Oh, no.
oh my fidget spinner is messed up, Cheers!
Yo, what's going on, good chap, what's going on, good chap, what's going on, what's going
on, good chap, what's going on, what's good ladies and gentlemen, I have returned once
more yet again, yet again once more again.
hoodie. I repeat black hoodie. Yo Johnny, yo Slayer, wife, grand, yo Pan, Korg, uh, uh, uh,
Rico, unhinged, bubblegum, Allie, Mater, Dan, Moosh, Doll, Yaw, Chaotic, Caroline, Cosmic,
Summer, Her W Subbers, man. Appreciate that. Chad, how's everybody's day going on the
on the schedule one to ten. Let me hear it. How are we doing up in here? Chat my fidget
spinners messed up. Bro, look at this. Oh no. How do I fix it? Look. Oh no, this is
a disaster. How do I fix my fidget spinner, bruh? Oh, it's cooked. Oh, Lord. Lord have mercy.
Yo, Vic with the tea and get them. Appreciate you, Vic with the tea and get them. Thank
you. Wait, I fixed it just a little bit. Hold up. There's been a slight fix that
happened but it's still not a hundred percent see it's still not spinning at a
hundred percent capacity you know what I mean see that's not that's not a clean
spin bruh that's not a clean spin at all
Gigi, I just tore it up even worse.
Oh, G to the G ski.
Wait, maybe?
You hear that noise? It's not supposed to...
You hear it?
It's not supposed to be making that much noise.
But that is a good spin though. That is a very good spin.
Wow! It's still going dude!
It's still going!
Clean!
Oh, it's back your team with the five get the appreciate you came with the five get the thank you chat
What's all do they man, huh?
What did y'all get up to today?
Yeah
What'd you get up to?
What did you get up to today?
Hey, work, job, and school?
No, you did not.
OK, let's start start the night off with a lie.
Your author vives with the five gift to thank you.
Hey, Kasey, it's Haley from last night.
You told me to come back tonight and tell you
what to draw for a tattoo.
Oh, Emsbury tattoo, wasn't it?
You choose between a frog and a weenie dog?
Chas, I do a frog or a weenie dog.
Ooh, I might go, mm.
I might go weenie dog, not gonna lie.
I might go weenie dog.
Yo, sleepy with 1,000 bits.
High case, my mom, Barb,
is getting knee replacement done on January 6th.
It'll mean a lot if you could wish us our good luck.
Yo, good luck, Barb, on your knee replacement.
Everything goes good for you. Thank you. Um, yo, Zach with 5,000 bits.
Would you rather do cave diving or underwater welding for a living?
Also, can you wish Kimmy a happy 24th birthday? You'll happy 24th birth early 24th
birthday. Kimmy, thank you. Um,
welding not going to lie because Kate like diving like in the cave action,
that's too much. I wouldn't want to do either of them.
But if I had to, I would have to, I would rather choose underwater welding than cave
diving.
Wouldn't you chat?
I mean, come on.
I have not played that.
Gene, thank you for the thousand bits.
I appreciate that.
Yo, Meg, with a thousand bits as well.
High case I was watching the VODs on my shift break today and my coworkers looked at
me funny and said, what is that in a mean tone?
What should I do about this egregious crime?
you should report them to HR and get them fired.
And if HR doesn't wanna do anything about it,
then you take them to court too.
Don't go to court for no money,
just go to court to get them fired.
What you mean, what is that in a mean tone?
What they trying to say, man?
What they trying to say?
What you mean, what is that?
That's messed up.
So does that not messed up?
Huh
Yo loser with 500 bits case I much would take for you to play leave the night
You wire me a million dollars in my bank account right now, and I got you right here. You got five minutes
You better get to call in the bank
You better get to call back matter of fact you give me a million I
Got you for the whole stream matter of fact
I do. The thing is, there's nothing wrong with League of Legends itself. It's the people
within it. It's the people you get on your team. That's the problem. League of Legends
on its own isn't bad. League of Legends is a great game. It's just the people that
you get matched within it are the problem. These people cannot be real people. They
can't. I've experienced these things in my League of Legends ranked games that it's so
bad that it's there's no option but for them to like not be real. Unless there is some
program that goes around to like dog pounds and let's dogs play a computer game for an
an hour like maybe there's like a I don't know maybe that's it maybe there's
like yo man you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna start a program for dogs that
are living in shelters I'm gonna start bringing a PC to these dogs that live
in shelters and let these dogs play a computer game for an hour and then
just let them load up league and that's who I get on my team actual
animals. It's bad, bro. What is this? Can you congratulate my friend Kevin on cheating
on his final? He did good. Yo, congratulation, Kevin. What is this? Wait, what is this right
What is it?
Uh, in case my wife told me I had to turn your stream off, I told her to refuse.
I refuse to commit such a transgression.
Um, I don't know what your wife is thinking right now, but she needs to lock in.
I don't know what she thinks is the issue here.
You ain't cutting that stream off.
You hear me?
You tell her I said that.
You ain't cutting the stream off.
Okay. You ain't matter of fact, you're gonna have to leave her.
It is what it is. That's bad. That's like next level bad right there.
Okay. Yo, brocolito with the five give the thing matter.
No, I'm kidding. Don't do that. Don't do that. Appreciate you, brocolito.
Thank you. Not don't do that. Chad is that grounds for a divorce?
Hey, case. Did you hear they brought back the case?
Dorito at Taco Bell. Yes, I did hear that. And I also do not care because dude, don't
even get me started. Yo prime with the team gifted and lord with the five gift. Thank you.
You are literally doing anything and everything besides bringing back the best item you've
ever had. I actually do not understand. I don't get it. Did you forget how to make
the Steakhouse Burrito? I don't understand, or was it something that I envisioned in my
imagination for two weeks of my life back in 2017? You'll bring back the case, Surrito.
bring back literally anything besides the steakhouse burrito. I do not get it, man. Mandela, I think?
No, I would not make up something that was this great. Okay, this was real.
Yo, FBI with 1500 bits or 2000 bits actually, please wish my wife luck on our travels.
She's going on a plane tomorrow and I hate planes.
Yo, good luck to your wife on that plane.
I hate planes too.
Not gonna lie.
I do not mess with no plane action.
Okay.
Yo, happy birthday, Leslie.
Chat's yo, Leslie.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Leslie.
Thank you.
What is it?
Oh.
They kissed my birthday?
Can you draw another version of your face so I can get it tattooed?
Oh lord.
Yeah, I got you.
That's gonna be bad though.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah.
Bet, I got you. Wait, so you sent me the million dollars for the League of Legends game?
That's what you did?
Did I get a million-dollar wire transfer? Oh
Bro sent me a million dollars what hold on I
Gotta draw these two tattoos. Let me draw these two tattoos real quick
I'm gonna do a weenie dog
And I'm gonna do another self-portrait. Okay, I
Think I have a better chance of doing a weenie dog than a frog
You know what I'm saying like actually
I think I have a way better chance of drawing a weenie dog what I might do when I draw the weenie dog
Bro, I might put some mustard on that thing
Think about it
Tell me that wouldn't go kind of hard a little bit
Tell me that wouldn't go hard a little bit
Huh
Huh, where's it at? There you go
Winnie-Doll time y'all ready for this Winnie-Doll first, okay
You are gonna get this tattoo right don't play with me I don't do this for a free ski
We need all right there.
Splook up. Dude, the paint bucket needs patched.
Yo, Microsoft paint devs, what are y'all doing?
Patch the paint bucket. Why does it leave?
Like a little piece that doesn't... I don't understand.
Like patch it!
Like what are you doing?
like what are you doing?
okay I was gonna do it where it was facing this direction but judging upon
how this looks right here that's gonna be the the tail
Okay, you got some weenie dog action going.
Pull a little bit of mustard on you.
I fear I cooked.
Lord have mercy, I fear I cooked.
I not? Tell me that's not at least somewhat, somewhat good. It's missing legs. No, it's
not. It's other it's high. It's back legs are the legs on the other side or just covered
up by the front ones. That's signature. That's signature hard though. Tell me that signature
a hard right there. That's clean. Don't play with me. Huh? Okay, there's your weenie dog
tattoo you're welcome now self-portrait where's the circle option there it is
You see how you see how you see how I drew that circle because I'm him
Okay, it's back.
All right.
Okay, hold on.
Do something like this right here.
Okay.
What do I even look like?
Okay.
something like that okay okay okay what is this right here
Let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think.
Oh my goodness.
Oh
Oh Lord have mercy
Oh my goodness what is happening?
Somebody said I'm scared.
Yo.
Yo!
Kinda cooking now, hold on.
Actually kind of cooking a little bit.
Okay. I need to do some eyelids.
That makes it look way better.
What are y'all thinking?
You all see the similarity?
Is that not kind of tough?
Let's be honest, is this not kind of tough?
Mustache needs to go lower, buddy.
Out of everything you could have scrutinized here.
You do that.
Are you joking?
Buddy.
Make this look a little better right here
There we go. Yep
Okay, nobody steal that now because I signed it. Let me take a picture of that. Is that
one better than the other one I made? This one? I don't know, bruh. I'm not sure if
anyone would steal that. What are you trying to say? Hey, you'll post the
pictures proof you're getting a tattoo tomorrow. Bet. Bet. Looks
like the one you did for me, but a rat with mustard. I mean,
look here. Yo, what's good? La la. Thank you. Chat. Look
here, you know, I at the end of the day. At the end of the
day all that matters is is that I did my best and I did.
What are you doing?
Okay, you're a little heavy, not no lie.
Lord, get a little heavy right there, arm started burning on me.
Hey, arm started burning, not gonna lie, I had to quit that right there.
This kitty sleep with you now, she don't sleep in no bed action.
She don't mess with beds like that.
When I go to sleep or something, she'll like chill up there for a little bit,
but she'll never sleep in a bed though.
