{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 5.0, "text": " Preach. Preach, Preach, Preach."}, {"start": 5.0, "end": 10.0, "text": " Now I don't know what I've done. Now I've frozen the app. I'm the worst streamer ever."}, {"start": 10.0, "end": 14.0, "text": " How am I so bad at this? Now the phone's frozen."}, {"start": 25.0, "end": 29.0, "text": " Wait, the stream still... is the stream live?"}, {"start": 29.0, "end": 31.0, "text": " Can I see?"}, {"start": 31.0, "end": 33.0, "text": " I don't know if I put the camera in the camera."}, {"start": 33.0, "end": 35.0, "text": " Oh wait, the stream is live."}, {"start": 35.0, "end": 37.0, "text": " Okay, you can take the camera with you."}, {"start": 37.0, "end": 39.0, "text": " Well, look in the car cross."}, {"start": 41.0, "end": 43.0, "text": " Okay, now it's for sure better."}, {"start": 43.0, "end": 45.0, "text": " Okay, camera woman Mitsuko."}, {"start": 45.0, "end": 49.0, "text": " Do you hear the wind?"}, {"start": 49.0, "end": 51.0, "text": " Do you hear the wind?"}, {"start": 51.0, "end": 53.0, "text": " Or not?"}, {"start": 53.0, "end": 55.0, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 55.0, "end": 57.0, "text": " Okay, perfect. It's very windy."}, {"start": 57.0, "end": 62.44, "text": " So basically this is the track, Nitsuko will be Cameraman, what they've done is they've added"}, {"start": 63.4, "end": 70.92, "text": " another half of a track. So we were all racing yesterday on this go-kart track, now they've added"}, {"start": 71.8, "end": 78.92, "text": " parts of the main Silverstone track to the karting track, so the lap time has gone from 118 to 230."}, {"start": 78.92, "end": 87.4, "text": " and no one's allowed to practice on it. Max's I think. Basically what we're"}, {"start": 87.4, "end": 93.12, "text": " allowed to do is allow to walk the track and in 30 minutes, sorry if it f's by the"}, {"start": 93.12, "end": 98.84, "text": " way it might drop every now and then, hopefully it's okay, in 30 minutes we're"}, {"start": 98.84, "end": 106.32000000000001, "text": " gonna do a qualifying flying lap on the track. And however well we do is"}, {"start": 106.32000000000001, "end": 113.2, "text": " where we start but I've never driven this I've never driven this but they made"}, {"start": 113.2, "end": 120.16000000000001, "text": " the track a lot longer so I have to check it out need to help you with my"}, {"start": 120.16000000000001, "end": 125.0, "text": " corners bro so the original track you turn there you'd come up this straight"}, {"start": 125.0, "end": 132.04000000000002, "text": " and you would go down there you go straight now they've added this so you"}, {"start": 132.04, "end": 143.32, "text": " continue down on QNH. So I don't know where to break. If I don't break I'm going into the"}, {"start": 143.32, "end": 157.68, "text": " tires. How many laps are you allowed to do in qualifying? Hope I'm not f-ing too hard."}, {"start": 157.68, "end": 162.88, "text": " the lens cut chat just so you know hopefully this works the internet here"}, {"start": 162.88, "end": 170.32, "text": " is gonna be trash because I'm on the track but when I go back to the paddock"}, {"start": 170.32, "end": 174.60000000000002, "text": " everything from now on will be better so here's the new track this is the"}, {"start": 174.60000000000002, "end": 179.12, "text": " actual Silverstone F1 track this is can you see the racing line you can"}, {"start": 179.12, "end": 186.12, "text": " see this is where the F1 cars go I think this is where I don't know"}, {"start": 186.12, "end": 192.0, "text": " this is maggots and beckots or whatever so I have to go up around here and I"}, {"start": 192.0, "end": 199.16, "text": " have to go down this straight Jesus it's a long straight look at it that's"}, {"start": 199.16, "end": 207.96, "text": " actually insanely long okay and then there's a hairpin at the top I don't"}, {"start": 207.96, "end": 210.20000000000002, "text": " want to walk the whole track because it's too much I don't know if I can walk"}, {"start": 210.20000000000002, "end": 219.00000000000003, "text": " that far bro yo look at this this is massive man"}, {"start": 220.36, "end": 227.12, "text": " oh what else is massive going then how you doing this is super cool oh yeah"}, {"start": 227.12, "end": 231.88000000000002, "text": " I have one Mike oh that's okay oh the shit is Chad hyped yeah Chad's hyped"}, {"start": 231.88000000000002, "end": 