you
Would I ever feel the same I want to love again like a prison? No!
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well, would you look here?
Is that a degenerate chat?
Yes it is.
Why are you saying Spain haha?
I'm here for England bro, I'm here for England.
I want to love again!
Well, well, well.
Have you seen the news?
Have you seen the news? Yes or no?
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Ah-ha-ha!
Are you ready for the news? I'll show it to you.
I'll show it to you.
LCS? No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. Wait.
Here it is. Boom.
The shy returns to Invictus Gaming.
The shy returns to Invictus Gaming back to IG in the Nirvana group.
They're in the lower group of the LPL.
The work they're going to have to do to get to Worlds is ridiculous.
He's literally gonna save them
Is rookie joining too, I don't know who I don't know if he's joining. I don't even know who's on IG
I'm gonna keep your buck. I'm gonna keep your buck. I don't even know who's on IG. Hold on a minute
They were cooked it's all right work it work it
Who the fuck is Renard
Is Jackie good?
Is it Jackie good?
How's Mako been?
Are they going to sign some new players?
Play the song.
I'm not going to play the song.
It's so cringe.
myself do it I can't do it it's crazy this video it's crazy this video has one
point one million views what the fuck what the fuck yo that's all kind of bang
Hey! Hey yo! Play it.
If he's in, he eaves directly into the wall. He fails his eave directly into the wall.
Throws his Q to the gas, his time is up.
I wish I could play that.
Bro, what am I watching? What am I watching?
Why did I do this? Why did I do this?
Why'd I do this?
So you know I'm going to get a character that's going to listen to me
We'll still see if you reach me, baby
Classic
Shies back, knees back
Smoke the powders
The whole pack of blood
More wave bang, you can't slap
The bang
Smoke smoking, all night
Oh, the balance robbing
I don't care for the sound like Starsgate
G2 will preach you, send to the GP
If it's a parlay, go for the smoke
I don't want to talk about something like a margin theory
What's the whole scheme, come face it
Dust food on a top-light table
Never KKT, that's a fable, stop the fable, and they'll flash like KKT
So when I flash like DC, give it a chance, make problems
DC, KB, cancel him, so he can't get C
In pieces, some more forms, then KV score, when it seems so free
That's Patrick, Squidward fell to excel like Patrick
Ooh, one more wave with the tactic, one V1, it's top one
One like Maverick
Most energy, IG in abundance, verse and more, leave one in a dungeon
Jungle, 2v1, any dungeon, they're allergic to elves like healer reduction
Season 8, the great, not top one
Bro, straight fire all these bars, straight fire
If you actually read the bar, it's complete fire. It's ridiculous.
Okay, that's enough of that, that's enough of that.
That's enough of that!
Oh my god.
Official, the spy is back. What Sabrina Carpenter sounds like to girls.
In the A-min world's title this year we reclaim it
The shadow is back
The-
What the fuck is this?
What are we tweeting?
What are we tweeting at this point?
Let's be honest.
What are we tweeting at this point?
Dope is good, good noooook!
You're the song kind of bangs!
You're the best rapper I've ever heard.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What else the shy's back bomb
What else
MSI draw show yeah, the MSI draw has been done the MSI draw has been done. I don't know when they did it I
Don't when they oh, yeah, I have the else. Okay. Watch what he went
G2 will play against top e-sports
That's locked, by the way. G2 Topi Sports is round one, based on seeding.
Round one for play-ins are KC vs. Deep Cross Gaming, T1 vs. Team Liquid.
That's round one. I think the G2 vs. Test is locked if T1 win the play-ins.
Right?
Yeah. Oh my god Chad look at this tournament, look at it, look at this
tournament. Are you not entertained already bro? Like what kind of fucking
madness are we gonna get? Seriously?
What kind of madness are we gonna get? Absolute Armageddon. It's out of
control. So they fixed the schedule now so it's basically either two BO5s today
or one BO5 already. Two, two, one, one, two, two, two, one, one, one, two, one, one, one, one.
You smell me? Where is LR? LRs, LRs. We'll see.
All right, the MSI video is being released in two days. Two days, I think the MSI video is out.
My PC frozen!
Kato's neighbor is offline bro, what is this link?
Hell of a day for 40 year old Cape Verde Keeper Wozina.
Prevented 1.78 goals, 5th minute match, earned Cape Verde's first ever world championship point.
All this goalkeeper to ever keep a clean sheet.
He also went from 45.000 Instagram followers to 2 million in 2 hours.
really really what do you do he was just trying or what on the sir on the
on the saves yo yes 5 million now I didn't see Spain play those are the good
game
a very warm welcome to one of the great stadiums in the world's sporty Mercedes Benz
I think we need to keep it muted because that's what YMCA is it.
I think.
That's what YMCA is it.
Did he make some crazy saves?
Why didn't Lamina Yamel score a goal?
I thought it was faker.
Okay, I don't want to DMCA the vote.
La Minhia Mal is injured.
Really? So he can't play or what?
What injured him?
He was subbed in on the 70th minute.
What's he injured by?
Harry Kane seems to have been a victim of the crime.
What are we linking?
England's national team events containing match, clets and training equipment were stolen.
What are you linking?
What is wrong with you?
Last couple of links.
Okay, I'm not adding that.
LCK production drops another banger.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, okay.
They don't know Malfide is the most OP bot lane pick.
Baal's and Rekkles fishing together.
Nemesis and Velia going to Korea.
Most kills ever.
Faker, 531.
Jesus. No, this can't be ever.
Oh, an MSI.
Caps 381 though.
Thank you, Fall.
As we're all aware of the red man curse on League teams, he is also spread CS2.
I remember his saying he's gonna support Navi and Mongols today both eliminated.
I did say that. I wanted Navi and Mongols to win the Major and they both got knocked out yesterday.
SHIT. Oh my god.
But I said this weeks ago. Bro, Navi and Mongols are cool as fuck. How do they get knocked out? Are we serious?
How are we getting knocked out by G2 Esports? Are you for real?
Sorry, excuse me.
Thanks to you, we were reporting with issue of penalty for recently sabotaging your team.
Bro, I know I knew I was being sabotaged.
I knew I was being sabotaged.
What do you want, my 11 LP master?
Oh my god.
I knew I was being sabotaged.
What else?
new fof game is out g2e sports going to
korea oh my god that with a max logo
it's pretty big holy fuck was that
always there jesus going to korea where's
perks wasn't perks with them
yeah I like I like I like the style I
like the style the homies are ready
Spain's Miquel Oyar Zabal is the first player on record since 1966 to play the first two
minutes of FIFA World Cup without touching the ball once.
Wait, how do you not touch the ball once?
Like really?
Did no one want to pass them or what?
That's bad. Instantly trade.
And this wonderful tries to come in.
Oh, that's good.
There's the follow up.
Wonderful's been given a bomb plot.
There's no nearly yet, but he's got great timing for that fight, son.
Pius dead.
And now a 1v1, the fate of Navi on this map, in the hands of wonderful.
And he's up for the test.
Wonderful is so good by the way
He was smurfing yesterday. He was smurfing
I know they lost but he was smurfing
Nice route, no fashion effort by the way if you want to play this
Do you want to watch this?
Really?
Nice route, no flash on effort by the way, if not a play this, if not a play this, no
flash on the play.
Fight him.
Well there was some shade.
That was a bit late.
What you're down to DK is effort for fighting well there are a way more some shit
There was a bit late. Oh, yeah, Shane CC
Nice shockwave nice shockwave
Spin lucid spin
Big or not. Why are you going in? Oh because you're gonna kill that the hate watchers
Good morning! Good morning, everyone!
Yeah! Yeah!
Alright, Efra cut a legendary stinker in this game.
What is that?
I thought this was a rivalry.
This is looking like a charity.
What do you mean DK slash K to hate watchers?
Katie setting us up for the most unbelievable the most miraculous reverse
not at the shuttle that had this no how does he know
there it is on to the ocean get the wild growth as well as he's not quite able
to get the point off before the let's see now he's angry it's okay
they didn't find the drake but they found the fight lucid still in trouble though
Well, the game 3 was on middle. Game 4 was through a bad one.
Game 5 was pretty bad too. But game 4 was through a really bad one.
How nice would it have been to see DK at MSI? Chills.
Flash out, it's ok. You can win this.
Off, off.
Yeah.
Literal chills.
Yeah!
Hi, how are you?
Why does my hair look like that?
Look at it, what the fuck?
What happened?
That was only last week. How is it like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be set up already cuz...
...the contact.
If Katie wins this game, I'll adopt a unicorn.
They bought us 7.
I took my med, they're gonna get Baron, I'm gonna get Elder, my soul, and they're gonna end the game.
And nothing, absolutely nothing will go wrong.
Yo, what happened there?
What happened there?
Should I show my cast?
They let...
Showdown this angle, but Showmaker dances in there, it is going to be the Elder secured.
They take down the Aurora as well, it's cause...
Down to the GA, Smash is gigantic, Biddy gets over the wall and now she...
That's just a-
SPACHAAAAAAAA
SPACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spachaaaayyyyyyyyyy
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Spacak is not gonna get anything
Why are we watching this?
That all the Hunts don't come down
Lucid will present a-
NEEEEE
NEE
Still Elder Dragons, by the way
And that is gonna be beating and utilizing
to take down one of the-
Fights into an Elder Dragon
Lol
I wonder how that'll go
He's going to die
No more fights available for Casey
But she was held by a killer go
The showmaker
I don't think he'll get to a fight
and self-me-try to kill us
smash pulls back the feathers once again hit hit another order one-half yeah come on
no passive no flash no passive no flash
second on the grim deliverance is there's the nature's grass as he throws
down the ulti. oh shiwho are so fed this game. why are we
watching this? as a nature is passing us again.
Knock up dead.
Poppy is so OP.
It is so broken.
Okay, someone needs to have a talk with her here.
It can be me. It can be me.
It can be me.
And Korea is trying to sell the whole device he will be able to use it for the rest of his life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Unicorns are real! Unicorns are real!
100K hate watchers all year to be disappointed. Would you believe it?
More sad ladies, yeah? Jassy Whoop?
He's going to toy around like a rat all of these...
T-Shown Maker!
The old T from ShowMaker gets him into the back lane, he tastes down there, man!
But they're still on the air for once again!
From KT, as fast as he can in the sky, and they're taking off the rest!
Oh my god, KT! You just held a flip!
Low-cost 40-development section, we are for EB major section 40-D minor.
So what?
You're trying to believe, and it's not gonna work, and he just breaks it all, god!
You've got KT's purchase stuff already celebrating!
The reverse sweep will bring KT!
Okay, what the fuck is that ending? That's it. That's it. You just clip it all and then just put low at the end.