Which is a good thing not gonna lie cuz I'll be all over the place
You'll like it with the five gift that thank you
Cuz I'll be all over the place
Last thing you want to do is roll over owner or something like that she'll be a brief
You would not want that to happen bubba
Do that happens quite a lot
Bro, I remember growing up out here stories
Bro, people just straight up kill their dog or cat by sleeping in the bed with him and he roll over on them and like lay on
them and smothering and that's why I've never I've never wanted like
animal
Like to lay it like to sleep like sleep there cuz like bro you can roll over and the smothering
Smothering. Yeah, you'll pick it with the five. Thank you
never heard of that? Well, yeah, because you've never been outside or interacted with another
human. Of course you haven't. We didn't expect you to bud. But that's a real thing. You can
look it up. Hey, that's a real thing. You can look it happens, bro. Hey, it happens.
happens to kids too. Yeah, bro. Think about it, bro. You can't control where you rolling
over and stuff that while you're sleeping because you're unconscious. You roll over
or something, bro. GG. Hey, GG, man. That's a myth. It's literally not. What? Yo, Sloan,
10000 bits a high-case my nine-year-old daughter loves your YouTube videos who watch them together daily. She loves kitty
I got her some kitty marts and you're dressed to impress laser for Christmas. She's she's gonna flip. Thank you for all you do
Yo, w w Sloan for real. Thank you. That's actually really cool. W mom for it. That's actually dope. Thank you
But yeah
OMG, it's not a myth bro
We've learned by now that people in here just like disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing
Actually, yo, Navy with the T and give the W Navy with the T and give the thank you people in here like disagreeing just for the sake of disagreeing.
No, I'm not a human has an update.
What?
You know solar with the fire, thank you
What you better not be lying to me right now you understand me. No, I'm not a human gotta update
What is this
Legal Legends shut up nerd.
Unusual suspects update.
What is this?
more visitors. Introduce 12 new characters. Six new events. One more ending. One more
ending. Yo, they got 12 new visitors, bro. Yo, what? That's actually crazy. No way.
Hey, I gotta update that thing.
We're gonna do that after our visual tonight.
What?
How did I not hear about that till just now?
How's there only one goober in the chat saying it?
Wait, what?
Chad, how's there only one person
That told me about that.
Call me about this right now.
Yo-ha-dog, water queen with the five, thank you.
I forgot.
That is no excuse, by the way.
That is absolutely no excuse, by the way.
saying it's not.
Mod whoever said it.
Yeah, who said it?
We got to mod them.
Like what?
Who did it?
They got to be modded up in here.
chat. Not everybody could have done it. Give me the answer. Wait, no, it was pal that did
it. Yo pal, what the five get the do we mod pal? Like actually do we? We might legitimately
have to. No jokeski. We might we might have to mod pal up in here. Okay. That is
unreal. I can't believe it.
Yo eyes with the five. Thank you. Matter of fact, we just have a day where we mod
everybody in here. Y'all cool with that?
Let's just have a day
where we look at this goober trying to be a hero in here. This goober just said
quarantine zone January 12th big dog big dog you ain't a hero big dog you
ain't a hero okay you ain't you you are not a hero up in here I'm a hero and you
You also know what time it is.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh!
You know?
Redemption time!
What'd you say?
Bro been studying all stream, you must not know me at all.
You must not know me at all if you think I'm about to sit here and study all stream.
Lock in, I gotta use the restroom, you're dirty with the fire, thank you.
I plead destiny!
Oh yeah!
Pfft!
Let's go!
Don't let me down.
I'm going to kill you.
man why is it totally doing the announcement man
man golly man
yep you look great shut up
Oh my goodness. Wow.
We're going to ask you 11 questions. Let's get right to the quiz.
That's unreal, actually. That's crazy.
That's actually unreal, by the way. That is disgusting.
They gave me Jacwan in here man, come on bruh.
Hey, hey, hey, I got a good feeling right here though.
I got a good feeling.
I got a feeling.
Now it's...
We're starving all day!
Asteroids called Trojans travel in the same orbit as which large planet?
How may I?
Jupiter.
Pluto.
Okay, uh, thank you.
Fussy, baby.
Thank you for making it obvious for me. I guess cuz I had no idea what this Google was talking about. I had no idea. I didn't
The correct answer is
Jupiter
You get 100
Let's go
So Haley thanks for attending today. Why don't you tell us a nice fact about yourself?
Um, my favorite genre is science fiction.
Good fact.
Wait, that wasn't scripted.
That didn't seem like that one was scripted right there.
She really got put on the spot!
It's time for the next question.
Bussy baby, please pick one of these subjects.
Who picked between...
She got put on the spot right there!
She wasn't expecting that!
I have a very question.
If enormous Eddie hung out with Tiny Tim, then going by name alone, Eddie would be which?
The biggest.
Bigger than Tim.
Smaller than Tim.
The same size as Tim.
Number one, don't try to confuse me here.
Fussy, baby.
Hey, Teddy.
Give us your answer.
Don't try to confuse me here, bubble.
We know what's going on.
We got your answer.
The biggest.
makes the answer the largest bigger than 10
yeah yo yo with the team thank you had enough of me go for it claudia
finally hi I'm claudia finally claudia I'm for us to go to the second grade this
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
Let's say buy to your old classmate and meet a new one.
See you later.
Yeah.
And you'll get a helping hand from?
Anybody but you, Kwana, we good.
Issa.
OK, we got some Issa.
Yeah.
Yay.
Hey, it's Issa.
I'm very good at vocabulary and grammar questions.
Fussy baby, go and play with these subjects.
There is spelling, reading, math, geometry.
Easy!
Spelling is a guarantee.
With this next question.
True or false?
The letter U appears in the spelling
of the following word for a tall building.
tower
false
fussy baby pick the right answer false
Your answer is unless it's to w you are
And the real answer is
False let's go not many people would have got that right chat
Not many people would have got that.
So, Eza, thank you for joining us.
Why don't you tell us a fact you learned recently?
Alphabet comes from Alphabet and Beta.
I'm the Alphabet!
Cool to know.
Me!
Let's move to the next question.
Bussy, baby, take a look at these subjects.
Well, GG, chat.
Is it?
We're going to art on them.
U.S. don't need a green thumb for this color's question.
Like the U.S., Francis Flag features the colors red, white, and what?
Blue? I guess you said like U.S. or that's the only thing I know.
Busy baby.
Red, white, red, white, blue.
I'm locked!
And the answer is in.
Yeah, so yeah, we made it past the second grade. Can you believe it?
Can you believe it?
Amazing you got everything right
But it's time we swap hosts. It's yours now, Teddy!
NOOOOOOO!
It's my turn!
To the next one.
Welcome to NOOOOOOO!
My question is now worth 200 points.
We'll say hi to our new classmate and goodbye to the old one.
See you soon!
Why?
Yes!
You'll be helped in this great anybody but just water we are
Okay
Yeah
Eva I like to practice my foreign languages and such a same
Bussy baby
Don't get tongue time for this foreign languages question
I'mma go French, not gonna lie.
Fussy, baby.
Which is the right answer?
I'mma go French, not gonna lie.
We've got it now.
That just sounds like that sounds like the correct answer.
Why answer is...
French. Easy!
You get 200 points.
So, Ava, thank you for being here. Can you tell us a fun fact you learned recently?
Apparently, some ATMs in the Vatican City have Latin as an available language.
A good fact. You got it. How could you possibly have known?
Check the next question. You're seven years old
Plus the baby pick your favorite subject. It is
life science
Geometry earth science
Social study. Oh GG. Oh my goodness GG
I'm going to her son
This next first question is 70% water
Water. Air masses that form over water are described as what? Continental. Maritime.
Wave you. Maritime. Fussy baby. It's your chance to answer. Maritime.
I am so locked up!
So the real answer is...
Get off me!
Maritime!
WOOOOOO!
You get 200 points!
ZUKABA!
That's enough for me.
It's your turn, Claudio.
ZUKABA!
Almost there!
We're halfway there!
And now, fourth grade.
Every question here is worth 250 points.
Let's greet our new classmate and say bye to the old one.
Bye for now.
Bye!
Yeah!
Uh-huh.
Yay!
Let's say hi to your new classmate.
Yeah.
Wookiee!
Lord!
Yes!
Yeah!
The name is Wookiee.
What's Casually in a fourth grade by the way?
Physics.
Yes. That is true. Thank you, come again.
That is true.
Thank you and it is locked in. Thank you. Well, the correct answer is that's easy money
True
My goodness is getting crazy
Oh man, can you give us a fun fact about your favorite subject?
The golden reshield is a principle used in almost any form of art.
You said that yesterday, get some new material, loser!
Great to know. We gotta go to the next question.
Fussy baby, let's pick one of these sub-
Animal science!
...insider animal science.
No animals were harmed in the making of this question.
Nicknamed the walking fish,
The axolotl is an amphibian found in the lakes of Sochi-Milko and what North American country?
Fussy baby, choose an answer!
I'm him.
We got the answer.
Woohoo!
The real answer is actually Mexico
I
Come home man
That was a good one though
I got a good feeling. I got a good feeling. That was that dude. I'm telling y'all. It's
I got a good feeling that was that dude. I'm telling y'all
It's time for first grade. How nice to have you here. Every question here is worth 100 points
Let's go
And giving you a hand now will be
Grow picked Alaska and thought he was a genius, but that was not Alaska. What are you saying?
Was that Alaska?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm
Alaska's down there by Hawaii.
What are you talking about?
Busy baby. Please pick a good
subject. We've got grammar,
reading, measurements, life
science. Okay.
Then why is it beside Alaska on
question. How many downs are in this question?
Literally,
every single map, it's like this, it's down here by Hawaii and
every single map. I don't understand what you what do you expect me to think? Like what?
One, two, three.