234.56, "text": " hopefully the streams all good because it's like oh my god they all spam time"}, {"start": 234.56, "end": 237.32000000000002, "text": " they're all like the stream dropping every now and then outside on the track"}, {"start": 237.32, "end": 241.23999999999998, "text": " when we get back inside it'll be fine probably but this is sketchy man look at"}, {"start": 241.23999999999998, "end": 245.48, "text": " this this is good tarmac no yeah this is the real f1 track this is the real f1"}, {"start": 245.48, "end": 248.16, "text": " track yeah this is good so you go all the way up there helping you come down"}, {"start": 248.16, "end": 251.95999999999998, "text": " here I think I'm gonna skip the straight"}, {"start": 255.28, "end": 259.03999999999996, "text": " we do it"}, {"start": 259.03999999999996, "end": 266.0, "text": " spam one if she if she if he should do the whole lap because you know you"}, {"start": 266.0, "end": 270.08, "text": " You know what you have to be you know aware of for the first round. Yeah"}, {"start": 270.98, "end": 274.54, "text": " Wait, I'll skip it later, or maybe you could but you know, it's kind of bad. Yeah"}, {"start": 274.54, "end": 277.66, "text": " Well, I think I want to skip it because okay, there was one but I kind of want to skip it"}, {"start": 277.66, "end": 283.46, "text": " I kind of want to skip it bro. I kind of want to skip it. Yeah, we're working again, bro"}, {"start": 283.46, "end": 288.74, "text": " The amount of people here is crazy. No, there's a thousand people here total two thousand people working"}, {"start": 288.74, "end": 291.26, "text": " there's two thousand people working on the track or"}, {"start": 291.98, "end": 293.98, "text": " at the event or"}, {"start": 293.98, "end": 295.98, "text": " Whatever else going on"}, {"start": 296.0, "end": 300.86, "text": " I think it's only 1,000 from Red Bull and then another 2,000 here from Silverstone."}, {"start": 300.86, "end": 304.32, "text": " So do you hear a mar from this distance? Am I good just holding it like this?"}, {"start": 304.32, "end": 307.32, "text": " Or do I have to move around? I could speak like this. Oh, yeah, that kind of works."}, {"start": 308.0, "end": 314.36, "text": " That's more cozy. So what do you do? You come out, hug the left and then go on to the right."}, {"start": 314.48, "end": 319.12, "text": " That's really tight. Yeah. Do you see this one? This is really tight too."}, {"start": 319.12, "end": 323.92, "text": " Yeah, the straight gets really small. I think maybe two cards max and there's a hundred."}, {"start": 323.92, "end": 327.2, "text": " So good luck going through that tunnel. Everyone's going to get one popped"}, {"start": 327.88, "end": 331.72, "text": " For sure people are gonna like drive into each other. The first corner is GG"}, {"start": 331.72, "end": 335.48, "text": " I think if you get past the first corner actually have like a it's like a survival rate game"}, {"start": 335.48, "end": 342.56, "text": " You know turn 1 40% turn 2 60% turn 3 80% you get past that maybe you have a chance to survive next lap"}, {"start": 342.56, "end": 348.6, "text": " Yep, it's always on the game. Okay. What were you saying? What how many labs you you gonna survive?"}, {"start": 349.64, "end": 350.84000000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 350.84000000000003, "end": 353.8, "text": " Just kind of want to get two laps minimum. Okay"}, {"start": 353.92, "end": 355.56, "text": " it's a seventy five-minute race"}, {"start": 355.56, "end": 358.0, "text": " uh... this is what i wanted to say yesterday when we were like behind each"}, {"start": 358.0, "end": 358.6, "text": " other"}, {"start": 358.6, "end": 362.6, "text": " tens of"}, {"start": 362.6, "end": 363.76, "text": " ideal"}, {"start": 363.76, "end": 365.88, "text": " bro, a hundred subs, ten subs"}, {"start": 365.88, "end": 371.20000000000005, "text": " yo, yo, yo, i'm feeling, i'm feeling confident, bro, i'm feeling confident"}, {"start": 371.20000000000005, "end": 372.6, "text": " i'm feeling confident to a hundred subs"}, {"start": 372.6, "end": 375.64, "text": " okay, a hundred subs, deal"}, {"start": 375.64, "end": 378.28000000000003, "text": " wait, did you get paid for this? because i didn't"}, {"start": 378.28000000000003, "end": 379.48, "text": " i'm a black sheep, man"}, {"start": 379.48, "end": 381.12, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 381.12, "end": 382.04, "text": " you're a black sheep"}, {"start": 382.04, "end": 383.28000000000003, "text": " no, i'm player"}, {"start": 383.28000000000003, "end": 386.52000000000004, "text": " Well, it's the same. It's the same. I thought it's not the same, but it's like that's what we're saying."