Mizzix.
to knowing feeling can make you fall from the dreamy skies
my zigs my zigs Sally's getting ready for Korea Sally's getting ready for Korea be
where be where read the patch notes what patch notes are they out is there
patch notes do you see that this the shy is back I did he called me last night he
said yo there's gonna be an instant I'm gonna I'm gonna be returning to the team
we are back it's what he said to me he said me we are back he did say that he
did say that all right we need to make sure we're in good form for Korea maybe
We will play a bit of CS today as well.
I've been playing too much CS. I'm addicted.
I'm addicted to CS.
Chat, people said Fierce Defendant. I don't have anyone to play with. I don't have anyone to play with.
I wanna play with Moxie. Connors away.
That's it. That's my friend group.
I don't know what you're asking.
I could ask Baos, but Baos doesn't like playing any of these non-legal legends.
Ehh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, why are we playing? Why is there two mages in bot?
Is that the methanel?
Double mage spots.
7 CS in the first wave, that's just sparky things right there.
Maybe I should just play mages only because they're basically mid laners and I'm a challenger mid laner.
Is that the plan here?
What is that way skin like what is that like my eyes are bleeding?
Oh, I'm so fucking locked in you wouldn't believe it right now
Yeah, come on, Thresh!
My goatee!
Okay, Thresh is not very good at dodging skill shots.
Get that minion.
Dankathrash, wait, we're locked?
Yeah, I don't even kill him.
what
Is this a joke?
has been slain
i'm fucking angry
and i'm a fucking rent suck it
But now I'm on HP, aren't I?
Listen, if they freeze bot, then I'm sad, okay?
Just know that.
I mean, my ZS is...
past max will hear then
yeah
boom
my ziggs
you should go oblivion orb you should fucking go fucking fuck you fuck oh my god my wave who did that
who did this to my wave who did that
Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna need some LPs here.
No, come on. You can't miss that. Are you for real?
I set that up perfectly for you. I'm actually angry. I'm angry.
I'm angry
Ho ho ho my six haha you come on my six wait a minute
Yeah, yeah, fuck get it buddy. I'm so broken
Are you fucking serious what did he just do
Boom!
Ha ha!
What are you building, Zekez?
I would say I'm playing pretty good. Don't hate.
RIGHT NOW!
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bomb.
Yeah!
We fight this, no?
No.
How broken is Seraka by the way?
No, I base TP and we cook their ass.
Swinging!
Sprocket's welled back.
Can you fucking hook them?
My ziggs he don't miss
Nice, sir!
I'm getting ziggie with it!
Da da da da da da da!
What?
Guys, I will carry! I'm the carry! Me! My ziggs!
Vlas! He's not dead.
Oh, put on the Mertzava!
Flay, flay, flay, flay!
Where's my where's my where's my play with oh yeah Sally's locked
Are VK gonna put you on the roster?
I hope so.
Well, I fucking hope so.
Should I be grouping?
Nah, I'm gonna keep split pushing on Ziggs, that makes sense.
I don't know.
I'm kind of flying.
I'm coming watch this you're about to see some fucking damage right now you're
or a bad assi some fucking damage
Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me.
What?
I don't know why I went that way.
I don't know what I'm building, I'm going to go Shadowflame I guess or?
Or should I go chovy belt?
damage.
He can sense my damage.
He can sense it.
BOMB BAAA
SHIT
BOOM
WHAAAA
kill him
What the fuck
Yeah, play
Yo yo yo yo yo I'm coming
Wait for me, wait for me, wait for me.
Oh my god.
BOOM!
Oh
My bomba
You have
Cook that bitch
I want the W that tower.
leave me alone
My bad.
Yo, this music's making me tweak it.
This music's making me twink!
I want the mid tower I want the mid tower this sounds like alien invasion music
We should probably buy some healing reduction
Bad fight. Oh my god.
Hohoho!
My one shot! My one shot!
Help!
BOOM!
What?
haha I can see why APA first picks a
Shampooed, yeah!
My zigs!
BOOM!
I'm coming!
Wait!
Calculating!
Three, two, one!
BOOM!
Oh from the top rope but say yeah
What I peace I peace I peace I peace
He don't miss, he don't miss.
He don't miss. Look at my items, look at this, ready? Boom! Absolute mega bomb already.
My auto attacks what the fuck
I need to stop dying.
Hi, you need to stop dying. Sucker?
Oh my god, I play Hui. Look at me.
I'm an artist. Whatch! Rolled by my Ziggs idiot.
Hui OTPs. Cringe.
I'm an artist, I play Hoey!
I'm gonna make a painting of you!
Why?
What's he gonna do? Paint?
I will intend!
Gigabomba!
Gigabomba ready?
Just make the call, and it's there.
Where'd that farm go?
Oh, here it comes.
No!
Oh, he's back.
Yeow!
Boom.
you in from Sally 6 6 9 first game 6 6 9 my ziggs my ziggs check the damage
Okay, I'll check the damage graph. BOOM!
I told you! I told you!
Ziggs 7.
Alright, what else?
What the fuck, that Q-pop was quick.
You can open up a FIFA card.
Let's play as guest.
It's about to leak my IP or what?
More packs!
Saud Abdul Hamid
Leandro Trousad
Livano Comenencia
Matthew Ryan
and Cann
What the fuck is that?
That's it?
More packs!
Get a free pack, bum.
This is trash!
you
I have a kibre bug.
One more time, one more time, one more time.
One more time.
Minions has one more time
Oh, yes, we have never been so back.
Why play 80 carry when you can play majors?
I feel like the song is good in the chorus and then it just what are we doing
Why did my passive proc so hard on him?
I don't get it.
Now call me crazy.
But I think my support might be dog shit.
Vass!
Chow what he builds first on Mel?
It sounds like she's saying fuck her face or you just mean.
Concerned about well
Okay, I base, I buy Ludens, and then we fuck, right?
I feel like my support is inting.
It sounds like she doesn't sound like she's doing poker face, sound like something else.
Am I crazy?
You can roam by the way.
I feel like you're inting.
It was good to miss everything there, it was really good to do that because then he dies
later also was it just mirror she just
really thank you there what
oh she has vision in the bush what is
understandable so what he built first
dead fire black fire touch or a loon's
Echo which one is this Ed Sheeran who sing this someone says this is the LR song
This is the LR song? What do you mean? Share the bed?
From where's the counter play?
Yo, Zara Larsen not gonna lie, not that anymore.
Next.
Okay, I fuck with it.
What?
Yo, this E button is like, it's so weird.
I played that a little bit before, not much so.
This champ is pretty easy I think.
I'm just a passenger in the game. I'm playing wave clear.
Like what is my role in this game other than to fucking play Bluins Tower defense in bot lane?
What is my roll this game?
I failed my reflect.
Do you go Shadow Flame next? No, I go Rocket Belt.
Show me belt!
Why not? Why not?
What do I do when the 5-0 Olaf right-picks me? Anyone know? Ask me for a friend.
I think I should just take the tower and get the fuck out Thor
And like help the team.
My champ is ridiculous by the way.
Like what on earth is that?
Why am I playing any carries when I can just do this?
I don't know why I bought a Finnish Codex, I have no idea.
I just took Arphys HP!
The problem is I'm 30 years old so that might be an issue.
the Ludens cancels basically
Yeah
Justin
Why don't I buy a risk? Why did I buy a fucking Finnish codex?
Hmm
I guess I could go quit bloom. It's not bad. I kind of want to rubber dons though. I'm
coming for you. I'm coming for you.
show your horizon focus you think
it's aaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
clap clap clap
Make my life complete.
Why is Gageo playing that cringe champ?
shut your bitch ass up
Did he?
Ha ha!
I'm out of here, by the way.
BASMAKS TO DUNNN BASMAKS TO DUNNNN
HA HA
My baron
I don't know if I'm fucking with Britney right now
I'm not sure if I'm fucking with Britney right now
This is like, this is like, I don't know, maybe next, it's the next angle, it might be the next angle, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What else is getting in the way?
Daddy is dying.
Did he die to this combo?
Why am I in here? I'm gonna do a backslap!
Yo, fucking skate, bring me! I said that!
I'm tilted.
I can't listen to Katy Perry has Katy in it.
I'm throwing I'm throwing I I I I I I need my I need the homies around me
I can't go solo you're throwing
Yeah, this game is so
I'm good.
Get out!
What?!
Ah!
I feel like
I will ask him to one shot me.
the game's done. Shrobs. Run rats run!
Now my top laner is a pig and we're fighting 3v5
Bro, these fights are impossible.
Why are you ulting early?
So I can make it so the Olax can't fight!
Like in Wukong, just stop being Captain Jack Sparrow and fucking teamfight!
I was going to leave, but you'll show them one.
Thank you for watching!
you
My thing's green. That's actually insane.
That's insane for practice. Like literally. They shouldn't take that opportunity lightly,
That's fucking massive
What else
Uh, uh, there's sunshine in my pocket, got that good song in my head, can't stop that.
Can't stop the feeling.
Oh my god, wait, it's fucking Linkin Park.
No, it's not.
No, it's Green Day.
I walk you
Boulevard of broken dreams
BOOM
Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun
Uh
Poppy?
Alright, let's put it to the test. If you play Majors, apparently you win. If you play AD carries, does that mean that you lose?
Play Striker Ezreal?
Oh, I saw this through.
That was good.
Fuck, maybe I need to get into some, um...
Bro, I could have picked a mage again, be able to say.
you
Oh, I was muted.
I have Poppy support against fucking SmulderLilu.
Are you kidding?
How do we win this game?
What's the plan team?
I should have played a mage again.
I should have played mage as every game.
I could have just picked Mel again.
My team comp is ass.
Okay, I'm down to fight for the death.
They did not press heal?
They did? Okay so she's just...
Okay bro this puppy's mentally ill.
This music doesn't sit.
This is illness bottling. We need some music to the appropriate to the illness bottling.
There's another smoking bar in Archaeology.
Fire!
That's gonna lose gas!
Fire!
It's me!
Hup!
It's me!
That's where you run to my family.
To see my father.
They died to air or what?
are you for real like bro are you ghosting or what you're ghosting so hard bro stop
Oh, please.
Nah, you're a joke. You're a joke. Fuck off.
nice level 2 smolder this roam mid and got a kill
I can blink and still not miss.
I rarely know what I'm looking for, but I always
Hmm
Training to eat in Korea, I'm not trained to eat. I'm training to climb the ladder
Well Chet she had her picks on me, she had her picks, she had her picks on me, so if
she queues I'm in for that, so I have to pre-barrier the picks duration.
Four?
Please Fleece, please Fleece, please Fleece, please Fleece, Halt Range Creeps, don't go
going to tower.
Smolder!
Where you at, little pup?
Am I boosted?