Fussy, baby, please pick an answer.
it's now locked in so the right answer is 2 sorry that wasn't the correct answer
unfortunately you are not smarter than a fifth grader but we'd love to give you
another chance I hope you're ready for a pop quiz it are you smarter than a fifth
grader we're going to ask the 11 questions in season difficulty we'll
skip the instructor there's a lot of messed up maps okay then it's not my
fault welcome to first grade you'll get help from your classmates if the
The map itself was wrong, it wasn't my fault.
to complete her pop quiz and finished with three and a half minutes to go how long did it take her
11 minutes and 30 seconds 10 minutes and 30 seconds 12 minutes one fussy baby do you have the answer
one i'm not gonna lie if this would have been 12 minutes and 30 seconds i would have selected that
I'm glad I didn't I'm glad I didn't put that because I'm 100% so that's a death.
Well, the actual answer is...
11 minutes and 30 seconds.
Let's go.
You got this.
You get 100 points.
Let's go, man.
So, EZAC, thanks so much for being here.
Can you tell us a nice fact about yourself?
I'd like to take day trips and wander around the store close to you.
No, we'll keep dreaming, bud.
Excellent fact. Let's check out...
What do you think you're gonna do to be able to walk around all day with no job and just go take day trips, buddy?
You're gonna be working.
Huh. Right, hello.
Fussy baby. Pick yourself a good subject.
They are?
Get your graph and calculator out for this equation.
Just do things as you don't walk around, go to museums during the day every day.
Big dog, you're gonna be checking out my stuff at Walgreens.
What number is 11 more than 55 and 9 fewer than 75?
64.
65.
66.
Please stop.
Okay, thank you.
Fussy, baby.
It's your turn to answer.
What?
I
Would
Don't worry take as long as you gotta be there and it is locked in
That confused me for a minute.
I did like the addition thing and something went wrong.
I had to think about it.
I hate math.
Man, I hate math.
I hope you're ready for this second grade. I really do hate math. This time each question is worth
150 points. We'll leave our old classmate for now and say hi to a new one
Man I want some potato chips bro. I want some chips
And helping you out. I want some potato chips. I want some chips
Try to give me some chips
You know what, I won't rob me some munchos.
Y'all ever had munchos?
Man, I love me some munchos, dude.
If you've never had munchos, you're actually missing out to an unfathomable degree.
Here are your choices for this question.
There are Geometry, U.S. History, World History, Social Studies.
Who's giving geometry to your TG?
Get ready to rectangle with this shapes question!
True or false?
If one side length of a cube is six,
then the rest of the side lengths must also be six.
Yes! That's physics, buddy!
Fussy, baby.
It would be a-
Please pick your answer.
Yes, it's a cube. It would be impossible for me otherwise.
And the answer is in.
Yay!
The actual answer is...
True.
That means...
LET'S GO!
EASY!
So, Mia, thank you for being here.
Why did you tell-
Water Monchos? It's just a chip and they're goaded.
Everyone a fact about yourself.
I like to play around with samples and remix music.
I am sure you're a DJ at two and a half years old, okay.
App into the universe with a space question.
How many Apollo missions have landed people on the moon?
Oh lord.
I think it's seven of them.
Fussy baby, what's the real answer?
And we've got-
Anybody typing zero?
You're just outing yourself as an absolute goober, by the way.
well the answer is six mission oh my goodness I was one off I hope you're
ready you're Alan with the five thank you they're going to ask you 11
questions you'll have a good birthday Johanna thank you
you'll have you all know this already so the fact that there's actual goobers
run around thinking that nobody bled on the moon is unreal like y'all can't be
risked great bro you cannot be real every question here is worth one hundred
years so let's greet your new classmate they did it okay buddy okay okay
Hey buddy, yeah for sure!
Yay! Yay!
Woohoo!
Aloha!
Awarukai!
I got all the world's geography and animal science facts you need.
Prove it then, there's a video.
Fussy baby, go ahead and pick a nice subject.
And it's...
Life Science.
Reading.
It's about to get tense.
In this grammar question...
They prove that they did. They don't have the burden of proof. You do. You have to prove they didn't, bubba. That's how it works.
What is the fewest amount of letters required to make a word in the English language?
One. Two. Four. I.
Fussy baby. Pick the correct one.
It's I. It's one.
it's now locked in and the correct answer is one not many people knew that
only one person knew that so Kai okay so I recently just watched your fake
moon landing debunking it was good oh you mean how I was telling people they
were goobers for thinking it was fake? Yeah. Thank you for coming. Like, what do you gain
from thinking of Moonland it was fake, bro? What what what do you gain from that?
Popularity, these people are not popular.
These people that think it's fake are not popular.
Can you tell us the fact about your favorite subject?
Vaughn Point is an island in the Philippines, on a lake and an island, on a lake and an island.
Excellent fact. Let's go to the next question.
Okay. Cool.
Fussy baby. Pick a good subject for the question.
What are you game from thinking it's real?
Not looking like an absolute unhinged goober is what I gain.
What are you talking about?
Get your rulers out for the measurements question.
Tara's jump rope is three feet long, but Yasmin's is 42 inches long.
Who's it's shorter?
Tara.
Yasmin.
Tara.
Tarah the jump ropes are the same. Nope Tarah's cuz 12 times 3 is 36
Thank you an answer for us
quick math
We got the answer
And the actual answer is
Tara you're correct you get 100 points
But this is a two-host show. Take it away, Claudia.
There's wind in the video, but there's no wind in space.
Real estate? What?
Hey, I'm Claudia, your other host for the show.
I hope you're ready for second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
You ain't real.
You'll say bye to your old classmates and bye to a new one.
You ain't real, Brad.
Peace out.
You are not real, though.
Yay!
And helping you for this grade is...
Who is that?
Oh!
Ah!
Yeah!
Hey, Isaac here.
It's true, though?
Okay.
Shut up!
NO! SHUT UP!
I'm done having this conversation! I'm making myself dumber even talking about it with you simpletons!
You argue with a dumb person, you gain nothing!
True. No, I'm playing.
choose your answer. We got your
answer. Yo, no cap with a
thousand bits. Case me to talk
a few months ago, I told you
about my ex Nicole who cheated
on me with two separate guys
and you made fun of me and
didn't ban her. I did not do
that but okay. That's okay.
Cool. Since then I've gotten
into Ivy League Masters
program. I got a 400k job.
You're you're in line but
Thanks for giving me the anger to do it.
By the way, her name now was Cinnabon 899.
Yeah, but okay, I'm sure you got you a job that quick,
make it $400,000 a year.
What are you doing?
You expect me to believe that?
What you doing?
You've been subbed to me for 18 months.
You ain't got no job.
investment banking? I don't know nothing about that so you might be you might be telling
the truth. So you're a scammer is what you're saying.
False. Hey!
You get 150 points.
So you're a scammer?
So, Eza, thank you for attending today.
Cinnabon899 just type said me with three question marks.
No way!
Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?
Hey!
When I'm not reading, I like to play the guitar.
A very good fact.
Let's all go to the next question.
Get a load of this, Goober.
He plays the guitar.
Okay.
Let's see, baby.
Let's see if there's a good subject.
There it is.
But I'm gonna go math.
We'll split up for this fractions and presents question
In the fraction for nights, what is the denominator?
9 fussy baby choose the right answer
Think I got it
That's a simple one. Your answer is locked. Yay
So the correct answer is 9
You get 150 points
Let's see how the points look. Good work. That's all correct so far
But this is a two-hole show. No it's not it doesn't have to be
I don't think she even knows
him. I think he's making it up.
He's brought 100% life.
Let's meet a new classmate and
say bye to our old one.
Bye bye.
Yeah.
You're a classmate for this
great.
You know what else he just
said?
I'm in a Lambo.
Investment banking, I'm in a Lambo.
How are you in an investment banker making 400K a year and you make the most irresponsible purchase ever?
Well, B,
I never said I was a fine-answer guy
Fussy baby pick yourself a good question it is US history world history reading social studies
Both that I made for them
Let's go judge with the bill on this country's question.
The majority of Mesopotamia is located in what modern-day country?
Congo.
Iraq.
India.
Fussy baby.
What's the answer?
Fussy baby, what's the answer?
Your answer is in.
I had to guess.
And the answer is...
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Road trip, huh?
Third grade question, by the way.
Hey.
Hey, chat.
Third grade question, by the way.
Everybody walk in!
We on that road again, baby!
Y'all better get them seatbelts on, cause we on that road again.
On that road again.
Can't wait to get on that road again.
Bro the G!
Yo, happy birthday, Jamie, or Jamie.
Thank you, happy birthday, Jamie.
Thank you.
Lock in.
If y'all was not here yesterday,
top one if you wouldn't hear yesterday.
Okay.
Yo, that's actually dope, Dan.
Shout out Serena as well.
That's actually cool.
Thank you, Dan and Serena.
Appreciate y'all.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
If you wouldn't hear yesterday, okay, if you wouldn't hear yesterday, we went through a
disgustingly crazy situation.
We drove through a whole bunch of water.
It was insane.
And now we're here.
I don't know what is in store for us, but after what we did yesterday, I'm pretty
much ready for anything actually no I'm not game please don't give me something
bad thank you
we need some oil brah look at the look at the red action we got no oil in this
thing don't speak too early yeah you right you right let me repair this real
quick. Chat, there's going to be
something bad coming up. I didn't. I
can just feel it, bro. There's
there's there's going to be a
there's going to be something bad
coming up. I just know it. How
many? Do you all know how many
scrap it takes for a full repair?
Let me put the roof on this
thing real quick. There we go.
the goat who killed queso with the five gift in your band.
Yep, your band, bud.
Okay, we got we got some decent repairs, nothing crazy. We got
some decent ones.
And we're out of scrap GG.
Chad, who remembers the goat that threw me off the cliff?
I will never forgive that goat.