}, {"start": 386.52000000000004, "end": 390.26000000000005, "text": " That's what we say. It's the same. No, it's the players are the athletes."}, {"start": 390.26000000000005, "end": 393.20000000000005, "text": " You smell me? OK, wait, brother, why do we walk this straight?"}, {"start": 393.6, "end": 396.46000000000004, "text": " Do we look like athletes? Yeah, do we look like athletes?"}, {"start": 396.96000000000004, "end": 399.00000000000006, "text": " I think in these suits, we do look like athletes."}, {"start": 399.00000000000006, "end": 401.38000000000005, "text": " Chad, tell me if the if the audio cuts on. Sorry about it."}, {"start": 401.38000000000005, "end": 404.44000000000005, "text": " It should be fine when we get back. Chad saying easy money for you."}, {"start": 404.48, "end": 406.84000000000003, "text": " What? No, I'll clap him, bro."}, {"start": 407.24, "end": 409.54, "text": " He was actually good yesterday. Now, you were better, though."}, {"start": 409.54, "end": 411.48, "text": " No. Yeah. No, you were better."}, {"start": 411.48, "end": 420.36, "text": " you are better. This corner looks tight. You're going max speed, brake. Where to brake? Well,"}, {"start": 420.36, "end": 425.08000000000004, "text": " you probably brake like a bit further back. Because I can see the lines. One of their"}, {"start": 425.08000000000004, "end": 429.48, "text": " Red Bull drivers drove this track and I can see the cart lines. And they're going Gigo,"}, {"start": 429.48, "end": 434.28000000000003, "text": " oh no, he went into the wall. What? He went into the wall? No, he's going like this."}, {"start": 434.28000000000003, "end": 441.28000000000003, "text": " This is a crazy group. Because also, you're going to be like 80 miles?"}, {"start": 441.28000000000003, "end": 446.28000000000003, "text": " Yeah, the car is 80 miles an hour. Pretty quick."}, {"start": 446.28000000000003, "end": 449.28000000000003, "text": " Then what the hell is this? They just put this down today or what?"}, {"start": 449.28000000000003, "end": 454.28000000000003, "text": " This looks kind of scuffed."}, {"start": 454.28000000000003, "end": 457.28000000000003, "text": " This looks kind of..."}, {"start": 457.28000000000003, "end": 461.28000000000003, "text": " Oh my god, bro, this straight is... Doesn't this look like scary to you?"}, {"start": 461.28000000000003, "end": 467.16, "text": " to you yes I just said you have angst I'm mega angst are you kidding like look"}, {"start": 467.16, "end": 472.68, "text": " at this it's maybe two parts wide maybe three max and there's grass yeah if you"}, {"start": 472.68, "end": 477.00000000000006, "text": " go into the grass you're dead okay good it comes bro if you go into the grass"}, {"start": 477.00000000000006, "end": 480.36, "text": " you go into the barrier you hit the person straight next yeah there shouldn't"}, {"start": 480.36, "end": 485.40000000000003, "text": " be another person to be honest oh you're that fast that there's yeah"}, {"start": 485.40000000000003, "end": 488.40000000000003, "text": " Do you know what Diga means?"}, {"start": 488.40000000000003, "end": 491.40000000000003, "text": " Yes, I do know what that means. That's from Frankfurt, no?"}, {"start": 491.40000000000003, "end": 492.40000000000003, "text": " No, it's just from Germany."}, {"start": 492.40000000000003, "end": 494.40000000000003, "text": " I'm pretty sure they say it a lot in Frankfurt. No, Mein Diga."}, {"start": 494.40000000000003, "end": 495.40000000000003, "text": " That's what they say."}, {"start": 495.40000000000003, "end": 496.40000000000003, "text": " Oh, you say it?"}, {"start": 496.40000000000003, "end": 499.40000000000003, "text": " Yeah, that's why I went to Frankfurt and then everyone kept saying that to me and I was like,"}, {"start": 499.40000000000003, "end": 501.40000000000003, "text": " What? And now I get it."}, {"start": 501.40000000000003, "end": 503.40000000000003, "text": " All the German homies say it."}, {"start": 503.40000000000003, "end": 505.40000000000003, "text": " Oh, that's the longest walk you've ever had."}, {"start": 505.40000000000003, "end": 506.40000000000003, "text": " Is that what you want to call me?"