Smolder, I'm sorry, okay?
Not sorry! Ha ha, suck it!
of
the
someone in chat says when did s real w change? what? what do you mean when did s real w change?
are you high?
I don't know what to do with him.
always open to new ideas my new ideas
of
Z? Oh, you're dead.
Marble!
What have I been saying?
I'm in.
An enemy has been slain.
Wa! Wa! Wa! Wa!
I'm going to replace CS, ooh, this chat wants to see some Sephardi 12 on the CS.
to the bank of annihilation.
Am I a pig?
I hope that wasn't a World Heritage site.
You are so reported by the way.
You are so reported.
You are so reported, Mr. Smulder.
Did they nerf the gluttonous greaves?
Is it a bad purchase?
Or what?
They're Aston?
They're Aston? Okay, nice, so I'm fooling around.
I'm I being things
When I was low HP
Actually the Omniband is pretty nice.
ok
2 of these good gnooooooooooooooooooo
Why is that victor shell tanky though?
good job puppy I'm being a little bit of a greedy rat
what was I being greedy for there even actually there's not even like a big
item I can get there it's just stupid
I'm coming
Oh, I hit the minion clubs.
That guy is completely one shot.
Bro, I'm sorry, I messed with here.
Some of these supports are actual bots.
Like that guy has to be a bot or what.
The team has destroyed turret.
GG!
Not bad! Not bad Poppy! Not bad! I like it! I like it! I like it Poppy! I like it! I like what you've got! I like what you're doing! I like the way you're playing!
I like the way he's playing, I like the way he's clicking, I like the way he's moving.
Ah, let's actually talk about it.
LCS Spring 2026 viewership all time low.
As a European, I can't believe I used to stay up late on Sunday nights to watch bangers
like TSM, CLG, Good Old Times.
Bro, this thread has 900 comments almost.
That's fucking crazy for a Reddit thread in 2026.
There's nine in comments on like a T1 post match thread win or a fucking giga hate watch
Like LCS finals at 650 T1 Gen G at 1.4. Okay, I guess it's not that close
There's a lot of comments. A lot of people are saying their opinions
How bad would it have to get to pull the plug that's the only thing that matters
I hope they don't make any drastic changes. They've generally backfired and hurt you a ship more
Just keep a steady quality product for two three years.
I don't know if people are saying Cage will kill the LCS bro.
I think I've streamed like five days of LCS in the last three years.
But I guess it's enough to make a video on it probably.
Oh so if I streamed, oh so I see.
So if I don't stream it, I'm killing it.
And if I do stream it, I'm killing it because I'm taking away from it.
is that is that is that the argument here okay nice so I may so just fucking nuke the stream just nuke it
just nuke the stream but wasn't jinxie streaming the files how the fuck is it an all-time load of
jinxies there was he like was he enjoying it no yes no
Yeah, I think there's a lot of reasons why the LCS is tanked.
LCS production has been peaked for a while, I agree.
LCS production has been great.
The production value and the quality of the actual live broadcast is very high, I think.
It's actually top tier.
I mean, I can only speak from a fan experience.
I used to watch CLGTSM late night all the time. I used to fucking... I used to watch the shit out of it.
Nowadays, I don't watch LCS. I mean, I watch LCK and LEC because I feel like I enjoy watching it.
I don't really get that enjoyment out of watching LCS because I don't really feel like there's anyone that I can...
That I'm hyped to watch. I'm not gonna lie. I don't think there's anyone that I'm excited to see play.
Maybe inspired.
That's kind of it
No one really excites me to watch them
And then you see I think there's like multiple players on loads of different teams or on the LCK
There's loads of players on teams whose
Stories and stuff are really interesting to watch but in in in the LCS. I think that there's
Yeah
Like I remember when LS joined the LCS and he was coaching
The level of interest in C9 went through the roof, it was, that was like full chills.
It was complete cinema. It's like a massive personality in the coaching space, putting his theories of the game on paper.
Like LCS was so fucking peak, I always used to watch the LCS when, last time I used to watch the LCS lot was when, was when LS was doing some crazy shit.
But it only lasted a couple of weeks.
There was a good turnout for the finals, there was a lot of people at the LAN event, which
I think is good.
That's like a good thing to be happy about.
I don't know, how do you fix LCS?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I just don't care enough about a bajillion imports and no personality joining the league
for a year competing so you can get fisted internationally.
Yeah, fine.
about it. Almost like an import league, the changes format schedule in its name constantly
will fail to find a stable North American who would have thought. Underrated reason fan
base grew up. Wait, what a barrier, I should have gone cleanse. Underrated reason fan base
grew up. I know for me the only thing that was watching was sneaky media's double it
faults or LS faults and now that's kind of tapering off. I never understood people who
said they lived in the neighborhood watch other leagues until I had nothing to cheer
for here. I watch UNLCK every week and have watched any NA games. I use the cancer plans,
host watch parties and yep to my wife about weekend games I don't know what's so different
the products that. Yeah it's something about it just feels a bit... just feels a bit empty
for me as a as a fan a bit dull something just feels a bit stale I don't know I don't know what it is
maybe someone can find the secret formula to like bring the hype back but for me it's just
There's no players or teams that really like peak my interests
I think there's a lot of people that enjoy watching the LCS though, which is good shout out to the people who enjoyed
Maybe you've got a player or a team that you look up to or you enjoy watching and you like their story
Maybe I should have gone ghost in this game.
I
Fuck was dead
Hmm, what's the plan here?
I feel like my Thresh is not really...
Hmm.
Yeah, we got about the LCS after the game.
Sorry, Ash.
At least the rel... I think he's quite small for this rel to be honest.
I kind of wish my trash would click up a bit like he has no Q
Okay, well, I should definitely be not beside it.
what I built? I could have just W'd him and flashed out
oh I feel like this guy is kind of border
Jinx flashed there?
Did that collapse here?
The role between woman and woman blurs.
The shy is back?
I do know that.
We can roll them in a fight, but you should not be scared at all.
I will front-run if I have to.
I think there's a Master Yi here.
Well, E was top, thank you.
3 is criminal for assault.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, thank God.
You're not misfated, nicely.
Oh, no.
of
Well, well, got my shutdown, not bad.
There is a yee-bot.
I lived!
Let's go!
He must have flashed the Wally.
I feel like, actually, Barrier I guess saved me there, but I kind of want to play with
Ghosts next time I see Ash.
The difference between victory and loss.
Permission to engage.
Srel has a bug on her where she has E, like the vision thing on her head all the time.
Always Q.
What? I got assist with my E or what?
It's real, that's flashed.
Oh my god, what is the Q range on Master Yi?
Oh, do I build PD second?
Now the reason I flashed was because I wanted to flash the rail queue so I could keep hitting
because she's no flash, but maybe I'm stupid.
Oh well, we're fissing them bot and we're gonna probably win through my jungler, which
is nice. He's level 7? What the fuck?
I will report my trash after the game.
Why is he, why is he, why is he, why is he, the banding me?
What do you mean stop projecting?
Why are you running into a volibear, watch out.
What the fuck, Halo Blade's Crit-Fi?
Who does that?
Why did I just take two tower shots nice to get?
Okay, I thought I'd see that.
Well, well, he did kill me motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker.
I think if you get hit by a Mbessa ult in 20-26 you're actually reported.
I don't think he got us.
We can kill this Wallybear if you just don't fucking give him Ws. I've seen this Wallybear champ too much.
Nice, I ran all the way up to gank the volleybear, and now I'm gonna get my wave soul.
Alright, I'm just gonna fucking...
Okay, now is the stage of the game that I hate playing in Ikari, because now all I have
to do is just push waves and jack off.
Now don't get me wrong, the second one I don't mind too much, but the first one is
kinda, is that it?
Fuck my life, sideways.
If anyone is shagged at it by an arrow, I am not liable.
it's crazy how much he fucking pops me I guess I should flash earlier but I should
definitely flash earlier
right the second game in a row I play versus well I feel like this champ just
lands on your head and you get sucked into in fucking infinity
What are you going to play in Korea? I'm going to play mid in Korea. I'm just playing
gary because it's fun well it's either really fun or it's really depressing
I'm going to Korea this week.
What?
How long is that fucking spear?
What?
How did I get stunned?
What?
Do you see that range? How am I stunned, dear? Are you kidding? I actually get stunned, dear?
Nah, I'm for real. I'm inting. I'm inting. I'm inting.
You were 4, 1, 6 minutes ago. I know. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Wait, I need to calm me down.
It's still like they have stupid jumps, you know what I mean?
Me, press R. Uga, buga, you die, lul.
You put on some chill music, you roam around the map, goodbye.
Good job team.
Don't standing, don't standing, don't standing, shut up, don't standing, shut up.
How is my vi 16-0 full crit?
Is that, is that a, is that a, is that someone I know?
Is that like a Swedish man who plays top lane,
who just had played in the jungle on stream
listening to the moon flag on a shooter?
like they're not just on me they're like in me on me on top of me bro they're
fucking like what
Come here and battle 3, 2, 1, and battle BOOM!
Haha nice ulti!
20-26, lol.
Another win for Sally!
I don't know when for salee climbing the ladders like a fucking rocket ship. I might be challenger by the end of today
Is your flash key broken
No, but your keyboard will be when I fucking click ban and you can't type no more buddy boy buddy boy
Maybe I just got unlucky last time. Maybe maybe last time I played we go we we we we got unlucky. Maybe we're gonna lucky
Change your mind!
Alright, what else?
What else?
Don't play Senna and we're good.
Did they nerf it yet? The patch isn't out yet, right? So, we're good.
Senna is still broken, or?
Senna is still broken right?
You're wrong when it's right.
Are there pro games soon?
Not that I know of.
I don't think there's any pro games soon.
Did you see that T1's game starts at 5am?
I did see that.
But that's for EU though.
And I'll be in Korea.
So good luck waking up early little pups because I won't be have to I won't be have to
When does MSI start it starts on the 28th of Sunday no June the 28th of June is when it starts
So this is the MSI patch, Aphelios, Draven, Kaisa, Kindred, Blanc, Olaf, Poppy, Kiana,
Vex, Zahini, Buffs, Bard, Brand, Cassio, Xante, Rex, Iremble, Sena, Sion, Buffs, Nervs.
Imperial Mende, Buff, Doran's, Helm, God, Nervs.
We don't know the numbers yet.
Quickly dashing in the 720 shield.
And then one person defends it in a tweet, bros pointing at a full build Riven Lemal.
Huge Riven simp.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!
Oh my god, I thought those tweets almost got me banned.
What!
I should never do that.
That was a mistake.
