
There's way too much of a long straight and there's one lane so they can't escape.
I think I'll get you both.
You take out the fire gun and this fucking thing is not a day down.
It's only one and one unit.
They're double the single dozen.
It's too daisy.
Make sure you look at the back window and don't shoot at the side of the window.
You feel me?
I only got a shotgun so you guys got to do all this.
That was smoking! It's getting quicker!
This might fuck up the engine here. This might fuck up the engine.
Okay.
Yeah, it's a little too great.
It's all over the street. It's all over the street.
When you get into the town, you gotta just smoke them when you take out the beer.
JPMarty that's fucking ready. Yeah, I'm getting out of this car by the way if anyone wants to stay in the car
Yeah, you should stay in
come on, get out, get out.
Just shoot him to the car.
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Ready?
Now, now, now, now.
Do it, do it, just hang under me.
All the way up.
Get the other one, get the other one.
All right, yeah, nail it.
Keep driving, keep driving.
Engine's out, engine's out.
Engine's out.
Everybody to the, everybody to the, yeah, exactly.
Down here, down here.
Ride it, ride it, ride it, ride it.
It's over as we're going to jail
We're gonna move!
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
of
the
death of
the
I'm about to go down to get a bandaid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cover?
Cover here.
Don't you move!
You gonna go hands on? I'll keep you lethal.
Yeah, I'll go hands on.
That's her complacent house all right
Boss banditos
Sorry, what was that give me some of those managers back? Yeah, yeah
here uh radish radish here come come get him we need to transport him yeah yeah i'll hop on
the we'll get him the trash he can get medical quick are we we're just doing this in in the tunnel
the right just in charge in here yeah but there's other folks back yeah yeah yeah where we want to
I don't know how to make it or end, what do you think it is?
Probably end huh?
Yeah let's triage on Dawson's 20.
That's the answers over here.
It is crime party.
Everybody get $30,000 or five.
and
that you're good
Oh
We're in debt
We're in debt it's over lost banditos
We lasted an hour maybe two hours
Oh lord, I know sir forget your medical right?
Oh
Oh, I was just hanging there, right?
Fuck you, mate.
Hanging there, right?
A-Firm, it's going to be at the engine flight also, so I'm going to be at Northern Entrance.
and I've got this pretty well packed up you should like you said you should
we lost everything oh my god we're dead we lost banditos okay but yeah with
anything changes all right we got cooked
I need to go
cook on here for the brief moment of time until we get to sort it out so
we wait until they get medical to cuff them right yeah well uh yeah here's
It depends on the context of the shooting cops.
I'd say just a couple.
So, here's one.
OK, so I'm going to do the shooting cops.
For normal crime, yeah, you'd wait for shooting officers now.
Here's what we're going to do with this, sir.
What?
I just hang tight keep breathing all right we'll get you some medical full medical attentions
While we're waiting for it. Las benditos man, we lost in yetos. But lost in yetos is crazy
I'm gonna jizz her on you too. Let me just do the jizzer. Here it is.
Can we move it out of here because there's a train coming for sure. Okay. Yeah, we can move it. Yeah.
All right. All right. That's a good idea. Can we move them and go somewhere else? Yes, sir.
They
Balsam sir, they're gonna still need medical you want us to
Yeah, we still have a lot that need medical sir wait should we move them now or wait
Main triage points at the entrance we got I believe once treated
I think there's one critical officer there, which is why they have to be directed on the
tunnel.
There's still three injured by the fire.
At least we get to play some chess in jail, you know.
Okay, well, we're waiting for EMS and just check on your injury, sir.
are you with me
jubilman jubilman jubilman
fuck you man
fuck you man
i was gonna put pressure on this wound alright i know you're not doing too good alright just
hang in there for me sir we'll get you medical soon
okay uh... i'm gonna go ahead and pack these
uh... it's gonna hurt
uh... just hang in there alright
I
I ran it. Did you apply pressure to this 35 as well?
It's just gonna help.
I know, I know. We're trying.
I need EMS to get here and then they're gonna, they're gonna treat you okay?
This is gonna just help. So any bleeding?
Guys, let's get some fine predictions going. I'm gonna predict $33,000.
We will.
I don't even know what to do with this guy, I don't even know what to do with this guy.
I don't even know what to do with this guy.
That's a good sign. That's a sign of life.
23,000?
No, my guess is 33.
32 to 33,000.
Here's your mask on the way in now.
Finally, I've got these three down here.
Okay, sir, you're talking? Is your buddy talking?
Blue jeans, he's been stabilized.
Blue jeans is fine. Red shirt is chilling.
He's speaking a lot about his pain and I've tried to talk to him as best I could.
You're good, I'll treat him real fast and this guy is okay too?
He's breathing and speaking.
Okay.
Oh, sir, what?
Okay.
I'll give him the express treatment and we'll get him to hospital.
Oh my God, I have to troll John Paul.
Do we troll John Paul?
Do we make it thunder?
it's under the hospital where doctors work we troll him we don't get you down there we don't get
y'all patched up
chance to friskers search okay i'm gonna pack up these ones i'm just gonna swap out the bandages
that he was using before i got here all right gonna get an IV started for you do you want
You want to take medication in there?
All right.
There you go.
That should take the edge off a little bit.
I'll get you on a stretcher and everything.
We'll get you to hospital ASAP, okay?
What's your occupancy in that SUV?
You can fit them on a note.
Well, I have a space for two,
but we have another ambulance at the other triage.
I don't know how long we're going to get in jail, dude.
Oh, my God.
We might be cooked, huh?
I was going on. Oh no. Oh my God, you're just a cowboy. It's your dress. You're just
like a cowboy.
I'm just gonna pack up your wounds real quick, okay?
I'm gonna get an IV started for you on the count of three.
One, two, and three.
Do you want pain medication in your IV as well?
Okay.
Oh, you're just a little guy.
I'm just going to go ahead and get the IV started for you.
I'm just going to go ahead and get the IV started for you on the count of three.
One, two, and three.
Do you want pain medication in your IV as well?
Oh, no.
Okay, all right.
You're being a brave little guy, all right?
Yeah.
There you go.
All right, green pants.
What do we got?
It's a very fancy one.
I'm gonna flip it off.
I'm going to flip it off.
Maybe if I just check this off.
Oh Jesus.
Alright.
I'm going to pack that GSW that I'm able to see.
There we go.
Maybe you can see the picture now without that mask.
I'm cuffed against the ground, it's on the mask.
Alright, we're looking at some broken bones here too.
I'm going to put some soft splints on there just to stabilize and get that IV started.
One, two, and three.
There you go.
Sir, do you want any pain medication in your IV today?
Sure.
Like, oh, I thought he died.
Alright, pain medication going in.
Also, you seem to be having a hard time breathing.
and put this oxygen mask on your face.
All right, sir.
I'll ask you to help, okay?
Move the firearm to the person.
I'm going to get you a hospital A.H.P.B.
just because he blays your neck.
Hold on.
And in fact, you put the in-house or your crack
and we'll get you to hospital.
The individual I had down did have a hospital A.H.P.
in this person.
Fuck you, mate.
All right.
All right.
It's just going to be taken
by any weapons out there possibly.
All right, mate.
You're going to run out of the passport or not.
I'm paying, mate.
L.F.A. will learn about this.
Mate.
So it's going to be putting you down
in terms of your company, all right?
Chopping heads up.
Lift something out of your pockets.
Something on your waistband here.
Fire embers sir. You'll be screwing that and it's not right.
I'm just hanging there for now.
I'll get you loaded up.
What's that? Is that an elephant or a mule or something?
Hold on.
It's got a gun though, man.
It's for me.
You gotta mind. You gotta mind. You gotta mind.
Oh shit, we're zero to 100 so fast.
We'll grab these two then.
I'll get us from the buildings.
OK.
OK.
The first partition.
Veronica and the fort.
I'll sort of place the vehicle, all right?
Watch your heads.
I haven't been home in like five years.
Thank you.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, you're good.
Oh wait, actually I need to, I haven't searched for weapons yet.
I don't have weapons.
I'm on the air, I'm on the air.