}, {"start": 506.40000000000003, "end": 508.40000000000003, "text": " Is that like my brother?"}, {"start": 508.40000000000003, "end": 509.40000000000003, "text": " Kind of."}, {"start": 509.40000000000003, "end": 510.40000000000003, "text": " My homie?"}, {"start": 510.40000000000003, "end": 511.40000000000003, "text": " Yeah, Mein Diga."}, {"start": 511.40000000000003, "end": 512.4000000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 512.4000000000001, "end": 513.4000000000001, "text": " Why did we walk this whole street?"}, {"start": 513.4000000000001, "end": 514.4000000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 514.4, "end": 521.18, "text": " I'm happy to get my steps in bro, but not this many I swear so nice good exercise"}, {"start": 522.16, "end": 524.16, "text": " Look you can curve here. You see his lines. I"}, {"start": 525.48, "end": 527.48, "text": " Don't know if we should curve here"}, {"start": 527.6, "end": 532.4, "text": " Because if we touch the ground like grass like in real life, we're kind of dead. Yeah"}, {"start": 533.48, "end": 536.1999999999999, "text": " Chat we're gonna swap phones soon, and we're gonna be on Wi-Fi"}, {"start": 536.1999999999999, "end": 540.76, "text": " So it'll be way higher quality and better phone right now. We're in the middle of a racetrack"}, {"start": 540.76, "end": 542.76, "text": " So the stream will be a bit laggy"}, {"start": 544.4, "end": 547.92, "text": " Little pup is scoping out the track. Yeah, of course. We didn't drive this part, right?"}, {"start": 549.1999999999999, "end": 555.1999999999999, "text": " We didn't drive this part. And we might won't. I don't know if I'm going to even make it to this"}, {"start": 555.1999999999999, "end": 561.84, "text": " place. Why am I looking at it? Bro, look at this. Yeah, this track looks... Oh my god. It just looks"}, {"start": 561.84, "end": 567.68, "text": " really... There's dirt everywhere, you know? Yeah. Like it just looks bumpy. There's like cracks"}, {"start": 567.6800000000001, "end": 574.5200000000001, "text": " in the floor everywhere why do we even break maybe here there is no outline as"}, {"start": 574.5200000000001, "end": 579.6400000000001, "text": " well no breaking point of the actually car driver okay someone was doing some"}, {"start": 579.6400000000001, "end": 584.4000000000001, "text": " wheelies brother I'm exhausted how can people walk these tracks F1 drivers do"}, {"start": 584.4000000000001, "end": 587.96, "text": " this every weekend they walk the track they're gonna race F1 drivers"}, {"start": 587.96, "end": 593.48, "text": " younger younger younger younger younger he's doing donuts here this guy"}, {"start": 597.0, "end": 600.76, "text": " oh i'm getting i think i'm getting sick already oh don't yeah brother"}, {"start": 601.8000000000001, "end": 606.2, "text": " ew oh this looks good this looks good this is the kind of time i come for from that"}, {"start": 609.24, "end": 616.6, "text": " are you pointing go outside yeah go inside yeah yeah already inside again you you go you go you"}, {"start": 617.96, "end": 625.76, "text": " And then you go hard turn, surely, I mean if you don't break then you can say hello to the wall"}, {"start": 627.76, "end": 630.26, "text": " And then here and"}, {"start": 632.6, "end": 636.32, "text": " Then do you come out wide here straight line angle chat?"}, {"start": 637.5600000000001, "end": 639.0, "text": " round"}, {"start": 639.0, "end": 642.8000000000001, "text": " And then and then like this. Is this how you hit the corner?"}, {"start": 643.5600000000001, "end": 644.84, "text": " boom"}, {"start": 644.84, "end": 646.84, "text": " Tell you straight line it"}, {"start": 647.96, "end": 657.08, "text": " Ah, yeah of course, because if you straight line it, then you get more speed."}, {"start": 657.08, "end": 663.52, "text": " I've never driven a spot, and you have to do one lap in qualifying, so."}, {"start": 663.52, "end": 664.52, "text": " There's gravel there."}, {"start": 664.52, "end": 670.0, "text": " They said, in the briefing, they said if you go off here into the gravel, it's over."}, {"start": 670.0, "end": 672.12, "text": " Your car won't move."}, {"start": 672.12, "end": 675.52, "text": " So it needs to be gigalocked in here."}, {"start": 675.52, "end": 677.32, "text": " Is there like a, can they give me my go-kart now?"}, {"start": 677.32, "end": 679.72, "text": " I'm kinda broke, I have to walk back, are you kidding?"