I
Oh my god
I didn't smile why am I not smiley kind of say
Megara's eyes you are a disgusting fucking stream sniper and you should be
ashamed. That is vile. You're a disgusting fucking hard-stocked freak
sniping little noob who goes for 20 League of Legends points over actual
gameplay and getting better. You're a sniping little snake and I hope you
stay stuck forever. That angers me. Can you tell that I'm mad?
I didn't smite, why am I not smiting?
I'm mad, I'm actually angry.
Okay, look at my team comp.
mell goes fucking crazy here or
mell my mell
chow what do you build on mell
I think I go with this right the only thing that's kind of bad for the mell
is that i'm against
malphite echo now that's gonna hurt
i think this game will go dead fire touch as well
how is this a good male game well i can reflect the blitzcrank hook and then
um...
yeah fuck you
that's why
la la
Need the perma-ban-senna?
Nah, I'll just fucking gap her in lane
You know me
nice nice
nice
I'm going to get into this sub ebay trolled by last game, nice.
Well, I'm playing Mel and he's fighting through death level 1, nice.
You can exploit it
Fuck me
Hmm.
Yeah, this game's gonna be art.
Well, I should have reflected the route.
I think I trolled that fight.
Okay, well, well, well, well, I think I need to hit more spells.
Should I go this one, chat?
I should, I think, right?
Or should I just go Ludens, fuck it?
I feel like I've heard this song too many times.
How is my Zipport dead again?
What does he even do this game?
Well, that's planned to even do this game though, for real.
Oh my god, I'm so boosted
Shut down.
I just thought reflecting Senna W.
like melee is all about just throwing your spells at them whether they hit or not that's
my feeling
She bald man, she bald as fuck.
Okay, well that was the worst pentagonal better.
What is happening?
I
Don't get your bitch ass get the fucking next song going get the next song going I want some I want some pace
I deserve everything I've attained, I know that.
I feel like my Pantheon support is the biggest bot I've ever seen in my life.
He's such a gigabot!
Tell him I don't type I don't type I don't type I don't type I don't type I don't type I just talk
Oh yeah, he's for sure filled. If he's main role, I'm Susan.
What is this play? Actually might work.
I shouldn't have Q'd, I should have ulted earlier. I would probably die but I should
just try and get the kill mmm what do I build trophy belt
What kind of fucking bot team plays this?
Please don't do it to me.
Why are you so annoying today, why are you so annoying, why are you so annoying, you're
so annoying, you're so fucking, like are you, like what kind of bronze ass dog shit brain
you have your rage-baiting out the fucking
It's insane
I come for the game.
Every male doesn't count a bitch, this is fucking shit actually.
Maybe this is fake.
Male kinda sucks, now male's gigabroakin.
For sure male's gigabroakin.
The only thing that sucks is my fucking jungle support pigs.
And me. My whole team is fucking trolling.
I have it, it's waste of time completely, no, no I won't run, I won't run, no, no, no,
not getting sucked into it, not getting sucked into it.
I could not play Malfide, I could not play Sylas with Ignite, with Conqueror, with my
feet and get fucking top lead, I could not do that, nope impossible.
I would definitely go down for this, yes.
We can win!
I'm sorry I've seen this side as with Malfight I'll three times and die three times
What's the plan?
Let's play a game.
Find the useful player.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, no one.
I lost the game.
I couldn't find the useful player, now what?
I can bait it.
Bro, what's the point in reflecting hook?
What's the point?
actually is pointless versus their champs. Reflect hook into an echo, one shot to me.
Reflect hook into a bit strength, knocked up in silence. Reflect hook into a fucking
malphite, ulted. This reflect is reflecting my fucking screen from colours to grey.
I feel pretty strong, but it doesn't matter.
Oh, that felt good. I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, we need to do this one more time, one more time.
Well, they don't really have Drake stacking.
Je-Louis, what the fuck is that?
What are they even writing in chat?
I'm gonna fucking crash out find the fucking human being four bots
Stop his base he's gonna recall. Are you fucking stupid
Yeah, I mean we tried.
We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end my support and jungle are not human.
That's Oofy Malfire, just end it quicker.
Well, I don't have any damage.
That was my 1k shot down right there.
I thought I could E, flash, auto, Q, ult, one pop, but I got one pop myself.
Welp, nice right here.
I would get a refund on the E-baby on this top.
Man, the Senna Champ is broken.
That Senna Champ is OP as fuck.
Well, you are sabotaging the game, and you are also sabotaging the game.
You just co-stream something already
What do you what is that? Is that is that is that a lamb? I'm just a co-streamer is that it is that it?
Nothing just put something on sit there and eat food. That's all we want to see from you
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you so much
double you
Nii weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Put the world cup on who's playing
chat when does England play I swear when the fuck is England playing in this
World Cup bro where why is everyone else playing but England isn't is it
because we're high was it because we're a high seed they played tomorrow that's
crazy I would say we're the high way I'm on a queue I would say that we're the
highest seed or
did friends play yet no right now they're leaving the high seeded teams for
later. Strangest. We're in.
bum. Chats, I'm not giving my daily golf. What do the league
players play? Like, holy shit, I'm not in a I don't play league.
I don't do this. But what do they do while they're in queue?
What do you do these days to leave player in queue?
Like what is there to do?
It's based on the group draw.
Bro, can you fucking?
I'm actually going to fucking snap.
I'm actually going to snap.
I'm actually gonna never finish him again. I'm on the brink of never touching this game
every animal i've
is this just rage bait or what?
BOOM!
Speedrunning.
Oh, from the top rope!
Top 82% not bad.
Bum speed running.
Oh, from the top rope!
Top 82% not bad.
Not bad.
because he's one HP and he really wants to get the kill but then he lives with
Sundered Sky proc and then Sundered just beams from 1k range
scuba when you're gonna play this I'm gonna play it when I find someone to
play it with I'm down to play it literally right now but I don't know
anyone who wants to play it that's like fun to hang out with
I don't see anyone.
They call me the man in the shadow.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, that's where you played it.
I've seen my share of stalemate, but this one ticked.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
So what we fucking for music? What we fucking for music on this fine Tuesday?
What are we feeling? What are we feeling for music?
What's like scratching our itchers, you know what I'm saying?
I can put a little bit of jungle music on.
I can put a little bit of rap on.
I kind of like old music. I started relighting jungle music though recently.
Well I had the first pick at carry and they had Jarvan, so I picked a champion with the
dash but now I'm playing with Rakan so maybe it's not going to be that good
yeah I don't know if Lucian Rakan is a lane
Well, he kind of missed the smoke up there, so that's important.
They're actually a barrier there
Well
I can still hear the song of the badlands.
Honestly, dash in.
Oh my god.
Don't we about to get jungle rolled?
What?
Like what the fuck? Huh? What?
What do you mean nice overstay what should I just leave the wave and just get fucking get fucked is that it?
Why is everyone inting? What is this, bro? Sometimes you just queue up AD Carry and the whole fucking, the whole fucking, like, the zoo's out, you know what I'm saying?
Like, what is this?
My shadows getting restless bro. I can't can you fucking help me push this way
I think we can fight though, you have flash, she has no flash.
I think I might have to just dash in and bait it.
No, don't flash W.
Don't, don't, don't.
Don't just raw flash W and please.
can't shoot your way to salvation but I still try
what is this game
does he know that nocturne's here or what? is he just that smart?
where did he see him? oh he showed
well they're not controlling
Why did he show?
Oh my god, their jungle mid are about to land on my head. I want to kill this guy though.
I think we need to be a bit careful though.
Could be on drake though.
Yeah, I think we should have sent it, we should have put it.
Alright, I got my Coffields Warhammer now.
Can I carry this game?
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
Top is feeding, mid is feeding, jungle is feeding.
I think Jarvan just throws all the spells on my head with full AD and I die.
And if that doesn't work then Mordekaiser flash holds me on the GG.
And if that doesn't work, Leblanc presses two buttons on the GG.
And if that doesn't work then they're probably misplayed.
And that's my life!
Okay, well, that's not bad at all, dude.
Okay, well...
What? It wasn't Q range or what?
Yeah, I don't know what to do. What do you do? What do I do? Tell me.
I feel like I'm winning my lane, kinda.
Do I just roam?
Is it time?
If I don't roam, the game is closed.
That's the reason why they used it.
I reckon he was coming.
Nice, who?
Alright, I got my Essence Reaver now, please don't cancel my base.
I don't really have a ranged support though, so I feel like my damage might be a little
nice to nice to okay I think I think that's the way here someone say
Oh, they just have such insane mid to bot, their Leblanc is just cooking so hard.
I want to fuck the Unara up.
Please, please Leblanc, please, please, can I play my bot lane without you coming bot,
please?
All right.
He stole the drink.
I
Build next IE
Stay close to the devil I go IE right
No, I have to go in the glory you're right
We can win, we can win, we can win.
How did I lose that plate gold by the way?
I was deer.
Why didn't I get it?
Is it bugged or what?
Where's the crank, where's the crank, where's the cranking it?
I can't turn off the attack, but I gotta kill.
I'm lost in the game
What?
I should have hit Jarvan from the start and I would kill him.
I feel like if I didn't hit the Blitz he wouldn't run away.
Fuck!
I think I need L, DR, 3rd, or...
A man's evil grows long in the shadow.
Ain't no one gonna forgive me.
What's the point?
The point is you win the fight like that W. Alright, what if I was here? Okay, problem
Well, they didn't get the Herald
But I feel like my jungle sports needs to come with us please press your buttons
Okay, well, good job, Boogam.
Well, I missed a few of those minions.
I mean the positioning is just dope shit.
The positioning is fucking awful.
Did you miss your charm?
I'm in a position where you're so dull, shit. I shouldn't have chased.
It's okay, I can win. I shouldn't have chased into the JARVonyQ.
I need LDR, IE, and then I need a GA, and then maybe we can win Lule.
My Wukong is Essentree, Vermolta, Reminder, Serpent, saying.
What the fucker?
Well, I lost the wave
I'm the scared of the blank she's nine kills
I'm just gonna get W and then she's gonna R and then she's gonna Q E me and I'm dead
There's nothing here by the way, oh you're apparel there's something here, but I'm gonna get flanked from every angle
I don't know what the fuck my move comes in, but it's surely something.
me like fucking kill this guy.
Call me a demon.
Now my life has been slain.
Maybe we can cook on the drake.
But I am not confident.
When you damn me the way, give me hell.
I feel like I have so much damage I can die to air.
Ok nice, let me break.
Well, the candlestick walking from you died, that was quite nice.
of
and
Well, well, well.
Well, that was a little bit chilly.
Ahhhh run away from the Mordekaiser bro, why are you standing there?
It's Mordekaiser vs Rakan, what do you expect to happen, him to come out and win?
That dash was a bit troll.
I shouldn't have ulted you, Nara.
What boots do I buy?
