Preach. Preach, Preach, Preach.
Now I don't know what I've done. Now I've frozen the app. I'm the worst streamer ever.
How am I so bad at this? Now the phone's frozen.
Wait, the stream still... is the stream live?
Can I see?
I don't know if I put the camera in the camera.
Oh wait, the stream is live.
Okay, you can take the camera with you.
Well, look in the car cross.
Okay, now it's for sure better.
Okay, camera woman Mitsuko.
Do you hear the wind?
Do you hear the wind?
Or not?
No?
Okay, perfect. It's very windy.
So basically this is the track, Nitsuko will be Cameraman, what they've done is they've added
another half of a track. So we were all racing yesterday on this go-kart track, now they've added
parts of the main Silverstone track to the karting track, so the lap time has gone from 118 to 230.
and no one's allowed to practice on it. Max's I think. Basically what we're
allowed to do is allow to walk the track and in 30 minutes, sorry if it f's by the
way it might drop every now and then, hopefully it's okay, in 30 minutes we're
gonna do a qualifying flying lap on the track. And however well we do is
where we start but I've never driven this I've never driven this but they made
the track a lot longer so I have to check it out need to help you with my
corners bro so the original track you turn there you'd come up this straight
and you would go down there you go straight now they've added this so you
continue down on QNH. So I don't know where to break. If I don't break I'm going into the
tires. How many laps are you allowed to do in qualifying? Hope I'm not f-ing too hard.
the lens cut chat just so you know hopefully this works the internet here
is gonna be trash because I'm on the track but when I go back to the paddock
everything from now on will be better so here's the new track this is the
actual Silverstone F1 track this is can you see the racing line you can
see this is where the F1 cars go I think this is where I don't know
this is maggots and beckots or whatever so I have to go up around here and I
have to go down this straight Jesus it's a long straight look at it that's
actually insanely long okay and then there's a hairpin at the top I don't
want to walk the whole track because it's too much I don't know if I can walk
that far bro yo look at this this is massive man
oh what else is massive going then how you doing this is super cool oh yeah
I have one Mike oh that's okay oh the shit is Chad hyped yeah Chad's hyped
hopefully the streams all good because it's like oh my god they all spam time
they're all like the stream dropping every now and then outside on the track
when we get back inside it'll be fine probably but this is sketchy man look at
this this is good tarmac no yeah this is the real f1 track this is the real f1
track yeah this is good so you go all the way up there helping you come down
here I think I'm gonna skip the straight
we do it
spam one if she if she if he should do the whole lap because you know you
You know what you have to be you know aware of for the first round. Yeah
Wait, I'll skip it later, or maybe you could but you know, it's kind of bad. Yeah
Well, I think I want to skip it because okay, there was one but I kind of want to skip it
I kind of want to skip it bro. I kind of want to skip it. Yeah, we're working again, bro
The amount of people here is crazy. No, there's a thousand people here total two thousand people working
there's two thousand people working on the track or
at the event or
Whatever else going on
I think it's only 1,000 from Red Bull and then another 2,000 here from Silverstone.
So do you hear a mar from this distance? Am I good just holding it like this?
Or do I have to move around? I could speak like this. Oh, yeah, that kind of works.
That's more cozy. So what do you do? You come out, hug the left and then go on to the right.
That's really tight. Yeah. Do you see this one? This is really tight too.
Yeah, the straight gets really small. I think maybe two cards max and there's a hundred.
So good luck going through that tunnel. Everyone's going to get one popped
For sure people are gonna like drive into each other. The first corner is GG
I think if you get past the first corner actually have like a it's like a survival rate game
You know turn 1 40% turn 2 60% turn 3 80% you get past that maybe you have a chance to survive next lap
Yep, it's always on the game. Okay. What were you saying? What how many labs you you gonna survive?
I
Just kind of want to get two laps minimum. Okay
it's a seventy five-minute race
uh... this is what i wanted to say yesterday when we were like behind each
other
tens of
ideal
bro, a hundred subs, ten subs
yo, yo, yo, i'm feeling, i'm feeling confident, bro, i'm feeling confident
i'm feeling confident to a hundred subs
okay, a hundred subs, deal
wait, did you get paid for this? because i didn't
i'm a black sheep, man
okay
you're a black sheep
no, i'm player
Well, it's the same. It's the same. I thought it's not the same, but it's like that's what we're saying.
That's what we say. It's the same. No, it's the players are the athletes.
You smell me? OK, wait, brother, why do we walk this straight?
Do we look like athletes? Yeah, do we look like athletes?
I think in these suits, we do look like athletes.
Chad, tell me if the if the audio cuts on. Sorry about it.
It should be fine when we get back. Chad saying easy money for you.
What? No, I'll clap him, bro.
He was actually good yesterday. Now, you were better, though.
No. Yeah. No, you were better.
you are better. This corner looks tight. You're going max speed, brake. Where to brake? Well,
you probably brake like a bit further back. Because I can see the lines. One of their
Red Bull drivers drove this track and I can see the cart lines. And they're going Gigo,
oh no, he went into the wall. What? He went into the wall? No, he's going like this.