}, {"start": 679.72, "end": 680.5600000000001, "text": " The whole way?"}, {"start": 683.8000000000001, "end": 686.1600000000001, "text": " Chat I don't do, this is why I don't do IRL streams."}, {"start": 687.72, "end": 689.9000000000001, "text": " Could be reacting to something right now."}, {"start": 689.9000000000001, "end": 691.0600000000001, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 691.0600000000001, "end": 693.62, "text": " Great camera work, Mitsuko, someone says in chat,"}, {"start": 693.62, "end": 694.46, "text": " yo I see it."}, {"start": 696.7, "end": 697.74, "text": " Where did the homie go?"}, {"start": 697.74, "end": 699.38, "text": " Oh he's over there."}, {"start": 699.38, "end": 704.3800000000001, "text": " Then, outside angle, yeah?"}, {"start": 705.0200000000001, "end": 705.8800000000001, "text": " I see the vision."}, {"start": 707.32, "end": 712.22, "text": " that people like do tight track walks and bring like rulers and measurement tapes"}, {"start": 712.22, "end": 715.0200000000001, "text": " to check their angles and shit like eSports pros and they set up their"}, {"start": 715.0200000000001, "end": 721.38, "text": " keyboard they use like a ruler and a mouse pad and stuff okay this is good"}, {"start": 721.38, "end": 727.58, "text": " tarmac this is the real f1 track a real f1 track boom hard hard easy sorry"}, {"start": 727.58, "end": 733.5400000000001, "text": " medium left Samir why is waving the flag that as you see that yeah we"}, {"start": 733.54, "end": 734.54, "text": " We cooked!"}, {"start": 734.54, "end": 739.98, "text": " Nice, we're going to practice this test."}, {"start": 739.98, "end": 741.3, "text": " Now maybe you go around the outside."}, {"start": 741.3, "end": 742.3, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 742.3, "end": 743.3, "text": " Oh, blue flag."}, {"start": 743.3, "end": 747.26, "text": " I'm going to see that early on in the race, yeah."}, {"start": 747.26, "end": 748.26, "text": " Nice, good comps."}, {"start": 748.26, "end": 753.66, "text": " Why is the blue flag next to me?"}, {"start": 753.66, "end": 756.0999999999999, "text": " Okay, I'm not that bad."}, {"start": 756.0999999999999, "end": 757.5799999999999, "text": " White flag, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 757.5799999999999, "end": 759.8199999999999, "text": " I don't know what white flag means."}, {"start": 759.8199999999999, "end": 761.8199999999999, "text": " What does white flag mean?"}, {"start": 761.8199999999999, "end": 763.3, "text": " What does it mean?"}, {"start": 763.3000000000001, "end": 767.8800000000001, "text": " Safe help what does what does white flag mean?"}, {"start": 769.48, "end": 771.48, "text": " What does the white flag mean?"}, {"start": 775.6200000000001, "end": 780.6200000000001, "text": " Take it what's what you mean take it take it where he just took the flag"}, {"start": 784.7400000000001, "end": 786.94, "text": " Okay, this is me every league game"}, {"start": 793.3000000000001, "end": 804.3000000000001, "text": " do we see the white flag? why didn't you choose the blue flag?"}, {"start": 804.3000000000001, "end": 807.3000000000001, "text": " why did you choose the white flag?"}, {"start": 807.3000000000001, "end": 811.3000000000001, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 811.3000000000001, "end": 815.3000000000001, "text": " full stop?"}, {"start": 815.3000000000001, "end": 819.3000000000001, "text": " blue flag means you're a noob."}, {"start": 819.3000000000001, "end": 821.3000000000001, "text": " Okay, look at him go."}, {"start": 821.44, "end": 827.22, "text": " Damn, bro, I think you do better here. Yeah, get me one position more please."}, {"start": 830.22, "end": 835.0600000000001, "text": " Maybe that's all we need to do when we get knocked out in the first three seconds of the race just become flagmen."}, {"start": 835.0600000000001, "end": 837.1400000000001, "text": " I think I could do pretty good at that."}, {"start": 838.5000000000001, "end": 841.98, "text": " Is this the F1 track there is? Oh my god, look at that corner."}, {"start": 843.7, "end": 848.4200000000001, "text": " This is close to where Lewis and Max Verstappen got their crash."}, {"start": 849.3000000000001, "end": 875.3000000000001, "text": " Jesus, Jesus. Wait, I need to focus, man. I'm getting distracted. Okay, outside, turn in, yeah, yeah, but this looks, this looks, then, out, turn in, yeah, yeah, I see the vision, and then turn in, max speed."