Hmm
Yeah, the safe right fuck boots
I should have buried, I didn't see he was fucking flagging my ass.
This Jarvan is fucking OP. Oh my goodness.
Oh, he actually got the fear tether. Can you kill him now?
This Jarvan is insane. My Wukong is getting one shot.
Should I buy steel caps?
Yeah, losing the baron kinda cooked the game, and then I cooked one in mid fight.
Does IE help me here? Do I kill them?
well he's gonna die for that
I don't have flash now, so this might be cooked.
and kill the bollocks with him
That's a tiki run
I can still hear the song of the bad guys.
Would I build?
Would I build like some...
I should probably buy boots actually, right?
I don't know what boots to buy, I'll just buy these ones.
I'll shout by Tobi's.
Well, Baron's gone.
How did that hit me? I was just stopwatching.
Well, your stopwatch killed me.
Bro, at that point just tank the hook.
I just gave a skigar hard to play.
My hook on goes in against one shot.
My Rakan can't even W a strong target.
fuck maybe I should have won this game if I carried harder
oh I should carry harder
just carry harder bro
i feel like i'm slowly getting my rust off though which is good for me go to
korea and we do the climb
i don't know how much of a climb we're gonna do though
you know i'm seeing
i don't know how much of a club you know to do i'm gonna try and play as much as i
can but there's so much msi stuff to do
We'll see how high we can get, we'll see.
I think we can probably, I don't know, I think with three weeks of playing, I can maybe get
to GM.
There will be, there will be, there will be, just so you know, during MSI in Korea, there
will be three types of streams.
Yo, in OREXIA with the 50 gifted, what the fuck, A. Thank you for the 50 gifted subs,
what the fuck, you're crazy.
crazy thank you for the 50 gifted yo you give this at stream say thank you a
sub say thank you I appreciate that a lot I appreciate a lot
are they writing chat will you interview players again yes I will there will be
three types of streams during MSI they wrote XTD in chat there will be the
MSI streams, which are MSI, there will be the variety streams, which are variety, and there
will be the league solo queue streams, which are the league solo queue streams. I don't
think we'll do too much IRL. But I think that MSI starts, I'll be in Korea from this week
onwards, fully. So 20 second onwards, until around the 21st, 20 second a month after. So
I'll be there in 30 days.
Some of that are a week before MSI starts.
We'll do some solo queue ramping up to the week start,
to the MSI week start, hardcore solo queue for a week.
And then MSI starts, we'll be grinding MSI every day
and doing solo queue in between.
And then, or we'll do a little bit of variety afterwards
on the off days or after games.
And then, I think the MSI finals is at 12,
and the MSI in venue, big ones are here.
I think I'll be on site.
Wait, what do I pick here?
I'll be in the T1 office yet.
T1.
You're going to get kicked out again?
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe I'll get kicked out again.
Now I doubt it right? Surely they won't kick me out again right? That would be kind of
weird to kick me out again. Again, really? Chat, I saw the trailer for the documentary.
Oh my god is it good?
I saw the trailer for the Red Bull documentary for LR.
Wait, why do I have barrier?
I swear I just chose ghost.
Am I getting fucking trolled?
Oh my god, fuck me.
Let me check when...
maybe I can show you it actually not I shouldn't show you but I'll ask
I really want to play with ghost this game because ghost this game is fucking poke champ.
I wish that the fucking recommended runes that you can choose didn't change your summoner
spells.
It's annoying.
I hate that
Like I like the recommended runes
Well, you can turn that off wait really? Oh my god. I'm so stupid. Where do you turn it off? I
Will say the recommended runes we've come a long way
Now you have one click of a button where you can have all your rune setups and summoner
selected for the game, whereas back in season 3 you had to play 400 games to buy enough
runes to use, make 20 different rune pages for all the champs you wanted to play and
then you were stuck forever if you didn't have the right rune bait for a champ.
And then you had to learn all the masteries from the red, green, blue trees to know exactly
what fucking speck you're going.
Oh my god.
Leaks come a long way.
So why did we pick Bram?
You know what? I trust the bram.
Okay, this is kinda hard to last hit now.
This is gonna be a fucking pain to last hit against Feliosa for it.
I
Is broke the way he set up these minions is the worst thing ever what the fuck was that
I think no skin brown is filled, and his champ is kind of strong.
Klaus always told me that Yarrick is the hardest counter in the game that Gragas top ever.
It's the most unplayable dog shit ever and he never wants to play it ever.
And now my Yarrick just got solo killed by a Gragas.
Actually, I guess Vi was there, I think.
What are we doing here?
he died
well i guess the CSing is not too shabby
we're going even against jinx Taliyah which i guess is probably a bit hard for brown
what are you doing?
I kind of want to push, okay well this is full chop the same.
I want to get Zercher to use some base right against Jinx Taliyah, surely.
That's pretty good buy though.
Fuck, if I had ghost, if I had ghost, if I had ghost.
My wave is gonna be a bit sad, a bit saddy.
But I guess I got my E10.
What is this song?
Who put this song on?
Was it you, Chad?
That's brown.
Okay.
That's brown.
Let's just freeze and jack off, I think.
That's the plan here.
I wanna compete in something.
I want to compete in something I'm feeling competitive
I'm feeling competitive.
I'm actually just gonna fucking do a bike trip.
Not only is my brawl not playing for us, but even if he did he would have died with me.
This fucking Vi is laying ganking bot.
Can this Vi fuck off?
You should compete in the LEC.
Nah, I'm thinking about it.
Hmm, life in any carry is pretty sad, should we do a couple of games in the mid?
I feel like my braum, my vibe I get from my braum is his auto-filled and he's in a backseat
the whole game typing and stand at his tower and do nothing.
Dammit, worry.
He's NPCing the game.
When are you six?
how are you still level 5?
get me out of here
i'm actually gonna fucking...
get me out of here
of
Yes, please hold the wave you can't die please hold it
Okay, not bad, not bad, chat with you in the new song.
5-5.
Ericson on his go.
The source of the rocket's ally has been slain.
I was so close to getting auto ult off.
Fuck me.
Maybe I should have just ulted the jinx, maybe that was just better.
I wanted to kill the jinx and ult the gregas and then kill the gregas.
Oh
what what how's you so much damage
That was crazy
Let me cook
No, comes first
I'm
Alright, fight ghost.
Okay, well I hit the minion back, but they just walked up and died.
To my Ash W. That's pretty good.
Then I sit with together.
DiiiDiiDiiDiiDiiDiiDiiDiiiiDiiDii
Is there a way to make 8 click?
So like...
Okay. I have a question. So I 8 click like this, okay?
I- I- I don't click left click, I just press 8 click.
You smell me?
Wait, I'm gonna get Taliyah ulted on.
Oh, that's awkward.
Is there a way to make A-click prioritized champions?
Like smart A-click.
Cause right there, I hit a fucking ch- I- I- I hit a minion.
are on me I'm an egregor
you have jump yeah so like how do I
how do I wish I could prioritize champs
with so like wait let me show you in keybinding so a lot of you probably
play with attack only click or attack move I play attack move click which
which basically means that I don't have to press A any more, just press A.
I have Targash and Midoll me, I have T, you see?
But even if I- if I T and I A click, it still hits minions, I'm pretty sure, doesn't it?
8.
What the- he animation cancelled his E auto with his fucking W flash?
Okay, I was- okay shut your bitch ass up.
How do I...
So how do I...
So if I'm A-clicking, like this, and I'm fighting three people in a wave or two people
in wave, if I just press target champions only while I'm A-clicking, it should solve the
problem more because I don't know if that works on the wave if I'm a kicking
let me check so I have target champions only now you see that it goes red okay
target champions only
am I is there a button I'm missing am I fucking stupid or what like I'm just
playing in the carry now and I feel like I want that option to be able to like just
just if a click prioritize champs that would already be like or like a button
to make it prioritize champs
and now you just have to click on the enemy champion really
what? am i fucking stupid?
I should just flash the cast. What am I doing?
I should also press the barrier. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is when
I'm playing in carry. I just don't press barrier. I never pressed it. I just don't press the
the i- the- the thing, I don't know why
oh
I feel like I- I should never take barrier because I'm just don't shit it using it
like I actually am just bad at pressing barrier for real
Well, I thought it wasn't good, I thought it wasn't good at all.
I was hitting crap to get my Q thing up.
Okay, this is fucking Louis Toons now, c'mon.
Okay, well that guy just left pops.
I don't know what the fuck's happening, but we're just hitting them and they're dying.
This Zoe's cooking some shit, bro.
Oh.
Okay, well, I could have barriered there as well again.
Okay, don't say anything, but I feel like bro, he put the Gragas on my head, so I had
to flash instantly, otherwise he's just gonna slam me.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Well, there's no objective.
So maybe it's fine.
The plan today? Are we just going to play some solo queue?
Back to the roots.
Do you remember the Sally solo queue streams back in the days? Oh my god 2021 was filled with solo queue
Were you actually good back in the base?
Yes!
Yes I was!
What do you mean actually good?
Yeah!
I was pretty good.
why why why why I'm feeling lonely
Holy...
I took a second chance at Q-Page!
VAS!
please go bald again why why why don't we go bald
well I what can I say what can I say I'm clean with it I'm clean with it
You looked better bald really do you mean that I definitely looked scarier people were
They were kinda scared of me.
They were like, what the fuck, an alien?
Voss!
Oh
My spacing was terrible there I should never get hit by Greg s e
I trolled
Bro, this has to be one of the worst songs I've ever made
Hell no
Wait, did we lose the game? Is that it? We lost?
if
Freedom for us all
Don't know
I miss, I don't know about it.
5x5
It's you, Basie.
Enemy round stage.
They never stock out.
This door will lock.
I didn't have targets.
I
Wait here
What do you mean, I miss old Cajal, what do you mean, what do you mean, I miss old Cajal,
what are you talking about?
We can definitely lose this game in my homies.
Guys, we're giving up mid wave here.
Am I getting into it or not?
I pressed the barrier, I pressed the barrier, I'm going to cry!
I pressed barrier! I pressed barrier! What are these weird animations bro? What the fuck
is this? What the hell? Bro, League, like, League as a game is so, it's so easy to time
It's crazy. I feel like I've been streaming an hour. I've played six games
I've been bro. I feel like league. It's so easy to just spend the day playing league and the time just goes I
Swear, I feel like also ask ask any streamer playing league for 10 hours on stream easy playing variety for 10 hours on stream
Not easy. What is this?
What is this question mark ping my my my my my my my timing there was not that good
but then I ramped my queue up killed the Gragas then I heal up a bit click up run
whoa what is this what is this fake news gameplay that's fake news all I did was got my timing
wrong. That's it. That's it.