You were on the air?
If I check the ID of that individual,
his name is a wish, but he didn't do anything.
I signed on him, man.
Okay, well, I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
Of course. All right. Excellent.
I just said it was a farmer.
I do feel some weapons on you, sir, so I'm gonna...
Jesus, simple farmer.
I'm planted.
weapons are yeah just gonna move my car much lately so I'm able to get them in
the other side
I'm going to be taking the search, I'm so sorry Veronica.
okay they are on the critical side so I do need to do the mace up okay I'm just
gonna grab the scum off of them and then you're good
okay
and we'll be taking the knife off of you and the crowbar
not my crowbar all right all right you're good
are you able to put them in the inside? yeah because we do it for the tension
we know the cops are there we like we're doing it to get the to get the
scene going bro like we want to chase we want to shoot out we want we want the
tension there without the fucking caliphants not about being a perfect
criminals not being funny I got it you're good my good to roll out to
Hospital? Yeah.
Uh, lunch or two?
What was requested by the insiders?
Right here.
Lead on command.
Are we going to transport to CMC?
And they didn't, uh...
Get fun?
Oh, I gotta make it fun.
Give me a hug brother. Give me a hug.
You gotta do it, Sal. You gotta do it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god! I said give me a hug! I said it!
And then that happened?
No!
That was mine! That was mine!
It's yours! It's yours!
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
No, we're gonna miss it.
We're gonna miss it.
No.
Oh my god, wait.
Did we play a radio broadcast?
Broadcast, let me get Captain Symbulansy to play, hold on.
Wow.
That's it.
Hold on, I got it, hold on. Captain Center, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't want to do it because then he's gonna think it's me every time there's a DM trying
to lead him somewhere and he's gonna think it's being trolled so maybe we don't do it.
Could you please sit on the radio, please?
Sure?
Oh, I don't have a radio on this car. I'm sorry.
No, you do, you do.
Put the radio on you.
Okay.
I need to press the radio button. Here we go.
To the sleeper.
That's the wrong one.
Fuck, which one was it?
What was that?
Reminds me of something from a couple years ago.
Is it this one?
Yeah, why are they all labeled the same?
Show the police.
Okay. Now we gotta wait, now we gotta wait a second.
Maybe that was good enough, lowkey.
Mr. Greenbeard, you don't okay right there?
I got the radio!
He's dead!
Where you going?
Radio!
He's dead!
I don't call you that, but I want you to test.
You have absolutely the face to call you the test you are for,
International Test.
You have so long, but face to face.
Well, International Test.
What the fuck did I just hear?
What the fuck did I just hear?
I had told you guys to the radio office!
Oh turn that shit off! Get that shit up the airwaves!
I don't want to be where you're going!
No, you're talking to me! What is this new leaf that XQC is all about?
Like I'm so mind blown, chat!
I'm so...
I'm so...
R-P-ing after getting clapped by police officers!
What the fuck is happening?
Don't break it in the hospital, please!
I'm so mind blown.
No, no!
Get from the hospital!
Oh, I have to! I have to!
I was so scary.
Reminded me of the face.
Don't say that out loud.
Don't say that out loud.
Please stop guys.
Life is good.
Please, please, please.
It is good.
It is good.
It is good.
It brings back bad memory.
I moved away because of that.
I'm sure it goes to the hospital.
Yeah, we are
I can't believe I'm this low.
Sir, are you okay?
I'm not just...
Oh my God.
If you see him, it's all too late.
I see you!
You'll know if you see it.
Uh-oh.
What the fuck is the creature going?
What a bore.
I see a majority of the light.
Mr. Heels right now.
Yeah, we need to go into a side private room.
You need a helicopter on the curfew, guys?
Uh, God, everyone, so far.
Saloon, come in this one here. I'll lock that side. I'll lock this side.
I saw him. I saw him.
I saw him.
I see him. I see him.
Who? What?
Is there somebody that we need to be worried for?
I see him!
Where? Who?
They're both conscious, um, they've been shot, one on nine, green pants, has some broken
bones.
you got a man.
You got a man.
You got a man.
You got a man.
I feel sick, I don't feel too good.
I don't know what that means.
So, can you hear me?
Um, I think he's saying, you got it, man.
I got it man.
Oh.
I got it, man.
Oh.
I got it, man.
You got it, man.
Thanks.
OK.
Hey, me.
I think you're gonna be in the AOL.
We need to go to the other side.
OK.
Patty, how you doing, bro?
I'm alright, man.
How are you doing, people?
How are you doing?
I need you next year in 9 to 5.
OK.
I'll be with you because he's done.
Oh, shit.
You gonna shop in the bank?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just gonna look better where you were shot, okay?
I'm cool, mate.
I'm just gonna go ahead and poke the gunshot one real quick, just make sure I see if it's in the gunshot window, and I'm just checking if it's coming through.
Oh, good to know, I'm very sorry about the pain. I did give you some pain killers.
Sorry Roger that.
Alright, I'm going to go ahead and give you some.
You need food on the spot.
I'm going to get you a little something here.
We're pain before I start working on this gunshot here.
Well that's your fucking problem right there.
Uh, if you need food, uh, uh, are you, are you currently being detained?
What's that?
I'm not.
I'm getting taken.
I don't know.
Uh, officer, is my patient here being detained?
How much is it going to cost me this hospital visit?
Sorry, can you repeat that, doctor?
Oh, yeah, is he being detained?
Yes, they're all under arrest.
All right, uh, so I'm going to go ahead and, you know, treat those wounds.
I know he needs food.
Thank you.
Okay. Yeah, I understand. We can just come into the bed. I get it.
Yeah.
Thank you. On top of that, you know, I have the discount. I have the cash back at the hospital.
You got a mind! You got a mind!
You have this guy.
I got a mind!
You got a mind!
I got a mind!
The lost bandits, those who have the lost dignitaries, were fucked!
I got a mind!
Did you lose?
Everything!
I don't want to tell you how much I need to do.
There you go.
So, fuck you, you better...
I don't want to tell you how much I need to do.
So, fuck you, you better...
I don't want to tell you how much I need to do.
So, I need to just stitch your rary or shot, okay?
Yeah, I'm fucking better at...
I'm leaning down the area so that I can get out of that way.
I'm talking to me.
I won't feel anything, okay?
I'm talking to you, you better...
The gentleman in the register, sorry.
I've spent a lot of time...
Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can't see much.
All you do is hear a little bit.
Are you whispering? Are you whispering? Are you voices?
There's a lot going on.
I feel all that's going on slowly.
Okay, now are you in any major case?
No.
That's a good thing. That's a good thing.
Okay, right.
I'm gonna let the ID just run through with the book
and help you update that last time.
Okay.
And you're going to have a lot of pressure with the same thing.
And then I'm going to make the other system.
Just need a couple of stations, okay?
Okay.
Nice and abandoned over top of it, so that we can keep this place.
And then I'm just gonna get a brace on your leg here, okay?
Ah, let me guess.
It's kind of broken hard.
It broke as hard.
They broke the man's heart.
You should've got a mind.
Hey, we got him, man.
You lost your narrows now and I'm not lost my details no more.
Oh, you lost your money. You lost your narrows?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, it was probably about to lose more, too.
Better excuse me.
All right, take care. Be safe.
Okay.
I've got you all situated here.
Is- are you still in pain anywhere? Are you still feeling any pain?
Oh, I don't care, my heart.
Thank you, thank you so much.
Okay, um, like, like, I'm good, yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, I'm just a simple farmer.
I've been taking care of him when I go.
You got it, ma'am.
You're ready to go. Okay, then.
And it made you set up with a therapist?
Fuck therapy!
Okay!
You're saying we're missing?
I can break, I can break these claws!
I can break you!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You got him.
You got him, man.
Did you want to try setting up a little bit or do you want to stay a little down for a little bit more?
I just want to lay down here for a little bit, that's okay?
That's okay, that's alright.
Thank you so much.
You got him.
What a man.
Not a man.
Yeah.
Put it sir, you're going to arrest at this time.
You do have the rights to make a silent.
Anything you say, can't avoid, we'll use the guilty to court a ball.