This is a crazy group. Because also, you're going to be like 80 miles?
Yeah, the car is 80 miles an hour. Pretty quick.
Then what the hell is this? They just put this down today or what?
This looks kind of scuffed.
This looks kind of...
Oh my god, bro, this straight is... Doesn't this look like scary to you?
to you yes I just said you have angst I'm mega angst are you kidding like look
at this it's maybe two parts wide maybe three max and there's grass yeah if you
go into the grass you're dead okay good it comes bro if you go into the grass
you go into the barrier you hit the person straight next yeah there shouldn't
be another person to be honest oh you're that fast that there's yeah
Do you know what Diga means?
Yes, I do know what that means. That's from Frankfurt, no?
No, it's just from Germany.
I'm pretty sure they say it a lot in Frankfurt. No, Mein Diga.
That's what they say.
Oh, you say it?
Yeah, that's why I went to Frankfurt and then everyone kept saying that to me and I was like,
What? And now I get it.
All the German homies say it.
Oh, that's the longest walk you've ever had.
Is that what you want to call me?
Is that like my brother?
Kind of.
My homie?
Yeah, Mein Diga.
Okay.
Why did we walk this whole street?
I don't know.
I'm happy to get my steps in bro, but not this many I swear so nice good exercise
Look you can curve here. You see his lines. I
Don't know if we should curve here
Because if we touch the ground like grass like in real life, we're kind of dead. Yeah
Chat we're gonna swap phones soon, and we're gonna be on Wi-Fi
So it'll be way higher quality and better phone right now. We're in the middle of a racetrack
So the stream will be a bit laggy
Little pup is scoping out the track. Yeah, of course. We didn't drive this part, right?
We didn't drive this part. And we might won't. I don't know if I'm going to even make it to this
place. Why am I looking at it? Bro, look at this. Yeah, this track looks... Oh my god. It just looks
really... There's dirt everywhere, you know? Yeah. Like it just looks bumpy. There's like cracks
in the floor everywhere why do we even break maybe here there is no outline as
well no breaking point of the actually car driver okay someone was doing some
wheelies brother I'm exhausted how can people walk these tracks F1 drivers do
this every weekend they walk the track they're gonna race F1 drivers
younger younger younger younger younger he's doing donuts here this guy
oh i'm getting i think i'm getting sick already oh don't yeah brother
ew oh this looks good this looks good this is the kind of time i come for from that
are you pointing go outside yeah go inside yeah yeah already inside again you you go you go you
And then you go hard turn, surely, I mean if you don't break then you can say hello to the wall
And then here and
Then do you come out wide here straight line angle chat?
round
And then and then like this. Is this how you hit the corner?
boom
Tell you straight line it
Ah, yeah of course, because if you straight line it, then you get more speed.
I've never driven a spot, and you have to do one lap in qualifying, so.
There's gravel there.
They said, in the briefing, they said if you go off here into the gravel, it's over.
Your car won't move.
So it needs to be gigalocked in here.
Is there like a, can they give me my go-kart now?
I'm kinda broke, I have to walk back, are you kidding?
The whole way?
Chat I don't do, this is why I don't do IRL streams.
Could be reacting to something right now.
Jesus.
Great camera work, Mitsuko, someone says in chat,
yo I see it.
Where did the homie go?
Oh he's over there.
Then, outside angle, yeah?
I see the vision.
that people like do tight track walks and bring like rulers and measurement tapes
to check their angles and shit like eSports pros and they set up their
keyboard they use like a ruler and a mouse pad and stuff okay this is good
tarmac this is the real f1 track a real f1 track boom hard hard easy sorry
medium left Samir why is waving the flag that as you see that yeah we
We cooked!
Nice, we're going to practice this test.
Now maybe you go around the outside.
I don't know.
Oh, blue flag.
I'm going to see that early on in the race, yeah.
Nice, good comps.
Why is the blue flag next to me?
Okay, I'm not that bad.
White flag, what does that mean?
I don't know what white flag means.
What does white flag mean?
What does it mean?
Safe help what does what does white flag mean?
What does the white flag mean?
Take it what's what you mean take it take it where he just took the flag
Okay, this is me every league game
do we see the white flag? why didn't you choose the blue flag?
why did you choose the white flag?
what?
full stop?
blue flag means you're a noob.
Okay, look at him go.
Damn, bro, I think you do better here. Yeah, get me one position more please.
Maybe that's all we need to do when we get knocked out in the first three seconds of the race just become flagmen.
I think I could do pretty good at that.
Is this the F1 track there is? Oh my god, look at that corner.
This is close to where Lewis and Max Verstappen got their crash.
Jesus, Jesus. Wait, I need to focus, man. I'm getting distracted. Okay, outside, turn in, yeah, yeah, but this looks, this looks, then, out, turn in, yeah, yeah, I see the vision, and then turn in, max speed.
Ooh, look at the track difference. Look at the aura. Look at the aura of the F1 track.