Possible starting 11 vs Mexico. We got Paze up front with Zeca, Son, Jungmin and Chovy
on the front. Keria, Faker in the midfield. In defense we got Kellen, Keen, Doran, Zeus
and Delight and Goal. That's pretty good.
That's a pretty good roster.
Kader wants to play Fierce to Phantom co-op with you, I really know what Fierce to Phantom
is.
And that's it.
Did Rod Games make the game?
Okay.
He sold.
Then why does Kate want to play it?
We're against Rael, Viego, Zyndra, and we're playing Xenna.
Well, this game is not about the editaries, I go to it, here we go.
All right, bye-bye.
I killed his butt or the ass!
Where is that part of it?
Because of the ass!
You don't have my singing or what?
Wait, it's Indra, Edycary?
Fuck me.
Why are you playing Senna's support bro?
Maybe, maybe it's crazy good.
Should I have gone Doran's blade in this lane actually?
I didn't know
I
Hmm
What?
We can win, we can win, we can win, on Gromp.
I had the basic as she has TP right.
Why not co-streaming Masters London? Bro, I was on the sofa last night eating food and it was between like, I was watching Na'Vi and I got hit by an ad when they swapped sides.
I swapped a Masters veteran for like 30 seconds and I thought, bro, I can't watch this shit, so then I swapped back instantly.
While I was waiting for the ad, oh my god, it was painful.
Not for me, not for me.
If poster's playing, I have a reason, but...
I have the thought of you.
Hottings, please
Hmm
Should I stop pushing and just stack actually?
Why are you farming Valorant hate points for no reason?
What can we do? Be a bot? Yes, I sometimes watch Valorant, it's fun.
Bro, I don't like it, it's up for me, let's just do the way it is.
It's for some people.
I'm not farming hate, no matter.
If I don't like something, am I like farming hate or what is that?
All that's happening in bot is I'm just pushing, that's it.
Maybe I should freeze a bit.
Well not freeze but like stack, you smell me?
Give a ward for that push.
Okay, I don't know what kind of dubstep some of you just did, but...
of
the
of
I mean I'm down to push this, but if Diego is here I'm fucking beat.
And my chat provides greedy half.
I need to get boots.
I usually watch YouTube videos because else case if one of them comes in brother you'll
double you man.
So much love for little pup.
Did the Zindra base or what?
Do you call him Lil' Pop?
I don't know why I did that.
I don't know, I mean my Lil' Pop face.
Well, they threw their entire bodies at me.
Rizald, you can press that button on your keyboard.
It teleports you.
Rizald.
You could run.
Okay, this Ryze might not be the best.
investigation without first examining the evidence.
bro how do I play against Zindra and Iterious Caitlyn this is fucking annoying
I
Ah, Sinks are on Dragon.
Haha.
Now I'm happy, don't get me wrong, but...
Are you filming to me or what?
I was ulting.
Oh, Senna.
I'm happy that I'm fed, but I think in a game with Syndra, Rell, Zed, Viego, Malphite,
I don't think ADC is scurrying the game.
I think I click forwards and my head gets fucking...
You know where's the pace in this song?
That's trolled, that is trolled so hard.
of
I'm actually so mad.
I guess I just shouldn't ult the Zed.
I thought I could trap the Vyagal this well but I was a little off.
Not bad
I can't want to go mid now.
No, no, no happening.
No happening.
That's a jammer though.
What do I do against Zed when he decides to press WR on me?
I mean I guess I can't really do much in team fights this game.
I'm just gonna have to play on a different screen and hope for the best.
Everything that kills me...
My Mastery is a great distraction.
If they use their spells on him, then maybe I can carry.
Oh my fuck off. What do I do against that, seriously?
What do I do? What do I do against Zed?
And it's fed.
Should we start investing early?
I will not fail
Build shield bow, bro. I'm not building any defenses. If I die, I mean I will late game, but I died and sucks
I don't think any defensive saving me
I mean, it's just idiotic of me to even walk up.
It's completely pointless.
I'm literally a walking free kill.
I just didn't even think about him, just WR'ing me on the wave.
I just died.
Oh my god, it's silly death.
I mean, I know this game, I'm gonna fucking die a lot, but I shouldn't die on a mid wave.
Well, I baited them and now we get Baroned, so I guess it works for me.
I'm happy.
Right?
Uh, oh me?
Or?
Uh.
Oh
I mean it's pointless.
The game is pointless.
It's pointless.
The game is pointless.
It's pointless.
There's nothing to do.
Literally nothing.
There's nothing to do.
His ult's cooldown is my grey screen.
That's it.
First time huh fuck me sideways for real
I think I buy Zonya's now.
How is he there?
He has nothing.
He has literally nothing.
Is this Ryze a fucking bot?
I actually think he is.
I've never seen a slower Ryze combo in my life.
What I even build is a defensive item.
There is a chance we get TPed on here.
I don't think you'll understand.
Where is it? Where is he?
Nice, we found fight.
Okay, I'm off at Noir.
What? What? What? What? What?
He's diving them under their tier 3 and he's like, where are you? What?
I'm running away from the Zed on cooldown.
I have GA soon.
chase
Marlin up to you
I don't know about this, seriously.
Why do I even try? It's pointless. I should just base. It's so manky I'll fight this
great. Okay, well he has no ignite. You didn't use
some. Okay, my bad. I will flash next time, yeah? I will flash next time and die anyway
for fun just so you can get some closure that I'm I'm dead just so you know
just we can make sure you double check
This guy, you are mental, you are linearly mental.
I don't know how to hit their whole comp just one shot 80 carries
I need to wrap this fire now. I feel like I'll be pretty strong.
Oops, I didn't mean to do that.
I think I just have to front line and die, and that's the only way.
Someone needs to fix the sidewaves.
you have seen an enemy cover this end mid
twice as basic
I don't know what to say
Well, I kept my GA.
Oh, please.
Hit him!
What?!
Alright, we lost him.
Oh
Rise are you a sniper? I swear to God you're so
How is everyone so useless useless jungle
The board AD top how we also use less
fuck me man I feel like I can't move in these fights how did we lose that fight alright
let's let's actually let's do the math here hmm checks notes play 80 carries chance to
lose play majors lower chance to lose maybe I should just play majors why I
broke I feel like some games in draft you your your champ in 80 carry is
irrelevant like a syndra has a hundred ninety nine CS I have three hundred and
fifteen I'm fucking OP but it doesn't matter because this fucking rock is just
gonna stand in my face dance on my face and if I click one centimeter two forward
everyone in their team will one shot me. So it's either play a mage or it's play an
AD carry that plays so far back. I don't know I just feel like in draft I'm against
champs that if they just land one spell I'm dead. Like there was definitely a
period where I ran mid and died a couple times. Where maybe I shouldn't have died and like I should have tried to live a bit better but maybe I should have picked Ezreal. Is Ezreal the best champ to play there?
What do you play with Senna Bot lane into Rell, Syndra, Viego, Malfight, Zed?
I could play maybe Zyra.
Actually, my Zyra is kinda clean though.
For real. For reals now.
What is this? Dot dot dot.
The team advancing to MSI, 2026 finals from the UB, the right of dual selection for the first time ever.
Both playing and main event, upper finals winners will be granted preferred pick and preferred map position.
I mean, fair enough, they're in the upper bracket.
That sounds pretty fair to me.
I think that's pretty fair if you're in the upper bracket.
Also it's because of double a limb.
It's kind of unfair if you beat them, then they go to the lower bracket and they beat
you and they win the finals and there's no third game.
So at least you have a bigger event now.
That's always been the problem with double a limb.
problem. You beat them, they beat you, but they win the trophy, it sucks. So at least
now they have a bigger vantage.
Actually I shouldn't open Twitter links on stage.
Oh, on screen.
What is this?
Oh, it's the rehearsal.
lose in the rehearsal or what or is it is it is it acted out they're just faking it
or what oh no I lost oh no
good vibes like here what's the optimal pick into a full Kong Mel Mundo
Camille and I have to pick an AD carry because we're full AP and I have Vhagar
support try this play Jinx I have so much AOE
I'm gonna play Vayne.
NOLA!
How do I change it so it doesn't change my summoner spells, by the way?
Uh-huh.
What do you build on 80 caravane?
Doublelift goes Essence Reaver, no he goes Hexoptix, Fiend Hunter Bolts, A.E.
I could go crack and rageblade.
Maybe I'll go crack and rageblade.
40 build third, Kraken Rageblade Terminus, it sounds kind of vegan though.
Maybe I'll go Kraken Fiend Hunter IE, I don't know actually.
Well, they have Camille support and I have Vhagar support, so he's gonna get E'd in the face and one shot.
Well, I'm going to stay in the face of one shot.
Camille support hurts so much.
I need to hope that Vhagar can like, hope him out a little bit.
Why did you pick Vayne? I don't know, Chattel's spamming Vayne, so I just picked Vayne.
I hit a minion, and I just tanked another Q for face, and I missed the creep.
first blood
the dark should fear me
skip, skip, skip
I like that song, but skip angle I think.
What happened?
I'm ending man chat. I'm actually serious. I don't know what the fucking build and my brain is still thinking about what to build
I feel like Kraken Rageblade is too much fucking vegan. I need crit
Maybe I'll just go hex optics and see what happens
What do you mean, E? He has hail of blades. He's just gonna take my head off.
As soon as I'm casting E, I feel like I'm dead on that.
I should max Q as well and just go Hex I'll fix probably.
i don't know why i'm pressing w buttons
i'm not going blade blade is fucking vegan as shit
fuck i really am stuck on the vain build i really don't know what to do
i'm gonna go i'm gonna go
hex optics into fiend hunter bolts and into ii i think that's the build
Maybe I'll go S3 right here, S3 went to what?
We're in the bolts
I should E him into the cage.
Oh my...
I'm actually gonna get my Joss in the game.
I don't want to talk about it.
Chat.
I don't want to talk about it.
I'm about to ult at 4.
Sorry.
I just broke off the disk.
Yeah, Vayne into Mel, I think that's...
What the fuck?
Yeah, Vayne to Mel. I don't know if that's like human.
Well, I'm gonna need about 20 years to be useful, so good luck to my team. Good luck to my mom and dad. They raise and enter.
Good luck to everyone around me. Shout out to Vhagar for putting up with me. And yeah, I'll see you in the late game.
Oh yeah, I'll definitely see you in my team.
I literally played Mel into Vayne. I didn't think it was Meledicari though.
But I guess I should always think it's Meledicari.
This Vayne game is a shout out to the shy.
I know he would build lucid roots on Vayne.
I know he would.
you know you know
Well, they're not walking up.
my vagar in support. Why didn't she use her W?
What is there to do, what is there to do, what is there to do, what is there to do, what
What does that have to do there?
