It's messed up again.
Billy Retro Lydia Kate Arley James Kerry W. Subbers man appreciate that
Chad how's everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten let me hear it huh
how is everybody's day going on a scale of one to ten huh huh this hootie so
clean. God lead his hoodie clean. It's ridiculous. I see why this thing sold out so
quick. Just clean. You okay? So is dookie staying whatever that said with the with
the five gifted. Thank you. It's a white hoodie, by the way, or whatever it is.
Let me see what that prediction said by the way. Did y'all did y'all who guessed it?
see chat look man it is we're getting to a point now where everybody's just
min-maxing the hoodie predictions and it's bad it's just bad bro dude my fidget
spinners messed up again
Oh there we go clean spin not again what are y'all afraid I'm gonna are y'all
afraid I'm gonna switch it up again should I it is technically still
switched up right now not gonna lie I've kind of like throw whatever you know
what I mean. Yo pizza with the teen gifted casos dookie stains with the
teen gift and creme with the five gifted thank you. Chad what y'all do today man?
Huh? What did y'all do today? What would you do? You do anything? Work, sleep, work, sleep, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work,
sleep work work a job oh my goodness busty father with the five gifted where
has the man the myth the legend busty father been at this whole time oh my
goodness that is an absolute legend that's a top 10 twitch name by the way
that is that's one of the goats right there that's a legend right there w
busty father with the five gifted wow been a while yo dookies dookie stained
with the 25 give the yo w dookie stained with the 25 gifted Lord have mercy
give me some dubious for dookie spooky dookie spooky stain dookie pain with the
25 I appreciate that thank you yo Raider hey case yesterday I turned 41 this year
I got divorced got in a bad car accident that left me in a wheelchair and I'm at
home all the time you're live and 24 sevens got me through thanks hopefully I
make it one more year oh yeah you gonna be you know you gonna make it
I hope that thing is better for you, Raider.
I'm glad we could be here for you.
Hope you recover.
Well, appreciate that, Raider.
W, Raider, for real.
Happy birthday as well.
Happy 41st birthday as well.
Appreciate that, Raider.
W, Raider, for real.
Thank you.
What is this?
Grocery.
Uh-oh, Gigi.
Gigi.
GG.
You'll hurt that GG it's over.
Case can I leave stream so I can leave buddy I've been live for five minutes and you're
already talking about leaving you signed up for this it's over GG bud.
What did you think what did you really think what is wrong with you no you can't.
You know, crochet ginger with 2000 bits.
Hey, in case there's only one week left
to vote for the life-size queso
as the crochet make of the year,
and me as crochet YouTuber of the year,
can you please yell people to vote for me, please?
I wanna use the clip to get more people to vote.
Yeah, I got you.
Hey, you best go vote for the crochet ginger
for crochetist YouTuber of the year.
And for that life-size queso,
that's got, yeah, that's got to win right there.
Life-size queso crochet make of the year.
you best vote for that too Bubba. There you go. Got you right there. Tanner
Stong sweat with the five gifted.
Yo, Vissium with the team gifted as well. Thank you. Thank you. Y'all
appreciate that. Uh, kinds and appreciate you. Thank you. Um case
love your stream. Could you draw a pony so I can get a tattoo of it? A pony. Ooh, that's gonna be bad.
Yeah, I could do that. Um, hi, Casey. It was me and my girlfriend's two-year anniversary. The
other day, we loved watching you. Can you please wish Marie, Mary and Lily happy two years?
You know, happy two years, Mary and Lily. Thank you. I think we could. Appreciate you.
Casey, I was loving your lead content. I think you looked a lot like October Fast,
Grogas chat. You know what's crazy dude? Speaking of league over the past like week, I've clawed
my way from iron three to bronze one. I'm literally like four wins away from being out of bronze and
League of Legends like actually I've been I have been like frying on League no joke
like truly cap I'll show you the match history what you talking about I'll show it to you
look at it
Yo, oh my goodness, yo Google, what are you doing, bro?
Dog, I just went to search something and a pop-up just popped up.
Our system is detective unusual traffic from your computer network.
page checks to see if it's really you and it literally has my IP address on the
screen dog if I would not have hidden my camera right there like that's not even
that's not even a joke like it's my I usually joke about my IP popping up
that's actually my IP on the screen oh my goodness what
Do you understand how crazy that is?
It literally says IP address.
Oh my goodness.
What are we, does that happen to y'all too?
It did it on my phone earlier and I didn't even look at it that good.
I just hit yes, I'm not a robot.
I didn't know it put my IP there.
Dude, yo, yo, yo, yo Google.
Can I have a streamer mode, big dog?
Let me have a dad dumb streamer.
I need a streamer mode for Google now.
Lord!
Hold on.
By the way, look at this.
This is my proof right here.
You ready for the proof that I got to bronze one?
Chad, look at this.
You ready? Look.
Bronze one, 23 LP.
I
Clawed my way from iron three to bronze one
Panicked with the five get to thank you show did
Hey
Look at these games, bro. Don't pay attention to that one. Let's chat. Look at this win streak. Your boy went on
Look at this win streak that I went on
I had a Grogas era too. Hold on. You all see my Grogas era? I played like three days straight of nothing but Grogas.
Look at this. I was in my Grogas era. Look. Played like three straight days, nothing but Grogas.
And that's when everything started going good for me. No joke.
That's when everything started going good for me. I said, you know what? I'm just about to start.
Look at this win rate with Grogus.
Yo, Momo with the 5G, thank you.
You know what else I did? I spent like a thousand dollars on chests trying to get scuba grogis
skin and finally got it too. No joke. Spent like a thousand dollars. I mean I want scuba
grogis bad. Dropped a sack on it. Got scuba grogis though. No what else I got? I got vandal
Gragas too. So did. Don't play with me, Carl. But yeah, been cooking. Got to dad gum bronze
one chat. I am finally almost out of bronze on League of Legends, dude. Oh my goodness,
I'm on the cusp. I am on the absolute cusp. The cusp. Do you understand me? The cusp.
Play it now y'all going to screen-stime me. Y'all have made that abundantly clear.
clear. Okay so how long should I put my two minute quick noodles in the microwave
for?
Two minutes.
Do y'all wanna know the true noodle timer though?
Y'all gonna put y'all on?
I hold, dude, this thing makes me look huge,
but I promise, this ain't how it is, bruh, I promise.
It's a hoodie blanket, this thing makes me look huge.
I mean, look at this thing, dude.
I promise you, that's not, dude.
Look at that dad gum back.
Oh my goodness, look at that.
That dad gum creatine.
Y'all, Lee, look at that!
Look at that!
Look at that back!
But anyway,
here's the prime.
Here is the prime
noodle timers right here.
Cup noodle, okay?
Cup.
Kitty.
Okay, look at this prime noodle timers right here.
Cup noodles, you're going to go two minutes on cup noodles, okay?
You're going to go two minutes on cup noodles, right?
Normal block of ramen noodles like the regular like beef maruchin block, you're going three
minutes flat.
Three minutes flat.
This is subjective to microwave wattage, but if you've got a beefy microwave, you're going
to go three minutes flat.
But if you're going, Chad, have y'all ever had the Shin Black Raymond noodles?
I've told y'all about a million times, one of my favorite noodles in the world.
The Shin Black noodles in the black bag, and they're like a circle, they're unbelievably
good.
you go four minutes on those. You go four minute on the shin black noodles. Or if
you're doing two blocks of regular marucha and you're going four minutes there
too. But here's the play. If you're gonna go two blocks of beef marucha noodles, the
play is do one block, split the second block in half. So you're gonna cook two
One and a half blocks and you're using both seasoning packets and with the half of the one block
You have a snack while that's heating up in the microwave. You just eat it wrong
So you go you cook one and a half of the blocks you eat the other block while you're waiting for it to cook
And it do I'm telling you bro. It's perfect man. This called
Noodleology big dog
And you lost me buddy. I've done some heinous stuff. I remember one time
I got sick off of doing this.
I'll never do it again.
I did it once and I'll never do it again.
I was hungry, brah.
I was about 14 years old, something like that.
I made me a big old bowl of noodles.
It was two.
I did two bowls of noodles,
but I got the sauce packet out of a third one.
And so I used three seasoning packets
for two blocks of noodles.
And with the third block of noodles,
I was dipping it in the noodles that I had already cooked.
So it was like some crunchy with some regular noodles.
I was dipping the block in with the other ones.
I got sick off of doing that.
I did it once, I'll never do it again.
I was like 14 years old.
I was experimenting.
That's limit testing right there.
And I found my limit.
Did it once, never do it again.
I was about to puke.
Oh my goodness, I felt like it was bad.
I'll never forget that made me sick, bro.
No, Joe, you'll bury DOSPRI with a thousand bits case has been a sad month.
I've been working two jobs, but it's getting too much.
So now I'm leaving the job I've been at for three years.
I love it, but I'm going where the money is also John Cena retired retired this month.
My childhood's gone, but now that I'm going back to one job, I can finally stay up
longer for streams instead of leaving an hour in.
Excuse me?
You've been leaving an hour into my streams
for how long now?
Excuse me.
Excuse me?
You said you've what?
You said you've been what?
For what long?
You said you've been what?
Chad, who's the best wrestler of all time, man?
Yo, David, with the five, with the T, give it in power, with the five, give the thank you.
Appreciate you, no, Osprey, I'm joking.
Thank you.
I'm glad everything's going good for you.
Yo, happy 19th birthday, Lurtz.
Appreciate you.
Um junkyard dog dude, that's a throwback
I'm in my granny like though junkyard dog. I don't remember him
No, there's really only one answer Ray Mysterio, bro
Ray Mysterio
Yo, appreciate you Zan for the 2000 bits as well. Thank you Zan. Appreciate that Maple Leaf as well
Hey case devs of the back rooms 2005 game recently updated the game to disable the camera shaking
No way they actually saw me and listen to me wait what?
Did they for real I'll be able to play that game then did they actually wait that's goaded
Backrooms 2005
Yeah, that'll go back on the list then.
New settings and changes, new stuff.
Added an option to disable camera shake.
Oh my goodness, they did.
Wow, WDevs.
Lord, that's goaded.
I played that game for like 20 minutes and I had to stop because the camera shake was
so bad.
Wow, that's actually cool.
you devs for real I'm glad y'all did that because y'all know I like me some
backrooms games and it sucks that something gets ruined because the
camera shake I'll be I'll be on about a puke man but the puke okay
brats I'll take a picture that thank you brats w brats for real oh yeah I got to
draw that pony my bad hold up although I gotta draw a pony for somebody's
tattoo real quick I just start charging y'all for this
I
Do start charging y'all for this for real
Should I start charging y'all bro?