If you're a rotten attorney, you cannot afford an attorney.
One will be provided to you by the state of St. Adreus for you of charge.
Do you understand that Brett?
I'm up here.
I'm under arrest right now.
What the hell?
What did I do?
Did I do wish to continue speaking with me?
I'll be an answer all right, sir this time you do have the right for me in silent anything you do say can we'll be held against
My lawyer available. I'm the mask man. Yes, I understand my right
Right.
Not one.
Not one.
Not one.
Call?
These clients don't just walk.
They run.
I just don't know what life is.
I'd be over stimulated by 30 second boxes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get that.
I'm reading this from my phone.
So I don't speak Spanish.
Hold on.
I don't understand.
I don't understand what you said.
Don't run, Dan.
I can try and get a translator.
I don't see.
I don't see.
Okay.
You read the Miranda and your GSR test.
TNA.
I'll do it.
No, let's get going.
Consuelo con...
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
Does anybody speak Spanish?
spanish nope but you got me shat the look at doggy though y'all rest farmers
that is just crazy we're trying to do is Miranda in spanish but i think we have
a car i don't think there's nothing wrong guys this is this is a new law
I still haven't heard of it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We're going to do shit wrong.
We're going to do shit wrong.
I believe you.
Someone help us right here.
You got a mind.
You got a mind.
Thank you.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I love my suspect in the one-night-once April mine is unsafe come on
Can we get a group picture for the...
You got a mind you're gonna get a photo back in
I mean that was a bit of an epic chase though Chad if the cops didn't get in that cop car
I was able to jump over to the water that might have been the great the greatest escape known to man
That was low key cinema to do it ever coming down a tunnel like trying to take me out. Holy fuck
First car
Broken leg, no armor, it went all the way down.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I'm surprised I even lived that long.
Broken leg, bleeding out, no armor, 75 cops behind me.
I almost made it, although I can sit on my ground.
Suck!
What a fuzz situation, what a fuzz.
I feel like the boys, even though we're about to take fat ass,
I think the boys kind of need that a little bit to keep the drive going, you know, just a little bit of adrenaline rush. I'm not gonna lie
And hey, this is the first time we had to show off jail, huh?
X got into the front though. Yeah, I wish he kept running with us. I realized that like
I realize that we were surrounded I'm just like now I have to run there's no way I can just sit here and fight because I'm
Hearing cop cars swerve all around me, but I don't see a single officer
Oh, yeah
it'd be good for the socials yeah let me think about this just get in the
cells for time being in the efforts
okay all right
get in the big cells
don't take all the cells sir yeah all right
I'm just going to need you to stand faster quick, uh, just go out of my way, come on,
keep it moving, keep it moving, you got a mind, you got a mind, come over here, come
over here, alright cool, good, right there, that's her, check here real quick alright,
I
Don't know if you want to line up right here
Hey, come on. You gotta take me off these cuffs with a mug shot
Yeah, I'm gonna be loosening your cuffs right just we get the glasses in the hat off right glass the hump give me shit on cuz oh
He's gonna be loosening. All right
Okay, I'm giving this shit. I look good right now
Yeah, well, I need to be able to see your hair in your eyes, sir
If you do that for me, we're good, but I need to be able to see your hair, alright?
Your graduation get a good clip. I'm ready for this shot, so I
Need to see the eyes got to see the glasses up. I do one before and after though. I'll do that for you
You got a mind
The hat ain't coming off though
You know what I can work with that. I'm still here. That works
So what you're telling me is the minute I get out of jail I'm gonna haircut and dye my hair
You got it my don't say don't sacrifice your drip so you're looking great
All right, yeah, I kind of like the cowboy fashion on my
No, I'm good
All right, sir, I'm gonna be searching a person for anything else illegal on you, all right
You know anything illegal on you, sir the firearms again, I mean, I don't know
We owe beyond $70,000 real skipper $50,000 we owe mr. Cement $100,000 we're about to cop at least a $35,000 fine
What was that, sir?
Take the magazines off your person, sir.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Listen, your craftster will be able to...
If I grab...
You can just grab me a periodic...
I'll set up.
It can't be good to go.
If I'm not where you think I am, just grab me.
Fantastic. Fantastico.
Lost in Yiddos, we out here.
Lost in Yiddos? What does that mean, sir?
Yeah.
Well.
Sir, right here. Get your pink up here real quick, sir.
Oh, fantastic.
That's it.
Let's give those phones a quick mind turn around so I can get your problems real quick.
Oh, absolutely not. I don't mind, bro.
Thank you, thank you.
Alright.
Excuse me, sir?
Right.
I
Mean shit, I don't know if a word can do I get me out of the what the fuck just went down sir
So I don't I think I'm just gonna go to jail
Fantastic sir, I appreciate you. Thank you very much
I'm gonna be honest though listen we thought y'all were a bunch of pigs trying to ruin our farm
That's why I got shot at
What trying to ruin your fun our farm what do you mean? Oh your farm is protecting the wheat from the pigs I
Mean that makes sense, but no we weren't pigs or
Yeah, you all
You are the pigs
Sir, I think Robin civilians of their harder money. I think that's
We robbing nobody okay, but did not fucking for me. We are here farming wheat
Do because we get in profile cuz they're betting hats
I'm saying I think you guys might have been scooping some extra
Hit him with that hit it was a party
What's wrong?
You're fucked up now.
You got a mind.
That's a heavy.
That's the real heavy right there.
But he take all the charges.
He's not heavy.
All right.
I don't want it.
All right, brother.
Hey, can you leave some food on me, please?
I don't like that Wild Forever has Transmar.
I think transmog is the worst thing to MMO's.
I'm pretty sure I got a hella.
Oh, really? Oh.
Yeah, I got a sick...
You can take a burger, it's all good.
I'm a burger man.
Am I good to go in the cell now?
Oh, you can turn it off?
But the coolest thing about vanilla WoW is getting like fucking grand marshal gear and like showing it out that you had it, you know what I mean?
I'll let you guys know.
No, no, it's just uh, there's a lot more paperwork now.
Oh, don't cry, little piggy.
Oh, once they're all in there, no, but...
You still showed off your head with Transmogger.
They don't hit the same, come on.
Don't keep me chastised, we're good, I don't mind.
You should look like what you currently wear.
Yeah, make it all be in the big salton.
Yeah, I'm kinda like...
You can't, T-Mog, Epic and PvP games, you have the rank? Interesting, okay.
I'm already in that yes like deep inside
You have to pay your bills cuz I haven't paid them out. I'm trying to find out
You got it, but you don't got it you got it
Thank you
Well guys we fucked up, huh
We learning you learning now
Where's Jean-Paul?
Shut up boys, an extra fuck.
Where's Jean-Paul at?
He escaped.
There's no fucking way he escaped.
I tried to say that they got me.
He escaped.
They left the door open.
What?
They left the door open and ran out.
What?
It's just in Tana, can I come over to the...
They forgot the garage door, they ran out and they got me.
Wow, why are we here?
Mr. Santana can I come to the bars real quick?
Hey officer! Yeah? Hey is the other guy an active shooter or are your blunders
are in there? They're backed up. I need to get a saw with your finger tip. Not a
poke. I'm gonna open this just I'm sure you'll keep my mind. He's out
climbing the walls of his hands cut behind his back hey there's John Paul
there's John Paul
I'm not sure if anybody's good that's fine
alright there you go
thank you
let us know if you need food, water, anything
oh we've got that man we made like 8k today baby lost like 8k
Yeah, we're about to get fucked with the fines, fucked.
Also, yo, hey, you speedy.
Did you rob Zon?
Brother, he was 15 people, I think I know where all-
We didn't rob him, we didn't pay his tax, let's see, did you have to pay his tax?
He's, fuck, he's livid about it.
Brother, you know what, I shoot him in the face, how about that when we get out, you can't give a fuck about Pawn?
No, bro, bro, you have to think about it.