Flash. I hope they outflashed him. I'll flash in the Camelot and lose flash as well.
Never knew Cajal played the game thought he just watched.
Are you rage baiting? Cause I'm getting baited. I'm getting baited.
Now you guys have some pretty good fucking fish baits today, I swear I'm chomping them.
I don't even know if I can click on this guy
So how do we play it again?
I would love to know.
How do we play the game?
I think I have an ID
I
The wood I the wukong was coming. What do we do? What do we do?
You're ghosting you're ghosting you're ghosting
Stop watching the stream!
It's not possible, it's not possible. It's not possible. It's not possible by the way, it's not possible
It's not possible
Yeah
I'm going to go back to the base and kill him, and then I'm going to go back to the base.
Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm Keria! Oh my god! I pressed Camille and E flashed on a 0-3
Oh my god, I'm carrier. Yeah, I'm gonna hit she and go pro. Yeah. Yeah
The game's pointless it's pointless
God, should have feared me.
That whole enemy team is slapping.
He knows Sparky, he doesn't know it was me.
He just knows Sparky's been terrorizing the Rift.
Check this out, check this out.
I have no TP on me, I'm dead.
Yeah
So what is miss what is what is mr. Spark whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you doing Drake?
This has to be troll, or?
No, this is so troll I'm out of here.
Zindra is top, my guys.
Zindra is top with no TP, I'm around Drake.
90s towers full drop by the way
How is this situani like, do the brain cells like work in the head or not?
Do we have an issue?
Do we need to open up the pathways?
What are we doing?
How do we make you think?
Because we can take a timeout.
I can slash pause.
We need to get the brain cells moving.
What am I supposed to do? Tell me.
He's 11-0. One shot.
Flash in, yeah because I have to bait a fight, I have to bait a fight, it's good.
Go in, bait a fight, make them come into us.
Someone's gotta go in, the game's lost.
If you're either bronze or child you'd get it.
Can we just like, hook his ass or not?
My bad, the three-eyed mookong killed me in fucking five seconds, er, two seconds.
So now, how do we play the game, tell me.
Modern Deleague is so dogshit, by the way.
Literally range and mages that win every game. That's it
Pick a mage push your lane gap the ad carry and then sit in mid and wait here until the the game is one on drakes
It's boring dog shit the games ruin
Fix it if
You play a champ in a big
How can you be a marksman and do ability power damage?
Tell me that did Legolas pull out a fucking wand? No, he didn't he uses bow and took out an elephant
That's 80 carry that's gliding that's what the rose built upon not this fucking dog shit mage bullshit
Ho ho flash
See now what I try now now I can explain myself there. No, that was disgusting. That was pretty bad
Listen, okay, hands up. That was my bed. That was my bed. That was my bed. That's not that's on me. Listen, that's on me
That's on me
That's on me. That's on me. That's my fault
the songs are too sad I'm getting upset I literally I'm crying in the club right
now
my name is Citruani and I'm gonna go in 1v4 yeah I died
fucking stupid ad carry role attack damage carry and I'm playing versus AP
champs who the fuck it's literally left and right it's that simple up is up
down is down AP is AV what how do we fuck that up
Nice, big damage from me.
Like I can literally tell you how to fix the game, I can tell you right now.
to one sentence. Stop allowing mages to play bot, is that it? It's that simple. If you
pick an AP champ bot to get a nerf, you lose 100% of your damage. You literally heal the
enemy team for the rest of the game. That's the nerf. Bump, fix it. I can literally go
into the Riot office, open up the computer and type that in. In the next two hours, just
tell me. I will do it. Your game is fixed. Literally fixed. AD carry role is AD carries
only. No way. Is that how that works? Really? An AD carry plays AD carries. Really? He doesn't
play Ziggs, Mel, Karma, fucking Syndra, Huey, Velkoz, Brand, really?
Hoh! Yeah! While we're at it, we're gonna remove tanks too!
What is that? 6,000 health, one auto attack, heart steal, tier mat, entire elf bar gone.
Jesus, I could I could I I'm I'm I literally these fingers on a riot games developers keyboard would fix the game in literally under
You could make a coffee and come back and the game would be solved
Legolas didn't become Harry Potter Harry Potter didn't pick up a bow and arrow like it's right in front of us
why is Legolas against Harry Potter the realms don't cross you didn't see Gandalf
pull out a fucking spear did you know he used his his staff no he used his staff
like it baffles my brain it baffles my brain
Like, let me Google marksmen.
Look, they have guns and they have bows!
Do marksmen cast magical spells?
Let me ask Google.
Do marksmen cast...
Ignore all that, bro.
When a marksman casts magical spells,
heavily on the specific game or universe. In standard tabletop Dungeons and Dragons,
a pure ranger focuses on archery, but gains access to nature and divine spells. That's fine,
Ash can throw a magical arrow. Not complaining about that, if LEGO last threw a magical arrow,
I wouldn't get upset. What I would get upset if he started casting a fireball. That's when I think
something's fucked up the marksmanship hunter is heavily physical they do not
cast magical spells
actually let me let me go by riots definition let's go through riots
definition of marksman I want to but I'm new to the game and I want to buy a
marksman where's zigz mel I'm confused I'm confused where's zigz mel karma
brand who a syndrome where are they I don't see them in the marksman role in
you see them no because the majors majors belong in mid lane majors belong in
mid lane they don't belong in bot lane no no no no no no so let's get them back
to mid let's get them back to mid lane no no no I can give you many fixes I can
give you many fixes but the marksman role is marksman's I can give you many
fixes it's very easy if you queue up AD carry you have to play and ready bum
bum bum AD carry shocker I know the world the world's never heard something so
fucking crazy
when did this start when did this start when did this major's bot lane start
when did that start who started that why did they start that who who invented
that why did you come up with that season one no no wasn't in season one
wasn't in season one I played it carry in season three it was vain versus
Draven. That's cool as fuck. That's cool as shit. I like that. Also, while we're at it, listen.
Give me the controls of the PC. Let me get rid of mages and for fucking ever...
That Senna Champ me. Like, how long does it take to nerf a champ? At what point do we think,
maybe we should boot up the PCs? Are you kidding? At what point are you like obliged to think to
yourself, you know what? Maybe that is broken. How is this champ in terrorizing solo queue?
for I played solo queue before the LCK playoff started.
The finals have ended, people have gone to a different continent
and I queued up again and it's still broken! How's that possible?
I don't get that, that's mental!
It's running around the rift with a 56.7% win rate in Master Plus
and no one's bad in an eye, really?
Yeah, you can't do a Caterina AD carry as a 0.76% pick rate, it's fucking one trick Caterina
players you get filled bottom complaining in the game and win somehow.
It's a crime.
It's a crime. I'm upset. I'm upset.
9. Let's play a game. It's called find the highest win rate AD carry that's a marksman.
Okay? No, no, 1, no, no, no, no, no, no, 2, 3, no. So in the top 12, there's 3. In the
Top 10 there's two in the highest win rate 80 carries on the patch. There's two 80 carries in the top 10
Senna Senna bro Senna one day you wake up Senna as a support the next day you wake up
She's an 80 carry the next day you wake up. She's a support the next day you wake up shit. That's happened 400 times
That it's pointless to even read Senna patch notes this point
It's literally, it's a waste of time because you'll read it and think to yourself. Wow. Okay. This is what Senna is
You'll wake up the next day. Yeah, we're actually changing Senna again
You know, we really haven't hit the mark on what we want from Senna. We're gonna make her a top laner like what the fuck?
3
2
1
2
1
0
why does it now look at this why does
Soraka and Lux look like the same champ
am I going crazy I swear there's a
Soraka skin that looks exactly the way
Lux looks I thought there was two
Soraka's in the game there what the
fuck is this I'm going crazy I swear to
god I'm going crazy
I actually just got stunlocked in game
for two seconds thinking there's two Serakas in the game.
Now I'm crying in my room, so skeptical, still I wanted more, more, more, I gave a second chance at Cupid.
Some numbers I couldn't read.
Yeah! Yeah!
Look weapons when I play against an AD carry.
Look weapons.
When it's a marksman versus a marksman, mark wins the marksman.
You smell me?
That's a Q-pad!
I'm not gonna do this, I'm not gonna do this, I'm not gonna do this, I'm not gonna do this, I'm not gonna do this!
Yeah, yeah, come on, come on, he lived.
fuck is this?
Two fucking states!
Third floor!
I love chips ahoy for real Sabrina I'm serious
Yes.
Operating full potential.
Look at me! I play TF! Blue, red, yellow, HA! Blue, red, yellow, HA!
Wow, you're really good at the game. Imagine being a TF main, fucking freak.
I've been slain
Can be my house too, for real?
Do you ever base?
I'm a dinos player.
Well I took you ultimate.
Fuck off, idiot.
did my jungler gank fault lane?
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
and I swear
Change.
I'm just gonna be smart.
And it kills me.
The source could rise.
And if you ran the cage,
Shut down.
What happened?
Wow, visual!
Visual!
Oh TF Lulee, haha nice champ, E Jot.
Haha, you thought you got me buddy.
This is Billy, we gotta pace this shit back up, next, next, next, next, next, next,
what is this song, I've never heard this song before, it's called Fortnite, I love that
Well, not the hit from Sally.
Nice.
Let me just lose minions for fun.
It's just me or did these songs just not have the pace in them?
I'm getting so fucking jungle mid-bift it's absolutely driving me insane up the wall backwards
I'm full locked in now.
I'm done. I'm actually done.
I gotta go man I gotta go man Kamen Please just!
then you're done.
well that was me.
Oh, it's driving me crazy.
What I'm saying is, my jungler is playing Zac, Zac vs Senna Lux, double kill on jump.
If enemy jungler was Zac, 400 botgames.
My jungler is Zac, 1 botgank level 3 where he just fucking plops on the ground like a
puddle.
I'm I'm tilt engaging
this game's a joke
Let me get this straight, I'm laning bot, I've tanked 4 ganks, I'm up 4 QCS, I've took that tier 1 bot, I do 2 kill them 4 times
My mid tier 1 is dead, my top tier 2 is dead, my mid is 0-2, he's fucking getting insta giga, absolutely astral, infinitely intergalactically fucking TARS level gapped from mirf
wonderful human being i hope you have the best day of your life
exact i hope you have like your wishes your wishes won't come true i hope that
I'm gonna crash out so hard
players.
He's faker, he is faker, he is him, he is everything you would have ever imagined is
the worst nightmare ever come through, it's right in front of you.
The 1k shutdown silence, it's right there.
Kale, I hope you scale into d4, I really hope so.
And you will go chow in one win from there, with how much you scaled.
NAH!
I'm on a peppy.
Kale will take me to the promised land of scaling, I know she will.
Humanity isn't a defect.