I'm gonna draw a pony. I have a pony his name is Moe
And he's rude
Pony time
Pony time.
How am I going to go about this?
Okay. Let's get some
huff action going right here. You want something like bone?
There's a huff.
Okay.
Got some leg action.
action. Okay, let's do another hoof. I'll never understand how people can draw stuff.
I never will. I'll never understand it, dude. I'll never understand it, man. Like, truly.
I don't know how y'all be doing this.
Like no jokeski for real.
It's insane.
Okay, that's a little too thick, hold on.
Okay.
That's about right.
Oh my goodness, okay
Dude, yo, can y'all patch the paint bucket?
Devs, patch the paint bucket!
It's almost not even worth using, because y'all won't patch it.
Oh my goodness, what is this?
Oh my goodness.
I'm not redoing it.
I'm going with it.
white this is bad white this is really bad
I think we're going to be
It's a demon pony.
That's its tail.
This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
This is actually like horrifically bad.
Oh my goodness, it's so bad.
This is like borderline illegal.
Okay, but I'm happy with it.
Let's sign it.
Look, you don't have to get this one tattooed.
So if you want to go back to the drawing board and hit me up like tomorrow or something for something else.
Um, this is actually the craziest.
like the worst thing I've ever seen.
Chad, is this not bad?
Would you get this tattoo, Chad?
Be real with me.
Would you?
I'm not gonna lie, that's one of the cleanest signatures
I've ever done, though.
To be truthful, that's one of the cleanest signatures
Signatures I've ever done like ever
That signature is so clean
Like actually
I'm sorry, I actually tried but it got so bad that I had to just fully commit I had to commit and I did
Young havoc with the five gifted
Somebody rated
Yo was appreciate that Ray was
Yo slobber dog with a thousand bits will you ever be playing telltale's the walking dead not should play the entire game
Yes, I did play the walking dead and I played it until it started to suck and I quit
Once
I'm not gonna spoil it
for people
Um, but once certain events happened, it completely broke my will to play the game.
Not gonna lie.
It did.
Now, was it good up until that, like the first season?
And the second season was really good.
Not gonna lie.
The first season and the second season was really good.
R.I.P.
Lee, man.
R.I.P.
Lee.
lost media though it is lost media matter of fact there might be a YouTube video of
me playing it like a five minute video
Yeah, there's a 10 minute video talk to your health care professional about zimpik like I did
Bro what?
Let's unpack how I gift like Santa
Bro why am I getting old zimpik come on
Just like a little black dress they never go out of stock
What do you mean zest fest?
Look
Oh my goodness look at this
This is from the ancient day of two years ago.
This was the trap house.
Look at this game chat, what's going on right here?
Here we go.
This was back in the trap house.
Dude, I don't know what it is.
goes by so fast. Titled an episode one never did another one. You just had to
been there for stream to see it. If you were there for the streams this was back
before I started was like before we were worried about YouTube. Best part of
This video, yes right here, this is the best video, dude.
He sits in my car screaming bloody murder
that it wasn't him that he actually believed in himself.
What do you mean officer sounds like Hayes?
People up and go mad when they believe their life is over.
I got another good one for you.
This one's a little bit less depressing
and a bit more hilarious.
I
My bro was absolutely snapped up the next frame
I couldn't click at a time!
No!
My number one was absolutely snapped up!
I couldn't click at a time, Chad!
Yo!
Where's he at?
What was that?!
He wasn't even looking at the road!
Here we go!
What was that?!
Who threw that in there?!
Where'd he go?
I'll meet y'all one second.
Yo!
He gone!
Bro got snapped up!
Snapped up bad!
Yeah, it's like they yes like the Peter that was like the wait did this game come out before that Peter Griffin episode
What I do was where he fell on the stairs that got snapped up because that might have been the original
Peter Griffin snapped up scene
Could have very well been no joke
Man back in the trap house chat type one of you is here for the trap house days
Man that was many a moon ago buddy.
That right there was many a moon ago.
You know what else has been many a moon ago?
Since I beat dis notes eat but tonight I'm re on.
Let's go.
Hey Kase will you ever see play Mario Kart again?
No.
Sucks.
the reason that Mario Kart sucks is because you have to intentionally play bad to do good actually like actually that is the
biggest issue with Mario Kart by far is you have to intentionally play bad to do good the bed if you're in first place in Mario Kart
That's not where you want to be.
There's not a racing game that should be like that, period.
Literally, no joke.
Just saying, Bubba.
Come in.
How many are we today?
Today's the day.
You understand me?
Do you understand me?
Now, just pick yourself a nice avatar.
Is this quiet in automatic?
Looking great.
Let's see what they can teach you here.
It's, are you smarter than a fifth grader?
I'm Teddy, one of your two hosts for the show.
Let me show you how the game works.
We're going to ask you 11 questions in this game.
Nobody cares!
They're in a promise!
It's time for first grade.
How lovely to have you today.
Check the poll.
Wait, this is actually disgusting.
You mean to tell me out of the 40,000 souls in here that only 617 people could muster up
a vote yes, even if it's like five points?
Okay.
question here is worth 100 points that's like actually disgusting and helping you out for now
that's like legitimately disgusting like no joke bro
what the hell's your face in somebody for lunch chat
yay i mean like and i'd love to learn more about chemistry and measurements
Fussy, baby. Let's find you a go to see me lock in for real.
You've got animal science, reading, life science. Don't clam up now with this animal's question.
You want to see me lock in for real?
Which of the following animals does not have a cloven hoof?
Camel. Sheep. Wolf.
Wolf. What's a cloven hoof?
The only reason I'm getting this from Ryder's is because I don't know what a- because I
know a wolf does- what is a cloven hoof?
Cloven?
Well, the answer is...
Wolf.
Easy!
I'm the only person in here that could have got that right by the way, just saying.
The one person!
So, Eli, thanks for attending today.
Can you tell us something cool you learned?
The only time Celsius and Fahrenheit are equal, is at negative 4.
Ah, did I ask?
No I didn't, so shut up Eli.
Cool to know.
Tell me something I want to know.
I'm sure you got the next question.
Busy baby, pick yourself a good subject.
Math!
There are.
Don't be mad.
Grammar was on the gore, but I'm
going to do math to save some good subjects.
Is this counting question?
TOUR FALSE! 10 more than any number is the same as adding 1 to the number 10 times!
FUSY BABY! What's the real answer?
Sure, it's now locked in, the actual answer is...
Can we talk about how stupid that question is?
Hello?
But that's enough for me.
Yeah, there's enough for you to get on my side!
Hey, I'm Claudia, your other host for the week.
God, what was that question actually?
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
Let's say hi to a new classmate, and bye to our old work.
Take care.
Man, shut up, Eli.
Yes!
You'll be helping this crazy guy.
See, chat, they already started with some crazy stuff, because what was that?
Halima!
Oh my goodness!
I'm Halima!
Listen!
I'm Halima, and I can help with health and life science questions.
and life science questions.
Okay.
Fussy baby, please pick a good subject.
I love me!
Geometry, vocabulary, US history.
See that? We got some good subjects.
Bring out your money for this next spelling question.
How many compound words are in the following sentence?
Someone from the classroom was playing baseball in the cafeteria.
I don't know what a compound word is.
One, two, three, fussy, baby.
Do you have the answer?
I'm going to assume that a compound word is two words into one.
So sum in one, class in room, and base in bowl.
I'm going to say three.
We've got it now.
Yay!
And the real answer is three.
OH MY GODNESS!
GET OFF ME!
So, Halima, thank you for attending today.
We're my bid to pass.
What if it does a good fact about yourself?
I'd love to learn about old-timey medicine. Most of it was not very good.
I'd like to see you do better. Halima, who do you think you are?
Yeah, you'd have done so much better back in the day with the limited knowledge that they had.
dummy. Uh, hey, can you please say Merry Christmas to my little brother Joel from Grace? Yo, Merry
Christmas, Joel from Grace. Appreciate you, Grace. Thank you, W. Grace.
Be cool, fast. Merry with the heart. We gotta go to the next question.
Fussy baby. Please pick the 70 subjects. It's either...
Which planet in our solar system spins the fastest?
Fussy baby please pick your answer
I'm gonna go
And the actual answer is Jupiter
ready for a pop quiz it's yeah i'm sure a second grade dude you get we'll skip the instructions
this is getting ridiculous at this point this is ridiculous dude every question here is worth
100 points yes so your classmate but this grade is
You gotta be f***ing me!
You know what, I'm doing a social studies quiz and I'm switching it up.
Ah, are you what?
The 10 Commandments
I'm a little Constitutionist, only wanna hear it over there
is actually
social studies question right
what's up mangagarta thanks for being here
can you tell us a fun fact about your favorite subject
there's a fungus that turns ants into zombies
I knew that already. Give me some. I'm not allowed to do this now time for the next question
Fussy baby go ahead and pick a nice now the obvious thing will be vocale
What which of the following is a fictional character Clifford the big red dog Thomas Edison
Sherlock Holmes
How are you tubbin? Fussy baby pick out your answer. I thought all these were real people. I'm gonna go Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes wouldn't leave?
Yeah!
Well the correct answer is... Sherlock Holmes.
That wasn't a real guy!
You get 100 points.
What?!
But it's time we swap hosts, say hello, Teddy!
Hi, I'm Teddy, you're other-
Bro, that's crazy!
Time for questions from second grade.
Dude, I thought Sherlock Holmes was weird!
150 points. Let's greet the new classmate and say goodbye to the old one.
Goodbye!
And you'll get a helping hand from...
What'd you say, Mom? I wanna make it known that your performance on this game is not
a reflection of our parenting, S-M-H-L-O-L. Yeah, Mom, you're done. Yeah, you're done.
That was your last message in the chat. Yeah, you're done.
Ah!
Yay!
Yeah!
Yes! Hey, call me Hayley.
I'm really good at creating a-
Call me a genius, man!
Fussy baby, please pick a nice subject.
Alright.
So, it's...
Geometry.
World history.
I'm going grandma.
Grammar.
Test your linguistics.
In this grammar question.
True or false?
of a sentence that has become disconnected from the main clause is known as a run-on sentence.
That simply cannot be.
Fussy, baby. Choose an answer.
That simply cannot be. That cannot be true. A run-on sentence is literally just a run-on
sentence without a period.
Err is in.
Yes.
That means the answer is...
False.
Thank you.
Yes.
You're correct.
You get the wrong answer.
I like how I look over at the chat after I answered all of you absolute certified doobers are typing true.