You did $100,000 worth of Pawn, we've paid him zero fucking dollars,
and then you're gonna rob him of the only money that he makes?
money that he makes. No, no, no, no, no. That's not it. You got to realize that you are there
is 15 people. I'm rubbing left and right. I don't know. Okay. Okay. That's what I was
trying to tell him. He's our second best employee. I'm going to talk to him. It doesn't
matter how much you talk about it. I don't know who he is. I know. I know. That's
how I'm going to tell him. That's how I'm going to tell him. I think it's I
have my own boys. How it was. And the thing is they get it back. It's got to tell
me like they gotta pretend exactly exactly you know okay it's that someone
tell them say there was a bunch of people there like you had to get robbed to
put up the whole thing and we're gonna reimburse you like we had to the thing
is next time maybe I do I'm zoned and I'd be like oh yeah thank you for the
tax instead of just be like yeah yeah I got you okay I got you
tongue was the worst idea I just got shot in the back of this fucking I'll
Be honest, I thought those were like three cops there and my goal was to get to the end of the tunnel and jump
Yeah, and do the leap of faith
But it was too bad. It was bad timing. I think when we took out the first two cops in the tunnels eight more show
Dollars, it was just bad time. If I don't get I was like, are they shooting a yard at me?
But he wasn't even a yard. I was just like eight cops shooting at fucking pistols. You know, I'm just like
Either way boys, this is we learn listen
quick in quick cut avoid the shoot-off the cops the children bro just gotta
learn from our mistakes we're gonna learn we get fifty sixty thousand
dollar fines apart well I ain't paying that brother I don't even have a house
I'm gonna find out where Ali is.
I don't know.
This is brutal.
Listen to me.
How did we not even zone?
When did we even rob him?
I don't even remember that.
Hey, they didn't seize all my items.
They put it in the bag.
They only take the gun.
Oh, so I feel like I got my phone on me?
But they put it in the bag and took your phone away.
In the bag away.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
They bagged my shit.
I'm pretty sure they didn't bag.
I'm pretty sure they did not bag any of my shit.
They didn't bag your shit.
They didn't bag your shit.
You know, they only bagged my shit.
Well, are we going to have water from before too?
Oh, man.
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
Now, guys, I don't want to be like, guys, make it a pawn shop, you know what
I'm saying?
Bail out the cartel.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, guys, I don't want to be that guy, but make it the pawn shop, you know what I'm saying?
Bail out the cartel, you know, for one time?
I cannot believe how many people were on the farm.
I've never seen so many people.
I
Yeah
That was taking so long guys
Oh, yeah
I don't want to say we do the good though. I don't like look we look amazing right now. I'd love this thought
Make sure you know that you guys put this in your dresser. Oh, yeah
We need to get some guitars and drums brother makes a part of this
On those shoes are fucking awful though. Why not wear cowboy boots my boy?
I don't know
shoes I was a lot of these are loafers they're like what I don't know what they
are loafers my fucking granddad would wear be like yeah this is the only shoe
you need son oh that's my first time being in the car in the most bean
the bandit was cut down man look at me like look at speedy speedy got a nice
touch with a handkerchief around his neck God damn you look good and you
in the boots look yeah the boots are my boots
but I'm fucking fruit cans for us
yeah I think I'm aware these boots are just all the time
the nicest shoes in that fucking store
guys it's gonna sound crazy
but I know what we're gonna do as a cartel okay
if you wanna like fuck people over
we put them on the ground we bury like
ten cheeseburgers around them and we call up the rats
to eat them all
oh my god that's so fucking genius
cartel style brother
you know what I'm saying I definitely
still is front something
That's so genius though. Yeah, if you're good you know you would send like the
message of the cartel but we better than in the desert with rats around them with cheeseburgies and rats around.
I
Can't believe the song guy, you know me like why would he be losing space for 28 brother should be happy working for free for
yeah
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I
Don't know how to rap, but I can definitely make a Spanish song for us. I think
I am
Yeah, I'm here more
I am yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here. I'm home
I'll put it on and put it in so fucking tired man. Can we go to fucking brother?
Relaxed patron
get to rest you can be so soon my friend
now I have a deal in prison they give the if the word is that is in my pocket
it's bright I'll get unlimited games oh wait hold on hold on hold on hold on
hold on we got the phone still come the body a hardest four of 226
past on come on get behind me get my fuck the wall we need to be like in jail
and I mean get get behind me yeah yeah yeah one of my sides though one of my
sides though you guys are yeah Martins perfect Martins perfect out of Roosh
go the opposite way opposite way opposite way opposite way brother you're
going his way go the other way it's only two ways yeah so that way keep
Keep going that way, keep going that way, keep going that way, a little bit more, hey,
right there now, look, look, look, yep, perfect.
Is she hard or what?
Oh, yeah, she's hard as fuck
I'm a spirit. I need to move you over to a different room for interrogation
I'm like
All right, I'm ready
Hold on, I mean let me go to my little social post here real quick for a second. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh my god. Yeah.
Alright, I'm good.
Alright.
I'm in jail.
I'm in jail.
Alright.
That's alright.
I'm loosening your cuffs this time.
You're bagging up the rest of your stuff, alright.
Sounds good, Padre.
Compadre
So let's go papi
Cause I'm about to come with us home bruh
We got a big cabeza full
Yeah, I mean I guess
Come on sir
Is it the hair the hair that makes my head look bigger you think?
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be I'm not trying to be rude here
I don't know why any of you officers convince yourself to get that god-awful haircut
At least you don't die a white, you know what I mean you guys you guys have a policy anybody who chooses to have white hair
They cannot join the PD
That's they're gonna be coming in a table arm. Yeah
I don't know why this seems like this basically doesn't even work.
So go and take off your mask for me.
Why?
You already know who I am.
Why? You already know who I am, bitch.
Because I want to see your face while I talk to you.
Why are you hiding down the mask?
I ain't hiding, cah.
I'm trying to sit down, but I can't!
It's the best you stand up in this room.
We're in 2026, I can't sit down.
No, the chairs are just too tight.
What's going on, homebreak?
Yeah, you're from...
Hold on, they meet the process for drinking, Muslim.
Take your time hombre
I'm sorry.
It was a clerical error as far as that so you're all good to go as far as those charges
Fantastic today
However, I do need to talk to you about something okay, what?
Did you work at the crystal casino you had a securities and I right yeah?
And I'll call going down there today miss a Randall press fast I
respected your rules I went down there and
And I placed my gun and actually looks good. I showed you how it's nothing but respect
Then after I recovered the person and got a medical I was invited by you
And few all go down there to just you know take a look at the
At the lobby and then mr. Blunk have me you know approach one of the high-roll of table for the casino
You wanted me to just examine to see how you know the chips are how good looking they are just a little preview
what's going to happen. And while that happened, you also asked me if I could, you know, possibly
pretend like I was playing at the table to give him some sort of similar way of.
Hey, sir, can you just share your number with me for a second, please? Just so I have
it for the future. So we can call my direct line next time we need to check.
What is your contact name? Eight ball. Because I do an eight ball. I take eight balls.
Interesting. Anyways, um, I go with them there. I do the celebration for Mr. Blanc because
I'm trying to show respect here. I'm trying to help them out because I believe in, you
know, in that. Turns out that was a setup. I was set up from the beginning and pictures
of me doing that celebration, me being down there gambling.
Yeah, my phone got these pictures.
They somehow made it the way to the news.
And now I got L. S. B. M. News
questioning about what is the commissioner don't going down on duty
gambling on the clock, maybe using PD funds or his PD paycheck.
So do you want to get you want to gamble right now?
Hell no, why not I'm trying to say I'm trying to understand your perspective here cuz you what do you do with these pictures?
Why are you going to the news? I thought we're trying to work together not work against each other, sir
The pictures was only showing how happy our customers get when they win our casino
That's not the way it was conveyed to the weasel news. Okay, but Ron Ottoman who got the pictures
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder one man might see treasure another man might seem garbage
We cannot we cannot tell you what a man is going to perceive a woman when they see the photo
It's up to them. Is it not a beauty because because the image matters a lot
My image matters a lot the police department image matters a lot
If these civilians see their commissioner spending his time at the casino, what are they thinking?