That threw me off the cliff
Why did that goat throw me off the cliff? I don't know. I didn't even do nothing to it
It just decided to be rude I suppose
On the road again
Hey, we need to be able to look out for some old man, no joke
Everything's going too good right now.
Something bad's about to happen.
They're hiding something.
They're hiding something, I know they are.
Jack, they're hiding something, I know they are.
There's gonna be something around here
that they're hiding from me.
They're gonna be like, oh,
we didn't expect them to come here and search it.
No, there's gonna be something. I'm telling y'all right now, there's gonna be something.
Clean!
I got to get this snake away from here.
Oh, that's a long way down.
Oh, no.
Oh, we gotta get rid of the snake.
He gone!
Go!
Okay, this, oh dude, oh man.
So if we make a mistake here, we fall,
there's no recovery, we're just falling to our death.
Are you serious?
Okay, you know what I'm gonna do real quick?
I'm gonna go grab this plank, one of these planks,
and I'm gonna pre-nail the plank right there.
You know what I mean?
I'm gonna pre-nail the plank right here
because I know we gonna need it.
right there boom perfect let me go grab the nail gun real quick nail it down so
we don't do no slide grab that yep
I'm locked, genius. I'm on some genius stuff today. Yo, Skype with the five, thank you.
Did that work? That did not work. Okay, you know what, let's just nail it right there.
I don't think it's gonna go nowhere. Yeah, I don't think it's gonna go nowhere. We're
good with the five with the five thank you
let's go
lock in
oh gt
scrap where
oh my goodness
I already messed up. I already messed up. I already messed up.
And there goes all the...
Okay, um...
We can we can do this as I
This this is no big deal here as long as it doesn't fall over the
I can't get it there's no way to get back up that's a trap there's no way to get back up after I get it
Yeah, that's a trap
Winch buddy, I can't winch myself back up even if I bring a remote with me. You can't carry to it once
There's no way I can get that
Use a plank
Buddy stop
That's impossible.
That's just not possible, Jack.
Come on, risk it.
There's no risk involved.
It's just a guarantee, nothing.
There's no risk.
It's death.
This is working greatly, by the way.
Greatly working.
Wait, what is that?
Hold on a minute.
Do y'all see this?
Bro, it looks like there's a hit.
I think I got it.
I thought I'm in it!
Do y'all see this?
Bro, it looks like there's a hidden path right here!
Oh my goodness, it's gonna fall!
Wait, what?
Is this a short cut?
There's no way to go back though.
We're already here.
I thought it was going to be T-Ramisu, I was about to get crunk.
Please don't turn over, I'm begging you please.
Okay, it's straightened back out, this is good.
Clean.
Now here's what we do, we're going to winch it to this tree, beautiful, beautiful, I tell
you, absolutely beautiful, and we're out of there just like that.
I fear that was an incomprehensibly clean move that we just made that would
to drive out. Beautiful.
Our road again.
Game white get on that.
Is this seriously leading into a cave?
Oh, I fear you cannot be serious.
Oh, I fear no
What oh, there's mines let's just go this way
Just want to go this way
And avoid the cave
Huh
We should go this way and avoid the cave.
Well, it don't look like it's going to be a big cave though.
What is happening?
The thing is, I don't have anything
to blow up that stuff to get into the cave.
You know what I mean?
You do CAP!
CAP!
I do.
But will it be enough?
I'm gonna come back for that other old to
share what's up with the creepy noise action no no give it up
Lord have mercy.
Plain, we needed this.
We actually really needed this.
Like bad.
We needed this old.
There's one that's barely gonna do anything, but it's better than nothing at least.
We'll pair the tires while I'm here, too.
Yup.
I'm gonna go back in.
Wait, we need to peep the fit real quick, huh?
Let's peep the fit.
It better be clean.
It kind of goes hard a little bit.
Tell me you don't.
I mean, you're...
Oh my goodness.
I'm a simpleton.
a simple to not tell you. I can get that help back real quick. Don't beat this. Yep. Cook it in the cave.
Cook it in the cave. So episode one. We get a cave on this episode. In episode one. Don't ask why but we are.
Yep, show me it.
There we go.
Now let's go put this all in there and keep going.
You just wasted two, Bubba.
I'm leaving those in there anyway.
We good.
Better than Gorn Ramsey?
Hey, better than that grilled cheese he made.
He won for that grilled cheese.
I mean, he won't for that.
All right, let's try not to run over a mine here.
Let's move on.
What, no, what did I hit?
Show me what I hit, like, actually.
Oh, hit a tree, OK.
You didn't check your mirrors, buddy, buddy, look, those mirrors don't really do much
for us.
I'm not gonna lie, they're not very big mirrors.
But aside, we gonna be eye.
We gonna be eye.
What's going on?
Could you imagine?
It would have just been GG.
Oh lord, what is this about to be?
There is someone sitting in that booth.
There's someone sitting in there.
Who is that?
What?
Excuse me?
You good?
Valentina's dance?
Okay, I guess. I don't know. Is he gonna let me in or does he gotta run through the gate?
Valentina's dance.
Oh my goodness!
You're eagle with a tan, thank you eagle with a tan!
that goes generationally hard. This sucks, LOL. I fear you have absolutely no taste at all.
I have a good day.
Are you kidding me?
Now you wanna lift it! Are you serious?
That he's waving. I can't get through sir.
I just repaired that by the way. Just repaired it.
What's happening?
I'm getting stressed. I'm getting stressed. I'm getting stressed!
What is this?
I can still straight through.
We back.
No harm done.
Are we back, baby?
What you talking about?
I ain't got nothing to heal with though.
Okay, there might be something over here.
I need everything I can get right now.
We need scrap. We need all.
We need everything.
Bruh, I need health.
Scrap right there.
Thank you so much.
Yep.
What about some health?
There's that checkpoint that was that a little bit ago.
Okay, nothing else here, that's fine.
What did I miss? Did you just start the game? Now we've been here for 18 hours straight.
You missed everything, I fear.
18 hours straight.
on the ground go back nuggets on the ground you don't lost your mind there
was not no nuggets on the ground
Chad that's lotion and to don't that's just for a snake action
Yeah, y'all think I was born yesterday
Did you think I was born yesterday you do okay
No, that's cool
We keep moving
You work I wonder if there's some stuff over here too bruh
Snake right there chill
What is this is like a tractor or something this is like a train we're too too tall that
They tried to hide it from me yep, but they didn't cuz I'm an explorer
It's a boat
Wait, you're right actually
There's some old. Oh my goodness chat. It is a miracle
We got some all
Clean
Yeah!
Clean!
If there was a grill in here, we could actually get some health going, but I fear there is
not.
All right, we're good.
We got what we needed right there.
We're not going to get greedy.
Let's go back.
You have one cap.
Oh my goodness, I do modem.
Who said it?
Oh my goodness, modem right now.
We needed that.
He needed that badly, like, for real.
I didn't know we had one this whole time, Chad.
I had no idea.
What am I doing? Oh, my...
What just happened?
Did the oil do that?
Was that the hole?
Bro!
We wasn't that far though, it's literally just right there.
We're good.
It literally blew the whole RV up.
is insane so the oil and the grill just blew it up huh I dropped the grill on
top of the oil I guess and it started steaming and blew up bro they are wrong
for that I ain't even mean to either make sense cap don't defend them hey don't
defend them no that did not make sense
realistic Chad if you get some oil you might have a grill near it I don't think
it's gonna explode like that is it I don't think it will
take the shortcut oh we got over that thing again oh
oh no I
I didn't do the welder, you're right.
You're right.
You see how clean that turn was though that was clean, huh?
Beautiful.
You know, hot dog water, hot dog water clean with that.
water queen with the five gift and thank you hot dog water queen with the five gift and thank you
that's nasty not gonna lie hot dog water it's not good did we listen to tom take five
you'll never be austin never
no i don't think we did actually
I can't believe it.
A hot dog water is like pickle juice, but hot dog water not.
Pickle juice is actually good.
We're good. Let's move.
Scott, do you like go for the short cut like actually?
was. They said something that I had to stand to force. I don't know what to do. So then the merchant
brought the price out of a piece of paper. He said, please, sir, also I started pulling out the cash.
Do we?
But give this, a complete stranger come up to me. Put these bloody hands on my wallet
and push my money back in. I couldn't believe it. You don't come up to a stranger
and touch their bloody wallet. That's a bloody death sentence where I'm from. I yelled at the man
He got back, but he started gesturing wildly like an absolute madman.
That is when I was one guy.
Steve Crazy guy started yelling at the merchant, too, and the merchant yelled back.
It was utter chaos.
He must have said something vile because the look on the merchant's face was...
I mean, the guy was pissed.
It was absolute chaos.
The crazy guy grabbed the paper, cost the price of it, and won a lower price, and it showed it.
And that's when clicked.
But it's actually impersonated a lower price for it.
Exactly.
Mate, I couldn't believe it.
I just started taking out my money again.
We're doing this work out.
Again, took out his own wallet and paid for it.
Let me just pat me on the shoulder and say some words and smile and let me know.
We're not chat.
Look, get a good look at this, dude.
It's not a shortcut thing.
What is it, bud?
Yo J. Erickson with the five.
What is this?
a shortcut like actually it looks impossible like this actually looks impossible chat no joke
i'm gonna do this this time without sliding off watch
Do you believe?
I'm going to leave.
I forgot the plank.
It doesn't matter anyway.
Seder Tov's with the fight, thank you.
Hold on, this is fine.
Wait, this does not look fine at all.
Oh, that is a- Oh, that's not fine at all.
Hold on, that's not fine at all.
Hold on, we're good.
Everybody relax, it's going to be alright.
We're readjusting, we're good, we're readjusting.
I thought it was gone, Chad, I thought it was gone, dude, I thought it was over!
Hold on, we're good!
Clean!
Perfect!