And I'm the dumb one.
Golly, y'all suck!
150 points.
So, Haley, thanks for being here today.
Why don't you tell us a fun fact you know?
The Chinese invented paper around the year 105 AD.
Great to know.
Let's go to the next question.
Oh, that's actually, you know what?
That's cool.
That's a cool fact.
Fussy, baby.
Choose one of these.
Dude, I'm over here taking all these bad subjects to the first raid, and they're
still giving me some slot and go to art.
World history.
Orange, you glad it's time for a colors question.
Males of the bird called, uh, J, are predominantly what color?
Blue.
Fussy, baby. Choose your answer.
Blue J.
Lock.
Here's the answer.
So, the real answer is blue.
Lock.
One of third grade, you get 150 points.
Ladies and gentlemen, we open the third grade now.
It's time to check those points.
Amazing.
You've got everything right.
This is enough for me.
It's your turn, Claudia.
This is it, I hear.
Hey there.
Let's keep going.
It feels different today.
I don't know why, but it feels like I'm going to do this.
Time for third grade!
Every question is now worth 200 points.
We'll say hi to a new classmate and bye to the old one.
Lock in.
Thank you!
Yay!
Don't sell Iwakana Factory, look at this.
Oh man, this is about to be the biggest upset in history, actually.
And your classmate for now will be...
Blurring things down?
Bad gum ASAC!
Four languages, never got one wrong!
What are you saying me in?
Urdu.
Turkish.
That's Spanish.
French.
Oh.
Fussy baby.
What's the right answer?
I'ma go French, not gonna lie.
Your answer is locked.
Ah!
So the correct answer is...
French.
Too easy.
You get 200 points.
We're playing with me!
So, Iza, thanks for joining us.
Can you give us a fun fact about your favorite subject?
English has a word for various specific things,
but the dot on the I is known as a tittle.
Interesting fact!
You gotta check the next question.
Fussy baby, pick a subject for this question.
You have, there's a pre-visit you're a lexicon
for this vocabulary question.
Which of the following is an anagram of the word add?
I don't know what anagram is.
Adding.
Dad.
Subtract.
Fussy baby, which is the answer I'm gonna say it's adding and we've got your answer
Yay!
The right answer is...
Dad!
What?
What is an anagram?
Sorry, but that wasn't the correct answer.
Unfortunately, you were caught.
Let's add those points to your permanent record.
And that means the end of the show.
Thanks again for joining us on Are You?
I hope you're ready for a pop quiz.
It's Are You Smarter Than a Thick?
We're going to ask you, let's get right to the quiz.
It's time for our first quiz.
And your classmate with this great is
Hey, just call me Mia. I'm really good at art and music class
Do that took all the wind out of my sales, bro. I see baby. It's time for you to pick a subject
So good girl
What small mammal native to the Americas has a mask pattern of fur on its face and a ringed tail
Raccoon thank you badger genius wombat genius
Busy baby, please pick an answer
It's now locked in
Well, the right answer is
Raccoon.
Whoa, whoa!
You get 100 points.
Yeah!
So, Mia, thanks for helping us out.
Can you tell us something about your favorite subject?
You can't make abstract art about nothing.
You have to have a subject to abstractify.
Good fact. Let's move to the next question.
Oh, what are you talking about?
about. Fussy, baby, pick a subject you're good at. There it is. I'm doing social studies.
Measurement. Wear at a network event for this social studies question.
True or false? One of Canada's official languages is Canadian.
Fussy, baby, pick the right answer.
No, no, no. No, that's not it.
And the answer is in. Ah! So the answer is...
They tried to give me what a trick question again. Not today.
False.
Not today.
You get 100 points.
No way you had to think about it. It's better to think and look stupid than to not think and all of them look stupider.
But that's enough from me. It's your turn, Teddy.
I was not taking any risks.
Thanks for joining us in the second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
Let's meet a new classmate and say bye to our old one.
You can do it.
You know what?
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Your classmate for this grade will be...
You're lucky with the fog, Nicky, thank you!
Wookiee, you gotta be jokin' right now!
Yeah!
Is this a sick joke?
Yay!
You can call me Wookiee, and I can help with math and geometry.
You can't help me with nothing, Jaquan!
Fussy baby, here are your choices for this question.
Lord, is it...
U.S. History? Geometry?
Don't repeat the past in this world's history question.
Kyoto was the former imperial capital of what modern-day country Japan Hawaii
Madagascar fussy baby what's the answer Hawaii's not a country it's a state
Madagascar is not a country that because it's an island it's gonna be Japan and
And we've got your answer.
Yeah!
And the right answer is...
Japan!
No!
You're right. You've got 150 points.
So, Joaquin, thank you for being here.
Why don't you tell everyone a fact about yourself?
I really like to speedrun classic games.
You were at the bottom of a barrel dog water garbage speedrunner ever you
You ain't speedrunning nothing kid a
Very good fact. Let's all go to the next question
Fussy baby go and pick one of these subjects bro look at these subjects US history earth science measurements math
I'm gonna go mad! I'm gonna do it!
I'm counting on you, please count this question.
What is, in parentheses, 4 times 4?
Oh my goodness, dude. What do you mean?
Fussy, baby.
Oh my goodness, dude!
This is gonna take me an hour!
16
Four times I mean dude
This is gonna take me 30 minutes bro
Okay 16 twice
Let me read back I don't need you to reread is in parentheses four times four times
Are you serious with this?
I'm doing 4-16 times.
We're not keeping time, so take it easy.
What do you feel?
Are we in?
52?
56?
64!
There is no real timer, so take your time.
Your answer is in.
Yeah!
Well, the actual answer is 64.
Second grade question, by the way.
That means you get 150 points.
A second grade question, by the way.
Let's take a look at the points.
Good job. You got them all right.
That's actually a second grade question, though.
No, it's not.
We don't have to do it like claw grade.
Hello again. You're doing great. Again, why are you even asking that? I can just use a cup.
Every question is now worth 200 points. We'll say hi to our new classmates and goodbye to the old one.
Not in my school. I learned it in the first grade. Well, congratulations bud. Good for you.
You know what four times four times four is, big dog. We're so proud.
Congratulations!
See you later!
Yeah!
Woo! Yeah!
Let's say hi to your new classmate!
Quite good job, bud!
Ava!
Yay! Yay!
Woo!
Konichiwa, Ava-san!
You didn't need to get sarcastic.
Yeah, dude, this dooms in your flakes about something learned in the first grade.
I really like to learn foreign languages and social study.
Fussy, baby, please pick a subject.
This is all day.
You got time to make motions to this physics question.
True or false, the lower the air pressure, the lower the boiling point of a liquid.
Fussy baby, which is the right answer?
Your answer is locked yeah, and that makes the answer
True! Sorry, you've got the wrong answer.
Unfortunately, you were not smudging on that.
Hey, these googers are up, man.
Time to add up all the points that were earned.
Looks like you've unlocked something.
That's the end of the show folks.
No it's not.
Let's see what we can teach you here. It's our youth smarter than a fifth grader
We're going to ask what I'm not music next
You all know this already
Welcome to first grade. It's nice to see it. Oh, we got ground for music and giving you a hand now will be
I got some I just said I got 10 channels you mean you got 10 channel points
buddy you are cooked you better get you a loan or something cuz I'll know if
you can ever recover from Tien? Tien Channel Points? Buddy, you're at Square Zero.
Hi, it's Eza. You're at Circle Zero yourself for a moment.
Fussy baby, pick your favorite subject. Now I'm going to do reading.
Life science. No flash photography at this famous works question.
in the nursery rhyme who calls for his pipe and his fitlers three little jack
Horner old King Cole Humpty Dumpty
fussy baby it's your chance to answer here's the answer pure ass answer is
Old King Cole stupidist
Break something
Let's get right to the quiz
It's time for first grade. How nice to have you here every question. Yeah
Who is old King Cole?
Oh, Jesus!
Two.
Fussy baby choose us an answer yes it's two lasso has two s's in it it's not yes
let's not let's not be around a bush and it is locked in yes and the answer is
2, go!
Yes!
You get 100 points!
So, Hayley, thank you for coming today!
Why don't you tell us a nice fact about yourself?
I won multiple spelling bee contests.
Haha! Okay! I'm sure you have!
Next question.
Fussy, baby, let's pick one of these subjects.
You've got to punctuate your thoughts because it's question time.
True or false, days of the week should always be capitalized.
True, next question.
True!
Fussy, baby, what's your answer?
I almost clicked false.
We got your answer.
The correct answer is...
True!
Yes!
Got this! You get 100 points!
But this is a two-host show. Take it away, Teddy!
Hi, I'm Teddy, your other host for the show.
I hope you're ready for this second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
Let's greet our new classmate and say bye to the old one.
Take it easy.
Thank you, Hailey.
Yes!
So, your classmate for the grade is...
Joaquin!
Wow!
The name is Joaquin and I can help you with math and geometry tasks.
Thank you.
Here are the choices for this question.
There is.
Earth science.
It is what it is.
This Earth question means the world to me.
It is what it is, stat.
Period.
Which of Earth's layers has the highest temperature and pressure?
Core.
Crust.
Core.
Man.
Core.
Fussy, baby.
Give us your answer.
Core.
We got the answer.
Yeah.
So, the right answer is...
Core.
Yes, work.
You get 150 points.
Core.
Cool
Cool so Joaquin thanks for helping us out cool. Why don't you tell us something about yourself? I
Have a little parakeet named Milo
Thank you. Let us go to the next question.
I hope you wake up one morning, baby.
Pick a good subject for yourself. You have US History. This next question, but it clips the rest.
Putonium is named after which object in the solar system?
Fussy baby. It's your turn to answer.
Oh
And now he got that burn the cave brother that burly up, bro
We've got it now. You don't know I'm with the fire. Thank you. The right answer is right here
Yeah, you're correct you get 150 points
It's just an object.
Pluto is not just an object.
When you think about it, everything in existence is just an object.
If you want to get super duper technical, you're just an object.
Time to check the points.
Great work.
Everything is just an object occupying a space.
But this is a two host show.
Take it away, Claudia.
Back to me.
to the next one welcome to third grade every question is now worth 200 points
you know what I mean?
if I draw old classmate and greet a new one peace out
yay
whoa
yo honor bound with the 20 gift is w honor bound with the 20 gift that I
appreciate that thank you w honor bound appreciate you
Yeah.
We're saying that all about the real.
Oh!
Hey, I'm Eza.
My favorite subject-
Hey, I'm Eza!
My favorite subject!
You're clamoring for whatever else he's saying.
It's either geometry-
Dude, look at this sloth!