My crime is all time high. It's not a good look
I went down there in good faith to work with y'all. You got caught up on the fucker
You set me up. We didn't say you were gambling. I was not gambling. I explained to you what what I was doing
I was down there to look at the children or gambler to me.
Really?
That's the story you go with.
Maybe the story.
I wasn't even there when you guys were talking.
I just saw, hey, we had a customer who just won big and they take a photo.
How the fuck am I supposed to know what you're doing there?
So why go to the news with that and share that photo with the news?
It's the purpose of that to show them that any customer can be as happy
as our customer that just won big.
Really. Yeah. Let me remind me who I am. Okay. I'm the commissioner here, Mr. Lang
Budo. I'm the top cop in the state. You don't want to make an enemy out of me. Okay.
And this these methods you're trying to employ these tactics you're trying to use.
I've seen him before. I wasn't born yesterday. So if you want to work
together, I'm more than glad to work with you when it comes to the
crystal casino and whatever security bullshit that goes on that because I'm
I'm sure you're gonna deal with a lot of degenerates
that go down in the gamble.
But if you're trying to employ some sort of different methods
to get back at the PD, especially myself.
I'll be down.
Why are you so worried, huh?
Why are you so worried, huh?
You got a gambling addiction trying to hide it.
I told you why.
Told you why.
Crime is high and the people at Los Santos
are about to read an article
about their commissioner gambling.
It's not a good look.
But why are you asking me like I run whoever?
Who runs the articles?
Who makes the decisions?
Well, I'm wondering how those photos got to the newspaper, that's what I'm trying to wonder.
That's the only reason I'm trying to talk to you, right?
You're the person who delivered the photos.
So I'm trying to understand your perspective as far as why.
Why what?
So why give the news those photos?
it's my job to advertise for the casino. And why would I share photos of a customer having
the time of his life who just won big? You know that's not true. The casino is not open.
And you know, that photo was using bad faith to make me look bad in front of
others.
That's all I want to talk to you about. I'm trying to understand you, man.
I'm trying to understand what you're trying to do here.
I'm trying to method.
All right. If you say so, Mr. Brutale, if you say so,
I'm gonna take you back to your cell. You'll be given some sort of time-serve as interrogation and you need to be processed for
The charge you're looking at. I believe it's five counts of attempt to murder
Accomplished a robbery accessory to robbery
Resisting arrest and your possession charges. All my fines
Uh, I would have to look at this real quick as by the high
You're looking at $33,000
I called it to the number.
I called it to the number.
Holy.
Well, you know, if you want those photos
and an article not to come out, you better wave that fine.
Oh, so you had extortion and blackmail on top.
I'm not doing nothing.
I'm just saying there's a way for anything to happen.
You scratch my back, I scratch your back.
The Wheel of Fortune requires two hands to keep it spinning.
I only got one.
So you're gonna give me a hand.
Yeah, and the wheels of justice requires the truth
to come out, and I can tell the public the truth.
I was down there to help out Mr. Blunt.
I was not down at a gamble.
Well, I don't know all our customers and employees
and everybody there saw something else,
also heard something else.
You know, we do record everything
in that establishment, correct sir?
For security purposes.
Wonderful, wonderful.
Then you can see the CCTV camera footage of me
just there, just looking at the camera.
All right, so on the footage was you cheering
and losing your fucking mind
God knows what reason you were going like you're a fucking Mario
Yeah, I was trying to help on mr. Blunk, you know emulate what is it like to
That's not we didn't catch that part of the fridge, sir
But that footage and get edited to make me look bad real head for you sir, that's illegal
You're accusing because you know for doing illegal things
No, I want I don't want a bad relationship with this, you know how I'm trying to you know plan off to the event for the cops
I want to go down there and gamble. I want to have a good time, but I don't need it to be you use against me to make me look bad
When the truth should come out as far as what happened. I wasn't down there to gamble on duty
I was down to do your favor
Yeah, well, we'll see about that. We'll see about that depending on how I get fine. You know, I might swim I moved here
Right. If you plead guilty, we can drop a charger to you which could help with your fine.
But if you don't plead guilty and fight this in court, you will face the full amount of
law as far as charges. So go to follow me.
How do you how do I get redemption if I went first I went first I went first you're playing
that I mean that's how we bounce off leg we do we bounce off of that we do we do we do
we bounce off of his head all right officers let me talk to you real quick let's just try
I got fucked by 32,000
AIT AGAIN
I got you, I got you
boys, do you guys have to find yet?
I don't have to find yet
do you want to play?
I just got fined 33,000 dollars
32,000
Yeah, we're gonna have to make it back on each other.
Uh...
No, I mean, I'm gonna try anyway. I'm gonna try anyway. I'm gonna fucking try. I'm gonna fucking try.
You're gonna bet the trial.
I did it, I did it. I didn't do, okay? I didn't do nothing. Like that.
Didn't do Nathan.
Didn't do Nathan? Really?
Aye.
I ain't playing that shit. Fuck that.
Lost everything.
You understand me? I'm broke.
Let's see, I don't want to be that guy.
Do we do a bailout from the pawn shop for us, boys, for this one time?
For the content?
All right, everybody, check the social post real quick.
Everybody check the post.
I'm about to put on socials real quick.
All right.
Boy, if you got mailed, you got fines.
What is that?
I miss you there, champ.
Check this shit out.
Oh my fucking god, what the fuck?
I see that shit, right?
all right it's fucked up what's going on in there so what's going on in there it
was gambling really even at us yeah that's the biggest friends what sir what
I didn't post nothing I don't run that account I don't run that account sir
Hey, missioner, they gave me five, Kuzo, oh, God.
Five more.
Hey, Martin, Martin, look at the banner of that account, tell me that photo ain't fire.
How can that be true when I didn't fire a single shot?
Oh, that photo is insane.
Wait, have you seen Mila, my profile, my number one?
Yeah, that photo's crazy.
jump a little look at the banner of this account.
I mean, I thought it was straight gas.
Heavy.
Now that's straight heavy.
That is that that's fucking straight fire fire.
Super hard fire.
I got to be.
I thought that might be.
I got a nickel.
Thank you brother. Thank you.
Let me check her on the back.
You're welcome.
Okay.
Uh...
What do you mean?
It's crazy how the simplest mechanic is probably the best feature obviously it's like you compound it with
it being on enhance and like all the work the guys did to make the game look so damn good
I just love taking photos in the game and it looks so good
You know
I was gonna do I'm not getting that fine bitch
But the ticket none of us is getting the fine. You're gonna open my mail and I don't open my mail
So they shouldn't I would met open my mail. Fuck that
You don't have a sign by the way is straight fucking me. I'm gonna check out of the apartment
You guys can't hear if I play YouTube music right?
Yo Marty dog
And Mr. Miley?
It's not God, it's not a professionalism at all.
It's Tony Martinez, man.
He said he's a dog.
Fuck, if I play YouTube, there's a channel you won't hear.
What?
Oh.
Say?
Hey, no pictures. No pictures.
I love that.
Oh, the press?
Okay.
Ooh, somebody threw a little war-art in there.
I love that.
Ooh, I love that.
I love that.
Oh, you didn't try it, babe?
Oh, okay.
Oh, yes.
They can't decide.
Wait, I love this, uh?
Who is this?
I thought it was Winnie-Cohen.
It's one times for the gun, but it's still five times for the
Attempting yeah, it's five times
He said one time
Let's get him all um transported
Hey commissioner. Is it one time's attempted murder of a government employee or what?
My charges yo, I'm not gonna get caught. You shut the other guys. I don't shoot no cops. So what's the problem?
You can accomplish though. I shot nobody guys. I don't know. Is that no
I shot nobody homeboy was I GSR tested your honor tested after the fact and I have tested positive
Yes
And how could you tell how could you tell that that was for the fire?