}, {"start": 875.3000000000001, "end": 880.3000000000001, "text": " Ooh, look at the track difference. Look at the aura. Look at the aura of the F1 track."}, {"start": 880.3000000000001, "end": 888.3000000000001, "text": " You see it? You see when it hits? Chills. Absolute chills."}, {"start": 888.3000000000001, "end": 894.3000000000001, "text": " This is going to be slippery, you know the white stuff. Bro, how many turns is there? There's more?"}, {"start": 894.3000000000001, "end": 901.3000000000001, "text": " There's more. Hit the metal. I could never do it."}, {"start": 901.3000000000001, "end": 912.3000000000001, "text": " F, again? F again? We good? Sure, we need to get out of here. So hairpin into hairpin."}, {"start": 912.3000000000001, "end": 919.86, "text": " Should we just go over to the straight? I'm getting exhausted. Let's go back. Yeah,"}, {"start": 919.86, "end": 925.3800000000001, "text": " hairpin, hairpin. Hairpins are my speciality, that's fine. It's because you go slow."}, {"start": 925.38, "end": 930.02, "text": " let me go fast"}, {"start": 930.02, "end": 931.58, "text": " are you gonna make it?"}, {"start": 931.58, "end": 933.78, "text": " oh nah, getting kinda tired"}, {"start": 933.78, "end": 938.46, "text": " we got another straight to go right"}, {"start": 938.46, "end": 940.1, "text": " oh, my back"}, {"start": 940.1, "end": 941.78, "text": " I'm not"}, {"start": 949.22, "end": 954.42, "text": " you have to do both, double?"}, {"start": 954.4200000000001, "end": 956.08, "text": " alright perfect"}, {"start": 956.08, "end": 957.0200000000001, "text": " let's go back"}, {"start": 957.0200000000001, "end": 960.9000000000001, "text": " let's go back to the land of having internet"}, {"start": 960.9000000000001, "end": 964.1400000000001, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 964.1400000000001, "end": 965.8600000000001, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 965.8600000000001, "end": 967.6200000000001, "text": " look at how"}, {"start": 967.6200000000001, "end": 974.6200000000001, "text": " like the floor is kind of trashy, I don't know how to describe it"}, {"start": 977.0200000000001, "end": 980.0200000000001, "text": " how do you describe it?"}, {"start": 980.0200000000001, "end": 981.98, "text": " how do you describe it, can you show the floor?"}, {"start": 981.98, "end": 983.3800000000001, "text": " look at the floor"}, {"start": 983.38, "end": 985.78, "text": " Oh, really? You saw my feet?"}, {"start": 985.78, "end": 989.98, "text": " Now, there's another half of the track that we could walk, but we could also go back. Thoughts?"}, {"start": 989.98, "end": 998.48, "text": " Take it seriously, so I win? No, but this is my way of taking it seriously."}, {"start": 998.48, "end": 1003.28, "text": " What are you going to miss for in turns? I'm pole position. That's what I want to hear in my ears"}, {"start": 1003.28, "end": 1006.08, "text": " when you tell me where I qualified, because you can talk to me."}, {"start": 1006.08, "end": 1010.18, "text": " This is like revising for exam, but you're not revising."}, {"start": 1010.1800000000001, "end": 1012.2600000000001, "text": " This is not revising for an exam."}, {"start": 1012.2600000000001, "end": 1014.34, "text": " This is like reading a text but blindly,"}, {"start": 1014.34, "end": 1016.1800000000001, "text": " hoping that you get the right questions."}, {"start": 1016.1800000000001, "end": 1018.34, "text": " And then they never give you the right questions."}, {"start": 1018.34, "end": 1019.3000000000001, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 1022.0600000000001, "end": 1022.86, "text": " Look at the ground."}, {"start": 1022.86, "end": 1024.9, "text": " I can see it shining."}, {"start": 1024.9, "end": 1028.02, "text": " Bro, this is a spin galore."}, {"start": 1028.02, "end": 1029.74, "text": " It's like marble."}, {"start": 1029.74, "end": 1030.42, "text": " No, that's comp-"}, {"start": 1030.42, "end": 1031.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1031.94, "end": 1033.1000000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1033.1000000000001, "end": 1035.38, "text": " I can hear people screaming."}, {"start": 1035.38, "end": 1037.3400000000001, "text": " What is there?"}, {"start": 1037.3400000000001, "end": 1038.5, "text": " They're walking the whole track."