Life science.
Measurements.
Oh my god, it's over!
This check there's no chance dude. There's no no chance ever
I mean I'm sick to my stomach
I might have to life science bro
Second life science
Oh my goodness, dude.
Put your hands deep in the dirt, in this plant's place.
Put your hands deep in the dirt in this plant's question.
What is another term for a green onion?
Serrano.
Shallot.
We got so lucky.
Scallion.
Fussy, baby.
What's the answer?
We got so lucky.
baby what's the answer we got so lucky your answer is locked yeah that means the
answer is
Scallion! Scallion! Scallion! Scallion! Scallion!
Wrong one.
Unfortunately, you almost had a heart attack.
I hope you're ready for a prop quiz.
Oh, I'm about to get my points.
We're going to ask you, let's go to the quiz already.
It's time for first grade.
How lovely to have you today.
Every question here is worth 100 points.
Woohoo! Yeah!
You'll get help from your classmate.
Apollo!
Ah!
Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah!
Name's Apollo.
My specialty is astronomy and computer science.
Bussy, baby.
Let's pick one for the next question and it's measurements earth science art life science
Snip snip time to cut some more arts and crafts
True or false a kiln is an oven that can be used to bake pottery to help it keep its shape
And the answer is it.
Uh huh.
The correct answer is...
True.
Good job.
You get 100 points.
I'm back.
Why'd I never left?
So, of course...
Like I never left.
Chad, I'm back.
I'm back like I never left.
Like actually like I never left in my life.
What happened?
Me too, by the way. Me too.
Echo.
Why's it not Echoing now?
What is the beast in this animal's question?
Because of their pouches, animals like the kangaroo are classified as what?
Kangaroo.
Phelons.
Marsupials.
Primates.
Fussy baby, it's your turn to answer.
It's gotta be number two, bro.
Your answer is in.
Yay!
And the real answer is...
Marsupials, well done! You get 100 points!
But you've had enough of me. Go for it, Teddy!
Beautiful!
Hey, I'm Teddy, your other host for the show.
Let's go to questions from second grade.
This time, each question is worth 150 points.
It's time to say bye to our old classmate at...
That's basic knowledge why you celebrate Bubba LOL.
Your name is Dookie Monster, like big dog.
Bye, good new one.
See you soon.
Like big dog.
You are not wonderful, not know knowledge.
Yeah!
Let's meet your new classmate.
You hear me?
Mia!
YAY!
Woo!
Hello! My name is Mia.
I love to study all kinds of art and music.
Calm down! Oh, I'm calm!
Fussy, baby. Let's see if there's a good subject.
You will want to see me knock.
They are...
Geometry.
U.S. History.
Measurements.
World History.
Dude, this is absolutely disgusting.
We'll take the high road for this directions question.
If Sierra leaves the beach and swims southeast for 50 feet,
what direction should she swim to return to where she started?
Southwest.
Northwest.
Northeast.
Just northeast.
Fussy baby, what's your answer?
Yeah, northeast, literally, which is on my head.
And we've got your answer.
Yay!
You let go, they have no way!
My answer is...
Northwest.
Sorry, you picked the wrong answer.
Unfortunately, you are not smarter than a fifth grader.
Unfortunately, I'm gonna beat you in the park and watch, kiddy.
When you leave this show, I'm gonna find you in the parking lot on the way to your car,
I'm gonna beat you unconscious.
Time to add those points.
Dear record.
And we'll have to say goodbye for now.
That's all for now.
Thank you for getting ready.
I hope you're ready for the pop quiz.
It's Are You Smarter Than A Fifth grader?
We're going to ask you 11 questions in increasing difficulty.
But you get to pick the subject every time.
You'll have a classmate to help you out,
and three cheats you can use during the game.
Imagine being so confident and being all...
You can copy your classmate's answers.
Imagine being not as muskier as me.
Yeah.
You all know this already.
There you go, bud.
There's a trade-off to everything.
Yeah!
And your classmate...
Yes!
Yay!
Hi! You can call me Chai.
At the end of the day, everything cancels out,
because I am just eight-foot tall and swollen.
Fussy baby, take a look at these subjects.
We've got Earth Science.
Put away your dictionaries.
Her vocabulary question.
By definition, the word equine
refers to what species of animal?
What are we doing Teddy cow? What are we actually doing dog?
What fussy baby pick the right answer
What
Horse, I don't know but I mean what we got the answer
Horse good work you get 100 points
Sokai, thanks for joining us here.
Can you tell us a fun fact you learned recently?
Balcony Point is an island in the Philippines.
On a lake and an island. On a lake and an island.
Don't remember asking.
Great fact. Let's move to the next question.
Fussy baby, here's your subject for this question.
So, it's Earth Science, Measurements, Life Science, Reading will take the fast track to this directions question.
I'm down 10 million points!
If you're standing on the equator, in what basic compass direction would you look in order to watch the sun rise?
East.
West.
East.
South.
East.
Fussy, baby, pick the correct one.
East.
We got your answer.
East.
Woohoo!
East.
Well, the correct answer is...
East.
Thank you.
That means you get 100 points.
But you've had enough of me.
for it, Claudia.
Hi!
I'm Claudia, your other host for the show.
It's time for us to go to-
Y'all need to lock in for real and beat the game.
The second grade.
This time, each question is worth $155.
I guarantee you'll win right here.
It's time to meet a new class.
I guarantee you'll win right here.
Bye-bye.
I'm guaranteeing you'll win this.
I'm I'm guaranteeing a witness and you'll be getting help from
I'm guaranteeing it
Another one buddy go to my YouTube
I'm guaranteeing it now pussy baby. Let's see what subjects there are
Don't matter what subject because I'm locked.
Geomach, it's all fair and square here.
Take this shapes question.
True or false?
An obtuse triangle has one obtuse interior angle.
Fussy, baby.
It's your chance to answer.
You got it now.
I'm locked.
The actual answer is...
True!
To be fair, you get 150 points.
So, Halima, thank you for attending.
Can you tell us a fact on your favorite subject?
Never feed honey to a baby less than a year old.
The bacteria can cause infant botulism.
A great fact!
Wait, what was the question?
If Cinco de Mayo is on a Wednesday, what day of the week will maybe 18th be?
I'll say the question again.
Oh, you just said it again.
If Cinco de Mayo is on a Wednesday, what day of the week will maybe 18th be?
As it is locked in.
I'm actually him, though.
Well, the answer is actually no joke him on that thing. I love on him
On that thing I love on him no joke
I told you I locked in
No, no, I'm not relaxed. You're gonna lose your standpoints. I locked in
are but it's time we swap posts it's yours now Teddy how bad's it gonna be oh
my good it's my turn let's keep going welcome to third grade every question is
Now worth 200 points. Let's greet our new classmate and say goodbye to y'all for my life
Your classmate for now will be
The scream froze in a freeze
Eva!
Oh!
Yay!
Yes!
Yeah!
Salam Esmeman, Eva!
My favorite classes are foreign languages and social studies.
Novel!
Fussy baby.
Pick yourself a good question.
Let's go!
Pick, pick, pick.
Won't need a translator.
That is foreign languages question.
Ture false.
Chadnees is the official language of the African country of Chad.
false cuz I got this one wrong I got this one wrong before so it's false I
say it was true last night it's now locked in whoa and that makes the answer
false yeah you get 200 points oh my goodness so Eva thanks for being here
with us. Can you tell us all a fact about yourself?
I love to haggle whenever I buy stuff. You're five. An important fact. Let's check the
next question. Fussy baby, take a good subject for the question, is it? It's not rocket science,
but it is a physics question. Olivia rubbing her balloon against her head and sticking
it to a wall is an example of what static electricity static electricity man I'm a
genius kinetic electricity nope you ain't gonna do magnetic electricity you ain't
gonna do me like that already know my answer bubble fussy baby what's the
real already know my answer you ain't about to trick me here's the answer and
And the actual answer is...
Static electricity. You're correct. You get 300 points.
Hey, snap. Are y'all getting nervous?
Huh? Are you getting nervous that your channel point's about to be gone?
Very excited.
You should be!
Right there in the fourth grade.
Every question here is worth 250 points. It's time for a new classmate and to say bye to the old one.
Bye for now!
Y'all are in danger right now, Bubba. You should be scared at your points if I make a call.
I'm helping you for this grade, Is.
Dude, my fidget spinner keeps messing up.
Is that?
Ah! Yes!
Fourth grade!
Hey, it's Iza. I'm very good at the Capulet and Grand Rapids.
Come on, man, I'm gonna do that again.
Fussy baby, it's time to pick yourself a subject.
GG.
It's between chemistry, US history, world history, geometry.
It's over. It was a good run.
Might need some H2O before this next question.
Baking soda consists of one atom each of sodium, hydrogen, carbon, and how many oxygen atoms?
One. Two. Three. Fussy, baby. Choose us an answer. And we've got your answer.
Yay!
So, the correct answer is...
Three.
Woo!
You got this!
You get 250 points.
So, Isaac, thanks for coming to class!
Can you give everyone a fact about this episode?
You've been pussy.
I like to watch soccer with my father.
A good fact!
That's all goes to-
Why did you say it like that?
Are you a nerd?
Fussy, baby.
The subjects you're good at.
You have U.S. history.
World history.
Social stuff.
There's only the finest with this artist's question.
From 1901 to 1904,
Pablo Picasso had a period
defined by painting in which color?
Fussy, baby.
pick an answer for us. I'm actually like insanely locked in answer. So the answer is
blue. He's the dude that did that one picture where the guys like this and
That picture is blue.
You're right.
You get 250 points.
Good, Y'all are in trouble, actually.
It's time to check out the points again.
Y'all can keep trying and coping.
Talking about I'm cheating, bubba.
That's a lot from me.
I'd go four days, five, ten days straight.
I'm missing every question and cheating.
Now you a dummy.
can't believe it you're doing great it's time for fifth grade every question I'm
done this before 300 points you're coming new classmates so we'll say bye for
now take care and I think they're gonna give me good subjects so let's greet
your new classmate, Hayley. Oh my goodness, I could do it! Yes! Yeah! Yes! I can do it,
right? My two best subjects are reading and spelling. Fussy, baby. Choose a good subject
for you. We have a CGCon. Let's see what we can grow in this plant's question. Which
of these best describes the function of a vacuole in a plant cell. Storage. Energy production.
Cell defense. I think I know what this is. Fussy baby. Which is the answer? Here's the
answer that's gotta be it and the answer is storage like work you get 300 points
so Haley thank you for being here with us why don't you tell us a fact about
yourself I like to read old mythological stories what a good fact we've
Gotta go to the next one. Oh my goodness.