Arm and shots from that exact momento and not a week prior yo, I would like to
absolutely the report we can we can go to Bench are if you like yeah you'll
fight it each a judge alone oh yeah out of that just y'all know I'm ready for
jail that's fine if you want if you want to stay back over here we'll get your
bench I'll contact the judge right now but I will plead not guilty because I'm
not going to fuck him over if he's going to fight this I plead no contest
at all you're right show me show me the show me the evidence yo come boy show
me the actual motherfucking evidence and whatnot I want to see it but you take you upstairs
and projector and show all the evidence if you want I bet you I bet you you can do your
homework I bet you I bet you didn't do your homework I know for a second it is difficult
right now to share some evidence with you I'll be honest right unless we go to like
for a judge you can give you like a little bit more do you want to bench I can take
you to the projector upstairs and show you the crime scene I mean if I could see the evidence that
might turn my mind but I knew it's for other days yeah exactly see don't make the process
too obvious trust for us to cave in to the demand of going to jail yo no no i'm saying
you can you can fight this is your right to do so i'm just telling you the facts of what happened
that's all just i feel you're lengthening the process of us reviewing evidence so that we
played guilty yo no we're trying to get it right that's why i stick a little bit of time
that's all it is well show me okay but I would love to it's just it's very
difficult to do so that's all if I can head you my tablin say hey look at the
shared report here you go you can take a look at the whole thing so you show me
it behind the great show me behind the great you show me it
I mean, I can show you, can you look over over here?
I'll look over each other, sure.
Yeah, Mr. Buddy, your turn.
He's back to 8th scene.
No, I was told that that was not accurate.
The software was struggling.
Now that I'm saying it comes back to 8th.
Hey Marty, do you want to go peak over to...
Well, nope.
Oh.
The commissioner's down the vice.
I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
Oh my god, I'm fucked.
Just go with the chargers, you can prove honestly.
Yeah, all right.
Marty wants to go to Bench too, so I told him
to take a look at your MDT too.
I'm so fucked.
All officers to make sure all the evidence in there
so I can upload the report right now.
Well, then I want to add a audio capture, which actually, I've got to change things.
It's a little annoying.
I'm sorry.
It's only what I can do this now.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't see where my gun can actually, any of those
casings go homeboy slice home slice.
Now where the fuck is the ammo?
Leg it with my gun homeboy slice.
I was thinking about the drinks and I thought it was fire.
I don't see none of that.
You're the officer of planes in the receipts right now.
Can you guys hear it?
Let me show you.
No, what the fuck?
Mr. Bouda, your car just started when you were...
Talk to me, Poppy.
You're gonna be looking at...
I
Resisting arrest
Complac to attempted second-degree murder
Complac to robbery
After further review I would no longer like to go to Ben Shroud perfect perfect
I don't see Amy of Mike in any of this
What would it be my
So, so, so do you see, do you see what, you see how much also said pump shotgun right here that he had any possession?
Alright.
I'm not you, sorry. I'll give you the pistol.
Moss, where's Moss? Where'd she go? I'll get the officer and I'll tell you.
Alright, I'm just gonna read it to you again.
I don't think guilty.
Alright.
But I'm willing to go to jail.
See if he's gonna find a better one, I don't want that to be a mere...
Uh, am I getting time off at all? Like, time off at all?
Oh
off the shit
Hey, how much time am I getting off man? I've been here a long time
Your fans gonna be in the mail, okay? Yeah, you're fine in the mail
I have a question what happens if the mail workers go missing that
Still it's digital you just don't get notified
That's not a male there. I thought it was like a letter, like a letter to the web.
It's like a notification that you get to give a fine.
No, no, I'll tell you exactly what he says.
I didn't consent to share my information to the mail office.
I think it's like, you know, your address that's on file.
All right, Marnie, now we're just waiting on the transport.
Your government had an address.
It just says, no, no, no, no.
It's a letter, no, no, no.
It says go postal a package is on its way to you. That's it. Yep. There you go
Yeah, yeah, it's an actual
Ones, yeah, sure you guys go pay him if you guys can't pay him when you go to city hall
Yeah
Mm-hmm
This is still not working like I don't wanna do this
Putting you in handcuffs
All right, cool, and then I'm gonna loosen your cuffs, all right
Why is it not working
Wait, have you been past us?
Did you get fined yet?
Yeah, he's- he's more-
Oh yes?
I'll be putting you in class so we can transport you.
Alright, best of everybody, please.
Alright, come on, let's go.
No, no, no, if you're not-
You didn't judge me yet, I'm not gonna go in cups!
Hey!
You're not going into-
Hey, come on!
That's a jump, Paul, I know.
Oh.
Fuck that guy.
Run, Cuzzle, run!
Let's go.
Here you go, here you go, here you go, the Joker.
Officer, I'm off.
You going?
Alright, we're going to go.
I'm actually going to dehydrate, uh, can somebody sip some water in my pocket?
Oh, I think I have something.
You got it?
Thank you, cousin.
Hey, what are they in my pocket?
Lock these doors, man.
Yep.
It's locked up for a very, very long time.
Yeah, just just something's going on
Hey speedy, will we you want to play me in chess?
I'll play a chess. Yeah, okay
You're gonna get a smoke boy
I know I know the rules
Hey, can somebody come over things I drink this water, please otherwise in my past
I don't get a husband for 45 minutes, please
I
Guys keep your car like shit
I think better care this car wash this is an embarrassment guys. I don't want that guy if you guys pay my back scenes
I will fucking fix it. I'll show you guys. I will swap the floor
Just pay for my five
Yeah, I
Start those back up around yeah, oh my god
Radich, I'm gonna be transport me as well along mr. Budo right my car is yeah, absolutely
Let me get the door for thank you, brother
Yeah, you should
It's nice, we don't have to jam you into the car watch your head
So why is it not working?
You don't have radios.
You don't have radios.
Because of the police radio.
Because of the police radio.
The police radio
Oh, baby daddy got a key stay if he does I probably got a
Bring it to my crevice
This guy doing
I don't run that shit though. You got time to boss about that
I don't know if I'm gonna fuck around that.
Bro, is this guy good?
They might gotta log off.
Hey, this is the other prison?
Yep, this is the other prison.
Good coming Gotham.
Kinda.
Long straight everywhere.
Yeah, these nests, motherfuckers, as you guys said, are good, huh?
Nobody wants to go to prison, but if you got to go to one, at least go to it
Well, I see the Joker in here
Once we get you guys a process then I'll show you guys the
So the water
Oh fantastic
I
Keep walking like you right here right here sir. Another phone. I wait here guys. Yeah
The problem down in the world is like counting out that dead
I'm sorry for the ground
Only heaven knows what's next
Things go down
Guys I'm 7 for thought
You all see this right?
If this move get made
We should have gotten to a dead
Head to head
Whatever these waters and ice below the neck
Real shit been going down
And shit I can't forget
Oh my god
So who will be added up
And tell me what she did
I just to say something
I'm hot and every chance that I get
Phantom out of crib
Must be haunted in here
I'm not a body with a skinny body here
All she wanted to
You're girving on the right though
Got a little red gotcha boss. Yeah, I'm right here, sir. But this is sick
And then do you see I'll take your stuff you see over here for the guard all your guys
Nice
Yeah, I'll give you the brief pour as well. Yeah, that'll be it. You just leave all your stuff there
Give it to you when you know. Yeah, use your discretion, right if I gave him 150 on 230
radish I gave him 150 on 230
now
uh... they'll be a uh...
guy over here that'll help run through everything
as far as you know, different prison details
right here
oh, fantastic
mm-hmm so that'll be your main point of contact
and the arcade is in through here and up on the right
I just want to make sure it's unlocked for you guys
Fuck yeah.
Up here?
Yeah, that'd be it.
Oh my god, oh my god, let me in, let me in, please let me in, please let me in.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
The jail's amazing!
Oh the fuck am I out there?
There's no way this one works, oh my god it does.
Oh my god.
Fuck yeah.
I
Know
Burning deep inside. I don't think I could ever change maybe one day buffing out got nothing to gain
Love my mother death, but you know we are not the same black skies blue bills my attorney red
Purple stones and crusty that can't help just yet yellow looking orange
I'm probably high off these meds strange things are happening. I swear that's the best most things that got it
out for me I never met can't think of nothing else but counting of the dead lost so many
angels only heaven knows was next things go through me now my niggas got me stressed
if this movie made we should push out the cool bed head of all these waters and ice
below the net real shit been going down and shit I can't forget two one three add that
up and tell me what you get twist the six I'm plotting every chance that I get
fanamata crib it must be haunted a hair jumping out of body with a skelly cardy hair
She wanted Japanese skincare and she wanted Ice Man to sleep here
I can't sleep without a fucking heater in here
Does your baby daddy
Yeah this is so sick, what the fuck?