Perfect! Perfect. There it is. Absolutely beautiful problem-solving abilities right now.
clean I should go look in the cave again real quick huh because there's probably
gonna be some old in there again for us
You could have just floored it.
The wheels weren't...
Bam, that guy now.
Get him out of my sight.
Wait, did I not even need the bomb there?
Well, I didn't even need the bomb.
I could have just, okay, that wasn't from the bomb last time.
We're good.
How was that a ban?
Don't worry about it, Mary.
You wanna join him?
That's what I thought.
Don't question me.
Cause you can join, you can join him, Mary, real quick.
Huh?
Mary.
You wanna join him, Mary?
Who wants to join him?
Who wants to get banned?
We're handing him out for the freeski.
That shadow is insane.
We handed out bans for the flaski.
There we go.
Now we keep moving.
We need to be more careful this time.
I almost died.
The new purge, let's do it.
I just start picking names from chat and just giving out bans.
Who's down?
I'll just read off chat.
Just literally for no reason, you could have done absolutely nothing wrong.
You just hide and you get banned.
Y'all ready?
Oh, too late.
Yo, peach blossom.
Peach blossom.
Oh, you take it back, huh?
I fear it's too late peach blossom.
Hey, Peach Blossom, I fear that it is too late and you have sealed your fate.
Peach Blossom, type baloney and you'll be saved.
peach blossom tight baloney and you'll be saved
peach blossom
you've got ten seconds to tight baloney
ten, nine, eight
seven, six, five
four, three, two, one, half of one, I'm giving you a, hey.
You gotta be on a TV or something.
There's no way you're this slow at times with Dolly.
You're lucky I was never serious because if I was, you'd have been cooked.
Yo, yo, yo, each blossom, let this be a lesson to you, okay?
I didn't do it, but somebody else might.
You need to get a keyboard.
I'm just, you know.
Now if I'd been serious right there,
you'd have been gone, these blossoms.
Okay, you need to be more prepared
for a situation like this that can happen,
because that is a situation that can happen.
Random selection.
10 seconds to type Bologna, you're your band, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
you going to type something immediately and then not type baloney? I'm about to
start doing this y'all got to be active in here you know what this is like jury
duty from my stream from now on there's gonna be random selections randomly I'm
gonna stop what I'm doing pick somebody on a chat you're gonna get grabbed and
if you don't type baloney within 10 seconds you just get banned it's like
jury duty why did you just type something you've been a you've been
yourself for a year and you didn't type baloney. Random selection. I know you're going to type
it. Five more seconds. Three. Wait. Buddy, it's you. Random selection.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, is there a delay?
How are you sitting here wanting to do it and then you get pulled up and you don't
do it?
Yo, every time I do this, somebody's going to get banned. Random selection. 10, 9, 8, 7,
six, five,
three, two.
How are you going to save these people, son of a gun that you didn't even do it?
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Is there a, is there, is there a, what?
Does it not update?
No, it does.
10, do it again.
10, nine, eight.
There's no excuse.
They get it twice in three seconds.
What is it? Do people type in the chat and just don't have the screen?
There's people in here offering to do it and they don't.
I'm actually gonna start banning.
One more random selection.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Okay, okay.
You know what? I got it.
Whoever I select next, if you do it, I'll PayPal you 100,000, potentially.
10. You didn't do it. That was hard to type 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2. Okay, something's going
Y'all got to be delayed some of y'all got to be delayed for real
Yeah, some of y'all got to be delayed
Maybe only updates mods chats nods it does I've seen it do it. I did it earlier
All right, just know that from now on I'm gonna do random
Jury duty for y'all
It can be at any given time. I'm gonna select somebody from chat and you're gonna have 10 seconds
To type baloney and if not you get arrested
Metal golly with the five, thank you
Y'all fell off y'all fell off white you chat what's you doing?
I gave you ten whole seconds to type that.
Y'all fell off.
John's buns with the five gifted.
I'll relish the first one.
Can I get through there, big dog?
We get through there, big dog.
Big dog.
Mid-dolls, let me get through there!
You want a cigarette or something?
Am I good to go?
Let me do this, gay!
He let me through last time
Just right through if I drive through it hurts it hurts the RV
Okay, that should do it. He got that. He got that. Yeah, he got he got that cigarette right
there. He's good to go.
How can I go through?
Is this a joke?
Yeah, what the?
I
And now he wants to...
That's a part, though, not gonna lie.
That's a bomb!
Oh, is it really that okay?
Two days of bomb, man!
You heard that?
Check my voice crack, you heard that?
Alright, that's all the scrap we got.
Okay, there was some extra stuff up here ahead, too.
I
Don't know what they said next but yeah
Song hard though
What happened last time? Oh, yeah, I blew up the RV by accident
Yo, Jim with the five. Thank you Jim with the five
Yep chat our RV has not been in this good of a shape in a minute, bro. Look at this
Look at this dude
Keep on driving
That's good shape, oh, yes, son
There's some stuff up here
I almost got bit by a snake yo hot dog water queen with the team get the W hot dog water
queen with the team get the thank you.
I'm back sorry I fell in the toilet and accidentally flushed.
So you're small enough to fall into a toilet and get flushed through a sewer system and
come back. Relatable. That's happened to me before, actually. Small guy problems. I'm
so I'm so petite off all in the toilet and get flushed to the sewer system have
to crawl my way back out.
You know, that happened.
Whatever you say, I mean, dude, look, you know, that that's
what happened.
Okay.
Let's go.
We gotta be almost done with this map. I feel like we're
almost at the end.
I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing. I'm just over here talking like I know something the whole time. I don't know nothing so
Clean the movement
We're good we do need a welder though
If we could get a welder that would be great
Alright, we actually got some reserve oil for once. Let's keep moving.
Yes.
No.
Uh...
What?
There's a bomb right there.
Chat, what do we do about this particular situation?
You think the cigarette would make that mind blow up?
Let me try it.
It did not.
I just wasted a cigarette.
Oh, maybe I could use the bombs, huh?
I'm going to use the bomb to blow up the bomb to get the bomb out the way so I can
drive through and not get blowed up by the bomb maybe since it's rusty it won't blow up
I don't think it's gonna blow up.
I don't think it's going to blow up, I think we're good.
It didn't blow up again!
I want to
We're good, I thought we were cooked by the way, I actually did y'all think we was cooked to
What happened here is this like fallout
Yeah, it didn't blow up
Perfect.
Yep!
Where'd their ammo go?
Okay, we're gonna chill.
Relax, chill.
Now we should just be able to drive out, maybe?
Okay, that one looks like it would still work.
What's happening?
Where am I?
Whoa, hold on a minute.
Where am I at?
a minute where am I at? chat where where are we? How am I supposed to get to the other
side. Oh, yeah, we area 51. We're about to get killed.
GG.
We're good. We're good.
Okay, now the question that I have is how are we going to get by here?
No way.
That can't be the way.
No way he does his first try. Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, it's spilling up like dirt.
Am I going to be able to drive on that?
Oh, no, Jack, come over.
Jack, come over.
I don't know about this.
I missed one scrap.
Do we just go for it?
Do we just send it?
Let me walk on it real quick, see what happens.
That's solid. That's solid. That's solid. Something don't seem right though.
We're going to sink, huh? Dude, something's not right.
This is solid.
It's solid.
I
Saw piece of scrap eagle eye vision look at that eagle eye
and there's more oh my goodness look at that they tried to hide it from me how
did you beat that eagle eye chat we're about to beat the full repair RV for the
first time I don't know how long oh my goodness it's a beautiful site
Oh my goodness, can you believe it besides the blue stuff, but you know, that's whatever.
We can only do something about that at the at the welder.
Keep on moving.
Anybody else got a bad feeling?
Why is it so peaceful?
There's got to be something horrible up here, huh?
What was that?
...
GG
Chat
Hey
Oh, what?
You didn't save, you're a simple tonight here.
Chat, we're dead, huh?
Are we supposed to even go down there?
I mean, that looks like the only way to go.
Yeah, here goes nothing, Chad.
You ready?
Are you ready?
Are you?
Yeah, kinda like that.
Are you?
Cause I'm not. Full repair RV by the way.
Oh my goodness, GG.
Well, here goes nothing.
That could have went worse.
worse that that could have went worse um let's take a gander at the situation real quick
it couldn't have went much worse but it could have went worse
oh my goodness this is horrifying
Why did that just happen?
I mean at this point, I mean at this point.
I mean at this point, I mean at this point, how is it alive?
What was that?
Chat the winch just malfunctioned.
Oh my goodness, it worked out.
It worked.
It may not seem like that worked, but honestly, that worked.
Did it not?
Now we just have one problem. Well, now we have a lot of problems, but we have one major
issue. We're facing the exact opposite direction of where we need to go. I can't see anything.
chat I can't see nothing going reverse there's no way you think I could do
like that 80 point turn you know what I'm gonna have to reverse it I think I
I can do it, actually.
I
Let me go.
Jack, this is so scary, dude.
Shaq, this is so scary. Why is it so dark?
Y'all think that's gonna work? I think logically. That should work there.
Uh-oh.
Cool.
That's what I saw.
Glad you did that, bud.
We're doing it.
Oh
I fear.
that it worked. I fear that that just worked. I fear it did.
Lord. Lord hath mercy.
Just gotta drive straight off right there.
It is what it is.
What now?
Chad, what now?
Hear me out. No.
No.
hear me out. No. Where are we going camping? Dude, I don't know. Okay, this should be good
to go right here hold on chat we can do this
relax
What is happening?
Wait, wait, this is going to work?
Chat!
Perfect!
Dude!
Oh, the RV is an absolute shambles when it's fine.
The RV is hurting right now, but it's okay.
Oh, Lord, Lord.
I
Please, straighten out, straighten out, straighten out, straighten out, straighten out.
That's it.
You're done!