}, {"start": 1038.5, "end": 1046.42, "text": " are they serious what do we do we walk the whole track are you kidding"}, {"start": 1047.14, "end": 1056.86, "text": " let's go this way no come trust me did we go this way you won't catch me going"}, {"start": 1056.86, "end": 1059.54, "text": " down there hell no"}, {"start": 1059.54, "end": 1062.54, "text": " I'm going to catch me going down there."}, {"start": 1062.54, "end": 1065.54, "text": " You guys stay on the crash, please."}, {"start": 1065.54, "end": 1068.54, "text": " I was going to go back."}, {"start": 1068.54, "end": 1070.54, "text": " Is that okay?"}, {"start": 1070.54, "end": 1072.54, "text": " You go this way and I'll shortcut through."}, {"start": 1072.54, "end": 1073.54, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1073.54, "end": 1075.54, "text": " You guys stay on the walking all the way."}, {"start": 1075.54, "end": 1076.54, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1076.54, "end": 1077.54, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1077.54, "end": 1079.54, "text": " I see the shortcut."}, {"start": 1079.54, "end": 1080.54, "text": " Like that."}, {"start": 1080.54, "end": 1082.54, "text": " Let's go to the shortcut."}, {"start": 1082.54, "end": 1089.54, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 1089.54, "end": 1091.54, "text": " We're the less ones, we are, no?"}, {"start": 1091.54, "end": 1092.54, "text": " We're the less ones."}, {"start": 1092.54, "end": 1093.54, "text": " Not anymore."}, {"start": 1093.54, "end": 1094.54, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 1094.54, "end": 1095.54, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 1095.54, "end": 1096.54, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 1096.54, "end": 1097.54, "text": " The racer's in front."}, {"start": 1097.54, "end": 1098.54, "text": " It's looking doomed."}, {"start": 1098.54, "end": 1100.54, "text": " Cable might come in last."}, {"start": 1100.54, "end": 1101.54, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 1101.54, "end": 1106.54, "text": " Well, you have to go over this."}, {"start": 1106.54, "end": 1107.54, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1107.54, "end": 1110.54, "text": " Are you able to make it?"}, {"start": 1110.54, "end": 1111.54, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 1111.54, "end": 1114.54, "text": " It's like Mario shortcut."}, {"start": 1114.54, "end": 1121.54, "text": " He flies the car, airtime, boom, lands here, back in first place, chasing down Max."}, {"start": 1121.54, "end": 1123.54, "text": " Can you imagine?"}, {"start": 1123.54, "end": 1125.54, "text": " Is that easy?"}, {"start": 1125.54, "end": 1127.54, "text": " They're saying help her."}, {"start": 1127.54, "end": 1128.54, "text": " Are we okay?"}, {"start": 1128.54, "end": 1129.54, "text": " Joe, what is that face?"}, {"start": 1129.54, "end": 1130.54, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 1130.54, "end": 1133.54, "text": " I didn't think it would be you."}, {"start": 1133.54, "end": 1134.54, "text": " You can't do that."}, {"start": 1134.54, "end": 1135.54, "text": " No, you can't do that."}, {"start": 1135.54, "end": 1138.54, "text": " No, I feel awful."}, {"start": 1138.54, "end": 1140.54, "text": " Okay, we're cooked."}, {"start": 1140.54, "end": 1147.54, "text": " the wall exactly and then this is the track again this is the one I know can"}, {"start": 1147.54, "end": 1153.98, "text": " we take a break can we sit for a bit let them catch up no wait for a mar it's a"}, {"start": 1153.98, "end": 1156.22, "text": " good idea"}, {"start": 1158.74, "end": 1166.34, "text": " he's just over there we'll wait for him child we're doing is the stream okay"}, {"start": 1166.34, "end": 1170.06, "text": " It's 144p. Really?"}, {"start": 1170.06, "end": 1173.74, "text": " Come, let's get out of here. Oh, it's so windy."}, {"start": 1173.74, "end": 1176.74, "text": " Where's Max? I don't know. He's probably"}, {"start": 1176.74, "end": 1180.22, "text": " watching my VODs. I would imagine"}, {"start": 1180.22, "end": 1187.22, "text": " checking my lines. So he knows what he's up against."}, {"start": 1191.1399999999999, "end": 1194.74, "text": " This one's a good one. This corner, I like this corner. I like all the corners."