You got a little guy that got a medium here
A chrome belt, look like John Cena in here
I bet that you're getting a procedure this year
Bring it to my crib, it's a cathedral in here
Dancing in my kitchen, it's a visa in here
Bro, let's get me sick!
But in the next day, she got an amnesia in here
Put it in your face, you got to please I ain't here
Put it in my face, you got to please I ain't here
Put it in my place, you got to please I ain't here
This is the mind and you got to please I ain't here
Hold on, let me get back in
I know it's true, I know it's true
This is actually so far
Okay, hold on, hold on
There's no way we can play against each other, there's just no way
Leaderboards
No, I'm playing alone
I'll put more than chest though, but Jail's nice
Mark
Let's go play chess speedy
We play chess that oh shit
So brother oh
Whoa
What tough oh
Shit okay, I'm feeling you poppy. I got your poppy. Yeah, I'm tired of this guy before
Yeah, I don't know what he wants though. Can we play?
They said that they there's a basketball, but I don't know how to get it
Let's play mark come on give me one second. I'm gonna grab some water from the table here
Oh boy, I'm gonna put my head down, see what tomorrow cartel boys, alright?
Fuck it boy!
Are you playing black or white?
There's some scoffed?
I don't know, hold on.
Be right.
Yo, Mario, I got a thousand dollars on you brother.
I don't think we can play.
But if you guys can't play, I'll put a thousand on you.
I'm gonna put my head in, alright?
Ah.
Is it not working?
Jack, is this broken or what?
Yeah, I guess it's fucking cooked.
Getting sent a little message about that too.
A person has to click both sides of it, I'm pretty sure. Wait, what do you mean?
I need to click at the same time.
Dude Joe looks amazing.
Hey, Marne!
Where you at?
Where are you?
Let's try to sit down at the same time, maybe.
No, it's not going to open.
Oh, okay.
Let's lock it down.
I mean we could try, but like I was sitting down by myself last time, you know what
I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
by myself last time you know I'm saying yeah yeah I got you we can get a job we can get a job
and work here they said over here don't do a don't do the laundry it's a pitch
okay
guys first time in jail yeah obviously you get some money
and you get some time off.
Good way to go to jail.
And we're gonna need money cause I'm fucking starving.
I mean I'm broke, I'm poor, and I'm just disgusted.
I only want to open my bank account.
Where's the kitchen?
Dude, the game looks so good, man.
The textures in the game too just look so good.
I don't know why I can like this shit.
Oh, oh, oh.
Did you just say XCC is he losing his mind, General?
Well, there's difference between arguing and molding, right?
Is he arguing or is he molding?
50-50?
Hey, let's try a chest real quick, Mark.
Okay, let me do this last dance while I'm working my ass off of this shit.
Damn, you fucking, oh my god, you screwed with that shit.
You screwed that shit.
God damn.
You screwed that shit.
I kind of like J.O. in my life.
Bro, I'm not kidding. I love you here.
Yeah, it's fucking nice.
I think one of the bitches is the food and drinks.
It's like I'm in Gotha. I feel like I'm in Los Santos right now.
Oh, there we go all right nice all right
I
Never play chess in my life man. I grew up in the hood bro Brazil like yeah, they're playing marbles with dirt being plain chest
You guys are playing that like what is that game called so in Brazil we would dig little like holes in
In dirt and we have like a little bag of marbles and we would like flick it
Into the dirt bowl, right and you have to flick the other opponents like out. You guys know what I'm talking about
That's just normal marbles. That's just called marbles
He's trying to just like losing and having all the blackout doing.
You're so bad it's playing guys. I might be good at something I've never done before
Name one thing you guys are good at you guys have never done before chat. Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
Jerk it off if you're enough.
Marty, I gotta teach you how to play chess. I don't know how to play.
You just have to always think you can never really move a piece without it being dis-
Like it like you don't it's called hanging right like every piece that you have what I haven't always defended
So like if you try to fix anything of mine or threaten to attack something I can defend it, right?
Okay, otherwise you're otherwise you're already playing as my goal doesn't take all your pieces
Your goal is to put my king into a spot that cannot move anymore. Which was the king
The king is my you see the one that's on II my yeah, that's my king
The one I just moved right this one here
Yeah, that's the king.
Okay.
So, there's two, they're, what, right now, I'm just going to show you for example's sake,
I'm going to put you in check, right?
You see how, you see how like it's, you can still move it so it's not checkmate.
You have to, you have to either put something in the way or move your king.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, it does, yeah.
And then I can put you back in check.
And now there's something you can do without moving you, look, look for it, to defend
it.
There you go.
I hope we should have either defend it or likely I want to want to
Move it because if I take your pawn after it's not worth the trade for me because the pond is obviously less valuable than the horse
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense
Well, hold on restart restart restart
All right
Oh shake my hand good sportsmanship. This is actually sick. What the fuck?
Is it me or you first? Is you right?
Yeah, White always goes first.
Okay, that's fucking racist.
Usually you want for the pawns...
Don't quote me on this, I'm not very good at chess.
You want the pawns to go up to usually for the beginning.
Going up one is like some noob shit.
Because controlling the center of the board, like the five and four, these areas, like in the middle,
controlling the center is the most important part of the game.
If you have the control of the center, you're usually in a better spot.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Do you think it'd be John Paul if he were to find his way in here?
Well, maybe not on this board because it's kind of hard to look at everything top down like this.
I don't know.
Yeah, no.
So if I beat you right now, is this embarrassing?
Well, I don't claim to be any good, so no.
Ponds can only go up and down.
They can only go up.
They can only go up. They can't even go down. Interesting.
They can only go down. They can only take your piece though, right?
Yeah, they can go down to take your piece.
And so if I take my pawn all the way to your side, your one row, Nantama, I can turn it into any piece that I want.
Hmmmm.
Is my turn?
No, my turn.
I
Wait, I'm fucked right no
I feel like I'm fucked though so you got forked basically I put your so you see
look at my zero C5 you see my my bishop or whatever the fuck the pointy thing
yeah it was defending my night so you couldn't take it with the king so I
I forked you so now I put you in a spot where I could take either your queen or your castle
right here which I'm going to take. Thank you.
Interesting. Interesting. There's nothing I can do about it.
There was nothing you could have done there but that's okay.
And now I'm going to trade with you because I'm up material so I don't really give
a fuck. It's usually not recommended to take risks like this but I'm a stupid player
so it's better.
I lost.
No.
You're not in a good spot, but I haven't really developed any of my pieces, so it's not like a big fuss.
That was your first mistake you didn't think about.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK
It was defended, right? I told you you don't
Yeah, I see. You didn't want to speak about it because
Yeah, it wasn't hanging
I found like 70 mistakes, but at least that was my first one I guess
FUCK
I'm so bad at this!
Should I actually kinda wanna play this?
It's over, right?
Yeah, it's basically over.
I'm not I'm not I don't know
The number is like what's wrong with the board, he was saying?
Like is it not accurate to be able to play real chess?
Oh, it's too dark, I see.
What are you guys doing?
I'm gonna have to play chess.
This is awful.
Why is VD?
You wanna sleepie bye?
You wanna try to jump on? Be Martin?
Sure
What the fuck was that?
You hear that?
It's starting with a bunch of other chocolate like some fucking shit
Come on reset the board waiting for him
I don't need to have to. You see it there. Just think about it man. Just think about it.
Look at the bottom of the board there. Good luck. What the fuck is that? Good sportsmanship.
You shook his hand. Ah, blocked. Oh, I feel like this is about to get spicy. No, he's
He's better than me in chess.
I saw this
Well, can I show my flash or I'm gonna flash it
I don't want to add a bunch of props here, uh, girl.
That's in five, ending I don't know yet.