Wait, how do I get an RV?
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, type one if you're nervous.
Clean, clean, chat, clean dude.
We keep driving.
Oh my goodness, we just got to somehow are they serious with this dude?
We can't sell this now. We can't. I know what to do. I know what to do.
My spacebar stopped working for a second.
The golfer ladder is nothing up there for me. I know what to do. Type 1 if you believe in me.
Lord, all Lord have mercy.
You see what I'm saying?
It's not going exactly how I wanted it, um...
I'm not a man, I'm a woman.
What do you mean?
I'm not a woman.
Okay, okay, okay, that's that that's uh
We're almost there, dude.
We're so close!
That wouldn't work.
Oh my goodness. If I did not put that thing in park chat.
Hold up. Oh wait a minute.
Wait, I can't get back in.
Yes, I can.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my goodness, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is insane.
Check this is insane.
Full stand, you done lost your mind, big dog, I gotta get this far just to full stand at the end and fall into the acid.
Uh oh.
Oh my goodness, I thought we weren't going to be able to get back in.
Cross your fingers.
Yeah.
Everybody relax right now.
I
dude!
yeah!
oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness
Chad, we made it through!
What is that right there?
Chad, I got a feeling there's about to be something even worse.
I don't know why.
I'm going to go back and grab whatever that is for those flares.
Oh no.
Why?
Why give me this?
This done turned into a spooky game.
Oh, my goodness.
Was it my smartest idea?
Somebody said throw melatonin at the snake buddy that's not the name of that bomb.
Wait, where'd all the lights go?
Why is it completely dark now?
Uh, chat?
Why is this a spooky game?
Turn the headlights on.
The lights are on now.
Somebody said RV scared yet, good one.
Wait.
Well, that's all for this game for today.
Before we get on, no I'm not a human, I'm going to try something.
One second.
I'm gonna try something real quick before I get on, no, I'm not a human.
I don't have any jet fuel.
Wait a minute.
Jack, wait a minute.
Tell me why this is gonna work.
of
This is going to work.
How is it stuck like this?
Oh my goodness, I'm a genius.
It's a chat.
This is the back of the craziest thing in the world by the land just want you to know
I know that!
I need to view something real quick.
It is directly above that we just drop it right
Wait
You're not going to be able to
go back with the T and W pack
with the 10. Thank you. You
can't drop it. No, I can.
What are the odds that when it
falls, it won't fall into the
acid.
We just gotta take the risk.
Planks, bro, there ain't no planks.
cross your fingers brother this is about to get crazy if it somehow stays on then
my quick little plan worked
I
Can you believe that I got all the way past that point and then I died to a snake after all of that
One more quick little experiment hang on I want to try to make a different angle hold on one little quick little experiment
It's gonna take me five minutes or less
Watch
Where I mean there was a remote up here, but even having a remote right there wouldn't even do anything for me not gonna lie
Type 1 if you're hearing me.
Yeah, we're playing with no regard right now.
No regard.
Just straight up going.
You hear me?
That's what I wanted to happen right there, matter of fact.
I'm about to cook up something insane.
Oh man, wait a minute.
Chat, wait a minute, there's gonna be a straight shot!
Uh-oh.
News ladder?
Are you watching?
What ladder, bud?
Wait, right here.
Oh, okay, never mind, we're good.
I thought I actually was not going to be able to get up here.
No joke, we're good.
All right.
Let's repair.
And then hear me out on this plan.
I'm stooped, Jack.
You don't believe I got all the way through there and then died to a snake, man.
What do you mean, yes?
No, you can't believe that.
All right, repairs, where's the door?
Repairs being made.
There we go.
Y'all ready?
What are you doing all that for?
Why are you doing all that?
Do you have to?
I don't know.
Do I get on it here?
I just want to see where it winds up.
That's going so far.
That's going so far!
Wait a minute!
Is there area I can jump off and not die from right there?
I think there is.
Yeah, I'm getting on it.
Yeah, I'm getting on it
Get on it
If I drop it, it's dead, right?
Let me make sure.
Wait, no.
If I drop it, it's gonna be exactly where I want it to!
Send it?
Y'all think I just send it?
Yeah, yeah, five minute experiment anyway
I gotta go back up. I'm here
Gotta go back up
We're gonna send it
lock in. If it goes good, it's going to be the coolest thing ever. If it goes bad, it's
not that big of a deal because it took us like ten minutes. Press R, that's not how
it works. R doesn't release the clamp, it just releases the tension. Like if I hit
or it'll just fall to the end of the winch. It doesn't unhook the winch.
Lock in. Here goes nothing, chat.
Why did it make me do that dude dude dude why did it make me do that what is that
What? Do that literally worked?
Oh my goodness! That is stupid!
You know what's not stupid though?
No, I'm not a human. Gotta update. Let's start a run.
Ladies and gentlemen, no, I'm not a human, got a big update, 12 new visitors.
All that.
Let's start us a new run, baby.
It's spooky time.
You best get your diapers all up in here.
Yeah!
You already know what time it is!
It's been a minute!
New game, new update, let's go!
life we already know the intro we already know the intro oh man it has
been a minute oh my goodness yeah we can skip this yes get the intro that's
That's such a good thing right there.
Y'all ready, chap?
Wait, already?
Who is he?
Oh, it's the tall dude.
Now, he's always a human, right?
If I remember right, he's always a human.
He's just rude, so I'ma let him in.
Yeah, we go let him in.
Yeah, we're gonna let him in.
We know he's a human.
He's just rude as well.
Okay, gun going on outside.
Yup.
Who's at the door now?
And she's always a visitor, correct?
Yes.
So those are the only two that are sent, right?
If I remember correctly, yeah, those are the only two that are set, so now the rest of
it's random.
Or is the little girl, is the little girl set too?
Okay, I remember y'all.
I think the one time I let them in, they was visitors early.
Uh, stop fiddling.
Can you please help us?
What happened?
I'm exhausted.
asleep. I had five kids. Now, this is the only one left. My husband disappeared too. I
don't know if he's dead or if he abandoned us, but now I just want to lay down and pass
out for a few days. Where'd your other kids go? I don't know. Maybe their father took
them. I want to go to his house, but I just don't have the strength anymore. Sure,
we fought a lot, but it's hard not to when you live with someone who acts like,
Wow, forget him.
Look, most important thing is now, to me now,
was finding my kids.
Most important thing, you find your kids,
you come to my house late now for a few days?
No, no.
No, I'm good.
We got one person in the crib right now.
One person in the crib.
No. Yeah. No, I'm good. You should leave. Have a good one. Thank you. Alright. First
night. First night is completed. So we have the tall man in the house. That's all we
have in the house right now is a tall man.
Hey, don't chat. Hey, look, bro, we gotta make decisions out here. We can't just
be letting anybody into Korea. You know what I mean? All right. We know he's not a visitor,
so we ain't got to use energy on him. Should we order something off Rip? Or we don't have
the number yet. Yeah, no, we don't have the number yet. Yeah, we just go for the
night. Skip through every dialogue, LMAO. You are the dumbest person in here. I've played
this game for like a total of eight hours. We know the dialogue, bud.
an update with new people in here you simpleton what we do need to talk to them
huh test them see yeah he do it like I'm over here skipping dialogue you don't
know me test them again just to drain the energy there we go all right second
night. Lock in. Dude, I want bro, I wonder who the new one's
gonna be chat. Let's go. Drink beer to sleep. Oh yeah, forgot
about that. Let's have an outside again. Okay, you had a
creepy dude outside. Yeah, I remember that. Is our
neighbor's house on fire yet I can't remember all right be to the neighbor
okay those dead bodies outside yeah
look throughout all happy family I wish we could bored of what's to come
Are you new or can I see her once before?
I think we saw her once before.
Hey, hello I guess if that's better.
Is this like your place?
I mean your house, sir?
Uh, yes, my.
Can I come in then or are you just gonna leave me out here?
Oh, you're getting left out here.
You would have an attitude, you kid, whoa!
I couldn't find the basement
or any other decent hiding spots, so here I am.
Where are your parents?
Home probably, where else would they be?
Or maybe they're visitors now
that would kind of suit them, huh?
My mom loves sunbathing too, so yeah.
That's another fun possibility.
Whatever I'm here on, I could use a roof over my head.
You're really gonna leave a kid out here
under the burning sun with visitors around?
Yeah.
I don't know, what do y'all think?
Yeah, what do y'all think?
I don't, I don't.
But remember, it's all random.
So we don't know who's a visitor or not,
but I'm giving up vibes.
I don't give visitor vibes here.
I'll let her in. I'll let her in. We only got one person to grab all that around.
Come on in.
I sold. I sold.
I remember you this dude was the goat in my very first run ever and then I run after that.
He turned out to be a visitor bro.
I think I'm gonna let him in cause he's cool.
I'm a let bro in.
I got it.
He's the guarantee that he let in every time cause he was one of the first people
I ever got in my first run.
Okay, we have three people in the crib now. We need to chill a little bit.
I remember you. I see your humble abode is the farthest one out here.
I believe it will suit me just fine. Suit you for what?
Lord have mercy! I'm speaking plainly, am I not?
For hiding away, I wish to stay here.
And since we're speaking on the matter, allow me to inquire as to your amenities.
You do have holy icons, I assume. I also require complete silence for prayer and contemplation.
This ain't a hotel.
Oh, thank heavens. I would never figure that out had you done it for me.
Get off my porch. Get off my porch. Get off my porch!
You go have an attitude with me. You done lost your mind.
You see your face do that too?
Yes, you was demon.
Okay, we know the tall dude's not one.
We gotta check.
We gotta check, um, are they giving us, okay, fingernails now.
We got fingernails now.
So we know Big Buddy is not a, a, a, a visitor.
Okay, let's test them.
Okay.
Can I test you real quick?
Let's go...
Let's go hands.
I don't see no dirt there though.