}, {"start": 1194.74, "end": 1199.04, "text": " There's only one corner I'm pretty noob on, but people are cutting across the"}, {"start": 1199.04, "end": 1203.04, "text": " corner half the time. I can see so many drivers getting interviewed. I don't think"}, {"start": 1203.04, "end": 1209.28, "text": " I'll get interviewed by anyone. But who is that goofy ass? Never mind. Can we cut"}, {"start": 1209.28, "end": 1215.08, "text": " across here? We're gonna make another cut, right? Surely. We're not gonna walk all the way down there, are we?"}, {"start": 1215.08, "end": 1221.24, "text": " Alright, let's rock. There's also an opening here. When there's an opening, you go for the"}, {"start": 1221.24, "end": 1226.34, "text": " opening otherwise you're no longer a racing driver that's what the hell is"}, {"start": 1226.34, "end": 1231.18, "text": " happening over there do you see that they're like press-uping on each other's"}, {"start": 1231.18, "end": 1242.94, "text": " bodies do you see that howdy what what the fuck press-uping on each other's body"}, {"start": 1242.94, "end": 1249.2, "text": " I think I'm walking past like six cameras here my bad huh yeah let's cross"}, {"start": 1249.2, "end": 1256.92, "text": " here look at that they set that up for me or what damn number one"}, {"start": 1257.72, "end": 1261.56, "text": " well they're guarding it it's mine no"}, {"start": 1261.56, "end": 1271.52, "text": " damn look at that see that boom don't forget that memory see that number one"}, {"start": 1271.52, "end": 1276.0800000000002, "text": " don't forget that memory I'll be on the top step"}, {"start": 1276.08, "end": 1278.08, "text": " Catch me on the top step."}, {"start": 1278.08, "end": 1280.08, "text": " So many cables, right?"}, {"start": 1280.08, "end": 1282.08, "text": " I might break something."}, {"start": 1282.08, "end": 1284.08, "text": " Just know that if I come last in the race,"}, {"start": 1284.08, "end": 1287.08, "text": " there was a period in the stream where I was next to a first place poll."}, {"start": 1287.08, "end": 1289.08, "text": " So just screencap that and put it on Twitter."}, {"start": 1289.08, "end": 1291.08, "text": " And just do what every Twitter verified account does."}, {"start": 1291.08, "end": 1293.08, "text": " Just completely bait everyone with fake news."}, {"start": 1293.08, "end": 1295.08, "text": " And just put official cage with the winner with that picture."}, {"start": 1295.08, "end": 1297.08, "text": " Boom, drop done."}, {"start": 1297.08, "end": 1299.08, "text": " Drop done."}, {"start": 1299.08, "end": 1303.08, "text": " Then at least 60% of people will believe that I actually did well."}, {"start": 1303.08, "end": 1305.08, "text": " No one really researched anything these days."}, {"start": 1305.08, "end": 1315.6399999999999, "text": " just get baited. Ooooooh! We good? When it starts to carting? Is it time? Shit. Oh yeah let's"}, {"start": 1315.6399999999999, "end": 1319.96, "text": " stop stream, let's drop camera. Oh it's time Chad, it's time, it's time. Whoa I'm"}, {"start": 1319.96, "end": 1324.0, "text": " getting chills. It's time for my qualifying up or what. I'm feeling kind of"}, {"start": 1324.0, "end": 1326.0, "text": " I'm getting kinda warmed up"}, {"start": 1329.92, "end": 1331.92, "text": " Put it on your head"}, {"start": 1332.8, "end": 1336.52, "text": " Take it off your head. I can't, it's too tight. Let me hold this one, just take it off."}, {"start": 1339.48, "end": 1341.48, "text": " Damn, look at the carts over there."}, {"start": 1342.8, "end": 1344.8, "text": " I need to get my gloves and helmet, come."}, {"start": 1346.38, "end": 1350.84, "text": " Let's fucking rock. Chad, we're gonna swap streams. The stream might drop for like two seconds, okay?"}, {"start": 1350.84, "end": 1357.08, "text": " We're dropping to another camera. We're swapping to another camera. Alright, hopefully it doesn't drop for too long"}, {"start": 1357.76, "end": 1359.76, "text": " But we're about to swap"}, {"start": 1359.76, "end": 1361.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1366.84, "end": 1368.84, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 1378.72, "end": 1380.72, "text": " Great switch, okay"}, {"start": 1387.32, "end": 1389.32, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 1389.76, "end": 1391.76, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 1398.76, "end": 1400.76, "text": " Wait, hold up, chat."}, {"start": 1403.76, "end": 1404.76, "text": " Yeah, I caught that."}, {"start": 1404.76, "end": 1405.76, "text": " You got it?"}, {"start": 1409.76, "end": 1411.76, "text": " I trust him. I'm gonna cook here."}]}