You see it? You see when it hits? Chills. Absolute chills.
This is going to be slippery, you know the white stuff. Bro, how many turns is there? There's more?
There's more. Hit the metal. I could never do it.
F, again? F again? We good? Sure, we need to get out of here. So hairpin into hairpin.
Should we just go over to the straight? I'm getting exhausted. Let's go back. Yeah,
hairpin, hairpin. Hairpins are my speciality, that's fine. It's because you go slow.
let me go fast
are you gonna make it?
oh nah, getting kinda tired
we got another straight to go right
oh, my back
I'm not
you have to do both, double?
alright perfect
let's go back
let's go back to the land of having internet
yeah
okay
look at how
like the floor is kind of trashy, I don't know how to describe it
how do you describe it?
how do you describe it, can you show the floor?
look at the floor
Oh, really? You saw my feet?
Now, there's another half of the track that we could walk, but we could also go back. Thoughts?
Take it seriously, so I win? No, but this is my way of taking it seriously.
What are you going to miss for in turns? I'm pole position. That's what I want to hear in my ears
when you tell me where I qualified, because you can talk to me.
This is like revising for exam, but you're not revising.
This is not revising for an exam.
This is like reading a text but blindly,
hoping that you get the right questions.
And then they never give you the right questions.
What the hell is this?
Look at the ground.
I can see it shining.
Bro, this is a spin galore.
It's like marble.
No, that's comp-
No.
No.
I can hear people screaming.
What is there?
They're walking the whole track.
are they serious what do we do we walk the whole track are you kidding
let's go this way no come trust me did we go this way you won't catch me going
down there hell no
I'm going to catch me going down there.
You guys stay on the crash, please.
I was going to go back.
Is that okay?
You go this way and I'll shortcut through.
Alright.
You guys stay on the walking all the way.
Yep.
Thank you.
I see the shortcut.
Like that.
Let's go to the shortcut.
Okay, thank you.
We're the less ones, we are, no?
We're the less ones.
Not anymore.
This is...
Look at that.
You see that?
The racer's in front.
It's looking doomed.
Cable might come in last.
Boom!
Well, you have to go over this.
Boom.
Are you able to make it?
Boom.
It's like Mario shortcut.
He flies the car, airtime, boom, lands here, back in first place, chasing down Max.
Can you imagine?
Is that easy?
They're saying help her.
Are we okay?
Joe, what is that face?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I didn't think it would be you.
You can't do that.
No, you can't do that.
No, I feel awful.
Okay, we're cooked.
the wall exactly and then this is the track again this is the one I know can
we take a break can we sit for a bit let them catch up no wait for a mar it's a
good idea
he's just over there we'll wait for him child we're doing is the stream okay
It's 144p. Really?
Come, let's get out of here. Oh, it's so windy.
Where's Max? I don't know. He's probably
watching my VODs. I would imagine
checking my lines. So he knows what he's up against.
This one's a good one. This corner, I like this corner. I like all the corners.
There's only one corner I'm pretty noob on, but people are cutting across the
corner half the time. I can see so many drivers getting interviewed. I don't think
I'll get interviewed by anyone. But who is that goofy ass? Never mind. Can we cut
across here? We're gonna make another cut, right? Surely. We're not gonna walk all the way down there, are we?
Alright, let's rock. There's also an opening here. When there's an opening, you go for the
opening otherwise you're no longer a racing driver that's what the hell is
happening over there do you see that they're like press-uping on each other's
bodies do you see that howdy what what the fuck press-uping on each other's body
I think I'm walking past like six cameras here my bad huh yeah let's cross
here look at that they set that up for me or what damn number one
well they're guarding it it's mine no
damn look at that see that boom don't forget that memory see that number one
don't forget that memory I'll be on the top step
Catch me on the top step.
So many cables, right?
I might break something.
Just know that if I come last in the race,
there was a period in the stream where I was next to a first place poll.
So just screencap that and put it on Twitter.
And just do what every Twitter verified account does.
Just completely bait everyone with fake news.
And just put official cage with the winner with that picture.
Boom, drop done.
Drop done.
Then at least 60% of people will believe that I actually did well.
No one really researched anything these days.
just get baited. Ooooooh! We good? When it starts to carting? Is it time? Shit. Oh yeah let's
stop stream, let's drop camera. Oh it's time Chad, it's time, it's time. Whoa I'm
getting chills. It's time for my qualifying up or what. I'm feeling kind of
I'm getting kinda warmed up
Put it on your head
Take it off your head. I can't, it's too tight. Let me hold this one, just take it off.
Damn, look at the carts over there.
I need to get my gloves and helmet, come.
Let's fucking rock. Chad, we're gonna swap streams. The stream might drop for like two seconds, okay?
We're dropping to another camera. We're swapping to another camera. Alright, hopefully it doesn't drop for too long
But we're about to swap
I
All right
Great switch, okay
Yeah
Uh...
Wait, hold up, chat.
Yeah, I caught that.
You got it?
I trust him. I'm gonna cook here.