Fussy baby, please pick yourself a good subject.
We've got US no open-toed shins during this chemistry question.
True or false, covalent bonding can take place between atoms of the same element.
Fussy baby, choose your answer.
we got your answer yes and the correct answer is true but this is a two-host
Cho take it away Claudia
From it with the fire
It's here. We're at sixth grade. I hope you're ready for this
There's only one question, but it's worth five hundred points. We'll say bye to your classmate now
Oh man
of the Western Hemisphere between Spain and what other country?
France? England? Portugal?
Fussy baby, choose the right answer. Full on guessing I'm going Portugal.
Your answer is lot. Full on guess.
What is?
Play them up!
What you talking about?
I told you I was walking in!
The counters are trash!
What a great score!
That's one of the best points into your progression.
What you talking about?
The Gowders are CRYING!
Oh my goodness, dude!
Man!
Oh my goodness!
Bro, the UPSET of the SIDGERING!
Dude!
This pay I'ma pass out!
I told you I was gonna do it. I told you today felt like the day
Huffle with the five gift in my heart to skip two beats in a row.
I'm about to pass out.
Can't be yelling like that.
Look at this.
look at this. That is 146 million channel points flushed down the drain. Gone.
Between 3,000 people, they gambled 146 million channel points and they're all
gone. Only 3.1 million was on yes. This is the guy that said he was down 10 million. Big
yell with the five. So if you would have went all in on yes,
there was only seven individuals in this entire stream that was
brave enough to go all in on yes, after defeat, defeat,
defeat for days and days and days. Look at cloudy and there
too. The richest person in the chat right here cloudy is the
richest person in a chat channel for my wife. Seven people hit for 12 million putting up
250k. Only seven people on this whole stream. Kari with the five. Look at all these goobers.
And this is only, this is only 10 of them. There ain't no telling, there's probably
thousands more that went all in on no the upset of the actual century just
happened ban everybody on this list I told y'all chat I don't know what y'all
expected bro after I do that over and over and over again eventually I'm gonna
get a run. Eventually I'm gonna get a run dude. I don't even care for real. Oh my goodness
you're coping so bad. Yo Vayne you're coping so bad. So so bad. Whatever girl whatever I'm
not mad. You said cheater before that. You are so mad right now. How many channel points
Did you lose, Vane?
Tell me.
Vane, tell me how many channel points you lost.
Go ahead.
I'm waiting.
That's beautiful.
1K in it's Vanessa.
Oh, my bad.
your account now your account name is vain you expect me to just know that's
Vanessa you only lost one K get that money up what you thought mom one K yo
Vanessa I fear what is this K so how many second graders do you think you
could take in a fight it depends on if there's a group of them or if they're
one at a time. If it's one at a time, probably like 300. If it's in a group, probably like 20.
Because if it's one at a time, they just walk up, you kick them in the face and you move on to the
next one. But if it's a group, you actually got to account for getting like grouped up on.
So, yeah, probably, yeah, grouped up maybe 20, a hundred of them, or a hundred of them,
300 of them if they're one by one.
Is that not a realistic answer chat?
No Nora with 5,000 bits, W Nora with the 5,000 bits.
I made a bit with my friend Shiloh that if you beat,
are you smarter?
That I would break no contact with my ex
and I would let you decide what to say.
I can't believe this, but you got to tell me what to say now.
I don't think you should, personally.
My vote is just don't.
That would be my vote. Or if you are going to say, no, I don't do it. No, I don't do
it for real. No, I don't do it. No, you gotta move on. No, I don't. Don't do it. No, I don't
don't do it. No, don't do it. I mean, it depends what the reason y'all broke up was. Case I'm
doing it, I have to. Okay, so I'm assuming that y'all left off on decent terms then if
if you want to. So if you actually want to, just be like yo. There's no better way to
open up a conversation than yo, because that's just the open book right there. It's like
Yo, but personally, I would say don't do it at all.
It was a bet.
You ain't got to go through with the bet.
Checking, I believe we just did that, man.
I'm so crumb.
You know what will make it even better is if we beat this today.
Everybody get your seatbelts on.
We on that road again, bubble.
Hey, get your seatbelts on.
We on that road again.
Yo, Crochet Ginger, with the five gifted,
thank you, Crochet Ginger, with the five gifted.
OK, bad preset, you, Crochet Ginger, thank you.
Lock it, Jack!
Lock it!
Get in seat, Billbott!
I don't know, but we're about to find out imagine we beat this and are you smarter fifth
greater no cheats. One day ski. Lock in. Hey, lock in. If you weren't here yesterday,
we're on top of a mountain. And it's snowing. And they made a remade version of the T. Ramesu
song. And I'm happy. Extremely happy. But we got some scrap all
through it. I appreciate him for it. Thank you. Oh, I got some new goggles.
Let me get them goggles. There it is. Christmas time. We need this grill
actually for some health in case in case we get injured.
Okay, I just wasted. I did the same thing yesterday. Oh my goodness! I'm okay. How y'all doing?
All right. Y'all good? Y'all having a good night chat, huh? Are you having a good night?
you tell me now are you having a good night of course you are because you
just witnessed the the the biggest example of smartness in the history of
mankind ever. At a level that will never be replicated in history ever. Birthday at 12,
12 a.m. Nobody cares, loser, non-plan. Happy early birthday.
A happy early birthday, big dog. For real, that was a joke.
That was a joke. You know that was a joke. Happy early birthday. Thank you.
Chad, you don't know what's crazy, bro.
Let's listen to the song. Let's go.
With the five, thank you.
But I want to spend this holy night with you
The special time of year
I should be filled with love and chief
But I only want to feel myself with you
Cause you're so great
You're so great
Don't you see I need to devour you, so free me, so free me, don't you see?
I only want you.
The song of our generation, the song of all time, that stupid cat may be missed the best part though.
I would have you sit to the drink closet for that right there.
Do you understand the blasphemy of what you just said?
Like I don't think you truly grasp the blasphemy of what you just uttered.
You have no taste.
You have no, you have no, no, no, nothing.
If you think that's a bad song.
My back just popped in like three different places for no reason. I'm dead
All right, let's keep moving when I'm gonna go let me go take a peek ahead real quick. See if I need to put the chains on here
I forgot
I need to put the chains on right here. No, I don't I'm gonna grab this scrap though real quick
L song a buddy you're on the wrong side of history big dog. I hate to break it to you
Hey, you're on the wrong side of history.
I fear you must be fisting me.
This game sucks.
Why is there an eagle there?
Dude, just let me play the game, Devs.
Not gonna lie.
Why do we gotta have this in here?
Let me play the game, Cuff.
Like, please.
Why do y'all got an eagle flying around that throws you
200 feet into the air and you just die
as soon as you hit the ground?
Bro, let me play!
I
Eagle wouldn't even do that in real life
So make that make sense to me devs why y'all got an eagle is I thought this game was supposed to be a direct reflection of real life
Yeah, y'all got eagle flying around killing people bro. I'm sorry, but that's not real
They wouldn't do that
Yes it is, no it's not.
There's literally like a group of ten eagles that live on my property, they just fly by.
And every now and then you'll look up, you'll see one carrying off like a goat or something.
No, they don't even do that.
That is a fear, though.
I remember we had a baby goat be born a while back and he was outside.
We was outside.
We saw the eagle fly by.
We was like, oh, Lord, he's about to go kill him.
He didn't kill him though, he good.
He good.
Facts!
Facts.
Christmas time again
We should be with family and friends
But I want to spend this holy night with you
Thanks
Special time of year
I should be filled with love and cheer
Thanks
I only want to feel myself with you
This is the honest of me, the honest of me, don't you see?
I need to divide you, the world's so creepy
Don't you see?
I just want to be free and let you out
We're dead!
Run that back!
I don't need any presents underneath the tomb I only want this one thing that's very
I want this one thing that's very dear to me
Please send out a new leaf by dream
Can't you tell me the only thing I want for Christmas
It's Christmas time again
With family and friends
But I want to spend this holy night with you
The special time of year
Gigi, I don't know the context, the context of what?
We're in a RV. Are you serious?
Dude, the eagle's back!
I want you so crazy, so deep in me.
Don't you see, I just want to be with you.
To get out of this room, I only want you.
The eagle's still out there, so we can't even go outside.
Should I shoot a firework?
But I'm afraid to even put out a firework.
Because if I go outside long enough to put out a firework,
it's going to kill me then too.
You're ace with the five.
Thank you.
Maybe it's gone like a firework.
Like a firework.
Dude, dude, get this eagle out of here.
Where is he?
That did it.
I did it, we're good, chill.
They're actually designed to crumble like that when you get it to a car accident.
Like the cars from back in the day. I know it's cool to be like, yo, man in cars back today
You hit something just absorb it not crunch. That's actually bad
Because if the vehicle is not absorbing the impact and it's not crunching the impact goes to like you
But if it crunches it's less impact yo, this year with the TNW this year with the team. Thank you
It's called a crumple zone, it's called you're a nerd in your band for trying to step on my spotlight, get out of here.
I'm over here delivering a fact and you gotta just tell me, it's called a crumple zone.
Shut up!
Won't you let me have my moment, man?
I made that actually say y'all have been in a car right before like even like a little
fender bender that's a lot of yeses oh my goodness wow what are y'all doing
closest I ever got it was in my Ford F-150 the transmission was out on it so
it couldn't reverse, but I still needed to haul around my lawn mower with my trailer.
So in order to reverse, I would have to pull it up on a little bit of a hill so it would
just reverse by itself and I could control it like that.
One day I went to do it.
I didn't like, I didn't finesse it right.
I jackknife the trailer and it caved in the backside of my truck.
But it really wasn't even that bad.
I drove that truck for like two years with the transmission gone on it.
Like when you were going 50 you'd be going like 30.
The speedometer was like 20 miles an hour off, didn't have the mind to fix it.
Where's my volume?
I
You're so dear to me
Don't you see
I need to be loved
You're so dear to me
So dear to me
Don't you see
I just want to be filled with you
Do you see
I only want you
No way I just did that.
No way I just did that!
No way I just did that.
No way I just did that!
Take this, haters.
I don't need any presents underneath the tin.
I only want this one thing that's very dear to me
Please send off and you'll make my dream come true
The only thing I want for Christmas
It's Christmas time again
I should be with family and friends
But I want to spend this holy night with you
I can't go outside, bro
I spent my time up here
Shifting through the middle of love and cheer
But I only want to feel myself with you
Because you're so creepy
You're so dreamy
And don't trust me
Get it?
This game is so stupid.