I think you're good.
I'm going to let you stay.
Okay.
All right, where is the...
Okay, hey, I need to test you real quick.
You wanna go hands again?
Let's go hands.
You are definitely not a visitor.
Those nails would be cooked.
Yeah, you're good.
Wow, I think both people are visitors.
I'll think of a question before why are you out here on your own?
Well, home was cramped, loud, zero comfort.
I wanted out wanted to see the world.
So, yeah, grabbed a backpack and a couple of sodas, some snacks
and this old friendship bracelet I made back in school.
And I left parents didn't even notice not that I care.
Since then, I just wonder around, crash wherever I can.
And honestly, been fine so far.
At least nobody's on my back and I'm my own boss
until I accidentally let visitors in and they bite you in half.
Because I've been known to do that.
Okay.
Well, alright then.
Everything, everything's good.
I don't think we're gonna see...
I think all three of the people we got in here are visitors, Chad.
I think we're good.
A dog term?
Man, forget that kid.
You gotta adopt it. Man, you gotta be messed up. She gotta add it to this.
Okay, the soldiers are outside.
You're naive.
Buddy, we checked both of them. They don't have any signs of being a visitor. I'm not naive.
Okay, they're out there. Where's my neighbor's house on fire?
She in there crying?
What's she in there crying?
I feel kind of bad now.
What's she in there crying?
A FEMA at the neighbor's house.
Was there an update yet? There's an update.
12 new visitors.
This guy.
Yeah.
Spacious house. I like it. I don't need anything from you. No, you don't so you alone. No, I'm not alone
It's your lucky day. Okay, we remember that guy
are you actually kidding me use are you kidding me with that guy right there are
Are you actually serious?
No, no, no, this bad.
Who's next?
This guy's new, I've never seen him before.
New character!
Hey, I hope I don't look too messed up to get in
What happened to your skin you probably got burnt from the Sun that's exactly what I mean it's
Cog cognit all I
Can't do anything about it, but for some reason people think I'm a visitor. It's insane
this isn't very uh this isn't very why is my face cam sliding off the screen
Why is it dragging me off the screen? I'm not even doing nothing!
That dumb face came and took over the wheel!
Did you see that?
Dude!
Wow!
Dude
Bro
It just randomly drugged me off the screen.
Look.
Insane.
This isn't very,
this isn't very,
why is my face cams lying off the screen?
Yo!
Hey!
What is my face cam doing?
Hello?
Ah!
And then I drug it back and it was still doing it.
to reset everything to stop it from dragging. Dude, the facecam demon is real.
What was that dude?
Anyway, back to this guy.
Okay.
Um, everyone's paranoid these days.
I get it but I'm not a visitor. I don't know big dog. I really don't know. What makes you
so sure? Because I know what I am and I'm not one of them. That is expert level convincing.
Oh my goodness. We should just let him in now. Let's just let him in now.
So you're going to let me in or not?
Wait, what? I have to let this guy in?
This is a guaranteed let in guy?
Oh no. Oh, it's this guy. This is the guy that told the future or whatever it was.
Uh huh. Yeah, we remember this. Maybe no one really exists. It's only raining outside.
Feels like things might truly fade away very soon. What do you think? Do we inhabit the dream of another?
new dreams. It's an interesting line. What does that mean?
Dude, what happened?
Do you need to, I need to think it through carefully. Do you have any insight to offer?
Anyway, I came here to tell you something. Events will soon begin to unfold. You need to be ready.
It may sound strange, but the cat must enter. Oh yeah, we gotta let the crazy cat lady in.
And we keep the cat and we kill her
Yep
Well, she might not be a visitor every time her issue
Okay, thank you
Chat we have four people in the crib right now worse. We're sure about three of them. I'm not who's calling
That's the room with the tall man.
If the new guy that we let in is in the room with the tall man, we're blowing his head off.
Because he's coughing.
Smells like someone died tonight.
What?!
No, no, no.
No.
R.I.P. Tall man.
What?
So that means we have two visitors in the house.
How because somebody only dies if there's two or more visitors in the house, right?
So the guy that we've just let in is guaranteed a visitor.
One of the other either the girl or the other guy. Okay, I gotta pull this dude
out for quick. Hey, you might want to look away. You might want to look away
Need to test your eyes. Yeah. Yeah
Rest in peace big dog. Not gonna lie. Good night
He was a visitor he was a visitor he was a visitor
Let me test him real quick so either him or her is a visitor to
Okay, let me look at your eyes real quick
Okay
I
It's
Thank you for the bless you thank you
I don't know one of them has to be though, right?
How did you survive?
Somehow I'd sneak into stairwells, sheds or just sleep under a tree, hid from the heat
under any roof I could find.
Ate whatever I could get, some grains growing wild or a candy bar I swiped from
the store.
What's with that look?
Yes, the old big deal.
How else am I supposed to survive?
go hire me. What now? Think I'd really steal anything from you? What is this some kind of
interrogation? Drop it seriously. Oh my goodness dude. Oh my goodness, who is it bro? It's
That's one of them.
I'm not going to kill her anyway, like honestly, neighbor's house on fire, RIP.
Yeah.
Tooth check, we're gonna have to.
But whoever I let in tonight's gonna die because they're both shit, or one of them's, well, not necessarily no.
FEMA. Yeah. Um...
Why should I trust you? We have to, we have to give them somebody, huh?
What happens next take one person
You know what take the girl she got a attitude
Not gonna lie take her
Do I need to pick her back I mean
You gotta be kidding me, I'm stuck in here with her now, just her!
Oh my goodness, it's this gamer.
day how long are you renting out rooms here? Something like that. A rather vague
answer. Well fine, I suppose we can finalize an agreement at a later date.
That dated appropriately of course. Although in lieu of a formal contract,
how much do you charge per night? I don't need your money. I apologize but I
cannot in good conscience reside under your roof without paying due rent.
It's improper. Worse, it's illegal.
Either I pay or I'm not setting foot inside.
I mean...
Do we let him in?
We do need more people, I'mma let him in.
He is a nerd, but we need more people, not gonna lie.
She's guaranteed to get let in.
That's our neighbor's daughter by the way and he died in that fire, RIP.
We let her in every time.
Yeah.
Yeah, we let her in every time by default.
Wait, who do you want kicked out?
Yeah, get out of here.
Yeah, we'll kick somebody out for you.
You're good.
Oh, Lord.
She's crazy, but we gotta let her in.
open. We got to let her in because the cat the cat is going to get literally
saved from dying.
Um, who are you? We're just letting you were letting you in anyway. We know your
dialogue. We've seen multiple times. Yeah, you're in for the cat only. We
kill her tomorrow.
Should we kill her?
Good afternoon. What's the new, uh,
Hairless armpits is the next one. Yep, Hairless armpits is the next one.
Okay, let's get that.
Okay, look here. Okay, here's the basement. Yep.
Yep, there's the basement.
Look at the kitty, man!
I think part of the new update was they let you kill the roads in the fridge.
Will they let you kill the road to the fridge? Hold on.
Suprace up!
Alright.
Look here.
Oh, they took the girl with the attitudes!
Or we had to kick her out to let the girl in, yeah.
Okay.
Um...
Let's get rid of you real quick.
Um...
Let's go and get rid of you real quick, yeah, let's get rid of you, goodbye, goodbye, you're
out of here, thank you, yep, she was a visitor, now, who all do we have in the crib, is
it just these two that we have in the crib and the cats, I need to check you big dog,
let's do uh let's do this okay he might be good
tall dude yeah he's dead um let's do a T
wait a minute
We can't kill a man for having good dental hygiene.
We'll leave him for now.
We'll see what happens when we go to sleep.
GG.
GG. GG.
What do we got?
Oh, FEMA again already. I forgot they came that quick.
Who are they taking now?
You know what?
Let's go, baby!
We'll take that!
Hey, we'll take that.
We didn't want him to take the girl.
We will take that all day.
And we got a FEMA notice.
Okay, FEMA officials are expecting the side of a recent massacre.
Yeah. Okay, we're just left with her now. Alright, Pete. She in there crying. House gone. Alright,
Pete to the neighbor. Alright, who do we got? Look at the kitty, man. Lord. Dude, if we didn't have her in
here we'd be dead right now because this dude kills you if you have nobody in your
house if you don't have at least one person in your house you die
no I'm not alone
Bro, stop saying hear me out!
What is wrong with y'all?
Who's next?
Oh, it's this goober.
Wonderful, the cat's with you.
What to do with the one who brought it is for you to decide.
We done handled that.
How'd you know about the cat?
I see further than most, a gift I was given.
I don't see all but you.
I know what awaits further down the path you walk.
Something terrible comes to meet you.
You're not the cause, yet you will feel its touch
all the same.
Perhaps they'll mention it on the radio.
Will you listen?
Yeah, we've done that before.
We know the Lord.
What's gonna happen?
I can't say more.
I've already said too much.
Treat this as advice if you wish,
but for two days yonder, testing pertains doom.
Two days yonder.
When I first came here, I felt something strange.
Now the FEMA gets subsided somewhat.
I think we're on the right path.
I hope to see you again soon.
We need another person in here.
I'm not gonna lie.
You remember her?
She was so cool and y'all remember the one run that we got her and FEMA took her
and we were distraught?
y'all remember that? We were so sad when FEMA took her, bro. That was a new life
treatment. Managed to adapt yet? How silly of me to ask. You do live here
after all. So you notice things. Do you like? Okay, relax. People keep
remarking on my looks lately even more than they used to. You're not much of a
talker are you? Tell me about yourself.
I've never been good with people. You'll rise with the five. Thank you.
I get it. Not many people know how to listen without jumping in with a, well, I
had it worse. True. True. I remember when she said this, that's
But I started messing with her, bro.
Because she was like, yeah, you based for that, not gonna lie.
Connecting with other people is hard.