The thing is I just wanted to get spoiled, that's the problem, but if the boys are sticking
around like...
What are you saying?
Did you lose your boy?
He lost his queen.
I can't see, I can't see, I'm in the dark and I'm playing black.
I need food, where do I get food?
Where do I get my one phone call? We're gonna do that.
I
Might eat tonight for dinner shrimp tacos actually I think I'm just gonna do tacos keep it simple some rice and beans
Oh, you on rice though, so he just said it in chat. Oh man, maybe I just do go for the eel on rice. Oh now I'm torn
security job arc over no bro we worked with the cartel and I'm gonna find it
because I went to jail guys not a legit security job
well it's legit but you know what I mean like we're working for a criminal warlord
You just remembered somebody limb by limb for Mr. C, man.
Today's been a fun-ass stream though, holy fuck, I like the little ran-out, little mini-argued-ead
for Sunday, not a bad Sunday stream.
I know Jean Paul Martin are definitely staying on right chat fuck the phone was gonna kill
me if I get off.
I
Can my switch pee-pee down
You still cook ain't heard you whipping up something up in a while brother. I'm assuming 15 hours a day
Only 15 now only 15
That's for the dark heist isn't that soon?
I hope it's tomorrow.
Two minutes to the entry episode guys, you guys gotta stop saying it man, I wanna go
watch, it's gonna be a banger, holy fuck.
They've been clans for future arcs already?
Absolutely, yeah.
I'll message you.
I'll message you.
Hello.
You
You'll play your cop Cozo, I don't know
Is it actually good it's very good the show is very good at least I love it so
What are you going to get on Salo and see in the show?
I'm going to keep saying this.
Like what is, maybe don't spoil it, I'll just watch it.
There are six commissionary credits and six months off your sentence.
How do I get food?
That'll be right here, right?
What the hell do I get fooled?
The terminal where's the terminal on the wall? Oh
Whoa, oh my god, I have six dollars
Wait, jail is sick!
Well, that didn't...
Wow.
free meal? Oh, it just gave me a water.
Nice.
How y'all doing, how y'all doing, who on?
go
I
Was it that was it that one's there are you quit I already did
I got to get food in shape I can't lie. I'm good. I'm gonna start
Let's go!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Come this way!
Come this way!
I'm gonna die
Guys I need food I need food, please
I'm about to pass out somebody help me
Morning up food
No, I'm trying to work for some but I'm gonna pass out. What is this abuse? What is this abuse?
I can't buy it.
Checked water, I'm not gonna phone, Cuzzo.
Pick up a broom at the laundry room.
I'm fucking done with my clients already, I'm not gonna do that shit.
Sweep trash around prison, oh my god.
Fucking dog shit chicken.
Okay, that's it, that's it. Ah, I'm not allowed to do it.
oh right here you don't have money you gotta go work a job you gotta go work a
job
where's our house over here the job or brother how am i supposed to work a job
but i'm the hunger is like if i'm about to fucking die i'm starving i need to work
to perform oh wait there's three meals there's three meals i forgot that clean
it what's up it's all you get brother it's jail
There you have it.
You need one chip!
He's losing it.
Alright, it really goes.
Absolutely really goes.
I don't know where I have no idea.
Alright, come here for the job.
Come here.
I think we learned a lot of things.
I forgot to get out from top right
Then here
That fucking hate jail
I will never ever go to jail ever again I
I will never shoot a cop ever again like while jail is working actually
Kind of give me the prime brother
Now you guys couple of serving empty comfort seminars the SMR everybody you don't have to watch
Like you just click X to stream. You just X out bitch
Sorry, I was drinking my coffee
six dollars a game like
I
The fuck is on dog fucking 15 dollars man
Yeah, what the fuck?
I think I'm gonna go get some water.
Jail's crazy, Caw.
The sound is crazier, I think.
Oh $11 I can get a hot dog nice there we go much better
We're gonna get my one phone call oh shit oh shit
Alright, let's get the fuck out of here.
Oh, shit.
No.
I don't have a single number.
I don't know who to call.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Hey, Cash?
A cash?
No presentation. Cool.
Let me out of here!
I'm Paul Martin.
I'm Paul Martin.
Martin Jean-Paul Jean-Paul Martin Jean-Paul.
I like five bucks oh, yeah, oh, yeah get swore motherfucker
I'm gonna build some muzzle doing this here right hell yeah boy get swole motherfucker
I
Was up my performance in that foot pursuit yo
Nothing help them a man
What do you what you mean? They didn't catch me
And why you here boy?
Cuz I want you I thought you guys would be crying without me
Yeah, we would miss you
I
Was the build muscle can't eat some fucking food yo
Also low keto yeah, I'm out with it. You're good. I
Had said it for about eight minutes to get the fuck out the block was really everything on the phone
And it is video with the nobody but listen
You know
Also, also the car smoking I think a single bullet in the engine it blows the fuck up it be kept on fire
Yeah, man, it's pretty much what happened. Yeah, let's start shooting the cars of our job on the bullet and the car went out
by the way, don't touch the company account, I dropped all my money into it, I dropped
all of it and they had to do it so that I was smart as fuck
dumps all my funds in something as soon as I am
boom
whenever you can catch me fucking dead playing a fucking
Bill Hellman
I
Get my food order in and I'm gonna take a shower
I think I'm gonna watch lanterns guys like I'm getting like FOMO like
Not being able to watch the show right now even though I'm gonna get FOMO not hanging out with the boys
I mean I just come off stream and just hang out with the boys after
Chimica
I didn't go nowhere. Yeah, but like the imagine being so invested in a show that I read one fucking idiot dumb fucking
Hey, watcher and chat comes and spoils it. Yeah, I mean it's happened so many times you have no idea
Like you guys have no idea the amount of things about spoils, right?
The entrance is good, haven't started it, really good territory, you won't be watching
it brother, it's really really good.
The extra is needed for the 10 gifties man.
R.P. watching me in jail?
Fuck no dude.
Guys, it's Sunday as well you know what I mean?
Like a little 7 and a half hour stream for a Sunday I think is good, you know?
I'll see you boys when I'm out of jail, alright?
I'll give you all a call.
Ooh, what the hell?
It's like a hotel in this bitch
It's a nice ass jail
Oh, yeah, I love jail
You kicks you tonight
Uh, we'll see we'll see if the boys are still around guys. I need to go watch lanterns
I ordered some food. I want to share before I watch it though guys really really good stream. I mean
We don't stream on Sundays ever to get a little seven and a half hour stream on a Sunday is the devil my books
I'm gonna go watch
Lanterns and I'm gonna be a tomorrow back baby. Hopefully get a little dm panel in get a couple of the updates
I mean we're trying to push it in you have a fucking banger ass week
all right
I appreciate y'all guys thank you guys for the follow subs resubs everything that's for children and fucking hanging out man
All right tomorrow we got the next episode for the YouTube series coming out it's gonna be a great week. I'm excited
Much love to everybody much love to everyone and I will see you guys tomorrow. Goodbye
I know it's true, I know it's true, I know it's true
Going up in flames, burning deep inside I don't think I could ever change
Maybe one day, but for now I got nothing to gain
Love my mother dead, but she know we are not the same
Black skies, blue bills, my eyes turning red
Purple songs and crusts dead, I can't hear just yet
Yellow looking orange, I'm probably high on these meds
Strange things are happening, I swear that's the best
Most things that got it out for me I never met
can't think of nothing else but counting up the dead
lost so many angels only heaven knows what's next
things go through me now my niggas got me stressed
if this move get made we should push out to courbet
head above these waters and ice below the neck
real shit been going down and shit I can't forget
two one three add that up and tell me what you get
twist the six I'm plotting every chance that I get
phantom out of Craven must be haunted in here
jumping out of body with a skellycard in here
All she want is Japanese skincare
And she want that Iceman to sleep here
I can sleep without a fucking heater in here
Does your baby daddy got a keyset in here?
If he does, I probably gotta leave you here
Chrome Bella like John Cena in here
I bet that you're getting a procedure to share
Bring it to my crib, it's a cathedral in here
Dancing in my kitchen