I only want you.
It's okay.
it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay is it okay yes
this is called the vertical burger cooking strat only done by me
And it worked.
All right, we got to use the winch here.
Lord have mercy, GG.
We can't get on the roof.
Oh my goodness, GG, for real.
Oh, this is bad, Chad. This is bad for real.
GG.
Plain.
We have a chance.
Put it right here.
That'll work.
Do this.
Yes.
This should go smooth.
You want to know what's insane?
I think I can drive it like this.
I think I can actually drive this out of here.
Yep.
This RV is a tank, dude.
As you see that, I'm rolling, I'm rolling!
Oh my goodness, we're good!
What's going on here?
Take a peek.
I don't need any person inside me to feel.
We just gotta hit it.
I
Should pre-witch for the tree, huh
I'm a pretty rich
Wait a minute. I can't get back up. Wait, we have no option but to just send it.
I ain't got no warrants. Here goes nothing, Chad. I ain't got no jet fuel either.
fuel either do we make that man I don't think we do
Oh my goodness, we got so lucky chat we got so lucky if it wasn't for that board getting
it caught like that we would have fell into the pit no joke and that's a bottomless pit
too big dog gg we're good we're good oh this next part looks horrible chat I'm not gonna
This next part looks horrible dude. This is bad. Oh my goodness, I'm hitting it again.
My dream
I want to feel myself with you, because you're so pretty.
You're so pretty.
And don't dream of me.
I need you to love me.
Don't dream of me.
Don't you see?
Yo, girls, what is this, man?
You!
Like what is this, dog?
I only want you!
Oh!
180 point turn?
Bro, I can't, because there's just a tree in the way.
Because the devs just decided, hey,
let's make this park just impossible to turn in.
We're dead.
Lord.
Unhook that.
You see my plan here?
Hook the front there, and it's going to turn it.
There it is.
Now's our chance.
Do you believe?
The face cam froze? Get it for real?
Face cam froze for real.
And all the chat says no.
And then it makes you think, what did this one disgusting
goober benefit from saying the face cam froze for absolutely
no reason.
Just just said it.
You know what?
Just for that, there's no face cam for the rest of the
stream.
Y'all lost face cam privileges again.
I can't believe this is working.
I absolutely cannot believe this is working.
I cannot believe we just did that.
Oh my goodness, dude.
Lord have mercy.
I don't need any presents underneath the tree.
Almost drove down there.
I don't want this one thing that's fair to me.
Wait, where do we go?
Please send our killing me.
Is that where I have to go, Jack?
Oh my goodness, it is stop with the song. I'm good. I hope you suffer
I'm not risking it for that. We got to go down there
I'm here myself with you
Cause you're so pretty
You're so pretty
Don't you see
I need to divide you
You're so pretty
So pretty
What happened?
Don't you see
I just want to be filled with you
You know, Mr. Wolf, I only want you.
I almost got angry there. Almost.
Almost got angry there. Almost did.
Y'all have never seen me truly angry.
Actually, yeah, you know, I don't know.
Chat, I need another checkpoint right now, Dr. Plotty.
Oh, why is there a swollen crossbone signs right here?
What is this?
Oh, my goodness.
What is this?
What am I looking at?
It's not going to work. It's going to tip over to one side chat. Um, Gigi. Oh my goodness,
Are you seriously serious?
I can't believe what you've done.
Yeah, GG. Actually, they are insane for this.
My goodness dude. Bro. I'm about to puke.
I should go to the other tree.
My hands are sweating right now. My hands are sweating for real. Bro, what is this?
Here goes nothing.
There's nothing.
As long as it doesn't take a big hit, it's going to take a big hit, huh?
Oh my goodness, that went so well.
The RV is severely injured, but that went as good as I could have ever hoped it went.
No joke.
Oh my goodness, that is like the scariest gap ever.
BWAH!
There has to be a checkpoint soon. The van is injured bad. Darvey's injured bad. I call it a van.
We need a checkpoint.
Repair it? We can't. We don't have any scrap or anything.
What's going on?
What's happening chat where's my checkpoint for real bro chat where's my
checkpoint man why is this here is there something here I can grab gg I'm
dead. Hey, G to the G ski chat. No, that's just something they put there, I guess. Would
you say I missed you beating are you smarter than a fifth grader? Can you beat it again?
absolute nerve of you to not be here and then ask me to redo it because you
weren't here. What could you have possibly been doing that ever? Oh, there is
a scramble here.
Y'all peep back, Chad. I'm proud of y'all right there. Y'all peep back. I'm
I'm proud of y'all for once.
I was sleeping, there's no such thing as sleep.
Real grinders never sleep.
What is this?
Please.
Detour?
Wait a minute.
Do I have to drive up here?
No way.
I think we actually have to...
Wait, no we don't.
Wait, we're going to get another cave? No, chat please. Chat, no, I- no, not another cave!
I don't need any presents underneath the tree I only want this one thing that's very dear to me
Tommy got no motion. Sorry, bud.
Tom, probably God in this case.
I should be with a family and friends.
But I want to spend this holy night with you.
The special time of year should be filled with love.
I might burn some because of this helmet.
We're not even some.
To feel myself with you.
The checkpoint!
Because you're so kind to me.
Oh my goodness, we needed this checkpoint.
Jack, I'm gonna feel it.
We're almost at the end of the game.
No joke, I just gotta feel it.
I need to devour you.
We needed this checkpoint so badly.
Oh, man, dude.
Jeff, you're why are they giving me Jeff, you know?
Don't you see?
Why?
I just want to be filled with you.
Get out of this room.
I only want you.
Yo, why are they giving me so much scrap and old and stuff?
Are they about to hit me with a boss fight?
Wait a minute!
Oh, they about to hit us with a boss fight, chat.
Oh, no.
It might be GG.
The giant ramp, did you not see it?
Yeah, but I assume that that's not where we would have to go
because we would die.
Can I be excused, please?
I would like to go to sleep,
only if it's okay with you.
No, it's not okay with me.
Pretty underscored princess.
But thank you for checking in politely.
At least you checked in.
A lot of people ain't got the respect to check in.
A lot of people just take it upon themselves
to think they can go to sleep on their own terms.
The absolute nerve of some people is disgusting.
Ain't that disgusting?
Some people think they got the right to go to bed
on their own down to the stream.
Ain't that crazy what these people
be thinking they can get away with in here?
It's actually disgusting.
Just disgusting.
All right, I don't know what they're about to hit us with chat, but it can't be good
I'm gonna grab these bottles of nitroglyciccerin real quick. I
Don't know what we're gonna need it for but I'm grabbing it
I got a bad feeling, but I also have a good feeling.
I got a feeling that we're about to get hit with something crazy, but also I've got the
feeling that it's probably like the last the last stretch right here I gotta go
to bed I have a date tomorrow now we're just lying just say you want to go to
That's not even somewhat believable.
Here we go.
Chad?
Who's that bones right there?
What's about to happen?
What was that?
Wait, is there a secret over here, hold on.
We gotta use the jet fuel, huh?
Chad, we gotta use the jet fuel right there to speed buy him.
We go speed buy him.
What was that, like a robot yeti or something?
Chad, are you a Yeti?
Have we got any Yetis in the chat?
If I wanted you a Yeti.
Y'all think Yetis are real?
What would you, what do you believe more in?
or aliens on the earth?
Bigfoot, more believable, not gonna lie.
Oh, so I see we're in the presence of some sippletons. Y'all think it's more
more likely that aliens are on earth than Bigfoot? Lord, have mercy.
Jack, come on man, let's be real.
I am being real well that's even more scary it would have been better if you
were joking not gonna lie okay when we get to the top of this hill y'all just
I'm going to put a jet fuel and just pour it.
Chat, I think that's the move.
I do.
I think that's going to be the move that we got to make.
Actually, that's the move.
This is to the tape.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, man.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, man.
Like, oh my goodness.
like oh my goodness man what day there's no tape here in the cave buddy there is a
more likely chance of me doing a standing double backflip and landing it
than me going back to that cave and getting that tape
time. Tom should be more like
Austin and we will be
interested in the time. It's
not gonna lie. When it was
Austin, we was interested in
the time and Austin more when
it's time. We just didn't
really care from the job.
Stop saying we. Yeah, we. Everybody agree. I speak for everyone. Should I go get the
tape, bruh. This probably is an important one to have, because he can tell us what's
going on here. Because I don't know what that giant robot was that just tried to
kill us. Let me go grab it.
It'll take a couple seconds.
We're getting the tape this Google to said not really
I have the tape.
It's a getty from an OG skiing game.
Wait, is it really?
Shhh!
Shh! Listen up!
I... I can't believe this.
I actually found it.
The colors and the brilliance of these crystals.
There's something over there.
It's kind of a pedestal of sorts.
It's got a little groove in it.
Maybe my crystal will fill.
Here we go.
According to...
Huh?
Nothing's happened.
I hear stupid things.
Why talk?
DJ.
Whoa!
What's that sound?
He summoned it.
Huh?
Did you just speak to me?
It's his fault!
Because anyway, there ain't nothing special about those losers.
They're just a bunch of stuck-up, talentless hacks.
No skill, no dexterity.
Just happen to win the genetic lottery while the rest of us
actually put in work for what we want to achieve.
Bloody singers.
Here and now they try and make me a fool.
Well, you know what, mate?
You want residents?
You want flooding to find residents?
I've got your residence right here, mate!
Do I seek the strength to crush those who oppose me?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
Now what?
What's going on? What's that like?
No, no, no, no, no!
Please don't! No, no, no!
No! No!
No!
Wait! He turned into the Yeti?
He turned into the Yeti.
Well, chat?
Here goes nothing, Bama.
Here goes nothing.
Okay, this is just stupid.
You literally can't avoid getting grabbed.
Dog, if you're gonna make it impossible to not get grabbed, at least make it swear I ain't gonna do this every single time I respond.
Oh my goodness! I mean, Lord!
Jet fuel?
We did.
try throwing the bombs at him dude you if you stop even for a second you get
ground
so that's a that's a creature from a super old skiing game back in the day
I don't even care about that. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not doing this every time. I'm just gonna grab the jet fuel.
Ski-free. Yo, y'all are old. Ski-free.
how old are y'all y'all are here skiing free
What is it? What are you butt naked skiing? You free?
So you skiing free, you butt naked?
It's rigged? No, it's rigged. It's rigged. Repair, then save. No, it's not. It's rigged.
the same here. It can be done. Oh, it can't. Yeah, what's more difficult? This
where the helicopter fired from the first map. This one's pretty absurd. But
the helicopter one was absolutely disgusting. Like truly it was disgusting.