You're not the only one who struggles with that.
I could help you if you want.
You could practice on me.
Maybe we could try connecting.
Yes, she could.
She could.
Don't she stay in our room, too, if I remember right?
Howdy. Y'all home? Who are you? Me and my bro used to live just a couple blocks down from here.
Them yellow fellas don't kick us all out the building and never took us nowhere.
Yeah, they're doing the hazmat suits. Yeah, they're wrong for that.
No shelter, no help. Where are we supposed to go? What are we supposed to do?
She called her. You can tell she country folks ran ever which way after that.
I came here trying to survive.
Why did they evict me?
Said our building took a mighty solar hit of some wackadoog like that.
Yellowfellas brushed in through folks out on her on their high knees, grabbed
a few of them up to
told others to get like nothing happened.
I think I'mma let her in, she cool!
Who do we have in the crib right now?
We got the little girl, we got the lady that just came through.
That's the only two we got.
I'mma let her in.
Type one if we should let her in.
Don't let her in on everything I love.
Oh, bless your heart.
Just don't open it up for anybody.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember she was in there.
We got an extra energy now, too.
Emergency broadcast, wildfires, yeah.
What's the new thing, too?
Oh, yeah, they got aura on the camera, too.
That's going to be good.
Okay.
Um, or a Cam, yep.
We got the number now so we can order cat food.
Cat food was very important.
Yes, is there something on your mind?
Um, how do you like it here?
It's cozy, more than I expected our things considered.
Thanks for letting me in.
Thought I might end up on the streets.
I didn't mean to skip that.
And you, how do you feel?
Uh, I'm fine.
Survival is what's most important.
eyes. We'll check. I like that attitude. Looks good on you. But don't
bother up. Okay emotions have a nasty way of spilling out. Right when you want
them to the least. Don't be too shy to talk to me about it sometime. And if
not with me than someone anyone. Promise me that much. Okay. She's so nice.
Check you real quick.
Let's go eyes.
Okay, I don't see nothing there. You might be good to go. I hope so cuz you nice.
Okay, who else? Y'all to order some cattles real quick?
Let's order some cat food real quick, not gonna lie.
635627
Somebody died? What are you serious?
Hello, you've reached for a restful delivery to Kansas-Catholic.
Oh, my goodness, you got to be kidding me.
Wait.
Oh no, they're both visitors.
They're both visitors.
Yeah, they both are!
She's a visitor.
I can't believe we got her killed. I can't believe we got her killed. The one that we
finally get her back, she's a visitor too. Now I gotta kill- I'm gonna give her the FEMA
notice because we need to leave somebody alive in the house in case that dude comes
back I was gonna give her the notice. Oh my goodness bro! Dude!
I can not believe y'all got her keel bro.
I'm sick of my stomach, man.
You're too loud.
Oh yeah, it's the mushroom guy.
He just tells us about it.
Y'all remember the mushroom ending that we got?
It was so weird.
Yeah, we've already been through all of this.
Penetrate people rushed in there at my house.
In case you should have kept her.
She's a visitor!
What do you mean?
She leads to an ending! She is a visitor! We can't keep her either way!
No she isn't. I let two people in that night, which equaled out to three people in the house,
the little girl and the two ladies that I let in. The little girl died the next night,
means both of them were visitors because there has to be two visitors in the house for someone to die
overnight. You simpleton. I'm gonna crap on your pillow for you go to sleep tomorrow night.
You think I'm happy about it? I'm not happy about it.
I'm not happy about it.
I'm too nice that's the problem. I think I'm getting sick.
I'll have to delivery. Thank you so much.
No one else is coming tonight. Kitty.
Kitty.
would you let her in? She's not a visitor. You can trust her.
We have nobody in the house, by the way, we're dead.
I saw something strange last night what was it
I get it when every sunrise can be your last it's hard enough to be responsible for yourself
of little or others.
You don't even know if you'll live to see tomorrow.
Yeah, it scanners me.
It takes us to say that out loud,
but what can we really do with fear?
Can you sit with the idea that life is thinnit,
that we're all gonna die?
So what matters is that you find your salvation.
Does it even exist anymore?
She's a visitor.
We got to feed the cat because we're gonna die.
Meow.
Kitty.
Meow.
Alright.
The cat is gonna save our life because she's guaranteed a visitor.
There's one person in the house and it is a visitor.
We need to let the first person we see in no joke. We do the cats creepy you better take that back
Wait, is she actually pregnant wait what?
Oh, it's this guy.
Yeah.
I remember you.
I got this dude once before.
His mouth is so shut.
What's wrong with you?
The man looks at you eyebrows raised he seems unable to answer did someone saw your mouth shut he mumbled something while waving his arms you can't be sure but he seems his cheeks he went with tears.
Should I let him in?
Why are you all so quick to say yes here?
Alright.
He's in
Oh, it's this guy
Hello there human how lucky we are to witness humanity's final judgment with our own eyes the earth is being cleansed
Oh, I remember this dude. This dude was like unhinged
Yeah, I'm gonna say no here
You're scaring me. You're scared? Have you gone mad? I'll break it down for you.
Jack, we're gonna say no to him, right? This is a no. Yeah, this is a no.
wait he has a fema notice
No, no, yeah, get out of here, you'd have to be yelling too much.
Oh, it's this dude is so cool, man.
I'm letting him in.
He could be a visitor, but I know he's cool.
This dude's the goat.
This is the dude that got burnt fighting wildfires or something.
Yeah, I'm letting him in.
His lore is he pretty much, you know, was fighting wildfires that got burnt.
Yeah, I'm letting him in.
Alright.
Man, we got a FEMA notice.
Somebody's gonna die, huh?
If nobody dies, that means...
If somebody dies, that means he's a visitor.
If nobody dies, he's not a visitor.
Nobody died.
He's not a visitor.
Quarantine zone
Hey
Some on your mind I
Know I saw you pregnant last night explain yourself
You're starting to frighten me. Are you really sure you saw something last night?
Why didn't you wait me? Is it the fear of death talking again, or is it the weight of caring for other people?
or maybe it's me or someone else haunting your thoughts.
I'm sure I saw something.
It hurts to see what's happening to you,
but you shouldn't fear death and responsibility
or closeness or anything else.
It's all part of being alive.
Don't search for all the answers at once.
A path is formed by laying one stone at a time.
Do you understand?
Why is she getting rid of a softball over here?
She makes you socrates.
It might even help to consider that we don't totally disappear when our time comes.
I used to believe in heaven and hell, but what now?
I'm not so sure.
Maybe it's something else entirely.
What do you think?
Killer?
We already gave her a FEMA notice.
It would be a wasted FEMA notice if we killed her right now.
You see what I'm saying?
We know that she, we know that she is a, we know that she is a visitor, but it would be
a waste.
All right.
We know he's not a visitor.
Wait, no we don't.
We just have two people in the house right now, right?
Well, we have three.
Nobody in house is a visitor, except for her.
Because if somebody was a visitor, either he would have died or he would have died.
She's the only visitor in the house.
So you cut the stitches off your mouth?
Wait, he can talk now?
I can't understand you, uh-huh, right, okay, let's go to bed, I guess,
Should I feed the cat again? I don't think we're in danger of dying though.
Check yourself.
Nice. Good.
Let's do...
Hands.
Good.
Yeah, wash that off and he's good.
Because you heard that guy that comes through with the gun checks us too.
Listen to the radio please big dog we done all that in the previous playthroughs.
Oh my goodness.
I'm going to get her before before we get whatever happens with her though.
Yo Celeste with the pipe thank you.
FEMA there she goes one more subject all right
Wait he's taking two people no no no no no no no no he's taking two no no dude that sucks because
we know the other two aren't visitors
Her and the burnt guy.
I hope we get her in another one where she's not a visitor because I want to see what's
happening with with all that action.
We have one person in the house right now and we know he's not a visitor.
It's a guy that that they can't speak or whatever.
Oh my goodness, it's this guy, the cold guy.
What do you feel, death?
Who are you?
We're saying no to this.
No.
Sounds like a call order.
I'll just shoot you all.
I think they get it either way, don't they?
The three cultists?
This goomer.
All right, this is the guy we have to show one of our things to, because if we have
something going on he'll kill us who are you yeah we've been we've been through
with this guy multiple times yeah oh not this time okay we let the next person
in chat
Oh, what we got this dude like once before hello friend say are you armed yeah, I've
got a gun okay, then you can't take out any visitors that show up oh
Geez don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to turn you against anyone
It's just I ran into some armed lunatic watching him interrogate a guy kept asking if he was a visitor
Good thing you didn't see me too. He might have snapped my neck right in and there you know
one day I'll learn to kill two then I won't be the one living in fear they
would why are you so fixated on killing do we let him in
oh geez do I sound off to you I don't mean to come across like some maniac
it's just back before everything I would never heard of fly but now soft
people like me just don't last. I mean, hey, I'm scared of what'll happen if I
don't learn how to fight back, you know? That's why I need to figure out from
someone who gets it.
Do we let him in?
A lot of people are saying yes, we need more than one person in the crib right now anyway.
I'm just going to let him in kind of sketchy, but I'm going to let him in.
There we go.
This will be a good spot to save chat.
This one probably ain't going to go too far tomorrow.
This probably going to be bad.
I don't know how much farther this run is going to go tomorrow.
It might be bad.
We messed y'all messed up at the start pretty bad, but I'm trying to recover it and the colt's gonna be coming through to
Lord have mercy
Just want to say dude. We only got one new visitor so far. There's still so many more that we haven't got yet
I'm low-key crook to see all the new ones too
like actually
Chat dup day w run right there
Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey
Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight.
Appreciate all the gift is subs, don't knows, bits, follows.
And of course I appreciate y'all for just hanging out.
Hey, you're gonna have a good rest of y'all's night.
Have a good day tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me right?
Peace out y'all.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.