Reconcler initiated.
Don't TF ult on me and one shot me.
I don't think I should have been done.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sorry, I'm just...
...reving up.
No, I don't get it, we're scaling, but then we start fighting and then we use the fights
and then we have to use scaling champs and then we go in the fights and the early game
I don't get it.
I don't understand what is scaling even mean for fighting in the early game when we're
losing the fights and I don't get it.
I don't get it.
This is why I'm stuck in the map.
My team's so bad.
My team's so bad I'm squaring and then I'm fighting early and I'm dying.
I don't get it.
Really?
You don't get it.
Why are we moving to and I don't get it?
I'm only moving to and we don't know what we're doing.
My name is Jankin and I like to play with him.
They said they'd come back one day but I don't see them.
But I'm still gonna be a fan, they're gonna come back one day, I know they will.
Hell yeah, dance and win.
I use FX every day.
They were my favorite.
Why did they get rid of it?
I don't get it.
if you're asking just taking my cams now how many bullets you can with your cams i don't
I told her to wagon maybe we can kill now. Hell yeah. I'm gonna sit up in my chair
But remember we can win the game because my teammates said we can fail. Oh
Hell no, no we got a problem. Oh, we got a problem. Oh, I think they're gonna end the game
Oh, that's not fair. That's not fair
I don't get it, I don't get it, we always stay winged, but when you're scaring to,
when you're scaring to...
Never queue up again, you fucking Frank!
Sorry, I'm like...
You are a disgusting fucking player and you ruin the game for everyone.
How is it that I go on win streak fucking win streak fucking Wednesday William in the fucking but you know what Wayne
I'm just winning winning every way I'm gapping the walk out of where we won and now I'm getting fucking wasted by the enemy top
Wayne and mid Wayne. I don't get it what happened
How is it just RNG or what is just team RNG diff gap?
You were playing good earlier. I know, I know, I know what happened. What happened for real?
What happened?
Mages only, Mages only, Mages only, Mages only, I need a fucking brain scan if I play Mages
only for more than two games in a row.
And the chocolate and the chocolate and I'm gonna let my d carry we swap a lit. Yeah
I'm a marksman I play mages in center
But you're supposed to right-click on any carries and attack move and kite people. I wave clear in scale
But I thought you were a marksman. No, I'm a mage
But you're it's called marksman. It's literally bot lane ad carry role
You're supposed to right-click them and you're supposed to glide in teamfights
And that's where he's supposed to watch as a fan and how you're supposed to climb. No, I'd rather just play a mage in scale
What happened what happened I thought League of Legends was ad carries where they they they they they have like really good movement
Yeah, that's really old school. Maybe you're a 2015 frog who plays adcaries.
And maybe you watch players like Uzi who glide around the rift, but nowadays I just like to wave clear.
Bro! What are you even doing anymore?
What has happened to this game?
Like seriously, what has happened to this game?
What has happened? I don't get it. I don't get it.
Can you fucking play the game?
What have you done?
Can you just play the game the way it's supposed to be played? Or what?
Seriously?
Pieces me off.
I'm not angry I'm not angry I am one with the earth
My name is Sally.
My name is Sparky12.
I play bot lane.
I play the carries.
I don't play mages.
I don't play Senna.
I'm not weird.
I play bot lane.
I carry from bot.
I glide. I space glide. Sure I misstep. Sure I misstep. Sure I click too far forward sometimes.
But at least I click forwards. I don't sit back and throw spells. I don't sit back and heal my teammates.
I don't sit back and scale. I go in. And that's what League's about. That's what the game's about.
That's what competitive gaming's about. It's about testing your limits. It's about finding the angle that people don't see.
It's about outplaying people in the face despite the odds being against you. But no.
We've turned it into a game where you wave clear. You scale. And then you just throw spells.
and you hope they hit.
But just know, Sparky12 will play the carries.
Sparky12 will reinvent the meta.
He will bring it back to where it belongs.
Why are you trading all those?
He's not a fucking bitch
I feel like this has gone on for too long now. I'm really deep in the fucking in the cello. Can you smell me?
What if I was to scale?
Here you'll find an un-tilt-pull AD carry in the wild in the bot lane.
of
Do you want me to have minutes before you just hate me?
I
Oh
Who did that hit didn't hit me
Fuck that, we're pacing enough. Full locking baby. Only clip forwards.
So did my category gonna hate me or not?
I think I misplayed that a little bit. I thought that I could get the reset and reset and then cleanse the hook and then fuck him up.
But it didn't go as planned, I don't know if you can tell.
But what do I do here then? Yes, yes, yes, come on, come on, come on. Good damage, good damage.
Not bad
Here I can, a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a bit more
Do you think you're aura farming center? Do you think you're aura farming is enough?
You know the only thing you're not farming is minions buddy, that's it. No aura!
Yeah. Yeah. Not good. Not good. Not good, then. Yeah?
That's a hit.
Wha!
Why am I on Reddit? Why am I on Reddit? Why is there a clip of me on Reddit?
All that's gonna happen is everyone, bro, everyone on Reddit hates me. Everyone on Reddit
unknowingly hates me. They're always like it. Yeah, this guy, he just, he overreacts farm
kicks and killed esports. That's literally every Reddifer's take about me. He sits there,
muted all day, says nothing on co-streams, killed the esport, farms clips, screams over the
mic and that's it and apparently mrs. cannons that's every unironically every
ready to stake in me
oh my god I need to focus I'm so not looking
That's not bad though.
Ya come on then!
That kinda worked!
How the fuck did that work?
I'm not a hit.
Jungle roll.
Oh, la!
Soy un atacata matikari.
You cannot dodge my spell,
because no spell!
Bill! I'm ADC! Hola!
The fuck is that ult? What the fuck is that ult?
Lulu! You got cancelled buddy!
I know, it's weird to get cancelled. I get it.
Haha! Idiots are not gonna get me.
Haha!
Haha! Now what Saka?
Okay, well how did you die?
fashion a hello yeah okay we get it you're cool you're really cool
Guys did you know Senna is really cool?
Really cool guys, really cool.
He can ward Q on Senna, did you know that?
He can do that.
He can do that by the way.
Yeah, come on, Peter, help her, and come on!
Yeah!
Headshot her!
BOOM!
Yeah.
What?
What is happening in bot?
This is like fucking Pirate of the Caribbean, Disney fucking Mickey Mouse shit.
Where's my teammates?
What the fuck is this? This is like when Mickey and fucking Tommy just hit each other with hammers and they're not dying.
And they have both fucking red faces. Can you just fucking kill him? He's fucking trolling.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh ho ho! Mid lane roll.
You made a mistake when you picked an AD carry. You should have picked a mage bot.
What's the worst you could have done?
I played jinx, I played cape, I played ziggs, I played mel, I played...
That's real?
What the fuck are you doing about...
Idiot.
Bom.
I have rocket!
Just call for a rocket and I'll fire it!
I feel like I'm always up in CS!
I'm always up in CS against enemy AD carries.
But lose.
Up CS, lose game.
Aha.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what?
Yes?
Yeah? Yeah I'm gonna gloss and look at the...
Yeah I would also base.
Bitch.
Uhhh you're gonna have to play it.
Should I do like a feeding now, a feeding?
I need my Lulu to keep me safe. Where's my Lulu?
Your tank is being destroyed.
Leuleu! Leuleu! Me jinx, me attack, me do damage. You shield, me do more damage. Equals
you, follow me. Okay? Hello.
Watch this 360, no scope buddy. 720, 1080, boom.
BOOM!
is this is it's a what are you
I should never play cleanse. It's just the worst spell in the game cleanse. It's the
singular worst spell in the game unless you're against Ash Seraphine. I should go ghost and
I should run fast and hit them and that's it. What am I cleansing? I'm already dead
before I'm fucking charmed
Fuck, Jarvan time, baby
Maybe don't spin around on the river. Okay, you shut your bitchess up. I'd be whatever I wanted my character. I have the mouse
Ney, Ney, you don't try that, bitch.
Yeah, I would back off too.
Sparky's here.
Can somebody give me a raise shat please somewhere anywhere any animals are leaving the damage
I'm just not hitting, the Jarvan's missing his EQs, I need a reset!
Come on man, just fucking hit them!
Yeah?
I need a reset!
Bro, one reset and I kill everybody there!
I'm trying to play, I'm trying to play the backline as well, you know?
I'm trying to hit their Senna to put a reset.
Why am I diving? Where's your dive?
Perfevoi de brush!
Now come on!
If I had Kraken Slayer out of Kill Debron.
True or false?
Yeah, big rocket, boom, and...
AT-10.
Get cancelled.
We can turn this for real. I'm baiting, I'm baiting, I'm baiting, I'm baiting.
What?
I was gonna cleanse it and kill him, you freak!
I think he's been destroyed.
Fan for Jane!
You really need a new gun.
But don't tell me anything.
can win, can win, surreal
I need a, I need a, I need a, I need a really edgy song, wait
this isn't edgy, but it's fucking border
Lulu, I'm Jinx, me auto attacker, you shield deal!
What's the worst that could happen?
But yeah, yeah undone that yeah
We need to pass the brain cell around come on look boom I gave it to Lulu
I seriously put rock on we started losing is it just me call me crazy call me crazy
Yo Zed thanks for the 1 gifted, F5 gifted.
Can we fight Drake? I ask you this question in a time of need.
We can't fight Rick.
Hmm, just a hunter what?
I have EIE now. I have EIE.
This is it. Me! I will carry now!
I'm trying to shoot you.
Why don't you me kill him?
Am I getting trolled or what?
Press your ult on him so I can run away!
Ult, EQ out, it's literal bronze mechanics!
You didn't have it?
Okay, then I'm just mad.
Then I'm just mad, you didn't have it.
I'm just mad.
Strong side bot, strong side bot, strong side, what's strong side bot, what's strong side
bot, where?
Alright chat, I'll stop the stream earlier tomorrow.
tomorrow we're gonna play mid only because that's what we're gonna play in
Korea. Why am I playing ADC? Why did I do this? I said I wouldn't play ADC but
then I queued up ADC. Whose idea was that? Whose idea was that? Whose idea was that?
Alright, all the love, chat. I'll see you tomorrow. I'll start earlier. Shout out to
the lurkers, the bidders, the gifters, the shatters, the resubbers. It wasn't a long
stream. We're here for a good time. It wasn't for a long time. It was a bad time
I lost every game almost all right tomorrow. We play mid tomorrow. We get in the driver seat
Yeah
MSI video should start rolling out really soon going to Korea soon, so it'll actually mean something this climb and
Yeah, I'll see you soon because
Have a good rest your day night morning evening wherever you are in the world. I'll the love all the love peace out chatterments
Bye
you
Thank you.
you