Y'all remember that who was here for the helicopter one from the first
It was disgusting.
Did I put the scrap on that time?
I didn't.
I don't think it even would have saved me though because we fell off that cliff.
or dead either way, but.
All right, I got it this time.
Can you believe?
The play is second gear with jet fuel, 100%.
Second gear with jet fuel.
5th, when you go so fast this game, you have no control.
Lock in, here we go.
Are you prepared?
I
Oh my goodness
Okay. Okay. That was super clean. That was super clean.
We just got to do it again. Should I throw another jet fuel in it right now, maybe?
That was like insanely clean not a lot that was like that was like like that was clean
All right, look
Okay
We just got to do it again, I'm assuming I know for a fact that things not gone. There's no way that things gone
We're good.
Not ready?
Let's repair again.
You know what?
I appreciate him forgetting me a checkpoint right here.
Thank you.
You know what?
WGF, thank you.
Alright, that's all the scrap we have.
It's almost fully repaired.
There's a tape in there.
So we just lie in there.
Alright chat, you all ready?
Let's go.
I'm throwing another jet fuel in it right now.
of
the
death
of
Hold up.
Let me go.
More Jax you'll do.
Relax.
We're good.
Relax.
I think it's just a safe spot.
We're good.
But let's, let's, I know the music is in cancer, I think it's a safe program.
The music's making it way worse through.
We might get a full up arrow here.
Yeah, we're getting a full up arrow.
Beautiful.
Full repair.
Beautiful.
I'm sure we're gonna need it.
I'm like a pit stop pit crew.
Here we go.
I guess you can go to the fast pool.
I feel like we're doing decent right I feel like this is going actually decent
okay we're as prepared as we can be not yet I got some crap all right I'm not gonna pop
another jet fuel right now. I'm gonna wait the music still going. You ain't done. Yeah,
I said we pop a jet fuel here.
Wait, what is this?
Another checkpoint.
We gotta be almost at the end.
They gave me another checkpoint, Chad.
We're so close to beating this, I think.
Oh no, why are they giving me chains?
No.
No, what, no.
You think I'm carrying all that, you know, lost your mind?
GG.
I got a feeling this is about to get real bad.
I got a feeling.
You think I'm gonna need it?
Dude, they gave me so much for what?
Chad, I'm scared of what they got coming up from.
No joke.
I don't know what they about to throw at me.
Alright, let's grab the chains as well.
I don't have anywhere to put the chains.
Should I just put them on the tires right now?
They go away pretty quick though, I'm just going to do it, lock in chat, here goes nothing.
save some we ain't got nowhere to put it put the chains in the bathroom they
usually fly out but I'll just throw them in there
We'll throw the rest of the stuff in the bathroom, yeah?
It should be good in here as long as it don't get like too rough.
Alright.
Chat, I'm nervous.
We're on quite for real.
I don't know what they might have to throw at me.
the roof there ain't gonna be enough time to get them off the roof and there's no room either
like if we're getting through, if there's bombs getting thrown at us by that thing
there's no way we're getting on the roof
GG
I'm just going to throw some tear fuel in just to be safe.
Yeah, I'm not doing all that again. I'm not taking all this stuff and putting it back
in the RV again. You got me messed up. I do all of that just to get one shot. I fear
you got me messed up bro straight up one shot at me you have to put the chains
on the tires. You seen us do it. Dude, should we just go around the lake? I feel like we
We could stay to the left of the lake there.
Like actually.
That's gotta be what we do.
We gotta stay to the left of the lake.
No joke.
Yeah.
Somebody said try using jet fuel on chains.
We just up in here talking now.
What's up?
We repair real quick.
Y'all ready?
Let's see, I don't think there was a tape in there.
I think I'll line again.
Yes, you were absolutely lying again.
Here we go.
It gets to a point, huh?
It gets to a point.
It's like, bro, what are we doing here?
I'm burnt to hell.
What's hitting me there, what am I getting blown up by?
giant yeti shut up you know where I mean
here goes nothing
GG
It didn't happen that time!
I tried to put in a third gear bro, Bro got went over by a train.
What a goober.
I didn't mean to downshift right there.
I got messed up.
The game glitched and it made me do it.
We got it though, we got it.
I think if we make that jump, we just beat the game
because he dies there.
Now the game glitched and it made me do that.
But I didn't get blown up that time, did you keep that?
Wait, didn't the train kill the helicopter too in the first map?
I'm going to wait till I get closer to pop the jet fuel this time so I can make sure
we have enough for that jump.
Chad, do you believe?
Do you believe?
I'm walking.
Here we go.
Jeff, you're going in.
Go into a higher gear, BINGOGUE!
The reason I died there is because I was going too fast to control it.
It slipped and I RIPED!
Don't dare go do nothing for me!
I ain't even picking up the scrap no more.
I'm gonna do that every time.
We're either gonna hit it or we're gonna die.
Straight up.
and
You cannot be serious.
of
the
death
of
You mean to tell me the creature gets hit by a train and I look backwards and it's right there running down the hill?
Hello?
I'm going to give you a little bit of time to figure out what to do with this game.
Game of the year by the way, big dog.
I will crap on your pillow and give you double paint job.
This has nothing to do with me.
This is it.
Are you ready?
Oh my goodness, we beat it.
Oh my goodness, finally.
Wait, there's a crowd.
Where all these people come from?
Oh my goodness, we did it.
I was here.
We finally beat it, Chad!
Oh my goodness!
Lord!
That ending part was rough.
But we overcomeed the odds.
I was here.
That ending part was rough, but we overcome the odds.
Lord have mercy, we did it, Chad. Oh man.
Let's go.
Easy!
Now, was that not more difficult or less difficult than the first one?
I'm going to say it was less difficult, but that last part was very annoying.
It was less difficult than the first one.
It was good though, there was a couple parts that had me super annoyed, but it's okay because
we beat it.
You know why else it's okay?
Because it's that dumb spooky time up in here.
Do you hear me?
Hey, you best get you a guy beyond chat because it's spooky time!
Yeah!
Oh, people!
I'll be right back.
I hope you got you a dypion because you already know it's spooky time up in here.
you already know. Name of this game is stalked at home. Chat, you ever been stalked at home?
I hope not. Lock in. Game looks good from the opening screen.
Look good.
Matan.
Okay.
G.G.
You know happy birthday Merry Christmas Haley from Simon and Annadelle thank you.
I need a car to get to my house.
Why are we in the middle of nowhere?
Am I about to steal somebody's car?
What's going on?
I will ask this guy where I can rent a car.
I don't know if this dude would know, but I'll ask.
Yo, big doll.
Relax.
Yo, relax.
Hey there, you must be freezing.
Didn't expect visitors in this cold.
What can I do for you?
I'm looking to rent a car, know anyone?
That is the craziest text noise ever a car unusual around here most people stick
to sleds or walk why do you need one I got business in the next town and
walking is not an option you're not from around here by the way who are you
Who are you?
William, name's William.
I don't rent cars, but James, my neighbor, might.
He keeps an old one for situations like this.
Uh, thanks, where can I find James?
He's by the smaller fire, probably fixing something.
It's his favorite pastime, just be polite.
Got it, I'll head over.
Thanks.
Oh, until James I sent you,
I helped him fix his sled last week.
He owes me.
Got it, I'll mention you.
What a good guy.
Thank you so much for that.
That is the text noise in this game.
Bro, don't look like there's gonna be any cars around here.
Oh my goodness, James is dead.
Oh, no, he's lying there by yo, what's good James
Hey there, William sent you right good to see a new face even in this cold. Yeah, William said you rent cars
I've got an old car not perfect, but it works the rent is $50. What brings you out here. I'm on my way home
Just passing through
Make sense. The car is just behind that big rock near you. I'll help, but there's a few rules near the rock. No problem. I'm listening.
This is what it sounds like when I'm walking down a road, by the way. Cheeks just clapping.
Return the car as you got it and stick to the main roads. Weather can get bad fast. Thanks. I'll be careful.
If you need help come back here. I'm always by the fire with supplies. Thanks appreciate it
This fire keeps me going despite everything I love this place safe travels. Thanks. I'll stay safe
Wow, this this went very well
I'm renting a car for 50 bucks just like that
Where's the car behind this rock?
There it is!
Doxed!
I am not returning this car. This is mine now.
Life.
Oh my goodness.
Bang, slow as dirt though.
Oh my goodness.
Where am I going?
Hi, my name is Emily and this is my story.
I tried that.
It all began when I was 21 years old.
My parents called me one day and asked if I could come visit them for a week.
It had been over a year since I last saw them in person.
Sure we talked every week over video call, but it wasn't the same as being together.
After thinking about it for a bit, I decided to go.
Two weeks later, I packed my things and headed to their house.
Since I don't own a car, I'm not working right now.
I took the bus to get there.
Once I arrived, I realized I needed a car for the week.
With a little bit of the money I'd saved, I rented one.
Yep, that's what happened.
During that week,
I met two really kind people
who helped me when I needed it most.
They made the trip unforgettable.
Now I'm on my way back home
reflecting on everything that happened.
That's how I ended up here.
And as you join me on this journey,
you'll uncover the rest of the story.
G.J.
The car slow is good, but at least we got something.
I need a repeal.
I don't see no gas stations around here.
There's somebody's house.
I want to see your gas station up there!
Yeah!
We're in luck!
I like how there's just a giant boulder in the middle of the gas!
Let's get some gas!
Oh, yo, stop.
Hey there, need some help?
Uh, yeah, thanks.
It's freezing out here.
Do you want me to handle the fuel?
Uh, thanks.
By the way, is there a coffee machine here?
The coffee machine is inside the shop.
Right over there.
Thanks for letting me know. By the way, long drive ahead. Yeah, quite a bit.
Got it. Be careful. The roads can get icy this time of year. Thanks for the warning.
So where are you headed? See, now you're asking too many questions.
Heading back home. Sounds nice. Hope you have a safe trip. Thanks.
How much should I fill up?
Full tank, please.
Thank you, A.W. Mans, though, for real.
Alright, let's get some coffee.
Hey, hey.
hi there welcome inside thanks cold outside huh need to warm up I could use
some warmth where you headed just passing through by the way there's a
coffee machine just inside on the on the left the coffee's free the coffee
is free. What? My I it's I got pink on GG. GG. Oh, GG. I'm good. Thanks for letting me know
free but the coffee is free if you're refueling too. Okay good to know. Why the
coffee? Staying awake for the drive? Yeah, long trip ahead.
Got it. Stay warm and safe out there. Thanks. I will. Dude, we got to stop with
the clap action. We got to stop. You said the coffee machine was to the lip.
Oh, no, my hair is I got it.
You know, why am I swerving like that?
Hey, make me a coffee real quick.
Thank you for that coffee.
So safe travels, drive carefully.
Thanks, you too.
I said you too, like he was driving somewhere.
Oh my goodness, I'm embarrassed.
Hey, you need to chill out.
Hey, just finished refueling your vehicle.
Thanks, how much did it cost?
It came to $50, $50 total.
Pretty reasonable today, huh?
Yeah, thanks.
No problem, have a great day and drive safe.
You too, thanks for the help.
Oh, they got hit with ads.
One hour later. I don't know why that piece of paper is on my screen right now by the way.
What a long drive I'm starving, babe good night, good morning I can't wait to see you.
One more day I didn't saw you six days my mom told me to say XD you can't stay at your
mother's house because there have been thieves on the streets lately someone needs to be
home.
Oh right you won't be home for two weeks I forgot about that also is it safe to
come home alone in this neighborhood. Yes, I have to see my family. Don't worry.
It's okay. If anything happens, message me.
Hey, we need to put this phone away while we drive it. Why are you holding it
right there? We don't get to a crash. That's fine.
I'm not actively texting you can't get me for that bubble okay
why is the car shaking so much I mean look here
We're renting it for 50 bucks.
There's something severely wrong with it because it also won't get out of first year.
It's bad.
But it's better than walking, of course.
Yo, what is this neighborhood?
This look kind of chill.
This look kind of chill to y'all.
This car's about to blow up.
Did you hear that?
All parked near the house.
What house?
Oh, right there?
Okay.
This car does not turn when you're packing.
It's like not how it's supposed to be.
We're home!
Is this my house?
This house is nice. Excuse me?
Anybody home
Hey, finally I get to see you after two weeks. Yeah, I miss you, too
How was your week? Did you do anything fun?
Not much
Well, I'm glad you're here now. Let's catch up inside sounds good
This is a very nice place you got here, I'm not gonna lie
this is a very nice we're talking through a wall so how was it spending the
whole week with your family after a year apart it felt great to be with them
again we're talking through a wall chat I bet they were really happy to have you
back a year was a long time yeah they really miss me it's good you got that
time with them you never know when you'll get another chance true I needed
that I'll walk him to the taxi wait is he leaving wait where did you go this
house layout is crazy you can take a shower while I finish packing sure I'll
do that thanks that way everything will be ready when you're done you're the
best by the way there's clean clothes in the closet in a towel at the
the bathroom. Got it. Thanks. I
organized the closet yesterday so pants on top,
shirts underpants. Got it. You know I'm going to my mom's
place in New York to visit them. I try to go every year.
I'm sure your mom will be happy to see you.
Yeah, it's always great to catch up with family.
Sounds like a lot of fun. By the way, just keep in mind those strange
people are still hanging around the neighborhood.
Yeah, I haven't forgot about him.
I'd still recommend staying indoors for a bit. Don't go out too long.
I'll stay inside. Don't worry. We're talking! Let me go take a shower!
You good, big dog?
You made him cry?
My bad.
I didn't mean to do that.
I didn't mean to make him cry
Okay, what clothes basket yo, I'm about to puke playing this game
Lord have mercy. I'm actually about to puke from the swing
Y'all see how it's swaying like that. Oh
Here we go, I forgot something
Put the phone down. I don't know why she's not putting the phone down.
Am I grabbing any of this?
Okay, I'm not sure if I'm grabbing any of this.
Okay, got some shirts.
Tab? No, tab won't put the phone away. Tab just brings the phone up.
Phone addiction? True.
Okay, time to take a shower.
Those are the biggest rolls of toilet paper I have ever seen in my life.
So I want to point something out.
There's like this piece of paper halfway on the screen behind my face cam.
I have no idea what that's doing.
Oh, there we go.
I got my clothes now.
We're good.
Now we can take a shower!
I forgot something.
There's more than one room in the house you're so you're so funny yeah why
wouldn't the rest of my why would half of my clothes be in the bedroom and the
rest be somewhere else you don't lost your mind
okay that worked I need to put my clothes on something flat and not
dirty in the bathroom? You don't chill out. Are you gonna shower with the phone in your hand?
And Emily, this is getting ridiculous.
Emily.
Emily, put this on the way.
Say it with me, Jack.
Jack, say it with me.
Say it with me chat chat say it with me
say it with me game of the year we got butt-naked
We got butt naked. Not only did we get butt naked, we were in the shower, in the bathroom with the shower action.
and we couldn't take a shower you know why because Emily could not grow up and
get off of her cell phone.
We got another one.
Name of this game is
only faces remain, remain, remain.
Turn your mic up.
Is this good?
Hold on right this water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've never gotten a shower with your phone before.
Uh, tasks, go walk inside the gas station, then work, then clean, then serve customers, then wait.
Okay, that seems simple enough.
Then waitin' all day to play my gas station.
Oh, this is a- oh, it's a game within a game situation.
This game looked like some slop!
Who was that?
Who called him?
Oh my goodness, why is our house so creepy?
Who called him?
Oh, this looked clean, though.
Oh my goodness, it's Emily you've got seven days left
Just kidding don't freak out. Don't tell me you're hiding from me already
Come on, man. I'm your best friend
friend what were you doing chubby-dubby what did you call me my guest station
dude you seriously got to play Kenji that's an actual game I called just to
remind you not to forget the stuff I told you okay anyway go back to your
a little game. Thank you. Let's get a good little survey of the crib though. I mean, it
looks kind of creepy. It's giving off like some granny vibes. But at the same time, it's
It's kind of cozy, you know what I mean?
We're going to get right back on the game?
Relatable, not going to lie, relatable.
Get right back on the game.
Oh my goodness.
Hello?
You've got seven days left.
Sorry, sorry, no joking anymore.
I totally forgot to ask.
What just happened?
I was looking away.
What happened?
Three years later, the building had been converted into a motel.
Wait clip it so I can go back and look at what happened.
I was looking away because the student called me saying the same thing again.
Marlene, a backpacker traveling alone, found a cheap room to spend the night.
Did that get y'all bad? It got me too. I didn't even see it though.
Okay, maybe I'll let me look at the clip.
Chat, what happened?
I was looking away.
Bro!
Bro.
Hey, no joking anymore.
I totally forgot that.
Oh, the door just kicked open.
Look at the absolute surprise that this caught me.
I totally forgot that.
What you doing?
All right, we're named our name is Marlene and we okay, they told me it was the last room down the hallway
Would this be it
Why are the lights on I don't know but I'm not really
I'm not really vibing with this motel here.
I'm so tired.
Let's go to bed then.
Y'all messing with this motel?
I don't know about this.
It's the same room from before,
so I guess something bad happened in this room
and what was the prologue right there?
I should leave my backpack on a chair.
Okay, let's do that.
I can't sleep with the light on.
Oh my goodness, Marlene, anything else?
GG. No way.
Imagine it's the same guy.
What's happening?
GG
What?
Weird. It was a scam caller.
Oh, no.
What is going on in this motel, bro?
Are you going to be able to go back to sleep after that?
Yo, Keeney with the five, thank you.
Wait, what is this on the floor?
Please, you need to leave, hey.
Say no more, Bubba.
After what I just saw, say no more.
I'm down to leave.
If someone's messing with me, this is really weird.
No, we just saw somebody in here.
You gonna go back straight back to bed now?
No?
Hello?
I'm ready to grab my backpack sounds good to me.
I can't see nothing.
Did the door open?
I can't tell.
We're out of here.
Oh my goodness.
Who is that?
He's right behind me, isn't he?
Nope, we're out of here.
Lord have mercy.
You okay?
Your cheekpicks got leaped again?
I've got to go.
You okay? Your cheekpicks got leaked again? That's not surprising. It happens every day, it seems like.
This can't be happening. I'm here again. I have to keep trying. Wait, what?
We can never leave?
Hey, Gigi.
G to the G ski chat.
That is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen in my life.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, that has no business being that scary, man.
Yeah, I'm going to hit this elevator button again.
Hello?
dude it got closer oh my goodness I'm gonna be sick
who are you and why can't I leave
dude I'm gonna puke chat
oh my goodness that's so bad
I'm actually scared to move.
Chat, it's always these little random games.
Better like the scariest thing ever.
Why do I have to walk up here?
Oh my goodness, why?
Why is the TV back on?
Chad prepare yourself for a jump scare.
There's going to be one coming up 100%.
100%.
What is happening?
Hide behind the wardrobe. Trust me, he is coming.
Who?
Did it work?
What is happening?
I can't do this why is it so scary my life's just
Are you okay?
What's happening?
There's another note.
Channel puke, bro.
I'm sorry he is here.
Who is here?
I'm sorry, he is here
I can't do this. I can't do this. I actually can't do this. Oh my goodness is gonna be a jump scare
going to be the worst thing in the world actually, seriously. Dude, stop, dude, stop.
Dude, it's going to be so bad.
Who are you?
Do I gotta do something that won't let me click this?
Oh my goodness dude that was so scary oh my goodness dude
oh my goodness dude that was a really good scary game
like actually tell me it wasn't.
Yo, did y'all quit that jump scare?
I wanna get a good look at that face right there.
I need to get a good look at that face right there.
No joke.
Dude, y'all ever get so scared in some of these games
it starts making you nauseous?
That is literally what it was.
I don't know what it is about dude that game, something about the atmosphere that right there
and literally was like the scariest thing ever.
Hold on, did y'all clip that dude?
I need to get a good look at that face.
What was that?
Because that was the face in the hallway, right?
You're almost Duke Skeed.
Dog, look at the name of this clip.
Look at the name of this clip.
What are we doing in here, man?
Chat, what is wrong with y'all, bro?
actually what is wrong with y'all is this it no it's not y'all fell off chat y'all
y'all fell off at clip and GG y'all fell off at clip and hard chat
wait this is it this is it this is it this is it
What is that face brah?
Yo, I don't know, I've never played a game from these devs before.
But this was no joke, a really good short horror game, y'all need to make another one.
Like actually that was like a very scary game.
short but like I'm so pathetic I'm actually so pathetic I really want to
sit here and call myself the alpha when I'm over here doing stuff that's that
absolutely pathetic that's so sad shadow my pathetic I'm actually so pathetic
that's so sad like actually that that's sad I'm like just pathetic yo
W game. Great stream chat. I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with
your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gift this subs don't knows bits follows
and of course I appreciate y'all for this hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest.
Y'all tonight have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and gentlemen.
My Laman, alright? Peace out y'all.
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-hook!